New-York tribune., 1896-11-28
THE talk or THE DAY.

THANKSGIVING Day was celebrated In the Jefferson
Street Methodist Episcopal Church. OF Baltimore,
hv the mock marriage OF boy ana girl. Inc
church was profusely decorated. and platform
was erected near the pulpit on which the ceremony
u,s p.rform.,l The parents OF the bride. the best
man the maids OF honor and the officiating clergy
man were all personaied by children. Many Chris
tlans will question the propriety and good taste OF
such amusement.
The late Archbishop OF Canterbury had a favoritc
dog named Watch Once a, ne Lay on ,ne ma "a al
imprrssivey this sentence OF the scripture lesson
''Wha, say unto you say unto you a''n~a,on don,
before the reading desk at his masters feet One
hearer al least needed the lesson and responded
-tC tionali-t
4 London paper suggests that the horseess car
rlage bee called a "mobus." which is an abbrevia-
ton Of motor omnibus
The Sins OF the Father-She wrung her hands
my foolish marriage havr nEri 10 see III. son son
ao". follow IN ab.nlu,cy the wrong make Of bicycle
In ali nature there IS nothing Ike mothers
grief detroit Tribune.
"No, long ago" says Philadelphia clergyman.
81 made an earnest appeal during a Sunday morn
ing service FOR contributions TO support a certain
branch OF the church work. The ushers distributed
blank subscription cards. which were to be hlled
ont with promises 10 pay specified sums WITHIN
wear and returned. one OF our leading members
nll.Io out -.
collected the blanks he rad changed his mind ana
decided no, TO give anything. lie held the paper
In his hand until the church service was over ana
upon leaving IN" church. tore 1t up In little pieces
and threw II In the street Providence had an eye
on that man and 80 did a policeman who stood on
the corner The latter arrested the erring brotper
for throwing the paper In the street. took him to
IN. police station and had him locked up The
next morning he was fined s, ~ for violating city
ordinance
Her Word OF Praise.-"Mlss Cayenne compli
You v.r hsn as5 S0s S0S ySnr .o@ !has msn story
she liked that story did s.,ra,. sns5 worry al.
YOU never go back on an old friend -t"ashinston
Star
Tn. charge that the tomato produces cancer is no
longer credited but now Dr. w. T. English. OF the
Western University OF pennsylvania. says that It
acts as "A heart poison and I'm aggravated cases II
sets no an active fermentation in the entire all
mcntary tract. The heart action Is rendered irreg
ular the sufferer gasps for breath and steady
use OF the vegetable as food Is likely TO produce
organic as we'll "a functional trouble. He admits
that the symptoms OF poisoning are not marked
except In rare cases
Art.-"Dd you not know" asked the Court. that
snrh p"or copy OF genuine u"
The countcrfel,er tossed his hair back from his
~ sought" he haughtily answered. IAN artistic
/ fherth "A
A writer in .'The Culver tells OF the etiquette to
be observed In preaching before the Queen No
nersonal reference to Her Majesty Is permissible.
pure Gospel discourse being the rule. delivered as
| though she was not present. Many have tried to
| evade these rules The Queen likes and enjoys n
pain practical discourse. selected from the lessons
! or Gospel OF the day. to occupy about twenty MN
ues I'm delivery. Questions OF the day. and' above
all notifies must be entirely excluded. cele-
| hrok
preached a strong political Sermon but II was his
last opportunitythe royal pulpits nave neither OF
! them been filled by him again.
Getting good prices for your apples" ask. IAN an
inauistive city man OF Uncle Cutfeed. VINO drove
ns w's wsf'" Ssy Amt wort .h
lin t peck. Wish't gosh I'd raised oranses'-(Buf-
falo Times.
| A society for the study OF mushrooms has been
organized In philadelphia. II will meet every two
weeks and members will read papers on such topics
as Mushrooms That Have Helped Me-" The or
ganizers say that there are about rs edible kinds
OF mushrooms to be found around Philadelphia, and
that tons OF the delicious food so to waste. simply
| because people have horror Of what are known
as toadstools only four kinds OF which really
poisonous.
hs ie other nrS and after % her Sow e Lay Me-
asked God to bless her papa Ma snch Hns
mentioning lady and gentleman OF whom the little
! daughter was very fond ana who had dined with
the family that night Her wise older sister Of six
years listened critically 70 the prayer and when Il
for any one outside Of your own family. You
shouldn't have prayed for Mr.. and Mrs Black. God
might get 40 many names mixed up"-uondon
Figaro.
THE Saturday Review" OF London. speaks of
"Dick Olney sitting at ease somewhere between
Washington and Monroe"
Had to Do It.--New Roomer-Is this all the soap
| there Is In the room?
Landlady decdediy)-Yes. sir: all will allow
you.
New Roomer-Weii. I'll take two more rooms.
moro Sun. '-.l