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The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Parents, it is important that your
girls have musical education. The
Conservatory of Music of the Tex
arkana College, is the place to get
it. 1t is chartered, and conse-
quently, its diplomas are as valu-
able as those of any other institu-
ton. Full conservatory course,
and gold medal offered pupils max
ing best progress. Opens Sept, lst.
PAUL SCHMoLCK,
8-19tf Director
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23
Brick for Sale.

Mr.. S. r. Carter wishes to inform
the people of Texarkana that he
has plenty Of brick on hand at his
yard at Fairview, and he is prepared
for all kinds Of contracting and
brckwork at the shortest notice.
Those in need of his services can
leave orders at his brickyard, 2Stf
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

FoR RENT Two choice front
rooms suitable for offices, In the
Gardner Buildingj fronts south with
three very large windows, Come
quick II you want a bargain, Apply
TO j, W. GARDNER,
If ed, aud Propr. "Texarkanian.' .
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23
Feather busters tJ, S, Rdgland's.

A hat Is the secret of your looks,
80 get one that Is correct, FalI
shapes in Youmans, RoeloGs and
other makes, at
SHARPE n BREWERS
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

The TExARKANlAN is ever on on
The alert, to help build up the city
# pulls for its name.sake every day.
If YOU believe in such work, give us
your patronage
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Mobile Register; Kansas has a
highly respected citizen named
Arthur Smith, who thirty years
ago, registed a vow that he would
never cast a vote for a presidential
candidate until some man who lived
west of the Mississippi river should
be nominated. 1t has been a long
time between elections for Smith,
but he intends to show his appreca-
tion of his opportunity by voting
for Bryan.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Hanna has made another call on
the millionalres for more money.
Hanna is a gold-brick man for
keeps, and he is pulling those mon
eyed mems legs most beautifully,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

We Always give our customers
the best the market affords, full
weights and prompt o'tention'
HUDDLEsI Bros,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Patronlze push and enterprise
Huddleston Bros, always keep the
best of fresh meats, etc, and
promptly deliver same TO all parts
OF the city,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Parents wishing their children
taught muoic should send to teach
ers who are here to stay Prof
and Mrs, T, Il, McCann, teachers
Of violin, mandolin, piano and yo-
cal For terms, etc, call on or ad.
dress \, E, MoCANS, ll3 Walnut
street, tf
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorla.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung TO Castoria.
Whea she had Children she gave ethem Castorla.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

The tot thing Of the season the
ball, Aug, n
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Mems club bags, valises and
of the best grades at
SHARPE q BREWER.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Early risers on Broad street yes
terday morning were surprised to
see a big giant looking man walk
ing round on the street without
hat shirt or shoes, and only a pair
of ove-alls on. He said he went to
sleep on the street and when he
rose, he found some one had stripp-
ed him, robbed him, as he expressed
it. He was given a jumper jacket,
straw hat and an old pair of
shoes by some one, and while they
did not fit him, they licensed him to
walk on the street until he could
procure a more presentable fit.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23
8-19tf

Do not forget that The TExAR-
KANIAN is the proper place to get
your Job printing done.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

A present for every lady visiting
the Palais Royal Monday
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Burdsals pictures are all the talk
of the town, 823.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Get your toilet paper at !, s..
Ragldnd's
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Moth balls at the ParIor Drug
store, lOc a pound
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Get your Office SUPPLIES from j. S
Raglands,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

A Manhattan shirt is the best on
earth. We are the sole agents.
SHARPE & BREWER.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Browns Iron Tonic inyigorates the
nerves. Smith Drug Company
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

Why will you suffer from heat
aud other germ diseases when you
can be relieved by using Wagoners
Disinfeetant,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23
A. II. SEWER,
Attorney at Law.

lnsures dwellings and Barns
with their contents and all
kinds of stock against fire,
lightning or cyclones, in
city or country
"a BROAD 5TSmmI
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

LOUIS EIHILBRON
The Leading and Reliable JeweIer
Offers special inducements
this week in
Diamonds, Watches, Fine Jewelry
and Sllve. ware.
WATCH Our .sp,, special ial,Idise prices in
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

~ Unrsdeemed Watches snd
diamonds This Week.
~ loan ON all eollaterals.
9S,leo'stseles fitted to al eyes.
Large line Of
ri,mOud Rings from $40 to 500
LOUIS HEILsKoN'
uonpv Lender and JeWeler
The Daily Texarkanian., 1896-08-23

u, b. HOLMAN,
7.2l.tf, State Agt
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02
Famine Threatened.

The Armur province in Siberia is
threatened with famine this year
in consequence OF the great damage
done to the crops by the overflow
ing of several rivers. Hitherto, the
local authorities do not seem to
have taken the necessary measures
for providing food for the district
by importing grain. For the mo.
ment the only hope OF relief seems
to be the distribution among the po-
pulation Of portion OF corn sent to
the military commissariat, but this
succor will be quite inadequate to
to the general needs, and the in
habitants OF the district loudly de-
mand more efficacious measures. on
the part OF the Government author
tiles.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02
Du Maurier's Kis dness.

The following incident will show
the kindly nature of the late Mr.. Du
Maurier: On a cold morning in
January, about 10 years ago, when
the pond OF Hampstead Heath was
covered with thin ice, a poor, stray
mongrel puppy was taking a short
cut across it; just as he reached the
middle the ice gave way, and the
poor little animal began to drown
rapidly From among the numerous
spectators who were witnessing the
dogs death struggles, gentleman
deliberately waded QUIT to its rescue,
and carried it to the bank, while a
cheer rose from the, onlookers That
gentleman was the one "who drew
pictures for Punch" Mr.. Du
Maurier.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02
In the Circuit Court of the Second
Circuit, Hawaiian Islands.

TN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE
Il OF X, TAMAKA OF Paia District of Maka-
wac Maui, Y. luntary bankrupt
Creditors OF the said Bankrupt, are here
by, notified to come in and prove their
debts before t. G Circuit Court of the Sec
5ond Circuit at the Court House. in Wal
lnku, Maui, on WEDNESDAY, the 25th
hours OF 10 O'clock in the forenoon and
noon OF the same day, aud elect an AS
ssignee or Assignees, OF the said Baukrupt's
Estate
I'y the Court,
G. ARMSTRONG,
Clerk ircuit Court 2nd Circuit.
Wailuku, Maui, Nov. 10, 1896. iS9-lw
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02
First and Always.

II you can afford to buy any beer
at all you surely can afford to buy
an d use only the best Seattle Beer
contains no injurious ingredients
and is therefore absolutely pure. On
draught al the Criterion Saloon,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02


Kohala, Hawaii, writes an interest
ing letter about the last days Of
Kate Field:
KoHALA, HAWAII, May, 1896.
Among the many scenes admired
by the gifted visitor to our island,
who has SO lately passed away, Kate
Field, the principal was tho ruin Of
the once famous Helen Mookini Of
pagan Hawaii. But thinking over
the progress by the Hawaiians since
and the work OF the Catholic Mia
sionaries she had no regrets for the
passing OF pagan Hawaii.
~ have heard" she said to differ
emit persons, shat the Catholic
Church is the best for the Hawaiian
natives. And those noble women,
the good Sisters, who sacrifice their
lives for the lepers at Molokai, how
| admired them! II the Catholic
Church cannot do good to the Ha-
waiians no one else can" Tears al
most came to her eyes when she
heard how some nativas had been
treated. ats truly pathetic" she
said. And how enthusiastic she
grew when l had the happiness to
provide for her an unexpected meet
ing at Waikini, on her trying way to
dreadful Kona, with my old native
Joakimo Naaho. he would be a
link ia her chain of knowledge Of
Hawaii uei. Joakimo Naaho, is one
OF those rare survivors who, in their
childhood, saw Kamehameha l. and
who in 1891, carried "his stone" for
the building Of the celebrated place
OF worship Of Puukohola. 1t was
the much feared conqueror's order
that every person, young or old,
should aid in bringing together the
rocks that form these temples Of
sacrifice to "the gods"
Kamebameha 1. had "his palace"
constructed on the upper platform
of the temple. In its very enclosure,
1 erected with the consent OF the
present owner, the humble Catholic
Chapel, which however, shall be re-
moved for the convenience OF the
present population to more central
site.
At her request the talented lady
interviewed me for two hours. And
yet the time seemed but a minute
and now Kate Field, the talented
and world-famed writer, is no more.
But her sympathy and praise shall
remain a eolemn testimony for gen
erations.-Ihe Monitor.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

There are three entrances to the
Pacific Saloon, but the cry neverthe-
less is half and half. This mathe-
NAUTICAL problem which can only be
solved on the spot. The half and
half is good, however.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Charley Molteuo's friends will
find him with M. A. Peixoto, the
Tonsorial Artist, at the old stand in
Union Art Gallery lane.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Latest Novelties in Dress Goods,
such as Brilliant Mohair Diagonals,
Shot Alpaca aud Crepons can be
found at N S. Sachs. =
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Buffalo Beer has proved it's i'm
mense popularity at the Royal, Paci-
fic and Cosmopolitan Saloons, The
celebrated Psbst is also retained
there in draft or in bottle. The in
Interchangeable check system that has
proved such a convenience to the
patrons OF these popular resorts is
also in vogue.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Scotch whisky has become one of
the favorite beverages in Honolulu
during the last year. The different
business houses have competed to
find the very best brand. The Royal
Annex now claims to have imported
a whisky which cannot be excelled.
T. V. +. is the name and the letters
stand for "The Very Finest" This
whisky will deserved exclusively at
the Royal Annex and connoisseurs
will do we'll to step in and taste the
T. " F.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Everything will be sold at bed
rock regardless OF cost at the Rising
Sun Store, on King Street during
the coming month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Linen Torchon Lace in endless
variety at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Extra Quality fancy Lace exquisite
Patters, 10 to IL inches wide, 3 yards
for So, these are worth double the
money.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Flanneleths, Is yards for $100
A tip top line at IL yards for Sl.OO
at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Plain and Dotted Swiss Muslins
in all grades arrive per "Miowera'
for l.. B. Kerr. y
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Unbleacbed Linen Damask at 37a
cents per yard, and Bleached Linen
Damask at 55 cents per yard at
Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

Silk Dress Goods in all patterns
at the Rising Sun Store, from 40
cents up per yard.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02
Kate Fields Last Days.

Rev. Father Oliver who has
charge of the Catholic Mission in
Kohala, Hawaii, writes an interest
ing letter about the last days Of
Kate Field:
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02

No scarcity of Vslenciennes Laees
now. l.. B. Kerr received large
invoice OF them per "Miowera."
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1896-12-02
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Linen Torchon Lace in endless
variety at Kerr's.
Flanneleths, Is yards for $l00
A tip top line at II yards for Sl.OO
at Kerr's.
Plain and Dotted Swiss Muslins
in all grades arrive per "Miowera
for l.. B. Kerr.
Silk Dress Goods in all patterns
at the Rising Sun Store, from 40
cents up per yard.
No scarcity of Vslenciennes Laces
now. l.. B. Kerr received large
invoice of them per "Miowera."
Unbleached Linen Damask at 37a
cents per yard, and Bleached Linen
Damask at 55 cents per yard at
Kerr's.
Extra Quality fancy Lace exquisite
Patters, 10 to IL inches wide, 3 yards
for So, these are worth double the
money.
Everything will be sold at bed
rock regardless OF cost at the Rising
Sun Store, on King Street during
the coming month. 4
Latest Novelties in Dress Goods,
such as Brilliant Mohair Diagonals,
Shot Alpaca and Crepons can be
found at N S. Sachs. -
Charley Molteno's friends will
find him with M. A. Peixoto, the
Tonsorial Artist, at the old stand in
Union Art Gallery lane. y
Tharo ,ya tb,eo antranoas 70 tbo
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
peasoNALITY IN JOURNALISM.


Mr.. Halstead at CO shows no marks OF
advancing years except that the once
abundant white hair---whlte prematurely
from many years OF all-night work--be-
gins to grow somewhat thin. He would
seem equal to at least twenty years more
Of presidential campaign work before re-
firing "a a valetudinarian. As . Journal
let, Mr.. Halstead belongs to a type that
the changed conditions Of late years
have not tended to multiply. The news
papers have attempted to rely upon or
ganization, management, and the enter
prising use OF large amounts OF capital,
rather than upon the brains, character
and distinctive personality Of great
editor. Mr.. Halstead belongs to the
school Of journalists exemplifed by such
men as Horace Greeley. The three most
conspicuous representatives now remain
ing OF the American school Of great
writing editors are Charles A. Dana,
Murat Halstead, and Henry watterson.
Mr.. Dana, who still inspires the editorial
page Of the Sun and does regular work
with his pen, Is ten years older than Mr..
Halstead, while Henry Watterson, who
has made the Courier-Journal power
throughout the South and West, Is MIR.
Halstead's junior by about ten years.
These three men, though hard-work-
ing toilers in the field Of journalism, with
very little intermission through long
decades, have ut all times maintained a
personal Identity too bold and distinctive
ever to be hidden behind the anonymous
mask of impersonal Journalism, resem-
bling Horace Greeley In this regard.
Though primarily political journalists,
all four Of these representatives OF
American newspaperdom have possessed
graphic and charming descriptive style,
aud have shown close kinship and SYM
pathy with the reporters on the one
hand and the special correspondents on
the other. They have all exhibited a
wide range of literary aptitude. and a
grasp Of many subjects. Thus each one
has been greater than the paper which
he has conducted; and not one Of the
four, after having attained his place In
journalism, was dependent In any wise
for his personal standing and influence
upon the changing fortunes OF the paper
itself. Mr.. Halstead's work, like that OF
Greeley and watterson, and like much
OF Mr.. Dana's, has always been charac-
terized by originality, frankness, rest
lessness Of mere party ties, Willingness
to confess error. intense human interest,
wide range Of cognizance and sympathy
apart from politics, profound and In
tense American patriotism, and insepa-
rahle identity with the whole spirit of
American democratic institutions.-Re-
view OF Reviews.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
REACHING AN UNDERSTANDING,

"what want to know" ne began AZ
ter the chief clerk had been sent fol
and had arrived nj the window, ri
whether the money order department II
open nights
mo, SIR"
Not open at 10 o'clock at night, ell 2
mo, SIR"
"Should | receive money order from
nv brother In Tawas ut 10 O'Clock a
night could not get It csshedg"
mo, sir"
III would have to walk around al
night with that order In my pocket
would II"
Not necessarily. You could go TO ;
hotel aud have il cashed next morning.
~ see. The idea Is u good one. Ever
If the landlord did not know my brothe
in Tawas 1t would make no diflerence:'
III can't see how II would"
III had n note from you for 10
stance" persisted the man, "statinl
that expected money order from m,
brother in Tawas Tomorrow night
But you haven't note from me-"
"And won't get one:"
mo, sir"
And in case my brother in Tawa
fails to send me money order can
not depend upon youf'
"No, sir"
'For a note?"
"No, sir"
"Nor the price Of bed:'
mo, sir"
"Thanks-I see. l wanted TO know
you know, so there could be no mistake
Money order not to open at l0-no pric
Of bed-no nothing. Good night" v
Detroit Free Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21

The fortunate housekeeper has an egg
poacher in which the eggs can be steam.
ed. II not, they willbave to be dropped
into hot water. Toast good bread. Dip
the crust into hot sailed water. butter
and place dropped egg on each slice.
Season with salt, pepper and butter, OF
dip the toasted bread into hot sailed
milk and pour good cream sauce over
each slice and then lay the nicely cooked
egg upon IL. Season the egg as before.
Serve hot.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
PRACTICAL COOKING.
CHOICE BITS FROM MY COOKBOOK IN
MANUSCRIPT.

When, as a child, heard the beating
Of eggs | almost thought, "Somethine
good to eat Is coming" At the season
In which eggs form an important part Of
our diet, the grown up child still thinks
Of the good things to eat which they
furnish. Truly did Emerson say
"There's best way Of doing anything
even IL 1t be but to cook an egg" But
to cook an egg-how many are Ignorant
Of the simple art Of cooking an egg sc
that 1t Is creamy and digestibles How
many spoil an otherwise good dish by
using too many eggss But l will moi
keep you longer waiting to taste.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
MESsENGER's NOTICE.
OFfICE OF TIE SHKRIFF OF OXFORD COUNTY
STATE OF MAINE.

MESSENGEh'S NONANE.
OFYrCK OF TIE SHKRIfF OF OXFORD COUNTY.
STATE or MAINE.
OXFORD. 50 Apr. 18th, A. ID. lss.
This Is - give notice, that on the llih day OF
Apr. a II. lSgs, a warrant In Insolvency was
issnca out OF the Court OF Insolvency for
said County OF oxford, against the estate OF
HORACE n TlBBETfs, of Rumtord,
aliudgc.i u De an IR<Olvent Debtor. on pct'-
ton OF said debtor. which petite n
vas fled on the eighth day OK April,
A ID lss 70 which last named date In
terest on claims Is ~ be computed; that the pay
nent OF any debts and the delivery and transfer
OF sny property belonging % said debtor, To him
or Cor his use. ami the delivery and transfer of
any property by him are forbidden by lsw, that a
meeting OF the Creditors OF said Debtor. 10 prove
their debts AMI choose one or more Assignees OF
his estate, will be held at Court OF Insolvency
70 be holden nj Paris In said county, on the
stth day OF MAY, A. II. lsSs, at nine O'Clock
In the forenoon.
Given under my hand the date first above
FRED \. PORTER. sheriff,
81 Messenger Of the Court OF insolvency, Tor
aid County OF oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
: II Y ID l q
o A Z
Ii A X w . n
+ Y K + A II
o A Y o
ID O Il ID A Ii

No. 7S.-Pictorial Proverb: Fire and
water are good servants, but bad masters.
No. 7i.-Poetical Pi:
o sad voiced winds that sigh about my doorl
I mourn with ye the hours that are no more.
My heart h weary Of the sullen sky,
The leafess branches and the frozen plain:
long 70 hear the earliest wild birds cry
And see the earth In gladstone green again.
No. 15.-Precious Stones: /. Sapphire
Is afire). 2. Topaz tas). 3. Fire opal.
4. Garnet. 8. Diamond. o. Blood
stone (blood's tone).
No. 76-Famous Buildings In Ana
grams: l. Pyramids. 2. Tower. 8. Mon
ument. 4. Colosseum. 5. Cathedral. q.
Monastery. Z. Tuilleries. s. Tuilleries.
q Escurial
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
A FALSE DIAGNOSIS.

La Grippe is COMPOUNDED by many
persons with a severe attack Of catarrh
which in some respects resembles thu
former. These individuals suffer severe
" with pain about the forehead, eye:
and ears, with soreness in throat anC
stoppage Of the nasal passages, and ir
fact incapacitated for work Of any kind
for days ut time. These are catarrhal
sufferers. Ely's Cream Balm has beer
used with the best results In such cases
The remedy will give instant relief.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21

A professor OF mathematics In an east
ern college is so completely absorbed in
his profession that he Is becoming more
and more absens minded every day. Not
long ago he remarked to one Of the stu
dents, IL wanted to take my wife out
for drive and give her some fresh air,
but when came to make preparations
suddenly remem beI ed that l never had
a wife -
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21

ID. V. BROWN, Wholesale and Msnufact-
uring Optician, 40 SAMSON ST., Phila-
delphia. Prescription work spe-
eialty.
March Is, 1896.
DIR. :. RICHARDS, So. Paris, Me-
DEAR DoCToR.-lt is very crafty
ing, in looking over the many orders that
have received from you for compound
cylinders, 10 know that you are 80 far
advanced 10 the correction of ''errors Of
refractiop," as to prescribeS such lenses
as YOU are ordering from my.
NV trade being composed largely Of
oeulists and specialists from all over the
country, am pleased to see that your
corrections of 'errors Of refraction"
compare fsvorably with any that have
received. and l should think that the
people OF your town would feel them
selves blessed in having such worthy
person, and one so competent to look
after their ewes.
Yours, very truly,
ID. V. BROWN.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
No. ss.-Gcosr.phlcai Enixrna.

An ancient city Of Egypt now contain
Ing very remarkable ruins; once famous
city In Greece of the same name.
l., 8, g, l, more than good.
Is, 5, q, n river between Durham and
York.
4, s, 8. a busy insect.
6, 9, 8, 5, /, n large covering.
!, 9, 8, 9, 8, denoting something present
g, 3, 4, s, n cupbearer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21
THERE WAS A TIME.

Was there any time in your life, Mr.
S!ammaround, asked Miss Lilybud IL
tones OF tender sentiment, when all thu
world seemed dreary waste to you
when your heart was hungry and starv
ing, all the sweet springs Of your lif'
were turned to bitterness, and dealt
seemed the sweetest boon the gods could
offer you; when all the light was dari
and all the friends seemed falseg
Indeed there was, said Slammarounc
earnestly. can remember II as though
II was yesterday. I was only 10 year:
old ut the time, and | was enduring thu
miseries of my first cigar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-04-21

st. Peter-You were very, very good
little boy on earth, and now you enter
to your reward.
Boy Spirit-Can have tin horn and
a drum and horse fiddle?
st. Peter-Oh, no; but you can have
harp and crown.
Boy Spirit wish had been bad.