The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-12-13
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Very few skipped the tra-la-Lo.a
Lose's skirts ara Of the faller variety.
Grover was strong on the local suson-
omy.
wilhelm - q good deal OF dsiats wah-
wah lord.
Lars arrival In San Francisco lends color
90 the scene.
The Texas ought to BE q suitable vessel
for junketins trips.
events Of tbs weak.
Old Santa Clans viii not staggsr under
q very heavy Load this year
The xray may possibly bring about the
disuss OF the expression Xmas.
The bicycle is a hobby which any man
can rue N-IHSAl DS.Il8 AA-~%Ss1~.
Girls should remember that there are
only nineteen days left in leap year.
Here, what's the matter? No promise
OF reform from the sultan last week.
The Fair children must be silverites, for
they are after the dollar OF the daddies-
Tt would seem that the Spanish soldiers
in Cuba die OF dlsuse. rather than or dis
ease.
II the X ray wiz cure badness we shall
have to bid farewell 10 the bald-headed-
row joke.
A fight between two modern pusilists is
nothing more nor less than punching khe
wind bag.
Tear IL you must. the Dingley bill. but
provide enough revenue to meet govern
ment expenses.
1t should be called Kelly hill. instead OF
courthouse hin. Tor the reason that It IL
great ON sliding.
Mr.. Wales, while at Blenhein. had
good opportunity 10 study the American
financial question.
It is said that the reason they call prize
fighters mugs Is because they generally
have beer In them.
In the game of Going to Canton there's
many q participant who VIII find the
chair pulled out from under him.
If you want to finish reading the Christ
mas advertisements In the magazines be-
fore New Year you ought TO start in right
away.
The SULTAN ought 70 have known better
than to call Mr.. Cleveland TO account just
as the latter was about TO start on duck
hunt.
Just how Sharkey knocked oet FTtssim-
mons VIII not be fully and satisfactorily
explained until the former RECEIVERS from
the knockout blow he received.
It Is claimed by some people that all
these airship stories which have been sent
out from California vera really intended
as an advertisement for the wines OF that
state.
II Mckinley wants real farmer for
secretary OF agriculture there Is a promi-
nent public man with q residence at Rem
ton who might be induced to accept the
position.
From the way a good many OF the visit
ors to Canton talk II would seem that the
main object OF their oall on Mckinley was
to persuade him not TO consider them as
available cabinet timber.
Poetry OF motion, queen OF fantastic step.
With all thy wardrobe convolutions
And exquisite hurling OF much-gathsred
skirts.
What grace is thine, as 5auntily
Thou dAllest with two dozen yards or
more
OF soft, rich stuff that is diaphanous.
And kespest floating in the air
An ampis trunk load OF the fabric light.
And all Is done with ease OF one
Who deftly rolieth of log.
How wondrous Is this quaint agility
OF thine. BY watch, when thoust a little
lift
From electricity that IS on tap
Most gorgeous Taiment chasings ara BE-
held
In style and color such as man
Nser saw before, norm see again.
Ia Lole, a Lulu art thou, sure,
And were nay means not wasted on cleo
ton bets
I'd wager that Terpslchore
With thee would neyer@oncs be IN IT.