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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
BUN BEAMS.
They paFtedi ali, twas very sad!
Her tears in sorrow started;
But oh! the fall those bloomers had
No wonder that they parted!
n Disastrous Failure.

Financial cunvulsions which disturb
the equilibrium of the business world are
productive or far ess mischief than the
failure of the kidneys to perform the Of
flee assigned to them by nature. When
these organs become inactive the circula-
tion acquires impurities which bring on
dropsy, diabetes, Bright's disease, gravel,
catarrh of the bladder and other maladles.
To impart to the kidneys and bladder a
healthful Impetus, very different from the
excitement produced by an unmedicated
alcoholic stimulant, use Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, the finest diuretic in ex-
istence. This excellent remedy for in
activity of the kidneys is also of the
greatest service 10 malarial, dyspeptic,
bilious and rheumatic troubles, and has
received the unqualified sanction of en-
inent physicians. The nervous, the ell
derby and infirm and convalescents de-
rive unspeakable benefit from its use.
Use it with persistence and at fixed in
tervals, and anticipate with confidence
the happiest results
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

One. Minute is the standard time, and
One Minute Cough Cure is the standard
preparation for every form OF cough or
cold. 1t is the only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

A.--Whatl Your cousin has drawn
10000 marks in the lottery? Great
heavens, if ] had been in your place I
should have proposed to her long ago!
B.-That's just what I'm going to
do-as soon as the official list Ia pub
lished. -Fliegende Blatter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Good-by. cold maiden-fare thee we'll!
I'll hold no more thy chilly form;
Now that the weather's changed so
much,
No doubt hereafter you'll be warm.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Critic-That villain in your story is q
perfect masterpiece. Where did you get
the character! Novelist-I imagined q
man possessed Of all forms of wickedness
which my wife attributes to me when she
10 angry.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Did Won ever think how readily the
blood is poisoned BY constipation Bad
blood means bad health and premature
old age. DsWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills, overcome obsti.
nate constipation. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Mrs. R. DeYcung, MiddleburR, Ia,
writes. have used One Minute Cough
Cure for ak years, both for myself and
children, and consider IL the quickest
acting and most satisfactory cough cure
! have ever used. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Eczema Is frightful sfiiiction, but like
all other skin diseases II can be psrma.
nently Cured By applications OF DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. II never fails to cure
Piles. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,

Trains No. l and 2 carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, FL Paso
and the City Of Mexico, dining cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re.
clining char cars between Chicago and
FL Psso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines divergiug. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. r. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
It's sad to see the vernal bard
No longer is star pet;
His wife now has him in the yard
A-helping shake the carpet.

Mr.. D. P. Davis, prominent livery
man and merchant of Goshen, Va, has
this to say on the subject of rheumatism:
II take pleasure in recommending Cham
berlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism, as I
know from personal experience that it
will do NIL that is claimed for it. A year
ago this spring my brother was laid up
in bed with inflammatory rheumatism and
suffered intensely. The first application
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm eased the
pain and the use of one bottle com pletely
cursd him. For sale by Irelaud's phar-
macy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
CONNECTIONS.

Don't fool away your money buying
worthless remedies, which are warranted
to cure every disease. Remember that
DsWitt's Sarsaparilla 10 = blood purilsr
and blood maker. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Ono swallow does not make Spring, but
one swallow Of One Minute Cough Cure
brings relief. Nswton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla cleanses the
blood, increases the appetite and tones up
the system. It has benefited many peo-
pie who have suffered from blood dis
orders. 1t will help you. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

In the spring young man tlncy
lightly turns to thoughts of--MBWitt's
Little Early Risers, for they Away cleanse
the liver, purify the blood and invigorate
the system, Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
Tit For Tat.

"They say eggs should always como
packed in layers. !"
eyes, and onions in tiers. = Brs
iyn Life. 9aw
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Hell shall love you, darling, after
death.
She-Dont unless your life IL insured.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Assert myself. rise up to thy full height,
Shake from thy soul these dreams effeminate.
These passions born of Incidence and ease.
Resolve and thou art free. But breathe the air
Of mountains, and their unapproachable sum.
mits
Will lift thee to the level of themselves
r ,,Dfo11
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
An Unkind Cut.

Brown-It's all very we'll for you to
smile at the volunteering Of my younger
days. but can assure you it was not
ohild's play. Been out all night lots of
times in rain and mud; my wife will
tell you the state came home in.
Friend-Drunk Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
Every Day.

Every Day.
Oh. triiling tasks so often done,
Yet ever to be done anew!
Oh, cares which come with every sun
Morn after morn the long years through
We shrink beneath their paltry sway
The irksome calls Of every day.
The restless sense of wasted power
The tiresome rounds Of little things,
Are hard to bear, as hour by hour
Its tedious iteration brings.
Who shall evade or who delay
The small demands of every dayf
The bowlder in the torrents course,
By tide and tempest lashed in vain,
Oheys the wave whirled pebbles force
And yields its substance grain by grain.
So crumble strongest lives away
Beneath the wear OF every day.
Who finds the lion in his lair.
Who tracks the tiger for his life
May wound them ere they are aware
Or conquer them in desperate strife,
Yet powerlesS he to say or STAY
The yexing gnats Of every day.
The steady strain that never stops
Is mightier than the fiercest shock;
The constant fail of water drops
Will groove the adamantine rock.
We feel our noble powers decay
In feeble wars with every day.
We rise to meet a heavy blow
Our souls sudden bravery fills.
But we endure not always so
The drop by drop Of little ills.
We still deplorc and still obey
Tho hard behests Of every day.
The heart which boldly faces death
Upon the battlefield and dares
Cannon and bayonet faints beneath
The needle points Of frets and cares.
The stoutest spirits they dismay-
The tiny stings of every day.
And even saints of holy fame,
Whose souls by faith have overcome.
Who wore amid the cruel flame
The molten crown Of martyrdom,
Bore not without complaint alway
The petty pains Of every day
Ali more than martyrs aureole.
And more than hero's heart Of fire.
We need the humble strength Of soul
Which daily tolls and Ills require.
Sweet Patience, grant us. IL you may,
An added grace for every day.
Elizabeth Akers Allen,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

The greatest JOY, he said, in life
Is found in loving some fair wife.
Quite true, she said, in caustic tone,
just so; of course, she's not your own
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Who does not
know women and
young girls who are
continually in tearsi
'Who always see the
d ark side? Who
have frequent fits
of melancholy with.
out any apparent
cause? But there
is a cause. 1t is tc
he found nv the in
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
Truths patent trolley system with
electrical escort for maiden ladies. Not
equal to man, but better than dude.
Truth.
A Kicker.

Wife (drearily)-Ah, me, the days Of
chivalry are past.
Observation-Disclosures the matter now?
Wife-Sir Walter Raleigh laid his
cloak on the ground for Queen Elizabeth
to walk over, but you get angry simply
because poor, dear mother sat down on
your hat.-Collier Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Now one and one are two, tits true;
But if the two do marry,
Then in year, tits also clear.
They're two, and one to carry.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
Is 1t Worth While?


Is it worth while that we jostlc u brother
Bearing his load on the rough road of lifef
Is it worth while that we jeer at each other
In blackness of heart-that we war to this
knife2
God pity us all In our pitiful strife.
God pity us all as we jostle each other!
God pardon us all for the triumphs we feel
When fellow goes down meath his load on
the heather,
Pierced to the heart. Words are keener than
steel
And mightier far for woe or for veal,
We're it not well in this brief little journey
On over the isthmus, down into the tide.
We give him q fish instead of serpent,
Ere folding the hands to be and abide
Forever and aye in dust at his side?
Look at the roses saluting each other.
Look at the herds all at peace on the plain.
Man, and man only, makes war on his brother
And laughs in his heart at his peril and pain.
Shamed by the beasts that go down on the
plain.
Is it worth while that we battle to humble
Some poor fellow soldier down into the dust7
God pity us ALL Time eftsoon will tumble
All Of us together, like leaves in gust,
Humbled indeed down into the dust.
Joaquin Miller.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

He-May l call you mine, Agatha?
She-This is leap year, Willie, and
you should know that in matters of this
kind during 1896 it's manners for men
to wait until they're asked. Wiener
Caricaturen.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
Now spring is here We see instead
To what pass we're put;
There's summer weather overhead
And winter under foot.
How to Treat a Wife.

From Pacific Health Journal.)
First. get wife; second, be patient
You may have great trials and perplex-
tiles in your business, but do not there
fore, carry to your home cloudy or con-
tracted brow. Your wife may have trials,
which, though of less magnitude, may be
hard for her to bear. A kind word, ten
der look, will do wonders in chasing
from her brow all clouds of gloom.--To
this we would add always keep bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house. 1t is the best and is sure to be
needed sooner or later. Your wife will
then know that you really care for her and
wish to protect her health. For sale
by Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19
A Protest.

A Protest.
When fellow knows every birds nest
In the field for miles around
Where squirrels play in the sunshine,
Where the prettiest flowers are found;
When he knows Of pair of robins
That will fly to his hand for crumbs,
He hates to be penned in schoolroom,
And he's glad when Saturday comes.
There's bee tree on the hillside.
But I'll not tell any one where;
There s q school of trout in the mill stream
And want to go fishing there.
know where an orioles building
And log where partridge drums,
And I'm going to the woods to see them
Az soon as Saturday comes.
They shouldn't keep school in springtims
When the world Is SO fresh and bright,
When you want to be fishing and climbing
And playing from morning till night.
It's shame to be kept in schoolroom
Writing and working out sums.
All week it's like being in prison,
And I'm glad when Saturday comes
p. Macarthur in New York Independent
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-19

Now.
Rise, for the day is passing,
And you lie dreaming on.
The others have buckled their arEor
And forth to the fight are gone.
place in the ranks awaits YOU
Each man has some part to play;
The past and the future are nothing
In the face Of the stern today.
Rise from your dreams of the future
OF gaining some hard fought field.
Of storming some airy fortress
Or bidding some giant yield,
Your future has deeds Of glory.
OF honor (God grant 1t may.
But your arm will never be stronger
Or the need so great as today.
Adelaide A. Proctor.
My Books.
What are my books9 Ny friends, my loves,
My church, my tavern and my only wealth
My garden-yea, my flowers. my bees, my
doves
Ny only doctors-and my only health
Richard lie Gallienne.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1896-08-01

That mortgages are multiplying.
That public debts are increasing.
That most of the railroads are bankrupt
That prices of farms have greatly fallen.
That the prices of farm products have
fallen fully one-half
That manufactures do notrun full time.
That tramps are numerous and millionaires
are increasing.
All this has been brought about in the past
twenty three years under high protective tar
if taxation and the single gold standard.
The Mckinley Gold Bug Monopoly Com
bine is pledged to continuation of protective
taxation and the single gold standard, and
every other policy of government that has
existed since 1879.
Bryan and SewaIl are pledged to change
all this They will, if backed by Congress,
restore silver as basic money, thus enIarg-
ing the circulating medium and make money
more plenty. They win cut down top-heavy
salaries and reduce the expenses of govern
ment. and thereby be enabled to reduce tax
alton They will, in short, if backed by Con-
gress, change all the bad policies of the last
twenty three years, and turn the country to
the high.road of agricultural, manufacturing
and comm ercial prosperity.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1896-08-01
Gould 1t Be Worse ?

A remark often made by politicians when
urging farmers and others to try their scheme
of debasing the currency is this ''The sit
nation couldn't be worse" But in this they
are mistaken. The financial and industrial
situation, bad as ii is, could be great deal
worse.-Bdltim0re Sun.
Yes, the situation could be a little worse.
There are few more farms to be mortgaged
and labor could be further oppressed by re-
ducing the number of days they are given
employment. AT the present prices of farm
cipal of debts being paid, and not all debtors
are able to pay all of the interest. A few
more years of the single gold standard policy
and the restoration of Mckinley taxation,
and neither interest nor principal can be paid;
farmers will have little or no money to buy
anything with; manufactures will run on very
short time or stop altogether, and merchants
will be lonesome in their stores, with no use
for clerks or assistants.
Yes, there is a little room for the situation
10 get worse. But if federal expenses are
reduced and federal taxation is reduced, and
the volume of currency is increased, agricul
ture will be relieved of its burden aud pros
perity will again come to the farmer. All
other interests depend upon agriculture.
When it is depressed manufactures and com.
meree are depressed, When agriculture is
prosperous, manufactures and commerce are
prosperons
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1896-08-01
Who Has That Money?

From the Philadelphia (Pa.) Farm Journal.
The total value of all cereals, tobacco and
cotton grown in the United States in 1891, was
81, $50, 434, $40.
The total value of these same products grown
in 1895, was 81, $40, 7l2, 527.
This shows shrinkage in values of farm
crops in 1895 under those of 1891 of$72s, 72l,-
$40. Crop values and farm values have been
steadily shrinking since 1873.
The cost of labor, taxes, insurance, inter
est, repairs, etc., were nearly as great in 1895
as in 1891, so there must be loss of
at least $500, 900, 900 to the American farm
er in the year 1895. Now, we want to know
who has that money?
By "a careful study of statistics, native and
foreign, we learn that nearly all the govern
ments, and national and private banks of
Europe, have been increasing their stock of
gold, in the aggregate sum not less than
$3.50, 0O0, 900; that the English exchequer is
full and running over; that the profits of Great
Britain alone from her foreign trade was
$3.50, 10000 greater last year than in previ-
Gus years, that she is spending Sl09, 900, 900
of this sum in battle ships and naval arma-
ments, and that steamships have been busy all
summer hauling gold out of the United States
(S74, 000, 900 in eleven months.
Much complaint comes to us from all parts
of this country of a great scarcity of money;
crops are abundant but prices very low; many
of the exchanges of the people are being
carried on by barter, by trading eggs and but
ter for sugar and coffee; fruits and vegetables
for boots and calicoes; and it is well-known
fact that there was Withdrawn from circulation
during the first six months of the present year
SS5, 900, and since June ], 1895, no less
a sum than 1854, 000, 900.
Therefore, in behalf of the farmers of the
United States who are great sufferers by the
above conditions, we demand to know
VINO Has That MONEY?
We want those $500, DOC. 900 accounted for
and we want Our Folks to help us find out
what has become of them and now they may
be recovered.
Possibly the Corner in Gold has something
to do with it If the farmers crops, when
they came to be sold were measured by the
gold London Shylock o'oBs, might this not be
the reason the price is so low? The dollar
now seems to be able TO buy two bushels of
wheat instead of one; soon it will buy three
bushels. As Shylock tightens his grip on gold,
which measures property, down goes the price
of crops, and
Down goes the Farm,
Down goes the Farmer,
Down goes the Merchant,
Down goes the Manufacturer,
Down goes the Laborer,
Down goes the Doctor,
Down goes the Carpenter,
Down goes the Blacksmith,
Down goes the Poor Debtor,
Down goes Independence,
Down goes Liberty,
Down goes the Flag,
Down goes everybody else and everything else
but the Dollar and-London Snyloek.
Once more, we demand to know
WHO HAS THAT MONEY?
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1896-08-01
PROPHETIC
Was the Speech of the Late James
G.. Blaine on Silver.

James e. Blaine in the United States Senate. 1851
81 believe the struggle now going on in
this country and in other countries for single
gold standard would, if successful, produce
widespread disaster in aud throughout the
commercial world. The destruction of silver
as money, and establishing gold as the sole
unit of value, must have ruinous effect on
all forms of property except those investments
which yield "a fixed return in money. Those
would be enormously EXCHANGED in value, and
would gain disproportionate and unfair adj
vantage over every other species of property.
If, as the most reliable statistics affirm, there
are nearly 81 900, 600, 900 of coin or bullion
in the world, very equally divided between
gold and silver, it is impossible to strike silver
out OF existence as money without results that
will prove distressing to millions, and utterly
disastrous to tens of thousands.
81 believe gold and silver coin to be the
money of the constitution; indeed, the money
of the American people anterior to the con-
stitution, WHICH the great organic law recog
nized as quite independent Of its own exis-
tence. No power was conferred on Congress
to declare either metal should not be money.
Congress has, therefore, in my Judgment, no
power to demonetize either. If, therefore,
silver has been demonetized, am in favor of
remonetizing it. If its coinage has been pro-
hibited, | am in favor of ordering it to be re-
sumed. am in favor of having it enlarged"
1.-The responsibility of re-establishing silver
in its ancient and honorable place as money
in Europe and American devolves really upon
the congress of the United States. If we act
here with wisdom and frmness, we shall not
only successfully remonetize silver, and bring
it into general use as money in our own coun-
try, but the influence of our example will be
potential among European nations, with the
possible exception of England. Indeed, our
annual indictment to Europe is so great that,
if we have the right to pay it in silver, we
necessarily coerce those nations, by the strong
est of all forces, sef-interest, TO aid us in up
holding the value of silver as money.
''We need both gold and silver, and we
can have both only by making each the equal
of the other 1t wonld not be difficult to show
that, in the nations where both have been
fully recognized and most widely diffused, the
steadiest and most continuous prosperity has
been enjoyed-that true form of prosperity
which reaches all classes, but which begins
with the day-laborer whose tot! lays the foun
dation of the whole superstructure Of wealth.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1896-08-01

A oloudburst in Ohio.

SrEuBESvILLE. ONO, Jnly aO.-A severe
storm, like a cloudburst, occurred west OF
this city this afternoon about o clock, and
within period of thirty minutes mighty
.orrent of water had spread desolation along
both Farmers and Fishers run, in the lower
part of this city.
No lives were lost, as there were persons
along the creeks who saw the water coming
down the valley. who ran from house to house
warning the people. Everybody fed, many
wading knee deep in water from their homes
to the hills which line the runs on both sides.
Two hundred people are homeless tonight
as result of the flood. The damage will
aggregate all Of 500, 900.
The water came down the creeks twenty
feet high, sweeping before the food barns.
houses, bridges, trees and outbuildings.
The debris all gathered OF the mouth of the
Panhandle culvert and the water backed up
the lowlands near by where all the houses
we're washed away. Trains have not been
running since o'clock this afternoon and
they will have to be run around on other
roads tonight and tomorrow.
At Gould's the track is covered 10 depth
of four feet bya slip which is $50 feet in
length.
On the Wheeling and Lake Erie Road
washouts are reported all along the road from
here to Jewett
Big land slips are reported on the Cleveland
and Pittsburg Road at Brilliant. Martin S
Ferry and Port Homer.