Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-01-27
WISE IN THEIR DAY.
BRrAKs or HrMoR IN TuE SCHOOL
ROOM OF EARLY DAYS.
whipping the Wrong hoy - Prose Tells
Things That Arc 1r1c and Poetry
Makes 1t Up rs You
GO Along."
From The canadian Narazine.

ceedyd to give him a severe whipp.n4.
I Tho more yigovousiy the blows. were all-
led st Length The irritatsd master shout Il.
| What are YOU laughing at. sir.' II was
T laughing at the Joke on yOu. Ia, hI! ha.
you're whipping the wrong boy"
IL mignt be- naturally SIrftStl that no Nt
10 ne physical ahiiciion periods the most
school would he during TIE relicious ,Ner-
gisss. Tae natural seriousness 90 these eN-
/ ,ratsts is some times distafbsd hoNeNer.
Who made yogH" asked the primary
teaeher The little girl addressed evidently
shed to b. accurate n her reply God
"a short haby--"aud growed The rest"
The., wor5 altar occurred ,n ths scripture
t,aeihSr "a place t. burn inee.ts' tsp,.g.,.
/ AZ honest boy WHO wer. the foolish
tis pirl. "Th,m as dlin'j get manis
I y teacher said to her class, Whom DO
TO heaven - "Gtriiah" was frobafiy t6e
/ most candid answer she received. There
| 70 see the great giant who had been de-
Z faatei lN young David.
I The religious teachings Of homa and
hool seem 20 give flavor 20 answers ON
very different suhleCts-es psrially when f"-
ing. words not understood The girl Who
said "A Republican, is sinner mentiougd IN
the Bible" ari the hoy who wrote there
are o good many donk"ys in the iteolos-
zeal gardens" had evidently received fe-
The words oHi7 satanic Majesty" oc-
CURED ir the story read IN one of the To-
ruutp public schools How many know
saShdr aS nus ssysra haSls hSls' wers rased ana
n. hrst pupil named promptly repiied;
When hygiene was taught In tho form
Of notes dictated by the teacher. TO ba r.
reatei orally by The pupils. or written
svers given In this subject were often
very amusing \ young Temperance adyo-
obetruct tho breaking down Of tho body"
anl succeeded IN saying exactly the oupo-
sue ui WhaL ne meant. \ Dphstru.llNe
anatomist volunteered the sentence; The
eyes are set IN two sockets IN n bone
which turns W. al the end. and then h'-
that ventures to give general remarks
az an examination as a substitute for ac-
yurate knowledge wisely wrote the philo-
an Important bone Another gave the
EQUALLY profouni answer: When yo4
ny wsIi as hGyinr mil dissase e TN" TRe giri
who wrote the following had doubtless
lnlE is composed chiefly % water. and
nearly or"-haif " it is ayariC.ous tissue
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Prose tolls things that are true right along
just as they aie. ana poetry makes
it up as you go 9lonE; - cir
hole m the Middle" Things which are
equal 20 .1eh other are equal % anything
states is carthguakes and volcauoes.",
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