The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-07-31
Editorial and Otherwise.

What is dishonesty got yanshes IN profii-
gacy.
The feet Of truth are slow, but they never
slip.
One and one-half pints Of cornmcal equal
one pound.
It seems the scavengcr will never haul od
the dead beat.
Try not onlysto be good, but be good for
something.
Believing right has everything to do with
feeling right.
Bryan-Sewall clubs are being organized all
over the State.
What succeeds we keep, and it becomes the
habit Of mankind.
The man who iichcs for fame, is usually
kept scratching.
A man who spends all his silver for whisky
should try the gold cure.
Sclf-made men might be better il they did
not get stuck on their maker.
LAWYERS are men who work with a will,
Doctors often provide the way.
There is no oppsing brutal force to the
stratagcms of human reason.
Six women can talk at once and get along
all right, but no two men can do it.
Though III Hung Chang is n guest at many
banquets he eats only II, his own table.
% When u girl reaches the age Of twenty-five,
she loses all desire for birihda., paf;..es. D, %.
4. With one cheerful man in every community
there should be no such thing AS anarchy.
1t does mt matter much what people think
of one just 81 they don't circulate it and injurt
him.
Flour thrown upon burning oil will instantly
cx,inguish it, while water only spreads the
flames.
A mans patience cannot better be trained
than bv starting lawn in II neighbnrhood ol
children.
Some people keep so busy cnv,ing others
that they have no time to win success foI
themselves.
!, II half of the world doesn't know how
the other half lire, it isn't the fault of the fe-
male sewing societies.
II mother Eve had known as much as somt
of her daughters, what II fool she would hav,
made Of that snake.
The people of Venezuela and British Gnna
have u species Of crane which the, train to ac
in the place Of watch dogs.
+ You will always get II truthful answer il
YOU ask woman her age, and she tells you I,
is none Of your business.
Never langh ut your avn jnkes il your audi
tors d" not appreciate them, for they will no
see where the laugh comes IN.
l'rocrastination is the thief Of time, ant
what is worse, he never takes it to your un
ce's, so you have no chance TO recover.
The bicvcle bloolners can BE- used in erca
many different WAYS. They give the clcrg,
something new to preach about, for instance
$. W. Roper, the inventor Of n steam bicy
Gle, which is pronounced II complete success
died in the saddle in the first test Of his won
deriul machine.
The horse that is always goadrd, comes u
last to disregard the whip; and the child tha
Is always urged soon iorgcts that urgin
means ANYTHING.
The livery stable keeper, who saws he vii
have to fall back on funerals for living, ow
ing to the popularity Of bicyclcs, will fin,
small comfart, as the bicycle is reducing III
| death rate.
A Swedish engineer has inycntrd a simpl
machine which, BY radiation, makes butte
from stcrilzcd milk in one minute. II is con
sidercd = perfect success and, II SO, will revc
lutionixc bu,ier-making.
| A great many people seem to be dissatlsic
with their avn politics. Some Democrats ar
turning Republicans, and Republicans are b,
coming Democrats. Temperance men al
turning Populisis, and 'otulists are goin
crazy, having no other place to 60 to.
A few grains ~ pcrmanganate Of potash,
4 fDur-onnce bottle nf rose water, is an exec
lent wash to sweeten the breath AMI prcvcl
tmthacle. As, however. it Is liable to sta
the teeth n little, dip the brush in a lit
sreca charcoal powder aud rub them a fe
times with that.
A most welcome fashion is the one Of mai
ing street gowns to clearthc ground very d,
cidedly, aud some If them ARE even shorter
the back than in front, so the skirt viii,
trails even little bit is altogether out
fashion.
A romantic Young lady who was dragg,
out Of a pond into which shc had fallen, q
coming round declared that she would mar,
her prcscrver. "That is impossible" said
yoang man. as he alrssdy married then
she inquired. "No,"esAd he, "hc is a Ne,
foundland dog
Salads are the most acceptable Of lnnchc
dishes for summer days. Sardines served
this way are most palaiablc. For one lar
box Of sardines take SIX boiled eggs, dram
| the oil from the Gsh, remove the backbou
tail aud skin, and mix thoroughly with er,
minced line; season with pepper aud sa
Serve plain, with vinegar or mayonnai
dressing.
A western evangelist said the other ds
~ don't allow bench warmers to hear me Tin
after time and year after year. They ha
either got to fish or cut bait, make conf,
sim, start for heaven, give their rom, ~ N
; pie who will hear" II was the proper shil
to do. There is M call In heaven for gosl
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