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Evening journal., 1896-05-28
A. U. M. P. CONFERENCE CLOSED
EndedsWith tho Reading OF tho Appoint
menta at Last Nights Session.

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Endedswith tho Reading OF tho Appoint
menta at Last Nights Session.
The closing session of the A. q M. P.
Church conference was held last night.
The motion to reconsider the expulsion Of
Rev. Nathan Wilson was lost. These
appointments were read by the presi
dent: A. U. Church. Wilmington, Del.
E Sargesnt; NorristowD, Pa, A.
Wcodards; Chester. Pa T. H. Skinner
Clsyville, N j., @. s. Temple
Csdsrville, n j., D j. Russell
West Philadelphia, Pa, @. H. Walker
Newark circuit, Del, Bsnjsm Scott
Marshalton, N. j., G. H. Tighmsn
Amber, Pa, ]. w. Gibson; Easton. Pa /.
NJ B. Handley; Viola, Del, William
Gritehet; Woodside clrcuit, Del j 81.
X. johnson; Hockessin, Del, A. B.
SslVey; Rutherford. N j., g. w. Brown
Atlantic City circuit s. L. Nichols
Burlington, N. j, R T. Freeman
South WILMINGTON. G.. E. Blvsns
East Wilmington, j. Matt0s, West
Wilmington. ]. 4 Washington; Passaic,
N. ] T. B. Scott. Port Jervis. N Y, &.
T. Quann. Goschen, n Y, w. Il. Jack.
SOD, Camden, N. j., L. H Bantum, Mer-
chantville, N. j., G W. Mur-
ray Lincoln, Pa. M. johnson
Milburn and Madison circuit. w. II
Hicks; New Brunswick, N. j.. q. Handy;
Paterson, N j, Joseph King; Green
Mountain Valley, N j., John Jackson Mt.
Zion, West Wilmington. ]. H Hopkins (;
Scott Church. Philadelphia, W. W.
Gales; Hurley. N. Y. Il. f. Gales
Waverly. N Y. w. Il Robinson; Rev
q. V. Peterson, general missionary {;
Peter Spencer's, South Market street. R.
Saulahurv
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
From About smyrna WAY.

Special Correspondence Evenirg Journal.
SMYRNA, May 2S Miss Martila
Evans. of Georgetown, Is visiting Miss
Elizabeth Hall.
J. T. farrell and L. M. Price, dele
gates to the National Prohibition Con
vention, left here yesterday for Pitts
burg.
Miss Efie Macken, OF Philadelphia. is
the guest Of Mrs f. f. Evans.
Judge Hare ard daughter, OF Salem,
N. j.. have returned from & brief visit to
Mrs ] K Evans
Mrs George Jacobs. Of Philadelphia, is
the guest of her brother. l. D. Waller,
Mrs w Hsmsn, of Dover is visiting
Miss Beulah Jefferson.
Dr. j. G. Streets has returned to bis
home in Bridgeton. N j., after q short
visit TO DR. o. Svinney
Miss Claire Cooper, of Ksnton, is the
guest Of Miss Beth Denney
John r Salisbury and wife. Of Dover,
have been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. w. d.
Hszsll.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
UNION PARK TO BE OPENED.
Concerts, Dancing and Variety Perform.
ances on Memorial Day.

Union Park will open under new man
agement on Decoration Day. ard neither
expense nor time has been spared to
make the opening an auspicIous one.
The park has been improved and new
amusements have been added.
Thsre will be dancing In the afternoon
and evening on Memorial Day and con
cert by the First Regiment Band. In
the evening a variety bill will be pre-
sented including the Kensington
brothers. Frank Guy. comedians; Dixie
and Wade, musical comedians; Miss
Annie Cross, vocalist; Spencer brothers.
comedians and dancers; Frank Bowers
and farca.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

East and settled in philadelphia. has
been visiting old friends In Whining
ton.
John w. Jolls, OF MiddletoWn, Yves in
Wilmington this morning.
James W. Lattomus. of Green Spring.
and Franklin Brockson. OF Clayton, will
graduate from Washington and Lee
University next month
Moorss melodies by st Paul's choir
at the Tom Moore concert tonight.
Mrs. Henry @ K1rtz is in Psrkersburg,
W. Va, being called there bv the serious
illness Of her father, Louis Hebrank.
Mrs Andrew S Kirk of Dover Is
visiting Wilmington friends.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
"Miss Philadelphia"

Monday, June 1. will be a gala night at
the Chestnut Street Opera House. when
for the hftieth time Miss Philadelphia, u
with all her odd ways and characteristics
will be presented at that theatre. One OF
tho many features tbst have made Miss
Philadelphia" the popular favorilo she Is,
is the marvelously strong company that
portrsys its various parts, including
John e Henshaw, Nancy Mcintosh.
Florencs Wickes, 1nez McOusker, Frar k
Cushman, Charles Bigslow, Will Arm
strong and q well trained chorus Of forty.
Among other things is the unique plot by
which one travels for nearly two CEN
turtles over the ground laid out for us BY
our respected old ancestor, Billy Penn.
But fortunately 1t is only dream, and
one awakens only to be charmed by the
splendors Of the land of Nod and
nnxiously await a return trip.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
..arnnIn nf tha nlhn,,

All the world is awheel and even the
musical authors have caught the fever
bicycle Bells or the Music of tie Bike"
Is tunefnl and catchy melody dedicated
to the Wilmington Bicycle Club. The
words are by G. Il. Kerr and the score
was written by e. J Muhlhausen, both
we'll known In Wilmington musical
circles. It was first sung on TUESDAY
evening by Mrs Howard l.. Pyle as 3
speciality at the Wilmington Opera Clubs
performances Of "Patience" aud secured
An encore
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
sTAIE 0F oaI0. oIrr or ToLEDo.

FRANK ] CHENEY makes oath that he Is
the senior partner Of the firm of K. J. CHENEY
a Co. doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid and that said firm
viii pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Jatarrh
that cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed In my
p essence, this 9th oay of Decembsr A. ID. 1856
fsrArl A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. send for testimonials
tIee. p. J. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo, u,
~ Sold by Druggists. 7bc.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
Relief Al Ln.t.

Mr.. Philip Green, OF No. 326 North
Harrison street, says:
81 have been troubled with bleeding
piles for many years At last relief has
come with three applications Of the Mexi
can Red Weed Ointment have found
quite a change for the better
300 box OF tho Ointment, 25s
soc. bottle OF King Of Pain, 25c
soc bottle OF Worm Lozsnges, 25o.
81 90 bottle Of To Ca 25c
Office, No. 4l9 Market street. Samples
free
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
Personal Notes From Delaware city.

Special Correspondence Evening Journal.
DELAWARE CITY, May 2S DIR R. R
Tybout Of New Castle. is the guest OF
his sister. Mrs Frank Rsy bold.
Mr. Frempt, who has been to PhIladel.
phia under treatment, has returned to
his home.
Mr.. aud Mrs Wood OF near McDon-
ough, spont the day with friends ard
relatives In town.
Malcolm Reybold spent the day In
Philadelphia
Miss Nay Thompson Miss Matte
McMunn and Samuel Hines have re =
turned from the Epworth League Con-
vention held at Port Deposit, Nd
Niles Rebecca Vandegrlft Of Melon
ough, Is visiting the Misses JAnvier.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
rheu.ands Of pead FIsh

The surface Of the Delaware river was
covered with thousands Of dead herring
and other fish yesterday from Reedy Island
70 the mouth of the Chrlstiana. The
fish not only lined both shores bat
extended far out into the channel. It Is
supposed that the fish were killed by
the free use Of explosives used by con
tractors In blasting away the rocks at
Schooner ledge.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
A Nolsy slnrle Ta1er.

DOVER May % William Koran. q
Single Taxer, was arrested by Officer
Pleasanton for noisy conduct and causing
q disorderly sssemblaee on one Of the
principal streets Koran WAS taken
before 4 magistrate and sentenced to
thirty days imprisonment or $40 6ne
Koran said he had committed no offence
and would psy no foe. He was lodged
In / all
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
why Not RAN now ?

In February last the New York papers
were filed with articles. signed and IN
signed, calling on the governor OF Texas
to prevent Peter Maher and Robert Fltz
simmons from having prize fight in the
Lone Star Commonwealth. All there
spPsais were made in the interest oi
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
10 Lannoh q narqe-

The nav steam barge being built by
the Enoch Moore d Sons Company for
the Wilmington and Northern railroad
will bs launched this afternoon or to
morrow. It is to be named willie "
No ceremonies will be attached to
naming It.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
81. fBay Ridge, Sunday, May 81. 81.

90 LD~r hiukef ouuudIg may o.. Hl.
The first Sunday excursion TO Bay
Ridge. MAryland's beautiful bayside rc-
sort, will be run Sunday, May 81 Trains
will leave Market Street Station at z. 90
m, Delaware avenue 100 a. m. Ex-
oursion tickets one dollar, Great i'm
provements have been made and the re-
sort Is now more charming thaa ever
The going trip Is by rail to Canton, thence
by steamer Columbia, thirty two miles
down the Chesapeake. Returning by all
rail
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

Governor Morton has just passed his
seventy second birthday aud declares he
never felt 30 we'll and hearty. Glad to
hear 1t, governor; bat you will not be
required to assume the arduous duties Of
the Presidency next Spring.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

The political bosses would like TO make
trade with Mckinley but they have
waited too long. The msjor is now
master Of the sitLat and nothing but
Burchard or an act Of Providence eau
prevent him from being the candidate Of
the St Louis convention.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
Gone to Dover.

Rsv. s. N. Pilchsrd and his family
went to Dover this morning where they
will remsln until AIR Pllchard Is as
signed to his port as chaplain. Mr.. Pill
chard has stored his furniture in Viii.
minRton.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
atntn Cnnnnll nIeaiinr.

The state council 0 U. A. NJ, OF Del
awsre, Of which A. j. Newkirk, Of vii.
miDgton, Is secretary, Is being held
in Georgetown TO day. Representatives. are
present from Whining ton, Delaware
Lodge. Washington and Jefferson Coun
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
Committeeman and Dolernte.

Representative James A. Mulligan
has been elected to represent Red Lion
hundred on the Democratic County
Executive Committee. The State Con-
vsntiou delegates are: William A.
Jester, Willard Smith, 7. Bay ard Heisel,
d. w, Cash and r. T. Cam, Jr.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
or Lnmnad thn rrnnL

A car attached TO = Delaware railroad
frei ght train jumped the track st Bren-
ford this morning. Little damage WAS
done and traffic was delayed but a short
time
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
on the NatIonnI nommittan.

John r. farrell and Alsyssns Greer OF
Delaware. we're announced as members
Of the National Prohibition Committee
at the Prohibition Convention at Pitts
burg, Pa Yesterday.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
Hfnr % tn TnIInrrllln.

The rank team Of the WILMINGTON
Knights OF Pythlas bas been invited to
20 70 Talleyville on Monday night week
for the purpose Of eonferIing the third
rank on Talleyville Lodge, No 10
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
JeweIers wiu UIoso rarlv

Wilmington jewelers. have come to an
early closing agreement Duriog June,
July, August and September they will
shut up shop at 8 o'clock each evening,
Saturdays excepted.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
In Murray,s Hote, window.

9 East 'FRONT.' is table from the Worlds
Fair, laden with select wines, cognao
and Congress. a picture OF Lees sur
render and Rogers group Of Lincoln,
Stanton and Grant in council Of war
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

Window Scrsens--made te order-at
Harry Yerger's Picture Store, No. 419
Shipley street.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
Wier-nsII Enrarsment.

The engagement OF Mics Florence
Mabel Bell. daughter of Mr.. aud Mrs
Jerome B. Bell. OF No e15 West Ninth
street, and Robert Wier, also of Will
mington, WAS announced to- day. The
wedding will take place on Wednesday,
lime "a
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

The government crop Of seeds moved
very slow this year but 1t Is believed
that the watermelon crop in the South
will not suffer from this cause. The
melon crop Ia always good In Presidential
years
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

Room 1Iouidings, Room nIOuldinrs
AS low as 2is per foot, only at Harry
Yerger's Picture Store, 419 Shipley st,
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

Dr. McGlynn on "The Life and Times
of Tom Moore" In the Opera House
this evening"
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

Washington Park. on the Delaware.
Grand opening on May 80 Don't miss
It. You will regret IL II you do
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

Washington Park. on the Delaware.
Grand opening on May 80 Don't miss
It. You will regret It IL you do.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28

All communications IN tended for insertion
In this column should be addressed to Society
munications should be written on one side Of
The paper only.
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
MEMORIAL Day at No. 1

Interesting Memorial Day services will
be held st No. school to morrow after
noon
Evening journal., 1896-05-28
COMING JUNE MARRIAGE
It is That of Miss Florence
Bell and Robert Wier.
ENTERTAINED his FRIENDS

Harry j. stoeokle Gave a Delightful Sup
per and musicaIe to His Fellow Mem
bsrs Of the Young Mems Democratic
CIub-Iutoresting Personal News From
Smyrna.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Marvellous Results.

From a letter written by Rev. j..
Gunderman, of Dimondale, Mich, we
are permitted to make this extract:
al have no hesitation in recommend
ing DIR. Kings New Discovery, as the
results were almost marvellous in the
case of my wife. While was pastor
of the Baptist Church at Rives Junction
she was brought down with Pneumonia
succeeding La Grippe. Terrible parox-
ysms of coughing would last hours
with little interruption and it seemed
as if she could not survive them. y
friend recommended DIR. Kings New
Discovery; it was quick in its work and
highly satisfactory in results" Trial
bottles free at J. \. Snyder's drug store,
Somerset, Pa, or at Brallier's drug
store, Berlin, Pa. Regular size soc.
and Sl.00.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
The Great Glove Industry.
'~@>~
Z AGVN
N@tMW,
&UGII3
and the like,

Everybody in London-in the coun-
try it is different-wears gloves.
According to well-known manufaet-
urer, who has supplied some figures on
the subject TO London Woman's life,
over 36,0oo,0O0 pairs are used in Eng
land every year, and of these fully
three-quarters are worn by ladies.
The value spent by them in these arti-
cles amounts annually to no less than
el,50,OO0 people, and at Worcester
alone nearly five miles are covered by
glove factories.
WHAT LADIES SPEND IN THIS WAY.
Many ladies are, of course eXtrava-
CANT in their gloves, and spend large
sums per annum. ESQ is very modest
sum, whilst in some instances ElO0 is
laid out in the course of a year. At
one retail house in the West End a
lady WHO was going on tour took el0
worth with her! but half dozen pairs
were sworth over e2 apiece. Some
times Il lady will have by her at one
time great many pairs. Over 400
pairs were sold recently at house sale !.
whilst this number was exceeded at
the sale of the Duchess of Somersets
effects, when over 10000 pairs were dis
posed of.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Poison in the Pickles.

Health Commissioner McShane,
SAYS the Baltimore sun, is investiga-
ting cases of poisoning from eating
cucumber pickles which occurred ut
Carroll, in the western suburbs, De
cember -. Inquiry showed that ii
persons had been made sick by eating
the pickles. All of these had purchas-
ed the pickles from one store, and
samples were obtained. Under a
chemical analysis one cight-oanee
cucumber showed 6.56 grains of arsen-
ic, and the vinegar contained three
quarters OF grain of arsenic and
trace Of sulphurie acid in a liquid
ounce. The Health Officers will now
investigate the establishment of the
packer who prepared the pickles. An
effort will be made to find out who pat
the poison in those sold to the grocer
at Carroll. All the cucumber pickles
in the possession of this grocer have
been confiscated by the Health De
partment.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Twelve Conundrums.

|. What is that which increases the
more you take from it "A hole.
.. Why are Goals in London like
towns given up to plumber ?-Because
they are sacked and burnt.
8. Why is gate-post like a potato?-
Because they are both pat into the
ground to propagate.
4. What word pIay be pronounced
quicker by adding syllable to it ,
Quick.
). What is that we often see made,
bat never see after it is made?-A noise.
G. What is that which Adam never
saw, never possessed, and yet gave two
to each of his children? Parents.
:. Why is chicken-pie like gun
smiths shop?-Because it contains
fowl-in-pieces.
s. What is that which no one wishes
to have and no one wishes to lose "A
bald head
9. What is the difference between a
sailor and beer drinker?-One puts his
sail up and the other puts his ale down.
10. What is that which is above all
human imperfcctions, and yet shelters
and protects the weakest and wickedest
as we'll rs the wisest and best of man
kind? a hat.
IL. What is that which is often
brought to the table, always cat, and
never eaten "A pack of cards.
IL What are the most unsociable
things in the world Milestones, for
you never see two of them together.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
SYNOPSIS.

CHAPTER I-Nits Guthrie, a ST Louis girl,
Is visiting the family Of surgeon Holoeh, IN
fhe camp % the Twelfth cavalry, IN AROMA
sSsutain RoIfe an oEieer OF the Iwsilif pIo-
l,,ssS md IS rejeeied. An old love ailair II IN
- wsv. Nina Sweons over some Enysl crious
.I,uqr ;ioa on The eve OF her dep2rsef lTr
home TI-After Mia leaves camp Bf nor
-, fIies 10 unearth the mystery Of her swoon-
IL. suspects that Sergeant Ellis, ftceht =
,--,lif and "A man with history. hau some
connection with il IiI-lieutenant taris
Ilr,,s.sr another officer of the Tweiftil- i IN
love with Ninifred BcrTien- the daughter OF
Major Berrien. Captain Rolfe lights upon
evidence that another woman claims brew
sfer's devotion. ". The society OF the lort
sri,-es :, hon and Mrs. Knowles, a nlari1ea Iilrl
fr,,n a nearby town, makes a scene with breN-
,tf.r M which Major BARREN and Ninllrel art
rnvSiified and indignant N.-Beiore Brewsier
en- ,aXpioin 10 Winifned about the knoWles
woman his troop is ordesed to march against
the SiouN Indians in Dakota VI MAJOR is,I-
ricn hears some gossip about brewster fel.s- .4,
lions TO Mrs Knowles and bars the lover on,
fr1rn parting word with Niniired: ii anu
NTTE-ihe whole Twelfth goes 10 the se;at oi
war Captain Rolfc sends detective 10 nuiit
M sergeant Ellis career before he joined tile
arsny- IN-Major Barricn i wounded ~
skirinish. Brewster and Ellis save ms lie-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Electric Bitters.

Electric Bitters is medicine suited
for any season, but perhaps more gen
orally needed, when the languid ex-
hausted feeling prevails, when the
liver is torpid and sluggish and the
need of a tonic and alternative is felt. \
prompt use of this medicine has often
averted long and perhaps fatal bilious
fevers No medicine will act more
surely in counteracting and freeing the
system from the malarial poison.
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation,
Dizziness yield to Electric Bitters. 5Gc.
and Sr00 per bottle at j. n. Snyder's
drug store, Somerset, Pa, or at Bral-
lier's drug store, Berlin, Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15

Two tramps beat saloon keeper in
Upton, Ind, out of several drinks of
fine whisky 10y Il queer trick recently.
They passed a gallon jug over the bar
and asked to have il filed with whisky.
After it had been filed they rendered n
dcllar in payment. The bartender
said the whisky was of the four-dollar
kind and refused to take the dollar.
The tramps declined to pay more, and
the bartender emptied the liquor back
into the barrel and handed back the
jug. After going down the road some
distance the tramps smashed the jug
and squeezed several good drinks of
whisky out of two big sponges in the
lug.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
lSiT SURPRISING
TIER Arc So Many Skeptics When
Proven Statements are SO Scarce?

E-hot's the difference between state
rent not proven and fact? Let's size
1 NJ IL a plain. everyday manner.
'o,GeoEe III Chicago makes public state
..c:.t which comes TO YOU without further
Endorsement. Is il proven conclusively
g voc? We think not. But supposing
IMAM IL voIr county, in your town;
i'ia:. YOU know about. perhaps know per-
uraiiv and know that his word is as
'0nd 5 his note, makes a declaration,
.o~sa'; Il corIc pretty c,cse 10 being
act? This is the kind OF evidence we
lave for sSeptics. and the kind we give
rou here. Mr.. Iohn II. Kennedy resides
IL Washington. Pa, al 7Si North Main
si-eet. He has been Deputy Sheriff Of
lie county for . dozen years. and the
;lo>i vcTiiab,e skeptic cannot doubt what
ne says: read II. We tell il here as lie
lc,1 il 10 our representative. Said he:
Il have been a sufferer for some time
pest wi;h kidney complaint. | have
pain across the small OF NV back near
he hips. Ii was Iucrc severe morning
mi evening. would arise in the morn
ng feeling as though ! had not had
i.hl's rest al al. ! noticed az adver-
Is Iaeut Of Doan's Kidney Pills and
AeEi 20 L. S Noweil's drug store. where
procured 4 box. i have now heeu
I>,ug that remedy for some time. and
>au honestly say that they have dore me
4 great deal Of good. rest better al
night and, in fact. feel better in every
aay since ] hogan taking them. am
S'radily improving and expect to socn be
re>i )red 10 my normal condition.
would gladly recommend Doau's Kidney
Pills 10 sny one suffering frcm any
form OF kidney complaint. I have
known others who use them and speak
a. highly of their Iueri, as ] feel that ]
can"
[Siguedl JSo. II. KESNErY.
DoSu's Kidney Pills ATE for sale ivy ali
dealers. price so cents per box. Mailed
by Foster-MilbuTu Co. Buffalo, y. ",
sole AGENTS for the u 5.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Secrets of the Trade.

Tailor-'Thought I'd met some
nervy people, but
Shoemaker-'What now?'
Tailor-'I've had to press these
trousers four times and they are not
even paid for
Shoemaker-"That's nothing. | went
to coilec, a bill for pair of shoes yes
terday and the fellow kicked me out
with themr
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Where did I get this Dreadful Cough?

No matter; the great question is, How
shall get rid of il? Use The Pineola
Balsam, a soothing combination of the
remedies nature has put in the pine
and other balsamic trees. 1t cures the
Inflammation and tickling in the throat
and if taken in time will prevent the
spread of the disease to the lungs. Ely's
Pineola Balsam is strongly recon-
m.nded in cases of asthma. Twenty
five cents is the price. Tell the neigh
boTs about il.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15


Adolphus paused outside the door
To interview the scaper;
Within those walls her father sat
Intent on Sundays paper.
Six times before he'd sought that door
On this same mission bent;
His courage failed-but now tonight
He'll ask papa's consent.
RESPECTED sir, I've come to tell
To ask my fate-oh, seal;
oh, since the early spring time came
I've felt-I mean-I feel
Adolphus paused, with paliid cheek,
"Why boy-don't look morose;
Its biliousnessi I've had IL! here
"Pierce's Pellets"-take a dose!''
The "PelIets" cure constipation, bill
iousness, indigestion, piles, and all
of stomach, liver and
bowels.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Suspicious.

WaywOrn Watson-'W'y wat you
runnin' fer? Did she set the dog on
YEP
Perry Patettic-'Naw. But she set
me out a whole half chicken, bread,
butter'n jelly an a pack o. cigarettes.
| bet she wants to marry mer-Cn-
ciRRdH Enquirer.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15
Bridging the Difficulty.

Jinks-I am always embarrassed
when l want to say the word Vase.
| don't know whether to say vaze,
vace, vahZ or vawse.
Binks-You might take hint from
our hired girl. She simply speaks of
all ornaments rs them there
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-01-15

The use OF bloodhounds by police
and sherifIs for tracking criminals is
increasing rapidly all over the West,
and the general testimony is that the
animals are n valuable aid. Cuban
bloodhounds seem to be the favoriie
breed, and the demand appears to be
much greater than the supply.