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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
HOW TO COOK a TURKEY.
eomething Which Every Housewife Does
Not Know.


A successfully roasted turkey re-
rquires three things. The bird must
be young and tender; it must be care
fully drawn, stuffed and trussed, and
il must be roasted by q hot fire. Select
a young turkey. One that does not
weigh over six or seven pounds Is gen
orally the best. Heavy birds are apt
to be old and coarse in flavor. The tur-
key should be drawn the Gay it is
killed, but it should he hung in cold
place at least "a hours after IT is killed.
One of the mistakes of the ignorant is
ITO leave the fat in the bird. All the lay
ers of fat under the skin of the breast
and on the inside of the bird that can
be reached must be taken out. If il is
left in. il gives a strong flavor to the
flesh. II is not of any use TO the cook,
but may be tried out for soap fat.
Chicken fat. on the other hand, though
it should be removed from the bird
when it is cooked, can be tried out for
cooking potatoes and other articles,
and is a very fair substitute for olive
oil in salad dressing. The removal of
the oil bag in the tail of the bird is also
necessary, TO prepare it for roasting.
This is a matter often forgotten, but
even this small portion OF oil imparts
an unpleasant flavor TO the turkey if
it is left in. Remove the tendons
from the drumsticks. Wipe the bird
off carefully, and prepare the stuffing of
dry bread crumbs. This is now pre-
ferred, as more delicious and more
wholesome than the moist dressing of
olden times. Take about two medium
sized loaves of bread. Rub them, after
breaking them apart, on coarse crater
until the inside is evenly crumbed. Lay
aside the outer dry crusts for drying
and sitting for dried bread crumbs TO
be used for breading meats and cro-
quotes. Take the soft inner crumbs.
They should make a heaping quart.
Add tablespoonful of salt, an even
reaspoonful of pepper, an even tea
spoonful of sage, two of summer
Savory. and a large teaspoonful of
minced parsley. Rub all these ingre-
dients in the bread crumbs, and add
half a cup of butter. Rub this in, and
fill the inside and crop of the turkey.
Skewer the bird carefully. If this is
done properly il will not be necessary
to use trusting needle, dredge it with
salt and pepper and then thickly with
-four. Put It in a very hot oven on q
meat rack. Dredge little -four in the
pan. When this browns, pour a pint
of hot water under the turkey. Turn
the turkey, to brown it evenly, and
every Is minutes haste it with the
liquor in the bottom of the pan. AS
this liquor boils away, add water from
the teakettle. 1t will take about an
hour and three-quarters for a seven
pound turkey to roast. The best gravy
is made by boiling the giblets slowly
while the turkey is roasting, and by
mixing the liquor from them with the
drippings in the pan. The liver is the
only portion Of the giblets saved. Chop
the liver and add it to the gravy, after
sllimming and seasoning it and thick,
ening it with tablespoonful of -four
N " Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

rected OF them. Under the last car the
little man found one wheel that did
not ring to suit him under the blow
of his hammer. He tapped it again,
but with no more satisfactory result.
Strengthening up, he shouted TO a
couple of assistants, who trudged along
from the other end of the station.
Take out those wheels" he ordered
when they reached him. But the con-
ductor of the train, overhearing the
order, began to expostulate. In five
minutes he was to pull out.
whats the matter with those
wheels?" he demanded of the little man
with the hammer.
'"Take them out, say" was the only
reply.
"But how are you going to take them
out when we leave in a couple of min
utes?" demanded the conductor.
II don't care when you leave" re-
piled the memorable little man. and
turning TO his assistants, he repeated
the order: Take out those wheels"
At this juncture, man carrying a
"grip," and who appeared to be recog-
nized by most everyone as person of
authority, stopped on his way toward
the forward end of train on an ad-
joining track.
"Oh. l guess those wheels will stand
the run all right" he said in an author
itative way after the situation had been
explained to him.
"Well, your guessing has nothing TO
do with it." snapped the little man In
blue. take out those wheels" say.
Everybody seemed startled at the
little mans hot answer, the man to
whom it was addressed no less than the
others. The engine bell of the latter's
train began to ring, however, and he
hurried away and swung himself on
the back platform.
muttered the conductor, turning on the
resolute little man in blue. do you
know who that WASP"
mo, I don't know. Who was 1T"
'No one but the vice president of the
road"
vi, muir lueT. was biidO sIiC flSC
president? Why didn't you tell me?"
"You talked as if you didn't care,
that's why"
A week later the s.,rpe LITTLE man
stood in the vice presidents Office hat
in hand, trembling with fear for bis
job and with an apology ready on bis
lips.
81 didn't mean Just what said the
other night" he began when he finally
got the vice presidents ear. IF had
known it was you"
what you said what other night?"
interrupted the vice president. not rec
ognizing his visitor.
about taking out the wheels, sir"
suffered the little man in blue.
"Oh, that was all right" good-na-
turedly responded the vice president.
That's all right. You were doing your
duty as you understood it. Don't worry
about that"
"And anyway" went on the little
man, emboldened by the assurances of
the vice president, anyway l can't be
supposed to know every fool who comes
along and tries to tell me my business"
Chicago TimeS-Herald.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

-He-"Do you think my picture
looks like me?' She (sympatheticslly)
Yes, 1 am sorry 10 say it does
Somerville Journal.
Classifying Him--'Did you say,
Edgar, that. you proposed TO Ethel %
"Yes, / did" But she told me
distinctly last night that no man had
ever proposed to her."-Detroit Free
Press.
Now, 1 play the piano. Would
you say play it beautiful or play
it beautifully Neither" "How
would you fix it, them" I'D say you
play a beautiful piano "-Chioago
Record.
Ethel Jagged SIKH don't love you
any more, grandpa" Grandps-"Why
not, Ethel?" Ethel" Cause 1 love
YOU so much already that l couldn't
love you any more if l tried. Please
give me five cents."@Judge.
lie las he left the house in the
morning)-"Tm glad this war news is
subsiding." She-"Why, dear7- "A
man can turn his trousers up at the
bottom now without fear of being
mo6bed."-Yonkers Statesman.
-Jack-'Please pass the com"
Tom (of the same frat.)-"Don't eat it,
1t will spoil your chance for the elee
club" Jack-"That's good. Why?"
Tom-"It might make your voice
husky" And the table was shocked
Wrinkle.
Amateur Poet-"Do you know thet
I get a great deal of satisfaction out OF
reading my own poens?" Critic
THAT explains it; you get so much sat.
isfaction out of them yourself that
there is none left for anyone else"
Richmond Dispatch.
Prof. Snore is very absent-minded.
His wife rushed into his study and ex,
claimed: "Just think! I've swallowed a
pin. What shall do?" "Ah, well"
he replied, don't worry about it,
Here's another PIN" taking one out
of the lapel of his coat and handing il
TO her.-PeaTson's Weekly.
Uncle joint am afraid, Henry,
that you will never make much prog
ress in the world, with your indifPer-
ent, easy-going why's. The secret Of
success, Henry, is hard work" Henry
-"Yes, suppose 20, Uncle John; but,
you know, never lid care much about
other peoples secrets. boston Tran
script.
-Maude-"Young Higgins engage
ment was a very short one" Mabel
rs it broken already? ?" 1T was broken
the very night he proposed" You
don't say" Yes; you see Higgins
shutters frightfully, and it took him
nearly 20 minutes to propose, and after
be got through the girl spoiled every
thing by eOclaiming: This is so sud-
den Higgins thought she was guying
him.".-Yonkers Statesman.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
Seeming the Fair.

Many women SO love the odor of
violets that they desire to have their
locks, as well as wearing apparel,
breathe forth their fragrance. This is
rather difficult, as the hair. while tax
ing scents readily, VIII not retain them
for any length of time An easy,
agreeable, and at the same time salts
factory method OF scenting the hair
is that said to be popular among Per
sian bellies. Wash the hair until verv
light and soft, and when partly dry
hang over a bed of glowing charcoal,
on which, from time TO time. sprinkle
6 little orris powder, catching the
fumes in the loosened hair. A little
powdered gum benzoin sprinkled on
the Goals scents the hair agreeably, and
is also beneficial. This method serves
the double purpose of driving the hair
quickly and thoroughly. as well as
scenting it with delicate fragrance
Chicago Chronicle
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
CRIMINAL BEES.
Honey Gxthezers with Very Loose Mora
Ideas.

Honey Gxthezers with Very Loose Morn.
Almost every form and variety of hu-
man crime is to be found among ami
mails. Cases of theft are noticeda:nong
bees. Buchner, in bis 'Physic Life of
Animals" speaks of thievish bees
which, in order to save themselves the
trouble of working, attack well-stocked
hives in masses, kill the sentine.s and
the inhabitants, rob the hives and car
~ off the provisions. After repeated
enterprises of this description they &C.
quire taste for robbery and violence;
they recruit whole companies, which
get more and more numerous, and final
~ they form regular colonies of brig
and bees.
But it is a still more curious fact
that these brigand bees can be pro-
duced artifcially by giving working
bees a mixture of honey and brandy
TO drink. The bees soon acquire
q taste for this beverage, which has
the same disastrous effects upon
them as upon men; they become
ill-disposed and irritable and lose
all desire to work, and finally, when
they begin to feel hungry, they attack
and plumber the well-supplied hives.
There is one variety of bees-tha
Sphecodes-which lives exclusively
upon plumber. According to Marchall.
this variety is formed of individuals
OF the Halyetes species, whose organs
of Notification were defective. and
which have gradually developed into
separate variety, living almost exclu-
lsiTely by plumber. They may thus be
said to be an example of what Prof.
.Lombroso calls the born criminals
that is, individuals which are led to
crime by their own organic constitu.
tian.-Forum.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
Clearance Sale

The time has come when we must be-
gin to make room for spring stock. To
assist in unloading our shelves every
thing in the store has had the profit
Topped off; every article of footwear
goes at that basis. Come get the spec
ia1 benefits ait once. Don't wait-the
time is short. John Braitsch, the good
luck shoe man, lis East Douglas.
51-Wed-Fri-Sun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
Hfs E~asor.

Dine Museum Manager 10 ~. -.
turer}-COnfOund i, WindbaZger. what
Tossessed you % pick a quarrel With
The living skeleton and pound tie p.oor
fellow "a yoE did,
Lectgrer-Wsll. IT tel you. colonel.
I used 20 - in The minstrel busir~er
Ard an uncoutroiiabie impulse easue
over M 20 rattle ,he t-a1s. oree TO-.
---Hsrp>r'S B1zzg
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
Advice to Ninthers.

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup
Should always be used for children
teething- 1t soothes the child. softens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for
diarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents a bot
tie. Used by millions of mothers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

Without any circu1niocution or -four
ksh OF eclat, just drop in at Whit
looks Market and supply yourself with
some good meats-fresh, cured, picked
amy kind you want-213 East Douglas.
52-2t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

Going fasti The art goods and pict-
ure frames at Martins. A strictly cash
basis keeps prices down; you have the
secret. SILT
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

When Belly was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria
When she lad Children, she gave them Castorie
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

Joe has some specially fine meats
beef, veal, mutton, pork-at his Mar
ket, IA n. Main 52-2t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

Every one has a EkoletoH. they say.
In his closet z" we don't believe that
II fact for you 70 cannot he true.
because you live 81 A fat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
When Fishing

for your trade we use the
hook of low prices, the bait
of good values and a line of
argument woven of truth.
Today, 75-cent Neckwear
30 cents; good Linen Col
lars 10 cents.
SAME PRICE TO ALL.
HERMAN & HESS
400 e DOUGLAS AVE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17
His Consolation.

His Consolation.
q Though twenty-five. nay hair Is gray,
I'm still by Fame uHsung:
But whom the gods love, so they say.
Must all of them ave young.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

rich, juicy, sweet. snowy white and just
firm enough to make the pleasure OF
biting into them one long to DE remem-
ibered.-Boston Transcript.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

Montague Seamside Swell affair,
old man, isn't it? We're part of the
400" tonight.
Harry Reed with gloomy convic-
tion)-Yes; and a necessary part too.
Seamside-How's that?
Reed - The two iphers--LippiN
colts Magazine.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-01-17

Stranger (under the influerce)-Say,
can you tell me where the sidewalk is2
I'm q stranger Acknowledgements Blaes-
ter.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22

AT the Grand Masquerade
Ball to be given by Teutonia
Lodge No, ), of the abo7e or.
der, on Thursday evening,
February l3, at. Fishers Opera
House, the following elegant
prizes will be awarded:
For the most elegant lady's
costume, FIST prize, a parlor
lamp; second prize, an oxyd-
lied silver card receiver.
For the most elegant gen.
tleman's costume, first prize,
a gold-headed cane; second
prize, a handsome toilet set.
For the best sustained lady
character, first prize, gold in
laid card receiver; serond
prize, silver sugar bowl.
For the best.sustained gen
tleman's character, first prize.
a beautiful clock second prize.
a silk umbrella.
n--Gentlemen, in
| 1ask, $l.00; ladies, masked
| SOC. spectators, SOC. children
under IL years, 25c.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC
The Webber Orchestra at the Astoria
Opera House,
AN RxcELLENT PROGRAMME
A Large aud Fashionable Audieaes tss'eae0
to a Refined aud Excellent
Entertainment.

Tho COMFORT given In the opera house
last night hy the wchoor ~orehestra, ~.
sisted hy several %sololsts, was at'enusu w
a large number OF people, N house hei'lN
eompletely nlled, IL was an evening" "
exr,llent music and the entertainment
throushout a n treat that only oomss
once IN a long while to the theatre soers
~ Astoria, Though there were u Jew
weak numbers on the prograni' most %
he features were excellent. N all the
selections rendered by the orchestra WV
carefully executed and wen u W"
continued applause In intSt,
messo. Loves Drcam after the hsl''
Sullivan's Lullaby. Birds IN the N,hnt,,
and ''rhe Sunshine OF PARADISE AMY.
arrangcd by Mr.. C. A. Mcclure we auN',
beautiful compositions ever heard IN TINS
/ city, 'srhe sunshine OF Paradise Alley
deserves specIai mention. II was Win
our any doubt the gem OF the cVehihs'
and though the performers werr thoI-
I oushly tired out they were forced 10 ~
spond to an encore,
Miss susie Gamble, tho soprano solots'
/ OF the organization, appeared IN NV
Two Loves" from norcas. Miss Gamhie
Is fortunate IN possessing a eharmlhe
stage presence and u well cultivated
strong voice which she uses TO advantake
Her articulation was not as clear as u
should have hcon. though a little further
acquaintance with the public STAGE WI
no doubt cure this one defect
Ing 10 a hearty encore n sang Whet
! Twilight Comes" which seemed FAR bet
ter suited TO her than her selection 70
DeKoven's exquisite composition,
Mr. NJ. r. Palaelous In u so
10 OF his own arrangement. which bear
in many places a resemblance TO Nerdi
II Coggorl." showed u perfect master!
over this little known Instrument am
proved himself q very rapid n SYN
pathetic performer. His lingering was re
markabiy good and accurate. and he fuil
deserved the generous welcome aecorde'
him.
Altogether the performance was a thor
oughly high class presentation ana on
that was most credi,ahle to Mr., Wchhc
and his talented support.
At the conclusion OF the entertainmor
the members OF the Assembly Club, VIII
occupied a large number OF seats. nd
journed TO the dancing parlors above IN
theatre. and danced TIL an early hour IN
morning to the beautiful music OF n
mandolin orchestra. Forty couples 81
joycd themselves TO the utmost and n
AFFAIR was one OF the most pleasant the
has ever been INDUCED In by the Gu
Several OF the new waltzcs were tris
ny the younger members during the ever
ing with success
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
room. INDEED,

There are degrees and kinds OF poverty,
lust an there are differences OF opinion
those who compute and measure
poverty by different Sows
men deem themselves poor because thcy
arr less rich than others, again, thets
ARE comparatively poor people who are
satisfied with a competence, There u a
Kind 81 poverty Tor which no amount OF
wealth can compensate, namely a pow
ertv az bodily stamina. evinced by ner'
vousness and a dcransrmcnt OF the funo'
lions Of digestion. bilious secretion ana
he bowels. To restore Visor upon a per
manpnt basis there Il u remedy 'ha'
fuzzy covers the requirements, mis- lh'
bill and this Il tostettcr's Stomach
Rtttcrs. ny restoring digcsilon. Ft'lnt
a hcalthful impulse to tho action OF th'
bowels and liver and tranquiiHins th'
nerves. Il fulAlls the condition hroesAStS
TO n resumption OF strength by the Eya'
tenn. II also ovcrcomrs malaria and rheu
matism,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
.DAIR's AsToRI
On Irving Avenue.

Al prices Stated untI January LIST
: Rloek es-Lots 50xl00. from {5Z 70 SSS9
ner lot. Two new houses on TINS plocA'
tbree others in contemplation.
Rlock 5s-on ncrth side Irving Avenue
a Jew lots in this block at $3.50 per lot
rive residences already on this block
Visitors will find a plank walk leading 10
the above property, and an electric g "a
within one block
block 24-on Duane street, only one
block from river f~ront-S350 for lots Sl1lW.
Water Frontage-Above Hanthorh >
n 375 feet to ship channel
MARY ANN ADAIR's SOUTH ADD
TON.
Ten lets 50x100 only two blocks from
lmnroyed property and less tina five min
utes' walk from electric a line. are now
ofered in this addition at The very low
price Of from $50 to 500 per lot.
sHlvELY's ASTORIA.
North 100 feet Lot ], Block lss, cheap for
'4 cuisines Lot-No. 4. COxl25 in Block 1872,
on Commercial street. For short time
only, 5000.
Block Ss-only one block south OF cleo
ric car lire, a few lots at $50 per lot
50x1OO.
McCLURE'S ASTORIA
Fine business lot in Block west OF Gus
TOM house on Bond street, $500.
Corner lot GOx16 in Block 10, Astor
street, for short time, 5000.
"MERTWETHER DOWNS"
Lots from so to 800 per lot.
Acreage-Two hundred acres adjoining
~skipanon-a bargain: Two valuable tim.
Der claims, within half mile of proposed
Nehalem saw mill.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
HoNr pYrs THAT ARE FAST.
ras, 10 MAKE Beautiful colers Mia the Re-
liable Diamond DYES.

scores OF women IN Astoria are toeay
p,eargnr dresses Of fashionable color that
would have been thrown aside long aHo
had Il not been for Diamond Dyes WITH
Il ten per cont package Of these simple
home dyca, even che novice can ave q
fast and beautiful color equal TO the WORK
81 the professional ~dye-hoase.
cloakS cages and shawls arc rcadiy
ayed. 20 that a faded garment viii look
rs though il Was flRht from the shop
out OF the 80 Inherent kinds Of Diamond
pyes. II arr special fast colors for cot
ton and mixed goods. That viii not crock
~ fade, even when washed In strong
soapsods. Those dyes are made rom a
peculiar combination % dye-stuas, ana
cannot he had except IN the Diamond,
For over twenty years Diamond Dyes
have been the standard home dyes and
have taken the place of crude dycstuffs,
ana unreliable package dyes IN all parts
81 the world. This marvellous success has
naturally inspired more or less worthless
limitations Sold 10 the trade at a less
price. and WI h a few INSCRIPTIONS deal
ers urge upon their customers The onlS
way 10 ensure success IN home dyeinl
is 10 use onlS the Diamond, the strong
est, fastest ami most successful OF al
dives
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22

THE ABOVE PICTURE DOES NOT
REPRESENT

A passenger train on the Chicago, NIL
waukee and ST. Paul Railway. No. us
tarins are %yestlbuled. heater by steam,
and lighted by electricity. Each sleep
car berth has an electric reading lamp,
Its dining cars are the best In the world,
and It's coaches are palaces on wheels.
This great railway, connecting rs u
does with all transcontinental lines at 81
Paul and Omaha, assures TO the travelling
public the best service known. Tickets
via the Chicago, Milwaukee and 81. Pau
Hallway are on sale at all railroad ticket
offices to any point in the United States
or Canada. For maps, folders and othei
information address.
g. J. EDDY. General Agent,
J. W. CASEY, Portland. or
TRAY. Pass and Tiki. Agent,
Portland, Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22

Charles wirkkala's saloon. on Astor and
-th streets. which has long been one OF
the most popular and best ~patronized
drlnking places in the city has been
moved from its present location to the
lot Immediately east Of the Casino tnea-
ire. Many improvements win be added
as Mr.. wirkkala intends keeping up the
reputation his saloon has had since be as
sumed charge years ago. Only the nest
wines. liquors and cigars sold at the par,
a musical concert by h best talent IN
the city. under the leadership OF Prores-
sor Schwabe, the weil known pianist
given nightly. Call around and brins
your friends with YOU
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
WEATHER.

Local weather for t~wenty-four hours
ending at S p. m yesterday, furnished
by the United States Department or Az
ricuitrre, weather bureau
Maximum temperature ~ degrees
Mlnimnm temperature. y degrees.
Precipitation. - inch.
Total precipitation nom September lst
1854 10 date. SNet inches.
Excess 81 precipitation from September
TENDER LIST, iSA 30 date = men
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
C.. G. pALMBERG

Has opened an architect and
drawing office in connection
with his business IS contractor
and builder, and is now pre-
pared to furnish estimates and
plans for buildings Of all kinds
with accuracy and despatch.
Don't fail to give him a call il
you contemplate making i'm
p%rovements Of any kind.
Office, 473 Duane street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-22
SOMETHING NEW.
CAildrea aad rouths' Stsel-ShOd Shoes All
Sizes aad Styles

We also carry a fine line of
ladies and mems shoes, from
the best to the lowest reliable
goods. All goods warranted
lust as represented.
JOHN HAHN CO.,
40 Commercial street.