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The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

A man may dress as we'll as his own
good Judgment and the assistance of an
artistic tailor may elect. He may take
his "tubs'' but if his digestive organs are
out of order, he willhave an unwholesome
appearance. His complexion and the
white of his eyes will have a yellowish
cast. His tongue will be coated, appetite
poor, his teeth rusty, his breath abomina.
BILE. He is one big, unmistakable sign of
constipation. The quickest, surest, easiest
way to cure this trouble is to take DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They are made
of refined, concentrated vegetable
extracts. Nothing in the least harmful
enters into their composition. They hunt
down all impurities, and make them
move on" They are the product of
mauy years study and practice. DIR.
Pierce cannot afford to put forth a
worthless article.
Send 81 cents in one-cent stamps to
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association.
Buffalo, N. Y, and receive DR.. Pierce's
1908 page Common Sense Medical
Adviser" illustrated.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
Trenton's Big Bicycle Meet.

Wheelmen in and around New York
and Philadelphia are already forming
parties to take in the Great Inter- State
Fair at Trenton, Monday, September
2Sth, this day having been set apart as
a special Wheelman's Day by the man
agement.
Over s., 900. 90 in prizes have been
offered to the Circuit Chasers, and all the
Racing Stars of the Path are expected to
compete.
The regular Fair Vaudeville Show takes
place in front of the grand stand from 70
until 6 O'Clock p. M, which, with the
Bicycle Races, affords a greater amount
of entertainment for an afternoon than
any show held this season.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

We live in a country of which the prin-
cipal scourge is stomach trouble.
1t is more widespread than any other
disease, and, very nearly more dangerous,
One thing that makes it SO dangerous
is that it is 80 little understood. .
If it were better understood, it would
be more feared, more easily cured, less
universal than it is now.
So, those who wish to be cured, take
Shaker Digestive Cordial, because it goes
to the root of the trouble as no other
medicine does. The pure, harmless, cura-
tive herbs and plants, of which it is com,
posed, are what render it so certain n
at the same time, so gentle a cure.
1t helps and strengthens the stomach,
p~urifies and tones up the system.
Sold by druggists, price 10 cents to 81
per bottle.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Modern scientific discovery is fast I'M
raveling the greatest mysteries of ma
ture, and it now appears that there are
but few things that are hidden from
the gaze of him who looks for them i'll
the proper way. lightning was former
ly one of the greatest enigmas among
Natural phenomena. Today we know
that the average el%ectronotive force of
Il bolt Of lightning is about 3, 800, 600
volts; that the current is IA, 600, 0OO
amperes, and that the time of discharge
is about Ole twenty-thousandth of a
second. In such a bolt there is energy
equal to 2, 1850, 900 volts, or 8, 264, 1872
horsepoWer.-St. Louis Repnblic.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
She Got the Place.

An Irish domestic once obtained a
situation by the use of her national wit,
under somewhat unpromising conditions.
She had applied to Mrs. Van hobbs for
work as a cook and Mrs. Van hobbs
asked:
"How long did you live in your last
place."
"T'ree weeks, ma'am," answered Bird
get.
"Why did you leave it 80 soon ?"
"Oi cuddent git along wild the lady,
she was SO old and cranky"
"But l may be old and cranky, too"
said Mrs. Van hobbs.
Cranky, ye may be, ma'am," said
Bridget, promptly, ''for faces is SEINE.
times desayving, but old, nivver!"
She was engaged on the spot.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

The firm name has been changed to
Ransom & Mesnier, and over the junior
partners desk hang two pictures.
One is that of a bright-faced, beautiful
woman, who calls him husband; the
other is of a high desk, covered with
piles of bank notes, with a human haDd,
the forefnger of which is missing, about
closing over one of the packages.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

My little boy, when two years of age.
was taken very ill with bloody hux. [
was advised to use Chamberlain's Collie.
9 hole-a and Diarrh@a Remdy, and LUCK.
lily procured part of a bottle. l carefully
read the directions and gave it accord
ingly. He was very low, but slowly and
surely he began to improve, gradually
recovered, and is now as stout and strong
as ever. | feel sure it saved his life. /
never can praise the Remedy half its
worth. | am sorry every one in the
world does not know how good it is. as I
do.-Mrs. Lima s. Hinton, Graham vile,
Marion Co., Florida. For sale by Geo.
M. Andrews, Druggist.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
As Old As Noah.

Mr.. Reynolds is a bright and well pre-
served old gentleman, but to his little
granddaughter Mabel he seems very old
indeed. She had been sitting on his knee
and looking at him seriously for a long
time one day, when she asked suddenly
"Grandpa, were you in the ark ?"
"Why, no, my dear" gasped her aston
ished grahdparent.
Mabel's eyes grew large and round
with astonishment
"Then grandpa" she asked, "wby
weren't you drowned ?"
Bewilderment of grandparent.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
Better Than 500 Reward.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps
a generous sample will be mailed OF the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever
Cure (Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to
demonstrate its great merit. Full size 5eo.
ELY BROTHERS.,
Sc Warren St., New York City.
l suffered from catarrh OF the worst
kind ever since a boy, and l never hoped
for cure, but Ely's Cream Balm seems
to do aver that. Many acquaint-
ances have used it with excellent results.
Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren Ave-, Chi
cago. Ill.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Dobbins' Floating. Borax is 100 per
cent. pure and don't turn yellow with
age. 1t is not an imitation of anything,
but better than any other floating soap
made. Be sure above name is on each
a and cake. Red wrappers only.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

B~uckingham's Dye for the Whiskers is
the best, handiest, safest, surest, cleanest,
most economical and satisfactory dye
ever invented. 1t is the gentlemen's
favOIite,
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Surely, if all the world was made for
man, then man was made for more than
the world.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
A Dangerous Text.

"Well, Uncle Rasbury, how did you
like the sermon ?"
"Pow'ful fine sermon, Marse John"
"Where did the preacher take his
text"
"Frum dat potion OBJ de Scripture
whar de Postol Paul p'ints his pistol to
de Fesions."
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Rose-Do you see that man who has
just come, Lulu? They say he's cashier
of the Tenth National bank.
Lulu-What! He? I've met him al
ready and he's only its president!
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

He-"They say that persons of oppo-
site qualities make the happiest mar
riages." He-"That's why l am looking
for a girl with money"
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

When a man does not want to do a
thing he says II cannot; when he can
not do it he says 81 don't want to-"
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

"Do you nave any idea how many tons
of coal you burn each winter ?" ono; l
only know how much l pay for"
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Every mau who doesn't know anything
about farming longs to move to a farm
and get rich while taking life easy.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
rutla lin wb,re Won Work

With DR.. Humphreys Specific No "a
for Brain Fag, General Debility, and all
forms of Physical Weakness. For sale
by druggists.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Would not bring happiness to the person
suffering with dyspepsia, but Hoods
~Sarsaparilla has cured many thousands
of cases of this disease. 1t tones the
stomach, regulates the bowels and puts
all the machinery of the system in good
working order. 1t creates a good appetite
and gives health, strength and happiness.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

Every boy, if in proper health, should
be able to drop off to sleep within five
minutes, at most, after tumbling into bed.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28
Of Interest to Bicycle Riders.

There can be no question that one of
the most important parts of a bicycle is
the tire. 1t has to bear the brunt of the
work. is constantly coming in contact
with destroying elements, and generally
receives the least care from the rider. The
importan ce of the work it has to do was
early recognized by makers of bicycles,
however, and they have given much
attention to this important adjunct of the
wheel.
There are to-day, perhaps, thirty differ
emit styles of bicycle tires on the market,
all Of which vary in detail. AS to their
various merits, theories are of little value;
actual experience is the only way to
determine this question. Unless an
article gives satisfaction, demand for it
soon ceases. After a test of over six
years, during which time double-tube aud
single-tube tires have been marketed. at
at least three-fourths of all the riders in
double tube tires.
The leading firm in the United States,
and in fact in the entire world, in the
manufacture of double-tube tires, is
Morgan & Wright, Chicago. Their his
tory is interesting. The first pneumatic
tire-the rags.and-glue kind-was giving
trouble, and Morgan & Wright stepped
in to fill a great public want. They fur
nished tire that could be easily taken
from the rim to be repaired. That was
the principal requirement in those days,
besides the usual requirements of speed,
durability and comfort.
That was several years ago. Single
tube tires had been pushed in Europe,
and were falling, and the same effort was
being started in this country. The Nor.
gan & Wright double.tube tire quickly
proved it's superiority-with the result
stated above. The quick.repair inner
tube, which is this year a standard fea-
ture of all of this firms tires, has made
the position of double-tube tires practi-
cslly invicible, by making it quick and
easy for the riders to secure, at the road.
side, a permanent repair-a thing admit
teddy impossible in the majority Of single.
tube accidents.
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

housekeeping wrong sir ?" Gas.
tomer-"Oh, no; l was only hoping I
would live to be as old as this chicken is!''
The Monitor-register., 1896-08-28

HOOPS PILLS act tremendously with
Hoods Sarsaparills. Cure all liver ills
25 cents,
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
DOOMED FOR DEBT.
By Judge Bakers Decision the
 Vulture Mine will be Sold.

The Republican ssys Judge Baker yesterday decided fo. the defendants in the case of Thomas F.. Wis.w II ys. the Tabor Mining and Milling com pspy. The action taken ye-terday was the issuance of sn order di-solyIng an order enioining the sale [ the Val. ture mine under the terms of trust deed. The mine is heavily encumler- ed and an fl II i. now l eipg made to forclose.
 Senator Tabor deeded the mine in 1893 to the Tabor Mining and Milling company. The new owners assumed among other obligations the payment of notes owed by Mir. Tabor to . Springfield, h., bank 10 a Madison bank and to Joseph F.. Henley, Of Den yer, the amount sggregsting S23 900 The Company subsequently, deeded the mine to Lester Mclean of Denver. The deed was one of trust to secure the amount owed on the notes. The terms of the deed were no: complied with and the mine will be accordingly sold for the debt.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
THE SALAD SOCIAL.
The Ladies are Prepared and
 Feed the Multitude,

The soeisl which hal been amour = ced but one day prio- to its taking place, the name of which, too, wac suggestive of much that would tickle the palate of the hungry and at the same time no. be a very heavy drain on the purse, came oil last night ss per programme, and was liberally patron ized by our neighbors from surround ing towns and the country as well ss by our own home folks.
 The ladies who set up the salads, !" are experts in culinary art, and the appreciation c: :hc;. efforts was evil denced by the way the people con- sumed the products of theIr hands. The lobster salad, baked chicken and boiled ham was done to the taste oi the most eIscting, while the coffee was of . ssuperior quality, beside there was all the other little delicscies CD the side which go to make up 6 fist class
 spread.
 While everybody else was busy with supper, Frank Morino was busy selling chances in q fl ne cake to be drawn late. on, and after all had been satisfied and she rounds of the house had been made several times over, the young gentleman snnounced that the last chance had been taken and that the time for the drawing had arrived which r was ct once proceeded with, the win nsr being MT. H. Gerweiu of Bebson who imms disteiy put the cake up st auction and sold itover. The receipts of the evening was something over $40, all of which, after paying s1pen- : ttlses. goes to the salary fund of the M. E. Church. The ladies desire to thank the people for their liberal patronage of the Salad Social.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
DISTRICT COURT.
Cases Heard Before that Tribu-
 nal Today.

Territory vs Geo. A. Williams- Found guilty oi s,temp, 10 murder and sentenced to 10 years at Yuma. Reilly vs Pertins and Herring-Dis- missed, both psrues paying costs.
 Territory vs Chas. Wilks-Plead guilty. Time for sentence waved. Sentenced to pay Sl0 and ten months in peni ten,isry. Partial report of grand iury-Two indictments found agsins, John Doe and Richard Roe, and charges against 4. T. Shuster and Horace Hazelwood ignored.
 Territory vs Bogs-Wi,hdr:w plea o! not guilty and entered plea -t guilty to burg.sry-Sentence to be passed Monday.
 Territory vs Barnes-Ss. for Mon- day. Territory vr. r.Adame-Csse dismissed. Territory vs. Cruz--Set for Monday.
 Blum vs. .Fike-Cou,inusd to Mon- day.
 Territory vsB. F. Smith-Disnissed.
 Cooley va Dslhanty, Set for wednet. day. Harris vs. Perrin & Grsbsm-Taken uuds, aiyissment until Monisy. Citizenship papers g.anted to Ed Carlisle and Fred ColemsD.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS.

An old, well-tried remedy. Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has tAAn used for over fifty yesrs by millions of mothers for their children while teeth ing. with perfect success. 1t soothes the ehild, softens the gums, allays all pain. cures wind collie, and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. IL is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggist Tn every part of the world. Twenty-Five cents bottles Its value Is incalcu- lsble. Be sure and ask for Mr.. Win slows Soothing Syrup. and take no other kind.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
PAID THE WAGER.
Brvan's Phoenix Namesake
 Loses Heavily.

A gcol deal of money and property has changed hands in this city since election. says the Republican, due to the defeat oi William J. Bryan. So certain were some that Bryan would be elected tha. they waGered every cent in their possession, but GO far as is known the largest enc vas made by Thomas J. Bryan. MT. 3rysn put up four houses on Van Buren street against some property on Washington street owned by Gesrss Ioring. The property is worth several thousand dol lars and when Mir, Bryan heard Of his nsme:ske: defeat he gracefully desdsd the property 10 the winner.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
BISBEE THE PLACE.
The Great Cave the Room of
 the Next Grand Lodge.

Bisbes has been fixed upon fo' the next grand session of the Masonic bodies and, most curious and yet most logical, the conven tions will bs held in the grea, cave ot 'tbs Copper Queen mine. This is the suggestion and invitation of Ben williAms. m anger ol the Copper Queen, who wi have the interior of the great cavern bril- liAntly lighted by electricity by the time of the session next November.
 This unique lodge room, adds the Herald will bs utilized strictly in keep. ing with the history of the Masone, for the frst Ma.o,s wefe the aftisAns of solomo one Temple. and their meeting places wa, tho cavern beneath Jeru- salem, by them sxeAvated in quarry ing the s.ooe for sbs tsmpls's walls.
 At this latter day return will be made to frs, principles. The sp. brooches wlll be well guarded and the walls will be thick and the grandeur ot the lodge room, by the Supreme Architect bimseli eonstrucsej, will give added solsmnisy 10 the rites -ol the fellowcrait
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
Two Lives Saved.

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas of Junction City H., was ,old by her doctors she had con sumption and tha, there was no hope fol her. bu, two bottles of Dr. Kings New Discovery cured her, and she says il saved her life. Mir. Thos. Eggers, I3e Florida St., San Francisco, suffered from 2 dreadful cold, approaching consump- lion, tried without result everything else then bought one bottle of Dr. King. New Discovery and in two weeks wa' cured. He is naturally thankful. IL !. ruch results, of which there are sample. that prove the wonderful eficacy of the medicine in coughs aad colds. Fret trial bottles at Tombstone and B,sees drug stores, Regular size soc and Sf.oe
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
SUNSET LIMITED.

The Sunset Limited train which pas. ses Benson twice a week going east or west Ia by far the finest and most mag niticent transcOntinentsl passenger train Tn ex stance. l. is comparable, unexcelied and unequslled. No ex. pence has been spare'i to make it per feet in every respect, and all that human skill or science could invent and apply to make it absolutely fault less has been applied. Luxury and beatty have been combined with ssre agIh and sa!sty, and, meteor like, it spans the continent, sb0ihi,stink z time and space in its msrvelou, flight. All wiO have had the pleasure of . trip on thIs train unhesitatingly pre- nounce it the very finest in the land. A ticket on this costs no more than on the regular train.
 For further particulars and any in forms' ion, address.
 E.S WEBSTER,
 Agent at Benson, Or T. H. GooDxAr.
 c A. San Francisco.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
CANAIGRE INDUSTRY.
Increased Amount Will Be
 Produced In Arizona.

General Manager Towsey of the Cansigre e"mpan! has set force oi twenty-five men t1 work on the company's leas'd land near Tempe, says the R"public- n, the purpose of oul,ivsting the gt" nd ana planting cansigtc. Last year hvt hundred acres were lA-ted oi t' e tan min root, and the results have proved entirely satisfactory, sn sdd'uo"si h't hun fred acres ~ill be tts 'his year Very lntle work was done in the spring as canAigre will only grow ID winter. Next year the company eI' pect to put in abou. 2.OoO aeres and the scersge will be increased according to the demand.
 The Anglo-American company rep recent. . cspitsl Of seversl mi lie n d"l' lars and the company is preparing 'o spend considerable of it's wealth in the valley in the purchase of land and the building of c large factory for the treatment of the tannin root. The culture Of caasigre will soon be lesd- ing industry of the territory and will mean the annual income of thoussnds of dollars. Csn.igre is especially ip- digenous 10 this climate.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

The Masonic is one Of the lesdin g fra,ernal so-ieties in th;s territory, having . total membership of about |s5O, viz: Grand lodge, eleven subor- dinsis lodess; to,al membership, $50. Grand Chapter Royal Arch Mssons, four subordinate chapters; total mem. b.r.hip, l9J. Grand Commandery Knights TemplAr, three subordinate ,odgos; to .al me enbsrship, 1l6.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

The volume of .busioess on this di- vision oI the southern Pacific, says the Tucson Star, is heavier just now than it hss been at ,hs sao.e season within tea yssrs. There is sn unusual amount of through ir-igh, from both directions
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Win. Combs, fsmiiisriy A.o ,.S -
 "Uncle Billy" who suffered . partial paralysis of one side.some months ago, is now to the hospital in c very criti-
 ca! condition. The old gentleman has
 many friends in Tombstone who will be grieyed 10 hear of this, and who would rejoice at his recovery.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

There is sB application before '''s ,osn, eomm,ssion, psessutsd by the city council of Prescott. praying ths' slO .OeO.in city water bosds, the only uufunaed indebistness 0f thsteity, b. ,und.d. The matter bss not yet been consiI, red.-Gazette.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Tue ci y c,uncil of the City os Mex leo have voted .$4, 300 tor tn. rscep- ton Of the psu-Amsviean medical copsrees. which will be formally i:- sugura,sd by Presideuus Dssa -en the 18th inst.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Tbe ineoniuz coach tody wss crow si with humanity, ,'sll eonisg in during court. With the grssd asd tr-al iurie. on hsud, ,-tossy nothing oi vi,pessss snd iitgsats, the suwn t full ol stSsDgers.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

ED PRospEcToR :--I beg to advice that our west-bousd train now passes Ben.on at II :35,p m. instead of la:l5 .. m. The esst-bound limited pssses Benson Mondays and Thursdsys at 6 :2I .. m. ., and the wsss-b ,und We'd nssdsys and Saturdays ct 4 :o5 .. m.
 Yours truly,
 F.S. WEBSTER,
 Agent.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Dr.J. W. Fsrrinstou oi -Bisbss will be in Tombstops "Wednesday Nov. II end will remain ons -wssk. Oaies as Mrs. Bssiian's ou ToughnutSt. If
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Editor Rogers of tine Prescott Cour- fer got an almost unanimous vote at the opera house in that city recently e the honliest man in town.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
BUCKLIN'SARNICA SALVE.

The best salve in the world for cuts pulses, sores, ulcers, salt rheun, fever sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains corns, and all skin eruptions and posi lively cures Piles, or no payment requir ed i, is guaranteed 10 give leefect stIs- a faction CT money refunded. Prices 50 cents per box. For sale a' Tomb ione Drug Store
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Phenix cast 1883 votes ct the rsesnt election, shewinGssysin in population oi about 1000 in the pas, two yesrs.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

An athletic exhibition between fReddy" Gallagher and Chss Burke ls billed for tonight -as the Wiilows.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

M. I. Williams leis here ysstsrday for Hermo.ills, Mexico to take position as assayer st that place,
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

The nlsrehasis of Phs nix have ask si '4hSs city council for an increase in the police force
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Rev. Diliey, who has been sn . six nonths visit ts: shssld counssy rssus.- cd yesterday and his gone'so fIagsss6, Wbsse bs is located as residsut pastor of the Catholic church at thasplscs.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

rs, Prlco's CreaO 0a1c0nG PoWoss Osse6ePss MoAsa 111n1eo1o oDee>
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Cranbsrries, ssstern Appiss and Duckwheat -four at
 WoICoTr's.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Rumor has it that the Chinsss snn- pleyses of-the Southern Pacific are Co berepisced with white men.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

New line of clocks at
 WoIcorr's
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

sSr. Prices Cream bak,n. Fovo0
 a~ NsySsc AssA>
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15
LOCAL NOTES.
PheniX now hes free reading roo

The main street of Yuma is being paved.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

Jaiiv eTcep; Sunday. Pacific time: I. 1. FREY General Manager. "A NAvsLE. L. H. ALBRHcHr. 2 Assisse General Manager. Train Master. ---------
 MARICOPA & PHOENIx R. R.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-11-15

sIn Set, Limited. east bound. Noslsys and h rsd,ys SIS, Bens0ns
 Sun Set. [. mite 'wess bsuni. wsAnesaAys aa sasurdAys, Aos Bsnsens ssSsssSS-sSl;a
 NEW MEXICO S ARIZONA