Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1896-11-11
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rhe orator the air makes blue.

While getting i'll his licks,
And as the days grow colder-whrw,
How hot grows politics!
Boston Courier
ION the level, is he crooked?" "Suro
He's wrong, all right. '-New yorl
Sun.
Jonesy-How is Mugler betting on
the election? Smitty-With his mouth
-Roxbury Gazette.
He-It takes three generations IN
make gentleman. She-And six flo.
ures.-Indianapolis Journal
He-My life without you will be
lonely one. The Heiress-But think
how busy you will have to be!-Life.
The Doctor-It's twins sir. Youno
Husband-I might have known it; IFS
my wife's hobby that two can live as
cheaply as one.-Puck.
Away with your bicycle "built for two
Though Of yore it had room plenty.
But now, in this hustling day we view
A bicycle built for twenty.
Washington Star.
First Shade-Where is ST. Peter to.
day? Second Shade-Sh He's try.
ing to make wheel out of a couple Of
halos, and they won't stay filled with
air.-Puck.
Alice-I heard something about you
to-day. Maud-Yes; this new lining
they are using in dresses makes
frightful noise, doesn't it?-Yonkers
Statesman.
Knickerbocker-We you knocked
speechless when you collided with
that stone? Bloomer-No; but my
wheel was knocked spokeless.-N Norris.
town Herald.
Jablin-Jaggins called you monkey,
How can you stand that? Dilbey-Whai
would you advise me to do about It'll
Jablin-Make him prove it, of course
Roxbury Gazette.
Miss Yam isn't at all musical"
GLOW do you know" 81 offered to
sing ooh, promise me-, last night, and
she said she'd promise me anything il
l wouldn't" -Pittsburg Chronicle.
Miss Keedick-What an awful talkeI
Mr. Gilley is, and how little he says
when he speaks. Miss Kittish-The
poor fellow is troubled with an impedi.
ment in his thoughts.-New York
World.
Kitson-A foolish New York artist
has just married an Indian who posed
for several of her pictures. Thatcher
Well, suppose she was looking for
model Observation-Disclosures North
American.
"How did you dare tell father that
you have a prospect, of a hundred thou
sand dollars a year" she asked
why" he answered in righteous In
dignation, 81 have if l marry you
Washington Star.
He-Your affection seems to have
cooled with the weather. She-ThatR
the point exactly. You know that
summer Irritation carried over into the
fall is liable to become chronicle
dianapolis Journal.
The frost doth now adorn each forest tree
With glorious robes Of gorgeous'tihl@
hues;
And q hero at the country school is ne
Who holds out longest ere he puts On
shoes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Frankstown neutrality-suspicious.
fresh you look this morning, MISS
Homewood. Miss Homewood (Who ue'
tests the young man)-How fresh you
talk this morning, Mr.. FrankstoWh'-
Pittsburg Chronicle.
Ruling passion Sympathizer Ito pros
trate bicyclisD-Any serious damase
from the accident? Fallen bicycnS'
feebly)-I don't know yet. l nave
have-haven't looked at my wheel
(faints away).-Life.
1t is talk wasted for an unmarrleo
woman to boast of her economy to ah
unmarried man. A man never apprecl'
ates economy in a woman until allef
he has married woman who doesn't
practice it.-Atchison Globe.
"Greymair's wife brought him nome
n suit of clothes, but l understand Ne
mustered I'D the courage to tell her lnal
he had made up his mind to chanseA
"Did he change it" "Oh, yes; he chang
ed his mind."-Cincinnati Enquiref'
"How did you get in there, in 'l'
first placer" asked the rescuers, WV
had pulled Mr.. Kerrigan from NV
canal. BE way av the top" SAID W.
Kerrigan. However, it was too u"
to throw him in again. Cincinnati hD
quirer.
Winks-1t must be fine to be apie "
write things in shorthand, so thal Nv
body can read what you have Wri''ea'
Binks-Yes, that's so. It's my secie~
Sometimes | can't read it myself, WIZ
the notes are six months old.-Soh'''
vile Journal.
"What would you say to soou,
steady job Of work?' asked the N, ,ah
woman. "What would say to Jvu
of work" repeated Perry ta'e'n ".
"missus, it would be impossiple ~,
me to repeat to n lady what ! Wo''
say to t."-Cincinnati Enquirer