The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1896-09-03
A LITTLE yum.


lrfce-Did you say her home Is rieh
II furnished7 Clara-I said It wa
furnished at great expense.-Brooklyr
Life.
When Il begins TO get real summery
hot, can't we manage 10 have th'
weather man arrested for scorching!-
Philadelphia North American
What a heap OF style Jimmie Wat
sons wife throws on" "Oh, yes; Jim
mie started a bicycle repair shop last
week."-Cieveland Plain Dealer.
Briggs-poes your wife laugh wher
you tell her funny story? Bragg
Oh, yes. always tell her beforehand
ths; Il is funny.-lndianapolis journal
she-Do you know anything worse
than a man taking kiss without ask
Ing for it, He-I do. What, for in
stance!r Asking for & without tax
ing IL"
Mrs. winks-I don't see how you
could afford to pay 800 for wheel
Afr winks-I couldn't That's why
have got to pay s1o5 for it-Souerville
Journal
Tommy-Pav, what Is designing
villsin' Mr.. Figg-Oh. the description
would apply to one OF these poster art.
lists about as well as anything.-ln-
cianapolis Journal.
Swee, Is the summer breeze that goes
To gladden. toiling man -
Especially the one that flows
From an electric fan.
Washington Star.
Look here. Bawl Barings. I've
proposition to make" What is It
Noopops?" You stop talking about
your bicycle and I'll not say another
word about ny smart baby. y."-Truth.
Jus.ice-You are charged with steal
ing Col Julep's chickens. Have you
any witnesses? Uncle Moses-l heb 1t
don't steal chickens befo' Witnesses
Amusing Journal
Young Husband-Are you in favor OF
free silver OF the gold standard, my
love? Young wi.e-Oh. DOM care.
my dear. so long * you have plenty OF
it-Philatelphia North American.
we cannot find place to go this
summer" What's the troubles" We
want q summer resort from which We
won't have 20 write home that we sleep
under blankets s"-Chicago Record.
Say. Dobbs, all your family are
away; what DO you keep your alarm
clock going for?" Il want 10 wake up
every hour AMI realize that l don't
have to walk the baby. y."-Chicago
Record.
Georg-How DO you like It, Cora?
Cora-It's perfectly lovely. But wnat
do they have all these policemen at the
game for? On. know; it is TO keep the
men from stealing Oases.-SonsTTi!le
Journal.
Rugby-Our landlady is one Of the
most expert calculstors in town. VIII
kins-Is she? Rugby.-Yep. We had
beans for dinner to-day and she asked
me how many would have.-Cleyeland
Plain Dealer.
! Edith and Mabel had Just put their
dollies IN their little crib Said Edith,
with a sigh Of relief, There, I'm
thankful we've got the children TO bed.
/ We shall have a little peace now. -
Boston Transcript
Wheeler-I see by the papers that
7 Chicago bicycler was held up by two
men. Sprocket feeling il the court
plaster was in place on his tacel-I
wish 10 gracious it had been met
1 Yonkers Statesman.
Jilson-Is Jubbs sick or travelling?
/ Jabson-NeitneT. What makes you
/ think so? Jilson-Tve been looking
| out o; The window the last ten minutes
/ and ! haven't seen him playing a hose
. on his lawn.-Roxbury Gazette.
Judge-What is the ground for COM
plant in this divorce case? Counsel
Please, your honor, the main plea will
be incompatibility of temper in regard
n a Os hnF
cles.-New York Evening Telegram.
How is Jenny See getting along
with her bicycle lessons?" oh. nice
T ly," replied the young enthusiast. She
I has only taken six now, and, do you
know, I never saw any one fall of
wheel so gracetully"-Buffalo Tines.