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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-03-31
wRENOHED FROM THE WIRES.

being blown out by dynamite.
Immigration is brisk, 3,44S land
on Monday at New York.
All arrangements for free mail
delivery are made at TeXarkana.
John T. Deckenon, general
merchant, Athens, assigns.
Senate passes bill for $1,000, 900
indianapolis public building.
France is disturbed and 1.-THE
senate is hot against Bourgeois.
Chambers of France postponelin-
quiry into Egyptian affairs. s-EE1
France places internal affairs in
Madagascar under local authority.
Another skirmish between MeXi-
can troops and Yaqui Indians.
Cecil Rhodes thinks matters will
come right in twenty-five years.
Mckinley claims 255 out of the
376 delegates chosen to date. aS.aaS
Bayard's resignation is consid-
cred probable in his old home.
Nebraska is for Mckinley, and
West Virginia districts as well.
Kleberg opens his campaign at
Seguin on the money question.
The free silver democrats endorse
Kleberg.
Populists at Beeville concede
Kleberg's election by 5000 to 1000.
Grant Bennett will talk for Kle-
berg at Beeville and Ben. Terrell
will respond.
Will Saunders killed in quarrel
with the Llewellens near Mount
Pleasant.
Mrs. Shuford, wife of the Metho-
dist minister of Weesatchee, is
dead.
The fight between Reed and Nc
Kinley increases probably of Har-
rison's denomination.
Populist executive committee
urge the faithful to rally around
Lawhon.
New Hampshire state conven-
ton meets today. 1t will instruct
for Reed.
Press committee of st. Louis citi-
zens will distribute the convention
press tickets.
Steel men combine embraces
$500, 900, 900 capital, and steel bill
lets are advanced So.
South Atlantic and Ohio depot,
at Gate City, Tenn, destroyed by
lightning.
Mrs. Smith, of Cimmaron, o. T.,
steals her child, awarded her
husband by the court.
The bond case is again to come
up in Senate on motion of enquiry
as to all bond issues.
Senate settles the long pending
account of the United States with
Arkansas.
Bill passes for honorable men,
tion of telegraphers who served as
such during the late war.
House gets through fifteen of the
100 pages of the sundry civil APP
preparation bill.
Cuban conference bill will come
up in the house when civil sundry
bill is disposed Of.
Hammond (the American) goes
to Gapetown and his bail is $780,
600.
House of commons moves slow
under continual distractions, and
the Nile expedition is attacked.
American schooner fired on six
miles south of the Isle Of Pines by
Spanish gun boats.
Lamont disapproves the move
ment to revive the office of lieuten-
ant general.
Section hands Galveston and
Western strike for 20 cents ad-
vance.
No news of the Bermuda has
been received at Vera Cruz, but
she is reported in Honduras
waters.
George Cole, farmer near Ard
more, saved from having his throat
cut, by his heavy beard. He ac-
cuses his hired man.
AN ATTRACTIVE WINDOW.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-03-31
Runaway.

A team of horses attached to a
farm wagon ran away on West
Commerce street late last evening
and scattered country produce for
quite a distance. The team was
finally stopped in their mad flight
by coming in contact with trolley
pole.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-03-31
PERMANENTLY CURED.

That is what you want. Many persons who
have been receiving medical treatment state
that their disease comes ght back again as
soon as they stop treatment. This Is especially
true in those delicate diseases peculiar TO men
and women, and are private in their nature.
There is no excuse for the d 'ctOr who cannot
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-03-31

cure tn zee cases ter
mauently. Ii he has
hat the experience
and given tue study
70 these diseases that
they deserve he
should rOt fail; if hs
does, it shows con-
clusively that he IS
not conn ct Mt to
handle ,Uch cases. "
: DR. Hathaway
4 Co. cure such dis
ceases permanently
and for life. They
H. ..R N * ~ . e
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-03-31

Mrs. Joe Lee Jamison is visiting
relatives in Houston.
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in their line and give only safe and expert
treatment.
sPECIALTIEs-Syphillis B,ood Poisoning,
Nervous Debility, Kidney and Urinary DIlh Gll
charges, Piles Rheumatism, Skin and Blood
Diseases of sll forms, Catarrh and Diseases oil
Women. Address or Call on
DIR. HATHAWAY L. CO.,
2O9 Alamo Plaza, over the Gl.be,
San Antonio, Texas.
Mail tr Eat ent given by sending for Svmp-
tom Blans. No for men, No. 2 for women,
No for skin diseases, No. for catsrrh
Office Hours-9 to u, 2 to and to 3. sun
days, 10 TO /.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18
ST. PETER AND THE MINING MAN.

A Colorado boomer died (no matter what
the day or date), and when he reached the
portals spied st. Peter sitting at the gate.
From out beneath Ibis shaggy brows the
good saint eyed the coming guest, who with
true Chesterheldian bows his honor Of the
, saint expressed. He said ne MAD grown
tired below; his brain was wearied with
It's cares the struggle was a hard one, so he
thought he'd climb the golden stairs st.
Peer asked the man his name, his occupa-
ton down below. his church. his creed, from
whence he came, and what credentials he
could show. and then. with indiscretion
rank, neer dreaming OF the fruit would
bear he asked tine dsembodied crank how
things in Colorado were. This question
never yet has faied to start the Coloradan
tongue and sanity ears were soon assailed
with widest anthems ever sung. He talked
OF leads and shafts and veins OF tunnels.
slopes and assures true. OF mammoth strikes
and golden gains until the heavenly air
was blue. With growing eloquence he sped
along the oratorc track, with gestures OF
both lands and head, aud frequent bowling
OF the back, till Peters ears began to ache.
and THAT tired feeling" came to him. yet
| still the Coloradan spake his little piece
with added vim. At last forbearance ceased
| TO be a virtue, and the saint arose. believ-
| ing that his guest would see that the inter-
view Yves at a Close. Then grabbed he Peter
by the robe, and talked and talked again,
until the patience of a Job would not have
| stood the irving strain. In desperation
Peter threw the golden gateway wide ajar,
and said unto him; III you'd view the
heavenly glories. there they are!" The
Colorldan stepped inside, gazed on the
streets OF shining gold. and in a business
manner eyed the buildings OF unequalled
mold. The dazzling beauties one and all
he studied: then, with shake OF head and
concentrated Western gall turned to the
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18
LEAF YEAR NOVELTIES.

AS this Is the New Woman's first leap
year. we have made thorough investga-
tion OF the markets. both Of this country and
Europe. for leap year novelties. Anything
to help the girls along is our motto, and
We have spared no expense.
Naturally. the first concern OF the New
Woman is for a pair of boomers that will
not bag at the knees. She must kneel, OF
course, during the proposal, and, accepted
or rejected, must look her best after the
fatal answer These are supplied by d Pa
risian manufacturer. and are made in yari-
ous qualities of wrough; steel.
The Darling Willie Holder" Is unique
contrivance OF braces so arranged that nine.
ty pounds of New Woman can easily hold
200 pounds Of football player in her lap
and still have breath enough left in her
lungs to murmur. Does 90 love 'oo't
tootsy wootsy?"
Perhaps as useful a contrlvance as any
Ia the Asking His Mothers Consent Pads. ;
They are made by prominent firm Of New
York upholsterers, and are guaranteed Il
protect from a direct, oblique or rear blow
kick or cuff.
For the sake OF preserving the New wo
mans dignity when in the presence OF he
| bushing "feller" a clever little sllve
mounted mouse trap is attached to each o
her shoes. Upon the appearance of tn
mouse, the New Woman instead Of iump
ling upon chair and screaming merely pre
sents a foot, tho mouse trots into the trar
and she turns quietly to apply smelling salt
to the nostrils OF the young man. who 6
course, has tainted.
Let the New Woman purchase these an
a useful little volume of hints which has re-
Gently made its appearance. and which
entitled How Girls Propose" and she
quite ready for the campaign of lsss.-Nel
York World
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

To Duke Ito marry an actress or an
American heress. A. special case OF this is
ITO Marlborough IT, meaning to marry the
richest American woman you can ind In
order to restore Blenheim Castle
To Salisbury Ito make a diplomatic
blum for everything within reach, and to in
ssi on having 1t when the other fellow is
smaller than yourself,
To Wales Ito flirt with every pretty
woman YOU meet.
To Stanley Ito get some one In your
adopted country to furnish you money to
make your name and fame, and then to 20
and live In your own country.
To Victoria lt--Not to be willing to die
Just to please your eldest son and heir.
To Kipllng Ito make fun of a country
and then settle down in the heart of its
choicest pie belt,
To Dunraven Ito get badly beaten at A
gentleman's sport and then to cross the
broad Atlantic and blackguard your con-
queror.-New York World.
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The Poet and the redsl.,

Peddler-one moment, please, w
poet, | am told.
Scribbler-Yes. but i-er-h,vs-.ss
lished very much Of my work u nj
Peddler-Exactly; that's why | d
Scribbler-Eh? Are you 4 puAlhs
Peddler-No, sir; l am general u.
one Of the greatest money sivt,,
lions Of the age.
Scribbler-um! would cert,!sr
save money.
Peddler-Yes, that's II, and IN d
thing to enable vow to DO It. li,I
rubber stamp WITH the words N
with thanks" upon 1t. You write wrI
put 1t in an envelope. slip a pieS II
with those words on 1t, addra q
velope to yourself, open the enyAN
the slip, throw the whole buslnsi
waste basket. and there you an!
save ten times its cost In postag =
every week.-Spare Moments.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Mrd. Waoash--oh. my dear Mrs. Packing.
mouse, do so want you 10 be sure IN como
10 inc annirersary Of my wooden wedding
US on the 2ist. and we expect A lot Of
Charming people VI
Mrs Packinghousc tMrs. rnkerront ,ha,
wat)-i shall be delighted. I'm sure. and in
return you must promise mo to attend NV
I'm divorce. ] celebrate that on the Goth
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

ut seems TO me, said the Secretary Of
State to the Chief Executive. that we
haven't got a leg to stand upon In this
diplomatic correspondence.
"Nonsense,' returned the Chief Give
'em the Monroe doctrine. and m chuck In
q message. What are We here for?"
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dispcpsnb1c.

ment In this rescue story" said professor
in the School OF journalism to one of the
students.
Indeed. sir7"
Eyes. you neglect to say that the boy was
rescued Just as he was going down for the
third time"
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18
pot-pourri. ana Cnn-tntcr..

There is restaurant or dairy In New
YORK that keeps an orchestra 10 discourse
neat and appropriate music while the guests
struggle with the yiSnds. During the busy
hours they play when the swallows Home
ward Ely and "Good-by, sweet Tart. Good
by. Tho fayorite alrs with the walters are
we Never Speak as We Pass Pie" and
Fare Wei and Don't Forget Me" New
York World,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Aunt Dorothy-How many command.
ments are there. Johnny?
Johnny tglihlyl-Ten.
Aunt DorotAy--And now. suppose YOU
were to break one OF them?
Johnny Uentatively)-Then there'd be
nine Truth
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

A little boy was taught at Sunday school
to sing the well known hymn. For Jesus
is a friend Of mine" When he went home
he was asked what his teacher had taught
him he answered; why, mommer he
taught us a bully song. called. Me and
Jesus Is Pals. San francisco Wave.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

"usve YOU "A Heart That Aches she
asked Of the young man behind the music
shop counter "No, madam" he responded
absently, but I've hollow tooth that uoeS
something awful" Sloper.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

My tailor bows 10 social laws.
And, Az I'm 10 the swim.
He gives me credit Just because =
I'm a credit, sir. to him!
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Ngss~l boar old Bragg has the typhoon
bisss-You mean the typhoid fever. don't
Jlggs-Noi I mean the typhoon. He cen.
wind. N'h ail
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18
Money to Durn.

Smythe-Tompkins had money to burn
when met him to-day.
Mrs. Smythe-Then l suppose the foolish
fellow has spent 1t by this time.
Smythe-Yes; when | saw him he was
looking for his coal dealer.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18
An OLA AntediIuyiun,

Teaaher-Noah called forty days and
forty nights.
Dick Hicks--And did 1t all without
yachting cap.
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Knew Him Too We'll.

Maples-rhe Count is deserving Of great
credit Don't you think so?
Kiggs-I don't know how deserving of II
he is, but know that he gets mighty little
OF 1t at our club.
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Science and rriyoIIr.

Old Professor Stars What n ,rorao.
and a blessing to US all is tho change ~
the seAsonsl
Miss oiddy-Yea. indeed. About tho
.lme one gets tired OF ice cream oysters
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The up-to-pnte Confession.

Priest (in contest ona) well, child, are
you here for confesslong
Bridget Muloahy (who reads the papers)-
OF have nothin' 10 say
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Author want to say that the wine
howled hideously all night, but I've used
that expression before, ahd I'd like to put
It In different shape.
Friend-say that it whistled like an office
boy.-Puck.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

May hear that Mra Swels is going =,
get divorce from her husband. Isn't that
remarkable? ''"'
band did you expect her 10 get n?
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Madame" said Perry Patettic, in his
suavest manner, have you got an old pair
Of pants you could gimme? Mems pants,
he added. hastily. as second thought
struck him.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

How pity Boston people--they have so
little variety in their reading"
"Yes-always either Emerson or Jack
and the Bean Stalk. Chicago Record.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

First Editor-Are you going to publish
mat article on the servant girl question:
second Editor-Great Scott, yes! II was
written BY a pollceman.--Truth.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

He-You seem TO be very much affected
by the play.
She-Yes. II Was that homellke scene
that upset me. When tho woman sat down
on the -four barrel and began 10 peel onions
IL was so realistic was moved 70 tears.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Editor-Is there anything in your articl
about the Living Pictures" that would
likely to offend our readers?
Misunderstanding but the bare facts.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Sunday School Teacher-Why did tho
whale swallow Jonah?
Little Boy-For goin' fishing on SUNDAY.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Why are you looking so serious, Bob
by?" asked the fond father.
"Thnkin about the preacher He went
and told us we should not covet other peo-
pies things and then tried to get all the
pennies we had"
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Though she usurps our trousers,
We do not greatly care,
Since she can now no longer say
She hasn't thing to wear.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Now that you've heard the poem tel
me what you think? oughtn't l to get
$40 for III"
"Y-e-e.e-s. Ten dollars or thirty daya."
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Observation-Disclosures? she said. why mott
have perfect right ,o.,.,..
And the left?" one asked her, nesitat-
inely. But she preserved a dignihed ST.
lence deemlng the question in the nature
OF a personality.
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just the Reverse.

sultelegh--Do you treat your servant girl
as one Of the family2
Helpyon-No. She treats me as one Of her
family,
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hand? ior ~"
mrs. Aiterdate-That is past. He will sue
for breach Of promise
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Where were you yesterday?
Pupil twhimperingl-1t was all Billy
Smiths fault, he hipnertised me an shade
me go skatin' with him.--Truth.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Man must work from snsto sun.
Bur woman's work Is fewer done"
/tor her household .r0sks ene has TO do.
AND mus, sleo---~crk her husband ZOO
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Are they perennial bloomers?' ne asked
Of the pretty florist, as he selected some
Towering plants.
"sir," she said. Indignantly. this is no
bicycle shop"
And it took him some time to explain mat
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

why did assume the shape Of ser.
pent when tempted Eve?" repeated the
Prince OF EVIL "Oh, | wished to be very
sure not to put my foot In it,"
Saying which he lit a fresh cigar.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Bertie's Mamma-Ot course He could.
Bertie-Well. I don't see how He could
II | never went bathing or fishing and al
ways stayed on dry Manifestations.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Iippie--Do you think there is anything
wrong ip boomers? '''''s
slpyi--l don't think anybody ever saw
anything wrong in mine
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Banks--soak is ike d haunted house.
Tanks How so2
Banks-Full Of spirits.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Bertes Mamma-My dear child. the
Lord can do everything
Rcrtie-He couldn't drown me. Could
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18
singuIar. Isn,t III

Trlvyet-There is one very queer thing
about the gold reserve.
Diccr-What Is that?
Trvvet-The smaller Il is the moro AT.
tentlcn It attracts,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Young Hope'ul-Why is II that the cruel
savages always eat the missionaries?
Elder Brother-ohl WE'LL / suppose be-
cause they know they're jolly good.--Ally
Sloper.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Miss Passay-Even Adam was not con-
tented without wife.
olehatch-Certainly not. That was be,
fore he knew anything of good or evil.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

The next one Will probably read. "Wber
in the course OF human events It becomes
necessary for women to don boomers and
ride bicycle" etc
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Author-What do you think OF the title,
Some Thoughts on the Currency Ques-
ton?
Frlend-Hm, Suppose you call It Some
Remarks on the Currency Question. PUCK.
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"Ah haii

AN, ha!'
Adam smiled Significantly.
This morning we had morning. At IL
we had noon. What is bound to come a.
the close OF the sixth day."
He gazed at the setting sun.
Why. Eve, OF course"
The feeling stole DER him that one o,
his ribs might be pare-rib.-Pick- Me-Up.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

she-Tt's a perfect poem. that supper
place. isn't it?
He-Yes, indeed-"oh the Wild Charge
They Made" -Pick-Me-Up,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

A prominent Sunday school teacher, wish.
ing to impress upon his pupil that shame
comes OF sin, put the question: my dear
boy, why were Adam and Eve not ashamed
to he so scantily clad in the GARDEN"
The BOY replied promptly: because
there wasn't anybody to look at 'em, sir"
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

when was your age never told lie,
Tommy"
when did you begin. auntie?"-Ally
Sloper.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Willie-l was kept in to-day for throwing
a plug of paper at another boy.
Mamma-And wasn't that perfectly Just !?
Nlnie-i dont think so, mamma, when
l missed the boy by oot.-Truth,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Dick Tat-Miss Ribbon. what is the mat
ter with your typewriter bell? never hear
II any more
Mise Ribbon (confusedly)-oh, l beg your
pardon. Mr.. TAFT but have borrowed il
for day or two for my bicycle.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Tcacher-Patsy Doolan. why are YOU
standing up?
Patsy-Biles, two av 'em. av yez PLACE.
ADMINISTRATIONS
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Teaoher--so. George, you were named
after George Washington, we're you?
Young George-Yes' m; sometime after
RoSbury Gazette.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Didn't you say, Edgar, that YOU pronoso,
to Ethel" N''Se'
YES, I did"
But she told me distinctly last night ina,
no no man n had ever proposed to her" -petroi,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

All ne asked was a little kiss.
VI, nut her manner. on the whole.
as sucn that he never stopped until he 20,
regular Nettersole. Detroit Tribune.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

He-What is that, dear?
Shc-Angel food. | made 1t myself.
He-You'd better eat it, my dear. You're
the only angel in the house--Boston Trans
ript.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Teaoher-Johnny, can you give us some
pleasant little thought about winter?
johnny M | wisht had this whole
house fun O. flies an 'skeeters. soze | GA
open tn winders an freeze EN-.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

Teaoher-Now, Tommy. tell us what thu
index finger is,
Tommy-fes'm; It's that 'un you licl
when you turn over III pages.
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GRINs OF GOuRMANDs.

An epicure may be defined as person
who does not care for what he ought to eat
Puck.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

why, demanded the Circassian beauty
petulantly, do you always eat pie with !
knife"
dignantly.
10 take the taste out OF my mouth, Of
course, he retorted, and all was STILL
Detroit News. S'''
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

This peculiarly intelligent This
o
him yesterday
crossed and
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

FIRST Dlner-They seem to have brought
Us very decent fowl this time
second Diner-Yes; the dressing is above
reproach. -Detroit Tribune.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-03-18

One Cannihal-Talk about your civillza-
tion-why they've lust burned some people
in Kentucky!
Another Cannibal-Pshawi What sort Of
COOKS nave they got over there anyway, |
wonder.-Detroit Tribune.