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The sun., 1896-10-18
MS ANARCH FRIENDS THERE.
Fuiiy 1So Followers or the Rec FIag Heard
tho Govern or's speech.

Fully $50 Followers or the Rec FIaG Heard
tho Governors speech.
II the statement OF ono OF their number 10
worth any thing at least 100 Anarchists won't
10 Cooper Union last night to honor by their
presence their friend, Gov. Altgeld. Leo Flneel.
who said he was ono OF the New York
group of Anarchists and was proud
of It b tho authority for the state
ment. why" said he, there are moro
Anarchists hero tonight than were ever gath
cred together In this city before except to hear
speaker who was an avowed Anarchist. No
other man in this country could have brought
go many OF ne together. We are not here he
cause we are in sympathy with the political
party to which Gov. AitGeld belongs. We
came because we felt that It was our friend
who was to speak. and wo wished to pay
him the personal compliment of our pres
once. All Socialists believe that Altgeld
10 tho greatest statesman this country has
ever seen, and while we would not
declare IN favor OF Bryan any more than wo
believe the cnnse of anarchy would be ad-
behind Bryan"
Mr.. Fngel I" asked the reporter.
Well. rather: There's Joan Feiernbend Of
TypoEraphcnl Union No. :; who 10 tho stage
White and Edward q. Burke and Henry Moose
Our Joan OF Arc IL here also"
Who's your Joan of Arc2"
over in the northeast corner there, and with her
number of others OF the New York group"
81 don't know. l haven't seen him. but I
suppose he's here. AltFeld 10 one Of Mr.. Most's
whrmest friends. you know. This lie an epoch
making night for anarchy in this country"
The sun., 1896-10-18

Want Kin to Help Comnemorats che
Anarchist "Martyrs" OF Chicago.

Want Kin to Help Comnemorats che
Anarchist Martyrs" OF Chicago.
II 10 quite possible that Gov AtReld will re-
turn to New York after election to deliver an
address before his friends, the Anarchists. On
Monday evening Nov. o. the International
Club Freiheit," will commemorate tho anni-
versAry of the hanging OF tho Chicago AnAr-
cbists Spies, Parsons, Lingg, Engel. and
Fischer. u will hold a mass meeting In Claren-
den Hall. in East Thirteenth street. The invi-
tations. which may DO had for the asking, arc
printed on blood-red cardboard. Each invita-
tlon 10 headed with the alleged last words Of
Parsons. Let the voice of the people be
heard!" The invitation statos that the meeting
will be hold :" In memory Of the legal murder
of" tho dead Anarchists.
Gov. AltReld. among tho earliest Of his Official
acts. pardoned those colleagues OF tho Anar-
chists In memory OF whom the meeting Is to be
hold, who were imprisoned. instead OF hanged.
Holding that act 10 grateful remembrance. tho
members OF tho International Club Freiheit"
conceived that II would be a graceful act to
invite Gov. AltEeld to address tho meeting.
Accordingly committee was appointed either
TO draft n suitable Invitation to bo sent TO the
Governor or TO give him the invitation in per-
son.
A prominent Anarchist said yesterday that
Gov Altgeld would In all probability receive
before he leaves New York. The invitations
announce that speakers in different languages
Gov Cow 4ssd Viii mot .Dssi in Hss
he can't.
When asked II he thought Gov. Altgeld would
accept tho invitation. Herr Most said: What
nonsense! Gov. Altgsld is patriot and an ablo
lawyer. He psrdoned tho AnnrchIsts because
they had been unJustiy punished. That's all
there 10 TO it. It's nonsense TO ask II ho will ac-
cspt the invitation. II he gets one"
Are you going 70 hear Gov. Altgeld speak to-
"Oh (! don't know. ] might go up there. II
there isn't TOO big crowd IN 90 IN; "a Ike !"
hear him. But I'm not interested In thih mon
key campaign business. If som. body as ks mo
which would rather have, ru bieg or Amethysts,
suppose j nay amelhysts. Then II the person
said: oh! well we'll pass q law which shall
SAY that Rmethysts are worth rs much as ru-
bios' would sAy, You're an ass
II say, II Mckinley Is elected there will be no
change. He doesn't favor change In existing
conditions. He's conservative. Bryan faYOrs
a change, but II he's elected, which doesn't
scam pnAAihls now. he won't bs able TO nuI
The sun., 1896-10-18

through the changes he advocates. He says he
will, but he won't and can't, and he knows IL.
what you want You want to put IL In the
paper that favor Mckinley to ihjure him, or
that | favor Bryan to inJuro him. don't favor
either, because don't favor Presidents, and
things like that and don't want to be mixed
up In this campaign foolery. III tell you one
thing, though, tho sthtements that Bryan is
backed up by men who arc In sympathy with
Anarchists Will make Bryan thousands of votes.
Ths will happen because tho people know that
thor condition can't be worse. and they beieve
that man backed up by Anarchists will turh
existing conditions upside down. and they hope
that then their condition will be bettered."
The sun., 1896-10-18
George Frsd's FansuiI Hall NoniAation
Regular,

BosToN, oct 1.-THE Ballot Law Commits
sioners this afternoon decided that tho Popo-
cratic State Convention, held in Faneui Hall
under the direction of the Democratic State
Committee, and not the one held in Music Hall
by the followers OF George Fred Williams, was
regular Both Conventions nominated VIII
the Faneuil Hall nom nation. This decision
throws ort the Music Hall proceed ings. but as
nomination papers have besA nled the ticket
the Fsneull Hall ticket. which differs only In
the choice of ono elector.
The sun., 1896-10-18
Seeking rus,on IL A1,ss,..,,v,.

MEMPHIS, Dot 10. Q. Miller. Chairman Of
the Mississippi State Popocratio Executive
Committee. has called q meeting 10 jackson fos
Oct 10. The object 10 tn consider fusion, in &C.
cIordanee With tho suggestion of Chairman
committee met before there were oily two
members favoring fusion. 1t is believed, how.
over, that Chairman Jones will have his way
The sun., 1896-10-18

TROY. Oct 17.-George G. Miller Of Hudson
was nominated to-day to succeed the Hon. Hugh
w. Mcclellan, deceased, as the Democratic
nominee for member of Congress from the
Nineteenth Congress district. Mr. Miller was
the unanimous choice OF the Columbia county
delegation. Tho nominee was formerly Mayor
of Hudson.
The sun., 1896-10-18

AMSTERDAM. NY, Oct. 1.-THE Hon. Will
bur F. Porter, the Democratic nominee for
Governor. arrived in this city at / O'Clock this
afternoon from his homo In watertown. Ro
was met at the Central Hudson Railroad sta
tion by a committee from the Bryan Club. and
as the train entered the station there was O
cannon salute IN honor of the nominee. Mr..
Porter was escorted to carriage and was driven
20 the Central Hotel. whore he held n reception
during the afternoon. He is accompanied BY
his son and Thomas Carmody Of Penn Yam.
Early this evening the Bryan Club had street
parade headed by tho Thirteenth Brigade band,
Upon arriving at the Central Hotel the club es-
corted MIR. Porter to the Pythian Temple. where
he made an address. In the main he confined
between Ave and sx hundred people. Mr.. Por-
ter was followed by Mr.. CArmody. who spoke
particularly on national issues
The sun., 1896-10-18
AIteeId at the German Press Club.

After leaving Cooper Union Altgeld drove to
the German Press Club at % City Hall place
There he was entertained at supper: Mr.. James
Oliver was among the guests invited.
The sun., 1896-10-18
Republican Denoassra.,o. In Bayv,us.

1&ePu"''S1u De'OH"sFus1Ou n "nIv1II0.
BAYvILLE. L. l.. Oct. ia Mckinley and
Hobart mass meeting was held at Bells Hall. in
this village. tonight. The meeting was preced-
ed by a torchllght parade. over 500 men being
in line. Two weeks neo, for tho first time in tho
history Of the village, Republican banner was
raised. Tho address the occasion OF the
banner raising was delivered by Col. S. v. r.
Cruger.
Speeches were made tonight by Gen. Horace
Porter aud John r. Van Wormer OF New York
city to an audience OF over J. 200 people. After
the meeting Mrs. s. v. r. Cruger entertained
Gen. Porter and Mr.. Van Wormer and q mum.
ber Of the residents at her country home.
"ldlesse" on the sound.
The sun., 1896-10-18
REPUBLICAN VorE ESTIMATE.
The National Committee Aseerts That
Mckinley WIN Have 0ON EIeetore.

The National Commtttee APoeFt0 That
Mckinley VIII Have 8O1 Electors.
CHICAGO. Oct. 1.-THE Republican National
Committee to-day Issued elaborate state
ment. taking as o basis the table given out this
week by the Popocratic Committee.
Tho Republican committee gives Q list Of
States in which the Democratic committee
claims only part Of the Congressmen and shows
that those States give q total number Of 21o
Presidential electors. IA short of the number
necessary to elect.
The Republican managers follow with list
Of the States which they are !" absolutely con-
fdent OF carrying" giving Mckinley 3o2 elec-
toral votes. Chairman Hanna and HIS colleagues
also give he following States. wi hich they believe
they stand a more than even chance" Of car
rying: Idaho Louisiana Missouri. Montana,
North Carolina, Tennessee. Texas. Utah. and
Virginia, a total of eiRhty-four electoral votes.
The remaining sixty-one electoral votes are
classed as probably Democratic"
Committeeman Payne says he has received
reports from the State Committees OF Ca ifornio
and Washington. and from other sources this
week. which places those States in sure the Mo.
Kinley column.
The sun., 1896-10-18

"Fourth-Wheth-r we shall dissolve In boo
die. bribery. and corruption. Whether the men
VINO have grown great as lobbyists shall rule
this land. Whether we shall declare to the
world scoandrelism 10 in the end tho loftiest
those men aud those influences whose slime is
dissolying our institutions are all helping Mr..
Hanna. Everything within their roAnh IL being
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
The Discovery Saved His Life

G. Caillouette. druggist. Beavers
vile. H., says: To Dr. Kings New
Discovery l owe my life. Was taken
with la grippe and tried all the ply
sicians for miles about, but of no
avail. and was given up and told 1
could not live. Having DIR. Kings
New Discovery in my store, sent
for a bottle and began its use, and
from the first dose began to get bet
ter, and after using three bottles was
up and about again. 1t is worth its
weight in gold. We won't keep store
or house without it," Get free
trial at Hartz 4 Ullemeyer's drug
store.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
Bryan Club Notice.

Members Of the Bryan club are re.
quested to assemble at the corner OF
Eighteenth street and Second avenue
at 7:3o Saturday evening. where they
will be Joined by clubs from Moline
to take part in the Davenport ratifi-
cation meeting. Members are also
requested to be on hand at the Rock
Island depot Saturday afternoon a,
l O'Clock to greet Presidential Candi-
date W. j. Bryan.
A. ID. HUEsING, President.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
FREE FROM PAIN.
After Lifc's FitfuI Dream Sharp
SiIvis Sleeps.
Il DIE EASY HIS LAST WORDS

nevie" OF . Life InterWoven win the
History Of the County, and Closed After
Many Weary Months Of Patient Suffering
Tho Funeral Arrangements.
The sleep which is the peace oil
God came to Thomas Sharp Silvis al
5:i5 last evening. 1t was to the
patient sufferer the restful re-
pose after life's fitful dream. For
over a year he had been failing; for
months he had been sinking; for
weeks and days he had been dying.
Although he had long realized that
he was afflicted with fatal malady
in the form of a cancer. he notwith.
standing battled for the life that had
been given him with courage and
pluck born OF the man. 1t was q
brave struggle, in which the hearts OF
the community beat with in
termingled hope and anxiety, and
throbbed with sympathy. When he
saw that the case was hopeless, Mr..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
Conweii L. O'Day.

John O'Day and Bobbie Conwell.
who a few short years ago were
among the shining lights in many
home talent entertainments given
here and in Davenport, have entered
the "profesh" for keeps now, and
are making quite reputation for
themselves in the vaudeville theatres
OF the east. The boys are doing a
black farce song aud dance act and
it is unnecessary to say that they are
giving the people something warm.
John and Bobbie are hustlers and it
is safe to predict that they will con-
tiuue to ascend the ladder of fame
Their letter head announce them as
.original southern bpck dancers and
black farce comedians" They are
now playing at Ferris Wheel park,
Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
To Cleanse the System

Effectually yet gently, when CO.'S
tive or bilious, or when the blood is
impure and sluggish, to permanently
overcome habitual constipation. to
awaken the kidneys and liver to a
healthy activity. without irritating
or weakening them, to dispel head
aches, colds or fevers, use Syrup of
fiys
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
HOPE FOR SHEVLIN.
Relations Of the Kid Working
for His Release.
APPEAL TO THE APPELLATE COURT

attorney wade Coming Down From Chi-
caso Sunday Morning to Visit the Con.
victed Crook-wnson and Rice, HIS As
sociate', Taken to the Psnitsntiary.
1t is anticipated that another at.
tempt will be made to save Ed Shev-
lin, the youthful Chicago crook, from
serving the sentence imposed on him
at the recent term of the circuit
court. He was convicted of assault
with intent to commit larceny, which
entities him to sojourn in
prison. Owing to his tender years
he was booked for an indefinite stav
ut the state reformatory. At the
| conclusion of the trial an exhaustive
plea was made for new trial, both
for him aud his two companions
Wilson and Rice. But. Judge Glenn
decided against them.
The attorneys for the defense in
duced the court to allow Shevlin to
remain 10 the county Jail 10 days
longer before being taken to Pontiac.
Although no order was entered recog-
nizing such a request, it was taken
for granted that the court acquiesce d
and Shevlin is in the county Jail.
The object of deferring the enforce
ment of the sentence was to afford
Attorney Wade an opportunity of 60
ing before the appellate court aud
attempting to get q supersedeas for
Shevlin's release pending the carry
ing of his case to that tribunal. At
any rate Shevlin has q letter from
Attorney Wade in which he says he
will visit him next Sunday, when it
is supposed that the Chicago harris.
ter will be armed with the neces-
sary documents for his clients re-
lease.
Relatives and friends of Shevlin
are sparing neither money nor ipflu-
ence in their effort to save him from
going over the road. They had in
terested John Coughlin, the Chicago
alderman, in the case. lie wrote a
letter to Judge Glenn in which he
pleaded for leniency for the kid"
whom he gave a flowery send off /;
but it didn't go.
Wilson and Rice at Joliet.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-06
Wilson and Rice at Joliet.

John Rice aud James Wilson,
Shevlin's associates, are now safe be-
hind the walls of the penitentiary.
where they are booked to stay for a
term not to exceed twenty years.
They were taken down yesterday by
Sheriff Hemenway and Deputy S. S.
Hu1l
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1896-03-21
Mining Application No. AZ.

U.e. Land Office. HALEY, lishot
March 7, l&5 ,
Notice is hereby given that Jan.ss D.
Wcou, who se postotiic. adGre.ss is Godbusr
Custer county. Idaho. and Fled fhhi.s.
by his attoiney-ilriact. l.. H. johlsloi.
whose postoiflce address is Challis. CuseF
county, ldaho. have made application io'
patent for S3J linear feet and surlare
ground, as shown on tue uiat OF the
"FRACEKO1"
lode mining claim posted on the CLAIM
bearing silver and other minerals, situate
in East kork mining district, Custer coui.
ty, Idaho, and describes ON the Official kiss
and field notes on :lie In this Office VIA
magnetic variation at lSo Is H., sSi c!i9S''
viz:
Beginning at discovery point 0: SAID
mining claim and running Irtn saiu US
covery n lao 22> Is 10 feet TO center ncf'!r
erly end line; thence i3c ~ " $50 Ge! "
corner No l. whence C. s NJ. H. No oeass
3 7oo IL " 1854 feet distant; thence . :"
| To- f Jl6.6 leel to corEer No z; ityhteo
| lao +2s Il 1878 feet to corner Nos; t'e1's
n 7Sc ~, W o22 feet 10 corner So3; tne1s.
| n lac q w So5 feet, the place oil oeeli.lrs
ursvey Of exterior bounuaries oi cias,a'
containing YGO6 acres. No eoLhicts. 0U
vey lilo. Ia n
| The location of this mine is receroeo ~
the County Recorders office OF ~ "a.
county, idaho, on page $50 booA H., :.
Record OF Quartz Mining Claims; e..
nearest known mining ciaims are s''s o.. -
rOlese lode OH the east, the Ola ino'e D. ~.
on the south and the Idaho lode 0'' NV
west. ,,.,,.
All persons olding adverse claims i sns,,
to are required To present the same s.a Sr.,
this office within sixty days from tne NV M !.
DAY Of publication hereof. or they WV y, !,
barred by virtue OF the provisions u -
statute. s.co;.s
| 1t is hereby ordered that the iofeS mi,
notice Of application for patent ~ -, c ccn
lished for period OF sixty da!s st,' .sr
weekly newspapc l published at Ks;ehu''
'usno' '" Register
| First publication, March l6. 1870. /.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1896-03-21
Mining Application No. A,
U. 5. Land Office, HALEY Id.

.. $. Land Office, HALEY. Idaho,
Notice is hereby given thar j. .osS.
Wood " hose postotf.ce ADDRESS !. Sahss y.
Custer county, Idaho, and Fred ph!,.r,
ny ms attorney-in TACT, l.. II. Jobu.,ass'
whose postOttice address is Chal;s "mnsWa,
county, Idaho, have made s,,,,as,,; .usscf
a patent of 1850 linear feel sn r1@ s.l 'of
ground CO.. feet wide OF the Au''scs
~KDArEO"
lode mining claim. bearing silver and o,,.-
minerals, situate III East ork min;nn Ivy. ~.
trlct, Custer county. Idaho, and daSrss, ~,
III the official plat and field notes ON Slo 81
this Office, with lnagnetic variation :, len
15' Z, as follows, viz: AZ i"
Beginning at discovery poin, oi a.,
mining claim and running IRON ssia S,s
covery point 5 lao As L 40 feet n ear us
soutneriy end line; thence n no IsEsa
feet To corner Mo- thence S 10 lyVss,
lee tt O corner No 2; thence n IIo.SW
l5CU feet to corner Nu3, whence SIM
No 2 bears s $50 34' W $751; feet disi,r,.
thence Il 72o 45' L 600 feet to corre, Ma.
thence S 40 22' L 1900 d feet Il corner Nj
the place oI beginning su4s,y OF exle,,e,
boundaries vi this claim. Iots, area en-.
braccd by the exterior buuI G.;,, 0, NJ,
claim containing 20.iCo acres, less ai,sia
conflict with Ga Bible Back ioGe surrey
No. 1908, 100 rlaiILCui. l>.t acre. NJ,
area ciaiIntu ana sought 10 be patented
containing 1861 acres survey No lbs
The location vi this mine is recorded in
the county Recorder's oii.ce vi Cus,s,
county, iuaho, Oh pages 35i AND s..j d
Book "A OF Record of Quartz Minis
Claims. The Nearest known mining e.aii,
are the Fraction lode Un the east. the Old
Bible Back On The south AMI the L nler.
un Oh the west.
All persons holding adverse claims ilele
to are required 10 present the same bsio.,
this office within sixty DAYS ilun the mr..
day Of publication hereof, or they will !,
barred by virtue CT the provisions OF Il,
statute.
1t is hereby ordered that the ;oTsgol.
notice Of application for patent lie puo
lished for period OF sixty Gays ten COR
seculiye weeks IN the kEToHua hkysroyI
weekly newspaper published at keeEu,a
Idaho. w. ii. bkUpHEAD
LEICESTER.
First publication. March is. los5
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1896-03-21
LFGAT..
Inning Application m;
LFGAy.
Q. S. Land OGice n.

U. s. Land Office. Hail.. .
Notice is hereby given ..1ch liz
crstS, "Mooe ,pos!ofiice address !; }Sams /
i.nae. 3 IG pa, Idaho, Fred p = SGS!dh :
! = Ioh na.leS. by their attnrnnll lirs,
ch.ii;. Gnsto whose postofficss e{:n,isn
: r,>i;ca. Iustel county. Idaho otuS2:
ap pf snrfana LOT patent for lsrn uHs ~ ~
Of the aoe ground, as show, 81 lux & Ia
"old Rible B.c,. w
lode mining claim posted -
bearing silver and OTHER V y; on TIE cl,;.
~. IDAHO o and %a'nlns district cuss.. in,
and field notes on fjle =, ~ 4. me otkciai II.
viz: i'O 10 "a foi,..M
Beginning at discove-,
corery s eia aio ana running from ' .. o. III
coSery : ~ a. e 2's feet to ce,,. saidd d.
cry eng line; thence S tse Q " Xen 's nasa.
nvansf no !, whence I. s. Min.ss LHs
ment no bears n SO A, Wps. osa. Aonu
dlstant; thence n $50 Z SIS fe :" sN,s len
NO =; thence s 20 Az is" " 'es s., 70 corb,.
corner NO. thence S 80 s., gsSg tsst "a
corner no ; thence S $50 " aH s ia
corner No 8; thence \ 80 nv !. 6e is.s I,
to corner No 6; thence \ TO ht
ieet to corner No |, the place =, g ~ !;
Inc survey o. exterior bouodsn oeelnnin,
lode mining claim, containin., =. Of nd
No conflicts. Survey ll0. 'HaN scr,
The location of this nina
the County Recorders ofsic : recorded in
county, Idaho, on page 3a Of no o. Custer
Record OF Quartz Mining t Iook a. q
nearest known mining claims ,ra The
ton lode on the nol;h. the are are the Fec.
south. ''s' 'ooe on Ii.
All persons holding adverse c,,;,,
to are required to presen, tke s.a.. tier,.
this office within sixty DAYS ir sa@e before
day OF publication hereof. or ~" ,asr the Az
statute t''''''"ls Of Tia
It is hereby ordered shs, Tho g..
notice OF application for mater, 'Jnsssolrs
iished for period Of sixty daro ~. " lNt.
secutive weeks in the kKTcHnu ~n Con-
q weekly newspaper published a, Ir.,s!oss,
ldaho. W. II. BRODHEAsn;s' un
First nuh,;oo,;o, n. Regia,er
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1896-03-21
Said % H spiritualistA

It 10 q rather singular fact, al
though not generally known, says
the Philadelphia Times, that Edwin
Booth was, and Joseph Jefferson is
confirmed epiritnalist. Jefferson
most frankly tells his most intimate
friends about the spirit of his first
wife, Maggie Lockyer, visiting him
in q material form and sitting upon
his knee. Booth even weit further
than this and insisted that he HIM
self was medium and in that ca
pacity had frequently sat at the
center of spiritualistic circles.
fraudulent mediums" he often
said to a friend, "may fool me, but
I cant fool myself" The first
communication from the other
world he claims to have received,
concerned the death Of his father.
The elder Booth made his last
appearance in New Orleans as Sir
Edward Mortimer in the play Of
1.-THE Iron Chest" He left the
Crescent City for Cincinnati on the
steamboat ]. III. -Chittenden, and
during the trip suddenly died. Ed
win Booth was then in San Fran
cisco. There was no telegraph in
those days, and the postal service
was so slow that it was six weeks
before the news of the great TRACE
dams death reached the Golden
Gate. Yet Edwin Booth claimed
then that at the very hour his father
died he, through his mediumistic
powers, received information Of it..
The engagement of Elk President
Harrison and Mrs. Mary Scott Dim
mick is being handled by some Of
our exchanges in the following ir-
reverent style:
Mrs. Dimmick is a sort of "has
Ben. Tacoma Union.
Your tense is wrong she is a sort
of would have Ben.-Olympian.
We believe she will have Ben
Tekoa Times.
If she wants an ex-president she
musth Ben.-Colfax Gazette.
For all We care she may have Ben.
-Oakesdale Sun.
And the preponderance of evil
dence is to the effect that she has
Ben-there efore.-Plainsman.
It is our opinion that if she must
have Ben, she may have Ben, and
don't see how We can prevent her
from having Ben.-Coeur d'Alene
Press.
Well, now, laying all jokes aside,
we are under the impression that
she should have Ben, and that ends
it; so shut up.