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The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

The gospel.-Preaching In the abstract
is poor business. A man who should
try farming in the abstract would raise
no crops ;and he who can stand before q
congregation of immortal souls and
mouth platitudes and distractions will
enlist few soldiers for the King, will
secure few saints for heaven. The Cos
pei of Christ is plain message to plain
people.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
Pickings From the Intellect Of Little
Plato Smith.

Pickings From the Intellect Of Little
Plato Smith.
Boys has measles, an men has poll.
tics.
I'd rather take bath than wear new
pair of pants t school,
Pa saps lazyness is crime, but ma
builds the kitchen fire.
Boys gets most o. their sickness fore
school calls in tn mornin'
When want pa to say "yss" l get
ma to say ''no.''
It's wicked to work on Sundays; so
folks JUS putter around an do little
jobs.
Ma played whist all one evenin' las
week, an she don't know what trumps
is yet.
Pa says I'm JUS at the smart age; but
1 don't hav no pain-only pimples on M
Ease.
Pa says t. never get excited; but when
our chimney burnt out he scraped lot o.
skin off his legs tryin' t. get on tn roof
'thout ladder.
went t. party t'other night, an
when got home ma asst me what they
had t. eat, an told her didn't know,
cause they didn't play no kissin' games.
Folks don't believe in tn newspapers
they don't want to.-Puck.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
DON'T STOP TOBACCO.

How to Cure Yourself while Using 1t
The tobacco habit grows on man un.
til his nervous system is seriously affected
impairing health, comfort and happiness
To quit suddenly is too severe shock t
the system, as tobacco to an inveterate
user becomes stimulant that his system
continually Graves. "Baco- Curo'' is q
scientific cure for the tobacco habit, in all
its forms, carefully compounded after
the formula Of an eminent Berlin physi-
clan who has used it in his private practice
since 1872, without a failure. 1t it purely
vegetable and guaranteed perfectly harm.
less. You can use all the tobacco you
want while taking ''Baco-C uro.'' 1t will
notify you when to stop. We give q
written guarantee to cure permanently
any case with three boxes, or refund the
money with 10 per cent interest. "Baco-
euro" Is not substitute, but scientific
cure, that cures without the aid of will
power and with no Inconvenience. Il
leaves the system as pure and free from
nicotine as the day you took your first
chew or smoke.
Cured BY Mcclure and Gai.ea Thirty
fsahds'
FROM nunorecs oi testimonials, the
originals OF wnlcn are on ME and open to
inspection, the following is presented:
Clayton, Nevada Co.. Ark, Jan. %, 1895,
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

A Cure For Muscular Rheumatism
Mrs. K. L. Lamson, of Fairmount,
Illinois. says: my sister used Cham.
berlain's Pain Balm for muscular rheu.
matism and it effected complete cure.
keep it in the house at all times and
have always found 1t beneficial for aches
and pains. 1t is the quickest cure fol-
rheumatism muscular pains and lameness
l have ever seen." For sale by w. F.
PINE.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

See the GO miners at work, the double
cage and train cars running and all the
workings of gold mine on exhibition,
from to IL. 2 to and to 10, block
north of p. o, on Second avenue. Ad-
mission 10 cents.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
EDITOR GLOBE-RE

EDITOR GLOBE REPUBLICAN,:
Through the columns of your paper, 1
desire to thank the ladies and friends
who assisted and cOmforted me in caring
for the remains of my sister, Miss Lizzie
Door. Their kind acts and tender SYM
pathy was more keenlY felt and appreci-
ated than l can express, and regret not
being able to have remained in Dodge
long enough to thank them all III PEI son.
MRS. MARY HANDY.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
The venerable statesman.

The venerable statesman, K. w.
Thompson, who was called Ito preside
over the Indiana state Republican con.
vention, in his speechl said: "u.know
Mckinley. l am for him. Il believe
him to be honest and upright; that we
may trust him with the destinies of our
great Nation. With him do not believe
that any power on earth would offer an
insult to this flag that waves above us.
Mckinley means protection to American
labor and American Industry
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

(From Pacific Health JOurnal.)
First, get wife; second be patient
You may have great trials and perplex-
tiles in your business, but do not there.
fore carry to your home cloudy or con.
tracted brow. Your wife may have trials
which, though of less magnitude, may
be hard for her to bear. A kind word, a
tender look, will do wonders in chasing
from her brow all clouds of gloom.
this we would add always keep bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house. 1t is the best and is sure to be
needed sooner or later. Your wife will
then know that you really care for her
and wish to protect her health. For sale
by w. F. PINE.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

There will be a Gospel musical at the
Presbyterian church Saturday night.
Sacred songs. solos, Duets, quartetts, etc.
1t will be interesting and attractive to all.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
Senatorial Convention.
MEADE. KANsAI

MEADE, KANSAS, April II, Io96.
Pursuant to instructions of the Republican
Senatorial Committee OF the 37th Senatorial
District, 1 hereby call . delegate convention
to be held at
Dodge City, Kansas, August m, 1896,
at 2:3O P. n. for the purpose of nominating q
candidate for Senator Of said district.
The basis of representation Is one delegate
at large and one delegate for each 100 votes
or major fraction thereof cast for E. n. Nor
riIl, In 1894. which entities the counties to the
following delegates:
Barber. Clark ..3 Comanche. g
Ford. ...6 Gray. ......3 Harper...9
Howa4 Neade...3 Toeal. .36
Go. W. WIL8Y, Chairman.
w. J. TTTzeSRALD. Secretary.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
Sound Like MiFacleS.

Sound Like Miracles.
We will send free on application large
sheet of Unsolicited Testimonials about
the cures made by Humphreys' Specifics.
Address HUMPHREYS MEDICINE Co., New
York.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

There is hope for the man who doesn't
learn how to stand up.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

We have just received catalogue Of
the State University for the year 1866.
We are pleased to note that in spite Of
the hard times generally prevalent dur
ing the past year there has been a sub
stantial increase, i'm the number of students
enrolled at the University. The total
attendance this year is 995, which in
cludes 500 men and 326 women. The
new building of Physics and Electrical
Engineering was thrown open to the use
of students for the first time last fall.
Various new courses, particularly in ped
agogy have been added to the curriculum.
Taking it all In all, the University is in
a fiourishing condition, and maintains
the high position it holds among educat-
ional institutions.
An analysis of the attendance en-
phasizes the fact tina: the University is q
thoroughly representative institution, the
parentage of tie students being divided
among the various occupations as fol-
lows: Farmers, Al per cent; business
men, 81 per cent; professional men, 16
per cent; clerks, artisans and laborers. 8
per cent. 1t is also an interesting fact
that nearly one.half, as per cent? of the
entire body Of students are self-supp0rt-
ing. The last catalogue will be sent, and
all inquiries concerning higher education
answered, on application to Chancellor
F. H. SNOW.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
See our clubbing offers. Two news
papers at almost the price of one.

Many procession that is marching
straight toward the pit, is headed by a
moderate drinker.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

The lesson we learn in the school of
experience cost the most, but they are
remembered the longest.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

Skeptics may tear the Bible to pieces.
but they can make no reply to consis-
tent Christian life.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

Ask your merchant for the Dodge City
broom.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
1UCKLEx,s ARNlCA aALYE.

TIE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe-
verSores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Pile, OF no pay re-
quired. y e gnannteed 70 give perfect
satisfaction OF money refunded. Price
= Ct pr box. For sale by ". r Pine.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
THE GLOBE REPUBLICAN.
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.

Rainfall Tuesday night .OS of an inch
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
COUN RY

Comprising the finest farming and fruit
country In Southwest Missouri and North
west Arkansas; peach, strawberry and
cotton lands in central and Southern Ar.
kansas; and rice, sugar cane, orange and
semi-trOpical fruit lands in Southern Lou
isiana and Texas. The road penetrates
waists forests and rich mineral fields and
opens up to settlement millions of acres
Of wild and Government lands in coun.
try possessing mild, healthy climate,
pure springs and running streams, and
which is free from droughts, billiards.,
severe winters, and where a great variety
Of crops can be grown. An eight page
paper, illustrated pamphlets, giving val
liable information to homeseekers and
investors will be mailed free by address,
ing F. A. HORNBECK,
Land Commissioner,
7th and Wyandotte SITS,
KANSAS CRY, Mo.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
Children Cry for Pitch.
er's Cast0ria,
Advertised Letter List.

Advertised Letter List.
The following letters remain unclaim-
ed for week ending May Is, 1896.
and unless called for within thirty days,
will be sent to dead letter Office. Per-
sons calling for these letters will please
say, Advertised" and give date Of
this notice:
Carey, Mrs. Eta Conway Miss Cora
Gale, G. w. Gebhurt. VIII.
Gilbert, NJ Nelson, Chas.
Snedaker, G.. F.
D. SWINEHART, p. n.
Fer Cripple Creek VIA Colorado
Syringe.
The Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific
Railway makes better time than any other
line. For full particulars address
JOIN SEBASTIAN, G. 2. A., Chicago.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14
m lEvf

Kansas City, Pittsburg & Gulf Railroad,
now building on an air line from Kansas
City to Port Arthur, the new Deepwater,
Gulf Coast City. This road has opened
up 800 miles of new
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-14

Great many people are looking for
homes. Remember, that the south is at
tracing more people than any other
country; because it Is rich and inviting
field, both for the poor and rich, as it
offers homes to the homeless and safe
and profitable investments to the capital
list. Nowhere are there more opportuni-
ties than along the
The evening times., 1896-08-22
sL1PsHoD LEGISLATION.

The American Bar Association ha under
taken the task 10 prevent ''the enacting Of
hasty and slipshod Legislation in general
and special laws If for the next ten years
the association were to accomplish Moth
ing else than such a reform. 1T w ould still
have earned the right 10 the everlasting
gratitude of the Pc upic. More harm is done
by hasty Legislation. even when it has a
proper purpose, than by absolutely vicions
laws. Hardly session OF Congress, or of
State Legislature, passes but that evil
deuce of this fact is furnished by the law
makers. 1t Is not necessary To specify in
stances. but the assertion will not he dis
puted that the Dist rict has suffered in more
than one way, directly and indirectly,
from iil-advised and ilI-digested legisla-
tion. Instances are on record. OF course,
of laws which were GesigDcdly weakened
by ins!dious methods of velal legislators,
but that such should he possible. that such
ton OF trained lawyers. shows that care
iessness is one Of the chief sins of the
legislatures, both State ard national.
There ma y be mecha anicalprocesses where
by the framework OF laws can be made
stronger, and the filling in of the details
performed with greater care No doubt the
committee of the Bar Association to whom
this question was referred for Investigation
and report will endeavor to devise some
machinery by mesns OF which the forms
of laws can and will be made more PER-
feet. But the chicfcst need in tie case
is the moral education of our lawmakers,
the impression to be made upon their
minds and Consciences that each and every
one of them is individually responsible.
for the enactment ot ''hasty and slipsLod
legislation" They have not done their
duty to their constituents nor to the coun-
try, nor have they fulfilled the obligations
oftheir oath Of office, If they unquestioning-
ly accept the CONCLUSIONS of a coirmittc and
do not personally scrutiniZe every meas
ure brought before them to the end that
they may judge if it is in proper shape
and condition.
Let no one ina gine that the Bar Assoeia-
ton has attempted an easy undertaking
for if it hopes to succeed it will have 10
labor long, patiently, earnestly and Fer
severingly Abuses that rest upon careless
methods are the most difficult To eradicate,
and it is against such that the associa
ton will have to contend.
The evening times., 1896-08-22
BAZIN'S NEW SHIP.

II the latest experiment / n marine archi-
lecture should prove to be a success. the
popular song will have TO be changed to
Rolling, rolling. over the deep blue sea-
for sailing will become a lost art. The
meaning OF all this is that Bazin's curious
craft, which does not cut through, but rolls
over, the water, has Just been launched on
the Seine and i S on its way to London. The
inventor claims hat his boat will make from
fifty to sixty miles an hour. and that, al
though it Is roller, it is going to be more
steady-going than the largest ocean grey
hound arloat. So far as the strange con-
trivance as been experimental with, ithas
justified all the claims made for it by NJ.
Bazin.
If trials on a larger scale further demon
strate these claims TO be well founded, q
revolution will be wrought in all marine
transportation. The time of passage will be
materially curtailed, consumption OF coal
Immensely Iessened, and the expense of
transporting passengers and freight great
ly reduced. NJ. Bazin calculates that the
large steamer which he has designed will
make the trip from Havre TO New York,
which now consumes not less than six
days, in four, and possibly even less.
When it is considered that the fastest steam
ers now do not average over twenty-t wo
miles an hour, it would seem that the
French inventor may possibly underestimate
tue speed capacity of his boat. The trip If
his craft across the English Channel and
up to London viii be watched with great
interest
The evening times., 1896-08-22
FATE OF CEN. JOE WHEELER
Continued from First PageJ

ments and the other perqu!sitss OF the gov
ernment, Whenthe Secretary of Agriculture
discontinued the distribution of seeds, ths
general purchased 10000 packages at his
own expense and sent them to his electors
DEFEATED BY SEEDS.
But his activity in this respect met with
the usual reward. Despite every effort on
his part TO secure continuance of political
life, the Democrats OF the Eighth Alabama
district considered a change advisable and
determined to retire the general, although
It'll a certainty that, whiiet they may FIND u
man more useful, they viii never discover
one more active.
Garden seeds did the work The migrate
fal constituents declared that large por-
ton of what they received free of expense
was worthless and possessed no germinat-
ing qualities The blame was, of course,
charged up 10 Gen. Wheeler and not to tie
Department of Agriculture.
Gen. Wheeler is always pointed out to
visitors in the House galleries as the great
cavalry leader and raider of the Confed-
crate army, and il is fast that nothing
superfluouS can be said in that respect
Graduating from West Point as a second
lieutenant he rose to be a lieutenant gem
eral in the Confcderat earmy and succeeded
Gen Stuart senior cavalry general
In war as in peace Gen. Wheeler was the
essence Of activity. He was accustomed to
inceSsant marching and daily fighting.
After covering the Confederate retreat at
Shiloh he continually harassed Gen. Rose
| Grams flank as headvanced to Chattanooga,
and commanded the cavalry at Chicka-
mauga
After that battle he raided Rosecrans'
line of communications. destroying twelve
hundred wagons and stores. damaging na-
tIonal property to the value of So ,0O0. 900.
He opposed every movement of Sherman's
advance to Atlanta, engaging in battle
daily.
He spent an entire month in burning
bridges in the rear of Sherman, and de-
stroyed j vast amount Of property. After
the fall OF Atlanta Wheeler got in front OF
| Sherman and fought him to the sea. He
| tried 10 save Savannah. and for the defense
| OF Aiken received the thanks of the South
| Carolina legislature.
| For the past seven years Gen. Wheeler
| has been regent of the Smithsonian Insti-
| tuition. and has devoted much attention to
the duties of this position.
The evening times., 1896-08-22
Observation-Disclosures
Distinguished Gathering on Board the
Big Vessel.


Big Vessel.
The United States cruiser Brooklyn left
Cramps shipyard at 8 a. IN. today for her
Official trial trip off the Massachusetts
coast
Those who are on bard the vessel, in
addition to other guests who will join the
Brooklyn's party in Roston, are Included
In the following list: Members of Of
ricial trial board Commander Charles H.
Davis, Naval, Constructor Jotn +. H ms
COM, Chief Engineer j Ohm ID. Ford
United states navy inspectors stationed
at Cramps shipyard-Navai Constructor J.
II. Linnarti, Assistant Naval Constructor H
l.. Ferguson, Passed Assistant Engineer E.
I. warburton. Slaeut. James G. Doyle and
Lieut. Lucien nynue.
Guests ComEso lore George W, Melville,
U. s. n, engipeer-ip-chief OF the bureau Of
steam engineering. Navy Department: At
torney 0euersri .Iudson harmon. Congress
men H. C, .L9u&Asiaser and George Hires,
of New Jersey congressman Francis H.
Wilson, OF Brookt5n, N. T.; CaptsH. p.,Bo-
run, U. s A; Capt. Colby NJ; Chester, U. S.
NJ; Col. Francis sGarkin, jr.: william Red
wood Wright; ~ a. DoyIe collector of.in-
ternal revenue, f4aadelphia; Thomas T. Nc
Kean, W. W. Gib6 Mr. Serrill, Commander
N. Myaoka, Capf. sakurai and Lient.- Ia
kakuro, imperial Japanese navy; Wilbur K.
Matthews, Ricigafd Peters, Jr., and Francis
l.. Cr3mp. ssl
The cruiser was ,nolsiIy greeted by pass
ing craft and 9pY whistles ashore as she
passed down Kebelaware River.
The evening times., 1896-08-22
HOW IT Will, 60

The po-ettai-h -htIcdl uIach hine On the sil-
yer sciieune. with the BIiai and goX pOpuli
stops pulled out
ALrir was d young uiau uamed Bryan,
nau scneine ne WAS bent upon try Iu
but the people were suspicious
1hat Ine scaeme was pernicious,
Ana arcur,-ldsiy sdt GU youug Bryan
,tse uIu tne song aud 0auce.l
There was also an old man named Stewart.
says he, Inere "a cnance uy TINS ue W art
10 double my mouey."
but uun Try 10 De funny
says tne psop.e 10 tne oiu mine owner
Stewart.
Tie was the main guyl
There was another old man named Jones.
says he, Il reei ii my bones
Unitss The pttupie We eau Iool,
Inercs an euu 10 our RUE,
Alu uo HtUIe lap FOR ARKANSAS Jones :
tie Was tne Chief bottle washerl
There was a big dollar" of silver
whose value Was considerably uII, for
NO one would Us eit, II tney could reiuse it.
For fear they wouidlose 1T,
This deprecated uoiiar" of silver
land no wondef.)
There was also q dollar of guild
says he, You know me OF old:
nolu last by me, and be happy aud free
As u bird in trce,
And uever get leIt' in the cold"
uiight you are, 60 up bead.J
There was a poor, hard working clerk,
Accustomed TO write until dark;
says he, "1nis coinage SO free
Is no good To me- See?
Not muvn, Ior this hard working clerk" "
lHe didn't own any silver mine)
There was poor iaboriDg man
Went to hear the big Yak OF Bryan,
But all he could learn
Was, they would halve what ] earnl
So don't think I'll vote for that plan."
tHe was the flat" they were aIter).
There was poor farmer, so poor;
The same one we've heard OF before:
Says he, IF give 'em my vote,
They'll soon have my note,
And then they will show me the door"
IN. B. Note payable in gold.
Oh Bryan Stewart. Jones& Co.,
They all do love the poor farmer" SO,
Till they get his vote,
Ana aftPrward his norc,
And then the poor farmer tel may 20.
Tie was onto the scheme).
But the clerk, the farmer and the laboring
viii all vote together and vote down the
plan
OF Bryan. Stewart. Jones & Co.
To make their fifty-cent dollar 20,
And Bryan will he chaiked up Also ran.
tThe whiehhe edid-fiftyceDts' WORTH.
The evening times., 1896-08-22
Reliable Shoe Houses

country upon a basis OF silver Inonometal-
iism, coupled with sae opin.oI rnat 1t wo0id
PROBABLY tnlark the quaiiu, 4ionb result an
! compelling an International agreement,
the prospective loss ny EagIaDu OF u GER
tain portion OF her n,onetary interests in
tiiis country being the eiuo Dy wnicn sne
could be driven into acQuiescing.
Are We compelled, by the constituencies
greed OF a few mine owners, TO Dear the
Durden or dubious financial tonnict?
NINE OWNERS BONANZA.
1t does no, need the ADMISSION OF Mr..
Bryan Inat the lrst RESULT VI suca legisId-
t.on wouId lie a panic, nor Will ms entiiu-
sasuc asseruuns ,lspei the impression
tnat the last result would be Sui worse
panic. .@ss. -
Viewing the question from every point
the only ieai, taLgiDie result when can
ngure Out as an absolute certainty is That
lee coinage oI silver wouiu lie a real good
thing u rat, JuIcy. exuberant goou tnmg;
/ b for them To iCr anybody eise's good
thing, ior the owIers oil silver mines. but
this uoes not seein 10 impose upon NE any
binding obigatiun 10 push the .-gooa iiing.
along and help them To II with my voice aud
vote, nor to act the part or the monkey to
pull their chestnuJs Irotn the lire; neither
canI see how the Democratic party, winch
has always ciaimeu 10 lie squaiely against
Class Legislation and prolecLIO,i, per se. can
indorse Il proposition Involving tie rankest
class legislation ana the most extraS u CANT
protection, except tnat 1t is something with
wnicn tney has e not aireauy iUoleu tue pco-
pie and been found out.
1dn sec w.ieTc the mine owners cone
IN, and can appreciate the true inwardness
OF tneir shibDOetn; Can also Understand
why numerous blatant biatherskitcs " ho are
''on the make" stand in with them. but
Cannot see wnere the wage-earner, WHO has
nothing but hard work ahead: who owns no
silver mines, and has no expectation OF po-
liucalpfeferinent, is t0derN eany auy antage
from this act OF "deluslou ana folly.'
BONE OR SHADOW
Divesting the question OF all sophistical
andextraneous trimmings. Designer only 10
confuse and conplicate Is denomination.
II appears that toLh Iarties ATE III iavur of
Dimetalllsrn. including the Tree coinage Of
silver, one upon the condition that il sslll
lie reached III such a way as TO make silly er
OF equal value with gold anywhere IN the
markets OF the world. without disturbing
trade, exciting distrustor causing any one
the loss of penny. and The other in favor
or the free coinage OF silver anyhow. be
the result nionornetailisni. panic. prostra-
lion and blue rum. offering eniy pos
sbility that these conditions may be es
capped or survived. 5000
We are III the condition OF the dog in the
fable: At present we have the bone, such
IS IL is, which has at least kept US alive
SO far, with an occasional enjoyable taste,
and We are shown magnifed reflection
OF Chimercal bone in Il silver stream.
Shall we drop the substance and grasp at
the shadow?
ills Letween two conditions. not theories,
that the voter must make his chGcc. and it
should not lie hard to choose.
''s"."s'+ W. H KEENE.