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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1896-01-23

TRAINS LEAVE aALslGH, ~ c.
DAILY, ex ept Sunday Connects
At Greensboro, roF ssl Pa
for North and Soatt ~
TVinston-Salem and aoiut.-
o.o, the Northwestern North Gers
~ lima Railroad. At Salisb&rs VI
"a :" all points in Western North Gar
china, Knoxville, Tenn, CSrnAN
natl and western points; at T;as1
lotte, for Spartanburg, o4ssa,
Vile, Athena Atlaata 2:~ ia
points South.
Connects at Durham for t,sioE.
Gla .d,g ana e., G.eysyihs aksys.
the Washington and 5oa;:s
western Vestibuled (Linis1at,
and the New York and b9ey36s
Short Line ltmitedl cr4'.
for all points North, szs5
with main line train 30 l. To-
Danville, Richmond and salU.AA..S
date local stations; also hae con
4:05 nectton for Winston Salem, al
PM with main line train No 50 iass
Daily mail for Charlotte, SeartanbngS
Greenville, Atlanta and all pcinre
South; also Columbia, Augusta
Charleston, Savannah, Jack
sonville, and all points Ia FleriGa,
Sleeping Car for Atlanta. Jack,
sonville and at Charlotte witt
sleeping car for Augusts an&
Jacksonville,
Connects at Selma for EayetEer
Vile and intermediate stations on
lne W.ilscs1 N Fayetteville Shc=@s
Cut, daily, G0idab1ro for rev;
1880 aat S Smn aaorehe - Wy aaI.y -
A M uIS ,,,tay Si nor ~ LII, - 80 80
D"S w &C w Il r, daily.
Connects at Selma for Wilson
Rocky Mount, Tarboro and icgs
stations on Norfolk g. Caroline
Railroad, arrives at Gol6sbot
1905 p m
900: Connects at Durh., m for Oxford
A M Keysville, Richmond. 1t Greens
DAILY boro for Washington and al
3:I4 points north.
Daily
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1896-01-23

Hoods Pills are prompt and efficient.
% cents.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1896-01-23
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
fPIEDIONT AIR-LINF.)
CONDENSED SCHEDU-

~ EFFEcT. Dec. ), 'a-
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
Kamen an oen unrebten.
Der ShdnfpirtR O'Sierne erpehrt ft9
5weier meeeIagerer nit feiuem
Kuoteufof. .+ 80

In benltnre9ten fdmen 0onnerftdeQbenb
5tpet Strol9e Narnens MG6ert s. @rnit6
1trb SO. S. Mauf6, fpel6e ben S9antpirb6
@ntbonb S'8ierne bon go. 236 Ga @dIIe
StraBe an ber @6e Der 81. StraBe unb
@ottuge @robe Noenlte gu beralben berz
5u9ten.
S'8ierne fam 46enbs qeqen 8 1tbr
in bic in benz 6aufe SEQ. 3139 Cottage @rooe
@benlte beftnbGi9e @irthT9dft unb troftirte,
Do er fi4 gerabe in elmer groBmiit9igen
2atne befanb, ale in Dem Qofal antpeIen ben
SGfte, burunter ou9 MarT6 unb Smit5.
DIS es gum 8e5d6len fam, lieB er unbprfi9z
tiger Weife cine bide &ple 8antnpten fe6en,
%tporaltf Smit6 autub MarT6 ft9 fofort aus
Der @irtBI9dft en~tfernten lnbb in ber g1d6e
berIeGben auf O'8ierne Iauerter. DIS berz
feDbe 6erausfam, folgten fe linn in 9emefes
ner @ntferr1ng Bis 5ur 81. @traBe, ipran=
gen i6m bort plDBli9 in ben @eg ltrrb for=
berten f6n, lpGbrerub Maari9 INN einen 8ez
ooIoer Dor6ieEt, arf, feline 8odrI9aft 6erz
ouS5ugeben. !9ierDon tpplte iebo9 O'8ierne
ni3ts pifen unb be9ann NIT feinem
¬enitof Die beiben @egelagerer ouf bas
9fu90rii6li4te gu 6eur6eiten, 70 baB biez
feD6et, luut INN t9ii1fe rdFenb, Die Sl16t
ergriffen. Sic tumen idbo9 ni9t tpeit,
bsnn @nit6 lief Dem goli5iiten 6lpnt in Die
Mrme. tpd6ren6 Medri9 bon benz goli3iften
Mtc9ruf6 etngd6olt unb bingfet eemu9t
tpurbe. Die @trol9e tplrben mad Der
@tanton @oenue|P oIi3eiftation eebra9t unb
nd4bem fie BON S'8ierne ols feline @ngrei=
fer ibentificirt aporben &paren, eingefperrt.
9iefe Identification mar d6er bur9o1s UNI
n0f6ig, ba Die 6eiben Strol9e Die beutli9en
5puren bes ¬enito6es in i6ren @eIi9z
tern CUR S4au tp1gen. @m @9limmiten
mar Gmit6 bel benz 8encontre baoonge=
tommen, BENIN Elm 6ieb S'8eeren'S battle fein
linfes Quge getpoffen, 10 buB 0ufieI6e ooGIz
itdnbig 3u9ei9tpolen mar.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
Galtfornta=G rcuritonen,
perf0nlid sefabrt.

gerlaKen Chicago iiber bic Burlington
6oute" e., 8. s. 8. st. ST. iebelt Wittmo9
unit 6 l1br 30 Ntinrter Nbeltbs. Ronte pia
Oenper, 0e1per nub 9tio grorbezSabn, ,Sbe
Sceltic 9tne", nltb Salt Safe Gttp. Oiele
Grclr1ioner werbeu bnr9 eiiten erfabreneit
@sel1te1 Der Burlington 9foute" s%eleitet,
nel6er NIT @olifornielt DON 8rul1b aus be-
faint 1T. Die i~teueiten 45l0nair Souriitenz
S6lafuusen werben benubt. 9ieielben iinO
nit ieber 8equemli6feit aus9eitattet. 3epz
pi6e, 9epoliterte Sibe, Neatrabeit, &iilen,
8ett3eug, SoilettenSimrner II. 10. Sour eittz
be6reu 6ieielben etrpas BET foitbaren 8olitur
etc. Der Yulman=@ asem auf ben r2imiteO
@rpreB" !3aset, mabrelb Der 9reis per
S9lafranm ltltr nt9efGbr J betrd9t. Sra9t
BEL @urer nd6fte II &eiiefarteuz 9l9entur lpeseit
@iu3elbeiten NIB i1uitrirtem Girfulare 1a9
ober penbet Sud at 8. u. @rabp, Manaser
burlington &oute @rcurion 8mreal, Gil
@lart Ctr, Chicago, Sa.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
Derbaftuns nit Pinoerniiien.
Der Diamantenoieb SaeeY i'm auditorium
abeefa6t.

Cine Ger6aftrng NIT 9inberni1en nd6m
Mitttpo9 Na9m. 9etectib Dan. &iplep I'M
Mubitorinn1, in der 8prbdle beg Concert
faales, bpr. gr benertte ndmli9, lDte ein
inn apo6Gbefonnter 9iamantenbia6 Namens
Som 2acep en1em 9errn inn @eorGtlge feline
acknowledgements itabl. 90 I9neG es ibm
m0gli6 mar, brGngte &iplep it9 bur9 unlo
pudte BEN Oieb. 9iefer leitete iebo9 ener>
gif9en @iberitanb, ut1b es fam au elmer
re9elre9ten Priigelei 3piI9en ibm unb Sip
lep, ebe es benz 2ebteren 9elang, i'm auf oie
StraBe 5u 5etren. Qn Der @de Der GongreB
@troBe nnb @obafb @benlte beriu3te 2acep
tpieoer, fi3 lps5ureiBen, urb CT fpGre AUDI
%entfommen, tpenn ni9t i'm Ielben MOment
mebrere uniformirte Boli5iften ibrem Sol
legen 5u 9iiife 9efommen ipdren unb ben
renitenten Strolb big gum nG6Iten Butrolz
faiten 9eI9leppt bitten. Sn Der Central
ifatton npurbe 2aceD elmer &Drperbiiitution
nntetporfen, bo9 b6e Nd6el purbe ni9t
mebr in ieitlem 8efib g~efun0en.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
GtabIirt iett 1851.
Henry Sehoellkopf,
Wholesale & Retail Grocer,
WLIOIOoalO % IUOUdII UTUU5FI
232 & 234 Of=Rdn6olph.Str,
awiiDem Sronf1irt. unb Martet.StraBs

Wholesale & Retail Grocer,
232 & 254 Of=Ranoolph.Str,
wiiDe 5ronfIin. u1b Martet.Str1Bs
Gbtca9p, Sns, Il
o~ferirt bic f~einiteM Monren:
gteMe &antbttrger 8itGIim9e,
8er1uderte0 atlebriIte, 8aniefenIe1,
Medte Drannf d1no. Gernelatwnrft,
Oeitttet ipeitpbaI. 9hinfem,
Syramffmrter Yratiumriti Int YudSen,
Xraua. 01ttielebcrsV nitctet,
W1rimtrtem Nal, S~tSntarG=&Gttn9e,
Grtra feime Mitd)ner WoIsgartm9e,
&MH. &6Diar, ruiz. GarofneS,
Satnb. Mou=&Grtmsc, &teler gprottea,
gtoriu e8iid)s 9lmd)ontes. stoGnid.
Irams. SriTeIsSarOtnes.
0ramttl GW. Spar9cltt, SeItotuer GibdeW,
WOiemfobt, Sdmiftbpbter, 9fugurfem,
@cttodttete g dDip attute WiIse),
0eMtIdbe SaI6tfarto ffeIt, Gaicrttaut,
ytcMe Xtttlet, xerl9ctie, WetSengtteS,
91edbteS Sartn II eImebi, NeiSmtebL,
StaI. WdccarOtt, getOeIt,
Sitd)nei3ens. SAFER: ,ano 9erfensrabe,
yeeMen 8rttnfert, Girie, @pbniattett,
91ed1tctt tttt9 arti ben HoicnsYaprtfa,
Oeutidbes WetId1enntm Strttet u. i'd ct,
9tedbtctt Sie6t9'S GIeiid)ertratt,
Medtes itef. olisen5l, @eSnSi,
9tneIoOrfer Gcnf, @etneIltg,
Me6)ten Gnttn entb. Sdltpeiserf6Se
SnDt. Si,ttbtrge r tttto &r1uterf6ie,
StaI. Yarnteiais nno 0toquefort=&dSe,
&N eai d sfeisr SAFE, 8Sb5fii@aSS.s SsmSfaf:.
Ieiitltctt SnOa= 1iitO MDffa=&aTee,
Dft. &nefpp'S Wtal5=9aTee,
@tciffer & OILERS &afeesGrtratt,
Iriidlen BARTER sdmupftabad,
9cMtfdc Spttnr6oer, 6oISfdmbe,
@ues 81 bert b~iniaften areifen.
Henry Sch0ellkopH
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
+1ndrtbd G. bol6en. I

9rau Mart6d 6. 6olben, cine 6ieiige
ecSournaliftin, beren 8eitrdge unter Dem
Nietoonpm yNmber" ndmentli9 in benz
frii6eren biefigen rSSOurnal" lno in Der leBz
ten 3eit in benz rSimes 6eralb" berDffent@
Ii9t purben, lit Sreitag friib i'm St.2ufasz
6oipitdl ben 6olgen elmer Operation err
1eger. Sic lit am &rebs an Der 2eber; Die
Ner5te 6atten ge6offt, bur9 cine Operation
i6r 2e6en Inn cine 8eibe BON Sdbren oerz
Idngern 5u %t0nnet, uber ibre @offnungen
tparen leiber irrt6imlt9 genefen.
6rdu 0plben tpurbe bpr 50 Sabren in
9artforo, q. g., uls Die So9ter' eines bapz
tiftiI9en @eiFtli6en ge6oren. Sm Otter BON
II Sa6ren fam ie nab Gbicago; ipenige
Sabre fpGter ber6eirdtbete tie Ti6. Damn
1ernte fie, ba bic @elbmittel, iiber nel9e
t6r @dtte berfiigte, berbdltniBnldBig
eering tporen, %telegrdpbiren unb er9ielt bel
Der ,@eftern Union 5elegrup5 g." cine
@nfteGung. Nu9 ibr @ebalt fir bieie Stel@
lung rei9te nidt melt, urb i6rer Neigung
fir Die Sournaliftif folgenb, f9rieb fe 4rz
tttel fir beri9ieOene engliI9e 8ldtter. 9iefe
ibre 8eitrGge ipurben itets germ geleien unb
erb0bten t6r @infommen bebeuterb. 8or
1892 mar fte cine 3eitlung 4ngetelte in
benz Bureau bes Recor0ers.
Der Sob Der geniulen Stau iiberraf9te
ale ibre 3u9lrei6en 6reunbe, Dor benen ie
ibr i4on me6rere Sabre unbauernbes2etben
gebeimgebalten batte. Sic 9interldBt brei
&inber = einen @obn unb stpei SD9ter.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22

@as benti6e 9rilberie ri9t terliten tar1n,
bos beutet ite s~urneiit ouf @rie3ii6. an: 9a
babe1 mir J. 9. ANAKESIS, ben bemobrtel
6elfer in Der 6Gmorrboibeu s9totb, wel6eu
Ser ober bic @epla9te nl&r III eile gentle
OefIlrlt9 biretn5uiteden brandt, nm iotort
9ttberuli9 gu lpiirelt. l1tb mas 1T AWAKE
SIS? Gir mebi5iitil9 prapartrter 6arter
Gt0plel, Der int 8ei6per0en lellte mtlbernbe
@irtillt9 onf ben leloenoen 8betl allSiibt. l3lt
bobelt int oIen @pptbefen. Probet merber1
tre / 3m9eldidt bur6 P. Neustaedter g Co.,
Box 2416, New York.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
Staot Chicago,

unfere @prrefponbenten unb 43.ntsn
befu9en bic foIgenben Stduten:
6err. Saul SriebeG Die Stautsn Soma uno
MinneIotd.
Serr 5reb @4erf bic @tuaten 8iscOnfn
uno Mi9ieon.
6err Otto W}. 8ofsnbale ben @taut Suit
npis.
9err 9enrb @9aaG ben @tudt Snbtana.
9err gbas. s. 8. gfeiffer ben stuat
SGinois.
6err Srib Nrreb 1T ni6t me6r an Der
Sqinois @tnatsz3 eitung bef9Gfti9t.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22
i grank pawler. +
Der befannte alderman Der 70.
maro ploblib perldteoen.
Ser5lGbmnng bic Sp0esuriade.

Die 6orriere oes beliebten Dolfsmannes uno
politifers. = mitaIieo oes Gonerefes
mo oes Ghicaeoer Staotratbs. Seine
GrfoIee in beioen Korperi9aften i'm
Jntereffe DER 2lrbeiterfIaGen uuo anee=
meiner ofentlider Sefrebuneen. =
Grauer I'M RathRaus uno unter alien
parteien.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-01-22

grpnp fptrb i9ne1 furtrt uno &eu9bufteu feDr
9elihbert NIB p~erfir5t burd1 Dr.. D. Jayness Expec-
torant, Die olte 5arntlien=Itebi5in oe9eu Suiten uuo
@rfdltnn9en nno ole <n9eit- nu6 9alSleiben. 9ie bette
5onlllleuaYlle, Jayne's Painless S~anative.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.
The tooth of a mastodon in am


The tooth of mastodon in an al
most complete state of preservation has
been recently unearthed. 1t weighed
IA pounds IL ounces, and measured ten
inches by six, and is pure ivory.
From rough calculations lately
made by contributors to the Geological
Record it appears that over 100000 spe-
cies of animals have been described by
naturalists up to the present date.
The surface of the sea is estima ted
Mt 10000, 600 square miles, taking the
whole surface of the globe at 1877 ,000,-
COO, and its greatest depth supposedly
equals the height of the highest noun
tain, or four miles. The Pacific ocean
covers 100000 square miles, the At
lantic 25,00O,0OO, the Mediterranean,
100000. JE
Five intact tombs of the second
and third centuries before Christ have
been discovered at Camarina, in eastern
Sicily, by DIR. Orsi, though the greater
part of the burial places had been plum
derd in ancient times. At MOTTO Vecchio
he has found three prehistoric ceme-
teries, Jewish and three small Chris
tian catacombs. He will end the sea-
son with excavations in the forum of
Syracuse.
"A gas lamp for checking boiler fur
naces, which performs for the furnace
what the manometer and the steam
gauge do for steam and water, has been
devised by Herr Walther Hempel, of
Dresden. 1t shows at glance, by the
fluctuations of the jet, what is the pro-
portion of the carbonic acid and oXy-
gen in the gases of combustion at any
moment, enabling the stoker to con-
troll the supply of air at once.
Furnace Stag, until recently waste
product, is now converted, says the
Railway Review, into mineral wool,'
by directing high pressure steam jet
against stream of the melted Stag or
rock. The wool" is blown into fioc-
culent, fleecy mass, which is automati-
calIy graded and sold for use as nom
conducting covering against heat and
cold alike, for steam pipes and cold
storage room walls, as sound ''dead-
ener" in floors of buildings, and as a
means of fire proofng.
An interesting discovery has been
made by California botanist. w. A.
Setchell, that sea weeds can propagate
themselves from sections of an older
plant, as is the case with Towering
plants. He finds that in many other re-
spects they have characteristics i'm CON-
mon with the higher orders of vegeta-
ton that they have not heretofore been
known to possess. Some have rhizomes,
creeping in the mud, from which fronds
are thrown up, as in the manner of some
ferns.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
ANOTHER GOOD MOVE.
The Illinois Central Adds . New Fast
Day Train to Its st. Louis-Chicsgo
Service. The Diamond Special
Contlpu ing A. Before.

Beginning August LIST the Illinois Central
will add o new solid fast vcstibule day train
to its st. is-Chicago service, which will
make the run between the two cities in
eight and q half hours. It will be known
as the daylight Special" and will leave
st. Louis at $3.50 A. NJ and arrive at Chi
cago at 500 p. NJ. returning leave Chicago
at 1925 A. NJ, arriving at st. Louis at 7:O4
p. NJ. It will carry free reclining chair
car and an elegant Pullman combination
parlor and buffet car. This in addition to
the regular night train, the Diamond
Special, with its free reclining chair car, its
elegant Pullman full compartment sleeping
Car and Pullman combination sleeping car
containing buffet, state rooms and open Sec
tons, which will continue to leave st Louis
at $40 r. NJ, arriving in Chicago at 35
A. M. returning leave Chicago at 600 p
NJ, arriving at st. Louis 7:M A NJ
These trains will, In every sense, be solid
through trains Of the Illinois Central Rail-
road Tor the entire distance between Chi
cago and st. Louis, but they viii both run
via q new route from Pana to st. Louis, I.
O., over the tracks of the Big -Four Route,
the line between Chicago and Pana being
over the Illinois Central via Clinton-regu-
lar route Of the Diamond Special Trains
make regular stops In both directions in
Chicago at 22d Street, 39th Street, Hyde
Park and 63d Street Stations, for the accom-
mediation OF persons to or from the Ken.
wood, Hyde Park, Pullman or South Chi
cago districts OF the city.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
summer Waist Materials.

Very many of the new shirt-waistl
in percale, lawn, linen lawn, chambray
ETC., are made with starched collars ant
cuffs in pure white linen, and among
other novelties are shirt-waists in timely
corded cottons, patterned with oricnta
designs in beautiful colorings. TIL.
Eton and Zouave jackets win be very
fashionable, worn over shirt-waists o.
every description, from lace and sill
to plain and fancy bingham. These
little jackets look very chic and pretty
on their proper wearers-srnall or slen
der wonderland give finish to shirt
waist at the back, and break the sever
ity and monotony at the front. There
are few garments, however, woman
wears that require SO much nicely OF
cut and finish as an Eton or any Other
of the short jackets that merely reach
the waist-line. We recall some of the
burlesques seen on the beach at the
various summer resorts last year-cui
just as one might expect, since they
were blocked out" by the thousand
for everybody in general and nobody
in particular, and we likewise remem.
Der the short, broad, stout women who
dared to wear these trim little gar
ments over belted shirt-waist.-N. Y
Post.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
AN EMBARRASSING MISTAKE.
The Young Man Thought She Was .
Beggar.

The Young Man Thought. She Was Z
Beggar.
He was very busy, no doubt, ponder
ing some deep subject. He strobe along
with his hat well over his brow and hi,
eyes fixed upon the ground. He hat
been accosted several times in the blocl
by beggars and had his train of thought
interrupted by stopping to fling then
coin.
He was vaguely aware that a figure
had stopped in front of him and he said
rather testify:
Il haven't any change"
The gasp of breath which caused him
to look up produced an exclamation
from bis lordship. Standing before him
was fairer vision than is usually be.
held in Wall street. She was a very
charming young woman, wearing the
very choicest of grass cloth gowns
under which CLEANED dark-rose silk
She held her pretty parasol well away
from her face as she looked haughtily
at him, and her cheeks grew crimson
under her veil, until they rivaled the
American Beauty rose she wore at her
belt.
He tried to apologize, but before he
could summon the proper words she
turned to a man near, who looked as il
he would be willing to spend his life in
her service, and asked him the way to
her lawyers Office. She evidently was
in q part of New York new to her, and
there was not messenger boy or po-
iceman in sight.
With glance of triumph at the first
one he gave her the necessary directions
prolonging them as much as he dared
that he might look into the beautiful
eyes upturned to his own.
He raised his hat when, she said, with
o bewitching smile: Thank you SO
much" and disappeared in the crowd.
Better look before you speak, old
fellow" he said to the other one.
They were both en- route to the law.
yers' club for luncheon, and though il
cost him couple of bottles of wine tc
keep the story quiet, it got out some.
how, and one only has to say, in high
mock feminine voice: "Kind sir, can
youtell me the way" TO tense that ris-
ing young lawyer, who has mentally
vowed to scan very carefully every one
who approaches him in future before
he takes it for granted Ii is beggar-
N. Y. Telegram.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.

Doctor-"You are suffering from q
complication of diseases, my dear sir
at least SIX" Humorous Invalid-"How
much discount do you give me on half.
a-dozen, doctor ?"LTit-Bits
-She-'I hear Miss Flurts is learn.
ing to ride bicycle" He-"But she
rode one last year. Why does she have
TO learn again?' She-"Another gen.
tleman is teachingher. Funny Cuts.
-Bobby-''Mother, were all the bad
men destroyed by the flood?" Mother
Yes, my son." Bobbie (who has just
received whipping from his father)-
''When Is there going to be another
flood ?"-Brooklyn Life.
81 wish we were rich, John, and
could do something for the world" Mrs.
Glorious remarked, half devotedly, half
impatiently. But, my dear, we can do
good in quiet way now "Yes; but
no one will ever hear of it"-Tt-Bits.
"A man who suffered badly went
to consult specialist about his Attic
ton. The expert asked: "Do you slut
ter all the time?" "N-n-n-no," replied
the sufferer. az s-s-s-stut-t-t-t-ter only
when t-t-t--talk. "-Harper's Bazaar.
-Tommy-"Say Mollie, / wish 1 had
ten cents to get some candy with"
Mollie-"Go and ask father who Soc
rates was and what is meant by the
differential calculus. He's got CON-
pany, and I shouldn't wonder if he
gave you a quarter. Boston Tran
script.
-Health.-"Why," asked the Casual
Observer, ibid you shoot that tender
foot?" Because" replied the chair
man of the civic federation, always glad
to supply reasonable information, che
would otherwise have died of con-
sumption and we are trying to have
out town recognized as health resort"
Detroit Tribune.
"A man in Scotland who had been
raised to the high dignity of justice
of the peace was exceedingly proud of
his new honor. One day, being on his
high horse, he happened to call himself
the representative of her majesty.
"Hoot awa'," said a friend who over
heard the remark; "you represent her
majesty Her majesty, dacent wom'
an, is much better represented on
bawbee!"ZTown and Country Journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
Pineapple Pudding.

Peel and CRATE pineapple enough to
make three cupfuls. Place over the fire
in double boiler a pint of milk. Beat
light the yoiks of six eggs, and add to
them one cupful of sugar, pinch of
salt and a gill of cold milk. When The
milk is at the boiling point, stir in the
pineapple and half package of gel
atine which has been soaked in cold
milk for two hours, and lastly the egg
mixture. Cook for two minutes, STIR
ring all the while; remove from the fire,
stand the boiler III a pan of cold water
and stir continually'till cool. Turn into
mold that has been rinsed in cold wa
ter and place in the refrigerator for
three or four hours.-Good Housekeep-
ing.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
He WAS MISTAKEN.

The Little Mans Name Was Not Rambo
Nor Did He Hail from Sandusky.
All the passengers in the car noticed
that the big man on the left of the real
door was looking fixedly at the small
man opposite, and by and by the small
man himself noticed the same thing
After an embarrassing interval of three
minutes he observed:
well, wha. is it?'
Excuse me, sir" replied the big man,
but your face seems familiar"
"Yes."
Though can't place it."
"No?"
''Is your name Rambo?"
mo, sir"
81 thought it was. Didn't you useo
to live in Sanlusky, O.?''
mo, sir; never was in Sandusky in
my life"
Wasn't there in 1890, eh?"
"No, SIR"
That's queer. just the minute got
sight of you was sure you was Rambo,
of Sandrsky. If you are"
But Pm mott" interrupted the small
man. II never heard of Rambo and was
never in SanJusky."
swell, that settles it, suppose" said
the big man, as he looked out of the
window and back again; "but if you
hadn't said so should have continued
to think you were the man."
"And what Of it?" retorted the small
man, flushing up over it.
"Oh, nothing much. He eloped with
my wife from Sanduslxy in 1890, and 1
heard they were living in Detroit. If
you were Rambo was going to ask
how"
"If you'll get off the car I'll lick you
and Ramaao and Bambo and Hoodoo
and all the rest of the gang put to-
gether!" shouted the small man, as he
got up and went out.
''No-oh, mol" replied the big man.
mo, there is no call to fight. If you
are not Ranrbo, ] beg your pardon.
Your face had familiar look, and / inst
thought I'd ask if"
But the small man hoped off the car
and went his way, and the big man
heaved sigh and looked around and
said:
'I'm sorry / offended him, but /
thought it was Rambo. and was going to
ask if Maria mad had her teeth fixed and
her eyes Strengthened" Free
Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
Inconsistency of Mankind.

He needed shave and he knew it. He
started down the street, but had no,
gone far when he met friend
''Say, why don't you get ZEN
trimmed?" said he.
Soon another friend came up.
"Have you decided to grow beard q
asked the last one. Pretty hot weather
for that sort of thing"
A few steps on the bewhiskered man
met another.
Trying the effect of the wind On 'em
1 suppose" this one said, with grin.
At the next corner he met still an.
other
why don't you go somewhere, pu,
on clean collar, take a shave, and
otherwise disguise yourself?" asked
this last one in hoarse tone of voice.
Aud yet this was none of their bust.
nesS~Louisville Couriey-Jourual.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-09-12
Kind Of Him.

II was reading of man who had sus-
tanned q broken les in a trolley acct
dent" said Asbury Peppers, land
could but think how kind it was on his
part"
''Kind?" said Mrs. Hammand.
"yes. 1t is certainty that tho broken
leg would not sustain him, il it nct?"--
Cincinnati ENQUIRER.