The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-06-17
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

"A sneeriis the weapon Of the
weak.
= It is easier to tell a lie than it is
to catch fish.
= Where religioni is i trade, morality
is a merchandise.
A man who abides in q pen;ten:
tiary is a Law abiding citizen.
- A man who is a poor liar fnds it
convenient to stick to she truth.
- The. way to make an oyercoat
last is to make the undercoat first.
"A soft answer turueth away
wrath, but a club keeps:it turned
away.
= Only one in 100, 900 reaches the
age Of 100 years, one in 500sreaches
the age of 80 years, and one in 100
reaches the age Of so years.
- Person Ito youngster fshingeon
Sunday: "My boy, I'm surprised to
find you here" Yonngster tinnos
Gently: "Do you know some other
place where they bite better ?n
-s"The tendency to do wrong In
creases toward night" says a we'll
known clergyman. / think this lis
very likely to be true, for when Adam
ate the forbidden fruit it was near
Eve.
- You might as well undertake to-
varnish a rainbow or try to stampede
hunger with a dime with a hole ia it,
as expect to prevail on q man I'd own
M 70 his wife that he has been In the
wrong.
- Statistics show that the longest
lived people have generally been those
who made breakfast the principafEmeai
of the day. The stomach has more
|vigor in the morning than at any other
time.
A Chinese boy, who is learning
English, came scross the passage IN
| his Testament, I'VE have piped, and
ye have net danced" and rendered it
thus: "We have foot, foot. to you;
why you no jump
- (Which would you rather have
a little brother or q little sister ~
asked Mrs. %S;mpleton Of her little
boy, Tommy. ooh, ma, don'ttletsus
have either of them, children are such
a nuisance about the house,.
- It is said that the longest artif-
cial water course in the worlds the
Bengal canal, in India, which is 800
miles long. The next longest is The
Erie canal, which is 1863 miles long.
Each cost nearly s10,O00,e 600.
= The first house built insouth-
eastern Indiana, and now the oldest
house in the State, is still standing at
Greensburg. It is the log cabin that
was built by Thomas Hendricks, uncle
of the late Vice President Hendricks,
in 1911.
= Sugar lis fed to COWS on aslarge
dairy farm neal London, England, it
is claimed, with good effect. The
sugar is scattered over the feed7fn the
manger to induce tie cattle to eat it
all. 1t is said also that it improVes
the favor of the milk.
- In adjusting the fire insurance
loss caused by burning Of its sales
rooms and stock of wheels on hand Of
one of the largest and most popular
bicycle manufacturing companies in
the United States, the fact developed
that the cost Of 800 machines was
but $40 at the factory.
-Parson Henly: "Bredrin, I on
n%erstans ders is 0. deadlock in dis con-
gregashun whedder to send de fund on
hand of fo'teen dollahs toe free CIubah,
or toe denote it toe 20 pastor. Pus.
sonly OF dat subject I hez muffin toe
say. (Pause.) Meh text TO- de day,
bredrin' am, And charity beginneth
at home."
- Mothers will find Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy especially valuable for
Group and %whooping cough. 1t will
give prompt relief and is safe and
pleasant. We have sold it for several
years and it has never failed 10 give
tie most perfect satisfaction. G. w.
Richards, Duquesne, Pa. Sold by
Hill Bros.
= Keep the -four, if possible, in
cool, dry, airy room, where the tenn
p~erature will be equable, not aboYe GO
or IS degrees. Like butter, it will
Absorb odors readily, and for this
reason there should be a separate place
made for the accommodation Of; the
-four barrel where it will not be. near
fish, vegetable nor onions. always
sift before using.
Experience may be a dear teach
err" remarked a clergyman, as the
contribution box was returned, 10 him
empty ssbut the members Of this
flock who have experienced religion
have accomplished it at a very trifing
cost. The choir will sing the seventy
ninth hymn, emitting the first, third
and fourth verses, i'll order to save
unnecessary wear on she organ.
Husband" said Mrs. Smith the
other night, fixing her eyes significantly
upon the 7-year-old pride Of the family.
"I am afraid you. will have to correct.
Johnny, he has been a bad bty this.
afternoon" Husband (glancing over;
his paper)-"What has he been doing??n
Gle took his shawlneck rooster over
to Mrs. Jones's, and Tom Jones got.
out his Black Spanish, and they LET.
the poor creatures fight for more than,
an hour" Husband STRENGTHENING
up)-"Which whipped 2"
= Mr.. James Perdue, an old lloldier
residing at Monroe, Mich, was severely
afflicted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using
Chamberlain Pain Balm. HeLsays.
cat times my back would ache so
badly that I could hardly raise mp;
If had not gotten relief would not
be here to write these few lines.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
me a great deal of good and I feel very
thankful for it." For sale by Hill
Bros,