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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

twill meet che Taxpayers Of Benton
County ai Che places on tho dates below
mentioned ior the purpose Of receiving
taxes lor tho year 1896
Mnnlgy. Chapel. Thursday, Hoyem-
Der 2G. 1896.
CoAhurgh Friday, November 2I
Holiday. Saturday. November 2s.
Mount Mor.ah, Monday. November 80.
Chalk Level. Tuesday, December 1.
Eva. Wednesday, December 3.
Zach Thursday December 3.
Devidor. Friday. December a.
Precinct fourteenth district, Saiur.
day, December 5.
Camden. Monday, December q
Precinct Seventh district. Tuesday,
December s.
Faxon, Wednesday, December o.
Clements, Thursday, December 10.
Big Sandy Friday, December II.
Egsyille, Saturday, December -.
This the Gth day Of November, 1896
IT. CAMP,
Trustee
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$1,000 FOR ONLY so CENTS.
Read How Easily This Handsome Gift May
be Secured.

Read How Easily This Handsome Gift May
be Secured.
The Weekly Commercial Appeal, in order to re-
tain the largest circulation of any weekly in the
South, offers a cash gift to the subscriber guess
ing the correetO or nearest correctnumber of bales
Of cotton received in Memphis from September I
1896, to April IS, 1891 inclusive as follows: 1.-THE
correct or nearest correct guess is received in No
vember or December it will get in cash 81 500, If
in January $1,000 ii February $780, but ii not till
March only $500. Contest closes March 81, but
the correct or nearest correct guess first received
will be awarded the prize Receipts III Memphis
in former years were as follows: From Septem-
her l, 1894, to April 49, 1895, 57i,O4 bales; from
September 1, 1896, to April l5 1896, 4O7 26O bales
FIFTY CENTS must accompany every guess
tor u months subscription to the Weekly Com
mercial Appeal
The Weekly Commercial Appeal contains all the
news Of the week-Asked and Answered depart
ment, veterinary department, $4,000 prize story
Talmage's Sunday sermons, latest marketreport
Farm department, etc. Special offer to agents
and club-raisers will be sent free ON application
Sample copies free. Address,
COMMERCIAL APPEAL,
Memphis, Tenn
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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
COUNTY COURT SALE OF LAND

On Saturday, the 26th day of December.
1896, at the east door Of the courthouse
in Camden, Tennessee, / will sell to the
highest bidder four tracts Of land lying I'M
the fifth civil district Of Benton County,
Tennessee. Three tracts-the first con-
tanning 595 acres, the second tract con-
tanning % acres, and the third tract con-
tanning 1912 acres, adjoining each other,
being the lands Of which r N. Woods
died, seized, and possessed-will be sold
under decree OF the County Court of
Benton County, Tennessee, for partition
among the heirs of the said r. n. Woods,
deceased, The fourth tract containing
about AZ acres, and known as the Widow
Thomas dover, will be sold for partition
among the heirs Of the said h. n Woods,
deceased, the heirs of John Phifer, de-
ceased, NJ. NJ Surrett and Ellie Moore
and husband, according to their respect
i've interests therein The SO = acre tract,
the % acre tract, and the 13414 acre tract
will be offered separately and then rs a
whole and the best bid accepted
TERMS OF SALE.-In equal installments
payable at one and two years from date
Of sale, except sufficient cash to pay costs
and attorneys fees; lands TO be described
on day OF sale; notes and security requir-
ed with lien retained, etc
This November %, 1895,
q. b. GREER,
J. G.. ROBINS, Clerk.
Solicitor. l4-2
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

Though the Twice-a- Week Republic Of ST. Louis
excelled all other Western weekly papers in pub
fishing the news of the campaign, it now announ-
ces that it has extended its news services, and
hereafter it viii give its readers the best paper in
the country. This means much, because the next
twelve months will be crowded with news Of big
events. With all the Improvements IN its service
the yearly subscription will be the same-one dol
ar q year, by MALL twice a week. Adv.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
COUNTY COURT SALE OF LAND

On Monday, the 4th day Of January
1897 at the east door Of the court house
in Camden Tennessee, | will offer for
sale to the highest bidder three tracts or
lots Of land, being lands of which w G..
Hatley died, seized, and possessed The
first tract lies northwest and just outside
the town Of Camden, including the resi-
dence which is in the town containing
60 acres One half acre lot just north OF
the Camden depot known as the Cal Nc
Gill saloon lot, And the tract of land in
the fourteenth civil district, deed by Nan
ty Swinde to the said Hatley, containing
1872 acres. Lands more fully described
on day OF sale. The first tract is incum-
bered with the homestead right of Pari-
lee Hatley, widow of the said w G II at
ley. deceased These lands will he sold
under decree of the county court Of BEN
ton County, Tennessee, to pay debts due
from he estate Of the said w. G. Hatley,
deceased.
TEAMS OF SALE.-Twenty per cent cash,
the remainder ia two equal insis Ilnsus
payable at six and twelve months from
date Of sale. The purchaser will be re-
quired to give note with good personal
security, and as further security a lien
will be retained on the land
This November 70, 1896.
q. b. GREER,
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LITERARY NOTE.

Jerome X JerOme's last story, previous to his
engagement to write two plays, has been secured
by the Ladies' Home Journal and is to be printed
in its January issue. 1t is called San Item
Fashionable Intelligence" and deals with life in
the higher social circles Of london.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

win pas i5 10 envy one vho vill de-.
Liver % mo AZ Camden. Tenn, one black
horse, three years old lasl spring medi
um size, lefl hind foot white. small warI
on left side Of face about half way ilou
Zip Of nose 90 loii eyo.
A. r. BnooEs.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

All accounts due us must be settled
by January 1, 1897, or the same viii be
placed IN the hands Of an officer for col.
lection. This means you, II sou Owe as
anything. BArEMAS e BsEcHEEN.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

Ono red and white setter bird dog
lwill pay lbenl reward Tor hia return
10 me AZ Camden or Tor any Information
leading % iis recovery
q. ". HAwLEY.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
1 MED MONEY.

All parties indebted to me must set
tlo on or before January /, 1897. You
can thus save cost ard greatly oblige
&. n. HAwLEY.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
no CURE A com IN oNF DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If It fails
TO cure. twenty-five cents. 2G-l7t
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
PMS DO Sot Cure.

Pills do not cure constipation. 'Tbey
only aggrayatc. Karls clover root tea
gives perfect regularity Of the bowels
For sale by J. g. Preson.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
SALE OF LAND.
]. M. Capps Against r. w. Lind
sey and Others.

sey dnd OtneFSs
In obedience to a decree Of the Chan
Gerry Court at Camden, Tennessee, made
az it's September term, 1896 in the cause
Of J.. NJ Capps VS.. h. W. Lindsey ct ais,
notice is hereby given that ! win sell al
public cutlery in front OF the east door OF
the courthouse at Camden, Tennessee
On Monday, the 4th day Of Janu-
AIRY. 1897.
to the highest and best bidder, the fol-
lowing described tract of land, to-wit
Lying in Benton County, Tennessee, in
civil district No, 8, beginning on the rail
road at the west end Of Crooked Creek
trustle, and runs with the north and west
boundary line of the tract of land Robert
Jackson died, seized, and possessed Of,
and that part that l.. NJ Redick, daugh-
ter OF Robert Jackson, drew in the divis-
ion, to the northwest corner of J. X.
Wheatley's, in Crooked Greek; thence
east with the meanders of said creek to
the center Of the railroad, J X Wheat
lev IS and Sarah Rushing's corner; thence
north with the said railroad to the be-
ginning"
TERMS OF SALE-The land will be sold
on a credit Of twelve months, in bar of all
right OF redemption, and the purchaser
will be required to execute his note with
one or more solvent sureties. A lien will
be retained upon the said land until the
note is satisfied in full
This NOvnmbpr 20 1903
d. G. HUDSON,
1913 Clerk and Master
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The Palmer House,
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
American and European Plans.

The Palmer House has made reductions on
large number of its rooms on the American and
European plans, and at the same time improved
its service; never in better condition nor better
kept than at present.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
81, louis Z TsRRsssss River
PACKET COMPANY.
So. ) or SHEFFIELD.
STEAMERS < CITY OF PADUCAH
tCITY OF SAVANNAH

Il NY Of thest ei, san, steamers leave St. Louis
~ every wednesday and Saturday for All poinfe
on the Mississippi River 70 Cairo. Ohio P}ver NJ
faducal, ana tennessee River TO Florence tal,
ing freight and passengers TOR al p0mts on AN
0nl9 10 lA0!ShfgA, ahd ON the Cumberland 81
ice, and low rates
JOHN =. MAssEN GALE,
,t,, w.h its af'i rer
i'"' MAJ "' .JlS.
81 mcnt li ISL r. ,....,,
vile every tuesday ana tnaay
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

An equitable right TO q lot OF land sit
uated in tbe said fifth civil district OF
Benton County, Tennessee, beginning at
the beginning corner of the aiOre descrlb-
ca tract, in the west boundary Of the said
p acre tract conveyed by Wiseman TO
Stigall. and runs north II poles 10 its
northwest corner thence east 1876 poles I,
thence north 6 poles; thence west 1916
poles to the southeast corner Of a tract
decided by James Wright TO X. j. Bomar
and continuing west 80 poles, in all 23l
poles to a stake in the head Of a ditch
thence south with the center OF the said
ditch to the northwest corner of the tract
herein before described, and thence east
about Al poles 10 the beginning.
TERMS OF SALE.-The land will be sold
on a credit Of twelve months, in bar Of all
right Of redemption. and the purchaser
will be required to execute his note with
one or more solvent surehes. a lien viii
be retained upon the said land until the
said note is satisfied in full.
This November 80 1896
ID, q HUDSON,
1913 Clerk and Master
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

EMIGRANTS seeking homes on this line Of
thisrOad wlilreceive special low rates. FOrmaps,
rates. etc, see agents of this company, or adj
dress, O. p. ATMORE,
General Passenger Agent,
LOUISVILLE. XIV.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

In addition to all the news and the cream Of
pnbhc discussion, the Weekly -Dispatch con
talnS the best editorials in the Daily Post-Dis-
ment, gossip about men and women who attain
and humOr tAO''9 = iuit
~ SUBSCRIPTION price, BY mail, 80 cents per yearj
by Postal or Express Money Order. or FOR SINAI
amounts undera dollar send two or one cent most
age stamps never stamps OF larger denOnlina-
tIohs' Don't send checks on local banks.
ORDER AT ONCE.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

old NEWSPAPERS for sale at THE CHRoN-
" Gle Office at % cents per hundred
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

From The Springfield MOI Chronicle.
ID. r. Francis ear. marks will crOp ont in tho 81
LOU; republic occasionally as long as he owns
that slice Of stock, ~ 70
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
From the CarroIlton nlll Gazette.

The St Louis Republic fooled no one il, tho car-
palgn That closed on Tuesday last It's milk and
water support OF Bryan was very apparent to the
most careless observer w
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

OUR Job printing facilities are iirst-class and
" our speciality l3 good work. Estimates (and
samples where pOssible) will be furnished on ap.
plieation. Address The CHRONICLE, Camden.
Tenn
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MAGISTRATES WARRANTS, Executions,
lRl and State Warrants for sale at The OHRoN-
IoLE Office. Other blanks printed to order.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
The ST. Louis J
Weekly POST DISVAFEH.
ONLY so CENTS A YEAR.
THE GREAT FBEE SILVER PAPER

The Post Dispatch is the only Mefropolltan pane,l
mat champlOned the free silver cause I'M advafg
oil me nominating conventions 10 stands nat al
Tree silver Tor Western men and measures, for
the people against the political bosses, combines,
plutociats, trusts and corporation oppression.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

a. D AF0aF NNHihaA u ~ NHThtN'
ln Obedience 90 q decree ol the Cham.
ceu Court az Camden tennessee. made
.u ihe cause of e. b Greer 81 " = Cor.
bett. notice H hereby given chat 4 uiIl
ssIi no public 1niew. u front 30 the pa..
door oI lhe court house ai Camden, Tenn
lraseo,
on Monday the 4lh Day Of Janu-
aY, 1897,
% the highest and best bidder toe go.
lowing described tracts OF iaud, to-wit.
FfHsr TRACT
Lying Co the 9th civil district Of Ben.
ton County. tennessee. beginning Bt ile
northeast c1fuerui grant So. . 6Il. JOB Che
name u john Hudson iur 100 aerps Di
which this BE- a part az q pustoak with
blackjack pointers; thence runs west 40
poles % o. corner ~ said gmut and c8u
uuuIuE wrst into 9 acre tract bought bY
q Is Grrer from k ] Bomar. about 8
pole i0lhc middle of ditch thence un-
suuih no degrees west aiih middlc NJ said
ditch 81 poles % ihe center OF "a bridg, Foo
ihe l8ud across ihe said ditch; thence
.Onll ID degrees west With center of said
q Itch so l-2 poIes 10 the mIddleoi n small
creek INTO shieh thr said 8 lch empties
thence south - degrees risi with the ger-
eui direction Of the said creek 27 poles
i0a stake on the east hank Of the said
creek % point where there has been q
/ ditch started TO turn the said creek across
"a bend; thence south ~ degrees east 81
poles ta stake boz ihe center II the said
creek ia fhe south houndur, line OF the
said grant 80 673. dividing between
/ the said grant and the tract conveyed by
/ n. /. Wiseman 90 @ b Greer; thence
east about 10 poles b. a stake; thence 81
degrees east Of north with the line Of the
Wiscmu tract so poles 10 a stake thence
north With the said Wiseman line aud
the line of the - acre tract conveyed hy
the said Wiseman TO H.. Il. Stgal 81
poles TO the beginning.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11

You will find the Weekly Post Dispatch indis-
pensaDle during the year 1897 The year 1897 h
going tQbe brlmlul Of interest. The incoming OF
the mckinley administration, with "A new Con.
sless, elected upon gold platform, means leRis-
laLOh OF Kind that viii vitality interest eyegy
newspaper reader IN the country, and especiglly
In the West and South. Special attention viii M
pad IN the Weekly Post Dispatch to this news h
q national character and il win be discussed ~
tOrlally from the point Of view of tile West al M
south as cOntraSted with that Of Wall Street I
Inc campaign for Tree silver win 70 on in 1907
and nothing can do so much to HELM along me
campaign OF education as u newspaper ike the
weekly PoSt-DlSpatCh, This Is shown in the fact
IhaJ ~ Missouri aud IN every other locality where
the PoStDispatch has large circulation. the
gains OK Democracy and free silver were of A
sweeping character.
The PostDiSpatch deserves the support of an
Tree sllVer Democrats because of the great fght
II mace IN the recent campaign for Democratic
principles and the Democratic ticket Hence the
lree silver men everywhere should rally 10 ifs
Supp0rtDy sending in their substitution and in
uucing diners to subscribe
From the Poplar Bluff (ATo.) Citizen.
The4ost-Dispateh did more in the present cam
pagh TOR the cause Of the merchant, mechanic.
farmer ana laBorlng man than any other Daper in
tlle SthJe lbWlll always be a valuable ACQUISITION
10 Inls class OF men, and viii be repaid thOus-
ana tunes Tor the good done, 1t WAS through the
foSb ,DSpateh that many frauds We're exposed
when would otherwise have gone unnoticed bv
lhe American press, aud talOne stands without
a peer III America to-day. The Dispatch is
the paper for the people
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-12-11
MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISING.

~ Advertisements inserted under this head
at cents per line each insertion.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05
A Dig in the Ribs

Lightly and jocosely gwen is no
formidable matter, but when a con
stant uneasiness beneath your ribs
on the right side intimates that
your liver is out of order, you are
not to be envied. This sensation is
also accompanied by yellowness OF
skin ahd eyeballs, a mouse colored
fur upon the tongue, sick headache,
nausea and other uncomfortable
indications. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters is the remedy of all others,
and should be resorted to without
delay. Constipation and dyspepsia,
concomitant of liver trouble, are
also remedied by this unequalled
regulating medicine, which the re-
cords of nearly half a century, the
commendation of eminent members
of the medical profession, and the
daily experience of the invalid
world stamps as the first of its
class. In rheumatism, kidney and
bladder trouble is Incompatible, 1t
remedies nervousness and debility,
restores appetite and sleep, hastens
convalescence after exhausting NAL
aides, and greatly mitigates in
tirmities incident to old age.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05
CORRECT YOU ARE.

Governor Clarke's attempt to
throw Senator Jones off the track
and sneak into Johnson county
alone is abcrtive. Senator Jones
leaves Washingto n today and will
meet the white-headed man on the
stump, Il Hot Springs News,
The people should not blame Sen
ator Jones for watching his oppo-
uent, for Clarke could make char
ges (has made them against Seua-
tor Joues that should be corrected,
and no one can do it with better
grace or more ease than Senator
Jones. We say to Senator Jones to
come home and follow this sly old
political fox from hill to valley un-
til he takes to his hole again, Your
services are not needed at Wash
ington at this particular time, and
the people will be with you through
thick and thin,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05
HOW THE PRESIDENTS DIED.

George Washington died from
cold which brought on laryngitis;
buried on his estate at Mount
Vernon, Va.
Jonn Adams died from senile-
debility; buried at Quincy, Mass.
Thomas Jefferson died of chronic
diarrhoea; buried on his estate at
Moticello, Va.
James Madison died of old age;
buried on his estate at Montpelier,
Va.
James Monroe died of general
DEBILITY; buried in Marble cemetery,
New York city.
John Quincy Adams died of par
aysis, the fatal shock overtaking
him in the house of representatives;
buried at Quincy, Mass.
Andrew Jackson died of con-
sumption and dropsy; buried on his
estate, the Hermitage, near Nash.
vile, Tenn.
Martin Van Buren died of catarrh
of the throat and lungs; buried at
Undertook, N. Y.
William Henry Harrison died of
pleurisy, induced by cold taken on
the day of his inauguration; buried
near North Bend, 0.
John Tyler died of a mysterious
disorder like a bilious attack; buried
at Richmond, Va.
James K. Polk died from weak
ness, caused by cholera, buried on
his estate at Nashville, Tenn.
Zachary Taylor died from cholera
morbus, induced by improper diet;
buried on his estate near Louisville,
Ky.
Millard Fillmore died from par
alysis; buried in Forest Hill ceme-
terry, Buffalo, N. Y.
Franklin Pierce died from IN
Aamation of the stomach; buried
at Concord, N. H.
James Buchanan died of rheuma-
tism and gout; buried ner Ian,
caster, Pa.
Abraham Lincoln assassinated by
j. Wilkes Booth; buried at SPRING
field, Ill.,
Andrew Johnson died from par
alysis; buried at Greenville, Tenn.
Ulysses S. Grant died from cancer
of the throat; buried at Riverside
Park, New York city,
Rutherford B. Hays died from pa
ralysis of the heart; buried at Ere
mont, O.
James A. Garfield assassinated by
Guiteau in 1881; buried at -
Chester A, Arthur died from
Brights disease, buried at Rural
cemetery, Albany, N. Y.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05

(fI''2''Sl /
GIudness Comes

NIith a better understanding of the
w transient nature of the many phys
ical ills which vanish before proper eff
forts-gentle effOrts-pleasant efforts
rightly directed There is comfort in
the knowledge that so many forms of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to constipated condi-
tion Of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That is why il is the only
remedy with millions of families, and is
everywhere esteemed so highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that it is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness, without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. tits therefore
all important, in order to get its bene-
fetal effects, to note when you pur-
chase, that you have the genuine article,
which is manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co. only, and sold by all rep
utable druggists.
II in the enjoyment of good health,
and the system is regular, then laXa-
tives or other remedies are not needed.
If afflicted with any actual disease, one
may be commended to the most skillful
physicians, but if in need of laxative,
then one should have the best, and with
the well-informed everywhere, Syrup OF
Figs stands highest and is most largely
used and gives most general satisfaction
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05

August Schroeder, the new healer,
is gong to Chicago. He will have
plenty of work healing the goldbugs
after the convention.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05

The Southern Republicans are
now gathering in the Doodle. We
wonder if any of McKinley's dollars
will find their way down to Texar-
kama.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05

There is treason in the Missouri
Democracy akin to the George
Wawick Clark brand. They can do
like George did-get out.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05

There would not be much salts
faction in trouncing Spain to the
American people, but it would do
them good to tie double bow knot
in the British lions tail, and then
give the polly-wog, Francais, bull
frog-eatlng Frenohman a sight of
our muscle.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-03-05

When these buck skin, bespan-
gled dons get ready to wipe up the
earth with Uncle Sam we promise
them that they will not be compell-
ed to buy a bicycle in order to
catch our Uncle or any of his boys.