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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08
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Der 8eIiber eines tleinen 9lnpeiens ber-
l1olen. ST mar 1871 bel Orleans
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mein als perforben. Stun fommt auf
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bune, baB belaster S6neioer bon bort
per S9ub mad ieiner Seimatb Wiin6=
tpeiler unterpegs lei. 0ieie Weloung
bat bic bieosren O6rfer oesbalb ratb=
los semadt. neil Gdneioers 5rau ieit=
ber tpieoer gebeiratbet bat unb sablrei1e
Sinoer oieier Gbe entiprohen iino.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08

Baron SABA, Der italiehiIde yOl=
I1aIter in Waihingfon. lit bieier Sage
bon einem idmersliben 0erfuit betrof=
fen tporoen inoem iein Sobn Jrantis
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an Der Goluubia- llniperiitdt. I'M 9llter
pon 35 Sabren ber @hpinbfudt erle=
| |aen 1T. Der Der iforbene mar in essta-
lien geborerL bate out benz poIitehni.
ltum in 3iirid fuoirt uno mar nit Tel.
| mem 9ater nod Qllnerita getonmen
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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08
Giientabnranb.

2ebanon, Mo., 2. 9lpril. Ser DIt=
lid fabrenoe S6neu3ug Np. 6 Der ct.
2ouis unb San 6rancisco @iIenbabn
1T um flint Minuten nod Elm llbr am
Nsittmo1 Worsen, 3 Meilen Dltlib Don
Gieii9er Staot, bon brei mastirten
Mdnnern an9ehalten tporoen, mel6e
ben &alenI6rant ipren9ten uno ieines
Snhaltes beraubten.
Sie 8anoiten beltiesen ben BUG in
bieIiger Stabt UNI sebn Wtinuten Dor
elm llbr uno als tie on einem selegenen
Ylab angefommen iparen, iiberrumpel=
ten tie ben Wai6inilten uno Seiser, Die
lie swan9en, nit ibnen na6 Der GrpreB=
Gar 5uriif5u9eben. 9ie @rpreBboten
meieerten ii6 Die Sbur su Oifnen Die
Gerle ma6ten aber furSen YrDseB uno
lprenoten bic Sbiir nit 8Dnamit Iie
iprensten oann in 9lei6er @eile ben
@eloi1rant uno raubten ben onbolt.
Mebrere Yadete nit mertbpplen 9apie=
reu wurben am Mor9en neben Dem Sc
leiie eefunoen, tpie au6 etipas @elo,
bas iie in Der @ile iiberIeben botten.
9ie Baliasiere tparen ni6t beldGtigt
morben. 9ie 2otomotipe nuroe oDn
ben Gdubern Bis in Die 9tdbe bon Slee=
per, bier Ofeilen bon Dem 5batort ent=
fernt, eebra6t uno bort lteben 9elallen,
na9oem lie pDrber bas Seuer unter oen
Geiiel 9elDi6t batten. IS oauerte eint
polle Stunoe, bis pieoer 9ampf auI
mar unO gan5e stpei Stunoen ebe De,
3us Die 6abrt fOrtieben tonnte. Sir
Bremler mar insmil6en bierber Suriif:
eseilt, um Den Sheriff Sones gu be.
nadri9tigen, Der li6 iofort nit einer
Mannidaft sur GerfolQuns Der Gdubel
aufma9te.
Srei 6remoe, Die man fiir Die po6r=
| i6einli6en &duber bdlt, befonoen ld
nod um 10 ubr Wbenos trintenb IN Ell.
ner bielisen Wirtbidaft uno furS Do,
Nntunft oes 3uges muroen oieielber
orei Mdnner bon oem Selegrapbilter
Martin auf Der Stationsplotfprm se.
ieben. Sic 8eamten baben cine gut,
8eihreibung Der brei Sanbiten erbal.
ten uno boffen Die Serle balo einboler
au f6nnen.
Sie Weas Sarge GrpreB So. 1a
eine yelobnuns bon $500 fiir Die Ser:
baftung Der &duber aus9eiebt. Sit
8eamten Der rpreb=@Ompagnie iagen,
oab Die &duber nur $l277 erbeutet ia.
ben. IS befinben lib jebt unsefdbl
100 perionen anf Der Saso nab Der
8anoiten.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08

Sn prag fano am 30. Mdr3 Elm
ernitlider 6treiter=Mufrubr Hatt. Die
ltreifenben Weber 9riffen iene ihrer
Qeute an, tpelhe CUR Mrbeit 3uriifge-
|tebrt iparen, tporauf bic yoli3ei eilI=
fhritt. Cine blutige SAldeerei folgte,
In ipeIder bic poli3ei nit Gteinen bonl=
borbirt muroe unb Darn init Der blans
LIEN Ma1fe einbieb. Cine Qn3obl per-
EiOnsn tuirDen ouf bsi6en Geitea Der.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08

NOs, 33G and 33S connect at Wellsyille Tor
Steuhauville and Bellaire. Nos. 33S and SA%
,oHnect in Union Station, Pittsburgh, for the
East.
asr4IsEa RAYARn AND NEW PHIL LADELPHlA.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08
8u6Iems 'Mrmifa eaIbe.

-Die bette Salbe in Der Weit fur
59nittuunoen, Gef6miire, SalafluB,
Giebermunberl, 9lusidlas, aufseiprun=
gene Sdnbe, sSroitbeulen, 9iibnerausen
uno ale 0autausibldse, ioipie Iie be-
itinnt 0dmorrboioen beilt. Sic tpirb
earantirt, bic bette 3ufriebenbeit gu se=
ben, Dber oas @elo tpirb 3uriidgegeben
preis Is Gents per 56a6tel BEL s. 6.
Miller az @Dhn.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08

<Daily. Except Sunday. Alag stop. MEAS
Dark Faced ryne denotes time from IL 90 noon to I2 O.
midnight Light Facod from ~ 90 midnight to IL 90 nOOa
JOSEPH WOOD, EA FORD,
General Manager, General Passenger Agent
6-23-e5-I PITTSBURGH, PENN'A.
For time cards, rates of fare, through tickets
baggage checks, and further information re-
garding the running of trains apply 10 any
agent of the Pennsylvania Lines.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08

: Sn Gxb Grepe's Sdgemiible aa,i-
I1en MilfOrD unb GlenOr BEL Gincin=
noti erplooirte am /. Der N0mpffeHel
unD fanlen babel atpei Qlrbeiier i.ia' I
2ehen, lp6trfno aluei onnere i{bmvr per~
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08

: Das 2eben oes prinsen bon gBales
ioa, lpie man erfdbrt, fir 81 Millio=
men Dollars Deriidert fein. Cb er aid
10 piel tpertb III 2
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-08
SiioIi9 9ebeub.

au ben nit beaeitueten Stattnnen mtrh out St9'
mol ongebalten.
Mae 3iee tdglh, Sonutass orsaenpntnelt.
Genoneil amiblub noet ntan IN Wtartetta on ote y.
q g. g. 3d., 8. q .. 6. Gr 3. & 8. unb Ohio &tner
g,Ienbabn uno Sampibppte auf bem Sbio Slug, in
Cambridge on bic D. & 8. bitlid ullo meitltd in ytem
@pmerstopn ON Die g. 6. 6. q ct. Spnts Gtlenbabn
DSflid unb meitlid in Canal Sober NIT ber s, g. &
30 urtb G. g. g. nbrblid) uno bitlid, IN 0aaeg Sumo
tiou nit Der 3d. g. s. 6. unb oer 8aaep eilenbabn.
9. %. @agc, ). y. Saelnr,
6, -. & z. u. 9upt. Grams.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

sesses so weak and puny constitution
that several times during the last two
years his life has hung in the balance.
His bride, on the other hand is tall,
towering over her husband by foot
and half, well built, decidedly pleasing
of face, vivacious and lively in disposi-
ton. Since reaching mans estate the
prince has sought for and been refused
the hand of nearly every marriaseable
princess in Europe; while, on the other
hand, the princess has been compelled
by her parents and the influence of the
Russian court to put away from her the
attentions of many fascinating and
handsome courtiers who have gonH
a-wooing in her direction. The wedding
is a barter of beauty for cash. The
prince is as wealthy as he is ugly; the
princess as poor as she is handsome.
Her father, the harlequin ruler of
Montenegro, is a pauper, dependent
upon the bounty of the present car,
whose mother undertook the raising
and education of the princess. There
was a time when it was thought that q
match would be made between Princess
Helene and the cZar, and, in fact, it lei
generally understood that they once
plighted their troth in secret; but this
was before the emperor had seen
Princess AliX of Hesse, granddaughter
of Queen Victoria, and for whom, so
the story runs, he Tilted the fair daugh-
ter of Montenegro. However, he has
done the right thing by his former
sweetheart by giving her a dowery OF
nearly 100000 and a wedding present
of a diamond ornament purchased in
France at a cost of 100000.
There is, of course, political aspect
to the wedding, inasmuch as it brings
about resumption of the friendly re-
Iations existing in oIden times between
Italy and Montenegro. Now that this
rrincipality has furnished a future
queen to Italy, the Italians expect to re-
gain the connection and influence in the
principality which were broken off
three centuries ago.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

Washington He was born at Straflorl
VT, and that town has been, and is now,
his home. He got his early education in
the common schools and built upon
that foundation at an academy, but
never went to college. He began life
as merchant, but preferred agricul-
ture, to which he devoted some wears
lie was elected to the Thirty con
grrss and was returned five times as
representative. In 1867 he was made
senator to succeed Luke l.. Poland, n
union republican, and was reelected in
1872, 1873, 1854 and 1890. In 1850 Ser
ator Morrill, was made regent of the
Smithsonian institution and has held
that position ever since. Seldom has
any state so highly honored one of her
sons as Vermont has Mr.. Morrill,. For
30 years he has been senator. and if
he completes this new term he will
eclipse all former records for length of
service
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed con-
dtion Of the mucous lining of the
eustachian tube. When this tube gets
inhamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entire.
ly closed deafness is the result, and un.
less the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con.
dition, hearing will be destroyed for.
ever; nine cases out Of ten are caused by
catarrah, which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
EB Sold by druggists, 75c.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
Highest all in Leavenng Srength-Laes U. Report.
R3>!a!!! g! RS%asgz RRskiRg
ABSOLUTELY PURE
An Eggs asperated Editor.

Some time ago Editor Edwards. Of
the Staunton Qll) Times, printed d
cartoon in his journal in which some
young women of that locality were
satirized The three daughters of Mrs.
Shire, grown-up young women,
thought that they We're the ones repre-
sented, and resolved upon revenge. One
evening recently, as Editor Edwards
was pedaling homeward on his bicycle,
something white whizzed past him and
broke with soft crush beyond. An
other missile came and then he saw the
Shire sisters behind fence with Il b&s-
ketful of ammunition at their feet Ed
wards dsmounted and laid his bicycle
down carefully. lie then stood erect,
and as he did so one of the white mis-
sies took him in the ear. 1t was an egg,
and it had not been a fresh one fer Il
long time. The c ditor lcaped ove' he
fence and gave chase to the enemy.
After quite a run he captured one of the
attacking party. She was a woman,
and, therefore, he could not pummel
her as he would have done a man in like
circumstances. so he laid the young
lady across his knee and administered
the kind of punishment which parents
have long considered appropriate for
refractory children.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
THE ITALIAN WEDDING.


1t Pleases the Politicians, But the Bride
Is to BE PIticd.
The marriage of Princess Helene OF
Montenegro. daughter of Prince Mich
olas (or Nikita), of that princpality, to
Victor Emanuel, prince of Naples and
heir apparent to the throne of Italy, was
holemnized in Rome the other day. It
was semi-private affair, no invitations
having been issued to the European
courts. The civil marriage took place
in the ballroom of the quirinal, while
the religious ceremony was performed
after the ritual of the Church of Rome
Mt the Church of st. Mary of the Angels.
The religious wedding was attended by
considerable splendor.
OF all royal marriages Gf the last 20
years this one is literally the worst. The
prince is a dwarf, measuring scarce
four feet in his stockings, is ugly of
countenance, morose, and at times vi
olent of disposition, and withal pos
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
Better Than Natives" Says william NJ

From the Philadelphia Record.
Notwithstanding that Mr.. Mckinley
obtained his maiorities in the towns,
cities and states in which there is the
heaviest percentage of naturalized vot-
rrS, some of his partiSans are insisting
upon more vigorous restriction upon i'm
migration as one Of the fruits Of Repub-
lican success. Probably the Republican
leaders, in congress and out of it, will
think twice before they shall act on this
suggestion. Whatever the foreigners
may bring us of ignorance or incapacity
for the duties of citizenship, in SO far as
the question Of sound finances may go
they have proved themselves more
capable than the average native in ar
riving at correct conclusions. Instead
Of disciplining our foreign fellow-citi-
zons who have helped us out Of our
trouble, and making difficult the way of
future immigrants of proper character,
we should devote our energies to bring
ing up the average Of our own acquire
ments in one of the more essential
branches Of human knowledge in a
country where the people undertake to
govern themselves.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
RAILROAD TIMETABLES
HE DELAWARE, SUsQUEHANNA AMI
i SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.
Time table in effect December Is, 1895.

L II - DElA " 4Nhh, SlsNlOEHANNA AMI
i SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.
Time table in effect December Is. lso5
Trains leave Drfton for Jeddo. Eckley. Hazle
Brook, stockton, Beaver Meadow Road Roam
aud HazlctOn junction at 30 q 90 m. 4 Is u
m, daily except sunday; and 03 Il m, 2 rs D m,
Sunday. '
Trains leave DriftOn for Harwood, CRANBERRY
rUmhickeu and Deringer at 3 30 n IN, d m. daily
day.
Trains leave Drfton for Oneida Junction,
HarwoOd Road, humboldt Road, Oneida and
Sheppton ats ~ m, A l5 p m, daily except sun
day; and Uj II IN, IS m, Sunday
Trains leave Hazleton junction for Harwood
Cranberry, Tomhickcn and Dernger at 6 81 n
IN, daily except Sunday; and So u IN, ~ p IN,
Sunday. '
Trains leave Hazleton junction for Oneida
Junction, iarwoUd Road, Humboldt load
Oneida and Sheppton ut 8 -, II 10 a m, AS D m
daily except Sunday; and Z 81 u m, 3 OS b m
sunday. "
Trims leave Deringer for Tomhicken, Gran
berry, Harwood, HazletOn Junction Roam
Beaver Meadow Road Stockton, Halle Brook
bckley, JeddO and Drittun ut 2 23, 8 40 ID III
daily except Sunday; and 9 ~ a m, 3 " p m
sunday.
Trans leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt
Road, Harwood Road, Oneida Junction, Halle
ton junction and Roam ut IL a IN, Il 40, %
p IN, Sunday.
Trains leave sheppton for Beaver Meadow
Road, stockton, llazle Brook, EckIey, Jeddu
and % "A m, 3 A IN, Sunday.
Trains leave Huzloton junction for Beaver
Meadow Road, Stockton, Halle Brook, Eckey,
Jeddo and Drifton ut 3 OJ, 3 AZ, 6 26 p m, daily
except Sunday; and 10 Us III, IS IN, Sunday
All trains connect at llaZletOn junction viii
electric cars for HalletOn, Jeancsyille, Auden.
rled and other points on the Traction Com.
pany's line.
Trains leaving Drfton at 90 m, Hazletor
junction at ~ m, and Sheppton at II IN.
connect at Oneida junction with Lehgh Valley
trains east and west
Train leaving Drifton at 30 u m makes con.
west.
fof ine accommodation of passengers at way
stations between Huzleton Junction and Der.
niger, an extra tram will leave the former
point a. 81 p M, daily, except Sunday. arriy
ing ut DGringer at O6 p m
LUTHER c. SMITH Superintendent.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
FREELAND, NOVEMBER 10, 1896.


From the New York journal
There is observable among the Re-
publican leaders chastened disposition
to let sleeping tariff dogs lie. The coun-
try il being given assurances that only
such changes will be made as are ne
ccssary to produce revenue sufficient for
the Governments needs. In the far
West. where the tariff issue was worked
by silver Republicans to get votes
against silver. this retreat of the Me
Knleyities from McKinleyism will cause
ppointment, but the people as a
whole would like to believe that business
is to be given a rest from tariff uI-
certaintieS.
However, though it is manifcstly the
wish of the preSidcnt-elcct and his ad-
viSerS to avoid radical action, the trusts
that want more protection for the
increase of their power and profits will
have to be reckOncd with. The patri-
otc gentlemen who compose these
thieving confedcracies will demand all
the fruit that can be gathered from the
victory which they diSintcrestedly
fought to win for the national honor,
The instant the work of making changes
in the tariff is begun their agents will
be in Washington insisting on ''recogni-
ton The hope of the nation is that
election to the presidency may have
bred Il new sense of responsibility and
Of justice in the mind of Major Nc
kinlnr
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
N RE-ANN ENATION OF PART OF FOS.
! tor township TO Ercelnnd hnrnnrh.

| n REMUNERATION OF PART OF FOS
tcr township to Frceland borough.
The undersigned, an auditor, appointed by
the court of quarter sessions of LliZcrne coun
~, to ascertain the existing liabilities of Fos-
ter township, the school district of Foster
township, Freeland borough, and the school
district of Freeland borough, said county, so
far rs the same are affected 10y the anne Xution
OF 4 portion of Foster township to the borough
of Freeland by said court, as set forth i'm pro-
ccedings No. 6SS, September session, 1886, ana
TO ascertain the amount and valuation Of the
property passing from the township of Foster
10 the borough OF Frceland and the assessed
valuation of the property liable to taxation in
each district for township and school purposes.
and make report thereon, will attend to the
duties of his appointment ut the office of JOIN.
VI. Carr, Esq, ON Centre street, in the borough
OF Frccland, on saturday, December 10, 1896, ut
10 O'Clock II. III. All persons having claims
against said township, borough or school dis
tricts aforesaid, and all other persons interest
ed in said proceedings, are notified to be pres
ent aud make known and establish their
claim. G. F. Mcliugh, auditor.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
| EHlGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
u November 16, 1886.
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
LEAVE FREELAND.

LbAN IL FHEELAND.
ID, s % 1856 m, 40, 4 36 m, for Mau, h
Chunk, Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton Philu.
delphia and New York.
6Oj, S45 $50 a m, 40, 2 "a, IS, 9 Is. e5;
pm tor Drliton, Jeddo, Foundry, IL zle Brool
nd Lumber Yard
u 10 IN for Weutherly only.
20. IN Tor Mauch Chunk, Allentown, Re h
lehSm and Euston.
936 IL IN, 23i, 4 .6, 6 81 d m for Delano Ma
nancy CITY, Shenandoah, Ashland, Mt Curm.L
ShamokIn and Pottsville.
0a6 M ~, "a, 30, 81 III, for Stockton
2S, l05l, IL 81 m, 20 m, for Sandy Run,
White Haven, Wilkesbarre, Pttston, Scranton
and the west
SUNDAY TRAINS.
10 30 IN and / 3S pm for Jeddo, Foundry.
liHHlc Brook and Lumber Yard
S3S; 10 80 "a M for Sandy Run, White Haven
and Wllkesbane.
3s p M for Hazletou, Mauch Chunk. Allen.
town, Bethlchem, Easton, Ii ladelphia and
New York.
10 so m for Hnz'eton, Delano, Mahanoy
,ity, Shenandoah, Mt Carmel, Shamokin and
PottSville.
ARRIVE AT FREELAND.
30, Is, go, 10 81, II 81 Il M, IL 81, 20 20,
iO5, Os p M, from Lumber Yard, Foundry,
Jeddo and Drifton.
72o, go, 81, II 81 a m, L. S. 2 20, % p m,
from stockton and lIazleton.
v.i Is, ~ cit 10 81 m, s%Q 20 m flom Delano
mel, Shamokin and Pottsville.
y2O, lO5l II III, II 5S, q 06, p m, from Phila.
delphia, New York, Bethlehem, Allentown,
and Mauch Chunk.
0S IN from Weutherly only.
936 II M, : ~, d 81 pm, IRON Scranton, Wilkes
barre and White Haven.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
S3S, 10 50 a IN and L. s. p IN, from Hazletnn
StoC k6on, Lumher Yard, Halle Brook, FCun-
dry, .Ieddo and Drittor.
10 80 Il III, IL So III, from Philadelphia, NJ W
York, EcthIehtm Allentown, Mauch Chunk
and Weatherly.
10 50 m, from Poitsvillc, Shamokin, Mt.
Carmel Ashland, Shenandoah, Mananoy City
and Dclano.
10 so II M, from WIlkcsbaire, White Haven
and Sandy Run.
For further information inquire of Tickel
Agents.
CHAS. S. LEE, Gen'l Pass. Agent,
Phila., Pa
ROLLlN II. WILBUR, Gen. Supt East. Div.
\. w. NONNEMACHEH,A Asst G. =. A.,
South Bethlehem, Pa
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

The best-informed writer's on inter
national topics are coming to agree
ment upon the conclusion that the final
responsibility for the atrocities in Tur-
,.ey rests upon the so-called Christian
powers. 1t has long been evident that
the cause of humanity has nothing Is
hope for from the sultan's government
What has stood in the way of effective
interference is the selfish view taken by
governments that are great enough tc
Put such considerations aside in the in
terests of common humanity.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

The MeNicans have queer way of
burying the dead. The corpse is tight
Iy wrapped in ccntury-plant mating
and placed in coffin hired for about
shilling. One or two natives, as the
case may be, place the coffin on their
beads and go on trot to the grave,
where the body is inferred and the
coffin is then returned.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

Recently prominent lawyer arrived
in Washington for consultation re-
garding some patent cases. During the
conversation match to light a cigar
was lacking, and the Washingtonian re-
marked that piece of ice would do
Just as well. The lawyer laughed, and
was incredulous, and a wager was made.
The Washingtonian took piece of clear
ce about an inch thick from the water
ooler, whitfield it into the shape of i.
tisk, and with the palms of his hands
Melted its two sides convex, thus civ.
ag the form of double convex lens Oh
burning glass. With it he focused
he suns rays at the end of his cigar.
.1' Il lastly set it on fire. 1t so happened
lat the sun was shining, of course.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
A Conscientious Eepiy.

DOCS de folks dat Lbs cross de road
rum you keep chicliins?" asked Eras-
lus Pinkley's friend.
Well" was the response, after de-
liberation, "dey keeps some oh EN-"
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
Would Not Know Him,

Hc-Will you love me if give up all
my bad habits?
She (protesting)-But, George, how
could you expect me to love a perfect
.trnnpcr?-Iit-Bits.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19
HIS SIXTH ELECTION.
Vermont Again Sends Justin S. Morrill, to
the Senate,

'UTHOHt Again Scnds dustin 5. MOrriIl to
the Senate.
Senator Justin Smith Morrill,, who
has just been reelected senator from
Vermont, has spent most of his life in
Washington as congressman or senator.
lie is truly a senator, for Mr.. Merrill
will be 81 years of age on April IA next
Aged as he is his mind is still vigorous
and he is a statesman capable, in the
opinion of the people and the legisla-
lure of Vermont, of representing tina
state among the old and wise men at
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

"Uncle Theophilus, what is IA gross
absurdity?"
We'll, it is 40-year-old woman who
weighs 200 pounds and calls her father
and mother papa and mamma =
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

Miss miliyuns - lie called me his
doe"
Bclle-A little too previous, don't you
;hink2 He hasn't got your money yet,
Town Topics.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-11-19

1t is reported that there is a woman
in Milpitas, Cal, the victim of several
crushing sorrows, who has novel
cure for dependency, Indigestion, in
somnia and kindred ills. 1t is un-
patented. She determined one day to
throw off the gloom which was making
life burden in and about her, and es-
tablished a rule that she would laugh
three times a day whether occasion
presented or not She trained herself
to laugh heartily at the least provoca-
ton, and, without one, would retire TO
her room and make merry by herself.
Now she is in excellent health and
buoyant spirits, and her home has be-
come a sunny and delightful abode.
Husband, children, neighbors and
friends We're gradually infected with
mirth every day, and now all of them
ire healthy, happy and wise.