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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS IDA BUBoRD Of Beaumont, to
whose personal charms the Photographic
camera does but imperfect justice, Is Mt
tingly representative of South Texas lovli-
ness, the section whore she was born and
reared. She is beauty Of the blonde type,
with large expressive eyes, perfect Feat
ures. clear complexion. accomplished anI
blessed with disposition that is as sweet
as her face is pretty. She is SIM III he'
teens. is not a society girl in the worldly
meaning Of the term, her time being large
IL devoted TO church and charitable WORKS
and the cultivation OF her mind.
MISS ELLA MCFARLAND OF Richmond
;s most charming young lady poth IN
nerson and manner. She is quite popuia,
with very extensive circle OF frlends aho
admirers. She is the daughter OF MI. anu
Mrs /. McFarlane. Her father wen.
through the late war, where he mace a
dne record rs a member OF tile ianiouS
Terry Rangers.
MISS WINFRED PARKER, Bryan;--Mis,,
Parker is young lady OF rare inte'iecau uad
altajnmepts and beauty. she was r1 ,a 20
in Bryan and is loved by large circle Oh
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

friends for her purity Of character and kind
and gentle disposition. Miss Parker's
father is n wealthy Brazos bottom planter.
and their home in Bryan is perfect pal
ace of beauty.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS IANTHE MADISON LEWIS second
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. j. NJ Lewis IL
of an old Virginia family is charming in
appearance and OF au amiable disposition.
She graduated at the Willis college with
high honors, and Is an accomplished teach
or, having taught in several schools in the
State.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS IHA COLLIER. the youngest
of the prcttlGst Of Vctorla'a many pretty
bellies, very fair complexion. light brown
hair. pretty blue eyes. regular features.
medium height. and a plump and fraccful
figure. she was born In Victoria and has
always been a favoritc in society.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS DELpHlNE BYRNES Ia a petite
brunette Of Hugenot extraction. She was
born IN Mobile, Ala. but has spent the
larger part Of her 10 summers In the Lone
Star State, She is the accomplished daugh-
ter Of Captain j. NJ. Byrnes Of LaGrange.
deyout member Of the Catholic church,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

and added to her great piety she possesses
II loveliness OF character enjoyed by few
OF her sex She is welcome guest at every
social gathering. Possessing rare gifts of
mind and doubl. portion Of personal
charms she enjoys the love and esteem OF
all
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS NELLIE KEMPER stands today
among the foremost young ladies' Of
Hempstcad. Born and reared In this city,
she has forged to the front by her own 81
forts. Eminent in figure face and train
ing, supported by a musical education and
superb soprano voice she is the idol OF
her friends, and always a modest IDOL.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13
MISS MAMIE wIL1IAMs--one of IN

MISS MAMIE wILLIAMS--One Of the
most popular young ladies' OF Giddings Is
Miss Mamie Williams. who is attractive
not for her beauty alone, but for her in
dividuaity as we'll. A native OF Fayetto
county, whore she spent her early child
hood. she has spent the greater part Of
her life in Giddings where she is admired
by a large circle Of friends aud acquain-
tauces. SO popular is she In society circles
that no social event would be complete In
her absence
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS BERTHA BECKER is the charming
and accomplished daughter of Or. L. Beck
er, a prominent physician OF Brennan,
Texas, where she was born nineteen years
ago She graduated in the class OF 1885,
In the Brennan high school and has since
attended Hamilton college. Lexington, Ky.
is an accomplished musician and since her
return has been favorite in the society
circles of Brennan.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1896-12-13

MISS NJ. JESSIE CAKES. Columbus
Miss Cakes is an accomplished vocalist. is
proficient in oil painting is promoter OF
the Nineteenth Century club, literary or
ganlzation of the city. is a graduate Of
Glendale seminary of Ohio She is the
daughter of the late Captain r. }. oakes
of Company A. Green's brigade. Her
presence is urged at each reunion OF the
brigade
MISS LOULA TEXAS HORTON, Wharton
Wharton, the Forest City, presents The
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
.oood fellowship. The next meeting VIII
be held in Bethel during April.
The Vermont Schiatter in Randolph.

The Vermont Schlatter In Randolph.
Bradley Newell, the celebrated black
smith OF Jacksonville, who has been per.
forming miracles in the southern part OF
The state. was invited about two weeks
ago to come to Randolph and slay his
paddles" on few OF the chronic invalids
ii this place. Unable to linda new pat
emit medicine to sample, they are natur.
ally anxious to try something, II It isn't
anything to take.
vItation. likewise the money sent to pay
his fare; but great many horses needed
shoeing in Jacksonville andthe great rush
Of business at the blacksmith shop pre-
vented his immediate arrival in town.
RolIin Childs, correspondent OF the
ARGUS, who is evidently firm believer IN
signs and wonders, tells how this Newer
was welcomed in Brattleboro BY the deal,
the halt and the blind, and cites these
truly remarkable cures
Gan Oak street resident who hasn't
heard heavy thunder in years now has
sense Of hearing so acute that he heard
the Majestic would sail for Queenstown
five days before she left New York. To-
cal lawyer, as deaf as an umbrella for
wears, now affirms that he can hear
watch tick sixty feet away and would
promptly discover burglar who invaded
his home on snow shoes to carry out heavy
furniture In open daylight. A Dummer-
ston lad with hitch in his speech is
growing new palate, while Canal street
woman has recovered the daguerreotype
OF her first husband, which had been mis-
laid for thirty seven years.
A High street man, almost stone deaf
for thirty-o one years, is growing two drums
(pass and snare) in his right ear, and the
old lady is preparing to move out. Even
more marvellous Is the growth OF fur on
an old beaver hat that went through the
Chicago and Boston fires. A social sore
running eighteen years has fully healed.
Although many OF the cases were chron-
ic deafness, a local marketman didn't take
the treatment; but over three hundred
fine hams were cured at his market dur
ing the healer's stay in town. Some OF
the inmates of the Child's hospital haven't
been able to chew gum for years because
OF inverted jaws, but the released bones OF
the mouth now run like an up-and-down
sawmill with the gate fully hoisted.
rotund man, who had snored lath and
plaster off from four rooms and driven his
distracted neighbors into another school
district, was so atomized by the treat
ment that IL takes vibrator, two stetho-
scopes, two bottles OF ammonia and a
palm leaf fan to detect the faintest breath
ing five minutes after he retires.o
II the healer, by laying his hands on the
different sections OF this town, can restore
a harmonious feeling between the various
hamlets so that concerted action in March
meeting will be something more substan-
tial than a Utopian dream, no one will
deny his power to cast out evil spirits.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
WANTED. FOR SALE, ETC.

New lot Of sleighs for sale. J. L. MOSES.
For SALE farm Of A. F. Hodges,
IS acres. tt @. w. HODGES.
FoR SALE CHEAP: One billiard table
and one pool table. J. +. LAMsoN.
For SALE: A two-horse traverse sled
and one horse team sled and q sleigh.
J. F. LAMsON.
For SALE OR TO RENT Seven room
house on Dudley street. Good garden and
village water. tt @. E. MCCRILLIs.
BARaAIN. One Glenwood heater, No.
10, for sale. Cost $25 last season. Will
sell it for $18. Can be seen at store.
WIN. H. KINNEY.
FOR SALE.-Seed potatoes Early For
tune, the finest table potatoes, raised
from seed bought from Fairview Seed
Farm, N. Y. tt VIM, Bass.
Poland China boar for service, known
as Riford boar. Terms, a to warrant.
am running the slaughter house and am
prepared to pay cash for hides.
cow SETH H. KING.
TENEMENT TO RENT Apartments in
the house formerly occupied by Dr.Asahel
Kendrick on Pleasant street, Randolph,
rented on reasonable terms after April LIST,
1895. Inquire OF
REV. E. E. HERRIcK, Milton, vt.
At the Randolph Bakery, 81 Pleasant
street, you can buy for cash 3 loaves OF
bread for &c., 2 for 18c. No change in
weight or quality. Q pies for 25c.; 2 qts.of
beans for &c.; doughnuts, 1Oc. per dozen.
H. Il. SHARPE.
A CARD: We wish to express our heart
felt thanks for the many favors shown us
during our sickness. Especially do we
thank each friend who so kindly helped
in the generous donation OF last Thurs
day. REV. AND MRS. F. K. GRAVES.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
Death Of Melvin Church, senior.

Melvin Church, senior, who went South
last October TO spend the winter in Dab
lonega, Ga, with his sister, Mrs. Hall, was
taken very sick about three weeks ago and
his sons, Melvin, junior, and F. /. Church
were telegraphed to come Immediately, as
their father was extremely anxious to re-
turn home.
The two sons started Sunday night and
met their fathers body at Jersey City.
The remains reached here Tuesday after
noon, and the funeral will be,held at the
Center tomorrow afternoon. SlL
The deceased, who was eighty years .of
age, was long time resident OF this town,
where he was universally known and re-
spected for his uprightness Of character.
Besides the two sons mentioned, he left
three daughters Mrs. r. w. Walbridge
of Brookfield, Mrs. A. l.. Morse of Ran
dolph Center and Miss Lucy Church, with
whom he made his home.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20

Won't Eat, Rot Nor Ruin
Clothes two pounds freeif you don't likeit
Harmless soap.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
Good Templars' Convention.

The Victory Good Templars' Union,
comprising the lodges in Randolph, North
Randolph, Braintree and Bethel, held its
first session in the Grange hall Tuesday
There were over fifty at the dinner and
about seventy-five were present at the af-
ternoon meeting. The address of welcome
was given by Mr.. A. A. Smith, and the
response was made by G. III. Glidden OF
Braintree.
At the public exercises in the afternoon
very excellent music was furnished by
Miss Anna Farnsworth OF Braintree, Mrs.
w. A. Scott OF this place and quartette
from the Bethel lodge. There were reci-
tations by Mr.. Cook OF Bethel and Miss
Jennie Williams OF Randolph, select
reading by Mrs. Will Perham OF Brain
tree and paper on Temperance by Miss
Josie Farrar Of North Randolph. A poem,
written by j. d. Styles OF Weymouth,
Mass, for the first session OF the old Or
ange county union, was read by Mrs. S.
N. Gould.
A large audience filled the hall in the
evening, and the exercises opened with a
solo by Miss Jessie Chadwick OF Bethel.
Prayer was offered by Rev. Seward Rob
son, and a very pretty duet was sung by
Miss Minnie Carpenter and Mr.. Clarence
button. Two little Juvenile Templars,
Louis Williams and Ruby Miller, delighted
every one with Rotations, and Mr.. Fred
Grain favored the audience with a solo
that was heartily encored.
The speaker OF the evening, Rev. Mr..
Robson, was then introduced and deliv-
cred thoughtful and eloquent address,
enlivened with amusing anecdotes and
apt illustrations. He considered the
liquor question as i concerns the drunk
ard, the drunkards family and the COM
munity at large. The drunkard he held
responsible for his own miserable condi-
ton; for an acquaintance with his kind
should have been sufficient to deter him
from starting on the downward path. He
rightly denounced the infamous practice
OF selling brandy drops to school children.
who are almost certain to acquire the de-
PRAYED appetite in that way. The effort
to doctor the liquor question by high IL
cence seemed to him very much like sprink.
ling disinfectants on a skunk, and likely
TO work quite as much of transforma-
tion. Above the tariff or currency. In the
coming campaign, should stand the ques-
ton OF American honor, upheld by tenn
perance men in the White House, in Con-
gress and In the state legislatures. With
clear brains and steady nerves to tackle
them, puzzling questions might be more
easily settled. Abraham Lincoln said
that this country could never stand half
slave and half free, and it certainly can
not stand, very steadily at least, half drunk
and half sober.
The speaker was frequently interrupted
by applause, and at the close OF his address
was rendered vote Of thanks.
A tier recitation. given in Miss Ethe-
!ynd Gould's pleasing manner, the clos
ing ode was sung and the audience dis |
missed with benediction.
This session Of the union was character
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
RandoIph Center.

The snow roller was used Wednesday OF
last week for the first time this winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Burt OF Philadel-
phia, former residents, are visiting friends
in town.
Mrs. Julia Tower, accompanied by her
granddaughter, has gone to Boston to Wis
it her daughter.
The stewards OF the Methodist church
have requested the return OF the present
pastor for third year.
Mrs. E. A. Holden started Saturday for
an extended trip, which includes among
other places Waterbury, Conn. and Brook
lyn, N. Y.
Mrs. Hayden fell part way down the
stairs at Madame Pember's last Thursday
and severely injured one knee. II was a
narrow escape from broken bones.
The patrons OF the Adams creamery met
one OF the proprietors thereof last week
Wednesday tc make new adjustment OF
things. Several minor difficulties were
settled and arrangements made that will
lower the expense to the farmers and ma
terially increase their profits.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
Miss Fannie Draper is victim Of the

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,,,, ~ rro $3.50 -
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=. sa..ia - 2
now soou0
Mrs. Mary Drury 70 convalesclng unuei
the care OF 1T. "A. " naHev.
w. F. Barnes has been IN Boston tnls
week, seeking business opening.
! Leon Drew has secured employment on
one Of the street car lines inIBoston. it
! nv. w r. Tippetts win give an ifluss
trated lecture in the Grange hall February
18th, on Hawaii.
Roth Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Putnam have
basn verv sick with the mumns but are at
nresent convalescent.
M 49,. A-v;,iorr \, ~ Jobn,s
me wo Won LIZ 1n;th Xr - NJ = Scott
cnuIcn WI nn s. WIZ ~ .,or,' =. -
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Arlshfeemss st 90 ,,r;.nss pe III Contest
secono Isinu.esv r III ;,,,a IL
70 pc neiu III unis siiase
March
Miss Hattie Bass has moved her Dress,
making establishment from the Dubols q
Gay block to an elegant suite OF rooms III
the Edison block.
The sociable Tor the christian Endeavor
society Of the Christian church, when
was appointed 1or tomorrow evening, mas
been postponed TWO weeks
RE-. Tilson, lately OF the firm OF Nor
ton & Tilson, has bought the Red Lion
Inn meat market OF w. e. Williams, who
will remain with Mr.. Tilson, for the pres
emit. as meat cutter.
viii RYDER 10 somewhat disabled nv a
hrnah rat has gatherad undar his jeft
ar,r, coms;ng cnnsiderahle main in that
IT,, 10 Las t,oo,, ~tiJ;rad - Give
-, rorL for few DAYS IN that account.
~ W. - ~, ~ - y
I. Y; Ilison, VINO, q o COUPE q weeks wy,
was placed unueI sNV po1us Ior Wiz
peatlng, mas since disappeared 10 parus un
known. no searcning parties nave ye'
peen organlzeu 70 uiscoyer ms MneLe
apouts, ana tne parls 70 whlcn ne nas p -
taken himseil VIII propapiy De allowed W
remain unknown as long as possible
Two OF the Goodrich boys, who have the
diphtheria, are improving; but in the case
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
Tine Rebekahs Entertain.

A pleasant social event was the party
given by the ladies of the Rebekah lodge
in the Edison hall Tuesday night.
The guests were eighty in number, and
delightful evening was passed in games
and other social diversions.
Refreshments OF cake and coffee were
served, and the Rebekahs were unani-
mously voted by those present to be most
successful entertainers }a
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
Bucklen's Arnica salye,

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores
letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and
all skin eruptions and positively cures piles, or
no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give per.
25c. per box. For sale by Drew 8 Leonard.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20

Mrs. Peavey is improving.
Bessie Hinckley is able to ride out.
Gertrude Camp has finished her school
and returned to the Normal.
Ellen Pember has been visiting her
grandmother, Mrs. II. M. Smith.
Sam Clifford is home for few days from
Lowell, where he has been caring for the
horses on G. /. Hoods farm.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20

]. not only is SOFT must be so, One Min
ute Cough Cure acts quickly, and that's
what makes it go. K. e. Evans q Co.,
Randolph; K. p. Stockwell, Bethel;
NJ. J. Sargent & Son, So. Royalton; A. X.
Hood 4 Son, Chelsea,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
Cummings the Printer,
White River Junction, vt.

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of Hon. Thomas b. Reed, and fac-simile
of signature, in fine enameled or oak
frame, size IA Is inches, with pebbled
mating, for $Ioo each.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1896-02-20
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
Mary's Little Lamb as a Fetish.

King Prempeh of Ashanti does not
understand the use of newspaper cor
respondents. What are you?" he said
to a Reuters correspondent with the ex-
petition. You are not fighting man,
you are not carrying man. What. then,
are your He was willing, however, to
find some good in everybody, so he in.
listed on the correspondent writing a
fetish for him. He wrote as much as he
could remember of MARY had a little
lamb" and the deposed king is wearing
it around his neck. That correspondent
is now sick of fever. Is it a judgment
Of the kings insuIted gods Odds and
Ends.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
Parsnip and Satisfy Fritters.

Wash, scrape and boil parsnips i'll
tender, and mash fine when done; to
each pint allow two tablespoonful Of
butter, salt and pepper to taste; aid
a beaten egg; stir all together DER
the fire few minutes, let cool, shoe
INTO balls, dip into egg, then isto
crumbs, and fry in deep, hot fat. Sl-
sify or oyster plant fritters are mdc
in the same way, only when boiling aid
two tablespoons of vinegar to thewatr.
Poiled parsnips, dipped in batter ad
fried in hot fat are excellent, adj
boiled, cut in halves lengthwise. BIT
tered and peppered, they form nee
accompaniment to steak. - Bosom
Globe.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
Politely Put.

"There is one thing" saidya 6risssss'
woman who has been visiting WASH
;ngton, that l shall say in favor of
the United States senators. They are
real gentlemen"
"And what, in your estimation, goes
principally to make up a real gentle
man?"
''Oh, that question was settled long
ago It's the art of doing nothing
gracefully Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
Some Novelties In silver.

Spoons showing open work silver
bowls are preferred to dishes for serv-
ing bon-bons. They have ample capac-
ity and are made with long, heavy
handles, deliberately carved. Bread
forks make the latest addition to the
table department, They are of antique
shape, with pierced tines and heavy
chased handles. Wreaths of tiny sill
yer flowers form the handles of en-
broidery scissors especially designed
for gifts. The sheaths, showing SIM
liar decoration, contribute to the effect
as well as to the safety. Open work
shades over silk Innings are seen in CON
junction with candlesticks of heavy
carved silver.-Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14

Teacher-Suppose, Johnnie, your
mother cuts pound of meat into eight
parts, what will each part be?
Johnnie Chaffie-One-eight of n
pound.
Correct. Now, suppose she cuts each
eighth in two, what will each part be
them"
"One-sixteenth of a pound"
Just so. Now, suppose she cuts each
sixteenth in six pieces, what will each
piece be?"
sh!"-Texas SITTER.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14

HOLDING HEX Thin, WASHED bANDs
bling his eyes and motioning toward the
white Get.
The sick woman partly raised her
self and in gasping tones babe her hus-
band to go. "They are some mothers
boys, John. Perhaps some one will do
it for our boy some day. Don't mind
me, John. I'll sleep while you are gone
she pleaded.
"Pn go, Mary, n eff Tom ever gifts
hum he's furgiven," said Lawrence,
husllily, as he kissed her, and, putting
on his storm suit, went out into the
night with mis- heart lying like stone
in his bosom.
"She'li be better, John, maybe, when
we gifts back" said Abner Barker, try
Ing to cheer him, as they wendell their
way to the beach.
give seen her for the last time, Alb
nsr; she's failed fast sence noon
pioomilv answered Lawrence, and said
no more.
After a mighty struggle with the surf
the boat was launched just as the storm
began 10 abatc, and the moon gradually
forced Eer light through the heavy
clouds and showed them the doomed
Iesscl pounding to pieces on the shoals
One by one the stars peeped forth il
4he;r accustomed places and turnc.
Egyn!ian darkness into day.
AS The boat drew near the bark wa
seen 20 raise her stern high in the air
and as cries and groans rcsOunded lout
abogc tha breakers from the fated GREY
her r,4.9ts went by the bonrd. A sec
Odd lat.I, With her back broken from
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14

Nell-Young Spriggins told me that
if rejected him he would go and COM
NIT suicide, but l rejected him, just the
same.
Belle-And did he commit suicide?
Nell-No, but he did the next thing
to it. He went and proposed and got
himself accepted by that horrid Van
Alstyne girl.-Somerville Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
Thoroughly Posted.

Cigar Dealer-Yes, want boy here.
Have you had any experience?
Youthful Applicant-Lots.
Suppose l should mix up the price
marks in these boxes, could you tell
the good cigars from the bad ones?"
Easy 'nough."
"How?"
"The wust cigars is in the boxes wot's
got the purtiest pictures. IN. Y. Week.
".
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
Her Idea of 1t.

Rev. Mr.. Thankful suppose you
know, my dear friend, the difference be-
tween patience and long suffering?
Miss Leftover-Oh, yes. When a
woman has a husband whose life is
heavily insured and has to wait long
time for him to die-that requires par
thence. But when a woman has to wait
years and years before she gets hus-
band at all-that is long suffering.-N.
Y World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-14
OF Service to Her.

"Nlrs. Browns boomers seem to be
of no use to her"
ION the contrary, they are of great
advantage"
in what way?"
every time her husband gets cross
or ugly she threatens to wear them, and
you ought to see how quickly he quiets
down. Chicago Post.