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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The other day the nonsense of titled
aristocracy was exhibited in a rather
novel and unusual way: A Scotch
member OF parliament was requested
by the editor of "Debetts Peerage and
Baronetage," for facts as to his coat of
arms and other heraldic data required
by the college Of arms To this the
gentleman sent the following descrip-
ton of his heraldry: 1.-TWO horn
spoons, a porridge pot, gules, with sup
porters of two nude and entirely saw
age Highlanders, each holding a spoon
aloft- Motto-meal makes men,
If those who imagine that there is
something blue or royal in their blood,
and who have selected in a coat of
arms a sign of that fact. would only
have the courage of this gentleman
and go back far enough for their
heraldric symbols, they would soon
run down the ct-disagreeable to
them perhaps-that all men are created
free and equal; and If they would only
be brave enough to so into details
close enough they would find that
their ancestors as often raised them
selves out of that dead level of human
equality by bad means as good ones.
They would learn that after all a
lordling's pride rs but cumbrous
load, Disgusting oft the wretch of hui
man ktnd-studied in arts of hell. in
wickedness refined. They would
learn that princes and lords are but
the breath of kings-that an honest
mans the nobIest work of God, and
that such need no pride of heraldry,
to perpetuate the memory of their
achievements.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

SeIectmen Geddes and Roberts have
fled their reports on elevators. The
former favors the Sprague electric ele-
vator while the latter favors the hy-
draulic. Section three OF Geddes' report
says: mo special engineer is required
TO look after the sprague elevator"
The corresponding section IN Roberts
report declares; TT is so simple that a
fool could operate or repair it" These
are ofacial expert opinions. But to Sc
lectman Christopherson their light is
Is darkness,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The Republican silver senators are
making extensive preparations for be
ing placated at st. Louis. The opera
ton they are now performing with
this end in view is technically known
in western politics as getting their
hind legs out of the traces" says the
New York World. That scarcely des-
cribes the tangled condition of the
Utah senator's legs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
MY OWN. MY LOVE.

Oh, my own! my love! my darling!
That you love me now, I know;
Yes, you're fairly gone upon me
You have often told me so.
But thing I'd like to ask you
Pray don't take it as a joke
Do you think that you can love me
Just the same when [ am broke?
When no more I have the cash to
Buy You ice cream or some dish;
When no more can present you
With anything you wish;
When the bank account is ended
And I've nothing more to soak
Will you be as true as ever?
VIII you love me when I'm brokel
Louisville Courier-Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
A SINGLE GOLD STANDARD ADyo-
CATE,

1t is pleansant thing to see a gold
standard advocate frankly avow his
belief in it without any subterfuge
about international bimetallism. Such
an advocate is the Boston Herald. 1t
says:
The Herald believes and has always
believed in the single standard of gold.
We have studied the arguments of the
bimetallists with an open mind, but the
examination has only served TO deepen
our conviction that bimetallism is an
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The sentiment of the Condor resolu-
ton regarding the action Of congress
in the Cuban matter is all right, but
the language is such as would put a
sophmore to the blush. being a com
pound Of tinsel, rouge, gauze and span
giles at twenty-five cents a gross.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Rhetorical statesmen who are bub-
bling over with fine patriotic phrases
would do well to remember that the
proper designation is United States
Of America not the United States of
North America
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
Goods
For Spring


had better this and make selection These
very spring
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

That effort to embalm Bourke Cock
ran in the priesthood is suspected of
having had a Croker-like inspiration"
says the Washington Post The plan
is, according to this, to first B{o)urk(e)
him ana then he cannot Croker.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

the men so held, wrong to the state
and a violation of all approved peno-
logical principles. No man should be
confined in penitentiary who has not
been tried and convicted.
These are matters of pressing i'm
portance and should be dealt with at
once. Let convicts be given employ
ment; let men charged with crime and
awaiting trial be held in the county
jails.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

To remove dandruff. keep the scalp
moist, clean and healthy, and give
vitality and color to weak, faded and
gray hair, use Ayers Hair Vigor. 1t
has no equal in merit as a hair dress
ing and for the prevention OF badness,
scalp humors and dandruff.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Discovery upon discovery is follow
ing in the wake of Rontgen's, and now
photographs are being made through
Opaque subs unces without the Crookes
tube Thai is even more remarkable
than having photographs taken with
out being paid for.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

A few days ago the gold Democrats
Of Missouri met in a convention in
that state and charged all the financial
troubles of the government and the
country, and all the discussions in the
Democratic party and all the defects
it has suffered to the hitherto free
coinage policy of the party. Where
upon the st. Louis Post-Dispatch puts
the following questions TO the gold
Democrats:
DO the goldbug Democrats really ex-
pect the voters of Missouri to believe
that the financial panic and industrial
depression now existing and those
which have come upon the country
periodically for score of years We're
caused by the free coinage of silver?
Do they expect the farmers to believe
that the constant and deadening de-
crease in the money value of their
products has been caused by the ad-
mission of silver to the mints on an
equality with gold? Do they expect
the business men to charge the de-
preston of business and the destruc-
ton of values to the adoption of free
coinage policy? Do they really think
that the people will charge the i'm
pairment of the country's credit and
the issue of $3.50, 100000 of bonds in a
time of peace to the triumph of free
silver? Do they expect Democrats to
accept the theory that the recent popu-
lar revolt which nearly swept the
party's representation out of congress
was due to the policy of an admins
tration committed to free silver coin
age?
1t would be interesting to know the
answer gold Democrats of Missouri
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The Ogden Standard has changed
from an evening to a morning paper.
This speaks well for its enterprise and
makes Of it far more OF a newspaper.
We wish it success.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Keep your eye on AIlsonr' shouts ar
Iowa boomer. ALI right, sir. That will
be dead easy" 1t is not much of trick
to watch a. man who is determined not
to get out Of the way.-Kansas City Star
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Russia and China are said to have
formed an alliance. Bears always have
n great liking for pork but the Russian
one viii satisfy itself with pigtail
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

It is announced from Constantinople
that Turkey is ripe for revolt The
general opinion is that she Is absolute
ly rotten,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Rubbed Up Against Them.-Hazel-
Riding a wheel is a great thing to polish
a person up, isn't it?
Nutte-How so?
Hazel-Since I've been riding I've come
in close contact with some of the finest
people in town.-TrutIl.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

1t not only is so, it must be so, One
Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and
that's what makes it go. For sale by
all druggists Nelden-Judson, whole
sale dealers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

If Congress would pass the appropria-
ton bill at once, and go home it would
furnish the country with the first cause
for thankfulness thus far in the session
Minneapolis Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

OF course, it is none of our business,
but if we We're Tom Reed we would put
and lock the door until the st. Louis con-
vention.-Chicago Dispatch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The net profits Of the United States
Leather company for 1895 were s., 367.-
S54O6. 1t is very evident that the
leather company isn't strapped.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
licking up that

st. Peter.-Who is that kicking up that
row over there?
Angel-Oh, it's that free-silver man who
just came up. He refuses to play on
gold harp.-Texas Strings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
SOME EpIroRIAL coaIMENT.

The spectacle of John Jacob Astor in
the act of pleading poverty 50 as to
avoid paying taxes deserves to be per-
petuated in monumental brass.-San
Francisco Examiner
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Mr.. Porters census of public opinion
on the Mckinley boom must not be IN
derstood as being a consensus Of pub
lie opinion.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The sentiment of the country seems
to be, Grant tie Cuban insurgents bel
legerent rights and let Spain be
donned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

II Arizona is not admitted the coun-
try will no doubt hear from the Arizo-
ma Kicker.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

SILVER-sSs
LEAD-Brokers. 500; exchange, sS.221z9
BIS. 49,,
CoPPER-Brokers, Il; exchange 1d1ll5.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

One county in Illinois has declared
Tor Cullom There are about 1852
more counties in the country to hear
from YET.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Indeed spring would be but gloomy
weather If we had nothing else but
spring Of the kind we are now 'enjoy-
;1-s
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

There is no need for alarm over the
prospect of trouble about Cuba. Field
Marshal Murat Halstead is on the
ground.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

In the long ago the Spanish fandango
was a. popular dance and it may be
again.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
F.. HU1roR OF THE DAY.

He-Do you find your typewriter help?
She-Yes, indeed! Why, L have been
signing checks with it-Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Mr.. Plat is not throwing dust in any
body's eyes. Mr.. Plat knows how to use
dust to a better dYantage.-Detroit Tri-
bune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

If the state is to be redisTicted why
Tot consider a plan providing for mi
nority representation?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Spain doesn't want our good offices.
she couldn't have them if she did,
there are not enough to go round as
ii is
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

They have bad a battle in flowers in
New York. Th@ war horse scented 1t
from afar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

With his pitchfork, Tillman in Wall
street would naturally be opposed to
the bulls.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Was born thirty-two years ago in En-
gland and is the second daughter of
General William Booth. She is to ar
rive here in April to assist her husband
as commander of the Salvation Army
in America
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Ferry-Wright, considering that he is
poet, is not SO awfully egotisttc.
heard him admit that Shakespeare had
done some pretty good work.
Wallace-Why shouldn't ne admit it?
Shakespeare is dead.-Cincinnau En-
quirer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The A. 2. a. order of Ohio is against
Mckinley. This speaks well for Nc
hinley.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Why doesn't Mr.. Cleveland speak
right cut in meeting about that third
term?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The Mandersen boom appears to
have been driven from hime-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Some other way.-Benevolent person
Come, my little man, you mustn't cry
like that
Boy-Garn! 'ow am to cry, them
LarkS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

When win the reduction Of municipal
expenses begin?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Since Mckinley and Reed are not laugh
ing at the ambition of Pennsylvania S
senatorial son, they can hardly regard it
as a joke.-Philadelph Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Where does Tom Reed come in IN all
this elnhroglio?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

The doings OF the coal combine are
fast becoming a burning question.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

"You know, George" she was explain
ing, Il was brought up without any
care"
Marry me, my darling" said George,
land you shall have nothing but care. -
-Tit-Bits.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

ct see," said the earnest boarder, that
they are again petitioning Congress to
recognize the Deity in the constitution"
that involve the recognition of-er-the
adversary as belligerent?" -Indianap
oils Journal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Winter has broken out instead of up
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

DIR. Prices Cream BAKING Powder
Awarded Gold Medal 1Iiiwnter Fair. San Francisco.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

Papa (busy with his accounts)-I wish
you wouldn't read aloud, Rachel. You
disturb me-
Miss Rachel-This is the morning pa
per, papa I'm reading Notes on So
ciety'
Papa-So am I child, and I've got some
here that are awfIlly hard to collect
Chicago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

"Toreador. en- garde."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04
THE DAILY HERALD.

OFFICE. THE HERALD block, cor
ner West Temple and First South sUreeOs'
Salt Lake CITY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-04

1t would be interesting to know the
answer gold Democrats of Missouri
would make to these inquiries.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1896-08-06
MONDAYS TERRIFIC STORM
LAUER & MORGAN'S STABLE AT
BONITA BURNED.
A Horse and Dog Consumed in the
Flames - Other Damage to
Property Reported.

During the terrific thunder and light
ming storm last Monday night consid-
cradle damage was done about the
co lnty by the freaks and skirmishes of
lightning. Trees We're shattered and
telegraph and telephone wires torn
asundor by timber falling across them.
No connection with Bonita could be
made and the wire running from there
to Quig.cy was disconnected.
At Bonita the storm did the most
damage, and it was by a miracle that
human life was not lost.
1t was about 8 80 O'Clock p m., and
when the storm was at it's most fu rious
point, that "a flash of lightning struck
Lauer & Morgan's stable. Harry
McCutcheon. telegraph operator at
Bonita, who sleeps in the stable in
little room in one corner, had Just re-
tired for the night when the flash
struck the building and set it on fire
in an instant. Mr.. McCutcheon had
barely time to escape with his life by
crawling through an opening in the
back part of the stable and escaping
with only his underclothing on.
In the stable was a horse, the prop
erty of c. j. Dougherty, station agent,
and Fred Lauer's dog. Nothing
could be done to save the poor dumb
beasts and they roasted to death.
The loss will amount to several hun
dred dollars. Emil Hanson and VIM.
Vanatter. who usually slept in the
stable, but that night were up to Quig-
ley, lost every stitch of clothing they
had there except that on their backs.
Mr.. McCutcheon lost trunk full of
clothing and trinkets, and Lauer &
Morgan lost several tons of hay and
oats, besides the building
Heretofore it had been the custom
of Lauer & Morgan to have from six
to eight head of horses in the stable
nearly every night, but Monday night,
owing to heavy traffic to Quigley,
there was not one of their animals
left, which is very lucky for them, as
they would have burned to death.
Those present during the fire say the
piteous howls Of the poor dog were
hard to listen to and every endeavor
was exhausted to save the poor beast
and the horse, but it was impossible
as in few moments after being struck
the building was mass of flames Oh
the inside, and in short time was
RACED to the ground
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1896-08-06
STOLEN.

On Friday night, July II, from the
stable of the undersigned in Philips
burg, horse and saddle. Horse blue
colored with black spots, branded A G
on left hip. A suitable reward will be
paid upon the return of the animal to
Rome Sauer, Philipsburg, Mont.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1896-08-06

l have started plumbing and pipe
fitting shop and will be prepared to do
in my line from now on.
Shop at Wilmington blacksmith shop
on Lower Broadway.
1t. BEN FOX.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1896-08-06
THE SEMI WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Reduced to 81. 90 Per Year After June
1St, 1896.

On June 1st the Salt Lake Tribune
will reduce the price of the semi
weekly to 81. 90 per year. The present
high standard will be maintained, and
every effort will be made to keep the
semi-weekly in the front rank
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1896-08-06
PLUMBING SHOP.

milwaukee beer, &c. at the Elite.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-13
What an Add VIII dc.

Last December the Masonic lodge
of Morris had some silver knives and
forks stolen out of the lodge room
and trace of the goods could be found.
Last week little advertisement
headed "Found" appeared in the
TRIBUNE, which Immediately caught
the eye of some of our Masonic friends
who set out at once to investigate.
They were found to be the stolen
property of the lodge. The goods
were plainly marked with the lodge
emblem, and the thief upon seeing
that he could not use or dispose of
them, dropped them by the road pur-
posely to be found. Thanks are due
to Mr.. Varenson, the finder who judi
ciously used the columns of the TRI
BUNE and thereby found the owner of
the property. Who says it does not
pay to advertise?
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-13

This is the season of the year when
those who always clean up their
premises and improve their appear
ance are busily engaged. 1t is to be
regretted that there are not more
such people-to be regretted for the
good Of the people themselves, and
for the benefit of the community as a
whole. Property not kept in repair
will always wear out and look badly
all the time while doing SO, while it
is no more marketable, either for sale
or rent, than horse who has not felt
a currycomb for months. Patching
up the sidewalk, supplying the miss
ing pickets in the fence, fixing the
door steps, fastening the caves
troughs, trimming the trees and vines,
and judiciously using little paint is
all work that costs very little, yet it
has wonderful effect in frightening
things. It makes every one con-
cerned, neighbors more respectful
and polite-in short such work is civ
liking and elevating in its way as we'll
as beneficial. Improve the property
and thereby improve yourself.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-13
Resolutions.

Whereas, It has seemed best to our
Heavenly Father to remove from our
midst Emma A. Ware, one of our
most devoted workers who by her life
and unceasing labor has inspired
those with whom she came in con-
tact; be it
Resolved, That we deplore her un-
timely death, and that our heartfelt
sympathy be extended the sorrowing
mother and brother who have lost a
loving and loyal daughter and sister.
and further, that copy of these reso-
lutions be publishedin the local pa
pers. COMMITTEE,
Congregational Sunday School.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-13
napaw-Iohnson.

Last evening at the hour of 8 o'clock
the merry jingle Of wedding bells
resounded forth on the evening air
from the residence of the brides par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. FL. johnson of this
city. The happy couple who were
then and there united in the holy
bonds of matrimony was Samuel
Magaw and Miss Minnie Johnson,
two Of Morris most popularsssociety
people. Mr. Magaw, the fortunate
groom. is we'll known in Morris, hav
ing resided here the past four years.
He is a man, in every sense of the
word; highly respected, trusted and
honored by all his acquaintance, who
wish him much JOY and happiness in
his new life. Miss johnson, the bride
is also we'll known in Morris, having
removed here with her parents from
Marshall about five years ago. She
is a prepossessing and charming
lady, who has large circle of warm
and lasting friends. The ceremonies
we're conducted by Rev. Geo, Willett
of the NJ. E. Church. The many
friends OF the happy pair heartily
join in with the TRIBUNE in extending
congratulations and we'll wishes.