The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-19
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= It is ignorance that delights in

- 1t is ignorance that delights IN
controversy.
The British aristocrney includes
1000 persons.
1t is said 81 bicycle factories
failed up in June.
- It is til e hasty word repressed
that makes speech golden.
If you are successful the world
will forgive you for everything else.
In every occupation there is but {.
one safe rule, and that is always to dsp
one best.
= Taking it year in and year out,
the coldest hour of each "a is 5 clock
in the morning.
The average walking pace Of a.
healthy man or woman is said to be
Is steps minute.
DR.. Omanza, ,ofVienna, has invent
ed method of photographically regis
tering the pulze beats.
- According to the most reliable
estimates, the world contains to-day
280, 100000 grown women.
The Psychologists say that the
right side of the brain is of more inn
portance to organic life than the left.
- "A fossilized tooth Of some ex-
tinct species Of animal recently found
in Cedar County, Nebraska, weighs
l43 pounds.
= Ri1nple-Does your wife obey
you as she promised to do at the altar?@
Simple-Well, the fact is I never
dared to test her.
= Moral courage is the only true
courage. The other is possessed by,
all things in common. The snake has
it as we'll as the lion. g
The latest style of waltzingis call
ed tandem. She stands with her back to
her partner, who holds her right hand
extended while her left hand is put be-
hind her.
-Lyell, the geolcgist, says: At
period comparatively recent all that
portion OF the United States south Of s
the Black Hills was under from 500 TO.
900 feet Of water.
= Or the eastern coast oil Ireland
it rains on an average Of 208 days in;
the year; in England about 100 days; !
at Kazan about go days, and in Sibe-
ria only 60 days.
"A German physician ssthat
thirst arises from the loss Of liquid in.
food which is cooked. he advises
fresh fruit and oysters for medicine in
gout and Indigestion.
= Twenty-four governments, in-gs
cluding the United States, Japan,
China, Persia and nearly all the Euro;
pean countries, have given official 4
notice that they will exhibit in Paris d
in 1900.
= A nurse girl in St. Louis was;
discharged without her wages. She
took the baby with her, and refused
to tell where it was until her wages Z
were paid, claiming that shehad lien
on her former charge.
Only 20 years have elapsed since
the first railway in the world was fin-E
ished. During that comparatively
brief period 100000 miles have been
constructed, the British empire ac-s
counting for about one-sixth.
The children Of the blaclest .Af- &
ricans are born whitish. In a month q
they become pale yellow, in a year
brown, at four dirty black, az six or I
seven glossy black. The change is in s
the mucus membrance below the Gu 3
ticle. s
Lemons are used for soap in
many countries where they grow. Z
When the men and women of the
West Indies want to wash their hands
they squeeze the juice of lemon over
them briskly in water until they are
clean.
Husband-Thes,e trousers that I /;
want to wear at the fishing party have
not single brace button on. Wife
(sweetly)-Then, John, if your party
is drowned, I shall be able to identify;
your body from the Others. Husband
(savagely)--No you won't; the others
are all married men, too.
= Six weeks ago i suffered with a.
very severe cold; was almost unable to {
speak. My friends all advised me to I:
consult physician. Noticing Cham.s
berlain's Cough Remedy advertised
in the St. Paul Volks Zeitung I pro-
cured bottle, and after taking it
short while was entirely we'll. I now:
most heartily recommend this remedy
to anyone suffering with a cold. WIN.
KEEL, 678 Selby Ave-, st. Paul, MINI.
For sale by Hill Bros.
= If we only could recognize them,
probably we should be surprised to
see how oftera piece Of money re-
turns to US, and wouldn' t it be inter--
esting if we could trace their travels?
A ViIalhaven merchant has thought
Of this several times lately as he elook-
ed at his favorite pocket piece. BE
stamped his name on it 25 years ago
when young man working at laurri-
cane and sent it out on its wanderings.
He did not see it again until u few i
days ago, when somebody gave it to
him in exchange for bag Of fruit. s
He does not mean to part with 1T !.
again.-Le,ciston Journal.
Since 1878 there have been nine
epidemics of .dysentery in different
parts of the country in which Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea
Remedy was used with perfect sue
cess. Dysentery, when epidemic, is
almost as severe and dangerous as
Asiatic cholera. Heretofore the best
efforts of the most skilled physicians
have failed to check its ravages, this
remedy, however, has cured the most
malignant cases, both of children and
adults, and under the most trying con-
ditions, which proves it to be the best
medicine in the world for bowel COM
plants. For sale by Hill Bros.
Two amateur hunters in ;. the
northern woods, not long ago, saw +
deer, and both fired at once. sThat
is my deer" said A; 81 shot it.
"No, you did not" hotly replied B.
tsTt 10 NV door hecanse 7 killed II. ~