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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

For SALE.-The desirable residence lot
on Corick avenue, foot of Bermuda St,
fronting on Mahone's Lake. Price ard
terms reasonable. Apply to c. w
KoolaEe, 1857 Bermuda St. nu5-tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
Relief i'm Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the New
Great South American Kidney Cure"
account of its exceeding promptness In
relieving pain in the bladder. kidneys,
cages In male or female. 1t relieves re-
tention OF water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. VI you want quick
RELIEF and cure this is your remedy Sold
by Wake & WILLIAMS, druggists.
1903 Water street, Norfolk. Va.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
PORT CALENDAR

Sun rises, GAS u. m; sun sets. 4:53 p
M; high water. SIG a. M, and S:Sl p
M: low water, AZ a. M, and 2:4O D. M
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

WANTED.-Live people in every locality
at $12.00 weekly salary and expenses to
take orders for Christmas goods; per-
manent employment IL right. MANU-
FACTURDR, p. Q. box 63US. Boston,
Mass. ocS-2m
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
A Regular 1ine,,.

Harry Estelle, employed in the Ferry
lunch room. on Commercial street, says:
friend advised me to try U-No. It cured
me- nola-it
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

FOR SALE bakery doing good cash
business: good location. Address RA lS-
FRY. NfIginian office. nol0-2w
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
Preparing for xmas.

One OF the firm Of c. +. Greenwood G
choice holiday goods in gold and silver,
watches. clocks. diamonds, cut glass,
choice bric-a- brac, brass and onyx "a
bles and lamps. Boudoir lamps at SOC
The stock Will be found attractive. the
prices rre:istible. Wat for Green
woods stock. then buy early and often
The goods you buy Of them Will give
satisfaction and save vexation Silver
novelties at astonishingly low prices.
The right glass will strengthen tho
ego and prevent permanent defects. For
Sea right glass call on DR.. Levy, II
0ranby street
E1auiaite wedding bouquets at the
E7oral Exchange. II Cranky street.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

wANTED.-Bramble shoe work.
Womens shoes half soled. 35c.; chill
dren's shoes half soled, 25c.; mems
shoes heeled, 2oc.; mems shoes half
soled, soc. All good work and best
leath-S. Mems shoes made to order.
Cash only. w. j.. REYNOLDS, Fes-
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

PARTIES DESIRING BOARD in pri-
vate family. who can give good refer
in pleasant locality. by applying at 2GS
Rlte street no6-2wt
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

a pretty homo wedding was solemn
lied at the residence of Mr.. and Mrs
Edward Goodwin, No. 1873 Charlotte
street. yesterday afternoon. when THEN
daughter. Miss Margaret Lee. was mar
ried tn Mr.. James Wcsterwelt. of New
York City. The ceremony was perform
ed by Rev. NJ. b. Wharton. pastor OF
Freemason Street Baptist Church. and
Immediately after the ceremony Mr.
and Mrs. Westerwelt departed on their
bridal tour.
COMING NUPTIAL EVENT.
Mr.. William Baxter. Jr., and Miss
Louise Hudgins. daughter of Captain
and Mrs. William L. Hudgins. will be
married at the home of the bride. on
Lovitt avenue. Brambleton, on Wednes-
day afternoon, Nov rs.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

FOR SALE.-I have for sale on easy terms
a. Good farm at the growing town of
WinfaE. y. C., on the y. T. s. Railroad
Apply TO II. S. ELEY. 8erkley. Va.
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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

HAVING PURCHASED THE ENTIRE
IA stock of the late firm OF OWENS IS
EUSTlS. in No. S52 Church street., Nor
folk, Virginia. from Thomas IL. Wilcox.
trustee, l shall continue the hardware
BUSINESS at said place. and have appointed
w. Il. OWENS my agent TO conduct the
same. TAMZENE a. OWENS.
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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

DR., ANNA GIERING. REGISTERED
-, PHYSICIAN. Twenty-Five years ex.
perience. Specialist in DISEASES or
WOMEN ONLY. Private SANITARIUM
OF HIGH REPUTE. Absolute privacy
PILLS, $500 per box. Advice by mail:
i6O3 e. BALTIMORE STREET.
Baltimore, Md.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

Zee Dr. Week about your eyes. A
glasses prescribed are guaranteed.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

CONTRACTING AND CONSULTING
Electrical Observation-Disclosures Plantn
OF every description INSTALLED. Tess nnu
expert work speciality. Battery, bell
cited. NJ. A. AGELASTO, p Plume ST.
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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

Good advice: Never leave home on a
journey without a bottle of Chamber
la!n's Collie, Cholera and Dlarrhoea
Remedy. For sale by all druggists.
For eye trouble consult DR.. Levy, II
CRANKY street. Examination free.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
SPECIAL NOTICES.

LOST.-Friday afternoon somewhere on
Church street, between Browns dry
goods store and 247 Freemason street,
lady,s small gold watch with initials
be paid Il left at this office. nol9-tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

SALESMAN: Understanding cigar BUSH
ness desiring employment answer.
Goods sold by sample on credit. Good
pay expenses. exclusive territory as
sured TO proper applicant. Address T.
o. Box d20, N. z. City. ap2S-wc,Sn
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
Help WANTED.

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.-Wanted sit
uadon for fifteen reliable colored and
whites women and men, city or country
help; willing 70. do all kinds Of work at
in: finding works for both male and fe-
male. help. Women. girls and men seek
Ing work please call. Help orders free
of cost. d6S Chuch street. Norfolk. Va.
no1S-9t B. +. Walden.
WANTED. -Fyrst-clas furnishing goods
salesman; only experienced man need
ap!y; state age; ssinry expected; where
care this office: all correspondence
strictly confidential. HARTWELL G.
CO. no17-3t
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

WE HAVE THIS DAY APPOINTED
Mr.. N SHERMAN our agent to conduct
the business No. az Water street, In the
city of Norfolk. Va. SELF BROS.
uO6-2wt
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
FOR RENT.

TOR RENT-ln West Frecmason street.
2 rooms. southern exposure nicely fur
nished; gas, bath and heat If require ed
dress II. # r. DoIO
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

FREE-NOSEGAY- you chew
tobacco2 If,so. send me your address on
n po~tal card. and will mall you sam
Pile of the improved double thick Nose
gay free. larger piece for the money
ard better quality than ever L. Is.
WADDILL. agent box 90. Norfolk. Va.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19
Business ia Good Now, Because We
Sell Cheap for Cush

SebI Sneap Tor Cusb.
SC. Single and split zephyr.
&c. Best three thread saXony
12Ac. Nice worsted dress stuffs.
Csc. Atwood serge and checks.
&c. Best quality apron dress bingham.
soc. Four buotton colored kid gloves.
$l.79. Stylish Jackets for children.
1919. New silk plush capes.
LEVY BROS,
Modern Cash Bargain Store.
Old Number ia Main street.
o. -... 49,.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

S5noO TO LOAN on long time. II. c.
FOCGARD 6 co. ja14-tf
LADIES - CHlCHEsTER'S ENGLISH
fennyroyal Pills Diamond brand,
orc the best. Safe. Reliable Take n.,
other Send 4c., stamps, for pnrticu
lars. "Rele, Cor I6dies." In letter III
return mail. At druggists Chichester
Chemical Co. PHILADELPHIA. Pa
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

n YOU want good pair OF glasses 500
Or. Week. 152 Main street
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

FOUND.-Adrift Saturday, two oyster
skins Off Lamberts Point Breakwater.
Owner can secure same by paying for
advertisement. Can be seen at LAM
bert's Point. EDMUND NOEL.
nol7-lW*
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-11-19

lOST-Between Wallace's Pharmacy
avenue. Berkeley, Black Feather Boa.
Suitable reward VII be paid II return
ed to Wallace's Pharmacy, corner Bcrk-
Ley avenue and Chestnut street nolS-lt
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Wedding on Wheels.

The latest development of the
bicycle craze is the wedding On
the wheel. The first known
event Of that kind took place IN
England not long since, when
the bride and groom so far out
ragged tradition instead of the
vicar to perform the ceremony.
The explanation given was that,
being a wheel man, he could
better sympathize with the de
sire to celebrate the happy event
with the help of the bicycle in
stead of the prosaic carriage and
pair. AS an actual fact, when
the happy day arrived the con-
tracing parties and some thirty
guests rode to the church III
trim cycling costumes, and, after
the ceremony, back to the wed
ding breakfast. They did not,
however, escape the rice throw
ers, for the news spread rapidly
throughout the village, and a
crowd collected, many members
of which had remembered tc
arm themselves III the traditional
manner.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
SOME TIMELY RESOLUTIONS

At a meeting of the ministers
of this city held this week the
following petition was unani>
mously adopted and has been cir
culated among the parties inter
ested. 1t is encouraging to hear
that the idea is favorably receiv-
ed and will doubtless be adopted.
The petition reads:
Whereas the system of paying
off large bodies of hands on Sat
urday eve 1ing has two evil
effects, viz: It makes Saturday
night the time of general trad
ing-crowding into one night
what ought to be done during an
entire week. This trading and
hard toll continues until near
midnight, leaving the merchant
and his clerks utterly unified
for the holy exercises of the
Sabbath day.
2. The Saturday night pay
system has a tendency to add
further temptation to those who
are convivially inclined to spend
their wages foolishly to their
own hurt, and to the deprivation
of their families and their cred>
itors.
For these potent reasons many
of the most conscientious en-
ployers of the country have
adopted pay day early III the
week.
Therefore, we, the undersigned
pastors, seeking solely to pros
mote the religious and material
interests of the community, do
earnestly urge
I. That manufacturers and
employers to adop a pay day near
the first of the week.
2. And we respectfully ask the
merchants to close their stores
at 10 o'clock sharp on Saturday
nights.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

The Philadelphia Record says
ever since President Cleveland
has been an occupant of the
White House he has been invited
to Tammany Halls annual
Fourth of July celebration. He
ALWAYS acknowledges the invita-
ton by writing a letter dealing
with some timely topic; and it is
pretty generally believed that
this year the Presidents letter
will deal with the currency ques-
ton, and will be of inter est to all
sound money men.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Democratic State Convention.

A Convention of the Demo
cratic party of North Carolina Is
hereby called to assemble IN the
city of Raleigh on the 18TH day
of June, 1896, for the purpose OF
nominating candidates for Gov,
ernor and other State officers and
Presidential electors for the
State at large; for the purpose OF
electing delegates to the National
Democratic Convention at Chi
caeo and for the transaction OF
such other business as may prop
erly come before it.
The several counties OF the
State will select delegates to the
State Convention in accordance
with the plan of organization
this day promulgated.
Done by order OF the state
Executive Committee.
JAMES H. POU, Chairman.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Notice..

All boats landing at the
Nag's Head Pier on and after
this date will be charged
wharfage.
This only applies to boats from
Elizabeth City and adjacent
landings.
Wharfage Rates-Private fam
lilies $40 90; boarding houses
SIS 90; horses s.. 50 each extra.
GR1CE & GUIRKIN,
Tune 4th, 90. Proprietors
| Don't expect a paper to abuse
the town government for your
Especial benefit.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Forged Bonds.

The New York World prints
the following:
There has been an extensive
forgery of the bonds of the Dur
ham Water Company, of North
Carolina, which are guaranteed
by the Farmers Loan and Trust
Co. The bonds have a face
value of $1,000. The forged
bonds that have already come to
light aggregate SOLO
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Saturday,
June 18th,
we put on sale
500 Umbrellas,

wv ~ AAA ~ d OAAI NtOt
Ladies and Gents, at prices
that cannot be duplicated.
Fine quality, fast black,
paragon frame, English
Gloria, 20 inch, worth 500
at 90 cents.
N. P. U. Gloria, ladies
and gents silver trimmed
Congo handles 70 cents.
Lot IS. A 26 inch gen
ulne B. F. silk worp serge
umbrella, Paragon frame
with solid acacia crook
handles 90 cents; this UNI
brella has never been re-
tailed for less than $1.75.
Lovely silk and wool
French and German Novel
ties in dress goods, former
price IS cents, reduced to
S. In fact our entire line
ofdress goods we have re-
duced to unheard prices.
Lovely Lawns, Dimeties,
Orpandies and MullS re-
duced THIS WEEK.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Wise and Otherwise.

After Iune 18th I will be at
Naq's Head moving and repair
inc houses. Those who Will
want work done can write me at
that place. JOSEPH PR1TCHARD'
It occurs to us that now is the
time to subscribe. Remember
one SI.oo pays for this paper Tor
year.
FoR RENr-An excellent
furnished house on the beach at
Mays Head, N. c. Apply to
Mrs +. L. GRANDY,
Elizabeth City, N. {.
Don't get mad if the editor
holds up your communication a
few DAYS. He is the best Judge
when there is room or not. AND
don't get mad if he does not
print it. He knows or ought to
know whether it is best to pup
lish it or not. -Greenv1lle re-
tlect0r.
A Missouri man sues his wife
tor divorce On the ground thai
she is "a new woman He DIS
covered this fact when she kick,
ed him. At first he thought II
was a mule, but when he crawl
ed out from under the bed he
no difficulty i'll seeing his mis-
take.
For SALE CHEAP-A hand
some Cabinet Grand Uprlgh
PIANO, ebony case, almost new
reason for selling, family leaving
the city. Inquire at this ofhce'
Those who receive a copy o
the FISHERMAN & FARMER TN
week, who are not already SUB
scribers, are invited to subscrlD
atonce.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

WE MUST HAVE HELP. we pay men
and women $40 to SIS per week Tor easy
home work. No books or peooIlhS;;
Steady employment guaranteeoc e oeno
HFRMANN & SEYMOUR, 2I3 South
sixth Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
MACS HEAD BULLETIN.

First daily boat begins July
1st-Str. Newberne.
First Excursion July 9TH
Naval Reserves.
Second Excursion July 2Ist
Baptist Sunday School.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
nCCabe AND
GriCe's.

We take this method
every summer to reduce
our stock in order to 1uake
room for Fall goods.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
$4,000

sold i'll April and May,
33B per cent. better than
last year, Notwithstanding
! the hard times, we are push
ing ahead steadily, we pro-
pose to make June keep
! company with the past two
, months if price, quality,
} style go..for anything.
Be sure and visit us when IN
need of anything i'll our line and
} save at least from 10 to 20 per cent.
4 on the dollar. &.
} MCCabe & GriCe,
Leading Merchants and Hustlers,
Water Street, elizabeth City, Nc.
4 Sole Agents for Buttericks Met
ropolitan Patterns.
-
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19
Perhaps You I'hink "

because you buy only few packets OF seed each
Spring. it is not worth while to buy them carefully
truckers and farmers great people think So
but there isn't any logic such reasoning You have the
expect and onght to that your ten cents OF
dollar get as good seed as largest marketgardner
can buy We objection customers whose bills run
ND in the hundreds but writing this advertisement
for tent1ey don't this kind of argument We want to
convince YOU worth your while to send to us tor
every packet and that especially glad to have
such ordcrs if you begin buying in that way you Will
stick to owlv not begin with the next seed you need
Geo. TAFT 81 Son. IA Commercial Place,
Seed Growers Norfolk, Va
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

We have used the prun-
ing knife i'll our Millinery,
cutting the price so low,
that everybody will beable
to get stylish head gear at
hard time prices.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

This paper for $500 a year.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

at the Post Office at Elizabeth
ity as second class matter.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

Eagle high grade -Alu11-rim,
DUKE" SPECIAL, Gentlenens,
"DUCHESS," Ladies,
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

DR., Fenner's Soothing Syrup.
Allays irritation ard gives refreshing sleep.
Dr.. Fenner's Worm Syrup. Brought 15s
worms from our child. MrsSherick, Elida.O."
Dr.. Fenner' sFAMILY( Salt Rheum Ointment.
Rest for skin eruptions, Piles, Sores, Cuts, etc
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1896-06-19

Miss Elizabeth Johnston, OF
this city, and Mr.. Reedy, OF
Llncolnton, N. c., were married
at the Presbyterian Church We'd
nesday afternoon, Rev. DR.. John
ston, father of the bride, Officials
Jig. After the ceremony Mr..
and Mrs. Reedy took the North
bound train for a bridal tour, to
be absent several weeks, after
which they will return to Lin
colnton, where the groom is a
prosperous merchant.
The grand organ recital at the
Baptist Church tonight, under
direction of Prof. Reeves, of Nor
folk, assisted by trained quar-
tette, of the SAME city, will be
we'll worth hearing This will
be the first time the genera
public has had an opportunity t.
| hear the magnificent new lnstru
ment recently putin the church
who will doubtless avail them
selves of the occasion. Prot
Reeves is a musician of rare &C
comp1ishments, and the quartet
f which he brings with him /
composed of ladies and gentle
men Justly entitled to the highes
rank in Norfo1k's select sacre
:, vocalist. There will be no &C
. mission fee charged, but a libers
silver contribution to the orga
fund is expected.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24
Labor Saving Mnal.Inerx.

Every day moro men are forced out
Of work by machinery. The machinery
produces what they formerly did, but
The men remain to 10 provided for, and
every year matters are growing worse.
Just so long as all that machinery and
everything which it produces are con-
trolled by monopoly workingmen will
stand at the door of the trusts begging
for employment. This country has out
grown the wage system, but the men
are still here, clnmoring for the work
which machinery der;ives them of,
while capital, by controlling that ma
ohinery and its product holds the upper
hand. Commonwealth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

whats this?" exclaimed the young
husband, referring to the memoran-
dun she had given him. zone dozen
eggs, pound of raisins, bottle of
lemon extract, can of condensed milk,
dimes worth of ground cinnamon and
half dollars worth of sugar. What do
you want of all these things, Belinda?"
1--WE got u dry loaf of bakers bread, -
replied the young wife, "that I'm go
ing to save by working up into bread
pudding. I never let anything go to
waste, Henry. Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24
Suggestive.

Il am very much obliged to you,
James, for this fine writing set, with
heavy parchment paper" said the
wealthy Mr.. Oldbatch to his nephew,
but really do very little writing"
True, uncle" replied the affection
ate relative; "but thought you might
want to write your will. bay City
Chat.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24
4 ROLAND for an oliver.

Husband (rcadiug Sunday news
papef)-Mary, here's something new in
the household line. l have had your
bakers and groccr's homemade bread,
pies and chocolate; here is a whole col
umn about home made desolate.
Thinks he is funny)
Wifc-You needn't read it, You can
get the recipe at your fayorite bucket
shop.-TrIth,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

She he'd vainly striven to pry her
number four foot into number 21s
shoe, and the salesman saw that all
efforts would be useless. Then he said
madam, let me show you a shoe espe-
cally made for Cinderalla feet"
He produced pair which fitted per-
fectly.
"Ill take them," she beamcd.
They We're foul''s, marked 2b.-.-Bay
City Chat
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

Little Boy Cat toy store window
Mamma, won't you buy me top?
Mamma (meditatively) Ut is now too
cold to spin tops.
"Well, then, buy me double ripper
sled and some new skates, and We'll let
the top go.'-N. Y. Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

Lady (n store)-I would like some
thing in the way of novelty suitable
for birthday present.
Clerk-Well, madam, we keep every,
thing in the line of novelties.
Lady-Indeed l supposed you had
them for sale. Good morning Texas
Siftings.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

Maud--I don't see how you can stand
being engaged to a man who has to
work nights.
Marie-IIe comes to see me after
Moons.
Maud-Pshaw! How insipid When
he's gone, you must feel as though you
had been to a matinee.-Puclk.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

Needleson-Yes,we think 4 great deal
of that parrot. wouldn't take a hun
.dred dollars for him.
Pinns-He isn't very handsome, but I
suppose he's an excellent tallier.
"NU, he IS not much given to talking"
"Won't talll?"
"Can't.."-Chicaro Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

"Ada, dearest Ada, will you be
mine?"
20 Charles, this is so unexpected
You must give Inc little time"
GLOW long, darling?"
ooh! 1 will just call mamma-she is
waiting in the next room."-FIiegende
.Blaetter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-02-24

District Attorney (summingup)-Gen
tlemen of the jury, the audacity and
skill displayed by the prisoner in COM
mitting this burglary exceeds anything
in my previous experience.
Prisoner to teporter-Now don't for
get to get that into your paper.-Dallas
CTeX) Sitter.