New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.


The Home Missionary Society of Philadelphia VIII
celebrate IN December the thirt!eth annVeFsar! %
the connection OF the Rev F. II. Toland with 'he
socia,v lie has been instrumental in Organizing
twenty -fve churches.
This campaign OF some sort or another said IN, TIE
old man but it ain't the real old fourth-o'-'u'!
kind =, ,
"rink rot? know It Amt. haven't heard OF
nobody gittin his eye bowed our WIN ca"No"
nrecracker yit"-(!ndianapo.s Jourha!'
One 81 the interesting outcomes OF the campaign
ia the organization Of the Atlanta Mckinley CLUB.
which now has a membership OF %s voters and
which invites the most critical inspection OF Its
roll OF membership. /. II. Martin, It's president
says; That a club. organized In Southerh GU!
ard composed entirely OF white voters. advocating
the election Of Republican candidate TO the Pres
,dencv has grown to such Importance In the snort
n.riod indicated proves a marvellous revolution or
Southern sentiment. The Atlanta Mckinney 'lup
Is n business mems organization Our membership
roll includes mechanics and laborers, out a ma
,ori,v OF our members are business men. whose
honest convictions have forced them 10 declare lot
honest money and protection" 1t is expected that
the club will have 100 members by November g.
"Giye me a burnt navel demanded sleek -look-
ing gentleman as he approached the bar In the
bellevue yesterday afternoon. The order was a
strange one and a number Of mer who were louns-
ing about watched coverty to note the outcome.
The bartender however. seemed TO be FAMILIAR
with the concoction. and Immediately began opera
tons His first move was TO select large Cali
fornia orange of the Washington navel variety.
,h Then n compeey around the orange not disturb
Ing the pulp Dexterously turning the skin which
peels very easily he fashioned the bowl OF cup.
and with the other end he formed the stand. Then.
pouring pony OF brandy into the bowl. he added
INK process the brandy absorbed the oil from the
orange skin. and the drink was ready to serve
They say 1t has no equal as hracer'-'Ph1adeiphia
Record.
A story Is told Of literary man who spent two
months talking good marketable literary matter into
a phonogra phi. and then. when he attempted TO have
his work transcribed TO manuscript. he discovered
that tho machine was of order. and his two
months labor was lost.
kissed her 'iienry!' she exclaimed, where i, the
Dearest" he said. 1T fell overheard"
"Why did the steamer not stop to rescue it,"
"'rhey only stop to save human life." he
Then. Henry. why didn't you jump
board"'-u-ife.
In some bosoms the desire to possess larger dog
than the next man burns with much ardor leading
to the domesticaton OF animals which ought never
to appear outside the cages Of menagerie. Every
now and then Of them breaks loose displaying
his real character. and puts whole neighborhoods
In mourning. Shadows dog. brought into court the
other day charged with killing a cat, against the
dignity and peace Of the commonwealth. evidently
belongs In this class OF brutes; and. although a
strong man may consider himself entitled to pos
sess a robust dog to match, It is possible to
work the privilege. Such animals really more
dangerous than the boar Of Calydon or the Nemean
lion. and would down Ataanta and Hercules both I'm
a twinkiing. They deserve a much more rigid
statutory muzzle than Is commonly offered to them
On the benches OF the dog show they no doubt pre-
sent fine spectacle, but some OF the biggest
possess under irregular and delusive restraints
the destroying powers Of the rugged Russian bear
the armed rhinOceros or the Hyrcan tiger. They
ought to be admitted into society sparingly IL
ut all. and then with better safeguard than that
OF small stipendiary towed at the end OF a long
chain. like the one which followed the Sandow dog
A certain man, whose name is not recorded but
which was. doubt Mud. had the good fortune
morning for his for ess
rnoai he preferred to daily with Il.
him to become dissatished At 'e"s'" caused
Therefore, SELLING the goose. he eviscerated it.
come a nouvcau richie.
But a close examination OF its interior disclosed
he cussed the Chicago Convention high and low
Moral: Don't be crank-(Truth
Dramatic Student-The quality OF mercy Is mot
strained.
Medical student-You'd better look out for #
then: It's probably full OF microbes
Couldn't Stand I.-Bngo--Pve had to change nv
grocery store. ny
Kingley-What's the matter?
Bingo-Why, l hadn't been trading thers tuo
(Puck. - w. III
1t is said that In the last twenty-five years tho
members Of the Church Of England have vol,,p.
tary contributed more than $780, 900 to foreign
ana nome missions to church building and re-
pair. to elementary education and to charity
Misplaced Conndence.-'Great Joke on Corkin.
yesterday" ' VI" o'"'"S
checks?' Always kitihR
Yes Tried the same old game. EXCHANGED
en !Hi1 WIN Dorkhis and got left badly"
no: but DorkIns's check Xaan,t sood cifh:r"