The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1896-08-26

THERE was a young man from the Platte,
Who came here to talk through his hattie,
But when he got talking
And ns Ths people S wS9t b s9spg
New York Tribune.
MRS. SEQUEL: understand your
husband can't meet his creditors"
Mrs. Equal: 81 don't believe he wants
to, especially"
GIVE girl piece of mending to do,
and, if she is trying to make an i'm.
preston on young man, she will
mend it on the front porch.
A BABY's LIFE SAVED" My baby
had Group, and was saved by Shiloh's
Cure" writes Mrs. j. B. Martin of
Huntsville, Ala. For sale by W. E.
Terril & Co., Montpelier, Vt.
BRUSSELS has clock which is wound
up by the wind. There should be
splendid opportunity in Brussels for
some of our American politicians.
HUSBAND: "Do you know, my dear,
l never get tired of looking at that
photograph of your" Wife: Why
don't you have it framed and hung up
in the club?"
NERVES ON EDaE.-"I was nervous,
tired, irritable and cross. Karl's Glover
Root Tea has made me well and happy"
Mrs. E. b. Worden. For sale by w. E.
Terrill & Co., Montpelier, vt.
"DoEs Candidate Kinx keep his
promises of reform?" asked the new
resident. 81 guess he must keep 'em,"
replied the well-known citizen. " We
don't see nothin' of 'em."
"THEY talk about the hard times,"
said Fogg. 81 call the times first
class. Last year there was only one
mortgage on my place; now there are
three. l call that pretty good gain
for hard times"
CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED by
the use of Shiloh's Cure. This great
cure is the only known remedy for that
terrible disease. For sale by w. E.
Terrill & Co., Montpelier, VT.
CHIEF: " We prophesied rain for this
p NJ, didn't we?" Assistant: Yes"
Chief: "Change the bulletin at once.
l see everyone is carrying waterproofs
or umbrellas. We are going to have a
hot, dry SPELL"
SHE: at seems rather hard, dear,
that you can't afford to take me on a
wedding trip" "But, darling, you
will never know the difference. In
the little fiat / have engaged it will be
Just living in a Pullman car"
PILLS Do NOT CURE.-Pills do not
cure C, 1stipation. They only aggra-
vate. Karl's Clover Root Tea gives
perfect regularity of the bowels. For
sale by W. E. Terrill & Co., Mont
pelier, vt.
THERE are two solid silver tables at
Windsor Castle. When we achieve
free coinage of the white metal in the
United States those blasted Britishers
will probably send those tables over
and have them turned into American
dollars.
IT was understood that most of the
delegates to the Chicago convention
were instructed. From the character
of the work done there it is easy to see
that q majority of them were not in
structed. But they will be by the time
the national campaign is over.
A GREAT GERMANS PRESCRIPTION.
Diseased blood, constipation, and
kidney, liver and bowel troubles are
| CuTeu ny hHIl' . OlONeI iloOI LSa' l. VI
sale by w. e. Terrill & Co., Mont
pelier Vt.
"WHAT was the trouble between
Jibsley and his wife?" so, the com.
mon slory-they couldn't agree on the
money question" "Sayl 1t is too bat
that politics. "Who said anything
about politics? The row began be
cause Jibsley insisted that he ought tC
have at least third of his salary tC
spend on himself"
1--WE might hire a new clerk" sale
the druggist, if he were good one
Are you graduate in pharmacyp
"No,n said the man who wanted a job
amt a graduate in pharmacy, and
don't intend to be. | amt looking fol
a cheap job. But l can draw sodf
water with both hands at once, anC
know how TO make IA different sirups.
ELECTRIC BITTERs.-Electric Bitteri
is medicine suited for any season
but perhaps more generally needed il
the spring, when the languid, exhausted
fe cling prevails, when the liver is tor
pid and sluggish and the need of tomb