The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-02-15
CHANGING HIS MIND.
MIR. Quaggics Comes BACK From the Edgeoi
the Grave.

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Mr. Quag9les declared ne lelV eN'. .'.l...,
I'll, ne uluh Know Wn"v W"s y, ~ nc Luz, ~
WIN MN, out ne grapnioWiy salu .nay
was at deathsdoor ana coulu near Sue I hn,
ole Delng turheu tne o'hsr siue ~ ~ ~. In
abundance. MT QuaeEieS Noul ,l s. g.,
doctor lie hau peculiar a'ersion ". ,,,'',io
TORS especiai'y 10 uneir ollIS. w NJ ~,
were unkind enough TO say 'n"' MI V""s
gles pun ON MS iliuess ,, ,.r.
one DAY MIS- puaggles louiu /" III. .i,e
pamphlet Wnlch h"u peeh Viruau u,,'e' CT Wy
front door thaI nau peen lssueI Wy T. III" ,ha
Of patent meulclne Nenuers' Mnereln .ne
symptoms OF various alllnenus W. VIZ . n,
nutely described. AiterperusihgiOs ue 'ooN
it to her husband ana sa,u' ..,o, e. ,ho
Thomas, You can ma out wnae Is 1Ie
matter WIN you ny re"u'nN '"'' '''''e
book Al. o,,,,
Reading thatl exclaimed hr. Suos
giles contemptuously. why my synp
CONS wouldn't 90 IN lew pages hho 'nae'
IL would take tnree Noiup'es 49,, " Wv, ,.aad
'em. However," he added you can Ie"u
some symptoms 10 me- Je,lih'a; = uon
feel equal TO doing II myself anu ne 'eai,su
back in his armchair, signing heavily MY
gracious, DO reel oad! ne lno"neu'
80 Mrs. puaggles peg',h'
: Pam in back ana uhuer shoulder oiaues,
frequent headaches, prlhclpally oNtreye
That's meV groaned MI Vuags'eS
: Yves, that's yon, Ihomas' assehteu MIS-,
Quaggies ana went on DIPressSu any
3 languid feeling; burning OF the pains OIL
the hands and soles OF the rect.
: Me again. You could COOK STEAK on
=, mine" declared MI ,9uagSles'
aversion TO physlcal exercise ihaV
| you, Thomas declared his wlte. You re
frightiuily lazy.
e NO, no, Jemlma that not me- uiSsenV
ed the invalid m not plt lazy ON.
= my poor, feeble BODY won't icu me TAKE an
exercise loon Jehlii,la; iOur Noioe Pu =,
L me in mind OF the Dead March In saul
II "'Unpleasant Dreams continued Mrs
Quaggles.
Is "Rather! Nhy' nave such awful ure"'u
that beneVe they lliI some Vi Sue iiair VI
n my head every night lnaC Why III sv'
ting so Dalu' ne si''u i,ioui IiiuiiS; w
:. dear! On GEAR! anu MI Suassies SUI
), denly started OUT OIL MS ci''ir anu sr'sPe
l. the top oil ms mead
% w naVeVer tIe i'i"''er' A"oii"s' ''Ne
his wife alarmedly'
G. why, mao pam snoo. rign. up iroi
my big toe 10 the Top OIL my neau.
)r uoou graclous' Wha' a. tonS pam g
claimed Mrs Quaggles' You're over 81
- feet, you know, lhohas'
is Yes, and II amt hhisheu yet' IL KEEP
coillng round ana rouiu my neau, sroal
ed Mr.. Quaggles' Doesh IL give Vn'
symptom, JemllnaI
q NO. can nhu ahythlns ABOUT Ine y
serpent, glsSleu ME. S ~ :; i""O
re what you must nave ilslue you
q "Jemima sad her husband reproacl
iully, Is thls uinle lor heatVIeSs ieN''
re when mere am WIN one looO Ill ,he sIa'
and the other one silppihB uoWii ,ue sue
~ itH what 90 all 'hese terrible symptom
point tor Is my heart gong 10 urop
er pieces, are my lungs so'ns W o"rs''
WHAT" II.
~ Liver, Ihomasl us your liver tha'
wrong SO lar as l can llaNe out.
An, thought SO! lnaC why ca ,I
eat Ihere's no room ior iooa IN me; ~
space is all occupied by my llVer' IL ma
so to say, taken the whole mouse instead
living in one apartment, as 1t ought TO d
| tell you, Jemima, We got enough liver
- go with side OF bacon and then the
would be some left to eat cold alone. /
. doomed, dear. III make my Will at ono
though 1t Is but llttle nave TO leave II
had better go round to the undertaken al
get an estimate Tor a tuheral-a pam Oh
n you know-and"
There was a tap at the door, and the sci
ant entered with letter for her master.
Mr. Quaggles took it languidly, but b