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The morning times., 1896-04-18
TO-DAY, 1Oc.

Today wen sell 500 pounds of
Soft-shell Almonds for 10 cents per
pound-every one can be broken with
the thumb Our usual price is Is
cents. Every one sound.
The morning times., 1896-04-18
DID MUCH FOR CHARITY.
Treasurer's Statement of the Emer.
gency Relief Committee.

EtHCy NtIItI OUm mlttee.
Mr.. Archibald Hopkins, chairman of the
eme rgency relief committee, has made
public the treasurer's statement of re.
ceipts and disbursements by the committee
during the past winter in connection with
the Associated Charities.
In addition to the expenditures below
accounted for, considerable amount OF
clothing and groceries received by private
gift, and 500 bushels of coke donated by
the Washington Gaslight Company were
distributed.
Total amount of cash received, S2.o1o.15
Disbu rsements By 976 orders for fuel,
81 ,0S3.95; Sal orders for groceries,
81, 1,041.9S; . orders for Shoes S1SS7
cash paid for hauling wood, groceries etc.
donated, S113.o5; printing order books
$12.50. Total, $2,2T0.35. Balance on
hand, $242.40
The morning times., 1896-04-18
TODAY, 4Hc.

. The time for excursions, picpIcs.
tramps. May parties is at hand, but
we are thinking about supplying
your needs in the way of supplies.
We will sell 5000 10-cent size cans
Potted Ham and Tongue at 4 1-2
cents each.
The morning times., 1896-04-18
Gets Pay for Her Injuries.

Hannah O'Leary was granted damages
in The sum Of 50, $50 against the Washing
ton and Georgetown Railroad Company
IN suit decided yesterday by q jury in
Judge McComas' court.
Tie painfiff Wis injured by falling from
one OF the co mpany's ca rs at Penn sylvania
avenue and Seventh street November s,
1892
The morning times., 1896-04-18
TO-DAY, SOC.

Our special Coffee Sale today
Java and Mocha Coffee, 80 cents;
Golden Rio, 60 cents: ArbucSle's. 90
cents; Levering's, 20 cents. Our Java
and Mocha at 80 cents is the quality
you pay 40 cents for else W here
The morning times., 1896-04-18
TODAY, Sc.

Just received another shipment of
those sweet Oregon Pruues. They're
selected stock and about three times
the size of last lot of Oregons we
sold, but they go for same price,
cents per pound.
We have d few hundred pounds
more OF those large California
Prunes, which we'll continue to sell
at cents. They're not quite so
sweet us the Oregons, but are par
ticularly large stock and ma aguifi-
Gently favored fruit
The morning times., 1896-04-18
TO-DAY, 15c.

Today we make a special raid
on Condensed MIX Eagle brand, 10
cents can; Baby Brand, 10 cents:
Magnolia Brand, Z cents; Bell Brand.
cents; Star Brand, Z cents; Full
Weight, s cents. This is the season
to drop the milkman and keep
your condensed milk always ready
for use. Why use the garlic-flavored
milkmen's supplies when the CON
densed is cheaper, and better, too.
The morning times., 1896-04-18
TODAY, &c.

Our special sale of sugar cured
shoulders at the astonishiugly low
price of 6 1-2 cents per pound will
attract customers from every where.
The breast strips of breakfast bacon
at y IL cents are also q bargain
In Observation-Disclosures. Presume ats
and vegetables are also attractions
which you should not overlook.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13

began. " / called to be very formal.
Somehow your words kept ding dong
ing through my head. l said to my
self to be moral coward and trembIe
because woman may turn you down
is almost Us bad rs to run when vour
manhood Is assaulted. 1t was q hard
fight, but II made it. And"
-, She accepted you ?" asked Van
Twcct.
No; she was not to be had SO
cheaply; but left her with Il strong
Impression that had won u victory
m left her with her decision in abeyance.
Tho lctter tolls the rest"
Van Tweet congratulated Brown.
but thoro was u cloud on his brow as m
he took his departure.
Z" thought I knew something about
na human NATURE" he muttorcd, "but
when 1t comes to tolling what q wo-
man means Pm still in my swadIling
clothes"
Isn't that the way tho world wags ?
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13

Two brothers named Hart w9fs
arrested for bouncing u faylater. As
the judge sentenced theHI'to five years
apiece he said ilssu&tled to his mind that
tsolHatashfl}faiH,1' tsolHatsflfaiHs,,1 passage, 1.-Two souls with
but sing.c thought; two Harts that
beat as one"
1T is said that there arc two words
and two only, in our language, which
| contain all the vowols In their order.
They are" abstemiously and "face
tiously."
-There is q time in cvory mans life
whom he thinks there is nothing sweet
or under tho sun than somt body's
daughter.
By not doing without the things
We don't need, wo sometimes have lC
DO without the things Cl;lt we do need
There ar, two classes of people IL
this world-thOse who mako fools o.
themselves and those who don't need to
Ono Of the latest Inventions is q
three-cornered nail that will driv {
easily, and will not split tho wood.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13

TO success and that unlimited means
would be at his disposal, he would buy
up al! the lands from his shoal to Emo
rec Jim Anderson's bridge, and mako
at the head of the shoal 35 feet, which
Joined to the natural fall IS feet and
the volume of water three times as
as strong as 1t is at Pelham, using the
water on both sides OF the river several
times, he would have the greatest
manufacturing establishment in the
world. But all his calculations were
doomed to disappointment His
wealthy relations at the North offered
to place him in easy circumstances. II
he would go back to the North. He
made choice of remaining near where
the bones of his wife and children
rested. They gave him some slight
assistance, but they should have been
moro liberal.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13
Epilepsy 20 Years.
Cured by Dr.. Niles Nervine.

A few years ago, MIR. l.. W. Gallahcr, was
an extensive, successful expert manu-
facturcr OF lumber products. Attacked with
epilepsy, ho was Obliged to give up his busi-
ness. Tho attacks came upon him most in
opportuncly. Ono timc falling from II carri-
agc ut another down stairs. and often In tho
street. Onco no fell down a shaft in tho
MILL his injuries nearly proving fatal Mr..
Gallahcr writes from Milwaukee, Fob. 16, '05.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13
How to Ours All skin Diseases.

Simply apply SwAYNE's ONT
No internal medicine re-
quired. Cures tetter, eczems, itch, all
eruptions on the face, hands, nose, &c.,
leaving the skin clear, white md
healthy. It's great healing and cura-
remedy. Ask your druggist for
SWAYNE's OINTMENT.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13

Our people are growing more and
moro in the habit of lsoking to DR.. E.
Norton for the latest and best of every
thing in the drug line. He sells Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy, famous for
its cures Of bad colds, Group and whoop-
ing cough. When in need of such q
mcdicineogive this remedy q trial and
you will be moro than pleased with
the result,
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13
"The Common People,"

AZ Abraham Lincoln called them, do
not care to argue about thoir ailmt nts.
statement, CT know that Hoods
Sarsaparilla cured me-" is the best
argument in favor Of this medicine,
and this is what many thousands
voluntarily say.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1896-02-13

"Therc are mono more miserable than cpl
leptics. For 20 years suffered with cpilep-
tic fits, having AZ high az nvo In ono night. I
tried any number Of physicians, paying to
ono alono. 4 fco of &5GO.00 and havo done
littlo for years but search for something to
help mo, and havo taken all tho leading
remedies, but received no benefit. A year ago
my son, Chas. s. Gallaher, druggist at 191
Reed ST., milwaukee,, eavo mo DIR. Miles
Restorative Ncrvino, and tried it with
; atifying results. IIavo had but two fits
90 began taking it. I am bottcr now in
every way than havo been in 20 years."
DR.. Miles Remedies are sold by druggists
on positive guara atce that tho first .,ottlo
Will benefit Or price refunded. Book on tho
Heart and Nerves. free. Address,
DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
DR.. MileS' Rene 3 Restore Health.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05


of all the deaths that occur in the world are
caused by consumption. And consumption
can be cured. Doctors used to say that il
was incurable, but the doctors were merely
mistaken. 1t would be strange if medical
science did not make some progress MANY
things were once considered impossible,
The ocean steamer, the locomotive the
telegraph and telephone, the photograph,
the electric light-all these were once i'm.
possible, and once itwas impossible to cure
consumption. That was before the time
of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
Taken according to directions, this standard
remedy will cure o9 per cent. of all cases of
consumption. Consumption is disease of
the blood. 1t used to be considered a dis
ease by itself 1t is not 1t is caused and
fostered by iinpurity in the blood. Purify
the blood and restore the healthy action to
the various organs of the body and con-
sumption will be cured. 1t is by weakness
and loss of vitality in the blood It is cured
by purity and richness of the blood-surely.
certainly cured. Those who have consurup.
ton or any lingering bronchial, throat OF
lung disease, and those who are on the road
to them, have positive remedy at hand,
Any condition of the body that indicates
weakness, any indication of impurity in the
blood, should be attended to at once. Loss
of appetite, loss of flesh, loss of vitality,
nervousness, weakness and unnatural wear
mess, are indications that the body is run
ming down. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery makes the appetite good, the di-
gestion strong. 1t builds up solid, healthy
flesh and vigorous strength Thousands of
people have testified that it has really saved
their lives. Some of these testimonials.
together with hundreds of things that ev.
erybody ought to know about health and
sickness and medicine, have been embod-
led in DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Med.
ical Adviser" This 1908 page medical
work, profusely illustrated, will be sent free
on receipt of 2I one-cent stamps to cover
cost of mailing only. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
Some "Degenerates."

ga degenerate" said the theatrical
manager slowly, when the subject came
up for discussion, lis pass fend. The
terms are synonymous and interchange
able"
"Not at ALL" returned the newspaper
man. "A degenerate is man who repu-
dates his own interview when he realizes
that his views look moro radical in print
than when spoken"
"Youre both wrong" put in the tina.
chine politician" "a degenerate is a
man who sells his vote moro than once in
one election"
The street railroad man shook his head
1.-The woman who stands on the wrong
crossing" he said tersely.
''Tho average poet, " interjected tho pub
Usher, with conviction.
"The professional juryman and some
judges" said the lawyer
"All children" suggested the bachelor.
"The landlord who makes no repairs ex-
cept to get new tenant" asserted the
tenant.
'The tenant that is always breaking
things" retorted the landlord.
..'The walking delegates" said the man
ufaCturer.
''The capitalist, or any one who makes
money and keeps it," returned the labor
agtator
1.-The nonbuying shopper" said the dry
goods merchant.
'Servants-that u.s. some of them," put
in the housewife.
1.-THE crook backed bicyclist," asserted
tho driver.
"Teamsters and all people who insist on
using the streets or any portion of them,
even the crossings" replied the scorcher.
"Neighbors, and especially those with
Children said the apartment house ten,
ant.
1.-THE senate!" cried stranger.
Fright you are!" responded all the rest
in unison. Chicago Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
SPRING.

All winter through sat alone,
Doors barred and windows shattered fast,
And listened to the winds faint moan
And ghostly mutterings of the past,
And in the pauses Of the rain,
Mid whispers of dead sorrow and SIM
Love tapped upon the window pane.
had no heart to let him in.
But now, with spring, my doors stand wide,
My windows let delight creep through:
hear the skylark sing outside;
see the crocus, golden new.
The pigeons OH my window sill,
Winging and wooing, firt and iout;
Now Love must enter if he will;
have no heart to keep him out.
New York Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
A Genuine inspiration.

"When do you expect to have another
inspiration for poem, Mr. LanguidY'
said the admiring young woman.
II have one now, was the prompt re-
Spouse.
"Oh, isn't that nice! Would you mind
telling me what the inspiration is9 1 hope
it is powerful one."
"It is. One of the strongest have had
for some time. It's an offer from an editor
Of So per stanza. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Mothers will find hamberlain's Cough
Remedy especially valuable for Group and
whooping cough. 1t will give prompt
relief and is safe and pleasant. We have
sold it for several years and it has never
failed to give the most perfect satisfac-
tion.-G. W. Richardson, Duquesne, Pa
Sold at Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Young mothers dread the Summer
months on account Of ths great mortality
among children, caused by bowel troubles.
Perfect safety may be assured those who
keep on hand Do Wits Colo 4 Cholera
cure, and administer II promptly. For
cramps, bilious colo, dysentery and
diarrh@a, II affords instant relief
Newton Drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
UnfeelinR Brute.

Mother of the Only Baby on Earth
Aren't you going to kiss him, George?
Brother of the Mother, etc.-Why not
stick pin in him? He'll howl Just as
loud for that as he would for me kissing
m.-Indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

One Minute is the standard time, and
One Minute Cough Cure is the standard
preparation for every form of cough OF
cold. It is the only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
Reduced Rates to l,olorado.

Effective June l, 1896, the Santa Fe route
will place on sale tickets to Denver at the
rate of $3.50; Colorado Springs, $685.;
Pueblo, $21.05. Reduced rates to all
other points in Colorado, these tickets
will be sold daily from June to October
81, good to return at any time up to and
including Nov. IL, 1896. For particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
H. 8. Lutte, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
GEO. I. NICHOLSON, g. p. A.,
Chicago, I'll.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

The cure of rheumatism has often taxed
medical skill, but its prevention has been
very easy by an occasional use of Sim
mons Liver Regulator. Hkesps the liver
we'll regulated and the system free from
poison. Therein is the secret of health.
II have used it for years for indigestion
and coasti2stion, and also found IL gives
one relyu lfOm touch of rhsuma tism. )"
IN. Hughes, Lordsburg, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
THE GRAMMAR OF MATRlMONY.
DEFINITIONS.

Pronoun-Anything that stands for q
man-e. g., dude, octogenarian, etc.
Adjective-Word that qualities man
Q. g., rich, poor, handsome, homely, etc.
Verb-There is but one worth consider
ing-i. e., to love. Neg, to love not.
Adverb-Anything that qualities "to
love'-e. g., "madly, passionately, fond
ly, or mot little Bit
reposition-Anything that introduces
a noun. N. B.-If the noun introduced Is
proper noun, you are under obligations
to the proposition. If common noun
you are not.
Conjunction-"Y es'' or no." as the
case may be.
DECLENSIONS.
There are two-proper and improper.
Proper-Ah, no, I do not love you and l
cannot marry you, but will be sister to
you.
Improper-What, marry you? Not on
your tintype. Go chase yourself, young
Teller.
CoNJUGATIONS.
Future-A husband that is to be.
Future perfect-A satisfactory husband
that is to be.
IreSenG-4 our husband OF To-Day.
1mperfect-The husband you are think
ing of getting divorce from.
Past-The husband who has gone to
that bourne from which no traveller re-
turns.
Past definite-The husband from whom
you have been divorced.
Past indetinite-The husband who went
away ten years ago and whose present
whereabouts are unknown.
NUMBER.
Plural-Married.
ingular-Unmarried
GENDER.
Masculine-A man or woman who
wears boomers.
Feminine-Woman who wears skirts. -
Tom Hall in Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
The Latest Fad.

IT think I'll run for president"
"You?"
Certainly. Why notl'
"There's absolutely no possibility OF
your being elected"
"Of course not, but that's true of nearly
all the candidates and I don't see why /
haven't as much right to run as the rest
of them. 1t seems to be a fad this year. -
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,

lEOhN1A AMI M AlCO EAHhESS,
Trains No. l and carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-.
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Psso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines divergiug. For further particulars
call on any agent of the Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
g. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. a, Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
Seems as il con.

Seems as if Ton.
S II IN ton always
picks out the bright.
est and best. Maybe
it isn't SO. Maybe it
Sc c III S so because
consumption is the
most frequent of all
diseases. Consump-
ton kills more peo-
pie than wars or
Cholera or Yellow
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

A. L. Wooster, Il prominent citizen of
Osseo, Mich, after suffering excruciating-
ly from piles for twenty years, was cured
in short time by using DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, an absolute cure for all
skin diseases. More of this preparation
ia used than all others combined. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
The Supreme Ordeal.

Nothing will sooner make a mans eyes
shoot fire, his brain whirl and his heart
flop up against his palate than to lose his
balance on his available leg while trying
to stow the other away in his dual gar
menture. Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
Result of Culture.

II can hardly understand what Miss
Awthere says. She seems 20 have some
impeachment in her speech"
ooh, no, not at ALL She's an elocu-
ZIONIST. Detroit News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

When the Swallows HOmeward Fly
People begin to ask themselves, "Where
shall I spend the summer" An ocean
voyage, an inland jaunt, or coastwise
trip, which shall it bef In either case,
one of the most useful travelling COM
panions, one that never fails in an emer-
gency to which 1T is adapted, is Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, which remedies sea
sickness, nausea, headache, biliousness
and malarial complaints. Dyspepsia,
rheumatism, nervousness and kidney
trouble are also remedIed by the great
Alternative and preventive. Tourists by
sea and land, mariners, emigrants and
western pioneers all testify to it's defen-
slve and remedial efficacy. Bodily and
mental fatigue are counteracted by it, ar d
1t prevents maladies which would other
wise be brought on by exposure. No one
should start on summer outing without
1t. 1t is the most genial and reliable of
summer tonics, and suits the most fas-
tidious palate.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
National Session Jr. 0. u. A. NJ, Den

Vet, COZ, june TO 70 20, 1915,
For the above occasion the Santa Fe will
place on sale tickets to Denver and return
at one fare plus 30 ($l9.s0) for the round
trip. Dates of sale June IA and Is, good
for return passage until June 20 or 25.
These tickets will be extended to July Is,
1896, if SO desired by the holder, for par
ticulars call on agents of the Santa Fe
route. H. s. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
G. I. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.,
Chicago, Ills.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
o Hours

Saved between Santa Fe and the Missouri
river by taking the Santa Fe Route, the
only line running through without change
giving perfect and reliable service.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
Useful Suggestton,

Tommy-Where's the Sunday school les.
son this morningY
His Sister, don't remember.
Tommy-If had memory like yours,
think I'd take 1t out once in awhile and
exercise it.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
So Kind.

Mrs. Charitus-What will you send with
the Rev. Mr.. Tuffun when he goes as mis-
sionary to the oannibal islands,
Mrs. Cynicus-A chatting dish and a
bottle Of walnut sauce.-New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Did you ever think how readily the
blood is poisoned by constipation Bad
blood means bad health and premature
old age. DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills, overcome obsti-
nate tipation. Newton's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
Her Disappointment.

Mrs. East-And what did you think of
Mr.. Inkwell, the novelist?
Mrs. West-Why, his clothes are SO very
old fashioned! And understood that he
was celebrated for his style.-Brooklyn
Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05
A Domestic Expose.

"Mamma, why don't women take of
their hats in churchf"
Because, child, their husbands are not
there to tell them when they get their hats
on straight. "-Chica0o Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Eight hundred thousand francs $780,.
0O0) have been given to the Paris Acade.
my of Medicine by Nine. Audriffred, the
income to be paid yearly to the man that
discovers specific remedy for consump.
ton, whether Frenchman or foreigner
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Passenger Ito the trainboy)-You prob.
ably did not know, when you put this
book in my lap, that was the author.
Train boy-Did you write that book
Passenger did.
Train-boy-Then you had better keep
mig hty quiet about it. just sold copy
to the man back of you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Flossie, have you joined any new 30.
cieties lately?
Oh, yes; and it's lovely organization.
It's the Universal Sisterhood of the Uni
versal Brotherhood of Man.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier resid-
ing at Monroe, Mich, was severely af-
flicted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. He says: "At times
my back would ache SO badly that could
hardly raise up. If I had not gotten re-
lief would not be here to write these few
lines. Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
me great deal of good and feel very
thankful for it," For sale at Ire]and's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-05

Sir, said the man with the long-tailed
coat of shiny appearance, you said in
your issue of the paper this morning that
blood flowed like water.
Well? asked the wearied editor of the
BuRle.
You are in error, sir-in error. How
can blood flow like water when it is a
proverbial fact that blood is thicker than
water? Answer me that, now.