The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-03-04
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1t is said that the onion is a
great sleep inducer, and about equal
to q%uinine for malaris.
= Thirty-nine Of the Sc men who
signed the Declaration Of Indepen-
dence were college graduates.
= A man of the name of,Sign sin
jail in Iowa on the charge Of forgery.
Who says there's nothing in a name?
= Taking the whole land surface Of
the globe into consideration, there are
224 acres for each inhabitant on this
planet.
= The Bank of England has 1,160-
officials on its payroll, which amounts
to about 81, SOC, 900 a year, and 1000
clerks. If q clerk is late three times,
he receives a warning; the fourth
time he is discharged at once.
= The question has been raised as
to what the new woman would do in
case of war. Without yenturing into
details it may be safely said thatif
she should engage the attention Of the
enemy as much as she now does that
of her contemporaries he would not
have much time left for lighting
Philadelphia Ledger.
-Longfellow's advice to Mary
Anderson was: "See some good pic
ture-in nature if possible-cr on
canvas; hear a page Of the best music,
or read a good poem daily. You will
always find free half hour for oneo q
the other, and al the end Of the year
your mind will shine with such an ac-
emulation Of jewels as to astonish
even yourself"
Say, pop said Johnny Blimkins,
Charley Sawyer is going to elope with
sister Mary tonight. He's got q lad
der hid in the barn" "You don't
say sol Wait till go and tell your
mother, SOS she won't thinkit's bur-
glars and kick up a racket. an,
Johnny, you can hang around outside
and hold the ladder if Charley wants
ye to-"
- A working man was urged by his
employer to do some work on the
Sabbath day. The mar %courteously
but firmly declined to do it. Why
said the employer, edid not our Lord
himself say that; the Sabbath was
made for man 2 eyes," replied the
workingman, "you are right the Sabs
bath was made for man, and is there
fore, not to be taken from man..
All last winter MIR. Geo. "A. Mills
of Lebanon, Conn.,, was badly afflicted
with rheumatism. At times it was so
severe that he could not stand up
straight, but was drawn over on one
side. II tried different remedies
without receiving relief" he says,
'suntil about six months ago bought
a bottle of Cha1nberl,in's Pain Balm.
After using it for three days my rheu.
matism was gone and has not returned
since. For sale by Hill Bros.
= Miss Sawyer, who is poor, was
introduced at q lunch party to Miss
Taylor, who is rich, and was coldly
received. Miss Sawyer is bright and
knows her antecedents and Miss Tay-
lor's also. She was u%nabashed, and
spoke cheerily: IT AM so glad to meet
you. I've often wanted to. It's So
funny-my name is Sawyer andmy
grandfather was q tailor /; and your
name is Taylor and your Grandfather
was a sawyer. Mine used to make
clothes for yours, and yours usedts-
saw wood for NINE"
An exchange says that spiders
are met with in the forests Of Java,
whose webs are so ssrong that tire
quires q knife to cut through them.
A spider of enormous size, which has
taken up her residence in a cathedral
at Munich, regales herself with a large
supply of lampoil. A Texas spider
weaves a balloon 4 feet long, ands2S
feet wide, which she fastens to a tree
by a single thread, then marches on
board with her half dozen little ones,
cuts the thread, and away goes the
air-ship to some far distant point on
the prairie.
= Several weeks ago an eminent
Rochester clergyman took as the sub.
ject Of his sermon, 1.-THE Bicycle"
Upon her return home one Of his
feminine parishioners askedh her broth
er-in-law if he could guess what the
subject of the minister's sermon had
been. He made the admission from
behind his magazine that he could
not, and the lady said, "Why, he
spoke upon the bicycle" Sab, j.
see," said he, "the sermon on the
mount"
= Simon S. Hartman, Of T%unneltop,
West Va, has been subject to attacks.
of collie about one a year, and woul2
have to call a doctor and then suffer
for about twelve hours as much as
some do when theydie. He was taken
recently just the same as at other
times, and concluded to try Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoa
Remedy. He says: II took one dose
of it and it gave me relief in FIVE min
utes. That is more than any thing
else has ever done for me-" For sale
by Hill Bros.
= Several days ago a we'll dressed
young man arrived in the city of
Spartanburg and represented to the
colored people as being the agent Of
n of the largest life insurance COM
panies in the Union. The young fell
low was possessed of very oily tongue
and showed his company up in fine
shape and offered a remarkably low
rate of insurance. The money, he
said, was to be paid weekly and in.
case the insured was taken sick he
would receive S. per week as an In
demnity. His plan worked well and
he succeeded in collecting about 800
in premiums and skipped leaving the
policyholders Gin the soup"
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUNTY,
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he Ia the
seniar partner Of the firm Of FL. CHRsEY & co,
doing business In the City Of Toledo, County and