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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
Right and Left

Paralyzing blows are being dealt at dis
ease by the great tonic and regulator,
Hostetter Stomach Bitters. Fever and
ague, general debility, rheumatism, nerv-
Gus ailments, constipation and dyspepsia
are among the maladies for which ex-
perience has proved it specific. Its
work is thorough, its effects are prompt.
1t is not, however, advertised to produce
immediate cures, though it affords speedy
relief, and will, If given reasonable trial,
such as any standard remedy deserves,
root out the maladies to which 1t is adapt
cd. In emergencies arising in families, it
is particularly serviceable, and it is es-
teemed throughout the land as medicine
of comprehensive uses, wholesome vege-
table composition and unobjectionable
flavor. 1t has risen to popularity by
purely legitimate means, and only we'll
substantiated facts are alleged in regard
to it. Use it systematically.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
Poor Tomnvi

"Mary, what can have become Of that
cake that was In the sideboardi"
"Indade, mem, tn cat must have ate 1t. !"
~ found the stopper out of the decanter
Of sherry when I came down this morn
ing"
"Sure, mem, tn cat is that cute 1t takes
1t out wild his feet an drinks 1t tro' his
whiskers, men,"
II found this policeman's badge on the
sofa."
"May niver be saved If tn thavin brute
don't be afther bringin In tn quarest
things off Of tn strate, mem!'
"And am sure noticed strong smell
of tobacco in the Kitchen"
"Howly saints, mem, the durrty haste
do be afther stickin his tail in tn CRATE
this very hour, memW-New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

My little boy, when two years of age,
was taken very i'll with bloody fux.
was advised to use Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhsa Remedy, and luck
ilY procured part of bottle. I carefully
read the directions and gave it accord
ingly. He was very low, but slowly and
surely he began to improve, gradu.
ally recovered, and is now as stout and
strong as ever. feel sure il saved his
life. l never can praise the Remedy half
its worth. am sorry every one in the
world does not know how good it is, as I
do.-Mts. Lima 8. Hinton, Grahamsville,
Marion Co., Florida. For sale by all
druppist.
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THE DRuMMER's LITTLE PUZZLE.

The Doolittle Club Worked Two Weeks
on 1t, but Without Success.
The drummer had spent few hours
very pleasantly with the members of the
Doolittle club. He rose to go and after
shaking hands affectionately with the va.
rious members and expressing his warm
attachment to the club and promising
faithfully to return again in the course of
4 couple of weeks, "By the way" said
he, "if any Of you wish to remember me
specially during my absence, have
rather peculiar little puzzle here-a simple
little thing Of my own make-which you
might find interesting in your leisure mo-
ments." And he gave them the peculiar
little puzzle Of his own make and left
them oheerfully.
The club Immediately concentrated it,
self upon the puzzle. 1t finished the day
at the puzzle, remarking as it did SO that
"that was good puzzle all right, -" but
nevertheless confident of success. The fol-
lowing day was similarly employed and
with similar results. Another day and an
other came and were gone; week rolled
away, and though the members Of the club
were incessant In their labors upon the
puzzle 1t was still unsolved. Another
week began. Some of the members had
now become SO interested and determined
that they scarcely left for meals, but the
puzzle still held out. The week drew to-
ward close. Some of the club had not
slept for three nights. The drummer re-
turned. They were still hard at work upon
the puzzle.
every interesting puzzle, isn't it9" he
remarked as he looked over their shoul-
ders.
Interestingly I wish had never seen
the doggasted thingp' exclaimed one. II
can't leave II"
II very nearly had it last Thursday, !"
exclaimed another.
"Say, colonel" said another, ibid you
really make this puzzle YOURSELF"
II did," was the reply.
"Well," said the same man, II don't
think the thing really can be done any
way"
"Don't your remarked the drummer
thoughtfully.
"No, don't"
swell, that's just what I think about 1t
too" coolly remarked the drummer as he
ambled toward the door In haste.-Texas
Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

tie "Pellet" will remove very big lump
and act as a gentle laxative. Two "Pel-
let's" are a mild cathartic. A short
"course" of pellets )" will cure indiges-
ton permanently. 1t will cure constipa-
ton. After that, you can stop taking
them. A good many pills act SO vio-
lently as to derange the system, and in
its disordered state, digestion will not
90 on without a continued use of the
pills. That's the worst feature of most
pills. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
never make slaves of their users.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets-it's an
easy name to remember. Don't let a
designing druggist talk you into "some-
thing Just as good" He makes more
money on the "just as good" kind.
That's why he would rather sell them.
That's why you had better not take
them.
Whenever they are tried, they are al
ways in favor, so free sample package
"a to doses) is sent to any one who
asks. Worlds Dispensary Medical A.
ISOLATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Six weeks ago I suffered with a We

Six weeks ago suffered with very
severe cold; was almost unable to speak
My friends all advised me to consult q
physician. Noticing Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy advertised in the st. Paul Volks
zeitung procured bottle, and after
taking it short while was entirely we'll
I now most heartily recommend this
remedy to anyone suffering with cold.
VIM. KEEL, 678 Selby Ave-, st. Paul, MINI.
For sale by all druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
sUNBEAMs.

Bursting in from school or play,
This is what the children say;
Trooping, providing, big aud small,
On the threshold, in the hall
Joining in the constant cry,
Ever as the days 60 by,
"Where's mother?"
From the weary bed of pain
This same question come again;
From the boy with sparkling eyes
Bearing home his earliest prize;
From the bronzed and bearded son,
where's mother?"
Burden with a lonely task,
One day we vainly ask,
For the comfort of her face,
For the rest of her embrace;
Let us love her while we may,
Well for us that We can say
''Where's mother?"
Mother with untiring hands
At the post of duty stands,
Patient seeking not her own,
Anxious for the good alone
OF the children as they cry,
Ever as the days 60 by,
"Where's mother?"
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Reduced Rates.

Grand lodge, I. o. 0. F., Albuquerque,
N. M September 8 to IL, 1896. For the
above occasion the Santa Fe Route will
place on sale tickets to Albuquerque and
return at one fare ($3.45) for the round
trip. Dates of sale, Sept. 7,8 and 9,good
for return passage until Sept. ID, 1896.
II. s. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
The Hole In the Lett rield Fenoe

The Hole In the Loft Field Fence.
We could sec the pitcher very well,
But not the man at the bat,
Through the hole we found In the left field
fence,
But we never minded that.
A part we saw, and part we heard,
And as regards the rest
We used the Imagination heaven
{ Has given to boys and guessed.
The sun beat holly upon my neck,
And knelt In posture there
That would break my back to attempt today,
But Of course didn't care.
There were two men out runner at first,
Score tied. and upon my ear
There fell "Strike two, " from the umpire,
In tones like foghorn clear.
Then dandy drive that center muffed--
The sun shone In his face
And asked my surging. clamorous heart,
sWill he try TO make second basei'
saw the fielder when he threw,
The hurtling ball DESCRIBED,
And heard the coacher hoarsely yell
TO the runner there TO slide,
And that was all saw or heard
] was swiftly lifted thence;
Another boy had claimed his turn
At the hole in the left field fence.
As cit In the grandstand here today
The conviction comes to me
That the game q . whole ID far from what
Its fragments used to be.
A stated Gight by indulgence dulled
Yearns for the confluence
Compelled by circumstance like that
OF the hole In the left field fence.
Detroit Tribuns.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
THAT LUMP in a

THAT LUMP in a
IN a II IS st o III a C h
which makes him IT.
ritable and misera-
BILE and unfit for bus
mess or pleasure is
caused by indiges-
ton. Indigestion,
like charity, covers
a multitude of sins.
The trouble may be
in stomach, liver,
bowels. Wherever it
is, it is caused by the
presence of poison
GUS, refuse matter
which Nature has
been unable to rid
herself of, unaided.
In such cases, wise
people send down a
little health officer,
personihed by one
of DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets, to search
out the seat of
trouble and remove
~. H ia
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
Early by Nature.

IT don't see what makes people write SO
much spring poetry before spring really
gets here" said the critical young wo-
man.
"That's easily explained" replied the
young Mr.. Snibbs. "When the weather is
raw and cold and you wish spring would
come, it's easy enough to be joyous and
complimentary over 1t. But when spring
really gets here and strikes you with hot
wave one day and fog the next you kind
Of lose your enthusiasm. Washington
Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Theories of cure may be discussed at
length by physicians but the sufferers
want quick relief; and One Minute Cough
Cure will give il to them. A safe cure
for children. ut 10 the only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results"
Newton's drug store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Don't trifie away time whom you have
cholera morbus OF diarfhna. Fight
them in the beginning with DsWitt's
Colo 3 Cholera Care. You don't have TO
wait for results, they are instantaneous,
, and IL leaves the bowels in healthy condi-
tion. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 3S49.]

Land Office at Santa Fe, N. M.
August 8, 1895.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver, It Santa Fe, N. M, on
September 10, 1898, viz: william Sparks, oil
Glorieta, N. NJ, for the n. ., X, Of section II
tp. 10 n, r. n east.
his continuous residence upon, and cultiva-
ton of, said land, viz: Clarence N. Sparks
Of Rociada, N. M; Henry Winsor, Martin
Winsor, Alfred Viles Of Glorieta, N. NJ.
JAMES H. WALKKR, Register.
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now to Fool the Jury.

Miss Playne-I. wonder If I could recover
any damages II were to sue him for
breach Of promisef
Miss Pretty You might possibly IL you
should wear heavy veil all through the
triall--Texas Sitter,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

The whole system 10 drained and under.
mined by indolent ulcers and open sores.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Sslve speedily heals
them. II is the best pile cure known.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

The charming maid
Pretends to wade,
And uses all her arts,
But not into the sea she wades,-
She wades into our hearts.
The season now
Has come, alas!
OF oyster-stews and pastry cooks;
She wades not now into our hearts
She wades into our pocket-books.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,
Trains No. and 2 carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, FL Paso
and the City Of Mexico, dining cars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west Of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made In Union
Dspots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Sants Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 3. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Rank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

If dull, spiritless ana stupid; if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if your ap-
petite is capricious and uncertain. You
need sarsaparilla. For best results
take DeWitt's. 1t recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20


Since 1873 there have been nine cpl
denies of disentery in different parts of
the country in which Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhpa Remedy was used
with perfect success. Dysentery, when
epidemic, is almost as severe and danger
Gus as Asiatio cholera. Heretofore the
best efforts of the most skilled physicians
have failed to check it's ravages; this
remedy, however, has cured the most
malignant cases, both of children and
adults, and under the most trying condi-
tions, which proves 1t to be the best
medicine in the world for bowel COM
plants. For sale by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

The Bible Text Given Little Willie
"Now Moses was an austere man and
made atonement for the sins Of his peo-
ple."
Little Willie's Recitation---Now, Moses
was an oyster man and made ointment
for the shins of his people.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Marriage lotteryi" sighed the maid
Az she thought Of her dead romance
Which had faded AZ summer roses fade;
"Alas! I may never get I'm afraid,
A chance to take chance"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

It doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliouness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by un-
avoidable circumstances; DeWitt's Little
Early Risers will speedily cure them all.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

"Boys will be boys" but you can't af-
ford to lose any of them. Be ready for
the green apple season by having De-
Wits Colo x Cholera Cure in the house.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities and
disease. 1t does this and more. It builds
up and strengthens constitutions impair
ed by disease. 1t recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Oh, for lodge in some vast wilderess;
Some boundless contiguity Of shade,
Where women do not get in groups to
guess
Now much their neighbours hired girls
are paid.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

If you have ever seen a little child in
the agony of summer complaint, you can
realize the danger of the trouble and APP
preciate the value of tantaneous relief al
ways afforded by DeWitt's Collie & Cholera
Cure. For dysentery and diarrhea it is
a reliable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as cure unless it were
cure. Newton's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Poison ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Though one and one are one, tbs said,
When he and she do marry,
The paradox soon rights itself
Ere long there's one to carry.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

A man who suffered badly went to
consult specialist about his affection.
The expert asked: Do you stutter all the
time? "N-n-n-no," replied the stut.erer.
~ s.s-s stut-t-t-t-ter only when I t-t.t-
talk"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

o quivering strings, wherefrom the bow
Draws forth such heavenly souDds
know
Your pain. Thus human hearts are
strung,
And from their tense chords music
wrung.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

"Where are you located nowf"
"Same building you are in-tenth
floor"
am on the second floor. Drop down
and see me-"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20
Cheap Rates to Milwaukee,

Cheap Rates to Milwaukee,
The Burlington Route will sell tickets
on August 22nd and 23rd from Denver to
Milwaukee and return for $3.50, final re-
turn limit August 3lst. This rate is for
the meeting of national convention, Re-
publican league, and rate is open to the
public.
See that your tickets read via the Bur-
lington. g. W. VALLERY,
General Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

century ago there was net mile of
telegraph or telephone wire in existence,
not a foot of railway nor steamship.
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Sing song of sixpence pocket full o

Sing song of si1pence pocket full OF
rye;
Four and twenty cherry seed forgotten in
the pie.
When the pie was brought, the king said,
ut doth delight u.s."
And ats the whole thing seeds and all, and
got appendicitis.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

Many days work is lost by sick head
ache, caused by indigestion and stomach
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are the most effeotual pills for overcoming
such difficulties. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

The bold, bad caterpillar soon,
All snugly hid from view,
Will murmur to the summer girl:
/ have drop on you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

$50 you've lost all your marbles, Ell!
Well, it serves you right. Boys always
lose who play on Sunday"
But how about the other fellow who
won all my marbles?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-20

g. W. vALLERY, General Agent, Denver.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-29
Congressional Doines Summarized.

WASHINGTON. April 2g-The senate
adopted the amendment. to the naval ap-
preparation bill prohibiting naval officers
from serving naval contractors and dis
cussed ut length the appropriation for four
battlcships. German moved to FIX the
number at two and made long speech
which developed a wrangie as to who Was
responsible for the failure Of congress to
improve the national finances. He argued
that with deficit in the treasury it was q
bad time to build great navy. Stewart
made a free silver speech.
The house passed tho Pickler general
pension bill by vote Of )s7 TO 81 Tho
Republicans and Populists voted solidly
in favor OF the measure and the Demo.
Gratis with six exceptions, solidly against
it. The six Democsats wers Fitzgerald,
Sorg, Cummius, Walsh, Downing and
layton. The bankruptcy bill was taken
up for a vote Saturday at 4 p. m, under
Especial order. A resolution asking Sec
rctary Oiney to appeal for Hammond, one
OF the South African Uitlandcrs sentenced
to death by the Bocrs, was sent to the Tor
eiGn relations committee
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-29
TALKED OF BIZ THE CABINET.
Why We Have No Representative I'm the
Transvaal British Protection.

Why We Have No Representative i'm the
Transvaal-British Protection.
Hsmmond's case was referred to in the
cabinet meeting, and although the state
department authorized no statement con.
corning his case further than making
public q telegram from Vice Consul
knight predicting Communication Of
sentence, it cannot be doubted that the
government will do all within its power
TO secure an ame}ioration OF Hammond's
sentence. inasmuch as he Is regarded as
rather the victim Of circumstances than
rs q deliberate conspirator against the
Boer government. 1t Is believed, how.
ever, that oven before the machinery of
the department can be set in motion
Hammond's sentence will have been com.
muted. It is felt at the state department.
that II has been criticised rather unjustly
in congress and elsewhere upon its con.
duct OF Hamnond's case
The complaint that 1t has worked
through British officials to secure fair
treatment for the American prisoner. il is
said, Is made In ignorance Of the require
Inents OF international Law. The United
States has no diplomatic representative
whatever In the Transvaal, nor can IL
have SO long as the foreign relations Of
that country are conficed By treaty to
Grea: Britain. and il would be manifest
violation Of propriety and international
Law for the United States TO ignore Great
Britain In this matter, and particularly
90 In view Of the slacrity with which the
British government has responded to on.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-29
HEAVY SENTENCES FOR SIXTY.
What kruger Told Reporter as to His
Future Action.

What Kruger Told Reporter as to His
Future Action.
LONDON, April % The Chartered South
Africa company has received a cable dis
patch from Johannesburg giving further
details of the Judgment of the high court
at Pretoria in the case of the members of
the national reform committee. This dis
patch states that in addition to the SEN
tence Of death passed upon the leaders Of
the reform committee sixty other Mcm-
bcrs have been sentenced to two years I'M
prisonincnt, a fine Of $4,000 (s1g, 000), and
three years subsequent punishment. The
dispatch adds: There is great excitement
Tin Johannesburgl and unless the sem
fences are speedily committed trouble is
expected"
a dispatch from Pretoria says that
President Kruger told an Associated Press
reporter that he was earnestly weighing
in his mind the days developments. His
honor Trusted that Johannesburg would
calmly await the decision of the govern
rnent. The written Judgment, no said,
could not be Submitted to the executive
until tomorrow. when the matter would
he promptly dealt with. Mean while the
political atmosphere is sultry and it is
felt that immensely important Issues de-
pend upon Immediate action bv the
president and the executives, who will
probably consider the sentence in council.
Monster petitions to the executive asking
for Communication and pardon are now be.
ing generally signed here
a Johannesburg cable says: '"rhc trial
OF the reform committee which has been
going on in Pretoria is probably of moro
interest to Johannesburg than to any
where else in the world. Its outcome has
been awaited with an interest that was
almost q suspense. The sentences have
been grcnt shock hero and the news
sprsnd almost in an instant through the
whole place. The center of the town was
thronged with excited groups and every
person in the community was engaged in
eager discussion of the news. Apparently
no one can bring himself to believe that
the sentences will be carried out.
"No disturbances have occurred here
since the news was received, as the police
have not attempted to interfere with any
gathering. In fact, the gatherings have
been characterized by an entire absence Of
disorder or noise, suppressed tension of
feeling being rather manifest and a silence
which is deemed rather more luminous than
would be shouts and outcrics. Business
is entirely suspended and all the theatres
are closed, no one having any inclination
for either business or pleasure"