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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
AuEnlcInua.

"If you want to be liked In a newspaper
Office" said the man at the desk, .'you must
be careful to write only on one side OF the
The youth with n bunch of manuscript
looked ut him suspiciously and exclaimed:
.sNo You don't! / may look young. but l
can see through some things. You want me
TO write my poetry on one side of the paper
so you can turn 1t over and use the othet
side for your long-winded articles about
finance It's an economical idea, but I'm
not so foolish. ."-Washington Star.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
Al Blenheim Castle.

Ho! all Americans arise and shout With
unanimity-
Dispatches tell us something that approach
es grand subllmity;
The noble Prince of Wales, the perfect para
gon Of purity,
Has raised our Consuelo from level OF op'
security.
Tho Consuelo's fame Is now assured OF per-
petuity,
The noble duke. can tremble, for his Wander
bllt annuity,
Though measured only by most maghin'
cent immensely,
May not Withstand the noble princes DOT
rowing propensity. u,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
Farmer Wanted,

In every township. 3 days week,
during winter. to distribute samples,
collect names of sick people and work
up trade for their druggists on the q
great family remedies: DIR. Kay's Ren.
ovator. DIR. Kay's Lung Balm and Kid.
ncykura. Good pay to man or woman.
Send for booklet and terms. DIR. Il. j.
Kay Medical Co, western office. Oma-
ha. Neb.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
s,e Knew What 1t Meant.

The study Of definitions presents many oh.
.tacIes and difficulties to childish minds,
SAYS the Youths Companion.
5Spell ferment and give Its definition" re-
ouested the school teacher.
-e-r-m-e-n-t-ferment; to work." re-
spopded adiminutive maiden.
HNow place 1t in a sentence, SO that l
may be sure you understand Its meaning"
said the teacher.
SIN summer / would rather play out-ot-
doors than ferment In the schoolhouse," re.
turned the small scholar, with such doleful
frapkness and unconscious humor that the
teacher found 1t hard to suppress smile.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
EaIse MItnssaes.

There are knaves now and then met with
poisonous stimuli as Identical with or pos
sessing properties akin to those Of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. These scamps only
succeed in folsting their trashy compounds
upon people unacGuainted with the genuine
article, which is as much their opposite as
day Is to night Ask and take no substitnte
constipation, rheumatism and kidney trouble.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

Major Edward ScOneld, the governor elect
OF Wisconsin, IL the son OF PENNSYLVANIA
farmer: AZ the age of IA he became print
later becoming typesettrr. He served
through the war with great gallnntry, com.
Ing out ns n major. At the close Of the war
he went into the lumber business nnd IL
now one of the most successful luinbermen
In northern Wisconsin.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
The propcr Pride.

Poor fellow" said the philanthrop-
lcal passer-by. sympathetically. as he
looked over the fence at the wild-haired
man who was galloping around the
yard astride of broomstick. which
he caused to prance and pitch till 1t
finally bucked him off on his head. so
you lost your wager?"
"You fooir' shrieked the man ad-
dressed. Indignantly. as he picked him
self up, 81 am not paying an election
bet-fm crazyr'
Tears are more indicative of weak
nssYes than OF s'ions emotions,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

George Rernnri Shaw, the London novel
ist who has been n vegetarian for fifteen
years. says that "the enormity of eating the
scorched corpses OF animals-cannibalism
with Its heroic dish omIttcd-becomes impos-
slble the moment 1t becomes consciously in-
stead OF thoughtlessly habitunl."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
A RnY,a AnsMer.

Teacher-"There Is n distinction between
a sinner and a criminal II you told story
You would be n sinner. But suppose you
stole big box of chocolate, then what
would you be?
Boy-'SIck for a week."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

One of the principal causes OF complaint
Trnnsvnnl government has been removed by
the action OF the latter in decreeing the es.
tabllslment OF state schools. In which the
language to be taught Is English
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
To the Pacific Coast

Two through trains daily via the Union
Pacific. carrying through sleepers, and max
ing from six to fifteen hours quickest time
len, Salt Lake. Butte. Helena, Portland
San Francisco, SACRAMENTO, etc. ASK abou,
hem at 041 18th St.. corner Curtis.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

The portrait of Alexandra Dumas, the
md a place In the gallery Of the Louvre.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

The Rothschilds of Paris. following their
usual custom Mt the beginning of winter.
he seine to be distributed among needy ten
lnts In the twenty ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Paris.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17
WHY Noah Was Wise.

Teacher-"who was the wisest manT
Tommy-"Noah."
Tommy-"Yes'm. He was the only man
who knew enough to come In when 1t
rained."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

Life consists chiefly of the kick against
large periods by the efforts to concentrate
snrnn q IL
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

..Dld you read about that man who put
loye.ietter In a bottle and set 1t afioat?"
'.No; who got it?' "a milkman's daugh.
ter"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

"what's that? Trouble up the strectT
SHAWL" "How do you knowT 81 see two
policemen running up"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

'.What do You think of the presidents
messagew "Why, 1t seems to be at least n
foot and a-half shorter than the other one. ''
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup
for teehng softens reduces iniihni'
nation aays pain cures wind collie 2a cents bottle.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinino Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money II II fails to cure s5c
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

Rostorer. Free s. trial bottle and treatise.
Send to DR. KLINE, 93l Arch St. Philadelphia, Fa.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1896-12-17

The granddaughter of the late Baron
Hirsch Is heir to 800, 900 600, which Yields
about $4,000 n day of Income.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12
4 BIG SUN FOR MISSIONS.
OVER 10000 PLEDGED AT MEEIiN" IN
CARNEGIE HALT-MR. MOODY On
POLITICS IN THE PULPIT.

The closing services of the ninth annual conven-
tlon of the Christian Missionary Alliance were heid
yesterday. morning praise service was helu III
the Gospel Taternacle Forty -fourth-s and Eighth
ave- led by the Rev. Stephen Merritt Ihree o'her
meetings were held in Carnegie Hall at 1890 a. m.
9 and 7:l5 p m. ON the platform at carnegie nan
sat a large body of singers and prominent mission
arv workers while a large audience filled the BODY
of the hall at each service.
AT the morning service the Rev A. B simpson
preached missionary sermon, and snort addresses
were made by the Rev d. w. Lelacheur and
Gabriel Mcclure a missionary to Africa An audi-
ence that overfowed the big hail gathered in the
afternoon TO hear Dwight L. Moody. the FAMOUS
evangelist. Before Mr.. Moody spoke the Rev. Mr.
Simpson announced that at the morning service
the money pledged for the OF missions amounted
to $4,000 Even this sum was increased then and
there
Mr. Moody spoke at length on "The Holy Spirit
He said that churches would have more influence II
they were not so lacking in the spirit of the Holy
Ghost and that ministers without the spirit were
like sounding brass and tinking cymbals
II believe" said Mr.. Moody. 'it is dishonest to
the Holy Ghost to he running after modern teach
ings which separate men instead Of bringing them
together. II a minister is full OF the Scriptures he
Is full OF the Holy Spirit. But If he is constantly
talking about capital and labor and the questions OF
the day. he cannot have much OF the Spirit am
going to say something now that Will hurt YOU
that is many OF the men. Are you ready? Cres
OF "Yes Go ahcad''D
This body OF Is the dwelling place OF the
Holy Spirit. Ought It to be polluted with tobacco?
Cries OF mo. no!'D -
''If church members" said Mr. Moody in closing
wish to have power they must he hed with the
Holy Spirit" .
Mr.. Moody's address was throughout received
with enthusiasm and much audible commendation:
Mr. Moody spoke AZ the evening service, and the
money pledged for missions at the earlier meet
ing was increased He asked that the m meeting go
and offer up silent prayer for the welfare OF the
country. Never since the time OF the war. said
Mr. Moody "has this country needed the earnest
support of all Christians to pray for peace. The
trouble that IL springing up between the two po-
Iitcal parties cannot be easily here In the
Fast but out in the West where ! have been twice
during the last month. II l. assuming a very alarm
ing aspect.
The audience then knelt In silent prayer for
few minutes. after which Mr.. Moody made one of
his popular addresses.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12
EIGHTEEN MONTHS BLANK TO HIN.
HE LOST HIMSELF IN wILKEsBARRE AND
FOUND HIMSELF AT SEA.

Wilkesbarre Penn. Oct. II (Spec!aD.-One Of
the strangest cases Of man losing all recollec-
tion OF his home. his familg and his past iife
for long period came to ligh: her" tonight
when Jasper Miller who has been missing
since Easter 1875. returned to his wife and
children They had mourned him az dead.
Miller at the time Of his disappearance was
train DISPATCHER on the Lehgh Valley Railroad
here He went on, walking on the Saturday
night before Easter and disappeared Last Fri
day his wife got letter from Newport News
Va saying he was alive and well. and tonight
he came back.
He says that on the night Of his disappear
ance he was lured into an alley by two men
on the pretext that ticket agent. named Hell
ler wanted to see him He remembers being
sandbagged and feeling the men going through
his pockets He next remembers being on car
Of pig iron with old torn clothes on and his
head throbbing violently and bleeding from a
wound near the base Of the brain. He tried to
move, bu, could not. and then lapsed again into
unconsciousness He thinks this the same
night.
His next lucid moment care September
of when to his CONSERVATION and bewilder-
ment he found himself common sailor on
board an English vessel bound from Liverpool
70 this country. His messnates told him his
name was Fred Cook and that he had taken
three voyages with them across the ocean lie
also has a dim recollection Of having been IN
the tropics board vessel II was some
time before he could convince his messmates
of the condition Of affairs. and then. as he had
shipped n return to Liverpool. the news was
kept from the ships officers.
When the vessel touched at Newport News ne
sliuped ashore and. being without money,
made the best Of his way TO this city by steal
ing rides He Is now In good health. but says
he has no recollection whatever OF what oc-
CURED from the time he was on the freight
car until no came to himself on board the vessel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12
The NATIONAL PERIL.
| ARCHBISHOP IRELAND'S WARNING
WORDS
THE CHICAGO PLATFORM THE PRELATE SAYS. is
THE REVIVAL OF THE SECESSION IDEA-Ir Is

THE CHICAGO PLATFORM THE PRELATE SAYS Is
THE REVIVAL OF THE SECESSION IpEA-Ir II
4 THREAT OF THE COMMUNE IN AMERICA
G, Dan, no, !, In ror,v IN q ,e,,cr of the
ra"' oe, M ,a,,o,," ,H ~ This c,tv
Archbishop Ireland tonight gave out "A letter In
,,, -, A., - II, ~ /, o,roS.d IN
which he tells the reasons why ne - opposeu
the Chicago PLATFORM Ihe letter OF ms conS",u
h,, , n,, o., ,h .ro,,,,shon,s calm and
'o''' anu .Nh9 io' 'n' .r S ,rha
Arcbbshon savs tho cburchman must he a patriot
and mns, ,at. in hand ,he mora, or religious
issue II IL is vested In the garment or poll
ties The Archbishop continues rs follows
The days Of civil war excepted az no .,iis un ~, 10
is involved in the political campaign OF today.
The question OF free and unlimited coinage or silver
i. pu, in the Foreground The question has its i'm
portancc: but il Is of minor Importance in the
presence of other questions which are brought INTO
cngo Conv,ntion and which now seeks by means OF
popular suffrage 10 enthrone itself in the capital
IN T,io ,, s,' ,h ~ u d ~ M si',is IL T.. .ecesson-the
secession of 1861 which our soldiers believed they
mi dd fohsEmrd 10 eafr"ad r', a a. fon ,h A,neri
can people The declaration in The chicago plat! Plat
denouncc arbitrary interference by Federal au-
thorities IN local Affairs as Violation OF 'nt on,
stltuton of the United States and a crime against
frt.. institutions"
The words point the act of Grover Cleveland.
sending troops 10 protect National property and
enforce National laws during the Chicago riots IN
1891 In those words there is the old secession doc,
trine that States are independent OF the Nationhi
Government at Washington There IL IN the anlui-
lrnt OF the Mon; there Is notice srV.d upon ,I'
iihE oi hineica thal on,s'" ,, il W III
Di;i II Is without power o srli-isSoil ION or sen
urieht"' me iiesiueill ol me hI'''u 90, -
iional properly he cannot march his, troops into
any stat without the autnGrZit"h OF ,he ro''. ~,
nor oi lndl S,"tc ohe vi tic nl' az. ,,
OF the Convention and voiced its spirit. came
iron from a S,a,e & Mhicn wa tv nom roIin 1r .i
is,, nj =
vail" And fitting was IL that the speaker Voicng
the sprit of thc chicago Convention should be tn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12
THE ARCHBISHOP'S DEATH.
THE SCENE IN THE CHURCH AT HAwARDEN-
DEAN FARRAR'S TRIBUTE.

london Oct 1.-THE Archbishop and his wife
arrived at Hawarden Castle. Mr.. Gladstone's resi-
dence Saturday evening. They had just come from
the north of Ireland where they had been visiting.
and intended to make a short stay at Hawarden.
The Archbishop appeared to be enjoying the best OF
heaIth He attended communion at the Hawarden
Church at o'clock this morning. and then returned
n the castle where he had breakfast with Mr..
Gladstone and his family. Later he walked through
the park to attend the morning service
The Confession was proceeding when he fell for
ward II was at first thought that he had a ht. and
that he would soon recover. The church attendants
removed the Archbishop as quickly as possible. one
of their number in the mean time summoning phys-
clans
Tho Rev Stephen Gladstone. the rector OF the
church continued the service until he received a
message from the rectory that the Archbishop was
dead He then closed the service with the prayer
for the dead from the burial service.
As the congregation were leaving the church tho
oreanist played a dead march. and muffed peal
uas rupp on the bell The body is now lying in the
The doctors who attended Archbishop Benson are
of tho opinion that his death was more likely caused
by reart trouble than by apopeHy 1t was known
that his heart was weak
weather being severe; causing him to remain at
home He was greatly dsirsssed bsy Then &
close friends for long time.
The death was announced i'm many Of the Epis-
copal and other churches in London and the prov
inces AZ the evening services. and much regret
OK nressed everywhere. Archbishop Benson es-
teemed by all sects for his moderation and broad
mndedness.
The death Of the Archbishop was announced at
ST Paurs London. at the afternoon service. The
sad news quickly spread and this evening there
was a great assemblage at the cathedral The
preacher highly euogized the dead Archbishop for
his services to the Established Church. for his per-
sonai uprighness OF character and lovable dispos-
ton After the service the organist played the
Dead March," the congregation standing as the
solemn strains filed the building. The bell Of
the ca thedral tolled In memory of the dead.
Dean Farrar paid an impressive tribute to the de.
ceased Archbishop in Canterbury Cathedral. He
said among other things that Of Archbishop Ben
sons more than ninety predecessors none was en-
dowed with more graceful learning, more charming
geniality or holier or truer wisdom.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12
TALES or TWO MURDERS TOLD.
WITNESSES OF THE HOLMES AND PARKER
CRIMES TESTIFY.

CRIMES TESTIFY.
Louis s. Holmes. the negro who shot ana kiil"d
his wife late on Saturday night at No. 2T sev-
enth-ave as told In yesterdays Tribune. ana I'M
mediatey arerwar1 attempted 10 take his own
life was sti alive last night. John Pnr""r' also
colored who killed his white mistress. kitty stew
art. about the same hour and not far from the
same place has not yet been captured by IN"
police John Parker Is known 10 the police as the
keeper OF q dlsordcry house. and bears the aliases
OF blood" and "Baldy South"
His victim who was only twenty years old. also
had a police record The couple rented rooms
from William Preston AT No 2l5 West Twenty
ninih-st They drank great deal. and were con
tinually quarrciling. Preston says that ne ana
Charles De Crote were sitting in his ROOMS at II
O'Clock on Saturday night when Parker and the
woman came I'm. quarrolling violently The quar-
rel continued and through the open door came the
sounds OF a struggle ard blows The TWO men ran
into the room and the Stewart woman lying
on the Noor. Parker picked her up and, placing
her on the bed tried TO revive her. but without
avail Then he hurried from the room. saying that
he was going for a doctor. He has not been seen
since Preston went for a policeman, who sent
for an ambulance The surgeon, when h" arrived
said that the woman dead. Preston and DE
Gro,e gave their testimony before the coroner yes
terday and were then sent to the House OF Dc
The Holmes woman was killed at the homo OF
her friend Rose Robinson No. "a Seventh-ave
having laft her husbands home on Staten Island
a week ago Jealousy was probably the cause OF
their separation. ON Saturday evening Rose kon, n,
inson told Coroner Hoeber yesterday. she ana
Mrs Holmes went out. returning az s"o 10 i!hu
there Holmes and three II his friends from staten
Island With them was Annette Andrews ana one
OF the boarders In the house Holmes ana ms
friends had been drinking. Soon auerxard she
saws the three friends and the Andrews woman LEFT
the house 10 get supper. and she herself went INTO
another room and fell asleep She was awakened
bv the sound OF a fan and shot She ran TO the
kitchen and saw Ms. Holmes lying on the moor,
and Holmes leaning over her with pistol IN MS
hand She took the pistol from him. ana the nexi
moment he tottered and fell. although she had
scen no sign Of injury upon him. She ran out and
called a policeman ....
The womans death almost instantaneous
but Holmes was taken to the New-fork hospitai,
where the surgeons say he VIII recover lie re-
fuses 10 make any statement with regard 10 the
case except tha. he was not drunk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12
STORM on THE JERSEY COAST.

SOME DAMAGE DONE AT AsRURy PARK AND
OTHER PLACES. AND MORE EXPECTED.
Asbury Park Oct. II (Spec,aD.-A northeas'ef ~
raging along the Jersey coast. with no siSh u
ab,tcn,c,t The wind is blowing AT the ra'e VI
e,v r,ilcs AZ hour and the sea is unusually rouS"
A, high tide at noon to-day the waves sup'"e' seu
tho o,d NJ the fishing pier and dashed across '"o
49,, r,tk into Ocean-ave The buikhead gave
u,v In several places and the hoauhs "' "
damaging the board walk Thousahos hocA'o ~
,ho b.,ch and watched the wild sea- IL IN "oc 10
n',-Js nredic, thar the next hooi 'inr' w. ~
SO =, midnight will h higher y'' an" .a
.n.er,sincd FOR the safety OF me iran
on the beach front ,. ,., ,,o F.,
Atlantic civ. oct 1.-THE northeast storm 'ha'
hos bocn travelling along the Atlanuc 'oa''
,ucL ,bls city ths morning. and. In connection
iii -, extraordinarily high tide. mas hoh' con-
,,..,,o damage Two Of the three piers alohe
49,. oo.,r front have sustained the greatest "a'h-
- % ,,r About two hundred feet OF IN" ""''
=, a., ,h foot OF Massa chusetts-ave. mas nc'il
pc, ~ W, au,v section of the wrecked schooner
,,.a'.'tis which vas lying near the pier, was
brok.r n way by the surf, ana tor an no"' nj, az 90 .,
nla,'nd.d ui,h terrific force agnins' IN" Pnns ~,
~ 49, The Milling withs,ood the batte1ihH IN -,
a., 'hu, nj last the middle section w'nn NV W., ~
hrs,, 'u' ',asb The centre OF the pier at the ioo'
WI w roxas'ave has partly given way II Is IN
VI ri tho weakened part VIII go out 10 so
p,ore morning ..ailroad irave' on % tne 'a'ndr nia
and Atlantic Railroad has been suspehue" o"'"s
,a ,b" high water the meadows , .,,h
c. Isie civ oct 1.-The gai" mas ragru "Mlan M
-, - 80, here to-day. The meadows IN me rea,
~ ,,.n,e arc inundated 10y the hcav, breakers 'n"'
SUI. SUI ~ shi,r I'm M tho upper end OF the city -
are W. "as', .W, il isolated the raroad leading into
,be town having been badly washed out.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-12

He received his degree Of NJ A. In 1885, b. d. In 1sz
and d. d. in 1861. In 1854 oxford made him d. C. L.
He a master in Rugby School for some years
from 1853 and In 1858 appointed head master OF
Wellington College. In this post, which he held
for fourteen years he extremely successful. and
under his administration Wellington became a pub
lie school of high rank. Retiring In 1872. Dr. Ben
became canon and chancellor OF Lincoln hav.
ing for some time previous been examining chaplain
the Bishop and prebendary Of the cathedral
He also occupied the post of select preacher TO the
University of Cambridge for several years. be-
tween 1864 and 1852 oxford In 1876. was honor.
airy chaplain to the Queen in 1873. and chaplain In
ordinary from 1915 to 1877.
When the bshopric OF Truro founded. or
rather restored. In 1876 Dr. Benson was nominated
to the by Lord Beaconsfeid. The diocese
taken of the diocese of Exeter. and consists Of
the county Of Cornwall, the Sciily Islands and five
parishes of Devonshire DR.. Benson jealous
and energetic administrator In this post. lie or.
ganized the new diocese, founded many mission
chapels, attracted many able young men about him.
and collected great sums Of money for the building
of a cathedral at Truro.
In 1882 Dr. Benson appointed. Mr.. Glad
stones recommendation, Archbishop Of Canterbury.
to succeed DR.. TAFT. He came at critical time In
the history Of the English Established Church to
succeed a man. a broad churchman. whose rule OF
life moderation. scrupulous fairness and peace.
He himself reckoned among the High Church.
men: but he forgot that he was Archbishop
of the laity even than OF the clergy. lie was
Of much breadth and catholicy OF view. and one OF
his earliest Archbishop. the greeting of the
Jesuit teachers and missionary pupils expelled from
France and living near Canterbury. was favorably
commented upon by many religious thinkers In Eng
land a, the time.
lie published a number of religious works and col;
Ientions of sermons Among them are memorial
sermon preached after the death of DR. Lee first
Bishop of Manchester; Work, Friendship Wor-
shin three sermons preached before the University
Of Cambridge In 1871 "Boy-Iife: Its Trials, IT'S
Strength Its Fulness; Sundays in Wellington Col
lege lSj9-12": ''Sngleheart, The Cathedral: It's
Necessary place in the Life. and Work OF the
Church; THE Seven Gifts" Christ and His
Times Living Theology" and Fishers of Men"
Dr. Benson in 1859 married Miss Mary Sidgwick.
daughter of the Rev. william Sidgwick OF Skipton.
Yorkshire A son has obtained some prominence az
a novelist