New-York tribune., 1896-01-04
THE talk or THE DAY.

1HE lam .Of IHE Dtf.
Since the year 1904 about 2j0.000.G0 Bib.es have
been printed ami circulated
hours every night? That is bad. shall have 70
treat you for chronic insomnis. .oo,,, r. M doo
tor: don't think its as bad as that simply can't
sleep-tChicago Tribune.
The medical students in the University Of Ath-
ems Greece indulgng In riots because women
have been admitted to the University. In a dispute
over the question. an Arca1ian student recently
shot a student from Asia Minor.
Reliable Indicaton.-"D the old fellow have
Il rather think so"
Makes a show does he?"
Oh no-but his daughter. who is thirty-ive years
old and awfully ugly, was married last week.
tGothamite.
Baker County, OF the most fertile counties
I'm Georgia has no railroad. telegraph telephone
lines in its borders, and 1t has newspaper.
Done According to System Miss Beverly, why
does your history club meet twice week?
The first night we meet We find the place, where
next night you know, We read. .'-tChcago Record
The Universalst Register" for 1896 is a COM
pact compendium OF facts and statistics in regard
TO the Tniversast Church In this country II is
edited by the Rev DR.. Richard Eddy and issued
10y the rnivcrsast Publishing House of Boston.
REACTION
Tnere3 never a JOY that weary woe
Close az its heels does not bark;
There's never day OF glamorous glow
But gives room to the night and dark:
And the love that gows in its passionate might
H. followed by coldness strange
To the deep delight OF the bargain fight
indianapolis Journal
The Church OF st. Mary. in Knburn. suburb
In the northeast of London. has had an unknown
benefactor for nineteen years. On certain Decem-
Der day. every year. envelope is found in the
collection box. containing sl0o. II found there
as usual a few days ago No effort is made TO dis
the benefactor, for fear the discovery might
result in the loss OF the annual gift
Goographcal-Miss Beacon Hll-Dear met
Strange, but l cannot remember. Where Is Dres-
len cut,
the address a show-wndow to-day.-tTruth.
The people OF Sicily are rejoicing tho death
OF the notorious brgsnd Spna, who has made life
the neighborhood OF Aderhe uncertain and spread
fear throughout the land. He was found mur-
iered n few weeks ago by policemen. with a bullet
hole In the back OF his head lie was well armed
and had considerable money about him. reward OF
5000 lire about 500 had been offered for his
capture.
His Mother-You see, your grandpapa is very SICK
Say something to him.
The Son-Grandpa; would you like TO have soldiers
at your funeral?--,f. fllustra ton.
Mr. Kalbneisch. of Rochester is vestry-
man of Christ Church in that city. and the ticket
agent OF the New-York Central Railroad. While
lie In his Office ;he other day. man came
20 the window and said he wanted ticket to
Chris, Church. Mr. Kalbfeisch thought he
being made the victim OF joke until the
added Christ Church. Zealand" He could
not be accommodated with ticket TO that place
and he finally bought one to Timaru. New-Zealand.
which is about lio miles from Rochester
\ Worthy Target No." said the funny man.
Il guess don't want TO 20 to any war"
Tit Bits. "
The prospect was fascinating -(Cincinnati En-
quirer.
The Philadelphia Record" says that two men
were recently arrested for d slight breach of the
peace. They willing to pay their fines and
wanted 10 be released at once. They were &C.
coidingly bundled into the patrol wagon and driven
10 the Magistrates residence There the patrol SER
geant learned that the Judge was attending Divine
services al "A church squares distant from the
house. They drove TO the church and one OF the
patromen went in and quietly called the Judge out
side The latter went out to the wagon and pro-
ceeded at TO open court The patrol sergeant
testified the nature of the offence for which
the men had been arrested. The magistrate in
nlcted the usual fine upon them. They paid up
promptly and discharged. and the judge went
back TO his interrupted devotions.
Where She Placed Her Reliance -"Jes' sposln'"
said Farmer Corntossel that they should be war"
Nonsense: his wife replied they amt goin' ter
be sech thing.
BUT s'posen they should; whurd this country
stand
answered.
Il know But an't we gittin kinder rusty war;
fare?' he persisted. Amt We kinder been lettin
our military spirit gt neglected.
"Josiar." she said with a touch of impatience
tlgued OF course amt been don sech
big lot O. drillIn' an callin ter arms. an sech
things is ordinarily resorted TO fer keepin
In practice. But"-and her face lit up with look
football playin goin' on"-tWashington Star.
man one bitterly cold day .ast winter why ne didn't
have his church opened week days and let the
poor IN and warm themselves. why. dear
fellow the reply. what are you talking
about? Think OF the carpets" This suggests q
story that Dean Stanley used to tell about verger
in Westminster Abbey On a certain week day this
verger came upon man In the Abbey on his knees
praying. With much indignation he ordered the
man desist. adding in explanation: III let you
60 on. pretty soon peop.e would be praying all over
the church..
A certain woman with a small income ana
large heart, has family OF mpecunious cou-
sIns-mostly girls OF the type that cahhot EAR, earn
down upon the nearest available beneIactor one
worried over them last winter conslderaDiy pecauso
she was sure the necessaries or lie "vrc Iui,is
low In their little house. and she hnaliy gave up
her Christmas presents To rcr own Iamy anu
sent the cousins check instead. TWO weeks iater
she met two of the girls at tea-tney aMays
handsome gold buckle nt her waist. Dear Cou-
ain Jane, one Cf them said. enusiVeiy, we were
grateful for your gift We have wanted buckles
for year. and now we have gotten them thFouSh
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