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Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25
noIa,toet.

Mefen II Million MenneRer / 81,
ifrifterne Ocean os @oncau Snbieu
lioer 8unsersusb. s S6abobao os
Ro5or bot Der oeret Dprsr paagruno
al Rorumansel.
= 8rinfesie 6elene al MonteneQro
ct gift meb Rronprtnien af Stalien.
s ben Mnlebniua bar bun maottet
Eitte Ero. ioet bun b,btil bar peret
areif>tatbolR. men ct nu romeril.
fatbolf. ct faabant Eroififte fore
aaar ior fprfeliae @erioner lise iaa
let, iom noar ri borserlt9e R,fter
Trotte; fun er Der mere Stoos I
@oben.
- @ubos bIoobtpppenoe Bbbpel
@eneral @eDler bar efter en- tele9ra<
fiji Meobelelie fla @opona forleoen
iuepet 5are for at bliue ini9mprbet.
@n Ruinoe bapbe oftalt ct @teuue.
mpoe meo bam ct 9us. buor enbel
Sammeniuorne pentebe bam bpift
toiolfomme 9enii9ter. 9oorlebes
&omplottet opbogeoes. melbes Der
intet ON, men 9eltaeerne bet blep
arreiterte % fommer oiituot til at
bgee meo 2tuet etter Fort Broces.
- st opfietspetteabe Morb blep
for en- Eio iben ferDuet / Berlin -
li9e ueo en- af be melt beiaroebe@ @uoer.
Sire uuse Mano brgo ino / ben BIZ
tienote Surilt, Nooofat 9eups sue,
brette ban meb 9olfeitit ibans sSeng
os ioareoe bans Rone. Asolitiet me.
ner, at en- Npisnotis ON, at 2epp fra
ct fort 9poSbo bapbe mobtoset en-
Million Mort til 5oroelins meuem
Iruinserne, bar bibroet Moroerne
ben 9ro. at oer forefanbtes betpoelioe
8elsb bonS Bolie. @nten bor uo>
looet 500 Watf os @aatererforenin=
gen 5000 for Moroernes Baosri.
belle.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25
JnbIanbet+

= Eopeta. Ranias, lite Mobbr.
Gor en- Moaneb fben for,uaubt to
unse oe fmutte Sbitre. 9elila %
Irtie 2odmooo. fra beres 5orelores
6iem Mortou @ounts. Della uar
18. Grtie 16 Nar. Jorolbrene lob
isse efter bem noale Daee, men ba
be bouoe moofat fig beres Dbtres
@iitermaal meo to unae Garmere.
forbums 9tuboer. Der nu bor / Otla.
bona. los be fig tilfiit til So meb
Tanten ON, at be uel baobe labet fi9
bortfsre Of oeres @lRere, os at be bel
NOT tiltiit pilbe labe bere fra fig.
Dette ct nu osiaa ftet, men rietisuot
er bet belle 9aaet til paa en- l,ot aus
ben Maooe, eno Jorelorene bapbe
tentt fig. 9e to Ssare Dor prottiRe
Bieer % uibfte. ot beres aiereaer
TIE 9oot tunoe torlaoe DereS 6arme I
9bftioen, os ba bet tilmeb par 9iuet.
at Torelorene lite uiloe 9iue beres
Mtnoe, iaa bei1uttebe be islp, -uoen
uioere Dmftanoisbeoer, at opip9e be.
res @lltere. Ser er MI tommen
8rep ira benz ON, at be 9aniie alene,
len aaben 8usep, tilbaeelasoe be
300 Ufil ira Norton til 9te>ptirt I
Otlaboma. Strofs efter bereS Nn=
toma par ber 9obbeltbrpllup, % nu
er be bes9e lptfeli9e @uitruer o9 on=
boloer blot ON Jorelorenes Eil9i.
pelie os @eli9nelie, fom % osiaa Ct
bleoen Ienbt benz.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25

Sugen, fum lioer af fron;ite Spaz
bomme eller 5plserne af Qnqooms=
ubefinoisbeo % 9aari1ab, burbe
unblabe at ifripe til ST. sc. S9oiens
berg 60. etter ct @remplar af beres
ubmerteoe Bog, rl1nsbommens Staob>
siuer", oer fenbes frit til enbper.
!'Nttvl sc tpil ! benne Bog faa fulb Dplpa.
ming ON fin 1ilftano., % .berisiens
aein taa Dtnene aabne for 1ins. oct
er t'ptttse at totbe. t6e forreheu Dr.
M. &oienbers Cos Apertisiem
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25
9anutarf>

seiebmano os 8rpseerieier 8. g..
Bang. cit of &iueneo 8as itpr1fe
Narinssbriuenoe. ct afeaoet ueb 81.
ben, II Gor 81. 9en ofosbe bar
tiolissre peret Weblem af Sinoiieb
8praob.
- 5orpasteren al @leniirup B.ep
ftesaoro peo &onoers bar 9iort fie.
ulpnlis. meoto9enbe fin Eisneltepiae
os efterlaoenoe en- ieraenoe 6uitru
os 3 imaa Bbrn iamt en- Sci beorgz
oeoe &reoitorer. @fter 5orlpoenoe
er be Bortrpmte paa @ei til Mmerifo.
- 9a 9usmano @sren Sen{en
af @uoerup forleben tom fisrenoe
tea MpQe, bfeo ban reb 5obp @ta=
tton ouerfjbrt af Eoset fra MeRueo.
Senlen opoe tort sfter lllptleu.
&iereteiet bleu ienere tunbet uRaot
paa Banen. 9uorleoes &isretpiet
er tommet tnb paa Banen cg lllpifen
er Pet, ct uoplpf.
- 70 unae 18 aarise Bi9er, ben
enc Sppt9e, ben ouben Eienenepieep
oer leoer i @tpbebanesabe poa@eRez=
bro, Dor for en- Eib iiben blepen eniae
om OF brebe fig iammeu. Sc par
meset tntime &eniuber os t,lbroote
/ &eselen oeres lepise Eio meo bin<
anoen. Nen !aa oor bet (tretfeliae
fet. at bet uar saaet op for oem, at.
be beage eliieoe famine unee Marb.
% b erflareoe besse, at be life funDe.
leue uoen bam. On often alt be.
iammen ben en- Butit os tisbte en-
&epoluer. boormeb be beeau fla til
Nprre QQe. &l. 9 ON Nftenen pas
lerebe en- 6erre Gueen os blep ups
merfiom paa be to unse &ioer, ber
fob inoe mel1em Treerne os sreb.
Da 9erren blep nps9ierris efter at
pibe, boao oenne @cene Ruloe betpbe,
iproua ban ON bag ct Ere. oe berfra
laa ban be to &eninber omfapne o.
tose Nffeo meb binanben, bborpaa
ben enc af @iaerne fra 8rpffet frems
tog en- 8eoolber. 6urtiet fprone
ban trem, men bet iomme ino1beoe
ct @fub. s nafe Nu bapbe ban
9rebet &eoolperen. Sfuobet, ber par
affpret meo rDftenoe 6aanb, bapbe
imiolertio insen ipnoerlis SRooe
9iort, o9 oa @olitiet itrafs Tom tilz
tteoe. bleu be9se be unse Yiger braet
til &ommunebospilalet. bpor oereS
mentale Eilftono ifuloe unoerisees.
Selpmorb af ulpftelis &ierliebeb
bliuer beftanbis mere oe mere olmins
oelig / &ipbeuhoun. os life fieleent
forefalber oer 3-4 Gelpmorb cues
Selpmorosforias paa en- Nften.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25
$500 8ort8tpeS font SuIetlap.

Oct eamle paatibeliee @onal 3fe. So. /
Gbtcaec. rel fienot be Toreneoe @tater for
ftne ualmtnoeltg laue 9rtier paa Supelerio=
ger os ubre iamt btsies 8ortrtnlt9beo, er nu
tfero meb at sisre bet melt forbauienDe 5tl,
buo. iom noeentnbe er blepet bupt 2dierne
af oenne 9luts.
5por mango Orb tan ber oanres af O,=
bet ,,Mmerifa''? Sntet Bcefao mer eno en-
Gang t famine Orb; S11sen Yerionnapne,
9teonapne eller anore @eennapne tiIabes.
Pluraler ct splot9e. MQe Orb mac pdre at
finbe cit Orobos. Stl ben @erfon, fom
fenoer ben itsrite, forrette elite, oil vi etue ct
fmuft iolto @uloubr, pdro 800, lite fplot
eaer pletteret, men eete, foltp @ulo, meS
ftnefte @altbam eler Gletn l1brpdrf. Sill
oeh 11dftbebite etoes ct fplio @uloubr, pero
$50, meo famine 5laes nbrodrf. Den
treble beoite erbo'btr ct @1etn eaer @alttam
dste 9rlbfplbt l1br, pero $s5. Sen fierbe
beofte faar ct Glstn el[er 9galtham abr.
sulbfplot, perb $3.50, oe be tolp osrpaa
fgl9enbe iaar bper ct uomdrfet ll6r mep
"9unttne @afe" pdrb $500. Mue ltbre er
5arantereoe. 9ame' eQer 9erreubre. Dtsie
8elsnntnser elpes frtt. uoen 8ettnselie ben
,6enfot at beuleoe Dpmerfiumbeben paa por
fmnffe &ataloe ODER 9pmmeubre, Supeler-
iaser, Slaeubre RIP. ber netop ,tnbebolber
bpao man gniter for Sulepreienter. Oct er
tsopenbtet for at bettase oenne Rcnfur.
renee, at tnbienbe 26c Brtmdrfer euer
@slp for en- af bore f1uutfe @ltpsnaale, oer
truees baaoe af @errer % Damer. meb 8 al
bore betienbte 3tmberlp sgbelffene tnolat
omfrtne en- ftor &nttn; er dete eulbfnlot,
ielees til bpt 4rts t Supelerbnttfer % lib,
fesnoe lts bptlfeniombelft $S5.0o g&aal.
Siteoetfor en- &ubtn fan Sc pel9e ente,t
Surftie. Smara9o eller 4urpuriten. Denne
Naal ptfer pore 9arers pperleene Beitaifen.
beb I Borbtnoelfe meb ualmtnbeltg lape
9rtier. Naalen ienoes famine Dag, ION De.
res 2tite mobtaees. 25e saranterer @cbta,
eelien af oenne Naat % Dor itore Rataloe
frtt, % ON De anfrdneer Dem ltbt, ptl Sc
besuben erboloe en- af opennepnte iiuuffe
l1bre. Dette zt1buo sisres COB Sru. 0t
5enptfer til bptlfetiombelft 9anbelsaeentur
aneaaenoe Dor 6tabtlitet. &onfurreneen
afirutter l2te December 1896. STRIP ft,art.
&opal Rfe. g., Supelertre e,t.srofs star
Aeetbent 8loe., Gbteaso.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25

,.Den perfe Jorfiplelie, ies boube
| nit 2iu, blep tureret peb @bamber=
lains 9ofemiobel", ffr,per IS. $.
Morton al @utter Greet, Sal. .,gf-
terat bore blepen tuit 5ortiblelien
pebblep leg at bofe belle Etben. Sc!
neunte Mtbbet belb:eoebe mig. %
ies bnifer, at alle mtne &enner bill
bruse bet, aaar be beiperes af 6ofe
:iller Gortiblelfe, tbi bet pil sibre BEN
soDt." Selses i Rorteniens Npo'
tbet.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25

Mr. 9t. sc. Dsburn. bel tjenbt /
a8oobHod, Mi@.. par beiueret of
2ammelfe i5apssen. 6an blep oper,
talt til at BRUCE gbamberlains &ain
Balm. Den sap bam 9inbrins paa
en- 9fat. 9ette 0tibbeI ct osiaa be.
rbmt fee fine Sure al @beamatisme.
- Snlses fun Morteniens Apu<
tibet.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25
Spert9e.

@tod6olms priuote Eelefonbolaa
ct I tnbeparenbe Var forb9et meo
1000 n9e Nbonnenter. Set teller
nu $4,000 Nbonnenter. buoraf 12. 500
Dor Stodbolm.
= 9ompRibeue Nriofto us So.
mino ofsit ben 2Soe Dtt.; ben fbrite
fra 9uQ os ben anben fra @rims br.
3iliammen tapbe be omboro 1874
iuenRe ubuanbrere.
= @n @ut ueb 9eapn Wuouft
9eGtng tra @Btebore blep ben 31te
DIT. fuot al noale Sbnbaasiesere.
DBben tnotraoote pieblittelig.
- 80 @utter, SBnuer of 2oubs
bonoler @uutquiit peo &ifita @ert,
orufnebe ben Site DIT. Sc alt poa
steitsr os falot aiennem afen.
= On ierseli9 8esioenbeo fanot
torleoen Steo / Nerbeoen Of 6u>
oitspaQ toet Rulbranber Mo9nus.
TONS 1e<aarise 5Bn falot neb / en-
brenoenoe &ulmine oe bleu leuenbe
brenbt.
- Sen finite Stombane pil / ben
nermefte 5remtio bliue forlenget fra
uleaabors til &emi os berfra oibere
til 3orneaa Bp. Gori1aset forhano=
Les M meo auore SernbanetorIlo
/ en- bet fprite Senat neo(at &omite
beifaaenbe al Senatorerue 9uoeer,
Molanoer, Orie=RoRinen os Berg
bolm.
- @n Sente peo 9}apn M}ina
Bersion fra Bada, ner @ptebora,
trenste ben 2oen Mop. siennem ct
&inbu inb / en- &i.te. bpor bun i'm.
berilos 2piefronerne. ct &rinus>
Biqeoe. to Nlteritatuer iamt "A Bin=
buesruber. &ritusbillebet bopoe
BUN baaret til ct i Merbeoen lia9en.
be &ano, buor man fanot bet ieien
meo 11nbta9elie af ben enc Mrm.
@uostienefe maatte tnbtil uibere uo<
iettes. Senten liber al periooiif
@olfab.
- @nten Brita @ritsoatter
6ftre 5prbp Ria Soden par ben
25oe DIT. 103 Var sammel. @fipnt
bun bar ueret ienselis9enbe foen
1885 paa @runb af ct Benbrue, ct
bun hog fuloftanbis aanosfrtf %
oeltar meb for Snteresle , QUE buss
lise Spprssmaal. Qenoes Spn ct
enonu iaa aobt, at bun Ian leie ueb
3ielp Of BriQer; oerimoo ct Qsrel'
len minore COB. 9eune nu oper
103 Iar oamle &uiuoe bar aloris
bapt 86rn, o9 bar, iaauibt BUN peb.
insen Sle9tninser iltue. .
- st eienoommeli9t Slbienomen
iasttoses Merbeoen at en- Mpue
/ &attarps Soden ON Nftenen ben
22oe Dit. Sloen, iom fgrt faces
poo ei @ieroe. baobe Gorm of en-
ubpre Strpsiernbolt. Senomenei
uite fig omtrent peb 9'Eioen os pa=
reoe til @t. 12. Dmtrent en- Eime
fammebe Slben paa @jerbet. buor'
efter ben lpttebe fia neb paa Soroen.
bpor ben forblep fiQe. inbtil ben
Tusnere. Snsen bapoe Moo til al
nerme fig Slben paa tortere
9ifance enc 10 Gaune, oa mon frps'
tebe. at en- Grplofion oilbe fin5e
5teb. Sen Gutnebe imtblertib uben
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25
Nor8e.

2HVE8E>
Rolbt 6ar bet peret ogfaa / Sri.
faionia. Der fal ia peret Sftfsre
ol1erebe 9eorbmarfen.
-Dr. Manfen er uonepnt til
9@resmeolem al The Geographical
Society of the Pacific / 5an Jran.
cisco.
- Siloen faar tpt ube &attesat
.os 9forbiiben. Dampbnobenes &ro<
peaer ilaar iifptter fore Mosier Of
Glib, til ftor @lebe for Siptuolene
f0rteqer ct @steborsstlab.
s surenbalen bsriier @uloie.
Der. Rr. ~&omsoolsp." Baaoe bet
os oer Rierpes s5ielb o9 9ouaer
3oob ON, at eeelt Metal finbts.
s ct Btub. boor ber uu arbeioes.
lial @ulo ptrtelie bore funbet.
= Suseuibr strbmer bar inr.
ienot'et 5orlos til &riitiania Som.
mune. Der saor ue paa at forfaffe
ben 9bre Del al Bpen Belpsnins
meo Glettricitet fra @lommen. Jor>
ilaset Ct unoerfsttet.
= @onieufeit / Nfriio: Sra So,
bonnestur9 iiriues ct Briuatbreu
til &r,itiania. at Der ben 3bie be. a..
bolo'es en- 5eit Iuleouius at 9ean<
tens 6iemtomn. Snbbpbel1en Dor
uogaaet fra Morbmenoeue til ale
oerboenoe Stanbinaper.
= @n ftor Slbfuele git ON Nfte.
men ben 3Ote DIT. oper Eronbbiem.
Sen beueseo fig fra @eit mob gf,
lpienbe iom ct fratttat gtomerlps.
meo en- lang Stripe efter fig. On,
trent ret oper Bpen lea mon ben eisz
plooere, meo ct 0ieblits fertt bloa.
1iat 2psNiar. Sntet Rnolb bleu
bprt. men ben lpite oper bele Bpen.
Den mao ba ueret bit oppe.
= 9smmeraas @osbrus oe 6su'
lert brenote forleben neb. Bao
9oulertet arbeioebes ber en- got
Stuno uouper Staten. 30 Mrbeibs.
foltene fom biem os Rulbe lesee Ra
fad man. at betfbrnnbte paa sugen
os en- Menebe Toli lite til for al
forfese @ebnino; men belle Bpsnin,
gen fob nu Sue oe fob lite til al
reobe. &aa @oaen Dor osiao en- bel
Del Naterialer. ION brenote. 8,
eurise Materialer blep berimob reb'
ret ~ ,tt - rs." j;fpii
= 9a Ioset til Rrifiania @bn,
oos 4be DIT. afeit fra 6puit. pa,
nosle &asioserer lite tommet pot
Eoset rette Gto, o. en- Of bem for
ib9te ba at boppe op ben nef ba'
9erfte &osn. efter at Eoaet al1erebl
uar fat Gong. Set bleu ct ulptte:
liat Goribg. 1Manben faIbt neo poi
Stinnerne os opertiBrtes af Bret
uosnen meo ben 5plse, at begse Be,
os ben penitre Nrm tnufes. Sc,
bleu git Nqarm. Toset fanieb ol
bra9te ben forulbtfebe mro til Bpen
boor ban blep inblast paa gtasbes
pitalet. Besse Ben mao ionbipnlis
pis amputeres.
= GtatfarS liten: l1be Deb 6ten
bitten bolber man paa at arbeibe e1
ny &et, IT. ~Snbberrebsp." @n II
ben @ut / Sc 4arsalberen par goa
Bort for at fe paa Mrbeioerne ON Gf
termibbagen. Men oa ban Fulb
eaa biem til Stenpiten = bans 5or
elore bor ber = faa tnlleb ban f.
bet Stoseu us blep saaenoe be
belle Matten. @n Stprfe paa 81
M*nneiter uar ON @peloen os geat
ten nbe % leote efter bum. men ube,
&eiultat. 5prft ON Mor9enen @'ue|
Ottetioen fanot 5aren BAN ,,be pa'
Stoatangen. @an fob ba % tutre|
% 1maasreb. 6an par iaa forftpr
ret at @ebiel, at ban ttte tienbte 6a
reu, ba benne fanbt bam. men iott
at 1loitri9e, ba benne fom. Sc
maa ia ueret en- trp9teli9 Scat TO
5orelDreue.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1896-11-25

85rtt ttrt8tr etter 9}tt.
@tr2 Gatotta.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
MISCELL ANY.
Co., VT.

Teacher-What celebrated event oc-
Cured at Plymouth Rock? Tommie-
know. Teacher-Well, let us hear
Won tell the class what it was. NO
bodv else seems to know. Tommie-
They started a new breed Of chickens
Leader.
Gouverneur Morris of New YORK IN
1872. proposed to the Continental con-
gress a decimal currency system. he
suggested ten units equal one penny
ten pennies. one bill; ten bills, one
dollar: ten dollars, one crown. In 1854
Jefferson proposed the system as now
in use; Congress in July, 1855, resolved
that the coinage should conform TO the
decimal system.
Claude Joseph Rouget de flsie, a
French writer, composed the Mar
sejllaise." He is said TO have written
the song and composed the music one
evening in burst Of patriotic frenzy
He called it the Song Of the Army oil
the Rhine" 1t was sung by the volun-
teers from Marseilles and the south OF
France as they entered Paris, Aug. lO
1892. and received its present name
| from them
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
Paid No Attention to the Bell.

From Blackwood's Magazine: Sheep,
so / am told, are just as stupid about
bicycles as they are about everything
else that goes on wheels. A young
lady in Devonshire, riding down grass
slope, came across a sheep which was
lying down exactly in her way. Much
to the CONSERVATION of her friends, who
were watching the performance, she
apparently attempted to jump the AMI
NAL. Over rolled the trio, with the
result that the bicycle was more or less
damaged the sleeps feelings were
hurt and the lady got black eye.
But why did you do it?" they asked
her.
Il do itv' was the indignant reply;
81 rang my bell as loud as | could
but the silly creature would not get
out of the way"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
FAST MAIL TRAIN TO OMAHA,
One of the Best Trains tn be Found in
the World.

One of the Best Trains to be Found in
the World.
"If YOU will go down to the Union
depot almost any evening now you
win see the finest mail train in the
United States or elsewhere for that
matter" said Chief Clerk +. NJ. Coates
of the Railway Mail Service in charge
of the Chicago and Omaha fast mail.
The cars have nearly all been remod-
eled, renovated, and painted anew.
The third set of cars is now in the
Burlington company's shops under
going treatment. All the old oil lamps
have been removed and instead the en-
tire train of five cars is lighted with
Pintsch gas. There are seven lamps
of four burners TO each car.
The cars have been retitted with
new trucks or the old ones taken apart
and retitted piece by piece. All the
most modern appliances in the matte +
of couplings and air brakes help to
give the flyer the best possible equip
ment of and train eXtant.
The new fast mail engine No. 500.
built especially for service on trains
Nos. : and s, by which Uncle Sans
trains on the 90 between Chicago
and Omaha are known. has been train
ed into fine service, and others OF the
same pattern will soon be on the rails.
The government train now makes
Omaha in eleven and one-half hours,
running 800 miles between 3 a. m. and
2:30 p. III.
Chief Clerk Coates says that he can
not remember of single instance
when Uncle Sans flyer has been one
minute late at the Union Pacific trans
| fer this year.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15

female complaints 30 4lllIS oAeASioSoo~
by physicians.
All womb and ovarian troubles,
irregularities, whites, bearing-down
pains, displacements, tendency to can
Ger and tumor are cured permanently
81 feel as if l owed my life to your
Vegetable Compound. After the birth
of my babe / was very miserable. l
had drawing pain in the lower part
of my bowels, no strength, and q terri
bic backache. Every day failed. My
husband said if would try bottle OF
your Vegetable Compound, he would
get it for me. The change was won
derful. After had taken the first
half bottle began to have great faith
in it. When had taken three bottles,
was well and growing stout. 1t is a
pleasure for me to write this to you.
only ask women in any way afflicted
with female troubles to try it. Mrs.
ANNA IvoR, Pittsford Mills, Rutland
Co., VT.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15

The Western Patent Office, of Des Moines,
reports following patents issued TO Iowa
inventors September l, 1896: Thomas II.
Andrew, LeMars, guard for bridges; John
Gotfitts, Cedar Rapids, corn planter; Daniel
w. Furguson. Greeley, device for support
ing bicycle or other wheels during con
struction or repair; John +. Ferris and W.
NJ Thomas, North English, gate; Charles
c. Gilman. Eldora manufacture of artihc-
ial stone: Lyman =. Lewis, East Export,
we'll drill: William H. 10y, Cedar Rapids,
heating stove William A. Seibel. lndepen-
dence, lubricators; Martin Thoeni Month
cello, milk cooling apparatus; Peter Nick
eisou, Cedar Valley, door catch. Write Tor
"facts about patents" >. L. SWEET.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
A Dreadful Contingency.

"Your money, and quick, too" said
the tall burglar.
For goodness sake, don't make so
much noise" Kissed the unhappy
householder as he sat up in bed.
"Why not?"
you'll wake the baby"
The short burglar laughed brutally.
He had heard the old gag when he was
a child at his mothers knee,
"Wot if we do wake the baby?" said
the tall burglar.
IF the baby cries." groaned the un-
happy victim, sit will sour the temper
of my wife's pet dog, and then there'll
be hades to pay"
With glance of deep commiseratior
the burglars softly stole away.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
Could Not stand the Strain.

"You are dead beat"
At the harsh words the cyclist reused
himself and opened one eye. The po-
liceman bending over him. went on:
You have been trying to traVei Oh
your face
The cyclist opened the other eye.
81 have" he admitted. lon my face
and one elbow. But they could not
stand the strain"
And. rising weakly to his feet, he
staggered towards the nearest drug
store. bearing the fragments OF his
wheel with him.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
The Difference.

Small Boy-Pa. what is the difference
between pessimist and an optimist!
Pa-Well, let me see If | can illus
trate. You know / am often discour-
aged, and things don't look to me as II
they'd ever go right. Well, at such
times / can be said to be pessimist.
But years ago, when | was a young
man, everything looked bright and rosy
and was always hopeful. Then | was
an optimist. Now, my son, can you
understand the difference between a
pessimist and an optimist?
Small Boy-Oh, yes; one is married
and the other isn't.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
AND Is Not Married.

Mrs. Henpeck Ito Mr.. H., who n
reading)-Your little son just asked
you a question and you didn't even
notice him. You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, and shall
Mr.. Henpeck-I didn't hear him.
Mrs. H.-Oh, no, you never hear
when a member of your own family
speaks to you. You are deaf to the
very ones you should love and cherish
deaf To-
Mr. H.-W nat does he want to know
Mrs. HE asked you what a hermit
was.
Mr.. H-A hermit, my son. is man
who loves peace and quiet.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
LITTLE THINGS.

IN Paris people rise early IN the
morning, in London late.
# is a great art to do the right thing
at the right season.-Aesop.
The number of draught dogs in Bel
o,um is probably not less than $4,000.
Ii Hung Chang, while in Paris,
,unched with NJ. Hanotaux on the Eiffel
tower.
Since 1851, it is estimated, 48,219
men have been killed in mining acci-
dents s., Great Britain.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
A Legitimate Kick.

What is that fellow raving so for"
asked the tourist.
Missed the midnight train lasl
night" explained Rubberneck Bill.
We'll. we'll! ] have seen men sweai
and cavort for five minutes or so ovei
missing a train, but he is the first ont
I ever knew to be at it ten hours afte:
the train had gone"
"He has mighty good reason, my
friend. They were more'n $4,000 IL
bullion and dust on that thar very
train"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
A Delicate Compliment.

Mabel" said the man who favors
free silver, that young man who calls
to see you remains altogether too late.
1t was after half-past II when he start
ed for home last night"
II can't help it, father"
Cant you give him some kind OF a
hint?"
Il did; but he said he had too much
respect for your sentiments to think
of leaving until sixteen minutes to l.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
WHEEL WISDOM.

ouack bicycles should be avoided a.
we'll as quack medicines.
II takes about two whole seasons to
thoroughly learn to ride.
Tires will debate more rapidly at q
standstill than when in use.
The wearing of much jewelry while
riding Is excessively bad form.
He that SCOTS at the crooked should
always sit up straight himself.
A wheel that can be bought Tor al
most nothing is generally worth II.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
why Postponed.

When the wedding notice appeared
in the paper it was announced that the
ceremony was necessarily postponed
for several days owing to the noG-ar-
rival of the brides trousers. The ig-
rival of the brides trousseau. The ig-
norant printer had misspelled the word
trousseau.-Judge
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1896-09-15
Too Late to Mend.

There is a point beyond which medication
cannot go. Before it is too late to mend,
persons of rheumatic tendency, inherited
or acquired, should use that benignant de-
Tense against the further progress OF the
supe rtenacious ady-rheumatism. The
name of this proven rescuer is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which, it should also be re-
membered cures dyspepsia, liver complaint,
fever and ague, debility and nervousness.