Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-03-02
THE GOVERNORS TACT.
An Incident of Social Life at South Al
rican NIines

rican Mines
1t was at Pilgrims Rest goldflelds
in the Iransvaal one sultry evening III
the spring Of 1880. The Zulu war was
just concluded, and peace and plenty
had come with Christmas just past after
more than five years of continual border
warfare and financial depression.
The party were awaiting the arrival
of Colonel Sir Owen Lanyon, the govern
or of the Transvaal during the brief
British regime, who had promised to
ride in from Leydenburg, 80 miles dis
tant, and attend dinner to be given III
his honor.
In talking over the preparations Tor
the event, some i'll advised youngster
wondered if the respect due to the gov
ernor demanded the wearing of evening
clothes.
Each Of the party owned dress suit,
put away somewhere, but none had
Numbered white shirt. The shirts were
there, but they had not been in use IN
months, and Parker, the only store
keeper, had never even heard of starch.
In this dilemma DR.. Ashton, who
was in camp on visit, volunteered to
ride to Leydenburg and buy some, and
did so. A laundry was an unheard OF
luxury, but the youth who had started
the trouble declared he knew how starch
was used, and offered to direct the wash
ing and ironing of the shirts. With the
aid Of an ancient negro who did odds
and ends around the store they were
fixed up and duly delivered.
When the men in evening dress sat
down, they discovered that the zeal OF
the volunteer laundryman had far out
stripped his knowledge. The shirts had
been starched back and front from col
lar to hem. There was no time to make
any change and the martyrs to fashion
resolved to sit it out Most of them had
increased in muscle and girth since their
clothes were made and looked fully as
unhappy as they felt.
Soup was served as soon as the gov
ernor arrived. He noticed that his hosts
were moving uneasily in their seats,
and the chairman of the occasion, a big
Africander, serene in flannel and cOrdu-
roy, explained in a whisper the cause.
Then Colonel LanyOn exhibited a speci-
men of the tact that had made him be-
loved, and is still remembered grateful
ly by many who experienced his cour-
tesy. AS soon as he recovered the use of
his voice he rose in his chair and made
perhaps the most welcome address he
had ever uttered.
"Gentlemen, he said, cts so in
formally hot that I must ask your per-
mission to take off my coat and this
thick collar. l would have done SO with
out asking, only you all look so spick
and span. [ wish you would keep me i'll
countenance by following my example. -
The governor looked deliciously cool
in thin undress uniform coat and duck
riding breeches, and the men recognized
the goodness of his suggestion and gave
him three cheers. Then they stripped to
their undershirts and trousers and en-
joyed the remainder of the evening, not
outstanding the jokes of those guests
who had not been blessed with univer-
sity Quotations and aristocratic tastes.
The discarded shirts were stood around
the back of the room like toinbstOnes as
monuments to their owners discom-
future, serving as rests to hold up the
castOff coats and waistcOats. New York
Sun.