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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

She held a daisy in her hand
And plucked its petals one by one;
AS fair a picture was she then
AS e'er was .shone on by the sun.
The rude young man. who. nawares,
Approached her nearly had a fit,
To hear her roseleaf lips enun-
Ciate-"He loves me-loves me nitr'
Indianapolis News.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
Nobody viii Re satisfied.

The money plank of the platform
though said to have been written by so
powerful a person as William Mckinley
himself, is not likely to satisfy eastern
Republicans, who Will have great deal
to say about the national platform and
candidates of the Republican party, and
who last year resolved distinctly against
the free coinage of silver. 1t is the old
story of being between the devil of the
west and the deep sea of the east.-Cin-
cinnati ENQUIRER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The reason why Ayers Cherry Pee
toral is so much more effective than
other remedies for colds and coughs is
because it is the most skilful combfna-
ton of anodynes and eXpectorants
known to medical science. 1t is III
every respect a scientific medicine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

the state officials were carrying rail-
road passes in their pockets before
they We're elected? And how many
think this railroad favor will be
extended to them after they retire from
office?
The best interests of the state re-
quire that Mr. Morrison's bill become a
law, but the house, by vote of IS to
10, indefinitely postponed consideration
af II
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The congressional resolutions censur-
ing Ambassador Bayard are to be
taken up in the house today. If some
thing is not done with those resolu-
lions pretty soon they and the matter
of which they treat win be ancient his
Horv
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The Mckinley resolution is intended to
placate the advocates of the SILVER
standard while processing devotlon 10
honest money. but if it means anything
az ali II means only continuance OF
Il the m make-shift policy that has given the
United States the most unscien.iflc ana am
extensive currency employed by any CIV
ilized nation in the world deiphia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
Df. Prices Cream Batting powdee
Worlds Fair Highest Award.
HEAVENLY MESSENGERS.

How many weary hearts,
Tired of this life's alarms,
Find their sweetest comfort
In the clasp of childish arms?
Messengers straight from heaven
Are little children sent,
To teach us to love the Giver
Who our treasures to US hath lent.
God help the sorrowing mothers
and fathers all over our land
Whose children have joined the chorus
Sung by the heavenly band.
OH the little cribs are empty,
Once so full of happy life,
While we are left in this weary world
To toll in its hurry and strife.
But when our work is over,
And death has brought its calm,
In heaven. once more around our necks
Shall we feel the childish arms.
And then-how sweet the thought
How glad we are TO know
Once more We'll hear our darling say
Mamma, | love you SOL
Boston Globe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The Chicago Chronicle draws a fine
distinction between genuine and false
5ingoism, declaring the genuine article
lis a mere excess of patriotism" The
definition is gooo when it is understood
ahat the patriotism is that of patriots
as defined by DR.. johnson.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The Detroit Tribune says Senator
Allison is a warm friend of silver, but
he is also a staunch friend of sound
finance" A perfect description of a
man who blows hot and cold on the
financial question.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Secretary Hoke Smith is to write an
article for the Youths Companion on
the Indians. 1t is to be hoped that he
viii tell something about the Uintah
ana Uncompahgre reservations and
how long 1t win lie before the Indians
get their lands in severalty and the
reservations thrown open to settle
1nent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The Ohio legislature has passed a
law classifying the American eagle as
"a song bird. When the Buckeyes make
it scream for Mckinley they say it
sings the national him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

No free coinage law. no new tariff
bill. is the gospel of an honest western
Republicans. Let Reed and Sherman
and Morrill, and Dingley and Aldrich
ard the rest OF them make a note of
it," says the Denver Republican. What
do The honest western Republicans"
want?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
~ MiCgIes and Mobhles.

They say Mckinley wrote that fnan-
cial plank himself, and there's no doubt
that it has all the Mckinley earmarks.
1t wriggles and wabbles. Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The New York Colonial Danes wear
big sleeves. The colonial danes of
Washington's time did not They were
just a hundred years behind the times.
which accounts for the difference in
dress
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

The resolution of Senator Elkins di-
recting the senate committee on foreign
relations to make a report to the sep
ate of all the material facts on the
subject of the Cuban rebellion, stating
specifically whether state of war ex-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

County Selectmen Geddes. Roberts
and Christopherson, addressing a COM
munication to the honorable county
court of Salt Lake county" come pretty
near enacting the role of Poohbah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Visftor-Who do you take after, Bobby
your papa or mamma?
Bobby Joles-That depends; when Aunt
Sarah's here ma says l take after her
folks and when Uncle Silas Jones is here
ma says I'm regular Jones. They're
both r-r-rch.-Judge.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

MIR. Carlisle would make an ideal
goldbug candidate. That is exactly the
kind of a candidate the western Demo-
Gratis do not want and will not take.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Boss Plat says he is tired of Ohio
men. If he is suffering from that tired
feeling before the campaign is fairly
begun. what will be his condition after
June 1872
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Eastern Republicans are wholly dis
satisfied with the money plank of the
Ohio platform. They realize that it is
neither one thing nor the other.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
Will Take Gold or Silver.

Major Mckinley possibly does not care
whether a high protective tariff is paid
in silver or gold so long as it is paid
Washington Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

When the sultan heard of England s
contemplated expedition up the Nile he
ac.,d Just like girl and exclaimed,
This is so Soudan."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

1t IS TO be an electric elevator for
the county building after all This
throws cold water on the hydraulic
proposition.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Secretary Carlisle is not an Ohio
man, but he is the next thing to it. He
lives on the banks of the Ohio.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Every time the president goes hunt
ing the Republicans kick. And so
does his gun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Cullom might serve as patience sit
ting on a monument smiling at grief
There his usefulness as a presidential
candidate ends
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Small brother-Pa says he wishes you'd
make haste and propose to sis.
Young man (delightedly)-Then he is
willing to let her marry me?
Small brother-'Taint that. He says you
won't come so often after you have been
rejected.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Thurston puts the knife into General
Henderson with all the GOODNESS and
elaboration of a surgeon cutting up a
cadarer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Hold-ups are at work in Ogden. If
they We've at work in the chain gang
instead of on the highway it would be
better
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Mr. Wheeler-Wasn't that young
BIumer who just bowed to you?
Miss Geering-Yes; he's a member of
my family now.
Mr. Wheeler-Why, 1 never knew you
were related to him.
Miss Geering-Neither am 1 by blood
I'm his sister by refusal.-Brooklyn Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Wife (drearily)-Ah, me, the days of
cnivalry are past.
Husband what's the matter now?
Wife-Sir Walter Raleigh laid his cloak
on the ground for Queen Elizabeth to
walk over, but you get angry simply be-
cause poor, dear mother sat down on
your hat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Governor Morton's leg has been
pulled so much that he has lost several
toes,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

after ALP"
NO. indeed: the widow is going to
marry me-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Whatever else it may be, the pres
ent congress is not a government of the
people by the people and for the peo-
ple
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Mine has been a long and faithful SER
vice" remarked the bicycle to the
boomer girl.
Yes replied the bloomer girl to the
bicycle, you ought TO be retired. TO
Date.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

STLVER-6s5s.
LEAD-Rrokers' 300: exchange, $40.
COPPER Steady brokers' II; eA
change, IL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Whenever the county attorney gives
an opinion to the county court it seems
inevitable that it is lengthy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Manager of Observation-Disclosures we
have both the English and Italian sys-
tenn: which would you prefer for the
late lamented?
Widow-Oh, the English, of course. NV
poor husband always hated Italian cook
ing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Chronic Deadbroke-Could You lend me
ten, Charlie?
Charlie-Ten cents. Certainly.
C. B.-Thats what 1 meant.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
HuMcx or TIE HouR.

Satan-where are you from?
New Arrival-St. Louis.
Satan-Youll freeze to death here
New York World.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Thus far there have been three de-
grees of spring. Lap, lapse. collapse.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Young LADY, should like to give my
intended little surprise before our mar
Lady friend-Don't wear your false
teeth, just for once.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Chief Devine is out of suspense at
last
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Bobby-Mamma where is dreamland?
do you ask?
Bobby dreamed last night / had a
bicycle want to so and get it.-Har-
lem Bazaar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

He-How long have you been a widow.
She-What an impertinent question.
Ever since my husband died.-Pick Me.
Up.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

sEIDENRERG's FIGARO CIGARS,
The Rogers Cigar Co., Wholesale
agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

If there is one thing more dear to the
heart of woman than another it is her
.'evens. indianapolis Journal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Young Mr. Fits came in from his daily
toll and passed his wife with merely a
friendly nod Il think you forgot some
thing" she said. with a pout.
Il helieye | did" said he. and then
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
Separate Skirts.

People were surprised at the quality
and price. Couldn't believe that skirts
could be put together so cheaply. Don't
cost any more than your dressmaker
would charge you to make one. They
are very stylish. are made in the lat
est materials. 3rilliantines, Mohairs
and striped effects.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Really" she said II wasn't thinking of
that at ALL was thinking of the baking
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18
THE DAILY HERALD.

OFFICE. THE HERALD block, cor
ner West Temple and First South s1ree1s'
Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-18

Our buyer made ''ten-strixe" when
he bought those suits. Nothing like
them has ever been seen in these parts.
They created quite a sensation last
week We venture to say that every
dressy lady in town will have one this
season. A great many have bought
already-don't delay. but come this
week and make your selection.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-04-24

larger. The pipe should enter the
pump about IS inches below its dis
charge spout, and should enter the
tank at the top. Every time the pump
is used there will gallon or more flow
into the tank, depending upon the bore
of the pump, the size of the pipe and
the length of time the pump is used.
The hotter the weather, the more
pumping is done, as rule, and the
cooler the water will be kept in the
tank.
The tank must have an outlet at the
opposite end from which the feed pipe
enters, and little larger than the feed
pipe. This outlet must be about two
inches lower than the top Of the cans.
The water should always be little
higher than the milk.
If it is possible to utilize the waste
water for stock it should be done 1t
will save that much extra pumping. In
our case it is conveyed through an I'M
lerground pipe (G) into the barn base
HleHu. llltO ldlh, anu uSCu lOl thc
horses as needed.
In the diagram, the water enters the
tank through the feed pipe(H. The
overflow escapes through the discharge
pipe (D) into the funnel (C). L is a
faucet for emptying the tank, which we
sometimes find necessary in hot wealth
err, when more water is needed in the
stable. The tank is then refilled with
fresh water. In case we wish to pump
direct to the stable, the pipe is closed
at b, in the tank, the funnel removed
and the pipe closed at c. The water is
pumped into reservoir or trough at A.
and finds its way to the stable through
the underground pipe (G) independent
of the tank Where this plan can be
adopted it will be found very satisfac
tory, but can only be used where the
tank is higher than the stable.-Ohic
Farmer
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-04-24
KEEPING COWS CLEAN.
Just Before Milking Is the Best Time fol
Grooming.

Grooming.
III one-half is true that the scientists
tell us about the extreme susceptibility
of milk to taints and disease germs, the
importance of keeping COWS clean can
not be exaggerated.
Assuming that, for their own com
fort and for the sake of keeping the
milk claen, the cows are to be brushed
and groomed, where and when shall it
be done? If in the stables where they
are to be MIXED, then the atmosphere
of the stables must soon become loaded
with the dust and dirt, brushed or
carded from the cows. and the milk is
more likely to be contaminated than if
the filth had been allowed to stay on the
cows. The practice in good horse sta
bles is to take the horse out of the stall
for grooming.
The COW needs grooming more than
the horse, and in the opinion of the
Jersey Bulletin, it is of vastly more i'm
portance to those who are to drink her
milk. Certainly, then, the COW is Ell
titled to as much pains, as the horse
and should BIZ groomed in separate
place from that in which she is MIXED
For this purpose, an open shed is per.
haps best. AS a practical test of the
value of grooming cows, we suggest
| that those who doubt it, make fan
trial by carefully weighing the milk OF
two or three cows for three weeks OF
30 days without grooming them, and
then, grooming them thoroughly TO,
1 the same time, note if there is any per
ceptible difference that can be fairly at
tributed to the grooming. That the
cows will feel better, look better ant
really be better off, we have no.
the least doubt.
AS to the time for grooming, it ha,
been found that just before milking i,
| the best.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-04-24
Modern Methods in Horse Raising,

Good brood mares, that is, those
that are nicely bred, good size, and can
show some action and speed, are be-
coming more valuable every day, and
those that are poorly bred, small in size,
no matter IL they do show little action
and speed, are growing less in value
every day. The progressive man is the
up-to-date man, no matter if the times
are hard and business quiet, for he
knows there will be reaction some
time, and when it comes he will have
on hand just what other progressive
men want, and therefore can sell il
at the most advanced prices; while
the man with the stuff on hand several
generations behind time will forever
continue to feed il or will try to give it
away, and to give it away, who will
want it?-Colman's Rural World
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-04-24
Wonderful Surgery.

Medical students who are engaged
in the study Of ophthalmology are still
wondering at the feat DR.. Fleming
Carrow, professor Of that branch in
the University Of Michigan, performed
upon young man last week. This
patient had completely lost the sight
of one eye through disease, and, in
order to prevent the contagion from
spreading, DR.. Carrow inserted a small,
thin watch crystal beneath the lid Of
the other eye. So far the experiment
seems to be very successful, and it is
expected that the flesh will knit close
ly around the watch crystal SO Gs to
permit no impurities to enter. Mean
while the patient seems to be quite
we'll
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-04-24
DIDN'T MAKE A CONTRACT.
The Fact Drought Sorrow to an Ameri-
can Abroad

Inc Fact brought sorrow TO an Ameri-
can Abroad
A well-known Philadelphia lawyer
who has just returned from abroad, tells
the Record rather remarkable story
of his experience with doctor in Paris.
"Over there" he remarked, Everything
is done by contracts fact which dis
covered to my sorrow. My wife caught
severe cold and was taken quite i'll.
| called in a French physician who had
been highly recommended by the pre-
prietor of the hotel at which was stop
ping, and he paid five visits to my wife,
after which she was SO much improved
that his services were no longer re-
quired. The next day 1 received his bill
for $500 francs, which is equivalent to
$500. Thinking o mistake had been
made, went to his Office, where he
smilingly assured me that the bill was
correct. To my circumstances he re-
piled: But monsieur made no contract
with me- When told him wouldn't
pay such an exhorbitant bill, he In
formed me that it would then be i'm
possible for me to leave France. In des-
peration l consulted friend of mine
who resides in Paris and found that
the frog-eating doctor had me where
the hair was short, and in the end had
to pay it."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-04-24
A MOTORMAN's LIFE.
Full Of Hardships, Exposure and
Constant Danger.
The Great Strain on y Mans Nerves suf-
floient In Itself to Wreck Him In
Short Time-The Experience OF
Well-Known Motorman.
From tne olnetnnatt, ONO, Enautryr.

rfVHe dto NttotftHutt, O'ttO, DHu"Hcfs
The life Of motorman is not bed Of
roses. He is subjected to many hardships
especially in the winter when he is exposed
TO the cold and snow. Even in the summer
he must bear the intense heat which beats
down upon him. Considerable nerve and
self possession is necessary in n good motor
man, for the lives and limbs of his pas
sengers are OF stake. One of the best
known electric motormen in this city Is
William Frazer, who Is at present running
o car on the Cumminsville electric line. He
Is not only well known to his fellow en-
ployes but to the people who travel on his
car. Mr. Frazer is young man about
wife and child at LA Belts Street, Cincin-
natl, o. About a year ago Mr.. Frazer was
taken with serious stomach troubles. lie
bought several kinds Of medicine which
were recommended to him, but none OF
them seemed to give him even temporary
benefit. An enthusiastic admirer of that
famous remedy known as DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People told him to try
them. Frazer was almost discouraged, but
took the advice. To reporter OF the En-
Quirer he said;
II can most heartily recommend DR.. Will
lams' Pink Pills. They are all that is
claimed for them, In fact they advertise
themselves better than any medicine ever
saw. l was seized some time ago with q
bad attack Of indigestion. My stomach
hurt me nearly all the time and could not
digest my food. The pain was almost UNI
bearable and found nothing that would give
me relief. l confess that when | bought
the first box of Pink Pills hadn't much
confidence in their efficacy because had
tried 80 many things without success that !
was almost discouraged. Before / had
taken one box was decidedly better, Two
boxes cured me entirely. While have
been under tho weather from other causes
my indigestion has never returned. II 1T
ever should know just what to do. have
90 much confidence In the efficacy Of Pink
Pills that if ever get real sick again with
any disorder I shall use some of them. 1t
10 a pleasure for me assure you to testify
to the excellent qualities OF these Pink Plus
They not only tone the stomach but regu.
late the bowels and act as mild cathartic. v
Mr.. Frazer's testimonial means some
thing. He speaks from personal experience
and any one who doubts that he received
the benefits stated can easily verify the as
sertion by calling on MIR. Frazer or seeing
him some time while heis on his car.
Pink Pills contain all the clements neceS-
sary to give new life and richness to the
blood aud restore shattered nerves. They
are sold IN boxes never in loose form by
the dozen or hundred) at 80 cents q box, OF
six boxes for $3.50, and may be had Of all
druggists or directly by mail from Dr.
Williams Med. Co., Schenectady, N. Y.