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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
" ants a Free Ride.

=... 3 vR1,NNnS, MN n, MAR. q, 1896.
Edi tor Tribune. s.. =.%.... .ss,.
The Ai,ggus says that Mr.. Hill Of the
the. Great Northern BY. has offered to
ti,'ansportzfs carload Of farmers free
from Douglas county to inspect the
Asericultural College and experimental
farm next summer and that cit would
:be$a wise move If about sixty farmers
or two from each township could 60
from this county, We are informed
that Col. Birch got commission to
gather up a carload of farmers in this
county when Jim Hill presented him
with his free pass for<1896. This car
+ load wants to be Of a superior breed
Of : course, gentle and docile;
something that Col Birch can be proud
OF. Col. Birch will take charge of the
carload Of course and tend to the ami
mails while there. Here is honor for
our farmers worth to compete for.
Only two from each town, that's all,
the balance to make up the sixty will
Of course be the officers in charge, Col.
Birch and his assistant drovers.
The stalls are not ready at the Ex-
perimental farm as yet, but they will
be next summer. Then the campaign
will be on and it will no doubt be the
especial. object Of the Experimental
farm to teach these two men from each
town lessons in politics. Col. Birch
will know how to select Two men from
each town that are teachable, and apt
to teach others when they get home.
Oh yes, Jim Hill is no fool and Col
Birch is a good servant. Jim Hill
made no mistake when he selected Col.
Birch as his drover general for
Kan.diyohi. He is the right man in
the right place. TT. >.ss:s.s., --,~-.s
Say Col, when you come to Bur
bank take a.good square look at us.
We are wei graded up aud will stand
the test. are gentle and docile,
and being Of the polled breed carry no
dangerous weapons. We fairly love
politics. and will eagerly gulp down
any ration they will give us. See how
two years ago We voted for Nelson and
elected Clough Gov.,. and when we get
back home we will below politics IN
| til our tOnu1les SlOll out. we will froth
at the mouth and are hoarse from much
believing. Much as we: would like to
send our. boys to college we are toe
pooI.-to do SO. But when Jim Hill
offers to take whole carload of us
there for nothing, we feel it our: duty
as we'll as our privilege to try to be
one Of the favored few. We pray moi
to overlook us as we longing to be a
member Of your herd. ..: p. ..l -
| -. ....s... A Candidate.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

They do say that P. II. Murray rode
the goat the other night, and rode it
very near to death. >. Pat is looking
pretty we'll used up himself, but the re-
port comes from Willmar- from which
place came the goat-that his goat
ship is now5un6er the physicians care
and is in a precarious condition. We
knew Pat was "a hustler, but didn't
think he'd do up a poor billy goat in
that shape. Murdoch Review. =
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
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LIMA q arch 60 1896.
Qsrish Mrs. Is arbaaa
Fairchi1d I
Hanson 81
HeWett
1arsonzG
Carson. iss I..s
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81 ijunggren reierick Il s.
AZ asar 1IIt1,usssl
B. orsness 81
Futer Isshhas.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
ST yer III ql1f.

The Silver be is q nine col
umn paper irritable blanket
sheet, filed To over flowing with
Inter ting matJer regarding the
|adminis trait the doings .of con.
gross, etc, The peris invalua-
bic to ever zone who FISHES to
be close touc reform
[ers at the seal the govern
|n1ent The paper IS weekly
The Silver IKrii and thu
lAIii lima s. hume IA U both oe
sent year for So
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
FROM ANOTHER CORRESPONDENT

" ROM ANOTHER CORfSESPONDENT.
Mr.. 9, Alvig from Dovre visited at
G. @: Kan pestad last,W ednesday.
T Mrs. Nels Dahl from Kerkhoyen is
visiting ATTY tterboen this. week.
Mr.. Evans from Kerkhoven. has
taken the contract to build the West
Lake Creamery ..s.%.s. s....s...*: s
A daughter TO Gustav Norm died
last week from congestion Of the
brain. .1$$sss@ =, ::= 5@.-: 2>s.s--..:
School will commence in. Dist. No.
81 the 30th. Of March, with August
Peterson from Swift Co. as teacher
Religious services was held at the
East Norway Lake church Tuesday
evening by Rev. Dahl, and at the
schoolhouse of Dist. No. 81 Wednes-
day evening. :. Both were very able
sermons = - "
The old Ole Mos is seriously i'll and
there is no hope for his recovery.
He is suffering from dropsy, and
various other ailments. 1t is very
painful to witness how he suffers.
The East Norway Lake Boarding
School held a closing festival last
Friday, consisting Of recitations by
the school children and songs by the
choir, after which a splendid dinner
was served. . .,,.: ..ss. ., ~ J.
| The *semi-annual meeting of the
Monteyidio district Of the United Lut.
heran church had q few days. meeting
at the West Norway Lake church last
week. The theme for discussion was
Salvation and Faith Over fourteen
ministers were present, and the church
was crowded every day. ri ~.
| Kerkhoven has gone SWEET again
this year, which is very bad, as Kerk-
hoven is our market-place, and with
saloons it viii be a great temptation
for the young. We will ask. the voters
of Beethoven if they are proud q
having such an Institution in their
midst, and likewise will we ask the
authorities OF. Swift Co. if they are
proud of giving bonds to a. 'tblind:
pig, = who kept an open Saloonand il
is also said a house Of prostitution
a few miles north from Kerkhoven
last fall and this winter, and it is al.
SO reported that during the town cleo.
tion in town Of Hayes this spring, a
certain young man went about an6
sold whisky, until almost all became
drunk and which culmin ated into 8
fight. -, .7-,.z ss H. 81 H..
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
Eagle; Lake Ice {

hoover ants Eagle; Lake
Ice for nexts u1nm er should leave
orders "a It'll ohls on He
also puts q p sur %.
mar Lake no one should
make ontrac ts before they see
Sllll m
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
Sc Ohm . $ | EMS

yer meet ings every even ing
Relig ion 81 III PIC % ttll1e
day
Erred Bonrn vas seeding near az
week
Ole Nsls,ooinlll aud drove
to1S lenpoo last 81 4 sxs
fired nderso 81 b q Cream
field went soltll oakota WeeE.E
q ron d
teachi il tlle Elmer school lptse:
s. tlllr.a
4 e. 4 q 81 ~ 81 80 g!
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

Frank Green who has been spend
a few weeks at his home in Burbank,
returned to Minneapolis via Willmar
yesterda y, where heis employed by e.
s. Cleveland 3 Co, Hardware 8
Furniture, sos & 507 w ash. ave-,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

The x Ray has come to stay, so has
the dull finish Aristo PLATING Photo.
graph: They keep thousand years
Void & Forsberg makes thebest and
genuine 1"Olive Toned" Platinos in all
the latest styles sof fancy lightning and
posing. Paste this in your hat for
reference 800 $50 .~S5S
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

The Modern Woodmen of America
gave a splendid social entertainment at
their hall last Friday night. The pur-
pose was to awaken an interest in Or
ganizing a ladies branch of the order
in this city. About 20 names were Sc
cured during the evening. A splendid
supper was served. >
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
IJC1'I e.

ID now sell
personal property on the farm ia
stoWnse 3 one ile
cas- lsage auction on
ednesd 1856 sale 50
ten le,eis S. IIIors
hinery and
plseho1 olls 10
EnnentipH pssi iVesdoll lars
fnterest
Ave
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31


Sven sWens, q went
ginia lastf a,1,e come week:
have spent some time sviithSrel atiTes
near Be1oit consi Il. he country
the souttll 81 a not ma le
ables imp sion On him.
|sss Anna, the ONLY da,ag liter and
Mrs. ordin lied On the 22lst
after. a short. sickness at the age 81
about years. he tuner al was held
on the IL and the remains We're en-
tered at the Lund BY sce1neter .
dhamer and Alfred came
down from Cass, Co.5 a coup weeks
ago and intend to remain till after,
seeding. Mr.. G ord amer saYs he will
sell his farm here and lnove5 50 Ass
co. for good.
.1 he Norway Lake creamery assoc ia--
ton have now the vel read y and luln-
Der and machinery bong the lumber
is bought from NJ ons on Bro theirs eW
London, and the mac hinery from n
B. Fargo s. CO., ST. r ul. Mr.. W abby
has. the contractto build the creamery
and will commence this week. I. o.
Haugen is to do the stone work. -
IL
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

n. F. Aspinwall of Harrison has
purchased property in st. Cloud and
will remove to that place with his
family during the spring. His farm
will be left in charge Of Anton Endre-
son Of Green Lake.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
Aplary fo1. Sale.

Asp inWalI Of Harris on, MINI.
desires. to dispose Of his bees and
hives as he contemp lates moving to
loud. " ll=sell in part Or all
sto-gether.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

Mr.. Q. ollefson closed a term Of
school il Dist. n SO yesterday. The
report IS very good, showing an en-
rolment Of SO pupils Of which about
80 wi be entitled to opp ortio nment.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
A. Big 81 Offer / .

For anyone desiring a paper
published at the Nation Capital
we have q plendid arrangement.
with Senator Stewart paper,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

The members Of the local branch 81
the Degree Of Honor Lodge, held q
meeting at the resid ences Of Mrs A. r.
zNordin last Saturd ay
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

Miss Dinah Gprdh amer OF Norway
Lake visited with lends IN this city
last SUNDAY
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31
ST. VTTUS b nee.
az PLY stefan Prescrlb Dr.. Miles,
Restorative Neryine.

DR.. Miles Medical Co, Elkhart. Ind. y
IS Ny daughter Matte. aged II. was afflicted
last spring with ST. Yitus dance and ner-z
yousness, her entire II CHIT side was numb
and nearly para1yzed. We consulted ply;
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1896-03-31

4. 4,
THE.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
france Larger Than Supposed.

france Larger Than SUPPOSED.
About s 5000 square kilometers OF
territory have just been added to
France, not by annexation, but by
IN elaborate system of remeasure-
ment OF the area of tho republic.
Some years ago a Russian, General
Stebnitzki, created a sensation by
asserting that the actual size OF most
European countries differed widely
from their published areas, France
and Italy the most of any. The
geographical department of the
French government inquired into the
matter, and a rehabilitation has
yielded the gratifying result men
toned above. The method adopted
was to cut the country up into curvi-
linear q~uadrangles by the meridians
and parallels of ten minutes. The
coast lines and frontier boundaries
required evaluation by a planimeter.
The area has been increased from
528, 900 square kilos to $50. 464 or
$50, COS kilos, the experts can't quite
decide which.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
Bottled Tears.

The Persians are the only people in
the world who still adhere to the old
custom of bottling tears. In that coun-
try it constitutes an.important part in
the funeral ceremonies performed ver
the dead.
Each Of the mourners is presented
with a sponge, with which to mop the
face and eyes, and after the burial
these are taken by a priest, who
soueezes the tears into bottles.
Mourners' tears are believed to be
the most eficacious remedy that can be
supplied in several forms OF Persian
diseases. The custom Of bottlig tears
is mentioned in the Bible
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
: ood 8
SarsaparnIa
The One True Blood Purifier. All Druegista 81
HOnd,e Dillc are the best after-dinnel
AAOON 4 AAA0 pills, cure headache. go
Suicides in Europe.

Suicides in Europe.
In Germany there is aayearly aver
age of 2.71 suicides to every 10, 900
of the population, while in France,
Austria, England and Italy the
averages are 1877, 1.63, .76 and .46
respectively. AS regards suicides in
the army, Austria first with
-. SO to every 10000 men, followed
by Germany with 6.33, Italy with 4,
France with 1888 and England with
2.O9. AS far as known the fear OF
punishment for misconduct plays the
chief part in driving soldiers to self
destruction. And it is worthy to
notice that twice as many noncom-
missioned officers as privates fall by
their own hand in the course of the
year.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease. Ca
,arrh is a blood or constitutional disease,
and in order to cure it you must take in
ternal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is
saken internally and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Ca
Sarrh cure is not a quack medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one of the best ply
sicians in this country for years, and is
! regular prescription. :; is composed Of
the best tonics known, combined with the
best blood purifiers, acting directly on the
aucous surfaces. The perfect combina-
luces such wonderful results in curing
Eatarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY & co, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price Use.
HALLS Family Pills are the best.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

With all due respect to the New York
Journal, David Bispham-one of the
greatest harytcnes !iying-is not On
Englishman. He is a good, old-fash-
toned American from Philadelphia. We
have produced so few men who have
become great singers-despite our long
list of successful prima donnas-that it
is a pity for an American newspaper
to take the lead in denying the birth
right of the best masculine singer that
America ever put forward.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Hitherto Philadelphia has been cor
tent if her policemen were S feet 6
inches in height, but now the city au-
thorities have decided that they must
have officers an inch taller than that
If they have to send "out west" after
them. Go on, your short men are good
enough.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Rev. Madison G. Peters of New York
insists that they come too easily and
demands a uniform law for every state.
He wants Oklahoma wiped off the map.
Wonder if it ever occurred to Mr..
Peters that possibly marriage some
times comes too easily? While we are
about it, 1t might be well to have GER
tain uniform restrictions thrown
around Cupid. As 1t is now. anybody
who wants to- get married.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

In Roseberg, Oregon, a curfew law
has recently been passed which ap-
plies to boys only. It will work all
right. Does anyone imagine for a mo-
ment that the girls will care to roam
the streets alone?
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

There is a considerable amount Of
inconvenience about being on friendly
terms with people who have patronage
to dispense, when one also has ac-
Quaintances among the hungry.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

People who have tried to keep the
strap of a silk tie beneath a short-neck
collar button will not be surprised to
hear that the cotton tie trust is going
up.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

: There is positive uproar among the
New York clergy by the stand taken by,
President Roosevelt Of the police COM
mission, in supporting prizefghting,
and the support given him by the Rev.
DR.. Parkhurst.s The prominent preach
ers of the metropolis all say that they
are simply amazed that Mr.. Roosevelt
should have been present at such On
exhibition as the Maher-Choynski
fight, and allowed it to go on, and they
have no words for their establishment
at the additional support Of DR.. Park
hurst.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Corinne was perfectly safe in Offer
ing to build a home for aged actresses.
There are no such actresses; when
they become superannuated they enter
the ballet.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

If the weather man keeps on trying
he is bound to predict a cold wave at
the right time between now and spring.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Those who devote all the present to
building for the future generally die
before reaching what they consider a
satisfactory condition of things.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

People who tell the public of their
Intentions generally get no further on
the road to accomplishment.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

A great deal of repentance reaches a
man about the time that he discovers
that people whom he had injured are
In a condition to retaliate.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

People who want to keep out of trou-
BILE generally wait until called on be-
fore offering either help or advice.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

The public nan who thinks he can
get along without a stage manager
generally plays to empty houses be-
fore he learns that his season is closed.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a.
family medicine with us since 1855. R.
Madison, 24O9 42d Ave., Chicago, Ills.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

In giving a present to a girl leave the cos
tag on it; it saves her q trip down town.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

FITS stopped free and permanently cured. To fits
after first days use of DIR. kliFae>x Great Nerve
EeStorer. Free 81 trial bottle and treatise,
Send to DR.. KLINE, 93l Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
Mustard in Old Times.

Mustard used to be eaten whole and
dry instead of in a paste made from
mustard flour.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

When anything makes a woman sick to
read it she goes on reading it to the end.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

1t is probable that every man has tried to
have two girls at one time, and failed.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

One of the sure roads to success is
always to consider your own business
of paramount Importance.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

No luxury is more expensive than
;spromising'' horse.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Men generally behave for the same reason
hat they pay taxes; they have to.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup
For children teething. softens the gums, reduces infiam-
nation, alays pain, cures wind collie. Is cents a bottle,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

TO CURE "A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bronze Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money If it fails to cure. Csc
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

H~egeman'sC amphor Ice with GIycerine.
and Face. Cold Sores, &c. c. G. Clark COL Haven CT
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
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Returns to the heart of the victim bound in the
chains of rheumatism, dyspepsia, s%crofula, ca
tarrh, when the blood is enriched and purified by
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25

But one on earth is better than the wife:
is the mother.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1896-12-25
40 YEARS
A SUI r

Sept. 9Th, 1875.
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