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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Iago and Mckinley are the only men
known to history who resolved never
20 speak more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

What nonsense" said she, "all this
talk is about girls being allowed to en-
courage bashful young men, one year
out of every four
Yes" replied Willie Washington, Just
as If they didn't whenever they felt like
ii. leap year or no leap year. wash
ington Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The South Carolina Democrats want
Tillman for president. No one else
does.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The reformers intended to do Kru-
ger. They will do time instead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

In calling for more delegates General
Gposvenor shows himself to be a regu-
lar Oliver Twist
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The sober second thought generally
Is never to do it again. Subsequent
thoughts alter this decision.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

It seems to be possible to get a sig
nal from Mars but not from Canton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

It is impossible to see what good can
be accomplished by the appointment of
a commission to collect information and
recommend legislation with regard to the
problems of labor, capital and agricul-
ture. There is an abundance of such in
formation within easy reach of those
who wish to study it, and experience has
proved that the recommendations of
commissions are never of any advantage
so far as practical results are concerned.
st. Louis GlobeDemocrat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The financial question has swallowed
up the appendicitis fad.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

McKinleys financial policy is one Of
mastery inactivity of the tongue.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Jaggs-Why is it everyone laughs at the
fool?
Snagg@They don't; some one was try
ing to humor you.-Adams Freeman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

10 cure nervousness, Lack OF sel1-control, de-
spcadency, &c.
10 exchange jcded and worn nature for
one Of brightness, bloyaacy AID power.
To cure forever effects Of cxccsses, overwork,
worry, &c.
Tosgive full strength, development and tone
to every portion and organ of the body,
Age no barrier. Failure impossible. Two
thousand references.
The book is purely ccdiccl and scientific,
useless to curiosity seekc-s, Invaluable to Een
oalykEho need it.
Aae5pairing man, who had applied to Us,
sconSafter wrote:
"Weli, 1 tell you that frot day is one I'll
never forget. L just brbblcds with joy.
waated to hug everybody AID tell them my
old self had died yesterday, and ny now self
was born t--dcy. Why didn't you tell me
whan L first wrote that l would find it this
way?' a
And another thus:
IF you dumped cart load of gold at ny
feet it would not bring such gladness into my
life as your method has done"
Write TO the ERIE MEDICAL COMPANY,
Buffalo, y; X, and ask for the little book
this paper, and the company promises to send
the book, in sealed envelope, without any
marks, ard entirely FREQ, until it is well intro
iuced.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Cumso-When l was at Niagara Falls
l went through the Cave of Winds
Cawker-That's nothing. When / was
at Washington l spent an hour in the
Senate gallery.-Puck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

SILvER-6Sls
LEAD-Brokers' $3.50; exchange, SS.O215
COPPER-Brokers', lis; exchange, 11.50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Mr. Spriggins (gently)-My dear, a Bos-
ton man was shot at by a burglar, and his
life was saved by a button which the bull
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Mrs. Outskirts?"
Yes; we have flung all our old tin cans
over into the neighbours lot."-Chicago
Record.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Very Patriotic.-Yeast-Did the colonel
drawn his sword in defense Of his coun-
try?
Crimsonbeak-No; only a pension
Yonkers Stateman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

1.-THE enemy" shouted the courier,
breathlessly, is opening with grapeshot."
The face of the warrior blanched.
Appendicitis he gasped.
Nevertheless it was glorious to die in
a great cause.-Detroit Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

OF whom will the national convention
at Chicago be composed? OF delegates
from the Democracy of the states, some
of whom are selected by district and
others by state conventions. They will
come from the Democratic people, and
should represent them. The commission
of every delegate should be the will of
his constituency. 1t is not for the ma
tional convention to tell the people what
to do, but for the people to tell the con-
natl Enquirer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

I'm boarding with newly married
couple just at present 1t is better than
a circus
Two souls with but single thought
eh?"
II guess so: but 1 am blamed if have
any idea what it may be.''-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

It is the right and the duty Of the
burghers to protect themselves against
invasions such as that of Jameson's, in
stigated as 1t was by the men in their
hands. Jameson's raid cost many lives,
and it would not be magnanimity, but
maudlin weakness, to invite another by
inficting merely nominal penalties upon
the promoters of this. But, nevertheless,
it can scarcely be intended that the con-
victs shall serve out their sentences.
They are held in a manner as political
prisoners. really as hostages for the good
behavior of Britons outside the jurisdic-
ton of The Transvaal. If no more revo-
lutlons or raids are attempted, it is to be
expected that they will be released after
a comparatively short time, on condition
of their leaving the country.-New York
Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Inspector of Prisons-In providing you
with work your former occupation shall
be taken into account. What were you?
Convict-An anarchist.
Inspector-Um. UNI. We can put him TO
road blasting.-Neue Fligende Blaetter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Cant get anything on this watch?"
asked the society burglar as he present.
ed a stolen chronometer at the sign of
the Three Balls
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

II cannot see," said the sentimental
maiden, why a young man in love
should always be deemed a subject for
laughter"
Nor l." said the soured bachelor.
There is nothing more cruel than making
sport of mental infirmity. "-Cincinnat
Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

About four years, l should think re-
piled the detective, who had been waiting
for the missing goods to turn up.-Wash-
ington Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

If of siuggers Fitzsimmons is king,
Then everybody admits
That all the other men in the ring,
OF course, are subject to Fitz.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

I'VE have decided to shoot YOU" said
the Spanish official in Cuba to the pris-
oner who had just been brought in. But
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Does Jorzins always carry life pre-
server?"
Always"
I'm the shape of an air cushion?''
mo; in the shape of flask. Detroit
Free Press.
Have you begun making garden yet,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Mrs. Spriggins-Well, what of it?
Mr.. Spriggins (meekly)-Nothing, only
the button must have been on.-Boston
Traveller.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

touch of real emotion in his voice, that
could bwing myself to be of more con-
sequence in this world
oh don't worry. Everybody has his
USE
'Y-a-a-s. But 1 am getting a little
tiahed of being just chrysanthemum
holder" -Washingto Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

lis the place where the murder wuz
committed
KILLED in cold blood. was he?"
mo: in Pine Thicket."
Shot right DOWN."
mo: he wuz all shot up."-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

'.Oh. that's easily arranged. If we find
that we have made a mistake we will
apologize to Your government later
Washington Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Here said the ancient inhabitant,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

lis the place where the murder wuz
( committed
IN Killed q in p, cold bleed, was hs?"
Shot right DOWN."
NO: he wuz all shot up."-Atlanta
/ Constitution.
II wish,'' said Willie Washington, with
touch of real emotion in his voice, that
l could bwing myself to be of more con-
sequence in this world"
'Y-a-a-s. But I am getting a little
tiahed of being just a chrysanthemum
der.''-Washingto Star.
Does Jorkins always carry a life pre-
server?"
Always"
I'm the shape of an air cushion?'
mo; in the shape of mask. Detroit
Have you begun making garden yet
Mrs. outskirts?"
Yes; we have flung all our old tin cans
over into the neighbours lot.'-Chicago
Record.
Cant I get anything on this watch?"
asked the society burglar, as he present.
ed stolen chronometer at the sign of
the Three Balls.
about four years should think re-
piled the detective, who had been waiting
for the missing goods to turn up.-Wash-
| ington Times
Very Patriotic.-Yeast-Did the colonel
drawn his sword in defense OF his coun-
try?
Yonkers Stateman.
II cannot see," said the sentimental
maiden, why young man in love
should always be deemed a subject for
Nor t. said the soured bachelor
There is nothing more cruel than making
sport of a mental infirmity. Cincinnati
Tribune.
Jaggs-Why is it everyone laughs at the
snaggs-They don't; some one was try
ing to humor you-Adams Freeman.
What nonsense" said she, "all this
talk is about girls being allowed to en-
courage bashful young men, one year
Yes" replied Willie Washington, Just
as If they didn't whenever they felt like
it. leap. year or no leap year."-Wash-
ington Star. ~
couple just at present. 1t is better than
circus
Two souls with but single thought
eh?"
any idea what it may be."-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
Inspector of Prisons-In providing you
with work your former occupation shall
be taken into account What were you?
Convict-An anarchist.
Inspector-Um. UNI. We can pnt him TO
road blaSting.-Neue FIigende Blaetter
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
THEY BRING IN POLITICS
WILLET g. GRAY'S SUGAR CIRCU-
LAR STATEMENT.
Reasons for a Decline-"So Much the
Worse for the Democrats''-A Senti-
mental Scare Craze"

Willet & Gray's latest sugar circular,
after quoting prices and movements
of sugars, makes these interesting OBJ
servations:
AT the close of last week the mar
ket (raw sugars) rallied 116 cents
from the lowest point on firmer Eu.
ropean quotations, and this advance
was maintained to near the close of
this week, when, for several reasons,
it was lost by sma sales of sugars
on the dock which holders do not
wish to store. The fact really is that
the sugar market, like other markets,
is now under the influence of senti-
mental scare craze, imported from
Europe. which has struck Wall street
and its immediate neighborhood. This
scare craze having no real solid basis
of reason is all the more dangerous,
as judgment is of no value and it must
run its course. The ostensible excuse
for il is that the Democratic party a.
its convention next week will nom
mate free silver candidate for Pres
ident; but if they do so, so much the
worse for the Democrats, and so much
the more certain for IA Republican vic
tory in November. Many Democrats
will vote the Republican ticket in that
event. We think this is the first time
we have ever had to bring politics in
our market reports for an excuse fol
market conditions, but there is II,
other reason to give for the continued
weakness of the sugar market.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21

c. Bolte, Mr.. and Mrs. j. o. Carter.
Mrs. A. NJ. Turner, Mrs. Winter, Mrs.
Walker, Mr.. and Mrs. T. May, Mr.. and
Mrs. II. w. Schmidt, Mr.. and Mrs. f. |.
Spaulding, Mr.. and Mrs n. S. Sachs,
MIR. and Mrs. Cassidy. Mr.. and
Mrs. Lansing, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Grau, Mr.. and MRS. II. Davis,
Mr.. and Mrs. Mellis Mr.. and Mrs. w.
c. King, DR.. and Mrs. Nichols Col and
Mrs. Macfarlane, Mr.. and Mrs. =. G..
Jones, DR.. and Mrs. Herbert, Mr.. and
Grew. Mr.. and Mrs. f. A. Jones. Mr..
and Mrs. f. r. Adams, Mr.. and Mrs.
S. NJ. Ballou, Professor and Mrs. NJ. NJ.
Scott, Mr.. and Mrs. j. f. Scott, Mr.
and Mrs. Ballentyne, Professor and
Mrs. Maxwell Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Dill
ingham, Judge and Mrs. Frear, DR.. and
Mrs. r. II. Berg, DR.. and Mrs. How
ard, Mrs. Phillips, Mrs. w. w. Di-
mond Mr. and Mrs. Joe Gilman, Mr..
and Mrs. Eldredge, Mr.. and Mrs. j. NJ.
Dowsett, Mr.. and Mrs. Y. j. King. Col.
and Mrs. Soper. Col. and Mrs. w. p
Allen, Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. McCandless-
Mr.. and Mrs. George Smithies, Mr. AMI
Mrs. Holmes, Mr.. and Mrs. Clay, Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Sims, Mr.. and Mrs. J. Y.
S. Pratt, Mr.. and Mrs. Kibling. Capt,
and Mrs. Tripp, Mr.. and Mrs. Luther
Wilcox, Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Boyd,
Misses Kate McGrew, Clara Fuller, Jul
iette King, Scott (2). Along (3), Edith
Eldredge, Schmidt, King (2), Rose,
Roth, May, .Juanita Hassinger, Rick
ard. Harriet LEVERS, Mcintyre (2). Nc
Inerny, Paris, Cliff, Lishman (3),
Messrs. c. A. Spreckels, w. l.. Wight,
a. Berg, b. Berg, w. II. harrington.
Tarn McGrew, VIM. Lucas, Dick Davis,
Chris Conradt, David Kawananakoa, A.
Lousson, J. S. Walker, j. o. Carter,
Jr.. j. S. Low, l.. de l.. Ward, Sam
Woods, Lionel Hart, e. Schultze. Roth,
Stanworth, Preston, Hough. Chauncev
Wilder, T. f. Wall, Fred Hayselden,
Frank Mcintyre, Louis Kenale. j. S.
McCandless, II. p. Severin, L. S. Vice
Consul Boyd. William Thrum. Paul F.
De La Nergne, Charles Hyde. Arthur
Jones, w. II. Cornwell, Jr.. Marshall,
j. McInerny, w. McInerny, Oscar Her.
- NUiida,. vyi0ht NJ DL;n:- T
| Humburg.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
LOUISIANA.
Leprosy There Many Years But Not
Under Good Control.
Hunburg.

NEW RLEANS.-Leprosy has been
prevalent in Louisiana since the year
1865. 1t was first brought into the
state, then French colony, by the
French Acadian eXiles, who settled
along the lower Mississippi river after
they were expelled from Canada by
the British. 1t is only very recently.
however, since the state authorities
have taken any active steps toward
sunppressing the disease or even iso-.
lating the afflicted persons. Indeed,
there is no law in Louisiana which
gives those in charge of the colony at
Indian Camp the necessary police pow
er to arrest IA leper whenever found
and isolate him at the colony, al
though several attempts have been
made to have such a law passed
| or the twenty-seven lepers now At
Indian Camp, two are colored and the
others are white. Eleven are women,
of whom the youngest is 13 years of
age, and the oldest 52. The thirteen
year-old girl is Il sister of three broth
ers now at the same colony, and she
also has IA cousin who is leper and
who is at the same place.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
As 10 The CR1FCAESW BUSINESS IN HAWAII The BRILLIANT WEDDING
MAKING A MATTER PLAIN TO THE
SCHOOL TEACHERS.
What Is Required-Those on This
Island and Outside-Official Letter
from the Department.

Some misunderstanding has arisen
among the school teachers of the
Islands regarding the examinations to
be held in Honolulu in August. The
original call being somewhat indeti-
mite, and on account of this misunder-
standing, the following circular letter
concerning teachers examinations has
been prepared and will be issued to-
morrow:
The notice concerning Teachers Ex-
aminations, published by authority of
this Department in the ADVERTISER IS
Star" and Bulletin" OF July sth, 9th
and 10th, is hereby modified as fol-
lows:
o. These examinations are oblig-
atory upon those teachers only who
have no valid certificates, or their
equivalents, or whose certificates ex-
pire prior to January 1st, 1897.
(2) The examinations to be held in
Honolulu are for the teachers on the
Island of Oahu, and any others who
may care or who can make it conven-
lent to attend at the time and place
named.
(3) For the other teachers in the
country districts examinations will be
held on their respective islands at such
times and places as may be hereafter
decided upon. Due notice of such eX-
aminations will be given.
Although attendance is not oblig-
atory upon teachers who hold certif-
icates good at the present time, and
which will not expire prior to the date
named above, all teachers are advised
to be present. as their readiness to
undergo examination, and the credit
"rith which they pass tl,.s n,nne, will
be elements in their future rating in
the service of this Department.
Provided, however, that certificates
that have been heretofore granted by
the Board of Education, and have ,t-
pred by Limitation of time, may be
renewed without further examination
at the discretion of this Department
HENRY f COOPER.
Minister of Public instruction
CHARLES II. RODGERS,
Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
TENT OF CIRCULAR FROM A MER-
CAMILLE AGENCY.
a Rating in Course of Preparation -
New Houses - Improvement - Com
merce-ReaI Estate Market.

The compilation of the rating of Ha-
waiian business houses has progressed
rapidly during the past month and we
hope to complete the book ready for
the printer in another thirty days. 4
great deal of care and tact is neces-
sary and we well appreciate the fact
that it is imperatively necessary to
make all reports perfectly accurate.
Over one hundred inquiries relative to
firms and private individuals were sat
isfactorily answered during June.
Fifteen new houses sprang into eS-
istence during the month, most of
them Chinese, and, commercially
speaking, insignificant.
Business in general shows Il decided
improvement. Nearly all of our larger
houses report an increase in trade.
Exports and imports, as compared
with the previous quarter, show an in
crease in the former of over 1900, 900
and in the latter of over $45O,0OO. Gold
imports during the past three months
amount to $S1 900.
Real estate business is brisk and
prices in all residence portions of Ho-
nolulu and Hilo show an upward tend
ency. The demand for coffee land is
increasing. One hundred and ninety
four pieces of property changed hands
during June and the mortgage indebt-
edness of the Islands increased $33, ,71O,
a remarkably small amount consider
ing the number of sales of real estate.
We beg leave to thank our patrons
for their support, the nature of which
is tlattering to us.
We propose commencing the issu-
ance very soon of lists (at short in
teryals> nf new firms and their stand
ing, failures, assignments, fire losses
and other matters of Importance to
mercantile interests.
THE HAWAIIAN MERCANTILE.
AGENCY.
Honolulu, July Is, 1896.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
VELOCITY.
Tie Gld Time China Packet is III Port
Once Again.
Secretary.

The old clipper bark Velocity, Capt.
Martin, was towed into port and
anchored off the Pacific Mail wharf at
10:3O o'clock this morning. Pilot Mac
auley and DR.. Day boarded the vessel
outside the harbor and as pre-
cautionary measure it was decided to
have her cargo of 500 tons of general
merchandise fumigated. That is why
she was anchored i'm the stream. The
Velocity is fifty-four days from Hong
kong, having left that port on May 27.
Variable light winds were felt ma joI
part of the passage. She brought no
passengers, contrary to expectations,
and is consigned to Wing Wo Tai d
Co. \ pipe with which to fumigatc
the vessels cargo will be run out this
afternoon from the wharf and it will
take until tomorrow afternoon to com
plete the work. Water front people
regretted to hear that Mate Murphy,
who was great favorite on previous
visits of the vessel, hal left the ship i'm
lIongkong. The Velocity will dis
charge freight at Irmgard wharf.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
NJ ade Her Fee. W0iI

The physician was surprised to find
the head of the household at the door
with a shotgun.
'Why, what's the NATTER" stam-
mered the doctor.
THAT there Seattle beer you give
my wife, she says is maxim her feel
like new woman, and want you to
understand that no new woman bus
mess goes in this house Fust thing
know she'll be out maxim speeches"
For sale at Criterion saloon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
BURGLARY.

DR.. McGrew had a second call from
burglar at his Pearl HaI'bor resi-
dence last Saturday night. This time
the fellow got into the main house
and made off with "A pistol and shot
gun The Doctor is more than ever at
loss with regard to the matter. At
first a Chinese servant was suspected
of entering the premises, but this sec
ond case would seem to indicate that
more intelligent person was the
author of the crimes. The matter has
been given to the police.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
Good Thing to Have

In demand first, last and all the
time, Rainier beer. Light in color, a
malt of perfect brewing, and delight
to the epicure. Recommended for its
purity, delicious aroma and health CIV
ing properties. Sold at the Criterion
saloon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
4 PIONEERS RECOMMENDATIONS,

\ PIONEEKS 5 KEUUN MENJN HUM
Mr.. j. w. Venable, of Downey, a pio-
neer of Los Angeles County, Cal, says;
"Whenever / am troubled with a pain
in the stomach or with diarrhoea /
use Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. have used it for
wears, know it to be reliable rem
edy, and recommend it to every one"
For sale by all druggists and dealers.
Benson, Smith & Co., agents for Fl. I.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
kyoe ger Pianos.

Jas. w. Bergstrom is agent for the
Kroeger Piano. Leading musicians
endorse it for it's touch, tone and
workmanship, New and second hand
instruments. Tuning and repairing,
Office, Thrum. Telephone 347.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-21
Not to be Guaranteed

BY the Australia arrived a large
quantity of groceries for ]. 7. Water
house. Everything to be had in this
line is retailed by them.