The Monitor-register., 1896-05-15
Pennsvtr,e Recora.

Edmund H. Lawrence is not able to bt
about his work yet.
Miss Lizzie Wallace has been visiting
her sister, Mrs. Ray Given.
Rev. 8. G. Chattin and Miss Laurs
Chattin are visiting relatives here.
A ten and one half pound shad wal
\ landed here last Saturday morning.
| Mrs. Jane and Miss Anna Jenkins hay,
returned from a visit to relatives at Phil
adelphia.
Shad season is near its close and unless
something unforeseen takes place, it will
| go on history as a very poor season TO
| the fishermen.
Some salmon have been caught by fish
| ermen from here. These fish bring
handsome price, bringing from forty {.
fifty cents per pound.
G. E. Atkinson, our blacksmith anC
new member of the Board of Chosel
Freeholders, attended his first meetin {
of that body last Wednesday.
The new officers of the Epworth Leagu,
will be installed in the service precedi nf
the regular preaching service next Sun
day evening. Commencing at 7 o'clock
All are welcome.
The ladies of st. Georges Episcopa
Church will hold their annual strawberry
festival Wednesday evening, June Sd
Also the ladies of the M. E. Church viii
hold n May 9th.
VIM. Saunders and Vim. Acton took
trip to Bridgeton on their wheels las
Sunday. A number of other wheelmei
from this place vent around by Salem
Woodstown and Sharptown the sam,
day. Is there not too much cycling OF
Sunday?
Don't invite disappointment by expert
mehting. Depend upon One Minut,
Cough Cure and you have immediate
relief. 1t cures Group. The only harm.
less remedy that produces immediat.
results. Geo. III. Andrews.
Auburn.
Mrs. Mary Lock spent a short visi
with relatives here.
A great number of our young ladie
are once more trying to learn to manage
the wheel, and some are very successful
riders.
Miss Sarah Floyd, who has ha,
employment in the city for some time
has resigned her position and came hom,
for the summer.
j.. L. Kirby, in attempting to tend hi
hot bed a few days ago, was attacked b,
two hugh black snakes. Resentmen
was impossible, and the only thing 70
him to do was was to fee to the hous'
and procure his gun. The serpents ghv,
chase, but after q short time he wa
successful in putting au end to thei
Improbable lives.
The young peoples meeting Saturday
evening will be led by Frank Madison
The Junior Epworth League Sunda,
evening will be led by Asa Ashton. Tn
topic is "Christ q Host The Epwortl
| League will have charge of the entir
service. During the evening there will
be no preaching, and an excellent pre-
gram is being arranged suited to tn
s~acredness of the day. All are invited
We do moi expect the bugs to be q
plentiful, as we have had our turn.
Last Sunday evening we listened, O
rather attempted to listen to a YER,
interesting sermon, but it is almos
impossible to tell which attracted til
attention of the majority. the sermon O
the bugs, for the latter seemed very grea
in number and also very affsctionate, q
their most ~favorite resort was on or abou
some lady's or gentleman's head or neck
1t looks as if all the bugs from th,
neighboring towns came to Auburn on
vacation. We hope they enjoyed them
selves, for they certainly seemed too. w,
said before they were very afectionate
and. as an illustration we will relate on,
instance in which they showed their dis
position. The minister chose for hi
text: 80 that I had wings like q dove
etc. !" and he used the bugs as an Illus
tration in his sermon, and scarcely wer
the words spoken when one or more larQ,
June bugs few directly to him an.
settled in his mustache. or COURSE. th .
was the only way the poor little insec
had of expressing its gratitude to hin
for the elevated position in which b
placed it; but that little act was suficien
for the effect it had on the congregation
was wonderful. The minister was no
the only victims of the little visitors, 70
they also paid q visit to middle-aged an,
single men alike, and seemed to take pei
feet delight in promenading mp and d0wl
the head of one Of the official board VIII
lately had his hair cut so short that th
flesh is everywhere visible. This is onl.
q few of the many these little visitor
attempted to caress, and now Auburn ha
had its turn 10 that respect. We suppos
the neighboring churches will be VISITED
In a similar manner later on.
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