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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

aoFoBnu9 Ger Vetbesfrufr por3uberetten.
Die S8ehen unb bic @ohenbettperiobe ,per.
ben oaburh betrahtli9 abgetirst. Nudb for.
bert es ote retdblid)e IbIonSeruna uabrbafter
WtuttermilG fit bas Stnb.
frau 3 orc u. 8utbrie bon Oaften.
Soerton 60, Eeuu., itreibt: uals i'd, an.
ftng, DR.. Bierce's ''Favorite Prescription"
gu nehnlen, mar td nidt TN Staube, mid
oopne o.e 9rdBltditen Sfmersen auf ben Eii.
gen 3u palten. Sest perridte td alIe metue
9auSarbett, tuaid]e, fodje, nabe unb Sorae
llr 'netne 9au3e ans Berionen beitebeube
Don'lle. 8abet bin td torpulenter ais ie
tn ben lesten Sabren 8or ber Gntbii,.
citng 9tebt es ntdts 8eferes, ais Sbr 'sFa.
vorlte Prescription; iuenigftens mar btes
PEI MIR Der SaIf. Seine meiuer feds
gntblHorn9en bat mir 10 tpenig 9aft unb
S9nler5eu oeruriat)t, ipie lnetne leste."
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

Die am ldnsiten inGlepelano anIdI=
lige Genti6e, Srau Gbriitine Sell, fei=
erte leBtbin ibren 04. @eburtstaa.
6rau 0eil fam als l9idhriges Md6=
6en i'm Sabre 1881 na6 Glepelano.
Srei Sabre ipdter oerbcirctbete lie Iit
uno bemobnt ieitoem basielbe Saus.
Slls 5rau 9eil bor nunmebr 62 Sab
rem Oieies 0aus besoa, ftano basIelbe
mitten i'm Waloc, bDb beute befinoet
es ii6 i'm Centrum ber Gtaot. Ssral,
9ell 1T nod 10 riiitig, oab iie ii6erlid
bunoert Sabre alt tpiro. Die piirbi=
ge Matrone ipri6t bas S6mdbiibe mod
10 unperfdll6t als menn lie seltern erf
in Nmerita gelanoet tpdre. Neit tb,
famen nod stuei oeutide Samilien mad
@lepelanb, Die iebo6 pollltdnbig ausae.
itorben linb. Nus 6rau 6eil's Gbs
|sinsen neun 9inber berpor, BON benen
nod feds am 2eben iinb.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

Die Weinbauer bes nDrblidcn
Sbio baben eine iiber9rpBe Grnte ouf
Der 9ano. Die &eben bdngen poa bon
Srauben. Die in ben Weinbereen su 5
Gents per aorb bon 10 pfuno pertauft
meroen. gei oem greiie ilt tcin Sc
mimi, oenn Der 9orb toitet q Gents
uno Die 9lrbeit oes Sraubenidneioens
ebenio biel. gs perlautet, oab feline
Srauben mebr auf ben Martt eeianbt
peroen folen, ionoern, baB Der &elt
Der Grnte sur 9eritelluna BON @ein
pertpanot meroen miro. Sie oicsidbriae
Grnte 1T Die grobte, Die bier il 3u per=
aeihnen mar.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

Sum ertldrt bic 2onooner uMoif,,
audi Die amerifaniiden Sicpcles fiir
lei6ter, biibi6er unb billiqer ols Die be-
item enSlii6en &doer. aber Die republi=
fanll0e Brelle rcitet unOerorp6en weiter
auf Der Sbeorie beruln, oaB Der omeri=
tanii6e 6anowerter Dem en9lii6en 10
lebr nadltebe, oaB er sesen en9lil6e@on=
currells 9ei6iibt weroen miille.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

Ser Correspondent bes uStan.
oarb" in Berlin iost, oab Serr &rupp,
Der &ononenfUni9, ale in ieinen Eien=
iter ltebenoen ausldnoil6en Nrbeite,
llno yeam.en entle fen babe. ba blelt
Ssnte in Der Ge1el Die @eibdItsaebeim.
nlhe lhren Gesierungen oer.atben bdt-
ten.
Die nd1fe Gtaatswabl finbet am
IA. September in Maine fatt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09
81 Sung Chang bat 1ifb au @un=

81 6ung Chang bat ii6 gu @un=
item oes Weltfrieoens erfldrt. 0as
erinnsrt ON eine baDrif6e Sorfseldidte.
Der Geisbuber=SOni batte auf Der Sird=
meB beoeutenoegriigel befommen. Nad)
Dem oas v8'raaf" poriiber mar uno Der
5oni feline ldbirten 8lieomaben iibe:=
priifte, rief er nit i6mersperserrtem
.W'dul" aus: sos oalferte&aafa ipllt'
% etgentli 9efebli6 perboten iein -"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

= Cine ruifihe 3eituns meloet, oab
OeutIGlano, Sranfreid, Gelterreid
uno NuBlano iiber cine semeinibaft=
lihe politif segen gnslanb einig fino.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

" Vorigen Winter
wurde ich SO arg von
Rheumatismus in
meinen SchuItern
und Handen ge-
plagt, dass ich mich
kaum bewegen
konnte. Mir wurde
gerathen einen eiser
men Ring am Finger
zu tragen. Der Sitz
meiner Krankheit
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09
Wutter

ullb tunge ssrauert,
bic balb Nfutter slt
tperbcr bofen, 5ons
ten iuifen, baB Dr..
Yierce'S "Favorite
Prescription" ben
9ebnrtSatt feiner
Qualell, Sd)refeit
nnb @cfabreu fir
Ututter unb Rtno
entlaitet, inbem es
Der 9tatur bilft, ben
Wfutterfhoo3 fir bic
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09
atisr11lss
Ale anderen Nadixinan warar
nutzlos aber HOODS kuYirte.
Herr q. A. Winrse

hat seit 80 Jahren in Sioux Citv. Iowa
gewohnt, und arbeitet in der Inspections
Division des Ackerbau DEPARTMENTS fur
die Yer. Staten, Abtheilung, Thier-
kunde. Er schreibt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-09-09

ID III Wtst7tte verzog sich damn
mach meiner rechten Huefte, und wurde
mir daraufanempfohlen den Ring an
meiner zehe zu tragen. Dieses that
1ch und der Gebrauch des Ringes
verursachte eanhaltende Schmerzen. Damn
wurde mir vorgeschlagen, meinen Fusz
hlt hohlen theer einzureiben. Ich that
es und dachte dasz ich sterben wiirde
che 1ch es wieder los bekommen
konnte. Die Wirkung war keine
quite. Nachdem ich mehrere Monate LANG
vlele andere Arzneien versucht hattie
Wurde mir gerathen Hoods SarsaparilIs
zu nehmen. Zwei Flaschen Won Hood's
SarSaparilla achianen den Rhanrna tinra,,n
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
BLEW OUT HIS BRAINS
SENSATIONAL SUICIDE OF THE KAN
sAs CITY QxAN) POSTMASTER.
When q Shortage OF $1,000 Was
in Friends and Shot Himself.

KANSAS CITY, Kan. March Ito es-
cape arrest for embezzlement OF govern
ment funds, Frank Mapes. postmaster for
this city, committed suicide this morning
in his own residence. On Thursday last
two postoffce inspectors arrived here and
began an investigation of the office. On
their arrival Mapes showed no uneasiness,
but as they pursued their investigations
through Friday and Saturday ne became
nervous and depressed in spirit. The in
spectors finished their work last night, and
their investigation proved the postmaster
to be an embezzler from the general funds
of the Office TO the amount OF probably
50 200. Mapes undoubtedly knew the con-
dition of his trust, and 1t is evident he
feared arrest to-day or tomorrow. He de-
cided on death. His manner of ending his
life was sensational in the extreme At
breakfast he complained of being i'll and re-
tired to his room. Soon afterward he had
his wife send for three men who mad been
friends OF long standing. When these men
arrived at the house Hrs. Mapes met them
at the door. No sooner had she SWING
open the door than a pistol shot rang
through the house. Mrs. Mapes AID the
three men ran to the postinasicss bed
room. They found him in he agonies of
death. He had blown out his brains and
died almost instantly. The deceased was
appointed postmaster by President Cleve-
land three years ago. He had loLg been
prominent in local aa1 Kansas politics. He
was under $4,000 bonds to the government,
with local business men sureties. The
funds embezzled are said 10 Gave been
squandered in gambling and drink. De-
ceased belonged to the Knights Tcrnp.ars
and Elks. His family is provided for by
$4,000 life insurance which he carried
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
FAILURE OF P. H. KELLY.


ST. PAUL Mimi, March 15.-Patrick H.
Kelly, well-known Democrat politician and
leading merchant, has filed an assignment
for the benefit of his creditors to John E.
Meagher of Mankato. Mimi, who will
qualify in bond for the amount Of $780,
600. which gives some idea of the size
Of the failure. AS no schedules have yet
been prepared and no figures are given out
this is the only means Of knowing the ex-
tent of the failure.
The assignment is a peculiar one, ac-
cording to the story of Mr.. Kellys attor-
ney, which is that there is no need for any
failure as far as financial difficulties are
concerned, but that the assignment has
been made in order to close up the es-
tate, the more easily in case Mr.. Kelly
should not recover from the severe attack
of pneumonia with which he has been con-
fined to his rooms at the Merchants Hotel
for some days. The papers were filed Sat
public until to-day Mr.. Kelly's private es-
tate is estimated as worth between one
and two hundred thousand dollars but no
exact statement can yet be given. His
attorney saws the assets exceed the iiabil-
tiles.
1t is further stated tonight that the p
H. Kelly Mercantile Company will to-mor-
row assign to w. b. Jordan, of Miles City,
for the same reasons that caused the as
signment of Mr.. Kelly. The mercantile
company is rated at half a million and its
credit is the highest. The business will
go on as usual and will in way be in
terfered with by the assignment
Mr.. Patrick Kelly is one of the most
prominent men in the Northwest, where he
has held front rank among merchants and
politicians for many years. His wholesale
grocery house in this city is ore of the
best known concerns in the country. In
politics Mr. Kelly has always been a DEM
ocrat, and with Michael Doran the national
committeeman for Minnesota, has been
considered the political boss of Minnesota
for nearly ten years. Both are warm
friends of the President.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
FIGHT WITH REGULATORS.


OPELOUSAS. La, March 1.-THE long
expected clash between citizens and regu-
lators occurred last night, when the regu-
lators returned from Vile Platte. where
they had numerically beaten Mark La
zaro. prominent citizen of that town.
The Mayor of this city, learning of these
facts and having been informed that these
people intended to invade Opelousas and
browbeat the citizens, appointed five spe-
cial officers to preserve the peace About 9
d. m. three of the officers encountered a
party Of regulators, consisting OF the Roy
brothers and unknown man The latter
opened fire on the officers, and general
fusiIlade followed. When the smoke cleared
away 1t was found that the three Roys
had been wounded, of them dangerous
ly while the unknown regulator and the
officers escaped unhurt
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16

stance cited is that once his expedition was
passing a herd of cattle. when the herds
man politely requested him to go around
instead OF through the herd. Peters's only
answer was with his revolver. with which
he shot the herdsman dead on the SPOT 1T
is evident. however. that the government
has resolved to throw Peters over alto
gether
The proposed Soudan expedition Of the
British government excites a vast deal OF
attention and comment in political circles
and in the press here. The German news
papers, in comenting on the proposed Egyp-
tian advance to Dongola, still show an in
tense hatred for England. The Ma
tional Zeitung, for instance, scorrs the
idea that she will do anything TO
help Italy in the straits into which
that unfortunate power has come in Africa.
and hints that England will acquire Kassala
as a result of the campaign. Most of the
newspapers here regard the Donso,a move
ment as a clever move on Englards part 10
silence the ciamor on the Egyptian question
ard to offer an answer to France and all
those who press her for the evacuation of
Egypt for years to come. The vossische
Zeitung thinks that nobody is better fitted
for the task of the conquest OF the Soudan
than England. The Kolnische Zeitung,
speaking through the inspiration of the For
eign Office. thinks that England has delayed
the proposed expedition too long, and that
she will find great difficulty now in crushing
the dervishes.
AT an Anarchists meeting at Beetzow' S
brewery, to-day. the Anarchist editors,
Herren Landauer and Spohr, were arrested.
1t is announced that China viii refuse TO
cede Lappa or Quemoy to Germany.
The German bimetalists have made an ar
rangement with the bimetallists in England,
France and Austria to introduce identical
motions looking to the use of both gold and
silver as currency in their respective parlia-
ments.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
Admission of Women Favored.

ATCHlSON. Kan, March 1.-THE Meth
odist Episcopal Conference of Kansas in an
nrai session here has selected the following
delegates TO the General Conference al
Cleveland Rev. A. s. Embree. Topeka; Rev
W. III. Underwood. Cay Center: Rev. J. A.
Motter, Baldwin. Before adjournlng the
conference adopted resolutions favoring the
admission of women delegates TO the
General Conference. expressing confidence In
the prohibstory law of Kansas. and favorlng
the proposed act now pending before Con-
gress TO prohibit the issuing OF liquor licenses
in States having prohibitory laws.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
MOBBED MORMON ELDERS.
They Arc Badly Maitreatcd and Or
dered to Leave Texas.

PARIS. Tex. March l5--A few nights ago
MODS OF masked and wei-armed men went
to the houses OF 5. L. Gregory and c. L.
Bryant. near Honey Grove. where four Nor
mon elders were stopping, two at each house.
and compelled the elders to go with them
After carrying them some distance the mob
abused them In the most cruel manner and
on releasing them. told them IL they did not
leave the country in twenty-four hours they
would hang them. The elders left at once
They have appealed TO Governor Culberson
and President Cleveland for protection as
ettt1ens OF the United States.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
u.. Accented tn. Bishouric.

MARQUETTE. Mich. March 15.--Dean G..
Mott williams to-day announced in st.
Paurs Episcopal Church that he had accept
ed the bishopric OF Marquette Episcopal
diocese. and that he yesterday sent a letter
to Bishop Williams, or Connencticut, con-
tanning his formal acceptance Doubt existed
as 10 Dean WiIliams's course, owing 10
charges brought against him. He will be
consecrated three weeks hence
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
DRANK POISONED COFFEE.
One Member Of Family Dead and
Five Others Dying.

CRAIG. Mo-, March 15.-The family of W.
b. Taylor. a wealthy farmer. was mysteri-
ously poisoned here yesterday. The drug is
supposed to have been introduced in the cof-
fee, though by whom and for what purpose
Is a mystery. w. Il. Taylor died last nigat
his three sons. one OF their wives, and Tay-
lor Criman, a cousin. are dying. II is ru-
mcred that near relative Of the family ad-
ministered the poison There Is much
excitement
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16

Comment OF Editors ON EngIand's
Scheme-Thc Peters Scandal.

BERLIN. March 1.-THE Peters scandal
has done the government worse service
than anything the opposition could have
devised. Colonial adventures have already
cost the government a loss Of sO,oOo.0o0
marks. The papers are now ranxaclring
Peters's writings to discover instances OF
his boosting of his own brutalities. One In
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
nRADLEY STOLE A MARCH.
Placed Guards In the Capitol Before
Blackburn's Thugs Could Seize 1t.

bh"ckDur"s Anuss SOuA" SeaAe its
CINCINNATI. O.. March 16.-The Com
mercial Gazette's 12:4o a. m. special from
Frankfort. KY. says: The riot bell rang
from the fire engine houses at II o'clock
last night. and at the same moment. Gov
ernor Bradley ordered out the militia. Tel
two strong. Captain Noel Gaines, were In
possession of the statehouse and martial
law was proclaimed. Until to-day Governor
Bradley had persistenly refused to call out
the militia. though urged to do 80 by citi-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, March 15-Tom
grimm. better known as ''cincn Tom" died
kre at 8 o'clock this morning at the Henley
HStel. Of pneumonia. He came here q few
daysA ago from New Orleans TO attend the
races'A which open tomorrow. His mother,
ia Pit lsburg. Pa. has been notified
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16

MOBILE, Ala. March 15--wm- H. Mad
den. ex-chief clerk In the special assessment
department Of Chicago. who Is on visit 20
the South with his wife for the beneft Of
her health, was arrested here last night.
The dispatch ordering his arrest came from
j. E Fitzpatrick. inspector Of the city Of
chicago. charging Madden with forgery.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
MILITIA CALLED OUT
ALL THREE REGIMENTS OF KEN
TUCKY SOLDIERS UNDER ARMS.
One Placed I'm Possession Of the Cap
ON Hand This Morning.
PROMPT ACTION BY BRADLEY
TO MAINTAIN ORDER WHEN THE
LEGISLATURE MEETS TO-DAY.
The Governors WarIfke Step Due to
Threats of Blackburn Men to
Swear In n Horde of Deputies.
AFFIDAVITS WERE SWORN TO
STATING ARMED DEsPERADOEs
HAD INTIMIDATED MEMBERS.
That the Civil Authorities Were Pow
erIess and that Guards Were
Needed to Prevent BIoodsbed.
AFFIDAvITS WERE SWORN TO
STATING ARMED DEsPERADOEs
HAD INUNDATED MEMBERS.

That the Civil Authorities Were Pow
erIess and that Guards Were
Needed to Prevent BlOodshed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
Frances Objections.

CAIRO, March 15.-It is reported that
France, as a guaranteeing power to the
Egyptian bondholders, will refuse her con-
sent to the cost of the campaign, which
is estimated at 100000. being charged to
the Egyptian budget. In support of this
decision it is alleged from French sources
that no movement exists in the Soudan
warranting such campaign, and that, on
the contrary, the Khalifa Abdullani has
lost all his authority and has withdrawn
his loyal adherents from the Kassala dis
trict, himself fearing assassination.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
Louisville Militia ordered Out.

LOUISVILLE, March ia telegram was
received here tonight from Governor
Bradley ordering four companies of the
Kentucky State Guard to Frankfort with
all possible haste. Three hundred men,
under the command of Gen. John B. Cas-
tleman, will leave on a special train at
o'clock in the morning.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16

ROME, March 15.-The Italie states that
the Crispi Ministry authorized General
Baldissera to negotiate a peace with Meme
lex after the defeat of Adowa- The Mes
sagero says that General Baldissera, on
leaving Rome, had authority to evacuate
Kassala, Agordat and Adgrat.
The latest news from the front in Africa
is that the main body OF Dervishes is adj
vancing on Kassala.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
Life InSuranCe==State AqenCy


SALARY and Address Bates House
experienced
will he erecOVn nZet.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
British Troops Going TO Egypt.

CAIRO, March 1-The Egyptian Council
yesterday stated that Lord Cromer, the
British agent, had announced that thou
sand British troops drafted at European
stations were coming here directly to take
part In the advance upon Dongola.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
5 Per Cent Loans s Per Cent.

Leans In large sums on business property at 5 per
cent. promptly made in large cities and towns only
Ss - warburtOIl
26 Lombard Building.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16
MILITIA CALLED OUT
ALL THREE REGIMENTS OF KEN
lucky SOLDIERS UNDER ARMS.
One Placed I'm Possession Of the Cap
ftoI Last Night and Others to He
ON Hand This Morning.
PROMPT ACTION BY BRADLEY

TO MAINTAIN ORDER WHEN THE
LEGISLATURE MEETS TO-DAY.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-03-16

The Governors WarIfke Step Due ia
Threats of Blackburn Men to
Swear In n Horde of Deputies.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1896-12-16
You'll use 1.3 less of Harmless soap.
The Big Paper Trust.

A New York dispatch says: "The prin-
cipal manufacturers of white paper used by
newspapers, after numerous conferences,
last Thursday reached practical agree
ment to pool interests and deal with con-
sumers only through general agency,
which is to be established in New York.
The plan involves the formation of ma
tional association, capitalized at moderate
amount, which is to control the product of
all the mills. By this arrangement the
manufacturers expect to reduce running
expenses, to reorganize the trade, and to
promote friendlier relations between all
concerned. They expressly deny that
prices will be advanced as q result of the
proposed agreement, but contend that they
are obliged to follow the example of other
men directing other great industries and
cooperate to prevent ruinous competition.
Thirty companies are interested in the
movement. They are said to control the
industry in this country.
The proposed joint company will conduct
Its business on pro rata basis. This will
be determined by the extent of previous
business done by the allied companies, and
the capacity Of the mills they control. No
attempt to restrict production is contem-
plated. as the foreign marketsit is believed,
will take whatever supplies are left over at
the end Of the year. The saving in freight
rates, it is said will be enormous, and is in
itself almost sufficient object to warrant
such a movement. Heretofore all the com
panies have had to compete with distant
markets those iarthest away from the great
centers suffering most. This will be OBJ
waited under the new arrangement by hav-
iug manufacturers supply near by markets
generally, if practicable.
Among the companies interested is the
Fall Mountain Paper Co.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1896-12-16
An Open Letter.
The following is communication

Iue lolioWinS is coini1uiicalioH'
intend to write story which shall be
unlike all other stories ever written; and in
order that all publishers may have equal
opportunity to secure this prospective mar
vel of literature, invite their bids. Among
the startling innovations that will be intro
duced in this worl, of literary art which /
intend to introduce will be found the fol-
lowing:
No male character, on whom the duty
may devolve to narrate something neces-
sary to supply link in the story, will
eight fresh cigar" either before he be-
gins or in the course Of his remarks. If it
becomes absolutely necessary for him to
light something, he will have to light a
stub or pipe. Fresh cigars are barred.
AT no stage in the proceedings will any
female character be represented in a posi-
ton where she "reeled and would have
fallen had not the strong arm," etc. Any
woman who reels in this story will have to
recover herself or else keep right on with
her falling. There will be no strong arm
to save her.
The principal male character will refuse,
absolutely, to become separated from the
woman he loves, through the Vaccinations
of the villain. Under no circumstances
will he be induced to 60 ''far, far away, to
forget"
There will be no bicycle admitted to the
story.
No "new woman" will be permitted
within the narrative.
None of the characters will converse in
dialect.
If any female character is found to have
past concealed about her person, she will
be elected from the story summarily.
All realism will be thoroughly disinfected
and deodorized by means of patent
process.
In view Of the character of this story, NO
bid less than one dollar a line will be con-
sidered and l reserve the right to make the
number of lines as large as l please.
Puck.