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ard TO poor Vashu Will ever De thrust out
from the palace gate. Jesus. in silence and
answering not a word. drinking the gall,
bearing the cross. IN prospect CT the rapt-
urous consummation when
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Some Are Like This,

The life insurance agent had returned
by appointment, but the young man shook
his head
II don't think want q policy, he said.
"But think Of the benefits, protested
the agent.
81 have" replied the young man, "and
also Of the drawbacks. I like to feel that
l am little bit independent, and, in q
measure, my own master, but that
my dear sir, what has that to do with
taking out a life insurance policy?" inter
rupted the agent.
Everything" replied the young man.
"You don't say anything about it when
you're trying to get me to take out a pol
icy, but find 1T all attended to in the
5000 or 5000 words of small type. That
tells me that cannot stir from one COM
paratively small spot on the globe without
asking permission If l do, it's all off,
and die at my own risk. 1 have to get
the company s permission to go to Europe,
have to get it's permission to go to Mex
leo, have to get its permission to go to
Alaska or even some parts of the United
States nearer home If take out policy,
shall have to inspect it every time turn
around to make sure am not violating
some of it's provisions, and the wear and
tear on my nerves would be so great as to
materially shorten my life. Why, I'm not
sure that could play ride cock horse
with the baby without getting the written
consent of the president of your company
The agent turned sadly away, for he
realized that the young man had read the
policy carefully and understandingly.-
Chicago Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
A POINTER FOR BlOSSY,
To the Experienced Eye He Had ne
Chance of Success.

Chance OF success.
"Now, Blossy, come on. You promised
to tell me all about it this morning"
"That's right; but it's an awful task.
I'm q broken man. Tom. l can see moth
ing to live for. Memory is haunting and
hope is dead"
"Pshaw, old boy. Throw your shoulders
back, set your teeth, throw off those blue
devils and face the world like a man.
You re not the fellow to strike your flag
at the first defeat. Act according to my
tactics. Deity lead up to the subject of
leap year proposals and then go at her with
fervor of love that cannot be resisted"
mo. I'm an ass, a driveling idiot. 1
had speech all made up, Tom. Oh,
thought it was a cuckoo. 1 mixed up en-
twining tendrils, the innermost temple of
my heart, loves holy flame and all that
kind of rot. Oh, yes, had in verse of
poetry too"
"Well, that might do"
1t didn't do. l had my little proposal
pat as the alphabet. repeated it dozen
times on the way to the house. After we'd
talked a little bit told her I'd made up
my mind to quit cigarettes and when we
shook hands over it saw my opening, but
my speech was gone as though it had never
been. turned pale, cleared my throat,
stammered, sputtered, mopped my brow
and shook like an aspen leaf.
" Why, Blossy,' she said, you're i'll.
I'll call papa. You know the old gentle
mans doctor.
"'No, not i'll, Margie, only stricken with
love for
"'Now, don't excite yourself, Blossy
Sit right down in that easy chair. I'll
have papa with you in minute Keep
real quiet, Blossy'
" But Margie, Marg'- She was gone,
and in came the old doctor, looking like
grim adversity in the flesh. Had he worn
thick shoes instead of slippers 1 would
have jumped through the window He
felt my pulse, made me stick out my
tongue, asked about my habits and even
made me unbutton my vest while he lis
tened to my heart. That was fendish.
Then he told me to get right home to bed
and to remain quiet for few days. Sup
pose I'll get a bill"
"And didn't she try to help you out at
any stage of the proceedings"
"Not once"
"Blossy, you had better turn the tide Of
your affections in some other direction. -
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
The Elder Was Frank.

Elder Baker, who fourished in a rural
district of New England good many
years ago, was strictly honest but pain
fully frank old man. One day he was ap-
preached by old Zeke Bill, man of doubt
full reputation, who said:
"Lookee here, elder, want to make a
request of you, an it's this: want you to
promise me that you'll preach my funeral
sermon If you outlive me- Will your"
''Why, certainly, Zeke; certainly"
"An want you to preach it from the
text, AN honest man is the noblest work
of God"
"I'll do it, Zeke; I'll do it, and I'll add
that I'm sorry there's such poor speci-
men in the coffin. New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

Small Holding Claim No. 256O.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
July l, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
Ing named claimant has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof IN support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August II, 1896, viz:
George W. Knaebel, of Santa Fe, N. M,
for the lot No. 1850, in sections and 5,
tip lG n, r9e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Eleuterio Barela, Vicente Velarde,
of Aqua Fria, N. NJ; Encarnacion Barela,
Atanaso Romero, of Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Mrs. Rhode Noah, of this place, was
taken in the night with cramping pains
and the next day diarrhoea set in. She
took half bottle of blackberry cordial,
but got no relief. She then sent to me to
see if ] had anything that would help her.
1 sent her bottle of Chamberlain's 8 Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and the
first dose relieved her. Another of our
neighbors had been sick for about week
and had tried different remedies for
darrhoea but kept getting worse. I sent
him this same remedy. Only four doses
of it were required to cure him. He says
he owes his recovery to this wonderful
remedy.-Mrs. Mary Sibley, Sidney, Mich.
For sale at Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

Small Holding Claim No. 1851.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
July l, 1896. !
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August 1S, 1896, viz:
Charles @. Probst, of Santa Fe, N. NJ, for
lot 1851, sections 29, 32 and 33, tp II n,
9e.
he names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Eleuterio Barela, Vicente Velarde,
OF Aqua Fria, N. NJ; Encarnaclon Bare la,
Atenasio Romero, of Santa Fe, N. NJ.
JAMES Fl. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Perversity.

"That jes' shows the contrariness of pol
iticians," said Farmer Corntossel as he
finished an account of an unsuccessful in
terviewer's attempt.
whats the NATTER" asked his wife,
"When they amt got nothin ter say,
they IL talk like twas fur dear life, an ez
soon ez they gifts somethin on their minds
thet the public 'u'd like to hear about they
shet up like CLAIMS. ''-Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

Small Holding Claim No. 27S9.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
June %, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on August 5, 1896, viz:
Juan Ortiz for the tract in secs 28 and SO,
tip l6 n, r 8 Q.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session for twenty years next preceding
the survey of the township, viz: German
Pine, Nasario Gonzales, Antonio Bnsta
mante, Bartolo Rael, all of Romero, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

Small Holding Claim No. 1868.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
July l, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named claimant has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, n. NJ, on August II, 1896, viz:
Henry NJ. Davis, of Santa Fe, N. NJ, for
the lot 1868, section 20, tp II r9e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract Cor twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Eleuterio Barela, Vicente Velarde,
of Aqua Fria, N. NJ; Encarnacion Barela,
Atanasio Romero, of Santa Fe, N. NJ.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

ohluil AAoiuiuS SlaiAl I'VE o11'
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June "a, 1896. !
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named claimant has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in sup
port of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the register and receiver,
at Santa Fe, N. M, on August 7, 1896, viz:
Pedro Pine, of Turquesa, N. NJ, for the
lot 344, in sections 80 and 33, tip 16 n, r
g.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Nazario Gonzales, Jose Padilla,
Jesus Montoya, Francisco Romero, all of
Turquesa, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

Small Holding Claim No. 1862.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
July l, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of her
intention to make final proof in support
of her claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August 1S, 1896, viz:
Augusta Probst, of Santa Fe, N. M, for
the lot 1862, in sections 20 and 20, tp II
n,r9e.
She names the following witnesses to
prove her actual, continuous, adverse pos.
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Eleuterio Barela, Vicente Veiarde,
of Aqua Fria. N. M; Encarnacion Barela,
AtaIasio Romero, of Santa Fe, NM.
JAMES II. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

A story is told on Russell Sage to the
effect that lady went to him a few days
ago with a subscriptlo book and asked
his assistance for worthy charity. Mr..
Sage took the book, ran quickly through
the list of names and saw that Mrs
Russell Sage was down for $25, 80 he
promptly took his pen in hand and put
Mr.. and before Mrs. Russell Sage.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

fection 1t would probably be more so if
oeople only realized lust what bad breath
means. Bad breath is one of the symptoms
of constipation Some of the other symp.
.oms are sour stomach loss of appetite,
sick and bilious headache, dizziness, heart.
burn and distress after eating. These things
mean indigestion. Hhey lead to dyspepsia
and worse things. They all start with con.
stipation, and constipation is inexcusable
because it can be cured - cured easily,
quickly and permanently, by the use of Or.
Pierces Pleasant Pellets. They are per.
tect remedy tor TINS most common OF all
troubles. iheyglve 70 nature Just the iittle
help that she needs. lhey are very mild in
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.
(Small Holding Claim No. 525.)

Small Holding Claim No. 525.
LAND OFFICE at SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June "a, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of his
Intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M on August z, 1896, viz:
Nicolas Pine, of Turquesa, N. NJ, for the
lot 525, in section 20, township IL n, r.
Sc.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
VIZ: Nazario Gonzales, Jose Padilla,
Jesus Montoya, Francisco Romero, all of
Turquesa, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
1t would be hard to convin ,e man
suffering from bilious collie that his agony
is due to microbe with an unpronounc-
able name. DeWitt's Colo aud Cholera
Cure will convince him of its power to
afford instant relief. It kills pain. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
when the Bowels are n;soraera

when the Bowels are DisOrdered,
No time should be lost in resorting to a
suitable remedy. Hostettey's Stomach
Bitters is the most reliable and widely es-
teemed medicine of its class. It removes
the causes of constipation, or of undue
relaxation of the intestines, which are u.s.
ually indigestion or misdirection of the
bile. When it acts as cathartic, it does
not grippe and violently evacuate, but pro-
duces gradual and natural effects, very
unlike those of a drastic purgative; and
its power of assisting digestion nullifes
those irritating conditions of the mucous
membrane of the stomach and intestinal
canal which produce first diarrhe, and
eventual dysentery. The medicine is,
moreover, an agreeable one, and emil
nently pure and wholesome. Appetite
and tranquil nightly slumber are both
promoted by it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Papa (just arrived from downtown):
Well, where's Bessie? Why isn't she RUM
ing to meet me, as usual. Mamma: Bes-
sic has been naughty and dlsobedient.
| have had to deprive her of her play
things, and she has been weeping bitter
tears in her own room for the last half
hour. Voice of Bessie (from adjoining
room): Tears amt bitter! They're salt!
When we consider that the intestines
are about five times as long as the body,
we can realize the intense suffering ex-
perlenced when they become infamed.
DeWitt's Colo and Cholera Cure subdues
Inflammation at once and completely re-
moves the difficulty. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

\oHail HoluinR Clalu NO. 15S.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June 30, 1896. !
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August IA, 1896, viz:
Antonio Armijo, of Santa Fe, N. M, for
the tract in sections II, 20, 81 and %, to
II n,r9e.
He names the following witnesses TO
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township, viz:
Jose Aatonio Romero, Anastacio San
dobal, Andres Dominguez, Miguel Ara
naga, of Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
The Explanation.

The messenger boy enters painting, and
the man who called him looks up in wild
astonishment.
my boy" he says, "you haven't been
runnings"
eyes, sir, " replies the youth "It's rain
in outside. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June 30 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of his
Intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. M, on August 12, 1896, viz:
Marcelino Garcia, of Santa Fe, N. M, for
the lot l, sections II, 20, 90, % and 33, and
lot 2, sections II, 20, 80, 90 and 33, tip II
n,r9e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session OF the tracts for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township, viz;
Jose Antonio Romero, Antonio Arm1jc,
Miguel Aranaga, Andres Dominguez, of
Santa Fe, N. M.
4 n
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M, |
June q, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in sup
port of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the register and receiver,
at Santa Fe, N. M, on August II, 1896,
viz: Teofila Gallegos, of Abiquiu, N. M,
for lots l and 2, in section 33, tip. II H.,
r. 8 e., and lot 2, in sec. 4, tp. 16 n, r. 8 e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tracts for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township, viz:
Jose Antonio Romero, Eluterio Barea,
Miguel Larranaga, Jose Jacinto Gallegos,
all of Santa Fe, N. NJ.
JAMES H, WALKER, Register,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Last summer one of our grand children
was sick with severe bowel trouble.
Our DOCTORS remedies had failed, then we
tried Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy, which gave very
speedy relief. We regard it as the best
medicine ever put on the market for
bowel plaints.-Mrs. E. G. Gregory,
Frederickstown, Mo. This certainly is
the best medicine ever put on the market
for dysentery, summer complaint, colo
and cholera infantum in children. It
never fails to give prompt relief when
used IN reasonable time and the plain
printed directions are followed. Many
mothers have expressed their sincere
gratitude for the cures it has effected.
For sale at Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Great Jesse James, man! squealed the
applicant for fire insurance. can't af-
ford to pay any 1885 premium. 1t is
outrageous.
Tell you what we will do, said the
agent. If you will suspend all claims
for losses on the Fourth of July we will
knock off the $500.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication.
| Small holding claim No. 527.

AoieAhS SioihA ANo' c-''J
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
July 10, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
named claimant has filed notice of his in
tention to make final proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on August 81, 1896, VIZ:
Amado L. Baca, Santa Fe, N. NJ, for the
tract IN sections 4 and 5, tp. Is n, r. s e.,
and in sections 80 and SO, tip. l6 n, r. @.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tracts for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township, viz:
Nazario Gonzales, Francisco Romero,
Francisco Bustamante, Bonifacio Narbaez,
of Turquesa, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER,
Replste
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Tho New Woman.

cts terrible" cried the new woman.
"What is, dear?" meekly asked her COM
panion in marriage.
"Why, it's impossible to keep my bloom
ers creased. New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
Notice for Publication,
Small holding claim, 1856. |
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, June l6, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
named claimant has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in sup
port of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the register or receiver,
at Santa Fe, N. M on July 81, 1896, viz:
Anthony Fourchegu, of Santa Fe, N. NJ,
for tract in sections 16, 81 and %, tip. II
n, r. 80.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session of the trast for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz:
Jose Antonio Romero, Jacinto Gale
gos, Antonio Armijo, Eleuterio Barela,
all of Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Eli Hill, Lumber City, Pa, writes: 81
have been suffering from piles for twenty
five years an thought my case incurable.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Save was recon-
mended to me as pile cure, 80 bought
a box and it performed IA permanent cure"
This is only one of thousands of similar
cases. Eczema, sores and skin diseases
yield quickly when it is used. Newton's
drug store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cures
colds, Group and whooping cough. 1t is
pleasant, safe and reliable. For sale at
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
BEAMS.

Mother-It hurts mother more than ii
does you my son.
Willie-Why don't you holler then?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11
For YOUR PrOtecti0n.-Catarrh

For your Protection. Catarrh "Cures" or
Tonics for Catarh in liquid form to be taken
internally, usually contain either Mercury or
Iodide of Potassa, or both, which are injur-
ious if too long taken. Catamh is a local, not
a blood disease, caused by sudden change to
cold or damp weather. 1t starts in the nasal
passages, affecting eyes, ears and throat.
Gold in the head causes excessive flow of
mucus, and, if repeatedly neglected, the re-
suits of catarrh will follow; severe pain in
the head, a roaring sound i'll the ears, bad
breath, and oftentimes an offensive dis
charge. The eremedy should quick to allay
inflammation and heal the membrane Ely's
Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for
these troubles and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, 50 cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-07-11

Cannibal Chief-What was that l had
for dinner?
Cannibal Chef-He was bycicle rider,
your Excellency.
Cannibal Chief-I Thought detected
burned taste.
Cannibal Ohef-Yes, your Excellency;
he was scorching when we caught him.
The caution of the Abertonian in Civ.
ing an answer to a direct question was
we'll illustrated the other day, when l
asked an eastern friend of mine, whose
family we're not noted for very active
habits:
Was not your fathers death very sud-
den?
Slowly drawing one hand from his
pocket, and pulling down his beard, the
interrogated one cautiously replied:
Ay,it was unco' sudden for him. I
ne'sr kent o. ma fayther bein' in hurry
before.