The Press., 1896-06-11

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 Springfield Republican: Chicago I,2, pie are wondering what would become of their many History buildings If a tornado like the St. Louis one should strike them. The architects, who are responsible for the mOnStrOsities, are unanimous in tho opinion that when everything else was fiat the 1G-ers would loom up invinriblc and grand, like the pyramids in the Nubi- an deserts, fit monuments to eternity. Some day, perhaps, we shall sec.
 DID You EVER try Electric Bittcrs as a remedy for your troubles? If not, get q bottle now and get relief. This medicine has been found to be peculiarly adapted to the relief and cure of all Female Com plaints, cxcrting d wonderful direct inlu- ence in giving strength and tone to the organs. If you havo Loss of Appetite, Constipation, Headache, Painting Spells, or are Nervous, Slccplrss, EXcitablc, Melancholy or troubled with Dizzy Spells, Electric Bittcrs is the medicine you need. Health and Strength arc guaranteed by it's use. Fifty cents and $1.00 at E. K. Taft's Drug Store. 3
 London Weekly Telegraph: "Tm go- ing to tell my pa on you," said Johnny Smithers, as the blacksmith pared some of the bone away from the horses hOOf.
 "Why? What havo donor" asked the blacksmith.
 "You ain't got shoes to fit Dohbin, an you're whittlin' off his feet to suit those you have got"
 A healthy appctitc with perfect di- gcstiOn and assimilation, may hr secured by the use of Aver s Pills They cleanse and strengthen the whole alimcntary ca nal and remove all Obstructons to the natural functions of either sex, without any unpleasant effects.
 When celery is not as crisp as it should he put it in very cold water, add a slice or two of lemon and let it stand an hour.
 lntho spring yoIng man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of De Wits Little Early ! lSisers for they always cleanse the liver, purify the blood, and invigorato the sys- tenn. W.D. Hoald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Philips' South Coventry.
 You can obige no one to take moro
 
 A. l.. Wooster, prominent citizcn of OsseO, Mich., after suffering gpxcruciatingIv from piles for twenty years, was cured in short time by using De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve, all absolute cure for all skin diseases. More of misrepresentation isuscd than all others combined. w. D. IIcald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Not moro than 10 three cent pieces can be insisted upon in one transaction.
 Mrs. R. D. Young, Middlehurg, Ia.. writes. I have used One Minute Cough Cure for six years, both for myself and children, and 1 consider it the quickest acting and most satisfactory Cough Cure l havo ever used. W.D. IIpald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Any amount less than 50 can be paid in nickels or any silver coin.
 Did you ever think how readily tho blood Is poisoned by constipation? Bad blood means bad health and premature old age i De Wits Little Early Risrrs, the famous little pills, overcome obstinate r0nstipa- tfon. w. D. IIcald, Stafford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Gold can be used to any amount in tho purchase of goods or in the raymont of debts.
 One Minute Is the standard time, and One Minute Cough Cure is the standard prep aratiOn for every form of cough or cold. It is the only harmless remedy that pro- ducNs immediate resulte. w. D. IIcald, Stafford Springs G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 The lowest temperature so far obtained by artificial means Is 491o Fah below freezing. Pictet has succeeded in roach ing this wonderful result.
 One swallow does not make the Spring, but one swallow of One Minute Cough Cure brings relief. w. D. Heald, Staf- fo1d Springs G. L.Phillips, South Coven- try.
 'I doesn't want 'scourago nobody" said Uncle Ebon, "But CT lot or folks fohgits dat true repentance consists in not doing 1t over again."
 Eczema Is frightful at1liction, but like all other skin diseases 1t can be pcrma- nently cured by applications of De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. Itnever fails to cure Piles. w. D. Hoald, Stafford Springs; G. L.Phillips, South Coventry.
 The Great Eastern was an iron vessel The first iron vessel was built in England in 1787. The first iron steamer also in England In 1891. Iron ocean steamers were commenced in England In 1883.
 
 According to a celebrated anatomist there are upwards of 5 ,000, ,000 little glands in the human stomach. These glands pour out the digestive juices which dis solve or digest the food. Indigestion is want of juice, wt taknCss of glands, need of help to restore the health of these or gans. The best and most natural help is that given by Shaker Digestive Cordial Natural, because it supplies the materials needed by the glands to prepare tho di- gostive juices. Because 1t strengthens and inVigorates the glands and the stOm- ach, until they are able to do their work alone. Shaker Digestive Cordial cures indigestion certainly and permanently. It does so by natural means, and therein lies the secret of it's wonderful and unvarcd success. At druggists, plice 10 cents to $ per bottle.
 Philadelphia North American: Her sis ter-I never thought you and Harry would fight. He's very indulgcnt husband.
 Young Wife-That's just the trouble. | It makes me so mad when he gives in tO