The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-09-25
Editorial and Otherwise.

make it.
A bad memory is sometimes great source
Of relief.
1t takes very careful treatment to cure q
sore head.
Try not only to be good, but be good for
something.
The principal fruit Of the season is the
candi- date.
Money is the meanest thing in the world
not to have.
Money will develop mans brains, but very
seldom his heart.
The Bryan procession grows mightier every
day and the band plays On.
All men are born free aud equal, but good
many of them get married.
Politicians often do the nominating, but the
people always do the voting.
When woman can find nothing to worry
about she worries about that.
The invention Of the typewriter has given
employment to 5OO, 900 women.
A saving woman is jewel to her husband,
but he doesn't always think so.
The campaign lie is denounced, but the Chi
ncse Ii is welcomed everywhere.
Give man plenty of money and he will
wonder at the misery in the world.
The man who SAYS only what he thinks will
soon acquire reputation as cynic.
The,less religion man has the more asham-
cd he is for folks to know he has any.
The only man in the world who scorns
money is the man who has plenty of it.
No man can outlive his usefulness; he may
still serve as some sort Of horrid example.
Now that Jesse Grant has become a popu-
list, it is in order to ask what office he wants.
Perhaps Madeline Pollard might be induced
to take the stump against Col. BreckInridgc.
Every married couple have at least one
secret--what they really think Of each other.
A Montana man has named his baby Six
teentoone. Sixteen parts noise and one part
baby.
lie that knows not and knows not that he
knows not is fool. Many there are OF this
class.
Say what You mean, and mean what you
say, but don't be mean enough to say any
thing.
Some people keep so busy envying Others
that they have no tine 10 win success for
themselves.
Thore is one lady who is reported to have
said that marriage is not failure, because il
has rcconcilcd her to dying.
"Guilty or not guilty?" asked Dutch jus.
tice. "Not guilty" EDEN what do YOU want
here. Go about your pisincss"
Give woman plenty of money and she vii
be happy all day long-proyided there are .
number Of bargain sales in town.
In 1885 Congress provided for the issuing o
four coins--a $40 gold-p dollar Of silver
n 10-cent piece and copper cent.
The Gulf and Ship Island railroad is nov
open from Gulfpor to Hattieburg, the last raj
having been laid last Friday evening.
Wafer crackers when spread with grated
cheese md slightly Drowned in the oven MAXI
delicious sandwiches to serve with salad.
The Galveston News thinks that there ar,
"somc fools ON the other planets" 1t is
pity we cannot ship some of ours to them.
Canded ginger makes nice filling fo
sandwiches to he served at m afternoon tea
No salad dressing is used for sweet sand
wiches.
Dun's Review Of the 18th says: Failures 70
the week have been 3l5 in the United State
against 1877 last year, and II iu Canada agains
"a last year.
An Atlanta Judge fined negro 81 and G
days in Jail for stealing five pounds Of ice
and that, too, when the thermometer was l0
in the shade.
Hereafter any circus manager in Italy VIII
does not carry out his advertised program, o
mislcads the public by means If posters, wi
have to pay a fine Of $5el.
| A naval cadet from Missouri has been dis
missed from the Naval Academy because it
alleged he misreprcsented his age TO a Presby
terian minister Of Baltimore and secretly maj
ried an Annapolis girl.
In reference to the forthcoming Interna
t,onal Conference Of Women 1T Berlin, III
Manchester Guardian hopes "that the meet
ings will be got through without any inte,
ference On the part Of the police"
Gen. Wade Hampton, the gallant soldl,
and true Democrat, expresses the opinion thu
the Indianapolis Convention was mistake
This fact will dawn on the minds Of the ger
tlemen who participated in it before the can
paigu is oyer.
| 4 Reading lawyer received queer fee II
other day. lis client WAS a farmer, and crc
prices being low, he had no cash with whic
10 pay for the lawyers services. He drove
cow aud calf IL the lawyers office, where u
fee WIS accepteh
Keep perfectly quiet, and things will a
come out right by and by. Sing this lit
sung and possess your soul In pat,snce;--
'Tis very good world