New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

It Is the opinion OF Judge McCague OF Omaha
that Mckinley will have a majority OF 1000 In
Nebraska; but, far the free-slver people In
Nebraska concerned. he thinks 1t unjust 10 de-
them Anarchists and Socialists. They
are. he believes sober serious. well-meaning people
who have been led away by a falacy 1T should
never be forgotten. he says that prairles are
peopled by the sons and daughters OF the East IL
the East will her children with consideration
talk TO them kindly. persuade them by argument
that they simply following headstrong young
man TO his and their rutn-McKinley will sit In
the White House and the Nation will he saved from
financial disaster and prosperity will hover again
above the grain fields beyond the Mississippi
Hard Hit-Mdred-fiave you heard the news
about Charlie Kinks and Mabel Buxton?
Mdred-Hes in love With her
Adeaide-How do you know?
Mdred-He worked twO hours at stretch last
cleveland Leader
A South American lady is quoted saying thai
Some time ago. in the absence Of water, OF which
there was "A great dcarth at the time. she washed
her face with some OF the Juice of a watermelon
The result was so soothing that she repeatedly
washed her face in this manner. and her astonisn'
ment great. few days later. on seeing that
there was not freckle left on her previously be-
freckled face.
1T must be poor sort of a chump." said Pitts.
Il
New-York"
Why how do You manage III" asked
Write a prescription
Wouldn't that come under the law which pro
hibi,s the practice of medicine in this state WITHOUT
registry duly graduated physician -.
yourselfNelse every man. woman and child taking
might. however. come under the head Of Inc man
who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client
oh NJ b.. OF course"
But you are not Doctor -. ....u. .r,,ebty
Il know it-but NJ D. in this case means ms""o
dry 1t goes. TOO, at any drug store IN Ne"-lo@
Pittsburg Dispatch
In shantytown-.Arrah Dinnis and are ye broke
up wild the excise law"
"Whisht Moike. it's doin well am Out IN
kapin It quoiet Dye moind my old woman soa.'
TIL re a dozen OF EN-. shure: and Sathuruas n,e
we do be givin' them all he drink they'll nod' tp
they're dead dhrunk intoirely-faitn u na'u ."9
the bastes is gettin TO bc,-and thin on sun.S,''
shure We sell the crathers milk 10 thin that 90 W
afther comm for refreshments It's gram.
scheme be tabers and It's money were MAXIM
it,
ALLOY.
Wen hail the purple grape that hangs ABOVE W
But well miss the morning giories that were '@"-
And the feasting and the greetns
While the golden days are fieeting GA.
Will not make us quite forget the o'oo"'' '''''
And as we drink TO newer Joys. wen think OF th0'
that Ny. .,us
/ When autumn murmurs 'how-dy-do' and SUNNI"
says "goodby."
The world is ever shifting. and comoan'onsn~
must end: .v.anv
We greet a cherished guest and say fare~eH'
some old friend:
There's a gentle sense OF gadness
/ And a little thrill OF sadness -, xtt
In the changes that the seasons IN the" W.
transition send. -,,ht
And so the smile OF welcoming is blended WIN
As autumn murmurs how -dy do and summer ''
so'"'' -(washington s'sf
/ A serious cattle plague has broken out ID
maica and the Legislative Councii mas 49,
/ priated 5000 to pay for the services OF Pr0'.s.
Williams the cattle expert OF Scotland, 10 w
scribing remedy.
Mr. Ferry-Durng the row, while the vs s'ys
were wrangling with the umpire. Batsey toooss ~
4 opportunity TO sneak home amid the plaudi's =" -
assembled rooters. .uoiauS
Mrs Ferry-The idea Why should they app'sss,
a man who was such coward as TO run home W."
trouble began?-(Cincinnau Enquirer.
The London Daily Graphic Is evidenH :,
termined not to indulge In any exaggerauon
says that 400 people we're present In the MAUI"
Square Garden when Mr.. Bryan spoke.
Acted Like It-"when / married YOU ne s'~
/ Il thought you were an angel
She looked at him co.dly
II inferred AS much she said. "A, Nin
! There was something in her tone that toio -
there trouble In store for him . .yoa
From the very frst" she went on ,sssas
seemed TO think could get along without c"-.
-(Chicago Post