The evening times., 1896-06-13
Judge K mhaI| AslunIshed by the
Acliots Of Strangers.
GREAT ClTY's TEMPTATIONS
wilIia M Cleary Is Not Monarch of AL
He surveys In His Yard When He
Is Observation-Disclosures Garvey's
Braggadocio Vanished Before the
Courts Stern Eye.

this morning. saw Michael cheerfully seated
on a bench, instrucung youthful va
grant locked up with him how to CROFT"
This workin' is nuttin' but a jay play"
said Garvey, AN don't you ever git it
in your koKo that it's the proper play.
LOOK at me, kid" said Garvey, stand
ing up IN the middle OF tine cell anu giving
himself a whirl. II amt struck lick
| fer yeers ana yeers. Now, wot do you think
! of me?''
| Michael's mildewed, patched garments
| emitted an odor OF stale tobacco and beer,
| ami his red, swollen face was not calculated
| to impress even a fellow-yag. The boy
| very frankly told him he was on the hog"
but watch me jolly his jobots when
| flash up. I'll get off like Suburban
winner"
| FLYNN WAS RIGHT.
"Then Suburban winners air left at tile
| post" remarked Flynn, austerely scruti-
| nizing Garvey, .'rer that will be your tiX
when the ledge gifts through wild you.'
Flynn was right.
| Policeman Russell said Garvey was beg
| ging yesterday on Seventh street.
Garvcy, to the surprise OF the boy he had
been coaching, lost his nerve completely and
| taking to his heels, ran through the dock 10
the cells, with kendg and Cole in hot pur-
suit.
Bring that man up here,' commanded
judge.
The bailiffs marched Michael, white and
| trembling, to the stand.
Whats tue matter with you?" asked
his honor.
I'm all OF trimblc," replied Michael,
shaking all over.
..That's whisky" observed the court,
diagnosing the prisoners case correctly.
What did you get the lasttinie you were
here?'' inquired the court.
| led
chattering.
Double dose this time" said his honor.
Thirty days"
Take before and after meals, Michael y
said Kendig, las a nerve food
The gentleman who was going to find free
dom at the drop of the flag passed back
, in n stat of shiver.
The congregation of Mount Zion Church,
! since that edifice was blown down by the
storm. have been worshipping in a tent
Last night the ministers and ueacons were
laboring to convert souls, while gang OF
boys on the outside worked assiduously
to create bcdlam and annoy the meeting.
Policeman Hebrew chased them away
J several times, and at last locked up the
ring leader, George Lucas.
Hebrews testimony was unique. He is
, big officer, blonde mustached, and speaks
with an amusing drawl.
Your honor" he said ''the boys were
raising hail Columbia, happy land out
| side the tent, and one OF the deacons told
me he couldn't hear himself pray
what was the character OF thedsorder?'
) | asked the judge.
They were cackling and laughing like
D a let of hyenas,'' said Hebrew. This boy
I would say something to them, and they'd
y all yell. he told me no ID policeE'an on
! earth could make him move"
Judge Kimball lectured the hoy and put
\ him under personal bonds.
A MANS AFFECTIONS.
Y Maggie Mckinney and Ida sullyard
i fought like wildcats last night over the
Z affections of MCse Priddy. This morning
D they sat in the pen warm friends.
| "Wot's de use OF keepin' up de feeln'
\ Mag said Ida, lit wuz de blackberry an
\ gin wat WIZ workin' in us, kase Goau
2 cyar Il firing TO dat wurthiess niger"
j pats my case preza ckly," returned
: Maggie. DE men Is &c very debbil iol
IT gittin' us po' gals locked up
But gin is wuss.' retGarked Ida, ad
p herring nrmly to her first statement.
y "Suttny, suttny,'' grinned the other
y saying they would both plead guilty anC
. go down together.
What We're they doing, Mr. Narrower
said Judge Kimball to the officer.
Narrower said it would be much eas sic
g for him to tell what they We're not doing
They We're in an alley off G street
rolling over and over each other on The
pavement, biting and scratching and ours
r ing at the top of their voices.''
S Five dollars or fifteen days. said
: Judge Kimball.
William Ryan, a respectable looking whit,
T, man, was arraigued on the charge of dis
r. orderly conduct. The officer said he wa
drunk and used profane lang uage when ar
'e rested.
is Five dollars fine,'' said the court
IS shortly
e Can make statement?'' asked Ryan
VI "Certainly. sir,'' said tile court. TAX
II the stand'
Your honor, am working at the Soldiers
r Home, said Ryan, land if ] go down
it | will lose my place"
$, You ought to have thought of that be
le fore you got drunk"
n Il have only been in Washington shor
II time, and"
Judge kImball broke in at that roin
IT It is he said, 1.-The most ASTONISHING
1t thing 10 me that a man cannot visit thi
# city without getting drunk. Ryan, eviden
J. ly Washington had bad effect on you o
n you had q bad effect on Washington"
I II have never been arrested before,
Is said the defendant.
First time you have ever been drunk?
C asked the court, searchingly.
H. Il couldn't say that sir" replied Ryar
e ..Then let it be the last said Judg
Kimball, elnpha ticaliy. Il believe you
l. story. Take his bonds
C. CLEARY'S QUIET NAP.
10 10 william A. Cleary went home last nigf
~ with a jag. Instead of going to bed an
!, ~ sleeping the liquor off lie dragged a rocl
AZ ing chair out of his parlor and sat in hi
. front yard. Cleary fell asleep, and ais
s y, fell off the chair.
:" :" He awoke the neighborhood with his pr
lie family cursing the chair in the most pi
turesque language known to the Englis
speaking race. The neghbOrs threatens
him If he didn't keep quiet, W hile his mOthe
T. begged him to come in the house.
William said it was his front yard, an
n. he would do what he so-aDd-so pleased then
e. he stumbled all over the grass, ambushiI
er himself in a rose bush where he slel
souDdly.
pg The Deighbors retired thinking the O
l., duratc William had disappeared for IL
of evening. But they were mistaken.
n Cleary, tossing around in his slumbe
an struck his face with a thorn. He gave
An wild yell and danced around the place like q
n Indian full of red ink.
ON Policeman English arrested him, an
es was beautifully thanked for his servic
ed by score of people, en- deshabiile, fro
~ their second story windows.
William pleaded guilty before the cou
sr and was fIued So.
its ''This is a nice country -nit,'' he So
IN to Kendig, "wheu a man can't get drunk
&C. bis own yard aud enjoy hisself.''
lorf Col. Richard Lloyd, barrister and Virgin
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