Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1896-08-12

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At the end we take what comes eur
way.
Philadelphia North American.
"How did young Downey come by the
title of major| "Why, easily enough.
Don't you remember that his father
was colonel?"-Judg
'grhey say the bicycle is injuring art"
yes; the man who owns n good wheel
can't waste his life spreading paint ON
canvas. Chicago Record.
Maude-Would you marry Freddy If
he asked you to? Bella (airily)-I can
only answer that by saying that he
wouldn't be single now were SO fool
ish.
Ball onew yelled the umpire. "Good
eye!" shouted Chlmmy. Strike onel'
the umpire called Oats his oddsr
eye" explained Chimmy.-Indianapolis
journal.
Mabel understand that there were
only square dances at Mrs. Flippit's
small and early. Maud-Yes; there
wasn't men enough to go round
Judge.
Mrs. Wiggles.-Was that n good box
cigars, Ephraim, that bought for your
birthday Mr.. Wiggles (craftily)J
never saw IA better box.-Somervill
journal.
SpencerIThey told me at your office
that you were only one of the clerks.
And you said you were director Fer
guson-So am. address envelopes
New York Herald.
Awful accident at ] Jones' yesterday"
"Sof l didn't hear of it." Jones hit
his thumb with the hammer and imme-
diately exploded with rage, while his
wife burst into tears s.'-Indianapolis
journal.
Bill the Biffer-What's d. object of
dis organization Nv yours, mister? Mis-
sion Worker-To rescue the fallen, my
man. Bill the Biffer-Well, don't talk
ter me. I'm no bicyclist-Roxbury
Gazette.
FREDERICK" said she, don't let the
baby stand alone" "Why, she's old
enough to learn to walk" "Old enough
to learn to walk! Why, she hasn't even
learned to ride bicycle yet."-Wash-
ington Star.
There is no use denying It," said the
young man. who uses slang indiscrim-
inately. "Cholly Chuggins has wheels"
"Really?" said the girl from Boston.
What make are they ey?-Indianapolis
Journal.
Miss Prettie-Mr. Ryder Is so enter
tainingl He seems to have come In
contact with so many people. Mr..
Wheeler (viclously)-Yes,i indeed. You
should watch him on his bike.-New
York Press.
II beg your pardon!' she exclaimed
solicitously. II didn't mean to step on
your foot" Lord bless you, MISS" re-
turned the man In the blue drilling
blouse, 81 didn't know you did."-Som-
erville Journal.
81 understand you stood for q whole
hour In the doorway last night talking
to the policeman, Katie" "Shure, you
wouldn't have me sthand there for an
hour and say nothin', ma'am." lyon
kers Statesman.
Her husband Is little bit wild, l
hear" "Well think he had right to
be, when he came home and found she
had traded off his last summer suit for
lot of potted flowers, don't your
indianapolis Journal.
Il shall have to give up going on the
stage" "Why so2" "My hair is COM
ing out in handfuls." II don't see
what" pretty soon my trainer
will be unable to drag me about the
foor."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
He-And did you call at Monte Carlo
while you were at Nice? She-No papa
called on him, l believe, but from his
disappointed appearance when he re-
turned to the hotel, l think Mr.. Carlo
must have been out.-Publlc Opinion.
"How the wind howls to-nightr' said
the melancholy boarder. 81 shouldn't
wonder If 1t had the toothache," sug-
gested Mr.. Asbury Peppers. Tooth
ache" "Yes. Have you never heard
of the teeth Of the gale"-Cincinnat
Enquirer.
Slowman-There is one thing l feel
glad of. All the love letters / ever
wrote to the widow are destroyed.
Fligh-Are you quite sure of that7
Slowman-Quite. You see, never had
the courage to send them to her.-New
York Herald.
A mother, trying to get her little
daughter Of 3 years old to sleep one
night, said: Dora, why don't you try
to go to sleep?" II am trying" she re-
piled. "But you haven't shut your
eyes, "Well. can't help 1t; dey comes
uttoned."-Answers.