The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1896-01-10
GLINiPSES or LIFE.


Lucy What is it?
Jenny You marry him, dear. lhc
Me Up.
Couldn't Control her Feelings,
eyes, 4" said Dicky Stalate, with
satisfied smile, that young woman
very fond of me. "
"How do you know
81 was calling on her yesterda
evening, and do you know, she wa
SO thoughtful of my comfort that sli
worried for two hours for fear l woul
miss the last ear. -" Philadelphi
Record.
He Triumphed.
Il had long argument with Digb
this morning." said the controversial
man, "and convinced him. "
So he told me.
"Ha! He acknowledged it to you
did he!'
eyes: he said he'd rather be con
WINGED than talked to death y
The Balance Restored.
Mrs. Henry Peck Bah | only mar
ried you because | pitied you, wher
nobody else thought anything abou
you.
Mr. Henry Peck (wearily) All,
well. my dear, everybody pities me
Lacked Nerve.
She 81 was afraid you were going
Inns So J,
He--"Oh. no; I wouldn't dare dc
that 7 merely had some sand in nv
mouth. :"
She (disgustedly Don't take il
out 1t may get into your system. y
4 Feather in His Cap
Singleton has been Tilted
by that Freeman Girl. but he doesn t
anpear to be yerv much emf nm about
it. -
Wicks-" Not at all fact is, Single
ton is decidedly pulled up because so
many women have refused him. He
thinks he must be the best man in the
world, whom all the girls declare they
would not marry. - Boston Tran
script
Too Abrupt
George You would marry the big
est fool in the world If he asked you,
wouldn you!
Ethel-Oh, George, this is so sudden.
i Ild-bits.
u,
husoaho Nsha'ihe j--'ohlouha the
"Z 10! W.,
!, has the matter DO"
i9 9ti re ureaalulIy cross tempered.
ne ne ,aA'T l ~ so lhlerhaliy aull'
DulL: Why, l ripped up an oia
P1 49, al' pnaar "'' - 'u'
,i''0s i''-'i'
Y usl?ller lan J puy an engage
hlcnt ring on lhe ihslaiimeht plan'
clerk- res II you can give us any
security customer can give
,p ~, tHe n"lne III the Sifl latheF' -
't,, .,,
MI Farmer she saia' VIII you
,, -. zen me please &C..
Is Is thls the way 10 "afehan!
ne farmer looked up from ms work
49,, win gTln.
Al the bioomered girl on her bicycle
,v, thin, .
ara n, ~ ~ ~ e",- VAN ,lo SIN
guess ''"' = '''e T SS?,, ~ Mef5 ell;
On',"s" necoru
lie nIrudchen, dear, this kiss tells
,ou all 1 nave to say. Have you I'M
'erstood inef
She-oh, please say 1t again. !
Lazibones Yes, sir: our college
las turned out some great men.
rustic 80 suppose you are one of
hem" Lazibones- Well, the college
urned out Of college. Just the same" I
i Philadelphia Record
Grandna-Don,t oct scarab Willie
he tiger is about TO he fed that's
hat makes him iumn and roar 81
Willie Ceasilyl oh | ain,t afraid If
i'm, grandpa Papa's the same way
hen his meals amt ready. II Stand
I'd. |
"Do Won think If ouite the thing
Ir Snenlow for Won 10 take mo Joun
, simmer when vour frapco. 10
ereY', Snenlow --..CartaipIy
do. Ethel annroves She saws 4
ores her already Ia tbinl, If tba MN
or Of times she and / will have r. aat
,pether -. RrooIxivn Tia
e.1oh, 1ohn a.ai.a $780,, v...
; oGnn' pohn; w wase up lou We go'
,t,narS ..nt arg you cream
y a'o'. ~ ~ was az
leaui though ! tiau peeh le.t
y .one, maria u 1u were puillng
d ieiiipIe ra,e' Mnat we're you P
~ III - ,"I"En' ~ was h
10 ; udnh HoIiuaS an'' ! had iassoed al
! 'cepels' puiitt ~ !Lto me harhor h
~ was seIllhs IL AT the rate OF ten II
minute = ''>' . " - - - ~ " ~" Al
"Oh I wish could droap of srob h
ok Jobn,' '''''' VI sum p
sYou can Naria-vou can ;s Won =
IN mt Tnrr noId faat 80" "n = gou
IN hacl, thn sane wo,, vo 500 LIS t fout
'a;nst r,ina >, way ''' nave 'iieii
-.
a very ueVout gentleman OF BostCn