The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1896-06-26
S!an Was Made 70 Kick.

two uncharitable times.
SIAN Was Made to Kick.
Once the poet, in quaint fashion,
Wrote that man was made to mourn
That his heart was filed with passion,
And by sorrows would be torn
But We who are in the tussle,
With our minds made up to stick,
Find we must not mourn, but hustle,
And that man was made to kick.
Philadelphia North American.
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A west side woman who had read that
camphor sprinkled around the room
would drive away flies and mosqui-
toes, jumped out of bed the other night,
seized the bottle of camphor in the
dark and gave the bed a sprinkling.
The next morning she aWoke to find
the white spread covered with ink spots
and the ink bottle was empty. Report
sayeth not what the nature of her re-
marks was.
The burning of the Sheridan county
court house and the complete destruc-
ton of the records, exemplifes the
wisdom displayed by the Sherman
county commissioners in providing the
fire-proof vaults in which our records
are kept. These vaults are also so
strongly constructed that they could
not be opened except by an expert
burglar and the best of tools
A COW was killed last Thursday even
ing by lightning for Joe Williams. Mr..
and Mrs. Williams were milking in the
lot at the time and we're within few
feet of the animal when the bolt struck.
but we're uninjured. The wire about
the lot was burned and twisted by the
deadly fluid and several posts torn
down.
A Saline county farmer endeavored
to get cost out of his corn by convert
ing it into moonshine whiskr. The re-
venue men Dissolved the still in the
farmers house and promptly closed the
industry by falling the promoter
Everything is against the producer,
even in the whisky business.
Heavy showers have fallen the past
week in nearly every portion of the
county. A portion of the small grain
has revived and will make something.
The corn is growing we'll and promises
we'll. The prairie grasses have taken a
fresh start and are again green, fur
nishing the best of grazing,
Chndren's day exercises we're held at
the Congregational church Sunday, the
schools of all denominations taking
part. The interior Of the church was
nicely decorated with flowers, making
a beautiful setting for the prettily
dressed boys and girls who took part
in the services.
An Ohio woman licked a burglar
within an inch of his life, blackeued
both of his eyes, broke his nose and
kicked in his ribs. She promptly and
very properly tainted when she found
that it was not her husband, for whom
she had been sitting up all night.
Miss Mamie Canutt left for Good
land, Kan, last Tuesday night where
she goes for the benefit of her health.
She expects to return in October. She
will be the guest of her uncle and
aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. P. Baker. -Rosedale
KAN Commercial.
Marsh Murdoch of the Wichita Eagle
predicts that in the event of the gold
standard becoming permanent with
this election, the price of wheat will
fall to about y cents per busheI. 1t is
down to near that point nov,
1t is thought TO be certain that Miss
Belle Bennett. Of Topeka, Kan, vent
down with the DFummond Castle off
the coast OF France. Kansas is always
IN evidence even at shipWreoks.
a gsod many editors Of republican
papers in Kansas. who, prior to the ma
tsonsl convention wsre out land out adj
vooates of bimetaliism are now prepsrS
Ing to SET doFn q feast Of CROW.