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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-05-23
TunF EVENTS NOTABLE.
Injunction Asked for Against Shelf
field Meeting Wcfuscd

Injunction HNhcH Tor Against Shcf'
Held Meeting refused.
CHICAGO. May 22-Judge John II
Giuett. OF the Circuit Court OF LAX
county, Ind. to-day refused TO issue ~
injunction restraining George V. Hankiu
and others from continuing their rae
meeting at tie Sheffield QnGD track Tn
injunction was intended 10 close all thl
Indiana tracks. ana was asked for on
the ground Of colluslon between Mcssrs
Haukins. Bronnock. and Condor. it bein.
alleged that their interests were common
10 was further alleged that the Sheffield
Forsyth. and Lakeside Racing associa
tOns existed in name only, and tina
they were organized for the express pur
pose OF evading the law. As there wa
no evidence that the defendants wcr
violating "a state law an injunction wai
LAKESIDE.
CHICAGO May Zz.-Fayoritcs and Sc
cOud choices won the events 40 Lakesl1'
today The last race brought out tn'
hottest finish of the day. lu which Hiis
boro. Fred. X, and Gleno finished hcad
apart. ass named.
FIr-t raco-hvo furioues- Integrity G7
Clay TO ~ won. with Miss starr Sc
COuI and EerIyIstaT third. Time. .Ui.
Second racc-tNe furlOngs-Joe Man
ciri C3 Maruus. 20 - won. with Tanner
lane second and Loretta Third. Time, I Oj
Thirl race-six furlongs-May Ashley
CO. Burns. = ID 9l Wou with Ferrymau II
second. and sunny third. Time. 1919 l-i.
Fourth .ace-onc mle-Dlck Echan DN9
Clay. % % won. Win 'onslall Second
and ljr. Parke ihlIa. llme' ii.ts,2. >-,o,
um Clay, z 20 0 won, with Mamie O
second. and Excuse ihlrd Iline' lI5 =
sixth race-uFr IuIl3.i-7,, iii1 ,olD ,,,.
and Glonoid third. Time l"0'
er ,Gly,s Mo- Nav 62 a elonp,
- - ~ t,.irriro f4yoTifps down m
.reC" .,,, sc&cor3 & Tics winning he other thre,
NV s'~Sl,. C,..,,' ID, Sli.9n roiirtl
vents IN az 80 80" ,d,ciorad ofr ar Inc own
ers did moi care TO risk their good ones ir
tbs mud ana pur.e race was substi
tufed attendance 25go
First race-five and "a half furlongs-
Romance second. and Maid of Honor
third Time. 1915.
second race-onc milc-Sunburst Cl0
Martin. 7 Go 1O Won with Jack Martin
c9ond and battle DoIe ln'' III III IDS
- utiv ~ ~ .@oD- @ ,.ti.b ,rvubI,u second
..''1 ~, ,,.s,ieDts 40 - tH1iri "Tine 10
"iiH 1ai",.,N r, w, f,ri6r,'e Ashland nos
J. ogIlh IdCe IN , t". 'ti.itt ireffP, p1Ii,
NanISsen ~. nt,i ",rir,r I % -
SeCo5i,4 anu @aIHl "s,o. istii,,io,ot pjri-av Pot
L'ilo,-l lo- ,t.rris1.n r. to n won Win Tbe.
yer 10 MOI isoi'' i' r,.,.J1 ,o J ",ird ,Tjrne
i,-a SecoHu' d"" H'"''
l.o' l-z.
DONCASTER. ENGLAND.
LONDON Nav 22-NIr. f. Wishard's
Nr,gjolina was one of ten starters In the
,'',l5 t'r tbn Don Plate at DOucastcr TO-
d9v I'M was not placed Mr.. Roses Re
nots MAS 0rsf with Lord Wolverton's
hvant9vle second. and Orhe third.
the Salisbury Cup, value 200 soyereigns
the STRAIGHT mile. was won by Sir j.
,r,'.,,,i i,'s IN M Dornrochen. r l., cam.
,i,ieti i,.g' ~ Girvasf second. and George
Isrhfou's Rod Hat third. Five horses
Mr. FoXhall Kccncs Bohemian, years
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-05-23
SOUTHERN LEAGUE.

Al Columbus. - X. ii. r..
SIia~t9 ...0OO1O2O0O- 4
B9tteriss: Williams and Wright; Cal
A. Nopteomery: II. II. r..
birmingham o.. 20 000590l9-3 10 :
'B,tferies: Williamson and Wright; Cal
pauuOld.
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LOUISVILLE. KY. May 2.-Louisville
won another exciting game from Baiu-
more To-day by hard hitting al the right
time HHl WAS struck on the ankle ana
disabled by HOner's liner 10 the elghth'
tba b1U bounding 90 the rlght-neld fence.
,,,e,Ience 20l- Score: r.. II. T..
= I A1',ieCiiie .......O002O 0O3-6 10 3
.........OlO OOOO11 % o
Batteries: Hul. Smith, and Miller; Hoi-
..l D.I.franu
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only five games played yesterday-Ed.

SCHEDULE FOR TODAY.
Boston I'M Cleveland.
Brooklyn in 81. Louis.
New York in Cincinnati,
Philade lpniI iu Pi,tsburg
Baltimore in Louisville.
Washington I'm Chicago.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-05-23

PITTSBURG pa. May -2.-Hawley IN
duIrcd I'M another one OF his uuaccouni-
able wild spells iu he ninth inning TO-
day. and after Philadelphia had overcome
"a good lead. and bad enough runs leit 10
win. Hughey was substituted. lt was
Uawicy's NTH straight defeat. ana en-
sbIed Philadelphia 20 break long lo5iul
strcak Attendance 2.2yJ. score: T. "A. =
PittsbIrg ..........5 o D 90 - iV
Philadelphia ......2 d 90 o. 10 10 b
Batteries. HaWiey bbSht91 anu A4'l-
ritt. TAYLOR and Clements.
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ROANOKE.
SCORE ~ INNINGs

Totals. 900. 900. ....3S l. '2i II
tMoody out when winning run was
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NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES.
The Reds Lose. Uut Remain In First
Place.

CINCINNATI. d.. May .-'Dal
Clark stopped the Reds winning this az
ternoon. The locals only getting seven hts.
Not run was made after the second IN
i-ar9c the Cincinnatis go 10 first place ON
account OF Cleveland's losing. u ralned
hard all the morning., am only -.J ptI-
sons saw lhe game. Score. X. IL. l.;
Nev, York .........I 3 % 90 90 o. 10 >
batteries: Fisher and Peitz; Clarke ana
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ST LOUIS. May 22.-By timely batilhS
th. Browns beat the Brooklyns to-day.
paub relieved Gumbert in the sixth IN
ming. and Payne displaced baub - l4e
~ ouis ...........O20 20O2OO2s- II 2
i.ro6i,lvn ...........OIO OO01-3 10
BafterIes: Hart and Mcfarland; Gum
bert. Uaub, Payne, and Grim
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
"wHY WOMEN SHOULD WOO.
It Seems TO BE About Time They
Had Tkeir Turn

It Seems TO Be About Time They
Had Thcir Turn
The Chaperone Magazine tells .sWhy
Women Should Woo I haven't read
the article, but l have no doubt at all
that hosts of good reasons could be
found why women should WOO. In
fact, [ can think of a good many my
self. They have more time, to begin
With, and they seem to know how to
go about it better. No woman is half
so awkward during the counting period
as the most graceful man. Sweet
speeches come instinctiyelE to her lips,
and the art OF tucking a flower neatly
into the button hole of a coat is hers,
though she had never a brother on. a
male cousin, While all the sisters at
home ever possessed by any youth
never taught him to place rose above
his lady's brow without tickling her
ear and allowing the thorn to prick lle1.
neck. BY all means let women WOO.
Let them pay the installments on the
diamond ring, too, and Fire the boats
at the picnic and pay the car fares as
we'll; let them buy the bouquets when
ever there is a ball on the tapis, and
when all is done let them hustle out
after long happy evening of love
making and try what fun it is to go on
a stormy night all the way from Chest
nut Hill to Grove Hall in the last car.
Boston Home Journal.
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SHOCKED UNDER WATER.
Divers Unpleasant Experience
With a Live lyEira s8s1

= 70
- DIVERS URpleasant Experience
With a Live Wire.
The truthfulness of tie old saying
that one can never tell where lightning
is going to strike is proved by an acct
dent Which happened to man while
standing on the bottom of the Villa
| mette III a divers suit of armor. few
days Slice. The City and Suburban
I Halfway company has a power house
near luman & Ponlson's mill, from
which the electricity is conveyed by a
!. submarine cable across the river 10
operate some Of its lines on the west
side. \ short time since the union
power house, from which some of the
7companyss lines were operated. was
! burned, and, as misfortunes never
come singly, day or two since the.
cable which crosses the river. to the
| foot OF Jefferson street failed in its
duty.
j. .. Kelley, superintendent Of the
| power plant on the east side, took
steps to ascertain what the trouble
was, and to have it put to rights He
sent Billy Martin, the company's diver,
down to overhaul the cable, which was
!, found to have sustained a fracture,
| and the copper wire in the center,
! Which is the conductor, had in some
/ way got in contact with the wire COW
ering which protects the outside of the
cable. The power had been shut off
| from the cable at the power house be-
fore the diver went down, and all con
Icerned supposed he would have dead
Wire'' to handle.
/ They forgot about the '.backwater''
current from the Third street trolley
Wire, which kept that part Of the cable
west Of the break charged and very
much alive In bending his head
down close to the cable to examine
| the break, for the light was dim down
! there. the metallic fixtures of the
! divers helmet touched the charged
end of it, and he received a shock
which nearly knocked him insensible.
! He signalled up as quick as he could,
and when hauled to the surface ex-
pressed strong desire to stay there.
He had been surprised as well as
j shocked. and he wanted to quit work
there. and then, as it was not in his
contract to have live wires applied to
/ his ''headpiece." He was remon-
strated with and assured that he must
be mistaken; that it was impossible he
could have been shocked by electricity.
4 because the power was shut off at the
power house. He was finally per
suaded that the shock was due to inn
agination, or something Of that sort.
and, his helmet being put on, down he
went again. Before he could fairly see
what he was about he was shocked
again in the same manner, and came
to the surface, if possible, quicker and
madder than before. Finally some one
thought Of shutting off the power from
the Third street line, and the cable was
soon raised and properly repaired
| OregOnian.
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What did you bring?'' Lueretia
asked without much enthusiasm.
The Scientific Journal; there is an
interesting article on recent discoveries
in electricity" she replied
Thank you, but believe I don't
care to hear 1t, Lucretia said
Then probably you would like
Haines' article on Climatic Changes in
the United States.'''
NO. said Lucretia, II don't care to
hear that, either
had always thought you were in
terested in the worlds progress, Mrs.
Wilkins said reprovingly.
I've tried to be, but I guess I never
was Lucretia oWned-s.iust as / used
to make myself believe enjoyed Mil
ton when we had the reading class.
Mrs. Wilkins stared at these bold
statements, then changed the subject
when do you begin your houseclean-
mgr
Il don't intend to clean this fall,'' the
other replied airily. 1T is such a
bore"
On her way out, with the despised
magazine under her arm, Mrs. wilkins
met Maud.
What has come over your sister?:'
she asked. She Tolls on that lounge
in high-heeled slippers reading rash
and she says she doesn't intend to
clean house,
Don't ask me-" Maud returned
''She isn't the same woman she was
sick-eyerything has to go her way
now"
It was very near the end before Luz
cretia realized that there was no hope
for her. did you know it at first|'
she asked the doctor when he came in
one evening.
Yes he answered.
''And you told me to enjoy myself be-
cause you knew my time was short 2"
Yes
"Oughtn't 1 to have been preparing
myself for heaven?" she asked, after a
pause.
you have been doing that all your
life" the doctor replied. Il thought
you deserved a little time to enjoy
yourself in a worldly way"
we'll have enjoyed it, she said.
with sigh of content-''even when I
was well I never had such a good
time. It was real hard at first to as
sert my rights, but after awhile Just
gloried in it! You heard, doctor, how
rude was to Mrs Wilkins %
The doctor nodded and grinned.
Mrs. Wilkins was no favorite of his
but | have done worse things than
that Lucretia went on maud never
would put enough salt in my oatmeal
and once l picked up my shoe and
threw it at her. 1t wasn't ladylike,
but it was such a relief. l have had
such a good time being selfish and do
ing what | pleased. You don't think
7 it was wrong of me, doctor?" Xxx
mo, it was all right he answered
stoutly, for he was used to taking the
responsibilities of the dying upon his
broad shoulders. Then Lucretia was
content.
At the very last she turned her poor,
dull eyes toward the physician. Il
have-had-such a-good-time," she
whispered, brokenly, ''such- "a rest
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
A SHOWMAN'S STRATEGENI.
He Stopped n Little Game that Was
{. Bore to the Audience

He Stopped n Little Game. that Was
Bore to the Audience
Your story about calling for a doc
tor in the circus said retired show
man, reminds me Of the way we broke
up nuisance in a good sized Pei1nsyl-
yania town. was Oh the road VITA a
farce comedy company, and we put in
two weeks at the town in question.
there being a big military ncanlpment
there and county fair to boot. We
drew good houses all through the en-
gagement, and were booked for an
early return. l don't think we had
been there one night before the doctor
NUISANCE began. There would come IL
hurried messenger from the box office
to the stage manager with request
that he ask if Dr. Bolus, or whatever
his name happened to. be. was in the
house, and if he was to send him to
the box office at once. OF course, the
stage manager couldn't very we'll re-
fuse. and general attention was di-
rected to the medical man. much to his
satisfaction. We soon found out that
the doctors who We're so much in de-
mand were very small medical fry.
and there wasn't a doubt that they had
themselves called for in order to Sc
cure the consequent notoriety. Well,
we stood it for few nights. and then
an idea occurred to me- | took q walk
up the main street until [ came to a
certain sign hanging over a stairway.
went up to the Office Indicated, and
had a brief converse ton with it's in
mate. ending it by handing him re-
served seat tickets
THAT evening, Immediately after the
first act and before any messenger
from the box Office had a chance to ar
rive, stepped out in front of the cur
tain and held up my hand. Then i'll
my gIavest tones [ asked:
.''Is Dr.. Chizziold in the house?'
Immediately a very tall colored
man. with a bushy white head and
huge silver mounted spectacIes. arose
in the audience and said:
g 'Heah / is, sah.
1.-THE audience Uttered, but I kept
my gravity.
:. \ on are wanted at the box office at
once. doctor, in a case which requires
your immediate professional attention.
.'4As the aged darby ducked to me
and hobbled from the room the audi
ence broke into wild roar.
perhaps you viii understand the
the cause Of their merriment when I
add that the old man was a corn doc
tor and probably the best known ec-
centric character in town.
d 'sWe ell. there were no more doctors
called for from that stage during our
enga cement '-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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HE BArHED IN CHAMPAGNE.
An Arizona PrOspectOr Whom Fer
tune Proved Too Much For.

An Arizona PrOspectOr Whom Fer
tune Proved Too Much For.
a champagne bath with wine selling
at $3.50 a pint is luxury which but
few ordinary people indulge in in these
days Of depression, but there died in
the Stockton insane asylum a few
days ago a man who actually Dathed
in this costly wine, and an ordinary
hotel bath tub was the receptacle used
by him for the purpose. This man
was J. g. Durkee, whose name was
one Of the best known before or since
in Arizona. He went there in the lat.
ter seventies, and by a fortunate com
blnation of circumstances wholly Of
his own making was soon enjoying a
princely income, ranging from $1,000
to $500 a day. This was maintained
for a long period. The receipt of so
much wealth proved too much for his
weak intellect, and he ended his days
i'll an insane asylum, almost forgotten
by the people who only few years
ago were receiving his bounty. What
was left of Durkee was shipped to
Los Angeles and there buried from an
undertaking parlor, very few people
knowing anything, and apparently
caring less, about the ending of the
man who. less than ten years before,
luXuriated in champagne baths and
was a high roller in that toWn-S;ln
Francisco Chronicle.
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Down WITH THE VEST.

RaIlying Cry Which Would BE More
Popular than Most ShibbOIeths.
It takes July weather to prejudice a
man still more emphaticall against
that article of male clothing called a
vest. Years ago Editor Dana charac-
terized the white vest as one Of the
iginal denominations before the Lord,
but he might as well have included the
entire vest family. Where did the vest
originate? Probably in the buff jerlsin
of the ancient man at arms. Perhaps
with the early day clergy. 1t seems
to be the result Of a ridiculous short
ening up of some long, sleeveless gar
ment. Whatever its origin, we have
certainly outlived it. You notice the
bicycle suit doesn't include it. Why
should it? It is neither beautiful nor
even useful Let US emsncipate o1lr-
selves-a flannel band is much to be
referred to the cumbrous vest and
adopting as our sl1ibb oleth:
DOWN WITH TIE VEST
set vestless example ourselves,
sternly adhering to tat least as long
as the weather permits. Cleveland
Plain Dnalar-
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While 1t Could Be Spared.

Bill Bachelor Cat the farewell dinner(
-one thing more, Jack; will you give
me a lock of your hair?
Jack prospective groom)-Good gra-
cious, man, I'm not going to die, nor
am | going to the other end of the
world
Bill Bachelor but you are going
to be married and you'll need all your
hair in the future Philadelphia North
American
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Her Ultimate Destiny.

k'I do not remember remarked the
Cannibal King, as he drew away from
the table, after moistening the tips Of
his fingers in the fns1E bowl, ST do not
remember that ever ate a more de
licioug meal.s
II am so glad you liked it. SIRE re-
piled the grateful chef "That was a
sweet girl grad you ate."-P ittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
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Fit for the Cabinet

''The idea Of making women our po-
liticals!'' exclaimed the man with the
hat anchored to his coat by half-inch
cable; ''there is not position which
one of them could flip
ooh, yes, there isl broke in Mr..
Heny Peck; there is one job my wife
could hold up to perfection"
Name it!'' exclaimed the excited
orator.
Secretary of War; Buffolo Ex-
press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
Showing the Guest Around

First Cockroach-This is the desk of
the new associate editor; he's from
Kentucky. Try his paste; it has a de-
; licious flavor
Second Cockroac it has. How
pungent and stimulating. Where does
it come from
First Cockroach-I think he breatlies
in it.-Cleyeland Plain Dealer
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
Failure

A Harlem merchant sent his clerk
for the twentieth time to the residence
of a prominent citizen to collect bill.
Did you get anything?'' asked the
merchant on the return of the clerk.
Nothing at ALL They told me to
come into the reception room, as usual,
but I didn't receive anything. Texas
Siftings
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The Resemblance.

Bagaway-Those shoes Miss Sprocket
wears when she is on her wheel remind
me OF the ocean this morning at ten
o'clock.
Ridley Was the ocean at that time
like her shoes
BagaWay-Yes. It was high tied
then. shington Times
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Escaped.

Madam" said the new boarder.
zone of your family came very near
dying last night
Indeed; was not aware that any
one was ILL Who was ill:'
THE man in the next room to mine,
who played the cornet to 3 a. m. He
stopped just in time to save his life -
Detroit Free Press
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on the Continent.

First American Tourist-Why do you,
always buy a tllird class ticket?
Second American Tourist-Because
there are no fourth class ones.-Wash--
ington Times
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
Love Finds a Way.

She-"No, Fred, cannot be yours
He-''Then you reject my proposal?'
She-'N o-not exactly. I am a mem
Der of the Female Emancipation club;
so, you see, | cannot be thine. But
you can be mine if you WILL
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Too Deem.

You are too deep for me- sighed
the leading decadent in the story.
'sYes! rejoined the heroine Ian
guidly.
She was not surprised Many, upon
seeing her as. she appeared in the Illus
trations, found fault with her perspec-
tiYe-Detroit Tribune
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Mamma Is Right About 1T.

Judge Benderly-How it is, Miss
Chaftie, that you do not dance with any
but elderly gentlemen?
Miss Chaffie = Mamma says that
young men don't believe in matrimony,
while old gentlemen are much more
susceptible and are better fixed fnan-
cial1y.-TeXas Sitter.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
A Severe Test

Promise me that you will be true to-
me while | am away" said Houston
youth to the object of his affection.
She-1 promise, but don't make me
break my word by staying away three
or four days.-TeXas Sitter
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A Matter of Weather.

Dinners very late, waiter" said the
guest at the rural hotel
Eyes, sub; des ez de steak wuz fixin'
ter brile de sun went benin a cloud,
but he'll be out ergin befo' you kin eat
dat ermillionr'-Atlanta Constitu.
ton ..1.~ =
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Aesthetic Taste,

. He-Wh hat was the object of Mrs. Es.
more changing the furniture of her
dining room?
She-To harmonic with the new
cook IS dresses.-Buffalo Times.
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Too Much to Expect.

Customer-The doctor says the gown
you have made me leaves no room for
my liver.
Modiste-Doctor, indeed! Now, what
does Il doctor know about the styles :?
Detroit Tribune.
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Business PRECAUTIONS.

Mana ger-HoW many single daugIs
tiers has that man Boomer?
Clerk-Three.
Manag er-Add So to his gas bill ans
see that the meter at his house is
geared higher.
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''That whislSy's fifteen years old.'r
whispered the bartender
sLookey here" answered his ruras
customer, don't try fur. to git funny
with me. You kin jist pour thar stuff
back inter tn bottle an I'll so Whar
I kin git suthin fresh
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-09-10
Her Prosperous Past.

When it is said that a woman shows
evidence of having seen better days. it
means that she knows cut glass when
She sees it. and can play the piano.
Atchison Globe.
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From His Point of View

"Of course" he said, ''ef Sairy's mind,
is sot, We'll have to get her bicycle,
but, durn me-!'' r. H.
He paused and scowled angrily.
2 g EFF l see the use of payin' a
hundred dollars jest fer an excuse fer
Wearin' pants. Chicago Post.
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She Bid 1t,

Young Husband Where in thunder.
is that plug hat of mine?
Young Wife-You know that you said
it needed ironing?
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Tough.

Waiter said the tired customer,
81 can't eat that steak and you may.
take it away
.sShan I charge it, sir?''
Charge it, Why, a regiment of cav
airy couldn't charge that steak with
drawn sabres,' and he made good his
escape.