New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-29
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

There Is an Ohio revivalist who stv.s ~. ~.
bors free fireworks show every nigh, :,
practice TO shoot OF skyrocket for every .ou, -
saves.
The Same with Difference d.adv 49,.
1t that distinguishes civilization from barbar,,ry
" II very simple: Civilization consists In H. a,
ian Si. ny your enemy with cannon bali At d.
head of with sabre"-d>e Gauois
President Drown. Of Lehigh University M. ,or
the seniors that they must not have punch q In
class day exercises: and the seniors say that thu
VIII make up FOR II at the class supper.
Limitations No" sighed the Evil One. ~, carr
DO thing with actors. The minute we try 10 msis
IL not Tor them they get up benefit performance
ana OF course. YOU know that means a FROST
Even me supernatural. II seemed had occsstouain
10 meet up with limitations.-l Detroit Tribune
The Buffalo Enquirer says that the 0paaA
bachelor apartment-house in the world viii 100
be erected In Buffalo, at a cost Of nearly Q,0AaA
This Is strange item Of news when II Is reuGu
bered that Buffalo is full Of beautiful women,
Wouldn't Crafty Them.-Mr. Banss--Dcuv ~
think we'd better pull down the parlor shadsss We
shan't be home for ten days. you know.
down. half the women In town whom know VII
hustle up here and leave their cards I'm NOT going
10 crafty them in any such way.-Cieyeland Haa
Dealer.
JOnn '. BOnaDnOn. or baltimore. ana MS family
have for their home four unused streetcars which
he has had moved 70 piece OF ground In the
suburbs. whore he does not have to pay any rent
He bought the for $40 each, and he declares
that they make comfortable dwelling
Nerve-"Nerve" said the enthusiastic man. "Jer.
roli has the most nerve | ever knew one man 70
carry What DO you think ne did while the doeton
one ear and watching for the car with both eyes
He lay there and sang Just Tel Them mat ioe
Saw Me- that's what he did.'-(Indianapolis Jour
nal.
The incredible repor, comes from Chicago that
many of the children In the public schools OF %"
city have never a hog. though they have
seen lions. tigers and other tropical animals some
citizens are so worked up over the discovery tnss
they propose to have specimen hogs placed u no
geological departments OF the parks
father hangs up four hams 10 the rafters ana ~.
ward sends one TO your master. how many ns 'aS'
| left?"
Joseph-Three sir ...
Master-Quite right. Now. be sure you ne1 49,
! this example 10 your father. Just 10 snow a.@a
well you are getting on in your sums-tLAm~"
| Maison.
At the annual meeting Of the London wsser
mission the other day. the chairman referred 70 'ns
work of the female sisters" and the Rev mug
PrIc. Hughes invited young men and women Oh ~
| ages 70 attend his meetings. This recalls inc Nv
| OF a nervous young curate. Young ladies' 10 ~
! gan. In an address to a gathering OF wome.-
perhaps | should say young women 1of "'"
| embrace you all"
Ass,s,ant Editor "New-York Bloger-om,es we, "a" 80
lust received word that the Ahkoona o. '""'
ofsh tnroW IRON S,o Instantly offering him any Pre-
he may name for a description OF n'S ''"''
| over his own signature. ,, .u.h an offer
E1itor"Of course not. but We can pr,n, ~ .ad"
simle Of his refusal and JUST '"''"
'' %ss si he may take the 'r0aOe ="
answer MI, 49, ,,,,, the fac smile Of our
offer and crow over that for ie" u"''
! Post.
There v.r. recently in the French pres ~
among Eronch literary societies some warm a.
sions about a. reform In spelling. some'n"s -.
those which have lately occupied me 49,.
press. The would-be reformers in France no" =. IN
! defeated. as their imitators In the on'''. TIA
have been, by the conservative sen'" rh.lr
chung to the already adopted orthosiap NOT
theory In favor OF n change IN spe""s .os,aca.
| confined as Il was In America, 10 me- ,,,s. oe
lions I'm the writing OF words like hypo'n's -.
Michael Angelo; IL was based upon the a"es' 1879.
| sty and proprlety OF modelling orthos'Ap" that
| ing to pronunciation They said for ~.-ofv %
the word philosophy should De "'' a.. et,srs
It is pronounced and that useless or pai ..m.rce,
should be suppressed. as one m !" 49,, com
which, according 10 them, should pe .os,Ss
cree regular league Of savan's' :" -. uss
and professors was formed TO advocate .,v b
method OF spelling. and II was direc'ea '.,o.x A
DR.. Charles Richet. a professor OF pnsSssniaeI
the Paris Academy OF Medicine VINO n.
as a shining light in science ana n.e' ''" .eeora
printed two numbers OF the Revue beus rr.ly
ing to the rules OF the new spelling. ou' ~ ~
abandoned a,.y hope OF reform when nc ., ~
public sentiment was opposed to changes :"
line
Parkesburg Chester County, has me penn or
of numbering among it's citizens sama, noi,fcal ~
net who probably holds more ohice sayye Just
private than any other man IN tne 81 NcCappenl
rssent he is acting as foren, , s ~ County
stone quarry. near Lafayette Mv"'b ,sh constabse
When at home he ofiiciates as Ws,,sic HAL an
policeman health officer. JanitSr vs,no5ist Churc1
Odd Fellows Hail. sexton OF the naners and euu
dog catcher, reporter for t pSSS,aaeIphis daily 70
satisfied with all these honot ne Peace and coz
made postmaster. Justice OF .n heorouxh. Then
puisory education officer OF the w he only voss
WIN be really busy rs ssS, As he ha, Sr!y.
arm having lost the other y ss sHhi MIN 10 rnf
Forge in his youth b.: Siff S Summons Hska
church ball or Su2aX ~ WnippS ecord