The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-05-20
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.
White lies enrich the soil forth

If some OF US would pray more
we would grumble less.
When prejudice comes in at the
door reason flies out at the window.
Mr.. Fussy-ssIdon see why you
wear those ridiculous big sleeves,
when you have nothing to ELL Them.
Mrs. Fussy-''Do you fill your silk
hat /"
Aunt Dorothy: aHow many
commandments are there, Johnnys
Johnny glibly): "Ten." Aunt Dor.
otby: "And now suppose you were to-
break one Of them johnny ten
~tatively): s"Then there'd be nine.
At a recent wedding in Orange,
N. j., the bride wore 20 carriers, which
she distributed among herbrideemaid
and friends after the ceremony.
girl presented with brides garter
will herself be marriedsiin year, It's
said.
= Ex-Governor Taylor, of Tonnes
see, Tells this story: a stranger
approached him recently with ex-
tended hand and said: Yfur face is
familiar where in hell did Il meet
you?" ri don't know, replied the
Governor. "What part Of hell are
you from
= Customer (timidIg-I-er-sup-
pose you have sonle-er-suitable
books for a man about to-er-be
married Head Clerk promptly
Yes, sir. Here, Skiggles, shoWthis
gentleman your line of largest-sized
pocketbooks. Z
During the most peaceful years
the world has 3,700,0t0 soldiers who
are withdrawn from productive occu--
pations to pose as soldiers. The ipay,
equipments, food and clothing of
these men cost the world taxpayers
nearly s8,OOO,000 day.
- Curious: "nHalIcd Bliss, what
makes you look 50 happy Bliss:
"Letter from my girl. What does
she says" uDon't know can thread
her writing. Butt it begins with MY
darling Fred, and ENDS with Yours
lovingly as ever, SOL know it, all
right"
"A friend in the country who
never loses chickens or other foWlsby
disease gives the following recipe
Every Monday morning give them
feed Of dough mixed with kerosene
oil. Keep constantly IN the water
vessel used BY them a title copperas
and bluestone.
- aaJimmy, my child, the fond
mother exclaimed, don't eat so much
of that lobster said. You'll be i'll
tonight, dear; know you will.
"Well, ma, said Jimmy, as he helped
himself to another platefnl, am
you'll know whats the matter with
me, anyhow.
- AI.alf-pint Of beans was semitic
a missionary meeting withthe request
that they be planted for three j -ar
and the result be given to the lis
sion. 1t was done, and the net result
was over $500. How quickly and
easily the world wouldb be won't TO Christ
if every convert became a converter
80 During the 10 years ending with
1895, Europe's ~increaseo population
amounted to $4,000, 900. OF this
number Russia contributed12 ,51l,,000
while Germany was a bad second With
q, 800, 900. France came last Witha
a gain Of only 81, 1000. France, how
ever, is still one of@the wealthiest
nations, while Russia is one of the
poorest.
ITO give the cold shoulder is
said TO have originated in a practice
once common inlFrance, and during
Norman de-. in England also. When
a guest had ~outstayed his Welcome
instead Of the haunch Of mutton or
venison usually served at: dinner, q
cold shoulder Of mutton war placed
before him as q hint that he had bet
ter go.
- Many persons have wondered why
the Red Sea should be so called. The
name was originally applied to it be
u portions of it are coyereelygith-
patches, from a few yards to several
miles square, composed Of microscopic
vegetable aaimalcuia. which dye the
waters blood-red. Whennotafected
by these organisms, the Red Seals in
tensely blue, the shoal waters showing
shades of green:
1.-THE other day" writes Eli Per
kins, 81 met aFrench gentleman at
Saratoga, who thought ebadmastered
the English language. How do you
do 2 I said on accosting him. Do
vat ?" he asked in a puzzling manner.
ST mean, how do you find yourself.
"Saire? RI never lose myself. You
don't understand me I mean, how do
you feel?" How / feels? Oh,
feels smooth you just feel me.
- For every quarter in man
pocket there ares dozen uses ; andto
use each one in such a way as to de-
rive the greatest benefit Isl question
every one must solve for himself. We
believe, however, that no better use
could be made of one Of these quar-
tiers than to eychangeit for a bottle
Of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy, a medicine that
every family should be providedlWith.
For sale by Hill Bros.
- Senator Tillman's demand for
the issue of a billion dollars Of green-
backs is altogether too modest. Make
it a billion for. every qualified voter;
prohibit the use Of gold or silver coin
except for bracelet bangles, abolish
poverty and debt by joint resolution
of Congress and pass a law TO make
good health contagious. Then the
populist millennium will swoop right
down upon the country and hecomaa3
permanent tenant.-Mep York HAL
and Erpress.
The youngest daughter Of Rsy-
dictionary soldier, SO far as known,
was discovered at Lebanon, Conn,
recently, and added to the member
ship of the Willimantie chapter of the
Daughters of the Revolution. She is;
Mrs. Augustus Avery and is only 81
years old. Her father vas "a years
old at the time Of her birth. He was
doubtless one Of the youngest soldiers
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