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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
BILIOUS PILLIOUSNESS,
WHY SOME BILIOUS PEOPLE r
PILLS AND OTHERS DON'T
BiIiousness IS much misunderstood

Bllousness IS much misunderstood.
So many people have it. that tbs wor+h
understanding, the more so as it is essv
enough if you begin right.
Liver secretes a fluid called bile pt,.
goes TO the intestines, where it performs
important work in digestion. Sometimes
bile passages in liver get clogged. This i
biliousness. ais .
'Pilliousness" is the idea that nv +ati---
a pill which stimulates the liver. we maI,
cure biliousness. 1t is only an idea
Pill-taling relieves but does NOT curo ..
The cure can only come through the
stomach. '"S
Why?
Biliousness is caused by the poison ~
undlgested food, irritating the liver. t.
cure biliousness these poisons must be ao5
out of the stomach. The only sure "
to do this is with Shaker Digestive Cor
dial.
Shaker Digestive Cordial is a ulaasar4
tonic aid 10 digestion, prepared fro+o
roots, herbs and wine by the Shakers of
Mount Lebanon. 1t helps the stomach -
digest its food, and sweeps out of the svs1
tenn all dangerous poisons.
In this way it cures biliousness. head
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ach-ache, fever, hatulence, constipatior
loss of appetite, etc, when other remadia,,
only give temporary relief.
All druggists. Ten cents for trial
bottle. 81
Write for interesting book to The sbs.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
index TO NEW EMBELLISHMENTS

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men Of the World; First District Liberal
Club.
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Railway schedule-City and Suburban
Railway.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Mr.. Stats Loses His Nanny.

1T have lost my little Nanny" said
Charles Stats Of 2lS Twenty-third street
to the desk sergeant at the Twenty-third
street station Friday afternoon. Stats
appeared downcast. and 1t was evident
that he felt the loss keenly, says the Chi
cago Times-Herald.
"Oh. it's all right, Old man." replied the
desk sergeant in a sympathizing tone Of
voice, wen find your Nanny. So don't
feel bad, but give me a description of her
Describe her wearing apparel to me-"
why" answered Stats in a surprised
tone as he looked inquiringly at the ser
gcant, "she had no clothes on at ALL
mo clothes on?" shouted the sergeant
as he dropped his pen on the desk Why
you don't mean TO tell me she left her
home without any clothing? / don't be-
lieve it,"
Certainly she did" answered Stats
beginning to smile. "She never wore any
clothing. She is a goat and her nome is
Nanny
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

1t was a hot day in August, and the
morgue in New York had a single Gus
toner. On the boards lay the body Of an
unknown man. Poverty had nothing to
do with his death, says the New York Sun,
for his clothing was good and his pockets
were filled with silver coin. The only fact
of Importance to the authorities was that
he was dead and no one claimed his re-
mains.
AS the hours passed men and women
crowded the morgue searching for dead
relations. A hundred eager eyes scanned
the body and passed on. At last recogni-
ton came. The telegraph summoned men
and women from Poughkeepsie. Seven
brothers and sisters hurried to New York
and wended their way to the morgue.
Tears filled their eyes as they recognized
the body of their father. They were over
whelmed with grief, albeit his death made
them rich.
Being dead, he must be buried in splen-
dor High-priced undertakes came in, and
the arrangements for the burial were made
in a style worthy of the exchequer of Louis
XIV. No expense was spared-nothing
was too good.
In moving the corpse from the hard
boards to the handsome casket the mouth
flew open. Then one lovely daughter
screamed:
This is not our father. See he has not
teeth. Our father had a head full of
them"
1t was all too true. In every other re-
spect he was the father But without
teeth he was not of their kith and kin.
Out of the casket the corpse was hurried
The grand hearse moved away, and the
mourners departed The corpse and the
attendant stood alone in the temple of
death The corpse looked blue and the at
tendant bluer. 1t was too much for or
binary good nature. No attendant could
stand such a denouement. Wrath gave
way to pity, and, shaking his fist at the
corpse, the attendant shrieked in dismal
majesty:
you damned, miserable fooll Had you
kept your mouth shut you might have had
a first-class funeral"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

The engineer and ordnance departments
are preparing to put into execution the
plans for coast defenses as provided by
the last congress, which appropriated $12,-
100000 for the purpose. A big slice of the
appropriation will be devoted to the de-
lenses of the harbors of New York and
San Francisco, as the most important
ports on the Atlantic and Pacific respec-
lively. The incidents of the last year or
two have demonstrated that the govern
ment cannot move too rapidly about this
important work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Her Objection.

Il spent the night in a cabin near Non
ticello, KY, few weeks ago." said C. L.
McIlwaine of the Blue Grass state to
Washington Star Reporter
In the morning a young girl who had
cooked the supper the night before was
missing. while her mother was in a ter
rible rage.
Il don't want ter never see tibet gal
again. she cried vehemently.
What is the trouble?" 1 asked.
"Trubble? Trubble enough. That gal
O. mine has Hoped tn Tom wilkins"
do you object to him very greatly?"
Him? 1 didn't say nothin gin him,
did 1? It's the gal. She KANT cum back
hyar no mo-"
I had taken quite fancy to the girl. so
L thought I would try to placate the
mother.
You shouldn't be hard on her. Young
people will marry"
Il haint no 'jections ter her marry
They don't always marry the man
their parents want them to-"
Il hain't nothin' agin Tom"
Some nice girls like to elope. 1t adds
romance" 1 persisted.
I hain't nOthin' ter say bout tibet I
allus toll her ter run away ter git mar
ried. It makes a husban' better when he
thinks ne stole his gal, an then thar amt
no trubble hxin fer a weddin' an dance.
She done jess as I tol' her bout runnin'
off ter town"
Then what is the trouble?' I asked.
'Trubble enough. 1 toll her when she
run of ter take tibet thar piece O. scent
caliker and get two ya'ds fer a bonnet,
an thar it lays right whar put it, never
teched. 1 don know when IN git another
chance ter git some
AT that moment the girl and her lover,
riding on horse, came to the back door.
The old lady glanced al them.
Did you git my caliker?" she shouted.
'Yaas, NAV. I lef tn piece, so 1 made
Tom buy four yards. huff fer a hull
bonnet"
Get right off an cum in Tom, put up
tn critter. I'll SEN fer Abe Woolson ter
bring lis fiddle am wen all hev a dance
jess like yo' was married ter hum" And
within an hour it looked like the whole
population of the mountain side had ar
rived, while the bride and her mother
We're busy cooking chickens for feast
and Abe tuning his fiddle for use as soon
as dinner should be over.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

The people Of Marietta held a mass
meeting Tuesday TO express their indig.
nation al the attack upon Judge Gober
by stephen a. Ryan % Atlanta. The busi-
ness people closed their stores and the
court house was crowded. After passing
resolutions OF esteem for and confidence
in Judge Gober they said: Resolved
further, That we have no terms adequate
70 express our Indignation at the brutal
attack upon our Judge in a matter where
all Of HIS acts were confirmed by the su.
preme court or our state" Judge Gober's
assaiiant seems 10 have found sympathy
IN no quarter. and his friends will doubt
less press the case in the courts Tor all
Il rs worth.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

Tie Springfield Republican heartily
commends Judge Emory Speer's action
in putting an end to the rate war. In
concluding an article upon the subject.
it says: ut means that the day of the
railroad wrecker and of the railroad pol
icy Of building up this person and place
at the expense of another person and
place is fast passing. 1t cannot disappear
too quickly" Without going into tho
question Of the legality of such an injunc-
ton. which question has not yet been
determined. it may be said that Judge
speer has the support Of many interests
IN the stand he has taken.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

Frederick Fleming, the white leper who
was found in New York the other day
and transported at once to North Brother
Island, the leper colony. has attracted
the attention Of a number of physicians
and scientists. He made the fifth mem
Der Of the leper colony, two of the others
negroes. Fleming gave some of the hypo-
obrondriacs Of New York quite a fright
at FIRST. by the statement that he had
been IN the city for three years. This
however he afterwards corrected, saying
he had been IN the city only three months
20 Il Is hardly probable that he communi-
Gated the disease, at least not to any ex-
tent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

Gov. Atkinson has written a letter with
regard TO the famous Duncan case, about
which there has been 50 much talk, and of
which the populists have tried to make so
much capital. Gov. Atkinson shows con-
clusively that II was not only his opinion,
but that of the supreme court judges, the
solicitor general, the judge before whom
Duncan was convicted. and the commun-
ity generally, that Duncan was innocent
of the crime charged against him, and
for that reason he pardoned him. 1t was
suggested TO Gov. Atkinson to commute
Duncans sentence, but ne took the posi-
ton that in case of that kind there must
be no middle ground. The defendant, If
guilty, should be shown no mercy. but II
innocent should be released. Gov. Atkin-
sons stand in this case will commend
him to the entire community, and the
populists will hardly gain anything by
their persistent efforts to cast a slur upon
his record as a public servant.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

Weyler has warned the Cuban press and
foreign correspondents not to mention
movements Of troops in their dispatches.
His order will perhaps have about as much
effect in suppressing the news as has his
telegraph and mail censorship.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Were They Engaged or Married.


They were coming away from the theater
and they fell to discussing the young cou-
pie who sat in front of them, says the
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph
''They are evidently married." said the
girl in the Partisan waist. 81 noticed that
they didn't exchange a word while the cur
tain was down.
Nonsense! They are merely engaged"
said the girl in the black gown. Il heard
him tell her that he did not consider the
leading lady even pretty"
Perhaps they are merely brother and
sister," suggested the young man of the
party.
mo, they weren't" said the girl in the
Partisan waist. He'd have gone out be-
tween the acts if he was only her brother,
while an engaged man wouldn't want to
leave her, and"
"A newly married man wouldn't dare
to-" broke in the girl in the black gown.
"She took off her hat as soon as she
came in" remarked the young man. That
looks as if she were married and in the
habit of consulting the feelings of some
one else"
"Or that they were not really engaged
yet, and she wanted to show him how
considerate she could be- said the girl in
the black gown.
"Or that she was merely conscious of
having pretty hair" said the girl in the
Partisan waist. "Will you wager box
of chocolates that they are not married?"
It'd rather you ladies would settle it
between YOU" said the young man hastily.
You have so much more insight in such
matters, you know"
There they come now said the girl in
the Partisan waist. Let us notice what
they do, and perhaps we can decide. If
they are merely friends they will stop for
cream and soda, and"
IF they are engaged she will tell him
how hungry she is, and they will stop for
supper" said the young man bitterly.
while if they are married." went on
the girl in the Partisan waist, "he-what
did I tell your"
The couple paused before a cigar store
and he went in while she waited at the
door.
you were right" said the girl in the
black gown, "they are married"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Afraid of the Consequences.
From the Augusta Chronicle Dem)

Some people wonder why the Indianap-
oils convention nominated such old can
didates. The reason is plain. They
could not get anybody who was young
enough to have a political future to walk
into the death trap.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Ex-secretary Smiths Position.
From the Birmingham News Dem.)

The News has maintained the exact po-
sltion now held by ex-Secretary Smith
since the Chicago convention. 1t believes
that to be the correct stand for sound
money democrats and newspapers tc'take,
though many good men and able party
organs have seen MT to differ with it and
pursue another course.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

Car Reed has consented TO take the
stump in behalf of Mckinley. Despite his
old time ability in counting quorums. he
viii find it a hard matter TO count votes in
the same way when he comes to give an
account Of his experiences.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Would Like 40 See II.
From the New York Journal Dem)

joint debate between the democratic
and republican presidential candidates
might throw considerable light on the
financial question. II would give Mai
Mckinley an, excellent opportunity to
explain his dismissed views on the issue.
and Mr.. Bryan could assist him mate
rally by propounding a few pertinent
questions. By all means, let us have the
debate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

Queen Victorla's reign became. on Sept.
%. the longest Of any British sovereign,
she having assembled the throne June %,
1897 IT still looks as If there were little
show for the rapidly aging Prince OF
Wales
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
Those who wait Too Long.

1t is reported that Senator David b. Hill
has finally intimated to a close friend of
his that he is going to stand by the demo-
cratic nominees. The future will demon
strate that men who required eight or
ten weeks to reach such a conclusion will
be called upon to take back seats in the
party hereafter
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
P. P. p, Lippman's Great Remedy, Saves
Man From Becoming a Cripple.

Mr.. Asa AnmonS, a well known
citizen of Jacksonville, Florida, was
afflicted by a terrible ulcer. Medical
skill seemed unavailing in stopping the
ravages of the terrible disease. The
leg was swollen and intensely painful.
as the ulcer had eaten its wav down
to the very bone All medicines and
treatments having failed to effect a
cure, the doctors said the leg must
come off. Just when it seemed that
Mr.. Ammons would become disabled
and a crippled man, he tried p P. P,
Lippman's Great Remedy, and the re-
suit was wonderful.
P. P. P. SAVES HIS LEG.
Jacksonville, Fla, July l, 1so5.-
Two years ago l had the worst ulcer
on my leg l ever saw. 1t had eaten
down to the bone, and my whole leg
below my knee, and my foot was
swollen and infamed The bone was
swollen and painful, and discharged
most offensive matter. My physicians
said | had necrosis of the bone, and
my leg would have to come off. At
this stage | commenced to take P. P. P.
and to battle my leg with hot CASTLE
soap suds. 1t began to improve at
once and healed rapidly, and is to-day
a sound and useful leg.
81 think p. P. p, Lippman's Great
Remedy, is all man could ask for as
a blood purifier, as l have known it to
cure SO meterrible cases of blood poi
soning in remarkably short time.
'ASA AMMONS."
TERRIBLE BLOOD POISON.
The body covered with sores-two
bottles of P. p. P. made a positive and
permanent cure. This is only one of
many thousand similar cases.
Catarrh yields at once to p. P. P.
That smothered feeling at night, that
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

The Jacobins are said TO be agitating
another disturbance in Brazil, partly due
to the trouble Of that country with Italy.
There is some fear that another revolution
is at hand. In the progress OF events It
would seem to be about time for the
Brazilian government to change hands
again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

quite a stir was created the other day
in one Of the Jersey City public schools
of which a young lady prohibtionist is
principal She refused to receive a 7-year-
old boy as a pupil on the ground that he
had been drinking beer. or some other
intoxicant, her only evidence being that
she had detected It upon his breath. The
question was at once raised as to how
the teacher detected 1t. and how she knew
It was beer instead Of wine and water as
was claimed by the boys parents. The
Jersey City people wish to know some
thing as to the right or power of officials
of the public schools to refuse pupils with
alcoholic breaths.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

The hottest joint debate of the state
campaign is promised in the Fifth
district between Col. Lon Livingston
and Col. w. L. Peek, opposing can
didates for congress on the democratic
and populist tickets respectively. Col.
Peek in a recent speech made some very
salty remarks about Col Livingston, no.
table among them being the statement
that he not long ago made
100000 by allowing the Seaboard Air Line
railway to use his postoffice frank to in
crease the weight of the mail carried by
the road. When Col. Livingston heard Il
he was mad all over. and the challenge
followed. The contest promises to par
take largely of personalities. and from all
reports Col. Livingston will come pretty
near convincing Col. Peek that he has
said something he should be sorry for
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
CURRENT COMMENT.
Can't Look Both Ways Mt Once.
From the Cincinnati Enquirer Dem.)

Nevada republicans have declared for
Mckinley and free silver, but it is futile
for a political party to attempt to lead
a dual existence.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25

The admirers OF Eugene Field have
reached definite plan for erecting a
monument to his memory, and a board
Of directors has been selected to take the
work in charge. II there ever was a writer
whose memory should be cherished, GER
tainly Eugene Field was one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
TERRIBLE BLOOD POISON.
Sold by ali druggists

LiPPMAN BROS. Apothecaries, Sole Prop'S,
Ippman's Block. Savannah, 0s.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-25
CITY AND SUBURBAN RAILWAY.
WINTER SCHEnIII.E

Commencing Thursday, Sept. "a, 1896.
Isle of Hope ScheduIe-Week Days.
City Time.
Birmingham state herald., 1896-08-06
FRANKLIN.

Russellville, Aug. 5.-(Special )-After the smoke of Mondays battle has cleared away we find that Goodwin has a ma- jority of 292 in the county and B,ckley populist candidate for the senate, has majority of 341 over Judge Matthews democrat, in this county, but Matthews majorities in Marion and Colbert, the other two counties in this district, elects him. Cast, populite candidate for the legislature, has BOA majority, while the democrats elect Jordan assessor and Mc- Right county superintendent of educa- tion by small majorities, 72 in one case and 39 in the other The balance of the county officials elected are populites, but majorities in each case are small.
 Election day passed off quietly all over the county, no row of any consequence occurring at any of the voting places.
Birmingham state herald., 1896-08-06

that Goodwin ticket had been marked for Johnston. The illiterate was arrest ed and jailed for showing the ticket. and the marker, who was guilty of the crime, was not interrupted. In the black belt counties the reports state that Dallas or some other black belt county will send up the usual majority, which means that whatever majority may be needed from these counties will be sent up next Sat urday, when the vote will be canwassed
 ''The populists are very much exas- perated on account of the wrongs prac- ticed upon them and will not support the Bryan democratic electors. They will put out an electoral ticket for Bryan and Watson. The democrats can take down their ticket, vote that ticket, or see 100000 votes practically lost If this shall not be done the populists will re- fuse to vote and let the silver democrats work out their destiny and repent of their meanness. Self-respect, manhood and civil liberty are dearer to some peo- pie than free silver or any other politi- cal issue.
 Hon. A. T. Goodwin made a brilliant and effective campaign visiting nearly every county and speaking to the largest audiences ever accorded to a speaker in this state. He has been elected by from 16,000 to 1S,000 majority in the white counties and received about 40,O00 votes in the black belt, but these 40000 votes are counted for Johnston, giving him majority of about 25,000."