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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20
His Razor.

Husband having)-Confound the
razor
Wife-What's the matter now?
You re dreadfully cross tempered.
"The razor is SO dull. "
"Dulll Why, / ripped up an old skirt
with it only yesterday, and it cut beau
tifully. Chicago Record.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

Since the war Of 1919 the United
States army has by no means enjoyed
the life of luxurious ease sometimes at
tributed to it, for, in the intervening
years, it has fought $40 battles or nc
tions with the Indians.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

The state Of Iowa is so far from being
wholly agricultural that il has %, ia
persons engaged in its factories, whose
annual output is el25.O49.lS3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

First Baptist Church-Broadway street.
Services every Sunday at 1I:00 a. m, and $3.50
p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday evenings
at 8 O'Clock. Sunday School at $3.50 a. m.
Choir practice Friday evenings at O'Clock.
DR.. Young, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

N. E. Church South-Corner Broadway and
Church street. Preaching every Sabbath
morning at IL a. m, and 1880 .. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday evening at 1880. sun
day School every Sabbath at 10 a. m. Ep-
worth League p. m. A. T. Galloway, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

BEATYS ORGANS ssfsI6FTe hdSrds %Fls
or call. Daniel F. Beatty, Washington, New
IprSPN
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20
ADRMORE : HEALDTON
Mail-PaSSen9er
Express.

Makes the trip from Ardmore to
Healdton by the way of Lone Grove
and Hewitt, daily. Connection made
at Healdton for Duncan.
Leaves Ardmore daily at 1880 a. m.
and returning arrives here at S p. m.
w. e. CUMMINGS, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

FOR SALE-At ~bargain, a course
IN business college. II YOU want a
business education this is your on
portunity. Apply at this once.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

Cumberland Presbyterian Church-Corner
Church and Cumberland streets. Services
every Sunday at IL a m, and 7:30 p. IN.
Prayer meeting Wednesday. Choir practice
Saturday evening. Sabbath School at $3.50
a. m. Everybody cordially invited to wor-
ship with US. J. F. williams, Sup't.
]. E. Aubrey, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

nIAM0Q Organs, $500 upward. Wa
HIAMliNAgents. Catalogue Free. AddreNs
Daniel F. Beatty, Washington, NJ
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

Ardmore Mission NJ. E. Church South-Ser-
vices at Tabernacle, Mission Ridge addition,
corner Wolverton avenue and Carter street.
Services every first and third Sunday a. m,
and every Sunday evening at 7:3o. Come
and worship with Us.
j. H. Godfrey, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-01-20

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
BETWEEN
Springer and Frensly Streets
Regular service:
Sabbath-II a. m, morning worship
s D. M, evening worship.
9:45 a. m, Sunday School.
Wednesdays D. m, prayer meeting.
9p. m, Session meeting.
We extend a cordial invitation to all to
worship with us. If a stranger, we desire
your acquaintance. In the name of the Ma e
ter, we welcome you.
REV. C. c. MoGINLEY, pastor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
The Piss Grunt. !;

The continued grunting of the pig is
of interest as revealing something Of the
conditions Of life Of his wild ancestors.
"A herd Of swine scattered in the long
grass or among the brackens Of Euro
pean forest would soon lose sight of one
another. But the grunts Of each would
still advertise his presence to his neigh
bors, and SO the individual members Of
the herd would not lose touch with the
main body. Then there are grunts and
grunts. IS one ofslny readers will imi-
tate the ingenious Mr.. Garner and take
q photograph to the nearest pigsty, he
might get material to make up a book
on the language and grammar Of the
hog. However thick the Jungle, the
wild pig could, by taking note Of the
pitch and emphasis Of the grunts to
right and left Of him, tell pretty much
what his hidden colleagues were think
ing about. IN orth American Review.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
AMONG THE sHEAvEs.

0Lord, the fields are ripe with corn;
NHaaahorer goeth singing;
Hta joyful heart is heavenward borne
TIN, mpsic's pinion winging;
T&SRky Is fair, with here and there
Xdowny cloudlet sweeping;
Lord, in this time of happy cheer
Nhat do with my weeping?
Oh, shame, among the golden sheaves
ITO stain the day with mourning!
Oh, shame on him who idly grieves.
Goods harvest blessing scorningi
hesheaveEs above look down In love:
1.-The earth smiles back victorious;
Byshiu and vale whereS,er you rove
The harvest fields shine glorious.
But on my soul sadness lies,
Made deeper by the story
OF natures patient sacrifice
Thus perfected to glory,
Each faithful heart hath borne it's part,
The autumn treasure sharing,
But I, I only know the smart
OF failure and despairing.
O Lord, had all these weary days, 4
These wasted weeks of grieving,
Been spent in showing forth thy praise,
had had corn for sheaving.
Not empty hand and empty land
Had been my harvest measure, ~
Nor sad and stricken should stand,
A mark for thy displeasure.
Lo! yet there comes thought to me;
I see the poor and lowly
With Bonded head and Bonded knee
Go cleaning, cleaning slowly.
They did not SOW, they did not NOW;
Dropt ears is all they gather.
Wouldst take such labor even now
Ny gleanings, o my Father7
e. E. Kitton in Good Words
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
The Compliments of the Street.

In little crush Of trucks and wagons
at Broadway and Blocker street the 9TH
er day one driver said to another, of a
third who had just driven by rather
clumsily, "He's a farmer and a. clam
digger, and the next time he comes down
this way I'm going to punch his head. :"
But ferocious as these words were they
were not spoken ferocionsly, and they
were smilingly received, and one did not
understand them necessarily to mean an
1nordinate amount of bloodshed, nor to
contain any reflection upon the occupa-
tions of farming and clam digging, but
simply to express resentment at the ap-
pearance in the crowded streets as a
truck driver of one skilled in those &C.
equations only.-New York Sun.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
THE CRACKED COIN GAME.
How the Shrewd Man Wins Bets With
'.Hocused" Bit Of Silver.

How the Shrewd Man Wins Bots With q
''Hocused' Bit OF Silver.
Two blithe and confident young mon
entered the subtreasury one day last
week, and one Of them dropped silver
half dollar, or something which looked
like it, on the desk before one Of Uncle
Sans money sharps. It fell with dull
and leadhke sound.
"Good or bad?" asked the first blithe
young man. 55,
The clerk investigated 0
"Good,'' said he.
"Good enough, y said the first blithe
young man. Give dollars, please
The second young man, not quite SO
blithe, passed over a bill, apparently
the amount of bet, and together they
left the place Of gold and silver. The
subtreasury clerk smiled and closed one
eye. H. .,
Its good one" he said. II have
heard Of it before. Guess some Of the
sharp 'uns' are making good thing out
of it. ,.
"You see, if you take silver coin
onu SAoSA ~ so1uo way Ut OIu6r, Oh an
anvil say, you can take all the ring out
of it without in any way spelling the
looks OF the coin. Then all you have to
do is to get confederate and work the
saloons and cafes for suckers. Bang
your coin hard on the mahogany. The
barkeeper looks at it with suspicion.
You hastily substitute another coin for
it that rings like Old Trinitys chimes,
but grumblingly murmur your belief
that the first coin is alright. Your CON
federate offers to bet that it isn't. You
do little verbal fencing back and
forth. The sucker comes forward, as
he always does. for they are born every
minute. The confederate backs him up
with slap on the back and a confident
assertion that the coin is lead. "A bet is
made. The money is put up All adjourn
to bank in the vicinity to test the mat
ter. The coin is pronounced O. K,
and the sucker pockets his loss. . New
York World.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
SOCIETIES.

Masonic. Charity Lodge No SO, A. F.
and AM. Stated communications on the
End and 18th Tuesday of each month.
Jos. A. Eckstein, w. M; Gottl, Schmidt
Sec'y.
New Ulm Chapter No. 81, r. A. NJ
Stated convocations on the Sd Friday of
each Month. Geo. B. Weiser, ii. r; C.
w. "a. Heideman, Sec'y.
Orient Chapter No. so, o. E. S.
Stated meetings on the 1st Friday Of
each month. Mrs. Sophie Klossner, W.
NJ: Miss Emma Hummel, Sec'y
Harmony Camp No. 2O97, Modern
Woodmen of Americs. Regular meet
ing, the 2nd and 18th Wednesday of each
month at the Masonic Hall, New Ulm.
ii. i. Saverien. v. G.
G. A. Spelbrink, Clerk
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
If Troubled with Rheumatism Read This

If Troubled with Rheumatism Read This
Annapolis, d :. A)1:} 16, 1s94.-I
have used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for
rheumatism and found it to be the best
preparation for rheumatism and deep
seated muscular pains on the market and
cheerfully recommend 1t to the public.
Jm,. G. Brooks, dealer IN boots. shoes,
etc, No. 18 Main St.
r.. Also Read This.
Mechaniesvill, St. Mary County, Md
sold a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm
to a man who had been suffering with
rheumatism for several years. 1t made
him d we'll man. A. J. eGil]. Fol
sale at so cents a bottle by ON. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04


10 atvss = Ysl1lag Co. a.
- AID.sssts sslf CsHsatt.
yory Young man who made ahit
in 8 new play in this cit called on
WilliamsH Ofane one morning and in
g very pahnnixing manner remarked
that he would consider IN of3er to Join
the Gomez ian's company The actor
greeted him very cordially, for he had
always been 3 very nice. modest yonng
man, but it was not long before the
actor discovered that there was some.
thing the matter with his Young friend.
He held his head very high and showed
certain unmistakable signs Of being
caddish. It did not talse the actor long
to see that the boy was suffering from
the affection known as ..big head, and
calling to his valet to shut the door
from the outside he proceeded to do
what he considered his On s..
Look. here, my Bag said he, yon
are suffering with worms. New, dom u
start Sit still till / get hrough. One
hit doesn't make an actor any more
than one swallow is going to mako next
summer. You remind me Of myself
when I was hut q prentice hand. got
/ chance to play q small part and ac-
scepted it. In my own valuable estima-
tion ] made the biggest kind Of, "a hit in
it. The morning after I walked around
the lobby Of the cheap hotel in which /
was then proud to stop as happy as any
lord. wanted everybody to point me
out as that bright young actor who made
the big hit the night before.
For long time no one noticed me,
and could not understand it. Finally
q sharp eyed man called me to him,
which thought was a strange proceed
ing, and asked me if hadn't appeared
in the show the night before. / was
nearly tickled to death, for had been
discovered. Iproudly replied that 1 had.
First appearanoe?' he asked Yes, sir, ;
I replied. What salary do you get? was
his next question. I told him that got
nothing just then, which was the truth.
The inquisitive one shifted his cigar,
looked me over very carefully for a
minute, and turning on his heel said I
was we'll paid. The reply nearly para
lyzed me. I5don't know but that I went
up to my room and cried. The man took
all the conceit out Of me, and today he
is my warmest friend. Get yourself back
to earth now, and take my words in a
kindly sense. None of us can afford to
have big heads
The young man left very angry, but
next day wrote the actor a letter, apol-
ogizing for his conduct and thanking
him for his advice. New York Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
3Diseaso Turks In Easements.

Physicians aver that there are Gisease
and death il storing wooden blocks from
old payements III cellars for fuel. Sew
eral cases Of typhoid and dipht heria have
been traced to this canse. Il is we'll to
remember q sing le decaying cabbage on
9 bushel of turnips III the basement has
poisoned the air Of the entire house.
Damp cellars alone are sources of dis
ease. Mi lions Of fungi grow ID q night
upon damp walls, ripen, and pass OF IN
the air and often are the direct source
OF fatal epidemics Fire that will dry.
the walls Of the house is the very best sof
disinfectants Chicago Inter Ocean.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
Saved by q Shot.

Sir George Yule of the Indian civil
service was mild, sweet natured man,
but mighty hunter,' who had killed
hundreds of bears and shot tigers on foot
and from horse and elephant. Sir Ed
ward Braddon, il his ''Thirty Years of
Shikar,' tells of Sir Georges narrow
escape from death in an encounter with
a tiger.
He was standing outside of jungle
from which tiger was being driven by
heaters. The tiger came from the jungle
within few feet Of the spot where Yule
stood and rushed at him. He had only
time to bring his rifle up to his hip and
fire as the beast sprang upon him,
knocking him to the ground, smashing
III his sun helmet and tearing his shout
der and chest.
The tiger was dead when it reached
the ground, killed by the chance shot SO
coolly fired.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
THE BREAD OF THE WORLD.

What This Important Food Is Made of In
Different Countries.
In England and America wheat bread
is within the reach Of all, and scarcely
is thought given to the fact that only
asmall portion Of the earth inhabit-
ants enjoy it. It is only during the last
century that wheat bread has come into
common use. A hundred years ago
wealthy families in England used only
a peck Of wheat a year and that at
Christmas, eating oat cakes during the
remainder Of the time.
The German ''pumpernickel'' is a
rye bread with a curious, sour taste, but
after eating it awhile one acquires quite
taste for it. It is less nutritious than
that of wheat. In the poorer parts of
Sweden the people bake their rye bread
only twice a year and store it away, so
that eventually it is as hard as bricks.
Farther north still barley and oats be-
come the chief bread corn. But in the
distinct north is where man is put to
thought to provide himself with bread.
In Lapland if man trusted to grain he
would starve, SO the people exc out
their scanty store of oats with the inner
bark of the pine, and after grinding this
mixture it is made into large fat cakes,
which, after all, are not half bad.
In dreary Kamchatka the pine or
birch bark by itself, we'll ground, pound
ed and baked, constitutes the whole of
the native bread food. Bread and butter
is represented by dough of pine bark
spread with seal fat. In certain parts Of
Siberia the people not only grind the
pine bark, but cut off the tender shoots,
which procedure must give the bread an
unpleasantly resinous flavor.
In Iceland the lichen is scraped off the
rock, made into bread puddings and put
into soup. In Russia and China buck
wheat is pressed into service. It makes
a palatable bread, though of a dark vic.
let tinge.
In Italy and Spain chestnuts are cook
ed, ground into meal and used for bread
and soup thickening. Millet furnishes a
white bread in Arabia, Egypt and India.
This grain is credited with being the
very first used in breadmaking.
Rice bread is still the staple food of
the Chinese, Japanese and Indians.
In the Indian archipelago the starchy
pith Of the sage palm is made into bread,
and in parts of Africa the natives use
certain root for the same purpose.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
One view Of tho Case.

Mamma, teacher whipped a boy to-
day for whispering in school. q
Well, that was right. s
as But. mamma, he hollered ten times
as loud as he whispered. Chicago
Record.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
lllu8trated.

1.-The burning question:" exclaimed
Rivers, bringing his fist down hard on
the table as he took fresh start in the
discussion Of the labor problem, Z. the
burning question is
Loot match about your interposed
Banks, biting off the end of Cigar and
yawning dismally. Chicago Tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04

Riches without charity are nothing
worth. They are a blessing only to him
who makes them blessing to others.
Fielding.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04

Georgia has Sc, 1888 factory hands,
who make annually sos, e17, 02O worth
Of goods. s. ~.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
ST. WTUS DANCE. "
A PLY stefan Prescribes DR.. Miles
Restorative NerVine.

DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind: 49,
my daughter Matte, aged IA, was afflicted
last spring with St. Vitus dance and ner-
vousness, her entire right side was numb
and nearly paralyzed. We consulted ply
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04

After the Grip, dlphthena, pneum
MIA, scarlet fever, typhoid fever, ct
Hoods Sarsaparilla is Of wonderful ben
tit in lmpar:ing the strength and vigor
so much desired. d
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04

stefan and he prescribed Br. Miles Restora-
tive Nervine. She took three bottles before
we saw any certain signs Of Improvement,
but after that she began to improve very
& fast and now think she is entirely cured.
She has taken nine bottles OF the Nervine,
but no other medicine Of any kind.
knox, Ind ]. jan S, '95. ID. W.HosTErrER.
Physicians prescribe DR.. Miles Remedies
because they are known to be the result Of
the long practice and experience OF one OF
the brightest. members OF their profession,
and arc carefully compounded by experi-
cnced chemists in exact accordance with Dr.
4 Miles prescription as used In his practice.
8H On sale at all druggists. Write for DR.
Miles Book on the Heart and Nerves. De.
h lies Medical Co. Elkhart, Ind.
Dr.. Niles Remedies Restore Heali'l'
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04

Six weeks ago suffered with very
severe cold was almost unable to speak.
My friends all advised me to consult a
physician. Noticing Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy advertised in the St. Paul
Volks Zeitucg procured bottle, and
after taking it short while was entirely
we'll. ! now most heartily recommend
this remedy to anyone suffering with a
cold. VIM. KEEL, 678 Selby Ave-, st.
Paul, MINI. For sale by o. M. Olson.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04

One Minute Cough Cure Is popular
remedy for Group. Safe for children and
adults. Nv. 81. Alvin. s..
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-04
ONLY b RIHW()RMS
YET THEY HAVE CUT QUITE Is fig
IRE I'm THE WORLDS HISTORY. 81

Tho Worm Has No Eyes and No ssnse ~
Heaxing, but = Sentative g STRONG Light
and vibrations q Sound Objects Of An
tiquity Preserved ~ Earth uornas.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-02-21
~x5.OOO Fire at Marion.

special 10 the indianapolis Journal.
MARION, Ind. Feb. 2o.-A disastrous fire
occurred here about 2 o'clock this morning,
resulting in a heavy loss to W. c.. Smith,
shoe dealer. and TO the New York Dry
Goods Company. The fire is supposed 10
have come from an o~verheated furnace
under the dry goods store. During the
early part of the night the Howard Wall
Comedy Company gave an entertainment in
hite's Hall on the third floor Of the same
building with an audience of several hum
dred present. The loss on the building,
owned by William White, is trifing, burt
Smiths loss is roughly estimated at Sit, 600,
and that of the New York store at $4,000.
The insurance follows: On Whites build
ing-Germania. $4,000; Indiana U~nderwrit-
ers, $1,000; Citizens of Evansville, 81 900;
Fort Wayne, $1,000. On w. G. Smiths
1000; Franklin Fire, 5000; Philadelphia
Underwriters, $3.50: Traders of Chicago,
$1,000; l.. G. L. Globe, 5000; Sun. 5000:
Greenwich, $1,000: Hamburg Bremen. N,500;
Commercial Union Association. $1,000; The
Merchants. ". ". 81 900: German American.
81, 900; Ohio Farmers. $1,000; Germania. 2,too;
Indiana Underwriters, $1,000; German, Free
sl,ooo; Farmers, York, Pa. sL.o0o: On New
York store stock-The Home, $3.50: German
Mutual, 1900: Continental, 5000: Milwau-
kee Mechanics. 81, 200; Manchester. Eng
land, 81 1900; Queen. England. $500; Ohio
Farmers, $1,000; Imperial, London, @,5Oo;
Royal, Liverpool. 1880; German of Free
port, $500; Teutonia OF Dayton, Sl,VW; IN
Underwriters of New York. 1880. Total
insurance. $40. 100.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-02-21
viii Make Trouble for saloons.

Special to the Indianapolis Journal.
LEBANON. Ind. Feb. M.-Many efforts
have been made i'm the past year or tHo
TO abolish the saloons in Boone county. but
the saloon men. az a general thing. have
triumphed. While the temperance people
have been untiring in their eadeavors to
enforce the Nicholson law, yet the fact re-
mains that the county is the home of as
many saloon men, actively engaged in the
traffic, as il was before the Hon. :. L. Mich
olson framed his now famous bill. Many
remcnstrances have been circulated against
the applicants for retail license. but all
have failed. At the last election Enos Ken
dali, a Quaker and temperance enthusiast II,
of Sugar Creek township, was elected coun-
~ commissioner When the board met in
December four applicants appeared before
il, asking for license. Although there was
not sufficient resistance from the outside,
Mr.. Kendall became very angry at mis- two
associates, and positively refused TO sign
the licenses. They were granted regardless
of his opposition, and Kendall, IL is claimed,
threatened TO resign his office, but recon-
sidered the matter. Recently he had pub
lished ard circulated "A notice. calling on his
constituents TO come forward and say
whether or not they want saloons. 1t is
claimed that Kendall has announced mis- in
tenticn to canvass the county and perfect
organizations for the driving out saloons.
1t has been rumored That detectives have
been at work in Boone county for the past
six weeks. and will produce evidence. to
the March grand jury which Will result IN
several hundred indictments.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-02-21
STILL HUGGING THE ZERO MARX.
Thermometer Registered : Below
at : O'Clock Last Night.

The weather people and the coal dealers
are evidently in some sort of a combina-
ton, at least that is the way 1t appears 10
an outsider. While the coal carts were
busy all day yesterday and until late at
night delivering coal. the mercury was en-
deavoring to find a hole at the bottom OF
the thermometer. SO it could drop out and
never come back again. When II was given
out Wednesday night that the temperature
would probably rise TO about twenty de-
grees by last night and then not go below
zero during the night. hope rekindled in
the breasts OF those who keep warm in
summer by the use OF natural gas. but when
the mercury showed only eight degrees
above yesterday afternoon at . O'clock and
had dropped TO five below at Z o'clock
thoughts of the gas that vas wasted last
summer and fall required to the people
and caused them TO wish for a season or
perpetual summer The unboreable mixer
was conquered yesterday In many households
and by people who do not claim to be ex-