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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-10-29
Shirts.

Speaking about Shirts. there's moth
ing in the line of these garments for
business or evening wear, that we
don't show Our Cclored Shirts es-
pecially are all the rage in Salt Lake
City this season. The colored ones at
so cents, with soft fronts and starched
collars and cuffs. make a very neat
shirt: the ones at IS cents are made
of better material. and the workman
ship is much finer; the 81 ones are
made by Wilson Brothers. and that of
itself is a guarantee that the goods
are right, the making is right, and the
colors are right. We start in our Col
ored Shirts with detached collars and
cuffs at 10 cents. worth more, but that
is our price. The 81 and S1.25 ones will
wear well. look we'll and wash well:
the ones at $3.50 with three collars and
pair of cuffs. are worth S1.75. and then
you get an extra collar.
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Children's Suits

Busy as bees, handing out our So
Cast-Iron Boys Suits. 1t could not
be ctherwise-to see is to buy. Think
of the biggest bargain you have ever
seen at 81 and you may have seen
as good suit-not better. At 81 and
s. we can give you something very
fine and dressy, something for a nice
dress-up suit, in plains black or blue;
or if you want something very natty,
we have them, to years, with large
collars, trimmed with braid the lit
tie coats and pants are trimmed to
match, also colored collars.
Only few of the Combination Suits
left Goat, two pairs of pants and cap
to match). At the price we are selling
them, they could not last; it is only
a question of being in need of that
kind of suit to buy one. as you can
not find fault with the price.
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Mackint0shes.

It's easier to prevent colds than to
cure them. It's easy to catch cold dur
ing cool or rainy weather unless you
have something to keep out the wind
and rain. A Macintosh is just the
right thing to have-it answers for a
light overcoat and rubber coat, and
looks neat. stylish and dressy. Our
$3.50 Macintosh other dealers sell for
$3.50, and advertise them as great bar
gains. The So ones in black and blues
are made from very nice worsted
cloth, and will give satisfaction. The
$3.50 Macintosh has an all-wool Tricot
outside, so no danger of its fading The
$40 and SIS ones are beauties; the
greatest of care is taken in making-it
must be so, as we guarantee every coat
to give perfect satisfaction.
We have some Boys Macxintoshes at
$3.50 and $500.
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Boys 0yercoats
And Refers.

Boys from to IA years are apt to be
very hard on Overcoats. We sell the
good kind, the kind that will stand the
hardest kind of wear, and what is
more, we combine style with these good
wearing qualities. We do not claim our
Cape Overcoats at s1-50 is tailored or
lined as well as the $3.50 ones, but we
do claim a great deal for the Cape
Overcoats at s4, $3.50 and So. They
are all-wool, made very nopby. braided
and fixed ND to give the Overcoats
style and finish. You might pay $3.50
for an overcoat, but it is a question
if you could find anything that would
wear better or look more stylish.
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Winter Oyereoats.

$3.50 to s25-yes, even at s.. The
Overcoats will wear well and are styl-
ish cut. The Oyercoats at IS are in
light and dark colors. The Overcoats
al $40 and $12 are of black or blue
Meltons or Kerseys. and are silk-sewed
Any reasonable man will be satisfied
with the Overcoat we sell hinl-styIish
cutting characterizes them all. All are
tailored, not simply sewed up. To be
sure, the higher the price the more
hand work is put on the garment, and
the Stuffs we use are honest cloths
and honest cloths are pretty scarce in
these days of shoddy.
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and the traffic charges that must pay
fixed salaries, operating expenses and in
terest.
EUROPEAN MONEY SYSTEM.
In comparing our conditions with Fu
rope. we are unfortunate because OF our
unwise monetary policy. They may have
periods OF dull times, but they have no
panics, bankruptcies and ruin as We
They have a staple money in coin-gold
and silver, even though on a gold. basis
If values are to be maintained and pros
perity restored. it can only be done by
broadening out the base OF our primary
money by a return to the coinage of gold
and silver. If the integrity of the people
is 10 be maintained it can only be done
by restoring the conditions under which
obligations were assumed.
NATIONAL HONOR
If national honor is to be kept inviolate.
let il live up to the contracts made in
good faith, by restoring the money OF the
constitution. 1t is just Is unjust to
wrong the 6ebtor as it is TO wrong the
creditor Mr. Ingersoll said: For my
part, | do not ask any interference on
the part OF the government except TO
l:=do the wrong it mas done. l do not
ask that money be made out of nothing.
L do not ask for the prosperity born of
paper. But [ do ask for the remonetiza-
lion of silver. Silver was demonetized
by fraud 1t was an imposition on every
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old and well established business houses.
Neither can they be charged in many in
stances to lack of confidence, as the as
sets were far in excess OF the Liabilities
The only lack was money to adjust the
balances. Yet we are told that there is
ample money in the country. There may
be ample currency, but the basic money is
too limited 10 maintain staple con-
dition of circulation.
LINCOLN'S OPINION.
Abraham Lincoln said: If a govern
ment contracted a debt with a certain
amount of money in circulation, and then
contracted the money volume before the
debt was paid, it is the most heinous
crime that government could commit
against the people" The contraction of
tne base money to a single standard is
the crime of enslaving T0.c00,000 OF peo-
pie in the struggle against adverse con-
diuons. The contractionscf money makes
dear money, and dear money correspond
ingly cheap property, cheap labor, cheap
commodities. thereby reducing the earn
ing power of everything-rsorev Included;
but the earning power of money is main
tanned out of proportion VIII. all else.
while all fixed charges and annut;ies re-
main unchanged. Srch a condition oper-
ates with special severity on the produc-
ers of raw material such as wool, cotton
and the cereals, on account of the large
acreage TO produce and maintain them,
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old People.

Old people who require medicine to
regulate the bowels and kidneys will
find the true remedy in Electric Bit
Iers. This medicine does not stimulate
and contains no whisky nor other in
toxicaht, but acts as a tonic and al
teratfve 1t acts mildly on the stom-
ach and bowels. adding strength and
giving tone to the organs. thereby aid
ing nature in the performance of the
functions. Electric Bitters is an ex-
cellent appetizer and aids digestion.
Old people find it just exactly what
they need. Price so cents and S100
per bottle az z. C. NJ. l. drug dept.
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All Styles

Except past styles, find a place in our
stock. Nothing proclaims seediness so
much as a battered old hat that has
two claims to a vacation-beins worn
out and out of style. The following
prices talk for themselves:
A rlans good Soft Hat for SOC. I5c
At 81. $3.50 and $3.50 we have a full
stock Of Fedoras, G. A. r. and Rail-
road Hats
Stiff Hats at 81. $3.50. $3.50 and $3.50.
Boys Hats and Caps at 25c, SOC and
75c.
We always have a complete stock of
Stetson's and Knox Hats. You will
find our Hats are at least 25 per cent
cheaper than you can find elsewhere in
the city.
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REFERS.

We carry q very large stock of Reef
ers- They have come to stay-the boys
like them, the mothers admire them.
We have them at $3.50. So and 81, in blues
not expensive, and are warm and
hobby. The very swell ones at So and
Sc are beauties-how they set off the
little ones. Well, they are young but
once; why shouldn't they look well
and dress warm?
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Shirts to Order.

We have started a Custom Shirt De-
partment. We guarantee a mt. Our
prices are as low as any out-of-town
house. Give work to Salt Lake people
by leaving your order here. Ladies,
Shirt Waists made to order.
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Sweaters

have become a necessity with the
miner. the prospector. the farmer, the
hunter. in fact. with everyone who has
to he out-of-doors in cold weather.
Even the boys at school have to take
a back seat on the Fairgrounds if they
are not the happy Dossessor of a
sweater.
Mems Atwood sweaters. black,
navy, maroon Isl 90
Mems all-wool sweaters, black.
blue. crimson, white 1 so
Mems fine worsted sweaters.
navy, blue. white black. so
Mems fine worsted sweaters.
Harvard or Navy sailors IS
Boys good heavy cotton sweaters.
black. tan. maroon ...-....-.--.. so
Boys all-wool sweaters. black,
blue. maroon .---------.--.-.--.- 1 90
Boys fine wool sweaters, black,
crimson, blue ....---........... 20
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no CITY OF MExIco AND RETURN,
Only $3.50.

via the Union Pacific Nov. and ..
Tickets good returniE7 until Dec. 81.
A beautiful winter excursion. Tor
particulars call at city ticket Office, pol
Main street.
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solvent man. a fraud on every honest
debtor in the United States It assassi-
mated labor 1t was done in the interest
of avarice and greed, and should be IN
done by honest men,
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Tvrl,~ 49, ard tear is here indicated
plies TO such an amount How solidly
~ carrying il their storehouse sup
this fact alone refutes the charges
against silver mining and coinage. that
tho industry and benefit are solely To-
cal.
Let us look further into the local
benefit as corDared with the market
nlade for supplies. In three years and
seven morths, the Alice company paid
out for labor and suoplles the sun of
81, 500. 5Sl.eS of which sum s225. 036. 20
vas Maid fo- labor as per payroll for
the time. This represents the benefit
to the mining camp as 2 local interest
While the enormous sum of 81, 76S, 744 42
represents the aEcprt contributed ia
foreign Industries. We ask you in all
candor to consider these figures and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-10-29
Underwear.

Our Underwear was selected with
that care shown in every department.
Each lire was bought only after look
ing carefully into the makeup and
wearing qualities. We buy direct from
factories and in case lots, so every adj
vantage in price is given you.
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and the traffic charges that must pay
fixed salaries, operating expenses and in
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-01-16
His Nssural Bens.

Fond Fathcr-n that boy of mine
las any particular bent can't find 1t.
Philosopher - What experiments
have you made to find o1t:'
VERY thorough ones. l gave him
toy printing press, a steam engine.
box of paints, u chest of tools. and a lot
of other things carefully selected to
find out whether his tastes were litera-
ry, mechanical, artistic, commercial,
or what, and l know no more than ]
did before"
'What did he do with them?"
"Smashed them up"
"Ah, see. He is to be a furniture
mover."-N. y. Weekly.
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Naturally Elated.

Mirism-Oh, Ferdy! you know those
rice picture frames and worstcd mot
toes and horseshoe paper-weights that
1 made. and which took to the church
sale at your SUGGESTION
Ferdinand (hopefully)-They were
all sold, dear?
Miriam (elatedly)-Yes! The auc-
tioneer, such a nice man, described
them SO beautifully, and they looked
SO utterly lovely and too sweet for
anything, that just bought every last
one of them back again myself
Judge.
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P,1H AND POINT.

-Benedict-"Why don't she marry
you? Is there another man in tho
case?" Singleton-"Yes; her father"
-Tit-Bits.
-Circumvcnted "Thcrel" said
Dauber, 1.-The committee can sky that
picture and be blamed to them!"
"What is it?" asked the man who is
no i1npressionist. "A study of the
moon."-Indianapolis Journal.
-"I cannot understand re language"
said the despairing Frenchman. x
learn how to pronounce re word hydro
phobia' and zen I learn Eat re doctors
some times pronounce it fatal!"-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Chaperon-"The idea of your
allowing Mr.. Tucson to kiss you! Such
proceedings are disgraceful, and going
on under my very nose, tool" The
Daughter-"But I thought they went
under mine."-N. Y. Ledger.
-"Great Scott, doctor!" exclaimed
the man in the chair. "You pulled the
wrong TOOTH" $50 have" replied the
dentist, regretfully. well, can't
charge you anything for pulling that
tooth, and I'm out just one dollar.
That's what a man gets for being in
hurry Chicago Tribune.
-Herzog-"Janns says he is going to
become a detective" Perksby-"Oh,
he's too slight for detective. He is
very thin, you know" Herzog-"Yes.
but he says he will make q good
shadow.'-Brooklyn Eagle.
Doubtful Economy Yabsley
'"This is dollar tie, but got it at a
dry goods store for " cents" Nudge
"Ah. So you saved % cents" Yabsley
mo, lost II cents. had to wait 50
long for my change that when I came
out had to spend 40 cents for a shave
and haircut. Indianapolis Journal.
AS an example of how easily tho
most acute persons may lose themselves
to some extent in the mimic, action of
the stage. story is recalled of an emil
nent special pleader who was witness
ing a performance of Macbeth" In
the scene where the Thane of Cawdor,
questioning the witches in the cavern,
says: "What is't you do?" the answer
is: "A deed without name" This
phrase struck the ears of the pleader at
once, and he cried out. excitedly: "a
deed without name? Why, It's void"
Household Words.
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A T.smanian Wonder.

The greatest wonder of the antipodes
IS the celebrated glow-worm cavern,
discovered in 1891 in the heart of the
Tasmanian wilderness. The cavern
or caverns (there appears to be series
of such caverns in the vicinity, each
separate and distinct) are situated near
the town of Southport, Tasmania, in =
limestone bluff, about four miles from
Ida bay. The appearance of the main
cavern is that of an underground river,
the entire floor of the subterranean pas
sage being covered with water about .
foot and, q half in depth. These won
derful Tasmanian caverns are similar
to all caverns in: their limestone forma-
ton, with the exception that their roofs
and sides literally shine with the light
emitted by the millions of glow-worms
which inhabit them.-St. Louis Repub-
liz
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when All sosmsd Darkest.

Courage, papa!"
The ruined merchant raised his head
and gazed into loving daughters
eyes.
'You know I took lessons in elocu-
ton. will recite; that will at least
keep the wolf from the door,"
A CLEAN of hope shone in his eyes.
1T will that" he said. And with
lighter heart h. turned 10 his task of
formulating compromise with his
creditors at 20 cents on the dollar
Puck.
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The COnaidAraf0 RoY.

Said New York boy to his father:
PA, what makes you look SO angry?"
II look angry because am vexed at
hearing your mother scold you for
your badness"
"Well, pa, you should do as do. l
hear ma scolding you for your badness
40 times day, but I never remind you
Of it, for always think you have been
punished enough already" - Texas
Siftings.
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NO NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

Not Even tho Labor-Day Act Creates One,
Say tho Lswyers.
There would seem to be no such thing
In this country as a national holiday.
Lawyers assert that even Labor day,
which was set apart by On act of con-
gress in 1894 in such manner as to lead
the confding layman to suppose it at
least to be national holiday, is not
such outside of the District of Colum-
bia, unless by state enactment. The
creation and regulation of holidays
have been left entirely to the legisla-
lures of the individual states.
The act of congress concerning Labor
day was approved on January %, 1894.
September in each year, being the day
celebrated and known as Labor day,
is hereby made legal public holiday
to all intents and purposes, in the same
manner as Christmas, January 1, Feb
ruary %, May 80 and July are now
made by law public holidays"
Clearly the proper construction of
this statute can be arrived at only by
reference to the provisions bearing
upon the other holidays named. The
act making holidays of January 1, July
4, Christmas and ANY day appointed
or recommended by the president of
the United States as day of public
fast or Thanksgiving" was passed in
June, 1870, and was restricted in its
effect to the District of Columbia.
These days are holidays in the various
states only as they are made so by the
various state legislatures.
The act of January 81, 1879, makes
February % a legal holiday, and the
act of August 81, 1883, does the same
for May 30, and both are restricted in
their application to the District of Co.
lumbia. The act referring to Labor
day says nothing about the District of
Columbia, but it does say that the first
Monday of September shall be legal
public holiday, ito intents and pur-
poses, in the same manner as Christ
mas, January 1, February %, May 80
and July 4 are now made by law public
holidays"
The intents and purposes for which
and manner in which those days ore
made holidays are expressly limited to
the District of Columbia, and SO, by
necessary inference, is the act referring
to Labor day.
The misleading language Of the Labor
day act has led to prevalent state
ment that the first Monday of Sep
TENDER is n holiday throughout the
United States by congressional enact
ment.-N. Y. Tribune.
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In Torso Sentences.

"Why don't you speak up and answer
the questions?" angrily demanded tho
judge.
''Gimme time, judged" the prisone.
smartly retorted.
And the Judge gave him 90 days. with
privilege of renewal at maturity.-N.
Y. Recorder.
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Tho Last straw.

Nodd-You say your baby doesn't
walk yet? Mine does. Same age too
Your baby cut his teeth yet?
Todd-No.
Nodd-Mine has. all of them. Your
baby talk?
Todd-Not yet. Can yours?
Nodd-Great Scott, yes.
Todd (desperately)-Does he shave
himself or go to u barber's?-T1uth.
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Money In It.

Jimson-Hello, old boy, I hea: you
spent several hundred dollars learning
a new, sure, quick and easy way OF get
ting rich.
Jamson-Yes, did.
Making any money!"
Lots"
"How?"
"Teaching other people the new, sure
quick and easy way of getting rich."-
N. Weekly.
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Able to Pay.

Club Man-Why didn't you recognize
Clarence Fastchapp when we met?
Sister-Hc has disgraced himself. I
was told that he was turned out of tho
Hightone club for not paying his dues.
Club Man-That's a base SANDER. It
was only for conduct unbecoming .
gentleman."-N.Y Y. Weekly.
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The Mistake.

1.-THE great fault with homemade mil
linery," said q woman who had learned
tile business, lis that the amateur puts
in too many stitches. Why, l often
merely pin the trimming on my hat
and wear it that way for weeks"
The same caution applies to fancy
work. Take long stitches on the I'M
t1erside and do not fasten bows toe
Enthusiastically Eagle.
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Job Iot0.

In her impotent rage her grace could
only scowl at the duke, her husband.
"This," she bitterly exclaimed, lis
what a woman gets by buying what
she doesn't want just because ito
cheap."-Detroit Tribune.
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Where tho Shoe Punched.

Fakerly-Our standard Of public
morality is frightfully low.
Beezletop-I'm afraid that too many
Of our legislators can he bought.
Fakerly-Oh, no trouble about thatl
But you can't depend on the rascals
when you have bought 'em.-Puck.
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Worry Circumspoot.

Miss Pert-Is Miss Straight Lace
circumspect?
Miss Caustic-Circumspect! Why,
she won't accompany young man on
the piano without chaperon.-Salem
Gazette.
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With Hla Uncle.
Chicago Record.

She-What! Going 80 soon, Mr..
Brown: 1 will get your coat; it is
hung up in the hall, isn't it?
He-No, I hung it up before I came
;n.-Town Topics.
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No Mystery.

Mistress (severely)-How did this
fire happen to 60 out?
New Girl (innocently)-1 guess yea
forgot to tell me to put coal on.-N. Z,
Weekly.
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A superauous Question.

do you believe in women 1ectcr-
ers?' the man in the fur cap was ask
ing.
The man with thin chest opened
it and produced one of his apologetio
coughs.
"Sh-~ speak easy" he said, nervous
ly; that's my wife in the next seat
N. Y. Recorder.
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Very Dear,

Very Dear.
Mrs. Spendall-Just look at this love-
~ bonnet, John, that bought to-day.
Mr.. Spendall (resignedly)-Well, how
much?
"Only SIS, and it is such a beauty.
Don't you think it is, dear?
Eyes; very dear."-Texas Siftings.
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Diplomacy.

"Belle, how do you keep Bob at home
nights?"
II had . folding bed made that looks
Just Ike . sideboard."-Chicago Rec
ord.
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Worry Di6eren

Very Different.
He was counted very knowing
When, his boyish wild oats sowing.
He snickered at the warnings OF his ma:
But It wasn't quite so funny
When his father called out: Sonny.
Come march into the woodshed with your
pay'
-ChicaRo Record
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"What part am to take?" said Chap
pie.
"You are to be the heroine's father"
replied the stage manager.
"What does he do?''
"He dies ten years before the cur
tain rises on the first act."-Collier's
Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-01-16

Mature is but q name for an effect
whose cause il God.-Cowper.
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Maitland Kearsley: has decided not to
trouble further about his unnatural
child. To friend, of kindred tastes.
he recently confided the fact that he
had been bitterly disappointed in the
boy. I'm fact" he added, IT have
abandoned all thoughts of him. His
mother was most worthy woman,
but a terrible Philistine, and the boy
follows in her unhallowed steps. More
than that, he has shown that he has q
decided preference for the common.
place. BLACK and White.