The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-13
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4 Nervous Affection which IL Not an Ex-
cn.e for MnXing flOm BrooklNn.

cuse for Moving flom BROOKLYN.
I'm" said the doctor as he thumped
his patient Trolley heart. Live IN
yes. said the man, eagerly Must 1
NO. replied the physician. 1T isn't
quite so bad as tnat.
call that bad I'm TACT. ia rather Ike 10
nave trolley heart. II 10 made somebody
ten me / ought 10 move out OF BROOK
lyn.
NO" said the doctor again. Il guess
you'Il De able 10 stand II awhile longer.
Trolley heart isn't really caruiac AT
mcnt II Is mere OF a nervous aucctioi.
The patient Is boz no danger OF oyin6, al
though in serious case his health may
be affected in distressing manner. mo
gravcst danger TO be apprchtLdci Is that
IL may develop into some form " nervous
dyspepsia or ncuraestnenla wnen II mish-
take long time 10 cure. ! should advise
a person suffering in this way o. i've
either IN a New YORK Hat or IA brooklyn.
Perfect rest Is what the nerves need.
Then. said the man, perhaps ia bet
No" said tho doctor. Trolley heart
is rather an indication that the nervous
system is a lcetlc cut " gear than an All
mcnt by itself All you need Is 70 have
your nervous system toned up bit. You
see, il comes from running the trolley
cars al fun speed one minute ana stop
ping them short the next minute. ana
keeping up that alienation ier a fice or
two or three miles. The worst time FOR
IL Is the rush hours az night. Then all tho
cars are behind time. and the motormen
are trying 70 eaten up TO the time table
and everybody Is in hurry 10 get home,
and Il group of people are stanulnS on
every corner waiting 10 get on IN" car.
The motOrman starts the car az fuii
speed and the sudden rush forward
causes "A shock to tho nervous centre
about the pit Of the stomach. which
makes "a sudden efort 20 adapt Itself 10
the situation. Then just as soon as the
nerves have been regulated 10 top speed.
they receive another wrench as the mo-
torman stops tho car short TO let moro
passengers on. Thus there Is suddei
strain. a sudden relaxation. and then an
other wrench on the nerves. It's like
catching a boy by the SERUM OF The neck
and shaking the life out OF him. Apply
this quick alienation OF sudden starting
and sudden stopping % man whose
nerves have been az high tension at his
WORK an day and you get a wreck. Tho
proper way for a man 10 10 home after
his work is calmly. evenly. smoothly. not
by starts and Jerks That's the way troll
ley heart IS started. Why, | have a pa
tent who was the best father and hus-
band IN the world until they put IN the
trolley After year OF Il he was at
tackled with trolley heart. and when he'd
get home AZ night he'd be In such state
OF nervous irritation that his family
couldn't stand him. and his wife was Sc
riously thinking OF suing for divorce.
Say" said the maa, Il don't ~aHt 10
run no such risk, even u nave % faove
from Brooklyn"
Not a bit OF IT," returned the doctor.
charging his patient s.. I've cured him
and I'll cure you. After a mans been
shaken up in this way for while. the
nervous arrangements Affects the action
OF his heart and the first thing ne KNOWS
is heart begins 70 20 a-thumping aud a
humping. til he gets frightened and
rushes of 10 his doctor. like wise man.
That's how Il comes 20 be called trolley
heart trolley car oughtnt TO be al
lowed TO run fast when II Is taking lot
OF tired men home O nights. Smoke
much? Yes? And drink strong cone@y
Yes? Well. let up on smoking q. bit ana
drink your coffee half cr two thirds y .tk.
and take this tonic and you'll do."-New
York Sun. t