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CATHOLIC GOODS.

CRUCIFIXES, STATUES, HOLY water
fonts, prayer books, Bibles. rosary beads
gars, notions of all kinds at ADAM HAU-
BOLD'S. 1922 street
The record-union., 1896-11-04

MARCOS
Third and j streets.
Ladies' entrance on Third street. Open
day and night
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20
HANGED, BUT ALIVE.
Thrilling Experience With Guerrillas
During the Rebellion.

Chicago Record: A successful coal
operator and business man Of Hunts
vile, Mo-. enjoys the rather unique
distinction of having been hanged.
released and restored to life. His name
is H. L. Rutherford, and he is SO years
of age The tragic incident in his life
occurred during the war, when Bill
Anderson's desperadoes were terroriz-
ing north Missouri.
In those days the word Anderson, re-
ferring TO the leader in question. was
synonymous with death. He had with
him on an average about 300 of as reck-
less spirits as ever manned a piratical
craft on the Spanish MAN. 1t was said
of Quantrell that he sometimes spared
Union soldier who fell into his hands.
but that Anderson never did. MANY
historians of guerrilla warfare state this
as a fact, but Mr.. Rutherford's experi-
ence proves the contrary in one in
stance at least.
At the beginning of the war Mr..
Rutherford was an extensive stock
raiser, and had a number of thorough
bred horses on his farm. As the strife
became hotter and the proximity of the
soldiers more apparent these horses
were moved to safe place to prevent
their falling into the hands of either
side Bill Anderson was then in the
vicinity. and his scouts, who had OBJ
served the removal of the horses. re-
ported to him that they were being
taken to the Union army In Ander-
sons court of justice there was no need
OF further evidence to convict de-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20

fendant, and a conviction in his
tribunal meant one thing only.
To capture Mr.. Rutherford was an
easy matter. as in his innocence of in
tention TO offend Anderson ne never
thought of secreting himself. Ruther-
ford had just been married to lovely
young girl, Miss Humphreys, and the
sight of her husband in the midst of
Anderson's picturesque followers drove
her almost distracted The everready
rope was thrown around Rutherford s
neck, and a dozen willing hands were
fastening one end of it to a tree when
the prisoners wife appeared. The rope
was drawn up and the doomed man
was slowly strang1ing while his wife
was pleading on Bonded knees to the
guerrilla chieftain. 1t is said that An
derson glanced curiously for a moment
from the man attached to the tree to
MS wife, and, then, to the aStonish-
ment of his men, gave orders to have
the victim cut down.
From an ecstacy of terror to a heart
bursting feeling of profound gratitude,
young Mrs. Rutherford undertook TO
pour out her thanks to the outlaw, but
was cut short with the remark:
None o. that Take him and get
out; he belongs to you. / don't know
why I've done this, and you had better
get away while the moods on me- or l
may decide to hang him yet
The young husband and wife lost no
time in getting away from such a
dangerous vicinity And now when any
one tells them of Anderson and his
black record they speak of this little
circumstance to offset it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20
QUIPS FOR CHRISTMAS.

| Judge: Good Santa Claus may we'll
grow wild, and go out on a strike. if
every woman, man and child insist
they want bike.
Atlanta Constitution: Buy I'D the
Christmas books literally, and next
year the authors will get royalties
enough to dine at a restaurant
Harper's Bazaar: Papa" said Tom
my, do you think Santa Claus would
be offended if / put a note into the
chimney and told him in which toy
store they kept the best fire engines?''
Philadelphia North American: Mrs
Sumatra-I do wish 1 could get my
I husband to swear off smoking for
awhile Mrs. Stogie-Why don't you
give him a box of cigars for Christmas?
Detroit Free Press: He-I mean to
give you an elegant engagement ring,
and We'll call it your Christmas pres
ent. She-I'm not to be outdone in
generosity. I'll give it right back again.
Illustrated Monthly: Mamie got a
diamond ring for her Christmas"
How did she get it?" Jack. of
course? But how did Jack get it,"
Hung up his watch"
Cleveland Leader: First Newsboy-
Coin to hang up your stockin' Christ
mas eve? Second Newsboy-Naw
First Newsboy-Better do it. You might
get em filed. Second Newsboy-
They're filled now. First Newsboy-
What with? Second Newsboy-Holes.
Pittsburg Telegraph: The
approaching Christmas was under dis
cussion in a Bellefield household.
What would you like Santa Claus to
bring, little girl?'' asked the papa of his
small daughter. Il would like him to
bring Christmas sooner" replied the
maiden.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: What are
you going to give George for Christ
mas?" We'll, thought I'd work him
something, but I'm so mad at what he
said that I don't feel like giving him
a thing What did he say?" He
said he hoped I would'n mt spoil my eyes
and rack my brain trying to make
him a present" We'll, that was all
right, wasn't it2' Then he added that
1 could buy something so much cheaper
and better. I'm angry enough to go
and get that toilet table set for him
that l have wanted so longl"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20
DOG Statuarv.

AT Keith's a trained dog poses with
his mistress in imitation of statuary.
AS the animal appears in one tabIeau
after another, holding his position at
point" or Ito heel" or dropped to
shot, seeming game" retrieving, y
ETC.. without even so much as winking
an eye, the audience wonder whether
stuffed dog is not being worked off
on them, until doubt is put to rest
when the dog and mistress step out of
the final tableaux, and the quadruped
is put through some wonderfully clever
tricks.-Boston Transcript.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20

II there is my Difference between
the Three Crown and those conced-
ed by almost everybody to be the
hest powders on the market. the
Three Crown b. king Powder. manu-
featured by Hewlett Bros. has the
greatest ienvenfng strength and pu-
rtty. }. It. kISGSBURY,
Chemist, University of Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20
Ingenious Method of Overcoming
"RockinG" In High Buildings.

Any one who has visited the upper
floors of New York or Boston or Chi
cago ''sky-scrapers" during high
wind, must have experienced the un-
pleasant sensation known as rocking. .
In other words he has felt the building
culver and even sway sensibly beneath
his feet The narrower of the tall
structures are, OF course especially
prone TO rocking" Mr.. Harry Law
renee. tenant of the notable American
Tract society's building. in Nassau
street. New York. is responsible for the
statement that that giant edifice sways
a foot in an average high wind, and.
during gale even exceeds that limit
The danger attendant upon this
rocklng, not to speak of the upset
ting effect il produces upon nervors
folk, must be at once apparent.
4 wholesale manufacturer of photo
graphic materials. Wright by name.
has invented an ingenious method of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-12-20

Judge: Good Santa Claus may well
grow wild, and go out on a strike, if
every woman, man and child insist
they want a bike
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
GREAT PHYSICAL STRENGTH

is not necessary to the enjoyment of per-
feet health, yet strong, healthy organs
and faculties give rise to the most de-
1ightful sensations of existence.
Exercise, common sense and ordinary
precaution and you need never be very
sick. When you find your stomach
troublesome, your bowels inactive, your
nerves sensitive-lool, out When your
weight is decreasing, when your energy
is waning, when exertion seems impossi-
Bile and sleep does not give rest-look
out
Serious illness has its beginning in
neglected little things. Even dread con-
sumption comes on by degrees, and may
begin with a very slight arrangement
Taken in time, eS per cent. of all cases
of consumption can be cured. Taken in
time, no disease need be really serious.
The best safeguard against disease is an
active, healthy liver. That means good
blood and good blood means good solid
healthy flesh.
The germs of disease seek out the weak
spots in the body. Don't have any weak
spots. Ifyou have them now, clear them
out, tone. them up, make them strong.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will do it. 1t searches out all poisonous
matter and disease-germs of whatever
character. 1t regulates the action of the
organs of the whole body 1t forces out
impure matter, makes the blood rich and
puts new life into every fiber. It makes
good, firm, healthy hesh-doesn't make
fat. 1t gives you flesh that you can work
with-the flesh that means health, but a
reasonable plumpness is essential to the
best bodily condition.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
is pleasant to take and you don't have
to take an ocean of it to get we'll either
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. r. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
S. K. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
WHY DO WE DOT!

Perhaps some sage can tell me. for, indeed. I'd
like to know
The secret Of the titles that hear where'er
go.
There's Brown, who studied medicine, attain
ing some renown,
Whose wife hear referred to now as "Mrs.
Dr. Brown"
What reason Jr the custom can the wise ones
give to me?
Why not as we'll refer to her as "Mrs Brown,
NJ. Dr."
Because O'Shea is on the bench why should we
always say.
In speaking of his charming wife, "There's
Mrs. Judge O'Shea2'
Is she Judge by marriageP Was she welded
to the court2
There should be some good reason why the
title she should sport.
II one should wed Justice, pray advise me,
would she be
. Entitled to be known by all as "Mrs. JONES'
J. P.f'
If not; what reason can we give for speaking
as we do
OF "Mrs Major Cannonball'' or 'Mrs. Bishop
Pew"
Do titles 60 to families for use of ev'ry oneS
And If they do, why aren't they used by daugh
ter and by SOM
Why not "Miss Lieutenant Sharpf' Why not
junior tooP
At least let's be consistent in the things we try
to do,
Chicago Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" mo. s. and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. ~ run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas
aengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cara between Chicago
and In Junta. West of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close concessions are made In Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the ''Sauta Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 9. LuTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, @. p. A. Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
A Constant Visitor.

Pain is constant visitor of persons
troubled with chronic rheumatism. This
unwelcome guest will, however, take its
departure, and not renew his visits if a
writ of ejectment is served upon 1t
through the agency of Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters, the most efficient blood de-
purent and anodyne to rheumatic twinges
known to medical science. No testimony
In its behalf Is more positive and conclu-
sive than that which proves it's efficacy in
rheumatic complaints. 1t is also con-
spicuously eficacious for malarial, ner-
vous, bilious, dyspeptic and kidney dis
orders. 1t promotes appetite and sleep,
and is particularly useful to invalids re-
covering from exhaustiog maladies. Per-
sons past the prime of life, and thus suf
fering from lack of vital stamina, find
it highly beneficial. Give it a Persistent
trial. No medicine used spamodically,
and at irregular times, can be expected
to achieve lasting results.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
cold at Cripple Creek.

The best way to get there is over the
Santa Fe Route. The fabulously rich
gold mining district Of Cripple Greek,
Colo, 10 attracting hundreds Of people.
BY spring the rush bids fair to be enor-
nous. That there 10 an abundance Of
gold there Is demonstrated beyond doubt.
Fortunes are being rapidly made.
To reach Cripple Greek, take the Santa
Fe Route, tho only standard guage line
direct to the camp. Through Pullman
sleepers and chair cars. The Santa Fe
lands you right in the heart Of the Cripple
Creek.
Inquire Of nearest ticket agent, or ad-
dress Geo. T. Nicholson, g. P. A., A., T. 4
8. =. nv, Monadnock Block, Chicago.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Take Simmons Liver Regulator to pre-
vent illness from the malarial poison
which comes with the spring months.
Summons Liver Regulator is mild lax
alive that cleanses the system and purifies
the blood. An excellent Alternative and
tonic for the spring. ~ have been very
much improved in health by taking Sim
mons Liver Regulator."-M. Newport,
Williamsburg, KY.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

We might tell You more about One
Minute Cough Cure, but you probably
know that it cures cough. Every one
does who has used it. 1t is perfect
remedy for coughs, cold, hoarseness. It
IS an especial favorite for children, being
pleasant to take and quick in curing.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
FLAT-oPENINo BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied that you have once
used aat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and In order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing Go. Of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT OPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
s Or. 400 pages) Cash Book $3.50
: 3r: SO SO isaxer s s.SS
They are made with pages 1O1sx16
inches, Of q good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in our bindery and we guar
sntee every one Of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

The Prisoner: l throw myself upon
the mercy of the court 1t was drink thar
brought me here. The Judge: Do yon
claim that you were intoxicated at the
time this offense was committed? Pris-
oner: No, your honor, I simply claim that
the policeman who arrested ne was drunk
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
An Amdavit.

This is to certify that on May 18th,
walked 10 Melick's drug store on pair
of crutches and bought hottie Of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm for inflammatory
rheumatism which had crippled me up.
After using three bottles | am completely
CURED. can cheerfully recommend it,
Charles H. Wetsel, Sunbury, Pa.
Sworn and subscribed TO before me on
August 10, 1ss4.-Walter shipman. ]. P.
For sale a 50 cents per bottle st Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

The annual meat bill of London is
something wonderful. During the year
1895 the butchers of that burg killed and
sold the flesh of 100000 cattle, /, 100000
sheep 500, 600 calves and 100000 hogs, to
say nothing Of the horses and fowls.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

1t will be an agreeable surprise to per.
sons subject to attacks of bilious collie to
learn that prompt relief may be had by
taking Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhma Remedy. In many instances
the attack may be prevented by taking
this remedy as soon as the first symptoms
of the disease appear. Is and so cent
bottles for sale at Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
A New Partisan Food

Cancels flesh is the latest addition
to the Partisan bill Of fare, Algerian
butchers undertaking to provide the
supply. The meat is said to taste like
beef. though white like veal. Tho hump
is considered great delicacy by the
Arabs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Take dose of DeWitt's Little Early
Risers just for the good they will do you.
These little pills are good forindigestion
good for headache, good for liver com.
plant. good for constipation. They are
good. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

It's just as easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It's easier
to cure severe cough or cold with It.
Let your next purchase for cough be
One Minute Cough Cure. Better lmedi-
cine; better result; better try IL. Newtons
drup store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Yes, said the lecturer to the Sand Greek
Equal Rights Association. / have for so
many years studied the habits and
peculiarities Of the contrary sex-the
opposite sex, mean-that--But the
applause Was 80 violent that for some
minutes she was unable to proceed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

am going to propose to Miss Jinkles,
said WhykiEs, thoughtfuIly. Has she
given you any encouragement should
say so. Why, she is afraid am spend
ing too much money for bouquets and
matinee tickets.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

During the winter of 1898, F. NJ. Martin,
of Long Reach, W. Va, contracted a
severe cold which left him with cough.
In speaking of how he cured it he says:
II used several kinds of cough syrup but
found no relief until bought bottle of
Lhamberlain's Cough Remedy, which re-
lieved me almost instantly, and in a short
time brought about complete cure."
When troubled with cough or cold use
this remedy and You will not find it neces.
sary to try several kinds before You get
relief. 1t has been in the market for over
twenty years and constantly grown in
favor and popularity. For sale at Is and
so cents per bottle at Ireland's Pharmacy.
Yes, the man with the seal ring had
just aaid, was on my uppers year or
two ago, but now got money to burn.
How dye do itS Sellin' Egyptian m
Japanese hotel labelsto paste on Trunks.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

A little i'll, then little pill. The ill is
gone the pill has won. DeWitt's Early
Risers the little pills that cure great ills.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

The truffle is most wonderful vegeta.
BILE, having neither roots, stem, leaves,
flowers or seeds. 1t is species of fungi
allied to the mushroom, and is found
most plentiful in France.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Busy people have no time, aud sensible
people have no inclination to use slow
remedy. One Minute Cough Cure acts
promptly and gives permanent results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
Nice Man Evidently.

Nice Man Evidently.
Wiggles-Do you know old Walker?
Waggles-Yes.
Wiggles-What sort Of q man is he
anyway?
Waggles-Well, if he wanted to marry
my mother in law, I shouldn't have the
least objection. -Somerville Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Alas, exclaimed the conterfsiter, that
should have imbibed Of the new art
movement. If had not attempted that
poster effect, / should now be free man.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

IT, Ill The Same, . slight cold, con-
Rsstsd lun9e Or severe cough. One MIN.
ute Cough Cure banishsd them. Newson's
drag store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

good authority on horses says that the
gray will live longest, and that the roans
come next in order. Blacks seldom live
to be over 20, and creams rarely exceed
10or H.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla prepared for
cleansing the blood. 1t builds up and
strengthens constitutions impaired BY
disease. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
sUNBEAMS.

The fret modern bridge in which history
makes me ntion was the famo Subllcian
Bridge at Rome. It was erected in the
seventh century,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Wallace: Don't you suppose George
Washington told any lies, even after he
was married? Ferry: Of course not.
OF course not? He knew it would be no
use. He married a widow, you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Burns are absolutely painless when De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve is promptly ap-
piled. This statement is true. A perfect
remedy for skin disease, ohapped hands
and lips, and never fails to cure piles.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

Jimson (engaging cook in his wife's
absence): Yes, you will euit. Come next
Wednesday. By the way, what's your
names Cook: Mary, sir. Jimson:
HIN, that's unfortunate. Ny wife's name
is Mary. Cook: Oh, then call me Dsisey.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03

It is not a miracle. It won't cnre every
thing, but it will cure piles. That's what
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve will do, be-
cause it has done it in hundred Of caaes.
Newtons drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-03
RIO GRANDE 4 SANTA FE
Denver & Rio Grande Railroads.
iHE SCENIC LIRE OF THE WORLD.
Time Table No. SO.
Effective Oct. Is, 1881

Effective Oct. Is, 1895. !
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29
Aboard Ship.

Sea voyages are usually deemed pro-
motive of health. So they are in most
cases. But ii may well be doubted if
the shaking UP aboard ship, which peo-
pie of very fragile constitution and
weak nerves get, is not prejudicial if
its effects are not averted or nullified
by medicinal safeguard The best
if We are to believe the testimony of
ocean travellers, whether they go
abroad for health, pleasure or business,
is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. In
valids, commercial travellers, sea cap
tains and yachtmen concur in recon-
mending this fine defensive tonic So
do emigrants to the frontier, the in
habitants of malarious regions, and all
who are exposed to hardship or rigors
of climate. For malarial, rheumatic
or kidney trouble, nervousness, dys-
pepsia, liver complaint and constipa-
ton it is eminently efficacious. and
commended by the medical fraternity
far and near.