New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-11-25

WtlYTHEY ABE HANK

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VIM. H. Harvey Thai, notwit hstand--
ing the unpopularity Of the silver issue,
a gratify ing number Of Coins Financial
School were sold.
Railroad Comm ssioner Kingsley That
IheMon't have to be candidate for the
Republican nomination for attorney gen
eral two wears from now.
Bryan That lecturing is worth $5O, 900
a year.
Hanna: That it is possible to fool all
of the people part Of the time.
DR.. Ames That heypeople didn't know
he was running, Uneasy rests the head
that wears a crown. 5ss5 a&$3.ss5sss.z
John Lind: That retirement has its
charms as we'll as high public position,
and that, even though defeated, he has
performed a great public service.
Congressman McCleary: That he was
reared schoolmaster.
Frank A. Day: That ambition for
high Office didn't turn his head to the
extent of throwing away the next best
thing. ..=.s
David B. Hill: That he knew enough
to refrain from saying that he was
Democrat.
Tom Watson: That he can honestly
appropriate the words of the seer. I
told you so. a-s> - Il
Richard P. Bland: That he isn't an
orator, gifted with honeyed speech and
capable of swaying great conventions.
Grover Uevelond: That he can get off
at Buffalo, without having been put off.
Wm.R.Merriam That whether he gets
a cabinet position or not, he still retairs
the governorship.
Senator Cushman X. Davis: That his
term of office does not expire until 1899.
Ignatius Donnelly: That his senatori-
al duties will prevent him from carrying
out his threat of retiring to library.
Chas. A. Towne: That there are other
towns that arc supposed to be dead.
Jadam Bede: Tha. he did't make fun
of Charlie Towne for nothing. Another
fat office seems to be in store for HIM.
Tom Reed; That he don't have to ask
Mark Hanna whether he can be speaker
or not.
Col. Ingersoll: That his oratorial abll-
tiles have never drawn him into presi-
dental contest with money on the other
side. -"
w. G.. Alvin of the City Drug Store:
That the people read the Review.
Chicago Journal: Senior Dupuy de
Lone is reported to have said that war
between this country and Spain was pos
sible and to have added; "It would be
terrible one. One can foresee it's begin
ming, but not its end.' This is furry
and it is also good evidence of the short
ness of the Spanish Vision. Everyone
outside Spain knows that the end would
come as quickly as it did when the Prus-
SLAMS overran France. But the Minis
ter's remark has a value, nevertheless,
for it shows that perhaps nothing short
of war will make his countrymen rea-
lie what small factor they are in the
world today. .~. 4
New York Sun 1t has become mani
fest that we cannot please Spain, even
though Mr.. Cleveland does everything
for her that he has the power to do. We
cannot send OUR army to fight alongside
Of hers, or in the front of hers, against
the revolutionary patriots Of Cuba. We
cannot make the Cubans lay down their
arms, in order that Weyler may slaugh-
ter them. We cannot shake off our SYM
pathy for the men who have taken the
field against Spanish oppresslon. If
SPAN cannot put up with us, why, we
suppose we shall have to look out for
what happens next. One other thing we
would say at this time, and it is thatth
United States does not want tile help Of
England or any other "dis-interested"
power, in composing our relations with
Spain. W. are abundantly able to COM
pose them ourselves.
A rich man died. They laid hlm down to
rest,
Upon fair slope, slanting toward the
west.
And cast about the silence of his tomb
"A marble mausoleuln's sacred gloom. #