Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-27

Corkscrew and glass in hand.
Where the ranged coolers stand
CLEANS bright the warrior band,
Boston's bold Ancients; hurrah fer them!
Pros't!
Customer-"Here. don't you guarantee
a. perfect fit of everything that goes from
your placer
Tailor" Certainly. Is there anything
you wish altered?"
Customer-"Yes. Cut down this bill
it's too large for my pocketbook. ''-Har-
per's Bazaar.
us this Il wealthy neighborhood?
''Yes, every family in the block takes
ice.''-Chicago Record.
Both were very young. They stood
gazing into store window. admiring
the pretty frocks that children so love,
beside her, Marjorie said compassionate
ly: Little girl, poor little girl. are those
your bestus o!c+hcs"'
NO the other responded with a SOL
emn shake of her head; my bestus
clothes is wored out. Boston Herald.
She-"Since my return from the south
of France I'm another woman Sarcas-
tic Friend-"How delighted your hus-
band must be.''-TidBits.
The street car gave Il Sudden lurch in
rounding a curve, and the charming
young girl who was clinging to a strap
nearly sat down in the lap of the man
your pardon, sir" she exclaimed, hast
ily ''Not at all, miss" he replied, en-
couragingly. ''Try it again. | don't
mind it at all."-Texas Sitter.
WHAT. INDEED?
Oh, the new woman's sure to be foremost in
In science and politics, maybe;
But what will she do-heaven bless her
brave heart
With baDv the o'df"sniGnea w e"f SaI1etin
Ragged Robert TAT the door)-.Mad-
dim, may l trouble you for suthin' TO
eat?''
Lady of the House threateningly)-
I'm call the dog if"
Ragged Robert with dignity)-'Thank
We, but | never eat dogs.
Amy-"Julia seems to be an amiable
Dora-s'She is. Whenever we dispute
about car fares, she gives up and let's
me pay."-Odds and Ends.
THE MILLENIUM.
The millennium is coming,
And I'm sure it can't be far,
For last night woman thanked me
When l gave her my seat In q car.
Reginald-''Time brings about some
odd changes, doesn't it%' Haroid-"I
SHOulu say IL ulu. 11ooh 1T Tic E."lle,
of costumes. Why, when we played
tennis we turned our trousers up at the
bottom, and now that we play golf we
turn our stockings down from the top
-Harper's Bazaar
Pepper. asked the young woman,
why is it that you never have h, done any
thing to make you famous!
'Never thought of it, said the old
man. "What had l better do-bolt the
ticket. or take seven bottles of patent
medicine ?'-Indianapolis Journal.
Wisconsin Patents.
Patents for the following Wisconsin
inventors are reported for this week by
Erwin, Wheeler & Wheeler, So and 50
Loan and Trust building, Milwaukee.
Wis. These attorneys will furnish the
e. J. Allen, Milwaukee, device for sup
porting flexible gas pipes or tubes; |. Bass,
Jr-. assignor, type mold, Milwaukee; Chris.
Bach, Jr., Milwaukee, electric switch; Il. III
Boite., U. A. nonlevy and Z T. q nrnMn
assgr, Lake Mills, combined churn and but
ter worker; G.. s. Brown and e. E. Fargo,
:assgr.. Lake Mills, ohurn and butter worker
'(machine); G. S. Brown and w. e. Penn,
assgr., Lake Mills, milk weighing and dis
charging; r. B. Cochrane, Madison, drawing
board; d. w. Curtis, Fort Atkinson auto
mer, Berlin, turbine; C. H. Harttert, Mil.
waukee, steel trap; F. c.. Krieger West
! Bend, horse collar and pad; o. e. Meyer,
Fl. Muselmann, assgr., Sheboygan, cheese
safe; W. r. Penn assgT Lake NILS U.s. shS urn
waukee, assgr., tank shield, design A. w.
Rich milwaukee,, boot, design.
w Holmes, Pembine, car attachment
and bathtub; f. NJ Lochen. Milwaukee.
rotary shelf fer refrigerators; II. B. Weipef,
Durand. centrifugal tester.