Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-09-04
IN THE HEATER PIPE.
THE RETIRED BURGLAR RELATES EiS
MOST SINGULAR EXPERIENCE.

MOST SINGULAR EXPERIENCE.
He Had an Elegant Lay Out of Wedding
Presents at Hts Mercy when He Made
an Unfortunate step-In tts End He
Made Contribution to the Collection.
"In house that 1 was looking over
in town up the state ono night, said
the retired burglar, II came across
something that / never struck but that
once in all my experience, strange as it
may seem, and that was lot of wed
ding presents, all just as they were ar
ranged for display. When turned my
lamp into tho room, 1 wished I had
brought horse and wagon; there was
good deal Of it that wouldn't have
been of any earthly use to me. but it
seemed pity to leave any of it behind.
But if L couldn't carry it all off. could
have the fun Of picking. and started
to look the things over. They were ar
ranged on tables and chairs and on the
floor around ON three sides of the room;
on the side opposite to the side that l
had come in at, and on the sides to the
right and left; Running around those
three sides in sort of irregular order
On tho side where l was there were
few chairs. thought I'd start in on
the left and work around to the right.
and started from the door and had
gone about three steps when 1 went
down through the floor, as it seemed to
me, but what 1 had really done was to
step down through an open register.
suppose somebody must have dropped
something down through it and have
taken it out to get it and forgot to put
it back.
"There was wire screen under the
register over tho pipe opening to keep
things from dropping down tho pipe,
but it was very fine light wire, and it
didn't stop me at all; 1 just slid down
into the pipe, pushing that along undor
my feet When dropped into the pipe,
had been facing to the left; in some
way rs went down got skewed around
so that when got down as far as I did
go was facing to the front that is,
toward tho center Of the room. The
pipe didn't go straight down, but with
curve. had thrown up my hands as
L hNIn hONhf anu GuBBOoG A AniEnN
have gone plumb to the furnace if 1
hadn't clutchod at the edge Of the regis
ter opening and hung ON. A minute be-
fore ] was going to take my pick of a
roomful; now where was l?
I had startc2 across tho room carry
ing my toolbag in one hand and my
lamp in tho other. The shock when L
went down had shaken tho bag out of
my hand, but had held on to my lamp,
! though it was lying on its side row
with my fingers clutching through the
handle. The falling of the toolbag and
the striking of tho lamp on the floor
and the scraping of the wire gauze
down through the tin pipe must have
nado all together a good deal of noise,
and l expected every minute to hear
somebody moving about up stairs and
coming down to haul me out, but no.
| body did come, and l set my lamp up
straight, and after I'd waited a minute
or two more I started to see if 1 could
haul myself out.
'As l lay in the pipe my head was
below tho level of the 1oor; by great
effort l could raise myself so that the
upper half of my head was above the
opening, but no higher; there was no
room for play; when 1 got that high, l
found myself with my elbows close to
my body and fairly wedged into the
pipe; couldn't get any higher.
l let myself down again, and after
awhile I pulled myself up again. and
held on by one hand and held up the
lamp and swung it round on the things.
Then let myself down again, and won
dered what was going gto'do. 1t wasn't
only uncomfortable there in the posi-
tion | was in, it was mighty hot and
unpleasant every way. If l let go, 1
| didn't know but that I'd slide down
against the furnace, and, of course, /
couldn't stand it for an indefinite length
of time, and when I'd been in the pipe
l should imagine about two hours,
made up my mind that wouldn't try
to stand it any longer; I'd got to come
out some time, and Knight just as we'll
come out then; in fact. better, for while
the chances Of my getting away at all
wore mighty small. they would be bet
ter at night than they would DO in the
daytime.
$50 made up my mind TO kick ON
the pipe and wake up the house and
have the thing settled. So l kicked
once, twice, and then kicked again !;
and by snakes kicked the pipe open
at my feet. There was joint there, and
I'd kicked it apart, and the sections 1
was in sagged down with my weight,
and l slid out ON the cellar floor. The
sagging down Of that part Of the pipe
detached it from the part above and it
fell ON the cellar floor alongside Of me-
That made noise enough TO wake every
body up; there couldn't DO any doubt
about that
Il went out by tho same cellar win
that 1 came in by. 1t was the first
Think IL over.