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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

O. how could have loved that maid.
Ny gift would have bean too small
If on the altar OF love laid
Ny fortune, my itses my ALL
I thought saw Ia the liquid 80
A dawnfng OF lore for me.
A gentle breathing Of sigh for sigh
From that breast Of sympathy.
How fair this dull world would have
seemed
Had her love made bright tho way.
Had Just that smile On nay darkness
Cleaned.
Ny night had then been day.
And my daily ton by love inspired.
Had been more sweet than play.
What heights to climb by ambition Area
Would her smile but lead the way.
Aiasi Il can never. never be.
Alone on my path creep,
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

TNas rsetuTe &C lsvs 10 rot ser ma
X can ensy make ne weep
nc<sr STAR Kiss that golden hair.
%n- s@ hs@QeT her SOFT ard lew.
Esr sNs's ar setr@sx SWEET ana FAIR
% two nzndre3 years sxa
"a 2 wcss~-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

II congratulate ycu. wixr1rson. On hav-
ting your three daughters married on"
Just wall awhile. Hopkins cant ED!
yet whether have three daughters mar
REL OF o. three sons-in-law married on. =
-<-nfcago Record.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

Tzwsrsss Dairy SO e~~sx>- rars erss--
ezlys retasA rs S1A<s. wAolesaa-. 80 gal.
Tea
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

FIRST RsEsEsns Esas LesoAl Para a..
asssrussA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

rpeat q swimming dsscards a shs cSosnse
she possibly can. as she cannot aHSF1 -
vsst~ her strength dragging very much
wet Apparel through the water. For tnS
reason. sorae girls discard the skirt alto
xeeher. and strike oat IN bicycle gsrb with
cut the slightest auaam TO their eva
uodesty. Indeed. We are proxressaag -
r.rsely In this direction that Ne need not
be surprised when The advanced woman
takes her plunge N frunks and tsgno
ANNIE LAURIE W0oD4
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05
sp,ced Curranss.

To seven pounds OF fruit, have shrse ana
a half pounds OF granuiatei sugar. half .
psn, OF sfron9 cider vinegar, two ounces Of
stick cinnamon and one OF whole cloves.
put over the FIRE 81 q preserving kettle
and cook slowly until the .uics VIII not
run when cold.
A nttle currant Juice addst 20 raspberry
or strawberry jam Improves tbs favor
very much.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

A well-set Table.

There u no excuse for a woman Of even
moderate means who fails to have an at
tracttvely set table. Satin damask and
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

There II . decided change In hair dresD-
ing. The part has o tendency 70 make
the hair thin on top and II worn q great
length OF time 1t Is certainly bad for the
hair. 90 the woman OF fashion now combs
her hair straight back with a slight wave.
She may wear a very small curl right n
the middle OF her forehead II IL Is more
becoming. The head must now Be made
to appear as mali as possible
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

A very Delicious dessert - . Sei1y male
from the Juice OF curranta To make u
soak one box OF gelstins In ore cup Of cold
water two hours. pour over II one ard =
half pints OF boiling water. and when the
relatine Is all dissolved. ada one pint or
sugar, the juice Of a lemon and two cups
OF currans juice Strain into monids and
set away TO harden Serve whipped cream
With this Tally.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05
rlis az ra<hsnn.

Frtlfs or Fashion.
II ID runcred that earrings are again -
come .r.e fashion Also the osd-ttrne brace
lets Of black velvet with gold clasps
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

Canvas - much worn for dressy street
gowna 4 navy blue canvas dress was
made with q short Jacket. braided IN milf
tary braid. and worn with an embroidered
chi1on full vest
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-07-05

TIE new sleeves indicate the turn fash
lon Is sure TO make very soon II 10 tight
fitting to above the elbow half way 70 the
shoulder. ard is finished by not very
large pun which IL slightly trapsd-
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
Mu.t raeo tho situation.

The continued reports from the west
and south Of the discomfort and dissat-
isfaction of the agriculturists and cot.
ton planters with the never ending de-
cline in their products, and tho wide
spread sentiment Of western and south
ern states for q bimetallic monetary sys-
TEN, are facts which the bankers, bro
kers and business men of the east can
no longer afford to ignore. That the
free coinage Of both metals would re-
store prosperity to all classes of the com.
munity is today conceded by some Of
our ablest economists and statesmen.
Can our eastern business men continue
to ignore the sentiments of the west and
south on financial questions3 - New
York Financial News
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
A SLIGHT INTERRUPTION
Incident Of Reporters Visit TO HIRE
Engine House.


Incident Of a Reporters Visit 10 HIRE
Engine House.
A reporter who had sought 0t q fire
engine house information on q point
concerning which the driver oonld best
inform him stood talking with tbs
driver by the stall of one of the horses.
The horse was secured by tic strap
commonly used in the department One
end of the tie strap is male fast by q
staple driven into the side of the stall,
while the other end is passed through
the throat latch of the horse S bride and
held on q pin that rises i'll little lrsrsss
in the side of the stall. By means of q
simple mechanical continuance the pin
is pulled down Mt the first stlplle of the
gong when an alarm is sounded, the tie
strap is released, and the horse is set
free. AS the driver and the reporter
talked, the horse, in u friendly sort OF
way, bent his head down toward the
driver.
Suddenly an alarm was sounded, ana
the horse was transformed, and like.
wise the driver. The horses head went
up, and no was alert in every fiber. Al
the first stroke the pin had dropped, aud
the horse was free. With a single bound
he cleared the stall and made for his
place by the engine, with the driver be-
side him. The other two horses of the
team-this was three horse team
were gathering forward at the same
moment. At the front Of the house men
were sliding down poles like lightning.
There We're u few sharp, quick, snap
ping sounds, as the men already there
snapped the collars together around the
horses necks, and over it all the BOOM
ing of the gong
In all the newer firehouses Of the city
the stalls of the horses are placed as
nearly as possible abreast of the engine,
so that the horses shall have the shortest
possible distance to GO In some of the
older houses, in which there is less room,
the stalls are at the rear That is where
they were in this house.
Surprised a little, the reporter had
lost a second CT two in getting to the
front When he got there, he saw the
driver in his seat holding the lines over
the team ready to drive out and waiting
only for the last stroke ON the gong.
All fire teams are hooked up on every
alarm. On first alarm they go out only
to fires within their own district. This
alarm was for fire outside the district.
UNLOCKED, the horses trotted back to
their stalls Descending from his seat,
the driver took up tho interrupted con.
yersation just as if nothing had hap.
pened. New York Sun.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
The Belated Ones.

1t looks now as if the silver band
WAGON wor'd be crowded to overfo'''
HE told me thet, ez it would he good
while tell the train went, he reckoned
he'd take some Of his winnin's an paint
the town a little bit.
The old lady passed around some red
apples and remarked:
ITO my way Of thinkin, there's an.
other eternal truth tibet this afternoon
hez demonstrated.
what is it, Mirandyf"
"a fool an his money are soon
parted"
And her husband never took the trou-
bic to inquire whether she meant him
L 'io hired man.-TAShingtca stG.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
Increnae In Kanir Com.

TOPEKA, Kan. Aug. 96.-The most no.
table increase in the per cent of acre
age OF any one crop in Kansas the pres
emit year, as shown by assessors returns
to the state board Of agriculture, applies
to Kaffir corn, and amounts to 1O9JS
per cent. or a net gain of1S6. $50 acres.
Georgia for Bryan and Sewall.
ATLANTA, Ca, Nov. 4.-Returns from
various districts indicate the election
of solid democratic congressional
delegation with the possible exception
of the First district, in which Boyle
(rep) is giving Lester DEM a close
race. The electors are democratic by
about $4,000
Virginia Democratic by $4,000.
RICHMOND, Va, Nov. 4-Returns are
still coming in slowly, but Bryan's ma
jority will reach $4,000. Eight demo-
cratic congressman are certainly elect
ed. The republicans probably carry
'hs NlDtS ana Ten.h ';isirits&
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
: FOOLED THE MANAGER.
How y. w. Kelly, "thc Rolling MIL Man"
Made the ait o. His Life.


A theatrical lAJ. .,age tells this story
regarding the bate j. ~ Kelly;
In his earAeE day Kelly was appear
ling at variety hall In San Francisco.
The proprietor and manager Of the place
was German, who had great admit
ration FOX the trolling mill man. ="
While Kelly was appearing at the thea
ter the Gserman arranged to put Oh this
stage q series of tableaux depicting the
heroism of the members Of the San
Francisco fire department. Kelly was
to stand at one side Of the stage and re-
cite some original verses describing
each glcture or tableau as it was shown
ON the stage. The German was wildly
anxious that this tribute TO the tiremen
shOrld make a hit ON theoponing night.
: "Oh, Chon, he said, "do your pest,
and you will make te hit Of your life r.
: tOn the day of the opening Kelly re-
manned at home, so as TO be in the test
possible trim for the show. Soon after
6o'clock he started for the theater.
Just before going into the hall it &C
ccurred to him that he could have sOmt
fun with the German; SO he turned NJ
his coat collar, mussed his hair and
went Keeling into the variety hall.
There was u sound Of crashing glass
ware. The German had dropped a tray
Z full of beer glasses.
/, "Oh, Chon," he moaned, waving his
hands in the ain, '''you hat woodBed al
to taploze! Vat ds te good of hating
Irishman to work for YOUR
"Thash all right, - mumbled Kelly,
staggering up to him.
! ''Go way" shouted the manager.
"You hef kveered to show"
With that the manager rushed for the
stage and arranged that soubrettC
should announce the tableaux. Then he
went out in front and waited, all in q
tremble, 10 see if she could get through
with it. In the meantime Kelly went
around OF the stage, and just as thesou-
brette walked on the stage Kelly fol-
lowed her and said, ''I'll take care Of
this. -
The German saw him come on tho
stage, and with cry Of mortal terror
ran for the front door. He knew that
Kelly would spoil everything. He stood
in the street, mopping his brow and
moaning in agony, when he began to
hear loud applause inside the theater
He could hardly believe his senses
Every few seconds there would DO a
roar of laughter and handolapping. He
timidly went back into the hall. and
there was Kelly, sober as judge and
straight as q string" making the hit
of his life. After that all the German
could do was to sit down at table to
weep and order beer for everybody
around.
In telling the story Kelly used to say
merely to finish the story, II saw him
after that when / really did have a tidy
number aboard, but he only laughed and
said, No, Chon, you can't fool me +"
Chicago Record.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
Renewed ACTIVITY In ON FIelds.

INDEPENDENCE, Kan, Sept 8O.-The
independence Gas Co., struck another
fine gas well on the Greer farm west of
here. This gives an abundant supply
of gas for this city. Renewed interest
is being taken in the Kansas oil and
gas field and several eastern companies
are now busy leasing land in this
yicinityr
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

New YORK, Nov. 11.-Knights of La
Dor and the American Federation of
Labor, through their officers. have de-
handed a revision of the lists from
which the grand jurors of the county
are selected, declaring that too many
capitalists and too few workingmen
are on the lists to insure justice.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

CHICAGO, Nov. l1.-rhere is a move
ment on foot among the brewers in
every city and town in the west and
northwest where beer is selling at SIS
per barrel to raise the price to SO and
place the brewing interests of Chicago,
Milwaukee aud other large beer-pro-
ducing places upon paying footing.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

CHICAGO, Sept 3O-Daniel j. Daley
committed suicide at the home of his
sister last night. He took carbolic
acid and died few hours later. He
was one of the policemen injured when
the bomb was thrown during the Hay
market riot A portion of the shell
fractured his skull, and since then his
mind has been affected.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

After the Duke of Wellington s vic,
torious campaigns the University of
Oxford complimented the duke himself
and his principal officers by comforting
upotothen the honorary and not very
appropriate degree Of doctor of civil
laws AT that time the fees were
heavy, and one of the distinguished sol
diers, who had gathered more honor
than profit in the wars, declined the
proffered degree in the following verso
Oxford, know you wish me well,
But prithee let mo DO.
can't, alas. be d. O. u
80 wvht Of e = 4
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

LINCOLN, Kan, Aug. 26 The Sixth
district democratic convention nomi-
mated j. C. Burton, of Cheyenne coun-
ty, for congress on the second ballot.
w. G. Hoffer, of Lincoln, was close
second. The resolutions indorse Bryan
and the Chicago platform. There was
a strong sentiment in favor OF indoors
ing Mccormick, the populist nominee.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
A Glrrs clothing Set ON Fire.

MONTICELLO, Ill, Nov. 11.-A FIVE
year.Gld daughter of AL Harrington, a
farmer living north of the city, was
playing with the broom last evening
and thrust it into the fireplace. The
flames set the little ones clothing on
Gre, causing her death in a,few minutes.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

LINCOLN, Neb., Nov ll.-WIlliam
ODonnell, the 15.year-old son of Road
master Patrick j. WDonnell, of the
Burlington, accidentally shot and
killed his mother yesterday morning.
The bullet entered under the left eye
and death ensued instantly. The boy
was the oldest of ten Children, all liv-
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

PITTsBURG, Kan, Nov. 1.-THE tele
phone rate war which has been going
on in this city for the past month be-
tween the Missouri and Kansas Tele-
phoEe Co. and the citizens of Pitts
burg, was ended last night by the lat
ter giving up. The rate will now be
S94 and s36 per year, where it was SIS
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

JEFFERSON CITY. Mo, Nov. lit is
said here authoritatively that Gov
elect Stephens has offered his private
secretaryship to Paul b Moore, of Mis-
sissippi county, a member of the last
legislature and brother-in-law of Mr..
Stephens. There is no doubt that he
will accept it.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
Nrhooner md TWelve AIen aiven Up.

NEW York, Nov. ll.-Jt is generally
believed In marine circles that the fish.
ing smack W. w. Story, which sailed
from here with crew Of 19 men Sep
TENDER Is, was lost about October IA
It is believed that she was caught in
the equinoctial storm and shattered.
Their families have abandoned all hope.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
81. louis MI. K. Conference.

CHARLESTON, Mo-, Sept. 3O-The st.
Louis conference of the NJ. E. church
south opened in Charleston to-day,
Bishop Wilson presiding. To-day's
session was devoted almost exclusively
to organization aud the reports of
,,astorc
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

Western league-Detroit 15-lG Kan
sas City 60; St. Paul 6, indianapolis s.
Milwaukee 49, Grand Rapids 5; Column
bus 6-3, Minneapolis 90,
National league-Boston G, Brook
Ign l; Cincinnati 7, Cleveland 3; Balti-
more g, Philadelphia A; Washington z,
New York l.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

Topeka, Kan, Nov. 1.-THE dead
body of j. N. Moran, a farmer of
Sherman county, was found in his
wagon ten miles north of Goodland
He had started from Goodland to his
home, but died from freezing in the
blizzard which recently swept north
nnnstnrn Kansns
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
In Honor of Queen Victoria.

LONDON, Sept 2S All of the English
papers have long patriotic articles and
editorials, the occasion being that to-
day Queen Victoria's reign becomes the
longest in English history, covering a
period of 60 years A number OF
poems incident to the occasion are
published by Sir Edwin Arnold and
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

New York, Sept 3O-W. F. Porter,
the nominee for governor on the demo
cratic ticket, has sent his telegram Of
acceptance to the state committee. He
indorses the platform and nominees of
the Chicago convention, including free
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
J. @. DENSTEN M. D
To Hog Buyers

have fifty shoats for sale at low
prices, will weigh from so to 100 pounds
each. Please call at once for l must
sell. Three miles east of CastletOn on
:. "a, T. 25, r, 6,W. JESSE WILDER.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

Our On blng OReF.
Combination No. /, $2.oo.
The Cincinnati Enquire,
The Topeka Advocate,
The GAZETTE and
Coins Financial School.
Combination No.. Z, $2.oo
The Toledo Blade, purely re.
publican,
The Kansas Farmer, nen-parti-
s2n.
The GAZETTE and
Coins Financial School.
Combination No. 3, $2.oo,
Warren Fosters Advocate,
The Cincinnati Enquirer and
The GAZETTE.
Combination No. a, S2.oo.
st. Louis Sunday POst-Dispatch,
so to 40 pages and
The GAZETTE.
Combination No. S, $2.oo.
Thrice a Week World, (dem.),
The Toleto Blade (rep.J and
The GAZETTE.
This givesyou 25O papers or less than
one cent each.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12
DIR JCDE MSTEM,

MERL1 Building, NlChlIA, hhS
By request of many sick and ailing OF
Hutchinson and VICINITY, this noted
Physician and his staff of physicians will
visit Hutchinson one day in each week
to receive patients and will always be
fouad at the New Brunswick Hotel,
Hut hiuson, Kansas, every Tuesday
from a. m. to $3.50 p. m
They treat oil acute and chronic dis
eases of men, women and children; surg
cry in all its branches; cripples of every
d4scridtion; chronic, nervous and brain
diseases. Consultation and examination
free to all.
Diseases of the heart. kidneys, stom-
acb, liver, bladder, rectum, womb. ear,
eye, nose, throat and lungs, paralysis,
catarrb, asthma, bronchitis, eczema,
rheumatism, neuralgia, epilepsy fits, all
female diseases, irregularities and weak
nesses, all diseases of men, nightly
losses, lost vitality, lost manhood, vario
cocele. gonorrheOa, blood poison, old
sores, strictnrers, etc., cancer, tumOr,
rupture and piles positively cured with
out knife, pain or caustics
Anyone suffering with catarrh, bron-
chitis, head, throat or lung troubles, may
receive a three months treatment for
only So Trial treatment free in office.
II never fails to cure. Use it at home.
If you have been given up by other ply
sicians, call upon the Doctor and be ex-
amined.
~ Don't forget:-EYERY TUES
DAY, New Brunswick Hotel, Hutch
lnson, Kansas, all welcome.
J. @. DENSTEN, M. D.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-12

All the Year santa Fe Tourist Rates
The Santa Fe have on sale daily-all
year round trip tourist. tickets to fol-
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1896-05-23
How Royalty Narrics.

1t has been definitely arranged
that the marriage Of princess Maud
of Wales to prince Charles Of Den!
mark, second of the three sons of the
crown prince and crown princess Of
Denmark, will take place in the Chapel
Royal, ST. James Palace, London, on
July l. The archbishop of Canterbury
assisted by the bishops of London and
Winchester will officiate
There will be processi on in state
from buckingham Palace to ST. James
Palace and the Chapel Royal, and rs
the distance between the two palaces
is very short, many thousands OF peo-
pie will be disappointed in their hopes
Of witnessing the pageant. However,
everything possible will be done to
give the public as good q view as pos.
sible Of the turnout Of royalty, and q
most attractive spectacle IS antici
pated.
The Queen will take part in the
ceremony, the streets, the park, and
the mall adjoining the palaces will be
held by the Horse Guards, Life
Guards, Grenadier Guards, Scots
Guards, Collstrenm Guards and other
foremost regiments.
After the wedding there Will be two
breakfasts at buckingham palace
one for the members Of the roval
families IN the state dining room, tbs
other in the state ball room for the
general company. Only near rcla-
tives Of the family are coming to Lon
! don from the Continent for the occa.
sion. The royal breakfast, therefore,
Will be quite family affair.
Princess Harry" as Maud is popu
| larlv known, will have eight brides
malds-her sister, Princess Victorlf
of Wales; Princess Ingeborg an(
/ Thvra of Denmark, sisters of the
| groom ;Princess Victoria of Schleswig,
Holsteln; Princess Beatrlx of SAKE
/ Coburg and Gotha Princess Alice o
| Albany and Princess Ena and Victori:
| Of Battenberg.
The Prince OF Wales has taken Ap
( p!etou House, on the Sandringhan
estate for Princess Maud and her hus
band, and the young couple will spent
four months there every year.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1896-05-23
The Awful Truth His Weapon.

Dr. English Of San Francisco, who
is now stopping IN PhiIadcl phia, is a
practical Joker Of rare ability. The
doctor POSSESSES the most essential
qualification Of a joher-that Is, per-
feet command Of his facial expression.
A few days ago, while reinstorm was
at its height, pompous man Of large
cirth rudely pushed the physician
inside as he rushed Tor Tenth street
Just as the fat man puffed his way
to the platform, DR.. English yelled
and wildly bcckoned him back to the
pavement. With much astonishment
and labor the passenger waddled TO
the curbstone and asked what was
wanted. Placing his hands on the
fat mans shoulders the doctor asked
him earnestly If Lc knew the day OF
the week.
why, it is Tuesday," was the
reply.
'.Are you sure, cn'reatei the doc
tor.
"Yes, sure.
Great heavens yelled English, as
he hoped on passing car hen
Yesterday must have been Monday. =