New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-12-09

way. Washington Sta
Congress convened yesterday undoubt
eddy for the purpose of increasing th
deficiency. @
When will it dawn upon the sspower
that be" that the cause of the Cubans
a righteous one?
There is much gossip about the presi
dents forthcoming message. In othe
words, imuch ado about nothing.
Matt Quay doesn't want MI. Wana
maker to- 60 to- the Senate In Penn
sylvania Natt's wants are usually legisla
tive enactments. ~.
Fred Grant, son of the General, init
mates that he would like to be secretar,
of war. Is there any reason why McKin
ley should not grant it, 'r.o
The man"who took twenty-four grains
of strychnine to commit suicide at Red
wood Falls must have been in the habit
Ct placing high estimate upon his ca
pacity. ~. - r. -
Joseph Choate, the brilliant New York
lawyer, has an ambition to go into the
United States Senate. Mr.. Plat, the
brilliant New York boss, has the legisla-
ture. Mr.. Plat will go to the senate. "
The largest congressional district in
Minnesota is the Sixth, and it proposes
to be Observation-Disclosures Union.
Well, what is it that you want, Pease?
Why don't you speak out plain.
The Alexandria Post News styles Gov
Clough the ''hero of the late campaign
Some such hero as Washington Irving
was fond of depicting was evidently
meant by Bro. Mitchell, who also hap
pens to be oil-lnspcctor.
A Morgan creamery man claims to
have invented an engine that is as much
superior to the Brambell invention as
the latter is to the engines in common
USE. Mr.. Edison will please be kind e.
nougE to take back seat.
There are offices at the disposal of
Gov. Clough, the annual salaries Of which
aggregate $5es,es9. Many of these re-
quire scholarly accomplishment on the
part of the incumbents, but there arc e.
nough others with which to reward quite
ii few of the faithful"
Public officials, who have been in the
habit of demanding a.second term on the
ground that the salary of the first term
was barely enough to cover the expense
incurred in securing it, will hereafter
hare to try different tack. Affidavits
of expenses are now matters of record.
A machine has been invented and put
into practice for pitching baseballs-one
that will throw all sorts of curves and
give the leather a velocity that will put
the speed of all crack twirlers to shame
The man, who paid Roger Denzer a
prince]y sum, was a trife premature.
Some enthusiastic newspaper critic de,
scribed Miss Daley, who is to appear
here on the 18th, as having "the beauty
of Lily Langtry, the grace of Mary An.
derson, the talent of Sarah Bernhardt
and the queenly form of Ada Rehan.'
Guess We'll have to take it IN.
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Ii running for office is as inexpensive
an undertaking as the affidavits Of some
of our local candidates would indicate
there is danger of surfeit of aspirant
twoyears hence. Perhaps the contestants
in the recent struggle did not look at i
from this standpoint when they rendered
their bill of election expenditures.
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President Cleveland in his folthcom
irg message will cheer the strugglin!
Cuban patriots by telling them how
much they are to be admired and how
Observation-Disclosures is ODE condemned
The Cubans will burn red fire when the,
hear of this testimonial Of sympathy
will brace them up SO much you know
When Greek meets Greek, then come
the tug of war. Millionaire R,ckefelle
has u scheme on foot to do up Andre,
Carnegie by going into the manufactur
OF steel on an extensive basis rollin,
mills in the vicinity Of Chicago to cos
s1o,0o0,00O being part Of the project
Steel rails may not require SO much pro
tecti on now.
The Republican party of AlnnpSot