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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Treatment of Sprafns,

1t is generally within an hour after
the accident that you are called in to
see the case. The patient is suffering
very severely, and wanting very much
to know if anything is broken" After
examining for fracture, order the part
to be bathed in extremely hot water,
every hour or two, for a period of
fifteen minutes at a time. Have the
water just as hot as the patient can
bear it, and apply with a sponge or
cloth, rather than allow the ankle to
lie in the water. Then dry and let the
part rest quietly, wrapped in fannels
when an application of hamamelis OF
yeratrum and hamamelis may be
made. Before retiring apply a flannel
bandage tightly around the swollen
part, only being careful that the cir
culation is not cut off. 1t is surpris
ing how the hot applications relieve
| the pain and produce absorption ant
| how the bandage, by pressure. pre-
vents swelling and Inflammation
Eclectic Medical Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Have you any founoes?" asked
Tony Pippin, with al abstracted air,
as he inserted his legs under a table
I'm one of those quick dispatch restau-
rants in Park Row.
The fuffy-hairedr waitress glanced
down at her pain, black skirts,
blushed laboriousiy, and said:
What was that you wantedF"
"Flounces.f
How'll you have 'em-baked,
boiled, shirred or bias" the girl re-
sponded, facetiously. She thought
Mr.. Pippin was given to repartee. :.
~ want them fried with bacon"
Tony responded, with some severity
.Will you take my orderT
Eyes, IL you'll call Tor anything on
the bill. This amt no Chinese laun'
dry"
Struck by a sudden fear, Mr.. Pippir
grabbed the thumb-painted menu
scanned the oyster list for a moment
and then said reekly:
II made a mistake. It's scallops
want."-New York Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Pitcher Frank Wilson, who is now on
the Cleveland payroll, is a mystery.
When he gets into a game he is not eff
~fective, and yet good judges like O'Con-
nor and thinner say that he ought to
be the hest pitc"-" IN the Cleveland
staff. He has nearly as much speed as
Young, has better curves and a better
drop ball. But he can't win games. 1t
was so in Boston. All the Boston
catchers said that Wilson was a world
beaten, but just the same the league hit
tiers found him easy picking. No per-
son can explain why this is so.-Cleve-
land Leader.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Running Double Capacity.

In the year 1894 the De Kalb Fence
Co., Of De Kalb, Ill, doubled the ca
pacity for producing their lines over
1893, which gave them an output of
20 miles per day. The demand for
their goods has been SO great the past
season, that, In order to be able to sup
ply their trade, they have been COM
PEELED this year to double the capacity
Of 1894, which now gives them an out
put of 40 miles per day.
This in itself speaks well for their
product and merits the attention and
inspection Of our readers, and all that
are in need of smooth wire fencing OF
any kind, and it will be to your inter
est to write for their catalogue, which
describes in detail their goods, com
prising the largest and most complete
lines of smooth wire fencing now pro
duced by any one plant in the country
See their ad in another column o.
this paper.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
A Motorman's Life.
FULL OF HARDSHIPS. EXPOSURE AND
CONSTANT DANGER
The Great Strain on a Mans Nerves
SUFFICIENT in Itself to Wreck Him in
n Short Time. The Experience
nj a WALL Kuowu MotorDaau.

The Great Strain on a Mans Nerves
Sufficient in Itself to Wreck Him in
\ Short Time. The Experience
of q Well Known Motorrnan.
From the Cincinnati, Ohio, Enquirer.
The life Of q motorman is not q bed OF
Roses. He Is subjected to many hardships
especially in the winter when he Is exposed
to the cold and snow. Even in the summer
he must bear the intense heat which beats
down upon him. Considerable nerve and
self-possession is necessary in a good motor
man, for the lives INT limbs Of his passen-
gers are at stake. One Of the best known
electric notormen in this city is William
Frazer, who is at present running q car on
the Cumminsville electric line. He Is not
only well known to his fellow employees but
to the people who travel on his car. MIR.
Frazer Is a young man about twenty-sl1
years of age and resides with his wife and
child at IA Belts Street, Cincinnati. O.
Abou O year ago Mr.. Frazer was taken
with serious stomach troubles. He bought
several kinds of medicine which were rec
commended to him, but none of them seemed
to give him even temporary benefit. An
enthusiastic admirer of that famous remedy
known as DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People told him to try them. Frazer was
almost discouraged, but took the advice.
To a reporter for the Enquirer he said
81 can most heartily recommend DR.. VIII
liams' Pink Pills. They are all that II
claimed for them, in fact they advertise
themselves better than any medicine l ever
saw. I was seized some time ago with q bad
attack of indigestion. My stomach hurt me
nearly all the time and I could not digest
my food. The pain was almost unbearable
and I found nothing that would give me
relief. / confess that when I bought the
first box Of Pink Pills I hadn't much conhl
dence in their efficacy because / had tried 81
r1any things without success that I was al
most discouraged Before I had taken ont
box l was decidedly better. Two boxel
cured me entirely. WhileI have been undel
the weather from other causes my ind1ges
ton has never returned. II 1t ever shoult
/ know Just what to do. / have so mucl
confidence in the efficacy Of Pink Pills tina
If 1 ever get real sick again with any dtsor
der I shall use some Of them. 1t Is a pleas
ure for me, l assure you, to TESTIFY to tn
excellent qualities Of these Pink Pills. The
not only tone the stomach but regulate tn
bowels and act asst as a mild cathartic."
Mr.. Frazer's testimonial means SOM
thing. He speaks from personal exper
ence and any one who doubts that he r
ceived the benefits stated can easily verii
the assertion by calling on Mr.. Frazer
seeing him some time while he is on his ca
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain all tt
elements necessary to give now life an
richness to the blood and restore shattert
nerves. They are sold in boxes at
cents q box, or six boxes for $3.50, and ms
be had of all druggists or directly by ma
from DR.. Williams Medicine Compan
Schenectady, N. Y.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Not to BE Deceived.

Yesterday afternoon Robby burst
IN a state of high excitement.
His hands and clothes were smeared
with a liberal amount. of some sticky
substance, and his face wore a glow
of triumphant satisfaction.
Say, mamma, those new people
across the way don't know much!" he
exclaimed. They've got a sign on
their front door that says PAINT"
And you've been getting into it,
said Mrs. Norris, severely. THAT sign
was put up to warn people to keep
away from It,"
Eyes, mamma persisted Robby,
with the enthusiasm OF a richly-re-
warded scientific investigator; "but it
wasn't paint, and I knew it. It's var.
nish."-Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
THE WHEEL.

Gardiner has taken a back seat with
Bald again.
Maddox appears to get the best of
Sims in open races.
johnson, Tyler and Sanger rode at
Buffalo on Labor Day.
The tandem as a PAGER in competition
races will have to go.
Most of Charlie Murphy's foul riding
is caused by excitement and impulslve-
ness.
Motor bicycles, or a wheel driven by
| anything but man power, has a poor
market.
After Springfield-what? is now the
question as after Asbury Park was be-
transporting Life.
Professional races are too much for
the public appetite as a steady diet.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
LincoIn's Accounting.

A writer in the Chicago News says
that in his earlier life Lincoln had a
very primitive method of keeping
books. At the time his la ." partner.
the Hon. John T. Stuart, represented
the Springfield district in congress,
Lincoln was forced, much against his
will, to keep an account Of some kind.
The plan he adopted was somewhat
remarkable. When he received a fee
he divided 1t in halves. His half he
put in his pocket. Stuart's portion he
put in an envelope, and, labelling it,
s'Stuart's half" threw it into a drawer
until Stuart's return from Washington
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O..
We. the undersigned. have known F.
7. Cheney for the last is years. and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
wALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is internal.
ly. acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi-
monials sent free. Price. 75c per bottle.
Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills, s5c.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Such Is the Hint In the Latest Dip
IOmntic Stroke.

London, Special.-Editorials in the
morning papers dwell upon the gravity
of the announcement from Rome that
the powers bad decided to take joint
action in regard to Armenia. The
Post. Conservative, says: "The am
bassadors incurred a terrible resro'
sihility and have limited a threat t'"'
means nothing less than the occ
lion of Turkey. Is England proper
to acquiesce?" The Graphic says l.
is rnopening the Eastern question viii
Il vengeance. 1t leads to the Russian
occupation of Armenia. The Daily
News says: st is the beginning OF
the end. The cabinet met yesterday
and Lord Salisbury must reCc sarily
have approved of this diplomatic
stroke. Turkey is nov within measur
able distance of disruption and par
tition."
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

"Parson," said Poker Jack. dofing
his SLOUGH hat respectfully, "would
you mind tellin' me who it wuz tibet
wrote Let dogs delight to bark and
bite!'"
Certainly not" replied the new pas
tor of the little church at Rattlesnake
Diggin's. 81 am delighted to see the
people of u settlement begin to take
an interest in such things. 1t was
DR.. Watts"
"Then I've lost" said Poker Jack,
disconsolately. 81 bet the drinks for
the crowd it was Shakespeare. Nor
min, parson."-Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

horse was bathed in perspiration n
bore every evidence of having been
hard driven. Its a warm day" SAID
the iiveryman. ooh, yes" was the cool
reply; lit was awfully warm, and /
drove the horse just as hard as he
could go in order to get a little breeze"
He hires his horses at another stable
now.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Seriously Stabbed,

New York, Special-John Il. McGold-
rick. clerk of the supreme court and
secretary of Tammany Hall. is lying
in Il dangerous condition at his home
the result of a stab wound received ii
M election Wrangle yesterday. VIII
lam bowling, Il bartender. was Gr-
raigned in the Jefferson Market police
court to-day charged with having
stabbed McGoldrick.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Wife (returning home)-How Is this,
John? What made you put the chill
dren to bed so soon?
John-Because they disturbed me In
my writing, dear.
Wife-And did they allow you to un-
dress them quietly?
John-No; that one In the corner
screamed dreadfully.
Wife-That one in the corner? Goes
and peeps.) Why, bless me. what have
o done, John? That's Freddy Squall
from next door!-Tid-Bit
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

He was saying all sorts of soft
things to her.
"Sir.." she exclaimed, with sudden ill.,
digpation.
"Oh, l beg your pardon" he replied,
hastily, Il meant nothing by
That's just what | don't like, sir.
What | want to hear is something you
mean."-Detroit Free Press.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
How She Came OFF.

He had been waltzing with his hosts
daughter and was in the corner re-
pairing damages. Here he was espled
by his would-be papa-in-law.
"She's the flower of my family, SIR
said the latter.
$50 it seems" answered the young
man. "Pity she ONE off so, amt it?'
he continued, as he essayed another
vigorous rub at the white spots on his
coat sleeve.-Cleveland World.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
~Starkweather Will Now Try Acting,

recently impeached and deposed as
mayor of Superior, Wis, On being
found guilty of accepting brides and
taking money from police and firemen,
will become an actor, having been Of
fered a salary of 500 a night by an
eastern theatrical manager.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Teacher-Have you finished your
composition on what little boys should
not do in school?
Little .Johnny-Yes'em.
Teacher-Read it.
Little Johnny (readiny)-Little boys,
when at school, should llot make faces
at the teacher, and should not study
too hard, cause 1t makes them near
sighted; and should not sit too long in
one position, cause 1t makes their
backs crooked, and should not do long
examples in 'rithmetic, cause is uses
up their pencils too fast.-Toledo
Blaze.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

IIilapd-I can't understand it. 1
never knew It to occur before.
Ualket-What is the trouble?
Itilard-Young Van Braam came in
to-day and paid me the $40 he bor-
rowed a week ago.
Halket-The explanation is easy, He
has to raise $50 the day after to-mor-
row.-Pittsburg ChroniCle.Tclegraph.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Rather YindictiYe.

Old Boy-How's this? 1 hear that
you have consented to the marriage or
your daughter with young seekem:"
Friend (sullenly)-Yes, I had to; but
never mind. Just wait. I'll get eve
with him.
Old Boy-Eh? VIII you disinherit
her!
Friend-Worse. I'll give her a con-
cert grand piano for a wedding pres
| ent.-New York Weekly.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
A Child Enjoys

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing effects Of Syrup Of Figs, when in
need of q laxative, and If he father or
mother be costive or bilious, the most
gratifying results follow its use; so that it
is the best family remedy known, and every
family should have a bottle on hand.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Somebody's Treasure" applying for
situation)-What! five little children!
No, thank yer. mum, l " goes to
where there's more than two.
Lady-Well, if you give us until
Thursday perhaps we can drown three
of them.-Ally Sloper's Half Holiday.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
. Modest BegGnr.

A beggar stopped a lady on the steps
OF Il church. Kind lady. have you not
a pair of cd shoes to give me?"
NO. | have not; besides. those you
arc now wearing seem to be brand
new"
That's just it, ma'am; they spoil my
vSiucss."-La Riforma.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Out of 1t for Good.

Citizen-I see that Senator Quay is
not in it any more.
Excited Politician-Not in 1t! Why,
what are you talking about? Haven't
you read
Citizen-He's not in 1t, l repeat. /
mean the soup.-New York World.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

"I'm gettin a bit uneasy about Il
preacher" said Deacon lronside.
what has he been doing now?' in
quired the ~neighbor, who had dropped
into the good neighbours shop for a
talk.
HE preached a sermon last Satur-
day replied the deacon, shaking his
head, "from the text, Man Shall Not
Live by Bread Alone I'm afraid he's
getting to be unsound on the temper
ance question.'-Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
sntisfaction I'm Living.

"I have a notion to end my exist
ence," said the detected youth. Il
have nothing on e'rth to live for
Better wait awhile said the Cum
m%ingsville sage. after you get to he
a few years older you won't want any
thing to live for. Just living will be
considerable NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
ii ENQUIRER.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Caurht the Idea.

Prima Donna-The Morning Dash
saws my acting is suggestive of the
timber Of my voice. What does that
mean?
Contralto (viciously)-It means you
are a stick.-New York Weekly.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
A Lead on Himself.

A certain Hanover tMich.) man felt
SO jubilant over recently experiencing
religion that he published a card in the
county papers telling what a nasty,
drunken brute he used to be and what
a nice fellow he is at present.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
IT'S Against the Law

Mr.. Fort Greene-Where are you of
to now?
Mr.. Cheatham-I'm going down to
business.
why, this is Sunday"
81 know it,"
"And you're a broker"
Eyes. sir"
well, don't you know there's a law
against shaving people on Sunday ~
Yonkers Statesman.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Cnsfly Pinmnntal

Squildig-They say that cochineal is
the most expensive Of red colors.
McSwilligen-It's a mistake.
ut isT
"Yes, 1t is. Do you know old Sokc?'
81 do"
"You know what a vivid red his
nose isl"
"Yes."
well, 1t cost him several fine
houses to put that color on. and he
didn't use cochineal, either."-Pitts-
burg Chronicle-Telegraph
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

"I'm taking lessons on the violin
from Prof. Scrape."
els he a good master?
81 should say so. Last night 1 heard
him play four times on one string
Really? Well, you ought to be Oh
70 play one tune on four strings
Chicago Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

First Lawyer-Both the law and the
facts are clearly against us.
Second Lawyer-Ye-es. Well have
to use great care in selecting the jury.
Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Star Out.

Old Friend-Hello! So you are In
trade now, Ell? Why did you retire
from literature?
De Writer-Got hungry.-New York
Weekly.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
The PaDers.

"Oh, you make me SICK" exclaimed
Humanity, petulantly.
The Microbe sneered.
. "You must believe everything you
see about me in the papers," 1t re-
| ioiped.-Detroit Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

They tell a good story about a Paw
hired a horse and buggy one warm day
recently to drive some distance from
the village. When he returned the
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
She Helped Him Along.

"Do you know, George. l can't stand
a strong light in a room any more?'
"Why, I hope your eyes aren't troub-
ling you"
mo, George; but you know, for al
most a year we've been sitting in here
with the gas turned down, and
But he proposed right there and was
accepted.-Chicago Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Two P%arisians, accompanied by the
wife of n of them, intend to try to
60 around the world with q big wheel
barrow. They were to start from the
Place de la Concorde, and, says q cor
respondent, each will take a turn at
the machine en- route. They first wheel
to Switzerland, then to Italy, Turkey,
Persia and China-that Is to say, II
nothing unusual happens to prevent
them from covering all this extensive
ground. At Canton they embark for
San Francisco, and after having
wheeled their barrow as far as Buenos
Ayres, will there take passage on
board a liner for Havre. These en-
thusiasts seem t think that the pro-
gramme that they have mapped Out
for themselves comprises no difficult
ties, and talk Of their wheelbarrow
trip as If it were easy Of execution.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
VERY Poor.

Green-How is it that the prince of
Wales always seems so hard pushed
for money?
Teller-He hasn't even half q
crown.-New York Recorder.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Nerve Restorer, No Fits AFT err the first days use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and 2trial bottle FIRE. t ;
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
makes YOU feel ignorant. eh?"

"Not exactly that. She read in one
Of the family magazines that it is not
proper for a young man to invite Il
girl to the theater without inviting
her mother, too."-Washington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
A Lost Hope.

Hegeman's Camphor Ico with GIL ,scorine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender or Sore Feet,
Chilblains, Piles, &c. G. @. Clark Co.. New Haven. Ct.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

HE following from
t h e Philadelphia
Record as to the
dangerous increase
of gambling on
base ball results
is most timely:
when the Ma
tional league base
ball moguls meet at
the Fifth Avenue
hotel in November
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Above is a portrait of Miss Louise
Beaudet, one of the beauties of the
London b%urlesque season. Miss Beau
Diet is a Parisienne. She lately re-
placed Miss Marie Tempest in the prin-
cipal role of "An Artists Model"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
Fearful.

."Why, every six months lie raises
the rcnt.'-New York Recorder.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

The language of a deaf mute is a
thinr thHt goes without saying.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

even one day to undo the work of two
decades. Beware of the blighting,
whitening touch Of the gambling CO.
horts.-Charles J. Richter, Editor of
Sporting Life.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

The above is a likeness of Albert
Chevalier, famous throughout Europe
as a singer of popular songs. He has
sung in the streets of London for 20
years. He will visit America next win
ter, and will tour the country with Eu-
gene Sandowe.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
She Rend Too Much.

$50 you don't call at Miss Blyken's
house any moreT" said n young
man.
"No. She reads too much to suit
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Lake Itaska has its title from a Siou1
word meaning "head of the river
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

The vicinity of almoral Is peopled BY
! Alberts and Victorias.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
SCISSORED SMILES.
ENTERTAINING READING FOR IDLE
MOMENT.

A Few selections From the Latest
Productions of the Funny Mem
Humorous Sayings and Laughable
DOings.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

There are no fewer than eight printing
Offices in Jerusalem.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
A Modern HerOd.

$50 It's your birthday to-day, Jack.
What would you like?"
"T'd like to see baby Spanked
Pick-Me-Up.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02

Looked Best i'm "a suhdued Light.
IIarry-Is this Miss Wallace that I
am going to meet tonight a pretty
girl?
Ned-Well, that is a matter of opin-
ion. My own idea is that she is much
more likely TO get engaged on a moon
light buggy ride than at a fashionable
ball.-Someyville Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-01-02
What He Meant.

It was evident that she was angry.
Hes a mean, hateful thing" she
said.
whats the matter?" asked her
brother.
81 heard that mar who got in the
way of my wheel say that I was too
fresh"
ooh, we'll, I guess he only meant
that you were new" explained the
brother.
"Why, yes, of course" she eX-
claimed, Frightening up at once. 81
never thought of that."-Chicago Post.