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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08
WIT AND HUMOR.

Washington Star: How is Dabblea
getting along with his pictures?' asked
''Splendidly,"' replied the cynic. ''He's
buying them instead of trying to paint
them himself"
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When the present session of con-
gress is over it is likely that the peo-
pie will have had such a dose that they
will rise en- masse and protest against
an extra session.
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The Atlanta Journal says that Tom
watsons silence is becoming pro-
tracted, not to say painful. We should
say that it is linked sweetness long
drawn out"
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The country may never have a per-
manent tariff commission but tariff
tinkering seems TO be permanent
enough.
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That season of the year is fast ap-
preaching when the dollars of the dad
dies are turned into the dollies of the
mammas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

Mr. Bayard will accept no present.
This is right. An ambassador who
would accept a present would show he
had small appreciation of the dignity
of his Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

In Kansas Judge Richie was
Prohibitionist. and one of his first
official acts in Utah is to sue out
writ Of prohibition.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

That Armenian meeting in Hoyt's
theatre puts the quietus on Chauncey
NJ Depew. That meeting deserves a
vote of thanks.
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As the result of the election there is
a very decided boom in the formation
of trusts. There has been no other
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08
HANDKERCHIEFS

If you are wondering what to buy
gentleman or a boy for Christmas. re-
member handkerchiefs are always ap-
preciated, in fact, men are always in
need of some. Who ever knew a man
to have plenty of handkerchiefs? The
1-3 cent ones are hemstitehed and
come in plain white or fine fancy
border, the 1912 cent ones are also plain
white as we'll as fancy border but are
of much better material The all linen
ones at % cents are-well, you know
what good linen handkerchief is. We
also have them at 35 CENTS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

There is reason to believe that the
selection of members for his cabinet
will be personally conducted by Major
Mckinley.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

The Germans have found Mr. Cleve-
lands tonnage proclamation to be alb
sclutely healthy and free from all faint.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

The Chicago Inter-Ocean says that
business is not coming back with a
boom and rush. That is the most
undisputed fact of the day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

weyler almost rivals General Dyren-
forth in bombarding the air.
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It won't be very long before the fate
CT the Dingley bill will be known. The
chances are that it will not be passed.
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is a disease. It would be a better world
if more people had it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

President Cleveland has sent in his
farewell message. It is a long fare
we'll TO all his greatness.
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New York Press: Mrs. Wantano-When
Mr. Raysee said he had good story to
tell you, why did he make such curious
motions with his fingers?
Mr. Wantano-He was telling it 10 me
in deaf and dumb language.
Mrs. Wantano-Why couldn't ne tell il
out loud?
Mr. Wantano-Oh. it was too funny for
words.
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No doubt Mr. Cleveland looks upon
MAJOR Mckinley as an offensive parti-
san, but he has no means OF deposing
him
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1awYEEs. ArrEyrIoy,

The He-aIa Will print your Briefs
with promptness and accuracy. We
solicit your patronage. Telephone
az, Le- a57, anc we Will send for
pour manuscript.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

THE Seats of the Mighty"-the cab
met seats.
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Four hundred grass widows in To-
peka, What is the matter with the
Topeka girls that things are in such
state?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

Why should not there be free alco-
hol? There is free lunch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

Neuralgia is the prayer of the nerves
for pure blood. Hoods Sarsaparilla is
the One True Blood Purifier and nerve
builder.
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New York Journal: poor fellow said
the philanthropist passer-by, sympathet-
icany, as he looked ever the fence the
wild haired man. who was salioping
around the yard astride OF broom stick,
which he caused 70 prance and pitch till
it finally bucked him off on mis- head. 80
you lost your wager?'
You fool!'' shrieked the man ad-
dressed, as he picked himself up. I'm
not paying an election bet-Fm cTazy"'
Household Words: Tommy" said the
teacher, what is meant by nutritious
food ?"
Something that amt got no taste to
it." replied Tommy.
Cleveland Leader: First Newsbcy-
Coin to hang up your stocking Christ
mas eve?
Second Newsboy- Nav.
First Newsboy-Better do it. You might
get EN- filled.
Second Newsbov-They' filed row.
First Newsboy-What with?
Second NewsbOy-Hoies.
Cincinnati Enquirer: "By the way. how
did that scheme you went into pan out
tie one to get sugar out OF 5eets?'
II got beat out OF sugar.
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..the currency will take care of itself -
There are a good many people who believe
that this view represents the best sort of
practical financial wisdom.
Indianapolis Sentinel: Apropos of the
recent contract Of Carnegie for 1000 tons
OF steel rails for Japan, it may be men
toned that the price of steel rails in Eng
land is S21.S7 and the ruling price in this
country SIS The tariff duty is 1874. And
Carnegie obtained the contract in COM
petition with the world.
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Harper's Bazaar: ''Yes, I am a self-Dade
man." said Clarence Bricktop, proudly.
II don't admire your taste in hair,' re-
piled Miss Kittish.
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SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

Denver Republican,: The approaching
legislature should observe that the public
IS in no mood for the appointment of
great army of employees as rewards for
political service. The expense of a legis-
lative session is heavy enough Under the
most favorable conditions. 1t should. in
present, be kept down TO the lowest pos
sible limit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

Chicago Herald: A New York court
granted a divorce to q woman on the
ground Of desertion, though the husband
said he was willing to live with his wife
again if she would remove to New Jer-
sey. The court probably held that New
Jersey doesn't properly belong in the
Union. anyway.
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SILK HANDKERCHIEFS

Mems initial silks we have at % cents.
so cents and 70 cents. The plain white
and fancy border ones at 25 cents are
great bargains, the so cent ones are
made of very heavy silk. and the q
cent ones make a present worth re
ceiving.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-08

Pittsburg Post: Pennsylvania expends
nearly $50. eco a year on school attendance
of less, 7S6, while the German empire
spends only thrice that sum in the ele-
mentary education of 100000 pupils. We
pay our teachers better and are much
more lavish in other expenditures in con-
nection with the schools. Probably we
don't expend TOO much, but we do not
ges the best results we should have for
the money. Germany does.
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Courier-Journal: AS to the Monroe
doctrine. the principle is somewhat diff
ferent. The United States do not claim
a protectorase over Mexico, or the re-
publics of Central and South America.
What the Monroe doctrine did and does
claim is the right of the United States to
protect their own interests on the western
'hemisphere, of which they constitute the
dominant bower
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Globe Democrat: ssThe best Thing the
present congress can do with the cur
rency is to let 1t alone" says President
Thompson Of the St. Louis National Bank
Of Commerce, in a recent letter IF they
can provide. sufficient revenue to pay the
expenses of the government" he adds,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
TO IDENTIFY HIS BOY.
KelIihan ST.. Departs for Blue Earth
City.

ROCK RAPIDS, To-, Oct 14-John
K ellihan, the father of Louis and j.
Hans Kellihan. the two boys who rob-
bed the Sherburne bank, started with
his brother-in-law, J. D. Wilson, early
this morning for Blue Earth City to
further identify Lou. The sympathy
Of the entire community is with the
grief-stricken parents.
The community has been watching
the development in the bank robbery
and the hunt of the murderers with the
greatest interest and the portraits pub
fshed in papers are good Ikenesses
Of the boys, who have lived here nearly
twenty years. ]. Hans Kellihan was
born and raised here, and until four
years ago attended school here at Rock
Rapids. His grandfather moved to
his farm near Brush creek, in the east
ern part of the state, and for year or
so Hans helped on the farm and then
went on the road with a theater COM
pany. He was always quiet, unpre
tentious boy while here, and the news
of his recent crime has shocked the
whole community. Louis has been at
home until about two weeks ago run
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
FUNDS FOR THE U.
Regents Discuss the Amount to BE
Asked For,

Regents of the state university held a
special meeting in President Northrop's of
fee yesterday morning in preparation for the
coming session of the legislature at which
the usual schedule for university appropria-
lions will have to be presented. discus
sion as to the needs Of the institution was
an important part of the programme, and
list OF the needs Of the university was
made out. This will come up formally at
the regular meeting of the regents in De-
oember, and the board will then definitely
decide upon the nature of the requests to
be made upon the legislature.
Col William Liggett was elected dean of
the agricultural department and experimental
station and a report of the agricultural
committee on the sub-stations at Crookston
and Grand Rapids read and the recon-
mendations of the committee approved
The action of the faculty in adopting the
following regulation in regard to admittance
to the university was approved, and the regu-
lation will go into effect at the beginning
of the school year of 49, 80:
ut is hereby required that an accredited
secondary preparatory school shall maintain
four years preparatory course, exclusive of
the common branches. Candidates from
schools having less than four years course
as above defined, must take entrance exam
nations in all subjects for which they do not
hold certificates of the high school board''
The degree of B. S. was voted to Edwin
T. Reed, '95, who did not graduate with his
class, but who has since taken work at Har-
ward.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
MINNEAPOLIS GLoBULEs.

I'm Mizzoura" will occupy the week at the
Metropolitan, beginning next Sunday. The
sale of seats will begin this morning. There
will be matinees Wednesday and Saturday.
e. F. Kritze and George Brown, bell boys
at the West hotel, were fined $40 or forty
days each by Judge Holt yesterday morn
ing on the charge of stealing several neck
ties and pair of gloves from guests.
The case against Charles w Blake, who
was charged with the larceny of 81, $50 from
the Minneapolis Dry Goods company was
dismissed yesterday morning upon motion of
the county attorney, and new complaint
sworn out.
Stockholders OF the Penny Press, at meet
ing held Friday night, with few exceptions,
signed an agreement to transfer their inter-
ests in the paper to Senator S. B. Howard
Another meeting will be held in a day or
two, and 1t is expected that by that time
all will have signed the paper.
c. ]. D. Albani was arraigned in the mu-
n1cipal court Tuesday charged with bigamy
The defendant was formerly q resident of
st. Paul, where wife No. / resides An
action was begun in st. Paul against him
but the grand jury failed to indict
The coming of Eddie Foy at the Bitou
next week will unquestionably be one of
the big comedy events of the season at that
playhouse. "Of the Earth" the trayestiai
fesomedy-extrayaganza, in which Mr.. Foy and
his company appear on this occasion, has
been seen here before, and it's visits have
been occasions of great success.
Olaf odegaard was arraigned before Judge
Kerr yesterday morning charged with the
larceny OF a gold watch, the property of
Andrew Holt, judge of the municipal court
The defendant protested his innocence. and
his case was set for examination this morn
Ing bail being fixed at $500.
John Rice was fined So or three DAVIS vestar
day by Judge Holt on the charge of boarding
a moving Great Northern train The bows
on the outskirts of the city are bothering the
railroad officials considerably by throwing
stones through the windows and damaging
the roads property considerably.
The board of trade met yesterday morning.
having on hand the matter Of the submis.
sion to the people of theN issue of se00, 600
IN municipal bonds. The subject was dis
cussed informally. 1t was developed that
no one present knew whether the various
classes OF bonds proposed were to be voted
on separately or in a lump, and it was de-
cided to adjourn till tomorrow afternoon at 4
o'clock, when the subject wiz be taken up
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
SALTWATER NEWS.
Two Tragedies Bring Mourning
Into Prison City Homes.

sad accident occurred here Tuesday after
noon, which resulted in the death of the six
year-old daughter of Arsene Gagne. She was
playing with a number of children, when
they decided to build a small bonfire She
assisted in throwing dry leaves on the flames,
when suddenly she discovered that her
clothes were burning. She ran home, dis
lance of nearly block, and Mrs. Stack, who
resides on the opposite side of the street,
noticed her condition, the flames from her
clothes enyeloping her body. She ran to her
assistance and succeeded in smothering the
flames, but the child's injuries were so severe
that she died few hours later.
Miss Lucy Golf, well known and popular
young lady, died very suddenly Tuesday even
ing. She had not been complaining and
seemed as well as usual when she retired
shortly before her death. Deceased was nine
teen years of age and was the daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Rufus Golf. The funeral will
be held from the First Baptist church this
afternoon.
Democratic caucuses will be held this even
ing for the election of delegates to the city
convention. to be held Saturday.
The registration in this city Tuesday in
GLIDING names transferred from the old poll
lists. amounts to 876
message has been received here stating
that David Bonner, of South Saltwater. was
killed Tuesday in railroad accident at Glad
stone, Mont.
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ker. He did not touch upon

first speaker. He did not touch upon
the general issues of the campaign,
but talked of the needs of the city, and
promised to do his part toward reform
j. elected. James Peterson followed
with a speech in favor of sound money,
along which line he was seconded by
Charles S. Cairns. The meeting was
not as well attended as had been ex-
pected, many present being men not
connected with the university
An enthusiastic meeting under the
auspices of the Seventh Ward Republi-
can club was held last evening in the
wiewam Of the organization at Bloom
ington avenue and Lake street. The
commodious structure was filled to the
doors, and citizens without We'd in an
effort to enjoy the proceedings from
the open windows. Music was furnished
by Cooper's band. Addresses were
given by ex-Judge Henry G.. Hicks,
candidate for the state legislature;
Henry Gjertson, and Judge George D.
Emery.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
TWO FIRE DISASTERS.
Big Bottineau MIL Burned-Death
Frc... "a Barn Blaze,

Special to the Globe saa'
BOTTINEAU, n: D., Oct 14-Kalb-
burned this morning. The fire caught
from a hot box Oh the eleYator shaft.
The mill and buildings were worth
$4,000. Five thousand bushels of
wheat and 5000 sacks of flour were
also burned no insurance.
Tuesday evening fire caught from
a lantern in John Taylor's barn. ten
miles west of here. A daughter was
putting hay in the manger at the mo-
ment and narrowly escaped the blaze.
Mrs. Taylor succeeded in saving the
other buildings but fell dead imme-
diately after. Her husband was away
from home. A span of horses, some
pigs and sheep were burned.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
Broke the Lake Record.

DULUTH, Mimi, Oct. 14.s-The steamer
Twin City broke her own and all other grain
carrying records today by. taking 1874, 900 bush
els of wheat and $4,000 bushels of rye, equiv
alent to 174, 600 bushels 81 wheat. Her prev
This big increase is made possible by the
deepening of water below the Sault canal,
allowing boats loaded up to sixteen feet to
pass. The Twin City's draft was fifteen feet
SIX inches New draft is cutting a big fig
ure in lake commerce, as the average in
crease of carrying capacity is about Is per
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
Two Wedding Events.

Lowry Hill Congregational church was
ablaze with light last evening for the mar
rage Of Miss Bessie Morse Guiwitz, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs.. Ambrose A. Guiwitz, to
Leonard Weise Jones. The church was pref
tily trimmed with palms about the altar,
and was well filled with friends of the prn-
eipals in the ceremony. Rev. Alexander Mac
Gregor officiated.
The marriage of Miss Lucille Ellis Draper,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Rufus II. Draper,
to Eben Francis Crosby, was prettily cele-
brated last evening at the Draper residence
on North Seventeenth street with 100 friends
to witness the ceremony, which was per-
formed by Rev. Harry P. Nichols.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
IN Personal VEIN.

H. l.. Jennings left last evening over the
Minneapolis & st. Louis for Cedar RanIds
and other Iowa points.
Mrs. Lola Clements and A. C. Roberts. of
Faribault, are the guests OF Mr. and Mrs.
R. J. Mendenhall Mrs. Clement win leave
today for Kansas and Indian Territory to
visit relatives.
F. Fl. Turner and family have come in
from Minnetonka and are at III East Fiji
teenth street for the winter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
Increases the Lake Draught.

SAULT STE. MARIE, Mich, Oct. H.
With the completion and official opening
yesterday of the new cut at the Sailors, En-
campment, in st. Mary's river, so that boats
can now load to 1914 feet, has opened a new
for Lake Superior commerce. Up to the
present time vessels in the iron, -four, lumber
and grain trade have been limited to a draft
of not over 141a feet and at the opening Of
the present season Of navigation were cut
down to scant IA feet The principal eff
rates have always been rroportionately higher
than Lake Michigan, both on ore and grain,
but with the same draft of water, limited
vessels from both lakes must pass shippers
from Lake Superior points viii be placed on
the same basis, -ss-@--s,s --rrs-..-st.,.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
HARCoU.RT NOT HAsTY.
His Step Taken Only After Careful
Consideration.


LONDON Oct. 1.-THE ST. James Ga
;.ette this afternoon, alluding to the
reported resignation of Sir William
1Iarcourt, as leader. of the liberal
party in the house of commons, says
it may be stated that he has arrived
at no hasty decision. He has been
dissatisfied at being obliged to seek
a Welsh seat and was di5agreeably
surprised at so many liberals rally
ing to Lord Rosebery's side.
Continuing, the St. James Gazette
says that the report of his intended
resignation is semi-oficial, and that
beyond doubt Sir William Harcourt
contemplates a sensational move
SIR William Harcourt, replying to
an inquiry on the subject today, tele-
graphs that there is no truth in the
report that he has resigned the leader
ship of the liberal party in the house of
commons.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
Vanity Betrayed a Burglar.

Special to the Globe.
DUNDEE, Mimi, Oct. IA country store
about ten miles north of here, in Rose Hill
township, Cottonwood county, Mimi. owned
by Mr.. Hubble, was broken into one night
last week Thirty dollars in money and
some plumber was taken. While in the store,
the fellow concluded to make an exchange
with Mr.. Hubble for a pair Of pointed toed
shoes, and through the marks made by, the
shoes he was tracked for sixteen miles into
Murray county to straw stack where the
fellow made hole and erawled in. He was
ordered out and proved to be an Italian with
a full line Of burglar tools. An officer was
sent for and he was taken to Slayton.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
Took a strikers Place.

WINNIPEG, Man. Oct Arc. C. Condie
night operator at Oak Lake, C. P. r. R.,
er, is missing this morning, and it is said
he has taken SO, 600 package sent out to
grain firm A reward Of $500 and 10 per cent
Of the money found on his person Is offered.
He is 5 feet inches tall, with dark, sunken
eyes boil over one eye and neck, So
years of age and of dark complexion.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15

who care to be associate members, separate
themselves into two parties with leaders
and SPEND three days in shooting almost
everything that can be- shot, each piece of
game counting certain number of points
in the total score of the sidel Friday night
the points will be counted and the winning
side will eat first-class game supper at the
Russell house. smoke good Havanas and
dance at the expense Of the losing side.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
Boycott ON the Coal Trust.

SIOUX CITY, To-. Oct. 14.--Among the bust
ness men of Yankton, S.. d., an organized
and general effort is being made to boycott
the hard coal combine throughout the North
west by inducing as many consumers as pos
posed to hold convention at some central
point where organization can be formed
and the boycott made complete.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-10-15
LAwLER, AT HASTINGS.
Touches Up the Bryanites-Numer-
R0using Meetings.

Special to the Globe.
HASTINGS, MIMI, Oct. IA magnificent
sound money rally was held at the court
house this evening, at which DR.. A. j. Stone,
Hon. ID. W. LAWYER, Of st. Paul, both gold
Democrats, delivered addresses. They were
introduced by Hon. R. c. Libbey and were
enthusiastically received, being escorted from
the depot by the Young Mems Sound Money
club with torches, and drum corps.
Mr.. Lawler paid Mr.. Bryan his respects,
and in a satirical way alluded to the franz
ers of the Chicago platform, etc., and said
from such a stew came the panacea for all
ills free silver. He also denounced the at
tack made upon the judiciary of the country
in the Chicago platform.