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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
A Suspicious Livery Stable Man.

There is livery stable keeper in Texas
who is very careful to whom he hires his
turnouts.
One Sunday afternoon young married
man called at the livery stable and wanted
horse and buggy.
"Who is going along with you?" asked
the livery stable man.
81 am going to take my wife's mother
out for her health, and you can put a
Ratchet and a spade in the bottom Of the
buggy, as want to bring in some young
cedar trees to plant out at the cemetery"
My buggies are all engaged, and if they
were not you would have to pay $500 bug
gy hire for one afternoon.
"Why, how's that?"
"Besides l don't want to be hauled up
as a witness every time the court meets"
"Witness! What ahout?'
''And then you will be taking a change
of venue because public sentiment is down
on you here, and l don't want to be at
tached by the sheriff as u witness, travel
40 miles and be fined $40 and then be
blackguarded by three Or four lawyers"
''Why, what are you talking about?"
''That's all right. l don't say you amt
justified, but ain no fool When man
wants to take his mother-in-l law out in
the country for her health, with Ratchet
and spade, and talks about planting
things in the cemetery know oil want
to. My buggies are hired f year in adj
vance. just take your custom to some
rival house. When hire buggy, 1 hire
buggy, and when hire hearse it is
hearse. don't want to do any business
what's not legitimate. Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
The FabIed Giant. atIas.

Was said to have supported the world
upon his shoulders. If SO, he must have
been decidedly muscular individual.
We can't all be muscular, but we can en-
Joy fair modicum of physical vigor if
whtn that blessing is denied US by nature,
We supplement her deficit by an appeal
to the national tonic, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which reinstates digestion upon
a permanent basis, remedies nervousness,
billiousness, and constipation, and over
comes rheumatic and kidney troubles.
1t also counteraots the poison of malaria
in air or water, and recruits exhausted
energy when impaired by unusual bodily
or mental fatigue. The aged, infirm and
convalescent have no more potent and
thorough helper than this justly popular
lnvigorant, with successful record of
nearly half a century.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

without it she would lose the brightness of
her eyes, the fullness of her cheeks and her
vivacity. Health brings all these things
but health means more than most people
think of. Real health must mean that a
woman is really woman. That she IS
strong and perfect in sexual way, as we'll
as in every other That she is capable of
performing perfectly the duties of matern-
ity. Upon her strength in this way depends
to large extent her general health, her
good looks and her attractiveness. Some
women are born stronger than others.
Some are born with what is called con-
stitutional weakness" 1t is easier for some
women to retain health and strength than
it is for others. Some seem able to do any.
thing they like, whenever they like, with
out serious results. Still, there is no rea.
son why women should not enjoy perfect
health Those who do not need only take
the proper precautions and the proper rem.
edy to become perfectly well and strong.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription will cure
any arrangement of the distinctly feminine
organism. 1t is absolutely certain. There
are some who have neglected themselves
so long that a complete cure is next to i'm
possible but even these will find comfort
and improved health in the use of the Fa.
vorite Prescription" 1t has cured hundreds
of women who have received no relief what
ever from years of treatment with good
physicians. 1t is absolutely unique in the
history Of medicine. Such remedy can
be discovered only once. There is nothing
in the world like it, nor has there ever been.
Hundreds Of things that every woman ought
to know, are contained in DR.. Pierce's Med
ical Adviser, which will be sent absolutely
free on receipt of 81 one-cent stamps to
cover cost of mailing only. Worlds Dis
nensarv Medical Association. Buffalo. N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
MR.. LEASE OE KANSAS.
An Unknown Husband of a Well Known
Woman of the Day.

Woman of the Day.
Written especially for The Gentlemen's Home
Journal.
Few would think to look at the husband
Of Mary Ellen Lease, the celebrated ora
tress and agitatress of Kansas, that much
of his wife's success Is due to her hus-
bands careful supervision of his wife's
and her husbands mutual home
Mrs. Leases husband is man who is
ever thoughtful of those little things that
contribute to the tout ensemble of the
household, if may be permitted to put it
that way. When other men have their
heels caught up about the grocery store,
sharing each others political opinions and
tobacco, Mrs. Leases husband is at home
engaged in the exercise of those domestic
virtues that have endeared him to the
hearts of every woman in town. Political
affiliations and those things he leaves to
Mrs. Lease, whose voice, accustomed to
the broad sweep of the prairies appears
better fitted to do so.
"Why," says Mr.. Lease, laying his work
down in his lap and raising the darning
needle argumentatively in the air, 'why
seek to imbitter my existence with the
cark and care, ETC., of public sphere
when Mary Ellen can go forth upon the
rostrum and battle with the hordes of plu-
tocracy?h
Giving utterance to which homely piece
of philosophy, Mr.. Lease looks in the oven
and tries the cake with straw which he
plucks out of the broom for that purpose.
There Is an air of peace and contentment
about the house. Mrs. Lease is abroad.
She is absent addressing a Poplllist meet
ing upon the well known topic, Arc the
Rich Getting Richer and the Poor Poorer,
or Vice Versa, and, If So, Why Not?"
The correspondent of The Gentlemens
Home journal was pleasantly entertained
by Mr. Lease and found him to be we'll
informed upon all public matters that en-
gage the attention of his talented wife. He
was alive to the responsibility of his posi-
ton and said, ooh, if more men who are
now running for Office could only realize,
before IL is too late, how much better it
would be to remain home and do chores
while their wives attended to things and
how much happier the world would boz"
Saying which, Mr. Lease thoughtfully
turned his apron over and wiped his coun-
tenance with the other side, while the cor
respondent came slowly away, bearing in
his hand a homemade pie which Mr..
Lease had forced upon his acceptance.
Meeting poor boy shortly afterward, the
correspondent gave him the pie.
1t was but the work of moment for
the boy to take large rock and break the
pie into several fragments, which he gem
erously distributed among his compan-
ions.-New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
AN OUTLINE.

The girl loved was married yesterday.
Tread no more, my eyes are blurred with tears,
One line Of print can bring back all the years
deemed as dead and make December May
For We were young and dreams were passing
sweet,
And earth seemed all to smile with tenderness
Upon our love, and we were happy-yes,
A thousand ways to us life seemed complete.
This love learned to look upon as dead,
And yet tonight feel dull, strange pain,
An ache here in the throat cannot sway;
l see again that quaint trick of her head,
The swelling Of her throat-but dreams are
vain
The girl loved was married yesterday
John Northern billiard in Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,

Trains No. l and carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re.
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines divergiug. For further particulars
call on any agent of the Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, @. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

A good recommendation for Simmone
Liver Regulator Is, that it is purely vege.
table and strongly tonic. Then, too, it is
better than pills, because easier to take
in liquid or powder and with no gripping,
while the relief from constipation, bilious
ness, sick headache and dyspepsia is quick
and sure. II find Simmons Liver Regula-
tor very safe and valuable family medi-
cine."-Rev. j. M. Rollins, Fairfield, Va.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
LNW Rates EnSf

On June IL, IA and Is, and July 4, 5
and 6, the Santa Fe route will place on
sale tickets at greatly reduced rates to
Chicago and st. Louis, either one way or
round trip. Rates to points east of Chi
cago and st. Louis reduced accordingly.
For particulars call on or address agents
of the Santa Fe route.
H. 8. LUTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
G. L. NICHOLSON, G. p. A.,
Chicago, Ills.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
What We Have.

"And now that the snow and ice of win
ter have vanished" gushed the pretty
Sunday school teacher to her class of boys
land the glad harbingers announce th
bursting buds, the tiny riyulets swell into
lusty streams and little birds render vocal
the morning-what is it we have9 Who
can answer?'
A warty hand went up.
eyes, Robert, you may answer What
do we have?"
"Sulphur and molasses, replied Robert
earnestly. New York Recorder.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Mothers will find Chant erain's Cough
Remedy especially valuable for Group and
whooping cough. 1t will give prompt
relief and is safe and pleasant. We have
sold it for several years and it has never
failed to give the most perfect satisfac-
tion.-G. w. Richardson, Duquesne, Pa.
Sold at Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
Plausible, but Improbable.

A man in Oklahoma heard noise at
his office door, and thinking that it was
some one peeping through the keyhole
he injected little pepper sauce into it.
When he went home, his wife told him
she had been cutting wood and a chip
flew up in her eye. Washington Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
Reduced Rates to Colorado,

Effective June l, 1896. the Santa Fe route
will place on sale tickets to Denver at the
rate Of $28. so; Colorado Springs, $23.86;
Pueblo, $21.O5. Reduced rates to all
other points 10 Colorado, these tickets
viii be sold daily from June to October
81, good to return at any time up to and
including Nov. Is, 1895. For particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
b. 8. Lutte, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
GRo. T. NloHoLsoN,G. PA,
Chicago, III.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

A. L. Wooster, prominent citizen of
Osseo, Mich, after suffering excruciating-
~ from piles for twenty years, was cured
IN short time by using DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, an absolute cure for all
skin diseases. More of this preparation
is used than all others combined. Fisch.
er's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
Reduced Rates.

American Society of Civil Engineers,
San Francisco, CAL, June 30, l896.-.For
the above meeting the Santa Fe route will
sell tickets to San Francisco and return at
one fare for the round trip, tickets on
sale June IL, 16, % and "a, 1896. Final
return limit sixty days from date of sale;
stop-overs allowed.
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
g. T. NIcHoLsoN, g. p. A.,
Chicago, Ills.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Ifwomen are not good enough to belong
to the Masons, said fair one, with
pouting lips, the other day, will You
please tell us why9 My dear; that is the
very trouble. You are too good. The
necessity for your membership does not
exist. Masonry was founded to make
men better and the Lord knows they need
-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Eczema is frightful affection, but like
nently cured by applications of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel 6alve. II never fails to cure
Piles. Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Three little girls in a communicative
mood.
First Little Girl-My papa is knight
Templar. What is your papa?
Second Little Girl-Oh my papa is a
Knight of Pythias. Aud what is your
papa?
Third Little Girl guess my pa Is an
all night Anyhow, ma says he is, cause
he don't come home till morning.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Wing-Things seem quiet at the Agents
Lodge, lately. Anything wrongf
King-Yes. The Past Grand Worthy
Supreme Mogul's wife won't let him out
nights, and he was the life and soul of the
meetings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

One Minute is the standard time, and
One Minute Cough Cure is the standard
preparation for every form of cough or
cold. 1t is the only harmless remedy that
produces immediate result. Fischer's
drug store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Tha Italians have this proverb: In
buying houses and taking a wife, shut
your eyes and commend yourself to God
-DuclOs,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
The Very Latest.
A Fish Story.

A Fish Story.
By the way" said Jonah as he made
himself comfortable, "haven't seen you
beforeS'
where" snorted the overfed cetacean.
II have an impression that you are the
fish that broke line and got away from
me one day when was fishing off u dock
in Nineyeh. "-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Mrs. R. DeYoung, Middleburg, To-,
writes. have used One Minute Cough
Cure for six years, both for myself and
children, and consider it the quickest
acting and most satisfactory cough cure
/ have ever used. Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Did You ever think how readily the
blood is poisoned by constipation? Bad
blood means bad health and premature
old age. DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills, overcome obsti-
nate constipation. Fischer's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

He--Do you believe love can exist
without jealousys
She-Yes, but not without insurance.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Would you like me to get you some
mournings asked the Widows best
friend few hours after her affection.
Mourningf What do want mourn
ing for? Henry's life was Insured for
$4,000 and I'm no hypocrite. Got me
red tailor-made jersey and an absinthe
skirt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier resid-
ing at Monroe, Mich, was severely af-
hicted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. He says: cat times
my back would ache so badly that could
hardly raise mp. If I had not gotten re-
lief | would not be here to write these few
lines. Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
me great deal of good and feel very
thankful for it," For sale at Ireland's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

If people only made prudent marriages
what stop to population there would
be.-Thackeray.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
OBLIGED Her.

"Sir," screamed Mrs. Bluebeard No l,
"nothing will satisfy mo but separa-
tionn'
delighted to accommodate, I'm sure,
said that amiable husband. And the next
instant tho swish of the snickersnee fol-
lowed and the lady found herself suffi-
GENTLY disconnected to suit the most cap
tious.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

One swallow does not make Spring, but
one swallow of One Minute Cough Cure
brings relief. Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Wedlock's like wine,-not properly
judged of till the second glass.-Doug.
las Jerrold,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Then take the "Eanta Fe Route;" 10
hours to Denver, II hours to Colorado
Springs, Is hours to Pueblo. The only
standard gauge line between Santa Fe
and the above named points. For par
ticulars, consult timetables or call on
any agent Of the Santa Fe Route.
h. 8. Lutte, Agent,
= Santa Fe, N. n.
Gro. T. NrcuoLsos. q. PA,
Chicago, III.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

Young mothers dread the Summer
months on account of ths great mortality
among children, caused by bowel troubles.
Perfect safety may be assured those who
keep on hand Dc Wits Collie b Cholera
cure, and administer 1t promptly. For
cramps, bilious colo, dysentery and
diarrhea, II affords instant relief
Fischer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

OH how many torments lie in the small
circle of wedding ring.-Colley Oiber.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

If it required an annual outlay of 800
to insure family against any serious
consequences from an attack of bowel
complaint during the year there are many
who would feel it their duty to pay it,;
that they could not afford to risk their
lives and those of their family for such
an amount. Anyone can get this insur-
ance for rs cents, that being the price of
bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. In almost every
neighborhood some one has died from an
attack of bowel complaint before medi-
cine could be procured or physician
summoned. One or two doses Of this
remedy will cure any ordinary case. 1t
never fails. Can you afford to take the
risk for 80 small an amountf For sale
at IEeland's Pharmacy.
Homely Lady-O, guess you can fill
the place. My husband is an easy man to
suit. New Cook Cooking at her)-Yes,
mum l can readily believe it. Homely
Lady Ito herself) Strange, she should
take it for granted, but probably she
knows superior woman like myself
wouldn't marry crank.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

How to Look Intellectual.
''That Miss Dawson is stupid look
ing girl. !"
Eyes, isn't she?"
Somebody ought to persuade her to
wear eyeglasses Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
Power Of Mind.

"Scribbs, can you spell well?"
mo, can't spell at ALL"
"How do you get on in literary work
without knowing how to spell?"
That's easy; whichever way think it
is, put 1t the other way" Chicago
Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15
SUNBEAMS.

There swims no goose so gray but soon
or late, she finds some honest gander for
a mate.-Pope.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-15

The first wife is matrimony, the second
company.-Dr. Johnson.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-12-16
Santa CLAUS Candy.

The time of "peace upon earth and
good will to man, is not only for splr-
itual refreshment, and reconsecra
ton to the teachings that came with
the babe in the msnger, but it is q
time when people look well to sup.
plying the inner man and inner chill
dren with the good appetixing things
that were made for people to eat
Jesse Howe has been moving right
along with the advancing column to
furnish people old and young with
the 1896 Santa Claus candy. Candy
of all kinds and eolors, red white and
blue and all intermediate shades. and
with favors to suit all tastes. Some
OF his candies are 90 finely favored
that sick people are almost tempted
to eat them. His place is just the
room to drop into to secure q choice
assortment of the best candy 'going
in these days of improved candy max.
ing. Be certain to give him call.
When you come to town ask for his
place. Everyone knows that his
place is opposite Court House square
on Main street. Don't miss the
place Ask if you can't find it. It
will pay to buy at his place.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-12-16

A great revival meeting has besn
going on in tho Methodist church,
and many profess to have a change
of heart and desire to lead better
life from this out to the end of their
days. RAILROAD men" have been
coming from Harrisburg to attend
and participate in the meetings. On
Monday evening meeting was held
at the intersection of Main and
Bridge streets. Joe Kerwin as he ia
familiarly called made quite speech,
giving his experience in changing
from q lover Of things OF time and
sense to a lover Of spiritual things,
and q worker in the vineyard Of the
Lord.
The Cuban leader .Maceo is dead.
It is said that Spanish military men
high in authority proposed confer
ence with Maceo within Spanish lines
with the view of the cessation OF hos
tilities, looking to settlement OF the
trouble by the insurgents paying an
indemnity fund and having the free
dom of the Cubans enlarged. The
conference was to be held under q
flag of truce and Maceo and 35 OF his
staff were all on their way inside the
Spanish lines under flag OF truce
when at a certain place large body
of Spanish troops appeared. Their
commander ordered Maceo to sur
render. He refused. The Span
isrds opened fire, and in the battle
that took place Maceo and all nls es-
cort we're killed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-12-16
H0LLaDlUaH 4 son. the Clpthins l1B Main St. Patterson

Let NJ
,f"swhn told that $780, that othsso
sou $lxCe Call and will furnish with the salt veil
sides. - ~' - ~e -:
SsesdAs to Tailor Cohisg alwosl
ior $i fancy for $l5 1900 20O0 $500 and $780,
and guaranteed
TAILOR made Pautaloons 5OO 6O0
Fancy Tailor IS co. IS 90 ST. 90 and $50
never put the odd Instead Of marking
coe $S &c., simply knock of the odd cts and call $l7
we will sell knee suts duplicate for
money $780, 81 SO and $780, sd choice "
Youths and Boys Suits, speciality We
suits from co. $780, AGO. $780, 600 7O $780, 900 dollars and
to OOO dollars for the 6nes Young Mems
our hat department will 6nd all the latest bocks either
fusn or derby Our competitors this nothing We stand
second to the line
FyhOur Fall comprises Complete
f Gy Winter Weht 50 camers hair for 75; Fine alwoo 3
o lined 6nih So the finest lambs WOOL
soft as Elder down % No
are sole agents for the Celebrated Douglas Shoe We
them in IL different
Seuert-We
ut the smallest boy or the Largest Nan.
EtgMhOur line of neck fashions The
sane can be said Of our line Of collars cuds and dress shirts
"nThe day sell old furnishing goods
TO young men who want be fashonably dressed.
Heavy Winter Boots only $l.35
Mackintoshes in all styles and . all prices
last but not special
line Of Mems Boys and Chdren
% to $l2 Boys ~ SO to s6 ohdn 81 81 We and 1
Dress Oysoas Melton Kerseys
blues the prevailing styles for this We
goods and An examination OF line will the kept
cal that and value for the
than elsewhere.
Finally Gloves the
county Sec them ard be
III O L L O B A U G II 81 S O N.