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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-10-28
rENWI0D NENONaIRALION.

|lL-L ~ DtNlif ~ --.'A N.-Naf 4 -N-A D. A|-''
The parade Of free silver clubs at
B.awood and 1icNechen Thursday ev-
en.ue. VII be the biggest political de-
mons ration over Witnessed i'm those
c-las. Tae local committees are max
luE extensive preparations for the re-
caulol Of he visiting clubs, and many
houses wiz. be decorated The following
section from @ general order issued by
Chic. Marshal A. A. Franzheim,
e.-e.ns 10 The Wheeling clubs:
third an clubs vii. assemble on
Thursday evening TO attend general
demon grafton at Benw1od and Nc
,rocheG. Clubs north OF the creek viii
port o Peabody headquarters, at 715
sharp. Clubs south of the creek tex
e.udug R' chic is,rcO win report at
The corner OF Twer-y-foWtl and Mar
ke. streets at 7.20 sharp, and there join
r.ler clubs. Richie d.stric, club will
3a ready 10 join Other clubs at their
club rooms not later than 1S1
Bv order A. =. FRANZHEIM,
Chief Marshal.
Al ID Y,rf ny AGfrt-avr
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-10-28

Last summer one OF our grand chill
dren was sick with a severe bowel
trouble. Our doctors remedies had
failed then we tried Chamberlain's
Collie. Cholera and and Diarrhoea Rem
edy. which gave very speedy relief.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-10-28

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
The oasis., 1896-04-04
SAME KIND MORALES.

Here is an obituary notice taken from the Vidette, published at Peo- tone, Illinois:
 George Wollard is dead, and dying went as straight to hades as an arrow shot from a bow For seventy-fOur years he had lived in this town. Dur ing that time he had opposed every enterprise that would tax him q cop per; he opposed schools: never gave a cent to church or charity; he opposed sewers and such like: he minded every body's business; he was with the devil aud his influence was always on the hog. He left an estate worth s65, ,0OO and life that is out of place in heaven"
 That obituary will fit well one or two in Nogales. It is needless to say that they belong to the cast off socks and clothing party.
The oasis., 1896-04-04
sI,ooO in Prixes fo be Distributed Absolute
 ly Free.

Use the letters contained in the text: 'MoNON SEEDS CROW and form as many words as you can, using letters either backward or forward. but don't use any letter in same word more times than it appears in Monon Seeds Crow" For example the words: see, on, none, weeds, etc. The person forming the greatest number of words. using the letters in the text, will re- ceive one hundred dollars in cash. For the next largest list we will give s75 in cash for the next S25 cash, and for each of the next ten largest lists we will give Sl0 in gold. If you are good at word making you can secure a val uable prize, as the Monon Seed Co. in- tend giving many hundred special prizes to persons sending them lists containing over twenty-five words. Write your names on list of words numbered and enclose the same post paid with F two-cent stamps for q combination package of MonOn Seeds That Grow, which includes twelve packets of the latest and most popular flowers of different varieties, also par ticulars and rules of distribution of prizes. This word contest will be care fully and conscienticusly conducted and is solely for the purpose of further instroducing our seeds in new locali ties. You will receive the biggest value in flower seeds ever offered, and besides if you are able to make good list of words and answer promptly you will stand an equal opportunity to secure a valuable prize. We intend spending large amount of money in the distribution of prizes in this con test. We assure you that your trial order with us will be most gratifying. Write your name plaihly and sent list as early as possible.
 Address, MoSoN SEED Co.
 Monon Bldg. Chicago, III.
The oasis., 1896-04-04

IN TIME ofwar the country claims the right, if necessary, to force into the army every able bodied man be- tween certain ages, and make him fight whether he wants to or no. If government can exercise such rights upon men why not upon money? Why not resort to forced loans to conduct wars? "Sauce for the goose" should be sauce for the gander"
The oasis., 1896-04-04

TIE alleged taxpayer insists that the county effectively extirpated small pox some eight years ago, and more cheaply than the town recently did. Yes; but few men in Nogales put their hands down in their pockets to the extent of hundreds Of dollars, to aid the county in the work. It is needless to say that the alleged tax payer was not one of those few men.
 That Is why he now kicks on the town doing the work. He knows that f. the council wins the work will bekept up and his property sold 10 get the back taxes he has not paid, hoping tc elect new council Go resclnd them.
The oasis., 1896-04-04

IN ITS answers to correspondents" column the San Francisco Call says: President Cleyeland's children, Ruth and Esther, are not idiots. The Call might have added that there are sew eTal millions of American citizens who are frankly willing to admit idiocy on their own part in having voted for MT. Cleveland.
The oasis., 1896-04-04

EVERY time he meets THE OASIS man on the street the founder and patron saint of the cast off socks and underclothing party of Nogales looks as if he would like to eat the editor He would find the editorial carcass as tough as cat meat and of about the flavor of a partly decayed pear.
The oasis., 1896-04-04
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Saturday, April 4, 1896.

ONE of the hugest jokes in the mu- nicipal canvass now being carried on isthe assertion of Messrs T. F. Brown, Frank Main and others, that they are taxpayers, when the delinquent tax list, recently published in TIE OASIS shows that thay are not taxpayers, for none of them have paid a cent.
The oasis., 1896-04-04

HAD Messrs. T. F. Brown and others who are Supporting the alleged Econ omy ticket ever paid their town taxes there might be some foundation for the prattle in which they indulge about 'good government, etc. But it is to get out of payiug the taxes as- sessed against them they have put up a ticket and make a struggle to elect it
The oasis., 1896-04-04

February IT, Ie95 At a meeting of tho Bms. Of Trustees of this Company, held on inc I8ih day Of December last, the undersigned were appointed Comuiuee to examine the annual statement for the year cudna December 5l, 1898, and sc verify the same by comparison with the assets of the Campany. The Committee have carefully performed the duty assigned Co them, and hereby certify ihat the statement is in all particulars couce, and that the assets specified therein are possession Of tle Company.
 In making this ceridcre the Committee bear testimony to the high character of Che investments of chs Company and express tlci- approsalo oi t,2 system, order, and accuracy nna which lie ar- counts and vouchers have bc-- l.e9i, cad ,l.l business m general traasact-i.
 (sssre) Ii. C. yoa Fosr Rorrs- C.,rin
 cHss. R. hfrorTsca Wa DDoi
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The oasis., 1896-04-04

SOME of the gentry in Nogales who play politics" arc beginning Co learn that instead Of q brace game, as they supposed, it isa "harp of a thor,aud siriog- and only adopts can play it successfully fheonly man who plays one string successfully is the enc who is hung and the sheriff plays that for him.
The oasis., 1896-04-04

! have carefully examined Inc foregoing State. nent and find the same 70 be correct
 CHAaLEs X. pRELLEE Auditor
The oasis., 1896-04-04

From the Surplus dividend will be appoFtioned as usual
The oasis., 1896-04-04

STATEMENT For the year ending December 31 1895 Assets 5.9i. .9t3,s2I 33 Liabilities 1af.3s7.ibg 5s Surplus saG, sG6,sG3 70 Total Income s4s,50s, ,4aO 5I Total Paid Policy .holders in
 1895 s2s,iaG,7ss l5 Insurance and Annuities in
 lOItt .NNI. sI.i.l fN Net gain in 1895 SCi,cBs,Gs5 s6 NorF- Insurance merely qpysffeH is discarded from this Statement as wholly misleading, and only insurance actually issued and paid Tor ir cash is included.
The oasis., 1896-04-04
Report of the Examining Committee

Office of The Mutual Life Insurance Company
 oi New York
The oasis., 1896-04-04
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANY OF NEW YORK

RICHARD A. MccURDY PRESIDENT
 STATEMENT
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet.
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs. -
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; efectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in so cent bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Go. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30

1t is not unusual for druggists to rec
ommepd Chamberlain cough Remedy
to their customers. Many of them have
used it themselves, or in their families
and know from PERSONAL experience it's
great value in the treatment of coughs,
colds and Group. they know too that
their customers are their best friends
and naturally wish to give them the
most reliable medicine they have for
those ailments. Messrs. Daugherty
Bros, prominent druggists of Indiana,
Pa. say, 1--WE sell more of Chamber
lsin's Cough Remedy than of any other
cough syrup, and always take pleasure
in recommending tito, our customers"
Mr.. FL. NJ. Urey, the popular druggist at
FTedonia, Pa, who has sold Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy for several years,
says: Il can truly say that it is the best
cough medicine in the market" Mr.. Al
Magsini the well-known druggist at
Braddock, Pa, says: ''Out of the sixty
dozen Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy I
have bought in the last two winters l
have only one and half dozen left. 1t
gives me pleasure to say that out of the
whole amount sold have not had sim
gle customer say it did not give all the
relief claimed for it. For sale at % and
90 cents per bottle by j. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
wbat Kind of Projections

The popocrats, who were formerly
Democrats, have laid great stress upon
the contention that protection is pa
ternalism-t that it protects one class,
of producers at the expense of consum-
erS'
Now comes the popocrats with a de
mand that the government increase ar
bitrarily the value of an ounce of sill
yer from 80 cents to $1.29, without any
profit to the state, for the exclusive
protection of the special industry of
silver production.
The Mckinley idea of the tariff is
protection for all classes of labor in
this country, with schedule of i'm
port duties that will make up the diff
ference between European or Asiatic
wage standards and the wage stand
ard of the United States, and that will
enlarge, through reciprocity, the mar
Aet for the products of American
farms.
What kind of protection do YOU pre-
fer, the Mckinley kind of protection
for the millions of American laborerS
and producers, or the Bryan kind Of
protection, for the few owners of silver
bullion Times Herald.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
On Gold Basis sixty-Two Years.

The people of the United States have
done business on a strictly gold basis
for siXty-two years-since Andrew
Jackson was president of the United
States. There is no parallel in history
for the advancement of this nation GU
this Jacksonian basis of standa 4
value. Our population has been i'll
creased fivefold, our territory vastly
extended, our resources so developed
as to put us to the front among civil
lied nations. In the meantime we have
fought one foreign war to successful
finish, and have emerged unscathed
from the terrific strain of civil war,
keeping the honor and credit of our
government unstained. We have kept
faith with our creditors who trusted
us. We have borrowed gold, and paid
back the gold borrowed to the last dol
lar, according to the wording of our
bonds.
1t is too late to break this splendid
record. When the job Is undertaken
IN the name OF the party of Jefferson
ai;d jackson 1t inyolves a still more
det.stable ignominy. Philadelphia
Ralerd ,lDem3.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
Make the Most of Yourself.

1t is the duty of every man to make
the most of himself. Whatever his ca,
pacities may be, he is sure to find some
place where he can be useful to himself
and to others, But he cannot reach his
highest usefulness without good health
and he cannot have good health without
pure blood The blood circulates to
every organ and tissue and when it is
pure, rich and healthy it carries health
to the entire system, but if it is impure
it scatters disease wherever it flows.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the one true
blood purifier. 1t cures salt rheum,
scrofula, catarrh, dyspepsia and rheu-
matism because these diseases have their
origin in the blood.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
A BuGLE CALL TO voTERs.

|
Consequences of Bryans Election,
! as Seen by Democratic Paper.
| Mr.. Bryan declared in his Albany
speech that he stood upon the Chicago
platform and subscribed to every word
| that IL contained; but that he expected
the support OF many Democrats who
were not willing to uphold every plank
In the platform.
AS he admits at the same time that
the money question is the all-absorbing
one in this campaign, it is difficult to
understand how he can hope for the
support of those voters who do not
agree ON this question with the plat
form and the candidates The
settlement Of the .l0ney question is de-
ciSiye. not only for the economical, but
a,so, for the political development of
the country. 1t affects the foundation
of out social system.
The voters will cast their ballots fol
or against Bryan in accordance with
the way they look upon the silver
question; it matters not what they
formerly were. The man who under
stands the significance of the money
a Democrat his whole life long--must
say that party which in this way at
tacks property and industry stands
further from the traditional principles
of Democracy than heaven from earth,
and that such party has not the vest
ige of a pretension to the support of
DemQerats true to those principles.
This Union could not longer exist if
such a revolutionary party should get
control OF the government; and it
would not deserve to live longer Con-
dtions would then develop in which
might would be right! The
form of republic might be retained,
but there would be social chaos; the
destruction of the institutions, howev-
er, would be the less to be regretted in
such a case. because the distinctive
Democra tic Republican spirit would be
gone.
The attack of the Chicago conven-
ton, with it's sans-cullote platform and
its sans -cullote candidates, OH proper
ty and industry; the tone which the
ruling wing of the party has adopted.
and which the speakers and newspa-
pers of that wing use in the campaign,
Iutlhc llIC SuppOIl VI DIydA NY ICdA
Democrats impossible.
1t is to be noted that Bryan made
the remark referred to directly after
his visit to Hill. Probably the latter
told him that the New York democrats
could indorse his candidacy. but not
the Chicago platform; and now Bryan
wishes to pave his way for that. In
this move one appears just as bad as
the other. All who understand the
of such campaign, who
Ire not willing to expose the country to
The consequences of the revolutionary
element which conquered at Chicago
Ind; forced Bryan on the Democratic
)arty-aH these must work for Bryan's
lefeat and use the best means to this
md.
Bryan stands on the Chicago plat
,orm, and would use all the power of
lis office to put it into execution AS
PRESIDENT he would not stop at any use
# his official power, To make such d
nan harmless is the first duty of every
oval voter immaterfaf to- what party
he belonged to heretofore.-New York
DENY
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30

Jesse L. Test, Esq, arnold resident and
highly respected citizen of our town,
called this morning and after purchas-
ing a bottle of Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, said:
If anyone asks you If this remedy will
do what is claimed for it, telli them yes,
and refer them to. me-" H. ALEXANDER
Stoke, ReynoldsvilIe, Pa. No one can
dotlbt the value of this medicine after
giving it fair trial. Then it is pleas
ant and safe to take, making IL especial
~ valuable for children. For sale by ].
r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30

Bryan has not always been 4 fee
silverite. There was a time wle.l. he
did not believe the purchasing power
OF the dollar could be. regulated by act
of congress.
During the extraordinary session of
congress of 1898, called by President
Cleveland, Bryan made a speech in
which he declared that:
While the government can say that
a given weight of gold or silver shall
constitute dollar and invest that dol
lar with legal tender qualities, it can
not fix the purchasing power of the
dollar. That must depend upon the
lew of supply and demand
kf the number of dollars increases
more rapidly than the need of dollars
as 1t did after the gold discoveries of
1S49-the exchangeable value of each
dollar will fall and prices rise.
There was a time, therefore. when
Bryan knew that the exchangeable
value of dollar depended on some
thing besides congressional fiat He
knows it now.
At present, Bryan, like his fellow
popocrats, ascribes the fall in the
prices of commodities to the fall in
+: the. pricesof silver. He and they assev-
Sarate that "the crime Of 1873" pulled
SILVER down, and that it pulled every
thing else down with it.
In the spring of 1892 Bryan declared
in a speech made by him on the tariff
question that the faa in prices must
be attributed:
TO the inventive genius that has null
Efglied a thousand times, in many in
stances, the strength of a single arm,
and enabled us to do to-day with one
man what fifty men could not do fifty
years ago. That is what brought the
prices down in this country and every
where.
Then he talked sensibly Inventive
genius" reducing the cost of produc-
ton or transportation. or both, has
brought down the price of about every
thing except human labor. That is in
creasing in value from decade to de-
cade, as every workingman knows
Bryan is as well aware now as he
was in 1892 that the fall of silver has
had nothing to do with the general
fall of prices. Yet he denies in 1896
what he affirmed in 1892, because he
thinks his change of front will help
him into the White House.-Chicago
Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
THE FARMER AND THE sILvERrTE,

He was settin' on a shoe box at tn corner ny
the street.
Shawm plug terbacker an wiitn for a treat.
while he squirted his terbs cker juice at an iner
fensiye fly,
Sae saw an honest farmer come a-walkin slowly
by.
Sc ne hsted up his britches an he took another
chew,
An boldly waded inter him, an this is what he
blew:
'-Can you tell me, my friend, why the chinch bue
is eatin' up yer grain!
Have yer cyphered on the problem why we SIT SC
little rain?
Can you tell me, plodding farmer, why the army
wCrnS around?
Why the tarnal yeller sunlight is burning up tn
ground?
Can you tell me why tn weevii' tn rust an mes
sian fly -,
Are eatin, up yer substance2 Do yer know tn
reason why?
Why the price nv eggs an butter, oats an eo'n'
an wheat an rye,
Are a-fallin' in tn market, as the years are pass
in by?
S"The reason why these dismal clouds cast ther
shadderS crost the sun,
Why yer debts are gittin' bigger, as the seasons
so an kun?
yh' reason fer this trouble is plain enough ter
see,
'Tfs that orful, fearful nasty thing IN CRIME Nv
But it worked this orful havoc it dealt this dead
ly blow.
Have gobbled up yer earnings In ther thiisy'
hungry nav -.
Sixteen to one will cure you-tis the only thing
Chat can,
If yer take it in large doses on the aiiop''n'0
PLAN
Nh farmer stopped an listened, tho it almost
AT the stupid senseless logic of this Within !,
talkn calf,
An his anger gan arisin', at this everiastin
bore,
AN he kracked his heels together, an he shook MIS-
fists an swore:
s.You must not think we farmers hav nuthin else
to do
Bub stan aroun' an 'argify with SIGH tarnai
fools as you,
You'll lelgislate the weevil, chinch bug an Hes
sian ily.
You'll resoute the rain-drop er know the reason
why,
You'll upset the laws Nv natur, you'll change the
seasons round,
You'll stop the golden sunlight from shinin on the
ground S SO
The law that fixes prices you'll change it jest fer
" it'll coinin' NV the silver sixteen tew one
E1alf dollars worth NV metal will be worth jest
twict much,
When me- tied by the Government an CIV lts
mage touch, 49,: la
You'd busy up ALI the railroads. shops an savings
biutS r. ~
With tn driyln SILLY nonsense Nv you crazy sill,
cPankS. Il
s'It seems to me that remember when things
WeTc all aSseW,
Some time about November ia.th' year W. 80.
That the same gang feliers promised another |
treat,
That you told the Gruhhin' farmer that you'd gin |
him dollar wheat
That he'd surely then be happy an his FORUM |
would be made.
IF we'd jest upset the tariff, vote for Cleveland
an free trade.
1Iow don't pretend to know much, fer we never
had much show,
5ut there's quite grist of things that even /
Iarmers know. Is
They know when ti,eve been lied to an taken
fer Ounce,
An they're grin tew be id keerful that they
don't git fooled hut once!"
C. ". Reynolds ST. Cloud MINI.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
DISEASES OF THE SKIN.

The intense itching and sznarting incl
dent to eczema, letter, salt-rhenm, and other
diseases Of the skin is instantly allayed by
applying Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment. Many very bad cases have been
permanently cured by it. It is equally
efficient for itching piles and a:favorite rem
edy for sore nipples; chapped hands, chill
blains, frost bites, and chronic sore eyes.
For sale by druggists at 25 cents per box.
Try DR.: Cady's Condition Powders, they
are Just what horse needs when in bad condi-
ton, Tonic, blood purifier and Vermifuge.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
Does Your House Need Painting.

Papering or Decorating? If so call
on Geo Howley, as he is prepared to
give estimates of prices on all work at
the lowest possible figures. He has
also taken into his employee Geo.
Phaylen, who has been connected
with the well-known firm of Lime
men & Locke, of Minneapolis, for a
number of years. All orders will be
promptly attended to.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
Bueklen's Arniea SaIye.

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
J, R. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30

Chicago is the natural centre for
all real estate sales and exchanges.
Any one having property to exchange
for property anywhere in the United
States, farm, ranches, or city property
or desiring to purchase, address
G. w. Comstock, Real Estate,
Room R, Times Bldg; Chicag
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30

Ripans Tafules.
Ripans Tabules cure nausea.
Ripans Tablles cure flatulence.
Ripans Tabu1es cure dyspepsia.
Ripans Tabufes assist digestion.
Ripans Tabu1es cure bad breath.
Ripans Tabu1es cure biIiousness.
Morris tribune., 1896-09-30
THE DISCOVERY SAVED HIS LIFE.

Mr.. G., Caillone ce, druggist, Beavers
Vile, H., says: ITO DR.. Kings New
Discovery owe my life Was taken
with la grippe and tried all the physi-
clans for miles about, but of no avail,
and was given up and told could pot
live. Having DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry in my store sent for a bottle and
began its use and from the first dose be-
gan to feel better, and after using three
bottles was up and about again 1t is
worth its weight in gold. We won't
keep store or house without it" Get Il
free trial at Krueger's Drug Store. 2