The Globe-republican., 1896-12-10
Cbanute society is running heavy on

fer the Kansas University foot ball clu'
L. C. Boyle of Fort Scott spent s411 t.
be elected attorney general of Kansas
Sampson of Salina Republican love-
j! Tom Reed because he is no hypocrite
A soda fountain is running in Law
renee, which always was a trif1e slow
Judge Carver is in favor of a resub
mission of the prohibitory amendment
The Salina football eleven has fet
the Abilene football team to the pig
again.
| A girl in Leavenworth is named Mis-!
Cannie Salmon. She ought to be nic'
enough to eat.
Chanute man who has to bring il
kindling wood is a candidate for the
marty's crown.
Governor and Mrs Morrill, will take
trip to Europe after he retires from
the governors Office.
The bear walk may satisfy the Law.
renee girls, but the bear hug is what
goes in Leavenworth.
The Lacrosse lodge of Hons has sur.
rendered its chattel and the members
will not affiliate elsewhere.
Topeka has club whose members
write original poetry and the other
members are made to listen to it.
The first point has been scored
against the brutal foot ball. The Kan
sas University team is 81 900 in debt
The lola company of the X. N. g., 10
becoming very proficient in drill and
will soon be able to give grand ball.
Galena is preparing to take in more
territory. There is more town outside
of the present limits of Galena than
inside.
A Dodge City boy coughed up six
penny nail. He must have felt like a
Kansas Republican on the 4th of No
vomber.
An Arkansas City girl says tho
girls spoon with their fellows
in front of her house. She kicks be-
cause people thinks it is she and also
because it isn't.
Billy Edwards is SAID to have caught
the Topeka habit. which is almost al
ways fatal with secretaries of state.
He will locate there.
A woman has been appointed mana
ger of the Lawrence telephone ex-
change. That shuts out all the chance
The poor men had to talk back.
Men are still allowed to climb poles
md repair wires at Lawrence, notwith-
standing the fact that woman is
manager of the telephone exchange.
If Major Mckinley needs any advice
IN the cabinet question he can get it
rom some good Kansas men by fur
,ishing transportation to Canton and
'eturn.
A coroner's jury in western Kansas
at in a case where the dead man had
been killed in a shooting scrape. Their
,erdict was: ''Died of shooting pains
n the stomach"
The old town clock in a prominent
Kansas town has become such a COM
non liar that it can't look an honest |
nan in the eye, and keeps its hands
,efore its face all the time.
The good Deacon Houston is at his |
I'D habit of kicking. He ran for coun-
v attorney in Anderson county and
vas beaten, but declares that he was
out or something of that kind.
A man with gun tried his nerve on
NJ Glazier, the famous conductor, just !
forth of Arkansas City the other even
ng, and Mr.. Glazier was forced to put !
he man on the floor and take his iron
way from him.
A Jack the Hugger" has developed
n Atchison. He pretends that he can
lot skate, and grabs girls on the ice,
,nder psetense of trying to hold him
'elf up. But before the girl gets away
'he finds herself Rugged.
A Kansas man who has boom for |
United States senator is permitting his |
friends to handle it for him. while he !
makes arrangements to land buttered
side up among the insurance compan-
les. There is nothing like taking
in sight.
Anderson county populists know |
what they voted for Their county
central committee has asked Leedy to
appoint from among them a warden of
the penitentiary, an adjutant general, |
> member of the board of charities and
public works. a chaplain of the peni- |
and four or five guards.
Misfortunes and blessings never