davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
Her Intentions Were GOOD.

Gobang-I do not know why folks
complain about mothers-in-law. Mine
tried to do me a good turn once
Pshaw-How? Did she attempt sui
eide?
Gobang-No, she refused her consent
to my marrying her daughter. But 1
was suspicious and we eloped.-N. Y.
World.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20

4: s:: is. s::'s !: e !: Blood

system Is reached by the blood, and on
its quality thecondition of every organ de-
ponds. Good blood means strong nerves,
good digestion, robust health. Impure
blood means scrofula, dyspepsia, rheuma-
tism, catarrh or other diseases. The surest
way to have good blood is to take Hoods
Sarsaparilla. This medicine purifies, Vi
talizes, end enriches the blood, and sends
the elements of health and strength to
every nerve, organ and tissue. 1t creates
a good appetite, gives refreshing sleep
and cures that tired feeling. Remember,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
Almost q New Joke.

The railway sandwich is given fresh
turn by the Commercial Bulletin:
"Those sandwiches remind me of my
native town. said Massachusetts, man
at the railway restaurant.
"Dedham p asked the girl at the
counter.
INC, Needham."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
New I.icncla .Inke.

Mae-Mrs. Enpee must imagine her
husband IS a pneumatic tire.
Why?
Mac-She is always blowing him up.
Town Topics
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20

Doctor-Im going to church.
Office Boy-Yessir What time shall
/ call you out?
"As soon as the sermon commences"
N. Y. Weekly.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
No Rest for Her.

"It's no use, / couldn't make Mrs.
Rusher happy out in the country"
what was the matter?"
"She cried day and night over the adj
Refreshments of the big bargain sales
that were going on in town. chicago
Record.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20

Mrs. Wiggles Was that good box
of cigars, Ephraim. that | brought you
for your birthday
Mr.. Wiggles (craftily)-I never saw
a better box.-Somerville journal
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20

Tommy (inquiringly Mamma, is
this hair oil in this bottle?
Mamma-Mercy, mol That's glue.
Tommy (nonchalantly) That's why
/ can't get my hat oif.-Golden News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
Not the Only one.

Higbee-There goes a man who is the
victim of wonderful hallucination.
Robbins-What is it?
Higbee-He thinks he is a poet
Town Topics.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
The FoundatIons 81 SORROW.

The works of art seem fiat and stale.
All nature is q bore
Existence is a sorry tale
And bitter to the core.
Gloom blasts the buds that hope would
fetch,
And, take it all in all.
Life is a fizzle to a wretch
With shoes a size too small.
Il, w RulIetin
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
Summer Colds

Summer Colds or Hay Fever, Rose
Cold, or Rose Catarrah, are prevented
and cured BY Dir. Humphreys spe-
ellie y. For sale by all druggists-25
cents.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
A Quiet Wedding.

Clergyman married a deaf and
dumb couple yesterday.
Reporter-All right. I'll say it was a
quiet wed' ng. -Tit-Bits
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
worked m ono case ANYWAY.

QUIZ say, now, do you really be-
lieve that ignorance is bliss?
FIJI don't know. You seem to be
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
mo nInlnmacv az Lnve.

How did Blinkers so easily win Miss
Goldmore's hearth"
'He sent her IS roses on her 81 birth
hay. Tit Bits.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
AIrnnat a Hint.

He-I always pay as go.
She-TI hen why tarry? You don't
owe me nything.-Town Topics.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
Human MIXTURE.

A man who loves a maid with all his heart
May yet for other maids reserve a part;
A maid who loves her lover passing well,
VIII follow even to the gates of hell.
-Tt.11th
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
SIary's Idea.

Mary bought a little wheel:
1t wabbled so at random
She gave II up and coaxed man
To haul her on a tandem.
Chicago Record.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20

as she still of tender years?"
Thirty"
That's tough. Detroit Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
LamentahIx Iennrant.

kitty, don't you think men are aw-
fully smart to understand politics as
they do?
why, men aren't smart at all. I
never saw one yet who knew what cut
bias meant. Chicago Record.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
Bad Management.

The lightning-bug IS brilliant,
But he hasn't any mind:
He bhlnders through existence
With his headlight on behind
Chicago Record
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20

Miss Stinger-Well. you needn't ccm-
plain; every woman chooses her own
husband, you know.
Mr.. Nipper-Yes, the only trouble is
she doesn't always get hm.-Truth.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-08-20
A STRONG CONVERSATIONS.

BoodIet-What business do you in
tend to start your son in, George?
De Burn-Well, l think I'll let him be
doctor.
Boodlet-Goodi Then I'll make my
con an undertal1er.-N Y. Herald.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1896-05-30
The Dog THAT Cot the Duoks.

A good story is told Of hunters from
Washington who went TO the coast OF
North Carolina to shoot ducks.
There were six men in the party,
and they had three dogs with them
They hunted in couples, each two hay
ing dog. Shooting was good, and from
each Of the six couples the sound Of
guns being fired notified their friends
Of their success, for they were only
short distance apart
Each couple was somewhat indig.
nant, because whenever duck fell their
own dog failed to get it, one dog seem.
ing TO secure almost every one Of the
wild fowl
AT luncheon time they all came To-
gether.
well. what lucksn was the general
greeting.
Elegant, but your dog got our
ducks, : was the universal response.
Then they looked at each other.
while from out the little bay glided q
skiff loaded with ducks, in the forward
end Of which sat the dog which had
gathered them in. Washington Star.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1896-05-30
Ex-Governor. of New Mexico.

Ex-Governor Lew Wallace has attain
ed enduring fame-and more money
than he knows what to do with--as the
author of 1.-THE Fair God, " BEN Hur''
and 1.-THE Prince of India Ex-Governor
William q. Ritch is prosperous stock
grower and ranchman in southern New
Mexico; Ex-Governor Lionel A. Sheldon
ranks high as lawyer, journalist and
politician at Los Angeles; Ex-Governor
Edmund G. Ross is most usefully en-
ployed in disseminating timely litera-
ture in the interest of New Mexico as
secretary Of the bureau Of immigration
and is likely soon to create sensation
in national politics by the publication
Of his forthcoming history Of the An
drew johnson impeachment trial from
the standpoint of one of the senatorial
participants therein; Ex-Governor L.
Bradford Prince is improving and beau
tifying his Espanola fruit farm, writing
for the press, championing the cause Of
the white metal ON the lecture platform.
Santa Fe New Mexican.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1896-05-30
The Future of the south.

The south is large 1t yet remains
thinly peopled and practically undeysl-
oped. Great as has been the industrial
advance made, considerable as appears
the present immigration movement,
they but family foreshadow the develop
ment now at hand. If so much has been
done in the last 80 years under such dis
advantages and practically unaided by
immigration, what may we not expect
when that rich tide which has created
the empire states of the northwest is
turned Ill even greater volume south
ward? Only the marvellous growth of
the great west itself can guide the i'm
agination in attempting the forecast,
and even that must be surpassed
To the south unquestionably belongs
the future. In such ar expansion of its
population and wealth as even single
generation has witnessed in the west,
its race problem must vanish, even
though the emigration of the blacks
should cease. Sectional lines must be
blotted out and south and north merged
in the indivisible Union, which is iden-
tity of interest and conditions, as well
as Of blood, Of language AND Of history.
The people Of the south are ready for
this, the more perfect Union, the pro-
phetic spirationn-never the attain
ment-of the fathers. Louisville, Chat
tanooga and Atlanta have spoken our
feeling 1t but remains for the people
of the north TO come and share all the
wonder that shall be- Forum.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1896-05-30
THUS is AHoNoRp MAINTAINED.
Details of an Awful Combat Between 6
Prince and Playwright.

The Prince de Sagan, believing that
he recognized in a character in La
Meute, the new play at the Renaissance
in Paris, resemblance to himself, chal-
lenged NJ. Abel Hermant, the author.
The duel was fought in the park at St.
Ouen on the 18th inst, and is thus de-
scribed by lie Temps:
The Prince de Sagan was the first
to ahght from his carriage. He raised
his hat as NJ. Abel Hermant and his
seconds appeared. At the same time all
hats were dotted in the group of those
present. The seconds measure out 90
PAGES and at each limit fix stakes, near
which the combatants take their places.
Both are in black from head to foot.
wearing long overcoats buttoned ND to
the chin, with black scarfs concealinR
the neck. The slight and thin silhouette
of nj. Hermant seems to offer a less easy
target than the tall, broad shouldered
form of the prince, whose white head,
moreover, forms, so to speak, good
mark.
In spite of the sun, which is shining
brightly enough at this moment, the
air is very fresh. A cold wind stirs the
grass round the two men and moves the
skirts of their overcoats.
THE preliminaries Of the combat are
very brief. The Comte de Dion takes
from their box the pistols loaded by
employees of Gastine Renette, and.
standing between the two combatants,
reminds them that they are to fire after
the word of command, Feup and that
they may aim until he has counted
aloud, I'm, deux, troisl' Then he hands
them the weapons, returns to his post
as directeur de combat, and in clear
tones says; Gentlemen, kindly cock
your pistols
There is click, and then: Gentle
men, are you ready? Fire One, two,
threeP M. Abel Hermant is the first to
fire, almost Immediately after the word
'Feup the Prince de Sagan between
'Deux' and 'Trois. The two black sill
houettes stand still in front of each 9th.
er. M. de Dion takes from them their
pistols, returns them loaded weapons,
and the second exchange of shots en-
sues. preceded by the same word of COM
mand This time the two opponents
wait until the word 'Trois' aiming
carefully. Neither of them, however, is
hit
"All is over Their friends press
about them to shake hands Only the
seconds bow, and the two parties then
quit the ground. New York Times.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14
BfBLfoTECA DE"LA DEMOCRACIA )

Sin embargo, verse en- la ckrcel .ly acusa-
do de ladr6n! -.
No tengais cuidado: una vez probada
su inocencia, en- lugar de encontrarse aislado,
tsndrA muchos amigos Vos por de contado,
Y, sobre todo, una madre amsds de quien Sc
le separ6 en- la infancia.
-lSu madre STiene madre?
ST Imaginad cual no sera su gozo
cuando vuelva a yer un hjo que erela per-
dido, absnelto va de Ia acusaci6n que contra
81 Sc ha formulado! Por ESQ os decfa CON
raz6n que esta cercano ell fin de sus penas.
No 10 hableis de su madre: os confio el
creto en- vista de 10 cue os interesais por Ger
mku Y no quiero mezolar la menor inquietud
por su suerte con Ell afecto que le profesais.
--Graoias, senior Rodolfo; vivid seguro
de que guardare Ell secreto.
Y "Alegria" continue leydndo la earta
de German
"Si gustais, seflorita, echar una ojeada
estOs apuntes os convencereis de que he sido
muy desgraciado toda mi vida, exceptuando
La epoca que pase vuestro lados Lo que
jamAs me hubiera atrevido 8 deciros, 10 We
rels escrito en- una especle de memoria rotu-
lada: U1ascos dsGs feEsces de nat UidG.
"Casi todas las noches al dejar vuestra
companfa, consignaba los sentimisntos que me
lnspiraba vu9stro afecto, pues era 10 dnico que
suavizaba las penas de mi vida. Lo que en-
vnestro concepto era amistad, era amor en- ell
mfo. Mi suerte era tan desgraciads que ja-
mas os hubiera revelado este sentimiento, ell
cual, aunque sincere, Y profundo hubiera aci-
barado vuestra felicidad,
"Restame pediros una gYacia, que espero
me concedereis. He visto ell valor admirable
con que trabajais, el orden la cordura que
Sc necesita para vivir con ell nn6dico salario
que gankis con tanto trabajo. He temblado
q veces sin decfroslo, al eoDsiderar que una
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14

acept6 francamente; desde entonces vivi-
mos como companeros. La verdad, senor
Rodolfo, ahora os 10 puedo confesar: me
hubiera disgustado que German me diJese,
como los otros, que estaba enamorado de mi.
y sno os llamaba la atenci6n su sllen-
cio2
ST; mas erefa que la causa era su triste-
y 5no os desagradaba tristezs2
No tenfa otro defecto -dijo sencilla-
mente Ia grsseta as-pero ahora 10 discuipo
atm me pesa hab6rseIo hschado en-
En- primer lugar. porque ahora sabeis
que tenfa motivos para andar triste; y luego,
porque estais segnra de que os amaba, pesar
de su tristeza; quo verdad?
-Es verdad; sno os parece, senior Ro-
dolfo, que debe alegrarsele & uno el coraz6n
de ser amada por IN joven tan buenoG
" quizs correspondents IN dia 8 ese
amor.
-iCaramba, sef1or Rodoifo, es una ten
taoi6ni z luego el pobre Gsrman es tan dig
no de lkstimai Me pongo su lugar: sn-
pongamos, por ejemplo, que en- el momeuto
en- que 70 me creyeae abandoDada despre-
ciada de todo ell mundo, viniese cons0lar-
me una persona amiga con mas ternura de 10
que 70 ssperaba.-Dsspnss de IN ratio de 81
lencio di6 IN suspiro "Alegrla"' v ailadi6:
-Por otro lado, somos tan pobres los
dos, que aeaso nos tendrfa euenta- Ia YER
dad, sefior Rodolfo, no qaiero pensar en- este,
poroue pnede ser que me engaTfs. Lao cier-
TO es que hare por Germas TODD 10 que Pue-
da fnientras estuviera en- La cArcel; enando
salga de- ella vsre si es amor amlStad 10 qne
ie tengo; u es amor, s1ue 10 harem0ss ye-
cino? Entonces. sera amor. Zero hasta
que llaguo ese caso, no me gustaria saber
que oarIa me habfs de qnedar. Mss SO Ss
haeieDdo tards, sefaor Rodolfo, y seris bien
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14
CORRESPONDENCE PARTICULAR

Sr. don z. 0. G., Afasco. Reciba 81 es-
timada del 10, oueda cumplimentada. Le
abonamos los veinte pesos del billete y hoy
lie remitimos la novels, que interesa Ora
eias sus 6rdenes,
Sr. don z. r. &, Maysg1ez -Sentimos
no poder complacerle en- 10 que solioita Yea
10 que decimos hoy en- la seccion NoticsdS
reapecto al particular. LIE devolgemos las
p8ginas.
sr don E. O. G, Hnmacao. -Se le remi
ten hoy por correo el primer tomo de Los
M,tertos de Parts.
sr. don F. F. O., Vega bajs.- Recibida So
grata la letra por diez pesos seis esntsvos.
la ALLOWANCES & su estimada cuenta. Muy
sgradscidos us gaDerosas frases. FL nj
nero que manifesto hsber faltado ehf foe
despachado oDortunsmente.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14
Los MIgrER1Os DE PARIS

que jantaseis papeles mientras popgo en-
un 10 su ropa blanca All me olvidaba
la bolsita en- que esta la corbata color naran-
ia que le d. IAquf esth1 lOh, mirad que
bolsita tan linda Y tan bien bordada! iPo-
bre Germanl La gaardaba como una reli-
quia 49,. Me acuerdo bien de Ia Ultima vez
que SO la puse de cuando Sc la d1. iCuanto
me 10 agradeciol
Llamaron en- a9uel momento q Ia puerta
del cuarto.
-2Qui6n9-pregunt6 Rodolfo.
-Ouisiera yer g. madama Mathieu-res-
pondi6 una voz.
Rodolfo creY6 conocer esta voz; eogi6 Ia
luz dirigi6se hacia la puerta Sc halo fren-
t6 frente con uno de los parroquianos de ia
tasca de La ''Pelona", & quien oonoci6 desde
luego por las huellas que el vicio habfa i'm
preso fsonomia Imberbe y juvenil: era
"Barbill6n", ell fngido eochero que habta
conducido al Maestro de Escuela' la
"Lechnzsn al camino houdo de Boaqueval, el
asesino del marido de Ia lechera que habfa
insurreccionado contra Ia tsGulilabaora" los
labradores de la quinta de Bonneville.
va fnese porque sqnel miserable Sc ha-
bfa olvidado de Ia fsonomfa de Rodolfo, 4
quien solo habfa yisto una ven ea las tsscss
de Ia sPelona", bien que 81 .raie distinto
no le permitiese reconoeer ai venoedor del
"Churiador', 10 manifesto al verlo In menor
sorpresa-
-xQa6 quer6isY-le pregunt6 Rodoifo.
-Traigo ana carla para madama Matthew,
quiero entregarsela en propia mano--coI-
test6 tBarbill6D.n
No viva aqui prognntad entrenfe.
-Gracias, amigo: me dflefon ia ~
quierda, he equlyoeado
Rololfo no se soordsha del nomhre de
la eorredora de diamantes, que Morel colo
habla pronuneiaao nna dos yeess, = no t.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14

enfermedad causada por IN trabsio excesi
vo podri2 reduciros una situaci6n espantosa.
Tengo une satisfaction al pensar que me es
dado ahorraros 10 menos una gran parte de
los tormentos, acaso hbraros de la miseria,
que felzmente no preve6is en- vuestra mo
cente juventud."
-2Que quiere decir, senor Rodolfo9-
pregunt6 asombrada ALGERIA"
Continual, va veremos.
"Bien sc 10 POGO que necesitAis para vi
viz de cusnta utildad os serfa, en- 6pocas
adversas, la mas pequena suma: soy pobres
mas fuerza de economic he ahorrado mil
quinientos frances, que he puesto en- casa de
un banquero, Y es TODD 10 que poseo. Por mi
testamento, que hallarefs an este legajo, me
tomo la Hbertad de legaroslos: admitidlos CO.
mo de an amigo, de un buen hermauo que no
existe."
-iAh, se6or Redolfol-exclam6 "Ale
grfa' prorrumpiendo en- copioso ll8nto dan
do la carta al prfncipe.-I Dios miol que ma
la me ponen estas eosasi fPobre Gsrmkni
Ipenssr asI en- mi suerte, en- la que me podfa
suceder! iAh! lqne coraz6a, Dios nfoi iqu6
buen coraz6n
-iHombre honrado = generoso-excla-
mo Rodofo conmovido--Pero serenaos, hija
mfu. German no Ia muerto, gxacias al cielo,
este testamento anticipate sevvlra para
probaros cuanto os amaba cuanto os anna
todavfa.
-iY cuando pienso, senior Rodolfo-
contest6 "Aiegria eniugkndose los oios,-
que nunca Sc 10 conoci f. sefor Girand6 y
el sefor Cabri6n, en- los primeros tiempos de
nuestra veclndad, me hablaban eiempre de
81 passion infamada", como ellos decian ]
pero vlendo que no sacaban NADIA hmpio,
dejaron de decirme esas cosas. German, por
Ell oontrario, ac me habl6 nunea de amores.
Cuando le propuse que faaseEnos amigos
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14
INFORMACION DEL DIA
EN- BARCELONA

| Han lido puestos en- Hbertsd los repnbli-
| canos detenidos por tenor de que alteraseE
/ el orden oil embarcar las tropas para Cuba
ContinGan presos el sefior Estevanes, ex
ministro republican,, Y el sesor Anton.
ii N salido de este puerto para Filipinas
1. 800 soldados.
DINERO
Han conferencisdo largamente 81 senor
CaDovas, II Marques de Oomillas m re
presentante de la casa RoIhschild. en Paris
Creese que en- dicha entrevista ouedsron
echadas las bases para IN gran empire tito,
que fscihte al gobierno los medios de steD-
der al fomento de la escuadra T los gastos
de la guerra.
EN- Ell ARSENAL DE LA OARRAOA
al ser botado al aqua al orucero Prfnceso
de Asta6rios SO roInpio uua amarra, hirien-
do de rechezo 4 dos operarios.
Sc descoDffa de salvarles
OTRo oRUOERo
Fl nuevo que Sc copstruye en- el Ferrol
Ilevara ell nombre de "Rsioa Regente', Gu
torres
''CRAOp
Ha hecho suspension de psgos en- Nueva
York Ell banco Union Oomercial.
La Quiebra SO considers frsudulenta.
En- los libros aparece IN desfalco de IN
million de dollars.
vARIAs NOTICIAs
FL Czar su esposa han llegado Copen-
hague; Ia reception que SO les hizo fz6 ex
plendida.
Ell dia diez. por La ms1ana, fondearon
en- ell puerto de Is Habana los vapores ''BEe
nos Aires" 'SaDtander"
Las tropas que eonducfan su horde fue-
ron recibidas con grandes muestras de en-
tusiasmos.
Durante la travesfa el primero de dichos
sRfrio m temporal Que le pro-
dujo algunas 8verfas sin importaucia que
ocssiono la mnerre & m soldado, resultando
heridcs otros seis
SIGUE LA TREMOLINA
Rn ell foso Laureles de la Caba6a fu6 pasa-
do por las srmss ell insurgente Luis PairoI. |
Ha iugresado en- los cslsbozos del referido
castillo ell titulado jefe de E tado Mayor de
los insurrectos, que nos referiamos el ST
oado.
HACIA LA PENINSULA
En- ell vapor correo, que procedente de la
Hsbapa debe hacer escala, hoy Il, 81 Ia Ga
pital, marchan la metropon, en- calidad de
el general Albert el sefor Acos-
ia, ayudante del Marques de Ahumada.
Tambi6n van deportsdos algunos laboran-
bes Y varios ntros conspiradores.
LTBRE
Don Enrique Lamas, reducido d prisi6n
por sospechoso, ha euedado en- hbertad.
QUEM AZON
El cabecilia Delgado pegd fuego en Bal
noa d la fnca s'Lealtad", OarrlIIo hizo 10
nismo en- Pinar del Rio con algunas ran
cheriss.
DINAMITA
Cerca de z ,mblszo hicieron descarrilar los
nsurrectos IN tren por medic de una bonn
oa.
Quedaron heridos algunos enpleados; J
sontasos IN Official Y varios soldados.
e. enemigo sufrio cuatro bajas.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14
ULTIMA H0RA
Nuestro active corresponsal en San Juan
nos telegrafia 10 que sigue
stOapital, Septiembre Il 945.
DEM0CRACIA-Ponce.

Anoche el Oomit6 Autononista de esta
Oiudad ofreci6 IN brillsnte obsequio en- ell
ssHotel Inglaterra. los sefIores Brioso. Ma
tienzo, Degetau Mufioz Rivera.
La mesa servida coR exquisite gusto.
Asistian N uchos correligionarios Sc pro
nnnciaron elocuentes diseursos, Degetau.
FarDandez Juncos, Brios0, We've, Sanchez
Morales, MatieIzo, R9ssy, Cuevas, BaTboss
Y Vale Atiles. Mufoz Rivera hablo dos
veces, pero no me toca juzgarlo CT Pats
insertars la resefis del banquete, en- que rel
no IN entusissmo ardentisimo.
We've, Degetau, Jnncos y Matienzo raya
ron como oradores grsnds a1tura.
La Oomisi0n Sc despidio aver tarde del
General Marin. encontrando en- la residen
cia del primer Magistrate del pals frases de
aliento simpstia.
La entrevista duro cercs de dos horas en-
que Sc debati6, con irreprechables formas,
nuestros problema politico.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-09-14

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