New-York tribune., 1896-03-31

cont rolls them. ."-(lndanapohs So~'"~'
II was matter Of considerable comment. III '"e
,ysaks inst succeeding President Cleveiahos "ar
message on the Venezuela question: that several
Harvard professors gave out strong interviews au
,o,,or. AGAINST the Presidents action some news
criticised these. the ground as 'hey put i'
that Harvard professors had no r'eht 70 meou'e A
such a matter. Harvard aurnh"s' renus
djgnant by such thrusts. and with mliu io'
,stics sets forth that In the Civil War Harvard hao
.,o, rup,ber OF 2s2 students engaged In the SER
vice OF the United States. out OF ABOUT f'"u Vi nm
,ary age: and OF these lSs met death. IAN any
o,hnr Get NJ men show SO large proportion! says
,b,s aumnus Did IS per cent Of all the )ournsls"
In the country. for instance. go to war!
THE ABSENCE OF MISS NANCY
on wonder whar Miss Nancy gone
Fer de latch is on de do''
''She gone dis way,
I'm de don't shine no mo-.
Oh wonder whar Mis-. Nancy gone
Fer de place look mighty still:
En- de wind. ne say:
I'll find her. dat WHIT
on Mh,is TOnd:f de- shsadsr, %Hsa @ creep eresDs
En-. En- de ,,sIi w,iPgIsrSS,lII Pc vii
saw: I'm singin' her ter Sleep
Oh wonder whar win. M: MIS- :sn: Eansy, iSS, s0ne
But de moonight say:
"Ef she cross my way ,ouw
I'll light her home 10 you! .,..,..
"o -(Atlanta Constitution.
.s.rbs Boston Post" tells a story OF young msa
who "a forbidden to call or write to the girl WIN
nor, he ia deeply In love, and by whom he Is loved
He manages 10 crcumvent the vigilance Vi "e'
parents by whistling popular airs she a"s"ee ~
the p,ano He walks by the house, for ins's"ce'
mining Alice Where Art Thou?" In good time no
r1o.s Home Sweet Home played within. After
. tur, around the block he starts on 'Ons Nshn.e:
vii, Thou Gang WI Me?" Perhaps the return VIZ
be where Are You Going Tor rev o~fS VI
..Come Into the Garden, Maud" convey to her the
tin and the opening Of "Alrs wen on tic p~'S
tells him everything is understood.
and the Venezuelan Minister to dinner out IL ap
bears he did not ask either OF them e 20 'ns
carving.-tSeattle Times.
Don't imagine" says a Boston auctioneer' tnat
Won can get any real bargains at pawnshop SAFE
The pawnbroker knows just what people tnink
about his stock, many Of them having iea'heo
from experience that he will pay next TO nothing
on the best quality Of jewelry and siiverware'
watches etc. and they thus get II into their heaos
that all the articles sold at auction are senu'h'
goods But there's where they make o's ms
take The pawnbroker seldom sells any piedseo
articles a, these auction sales. He uses them
simply for a blind Articles taken III paw" a''
Invariably sold at private SALE.
Adjusting the Responslbity-willie with WY
,aceScMam,ma did the Lord make quin'ne!
Mamma presume he DID rs ,n., nh, that aw.
,v WiiisMs'h ast. IN It. " and %i' III be, know who it wa'
| (Chcago Tribune
| An English paper says that the sultan OF ~
rocco rsss bicycles as instruments OF torture M
any OF the ladies Of his harem VINO nave inc "'''-
| fortune TO offend him. The unhappy oda'slues a''
| comncled 10 mount machines and ride around
| marked track in the palace gardens. NOT Ano"'
,no how 70 ride their repeated falls and other ms.
| ,,rr,nss furnish the Sultan and his more favoreo
| r,vs. With endless amusement When they na'e
fallen twenty times-provided, OF course theS ""''
| not broken their necks In the mean time-'he p1.'
| ,shment II complete and the bruised oeaut'es o"
allowed to retire. Probably when they nave 'eHneH
| hou 70 ride he Furnishes them by not aho"'ns
| them to do so
"1 a,xav, let my daughters have their say aoouEI
N. co"r 81 the lamp shades and the arrangement OF
the doilies said sensible Achison motnsr b~rrv
find rss s hs Sne ef I'm most dssr:
to marry is to live In house whers and dollies
.meAtchison nat Globe.
! A backwoods court is thus described IN
| cincinnati ENQUIRER: IA desperate was onenac.
| at the Court. and used unbecoming lans"as.. 80,
| when flied for contempt claimed that ne eo
| no guilty Of contempt, since there was TO 80
| house. The Squire ordered a circle mace 10 W.
| ssnt courthouse, whereupon the despe'auv
| outside OF the line and renewed his insults w..
| .,s ,h,, ha disturbed the Court, he said: MAKO
| ,,o,r courthouse larger Another line was dra""
With similar results and still others. until the ".
murinvs ceased to disturb the Court Aho'ne' -. -
| sendant was guilty OF q breach OF the pe"'e'
| Court sent him to JAIL writing the fono"me -
| mus: .Jailer Of Garrard County: You wiz p p.n
lock John Blevin up In jail and keep MI" ",,, a"
| call for him. He has oeen cu''" Wy ~
| and trying to fight"
rss,.d.-smart wife-Don't worry. Georse, No.
les, artice for the paper to-day showing cr nS
wrote an an family dinner for dollar and so0A
and the sdSr rs%e fass psse Of good luck wnss
are you going TO do with the dor dr. ,,v.ef and 80
going oinENsvnYors to ~ 1sas awsesiIs TssYIs myself
teacher in the primary school OF we'ro s,,e.ss
s,,v lad 70 her pupils THE Old Oaken BucHss.
49,. x,o,r,np II 10 them very carefully. sne ssH
~, % corv the first stansa from the oackoo.
| .ra try "a illustrate II by drawings as .n. a.,
| illustrates 4 story. Pretty soon one -, ..-,..n
hordaa IN her book with several little oo's
.n. wr.s circle, half q dozen dots ana '"'"
| buckets. .x. p.s.,." ssid the
| ct do not understand THIS, Desse'
| teacher What Is that circieT
"Oh. that's the wer." was the reply
AND why do you have three buckes ~
.Oh one IL the oaken bucket one u .ne -.
ho,, nd bucket and the other is the bucket '"s' "
In the weil.'
.nm, what are tho little dotsr'
..,,,S,. nu. ,hose are the spots weich my infancy
knew"
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