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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

PHILADELPHIA Record: According to
Senator Quay I'VE shall have a new
tariff bill within eight months after Nc
Kinley's Inauguration What for? Mr..
Mckinley himself in his address before
ruary II, 1886, declared that the next Re
publican tariff law would firmly support
the American body polite, sustain the
treasury, lift up national credit and up
hold the dignity of American labor. If
the reports of the amazing industrial re-
vival which tho tariff journals are con-
spicuously printing be true each one of
these purposes is already being accom-
plished by the existing law.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Being an adept at giving o'clock
teas, why should not a lady in politics
be an expert at making a tempesa in
teapot?
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New York Tribune: Hatfield. the out
law, is captured at last. and in jail. But
will he be punished for his various muir
ders? VIII the state deliberately destroy
one of its greatest natural curiosities?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

A morning contemporary illustra-
lions are after Cations best manner
as displayed in his edition of Esop's
ETs HES
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

The ante-election visiting delegations
to Canton have become post-election
visiting statesmen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

AS the advance agent of prosperity,
Major Mckinley should join the Pa
irons of Husbandry.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

The business revival appears to have
been secured through artificial respira-
ton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

It is the defeated ofice-seeker who
can best appreciate the uses of ad-
versity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

= Yonkers Statesman: Cant you see zee
the lady of the house. Indignantly.
NO mum, ] really cannot" replied the
tramp at the door; you see L ruined my
eyesight lookin' for work"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

IL politics a failure to get redress is
usually followed by an address.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

1t cannot be said of Tom Watson's
letter of acceptance, Better late than
never" 1t would have been better
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

William Dean Howells pays a high
tribute to Rudyard Kipling. So do all
who buy his books.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

There won't be a single Republican in
the state senate TO serve as q terrible
example
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

If the people who live in the Hive
of Deseret cannot be industrious and
prosperous V 20 can be?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Harlem Life: Lady-Thank you. sir;
but I don't like 10 deprive you of your
comfortable seat.
Hibernian-Be tn powers. Teddy, it was
comfortable no longer when Oh saw you
standiB
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

The continual mishaps that befall the
battleship Texas suggests the thought
that perhaps she has Texas fever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

"All things come to him who knows
how to wait" Dave Hill seems to be
learning how TO wait.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

The national -four of Amerfca-high
ratAnt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Kansas City Star: 4 monster tin horn,
so feet long and six feet across the big
end. is TO be carried by six men on foot
to Canton, O. Thus the election of Nc
kinney continues to afford employment
to labor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Chicago claims to be the healthiest
city in the world. Probably it is be-
cause it is so tough.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Mckinley has his Wellington but not
his Waterloo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

The coal combine from lump has
become slack.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13
Avn ImnossihIe Queet.

New York Journal: Dogs" said the
cannibal king, in his anger tearing up a.
palm tree and furiously tanning his fea-3
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

The hold-ups should be arrested and
fined for carrying concealed weapons.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

A Boston poet exclaims:
ooh. let me stand upon some other
planets rim.
If we had any say IL the matter the
poet should stand where ne desires;
the world would be better without him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Nuggets: Teacher-Have you finished
your composition on what little boys
should not do in school?
Little Johnny-Yes'
Teacher-Read it.
Little Johnny reading)-Little boys.
when at school. should not make faces
at the teacher and should not study too
hard. cause it makes them nearsighted,
ana should not SIT too long IN one posi-
ton, cause ii makes their backs crooked,
and should not do long examples in
arithmetic. cause II uses up their pencils
too fast.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Puck: Sunday School Teacher-Who was
Noah?
Pupil-He was a weather prophet. When
he said il was going to rain, nobody be-
lieYed him.
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New York Weekly: Maiden-What car
a woman do when a man that has wor
her affection refuses to marry her?
Lawyers he rich?
No; hasn't a cent"
SHE can appoint a day Of genera
Thanksgiving and invite both families t.
participate"
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Boston Transcript: Boolzer-What are
you up to these days?
notwithstanding up a collection of
PERSONAL anecdotes.
Booker-Personal anecdotes of whom?
Hackleigh-Havent got so far as that.
Am getting all the anecdotes 1 can, and
when l have enough Of them I shall de-
eide whom they shall be ascrihed TO. !
suppose you know that that is the regu-
lar course in all biographical anecdotes?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-13

Cincinnati Enquirer: 'Tf that isn't ag
gravating?"
What's the matter?"
81 just got a letter from my brother in
which he says he is going to marry q
blue grass widow. ! don't know whether
he is engaged to kentucky woman or a
freak"
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Fliegende Biaetter: Military Dude
gazing at his portrait)-And yet the
critics have the cheek TO say that the
artists of today have ceased to portray
the beautiful.
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Cleveland Leader: What makes that
fruit yender so shortwinded?
Il guess he uses up all his breath il
polishing his apples.
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The Leading
insurance Agency of Utah.

presenting None Hut FIrst-cIass Board companIe
The herald., 1896-06-04
UNTIMELY GAYETY

The New York Tribune seems to think
the solicitude of the business men of the
country regarding the Republican pres
idential nominee a most appropriate
subject for righteousness. The idea
that men vitally interested in the pros
perity of the country should be a bit par
ticular about the financial soundness of
a candidate for the presidency strikes it
, as being just funny. But the fact that
this editorial gayety is hardly justified
by the contents of the Tribune's news
columns is thus pointed out by the New
York Post:
Editorially the Tribune continues to
be in a state of great hilarity over the
anxiety of business men to know what
kind of president the Republicans are
going to elect The joke is really too
KILN. You dear distressed bankers
and merchants and investors it expos
tulates with shaking sides. don't you
see how mirth- provoking you are? But
its news columns sponge out every word
of it's editorial page. 1t has to report
'craZy PopuliSt finance" as "likely to
pass in the senate" has to record the
votes of twelve Republican senators in
favor of bill to break down the only
law which now stands between US and a
50-cent dollar, and to print the passion
ate cry of Senator Sherman, thanking
God that the president of the United
States, no matter what senate or house
might do. would veto any such legisla-
ton. How truly diVertlng it is, under
these circumstances, with the threats of
such repudiating measures hanging over
the country, with the certainty that
The herald., 1896-06-04
Chamber of Commerce

The board of directors of the chamber
Of commerce met yesterday afternoon.
There We're present Directors Cohn,
Duque, Forman. Croft. Jacoby. Klokke,
Koepfii, Newberry, Netter. Waters. Vice
President Forman occupied the chair.
A communication was read from the
Fourth of July committee asking the
chamber of commerce to participate in
the procession. The secretary was in
structed to inform the committee that
as the members of the chamber, many of
them. would participate through other
organizations of which they are men,
bers. 1t would not be practicable to turn
out in the procession. 1t was moved and
carried that a committee of three be ap-
pointed to arrange for an excursion of
members at some early date. The fol-
lowing We're appointed as such commit
tee: Directors kloklle, Slauson, Wat
ers. The board then on motion ad-
ipl1rna6
The herald., 1896-06-04

Miss Maud Seaver, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. A. w. Seaver, and Walter =.
Vallikett were united in marriage at
Unity church last night. Rev. Thom-
son performed the ceremony in the pres
ence of a large concourse of friends.
The facing of the platform was prettily
decorated with green picked out with
bright flowers. Long date palms arched
over head and finished the choir railing.
Mrs. Hays presided at the organ and at
S o'clock announced the approach of the
wedding party by the rendition of Lob
engrin's march. The three ushers.
Messrs. L. r. Risden, Waters and Day,
preceded the bridal party to the altar.
where the groom and best man, MI
Moore, awaited the bride. The three
bridesmaids came next. Miss Alice Low
ell in white swiss over pink. Miss Daisy
Bell and Miss Mamie Hazelton, wore
similar gowns, the former over blue, the
other pretty toilet being over yellow. All
three carried clusters of white carna-
tions. The maid of honor Miss Julia
Kramer, followed the bridesmaids. She
wore a gown of white organdie over
cream silk finished with lace and rib
bons. White carnations formed the
hand bouquet. The bride came last on
the arm of her father. She was attired
IN handsome gown of duchess satin.
The skirt was ell traine and perfectly
plain. The bodice was ella borately
trimmed with pearl passementerie and
the long tulle veil that fell to the hem of
the skirt was caught to the coiffure by
a pearl brooch. the gift of the groom
In her hand she carried a cluster of
white sweet peas. Immediately after
the ceremony the young couple were
driven to their new home. oil West
Eleventh street, where a tempting we'd
ding supper was served to the bridal
party and relatives of the contracting
parties
The herald., 1896-06-04
Native Daughters

Misses Cele Katie and Mary Meade
have been elected delegates from La
ters of the Golden West to attend the
convention of the grand parlor. N. D.
G.. W., which convenes at Napa on Tues
day, June 9Th. The organization of Ma
tive Daughters was instituted in 1887.
and has expended within the past nine
years over $4,000 in relief and burying
their dead La Esperanza parlor No.
"a. N D. G. W., has alone since it's or
ganization given out benefits to sick
members almost 5000. The order of Ma
tive Daughters is not an auxiliary to
the Native Sons of the Golden West, but
an independent organization, composed
entirely of native daughters of the Col
den West. La EsperanZa parlor is the
only subordinate parlor in Los Angeles
San Francisco has over twelve parlorS
The herald., 1896-06-04
Several DELIGHTFUL Affairs

During the commencement season the
home of Rev. E. w. Caswell has been the
scene of several happy gatherings
among which was a dinner given in
honor of his son, Lincoln H. Caswell
who is a member of the senior class. The
seniors were banqueted in royal style
by Mrs. Caswell, and spent the evening
in jolly way peculiar to the college stu
dent.
On Tuesday evening at o'clock Rev
w. Caswell and wife entertained the
faculty of the college, together with DR.
j. A. Is. Wilson and wife, DIR. A. G. Will
Jams and Hon ID. NJ. Welch. The din
ner was sumptous and served in Mrs
Caswelfs own gracious manner. The oc-
casion was one greatly enjoyed by all
Dr. CasWell recently entertained al
dinner the students of the San Diego
district, over which he is the popular and
successful presiding elder.
The herald., 1896-06-04
PERSONALS

II. E. Whitehead, general auditor of the
Santa Fe system. arrived in the city last
evening from the east. After a short
stay he will return to Chicago, where
his duties will keep him.
c. c. Compton and wife of Trenton.
N. j.; Miss Jessie kimball of Bakers
field, Cal; Mrs. George w. Shawke of
Stockton, H. B. Jacobs and wife Of Chi
cago, H. Hiner and wife and maid Of Salt
Lake City, George Russell, carriage
manufacturer of Olean,N. Y; John Daily
of Chicago are stopping at the Hotel
Vincent.
Countess Wachtmeistor. widow of
Count Wachtmeister, at one time Nor
wegian and Swedish ambassador to the
court of st. James, London, is in the
city The lady is theosophist. an ad-
herent of the original society in Amer
lea founded by Madame Blavatsky and
Colonel Olcutt, is a fluent speaker and
possesses dignified bearing.
The herald., 1896-06-04
INSURANCE MEN
Hope to Fix Up the Union AMI Raise the
Rates


Rates
SAN FRANCISCO, June S.-A meet
ing of the Fire Underwriters union was
held today, and another one will be held
tomorrow, with the object of so amend
ing the constitution that it will receive
the adhesion of the Hartford and Royal
companies. At today's gathering of the
insurance agents the amendments re-
lating to non-board companies adopted
to meet the views of the Phoenix and
the Home were modified in the direction
on intercourse of mild type. This
was done in spite of a written notitica-
ton from Mr.. Belden of the Hartford
that it would be unsatisfactory to his
company. The members of the union
are however. satisfied that his real oh
lection to the constitution is that 1t pro-
vides too liberal compensation for
agents and brokers, and to satisfy 1t an
amendment in the way of a reduction
will be proposed at tomorrow's meeting.
1t is the belief of optimistic fire under
writer's that its adoption will lead Mr..
Belden to sign the constitution on be-
half of the Hartford company, and that
Mr.. Watt will join the union for the
Royal. To make any insurance compact
effective the adherence of these COM
panies is necessary. The others say that
they are going as far in the way of con-
ciliation as is possible and that II Messrs
Relden and Watt refuse to accept the
olive branch they will be regarded as
common enemies by the other general
agents.
The herald., 1896-06-04
Native Sons Election

At largely attended meeting of Los
Angeles Parlor, No 45, N. S. G. W.. last
night, the following officers were elect
ed: Past president, c. Bennett; presi-
dent, E. C. Schnabel; first vice, E. G.
Hookstratton; second vice, S. M. Levy;
third vice, C. Blumenthal; treasurer, A.
Ramish; financial secretary. Lee Payne;
recording secretary, H. G. Elkeles; mar
shall, c. Balzer; trustee, I. Norton. ]. A.
McCusker and Charles V. Howard were
elected and initiated to membership.
The Tourist club composed of members
of Los Angeles Parlor will give a troll
ley picnic at Rubber canyon next Sun
day, leaving Fourth and Broadway in
special cars at $3.50 a. m. All Natives
and their friends are invited.
The herald., 1896-06-04

The very satisfactory news comes that
Representative Hermann of Oregon has
been defeated in the contest he made for
reelection to the house. Mr.. Hermann
is one of the members of congress who
after protesting well nigh undying feal
ty to the cause of San Pedro, stood in
with the Huntington scheme to have the
conferees on the river and harbor bill
name the members of the commission
whose duty it will be to decide upon the
location of the deep sea harbor for Los
Angeles. He knew the reason for Hun
tington's insistence on this point-that
the arch lobbyist fears that President
Cleveland will appoint commissioners
beyond improper intluences-and yet
despite his numerous expressions of
frendliness for San Pedro he, up to the
last, acted with the conferees willing to
undo the prospects of the site chosen by
former boards of government engineers
and the people, by packing the commits
sion to suit the requirements of Hun
tington. The best place for the Her
mann brand of statesmen is not in con-
RreSS.
The herald., 1896-06-04
Hearts PARTY

Mrs. j. c. Kays entertained very
charmingly yesterday afternoon at her
home on South Grand avenue with
hearts. The rooms were prettily decor
ated and a most enjoyable afternoon
was spent by number of the hostess
young lady friends. Eight tables were
arranged; the score cards were hearts,
shaped and corresponding in color with
the floral adornments. Miss Anna
Smith won the first prize, a handsome
white gauze fan; Miss Kate Desmond
captured the second, a silver mounted
calling tablet; the third went to Miss
Marguerite Montgomery, a sterling sill
var shirt waist set. Concluding the
game. appetizing viands were served,
Mrs. Kays was assisted in receiving by
Miss Libby Wolters.
The herald., 1896-06-04
Jones.Swanburg Wedding

A pretty home wedding occur
red last night at o'clock at
the residence of Mr.. and Mrs. Joshua
Swanburg, when their daughter, Miss
Ida May Swanburg, was married to A.
Sidney Jones, Rev. A. S. Clark of Christ
church officiated. The house was hand
Somely decorated for the occasion with
a profusion of flowers. The ceremony
was performed in the bay window, which
was solid mass of green. in the two
lower corners We're medallions of pink
and white flowers. Dainty green draped
the doOrWayS and running over the walls
were asparagus, ferns and Ivy, a true low
er's knot of dark red carnations was on
the side wall, and opposite this We're
ropes of pink flowers shaded to dark red
formed into double crescent, which was
held by d graceful bow of pink blossoms.
The adjoining room was a mass of flow
ers, pink being the color scheme; the
flowers were banked on the mantel and
were charmingly effective with ferns and
potted plants. The dining room was dec
GRATED entirely in pink, carnations being
used to good advantage. Pink shaded
lamps added a soft glow to the whole.
Miss Virgin had the decorations in
charge. Miss Anna Reichard in pink
swiss made very dainty little flower
girl who proceeded the bride, scattering
flowers in her way from a basket which
she carried. The bride was attired in
white swiss trimmed in white silk lace
and ribbons, the skirt was walking
length, the bodice was cut high with a
fall of lace over the shoulders and
forming bertha in front, the long sleeves
We're met by white gloves: in her hand
she held white carnations and maiden
hair ferns tied with satin ribbons. The
young couple We're remembered by their
friends with many handsome presents
which will adorn their new home at
416 East Twenty-seventh street. where
they will see their friends after July first.
A tempting supper followed the cere-
mony and was enjoyed by the following
guests:
Mr.. and Mrs. D. Reichard, Mr.. and Mrs
William Fergerson. Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Q.
Bradbury. Mr.. and Mrs. p. Austin MIR.
and Mrs. D. Fargo, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Williams. Mr.. and Mrs. James Travis.
Misses Lizzie Fargo, Flora Bradbury,
Orilla Donnell, Mabel Fergerson. Hattie
Ley of Ventura, Effie Virgin of Monterey
Anna Reichard Messrs. Fred Renshaw,
NJ. o. Mould William Hamaker, Arthur
Bradbury, Major Weller, Mr.. Clarence
Ferberson, DR.. Forest Reichard.
The herald., 1896-06-04
Birthday PARTY

Miss Mercedes de Luna was the charm
ing young hostess who presided over a
pretty al fresco luncheon at her home on
West Washington street yesterday in
celebration of her fifteenth birthday.
Games We're enjoyed, the most anus
ing of which was pinata, the most sue
cessful one receiving an ivory paper cut
ter. Prizes for the drawing game were
a mother of pearl pencil and a slender
gold chain. The hostess was the re-
cipient of many pretty presents, which
will be souvenirs of a very happy occa-
sion. Those present were: Edith, Guy
and Ralph Maurice Juana Creighton,
Josephine and Lathrop Cay, Gladys Tut
tie, Shelly Tuttle, Irene Kelly, John
The herald., 1896-06-04
IN HARD LUCK
Found Wandering About the Streets Sick and
Hungry

In the small hours of yesterday MORN
ing about o'clock Officer Henderson
found man near the corner Of First and
Hewitt streets wandering about without
coat vest hat or shoes. and seemingly
in a dazed condition. He brought the
unfortunate to the police station where
his name was given as ]. w. Dervin.
According to his statement he came here
from Boise City, Idaho, and has been
sick and destitute ever since his arrival,
On one side of his neck was half healed
cash where he said he had some days
ago slashed himself in an effort to end
his existence.
Dervin has been sleeping under some
bushes along the river bed, and has had
nothing to eat save what he could beg
or pick up. His conversation was wan
dering and it became evident that his
mind was affected. MHlical treatment
was given him. and 1t is thought that
with proper food and care he will soon
recover.
The herald., 1896-06-04

there will be an enormous crop Of them
in the next congress-what capital
joke 1t is that men should want some
assurance that the next president will
stand as firmly against the crazy men as
the present one does Every day, In
fact. makes 1t more and more necessary
that the next president should be
known of all men to be of strong con-
victions and unfiinching courage on
every financial question; yet every day
makes it more and more certain that the
man whom the Republicans are sure to
elect" has neither convictions nor cour-
age. Crazy Populist Finance"-but no
word from Mckinley. Reputation and
panic predicted even by Lodge-but Nc
Kinley nobly dumb. That is the situa-
tion which gives such exquisite point to
the Tribune's quips.
The herald., 1896-06-04
Children's Home Society

The managers of the Children's Home
society are making earnest efforts to
erect new building for the accommo-
dation and care of the little ones in their
charge. number of donations for that
purpose have been made, but other help
is needed. At a recent meeting of the
executive board of the society the follow.
ing committee was appointed to solicit
money and materials. let contracts and
superintend the erection of the building:
Gail Borden, chairman; Rev. NJ. Greg
ory and John Waldo Ellis, superntend-
ent of the home society.