New-York tribune., 1896-11-18
THE TALK or THE DAY.

.rh paltin,ors Sun quotes Southern cotton mil
ouner "a saving that the election OF Mckinney Will
re.ult in bringing not less than soV~V" Vi '>o''"e'
can,ai into the South every year. This statement
ne SAYS 'is based upon the firm CONVICTION hd' 'ie
h,sress men OF the South in favor OF maintaining
rho credit OF the Nation and settling every just oon-
c.,,on From an extended business experience. COW
srnr nearly every Southern State give my tes''-
mony TO the absolute honesty OF southern business
men in the faithful carrying out OF their oosa''ohS
rh. Imnossible-The vrile civilization OF the West
had now attained TO Its noontide glare. ,.,,,
Para s1vs he If very poor. and have already had
two weddings this winter. Farewell Ags.nom,, ~.
Presently she was alone with her thoughts ana Ine
o,her Costly br!c-a-hrac OF her luxurious horue-'pe
iroit Tribune
Cora uortense Smith, OF Arkansas City. Kan, VINO
IS described as young. pretty and unmarried owns
a large ranch and 300 head of catt.e'
ra,her-wait a year. my son. and you may feel
very different. - ,.. .o- Mica
yIigs,ns thoroughly and know 1t cannot change.
i've played golf with her. and still want he' io'
my wife-(liousehod WORDS
In various towns in the Southern cotton bell at
TEMPT, are made to pay the cotton rasers IN sod out
As a rue. they object to 1t. and ask FOR paper
Good for the Health.-Jenks (who has taken to
so syoaek rfs howdyGo o~ Bnks think horse
back riding is good FOR the hesn aon @ you you will
bnksrafrS .Iaugh and grow Tat" you know
New York Weekly
4 London jury the other day brought IN the foi-
lowing decidedly mixed verdict: I'VE find the prisoner
not guilty. and that he admitted his guilt through
ignorance and We strongly recommend him to
mercy"
Uncle Sans mail clerks run across many queer
things I'm the many thousands OF missives that pass
under their notice Poetical superscriptons upon let
~ I n fey
rived evidently from some lovelorn swain. whch
addressed in this fashion II vour mail,
I've taken notion . r,ds on the d rai, H.. dro,
In In ,fe the County Of Cumberland there lot stop
In The Brdge,on postotse !ners let m me xs ay
Ar N Oak street there let me meet.
Miss Mile Delaney. looking so sweet ,
A Methodist church. OF Cincinnati. had "Red
Annie Day" last Sunday. Red apples pervaded inc
edlnce In heapng baskets around the pulpit, and In
the form of crosses anchors and stars on the
walls.
Tho OsnesIs OF a Namc-"why" asked the daugh-
ter with The dreamy eyes. why do they call 1t the
.Because" answered the mother with the drawn
lines about her mouth because Is sort OF sweet
iunacy, / suppose. ."-(Cincnnati Enquirer
ODE WRITTEN IN MDCCCXCvI
William ]. Bryan sleeps like top.-(Press Dis
patch.
How sleeps the brave. who sinks 10 rest
By all his Country's vote repressed!
While Silver. with her fingers cold.
Delves. sobbing. In the autumn mould
And burles with Its folIes crude.
The platform upon which he stood!
Ohlos hand his knell has rung.
BY Illinois his dirge Is sung.
And Michigan and Maryland
Join Indiana In her stand
While cen Kentucky shakes her head.
And casts her vote for God instead!
Journalistic Anenites.-From The Plunkvillc
Buse: TT was not necessary for the Editor Of our
Hthst hard elder is again In our midst Any one
would know that BY reading his editorials Ha
Ha!-(Indlanapois journal.
At a recent meeting the Committee OF the Auto
mobile Club (Motor-Carrage Club. Of France. fixed
upon July l. 1897 the date Of the great competition
for carriages. NJ. Forester 1nspector-Genera
OF Bridges and Entertainments. was elected president
Rules and regulations for the travelling Of motor
carriages throughout France being prepared by
NJ. TurreL Minister Of Public Works. Among those
admitted to membership was the Count de Gouve.lo.
she-Major Pommclwell wears three medals. won-
der why they were given him!
Ue"f{e Not the third because he had the other two:
causs cau "s he had none at ai.-tWashlngton Times
There is a project on foot in Philadelphia to make
Temple College a school connected with Grace Bap-
tist Church In that city. great Baptist university.
with accommodations for 1000 students.
Glass In Journalism at Coege.-Professor-Who Is
the happies, man In the country now that the elec
First Student-McKinley
Second Student-Mark Hanna.
Third Student-Bryan.
Fourth Student-The voter
Professor-No my boys. you are all wrong II re-
s.e. some pracca in sos to an
the happiest man.-Plays and Players.