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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Now is the time to provide. your
self and family with a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and a
Diarrhoea Remedy as a safeguard
against an attack Of bowel complaint
during the summer months. 1t costs
but rs cents and is almost sure to be
needed before the sHmmer is over.
This remedy never fails, even in the
most severe cases, and is in tact the
only preparation that can always be
depended upon. When reduced with
water is it pleasant to take. For sale
by R. c. Hardwick,. druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
A woman's headache NAV come

A woman's headaches may come
from several causes. She may have a
headache arising from nervousness, or
from digestive disturbances. Nine
cases in ten, her headaches come from
disorders peculiar to her sex. 1t may
show itself in symptoms which are
characteristic of a dozen disorders.
Thousands of times women have been
treated for the wrong disorders. Dr..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription was
compounded for the sole purpose of
relieving woman kind of these ills
and pains. Thousands of women
have testified that after taking treat
ment from several physicians without
benefit, the "Favorite Prescription"
cured them completely and quickly.
1t has been in use for over thirty
years, and has an unbroken record of
success.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
AMERICANS IN ENGLAND.
Why Queer Opinions About Us Are
Formed by the English.

" 80 to''S''
The writer was travelling in Eng
land last year and was going from
Lichfeld to Coventry, when two
Americans, a man and his wife, en-
tered the compartment, says the
New York Sun. They had taken
the wrong train number Of
hours earlier, owing, as they in
sisted, to the guards fault, and had
lost good deal of time and money
thereby As a consequence they
were not in particularly good
humor, and things English were
with great unanimity hateful to
them. Particularly did they con-
denim and upbraid the railway sys-
tenn. They paid their compliments
in succession to the station arrange
ments, the baggage system-or lack
of it--and then the passenger
coaches of different classes. They
did not recognize their fellow pas
sengers as Americans, so carefully
explained the difference in systems.
why" said the man, ''the idea
O. havin' frst-class an second-class
an third. class! You bet we don't
have nothin' O that sort in American
mo, sirr echoed his wife.
"We wouldn't put up with any
thing like thatl Why, when l want
to go anywhere on the train ! can
sit in any seat l want to, and the
president of the United States, may
be, II be sittin' right alongside o
mep
There was q vivid picture in the
minds of his hearers of the president
hobnobbing with the irate fellow pas
senger, swapping stories and cigars
in the smoker, sharing his lunch
basket or taking coffee and sand
wiches in his company at the lunch
counter. Had they been English
they would have had a most peculiar
idea of American customs.
The writer was telling this story
to an American friend he ran across
in London not long afterward, and
was marveling much that he should
have been mistaken for an English
man, when the friend smiled.
That reminds me-" said he, "of a
young fellow l ran across down on
the Isle of Wight. We were to-
gether a whole day very nearly and
l supposed he was English, for he
had all the earmarks, clothes, figure,
accent and everything Finally the
conversation drifted to politics and
gave him an elaborate explanation of
cur entire political system, to which
he listened politely and, as thought,
with interest.
Now l said, finally, 7 am a re-
publican, but under the circum-
stances I describe I should vote the
democratic ticket.
YES he said quietly, I have
always voted the democratic ticket
myself
II stared at him.
'Why-where are you from?' I
demanded.
" Philadelphia, he said.
81 didn't know whether to kick
him or kick myself"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
sasslng His Grace of Argyll.

The old duke of Argyll has been
thrice married and has had in all
IL children. Despite these statistics
he lately addressed homily to
his tenantry on the immoderate
size OF their families, saying that they
could not expect to be prosperous
when they had 30 many children to
support. This excited the anger of
some north country dame, who
promptly retorted: 1--WE may haze
done weel for our country, but hard
ly so well as your grace"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier
residing at Monroe, Mich, was severe
ly afflicted with rheumatism but re-
ceived prompt relief from pain by
using Chamberlain Pain Balm. He
says: cat times my back would ache
so badly that / could hardly raise up.
If had not gotten relief | would
not be here to write these few lines.
Chamberlain Pain Balm has done
me great deal OF good and | feel
very thankful for it." For sale by X.
G. Hardwick, druggist. -9
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
Think Well of Wilhelm.

CAMERON negroes have a high
opinion OF Kaiser Wilhelm. At a
feast recently one described him as
follows: 'The emperor is the wisest
and most powerful man in the world.
He sees the treasures in the middle
of the earth and has them brought
forth. He spans the world with iron
threads, and as soons as he touches
them them his words travel over
space. He has steamships that sail
on dry land. When a mountain
stands in his way he bores a hole
through it; if a river bars his prog
ress he builds a street in the air.
Though the emperor is richer than
all other men he has only one wife;
and though his wife is the most
beautiful woman on earth he had not
to pay anything for her"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
Think They Have a Clnch.

Henry Campbell, of Clay Center,
Kan, thinks that he has a lead-pipe
cinch on something good when the
next president takes Office, provided
a republican is elected. He is a sec
ond cousin of both Mckinley and
Allison. Frank Flenniken, Of To-
peka, Kan, also claims some sort Of
relationship with these two candi-
dates
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
A sound Liver Makes a wen Man.

Are you bilious, constipated or
troubled with jaundice, sick head
ache, bad taste in mouth foul breath,
coated tongue, dyspepsia, indiges.
ton, hot dry skin, pain in back and
between thu shoulders, chills and fe-
yer, etc. If you have any OF these
symptoms, your liver is out of order,
and your blood is slowly being
poisoned, because yonr blood does
not act properly. Herbine will cure
any disorder of the liver, stomach or
bowels. 1t has DO equal as a liver
medicine. Price IS cents. Free
trial bottle at r. G. Hardwick's drug
store.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
Women for Prompters.

1t has been demonstrated that
women prompters' voices are more
distinct on the stage, and are less
audible in the auditorium, than
mems voices.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
DISEASES OF THE SKIN.

The intense itching and smarting Incl
dent to eczema, letter, salt-rheum, and other
diseases ofthe skin is instantly allayed by
applying Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment. Many very bad cases have been
permanently cured by it. 1t is equally
efficient for itching piles and a favorite rem
edy for sore nipples; chapped hands, chill
blains, frost bites, and chronic sore eyes.
For sale by druggists at % cents per box.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

It is safe to assume that when Sec
rotary Morton returns from the West
he will be prepared to observe few
more observations. ...
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
An Old Paper.

Founded by Cardinal Wiseman and
Daniel O'Connell in 1886, the Dublin
Review is about to celebrate its six
tieth anniversary.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

When Baby was sick, we CAV. her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

The woman who hesitates is invited
to send Il one.cent stamps to cover
cost of mailing a copy Of Doctor
Pierce's Common sense Medical Ad-
wiser, which contains plain, clear in.
formation about all of the organs of
the human body and their functions.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Tammany and the State DemocI acy
are in each others embrace, and En-
gage ! in spooning in the most affec-
tionate manner.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
nr. Ko,loel. n Na.hrinl.

Regular Graduate and Registered Phyeiclhn .
Formerly Assistant Surgeon q. s. Navy. after
ward Post Surgeon u 8. Army, and later
years experience as physician at hot Springs
Ark Endorsed by the Encvc op9d a Britain
ica,' Vol X, page 1885, the Largest and most
important work in the world" beingin TWEEN
ty-fve volumes, each the size OF large church
Bible. He IS noted as the discoverrr OF the
active principals OF gelseminum. a specific tor
neuralgia Of the face and womb. lures ca
tarrh, Syphilis. Lost Manhood and General
Debility. The Doctor has been over the world
and has MADE any cures given up by other
physicians. VendJms Building.
The esteemed Detroit Tribune is
clamoring for the "wise middle
ground on the financial question.
According to the gentlemen at the
extremes there is no such grounds
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Possibly Congress will become SO
thoroughly satuated with that tired
filled cheese feeling that it will hasten
adjournment.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

The esteemed Chris Mages' coptin-
ues to issist that Mr., Quay simply ex-
ecuted sneak under the Canton
canvass. .. Ess
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Fast trains from East, North and
West to Florida via the great Plant
System. Write B, W. Wrenn, P. u
NJ, Savannah, Ga, for folders and
general literature.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Warner Miller proposes to exchange
one slightly-used fall outside of the
breast-works for terminal facilities at
the pie counter.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

A party with "yaller dorg" cinch
seldom gets along without friction in
its own nominating conventions.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

The cotton crop report for the
Memphis district shows an increase d
average of % per cent. Zoo
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
NOTICE.

WANT every man and woman in the United
States interested in the Opium and Whisky
habits TO have one of my books on these die
eases. Address B. M. Woolley, Atlanta, Ga,
Box 5e2, and one will be sent you free.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

There appears to be slight dash
of free silver sentiment in the grave
clothes of the Maine Democracy.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Mr.. Brice has concluded that har-
mony in Ohio is not worth the price
marked on the tags.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

TryDr. Cady's Condition Powders, they
are Just what horse needs when in bad condi-
ion. Tonic, blood purifier and vermifuge.
Sold by R G. Hardwick, druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Homeseekersl Write B. W. Wrenn,
P. T, NJ, Plant System, Savannah,
Ga, for copy of the Plant Systems
Compendium of Reliable facts. 1t
will be of interest and value to you.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09
when You Take Your vacation

the most necessary article to have
with you latter your pocket book is a
bottle of Foley's Collie and Diarrh9a
Cure 1t is an absolute prevention or
cure Of all arrangements of the bow
els caused by a change of water. You
are likely to need it. For sale by G.
K. WHY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Mr.. McKinley's managers are be.
ginning to point with prize to his
"dignifed reticence." There are
great many d fferent ram IS for a
st lddle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

Kentucky shows every indication
of getting into the free silver push.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

1t looks as if Mr.. OIrey and Nr.
Lamont are the only mem pers of the
Cabinet who have their S ates with
them on the financial question.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-06-09

An increased beer tax right on top
of her street railway strike would be
rather hard on Milwaukee.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Tour of All Mexico.

Under escort of American Tourist
Association, Reau Campbell, Gen'l
Mgr. January 10Th and February 9th.
Sleeping and Dining Cars and special
baggage cars through all the tour
without change. More miles and
days in Mexico, more cities and towns
than ever offered. Tickets include
all expenses, sleeping and dining cars,
hotels, etc. Apply to any ticket agent
of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
railway, for further particulars.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Cashier Edward w. Decker.

Cashier Edward w. Decker.
The Minneapolis Tribune of De-
Gem Der 8, contains tha following &C.
count Of the promotion of a former
Austin boy. son OF J. S. Decker of
Austin township:
At meeting Of the directors Of the
Metropolitan bank, held yesterday, e.
W. Decker, assistant cashier, was
elected cashier, to take the place Of
R. Gaylord, who has resigned to en-
gage in other business. Mr.. Decker
was also elected a director Of the
bank. The position Of assistant
cashier will not be filed for the pres
ent. Mr.. Decker has been with the
Metropolitan bank for about a year
and a half. For over eight years he
was connected with the Northwestern
National Bank. The officers of the
Metropolitan bank now are J. T. Wy.
man. president; Judge j. I. Best, vice
president; E. w. Decker, cashier.
Praise for the Model Tailoring Co.
The following unsolicited letter re.
Gently received by the Model Tailor
ing Co. of this city is a deserved testi-
monial to their artistic work. The
letter is from E. L. Brooks, travelling
for Warren, Fuller & Co., wall paper,
New York:
W1NoNA, Mimi, Nov. %, 1896.
To The Model Tailoring Co.,
Austin, MINI.
GENTLEMEN: The suit you made
for me arrived at Winona Thursday
a. m. 1t is perfect in fit and work
manship. l have always regarded
tailoring as an art. Your cutter is
certainly entitled to the name artist.
AS VIM. Morris says "art made for the
people, by the people. is pleasure to
the maker and user alike"
Yours Truly.
E. L. BROOKS.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Special Holiday Sale.

Special holiday sale at the Bargain
Store from now until Christmas:
Couches worth $3.50, sale $500.
Secretaries worth $500, sale $1,000.
Lounges worth 5000, sale $3.50.
Rockers werth So. 90, sale $2.1O.
Sideboards worth $500, sale s11 90.
Children's Rockers worth s. %, sale
$l.53.
Bed Room Suits worth $4,000, sale
$24.OO.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Married..
DUGAW-SORENSON.

DUGAW-SORENSON.
At his residence in Austin by Rev.
G. D. Belden, Wednesday afternoon,
Dec. 8, 1896, Henry Dugaw of Lans-
ing and Miss Agnes E. Sorenson, of
Blooming Prairie. They will reside
in the west part Of Lansing township,
five miles northwest of Austin. The
brides home is in this town, where
she has many friends blooming
Prairie Times.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
The d. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior to all Others.
Notice..

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Austin National Bank,
OF Austin, Mimi, will be held at their
banking house on Tuesday. January
r., 1897, at 4 O'Clock p. M, for the
purpose of electing five directors for
the year ensuing, and for such other
business as may properly come before
said meeting.
J. L. MITCHELL, Cashier.
Austin, Minn., Dec. 7, 1896.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16


ronto, Canada, in May, Geo. Taylor
and w. R. Terry.
The folio wing are the new officers
recently elected by the Order of Rail-
way Conductors: H. M. Warfield,
G. c.; VIM. Plummer, A. G. c.; Frank
Clay, Sen. c.; E. F. Dexter, Jr. c.;
G. J. Payne, I. S.; Peter Gallagher,
Q. S.; w. R. Terry, Secretary and
Treasurer; Delegates to Grand Lodge
Division to be held in Los Angeles,
Cal.,. In May, Frank Clay and W. R.
Terry.
Frank DeGroodt, son of James
DeGroodt of this city, died Wednes-
day from the effect of a surgical oper-
alton upon his kidneys. He was born
in Spring Valley April q, 1885, his
folks moving to this city about six
years ago. Deceased was boy of ex-
cellent disposition and habits and we
mourn his early decease. Funeral
services were conducted at the resi-
dence on Franklin street Friday after
noon by Rev. F. A. Cone.
Music Hall, in Hunkins' new
block on Bridge street, was opened
Friday evening in grand style. A
social hop was given by the c. J. and
o. P. d. club, in which fifty couples
participated. A large number of
others who had tickets also took the
occasion to see the convenient hall
and enjoy the promenade concert and
music by Schradle's orchestra. Music
Hall is a much needed i'm provement
for this city. -- H.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Austin Steam Laundry.

Patronize home institut tiOns and
have your laundry work done at the
Austin Steam Laundry in the highest
style of the art. No chemicals used.
Laundry delivered free of charge.
Give US trial. T. M. BURNHAM,
Proprietor.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Each Day

By Woodward freshly made, for
young and old who come to trade, fine
chocolate creams and bonbons pure.
The incest, sweetest, to be sure.
Candy kitchen rear of Opera House
Drug Store on Mill street.
H. L. WOODWARD,
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
Card of Thanks.

We desire to thank the friends and
neighbors who SO kindly assisted us in
the sickness and death CT our dear
son and brother and for the many
beautiful floral gifts.
r. MIR. AND MRS. J. DEGRooDT
AND FAMILY.
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
DRESS GOODS.

Every lady appreciates nice dress
pattern. We are showing a large
variety at Is per cent less than regu-
lar price.
Fine Damask Towels, knotted fringe,
24x44, regular value 35c, will oec
go for. ~
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
HANDKERCHIEFS,

10000 Ladies and Gents Handker-
chiefs at less than others ask for
them. Prices from 1c each up to 25c
EACH
Ladies' japanese Silk EN- broid- O.,
cred Handkerchiefs. .......... o.
Gents Japanese Silk Initial Handker-
chiefs in all initials, large size, reg
M alar price 9i os; 4oc while they last 7EC
Mower County transcript., 1896-12-16
What shall | get for Christmas

Every is asking themselves that question: We have
the largest line of sensible Holiday Gifts in the city, and
from until Christmas will offer Special Bargains in
Every Department..
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-02-02
THEY ELECT NEW OFFICERS
Old Settlers Meet and Decide to Hold Re-
union February FL.


The Old Settlers society held their
annual election yesterday and also per-
fected arrangements for holding their
annual reunion on Friday, February II
The following officers were elected for
the ensuing year: NJ. s. ROcheu, presi-
dent; G. NJ. Garrison, vice president; II.
w. Kendle, secretary, and j. II. Martin,
treasurer.
The bylaws were changed so as TO
Include all persons who came to Sedg-
wick county during the year 1872, and
over a hundred new names viii be add
ed to the society.
NJ s. Rochell, J. NJ. Martin and c. NJ.
Garrison were appointed as a commit
tee an general arrangements for the
great celebration on February q, and il
was determined to make the coming re-
union the greatest by far Of any which
has ever been held in the county and
svery person who came to the county as
early as 1872 viii be invited to take part
and also join the association.
The full program viii be announced
later in the Eagle.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-02-02
NEW TINE CARD TO-DAY
changes Made on the Santa Ee, Frisco and
Wichita & Western.

A new time table goes into effect to-
day on the Santa Fe and Frisco roads
The lilo a. m. train going north will
leave at 1880 a. m. hereafter. The
Pan Handle express leaves at 7:05 .. m
instead Of $40. The south train will
leave at $50 instead of p. m as here
JOfOre. On the Wichita and Western
the train will leave at 5:40 p. m. instead
of 5, and the $50 train viii leave here
after a SIS a. m. The Frisco train east
will leave at 1926, 10:40 p. m. and S:45 a.
M Going west at a. m. 3:45 and 4:20
.. M
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-02-02

Female ailments IN al forms. as Isucor-
q specially.
Epilepsy or Failing FITS speedily con-
t-olleI and permanently cured Cores
po11erce by mai promptly answered.
CASES
Consultation confidential ard invited.
Office cqen from S a. m uE-i- 7-e1 g. II :.
sundays uu-.l f-29 2. r. Cal q; CfIcs
07pcS &c MCNAMARA & Co.
DIR. j. T.. BIlN\ EFT.
lee \. Main -. Wichita. Kan
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-02-02
Piles, FiistuIa, FiSsure

And all diseases OF
the rectum cured
without knife. iga-
turs. or Causrics.
CURES GUAR
A\TEED- No
money 20 be paid
until patient 5
cured.
PRIVATE DIS
EAS Is in h1-h
sexes quickly cGr-
IL il tEe shortest
tine and on the
Z Csr rra>C-al e
terms without the
Use q dangerous
drugs.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-02-02

EVERY time see yea. ! an reminded of
Herr kumUel- slow 50 Z" Ee owes Ne
81. II liegende BlaetIer.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-02-02
FINANCIAL
EOK ENCHANGE
AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED-Agents to sell Sash Locks
and Door Holders. Sample Sash Lock
free by mail for g. stamp. Best sellers
ever invented Best weights. $l2 a
day. Write quick. BrOhard & Co, Box
SO, Philadelphia. d5I-25t.-Sun.
WANTED-Reliabl agents to solicit for
The Industrial Investment Company.
Liberal commissions or salary TO the right
person. Call or address Office, IA y. Mar
ket ST. d5l-Zt.N