New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-07-08
THE TALK or THE DAY.

TIE TALK or THE DAY.
Some one who refuses to disclose his name has
offered to give $4,000 TO the city OF E''hpu.sn'
Scotland TO build a town hall During the last rev
wears the city has received $4,000 In gifts
Ballston correspondent inquiries how best TO keep
mosquitoes from biting ones face we wouIIl aun,se
him to take the MOSQUITO carefuy oy shs ,ei inch ~
1 AFTER k sSead and tie the latter lightly the
iii Of pesky ss bird II this does BSt keep ~:
S StSes from DON'T ' Ss rnsy a
THE Buffalo Enquirer" says that clergyman va:
.ooan,,v summoned toAa house to read the funeral
service. He did It in perfunctory way. In the
course OF a few days he called again. onered some
mat:er-of-fact condolences and asked II the ia''".
intended TO move from the house wnere the uea."
occurred Because" said he. III you DO ihtehu "
move want to call your attention TO some houses
in which am interested And ne prod"ceu HE ''''
Two OF Kind-"Jehlel."" said the OLD a. lazy S. N
owed tones. That there man "i'h '"e o's ''
pin give the porter dollar, a,ou, the old mans
mouth as he looked out Of the car wlhc0". o..
"oh." said he. them plutocrsts Is az goon r %
each other, black er white. "-Indianapohs 'ou'"s"
The Youths Companion" says that on recens
Monday a Sunday-school teacher met one Oh az.
scholars, little girl, and said TO her, ny
M, at Sundsy-school yesterday, Jennie! ~
Visiting In her hands for some moments duoious!
clean apology for an apron Jennie answered. VIZ" ~
downcast eyes: Because my hat was 30 o''!' 81"
"What of THAR" said the teacher sun "'o'e go
ous,y Don't you know that Hoo ooeS "o
for outward appearances? He looks 10 ''ia' 49,
~ INFINITELY more Importance. Jennie-tnat "h'c"
10 within eyes SIR" said the little maid suomis'
,,.a,y "but." she added. feeling that she had inc
,gh, Of the matter, after all. 1.-The lining "as"'
clean.
,,,a old minister was attracted by a bright litus
tot wearing his first pair Of trousers me I has been
thee and one-haI years since was born IN. .'s:
time" Have you been horn m9re es ,nt to he Il
skea 10 the The ensnan tnSssSi
che ongsS'ebr has wa asaed e ncen, his stock Of
necdotes.-(Lousville Courier-Jour"aH
.wb,le in New-York the other day. says CON,
,nerclal traveller in The Washington Times
conversed with physician VINO th'nAs ..'As so,a-
snread OF many diseases is due to the iei'"ei -
on straps in street-cars He sa'u ei"'
o,wavs more or less moist. and are the pest ger"
trans on earth. They are liable 10 peco'ne '
u.,h microbes that vii! easily pass on 70 the "A'-~
~ tho next that touches them. lie sara he co.'e'
Mated inventing strap with metai'c "a"'
Il, The handle will be OF brass ana eaVn 10Y 80
he washed in some kind OF antiseptic 70 p'e'e""
the spread OF con;aSion'
VOICE FROM THE RANKS
A-savin Of my country?-weii guess W ''
I've tended every mee;in' that eney got w '"'
WILL ha,nsd the oratory by remarkin OF noorayI.
An i've singed my hair an "hsSe'' a. ''''
n olsp s.sdioin. les the best / can
But mefp rs aa all iur disappOinnen' tibet pa''
Fur republics is ongratsslu,s,
An I'm eitt;n sorter hatetu ,,;;..o,r
Where ulster truly love my NJ, sos up late an
A-savIn' Of my country? A'n' ''' ~ ''
When uai ! seed there prospeck Of my pa"y'
getting balk ,eng an earnest fur this land 80
An wasn't Asa BILLINGS "'A'e ''
ye, rally TSTrd 70 sn eo :nDSt about
| 'rbsf they don't give any pensions
i-,,r a-goin' ter conventions 49,,
An a-yein I'll. !e' '''e Washington star
,rus Brooklyn girl OF Ave. to LADY ~non s"o
was v.siting-You ought not Ter "' ''"'
| say nit" because It's sang.
' H,av-you are right my child: you don't say v
do you?
LATHE Gir.-NN.
The sauntere- got rather setback last sumdSx
when he discovered his young grandson Ia Ps'es you
i hs reading your Bible and no, that romance
h,ch records the deeds OF fighting men VINO 700.
al And f'n tSs II tIs Fellow and replied k
strikes me- grandpa that rnese a ws that some Of
The old fellows in that book were prety ioxy' hr
all" pair Of spectacies was n,,n,,s me debate
| and the man uiu iio' i"N"'" ~
! -(Isoston Budget.
BICYCLE riding formerly regulated IN farS
and in the reiShboring districts OF the Departments
~ seine and seine-et-Oze. by ordinances issued ~
the MAYORS Of the different places These ordinances
! war. a source OF confusion. because they did hos
oyree The Project OF Police has just issued deeres
which makes uniform regulations for bicycle riu'hs
IN Paris and it's neghborhood Many OF these reeu'
a,ons are similar 10 those already adopted IN tn's
| country B,cycllsts are allowed TO ride as fa~ =.
they desire upon country roads: but In cities A"s
towns the speed is limited to sixteen kIome''sS
about ten miles an hour; and TO e.gh, Kilometres on'
when the rider Is riding along and near the s'o0
walk near the doors OF houses whence we'A"
may come out ri any moment" Every bicycle muss
nave signal bell, which 1t shall not be neoss.sY
TO ring all the time. but only when people NEE"
be warned" II Is not necessary either ths' ~
lantern should be attached TO the bicycle; '"s Nv
may carry It on his person. but Its light nun "
visible.
ORDER OF PRECEDENCE.
The queen II hearts once made some taTH
All q summers day. .s,,~
Did the knave who stole them has0 '"s
! But digestion? Say.
Her majesty, in laughing laS.
| Iaugas much the best, l ween'
| For when, ] ask, vast ever WITH
! '"a' '"~N -SDstrols TTisA,ne