New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-04-06
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

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TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.
"rlbre and Fabric" is inclined 70 De sarcs'uS.
"uyb., ne need" IL says. is an Easter chu'0i ~
.hould be so arranged that each woman eou" ~
rorv honnet IN the church. and at the same time
have her own bonnet seen by every o''e, "o
The woman In the back seat feels SAD 70 ."''" '''
M other woman can see her bonnet anu 'iie wilma.
~ tho from, seat feels equally sad to think thas
! en-. cannot see the bonnet show In the theatre II
,1.-snt the stage holds the attention o. all except
between the acts. when envy. Jealousy ana opera
glasses have full sway.
Western Populatons.-Stranger On western c,ty!
i understand you claim 1000" population LOT '''
Directory Man-Yes. sir We have IN Inc rsat
directory. just being hnsnea; -Vy 70 nf family.
maiass' ic5cS o. See See -
to know how many copies Of that directory you
want n1teE prlnyea Man after some agurnsl-Tm
guess dfteen viii be enough."-New-York Weekly.
The manager OF the Pot,sve PENN Baseball
Cub received the following unique letter the otner
day: In
ii here by de papers dat your de feier moo WI"
run &c club at Pottsvii!e dis yeer ana "a"'S
payer.
e. VIII take de job If yer will send on yer recon-
mends am a Dagger and ken trou de dickenst
sw.ftest ball yer ever seed .
my bat IL all full OF dents wher hit the pail
/ on de nose always when ddp't mis- IT. never
mia n only when de empire cheats and he cheats
!, good bit don't like to here de empire cheat 90
you. 49,.
81 went through a knot hole in de tense ana
ketchei bail last summer ana bhiy mailman "
de Phllles sez It de best ketch he ever seed
"if YOU need any recommend about me you ken
rite two mi mother vii KUN for dollar day ana
eat. Your good friend.
II am struck" said well-known Traveller tne
other day. with few features N rho o ,Ssm n'1 -
1 her u
the custom OF posting up oack-ooraered nouces
no e t1Sns in y II. sdf" inss
Where Else know rs sort OF habit o., only from
about twenty years ago. when the town was new:
no NEWSPAPERS ana even iae srs .He a Sn ny
r. to be- had and burials had to be done quickly.
thy news IN sne of he death and funeral 70 the
tentIon OF the public MAS by means OF notices s'ueS
On St .he w P no necessity Repub
i icsT WHICH, ~
A Western PAPER the other day contained the fol-
lowing local paragraph: we regret 10 an
nounce that Mrs. Jemima Smith fell down IN froh'
OF the opera house last Monday and sustained .
broken neck"
Teacher-will!am. you were not at senooi yester'
day Have you any excuse to oner!
! William-I was SICK ma'am
when you are sick your parents usually seha ="
.'Paren,s didn.. know it. ma'arn"
Wasn't taken sick until after left home"
Was afraid to. ma'am." .,
| What was the matter with you
| Cigarettes. ma am. '-tlonKers Sta'eS~"'
AN OBsTRUCTIoNIsT.
| Her hat was high her hat was wide.
She swayed her head from side 10 sde
| She kept me lodging to and fro
In vain attempts TO see the snow
| So though l paid 10 see the pay
| What il was like l cannot say!
81 see YOU had shopfter at your place the Other
daS AYES rs lucky she came Thursday instead Of
"Wednesday,
"Ev %y she took had been marked Down ne
n.r cent IL she'd come the day before, we'd nave
| lost that"-lHarpers Bazaar.
u,s Honor-But this policeman says he saw you
fighting. .
Mke-An' me half block around the corrner'
shure. It's a circular saw he's afther havin. thin'
A very phllanthropic lady who resides not thou;
! sand miles from Boston is the owner OF good deai
Of ZEN Asking one
tenants II the latter did not ma the oa.nuo Inv
for Keeping potatoes n"-Ct'oston Transcript
worship women. and although
I'm called a hirt. II isn't true;
For since they ALI return my love.
They can't expect to keep It, too!
| A Gentle Remlnder.-He had been reading AZ
Easter bonnet pleasantly aloud to her. but sne '~
no, join IN his ha ,ha sns IVA. .,,.n, and unapprs.
He read II over, put she was sHc"' "'~ ~''
Then he grew a little indignant and excalmeo: -
"Great Scott Maria! Haven't you any '
:Realiy" replied you can't eSpeSst S az Been
| To laugh at what he doesn't understand ~ .~
| SO long since I've an Easter o9hh nsr what
| honestly don't feel like assuming that A"""
one is."(Washngton Star.
Near Shamokin. Penn. an unwary m' ,'.,n. two
t,t,oner has been an instrument OF m's'A' "a
newborn Infants so that when the time ..,,,.r
hand them over TO their respective mo'"e''
nurse nor doctor nor any party to the ~ d,.tinc-
knew to which parent either belonged 80, lecture
t,on was therefore made on basis Oh .. .,crunss
and the identity Of neither OF the inno 4. new n
will ever be positively known. Inc ~yen COM
the records of gynecology. but unoe. nnsn TO any
b,rat,on OF circumstances might a.r onerats ~
mountaineering obstetrician. and ous"' wIstakes In
warning to the entire Ia, arc quite prcfesr
helping people Of the worn Al, schools unite
s,onal but In assisting them in.V . few errors q
in the theory that there shou'a " GILL no DOUBT
possible The shamokln pract''0nrm Ma small COM
know better next time but that wiz has 50 hope
fort to the mothers whose infants Nc - better ex'
,esslv and inextrcably mixed up WIN sshold and
cuse than that they were OF the sa"'
nut in a simultaneous appearance
NOT so TENDER ,.,.
wrote what I thought wer were .s"'''
c Ana III was ss,t c%A feaa them. hear ''~
VIC" ''Gs. ' whls. but thli s'u.ofpsrsis gsissaA