New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-04-06

"ts,u," s,,r.ad early IN MS career OF crime. TIE
frs, thing he id was TO consume dozen OF "o'e
Easter eggs which Mrs. Plonvonsky had put Ut
tho oven overnight for safe keeping They were
for the little Plonvonskys' celebration. but Billy
cot his Ia sc first and reid Il. II Is customary on
.o,d NIGHTS sor the goat 70 have the run OF the
family k tchen. and usual. he busted h.mse'i
IN looking for loose articles which Included Almost
ANYTHING that he could get rs teeth through. No.
body knows how he got into the stove PoAVonSAy
saws the goat can do everything but TAX ana ne
thinks he must have lifted the door open Win MS
teeth At any rate. early yesterday morhihs ,he
svos wore gore ard The discovery led 10 'Blys
expulsion Win a broomstick N the hands OF M's'
Piorvonsky He took Il with his usual seoatr
calnness Then. (: in revenge, re Immediately
,,nsa, the pitcher % mornings milk. which one
o, tho rtte Plorvonskys had forgotten 10 nr'ns ~
NOT counting on "Bly's" early expulsion
Plony5nsxy appeared about this time and in his
wrafh kicked ne goat or the pren''ses. He dis
ar-oarei fer scvera. hours. and the family ala not
see lym Again until la;e last night although they
heard OF him. But. In tho mean time me goat eo'
into more trouble than he had ever seen before N
a similar space O., time In Ali MS Touo'ous ne
The returns are not all In yet but rlonvo1sky has
renui.,;ed billy" Pinkerron. and declared non
ownership N order 10 avoid too heavy damages
r.sy0-ekv PlonvonsXy's neighbor. explains tnat
the goat vas "soured' by not getting his usual
morning drink Of diale beer. TO which ne was ac-
clstomci % help himself in M1ckel"'izs Lquor,
tors an tho corner Micke,witZ and Billy hid
been friends from the Ions ago. sunday before last
m. nrst day of the Rl'nes law. M.cke.Sltz got up
early ana gave Billy" NJ, morning drink festeF-
l,v ho forgot i. "BLly." after having oeeh ~c"su
from hs own premises. rottel around TO MS patron
az the usual hour. The place Was closed lie "ai'eu
pat!,nt'y FOR some time. AMI then took survey
through the glass door into the deserted interior.
AL wss silent Ncke.wz who lives upstaiHTs :, WIS S
suddenly startled by crashing Of gaHs ana NM
nS OF G1gs s'' s hsSI ana fSSetee; inside
M!cAe.wl'z declared war a. once ana, retus, ing
s'icwaik. eat ana bleeding With painful sound
the goat started N run. The look OF surprise
on h acs seesa to Of "a o M ai wshea
KIM and :.id to himse ''Plonvonsky has got -
Rf n '2' i"is H"1S Sar,y q rs oa9s ead
ana playmates on ther way to 5, b gSs
threw him against fence. and then charged INTO the
crowd \ chubby-fac German ad ABOUT seven
him at the beginning OF his short trousers. and
ripped them to the wa.stbSnd, ra cha o,u.
dren scattered "Riy" rranced around IKE , wild via
in her fright, calmly sat down and chswed IL up.
shouts and some men made remarks about that
- goat Of Ponvonsky's"
Billy" was again driven from the field. ar, The
p1ronis Of ih" children came together and said
"Plonvonsky's got TO pay for This"
the goat had gone mad A stout woman had her
dress torn. and. knowing the goats owner. said
"Plonvonskys got 10 pay for this
And 50 II went. The last authentic &C cunt Of
Billy Pinkcrton on the rampage was when he
tipped a stray hcyclist over near new brick build
ing and had to for his life 10 escape fusiade
OF bricks from the infatuated rider.
BY sunset Plonvonsky bordering upon a state
Of frenzy Seven people had called. in various de-
grces Of emotion. and said, "Plonvonsky what
your goat has done You've got TO pay for this"
Mickelwitz the stlOonkeeper Plonvorsky's old-tims
friend. wanted 81 for his window. and the various
oiher claimants filed bills asgresatins 81 80 Plon-
NOnSkN wild
But the goat isn't mine" he would exclaim lie
just came here, and couldn't drive him away"
To-day ruin sarcs PlOnvonsky In the face. for the
claimants mean business and threaten the law upon
the unfortunate owner OF the goat. When "Pillv"
Pnkerton appeared penitent at his masters gate
shorty after nightfall yesterday Plonyonsky hadc
him h"gone. and drove him bleating far down the
street with fence picket