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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
rrrnRnND MOKTGAGEs.

BnlrenNrnd. GUSTAV =. o. G.oigs liOii. > corner
$; Marks Place and lst-lts. = N"Gls ...........
.laaier. Ma&. in f,"e.t VI stuart Nos 10 aAi -
polancey-sr. ! months ..------. ...--
: f- All VIE 60 Arihlr t.tfinsl and Hatr-i eel
ir-. ssme properly, nsiaineitS .....- '..-.-.--
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= ~.c ., InI - Taets. 40 200 West l3iih-
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ana save ana lttth-st demand .........--..
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f.r.ertan-ate = yP1rs ............... .....+
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11

A DvERTIsEMENTs and sutscription. for the Tris-
n unr received nj their Uptown once. 40 i,242 Broad
way I'd door poth Of 3ist ST. until o'clock D. IN; al
versenens received al the following brsnch omces a.
regular Office rates until O'Clock Viz: % SIN
ave- . cor Ysd at, 49, Gth-ave.. cor. l:th st. Macys
can ave ard 3tb i42 Columbus ave. near West v6 n
a.: iOa West s:i near 6th-aye D! Eas. i4th 81 20
~, ss I'd. ave- between 10Th and 18th sits ioS I'd
ave near 6issi. EOS ls ave. near Skhst; go 40
ave, near %ist-s: 55t 81 ave. 10 Ble~cker.st 30
Blserser ST.. :Ss 30 ave; 80 East 'oth,sS isH ID
a.. - TAI .03 EAST ASH st 9th-ave. GSl
dss .as. ~, a., ,y. near i,tn sj,h-st
ispC Brpadwsy: i.s3 Cd ave. 10 18th LIN 2d ave
IA ch ave a, Harlem onces: .1si Sd ~, near
iiah-st: isG 1c.th-st. near W. ave I'3 " est
,ss,h 81 bai I'm ana sth ayes, so West i45ih S. \,
,Ss Brcokiyn Ofncss 3S7 Futon-. ~ Fulton e 81
sourt-st.; <s broadway. e. D.: lo3 broau"V. r. ~
iis2 Myrtle near broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
Anfnrn,sbeS Apartments 90 Get
WELLESLEY
FireprOoH.

Northeast Cor. 8lst ST. and West End, Ave.
Apartments cOnsisiing Of seven. eight.
Oct. LIST. Tenants supplied with re.
frieeration, electric Hight. steam heat.
hot water 1t all hours, and fuel for
laundries. We cater to very dcsirn bic
tenants and give perfect service. Rents
from sI,60O 10 s2,JO0 per nnnum: Ina.
Quire on premises.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS..

Avenue A. No 40: Herman o?penheim and wife
i..-Ave No l.1s9: Hannah Abraham TO isdor
Dsca;u- ave. " $ 3a5 Z; II scott -ave. 2ox1l0,
lrsrph IL Jones ana wife TO James Y Lawrence.
,g,h-si corner 2G-s,, 55Sl14; also loh-
ave ilS y . OF 81 st. 2.Nll4. Wakefield; Joseph
II Jones and wife 10 James Lawrence:
i,,f 257 map Arden property, etc: Laura Verify
10 Niehac. Mci)onough ............. -.
u. ave- n $ 81 q u OF ll3th 81. cox'o: Nicoa
lsluo 10 Michele laino 49,.
IA: " lo; i6G map Village OF Morrssnia bN
Andrew FiEday: James !. Arms roilg an" an
o.h.- trustees etc. 20 Caroline Sisse.. ::.....
ssh s. 5. 10 II Il 9th ave l'xIVo' Marie r.
Oakley and husband 10 john Hayes.
Mcneil 20 Pierre !. ROaalds ........ ...:...
same property; LAWNS Miller 10 'athsrlne Ac-
Nsi. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .... ''.''', '''.'
Iau.h-s. 80 $50 West. Philip T7st, =; al, ex-
>cu;ors &C. - Margaret I Muan. -. :. ......
s,.h-st n corner Maids ave. 3tMItrS:
Ado M BsGineim and wife - E@"efH
Us,h-st. n = 436s II Of Peasant-ave 2cox
i0O.I: George Bayne referee, 10 hatnarih@
tsass ....s -.
. ,l,th-st : 2cO3 (, Of Avenue A. ls'xloolO:
carries Goldsmith and vile to Gustav Goldsmith
Wes; End-aVe. " cor Si3-st. 2oN1S; George J.
. Donoysr 20 charles + Preston. ...............
fld-id-e- 81 No 81. and No los Hester =. Hey
man Graft ana another t. Maurice Euster:
sauih j,h-ave = ~ q : - Houston At l,xs'o
Francis l. D3nohne. refere". 10 george i rose
80 81 . '-.-+
: Nqrt's Place n o. cor - ave. .DN'%>. 1eoise
Ho.l fo GIo.av p1hrenW"n1. ....---......-.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
REAL ESTATE.
AT THE EXCHANGES

.,,dins & Whitehouse have sold for F.. p. WIS.,
ron the four-story private dwelling. lot lssx9s9.
W ,S East Thirty-ffth-st.. to Jacob Wendell on
,,,vate terms The firm of brokers also
,.,s,d for Amri l.. Barber. president of the Bar
hs- Asphalt Company. the dwelling at the north
go, corner OF Fifth-ave. and Sixty-eghth-st.. 55x
en- 10 Governor Levi P. Morton for the winter sea-
sor.
The sales a. private contract for the week end
,s tc,ober 10 amounted TO sl,5OOOVO as compared
uIh the corresponding week Of 1895 of $3.coocs.
ate auction sales Cor the week ending October 10
...santed TO sise.5l5, compared with the
..e.sng week of 1925 OF s.o27 eo7.
u. Prsehlyn the auction sales for the week end
lbs october 10 amounted to EI4.15s as compared
.tA the corresponding week of 1885 of sl537l5.
ue,dirg & Whitehouse have rented for Edward
sysncer 20 James T. d. LanIer, FOR the season. No
II West Elxteenth-st; the stable at No. East
West Seventeth-st. to Maurice SanbOrn. and No. 63
west Forty sixth-st. for Mrs. stoekwe TO Mrs. s
" Fairchld, for the winter
bernard smyth & Sons announced the sale of No
81 81. Nicholas Place, four-story American base
nsp &Ss sO Of e IT, @
aide Drive. are Charles II. Osborne and Alb II G
SSos A,. sis and SIS West one.hundrsd- forty
nfth-st., hve-story brick nathouses on plot
Hail J. How & Co. say they have sold to Gum Il
Grant for James Keerney the lot S5xloo at the
noawss cSrssr OF ESsssve and
Wagner & Wallace have sold one Of their new row
e. ss We. aw ." on hf south side
NJ Z. Hewitt & Co. report the sale by them for
Rachel McAulCy. of No. 100 West Ninety seventh
It, a thrce-story dwelling at less than s2o0N.
The Commercial Cable Company and the archi.
terts who are experimenting the construction or
the building now being erected by the cable COM
pany in Broad and New SITS. deny the rumor which
mas been circulated that the building would not be
ready for occupancy by May /. The work of COM
peticn Is rapidly being pushed forward and the
aruhitects expect to be able to transfer the build
iay entirely finished, to the owners by April !.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
Real Csiate h,anteo.

WANTED 10 buy an urdivded ie,.i tract Of land nifty
IT,, 70 or~ hundr- ont Nifty scrc. near station on Hal
go. .nascn or NswHaye roads. not over ten ni,es
49, I.snd Csnrl Depot. Give lowest SPOT cash price
~'' ioh paftcular- j.. r. O. Boz 1918 Nsw'fohs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
q. ". BAsHFORD. Agent.

4 IN TO SO FROM NOV. 1
VfV Seven sri bath: steam heat. handsomely
decorated. private nsgnbo'hoOd absou.. respectaby
guaranteed 10 Wes, Sih-s
4 ADVERTISEMENTS and subscriptions FOR The TrlD-
raceiycd their Uptown Onc- No l,2t2 BroaG-
Nss ~ door Of 3lst unt!i v ocOck n. ad
,ef.ercn- received a.. following branch Offices az
I-gHar orce rates until o'clock viz: - Afh-
,3.-st. lJ2 G-ay". 18th ~; Macy.
IAN ~. Columbus West 9th
100 West IA Eth ~ East lfh Il. ~
N-s' t2i between ~ ard SIN lJl East tIth
st.: 3,s I'd between 18Th and ,ith ste luN ~
Cis Los i>iave., wear s?h -, 60 id
av- r.ar 4si ~. 5Js 3l-avr. 10 Hlec c.,r-st.. 81
=. : 2D0> 20 80 Fast I3tn st.. l?-l I'd
ave- I'd ave- NJ Ar.ste'air +n2 West 49, 81
rs Fms; i6t' St 93 Eat ssh 81 -J6 yth aye.; col
rs. hith a'i East seth at.
| is ~ LIS -
I52 cih Harlem Crce~; 2o5i at- ave-. near
ii?'i- isG H,s' i.ifi ~ near 'll ave ~ ives.
i.-,h let. .th and 18th sr's; 32o Nest ith ST.
~. r,-ookl,n saT 1.E fui' N 1t: ~
,'onri - Bros5rn,. =. H.. 100 Iroaivay. r.. ID. 4:
10 Ntfir-Ly-. near Prnsdway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-11
BrILDING PLANS FILED.

15@ f.aH!ns plans for new buildings aai alterations
A-~ aile.rss oigve:
''t. ~ - (; " q AinzieFlan aTe for ttree
,.r,4,V : 30 20 Va. y, owne.s.'....-.,-.. SIS 90
l''n-s.. : "a" E; q sh-avN. for Two two
Nica.sen o. y 70, We, i.ssi-si ownsr'....' 1900
,a,a%s .y pm . g r o, Man.lon-ave
g.. q two->tory frame dwelling By saiznsn &
F.eag. oy ~ 243I e.-ay~ owners. -. 4ooo
cq INN, ',sea,'' ave Wy F. -: z; q W., Farms
.ss. hsHF q \, !, $50 5d, %, owners err g. $500
d i~c.s'ors franz" pavilion. by Phii.p Flynn Of
Maio.d Place. = p +, n or jennings s.. Tor two 80"
~, '{ tame dwellings. By Miss Nelie Rice so
L;rp,.,,-.,. > ci!y Island fer a one.s,ory
rsi ho,house by Ms Louise knapp OF city .oo
cllsnlin-s. - Z, ) q Jsnnnss-st. Tor three
We vSss y, i re- f% s., By Wam II 700
ssye a. z -, e ami 80 II q Kins.
~ J. Van Zanct. Of No $50 Wes i2s,h-s, .,.
Msn-,i. s. ~ II n Of silves-s, for a three-story
frame dwelling. by Isaac Loudon. Of West
,i: al@. r; " Heia a.. &C.: .. 40 ,es
e oT's puir .choo by 81 the 70 S '' Of Kew
Gan =. y o,,-,.r Muiir Try 81, to a ihreel
sl.ry trics dwelling store r crugAr'
= " ~ F9cn-s'. owner. Rosario Stable. oo
sir, - , i:e Ea., 70 foSI @risF aTt!
oanar ...'........... '''" . '-as' 1000
s'1-i,e 70 > a5. e ,ye-sioFy and basement :.
So nj 10 ga Win T. fT story bT e d. qyf 9ss
s7,i 81; cwnsr ra,ick coflIan lesree 40
oT ana an N sS b TO Mas sI r sck 81 'P 30 S cs
i%;ox ave owner. .-....... .......... 800
nt.aye 81 81 20 a -four, tor and hssemenS
SANFORD. savoy Hotel owner ...........-.... soo
Syc's fan. Sws,I,4s by Peter s'uHDi OF q.
'1nse .sliavs 900 II ,,; 2, ,s's-s' CO.. 70
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
Mrs Henry G. Williams is having

Mrs Henry G. Williams is having her house painted.
 Clarence Watkins, 20, colored. was arrested last Thursday by Constable Drake on charge of striking Jimmy Quinn, the young son of James Quinn, and fined one dollar and costs. On his refusal to pay, he was committed to the Litchfeld jail. Justice Whittlesey tried the case and J. Henry Roraback prosecuted.
 Invitations have been issued to the marriage of James Henry Archer and Miss Amy E. Agnes Duggan at St. An thonys church, Litchfield, on the 26th inst. at 10 a. m. It will be remember ed that about year ago Miss Duggan was school teacher in district No. 2 and Mir Archer was night operator for the P. R. X N. E. road at this station. After Dec 23d Mir and Mrs Archer will reside in East Hartford.
 While the people of Canaan, Conn.,, were celebrating, on Saturday evening, Nov. 7th, the election of Mckinley and Hobart. the people of Canaan, N. H. were also celebrating the same event. At Canaan, N. H. the celebration was carried on at the top of Mount Cardi- gan, 3, 200 feet above the sea, where bonfires were lighted, red fire burned and cannon fired. The light, and the noise of the celebration, attracted the attention of the people for miles around.
 There was lively horse trot at Riverside Driving Park Friday after noon, which was witnessed by large gathering, including all the sporting men of the vicinity and probably every man and boy in Ashley Falls. The first prize of oats was won by J. w.. Chopper, of Ashley Falls, Fox. of New Haven, driving. Messrs M. N. Decker and Hurlburt tied on second oats and divided them between them. Harry Peck and Miles Ferris also had horses in the race. Time 3.05 and 2.52a.
 There was head-on collision on the Naugatuck road one mile south of Naugatuck at 6.20 Saturday morning. The two trains involved were the Pier freight train No. 322 from Bridgeport and south bound passenger train. The engines were badly injured and Conductor Timothy Daily. of Water bury, of the passenger train, was seri- ously injured. Several cars were wrecked. The freight train had been delayed by the engine breaking down and man had been sent out to flag the passenger train.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
Animal Remains In Coal.

Most people know that coal is full of vegetable remains, but comparatively few are aware of the fact that animal and insect bodies by countless millions also go to make up the great beds of fuel that are now being so extensively drawn upon. The vegetable impressions found in coal or in the shale just above the vein are very beautiful as well as numerous, not less than l, 800 different kinds of plants having been noticed ill the carboniferous seams in the different parts of the world. Some of these plants are very much like those now living, but the majority of them, even though found in Nova Scotia or Iceland, appear to be representatives of what are now tropical varieties.
 Many animals and insects are also found fossilized and thoroughly pre- served in the coal beds. These petrified creatures of the bygone age called the ''coal period" are of various kinds. Huge toadlike reptiles with beautiful teeth, small tree lizards, great fish with tremendous jaws, tiny water mites, snails, hundred legged" worms and thousands of insects of the grasshopper and dragon fly tribes are also found. The curious fact is that there is not a single representative of these fossilized creatures now living. St. Louis Re. public.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
POINT FRS.

Read adv. Nursing.
 Agents Wanted. See adv.
 Farm hand wanted. See adv.
 Secondhand 2-horse lumber wagons for sale. See G. A. Ad am's adv.
 Muslin underwear at half price this week at J. B. Oliphant & Co.'S. See adv.
 The G. W. Hall Co.'S bulletin is of interest to men, women, children and horses.
 This is the last week of Nisbets closing out sale. Read his adv for bargains offered.
 Nothing cheap but the price about Fassett & Pulver's 300 garments just e. ceived. See adv.
 Dread winter is coming, but A. W. Parsons new advertisement tells you how and where to prepare for it,
 Investors are requested to read Myron N Clark's advertisement of the 6 pel cent debentures of The Middlesez Banking Go.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
SPECIAL NOTICES!

J. H. Alvord, Winsted's plumber and heating engineer, has placed a large Dockash range for Mir Ward Brinton of East Canaan. This celebrated range IS now very popular with the ladies of Canaan and vicinity.
 Dockash ranges burn either wood or coal.
 Dockash ranges sold on trial. .Alvord's, Winsted, Conn.
 Dockash ranges at special low prices, also delivered free. Alvord's.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A RAILROAD LUNCH.
The Sallow Man Bought One, but He
 Talked Too Much.

Talked Too Much.
 A sallow individual In a faded brown overcoat sat down on stool at one of the railway lunch counters the other morning and said to the proprietor:
 "Give me a cup of coffee and one of your expurgated sandwiches '"
 "What kind of sandwich" asked the proprietor.
 "Expurgated, " rejoined the other. zone of those vacuum sandwiches for which your establishment is justly celebrated" "
 1T haven't any kind but those under that glass cover"
 "That's all right. That's the particular variety I want.
 He helped himself to one of them and lifted of the upper lid.
 "This Is what I call a sandwich, nit, !" he observed, eying 1t critically, yet ap- proyingly. There's nothing supererog- atory about 1t. It's one of these hiatus sandwiches. It's a sandwich with an all bi, he added, replacing the lid and study ing the outer surface of 1t intently. Its an absent sandwich. It's O sandwich that has failed to arrive. I have seen times when would have given worlds to-
 Say" interrupted the proprietor, "if you don't like that sandwich you needn't eat it That's all there Is about that"
 NhO SsAlNk llk6 lG D | call for it? I generally know what want. For this particular occasion and for this specific luncheon happen to want one of your negative sandwiches, one of your shadowy, deflated, dream sandwiches, and, like man, sir, I call for 1t. Is there any thing wrong about thats''
 "You needn't get gay," grumbled tho man behind the counter. Ibid you order coffees''
 'I did. Give me, if you please, a cup of your best supposititious coffee.'
 ''I've only got one kind of coffee, ;" TO- piled the sulky caterer.
 That's the kind I want A cup of your universally admired, nonexistent coffee, your famous nullification coffee, accom- panied, If you please, by a small pitcher of your vague, phantasmal, visionary, depop- ulated cream. I am fasting today"
 And while the man in the faded brown coat munched the sandwich and slipped the coffee in a slow, absentminded way the proprietor stared at him and breathed hard and longed to throw him out of the win dow.-Chicago Tribune
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
DIED

FERRIs-At Bridgeport, Nov. 15. sud. denly, Rev Daniel O. Ferris, aged 60 HUBBELL-At New Haven, Nov. 8, Will liam R. Hubbell, aged 79. CURTIs-At Norfolk, Nov. 16. Philip Curtis. aged 72 years. HALL-At Kent, Nov. l2, of cholera in- fantum, William, son of Mir and Mrs Walter Hall, aged months and 15 days.
 WooDRUFF-At Winsted, Nov. 14, sud- denly of heart failure, Frederick Woodruff. aged so. For more than half 8 century one of the prominent business men of Winsted. CoNE-At New York city, Nov. 16, Henry D. Cone, of Stock bridge, Mass, aged so. Funeral at Stockbridge Nov. l9 at 2 p. m.
 NEwToN-At Waterbury, Nov. Is, Frank l.. Newton, aged about 2S. Burial at Kent, Nov. IS.
 CANDE-At Sheffield. Nov. 13, Louisa T. Cande, wife of Zachens Cande, aged 79 years. BASNoN-At Winsted, Nov. 12, Timothy Bannon, father of Rev T. F. Bsnnon, aged 67.
 BLAoK-At Lee, Mass, Nov. Is, Miss Jane Black, aged Fl.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
The Brewer Dam Case

The case of the town of New Marl- boro vs: Amos Brewer was tried for the second time in the Superior court at Pitts6eld last week. The defendant had damned up brook and tn us food ed part of the school house grounds. This the town claimed created a nuis- ance and the suit was brought to have the nuisance abated and to recover damages. The jury rendered a verdict of one cent damages in favor of the town. This does not carry costs, so Brewer will recover the costs of the three trials from the town.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A Young woman's Summer Wardrobe.

Emma M. Hooper writes in answer to a correspondent who inquiries concerning wardrobe for the summer in The Ladies' Home Journal: "Have four dancing gowns of net over silk, chiffon. white dresden silk and spangled net.
 White and pale blue pique suits, several fancy silk waists, dotted swiss, lowered organdy, blue duck and bright blue outing gown of twill; then gold en brown cheviot for travelling; black satin and white silk separate skirts, shirt waists and tan mohair suit. Add a pretty taffeta silk of medium hues of changeable green. and you have the ar- ray in which expense is not an object"
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
CURE FOR HEADACHE.

As remedy for all forms of Head ache Electric Bitters has proved to be the very best. It effects a permanent cure and the most dreaded habitual sick headaches yeild to it's influence We urge all who are afflicted to procure a bottle, and give this remedy fair trial. In cases of habitual constipation Electric Bitters cures by giving the needed tone to the bowels, and few cases long resist the use of this medicine. Try it once. Large bottles only fifty cents at W. H. Camps Drug Store.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19

It is said that the Forrest of Dean Iron Mines, near Highland Falls. N Y., after being closed down for two years, are about to resume work again. At the time of the Revolution these mlnes were worked night and day to supply the patriot army with war material. For more than 100 years the mines never were closed until two years ago, when the general depression caused them to shut down.
 Potatoes are being sold at 20 cents a bushel at Stamford, Delaware county, N. Y, and at that figure 25 carloads were purchased by one dealer recently.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
Paternal Admiration.

"There's just one thing about this fnan- cial question:" said the confident young man, "thau don't understand
 His father gazed at him and exclaimed:
 "There's no use, my son, in your coming to me for information. If you've got that subject mastered to such a degree that there's only one thing about it that you don't understand, it isn't my place to say 9 word. The thing for me to do Is to drag up footstool, sit down on it, look up into your eyes and drink in wisdom. "-Wash- ington Star.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
He Couldn't Stand It.

"Wowl" exclaimed the sultan. He was evidently in great pain.
 "What Is the troubles" asked his faith full attendant. Foreign affairs or tooth acheS''
 Neither" replied the monarch, look ing up with an expression of agony. "It's another of those jokes about the powers carving their Christmas Turkey. Brook lyD Tifa
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19

A man claiming to be the father of 34 children. is arranging to give an exhibi- tion in Delaware county. N. T., of his interesting family. He says he can only show 3l children, ss he lost his wife and the last triplets in a fire. In order to make the exhibition little more in- teresting he will exhibit 300 dogs he has raised.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19

Tetter. eczema and all similar skin troubles are cured by the use of De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. It soothes at once, and restores the tissues to their nstnrsl condition, and never fails to cure piles. W. H. Camp, Canaan; Geo. T. Johnson. Norfolk.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
He Promised Willingly.

Didn't sec you pitching pennies with that little Sprankle boyf"
 "Yes'm."
 "Well, don't you do it again. Do you hear me?''
 "Yes'm. I won't do 1t no more He hain't got cent left. ''-Cleveland Plain Daaler
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
DRESS SILKS

during last week more than surpris- ed us as we sold five times more than our expectations demanded. We refer you to last weeks paper for prices which will hold good for another week. Don't miss this op. portunity.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A Good Raaaon

Deacon Longnecker (severely) - My friend, why is it that I see you coming out of this saloon?
 Husky Hoggins-'Caused dey won't lem me stay any longer on 10 cents.-New York Sunday World.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
His Time Was Valuable.

Teacher (severely)-Tommy Smith, come here. Why haven't you learned your geog- raphy lesson?
 Tommy-'Cause the papers say there's going to be a change in the map of Europe. Chicago Dispatch.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
The Legitimate.

"Here 1t says there is no more demand for legitimate drama. Now tell me what is legitimate drama" !"
 "Why, the drama the law doesn't for bid, of course '-Detroit Tribune.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19

They are so little you hardly know you are taking them They cause no gripping, yet they act quickly and most thoroughly. Such are the famous little pills known as DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Small in size, great in results W. H. Camp, Canaan; Geo. T. Johnson, Norfolk.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A POlitical Sponpe-

Mrs. Offiseker-Well, John, so you have actually got through talking with that Mir. Heeler at last. Is there anything in himS
 John (gloomily)-Yes; there's a bottle or two of my best extra dry, but don't believe there's any disposition to vote for Washington Capital
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A Wise Son.

Mrs. Lawnes-Haye you noticed that Thomas isn't detained at the office as often as he used to be?
 MT. Lawnes-Yes; he usually gets home earlier after the lawn mower is packed away for the season.-Detroit News.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A Good Thing.

Burr-What do you think of the story about Jonah being three days inside of the whale?
 Kerr-It's good thing. I've given my wife worse excuses than that-Up to Date.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
CouraIeous SOul.

"Hoskins, did you ever see truly hon. est man?"
 "Yes in theater once heard Q fellow tell his wife he was going out to get drink. ."-Chicago Record.
Connecticut western news., 1896-11-19
A Big Hit,

"Was that new play success?"
 "Immensei The drop curtain fell on the head of the man who wrote it. "- Chicago Record.