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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
An Ammunition Pie.

sis this an ammunition pie, ma ann"
asked young Mr., Fledgely as he raised the
upper crust
IAN ammunition pie, Mr.. Fledgely?"
repeated the landlady. II don't know
what you mean by that. This is buckle
berry pie"
"Oh," said young Mr.. Fledgely as he
replaced the cover, these are huckleber.
ries, are theys I thought it was loaded
with bird shot.
'sMen have got shot for less than that, "
said Mr.. Billings.
"Or half shot, said the landlady, with
very small load"
Then everybody looked at young Mr..
Fledgely and that facetious young man
actually blushed. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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SaIVa-csa Is a Perfectly Safe Remedy TO Use'
REPORT BY THE DISTINGUISHED CHEMIST,
PROF. HENRY A. MOTT, PHD. LID. Etc..

\ as AAbAAt AA'UsI 4lsusy INV
:. Fellow of the London Chemical Society,
Member of the American Chemical Society,
Chemist of the Medico Legal Society,
Author OF numerous scientific works on Food,
Ventilation Chemistry, etc.
NEW YORK, October 20, 1895.
Pursuant to request l have ex-
anlned the preparation known as
SALvA-CEA and find the same to be
composed of perfectly harmless and
efficient medicinal constituents, prin-
cipally of vegetable origin. Chemical
analysis demonstrates the entire
absence of any metallic poison, such
as lead, mercury, arsenic, copper,
etc., or their salts, as also the entire
absence of any alkaloid, such as
morphine (opium). strychnine, etc.
" 1t is not the Office of the chemist
, to point out the medicinal applica-
bility of any preparation, still, know
ing the nature of rhe constituent
elements which compose SALvA-cEA,
can say that the properties of the
same are SO well defined that | am
justified in saying it should accom-
plish the work for which it is
recommended.
:" have the honor to sign myself,
Yours respectfully,
HENRY A. Mort, PH.D., IL D."
SALvA-cEA is a positive remedy
for piles, colds-especially cold in
the head-all skin irritations and
chahngs. 1t is antiseptic and ano-
dyne.
Two sizes IS and 50 cents per box.
AT druggists, or by mail.
For aseb-seatea pain and yAeumatismof
-Joints nse SalUa-eea, "Ertra Strong"
Sold IN tins at IS cents each.
THE BRANDRETH Co.. a74 Canal St.. N. Y.
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tudu tuC uWdy-
man that robs men not only of their money,
but of their ability to make it, and of their
health and life And yet men actually court
the advances of this deadly enemy Its
name is consumption. Thousands of bright
men and women are passive victims in its
clutch. Its daily victims are numbered by
thousands.
A sure cure for this dread disease is found
in DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
1t goes directly to the seat of the trouble.
It restores vigorous action to the digestive
organs tones up the liver, and makes the
appetite good. 1t makes the assimilation
perfect and supplies the blood with the
elements that build up healthy tissue. 1t
acts upon the lungs driving out all impuri-
ties and disease germs. 1t soothes the shat
tered nerves and they resume their normal
function of imparting healthy activity to all
the organs of the body. All Druggists sell
it. Nothing else is "just as good"
'"Dr. Pierce, am one of your most grateful
Equinunk Wayne Co.. Pa. II have taken
Golden Medical Discovery also Favorte Pre-
scription and Pellets with wonderful results
am, as many of my friends tell ME, like the
consumption and death was only matter of
time. That was six years ago concluded to
try your medicine. continued until had taken
nine bottles of Discovery and several bottles
deal of hard work since"
What more need be said of book after
the one statement $3.50, 900 copies sold at
81. so each?" That book was DR.. Pierce 3
Common Sense Medical Adviser. In that
many homes it is known as the best medical
book ever published in any language. Sew
eral chapters relate exclusively to diseases
peculiar to women. There is now ready an
enormous edition that is absolutely FREE.
This edition is bound in heavy paper.
Send twenty-on one-cent stamps to pay
cost of mailing only. If fine French cloth
binding is desired, send 10 cents extra (3I
cents in ally. Address, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Are you bald? Is your clothing con-
stantly covered with filthy
animal matter falling from a diseaed
scalp? Does your head itch? Is it in
tested with sores and scahs? Is your
hair growing thinner year by year? Is
it dry and brittle? If so, you have a
parasitic disease of the scalp, which you
are neglecting at great risk. Danderine
will cure you quickly and permanently.
Money refunded in case of failure. For
sale at Fischer Il Co.'S. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

In recent letter to the manufacturers
Mr.. W. F. Benjami editor of the Spec
tator, Rushford, N. Y, says: ut may be
n pleasure TO you to know the high es-
TEEN in which Chamberlain's medicines
are held by the people of your own state
where they must be best known. An aunt
of mine, who resides at Dexter, Iowa, was
about to visit me few years since, and
before leaving home wrote me, asking ii
they were sold here, stating if they were
not she would bring,a quantity with her,
as she did not like to be without Them"
The medicines referred to are Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, famous for its
cures of colds and Group; Chamberlain's
Pain Balm for rheumatism, lame back,
pains in the side and chest, and Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrahoea
Remedy for bowel complaints. These
medicines have been in constant use in
Iowa for almost quarter of century.
The people have learned that they are
articles of great worth and merit, and un-
equaled by any other. They are for sale
here by every druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

On a recent Sunday evening in Belfast,
Maine, young man in church looked
frequently at his watch during the sermon.
just as he was doing so for the fourth or
fifth time the pastor, with great earnest
ness, was urging the truth upon the cons
cience of his hearers.
Young man, how is it with you?
Whereupon the young man with the
gold repeater bawled ont, in the hearing
of nearly the whole congregation:
A quarter past eight.
As may be supposed the gravity Of tho
assembly was very much disturbed by
the occurrence.
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Right This way for Denver.

The B. G. d 8. F. and D. & r. G.. rail
roads have been designated as the off,
cial route by the New Mexico militia
cavalry company and Santa Fe band to
the Mountain and Plain festival at Dem
YER, Colo, October q, Z, and 8.
A special train will be provided leaving
Santa Fs ana run through to Denver
without transfer arriving at Denver, o.
tober 6. Fare for the round trip only
e1O.26. Ample arrangements will be
made to accommodate all who may desire
60 attend these festivities. For full par
ticulars see posters or address the under
signed, IT,. HELM,
General Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

If you have ever seen little child in
the agony of summer complaint, you can
realize the danger of the trouble and ap-
preciate the value of instan taneous relief al
ways afforded by DeWitt's Colo & Cholera
Cure. For dysentery and diarrhea it is
reliable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as cure unless it were
a cure. Newton's drug store
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Hell believe this dog knows as mucl
Rs do.
She-We won't argue the point, dear.

Don't trife away time when you have
them in the beginning with DeWitt's
Colo 4 Cholera Cure. You don't have to
wait for results, they are instantaneous,
and ii leaves the bowels in healthy condi-
ton. Newton's drug store.
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Advertising Rates.

Wanted-One cent word each insertion.
Local-Ten cents per line each insertion.
ty-five cents per line each insertion.
Displayed-Two dollars an inch, single
column, per month in Daily. One dollar an
inch, single column, In either English or
Spanish Weekly.
Additional prices and particulars given on
receipt of copy Of matter to be inserted.
Prices vary according to amount Of matter,
length of time run, position, number OF
changes, etc.
One copy only of each paper In which an
ad. appears will be sent free.
Wood base electros not accepted.
No display advertisements accepted for less
than 81 net, per month.
No reduction In price made for "svery
other day" advertisements.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
Exemplifyins . Proverb.

"Did you ever 60 to war, boss?" inquired
q traveller Of farmer.
mo, sir. have enough to do looking
after hogs"
"Thank heaven" fervently calculated
the traveller.
"What forp" asked the astonished gran
ger.
Because have at last met the man
who really believes that the pen is mightier
than the sword. Texas Sitter.
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This Is Your Opportunity.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
. generous sample will be mailed Of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
sc Warren ST., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize his statement, 1T is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used rs directed"-
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price. so cents.
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Nothing wrecks the Constitution

More effectually than fever and ague.
That nerve destroying malady, when once
it takes firm root, subverts every func-
ton, exhausts the physical energies, i'm
poverishes the blood and clouds the men
tai faculties. No effeotual resistance can
be offered to its destructive career by the
use of the pernicious drug quinine. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters will, however, be
found all sufficient either for its eradica-
tion or prevention. Those conditions of
the system, such as bilious, constipated
habit, or lack of vitality, which are ia
vorable to the contraction of the disease,
are speedily reformed by this pure and
efficient Alternative and invigorant, which
not only regulates the system, but gives
healthfui impulse to the various organs,
whose activity is the best guaranty of
health. Thoroughness of action is the
chief characteristic of this leading speci-
fio and preventive, which is eminently
adapted for family use.
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A False Charge.

The Maid Observation-Disclosures
wretch! After me freely expanding me
chewin gum penny fer dis blossom you
dare ter come inter me precincts wild de
flower of hated rifle.
The Youth Calmly Rats! It's de
bud yer gimme yestiddy BLOWN itself.
New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

From all accounts Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy isl Godsend to the afflicted. There
is no advertisements about this; we feel
just like saying 1.-THE Democrat, Car
rollton, Ky. For sale by all druggists.
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CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS


Trains No. l and carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west Of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
n. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
@. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
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Tommy-Say, ma, do they have money
In heavens
MAJ think not, dear. They have no
financial problem there.
Tommy-Ahl Then that's why It's
heaven. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

"Who would although itv' exclaimed
the old man rapturously. Here's John
turned out to be q writer fer the papers,"
"Do tell"
"Hit's factl Here's a paper what says
he sells bacon cheaper an cheaper, an they
jest can't beat him on flour, an his name
signed to the whole piecer'-Atlanta Con.
etitution,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
HE'S FROM BOSTON.

May ask Mr.. Olney, why You won't
vote for Bryan?
Because, replied the secretary of state,
prefer, pinnacled dim in the intense
fulgence, beating in the void my lumi-
mons wings in vain.
By jove, that's the best reason I've
heard yet. Have you sprung it on the
boilers?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
A PROYERB.

Mr. Bryan, Mr.. Sewall and Mr.. Watson
met in the land of dreams.
See here, Watson, remarked Sewall,
have you never heard two's company and
three's none?
Is that so? said Watson. Then why
don't you get opt?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Theories of cure may be discussed at
length by physicians but the sufferers
want quick relief; and One Minute Cough
Cure will give it to them. safe cure
for children. It is "the only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

II doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliouness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by un-
avoidable circumstances; DeWitt's Little
Early Risers will speedy cure them all.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

II dull, spiritless ana stupid; If your
blood lie thick and sluggish; II your ap.
petite iscapricious and uncertain. You
need ssrsaparilla. For best results
take De Wits. II recommends itself
Newton's drug store.
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Sent 1t to His Mother in Germany.

Mr.. Jacob Esbensen, who is in the en-
ploy of the Chicago Lumber Co., at Des
Moines, Iowa, says: ~ have just sent
some medicine back to my mother in
the old country, that know from per-
aonal use to be the best medicine in the
world for rheumatism, having used it in
my family for several years. 1t is called
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It always
does the work." SO cent bottles for sale
nv all drupgists,
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Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases OF tho scalp by
Danderine. II will curs you. Guaranteed.
For sale at Fischer's 4 Cos. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Many days work is lost by sick head
ache, caused by Indigestion and stomach
troubles. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the most effectual pills for overcoming
such difficulties. Newton's drug store.
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A Home Thrust.

81 found good bargain in mems
shoes today" said Jorkins after he had
picked everything Oh the supper table
to pieces.
"You have had better luck than
ever had" retorted his wife. Detroit
Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities and
disease. It does this and more. II builds
up and strengthens constitutions impair
ed by disease. It recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Poison ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured BY DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Chief of Detectives: Why didn't you
catch Mag, the shoplifteri I told you
how to identify her by her peculisr hair.
Sleuthpup: guess she changed her
switch and threw me Of the track.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

"Boys will be boys" but You can't af-
ford to lose any of them. Be ready for
the green apple season by having De-
Wits Collie & Cholera Cure n the house.
lNeWton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

The whole system is drained and under
mined by INDECENT ulcers and open sores.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals
them. It is the best pile cure known.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Dick-But how do you know he is sign
painterp
Harry Because he wrote sentence in
which there were six apostrophes, and he
got every single one Of them in the wrong
position. Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
So N BEAMS.

I say, Captain, said young English
man on board an American clipper, that
flag of yours has not foated over
every sea for Thousand yeas, has it, No,
it amt replied the captain, but it has
licked one that has.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
WELL FOUNDED FEAR.

The earth, observed the professor, be-
longs to the system.
hope so, remarked Farmer Jones, but
I'm afraid it belongs to the Standard Oil
Company.
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Onos and For All.

Husband ito wife, discussing family
grievance)- -Oh, for heavens sake, be quiet
You women, You can't reason. You ought
to be in cages In the Illogical gardensl--
Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

paper in New Mexico. It IL sent to every
Postoffice in the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among the intelli-
gent and progressive people Of the south
west.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Is the meter in that poem all rightf
asked the poet of the editor. No. 1t
would take two meters to mea sure the
amount of gas il contains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Notice Is hereby given that orders given
by employees upon the NEW MEXICAN Printing
Co., will not be honored unless previously
endorsed by the business manager.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

don't see what you women find to talk
about at your literary circle, he sneered.
She gave him plying look. You must
remember, Harry, that all the members
are never present at any one meeting.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

BALD BEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery of modern
times. For sale at Fischer Il Co.'S. Phar-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Yes she looked the very picture o.
despair. I'm not acquainted with hi
works. Whose worksY Desparre's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
A man faarc aud

A man fears and
abhors the high.
wayman who at
the point of the
revolver robs him
of his money. The
mere thought of
the rufhan who
robs by violence
m a k e S a III a II
shudder. There is
a deadlier enemy
than the hiphwav-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

The only q quicksilver mines of impor-
tance in this country are located in south
ern California.
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FESTIVAL OF MOUNTAIN AND
PLAIN

PLAIN.
The annual festival of Mountain
and Plain will take place at Denver,
Colo, October 6, z, and 8, 1896. For
this occasion the Santa Fe Route will
place on sale tickets to Denver and
return at the exceedingly low rate of
$1O.25
Dates of sale, October 8, 6, and z,
1896. Good for return passage until
October 10, 1895. For particulars
call on or address the undersigned or
any agent of the Santa Fe Route.
II. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
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"a VERY LITTLR GOES A LONG WAY"
New York World.
More In Keeping.

"But what has become Of Jack, your
little white dog?"
"This is Jack. As I am in deep
mourning had him colored black It's
more in keeping. lie Journal ANU
SAINT.
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WALL, STREET.

would sooner see the country go to
smash, smash, smash,
Than part with dollar of it's cash, cash,
cash,
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POST OFFICE
SANTA FE, N. M.
Arrival and Departure OF Malls.
In effect May. 8, 1895.

Mails arrive and depart from this Office a.
follows:-
Malls Arrive.
Mails over A., T. 4 s. +. from all directions
at u ~ Q. m.
From Denver and all points South of Den.
yer, via d. 4 r. g, at 8 80 p. m.
Mails Depart.
For all directions over A., T. s. f. mail
closes at 8: 30 p. m.
For points on d. q r. G. road at II :15 m.
OFFICE HOURS, $500 a. m. to $500 p. IN.
General delivery open Sundays from $500
=. m. to 10 100 .. m.
4. r, GABLE, Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

What he saw-AttorneY: You say that
you witnessed this alteration? O'Hara
ton the stand): No sor, Oh din't see dhat.
Oh was busy looking at the foight.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
NOtlc6.

Requests for back numbers Of the NEW
MEXICAN, must state date wanted, or they
will receive no attention.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17
BEGGING THE QUESTION.

You say, Mr.. Goldbug, that the silver
fight is a scheme of mine owners to force
up the value of their metal?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Miss Kedick-W What an awful tslker Mr..
Gilley is, and how little he says when he
speaks.
Miss Kettish Tho poor fellow 10 trou-
bled with an impediment in his thoughts.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

Then why do you say that under free
coinage the dollar will be worth only 30
cents? That wouldn't help mine owners.
Bah! You're an anarchist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-17

But we'll see it kick the bucket
It'll never know what struck it
At the settling by the people of it's hash,
hash, hash,