The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-02-05
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
- Wedding rings were used il
Egypt 8 1000 years before Christ.

pantry snd it will helprkeepi it dry and
the air pure.
The II cables now in operation
across the Atlantic have cost upward
Of 100000, 900.
- If a Japanese farmer has as much
as 10 acres Of land, he is looked upon
as a monopolist.
= You will miss it'll you under
take to measure a mans religion by
the length Of his face.
Figg: "I'llIetsyou know III NOT
the fool you think" Fogg Possibly
not. Which one are you
Many a young mans best CAPT
tai ia his poverty, Whilethe man who
has more to start ~Withgoften ends with
less.
-"Why is an idle achoolboy Ikea
postage stamp? 2" Because he needs
licking to make him stick to his let.
ters."
= It is fortunate for woman that
she has a better amin life than the
one she takes when throwing a..stone
at a tramp hen.
-'sI shall be glad whenI get big
enough to wash my own face, NUT.
tered little Johnny, after his mamma
had got through with him; then 4
won't wash it..
- She: "Why is it when doctors
get I'LL they never attend to theiraown
cases 2" He: 81 don't know; but
should say il was because they can't
charge themselves forit.
Mamie: II believe in womans
rights" Gertie: tsThhen you believe
every. woman should have 9 vote
Mamie: emo; but / believe every
woman should have a voter.
The first woman lawyer inNew
Jersey has been permitted to practice
in court without takngSof her hat.
This is a privilege that no manlaWyer
has ever yet been able!to obtain.
=. Stages: ""Isnrely would hate to
be the moon. Takes it TIVE weeks to
get full" Jaggers. And that ISM
the worst Of it, either. After is
full it needs two mora weeks to get
over it,.
EMO, said Mrs, EsslliYens, inrsply
to her little daughter beseeching Tor
q little sister; mo, we can't afford
new baby But persisted the
child, won't the reduc
ton if you take twins
-t'Please. ma am, said the boy,
sscan't you heIp ne !? has to support
a wife an three children. YouJ
Why, you're not old enough to be
married." "No-but me father s
It's his wife and three children has
to support"
There is no Amesicanb boy, how
ever poor and humble, orphanthoughe
he may be, that, if he have aolea
head, a true heart, q strong arm, may
not rise through all the grades of s5I
| ETY. and become the croTn, the glory,
the pillar Of the State.
- Mrs. Burns has Two boys, and
loves them both tenderly. John, the
younger, said aMamma,,Il love you
more than you. do me. think not
my dear. But why doycu thiDkso
because you have two children and
I have only one mother.
- Telegraph Messenger II Idle
boy Of g.: Telegram for your mother.
Twenty cents to pay. Little Boyof
Eight: ct don't think we want any
to-day, thank you But I'll ask
mother. Mother, dc you want any
telegrams2 They are twenty cents
each.h
A good old lady said to her
nephew, q poor preacher james
why did you enter the ministry
"Because Twas called, he answered.
"James,'' said the old,lady anxiouslyi
as she looked up from Wiping her
spectacles, ssare you sure it wasn't
some other noise you: heard
- In Vancouver, Wash, an enter
Hprising undertaken with a bicycle has
yso rugged up the machine that he fuses
it with ease to, carry collins, big and
little, into the country districts and
the odd sight Of a man scorching along
on a bicycle with a:cofin strapped an
front Of him, has been seen several
times.
"A piece Of bituminous coal was
recently dug out of the coal mine Of
Newsam Bros, near Pekin. HLon
which were imprinted the Arabic nus
merals BOG, 030; the characters being
about an inch long. The find Was
made 125 feet belowthe surface Of the
earth, and the localscientiic asharps
are puzzled to account for It. sc
Mamma said wicked young
ster, stamI a canoe No, child
why Dc, you ask 0h, b~ecauseyoa
say you like to see people paddle their
own canoe, and didn't know but
what maybe I was yours The boy
went out of the door with reference to
more speed than grace.
The Office Boy.-Mr. jenkins
has been in to collect his bill. Mr.
Short.--HHas lie? Confound Jen.
kinsl That's a fad Of his-tryingt to
collect bills !"
From December unto December,
This thing may be truhfullysaid
The joke we can never remember,
Is the one thatwet think of inbed.
- Our people are growingm Q and
more in the habit Of looking To Hill
Bros. for the latest and best Of every
thing in the drug line. They sell
Chamberlains Cough Remedy, famous
for its cures of bad colds, croupand
whooping cough. When in need of
such q medicine give this remedy a
trial and you WILDE more4hanpleased
with the result.
- A well-known professor had tax
en- his watch from his pocket to mark
The time he intended to boil an egg
for his breakfast, when a friend enter.
ing the room, found him absorbed in
some obstruce calculation, with the
egg in his hand, upon which he vas
intentiy looking, and the watch snp=
plying its place in the water.
- Mecca is a large city and a priny
cipal one of the East. The Templeof
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