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There are two sides to every fight,
Let it be clear or haZy,
Except of course this money plight
Each side of it is in the right
The other side is crazy.
Madison Lake Mirror.
The world would get even with
them if dudes were compelled to
marry bloomer girls.-Peck's Sun.
Severity carried to the highest
MITCH breaks the mind: and then
in the place Of a disorderly young
fellow you have a low-spirlted,
moped creature. Banner OF Gold
It is very we'll to be able to say
the right thing at the right time,
but it is a good deal better to re-
frain from saying the wrong thing
at the wrong time.-Graceville En-
terprise.
There has been one thing to be
thankful for. It seems the cam
paign poet can find no word to
rhyme with silver. There is none
in the English language.-Canton
(Ohio) Repository
This is the season when the cir
cuses are on their rounds and the
man who is to poor to take pa
per. spends $3.50 for tickets and is
beat out of S2975 by the bunco
man-St. Louis Humorist.
You may crow as loudly as you
please about your ability to hit
back" but the everlasting truth
remains that it is only noble and
right to pay another in his own
coin when that coin is kindness
Up to Date.
, Mrs. Ii Hung Chang has 1000
5 silk dresses to pick from. Mrs: LII
: also has the advantage that when
S she has "really nothing fit to wear,
: she can borrow a dress from her
l husbands wardrobe. - Amery
t wis., Press.
|. A good woman in town claimed
S that it showed a lack Of proper
y faith in mankind to mark the
# spoons loaned at church social
d and refused to mark hers lately
l. She put in a dozen, and got GU
If three. -Arkansaw Thomas Cat.
" The ignorant man is narrow. tn
% stupid are bigoted: remember thes
L, truths in your discussions OF put
u lie policies with neighbor an
n friend. Every man has the sam
ly right to opinion as yourself
ne only being every persons duty t
tn inform himself as best he cal
rn then vote and act accordingly.
n Houston Signal.
nv The suspicious man is the III
he that needs the most watching.
yh is his own meanness and dishonest
as that makes him fear that every bod
he around him is trying to beat hlr
d. The less one has to do with susp
n cious people, who are always sneaI
ra- ing around the corners, "shadoN
lie. ing" his neighbor the better c
one will be. God deliver us fro
e. anv business or any other rel
mt tons with the suspicious.-Mab
H. L Tribune.
at One of the crying needs OF Il
to- time is a wholesale revision OF o
Of penal system. Our present la'
the tend largely to create crimlna
pic and when once verdict sets t
of brand of Cain upon a man.,
is matter what the provocatlon Will
OPP prompted the crime, it takes tre
the him any possible hope OF ev
ent again attaining to the dignity
ed manhood, while his family and
rik- pendents are grossly sinned again
| in There is nothing reformatory
les. our penal laws. The whole S.
IS a tenn is out of harmony with p
lree gressive civilization and comm
and jjustice.- Elgin (Ill.) Every Sat
Mr: day.
lent
,tus Sing a song Of swelled head
eme fellow full Of gin, coming home
oyd, 4 A. M, his wife won't let him
alth His feet are full of tangle-toot:
.;4ae hood ;c full of wheels: the keVh