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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-23

Washington Times: May-Mr. Sweet
lines has lot of poetry in his soul
tIeorge-He must have: he has never
given any of it to the world
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WIT AND MUlSIOR.

indianapolis Journal: Tommy-Paw
was there any fireworks in the days of
Mr.. tIgg-No-unless you count David
he was a pretty good giant cracker at
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THE FIRST COTE FIRST SERVED

The book will be mailed postage paid
to any one on receipt of $3.50 or given as
premium to subscribers on the condi-
,tions above named
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Washington Post: The Palmer and
Buckner ticket polled less than , Geo
votes in Ohio. in the Columbus pre-
cinct, which boasts OF Mr.. Cultivate.
Palmer and Buckner manager, as a
voter, not a single vote was cast for the
indianapolis ticket. There are some
charitable people who profess TO believe
that Mr. Cleveland's conspicuous Ohio
of1ce-holder relented at the last moment
and voted for Bryan and Sewall.
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The Herald has bought the entire lot
and proposes to distribute them among
Herald subscribers ON the following
terms:
To each Daily subscriber paying six
months in advance,
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This work was prepared by direction
of the Utah Worlds Fair commission.
and IS a complete history of Utah's
participation in the Greatest EXPOSE
ton the world has ever known UP to
the present time. II contains a COM
plete list of all Utah visitors at the
Exposition.
The Worlds Fair Commission had
supply printed for distribution to the
several states and countries taking part
IN the Exposition and the i14.nograph-
Ing Company printed a large supply
which it was intended should be placed
on the market for sale. Owing to num-
erous delays and reverses resulting n
the rganization of the LithoSraphtng
Company the books were never placed
on sale and the present proprietors o.,
the Lithographing Company decided to
dispose of the books in lump.
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Springfield Republican: The two lead
ing Democratic candidates for the United
states senatorship from Delaware are
Saulsburys. Willard and John E., cous-
ms: but one is a gold and the other a
silver Democrat. The third candidate is
Cnlef Justice Love, who is also a silver
man. AS the silver Democrats are in a
majority on their side, Senator Gray is
Tot unlikely to have a silverite for a
colleague Air. Bayard's name is not
even considered, on account of his stand
against Bryan
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Boston Post: So Miss Bacchante is to
stay with us. 1t is the old story of the
triumph OF female beauty over the wis
dom and philosophy OF man; and the art
commissioners. in resembling their YER
dict OF condemnation of Bacchante in
absentia, have done nothing unusual.
reprehensible, or, indeed, unexpected,
when brought under the spell of her Wis
ih,e charm.
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London Figaro: Convict-Tm in here
for having five wives
Nisitor-How are you enjoying youl
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AT The TABERNACLE
The Case of Ex-ApostIe Thatcher
Referred To.
BY APOSTLE GRANT
AND PRESIDENT CANNON.

A Revelation. to Joseph Smith In
troduced-President Tells of Gods
Purpose IN Restoring the PRIEST
hood.
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Boston Transcript: Hicks-Are you
fond of children?
Wicks-Immoderate A house is sc
restful after the little dears have beer
put to bed
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SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS

Los Angeles Herald: Remember that if
san Feoro IS selected for a deep water
harbor the Salt Lake railway will be
constructed sure. Therefore this is the
time for the influential citizen to DO
some influencing
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New York World: With a tariff aver
aging more than 40 per cent already in
operation, Mckinley ought to be able to
see that a re-enactmenI of the McKin-
ley bAil, or of any other bill drawn on its
lines would be merely an ineffective and
useless exhibition of the same radicalism
which the country repudiated in 1882.
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Tit-Bits: Secret Societies.-"My pas an
Ood Fellow beasted little boy My
pas Freemason." replied the other,
an that's higher, for the bod fellows
wait on the masonsl"
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Harpers Bazaar: "Well, Jacky, did
you enjoy the horse show?
Pretty good. Thought it was kind OF
queer they didn't have any hobby horses
there, though 49,
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Houston Post: If Alexander Stephens
Clay is as good a man as the one whom
he will succeed in the United States SEN
ate or the one for whom he has evil
IDENTIFY been named, Georgia will continue
TO be at the top in the upper house
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Chicago Record: No Local Color.-"So
Boston rejected MaCMonnies' BAG
chante?'
Yes, they were annoyed because she
carried a bunch of grapes instead of a
lot of baked beans"
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4 Copy Of The Book
Ui1I be Given

And each semi-weel1ly Subscriber
paying $2.1O in advance will receive a
years subscription and a copy of the
book.
1t is { Sandstone book. The Cover
nors of New York, Pennsylvania South
Carolina, California. Illinois and sew
eral other states have said it is by Tar
the handsomest work gotten out for
any OF the states represented at Chi
eago. It contains over 200 pages and
is handsomely Illustrated. The Utah
building and all of the principal exhibits
are shown. 1t is a permanent and last
ing record of the Worlds Fair and the
part Utah took in that grand exposi-
ton. 1t is handsomely bound in cloth
and win be a valuable addition to any
library. It contains very interesting
reading matter. It is as fascinating as
any story book ever written.
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was there any fireworks in the days of
the Bible?
He was pretty good giant cracker at
one time.
Yonkers Statesman: Mr.. Bacon--rhat
Mr.: Crossiey who called last evening is
Mrs Bacon-Too bad he couldn't have
made himself little more agreeable.
Detroit News: Did he accuse ma Of
that? III make him eat his words!'
You can't. His language was such
that the food commission would inter
:. Washington Times: May-Mr. Sweet
lines has lot of poetry in his soul.
George-He must have: he has never
given any of it to the world.
London Figaro: Convict-Tm in here
for having five wives.
=, Visitor-How are you enjoying your
liberty?
Boston Transcript: Hicks-Are you
fond of children?
Wicks-Immoderate A house is so
restful after the little dears have been
put to bed
Harper's Bazaar: well. Jacky, did
you enjoy the horse. show?
Pretty good. Thought it was kind of
queer queer they didn't have any hobby-horses
Chicago Record: No Local Color.-"So
Boston rejected MaoMonnies' BAG
chante'?'
Yes. they were annoyed because she
carried a bunch of grapes instead of a
lot of baked BEANS"
I'll Tit- Bits Secret societies.-"My pas an
pas a Freemason. replied the other,
an that's higher, for the bod fellows
wat on the masonsI'
Puck: A Suggestion.-Dr. Blunt-We
must wake her. because l want TO ask
her If she has obeyed my. ORDERS
The Patients Observation-Disclosures
it might be as well to--ah-put that ques-
ton in somewhat different FORM
Yonkers Statesman: A western farmer
wrote to his lawyer as follows: 'Will
you please tell me where you learned to
write? / have a boy l wish to send to
school. and l am afraid l may hit upon
the same school you went to-
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Puck: A Suggestion.-Dr Blunt-We
must wake her. because l want TO ask
her if she has obeyed my. orders"
The Patients ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
1t might be as well to-ah--put that ques-
ton in a somewhat different FORM
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Yonkers Statesman: A western farmer
wrote to his lawyer as follows: ''Will
you please tell me where you learned to
write? l have boy l wish to send to
school. and | am afraid | may hit upon
the same school you went to-
The evening times., 1896-07-31
Games Today.
BETWEEN THE BASES.

Inks is pitching well for st. Paul.
Jennings leads the League in batting.
Pittsburg yesterday moved ahead of Bos-
ton.
Cincinnau's lofty Ideas got severe iolting
yesterday.
Hugh Duffy seems to have lost his bat
ting eye
Ncklin is not considered fast enough for
the tailenders.
Nash will resume his place at third base
in tomorrow's game.
Wonder il the Phillies have gotten off
tbattoboggan slide for COOL
Perhaps there won't be some fun at
the Leagues annual meeting in Chicago.
Connaughton is playing a good game at
short for New York, yet Irwin is dissatisfied
with him.
Jordan, the twirler recently secured by
Phillies. has reported, and will be given
trial at Boston.
The PhiIlies made three sacrifice hits
yesterday. They are gradually approaching
the real thing
Beckley had nineteen put outs at first
yesterday, which is about the record for a
nine-inning game.
Mertes is becoming the idol of the Phil
adelphia patrons at the expense, perhaps,
OF the former favorites.
Present indications point to red-hot race
between Baltimore, Cincinnati and Cleve-
land ON the homestretch.
1t is possible that yesterdays tie game
at Brooklyn will be played off when the
Bridegrooms visit Washington.
Every time Jones came to bat Mer-
Ger brought the outfielder close 10 the in
field.-Brooklyn Times.
Van II altren's batting In the Phila-
delphia-New York series Just closed was
terrific III hits out of 3 times at bat
Fraser, the Coloners twirlcr, is the most
promising OF any of the batch OF pitchers
chosen from the Western League ranks.
1t begins to look as though Prof. Clarke
had lost his cunning. "Dad' is being driven
out OF the box these days with great regu-
larity.
Seymour is pitching great ball for the
Springfields. He held Syracuse down TO six
hits yesterday. Three of them were
scratches.
For team of finds, Jones and Payne can
not be equaled by any other club in the
League Both are stars in their respective
positions.
Gus Scbmelz, whiskers and all, accom-
panies the Senators on the present trip.
He is looking after the finances.-Brooklyn
exchange
There promises TO be a radical shake up
in the Washington team shortly. The team
appears TO be afflicted with too many man
agers.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Billy Brady is reported to have offered
$50 900 for Freedman's interest in the
New York Baseball Club, but it is not on
record that the offer was accepted.
Manager Foutz and his aggregation OF
rainmakers arrived home last night and
brought with them storm calculated to
make things unpleasant at Eastern park.
Their home coming was anything but tri-
The evening times., 1896-07-31

nmphant but as they did not anticipate any
fireworks and bell ringing they were not
disappointed. 1t was a disastrous trip,
no different, however. than that OF last
May, and a shade better than the showing
ma de by Boston, hiiadelphia a, and Washing
ton.-Brookiyn Eagle.
Comiskey is likely to retire from baseball
at the end of the season, with enough to
live on during the rest OF his life. His st.
Paul team of the Western League is coin
ing money.
Lush is great sprinter. He went
after LaChance's long hit In the eighth
inning like flash and nearly caught the
Brooklyn first baseman at the plate
Brooklyn Times.
Little Johnnie Foreman. the woodberry
lad, recently released by Pittsburg. has an
offer to pitch for New York. He will
probably go there If the Pirates do not re-
call him before his ten-day notice has ex-
pired.
Billy Hamilton, of the Beaneaters, is be-
coming more of record player every day.
He will steal bases without a sciDtilla OF
excuse, when stolen bases are OF value only
to Hamilton's record as base stealer.-Ex-
shaDge.
President Hart OF the Chicago club is
charged with the filming of Pat Tebeau.
Louisville, had the credit OF causing what
Is looked upon as one OF the biggest throw
downs in League history.
Pittsburg has decided that its farm
team will notpay expenses at Albany, n. T..
and has arranged to have it sent back to
Toronto, Ont, where it failed to draw $50
game in the spring. The farm has
proven costly experience for the Pitts
burg management.
New>York is very weak 1 n left field, hav-
ing no one who can play the posi- ton prop
erly. Many of the Phillies' hits in that direc-
ton yesterday would have been easy outs
with good outfielder. As it was, singles
yielded two bases and doubles were stretch
ed into triples simply because Davis could
not throw.
The score card at Chicago was not ex-
plict in naming the Brooklyn pitcher, the
names of Kennedy, Daub and Harper being
used. Many in the crowd did not know
Harper. and when he went 10 bat the first
time somebody in the stand called In a
loud voice: "Hit Ter out, Mr.. Kennedy, Daub
or Harper"
Since Beckley Joined New York he has
been doing the very thing the failure to do
which caused the willingness of Pittsburg
to let him go-hitting the ball. He has taken
up the gait in promising style, and really
there doesn't seem to be any reason why he
should let up. They say already that Pitts
burgers are sorry that the deal was made.
Delehanty is great ball player, but
If anybody should question you you can
say that first base is not his long suit.
Del wants plenty Of sea room for his feet
and chance to throw distance. Whenever
he makes an infield throw he does 1t in an
apologetic sort of way that sets the spec
tators on edge.-Philadelphia Inquirer
The ninth furnished the climdx TO Brook
lyn's brilliant exhibition of faultless field
ing. With one out, Brown and Cartwright
made hits to right field and rally a the
bat seemed assured The crowd was ready
to quit, when Lush sent drive 10 right
which looked good for a twobagger. The
The evening times., 1896-07-31
NATIONALS DowSED RApFoRps


Bunched Hits in the Ninth and Won
by One Run.
The Nationals and the Radfords crossed
bats at National Park yesterday afternoon,
and the result was one OF the prettiest
amatenr contests Of the season. The Rad
fords had the game well in hand up to the
ninth inning, when the Nationals hammered
Pitcher Stanley for five hits after two men
were out and won the game. This is the
first defeat for the Radfords.
E. Burns, OF the Nationals, covered right
field like veteran. accepting everything
in his territory. Flynn was verytimely with
his bat, tying the score with n hit, and bring
Ing in the winning run.
Jackson, of the Radforls, hit the ball
hard. making three singles and one double.
Mr. Graf gave general satisfaction as
umpire, not a kick being registered against
his decisions, which were fair and i'm
partial
Score by innings:
Radfords.. 2 1 1 o 1 0-s
Nationals. O 2 o o o SO
Hits -Radfords, 13; Nationals. .. Errors
-Radfor,ls. 6; Nationals. 2. Batteries-Stan-
ley ana Hetfner for the Radfords; H. Burns
and Flynn for the Nationals.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

ball went on a line to the corner of the
pavilion with Jones after it. He made q
remarkable catch. slipped and fell, but
held onto the sphere like grim DEATH
Brown was almost to third and was dou-
bled up on quick throw to sioch. 1t was
the play of the game.-Brooklyn Eagle.
b. E. schoepnut, the former crack pitcher
ofthe Chambersburgt team, has heep heavily
fined and suspended by the directors, and
has gone TO his home. Schoenhut's work
all season has been OF an Indifferent char
aoter, and he has only pitched four games
He refused 10 60 to Hanover today. and
was fined 500 and suspended indefinitely.
dispatch from Boston says that Hanlcn
was yesterday approached by a repre- senta-
tive OF the Boston Club with the idea of Sc
curing Quinn's release. Hanlon, according
to the report, was willing to let Joe 60,
but the latter raised SO much obiectionthat
Haplonreconsidered his idea. Itwould seem
thatHaDlon did wise thing in reconsidering
the proposition. Quinn is II valuable man.
and this coming winter, il Hanlon should
still desire to let him go, he could make a
most advantageous trade with little dif1
ficulty. Hanlon's reported readiness to
let G uinn go can mean but one thing, that
McGraw win he playing at third very soon.
The reason is evident. With McGraw out
and @ uinn released, there. would be no
eubStitutC VIII 1lCSIdW DICK
In the game, DonneIly would be the SUBJ
stitute.
While all the world has been taught to
look with horror on Pat Tebeau, few men
can point to an instance where he ever used
anything more violent than his tongue in
his efforts to win games. There are no
players in hospitals suffering from wounds
inflicted by Tebeau's spikes He may have
Offered to fight an umpire or so in his Hfe-
time, but he alwaysmade fair and square
proposition. He did not strike the umpire
in the fleshy part OF the neck when he
wasn't looking. Patrick Is fair foeman
He's anxious to win, OF course, but. lie
isn't tricky. It's question whether he
doesn't disapprove Of Childs' conduct yes
terday a heartily as do any of the MEM
bers OF the opposing team. When the lat
ter was in danger or being roughly handled
yesterday, Patsy stood grim and silent on
first base and was about the only Cleye-
land pa yer WHO did not move from his po-
sition.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
To return to exhibitions OF temper on
the ball field: While Cupid" Childs was
giving an exhibition OF rowdyism, "Chiet''
thinner. the steady backstop. showed his
forbearance and shamed a caluminator
into an apology. A man, who was old
enough to know better, who was sitting
back OF the Clevelands' bench, amused
himself applying such names as monkey
face" to Zimmer. The catcher stood it
silently for quite time, md then walking
over to the spectator, ,isaidc You can go
ahead ali you please. faCaH me what you
wish, IL 1t amuses you.. .ap hired to play
ball and am trying TO earn my salary I
cannot resent your insults in any other
way than to reply in kind on the ball field,
and that I will not do" There were no
more jibes at Zimmer. and later in tie
afternoon his tormentor 0pologized and
asked for andshake.-Gincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
The evening times., 1896-07-31
AMONG THE AMATEURS.

The Young Kengitons defeated the East
erns by the score of 8 to o. The feature
OF the game was the pitching of ARM, who
did not allow the Easterns hit The
kensitons would like TO hear from all
teams under thirteen years OF age. James
Boland, 1026 North Capitol street
The Mount vernons have organized for
the season and would like to hear from
all teams whose average age is thirteen
years or under. The team lines up as fol-
lows; lawson, catcher; Barker, pitcher.
Mcmahon, 1st base; Mooney, I'd base;
Major, Sd base, Fuss, shortstop; Howard,
left field; Pegram, center field. and jack
son, right field. Address challenges to
T. Mcmahon, 1892 Eleventh street north
west.
The evening times., 1896-07-31
Hamilton winkaceJoe Pa,chen

Chicago, July 31.-W. W. Hamilton, Of
Denver. who holds the worlds unpaced
mile bicycle record, has challenged Col
J. g. Taylor, the horsepower, to race
Joe Patchen q mile against him for
$1,000 a side, and Mr.. Taylor has &C
cepted the challenge. The selection OF the
time and place for the test OF speed has been
left to Birch Brothers, of this city. who are
backing Hamilton.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

Never loan your bicycle 10 anybody.
Better by far to go down into yolr pocket
and hand over to your friend the price to
hire wheel. 1t is difficult matter to
get wheel adjusted to a person, and when
you once get it fixed to suit you il Is
better to keep it that way. II you loan
it, the borrower is sure to change some
eiing. Those who purchase new bicycle
every year will readily agree with the
above.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

Nearly all the women doctors of Chicago
have taken the floor to remark that Miss
Charlotte Smith merely talked through her
bonnet when she said that cy cling was ini-
moral. Without exception the woman doc
tors ascribe to the bicycle those very
The evening times., 1896-07-31
WIN Take Another Mhir1

Burlington, Iowa, July 31.-western As
sociation clubs feorsaHized yesterday with
four ciubs-Dubuque, Burlington, Cedar
Rapids and Des Moines- The season opens
at Cedar Rapids and Burlington today and
closes September Is.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

Things pugilistic are dull in this city and
promise to remain SO until September. It's
too warm to take in '.hot stuff this
sort of weather.
The Blemton Stable has sold the three;
year-old bay gelding Refugee, by Exile,
out OF Bracken, to W. n. Wallace. The
price is reported as being 81 800.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

One of New York's cleverest theatrical
managers returned from Europe this week
He went abroad to look after theatrical
attractions, and he has become an en-
thusiastic bicycle man. He scarcely knew
what a wheel locked like when he went
abroad, and yet there is NO more ardent
cycling enthusiast today. 81 went to the
bicycle races in London, Paris and Liver
pool said he, land never saw anything
like 1t. Why, they turn out from $4,000 to
10000 people at football game overthere.
but when they have bicycle races the sight
beats anything have ever seen. The peo-
pie begin to arrive at the track at Q o'clock
in the morning and by the time the races
take place late arrivals can't even see the
track. 1t is the game toda y in Europe and
it will be the game hereafter in this coun-
try"
The evening times., 1896-07-31
Elphonzo Youngs Co.

Elphonzo Youngs Co.
Pile of poor butter on the
market, and dealers are not
loath to sell it for Csc and
30c. No excuse for any
body paying more than
25c Pound
for the finest Elgin Cream
cry. We control a cream
erys output = guarantee
that there is none more de-
licious.
Elphonzo Youngs Co.
Wholesale and Retail Grocers.
as 9th ST, bet. D. and E.
We close At 8 p. M. Including Saturday.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

When bicycle runs with a constant click
ing AMI swapping under foot 1t is time the
chain was examined. 1t is possible that
nothing more may all it than Il good coat OF
dirt and grease, and it is also possible that
one OF the links may have become worn
andslip on the sprocketteeth- In any yevcnt
q little care islikely to save walk home.
and that is the most important part of all
The evening times., 1896-07-31

Lee Richardson will do the trick riding
at the Louisville national meet.
The evening times., 1896-07-31
FOR CABANNE AND TITUS
Wheelmen Are PetitiOning for
Their Reinstatement.
ALL EYES ON LOUISVILLE

Large Crowds Turn Out to Witness
Bicycle Races in Europe-Never
:. Loan Your Bicycle-Chicago wo-
men Doctors Do Not Agree With
Charlotte Smith-InterestingN Notes.
The evening times., 1896-07-31

Hey there, opoilo,'' said father Jupiter,
as the charioteer of the sun came into sup
per after his days work, you've got to
stop this confounded, nonsensical scheme OF
pulling the big sun chariot around with a
bicycle"
What's the row now7" said young
Apollo.
Row! Row enough. Look down on the
earth there, and see the way you are max.
ing people suffer with your internal scorch-
ing. Now, no back talk; you just let that
bicycle stay in the house in the morning. aud
hitch Dobbin and the old gray mare to the
chariot. Idon'tpropose TO burn up the earth
Just tbecause you want TO beat the record for
twelve hours. II there's any sccrching to
be done up here papa'll do it coastlng on
Mount Olympus"