The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-05-15
Editorial and Otherwise.

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Four tablespoonfuls of liquor equals one.
half gill.
No man is a hero to his finances small
brother.
The liars share is very often the lions
share.
England has a surplus--not Of humility
however.
The first adobe houses were built by the
swallows.
There is plenty of room for originality in
blnomers.
One and onchalf pins of cornmcal equals
one pound
It seems the scavcngcr will never haul off
the dead beat.
Thanks to Senator +. {. E'nthall for pub
tic documents.
Men more easily renonnce their interests
than their tastes.
The Federal Government is not merely an
ultimatum factory.
One of the best ways to encourage rascalitv
is to laugh at it..
Do not rub tac hair of the bald headed
man the wrong way.
ANY athletic and daring youth is now pre-
pared tn enter college.
Conscience makes towards of some and
busybodics of others.
The winds and waves are always on the side
of the ablcst navigafors.
Temper in man is quickcncd by heat, but in
metal is destroyed.
Truth is the root, but human sympathy is
the flower of practical life.
valuable public documents.
All who advertise do not get rich, but pre-
ciois few get rich without it.
a sign-board can't tell anything. 1t takes
an advertisement to do that
The world is fnll of advertising, We. every
body wishes to hear what is new.
The worlds memory is short. It will for
get il YOU do not jog it frequently.
Early to bed and early to rise will all be in
vain il You don't advertise.
1t is reported that the Indians of Alaska are
preparing to go on the war path.
John d. Rockefeller has offered TO give Vas
sar College 100000 for new building.
The slnggard considers all of his time
wasted save the portion he spends in sleeping.
When two lovers kiss the bacillus must
Look out for explosions and take care of him
self
The teeth of fish like the teeth Of mos,
animals, are not fastened to the bone, but are
held in sockets.
II is good plan to plant ont few peach
and apples trees every year to keep up the
supply of fruit.
Because the moon looks pretty when it is
full is no reason why man should try and
follow its example.
The mouth of the lobster is small, and he
must tear his fuod to pieces with his claws
before he can dcvonr it.
Pave the way to successful life, not with
broken resolutions, but with granite stones of
determination.
Reed pens split at the end like quill pens
have been fund in Egyptian tnmbs dating
probably 2jO0 years before Christi
To those who know not the port to which
they are bound; no wind is favorable. Have
n purpose in life and stick to it.
BY the last census it is shown that there are
in the United States 1895 female preachers,
20S lawyers and 1855 doctors.
The peach blossom has been selected bv n
vote of the school children of Delaware as the
floral emblem Of the State.
darlington Booth is going to mount his
"volnnteers" on bikes that they may be able
to overtakc the fleeing sinners.
The English are Worrying over the large
surplus in their treasury. Why don't they
elect Republican Congress?
According TO DR.. II. X. Carroll, who took
the recent religious census of the United
States, the value of the church property in
this country is fully $sOo,oOO,O0O.
In describing picnics, they say, "the table
groaned," but in most eases the cloth was
spread upon the ground and the picnicers
"groaned" while ants crawled upon the sand
wichcs.
The Cincinnati board of education has made
the experiment of educating white and black
in the same schools, and find that it does not
work. They are now working for separate
schools.
Lincoln was the first president of the United
States to wear beard, Grant was the first to
wear a mustache, and Cleveland the first to
wear m,istache without beard.
Some Of the citizens of Jackson use the city
park as calf pasture, and the Clarion
Ledger ADVISES the killing of the calves and
the arrest Of the offending citizens.
A Georgia man dreamed the other night
that he was dead, and the next day, while
telling a friend Of the peculiar dream, fell
dead. The cause was supposed to be appo-
plexy, as he was apparently in the best Of
health.
A Florida contemporary denonnces paper
published in a ncghboring town as vegeta-
bic mons,rosity with radish (reddish) hair,
a turnip nose, corny feet, \ cabbage head and
the habit of a deadbeat. Quite compli-
mcntary, 10 shy he least