The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1896-01-11

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Pudding Sauce.-Four tablespoons
Of fine, white sugar, two tablespoons o.
butter, one tablespoon of -four, stil
them together to cream, beat the
white of an egg to n stiff froth and ado
it. then pour into the dish gill of boil
ing water, stirring very fast; flavor
with lemon or vanilla.--Boston Globe.
PuNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
Mans Idea.-She There's wom-
am in Vermont who hasn't looked in a
mirror for thirty years" He-'Is she
blind Detroit Free Press.
Swabian Simplicity. Inspector
Cooking into station waiting-room)-
ANY more for Ulm, Bieberach? The
trains just gone. "-Deutsche Warte.
-Didyou ever rough it in the west?7
''Oh, yes "In the mountains or on the
plains2' We'll, really, You know, /
Mas in a boarding housel"- Chicago
Record.
-Nephew-'Whatare you going to do
with your money when you dep"
Uncle-"Takc it with me-" Nephew
Il always thought you had money to
burn" Waterbury.
Straight Coods-Mr. Crimsonbeale
-'JIere, waitcri found some feathers
in this frankfurter!" Waiter-"Yes.
sir; 1 guess it was made out of bird
dog, -Yonkers Statesman.
Mrs. Aybce- Men are such funny
thingsl When Aybee asked me to be
his he was the most disconsolate man
Imaginable" Mrs. Ceede-''I can well
believe that. boston Transcript.
Not Crumbs of Comfort.-Jo Jones
"IIaye You heard that Smith is trying
TO get a separation from his wife,"
Rrown-"No; ON what grounds?"
zones Cruelty; he says that she eats
crackers in bed. - baltimore American.
Miss Passec Gagged 4o)-"I wish to
sec a hat" French Alilliner-"For
yourself, miss?" Miss Passee-"Yes."
French Afiliiner-'Marie, run down
stairs and get me re hat for re ladies be-
tween f8 and 25 years. "-Tit-Bits.
Tailor When you delivered Mr..
Slowboy's suit did you call attention to
the fact hat it was there when prom
iscd?" Boy--"Yes, sir Tailor
what did he say?" Boy-"IIc said he
felt he could never repay you for what
you had done for him" IN. Y. Sun.
-"Tn bet" remarked Mr.. Jason to
his wife. as they sat in the family circle
at the play, "I1l bet from the looks of
il that the dress that there woman in
the box is wearing is one of them ele-
giant dresses one-half off we seed adj
vcrtised Yesterday in the papers. Dos
ton Home Journal.
Lasting Regrets.-"I never bet on
a horse race but once,'' said the good |
deacon, "and L have regretted it ever
since" Surely the sin has been for
given ere now said the minister "Oh
don't doubt that. But the fact is 1
only won 50, when 1 might just as well
have made it thousand, since 1 was in
for it.''-Indianapoli Journal.
-"NYhat have You got?" inquired the
in the linen buster, sitting
down on one of the stools. Gold roast
beef" replied the man behind the rail-
way lunch counter, cold chicken,
cold Il don't cat meat, broke in
the traveller; I'm vegetarian" "Try
one of his ham sandwiches" suggested
the commercial traveller sitting on the
next stool.-Chicago Tribune.
All the More Reasonable had met
with serious losses in business, and
ldded to that his wife, whom he adored.
was snatched away bydeath. lie could
neither cat nor sleep, and his friends
we're alarmed about his condition. One
Of them said to him: "You ought to
consult a doctor" whats the use?
Life has lost all charms for me and l
want TO die, anyhow" "You want to
lie? All the more reason for calling
loctor" Texas Siftings.