New-York tribune., 1896-05-30


It's winner from way back.
cus,omer-Why do YOU always relate those horrt
robber stories and other uncanny adventures "nen
you are cutting ones hair? ,, .,.
Hairrlresser- Because they make psopies nah
stand on end. and il is thus much easier 10 cuI-
U'nsere Gesellschar
The thrtieth anniversary exercises OF pre"
Ladies' Seminary. at Carmel. y " VIII oe he" on
June l2 to L. The baccalaureate sermon VIII pe ue'
l,vered on Sunday June u. by the Rev. Df' rranA
Mason North Mrs Margare, Bottome will give an
address in the evening OF the same day Oiass'aA'
exercises will be held on Monday, and commence
ment exercises on Wednesday.
Solemn warnng"Now, Josh & said the m farlne, hoars
lot OF city gals this summer and You NAM :, M
out OF fallin' in love with EN- SUR & IL an ,,h ons
~ nur cty boariers and when she fitted me ~
Continued lowering his voice and looking csu,Sus Ss,
his shouldsr -! made me vos 5se' nav before
thought what was doin'."-(Cncinnati Ehau''e
The svmmes family. OF Hamilton, Ohio nave u
their possession the sword OF Johh 'ie'es 49,.
who purchased the territory lying between me-
>t,.,,. ,ror, the United states Government. "nen
the original John Cleves symmes a'ed' 80
into the pos.ess,on OF Captain John Cleves Ssmn'e
the author OF the theory OF concentric spn.
whose remains lie buried in the four'n - ~.
Park In Hamilton. For many years inc
had been kept BY Joseph R. Symmes' VINO w"
Gently.
A DESIRE.
When the springtlme is melting away 'n'o '""'
And the lingering daylight Is warm; war ;;,,o,ous moon
When the long purple rays KISS tne u,u San,n.
BY the mountains bleak mensIi. 1aus longing to bs
In some sylvan and taravay and a,d.. melody
Where the ear may forget N. N 'he hand:
The buster and blare ol 'he oA"N'
For some spot where the sau'fre'
Where n's the e mcsses Ike emerads sss5 III. air.
whers The M scent Of the coverhed unssSS sSroueh hs
Where the swift m'nno" 'A'''
Where the long rus,lns curtain OF geneftolll folly:
Hides the town with It's care ~ the lettering bees
Where the low drowsy song ~ ,he III. trolley.
Can drown out the o"A~ VI washington S'a'
,,,,s,sr IN an Ohio town 'ecensy ..s
.,ar.a w,thout reading It petition tna' -,
70 be for a charitable purpose. anu ,"s IN the
signed by nearly every reputao'e -" "a that
town. The first intimation the mihs'e ,scstysd
,ok. had been perpetrated was "he" =" % keeo
notice that his application for licen'V -. ,.sued
. ..I,or h.a h.sn granted, and wouo " AZ
90 .oor n. navment therefor had Dee" ,"s,.rsps
srst m. minister and his friends wsre ..-s,shsd
mn soon appreciated the joke. ana a.. s,rn,ns
tho preacher with text on carse''"'
such petitions. ..A
Sour Grapes-rhe fox had Jumped ioneue anS Sssfnl
and Jumped lie sat down MY MN grapes RAJ With ss~
assumed air Of Indifference Ill, ..Jov careless "
..Dsar mel" ne remarked. airily ANA rsQs@
ma not 10 notice that they Were ~. .a,SMe Wnss
hut good only TO make into 'ap'e
indianapolis Journal ~
Tho customs prevalent In Madasas a., az the
been changed since the final es'ao"S ,.,.st num-
French nrotectorate. For instance ,no n under
hars ~ the Gazette Oficiee Hova s.,,ovdns:
,hs heading OF Market Review VI. ,-s ,rancs
"Fr,dav at rananarive-Slave. little s", " voman
sI,va utt,e boy. 100 francs; slave. s'o". X u
,,0 francs. slave. grown man, 10 lHHs wo,.s ~
known that slavery, as practised by 'ne ~. bssn
~, ax,c,,v the same cruel institution !. 49, rapers
a,ssunere still IL is slavery. and the maj.
=, DID, sra indignant at the fact tna' vhs
Sa, .hould be tolerated by the French on,s 'a rhs
49, 49,, roa, masters OF the African s". ,hs ex.
Covernmsnt records just published sno" all n
no,,,on cos, France the loss OF Dow s.n,,ou 4
vhom succumbed 10 disease, WIN ''e
ten killed by the enemy's fre
"Jt nil came OF bein DOOR, sa,1 ,,s, stepped in
trembling with ndisnS'teen te em as YOU -. wn ~;
minute at ths .a nd The wears wife sap photse ol
sorrY' and wanted 70 erinf the sick MAJ
wine ibid you bring u! ..v n had been lazjSSa
sssa her s:iS 81; :y'. 'w..iE:S iissSi . ssss
cmsds' ~ssd. I'm " y sure ~ dlda't want - w
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