New-York tribune., 1896-02-01
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

I.onGon Cockre, Oue, landai)-I wonder what
province Of the oloom'n country the letters y. H
stand for?
His Pal-Oh. ave It; %ew Horeans.
Nor raan Eyerysay433, young man NJ Maud a.; !;
':wor:e tam ;het." said Mauds sister. Tho
IDIOT calls t~iee ay."-cniianaools Journal
The Tribune was in error the other day in
say ng ths Arthur Reed Kmball is the editor o.
"Th~ Waterbury Corn) American" The ei;or Is
q. r. Chap.n.
TIE LEADING QUESTION.
Blizzar!s blowing east and west
Angry war clouds float:
san one question browns the rest:
cuba lifts hor voice on high
spain is at her throat; @
VIA; care W. for ships o, s;ate'
Where their hags We note.
Hear the un.aurtea candidate:
-(Atian;a Constitution
GaGz,oks-We don't seem to hear anything nova
days about the coming woman. Zounds-No. b.
cause she has already come. and Is now OF on her
wheel
mostly woni Two men issr. @ss'
marked difference between them when they stood up
u fight?
iho fight. al Slim Jim he had all the MARKS sosn'
-(Dhlcsgo Tribune.
Cecil Arm'tagc. young Englishrnan in Ashante@
tells OF a strange Wes, African Joan o. Arc wne
is equpp.ng an army for King Prempeh. Her sp-
pearance Is more impressive than beautiful. and
unlike the famous French Joan. whose features We
know. tbs duslSy amazon IS said 10 have only one
eye. ear aul one arm. and 10 wear her hsI
hanging long with one touch ot her magic wand
she can. bring armies together. and in an engage
ment brass pan is placed fefore her, into whicf
all ;he bullets from the enemy conveniently
fall without hurting her brave soldiers
Kissed the cook You see, her head
Came 'twXt me- and the bakers bread
Kiss ndiscrminatolv. cooks.
The The checks Of this one were so red.
HfG ln,o TySs ,smpston SO S2h aSs las'Te ea she'd
And quicker than the lamb tail crooks
| kissed the cook
I'm absent minded since I've wed.
Ny ' wife and Miss Parioa's Books
Are intimate as eyes and hooks
Twas rising from her dainty spread.
--Detroit Tribune.
The Ministerial Union OF Baltimore unanimously
protests against the proposed designation OF
March % as Coon,s;s' Day the following
grounds First a holiday 1t is not needed. Sec
ond as the celebration OF historical event and ito
significance In our National NE It enters disputed
domain and takes for granted origin for our
IT, Il -
troversy Third. thai # deals with matters having
an ecclesiastical bearing. and would be an in;erA
ference on the part OF the STATE In the subject OF
religion" II was March %. 1884 that Leonard
Calvert and his coonists landed in what after.
ward the state OF Maryland.
Dobson-What made you give up that play you
going TO have N your Amateur Dramatic COM
panys hid the actors al back out?
Foggs-No. that wasn't the trouble: but our leao.
ing lady insisted wearing dress with tram
.h,.. r. -
six. decided 70 have A monologue. e."-(iiarpers
Bazar
Tho London Globe" relates story OF an OLD
Hampshire peasant farmer who came TO town 70
buy a hat. and requested to look in the glass
to see II the hat suited his taste. The customer
stood before the glass though fascinated by hs
reflected image Presently he slowly inquired:
"Wull-is-that-me? "Of course II is. guy nor
was the shopman's reply why. don't you kno"
YOURSELF" Il be sixty year DID," said the ancen1
after another pause and dunno as ever se' IN!
face aforc'' And when. his purchase compieteo
he turned to depart, he walked up 10 the LOOKING
glass again. saying: "Tll take just one more !ooA
ut meser for dunno ever shall ha the cha"'s
again"
DO You know" said Representative Aidrich, ..
Chicago meeting General 6reely recently teii,nS
me OF day at the Worlds Fair when we az 'sV ,GnS
with open-mouth wonderment ana interest, i%n.aiv
upon that scene. graphically lu'rated Oh ,I,ny
and his little bard of surviving explorers srussss
with death and verse. At the same tl-ne We 18Th
listening with sadness ID the eloquent recital wnlcn
was given to groups OF visitors every lew ,,n ~
ments by the attendant. when sldd uu. % a..s
his appel lrancehroke out feengiy; anus 81 Sent
II shG me that Greeley wa NJ eiecteu .Srs
and said TO the Grant crowd TO hum al t"s '''''
--iWashington Post