New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-12-16
THE TALK or THE DAY.

In an address IN Chicago The other dsv ch.naman
outlined a scnem TO make CHINA a republic lie Will
invade The Celestial Kingdom with an army OF BOD
fighting irlshmcn" After no has established
Chinese republic with theit assistance he Will In
wade Ireland with an army Of 5000 hghting China
men and establish republic IN that country
1t Mad. No Dlnerence.--"Do You uphold the custom
OF giving presents Chr-tmas?'
II doesn't make any difference whether uphold
(, or not ~ holds up every year just the same
indianapolis journal
The Waterbury Comm American" was hny-two
year, old on Monday. II IT, taken all In all. one OF
the hes, papers in New England. and II is pleasant
10 know that has wlth the success II so
abundan.iy deserves.
SIN wearing mia fall overcJat cold as The weather H.
WallaceYcs mat l. the result OF an election bet;
one Of S;I those freak bets
Il, wasn't freak bet lie Just bet all me money
he had and can't get hls winter coat out-t'lnc.n-
natl Enquirer
A bill IL to be introduced in the next Kansas Legs
lature consolidating about forty counties in Western
Kansas into four counties.
Edward King. farmer living near cave Giiy.
Barren County. Ky, doesn't complain mach OF the
Populists and calamity -howiers are thicker than
eas IN dog ke9ns MI IT. kns made n g'o% mys
has laid up si.leo In bank. Furthermore; he says
himself and doesn't think he has had any remark
able luck How many business men In Kentucky
have lived well. cleared sl.lOo on as small amount
OF capital and still have their affairs In good shape
1t must be that farming isn't suci "A bad 'h'hs'
after alltI.ouisville Courier-Journai
A Lynn correspondent tells this In THE Boston
Transcript: Il trying on IA fur cape In n
Boston store a few weeks ago There said the
salesman that looks very intrinsic What?
asked. somewhat astonished That is very In
,rnsic TO your form he repeated Then doubted
whether | was In Boston. but when ] got out on
The street | found that certainly was. Let us
see: Intrinsic Is from the Latin 'lntrinaecus'-of
the inside inwardy. Doubtless the salesman was
n very learned man. and meant the customer 10
infer that the cape fitted her SO admirably that
II seemed to have been evolved out OF her: to be
a part and parcel OF her substance"
It is becoming clear that the South has quit
her foolishness:" and that she Is going to have
system OF finance. When Governor Johnson was
inaugurated at Montgomery he avoided In his ad
though he had led the free-silvcr forces and from
every quarter evidence accumulates that the South
principles' but because he was the regular nomi-
nee OF the party. 1t is also developing gradually
that they will be caught In the iree-silver trap
again. and that when the time shall come for an
OF % a at viii hs cp nos sne
All alliance with the silver trust and Will rally to
the standard of the ancient faith -(siacon Tele-
graph.
In spite OF the misunderstanding over the alleged
migrants Italians still continue to take ship for
the South American Republic. In the present month
Il "a estimated that q 200 Italians will leave Genoa
for South America. to distribute themselves among
Buenos Ayres. Argentina and Brazil. 300 OF them
going TO the ast-named country.
Necessary Adjuncts.-Mr sayery-what! Retrim-
ming your last years hat? You are an angel
Mrs Savery-An angel. am ]? Well. then. give
me $40 to buy wngs-(Puck
Philip Hines lO5 years old and his wife Re-
bekah. ninety-sIx years old. OF Delaware. Ohio.
celebrated the seventy eighth anniversary OF their
wedding recently They both In fairly good
health though somewhat feeble.
About the Same by -the-way, where Is the Ma.
for nowadays" asked the mutual friend
He IL In institution for the treatment Of the
feeble minded. said the Colonel. with trace Of
acrimony In his voice.
you don't say
We'll. sah they don't call the place /by that
name. sah but you can see for yoself that It
amounts to the same thing II IL q water.curo
establishment sah"-<Cincinnati Enquirer.