Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1896-12-25
lqE SANDERS GIRL.

y, pass on the range when was thar, "
remarked the old osttleman meditative-
ly. "but. IL no be- never notes EN-.
They shoraly gets plumb by me in the
night. F"
The old gentleman had>iust thrown
down daily paper, and even IA he
spoke ! read on the turned page the
glaring headline. Romance IN Real
Life 81" His recent literature WAS the
| evident cause Of his reflections
"Of course, " continued the old cat
tleman, turning for comfort to his inev
liable pipe aud inohing his chair more
and more into tho shade Of the porch,
'of course at sech epocks as some do
graded sharp takes to dealin double In q
poker game, or the kyards begins tc
come two ut chatter at faro bank. the
procoodin's frequent took on what you
all might call hue Of romance, an
admits they was likely to get some hec-
tic myself, But. rs | states, for what
one would brand M clean strain no.
nance amt recalln none.
How about those lovo affairs Of your
YOUTH" ventured "They must have
existed -
Which l don't deny. replied tho
old gentleman between puffs-"that
buck when I'm colt in Tennessee
has my flower scented days. But don't
wed noihin, you notice. An even while
I'm ridin an ropin at these yere young
female persons whom has in my mind
thar's never no romance to it. onless it's
In the fact that they all escapes me, an
| never do tic one down once.
"Thar was one lady for whom afore.
time yearns. which. IL I'd done played
my hand plumb through, l reckon now
might have reused out romance or
Bomethin tmillin. I'd been due TO get
up aginJim Gales gun shore. You sees
| this yere female WEEDS Jim, an | will
sny no makes the most restless an s'pi-
cious married man ever encounters
''But of course knows my range, an
l knows my brand, las l makes a
speohultyof payin M Mi r biS to Jim :
wife efer r. --P" ran. nn-n'i's'
neverli0es CROSS once.
'sBA speakin of love tanRles. brings
to my bepsory u story which old San
EnrieJ onfurls on to us, the same
showiNdhat a woman 3 fancy IL rootless
an onSjble as proposition.
:" Aways copper female, says
Cherobe Hall one day when Texas
Thomson is relatin how his wife NAL
treatsiim All rings in divorce on him
dowrht Laredo, Always play en- to
lose. Nell, yere, now, goes ON Chero-
kee ! he runs his hand over tho h ar OF
FarllNell who's lookout for Cherokee.
'Ney, yere, Ia the only one I ever
me<s who can be depended ON to come
wi ner every trip.
Which females. suys old Sam En-.
right, who's sottin thar at the time, AN
IOartic lar young females, il heap friv.
Illous pacheral The sight of u rainbow
will stampede most of 'em. For myself.
ID shorely prefer to try an hold bunch
q 800 ponies on bad night than ride
Ind on the heart Of one Indy. Between
d ala, more'n half Ggger the feo-
thus Of female IL migratory, same M
tIffaloes used to be before they was
iiled, an sorter goes north In tho spring
d south ag'in in the winter,
q AS for me, says Texas Thompson,
Mo's moody touobin them divorce
PAYS his wife is maxim down at Lare-
q, You can gamble passes all females
nj No matter how strong | holds, 1t
lc5ks like on the show downs they out
lcks me every time. Wherefore quits
IN hold. an any gent who wants my
claftre with females Gun shorely have
the4ame.
'ROh. / don't know!' remarks boo
Ped, sorter gettin in on what's gem
erAplay I've been all through tho
he'd an must say l deems women easy
peoke every time. They RS heap finer
folH than men an faithfnler.
(Which don't deny females IL fine
folk says Texas, but what I'm allow.
ia / they're fitful. They don't stay
non. You can both hobble an side line
'erpht night, an tho first thing that
stri you when you rolls out IN the
nofut Ia they're gone.
Vhat do you all think, Nell, says
Doc tts to Faro Nell, who's perched
up gu ter stool Ivy Cherokee's shoulder.
'wbai no you all think Of Texas, yere,
amilihin q your sex1 Why don't you
pint hln to the example Of Dave Tut
an Benl ,n Annie? They all gets married,
ais thaHihey b., caperin along IN peace
ful M 4 70 six hooters on the same belt.
Cd ! don mind what Texas say
none. 4pli.s Faro Nell Texas Ia all
right III on the square. shouldn't won
der II Is yoro Mrs Thompson does saw
il oR "A him some shabby Bettin thai
sep ratln an don't marvel at his re
marks But M long M Cherokee YER
thinks I'm right I don't let nobody
views shout other women poster me |
Iitti : Il; so tharp
-" ttiw what says awhile back, in
terrgTil1nrigbt Texas Thor uson'
WHO'S iloiyea, mighty likely, alb In
vidu 0tl none It's heap probable, !
The nth 10 known, that she amt aimil
notl "A ~ Texas she only changes he
min
" Now, about the earliest thing l re
mem cry, goes on Enright. is concern
IN woman who changes her mint
This yego incident Ia about the fri
uhiol - n the roost Of my recollection
rs years an years ago, when I'm
yeaEan. Our company IA maxim a roun
mp at a Damp called Pine Knot, in Tel
possos. o. gauizin 70 embark in the Me-
iosn waTsa whole lot an thin out u
arsasarA
"'Eo Bns sver does know why !, pc
sonai, declares Jnyssf in on this ye
I erabrogiit | amt oigger'n - charge
powder al tba time. an am that limit
: ~ 70 stats o has n climb on to log
nat F,5t "a NV r,f.uu