Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1896-12-31
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Washington Star. Ha'SS
Wiley-"Tell me somethir.
a joke" Driley POINT 'VOu n
Traveller. DOSa|
ne ignorance that is bliss is ts ,
norance of the man who thjnt I'
knows it all.-Puck. "A' Y
Mr.. Dooley-"She is ALWAYS ,n,.,
people down" Mr., G~urley-~A gn,47
ehT mo, a scorcher Life '"4
The Lady-Tf you do NOT mor,
shall whistle for the dog. The NJ,
Let me sell you a whistle, mum -T.ns
Mamma-"Mrs. Brown saws bp, lir'
boy looks very much like oursr pa "F
lhen ours must be better.lOOklnrs
Puck. ~
Harry, do you love your little bl,|
brother?" whats the use? Ho w0n',
MT know it if | did.-New yorl r''.
ing Journal.
/, by the way what is Mauds I'm.
band WORTH" Il hear that hpr f,,S.l
gave 100000 for b~imnNrbIaa]
Times-Herald Y
rs this a free translationy asked "A,
girl in the book store. mo. miss n
piled the clerk; "it costs fifty cents 4
Boston Traveller.
Marie-"Just think of the nerva II
the fellow to propose to me-" Mert1
Nerve? Why, it was absolute reeEI
lessness Truth.
Skaggs-"I thought Softy had anil
drinking?" Draggs-"Oh, he did. HpJ
now celebrating his reformation
Kentucky Colonel.
Lady (admiring gifts at wedding
"Ah, these are the souvenir sDOONI
Maid dndignantly)-"No. indeed, munI
They're solid silver.'-Judge.
She-"What fine, broad shoulders yu
have!" He-"They're necessary for |!
half back Shelby! how broad nd
full backs must b~e."-Judge.
Teacher-"Did you study this ls|
SOM" Pupil-"I looked over It" Teadl
er-"Well, hereafter, just lower you'd
gaze a little. '-Philadelphia Record
May-Were there any men at the s|
shore? Pamela-YeS, one; but ID
wasn't popular. May-WhO was hI
Pamela-The armless wonder Truth
Charlie Flyup-"Now that you'd
married don't you find it rather hrl
settling DOWN." George Fastus-"Ml
nearly so hard, old boy, as settling uR]
Kentucky Colonel.
Wazbey-"Sort of a far away b1
in Bingley's eyes, isn't there?' ConFl
Eyes; that's because since election \
has had them on a cOnsulShip in SOun|
Africa. Gazette.
Miss Wellalong making a caH1
katie, you are getting to be quite \
girl. How old are youT haue1
Five. You're getting to be quite \
girl, too. How old are yOu|-Cnlas|
Tribune.
She yawned, but still he fingered tAa'I
(Of bores he was the greatesth
Until she murmured, in despair,
you're up-to-date, | must declare,
For you're the very latest"
Washington Star.
She-Of course | love the PrlnceuI
eleven; they all treated me so sweeWi
Hell hadn't heard that you lau M'I
them. She-I haven't, but won Y
pounds of candy on the gane'-N'
YORK Evening World.
Her Mental Strain-"Have you %'I
busy lately, Mrs. PlodgettT' "les'a'
just worn myself out trying 10 YUM ,'
what all those things were tla' N \
Plodgett promised to buy me alter -
election."-Chicago Record.
"Do you hear that whining ID ',
next room?" Eyes; who is itT lm
the football rusher who got vi m
manly utterances at the END u =
game; his wife is rubbing DIS "'
shoulder."-Chicago Record
Yabsley-"The truest test oil u T =.
friendship is his willingness y :,
YOU money" Mudge-"0h, 'mOst ~,
body will lend money. The rea, . y,
is when you strike him for
loan."-Indianapolis Journal
Teacher-Tommy, what do you i I'i 4
you naughty boy? Tommy aiu .'n,
in nothin'. Teacher-WW' ~
YOU whistled; I heard you. TOp lna,
My mother says you shouidn
all YOU hear.-Boston TRANSCRIPT
Mamma" said little Mary, d
does amen mean?" 1T means ina. !,
ioin in with what has been salu' n
that you approve of and Del,.'' !.
80, yes, l know" said the HUN \,
Its the opposite of nlt!'-Harp"'
Ear. 49,,
"And the presents He waitu