Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1896-10-14

! suppose you nave music at tina
hotel?" mo, but we have a bandn
Harper's BazaR
DR.. Jalap-LCt me see your tonpua
please. Patient+Oh, doctor, no tongue
can tell how bs,i l feel.-Boston Tran.
script.
Now, Johnn.e, go and wash your
face. Auntie Will call this afternoon
But what If She doesn't call ?'-Brook.
Ign Life.
Darling, you are the apple Of nv
eye" Il don't Zee how that can ba
A moment ago yeu said l was peach"
New York Evesiing World.
Hicks-My baby actually cried for
the moon last evening. Wlcks-
That's nothing. G>ae Of those days she1
be wanting the earth.-Boston Tran.
script.
Ethel-Did yo,. buy that second.
hand bicycle Of friend? George
Well, 1 always considered him friend
till he sold me the 'bike." -I.eslles
Weekly.
Miss Gowanus- i envy the way YOU
can talk to Mr.. Caustique; he never
sits on any Of your remarks Miss
Gotham-No; 1 make them too point.
ed.-Judge.
"Why have Aaaley and Miss Gush
ington broken ofT' "He thought to
compliment her by saying that she
reminded him O, his mother."-Cle
land Leader.
Little Elsie-AlI't those cows small,
ma? Ma-Yes, dear. Else-I guess
them's the kind that they gets con.
densed milk fror. amt they ?-Phlla.
delphia Record.
docs your lite airy club disband in
the summer, Miss RoseT' Move
can't waste any dlme; and this year
1t Is just lovely'we are learning to
tell fortunes with cards. Puck.
Jack Is so ba.Jhful that when he
proposed to me the other night | had
to assist him." "What did you say"
whenever he hNhtated l would call
out Play ball. "-Chicago Record
Miss Frostique i always have had
dread that / SHOULD be married for
my money. MISS Caustique-
dear, I should think that would bs
a matter of hope not dread.-Truth.
There was young lady of Crewe,
Who wanted to catch the 2O2
Said the porter: Don't hurry,
Or scurry, or hurry;
It's minute OF 2 2 2!'
Boston Courier.
Henry Peck-Does your wife scOa
you for coming Rome late? Crabbe-
Not bit Of 1t. Henry Peck-How do
you manage it? Crabbe-I don't have
any e.-PhilaHelphia North Amer
lean.
above ALL said the throat special
list, 1.-The lady must talk as little as pos.
sible." Doc" eagerly asked Mrs
Greymair's husband, sis there any hope
Of 1t becoming chronic r'-Cinclnnsa
Enquirer.
This blackberry pie Isn't nearly as
good as those mother used to make
mo; told you2 mother this morning
when she made 1t that you would Do
sure to find fault with it.'-Chlcago
Record.
Teacher-Tomsly, when was Rome
built? Tommy-<'In the night Teach
er-How came you to make such
mistake? Tomny-You said yester'
day Rome wasn't built in a day.
Brooklyn Life.
81 can't see what possessed her 10
fall in love Wits him. He can't dance
he can't sing, he isn't handsome
he" "Why. don't you know! de-
made century run with one pedal
indianapolis journal.
Buffalo buyer ito shoe dealer)-Why
did you warrant those patent leathe.s
to last, when one has cracked already
Dealer-My dear sir, how can we Os
sure there Is no infringement on Ins
patent buffalo Times.
Mrs. Sweetser George, you forgo'
to kiss me this merning when you wen.
away. Mr.. Swestser-Are you sure Oh
It? l certainly remember kissing sone
DOuy tulS uiOTulHB. SuppoScu -
you.-Boston Transcript.
He was once called to push the old swins
with Il will
For the girl he had chosen to WOO -,
But now he's expected to push her up III"
In a cycle constructed for two
Washington Star.
"Pape, what 10 broker?" "a HAL
my son, whose chief effort In life u "
reduce his customers to that dnancia.
condition expressed by the slgnlnch"
term of broke For this reason, hai.
ry, he Is called AZ broker.
Times.
II wouldn't b. so donwncast, sai.
the lady whose great heart went ou'
in sympathy for Dismal DawsoD",
How can guy help bein' downcass
said Mr.. Dawson, "when bout eve.
body he meets truns him down
dianapolis Journal.
Thoughtful: My husband Is the hio1'
considerable man In the world.
what wayr when he gave me III,
new writing desk he had two MY, s
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