The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-01-03
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ultCHeu w itt cusPcnutt hiu AuucQ ~
erai thousand spindles to Its Joke ~
featuring industry.
BY way OF contribution 10 the ukhI
of the country the waggish tar heels
petrated huge practical Joke on tho ~
ate Of the United States ny electins ~
Marion Butler TO that august body. ~
Memphis Commerciai-Arpeai pauscs
pay Mr.. Butler the following tribute.
Marion Butler OF North Carolina tuI.<
loose In the senate yesterday. We "a
ture the assertion that no man that ~
sat In that body has 50 firm grtp
fame as Marion Butler. Butler remi61
you OF Danl Webster. He is so difyer,1
We seriously doubt whether there Y p
living thing, from a man to q bacir3
that has as little sense as Marion Hun1
of North Carolina. This is why he vi1V
80 famous. PETER OF Kansas got mi1A
short weight when he laid IN his hvs1l
supply, but PETER Is to Marion Rutlse
open Its mouth and talk for houra a.
stretch, and at a distance OF 100 ~
looks almost human. The way North a.
DINA happened TO send this freak. Of
pending 10 send him TO dime muse
somebody in a spirit OF fun moyei 10
strike out dime museum" aud in1,}
United States senate" and the ieYjSS
adopted the amendment. tabled moi11
10 reconsider and let II go al that. Bu6SS
VIII do much TO promote the gave = rs
nations while he Is there. He Is a ~
tain OF folly that. Is never at rest ~
never goes dry. He is spouting o.
OF hot mud that will attract visitSrs ~
the utttrmost parts OF tie earth ~
whose rlch bachelor uncies had disd r
lum; men whose mother In laws ~
come TO spend the summer wi h ~
hen-pecked husbands. underiakers ~
iishuen and all kinds Of solemn and ny
US hatures nave been known to lsok NJ
Marion Butler and laugh joyously' NJ
carolina has been noted for It's hur'
but the broadcast Joke IL ever snr,,rs
the .convulssd ana hilarious earth i
freak senator the thing with the fosn
man, the voice OF an ass and The ~
of bird. S ~
Mr.. butter was elected by the popxh1|
hut the following from the Texas p
hst. L.ano, Texas, goes to show thai d
said political rarity does not always I,d
upon things in a splrl, Of levlty.
We repeat it--and have no hssitanrv
saying, that any man VINO adVocatrS n
dsfnnable policy of Cievelandlsrn ard
g9id standard can not be Chrisun
Many men today who pretend Ia 49,
TO the same church as We. are aiynraiS,
this iTi-rOus, usurious policy, and ~ ~
and forever brand al such as nen N
p3ssess none of the qualities o. M
ShFisiian. and we are prepared 10 prove
tlE assertion against any opponent ND
believe Ia presenting to the peopie ~
truth and nothing but the truth. M
prtHcr evidence that there Is no n
demption fOT lost sinners outside The a
u,ist party comes from ono OF their
S;lrS published al CfroVston, Texas.
Christ ts the Only reaeciner thu. we hsv
any account; but the national admim
traitors seem to think god Is alo
srure the Morgan combine have ma
/ kvci with cnr finantial policy unti!
locks Yr'% mach Ike 1t kncedeJ saiyatlnX
ont gold won't save + 70 she woptHN
Something has been recently discieRf
/ that will MI every chivalrous mas X
+ The country with contrition. For hn5
me men have supposed that the hahs
{ ~ wearing tail hats at the heater VI
the ladies WAS nothing more than Z
! lack ~ consideration on :hci. part "a
the unfortunate individuals who were y
| unlucky as to got sea. behind them
| Il now appears that the supposit!onA
the far sex great injustice. A rsiH
/ female physician has exposed on att4
ton that the female sex has Ions suftne
with, and have succeeded mp to this ~
In keeping a profound secrst
Their habit OF wearing hats In pias{
| CT ruhDc entertainment IS the result T.
| a necessity. and relieves them Of W
| charge Of selfish disregard of the >v1hT
venienre of others which has 5een "
| often brought against them. ss
Y appears that ladies who are pasS
/ thirty-iive years OF rye are ptcuarl8
sensitive TO the effect or bright ight
striking upon their heads from above.
Tie skull OF n woman is quite differer2
| from that OF a man, especially en- "
I top, ana at the age OF thirty-nve VI
texture Of the skull at this place
| comes very light, Rays OF j ght--cspfciz}5
| ~ electric light-have a peculiarly penjS
! traurg and disturbing effect upon w
| Strange to say. this infrmity Is nss71
| felt by a young woman, but as soon
| she passes the heydey OF youth, 1t . -
once preceptible. The fact Is genera
/ known to wcmen. and discussed ancZ
! themselves, but they have jealousy gun
! ed the secret. even from their aear
| male relatives and friends. The a
| physician who recently exposed the
/ ter in scientific Journal is the frx
her sex to make It known 10 the publ
II anyone VIII take the trouble to M
{
un4ues tionRhly proven. Engage wos
/ OF middle age ir conversation beneSu
| well lighted cfan1eler, and In a few
! mcnts she Will grow uneasy. ana
! soon the pain inflicted 10y. the lign
/ cause her to move away from under
I source. on young and healthy girts
! rays OF light have no perceptibe ensN
| SO, when we see lady at ines.
wearing a tnll and cumbersome M,
| should reflect that She is more than
| ty-tive years old. and is simply probes.
| herself from an affection that advan2
years have brought upon her.
Whenever we observe one wearing ~
and unohtruslve headgear we know
she Is sim young and charming, any
| yet sit beneath the rays OF penesfsA
light without inconvenienee.
No man who has lad occasion 10
against woman's supposed ndiferenr "
the public comfort in this respec.
not hesitate to express sincere regres
he has so misunderstood them.
II is characteristic OF Americans 70
spect the infirnities of age, espse'
among the fair sex. and when the
here narrated have become genera
known. pity and federation will take
place OF censure.
Henceforth tail hat win nost
feathers and clustering flowers anu n
ming viii not be regarded Win
sion when We see 1t between US any
! stage, but with respect. since m w
assured that It's weSrer Is no longp
but IS already on the down nh ~ n
! &c "A IN a rroElt. tlOilr