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The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
Coughs, Colds, LaGrippe and Throat
Trouble Speedily Cured.

Miss Nellie Penoyer, 1886 So. Tenth
St., Omaha, Neb., writes: Have used
your DR.. Kay's Lung Balm for Sc
we're case of La Grippe. Two doses
gave relief My lungs were very sore and
in taking the Dr. Kay's Lung Balm /
found that 1t stopped any desire to
cough at once. The soreness on my
lungs and in my head soon disappeared.
1t is very pleasant and easy to take and
while 1t does not cause sickness at the
stomach, like many cough remedies. it
cures quicker than any l have ever
tried.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

"The idea of making women our poll
teal equalsp exclaimed the man WIN
the hat anchored to his coat by mar
inch cable: "there Is not position
which one Of them could fill
ooh yes there u.s." broke in Mr.. Hen
~ peck. there Is one Job my WIG
could hold up to perfection
NAME itr exclaimed the excited or
ator. ,.ro,o Ex-
press.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
Curious wedding Ring.

Mrs Martin Luther's wedding ring
vas most curious and elaborate af-
fair, says writer in the Cincinnati
Enquirer. Some Cincinnati ladies who
recently saw 1t In their summer tray
els state that the wonderful little ring
contains representations of all the ar
tces used at the crucifixion. The
ladder. the cross. rope, nails, the ham
ner spear, and even the thorns are
shown on its surface.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
SAINT. Ne Route-caIlforn,a Llm,ted.

Beginning November 4. the Santa Fe
Route will resume its celebrated Cali
fornia Limited train as a semi-weekly
service, leaving Chicago Wednesdays
and Saturdays at g. 90 p. m, reaching
Los Angeles In ~ hours and San Diego
In 1874 hours. Equipment Of super b
vestibuled Pullman palace sleepers,
buffet smoking car and dining car.
Most luxurious service via any line.
Another express train, carrying both
palace and tourist sleepers. leaves Chi
cago 1925 p. m. daily, for Los Angeles,
San Diego and San Francisco. Inquire
OF q. r. Nicholson. G. r. A., Great
Northern Bldg, Chicago.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
o,, . Farm Will. Price. Ar. Low.

II you want a farm of your own now
b the time to get one In Northern Wis
ronsln, along the line Of the Lake
Superior division of the Chicago. Mil
vaukee & st. Paul railway. where a
sure crop can be raised each year,
which can always be sold at good prices
In the numbering towns along the line
Of this railroad. Low prices; long time.
Address C. e. Rollins. 161 La Sale
street. Chicago.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
Don't Tobacco spi. and Smoke Your Lie AWAY.

II you want 10 quit tobacco using easily
and forever, regain lost manhood. be made
well, strong, magnetic, full of new life and
,iaor take No-To-Bac, the wonder-worker
that makes weak men strong. Many gain
Yen pounds In ten days. Over 1000 o cured.
Buy No-To-Bac from your druggist, who
Will guarantee cure. Booklet and sample
mailed free. AID. Sterling Remedy Co.,
Chicago or New York.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

A domestic in one Of the best fami.
lies in Hoosick Falls said the other
day, In speaking about her brother
Toms fine crops: "Besorra, ! hope
the Salvation army Wort won't get
into Toms Elegant crops."-Troy
TimeA
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
a California burglary.

A California burglar recently cut tpe
screen door of a room on porch LOOK
out a pair of trousers, and cleared on
with s16.45, while the man and WHO
were arguing as to whether the cat
was making the noise.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Mrs. John c. Kessler, of Chicago, who
will try to bring little light into the
lives of the children of Little He'll"
has been engaged for years in works
of charity and benevolence. Her own
life was saddened when she lost her
only son, and she is now devoting her
self to the poor children who live in
the squalid districts in the twenty
third ward. She chose this district as
the one in which her efforts to make
life brighter for poor children wolld
be spent. ~ Little He'll the sur
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
Fire Insurance.

Pretty good joke on SIMPLIFY"
What was TT"
HE sent 81 to an advertiser for q
patent pocket fire escape and received
10 return a 25-cent copy Of the New
Testament Judge.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
HERE is A POOH-BAH.
n'cHARD J. Seldom, PREMIER
OF NEW ZEALAND.
"' Also Holds a Score of oth., om,
I'eh 10 Grown Mans work-r,,.
mes Colonial Treasurer. Po.tma,,.,.
osnsrsi. Etc. Etc.

ERE is a picture OF
the Pooh OF
New Zealand, Rich
ard j. Seldom. A.
few of his govern
mental and other
functions are indi-
Gated in the follow
ing, which as
la y passed by the
Dunedin Assembly
of the Knights OF
Labor
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Mr.. Hojack-"You say your wife is
at Surflands- by-the-Sea. Are there any
men there?"
Mr. Tomdik-"There must be- Che
writes me that she viii stay another
fortnight. Life.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
Reason for IL.

De Simbe is very polished"
Yes; you see he has rubbed up
against the best people. "-Phil&del-
pAla North American.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Mr.. Gladstone says there is not a
more musical people than the Welsh
to be found in the world.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31
Mother Goose tn Date.

Little Polly Mlcnael
Rode upon her cycle
Exposing more, alas! than just her
toes;
And mother came and caught her
And whipped her little daughter
For wheeling in such shamefully short
clothes.
Washington Times.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Cascarets stimulate liver. kidneys and
bowels Never sicken, weaken or grippe.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

It Is In the darkest corner Of the pi-
azza that love can see best.-Texas
6iftings.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

DIR. Kay's Lung Balm Is the safest. surest
and pleasantest cure for all coughs
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Ishall recommend Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption far aud wide.-Nrs. Mulligan,
Plumstead, Kent. England, Nov. s, 1895.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Three Remarkable suns.
At an early hour in the evenings OF
September brilliant star, of slightly
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Hegeman's Camphor Ice with Glycerine.
The original ard only genuine Cures Chapped Hands
and Face Cold Sores, G. O. Clark Co.. N Haven CT
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

We do not like a man who strokes
nls whiskers while meditating.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

when bilious or costive, eat a Cascaret
candy cathsrtic, cure guaranteed. l0c, 25c.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Mrs. Winsioyv's Soothing syrup
ForchiL.gen tee hing softens thesUms reduccsinnam
nation, alays pain wind colo . cents bottle
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

A man in politics will lie as surely
as a man who hunts and fishes.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

roundings are not only poverty strick-
en-. but vicious and criminal. and Mrs.
Kessler's task is one of the noblest as
well as the most arduous assumed by
philanthropist. Mrs. Kessler began
her work last December by establishing
a mission in the district. When she
began to know the people she resolved
to build the Children's Temple, which
was recently opened. She has wealth
enough to carry out the project and
energy to reach the poor children
Chicago Times-Herald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

A good many paint the town who
should put IL on their houses.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

The average duration of regiments
stay In India is sixteen years.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

Many successful fairs are reported
in Vermont.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-10-31

No cough so bad that DR.. Kay's Lung
Balm will not cure 1t. See ad.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08

work and sleepless nights. The machinery
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Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

First Presbyterian Church, on Frederick Ss
between New and Market streets, services
II a. m. and p. m. Pastor. Rev. A. NJ. Fraser
Second Presbyterian church corner Freder
lex and Lewis streets. Services at II a. m
and 8. Pastor. Rev. VIM. Cumming.
Emmanuel Episcopal Church, worship on
West Frederick ST Services at II a. m, and
p. M, Rector, Rev. r. C. Jett.
Trinity Episcopal church, Main street, be-
tween Lewis and Church streets. Services at
II a. n., and 8 p. m. Rector, Rev. w. Q. Hull
linen
United Brethren chUrel, Lewis street, be
tween Main and Johnson streets. Services at
IL a. m and p. IN. Pastor, Rev. ]. D DON
ovan.S
Methodist church, Lewis street, between
Main and Frederick streets. Services at II
m. and 8 p. m. Pastor, Rev.J. H. Boyd, D.
Christ Evangelical Lutheran church Lew
is street, between Main and Frederick streets
Services at IL a. m. and p. IN. Pastor. Rev.
H. F. Shealy.
Baptist church, corner Main and Washing
ton streets. Services at II a. m. and d. m
Pastor, Rev. M. L. Wood.
st. Francis Roman Catholic, North Augusta
street, Mass at Z and 1890 a. m. vespers and
benediction of Most Blessed Sacrament At
p. m. Pastor. Rev. Father McVerry.
Young Mems Christian Association, corner
Main and Water streets. Services at 4 D. m.
Sunday.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
source of the Emperor's Jokes.

The German emperor has trick OF
sznexing good things that may be said
in his presence and using them after
ward without inverted commas, says the
st. Louis Post Dispatch. In this way
certain German officer acquired the
name of ''purveyor Of jokes to his mai
esty." The title is said to have reached
the imperial ears, and William II snub-
bed his jester back to obscurity-a thing
which Punchinello never forgave. The
emperor and the officer meeting about a
year afterward, the emperor said with
much affability, "Well, K, I'm
ready to swallow more Of your good
things. y "Your majesty is to be con-
graduated upon your digestion" !" said
the ironical x, since you never
bring any Of them up again" x
is now on furlough.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
The Parsee Edison.

Dinshar Pestonjee Ghadially, known
in India as the Parsee Edison, late cleo
trician to his highness Maharajah Rama
Sahib CT Dholpur, central India, and
also late telephone superintendent OF
on his way around the world. He is
theosophist, and asserts that the K rays
were long known to his cult, represent
ing the psychic forces at work in che
universe.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
sTf London Is to he Impr0Sed9

If London is to be improved. and
beautified, the work must be begun on
individuals in their clear perception
and their homely cultivation Of album
dant grace of form and dress. The SEN
timent of excellence in this respect
must be continually exercised, since
those who make themselves exhibits on
ly for the milliner and tailor are not
likely to be capable of public demon
strations of artistic beauty. For a peo-
pie to become imbued with dignified
aesthetic feeling they must be artifcers
in their own physical development and
clothing.
But now the working class, to whom
the modern fashions gradually descend,
ara totally demoralized. and SO there is
no check to demonstrations of depravity,
no rational example for reform in dress
aud no desire for Improvement. Individ-
ual culture of externals is tic surest inn
pulse and foundation for all national
art, and yet there is a constant waste OF
money on the worthless whimsies of
dull manufacturers, who prepare the
patterns to be chosen by the buyers at
large warehouses. These tradesmen, hav-
ing made some mere fortuitous selec-
tion, then assert that this production Of
their folly is "the fashion," and the
sympathetically foolish, those devoid of
individuality, treating the matter seri-
ously, adopt the fashion and become
again absurd. What hope, therefore,
can there be for national artistic culture
when the whole nation have condemned
themselves, with exultation, to a per-
sonal neglect Of art in things that con-
etantly concern them? Throughout Chris
tendon there is now no popular condf-
tion fit for the development and growth
of the vernacular in art. The spurious
asceticism that occasionally manifests
itself in sporadic way is but a canting
form Of fashion," to which those af
flicted with the added weakness of con-
ceit occasionally succumb. 1t leaves
them in due time at once ridiculous and
hopeless Of improvement. nt.-Quarterly
Review.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
The Bible of the Larlaaders.

The missionaries among the Lapps
ties usually encountered by those who
endeavor tc spread the gospel in savage
or semisavage bands. The reason of this
is that the Lapps have translation of
the Bible, and they have had it for
more than quarter of century. 1t
was given to them by murderer and
under most extraordinary circumstances.
Thirty-five or forty years ago there was
an attempt made to Christianize this
rude boreal people, but the efforts of
the evangelists were met by stout oppo-
sition on all sides. Finally the opposers
of the heathen Christians resorted to
bloodshed as means of getting rid Of
the obnoxious ministers and teachers.
Riots broke out in several villages and
camps on the same night, and dozens Of
missionaries were murdered. The ring
leaders and instigators of the riot were
eventually apprehended and brought to
Justice, score or more of them being
hanged and the others imprisoned for
life.
Among those doomed to life confine-
ment was one Lars Haetta, an ignorant
young fisherman. He could neither read
nor write, but soon learned both when he
found that it was the only means left
open for employing either the hands or
the mind. Next he became deeply inter-
ested in the Bible, the very book which
he had attempted to keep out of the
hands of the people. After studying it a
year Or two he formed the project Of
transiating it into the Lapp tongue.
This was quite difficult task for one
of such limited education who had
to make use of language not too ex-
pressive at the best, but after nearly 20
years of labor he completed the task
and was given his liberty for the bene-
dits which he had conferred upon his
people. st. Louis Republic.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
NEWS.
Passion and suffering and wild despair,

Passion and suffering and wild despair,
The many dying and the many dead
How long shall man on such as these be fedf
Rather would l make glad the summer alr
With beauty, song, flower growth, the garden
er's care,
The buxom breath along the violet bed
OF the sweet winds, the priestly bees that
wed
Bloom unto bloom and home the honey bear.
golden fee Must I, because the wire
Lies prone to speed the lightning, spend my
days,
Ear down, to gather all mems pain and woef
Nay, let the heavenly messenger of fire
Tell when the antipodal red roses blow
Or Finland bells sing on the frozen baysl
james Herbert Morse in Century.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
adorningp Professors,

Many college men will be interested
in knowing just what the practice of
"horning'' professors is. President
Tucker of Dartmouth gives what may be
considered an official definition Of this
form Of disorder. 1t is an expression OF
dissatisfaction among students with a
professor and consists Of ''noisy and
Insulting demonstration against the In
structor at his Office or at his residence. !"
Sometimes it is attended with damage
10 property, but not with violence to
person. New York Tribune.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
Refrieeratine Flowers.


Quite revolution ip horticulture has
been in progress during the past decade,
although, owing to the secret manner in
which the experiments leading up to it
have been conducted, comparatively few
persons have been aware of the new de-
parture. Every one knows that flowers,
as we'll as fruits and vegetables, are
forced, SO that those who are rich shall
have the use of them before unaided ma
ture brings them to maturity. This fore
ing business is an expensive one, requir-
ing constant attention and skilled labor.
Many attempts, therefore, have been
made to get at the golden eggs by cheap
er means, and as result of many trials
the opposite process to forcing has been
adopted with success. The system con-
sists in retarding the Towering of the
plant by refrigeration, and is, of course,
only applicable to those which are hardy
in this country, by which we mean those
which will stand several degrees of frost.
The lily of the valley is one of them,
and it is much in request for purposes of
decoration. Under the old forcing con-
dltlOnS only ABOUT 6O per cent OF the
buds treated could be induced to flower,
but by the freezing method an average
of 95 per cent can be secured from the
end of summer up to Christmas.
It will be noted that the process can
not be applied to evergreens of any
! kind, and it would certainly be death to
camellias and probably to hyacinths and
tulips 1t is said that near Berlin three
growers alone have nearly 300 acres Of
lily Of the valley under cultivation, and
that they have adopted the refrigerating
method with great success. 1t has been
long ago proved that the plant can be
cultivated in England with equal sue
cess, and we trust that the new method
will soon be tried on an extensive scale
in this country. Chambers Journal.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
DIRECTORY OF LODGES.
M SONIC LODGE.

staunton Lodge No. 13, A. F. and A. NJ, meets
every second and last Friday night in each
month, in Masonic Temple, Main street. Jas.
M. Lickliter, W. NJ; B. A. Eskridge, Sec'y.
UNION ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER.
No. 2, meet third Friday in every month, in
Masonic Temple, ON Main street. W. W. Nc
Gufin, High Priest A. A. Eskridge, Sec'y.
ODD FELLOWS LODGE:
staunton Lodge, No. As, l. O. o. F. meets
cry Thursday night in Odd Fellows Hall, owe
Wayt's drug store, on Main street. John q
Fretwen Noble Grand; C. A. Grafton, Sec
KNIGHTS OF HONOR LODGE.
Staupton Lodga No. 756, Kr-shts of Honor
meets every first al third Tuesday in each
month, in Pythian Hall, Main street. W. L.
Olivier, Dictator; W. A. Burnett, Recorder.
MOUNTAIN CITY LODGE.
No. n6, I. O. G. T., meets every Friday night
in their lodge room over Wayt's drug store on
Main street. A. s. Woodhouse, Chief Templar
F. B. Kennedy, sec'y.
DISTRICT LODGE.
No. a2, 1. o. G. T., meets every three months
G. G. Shipplett, D. c. T.; s. H. Bauserman
ROYAL ARCANUm.
Augusta Council, No. 490, Royal Arcanum
meets every second and fourth Tuesday in the
month, at Pythian Hall, Main street. WV
Robertson, Regent; Jos. B. Woodward, Sec
retary.
SONS OF TEMPERANCE
Charity Division, M. A., Sons of Temperance
all. W. A. Rapp. Worthy Patriarch; John
D. Cofrelt Sec'y.
UNIFORMED RANK. KNIGHTS OF
PYTHIAS.
E. B. Stuart Division, No. 10, meets second
and fourth Mondays each month at Pythian
Hall, Sir Knight Captain, F. B. Berkley; 3
Knight Recorder, S. H. Rosenbaum.
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAs.
Valley Lodge, No. 1s, K. of P, meets every
Monday night at Castle Hall, on West Main
street, over Dr.. Wayt's drug store. c. t. Ham,
mond, Chancellor Commander; AIbes
| Keeper Of Records and Seal.
KNIGHT TEMPIARs.
Staunton Commandery, No. 8, Knights Tenn
| plar, meets first Friday night in every month
| in Masonic Temple, on Main street. W. B.
McChesney, Eminent Commander; A. A. h
ridge, Recorder.
ONEIDA TRIBE, NO. ss. 1. O. R. NJ,
| Meets in their wigwam, in Valz Building
every Wednesday at sth run Both breath
setting of the sum- j. d. Anthony, sacher-
James W. Blackburn, chief of records. IN
visiting brothers welcome.
AMERICAN LEGION OF HONOR.
Valley Council No. 73e meets on the first AND
third Mondays in each month. Commando
A. s. Woodhouse; secretary, DR.. ]. M. Hange
collector. Isaac C. Morton. Jr.
CATHOLIC HIBERNIAN BENEFICIAL
| SOCIETY.
Meets first Sunday in every month in Their
hall on the church lot. NJ. TB presf-
dent; ]. ]. Ktlgalen, first vice-president; ], }
recording secretary.
"sTONEwALL" BRIGADE BAND.
Band meets every Monday and Thursday
orchestra, every Wednesday, at 8 p. M, in City
Hall. Mr.. j. NJ. Brereton, director
J. A. Armentrout, president, and @. Harry
Haines, secretary.
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE..
Monthly meetings, Fourth Tuesday in tn
month at7:s0 O'Clock. Room in City Hal bull
ing aacwttz. president; J. G. Shields, seer,
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
Color Photography.

Professor John Jolly of Trinity col
lege, Dublin, the discoverer OF the Jolly
method of photographing in colors dl-
rectly from nature, is paying brief
visit to this country. His method con-
sists simply in the use while taking the
niature of a screen ruled mlnutely IN
the three primary colors, and in the use
Of similarly ruled screen OF slightly
different shades in printing. So far the
matbod has been used only i'll transpar-
n,,rjPs
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1896-04-08
Out Of Touch.

''Marie, will the Elizabethan club
meet with Mrs. Cash?"
"No, indeed. She lives in Queen
Anne house. Chicago Record.