Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1896-04-17
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.t cEa Of the luton club mCu o,,rs .
ffyNs-i,earrled. .~htc-faccd japanese
.oniScS. whose rront distinction IS
Sal he is the lest Srocmed and best
Sif&Sseth pioukcytin all the world. His
<assnle IS Brunmcl. and the expenses o.
ibis Narircbe form on important item
fsn tbis gcE,isnsaa'S household accounts.
&fith ali sac rest Of us, Irummel dc-
~ecnced ioga his ancestors. That is al
- SOsly SHOWS OF his past.
II vas in LoIion recently that INC
-NrSr coEceiYcd t2e idea of providing
Is mcEley with decent clothes. Man.
< argued. owed :, certain debt of grat-
;nde - dead monkeys. which they
ould repay in no better fashion than
ysslso~iDg "A decent courtesy 70 living
sncs. And 20 his fore ble reasoning
lg1iEl0ef owes Eis vardrobe.
Ills master sent O. Poole. Mr. Poole
IS the most fashiouablc-which means
&c most Spcnsivc-gaiior IN Lond.rl
md therefore in the world. Orc has To-
introduced before Poole Will u.al,,
.othes scr one THIS was the talA:
-
"No," replied SIR. Poole
'NcH't you make an exception 10
iur rnlc. IN this particular case"
I'm sorry" answered the tailor.
AZ VIC haven't rot "a man ina the place
10 can make a decent suit FOR "a boy"
TO be fair with you" was the L.sj-
ting reply. eft, ISM boy"
"Oh," sad NJ. 'oalc
Yes. the aIalassa,lor went on, a.
mt boN-i,'s q monkey"
Air. Poole drew. himself 20 his fuli
ight. AMI with considerable hnuicu1
piled:
That's different. thought It wa,
boy. WI Won bring che monkey hero.
shall measure him at his rooms?-
u guess you'd better send 10 HIS
'0ms." was the reply; "hc's not 1ccus-
'Escd TO tailor shops"
What kind 81 q Su;; do YOU vant?''
oh. I Want several suits. a whole
ardrotc. in fact Bruiumcl needs "a
'ess suit. an ordinary everyday suit.
golf suit, dressing gown, paiomas
I'D bath robe"
How about a watch and chain 49,
>ked the great London tailor, with :.
burst OF British hulaor
tot Yo,s- The truth" '.as The re-
g had "a it'll, silver watch once,
rouldnt digest II. and IL required
= pctors 20 get It out"
poole sent Dent. the famous
: head cutter % measure Drum
vi within two weeks IN" monkey
ae ne0tcst little wardrobe that
portal monkey possessed.
fr-,.,.s saiif Is r,,Dfle ,f ,.r-ftia.<
hrondclOth, faced with satin. and
stitched throughout with silk. dis
walking costume is OF heavy English
tweed, and when YOU soc I}rur,5ncl with
his cap perchcd jauntiiy upon his head
ADD walking stick I'm ore hand YOU
have vivid impression OF having seen
something like it before probably
upon transatlantic liner.
His pajanas are OF the lightcst. finest
Chinese silk. and the mou,cy haas be
come 50 accustomed to trc5a that he
refuses 20 go to sleep ,vithou; ;acn,.
The Nath robe. which rs OF some. reccv
material, soft 10 ;hc touch. pleased
Brummcl SO much that lac ACTUALLY
icarRcd to take a bath every morning
Cor thc pleasure OF feeling IL upon n
back
of course. Drummel has "a valet to
look after him, and you may depend
uFon IL taat his valet earns his wages.
There is no monotony la his Ifc His
FIRST TASK in the morning IA 20 run %
irunmel's little bed and sce II Erum
'r'e' - sou oliNe. With Hrunmers in.
ordinate fonGness for Cntihg cycry-
thing tAat shines, from hand-n,irrors
10 silver hair-hrr@hcs, this is always
predetermined. be- owner however.
IS rcry .0ad of She Httle fellow. and
spares neither trouble nor eNpens. ,a
roke hum comfortable.
Taken OH in ali. The clothes for this
monkey cost as -much, suit for suit. AS
She clothes his master wears. NO man
we 'aeet on broadway wears Gus9 o-
more expensive garments. I'm fact.
one can't buy finer. Mn VoudorbIrs
dress coat costs just as much a.i this
monkeys. no more and no less.
Brummels 20. tiou ia lie IS truly
erviable. lie hes ou ;hst $50 requires
and has no esFonsibllitios.-N. =.
World.