The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-07-23

preaching on From . ball room r.
hell" ought 10 tackle . ward caucus
and be ashamed Of himself
Twenty-six romantic young women
of Kansas have conceived the idea o.
| collaborating in the production of a
novel. That's as it will get They
| WI quarrel over the creation of the
hero.
! Amanda Crosby, an imbecile woman.
| inmate of the Fort Scott POOR farm,
lives under the delusion that she If
man and viii wear nothing bat mems
clothes She frequently teass up the
| bed clothes and makes them into coats
/: and trousers
Two Missouri girls are visiting in
| Atchison and the daily paper contains
from three to . dozen notices of their
movements in local society. Howe
hates summer girls, but these two are
playing under the management OF .
good advertiser.
If it wasn't for the women the Lord
only knows what would become Of the
churches Down A. Madison in Coffey
county the other day Cambellite
preacher baptized thirteen converts
and everyone of them was = woman,
with the exception of one man who
had been set to thinking mighty hard
by q case of quick consumption.
A man came into a Kansas newspa-
per Office the other day and said: my
wife has bought a bicycle. but you can
bet your boots she will never wear
boomers or very short skirts" and
then he chuckled as though he was
possessed of a certain anatomical
knowledge which had been hidden
from the rest of the world.
Miss Constance ingalls, accidentally
clipped off the tip Of her fingers Satur-
day morning She was standing be-
side show case at Stoll's drug store
in Atchison, and thoughtlessly placed
her hand on a patent cigar clipper.
The machine was put in motion by the
pressure, and the knife caught the
tip of a finger of her right hand.
Arthur Capper says when a real good
woman marries a man for love she is
ready to on the highways and assert
that he is the handsomest man alive,
even though he be as homely as a cor
ner post to mud fence. Ollie Royce
suggested this happy thought to Ar
thur by saying next to her husband
Billy Nelson was the handsomest man
in the Sixth district.
In jackson county the affections of
a wife are not placed at a very high
figure. Mr.. Boise went into court and
proved that Mr. Garvin has invaded
his home and plucked away the ten
drills which bound Mrs. Boise to his
heart, for which he asked solace in
the shape of $4,000, but the jury
thought the affections of the wife were
worth only about 1878 and SO gave
verdict for that amount. That was
entirely too much. The man who
goes into court looking after judgment
against his wife's seducer and leaves
the double barreled shot gun all nice
ly loaded with buckshot sitting idly in
the corner is a good deal of cur.
Roy Hoover, the IL year-old son of
Frank Hoover, who lives near Avoca,
Jockson county. met with an accident,
Thursday, which resulted in his
death. He mounted horse and start
ed to ride across the field. Although
no one witnessed the accident, it ap-
pears that the horse stepped in a hole,
fell and was unable to rise. Roy's
little brother started ou. in search of
him. and found him lying beneath the
horse, dead The little fellow sum-
moned help Immediately, and it was
that the horse had in some
way fallen on the head and shoulders
of the rider, securely pinioning him to
the ground, Roy, being unable to ex-
tricate himself, had gradually smoth-
cred to death.
Howard is getting up an audience to
listen to an Atchison man lecture on
1.-The New Woman and Her Old Man,
This is probably intended to usurp the
field formerly occupied by Prof. Bells
lecture on young America and His
Sister,
DR.. Gunsaulus was one of the lectur-
ers at the Ottawa Assembly last week
and the following story is told on him:
when the express halted at Wells.
DIR. Gunsaulus looked from a window
and observed a crippled boy on the
platform, and that he was supplied
with a rude pair of homemade crutch-
es Instantly the Doctors sympathy
was touched: sprinpin~ tn the nlatform