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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10

p EDWARD EDMONDS cd
'd}ug,ego z~ostajacy W
zw1azku z kolejami W Nebrasce
plsze:,. Chorowa4em na SERGE przez
10 lat, krotki oddech by@ jednym
re zwvkiych c1ag4ych oznsk
chorobY. Slime b6le nastepoYa}y
pc kazdem smeczeniu. Omdlewanie,
f~a}szYwy apetyt, zawrot g}owY
czesto ma mnie nachodziiy. Czesto
rob,}o sic clemno W oczach. Me
m1aiem snu l spedzalem no
DR.. Miles ce bezsenEe .Radzi.
Heart Care lem sic lekarzy i
Prxywraca pr6bowa1cm rome
ZdrOWie... og{aszane lekar-
silva. Pomocy ME dozna}em jednak.
Nareszcle W cyrkularzu DR.. Miles
znalaz1em opisan'e me- choroby i
zaczafem uzywac New Heart Cure
!. obecnie jestem zupefnie zdrowYm.
Zycze, ably kazdy cierpiacy ma
SERGE spr6bowa} DR. Miles lekarstw.
Kto do mule napisze chetn1e
opowiem szczego]y".
EDW. EDMUNDS.
P. O. Box IS, David City, Nebr.
DR.. Miles, Heart Cure sprzedaje
sic z gwarancya, plerwsza flaszka
pomoze lub pienladze sic zWiacaja.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10
Ma Fanny

(Co podaiemy ponizej. to wyjete z
pisma rolniczego pod tytu}em Now1NY
FARMERsk1E, wydawanego W St.
Paul, Mimi. pod Redakcya pana
IDZIOREK, 315 Jackson Str, St.
Paul, MINI.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10

ziemi darmo dano osadnikom polskim,
wolno i'm sobie wybrac grunta, gdzie tylko
i'm sic podoba, a zaraz dostana deed pa imie
polskiej parafi.
Sprawl ia jest bardzo wazna ola
wszystkich o%sadnik6w, a z ~pewnoscia j to
ich zadowoli, re " powiecie Chippewa po-
datek gruntowy cd gruut6w W obrebie
osady polskiej wynosi oko{o $3.50 cd 40
ARROW, co oczywiscie jest bardzo tanio, a
podatek moze bye %odrobiony praca oko}o
polepszenia dr6g i most6w W sasiedztwie
Osadv.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10
ROME ZALETY KOLONII.

Wode do picia, jaknajzdrowsza, mona
znalezc wszedzie, juz W g4ebokosci 25 stop.
Wielkich wichr6w, jake czasem zacho-
dza ma p%reryach W Minnesota, W Dakotach,
Kansas i Nebrasce, W Po1udniowym Wis
c%onsinie ME ma.
W zimie wprawdzie pokrywa ziemie
snieg, ale to w}asnie dobrodziejstwo ola O.
kolicy. Pc sniegu MONA sciete drzewo lat
wo transportowac ma saniach do PHI lub ma
stacye sprzedazy.
Farmer W tych stronach ME potrzebuje
ca}a zime p~rzesiedziec "a piecem, jak ivy
kle czynic musi farmer na prerach, lecz
moze dobrze sw6j wolny czas z~uzytkowac,
rabiac drzewo ma opal, ~scinajac drzewo ma
budulec lub transportujac je ma targi.Fracht
cd drzewa ~sazniowego do St. Paul, M!nnea-
polls, Duluth i West Superior bardzo TAM.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10
OKOLICA DOKOkA ROPER
NIKA chippewa Co., Wis.,.

Grunta, przeznaczone ola polskiej osa-
dy K%opernik, leza W srodku pomledzy
Strickland a Weyerhaeuser, mad sfawna kole-
ia 500. w Strickland jest duza pi}a zatrud-
MALAGA codzieh gromady ludzi i kupujaca
nieociosane drzewo. Osadnicy, jezeli pragna,
}atwo NIGGA dosta6 robote ~kt6rejkolwiek
z mnogich pill W okolicy. w Weyerhaeuser
So koscio1y, szko}y, diva DUE botele, kilka
stor6w, salony, a kompania kolejowa ma
tn scope ola lokomotyw ground house, do
starczajaca zatrudnienia ola znacznej liczby
ludzi.
Jedno i drugie miasteczko szybko ros-
ME, a wv miare ich powiekszania i cena
grunt6w podnosi6 sic bedzie. A vice ola
samej spekulacyi warto ia Koperniku kupic
HAWAI- ziemi.
Ia nova osada ley oko1o 80 mil anne.
rykahskich cd Minneapolis i St. Paul, a
oko}o 100 mil cd Duluth i West Superior.
Obeirzafem sobie wpierw setki tysiecy
ARROW ma p6inocnym Zachodzie, zanim te
okolice jake najst6sowniejsza IA za}ozenie
polskiej osady wybra}em. Przezywszy ma.
P6}nocnym Zachodzie okolo lat Is i zwie-
dziwszy prawie kazdy powiat W obydwu
Dakotach i Minnesota, jestem jaknajzu
pe1niei przekonanym, re zadna okolica ma
P6}nocnym Zachodzie ME dostarcza wiecej
ponet ola poszukujacego grunt6w, iak pol
nocna Geese powiat6w Chippewa Price.
Cena tych grunt6w jest obecnie tylko
cd $500 do $50 "a akier ola rzeczywi
stych osadnik6w, i tacy moga kupic, p}acac
PREY ugodzie s1.OO got6wka, reszta ceny
zakupna zas mole bye zap}acona W pleciu
rocznych ratach, z procentami 7 cd sta.
Ziemia W tel POLsKIEJ KOLONII
poprzerzynana Jest rzekami i strumykami,
iako to rzeki Chippewa, Flambau i kilka
innych. Jest take kilka jezi6r, z kt6rych
niejedne So znacznie g]ebokie i zawieraja
mn6stwo najrozmaitszycb ryb.
ROSLINNOSC MA KOPERNIKU.
Geese tel okolicy jest tax r6wna, jak
P6lnocna Indiana lub Illinois, Geese zas Ia
godnie wa}kowata, tax IL wyzsze czesci do
skonale sic nadaja do chodowania ia
kich zb6z, jak p~szenica, zyto, OWES, korn
i jeczmien. Groch, fasole, kartcfle i wszelkie
gatunki okopowizn o~grodowizn rosna W
wielkiej obftosci i W jaknajlepszym gatun-
ku. Ma dow6d tego ME zawadzi przytoczyc,
il wlasciciel tych gruntow, por6wnie z tY-
siacami innych gosci, ia Stanowej wystawie
Wisconsinskiej, W roku lS95tym, widziaf
korn urosiy powiecie Chippewa, wy
sokosci osmiu do dziesieciu stop, kt6ry ca1-
kowicie dojrza} ma poczatku Wrzesnia. By1y
tam take rozmaite probki drobnych zb6z,
traw i zielenizn, w~lacznie z kartofami mai
delikatnlejszego gatunku, kt6rych nakopa-
no 400 buszli z akra = a take giowy ka-
pusty, wazace Cd 30 do 90 funt6w. = Mad
wyraz obfty plon wydaje take zboze ma
Koperniku. Byly przypadki, re z akra
sprzatnieto 90 buszll owsa, As buszli psze-
nicy, ll5 buszli kornu. lime gatunki zb6a
obradzaja sic W p%odobnym stosunku.
KOSCI0L w KOPERNIKU.
Kasyer kosoielny ma dzisiaj juz 5000
W gotdwce, ably "a to p%obudowa6 kosoi64,
ieno lie osadnicy dotted sic ME ujednali, ma
ktdrem miejscu ma kosolot stanao. ale bsdzle
budowany tel %jesieni. Czterdziesoi ARROW
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10
SZCZESCIE MA FARMACH.

Szukacie m%iejsca, kt6re byscie mogli
uwazaG jake swoja w}asnosc, ~miejsca, gdzie
vase mysli krazyc beda, gdy bedziecie
W podr6zy, gdzie najdrozsze osoby ma was
czekaja?
Pragniecie mie6 w}asuy kawafek ziemi?
Jezeli tax, to przybywajcie tn ma uro-
cze b}onia miedzy lasami, gdzie tysiace "a
k1ada sobie ogniska domowe, i gdzie dosyc
mieisca ola wielu wiecej.
DO MKODYCH LUDZI.
odzywamy sic teraz do rzeskiej, pred
s1ebiorczej m}odziezy W tym kraju u, szcze :
g6lnie farmerskiej, ~pragnacej zarabiac ma
w4asna reke. Farma ojczysta nigdy wiecej
ARROW mice ME bedzie jak obecnie. Liczba
cz}onk6w famili1 wzrasta, i pc swiecie ro-
zejsG sic musza.
PusciG sic tam, gdzie macie widoki "a
}ozenia sobie w{asnego ogniska, gdzie be-
dz1ecie mieli ~sposobnosc mierzyc vase
zdolnosci z bliznim, zajmujac sig sprawaml
praktycznemi. Utorujcie sobie w{asna droge
i badzcie niezaleznymi.
DO PAN0W DOLARoWICZoW!
Ostr6zny cz}owiek z pewnym majate-
czkiem niechetnie powierzy swoje pienladze
bankom, DO tie czesto bankrutuja .Realnosci
W miastach tez juz ME pop}acaia, DO moga
sic spalic, domy d@ugo moga pozostawac
niezaj etc, trzeba p4aciG wysoki podatek
drogo sic op1aca6 asekuracyom ogniowym.
Rola sic ME spal;,, niesumienni ban
kerry jj ME zabiorq, a cena jj rosnie
por6wno y polAnazaniem sig ludnosci i do
brobytem kraju. Miasta sig opr6zniaja, a
ludnosci IA farmach przybywa.
Procent cd pieniedzy, w{ozonych we
fanny, jest jaknajlepiej ubezpieczony, usta-
wicznie kapitaf pomnazaiac.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-09-10
KOsCIOk W

Kasyer kosoielny ma dzisiaj juz 5000
W got6wce, ably "a to pobudo wac koseioi,
ieno re osadnicy dotad sic ME ujednali, ma
kt6rem miejscu ma kosoioi stanao, ale bedzie
budowany tel j%esieni. Czterdziesci ARROW
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Teaching a Calf to Drink.

There are just two things required
In teaching a calf how to drink; the
first is little common sense, the Sec
ond IS patience. The com,noa sense
comes in when you consider that its
nature is to look up for it's food sup
ply, and if you touch the top of its
head or nose you must expect it's ten
dency will be to follow up that direc-
ton to find what it is after. Don't
think calf day or two old can have
a great amount of experience, so don't
expect it to show very much reason
ing power. You must do that for
them. When your patience begins
to waver, just ask yourself how much
more you knew when you were at the
Calls age, and il may help you to
credit the calf with a little sense and
enable you to overlook a good deal
that you might otherwise attribute to
pure cussedness.-Pr Farmer.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
A Great Book Free |

When DR.. r. v. Pierce, of Buffalo,
N. Y, published the first edition of his
great work, The Peoples Common
Sense Medical Advisor, he announced
that after $4,000 copies had been sold
at the regular price. $3.50 per copy, the
profit on which would repay him for
the great amount of labor and money
expended in producing it, he would
distribute the next half million free.
AS this number of copies has already
been sold he is now giUissg array 0bso-
E1teLy free, 100000 copies of. this most
complete. interesting and valuable COM
mon sense medical work ever publish
ed-the recipient only being required
to mail to him, at above address, twen-
ty-one (2D one-cent stamps to cover
cost of mailing only, and the book will
be sent postpaid. 1t is veritable med
ical library, complete in one volume.
Contains zoos pages, profusely illustra-
ted. The Free Edition is precisely the
same that sold at 81. so except only that
the books are in strong MANILA paper
covers instead of cloth. Send n0U be-
fore all are given away.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
TREES IN THE ORCHARD.
Tho HexaROnal Arrangement Preferable
to tho Square.


The Hexagonal Arrangement Preferable
to the Square.
There are several methods of ar
ranging the trees in an orchard, says a
recent Canadian bulletin. The one
usually adopted is the square, most
used no doubt because many do not
know Of better. By this arrange
ment the trees are planted in rows the
same distance apart each way, four
trees forming square. A much better
plan is what Is known as the hexagon-
al. By this system fifteen per cent
more trees can be grown per acre
without the least bit more crowding-
no small item when we consider that
the profits per acre are increased &C
cording'y.
BY the hexagonal arrangement the
trees in the second row are set alter
mating with those in the first, six trees
forming hexagon and inclosinR q
seventh in the center. To ascertain
the correct p osition for the first tree
in the second row, and consequently
the distance apart of the rows that
way of the orchard, take two strings
the same length as the distance apart
at which the trees are to be planted,
fasten the end of one to the first and
the other to the second stake In tho
first row, then stretch the free ends
out till they meet; this point will
mark the position for the first tree In
Aha Aecond row
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
THE UNDER EARTH.

Slams Dependence Upon Products Be-
meath the Surface.
SO slow was the advance in the util-
ization of the earth's products that
when our ancest5rs first came to this
country there were not more than about
20 substances other than building
stones OF gems which were won to COM
MERGE from the under earth. These
were scantily used; the amount of iron
required per capita each year probably
did not exceed five pounds. and the
amount of coal consumed was even
less. At present the annual consump-
ton of iron in this country amounts
to about $50 pounds, and of coal to more
than ~ tons per head. The num-
her of earth materials and their i'm
mediate products which enter into
the arts is to be reckoned by the hun
dreds; each year the number augmenrs
with surprising rapidity. Measured by
the quantity of the materials won from
the depths. the civilized man to-day, as
compared with his ancestors in the
ime of Queen Elizabeth. has increased
mis- dependence on the under earth
by not less than so fold.-Prof. N. 3
Shaler Sc D. in Chautauouau
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Removing Dirt from Machinery.

In some industries it is most difficult
to keep the large quantity of machinery
used in good order. An easy method of
removing sticky deposits of grease and
dirt from machinery is widely en-
ployed in England. To Loco parts, BY
weight, of water, put about 10 or Is
parts of caustic soda and 100 parts of
ordinary soda. This mixture is boiled,
and the parts of the machinery to be
cleansed are placed on it, or given a
dressing of it. This treatment quickly
loosens all grease, oil and dirt, after
which the metal is thoroughly washed
and dried The action of the lye is, OF
course, TO form with the grease soaps
soluble in water; and to prevent the
lubricating oil, etc., hardening upon
the parts of the machinery when in USE
third part of kerosene is added.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19

more or less, being the home property of VIM
T. Burk hart, late of Frederick County, deceas-
ed. adjoining the lands of John Hawker, JEFF
ferSOn Weldon and others and
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Comforting aa7lcc.

First Friend-Hello. links! got ba.
cold, see. Battle your feet IN hot water
and drink pint of hot lemonade.
Second Friend-Inhale ammonia, Oh
menthcl.
Third Friend-Take four hours active
exercise in the open air.
Fourth Friend-Put on all the winter
things you've got, and spend half day
saving wood.
Sixth Friend-The best cure know
for cold is to get drunk.
Jinks with emotion)-A friend IL
need is a friend indeed. Let's take 4
lrink.-N. Y.WeekIy,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19

l can now offer a housefrll Of the latest lmI. .
portations of China, consisting OF Dinner, 10
and; Toilet Sets, in all the various gTsd9' VI
English and French China.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
A, the CircuA.

Kangaroo-You had great luck last
year getting your trunk through the
custom house without paying duty.
Elephant-Never mind; you have your
Ehance this year.
Kangaroo-Wltat do you mean?
Elephant-Don't you know this is leap
year?-Harper's Round Table.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
How Carpets Can Be Freshened.

To brighten and freshen carpets
sprinkle them with tea leaves or wet
papers and sweep thoroughly but
lightly. Grease spots may be drawn
out by covering the places with coarse
brown or butchers paper and then
Put little OK gall in pan of warm
water and with fresh cloth wrung
quite dry again go over the carpet To
prevent moths under carpets u.
1coarsely-ground black pepper mixed
with camphor, and strew thiclily abou;
the edges or wherever the moths are I
he found
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19

II am so fond of candy" said Miss
Kittish to Mr.. Goslin.
THAT'S what makes you so sweet,
doncher know"
"You must believe, then, that food has
an important effect or q persons char
acteristics? Pr
81 do"
"What quantity of noodle soup you
have consumed, Mr.. Goslin. IN. Y.
World
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
A Fine Distinction

The Court-How is this Mr.. johnson?
The last time you were here you con-
scented to be sworn, and now you simply
make affirmation!
Mr.. Johnson Y ell, yo' honah, de rea-
son am dat 'spects amt quite so sua!'
about de Jacks oh dis case as de odder
Bay City Chat.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19

By virtue of a dec ee of the Circuit Court o
Frederick County in Equity, the undersigre '
House, in Frederick City, Frederick county
Md,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Blind Confidence.

Miss Dashleigh Ito her fance)-Yol
old darling! You just do appreciate a
kiss more than anybody know.
Jack Blissful with blind confidence)
Now, how did you find that out,
wonder ?-Town Topics.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Not News for the Doctor.

The latest device of Paris paper for
attracting readers is the engagementot
two eminent physicians to attend gra-
tuitously upon its yearly subscribers.
Recently the manager of the paper gave
notice to one of the physicians mot to
prescribe for X. any more; his sub
scription has expired"
The doctor replied: $50 has X."-
Tit-Bits.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
The Brut0.

She-It says in the paper that a Chi
and that she refuses to talk.
He-I don't believe it.
She-That she won't talke
He-That she's from Chicago.-Chi-
cago Record.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19

''Does bicycle cost much?" asked the
inquisitive man.
NO." was the reply. "a bicycle repre-
sents comparatively small expense.
The brake and bell and lantern and ac-
cident insurance and other incidenta1s
are the things that compel you to save
up your money."-Washington Star.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
ADMINISTRATIONS Man.

Judge-You say you want divorce
from your wife?
eyes, if your honor please"
''But reflect for moment that you
have lived together nearly half cen.
tury."
"Well, haven't 1 suffered long
enough ?"-Texas Siftings.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
LIVE STOCK POINTERS.

Systematic training is necessary
with young colts.
Sheep must be kept dry in winter if
they are kept healthy.
Fine silky hair is a good indication
that the animal will fatten readily.
The more comfortable the quarters
of the pigs the better they will grow
Keep clean. A large per cent. Cf
the diseases among stock comes from
filth.
1t will add much to the comfort of
all stock on the farm if they can have
a clean bed at night.
Fall pigs must be kept in a good con-
dition through the winter if they are
TO fatten in the spring.
Better purchase a little feed rather
than to allow the stock to run down
in condition at this time.
Where the supply of manure is in
sufficient commercial fertilizers can
often be used to good advantage in
growing potatoes.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Produces the Same Eject.

"Look at the color in her cheeks.
drinking"
'Well, guess she has been painting
things red, all right enough"
Presently they drifted apart.-De.
troit Tribune.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Violated instructions.

Irate Patron-You advertise to cure
consumption, don't you?
DIR. Quack-Yes, sir. never fail when
my instructions are followed.
Irate Patron-My son took your medi-
cine for year, and died an hour after
the last dose.
DR.. Quack-My instructions were not
followed 1 told him to take it twt
years.--Titbits.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
So Busy.

'Did you put those buttons on my
trousers?" asked the husband.
mo, DEAR" returned the wife, II
have not had time. have been all the
afternoon at the sewing club."-N. Y.
World.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
An Expert Definition.

"What's the difference between a
bachelor girl and an old maid?"
swell, a bachelor girl thinks she could
get married if she wanted to, and am old
maid knows she n't."-Chicago
Record
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
An Unfafling Sign.

Miss Westend--Apd can you always
Judge of mans character by the way
he laughs?
Social Philosopher-Oh, no; not by
the way he laughs, but by what he
laughs at.-N. Y. Weekly.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19

MAY TERM, 1898. B
In the matter Of the Auditors Report filed
the 10Th day of May, 1885,
Ordered, That on the Goth day of June
1895, the Court will proceed to act upon the Re.
port OF the Auditor, filed as aforesaid in the
above cause, to finally ratify and confirm the
same, unless cause to the contrary thereof be
SHOWN before said day; provided copy of this
In Frederick County for two successive weeks
prior to said day.
Dated this Goth day of May, 1885,
JOHN L. JORDAN,
Clerk ofthe Circuit Court for Frederick County,
True copy-Test: JOHN L. JORDAN,
Ross, Reich and Newman. solrs.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
In Evidence.

Watson Ito Brown)-What did the
phrenologist say when he examined
your bumps?
Brownie said that my wife had a
very well-developed muscle.-To Date.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Clever Bridget.

''They have potatoes to burn out in
North Dakota"
''That's nothing; Bridget has them
right here in our kitchen."-Chicago
Record
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Maud,s PecullaritH.

MAUD has keen sense of humor,
hasn't she?"
eyes, indeed; even when she catches
bad cold it gives her tickling cough =
Chicago Record.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
cHlLDREN's PROMISES
Why It Is DishonOrable to Break FAITH
with Boys and Girls.

Win Boys and GIrISs I
? paEept Is and others constantly make
E;,ni"r 80 cohildren which they
Clara Smiley; Charge t5ion OF full
ates, Emily Maulsby; vocal 's6iU?, t t
that we two were Maying, Nevin
Nora Ditzler; presentation of insignia
song, Member of class, class.
The graduating class, composed 0
Miss Nora M. Ditzler, of Mt. Jackson
Va; Miss Alice Gassmann, of Hagers
town; Miss Emily Nelson Maulsb,
and Miss Emma Katharine Newman
of Frederick; Miss Mary Moss. of New
Holland, Pa. and Miss Clara l.. Smi
ley, of Motifs Creek, Va, occupied
the stage attired in cap and gown.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
A Rural view.

Josh-Silas, do you understand what
they mean by collateral?
Silas-Oh, it means them good-for.
nothin' stocks and bonds the banks get
stuck with.-Brooklyn Life.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Strictly = Private Affair.

'sWhat," demanded the angry bride
do you take me for?"
The brute shrugged his shoulders.
ASK your father" he sneered. 81
don't feel at liberty to disclose the
terms.'-Detroit Tribune.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
A Woman,s Wrong.

Blabton-Why are the women of to
day SO heavily laden?
Ratley-Giye it up. Why?
Blabton--Because they carry a leg
of mutton on each arm.-Demorest's
Magazine.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Easy Way Ont of 1t.

First Teacher am very much an
noyed by my pupils coming late.
Second Teacher used to be an
noyed in the same way, but have found
cut how to bear it.
What is it?"
"I come late myself.'-Tit-Bits
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Had to Sprint.

He picked the bonnet up in haste,
Knowing he had no time to waste;
And ran from store to home-a mile
For fear 1t would go out of style.
Truth
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Two OF Kind,

The Colonel-Why, not take me for
better or for worse, Miss Flighty? We're
alike in one respect, at all events.
She-And that is
The Colonel-We've both figured in q
good many gagements.-Tit-Bits.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Wants 1t Regular.

Man wants but little here below,
We've heard the poet say:
But yet, tl.at little. as we know.
I'D wantA three times day.
Chicago Record
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1896-06-19
Once Used, they are Always in Favor.

Assist Nature a little now and then, with
a gentle, cleansing laxative, thereby remov,
ing offending matter from the stomach and
bowels, toning up and invigorating the liver
and quickening its tardy action, and you
thereby remove the cause of multitude OF
distressing diseases, such as headaches, IN
digestion or dyspepsia, biliousness, PIN
pies. blotches, eruptions, boils, constipa-
ton, piles, fstula and maladies too numer-
Gus to mention.
If people would pay more attention to
properly regulating the action of their
bowels, they would have less frequent
occasion to call for their doctors ser
vices to subdue attacks of dangerous dis
eases.
That, of all known agents to accomplish
this purpose, DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are unequaled, is proven by the fact that
once used, they are always in favor. Their
secondary effect is to keep the bowels open
and regular, not to further constipate, as Is
the case with other pills. Hence, their great
popularity, with sufferers from habitual
constipation, piles and Indigestion.
They absolutely cure sick headache, bill
business, constipation, coated tongue, poor
appetite, dyspepsia and kindred derange-
ments of the stomach, liver and bowels.
A free sample of the " Pellets" ID to 7
doses) on trial, is mailed to any address,
post paid, on receipt of name and address
on postal card.
Address for free sample, WORLDS DIS
PENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, No: Cog
Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.