The evening times., 1896-12-01
FOR "M'KIKLEY AND CORR"
Michael Kelley Has Been Shout
ing Since November Third.
AT DAYLIGHT EVERY DAY
His Voice Is Worse Than a Fog
Horn and BrightwoOd Was Driven
Almost Observation-Disclosures Mccoy
Succumbs to Drink Again and Gets
Sentence.

Mr.. Michael Kelley lives in the country
near Brightwooi, and Mr.. Kelley has
neighbors who have been almost driven to
murder by Mr.. kelley's playful way OF
arising in the small hours of the morning,
throwing wide open his latticed easement,
and yelling al the top OF his voice for VII
liam Mckinley.
Some lines the enthusiastic Michael in
tccts versatility in his bass6 on perform
ance, and shouts wildly and long for the
future prosperity of that ancient city OF
Cork, where he made his entrance into the
world, and where his neighl ors sincerely
wished he had remained in ignorance OF
oho's NAPOLEON. Ever since the third of
November Michael has been drunk and
vocifeI Gus in declaring his allegiance for
the peoples choice.
He carried matters SO far this morning
that Policeman Yetton, parading through
the county on his thoroughbred mare Kate,
IN spite OF his leaning toward the Repub-
lican party. felt compelled to put Michael
under arrest. That gentleman then gam
bOled down the road to the station house
shouting at the top OF mis- voice for Cork
and Mckinley.
When Michael was arraigned today be-
fore Judge Kimball Kendig had considerable
trouble getting pleading out of him. Kel-
ley bears marvellous resemblance to Du
Maurier's dra wings and Billy Lackaye's
ma he up as -Svengaii, and has a voice ueep
and resonant as th3t character.
Now Mike" said Kendig, as he propped
him-still little unsteady in the legs
against the rail, ''are you guilty or not OF
being disorderly?"
Loud and bosterous," broke in Clerk
Luu Harper.
Yes; loud and boisterous,' added Ken
dig, shaking Nike by the shoulder.
Kelley knitted his thick, ink v black eye
brows and roared, SO the window panes rat
tied, "Ef shouuin' fer MacKinlee is a
crime, thin Moilic is gniltee an proud
it, and look OF affected mart yrdom
shaded his beareded face.
He was yelling for Cork, too" smiled
Yetton.
''Shure,'' said Nike; IAN why not? Oh
was borrun in Cawk. Oi am very fond ay
Cawk, as Cawk is av me-
Nike" explained Yetton, "has been
doing TINS sort OF thing right along, and
the Deigiiborhood cannot rest for him."
Kelley siouched toward the stand, and
ignoring the fact that he was interrupting
the officer, said In an interrogative way
TO Kendig: What about the nayborhcoti2
Am Of lvin' fer thm?''
How often have YOU heard Kelley carry
on this way. Yetton?" inquired the >spurt
Well" pondered the officer; ION c.ec-
ton night"
them said the judge.
Yer anner's roight." bowed Mike, with
Il complimentary air, AN Oi am happy ter
say oi was wan av thim.''
But, Mr.. Kelley" depurred the judge,
there are proper times and places to shout
for Mckinley. Can't you wind up your ex-
uberancc until the 4th of March?''
Mike Indignantly resented the suggestion
to place his animal spirits in storage. 1T
can't be done, SIR he returned positively;
lit amt in me; it's the fust tonne an
oirishnan has iver been elicted to the
fresidencee. an l must raise me vice.
''ior must not SIR" objected the court,
as Mike folded his arms after the fashion
Of the Little Corporal, and seemed almost
resigned TO instant execution.
ledge, me amer said Kelley, shift
ing his cud of tobacco from one cheek to
the other, and giving the left one gum
boil appearance, 'Oi want To go down on
the ricords as a McKiulee man, who be-
longs. loike me, to the Macs and O's an
If yelIin' fer him is croime, 1 am par
lectlec wiilin' to take the consequences
Mackinlee is the accused av the nashun,
an Ofm guin' To stand by him
The accused of the nation?" said the
court puzzled at the remark what do
yuu mean by that?''
Mike swel!ed his chest proudly and
threw his head back. Hes accused by
the nashun, sir" he declared, '.av bein' a
man. the foinest man on earth.'
~ our loyalty is wonderful, Kelley
said the judge. II shall make your fine
hght-S3 or nine days
Want TO pay it, Nike" asked Eendig
NO, me lad answered Kelley, in u
resigned way Il want TO go down as an
example OF downtrodden oireland, being
jumped on in what l fought was free
countree. But wait till Mac is doin' his
paradin' mkt March; watch fer yer Mickey
by thin, an Oi plidGe me wurrui, gen.
tleInin. Ofll bust = lung givin' i'm the