The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-11-18
WOMAN DOES MANY THINGS,
Bae There IL ut Lesst One That BafEso

Nut There Il 1T Lesst One That BsfEea
Something may be conceded 70 WON.
tn They prepare shooting lunches
with admirable care and lavish ex-
penditure of jarn-an sxeellent thing
in woman and one much appreciated
by the wearied brirger-down of grouse.
They can pour out tea at breakfast
and toward the end Of a weeks visit
NAV be counted upon to remember thar
YOU take or do moi take sugar. They
can leave cards on friends who have
left cards o. you; they caa easily spend
an hour on dressing or adjoining them
selves. feat of which few men In thess
degenerate days are capable.
They can organize picnics and actual-
" take pleasure in them when wssPs
are not too numerous.
They can. as young girls. manufac-
ture a secret out of nothing and then
talk 1t over with other girls in corners
TO en- accompaniment OF mysterious
eigglings aud to the exclusion of rude
intrusive boys.
They can run lcng hatpins sppar-
entity through the very middle of their
heads without doing themselves the
least harm, and they can coax i've
pound note or a bicycle or o photo
graphic camera out of an indulgsnt
parent In less time than it takes son
to obtain ten shillings. All this and
MANY other things they can do-bus
they cannot steer pleasure boat on the
| Thames.
Observe her as she gets into the boat.
Her attendant SWANS are in their places
at stroke and bow; another girl has
been wedged into the bows. The steersf
installs herself and thus addresses hey
crew as they push of:
sNow, on which side ought to sitt
I think could see better on the right
side. Therel viii that do? Oh, but
If sit in the middle can't Sc ssy
thing!
Ought I 70 phil both strings very
hard Eke2 Why. they won't move NJ
ell. But IL pull the left string We "a
10 the left and I'm sure that's wrong
because I've always heard that yos
ough. to pull the other string.
well, never mind; we're gettspa
along very nicely and catching up with
the other boat. Oh. oh, there's . boat
coming the other wsy-which side
ought we to gof They're rowing right
into ne. Oh. do stop.
"Therel knew the silly man woula
run into vs.. He needn't have looked &C
angry about getting q ridiculous little
bit of wood broken of his oar.
"Why didn't he look around am
watch where be waz going? do love
this rocking about. don't you. Mr.. Har
rison? Do try and keep closs 70 the
steam launch.
what? II makes rowing 20 uncom.
Portable? Well, you men are funny. ]
don't think IL wss my fault we ran into
the bank. for was pulling the left string
as hard as could. Tia. was tia ressoR
was it? OF course. i forgot.
Snow. let me see. What ought yos
20 do when fou cone 90 a rock7 know
you 20 something with boathooks or
whistles. Alice, can you whistler So'
I dare say IL doesn't matter. The man
will have % open all the same.
why did that woman glare st me
80? She didn't think II makes bar iook
pretty, because IL doesn't
"Oh. DO take care. Please do. Why
Is all that water pouring into the loch'
Th.res knew we should gst crlshed.
Taey oughtn't 10 Be In such hurry.
BESIDES, Il would 10 very much simpler
80 oyen both Gets q! gatss al each esd
together and then We could clip through
without all this fuss and botfs~r.
"so. thank you. Mr. Harrison; Tn
not bit tired j could 20 On steering
sil day in this delightful wsssher. No~.
yvbs did vs stick 20 The bank that tir1es
Why. I've dropp~d the string, Well.
I suppose one can't always Do thingf
rerfectlY. London Punch.