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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Napkins.

Bleached Irish DamAsk Nap
kins. SIS size. worth $L25. at 81
dozen.
Bleached Irish Damask Nap
kins. Y size. worth g. at $1.5o
dozen.
Bieached German Darnask Nap
kins, y size worth g. at $50
dozen.
Bleached Irish Damask Nap
kins. = size. worth $3.50. at $50
dozen.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Muslin Underwear.

No use making muslin under
wear with prices on the ready.
made article such as We are max.
ing this week.
Every price noted here repre-
sentS more than an ordinary
value.
Empire Gown. neatly trimmed,
guipure embroidery and inser-
ton. at aoc.
Circular Gown, yoke trimmed
insertion and lace, at SOC
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
C0lored Fancy Silks.

H-inch Plaid Silks, for waists
and cape Innings. at SOC yard.
24-inch Egyptian Foulard, very
durable. copies of the higher
priced goods. both light and dark
grounds; price SIC yard.
Fancy Figured Taffetas. at sc
yard.
Fancy Figured Taffstas. at $50
yard.
Fancy Figured Taffetas, At 500
yard.
Large line New Black Silks,
with fancy colored stripes. fig
ures. ETC.. at 7sc. S5c. $l.00. S1.2s
to $50.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Oregon Republicans have had the good
sense to send sound money men to st.
Louis, and the only mistake they made
was IN not backing the delegation with
GOOD. strons. ringing. anti-free coinage
resolution. The Oregon plank is strad-
die, just a. IL Ohio plank was. The Ohio
people have not yet ceased trying to explain
that their plank means sound money, but
. financial plank nowadays should be clear
enough TO need no explanation. The weak
ness Of the Ohio plank was quickly cor
rccted BY wisconsin. Minnesota. New
York and Massachusetts,. and II tho Oregon
Republicans believe In sound money they
should have conc out unequivocally against
10 to free coinage. This IS time when both
the sound money and the free silver people
desire that there shall be no word jugglery.
Be for one thing or the other. and not
s:diculousiy suspended betwixt and be-
tween.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Here are few selections from
our great Black Goods DEPART
ment Of more than ordinary
merit.
Atwood and Mohair Fancy
Figured Novelties. at 4Sc yard.
Handsome Mohair Figured
Novelties. cheap at 75c. at 60c
yard.
4s-inch Extra Fine Quality
Clay Serge, sold elsewhere at $50.
at 65c a yard.
4S-ineh Mohair Matelesse Nov
elites. at si.oo yard.
5c-inch Mohair Crepon Novel;
ties. at 800 yard.
An-wool Black Skirting Mo-
reen. at 35c yard.
We carry Priestley and Mes
min Goods. none better.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Linen Specials.

Not an item quoted hero but
that is worth regular rs Ger
cent more. These are special
prices for the coming week that
will crowd the linen section.
FUN Bleached Irish Linen,
62-inch wide. well worth 75c yard,
at soc yard.
Pattern Table Cloths. hem
stitched. 2x2 yards. worth - 1t
s. each.
Pattern Table Cloths. hem
stitched. 2xHz yards. worth s
At $S.75 each.
Pattern Table Cloths, hem
stitched. 2x3 yards. worth IS, at
$50 each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
New Dress Accessories.

Some one has said, IT'S the
little things that count" Moth
ing adds more 10 the good appear
ance OF a well dressed woman
than the proper selection Of
little things" such as q new
belt, gloves, laces. ribbons. etc.
These little items quoted here
are all stylish new goods and
represent big saving on ord;n-
airy prices.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Ladies' Suits

Navy Blue Serge Suits, half
lined. box front. So.
Black Serge Suits. silk liAe4
box front, $40.
Scotch Novelty Suits. well
lined and finished, box front
Su.5a.
Elegant Covert Suits, well
lined and finished. box front
ST.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

This button business Is getting monot-
onous. Why not have collar buttons and
cuff buttons so that the citizen can display
his first. second and third choice as occa-
sion serves? The collar button should be
reserved for first preference.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Bed,preads.

Tomorrow We will make I'M
heard OF prices on good Bed
Spreads Note this item:
A Full 12-4 Size Marseilles
Spread. worth $l.75. at 81 each.
New Art Linens, new Hand
kerchief Linens, new Chinese
Grass Linens. new Embroidery
Linen. new fine Huckabuck,
new Butchers and Pillow Case
Linens.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Stylish Capes

Al popular prices are alwuyp =
be found here. Many new bean,
ties received the past week -
silk and Chiffon. Egyptian ~
Persian silk Innings.
Ladies' Black Cloth. douh1.
cape. braided Hercules tin.
ming. only $3.50.
Ladies' Black Finest Chx
Worsted Double Cape, yelyct
collar. only $3.50.
Ladies' Tan Covert Cape, br,,A
trimmed. only 81.
Ladies' Black and Tan Capea
iridescent trimming. only S1a
up.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
unanimity of opinion invariably accom-
panies joint denatea-

unansmity Of opinion invariably accom-
panies joint debatea-
with a good many this year n Is not the
letter which never came, but the Easter
hat which failed to put in an appearance.
The reason some think the Indians
should b under the army ID because It is
believed an armed force alone can mako
them good Indians.
Hugh Wallace probably thinks that
after all there may be q need OF horse
canning establishments here. especially
for animals Of the war variety.
They are wondering how the vessel In
San Francisco bay happened 10 be blown
over the other day. but eS-ger that the
women sunragists are stumping the state
Mrs. Lease says they might do worse
than elect John J. Ingalls, to the senate.
This may mean that Mr.. Lease is still in
politics.
Ben Harrison and his bride are going into
the Adirondack woods. but the chances
are he VIII blaze the trees 20 he can be
found II wanted.
Mr.. Henderson said he would Be no
stalking horse for another candidate.
However. he said nothing about the next
thing to 1.-THE delivery wagon
Carlisle. after comforting with hi sub
ordnates. predicted that we should have
enough revenue. Subsequent events have
shown that he. too. Is something OF .
stuffed prophet.
The man who thinks himself entitled to
be called q church attendant because he
heard the Easter service viii now fall back
on the old excuse that he didn't get up
quite early enough.
Cannon. of Utah, wants al commissions
treating with Indians to be made up Of
residents from the states where the IN
dams are located. This Is a blow at the
West. for the people out here cannot af-
ford to do much treating. and especially
with siwashes.
The time is approaching.
The first day Of May,
When out on the diamond
The umpire will say.
PLAY ball"
And an Il excitement.
You know the scene Well3
Swift figures fit past you
And. oh. such q yell:
"Siide"
The atmosphere Quivers,
Bat and ball don't collide.
Three times. no connection:
Disgust one can't hide
Striker out"
What rage, indignation;
Your club fails to win.
And straight from the bleachers
You hear midst the din.
yellow"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Domestic Dept.

Boxes and bales by the score.
containing an almost endless
Line OF all that's new and de-
sirable IN the new wash dress
fabrics. arrived the past week.
New Ducks. Organizes, Black
Brocade Satines. Apron Lawns.
Gauffre Crepe. Windsor Pekin-
ade. etc. IN fact anything and
everything.
There are values here that can
not be duplicated elsewhere.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

II needs the concomitants Of . CONT
plainly seen in the Knights Tempiar. It
win take . powerful public pressure to
crush the silk hat. and II England dis
cards II ireland VIII the more determined
In axalt II
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
TIL = Fishermen.
Portland Orar0uian

The Astoria fishermen have a perfect
right to refuse TO FISH. but when they un-
dertake TO prevent others from fishing
they will come to grief. The protection
OF the law exists on both sides OF the river
now. Pennoyer Is no longer governor of
Oregon. and McGraw is governor OF Wash
ington. He has proved his mettle in more
than one lawless outbreak. and the state
militia are already moving under his orders.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Special Driye-ASk
for Them.

Johnson's GinghamA double
fold. a me Scotch Bingham,
fast colors. worth regular l0c to
l2l2c yard. By closing out a
large line Of them We are enabled
to make q price. beginning Mon
day, at 5 1-3c yard.
Scotch Plaids, as pretty e. the
wool ones. at l211c yard.
French Plisse. worth sc. spe-
clal II l5c yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Balf3.

New Fancy Gold Belts. at ~
each.
New Dresden Buckle Belts. at
81 each.
New All-Silk Belts. with fancy
buckle, at sc each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Lining Silk.

Special Width (3s inches)
Changeable Satin Surah. at 75c
yard.
Every one knows this great
Silk Stock. The right thing Is
always here. new ChameIeons.
new Dresdens. new Egyptians,
new Persians, new Printed
Warps.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Percales.

Our Percale stock contains
everything that is good. 30
styles. all full yard wide, at loo,
l2l2c, 15c yard.
Persian Dimities 3l-inch wide.
perfect beauties, at l2llzc yard.
Irish Lawn 40-inch wide, IL
pieces. worth Oc yard. at R11sc
yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Every Republican voter in King county
should take pride in attending the prima-
ries to be held for the purpose Of electing
delegates whose business 1t will be to de-
side who shall represent the state of Wash
fngton at the St. Louis convention.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
THE STATE PRESS.

Mount Vernon Herald: The Great North
ern has made a rate of 30 cents per hun
dred pounds on bungs from Seattle TO
Mississippi river points.-Post-Inteilige
GER. Now If they win Just follow this up
with low rate on bung holes the devel
opment of this region will leap forward
with gigantic strides.
Olympian: Mr.. Black accepted the posi-
ton of mayor of Seattle protesting that
he knew nothing of politics; he resigned 1t
because he could not accusiom himself
to the ways Of politician But he seems
TO have inadvertently blundered into one
situation that would do credit to the old
est politician on earth. He named his
successor and had II fixed so he would be
elected before his resignation went in
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

The leaders Of the Popo-Dem. confusion
ought to keep q diary 90 that they may
keep track of their movements. 1t must
be pretty hard for some Of them to remem-
Der the dates when they were Democrats,
when Republicans and when Populisls.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

II there is any justification for the grant,
ing OF pensions to widows Of officers en-
gagged in the war it surely should extend to
the brave woman who not only accom-
panied her husband through his campaign.
but stood guard at Sumter.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Ladies' Hosiery.

The hosiery department Of
fers sorao more than ordinary
bargains tc buyers this week.
Ladies' fast colored. fine cotton
hose. full finished, regular made,
extra long. high spllced heels
and toes; colors black and A.
sorted browns and tan This b
. usual &c hose. Price this
week. 15c a pair.
Ladies' drop stitch, heavy
Isle hose, double soles, heels
and toes, unequaled for good
wear. sc q pair.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Sentence OF death has been passed upon
William Carey. convicted OF the murder
OF his kloo;chman- But there has not been
q legalized hanging IN King county for
forty years.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Gen. Gomez says the Cubans are not
waiting for the United States to recognize
their belligerency. Their main obtec. lust
now should be to make Spain recognize 1.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
ToWelS-TXO Specials.

All~Linen Extra Fine Hem
stitched Huck. 2oxD inches, at
&c each
Extra Heavy Bleached Turk
fish Towel. 25x50 inches. at &c
each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Skirts.

Muslin SkiKt. trimmed. tuVDG
and embroidery, extra value. a.
Fine Cambria Skirt. tucked,
ruffie trimmed with embroidery.
el.0e.
Umbrella Skirt. tucks. and en-
broidery trimming. at Sl.3s.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

1t Is hard to tell whether Tacoma's
mayor Is Orr or not Orr. 1t is very extra
ordinary that in a vote of about 300, The
voting should have been so close that two
or three votes determine the result.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Special Width for Canes.

N-inch Extra Heavy, Soft, Lus-
trous Black Satin Duchesse, at
$3.50 yard. This is a beauty.
and is a good. honest SEQ silk.
27-inch Silk Face. Surah Twill
Satin, for cape lining, at CSC yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Black Brocaded Silks.

Here are some silk values In
new goods that mean . saving OF
Sc on each yards
Al-Silk Fancy Figured Black
Taffetas. at sc yard
Al-Silk Fancy Figured BLACK
Taffetas. at Sc yard.
All-Silk Fancy Figured Black
Taffeias, at 81 yard
Some Fancy Figured Black
Foulard silks. suitable for trim
mings and waists. a very good
fabric at 50c yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
HANDKERCHIEF.

New Batiste Handkerchief
lace trimmed. at 20c each
New Embroidered, Linen Color
Handkerchiefs. special at 80
each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Plain Black Silks.

All-Silk Black Satin Duchess,
good quality, at s5c yard.
All-Silk Black Taffeta Lining.
splendid quality, at csc yard.
All-Silk Black Gros Grain, good
and substantial, at 75c' yard.
All-Silk Black Faiils Fran
aise. At Csc yard
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Bicycle Suits.

This new feature OF the suit
department Is a great success.
Nobby Bike" suits In covert and
cloth mixtures. jacket. skirt
boomers and legsings all to
match, at from $40 upward
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Corset Covers.

Corset Cover. round yoke,
trimmed, narrow embroidery.
lSc.
Corset Cover. round yoke, fine
cambria. embroidery trimmed.
Sc.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Side Combs.

New styles and new shapes.
plain and silver trimmed. at 1oc,
l5c, 2oc pair.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Evening Dress Goods.

Some very handsome evening
shades Dress Goods are now in.
Evening Shades. Ali-Wool
Albatross, al 4oc yard.
Evening Shades. All-wool Hem
rietta. at 4ec yard.
4s-incb Mohair Granite Cream
oniy). at Sc yard.
4s-inch Fancy Crepon Cream
only}. soc yard.
A-inch Fancy Crepon, cream
uk figure. at sl-l5 yard
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Children's Muslin
Drawers.

Children's Muslin Drawers,
deep hem. with cluster Of tucks,
as follows:
Size Q. loo; size /. i3isc; size :,
l5c, size 4. lsc: size 6. Doc: size &
soc: size 2. sc. size s, sc.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
New Veilings.

100 different styles Of yelling
10 choose from
ii-inch silk Yelling. DC. 80
yard.
ls-inch SIX Yelling. 15c, 3Sc
yard.
27-inch SILK Yelling. 35c. 4oc
yard
New Bordered Pattern Wells
AZ 40c. Soc each. Ask TO see these.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Mail Orders.

We have an extensive mail
order department. Samples free.
Your order will receive our
prompt attention.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12
Umbrellas.

New Colored silk Umbrellas,
navy, brown and wine colored,
steel rods. dainty Dresden and
Venetian Glass Handles, at IS
each.
Black Servia silk Umbrellas,
steel rod. Dresden Handles. spe-
cial at s..
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Black and Gold Lace Che lat
estb. at &c yard
Black and White Lace tthe lat
est). at &c yard
Black and Ecru Lace (the lat
est). al s1c yard
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-04-12

Hugh Wallace probably thinks that
after all there may be q need OF horse
canning establishments here. especially
for animals Of the war variety.
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-09

largely centered in the Cooks Inlet mines. The
day 1 left a steamer arrived with 500 people
and when they got off and scattered about they
almost blocked the streets of the little town.
'The people arriving are of all kinds Some
are careful and with some money, and others
are adventures, pure and simple, no doubt.
Some people ask if we have plenty OF food at
Sitka. There we have just much proper
tionately as you have here and as little chance
of running short. 1t is away out in the inte-
rior, as, for instance up the Yokon, that the
supply of food may become limited.
SIN 1890 the census of Sitka showed about
100 people. OF this number think probably
$50 were Americans and Europeans and the
remainder Russians and Indians. The Rus
SLAMS, so called. are nearly all halfbreeds or
are in some way tinctured with Indian blood.
The Indians in Alaska provide themselves with
food, but the Russians are very indolent and
seem to care nothing about providing for the
future"
Marshal Williams brought down anIIndisn and
a white man for incarceration al San Quentin,
the latter for selling liquor to Indians. When
he reached the prison there was suggestion
m ade that as required by prison regulations,
his gun would be left outside. But Mr..
Williams didn't have any, nor had he had a
single weapon OF any kind with him on his en-
tire trip Of over 2000 miles.
He said he couldn't have lost his prisoners if
he had wanted to- for prison life suited both
exactly. All they wanted was place where
they could get plenty to eat and chance to
sleep.
The white man was sent up for two years,
with $1,000 fine additional,b but under the bank
rupt law the fine will only mean an imprison-
ment extra of about month.
George Moon, Special Deputy Collector OF
Customs, came down with Marshal Williams.
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-09

in any community, and hence they are
greeted Hospitality.
But it is the illiterate. the criminal, the
social and political agitator, the disturber
of the peace, and those who come, not to
make this country their permanent home,
but to accumulate money for the one pur-
pose of returning with it to their European
or Asiatic homes, whose coming should be
forbidden by our laws. This class does not
hesitate to reduce the wage schedules of
our wage-earners if thereby they can
secure their jobs. 1t is anything that will
enable them to return to their own coun-
try with the savings of their wage-cutting
methods of procuring employment.
These and the other kinds of objection
able persons mentioned are not only never
in harmony with our system of govern
merit, but for the most part they have con-
tempt for it. Some come thinking the
United States offers a wider field for life
of crime, life of pauperism, or oppor-
tunity to underbid our own wagemen and
wagewomen in the employment market.
1t is this class the Republican party OF
California demands that shall be refused
permission to land upon our shores, and
the party has no stancher supporters in
this than such foreigners as come in hon.
esty of purpose and in goou faith to make
industrious and true citizens.
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-09
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

Mr.. Wallace was at the theater last night
a while. Invent on Hargraves' ticket. wish
you wouldn't interrupt me that way-and by
the way, / saw your dear friend, Mrs. Fash, in
a box.
Mrs. wallace-What did she have on.
"About the only thing could detect on her
was the gaze of the audience" En-
quirer.
"Pm afraid" said the young man who is
candidly critical, 'that there is some foreign
substance in this coffee"
"Certainly," said Mrs. Hashem "That re-
mark shows that you have the palate OF con-
noisseur. The coffee itself is imported."-
Washington Star.
Mr. Boodles-You began life as a bare-footed
boy, understand?
New clerk-Yes, sir; I was born without
shoes.-New York Herald.
Bristow-Here's minstrel show that viii
make hit.
Dorcy-What's the scheme?
Bristow-The management has arranged to
! throw X rays on all the jokes worked off,
Philadelphia North American
sMy gas bill this month fairly took NV
| breath awayl" exclaimed the horse editor.
"Mine did worse than that" replied the
snake editor.
"How?"
alt took away all my ycash.p-Philadelphia
Chronicle Telegraph.
Mrs. Gimp-How did you cure your husband
of smoking in the house7
Mrs. Braid-I made him smoke the cigars 7
gave him Christmas.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Muggins-Did you ever attend box partv at
! the opera?
Buggins-No; am too fond of music.-Phi,.
adelphia Record.
''Why do you wish to be excused?n asked the
Judge of the unwilling juror
''Pm deaf, your Honor-so deaf really dom,
believe could hear more than one side of the
case. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
twill devote my life to you," said the first
suitor.
81 will die for you," said the second.
| "Very WELL" said the fair maid. "I'll marry
| the one who'll die for me first, aud then wher,
he dies I'll marry the other. 1 love you both
equally. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Doctor-Don't be alarmed I was sicker
than you are, q year ago. and with the same
| trouble. To-day am well and hearty
Patient (anxiously)-Oh, doctor tellme, who
was your physician?-The Waterbury.
Alberta--I see that Miriam and Mr. Bert
1 whistles engagement is off.
Alethea-Yes; he bought a bicycle that
wasn't the same make as hers.-Puek.
"Rose, did you have a good time downtown
| bargain day?"
mo; waited two hours to see some lovely
| jardinieres marked down and clerk came
around and marked them np."-Chicago Rec
| ord.
EYES," admitted the King of 'Bwklpo to the
new missionary, 'T did eat your predecessor,
though cannibalism has been bad form among