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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
TOWN RUN By WOMEN.

x AYLORD, KAN, enjoys the
= unique distinction of being the
only municipality in the United
States whose government is composed
entirely OF women. 1t has a lady may
or and women officials and the city Of
fees are conducted with honesty. abil-
ity, integrity and economy. There is
no hint at corruption or jobbery. The
streets are clean. crime is virtually ull-
known and not a single dollar Of ill.,
~debtedneSs lies upon the place.
Antoinette l.. Haskell. mayor of. the
town, has held Office for a year and has
given the best of satisfaction in her
administration. Her appointments have
been wise and her knowledge of city
affairs such rs would reflect credit on
any man. Mrs. Haskcll's husband is q
prosperous banker and she is the moth
er of two sons, II and II years old. The
city clerk, Miss Florence Headley, is q
native of Kansas, and is the editor of
the Gaylord Herald. where she first
became connected with the paper as a
%cOmpositor. She is 90 years of age and
is serving her second year as city clerk.
Mrs. Mary l.. FoOte. police judge-elect,
is a native of Illinois. and has resided
in Kansas years. An odd feature
of her election was that her husband
was her opponent. but she defeated him
by a large majority. The members Of
the council consist of Mrs. Mary A.
White, n native Of Franklin, Ohio; Mrs.
Nancy Wright, born in Scottsville,
Iowa: Mrs. Emma 4. Mitchell. a native
Of indianapolis; Mrs. Esther Johnston,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
A Joke on the Hunters.

A good story is told Of hunters from
asAiustun who went to the coast of
br;A Carolina 70 shoot ducks. There
ere six men in the party, tnd they
III 'hrpe dogs with them. They
|u',l in couples, each two having a
}g Shooting was good. and from
)cA If the three couples he sound OF
bu> be,lC fired notified their friends
4 their SICccSs. for thy We're only 4
b0rt distance apar,.
Zach couple were somewhat indig-
bnt because, Whenever a duck fell.
beir own dog failed 10 get it, n do
10 secure almost every one Of
b. wild fowls. At lunch time they al
ame together,
well, what luck:" was the general
Elegant but your dog got our
uchS, was the universal response.
Then they looked at eacn other
lille from out the little bay glided a
XII loaded with ducks. in the forward
ID OF which sat the dog that had gath
red them in
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
THAT KILLS
aud Fast Eating Make
WORK Years and Ten IA Ripe
r,esc Days.

IA Fast Eating Make
NorR years and Ten IA Ripe
Age -. CINCINNATI Enquirer.
ffo" people live too fast. eat
Amer LINK too fast. This has
st ana w1uy of us a train of ner-
ht upon disorders that are very
md s''"nace. Investigation and
Ut 70 iysis to discover such COM
cal viii help those suffering from
has resulted in the discover! or
T n"1' Pink Pills for fale People
HlaD taken very high rank as a
rrni," n travelling man thirty
!. w" who is well known in this
Of aS and generally liked because
pnnIN -, energetic young fellow. re
ptfh%i. mother at 335 Central ave
WITH n,,i Ohio. We has been Il
CiL'' /. .nnnsia whichftook the form
.aoons constipation. and. strangely
Its mother suffered from the same
ar owens testified to the mer-
tn.ar pills in n most enthusiastic
I..n1ij 10 the Enquirer reporter:
sh' ,isJ 10 say anything l can for
a@ ~ Pink Pills. because they did
l.' raod and other people ought to
'-.' ,buir virtues as a medicine IN
,raubles. 1t was some time ago
a." ~, a heavy feeling in my stom-
Ioj grew very constipated. l ana
'"'Inl+ 4 doctor. but having heard OF
Ell r1ls | bought a box of them. In
An ,rra DAYS the neavy feeling in my
f. u ",Hsappearcd and my bowels were
e." ali not have TO use more than
pau, ,bnm before | was well. Since
p have only occasionally been
- With constipation and l eve
rr;.i because ! know just what TO
'u,.Lrr vas also troubled with indi-
In and the Pink Pills did the same
|. they did for me-cured her, dldn
4npcaled to Mrs. Owens answer
.aTsati +, right. found that it was a
g. ,,.i;-jue. so easy to take and SO
INK lasting in its results
, 0vrns continued: Il believe that
, iii. are also good for nervousness.
had nay stomach trouble | a
.ri,, nervous and that disappeared
t,'s dyspepsia. The Pink Pills were
t1t +, rlaimed for them. You can
l.. -: Any use of this testimonial that you
- owens il quite as enthusiastic
rr son about the Pink Pills and
has, Of lady friends can verify her
op;uion of this wonderful remedy
~ ,rrl disposed to do so at any time.
the testimony is SO general and
imory as to the cxcellencies Of Pink
A. the Enquirer has found it to be
/. certainly good reason to believe
he good things said-about the safe
remedy.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
Mn ali The elements necessary to give
HE and richness to the blood and
re shattered nerves. They may be
i all druggists or direct by mail from
Dr. Williams Medicine Company,
n,ctlly. y. V. at oUc per box, or six
for $50
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

The Significance of a Gray Overcoat
Upon the tongue, yellowness of the skin and
eyeballs, nausea and uneasiness beneath the
right ribs and shoulder blades, is that the
victim of these discomforts is bilious. the
''proper caper' under such circumstances Is
to take Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which
also cures chills and fever. constipation, dys-
pepsia. rheumatic and kidney complaints and
nervousness.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
Chosen Queen Of the Fiesta.

The annual floral festival at Santa
Rosa, Cal, was preceded this year by
a warm contest as to who should be
chosen queen Of carnival. When the
contest was first announced half a
score m of popular women in
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
sleeves Copied from PAINTINGS.

The sleeve continues TO pc The az
importaut factor of the gown. frl!S
on frills. Nandyke caps ana epauic's
are rampant about the very Top 81
rho arm. with a decided tendency 10
ward extra tightness Of the sleeve
above as well as below the e'po"'
often a parting is made il the center
of the pun. revealing the close coat
s,eeve from the shoulder down. Inc
newest sleeves, it is officially asserted;
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
The New Express.

A fast train for Kansas City and 81.
Louis, leaving Sioux City daily at 8 p. N.
This is a Northwestern Line train from
Sioux City, runs over the Sioux City d.
Pacific Railroad, and you should be sure
that your ticket reads via. his route from
Sioux City.
Time tables, information, ETC., cheer
fully furnished by addressing.
II. c. CHEYNEY, General Agent,
Security Bank Building,
Sioux City, Iowa.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

have been copied from the oldest pic
lures, though the "old masters could
they behold them, would hardly recog.
nize some of the modern versions.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

Lovely warmth of color, with traces OF
pink and white. is the exquisite complex
ion which follows the use of Glenn's Sui
phur Soap. OF druggists.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

n native of Ontario; and Mrs. Loella
Abercrombie. They have given every
manifestation of their ability 10 TN 'ilc
business of the city government ana
no one can question their motives.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

OILY one railway passenger among
|VVV,'pO is annually killed in En-.
|elahd. In France it is one in 10000.
|"V III Germany one in 10000, 900. Italy
|one in G.000, 600, America one in 1900
WV W o.UUO.00O. Russia n In 1000, 900.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

Benjamin McKenney, an S1-year-old
resident of Cape Porpoise, Me-, has
lust cut three new teeth.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

The useful and the beautiful are
never Observation-Disclosures
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

My doctor said l would die, but Piso'!
Cure for Consumption cured me.-Amo1
Kelner, Cherry Valley, H., Nov. %, 90
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

O wind, if winter comes, can sprin:
be far behind
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

/ love victory, but l love not triumph
Nine. S~wetchine.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

Mrs. Windows SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
%eething. sottens the gums. reuuces Inflammation
sllays pain. cures wind collie. IS cents a bottle.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

the city named and vicinity were en-
tered, but before the voting was be-
gun it became evident that only three
were Sin it." These were Miss Knop-
penburg, Miss Hall and Mrs. L. w..
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
Halls Catarrh Cure
Death on the Railway,

'aAen internally. Price IS cents.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
fou are bound to succeed IN
making HIRES Rootbeer If yoa
'oAow the simple directions. Easy
10 make, delightful to take.

AS. pas !. q Shat'es :. Hires Co, Philadelphia
A'se makes 5 Ca!l9ps. sod everJ where.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

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Fiout You. She'll.
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10 remember her
get her ~asc.-r.e]
. any idea how /
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week? IIe-oA. |
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be able to sInaiI
put he is SUPPOSED
ledge of all tonsI
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5 must look ez
2" ''She hasn't II
soul.
best sign of
/ delightful I'd
want to sit down
pie work" -Cbi
'hen is a woma
well, Mrs. BAD
And a man."
Il to 50" CHI
| thought You
much money N
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'w much I'm I'd
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that Way."-
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and talk to
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weather is apl
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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

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Fiout you. She'll
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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21
WOMEN OFFICERS OF GAYLORD, KAN.

MRS 1oRrrr A gCHoM RS EMMA A.. MITCHELL"
,s rorurp rouvsroy Ms NANCY VIRGIL. r A A. WHITE.
., ,,ourNcr nm ,nIpy II A. T. uAsKEII. RS A l.. OoTE
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

|iSh a check Co..
All right; l,.sl =.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

but nv Nd
~ remember ba, \
SeV her age,-F.ol
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

\ AYLORD, KAN, enjoys the
T unique distinction of being the
- only municipality in the United
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08
IOWA PATENT OFFICE REPORT.

DIS MoISEs, March s5,-Patents have
been allowed. but not yet issued, rs
followE To NJ. Macy, Of Abel, Iowa,
for a gauge for Touring mill rollers
The device IA very simple, strong and
durable and well adapted TO show
whether or not the rollers are trammed
or parallel while In motion. Rollers
are often parallel when stationary aud
yet out OF tram when rotating, and the
device for detecting such defect isvery
important In milling. Toe. i. Murray,
OF DeA Moines, practical railroad
man, for a block signal system that
will operate automatically TO protect u
train In front and rear when going In
either direction. II is designed TO be
used at stations and on dangerous
curves, otc., and Is positively actuated
by the passing trains. Six United
States patents were Issued 10
Iowa inventors on the 18th.
Printed copies Of the drawings and
specifications OF any one patent sent
10 any address for 20 cents. Valuable
information for inventors about secur-
Ing, yaluing and selling patents sent
free.
THOMAS q. AND j. RAIPH oBTf0,
Solicitors OF PatentA
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

That It is only step from the sub.
lime TO the ridiculous Is well illustrated
~ the following amusing incident that
happened few Sabbaths ago In a well.
known church, and caused no little
merriment among the teachers The
superintendent was telling the wee
small folks Of the custom In certain
countries OF claiming the prisoners
bands and feet together And she
asked, don't you suppose that u some
one came and released them they would
be happy and rratcful2'
TWAS unanimously agreed that they
would
And, continued the superintend.
emit coming to her point, Jesus was
sent to the world 20 release people from
their sins Are any Of you here bound
with the chains OF sin2" "No," piped
the i.year-old OF the minister, "fm
not hut my grandmother iS"-Louis.
VILE Post
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08
LoNo-plsrANcE TrLupHoNt.
Instances In witch ~ HAS Given Pleas
ure 60 Message scndora

Instances In witch u HAS Given Pleas
ure TO Message scndora
A good many ntorlcs are told Of the
strange uses cf tho long distance tele-
phone. says the Tacoma Ledger. The
day the line was opened TO Merrill.
Wis. a Chicago man hunting In the
northern woods cemo into town and
learned OF the innovation. lie went into
ore Of the "soundproof" booths and had
Hmrnlf put In communication with his
tsmlly Az they Ind telephone IN the
honen tho task was n small onc. lie
che,ted with his wife. told her hsh
story ut which sho might smile With
ont embarrassing him. since he could
not sec The sivn Of Incredibly; talked
with HE hoy and giri and then called
for "Gyp"
"Gyp" was a setter and n great FAM
Nv pet. which had been kept behind
because Of mn accident which rendered
It lame "Gyp" was called to the toll
enhonc and no stood on n chair. his
forefcet on tho back. and his mistress
held the irnnsmitter 10 his ear
Hello, Gypl" called the master from
Morrill,. And the dog In Chicago picked
up his ears and whlnod. The master
whlstlcd cheerfully and the latter
harkcd directly into the receiver. Ito
know his masters voice and the Wills
llc ns well: and the master cheorcd
him by ready laughter at the prompt
and eager reply.
II was worth tho $40 Il cost.
lady living near Indianapolis. who
had for more than year been in deli
cate health, was brought TO Chicago
early last winter. whero sho received
surgical treatment In n hospital. II
was impossible TO take her homo for
the Christmas celebration. although she
had recovered 40 much that she could
walk readily nil over the hospital. She
had three beautiful children ut home
and the father prepared n Christmas
tree Just as he had formerly done.
Only he added a feature which had
never been found there before. lie hnd
the electricians como In on the after
noon before Christmas and put his resi-
dence telephone In the tree. where 4
VIVA concealed with pine necdleh ant
tlnsel. lie arranged with the long dis
lance people. apprlsed his wife OF he
part In the play and at a certain mo
ment In the evening. when the children
bubbling over with JOY at their pres
ents. still felt sadness at the absenc
OF their mother. he clapped the roeoly
or TO the eur OF HIS youngest child an
the gentle voice OF mamma" came owe
the wire.
1t was their most precious Christina
present.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

The man that sings the loudest in
church throws his head so far back
that he can't see the collection basket
when 1t comes along
Some folks are 40 fond Of trouble
they can't enjoy honey for thinking OF
what might have happened II the bee
had stung en-
The rond TO heaven IS 80 marrow that
Lotne people have about decided there
Ia not room for two OF q time.
When you hear n man saying that
this Is a hard world, ten to one he's
broken his leg trying to fly when he
should have been walking. Atlanta
Constitution.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

A pinch OF salt added to the white OF
eggs will make them beat up quicker
and lighter
Coarse brooms will cut carpet, and
although imporceptlble at nrst. their
raynges viii at length show themselves
In tho Increased number OF Hhreds. es-
peeially II the carpet be velvet pile.
when ordering meats remember that
beef. when boiled, losos one pound OF
weight In every four and when roasted
eighteen ounces. Mutton loses even
more than beef. This should be thought
OF where much meat is used.
To make an excellent lavender water.
take one quart OF rectined spirits of
wine. two ounces OF essential oil Of Law
ender and iive drnohmA OF essence OF
ambergrls. Put all ingredients into a
bottle and shake TIL they mix.
Jewelry can he beautifully cleaned by
washing II IN hot Eoapsuds to which
few drops OF ammonia have been added
and then shaking or the water aud lay
Ing tho jowelry In box Of jewelers.
taWuuhI IhlA method leaves no marks
or scratches.
Banana -four has been lately adopted
IN tho manufacture OF yeast From It's
riohneea In starch and good flavor II IL
particularly suitable for such purpose.
The yeast 10 OF good color and has the
requisite properties for keeping well.
Empty pickle Jars can be renlled
with picked osss, Boil one dozen eggs
fifteen mlnutea, thon throw into cald
water aud shell th0m. Boil several rad
heetn, slice thom ana put them In the
jar with the eEgs Heat enough vine
gar TO cover the eggn, ada nalt, pepper
~ kinds Of raioeh, and pour over the
ceEa Keep ,hom tightly covered.
Tho silk worm Is liable 10 over 100
90
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

doll Her Rotations Of some OF Riley's
child verses were among the hits Of the
entertainment.
The grand march to the dining room
was an amuslngly misnt affair and the
supper was In keeping. The bill Of fare
included beer. sweitzer and oavlare
sandwiches. olives. anchovics and all
sorts OF indlgestlble dalntics In which
women dearly love to indulge when the
occasion will permit After supper they
told stories for an hour. while some Of
the holder smoked cigarettes and drank
apolllnarls punch to clear their heads
before going home. AZ II o'clock the
guests began 10 20. and by midnight the
house had resumed ita wonted air Of
demure conventionallty.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08
PERSONAL.

In London II is faeetiously said tina,
Hold the Fort. for | am Coming" 10
DR.. Jnmeson's fayorite hymn.
The post OF director OF the French
National Conservatory OF Music. which
AMBROSE Thomas held. pays only s2,OJO
year. but is one OF great honor.
Labouchero observes that there arc
three classes Of literary people In Eng
land-"The first 10 obtruslye. the second
is obscene and the third Is obscure"
Rev. c. a. Carter OF st. Mary's
church. Liverpool. England. has hap
tized iiOii infants during the last
seventeen years. an average OF sixteen
n week.
DR., Floto OF San Francisco, who Is
90 years old, In stlll In the active prac-
tico OF his profession. lie believes that
he is tho oldest Lraetielng physician IN
the country.
Sam Jones. the wldeiy-known evan
gelist. has recently completed new
residence at Cartersylllo. Ga. which
contains twenty-one rooms. ana which,
In It's exterior. Is said to embrace an
ecclesiastical effect"
DR., william Seward webb. who. by
the way, is known as colonel" In YER
mont. being a member OF tho military
stan OF the Green Mountain state, has
been elected governor Of the Society Of
Colonial Wars 20 Vermont
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08
AMIcAnLe DIVORCE.
The Separated Couple Celebrated the
Decree with Little Dinnor rsrty.

The Separated Couple Celebrated the
Decree with Little Dinnor Rarity.
Mrs. Tillie Frnmm- Abbott Is free.
Saturday Juoh, Ellsworth granted her
decree Of divorce from George II.
Abbott on the grounds Of dosertion and
failure to provide. says the Oakland
Times. As soon MS the decision was
rendered Mr.. and Mrs. ibhott shook
hands. and upon the suggestion Of Mr.
Fromm tac fair Tillie'c father. the
trio celebrated the separation with a
hlg French dinner In an Oakland cafe.
Mrs Abbott lives In Alameda. where she
was born and educated She Is n tail
stately blonde Of perfect figure aud cap
tlyating features She has tho dlsiin-
gulshc1 honor Of having engaged IN
more matrimonial ventures than any
other young lady In the Enclnal city.
or In fact. In the state Tho divorce
case just ended marks her second at
tempt TO get rid Of Abbott lie con
tested her first suit and prevented her
getting a decree In the last case nc
allowed a default to be entered against
him, Both suits were In Judge ELS
worth's department and when the de-
fault was entered his honor suspected
that there was collision on the part
Of fair Title and her husband to secure
n divorce Judge Ellsworth ordered him
TO be subpocnaed.
The trial Saturday was as tame ne the
first contest was sensational Mrs. Alb
bolt briefly told how she failed TO agree
with her mother-iu-law. and finally, In
October, 1894. packed her trunk and re-
turned TO her father. Her husband and
her father corroborntod her statements.
Mr. Abbott testified that he was earning
only $50 month as ngcnt for an excur-
hion company In San Francisco and
half OF the amount went TO the support
OF his mother. lie stated further that
even II his wife consented 20 return to
him ho could not support her. On this
showing the Judge granted n decree.
Mrs. Abobtta reception Of the order was
most cmphatlcally Joyful. She could
hardly restrain herself and claspod the
hand Of her attorney warmly. After
tho adjournment OF court her father
playfully introduced the separated cou-
pie TO each other and together the en-
tiro party left the courthouse. As they
passed down stairs Abbott and his d.
yorced wife chatted very merrily and
were apparently well satisfied that thelr
union had been dissolved.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

A man was In the dock charged with
theft lie pleaded Guilty" but the
jury's verdict was mot Guilty. The
judge was not Mt all satisfied with the
result OF the trial and remarked 10 the
prisoner. "You do not leave this court
without stain upon your character
for by your own confession you are n
thief. and by the verdict OF the jury
you are n liar. Pick Me Up.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

In 1899 the prohibitionists pollcd 1900
votes In Massachusetts, and the popu-
lists $500. Three years later. In 1895.
tho prohibition vote was 9.lOO and the
popullat vote 1880. The socialists,
who polled Gao votes In 1892. polled
s.2i9 In 1895. They were most numerous
In Essex county.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

The grave and reverend justices OF
the supreme court COMMUNICATIONS,
Indeed, than might be suspcctcd-dc-
scend from the dignity that marks their
Official aud public life. and do not scorn
20 indulge In little pleasantries and
frivolitios that ordinary mortals enjoy.
The other day Mr. Justice Gray was In
n reminiscent mood and began the mar
ration OF an incident with the sentence.
when | was little boy" MIR Jus.
ticc Shiras broke In with the incrcdu.
lous remark. "You don't mean TO say
you were ever n little boy?"-washing.
ton Star.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-05-08

Bill Nyo's pet story was the one "a to
how he was charged 81 for a sandwich
In n village In New Jersey. lie told the
man who sold II thatit was high price
for n sandwich, and said that he had
frequently gotten n ten-courso dinner
with four kinds OF wine for just maxi
n speech. aud finally asked the man
why he charged - for ham sandwich.
"Well, I'll tell YOU" snid the sand
witch man, "the fact IL, by CAD. ! need
the money. "-Detroit Free Press