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The herald., 1896-03-22

When the bowels are all clogged up,
when the blood is watery and impure,
when the liver is torpid, when the
kidneys are inactive, nature rebels.
Nature being at war with itself some
thing must be hurt, and too often the
head aches.
You can always tell when head
ache is coming on. A dull heavy SEN
sation, brow pains, eyes aching and
watery, chilly sensations, nausea, con-
stipation of the bowels, highly colored
urine, sleeplessness, all show that the
liver, kidneys and stomach are mac
tive and that the blood is impover-
ished. Don't you know the blood is
made up of serum, red and white blood
corpusles, also earthly phosphates ;
Good blood must have specified
amount of each of these component
parts. When the blood is good and
healthy blood, and the liver, kidney
and stomach are daily doing good work
the man or woman is buoyant, happy
and enjoying good health. When the
blood is impure and the stomach, liver
and bowels inactive you must Of neces,
sity feel blue, feel respondent, feel
melancholy, feel weary, feel pains in
the back and sides. For these condi-
tions the Home Remedy, the Cup
board Remedy, joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla, is truly and really specific.
1t is simply and strictly chemical
combination of purely vegetable herbs,
having no mineral drugs whatsoever
There are no mercury, no iodide of
potassium, no deadly drugs. You can
have any one apply the iodide of potas-
The herald., 1896-03-22
BOIIS.

A boil may be compared to the
choking Of the mouth of sewer.
When the SWEAT GLANDS refuse to
carry off the impurities of the blood,
the refuse matter decomposes and
chokes the glands, causing an infam-
nation, swelling, pain, heat, resulting
in boils or carbuncles. You need never
have these boils, you will never have
these carbuncles if your system has
been cleansed with the Home Rem
edy," joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Read the miriads of testimonials
sent by the good people of California
praising the Home Remedy" Joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
The herald., 1896-03-22
THE HEART.

If your heart palpitates whenever
you exert yourself a little more than
usual, and when the blood goes rush
ing to your head in an unaccountable
way, you may be sure that "the seat OF
life =" is not doing it's work properly.
You need pure, vegetable remedy
one that has no vicious iodides, or any
thing Of that sort in it. JOYS Sarsa-
parilla is the one thing that will re-
lieve you and regulate your whole
system properly.
The herald., 1896-03-22
NERVES.

Nerves are like babies. They must
be fed. You cannot nourish sick
baby until you have removed the cause
Of sickness. You cannot feed the
nerves until you have pure blood, ac-
tive stomach, liver, kidney and bowels.
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla feeds the
nerves directly and Indirectly. 1t re-
moves the cause, and thereby cures the
evil.
The herald., 1896-03-22
The LAND OFHERBS
A Botanist's Trip to the West In.
dies-Quaint Darkey Songs
and Customs.

The writer, longing to wet his feet
on the dewy grass that carries him
through fern and bramble, took trip
to the West Indies during the winter
of 1890.
Lovely, sleepy, poetical Jamaica,
the gem of the Caribbean; the land of
water, fern, moss and birds.
The sweet-scented air, the fine un-
dulating valleys, the lofty, rugged
peaks, the innumerable springs, and
the fringes Of palm and cocoanut
trees throw one into an Elysium,"
ga dream by day"-a sweet, refreshing,
beautiful dream.
Curiously the colored people have
doctor for their souls, for their pros
perity, but they have no doctor to
furnish them with remedies for pains
and aches. The "Voodoo Doctor" or
"Obeka Man," terrorizes the commu-
nifty, and sells darkey charms, etc., but
when the Jamaica negro is sick cold
Nanny" or Grannie goes out to the
fields, gathers some herbs, brings them
in and boils them, and gives the herb
remedy to the little ones, and in a
short time the pickaninnies, the small
black jumping imps, again begin to
dance.
Nature has been extremely bounti-
full in her medical plants and herbs,
and she gives to her offspring daily
that which they may use to become
well when they are tired and
weary and sick of life's battles. Now,
what is true of the rough, uncouth, un-
cultivated negro, is equally true of the
refined, sweet cultivated American
woman, who knows and believes in
home remedies.
Very often it is the wise woman of
the family that saves the life Of the
child long before the doctor reaches
home. How many medical men there
are in this country who say daily:
Madam, but for you John would be
dead. You did the very wisest thing
that could be DONE" And this brings
us right to the point in saying that
the herb-healing remedies contained in
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla are dis
tinctly Home remedies. These Home
remedies have been gathered carefully
and are so skillfully prepared that any
person can regulate their entire system
by taking three Or four daily portions.
How many women there are who
are completely chained to their chairs,
who are compelled to go about their
housework weak and weary, always
tired, always sleepy, yet never being
able to rest. If any such person will
take bottle of joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla he or she will bless the day
when the remedy was first taken. No
tongue can tell what has been done for
the men and women who have used
this purely Vegetable Remedy. If
you take JOYS VEGETABLE SAR-
SAPARILLA you need not take nasty
pills. You will have no need for pills.
In short time the gloomy, despond
ent feeling will give way to brightness
and happiness.
"JOY'S VEGETABLE SARSA-
PARILLA" cleanses the liver, the
stomach and the bowels, makes the
blood pure and then causes the entire
system to work in perfect harmony
1t is great "Old Ladies Remedy"
good medicine for young folks, and
can be taken without the smallest fear
1t is absolutely and entirely vegeta-
bic. 1t contains no mineral drugs
Be sure to ask for JOYS VEGETA-
BILE SARSAPARILLA, and take no
substitute that may be offered.
The herald., 1896-03-22
No reliable druggist will tell
you he has Il sarsaparilla as
good as Joys. Take the best
when yOu pay your money.

EDWIN w. JOY Co.: The immediate
and permanent relief afforded me by
the use of joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla
from the terrible afiliction of dyspepsia
accompanied by racking headache has
prompted me to voluntarily express my
Endorsement. Two years of extreme
suffering were banished as if by magic.
To those suffering similarly recon-
mend it's trial. Its merits will do the
rest. Yours in health,
B. D. CARN,
Poso Township, Kern Co., Cal.
The herald., 1896-03-22

If you are subject to colds wear the
same weight underwear at all times.
Wear flannel.
No matter how slight the cold, give
it instant attention.
To keep your respiration perfect and
your body in good health use the herb
remedy, joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
A cold in the head is the forerunner
Of serious catarrh. Use joys vege-
table Sarsaparilla as a constitutional
remedy.
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla is used
as much in the fall and winter as it is
in the spring.
A cold in the bowels will lead to
catarrh of the bowels. Be sure to use
hot applications and drink joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
A cold in the kidneys leads to
Bright's disease Of the kidneys. Don't
be alarmed. You can use joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla and recover from the
cold.
When you have cold in the throat
apply dry hot Aanne!s at night to the
throat and use joys Vegetable Sarsa.
parilla as constitutional remedy.
When your constitution is all run
down, your bowels in bad order, your
digestion impaired, you are more likely
to take cold than at any other time,
and you can avoid the danger by put
ting your system in perfect order with
the use of joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla
The herald., 1896-03-22
Health Laws.
STOMACH COMPLAINTS.


Never overload your stomach morn
ing, noon or night.
Excessively hot and excessively cold
drinks are dangerous to the stomach.
When your stomach is disordered
use joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla mod
erately.
When your stomach is filled, sit and
rest, don't run or ride a bicycle.
Never take bath when the stomach
is full.
liberated stomach may come from
scrofula or from some corrosive or ir-
ritant taken into the stomach; it is
also the result of dyspepsia, in any
event be sure to use joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. You will notice change
in a week.
Cancer of the stomach is the most
serious Of all stomach disorders. Great
pains accompany cancer, and these
pains can be relieved with the use of
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Chronic catarrh of the stomach is a
bad form of dyspepsia, and is cured by
the use Of joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Enlarged stomach or dilated stomach
is due to continual overeating or to
gaseous dyspepsia, when the food fer
ments and gas is produced which bloats
the stomach. This is durable, and
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla will cure
it.
You may have to fight your druggist
to get joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, but
it is worth the price and fight included,
Don't let him substitute something for
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
The herald., 1896-03-22

Mr.. J. Newman of Alameda, CAL,
says:
The EDWIN JOY Co. Gentlemen:
Being troubled with boils 1 took one
of the old sarsaparillas, and the result
was mass Of pimples. Then every
one wanted to know what was the mat
ter. Hearing that joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla was later and acted differ
emily, tried it the next time, and it
dried up the pimples in short time.
No druggist will ever be able to sell
me any other sarsaparilla. L will
always praise joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla. J. NEWMAN,
Alameda, Cal.
The herald., 1896-03-22
SKIN DISEASES.

CASTLE soap and warm water used
night and morning will dry up pimples
and blackheads.
Don't pick pimples with your nails.
-
Ulcers, body sores, scrofula and &C.
zema disappear with the use of joys
Sarsaparilla.
Sweaty hands and feet should be
washed daily with cold salt water.
If you have skin disease don't eat
fats or take mineral drugs. Use joys
Vegetable Sarsapar' it is made of
herbs.
shun the substitute.
Itching, blotches all over the body.
in hands, face, neck, loins and back
are the result Of disturbance of the
digestive tract. Use joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla and they will disappear.
Rushing Of blood to the head, hot
and cold flashes and bearing-dow7
pains are stopped with the use Of joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
No matter how smiling the face Of
the substituter may be, refuse his SUBJ
stitute and use joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla.
The herald., 1896-03-22
SiCkHeadaCheS
Sick Headaches Arise From a Variety of
Causes.

SUM test to joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla, for it contains only California
Vegetable Herbs. When nature asks
for relief, assist nature by the use of
natures own remedy, joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
The herald., 1896-03-22

GENTLEMEN Having taken bottle
Of your joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla,
I can truly say that it is the best medi-
cine have ever taken for constipation,
headache and general debilitated
system. I feel overjoyed by the use of
one bottle. I accidentally got my
ankle sprained few years ago, and 1
find my leg getting stronger, and I am
feeling better in every way.
VIM. J. PERRY,
Supt. Almshouse, City.
The herald., 1896-03-22

The American people are folk-lov-
ing, sympathetic race, despite what
your European may say to the contrary.
Do you ever hear of "big wind,"
a famine, a failure in any part of the
world without hearing of the American
dollar following close upon the "heel
Of calamity ?"
If we chase the dollar we do so for
the love of the chase, often dashing the
dollar away to make the chase interest
ing.
There can be no better proof Of the
sympathy and love ofhuman kind which
flows in our hearts than by the testi-
mony of the people of California to the
great good joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla
is doing.
The herald., 1896-03-22

A Mexican dollar is as heavy
as.Our own dollar, but ID nin't AS
gOOd-it is only worth SO cents.
Refuse all substitutes. Ask for
and receive your own Home
Remedy, Joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla. prepared by the
EDWIN w. JOY CO., San Fran
cisco, Cal.
The herald., 1896-03-22

The inferiority of nasty substitutes makes them
too cheap for you to take. When you ask for the
best, that you get the best, "The Great Home
Remedy,"" joys VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA"
The herald., 1896-03-22
JOYS FOR THE JADBD.
And Good Health for All
Mankind.
FACTS SUBMITTED TO A CANDID PEOPLE.

]. Newman OF Alameda, Robert Walsh
Of this City, and q Host Of Other
Good People Tell the Tale OF JOY.
Read These Testimonials,f for They
Are Given in a Spirit OF Love and
Gratitude for the Benefit OF the
Afflicted.
The herald., 1896-03-22

No one should be fooled by a
dishonest druggist. There are
plenty of honest druggists who
would be glad to have your
trade.
The herald., 1896-03-22

Write to these people and
they will tell you how glad they
arc that they refused a SUBJ
stitute.
The herald., 1896-03-22
BILIOUSNESS.

When your stomach is out Of order
clean it with herbs-use joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
The herald., 1896-03-22
DYSPEPSIA.

DON'T BE SUBSTITUTED
The herald., 1896-03-22
DAILY.

If you are subject to colds wear the
same weight underwear at all times.
Wear flannel.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
SOUTH SIDE NEWS.

Miss Daisy Washburn. of Maple
street, has left to spend u few weeks
with her sister, Mrs. Johnson. of Had
ley. n. Y.
Miss Mary Hopkins. of Cedar ave-
nue., is home from a visit to Carbon
dale.
Alderman c. c. Donovan will hear the
cases which will be brought to the AL
der street police station this month.
The funeral of Jacob Zeigler took
place yesterday afternoon from his
home on Birch street.
Prof. T.. +. Southworth, director of
the choir of st. Johns church, desires
the members to attend rehearsal this
evening. Last night was the regular
weekly date for rehearsal but the
storm kept them away. The choir is
rehearsing Christmas music and the
professor Is anxious that no time be
lost.
A regular monthly meeting of the
Century Hose company will be held
this evening.
William Koch, the Cedar avenue
cigarmaker, whose leg was broken six
weeks ago, was able to get out on elec-
ton day to vote, although IL cost him
a painful effort. He is too patriotic to
lose the chance to vote for president If
he can do SO at all.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
DUNMORs;.

Miss Ruby fost, of Blakely street.
has returned home from short visit
with relatives in Shenandoah.
Miss Grace Collum, of lIawley, is
the guest Of Mrs. Phillip Davis, of Fifth
street.
The Knights of the Golden Eagle
are making active preparations for
their mammoth fair to be held during
the holidays
Miss Mildred Schaeffer. of Baltimore.
is the guest of Mr.. aud Mrs. George
Moniger. of jefferson avenue.
Miss Maud Smith, of Allentown, is
being entertained as the guest of Mr..
rand Mrs. Charles l.. Jay, of Webster
avenue.
Miss Ida Powell is indisposed at her
home on Riggs street.
James Parker, a laborer employed in
Gipsy Grove mine, was seriously in
jured by fall of rock yesterday after
noon. He was engaged at the time in
shovelling coal out from the cross
cut. and bad barely commenced work.
ing, when three or four inches of the
roof fell, burying him beneath tons Of
rock and coal. On being taken out,
his injuries We're found to be SO severe
that ii necessitated his removal to the
hospital His back was severely injured
and his body a mass of bruises, besides
IL DIONtl itss anu IL lew cuts oH tHt
head. This waJ only the third day of
his employment.
Miss Edith SimOns, of Lake Ariel
is the guest of Miss George Jones of
Brook street.
- Peter Holiday, of Schumacher ave-
nue.. returned home yesterday from u
few days hunting in Pike county. He
brought with him a deer, weighing one
hundred and fifty pounds. which Is now
on exhibition in the meat market Of
j. b. Holiday of Brook street.
Miss Blanche Capwell has returned to
her home at Lake Winola. after short
visit with her sister, Mrs. William
Packard, of Cherry street.
There will be a special combined
meeting of the Mems and Womens
Guild of St. Marks church this even
transacted, which will require the pres
ence of each and every member.
John Brown, of Nay Aug, who was
arrested by Special officer McGrail for
molesting passers-by, was severely rep
rimanded by Burgess Duggan and fined
s..
The rain did considerable damage in
the borough yesterday. over!iowing the
cutters and flooding a good many Of
the sidewalks and streets.
Miss Maud Smith. who has been the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Jay, of
Webster avenue, for the past few days,
has returned to her home in Allen
town, Pa.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
POSTAL BsUINESs COMPARED.
English Receipts Pretty High, but
American Receipts Much Higher.

From the Sun:
The official report of the English
Postmaster General shows q large in
crease in the postal business of the
United Kingdom, but compared with
the figures of the United states the
British statistics fail to, show gain
large enough to indicate any challenge
to the supremacy of the United States
among nations in postal matters. The
revenue of the English post offices,
which includes also the revenue from
telegrams, a government monopoly in
England. was S70,000,000 last year. From
actual and exclusive post Office business
the English government received last
year $50, ,000, 600, whereas the revenue of
the American post office department
for the game year was $4,000, 600. The
postal revenue of Germany, according
to the last official figures at hand, was
$50. 900 900 for the year covered. this in
cluding the government telegraph SER
vice, which in the United States is in
private hands. and also a considerable
express business. The receipts of the
American telegraph companies are in
excess of $25,0O0.000 year, and if ad-
ded to the postal receipts, as in the
case in England and Germany, would
send the total far above anything which
the most sanguine European computer
could hope to reach.
There are 10000 post offices in the
United States against 10000 in Great
Britain. $4,000 in Germany, 1000 in
France, 5000 in Austro- Hungary, and
6OOO in Italy. The compactness of the
population In England enables tNo
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
WEST SIDE EVENTS.
Young Men Who Tore Down the Flag
Given Hearing on a Charge Of
Malicious Mischief.

Malicious mischief is the charge
against the young men who are ac-
Cused of tearing down flag TUESDAY
morning on Jackson street ana the
case now goes to court.
Barney McAnulty, who was wanted
by the police for completely in the mis-
chief. gave himself up to the police last
evening and at $50 O'Clock Alderman
Keuow held police court McAnulty,
and Neal Campbell, the two against
whom the evidence appears to bear,
and Job Whitehouse, Harry Hubbard,
Edward Porter. and Patrick Cawley.
witnesses, We're present, also a number
of friends of the accused young men.
The principal thing brought out by the
hearing was that as has been intimated
before, the act in tearing down the
flag was not done in any spirit of in
suit to the emblem, but was mere
material misdeed.
Cawley swore that he did not know
who 1t was tore down the flag. He ad-
mitted being in the party and that
the accused prisoners We're his com
panions at the time of the act. Nc
Anulty said upon oath that he did
not have anything to do with 1t; he
admitted that he ran.
why did you run If you knew Moth
ing about it?" was asked. McAnulty
answer was that he knew that some
one was going to be arrested. JOB
Whitehouse gave the most straight for
ward testimony of any. He said that
Campbell was the person who tore
down the flag and that McAnulty ana
Campbell afterward dragged 1t about
eight yards on the sidewalk. He,
Whitehouse, picked uD the flag and
was folding it when officer Hart came
upon the scene. Campbell swore that
he did not do it; neither did he run.
The testimony of Edward Porter and
Harry Hubbard was not as incriminat-
ing. The case was held over to court.
McAnulty and Campbell furnishing
bail in the sum of $500 for a re-appear-
ance. Cawlcy's father became bonds
man. The four witnesses were held in
$500 bail each on their own recognize
ance.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
News Of the S0burbs.

Rev. w. F. Davis. were held at the
house, after which interment was made
in Washburn street cemetery.
The entertainment to be given this
evening in st. Mary's hall, for the bene-
fit of John j. Saltry, promises to be a
grand success. The best local talent
will take part in the programme.
The game Of indoor base ball, played
in Company H armory Wednesday
evening, by Clarke's store company anu
Osterhout's was an exhibition game,
and the result does not change the
standing of the teams in the pennant
race.
Miss Nettie jenkins, of Oak street,
who has been i'll for the past few weeks,
Is convalescent.
Mrs. Alfred Humphrey, of William
street. is recovering from her recent
illness.
The Old Folks concert which was to
have been given last evening in the
Providence Presbyterian church will
take place this (F'riday) evtvAng. The
concert was postponed from last even
ing on account of the severe storm
that prevailed. Last evenings tickets
will be good for tonight.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
TAYLOR.

Mrs. James A. John and children, OF
Duryea, visited friends in this place
yesterday.
The funeral of Ethel, the 10-months
old child of Mr.. and Mrs. George Gam
mon took place yesterday afternoon.
Rev. II. Fl. Harris ofiiciated. Inter-
ment was made at the Forest Home
cemetery.
This evening Evangelist Shellarves
will give an illustrated lecture at the
Union church in the Sibley. An ad-
mission fee of ten cents will be
charged.
Mckinley defeated Bryan by 347
votes in this borough on Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Bennett, Of
Duryea. visited friends and relatives
in this town yesterday.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06

The old folks concert which was to
have been held last evening in the Pres
byterian church. has been postponed
until this evening, owing to the severe
storm.
The members of the Mckinley and
Hobart club, of this place, are requested
to meet at $50 p. m. tomorrow evening
i'm the rooms over the millinery store
near Davis drug store. Come prepared
to participate in the parade to take
place In Scranton.
Sim Wharton, of East Market street
has accepted a position as mine fore
man at the Lackawanna Coal COM
pany's shaft at Mayfeld.
The funeral of Edmund Williams, who
was killed few evenings ago on the
Delaware, Lackawanna and Western
railroad. took place yesterday after
noon from his late home on Putnam
street. Short services, conducted by
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
DEATH OF EVAN EVANS.

The death of Evan Evans, q well
known resident of North Main avenue,
occurred yesterday morning at
O'clock. The deceased was 6S years of
age and was born in Merthyr. Wales.
He came to America in 1879. Two sons,
Walter and Thomas, who are in Wales,
and two steD-sons, John Hunden and
William. survive. The funeral will be
Saturday afternoon at 80 o'clock
from the house and at 3 o'clock at the
First Welsh Baptist church. Rev. W.
s. Jones and Rev. d. +. Jones will of
fclate. 1nterment Will be made at
Washburn street cemetery.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
Rheumatism Cured inn Day.

Mystic Cure for rheumatism and
neuralgia radically cures In one 10 three
days. It's action upon the system is
remarkable and mysterious. 1t re-
moves at once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. 70 cents. Sold
by Carl I.orenZ, AIS Lackawanna ave-
nue., druggist, Scranton.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06
The Furious Knight.

The raging knight Won Dagobord
Drew from its sheath his shining sword.
He grits his teeth, his eyeballs glow
In seeking where It's points shall go.
A brilliant thought comes to his brain,
And he thrusts it in its sheath again.
File gende Blaetter.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-06

HARRIET J. DAVIS. FLORIST.-Cut
flowers and funeral designs a speciality:
lOi South Main avenue: two doors from
Jackson street.
SECOND HAND FURN1TURE.-Cashf for
anything you have to sell. Furniture.
Stoves. Tools. etc. Call and see tho
stock Of J. c. King. 70l to 7O9 West Lack
awanna avenue.