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Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25

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Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25
The Park.

r. Hanson, having In view the
prosperity and prepetuity Of our viii
lage, and being ready, as ever, to add
to the enjoyment of our citizens,-
has bought the forty acres OF OAK
grove lying south of the State Ex-
pertinent Station and laid out park
for the lgratuit0us use of the public.
1t Is a beautiful place, hut a short
distance from School Section Lake,
and the road which he has cleared
around It, will make pleasant drive.
while the inviting shade will be a
pleasant resort for our people at all
times.
The authorities should at once i'm
prove the street leading to the park,
and q walk should be built, or wheel
track, for the use Of pedestrians.
Mr.. Hanson deserves and will re-
ceive the thanks OF the community.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25

# you need q Suit for the Boys,
then come and let as show you
the great values we are Offering
this month. We must redu 20 the
stock, and the prices we are SELL
ing them at, will surely do II.
Come, and bring the boys, and we
will surprise you at the extreme
~ low prices we are selling
goods. See our Friday and Sat
uyday Special Sale.
JOE RoSENTHAL.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25
COM ADVANCEMENT EXERCISES!
Grayling High School.

The commencement exercises OF
the Grayling High School, will be
held at the NJ. K. church, this Thurs.
day evening, at 1880 o'clock. The
following is the program of exercises.
PR0dRAAGAGE.
PART FIRST,
I. Music, "Invitatiop," Chorus
2. INVOCATION, Rev. r. l.. Cope
3. Music. "Bon Voyage Overture,
Orchestra.
4. SALUTATORY, Jeanette Robinson
5. ESSAY, Success, or Failure,
which," Chas. COwel
6. Music, 1.-THE Red Scarf" Choru.
I. ESSAY, "Heroism," Elna Vain
wright
8. GRAFTON, "Monopolies," Eugene
Kendrick.
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Public Notice.

On and after this date all girls and
boys caught roaming about town,
during all hours of the night, snipe-
ing flowers, or pulling pickets from
fences, will be apprehended and dealt
with according to law.
Dated June 10th, 1896.
WIN. S. CHALKER,
Sherry.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25

PART SECOND.
l. Music, Liberty Bell" Orchestra
2. CLASS HISTORY, Frances Kraus
3. CLASS PROPHECY, Althea Mcintyre
4. VOCAL Solo, Summer" Chamin-
ade, Miss Emma Hanson.
5. GRAFTON, utah." Hans p. Olson
9. VALEDICToRY, Rosa Benson
7. ADDRESS TO CLASS. Hon. q. Palmer
8. Presentation OF Diplomas, A Mem
Der of the Board.
Q. BENEDICTIoN, Rev. A. Becker
Accompanies, Miss Vena Jones and
Miss Gladys Hadley.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25
Notice ofSale of Real Estate.
State OF Michigan too
vA.,-Nx, 80 H-u - <J y De

state State Of Of MICHIGAN Michigan, ISIS.
In the matter of the estate OF Henry Hiii, dc.
ceased.
NOTICE il herby given, that in pursuance Of a
order granted 10 the un1 ersigned. administrator
Of the estate OF said Henry Hill deceased, by tho
Hon. Judge Of Probate for the County OF CrAw-
ford. on the first day of June, A. D.. 1899. thero
will be sold at public vsndue to the highest bid
der, at the front door of the Court House. In the
village Of Grayng IN the County OF Crawford,
in said state. on Friday the list day OF July. A.
y. 1896, at ten o'clock in the forenoon Of thae
day, subject to all encnmbrances by mortgages
or otherwise exist ing ut the time OF the death Of
said deceased and also subject to the right Of
dover and the homestead rights of the widow
and the minor child of said deceased therein, tho
following described real estate. to wit:
All those certain pieces parcels OF laud. lying
and being situate in the village Of tirayling,
County of Crawf ford. and State Of MICHIGAN, and
more and particularly knowu and described 80
lots five Isl and six l6l OF Block thirteen ti3l Of
the village Of Grayling. according to the recorded
plat thereof
Dated, June 10Th. 1925.
GEO. L. ALEXANDER.
jupe1s-sw Administrator.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25

WILL make regular trips TO Grayling
the 10th OF each month, remaining
for three days ONCE with DR.. Ins
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25
F. & P. NJ. R. R.
IN EFFECT NOV. "a, 1895.


Bay City Arrive--6:O5, s7:22, sos '9:46 II :2t
.. m ;'i2:sS, 800. a:a5. t:O7. 1880. $780, 'iO:le
p. m.
1890 q. m. 1851. 2:o5, $3.50, $3.50, $40. Sos
$500 p, N.
To Port Huron $50 a. M; $3.50. 900 p. m.
Arrive from Port Huron--I2;25 D. m 500 p. m
To Grand Rapids--6;20 q. M; 30 p. m.
From Grand Rapids 1o;12p. m,
To Detroit 200, II 10 q. M; '6;2O. t9;o0p. m
From Detroit--"7;22 a. m; 1925 500, 'lo;i'
p. m.
To Toledo--i1 ;Qn q. m; rs 20, 1900 p. m.
From Toedo-t1 90 q. M; b;0T. ti0;I2 p. m.
Chicago Express departs--7;00. 1i2O q. m,
t9;OUp m.
Chicago Express srrives-t7,2s .. m. t1o;1a
Pm.
Milwaukee and Chicago--3:sO .. m.
Pullman sleeper between Bay City and Chica
go.
sleeping cars to and from Detroit
Trains arrive At and de part from Fort st. Un
ion depot. Detroit.
Parlor cars on dav trains.
Boats ofthe company run daily, weather per-
hitting
stDsily.
EDGAR BRITToN. Ticket Agent.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25

Grayling 0 1901 20 3
Roscom'n o. 5000 5000 o
Struck out by Randall II
Struck out by Martin 8
Batteries Randall and McNeveu:-
Martin and Hamilton.
Umpire--J. G. Burton.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-06-25

LOCAL ITHNE9.
ar>sss~ac>>>SSr>>Ss aa>>>-sear-$r>a>>>>>
Read the Ad of H. Joseph 20.
Ralpha Hanna 10 tho new post
master of Wellington.
CisgRett sells the best 80 cent
Corset in the city.
A. c. Cruzeu, Of Blaine, was In
town last Monday.
Cold Medal Flour II the best,
and 9eT sals BY s. =. B 90.
J.P. Hanna. Of Beaver Greek, was
Ia town, last Friday.
Choice Dairy Putter, only ~ cts.,
It CisGgetts, this week.
Dan Hoesli, of Blaine, was In town
last Tuesday.
DO not miss the great Slaughter
Sale of H. Joseph Co.
Chris. Hanson has frightened the
corner building with new paint.
You can save from % to so per cent
81 trading at II. Joseph Cos.
BORN-On the Istb, inst, to Mr..
and Mrs John Rasmussen, u son.
1000 Dcz. Canned Corn and Peas,
only s cents can, at Claggetts'.
BORN-On the 18th, inst, t. Mr..
aud Mrs. John Schram, son.
Oaggetts' sock factory makes the
best cent sock on earth.
~. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Wsrsa's e.ar ttiGhsst Modal md Dssss.a.
Albert K-aus will pay the highest
cash price for huckleberries.
Duane wIilett, Of frederic, was Ia
town yesterday.
Dublin and Scotch Lawns, only s
csnts . yard, at Claggetts'.
Tim. Webster, of Frederic. was in
xswn last s .turday.
"A Dollar saved, Is Dollar made.
by tradtag at H. Joseph Cos.
d. HICKMAN, OF Grove, was in town
last Saturday.
s. c. Briggs, of Pere Cheney, was
IN town last Saturday.
Buy your Evaporated and Canned
Fruits, at Bates s. Co.'S.
Hugo Schreiber, Of Grove, was In
town last Saturday.
For Doors, Sash, Glass aud Putty
SEQ Albert Kraus.
Rev. c. w. West, of Center Plains,
was In town last Friday.
Ladies, try Claggett's Nine o'clock
Washing Tea. Something new.
Mrs. Lizzie Foley (nee Bradley and
the baby visited her sister, Mrs. J. J.
COLLEEN, last week.
II you want the best made Shirt
Waist In the City, go to ClaggettA'.
Mrs. o. Palmer had the pleasure Of
. visit from her sister, Mrs DR.. Niles,
of Oscoda county, last week.
New full Cream Cheese, at Clag
gets.
Geo. Conner has new market va
gon which is quite an improvement
on the old one.
Bates g. 90. are offering the ch0ic
est Teas aud the best Cofiees, II
town.
w. b Covert returned from Alma
College, Sunday morning, for th<
summer vacation.
You are always welcome At thu
original and only One Price Store Of
ii. Joseph Co.
J. K. Hanson is improving the
looks of his residence by fresh paint,
aud change of color.
Semi Porcelain Dinner Set and
BEAUTIFUL Clock Tree, ct s. i. {
Co.'S.
J. Kramer's name appears on hi
store front, the work Of Arts,
Coulter.
The best place in Grayling to bul
Hay, Grain and Feed, il at Bates s
Co.'S. Prices guaranteed.
Supervisor Kellogg of Ball, reports
large damage by cutworms and grass
hoppers in his neighborhood.
shsywin Williams, Paint 70 tAl
best made, and for sale BY 8. =
3 %.
Regular meeting of Marvin RELIEF
Corps, next Saturday afternoon, thu
18th, 1T the usual hour.
wANTED-A man, to work on {
farm. Enquire of John Hanna, Reg
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Public Notice.

Contingent order No. 2of the town
shir of Maple Forest, dated the LIST
day Of June 1895, payable TO John ].
Niederer, the amount being Sl3.25,
ID lost. The same Is hereby eau
celled, and payment thereof with
held.
Dated at Maple Forest this 9th day
Of June, 1896.
JosEPH CHARRoH, Clerk.
J. ]. NfEDEKER, Sup.
ARCHIE HowsE, Treas.
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Did You Ever

Try Electric Bitters as remedy for you
troubles II not, get bottle now and
get relief This medicine has been
found to be peculiarly adapted to the re.
lief and cure of all female complaints,
exerting wonderful direct influence in
giving strength and tone to the organs
If you have loss of appetite, constipa.
tion, headache, fainting spells, or are
nervous, sleepless, excitable, melan.
choly or troubled with dizzy spells,
Electric Bitters is the medicine you
need. Health and strength are guar
anteed by its use. Large bottles only
30 cents at Fullerton & Co.'s Drug Store
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LincOln's NIodesty.

The Tribune has received a letter
from Mr.. George Kluetsch, editor Of
the Lincoln (Neb. Freie Presse, setting
forth that he has in his possession o let
ter in the handwriting of Abraham Lin
coin, written in 1859, of special histor-
ical Importance. Mr.. Kluetsch received
the letter from T. ]. Pickett, at one
time editor of the Republican paper in
Rock Island, Ills. The letter is as fol-
lows:
SPRINGFIELD, Ills, April 10. 1850
r. J. Pickett. ESQ.,:
MY DEAR SIR-Yours of the 18th is Just re-
ceived. My engagements are such that can
not, ut any very early day, visit Rock Island
to deliver q lecture or for any other object.
As to the other matter you kindly mention,
must, In candor. say do not think myself fit
for the presidency. I certainly am fattered
and grati6ed that some partial friends think
Of me in that connection, but really think 1t
best for our cause that no concerted effort
such as you suggest should be made. Let this
be considered confidential. Yours very truly,
A. LINCOLN.
Chicago Tribune.
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NOT Ths eNeMYs cAMPFIRes.
The Mistake Of . Recruit Whose Imagina-
tion Was Stimulated.

The Mistake Of Recruit whose Imae,na-
tion Was Stimulated.
At the beginning Of the war there
were a lot Of "raw" soldiers, who,
though ardent fellows and good fight.
ers, were not up to the West Point
standard on military matters. At War
renton, Va, one Of the new companies
happened to be stationed early in the
conflict, and many were the lessons that
had to be learned by the earnest but
ignorant southerners, who had but a
slight idea Of the rigid rules of warlike
discipline. But on the whole they did
we'll.
It was one balmy September evening,
just that time of the year when the cool
breeze is laden with the rich odors Of
the dying leaves and full of an exhila-
rating crispiness that seems to fill ones
blood with dreams Of love and happi-
ness. The moon was just peeping from
behind bank Of clouds resting on the
crests Of the Blue Ridge, and the line
Of light crept down the sides and crawl
ed across the fields of waving corn and
the meadows full Of chirping insects
About in the field were scattered the
white tents Of the Confederates, and be-
meath them the tired men were deep in
slumber.
One Of the most ignorant men had
been put out as picket, and for hours
he trod his beat, watching with eager
eye the lights from the distant farm
houses, lest some fire of an enemy's
camp break out into the gloom. The air
was warm and fragrant, and the SOL
dier's mind was full of the romance Of
the situation.
Presently the moon sank behind the
dark billows Of the cloud bank and the
world was wrapped in silence and dark
ness. But in each bush there sparkled
glowworm, and about in the air cir
culated some Of the bright insects known
as lightning bugs" whose tiny tails
are seemingly pointed with fire.
Now the sentry suddenly became
alarmed and gave the signal, and the
camp was soon in turmoil. The men,
hastily awakened from their sleep, be-
gan to saddle up, and were full of de-
light at the thought Of meeting the ene-
my, whose campfires, so the sentinel
said, had just cleaned out from dis
tant hill.
The men were ranged up to begin
their march, the colonel exhorted them
that this was the ''time to win their
spurs, and all was excitement, when
the sentinel crept up to the colonel.
Colonel" said the fellow in dis
comfited voice, II am mighty sorry,
but have made mistake-there is no
campfire of the enemy-it's lightning
bug-you see. I am bit nearsighted. I"
And the man crept lack to hide under
the flap of his desolate tent, while the
disgruntled men took themselves again
to slumber. r.-Philadelphia Times.
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A Household Treasure.

d. Fuller, of Canajoharie, N. Y,
says that he always keeps DIR. Kings
New Discovery in the house and his
family has always found the very best
results follow it's nse that he would
not be without it, if procurable. G. A
Dykeman, Druggist, Catskill, N. Y, says
that DR.. Kings New Discovery is un
doubtedly the best Cough remedy ;
that he has used it in his family for
eight years, and it has never failed to
do all that is claimed for it, Why not
try remedy SO long tried and tested?
Trial bottles free at Fullerton & Co.'s
Drug Store. Regular size Soc. and 81
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Unique Pianos.

"All manner of articles in place of
wood have been used in the manufac-
ture Of pianos" says one Of the great
est English piano makers. perhaps the
most successful of these is paper, of
which many pianos Of exquisite tone
and appearance have been made. The
Duke of Devonshire has one Of the finest
specimens of the paper piano. this being
Of French make. and decorated most or
nately with pictures by French artists.
The duke gave 500 guineas for this,
mainly, no doubt, on account of the Or
namentation. suppose you know that
pianos for very hot and very cold cN-
mates-all instruments for export, in
faot-have to be specially made, and in
this direction all manner of experiments
have been tried. Among others, sort
Of cellulose, one factor in which is 40
tually common molasses, from which
sugar is made, is employed, and COM
position made from the chemical treat
ment of gutta percha and leather pulp
has been tried. Ivory pianos are by no
means uncommon, and the dowager
Countess Of Dudley has a magnificent
carved specimen. Pianos of ivory are, I
might say, made every year in numbers.
but chiefly for Indian princes and rich
Spanish Americans. Many piapos Of
solid silver have been made; indeed,
one was only recently completed by q
London firm for the nizam of Haidara-
bad, and piano cases have at various
times been made of bronze, a species Of
aluminium, glass, porcelain and in com.
bination mother of pearl. ."-Exchange.
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DOG AND STUFFED TIGER.


4 Little Incident From New York City's
Varied Street Life.
'In Broadway show window, /" said
. stroller, ''there is particularly big
and handsome tiger, stuffed, that have
often looked at in passing. saw in
front Of this store the other day man
who had with him tremendously big,
shaggy dog. The man looked at the
tiger, and stopped and tried to draw the
dogs attention to it. But the dog didn t
look that way, and, in fact, he didn' t
stop. He slowed down, just as one man
might have done for another who had
stopped for moment to look in win
dow or to speak to friond, and when
he had moved ahead few steps in that
way, not finding himself overtaken, he
did just as man might have done again.
He swung round with the same meas
ured tread and came back to the win
dow. Then the master, with a faint
smile, again invited the big dog to look
at the tiger, but instead Of doing that
the big dog looked up into his master q
face and wagged his tail, and the mas
ter looked down and smiled at his dog
then the man started on down Broad
way, with the big dog wagging his tail,
walking along beside him.
"But while the big dog had shown no
desire to look at the tiger, had, in fact,
shown rather an aversion to looking at
it, it did not appear that this aversion
came in any degree whatever from fear.
The perfect self possession and the deep
and unbroken good humor Of the dog
were unmistakable; apparently he sim
ply didn't care for tigers and didn t
want to look at this one, but it did seem
that if it had been possible for the tiger
to come to life and step down from the
window and around and out through the
door on to the sidewalk then the big dog
would not have walked away that there
would then have been there ON the side
walk the loftiest scrap that Broadway
ever saw, with the chances-well, the
chances were in favor of the dog. New
York Sun.
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LOVE AS CONSIDERED NOWADAYS.
Two Men Asked Advice About 1t and Then
Rejected 1t.

Two Men Asked Advice About 1t and Then
Rejected 1t.
There is no use of opposing love af-
fair, not even when the actors play into
your own hands. I know what I'm say
ing. I've had the experience with two
the young and the old man. My first
experience was with young man, who
didn't know his mind and asked me
what he had better do, and I, like ia
ther, told him he'd better not marry
the girl he was counting. He went right
off and married her.
An old man from the country came
into the car where was reading my
morning paper and sat down at my side.
"Beg your pardon, SIR" he said. "Did
you ever court grass widder?''
ooh, yes," said. "I've courted q
dozen or more. Why?'
"Did you ever marry one?"
eyes"
waller, p'r'aps you kin give chap
point or two?'
"Oh, certainly, all the points you
want"
care they any different from other
women?''
'Say. old fellow, I've courted all
sorts of women, both married and un-
married, and they are all just alike.
They do all the courting and generally
propose before you have courted them a
week. -
waller, what's your opin'n?"
''It is this---the man who lu3lries
one is a jackass.
The old fellow scratched his q ID Tor
moment, and after he had got MS idea
racked in the right spot he said: ,"Wal-
Ter, hain't as much constitutionally
right to be jackass as you have? Wal
ler, guess, and I'm goin 'cept her pro-
posal by wire. Write it out for me.
won't you?"-New York Herald.
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Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder d"
eases relieved in six hours by the "New
Great South American Kidney Cure" "
This new remedy is great surprise on
account of it's exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part OF the urinary pas.
sages in male or female 1t relieves re
tentiou of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. II you want quick
relief and cure thisis your remedy. Sold
by W. R. Smith & Co., Druggist
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THE MYSTERY OF A YEAR.
4 little while. a year asone,

4 little while, year agone,
knew her for romping child,
a dimple and glance that shone
with idle mischief when she smiled.
Today she passed me In Che press,
And, turning with quick surprise,
wondered at her statelinsss.
wondered at her altered eyes.
TO me the street was just the same
The people and the city's stir,
But life had kindled into flame,
And all the world was changed for her
] watched her in the crowded ways,
A noble form. q queenly head,
With all the woman In her gaze,
The conscious woman in her tread.
"A. Lampman in Youths Companion.
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HOVE TO.

o.msd. bat bravely, like stag q bay,
ehe faced the driving gale and angry ~
Hove to, upon the starboard tack, she lay
And looked into the winds wild eyes that day,
Over the great green rolling billows she
Rode like storm bird, and did seem TO b.
= mist born phantom rising from the spray.
Her frightened weather shrouds rang lilIo Z
Tyre,
Swept by the furious storm king a. he passed
Wild ocean wraiths walled In the thunderinG
choir,
A thousand demons shrieked in every blast
Yet, better far to battle with the gale
Than drift DER CLASSY seas with listless sail.
-Wava
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Chicago Tribune.


A lady Of great beauty and attractive
ness, who was an ardent admirer of Ire
land, once crowned her praise of it at a
party by saying:
II think was meant for an Irish
woman"
"Madam, rejoined a witty son Of
Erin. who happened TO be present,
"thousands would back me in saying
that you were meant for an Irish man. I"
Strand Mxtahine.
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Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. It
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
Or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Fullerton 4 Co
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Quick in effect, beals and leaves no
scar. Burning, scaly skin eluptions
quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Applied to burns, scalds, old
sores, it is magical in effect. Always
cures piles. w. R Smith & Co.
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What Gross Ex~fninaoOn Can Do.
Magistrate-Your name?
bashful Maiden-Anna Lang.
"Religion?'
Protestant.
Eager"
No answer.
"When were your parents marriedl"
"In 1869.
"When was the first christeninR?"
"In 1864.
"How many brothers and sisters have
your"
"Five."
"Are you the oldest?'
eyes"
"Then you are 81 years Of age"
"Yes. (Sotto voce) have given my
age away. I am surprised. "-Dorfbar-
bier.
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Just a. He surposed.

"Has anybody here corkscrew9"
spoke up sharp nosed old gentleman
in the sleeping Car.
II have" was the response from
nearly every seat.
"Just as thought, shouted the old
gentleman. "And now who will be the
first to sign the temperance pledge?"-
Providence Visitor.
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On entering room where many
guests are assembled 60 at once and
speak to your hostess before addressing
friends who are invited guests. The first
and last salutation should be to those
who offer You hospitality.
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"What will drive man to drink
quicker than a sharp tongued woman ?"
"Did you ever try boiled salt macker.
el?"
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Doctor-By my treatment bave given
you new lease of life.
Patient-Yes; hut you'll admit that
you charge high rent.
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Pepper, the little boy asked, what
kind OF horse is it that they call plug
A balky one, my son. They call him
that because he ia stopper
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-03-05

Don't you think DIR. Flowery makes
charming lenton addresses 2" Yes; and
they're SO appropriate, too, There's so
little meat in them
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-03-05

Conversation between two thieves:
81 say, what price did you pay f,r that
watch p
"Six months ba,dv'
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-03-05

"That's right my little man Iknew
those pill OF mine would pull you round.
What did you put 'em in-water, or
rasberry jam, eh ?" "Put 'em in my
pea shooter"