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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
Empress Nathalie.

1t i curious to think what a short
time i h since the EmperOFs Of Russia
treated their womankiDd IN the same
way a. they are now treated in Tur-
key. 1t is true that in those DAYS the
Gar chose his wife flOm among his
subjects, and she was never considered
his equal. On certain day the no.
bles brought their young daughters to
be looked at, and she who took the pO-
tentate's fancy was forthwith chosen
The prineesses We're kept with the
same strictneSs a. Eastern pFineesses.
and marriage only changed their place
of residence, but gave them no more
freedom. They were allowed OCCASION
ally to be present when guests were
received, to whoua they would hand a
cup of wine. and then retire To their
apartments, there being a suite of
rooms at the north side Of the palace
reserved especially for them. The first
| Czarina who emancipated herself from
this state of slavery, and - instituted a
new and happier era for Russian wom-
en-, was the beautiful Nathslie Nary
schki, the second wife of Alexis
AIiehaelovitch, aud the mother of
Peter the Great, and her first triumph
was when she obtained her husbands
consent to drive with him in an open
carriage to the monastery Of TrOitsky.
a proceeding which at that time Oeea-
stoned a great scandal Naturally.
when the Russian princes began to in
termarry with other European royal
families, they We're obliged to treat
their wives differently, but il was a
long time before the court Of Russia
became a. civilized as the Tsst Of Eu-
/ rOpe
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09

enforce Its decree II you should call
out the regular army and navy and
muster all our great modern ships and
add the militia and put William J.
Bryan in command Of them.
my friends, these men surely do not
contemplate the irretrievable and sx-
tensiye character of the disaster and
disturbance aud disruption which they
are proposing for all of Us in all our
business affairs, great and simple.
Take the laboring nan, how full Of
sympathy they are for him. My eoun-
tryInen, never spoke a false word to
the laboring man in my life have
believed, and believe to-day, that any
system that maintains the prices Of
labor in this country, that brings hops
into the life Of the laboring man, thai
enables him to put by. that gives him 4
share in the property of the country
is the policy that should be our
American policy"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
No Cranks in Kansas.

~ have just returned from a trip
through Kansas" remarked travelling
man to Star reporter. "At Clay Cen
ter the landlord said
"'The newspapers are hurting Kan
sas by calling it a State Of eranks.
There ought TO be some way to stop
it,
at may be on account Of the silver
question: / suggested.
"Well, Of course, we are all for hay-
ing plenty of money-we don't care
particularly about silver. The best
way would be for the government just
to print enough greenbacks for every
one to have enough
"'How about women in politics.
"'WOmen have tongues, and they
ought to 20 into politics. Men have
their business 10 attend 10, and the
women ought to attend to the stump
speaking-they have plenty Of time
"How about repudiating mortgages
"'Of course, the farmers ought not To
pay the mortgages. When they bOr-
rOwed money they expected to have
good crops. They were not responsible
for crops falling, and the loss ought to
/ fall on tie men who loaned the mon
ey they can stand it,
GAS TO the sub-Treasury scheme
"'We favor that. The government
ought to loan money TO the farmers. IL
would increase production and benefit
the country"
'''Do you believe in government
ownership of railroads ?''
Certainly. The East would be
benefited by Kansas grain and Kansas
must get clothing from the East Each
section is interested in exchange goods,
and there ought not to be any freight
to pay for transportation. It's for
| the public welfare. | believe in the
prohibition of liquor, keeping all for
eigners out Of the country and refusing
to allow any Catholics to own any
property but As to eranks-I have liv-
ed in Kansas twenty years and never
met crank who was resident Of the
State, and this criticism should be stop
ped. Newspapers are too free, anyway,
and We viii never have peace until the
governn1eiIt appoints men 10 read
everything before il is printed and keep
out such stuff Washington Star.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
They Never Net Again

s'N'es," said the tourist on Lookout
Mountain to the stranger who was sur
veying the scenery, "a great battle was
fought on the spot where We stand"
"Indeedr'
ayes, sir. The Federal and Confed-
crate troops had q terrific engaeement
here, and at one time during the ae-
ton the entire mountain was in -
blazew
"Indeedr'
''Fact, sir. The banks Of the river
below there were lined with the dead
and wounded and the trees were shat
terSd and stripped by the shells"
"Awfuln'
"You may well say 80. By the by,
where were YOU at that times
II was in the battle that you were
speaking of" replied the stranger Sc
Fenely.-Chicago Times-HeraId.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
Reflections of q Bachelor.

No man Is much of a hero to a
widow.
The woman who marries for spite
usually gets it.
Few men would marry if they could
live forever.
Matrimony has established the fact
that love is not incurably blind.
About every third woman imagine:
that she is an uncrowned queen.
The man who is good for nothing
else sometimes makes good husband.
Never marry man to reform him
Reform him first, and then don't mar
~ him.
4 good many men marry to get
home and then spend most of theil
time away from it.-New York Press
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
PINS.

Sister Prue received a note
From Silas Henry Brown.
''Spec ter see yer, Prue," he wrote,
"Thi- eve when sun goes down.
Foun' that note a-layin' roun',
Read II, don't yer know;
Then 'as 'termined, double, boun'
Ter hoax that city beau
Way back in our parlor sittin',
Was a great big oak settee,
knew Just sure rs fiiriin'
ON IL they'd sure 10 be.
ran TO Mammies' cushin'
foun' the biggest pin,
/ kept wishln', wishln',
In him 'twould runway in.
SO, ! bent il, so, and SO,
The point was awful straight;
Sneaked ter that settee SO low,
Icouldn't hardly wait.
So 5 'twouldn't give in pushin',
fixed it tighter'n sin.
An all the time a wishin'
In him 'twould runway in.
las just goin' ter vanish
Where / could see the fun.
When Prue-a dancin' Spanish,
Came in fore / could run.
She Said-"Come dearest Brother,
Let's play you're Mister Brown"
thought was goln' ter smother,
She made me sit right down.
] said | didn't want ter,
That she should lemme go,
She said "Yon'll have 10 want ter.
Now hug me close, theresa
Ny heart was failin' thin me,
THAT pin SO close yer know;l
She leant quite hard against me.
was on it-oh, oh. oh,
Then just while 'as cryin'.
Why Brown hisself comes in,
Ter please him Prue was tryin',
But sot him on that pin.
Fergot was a cryin'.
Fergot had pain,
Fer Brown jest went a fiyin',
Like any hurrycane.
] laft an laft an giggled,
danced an laft agin,:
The way be squeaked an wiggled,
iho't bust my skin.
Next thing know'd was nuthin'.
He grabbed me drefiul tight,
An on that pin a cussin,"
He socked me all his might.
Mine hurt, but 50 must hisin';
I'm .. h. agin an trim:
That paTlOr's fairly sizzin
With pins lay'n low fer him.
Prue says he's Foreign Mission"
don't care what he's been;
But, Oh. / do keep wishin'.
Them pins would runway in.
Charles Gingric
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
The Ingenious Small Boy.

/ never walk about the town without
being impressed with the ingenuity OF
the small boy. a few afternoons ago
was passing house out on the road
10 the Soldiers Home. Ii was
rather handsome house, with n wide
sweep of velvety lawn, windingiy in
tersected by cement driveway. He
was mounted on a bicycle and as hs
rode he pushed the lawn mower along
beside him. OF course, it was mucf
harder work than walking with the
grass cutter would have been and
deal slower in the doingi but no Yea
live boy Is ever going to let such tritiint
considerations as those have weigh
with him.-Washington Post
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
EIYS
CREAM BALM

Is quickly absor b
ed. Cleanses the
Nasal Passages, Al
lays Pain and In
fiammaiion, Heals
the sores. Protects
Restorethse Senses
Ine Membrane from
Additional { old
Of Taste ant smell.
Gives Relief at once
and ii viii cure.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
PfTTsBupd KELLEY INSTITUTE,

restores 70 them al their powers. mental and
physical. destroys the abnormal appetite, and
restores them to the condition they were in be
fore they INDUCED in stimulants- This has been
done n more than 100 cases treated here. and
sraong them some Of your own neighoorx, 70
whom we can refer with confidence es 20 the
absolute safety and efficiency Of the Kelley Cure
The fullest and most searching investigation Is
Fited. Send for pamphlet giving fuA iniorIns'
lion. q
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
Kitchen Brevitiss.

To purify the water cooker, either
porcelain or zinc lined. pour little
vinegar on clean cloth and wipe il
well one or twioS week
To cle&R she silver spoons and forks.
in everyday use, rub them with damp
cloth dipped in baking soda. then pol
ish them with little piece Of ehamcss
skin.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09
THE KELLEY CURE

ns spectal boon 20 business men who. having
drifted uncoBseiously into the drink habit and
awaken 20 dnd the disease Of alcoholism fastened
upon them, rendering them unft TO manage AZ
fairs requiring q clear braia- A four weeks
raifrSe ~ TREATMENT ar the
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1896-09-09

One application of DIR. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil takes away the pain of the
most severe burn. 1t Is an ideal fam
lily liniment.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

WALTER BAKER & Co., LIMITED, DOR
CHESTER, MASS, the well-known manufact-
urers of Breakfast Cocoa and other Cocoa and
Chocolate preparations, have an extraordin-
airy collection Of medals and diplomas award
ed at the great international and other ex-
hibtions in Europe and America. The house
has had uninterrupted prosperity for nearly u
century and quarter, and Is now not only the
oldest but the largest establishment Of the
kind on this continent. The high degree OF
perfection which the Company has attained
IN its manufactured products is the result Of
long experience combined with an intelligent
use of the new forces which are constantly
being introduced to increase the power and
improve the quality of production, and
cheaper the cost to the consumer.
The full strength and the exquisite n atural
flavor of the raw material are preserved unim-
paired in all of WAITER BAKER 81 COMPANY
preparations; so that their products may truly
be said to form the standard for purity and
excellence.
In view Of the many limitations Of the name,
labels and wrappers on their goods consumers
should ask for and be sure that they get the
genuine articles made at DORCHESTER, MASS
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
PEARLS or THOUGHF.

II You want 10 please a man, tell
him he looks like an actor
Mans idea Of economy Is IN tolling
his wife how to save money
To make a successful partnership a
wife must bo one OF the firm.
There are some things which even
tho young people do not know.
The man who advortises his bust.
ness can't be scared out by COMPETE
ton.
Some women think more Of seal
skin saequo than they think Of their
souls.
A sure cure for the hiccoughs Is to
ask the victim for tho loan Of five
dollars
People get wisdom by experience.
A man never wakes up his second
baby to sec it langh.
1t is the man who has to live on corn
bread at home, who finds fault with
the pie when he travels
Adversely is the trial of principle.
Without il a man hardly knows
whether he ) honest or not
Those men who are seeking ideal
wives seldom stop to think if they
would mako ideal husbands.
It is wise woman that knows how
to avoid lending her copper-bottomed
preserye-kettle to a neighbor.
We find that the great thing in this
world is not so much where we stand
o. in what direction we are moving.
High breeding gracefully insists on
its own rights Good breeding grace
fully remembers the rights of others.
An inquiring man thrust his fingers
into horses mouth to see how many
teeth he had. The horse closed his
mouth to see how many fingers the
man had. The curiosity of each was
satisfied.
We often hear of man who began
life with nothing, dying worth mil
lion. Poor fellow! And he has got
to begin all over in the next world,
just the same as the man who began
life here with a million and ended
with nothing. The South West
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
MUCH IN LITTLE.

The ny shuttle was invented bJ John
Kay, Of Bury, England, In 1888.
London has $50 miles Of streets.
Paris has Elk hundred miles Of streets.
India has now become, next 10 Chi
ma, the largest tea growing country.
Railway laborers in Holland average
from 80 cents 10 20 cents per day.
Ia 1885 Davenport, Of Vermont,
built an electric railway in Springfield,
Mass.
Jutland was originally Juteland, or
the land Of the Jutes, Gothic tribe.
The total mineral production Of
Mexico for the last fiscal year was
81 ,261, 600
In all mythology and folklore white
flowers are supposed 10 spring from
tears.
Bohemia was 80 called because Il
was settled by the Boil, a tribe Of
Germans.
The mail services of the world are
nearly all maintained by British built
vessels
Besides her plague Of rabbits, Aus
tralia is now threatened with a plague
Of foxes.
Cabinet makers in Florence receive
AS cents to 6S cents per day.
Asia had its name from the Sanscrii
word Ashas, signiiying Gland Of the
dawn"
The London Carlton Club has about
1000 members and is the richest il
the world.
About one-third Of the butter i'm
ported into Great Britain last yeal
came from Denmark.
It is said that 1852 trains arrive a
and leave Chicago daily, about one
fourth being freight trains.
The Swiss government made prof
Of about 200, 900 pounds last year OF
~ monopoly in spirits.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

A very singular incident, which oc-
Cured in connection with one of Roch-
ester's recent weddings, is going the
rounds of the polite society of the
city. One of Rochester's prominent
young men wooed and won a maiden
living in a small country town not far
from the city. The young lady has
numerous friends in town, and spe-
cial arrangements we're made by them
to attend the festivities, a special car
being chartered for the occasion.
On the afternoon of the joyful day
the bridegroom went into the rooms
of well-known manicure, and, after
receiving the necessary attention, ten
dered in payment two silver dollars
as he Supposed The manicure ac-
cepted the money without question,
and the gentleman left the establish
ment. Hardly had he gone away
when one of Rochester's society
leaders, handsome woman, who was
also wedding guest, came in search
of the manicure's services. After they
we're completed she offered ten-dol-
lar bill, received the requisite amount
of change, and took her departure.
The wedding party embarked on
their special car at the appointed
hour, and in course of time the con-
ductor appeared for his fares. The
society lady when asked for her fare,
gave the conductor two silver dollars,
which was part of the change received
from the manicure an hour or 80 be-
fore. The conductor took one Of the
coins, bit it, rang it, examined it
closely and then returned it to the
lady, Saying:
Madam, that is not a dollar"
On examination the supposed dollar
turned out to be one of those clever
limitations which are made to open
with concealed spring, disclosing a
place for a small photograph. Imagine
the lady's surprise on opening the
imitation dollar to find herself looking
at the face of the young lady whom
che expected to see married q few
hours later. The bridegroom, hear
ing the EXPLANATIONS of the ladies,
came up, and, after some explanation,
the prospective Benedict regained hi
pocket piece, which no had inviting
" left at the manicure's establishment
during the afternoon, and which ha(
been given to the lady in change fO
ner ten-dollar bill by the unsuspectint
manicure. Rochester Democrat ant
Chronicle.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

That's what we say, because It's tho best.
salzer's Wisconsin grown seeds are bred to
earliness and produce tho earliest vegeta-
bles in the world. Right alongside Of other
sediments earliest, his are twenty days
ahead! Just try his earliest peas, radishes,
lettuce, cabbage, etc. He is the largest
grower Of farm and vegetable seeds, potatoes,
grasses, clovers, etc.
IF YOU WILL CUT THIS OUT AND SEMI IT to
the John A. salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, with 1Oc. postage, you will got sample
package OF Early Bird Radish (ready in 10
days. and their great catalogue. Catalogue
alone SC. postage "a. o.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
How itHappened.

$50 she has succeeded in marrying
her daughter to an earl, has she2"
"She has"
81 had no idea that she was rich
woman"
"She isn't"
''Then how did she"
''My dear sir, she's an experienced
bargain hunter. Chicago Post.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
The Words of a Famous NIlsslOn Worl6er

Perhaps no man in Atlanta is better and
more favorably known than Mr., John +. Bar
clay. II lie for a long time has been a sufferer
from indigestion and dyspepsia. This is what
lac says:
ATLANTA, Ca, January %, 1s05.-Dr. Q. o.
Tyner: Having used Tyner's Dyspepsia Rem-
edy for several years in my family gladly add
my testimony to what has already been said
in it's praise. Without any exception think
it is the finest remedy on the market and
nothing would induce me to do without 1t, :,
HJNO. E. BARCLAY"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

FITS stopped free by Dir. KLTNE's GREAT
NERVE REsTORER No fits after first days use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and $2ntrial bot
tie free. DR.. Kline, 93l Arch St., Phila.. Pa.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, Is,

LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of r. j. CHENEY q
Co. doing busiress in the City of Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
CuRE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. d. 1886.
49, A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL
t-@l Notary Public.
falls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. II. j. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, o,
EB-Sold by Druggists, Zoe.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

Or. Kilmer SwAaP- ROOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Laboratory BinghamtOn, y. \.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

have found Plso's Cure for Consumption an
unfailing medicine.-F. r. LORI, 1903 Scott
St.. CovingtOn. KY, October !, 1884
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums reduces infamma-
ton, allays pair, cures wind collie. Doc bottle.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

while / am no iingo," said the re-
porter Who for che fourth time In ono
week md 10 correct an item, "etil /
seem 60 be- o success ne talo.twiator.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

RpAns Tabules are sold By drugyista or BY nan
n the price go cents n box IS sent to Tbs Rpsu1
Chemical Company No. 10 Spruce St, New York
Sample vial, 10 cents.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

There is generally something that requires
hiding at tho bottom Of amystery.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

What n Sense of Relief it IL TO Know
that you have no corns. Hindercorns removes
them, and is comforting. 15c. at druggists.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

When they contain tle germs OF malaria. To
hnnIhiate these aud avoid 0r conquer ehlis-
ana fever, tilinus remittcut or dumb nrue.
We pefai.ifnily and regularly uoatettera
hinn hth fitiefH which als0 remedies dya-
peftlas liver trouble, constipation. loss 0f
strength uerFHuHnfFa fhtumhtifm and kfd-
ney complaint Appetite and sleep are im.
proved hy ihis thorough medicinal agont. aud
we lnhrmiucs oi age mitlEuted By H. A
Wineglaaaful three TUNES day.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06

THROAT TROUBLES. To allay the irritation
that induces coughing, use "BrOlCn's Bronchial
TTOehes." A simple and safe remedy.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
Pure

Blood means sound health. with pure. rich.
lhealthy blood. the stomach and digestive
organs VIII be vigorous. and there will be no
dyspepsia. rheumatism and neuralgia viii BE-
unknown. scrofula and salt rheum win dis-
appear. Your nerves viii DO strong, your sleep
sound, sweet and refreshing. Hoods sarsapa-
fiiia makes pure blood. That is whyit cures 40
many diseases. That Is why thousands take Il
70 cure disease, retain good health. Remember
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
Come Weet For Your So.

The fate Of the child is always the work Of
his mnthnr-
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-03-06
~
lHTNyNSY
IKE3n4RI


nr Bert N. Moae the Advertisements
end business writer OF 6l2 THIRD
street, Brooklyn. relates chat hB
recently had occasion % consult DE-.
J. 8. Carrean, q woll-known physi-
elan Of Is West rweuly-0rsl street.
Nov York City, fora stomach trouble
which was pronounced a type OF
dyspepsia "Afior consultation"
writes Mr.. Moses, "the Doctor gave
me prescription, and / was some-
what surprised 20 motto that tho
formula was nearly identical with
that Of RIpana Tabulos, Tor which I
had, on more than ono occasion
prepared advertising matter Ihad
DR.. Caneau'sprescrIptlon lllod, aud
itprovod satisfactory. giving quick
relief A week later, when 1 had
taken an the medicine, / again called
on the Doctor and mentioned the
similarity Of his prescription andtho
proprietary remedy spoken Of, show
ing him both the remedy itself aud
the formula The Doctor was at
INST somewhat inclined to oritIclss
what he called patent medicines, but
o appeared 70 be surprised when he
noted TO what extent hts own pres
Bcrlption conformed 10 the formula
Ishowed him. Il was practically
the same. After a short time devo-
ted 70 noting the careful manner In
which the proprietary medicine was
prepared, he wound up by prescrlb-
ing It for my case. or course had
70 pay him for telling me to do this,
but Il was worth the cost 70 have
such high professional assurance
hat the advertised article was, In
fact, the scientific formula that Il
purported to be. might have
taken the proprietary medicine In
the beginning and saved the
Doctors fee, but / think the conf
dence have acquired IN the efficacy
Of the remedy, through the Doc
tors Endorsement Of 1t, IS we'll worth
the fee"
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