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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

2(6ermal3 mer0cn perbecreuoe
g8ir6elIhlrme ans &cntudy mO &anz
las acmcloct, bel iuelc6en cine grUBe
,3n6l upn McnI0cuIcbcn ST @rult0e
aeannaCn lit.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

I'm ein ldu8It oeiiibftes 8e6iirfnjB
5u bciric6igcu, iuir0, iuic mir gDreu,
binncll Sur5em Gin ncucr bcutidcr
&erein 9cgriin0et iucrOcn, Der iic3
r&rafeDlia" nennen miro. IS lOItcn
l6un 5nblreidc 2lnmcl0unacn ctnAc
laufet lcin.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

&pIen, 9telfen unO StieInilttcrz
0en (pansies) lopie cine prncDt~
uoUe 9(usipabl 4reibBnus uno Gar
tenpilon5cn, Iebr biaig bel
0enrp @rnlt,
gSalr riuetun, Wtu.
Bouquets uno 8lumenltiicfe iuer=
Ben ouf oas @ei4maofuoIIite ber9ez
ltetlt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22
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55ul8enoe Ge6uungen tuur0en 9ez
priift uno sur 3abluna angeluieien:
SUI. 6einlein, Sblau6mnnn S so
Graf SrOS., 9runnrbeit 3.75
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

is. Stpue nett Of Dat bc De lcItc
@uperuDr BON Ntiiiuuri is. 9lGeS
eeit iuie ct be &epublifaner iuiiuIdJen
f0nnt. g II III III c [.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

- Sn Granflin GDun>; bcgina
9t0nm &iebmnnn, ein Gefau1tcr 6ar-
mer, 40 SaDrc aft, SeIitmOr0, nnge6<
li0 neil er upn cinem tUllcu 0ul0c
gebihen uOr0en iunr lmO bc'iir0tcte
Der 2DIlluutb 81 DcrTnuen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

Us lubnt lib, 5uub's Sarsapariua
gu brauden. Seireiuem Slut broucht
fe'ne Sln9lt baben uur Grippe, Gum.
enentSunOuu8en, 9ip6teritis pber
Sieber.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22
0Mt fi.r SSenetmsauta.

s5aIt Seoermauu Himmt eiue abfatreuSe 9Te6i5in
I'M bas spa.m gu retuiscn, nnO ent baoSi sEte Ser
oauuus unb 5rcibeit Ma9er ihperNcu Su srlau'
gen. 8as bette D'iitel oieieu 3ipcd 0u erreidlcn
ift simmous 2sbsr 8sgulatur. g9uun bic Sober
b6tis uuo 9cuuo ift.luOet mau iid re pOn9RalOria,
YIlioitdt. uureroonitdfet trantru 9opfipcb MH6
9eritupfuns; uuo bon ienem uus9smerseIteu unh
iGpodb,u @sfhht. 99edt Cure 2eber ouf burb ben
9ebrau6 bon 5immouS 2rber Regulator uuo Sbr
perbet BON bieisu uebslu befreit stts ein sbtRDr-
mtttsI tuirtt Stmmuus seber Jte9uIatur teiier uta
9ifsn. Gs nirtt Ieitt abfi6reuo nn6 erfriIdenb.
gu srbaItn FIiii9 dOn oOrbcrettsD otcr 0ls uIper.
10 au nebmsn ooer en Sbee barous MAIDEN vie es oe-
p66uItb eetbau pirb inter benz osntiben @OIf.
G- Seoes Ea6et bat oem rotbem Z=Stcrs-
pei aut Sem umiGIae.
j. LII. ZEILIN & CO.,
RhSladelrhia. Ia
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

9OOo's Rillen iiuO bon 6en aus
eelugteiten $flan5en iorgfdltieit gu.
bereitet. 25c.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22
9(uSeaben

2luSSuUcl Ut 20
Sele6loneu, oaB bent Gpnititu tipns=
Gontite ciu ipeiterer Mpnnt ,3eit ee=
9ebeu miro uno tpurben nod Die Ser
rem 9tug. Saer, 5p. Sc9ucb ul0 6.
s. 3ippitcin bentielben beigefiigt.
Sci6lolien, baB Der Ate Suli 8eIeiz
crt mer0en lUa uno fuurbeu Die oerrn
9tue. 2Spblt, 9lug. Sietel uno S}u9n
Hcif ais Gnntitc ernannt nm ein ErD=
grant 5ll entuerfen uno in Der nadz
item SerIammlung 5u beribten.
9err Subn S9tuar5 tpuroe ais af=
tines Witglicb nufsenummen.
6err SUI. Bauer rei9te feline
9ieiienatiun ais Mitelieo ein, ipcl6e
angenOnnlen iuuroe.
0ierauf Sertn9ung,
> ug D & rDpp, Gbas. > an Ell,
@npt. Setr.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

9Scnu ntan gu iraeno elmer 3eit int
6riibling, Summer, Serblt Ober g8iuz
ter erniioet fiib(t unb feinen 9(ppetit
Gat, lit es elm iideres 3ei6en, baB
Die Safe auBer Or6nune lit. N1an
miro Itets bur9 ben @ebrau1 ppu
0r. 9(uguIt &1nie' 6anbureer Sropz
fen oe1eilt tueroen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

2tul6 Ou3 lluluCtter ont 0icnstag
bat uicocumt III Mti>lpllri uuo SQi.
npi5 uie(crurtS So0uoeu ongeribtet.
lSn &oWc Gcrtc, 9to., i0lu9 Der
&GB III 0us NuuS uuu @. q. 8u0p,
ciu II. Iubr in 0u&Sctt uun 1Sruu 3uop,
c& in Stau0 iebcu6. Sic 6rou Ielbit
oQgcQcn uurbe uunt Slib uic9t eetruf=
len uu0 cutfum ltnuerlebt. 9o5 Sc
G0u6c urr0c itnrf bcIdd0iQt. G6
mur0cu uuD III 8Uunc Scrre 5mei
Eicr6c oUnt Glit cri6laQen. SSn &C.
outin, Idlug c5 in SgOna8 g8anunS
0uu3 Ciu 55rau g8nion tpur=
DC uDu bcnt clcftriI0en S6lng
am 6uGc Derlebt Sn 28iniielG, WtU, =,
IuGr Der Nlib in bn3 &9nu5 BON Solepb
=. SWtbcn0 un0 bctQubte i'm iDiuic
Die nl0crcn Ntitglic0cr Ieiner 1nnli-
lic. GCt00tct iUur0e 9iiemanO. eSn
0urriIunOille, WtD., bat oct Sturm
lluin0 Sdumc ungeWebt, audi fubr
Cit StiBItrnDl III einen Charles Gntpr
igCDUrigcn StnQ. Der Stnll un0 Die
0nrin nuIgeItnpcltcn &Urr1tbe Der
brulntGn. ISn OnrrilDnuillc un0 llm
0cBcnO iil0 cine aon5c 9ll15abl GG1el
uuQcilUbCn lpDr0Cu. oSn SC0nltu, WtD
Iiclcn am 9tnDmittog bC6 10, 0s
Nus. 5lUiI0en uno ) ll0r 3U(
9c8cn. Sulnie uu0 Sele9rop6enpiul
ten lUurocn pDm Sturme un1oc
UcDt. GSn 2SiuoIpr, Gfp., iuuro(
Der @lpfclttDurnt Der Sput6ern Wte.
! tDp0ilt Gbur0 unt9ciucbt uuo nebre.
&c GeriUltcu iuur0cn ner(ebt. 9(usSt
! Sulcp9, Ntu,, tuir0 gemel0et, oaf
0a3 bcnd0barte GanO uielerurts TIT
tcr 2Salicr ltegt, 10 bel Sarftu, Sioe
| luU, WtounO Gttg etc. SSn 9ruiunino
| WiD., iteBen bunoerte .ppn 9(ferl
| Uiai8 lt!Itcr 99aiicr un0 MAI; befiirdl
tet 9rUBen S0a0en. 9as Sieb iuirt
nacJ crbDbten Punften eebrncgt, 81
eiu ipeiteres Steigen Der S(utben be
fiir9tet miro. Sn Ser 92dbe pon Sc
nonta, Wfp., IeG8 @1eilen BON @pl.
Den GitD, lit cine mebrere bunoer
6nB lnnge @eleiSItrede pee9e
Idiuemntt tuDr0en. Der GiIenbabn
Ucrfebr lit eeitDrt unb nIle 3ige bu
ben le68 bis nCbt Stunben SerIpat
luNg, Sci SScbb @itp, Ntu., Iino POO
8mB @eleiie tueaaeiuolhen tpprbeu
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

Die uuuntllrlidJe oibe i'll Der crlten
0dlItc bc3 Wtat bat fttr6tbare @'e=
lujttcritlirme un0 Cyclones au38ebrilz
tct, Die III ben lcbten Sn9en nit oerz
bccren0cr 0eunlt iiber bic Grairiez
Itaaten &unlus, g2Cbrn6fn Seras un0
0u3 GSu0iauer=Sel el titOrium 5Ogen, Ell
nc brcitc Sturm6aJn uoG3erit0rung,
IU0, un0 SCr0cr6en 5urlt6laien0.
Mc6r ais eiit gal6e3 Guteno Srt=
I0nIteil !unr0clt gang p0er tbeillpeile
5crIt0rt. 9ic Nu6ri6ten treffen mn
lanaInm ein, fpeil Die neilten Sele=
Qrnpbenleitungen 5erItDrt lin0. Se0e
lueitere cittreIfenOe 9ta9ri9t laBt
0n5 Slid Der 3crItDrullg I6recf.i6er
erI0cincu ulo uerlan3ert nod Die
lunQe Xu0ten(lIte. 2l1i Der &nmmee-
&GlcrUutipn III 9!ebrn &fa fnnten iiber
10 Subinner int GpclDne INT. Wtit
ID(,3cr m6rbcrii0er @ennlt uno
YlUbiidteit brdb Der GUclun Deretn
ooB uiefe Mtcnl6en ui6t mebr bic
noDcoclc0euen 9Dc(Dntel(er: :erreic]=
Ell fountcu ulo burc1 bic @eipolt 0es
Siurmc5 hinme9 9eriiieu iuur0en.
lJn WiiNOlIri un0 S0inoi5 mar eben=
fnu8 Der Shobcn, Den Ghtrm unb
g&ulfcutriicbe ougeric0tet bo6en Elm
QroEcr; 3umal bic Sbltcrrtc luurOe
lrylUcrbtll00oiQt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22
il)66sntliber Marhtberibt.
..6etreioe, 21Iebl, uiw.
HERMANN STAR MILLS.

prooufte.
@prrigirt BON
JOHN FL. HELMERS, @rucer.
Die nnseeebenen Greiie ueroen uon
ben Sdnblern (nteiltenS I'M SauIde)
besah(t.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

9tnc6oem Der republitanil6e
Stontstonuent opn Wihuuri li1 nibt
nur fiir Mcainlep uno in linn fiir ben
mirtIamen SDub Der einbeimil6en
SuQultrie un0 9trbeit, iunoern ltb
9feicD5eitig audi ee9en Die Silberfrei=
prG8un9 erttGrt 6at fanu es ais lid)z
ct betra6tet iueroet, ,oaB Der 9enannte
Stuat ii Der 0iesmoligen gtatiDnalz
luoBl repu6titauiIb r9eben" fpiro.
9a5u iuer0eu unnentltd9 audi Die
5oDlreicgeu 0eutiben Sttmmgebef
bcitra0en, iuelde CT auiSuiueilen bat
ltu0 Die nlle, 9an5 ciuerlei ob lie Der
rcpu5lifauii9eu uoer 0er Oentpfratiz
i0cn&nrtei ngcbDren fait allSnabrns.
lbs Iiir einen uerniinftigen uno iuirtz
Inmcn Sc9ub Der ein9einilcben Sit
ou.ric uno 9trbeit IDruic fitr 9uteS,
up(ciucrtbiges @elo unO gegen
0en pcrocr6li6cn Sil6eri1pin0el
iiu0.-Gincinunt; 6rcie &rehe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

Der SaGtimDrer r0eutl6e &Orrc=
ipunbeut" bi6tet BEN 0ieSjabrigen
0l,nnnc,,n,n,tntM Hr,. 1cGn,, ,htnf,,. Il,
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1896-05-22

Sauft eure feinen Spnnta9sl6ube
elrre 9Serfta9si6ube Doer irgenO an
Oere Sd,tYe, Die beiten Die oemadt
iuerbeu bel 8ruopt'S
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-02-21

Frank Murphy, convicted in the
District Court of smuggling opium
has appealed his case to the Circuit
Court.
Paul Neumann, through his at.
torney, Charles Creighton, ha:
brought suit against Harry S
Richard for $3.50 for attorNys fee:
and expenses in case tiled in
Hilo in 1899.
The exceptions to the verdict
rendered against Emma DeFries
in her action against executors Of
the estate of the late DR.. Trousseau
have been allowed by Judge Perry
The case has been appealed to the
Supreme Court.
The case of J. w. Mcdonald Ell
al. VS.. Club Stables Co. was argued
before the Supreme Court yester-
day. W. r. Castle sat in the place
of W. A. Whiting, disqualified.
The trial of Walsh for causing
the death of a native in a railroad
accident at Wailuku was on trial
yesterday.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-02-21

and if the gladiators are few, there
still remains the Tribune to whoop
this up
That North Kona, or Hamakua,
Kohala, the two Konas, Kau, Puma
with its mass of voters, that the
mass of the voters of this district
should desire to express some voice
in the disposition of questions
affecting the body polite, is an inn
pudent assumption of arrogance
which the Conservative Club must
resent. We, the forty members of
our club, are the people. The
Conservative Club and its organ,
the Tribune, represent the Large
and varied interests" The faithful
are expected to bend the knee in
reverence before it, and those who
are wise in their generation will
not fail to secure for themselves
advantages which can only be &C
quired by utilization with an organ
ization having such an exclusive
possession of all the cardinal vir-
tues and talents.
Approaching the existence of SO
strong an annexation sentiment
among the members of the Con-
sentative Club, we may look for
ward to the first issue of the Trib-
une under the new policy of
unequivocal declarations, subscrib-
ing fealty to that cause.
But what evokes most joyful APP
prevail, is the summary disposition
to be made of A. B. l.. The fiat
has just gone forth. No more will
the fiend and notorious A. B. l.. be
permitted through the columns of
the Tribune, to force show of
hands or sling ink at hated foe.
With one fell swoop are now re-
moved the means which enabled
him to capture the palladium of
the enemy and thus snatch victory
from defeat, as in the late Senator
ial election. Pau, now are his
hopes of winning fame and immor-
tality under the protecting aegis
of the Tribune's stockholds. 1t
was A. B. l.. est delendum, and
now does he sit in darkened cham
Der, wrestling with the bitter
thought that for such as dare to
contend for the rights of the people
against the divine right that doth
hedge in the ego of domineering
veugence there is the swift and
awful retribution of boycott, that
hereafter there will use no tinto-
rette or velesques kailbock to
paint on gorgeous covers the his
torio scenes attending these great
victories over Conservative Club
methods, at three different cleo
tions, or if that fine effect of A.
B. l.. leading his cohorts of the
horny listed sons of toll, the great
unwashed, in review past the hotel
de Vierra to the admiring gaze and
pleasure of the genii of the Conser-
vative Club.
And so with confusion to the en-
emies of the club, hurrah for the
clubs new organ the resuscitated
Tribune. PUCK.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-02-21

Simon s Hartman, of Tunnelton,
West Va, has been su jet to attacks
of collie about Ouce a year, aud would
have to call doctor and then suffer
for about twelve hour- as much VS.
some do when they die He was tax
Ell recently just the same a. at other
times, and concluded to try Cham oer-
lain's Collie, Cholera aud Diarrhoea
Remedy. He says: 81 took one dose
of it and it gave me relief in five
minutes. That is more than any
thing else has ever done for me. !"
For sale by all druggists and dealers.
BENSON, SMITH & Co., agents for HI.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-02-21
COURT REPORT.
Inventory Filed Paul Neumann
Sues a Client.

6. NJ. Damon has filed an inven-
tory of the real property in the
estate OF James NJ. Austin, deceas-
ed. Ii comprises lots in and out
of the city, the total value being
placed at s34,S0O. This, however.
does not include the property on
Fort street occupied by Levers &
Cooke and the Safe Deposit COM
pany or that on King street oc-
cupied by the Metropolitan Meat
Co. This together with $500 Ha-
waiian Government bonds and 500
shares Hawaiian Agricultural
stock am mentioned in the inven-
tory but the values were not ex-
tended.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-02-21
MATE TRIM RETIRES.

A Little Difference With an En-
ployee of Irwin & Co. the Cause.
Mate Trim has gone to seek an,
other job. He became angry be.
cause he could not run the ship w
F. Babcock and told the captain
he was going to leave. The master
of the vessel took him at his word
and the matter was settled i'm
mediately.
Yesterday morning Mr.. Fred
Whitney of w. G.. Irwin & Co.,
asked the mate to have a line re-
moved from the vicinity of the
foreward portfolio of the w. F.
Babcock, in order that men might
be set to work loading sugar into
her from the Oceanic wharf, along
side of which the Babcock had
hauled.
The mate said he would do moth
ing of the kind. Mr.. Whitney sent
native to speak to the captain
about the matter, but the messen-
ger was ordered off the vessel by
the mate. At this the men engag-
ed in loading sugar on the Babcock
were called from their work.
The captain soon came down and
after some talk, the line was remov-
ed and the men set to work.
Then the mate got his little
bundle and said he was going to
depart.
The sailors of the Babcock are
all very much elated over the de-
parture of the mate and hope he
will remember with pleasure the
lovely times they have had to-
gether.
C. A. Bailey, who was a boat
boy for quite a while, has been
made second mate of the Babcock
and stands a good chance of being
made first. Mr.. Bailey is well
liked by all the boys along the
water front and is square in all his
dealings with men.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-02-21
independence Pavilion Crowded
Last Night.
NEW WOMAN REIGNS SUPREME
Young l.adies-About One Hum
dred Society Buds-Beautiful Dec
orations-An Elaborate supper.

The artistic Is always most
pleasing addition to a function of
any kind. With this in mind, the
ladies in charge of the leap-year
dance at Independence Park pa
vilion set to work early yesterday
morning to transform the dancing
hall into bower of beauty. That
they succeeded in what they set
out to do was amply proven by the
decorations at Independence Park
pavilion last night, where large
number OF people, both from Homo
lulu and the States, gathered to-
gether for a pleasant evening, as
well as by the most complimentary
expressions heard on all sides.
The fault of too profuse decOra
tions was steadily avoided by the
ladies in their work.
At the foot of each one of the
pillars supporting the pavilion and
set so as to be out of the way OF
the dancers We're potted ferns and
palms, while encircling the pillars
themselves we're wreaths OF various
greens and palm-leaves. Flags
were draped and hung here and
there in pleasing style. The band
stand, from which the Hawaiian
Club dispensed sweet music for the
dancing was decorated with flags
and palms in conformity to the re-
mainder of the hall. On either side
OF the main entrance and the prin-
ciple outlets TO the exterior OF the
floor, as we'll as the entrances to
the dressing-rooms, were set pots of
very large ferns. Flags again
formed appropriate curtains for
these places. Refreshment tables
were set outside the ratings on
both the mauka and makai sides
toward Makiki.
Every feature of the evenings
pleasant event was thoroughly en-
joyed. Dancing, of course, was the
main feature. Everything was SIM
liar to ordinary occasions of the
kind with the exception that the
men did not feel quite as indepen-
dent. Giving to the ladies the
choice of selecting dances was some
thing trying on the masculine
mind.
At late hour supper was served,
this part being as much enjoyed as
the preceding. The refreshments
were the contributions of the ladies
on the committee, together with
other lady friends.
To the following ladies is tender
ed vote of thanks by all those
present for the most enjoyable
function of last night: Mrs. 7. R.
Walker, Mrs. F. w. Macfarlane,
Mrs. Wilder, Mrs. J. H. Soper, |
Mrs. c. L. Wight, Mrs. A. Fuller,
Mrs. Creighton and Mrs. I. J. King. |
approximately there were three
hundred ladies and gentlemen on
the dancing floor. United States
Minister Willis and wife, Brigadier
General R. H. Warfield, Lieutenant
Kassak, Surgeon Nunn and wife,
Lieutenant Treat and wife, Lieu
tenant Newcombe and wife, Min
lister and Mrs. S. NJ. Damon were
among those present.
The decorations, done entirely |
by the ladies, and the supper, pre-
pared under their direction, were
worthy special mention.
Some of the young men present
were introduced to society for the
first time, and their first season
was begun with gusto that will
be remembered for years to
come. 1t was the opinion OF some
of the men present, those who have
been out for the past four seasons,
that the buds got along real well.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-02-22

Enough conGistent, trustworthy testi.
mony, always of the highest character,
Is day In every ones possession to
convince any doub.er Qf one exists) OF
the remarkable power of Paine's celery
compound to make the sick we'll again.
President Dole was born In 1s43 He
graduated from Norwich University in
the class of 1869, and became professor
of political science in the university. II
1895 he WAS unanimously elected presi
dent, to succeed ex Secretary of State
Hon. George Nichols. He has held, az
the public good required. nearly all the
public Offices in the gift Of his towns-
men. In q recent letter. he says:
II have used Paine's celery compound
for several years, and find il an excel
lent remedy for nervous exhaustion,
especially that caused by long long con-
tinued mental work"
The use of Paine's celery compound is
soon followed by an increase in the
quantity Of active, ruddy blood, quick
In its rounds.
Dyspepsia, neuralgia, and rheumatism
are routed from the body. Diseases due
to deranged, under-fed nervous tissues
are rapidly cured, and good spirits.
hopefulness, and Gu eagerness to get
we'll take the place Of melancholy, low
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-02-22
HOW TO INVEST.
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Reader st the Present Time.

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and can you not see that securing the
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"There has never been remedy be-
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diseases of this season, female weak
nesses. rheumatism, kidney and liver
troubles, and even Bright's disease itaelf
has ever been equal to TINT greatest Of
all known remedies, Warmers Safe
Care. 1t has accomplished more than
any other known preparation, and oc-
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dorsed by the leading medical men Of
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America. Aussralis, and even Indis. 1t
is BEYOND question the d ost popular OF
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The above simple 1nd direct word
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they may contain, II you 50 desire.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-02-22

spirits. morose temper and the fear OF
approaching calamity, that are the
shadows of a rundown nervous system.
Nerve-tired, Respondent enfeebled
persons again enjoy living after their
feeble, drunken nerves have been fed
by grand restorative like Paine's cell
cry compound.
Sleepessness, usually due to en- alb
normally excited, overworked, but
under-fed brain, vanishes with the COM
ing of rich tide of nourishing blood.
Paine's celery compound purifies the
blood, stores the nervous system with
energy, and hurriea along the replacing
of worn, OUT, diseased parts by healthy,
active tissues
Every city has men and women who
prsise Paine's CELERY compound in their
homes, talk about 1t to their neighbors,
and rely on IL in all cases Of threatened
or actual sickness.
All persons who keep abreaat with
the schievement OF the day know the
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Paine's celery compound can bring
about where the brain or the nerves
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lating. Thousands OF persons have been
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The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-02-22
Too Glover For Thorn.

A certain captain included among his
cargo couple of gallon jars of fine brandy.
Incidentally he also included remarkably
smart and Intelligent cabin boy. The
worthy skipper had n deep rooted aversion
to the inconvcnient curiosity of tho revo-
nuo officers In short, he desired to land
his brandy without their aid
Upon berthing his vessel alongside the
quay plank was pushed OH to the jotty,
and rs soon rs tho officer came within u
few yards the cabin boy, carrying tho jars,
stepped ashore and was Immediately &C
costed by tho customs officer
well, my lad, what have you got
there!''
Cant tell you, sir"
"But you must
Captain said wasn't to- sir.'
"Oh, but I'm custom house officer, my
boy, and IL you don't tell me what you
have there l shall call that constable yon-
der and have you arrested"
well, sir, captain'll just kill me II he
knows. He said was to tako tho jars to
MIR. -" mentioning the of1icer's name),
"1a b street, with his compliments. "
"Oh, yes; See It's all right I'm
MIR. -. Hcre's n shilling for your hon
esty, and, sec, go out this way
Tho officer is still waiting for tho arriv-
al of that boy and brandy and will have
to wait.-Strand Magazine.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-02-22
The Boy Explained.

A woman, accompanied by her son,
who was about years old, was pas
senger on the Staten Island boat the
other day. She was very nervous
woman, and he a boy who wanted to
see what was going on. He wanted to
see the boat leave the slip, but the
mother seized his arm and said:
Harry, what did I tell you? Now,
you sit right down and keep quiet. -
Later OH he wanted to see Castle Will
liam and Ellis island, but she gave him
q cuff on the ear and exclaimed:
Harry, must whip you before all
these people,"
"But can't see somethingr he pro-
tested.
Eyes, you can look around the cabin. {"
He was quiet for five minutes and
then edged away to look at an ocean
steamer. He had only reached the win
dow when the mother was after him,
and as she shook him and Topped him
down she said:
81 don't know why 1 brought you
alongr'
II dol" he answered.
1.-The idea of your acting as you do.'
You brung me along" he contin-
ned i'll voice which reached every part
Of the cabin, because you was going to
get married and give me new pa, but
when we got there, he didn't show up,
and hope he never will.
During the next ten minutes that boy
had the range of the boat, while his
mother sat bolt upright and kept her
eyes fastened on the ceiling. Detroit
Free Press.