The evening times., 1896-04-10
s|LVAF JONES' INFANT
Maternal Affection Provoked
Loud and Profane Words.
IRISH PAT DOOMED TO DIE
The Famous Bulldog Bit an English
He Must Also Bite the Dust-Alfred
SnOwden's Load Was OF Liquid
Character.

1t was dark in the police court this
morning that the bailiffs lighted the gas.
Between the sckly flaming glare OF the
| Jets and the pa.c light OF day, finding It's
way through the heavy clouds, the chamber
was not particularly cheerful place.
There was u scarcity OF bolh prisonc RS
and spectators, all of whom We're depressed
| by the condition of their surroundings
Hogg and COstigan were especially so.
They sat on the same bench with the COM
pianing witness i'll n dog case. He was
an Englishman, formerly the head whip
for the Chevy Chase Cub when tha, orgnn,-
zltion, in pink coats and white buckskin
brecchcs, rode in wild pursuit Of the anise
seed bag.
He wore the unmislak kablc mark that
Albion brands on so many Of her sons, and
WAS viewed with pugnacious ds,iain by
CostIgan.
"Oi say, Hoggy,'' he remarked In a loud
whisper to his companion, ''wud ycz git
onto his panlics. LUX at Thin cruses and
the slbyle of the stroipcs."
The Engiishman turned ON his seat and
gave Costgan the beucfit of Il cold inso-
lent, British stare.
Cos. bridIcd with rage al this Choking
and sputtering he said To Hogg:
"Did yez see that glance he give me,
Hoggy?' he cried; ''yez tink it's the loikes
of him, sur, that they makes cmperors and
kings of to rule the down-troddcn Oirish."
DowN-TRODDEN FRESHMAN.
Hogg rcjoined that he never saw down
trodden Irishman hut once in his life, ana
that was the result Of another Irishman's
actions.
What do You name, SUR" dema ndcd
Costigan. "Exphlain at wunst."
Hogg rejoned that IL consisted of one
McConvey jumping all over the PROSTATE
body Of a man named Jerry Dunn. Costigan
replied airily that such performances il
lustrated the danger fmixing up withpeople
you did not know anything about.
But that's nothin' to do wild that Jude
on the ind OF the BENCH continued Costi
gan, IAN if fought ! could get 10y the
fat copper az the door wudn't l swat
him one?'
Hogg pacifIcl his fiery friend, aud the
court opened without a row between Ire
land and England.
Slvay Jones has baby which She in
trusts TO different oues OF her friends in
Brooks court during the day while she is
out in service Hat,ic Basin had charge
of the infa mt yesterday. When Silvay re-
turned home last night she accused Hattie
of depriving young Jones, aged two. OF
his proper food. which begins in IA bottle
and ends in a rubber tube.
HATTIE called all the ncighbors 10 bear her
out in the facts that Dat child haid his
bottle fron de hole day. Till DE- "b'nin',
wen his ma mmy cum, an he gifts dc proper
nushment''
"You'se n nappy-head liar said the
ungratcful Silvay, who had very likely
been mixing up gin with her household
duties. She became so loud and profane
in her language that the court was aroused
and resolved into two factions, for and
against silvay. Things We're reaching
riotOus stage. when the bluc-coats swouped
down and locked Silvay up.
This morning Hattie described Silvay's
conduct and dwelt at great length on
some of her traducer's epithcts, invariably
beginning with ''nappy-head' and ending
In words best described as SO and so.
'Jedge." said Hattie, stepping back,
shes de mos ungratefulest wench wot
is''
Silvay with her kinky head covered with
curl papers, put up weak defense and
was fined So.
WEE PRISONERS.