The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-21

All the universe seems n s,,.
~" in flight.
Boston Courier.
can You cash a check
"Oh. yes" "All right; l.rl
five."-Life.
He-Niiss McCroesus-Im
cannot live without you. Sbo-u
You acquire such cytrayagar.
Truth.
Husband-Strange. but my I'd
ways wants me to remembor 10.
day. but to forget her agc-r4
Batter.
DO YOU have any idea how
tons of coal YOU burn each MIN
NO; only know how much nav
Chicago Record.
She-I thought you told mo ro,
airy vas SO Il week? He-ob
said earned S25. but | get onlv
amusing Journal.
\ doctor may be able to syoaj
one language, but he is supno<a
have some knowledge of all to,rI
Ionkers Statesman.
Faithful ~portraits-I think
new photographs must look ayy
like her" ''Why?" 'She hasn't n
them 10 a living soul."-Chicaco
ord.
What is the best sign of a
wcatherE' THAT delightful id
which makes You want to sit down|
watch other people wOrk."-ChiI
Record.
Mr.. Badger. when is a womai
the prime of life:" well. Mrs. Bad
when shes 80" And a man? |
anywhere from II to S0."-CaiS
Record.
Bryton Early-I thought You I
going to save so much money N
signing from the club. Min0s Cot
Well. Just look how much I'm I'd
debt.-Iife.
Il believe you're going to talJ
me-" said the shed to the sho'-Ot
Well" said the shot-tower, "fS
| have a leaning that way
York Press.
Papa. what is meant by la1
horse sense" 1T means know
enough 70 make hay while the
Shines Run now and talk to
grandmotller."-Truth.
Frankstown-HOt weather IS aI
pirate to the beginning OF the bast
season. Homewood-Why: Fra
town-It gives appropriate eXercl'
the 'fans."-Pittsburg Chronicle
graph.
Miss Cayenne is a very bright Y
woman" he remarked admir-
Does she say clever things: d
than that. She sees the point '
somebody else says them. Was
ton Star.
Harry cannot offer sou We
Marie: my brains I all the foH'
Maric-Oh, Harry, Il you
as badly off as that. am afFaIH
will never give his consent.-ilA'
oils sentinel.
she" said the adoring youA-
"iS an angel" ''Oh. of course III.
elderly friend. Il have proof IL
indiSputahle proof. Even mother .
she VIII make NE Il good Wllt' III
apOlj~ Journal.
Folks lab sech or tendency ~
wrapped up in der own sorI''N
Uncle Enen. dat dey gifts yer F
At de hot wedder ez er puN ll''
ance. and doan' S.ymp-tize VII ""'
washington Star.
Patsy Finnegan-Pa. pilhI ;
man: AID. Finnegan tcompi''''
Wal. OF dunno thot Oi KIN J'N
chroibc Ut. Patsy. but-Olm wan,
sy (di>guSteN-Ow. An is tho' al
-Iiarper's Weekly.
What is your idea of IN lhien'
woman. Mrs. Outskirts?' wen
one who never gets out the h'"
andhangsit UP until after her uu'
makes all the garden Il -
mapped out.'-Chicago Recor"'
DuZby-What are bells Oh Wv
for: Dooby-Don't you know
the riders ring them. you KNOW
wheeling through the streets
let the people know they're go'h-
them down."-RoXbury GaZe''''
Iie-What is the sense o1 pun,
that trimming on the back oi you
Do YOU suppose any man "a"
back of your hat when he hl'rr,
Shc-\o: but every woman VIZ
she passes me.-lndianapOlls Jo'
Teacher-JameS. what lh'A'
late: james, was PURSUING
edge. Teacher Pursuing khoN
What do YOU mean: james
dog ran off with my Sp~elllnG''''
| ran after him.-.larpe! ho"
bic.