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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02
Notice to Teachers.

Notice is hereby given that the county
board of teachers examiners Of the
county of Santa Fe will meet at the court
house in the city of Santa Fe on Septem-
Der Is and 10, opsnining at 8 q. m. and
closing at p. N. each day, for the pur-
pose Of examining applicants for teach.
ers' certificates.
CosMs HxRRERA,
MAUD L. HURT,
]. H. CRIsr,
Board Of Examiners.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Abe Johnson--I see You doan't take
Miss Snowflake to any noah picnics.
Jim Jackson-I doan't waste no NOAH
money on her; she's engaged.
"Who tor"
"Me."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Many days work is lost by sick head
ache, caused by indigestion and stomach
troubles. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the most effectual pills for overcoming
such difficulties. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Poison ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
Nswton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02
The little French doll was dear little

The little French doll was dear little
doll
Decked out in the sweetest of dresses;
Her eyes we're of hue
A most delicate blue,
And dark as the night we're her tresses;
Her dear little mouth was t1uted and red,
And this little French doll was 30 very
we'll bred
That whenever accosted her little mouth
said:
mamma! mammal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02
How many hap.

How many hap.
py marriage ties
are daily cut asun.
der by the grim
destroyer,e death
How many women
go radiantly to the
altar, only to pass
"a few short month.
Nof agony and pain,
and then go down
to early graves
T,hara &c ope caues
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02
sUNBEAMs.

Did yen know Popperton is leading a
double life nowadayss No, you don't tell
me! Fact. Only yesterday saw him out
walking with his twins.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

"Boys will be boys" but you can't af-
ford to lose any of them. Be ready for
the green apple season by having De-
Wits Colo & Cholera Cure in the house.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

If you have ever seen a little child in
the agony of summer complaint, you can
realize the danger of the trouble and ap-
probate the value ofinstantaneousr eliefal-
ways afforded by DeWitt's Collie & Cholera
Cure. For dysentery and diarrhoea it is
reliable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as cure unless it we're
cure. Newton's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Remember thou debtor art
To every man by want distressed,
And he may claim rightful part
In every good with which thou'rt blessed.
And II today golden stream
OF comforts through thy life is flowing.
Should hungry eyes UNDECIDED CLEAN
In on thy board with plenty glowings
Scare not from thee the frightened dove,
Think Of the cleaner in thy moving,
And tbs last vineyard clusters why removed
Raymond b. Stearns.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Little Freddie, watching the stars as
they came out, one by one, Look man.
ma, he cried, the angels are lighting their
bicycle lamps.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

1t doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliouness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by I'M
avoidable circumstances; DeWitt's Little
Early Rsers will speedy cure them all.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02
Nine people
out of ten

Who go east on the Burning
tons "Vestibuled Flyer" COM
ment on the beauty. comfort
and elegance of its sleeping
cars.
There are ten of them al
together-all fresh from the
Pullman Company's shops
all with wide vestibules-
Pintsch gas-elegant uphol-
stery = new carpets - wide
berths = up-to-d date methods
of ventilation and sanitation.
The Flyer" leaves Denver
at $3.50 p. m. daily-after arri-
val of d. & II. G. and Col. Mid.
trains from all points in Col
orado.
Tickets and timetables on
applications to nearest ticket
agent or by addressing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

She-Everybody says you married me
only for my money.
He-But didn't, dear.:I know you look
it, dear, but didn't.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities and
disease. 1t does this and more. It builds
up and strengthens constitutions impair
ed by disease. It recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Muggins-We got beautifully deceived
in our entertaining friend Goodfellow.
1t turns out that he is professional
crook.
Guggins-Great Scott! I cant't be-
lieve it. What 10 his speciality
He's security farmer.
What on earth is thatP
He makes business of raising notes
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

He loved me, she sobbed. fed upon
his love until it grew cold. What was I
then to do, I, who had been used to three
warm meals day?
As they listened their hearts grew
heavy. Here, indeed, was sorrow.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

ArbOricide.
A word Of grief to me erewhile,
eve have cut thu oak down in our isle. /"
And said: eye have bereaven
The song thrush and the bee,
And the fisher boy at sea
OF his seamark in the even, y
And gourds Of cooling shade, to lie
Within the sickle's sound,
And the old sheep dogs saffron eye I
OF sleep on duty's ground,
And poets of their tent
And quiet tenement
All, impious, who SO paid
Such fatherhood and made
OF murmurous Immortality cargo and
tradep'
Louise Imogen Quincy in Century.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,
Trains No. and carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist slecpers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the 'Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route
or the undersigned.
b. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
Q. 7. NICHOLSON, q. r. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Rank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Giblets-I hear Growler threw up his
old job because he got the rheumatism
Joblots-Yes. Afraid of getting stiff
joint.
Well, he's got one, anyway.
zone whatf"
"Stiff joint"
SLOWS thatf"
"He's superintenden of the morgue."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Tommy how did you get the back of
your neck all sunburntf Pullin' weeds in
the garden. But your hair is all wet my
son. That's Precipitation. Your vest is
on wrong side out too. Put it on that
way purpose. And how does happen,
Tommy dear, that you have got John
Browns trousers on? (After a long
pause.) Mother can not tell lie. I've
been a.swimmin.-G. Washington, Jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02
William Zachary Gladwin in independent.
Life's Measure,

Life's Measure.
"He liveth long who liveth WE'LL"
So ran the legend terse and bold.
To keep this truth in mind were well,
For truth is better kept than gold.
The one will perish in an hour.
One never dies, but bright and pure
AS heaven itself, when earthly power
has passed, forever shall endure.
Not by the years of life is told
The length of life, but by the zeal
And kindly works, as growing old,
Men for each other do and feel.
His life is long whose work is we'll.
And, be his station low or high,
He who the most good works can tell
Lives longest, though he soonest die.
Then, as the swift winged moments speed,
Freight them with wealth and truth
and love,
With garnered sheaves of thought and
deed
For the grand harvest home above.
Sow love and taste its fruitage sweet,
Sow smiles and see the desert spring,
Sow wisdom for its harvest meet,
Sow sunlight for the Joy twill bring.
H. H. Browne.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

Mr.. Jacob Esbensen, who is in the en-
ploy of the Chicago Lumber Co., at Des
Moines, Iowa, says: 81 have Just sent
some medicine back to my mother in
the old country, that know from per-
sonal use to be the best medicine in the
world for rheumatism, having used it in
my family for several years. It is called
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It always
does the work." so cent bottles for sale
by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-02

G. W. vAILERY General Agent, Denver.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-21
eLsURlSY WAS THE WORD.
The Stranger Knew Row TO SPELL 1t, but
Was Rather Slow.

S..,,,,.., ,r,,,...
we. pa.,,.. or. ~ ""'
Inc Junior Mr bo6tum was digging
away very lnuustrlousiy at brief In the
stenograpner room IN tne states attor.
ney 8 oInce' Wheh suuuenly ne looked
ABOUT ID panic ana inquired: "Sayl
HOW 40 you spel pieurlsyr
F-i-uoupie ora c-yn sald Mr. Nor
rlson' soou uehl aioer the iashion OF
pIutocracy' lney come from the same
rooo.
onink ps p'iu r-a-c.y myself the
stenograpner Ventureu, ana Ramsay and
eVery oCnor assistant IN ths department
hau suggestion 10 make, and they were
making them when quiet voice spoke
from tne uoor:
Faruon mel couldnt holp hearing
your expressions OF dilemma. Am justi-
ned IN presumlng to intrude my knowl-
edge OF orthography to set you all rightH'
Ii you know how to spell pleurisy, you
are as welcome as the dawn" said the
junior MI Bottum. mo apologies neoes-
sary.
Still L must deprecate for my intru
sion. When educated and refined men are
wrestling with word that makes them
spell hko steam shovels or mountain goats,
they naturally consider IL impertinent for
an utter stranger to Interfere"
The attorneys looked at one another In
some surprise. Mr.. Bottum laughed nerv.
ously. It's a pretty tough word. Much
Obliged to you for Offering to square 1t up"
Don't mention 1t. You are too good.
do hope don't intrude, for when people
are engaged in ground and lofty spelling
which Is unlike the spelling shown in any
other menagorie or circus 1t is improper
and rude for one to disturb them. apollo
gize. You understand, Of course, that l
do not take your joint inability to spell
the word pleurisy as indicative of illiteracy
or even Of extreme Ignorance. George
Washington, for instance, couldn't produce
the word parallel without using seven
is, and he WAS noble and upright man
and shaved regularly. You should feel
perfectly easy about not being able to spell
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-21

Nicely furnished rooms at the
Popular House, l54 Fort street,
from Sl.00 per week up.
Frames for Citizens Guard Ger
tificates made to order for from
10c. each up at King Bros, ITO
Hotel street.
King Bros. latest consignment
- of picture frames has taken the
town by storm. The designs are
elegant, up-to- date and of the
handsomest.
Mechanics Home, corner Hotel
and Npuanu streets, lodging by
day, week or month. Terms: rs
and so cents per night. ST., and
81 .25 rer week.
beautiful, artistic, accurate,
charming island views at King
Bros. Every prominent point on
the islands is photographed by us
and painted by the best OF our
artists.
Sterling, the painter, is pre-,
pared to quote prices on roof
painting. He uses a composition OF
coal tar and cement. Cheapest
and best roof preparation in Ho-
nolulu.
The Platinotype Pictures by
Mr.. Henshaw at the Pacific Hard
ware Co. are the finest examples
of Photographic art ever seen In
Honolulu. Just the thing to send
away to your friends.
Kroeger Pianos, sweetest in tone,
Jas Bergstrom, sole agent, cash
or installments. Warerooms at
G. Vests, Masonic Temple. Of
fee at Thrum's Book Store. Tun-
ing and repairing. Es0~ Iele-
phone BAT.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-21
information for Tourists.

A passenger by the last Colonial
steamer was met on the dock by
a MiIesiau American friend, who
resides in Honolulu. AS tne pair
waited to have the newcomers
gripsack scrawled over with chalk
marks by the Customs Inspector
at the gate the stranger remarked
to his friend "Do you ave much
rain ere ?" RAINIER me boy,
gallons of it, just come up to the
Anchor Saloon where they keep
it always, clear and cool. Well
Just be in time for lunch too and
that's the only place in town
where they serve it up in proper
style with a glass of RAINIER
BEER to equilibrialize the solids
They went!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-21
To Citizens
Of Hawaii

l take pleasure in ANNOUNCE
ing to you that ! have remov-
ed to my new quarters at NO.
!i6 FORT STREET and am
p niGIed 20 execute all orders
pertaining to my business.
Jewelry Repairing, Watch
Repairing, Fine Engraving,
ETC., etc. l have a handsome
stock of Watches and Jewel.
ry to show you including q
large variety of valuable ISL
and Curios. Your patronage
is respectfully solicited.
=. HAF'FNER.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04
RELICS OF BOOTHS THEATeR.
Decorations Used to Advertise a Dealer In
Secondhand Building NIateriaIs

Almost all that is left of Booths old
thcator, which stood Mt tho corner of Twcn-
fy-third street and Sixth avenue, is part Of
Its outside figure decoration, now incon-
gruously ornamonting littlo two story
brick Office building in Avenue b. The
Office is Tint of dealer in secondhand
building materials, and tho zinc figures
that oncc were familiar to half the town
wero placed on the front of tho little struo-
turo rs u sort of advertisement. Tho brown
painted zinc medallions of Tragedy and
Comedy hang at either extremity of the
house just beneath tho caves whilo on tho
roof stands the enormous picco that so
many thousands recall, tho gldcd harp
Symbolizing the lyric stage and tho two
cupidlike figures blowing great trumpots
Tho little Office building is dwarfed by it's
elaborate decoration, but tho desired effect
Is obtained, for every unaccustomcd passor-
by pausos to stare ut tho odd combination.
This interesting relic is the preface to
many others loss significantly curious,
slowed away behind tho little office build
ing.
Horc arc hundreds of those tombliko
marble mantcls that respectable New York
ers of 40 years ago felt themselves impelled
to erect about their flrcplnccs. Since fire.
places have gi-e' way to furnace registers,
there could bU nothing moro appropriate
than an inscription on the surviving tomb
like structures to the memory Of tho spirit
of cheer now vanished from SO many
hearths. Along with the secondhand mar
bic nantcls arc some thousands of doors
and windows, some cased and ready to put
Into now houses, every sort of movable in
terror decoration, mahogany stair rails,
elaborate church pews, pulpits, lccterns
and chandeliers. All these things arc
classified and arranged so that they may
DO taken out with case when customer
comes The whole collection is eloquent
of the perpetual dissolution that overtakes
this town, tho uninterrupted process of re-
building that makes 1t n now city every
half century. The onlooker who sees great
10 story structures reared, MS it were in a
night catches himself wondering how soon
the ruins of these rs yet untried monu-
ments of iron frames brick filling and
stone facing will be offered piecemoal by
dealers in secondhand building material.
New York Sun.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04
A GREAT NEED,

Roanoke Is great city In many re-
specss but in one thing she Is sadly
lacking and that is q we'll appointed
public hospital. Humane, liberal and
benevolent citizens some years ago real
lied the great need of o hospital here
and the large and handsome building
just across the river south Of the city
we'll attests the results Of their gener-
GUS and disinterested exertions. When
the building was approaching compile
ton however, the panic set in, and the
money giving out it was impossible for
the kindhearted and benevolent people
at the head Of the movement to carry
out their designs.
The amount needed could have been
borrowed IL the city would have guaran-
teed the interest on the bonds for
stated period, but here fatal objections
arose, and all further work on the build
ing was stopped. 1t was hoped with the
return OF prosperity that an effort would
be made to complete the hospital and
furnish and III 1t up In manner worthy
of the city and the necessities Of such an
institution. Nothing 30 far has been
done however, and the building still
stands in Its lonely grandeur near the
river bank, a monument of worthy effort
but Intellectual endeavor.
The noble ladies who for years looked
after and provided for the sick and
injured of this city waited patiently for
the completion OF the hospital building
in the hope Of ENLARGED capabilities and
improved facilities for their work; but
they have waited in vain 30 far. No
doubt they are still ready to resume
their labors should the hospital be
finished and properly furnished for the
reception Of patients, and there are
many reasons why Roanoke with its
large population of railroad employees,
many of whom are unmarried men,
should have such an institution. Nearly
every city has hospital, and as the
times are improving it would be we'll
for the promoters Of the movement to
establish one here to egitase the matter
of completing the unfinished building
and fitting it up 70 the reception OF pa
tients.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04
Ugliness Has No Place In Real Art

Art for arts sake, of course For what
else, and why not? But do those who
make this phrase their shibboleth always
reflect that its prohibitions cut two ways:
II art is to be practiced for its own sake
alone, does it not exact from tho artist
that he shall use his highest and noblest
powers in that practice? If the art that
points moral and Rdorns n tale is in SC
far forth not true art, what tho art that
exists for the purpose Of scnsstiohalism
and yellow bookishnessP Art is not to be
moral and instructive agreed, but neither
shall it BIO immoral or instructive in vice.
Art deals with beauty, and the higher the
kind Of beauty it shows us the better tie
art. The fleurs du NAL are not the lowell
est blossoms. Art for arts sake, tho work
for tho work s sake, Is tho motto of overy
true artist, and he who follows it truly
will do the noblost and purest work it il
In him to do and will shun tho ugly and
tho degrading not because to dwell upon
thom Is crime against morals, but be
cause it is crime against art.-Scribner' s.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04
THE NEW ELECTION BILL.

The Richmond Times OF yesterday has
the following to say concerning the new
election bill:
THE Parks elec.i lion bill, which
passed both houses OF the general asse m i.
bly, yesterday, and will likely become
law, practically leaves the Walton law
as 1t now exists with the following ex-
oeptions:
Isl. 1t requires that ell the tickets DO
printed in Roman type and in the same
order.
'2. 1t prescribes the method OF voting
In Presidential elections by grouping
the electors under the names of the
candidates for President for which thew
d., ire to vote.
). 1t abolishes the special c constable.
(. 1t requires the judges Of election
10 designate one Of their numter to
assist illiterate voters, with power to
alternate in the discharge CT this duty
as often as they see At
"o. Some other changes, which
merely perfect the working of the law
in its details, but do not affect it's
merits"
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04
THE ITALIANS IN AFRICA.

The Italians do not seem to have the
same SUCCESS fighting the Abyssinians
that the English met with when con-
tending against King Theodore some
years ago. They have met with several
serious reverses recently, the last being
the defeat of the army commanded by
General Barattier at the hands OF the
s9h orans while advancing on Abbaca-
1rinis. Full details of the battle have
mot yet been received at Rome, but
enough is known to show that thc dis
astsr is the most serious one that has
befallen an italian army for years.
The Abyssinians are much better
fighters than the barbarous tribes Of
Middle and Southern Africa, and seem
To improve with practice. Italy would
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04
THE AMERICAN HUSBAND.
His Heroic Endurance In Loss of Home
Comforts During the Summer.

His Heroic Endurance In Loss of Homo
Comforts During the Summer.
y trait peculiar to tho American h,lS-
band that surely entities him to niche
In the tcmplo of idcality is his heroic en-
DURANGO of the summer break in tho com
fort of his home. When June comes, when
torrid heat beats upon city pnvements and
oven nights arrival long delayed does not
suffice to qucll the baking earth, our we'll
to do man of affairs speeds tho departure
of his wife and family to some cool and
covctable retreat, there to remain until
autumn makes town again tolerablci in
their eyes. For three months or moro it
may be his lot to remain, when at home
in bowling waste Of mosquito gauze and
brown hollands, perfumed with antimoth
paper, in habitation presided over by n
grim and furtivc carctaker who views
even tho masters approach to his domicile
with suspicion. During this ordeal his
meals Mt club or hotel may become a
WEAKNESS to tho soul; his favorito chairs
and lamps and books may be inaccessible;
his wardrobe may know scant care
Such u trial to flesh and temper is made
sight of by n bachelor fortified with youth
and an unsettled habit, but it is serious t.
tho man of middle life who has known
better days. The occasion for it-tho tax
put upon the health of women and chill
drcn by the prolonged heat of our sum
mers-might DO ignored by ono less habit.
ually considerate and unselish than the
American husband. But this yearly hegira
from town homes to the country is cheer
fully submitted to by thousands pent in
cities where affairs of toll oontine them,
who provide for their families delightful,
luxurious or at least comfortable resorts
in tho mountains or at the seashoro in
which they themselves can hope to share
but rarely and for only short experiences
North American Roview
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-04


TIE announcement from Washington
that the British ambassador. Sir Julian
F,ur eefote, and Senior Andrade, the
W ezuelan minister, have. entered into
dir>ca negotiations for settlement of
the Yuruan incident, leads to the hope
shat such negotiations may pave the
way for a final adjustment OF the
boundary question without the inter-
position of the good offices of the
United States or any other nation
friendly to both countries. The rela-
tions of Great Britain and Venezuela
have been 80 badly strained that there
has been no diplomatic Intercourse be-
tween them for several years. The
people of the United States are particu-
larly interested In the outcome OF these
negotiations, as failure OF Venezuela
and Great Britain to agree would almost
certainly draw this Government into the
dispute, either in the interest of arbitrR-
tion or as the armed champion of Vene-
zuele should her rights be apparently
asesiled,