Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-03-04
dtjauside Gatherings.

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s@ Religious freedom often means
free from religion.
s6 Russia grows more fax than any
other country in the world.
R6r There are more disappointed
lovers after than before marriage.
nag The American silver dollar first
made its appearance in 1894.
e@ God will never use any other
means to save men than he is using
now.
s6y Girls we love for what they are
young men for what they promise
to be.
R@ Some men are as unsatisfactory
as soapy door knob, and twice as
slippery.
paT The Christian is like the ripening
corn; the ripper he grows the more
lowly he bends his head.
s@ If you allow your happiness to
depend on the favor of men, you will
very soon be a miserable man.
p@ A dictionary recently issued in
England devotes III columns to the
various meanings of the word "devil." "
s@ When a man talks great deal
about "impudent young people" it is
sign that he is becoming old.
s@ Atlantic sea water contains only
81 pounds of salt to the ton; that from
the Dead Sea 1877 pounds to the ton.
R@- Man has a firmer grip OH the
truths, he has found out for himself
than on those he had been taught.
p@ Sowing "~ild oats" is always a
perilous matter; there is an added
danger when they are mixed with
frye"
sd 1t is said that nearly 100000
persons in the United States depend
for living on the sale of liquor and to-
bacco.
R@ Said man as he hitched his horse :
"There is tide in the affairs of men
which taken in time may prevent a
runaway"
p@ New Girl-What does your papa
like for his breakfast? Little Mable-
He always likes most anything he
hasn't got.
s@ Between the years 1860 and 1882
more than 100000 bison (buffalo)
were killed within the limits of the
United States.
p6r The slightest excess of expendi-
ditures over income is poverty, and
the slightest excess of income over ex-
penses is wealth.
p@ A m an in Astomville, Pa, is said
to be afflicted with 81 diseases. After
he reads patent medicine almanac he
will think he has the other 2,043.
s8- A distinguished writer says heav-
en- is never so fully revealed as in the
face of beautiful woman; but he
forgets the hearts of good one.
p@- If you wish success in life, make
perseverance your bosom friend, ex-
perience your wise counsellor, caution
your elder brother, and hope your
guardian genius.
p@ A bug bites the oyster, and 10 a
pearl begins to grow. A bug bites a
hotel guest, and 10 he leaps out of bed
and wants to knock somebody's eye
brows off.
s@- A young man of neighboring
town, entered a ballroom. after the
guests had departed, picked up rose
from the floor and exclaimed: "The
last rose of some her J"
p8" Chauncey NJ. Depew gives the
recipe for success in these words: {:
"The main elements of success in this
world are good sense, good temper and
minding your own business"
p@ A western Massachusetts den-
tist is said to have small boy sit in
his Office and yell at the top of his
lungs occasionally. 1t lends an air Of
business to the establishment.
p@ A correspondent says: Company
never bothers me. Ifrich people come
to see me, I know they have good
enough at home. Ifpoor people come,
1 know I have as good as they.
s@- George Bancroft told bevy of
young girls that the secret of long life
lay in never losing ones temper. eff
you will never get angry" said the
historian, "you will live to be 9O."
p@ A Wichita girl rejected q young
man at nine o'clock, one night, and
within an hour he had proposed to her
sister, whom he found at neighbours,
and was accepted. This is quick work.
BGe Nicotine, the principle of tobac-
CO is one of the most powerful of the
known nerve poisons. 1t is virulent
as prussic acid. No known substance
can counteract its effects.
R6H The most inveterate borrowers
are the borrowers of trouble. Why not
reverse the ancient order of things? :?
Let trouble 60 to protest, and borrow
happiness once in a while.
sa- "This morning the doctor order
ed me to drink water an hour before
every meal, and here I've been drink
ing for the last 40 minutes, but I'll be
Ijiggered if I can swallow another
drop"
s9 No quality will ever get a man
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