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The climax. [volume] (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1887-1897, 1896-01-22
GATHERED IN GARRARD.
From the Record.

From The Record.
A wedding, which Was somewhat Of a
surprise to our citizens took place at 10
O'Clock "Wednesday morning. The coL-
tracing parties were MIR. W. |. Williams
and Miss Maggie Jennings. The cere-
mony took place at tie home of the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs Henry Clay
trimmings, un Richmond street, and was
said in a beautiful and impressive man
ner by Elder George Guwen, of the
Christian church, The bride is hand
some blonde and hv her lovely manners
and kind disposition has made many
friends and admirers. TIE groom, WIN
* LAWYER OF ability, located in I.ancas-
ter several years ago, having rome from
CampbeIjsviile; the home OF his boy hood.
After the ceremony the coupe left for a
short brida tour. terwhich hey viii re-
turn and take rorms with Mrs. Jennings.
The Record extends hearty congratula
tons
The directors and stockholders of the
National Bark voted Tuesday to reduce
he amount OF capital stock from S25O,OOu
to 500, OOU.
We regret to chronicle the serious i'll
ness of Mr.. VIM. II. Smith. lie is at hi
home. on Lexington street, suffering
from a caIcer, which has been gradually
eating away his lace for several vears
Mr.. Smith Is one OF the oldest business
men in Lancaster, and is widely known
and has large circle of friends.
Dogs got into the sheep fiocks OF Ju6gc
joe Robinson, }. \. Cook and George
Evans Tuesday night, killing several ano
Gripping twenty-five or thirty 20 badly
that they will die. Such wholesale
eiaugIters are enough to discourage far
mers, and some have given Up sheeI
raising altogether on account OF damag,
done 10y worthless dogs.
1t is said that some of those who re
Gently. left this country to seek fortuue
ia the far West have decided TO return
Ii they expect to find better countr,
than old Garrrard, they had as well fol,
their tents and come back. Garrard MAJ
not be over crowded with money, bu
she has tie best people in the world
land don't Won forget it.
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on eaiih. 1 saw her some thee inonil 5
before her death. How beautiful size
looked, slowly passing up the mountain
roads so soon la know her no m re for
ever so she passed on The way TO her
death, that bright summer morning
where, with the voice of birds and the
incense Of all created things, her spirit
asrcnded to lis native skies | could not
pass hv the Old graveyard Of the old
church without once mole visiting the
graves If MANY old friends who have
nom lime To time been buried in that
old country ,hnr,-h yard. Far up in the
,ast end # II e graveyard Is tie grave OF
the youIg lady VIII 81 teauiful appro
priaie hr eruption il bfi fly thus: ''She
Walke,i viii God AID was lot, for he
took her unto himself" And hard by
is the grave of the Young Nirginian, who
pinned away in grief and death in one
short year after she WAS buried in the
old churrh yard. The inscription on the
young Virginian's grave stone is: ''tio to
the dull church yard and see the hillocks
OF mortality:
Where proudest man is only found,
BY a small hillock on the ground.
John Dixon Rapier, born Dec. It'll,
1890, died Aug. goth. 1857"
Theodosia Faxon, born in Portland.
Maine, April 18th. 1880, died June 9th,
1886.
in the country for msidens lovely and
beloved 10y all. 1t Was bright summer
day, as tl.esun WAS casting its heightened
shadows, when her remains were taken
to the old church yard for burial. A.:
rived at the grave, all stood silent; the
men with raised hats and the women
with bowed heads until softly and
sweetly music swelled upon the summer
air and bore aloft as on angels wings
seemed like the choir above, sung by
loving friends. Tie words of the poet
never seemed 50 beautiful or appropriate.
"Unvei; thy bosom faithful tomb,
Take this new treasure TO thy trust;
And give the sacred relics room
To seek a slun,ber in the dust"
The young lady / learned recently was
a niece Of Theodore Faxon who, before
the war, was the editor of the GAINESVILLE
Jefiersonian. lie died in Tennessee
some years ago. 5. NJ. b.
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Hnv wCTnln's life.
Health l. an inheritance due to every
child and within the reach of every
parent TO beSlow. II is something that
costs no money and is more precious
than a mountain Of diamonds.
The c'ilds health depends almost
wholly on the mothers, not only before
lis birth but afterwards. A sick mother
can't properly care foc her child's health.
A SICK mother sometimes hears a healthy
child. hut il isn't to be expected. Maybe
the baby will possess the appearance Of
health, but viii lack stamina. Maybe
innate weakness will develop in after
years.
Every woman should be particularly
careful OF her health during the period
OF gcStation-when the child is really
part Of herself.
During all this time, she should keep
her BODY strong and pure and she should
take proper precautions against her time
OF labor. For this purpose DR.. P;erce's
Favoritc Prescription IS prescribed. II
has been used in thousands of cases,
with the most gratifying results. 1t is
a tonic to tine whole BODY, but particu-
larry TO the organs distinctly feminine
Il cures all female troubles and pro
notes regularity.
= large book 1000 pages profuselv
iIlustrated), written by Or Pierce. ell
titled " The People Common Sense Med
iCa' ADVISER" VIII he sent TO those who
will send twentv-one cents, IN stamps,
TO paw postage and wrapping only.
Address. WOkLD'S DISPENSARY MED
IcAL ASSOCIATION. No 663 Main Street,
Buffalo : Y
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They are telling new story about I.
Zangwill. the prose writer and painter
of ghcttos and other things Heeraic.
A lady-an American, of Course
had been interviewing him. Suddenly
she bounced upon an original ideal
Dear. clever Mr.. Zangvill. do you
know tina. never really knew your
Christian name?"
"Madame," he gravely repied, 81
have no Christian name, but n y other
name is Israel. IN. 7. Advertiser.
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A Rides Sad Fate

Mrs. Blifkins-I'm afraid my darter
is awful unhappy with that new hus-
band of hers.
Mrs. Gab--Do tell! Have you heard
so?
NO. but I've seen him on the street
every day since he got married, and
he walks along just as chippy and in
dependent as ever. He doesn't look
subdued bin. Y. Weekly.
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And Then sIe Proposed.

There had been a brief interval of
silence. and he felt that he ought to say
something.
II see that the students of sociology
have figured it out" he began. that
educa ton"
He paused, as if in doubt whether he
ought to proceed.
Yes" she said, encouragingly.
that education is having a bad
effect upon matrimoay," he continued;
especially the education of women
II never did believe in too much edu-
cation" she said, softly.
She waited for him to speak. but he
said nothing.
IL am glad | never knew my lessons,
anyway" she added.
Some men are slow to take hint,
but they are quick TO understand when
they are hit with an AK.
He saw the point.-Chicago Post.
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,Tva. Rut = CtntIe Hinr,

stfy dear Miss Easthill." remarked
Mr.. Cliftonheights, meeting the young
lady by chance on Fourth street. your
steeple crown hat is simply divine.
crossed the street especially TO get q
better view. However, shouldn't like
to sit behind it at the theater.
"But. then, you needn't" ietorted
Miss Easthill. with an arch smile, ''for
you are welcome to sit beside it"
What could the poor boy do? He In
vited her on the spot.-Cincinnst Post,
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He Understood.

walk right in, dear! Your supper's
ready, your slippers are right where
you can find them easily. and your pipe
and tobacco are on the writing desk.
handy for you'll"
"All right, Molly" groaned the tired,
suspicious husband, you can get that
new cloak tomorrow" atlanta Con-
stitution.
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KENDALL DOESN'T LIKE CIVIL
SERVICE.

A Washington telegram says: when
ever | start out to get pace for con-
stituent," said Representative Kendall
this afternoon, Il invariably run afoul of
the civil service law in the most
unexpected places. Yesterday | went
over to see Chief johnson, of the Blu
reau of Engraving and Printing, in behalf
of Elbridge Park, of Irvine. / wanted
Park appointed to some place because he
is a deserving Democrat and most cap
able fellow. After told my story Chief
johnson said: well, Mr.. Kendall, l
would be pleased to appoint Your man,
and would gladly do so, but yoU-see my
maids are tied by the civil service law.
Get your man 10 take the examination,
and if he passes perhaps he might get an
appointment ] have written Park to
stand the examination, aud if be goes
through all right, III get him appointed.
The civil service is a fraud.
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rhn Widow Cnnfe.....

He-How do you manage to make
yourself 80 popular with all the old
bachelors?
Widow ask them for their advice.
He-And do you manage it the same
way with the young ones?
Widow-Oh. no; with them Iridicule
the advice the older ones give.-Truth.
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Madison Lodge No. IA, o. O. F., at its
regular meeting Monday night. elected
the following officers for The ensuingysar
G Parrish. Noble Grand; 4. t. Dong
as. Vice tiran,E l. ]. Frazee, Secretary;
L. J. Streng. Treasurer; r. Ionett, Host;
\. b Turrin, y slreneandJ J. d. Feeny,
r., Property Committee.
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Caller-Is Mrs. Highupp at home?
New Girl-No'm.
Caller-Ah, she has taken advantage
OF this delightful weather. presume.
New Girl-Ies'm. She said that all
sorts Of people would be maxim calls
on'er day like this; so she went to the
dentiSt's.-N. Y. WeeltlV
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ActIonable.

81 don't know what action l ought to
take in this case" unused Banks. "Say,
Rivers, if you went to see man to COL
lect bill and he told you to go to the
devil what would you do?''
I'D go and see a lawyer" answered
Rivers.-Chicago Tribune.
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Explicit Directions.

In order TO save time the young man
who had come for marriage license
handed in card containing the names
of Nokkolaus Blohockenschimpff and
Varina Morff.
These are the names of the par
ties, ! suppose said the county clerk s
deputy.
"Yes. sir
"You are Mr.. Bl-Bl-"
"Yes, sir
"May ask how you pronounce that
name?"
"Yes, sir. Two coughs and a
sneeze. Tribune.
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The Able Editor,

The villag" wag thought he would
have Sorle fun with the m;id-mannered
young imam who had recently taken
charge of the county paper.
Il say" he said. coming into the Office
excitedly. there's man on the street
looking for you with a club"
The young editor looked up pleas
antly.
rs that so?'' he inquired. 1--WE
many subscribers has he got?
Whereupon the wag felt that he had
barked up the wrong tree.-Truth.
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Left His Wife

Hoax - Do you mean to say that
Meekly has left his wife?
Joax-Yes.
why, he told me only yesterday that
his home reminded him of Heaven"
so it did. 1t made him think of
Heaven and wish he was there."-Phila-
delphia Record
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Counscl--Can you tell me what was
the width of the stream?
Wtness-Eighteen feet three inches
ari half.
Counsel-Now. sir, what made you
measure il 50 carefully?
Witr ess-Oh! l thought some fool
might ask mei-London Judy.
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The teakettle had been filled and left
by Dinah TO its own devices over the
kitchen fire. The water boiled over"
and Master SiX-year-old. quite con-
cerned about so much steam and sput-
tering, ran up stairs calling:
"Oh! mamma. come quick! The
teakettle is OVERRIDING. Judge.
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Would Heed the warning.

Old Quiverful-And so you want 10
take our daughter from us. You want
to take Der from us. suddenly, without
a word of warning?
Young GOslow-Not at all, sir. If
there is anything about her you want
to warn me against I'm willing to
listen.-Broolllyn Life.
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TIu.atisfactorv CompensatJon.

Jessie-1'm so annoyed at those criti-
cisms OF my singing ut the concert,
They speak so slightingly of MY voice,
Florence they said you were
very pretty.
Jessie-Oh, but everyone knows that
-Brooklyn Life,
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A Reputation in Peril.

Mrs. Gofrequent - You'll hear of
trouble in the Higgamore family one
of these days.
Mrs. Allears-Dcar me! What is It?
Mrs. GofreQuent - | overheard my
husband saying the other day that Hig-
gamore was Rwfully stuck on May
Weet.--Chicago Tribune.
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That's good thing, my boy" said
Uncle Allen Sparks, benignantly, to
the boy who was cleaning the snow of
the sidewalks of the neighborhood with
a homemade snOwplOw. That's a good
thing. Push it along. Chicago Trib-
une
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Fofant Terr,hle.

Mother-Well. what do you say to
uncle? How do yod do. dear. What
did papa say?
Jack (whining)--Great heavens, here
comes that old crank agairl-Buch fur
Allie
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Anythlng 70 Get Kld OF q.

Grinnen-What are you goins. TO take
for that frightful cold you've got?
Bslrrett-Pll take anything you'll Of
Ter. Do you want it?-Chicago Tribune.
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PONY SHOT.

Monday, about the hour of noon, some
one, either maliciously or accidentally
shot pony belonging to Mr.. j. w Car
being killed. The pony was in the pas
ture back of Mr.. CAROLS house on Main
Cross street when shot, aid staggered to
the stable where it fell and was killed
rhe bullet, which WAS a rifle or pistol
ball, pierced directly through the animals
brain which makes it appear that the
shot was fired Intentionally, although
Mr.. Carroll suspects no one OF such a
heinous crime. Detective WEIGH is in
vestigating. -Nicholasville Journal.
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Sh Naturalization.

Mrs. Callipers with rising infection)
My dear2
Mr.. Callipers-Wel?
Mrs. Callipers-Why is it that if
man has a popularity he calls it eccen-
tricity, and if his neighbor has the same
thing he calls it damfoolery ?--Truth.
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A Plausible Explanation.

This patent medicine seems to have
,ost it's strength" said Farmer Clover's
wife, as she took pull at musty bot
tie of some cure-aJl concoction.
Perhaps the patent has expired, "
suggested her husband.-To Date.
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Muggins-I hear that Prof. De Place,
who has returned from an extensive ex-
ploration in the least known parts of
Inarkable discovery.
Scruggins-What is it?
Muggins-IIe has discovered no place
that was probably once the Garden of
Eden.-Puck.
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I0va.s ADutomx

My subclavian fossa disguise her,
She scorns my parietal bone,
Yet sweet is my love as the m 'orning
That breaks In a tropical zone.
To her will bend my patulla.
On her fix my optical ray.
In thinking of her my medulla
VIII wear all its ''pia" away.
Yet. tho perish my poor oblonsata
And the pith OF my ossa decay.
Still 10 me she's the persona grnta
l most like to find in my way.
LONDON Fun.
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A Great Event,

Guipps-Why were you not up at
the house of Tottie Evergreen. the
child wonder. the other night?
Tripps-I don't know. What was go
ing on?
Guipps-She was celebrating her
golden wedding.-Life.
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Knew His Ways.

Maisie = Mamma, has gran'pa sure
gone to Heaven?
Mamma-Ohi yes, indeed, Maisie,
sure!
Maisie-Wen, bet he sneaks out once
in awhile for a smoke.@Judge.
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r-.sc1 FOR rba,k,uIr.ss

where live we have no peace.
There's piano in seven out of the eight
fats"
You ought to thank heaven there's
none in the eighth"
But there's pair of twins in that
flat"-Town Topics.
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One wRv Ont of It

Dawkins-Why did you make me take
that umbrella just now, when we
stopped to speak to Jenkins?
Jones-I don't mind telling you now
since he has gone along, but it was
his umbrella.-Life.
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Attentive Clerks.

Clnra-Why do you always deal at
Sharp. Bargain G. Co.'S?
Dora--The clerks are more attentive
there than at other places.
Clara never found il so.
Dora-Perhaps You are not engaged
to as many of them as 1 ann. Y.
Weekly.
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An OhserNing Youth.

Little Clarence (who reads and profits
therebY)-Pa?
Mr.. Callipers-Well, my son?
Little Clarence-Isn't it singular. pa,
that it takes about ten times as much
Identification 10 cash check as it does
to get lyDched Puck.
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A IsefnI OnHafinn

She-Those two men alone in the box
are father and son? Which is the fa-
Their?
IIe-The one who is peering over this
way with his glasses.
She-And now which is the SOM
Ind re
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Her Idea.

The Chaperon-The idea of your al
lowing Mr.. Tucson TO kiss you! Such
proceedings are disgraceful. and going
on under my very nose, too.
The Daughter-But l thought they
went under mine.-N. Y. Ledger.
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Likely to Live.

Neighbour hear your husband r.
sick
Mrs. Dobbs-Yes, he's sick-very sick.
Neighbor-Myi myl Is he critical
ly i'll?
Mrs. Dobbs-I should remark. Why,
he growls at everything. - n. Y.
Weekly.
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Growinr Anx,ou.

Doctor-I am afraid shall have to
bleed you little.
Patient-To what extent. doctor?
The last doctor had bled me to the
extent of $sG0.-N- Y. Recorder.
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Natural Inference.

as Bob Knockout a widower?"
"No. Why do you ash? p
81 heard some one say that his fight
ing days were o7er."-Detroit Free
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Her heDiY.

Jones asked his wife: why is hus-
band like dough?" He expected she
would give it up, and was going to tell
her il was because woman needs
him." but she said il was because he
was hard TO get off her nds."-Town
and Country
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A born Fighter.

"No, sir. a man with face like that
is never a coward
How do you know?"
Its so homely that he couldn't have
any fear of spelling it."-Chicago Rec
ord
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well, are you satisfied with your
husband?"
81 am. When | want anything now
] have only to look at him and he un-
derstands me at nce."-Humoristisch
Blaatter
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R.,,.x.d =, M. sns,e,s..

81 breathe more freelyi" gratefully
exclaimed the condemned horse thief,
as the rope furnished by the regulators
broke and let him drop.-Chicago Trib-
une.
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Gown Was All Right.

Mrs. Benham--Henry, dor't you
think my dress is. too long?
Benham-No. but the bill is.-Town
Tones.
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Hni Some Exparicnce.

Starburd---I would take you out sail
ing with me If you knew theropes.
Arizona Dick-I amt exactly ignor-
ant, young man. | was sheriff fer five
wears. Bay City Chat.
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rhe MIN and tl,e slim

That there's many a slip,
'7wixt the cup and the lip.
Is a proverb you know well enough:
But a commoner clip
Is the slip 'twixt the tip
And the horse that you back with your
stuff.
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An Alrriasinn

Lea--I wonder If Prof. Kidder meant
anything by it?
PerrIns-By what?
Lea He advertised to lecture on
Fools" and when | bought ticket it
was marked: admit One Puck.
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She tsentimentaily y What poetry
there is in a firei
H tsadIy)-Yes: a great deal of my
poetry has gone there.-Hhrper's
Bazaar.
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A Good tInosi.

Tired lIusband--I-ve had terrible
day at the Office and I'm mat clear
through.
Now would he good time for
yan n lasat those rugs.-Truth.
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A Prudent Maid.

Jack writes be has been playing
poker with papa. and papa writes he
can't possibly send check for a
month
What on earth are you going to dof"
.Send for .Jack.--Life.
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~John. you have been drinking"
The words fell cruelty IIon the
blushing mans senses. They were
true. lie could not deny theta. And
yet he wondered. On top of that little
drink he had carefully placed one glass
of ice-water, TWO olives. t5ree crackers,
a liberal portion of cheese, two cloves,
six grains of coffee, three spices. one
sofla-mint, and in addition thereto he
had smoked a cigar. he could only
turn his head sadly away ard say:
Whats the good of anythingY"-
Judge
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Quantity Not Quality.

Wife-Don't You think. John. politi-
clans are more corrupt to-day than
they were so years ago?
John-No, my dear, but there are
more of them.-To Date.
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PlaIns Of a Pe.sim,st.

never had pencil that
I'd spent both time and skill to mend.
But what 1t fell upon the floor
And always on the sharpened end.
Chicago Tribune.
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As IL struck Him.

Little John saw small tug engaged
in towing large ship. and heard the
tug whistle loudly.
''Oh. papa!" he exclaimed. The big
boats got the little one by the tail. aud
it's squealing!"-Youth's COMPANION.
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Fannie" he said. you are the only
womaa have ever love5-'
Clarence, how"
"The Others" he continued. "were ell
eirls."-N.y. World.
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An Appropriate Keepsake.

81 presume you carry memento of
some sort in that locket of yours?"
Precisely; it is g. lock of my hus-
bands hair"
But your husband is still alive!"
'Yes, sir; but his hair is all gone
La Spirito Folietto.
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ConnubilI Candor.

He-Precious, did you give me this
beautiful umbrella because you love
me?
She-No. darling. gave It TO you be-
cause ! am tired of lending you mine
Chicago Record.
The climax. [volume] (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1887-1897, 1896-01-22
She Gets IL Now.

Gillback-ls it true that you don't
spend as much money now as you did
before you were married?
Packett-It is. | wish I could say
the same thing Of my wife.-Gloucester
Breeze