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Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20
Put In His Rest Lick..

From the Chicago Tribune.
Everybody admits that personally Mr..
Rryan is an honorable man. He did his
best to earn the 5000 a year salary, the
mine owners paid him.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

Mr.. Bland says Bryan 'fs like Lincoln
in relation to the people," which shows
that Mr.. Bland is not like Washington in
relation to the truth.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20
Not until I,,. .yyore Ont,

From the Chicago Chronicle.
Your Uncle Dick Bland will not return to
Lebanon until his constituents have time
to forget about the white lawn tie he wore
in full view of the plutocrats of Wall
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

1t matters not whether Mr.. Bryan was
in the service of the silver mine owners
or n OF. He is at present leading move
ment which is wholly in the interest of the
silver mine owners, and that is sufficient
to justify all other classes Of citizens in
opposing his election.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

The people are doing a good deal of
thinking. which means that the cause OF
sound money is growing steadily stronger.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

Spain is decidedly saucy, and If the peo-
pie of this country were not so busy with
politics they would undoubtedly call her
down.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

Uncle Billy Breckenridge is out for sound
money, although free silver would enable
him to pay off that $4,000 judgment with
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

gaping listeners is probably that gentle
mans idea of craftsmanship, but it has
never been so regarded in this country,
and never will be.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

This is elegant weather for cutting weeds
and we trust Captain Brandt's force with
bright new scythes are making the most
NJ IL.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20
A Way to Tell.

From Town Topics.
II never know when that man is smil-
ing
'.You would If you had to pay for the
smile"
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

Candidate Bryan must have forgetten his
rabbits foot when he started East.-
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

Governor Stone is accused OF mixing his
metaphors. That's all right. The gov
sxpor's Democracy is mixed with Populism
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

Congressman Long and Jerry Simpson
will hold ten joint debates in their con-
gressional district-provided Jerry lasts
that long
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

When Ii Hung Chang is introduced to a
lady he Immediately asks her age. He ex-
plains that this is a polite custom in China
and that the ladies of that country invari-
ably return true answer. American
women have no desire to be like Chinese
women. and Ii will probably have some
evidences of this fact when he meets them
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20
Il PR Pm lpre.Ew-tn'r.

The weather service seems to be doing its
best TO make amends.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20
bryan.
From the Buffalo Express

From the Buffalo Express
Peroration.
Jubilation,
Nomination.
Preparation,
Notification.
Peregrination.
Augmentation.
Trepidation.
Condemnation,
CONSERVATION.
Lamentation.
determination.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20
THE MIGRAToRY INSTINCT.

A curious theory has been advanced by
a scientist to account for the restless nat
ure of the Caucasian race in seeking a
change of air, as shown in the yearly eX-
cursions to watering places, the mountains
and other warm weather resorts. This out
ing movement was not primarily for the
advantage to be derived fran a change of
scene, but began ages ago with our savage
ancestors, who were essentially nomadic in
their habits and were compelled to seek
a new location frequently in order to get
something to eat. 1t is held that the per-
iod during which these ancestors had to
establish new bases of supplies at short
intervals was SO incalculably long that It
has left indelible impress on the civil
izaton of to-day, and thus it is We feel
the instinct of migration at annual periods
So that when the gay butterflies of fash
ion decide to visit the seashore, or the
Adirondacks or the Great lakes they are
unconsciously following the habits of their
barbarous progenitors, who sought fresh
fields and pastures new after game.
Some years ago another scientist en-
deavored to account for the almost univer-
sal love of the woods by people of culture
and refinement. There are very few who
are not susceptible to the charms of UNI.
| brageous forests or leafy glades, and even
those who pass most of their time among
the trees are affected in the same way.
| This particular scientist held that this
feeling is a survival handed down
| through immense lapses of time from our
simian ancestors. Ages before Mr.. Darwin
or his theory were dreamed of, and, in
| fact, while we were being evoluted from
| the prehensile tailed monkey, this love
| for the trees and woods was implanted in
| our bosoms and has survived to this day
The free and happy arboreal life of the
| monkey has left its stamp upon us and its
| effect is often seen in the actions of the
| small boy, whose first instinct is to climb
| tree
Here then seems to be the foundation
of the love of the beautiful in nature and
| the dawn of esthsticism. They were in
| stilled into our nature by the ringtailet
monkey and stimulated by countless gen.
| erations of savages, who moved from place
to place, cracking the bones of wild beasts
to get at the marrow and otherwise living
| from hand to mouth.
Such are some of the pleasing byways
| through which science leads us.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-08-20

A list of dates has been arranged for
Mr.. Lewis. and the people of Missouri will
soon begin to hear from the manly young
orator. He may not tell them of 'the
sweetheart of his boyhood who looked into
he will talk to them sensibly on subjects
of state interest and convince them that
he will make capable and satisfactory
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
not 10 Be Trifled With.

Cincinnati Gazette; Will people never
learn that ''cold'' is an accident to BIZ
dreaded, and that when it occurs treat
ment should be promptly applied? There
is no knowing where the trouble will end
and while complete recovery is the rule,
the exceptions are terribly frequent, and
thousands upon thousands of fatal i'll.
nesses occur every year ushered in by q
little injudicious exposure and seemingly
trifiing symptoms. Beyond this. there
are to-day countless invalids who can
trace their complaints to "colds," which
at the time Of occurrence gave no con-
Germ, and were therefore neglected.
When troubled with cold use Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. II is prompt
and eifectual. 80 cent bottles for sale at
Janeck's Pharmacy.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
u. s. Official Postal Guide. ISae.

Very few of our business men know
that the post office department at Wash
ington issues in January of each year, a
complete Postal Guide containing 1000
pages, and complete list of postoffices in
the U. s., arranged alphabetically, all
rules and regulations, money order offices
and rulings OF the department on postal
matters, time of arrival and departure OF
foreign mails, and much valuable inior-
nation for the public on postal matters.
The book is exceedingly valuable to
those using the mails. 1t is the guide
for every postmaster in the country and
is sold to business men by the publisher,
Geo. F. Dasher, 147 N. 10th ST., Philadel.
phia, Pa, in cloth cover, $3.50 or paper
cover, $500. Can be ordered through
our postmaster and every business man
should secure copy. SGT
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
n. sloomer. For the white House.

New York Advertiser: 1t is interesting
information which reaches the public
through Washington dispatch to the
Boston Globe that Mr.. Cleveland has is
sued decree forbidding the ladies of the
Cabinet to ride bicycles. 1t is even more
interesting to learn that the ladies Of the
Cabinet will submit TO the royal edict,
and will not appear as participants in the
approaching bicycle drill for charity.
Mr.. Cleveland takes this position not
from any feeling of envy because be is
unable to take part in the fete himself,
but upon high moral grounds. 1t was
the distinguished Elagabalus who under
took to personally regulate the female
fashions and social customs of his empire
but, discovering that it required too much
of his valuable time, he appointed a
senate OF women TO decide upon all ques-
tions Of female apparel, visits, preceden-
ces, amusements, etc. Clearly il there
had been bicycles in those days it would
have been the business OF the senate to
determine whether women should ride
them, and ii so, when and under what
circumstances. Like Elagabalus, Mr..
Cleveland is undertaking too much. He
should call In some help.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
TOLD UNDER SUB-HBADS.
40 on Year But the Assessor Has Plenty
Of Work.
INGENUITY or A SPOKANE INVENTOR
The Cowychce ana wide Hollow
Irrigation District Gets n Body
BiOw-Councti Proceedings and
Other Interesting Pa ragraphs.

There is an opinion prevalent that be-
cause there is no general assessment for
this year the assessor will have an easy
time OF it. This is not the fact for he
will have plenty TO do although probably
he vii be able to get along without any
deputies. He is obliged to open new
books, transcrbe property records, and
revise the same 10 the extent OF adding
patented lands and improvements, and
deducting from, where property has been
destroyed by fire or other causes.
This is the section OF the revenue laws
OF 1896 that is applicable TO the subject:
All real property in this state subject
to taxation shal! be listed and assessed
bienuially on every odd numbered year
with reference to its value on the first
day OF april preceding the assessment.
All personal property in this state, sub
ject to taxation, shall be listed and as
sessed each year, with reference to its
value on the first day of April preceding
the assessment: ProUided, that fruit
trees, except nursery stock, shall not be
assessed before four years after being
transplanted from the nursery into or
chard. No male animal kept solely Tor
breeding purposes shall be assessed for
more than three hundred dollars; Pro-
Uided further, that real estate becoming
subject to taxation since the last assess
ment, and improvements upon real estate
made since the last assessment, shall be
assessed and included in the tax roll in
every even numbered year: And Pro
rided further, that the destruction or re-
moval OF improvements since the last pre-
ceding assessment shall be duly noted
by the county assessor, and the assess
ment and tax rolls herein provided made
to conform tn such changes: PrOgided
further, that all real estate subject to
taxation shall be listed by the assessor
each year in the assessment roll, and in
each even numbered year the valuation
of each tract for taxation shall be the
same as the valuation thereof as equal
lied by the county board Of equa lization
in the preceding year.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19

Klickitat Republican Declarations Of
Paul Schulze, who suicided April II. 1895
in Tacoma, have been discovered to sg-
gregate 81 ,542,0 900. 1t seems that great
company like the Northern Pacific would
hold better strings on one who held
such an important position as the late
Schulze. Much OF the money used by
Schulze went to build Tacoma and develop
the great Yakima valley. Schnlze was
far more honorable than the wrecker of
railroads. He did the world some good
and the generation to be.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
Council Proceedings.

After long waiting the council has in.
structed the city attorney to draft a new
ordinance regarding show licenses. The
amount will not be prohibitory.
u. Ellis WAS elected ditch tender,
the other applicants for the position being
j. ii. Mckinney, j. +. Under, o. IL
Applegate, w. f. Lyon and w. W. Cur.
ry.
Peter Walen was again chosen park
tender receiving this favor over VIM.
Steigler and James Hamilton.
Instructions were given to the ex Of
fcio street commissioner to Immediately
begin the customary spring work of clean
ing the streets, alleys and bitches.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
Mothers

Remember that Castoria does not con-
tain Morphine. Opium, or any other
narcotic substance, in any quantity, shape
or form. 1t Is entirely vegetable, pleas
ant to take, positively effective, and per-
fectly harmless. 1t is not secret remedy;
the formula is printed on the wrapper.
Your hpysician will recommend it. Pare
goric, Bateman's Drops, and many so called
Soothing Syrups, are composed principal
ly Of Opium or Morphine; in any quantity
they stupefy, and in large quantities are
deadly poisons. Castoria assimulates
the food and regulates the bowels, cures
diarrh9a, allays feverishness and freet-
fulness, soothes the pain in teething, re-
lieyes constipation and kills worms. 1t
brings refreshing and natural sleep to the
child, and gives rest to the mother.
"Castoria is 30 well adapted to infants
and children, that l recommend it as
superior to any other known remedy"
DR.. III. A. ARCHER,
Ill s. Oxford ST., Brooklyn, N. Y.
March 8, 1887.
From personal knowledge and obser-
walton ! can say that Castoria is an ex-
cellent medicine for children, acting as q
laxative and relieving the pent up bowels
and general system very much. Many
mothers have told me OF its excellent eff
feet upon their children"
DR.. G. @. OsooD.
Lowell, Mass.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
Teal Es,a,e Trnn,ser..

The real estate transfers for the weel
ending Mar. Is, as reported by the Yak
ina Abstract Co. are as follows:
U to Janet Cooper, patent, ne
a OF sec 20 tip 10 n r % ....$--- -
U 5 to heirs OF Thomas Curry,
pat, n1a of nw14 and wig OF ne
ID OF sec %, 10, IS ......... - -
Geo 9 Thomas ct ux to Tillie G
Walters, " d, e1s of sell of
e14 sec 20, IA, 16. ..... 600 0,
Hugo Sigmund ct ux to Fred
Parker, q, Its II and II and
s1la OF 1t 10 in blk l27 N ". 2200 On
John NJ Curry ct al to Geo krem-
or, d, 3 acrs in sw cor of nwl1
of nwl4 of sec %, Is, Is 80. 500 0.
j G LaFortune TO VIM Codington
d, 1t blk L South Park add
10 " ................ 10 W
Clara V Carpenter and hid to w
II Carpenter, W d, 1t - blk 81
NY.........,......,..... 500 o.
Jno Napier to Catherine Schott,
wd, II II blk 1870 Huson's add
ton o.
A L Dilley sheriff to Benton
Goodwin, sherif's d, Its 8 and
10 blk 1873 Eastern add to N Y 77S 4,
A L Dlley, sheriff, to First Natl
Bank of Walla Walla, s d, Its
%, 70, "A in blk Z, Beach's add
to Kennewick e,............. 1000 0,
Jas White to Tavanna White,
W d, Its |, 2, 3. 4, in Geo w
Goodwin's TOWNSHIP of Yakima
Slty ...............- .+...... IuO "
Rose Feldenheimer and hid to
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
Gigantic corporation Formed.

The General Electric and Westing-
house companies have combined. Though
each company will nominally retain it's
corporate rights, the combination effect.
ed will virtually create new corporation
that will control all the patents covering
the application OF electricity for lighting
and power purposes thai have been
granted during the last decade. Over
$50,000,000 was involved and the arrange
ment was perfected to stop costly litiga-
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
House hold Hints.

Dry -four rubbed on carpet and al
lowed to remain for some honrs will alb
sorb grease and oil.
II little carbonate of soda be mixed
in the water in which flowers are placed
they will keep for two or three weeks.
II the varnish on furniture is changed
in spots to white from drops of cologne or
bay rum or heated dishes it can be
changed back by lightly rubbing the
spots with cloth wet in eamphor.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
A UseTut Invention.

The United States Government has is
sued patent to James C. Boyle, OF Spo-
kane, says New York paper, for what
he calls "a saluting Device" the purpose
of which is to automatically lit the hat
when the wearer meets an acquaintance
land the hands are otherwise engaged I"
The description accompanying the device
sets forth that slight inclination Of the
head starts the delicate machinery insid e
the hat, when the same is gracefully ele-
waited to the height of one foot, "and af
ter remaining at rest moment it de-
scribes a semicircle and settles back upon
the cranium." As a labor-saving device,
nothing to equal this has been patented
since the threshing machine. Just do a
little figuring There are 70, 000, 900 peo-
pie in the United States, and about one
half this number tip their hats to the
other half 1t is quite often that one
man, particularly if he is candidate for
public Office, will tip his hat fifty times
day. So, it will be seen that the aggre-
gate amount Of tile-liitng that is done in
one day in this country almost staggers
the imagination. This Spokane gentle
mans hat tiDper is undoubtedly the most
useful invention OF the age. Perhaps, if
he we're to give his great mind to it, he
might help us out with something to tip
the waiter.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
For Sale Or Trade.

A section OF fine farm and pasture land
about Is miles from North Yakima, on
the south fork of the Cowycsee. Well
fenced with plenty of wood and water.
Will trade for city property or desirable
real estate in the Yakima valley. Address
GEORGE WILSON,
9-2t. North Yakima.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19

Washington Star: Hiram" said Mrs.
Corntossel, (which kind OF money do
you favof?"
"Well, Mandy" replied the old gentle-
man, ter tell yer the truth, / kinder
hate ter express my opinion. I've seen
lot o. fellers sit down an worry 'bou
maxim ch'ice. an the fus' thing they
knew they didn't have none of neither
kind"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
The Irrigation Dls,r,c, Enjo,ned.

The case OF A. Perceval ct. AL, VS.. the
Cowychee & Wide Hollow IRRIGATION dis
trict, and II. strobach, secretary, for a
perpetual injunction restraining the sales
of land for delinquent taxes, Was heard
by stipulation on Friday last, before At
torney Fl. b. Rigg as special judge. +.
III. Rudkin appeared for the plaintiffs and
WhitsoD, Reavis and Miller for the dis
trict. The contention of the plaintiffs
was that the tile of the law of 1895, I'M
der which the district officers were act
ing, was not sufficiently broad to embrace
the Indebtedness previously incurre3
JudgesR igg upheld this view Of the
case and granted the.iniunction IS asked
Receiver Strobach informs The HERALD
that the district officers will appeal and
carry the question to the supreme court.
The Northern Pacific lands are involved
in a separate suit, the company having
applied to the federal court for al injunc-
ton and the hearing was set for the April
term.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
Getting PERSONAL.

Woonsocktt Reporter: During the late
war;" he was saying, when Miss Passe
interrupted him with:
THAT was before my time"
sob, was not speaking of the Revolu-
tionary war;" he added, thoughtlessly,
and they now maintain an armed neutral
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19
ton which has grown ont Of infringements

tion which has grown ont OF infringements
OF patents. In the prosecution Of these
suits both companies have expended
large sums OF money, which, in addition
to the expenses incidental to a spirited
competition. have so depleted the re
sources of each that something of the
nature OF the present combination was
rendered imperative.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19

When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child. she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung 20 Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them CastoLa.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-03-19

The real estate transfers for the week
ending Mar. Is, as reported by the Yak
ina Abstract Co. are as follows:
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1896-12-03


A. 81. Dougan and family spent
last Thursday with M. l.. Allen and
wife.
Quite number of Hollywood peo-
pie were trading in town last week.
NJ l.. Allen purchased two lots of
j. G. McDermot Monday, where he
viii build shop and steam grinder.
Somebody visited Mr.. Moran and
Mrs. Trimmings turkey roosts the
other night. Mr.. Moran and Mrs.
Flemming would like to know the
whereabouts of them; the people are
not very hoggish nowadays.
Charlie O'Bleness was up from
south of the river Sunday, visiting his
LADY love.
A number of Frank Clark's neigh
bors came in to eat popcorn. They
showed Frank what an appetite they
had for popcorn, popcorn balls and
peanuts.
A. III. Dongan went to EIlinwood
Tuesday.
The Dye children are slowly inn
proving.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1896-12-03

international congress convene to pass
free coinage of silver act. We wish
to know, so we can make necessary
arrangements to put In a bid for it to
be held in Olmitz, as believe this
twon voted nearly solid for ''inter-
national free silver, and for 80 doing
surely ought to have a little more ren
compense than few bottles of hop tea,
I suppose bought with some of Mark
Hanna Aann's money for campaign
purposes.
There will be shooting match at
Mr.. Herman's in about two weeks.
''Saurkrout" says he will have tur-
key or 'bust his gum"
You gold standard men who went
to the polls on election day and voted
in favor of gold. Tell us how many
dollars of that money you have
had the pleasure of handling since
you voted for it. Not dollar have
you; gold is rich mems money and as
you are mostly poor you need not ex.
pect to handle that aristocratic stuff.
I tell you very few people in the
west will get to see the precious metal,
all kept in more wealthy parts for the
rich to speculate with. Many times
during the campaign you were
told this would be the way; but you
would not harken or believe, now you
see and feel the policy of the gold
standard and if you don't get your fill
in;the next four years am poor
judge.
Mark Hanna Cam" and the other
noted leaders of the gold standard
free silver Johnny Bull International
lists, tell their saints to keep right
on agitating the rich peoples theory
of finance for fear in 1900 the popo.
Gratis might succeed in electing free
silver president and congress and
thereby ruin their fat job of fleeing
the poor, examining their pockets with
the precious metal (the stuff they
worship more than they do their MAX
cry, and if that Is the plan they are CO.
ing on for the next four years, let us free
silver advocates answer them at every
opportunity and show them we are
still in the best of spirits and not dis
couraged but are gong to win the
battle in 1900. So whoop her up boys
and at 'em we 60.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1896-12-03
GALATIA SPARKS,
Ry ssPate !,

By "Pete.'
Frank Huston went to Spearville
Monday.
DR.. Morrison returned home Sun
day from Kansas City.
L. w. Bronson was in Great Bend
Monday and Tuesday.
Our young people got up skating
party Saturday night, which was
highly enjoyed by all
Saturday evening the friends of S.
A Bott and wife met here in town to
the number of about 40 and formed in
line and then proceeded to the Bott
residence, where they INDUCED in an
old time serenade. Everything passed
off good naturally.
Mr.. Baxter, af Goose Greek, attend.
ed services here Sunday.
Uncle John Brown and wife of
Great Bend, spent a few days with
their children, near town the last of the
week
We noticed the familiar face of L.
l.. Roberts, of Heller. in the COM
gregation Sunday.