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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Weyler Is accused of going too far in
prohibiting the expectation of tobacco
from Cuba. Like all pugilists, his great
trouble is that he talks too much.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

1t is impossible to see what good can
be accomplished by the appointment of
commission to collect information and
problems of labor, capital and agricul-
ture. There is an abundance of such in
formation within easy reach of those
who wish to study it, and experience has
proved that the recommendations of
commissions are never of any advantage
so far as practical results are concerned.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

In his description of the coronation
fetes at Moscow Sir Edwin Arnold cast
over the whole the mellow glow of
THE Light of Asia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26
SOME EpIroRIAL OPINIONS.

Senator Stewart doesn't propose to ne
glect his 16 to ! doctrine even in the
smallest details. He has announced that
his daughter will be married on May 16
at o'clock.-Philadelph North Ameri-
can.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Fuzzy-I don't believe that errand boys,
as rule. are slow, do you?
Buzzy-No indeed. Why, 1 know boy
in particular who can read the whole of a
penny novel while he's walking half a
mile.-London Tit-Bits.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Longfellow says. BE not like dumb,
driven animals =" Here IS a hint for
the Ohio man.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Hanna says, he wants no cabinet po-
sition. Perhaps he would like resi-
denee at the court of St James.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

A great telescope now being built in
this country will bring the moon within
sixty miles. Here's Chicago's chance to
get ahead of greater New York. Any
is considered inside property.-Sioux City
Tribune
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Passenger-That young lady over in the
corner is very fair?
Conductor-She? Why she amt no fare
at all! She's a directors daughter riding
on a pass.-Waterbury.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Quay is in the band wagon at last.
- least he took ride in the majors
carriage when in Canton last week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Illinois is being overrun with army
worms They have been attracted by
the prospect of pensions in case Nc
Kinley is elected.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

No one hears McKinley's voice in the
wilderness crying, Prepare We the
way"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Iago and Mckinley are the only men
known to history who resolved never
TO speak more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Those goldbug papers which insist
that the silver sentiment is on the wane
would do wei 20 substitute win for
wane
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

How lucky said Mrs Nuwed, that /
happened to pass that cigar sale this
morning. These cigars are exactly the
shade of Georges new smoking jacket,
and the cute little bands around them will
go with the lining beautifully. Men never
think of these little things. New York
Press
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The financial question. has swallowed
up the appendicitis fad.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

In calling for more delegates General
Grosvenor shows himself to be a regu-
lar Oliver Twist
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

What nonsense" said she, "all this
talk is about girls being allowed to en-
out of every four
Yes" replied Willie Washington, Just
as if they didn't whenever they felt like
it, leap year or no leap year. wash
ington Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The object of the good roads move
ment is to make movement on the
roads better.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

The sober second thought generally
IS never to do it again. Subsequent
thoughts alter this decision
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

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And another thus:
'lf you dumped cart load Of gold at ray
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Write TO the ERIE MEDICAL COMPANY,
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Cumso-When l was at Niagara Falls
went through the Cave of Winds.
Cawker-That's nothing. When l was
at Washington / spent an hour in the
Senate gallery.-Puck
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

"One has to undergo great deal to
secure a musical education" remarked
the young woman who hopes some day
to be prina donna. But ones neigh
bors have to undergo a great deal more. >
suggested the young man from the next
fiat.-Chicago Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Jaggs-Why is it everyone laughs at the
fool?
snaggs-They don't: some one was try
ing to humor you.-Adams Freeman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Mrs. Outskirts?"
Yes; we have flung all our old tin cans
over into the neighbours lot.'-Chicago
Record.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

lis the place where the murder wuz
committed
KILLED in cold blood. was he?"
mo: in Pine Thicket."
shot right DOWN.
NO; he wuz all shot up."-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

OF whom will the national convention
at Chicago be composed? OF delegates
from the Democracy of the states, some
of whom are selected by district and
others by state conventions. They will
come from the Democratic people, and
should represent them. The commission
of every delegate should be the will of
his constituency. 1t is not for the ma
tional convention to tell the people what
to do, but for the people to tell the con-
vention the duty of the hour.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Cant get anything on this watch?"
asked the society burglar, as he present
ed a stolen chronometer at the sign of
the Three Balls.
About four years. 1 should think" re-
piled the detective, who had been waiting
for the missing goods to turn up.-Wash-
ington Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

I'm. boarding with newly married
couple just at present. 1t is better than
circus
Two souls with but single thought
eh?'
81 guess so: but am blamed if have
any idea what it may be.'-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

1.-THE enemy" shouted the courier,
breathlessly SIS opening with grapeshot"
The face of the warrior blanched.
Appendicitis, he gasped.
Nevertheless it was glorious to die in
a great cause.-Detroit Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

1t is the right and the duty of the
burghers to protect themselves against
stigated as 1t was by the men in their
hands Jameson's raid cost many lives,
and it would not be magnanimity, but
maudlin weakness, to invite another by
inflicting merely. nominal penalties upon
it can scarcely be intended that the con-
victs shall serve out their sentences.
They are held in manner as political
prisoners. really as hostages for the good
behavior of Britons outside the jurisdic-
ton of the Transvaal. If no more revo-
lutlons or raids are attempted, it is to be
expected that they will be released after
a comparatively short time, on condition
Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26
Love Wanted.

Yes said the Cedar Street lawyer,
there are many funny incidents in the
law business, but there is a sad side to
some of them, too, which makes me
reflect on how small a proportion of all
human wrongs and misfortunes we are
able to relieve. One day, soon after I
began practice, handsome and fash
ionably dressed woman came into my
Office From her looks L judged she
was not much over twenty years of age,
and / learned afterward that she had
been married only short time before
she told me that she had been sent
by clergyman, who was a friend OF
mine, and after some hesitation added
That she had had trouble with her
husband
Il supposed that my visitor was seek
ing, to be. released from Hymen's bonds.
and asked if there was any evidence on
which she could base an action for
divorce. She seemed to be Mortified at
the thought, and said:
Oh, no, sir. don't want a divorce:
ated the grounds on which it could be
obtained.
But I wouldn't have a separation
II | could get it, said she.
i was becoming a trifie puzzled, but
l hazarded another suggestion.
Better go up to Judge Blank l said,
naming one of the police justices. He
VIII give you warrant. and you can
bring your husband into court and
make hirn contribute a fixed sum per
week to your support
don't want him to contribute to
my support said the woman. almost
CRYING by this time. L can make more
money than he can.
This was exasperating, so I said:
Well, madam, you can't get and
don't want divorce or a separation, and
you don't wish to compel your husband
to contribute to your support. You must
pardon me if fail to see how l can ad-
wise you, for l have no idea as to what
you do want
Tears welled up in the young wo-
mans eyes, and, clasping her hands, she
faltered, plaintively:
'I-I-want him-to-to-love me" =
New York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Il cannot see,'' said the sentimental
maiden. why a young man in love
should always be deemed a subject for
laughter"
Nor t. said the soured bachelor.
There is nothing more cruel than making
sport of a mental infirmity. "-Cincinnati
Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

I'VE have decided to shoot you,' said
the Spanish official in Cuba to the pris-
oner who had just been brought in. But
my nationality
'.Oh. that's easily arranged. If we find
that we have made a mistake we will
apologize to your government later
Washington Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Very Patriotic-Ye the colonel
drawn his sword in defense of his coun-
try?
Crimsonbeak-No; only a pension
Yonkers Stateman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

81 wish" said Willie Washington, with
a touch of real emotion in his voice, that
could bwing myself to be of more con-
sequence in this world
oh don't worry. Everybody has his
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Does Jorkins always carry a life pre-
server?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

'Y-a-a-s. But 1 am getting little
tiahed of being just a chrysanthemum
holder. "-Washington Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

II of sluggers Fitzsimmons is king,
Then everybody admits
That all the other men in the ring,
OF course, are subject to Fitz.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Mr.. Spriggins (gently)-My dear, a Bos-
ton man was shot at bya burglar, and his
life was saved by button which the bull
let struck
Mrs. Spriggins-Well, what of it?
Mr.. Spriggins (meekly)-Nothing, only
the button must have been on.-Boston
Traveller.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

& Stomach Posslbly-"And did my prede-
cessor not find a place in your hearts?'
asked the new missionary.
We'll, the next thing to it," answered
the savage, guardedly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26
TALES OF THE DAY.
His Opinior

Il suppose said the philosophical
man, that for every disappointment in
life there is corresponding happiness
some time, even though one may not be
able to trace the connection
'Um-well-I suppose mebbe there is
replied Senator Sorghum. though 1
wouldn't like to go on record to that eff
feet"
Don't you believe in the law OF COM
pensation2'
"Of course, 1 do was the energetic re-
Spouse. But it ought to be changed
Five thousand dollars a year isn't living
wages for a senator of the United
States. "-Washingto Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

I'm the shape of an air cushion?'
NO; in the shape of a flask. '-Detrost
Free Press
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

Have you begun making garden yet,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

lIlb Savage, SuuTUtUIy.
AS if to change the subject he solicit
ously inquired of the stranger if it was
hot enough for him.-Detroit Tribune
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

lis the place where the murder wuz
Killed in cold blood. was he?"
! mo: in. Pine Thicket."
Shot right DOWN."
mo: he wuz all shot up."-Atlanta
Constitution.
81 WISH" said Willie Washington, with
a touch of real emotion in his voice. that
l could bwing myself TO be of more con-
sequence in this world"
oh don't worry. Everybody has his
USE
'Y-a-a-s. But am getting a little
holder. Washington Star.
Does Jorkins always carry a life pre-
sever?"
Always"
I'm the shape of an air cushion?'
mo; in the shape of a flask. Detroit
Have you begun making garden yet,
Mrs. outskirts?v
Yes; we have flung all our old tin cans
over into the neighbours lot.'-Chicago
Record.
Cant I get anything on this watch?"
asked the society burglar. as he present
ed stolen chronometer at the sign of
the Three Balls.
piled the detective. who had been waiting
for the missing goods to turn up.-Wash-
ington Times.
Very -Yeast-Did the colonel
drawn his sword in defense Of his coun-
Ccrimsonbeak-No; only a pension
Yonkers Statenan.
II cannot see,' said the sentimental
q
should always be deemed a subject for
laughter"
Nor l." said the soured bachelor.
There is nothing more cruel than making
sport of a mental infirmity. Cincinnati
Tribune.
J4ggs-why is it everyone laughs at the
ing to Rumor you.-Adams Freeman.
What nonsense, said she, '.an this
talk is about girls being allowed to en-
courage bashful young men, one year
out of every four"
as if they didn't whenever they felt like
it, leaf. year or no leap year. wash
ington Star.
I'm boarding with newly married
couple just at present. 1t is better than
circus
Two souls with but single thought
eh?'
~ guess so: but l am blamed if I have
any idea what it may be.'-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
Inspector of Prisons-In providing you
with work your former occupation shall
be taken into account. What were you?
Convict-An anarchist.
Inspector-Um. UNI. We can put him TO
road blasting.-Neue Fligende Blaetter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-26

'ody has his
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-26
KILLED AN OLD WOMAN.
And Then Set Fire to the House to
Destroy Every Vestigc OF
the Crime.

Boston, Oct. GA special TO the Journal
from Cornish. Me, says; On October
Mrs. Betsy r. Hobbs was found dead. She
lived alone about one and half miles
from Effingham. n. Fl. When found the
house was burning and her body was half
cremated. The mystery was cleared yes
terday by the confession of Charles Saw
age. He accuses Frank j. Palmer of the
murder. a coroner's jury has brought in
a verdict against Palmer of murder ir the
first degree. Savage was held as a wit
ness. Palmer IL Is years of age and lives
at West Parsonfeid. Savage is 20 years
OF age
At the inquest Savage unHinchingly
withstood half an hours cToss-examina-
ton. but at last the coroner discovered
weakness and he pcrslstentiy questioned
him till be finally succumbed and related
a tale duplicating himself and Frank
Palmer In the murder and attempted Gre
nation of Mrs. Hobbs. He and Palmer.
he said had been drinking together the
day before the tragedy. Monday morning
Savage took his shotgun TO go shooting.
They called at Mrs. Hobbs. Savage left
Palmer I'm the house while he went 10 the
woodshed on an errand While there be
heard the report OF gun and soon after
found Mrs Hobbs bleeding upon the door
step. Palmer soon appeared, and with an
oath declared that now he had squared
the grudge he owed her for pulling 50 out
of him in payment for the glass he broke
in her house three years ago. Palmer
asked Savage to help him carry the body
In the house. He says he was so fright
ened ne did not realize what he was doing
but they got the body into the house. saw
age then took TO the woods. being shortly
overfsken by Palmer, who declared that
nobody would ever know what had hap
pened. for he had set fire to the house.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-26
CROWDS FOR CANTON.
SPEECHMAkING To CONTINUE IN.
TIL EVE or ELECTION.
Delegations Arranged for Thls
Week From Bosson, New Jersey,
Indiana and Other siatcs-MaD.
Mckinley. After Making So Many
Speeches = Day for the Past Few
Weeks, IL StiIl In Excellent
Health and Voice.

Canton. O.. Oct. 25.-Speech- ma King will
continue al the Mckinley home ap to the
very eve OF election. To-day the opening
of the last week OF the campaign finds
Maj. Mckinley. to al outward appear
ances, al least. equal to as hard work as
he has experienced AT any time during
the campaign lie was up aid around
early this morning. and in company With
mis- brother Abner. OF New York. attended
services. Charles q. Dawes, of the ma
tlonaI committee. arrived from Chicago
this morning and spent the day al the
Mckinley home. Maj. and Mrs. Mckin-
ley and Mr.. Dawes were guests at IL
o'clock at the home OF Judge William II.
Day. This evening Col. VI. I. Herrick
and wife came down from Cleveland. TO
remain over night. These guests were
joined during the evening by few reia-
tives residing in the city.
The weeks programme opens with six
delegations on Monday. fifteen for the
succeeding days OF tn. week. and a large
number of others on.y partially arranged.
Many of the visitors viii he long-aistanee
pilgrims. tomorro. bringing party from
Boston one from New Jersey and two
from Indiana. The week will also in
c!ude College day and Youngstown, O..
day. on both of which occasions large
crowds are expected.
The aunouncsments. so far as definitely
made, are as follows:
Mondav-Ral.way Meas Sound Money
Club Seymour. Ind: Newark and Tren-
ton, y. j.: Cleveland, Lorraine and Wheel
ing Railway Company emf leyses. railroad
men from Meadvilie. Pa. residents Of In
dsanapolis. Railway League of Eastou.
Tuesaay-Soun6 money men OF Ne~ En-
gland residents OF Piedmont. w. Va:
Underwriters Sound Money Club. Cleve-
land: employees OF Epson 4 Co. I.amson.
Session Il Co. Peckstone. Wilcox * Co.
all OF Cleveland: employees of the Junction
Iron and Steel Company of Msngo juno
ton. o.: commercial travellers OF Newark.
Ohio.
wedne sasy-Students OF Western Re-
serve university and Csz School CT APP
piled Sciences. Cleveland Residents Of
Ranalo ~. Y: business men and manu-
facturers OF Canton; residents Of Minerva.
Ohio.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF Northern Ohio
ard Indiana Republicans and citizens In
general of Melgs county, o.. the Original
Mckinley Club Cleveland.
Frfday-coi.cge day. the Republican
Cerege League: Republicans OF Youngs-
town.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF Terre Hau,c.
Ind.
Trenton. ~ J.. Oct s.-For;y citizens
of this city left her. tonight TO visit Maj.
Mckinley at Canton. They left on the
special train which left Newark with go
on hoard. Ex-Congressman Brewer Ia In
the party
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-26
CARL SCHURZ' DENUNCIATION.
of Bryan and Aitgeld as Incitors to
Class Hatred,

Peoria. Ill, Oct. 25.-Carl Schurz spoke
mere last night under the auspices OF the
Sound Money Democratic Cub OF Peoria.
Ihe feature of his speech was bitter de-
nuncistion OF Bryan and Altgeld. He said
in part.
Abraham Lincoln and Bryan: Abraham
Lincoln and Altgeld; 10 associate these
names together as allies in a common
cause-aye. to pronounce them in the
same breath is not only fraud lit is sac
riiege. AS an old friend of Abraham Lin
coin. who sat al his feet. receiving his
teachings Of justice, freedom and human
ity. and who was with him many a day
in his struggles for the rights OF man. for
national government and for the brother
hood OF ali the American people, / SOL
EMMY protest against this outrage I call
upon the people OF illinois TO resen. and
repel II. They are the custo6ans Of Abra-
ham Llncoln's grave. Let them prove
themselves the worthy custodians OF his
historic Character and fame by burying
the regulators AMI inciters of class hat
red who dare 10 claim him as their own,
under crushing vote OF condemnation