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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27
cuORT STOPS.

Rig Bill Johnson was given his re-
,eas% last night. Bill is cut out Tor a
~, ~ n -7s+reI not ball player. 1t is under
ui.',9'- tbat Sowders and NOthwang are
also booked for Jhsir releases.
Manager Frank Hailer proposes 10
rroi-s the fur fly from this time until
t ,'l','' s.ason closes. More power to YOU
ii', 49, least one Wheeling player has
learned 10 his sorrow that the new man, man
. cement men proposes TO enforce obedience
% Robbie no is batting like fend.
~ - M more earnest, conscientious
-, - han Home Run" Robinson.
pc. ..s5orty' Gallagher has been batting
=. "a irck but his fielding lately has
- - he hem of the sensational order.
II, encourage the team by your presence
This Al .ernoon- There is no room Tor
@knocking" al present.
"Knockers" are getting in their WORK
~ New Castle. and the club is playing
10 empty seats.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27

Grand Excursion to ParISershurg and Bl"n-
pcrha,, cit Island, sunday August 3Oth
1896.
sunday. August 30jh the Ohio River
Raflroad will run an excursion TO Par
kersburg and B'ennerhassett Island.
rae from Wheeling WI be $500 for
the round Trip. which -ncludes steam
boat ride to- The Island and admission
to the grounds.
Prot. JOS. Eise'e, with the largest ba-
loon in the world. 81 feet from mouth
TO apex. and So feet in diameter, has
bean secured at great expense for af-
ternoon ascenslons. With two parachute
deconts. Prof. Eise,e perform ng mar
veious acrobatic fea.s. WI drop from
the clouds In one of them. and from me
other will be suspended his team Of
trained goats hltched TO a cage OF pig
eons-.he mos, thrilling exh Dit-on ever
even. You cant afford TO miss it.
o Snecial train VIII leave Wheeling al
6 40 2. m. eastern time. returning
leave Parkersburg SEQ p. m.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27
WESTERN LEAGUE.
Paul AUGUST 26.-Score:

81. Paul, August 26.-Score:
ST. Paul ......531O1O00O-10 II 6
Minneapolis =. .1O611OO11-11 Is
Phyle and Spies; Hutchinson, Baker
and SchrYer.
indianapolis, August 26.-First game
Indianapolis .OOOO2OOOOO4-6114
Columbus -. ..10OOO1OOOOO-2 a
Damman and Wood; McGreevy and
Wilson.
Second game-score:
indianapolis E. ..O213O1O01-S II 4
Columbus =. ....0OOO0O02O-2 6
Fisher and Wood: Smith and Wilson.
Kansas City, No, August 26.-Score:
r II +
Kansas City..1O1OC8O1O1S-1O IA 3
Milwaukee ..1OO23OOOO1O-7 Is 8
Batteries, Barnett and Lake; Rettger
and Spear.
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EASILY DEFEATED.
Snec.al TO the Register.

SPECIAL 70 ne HtS!aItI.
Marietta. O.. August 26.-The Ma
riattas wsre defeated easily by Cam
bridge. after winning fifteen games.
The visitors batte1 Purcell freely and
played a good fielding game. All Of
The Mariettas seven errors were costly.
Attendance. COO. The score:
Cambridge =. ..O144O3OO*-12 Is 4
Marietta ...0OOO12010-4 II Z
Batteries. Castor and Prince; Purcell
and Donahue.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27
CAPTAIN AND MANAGER.

Frank Halter who was signed TO play
first and captain the home club, was
Yesterday also made manager Haler
has had some experience n this line.
He managed the St. Joe club in the
Western Association until that organ.-.
cation disbanded He has started on
with an excellent record, winning his
first three games. HaHer is the right
man for the place, and he has the best
wishes Of the local fans"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27
A NARROW ESCAPE.
Sneclal TO the Register.

GAINESVILLE, O.. August pa wild
throw in the ninth inning in to-day S
game saved the Sis1ersville team an
other shut-out Strawberry Pastorius
only allowed the visitors four hits. Inc
score:
GAINESVILLE =. ..OO2O26329-1S 81 l
Sis,ersville =. ..O0OOO0001-1 4 s
Batteries, Pastorius and Hite; Al
bright and Brooks.
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yANEGANs LOSE AGAIN.

Special TO the Register
NV Castle. Pa. August 26.-fhe
score IN to-day's game was:
Nsw castle ....1OOOOOOOO-1 5 5
Toledo ..... 81 l0Oll . ~ l
Ba,trries. Whitehin and Donovan;
Kalb and Arthur.
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MADE II THREE Straight.
Big Bill Johnson Lost the Game in
the First Inning,

When Wheeling Scored Nine Runs.
RObinsOn's Good Work With the
Stick Results of Other Games
in the National, Inter State and
Western Leagues-Other Sport,
Local and Telegraphic.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27
SHIELD or HONOR.

The annual parade end picnic Of the
local lodges OF The Sh e'd Of Honor was
given yesterday. At che O'Clock In the
afternoon the lodges formed N '!ne a..
ODD Fellows Hall, corner Twelfth and
Chapline streets. and, headed by brass
band. marched 10 the foo, Of the park
incline. \ big crowd attended the ont
Ing Al Mozart. and enjoyed the amuse-
mrn.s provided by the lodges. promi-
nent among them being dancing a~d
bowling.
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THE NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Washington. Angus, 26.-The Pirates
hit opportunity and were fortunate in
placing their hits. Padden made great
catch OF ball with one hand, after a
Lap. Lush also made an unHually
brilliant catch, after a long run. At
t.ndnnn. O19S Snnrn.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27

Niagara Falls and rUrn, Saturday,
August 18th. No change o. cars TO the
FaIIs. c.. /. & W. and y. T., c. q S.
7 railways Fare from Bridgeport, $500
round trim
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27

NIAGARA Falls excursion, Saturday,
- ooh Through sieepers and
- 80 cars. c.. l.. & ". and y. y, c.
& S.. L. railways. houlu UP from
Bridgeport, $500.
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A TIE GAME.
Special TO the R sgister.

Special TO the Register.
Youngstown, o., August 26-At the
end of the eighth inning when the score
was tied. the game was stopped on ac-
count of darkness. Score:
vo,rsstown ..3O1OOOO0-4 l
Fort Wayne .......1OOOOO O5-f . l
Batteries. Brodie and zinram; Carrick
and Huff.
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MARTINS FERRY.

Officers o? Tie German Lutheran sun
Id,v school q ny .Aat they contemplated
giving a picnic on Sunday, or any cthsr
day.
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rIElJ on me young WOlutIi SIG U-UA :
seem to get strong very fast.
And one Gay the crippled seamstress
tried 10 wipe away her tears with her
little handkerchief (for it would never
do to drop tears over other peoples but
tOnholes) while the fireman, his tiny
mo.herless baby on his knee, looked to-
ward the Immaculate bed where JAe girl
wife lay in The muslin srock she had
made hopefully for h.r bridal. and the
oft-spanked children took their noisy
play into another yard. WIKI q feeling
Of awe and sympathy quite foreign TO
these young Ishmaeli,es.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27

49, Concert nj Vocal Recital
hath To,sc. thursday. tpgust -. Re
Opcra, Its on sale at {. \ House Music
store.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-08-27

10 oI, bas,s Wheeling - Saginaw o;
sacrifice hits. Gallagher >. shaw. H9iler
Wcstlake. Whaley: two-base hl'f.
Thurston Whaley. Violet. Snyder Camel Camel.
stolen bases. Gallagher, Westlake NlolSt
3 Sb1W WhaIey > Robinson ,; double
plavs. taller massisted. Violet to West
lake Gallagher to Wh2iey; bases on
Stont =. hit bv pitched bail. Shaw; struck
Ont 0Sf' by Campbell 6, by Stout .; passed
halls Nothvang; time. 2;U5; umpire
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Persons q string privileges at the La
bor E1y Picnic can find the committee
ON m 5 ale Fair Grounds this after
neon from . until ; o'clock.
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WHEELING IS; SAGINAW >.
TOLEDO >; NEW CASTLE l.
YOUNGSTOWN 4: FIT. WAYNE (.
WASHINGTON .; JACKSON 1.
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Standing OF Clubs

TEAM w, L. j.. G.. TEAM. W. L. r. e..
y nsst ~. - ia Ft,Waynet3 is AIS
Ioie io...-2O II .64J ia Sson.. u 81 .&G4
Wheeling. ~ "a Oh IAu,h'g'uIO is 8IT
N.Castlc.. rs 10 .J1t Saginaw II p .344
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The Young husband on the second
floor was evidently a railroad man
nerbaps fireman on a freight rum He
need 10 start off at odd hours. generally
in the evening, carrying Dig square
lunch pail. his young we running
lightly down the steps with MIN 10 see
When h. returned there was always
y deiightful domestic hustle; the button
boIo-maker used TO see the young VIE
s,jcfno meat. making coffee and remoV-
- noir Of befrll5d pillow shams from
Lhe Immaculate Deu.
The fireman used to Offer burleque as
sfstance. which usually resulted IN d
coniugal game Of tag. $500
After q time the young vile no longer
ran down stairs with her husband sac
cat nv the window sewing a good ueal'
ord sung to herself long after the
canary was a sleepy yellow DaH u
Tn. fireman went away very re'uC-
.on,I,, those DAYS. and the button-noie
maker wasn't surprised one mOrnlns ~
&C Doctors carriage drive Slow! ~
=, aorn while a stout matron o. tno
~ M ~ nsr.uasion walked pas. the win.
dow, bearing a quser little OuhD's o.
flannel in her arms. ..--,..,. -,,1,er
After that the little buttonhoie-meeH rs
rs.d 70 tell her sister about me mr.
nan and his baby. There would De d
bnrrisd scrub at the sink, because en- IL
4 = ~. and engine grease don't harmonic !,
80 hsbias and then the father WOu.u
WI D rhs wonderful intelligence OF mat
h f..ooi;-oid chsrub. Then the lonely ou.-
| arbo1e.w or grew anxious for a
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-04-23

them richly deserve illing."-chicago
Record.
II never destroy receipted bill, do
your" said Bunting to Giley. II don't
think ever saw ONE replied Giley.-
Amusing Journal.
Say wilkins, that S. bill you loaned
last night was a counterfeit" well. you
said you wanted 1t bad."-New York Her
ald.,
Old Bachelor-Now that your sister has
married. II Is your turn. Young Lady-Is
that meant as an offer?.-Lustige Blat-
ter.
Fine feathers do not make fine BIRDS"
But every harum-scarum
Is not a prince: so heed my words:
II you've fine feathers, wear 'em.
-Harper's Weekly.
+. IF had your pull" said the small boy
who was struggling with a large kite In
a March breeze, Il could get purity high
up in the world. too."-Chicago Tribune.
After the Ball: First Sweet Thing
Jack says Miss Passee didn't look 20 last
night. Second Sweet Thing-No. She look
ed 35.-New York Tribune.
Charlie Harduppe-What do you mean
by sending my clothes home C. o. d.?
Didn't I have running account with
you? Kustem Made-Yes, but II is all
run out.-Brooklyn Life.
You say he is a remarkable man?"
Very" I'm what way?" He's the only
scientist in the country who has not
made an important discovery relative to
the X rays."-Chicago Evening Post.
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THURSDAY. APRIL %, 1896.
BRIGHTER EVERY DAY.

On the first page of the Standard this
morning is reprinted the New York
Journals latest revised estimates of
the strength of the silver and gold
forces respectively at the democratic
national convention. 1t processes to be
a more conservative presentation of
figures than was made in the same
newspaper a few days earlier. The
number of doubtful delegates is in
creased by Iowa's 26 votes. which the
Journal before had placed in the sill
yer column. A few states are not down
In the latest list at all. no replies to
the Journals kilograms of inquiry be-
ing received from them.
The figures are gratifying. 1t is diff
cult to get rid OF the impression that
the gold standard press Is exaggerating
silver's strength in the convention for
the purpose of soaring the gold forces
into making larger contributions and
more vigorous and determined efforts
all along the line. But there would be
no necessity for such active measures,
there would be no such sharp and gen.
eral cry of alarm unless the gold press
believed that the danger is real II is
certain that the goldbug elements in
the democratic party are panic-strick-
en-. 1t is equally certain that the silver
elements. and they are the masses of
the party. are gathering fresh conf
dence every day.
We believe there is the best ground
in the world for the hope that the Chi
cago convention will be in the hands
of silver's friends. and that II will nom-
mate for president a silver man on a
silver platform.
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Tine status Of racing in New York
state has been fixed by a decision rem
dered last Saturday, affirming the ac-
ton of the lower courts in discharging
two men from custody on habeas cor
pus proceedings. These men were ar
rested for violating certain sections OF
the penal code relating to lotteries. 1t
appeared than on October "a last Jo-
seph Sturges went with one Jones.
whose clerk he was. TO the Morris park
race track. followed Jones about the
track and recorded in a book bets made
with people he knew. He did nothing
else.
Within the meaning of the word
gambling. as II stands in the constitu-
ton, the racing of horses for prizes or
premiums is not included. as the courts
long ago held that there is a distinction
between bets or wagers, and purses,
prizes or premiums. Justice Rumsey
says that clearly the contention cannot
be maintained that racing hores for a
stake Is lottery. and on the facts of
the case the defendants cannot be said
TO have been guilty OF any Of the acts
which are forbidden by those sections
of the penal code prohibiting lotteries.
The decision is pleasing 20 August Bel
mont. president OF the Jockey club and
chairman OF the State Racing commits
sion. He considers It a great victory
for legitimate racing.
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There is no Disgusting the fact that
the republicans are alarmed about the
state of New York. Walter Wellman
writes to the Chicago Times-Herald
that IL is generally believed in wash
ington that New York state viii go
democratic this fall. owing to the Often
sive and expensive rule of republicans
for the past two years. In particular
the obnoxious character of the Raines
liquor law is working disaster to the
republican party. The spring munich
pal elections in the interior of the state
are all going democratic. New York,
as everybody knows, is the rankest
goldbug state in the union. The party
that declares strongest and most un-
equivocally for the single gold stand
ard will catch her vote. But other
things being equal. the Empire state
will swing back into the democratic
column this year.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-04-23
SENATOR CARTER IN FICTION

The May number of a certain maya
zine has a story about a United states
senator named Carter The story is
intended to possess what Augustin
DAILY, the playwright, calls contempora-
neous human interest. Senator Carter
is a man of great power and influence
both in the senate and in his party
He is. however, under the control OF
a mighty trust, and in one way or an
other a good many politicians have
strings on him. Hence 1t comes to pass
that he is mixed up in several schemes
that will not bear investigation. one
Sunday Senator Carter goes to church.
hears an extraordinary sermon, is pro-
foundly moved and resolves to lead
better life. With this idea in view he
goes back to the senate next day, and
creates a national sensation by de-
nouncing as an iniquitous measure
bill which he had previously supported.
A politician of doubtful character,
with whom he had been hand in glove,
calls upon tie senator with reference
to pushing along a bill of still more
doubtful character. Senator Carter In
emphatic language gives his visitor to
understand that he has no further use
either for him or his bill. There is
consternat ton all along the line.
Nobody is able to figure out what
has come over Senator Carter. His
closest friends can't do anything with
him. That he of all men should be the
victim of a moral craze A consulta-
ton Is held and a plan of action agreed
upon. Senator Carter is approached
by a man Of vast wealth. one of the
party's most liberal contributors and
staunchest supporters. This gentle
man tells the senator that he regrets
to see him going back on his friends
and his own best interests for ii had
Just been decided by his friends to
boom him for the presidency
The effect on Senator Carter is cleo
trio. He sweeps all his good resolutions
aside I'm moment. returns to his
friends and plunges afresh into all their
dangerous and doubtful schemes. That
is the fictitious Senator Carter. The
difference between the fictitious Sena-
tor Carter and the real Senator Carter
is apparent at glance to all who
know him. The idea that our Tom
could be swerved from the path OF
moral rectitude by a presidential bee
or that he could countenance any
shady piece of legislation, or bow in
submission to the dictates of any trust
or monopoly. or that he has any
flies or strings on him whatever Is
! prepoeterous on the face OF It, Sena-
tor Carter ought to bring a libel suit
against the magazine that has taker
such unwarrantable liberties with his
name. OF course. the writer of the
story had no intention of depicting
the real Senator Carter in any sense
/ but to use his name. or to use any
/ other senator's name. in such a story
exceeded the license of fiction and was
In abominable taste every way. IL Is
astonishing that any magazine should
have permitted such indecency.
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nifty for hearing the merits Of the ques-
ton discussed either in the press or on
the stump. They hear nothing but the
same old cry that the free coinage of
silver would plunge the country into
immediate and irretrievable ruin
there is little or no pretense TO argu-
ment
The plans outlined by the Silver Bow
Trades & Labor Bureau of Finance for
reaching the working people of the
East and Middle West. and teaching
them the fallacy of the argument thar
free coinage would benefit only the sill
yer producers, and proving to them
how on the other hand bimetallism
would inure directly and indirectly to
the advantage of the working classes
especially and to the whole country
generally, are worthy of the heartiest
commentator. Mr.. Walsh. as presi-
dent of the Bureau. and Mr.. Allen, its
treasurer, were in Anaconda yester-
day. and. ii is understood. received
fiattering encouragement from the
workingmen of this town. Messrs.
Walsh and Allen hold Offices in the
Miners union of the same rank as
those they are filling in the Bureau of
Fina nee. This is a workingmen's move
ment for workingmen. The Standard
believes in it and wishes 1t all manner
of success.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-04-23
EMIT HUMOR.

clara-Nr. Nicefello said my face was
classic. What is classic? Dora-Oh, most
anything old.-Good News.
Smithers-I wish some one would teach
me 10 save money. Miss Hope-Oh. Mr..
Smithers, this is SO sudden.-New York
Press.
Ii is a common saying that lovely wo-
man cannot keep a secret. but who beside
herself knows where her pocket ISL
Somerville Journal.
De Vere-I heard n compliment for you
to-day. Miss Antique-Indeed, What was
n? De vere-Young Chapman says you
carry your years well.-New York Town
Topics.
rye travelled from the East TO West.
I've roamed from North to South;
But failed to find barber who
Didn't lather up my mouth. sf
Truth.
Scientists say now that handshaking
convevs disease" "Of course; that's the
way the grip got started. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Beverly is a thorough aristocrat. isn't
hep Yes: he has such a well-bred way
of not listening when you say anything
to him."-Chicago Record.
She-why. Charles. how can you call
I Miss James plain? l wish l was only half
I as good-looking. He-NoU are. Hatty. and
I you know it.-Tid-Bits.
/ Defeated Candidate-Bah, (snapping his
/ nngers) that for public Office Successful
| Candidate-Nes. Il IL a snap. I'll admit
! Philadelphia North American.
| Florence-What is the FIRST thing YOU
/ have to learn in golfF Marion-What tc
! wear.-Puck. -
Alas. father. I have lost my heart
. walled the heroine. The villain scowled
/ Careless girl" he exclaimed between
his cliuched teeth.-Philadelphia Record
In battle musicians are always KEEP
| in the rear" That's not fair. Many o
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-04-23
A WORD TO YOUTH.

Youth, come straighten out your curis
Put the roses in your cheeks
Back upon a bush to bloom
June will find them when she seeks.
Make your step conform TO ours;
Cast your bright eyes mostly down;
On your white, untroubled brow
Draw the outlines of a frown.
For, you glad and selfish youth.
In your springtime don't you see
That we all are watching you,
And are jealous as can be?
Judge.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-04-23
HFLANA'S SILVER SERVICE

We are panied and deeply grieved to
learn from the esteemed Helena indie
pendent that the movement in the
capital city to raise money for silver
service for the gunboat Helena Is not
a brilliant and unqualified success. For
some reason or other, the generous,
hearty, whole-souled people of Helena
are not tumbling over one another In
a frantic rush to subscribe. up to
date" says the Independent, there
have been nearly $3.50 subscribed, of
which the first 800 was given by two
men before the subscription paper was
started at ALL" These two men were
Mr.. NARROW and Mr. Edgerton. Aside
from theirs, we do not notice any sub
scriptions higher than $40. But then
Mr.. Richard Jockey, with characters
tic generosity, puts down 1--WE dollars.
The committee had no right to expect
more than $3.50 from Mr. Jockey. 1t
must have approached him when he
was in a lavish, even reckless, mood
We trust the donation of five dollars
will not cripple Mr.. Jockey. Few men
I'm Helena can afford to do things on
such a princely and magnificent scale
We read in the Independent: r.
There was one example when Mr.. VIII
| son met a merchant who does business
on upper Main street.
! Cant you put your name down Tor at
| least S5?" asked the alderman. THAT Is
little enough, heaven knows. and you
won't miss it a bit. ~,
60 V,nrE
chant replied. II am opposed to 1t from
the start. There isn't any sense in vast
ing good money so foolishly.'
/ The alderman tried to explain how the
| custom had arisen, and how most cities
would feel highly honored by having
ship in the navy named after them. The
merchant refused to see IL that way,
though lie was indignant TO the last q
IF the merchants and the people who
have the money won't come to the front,
you can't blame US IL we take the money
| out of the city treasury, can your Mr..
Wilson asked, as he turned away.
The merchants ire was up in an in
slant.
| shaking his fist in the alderman's face.
'If you do, l warn you here and now
| that | will enjoin you from paying the
! money | will hire a lawyer and see TO
it that the case is fought TO the bitter
end before l will stand here as citizen
and see IL DONE"
Such is life in the gay capital, the
business and financial center of Mon
tana. with it's acknowledged social SUI
premacy. Here in Anaconda, with its
vulgar hordes of working people CROP
ing in the horrors of barbarism, $4,000
for a new theater was raised in five or
six days. But the Helena committee
has plainly overlooked, or has not had
time to call upon. many of the public
spirited citizens of the capital. We
do not observe in the list the name OF
w. F. Sanders. or /. Marks. or Sam
Word. or Judge Mcconnell, or A. ]
Seligman, or Major Maginnis' or Hugh
Kirkendall. or Joe Woolman, or ]. w
Kinsley. or Jack Waite. or Aaror
Herschfield. or Sam Lung, or Bum Hop
or See Woe. Surely these gentlemen
will contribute $50 apiece gladly anc
enthusiastically for the asking.