The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-04-02
From Saturdays Daily,
Mabel Huck is reported down "

We observe candidates who tread
their platforms as if they were afraid
of silver.
Burlington Booths female volun-
teers are getting their new bonnets be
fore Easter.
"A man looking for Chicago fat
finally found just wanted and forth
with fell dead.
Why is it that war isalways break
ing out in countries that are full of IN
pronouncable names.
Miss Lulu Meyers returned from
Green Bay Friday evening. She is
teaching a school there.
Hugh Wallace returned Friday
evening from "a three months visit
with relatives in Michigan.
The man who amt much of hand
at working garden, but is a cyclone at
saving ice, will soon be found on the
river bank.
George NeWberry, who was
brought in from Pleasant Prairie on
charge Of bastardy, was released Fri
day evening on bail.
Fred Weisman, Of Racine, is to be
new man at the life saving station
this season. Last year he was a mem
Der of the foot ball eleven Of that city.
Scientists may deny the existence
of the equinoctial storm, but they must
admit that there is a very heavy de-
nsand for umbrellas every spring and
fall
The most notable enthusiasm dis
played among the possible democratic
candidates this year is the enthusiasm
with which Mr.. Whitney declines to
run.
1t can be said without contra
diction, that woman is never SO happy
as when she is taking mp carpets and
has all the household furniture set out
in the front yard.
Rev I. W. Corey, who has accept
ed the call to the Baptist pulpit of this
city will remove here with his family
early in May and will preach his first
sermon Sunday May II.
An actor woman was divorced in
Chicago one day and married the next.
All that can be said is that that was
perhaps better than being married one
day and divorced the next.
Louis Bohmrich has been named
the committeeman from kenosha on
the committee of 100 On the semi-cen-
tennial celebration of the entrance Of
Wisconsin into the union.
--Some congressman who are ac-
cused Of making nothing out of the
present session probably could prove
the contrary by displaying their ac-
counts with Wall street. brokers.
If in real life the habit of an ele-
plant is to STAY those with whom it is
closely associated it would be well for
the republican party to get hold of q
new kind of beast for Maj. Mckinley to
ride
1t seems like old times to see d. 3.
Benedicts name on the republican city
ticket. He is the republican candidate
for school commissioner in the Fourth
ward and will make an excellent officer
in that opacity.
AN Atchison man has gone crazy,
and his hallucination takes peculiar
form. He imagines that his children
are centipedes, and screams at the
sight of them. 1t is said that his shoe
bills have given him this crazy notion.
Before getting unduly excited
about Senator Davis withdrawal and
the modesty prompting the same it
would be just as well to inquire in a
cold, calculating way as to the real, I'M
inflated dimensions of what he with
drew.
of course. We felt sure that the
periodical announcement that the Kee-
ley motor was about to mote would be
followed in regular course by the state
melit that new ENHANCEMENT had
been discovered in the Davis will case
at Butte.
The Racine singing societies which
are preparing to take the banner from
the Kenosha st. Georges choir at the
convention of the benevolent societies
in Racine next May are practicing and
working hard just now. They hold
big rally April J5. Some Of our people
expect to go up.
With Geo. D. Head in the first
ward, Fred Meiser in the second, r. M.
Holderness in the third, and d. B.
Benedict in the fourth, the republicans
have nominated men for school COM
missioners who have the interests of
the public schools at heart, and voters
irrespective of party affiliations, should
support them at the polls.
Smith 4 Co., of this city, the best
known steam fishers on the lakes, are
to remove their outfit to Waukegan at
once. For years steam fishing tugs
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