The Irish standard., 1896-03-28


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II is a wise man who knows IN al
vance when he is: beaten. In conhrma-
ton of this apply to Senator Davis.
Unless there are two belllgerent forces
IN Cuba. which Spain denies, what pos
sible obligation Of neutrality can there
. be:upon us? ~"
A New York TheosOphist declares that
the coming man viii have three eyes.
He will probably need an extra one to
keep track of the new woman.
A Kentucky genius has invented al
automoatic bartender, but what That
state seems to need most just now is an
automatic Undertaken.
"A Detruitt.sman has invented machine
which turns out needles ut half the pres
ent cost Of manufacture There are a
great many points insits favor.
Az dispatch. from philadelphia says
that the mind OF a. man in that town has
been a, complete blank for seven years.
But how did they discover it?
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A special dispatch announces that an
editor in Ontario county, IN. Y, has been
swindled out of a large sum of money
hut the dispatch fails to state whose
money it was.
MeneleR. king of the Abyssinians, ap-
pears to be a man up to date He not
only thrashed the Italians but now sends
in a. bill OF some ss,O00,oOo for doing SC.
Such nerve as that should not go unre-
warded.
Spain denies that there is any war in
Cuba. How, then, can there be any obli
cation on the part of our government to
interfere with perfect freedom OF inter-
course between our citizens and anybody
In that island?
"a refined Partisan widow advertises
j.. In IL New York paper that she would
like to marry an elderly professional or
j business wiaower." 1t strikes us that a
professional widower' is a matrimonial
partner to be avoided. go
n 'Mr. Mckinley Protection" as the Nor
wegian farmer delegate in the Republic
an state convention, this week, called
him, carried everything before him. How
many will there be behind him when he
faces the music at ST.. Louis?
The American consul at Leipsic, who
has been inspecting the electric agricnl-
tural machinery manufactured in Ger
many, is under the impression that the
United States is not up to date in this
field Of progress. He considers the cleo