Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-10-07
plTH AND POINT.

Aripsaw-0o it while you're young.
Avind i.strument-A fAn.-Iruth-
Aman Who courts trouble VIII soon
find himseH married to lk-AscnAson
Globe.
Great men are those Who profit the
most from the fewest mistaksA-Ascnl'
son Globe.
A boy's faes always looks - II he
had Just been eating something.-
Atchison Globe.
It il awful to SEQ some people try TO
laugh when they are not amused
Atchison Globe.
Men never become 30 old that they
are not . little scared bys blun.-
Atchison Globe.
Give . friend . club, and he IL very
apt to hit you over the head with it
Atchison Globe.
Tho trouble with giving women
spending money il that they spend it.
-Atchison Globe.
Good fortune sometimes comes to
see NJ in Q very shabby-looking car
riage.-Ram's Horn.
Very often you can show man mp
by simply turning him down.-Aart-
ford (Conn.) Journal.
Turn about is fair play ~ the fellow
said when he reversed his cuffs. Hart
ford Conn Journal.
The blessing in disguise should
greet NJ with . wink, if it expects to
be recognized--Truth.
When Q man approves of anything
his wife does, he mumbles his appro-
Naturalization Globe.
Adam was the first man to discover
the value there was in q spare rib
Hartford (Conn.) Journal.
Some people could trace their ances.
try back to Adam if they only knew
his last name. Globe.
An Americans idea Of chivalry as to
protect . woman against every man
except himself.-Atchison Globe.
A Western poultry fancier has hen
of the MacDuff breed which has laid
an egg every day for over a year. Lay
on MacDuffi-Life.
Inventors of flying machines should
not forget the value of dynamite. That
will make almost anything fly. Hart
ford Comm Journal.
He (raptuously)-'You accept me!
Then it's . bargain. She Calmly =
"Certainly. shouldn't consider it il
it wasn't. detroit Tribune.
When . girl is in love, she walks
away from the crowd at party, and
plays the piano, in the hope that hs
will follow her.-Atchison Globe.
Shakespeare spoke of the seven ages
of man. This proves his discrimina-
tion. Woman has one and generally
sticks to it. it-Philadelphia Times.
A good deal is forgiven q certain
poetess in town; people read her
poetry and remember what a good pie
| baker she is.-Atchison Globe.
Express q mean opinion of yourself
occasionally; it will impress your
friends with the fact that you still
know how to speak the truth.-Atch:-
son Globe.
Widow Sir, want to collect th2
life insurance upon my husband:
policy" Manager L. L Company
sis he dead?" Widow--''No, hut h.
has moved to Philadelphia. Mana
ger-''Step up to the next window and
get your check, madam. "--Towl
Topics.
Man of Fashion (reading in a news
paper that . village schoolmsster hal
shot himself because lie could not pay
debt of fifty marks Ridiculous
Why if 1 were to shoot myself fol
every fifty marks that 1 owe, l SHOULD
be kept at it all the year round !'-
Fliegende Blaetter.
The father of the twin babies ha'
been left temporarily in charge o
them. At the end of half an hour h.
weakened. "Angeline." he called oui
to his wife, in a voice of agonizing
protest, you'll have to come and takc
one of these boys No man can serve
Auo masters i"--Chicsgo Tribune.