New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-06-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TAIN Of me DAY.
Professor Fab, of Vienna. announces tina. III.
earth will come in collision with comet on No
49, 1899 SO. perhaps 1t is true that the mum.
Der 10 Is unlucky after all.
Wheeler-I see by the papers that a Chicago b.
Sprocket feeling II the court plaster was in place
his face).-I wish to gracious II had been me!
-(Yonkers Statesman.
It is possible that Plat may conclude that he has
vet something to learn about politics. II So the
thing for him to do is to Mark Hanna
More ormation.-Tommy.-Paw doesn't prec.p-
iation mean the settling?
Mr., Fight does in chemistry but i in business
precipitation at all.-CIndianapolis Journal
Dr. Cronk OF the Maryland State Weather Ser.
vice says that many peaches are falling In Western
Maryland but that the crop is In good condition In
Eastern Maryland.
Times are changed since Hester Prynnes day.
She might go around now with her scarlet "A" and
nobody would pay any attention to IT, unless 1t was
with the scarlet letter belongei.-(Boston Tran
script.
At the recent meeting of the Episcopal Division
Convention OF Maine the Rev. Arthur b. Paplneau
referred 10 Christians outside the Episcopal Church
as heather" I'VE are the Catholic Church." no
said opposed to Romanlsm on the one hand and
PrOteStantlsrl
outside OF this Church there is no salvation
THE BROKEN HEART.
You have broken my heart the lover said;
II never love again; =,
To-day go into the dismal world,
The most wretched OF wretched men,
To-day I go forth to wander alone
Through the gloomy years IN store ~
You have wrecked my life. you have shattered my
shall never know happiness more"
SIX MONTHS AFTER.
"Ah. fairest and sweetes, Of all your SEX
The lover vehemenly CRED;
81 never know what happiness Is
While you away from my side
Until you came into my life, dear one.
I kneT not the meaning OF love,
Whon gaze in your beautiful orbs, am sure
''A' ~ -(Clevcand Leader.
Mr. Anstey the author OF Vice Versa" tells
story to illustrate the inappropriate way in which
Scripture texts are sometimes used. At small sea.
side resort in England generous citizen presented
number az free seats for the promenade, each
adorned with iron label stating that Mr. Jones.
Of this town. presented these seas for the pubic uss
The Is his and he made H.
From the Irish-Flrst C!,!zen--I beg your pardon,
sir. but am stranger In Dublin. can you drect
~ Sesond ditto-WIth pleasure. Sure It's the second
First ditto-fhank you. sir. walks or}
second ditto calling AFTER h'ml II you re
/
don GLOBE.
Tho Anglican Church papers are earnestly discuss
,rx the question OF whether Anglican clergymen
should wear biretta, a clerical skulicap Usually
| worn by Roman Catholic clergymen popular
clergyman vas recently asked to preach at vNass
church lie was Informed on his arrival tina; mere
was 10 be procession from the Vesuy '"rous" NV
churchyard 20 the western door.
1T is raining heavily" he pleaded ana nave"
return 70 town tonight .
| The vicar was absent. bu, the curaie In charge Of
the service asked:
Shall &c: You biretta?
NO" was the prompt reply; but II you Gave an
oil umbrella about the place snail De slau u 7"
CloudeI Understan1ing.-Flrs Girl-she doesn't
understand g,lana ,!,l Gaf %os at all.
p4rst Glri-No. Why the other day she went 70
game and fell in love with the umpre-'Deto'
Tribune
THE Canadian Shoe and Leather Journal tells
| this story: Al American In England. who had
bought pair OF shoes OF fashionable dealer car
rlei them back with a protest LOOK mere. ~
said I've had these shoes only Two weeks ana NV
are completely Of shape. and the leather IS CIV.
ing way In two places The Engllshman looked az
the shoes an instant Dear me. dear ne. ne sa4a'
| Won have been walking in those shoes Walking ~
thome What else should 30 with them Ina. .
IT, SIR shoes made only for carriage peop's,
sir" And the dealer loftily bowed the American OUT
/ OF the shop"
II should think 1t would irri:ate you Dr Pounae,,
to see members OF your congregation iail"s a''e'S
during your sermon . .,,.. -, IRA
Not az all madam" replied the preacher On I'm
contrary 1t Ssn's me- can Sleep DO not need
| mons "-tHarper's Bazaar.
Justice Brewer, In merry mood the o'her ua!'
told a little story about the Venezuelan Comnss'o'.
There are three Yale men on the 'ohlinissoh WIZ"
e a fac, ALWAYS mentioned whenever any faie man
a. ann lSsiD
too Rrever Is one Of the three Yale men, he began
| -, -. ,ho, uav So as there were three Yale
~ -, 10 Commission the Yale Alumni Associa-
| ' -, ,ysb,eton invited the five members as their
quests OF honor recent meeting Justice D'e"'
attended but the others were prevented 'ro" so's'
| A, the right time in the evening the chairman mace
= ocl, heroic speech about the courage OF the COM
| riss,on and the miasmatic dangers they must lace
! ,-.hIng in the jungly swamps OF Venezuela Tor
| ,,o scbomhurgk line. and in behalf OF the assoca-
tion gave them-at which SIGMA. tray was orous"'
,,r,v,rd with five TASKS OF whiskey and hVe packets
| of oulnine on behalf OF the Commission justice
| Brewer accepted the gift Afterward. he said 10
forwarded the present The Yale men, being IN
majority might have kept 1t all But they chose
to be liberal and gave the others as their share
the quinne but they both Democrats NJ
said 'and they kicked"
Depends on the Amount-"If ever get no ni,e ..
BInks I'll thrash him 80 that his own "'o'"''
wouldn't recognize him.
Hes been slapderlng me: He says that beat Mn
out Of In poker sea g sam me remark myself"
Then what did he say? u., uheat
"He said that you beat him out OF S'c" III WIZ"
deal 80 -, ,n, T could
"oh, well, ther suppose is 2 all rlse' man who
hardly believe ha, he was the k,n rass y on me
In that way."-(Chicago Post.
r,,,,cu ,-ruc avn .urPJcaN FACTS.