The San Francisco call., 1896-09-29

The railroads reaching Canton, Ohio will
pay dividends this year-Chicago Inter Ocean.
SewalI has paid his money and is bound to
have the goods-even If they are a damaged
lot.-Philadelphia Press.
Tom called sewan wart, but Sewal, who is
very witty cuss, gets even by speaking of his
twin as Mr.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Journal.
Free silver and reputation isn't all Bryan-
ism represents. 1t stands also for free trade
and Federal defciencies.-Chicago Times
Herald.
So far nothing has happened to make young
Sewan, regret his refusal to wallow in the
same puddle with the old man.-Kansas City
Journal.
If the truth must be told, Senator TeIler's
prediction of Bryan's success has q very audi
ple boy-in-the-graveyard sound.-Scranton
Tribune.
One of the Bryan speakers at Louisville
eulogized his candidate as "the greatest an
archist that ever lived" Such candor will
have to be ediscouraged.-Boston Journal.
There is no third-term danger connected
with Mr.. Bryan. He has already declined a
second term, and the people will see that he
does not get afirst.-Philadelphia Ledger
Why does not some Popocrat or Populist de-
clare that when free silver coinage comes the
people or the Government shall have part of
the profits OF such coinage e2-Indianapolis
Journal
Major Mckinley is right. We do not want to
repeat this agitation every four years. The
way to prevent it from repeating itself is to
vote it under by an overwhelming majority
Iowa Register.
"What was that fine sentiment that Bryan
got of the other day?"
'He said we must not drop the bough of
thorns upon the corns of labor. r."-Chicago
Record.
Tom Watson has been sweeping through
Texas like cyclone with cockle-burr under
its tail. But the queer thing about it is that
he has been for the most part knocking over
Democratic haystacks.-Texas Siftings.
Chairman Jones of the Popocratic National
Committee is worried about the State OF New
York. This is absurd of Jones. 1t is ridicu-
1ous to worry. New York is all right by about
100000 honest-money majorlty.-New York
Nail and Express.
when it rains Bryan simply raises an um-
brella and goes on with his speech" remarked
the snake editor.
81 see," replied the horse editor. "He'd
put up ludu smut 4lLtsDurR
Chronicle-Telegraph.
As the earnings from wages in this country
approximate $1,000, 900, 900 year, q propo-
sition TO scale the purchasing power of the
money in which they are paid involves con-
sequences of vital importance to those who
work for wages.-1ndianapolisJ Journal.
Tom Watson is reported to have made q
speech in Nebraska the other day without
once mentioning Mr.. Sewall. Perhaps the
Georgia candidate hopes that the people will
forget who Mr.. Sewan is If he refrains from
saying anything about him.-New York Press.
'what are you reading. Johnnyf" asked the
father.
'Jist book of fairy tales" said the son.
''Seems to me you are getting too old to be
interested in that sort of thing"
Really" remarked the mother, "didn't 1
hear you last evening reading the prediction
that Bryan would carry New York?'-Indian-
apolis Journal.
Until the Wilson bill, of which MIR. BRYAN
was as earnest and eloquent an advocate as he
has since been of free silver, scared the country
into panic the workingmRn got the highest
wages the world had ever known and he got
them regularly on a gold basis just as he will
get them again If Mckinley is elected.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
So far eight members of the next House Of
Representatives have been elected. They are
classified as follows:
Democrats. .................,.,..O o
.''''..''....,..........O
epublicans.- .......................S
Republican plurality. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 8
Republican majority. 8
That is how the silver forces have begun the
capture of the House of representatives.
Cleveland Leader.