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The morning times., 1896-03-18

Nolemnly swear that the above lis
n correct statement of the daily cir
culation of THE WASHINGTON
TIMES for the week ended March / ),
IS96, and that all the copies were
actually sold or mailed for ii valuable
consideration and delivered TO bona
fide purchasers or subscribers; also
that none of them We're returned or
remain in the office undeliyered.
j. MILTON YOUNG, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn 10 before ME
this 10th day Of March, A. ID. 1896.
ERNEST q. THOMPSON,
Notary Public.
The morning times., 1896-03-18
@ENATOR STEWART has lost his
seat was the startling news that
flew through the Senate end of the
Capitol The other day.
In a fpw minutes pyPry ono uac

seat, was the startling news tbat
flew through the Senate end of the
Capitol he other day.
In a few minutes every one was
asking every other person he met about
1t. Every one knew very well that Sen
ator Blackburn was in danger. No charge
had been preferred against Senator Stew
art, so how in the name OF common sense
did it happen? Then came the laugh in
time to save some tottering brains.
1t was all due TO some OF the Senate
page boys. At first it was not intended
but In a moment the joke was seen and the
little fellows started It knowing full well
Senator Stewart would laugh as heartily as
any one over it.
When the boys came TO look over the Sen
ate Chamber just before the noon hour
it was found that the chair at Senator
Stewards desk was gone. The lads began
TO hunt for 1t and afterwards found that
the chair at the desk OF Senator Mitchell OF
Oregon, belonged to Mr.. Stewart. Mr..
Mitchell's chair was at Senator Teller's
desk and so on through the row. 1t was
while this hunt was going on that one boy
shouted to another, whenasked whathe was
doing that for:
Senator Stewart has lost his seat.
The morning times., 1896-03-18
l&asksf| ssk'sf| ;
SkLEER

4 la IOAh1 HALL, as every one KNOWS.
is an echoing gallery, and 1t is one
of the sights shown visitors to the
Capitol. One can see blushiDg bride
and a smiling groom standing on a
certain square in the floor and listening
to he guide across the hall. You eau never
separate them. This is one OF the tests Of
, telling old married couples used by the
guides.
1t is also great place for Congressman
to bring ont friends and talk, and that is
how it happened that Congressman Dove
uer had good laugh the other day. He
had walked from the House to Statuary
Hall with a friend and had stopped to
talk with him. Very near these two gentle
men stood a countrymaD wearing beaver
hat or the vintage OF AT. He was gazing
at the statues when suddenly from the
the roof came voice sd ying:
Shoot the hat! Where did you get it?
Can you lend it TO me for the st. Pat
rick's Day parade?" etc.
The countryman IS still under the i'm
preston that Statuary Hall is haunted,
aud Mr.. DoyeDer and his friend are still
laughing, and the guide who perpetrated
the joke knows nothing OF it.
The morning times., 1896-03-18

PREMIER CANOVAS DENIES
Declares 80 Never Senta Communication
TO the World
The morning times., 1896-03-18

OPERA TORS ARE ACCUSED
Louisville Turf Exchange VIII Sue The
Western Union
The morning times., 1896-03-18
- EPREsENTATIyE RARRETT is cred.

- REPRESENTATIVE BARRETT is cred
n tied with having utilized quite
! quantity of oil or other Illuminating
substance In the preparation of a
suitable speech to be delivered in
the House when the resolutions censuring
Ambassador Bayard come up for action.
The rumor went forth that MIR. Barrett
had on tap an elaborateIy constructed
oratorical effort, which would metaphor
ically annibilate the ambassador, but this
is found upon investigation to be erroneous.
The only fact as yet in evidence is that
Mt. Barrett viii assail Mr., Bayard in his
most caustic aud mercileSs manner. He
has gathered together in his apartments
all needed data, and VIII avail himself of
the nights quiet hours to arrange his
references in convenient order for use.
He is said to have a stack of books as high
as the ceiling, from which he will Gull
precedeuts with which to illustrate the
evil consequences that have always fol-
lowed the iudiscreet utterances of foreign
ministers.
The morning times., 1896-03-18

WHEELS AND THEIR USES
Latest Ideas Are a Bicycle Fire Engine
and Cycle Lawn Mower
The morning times., 1896-03-18

THAT POLE is DANGEROUS
Expert TeStifies in Case of Electric Ligh'
Company.
The morning times., 1896-03-18

INSANITY Is HIS PLEA
Physicians Testify That Irving Bean Is
OF Uns0und Mind
The morning times., 1896-03-18

FARMERS HAD A HEARING
Areurh-nls Offered Regarding the Market
on B Street.
The morning times., 1896-03-18

\ gold plank in the Democratic platform
4ais year might furnish good rnateriai
The morning times., 1896-03-18

BOB AND JIM MAY MEET.
ProDahiiitv OF Limited Round Contest
in q Club ROOM
The morning times., 1896-03-18

BIG ATHLETES AT ATHENS
IanaanS Americans WIN Compete in In,
Olympic Games
The morning times., 1896-03-18
In the Past Week
1,425 Stars
Loss.

The circulation of The Times for
the week ended March 5, 1896, was
The morning times., 1896-03-18

TRAINERS WILL BE BUSY
Insetlled weather Retards the WORK at
the Big Tracks
The morning times., 1896-03-18

NOTHING FOR THE PUBLIC
Minor Baseball Magnates Have No Fight
on Hand.
The morning times., 1896-03-18

BRETT AGAIN REBELLIOrS-
Won der Ahe's German Twirlef Did Not
Go 10 Texas
The morning times., 1896-03-18

MORE CASES TO BE MADE
Police Preparing for Other Raids on Tn,
Division
The morning times., 1896-03-18

DISTRICT IN CONGRESS
Bill Permitting Potomac Light Compan
10 Extend Wires
The morning times., 1896-03-18

PASTORS FOR NJ f. CHURCHES
Names OF the Ministers Who Win Fill
Washington Pulpits
The morning times., 1896-03-18

SILVER IN THE SENATE
IL Too. Precedence OF Cuba in The Dis
CussiOl.
The morning times., 1896-03-18
Twelve Hours Ago.

Il WClkC liOui a hSO.
IL you miss any new < In the morning
edition look in the list below. What
you're looking for WAS probably
printed in yesterday evenings edition,
and HS The Times never repeats
you'll luve 10 take both editions TO
get all the news as quick as IL hap
pens.
MISSION OF A DIPLOMAT
Sir Henry Stafford Norlhcote's Move
ments Are Significant.
THURsTON FOR MCKINLEY
Republicans.
FAILED TO ELECT
joint session aL Frankfort Closed With
out Reaching Result.
RELIEF FOR ARMENIANs-
American Red Cross Agents VIII Start
on Thursday.
ON A BUILDERS TRIAL TRIP
Batueship Massachusetts Leaves the
Cramps Shipyard.
HoRsA CREW SENT TO JAIL
Year for the Captain and -Four Months
for Mates.
THAT POLE is DANGEROUS
Company.
FARMERS HAD A HEARING
ArgnT,,,-cnls =, c,, Offered Regarding the Market
DISTRICT IL. CONGRESS-
Bill Permitting Potomac Light Company
10 Extend Wires.
Silver ~ THE SENATE
cussion.
MORE CASES TO BE MADE
Police Preparing for Other Raids on the
PASTORS FOR NJ. Z. cHURCHEs-
Names OF the Ministers Who Win Fill
Washington Pupits.
BRETT AGAIN REBELLIoUs-
Won der Ahe's German Twirier Did Not
Go 30 Texas.
TRRAINERs WILL BE BUSY
uhsetlied weather Retards the Wort at
the Big Tracks
NOTHING FOR THE PUBLIC
Minor Baseball Magnates Have No Fight
on Hand.
OPERATORS ARE ACCUSED
Louisville Turf Exchange win Sue the
Western Union.
EHEELs-AND THEIR USES
Latest lGeas Are a Bicycle Fire Engine
and Cycle Lawn Mower
BIG ATHLETES AT ATHENS
Ean'ans Americans WIN Compete in the
Olympic Games.
BOB AND JIM MAY MEET.
ProDahiitv OF Limited Round Contest
in Club Room.
INSANITY is HIS PLEA
Physicians Testify That Irving Beall Is
of Cns0und Mind
PREMIER { CANOVAS DENIES
Declares 55n Never Senta Communication
TO the World /
RECEPTIONS ARE POPULAR
Tri-Nvelslr white House Events Draw
Many People
SNAKES rNDER Y RAYS
Prof Smiiiie Made Experiments at the
Smithsonian.
The morning times., 1896-03-18

MURDERED HIS FATHER-
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
TILLMANS ABSURD REPLY.

OF all absolutely insane ex-
pressions in this campaign, the
following alleged argument of
Till1nan's is about the silliest.
The Times reports it as follows:
eff have a gold dollar and a
silver dollar and melt both, what
will tie melted gold be worth?"
Gone hundred cents" shouted
Hairless, sure that he was about
to corner the speaker. Correct;
why will it be worth 100 cents?o
demanded the speaker, which
question he answered himself,
.'because you can take it to the
mint and have it coined into 100
cents. And what will the melted
silver dollar be worth?" he con-
tiilued. "Fitty-three cents' yell
ed Hairless, fnancier and states
man, confident that he had the
anarchist where the wool was
tight. ''Why?" demanded Mr..
Tillinan. He paused for reply,
and then himself sent back the
crushing answer, "Because you
CAN'T TAKE IT TO THE MINT AND
HAVE IT STAMPED INTO 100
CENTS. y The demonstration
that followed lasted fully a min
ute, and when it concluded, some
one shouted out "Do you want
anymore of it, Hairless ?"
Does the Times really present
such stuff as logic and reason :?
"Why is silver worth So cents !?
Because you can't take it to the
mint and have it coined into 100
cents" :" In the SOS and sos,
you could take 37IH grains of
: silver to the mint and have it
coined into 100 cents. Would
the melted silver dollar then be
worth. 100 cents? According to
Tillman it must have been. But
it wasn't. 1t was worth from
Io2 to Io4 cents.
Why, you can't take wheat to
the mint. Is that the reason
wheat was worth 60 cents three
weeks ago? Is that the reason
wheat is worth IS cents now?
If Mr.. Tillman reasons correctly,
why should silver be worth any,
thing? You cannot take So cents
worth of silver to the n1ints and
coin it :ato 200 cents, therefore
according to Mr.. Tillnan, 3714
grains of silver is worth $I.o6.
You can't coin it into $40, which
surely ought reasonably to make
it worth IS. 80. Tillman's "ar-
gument" is so bald, SO downright
silly, that he who uses it, or ap-
plauds it, gives the lie to the def
milton of man that says he is
reasoning animal.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
A SOUTHERN MANS PATRIOTISM

This is the way Hon. Rufus
B. Bullock, ex Governor of Geor
gia, and one of the best known
and leading democrats Of the
South, i'll a recent interview, put
the issue of Mr.. Bryan's candi-
dacy:
'When I surrendered with
General Lee at Apponattox, in
April, 1865, General Grant al
lowed us to take our personal be-
longings and our horses and re-
turn to our homes, with the un-
derstanding that we should recog-
nize the supreme authority of the
United States and obey the laws
i'll force where we resided. This
parole l have kept, and would
consider myself now as violating
it if l supported at the bollot-box
the Bryan party, whose declared
purpose is to strike down the hon
Or of the government to which I
surrendered. This party is
pledged to destroy the credit of
the nation, remodel its Judiciary
on partisan lines, and to main
tain state authority as superior to
the national executive, in the
performance of his official duty,
enforcing the federal laws and
protecting federal property"
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
ONE HORSE ORAT0RY.

A Corvallis lawyer, a good cit
1zen, but poor statesman and
an unsuccessful politician, made
a speech last week in country
precinct, in which he damned
the GAZETTE, but not with faint
praise. He termed the paper "a
one-horse country Sheet - The
expression is familiar and con-
slant repetition does not render
it more forcible.
The lawyer intended to be
scorrful. But would a man of
good Judgment use the term
country" as something blama-
le-something to be ashamed of,
among country folks? The law
yer goes around among the far
mers, telling them that they are
the salt of the earth, that his
heart beats in unison with theirs;
that he is devoted to their inter
est; that his whole interest in
this campaign is on account of
the farmers. He pictures them
as down trodden, and under the
invisible dominion of a mysteri-
Gus money power. He weeps
copious tears; his voice trembles
with mighty feeling and his ges-
lures are wonderful to behold.
And yet he deems it disgraceful
to be country"
Better far to be "a one-horse
country sheet" than to be a hy-
pocritica1 politician.
Mazeppa was one-horse, Sher-
idan's charger was one horse, Jay
Eye See was one horse, and yet
they will live longer in history
than all the two to sixteen-horse
teams ever hitched up. There is
no shame in being one-horse.
IF the lawyer meant the GA
ZETTE is not metropolitan dali
1y, no one can take issue with
him; but why should he take the
trouble to say SO. The paper is
al that its field permits, and it
would be poor business policy
indeed, that would give people
more than they paid for. Unlike
the lawyer, the managers of this
paper do not profess a generosity
nor disinterestedness they do not
feel.
The bold and puerile attacks of
the lawyer are in perfect keeping
with the Bryan campaign meth
DDS. Innuendos, senseless plati-
tudes, weak and vain attempts at
sarcasm, make up the literature
and oratory Of the Bryanese.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
3. I82z-lle Wass

~ A9G<--llS WASH <
upon US, SO he evidently meant
it: aTlle success Of the United
States in material development
is the most illustrious of modern
times. The American nation has
not only successfully borne and
suppressed the most gigantic and
expensive war of all history, but
Immediately after disbanded its
army, found work for all its sol
diers and marines, paid off most
of its debt, gave labor and homes
to all the unemployed of Europe
as fast as they could arrive with
in the territory, and still by a
system of taxation so indirect as
not to be perceived, much less
felt. Because it is my deliberate
judgment that the prosperity of
America is mainly due to its sys-
tenn of protective laws, l urge
that Germany has now reached
that point where it is necessary
to initiate the tariff system of the
United States.' Is Bismark
right? Then vote for Mckinley
and protection.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23

In the Circuit Court of the State of Ore
gon for tnc County of Benton:
A. JOHNSON, Plaintiff
JACOB BLUMBERG, Sol Daf,s
KING and E.. S. KING
To z. S. King, one of the above named
defendants:
In the name of .ha Stass OF Oregon, yot:
are hereby required and summoned to APP
pear and answer the plaintiffs complaint
against you in the abeve entitled suit nov
on file with the Clerk .of said Court, on O
before
The Second Monday os November.
it being November 8, 1895, and tll,. first day
of the next regular November term of saiG
Court, to be held at the court house in th,.
City of Corvallis. in said Benton Countv
and State Of Oregon land you are here by not
fed that if you fail to answer said complail, !,
as herein required, the above named p!aint;.
viii apply to said Court. ior the relief pray
ed for in the said complaint: Name;y, i,
decree OF said Court foraclo>ing that ca,
tain mortgage bearing date March 3rd, I69.
made, executed, Acknowledged AID tl..iiveIs /
by Jacob Blurnberg TO A. johnson. ~ /
which is recorded on page 3su Of Book IL :
records of Mortgages Of said Beaten Cnur
ty, Oregon, aad for decree for thc sum t..
(S6G0CO) six hundred dollars, with intere
thereon from the 4th day Of March, \ =
1891, until paid at the rats OF ten p !
cent per annum: both principal ala n:.:rl= :
-, T, III Il
taxes paid by this plaintiff in the sum :;
Sl13. 81, and for the costs and disbursement.
Of this suit to be taxed including an attor-
ney's fee Of $I00.GG, against said dcfsndcn
Jacob Blumberg, and that to satisfy til
same, the said real property described il
seven, eight and nine in hlccr number Eigl
in the original town OF Malysville now til
city of'Corvaliis, i'll Benton County, Oregon,
be sold by the Sheriff OF Benton County
Oregon, in the manner prescribed by law
and that the proceeds arising from such sale
be applied t. the payment and satisfaction
first to the costs and expenses of such sale
and of this suit TO be taxed, including attnr
neys fees of $4,000, and next to the pay
ment and satisfaction Of said sum OF 5000 .00
United States gold coin, with interest a
aforesaid, and the sum of Sll3.Gl as taxes
paid by plaintiff on said premises, as decreed
to be due plaintiff by the Court; and thai
you and all persons claiming or under you
since the third day Of March, A. D., 1894
be forever debarred and forecloscd of al
right, title, interest, lien or equity of rclcmp
tion, of, in or to the said real property, o.
any part thereof, and that the plaintiff a
such sale may have the right to become th'
purchaser, of said premises, and for sucf
other relief as may be equitable.
This summons is published in the Corval
lis GAzxTTE for six consecutive and success
sive weeks, by an order made by the Hon
J. C. Fullerton, Judge of said Court, a
Cham bers at Gold Beach. Curry County
Oregon, and dated September Oath, 1896.
YATES & YATES,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
Alsea Jottings.

Everybody is we'll so far as we
know.
Our Mckinley club is all right,
how is the Bryan club +?
Squire Rycraft made a trip to
Corvallis last week. Will some
one ask him how he found politics
in that town?
Alsea has still the most beauti-
ful weather that it ever had, but
we would be glad of a small
amount of dampness.
Some of our farmers feel rather
sick over the wheat raise, as they
sold their crop for so cents, and
now it is quoted in the papers at
so cents.
We had the pleasure of talking
with Corvallis friends not long
ago, and we find many who a few
months ago, were red hot for Bry-
an, wearing Mckinley badges.
What do our pops think of that
Presbytery met at the G. P.
Church Thursday night. Quite a
number of devines with their
wives and friends attended and
were entertained by different fam
lilies in the community. Some
very able talks were given.
Mrs. Hansel left Friday for
Washington, where she will re-
main for the next three months
on a visit to her sister, andssalso, to
teach a term of school. We are
sorry to loose her presence in the
neighborhood and Sunday school
Mrs. II. was much esteemed in
both.
Mrs. Tom Chandler and Walter
Hansell made trip 10 Sodavllle
last week, TO visit Miss Matte c..
and Miss Alice II. They report
that the girls are doing farely we'll.
only very homesick. We hope
they may get over that and just
stay with the school.
Willis Vidito was to deliver a
speech OF Philomath last Friday
night, giving Mckinley a boost.
We feel sale in saying that the
people Of Philomath were we'll en-
tertained by Mr.. Vidito's eloquent
talk, and we are sure that Mr.. Nc
Kinley has a loyal subject in Mr..
Vidito.
OLD INNOCENCE.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23

have neighbor thai made one of the Peoples
nd Mills and have been watching it Closely it is
the tie 1t mill have ever and anyone can make
one 70. less than SO. going to make two iname-
diately and don't see why every farmer canno1 have
windmill when he can make it himself for 20 little
money The mill is durable, powerful and runs easi-
ly Any person can get diagrams ard complete di-
reetons by sending is two-cent stamps to t. D. WILL
son CO., Allegheny, Pa and any active man can
undoubtedly make money anywhere putting up these
mills for Others and use Of paying $50 $50
for mill when you make one just as good for
ten dollers. BROTHER FARMER
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
Marry This Girl, Somebody!

have been re- Ling y ),.f paper sEoat several
men ,.i- women III tt s.e se. veg sIccessfl sell
ins self heati i, Eat iron an! concluded would
ses what cir! could do. have worksl twelve days
and have sod Isl irons aid 218 o;.as let alter
paying ali Expenses. Everybody is iciiehtei with
the iroi and s,li one a;.not every Place s ow it,
as people think they cant afford :, os without
ss,.y ni,.ca fuel and time and don't burn
the clothes. know clear .:v. Thousand dollars
il, year iio,s Is tat i = !: ri? A GRADUATE.
splendid. girl si'ie,.5:li yon Z true .mer-
icsn, girl. Anyone can get mlcte info... alton
ab,u+ 5ne seif-hea5; if.l by ajressingJ. f. CsSEY
( co, St. Louis, Mo. !. ;e winner, as
every body selling it ",'t.- ii > p. Sc.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
That Wonderful Churn.

want to add my testimony to the list of those
that have used the Lightning Churn. 1t does all
that is claimed for it. you churn easily in one
minute, and get large percentage butter than
with the common churns. ] never took the agency
for ANYTHING before, but so many of my neighbors
wanted churns that ordersd thirty and they are all
gene. think in a year every farmer will have
Lightning Churn; in fact they can't afford to be
withou. one as they make SO much more butter, and
good little bit of money be madoin eAery town
ship selling these churns. By writing to J. F. Casey
Co., St. Louis, Mo-, you get circulars and full
particulars about the churn. READER
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the undersign-
ed has been appointed administrator of the
estate Of j. L. Clark, deceased, bv the coun
ty court Of Benton county, Oregon.
All persons having claims against the cs-
tate are hereby notified to present the same
duly verified, together with the proper vouch-
ers therefor, to me at my residence in Cor
wallis, Oregon, within six months from the
date of this notice.
Dated this 9th day of October, A. D., 1896.
EDWIN M. CLARK.
Administrator Of the estate of J. l.. Clark,
deceased.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
Wells Items.

Prof. Dennan, county school
superintendent, was visiting
schools in this end of the county
last week. He them as all hav-
ing good teachers and all in ex
cellent condition.
Quite a number from here
went to Suver on the 18th to
hear Judge Caples speak.
Hon. Allen R. Joy, of Port
land, will address the Mckinley
club at the Grange hall on Mon
day evening, October 26. Every
body invited.
Potato digging is the order OF
the day here now. The crop is
light but the quality is good.
David Vanderpool visited
friends in Buena Vista last Sun
day. WELLS.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23

Talking about the bankers being
for Mckinley! Zeph Job has cut
off his mustache and is stumping
Montana for Bryan. A private let
ter gives the information that he is
developing into quite an orator. In
this connection, it might be observ-
ed that Mrs. Olive England, of Sa-
lem, is making Bryan speeches.
Mrs. England's husband is the Eng
land of Williams & England, whose
bank failed last spring. Such
bankers are not Objectionable to
the popocrats. 1t is the bankers
who manage their business affairs
wisely and honestly. Who pay
all their obligations, who keep their
doors open and who are successful,
that excite the popocratic ire. The
Bryan managers of Benton county
ought to send for Zeph to speak
here.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23
For Sale or Trade.

A ten acre prune orchard near CORVALLIS,
trees six and seven years old, must be sold
soon as owner desires to leave, or will trade
for residence property located in any pros
porous Willamette valley town. Address
Orchard care this paper.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23

BIsMARK has been urged upon
us by the Bryanese, as political
economist and wise statesman.
Bisnark is certainly devoted to
the people-the German people.
This is the advice he gave them
in a speech in the reichstag, May
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1896-10-23

"It is immatcrfaI in my Judgment
w hether the wool grower receives any
benefit from the tariff ON wool or not;
whether he does or does not am
for free wool.'s-Extract from william
j. Bryan's speech in congress, January
s7th, 1894; Congressional Record Fifty
third Congress, second session.. Vol. SO,
No. SO, p. 1854.