The Press., 1896-12-24

TOT the lack or these qualities. Not little harm is done by this constant ridi- cule, which is peculiarly undeserved. The American farmer, as class, may not be the equal of the city bred man in certain when it comes to the clements that make up man he is not found wanting and need fear no comparison with his city brother WGtchm0n.
 A VALUABLE PREsORIPTIoN.-Ed Editor Morrison, of Warrington, Ind, "Sun," writes: You have a valuable prescrip- tion in Electric Bitters, and I. can chC Cr- fully recommend it for Constipation and Sick Headache, and as general system tonic it has no 'qual." Mrs. Annie Stehle, 2,625 Cottage Grove avenue, Chicago, was all run down, could not eat nor digest food, had a backache which never left her and felt tired and weary, but six bottles of Electric Bitters restored her health and renewed her strength Prices 50 cents and $1 CO., Get a bottle at B. K. Taft's drug store. 6
 The juice of pineapple cuts the mom- brane from the throat of a diphtheria pa tieDt when nothing else will.
 Is 1t "overwork" that has filed this country with nervous dysppptics ?-that takes the flesh off their bones, the vitality from their blood, and makes them feeble, emaciated and efficient? No It is bad cooking. overeating of indigestible stuff, and other health destroying habits.
 The remedy is an artif"ially digpstpd food such as the Shaker Digestive Cor dial. Instead of irritating the already in- famed stomach the Cordial gives 1t a chance to rest ny nourishing the system itself and digestng other food taken with it. So flesh and strength return. Is not tho idea rational? The Cordial is palata ble and relieves immediately No mouev risked to decide on it's value. A 10 cent trial bottle does that
 LAXOL Is the best medicine for children Doctors recommend it in place of Castor Oil.
 More gold watches are worn b, artisans and lahoring men in the United States than in any other country in the world.
 THAT CATARRH IS A LOCAL AFFECTION of nasal passages, is fact established by physicians, ,and this authority should carry | more weight than assertions of incompe- | tent parties, that catarrh is blood affec- | tion. Ely's Cream Balm is local remedy l composed of harmless medicants and free of mercury or any injurious drug It will cure catarrh. Applied directly to the in t1amed membrane, it restores it to its healthy condition.
 The best mica and the most extensive mines in the United States are in Western | North Carolina.
 To the aged, with their poor appetite. feeble circulation and impoverished blood, Ayers Sarsaparilla Is boon beyond price. It's effect is to check the ravages of time, by 1nVlgorating every organ, nerve and tissue of the body. See Ayers Almanac for the new year.
 A foreign dispatch asserts that MT. Gladstone is about to become bicyclist.
 The old lady was right when she said the child might die if they waited for the doctor. She saved the little one's life with a few doses of One Minute Cough Cure She had used it for croup before. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, . South Coventry.
 Opportunity is an open or shut door, as we accept or turn from it.
 Soothing, and not irritating, strength ening, and not weakening, small but ef- fective-such are the qualities oi Dew itt's Little Early Risers, the famous little pills W. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 The Cza of Russia rtceotly ordered bicycle from a Dayton, Ohio, company
 Excuse me-" Obselv the man in spectacles, but am surgeon, and that is not where the liver is." Never you mind where his liver is," retorted the oth- CT. ''lf it was in his big toe or his left ear DeWitts Little EalIy Risers would reach it and shake it for him. On that you can bet your gig-lamps." w. b. Heald, Stafford Springs G. L. Phillips, . South Coventry.
 Tack machines produce two hundred and seventy five finished Jacks a minute
 The length of life may be increased by lessening It's dangers. The majority of people die from lung troubles. These may be averted by promptly using One Minute Cough Cure. w. b. Heald Staf- ford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Gov entry.
 Hate bites with sharpest tooth into it's own heart.
 To cure all old sores, to heal an indo- lent ulcer, or to speedily cure piles, you need simply apply DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve according to directions. Its magic like action will surprise you w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 There were 10,5O9 horses shipped from the port of Montreal to Europe the past season, as against 13, 1908 in 1S95
 The old way of delivering messages by pOst-boys compared with the modern tel ephone, illustrates the old tedious meth ods of "breaking" colds compared with their almost instantaneous cure by One Minute Cough Cure. w. D. Heald, Staf- ford Springs; G. l., Phillips, South Gov entry.
 More people should rejoice that they don't get what they deserve, instead of complaining.
 . Scaly eruptions on the head chapped hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds, burns are quickly cured by DeWitts Witch Ha- gel Salve. It Is at present the article . most used for piles, and it always cures them. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 The salary of the president for one year, if paid in gold, would weigh almost exactly 200 pounds. Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless, and invariably reliable are the qualities of One Minute Cough Cure. Itnever fails in