The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-06-03
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= There are AZ Chinese temples ii

There are AZ Chinese temples in
America.
- Nothing will give the grass such
start on lawn, pasture or moving
field as a sprinkling with nitrate Of:
soda in rainy weather.
"A philosopher observes: six
things are requisite to create "a happy
home. One of these is q cookbook,
the other FIVE are money.
Freddy: What lisa plank in
party platform, papa7n Papa:
is something, my son, that candidates
stand on before election and walk on
afterwards
- The Danube flows throrghscoua
tries in which 81 languages and dia
lects are spoken. 1t bears on its
waters .four-ffths of the commerce Of
eastern Europe.
IF you want knowledge, read the
newspapers-not merely one, but
several; when business presses, be
deliberate when your w~ifeHcolds you,
hold your tongue.
The weakest living creature, by
concentrating his powers on a single
object, can accomplish something the
strongest, by dispensing his over many,
may fail to accomplish anything.
An eccentric blacksmith at the
Bridge Of Allan vas observed to plant
his cabbage zigzag instead of in rows,
and on being asked the reason, + g
piled: cts to put the snails off tine
track.
The Broad river, in South Caro-
lima, was so called by the whites. The
Indian name was Eswan Huppeday,
or "Dividing Line river" because it
was the boundary between che Ch4,o-
KEGS and the Catawbas.
Turkey bones is said to make the
most perfect pipestems imaginable.
The substance is light, porous, and
~resists the pressure of the teeth.
Smoke drawn through the turkey
bone is cool and sweet.
"A man in Sumner county, Kan,
recently sold a hog. In paying for it,
the firm held out the amountof adebt.
1t went to law, and, after taking a
change Of venue, discovered that he
had paid $3.50 for giving the hog away.
cit may be all right to joke
said the small boy, crawling through
a hole in the fence as his mother, with
a stick in her hand came running down
the street in his direction, ssbut dis
comm woman business lisa serious
matter to me.
= The Athens Banner ~perpetrates
the following: ''The lark was up to
meet the sun, and carol fol his lay;
the farmers son took downshis gun
and at him blazed away. The busy
bee arose at FIVE and burned the mead
ows Ger; the farmers wife went for
his hive, and robbed him of his store.
The ant rose early, his labors TO begin;
the greedy swallows few that way and
took his lordship in. Oh, bee, birds
and ants be wise, in proverbs take no
stock like me refuse to rise until
half past eight o'clock"
"A Chinese doctor is employed by
families by the year at ., rate, accord
ing to their means and hisSreputation,
of ! to 5 cents a day, as long as every
member of the family is well. When
one falls i'll, the Doctors pay stops
until their health is fully restored.
- Christianity, if it means any
thing, means 16 ounces to the pound,
three feet to the yard, ajust weight
and just measure. It means honesty
in all dealings, purity in all converse
ton, a charity as broad as the race,
unfinching integrity, sympathy, hui
manity to man, loyalty to God.
= Mothers will find Chamberl ms
Cough Remedy especially valuable or
Group and whooping cough. It will
give prompt relief and is safe and
pleasant. We have sold it for several
years and it has never failed to give
tie most perfect satisfaction. G. w.
Richards, Duquesne, Fa. Sold by
Hill Bros.
= Live one day alta time, my dear,
said an elderly woman to younger one
recently. Don't wrinkle your fore
head to-day over to-morrow's cares.
Nothing is so bad, nor so good, either,
as we anticipate, and tomorrow bur-
den may not be one when tomorrow is
to-day. | lived over tWo-thirds of my
life before I discovered this secret.
and l am growing younger every month
in its use. There is always time and
strength for tNday's duties and cares:
it is the piling and borrowing, the