The Press., 1896-12-17


 which finally forced it's way through a 'ubterranean passage. It was forty miles rom there to the sea, yet this avalanche 0f molten rocks reached the waters in less than two days, destroying everything in It's track. It continued flowing for three weeks, heating the sea water twenty miles out from shore.
 OLD PEoPLE. people who require medicine to regulate the bowels and kid neys will find the true remedy in Electric Bitters. This medicine does not stimu- late, and contains no whiskey nor intOxi- cant, but acts as tonic and alternative. It acts mildly on the stomach and bowels, adding strength and giving tone to the or gans, thereby aiding Nature in the per formance of the functions. Electric Bit ters is an excellent appetizer and aids di- gestion. Old People find it just exactly what they need. Price fifty cents and ; LOO per bottle at E. K. Taft's Drug Store.
 She-It must be terrible thing to be paralyzed.
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 PotsOns engendered by food fprmenting in dyspeptic stomach are the direct cause of rheumatism, gout, bronchitis, liver and kidney complaints, asthma, pneumonia and many nervous ailments.
 These results are prevented by the use of the Shaker Digestive Cordial a remedy discovered and prepared by the Shakers Of Mount Lebanon, N. Y. It is in itself A food and has power to digest other food taken with it. Thus it rests the diseased stomach, and finally masters the worst eases of dyspepsia. It acts promptly and fresh strength and increase of weight soon follows. The first dose, taken i'm medtately after eating, abates the pain and distress so dreaded by dyspeptics. Trial bottles enough to prove It's merit 10 cents.
 LAXOL Is the best medicine for children. Doctors recommend it in place of Castor Oil.
 Excessive laughter is a neighbor of violent grief.
 How Is THIS OFFER Ion receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps, a generous sample will be mailed of the most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure (Elys Cream Balm) sufficient to demonstrate it's great merit. Full size soc.
 ELY BROTHERS,
 56 Warren St., New York City.
 friend advised me to try Ely's Cream Balm, and after using it six weeks I believe myself cured of catarrh It is a most valuable remedy.-JOsep Stewart, 624 Grand Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y.
 
 Have you ever tried vinegar to remove paint from the window glass
 Singers, public speakers, actors. auc- tioneers, teachers, preachers, and all who are liable to Over-tax and irritate the vocal organs, find, in Ayers Cherry Pee toral, safe, certain, and speedy relief. A timely dose of this preparation has prevented many throat trouble.
 When making the crust for pies rub butter into that used for the top.
 The old lady was right when she said, the child might die if they waited for the few doses of One Minute Cough Cure. She had used it for croup before w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 The present is fruit of seed sown in the yesterdays.
 Soothing, and not irritating, strength ening, and not weakening, small but eff fective-such are the qualities of DeWitt's Little Early Rsers, the famous little pills. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry
 The houses of Parliament cost BIO ,OOO,- 900.
 Excuse me-" observed the man in spectacles, but am a surgeon, and that is not where the liver is." "Never you mind where his liver is" retorted the oth CT. eff it was in his bi toe or his left ear DeWitt's Little Eally Risers would reach it and shake it for him. On that you can bet your gig-lamps." w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G, L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Sub-editors on Japanese newspapers re- ceive from $15O tot$2OO a year.
 The length of life may be increased by lessening its dangers. The majority of people die from lung troubles. These may be averted by promptly using One Minute Cough Cure. w. D. Heald, Staf ford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Gov entry.
 Appetite blazes higher with grati- ficatton, like fire fed by kerosene.
 To cure all old sores, to heal an indo. lent ulcer, or to speedily cure piles, you need simply apply DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve according to directions Its magic like action will surprise you. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Fight your worst self and you'll have no time to fight others. The old way of delivering messages by post-boys compared with the modern tel ephone, illustrates the old tedious meth Ods of "breaking" colds compared with their almost instantaneous cure by One Minute Cough Cure. w. D. Heald, Staf- ford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Cov- entry.
 We toll, not so much for necessities, but for luxuries.
 Scaly eruptions on the head, chapped hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds, burns are quickly cured by DeWitts Witch Ha- gel Salve. It is at present the article most used for piles, and it always cures them. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Many fine carriage holds black and unhappy heart.
 Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless, and invariably reliable are the qualities of One Minute Cough Cure. Itnever fails in colds, croup and lung troubles. Children like it because it Is pleasant to take and 1t helps them w. D. Heald, Stafford SL rings; G l.. Phillips. South Coventry.
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