The Press., 1896-07-09


 Louisville Post: A good story is be- ing told on one of LOuisville's most prom inont homeopathic physicians. Several days ago young woman called at his of flee, and after discoursing on all the topics of interest of the day settled down to tell him her ailmonts Among other things she said that she was greatly annoyed with sinking focling. The physician prepared a little bottle of pills and gave thom to her, with minute directions as to how they should be taken. Tho woman again began tn talk, and after many vain efforts to get her out she started for the door. She had just opened it when she turned and Sad "Oh, doctor, what shall do if hrsc pills do notcu mr?" "Takc the cork" he rotorcd; "thry tell me that's good for sinking fooIing," and he called the next patient into his private of flee.
 MARVELLOUS RESULTS. From a letter written by Rev. J. GundCrman, of D- mOndalC, Mich, we are permitted to make this extract: 'I have no hesitation in rec ommcnding Dr. Kings New Discovery, as the results were almost marvellous in the ease of my wife. While l was pastor of the Baptist Church at Rivcs Junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeeding La Grippe. Terrible parox- vsms of coughing would last hours with If h mi nt iNI 0DI if cn,InnI n, e bC could not survive them. A friend rccOm- mendod Dr. Kings Now Discovery; it was quick in it's work and highly satSfac- tory in results" Trial bottles free at F. K. Taft's drug store. Regular size 50c. and $1 .O0.
 A dusty carpet may be cleaned by dip ping the broom in cold water, shaking off all the drops, and sweeping yard or SO at time. Wash the broom and repeat until the entire carpet has been swept. To take out grease spots, rub the spot with hard soap and wash out with a brush and cold water, and well dry each spot. To ATTEMPT TO CURE Catarrh by the use of so-called blood remedies means the expenditures of many dollars and de- Ol llibI tttIbl II is not caused by blood troubles is sclf-Cv- idcnt when you reflect that attacks are always due to sudden climatic changes or exposure to cold, and occur most ire Quontly during the winter and spring, | though the blood is as pUrO then as in summer or fall. A remedy which quickly relieves and by thorough treatment cures the catarrhal attacks has been found in | Elys Cream Balm. IS
 The Roman houses and palaces were so impcIfcctly lighted that in many living rooms tho inmates were forced to depend on lamps by day as well as by night. Whom we consider that the intCstincs are about five times as long as the body, we can realize the intonso suffering OK perienccd when they become innamcd Do Wttt's Collie X Cholera Cure subducs inflammation at 0nco and completely re- moves tho difficulty. w. D. IIoald, Staff ford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Gov entry.
 A depth of 2,409 fath0ms has been late Iy found in the Mediterranean, the great est yet known in the sea.
 We arc anxious to do a little good in this world, and can think of no ploasantcr or better way to do it than by recommend ing Ono Minute Cough Cure as prevent ativG of pneumonia, consumption and other serious lung troubles that follow neglected colds w. D. IIcald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 There were over 100 colossal statues in the city of Rhodes, beside the great bronze image that bestrodc the harbor.
 It would be hard to convince a man suffering from bilious collie that his agony is duo to n micrObe with an unpronOunca- ble namC. But ono dose of Do Witts Collie X Cholera Cure will cOnvinco him of it's pOwor to afford instant relief It kills pain. W.D.IIeald Stafford Springs; c. L.Phillips, South Coventry.
 The sun shines on, oven if clouds shut it from our view.
 Eli Hill, Lumber City, Pa, writes, "l havo been. suffering from Piles for twenty five years, and thought my ease incura- ble. De Witt's Witch Hazel Salvc was recommended to mo as pile cure, so bought a box and it performed a porma- ncnt cure" This is only one of thousands of similar casrs Eczoma, sores and skin diseases yield quickly when it is used W.D. IIoald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 The darkest day, dawn it over so drrary, often closes chcory and clear
 Ayers. Hair Vigor is certainly re- markabl0 preparation, and nothing like it has ever been produced. No matter how wiry and unmanageablC tho hair may be, under the influence of this incompara- blc dressing, it becomes soft, silky and pliablc to the comb and brush.
 Thrco hundred thousand earth globes could be stored inside the sun.
 "Wako up, Jacob, day is broalling!" so said De Wits Little Early Rsors to tho man who had taken thOm to arouse his sluggish liver. w. D. IICald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 If you awake in the morning with head ache and lassitudo, try whether better ventilation will not remedy the trouble
 Pass the good word along the line. Piles can be quickly cured without an op- eration by simply applying Do Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. W.D. IIoald Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Thorc is nothing better for cleaning brass than half lemon dipped in fine brick dust and applied vigorously. It leaves the metal in good color, which cannot be said of many preparations rec commended for the purpose.
 Small in size, but great in results. De Witt's Little Early Risers act gently but thoroughly, curing indigestion, dyspepsia and constipation. Small pill, safe pill, best pill. w. D. Heald, StaffordSprings i;