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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16
President stillwelI Gives $1,000.

Kansas city. No, Nov. ia E
StiIlwen of the Pittsburg & Gulf rail-
way has given 81. 900 to the PrOvident
association for use in its charity work
this winter. Last year Mr.. Stillwell
gave the same amount to the associa-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16
Hiph rheater hats Not Wanted.

New York, Nov 16.-At a meeting OF
the Metropolitan Opera House directors
a resolution was passed asking ladies'
occupying orchestra chairs not to wear
hats during the performance.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16
To Chicago, st. Louis ane the East
Via Bnrlinqton Route.

The travelling public is sure to find
the best fast vestibuled trains to the
east via the Burlington Route.
Handsome new compartment Sleep
ers (same rate as standard sleepers).
chair cars Cseats free). Kansas City and
St Joseph to St. Louis; standard sleep
ers. chair cars and dining cars-''I5say
for what you order'-to Chicago. Take
the 'sVestibuled Eli' to Chicago, and
the .Vestibuled Limited to St. Louis
Ask Agent for tickets via the Bur
lington Route.
T. w WAKELEY
Gen. Pass. Agent.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16

rContinued Ion FIrgt -

Do not pay so cents a pound for Bak-
ing Powder when you can buy the Gyp-
sy Queen for just half that amount. 1t
is pure and wholesome.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16

Broken edge collars made smooth by
Peerless Steam Laundry.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16
ROCKEFELLER IN MINI.
Looking Aftor His Mining Interests
on the Mesaba.

Duluth. Mimi. Nov. 16.-Franklin Rock
efeIler. wife and two daughters. Of CIeve-
land, and W. p. Cowan of Chicago. audi-
tor of the Standard OIL company, ana
Mrs. Cowan, arrived here today They
viii go over the Mesaba range, where aAf-
properties the Franklin Victoria, zenith
and Bessemer mines
He will give instructions as to shipping
and arrangement Of permanent tracks,
and win prepare for extensive operations
next year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16

Very low rates will be made by the
Missouri, Kansas and Texas railway on
November Sd and 18th. December 1st
and 18th. to the south For particulars
apply to the nearest local agent, or ad-
dress
G. A. McNUTT. D. P. A,
1914 Union avenue
kansas CITY. Mo.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16

Mineral Water.
The finest in the west. Come and try II
J. W. PHILLIPS. 612 W Eighth Ave
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16

You can have your laundry work
done on short order without extra
charge, by Peerless Steam Laundry
Phone 1872.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16
INGERsOLL DIDN'T SPEAK.
Free Thought Federation Mostly Sill
verites. So He Didn't Come.

Chicago. Nov. 16.-Colonel Robert G.
Ingersou was not in attendance upon
the congress of the American Secular
union and Free Thought federation
which held its second session here. The
famous agnOstic was to have ad-
dressed the congress, but the date was
Cancelled some weeks ago. The reason
for this is said to be political interior
ence. Colonel Ingersoll. as is well
known, has been a strong advocate of
gold for the past few months, while
the majority of the brethren of the
Free Thought federation are strong
silverites. Many sharp letters We're
written the colonel by these. and in re-
Spouse was received a. declination to
ground that the colonel believed he
would not be welcome.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-11-16

Subscribe for the STATE JOURNAL
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
TIE BIG FIGHT.
Carson May be the Battle Ground.

New York, August 27.-For the sec
Ond time jim CorDeLt has failed t. put
in au appearance at the Police Gazette
office TO meet d. j. Lynch, manager
ground for the finish fight between
himself and Sharkey for $4,000 a
side. The meeting was to have been
held today. Another meeting, however,
has been arranged to lake place Mon
day afternoon at 2 o'clock when Cor
bctt promises to be on hand and dis
cLss the location of the battle-ground.
Mr.. Lynch said that some business
men OF Carson City, New. had author
lied the National Athletic Club Of San
Francisco to get the fight, as 1t could
be pulled off In Nevada. The National
Athletic Club has offered a purse Of
$40, 900 for the men to fight for in Ne
vada. and Lynch says if no other club
goes any higher he will accept it for
Sharkry.
1t was iDtimated that Carbett did not
see enough iu the enterprise TO war
rant his close attention 10 the matter,
as the fight, if fought at all, musttake
place III Nevada, all the other Sta rs
and Territories having strict penal
statutes against prize-tishting within
tueir limits. The crowd attending con-
sequently would come mostly from the
Far West, and the prospects of big gate
receipts were not encouraging. When
this objection Ia urged rs aprobable
reason for Con- ett's indifference, I. D.
Lynch, Sharkeys representative, re-
piled:
Gate money does not igure here
This is a fight for the championship
and Sharkey is willing to fight at any
backwOOis station in the presence O.
only the seconds and the referee. 1t i:
ali well enough to keep ones eye OF
the CAT receipts, but u mans pride il
his profession should rise above it."
Corber S action has puzzled ever,
one. 1t Is claimed that ever if he wer,
not notified of the meeting ny Thall, b,
must have seen it announced becaus,
it was printed in every paper in thu
city. HIS popularity suffered by hi
action today.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
THE COUNTY CONVENTION
Plan to be Submitted to the
Candidates.

The Silver Central COmmittee at a
full meeting 90 Friday evening form
ulsted a plan for selecting deleSat9s to
the County Convention to be voted for
at the Primaries. The Committee will
meet on Monday evening" and select
forty names or representative silver
men. On Tuesday evening at SO'clock
they will meet the candidates and sub
NIT the rames TO them. II the names
are satisfactory to the candidates they
will be thrown into two hats. One hat
will contain eight nam-s OF Empire
men and the other hat t%hirty-twO
names Of Car or men. Three names
will be drawn from the Empire hat
and six names FROM the Carson hat
This will leave twenty-siX names for
the Carson precinct and tive represent
ing Empire. These u mes will he run
at the primaries on Monday, Septem-
Der l4,h, TO constitute the County Sill
yer Convention.
The plan has been submitted to the
candidates aud so far all have agreed
tn t it is fair and will give each can
didate the same show as any other.
The air is full Of rumOrs, circulated
by interested Republicans to the effect
that a slate has been fixed up by the
Central Committee These rumors
which have no foundation, whatever.
are scattered broad cast fer the pur.
pose of creating d~is-ension in the
Silver party. The Committee ain
only to secure perfect harmony be
tween the candidates., the Committee
and the party to unite all Interests
and win the fight for the whole tickle
In Nevada.
Two years ago the Republicans s.
manipulated the silver convention a
to injure the ticket and good care vii
be taken that it is not done this fall
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30

love for their ueigh" Z for t ach one
all the Deignbnrs r%rufe-s their sits.
repent, hecome converted aud apr . ht
men ant insist ~ t re-. mans II. u" ! t
alone till t"is work is ace IN
pushed, presumably for fear that.
otherwise, some Of his neiGhn +
might be overlooked.
Reverend Sirs, OF the Nevada Con
ference, w greet you. Why should
We not be proud OF having the pii,i-
l-ge and honor Of entertaining tues-
members Of an organized br"th-l-
hond of Ministers of the Go gel whose
lives are devoted To the cause of hil-
ma"ity, to point out the Divin eN-
blazed pathway from earth t.
Heaven. and t. leading the leol le
therein a brotherhood "f preachers Of
Methodism, in this country. II Eun-
dred thousand strong. representing
the different branches Of Mr,hri SIS
with tive million OF active
AA - INN VI ~ ~
children Il brotherhood lusi al - the
laws or rules prescribed Nv the Sever
ign Power OF The u v-fse for the
government OF IA action; a
brotherhood enlisted in ne Christian
warfare Of truth against error. virtu"
against vice, and OF Cot moral gov
ernmeut against tue Kingdom OF
Satan a brotherhood whose war cry
like that of the i9vincible Crom well is
Trust in God," or the conquering
motto OF the Trih-s OF Israel: The
Sword OF tue Lui aud Of Gideon
and whose uuSw"ryin. faith makes
bold the heart. yields L. 40 Fatigue
and turns aside for no impeachment.
Men thus armed for the conflict must
Conquer. As such We welcome you
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
M. E. Conference Appointments

Following are the appointments OF
ministers for their various parishes
as made by Bishop Warren at the NJ.
E. Conference which closet its work
last evening:
Superintendent; E: W. Van Deven-
ter. Alturas and Davis Greek H Taylor.
Austin NJ. G. Hamm. Bishop Greek ;
w. q. Mcclure. Bodie; s. W. Alb ne.
Carson J. M. Wilson. Coleville aud
Smith Valley G. G. King. Fall River;
w. NJ. Bot. Genoa; Tneo. Taylor.
Gr-enville; J H Rosen. Independence ;
T. Nicholas. Ley alton G. II. Wood
Mason Valley Jo-. Johns. Quincy {;
Rev. Childs. R-nO: L. c.. Lea. Susan
vellr John Teller. Iruckee; w. G.
Howard. Virginia; J. R Gregory.
Wlunemucca; E. F. Brown Battle
Mountain; J. Pardee. Rnby Hill
A. Dunsrau and Joseph Arthur.
TuscArora and Eureka Mills to be-
supplied. G. T. Gardner, h. J. Win
sor, J. Whitaker and Jas. A. Brea'!y
report to their own conferences.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
FoUND:-A small gold pin. Apply
at this Office.
BentOn'S LinimpMt.

Which has been used in Carson for
over twenty-five years, has saved
many an ache and pain to those who
know it. 1t is really intended for
horses but works with the same magi-
cal effect on the human. 1t is a pow
erful remedy and for rheumatism is
the king of the world. Aches KNOCKED
out in short order. No Forseman
Mould be without a bottle. Benton's
Liniment is fol sale at all drug stores
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
For Over Fifty Years.

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup. has
zen used fOr children teethtng, 1t
sOoths the child. softens the gums,
alays all pain, cures wind collie, and
the best remedy 'or Diarrhoea
Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30

"nen Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria-
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss, she chung to Cas+oria.
Vnen she bad Children, she gave them Castoria
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30

HOUSE AND LOT FOR sALE-A COM
Portable residence, cnrner Fifth and
Nevada street. For particulars in
Quire of John Carney,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
ICE lCE!iCE!

Go to Fred Wilder for the finest of ice
Frozen from a~rtesian we'll water. Deliv-
cred to ANY part of the city at lowest rates
mag
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1896-08-30
CLEVELAND NOT GROVER

But a Cleveland Hydraulic Ram Beer
pump. now 10 operation at the Wei
land Saloon. Call and G it.
w. Whitney. Prop.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

! them, they go on wasting day after day, pay.
ing no heed to fight of time or growth of
disease till it is too late.
Carelessness causes much of woman's pc
culiar sickness. Neglect of minor troubles
causes serious complications. The slight
irregularity-the burning, dragging ache
the facilitating drains that mark the pro-
gress of feminine diseases are passed lightly
over or are borne in ignorance of their
cause. Their continuance means death or
insanity. Most of insanity among women
comes from this one cause. 1t is all unnec-
essary. So called female weakness +" can
be cured. Cured positively, permanently
quickly, easily, right in the privacy of your
own home, without any of the humilating
local treatment so uniformly insisted upon
by physicians. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription will do it. 1t has record of cures
as wide as the world. 1t is known and used
successfully in every civilized country on
the globe. There is nothing that takes its
place. There is nothing Gust as good. !"
There is nothing to compare it with. Drug
gists sell more of it than of all other SINH
lar medicines combined
Copies of DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser are to be given away for limited time
The book is for famiyuse It is all that its name
implies. Its language is plain and modest. The
illustrations 3oo--have passed the test of
the eye of one of the most thorough physicians
in the world. This book tells about the symptoms
OF ailments that visit every family. 1t tells how
to treat these symptoms, how to ward off serious
consequences This most useful book may be
secured IN strong paper covers by anyone who
will send 81 one-cent stamps to pay cost of mail
ing only. 1t may be had in French cloth binding
with embossed covers for 10 cents extra (3I cents
In ally. Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association Buffalo, N Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
Malaria Disarmed Of it's Terrors.

Malaria, that fell atmospheric poison,
ia disarmed of it's terrors and health re-
stored to thousands residing where the
noxious exhalation periodically infects
the air, and engenders intermittent and
remittent fevers, by Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, the most popular as it is the best,
of preventives, alternatives and tonics. In
numberless localities where the demand
for sulphate Of quinine was formally i'm
mense, the hurtful alkaloid has been al
most entirely supplanted by this safe,
popular and effective substitute, which is
prompt in action aad entirely unobject-
ionable, 1t nullifies the influence of
miasma by giving more active impulse
to every vital function, quickening and
enriching the blood, overcoming ten.
dency to billiousness, and prompting di.
Qestion,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
now TO PREVENT GROUP.

now TO PREVENT GROUP.
SoHr READING THAT WILL PROVE INTER-
EsTlNa TO YOUNG MOTHERS. HOW TO GUARD
AGAINST THE DISEASE.
Group Is q terror to young mothers and
to post them concerning the cause, first
symptoms End treatment lie the object Of
this issm. The origin Of GROUP is COM
mon cold. Children Who are subject to
IL take cold very easily and group is
almost sure to follow. The first symptom
Is hoarsensss; this IL soon followed BY q
peculiar rough cough, which is easily
recognized and will never be forgotten
By one Who has heard 1t. The time to act
ID whom the child hrst becomes hoarse. II
Chambeflain's Cough Remedy Is freely
given all tendency to croup will soon
disappear. Even after the croupy cough
has developed II will prevent the attack.
There is no danger in giving this remedy
for II contains nothing injurious. For
sale By oil druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

Ars you baidi Is your clothing con.
stantly covered with dandruff filthy
animal matter falling from a diseased
scalpf Does your head ltchf Is it in
tested with sores and scahsY Is your
hair growing thinner year by Year, Is
it dry and brittles If so, you have
parasitic disease of the scalp, which you
are negleoting at great risk. Dander1ne
will cure you quickly and permanently.
Money refunded in case of failure. For
sale at Fischer d Co.'S. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
This Is Your Opportunity.

AAAc 40 Ao0A oPPoAtuhAtys
On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps
a generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon.
strate the great merits Of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
Sc Warren st., Kew York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., Of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me.
can emphasize his statement, sit is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used MS directed y
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres
Church, Helena, Mont
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price. SO cents.
Mrs. Teechum- That small engine
pounding away in the corner, Toby, is
called donkey -engine.
Tobby-And yet the engineer says it
works with four.horse power. That's
funny isn't it,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

The wife of Mr.. Leonard Wells, of East
Brimfield, Mass, had been suffering from
neuralgia for two days, not being able to
sleep or hardly keep still, when Mr..
Holden, the merchant there, sent her a
bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and
asked that she give it a thorough trial.
On meeting Mr.. Wells the next day he was
told that she was all right, the pain had
left her within two hours, and that the
bottle of Pain Balm was worth IS If it
could not he had for less. For sale at so
cents per bottle by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
A WEAK POINT.

Isaacstein-Des insurance bolicies are
nod all vich could be desired.
Cohenstein-Votis der matter NIT dem
Isaacstein-I wish dey vovlt cofer der
risk of der fire bein pud oud choost so
soon as i'd gets veil starteded.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
Better Luck.

Maude-Heigho I'm in for bad luck
this month, suppose. saw the new
moon last night over my left shoulder.
Gladys (dreamily)-Did you? You poor
child l had better luck than that. ]
saw 1t over Ned's right shoulder. Sooner.
Vile journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
BETTER FACILITIES,

think l shall make better progress
now in putting down the insurrection.
1t was Marshal Campos who spoke, and
his words we're listened to with rapt
)attention.
Yes, he repeated, thoughtfully; have
engaged new press agent who comes
very we'll recommended.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
Quite Likely.

Conductor! Porter!'' shrieked Miss
Fortysmith from the upper berth of the
Pullman. Help, help"
"Wha-wha-whad's de mattah, ma amp"
cried the porter, hurrying thither.
"Oh, porter, there is man under my
bedp'-New York Sunday World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
Vindictive.
The Revised Version.

81 think" said the stage manager
thoughtfully, "that in view Of the prevail
ing craze, when you come to that passage
The apparel oft proclaims the man, you'd
better add nit to 1t in order to prevent
the gallery from guying you. It's just as
well to have it understood that we're up te
the times and can readily see where Shakes
peare fell down"
He was the same manager who insisted
upon putting Ophelia in boomers Chi
cago Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
BETWEEN THE ACTS,

Friend-It is shame that some people
will talk during the opera.
Vognerite- You begin to appreciate
Vogner thenS
Friend-Well, not quiet yet; but l do
think that in the matter of noise he needs
no assistance from the audience.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS

CALlFOhNlA AMI MEAlCO EAPhESS
Trains No. l and 2 carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist slecpers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, 81 Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining oars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
81 Paso, vest Of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the "Hanta Fs Route
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Re.
@. T. NICHOLSON, q. r. A., Chicago
City Ticket Once, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
Ar. You Going to California;

Are You Going to California;
The Santa Fe Route has just placed Oh
sale tickets to southern California and
return at rate of $3.50, to San Fran
DISCO and return $3.50, tickets good to
return at any time within six months
from date of issue, stop.over privileges
allowed at any point en- route. Pullman
palace and tourist sleepers running
through without change. For particulars
call on or address any agent of the Santa
Fe Route. H. S. LUTz, Agent,
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, Santa Fe, N. M.
G. p. A., Chicago, Ill.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
He Was Humane.

Weary Walker-Say, wot makes you
breathe so kind o. jerky9
Born Tired-Ain't you on to that
Weary Walker-Naw, amt. Wot is It'll
Born Tired-It's cause I'm so humane
thet's wot it is don't want to work both
my lungs at onoe.-Cleveland Plain Deal
ar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
AS 1T STRUCK HER,

Mrs. Malaprop-This horseless carriage
is bound to be great success.
Mrs. Cobwigger-What makes You
think so?
Mrs. Malaprop-Why, just think of the
number of persons there are in the world
who can't afford to keep horse!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
WITH A RUSH.

Mr.. Penn.-Why do you call Us Phila-
delphians slows
Miss Manhattan.-I don't know. You
all come to New York fast enough.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
Sustaining Her Charge.
EASY.

EASY.
Mr.. Thumbscrew.- this 10 the first
of tho year, and am going to make a
resolution---
Mrs. Thumbscrew with sneer.- Bah!
You make mo tired! It's the same thing
every year. You make resolutions only
to break them.
Mr.. Thumbscrew we'll I'll bet keep
this onsl
Mrs. Thumbscrew- You are not man
enough. What Il your resolutioni
M. Thumbscfsw- Why, / have tssoived
TO ont down your expenses one-hali, the
coming yearl
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

Good advice: Never leave home on
journey without bottle of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera aud Diarrhoea Remedy.
For sale by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
AWAY FROM HOME.

AWAY FROM HOME.
Bungalow does your wife like her
new sealskins
Kingsley--I have MT seen her lately.
How's thati
She's been SO busy calling on her friends.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases of the scalp by
Danderine. II will cure you. Guaranteed.
For sale at Fischer's & Cos. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
me For ne.

II wouldn't marry you If you were the
Last man on EARTH" she exclaimed.
II should think you wouldn't" he re-
joined. "The last man on earth is going
to be mighty particular whom he marries. "
--New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

Mr.. Scraper-No my son, you can't 20
to college; didn't 60 myself, and ! got
along just as we'll.
Young Scraper-I know. Father; but
you are only business man, while I am
going to be sport.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04
SUN BEAMS.

A RESPONSIVE CHORD.
First Tramp tell yer, pardner, Tom
Reed 10 the man fer me.
Second Tramp. blow is that?
First Tramp.-Why, they say his policy
is to do nOthin'.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

BALD HEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery of modern
times. For sale at Fischer & Co.'S. Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-11-04

The proper height for lady to raise
her skirt on muddy day Is little over
kwo fsst.