The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1896-06-16
TUESDAY,, JUNE 1896

THAT youth is fructious and whiakey's
nuctious
An there's uothin' certain but the
mornin' head"
with Lit. heclcrs you are we'll sup
piled,
There is Herbert d, G., warbler of
poetic prose,
Lord, what a man is he, and
"Trilby, whose name shall live in epic
song
While music numbers, or while verses
have feet"
Gouyeneur is
zone whose extraction from an ancient
line
Gives hope again that well born men
may shine
Poor bald fat Jack, il work and per-
spration will do it,
Our homespun authors must forsalIe
the field,
And Shakespeare to the linsey-Woolsey
yield"
ScraWny Tommie of Vanderbilt, is
horoscope, has q keen Insight into the
hearts of the ladies. lie fuses and
loves to aualyze prominent men. He
has submitted a few samples, on condi-
ton that I do not use last names.
Grcn was born under a full blast of
the consultations. TcrpsiChore seated
at the harpsichord, Orpheus singing,
Just tell them that you saw me-" With
calliOpe on first bass. He has a good
figure, is fair. with Hclmholtz resonator
in his acs0phagus, Dresses WELL but
looks best in a vacant room. Should
avoid the society of ladies, and think
ing of himself If persistent and takes
Delsarte, may learn to sing, but doubt
full. Would do good work as a dry
goods clerk, but will succeed as choir
boy in the Salvation Army.
Garry was born with both dippers
full. Apollo and Jupiter shooting craps
for the drinks and the mill1yway sea-
sOned with nutmeg Is below the me-
dunn height for children of his age, and
should wear kniCkerboCkers to keep up
| appearances. Has blue eyes, a sunny
disposition. and curly hair Would do
we'll as professional ball player but
will succeed as leading lady in Steve
| Brodie's ION the BoWcry,"
Del was born during haying time,
in the Elysian fields the sun shining
in all directions, and Venus feeding
Ganymedc Melln's Food, with a silver
spoon. He has not reached his full
growth, and will rapidly decline if he
eats more than three meals day. His
Roentgen photograph shows a hashed
brown complexion, and a fat skeleton.
Should wear a chest protector, and car
rings. Will do well as a soubrette.
Ham, from Madison, was born under
the sign of hmself the milky way
Curdled, vulcan roasting Chestnuts and
Aphrodte reCiting poetry on the top of
Mt. Athos. He is tall and fair, with
black hair and a manufactured smile.
| He is gentle, refined, courteous to
others, ard has traces of genius. Talks
through his hat with ease, and does not
think enough of himself Is the soul
of generosity, frequently giving him
self away. Should avoid writing poetry
and putting himself on Record. Looks
best dressed in his right mind and if
forced to it will give offence.
And now, in all seriousness: Gentle
men of 80: Let us feel that our meet
ing here and talking and singing and
smoking Gf needs be) viii make a
stronger bond of sympathy and friend
ship between us. And when it comes
our turn to hand over this fence to the
first class Of a new century, may we he
able to say: eve give to you tradi-
ton which has for many years fostered
the manly, democratic spirit of this
university. 1t has done much for us;
may 1t do so for you. Gentlemen of 9S
l thank you.