Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-05-15
aa|ausiae Gatherings,

G1 A beautiful girl IS one VINO h
pretty and doesn't know it.
p~ Christ is himself the one unan'
swerable proof of Christianity.
nag Partial culture runs to ornate
extreme culture to simplicity.
nag Arkansas has more miles of nav
igable streams than any other State in
the Union.
s8- An sold peoples club" flourish
es in Lexington, KY. The youngest
member is SO years old.
p6 What you keep by you you may
change and mend; but words once
spoken you can never recall.
nag How many troubles might man
kind be spared if they would only stop
to hear each others explanation.
nag Collections are so slow now that
absent-minded people find it more
difficult than usual to collect their
thoughts.
a@ A petrifed whale, 80 feet in
length, has been found in the bills
near Lompoc. Santa Barbara, CAL, II
miles from the sea.
s6T The man who knows that ne
was one kind of a fool yesterday, very
often has suspicion that ne il some
other kind of a fool today.
s@ An enthusiastic Western critic
thus writes of a new novel: line
incidents follow each other like a
shovelful of hot Goals"
p8r Intemperance drives wit out OF
the head, health out of the body, mon
ey out of the pocket, elbows out OF the
coat, and goodness out of the heart.
S@ A dry goods merchant was ask
ed how he spent his evenings. His
reply was, CAT night I store my mind,
and during the day I mind my store"
s6- DR.. Higgins, the we'll known as
tronomer, says that the stars are red,
white and blue, according to their
ages. The white stars are the young
est.
p@ The common law which makes a
husband liable in damages for slander.
ous words uttered by his wife is held
by a Minnesota court to be still IN
force.
s@ Julia, never see you at funer-
ais" "No; when I 60 I always cry
harder than the widow, and that
makes people think I was in love with
the man.
p@ Killing time is one of the worst
Of murders. We have only a short
lease on life, and he who kills time Is
q suicide to the extent of hours thus
murdered.
r@ The Atlanta Constitution says it
is encouraging to hear Georgia editor
editor exclaim, "We are going to make
q living out of this paper if we die in
the attempt.
s6- The Alps and the Himalayas
seem immense to beholders who stand
at their bases, but upon the globe, as
q whole, they are no more than the
roughness of the skin Of an orange.
p4- A good man and a wise man
may at times be angry with the world,
at times grieved at it; but be sure, no
man was ever discontented with the
world if he did his duty in it.
p8 We often live under a cloud !;
and it is we'll for us that we should DO
20. Uninterrupted sunshine would
parch our hearts; we want shade and
rain to cool and refresh them.
nag There is hen in San Francisco
that builds her home in a willow tree,
and lives there like an ordinary tree
nesting bird. The fowl has all the
ierceness of hawk, and will allow no
one to approach the tree.
p9- The great and direct end of gov
is liberty. Secure our liberty
and privileges and the end of govern.
nent is answered. If this be not
effectually done, government is an
evil.-Patrick Henry.
a9- "The Goldfish" said the profess
sor, "lays considerably more than a
million eggs" 'sIt is nightly lucky
for the Goldfish that she doesn't have
to cackle for every egg," said the
student who came from the farm.
pH Well, Uncle Rasbury, how did
you like the sermon ?" sit war a
powerful sermon, Marse john" "What
was it about ?" "It war bout de mir
acle OBJ 1000 loaves an 5000 fishes
bein' fed to de IL 'postles."
@ "Well, did you take the medi-
cine left? "No, doctor" "Why
didn't you?" "Well, doctor, you said
for me to take one of the pills five
times day, and as you left several, 1
didn't know which particular pill you
H9- $50 Cholly Vitevie is going to be
married ?" eyes" "Sent in your con-
?" "No; fact is 1 don't
know the girl, so I can't congratulate
him and 1 do not know him, so l
can't congratulate her. Deused awk-
ward"
R1 Nearly all the fly paper used in
the world is made in Grand Rapids,
Mich. About 450 hands find employ
ment the year round. The ingredients
of the sticky preparation are a closely
puarded secret. known oply to the four