Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-04-15
a4jauside Gatherings.

Is gossip SIaTIeu oy Soou PooPAo'
p6r Utah's juries now consists OF q
instead of IL men.
b6- There is only one sudden death
among women to eight among men.
s@ Nothing makes a boy so mad as
to have his dog "follow" a fellow he
hates.
pd If we would not fatter ourselves,
the fattery of others could not harm
us.
e@ "It is easy for man to promise
to be good when he is too sick to be
bad"
p@ Reason cannot show itself more
reasonable than to cease reasoning on
things above reason.
nag No man ever did designed
injury to another without doing a
greater to himself.
p8- If you promise at all, take care
that it be so that nobody may suffer
by trusting you.
p6- Good will, like a good name, is
got by many good actions, and lost by
one bad one.
nag God never promised to save by
miracles those who would not save
themselves by means.
4@ Women do not marry for money,
but they say it is easier to love rich
man than poor one.
s@- Don't fret about what your repu-
tation will be after death. Tomb
stones are mighty charitable.
s@- Electric heating, under the most
favorable conditions, is twice as ex-
pensive as that of steam.
p6- Indulging in dangerous pleasures
is like licking honey from a knife and
cutting the tongue with the edge.
sr scientists say. now that hand
shaking conveys disease" "Of course
that's tho way the grip got started"
p@- According to the legends OF
monks, Joseph and Mary married with
ring of onyx and amethyst.
pg- At the Transvaal gold fields
whisky brings $3.50 bottle; cham
pagne, $3.50, and beer, 81.
p6. True friends visit us in prosperi-
ty only when invited but in adversely
they come without invitation.
sa- Give people cause and they sell
dom fail to be grateful. The trouble is
that they so seldom have cause.
p6- There is one thing to the credit
of the devil-he never at any time did
business in his wife's name.
p@ The property of the Salvation
Army in this country is valued at
something more than $4,O0O,000.
p8- The Anthony (Mo) Bulletin has
an Office crib to accommodate those
who want to pay their subscription in
corn.
s6- The English language sounds
funny to foreigner, as one says,
81 will come by and by to buy a
bicycle"
p6r Value the friendship of him who
stands by you in the storm swarms OF
insects will surround you in the sun
shine.
H@ No woman was ever so busy as
to be unable to run to the parlor win
dow to look at a neighbor with new
bonnet.
s6- Two-thirds of what is called con-
tentment consists of having plenty OF
money at interest and other things to
TO match.
p6 Starting from Steinbach in Bava-
ria, in a five hours walk one may
tread the soil of two kingdoms, two
duchies and three principalities.
s@ A street-waterer in Calcutta,
who sprinkles the streets from a
water-skin carried on his shoulders, is
paid six cents day.
p@ If one man conquers in battle
l 900 times 1000 men, and if another
conquers himself, he is the greatest OF
conquerors.
R@ There is great activity in rail-
road car building this year. So far,
$500 cars have been built, and most
of the builders have large orders on
hand.
sa. The arrival Of a mans birthday,
as rule, is interesting only to himself,
and yet how hard it is for him to keep
from announcing it to every one he
meets.
s9- We sometimes find poor per-
son claiming relationship with a rich
one of the same name, but never a
rich one claiming relationship with a
poor one.
sd- Man can be afflicted with LAS
different ailments known to medical
science; and on top of that his dog
may die, his wife runaway, and his
home burn down without insurance.
s9- One day lady said to Henry
GUY Carleton, "Mr. Carleton, were
you horn with that stammer, if 1 may
ask the question without imperti-
nence?" "N-no, madam" was the
reply, 81 d-did not begin it until
began to talk"
sd A Hungarian hygienist has been
collecting statistics in regard to the
life of dwellers on various levels. He
finds that those whose occupations or
poverty require them to live in cellars
die first, as might readily be supposed ;
next come those who live on the third
or fourth floor; next those on the
ground floor.
nag 1t is announced that between
Tonga and New Zealand the British