The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-13
THIS IS A PASSING SHOW
the ARDENT sILt ERITES AND
THEIR PROFESSOR OF SONG.
Ven Tlershun Cooms Round, Round
Round, I'm Lookin' FOR MagihieS'
und lie Can'd he Found.

.,',,'," ,,rof chriec<cnhaull, the musical
/ director also for free SILVER II ne an -
/ 30. Bowcry I.I. sick Mike, anu '' LII
/ Pete. VINO are iiAS"lse ho' 1n'iN ~ - -
! nfaOttn. the pianist at ~ cents 10Y 60
! seyenty-tve more OF ieSS h'o''
/ me Time-Any Old day. about hoon
THE CHAIRMAN (risinep-NoV, reno" SUP
\ portcrs OF The noble ana lhaP" '"s
% ,. ,,s INN urom his place in the front
| row RAW. raw, raw " ,..,t,,,
| suck Mike and Iinholc Pete tlose'htig
-shuttup. Wait I'll yer told I op" yer
Clam aAa commandments Of the down
' 'gse cr ,C win gloomy explosiveness)
T 'o0 Gbairman-s please. was
! oi,r''t - saw Hat before the opening OF
The meeting We viii spend lc" H..ii,,,,
I'm practising the chorus OF our ~ 'Ii ~
! Won will find upon your ieaheta' IL
/ AdolDh Schrieckcnhauh. the emihe91 ~ ~
/ boken baritone. will lead. Now MI IL
anist ii you please. All 3iiib o.. Tho
| PROT Schrieckenhaull advances 10 VI.
front Of the platform, waves NE al no
| ,-.t, tremendous violence, SubSt3'ii1 W
aclon of tne unsuspectlns I'm, VIZ
/ has dropped in upon nest OF 'vi -, - a.,
J fnttud mem at nome. ana bursts lDilh III
/ tremendous tones 10 the Nh'o''o
! uauiment OF the piano .., ,.,,,,d
/ Ven eiershun day cooms round IOuhu'
| Ven cleAsnuu ddN tDoh'' ''"'
1., r'tas,,nn o.,v coomes row-wound,
/ Inn looaAin' yor Magnify una he cahd pe
found. >-.. ,hts
The chairman-NODOuy SANE. No"f .'
time an sing. please. AGAIN Ai''
the Professor. , ,o,,,d
| Yen eleesnun day cOoms round iouhu'
round round s., pound
round. round, round. round, iouhu-
Voice from the rear-itOld on. All con-
tests limited TO five rounds.
zinc Professor nd interrupt der moo
nics. YOU weller. Wy you don loon ny
your song brints cnentiemenf NO" We
Ven elceshun day cooms round. round
Tho Piano-Bang, Trump Bang, Whang,
The CrOwd-Now. Nhoop' Lel'eiso'
! Professor.
the professor-You schweinhund by der
! pianofortc. w YOU don blay yourself NIT
me uy der moOzics? Hey? Neriluchter
The Pianist-fIow'd l know you was
g0in' to- begin so quick. / ain no street
panncr Gimme "a signal an I'll keep up
The Crowd-You're an right Hit EN-
! up again.
The Professor-Vc begin vonce more
I very fresh. All sing. please:
I Ven elogshun day cOOms round ROUND
round. round
Ven clegshun day cooms round, round
round. round
Ven clceshun day cooms row-wund,
I'm looekin vOr Maginley und he can
pc found.
one Single Lone Voice several pars pc
| hind the prOcessiOnl-LoOkin Ter Mchh-
LEVIN hc sa' be- foun'-Hic!
The CrOwd-Hooray fer his tunclets.
The PrOfcssor-Who vas dot
The Lone Voice-Me. gent wit a jag.
| Whoopi Hic' lOoray,
! The Chairman-Sicncc. If You please.
The Professor uddim owut,
The Lone Voice Gn deeply injured tonesl
| -Ale2 Put me OUT I'm the On'y Teller
! hic-whats helpin' you sing. THIS IS
! hic-this Is the grattertude OF pOht-hlc-
les. Wceps.)
Tho Professor somewhat appeased)-
Ven. YOU haf 10 keen in doom ,., ..ua
! The Lone Nocc-Thats me. III sing
yer song somethin Ike. lSinGsl
7 Give us "a drink. bartender bartender
Because we-hic-love il So
Surely YOU will o-hic-blige US oblige US
The or him, Good old man,
! Let i'm singi Give i'm the run. iiooraF
for the bartender
The Serceant-at-arms-Co gittahell-
/ outONere. Gwan, Take SNEAK. Ion
gimme no jaw or IN puncherdamhedoh'
! sneak.
The Professor Cafter the scuiiing noise
! and the sound of protests had nearly SUD
sidedl-N once again, cnentiemen: ION u
be- afraid TO sing. IL ain q Soln 10 huIt
you. All retty. Follow me:
Ven elcgshun day cOOms round Iouhu
The Pianist rOusing himseli-N hdng
| Bang, Jing, Bang, Whang
| The Crowd - M-m-m- um UNI brr-rum
ISncncc follows. tense and painfulD
The Professor with glance OF scofh
at the pianisD-Vy you dond make a
honest lfiin diggin' nit spade-shoVel!
You couldn't bass drum blay In mine
orchestra. You gif me sick pam.
The Pianist-GO to hell,
The Crowd-Sock ii to i'm, Lam him.
/ Dutchyi Sixties to one on the piano
FOUNDER. Hoorsy, Scrap,
The Chairman--Gentlemen Gentlemen
This must not go on. We can't have any
I lighting here Now friends. remember
that this is the song we are going 10 sing
i'm our great p arade as marching song
when We sh Nv New York the true
strength of the glorious movement ior
Bryan ana ---
Pinhole Pe'.e-raw, Raw, Hoo-raw'
BOWery i'm and Slick Mike-tut yer
feet IN yer mout. lie IL give yer Up
when yer Nanter yell. 1870.
PinhOlc Pete (sulkiy)-I'm tTyin [ earn
me none >.
The III ofessor-you don't haf to talk
you mai 10 sing. 1 amt heert you slhs
Nonce Iretty yet
Pinh ole Pete (earnestly)-No, an yer
l
at II e dime a day fer comm mere an vel
I'm. but If 1 gotter toe "a church cholr TOO
/ ant raise in me pay. See
,OWcry Tim and Slick Mike with beau
! IL III uudnimtyJ --Dats night.
The Chairman (agOnizedly)-Go on, FRO
lessor. We are losing time
! The PrOfeSsOr-Nc lose time una der
doom und efferyting init dot leap-fros 10y
! der piano forte. Go on und blay ven /
4 | The Pianist with tremendous energy) -
Bling. Bang Mhang, Cling Clans, Jam
, | bang-whang,
The Crowd-Round round. round. round
round. round. round
The Profcssor-Stop "a time Holt up
! Vat you did. YOU piano fool, | punch a
doom into your face nit my doubled-up-
lists. You fellers in front. you watch me
/ ven ! sins.
A Voice-Can't stand the strain.
Another voice-rurn your face away
Z when YOU do II.
A third voice-T'row that Dutch song
sparrer troO de vinder.
The Chairman-Give the Professor a
| fair chance. gentlemen. we have only a
| few minutes more
The PrOfcssor-Now. chentlemen. from
der face sing 1t Oud. All 10 vonce. now
| Ven elcgshun day cooms round. round
The Pianist-Why didn't you tel ms
| you was goin 10 start.
The Professor (signiiicantly)-I see you
| afteryart oudsde
The Pianist-You're on. Bologny. Iio-
bOken'll wear Grape tonight,
a voicc-My bet goes on the piano
| thumpcr Sixteen TO one.
Bowery Tim. Slick Mike. and Pinholt
Pete Cat the top of their Voces)-Raw
Raw, Raw, Raw, Hooray Whoop, Wow
S't,en ter one, Raw for Bryan the poor
mans friend, HooraYi