New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-19


-(Cnicago Tr.olne
The Minister Of the Interior Of the Argentine Rs
public has issued decree regulating and defining
the occasions on which the national anthem may h
sung. in order 70 avoid abuses which frequently
Unequal Dlstribulon-"Ll seems, remarked incl.
Allen Sparks; that Dr Nsnsen i1i.ei 70 discover
what countless thousand or dogs We could have
spared him from this neis ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Trib-
une.
4 Notwithstanding and insurance company has
been Organized in London For subscription Of
sxpcncc \ week Il undertakes TO clean bicycles 81
the homes of the owners. and in addition to give
the owner an accident-msurance policy
It's Meat.-"Paw." asked Tommy. what is q
bicycle neet2'
meat II ne can look two ways az once" said Mr.
Figg- indianapolis Journal
In Warren. Beaton and Fountain counties Indiana,
II mas become a fad among the farmers 20 put Up
in front of their houses large signs bearing the
words Sixteen ID on Cod STANDARD
stranger may travel for miles AMI tell inc politics
OF every householder along the road
Il is said that certain wef-known portrait paint.
or mas almost great reputation for Joking as
for taking eXceileni kehesses. one eEshnlg ne Wss
speaking OF beautiful young slrl WHO'S. p,. t!1
he had Just finished "iter features arc exqilsitely
moulded. nave heard s&id iady "no 1q seen seen
neither the por rai' nor is 9fig-na| ore
head and eyes" returned the ARTIST; c0nci'r.y,
Handsome
nhanf's" ..lIoutA Ike an elephants" echoed the
iady in dismay What a terrible misfortune 10
you mean that X is 80 enormous anc-WNSt % YOU
mean" only that II is filed with superb iNory"
returned the artist; with his usual gravit!-'ii-ba
4 partrdge was seen recently at -Four Gotes
Tyid England. accompanied by brood % white
leghorn chickens 1t is believed that the partridge
deposited her eggs i'm the nest when leslorn
hen had Just vacated and. the eggs OF the men
Matching before those Of the partridge. this novel
ooc.,rrorce * accounted for
What do You know ABOUT ne woes Of cantl-
cat?" asked the candidate OF the future 81 the can
ddate OF the good old days. IF ever you na1 oeen
compelled to wre.tle with the problem wnetner u
were better spors jeans and whskers to ca,ch ne
farmers or corr e.o,n oTnen anu Won mich have
right to talk about campaigning '-tMl"auhee JONI
nal
THE Washington Star" tells o. free-stlveF meet
ing in Unicoi County Tenn, at which was present
n man named Sands who is postmaster and
storekeepcr in the ''Flagpond" district when the
speeches were finished he called The free-silver ad-
yocates to one side and said: 81 m IN favor or ths
here free silver ef It's goin' 10 be run fair an
square out I'm agin It 81 We people out here N
the mountains amt goin' TO XII none OF H. now,
want an understandin'. All Of the people IN me
Flagpond deestrict will vote for it II rs all right
Now. I'm postmaster out there, and OF course
would be the to give it out. Now. If ii carried
lust how much of that free silver am goin TO git
for each man.?
The Way 1t Was Put presume you gave the
prisoner some occasion to strike YOU. A,,, ~.
.'Why. Your Honor. We were taking ABOUT ,nS
coinage. and he made some statement that called e
me 10 remark that he had been misled ana was
arguing from wrong premises, ana then ne struOA
is that what he said 10 you prisoner
"Yos that is the substance of 1t. Your Honor but
not the language What he said was that didn't
know enough to pound sand in a rat noe and No, was
talking through my hat IKE lacF's. Iu' Oh 'his'es
and bul-nettles Indianapolis Journal
The Milwaukee Journal describes new style OF
coffin which it says has been invented for wealthy
people To all appearances ii IS simply luxurious
couch In mechanical construction it is as nearly
perfect as can he made The sides. the ends and the
corners are fitted with silver hinges 10 drop to per-
psndicular and virtually show the collin turned IN
side out This inside shows couch of exquisite de-
sign and the most perfect workmanship, massive.
substantial and elegant 1t has soft spring bed and
adjustable pillows. and is finished usually In rich
cream colored silk, with heavy silk ball fringe TO
match With the dropping of the sides the fringe
falls to the noor forming the bottom OF the caia-
faloue and when the casket is closed forms rich
drapery where the lining usually is. The perfect ar
rangement of the milliorares coffin permits its use
also with only the ends and side dropped. showing
then a couch with an upright back. When the proper
time comes all necessary is to raise the CONN
sides, clamp them together by simple mechanical
contrivance and place the lid on.
A Trying Postion.-Old Mrs. NJ, who was SER.
ously ill., found herself to be In a trying position
which she defined to friend in these words -
you see. my daughter Harriet IL married to ons
O. these homeypath doctors and my daushter has
to an aliypath. If call in the homeypsth my any
path law an his wife git mad. an II ca, 10
my allypath son-naw my homeypaih son 81, reI
without either O. 'em then they'll both oe maa, ~
| don't but I'd better die outright -'De'i'"