The morning times., 1896-02-23
If Washington Came to Washington

Types Of Fennininify.
illuminate rather ourproperty lexington.
Ever lexington? No Then you something see;
apoteoss dead We believe turning
way afraid that the advanced generation will demand
change of nane for this rising borough"
Yes sir We that petition thy-two
citzea of lexington asking that change the this
executive session on the subject Pray excuse u.s."
you you see the immortal George and the immortal
Tom side side Representatives
1anguageo patriotism has become
described Lodge his story George Washington
He does not understand the magnitude of language applied
the voy of the issues Most of the work he be
performed by the His soul amused than
~, What hat are they doing, Thonlas?"
What are they saying, ThOmas?"
And isn't that something to the country?"
What do you say labor which conquers ali
things is 50 prosituted?"
- what 10 you think of it?".
Nothing am not being interviewed today Excuse
thing2" -
Speaker, rise a question of privilege I understand
that the gentleman from South Carolina has stated that
Mr. Speaker merely said that the gentlemaus
characterized by absolute of truth.
The Speaker: That's different; and BESIDES there
The Gentleman from Connecticut: am satisfied with the
South Carolina to have used unusual language.
The Speaker But he hasn't The House will be in order and
Mr. George Washington To what?
The Speaker To nothing. We about the
l&y routine
What of Martha she too, doing the
seeing sights.
attempts avenue.
when lo!down female scorcher Whz zip! tngaing.
indeed of the nineteenth it's wheels
Martha holy horror the display of calf and gall and
speed But it's before the blush the face the dame
had time COOL Marths feelings expressed
legs my country
should be transformed the engne
your occupations gone would that knew the mother of that
would buzz her awhile the unseemin OF what
But this is the of this generation" said
pausng societies
of female Il begin
whereness of the now from the place that I've been don't
slang for insanity Where the spinning wheel? Where
cnurn? Where the bour frame? Where is the bake
pan? Verify they is
probemt whereness of the compared with the verities
the whichness of the at as it used to be.
NO ladies, thank you have no Thursdays at home
haven't brought daguerreoypes to town with Ny
business the business of the public As I'm plain
blunt have nothing to and please don't that
had nothing because have deal but won't
say it.
'trange isn't it? Every busybodies
dressed like that the shop window down the
street. Coey enough they but what the world the
sewing silk the sleeves of body The skirts
little scant and the red shoes need backng but what
pect from the wherens of the Come George bed
One of the pictures of this page is the climax of
George Washingtonansm practced in modern social
and business affairs We the old hero standing aghast
at the door of his tomb and hear him say "Aas,
that should be charged fee to get into his
grave Alas that they have made merchandise out of
my ghost Alas that
"Imperia1 Caesar, dead and turned to clay
Is only visible to those who pay"
''You are right, said Martha 'I like not this idea
of the dime museum patriotism Tear down that banner.
If there nothing of freedom left in
let not twenty fvecent fee bar the way to its tomb
Good night" said Ephraim "Geod night" said
Hector; and they went away they closed the door
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