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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-02
PART 1.

RAM
Robert Graham was a young man
who wanted to be Orginial. Most young
men under thirty have the same de-
sire so l do not pretend to mint that
he was anything out of the common
because he was passing through 'his
phase of experience.
He had been articled to solicitor:
but, tiring of the law, he determined
TO leave the quiet little country town
where he had been born ana reared
and go to London. His plan, more-
over. was to forsake law for lltera-
ture, and while st. Minver would lose
by his departure, the metropolis wouiu
have one more daring life strussnns
In It's midst. He accordingly leit 81.
Minver, forsook the law. and went 10
London.
This was, of course, original.
In the early days of his law career
he had learned shorthand, and 1t was
this expression of his originality which
kept him from starving when he came
to the metropolis. After some weeks
of weary endeavor to find publisher,
it was his knowledge of shorthand
which enabled him to buy bread and
cheese. He was employed as report
er for two or three papers, small local
journals which are unknown to Lon
uoI us Il WIlbtc, anu SSb "iiaNAs 90
bought by the people in the vicinity in
which they are published. BY this
means he managed to earn from fifteen
to twenty shllings Il week, and as a
consequence paid his landlady with
fair regularity. Indeed, that lady con-
fessed that on the whole he was the
best paying ''littery gent she'd hever
ed"
Which shows that Bob had not got
very far on after all.
When he had been In London year,
he did another original thing, he Joined
q bachelors club. OF course this act
was right off the beaten track, and Bob
had sort of feeling that he had done
something worthy of note. The one
rule of the club was that no member
should have anything to do with wo-
men, and directly anyone should break
this rule he should be expelled
For year Bob conformed loyalty to
this. Indeed. he scarcely spoke to his
landlady, and as for other members Of
the fair sex he never even noticed
them. The members of the Bachelors
club met as often as they could in each
others rooms, and each in turn paid
for a supper. They smoked a good
deal. gossiped a good deal. and abused
publishers readers unmercifully. For
nearly all the members of the club were
gentlemen connected with the press"
And each of these had q desire ito
bring out n great book. something that
would startle the age"
Bob wrote n good deal. wrote on every
imaginable subject. and sent his work
to various editors of ali sorts hut with
out success. His work wasn't "ouite
suitable" He got sick of publishers
forms and editorial commi,nications
but still he toiled steadily ON. and
wrote with all the regularity of n leader
writer. sometimes with as much bril-
liancy. In vain. however.
He criticised editors and nublishers'
readers a good deal and vet in his
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on talking together. it came out that
Bob's father had. years ago, been a
friend of Mr.. Walker.
Il suppose no women will be at your
house?' said Bob to Herbert, when
they were talking together shortly af-
ter the former had accepted the inyi-
tation.
"Why?"
well, T shall be obliged to write
again and tell your father that cannot
manage it,"
Surely you'll not carry your TOM
foolery so far?" suggested Herbert.
Principle is principle" replied Bob,
proudly.
We'll. as 1t happens, no women will
be at the house for the three days
you've agreed to come to us, except an
old housekeeper and the servants.
You'll not object to these, suppose p"
NO; the fact Is I'm not bigoted, and
women of that sort are a necessary
evil
1t would seem from this that Bob
was profound philosopher.
MY. cousin and two or three of her
companions are coming the day after
Christmas day, but as you say you are
returning that morning, you'll not see
them"
That's right. I suppose yours is a
jolly old place, isn't it?"
Yes, think so. OF course it's not
what you call a mansion, but it's a fine
old country house for all that Father
got it very cheaply because 1t is report
ed to be haunted
Nonsense"
Fact, l assure you. The story goes
that two or three generations ago the
only daughter of the then owner was
killed there"
KILLED? How?"
well. it was in this way: A yeoman
who lived close by wanted her very
badly; indeed, 1t was said he was crazy
about her. and she refused to have any
thing to say to him. Then one Christ
mas day, when, for the hundredth
time he was pleading his cause, she
told him that she had promised to mar
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FIVE NEW ANECDOTES.
Each of Which is Ccrrr;b'c of Stirring
I'm n Smtl0.

Here. from Harper's Magazine for July,
are some good anecdotal scraps. all new:
pat was an Industrious workman. and
his employer was much interested In him.
1t had been a most unpleasant day
drjZzlng. saturatirg-but Pat kept faith
fully at his work In the garden. and at
the 8 o'clock hour he was about to lay
down his gardening tools. He was met
by his employer. who said:
"Pat, it's been a bad day."
"It has that" replied Pat.
"You must be pretty wet, Pat" sus-
gested the employer.
Wet, Is ut?' said Pat. "Yis. I'm purity
wet: but Mr.. O.. Dim not half as wet
as oil am dry!'
And the Drawer Is glad to say Pat re-
ceiyed his reward.
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thought SO. for he was quite sure In
deed. he seemed somewhat confused.
as though a kind Of spell were cast
upon his mind.
He tried to rouse himself. and in
doing so lifted his eyes towards the
looking glass which was placed over
the mantelpiece. and in a moment they
became riveted. as though there were
a secret and occult power In the glass.
Indeed, II the truth must be told, he
did not want to take his eyes away,
for In spite of himself he was fascinat-
ed by what he saw.
(To be continued.)
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1.-THE Baby IL Cutting Teeth.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by mil
lions of mothers for their children
while teething with perfect success. 1t
soothes the child, softens the gums.
allays all pain, cures wind collie and is
the best remedy for diarrhoea. Sold
by druggists in every part Of the world.
Be sure and call for Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup" and take no other
kind. Twenty-Five cents a bottle. ~
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LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD SYS.
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Anthracite Coal Used Exclusively Insur.
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anthracite Coal Used Exclusively Insur.
ing Cleanliness and Comfort,
IN EFFECT NOV. 10, 1885,
TRAINS LEAVE SCRANTON.
n For Philadelphia and New York via D.
n. K K. at 6.i5, 7.i5 a. m, 1905, l.2O, 33S
(Biack Diamond Express) and li.3O D. m.
For Pittston and Wilkes-Barre via d.
a.. W. II. r.. 600. sos, ll.2O a. m, l.56,
3i0. 500 and S.47 p. m
ana principal points in the coal regions
via ID. q II. X. r., 645 a. m, l2.05 and A.4l
y. m.
For Bethlehem. Easton, Reading, Har-
risDurg and principal intermediate sta-
lions via ID. & Fl. r. r., Gas las a. M,
!2:o5. L2O. 3.3 (Black Diamond Express).
AL and 11.30 y. m.
For Tunkhannock, Towanda, Elm,ra,
Ithaca, Geneva and principal intermediate
stations via D., l.. 4 w. II. r.. 600. sos,
955. a. m, 1920 and $40 p. m.
For Geneva. Ruchester, Buffalo, Niagara
Ealls' + = Chicago and all points west via D.
q H. X; H., 7.45 a. M, 1905 1888 (Black Dia.
m0nd Express). $50 and 1l.30 p. m.
fullman parlor and sleeping or Lehigh
valley chair cars on all trains between
Wilkes-B Barre and New York, Philadel.
ph!a, Buffalo and Suspension Bridge
ROLLlN Fl. WILBUR, Gen. Supt.
CHAS. s. LEE, Gen. Pass. Agt ,Phila, Pa.
A.: w. NONNEMACHER, Asst Gen,
Pass Agt.. South Bethlehem, Pa.
Scranton Office. 300 Lackawanna avenue.
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SHADES OF LINDLEy MURRAY.

Rachel was a bright yellow girl, a wait
ress in the family of Mrs. -. of New
Orleans, and with positive genius for
twisting the English language out of all
grammatical shape. She was sent by her
mistress one day for particular kind Of
French roll. Returning empty handed,
and rolling her eyes, she said to Mrs.
-. Miss Annie. 1 didn't bring none on
account of they didn't have any"
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A SMALL GIRLS QUESTION.

Marjorie was standing at the window
when she saw two little dogs frisking
about in the street, and manifestly having
such good time together that she said
to her father:
Papa, don't you wish you was two
little dogs. SO you could have a good time
enjoying yourself together?'
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For Albany. Saratoga. Montreal, Bos-
ton, New England points. etc.-5.45 a. m. |;
For Honesdale-5.45. s.55, lo15 a. M; 1900
noon, 2.2O. 5.25 p. m.
For Wilkes-Barre-S.45, 745, S.4j. 93s,
lO.45 q. M: 12.05. 1.2O, 2.2S, 1888, AL, 500
$50, $50. 1l.30 y. m.
For New York. Philadelphia, etc. v.L
Lehigh Valley Railroad-G.45. 7.45 a. m; ;
i2C5, i.2O, 333 with Black diamond Ex :.
press), 11.SO r.. IN:
For Pennsylvania Railroad points-645,
9.3s a. m: 2.3O. Al p. m.
For western points. via Lehigr Valley
Railroad-7.45 a. M; 12.05. 1888 with bialk
Diamond Express) $50. 1l.30 p. m.
Trains will arrive at Scranton as fol-
lows:
From Carbondale and the north-e4o.
740. $40, s.34, 1910 a. m: 1900 noon: Los,
2.24, 1926, 437, 5.45, 7.45. 9.i5 and II. .25 p. m.
From Wilkes-Barre and the south-5iO.
7.50, $50 1910. II % a.; m; Lie. 2.A. 34s.
j. W. BURD1CK. G. p. A., Albany, N. Y.
H. W. Cross, d. p. A., Scranton, Pa.
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A PRETTY BAD CASE.

"How did you find old Gaisby?' asked
certain clubman Of another,
"He was sitting on one chair, with
his foot on the other; had gout enough
for a centipede," was the reply.
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THE LEADER
124.126 Wyoming Ave-
''Small and Sure Profits, Often
Repeated, Is The Foundation OF
Modern Success"

ShdHicdi SHTiStinhS ulSpidy, TepTeS'
ing winter scene of country life
sports, everything moving accura
and correctly. The above scene
produce at an outlay of over $1,000
the special amusement of the pul
patrons, friends and particularly
little folks, to which everybody Is
daily invited.
We inaugurate star bargain "
prior to making our annual Christi
holiday display. In order to do this
have reduced prices on our en-
stock to such low figure that
surely attract attention. Sale G.
mences Saturday morning, Nov. 2S,
continues Monday and balance
week.
% pieces all-wool check dress
goods. 25c. grade, Leaders,
Frice .........................
% pic O fancy weave wool dress
goods, 75c. grade, Leaders
iiice ......................
% pieces double-fold plaids, Just
the thing for children's wear.
price has been 12lac., Leaders
frlce ........................
25 pieces double fold crochet
plaids, in bright combination
of colors. for children's wear
price. has been S5c., Leaders,
FTlce ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
S pieces plain and figured black
dress goods, has been Soc,
Leaders Price ..................
All OF our SOC. plain and fancy
black dress goods in one lot,
cholce or any NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
All Of our &c. black wool dress
goods. both plain and figured,
In one lot. choice Of any ......
Everything in the millinery dep
ment has been marked down to
than half price as we must use |
of the space now occupied by this
partment for our display of holi
goods.
Is ladies' beaver packets, box
fronts, sizes 80 to 40c., worth e.
$3.50. Leaders Price ............ ~
60 ladies' boucle, Kersey and
Irish freiZe jackets, shield
fronts, in black, navy and
brown, worth $500. Leaders GA
Price NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. "
6S ladies' fine quality of boucle,
Irish frieze and kersey pack
cts. three-quarter lined. worth Ck
5000, Leaders Price ......... "
65 ladies' cloth ~- capes.' velvet
collar and velvet buttons,
trimmed, worth 500, Leaders
frice '.....................
IS ladies' cloth capes. full sweep,
braid, fur and velvet trimmed, e1
worth $780, Leaders Price,. ~
a ladies' silk plush capes. braid
and jetted. American martin
trimmed collar and down the
front. full sweep. worth 500. "a
Leaders Price ................... VI
Is misses and children's REFERS.
plain and mixed goods, box
fronts, worth $2.W Leaders
Prlce ..............'r. .............
Is dozen ladies' wool eiderdown
dressing sacks In pink, blue.
cardinal and grey, worth sl.OO,
Leaders Price ...................
20 dozen ladies' all-wool flannel
waists, In navy, cardinal and
black, all sizes, good value,
$l.25. Leaders Price ...........
2S dozen ladies' wrappers, nicely
made, In blue. black and grey
prints, wide skirt. worth Sl.O.
Leaders Price ..................
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Erie and Wyoming Valley.

Effective Nov, 2.
Trains leave Scranton for New York.
Newburgh and intermediate points on
Erie, also for Hawley and local points ae
76 q. m. and 2.2S p. m. and arrive from
above points at 1923 a. m, 3lS and 9.SS
p. m.
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d E l. A W A r L AND
HUDSON TIME
m nv

On Monday. Nov. 23.
trains will leave Scran-
ton as follows:
For CarbOndale-5.45.
7.55. $50. 1o.15, a. m.
1900 noon; 1.21. 2.20, 1852,
6.25. 6.25. 7.57. $40, 1870.
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Wire Screens.

JOS. KuETTEL. REAR Eli LACKA-
wanna avenue. Scranton. Pa. manufac-
turer Of Wire Screens.
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Seeds.

G. r. CLARK & CO.. SEEDMEN AND
Nurserymen: store lac Washington ave-
nue.; green house. 1850 North Main ave-
nue.: store telephone. 1872.
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Hotels and Restaurants.

THE ELK CAFE, l25 and 1N FRANK
lin avenue Rates reasonable.
p. ZEIGLER. Proprietor
SCRANTON HOUSE, NEAR D.. L. & w.
passenger depot. Conducted on the
European plan. VICTOR KOCH. Prop.
WESTMINSTER HOTEL,
Cor. Sixteenth st. and Irving Place,
New York.
Rates, S3 80 per day and upws rds. (Ameri-
can planD GEO. MURRAY.
Proprietor.
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depart
to less
use part
this de-
holiday
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For the guidance of those who desire
have some notion of doing so through
the medium Of appointment upon the
recommendation of their congressman
or through the virtue of political back
ing, the following list of exemptions
from examinations in the departmental
service Is given:
Private secretaries or confidential
clerks (nOt exceeding twO) to the presi-
dent or to the head of each of the eight
executive departments.
Indians employed in the Indian SER
vice at large, except those employed
as superintendents. teachers, teachers
of industries, kindergartens and physi-
clans.
Attorneys or assistant attorneys in
any department., whose main duties are
connected with the management Of
cases In court.
In the custom house service the fol-
lowing are exempted: One cashier in
each customs district. One chief or
principal deputy or assistant collector
in each customs district whose employ
es numier as many as $50.
POstoffice service: One assistant
postmaster. or chief assistant to the
postmaster, of whatever designation at
each postOffice. One cashier of each
first class postoffice when employed un-
der the roster title of cashier only.
Internal revenue service: One en-
ploye In each internal revenue dis
trict. who shall act as cashier or chief
deputy or assistant collector, as may
be determined by the treasury depart
ment.
EXCEPTIONS.
In addition to the above there are a
few general exemptions from the ope-
ration Of the civil service rules. but
they apply to such small offices that
few people will exert themselves to
secure the latter. These exemptions
are as fOllOEs:
Any position filled by a person where
private business ia conveniently located
for his performance Of the duties of
said position. or any position filled by
a person remunerated in one sum both
for services rendered therein, and for
necessary rent. fuel and lights furn-
ished for the performaoce Of the duties
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Miscellaneous.

BAUERS ORCHESTRA-MUS1C FOR
balls, picnics. parties, receptions. we'd
dings and concert work furnished. For
terms address R. J. Bauer. conductor
lit Wyoming avenue. over Hulbert's
cfn
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REPUBLICAN
LANDSLIDE.
Mckinley and Hobart
Are Elected.
CONGRESS REPUBLICAN.
Bryan COn6Fatulates His Successful
Opponent California and Oregon
All Right Silver Receives a Stun
ming Blow.

Friday morning the dispatches an
nounced that James X. Jones. Chair
man of the Democratic National Com.
mittee had given up the fight and con-
ceded McKinley's election. This infor-
nation was conveyed direct to Mr.
Bryan who promptly wired Major Nc.
Kinley as follows:
ITO Hon. William Mckinley Jr
Canton, Ex-senator Jones has inst in.
FORMED me that the returns indicate
your election, and / hasten to extend
my congratulation. We have submit
ted the issue to the American people
and their will is law.
WILLIAM J. BRYAN"
The states which have surely gone
for Mckinley and Hobart are the fol-
lowing; California. Connecticut, Del
aware, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maine
Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota
Michigan, North Dakota, New Hamp-
shire, New Jersey, New York, Ohio,
Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island,
South Dakota, Vermont, West Vir-
ginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.
The electoral vote of these states is
265, which insures the election of Nc
Kinley by majority of SO, even should
all other votes be against him, but there
are some states yet in doubt. Bryan's
electoral vote cannot exceed 1872, and
may fall considerably short of that.
In 1892, Mr.. Cleveland received 277
electoral votes, Mr.. Harrison las, and
Mr.. Weaver %. The revolution of
sentiment which has occurred in the
past four years is shown by the follow
ing comparison: Had Democratic
sentiment remained as strong as it was
in 1892, Mr.. Bryan should have received
the 277 votes given to Cleveland and
the % given to Weaver, making total
for Bryan of 299 votes, or majority of
154. The result this year, giving Nc
Kinley at least SO majority in the
electoral college, shows a change of
sentiment amounting to 237 electoral
votes. This is clearly much greater
landslide than occurred in 1892, when
Cleveland was elected. In 1888, Harri-
sons electoral vote was 233; Cleveland's
1853. In 1892, Cleveland's electoral vote
was 277; Harfison's 145, showing that
the Republicans lost only SO votes, and
the Democrats gained l09. Since the
election of 1892, the Republicans have
gained 237 votes while combined Demo
Gratis and Populists have lost about 100
votes. The full extent of the great
revolution in sentiment will not be
known however, until the popular vote
is ascertained. This cannot be given
until later.
Reports from Congressional districts
all over the country indicate that the
next Congress will be Republican by a
comfortable working majority. The
lowest estimate now made and con-
coded is a Republican majority of 80
This may be increased to 70.
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county, and to answer the complaint
hled therein within ten days exclusive
Of the day of service) after the service
on you of this summons-if served
within this county; or If served with
out this county, but within this Dis
trict, within twenty days; OF If served
elsewhere, within forty days-Or iudg-
ment by default will De taken against
you according to the prayer of said
complaint.
The said action is brought to obtain
q decree of this court for the foreclos-
ure of certain mortgage, described in
the complaint. and executed by the said
III. Il. Simmons and Anna b. Simmons
his wife and delivered to w. T., Telford
on the 18th day Of September, 1892, to
secure the payment of q certain prom
issory note, styled "First Mortgage
Coupon Bond, dated, Boise City Idaho,
Sept. 18th 1892, for 81 500 No. 1884 due
ON the LIST day of December 1897, paya-
bic to w. l.. Telford, or order, in gold
or its equivalent in value, with interest
thereon at the rate of Z per cent per
annum parable senni-annnally accord
ing to the tenor of eleven interest cOu-
pons attached. If any part of the
principal or interest is not paid at ma
turity it shall bear interest at the rate
of IL per cent per annum, payable an
nually and If any interest remains un.
paid twenty days after due the princi-
pal shall become due and collectable at
once without notice at the option of
the holder. Signed, Fl. e. simmons
That the plaintiffs herein, on the
10th of March 1895, purchased the said
note or bond, and all of the unpaid
interest coupons, and said Mortgage of
the said w. L. TelfOrd, and the said
plaintiffs are now the lawful owners
and holders thereof.
That of the said IL interest coupons,
and no more, have been paid, except
that on the Sth day of February 1885,
there was paid the sum of 300 on the
5th one of said interest coupons, leav-
ing then balance of $62.50 unpaid on
said 9th one.
That the premises conveyed by said
mortgage may be sold and the proceeds
thereof applied TO the payment of said
note, interest coupons unpaid, interest,
attorneys fees, as provided for in said
mortgage, and costs of suit, and in case
such proceeds are not sufficient to pay
the same, then to obtain an execution
against said defendant III. e. Simmons
for the balance remaining due, and al
so that the said defendants, and all
persons claiming by, through or under
them, may be barred and forecloSed Of
all right, title, clBim, lien, equity of re.
demption, and interest, in and to said
mortgaged premises, and for other and
for other and further relief, and if you
fail TO appear and answer said com
plant as above required, the plaintiffs
will take default against you and apply
to the court for relief demanded in the
complaint, certified copy of the same
being served herewith.
Given under my hand and Seal of the
said District court of the
Third Judicial District,
State of Idaho in and for
SEAL Canyon county, this 22nd
day of September in the
year of our Lord one thous.
and eight hundred and
ninety-six.
w. @. DUNBAR, Jr.,
JOSEPH II. BLAIR, Clerk.
Attorney for Plaintiffs.
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IDAHO GONE PoPooRATIo.
The Combined Democrats and POpUliSts
Carry About EYerytlIiHg-Repnbi-
cans and DubOiSitGs Showed
Under.

While the state returns are yet in
complete sufficient is known to justify
the conclusion that the Popocrats have
swept everything before them. Their
state ticket is elected to a man, and
with few exceptions they have elected
their entire county tickets. In the leg
isla ture, the Popocrat majority will be
nearly so, the Duboisites having about
90 members and the Republicans just
about one. Hon. Frank Fem, of Ada
county, will supplant Tom Davis, Of
Oneida county, as the lone member.
THE TRIBUNE will publish detailed
county returns when the official count
is made. Figures which might be given
at this time would necessarily be lDac-
curate and require REVISION. 1t is sut-
ficent to say that the Republicans ana
Duboisites will cut no figure in the ad'
ministration of state or county ahalFs
during the next two years.
Deserted Wife lin conversation win
sympathetic grocer)-And 1 trusted
him sol
Unconstitutional it, so did I.-BoS-
ton Transcript.
No Reason for Dread.-"A burnt
sbild breads de fire" said Cohen.
"Vy -forP" inquired Isaacstelh
"Vosn't he insured, or vould't dc gon'-
papy pay ?"-BrookIyn Lie.
"Do you believe the story aDou,
Joshua commanding the sun to stanu
still?" .,or.
"Wen I've told my wife worse stor.
les than that in trying to prove 70 nei
that the clock was wrong. w asiii"s
ton Times.
Mrs. Dusenberry-It's dreadIul u O0
disappointed in love. ..o.hino
Mr.. Dusenberry-There is soIie'iii"s
n great deal worse than that
@What, for instance2"
ITO be disappointed in marriage -
Texas SITTER.