New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-12-16

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Post.
"a Tacoma man killed his attending
physician. Such cases are rare. Usual.
~ the doctor gets his work in first.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The only regret some women'wil have
when they die is that they have some ole
remnants saved up somewhere that they
were never able to use. New York
Press.
It is deplorable. but it is q fact that
] the saloons Of Chicago feed more hungry
men, daily, free Of cost, than any one
or perhaps all of the organized charities.
Chicago Dispatch.
There is something wrong with that
civilization that builds great roads and
bridges, palaces, cathedrals, universities
and colleges and at the same time null
tiplies paupers.- Buffalo Journal.
A Cuban dispatch says that .sGeneral
Weyler's forces ere now operating in
three columns This is much better;
Wcyler usually has employed about a
page and half Chicago Times Herald.
Poverty and crime 90 hand in hand
and the robberies, assaults, murders, and
assassinations,t the news of which fills col
umns of the great daily papers every
twenty-four hours, are s5ut the logical
outcome of recent economic disturbances.
Albert Lea Times.
The telegraph brings the distressing
information that New Jersey man has
been blown up by the explosion of a
barrel of sweet cider in his cellar. Jer-
sey lightning evidently resents the intro
duction of alien mixtures for internal
irrigation. Chicago Times Herald,
An exchange says that Rockefeller
earns 81 1928 an hour. No man can earn
money so fast. His talents, his genius
and his Drawn are not able to legiti.
mately earn one-tenth of that amount.
He may acquire it, steal it., or just get
it. But earn it? Never.-St. Peter Herald.
The New Ulm Review bursts the Nc
Cleary boom for secretary Of treasury
wide open in the back, by quoting the
presidential succession bill of 1888,whlch
in case of death of the president, vice
president, speaker and secretary of state,
makes the SECRETARY of the treasury elig-
ible. AS no foreign born citizen can be
president it would seem that this would
also disqualify them for the cabinet.
It is strange that a matter of this impor-
tance should be overlooked by so many
men in public life, to be discovered by
a country newspaper. But we acknow-
ledge the error.-Mankato Review.
Kleptomania has at last attained to
International dimensions and may be-
come another of these rhetorical what
nots that cement the bonds of amity be-
tween two peoples. So far the acquisi-
tive craze appears to be luxury pecu-
liar to the rich, for we never hear of
poor starveling seamstress being acquit-
ted of guilt on this score when caught
with the stolen remnant in her hand.
And if. being expert in the grab malady,
she had accumulated wholesale stack of
valuable miscellanae, aud if, being mar
ried, her husband had carefully refra1ned
from returning the articles, with explana-
tons, to their owners, it is almost open
to doubt whether the culprit would be
hailed by two hemispheres as the inter-
esting heroine of an ailment which only
police doctors are able. apparently,to di-
agnose and cure. Old fashioned thiev-
cry has grown very vulgar, so that new
tangled varieties have to be invented
and adapted to the established laws of
caste. It is sad when devotees have
brought their particular cult in art to a
high pitch of success to see honored a.
depts dragged down to the plane Of COM
mon critters by rude-handed Philistines
in blue.-The American.
Comments on the Message.
Gear Reed of Name: Words, words,
words.
Dan Lamont: Sire, methinks it's q
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