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The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
DANGER FROM ICE GORGE.

Chippewa Falls, Wis, Nov. 30-A dis
astrous flood threatens Chippewa Falls.
An ice gorge has formed in the Chippewa
river, near the Dalles, and the water OF
the river is banking steadily to the town.
From height of ten feet, it rose to iif-
teen and half III two hours to day, and
residents in the lower portion of the city
are moving their stock and household
effects to protected ground Great ex-
element prevails in this city. The Their
mometer registers five degrees below
zero
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
STEINWAY Is DEAD.
The Celebrated Piano Maker Succombs to
TyDhoi Fever

lyphoi Fever.
New York, Nov 30-William Stein
way, the piano manufacturer, died to-
day at his residence in this city. Death
was due To typhoid fever. The funeral
will take place on Wednesday.
tAWilliam Steinway was born in Sheebcn.
near the city of Brunswick, Germany,
March ., 1876. His father, Henry Engel-
hard Steinway, was Il piano manufacturer
OF that time. In June, 1850, the elder
Stenway moved his family and business
to New York city. The business at first
was limited to the manufacture of one
piano Il week. Nine years later the Stein
ways built their present factory on
Fourth avenue. In 1872 additional facto-
ries We're established ut Astoria, l.. |.
William Stcinway became the head of the
firm. In 1889 he received many foreign
decorations ard was active in politics, be-
ing one of the Democratic electors. at.
large for this State in 1892
Mr.. Stenway was liberal in all his bus
mess ana personal relations, and in every
way earned the love of the people with
whom he came in contact.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
NAY BE 4 TOTAL LOSS.

New York, Nov. 30 "A dispatch from
Tom river life saving station on the
New Jersey coast, says that schooner.
loaded with phosphate, is ashore there
She is the Bertha Warner, Captain Rum
merhili. She sailed from Fernandiua
November 10, for Cataret. y. j. Super
lntenient ilastens. of the life saving sta
tion reports that the schoonr is hoggcd
and leaking, and is likely to hc Il total
loss. The schooner registers ISL tons.
was built ut Deering, Me-, in 1888, and is
owned by j. $. Winslow \: Co
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
EX-SENATOR SCOTT DEAD

Philadelphia Nov 3O.-Hon. John
Scott, eX. United States Senator from
Pennsylvania. and formerly general solic-
itor of the Pennsylvania Railroad Com.
pany, died last night ut his residence in
this city, after II brief illness, ut the age
of Il years. = Mr.. Scott was Il member of
the Senate from 1850 to 1870, being sue
ceeded by William \. Wallace He
leaves II widow and six sons.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
BOTH MAY DIE.

Boston. Nov 30 What will probably
prove ii double murder occurred in lit
tie candy and fruit store on broadway,
in the South Boston district, this fore
noon. when ii. III. Holes shot w II. .Tor-
dan, proprietor Of the store, three times,
and the latter succeeded in cutting Il deep
cash in Holmes throat before he fell to
the floor exhausted from his own wounds.
The trouble resulted from II quarrel over
an unpaid bill. 1t is believed both men
will die.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
A SECRET CoNsIsToRY.

Rome, Nov. 30.-At II secret consistory,
held Mt the Vatican to-day, Canon Giu.
seppe Frisco and Father RafTnele Pierotti,
both Italians, were made cardinals. The
consistorial advocate. Monsignor Capo.
grossi,. pronounced II peroration in favor
of the Identification and canonization of
joan OF Arc. The pontiir referred the
question to the holy congregation on
rites for examination and report.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
MORE M'KINLEY PROSPERITY.

Ashland, Pa, Nov. 30-Packer colliery
No. ., mt Park Place, Pa, owned by the
l.ehigh Coal Company, closed down to-
day for an indefinite period, presumably
for repairs. Eight hundred men and boys
are thrown out OF employment.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
CATOGNrS REsTAnRANr

Is now open in the rear of the confec-
tionery. Meals Breakfast, - cents
Dinner, ~ cents. Supper, - cents.
Meal tickets 81.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
FOR SALE.
SPECIAL NOTICES

NOrICE-THoSs HAVING BRICK AND
' stone work or vltriied brick pavements 10 be
laid would DO well to call on or address r.
Falls, the practical contractor and builder Also
al kinds OF carpenter work, plastcring, painting,
kasomining and paper hanging done on short
notice. All work guaranteed. j. r. FALLS No.
rs FIFTH avenue Il. G.. Roanoke, Va.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
CHICAGO.

Chicago, Nov. 30-Wheat spectators
had all kinds of statistics with much to
govern their actions to-day 1t made
very influencing market with the bulls
finally in the ascendancy, the Mag option
closing ut an advance of 3-4c lower each
Provisions were strong and advanced
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

FTour unchanged. No. Spring wheat,
81 81; No. spring wheat, so; No. , red,
81 l-la!2 IA. No. . corn, 23 Ia No >
oats. Is l.2: No. , white, 22a23; No. 3
white, 10 12. No. ? rye, 49, No bar
ley, nominal; No. 3, 24a3S; No 4, 24a2S.
No. ] fiaXseed, - 1-2a77 l2 Prime
timothy seed, go Mess park, per barrel,
Short ribs sides, Qoose), Blond. 90. Dry
sailed shoulders, (boxed). Lad 1.2.
Short clear sides, (boxedD 1-Sa4 IA.
Whiskey, distillers' finished goods, prer
gallon, lis. Sugars, cut loaf .. 20: gran
llated 4 ~
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

Oysters % cents quart at Catogni's.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
IN The WORLD if FINANCE
NEW YORK STOCKS.

New York Nov Gothic indsposition
of the general public rs well as other
operators, who were usually identified
with the long side to make ventures pend
ing the delivery of the Presidential mes
sage. continues to favor the bear faction.
Bulls say that If the message is conserva-
tive on the Cuban question, as it is said
to be, outside buying and II run for the
bears to cover are practically certain to
result The bears Were again successful
today in forcing .. lower level fer prices,
but the movement was irregular in this
respect and also in point OF activity, as
intervals of profound dullness were alter
mated with spasms of animation. This
condition was due to spasmodic efforts to
cover shorts. The final comparative fig
ures. however, show important fractional
concessions in the railways and more
material declines in some of the special
ties. The closing was sluggish and weak
ut the lowest price.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
MONEY MARKETS.

New York, Nov. 30.-Money on call
easy ut PAP IL per cent, last loan 21-2.
closed 2a2 1-2. Prime mercantile paDer
lao per cent. Sterling exchange firm
with actural business in bankers bills at
4.S6 3-4a4.S1 for demand and l.S3 3.4 for
sixty days. Posted rates So 2al 81 1.2
and 4.Sja4.SS. Commercial bills t. SO / ..
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

Bar silver So. Silver certificates 65 Is
aGj 3.S. Government bonds firm. State
bonds dull Railroad bonds weak. Pc
troleum weak
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

Look ont for Andrews belled team.
w. X. Andrews S Co. have been in the
| coal business since 1880. They think they
know how to please YOU
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
CINCINNATI.

Cincinnati, Nov. 30.-Flour firm.
Wheat firm; No. = red, 96 1-2a97; receipts,
$500; shipments, 1000. Corn firm; No.
. mixed, 22a22 1-2. Oats quiet; No. .
mixed, 10 l2al9 81. Rye dull; No. ., 81.
Lard dull, $50. Bulk meats firm, 4. 12 1.2.
Bacon firm, 49, l2a5.00 Whiskey very
active; sales ,0lS barrels, 1.1S. Butter
and cheese firm. Sugar weak Eggs
firm
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
AGENTS WANTED.
FOR RENT.

TOR KENT-FIRST FLoORoF RESIDENCE
i on Jefferson street. Address "P," care The
TINES. IL % n
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

GGlJTlE=l(9l.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

TOR RENT.-NICELY LOCATED ROOMS
L for small family. Apply AT b3s Sixth avenue
e w, or 7. 7. SMOOT, at Deaton Grocery Com
pany. II 81 lw
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
w IAN 7 S.
less Than a Cent a Word !
MONRY TO LOAN.

TO LOAN, $4,000 ON IMPROVED STORE
property in sums to suit. Address T.. o. BOX
Sl5, city. IL 81 If
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01

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The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-12-01
Knee Pants, worth 400, a

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The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Summer Bodioss and Blousea.

Isabel A. Mallon in Ladies' Home journal.
Fashionable dressmakers are now
making the English distinction be.
tween the blouse (Which we usually
call the shirt waist) and the bodice
Both are supposed to be worn with
skirts that differ from them in color
and material, but the blouse ia fuII "a
draped, has a tucked or fancy front
with stiff collar and cuffs, and ALWAYS
suggests a rather undress get.up. The
bodice fits the figure, and though II
may be made of cotton, silk or velvet
1t must never suggest, by it's trimming
OF style of collar, the tailor. made or
SHIFT effect. Unlike the blouse Il "a
very often sufficiently elaborate to be-
worn with the richest skirt, and the
trimming upon it may be ribbons
spangles, laces, feather or fur pipinOs
and all the very open embroidery that
Irish crochet. However. II Ia
me blouse that will be given the great.
est popularity during the coming sea.
son.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Horse Shedding a Witness.

From the Washington Post.
Il can't imagine where Senator Ell.
kins obtained his authority for the ex.
PLANTATION which he gives of the origin
OF the expression horse shedding, ; -
said Representative Grosvenor. "The
origin of this famous expression was
as follows: %
In days gone by the Ohio courts
held sessions at different county seats
at certain periods known as court
terms. To accommodate the large
crowds of litigants and witnesses who
would flock in from points for miles
around the county seat when court was
in session, the county authorities erec-
ted sheds near the courthouse, where
the litigants and their witnesses could
tie and feed their horses while they at
tended court, and these sheds became
known as horse sheds. Now, owing to
the limited space Of the court rooms,
the lawyers, who always Travelled with
the court, were unable to hold a pri.
- VIII tutlT CLIENTS
and witnesses inside the walls, and SO
they used to take them under the horse
sheds and there talk matters over with
them.
Among the attorneys who attended
court at Chester, the county seat of
Meiss county, on one occasion was
Tom Ewing and Samuel F. Vinton. |
The court was ready to go on with the
in which the two noted attorneys
were retained as opposing counsel,
when it was discovered that Vinton
was not present. The court looked
carefully around and then asked
Where is Mr.. Vintonf'
81 don't know, your Honor, said
Ewing, rising to his feet he is not
here, but he is probably outside horse.
'hedding his witnesses.
"Tke remark raised a general laugh,
md thereafter the word horse she'd
ling a witness passed into popular
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Three Climbing Rabbits.


From the New York Sun.
The London Field has an item that Il
likely to call out a discussion amonp
English correspondents of that paper
A man writes that when shooting
with a friend in Banffshire last Deem.
Der my friend called out, There's n
rabbit up a tree 7 Sure enough, one
was there at least ten feet from the
ground. The tree was an upright fir.
and the man had seen the rabbit run
up the smooth bark as easily as a
squirrel. The rabbit stopped on the
frst branch to look down.
What is more. "there is a lot Of
blown timber in the wood. and ] sup.
pose the rabbits have got accustomed
to climbing on It, for / have often seen
them jump onto a root and run up the
slanting trunk till they were sometimes
fifteen feet from the ground" which
must have been a dizzy height for an
animal of such ground habitaL
Corroboratiye letters will probably
con1ln, and rabbits viii have an estab-
lished reputation as climbers. It Is
that In Australia the imported
have begun to develop hooked
claws, with the aid Of which they are
able to climb the rabbit.proof fences.
A large number of animals with hab. |
ito acquired because Of environment
have been noted from time to time
'oxes thai climb trees. rats that are
'easts OF prey. birds that bnild nests
'dapted TO certain conditions, and 30
N incidentally,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Some superlatiyes.
From the San Francisco Call.

From the San Francisco Call.
The Oldest bonnet was found upon al
Egyptian mummy, that of a princess
who was inferred about 2, 900 years be.
fore Christ
The most perfect echo in the world
is said to be that at Shipley, in Sussex,
South England. 1t will repeat twenty.
n syllables.
The heaviest metal is platinum the
lightest, potassium. The latter will
float on the surface of water like a
piece of cork.
The largest known sapphire is the
property of the royal family Of Ger
many. 1t weighs 0 ounces and its value
is ,incalculahla
Inc largest man ever enlisted in the
British army was Lieut.. Sutherland.
His height was 8 feet 4 inches and his
weight 3G4 pounds.
The oldest firearms were used in
China. The Chinese were fighting
with guns at a time when Europeans
used bows and arrows.
The bank having the most extensive
dealings is the Bank of England, which
controls the financial policy of the
whole British Empire.
The heaviest man whose weight ia
recorded automatically was Miles Oar.
den' OF Tennessee. He weighed a little
less than 1, 900 pounds.
The largest room in the world is
said to be the hall Of the imperial
palace in st. Petersburg. 1t is 100
feet long by 100 feet wide.
The most extensive artificial excava. |
ton are the catacombs of Rome. |
which are believed to contain over 300
miles of subterranean passages.
The greatest transmission of power
by a wire rope is at S%chaffhausen by
means of it 900 horse power is trans.
mitted to a distance of a mile.
The first potatoes we're cultivated in
The Andes, somewhere between San
Diego, Chilli, and Lima, Peru. Pota.
still grow wild in the mountain
of South America.
The heaviest precious stone is the
sircon, which is four and one. half
lines heavier than an equal quantity
IT water the lightest is the opal, only
vice as heavy as water.
The largest gulf is the Gulf of Mex.
co, which has an area of about 800,
square miles, double that of the
Say of Bengal and nearly one. third the
'rea of the United States.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
From the Macon Times.

From the Macon Times.
Col. Alex. Hogeland, of Lincoln
Neb., president of the National Bows
and Girls Home Association, was II
Kansas City recently, and advanced
an argument in favor of curfew bell
for that town. The World enthusias
tically falls in with the idea, and furn
ishes the following schedule of hours al
which various people should be re.
quired to be at home:
Children. 8 o'clock.
Aldermen, s :15.
Men about to be married, 8 80.
Men who have been married less
than five years, 8 :45.
Married men of longer standing. 0.
Bachelors without matrimonial pros.
poets, 10.
Widowers, 10.
Politicians, 10 $50.
The new woman in skirts, II.
The new woman in boomers, 10.
Burglars, cutthroats and hoboes
10 80.
All other citizens, 1.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
A THANKFUL SOUL.
ny FRANK l.. STANTON.

ny FRANK L. STANTON.
/ take life jest as | find it.
If it's hot l never mind it;
Hunt around fer shady trees
An jest whistle up Il breeze!
If it's snowin', why-I 90,
Jest 60 a-skimmin' 'crost the snow
Ever try how good it feels
In n wagon off the whecls?)
Spring or winter, summer, fall,
I'm jest thankful fer 'em all!
Folks say this world full of strife
That jest 'liveus up my life!
When the good Lord made it, he
Done the best fer you an me
Saw the sky had too much blue,
An rolled up a cloud or two.
. Give us light to sow an rean.,p.
Then thrsre 'urop Of dew
Wrinkles on a rose fer you.
Tell you this worlds full o. light
Sun by days and stars by night
Sometimes sorrow comes along,
But it's all mixed up with song.
Folks that always make complaint
They aint' healthy-that they amt!
Some would jest live with the chills
If it warn't fer doctors bills
Always findin' fault with things
Kill a bird because it sings.
l take life jest as | find it;
If it's a sunshiny day,
Hot or cold, l never mind it
That's my time fer maxim hay;
If it's rainin', fills my wish
Makes the lakes Jest right fer fish
When the snow falls white as foam,
Then | track the rabbits home.
Spring or winter, summer, fall,
I'm jest thankful fer 'em all
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
STATE REPUBLICAN.
JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI
CRITICISM.


by c. @. ziBGLER.
Though clouds obscure the sun to me,
I see his light, I know he shines;
So in the Book Gods truth l see
Though erring mortals wrote the
lines.
Unwise the drinker who disdains
And fouts the wine. TASKS crude de.
sign
And so condemns what it contains
Ere having tasted of the wine.
Foolish the critic who persists
In seeking faults-to virtues blind
He sees not, lost in verbal mists,
The SUBMITS of the Authors mind.
Disperse, o Lord, the clouds that lower,
And may our inner eye be set
Upon the Sinai Of Thy power,
Upon Thy love on Olivet.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Didn't Know the LOCALITY,

From the Cleveland Recorder.
The healthfulness Of Lynton, a sum.
mer resort in Devon. England, ia ad.
vertised by this story:
Recently a visitor began to talk to
an old man in Lynton, and asked him
MS age w%hereupon he said: IT .am
just over TO-"
Well said the visitor, "you look
az II you had a good many years to
live yet AT what age did your father
die2'
rather dead, said the man, look
ing surprised. Father isn't dead,
he's up stairs putting grandfather to
bed I"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
National associations 4;

Ihis class of associations is much
more difficult to treat without seeming
10 manifest a prejudice against them
IN general There are reasons why this
Is true and yet l have hope that I may
not be SO awkward as to fail in doing
that which most of all is my purpose,
this class is not of necessity inherently
depraved' and, because l would justly
subject myself to criticism. occupying
the relation ] do to all building and
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
BUILDING N LOAN.
H, L. Gray, Deputy Super
visor of Building and Loan
Associations of Missouri
Writes of Their Char
acter and Value.
acter and Value.
Written Expressly For This Paper.1

II. l.. Gray is a native Missourian. His
nome is at Sturgeon, Boone county; his
family consists of his wife and son, Omar ID.
Gray, editor of the Sturgeon Leader. Until
Mr. Gray sought political employment he
was a country merchant, except for a period
or ten years he was n travelling salesman.
Mr.. Gray is not ambitious beyond being
usefully employed in a position he feels hci is
htted to fill. His Introduction at the State
capital was in the capacity of clerk of the
senate committee on ways and means, which
at that time embraced appropriations. Dur.
Ing the last half of the Marmaduke admin
stration he was assistant secretary OF the
senate; and during the Francis admin
istratlon he was Senate; and during
the last two years of Governor Francis
administration WIS chief clerk of the
labor bureau except he filled his office in the
senate during the extra session. Through
the lnstrumentality Of Gov. stone, Mr.. Gray
was continued Us chief clerk u the Labor
Bureau until he resigned having been tender.
ed and accepted the office of deputy super-
visor OF building and loan associations under
Col Lon. V. Stephens, state treasurer and
ex-oiiicio supervisor, which office he now
holds.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07

The limit of this paper will not per.
init anything like n discussion of the
subject, moreover, | was informed that
the treatment must be a popular style,
which furthermore confines me to Il dis.
curslye presentation. The few tonic,
1 shall introduce will be those expert.
ence has demonstrated are the most
prominent, AT the same time moi gencr
ally understood, by those even engaged
IN active business callings and profes
sions.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07

Origin:
In 1886 the first national association
so-called, was started in Minneapolis.
Minnesota. 1t was extensively adyer.
tised and thousands of persons in the
states of Illinois, Minnesota. Wisconsin.
Iowa, Missouri and the Northwest gen.
orally invested. In a few years, after
having built up a very large business,
it went into the hands of a receiver .
most of the stockholders cashed out at
a great loss when a large amount of
the stock was secured by persons in
Minneapolis, who were supposed to be
on the inside, it resumed business and
it was reported that the wreckers got
rich.
Only a few weeks ago another large
national at Minneapolis, was put in
the hands of a receiver by the supervi-
sor of that state.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Not a Dull Momant.

From the Chicago Record.
is Miss scarum an agreeable girl to
take to the theatreG"
well rather. Every other word
she said last night was, i smell fire. y"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
y, ME PAY 4; !; i; , E \ FSj j 4: =
s sa Trees oqiat PEEE., No Moneyfo invest,
If Baby Il Outtine Teath

Be sure and use that old and weIl.tlsea
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrnp, for children teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays all
pain, cures wind collie and is the best
remedy for diarrhea twenty-five.
cents O bottle
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Prepared by n. X. Hinde. A. NJ, M. d.
LESSONS ON PRAYER.
May 10.-Luke is OF.

Golden text THE publican stand.
ing afar of, would not lift up so much
as his eyes to heaven, but smote upon
his breast, saying, God be merciful to
me a sinner. Luke is ia.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Help

Is needed by poor, tired mothers, debilitated
ahu run COW because of poor, thlnb blood. Help
Is heedeu by the nervous sufferer, the men and
women tortured with rheumatism, neuralgia,
dyspepsia, scroiula, catarrh. Help comes
quickly when Hoods sarsaparilla begins to en-.
rich' purify and vitallze the blood and send 1t
IN meaning nourlshing, invigoratIng stream to
all the nerves, muscles and organs Of fine bodv,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07

Mr. VIM. De Almond, Fairfax, Mo.
says Browns Iron Bitters purified
my blood and increased my weight
fifteen pounds.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07

When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria.
When abe was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07

Building and loan associations are
TWO Kinds, Locals and Nationals"
ana must be separated to avoid confu.
sion, The laws of Missouri providing
ior incorporation, for promoting the
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
None Too Cordial.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hostess-I suppose there is nc
use OF asking you to stay to dinnerr
The Caller-Not in that way.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07
Trifing With Scienoe.

From the Chicago Record,
What made that X rays lecturer SO
mad?'
Somebody worked him with a
piece of homeless Goldfish"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1896-05-07

II you want a reliable dye that will
color an even brown OF black, and will
please and satisfy you every time, nse
buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers.