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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

The cleanest, brightest safest and really,
in the long run, the cheapest and best light
Tor use in the family residence, is the mean
descent electric light. Safe nothing could
be safer. A few days ago prominent gen
tleman of Honolulu came rushing down to
the Office of the Electric Company and said:
"Give me figures for wiring my house, and
want it done at once; no more lamps for me.
Last night lamp tipped over and it came
so near setting fire to the house and burning
my children and take no more risks"
This is the sentiment of quite a number in
the past few weeks who have ordered their
houses fitted with the perfect light.
| Just think it over and make up your mind
that you want the best and safest light send
for the Hawaiian Electric Company and tell
them what you want.
! We have complete stock of everything in
this line and have just received lot of the
very latest designs in chandeliers.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

A boy sat on one of the window seats in
the postofiice corridor yesterday reading a
novel, while his bootblacking outfit fur
nished rest for his feet. By and by Sc
we're looking man who was strolling about
noticed him and halted to ask:
boy, are you reading novel;"
"Yes, SIR"
II thought SO. Getting yourself ready to
enter a career of crime?"
mo, sir"
"But that will be the inevitable result.
It's an Indian story, l supposed"
mo, SIR"
''Some trashy detective yarn thenS"
mo, sir"
'Then there's boy in it who runs away
from home and performs heroic and un-
heard of deedsf"
mo, sir. It's about bootblack right in
this town. He got his first start in life by
gentleman coming up to him in this very
place and giving him so cents to black his
shoes"
"Ah-uml Man was a fool" growled the
philanthropist as he trotted along and left
the lad to take the broad and narrow path
10 the gallows.-Detroit Free Press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Georgie--Mamma, wasn't George
Washington great man?
Mamma-Yes, dear
Wasn't he an awful good mani"
"He was. :"
"Then what did you name me George
Washington for? Didn't you never want
me- to have no fun?"-Chicago Tribune.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Will-Why do you always carry those
corks with you when you go to call Oh
your fiancee?
Jack-Well,. you see, she lives in a
fat, and use them for stopping up the
speaking tubes when am bidding her
good night in the vestibule. New York
Harald
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

"And you discharged youah MANI"
"Ya-aw-s. Had to do it, yen know. u
"He seemed verwy anxious TO please. "
''That was just the trwouble. He
wuhked so hahd it made me pawsitive
ly fatigued to have him awound. -
Washington Star.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

so you have thrown your new admirer
verboard'"
"You bet. Just az soon as l learned he
vas dairyman."
what had that to do with iti"
Considerable. None OF your milk and
water chaps for me. buffalo Courier
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Willie-Sister will be down in min
ate. She's putting ON new dress.
Dashaway-How is it, Willie-prettyi
Willie-It's sumner. l heard heI
say it ought to bring you around if any
thug did. Cloak Review.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Drowning Editor-Helpl can't
Bwim hck
Man on Shore-Neither can II
Drowning Editor-Oh, if you had
only read my paper, you would have
learned how Atlanta Constitution.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Pigley-Shall you send your son to col.
egef
Hogson-No. l had one set up here for
i'm.
Pigsley-What does it consist Off
Hogson-A gymnasium in the hennery, a
awdust ring in the open lot, shell in the
luck pond, the smokehouse for secret SO.
ciety and 400 punches of cigarettes.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Handling Facts.
The lady witness had become quite
picturesque in her testimony, and the
attorney had called her down in a way
that had made her mad all over.
"Confine yourself to facts, if you
please, madam" he said in conclusion.
Every WE'LL" she replied tartly.
'TYou are no gentleman. How does that
strike ou?''-Detroit Free Press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
wagon.

"This rich relative of yours-is he a
distant relative?"
"Yes, extremely distant since he 10
.ame rich n-Tit-Bits
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
A Bait,

Witherby-We've been without servant
for week now, but my wife is real good.
She gets up first every morning and starts
he fire.
Plankington-IIow do you contrive to get
her up'
Witherby-Easy enough. leave a lot OF
hange in my trousers pocket.-Cloak Re
view
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

How did you come to break with
Miss Sweetlips? You always said she
was as good as gold.
Eyes, but l got acquainted with a
girl who had the gold. boston Tran
script
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
For SAN FRANCISCO:

Steamers of the above Companies will
call at Honolulu on their way from
Hongkong and Yokohama to the above
port on or about the following dates:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

'.'tnships viii leave FOR and arrive from
an Francisco on VI, following dates, till the
1lti il36
I ARls,vt ~ N'N Lu1I \ .EAvE HONOLULU FOR
FRO SsN F'CfsCc SAN FRANCIsCooR
Oh - iSuCUVEH VANCOUVER
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

"Great Scott I must hurryl Here
they go! Robbed by machinery, de-
clare''-Chicago Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Proud Father Ito friend)-This is my
youngest boy. Frank, this is Mr.. Jack
son.
Frank (brightly)-Is that the man OF
whom mamma said yesterday that he
had more money than brains?-Truth.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
A Lightning Photographer,

LIKhthihH FhohogrhPher'
Business Man-Can you write short
hand?
Applicant-Yes, sir.
Chow many words minute?"
81 never counted 'em, but the other
day, when my wife found in my over
coat pocket letter which she gave me
TO mail last fall, took down every
word she uttered as fast as she said
them
uVou,l1 do D-TOroutn Trr,tb
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
Lincoln's Laughter.

Lincoln's Laughter.
He had a great laugh--a high, musical
tenor-and when he had listened to or told a
story which particularly pleased him he
would walk up and down the room, with
one hand on the small of his back and the
other rubbing his hair in all directions,
and make things ring with laughter.
Lincoln has great fame as a story teller,
and yet the truth isn't half told. First
and last, he told thousands and thousands
OF stories. He was wellspring of anec-
dOte. Yet, under all his humor and all his
laughter he was tender, sensitive, roman
tic, oftentimes sad. He appeared hard and
practical, and yet no man ever lived who
needed and craved sympathy more than
Lincoln. He was strongly social in his
nature and liked people rather than
places. Like all men Of the highest cour-
age, fearing nobody, he hated none. He
would oppose a man to the death, but
would never hate him. Senator Vooi hees
In Kansas City Times
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
According to Record.

Passenger-Is this seat engaged?
Pretty Summer Girl-It ought to be
by this time. / have been sitting on 1T
for over an hour. New York World.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
Pacific Mail Steamship Co.
AND THE
Occidental & Oriental Steamship Co,
@
For YOKOHAMA and HoNcKoNc

Steamers of the above Companies Will
call at Honolulu on their way to the
above ports on or about the following
dates.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
Chinese Alligator.

Chinese AIIigators.
1t seems strange, but it is fact never
theless, that the Chinese alligator, which has
long been supposed to be extinct, has been
undiscovered and specimens of it sent to the
Royal Geological gardens ut London. Mar
co Polo was, believe, the last author to
describe it. In his description he mentions
curious superstition-viz, that its gall was
9 specific for the cure of hydrophobia.-St
Louis Republic.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

"Well, that's a good idea. I'll just
try it. DROPS in n nickel.) Why, the
things got revolver pointed at me,
and here's new sign come into view.
(Reads.)
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12

Whetting.
The contortionist paced the floor i'm
patiently.
"Some people" he growled as he
glared at the fire eater ''have the
nerve to hang on to the morning paper
all day"
The fat woman was more complacent.
"There's an account of great con
flagration in it," she explained, land
he's probably trying to get up an appe.
tite. detroit Tribune.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
His Argument.

Tenant-Why, / haven't been able to
make fire in this fireplace all the winter.
1t doesn't draw.
Landlord-Sof Then it must have saved
about five pounds for you in fuel. In such
Il case I'm afraid III have to raise your
rent. Comic Cuts
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-12
roREiGN MAIL SERVICE,

WHOLESALE AGENTS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-28

time naturally followed the splendid re-
ports of the leading western and southern
systems for December, and the third week
OF January OF the statements submitted
to-day the st. Paul report was without
question the best. For December, the road
reported net earnings Of Sl.136.S59, an IN
crease Of SS35,6l2 and for the six months
ended Dec. 81. 1895, s., 902.595, an increase
OF S2,56S, $50. The report for the half year
IS decidedly better than expected. The
FAVORABLE railway returns started up
a fresh demand for the railways and even
sugar and Tobacco rallied in sympathy
with the buying movement. The market
closed nrm in tone. Net changes show
advances Of L01& per cent, St. Paul
leading. In the Inactive list Consolidated
active and strong. Sales footed up S.
Og1. The sales of listed stocks aggregated
1i4,ZSt shares and of unlisted 81 345 shares.
New York Stock List Closing Bids
stocks and BOnds-American Cotton OIL
-; do preferred, "a: Sugar refinery, 1915 (;
do preferred, 97lR; American Tobacco, 1914 /;
90 preferred, 100; Atchison, Topeka and
Santa lie, 154s; Baltimore and Ohio, 1914 /;
canada Pacific, SAG; Chesapeake and Ohio,
153s; Chicago and Alton, l5S; Chicago, Bur
nngton and Quincy, 769s; Chicago Gas
0o14; Delaware, Lackawanna and Western,
1911 Dlstillers and Cattle Feeders, 1872;
Erie, l69s; do preferred, 25; Edison Gen
eral Electric, us; Illinois Central, s6l6 i;
Lake Erie and Western, PISS; do preferred,
l2ls bid: Lake Shore. 1881; Louisville and
Nashville, 46Ss Louisville and n. A, 9it (;
Manhattan, 1925 Memphis and Charles
tpis ~ ela4Atuf diCllEdH 0GnAIdls so MIS-
souri, Pacific, 252; Mobile and Ohio, %;
Nashville. Chattanooga and ST. Louis, 60;
United States Cordage, 54s; do preferred
10i4; New Jersey Central lO15s; New York
Central, 97Iz; New York and n. E.. as; Nor
folk and Western preferred, ia; North
ern Pacific, 3s do preferred. y; North
western, SSlz; do preferred, 144A; Pacific
Mail, 26l2; Reading 1875: Rock Island. 6S:
st Paul, 715s; do preferred 1854; Silver
Certificates, GA; Tennessee Coal and Iron,
2SIa; do preferred 100: Texas Pacific, SIk;
Union Pacific, 4; Wabash, St. l.. and T..
~; do preferred, 1875; Western Union, S4iA
Wheeling and l.. f., IFS; do preferred,
SS5l3; Southern Railway IS, 80; do common,
9ls; do preferred, 2S
State Bonds-Alabama A. 40 asked do
y, los; do c. 101 Louisiana stamped Is.
97%; North Carolina IS. 1924 do 6s, 40:
South Carolina 4Ias, 1O7; Tennessee. now
set, IS, SIS; Virginia 6s. preferred. 5ls; do
Trust Receipts, 6; do Funding Debt. so.
Government Bonds-United States As
registered, 1914; do As, coupons, 1851; do
Is registered, SO.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-28

Chicago. Jan. 27.-Outside Of the quite
buliiSh sentiment existing I'm the market
at present, there was nothing In the situ-
alton this morning to cause a further ad-
vance, still the market was very nervous
ana sensitive, and at times displayed con-
siderable strength. News, however, was
not encouraging TO holders. and there was
Tree realizing by this interest. The Amer
lean visible showed a decrease of 1850
bushels or about half the decrease of a
year ago This was rather disappointing,
as the liberal exports and light receipts
last week Indicate more. As the market
to-day plainly indicated. there seems to be
a general increased interest on the bull
side which Will undoubtedly show itself
on all good breaks. Coarse grains opened
very strong. hut declined i'm sympathy with
wheat, and ON selling by holders and To-
cal traders. The light receipts and advance
OF 10 TO 2c i'm hogs. at the yards caused
a hullish feeling In provisions early. and
prices showed substantial gain. The ad-
vance, however, was lost on selling by To-
cal concerns. The decline in grain influen-
cling holders"
Cincinnati Jan. 27-Flour wheat and
corn easy. hut firm, practically I'M
changed. oats. No. >, mixed. 22isc. Pork
active; mess, Sl0J0. Lard easy; steam
leaf SIC; kettle lard. sac. Bacon easy;
loose shoulders 5Ac; short rib sides, 5&c;
short clear sides. &c. Dried sailed meats
easy; loose shoulders, 4Ac; short ribs
5Ac short clear sides. 5iac; boxed meats
hc more. Whisky quiet at Sl.22.
St Louis. June T.-Flour unchanged A.:
patents, $3.55N3.65; fancy, S2.S)m290:
choice, 250Q265 Wheat lower; January.
62c; May. 65h0652sc; Juy, 629sc
Corn lower: January, 25Sc:
May 26A@255sc; July 2Sc bid. Oats
lower: January 1S&c Nav. 20hc. Pork,
standard mess, new, sllOO; old. $l050
Lard, prime steam, 500; choice. 575c
Bacon shoulders. 5iac; longs. &c 7;
clear sides, sac Dry sailed meats. Shout
ders. 49sc; longs 53sc; clear ribs 5ss; clear
sides. sac. High wines, steady Sl2
Baltimore. Jan. 27-Flour hrmer: west
ern supertine, $2.55@27O; do extra. s2S5m
$50; do family, S3.07ff3.75: winter wheat
patents, $3.S5af10; spring do do. $3G0d3.75:
do do straight, 49, 25Gf350. Wheat unsettled
No. red spot and January, 72N72Ac; May
72072Ac; southern wheat by sample. 72m
73c; do on grade, 69iAGg72i5c. Corn firm I:
mixed spot and January. 33MQ33l5c; Feb
ruary, S3la0333sc; March, 337sc May, 35lAGp
S534c; steamer mixed 32M032hc; southern
S3d3ic Oats. quiet and firm: No. white
western, 2iN2iHc; No. 2 mixed do. BE. Rye,
quiet and steady; No. ., 4id42c nearby; 4iGD
45c western Hay. firm. $1,000 asked. Grain
freights dun; steam to Liverpool; Febru-
airy, Slid; March, Cork for orders IS 3dGr
3s li9d. Coffee dun; No. z 1Sbc. Other
articles unchanged.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-28
PALE RoSIN DECLINES.
-ur THREE FINE GRADES 121kc A
BARREL LOWER.

s.i-ftS Turpentfne in Fair Demand
,t 27izc for ReEulars-LOcaI spot
cation Quiet and Steady-Other
1ccaI Markets Steady-Markets by
telegraph.
savannah, Jan. 27.-The main fea-
...-a Of the local markets to-day was an
-.ra- decline in the price OF pale resins.
HE loss on the three fine grades was 121zc
barrel, upon sales Of about $50 barrels.
s,irfts turpentine was firm at Z71zc. there
Sing a fair demand. The cotton market
-smained quiet and steady and unchanged.
nfber markets were quiet and steady.
Tie following resume Of the local and tel
graphic markets Will show the tone and
me quotations at the close to-day:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-28

Train Daily Excep. sunday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-28
OCEAN FREIGHTs.

Cotton-Market quiet. Rates quoted are
per 100 pounds; Boston, per bale, Sl.25;
New York per bale, $lOo; Philadelphia
per bale. a.O0; Baltimore. per bale, 500:
to Liverpool via New York, S2c; Bremen
via New York. Csc; Antwerp. via New
York, Soc; to Havre, via New York, Csc.
Amsterdam, via New York 43c; Genoa
via New York. 4Sc; Reval, via New York
Doc; Hamburg, via New York, Csc. Direct:
Barcelona, 45c; Genoa, 45c Bremen, SSc
Hamburg, 3sc.
Lumber-By Sail-FreiEhts are steady
at ruling rates. Foreign business is more
or less nominal. The rates from tins and
nearby GeOreia ports are quoted at 81 25f
30 for a range including Baltimore and
Portland. Me. Railroad ties. base a feet
l6c. Timber rates, 50cA Sl.OJ higher than
lumber rates To thu West Indies and
Windward. nominal 20 Rosario, $1,000
1900: BuenOs Ayres q NonteVideo. $40 90
0ill.00. TO Rio Jan b. xliM, TO Spanish
and Mediterranean .fcrts. Su.aOulL50: to
United Kingdom fer orders, nominal for
lumber. 4-pOund 81 standard.
BY Steam-To New York. 500, TO Phil
adelphia. 500; TO Boston, $50; to Balti-
more, $500
Naval Stores-By SaiI-The market is
quiet. Large sized. Cork for orders are
As Cd: Genoa, 2s 3dd3s Cd. Adriatic. 2s 6dG
3s Sd; South America, rosin, Coo per bar
rel of $50 pounds. Coas twise-Steam-To
Boston. lie per 100 pounds on rosin, 9Oc
on spirits, to New York, rosin, SIC per
100 pounds: spirits, S5c: to PHILADELPHIA
rosin. TIC per 100 pounds; spirits, soc; to
Baltimore, rosin, TIC per 100 pounds;
shirts
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-28
w. B. NELL e. CO.,
DEALERS IN
SADDLES. HARNESS IND Betting,
Sole Leather, Shoe Findings,

Sole Leather, shoe Findings,
Trunks and vaIises,
l5s and 100 Congress street,
Market square
i57 and 1859 st. Julian street.
SAVANNAH, GA.
Don't stop If you are in need of any
goods in our line until you have examined
our new additions.
large lots of new goods in our different
lines, we are positive we can suit you. For
Christmas what Is better than to give a
good useful present? Fancy things arc
soon worn out. laid aside and forgotten.
Come around to us, and buy your hus-
band a nice warm Lap Robe and share
it's comforts with him. or fine Trunk
Satchel, Suit Case that both or either can
use if necessary.
We have nice line of Toy Trunks for
children. Also Buggy Whips, Twig
Whips, ana 2 nice me or useIui articles
Nothing shoddy.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-06

breakfast
Strawberries with Sugar
Hroiled amolia
Mutton Chops Threaded
Ham and Potato Halls.
Toasted Muffina.
Coffee,
tuncn
Hand uollrd Eiga. urown Sauce
Sliced Cold uakci liam.
Parker HOUSE Rolls
Prunn 0elatlnoa.
Dinner,
OyHtoru
PURGE OF Asparagus,
olives Tomatoes
Roast ahnd. Sauce Ravlsoto
Potato Egg
swcrthrrads nrairrd. with Mushroom
Rnucc
LON Of Veal. Steamed,
French ponh
Capon Roasted. with Cream stuii,ng
white ucan Salad,
Canadian Pudding
Roqurfort Waters.
Coffee
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-06
LUNCH cLun THE LATEST

Exchange,
The employees OF big warehouses and
factories down town miss the tree lunch
most Saloon keepers In this vicinity
have been especially liberal In providing
soup and lunch during the noon hour
with glass OF beer. IA result tho
harrooms were crowded every day after
tho whistlc blow. and business was good
II wns a boon too. 90 workingmen who
could not nfrord TO pay much for their
lunch. As It was. an outlay OF or 10
cents for heor with the free lunch at-
tachcd nppcnAcd their appetite.
The advent Of the Rninos law. how
ever. changed the conditions, hut the
workingmcn are alive to the situation,
In several factories last week lunch
clubs" were organized TO get over the
difficulty. Each member contributes 70
ccnta and. with the money so collected,
ham. corncd beef and canned goods are
bought TO last for the week ny th's
means economy IN observed, and tho
worklngmon congratulate themselves
that II takes more than Rnincs to make
them uncomfortable
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-06

shaped bulb. IN the lBrgeHt HlEs twelve
feet across ~ ~ widest part. and n0at.
inR twelve feet out Of the water, In
side the bulb IN n tube thlrtyselght inches
across. extending from the top through
the bottom 80 n depth of thlrty'two feet.
into the water FREQ from wave motion.
Tho tube IN open NJ lts lower end but
projects. alright through the top Of tho
bulb. ana IN closed win n Mate having
In II three holes. two for letting the mir
into the tubes and 0na between tho
others for letting tho air out 10 work
tho i0-nch locomotive whistle with
which II In Hurmountsd Tho motion
Of tho waves conprersos tno AR IN fhc
bulb by means of piston ana cylinder
arrangement 30 that II II forced through
the gis-lnch pipe. which az the apex
communicates with the whistle These
buoyH are usually placed In roadstohdE
ana tho open arn.
There ARE now HiKty.two Of these
whiHtlinR buoyH on tho coast OF tho
United states. which have cost about
ti.gib each u N q curious fact that In
proportion an they are useful 20 the
mariner they ARE obnoxious 10 the house.
dwrllrr Within rarshot Of thom. op that
tho lighthouse board has 10 weigh tho
petitions ana rcmonHtrancea before set
ting these buoyH on Inhabited coasts
They cnn at times be- heard nftocn miles.
and emit an ineTprcAslbly mournful AMI
nhddeninK sound
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-06
A BRIGHT DOUBLE EAGLE

IL pleasant object to contemplate, par
ticulnrlv II one happens TO he lat pro-
prictor. But the hue OF that Justly
esteemed coin II not provocative OF ad-
mlrntlon when visible In onc's complex
ion. This Indication Of hlllousness, ns
well as discomfort In the vicinity OF the
liver, fur upon the tongue, sick head
nchc, sourness Of tho breath, nausea,
constipation and dyspepsia are speedily
remcdlablc with the never failing aid OF
nostettor's Stomach Bltters, the finest
Alternative, carmlnativo and corrective In
existence AZ preventive ana remedy
for mnarlnl complaints II Is also thor
oughly reliable. They whose scdentnry
pursuits tend TO impair the nctIvo dis
charge Of active digestion and bilious
secretion never seeks Its help In vain.
IT is capital appetizer and promoter
of nerve 1ulctudc.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-06
LATEST OF LEWIS CARROLL

This is the latest little pen and ink
picture OF Lewis Carroll the author Of
tho probably immortal Alice IN Wonder
land: He goes nowhere tout OF Christi
church, and Is only known 10 unbend TO
little Girls. these he talks TO and plays
with. He blinks neryously. apparently.
at the rest OF humanity. Lately he
tried TO teach a little girl logic. and in
vented game whereby It's difficulties
might hc surmounted joyously. But IL
failed. and Mr., Dodgson-LcWis Carroll'e
real namc-has now come TO the conclu-
sion that logic was not meant for the
very Young"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-06
$1,000 IN GOLD GIVEN.

For Selling STORY OF spain and Cuba. I"
Tho International News & Book Co.
Baltimore. Md.. offers $1,000 TO anyone
selling In three months rs copies of their
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