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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-05-02
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TIE NAhls
The little tottsuhg baby feet
With ftlterinE steps and slow,
With paNering erhoes soft and sweet
Into my heart they 20.
They Also 10 in grimy plays
in muddy pools aud dusty Waysi
Then through the house in Frimy hare
They wander thruurh and fru.
The baby hands that clasp my necE
VIII touches dear 10 mo
are the same hands that smash and wreck
Ihe inkstunu fuul 10 see.
They smash the glass with might and main
They rend the manuscript IN twaint
Nidospread deatrucuon they urdain
In wasteful jubilee.
The dreamy, mufiu'rIng baby voice
hat COOS ita little tune,
That makes my listening heatt rejoice
Like nifda N lcufy June,
Can make it miduiEht DARK ami still,
Ana all the air with bowling nll.
That splits the ear Win echoes shrill,
Like comets out OF tune
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city Subscribers viii Kindly notify ,. T. punhi z,
lcircnlatlfl, Of az lucsu.Ary la thu delivery "
Gelf papers
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BuokinghAm's Dye Tor tho whlsk
ere Ia . popular prept ration IN one
no'tle, and oolofs evenly hrnH1 OF
bltk. Any person can s.sily Apply
IL at home.
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Tho Nsva IL on sale Al tho principal H0tels, News
Stands and III passenger trains having the eitJ
amer ,. daily,
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All communications should uo addressed %
paaHnar Stua PuSiImss %,
gsisphous IA
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-05-02

sutscfiber, changing usir place of rehdenoe
ihould alvuys give former a. vol " present aa'
NHaaa
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-05-02

They tako the census Of tho whole OF
France Ia n single night, That wouldn't
do for Chicago. They can't SEQ the names
Ia the cemeteries up there ahor dark
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Special Excursion 10 Card.ton,
Canada

May 18th the Union Pacific will run
a special excursion irem Salt Lake t.
Lethbridge, Canada (lhe nearest rail-
road point to Catdst0n).
Fare tor tho und trip only 5000.
Tickets good rsiutninR 30 Jays.
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same old robin same old song,
same Old cold wind blowing stf0naI
Same old cluudlsts. same uldstys
same old brook 81 bubbunE BY.
same old vialuts, same old blue.
Satau Old grass plat same Old hue
Same Old iuut IN every thiuEg
same old season. SAME old spring
athtladCiphla fimaA
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To Editor

= - NT7''' W '7-77'
To tho Editor;
WIN you kindly tell wondering
county community why Il IL that their
schools are closed while those Of he city
are 10 bo continued for ano her month or
moreg Arc lho children Of tho country
people more intelligent naturally than
those Of tho city, and hence do not need
10 much schooling, or is there desire
on the part " the powers that DO TO keep
the country children hshlnd tholr more
fortunate city dsuizensr
&. DENNEY.
Ask your school trustees. The oOuu.
~ schools are not all closed by any
means.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-05-02

The ostrich read the fashion news,
Ana turned him deAthly pale.
"tcAtheTs worn again" he sighed;
"Ah' thereby hAnga tale"
Detroit Tribune
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-05-02

Mrs. scrapleigh- Bahi I've made a
different man OF you since / married
You.
Worry dlnefont, indeed. So different that
now / can't see what In the world ever
possessed me 10 marry you. Puck.
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"a stranger came In the store this
morning aud bought oyery egg had In
tho place." said the proprio or OF tho
only grocery In the little Jersey village.
"bo you suppose he was craEygh
"Cuzy2' Well, / guess not,n said tho
man ON tho macketol key. "llo " the ad-
In tho town hall tonight, and no isn't
taking any chances. -Iunkors Siatos-
mAu.
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CarbSllons itr 201 per dozen. .
walker Btos. Dry Goods 90, after a
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"I will issue proclamation, - said the
Spanish commander, "giving tho rebels
hhoen days 10 surrender"
And 4 they wou't sufteudof2h in
quir, d his lieuonant.
"Woll,n answered tho general, "if they
won't, we'll be no worse oil than we are
now, will wogH-puck.
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Payments ior Subscription always ln advance.
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Bobby-Poppor, what makes them call
hard times "a rainy day" aud talk
about laying up something for a rainy
day.
Mr Forty-lt is called that, my son,
because on rainy day there Ia no dust IN
sighL-tinoinnau Eanuiror.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-11-30

TRUSrEEs' SALEM ACCORDANCE WITH
L the terms and under the authority of a GER ain
and HANNAH WITKOWSKl (his wiie), parties
OF the first part, to HENRY G. CAMPBELL, and
THADDEUS h. hEST, trustees, parties of the
second part. and the san FRANCISCO saw
INGS UNION, party of the third part dat, d
February 21st, 1890 and recorded the office Of
The County Recorder of the county of ,ulare
State OF California, IN Iiber of trust deeds at
pages 100 and following, and In pursuance OF a
reso uIion passed ON the 1zih day OF November
lSe6, b. the ooarl of directors OF sad SAN
FRANCISCO SAVINGS UNION, corporation,
and the holner OF the note (No. 9SsO). 10 secur.
payment OF which the aforesaid deed OF trust was
executed. declaring that d fault had BEEN made in
the payment OF the principal sun and other sums
due under sad nose and 1eed ofGrust aud request
ing and directing said HI My &. CAMPBELL
aud ThADDEUs B. KENT, trustees. 10 sell the
es.ate described therein to satisfy said iu-
debtedness.
WeHENKY c. CAMPBELL and THADDECS
B. KENT, trustees, do hereby CIV. notice thai on
TUESDAY. the 22d day Of December a. D. 1895
at II O'clock noon of tnat day, and a; the auction
saesroom of Easton, Eldridce q Co., 63S Market
street, Ia the City and County of san Francisco
state of California, we will sell at public auction
TO the highes bidder, for cash in god coin OF tie
United states. the piece or parcel of land situate
in the county of Iu are, state of California de-
scrioed IS follows, TO vii:
According TO the official plats and system Of
surveys Of the Government OF the United stases:
In township twents-two (22) south range twen-
ty-fve (25) east, Mount Da olo base nlefiiian:
OF section eight 81 the southeast quarter (SE.
14). containing one hundred and sixty { 60) acres
tenantes-
TERMS OF SALE-Cash in god coin of the
United states: ten Per cent payable 10 the under
signed on the fall of The hammer: ance on de-
livery of de- d. and IL not so paid unless for want
Of title item days ing allowed for scarcely, then
said ten per cent TO be forfeited and the sale be
VOID. Ac,s OF sale at purchasers expense.
HENRY {. Campbell, r..
THADDEUS i. KENT, ifus'ees.
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no, FOR FITCHBUK1l
TODAY TAKE YOUR FAMILY AND
FRIENDS OUT on THE FITCH.
BURG, SAN LEANDRo AND
HAYWARDS LOCAL

FEiESDS Orr On TIE rAMl RITcp AND
BURG, SAN LEANDRo AND
HAYWAkDS LOCAL
son Southern Pacific Time-car,
THE FIRST IMPORTANT STOP EAST OF
FRUlTVALE Is THE PLACE. FAST
EST SUBURBAN TRAIN on
THE PACIFIC COAST.
DIRECT BOATS AND TRAINS FROM FERRY
FOOT og MARKET STREET. To
t1TCHBURG STATION IN
FOkTY-FIvE MINUTES
hy the FItchbnrg scorcher Haywards electric
cars from Oakland every few minutes
If you are tired of life and want 20 get OF the
earth stay where you are. People get WELL oe-
come Cheerful, contented and prosperous in Ef,cn
cUrg.
Fitchbnry IS the NOS. promising suburb on the
oirect line OF up'to-dale pub bile and private Inn
business center by natural location. Its railway
lines now operating deep-waier transport alton for
freight by lannon's line of fasrsaiing vessels on
Oakland harbor. and the excellent county roa Is
leading TO it. ara incon,estible proofs 1t is regu
lariy laid out into blocks and lots bounded By vida
streets, graded and graveled and ornamented win
avenue trees cypress hedges and evergreen groves
NOW is THE TIME TO BUY
For home while cheap; for speculation on !,
rising market: for turn be first for investment
now, and hold on No city taxes 10 pay: no street.
improvements TO make. Water supply sroua 8
Town at cheaper rates ana on easier payments than
can be bought in many OF llio One-nireel tracts III
1n inaccessible hayti
Lots 20 and oU feet front BY 100 to 200 feet deem
10 parallel street: double frontage. Terms, 10 per
cent cash. deferred pay menIs IN easy insIsImanLs.
Title perfect.
w. +. MCCLURE, II Montgomery st, Sc.
1HAD ). FITCH. Fitchbure
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rrRSONaJS

T HAVE HEARD OF SOME OTHER PLACES
where they dress hair for 25c but there is
neither quickness, neatness nor poiteness there:
any OF y-emp Dyes who offend in any particular
cischare patrons will pl. report offend
ers 10 me. Gray and bleached hair restored to
natural color. q. LEDERER. Ill Stockton ST.
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MOUNT OLIvET CEMETERY.

GAN MATEO COUNTY; NEAREST GENIE
~ terry 10 the city; non-secrarian in no sense z.
elusive: location unexcelled. once S97 MAKO
sSyeeL southeast corner OF slxtA
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BIRTRS-M MARRIAGES DEATHS.

birth. marriage and death notices sent by matt
will be inserted. They must be handed in
either OF the publication offices and be Endorsed
with the name and residence OF persons authorized
10 have the same published.
BORN.
GREVES-In this city, November 90 1898, to the
wife of James Greves, daughter.
HOLLINGSW ORTH-In this CITY, November %,
1895, TO the wife of E. V. Holingsworth,
daughter
JORDAN-In this city, November 49, 1898, to the
wife of Peter A. Jordan,
WIENER-In this CITY, November 20, 1886 to
the wife of II. Wiener son.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-11-30
EDUCATIONAL

--~---~-
DOSCOE L. EAMES A THOR OF LIGHT
IL line Shorthand" teacher of shorthand, type
writing, bookkeeping and languages. will receive
pupils for private instruction day ana evening;
Systems taught: Games, Jstac Pitman Benn Pit
man. Graham Munson and Marsh; dictation for
speed. Room 70, Flood building.
uEALD'S BUSINESS COLLEGE, "a POST
Ii Bookkeeping business practice, shorthand,
tipping. teIegraphy. languages, English branches,
electrical engineering; 70 teachers 15,OUO gradu-
ates; day and evening sessions; catalogue.
= YRkS', THE LEADING COLLEGE, 1926
n Montgomery ST.; individual instruction N
shorthand typing bookkeeping, telegraphy, ETC.:
lite scholarship $50: low rates per week and mo-
ENGINEERING SCHOOL; MECH. ELEC.,
II civil. mining, survey, assay. archit-, ray
taught les. 1864. AVIAN DER NAILLnN,72S NJ XII
RookKEEPING THOROUGHLY IN oWEEKS
y or years course free; only accountant teaching.
IAhR, room 572, Parrot Emporium building
ST1EHLS SHORTH AND AND BUSINESS
~ college I23 Market st expenses less and
scholarship better than elsewhere: day aud night
, ELA5CO'a LiCEUM SCh OUL OF ACTING
Private theatricas arranged; pupils rehearssd
on stage. II. and IL J. .. .. +. block 7th and Mks
PoSS-vOICE CULTURE: ELOCUTION, RE-
ICmoVed TO Dononoe bldg,cor Market&rayior sts-
pOOKKPNG, WRITING, ARITHMTC, GRAMR,
IL day & night; no classes; So month. S45 Mission.
NIGHT SCHooL:HEALD BUS. COLLEGE;24
IN Post ;cormerciai shorthand, English low
pROF. LOUIS MERKI; VIOLIN, MANDOLIN,
guitar, cornet; reasonable 225 Geary, Powell.
~ UITAR, MANDOLIN, PIANO AND VOCAL
" lessons. 81 mo. Mary Westhaus. SO Fifth.
CINGING; PIANO: PARIS GRADUATE:
PFrench. German languages:S2 mo. 109Iaylor,r7.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS

ToHN r. RICHARDS LAW OFFICES. ROOMS
u 70 and 27 Croker building; telephone Man
20. San Francisco Cal.
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SEWING MACHINES.

A LII KINDS BOUGHT. SOLD EXCHANGED
~ rented repaired; lowest rates. 205 Fourth 81.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-11-30

OHA II AIfKEN AND MA URICE. L ASHER
y attys al law. .ns 3d. 5l6 5th noor, Parrot bldg
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COUNTRY REAL ESTATE.

NEAR IRVINGTON, ALAMEDA COUNTY,
In ] ~ acres of and wi house Of 10 rooms:
buys il; also in same locality IL acres. yerv
superior piece OF land; AL in bearing orchard am,
vineyard: price only $4,000. ii. II. CRANE, 4lO
Montgomery st.
III AZ RES. ALAMEDA COUNTY, CHOICE
LIZ piece of level land; fronts on two roads;
school; price $1,000 ii. II. CRANE. 41O Mont
gomtry st.
IA ANTED TO RENT; A BEE RANCH IN
w Southern California with no less than 200
stands Of bees; give particulars: San Diego County
preferred B. r., box 1876, Call Office.
UOR SALE OR EXCH ANGE-HOMES AND
II whey ards in Sonoma County. X. HILL. Wind
sor. Cal
no LEA sE-90O ACRES GOODLEVEL LAND,
J. W oodsde, TOUR miles from Redwood City; new
house. Apply l. A LTSChUL $40 Clay, S f.
GALE OR EXCHA NGE-B BELMONT LOTS. 5Ox
~ 200: near station: frontages; fruit trees
wafer, electric lights; half hour from Fran
cisco; easy payments NJ. c. BRoPAY, 107 10th
VERY DESIRABLE LITTLE HOME OF IS
' acres: one mile from town; house of Z rooms:
bare and frt house SE1 Heneh prnnes too
5 acres ToSay grapes; all in bearing: creek
bottom sou; some me PERSONA property; $S2oo; easy
90 ACRE ORCHARD; HIGHLY IMPROVED:
20 splendid buildings and equipments; make an
offer. w. X. COLE, Newark.
MARIN CO.; 1900 acres; 20 miles from city;
II lots any size: fruit, grain, vegetable and rail
suit. SYN DICATt: IN v"r co, IS Chronicle bldg
A LAMBDA LAND COMPANY is SELLING
n The cheapest fruit, vegetable and grain land
ever offered in Alameda County in small tracts,
mile from Pleasanton l12 hours from San Fran
cisco; price $40 10 $40 per acre: half cash; owner
mus: sci; title perfect; investigate. 81 chroni-
Gle building
SEND FOR Illustrated CIRCULARS AND
y pamphlet of California lands Tor sale by II.
FRANCIS, rooms 69-7o-7l. Chronicle building,
San Francisco Cal.
| lITLE HOMES CLOSE To TOWN. I'M
- proved: easy terms: also 20 II acre pieces
on and 10 years credit. d. II. TWING, Sonons
CITY: every Monday at 632 Marset 81. : +.
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BOARDING AND ROOMS.

BOARDING AND ROOMS.
l 016 oCTAvIA. NEAR GEARY-SUNNY
family.
11sls) GUERRERO, BET. TWENTY-THIRD
~ and Twenty four, h-large sunny room
with board: suitable for or gentlemen.
TO OsT-sUNNY FRONT ROOM, NICELY
L = furnished, with board: terms moderate.
oil o'FARRELL = NIUE SUNNY ROOM
~ with board suitable for 'wo
I1I1 sACRAMENTO-LA RGE, SUNNY AL
l. II cove room, with board also other rooms
not ana cold wa.er; private family.
r. l. MONTE. Sol GEA.Y 81. COR. TAYLOR
class; reference. J. L. sLINKEY, Manager.
8 NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOMS AND
= board in private family. 619 Geary st.
S0S VAN NEss-NEWLY FURNISH ED sun.
NOl1 ny rooms: good board; reasonable.
II oTEL BERTLING, 7l4 BUSH STA FAM
........s -omxen,en.es:
CHILDREN BOARDED.
GERMAN LADY WISHES BABY TO BOARD;
" good home. 4351s Hayes st.
GUILD TO BOARD: TERMS REASONABLE.
S - ITO Austin ST.: OF Polk. near Pine:
STORES 40 LET.
q RocERY Or FRUIT STORE; GOOD sTAND:
~ rent cheap. Apply on premises. II Zoe street,
pct Third and Fourth, bryant and Brannan
from IL 10 2. Monday and Tuesday.
Clio STORE AT 32l Me ST., NEAR MAR
" - y Aet.
A I Low RENT-PART OF STORE AND
q 6a.ement: 324 Pos st.
OFFICES TO LET.
EURNisHED on UNFURNTsHED: BEST
location: $50 Market ST., NE cor. Stockton;
sun all day: suite of rooms, opening into each
other; well adapted for professional man; rent
reaso liable.
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OAKLAND ADVERTISEMENTS

UFFICE-oU6 BROADWAY.
OAKLAND REAL ESTATE.
TOR SAEE-S3500; MODERN EIGHT-ROoM
Il house; lot 40x123 barn, chcken-house, etc. ;
street worH all doue; close 10 car lines; other
houses from $1,000 to $4,000; easy payments.
.. A. Lane d Co., 902 Broadway.
G7S LOTS AND UPWARD; BUY NOW
ID ~ when you can: but few OTIS left in the
Allendale tract, situate in Fruitvale adjoining
East Oakland; this is the only choice property
now being offered In this tate at such low prices;
near a fine school; two electric roads near by and
one Will shortly go 10 rough this tract: grand
view; rare site for home; drainage perfect;
street all graded; some macadamiZed: homes
now here and others bein & built; terms, S5 CASH
80 monthly. ass Ninth St. Oakland. IL. H.
JONES' owner.
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TRUSTEES, SALES.


nRUSrkES' SALEM ACCORDANCE WITH
the terms and under the authori of a certain
deed of trust duly executed by VIRGINIA =
THORNBU RICH CROPPER (sormeriy VIR-
GINA S. THORNBURGH)wi fe OF IT, 81. CROP
PER, party of the first part, TO HENRY Z. CAMP
BELL and TIL DID kUS b KENT. trustees, parties
OF the second pari, and the SAN FRANCISCO
SAVINGS UNION, party of the third part dated
January oath 1894 and recorded in the office OF the
County Recorder of the county OF Fresh State of
California, la lfber Ia of deeds, at pages 50 and
foHowlng. and In pursuance of a resolution passed
on the 9th day or November 1896, by the board
of direc.ors of said SAN FRANCIS, o SAVINGS
UNION. n corpora ion, and the holder of the note
(No. 12,1lSl. to secure pa menf Of which the
tn [ defaut had been made in the payment of the
principal sum and other sums due under said
note and deed OF trust, and reques ing and direct
Ing sa0 HENRY c. CAMPbkLL and THAD-
DhUss b. Is ENT, trustees to sell the real ate
described therein 10 satisfy said inde btedness.
we, HENRY T. CAMPBELL and THADDEUS
TlESDAY, he 22d day of december, A. D. 1896
at IL o'clc OK noon OF that day, at the auction
saissroom u Easton. Eldridg- & Co., $50 Market
street, in he City nd County of San Francisco
state OF California, we Will sell at pubic AUCTION
To the highest bid .er. for cash in god coin of the
United States The pieces or parcels OF ,and situate
Ia the county OF Fresno, State OF California, de-
scribed as follows. to wit:
According 10 he official piats and system of
surveys of the Government of the United States:
In township fifteen 15) south, range eighteen
(1S) east, Mount Diablo base and m eriaian;
vi sections three (3) and four az. The whole
containing one thousand two hundred and eighty
ll2SO) acres or land, more or less; together with
the appurtenances
TIE Ms OF SALE-Cash in gold coin OF the
United States, 10 per cent payable to the under
signed on the fall of the hammer, balance on de-
livery of deed, and If not paid. unles, for
OF ttie (ten days being allowed for searcn), then
said III per cent 10 be forfeited, and the sale to be
void. Acts of sale at purchasers expense
LIE HENR6 e ca \ M u I FL, Trustees.
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nR- c. @. O'DUNNELL 1905 MARKET, COR.
~ Golden Gate av.; diseases OF women specially
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oEFICEs TO LETT.


FURNISHED Or UNFINISHED: BEST
location: $50 Market ST., NE Stockholm
sun all day; suite of rooms, opening into each
|
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q O10O WILL BUILD FIRST CLASS
I'D AZOO S-roOm 2-story dwelling: porcelain
lined bath-:ub; tile sink; all other firs-c ass
plumbing: wooden mantels; gas fixtures. etc.:
complete ready for OCCUPANCY. $500 for 7-room
story-and- half dwelling. $4,000 TOR flats of
and rooms; call and examine plans and specifi-
Cations. etc; same submitted for any kind of
building; best of references. oonds. etc W. W.
REDNALL, builder. 2Hl2 Market St., bet. Thir-
teenth and Fourteenth.
NEW SUNNY CORNER; MARINE VIEW:
IN house hardwood finish: must be sold; a bar
gain See owner to-day, 3447 Clay st.
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CPECULA1IONS on
- THE AIRSHIP.

HOWARD ST. RESIDENCE.
IL MUST BE SOLD.
SEE OUR AUCTION AID ON OTHER PAGE.
EASTON, ELDRIDGE d CO.
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IA ANTED TO RENT; A BEE RANCH IN
w Southern California. with no less than 200
stands Of bees; give particulars San Diego County
preferred. b. r., box 1856, Call Office.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1896-03-12
Old Story in New Clothes.

"This is Mr.. German, Mr..
JONES'" said the gentleman in
charge of the new member.
Il didn't catch the name, "
said Mr.. Jones.
German" replied the dis
tinguished Marylander.
Member of the the house?'
inquired the new member.
mo, sir; senate"
sob, yes; Senator German, ]
see," replied the new member.
"Let me see, from what state,
Mr.. GOrman?"
Maryland" said Mr.. Cor.
man. who by this time was
somewhat irritated by his newly
made acquaintance's ignorance.
"Oh, yes" replied Mr.. New
Member. Democrat or Repub
lican?"
The last question was more
than the democia attic of the sen.
ante could stand, and, with a
look of disgust on his face, he
turned on his heel and walked
burriedly away.-Atlanta Con-
stltution.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1896-03-12

An old Hampshire peasant farm.
er came to town to buy a hat, and
was requested to look into the
glass to see If the hat suited his
tastes. The customer stood be.
fore the glass, as though fascinated
by his reflected image. Presently
he slowly inquired: "wull-is-
that-mel" "of course, it is,
guv'nor," was the shopman's re-
ply. "Why, don't you know
YOURSELF" 81 be 80 years DID,
said the ancient, after another
pause, "and I dunno as ever / see
my face asorep' And when. his
purchase completed, he turned to
depart, he went up to the looking
glass, saying: "I'll just take one
more look at mesel', for | dunno
as ever l shall ha' the chance
again. London Globe.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1896-03-12
The Dream Of Life.

The penniless youth fell into
a deep sleep.
"Ah,' he dreamed, ''if only I
had but five thousand a year.
what good might I not do How
happy | could be! What pres
ents | could bestow; what de
lights / could bring to so many!
The poor should know my hum
BILE but discerning charity; the
needy should not appeal in vain.
All, if I had but five thousand a
year secured, what a life I could
lead! How noble and generous
| could show myself!'
The years rolled by. The
penniless youth was now worth
a hundred thousand dollars
Once more he fell into a deeI
sleep. ~.#
aAh," he dreamed, eff oaly
could accumulate a million dol
lars, how happy I should be
How | could enjoy life! VIVA
power I.should possess! Wha'
influence, what authority! How
men would look up to me, ant
admire ne, and seek my friend
ship. Truly, that would be hap
piness, greatness, joy!" 81.
The millionaire dozed in hi
easy chair.
"Ah," he dreamed, "could
but turn my millions into tel
millions! Could I but add t,
my wealth! Could / but get
higher rate of interest; could
but invest it to greater advan
tage! Could l but change m.
million into ten millions! Coul,
l but do it, could l but do do il
could I but do it,
The dream went on, and +
the dreamer waking came N
| more.-Truth.