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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
THE CLEVER WOMAN.
Two Kinds Of Clev-rncss. but Only one
That Relliy Pays.
Exchange.

Exchange.
Il Wish I were clever"
The woman was charmlngly dimpled.
wore Felix gown. WAS the mistress Of
a luxurious establishment and was dis
p'nsing tea to afternoon callers In cups
OF priceless faisacs.
Women who write" had been the sub
Ject on the tapis, AMI the remark was a
delicate compliment 10 the woman to
whom sne handed the tea. She was a
successful writer-successful to the ex-
tent Of making good Income as the
fiuit OF unwearl-l industry She had
never known the delights Of diamonds
or her own carriage. or a box at the
opera. She sometimes spent hard
earned s. for a drive. but there was
neither luxury In the chrringe nor swift
ness IN the steeds and she was con-
scious all through the drive that when
she went back 10 the Office she would
write something HboIt the country In
spring or the llotAnin OF fall foliage and
flowers with which the suburban resi-
dent could decorate his house and table.
IL she took 81 seat In the opera house.
she rarely lost herself completely In the
music. as she would have liked TO do,
because skeletons OF paragraphs on thea
ter hats and theater manners on lovers
VINO make love In the stalls as well as
on the stage, and n thousand other things
for the next days paper fitted through
her mind. She never had Felix gown,
on the contrary, she walked ten blocks
ana climbed seven stories TO find a dress
maker who would make. though at the
same time mar her one gown for SO
Her modest house was pretty, and she
was even quite famous for her petite
Boupers. at which one sometimes met
eminent and always delightful people;
but only herself and one maid knew at
what cost Of perspiring brow and
smutched fingers and aching back those
dainty little dishes were evolved.
My dear. you are the clever woman;
you are far more clever than George
Eliot The really smart woman Il not
the one who makes her own daily bread.
even though there be n Nessslrode pud-
ding thrown in now and then. II Is
she who. without raising her hand, can
cause all this luxury to be laid at her
pretty satin shod feet. II Is like eating
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
YESTERDAYS WEArHER.

Local weather for twenty-fo four hours
ending at p. m. yesterday, furnished
by the United States Department OF Ag-
riculture, weather bureau.
Maximum tcmperaturo, - degrccs.
Minimum ,empe,ajurN , DEGREES
Precipitation, none
Te;M Precipitation from September LIST,
iSSa TO date, SAB inches,
Excess OF precipitation from September
lst, 1874 to date, 80 inches.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Estimates for n new brewery building 10
be erected at Astoria. Or, for Mr.. John
Kopp, will be received up 10 March 10th.
1896 Contractors viii pay 1900 for use
OF set OF plans and specifications. Or
ders viii be taken by r. l.. Boyle &
Co.. 535 Commercial street, Astoria, Or.
EMIL SCHACHT. Architect,
Rooms 3l7. 3iS and 2i9. Commercial Dix.
Portland. OR.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

q Clothes wrinEvrr. uus. fAd
4 / q Il: :: :: : ! 8 8: : I: + {: ! q: 4: i: i: !
g.: Mons Sweaters. g.. 49,
riiE ARCADE
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

pclmunlco dinner and lamcnilns that
YOU are not tho chef who cooked It.
Not the woman who wo"ka. bu' the who
gets all there Is In ne Without WORKING.
Il the really clever woman"
May there not hc two kinds of clever
ncaaf" said the woman who cansp 10
make her adirux
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
THE MEDICINE MAN.

Mary" asked the old man. whose
picture is that on the front OF the paper
you have?"
THAT is a picture OF President CIeve-
land" said she.
Great Cesar's ghost!" exclaimed the
old nina; has he been cured OF some
thing. tooT"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
REMOVAL.

Having removed a. Bond street next door
90 JrNn's restaurant. ! respectfully In
vllo my friends and others IN need nf
GOOD. honest footwear. 20 call on iuc IN
the new place. New work as well as re-
pairing. Good workmanship ana live and
let live prices. 8. A. GtMRE.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
NOTICE To coNTRAcToRs.

Sealed proposals win be received at my
office whore plans and specifications can
be seen until 10 n, M, March ?ist, 1896.
for the construction OF a store building
at Warrenton, Or. for Mr.. y. X. War
ren. The right ls reserved to reject any
and all bids. ana to waive any defects.
J. r.. FERGUSON.
Architect.
I7s llth street, Astoria, Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Boys Susp ndcrs. iOc: Mems
Suspeudcrs. i5c: Night Lamps.
isc; Hand Lamps. &c. Bowl
and Pitcher. Sgc. Stove Pol
ishinE Mittcns. ioc; Flour
Slitcrs. l5c: nlfd Cage Springs.
Sc; Frying Baskets. i2c.
THE ARCADE,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
NOTICE TO TAx.PArERR

Notice 10 hereby given that the tAS roll
Tor iSs5 10 now In my hands for cel!ec-
ilan Taxes mus, BE- paid on or before
April l. iS9S TO sAys additional costa
JAa ". HARE.
sheriff and TAG CoiieetoT,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
SOMETHING NEW.
childrea aud Youths Stesl-Shod Shoes, All
Sites and Styles

We also carry a fine line of
adie,' and mems shoes, from
the best to the lowest reliable
goods. All goods warranted
just as represented.
JOHN HAHN & CO.
4T9 Commercial street,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
CTINhT DhOc


c,i, don't you want Nopr name nut unF
How win the people who visit the ctm.
ctcry know who h hurled thVrcr THAT
IL all righL' was his answcr when they
rcad the inscription, Here lies an honest
lawycJ they viii at once remark that's
strange he had his way hut do not
know whether people ,hlnk that It IL
strange"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
FOR SALE.

Sloop Dolphin. Length, 80 feet; breadth
l3 feet. Apply at once TO
LOYAL L. CLARK,
Bay Center, Wash.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Ladies' Macklntoshes,
S2.s4. Brass Banquet
"\slamps, with Rochester burn
erR, Sl.69. Darning Cotton,
lc Mems Laundried Shirts,
Soc. Fou,-ply Linen Col
lars, 1Oc. THE ARCADE.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
\ Tw ivrER

a twistsr In twistinE
May FwiSt him twist
Far In twisting tsis,
rhrrs twists make twist.
IiIl u one VI tho twists
untwista from tho twist.
Tho twist untwls,lns
tn,wlsts the twist
THAT H. when ii's twisted With any
hlhar twine than MARSiiAtL'a
The feather the hat and tho larErr
tho bird prrchsd uron Il, tho mprt styl-
i.h in regarded the up.to.dAjo form ~
millinery
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Superintendent Shields apparatus Tor
testing water pipe, wnch IL now IN op.
Grafton at the corner W llta aud GN-
change Yesterday attracted u large NUM-
6cr ot visitors ht Is tcstips the strength
OF tho pipe recently taken out " tho
od Rear creek supply line preparatory
to using It On the upper distribution
system The pipe Is subjected 10 a
hydraulic prwsurv, or go pounds
to the square inch, winch Ia more than
twice the pressure that viii ever ho plac,
cd upon it when In service, So Tar only
two lcngths W pipc AaVe been found de-
tcctivc under this higN pressure. A Dip
ping tank has been constructed on the
lot near by, and when tested, the pipe
tar
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

For the best OF commercial lob print
ing call at the Astorian job office
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
FROM NOW UNTIL SPRING

Overcoats and winter wraps will be in
fashion They can be discarded, tempor-
arily while travelling in the steam-hea
trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee and st
Paul Railway. For solid comfort, for
speed and for safety, no other line can
compare with this great railway of the
West.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

AN ENIGMATICAL BILL OF FARE.
For a dinner. served on the Dining cars
OF the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Pa,1
Railway, will be sent to any address on
receipt OF a two-cent postage stamp.
Apply to Geo. II. Heafford. General Pas
senger Agent, Old Colony Building. Chi
cago Illinois.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Meany Is the leading tailor, and pays
the highest cash price for fur skins
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

MArshalI's salmon twine Is without a
competitor. Strongest. hAndsomest. best.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
RICHMOND & ROSS. PrOprietors-
Up. HOLLOWMAN. Manager.

Corner Of Ninth ana AAtor streets. 0p-
poaite tho Parker House. Charges reA-
sonable and special weekly rAtca for
families.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

The Salem Statesman says II Is pleased
TO add the Cathode Ray to its y list.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

The Eugene Guard complains that the
Gods Regular Army people who have
been In that city Tor some TIM have
turned out tc be dcadh"ats ana frauds.
ncecing the merchants out OF many lii,ig
bills and now have completely dlsap-
peared.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

WANTED Farm hand. reliable. strong
aud af good habits Wages. So pcr month.
Address. sherman & Thing. 90 Cummrr-
cial street. Astoria. or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Just received. at the Scow Bay Wood
Yard. lis cords OF oak wood. The finest
wood ever brought to Astoria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
wANTEh

WANTED Youpg lady To- learn rho.
Biography W r. Snalgrasu
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

The Ashland woolen mills arr shipping
blankets TO San Francisco as fast as
they can be turned out An order for
loJ pairs OF vlcuna blankets 'or hly
san Francisco hrm is now well along
\ portion OF the goods has h,cr dclty-
cred. and they are so satisfactory that
the firm desires 10 INCREASE the order
10 5000 pairs AT the same price.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

sHILoH'S CURE. the great Cough
and Group Cure is in great demand.
Pocket size contains twenty-five doses
only Is cents. Children love It. Sold
By ]. W. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Dr. G. F. Ball, Dentist. with lady as
sistant, Room 5 Kinney Building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Soothing. healing. cleansing, De Wits
Witch Hazel Salve is the enemy to sores.
wounds and piles. which It never fails to
cure. Stops itching and burning. Cures
chappCd lips and cold sores In two or
three hours. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Dumbarton's Irish fax salmon iwine,
superior to any In the market. Fisher
Brothers, agents for the Columbia river.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
BUSINESS LOCALS,

Job printing of all kinds at the Astorian
Job office.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
YOUR CLOTHING

WIN be returned from tho
Astoria Steam Laundry an
pure and clean as though just
now. Calls made for cloth
Ing. and delivered free OF
charge.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

JAPANESE oooDs-Juat out-juat TO
ceiycd-junt wha, you want. at WING
Lees. 6il Commercial street
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

c. G. Palmberg. architect. Room Num-
Der s, Kinney's building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Use Marshalrs; You take chances On
the others
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

pr, Jay Tuttlc returned yesterday
from his weekly visit to he railroad camp
lie rtpcrts work In sool condition all
along the line. and good progress lclug
made during this tine weather one
Strang, thing noticed by the men at tho
different camps Is that 4 may hc raining
hard In Astoria and not = drop viii bc
falling above Touguc NOiui And again
there maN be great deal " rain at
the lower camp, nearest ronglc Point,
while at the camp farthest up the river
there viii he none Only two mon were
found In all the camps who needed mcdi.
cal attendance. These were hrSusht TO
the city and placed In the hospital ono
or these Is suffering from hadly swolly n
hand caused by blood polsoalas. and the
other had some nSuralEic anccton in
tho head, which the ioc;or fears may
prove TO be caused by an abscess
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
ron SALE

For Saic-rho Fcrrrll property. corner
OF Exchange and itth atrrctA Price,
us-0 ", c. CuHprll. iis 10th stresl. agent
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Parties desiring the best OF Job printing
at the lowest prices she nd call at the
Astorian Job once before going else
where.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Charles Wirkkala's saloon, on Astor ard
7th streets, which has long been one OF
the most popular and best patronized
drinking places in the city, has been
moved from its old location TO the lot
Immediately east of the Casino theater.
Many improvements will be added, as
Mr.. Wirkkala intends keeping up the
reputation his saloon has had since he
assumed charge years ago. Only the
best wines, liquors and cigars sold at the
bar, a musical concert by the best talent
in the city, under the leadership Of Prof.
Schwabe, the well-known pianist, given
nightly. Call around and bring your
friends with you.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Mr.. j II, Morrison. who Is now Of Cal
uornia and visiting In the city was for.
merly a resident OF ilwRco, Mr. Morrison
says that he will spend the most NJ his
summer In Oregon. and will probably
make business Investments IN or near
Portland. lie Is enthusiastic over Calf
fornia even II she loSs have snow IN
spots Sacramento, he says. Is one OF
the most solid towns ON the Pacific
coast lie spent last Sunday az Sutro
Heights and the Clin Houss. and says
that the beauties which have been vvolv-
ed from the sand hills are simply be-
yond description. Parks. llowcrs and
trees would all do Justice 10 a tropical
climate, and the magnificent new bath
house would be an ornament TO any trop.
teal city. IL has a seating capacity for
Seo people, while the tInks dressing
rooms, and gymnastic appliances arv OF
the very latest
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Go to IS Ninth street to have your
umbrellas repaired or recovered A fine
line OF cover goods to select from at
reasonable prices.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

i79 iith street. Astoria. or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

ushed on account ot It's financial and
political lesson. The bulk OF the Demo.
cratic party Is not a nat or l'opultsuc
OrganiEat ton" 4"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Business men. II you want TO fix up
your ONCE for the coming year. with the
best Of letter heads, bill heads. state
ments, etc, call at the Astorian job office
where you will find the best Of stock
and material
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

For 9 cents you can secure an excel
lent well-served meal at the Bon Ton
Restaurant, No. 51 Commercial street.
They are also fully prepared TO 7erve
all kinds of fish. game and delicacies Of
the season, al well as oysters in every
imaginable style at the lowest living
prices. Come once and you will con-
tinue TO come.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Go to Elmore. Sanborn's once and see
their new and handsome twtne testing
machine. Take along some Of the twines
"as good as Marshall's," in your pocket
and test them. Then see how much more
MarshaI's will stand It's money in your
pocket and fish in your net 10 ind out.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

a year-old baby LAen;ly died from
nicotine poisoning. 1t had pipe to play
with for short time and must have put
it in its mouth. Pipes are good things
to hang on a high shelf
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Most so-called salmon twines" are col
ored with acids The acids rot the fibre
and render the material useless. In the
Office Of ElmOre, Sanborn & Co is an OBJ
ject lesson that ought to be examined by
all fishermen. 1t is the whole Of the
material used in the manufacture Of Mar
shall's twine-from start to finish. Go
there and examine the color right
through. You will see then why Mar
shalrs is called the best in the world.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Yesterday morning while William
Frcdericks, a carpenter, vas working at
the corner OF Eleventh and COMMERCIAL
streets he met with very severe acct.
dent 4 large ehisel fsll from scRt-
fold, alighting on his wrist, severing ell
the tendons and causing the loss OF
considerable blood. which rendered the
man very weak. The injured man was
taken to DR.. Fulton's office where the
wound was dressed. The sufferer IS now
resting easily.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

Ross, Higgins & Company yesterday
furnished a large lot Of supplies for
the British ship Marathon. which will
sail for Falmouth this morning II the
weather is clear.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
Good Values
in Hosiery
Misses Black Ribbed Hose, at SC
Misses Fast Black ii0Se. at lSc
Ladies' Ribbed Cotton Hose, at lSe
Albert Dunbar.
p. \. CorSetS are the best.
AROUND TOWN.

p. y. corsets are the best,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12
DO YOU WASH2

Certainly you do and OF course
you have laundry work done
Avoid all danger OF Chinese
disease and unclcanlincaa by
having your work done by
white people.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

G, II. AegaplL who came over ycster.
day nom Fort Stevens, TO rakc the in
spection cf the site FOR the proposed
hridgN across the Lewis and Clarke, was
Obliged to postpone the trip on account
cg the dense fog which hung over the
river nearly all yesterday II the wealth
er is clear today. Nlr, litgRrdt. with
members ~ the county court, win pro-
coed with the work.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-03-12

We have 800 feet Of water front on the
Columbia river between Hanthorn can
merry and Fishermen's Packing Co at a
great sacrifice. R L. Boyle & Co.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-25
Therapia, the Newport of the East.

This Newport of the east was found
some centuries ago by the Greeks be-
cause of it's invigorating climate-Ther-
apia signifying health-and today is
still the refuge in the summer heats not
only of many Of the pashas and other
high Turkish dignitaries whose palaces
line the water front or crown the hills
near by, but of scores of European way
farers and strangers who want more air
and less dog than can be found in Pera.
Here, too, are the houses of the sew
eral foreign embassies, English, Ger
man, French and the others, their
yachts and dispatch boats lying at an
Choir almost in front Of their gardens,
the brasses glistening in the sun.
= And the charm Of it all The boats
crews of Jack Tars in their white suits
rowing back and forth, answering calls
from the shore. The blue water-as
blue as indigo-dotted with caiques
skimming about; the dogcarts and Ian
daus crowding the shore road, with
footmen in gorgeous Albanian costumes
of white and gold, and with sash and
scimiter-all make scene of surprising
brilliancy and beauty, unequaled by
any other similar spot in Europe. Di-
plomacy is never so picturesque as at
Therapia. F. Hopkinson Smith in Cen
turV
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-25
Carried His Point.

At the Union depot in Paducah the
other day man walked into the bag
gage room carrying a huge three gallon
bucket, loaded to the brim and securely
fastened at the top. 81.
II want to get this checked to Cincin-
natl, ," he said to the baggage master.
"We can't check anything like that, -
he was informed.
He looked perplexed for moment,
and then walked rapidly out with the
bucket. In few moments he returned
with large yellow valise that bulged
out suspiciously at the sides, showed his
ticket, and asked to have the valise
checked. The baggage master eyed it sus-
piciously, but had to check it. The fell
low had put the bucket in the valise and
thus carried his point. louisville Cou-
rier-Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-03-25
IL 1HEsiN7v ~ SHOULD CO.

sssaiye me . Lin, z abe pleading said.
'.H6heard, unmoyed. her warm sweet suing.
Although to her he was not wed,
Nor had he even come a-wooing.
isGjye me kiss :" Her lips in shape
! ro tempt saint did thus beseech him,
pht1a he seemed planning an escape
Sosome place where she could not reach him.
sxaive me kiss, just one. I pray. .
s4er fond insistence i'll did serve her.
he looked askance and moved away,
s9cared and Disguised with her fervor.
pdive me kiss Each coaxing word
But helped anew to fright and pain him,
Because he was her brand new bird,
And she was starting in to train him.
Madeline S. Bridges in Ladies' Home Jour
fnal." ~" &t s. ls:H e