The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-12

break away, when ! heard him SDrlngiu
French on her. Polly VOC -de-bum, bum
my cherry he says 10 her. Well she didn't
polly VOC. Not on your natural. She 81 re
him the rigid face All saysi: IN have you
know I'm ladyP She thoIsht shed been
insGlted. That's on he 1eat. I says 10 him.
Wei. you are the worst ! ever see, spring
in French on a girl tirlt got Ter education
from three months In nign- school,
It was 9 O'Clock when they left the Of
fee. As they STEPPED out of the elevator
and buttoned their coats for an entry into
the cold and windy street, Artie said:
I'm all nutty on song l heard again
las night. 1 wish 1 could get on to that
tune:
Don't forget to put me off at Buffalo
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!'
Nit; not bit like it. It's Sunny /
can't get that thing Strengthened out in
my coco. You've heard IL, amt your"
on, yes, I've heard it, but can't re-
THE songs all right. It's about the
porter that put the wrong guy off O. the
sleepin' car.
"oh-h-h-h-h a man gets on at Albany,
And to the porter says:
Put me o-O-O-n at Buffalo,
a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta,
I1-rudy-dudy-da -
Rats I can't remember it. I'm going
70 learn It, though. You ought to seen the
fairy that sung itv'
Where was that?"
over at the show last night. She did
sing II all right, but you could Sc that she
had one o. those 'me-and-Patu fronts.
Say, that fairy had Ada Rehan beat to
a standstill, and she knew it. 1 amt
stuck on them song and dance queens.
They re all Ike me old friend, Maggie
Cline-too refined for such a rough bus
mess. l never see one yet that didn't
have her head pulled up like a poached
egg.
'If you find me hard to wake
Dont forget hi-tumpty shake,
Put me on, oh, dead or alive.
1T goes something like that in the cho-
rus ! see right now I've got to learn it.
] think it's the best thing I've heard late-
ly, except that Wagner shootin' match
that you steered me up against down at
the Auditorium. That Wagner business
was the best thing that ever happened -
Miller laughed through the upturned col
lar OF his overcoat at Artie's comments
on wagner music. Miller and young Mr.
Hal had strongly advised Artie to hear
wagner programme at the Auditorium
Artle went to the show and came to the
ounce next day and said that II was the
greatest thing he had ever heard. They
aldn think he was in earnest. but they
naa never been able to learn his exact
opinion or Wagner. He persisted in prais-
Ing the concert, but they had reason to
peIleVe he was 'stringng'' them
w.. as Arue was remarking on the
ever happened, Miller took him by the
arm ana led him toward billiard hall
fiftsa S tnely frequently went to engage in
Artie was the better PLAYER. and ,,sua1l,,
had 10 spot" three 'i''
me corner table was not in use with
remarks that he would proceed 70 Ma,
poor as old folks played it. Artie removed
ms coat pushed his linen cuffs into one
VI the sleeves, lighted fat cigar and ne
gan critical inspection of the cues i'm fbe
rack. AS ne ran his eyes along the line
:" .M cues Por ne sang very softly:
MI forter, when you wake me in the
- MORN" says he W
Remember if kick it doesn't go.
Observation-Disclosures
Fuf R me of on the train when you get to
added if keep on I'll get that song" he
You ought to be on the stage - Gotta
@h ..Is5f, vigorously chalking his cue
on Ha al, me matter of you? I've been
III sbe,, prayed rebel captain in one O.
b tnsia queer war plays. 1t was for the
Dehent of somebody's game over there
On me west side. a know l put on ali
tba inc,1 %hlskers and had to say 'cu-airse
NINE and all that Kind o. talk. Thew
sa .sq.l l was very rotten
wen, was your"
was bad enough. all right. all right
a. a., e5iat' think l done as we'll as An
Artie carefully deposited his c,gor
one edge of the table and "busted'' the
+ al,ah baiis with d fierce stroke of the
When the balls stopped rolling thew
were scattered all over the table. but moi
one OF them had gone into pocket
n, Arf
- ne backed away from the table ana
took firm bite at his cigar. ''e anu
Nhen he became deeply engaged in a
sdmS OF pool, and particularly when he
was behind in the count, he droSnedi ~, NJ
usnal laxative mood and became silenfIv
earnest and watchful. MY
Miller appeared to have caught a ,,-;v
nlns stroke, and although Artie was ex
pected 70 spot" three, Miller had fonr
pans balis peiore Artie had any. TheneArti
sun deeper into his mouth and studv5np
me SITUATION carefully before undertake
He did not observe the young man who
nad drifted oyer from another table to
Ma5ch l. me game until this. young man
said, IN comment on one of Artfe's fail
made bank" s"' u nave
,. Artie glanced at him sharply The
young man had a dark mustache. pointed
az the ends. His garments bespoke a
sI,oTty eheapness and he was smoking a
Artie looked at Miller and said. 81
wasn knew where l could get some
pralny guy to give me lessons in this
The young man smoking the cigarette
did not pretend to hear the sur He
leaned against one of the posts and .idIv
MatehLetd Miller prepare to make an i'm
Strange to say, Miller made the imnossi-
PIE shot, although the ball did not go
INTO the pocket for which he had vaguely
intended it. Miller bore up calmly. as #
he We're not surprised.
ION, sister,, moaned Artie, Il got no
snow Tor my life with man that plays
IKE that. Just shut your eyes every time
and you've got cinch. -
Ihat was a lucky play" observed the
'oh, I don't know" said Artie re-
garding the stranger with a sideu,isa
glance; Il don't know"
Miller shot again and went out.
NOW, let's make ii three-handed
game" said the stranger, coming for
Artie STONED short slo,,t,, .,,,,,,.s -
chin, and looked at the intruder. lyon
Won think I'm too fly if L ask you a
question will your
Why, no.
Wen, where did you get your chips to
come IN here2 / amt seen any one haul
IN az you to get you in. Your clothes
now, there's no need Of maxim a
Eating smile
Amt there2 You're just trying to