The sun., 1896-09-28
BRYAN IN A PEEP SHOW.
TF ron CAN'T SEE BIM, SEE mrs
sBhDvW MAKE THE MOTIONS.

s1xDvW MAKE 1HE MOTIONS.
Vvh., Tre,s Elected siniin Will Sell the
Ronds for Uncle san-Money chssGers
=, the Tempie-Amann Cntchesa Candle
d.te and Abe Gruber Sees Vision.
-rha one fear that has haunted Billy Bryan,
Tho Roy Orator of the Platte, has been that he
would not be able TO talk to and shake hands
with a majority OF the voters OF the country
before election day. This same fear, 1t may %
said. has haunted many OF the people OF the
country Thousands upon thousands who live
in districts that Bryan has not approached nave
Rroaned under the misfortune that kept them
where they could not see him. But It's All
changed now. There needn't be any more
haunting or any moro fear. Billy Bryan
is to spread over the country from
the uppermost corner of Maine TO the
most southern corner of Florida and from the
Atlantic to the Pacific. His speech 10 TO I'LL the
land, and every man, woman. and child 10 70
nee and hear him. Tho vitnscope man wtll
manage Il. Arrangements are said TO be In prog
rcss now. Tho Boy Orator 10 to talk into
machine. His words are TO be impressed on wax
rolls and his motions gelatine films. Every
breath he breathes and every sound he utters 10
TO be recorded. Every motion Of his body.
every gesture OF his hands and arms every
wirgle Of his eyebrow. the stock smile. the
twinklng eye, and above all the wonderful
mouth-every move of it's TO be caught and
then on great canvases displayed to the watt
ing multitude. While the figure. wriggles and
the arms swing and the mouth wags open and
shut. the wheels in the phonoEraph attachment
are 10 go round. and speech is TO issue IL 10 nob
decided yet so tho interested parties say,
whether the crown Of thorns and cross of gold
parposes and s0Ua stampeds n s what the Boy
10 % cents in Silver viii be- charged 70 look at the
show. and the proceeds may 20 to Mr.. Sinjin.
he was long ana lean and he wore bicycle
cap. His trousers were held in tight 70 his
shoes by clips. He wore flannel shirt. He
swept into the front door of the Fifth Avenue
Hotel like gale Of wind on winter day. He
peered in cvery nook and corner and under ell
the plush covered seats and then swept in and
out the Twenty-fourth street entrance.
That's Thornton" declared Dwight Law.
renee.
I'm disguise" Rasped Sol Berliner.
Just then a candidate for Congress In Amasa's
district came in. He had haunted look In his
face.
-, "Amasa hasn't been here. has he i'' demanded
Just gone out" said Mr.. Lawrence.
Which way ?" demanded the candidate des-
THAT way" said Mr. Lawrence. pointing
Thanks" said the candidate and he hustled
swept in 'I again and Iia through and and out out. Ten
minutes passed. The candidate came back.
zone n S FaiDsa til. oan.
didate sank down on the sofa and breathed two
rssy sSsp Tie He shi
splsd sp Ia. him. Han.ha" i, he said. II have you
ssni nered. - The long lean fgaEe was Amssse Ho
Ny feet they haul me round the house.
inny nnyy hO,s, baSs me NJ ipo up me ha s,aira
And they guide me anywheres
Ion, " only wear the bicycle, clothes to hide me
cred. Amasa gave him another handshaEo.
The candidate shivered again.
toward midnight it was announced that the
Congress Convention in the Twelfth Congress
morrow night and that Amaaa's feet Would T
take him there.
The silent voters that gather in the corridor Of
the Fifth avenue hotel were in a very excited
state Of mind yesterday. Anybody who stood
and watched them ten minutes couldn't fail to
They bobbed their heads up and down and grew
red in the face Occasionally one would smash
would swing their arms about and and fairly d dance. @
Finally one of them stamped his feet. and then
and collected the slips. Two counted them.
nscs Mhe9 ef IL was al over one man wrote on
:. another man wrote a slip for the reporter.
. Mckinley no good on account of high tariff.
l'm for Palmer and Buckner."
At third ~ wrote, holding one finger on his lips:
tics. but when they go to polls they vote right
It will not be advisable for the Boy Orator to
visit the Sinjun headquarters In the Bartholdi
when he comes here to-day. At least not until
the most conspicuous sign In the place 10 re-
moved. This sign reads: Seymour Bros,
sign out Sody rss, N sss ss
PIE of repudiation. and II the Boy Orator eaw IL
he sv would i. very likely have 1T Jimmy Oliver
cause cause seymour Brothers had it there Before
sln1n aand ,S SensHged n the headquarters and he
says Jimmy, it amt so bad Seymour Broth
stocks"
Its all over but tho hollering and tho grand
drunk" declared Spellbinder Kempner, yester-
day. He's q Republican spellbinder and he re-
ferred TO the election
Never knew It to fail.' declared Col. Aba
Gruber II never knew It to fail yet. Never
knew what to fail? Why tho white cloud. of
course Last Tuesday night / was sitting on
my front stoop with my wife Watching my hoy
win the migeles of the other boys in the block
when saw this white cloud come over tho Jer.
sey Palisades. Oh, it was beautiful cloud. IL
y was as pure as crystal and 1t was surrounded by q
nsep olaok one that set of its whteness.
nearer M all the time, until at last it was right
over @ the fourth house In the block. There il
stopped. Well, ! watched that cloud half an
hour !. until my boy had won ali the migeles the
other y, boys had and had left them to come into
,he mouse. i pointed 1t out to the missua and
said to her then: Wife, III bet a pect
ot peaches TO a doughnut that something holy
W nat dye thinkl / found out the next morn.
hE that Rodney $. Dennis, Mayor Strone's new
! commissioner m OF Accounts. had moved into
hat ma house IN tell you the white cloud never
les. BAD luck to him / suppose theyyl
'narRe N NV atrIn ~
w hich, the white cloud or Dennis ?" de-
handed handed Billy Leary. But Col. Gruber didn't
IL mas all along been supposed that sinjin was
Q o Dc the Secretary of the Treasury when tho
noy orator became President OF the United
states II was learned yesterday from close
r'end OF Mr.. Sinjin that the supposition was ali
'rohg' He Is going to be fiscal agent"
aid this friend. There isn't any money In In.
'ecretaryshp of the Treasury. Mr. sinjip 1, to