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Arizona republican., 1896-01-09
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Arizona republican., 1896-01-09
GENERAL DISEASES.

and gnashing of teeth, and how could they gnash their teeth if they did not have any?" The attorney did not pro- ceed any further on that line of exam ination.
Arizona republican., 1896-01-09

Florence Tribune: Miss Anna Reid has returned from Casa Grande and re- sumed her duties as teacher of the Mo Lellan school, across the river
Arizona republican., 1896-01-09
ALL OVER TIE TERRITORY News CuIled From VarI-
 OuS Sources. What the Prominent People
 Are Doing. Their Movements and investments Personal ard General
 Territorial News.
Territorial News.

Tucson Citizen: Wm. Johnson, Of Ash Fork, Ariz., is at the Occidental. He is here with the intention Of pur- chasing cattle to be fattened up III the Salt River valley.
Arizona republican., 1896-01-09
TIRED WOMEN

Need to have the action of the kid neys stimulated and the system toned up. Parks Sure Cure is the best rem edy to accomplish this. Many a wo- man finds that she is tired out by work which ought not to tire her at all. She fears that her system is broken down and she is hopeless invalid when few doses of Parks Sure Cure would make her look at life from a different point of view. Don't delay. Every bottle is guaranteed. Sold by c. Eschman & Go.
 Save Assessment Work on Mines
 The new law requires annual work on every location or relocation. This is saved by obtaining 8 United States patent. Five hundred dollars worth of work or improvements on one mine, or scattered over a group of adjoining mines, is sufficient to ensure United States patent to any mum Der of mines so grouped, or for a single mine. Further information cheerfully given by letter or personally. Terms of sur vey reasonable. Apply to
 LEWIS WoLFLEY,
 Civil and Mining Engineer and U. S. Deputy Mineral Surveyor, Phoenix, Arizona.
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He Was Eligible.

James Payn, the London writer. says
a young man was paying his attentions
TO beloved object, contrary 10 The
wishes II her father, "a man a ihews
and siDews. and uDe day the latter
kicked the lover violently into the
street. In day CT two fafter recovery
the rejected suiior. apparently not ope
whit discouraged. called al the house
once more. What. again !" ekelaimed
paterfamiiias. putting cu hls well soled
boots for action No. sir. p" cried the
young man. Il have given up all hope
of winning your daughter. bat in con
sequence Of that astounding kick you
gave me the other day have been re-
qnested, ON the strength Of my earnest
recommendation to the committee, 10
ask you to join our football club. F"
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Can He Do Those Thincs?

Your 18-year-old boy may have a
good deal of Latin and cube root, says
an exchange, but unless he can do the
things enumerated below he is not even
ordinarily well equipped as business
man or as a man of the world. Can
he do them?
Write good, legible hand.
Write good, sensible letter.
Speak and write good English.
Draw an ordinary bank check.
Take it to the proper place in the
bank to get it cashed.
Add column Of figures rapidly and
accurately.
Make out an ordinary account.
Write an ordinary promissory note.
Measure pile of lumber in your
shed.
Spell all the words he knows how to
use.
Write an advertisement for the local
paper
Make neat and correct entries in day
book and ledger.
Tell the number of bushels of wheat
in your largest bin and their value at
current rates.
Tell something about the great au-
thors and statesmen Of the present day.
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Rich Discoveries of Gold

AT Cripple Creek, Colo, and else
where, are being made daily, and the
production for 1896 will be the largest
ever known, estimated at Two Hundred
Million Dollars. Cripple Creek alone is
producing over One Million Dollars a
month, and steadily increasing. Mining
Stocks are advancing in price more rap
idly than any other Stocks, and many
pay dividends Of SO to 90 per cent. They
offer the best opportunity 10 make a
large profit on small Investment,
JonNI. TALtMAN & Co., IA Pacific Az,
Chicago, Ill, are financial agents for the
Prudential Gold Mining Co., and others
in the famous Cripple Creek district.
They will send Won free. interesting par
ticulars 81 The Mining Companies they
represent, also their book on speculation
in Stocks. Grain and Cotton, containing
many new aud important features.
Send for these books at cnce If you
are interested in any form Of speculation
or Investments, They may prove profit
ahle Ia you.
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How to Keep Young.

First, mingle with the young people,
take an interest in their plans, share
their enthusiasm, joys and hopes. Keep
in close touch with all their activities.
Do not patronize, but participate, and
the quick, warm pulsations of their
hearts will keep your own life currents
warm.
Second, cultivate your imagination.
The secret Of perennial youth lies large
ly here Freshness and vigor spring
from this source. Read and commit po-
etry, live In the ideal The unseen world
ia more real than the visible, and out
from its mystic depths you shall COM
mand new worlds to appear. From the
visionary you shall create the visible.
Third, walk close with God. A
Christian should find his enthusiasm
strengthening with his age, his faith in
men and things stronger and wiser, his
hope flrmer based and the warmth and
fervor Of his affection for all the good
and beautiful and grand in nature, man
and God increasing continually. Youth
ever remains with such one. Angel
faces have no wrinkles. Keep yours like
theirs
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WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 70, 1896.
WHY HE SHAVED.
Senator Bacon Did Not Want His whisk-
arS Pulled,

Senator Bacon Did Not Want His Whisk-
ers Pulled.
There was time when Senator Ba-
con of Georgia wore an ornate and Law
ish hirsute adornment, and pictures
taken at the time he was president of
the Georgia senate so represent him.
Now he contents himself with simple
mustache How he happened to shear
his beard was told by the senator him
self recently.
1T was, he began, when the roll
er skating craze hrake out and invaded
the best families in the south. 1t struck
Macon, and somehow it found victim
in me. Everybody was going 10 the
skating rink, and consequently l Went
/ soon acquired a remarkable degree Of
grace in gliding dreamily over the floor
to the pulsation of exhilarating waltz
strains, and my company was III great
demand by ladies who were still some
what distrustful of their own skill. l
shall never forget. was acting as the
Guardian angel one evening Ct lady
whose main support | was i'll her feeble
efforts to prevent II collision with the
floor. and we were rather TREMENDOUSLY
gliding hither and thither among the
crowd, when an invalid on skates ap-
preached us from the opposite direc-
ton. ] saw at glance that the man
had lost his compass and nothing but a
blind reliance in providence was defer
ring his fall That moment came when
he crushed against me- The collision
disturbed the center of gravity i'll my
fair companion, while at the same time
it FASTENED the downfall of the other.
Before | knew what was up tho man,
in order to save himself, grasped hold
of one side CT my whiskers, while the
lady fastened her grip in the other half,
and both held ON for dear life while
their feet were describing geometrical
figures on the slippery floor Considera-
tions Of gallantry prevented me from
turning on the wretched being who was
clinging to my beard like the proverbial
straw ON one side, and there l was with
two struggling fellow creatures in the
stress of despair dangling on each side
of my whiskers. That experience deter
mined me to sacrifice the whiskers and
to circumscribe my indulgence i'll that
line to q modest, unobtrusive mustache,
which affords no comfort to unskilled
skaters. Washington Post.
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vAwN IN A MAIDEN SPEECH.
An Incident Which Typifles the sleepinesi
of tho English Commons.


The occasion Of making ones maiden
speech is hardly the time one would ex-
pect n legislator to select for giving
vent to yawn. 1t is nevertheless on
record that some 80 years ago, when
the present Duke of Devonshire, then
Lord Harrington, was making his maid
en- speech in the house of commons he
visibly yawned. and Mr.. Disraeli, whose
keen eye noted the occurrence, is ac-
credited with having made the remark
that "a man who can yawn in the midst
Of his maiden speech Is capable of rising
to the highest position in this house. "
Since his transference to the upper
house the noble duke has probably found
even more facilities than existed in the
commons for doing.
Mr. Gladstone used to be frequent
offender in the same direction. The
Grand Old Man was often lost to all
consciousness of what was going on
around him, and yet, marvellous to re-
late, after quietly nodding away
through a portion of debate, he would
wake up, deliver himself Of big, long
yawn, and then make a speech which,
for lucidity and power Of argument,
would seem to imply that he had heard
every word that had been spoken
throughout the debate.
Mr. Chamberlain and Sir William
Harcourt often appear to be fast asleep,
but it is doubtful if either of them ever
really loses touch of what is going on
around him.
The habit of fitting the hat well over
the eyes and sitting with bowed head
and legs crossed one over the other is
one which appears to find much favor
with u large number of members in each
succeeding house of commons, but 1T
will always DO moot point whether
they really go to sleep or merely "malIe
believe to, as children say. At all
events, it is noticeable that they never
seem at q loss for word or sentence
when the time comes for them to rise
up in their places.
Putting all others out of the question,
however, the champion sleeper of the
house is Sir Richard Temple, who goes
to sleep at all times and under all sorts
of conditions. At times he appears to
be anxious to ward off the feeling of
somnolency which is obviously obtain
ing the mastery over him, but the eff
fort is all in vain and his head will in
sist ON falling upon his breast
How his hat ever remains upon his
head, seeing the dislocatory swerves
and strange movements the latter as
sumes from time to time, is a matter
for wonderment -Pearson's Weekly.
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WHAT AN ADJusTeR CAN DO.
A Drummer Learned Something That He
Did Not Know Before.

Did Not Know Before.
The travelling man: II never knew
just how colossal chump am until
the other day, when went out with
railroad adjuster to settle claim for
damages against his company. An old
farmer had tried to use crossing just
as locomotive needed it, The result
was that his horses were killed, the
wagon knocked into firewood, the har-
ness scattered for half n mile along the
track and his pretty young wife SO bro
ken up that she will never walk again
Well, sir, you should have seen that adj
iuster do business. He gave his victim
big cigar, came out strong on free sill
yer, jollied the farmer into thinking
wheat would bring big price next sea-
son, invited him to take q ride ON their
railroad whenever he wanted to and
then slid into business.
1.-THE horses, harness and wagon We're
discussed, and valuation was agreed
upon. The farmer was then ready to
sign receipt i'll full, but the adjuster
knew his business, and, after throwing
the old man into commissions with u
few good stories, suddenly suggested, as
though it had just come TO his mind,
that it would be too bad not to pay
something for the pretty wife, who was
doomed TO spend the rest of her years in
bed. The farmer would be 'gol burned
if he'd thought of that, but guessed $25
was not too high figure. He was jol-
lied down to $15, and when we made
our escape was blushing from tip to
tip.
''On the way back that fellow began
talking about investing some money
with him in little scheme of his.
just made sure that my watch and peck
etbook were still with me, jumped over
the front wheel and walked five miles
to the city. If I'm ever wrecked ON a
railroad, what's left Of me will have a
man with a gun to keep adjusters
away Detroit Free Press.
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Leave Iambertvile for Manunka Chunk 833,
1920 m, 1877 5.07 and 825 IN. Sunday, S.25
For Philipsburg and Easton only 62s p IN week
days.
Leave Frenchtown COS, 1O.47 IN, 21O $50 al 4
854 p m weekdays, S.54 m Sundays. For PhN-
ipsburg and Easton only, 7.O2 p m.
Arrive at Philipsburg $40 and 1122 a. M, 2. Is,
55s, 80 and 9Sl p IN. Sunday 9.Sl p. M
Leave Phillipsbnrg 7.25 9.45 and IL p a N, 200,
Goa and 9s5 m. Sunday, 9S5 m.
Arrive Belyidere 76S, 1922 and 1l.53 m, 327,
6.S2, 1902 p m. Sunday, 1902 pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos, 1890 and SO Ii
1888, 63S and 1910 Sunday, 1910 IN.
Additional trains leave Bevdere for Manunk a
Chunk 700 and $50 m, and $50 M Sunday,
100 m. Returning, leave Manunka hunk for
BeiYidere 1925, l0,4S M, 400, Gao and l015 p M
Sunday, 1915 pm.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 600 m, Beividere 6.l5 m, Martins
Creek 6 .55 m, arriving Lehigh Junction COB IN,
Will carry passengers and make stops at nag sta
tions north of Philipsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station. Philadel-
phia by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 1925 m
daily. and 1925, 5.21 p m weekdays, and leaving
Phillipsburg SEQ m daily, 100 and $50 p m
weekdays go through without change at Tren-
ton. through car for Manunka Chunk is at
tached TO trains leaving Broad Street Station at
$50, go q IN, 1900 noon, and 90, pm. By all
other trains passengers TO or from Broad street
change cars at Trenton.
Connection is made at Manunka Chung with
Delaware, Lackawanna Western Railroad Le-
high Junction with LehIgh Valley ,Lehigh Sux-
quehanna M 0rris Essex and Now Jersey Contra
Railroads. AtLambertville with Pennington Rail
road AtTTenton with trains to and from Ne;
York, Camden, &c.
Forfurther information see timetables, which
can be obtained at the ticket ofaces
J.R. WOOD.
General Passenger Agent,
s. NJ. PROVOST,
General Manager
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Qualities Constituting Greatness.

Bear in mind that to be truly great it
is not necessary that you should gain
wealth and Importance. Steadfast and
undertaking truth, fearless and straight
forward integrity and an honor ever I'M
sullied by an unworthy word or action
make their possessor greater than world
ly success or prosperity These qualities
constitute greatness. Peabody.
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A man who wrote to Forest and Stream
awhile ago said that so per cent of
the ducks he had killed were brakes
four brakes to one female-and he
wanted to know the reason why. Others
promptly said they had observed similar
preponderancc of brakes, and also want
cd to know why. One man told how he
had seen one female duck chased by
four or five males. He had killed 40 in
spring days shooting, and of them
only were females.
Thus far no explanation has been
given of the matter
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1896. 1896.
JNO. R. TREWIN & CO..
CLOTHIERS. HEATERS AND FURNISHERS.

We do not want to say too much for tear
you will think we are vain. Will content
ourselves by inviting you to drop in and ask
to see our splendid line of Spring Suits, eth
er for men, young men, boys or children.
Our friends have all pronounced these the
cleanest line of Spring Clothing ever shown
in the city of LambertviIle. Our children's
dept. is especially stocked to suit every de-
sire of the mother to see her BOYS dressed
in the correct styles, and at the very lowest
possible cost.
Remember, any goods bought of us and
not found as represented may be returned.
We guarantee everything De sell.
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AMI soups the Same to Him.

Guest Ito waiter)-I can't eat this
soup,
Waiter takes it away and brings an
other kind of soup
Guest--I can't eat this soup.
Waiter angrily but silently for the
third time brings another kind
Guest (again)-I can't eat this soup.
Waiter, furious, calls the hotel pro-
prietor.
Proprietor Ito guest why can't you
eat this soup, sir?
Guest (quietly)-Because l have no
poon Texas Siftings
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Birds In Egypt.

1t is delightful to note the tameness
Of the birds of Egypt. They enter rooms
and houses through windows and crew
ices left for ventilation, and once inside
hop fearlessly about the floor picking
up stray crumbs. A sparrow often perch
es on the corner Of the table during the
progress of a crowded hotel repast, and
it is not uncommon to see them fitting
across the ceiling Of drawing room at
Luxor. All birds, from the largest to
the smallest go unmolested unless they
are definitely used for food. The great
brown kite sits fearlessly ON the roofs
of Cairo, hard by his cousin, the crow,
which is not black, like our crow, but
is black and gray, and might easily be
mistaken for pigeon. Every large gar
den--at any rate in upper Egypt-has
its owl frequenting tall palm tree
and hooting or whistling as nature
guides it.-Exchange.
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"Uncle Dick, what's delusion?"
well, Bobby. it is thinking your OK
penses next month will not be as heavy
as they are this month. Detroit Free
pracc
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Ibid you report that suicide as l told
you to do last night?" asked the editor
of the new reporter. a graduate of a
school of journalism.
Il saw the corpse sir, but found it
impossible to write description of the
affair.
'Why?"
"How in the world was TO state the
mans throat was cut from ear to ear
when he had only one ear?"-London
Fun.
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Purpose of the Senior Society.

The latest enlargement in Christian
Endeavor is the Senior society. 1t is
composed Of older Christians and grad
yates from the Young Peoples society.
The pledge Of the Senior society is made
applicable to the midweek prayer meet
ins. The society holds no meetings of
its own and its purpose is wholly to
strengthen the midweek church services
and to retain the interest of the elder
Christians in active church work
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Cathode Rays Not as Bright as a Candle

Now, one Of the first questions / have
been asked in regard to thcrc rays is
this, "How did you obtain Il / hit so in
tense that you could take p jtographs
through board an inch thiek?" The
answer is this: The light is not intense
to the eye 1t does not appear as bright
as that of freely Indeed it cannot be
seen on the darkest night at distance
of 800 feet. Yet candle can be dis
tinguished ON similar night at least a
mile. But the rays of candle are en-
tirely cut off from Photographic plate
by sheet Of pasteboard a sixteenth Of
an inch thick or even less The cathode
rays are intense, however, to the photo
graphic plate, which can be termed tho
Photographic eye. = Professor John
Trowbridge in Scribner's.
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More Lasting Work.

The churches that cannot report their
accessions by scores may be doing far
grander and more lasting work, which
will appear when the books are
opened. "-Christian Register.
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As Objectionable.

Conservatism, if insincere and incon-
sistent, is to us as Objectionable as rad
icalism. Jewish Voice.
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DON'T STOP TOBACCO.
HOW TO CURE YOURSELF WHILE

HOW TO CURE YOURSELF WHILE
USING IT,
The tobacco habit grows on a man until his
nervous system Is seriously affected impairng
health, comfort aud happiness. TO quit sudden
ly is too severe shock to the system, as tobacco
TO an inyeterate becomes stimulant that
his system continually Graves, "Baco-Curon Isa
scientific cure for the tobacco habit in all its
forms, carefully compounded after the formula of
an eminent Berlin physician who has used II in
his private practice since 1872, withou; failure.
II is purely vegetable and guaranteed perfectly
harmless. You can use all the tobacco you want
while taking "BicoCuro." II win notify you
when TO stop. We give written guarantee TO
cure permanently any case with three boxes or
refund The money with 10 per cent. interest.
"Baco.Curo" Is not a substitute but a scientific
cure that cures without the aid OF viii power and
with no Inconvenience. 1t leaves the system as
pure and free from nicotine as the day you took
your rst chew or smoke.
Cured By BacO-Curo and Gained Thirty
Pounds.
From hundreds OF tesiimonials, the originals Of
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lowing Is presented;
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Saying .sNo."

Learn to say no, and it will be of
more use to you than to be able to read
Latin. Sturgeon.
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WANTED:
A Bright Boy or Girl

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