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Evening journal., 1896-09-12
Schedule In effect July 18th, 1895

Schedule in effect July 10Th, 1895.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON, DELLA
WARE AVENUE. EAST-BOUND.
Ali trains Illuminated with PintscA
SEW Sew YORK. week days. ssOs .71H
III D. m. Sundays, 's.Os. 's.4s. 'l1z5 n m.i
'i5fi 'Pi5fAi1IXDELPHIA, 19iS1 i.fSi A. , CHESTNUT sE
sgTATiON' q IA, week days saOs 6.55,, Sc
sl.Ss. SIS, 10. IL p. m. sundays. .s.0s. 7.4
$50, '9.4s, ;25 a; M; 1920 2.5o, 's.2S. A55s
81 sS9 ia '4;9s ,siT S75 TO- III P P,T NJ rrp,,
NAL, week days, s5.0s, '7.l5. 1881 a. ms
IL p. m: Sundays, 'S.Os a. m; III p: m.
y TEsrsH II Eso q * %sss ss5 Hags sSS ~ mo- s
'2.29, ESQ 400, t5Sz $50, s7.S9. S.25. 10, II D.
m. sundays, 'S.0s, $50, $50. sn:25 a. m;
20; 25O, 'sH, 80. 's.sz, $50, 'ISs. S25,
All ssNiiC CITY. weekdays, -715 4s.a
:. - m; 1921, y 20 D. m. Sundays 73O a. m;
oAPE MAY. week days. s7l5 a. m; ian
2ss p. m. sqadsgys; yghg&; ( Ij9SYnn s9 f. m
BALr1MoRE 0 AND ND = WASHINGTON.
'l255. '2;07, 2.54, '4:0S, ass. SIS, g. '9.15
!ia 5g a. 50 Sundays: s9 y 80 90 ,S% a. M
BALTIMORE AND WAY STATIONS,
daily, l.02 q: M; 2.54 .. m.
l6s. SIS ,i siloS e's~ q. me- :iS55 0 "a .ios,
ss5S, 7O5, g, s9Ib LIZ D. m. Sundays,
40, l02, 'S.S a. m; 'lz5b, z54, 'Abs. 7.O6.
PfiT BURa-weskdsys-sls p. m. SUM-
days. IS D. N.
CINCINNATI AND 'sT. LOUIS. daily.
NJ new oRLEANs AND MEMPHIS via
Through sleepers Washington 20 Memphis
siNGBRLY ACCOMMODATION rssY
a z m Etru
days days 762 M a. a. M m: 2s7 7 7o5 D. .'iT m y ~ "'
LANDENBERG ACCOMMODATION
week days, 7o2, lO.H a; m; 2.54. ass ,. n
Leave MARKET sT. STATION.
NEW YORK. week days, $50 n. m.
PHILADELPHIA, week days. 't.5s =
BkLTfMoRE. week days. Gu n MI
'IIkNDENBERa ana WAY CITATIONS
week days, $50, 1O.0 a. M; $50, E.ie p. m
sundeys, $50 a; m; 6:20 ?. m.
NbT tEAEF SF. 5THTf6NE sTHETH6PE1eaEA FdR wrSaTS SGaaTTSsT
TON, week days. $50. 500 ssfs, ITO
.s:l5. $50, .lo.ss l1.so a. m; .l2.2O. 'i.ss
.7.25. 81 40. 1OiO. 1l.s5 D. M Sundays, $40
g ss.l5, 9 1i,so q. M; '12.2o, 'iss, L5e, 'Ia
lso, s. '7.25, $50, 1910. u;s5 p: N:
1IINAL, week days, 'S.2O, s75I a "a; s1Ia
n. sundays, $50. 'I.st a N
Telephone Ne. ia3.
Rates 70 WeEtsrs points lever tAsH via
any other line.
q. o. sCULL General Passenger kcsaS
" NJ. GREENE Gene-al Manager.
"A, iLMi-,elOr AM - nIHr.aN lAlI.-
~ ROAD Timetahiein effect June 26 lSp6,
Trains loave Wilmington. French street
station, for & Junction, MOntchanin,
| Winterlhur, Guyencourt. GranoQue, COssart.
I Chefds' Ford Junction, FOcOpaon, West
| Chester, j mhreville, Murtouviile Cnefeevflle
day, at Z 10 \ m. . 10 sos snd 9 o. o. m. sum
| day only At 08 ~ 2.lO. 4.05 and 100 D. M.
| For WAY neBburg Junction, Springfield and
| intermediate stations, daily. except sunday,
| II 10 n, ~, 2.lV and 49 ]. M. Sundays only
- sos IN. Nnd 2. 10. 4 .05 y. N.
For Joanna. BIZ sborn. keadiaR and inter-
ns-iiate stati0ns. daily, except Sunday, at
Z 10 a. IN. and 2.l0 p. N. Sunday only At SOS
10 ana 10 p. m
A. 9. McilAUsI AND. superintendent y
tOWfhes BRIGGS. Gen. Passenger AEsD =
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
CABLE REPAIRS IN A STORM.
STEAMSHIP ARAGO, WITH 100
CABLE CONSTRUCTORS ABOARD.
MEETS SERIOUS TROUBLE.

The steamer Francois Arago, dyingt the
tricolor of France, came up the Della
ware yesterday in distress and without
the second quartermaster Henry Du-
mot who was washed overheard DUR
ing a terrific storm, the vessel encoun-
tered in latitude $3.50 longitude n.
The Arago is engaged in the
work of repairing the Mackay-Ben-
nett cable, and it was while thus en-
gagged that she met with the storm
that crippled her gearing and sent Du-
mot to a watery grave. The steamer
passed up the Delaware yesterday, GO
ing to Cramps shipyard to be repair
ed. The Arago carries a contingent OF
400 cable constructors, beside her crew
of twenty.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
BRIDGE AND FITTINGS SWEPT
AWAY

1t was reported last evening that the
steamer Twickenham had put into the
Delaware Breakwater yesterday in a
badly damaged condition, the result of
being struck by hurricance while on
her way from Rosario. Cape Verdi Is
lands. She was in latitude 36.45 and
longitude 7O.5l when the storm arose
and the upper bridge and deck fittings
were swept away. The derricks were
washed overheard and the sails were
blown out
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
FuNERAL oF MIS- rAYIoR

The M. e. Church was nearly filed
yesterday afternoon with friends of
Miss Phoebe Taylor, who died after
only a few hours illness, at he resi-
dence of Mrs. II. r. Borie. Funeral
services were conducted by Rev. V. S.
Collins. Some fine floral designs
adorned the casket. The pail bearers
were Denney S. Smith, William b.
Raney, Frank Raney and James J.
Ryan, Jr. Interment was made at the
Presbyterian cemetery.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
To FIGHT TEN RouNps.

George RUSSELL having spent several
weeks in hard training will meet Al.
Wallen, of Dobbinsville in fistic en-
gagement for ten rounds in Whining
ton on Monday night While the men
will meet at catchweight, each will
weighh about 14S pounds. WaIen, who is
a new man in the ring, is said TO be a
remarkable smart fighter.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
LEFT FOR A WESTERN HOME.

Mrs. Fred Brown, who has been
spending some time in New Castle as
the guest of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert w. Wright, left for her home
in Toledo, o., last night. She was ac-
companied by her brother George
Wright, who has been appointed to a
position in the miii of which Mr..
Brown is foreman
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
pELEGATE ro AoH. coNvnNTloN

Tomorrow afternoon the state and
county convention of the Ancient Or
der of Hibernians will be held at
Hockessin. From Division No 8, the
delegates will be Francis Pagan, James
f. Dougherty, William w Gmlfoil,
James White. William S. Martin and
Bernard Rodgers. Tho New Castle
delegates will go TO Hockessin in
hacks.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
FARNHuRsTs GARpNER GoNE.

William T.. Barnett. the well-known
gardner at Farnhurst for the Delaware
State Hospital. left home to-day for a
two weeks trip awheel Mr. Barnett
will spend his vacation travelling
through Delaware, Maryland and Nir-
ginia He also intends 70 visit some
fair friends down the Peninsula.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
stoo REWARp. sfOo

The readers Of this paper win be
pleased TO learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease tnat science has been
able TO cure In an its stages and that is
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitu-
tional disease. requires a constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internaliv acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
thereby destroying the foundation of the
disease. and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and as
sitting nature I'm doing its work. The
prOprietOrs have so much faith i'm its
curative powers, that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that Il
fails TO cure Send for list of Testimon-
' +. j. CHEYNEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 15c.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
ePRoIAL NOrTuFs

BOYS WANTED.-TO SELL THE NEW
Castle Evening Journal. Apply at the
Evening Journal Office, No. II Court
House. Ono-half cent a copy to boys;
sells for ono cent
BOYS GET UP A ROUTE FOR THE
Now Castle Evening Journal You can
soon earn money enough TO buy a watch
or bicycle. Get them at the Now Castle
Evening Journal oHlce, No. II Court
House, one-half cent a COPY.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12

Ladies' Three-quarter Length
Sleeve-This stylish sleeve is the very
latest thing for thin Summer dresses
and fancy silk blouses. It is cut in one
piece and made up over a fitted lin
ing. The fullness is finely gathered
into the arm size and laid in tucks at
the lower edge. The novel flaring cuff
gives distinction to the sleeve.
20, 0,56l-Ladies' Three-quarter Length
Sleeve requires for medium size rs
yards material % inches, pa yards q
inches wide, or "A yards 36 inches
wide Lining required. q yard. Cut
in five sizes; 13 to 10 inches arm
measure, corresponding with 32, 81
36, 3S and 40 inches bust measure.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
DTTAWART DIVISION.

v
For New Castle, 8.13, Ills a. m.; H.tss
4.30, 615, 6.53, 951 p. m. and l2l0 night
For Lewes, S.13 a. m; AZ p. m.
Express for Dover, Harrington ana
Delmar. S13 1104 a. m; 4.T and 1156 D. M
For Harrington and way stations enlys
ESQ p. m.
Express for Wyoming, 65s D. m.
Express for Cape Charles, Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk, 1.O4 q. m. and u-bs
p. m.
For Rehoboth, SIS a. m. and Al .. M.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For New Castle, e.51 p. IN. ana lis
night
For Cape Charles, Old Point Csmfsrt
and Norfolk, 11.56 p. m.
For hiddletown, Clayton, Dover, Wy
oming FELTON,, Harrington, Bridgevillor
Seafords Laurel and Delmar, u.5e p. m.
CO Congressional Limited Express
trains, composed entirely OF Pullman
Nestibule ParlOr and Dining Cars. No
extra fare other than the usual Pullman
charge.
@ Limited express trains. composed OF
Pullman Veatibulo Parlor Cars, Vesti-
bule Passenger Coaches and Dining Car.
No extra fare.
For further Information passengers are
referred to the ticket agent at the Eta-
tiOn.
s. M. PROVOST, J. r. WOOD,
Gen. Manager. Gen Pass. Agent.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
RAILROADS.
sENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
Ths stsndard Railway OF America.

PROTECTED THROUGHOUT By THH
lNIEhLOSkING SWITCH AND
BLOCk SIGNAL SYSTEM.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
MAILs ARRIYE.

le.e0 a. m.-From Wilmington. Phlladol-
phla and the North. From Baltimore
and the South, From the Peninsula.
u.4O a. n.-From Wilmington. Philodel-
phla and the North: From Baltimore
and the South.
b.5 y. m.-From the Peninsula: From
Wilmington ana the North. From
Baltimore and the South.
O-2b p. m.-F'rOm Wilmington only, From
Baltimore and the South
NAILS CLOSE.
1000 n. m.-FOr Philadelphia and Will
mington; For the Peninsula; For Bal
tim0re and Washington.
lo.O q .m.--For philadelphia and Girls
Held, railway post office; For the PEN
lnsuia; For the North.
1900 D. m.-For wilmington, Philadelphia
and the North Fer the Penisula; For
baltimore and tho South. (No regis
tered mail sent south OF DoYer)
$40 p. m-For Wilmington, Philadelphia
and tho North; For Baltimore and the
South.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
1 STYLISH AND PRETTY SLEEVE

TO GET THIS PATTERN FILL OUT
THE COUPON AND SEND IT TO
THE EVENING JOURNALOFFICE
WITH TEN CENTS.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
rnR THn anuTH.

sleepers to New Orleans, Memphis, Tam
pa Ashevillo and Hot Springs.
Atlantic Coast LhIe.-12.49 p. M, daily
sleepers to Port Tampa and Macon; u.bS
night, daily, sleepers to Jacksonville-
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
NEW CASTLE ADVERTISEMENTS

NEW CASTLE. sEprE nBER ~. 1890.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12

Milford is soon to have a new opera
house.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
m ETTECr JUNE y. 1sss.

WILMINGTON AND
BALTIMORE r. r.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12
TraIna Ieaua urIlrnIn.-.--- - -,1-.

Trains leave Wilmington as follows:
% 6or rh1e1edphla q sc sexpress), LOT, 255 40,
u.2S, II 45 a. M; '12.i6, 1877. 365 All. b,O2'
5.lO $50. 6.45, 707, 9.Os and S.l2 2. m. M
Accommodatlon, sos, 707, $40 11.O2 R.m,;
1913, 2S5, So2, 5.ls, 75O, and 1912 p. m.
For Chester (express), 1.57, 42O $50. 74z.
a.5Q. $40, S59 lVOoL 1.25, 11.45 a. m; LS7,
S.05, 500. SOS, 6.45, 7;0l and 900 pm.
a. m; 1913. 236 1852 IS, 7,5O and IO.42 pm.
For New YORK, l0L 25S. 420, $50, $50,
sos, ali, 500, $40. $50. 7o7. siS and and ioss Ios
For Boston without change. lois a m.
W Foo e'' West Chester, via Lamskin. $50
a. m. and $50 p. m.
For Newark Centor and intermediates
stations, 73S a. m. and 0.33 p. IN.
Baltimore and Washington. 4ss, Sol.
911. 1923, and 11.O0 a. m; 1905, 2.49. '1.ll,
l50, 356 5.2s, 1905, 100. IA. $40 p. M and
Baltimore ana intermediate stations,
2.4l, 44S, 6.O8 p. M, lAOo night
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street. for
| Wilmington (express), $50, 10, Us, S.3l,
! S46. 4Oi AL. SOS, $50. $50. 6.17, t55, 7.5s,
| lilo, Ills p. m. and lzO0 night.
| Accommodation, 625, 7.S0. 9.12, 1885 am. I;
123, SIG. 40S, 444, 6.25, S.SS, 1O.OS, and llSs
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For Philadelphia (express), l57. 155, 80,
$50. S.55, 9.sS, 10.05, 11.45 a. M; 11, s.O5,
0.02 0.56, 1.O1, IZ0, yO6 and g.lZ y. m.
| Accommodation, 7.03, 8.4 a. m; LOS,
1.40, 40, 5.1S, and 1912 p. m;
l For Chester (express), 1.57, 40, S.60, 8.55,
1906, 11.45 a. m, LS7, 3.05, 5.02. 55s, 7.W and
Accommodation, 7OS, G1l q. M; r.O5.
1.4O, 40, 5.1S, 7.2S, and 1912 p. m.
For New York, 1.57, 2.55, 40, 7.0S, $50,
933, 1905, 1145 a. m. 1S7 s.0o, 40, b.O2, b.5e.
707. 912 and 1912 p. m.
For Boston, without change, b.6s p. N.
For West Chester, via Lamokin. 6.5t
| a. m. and 515 y. m.
Baltimore and Washington, 4u, Sol
1923 a. M: 1906, 12.49, l50, SIS, ess.06, 7.1
$40 p. m. and 1858 night.
Baltimore and intermediato stations
SOS p. m, 1900 night.
Wilmington (express), $50, 40, 11S a. m.
1900, LIZ. AL sos, 6.55, 75s, s.s5. lilo, ILL
/ p. N. and 1906 night
1890. 2O5, $40. S.SS, 10.03 and u-R p. n.
Evening journal., 1896-09-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY take
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Drug
gists refund money n it fails to cure. 25c.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
BrOwnlOw at a Distance.
ATHENS, TENN, March IS. 1896.

hihhNo, hNN', muTCn 10, 1910,
EDITOR HERALD AND TRIBUNE-After
mingling a week or two with the manv
friends of old Athens and talking poll.
tics in II general way, l find the race for
Congress in the First District spoken Of
with no little interest. l thought you
would like to know just how the feel
ings of the good, loyal thinking people
of old McMinn County is in regard to
the race. One of the leading citizens
says it looks as though the people of
the First District have at last gotten
their eyes open to the man they need to
represent them and that is Hon. W. p.
Brownlow, another says with "a Repub.
lican President and w. p. Brownlow
from the First District and the great in
fiuence he has with the be stmen of the
country; the good that will be done
not only in the First District, but to
the entire State is untold. The people
down here in general say Rrownlow
ought to go to Congress, since they
know what he has done for East Ten
nessee, and If he is made a member of
Congress he will be worth thousands
of dollars to East Tennessee. So push
the battle to the gate and send Hon.
W. P. Brownlow to Congress.
ONE or THE Boys.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
A Promising New. Potato.

One of our most promising new pota-
tatoes is Maule's Thoroughbred. This
variety belongs to the Rose class. A
test of IL at the Ohio station gave a
yield of 1857 bushels to the acre, while
several private growers report nearly
equally good returns with only average
care 1t is too early as yet to determine
the true value of the variety, but it
might pay those who are able to expert
ment to give it a fair trial, 1t is well
to remember in determining the value
of a potato that quality, time of matu,
rity, shape, color and keeping quail
ties, as we'll as tho yield, must be con
sidered.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
Marvellous Results.

From a letter written by Rev. j. Gun
derman, of Diamondale, Mich, we are
permitted to make this extract: Il
have no hesitation in recommending
DR.. Kings New Discovery, as the re-
suits were almost marvellous In the
case of my wife. While / was pastor
OF the Baptist Church at Rives juno
ton she was brought down with pneu-
monia succeeding the grip. Terrible
pfoxysms of coughing would last
hours with little interruption and it
seemed as if she could not survive
them. A friend recommended DR..
Kings New Discovery; it was quick
in its work and highly satisfactory in
results" Trial bottles free at f.. E.
Rritton's drug store. Regular size SOC
and 81.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
Banner Mans Tribute.

Bill Nye is dead. A gentler, nobler,
sweeter character never lived. Peace
to his ashes; and bright, forever bright,
be the sunbeams that sport and play
above his grave. The world is brighter,
happier, better for his living in it. Oh,
may some kind friend say that for me
when l say good night" for the last
time.
II Bill Nye ever did any harm in this
world, l don't know what it was. I
suppose, like all of us, he had his faults.
He had his failures and misfortunes.
For them, as for my own, l ask the for
giveness Of Almighty God.
l know nothing concerning his reli-
gion or his politics, and l care less.
No man should be measured by his
religious or political creed. They are
poor standards by which to Judge any
one. The history of the world shows
that mems religion and politics are
as often wrong as right.
One thing makes me admire him. He
was kind and loving to his family.
That speaks volumes in his favor. A
man who treats his family right de.
serves to go to heaven, if he does not
believe in anything; but he who fails
in this one particular, deserves the
everlasting fires of hell, ever if he pro-
fesses to believe all the religious creeds
in the world. That's my doctrine.
Bill Nye always made people smile.
Not a tear did he ever cause to fall
from a single eye. He believed in hap
piness, Joy and love. He believed in
laughter, not in signs. Life to him
was a poem, not a funeral dirge. How
many hearts has he cheered, how MANY
burdens has he lifted. With the magic
OF his humor he has painted a smile on
the face of Despair and dimpled the
cheek of melancholy with joy. He has
dried the tears Of the oppressed and
bound up the wounds Of the broken
hearted. He has caused flowers to
spring up and bloom in the human
heart where only noxious weeds would
terminate. Across the horizon of sor-
row he has stretched the seven hued
rainbow of joy.
His was a grand, a noble mission
to make people laugh. He was a
greater man than Napoleon. The
man OF destiny" conquered empires
and trampled crowns in the dust, but
in doing so, he walked on bleeding
hearts, shattered lives and ruined
homes. To some his jokes may have
appeared light and frivolous, but al.
ways taught some valuable lesson. His
c%aricatures of humanity may have
seemed ridiculous, but they were true.
de occupied a unique position in
American literature, which will be
hard to fill. Many a heart which has
been cheered by his humor, will regret
his departure.
Yea, Bill Nye is no more. He has
reached the end of his journey, and
said farewell" He was young in
years, but had lived longer than a
great many men of three score and ten.
Let us hope and pray that be has
reached that land where there are no
tears, no sorrow, no night, no gloom,
no death; nothing but smiles and hap
pines and laughter and joy, forever
and forever. Banner Man, in Rural
Retreat Times.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25

Hon. Roderick Random Butler, of
East Tennessee, will be sixty six years
old next month. Judge Butler says:
IF my time were to go over, l would
attend to my profession and nothing
else; | would never 90 into politics;
there is no money in it; it is a dogs
life; the politician is a pack horse for
everybody, has to go everybody's Sc
curity and neglect his priv tie affairs"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25

for clean men.-Rev. L. w. Crane,
Methodist, Ottowa, Canada.
DANCING.
Nine tenths of New York's fallen
women took their first step in the ball
room, and our own avenue Of shame
and death in this city is recruited very
largely from the ball rooms. These are
simply the statistics of police. Any.
thing so pernicious as this should be
frowned upon by the best people of the
community. 1t a not be rescued; it
is hopelessly in league with sin. Why
should men and women ever take an
attitude to the sound of music which
would be u%nbecoming in the absence
of music? A mighty invention of sin
is the dance.-Rev. DR.. Thoburn Meth
odist, Duluth, MINI,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
stomach Trouble and Other Ailments,

CHRISTIE, Tenn, 1867 have been
afflicted with stomach trouble and fe.
male troubles for twenty years. Seven
years ago my entire system gave away
and my nerves became very weak. l
was doctored by physicians without
benefit, and finally began taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla. l have taken ten
bottles and my health and strength
have been greatly improved"
Mrs. MARY T. EARLY.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
Electric Bitters,

Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for
any season. but perhaps more gener.
ally needed, when the languid, exaust.
ed feeling prevails, when the liver is
torpid and sluggish and the need of a
tonic and Alternative is felt. A prompt
use of this medicine has often averted
long and perhaps fatal bilious fevers.
No madeline will act more surely in
counteracting and freeing the system
from the malarial poison. Headache,
indigestion, constipation and dizziness
yield to Electric Bitters. zoe and 81
per bottle at F. E. Britton's drug store.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills.

Crummer-That is the poet Lath-
erbrush. He is a great advocate of pu.
rity. Gilleland-I dom remember see.
ing any of his work. Crummer-You
certainly must. He writes soap adver.
tisements. Chicago Record.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25

what are you doing therep" ex.
claimed the irate parent, as he sudden
ly opened the parlor door and found
William in the act Of kissing his daugh.
ter. killing microbes, sir" was
Williams ready response.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25

She-Why do you start sop He
Did I understand you to say that your
father is failingY She-Physically, l
meal He (settling back)-Oh, all
right. l was afraid it was something
serious.-Pick Me Up.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25

Employer-Why did you take a
whole day off yesterday? You only
asked for a half holiday. Clerk-But
you yourself have always told me
never to do anything by halves. Phil
adelphia Record.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1896-03-25

Out of weakness comes strength when
the blood has been purified, enriched
and vitalized by Hoods Sarsaparilla.