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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

and John Shea, for Il purse OF $50; dis
lance to be 2la miles down the river and
return. A lively time is anticipated.
The Cedarville ferry will soon be in
running order, as it has been re-hung by
Clio. Hyder.
Miss Nellie Glover, who is attending
school in Centralia, spent part OF last
week with her parents here.
+. p. Bagshaw, Matt Backman and j.
Joyce were Aberdeen visitors last week
They speak very highly of the Seattle of
Chehalis county.
G. N. Mills ia still in the east, where
he was called by announcement of his
brothers. DEATH He is expected home
about tho middle of this month.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
AMENDED HER LIST,
She Now Declares That Lawyers Come
Under the Head of Nusances.


Under the Head of Nuisances.
A few evenings ago a lawyer living
~ West Philadelphia was visited at his
residence by an indignant woman, who
declared that she had come for legal adj
vice, and in businesslike manner de-
posted on his table S. note as re-
tanning fee After pocketing the money
tho man Of law politely requested her
to proceed with her statement. She said
sho was continually afflicted with a SO.
ries of nuisanccs which she desired the
lawyer to have abolished.
She was annoyed by neighbor on
ouo side, she said, who is q music teach
tr and trainer Of tho voice. Tho con-
slant humping On tho piano and the
dlscordant notes of the vocal students
made her very nervous. On the other
side the neighbor kept chickens, which
awolle her early in the morning by their
growing and annoyed her during the
day by flying over the fence and invad-
ing her premises. Day and night she
was made nervous by the noise Of the
trolley cars passing her door, organ
grinders and peddlers made her life mis-.
cradle, hucksters added to her misery
by calling their wares, and she wanted
to know what action she must take in
order to be made free of such nuisances.
The lawyer reflected a few moments
with compressed brow, and then said,
Madam, you are decidedly unfortu-
nate, and my advice to you is that you
60 to real estate agent and engage him
to secure for you a nice comfortable
dwelling in the suburbs Of some coun-
try village, where the nearest neighbor
is quarter Of mile away, organ grind
ers unknown, trolley cars unheard Of,
and where hucksters and peddlers do
not come" Realizing that she was S.
out, the woman replied, "r1l do as you
say and include among the others that
no lawyers must exist in the same coun.
tv. "--Phaladelphia Record
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
FROM QUINIACLT.

w. III. Higgins is at work upon his
claim.
Mr.. Bruce Canning is to carry the
Queets mail.
S. Hulteen and Anil Peterson left for
Hoquiam Saturday.
j. A. Ingram and wife are at home,
after their wedding trip.
George Parks visited IIulnptulips OH
business one day last week.
A step-son of Mr.. Moore's arrived at
Quiniault last Sunday. lie may locate
here.
A. X. Underwood, a Mexican war
veteran. will leave for the soldiers home
at Orting on Monday next.
The recent storms have blown down a
great many trees, making it impossible
to get pack-horses over the trail, and the
mail has been packed in on foot.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

Mr.. G. Caillouette, druggist, Beavers
vile, H., says: "To DR.. Kings New
Discovery owe my life. Was taken with
la grippe and tried all the physicians for
miles about, but OF no avail and was given
up and told could not live. Having DR..
Kings New Discovery in my store | sent
for bottle and began its use, and from
the first dose began to get better, and al
ter using three bottles was up and about
again. 1t is worth its weight in gold We
won't keepstore or house without it," Get
free trial at W. B. Paine & Co.'s drug
store.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
a GEEAr BLOWHOt.E.
Tho Singular Rock Formation ON the Aus.
tralian Coast.

One Of tho most pleasant as we'll as
famous tourist resorts in New South
Wales is situated OH the coast some 70
miles south Of Sydney. The center Of
this district is Kama, a picturesque
and thriving town surrounded by rich
agricultural country, and which has
been built upon an old igneous flow Of
basalt that has solidified and crystal
lied into hugo columns of what is pop
olarly called "bluestone. This forma-
ton is seen to perfection on the west
coast Of Scotland and north of Ireland
at st. Fingal's cave and other places,
and those who are acquainted with the
rugged appearance Of the coast in these
places can form q good idea Of the ap-
pearance Of the New South Wales coast
at this point. Kama, unlike other tour.
list resorts, can DO thoroughly enjoyed
in either fair or stormy weather, and
those who visit the town when good
gale is blowing have an opportunity Of
witnessing sight the like Of which
does not exist elsewhere on our globe.
The famous "Blowhole' here situated,
in the middle Of rocky headland run.
ming out into the sea, forms a truly Won
drous sight. With each successive break
er the ocean spray is sent shooting up
into the air sometimes as high as from
300 to 400 feet, descending in a drench.
ing shower and accompanied by a rum.
bling noise as Of distant thunder, which
can be heard for many miles around.
This "Blowhole" is q singular nat
ural phenomenon, and consists of per.
pendicular hole, nearly circular, with a
diameter Of about ten yards across, and
has the appearance of being the crater
Of an extinct volcano. This is connected
with the ocean by a cave about 100 yards
in length, the seaward opening Of which
is in all respects similar to St. Fingal's
cave OH tho west coast Of Scotland, the
same perpendicular basaltic columns
forming the side walls Of each. Into
this cave towering waves rush during
stormy weather, and as the cave extends
some distance farther into the rock than
the "Blowhole," on the entrance Of
each wave this cavity becomes full Of
compressed air, which, when the tension
becomes too great, blows tho water with
stupendous force up to the pe-pendicu.
lar opening.-Photographio Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
FOR FREE SILVER FIRST.
The Tramp Was Ambitious. but He Want.
ed Something to Sell.

The Tramp Was Ambitious. but He Want
ed Something to Sell.
The prominent citizen Of an interior
town took q good look at the tramp who
applied to him for assistance, and then
said, "You would like to have me do
something that would permanently bet
ter your condition, wouldn't your"
"That's it, boss, replied tho tramp.
II knew it!' exclaimed the promi-
nent citizen. Gas class you have been
maligned. You are not seeking the
nickels and dimes merely. You have
higher aims. You have ambitions"
Fright you are, boss. If you'd stake
me to hundred now
"I'll do better than that" said tho
philanthropist "I'll try this Detroit
free land idea. You shall have couple
of acres to start with"
"Seems most too good to be true,
boss" exclaimed the tramp. "What
kin sell it for?'
"Sell it! Sell it, You can't sell it. I"
"Then faint no good to me-, re-
turned the tramp.
"Why, certainly it is You can work
it-raise vegetables and all that, you
know, and make yourself self support
ing"
"Work it?''
"Certainly!"
"Work?"
"Of course"
81 reckon we'd better part right
here" said the tramp. II amt never
worked nothin but man. I'm ambi-
tious all right, an if you've got any
thing I kin hook for the price Of beer
I'm your horseshoe, but you can It catch
me on no free land deal I'm for free
silver first. Chicago Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
'oung, Middle.Aged and Old Men

If you are victims of youthful indiscretions
(hd unnatural losses, if you are on the road to
iocy, insanity and the grave, if gloom and
Aelancholy, Authorizations, morbid fear and
nnatural lust pervadcs your mind, ii you are
kspondent and downhearted, if you have lost
I energy and ambition, If you have an aver
pm to society, if your memory is failing and
bu are unfit for business or study, come at once,
)fore it is too late, to DOCTOR RADCLIFFE,
I'd he will quickly, safely and permanently
Ire you. The strictest secrecy observed in
ses of this character, so cast aside all feelings
shame to consult the DOCTOR.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

DR.. Radcliffe has had vast and varied
Experience in the speciality practice. Besides
being graduate of the leading colleges of
Imedcine and surgery in this country. he
comes to Seattle highly recommended for his
6kill and ability as physician and surgeon in
the most famous hospitals OF America and
Europe. Hundreds OF testimonials from CRATE
&ful patients who have been restored to health
pnd happiness, stamp him us a friend and
benefactor of humanity. These testimonials
Fan be seen at his ofiics at any time.
He especially urges all who are suffering
from auy
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
COUNTY, STATE and GENERAL.
COUNTY HAPPENINGS.
FROM GARRARD CREEK.


Joseph Couch visited Oakvilc last Fri
day.
Miss Maud Davenport closed her term
OF school here last Friday.
Will Bryan left on Monday for Porter
where he will reside in the future.
j. Z. Couch has moved his family
away from Lennon Bros camp, and
Mrs. B. S. Toothman is now head cook.
The boys in Lennon Bros. Il Co.. IS
camp are now shooting their logs into
the creek, and visitors are quite numer-
Gus. Last Monday there were ten ladies
and six gentlemen present to see the logs
60 down the shute.
The entertainment at the Connie school
house last Saturday evening, was well
attended. The following programme was
excellenlly rendered:
Song" Haste, Schoolmates, HASTE.
...... go. .......... Connie Pupils
Opening address. Artic Fitzgerald
Rccitaton-"E ducation".
....... ........... Clarence Watkins
Dialogue-Squlre Fuller's Hired Help,
Misses Alice, Fife and Myrtle Gar
rard and Maud Davenport, Messrs.
Willard IRA Lennon, w. II. Bryan,
Edgar Garrard and Willie Simmons
Song" Massa's In the Cold, Cold
Ground' ............... Connie Choir
Dialogue-"The Model Examination"
......... Connie Pupils
Recitation-"The Funny Little Boy"..
.................... Lester Lennon
Recitation-"Y Young Folks" ....
............. .... Tress Balch
Song Swinging Meath the Old APP
pie Tree. ..........C Connie Pupils
Recitation--"D andelions" =.
............,.,.. Maud Watkins
Song ......... 49,. Artie Fitzgerald
Dialogue-"W Oh Airth Is He q" 49,.
............M Misses Ellie Girrard,
Maud Davenport and Maud Watkins
Dearest May. 49,. Connie Choir
Dialosue-"The Census Taker" ...
....... Maud Davenport, w. IL. Bryan
Recitation--"My Dream" .
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Luther Lennon
Song ................ James Fitzgerald
Recitation. ....... ..... May Toothman
Recitation ~ ... John Watkins
Dialogue.-";cenei in an Editors Office
........... ...... Connie Pupils
Song-"O'er the Sea" Connie Pupils
Dialogue Catching the Train. 49,.
........... Alice Ga.rard, W Lennon
COHS ...............,.. ...N. w. Ilarp
Dialogue-"Fornist-The Scientist"
........W. Lennon, w. II. Bryan
Song-"Faily Moonlight" ......
......... ........... Connie Choir
Pantomime -"Contest Between the
United States and England. ....
..... James Williams, Ira Medley
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
FROM OAKNILLE.


j. f. Fitzgerald was in Montesano
Tuesday.
Rice Mace is ia Nontesano this week
on business.
A. NJ. Kneeland was an Oakville
visitor Sunday.
County Commissioner Coy was in
Oakville Tuesday.
The ferry-boat at the Bach ferry was
launched Tuesday.
Rev. Cospcr has begun revival meet
ings on Garrarl creek.
The Winiski boys are removing their
store building across the street.
James Smith and wife, OF Montesano,
were visiting relatives here Saturday.
A boat racing contest is to take place
on the Chehalis river, at Balch's ferry,
February 30, between John Hoenberger
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
From Hoquiam Washinetonlan:

The Market boy took a party of search
ers down the bay Tuesday. But nothing
could be found
b. $. Philbrck has been appointed
school director in place OF Seth Warren.
Mr.. Philbrick will make good man for
the position, being we'll acquainted with
the needs of the school.
The surveyors have located the first
section OF the new logging railroad for
Poison Bros. and work will begin at once.
This will be the second logging road
tributary to the Hoquiam river and enters
a fine section of timber.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

Mluo OWnerS versus COttOn GrOWCr6s
Two-thirds of our southern cotton
crop, valued at $500, 900, 900, is sold in
Europe to gold standard countries, and
the price is mainly fixed in Liverpool on
gold basis. If the United States adopts
free coinage without international agree
ment, the gold standard price for cotton
would remain exactly the same. The
southern farmer above all others is vi
tally interested in sound money, or the
dollar that has the largest purchasing
power, for his cotton is "good as gold"
in Europe or America. There is 100 per
cent profit in free silver to the western
mine owner and 100 per cent loss in it
to the southern cotton farmer. West
Tennessee Wing.
A Dollar We Want.
What we want, says an exchange, is
dollar easy to get and hard to let 60 !;
dollar that will pay 81 worth of debts
and then come back by means Of q string
attachment; dollar that snuggles easy
in tho socks of John Smith, but withers
like the mama Of old in a safe Of rail
road president; dollar that will buy
some flour while it buys much whisky
and tobacco dollar that is above draw
ing interest and yet will double itself
while the owner sits in the shade and
spits at crack in the pavement; dol
lar that will circulate without deprecia-
ticn, will buy shoes for baby while it
buys fun for man in places where he
can't take his wife; dollar that will
surely repair the waste Of sloth, appetite
and bad judgment; dollar that comes
to the lap of Incidence like worms to the
craw Of fatherless robin; dollar that
will remove the sentence pronounced
upon Adam, reverse the order Of nature
and transform the nature Of man.
Maysville XIV. News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

Wilbur's Puget Sound Cough Cure posi-
lively cures la grippe, coughs, colds,
hoarseness, whooping cough, lung and
throat trouble, and consumption. Can
be taken by the most delicate female or
child. Every bottle guaranteed to cure.
Price so cents. Sold by druggists.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
Can be Cured

IT it is Il lamentablc fact that the majority of
bsc who are in this deplorable condition,
Tough false pride and sham modesty, neglect
Id allow the disease to run on until the result
total impotency, blighted home, and in
hny cases desertion or separation To such
)fortunates will simply say that have It
$atment for such diseases which has never in
[e instance failed to restore the weak, debili-
Jed and diseased organs to the natural con-
lions and to their full power and vigOr.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
From COsmopolis Enterprise:

Rev. Sheafe has been assisting the
pastor of the Elma M. f. church in con.
Quoting revival services. He has been in
Sharon this week, on similar mission.
B. 3. Smith returned on the Point
Iona, arriving Sunday morning. AS to
his enjoyment Of the trip by water, and
picturesqueness of Il storm at sea, a bet
ter idea can be obtained by personal
interview.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
Chronic or Nervous Diseases

b consult him either in person or by letter
Ind to those who place themselves under his
bare he guarantees the best treatment which
nedical skill and the purest and most effective
Medicines can furnish. You may have squand
red your money with incompetent doctors
nd tried many means OF relief without getting
4elp, but to all such the skill and worldwide
anne of Dr. Radcliffe will appeal with peculiar
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
frecked maphood and
1Urecked WomaphOOd.

There are thousands and tens of thousands
)happy homes in our land today where the
use can be directly traced to the loss or par
y loss of sexual power in either the man or
yfe. Many OF those so afflicted believe their
nditon to be a process of nature which has
be endured, when in fact it is disease and
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
From MontssanO Vidstte:

Those of our people who have been in
clined to comment upon Aberdcen's jus.
tice court cases are not saying anything
these days. It's horse and horse.
John II. Kiel, of Copalis, John A. Will
liams, Of Aberdeen, and Chas. w. Wat
son, OF Markham, were examined by the
pension board Wednesday, for pensions.
A man "head over heels" in debt-so
much 30 that any one who trusted him
did so with the probability that the debt
could not be collectsd-would be a down.
right fool and even dishonest toward
those whom he owed were he to spend
what money he could get hold Of in max.
ing improvements in his property and
embarking in new enterprises. On the
contrary he would be expected to live
economically, save every dollar possible
and apply it upon the indebtedness. The
application of the same rule to public mat
tiers would have the same result. If we
are in the least in touch with the senti-
ment of the people, this is what they de.
sire
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
'pecial Htteptiop Will be Giver
TO all Diseases Of Womep.
DR.. Radcliffe

jas by years OF experience and unceasing toll
the fields of Medical Science discovered new
Methods and new remedies for the treatment
such diseases. which NEVER FAIL to pro-
[llce the most gratifying results.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
Wonderful Success

las crowned his efforts in the treatment of all
diseases OF the eye, ear, head, throat, lungs
3eart, stomach, liver, bowels, kidneys, bladder
Urinary organs, rheumatism. catarrh rupture,
lilies. hemorrhoids, all deformties.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY

Almost everybody takes some laxative
medicine to cleanse the system and keep the
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These are all caused by a sluggish Liver.
Good digestion and freedom from stomach
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Nu-EVERY PACKAGE~aN
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

port says, trailed deer over the noun
tain and stumbled upon fabulouslv rich
ledge.
A disastrous fire occurred in Philadel-
phia, Sunday destroying property valued
at 100000.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
Not Unalloyed Pleasure.

About the worst feature Of the in
dustrial revival is the starting up Of
the silver Drank. -Philadelphia Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
From MOntesano Economist:

+. A. Tarr was the victim in the re-
duction OF the auditors force at the close
of the month.
We are pleased to announce that Mrs.
Michael Gleason, VINO was removed to
the Aberdeen hospital, has recovered
sufficiently to be returded home.
The three charges against James a.
Kelley were dismissed in Judge Camp.
BELLS court yesterday, the complaining
witness, f. r. Brady, failing to appear.
The judge, quite properly, assessed the
costs to the delinquent witness, whose
failure to prosecute left The state without
case and caused the court to appear as
being made tool OF for private motives.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

One dozen photographs and the HERALD
one year, only $3.50. See advertisement.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06
Blood and Skin

Feases, sores, spots, pimples, scrofula, taints,
hors, rheumatism, eruptions, etc, promptly
fed leaving the system in pure, strong and
hlthful state.
Write full particulars of your trouble; thou
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

Some bargains in real estate are Of
PED on the fourth page.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

Bring your job printing to the HERAL1
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-02-06

THOMAS II. HAYES, HARRY A. HAYES
Bcllefoute Penn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-08-07
MONETARY TRUSTS HATE.
A New York Institution Berates Mr.
Bryan in Circular.

New York. Aug. THE Monetary
Trust, so Broadway, N. Y, has issued
a circular unusually bitter in tone
which is causing much resentment
among the free silver partisans:
Presidential candidates have been
notified heretofore at their own homes,
in modest manner, but this candidate
Bryan travels a thousand miles to
stand before a theater audience with
cap and bells and "cross" and crown"
He will fill the streets as Barnum did,
and for the same reasons. He is Moth
ing unless spectacular. He has never
done or said anything wise He spent
five years over that Chicago perora-
ton, and stampeded the bewiIdered
delegates with theatrical recitation"
He starts with Coxey on a march to
ward Washington, leaving Madison
Square Show Garden August II. By
his side Debs and all those who thrive
when laws are broken; Altgeld holding
a shield for their protection, and all the
long-haired men and short-haired -vo-
men who represent the American in
sane. What does he come to New
York for, anyhow? Will he tell our
wage earners that foreign money would
istration to keep them busy with ma
tional development? Not at all. Will
he tell our merchants that foreign
countries Will pay more for a cargo of
wheat, corn or cotton from silver basis
countries, than for a, similar cargo
from gold basis countries? Not at all
His politics would not increase
values. They would simply reduce the
relative value of our legal money. 1t
would take more adulterated money to
buy things and that adulterated money
would be harder to earn. His politics
would not bring one dollar more from
other countries for our products, but
would shut out investment money in
thousands of millions. The New York
security market has been shrinking at
suggestion of Bryan's approach. If, by
any national calamity. he could be
elected, civilization itself would shrink,
and truth for a time be crushed to
earth. Worthy citizens will support
common honesty and national credit,
and will never choose a travelling show
man for president. who goes to his
memory for speeches and to all dia-
bolical party platforms for his princi-
ples.''