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city Lots
T,OR SALE-INSTALLMENTS-

VLNOIt
800 down, balance monthly
/ have s)me extra choice lots and at bargain
prices.
More especially wish to call attention to lots IN
Crmston and Bancroft tracts.
Also seventeenth ST., near Union ave-. graded,
cGriied and severed
Choice corner near Seventh St. I; cars to West
lake.
VIII build to suit and sell for small payment
FRANK RECORDS,
I5-17-lsl0 oO-o2 $3.50 S. broadway.
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ct. PAUL'S CHURCH, EPISCOPAL, OLIVE
= ST. opp. the park Open every day in the year.
Daily service At 10 "a. m. The clergy Will respond
all calls for The Offices of the church for strang
visitors, without respect to creed: burials,
marriages, baptisms vsitatons of the sick. Use
Of the church cheerfully given free for funeral
services. Tel AZ red II
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FINANCIAL

Rates for advertisements under this classical
tom time. cents per iine week 80 cents per
line; month ~ per line.
VAACIFIc LOAN cO.-LOANS IN ANY
L amount all kinds of collateral security,
diamonds. iewclry ana seal skins also on pianos,
furniture and household goods in private, lodging
and boarding houses or hotels without removal.
Partial payments received. Money quick; business
confidential; private Office for ladies. w. II. De
GROO1, manager, rooms and t. III s. Spring st.
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CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER
~ Day Saints, a45 =. Spring ST.. up stairs in hall.
Sunday school vt 10 preaching service at 7:s0
pm. Tonight Elder f. NJ Whitesides will take
for his subject, Preexistence OF Spirits Did we
have existence before came on earth: Come
and hear the testimony of the Bible on this ques
tion y our time is all it will cost you. No col
lectiOns.
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GOAA-LODGING HOUSE, Ii ROOMS,
sDCOO Broadway. BEN WHITE, .,i W.
First st. %
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JvNION loan CO
sstinson Block.
Loans money Oh all kinds of collateral security:
watches, diamonds seal skins and furniture in
lodging and boarding houses and on pianos without
removal also on bonds, socks, mortgages; low in
ternst: money ut once; business coniidentinl pri-
waite Office for ladies; room Ill. CLARK X.
SHAW. manager rooms Ill and III first floor
Stimson block. II
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IGOR SALE--OLD ESTABLISHED PAYING
!. drug business on Main st, ELLIOTT II BA r.
NETT, $50 :. broadway. tt
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nor SALE-LODGING HOUSE OF l. ROOMS;
IL nicely furnished. Apply 2ssj, Z. Fourth st.
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L>RUIT, CIGARS AND CONFECTIONERY
4 doing good business: price. $40. MAHONEY
& MYERS, 1a6 :. Main ST. 20
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CREAsINGER'S COLUMN

n
WANTED-To PURCHASE.
| have n cash customer for Il good lot in the
southwest part of the city. In answering give
CREAsINGER. a47 : Broadvav.
COUNTRY PROPERTY FOR SALE
80 acres of alfalfa and 10 acres OF deciduous
TITUS, WIN good house and barn on ranch; water
right goes with place: located /. miles from Los
Angeles and near two stations. one on the south
ern Pacific railroad aud the other on the Santa te
CKEAsINGEt. e47 $. broadway.
~ acres, set to 1879 apricot. 1890 peach, 800 wnt
trees; good 5-room house and barn on the place:
also an abundance OF water and Horses, Wagon
and to)is 20 with the place Price, 5000; or wnl
CREAsiNGEii, a47 s. Broadway.
10 acres. to lemon trees years old and In :. COOL
bearing condition; complete water system and
water piped r'git to the place; trees are herring
down and balance to sui. buy S'0 pl ," = mIl
from Los Angeles and miles from Ahambra;
CREASINtEE, a47 $. Broadway.
10 acres OF good alfalfa land in Orange county.
and only "a miles from Orange: 10 shares of wafer
goes with the place, and there is an abundance OF
water. Price, 5000. This is good buy. Would
exchange for city property -.
FOR SALE-HOCSES AND LOTS.
For sale-A bargain. 6room house, newly
toNl2J. Price, slsoo cash, or viii take one:hili
cash. Located on Twenty .iirs. 81 W, st OF Main
For Sale-On the nstallment plan; IL room
house, with closets and b .th ami sable on rear OF
lot; lot 6oxl2o; located in the southwest part OF
month. CREAHfNGtR, IA :. Broadway.
For sale-A Groom house almost new, with all
modern improvements end barn ON lot lot 5oxi2o
Price, 5000; terms $500 down, balance on TN
Located in the southwest part Of the ci.v. Gall
and see tNEA>lNGEk. "a :. broadway
Fer Sale-A very nice home; new Groom
house. hard finish. with screen porch, pantry,
closets and bath; good woodshed on lot; good CRATE
in pailor; lot 5oNlss. Price. Tor cash. $3.50: on
time. si5OJ, S5cl down. balance $40 per month. NcaP
Traction and plco Heights car lines.
II tREASIN(it,R az i,roadWny
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LNOR SALE-CITY NEWSPAPER ROUTES.
Il Apply G. G. SPRENG, Herald business Office.
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S1O OOO $4,000, $4,000 TO LoAc' AT
TO q per cent net on business properly, boun-
Diary limits First to Seventh sts, Main to Broad
way inclusive.
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE. 2o4 S Broadway.
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IGOR SALE-STEAM DYEING AND CLEAN
L ing works: solvent paying business; 500.
l. ID. BARNARD, III. :. Broadway. 20
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wv ANTED-POSITION BY PRACTICAL
w bread and cake maker. Address H., box
80, Herald office. %
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VyTANTED-PHARMA PHI. a., WANTS
w situation. Speaks French, German and
English Address 1874 Clay st. Il
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NyOODBCRY BUSINESS COLLEGE (IN-
w corporated), 226 :. Spring ST.. is the oldest
and largest commercial school in southern Cafor-
MIA the most beautiful college rooms and equip
ment to be found in the state elevator for pupils
use; a large faculty of experienced and able
etruclors; open the entire year. both day and even
Ing sessions: practical English course Il THOR
ongh business course and course in shorthand
and typewritlng under an experienced stenogra.
pher. Write Or call for illustrated catalogue and
full Information. q. A. IIOuGH, presidents n. q.
FELkER, vice-presdent
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WANTED = WORKING PARTNER IN
w wood and coal business. Apply THOMP-
SON, 645 Banning ST. 20
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DOR RENT HAVE a LARGE NUMBER
Il of furnished and unfinished houses for rent
in all prts OF the city. If YOU wish to rent a
house. or II You have for rent call and see
CEEASINGER, 247 S. Broadway 70
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NyANTED-A COOK AND DISHW ASHER
w wants work. city or country. LCroR, 43i
Crocker ST. 20
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HELP FEMALE

FHEE-.7 STU ATOMS,
w SaOla $. broadway. T.. NlTrINGER.
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DROF. ". W. TATUM, TRANCE, BUSINESS
l. physical and independent slate-writng me-
dunn, Is now located in Los Angeles; rooms ut
Irving house, 20 :. Hill ST.; will hold physical
circle Wednesday evening and trance test circle
Friday evening; will give private sittings daily,
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WANTED-A FEW MEN OF GOOD AID
w dress can lind employment by applying at
room 206, Currief block Third ST. 1924 IS
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nor EXCHANGE-A GOOD GASOLINE
u stove and bed springs to trade for good cook
Stove. Address 642 san Pedro st. a
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WANTED-TO BORROW

VXANTED-M MONEY; CAN LOAN LARGE
w or small amounts on good real estate Sc
Curity, at IL per cent payable quarterly. Call in
the afternoon. JOHN FLOUKNOi real estate
and financial agent ii5 Broadway. ii
VIZ ANTED-s70o On BEST CITY PROPERTY.
w Call early. Room %. Law Bldg 1o5 Temple
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MRS. ELSIE ltEY NOLDS WILL GIVE
ANk developing and dark seance This Friday
evening; half price; can seat 20. 453ia $. Spring
st. 20
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LHOR RENT-THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN
II town for mattings. linoeuns and window
shades. THE MATING MART, 5o4 S. Broad
way. As
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vNOR SALE--SPRING ST. RESTAURANT;
Il very old, central popular stand $3.50.
!. ID. BARNARD. 1I71a :. Broadway. 20
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NOR EXCHANGE-A CYCLOPEDIA BRIT
Il annca, new and unopened, for COW or other
article of value. Address X, box 20. II
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MILTON NJ. LYON o2l SOUTH OLIVE
IN1 cairvoyant, developing medium evening
engagements by appointment; mediumistic per.
sons can consult me by mail concerning their de-
velopment. 6-3
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VlNOR EXCHANGE-TWO (2) FIRST-CLASS
y horses for a good delivery wagon. Inquire at
SO T.. First ST. p
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NRANCIS Y. IRELAND-450 s. HILL ST.:
II sttings daily and by appointment; answering
sealed letters a specially; correspondence So
licited.
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SnDn-MANUFAC BUSINESS
sCOOOO lob and building. BEN WHITE,
81 W. First st. 20
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DETECTIVE AGENCIES.

wv HEN in NEED OF A SHREWD MAN
w to trace down trail or 10 locate any indi-
vidua apply 70 the GLOBE DETECTIVE
AGENCY. Pacific Coast Office, 1915 8. Broad
way. I'll
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FOR RENT-HOUSES

TNOR ENCHANGE-A GOOD PIANO FOR
Il good work horse. Address 127 Mozart st.
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NINE. STANLEY, CELEBRATED CARD
AvA- reader; reads your entire past and future;
ladies' or gentlemen soc. Parlor IL, 81 $ Spring.
AZ
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GwSA LOTS. CHICAGO FOR CALL
- CO fornia property. BEN WHITE, as1
w. First 81. ~
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SITUA 7YONS WANTED-MALE

vANTED-YOUNG GIRL TO ASSIST Il
w housework. 3lj w. Eleventh st. 20
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TOR RENT-CHEAPEsT NEW BROOM
a house in the market; only $50; barn. sanitary
plumbing, sewerage. on car lines. OWNER,
cor. seventh and Beacon, close by. -
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LloR EXCHANGED GOOD ORGAN, FOR A
A. fresh mich COW. GEO. HARLAN,
81 32S $. Broadway.
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LNOE SALE-TO GO INTO BUSINESS THERE
4 is always risk; You may make money and
may not. Are you satisfied with to 10 ner cent a
month or your money and absolutely no risk. If
so, give me acall. II. A. NEWLlN, 81 Byrre
bldg. 70
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nor RENT-5-ROOM HOUSE, 1885 VICTORI,
n ST. ALLISON BARLOW, l.S S. Broadway. u
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Mrs. WALKER, CLAIRVOYANT AND
Nl card medium. is needing with wonderful
success She invites the most skeptical 10 prove
her power All business affairs OF life looked into
for the advancement of your future. VIII organize
n developing class and gives readings daily from
IL M. to ep m. 3l0i, : Spring st. 9-l7
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MRS. MANDENA, TEACHER OF OCCULT
AVA and metaphysical law develops spiritual
and sef-healing power; class and private instruc-
lions; also clairvoyant card reader. palmisl and
astrologist. Consultation free. Hours, Il. m. to
$ p. M. Office, 245 :. spring ST., room Z. 3-a3
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LHoR SALE-FUEL AND FEED BUSINESS
i to be sold cheap because OF broken health OF
owner: Oh stand; low rent: living rooms; sales
average ~ - So per day. sell whole or reserve
part OF fixtures Address o.. box 20, Herald Office
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MEN AND WOMEN TAUGHT TO MAKE
lVl crayon portraits in spare hours at their
homes by a new, copyrighted method those learn
Ing my method will be furnished work by me by
which they can earn IS to ZIG per week send for
particulars. Ii. a. GRIPP, German artist. Ty-
rome Pa. iva
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FOR EXCHAN0E-REAL ESTATE

Rates for advertisements under this classified
ton-l Time, D cents per line; week 50 cents per
iine; month 81 per line.
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NOR RENT-A NEAT SIDE FLAT OF 3
II rooms and furniture for sale rent IS. 80 month
bath and gas, one room. 2.6la 4. Seventh; cali
afternoon 20
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MADAM LYDIA, CARD READER-BEST
.AN1. card reader in the world; ladies' soc; gents
81: hours from a. M TO p. Room y, Sar
Julian, cor. Fifth and san Julian SIS. 81,
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WV NTED-PARTNER FOR MANUFACT-
w urng business, well established. NJ, box 50.
-
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y l.. G. FRAIM, PHYSICAL MEDIUM.
lls Holds public circles Tuesday and
Thursday evenings; private sittngs given daily.
761 Merchant ST., bet. seventh ana Eighth SITS.
4-l2
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NINE. NORMAND, HEALER AND LIFE
AVl reading medium: develops medium power;
selfhcaling and how to become medium at your
own home. 226is II. seventh ST. 70
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UyANTED-YOUR PATRONAGE. RELI-
w able help furnished promptly. REIDS
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY 1876 W. First st If
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BLACKSMITH
INVESTORS

ID EAL ESTATE, LOANS, STOCKS, BONDS,
IL mor cages, titles examined.
J.. X. PATTY, investment Broker, 1918 5. Broad
way room ., Los Angeles. Cal "A
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PLUMBERS.

INRANK A. WEINSHANK, PLUMBER AND
= gAshtter. 40 f. Second 81 Tel. la&
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EoR SALE-A GENERAL MERCHANDISE
l. store in country Town, great bargain, $500.
l. d. BARNARD, liz. s. Broadway 20
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YNSPIRATINE LIFE AND CARD READING
Il medium-Terms. gentlemen, 81; ladies. 81; San
Julian, cor Fifth, San Julian, Top floor, rooms II
and u.s. 3-22
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% ZOO - EQUITY IA ROOM FLAT,
" -COO rents S3l ZEN WHITE, 22i w.
first st. 70
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IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE OR WANT TO
l. know your future consult Xingara the gypsy,
al 2l7 - Hill ST. Office hours 10 a m. to pm. Al
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

1NOR SALE-SOME GOOD BARGAINS IN
Il second hand organs; good makes. kOli LER
i CHASE, 233 :. Spring sL If
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MRS. BARNETT-SITTINGS DAILY; CIR
1Nl cles Tuesday and Thursday evenings. 4Ss s.
Main ST., opp. posLoifice. All
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NOR EXCHANGE OR SALE-A FIRST
L. class gentle family fresh COW. for good horses
or what have you to OFFER Address L., box 20,
Herald Office. %
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

Rates for advertisements under this classified
uon-i lime; cents per line; week. 30 cents pc
line; month. VI per line.
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WANTED-TO PURCHASE
have cash customer for n good lot in II
southwest part of the city. In answering gil
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MEDIUMS

NOR ENCHANCE-ssD00 OAKLAND RESI-
II dence for residence here. 1aas Downcy ave. .,
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SOOn-EQUrTY HOUSE AND LOT FOR
.CCOO lodging house. BEN WHITE, 81 w.
First st. IN
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TyyANTED-YOuN ING MAN WITH SMALL
w capital wishing to learn the matchmaking
and jewelry trade. III n. Spring ST., room I. 20
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NOR ENCHANGE-NEARLY NEW. 3BURN-
Il er, process gasoline stove; Davis sewing
machine, ana bedstead; want chairs and lounge,
or incubalor and brooders Address y, Box 30. Il
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IGOR SALE-A BARGAIN TO THE MAN
that means business; first-class meat mar
ket tne pest III the city, except none. and for sale
Office. "
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ASSAYER AND CHEMIST
ATTORNEYS.AT.LAW

VINIIE BI-METALLIc ASSAY OFFICE AMI
i Chemical Laboratory, III 5. Main st. X. a.
PEREZ, Il. NJ, Manager. 40
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LNROEBEL INSTITUTE CASA DE ROSAS)
II training school for kindergarten; also school
for boys and girls of all grades; opens September
SD. Apply to MADAME LOUIS cLANERIE.
Silly
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S.pA ~-MEAT MARKET: DOING BIG
sDs) - - business; must he sold at once. APP
ply to BEN WHITE. a2i w. First st. 20
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NOR CROOKS OF ALL KINDS
IL and in all languages bought and sold. our
choice in 700, ana stationery of all descriptions.
GlNSS, $40 - Main st., near Third st. 325
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HUMMEL BROS. & co.

wv ALESMEN-Sl00 TO ST. PER
w month and expenses: sample line position
permanent, pleasant and desirable. Address with
stamp, KING MFG Co, r. 10, Chicago. 7-2g
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nor SALE-CHOICE DELICACY STORE,
II very old stand. most positive bargain. $50
!. ID. BARNARD, HE $. Broadway. 20
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y. sLOPER. HOUSE MOvER-OFFICE,
"a ia n. Broadway.
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FOR Observation-Disclosures

JTOR EXCIIANGE-A HIGH GRADE. STEM
4 winding, full ieweled Walthan, nickel move
ment, solid gold case; will trade for good BIZ
cycle or buggy Address o. box 30. Herald of
flee. -
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CnA-2la ACRES. HIGHLY IMPRoV-
sy-COO cd, Cotton. BEN WHITE, 22l W.
FIRST 81. %
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MATCHMAKER

]>%.-,,~ -
LNASE YOUR EYES. BUY a PAIR OF
~ smoked glasses; assortment complete and
prices lower than last. year at w. j. GETZ'S, Jew
eler, 1886 = Broadway. 1-lo-7
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NOR EXCIIA NGE OR SALE--IllGH GRADE
Il hickory bicycle, nickel frame. good order.
VIII sell for cash or ext hange for rstcass micro
scope G. II. s., room lpl Currier building. -
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* ARISEN d. co. HAVE THE AGENCY
% for Relay bicycles 22S w. Fifth st. $40
nNE LADY'S AND ONE GENTS BICYCLE,
~ almost new, so. G3,l. ;. Broadway. Il
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d. q - A.-LARGE LOT, SOUTH SIDE TRACT.
SAOO BEN WHITE, o.l W. First 81. 20
v-yoR sALE-WE SELL THE EARTH. has
t SETT & SMITH. Pomona, Cal. GO If
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MRS +. &. pENSE, NJ. D.. HOMOEOPATH
ANl Electric bath. 81 One electric bath free
tor ladies' only. 734is = Spring ST., Los Angeles,
Cal. Office hours 10 to IL II. M, 8 10 4p. 4lJ
ni DORA KING, GERMAN ENGLISH
- specialist: diseases OF women all Irregular
ties restored; treatment confidential; cure guar
.iiteed. $40 =. broadway. $685.
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INOR SALE-MUST SACRIFICE MY FINE
Il Hazeton upright piano Tor $40 Cali Mt 9l4
Boston st. 37tf
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CARPET CLEANING

C,1EAM CARPET CLEANING, SEWING AND
Slaying JOHN H. RICHARDS, 80 n. Spring.
Tel ia Ssu
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&E Cn-CoFFEE PARLoR AND BAKERY,
spOOO well located: clears 81, monthly
lrohi. Apply BEN WHITE. 81 W. First st. %
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Business Property

We have choice piece Of property on this
fine street, centrally located, now In the
heart OF The business center. We are offer
ing this property at such a low price that will
make the lucky buyer n handsome profit
within q short time.
CLARK g. RRNAN -, w Third az -tf
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happy one,

A healthy baby is the real jewel for which
the wedding ring is only the setting.
There is no place in Natures economy for
a childless marriage. Welded couples that
are childless are never truly married. A
baby is the tie that binds. The baby is the
pledge that makes husband and wife one in
nature and in fact, and that teaches mutual
selfsacrifce and sympathy. Thousands of
couples are childless because of the wife's
neglect of her health as woman. Too few
women fully appreciate the importance of
keeping healthy and vigorous the organs
upon which motherhood is dependent. As
a consequence, they are weak where they
should be strong, and motherhood is either
an impossibility or torturesome and dan
gerous ordeal. This is easily reinedied
The most wonderful medicine for women
is DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. 1t
acts directly and only on those delicate or
race depends. 1t allays Inflammation,
soothes pain and makes those organs
healthy and vigorous. 1t prepares for
motherhood 1t makes the expectant period
comfortable. 1t makes baby's coming easy
and almost painless and insures health in
both mother and child. Druggists sell it.
a ~ take pleasure in s.pressiag my i faith a in
years of suffering began taking DR.. Pierce's
medicine and now am entirely cured. had
been troubled with displacement of internal
weakness, but now am well and happy. will
cheerfully recommend DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription to all invalid ladies'
The profit side of life is health The bal.
Ance is written in the rich, red, pure blood of
health. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation and make the blood rich and
pure. They never grippe. By druggists.
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SHE TURNED HIM DOWN.

He Was Not Up to Date and Gould Not
Win Her Heart.
Everybody on the train going through
to San Francisco said she was the hand
soonest girl in the United States and every
one of the dozen single men worked his
level best to get an introduction. The
young man worth 100000 finally ac-
compllshed the feat through her father
and for the moment was happy. Then she
queried:
''Sir, can you back pedal your wheelP'
ell cannotp he stammered in con-
fusion.
"Can you mend punctured tireS"
"N-no!"
"What do you do in case of COLLAPSED"
she continued, looking him straight In the
eye.
II get policeman to take me homer'
he softly answered.
Father, what sort Of bird is this any
to the old man.
He's got a carload of plunksp' whisper
ed the governor in her ear.
"But he does not ride the bikep'
II travel on my shape and Wealth. put
in the young man as he bowed low before
her.
They are both n. g., sir! The man who
wins my heart must be a scorcher and able
to make the tour Of Europe on bike. Go
take lessons, tumble over on your ears,
get up with q determination to conquer OF
die, win success, and then write me a post
oil card. Father, remove the menagerie
and bring in that chap with the bicycle
hump to his backr'-New York Sunday
World.
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He Knew Them.

An old gentleman, meeting his grand
son, said to him in an impressive tone Of
voice:
My dear boy, ! hear some very discour.
aging reports about you. They say TINT
you go behind the scenes and are very
much gone on Miss Topsie Liftoe. Is that
so?''
eyes, grandpapa, to some extent"
"Drop them, my boy. know them, my
son. They are bad lot -
"But, grandpa, the actresses of the pres.
emit day are different from what they were
when you were young man 30 years ago. ;"
"Not much, my boy. They are mostly
the same identical actresses. Why, was
engaged once to Miss Topsie Liftoe my.
self. Chicago Times Herald.
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The Fossil Who Fished.

A doddering old fossil was one day fish
ing on what had been the bank of river.
The throat of the stream was dry and
parched, as there was no more water to be
found there than in the dining room of a
Raines law hotel.
"What are you doing, friend2" inquired
traveller
Fishing" said the fossil.
"But there is no water there. See! When
you cast your fly 1t raises cloud Of dust
as 1t strikes. know stream where there
Is plenty Of limpid water in which the fish
disport themselves. Furthermore, the wil1
thyme blows on It's banks. Will you no
come with me and cast your line therep'
II will not" replied the ancient dodo.
MY son, flshed here when was boy,
before you were born, trow. have
caught fat fish In this stream heretofore
and may do SO again. At any rate have
precedent on my side and have never seen
the stream of which you pirate.
Moral. -Precedent will not catch fish,
but suckers can be caught ON dry land
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-31

My little boy, when two years of age,
was taken very i'll with bloody aux. I
was advised to use Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrh@a Remedy, and luck
lily procured part of bottle. carefully
read the directions and gave it accord
ingly. He was very low, but slowly and
surely he began to improve, gradu-
ally recovered, and is now as stout aud
strong as ever. I feel sure it saved his
life. I never can praise the Remedy half
it's worth. am sorry every one in the
world does not know how good it is, as I
do.-Mrs. Lima 8. Hinton, Grahamsville,
Marion Co., Florida. For sale by all
druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-31
Every Meal is a Trial

To the dyspeptic. Flatulence, heartburn,
oppressive fullness of the stomach, are
the inevitable sequences of his use of the
knife and fork. To say of him that he
gratifies the cravings of appetite would
be genuine satire. He only appeases
them. Is relief attainablef Certainly,
and by the use ola pleasant as we'll as
Thorough remedy, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. Will it cure immediately Ger
tainly MOTT does not effect miracles.
But it does give prompt and unspeakable
relief, and will, if persisted in, produce
an ultimate cure. Not only does it i'm
part relish to the food, but promotes it's
conversion by the stomach into rich,
health and MISUNDERSTANDING blood.
Supersentiveness of the nerves, mental
depression, and unquiet slumber, pro-
duced by interruption of the digestive
functions, are also remedied by it. It is
the finest preventive and curative Of ma
larial disorders, and relieves constipa-
tion, rheumatism, kidney and bladder
ailments, and liver com plants.