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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Her Sense of Humor.

She was in merry mood when her husband
came home that evening.
You have often said, dear" she remarked
affectionately, that women haven't any sense
of humor."
sThey haven't"
You don't give us the credit we deserve.
I'll admit that my sense of humor is not very
great. But any faculty can be developed with
cultivation"
Have you been cultivating your sense OF
humor?'
Yes
How did you go about it,"
do you remember that article in the paper
at which you laughed so heartily last night?''
mo. / don't undertake to remember every
thing that amuses me-
well, l got it and read it, 1t was about
how woman goes out and buys bargains
all day long and surprises her husband with
bills for bonnets and makes him get her a
sealskin sacque whether he wants to or not
Eyes; l recall 1t now. So you have been
cultivating your sense of humor by reading
that?"
"Oh, 1 didn't stop with simply reading it."
''What-what did you do?" he inquired in a
voice that was hoarse with apprehension.
Il went this afternoon and bought bar
gains, just the woman in the article did.
and here is the bill for the bonnet All that
is needed now to make the joke complete is
for me to tease you for sealskin sacQue
And, don't you know, dear, l think it's all
too delightfully."- funny for anythingm-Ds-
troit Free Press
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
GATED IN A THIRD STREET
COMMISSION HOUSE.
SOME ARRESTS MAY FOLLOW,
SION OF GAME A MISDE-
MEANOR
OTHER VIOLATOR1s
tn" Game Warden Without
Entry of Service.
ESCAPE,

Deputy Game Wardens E. l.. Farm
nam and f. e. Johnson are keeping
themselves busy these days getting out
search warrants and hustling for deer
and saddles of venison. AS a rule. the
game wardens are a couple of hours
late with their search warrants. that
is, they get the warrants and begin the
search only to find what they were
after has been taken from the place
they are legally given the right to
search. Deputy Johnson, however,
made capture yesterday of seven car
casses OF venison at the store of F. l..
Farshall, the commission merchant, II
East Third street. The seizure was ac-
cording to the return made on the
search warrant held subject to the or
der OF the fish and game commission.
or which Johnson is an employee. Mr..
Pafshail could not be found to get his
side of the story. At his place of bust
ness 1t was stated that he might or
might not be in until today. The book
Keeper and clerks professed great ig-
norance as to his whereabou and no
one could even tell where he lived. At
least they claimed not to know.
Deputy Johnson took out two search
warrants for Parsha1Ts place Of bust
ness, but evidently only used one of
the warrants, as the other one had no
return made on it. Deputy Farnham
also took out two search warrants both
Tor the Northern Pacific Express COM
parys premises. One alleged that a
deer and a saddle Of venison marked
Hans Gosch, st. Paul, was concealed
IN a warehouse Of the company near
the union denct. The other warrant al
legged that three saddles Of venison
were also concealed in the same ware
house. The warrant stated that the
game was marked HI. B. Gill, st. Paul.
Neither the warrants nor the skill OF
the deputy game warden in making
the search brought to light the deer
or venison
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17

women's delicate and intricate organism is
subject can only be safely prescribed for by
an educated, experienced physician. DR..
r. V. Pierce, chief consulting physician of
the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, has given lifetime to this
study. No physician living has a wider
practical experience or greater eminence
as specialist in women's diseases. His
Favorite Prescription " is the most per
feet cure for these troubles ever invented.
1t is the only remedy which reaches and
removes the internal source of the difficulty
in the true, natural and scientific way
Any woman consulting DR.. Pierce, either
personally or by letter, will receive, free of
charge. the professional advice of a skilled
specialist. No mere nurse, however excel
lent she may be as a nurse, has the knowl-
edge or skill to prescribe remedies for COM
plicated diseases, and no sensible woman
will risk her life with so unsafe guide
Women will find the most valuable knowledge
about their own physical being in Dr. Pierce's
ZOOS page free book, The Peoples Common
Sense Medical Adviser" It will be sent, paper
bound, absolutely free. on receipt of al oue-cent
stamps, to pay the cost of mailing only. Ad-
dress Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y. If Freuch cloth-bound, en-
bossed binding is desired send 10 cents extra
Ghirty-one cents in all) to pay the extra cost
of this more handsome and substantial binding.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
MISS TAYLOR ARRAIGNED.
Libel Case Against Her Continued
to Wednesday.

Miss Rebecca Taylor, charged with
criminal libel by James Schoon1naker.
was arraigned before Judge Orr yester-
day morning. The return Of the war
rant shows that she was arrested by
Patrolman Houska, but she was not
taken into the court room until after
the other cases had been disposed of.
MISS Taylor asked for continuance
until Dec. 1. She had not as vet con-
suited an attorney and wanted two
weeks continuance to look up evidence
Tor her defense. Judge Orr said he
could not grant the two weeks continu-
ance, but he would allow the case to
go over until Wednesday, at which
time the defendant could have retained
counseI and be in a position to know
what course she intended to pursue
Judge Orr said he was of the opinion
that the defendant would not run awav
and for that reason he felt safe in al
lowing her to go on her own reeogniz-
ance. 1t is said that Miss Taylor will
demand a Jury trial
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
SMITH AVENUE CAR TRACK.
Aldermen Will Probably Conclude
1t Is All Right.

Aid. LAndahl and Kaldunski, of the
subcommittee appointed by the commit
tee on streets to visit the locality of
the street railway companys barn, at
Smith and Thompson avenues, with a
view to asoertaining whether the conf
pany was storing its cars on those
streets, made an investigation yester-
day afternoon. They discovered that
the company was not using it's tracks
on Smith and Thompson avenues for
any purpose other than to gain access
to and from the barn. Neither is the
company storing any cars on Ramsey
street. In all probabilitythe committee
will submit an adverse report on the
resolution adopted by the assembly
which directs the street. railway COM
pany to tear up it's tracks on Smith
and Thompson avenues
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Laid to Rest.

The funeral of the late Albert D. Onion.
whose sudden death at Wadena, Mimi, was
noted in yesterdays G o b e, occurred from
the residence, 108 Twenty fifth street east.
at o'clock yesterday afternoon. The mem
bers Of Hennepin Lodge No. 4, A. f. and
A. M, of which deceased was q member, as
sembled at ] o'clock and attended the funeral
in body. The services were conducted by
Rev. Matt. S. Hughes. pastor of Wesley Nj.
E. church. large number Of sorrowing
friends were present and the floral tributes
were numerous and beautiful The services
The pail bearers were: 8. d. Works J.
Hughes. H. Sloan, F. H. Stocking, George
+. Boyd and Frank Lourmeaux.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
STOLE A FAT GOOSE.
Fourth Street Barber Pays a Novel
Election Bet.

Three weeks ago a very novel bet was
made on the outcome of the election for
president by prominent letter carrier living
in the Eighth ward and an equally prominent
Fourth street barber. The terms were that
in case of McKinleys election the barber
should visit the Bohemian flats and steal a
young goose which would be sacrificed for
goose supper and in case Bryan won the let
ter carrier was to provide the goose the same
way. Ever since the result of the election
has been announced the barber has been
planning to how he could best secure the
goose without being caught, as he was anxious
to save the $25 forfeit that had been de-
posted for the carrying out of the bet. Yes
terday he hit upon scheme which may re
suit in a case in the police court if the
parties who stole the goose are found out.
In the company of Robert street saloon
keeper, the barber yesterday afternoon wend-
ed his way to the Bohemian flats and inquired
were they could find some fine young geese
After a few inquiries he was referred to the
residence of an elderly widow who had
flock Of about thirty geese. The barber
and his friend knocked at the front door and
were answered by the old lady in person. The
barber at once told her they were anxious
to purchase some twenty to thirty geese so
she at once took them to the rear and showed
them her flock. The barber inquired which
were the young ones, and on being Informed
instructed his saloonkeeper friend to go into
the house and arrange with the old lady
for purchase of two dozen geese
AS soon as they had left for the house the
barber prepared for his dastardly work, and
taxing from MS POCKET piece of bread
which he had carried and an old sack he com
menced to gather the geese about him by
holding out the bread as an inducement AS
the geese gathered about him, he suddenly
picked out one of the fat young ones pointed
out by the owner and putting it into his
sack made his escape before the owner
thought of missing it. His partner followed
shortly afterwards and they Joined as pre-
arranged at Funk's brewery. Last night both
were gloating over their escape. But it NAV
be costly one yet when the owner of the
goose finds out who stole it. The goose was
resting easy last night at a Robert street
restaurant and will be slaughtered TO-DAY
and gotten ready for a feast Wednesday night.
as this was part of the bet.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
ELECTRIC WIRE MAN
VIII Be an Adjunct of the Fire De-
partnIent.

The assembly committee on streets
met yesterday in regular session, but
did not consider the Broadway loop
ordinance.
The ordinance providing for employ
ment by the city of an inspector of
electric wiring was amended by strik-
ing out the words building inspector
and substituting therefor 'the fire de-
partment. The ordinance will be
finally considered by the committee on
Thursday afternoon.
The ordinance granting to the Brooks
Bros. a franchise to construct and op-
crate an electric light and power plant
in the Tenth and Eleventh wards was
referred to Assemblyman Craig.
The committee recommended for
adoption the resolution to complete the
construction Of the remainder of the
sidewalk west of Como avenue, from
Western avenue to Topping street, and
to charge the cost to Contractor Stone.
who, in the opinion of the city engi-
neer, is bound to do the work.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
His Family With Him.

solomon Shelley, drunk and ugly, arrived at
at $3.50 last evening. He was accommodates
by his wife and several children, who in
sisted on being allowed to either take Solomon
nome or to remain with him all night. Shelley
HVes on Grove street, and Patrolman Ham
mergreen was called to the house by Mrs.
shelley, who informed the officer that heT.
husband was drunk, and she was afraid of
MN. shelley was locked up on a charge OF
being drunk and disorderiy. and his wife and
children were persuaded to return home.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
RECORDS FOR A YEAR.
Those Allowed by the Amateur
Athletic Union

NEW YORK, Nov. 16-The board of
governors of the Amateur Athletic
union held a meeting this morning at
the Aston house, and adjourned after
receiving the treasurer's report and re-
ferring all questions brought before it
to the annual meeting which began at
the Astor house in the afternoon. AT
the annual meeting President McAIil-
Ian submitted his message, in which he
congratulated the union on the interest
which athletics continue to attract in
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
LafOnia Results.

CINCINNATI, O., Nov. 16.-Summary: First
race, one mle-Rasper won, Partisan second,
Brown Jewel third; time, 1:4212. Second race,
six furlongs-Taluca won, Lady Juliet second
one mile-Reprieve won, Robinson. second
Frescoe third; time, 1:42A. Fourth race,
mile and a half-Scamp won. Eli Kindig sec
five and a half furlongs-Lockhart won, Mas
terpiece second, Mcfarland II. third; time,
1:091h
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Hauser VIII Be Cared For.

R. s. Hauser was arrested on Saturday
for vagrancy. He escaped spending SUNDAY
at the Bethel owing to the doubt in the rhind
of the manager Of the craft as to his ability
to saw enough wood to pay for his keep. In
the police court yesterday morning Judge
Orr made statement of the case, as pub
lished in the G | 0 on Sunday and then
asked Relief Agent Hutchins to take charge
of Hauser until he could secure employment
or his relatives heard from. Mr.. Hutchins
said he would see that Hauser did not suffer
from hunger
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Ideal Park.

CHICAGO, Nov. 16.-Summary: First race,
five-eighths of a mile-Lulu won, Wild
Second race, fve-eighths of a mile-Al Lone
won. Tidiness second, Why third. Time,
1:06$4. Third race three-fourths of a mile
Moss Rose won; Nemaha second Wells
Street third. Time, 1:21. Fourh race, thir-
teen-sXteenths Of a mile-Souvenir won
Bryan second, Jack of Spades third. Time,
1862. Fifth race, ffve-eighths of a mile
Incitatus won, Horseshoe Tobacco second,
Theresa H third. Time 1869
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
WHEEL RECORDS LOWERED.
Good Work Done by Amateurs at
Denver,

DENVER, Col. Nov. ia. I. Hach-
enberger, brother Of c. r. Hachenber-
ger, the famous long distance bicycle
rider, established new worlds anna
teur record today by riding twenty-five
miles unpaced in 1:04:20. The previous
record was 1:03:30 rs, made by A. F.
Sem, of Buffalo. N Y. Hachenbeeser
also lowered the te.e-Tnffie' record, held
by Semi e-e seconds. sager and
scarborough, on a tandem, established
the following records: One mile Loo 3-5;
two miles, 1859 As; three miles, 6:07 1-5.
The trials were made under the sane
ton Of the L. A. w.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Complained of the Chickens

William Hesse was arrested yesterday after
noon charged by Meat Inspector Janson with
violating the ordinance relating to the sale of
poultry. The inspector claimed that chickens
which Hesse had in a wagon were not fit
for use or sale. Hesse claimed he was en-
ployed by ]. B. Hoxsie to drive the wagon
and had no knowledge of any offense being
committed. He will have trial in the police
court this morning. Hoxsie gave bonds for
Hesse's appearance in court
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Nashville Races.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Nov 16-Summary:
First race five and half furlongs-Bona
Schoenteld won, Austin second, Coranella
thlrd; time, Ito. Second race, five furIongs
Lucy Overton won, Lucy Allen second, n c
Creede third; time, 1:0412. Third race, one
mile-Lightfoot won, Charley Weber second
five and half furlongs-Margaret Allen won
Thornbush second. F Nj B third; time 10
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
New Orleans Races.

NEW ORLEANS, Las Nov. 16-Sum-
mary; First race, selling, seven furlongs-
Van Brunt won, Hibernia Queen second,
Cherrystone third. Time, 1:29R. Second
race, five NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. won, Lineage
second, Hill Ply third. Time, 1:O2A. Third
Marouse seeond DarotbY mi ,5rd %O
1881. Fourth race, selling, six furlongs-
Damocles won, Dorah Wood second, Judith
third. Time, 115. Fifth race, selling,
seven furlongs-Maggis S won, Ozark Jr. sec
ond Brakeman third. Time l :25.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Records Suffered

MEMPHIS, Tenn, Nov. 16-At the Coli
scum track tonight the Jallu triplet broke
the world s unpaced triplet record for one
mile, making the distance in 1:4S 49, The
previous record, 1:49, was held by the Phil
lips triplet at New Orleans. Tonight's record
was made while pacing Johnson in an exhi-
bition race. James Michael, of Wales, broke
the indoor five-mile record Of 1875 held nv
himself His time tonight was 9:4S %
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
kingsley Files His Bond.

Nathan Kingsley, of Austin the new rail-
road and warehouse commissioner, took the
oath of Office yesterday and the same was
filed, together with bond, in the office of
the secretary Of state. The bond is given in
the sum of SIC, 900, and the sureties are
Gustav Schlender, Oliver w. Shaw. Charles
L. West and Lyman D. Baird.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Runaway on summit Avenue.

Mr.. and Mrs. Willis N. Shof, of the MARI
borough were injured in a runaway accident
Saturday night. A coupe in which the couple
were riding was overturned at Summit and
Wabasha street by the team running away.
Mr.. Shoff was injured about the face by
being struck by the carriage lamp. Mrs
Shoff secaped with slight bruises
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17

NEW HAVEN, Conn, Nov. 1.-THE make
up of the Yale eleven that will face Princeton
next Saturday can be safely predicted from
the way the varsity lined up against the
scrub team in practice this afternoon Bass
and Connor played ends; Rodgers and Muir
ply, tackles; Murray and Chadwick guards;
Chamberlain, center; Fincke, quarter-bac
Hines and Benjamin, half-backs Chauncey
full-back.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Supreme Court Cali To-day.

ION P. Clarke, respondent vs. stearns
County Commissioners, appellants
1S2-John M. Nestor, appellant, vs. Philip
W. Cross ct al, respondents.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Washington Race Nicotine

WASHINGTON Nov 16-The fall meeting
of the Washington Jockey club will open at
the old Bennings race course tomorrow and
continue ten days This meeting will close
the season in the East. The track ic in
splendid condition. The number of horses
at the track will probably be $40.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
To climb that

To climb that
frightful mount
ain peak, the Mat
terhorn, a tourist
has to hire a regu-
lar licensed guide
who has spent a
lifetime IN max
ing ascents of this
particular mount
ain. Without him,
the authoritieswill
not permit the as
cent. 1t would be
suicide B ut
when a woman
who suffers from
some disease or
weakness of her
|sex risks her life
|by consulting an
incompetent, I'M
educated person,
there is no au-
thority to prevent
it except the au-
thority of COM
mon sense.
The derange-
fneutS to which
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Victory for Pennsylvania.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Nov. 16.-The TINT
Versity of Pennsylvania football eleven.
lined up against the team composed of grad
yates on Franklin field this afternoon and
the latter were beaten by the score of go to 6.
The varsity boys made four touchdowns in
each half.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Football barred.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Nov 16.-The faculty
of Vanderbilt has put stop to football games
by the students until the game Of last Satur-
day is investigated and the guilty parties
punished. This puts stop to the games of
next Saturday and Thanksgiving day.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17

LONDON, Nov. 16. - August Be!mont's
American horse Hagus ran third in the race
for the Thunderstorm nursery handicap at
Leicester today. Five horses ran. w r.
Lebaudy's Overdue was first, and j. Lewis
StrenSalI second.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Ministers Discussed Arment.

The regular weekly meeting OF the minis
tiers of the st. Paul Methodist churches was
held yesterday in the Y. NJ c. A. rooms,
The subject for the afternoon was Armenia
and the paper was read by Rev. DR.. Avisson
OF Clinton Avenue church. A general dis,
cussion followed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
Raps the Bethel Manager.

To the Editor of the Globe
1t seems to me that charity in this civ ia
of very cold nature when one of the char
liable institutions, under the management of
a reverend gentleman, refuses to shelter a
man who is willing to work and earn his
meals and lodging, especially under the cir
cunstances related in your paper of this date
1t has been my opinion and the opinion If
great number OF st. Paul citizens, that this
institution has been run and existing NOT
for the purpose OF helping the poor, but for
who are at the head of it, and this occmrs
renee Of Yesterday has amply shown that
such is the case. Something ought to he
done to drive out these Levites of the nine
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17

Walter Wilmot signed yesterday to manage
the Minneapolis base ball club again next
year: This disposes OF the rumorS that he
would go beck 20 the big league.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
His Reason.

Willie--Paw, why does prize fighters al
ways throw up q sponge when they're de.
feated?
Pal suppose it's to show that they have
been soaked enough.-Pittsburg News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17

teenth century, who pose as the helpful
Samaritans but prove themselves to be deep
dyed hypocrites. Frank ]. Files
500 Rice street.
st. Paul. Nov. Is.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
FIRST BLOOD FOR KENT.
Takes the First Game In the Short
stems

The amateur shortstops began a tourna-
ment at Foley's last night with a game be-
tween Cochrane at 200 and Kent at 100. 1t
was a splendid and spirited contest from
start to finish, Kent finally winning by only
eleven points. 1t was anybody's game until
the last point was scored. Coehrane had for
doubles 10, 10. IS and IL; Kent had for his
best q. &c. II and TO- This evening the game
will be Torrance 200, Aldrich $50.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-17
No Park BOARD Meetipr

Commissioners WheeIock and Hamm failad
to appear at a meeting of the park board.
scheduled for last night. and IN consequences
an adjournment was taken for two weeks.
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