The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-10-09
Editorial and Otherwise.

The proper name for the bOltocrats is Nc
Kinley "heclers." Ae' .
Sixty .oue of the seventy five counties Of
Mississippi are dry.
The spirit Of Ananias is overwhelmingly
abroad in the land.
Success based on merit is sweeter than
honey in the comb.
A beautiful soul might rest in any sort OF
body, but It doesn't.
Many lion on the street is lamb in the
presence Of his wife.
The sword hairpin Is in harmony with the
sharp.faced old girl.
Edison never had scope enough until he in
vented the vitascope.
The love that can wear the same hat two
seasons is love indeed.
A wave Of matrimony is certainly some.
thing Of a tie-dal wave.
Never abuse n banker. You may sometime
want note discounted.
Men are apt to be more concerned for their
credit than for their cause.
When men are growing in grace they will be
found trying to be gracious.
The coal barons will lose caste when their
mines become barren Of coal.
A Minnesota town is called Red Neck Gulch.
Red liquor must flourish there.
Grover Cleveland is thrifty man, and yet a
great deal Of him goes to waist.
Before We can become truly rich, We must
first obtain the spirit Of content.
The Populist let's his whiskers grow long,
but cuts his common sense short.
Finy.two per cent Of the United States
population are engaged in farming.
Leave glory to great folks. All castles in
the ar cost vast deal to keep up.
Senator Hill is irving to prove to the world
that he Is neither fish, flesh nor fowl.
The best coast defense consists in not dab
bling in the affairs If other countries.
Some men have sinned against truth until
Gods means OF grace can't reach them.
When a greenhorn goes to farming the first
thing he raises is a blister on his hands.
The weather observer who sends another
hot wave out this year should be lynched.
That man is in sad condition who has
reached that point where he is past feeling.
Soms men have lived in the darkness Of sin
until they have lost their spiritual eyesight.
The man who is expecting to get a blessing
in month or year from this time will never
get it.
Speaking too much is a sign Of vanity; fol
he that is lavish in words is apt to be niggar(
in deeds.
Why do people keep talking about thu
mints? They ought to know that il is not thu
season for mint.
1t will soon be the season for a nice fire,
warm corner Of tho sofa, pretty girl and I
turned down light.
Somebody ought to whisper in Grove
Cleveland's ear that there are lot Of Ameri
cans in prison in Cuba.
| South Carolina has done good deed il
throwing Tillnan's side e-partncr, John Gar.
Evans, out Of the wagon.
An Irishman was asked if he believed il
free silver at lG to I. No faith, and I belav
in free lunch from l2 to2.
| II is hard for one 10 sympathize with an
other that is in trouble unless he has passe
through a like experience.
Getting money is not all a mans business
says Johnson; to cultivate kindness is grea
part of the business Of life.
This campaign is full Of mise, but ii is ala
full Of thought, and the people are going t
vote with their eyes wide open.
More gold watches are worn bv artisans an
laboring men in the United States than in al
other two countries in the world.
Policemen very seldom commit suicid,
Life Is too soft and sweet and pleasant ft
them to be In hurry to leave it.
Tho New York Democracy are thorough
in line with the Chicago platform and nom
nees, while David B. is unhappy.
Hon. W. C. Whitney has shufflcd of u
coils Of single blessedness a second time an
taken unto himself rich widow Is secor
wife.
Unless we misunderstand him, Dr. Tai
mage is preaching like q man who intends
be On the winning side. He 10 supportr
Bryan.
Chairman Jones, Of the National Democrat
Committee, SAYS he has figures which sho
that Bryan will carry SO Of the Is States Al
have 324 electoral votes.
| The Chicago police raidsd a high-ton,
gambling place night or two ago, and besid
a lot of "nice young men," arrested seventc,
women aud girls-no ladies'.
Governor Mathews, cf Indiana, says that b
State is safe for silver and Bryan in Noveu
Der. He thinks the Palmer and BuckM
ticket will cut little figure 10 Indiana.
Ii Hung Chang Is back again in Chin
wonderful fairy tales he will tell his psopls
the sights Of the new world, and comic will
the exhibitions Of the digniAed potentats ,
his wheel.
Miss Hattie Hashagan, = New York artii
married her Sioux Indian model, and is nc
4 Mrs. Thunder Cloud. Her father.in.lsw
the celebrated chief, Rain In the Face. The
people should be connected with The weath
bureau.