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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

The Darlington, Wis, Journal says edi-
torially of popular patent medicine:
eve know from experience that Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrh@a
Remedy is all that is claimed for it, as on
two occasions it stopped excrutiating
pains and possibly saved US from an I'M.
timely grave. We would not rest easy
over night without it in the house," This
remedy undoubtedly saves more pain and
suffering than any other medicine In the
world. Every family should keep it in
the house, for it is sure to be needed
sooner or later. For sale by all drug
gists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02
Though it isn't always pleasant
To reflect upon the things
That have happened to the peasant
Since he gave the shake to kings

Still, it's something to remember
That the choice Is all his own.
If the blunders in November
Then the blame is his alone.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Play, my brother Play for your life!
cried Elsie to jacob Weiss, as he stood
before the bureau of immigration at Ellis
Island Wednesday, Jacob took up his old
Tyrolean either and played such wild,
fervid melody that the commissioners sat
spellbound. Such music had never been
heard on Ellis island before.
Commissioner insolvency told Weiss
he could land, as he proved himself an
artist.
Jacob had been detained because he
had once been in an Austrian prison on
charge of stealing piece of meat.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Queen Elizabeth's maids of honor ate
three beefsteak each for breakfast.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

The minister, it was expected, would
spend the evening with the family, and
Mrs. Williams was most anxious that her
little boy should appear at his best.
Now, Willie, she said, DR.. Schultz will
ask you your name, and you most tell him
it is Willie. And he will ask you how old
you are, and then you must say, Five,
And he will want to know where bad
little boys 60, and you most tell him, they
60 to hell. Do you understand?
Not content with repetition once or
twice, Mrs. Williams drilled him again
and again in the answers.
DR.. Schultz came as ex pected, and, after
short conversation with the hostess,
lifted the child on his knee. ann said:
Well, my little fellow, can you tell me
your my namef
Imagine the surprise of the reverend
Doctor, when, like flash, came the an
swer:
Willie. Five years old. Go to hell!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02
suNBEAMs.

What do you mean by paritys
Oh! it means that one kind of dollar is
Just as hard to get as the other.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve is an an
tiseptic, soothing and healing application
for burns, scalds, cuts, bruises, etc, and
cures piles like magic. 1t instantly stops
pain. Fischer & Cos. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Every once in while We are reminded
in most vivid manner Of the maxims W
learned in early youth, said the man with
GROSS Of court plaster over his cheek.
bone.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,, writes:
"From personal experience can recon-
merd De Wits Sarsaparilla, cure for
impure blood and general debility"
Else her & Cos. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Mechanicsville, st. Mary County, Md
sold bottle of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm to man who had been suffering
with rheumatism for several years. It
made him a we'll man. A. J. MoGILL.
For sale at 80 cents per bottle by all
druQrists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Speed and safety are the watch words
of the age. One Minute Cough Cure acts
speedy, safely and never fails. Asthma,
bronchitis, coughs and colds are cured by
| il. Fischer's & Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02
This Is Your Opportunity.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
a generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits Of the remedy.
Ely RROTHFTS
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

Watts-But if Bryan has no idea that
he can be elected, what is he chasing
around all over the countryi Why doesn't
he stay at homer
Potts-I guess Mr.. Bryan wants to save
the grass in the front yard.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02
If Troubled with Rheumatism Read
This.

This.
Annapolis, Nd, April 16, 1891 have
used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheu.
matism and found it to be all that il
claimed for it. believe it to be the best
preparation for rheumatism and deep
seated muscular pains on the market and
cheerfullY recommend 1t to the public
JOHN G. BRooKs, dealer in boots, shoes,
etc.. No. Is Main st.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02
Before you buy
your ticket

to Omaha, Chicago, Kansas
City or st. Louis, ask the
ticket.agent about our service
to those and all other eastern
cities.
Ask him if it is not better
than that of other lines-lf it
is not faster-if the Burling-
ton has not the best cars-the
best track-the. best engines
of any railroad from Colorado
to the East.
BY, General Agent, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02

GEO. W. KNAEBEL,
Attorney for said plaintiff.
Office and postofiice address, Santa Fe,
N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-02
Your Loca! Ticket Agent

Will tell you that when you are going e
there is no road better adapted to your wa
than the
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
Womanly.

In woman, delicacy is her point of
honor; it is alike her defense and her
browning charm. Gentleness, mod
esty and true taste are the triple
graces of woman; and these, even
without the attractions of external
beauty, possess a talismanic power
that none can Saunders.
Woman is not merely "the lesser
man." She is, psychologically at
least, a distince being. She has not
the same feelings, nor is she actu-
ated by the same impulses. She has
few of mans staider qualities, but
she has far more brightness and Wv
acity. She is less reliant and reliable,
but she is more loving, and, perhaps,
more lovable than man.-Sidney
Yorke.
Would you desire at this day to
read our noble language in it's native
beauty, picturesque from idiomatic
propriety, racy in it's phraseology,
delicate yet sinewy in it's compost,
tion, steal the mail bags and break
open the letters in female handwrit-
ing.-De Quincy.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09

pink and white frosting, and orna-
ment with holly leaves.
Christmas Tea-Cakes Gan English
recipe).-Put three fourths of
pound of honey and three onces of
butter together over the fire to melt
gently; mix we'll, add pound of
flour, three ounces of almond paste,
the grated rind of half lemon, and
a little grated nutmeg; flavor with
teaspoonful of extract of vanilla. Dis
solve in tablespoonful of hot water
half a teaspoonful of soda, and stir
in, with the beaten whites of two
eggs; cover this dough, and set in a
cool place over night. When ready
to bake, add a little more flour, roll
thin, cut into fancy shapes, and bake
in a moderate oven until crisp. Dec
crate with tiny strips of candied or
ange peel, and dust with pink sugar.
French Gingercake.-Beat four
eggs, to which add half a pound of
sugar, teasponful each of ground
ginger and cloves, a pinch of salt,
pound of sifted -four, two ounces of
finely chopped almonds and citron
each, with a pinch of soda dissolved
in warm sweet milk; mix we'll, turn
into a creased square pan, and bake
in a quick oven. While hot, mark off
in narrow strips; Let cool, break
apart, and dust with sugar.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
Ohristman Preparations.

When making your list of Christ
mas needle-work, don't forget some
useful covers for stands or small ia
bles; here are three of serviceable fab
wash like white CLOTH as the saying
RIGS, and of easy construction; they
goes.
The first is made of a square of fine
unbleached crash; make a narrow
hem-stitch, then edge with antique
(patterns) lace, made from two balls
shoe-maker's threat. This is an ac-
ceptable gift for one who has the
''linen craze" The second is more
elaborate, being of sage green art
linen, hemmed by machine then trim
med about the edges with two rows
of chocheted rings, covered with Vic
toria knitting silk the color of linen.
Two shades of light pink satin
ribbon run through the rings, and
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
Christmas Cakes.

Christmas Fruit-cake ian old Vir-
ginia recipe).-Take two pounds of
dried and sifted flour, two pounds of
butter, a pound of sugar, an ounce of
ground mace, three grated nutmegs,
half pound of blanched almonds,
chopped fine, a pound each of dried
currants, stoned raisins and sliced
citron. Break fifteen eggs, separate
the yolks and whites. Cream the but
ter and sugar together, add alter
nately the -four, yolks of eggs and
the frothed whites; beat well, mix in
the spices, with a small teacupful of
molasses and the fruit we'll Toured:
turn the batter into a Well-greased
mold, and set in a moderate oven to
bake for three hours; when it be-
comes cold, ornament it with white
icing and bonbons.
Holiday Cake.-Beat ten eggs to-
gether. Cream a pound of butter and
q pound of sugar, add the eggs, a
pound of sifted -four, one grated nut
meg, half a teaspoonful each of all
spice, cinnamon and mace; beat all
together vigorously for ten minutes;
add pound of sliced citron, one
grated cocoanut, half a pound of
chopped figs, with the Juice and graf
ed rind of one lemon, stir we'll, and
turn into large, well-greased cake
pan; set in moderate oven to bake
for two and one-half hours. Ice with
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
Empty Egg Baskets.

ut is Just too bad" exclaimed a
housekeeper to her town acquaint-
ance recently, "that / haven't an egg
on the place, and my hens positively
of tempting foods I give them, and
am so rarely without an egg that
am lost when / have none in my
baskets" The town friend then pro-
ceeded to give a number of her re-
cipes in which no eggs were used as
she had, through non-use of eggs, be-
come we'll versed in the no-egg living.
She told her how to make:
Gingercake-One scant teacupful of
butter, two cupfuls of molasses, one
cupful of boiling water, one table
spoonful of soda, one teaspoonful of
ginger. Beat the molasses and short
ening we'll together, add the ginger,
pour in the cupful of boiling water,
and thicken with three cupfuls of
flour with which the soda has been
sifted. This will make two loaves,
and should be baked in moderate
oven.
Raisin Cake-One and one half cup
fuls of sugar, one half cupful of but
ter, one cupful of sour milk, three
cupfuls of sifted -four, one teaspoon
full of soda, one half teaspoonful of
cloves, one large cupful of raisins.
Cream the butter and sugar togeth-
er, add the spices and sour milk, and
the flour, with the soda sifted with
it, lastly add the raisins, after chop
ping and flour them well.
Pumpkin Pies.-First be sure to
cook the pumpkin until the juice is
all dried out of it, stirring carefully
to prevent scorching; sift it, and thin
to the desired consistency with rich
milk, sweeten and faver to taste,
then add one cracker rolled fine or
one teaspoonful of corn-starch for
each pie.
Icing Without Eggs-Take an egg
glassful of sweet cream, flavor with
lemon or any favoring desired, and
then stir in the powdered sugar until
it is of the right consistency to
spread smoothly.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
A HELPFUL CORNER.

1t is encouraging to notice the vast
amount of interest mothers are devel-
oping in the kindergarten movements
but a hint may be dropped into the
ear of some of our mothers who are
little neglectful of others (the hus-
band) while on the quivive of the
advancement of the little ones. Pro-
cure you standard work of some
author in this work and develop into
a teacher yourself, for therein lies
the success of your work.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09

It is not the attendance at the
weekly meeting of mothers that is
going to do the work successfully.
It is the actual work of your own
brain and hands in the home. Much,
yes very much more depends upon
you than the teacher. 1t has been
said by a teacher of little ones that
for the little ones good it would
sometimes be better if the mother
had never trained the child at all.
Think of that!
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09

So mothers must advance. They
must keep themselves in touch with
the children and be their companions
in study as well as play. Leave off
your endless sewing and grow into
favor with the children.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09

them with strong suds, instead of
rubbing them upon the board.
The third is in Japanese style; be-
ing made of thick black cloth; almost
every housekeeper can find a square
of sufficient size among the piece
bags.
Button hole the edges in deep seal
lops with bright scarlet Asiatic-Cas-
plan floss.
With, the aid of a tea cup draw
out round fans in each corner, a
cluster of two or three; outline them,
also handles, spokes or ribs, etc.,
with bright silks, choosing the colors
so much seen in Japanese fans. Use
fine gold thread to brighten the effect
making it just as oriental as possible
This will be very serviceable for use
in sitting room and will not show
soil.
Press upon the wrong side after it
is Numbered.
Do you know how far one-half yard
of linen will go? 1t will make a CEN
terpiece 18X1S inches, and four
small doilies 9x9 inches; if the cen
terpiece be round, there will be in
addition to these, four tiny doilies for
tumblers, butter plates or cushion
covers, for the bits of corners left
after cutting out the circle are just
large enough for these last. The lin
en- costs so cents, dozen skeins of
Asiatic flo floss, another half dollar,
woman does this pretty work at odd
times, and the 'pick-up' minutes
work count up and almost before we
know it we have our dainty linen to
decorate the table.
My time is pretty we'll occupied,
yet [ manage to embroider quite a
number of doilies, ETC., during the
season.
When a neighbor runs in with her
work for a little while and 1 dislike to
bring out my weeks stockings or
small sons trousers to mend, [ pick
up my linen, and soon flower bios
SONS; in the evening when someone
is reading aloud / outline the stems
or buttonhole the edges which is not
as trying to my eyes as the solid
work, therefore safe for lamp-light.
[ keep my work upon the center ia
BILE, in a pretty basket that does not
suggest litter, but is really ornamen-
tai.
My last piece was finished a few
days ago, and is now awaiting to be
Numbered, so | have planned for the
next which is to be my ''hard-times"
doilies, and will probably occupy my
odds and ends of time until spring.
The centerpiece will be decorated
with sprays of pink honeysuckle, two
of the doilies, with the same and the
others with sweet briar and maiden
hair fern. Four shades of pink and
three of green will be used.
The edges will all be scalloped with
white Asiatic caspian, two skeins be-
ing sufficient.
The four small doilies left from the
centerpiece will have a few butter
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
10 DISEASE has ever presented sol MANY
ANGb2

TAI 10 DISEASE mas ever presented so many
pecuiiarties as LaGrippe. No disease
leaves lis victims SO dcbiIitated, useless,
sieepless. nerveless. as LaGriDpe.
Mr.. u. ". Hilton, state agent OF the Nut
ual Lie Insurance Co., OF kentucky, says:
''fn 1859 and 80 ] had two severe attacks
OF LaGrippe the last one attacking my ner-
vous system with such severity that my ife
was despai7ed o. l had not slept for more
than two months except by the use OF mar
cotiCs that stppefed me, but gave me no
rest. was only conscious Of intense mental
weakness, agonizing bodily pain and the
fact that was hourly growing weaker.
When in this condition, commenced using
DR.. Niles Restorative Nervine. In two days
began to improve and in one months time
Twas cured, much to he surprise OF all who
knew OF my condition. l have been in ex-
cellent health since and have recommended
your remedies to many of my friends
Louisville, jan %, 1895. D. W. HILTON
DR.. Niles NerViRe Restores Health.
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The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT.

Address all communications to Household
Department, AGRICULTURIsT DeLand. Fla.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1896-12-09
NOTICE.

WANT every man and woman in the United
States interested in the Opium and Whisky
habits to have one of my books on these dis
eases. Address B. M. Woolley, Atlanta, Ca.
Eox 1872, and one will be sent you free
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-08

was that they arc not legal tender, Mr..
Atkinson said then why Ii II that IN
Mexico, one " Our silver dollars viii
buy two OF theirs?
He said 1T was not generally known
by tpe Popocratai that thQre now. lies
rustihg In tho vaults Of the treasury
department. %, 900, 900 coined silver dol
lars that arc not represented by silver
certiicateS II there n not enough mo.
ncy In htOJuntry, why IL there no cali
for that which Is stored awny2 Thc
Democratic platform says that they
want prices TO 20 up, they arG too low.
Four years ago they said prices were
too high and they wanted to got them
down. They say free silver Will make
y prices higher, and some fools believe
them and are going TO vote the Demo-
cratic ticket for that reason.
They also say free coinage Will make
silver increase In value, The govern
ment OF tho United States, through the
Sherman purchasing net, purchased
$500 900 ounces Of silver per month or
seventy per cent OF all TINT was pro-
duced In this country, In the belief that
silver would 80 NJ In value, but In
stead OF that Il went down and no
Popocrnt q deny It.
There Is not n free silver country In
the world that has silver on n parity
with gold, and not one OF them but
has a single silver standard, and still
they claim 10 be In favor OF blmetal-
lism. ~
AR. Atkinson continued to speak at
length on the tariff and his discussion
was listened to throughout with un-
divided attention by all present. He
closed his address amid the hearty
cheers OF the crowd.
When the meeting was over the Ell
kins Cadets and the Atkinson club cs-
corted the speaker back to the city and
d~isbanded at the McLurC House.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-08

departments for all public dies" And
That makes thcse6 dollars worth ono
hundred ccntS, In gold.
Under the Bland.Alllson act,
OF 1873, this country coined
40, 100000 silver dollars In twelve
years. IN 1870 tho Sherman act was
passed, directing the government to.
purchase 100000 ounces 0fSsilvchenrii
month. Just think OF It, the govern
n,ent was forced tn purchase Ia tons
OF silver each month, In order to keep
up thu price OF silver. Tut the price
continued to fail. For fifteen ycnrs,
from 1878 to iS9a, when the Sherman
law was repealed, this government
purchased seventy per cent OF the Rll-
rcr output Of tho United States. Yet
tho price went down to slXty-threc
cents an ounce. FOR the reason that the
government purchase only stimulated
tho output, not only In this country,
but III producing countries rs well.
We have about L9,0Q0,OOO silver dollars
In circulntlOn-whilN. we have In tho
tr~ensuryvUults In Washington. 33i, 959,-
900 coined silver dollars. vcry few
can appreciate what n million means;
u million silver dollars weigh thirty
nine tons,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-08
MARTINS FERRY.
iiHps aud Misl,np. ia the Thriving city
Across tlr River.

SCfOSs INV itiNcr.
d, II. Twccdy, OF Dlllonvale. Is In
town,
James Greer will return to Mncomb,
ILL.,, this week.
Mrs, Nancy Eddy, OF CcntcrvIcw, Is
visiting DR.. and Mrs. Daniel Cox.
Mills Nos, /. =, .. 10. II, T. and 70 at
the Actna.Standard resumed ycstcr-
day.
Mrs, George KrIm and daughter, re-
turned yesterday, from u two weeks
visit ut Flushing.
Mfs, Jacob ltOs"nthal spent Sunday
with her husband In MoundsvIllc. They
returned yesterday.
Rev. william Lewis returns TO Ed
mOnd, Pa. to-day, after II short, but
pleasant visit with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. james Dean, OF Brain
ern, Mimi, are spending Il few days
with $. +. Dean md wife and mother,
OF North Fourth street, They will also
visit frIcnds near C0lcraln.
ltcv.W. II. OehlschlaCScr. OF the Eng
llsh Lutheran church. left yesterday.
for Columbus, Ohio. for Il two weeks
stay. He goes from thrr to Minerva,
Pa. to visit his parents, having been
away from home for two years.
The funeral OF Henry Merklc, who
died ncur Lnurclton on Saturday, took
place yesterday. and wns largely at
tended. The intcrment was nj Mt.
Pleasant. Rev. Paul Hummer, Of Mar
tins Ferry, onlciated. \ number OF
Martins Ferry people attended the fu-
neral.
The funeral Of Mrs. Anna Elizabeth
Moore. wife Of Captain Thomas Moore,
who died at Tiltunville. on Saturday.
will take place to-day. The services
Will be held Mt the family residence at
IL o'clock and the iuterment Will he at
Mt. Wood. The remains will be brought
down 10 ~Drilceport on the l:30 train
on the Cleveland 4 Pittsburgh rail-
road.
Last night the regular monthly meet
ing OF the Young Peoples Society OF
Christian Endeavor was held In the
lecture room of the Presbyterian
church. The nominating committee
was appointed. and arrangements for i
rally meeting were made. The social,
Hover. lookout. and music commit
tees will meet inter prayer msetins
Wednesday, evening.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-08

Among the testimonials received this
year by the proprletors Of the greatest
OF all remedies. Patic's celery compound.
are found many. as usual, from families
Of national reputation.
One OF these Is the following sincere
statement that bears the signature OF
Agnes b. Quay. the wife Of the Hon.
Matthew S. Quay, United States senator.
whom Pennsylvania so urgently named
for the presidency ut St. Louis:
WASHINGTON, May Ii, 1896.
"Messrs. Wells Il Richardson, Burling-
ton. VT.
DEAR SIRS:-My daughter and I
have been using your Pdine's Celery
Compound this spring with beneficial re-
suits.
Those in mn over-fntiSucd condition
will find II n gentle Stimulant, and IN
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-08

GREENSBORO-River 6 feet S inches
and stationary. Fair and pleasant.
OIL ClTY-River I inches and rising.
Cloudy and pleasant.
WARREN-Rlver lilo OF n foot. Clear
and cool.
MORGANTOWN-Rlver 6 feet 10 in
chcs. Fair and cool.
PlTTSBUltGH-R!ver % feet and
stationary at tho dam. Clear aud cool.
STEUBEEN1LLE-Rivcr l foot 10 in
ches and stationary. Clear and warm.
PARK ERSBURG-Rivrr , feet ! inch
and stationary. Cool. Down-Valley
Belle. Little Kanawha falling