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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
TIE PEsrILENT CALAMITY HowLER.

TIE pESTlLENT CALAMl1 hOWLEK.
There is but one obstacle, as the Phil
adelphia Record points out. TO the on
ward march Of industrial prosperity in
this country. and that is the incessant
bowling of the calamity mongers, who
are again tuning up their pipes to incite
fresh alarms in the coming Presiden-
tial campaign.
Confidence is a plant not only of slow
growth but of so great fragility that it
is liable TO be destroyed by a very slight
blast Business men. therefore, owe it
TO themselves as well as to the public
to frown down every attempt of the
calamity howlers to make party capital
by studied Misrepresentation of the
industrial and commercial condition Of
the country. Croakers of evil have ex-
listed in the most prosperous epochs,
and will never cease TO exist. But
there is no question at all that the
industrial reaction of 1894 following
the financial crisis of 1893 was greatly
aggravated by malicious partisan howl
inss. The distrust thus engendered
communicated itself from industry to
Industry until the depression became
almost universal.
Undue hopefulness Of the industrial
future is not commendable. but it is a
patriotic virtue in comparison with the
malignant spirit that seeks to pervert
all current facts Of trade merely to pro-
mote party ends.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
A WORTHLESS FELLOWS DEED.

Jersey City, n. J., February 27.-John
Mackin. a shiftless fellow, shot and
killed his wife, Lizzie Mackin, and his
mother-in-law, Bridget Connors, and
fatally wounded his father-in-Iaw, Nor
ris Connors tonight. Mackin was ar
rested soon afterwards and said that
he did the shooting because they re-
fused to allow him to see his children.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
VI. IAMS DEAD.

Baltimore. Nd. February 27-Wm.
II. Iams, who gained such unfortunate
notoriety as a meber of the Pennsyl-
vania militia during the Homestead la
Dor riots in 1892. died in the Maryland
hospital this afternoon from the effects
of q pistol wound inflicted by Charles
Arndt several DAYS ago.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

a shrewd observer remarks that II
the English sovereign had been man
Mrs. Naybrick would have been lib
Grated long ago. This surmise is based
upon an accurate knowledge of one
phase of human nature.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

South Africa is rapidly becoming a
very profitable market for American
goods. AS South Africa exports moth
ing to speak Of except gold, this is one
customer whom our high tariff policy
is not likely to drive away.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
PROHIBITION KILLED IN IOWA.

Des MoiDes, Iowa, February 27.-Tn
the House this morning prohibition
was killed. The constitutional amend
ment resolution was defeated by vote
of II to 80. This settles prohibition
for five years at least in Iowa. There
are 80 members of the House. and all
but six were present and voted.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
ANOTHER DAILY PAPER

Parkersburg. w Va, February 81
The Daily Mail. new Republican pa
per. will be started here March 16 by
VIM. Henderson. formerly connected
with the Journal The paper will be
issued from the printing Office Of G. B.
Gibbons.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
BAN PoTs-EwlNe BROS.
THE OHIO LEGISLATURE.
A Democrat Turned Out of the House
Bills Passed ana Cnder Consideration.


Bills Passed ana Under Consideration.
Special to the Register.
Columbus, Ohio, February 27.-The
Republicans of the House to-day Ousted
Representative Davis, Democrat, OF
this county, and gave his seat to J. H.
Merriman, Republican, by strict party
vote.
The Senate passed the bill of Repre-
sentative Means, o. Jefferson, author
izing the commissioners of that county
to invest $4,000 of sinking funds. 1t
is now a law.
The Senate also passed Senator
Dana's bill to tax greenbacks. and Sen
ator Valentines bill to pay sheep claims
every three months.
The House considered the Smith anti
lvnchng bill, and it will come up again
next Thursday.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

There is one chance in we don
know how many millions OF Perrlne $
comet hitting the earth, but if Mr.. Per
rine would guide it a little more to one
side or the other many nervous people
would feel better.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

The Republican primaries here
abouts will not be held tin the 10Th OF
April This gives the numerous and
wearied candidates on that side about
TWO solid months more of "hustling'
and watching Of corners, and enforced
setting EN- up.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
THREE BURNED TO DEATH.

Eureka. $. D.. February "a gaso-
line stove explosion to-day caused the
destruction of R. 3. Puckects house
and the loss Of three lives. The dead
are. Mrs. Frank Pickett; Hattie. aged
z. Clarence. aged 3. The servant girl
saved the baby. Nr. Pickett was away
from home
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
ANOTHER KING MAKES WAR.

London. February 2S.-A Rome des-
patch 10 the Daily News says: The
King Of the Belgians has decided 70
make war on Dervishes throughout the
Congo State. It is reported that all the
available vessels on the Congo have
already been chartered"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

The theatrical dates of those two
eminent thespians. Professors Fitzsim-
mons and Corbett. uecessitate the pres
ence of both in Pittsburg on the same
date in March There are likely to be
severe atmospheric disturbances in
that locality about that time.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

Rip-snorting Ben Tuman has been
nosing about Wall St. and the financial
artists of that thoroughfare would bet
ter look out. They're in for a roast
ing.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

Senator Tom Carter gives the &. o. p.
away i'm great shape. and none know
better than ne whereof he speaks, for
Carter managed the last Republican
campaign. on. yes; an is harmony in
the Republican parW-NlT! so TO
speak.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
FIRE AT PARKERsBURG.

Special 70 the htgIsJtI.
Parkersburg, February 27-Fire de-
stroyed the house of Thomas Peadro
here to-day. The house held goods of
Arthur SmoOt. a tenant. but were saved.
The loss to Peadro will reach $500, COW
cred by insurance.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

This delightful weather is almost
enough to fool one into DOMINIC lighter
apparel. But don't
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
Index 20 New Advertisements.
FOURTH PAGE.

Index 20 New Advertisements.
FOURTH PAGE.
Notice-Jr. o. L. A. NJ.
For Sale-Bakery.
For Rent-HOuse at EdingtOn's lane.
Dividend NOtice-PrOvident Life In
surance Company.
FIFTH PAGE.
r. Burned Twenty-six DAYS and Ten
Minutes-D. G.. Gundling & Co.
Opera House-The Derby Winner.
Spring OvercOats-M. Gutman * co.
Iron Beds-G. Mendel & CO.
EIGHTH PAGE
Children's Reefers-GeO. NJ. Shook
& Co.
Economy Day-Stone & Thomas.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
cARNfFNT WORKFRS STRIKr

Baltimore. Nd. February 27.-Four
thousand of the six thousand garment
workers of this city. who are members
of the American Federation of Labor.
went out on a strike today.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28

If Perrine's comet goes up against
Old Mother Earth it viii get The worst
OF it. That's ALL
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
@beeIin9 8e8ister
CHARLES Il. TANEY, General A-aager.

The REGISTER. embracing its several
editions. is entered az the PosJcfhce II
Wheeling. W. Va. as second-class matter.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
DUNLOP'S SENTENCE STANDS.
His only Hope of Escaping the Penlten

His Only Hope of Escaping the Peniten-
tiary is an Appeal to the President.
Chicago. February 27-Judge Gross
cup declined to change the sentence
of Joseph Dunlop, editor of the Dis
patch, convicted of sending obscene
matter through the mails and fined
$1,000 and given two years in the pen
itentiary. The court informed his at
torney that an appeal was left to the
President.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
WANTED.

WANTED-GIRL TO DO GENERAL
Homework. 10 20 to Glendale Apply 10
W. w. WOOD. al Wood Bros Planning
Mill. fe2'eh
NTED-FURNISHED ROOM IN Pri-
vate family by young business man. c.
X, Register. fe2iedz
WANTED-EVERY DEALER IN HAN
dies TO write r. G.. Porter & Son for prices.
Hand shaved a speciality. The CLAYS-
VILE HANDLE FACTORY Claysyille'
Pa. ielSeou"
WANTED-TWO YOUNG MEN TO RUN
security. Apply at Union News Co. office,
B. & o. depot fe23h
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statesmen WANTED.

WANTED SMEN-ENERGETIC MEN
to sell goods by sample at home. or travel:
easy seller; staple goods; liberal salary or
good commission. Address Z. o. Box lob,
New York City. ia3ltu.fri,rv
WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED Sales
man TO sell our high grade lubrlcating oils
and greases Liberal and satisfactory ar
rangements made with a competent man.
EQUITABLE REFINING CO., Cleveland,
Ohio. te2leodw
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTS TO SELL THE ONLY SELF
working skirt supporter for shirt waists
and belt. No safety pins. Neat, dainty,
elegant: big profits. S. J. & W. O. SIM
MONS, Boston. Mass. fe2iev
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-02-28
STOCKS FOR SALE
PUBLIC SALE

tOcks, Bonds. lnYe' IH'" -.tI
No. 1871 MARhEI ~ i'
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
YOUNG WIFE IN TROUBLE
Detectives Attempt ng to Get Her Ali mony
Away From Her.

Collegeville, Pa, Feb. 24.-The pretty
young wife OF Fred Poth, son of the
wealthy Philadelphia brewer, F. A
Poth, was before q magistrate here on
serious accuse ton. The young nus
band alleges that his wife has not only
been indiscret, but also unfaithful.
Hence Mrs. Poth is under $500 bail TO
appear in criminal court next month to
answer the charges.
Mrs. Poth was formerly Miss Sophia
Hawkins Of Norristown, and when she
married Mr.. Poth several years ago, Nd
little stir was created in social circles
All went happily for time, but diff
ferences came, despite wealth and lux
ury and the young wife was found
suing for divorce on charges of cruelty
and general incompatibility OF temper.
The result was she was allowed an ALI
mony of SIPS per month.
The country seat of the Poths is near
this place, being at Jeffersonville
Hence they spent much time in this
neighborhoOd.
Last Friday detectives, who had been
shadowing her for some time, arrested
Mrs. Poth in Philadelphia. She was
taken to the office of lawyer in the
city. where she claims, she was kept
for two hours, being charged with in
fidelity to her husband at Collegeville
She was promised, it is alleged, if she
would consent to an absolute divorce
from her husband, she would receive
$4,000 and the latest charge against her
would be dropped.
Mrs. Poth was indignant, so her law
yer says, and would not accede to any
propositions. She was notified that she
must answer for the serious charge be
fore Squire Zimmerman at Collegeville.
The hearing occurred yesterday. Mrs.
Poth was represented by j. p. Hale
Jenkins of NorristOwu.
The person charged with committing
the alleged offense with Mrs Poth is
a 19-year-old lad of Philadelphia. His
mother, it is alleged, during the past
summer conducted a boarding house
here, and among her guests were Mrs.
Poth and her maid, Inez Danvers. Up
on the latter'S testimony the case was
instituted.
During the hearing Miss Danvers
gave startling testimony against Mrs.
Poth. Immediately afterward the ser
want was arrested for alleged perjury
and viii be given a hearing on that
chane next Thursday afternoon before
Magistrate Charles Wainwright Of Nor !
riStown-
Mrs. Poth denies the charge preferred |
against her, claiming it TO be a scheme \
TO stop her alimony
The husband, Fred Poth, is said to be |
in Europe at the present time They /
formely resided on Powelton avenue, |
Philadelphia, in a very handsome resi- /
dence.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
MORE ARMENIAN TRIBULAT1oSs
Fresh Batch of Horrors From the Kingdom
OF the Sultan.

Constantinople, Turkey, Feb. 24.-Tt
viii be remembered that the sublime
porte, soon after the nfasSacres in this
courtry, sent out commissioners to in
Nestlgdte into recent disturbances and
lake measures for Quieting the country.
One group Of commissioners went 10
Erzeroum and the other entered the
country az Sassoun, and came to Sivas
This commission from the interior did
its work very rapidly, spending only a
lew days in each Of the principal cities
lon their route
The day after their arrival they sum-
moned before them a number of lead
ang men. Moslems and Christians. These
were admitted to the presence OF the
commissioners separately. first the mos
sems, afterwards the Christians. The
report says the commissioners said 10
rhe Moslems: I'VE did not expart 50
much OF you, but now you have done If
never mind. Henceforth you must
Keep the peace"
NAen The Christians We're admitted
me commissioners received them stand
ing. and at once began to read an ad-
oresS recitinS the benefits the Christians
slad received during the reign of the
benehclent sultan Abdul Hmid Khan
ana the perfdious conduct of the Ar
sleIllaHs' VINO had started newspapers
ana sent them 10 Washington and Chi
oago 10 agltate and stir up the nations
against their government.
IN conclusion the address said. "TIara-
hfter, if either Turks and Armani,,-,
sur up trouble. there viii he no more i'm
prlsonments. but the death penalty viii
be visited upon such offenders"
After the reading Of the address All
ouial PaSha began 10 address the Chris
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25

the proposed line from Colorado
Springs. The distance via the Denver
and Rio Grande and Florence and Grip
pie Creek, rs 1872 miles. via the Colorado
Midland and Midland Terminal II Is i31
miles, and via the Colorado Springs
and Cripple Creek route II will be I03
miles. This is less than the proposed
route through West Greek. which Is
being advocated by the chamber OF
commerce. y new danger TO the cap
ital city.
According 10 the surveys. the steep
est grade on the short line will be less
than 10 per cent The heavy grade
makes a cog road necessary for six
miles Of The route. TheObjection 10 the
cog road is that the cogs may FIJI with
snow or ice in the high attitudes. one
plan for overcoming this objection is 20
protect the cog portion Of the route
with snow sheds. The sheds can be
built Of corrugated iron and are prac-
tically impeTishable. The steep incline
is encountered after the road leaves
Bear Greek canon and in passing
around the mountain. II Is proposed
70 make Use OF compound engines with
cog attachment. which can be used
either on the straight rail or the cog.
This style OF engine has recently come
into use and is said 10 operate salts
factorily. One OF the difficulties en-
cOuntered by the engineers IS the ne
cessity OF tunneling the mountains IN
two places between Pixies peak and
Cripple creek. One tunnel will be one
half mile long. and the other one-fourth
mile In length. The work on the tun-
nels viii be commenced, II - said. be-
fore active operations are inaugurated
on other parts Of the route. by push
Ing the tunnel work night and day %
Is thought the hills can be bored
through before next fan A valuable
deposit or coal has been found on the
ride OF Pixies peak which win furnish
fuel at a small cost FOR the line The
,Oal Is an important item Tor the shOr,
line
The Florence and Cripple Creek end
Midland Terminal lines are said. BY
good authority. % be- realizing a net
,r0fit 81 $1,000 a month from cripple
'reek business With terminals a. his
Command IN Colorado Springs and with
he advantage OF being the heavieaf
and owner IN the Cripple Greek district
". :. Stration j. IN a position 80 com
'e1e FOR large share or the prp1ts az
ending the presence OF the greatest
'oid district on the continent.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
SKELETONS CLEAR The MYSTERY
Oessrters During the Last War Found in an
Old Nine With Note.

Golfers. W. Va, Feb. 24-People are
much excited in this vicinity over a re-
cent find, which. it is claimed. clears up
mystery of thirty-two years stand
ing-the remains of four human beings
having been discovered in an abandon
ed coal mine mile east OF here. David
Snyder has explored the old mine
which has not been worked since the
Cos. and discovered the human bones
One of the skeletons was sitting up
right against a ledge. Beside this skel-
eton was found a flask containing a
rote that explained the mysterious dis
appearance OF John Ewing, Zen Ayres,
Tom Ackelson and Joe Obney thirty
two years ago. The note was written
in pencil, but well preserved. 1t read
as follows:
November 2, IS63.-Should this ever
reach tie outside world let it be known
that we (glving the names) are prison
ers here owing TO the caving in of the
mine. We are deserters and were in
hiding here when the mine caved in.
Food and water all gone. We are
doomed, as no one outside is aware of
whereabouts. This is about the eighth
day of imprisonment"
November 4-John Ewing and Tom
Ackelson have just killed Ben Ayres;
are eating him. / have already eaten
my bootleg. The water in the mine is
terrible. Our oil is getting scarce; air
becoming foul only know the day of
the month by my watch"
November 6.-Ewing has just kill
ed Ackelson; cut off one of his feet and
rs eating it and dancing around and
his dirk-knife like a man
lac
November IL am alone with the
dead. 1 had TO kill Ewing in self-de-
Tense have just eaten my other boot
leg. Am sleepy. Good-by. l inclose
this note in this flask 10 preserve it if
possible, so that if ever found our sad
fate will be known
JOHN OBNEY."
Several of the old residents herea-
bouts remember these men 1t was gen.
orally believed that they had been killed |
IN battle. AS no relatives of the de-
Sceased men could be found, their re-
mains were given in charge of Andy |
Lister for interment.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
MAY BUILD a RAILROAD
Cripple Creek stratton Finds a Place for
His Pile of Gold.

Denver, Colo, Feb. 24.-It is now posi-
lively known that Colorado Springs IS
TO have a short line 10 Cripple Creek
The building, which is 10 contain the
railway company. is in course of cree
ton on Pixies Peak avenue, Colorado
Springs. and complete surveys cover
ing all details Of the line are in pos
session Of ". S. Stratton, the Million
aire mine owner Of Cripple Creek. The
road is TO be completed this year and is
20 be built exclusively by the Cripple
Creek magnate by means OF money
which he has taken from mines in the
famous camp.
The first public intimation given by
Mr.. Stratton concerning the railway
was the fling OF the incorporation Of
the Colorado Springs and Cripple Creek
railway. The articles were handed
over the counter OF the Office OF the sec
rotary Of state last Friday. They at
tracted little attention, as half a dozen
railway companies have filed articles
pointing toward the great gold camp
and so far as the general public knows
the operations Of the companies gener-
ally stopped with the fling OF the ar
ticles. The name OF the chief promoter
Of the Colorado Springs lie IA care
fully kept in the background and few
persons IN Denver ever heard Of q
single one OF the directors mentioned as
comprising the manage rIert Of the Col
o-ado Springs and Cripple Creek line.
Here IS the list. W. r Benzine. z :
Giles. Q. z. Hicks, L (. Atkinson, r.
l. BURTON, A p Benztne and {. z
UdulL
The articles give The company the
? ght TO U== any system Of Transports-
-fo7 rha- NAV be desired Tae line Il
10 lead from Colorado Springs 20 Col |
orado City. souIhEesteEly % The mouth /
Of Bear Greek canon, up the canon l
through R0semont park 20 Seven Lakes I
Z wide. thence in q nOTt5erly direction I
b. way q the western slope Of Pixies /
peak 70 The summit o. the peak. cross /
.ug Middle Beaver, passing around Tne i
south and EeS- base OF Bisfio-a noun /
tain. through Bison park . Gov noun
In. and thence through ths towns % 1
tne Cripple Creek district aa1 ca 20 j
Buenz Vista
The principle f@s-ur- Of the Inc - 20 /
-ezrh GRIPPE Creek sad especially Ire
great r,1la=s controlled ~ NJ Sirsrtcu
Tn- route 20 Jhe summit C Psk<'s peak
and - toTEs lying outside - She Grip
PIE Creek district - = s~c0Rr1zTy I'M
os-tzace
TIE construction % re shgrt isse
Means also the early complsfs1z q
great reduction WORKS a. cosorsa0 City
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25

possibility Of producing similar effects
In many cases il time and conditions
were given. but in the pictures that I
produced for mis- inspection there was
neither time nor opportunity afforded
for the contrivances which must have
been resorted TO by any one practicing
a fraud. This, however, by the way.
Mr.. Trail Taylor has conducted a long
series Of very carefully conducted ex-
periments under test conditions. 1t was
his intention to have subjected Mr.. Z 20
z similar series of tests and his sudden
death prevented him from carrying his
intention into effect"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
Only one T.aiL

Mrs HashIeigh (the boarding house
iadyj - Such a gentleman that SIR.
ttrstfoor was! never complained 10
be had no towels, never anscred al the
lice pudding o. made remarks aDout
the napkins. But for one great fault
Id never have let him leave the bous-.
FourthfOOr-Oh, he had fault. lad
be?
Mrs. Hashieigh-Yes. be thought IL
be sat about and praised things u
wasn't necessary 20 Pay SoaTde-Erss
Messenger.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
And She Believed Him

she-I don't see why you will keep on
paying Is cents for cigars when you cal
get one just as pretty for five.
He-I know they are Just as pretty,
but those fiye-cant ones are cigars that
have soured. You wouldn't buy soured
fruit just because it was cheaper, would
YOU ?-Indianapolis journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
Bravery of the Russian Troops

In spite OF the enemy's numerical H.
ferority. Napoleon had been thW artef1
at Eylau by the weather. by the IN
surpassed bravery OF the RUSSIAN
soldiers, and by the able tactics Of
Bennigsen- The latter had not been
rorsted in the arbitrament Of AIMS vet
the emperor's character for resolution
and energy had virtually defeated the
Russians. and had given him no: Only
= technical. but a real victory.-Pro'
Sloane. in Century.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
RafhRr Odd.

Papa" said Jimmieboy, you are
the incest man in the world
And you are the incest boy in the
world" said his father.
Yes; guess that's so" said Jimmie
boy. Isn't it queer how we both man
aged 10 get into the same family
Harper's Round Table.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
InImIcaI TO Conrt.hIp-

Mabel - Why, papa, what ever in
duced you TO take that house?
Father-Don't you Like it?
Mabel should say not; there's a
gas lamp night in front Of the door
which makes the psrlor as light a.
Gsy.-Chicago Record.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-02-25
hud1eon's Grievance.

Doctor - You've been wonderfully
well this six months past, Mudgeon-
Mr.. Mudgeon-Ain't 'ad days sick.
ness, so to speak! An me a-payin' into
that there Sick club all along! calls
ii a do~nri0ht Observation-Disclosures Fun