Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1896-03-18

Am so glad you had the doctor; did
he relieve you" Yes; of $50. '-Bos-
ton Courier.
Teacher-What was Joan of Arc
maid of? Bright Pupil-Made of dust.
Boston Transcript.
Elsie-My husband is very hard to
please. Louise-He must have chang
ed considerably since he married you
New York Herald.
How many people will this car
seatY inquired the loquacious passen-
ger. "Women or men?" asked the con-
ductor.-Chicago Evening Post.
There was once a professor who. be-
ing asked what he knew upon certain
subject, replied, Nothing; l have not
even lectured on it."-Argonaut.
do you believe in luck?' II should
say so; snow last night blew off my
neighbours walk and drifted to the full
length of miner'-Chicago Record
"Wnl you be my wife, Fraulein
Paula, and make me happy?" Il am
sorry, Doctor, but | should like to be
happy myself" -Humoristische Blaet-
ter
WILLIE know sister would be glad
to go skating with you. Ringway-
What makes you think so? "She says
she has been dying all winter to have
you break the ice."-Life.
You're the only doctor who advises
me to stay at home. All the others
say l ought to go to a winter resort"
Il suppose they have all the patients
they want" Blaetter.
| Willie-Whats the matter with your
nose Bobby? Bobby-Tommy Higgin-
botham an me had a fight in school
about some marbles. Willie-Who got
'em? Bobby-Teacher.-J
Lawyer Ca few years hence)-Make
your mind easy The jury will dsa
gree. Prisoner-Sure? lawyer
know it. Two of the members are man
and wife.-New York Dispatch.
Dad, what's a running account?"
ITS an open account with dry goods
store, my son, which keeps your moth
er running downtown all the time to
buy something. Louisville Courier
Journal.
She-He whistled as he went for
want of thought. OF course it was a
boy. You wouldn't find girl whistling
for want of thought He-No; she
wouldn't whistle; she'd talk.-Indian-
apols Journal.
Man wants but little here below
SO runs the good old song;
If he but advertises, though,
He doesn't want that long.
Printers Ink.
He-Oh, dear! l wish l could get
hold of some biscuits like mother used
to make for me! She-And | wish |
could get some good clothes like father
used to buy for me.-Indianapolis Jour
nal
II wish those electric sleighs We're in
use in Pittsburg," remarked Miss Point
Breeze to Miss Schenley Park. why
Il understand they can be guided by
the feet alone. Chronicle
Telegraph.
Enthusiastically, l think that Miss
Gray takes a good deal Of interest in
me. Henry-But you should remem-
Der that where the interest Is large the
security Is apt to be pretty poor.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
"Ah! that's great strain!'' exclaimed
the tenor, who was exercising his voice
in his bedroom. "A great strain ii is"
replied his roommate, ION those who
have to listen to t"-Pittsburg Chron7
icle-Telegraph.
Wen let these ''barons" do their WILL
Nor try to thwart their little game,
If, when the price of coal goes up,
The mercury will do the same.
Washington Star.
Susy-Say, auntie, dear, you're an old
maid, aren't you? Aunt Emma (hesi-
atingly)-Certainly, Susy; but it is not
nice Of you to ask such a question.
Susy-Now, don't be vexed, auntie;
know it isn't your fault.-Herriedene
Laubfrosch.
what is the trouble between Az
leigh and his wife" only a little
family jar. He was saying that he
MOuld SiNC any 'iiihS II lit Notiiu nav IL
wheel, and she suggested that he might
take one of those he had in his head"
81 am going to propose to Miss jim
kles," said Whykins, thoughtfully.
HAS she given you any encourage
ment?" Il should say so. Why, she
Is afraid | am pending too much mon
ey for bouquets and matinee tickets"
Washington Star
sIother--Now, Willie, you've been
eating mince pies till you've made
yourself ILL., l shall have to send for
the doctor. Willie-I say, if you are
sending for the doctor may | have an
other mince pie? 1t won't make any
difference, you know.-Moonshne.
Excuse me, Mr. Barnothlng." said
the London lady to her very wealthy
acquaintance, but isn't mining very
interesting very, ma'am." Il am
very ignorant on that score. Tell ME.
do diamonds come in quartz?" oh, |
suppose some people that work on a
small scale get 'em that way; but hal