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AucrIoN SALES.
THOMAS BOWLING s CO., Auc,Ioneers.
612 e st DW.
TRUSTEES SALE OF PREMISES No 116

THOMAS BOWLING & CO.. Auctioneers,
612 E st Dw.
TRUSTEE'S SALE OF PREMISES No l1b
d ST. Sc
BY virtue OF a decree passed November
SI le9o, In equity cause 16701. in tho
supreme Court OF the Distinct OF Columbia.
entitled Ellsworth Fillmore ct al. VS. Norris
Grant, Jr.. ct al. the Undersigned Will offer
for sale at public auction In front of tho
premises on WEDNESDAY. the 18th day
OF September. A. D., 1886, at o'elcck
p. M. the east fourteen j14l feet two
w inches OF lot thirteen 1aj and the west
twelve t12i feet OF lot fourteen t14b in
square seven hundred and thirty-four t734j,
Washington. ID. O.
Terms OF sale: One-third 1.3) cash, one
thlrd1 l-3) In one year. and one-tbird & 81
ID two years; or all cash at the option OF
purchaser. deferred payments to be secured
Dy deed OF trust on premises sold and
10 bear interest at the rate OF percentiin
per upnum payable semi annually, a deposit
OF S2OO viii be required at time OF sale
Terms OF sale to be complied with within
ten days after sale or premises to lie re-
sold at risk and cost OF dcIaulting pur-
chaser; CoDveyancing, etc.. to lie at pur.
chaser's cost
JACKSON II. RALsToN. Trustee I
1883 + st. NV se5 dads
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wANTED-AGENTs.

wANTED-AgcDts, salary or conimis-
sion, at OPS 9Th st. NV. se9-3 80
GENERAL agents and solicitors WANT
ed, who can place Building Association.
shares; new plan; 20 per cent dividends as.
sured; installment stock becomes full paid
within years: increased commissions.
Room 90, Atlantic Bldg. seS-7t
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WANTED Situation by young white
man; cierK In grocery store or driver;
experienced; good refs. l.. Z. F.. ABB
+ st. ne. 1t
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wANTED-HoUsEs.

w ANTED-Ilouse, to board owner for
rent; two adults; by the 18th; would
take other roomers; furnished preferred.
ADDRESS II. A. s., this Office. 3t
w wANTED-To rent or lease. small
house. with acre or so OF ground, IN
suburbs near car line and easy drive 10
city Address. stating location, etc, L.
g.. Chevy Chase Postoffice, Nd seq }s<
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wANTED-1mte union barber wishes
o,,,Is good place. Address bARBEa, r., "a 1h,s ss
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wANTED-FARMs.

WANTED-Farn,, with about no
acres: with good house and out builds
ings; either In Md. or Va; Within hauf.i
ing distance OF city. J. W. PETERS.
Rockville. Nd as
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PERSONAL.

PROF. CLAY. clairvoyant and me-
0iuni, tells Dusiness, love, or family
troubles, losses, all events OF life. causes
speedy marriages., brings separated to-
getber; helps all in trouble. Fee, soc.
10 to 10 daily. 4s9 Il ST sw. seII-1nl. EN-
MIME. BURNETT. EgyptianGypsy,
seventh daughter OF seventh generation,
can take off spells and cause to marry, as
well as tell your past and future Can be
seen by callinS at the tent. Take Ecking-
ton and Soldiers Home cars. se9-1tem
WHEN out to lunch stop III and inspect
our slightly worn custom made cloth
ing; you may find something TO take tie
place OF that rusty SUIT you are wearing.
JUSTH'S OLD STAND. 619 ID st. NV.
se8-7t
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wANTED-BPs O. middle-aged white
man position as driver on delivery,
market. or truck Wagons; willing to WORK
anu understands the care OF horses. Write
or address \. x. x. No. 1850 Brightwood
ave --d-f SplU-3t
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EXCURSIONS.
ELECTRIC PARE
EDUCATIONAL.


ST. CECELIA'S ACADEMY,
oUi Eas1 S1psatoi se., waSnin ~ oon, M, ", Y.
September 8.
In addition to q thorough course in the
English bra inches, there are classes in
French, German, music, and painting. La
dies not attending the academy may avail
themselves of these opportunities
For further particulars, address,
se6-lmo SISTER SUPERIOR.
MRS. H HAILM AIMS Training
School for hlnGerEartners and Primary
Teachers will resume its sessions Septeni-
ber I6 in the Sunday-sch rooms of tile
Luther Memorial Church; entrance on Yer
mont avenue Mrs. HailnIann will receive
applicants on Wednesdays and Saturdays
from 10 to IL a. N. A other times at her
home. waldheinI, Cleveland P ark, Washing
ton, ID. @. se4.tf-em
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wANTED-RooMs.


wANTED-By young married couple,
or fur, 2dfloor rooms, for light
housekeeping: heat and gas; in NV; private,
Christian family; use Of pa arlor; state price.
Address P. D. R., this office. Item ?
wANTED-On October /, rooms and
board for married couple near car
line; state terms and location; must not
exceed $50 per mo. Address NJ j., this
office. se1O-3t .
wANTED-By married couple, with
out children, or 3 fur or unfur.
rooms, for light housekeeping. Addtcss
e. R., this office. se10-3t
wANTED-4 unfur rooms for light
Address F. Il B.. 5l5 F st. NV seS-3t
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The Bliss School Of Electricity.

Fourth year begins OCT. 1. 1896. The
only institution in tie country where
practical electrical engineering is thor
oughly and exclusively taught. Labora-
torres fully equipped. Instruction, the best.
Books now open. Catalogues on applica-
ton. l.. ID. BLlSSs PresC
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slTU UAr1oNs wANrED-MALr.

WANTED-By steady, reliable man.
a position as barkecper. Inquire lOlS
7th st. NV sell-2t-em
WANTED-By boy seventeen, work
wagon, has also had some experience as
liDeuian and in confectionery store; willing
TO make himself generally useful. Gail
or address 11O6 b st. me-. Item l
wANTED-fositio by an experienced
electric elevator runner and repairer.
Address q. n. r., this office. Item
wANTED-A Thoroughly experienced
cook, German, desires position, either
as chef or butler, In private family; refs;
Inquire at Summit Hotel, cor 7th and
WANTED Situation by young white
man; cierk In grocery store or drlveI;
experienced; gooa refs. l.. T.. r.. Al
E st. ne. It
w wANTED-A young man who has
wurheu Us cohpositor desires position.
Address q. T., 224 ackson Hall alley, city.
NTED -Hy a middle-aged man.
place in grocdfy sr liquor store or as
Janilor or watchm&n: sober: handy at most
anything, hest rets Address J, FRlND,
20 L st. sw se10- 3tem
ANTED-White union barber wishes
good place. Address BARBER, this
Office. selV-ot
wANTED-shun,ion by grocery and
meat CLERK, with SIX years experience;
VIII work very reasonable. 2Ol2 9th 81.
NV. ~ se1O-3t
wANTED-BPs O. middle-aged white
man position as driver on dehvcry,
market. or truck wagons, willing TO WORK
or address \. X. x, No. 1850 Brightwood
ave. sat se1O-3t
WANTED BY young man a position
repair man in hotel or second-h hand fur
Diture store. Address REPAIR, this Of
fice. se1O-3t
wANTED-A situation by an expe.
cheap. HUSTLER, los ID ST. NV
se9-3t.em
wANTED-By a colored man. place
driver delivery wagon u 1anitor.
Address J. Il. Y. 2Ol3 h NV. eS-3teni
wANTED-By capable workingman, Q
place in store or 10 drive wagon, VIII
accept any honest work. ROUZEE, 1906 30
wANTED-By a sober young co.orcd
man, place as coachmau or as driver
he boasssisy. s y Address W. sDiS X. this Office. =
w WANTED situation by Young man
with z years experience in the drug
this office. se9-6t
HELP wANTED-MALE AND
I'm a LIE.
WANTED Energetic workers canearn
$50 per week introducing standard
books by subscription; no capital required.
Inquire for Mr.. .DURLEY, in basement 1885
+ ST. NV. se11-2t-em
MALE AND FEMALE help
furnished free. Send postal. AL q
st. se1O-3t
FOR RENT-S25 18th st. Dw: nnfur.
basement rooms, rent Reasonable; or
will rent for board to caterer. ke9-3t
wANTED-First-c help; chamber
nI;iids, cooks, walters, coach chmaD, best
refs. lI40 Mass. ave. NV. se9-3t
HELP furnished. ma IL and female; cooks;
nurses; chambcrmaids, and Iaundresses;
send postal or call. l747 Oregon
ave. NV. se9-3t
A LADY or gentleman having influ-
eDce, especially with department clerks,
can secure an average monthly income or
500. Address stating where Interview
can be had, INFLUENCE. this office.
seS7t
w A ANTED-At City intelligence Office,
COOKS, general house eworkers, walters,
drivers, laundresses, nurses. porters, 1ani-
tors, stablemen, laborers, chamtermai.ls,
boys; places furnished Till suited tEs-
tablished 1882 SHACKLEFoRD'S, I27
11th st. NV. ses-1t
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wANTED-BoARD
FOR RENT-Fine large south front
rooms TO let, with good home table;
everything first class; terms reasonable.
2O27 st. NV. se11-3t
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KNOW THY FUTURE by visiting
HALEE, the greatest and most celebra-
ted scientific painiist, aud only true reiia-
ble spiritual medium in the city. Ny magic
power enables ME to enter into every detail
OF human mystery, reading your past, pres
ent aud future from beginning TO end Tells
business and love affairs. friends and enc
mics. lost OF stolen property, and IL the one
you love is true or false Advice that Sc
cures love, happiness and success, causes
speedy marriages, and warns sou against
just what you want to know. 1 have
brought more separated persons together
than all other mediums combined. Work
cases quicker than any other medium
Everything strictly confidential. Never
fails in anything Failure impossible.
Satisfaction guaranteed Price. 20 and 90
cents. Come one, come all, aud bring your
friends. and tell them of the wonderful
Halee and his startling powers Hours.
daily, from a. m. to p. IN. 92o
st. NV se6-1mo
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w ANTED BY young man a position
repair man In hotel or second hand fur
Diture store. Address REPAlR, this Of
flee se1O-3t
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FOR RENT-sroREs.

FOR RRENT-Bakery. confection store,
IT.. Anacostia. D. Q. selo-st
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WANTED-BICYC
W WANTED-wil pay $40 or SIG Tor
good, secondhand bicycle. See Mr..
HART. 944 La. ave. NV IL.
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FOR RENT-FLATs.

FOR RENT-To parties without chill
Qren, a flat Of seven rooms and bath;
elevator, steam heat and Janitor's serv-
ices; everything first-class. No. tit 3tli
st. NV. se11-1t
FOR RENT-Flats of 4 and rooms:
complete for housekeeping. 210 F st.
=, xy 1T
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roR aENr-Rooars.

FOR RENT-Fur. or unfur., 1881
.vAn. ave., rooms; large yard;
water III Liie Kitchen. Auuiess h. M-s
this Office. sci l.Sl-em
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FOR SALE-FARM.

FOR SALE Desirable house and
acre ground at Bersville, near Benz
Time Times Real Estate % Bureau, H 10th than and Pa. s
ave., Washington. ID. C.
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WA ANTED-fosition by an experienced
electric elevator runner and repairer.
Address Z. n. R.. this office. Item
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WATCH for Nine. Francis ad.
se3-14t-em
NINE. THEO. medium and card
reader, can be consulted on business
and love affairs of life, communications
strictly confidential German spoken; open
every day and Sundays 25c to 60c. 929
Il St nv. au1S-1mo
NO FEE UNTIL CURED
DIR. LEATHERMA
Specialist In all forms or private diseases
Hydrocele. varicocele and Structure cured
Consultation free. Every day, 0 to IL, 2
TO &; Tues. Thurs. and Saturday EVENING"
q to 9. 602 F st. NV. Closed Sunday.
LA DIES needing confidential treat
ment. q sure and safe relief In all
woman complaints and Irregularities. Sep
arote rooms for patients before and during
confinement, and find home for infants
4 required: Strictly confidential MRS
DIR. RENNER, 16 4th Ct ne. near =
Cap. a., Washington. d. o.
Ut. WALKER SONS. 2O41Othst-
nw.. carpet lining. felt. fire brick. and
clay, asbestos; paints. BRUSHES lime. CO
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wANTED-A thoroughly experienced
cook, German, desires position, either
as chef or butler, In private family; refs,
Inquire at Summit Hotel, cor. 7th and N
sts NV se11-3t,em
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steady. reliable man.
a position as Darkecper. Inquire lO1S
7th st. NV. sel1-2t-em
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10 s,urc OF Office, or TO drive laundry
wagon, has also had some experience as
liDeuian and in confectionery store; willing
TO make himself generally useful. Gail
or address HOG b ST. me-. Item
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WANTED-A situation by an expc-
perienced grocery clerk; VIII work
cheap. HUSTLER, los I'd ST. NV
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HELP wANTED-MALE AND
FEMALE

WANTED Energetic workers canearn
$50 per week introducing standard
books by subscription; no capii al required.
F. ST my keI 1.2f-em
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FOR SALE-HOUSES.
FOR SALE-A new house OF rooms
and bath: near II st. ne. cable line:
will be sacrificed if sold at once, $500
cash; rest very easy. Address c. s. E,
this office. se10-tf
FOR SALE-534 Sd ST. se.; 81 500;
bargain, 500 down F. b. DANTE,
4O5 10th st. NV. se1O-3t
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TUITION-In Business, Shorthand and
Typcwriting Courses; when taken to.
gether, same rate as for one alone; day and
night classes open September /. Call on
or address EA TON, BURNETT & DURLING.
and 18th SITS. NV. au26-lmo
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THE MODERN ,SORMAL COLLEGE e,
Typographical Temple, 42b g 81. NV.
ness, shorthand. and typewriting. civil
service. teachers. health, journ alistic. scien-
tific. and classic: Is the most thorough
city. Circulars. giving fun information.
furnished by J. ERAISE RICHARD. Prin-
cipal. au22-1m9
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w colored man. place
driver delivery wagon OF janitor.
Address J. Il. Y. 2Ol3 h NV. se9- 3teni
wANTED-By capable workiDgman, Q
place in store or 10 drive wagon, Will
accept any honest work. ROUZEE, 1906 Sd
ST. Sc. 4'l seS-St
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w wA,NTED-sit by young man
With years experience in the drug
business; best OF refs. Address j. B. b.,
this office. se9-6t
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w sober young co.orcd
man, place as coachmau or as driver
on delivery wagon; good references ah 10
honesty. Address W. NJ, this office.
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LOST.


LOST-Lady'sOpen gold watch; belt
guard attached, bearing owners name
Reward if returned to Room ia, Washing
ton Loan aud Trust Building. Item
LOST-Sept. 10, at Albaugh's, bird
shaped diamond pin, or on Navy Yard
car or from 9th and Pa. ave. to 9th and
B Sc Liberal reward on return to 600 Sc.
IT em
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FOR SALE-BICYCLES.
FOR SALE-Bicycie, SO model: high
grade. large tubing, and everything
up-to-date; cost SS5; IL sold at once. price
$50 cash. Address Box 90. this Office.
se11-3t 49,
FOR SALE-A lady's or gents sOlld
tire bicycle; in perfect order, easy
runner: $40; "a large sound horse. Sis,
Can be seen at 800 Center Market.
se11-3t
FOR SALE-P neumatic tire bicycle
FOR sale cheap. Call at OSBORNE'S
store. / st and ID SITS. NV. se10-3t-em
FOR SALE-Gent's high-grade wheel;
fine condition; S25. 1719 De Sales
st. seIO-3t
FOR SALE-Lady's Liberty bicycle;
fine condition; $40. 1I19 De Sales
ST. sei0-3t
FOR SALE-Cheap, Crescent bi-
cycle and banjo. Call ut 310SQ st. NV.
SEQ Stem
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-09-24
scHo oL AND N B CHIjJj3RFi;Cl:;lH,, re-

In the private schools e China :
1 teacher is paid about one cent q day for
each pupil.
The University Of Calcutta is said
TO be the largesteducational corporation
IN the world. Every year it examines
over 10000 students.
DIR. Pepper announces the receipt
OF $50, 900 subscriptions to the fund for
the new Museum of Science and Art for
the University Of Pennsylvania.
st. Augustine's benedictine priory
at Ramsgate, England, has been made
an abbey by thepope. Its the first alb
hey of benedictines established in Eng
land since the reformation.
Bristol has raised money enough to
have the bishopric reconstructed, but
will have to get enough more to build
a suitable residence before parliament
will allow the see to have a bishop all
to itself again. .,.
Maine Baptists believe in getting
there in the morning. The congrega-
ton Of the village church at Montague
have been appealed to by one not of the
household of the faith, who begs them
not to ring the church bell at $3.50 a.
m. on Sundays, il they must take their
spiritual nourishment so early.
In Iowa saloons must be at least
800 feet from churches. The Meth
odists of Madrid, Boone county, are put
ting up church within 800 feet of B.
Aries saloon and he will endeavor TO
cnjoin them on the plea that he was
on the ground first. He wants to get
into court before they, after the church
is established, try to compel him to re-,
move. s.
Prince Czartoryski. member of
the Austrian upper house, recently
told the Callahan schoolmaster that
.illiteracy, for which Austrian Poland is
notorious, has favorable influence on
character and understanding. The il
literate he declared to be for the most
part well behaved and sensible, while
history shows that enlightenment is not
essential to happiness and prosperity q.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-09-24
A Trying Position.

Old Mrs. Nj, who was seriously
i'll, found herself to be i'll a trying posi-
ton which she defined to a friend in
these words:
You see my daughter .Harrietis mar
ried to one O. these home path doctors
and my daughter Kate to an allypath.
If 7 call in the honey path ! my allypath
son-in-la an his wife git mad, an if
i call in my allypath son y il, my
homeypath son-in-law.a an his wife git
mad, an if I go ahead an git well with
out either o. 'em then they'll both be
mad, 80 don tsee but I'd better die out
right s Detroit Free Press.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-09-24
Il 81 9 z, q.
THE ORG An.
II Presence Ia an Indians Home IN Evi-
danna Af Arisfonracx

IT. Presence In an Indians Home IN Evi.
denoo o. Aristocracy.
80 When travelling over the Crow Greek
and Lower Brule reservations, adj acent
70 this city, it is no uncommon sight,
says the Minneapolis Journal, to see
elegant and costly organs Occupying
positions in log houses whose exterior
present anything but a cheerful or pros
porous appearance. Yet these Indians
IRE fairly prosperous, and having dur.
ing the past few months received con.
siderable money from the government
have expended it for such articles as
meet their fancy.e~In addition to- fine
furniture, carriages and carpets, many
of them have purchased organs. In
dian families that have invested their
surplus wealth in organs are the envy
of all their neighbors until the envious
ones can themselves purchase instru.
ments, and then harmony is restored in
the Indian settlements.
Sometimes the Indians, in their desire
to live as their white neighbors do.
assume obligations which they are un
able to meet. Such was the case with
John Barry, a Sioux who lives north Of
this city near the big bend of the Mis-
souri, river. Barry and his family
wanted an organ badly, and after con-
siderable negotiating prevailed upon an
agent to sell them an $50 instrument
upon payment of five dollars-all the
money, they had-the remaining SIS
to be paid at certain date. The amount
became due short time ago. The
money not being forthcoming, the agent
secured the services of Sheriff Jordan.
OF this city, and together they pro.
ceeded to. the home of the Indian. took
possession of the organ and carried it
to town. Barry and his family have
now lost caste with their brethren who
are fortunate enough to own organs,
and are again looked upon simply az
ordinary Indians.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-09-24
NEW DISEASE TRACER.

The Phonendoscope Marks the Faiptest
vibrations OF the Vital Organs.
The x rays of Prof. Roentgen, which
have been used successfully in penetrat-
ing the secrets of the human body, are
scarcely more wonderful than the
phonendoscope, the device of Prof.
Bianchi, an italian, who is distin-
guished for his achievements in medi:aE
pathology, says the Baltimore Sun.
The phonendoscope is described as an
outgrowth of the stethoscope, but diff
fers from that instrument in its struc-
ture and the delicacy Of, its action.
It depends upon the fact that all of the
organs of the body are subject to vibra-
tory motion, and that these motions
may be conveyed to the ear of the physi-
clan in the form of sound.
Mr.. Garrett P. Serviss writes from
Paris that he saw the invention tested
with remarkable results. A number
of members of the Clinical Society Of
Practitioners of France, after a series
of experiments, admitted that it,would
do all that Prof. Bianchi claimed for it.
It is declared to be easy, by this process,
not only to discover general disease.
but to locate any foreign body lodged
in any of the organs or tissues, as well
as to determine the existence and ex-
tent Of cancerous or similar internal
growth. Combined with the revela-
tons made by the x ray" concludes Mr..
Serviss, "this method of disclosing the
secrets of the internal man seem to
open up wonderful new field of use
fulness for doctors. If they can thus
chase disease into it's deepest hiding
places, why should they noteradicate it
entirely?" Prof. Bianchi, the inventor,
is a chevalier of the crownsof Italy,
distinction conferred upon him for his
great learning and his contributions
to medical science. n.u IT,.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-09-24
vAGARlEs OF THE MEMORY.
One Man Had to Get Drunk In order to
&a 'wLEG zysis Remember.


va 'stt;gs &rr;3 Remember,
Men have been known to leave home
for a few days, commit some serious
crime and return, quite oblivious of
what they had done. Very interesting
is the case, so common among soldiers
who have fought a battle and who when
it is over cannot recall the events for
several hours. The same thing happens
to those who have escaped from ship.
wreck and to aeronauts who have just
descended from the clouds. This is
the temporary loss due to strong emo
ton. Then there are curious examples
of temporary loss of memory owing to
fatigue.
Sir Henry Holland IS " when down a mine
in the Harz mountains and suffering
from fatigue completely forgot his Ger
man and could not remember word
CT it until he had rest and refreshment
after ascending. We all experience this
in less degree. Sometimes it is All
injury which causes the blank in the
backward gaze. An English professor
once received violent blow on the
head and at once forgot all his Greek
and a musician lost his memory of music
from the same cause. Mr.. Whymper,
IN his book on the Alps, tells how he fell
over a frightful precipice 200 feet high,
with the result that his past was for a
time wholly blotted out of his memory.
The most singular cases of memory
loss are in connection with language
It is quite common in our hospitals to
see a sick German unable to speak
word of the English he had thoroughly
mastered.
; A clergyman some time ago lost all
recollection of words, but he could still
remember the letters of which they
were composed and could express his
ideas freely by spelling the words. An
officer suffered from slight attack of
apoplexy, and as result forgot all but
a very few words. When he tried to
speak he merely uttered nonsense, but
if book or manuscript were handed to
him he read it with perfect propriety.
One of the most extraordinary Of all
memory losses is when a person for
gets how to write with his right hand,
but still has the power to do SO with
his left hand. In such a case after he
has written with his left hand the
desired sentence he can copy it with his
right hand.
When the memory Of words is gradu-
ally lost it invariably progresses in one
particular order. First the proper
nouns, then adjectives, and this stage
is followed by failure of power to rec
ollect events. Very many people suf-
fer from. the first defree; excessive
smokers, for instance, it is said, some
times find it difficult to recall proper
names. Drunkenness is a well-l1nown
cause, and there is the very curious case
Of a man who mislaid a package while
drunk, forgot where he had put when
sober and had to get drunk again to
find st. James Gazette.