Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-12-12
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The envy ana bitterness UnaG Will
be engendered in this state within
the next six months, by virtue of Off
cial patronage. is strong argument
in favor of civil service. Our state in
situations will be torn to pieces by
the hungry pOpuliSt place seekers and
hundreds of communities will be sep
arated into bitter and relentless fac
tions by aspirants for postotfices.-Be-
lott Gazette.
The old way of delivering messages
by post boys compared with the mod
ern telephone. illustrates the old
tedious methods of ''breaking" colds
taneous cure by One Minute Cough
Cure. Jones & Gibson.
If boys swearS you can break him
of it by making him wash out his
mouth with SoapSudS. if he chewS to-
bacco you can put red pepper in his
food. if he shows tendency for strong
drink you know that the Kelley cure
will bring him out all right, if moth
er's love fails. But if he shows a dis
position for politics you might as well
say amen. Neither soapsuds, nor red
pepper. nor bromide of gold can save
him. He is doomed as one of life's
incurables.-Ex.
'Excuse me-" observed the man in
spectacles, "but 1 am a surgeon, and
that is not where the liver is.
"Never you mind where his liver is
retorted the other. "If it was in his
big toe or his left ear. De Wits Little
Early Risers would reach it and shake
it for him. On that you can bet your
gig-lamps." Jones & Gibson.
We must have an ample revenue to
begin with. and that is the great
- 10 IT, yiox tn r1o ~,
secure this revenue the duties must
be so adjusted as to protect. not spec
ial interests merely, but all interests.
We must have square, fair and con-
sentative adjustment on an equitable
basis, and we must have it early
enough so that the law may be fully
understood and be thoroughly tested
before the congressional elections two
years hence.-Philadelp Inquirer.
In 1892 Mr.. A. L. Goldwater. who
owns three retail drug stores in New
York City. having learned of the great
value of Chamberlain'S Cough Rene
dy for colds, Group and whooping
cough, ordered supply for his custo-
merS. 1t meet with so much favor
that he soon found it necessary to or
der more, and during the winter sold
over two gross of the remedy. He
says it gives the best satisfaction of
any cough cure he has ever handled.
For sale at 25 and so cents per bottle
by Jones & Gibson.
Here's food for our friends who
bolted the republican ticket: SIN pol
itics a conservative is generally the
prospective Office seeker who is wait
| ing to see which way the old cat is 60
| ing to jump; an independent is gen.
orally the man who has got all he can
hope for out of his party already. and
the partisan is the man who hopes
neither for office nor reward, but who
is willing to rise UP with the lark and
labor till sun down for the party'
He's the man to which to tie.-Ex
| When most needed it is not unusual
for your family physician to be away
from home. Such was the experience
of Mr.. J. Y. Schenck, editor of the
Caddo, Ind. Ter, Banner. when his
threatened with severe attack OF
Group. He says: ssMy wife insisted
that / go for the doctor, but as oul
family physician was out of town
purchased bottle of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy, which relieved hel
Immediately. / will not be without
it in the future" % and so cent bot
A country minister patheticall,
took leave of his congregation as fol
lows: Brothers and SiSters-I come tx
say good bye. 1 don't believe Goo
loves this church because none of yOl
ever die. I don't think you love eacf
other, because / never marry any O
you. / don't think you love me, be
cause you have not paid my salary
Your donations are moldy fruit ant
wormy apples. and ssby their fruits Y,
shall know them" Brothers. an