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oaper in New Mexico. 1t is sent to every
Postofce in the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among. the inteiil-
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west.
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The tottering banking houses will
bring sadness to millions of homes
throughout the east and north during the
Christmas holidays. After all the west is
q pretty good country to tie up with.
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THURSDAY, DECEMBER "a.

In case of war with Spain, New Mexico
has a large and varied assortment of po-
litical colonies who could profitably be
spared to go and take charge of things.
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Legal Notice.

Legal Notice.
In the probate court, Santa Fe county.
In the matter of the last will and tes-
lament of Valentine s. Shelby, deceased.
To whom it may concern:
do hereby give notice pursuant to
statute that have fixed Monday, January
4, 1897, at the hour of 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon, being the regular session of the
above entitled court, for the proving of
the last will and testament of Valentine
s. Shelby, deceased, lately a resident of
the city of Santa Fe, in the county Of
Santa Fe. New Mexico.
SEAL APOLoNIo CHAVEZ,
Probated Judge, Santa Fe Co., N. M.
Attest:
A. P. HILL, Clerk.
Dated Santa Fe, N. M, Dec. 7, 1895.
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AvisO Legal.

AvisO Legal.
En- la corte de pruebas del condado de
Santa Fe.
En- la materia de la ultima voluntad de
Valentine s. Shelby, fnado.
A quien concierne:
Por estas doy noticia en- cumplimiento
al estado de que he fjado Ell Lunes, Enero
4 de 1897, la bora de las 10 de la manana,
siendo la session regular de la arriba enti-
tulada corte, para la aprobasion de la nj
TINA voluntad y testamento de Valentine
8. Shelby, finsdo, ultimamente residente
de la ciudad de Santa Fe, en- 81 condado
de Santa Fe, N. M.
sEILo] ApoLoNIo CHAVEZ,
Juez de Pruebas, Condsdo de
Atestiguo: Santa Fe, N. M.
A. P. HILL, Escribano.
Fechsdo Santa Fe, N. NJ, Dioiembre Z
de 1896.
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Mexican, must state date wanted, or they
will receive no attention.
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Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points IN the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for JimtoWn, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. 4 O. O. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
AT Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths in sleeper from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address ths
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, MN
SIX. Hoopnn, @. p. A..
Denver, Colo.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
j. B. BRADY,

Dentist Rooms in Kahn Block, over
Spitz' Jewelry Store. Office hours, 8 to
IL a. M; 2 to m.
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e. A. FISKE,
Attorney and counselor at law, P. o. Box
"F," Santa Fe, N. NJ, practices in su-
preme and all district courts of New Mex
loo.
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
MAX FROST,
Attorney at Law, Santa Fe, New Mexico.

EDWARD L. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. Ofaoe,
CatrOn block.
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Eastbound,
No. 4.
I ooun

Santa Fe, N. NJ, We'd
nesday and Saturday
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Henry Hinges.

Make Direct Connections With
ID. Sc r. O. TRAINS
Both Ways.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12
Die 3~uflnftia. fran5SkfMe GOlus
Ntalar,ttee.

Der frana0iii@e &riegsmtniiter hat
feinen Gntmurf fir bic 8ilbuns elmer
@nlonialarmee beenbet unb Der aamz
mer porgelest, bic bereits in bic 8eraz
tbung ein9etreten fem piirbe, tpenn ber
gesenpdrtise @onhttt nt@t bastpti@en
getommen pdre. ga ndmli4 burd
bieie Meuerune bas Budget fir bas
Sabr 1897 erbeblt9 beetnflubt mirb,
fam bieies ni9t bur4beratben perben,
ebe man iiber bic @riinbung elmer 60
lonia1armee enbsiiltig einperitanben
lit. SEER Gapatgnac sebt bel ieinem
Gntpurfe BON folsenoen @rtpd9ungen
aus: ."'..
!6rantret9 6eitBt ausenblidli4 5pei
setrennte Golonialarmeen, beren eine
aus Der Snfanterte unb 4rtilerie ber
Marine beitebt, pdbrenb bic anbers
BON ben 1ogenannten afrttani1 4en
Eruppen gebtlbet mtrb. Der 8eitanb
Der continentalen Sruppen, bic bic Be-
.1abung Mlsters unb Suneiiens bilben,
lei au bebeutenb. Sic iiberftetgen, bel
10000 Mann @tdrte, INN 10000
Mann bic porbanbenen 8eoirfniHe.
Ser Rriegsminiiter min besbalb ben
iiberi 9uKigen 9beil ber continentalen
Monni9aften Gus 4lgier mad 5rantz
reid 3uridletten, I'm nit ibrer 9iilfe
bas 20. Mrmeecorps gu bilben. Mus
ben MarinesS olbaten unb ben afrtz
fani}9en Solbaten, iopie aus ben
eipgeborenen 9ruppen, bic bereits in
~ein3elnen uberfeeif@en 8eiibungen porz
banocn finb, beabii&tist @apaignac,
bic neue Golomialarmee gu i4aHer.
De afritaniiden unb Marinetruppen
tperben nur in ben Golonien pertpanbt
peroen, bic als @tiiBpuntte fir bic
Rrteasf(otte bienen. Mn alien anberen
Srten tpirb man fat ausnabmslos
@in9eborei1e pertpenben, bieien iebod
bur9 Gdbres bon fran30fif9en Diff
3ieren bas nDtBise fe1te @efiise perletz
ben. Dieie Mabregeln meroen na4
Der 8erednung bes Rrtegsmintiters
Is Miuionen erfparen. bon oenen 6
Miltonen fir bic l1nterbaltung Der
8e1abung bon Maoagascar permanot
tperben, mGbrenb bic mbrtgen 9 Wetlz
l;onen benz @tat bes 8rtegsmintitertz
ums Don 1897 gu Suite tommen 1plz
len. Was bic 8eiabumg Mabagas<
cars anlangt, 10 miro ite nur 1000
Mann europdN@er Sruppen umfaiz
len. Die Manni4aften bon @eunaon
limb auf bic Sruppen bon Mabagasz
cnr NIT einderednet.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12
Der temc 6&teoS9erihtSs@ eietctlts
iumrt IN Grantret@.

Mtr baben seftern in einem Mrtitel
bic iocialpolitii@e 6orbenung oblt'
eatori1&er S@iebsgeri4te CUR Belle
9urg BON dtpi19en @rbeitern unb Nr=
b~eitaebern ausgebro4ene1 DiHeren5en
befpro@en uno limb gu benz S&lub &C.
tommer, baB nit bet geieBli&en Gin
fubruna 1ol9er @eri@te 3uglet@ aud
bic 8eifimma1ng 'perbunben fein mub'
bah oeren @nt5@etoung BON betoeu
9arteien als enbgiltig, als obltgatos
rif@ au betra4ten iino. uno oieie lid
INNER mebr 8abn bre@enoe Wn1@auz
una 1T es AUDI, bic benz neueroings in
sFrantrei9 porbereiteten S@ieosge=
ri@ts : @eiebentpurf. oe7en bauptz
fd&li4iten lSnbalt mir naditeben1
aur &enntnib unierer 2eier bringen
ponen, gum Sbeil tbren @tempel aufz
briidt. Dieier pom fran50iif4en
6anbelsmintiter Meiureur ausgeurbetz
tete @eieBenttprrf uber @erglei&e uno
Observation-Disclosures @ingreifen Bel
Streittgteiten 3pii&en Mrbeitgebern
unb Mrbeitnebmerr entbdlt nGmlt4 I'm
@eientltden bic nu&itebeno mitgetbeilz
TEN %9eitimmungen, bic audi fir un1ere
Mrbeitgeber unb Mrbeitnebmer bon
SntereKe 1inb. Dana4 bat bel Stretz
tigteiten, tpel4e bic gan3e &Drperz
1&aft ber Mrbeiter betreHen, leBtere III
re 8e1dmerben einem @iibne : Qusz
14uKe 31 unterbreiten; apirb bur9
bieien cine @erftdmbieune ni@t er3ielt,
10 trttt bas @&iebsgeri@t in &ratt'
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

batte lie Der Mutb CUR Glu@t perlais
fen; bur@ einen Sprung ms Wui:
Ter beenbete lie ibpe Qualen.
0as 1T nun Sabre ber.
@ef tern trat in cine Office an St.
4ange Place ein elesant getleioete,
9err mi4 elmer btlbbubi9en Grau uno
perlungte cine sr0bere 4ntpeiiung aui
erite europdi14e PlGBe. @r nannte iid
Mr. Greien aus Gan Srancisco. I'M
l@tper ertanrts i4 IN linn ben 8rafen,
Der @otpbop tperben uoQte, unb mir
frellten uns unieres Wteberiebens.
Sbm bat ft4 Die ountle 3utunft
freunbli4 erbellt, unb er bat Elm i4Dz
nes Slid 9efunben - in Der neuen
9eimutb.
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Wenn iih audi ni@t pertenne:

- Menn ii4 audi ni&t p%ertennen
ldbt, bab Die 9eilsarmee au@ IN
DeutI@lanb immer mebr 8ooen gez
tpinnt, 70 lit bod bic @bneigu1g Der
Bep0lferu1g sesen bieIelbe mob INNER
cine groBe, uno @rceiie sesen bic 9etls<
folbaten iinb feline @eltenbelt. Sn
Neumiiniter bel &tel bat etn Mob Die
@~epiommlungsbuQe Der 9etlsarmee
qeiturmt un6 bas @ebduoe nteoer9ez
brannt. Die Yoli5ei, Der es nt4t &C.
lang, bic erbitterte Menge bon t9rem
@orbaben ob3ubringen, feuerte 1hlleBz
li6 uuf Die M8ense, uno 3tpar NIT per-
bdn9nibponiter Mirtung. Mabers
@a&ri&tel iiber bic Mn5abl Der Spfer
fteben nod aus.
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Yariter YrebperbdltntHe.

Paris, 6. Sob. Die oablret4en
itrafseri9tliben @erfolgungen, bic in
Der lebten Set aus perf4iebenen 4nz
lGTen gesen pariier Sournaliiten am
seorbnet apuroen, baben auf bic bieiiz
gen prebperbdltnii1e Elm reht trauriz
ges 2i4t %geporfen. Niemanb perz
5eblt- I'D, SAP 81. pa-;fe. preK' nm
riemals cine 10 f&pere moralii4e &riz
1e bur4gema4t bat, cine &riie, bic
tpabr19einlt9 NIT benz 3uiammenz
bru9 elmer gr0Beren Mn5abl bon 8ldtz
tern unb Sourna(titen enben tpiro.
Wie in Der politti4en, 10 tperben lebt
uub in Der 3eitungspelt Rufe na4
Sduberung, na9 iittli4er @eiunbung
laut, unb perl@ieoene 9eilmtttel perz
ben porgei9lasen. Bernard 2a3are
empfieblt, einen @erbano bon anftanz
bigen 2iteraten gu %eriinoen, bic it@
perpflihten 1ollen, bic 5eber nieoer3uz
tesen, iobalo bic 3eitung, fir bic tie
5dreiben, bon tbrsm Gigenrbimer gu
anrii9igen Din9en mibbrau@t piro.
IS f&eint in Der Shat, bab nur Elm
entI&loFenes ~3uiammenpirten a1er
ebrenbaften @lemente BeHerun9 ihatz
fen tann.
Wie b0s es nit benz iittliden @mz
pFnben zines Ebeiles ber bieiigen Pre1z
ie belteQt lit, gebt aus Der iehr rid
ii6tslo1en @@iDberuns zines genallen
&enners Der @erbdltniNe, oes @&rtttz
itelers Ternanb 9onore, berpor. gr
,peilt 3und41t ibara4f bin, bab ielb1t
bic SouA8ldtter, bic 3iemli4e @erbretz
tuna baben, ni9t aus eigenen Wlttel11
befteben tDnnten. 8ei 5000 Mbonne11z
ten unb fr%etbGnbisem @ertauf bon 49,
600 @remplaren, 1agt 9orore, r1uB
cine pariier 3eitung Bel benz gerin9e'
Mn3eigen : @rtrag einen Musfaa BON
100000 ST.. baben. Wie 1T es nun
mDgli9, baB cine @ei9e bon BARRIER
Bldtterrr nit nod peit geringere'1
redtli6 ertporbenen @inna9men 1th gu
balten permDgen? Sour our4 mehr
ober peniger unlautere 9anblungs<
bienite. 3und@ft be5ieben TAFT ale
aug Dem @ebeimfombs bes Miniitertz
ums bes Snnern @eloer pon. 1000
500 ST. monatli@. Mit 100000 st.
tann ii9 alio bic &egierung ourhz
fhnitpli6 70 3ettungen p%erbtnoen.
Dann firb bic Observation-Disclosures,
1te Ginan3unitalten unb bic Sptslz
banten 9roBmiitbt9e 9elfer in Der
Mot6. Die groben @rebitan1talten
3ablen serabeau %unssbeure @un1ne1
an bic preKe, 10 Der Grsott SOncter
cQein brei Milionen iabrli4 an Die
erobem 3eitunsen. 9ie @pielbant pom
Monaco 3aBlt jdbrlt@ cine MtlG3f3n
an bic 4art1 er pre7e. Gu erts,&t
<s ftd, lbab man9es 8latt NIT taam
500 aeiern b1bere @rtragnife 9lebt
als unbere 3eitungen, bic 10000 yes
fer baben. &.
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@ NJ fbIiith n.

Settlement r. blutben.-
Sergeant (3um Retruten): rWarum
reiBen Sic bas Maul 10 aut? per
Sonas 1T bod f@on peri4lun9en!,
5eraeant (3um @etruten): Ser &erl
bentt bod INNER an's Gner! SeBt
1@aut ct tpieber beitdnbig an ben 9tmz
mel binauf, neil ba etne Wolte
1@pimmt, bic mie Elm @@inten ausz
fiebt!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Dur@1&aut. 4ls ber peritor:
bene &Dntg Scarf bon @iirttemberg it4
NIT Der ruifif@en @robfari tin Olga
perloben fo1te, purbe ibm Elm tleines
Bib ber iungen Yrin3eiitn 3useianot.
ct betru@tete bas portrait cine Set
lang unb bemertte bann: rDas Bib
1T iebr sei@mei8elt; bas 9aar 1T gu
pou, bic Mugen gu glan3enb, uno Der
SENT gu frti@." r9Cber tontglt@e
9obeit tennen bod bic @robfur1ttn
nod gar nidt?" fraste Elm 4ojutant
erftaunt. rMein," perieBte ber &ronz
prin3, riie femme i& al1eroings ni@t,
ober ib femme bic 9ofmaler."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Meftgnirt. 8etannter: rMiuit
gu Deiner Grau gum @eburtstas
ni6t Elm Mrmbanb i@enten?" paa@
toHe1belb: .M4 @ott, tbr Mrm pirb
bdbur@ ia bo@ ni@t gebunben."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Das ebtf@nelIer. Ontel:
.@eb' ber, tleine Maus, Du baft 10
Elm tleines 9dnb@en = aupf' mir NAL
bic tpeiben 9aare beraus!" - Ni4te
(nu@bem fe cine Meile berumseiu@D:
Ontel9en. barf i4 niat lieber bic
braunen 3aare ne9men9 Sd babe beut'
10 tpenis 3eit!"
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@umoctNttmeS.

4uber 9enne. r8aru@. tper'b
i4 Dir anfsebtn e Rdtblel: Was ma4t
bpei NAL iieben?" .Nu. mas fragile
10 tinbii@. as bod bmet nal iieben
ma@t udraebn!!" ,Gali4! S5pei
NAL Sieben madt ben Weioen rein!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12


Mm S&luiie zines neuen
Studes. q (im 76eater): user
1T uobl Der Mutor9"
9: Der - Der ni9t pfeift!"
Sn Gamiltenangelegen
heiten. Mmtmamn: r9err S4ultz
beiB, sic iino UNI neun llbr 8ormttz
tags borseluben unb ieBt 1T es Na4<
mittag apei llbr. aus tpeldem @runbe
BADEN sic ben Sermin peridumt?"-
S4ultbeib: sd muBte in Tamilienz
anselesenbeiten in bic Stubt." Mmtz
mann: Limb nel4er Dirt maren oiefe
Tamilienanselesenbeiteng" = S4ulz
tbeib: ~9err Mmtmann, i@ mubte Ser
teln taufen!" .,".
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Wd0t ~Ddr3e9H! ,Eal1W! S0Ipet
nal Sieben ma4t ben Weioen rein!!"
Netter Mann. - @tssles:
Isle fennen ben alien Walter9"
Masgles: rSa."
Wigsles: "@as fir cine Sorte bon
Mann* 1T er benn eigentli99"
Massles: %, tpenn ct meine
S4piesermutter beiratb'n m0hte,
tpiiroe i4 nidt bas @erinsite basesen
baben!"
SG&fi14e @utmiitbigz
teit. SEER: rR0nnen sic mir ni4t
fasen, mo- bic |Macaronifabrit liest:
Sadie: ~Nee, mel gutites 9err@en,
bas tpeeB i@ ni@t." Cine 0iertelz
itunbe na4 ibrer Srennuns fdnt benz
Sa4ien Elm, Der meent 9epib bic Muz
slfabrit unb lduft benz 9errn na4:
Sic mel @utfter, Sc meen mobl bic
Nubelfabrit." 9err: rSa!" rDas
gam i'd 81 oo& MIDI fasen, mo bic
IT,"
@d@1if@es Diti@on. Ilz
les is @ie persdnsli@; bas iiebt mel
am &nebb9en, am De6b4en; benin
bas &nsbbden reibt ab unb bus 9ebbz
den pirb leer.
1@rtenntniB. 8etannter gum
@bemann, befen Grau Dor elmer Suz
tpeliersauslage itebt): "@orii4t, 9err
@ofer, Sbre Grau itebt bort Dor einer
Muslage." = gbeinann: rSSm @egenz
tbeil = i@ itebe BOT einer!"
Wiberfpru9. Cine nit ibrem
Manne in arser 3nietra@t lebenbe
Trau iiebt ben Pfarrer bes Ortes uuf
ibr I9aus 3utommen: rGran5, her 9err
pfarrer tomm1, uns gu bel uden! unb
bas Tag i9 Dir: tpenn Ct frast, pte
es btr sebt, bann lugit bu, Is gebt
Dir gut! Sonit sebt's biz i@le@t!!"
Odd o! @utsberr: r9lber, lteber
S9Gfer, tparum 5teben sic benn i'm
Sult Bel Der ,!9ibe Sbren pel3 an2"
@adfer: ~Sa. ieben's, 9ndoiger 9err,
tpenn -i9 i'm inn @inter nnaiebe. fiible
i6 i'm gar ni9t, I'M Sommer fuble i4
penigltens, baB ct pdrmt!"
@infeiner Mann. ~Sou if
Dir mas bon @oetbe porleien?"
u2ies mer leber mar Dor, tpas baber
np9 ni9t seb0rt 10 pisl' 2eut' oor6er!"
@elbfgefu4l. - 80 bienen
sic benz, ieBt, 2ina?"
u@rlauben @ie mir, gndbige Grau.
ib biene ni9t. Sd bin in condition
BEL Serrn Major 8reuoi4nabel uno
oer bient bel Der Snfanterie."
@efGbrli4. 9i&terling 0u
1einem Greunb): n@enn @u es seitat<
te1t, be1u9e i@ Did einmol unb leie
Dir unb Deiner Srau mein neueites
Drama por!!" - Greuno: Sap es
lieber! Meine Grau t0nnte iit re-
panhiren urb uns mas - to4en!"
Das9elfenbeM ittel. @atte:
vMir lit beute 10 i4lafrig; bic Muser
fallen mir INNER gu unb bod babe
i9 70 niel gu arbeiten." - Satin:
vMart', 9ans, i'd meroe Dir meme
Mobiftinre@nung seben, bann tpirjt
i9on bic 4ugen a%nfretbea!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Grommer Wun4. Rebatz
teur (einseianbte Manuitripte tuegtuer<
fenb): .3u 8dbplon bdR i'd Reoat<
teur fem mDsen, als lie nod auf 3kz
gelfteine sei4rieben baben! Da bdtt'
i4 mir aus meinem papiertorb bic
5hDnfte @t1a bauen tDnnen!"
Simmer @ef@dfts m a n n.
Sonntassidser (au einem 9reibsr, ben
ct pieberbolt ansei4oKen): ~@ier
9baler S4meraensselb ppllen sic
pieber baben9 Sd slaub', sic tDnnten
mir iebt f&on MAIDEN einen gnsrosz
Yreis!"
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Wenis &met@elbuft a.:
Mun, tpie 1aben sic ii& geitern NOD
amii1irt?" g.: ,Dante, iebr gut; sic
t0nnen ii4 gar ni4t benfen, ME &C.
miitbli9 es nod 1puroe. "a4oem sic
fortsegangen paren."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Milberunessrunb Ri@z
ter gum Dieb): .Nlio Sic seiteben,
benz 9errn Stubiofus ben l1eber5ieber
geitoblen gu baben! R1nnen Sit einen
Milberunssgrunb ansebeng9" Dieb:
%, ia!" &i@ter: runb pel@en2
Dieb: r@r batte ibn nod ni@t beoablt!!"
proteit. @tubent: SECT nab
:1en Sic mid beute ihon gum brttten
Deal UNI bic paar Mart Mietbe. -.
unb bas nennen sic cine ungenirte
Wobnung!"
8e9retfli4. Stuoioius (bor
benz Portrait ieines Sntels): nMas,
bie1er beitere, ~jopiale Mann ion mein
Ontel fein2 Da 1T bod feline Spur
BON Mebnli4teit!!" DEALER: "@ber, metn
2ieber, Sie pumpen ia Sbrm Ontel
INNER an, unb baben i'm buber nod
ME better seieben!!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Das9elfenbeM ittel. @atte:
rMir lit ibeute 10 14lafrig; bic Nusen
faIen mir INNER gu unb bod babe
i9 10 piel gu arbeiten." - Satin:
v@art', Sans, i'd merbe Dir meme
Mobiitinre9nung seben, bann tpir5t
gu i9on bic 4ugen aufreibea!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

@G91if9es Difi@on. III:
les is @ie persdnsli4; bas iiebt me,
am &nebb@en, am Dtbb4en; benn
bas &nsbbden reibt ub unb bas 9ebb=
den pirb leer.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

M@ 10! @utsberr: n9lber, lteber
S9Gfer, parum 5ieben sic benn i'm
Suit Bel Der '9ibe Sbren Pel3 an2"
@9dfer: .Sa, feben's, %9ndbiser 9err,
tpenn i4 i'm i'm @;nter nnsiebe. fible
i9 i'm gar ni4t, I'M Sommer fuble i9
penigitens, bab ct tpdrmt!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

@rtenntnib. 8etannter gum
@bemann, befen Grau Dor elmer SUI
peltersauslage itebt): "@orii4t, 9err
Sbre Grau ftebt bort bor elmer
= gbeInann: rSm @egenz
tbeil = i4 ftebe BOT einer!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

feiner Mann. ~@oq i'd
Dir mas BON @oet6e porleien?"
u2ies mer leber mar Dor, tpas babe,
mod ni9t ge6Drt 10 ptel' 2euP 9or6er!
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-03-12

Wiberfpru@. Cine nit ibrem
Manne in arger 3nietra4t lebenbe
Trau iisbt ben Pfarrer bes Ortes auf
ibr !9aus 3utommen: rSran5, her 9er1
Pfarrer tomm1, uns gu beiu4en! unb
bas Tag i9 Dir: lpenn CT fragt, pie
es Dir sebt, bann lagit bu, es gebt
Dir gut! Sonit sebt's biz i4le@t!!"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1896-10-08
GRANITE ROCK.

Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Loom Hodge
Sept. 18th, a pair of twins.
Mr.. Graf of Granite Rock has
completed chimney on his house.
Attorney Madigan of Redwood
Falls was in this vicinity the fore
part of last week.
Messrs. Radall and Olson, students
of Mankato, delivered welcome SER
mon at the Chollar school house last
Sunday.
Miss Jennie Kartak of this town
accompanied Miss Anna Bonda to her
home in Renville county and returned
on the following Tuesday.
Compton Comstock surprised his
parents Tuesday by returning home
after being away three years. He is
now married and resides in Wiscon-
sin and after a short visit will return
there.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1896-10-08
BRYAN ON PENSIONS.

From the Omaha World-Herald (Mr.
Bryan's paper, Nov. Is, 1892.
The next session of Congress will
have to wrestle with one deficiency of
$36,OOO,OOO. This is on account of
pensions. The appropriation for pen
sions for the next year must not be
less than $l5O,OOO,OOO. It is therefore
easy arithmetic to perceive that the
appropriation that Congress must
make for pensions next session must
aggregate notices. than $]S6,OO0,OOO.
This tremendous sum would in it.
self be enough to run a reasonable
Government. One would not COM
plain if it were an honest debt, but a
large proportion is not debt, because
it was never earned by any act of pat
riotism or heroic service. The Gov
eminent is held up and despoiled of
no mean proportion of this, and it
seems helpless to defend itself. One
cannot help being curious to know
how many more years it will take to ex-
haust the generation which feels itself
injured by the war. 1t is safe to say
that never did a generation display
such remarkable longevity.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1896-10-08
The Best for Children.

81 believe Chamberlain Cough
Remedy is the best for children [ ever
used. For Group it is unequalled. It
is a splendid seller with us. T. M.
EcKLEs, Phi. g., Manager Wampum
Pharmacy, Wampaum, Pa" When
used as soon as the first symptoms ap-
comes hoarse or even after the croupy
cough has appeared, it will prevent the
attack. The mothers of croupy chill
dren should bear this in mind and al
ways keep the remedy at hand. 1t is
also the best medicine in the world for
colds and whooping cough. For sale
at Is and so cents per bottle by Otto
Schmahl, Druggist. 74t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1896-10-08
IN AND AROUND DELHI.

G.. B. Tradewell is visiting friends
at Boyd.
Mrs. William Robinson is visiting
relatives in the eastern part of this
State.
Malcolm Mclean and family of St.
Paul are visiting with relatives at this
place.
General J. H. Lee made business
trip to the county seat Monday, re-
turning on the st. Louis train.
There will be a grand dance in the
Delhi Cornet Band Hall, Delhi, on
Friday evening, Oct. 18th. Everybody
invited.
John Hendrickson and family at
tended church at Swedes Forest on
Sunday and had their infant daughter
baptized.
Owen Tradewell has gone to Lac
qui Parle county and will look after
the threshing Of the crop on G.. M.
Brownies farm before returning.
To remove the constipated habit, the
only safe treatment is a course of Ayers
Pills, followed by laxative diet. Most
other cathartics do more harm than
good, therefore leading physicians rec
ommend Ayers Pills, especially as a
family physic.
The Delhi cornet band has been en-
gagged to participate in the McCleary
demonstration in the city of Redwood
Falls on Thursday evening the 9Th
instant. A large crowd from here will
accompany the band and participate
in the parade.