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The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Tho large woman has at last been
...o,nised A year OF more ago while
Ma Anna n. Gray Of Edwardsville.
vas getting or The cars with some
.|,s tho train started. causing Ter
t. .a The lower court decided that
b. - injured 10 the amount OF $3.50.
aa. il court Of appeals last week af-
htn. 40 decision and SAID; "A iieshy
uon.n has sho right 10 ride on train
and d have a yaiise and parcels and
sire Atnlillcd 70 more time Tor ailght-
ius an might Do required for foot
flcoror arrcy-hound." Il may be that
little aoaaen ere elassed with the racer
nna rs grey hound; 80 II we we're YOU
ae wouldn't take any chances, but
would allrht as soon a. posaible-or
.lao rcl hcshy
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Jack Robinson Cat the door)-Airs
Robinson (hicl. do you knowsh w'ars
matter with met
Mrs. J. Robinson tseverely)-Yes. cir.
You are drunk. very drunk
J. R--Mrs. Robinson (hlc). correct;
y'r smart woman; you guessed u the
flrst Chicago To Date.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Il am going to propose to Miss
Jinklos." said whykins. thoughtiully
HAS she given you any encourage.
ment7"
u should say so. Why. she Il airalt
I am spending too much money ioi
bouquets and matinee tlekets."-
Washington Star.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

The establishment Of a penny saw
ines bank m Chicago Is again being
discussed. The penny banks are al
ready IN successful operation In several
tltles. In Detroit such a bank made Il
! profitable brnneh Of rs business. II
Issued stamps that were sold at drug
stores. distributed a lot Of literature
b inlercat the people In the subject,
and not only increased IL business
.sgilimalely. but stimulated thrift
AMONG the children. In some
Titles penny banka are run In
.51fSSfIon with the schools and
ne children allow their interest by
|hatronlxine them freely. They are just
|he thing for eyory town.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

He-But Of course you viii forget me
She Nonsense; ! shall think OF yot
when you are gone. He-0h, shall you
she-Yes: therefore. the longer you art
gone the longer | shall think Of you
Won't that be nicei-Boston Trans
eript
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Washlngion apirlluallsts want to in
Ycal|gato the haunted houses Of the
capital No doubt the landlords would
b. happy to rent these structures to
ruy embodied spirits applying for
them.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
wha, Might Have nssn

Fuddy-It Is said that an Infant NJ
birth is blind. and that some time
elapsea before he can see.
Duddy-i wonder II that Is soi by
lingo. I'd have taken notice when wai
born n had supposed the question
would ever be ralsed.-Boston Tran
script
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

me gentleman burglar who has been
a6.nr he literary reviews Tor Rev Ed
.fd Everett Hale'a Boston weekly has
btla FOR trial. Il 10 sad 10 think
any good books must have been
..mned and how many bad books
-, Ave been praised BY this cultured
- 1.man. The burglar az a book re-
$3.50, i 4 new feature q current Jour
.s...m fall Of vlerd suggestions.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

The new cable line between France
and the United States will be welcome.
Who knows that We may not be mis-
aing other war scaroa because Of a lack
d facilities 70 transmit the news
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Before the days Of luciier matches
and railroads Il would have gone hard
Flth Prof Roenlgen II he had discov.
Ifod his cathode rays. He would have
tlon branded and hanged a. a witcb
b short order.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
Not 60 DO rarra,isn.

Nlpper- So poor old soaksby Ia gono'
Proprietor Blue Light saloon-Yes
moro'n a year I've given him a free
drink every mornin', and now he's left
a will bequoathin' his mornin' drink tc
hia brother. -Covinglon WyJ Post
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
usar,is.s wretch.

what makes you 80 unhappy
Maudg"
Il proposed TO Harry Duane, and he
refused mol
"Dld he give any reason2"
"Yes: he said Il wasn't sudden
enough. Detroit Free Press.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

A eoroner's jury found In the case
OF a man kicked 10 death by mule
that he suffered death by being run
over by a railroad train. The jury had
no blanks about mule accldents.-Loi
Angeles Cali Express.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Tito Amoor OF Afehanisian has or
dcred a numbcr Of mems bicycles from
an English firm. A large order for
womon's bicycles, one for each Of the
members OF the Ameer's harcm. Is. Il
is announced. to follow.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Spain wants s2i.oOo.OOO. and asks
Spanish bankers to hand out the mon
~. Il Is a case Of stand and deliver.
The banks will have to do Il. although
they are fully aware that It Is "a pei
manent Investment"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
No, with waite.

Man from colorado-l am studying
up on the science Of irrigation. DO you
know anything OF itg Man from Ken
tucky-why. sir, Il Is not a science. Il
IL q habil-Denver Road.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

unconquered.
THAT man" said the eannibal war
rior. had tho most argumentatiye ma
iure ever encountered.
do you mean the one that you Just
ate?"
eyes. We had dispute on certain
points OF ethics and the result was
that / had him for dinner"
well. that gave you the best Of the
.....s......... %
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

The report came from Virginia that
four barrels Of whisky were found IN
ne house Of one Of It's legislators, but
en- investigation proved that It was all
moonahlne"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Chancellor Snow o. the Kansas uni.
verslty has bought q bicycle and is
LEARNING 70 ride n. The snow fall IN
Douglass county n expected 10 be quite
heavy Tor the next few weeks.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

A 81. Paul woman has flied a claim
against g late aiiancod'a estate for the
expenses Of her trousseau and $1,000
more for the marriage that did not
come. lie seems to have escaped just
In tire.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

n the Gould boys are New Jersey
farmers. ~ they proved themselves 20
be IN order to avoid New York taxation.
tAcy should a. once grant themselves
reasonable freight rates.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Teaeher-Now. Willie, suppose you
were 10 hand playmate your last apple
TO take a portion Of Il, wouldn't yos
tell him to take the larger plecol
Willle-No. moml
Teacher-You wouldn't Whyi
wiiiie-'Cos wouldn't be necessary
-woonsocket Or. ID Reporter.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
Neuralgia

IN one eye and about my temples, e..
peolally At night when had been having
= bard day OF physical and mental labor.
ltook many remedies, bat found help only
In Hoods sarhapariila which cured me Of
rheumaliam, neuralgia and headache.
Hoods sarsapaFllln has proved itself true
friend. ! also take Hoods pills TO keep
my bowels regular, and like tho pills
very much" IsAAc LHwis, sabIna Ohio.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

An exchange asks: "Wlll the new
Hpmaa knit her own ssoeklngsy"
Hardly. The indications are that the
new woman viii wear socks.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

The trolley car dashed into the crowd
With gleo demoniae,
And then came the warning. long and
loud.
Il had sounded two blocks back.
Chicago Tribune.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Wizards Edison and Tesla win par
Don tie suggestion that II they work
little more and talk about Il little
isau they would get there sooner.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

A Familiar Make Up
Mrs. DIX wonder what present my
husband will bring mo tonight
Mrs. Hieks-What makes you expect
onel Is Il your birthday
Mrs. Dix-No-o. We quarroled thh
morning. Tid-Bits.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Oh. little rocked her parents boots
Were filled so fun OF feet.
| went on the spur" OF the moment.
And landed In the street
Toronto CAM News
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

= charley Hoyt should be elected
.,.sr n New Hamplhire what sors
..f..ares would he wrltei Fanex
3 ...-..as with spseialllps Included
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

A. kfugot vii net 20 to England u
4 possible England ulll come 70
Kruger Neither move would be be-
cause Of love.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

AZ the London and Southwestern line
last year 1903 mackintoshss and $40 hats
and caps we're found among other arti-
clos.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Tom Br0Tu's" earthly school caya
nay b. over. bat bis soul goes march
Ing On.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

adential clerk IN New York
.ask Ineff' employer to set money with
feed his dog. II he be sent
very dog fancler In the state
Rnf petition the governor TO
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

I stood In the hall at midnight.
And the clock was striking the hour
And her pa slid down the baluslrado
Aud kicked with all his power.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

why IS Il that war Is always break.
Ina ont in countries that are FUN Of un-
pfenounceatle namesf
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

the English army. single and alone,
found his way TO the potentate's court
and demanded her OF her captor.
The raiah admiring the bravery OF the
man made much OF him. but refused the
boon he asked. Finally finding the En-
gliahman was an expert chess player he
made a fendlsh compact with him that
they should play a game with living
chessmen, the rajah to furnish the
pieces.
The terms OF the game we're simple.
As either SIDE lost a move the unf0r-
tunate pawn was 10 lose bis life. tho
raiah's executloncr standing by 10 be-
head him instantly. Then II. At the
end. the Englishman won ne was 10
take the girl and both would be escorted
back to the English possessions. safe
and sound u. however. he lost. he was
10 lose his life and the girl mus, enter
tho ralahs harem The Engllshman
consented; Il was the best he could do.
The following day the courtyard OF
the palace was laid out IN the form Of a
gigantic cheasboard. and at q given sig
nal the living chessmen took their
places. To the Englishman'a horror no
saw that the white queen. the piece Of
his adversary, the raiah. was his sweet
heartl Il was devillsh ingenuity
worthy OF an Oriental.
However. the game went on. At one
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
LIVING CHECKERS.
PRETTY GIRLS As PLAYERS FOR
SWEET CHARITY.

opera Heuse Cheekerbosrd Interest
Inc Idsa Adapted from . story OF
Llfe IN India IA Esciilng Contest
Between Reds and Blaeka
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Il tell you. Brownie. wouldn't b,
behind the time. as you are. remarked
the mouse TO his ehum back OF IN,
afoaf
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Eight little bllthesome bars
A song that speeds the world al1ng
Its pathway In the stars.
L babe my heart be brave and gay.
II made my soul serene;
Z: spurred me on by labor's way
This spring song by my queen.
Tom Hall In Truth.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

HERE is a story Of
the days OF Give In
India. Of n young
English girl who
was captured BY the
marmidons OF the
raiah Of somewhere
or other and car
ried on to his pal
ace In the foothills
Of India. Her lover
an army officer In
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

But We now declare for a iO-oent fare
For the woman who sits and spreadi
her skirts.
-Chlcago Record.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

A Scent fare. II one has to stand,
Is good. no matter whose pocket u
hurts.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

And he quietly nlbbled another leaf
on tho calendar and murmured. up tc
date. Boston Transcript
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18

Reportor-why have you put N Of
those tree boxes around your cherry
trees?
Farmer--Why. Johnnle'a teacher
gave him the life Of George Washington
last Sunday.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-04-18
.HUMORISTS CORNER.
SOME NEW JOKES ron OUR
LEAN READERS.
W.T.. Wisdom add satire. Original and
seisetsd-Tsrribis innusnes--A chick
en- Thlsrs prsssnes % aiiad-Not In
tsrsstlnE to Noah-why should He9

! HERE stole into
my room today
A little breath Of
Spring.
A promonitlon Of
the May
I, And the sweets that
( May viii bring.
Il was n burst OF
Woman's song.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12
JUST STRAY BITS

The estimated cost OF the suez canal
was si0.OOoO 600. lts cost when opened
Tor traffic was nearly $4,000 900 and
nearly 10000 900 has since been spent
In deepening and widening H.
Strange as Il may seem. /, g. said that
none Of the United states government
reports attract 10 much attention
abroad as does the report Of the depart.
ment OF agriculture.
The foreign immigration TO United
States ior the last year wa the smallest
since 1879 The total number Of az.
rivals was 25S $685.
The present royal family Of Russia
began with e certain Michael Rlmanon.
who was made ear in iGll
The louge, novel Too the English Ian.
guagc Is probably samuel Richardson's
"Clarissa llarloWe
To make a plano sound like a baulo
place slip u paper thc lcnrth Of q
keyboard between the hammers and
the worries Of the piano The notes
when struck vii give the same round AZ
banjo. sayl an English exchange
n.d Kine solomon impor, horses from
SPAIN A noted Spanish lrchaco,oglst.
Lopez Martinez and O. German man Of
letters LEO Anderlind. are sure be- aid.
Both these men say The horse went from
Europe 90 Asia. instead OF vice versa.
Hortc fossil. found in Spain date from
the prehistoric n'rlod. hong prior TO the
immigration Of the Aryans. 2.O00 n. G..
The merits OF the lhcrlan horses. IA.
nous 5000 years ago as row. we're suro
10 be- known 10 the wises, OF men. and
the conyoy 90 horses from Spain TO
Palestine was not difficult 10 accom-.
plish hy ihr roa route Moreover the
sum stated in the old Testament to
have been paid 10 King Hiram for
temple building materials Is stated by
modern appraisers 10 be so excessively
large that Il is nov supposed to include
the price OF the thousands OF horses
Solomon possessed
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12
HUMoR

Lady; 81 see son advertise homo
made bread" Baker: eyes ma'am. -"
Lady. Does q taste Dos, homemadc2
Baker. NO. indeed. ma am. rs sweet
and light"
A contemporary c'nigIns nn adver-
tisement OF dog Tor fale Among the
good points OF the animal are these.
He viii eat anything aai is yert fond
% children"
"Dii ! understand 500 fp say that
Thompson was farmcrf "Go1d gra-
clons. mo- said De- a.i. llH m0ney
In wheat You never haa-i ol q farmer
doing that. did youf"
What fools tho girls are Oh msrgy!'
said single lady az a1.lr years.
VERY true replied her married friead,
but that b the only way you bring
them 90 their SENSES "
Young wife. when my husband gets
cross always threaten to $50 home "a
my mother" old wi.c' "Mercy child
threaten 10 have your mother come "a
YOU"
Raynor cat fashionable restaurant
DO you Ike turtle SOUP s1yne
mo. I dstest H." "Thcn what agc you
eating Il forg' "Confounl g. one owe.
something faugh--to ones position IN
society,"
Mrs. s.: why don't you go I'd
work." Tramp. PLEASE. mum. I mad,
a solemn vow twenty years ago that
Ia never do another stroke NJ WORK an
women was paid m same warcs az
men" Gets trine
Books that have helped meF' said
an eminent American citizen II guess
that Webster's Dictionary contribute,
I as much TO my elevation as any
used 20 sit on % regularly at meal
when | was small boy
Mabel. do you notice how attentive
/ Tom Terrapln o. o. that elderly Mls'
| Gotrox7 I wonder " he. really meant
| husiness7" Maudc. "Thcrc is certain
/ IS little about her 10 lead one o. suppos'
that he means anythl. else
She "a woman's rights womarl: ID
you believe that woman should have
the right OF being the equal 81 manf
lie. well. n she wants Go BET her
SELF down 80 lar don't $50 any rea
son why she should be- prevented"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12
rnRons ApouT woMEN.


Tho mother Of Coriolanus did no. IN
tercedc with her son 10 spare Rome
The story has no better foundation
tlan that OF horllIus
There Is no reason TO believe that Tar
amin irmlied Lucretia. His power ~a'
or.rlhrowa by popular tumult which
Is lho only basis for the story.
Pocahontas did not save the life OF
John smith. 81 has been asoerlained
thst this worthy man WAS thc most
9th bodied preyaiicaior Of his century
Falt Rosamond was rot poisoned by
Queen Eleanor. but after a long resi-
dence rs nun Zen the convent Of Cad
stow. died greatly esteemed by her as
sOclatos.
Queen Eleanor did not suck the
noison from her husbands wounds, az
she did not accompany him on the ex
petition during which the incident u
alleged TO have taken place
The hanging gardens OF Babylon did
not hang. nor were they gardens They
were terraces supported by arches, and
ovoruown with trees They were
erected Tor the amusement Of q Baby
lonlan queen who had come from .
mountainous country.
The selgc Of Troy was mostly myth
According to Homers own lgures-it
there ever was such a man as Homer
Helen must have been al least GO yearl
OF age when she first met Paris and
even In the heroic period OF the world
women at that age were a triiie
'passce
Sappho the nootess. was not wan
ton beauty. nor did she throw herself
from the Leucadlan clln 10 be cured Of
an unworthy love. The latest investi.
gationa prove her a respectable mar
rlod woman with q large family. which
she reared with az much care as a Greek
matron usually gave her children.
Mary Stuart OF Scotland was not .
beauty She had cross-eyos. and to save
the trouble OF having her hair dressed
cut 1t on close 20 her head and wore y
wig when. after her death. the exc.
cut!oncr lifted her head TO show Il to
the people. the wig came on end dis.
played a close-eropped skull covered
with gray Eair
Queen Elizabeth was not the angelic
creature represented "a the histories
and poems Of her own times. Her hair
was red, her temper red-hoL She some.
times drank too much and 90 any
provocation would carry on like o
trooper She frequently raycd at her
maids and sometimes struck. kicked
and plnched them
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12
CHARACTER.

iirht-haired persons are less intense.
not 20 impulslvc. and more thouEhlful
than their darker brethren.
Many plain face looks positively
pretty when lighted up hy animation.
ana many a heart has been won and
kept by one glance 90 the right moment
Should the forehead De- rounded Oh ~
the corners you may take % that the
character a. conslderate. kindly dis
posed. we'll meaning and. AZ q rule,
generous
Hair In man or woman IA always "a
sign NJ encrry of some kind ~ dark
hair the energy is more pronounced.
and should % b. curly or WaVy % iuvar-
isbly implies musical tasir
Women have always smaller mouths
than men. and more frequently larger
eyes They. as rule. feel more Intense
~ than man and their feelings are kept
more In check. and are less material
4 broad, square. upright forehead. re-
ccding just slightly. Is invariably the
sign manual ~ a clear. vigorous mind.
Strength NJ mind IL shown In coniunc-
ton with q wcll-cut slightly rounded
| chin
The eyes show more plainly chan any
| other feature OF the face the intensity
NJ our feelings. the direction toward
[ which the feelings tend De- displayed hy
the size. shape aui molduE of th,
mouth
A red-hairrl mortal % NOT such au oh
iectionuble Individual aa unr would "a
pect from The many dtrogat0ry Co.
marks that are passed about him Not
will find the red-haircd lu. lively. chat
~. warm-hcatted. aud usually ycry
shreWd
IN spite 90 authorities The writer hli
always found the eyebrows. us such. q.
indicate nothing Whether they h'
arched or straight depends on the shapl
" the brow a low. ovrrlauging rldg
~ the brow usually shows perception
But u this ridge bc arcacd instead o
straight u implies scnsitiV,ucss.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12

Tho people OF London are very
much interested In the whistlins
fireworks which have long ceased 10
be regarded over hero as apyrotech-
mic marvel The popular notion
among the Briions Is that ga. gen.
Grated by the combustion OF the fiery
composition actually blows whistle
but this supposiiion Is erroneous
So FAR rs can be- determined by the
pyro,ecanists themselves. the scream
Ing noise Is due to the violent com
bu,tion Of the picrate OF potash
with which the little tubes OF the
fireworks are stuffed Experiments
have been made with other ma.
terials but picratc Of potash Is the
only combuslible substance discover
able that will give anything more
than faint imitation OF whistle
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12

"Bicycl,a are worrying the lie ou. oI
haggagomcn nowadays" said Alfred
Hasmcr Of beaver az the Cenlrop Ills
especially when the owgcrs uegleC {,
hand mp a Up, On the Denver and Rit
Grande. for Instance, thcro vert
checked during July 1904 wheels, ol
an average Of over lfty-thrce daily
Il they had brought a quarter Gael
into the pockets Of the haggascnci
who handled aud watched thoia. 81
even Il the complny had collected
Zee Tor the transparent o. sccvi.c. tAog
would have been siGie calls ac,.uu. ot
lor tee road 70 carry its ltl- v.ua-.u
aa,cd compsii.o. scr io.h.ag Aur,s I'D
tgalnmca he nrg Asa Nfo ! m.,"
say. 'Ihis make lagg -cA p-tt
r,atlcally tired - Nansas C.W Times
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-12
SHORTS FROM SETTINGS.

Let us an boost. not knock aud prose
periiy Is our onion
The husIncts of thc police Justice may
he said Co lc % tine art
The frog Of railroad track ought 20
he happy In flood times.
The man who thinks De- is bright IL
seldom Inclined tn keep % dark
n YOU want 90 live long don't try 10
live moro than one day at a time
Abuse rs one of ,he few things "a man
can get without earning Hr deserving o.
We love ttc body flr tue Hoal.s sake.
hut never the soul Tor ,hc Sake of the
body.
Next 90 beau there IL nothing e girl
Il prouder ~ than blsslns g. Ber-
nard dog.
You can always please a good man by
telling him he has a deyili-h twinkle IN
his eye.
when you need a friend don't pick
out the man whose dog noycr wants "a
follow him
The mos; lonesome mHn iu town Il
the one that fas made l.eral loans "a
his acqualnt 'F
when the man leg his en-,
ploycr.s daus .trr he Is groom The
| daughter d. foolish.
\ small boy acquires an early lesson
IN political tylckcry when be- sees his
mother gerrymander pie
The ship of matrlmony has a compan,
ionway, hut many are the husbands and
wives who nc,cr dni a.
Zen Pottcr-Wc had q meeting NJ on,
directors 90 our company last night
Mrs. Pottcr-What was the lmng
Whom a man gets too worthless foi
anything else. lc ls Just WORTHLESS,
enough Tor continental woman {,
make hero of ana marry. Texas slft.
/ lngs,