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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

tie indiscretion in eating, he may be able to
do nothing at all He isn't capable of con-
tinuous and vigorous effort. His bodily dis
comfort affects his mind. Even when he
knows just what is the matter, he neglects
the simplest precautions and the simple
treatment that would cure him. Most of
dyspepsia starts with constipation, and con-
stipation can be cured. Constipation is the
cause of nine -tenths of all human sick.
ness. Some of its symptoms are sick and
bilious headache, dizziness, sour stomach,
loss of appetite, foul breath, windy belch-
ings, heartburn pain and distress after eat
ing All these are indicative of derange-
nlents of the liver, stomach and bowels,
and all are caused by constipation. DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the quickest,
easiest and most certain cure for this condi-
ton. They are quick, but not violent in
their action There is nothing about them
that will give the system any shock. They
not only relieve Immediately, but if taken
according to directions, they will absolutely
cure You do not become a slave to their
use" They are different and better than
any other pill or preparation offered for the
same purpose. Almost all druggists under
stand this, ard are conscientious enough to
tell you so. fhc druggist who tries to sell
you a substitute is not a safe man from
whom to buy medicine. If you will send
your duuItSS, we VIII SSHu YOU d odHlPiS
package, containing from to doses, and
you can see exactly what the Pellets !"
will do for you.
If you will send al one-cent stamps to cover
cost of mailing only. we will send you FREE the
most useful medical book ever presented to the
public. This is DR. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser, in Plain Language; book Of
1908 pages, profusely illustrated the great ex-
pense of preparing which has been covered by a
sale of $4,000 copies at the regular price $I.5o
per copy Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
Ready Next Time.

There seems to be an occasional slight
misunderstanding as to tho nature of the
aurora. Certain people have indeed re-
garded it as a fixed appearance, as regular
in its course as the sun and moon. When
beautiful display took place, not long
since, a certain lady was asked next morn
ing If she had seen 1t.
"No," said she in an aggrieved tone
"Did your
sob, yesl We watched it for a long
time"
"And I saw you that very afternoon,
and you didn't tell me there was going to
be oneW
OF amore cheerful and contented nature
was another lady who was in Paris during
fine appearance Of these "northern
lights
Ibid you see the aurora last night?"
asked friend.
"No; didn't know there was one."
"Oh, yes! 1t was perfectly beautiful.
You ought to have been out watching it,
as we were."
"Well, Pm sorry" quoth she, "but
never mind. I'll see 1t tonight !"-Youth s
Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
BECAUSE.

It is not because your heart is mine, mine
only,
Mine alone;
It is not because you chose me, weak and lonely,
For you own;
Not because the earth is fairer and the skies
Spread above you
Are more radiant for the shining of your eyes
That love you.
It is not because the world perplexed meaning
Grows more clear,
And the parapets OF heaven, with angels lean
ing,
Seem more near,
And nature sings Of praise with all her voices
Since yours spoke,
Since within my silent heart, that now rejoices,
Love awoke.
Nay, not even because your hand holds heart
and life
At your will,
Soothing, hushing all its discord, making strife
Calm and still,
Teaching trust to fold her wings nor ever roam
From her nest,
Teaching love that her securest, safest home
Must be rest.
But because this human love, though true and
sweet
Yours and mine
Has been sent by love more tender, more COM
plete,
More divine;
That it leads our hearts to rest at last In heaven
Far above you
Do take you as gift that God has given
And love you!
Adelaide Proctor in Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
A Turkish Policeman at Prayers.

When the muezzin called from the NINA
ret and the faithful laid down their work
and moved into the mosque to pray, NAH
mould went too. After the first day he
discarded his uniform, all but his fez, for
suit Of light gray, exchanging his short
sword for stout stick. This stick Casimir
held as his badge Of Office while Mahmoud
prayed.
followed him orEe into the mosque of
Ahmed and watched him as he knelt,
barefoot, his face to the stone wall, his lips
moving in prayer, his eyes on Mecca, his
forehead touching the mats. This blood.
thirsty savagei This barbario Turk whom
we would teach morals and mannersl
can imagine how hoarse muezzin' throat
would become calling the Broadway squad
to prayer, If his duty compelled him to
continue calling until our police should
fall upon their knees in the nearest church.
IF. Hopkinson Smith In Century.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
Cheap Rates to Milwaukee,

The Burlington Route will sell tickets
on August 22nd and 23rd from Denver to
Milwaukee and return for $3.50, final re-
turn limit August 3lst. This rate is for
the meeting of national convention, Re-
publican league, and rate is open to the
public.
See that your tickets read via the Bur
lington. G. W. VALLERY,
General Agent.
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q. A. II. National Encampment.

For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to st.
Paul and return at rate of $3S.15 for
the round trip, dates of sale August 30,
and 81. Good for return passage until
September Is. If tickets are deposited
with joint agent at st. Paul on or before
September Is, they will be extended to
September 80, 1896. For full particulars
call on agents of the Santa Fe route.
H. s. LUrz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.,
Chicago, Ill.
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Reduced Rates.

Grand lodge, I. O. O. F., Albuquerque,
N. M September 8 to ~, 1896. For the
above occasion the Santa Fe Route will
place on sale tickets to Albuquerque and
return at one fare ($3.45) for the round
trip. Dates of sale, Sept. 7,S and 3, good
for return passage until Sept. 10, 1896.
H., s. LuTz, Agent, Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
sUNBEAMs.

81 cannot be your wife," she cried;
You hug vain delusion,
In politics we're far apart,
And I'm opposed to fusion.
But his pleadings and his arguments
Set all her brain a-whirl:
He quick the vain delusion dropped,
And then he Rugged the girl.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

"Why did that Philadelphia girl refuse
Your"
"She said she had known me such a
short time"
"But thought that You we're children
together"
"We we're, But that was only thirty
years ago."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS

CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,
Trains No. l and 2 carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
@. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Rank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

If you have ever seen a little child in
the agony of summer complaint, you can
realize the danger of the trouble and ap-
preciate the walna ofinstantaneousre relief al
ways Afforded by DeWitt's Colo & Cholera
Cure. For dysentery and diarrh9a it is
reliable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as cure unless it we're
cure. Newton's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

It doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliouness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by I'M
avoidable circumstan ces; DeWitt's Little
Early Risers will speedy cure them all.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Don't trifle away time when you have
them in the beginning with DeWitt's
Collie & Cholera Cure. You don't have to
wait for results, tn 6re instantaneous,
and it leaves the bowels in healthy condi-
ton. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Mr.. Roosticanna-Why in the deuce
don't you go to sleep, HenriettaY
Mrs. Roosticanna -I'm sure there's a
rooster under the roost, this time.
Mr.. R.-Oh, chestnuts!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities and
disease. It does this and more. 1t builds
up and strengthens constitutions impair
ed by disease. II recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 849.l
Land Office at Santa Fe, n. n:

Land Office at Santa Fe, N. M [
August 8, 1896.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has illed notice of his intention
to make Anal proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will Be made before the
register OF receiver, ct Santa Fe N. NJ, on
September 10, 1893, Wig: william Sparks, of
Glorieta, N. NJ, for the n. Q, v, OF section II,
tp. 10 n, r. "A east. 4
his continuous residence upon, and cultiya-
tiOn oil said land, viz: Clarence N. Sparks,
Of Rociada, N. NJ. Henry Winsor, Martin
Winsor, Alfred viles, Of Glorieta, n. NJ
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Theories of cure may be discussed at
length by physicians but the sufferers
want quick relief; and One Minute Cough
Cure will give it to them. A safe cure
for children. ut is the only harmless
remedy that produces Immediate results"
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

"Boys will be boys" but You can't al
ford to lose any of them. Be ready for
the green apple season by having De-
Wits Collie q Cholera Cure in the house.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

~ should be delighted to accept the
offer of your hand, Mr.. Nudge" said the
landlady, "but unfortunately am already
engaged to Mr.. Borrowes, who owes 1913
more than You do"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Friend-Why do you always sleep in q
folding bed?
Humorist-I don't sleep. stay awake
and think of jokes about folding. beds.
| have paid for the bed that way.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
Those Useful Condufts.

The Kidneys and bladder, sometimes be-
come torpid and weak from unascertain-
able causes. When this occurs, their dis
charging functions is of necessity very
imperfectly performed, and certain
debris, which is the result of natural
bodily waste and decay, does not escape
as it should, but remains to corrupt the
blood and develop poisonous humors and
dangerous as we'll as painful diseases. It
is one of the benefcent effects of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters to gently stimulate
the urinary organs, and prevent them
from lapsing into a state of inactivity,
always provocative OF their infanmatory
degeneration and decay. How much bet
ter, then, is it to adopt this mild diuretic
as means of melting them to action,
than to incur the danger of this destruc-
ton. To expel from the system waste
matter through the bowels and kidneys,
and to regulate and arouse the stomach
add liver, are among the chief uses of this
valuable remedy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
The Real Reason.

The Real Reason.
Conversation was overheard between .
servant and a messenger boy who was de.
livering message:
'Say, amt you going to give me some
thing for me birthday"
1--WE haven't got anything for you"
"Why, I thought you had money to
burn
i've have, only the people in the house
don't like the smoke. New York Jour-
nal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Poison ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

"Dear, dear!" exclaimed one of the fair
bathers at Crystal Beach, just look at that
horrible man with camera! And do be-
lieve it's loaded, too! Eyes; loaded for
bares," replied her escort, who aspired to
be an end man.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Six weeks ago suffered with very
severe cold; was almost unable to speak
NY friends all advised me to consult q
physician. Noticing Chambsrlain's Cough
Remedy advertised in the st. Paul volks
Zsitung 1 procured bottle, and after
taking IL short while was entirely we'll
4 now most heartily recommend this
remedy to anyone suffering with a cold.
WIN. KE1n, 67S Selby Ave-, 81. Paul, MINI.
For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

"Have you read my poem, "The World
is Round?" he inquired of the the editor.
Eyes sir; have. The world may be
round, but yonr verses are very fat"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

i nc uysptptlc care
ries a dreadful load
, on his back. 1t seems
7 as if he were really
made up of two men.
One of them ambi-
tious, brainy and en-
erg etic the other
sick, listless, peevish
and without force.
T he weak m a n
weighs the other one
down. The dyspep.
tic may be able to do
pretty good work one
day, and the next day
L-~. ~f a1o 1s&
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

"Why do you wear that suitf You
don't ride bicycle, do youf" "No; but
the bicyclists naturally think that play
golf" "Why, you don't know golf link
from vacant lot" "Of course not; but
the golf players all think I ride Wheel"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

saw yer kiss her, leered naughty Willie
Tenspot, after yound Mr.. Gilley had stolen
a kiss from Willies sister. sober Will
lie," replied Mr. Gilley, in great embarrass-
ment. "here's a good boy" IA dime!"
retorted Willie, scornfuly. "My regular
charge is a quarter"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Student Of Human Nature-You come
in contact with all kinds Of people, I sup
poses ~.
IL" Ohopper-Yes, sir; all except one
kind.
Student Of Human Nature (nterested)
Indeed! Who are theyf
IL" Chopper-Them AZ has passes on
the cable road.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Many days work is lost by sick head
ache, caused by indigestion and stomach
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are the most effectual pills for overcoming
such difficulties. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

My little boy, when two years of age,
was taken very ill with bloody Aux. I
was advised to use Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhma Remedy, and luck
lily procured part of bottle. I carefully
read the directions and gave it accord
ingly. He was very low, but slowly and
surely he began to improve, gradu-
ally recovered, and is now as stout and
strong as ever. I feel sure it saved his
life. never can praise the Remedy half
it's worth. am sorry every one in the
world does not know how good it is, as I
do.-Mrs. Lima s. Hinton, Grahamsville,
Marion Co., Florida. For sale by Ire
and's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Since 1873 there have been nine cpl
demics of disentery in different parts of
the country in which Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy was used
with perfect success. Dysentery, when
epidemic, is almost as severe and danger
GUS as Asiatic cholera. Heretofore the
best efforts of the most skilled physicians
have failed to check it's ravages; this
remedy, however, has cured the most
malignant cases, both of children and
adults. and under the most trying condi-
tions, which proves it to be the best
medicine in the world for bowel COM
plants. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

If dull, spiritless ana stupid; if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if your APP
petite is capricious ard uncertain. You
need a sarsaparilla. For best results
take DeWitt's. 1t recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17
For your Protection.-Catarrh "Cures" or

For your Protection Catarrh "Cures" or
Tones for Catarrh in liquid form to be taken
internally, usually contain either Mercury or
Iodide of Potassa, or both, which are injur-
ious if too long taken. Catarrh is local. not
blood disease, caused by sudden change to
cold or damp weather. 1t starts in the nasal
passages, affecting eyes, ears and throat.
Gold in the head causes excessive flow of
mucus, and, if repeatedly neglected, the re-
suits of catalrh will follow; severe pain in
the head, a roaring sound in the ears, bad
breath, and oftentimes an offensive dis
charge. The remedy should be quick to allay
inflammation and heal the membrane. Ely's
Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for
these troubles and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, so cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-17

Tugsy-Say, Tootsie, wot dye tink? I
went to Sunday school tree times SOS to
get chance to 20 to de picnic, an guess
wotf TootsIe-Well, wotf Tugsy-De
blokie dat runs de school says de picnic
is put over till September. Wot dye t'ink
of dat for fair dealin.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-07-18
DELIGHTFUL TOURS.
Two Tours to the North via
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad.

1t is tedious TO map out tour for
ones self for invariably expense
doubles, and some petty travelling
annoyances brought about by an over.
sight mars what should have been a
pleasant trip. II is pleasure To have
everything arranged systematically
before departing. thus obviating IN
necessary expenses as well as inconven-
fences. To this end the PENNSYLVANIA
Railroad Company first ihaugurated
personally -conducte,l tours. maintained
them ut the highest possible standard
of excellence, and gave them at
opportnne seasons. after careful study
as To desirable dates and every nee
essary detail.
For the convenience of those who
seek the most attractive way of spend.
ing Summer holiday. the Pennsyl-
vamia Railroad Company has arranged
two delightful tours To the North,
under the PERSONAL y-conrluc ed tourist
system, July u aud August Is. The
points included in the iilmerar, and
the country iraversed abound in
natures beauties Magnificent scenery
begins with The journey, and ends only
with It's completion. he names of
the places To be visited are ,amiliar Ia
all. No matter how much NAV he
expected, one cannot be disappointed
in Watkins Glen. Niagara Falls,
Thousand Islands, Quebec, Montreal,
Au Sable Chasm, Lakes Champaign
and George, Saratoga, or the High
lands of the Hudson.
Each tour will he in charge Of one
OF the company's tourist agents. assisted
by an experienced lady as chaperon,
whose especial charge will he I'm
escorted ladies
The rate of 800 from New York.
Brooklyn, Newark, Trenton. PhiIadel-
phia, Harrisburg, Baltimore, and
Washington covers railway and boat
fare tor the entire round trip. parlor
car seats, meals en- route, hotel enter
lalnment, transfer charges, carriage
hire-in fact, every item of necessary
expense.
Tickets purchased and not used will
he redeemed at full amount paid if
presented personally or by letter ut the
General Office, Broad Street Station.
Philadelphia, not later than two days
before the respective dates oi departure
For detailed itinerary, tickets, or
any additional information address
Tourist Agent, PENIS, lvania Railroad
Company, 1876 Broadway. New York /;
$50 Fulton Street, Brooklyn; Room
Ill. Broad Street Station, PhiIadel.
phia
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-07-18
ELECTOR PURNELL..
Endorses the Ticket and Says
Something About il.

AT the late State Convention of the
Maryland Democracy Hon. George
w. Purnell of Worcester County was
chosen to be one OF the two Electors at.
Large for the State. He did not seek
the honor and knew nothing about its
being conferred upon him until one OF
the editors Of this paper extended con
CALCULATIONS. Then he said he was
grateful for the honor conferred upon
him by the delegates of this county in
presenting his name and the unanimity
with which the convention endorsed
their recommendation. Mr.. Purnell
is not faciional Democrat, but he is
a Democrat and he is a lawyer of
noted ability, being rs well known
probably as any lawyer in the whole
State, especially ON the Eastern Shore.
The MESSENGER desired to know what
Mr.. Purnell thought Of the ticket nomi-
mated at Chicago. He was emphatic
IN his endorsement and said.
"The Chicago Convention was
composed of Delegates selected accord
ing TO the forms and usages of the
Democratic Party, which have been in
existence TOR many years. The authori.
ty of these Delegates came from the
Democratic Party through various
Conventions regularly constituted even
down TO every District or Precinct in
the various Counties. and with this
authority they met in Convention, as il
appeared, entirel~ free from the domi
nation OF bosses and by very large
majority adopted a platform and placed
upon that platform Candidates who
are able representatives of lis princi.
piles. This being so, there is but one
course for a Democrat TO pursue, and
that is TO support the ticket. | shall
do so, not only because of the binding
of the action of that Convention. but
because | consider that action wise and
for hest interests Of the Country. The
Candidates are excellent men for the
places for which they have been named
and the platform is generally accepta-
BILE TO me- The Silver Plank is per-
fectly SO. This Country should be
governed for the bests interests of il.
own people first, and consider foreign
nations aiterward. If bi-metialism is
the proper thing for us at home we
should set the example to other gov
ernments by adopting it and impress
ing it upon them as the right thing to
do, and when we have sci that exam
pie let it I've remembered that the
American People have thus far been
equal to every emergency, and will
succeed in this. The business men of
other governments will be glad to lake
L. 5 money in the course of trade,
whether it he silver or gold | shall
stand by the platform and support the
ticket" GEORGE w. PURNELL.