Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-06-06

who speaks frankly to Senator Sorghum.
rs to branch out and &c, out. OF the ma
chine phase OF your career: You want to
rSiSe on up , in'q roll Ire Of n inne.. ana "f''e your
II suppose So" replied the senator. .'Th
roll Of fame Is a good thing to think about.
But when u man is so busy as ! have been
getting peoples names on the payroll of
The government he doesn't get time to give
Star.
E~mpioyer-"wc want a sound. nbie.bod-
.Apriican,-"weii. sir, i've drawn n pen.
sion for the past twenty y~ears."-Life.
odorous oiivcr-"t wish I had one o. dem
hi,sygls taSGs Dis SArSr tells S, 9seaHa''"
GLORIOUS o~llic-"praps / could travel on
it."-Truth.
Cannot. then. my tears reach your
heart2' sqbhcd the clrcass!an, Princess,
certainly not answered the india rub:
Tho laughing Gysns in tho menSEe,ie
bus otherwise nothing came of 1t.
The presidential candidate
Doth now seem small beside
The pitcher for the baseball nine.
Who is the city's rtiia,
"pe way some folks looks at Nc, makes
me wG9ry. said Msanderihg Nike ~
wSt Yer ilnk 2 says Ter me?'
- dunno replied ploddins Pete
ycr got yer hcalth7' "
"nid yer answer i'm
yes. | says. Oats jcs' dc trouble. I'm
50 healthy now dat / wantor eat nearly all
dc time Washington star.
THAT fellow is full. OF business"
why. he's drunk
Yes, know. hes a whisky drummer
Wave.
Prospective s~nest-"Aren'' you rates
Proprietor OF mountain house-"wcll you
know. things are pretty high around here"
Philadelphia North American.
81 guess we had better change our minds
about educating Willie for the profession
Of. medicine" said the boys mother. 81
think he'll go into politics when he grows
up aud run for congress-
lie got into nm alteration at school to.
day and threw an inkwell at another boy
Washington Star,
"wha. are the chief crops around here?'
asked the inquisitive whoelman;.
mWhisksr5 friend whtskers,n said he
population hereabouts don't raise noth!n'
else."-Cincinnat Enquirer.
Professor Duset. OF Bonn. noticed one
day his wife placing a large bouquet on his
What does all that mean he asked.
marriage" replied Mrs. Dusel.
rs that so? Well. let me know when
yours comes round and I'll reciprocatc."
Poet-"t have written a tragedy in six
acts
Crltic-"That's carrying the Joke a little
too ar."-FIegenie Blaetter.
Mr.. Gotrocks-"1 don't think you really
need, any more. money. when l was your
age I lived on 8 a week" ,,.
you never had TO live down your old mans
reputation, as l must."-Puck.
'-rhe fact IS" said thu divinity student,
that we give too much attention TO the
mind and not enough to the body In the
ministry nt the present time. What We
need Is athletic Christianity"
I'm not so sure about that" returned
the good deacon. with a shake Of hi head.
We had an exponent Of athletic Christian
here a couple OF months ago
Didn't you like him
''Oh. We liked him well enough. but the
church wasn't built for too much athletics,
he put so much strength into his SER
mon that he smashed the pulpit
'W-ot are YOU a~-c-ylu' for'''
" teacher kept me IN an called me a
ass
Cheer IN. ole man. tina; amt nothtn' to
"Oh. I amt a.r-y.n' for myself I'm A.
Hasp'u' cause rs rough on me father
TRUTH.