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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Easily Managed,

Dramatic Critic-If 1T is agreeable to
you, Ill take my vacation next week.
Editor-What about Monday nights
criticisms? ...
Dramatic Critic-I'll fix up paragraph
for each theater to the effect that the plot
was hackneyed and the acting simply be-
meath contcmpt.-New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.

We are anxious to do little good In
this world and can think of no pleasanter
or better way to do it than by recon-
mending One Minute Cough Cure az a
preventive of pneumonia, consumption
and other serious lung troubles that fol-
low neglected colds. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

1t would be hard to convin, 20 man
suffering from bilious collie that his agony
is due to microbe with an unpronounc-
able name. DeWitt's Collie and Cholera
Cure will convince him of it's power to
afford instant relief. 1t kills pain. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
The Limit.

"Er-are you sure that the minister
used the expression 'as probable as icy
sidewalks in JulyT"
Eyes; July was the word he used.
Surely you would not expect man of his
profession to use any warmer languagoY"
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
No Mistake.

Lady-Aheml There seems to be some
mistake. advertised for French maid.
Applioant-No mishtake, mum. It's a
Frinch maid Owe been fer foive months,
as the six ohildher OF attinded can tell
yez.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Eli Hill, Lumber City, Pa, writes: 81
have been suffering from piles for twenty
five years an thought my case incurable.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve was recon-
mended to me as pile cure, so bought
box and it performed permanent cure"
This is only one of thousands of similar
cases. Eczema, sores and skin diseases
yield quickly when it is used. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
A Lightning Change.

Mizzle-How did you happen to join the
Independent rifles?
Fizzle-To avoid jury duty.
Mizzle-They tell me you resigned just
as soon as there was prospect of war.
Fizzle-That was because l felt con-
yinced no good citizen should shirk the
demands Of the jury box. - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Bacon-l see Burrows has got on to that
new style Of Handwriting with the hands
elevated to the top of the head
Egbert-Yes; we'll, there's one good
feature about lit keeps his hands far
Their from your pockets. -Yonkers States
man,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Notice for Publication,
Desert land, final proof.
IJN1TED STATEa LAND 0FrYu,
Santa Fe, N, NJ, June ~, 1896. (

Santa Fe, N, NJ, June ~, 1896. :
Notice is hereby given that O. Leon
Allison, of Santa Fe. N. NJ, has filed
notice of intention to make proof on his
desert-land claim No. $40, for the Sc u of
NV a, and lot 3, section 3, tip Is n, 8 9,
before the register or receiver, at Santa
Fe. N. NJ, on Saturday, the 18th day of
July, 1896.
He names the following witnesses to
prove the complete irrigation and re-
clamation of said land:
Matthias ]. Maggie, Nievos Romero, JEFF
ferson Hill, Diego Gonzales, of Santa Fe,
N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Oh, when the coming woman comes,
With her new-fangled notions,
Will she discard her hairpins and
Her identifying lotions?
Will she use her husbands razor, and
Likewise lay down the law to him?
And, if her names Jemima, will
She modify it unto Jimr
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
His Proposal.

Bert can't think of marriage just yet
You know I'm not rich
Angelina-What difference does that
maker
Bert-None, providing you are.-Rox-
bury Gazette.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

They have a regulation at the Penge
Free Library by which any member
wanting particular book, and the same
not being in, can, by paying penny,
secure the next turn, and On the book
coming in, the librarian sends him d
notification per post card.
A member wanted one Of Jepson's
works, and deposited his penny in the
usual way, and received card in due
course of time. The member is mar.
ried man, and his wife took in the card.
This lie how it read:
Mr.--ls informed that The Girl He Left
Behind Him is now at the library, and
will be retained for him until Thursday
morning.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
What They win Say.

Miss Frostique-I would never get mar.
ried in leap year because every body would
say that had done the proposing.
Miss Caustique-Don't let that deter
you. They will say that anyway. Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
You were never married, I believe"
"No; was never married"
tTho%Se o;prrlov ;.oSA - ~,

N.Y. Was uoVoT mdETl6u.
"That's singular, isn't itf"
"No; not at all. You see, when I first
fell in love I said to myself, I'll marry
her or none.'"
"Why, didn't you marry her, then?"
"Well, you see, after I had become
better acquainted with her, said to my
self, T'll marry none rather than her.
Since that I've got along very we'll with
none."
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Curt.

"Your daughter loves me-" insisted the
impecunious youth, land you refuse to let
her have husband of her own choosing
yet you say you would deny her nothing?"
THAT, said the old man grimly lis
exactly what am doing. Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Notice for Publication.
Small Holding Claim No. 27Ss.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
June az, 1896. !
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on August s, 1896, viz:
Juan Ortiz for the tract in secs % and 80,
tip 16 n,r8e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session for twenty years next preceding
the survey of the township, viz: German
Pine, Nasario Gonzales, Antonio Bnsta-
mantle, Bartolo Rael, all of Romero, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Alpine Slang.

Let u.s.
The ice king chuckled.
"have q ball on the house!'
Steered by his spirit hand, the bowlder
In the van Of the avalanche shattered the
Alpine cottage.-New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Hicks: You don't seem to admire Dix
particularly. Wicks: No; travelled with
hime once 1000 miles.
Hoax: Egley's pretty we'll fixed, isn't
he? Joax: Well, he's making more
money.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

"Martha, dost thou love mes" said a
Quaker.
"Why, Seth, we are commanded to love
one another"
"Ah, Martha, but dost thou feel what
the world calls lover"
"Ihardly know what to tell thee, Seth. I
have tried to bestow my love upon all,
but sometimes thought that perhaps
thou vast getting more than thy share"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
The Considerate Brother.

''Here, Johnnie, what do you mean by
taking Fannie's cake away from her9''
Johnnie Chatfie-But, ma, didn't you
always tell me that 1 must take my sis
ter's part?-Texas Sitter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Persons who have coughing spell
every night, on account of TICKLING SEN
sation in the throat, may overcome it at
once by dose of One Minute Cough Cure.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

middle-aged woman was wandering
about the quay the other day, eating a
banana as she went, when one of the po-
lice officials on duty there felt that it
would be the right thing to ask her;
"Are you looking for your husband,
ma'am?'
"Nozur" she promptly responded.
"Excuse me, but l thought you might
be-"
ooh, I'll excuse you, but you've got
hold of the wrong woman"
"How ma'am?"
"WhY, I've had three, and two died and
the other run away. Oh, mol amt look
ing for no husband. You've got mo MIXED
up with somebody else.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Pass the good word along the line
Piles can be quickly cured without an
operation by simply applying DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Pure blood means good health. De-
Wits Sarsaparilla purities the blood
cures eruptions, eczema, scrofula and al
diseases arising from impure blood
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Nothing Occult.

Hargreaves-I had an uncle who knew
n week before the exact day and hour he
was to die.
Ferry-Who told him, the sheriff.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Without any disparagement to the sun,
says the advertisement of large grocery
house in the Rue Montmartre, our sper-
macett candles are the best light ever in
vented.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

"Wake up, Jacob, day is breaking" so
said DeWitt's Little Early Rsers to the
man who had taken them to arouse his
sluggish liver. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

TOMMY thought you couldn't talk,
Mr.. Staylatei
Mr.. Staylate-What made you think 80
Tommyf
Tommy-Well, sister says she's been
waiting all winter for yon to say some.
thing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Mamma, were those stories Uncle
George was telling US about big fishes he
caught fairy stories? I don't know, my
child; I wasn't listening, but I imagine
they we're,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Ethel, my dear, must deprecate your
choice of language. 1t is necessary in
this intellectual age to use slang?
You bet it is, mother, if you want to be
understood.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Mothers will find Chamberlain's Cough

Mothers will find Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy especially valuable for Group and
whooping cough. 1t will give prompt
relief and is safe and pleasant. We have
sold it for several years and it has never
failed to give the most perfect satisfac-
tion.-G. W. Richardson, Duquesne, Pa.
Sold at Ireland's Pharmacy.
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toms drug store.
PROPOSALS FOR SUBSISTENCE
STORES-Ofiice Purchasing Commissary
of Subsistence, Denver, Colo, June 10,
1S96.-Sealed proposals, in duplicate, will
he received here until II O'Clock a. M,
July 10, 1896, and opened in presence of
bidders, for furnishing the Subsistence
Department, U. s. Army, on or before
August /, 1896, as may be required, with
ZIG pounds pure Chilli Colorado Pepper,
put up in half-pound tin cans, with nova
BILE tops, six pounds packed in box,
boxes strapped, delivered in Denver, Colo.
Preference given to article of domestic
production or manufacture, quality and
price being equal. Right is reserved to
reject any or all bids. Information furn-
ished on application. Envelopes contain
ing proposals should be marked "Pro-
posals for Subsistence Stores, July 10,
1885," and addressed W. L. Alexander,
Capt, G. s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

HE doctor may be a
good old man, but
even so, medical ex-
aminations and the
" local application I"
treatment are abhor-
rent to every modest
woman. They are
lembarrassing-often
useless. They should
|not be submitted to
until everyt h n g
else has been
tried. In nine cases
out of ten, there is
no reason for them.
In nine cases out of
ten, the doctor in
general practice isn't
competent to treat
female diseases
They make a branch
of m e dicine by
themselves. They
are distinct from
OF h er all m e nts.
They can be prop
erly understood and
treated only by one
who has had years
of actual practice
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Experience Teaches.

Salvino Amfat with deep feeling)-And
l have been billed to star here for three
nights !-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29

Do you lack faith and love healthP Let
us establish your faith and restore your
health with DeWitt's Sarsaparilla. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-29
Health DESTROYING yapors.

Water impregnated with the seeds OF
malaria, produce incalculable misery
throughout vast portions of the North
and South American continents. The
most effective medicinal defence against
these producers of physical mischief is
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Wherever
the great endemics, chills and fever,
bilious remittent, dumb ague and ague
cake are prevalent, the Bitters is alike the
chosen preventive and remedy. In Mexico,
Guatemala. on the Isthmus of Panama
and in South America, no less than in the
United States, it has demonstrated it's
superlative efficacy, and has received the
commentator of the medical profession.
1t remedies rheumatic, kidney and stom-
ACHE ailments, nervousness and debility,
and counteracts tendency to premature
decay and the troubles attendant upon
advancing years. Appetite and the ability
to sleep are both aided by it. Use it with
persistence, as it we'll deserves to be used,
and the trial will avail you much.
"The crane, who was wading in the
water to take the rheumatism out of his
legs, remarked to the river:
"I hope you are well, but your face
looks swollen
"Sure,' said the river. I've not been
out of my bed for six months
'Do not let me detain you if you were
about to rise, said the crane.
"Thank you,' said the river. Il am
better, though not up to the mark-high-
water mark
"'In for little sport, eh?' laughed the
crane; going to try to break the bank eh p
"Cert,' said the river; but l see you
are ready for high water
"As howl" asked the crane.
"Setup on piles and the river chuokled.
"Thats fair said the crane, but 1 shall
put III long bill for damages, all the
same And he wandered up the stream
looking for another sucker"
If it required an annual outlay of 800
to insure family against any serious
consequences from an attack of bowel
complaint during the year there are many
who would feel it their duty to pay it;
that they could not afford to risk their
lives and those of their family for such
an amount. Anyone can get this insur-
ance for rs cents, that being the price of
bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. In almost every
neighborhood some one has died from an
attack of bowel complaint before medi-
cine could be procured or physician
summoned. One or two doses of this
remedy will cure any ordinary case. 1t
never fails. Can you afford to take the
risk for so small an amounts For sale
Mt Ira1andsa phormooy
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
BASE BALL BRIEFS.

The North Side clubs of the Anthra-
cite league won by large scores yester-
day. At Milnesville the Travellers came
out ahead, IA to .; at McAdoo the Fear
nots had a walk-oyer, 35 to 5, and at
Lattimor the home club defeated the
Athletics, Is to 5.
"Kid" Jordan, formerly pitcher for
Hazleton ball club, has been signed by
Philadelphia, and is expected to make
his debut in the National league tomor-
row. Keencr has done good work since
he signed with the Phillics.
Drfton Fearnots play at Mauch
Chunk on August 5. The Tigers play
two games at Carbon's county seat on
August 10.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
COMMITTEE MEETS.
Endorses Chicago Platform and Fixes
Date for Convention.

Tho Democratic county committee
met at Wllkesbarrc on Friday to fix
the time and place for the next county
presided, with T. C. Mutually and K. r.
Van Horn as secretaries. After consid-
cradle discussion it was agreed to hold
the county convention on Tuesday,
August 25, and the primaries on Satur-
day, August 30.
John NJ. Garman offered the following
resolution which was unanimously
adopted:
Resolved, That this committee heartily en-
dorses the platform of principles us promul-
gated by the national Democratic convention
at Chicago, and we hereby ratify the nomina-
tion of Honorable William J. Bryan for prcsi-
dent of the United States and of the Honor
able Arthur Scwall for vice president.
Judge Rhone offered the following re-
solutions, and they were also adopted:
Resolved, That it is the sense of the Demo-
cratic county committee that loyalty to the
platform and nominees of the national Demo-
cratic convention OF 1886 shall be required of
every delegate demanding seat in the Demo-
cratic county convention this day called and
of every nominee of that convention.
Resolved, That we demand that all the
Democratic presidential electors of this state,
if elected, shall cast their votes for W. j.
Bryan for president and Arthur Scwall for
vice president of the United States.
Another resolution offered by Judge
Rhone was adopted that Democratic
clubs be organized throughout the coun-
ty and that meetings be held to instruct
the people upon the issues of the day.
A vote of thanks was rendered Chair
man McGahren and Secretary Mutually
for their labors in the past campaign.
The meeting was largely attended.
The committee adjourned to meet on
Tuesday, August II, to complete the
preliminary work of arranging for the
convention.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
A Bicycle Race.

Articles of agreement have been sign
cd by Mitchell c. Gallagher and John T.
Danakcr, both of White Haven, to run
II bicycle race from South lIeberton to
White Haven. The race will take place
on Friday afternoon. The start will be
made at 4 o'clock, and the winner will
receive IL purse of $50.
The officials elected to conduct the
race are: Referee, w. II. Wilmer; Judge,
Joseph A. Danaker; time-kceper, Frank
Baetz; judge, Thomas Gallagher; time
keeper, Albert Myers. Joseph Birk-
beck, of Freeland, will be starter. If,
in the opinion of the officials, the wea-
ther is not favorable, the race is to be
postponed.
Both men took part in the road race
here on the Fourth of July, when Gal
laghcr came in first and Danaker second,
with only one second of time between
them. They are speedy whcclmen, and
the race is attracting II lot of attention
among the local cyclists.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27

at Jcanesviile yesterday the organiza-
tion of ladies' societies was given con
siderable attention and committee was
appointed to further the work in this
respect. Nothing of general Importance
was transacted. The election of officers
resulted as follows: President, j. j.
McMenamin, Frceland; secretary, VIM.
O'Donnell, Beaver Brook; treasurer, j.
NJ. Gallagher, IIarleigh board of direc-
tors, John Brogan, Beaver Meadow, and
Patrick Stanield Joanesville. The
next meeting will be held at Hazleton
ON OctOher %
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27

A very important announcement now
comes from Boston, backed by scientific
authority, that DIR. William w. Jacques,
of that city, has found a practical
method of converting the energy of coal
directly into electricity. In public cX-
pertinent DR.. jacques put 100 of his cells
in series, using S pounds of coal in
lSM hours, developing Il current Of 90
volts and l6 amperes, and maintaining
for this period thirty 1G-candle power
lamps at full brilliancy.
His method is the use of electrodes OF
iron and carbon immersed in an electro
lytc of melted caustic soda. The coils
are simply iron pots = inches in dia-
meter and IL inches deep, each contain
ing cylinder or core of carbon.
DR.. Jacques claims to have secured by
this method SO per cent of the thcorcti-
cal efficiency of burning coal, and his
experiments and figures are vouched for
by Prof. Charles II. Cross.
1t this process can be made of practi-
cal commercial value it represents the
greatest single advance in the develop
ment of power since the introduction of
steam. At the present time the finest Of
compound or triple expansion engines
only realize something like - per cent
of the potential energy of coal con-
sumcd. Alta bound DR., Jacques proposes
to Increase this several hundred fold.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27

At Il meeting Of the members of st.
Patrick's Beneficial Society, No. 1903, of
the |. c. b. IT,, held yesterday, the fol-
lowing officers were elected for IL year:
PrcSidont-John II. ODonnell
Vice preSident-Patrick McElwcc.
Financial ecrctary-Thomas Carr.
Recording sccretary-T. A. Buckley.
Treasurer-Condy O. Boyle.
Marshall-JamcS Timonv.
TruStces-Jamos O'Donncll, Patrick
O'Donnell, Patrick Brogan.
Stewards-Thomas Mulhearn, Frank
Brown, Neal Boyle, James Welsh.
The auditors report showed iifty-onc
members in good standing. Last ycal
Sl9o.72 We're paid for benefits, and
S35G.07 are in the hands of the treasurer
at present.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
A Crusade Against Filth,

In accordance with advice received
from the state board of health, the Off
cials of WilkcSbarrc are making con-
certed move against unclean premises
and unsanitary localities which are dis
easc-brecding. The initial step was
taken Friday morning when an Italian
boarding house was raidcd. The four
boarding bosses and about forty-Iivc
boardcrS were arrested.
Mayor Nichols fined each boardcr IS
and costs and the four boarding bosses
$50 each. The mayor then made u
proposition to the boarding bosses that
if they would agree to take four men
each and start in under the direction
of the sanitary officers and scrub the
house from the cellar to the garrct,
disinfect each room and whitc-wash the
basement he would reduce the fines to
$3.50 each. This was agreed upon.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
Gearhart Was Discharged.

Henry Gcarhart, who was arrested
last week on a charge of being impli-
Gated in the shooting of Peter Rein
miller, was discharged at the hearing
before Squire Shovin on Thursday
afternoon. Detective Robert REILLY, of
Hazlcton, who caused his arrest, pro
duced no evidence, except statements
that he heard about town, to sustain the
charge made against Gcarhart. The
attorneys for the defense had the ante
mortem statement made by Reinmiller
before the deputy coroner, and this
said that the dead man believed it was
foreigners who shot him.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
Clergy to Take Up Collections.

Bishop O'Hara has issued an appeal
in behalf of the families of the Twin
shaft victims. After pointing out the
duty of Christian people, he says: 1--WE
therefore direct that collection be
taken up in the parishes of the diocese,
and to this end you will read this cir
cular to your people. We leave to the
reverend clergy the choice of adopting
whatever means they judge best to
promote this work of benevolence.
The proceeds will be forwarded to the
vicar general, Rev. Father Finnen, Pitts
ton ."
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-07-27
To Continue on the Road.

Walter c. Mack, who has been man
ager of Music Hall, Wilkesbarre, for
some months past, has rendered his
resignation and will devote all his time
to giving hypnotic exhibitions. He was
last heard from at Alliance, Ohio. Mrs.
Mack recently broke up housekeeping
and joined her husband. Mack is as
socated in his hypnotic enterprise with
Harry Leavit, late manager of the Nick
elodeon, of that city.