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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
LABOR DAY IN SCRANTON.
Big Demonstration by Labor Unions
Next Monday.

1t is proposed to make next Mondays
celebration of Labor Day the greatest
this city has ever witnessed. Every
trades union and labor organization in
the city and delegations from like or
ganizations in Wilkes-B Barre, Pittston
and Carbondale will participate.
A feature of the parade will be an in
dustrial display by business men, which
promises to eclipse that of last Fourth
of July. There will be n picnic at Lin
coin park, following the parade.
The arrangements are i'm charge of n
committee of which Nelson G. Teets is
secretary. Stephen +. Price, grand
marshal. has charge of the parade.
Merchants desiring to participate in the
Industrial display should communicate
with either of these officers.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
OLYPHANT M'KlNLEY CLUB.
Attorney James J. II. Hamilton De.
liycrs Il Stirring Address.

Attorney James J. II. Hamilton last
night addressed the meeting of the Nc
Kinley club of Olyphant. the first Nc
Kinley club organized in the county.
He gave them Il stirring speech on the
financial and tariff question and urged
the club to get out and do missionary
work for the Republican cause.
Hon. c. =. O'Malley. David f. Lewis
and q. ]. Matthews We're elected dele
gates TO the State League OF Republic
can clubs at Erie. David F.. Patton,
Thomas B. Brown and Editor w. W..
Jones. of the Olyphant Gazette, were
elected alternates.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
PAYMASTER is MISSING.
Books OfC. b. " Olfc, of the Newton
Coal Co., Are Wrong.

Paymaster c. u. Wolfe. of the New
ton Coal company. of pittston, has
been missing for one week. An error
was discovered i'm his accounts the day
he left. He is 40 years old, has "a wife
and five children and had worked for
the company six years.
The books Of the missing paymaster
are being audited. The few shortages
discovered are not large.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
REXFORD'S
TOday's trade bringerS

Today We talk Of new goods. Our
buyer has been in New York and Phil
adelphia for the last ten days. Ten
days spent in CAREFUL buying for spot
cash have borne good fruit. The goods
are arriving daily and to beforehanded
buyers we offer excellent selection and
irresistible prices. No guess work
about the values We offer. New GUS
toners every day prove this the place
to patroniZe.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03

The new lamps are beginning to arrive.
Beauties they are, too. New, clean
stock, fall styles, with a new lot of
shades in all colors to so with them.
If they go as quick as the last lot did
they'll not last long. We will talk to
you more when we get them all mark ed
and arranged. The rush of new goods
keeps us so busy we hardly have time
TO tell you OF all the good things.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03

by a number Of those present. The
committee from Roaring Brook lodge
in charge of the affair We're, p. T..
Schuler, John O. Arnold. ]. c. Dreayer.
Ten more new members will be given
the brotherly hand at the next meet
ing.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
Pictures

Our clearing sale has carried off every
picture that We had on hand and for
the last three days an extra force of
frame makers have been working like
bees making up new stock. These have
been placed OH the wall and today the
picture room contains nothing but
new, clean stock. You'd better see the
line before you hang your old pictures
back on the wall after September
house cleaning.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
SPENCER SUCCEEDS KOEHLER.

Schank, the Spruce Street ShOeman,
Takes in II New Partner.
Frank NJ. Spencer has purchased an
interest in the shoe house of c. W.
Schank on Spruce street and the firm
will he known hereafter as Schank &
Spencer.
The latter succeeds Henry Il. Koehler
In the partnership.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03

play houses. Monday IL a holiday, La
Dor day, and each attraction will prob
ably be seen by large audiences.
Garry Owen" with Tony FARRELL.
the clevr Irish Singing comedian, will
appear at the Frothingham. Mr.. Far
rcll has surrounded himself with a
first class acting and singing company,
carrying all of his own scenery and
mechanical effects. He has a plea sing
tenor voice and always arouses the ell
thusiasm of the audience. The comedy
Is pure and clean. 1t is an Irish home
stead piece il which the tears tremble
on the edge of the laughter.
At Davis theatre May Smith Rob
bins, who is no stranger to Scranton
audiences. will be seen in Little
Trixie," a comedy piece which gives
Miss Robbins ample opportunity to dis
play her splendid dancing and singing
ability. She is Il soubrette with many
attractive qualities. The star is sup
ported by q company of excellent per-
formers. each competent to continue
the successes already made by Little
Triyie."
Sowing the Wind Sidney Grun-
dy's play, which has been one
of the greatest theatrical sensa-
tions for the past two years, is to be
produced at the Academy Of Music. The
strong points of the play are it's theme.
Sex against Sex" its ingenious plot
its intensely dramatic situations, it's
sharply drawn characters, its pungent
dialogue, its fine scenic embellishments
and its magnificent costumes. Add to
these a company of talented players
and you will have the ingredients of a
performance worthy of the great sue
cess ii has achieved. The interest of
the plot centers in a determined and
desperate contest between Rosamond,
a young woman Of unhappy birth and
BrabaZOn. her father. The two are not
made aware of their relationship until
the end Of the play. When she is grown
to wumanhUod, she is met and loved by
Ned Annesley, the adopted son OF Bra
bacon. the old man refuses to permit the
marriage. There are IL number of side.
complications in which the veil of
comedy is introduced to properly bal
ance the deep pathOs Of the play.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
Ask HOur ilealrI

for McGarrah's Insect Powder. 25 and
1O-cent boxes. Never sold in bulk
Take no other. 80
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
TO Cure n Cold i'm One Day,

Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if it
fails TO cure. % cents.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
Screens

You'll soon be starting fires if this
weather keeps up and now's the time
for earlywise folk to get fire screen.
Our west window is filled with beau
tiful Japanese fire screen, hand EN-
broidered in gold tinsel at all unheard
of price. $l.4S. Come and see them.
Bring $l.4S with you as you'll never be
satisfied to go home without one.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
Schi,Iiuy Music school.

instruction in piano. organ harmony
anu voice culture, 209 Washington ave.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
CITY PRINTING.

Mr.. divers substitute for the Chit
tenden resolution ON the matter of city
printing came over from common coun-
ell and was passed. Mr.. Chittenden's
resolution called for bids for the re-
mainder of the fiscal year. The substi-
tute provides that the city printers Of
last year be given the printing and ad-
vertising If they are willing to do it at
the contract price of last year. Coun-
ellis neglected to renew the contracts or
call for new bids at the beginning of the
fiscal year and as a consequence the
heads of departments have been giving
their printing and advertising to any
paper they saw fit at any price the pa
per saw fit to charge. Councils were
10th to confess their neglect, but when
the bills commenced to come in thick
and fast at the regulation prices paid
by other corporations they had to make
Il move. much to their chagrin.
The following ordinances passed first
and second readings: Providing for
tain streets and avenues in the Seventh
ward; providing for an electric light on
the corner of Fourteenth street and
Sadie court: establishing a sewer sys-
tenn on Robinson street. Lonergan court.
Chestnut avenue and Price street. pro-
viding for grading Prescott avenue. be-
tween Mulberry and Vine streets: pro-
viding for a lateral sewer on Columbia
avenue; providing for sidewalks and
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
ADJUSTMENTS.

The theatrical season opens Monday
afternoon in all three OF Scranton's
play houses, Monday IL a holiday. La
Dor day, and each attraction will prob
ably be seen by large audiences.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
THE KELLEY CURE

Why let your home and business be destroy.
cd through strong drink or morpbins when
you can Be cured in four weeks aS the Gosley
Institute, 728 Madison avenue Scranton, Pa,
M cvrS WI Resr lnvsstlsssles.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
School Pads

The children will be going back to
school Monday. They'll want some
stationery. We sell better school pad
for &c. than stationery stores do for DC.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-09-03
TRACTION COMPANY FIGHT.

AttOrney-!encral Grants n Writ of
Quo WarrantO.
A dispatch received by The Tribune
from Harrisburg last night says: AT
torney General Mccormick today
granted a writ of quo warranto against
the Citizens Street Railway company of
Scranton. the petitioner. the Scranton
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
MAGNANiMOUS WILLIAM,
He Did Not Take Revenge for an Ir
suit.

ne Did Not Take Revenge for In
suit.
Louis MI. was of the opinion that It
was unworthy of the king of France to
revenge himself for the insults he
suffered as prince royal. Emperor Will
liam of Germany is of like opinion, says
the New York Times.
Baron de Krosik, who has just been
appointed a grand cross of the Rcd
Eagle order, was formerly colonel of the
hussar regiment in which the emperor
as youth first did military service. One
night at mess, toward the close of n
banquet at which the young prince,
then mere captain, had invited his
friend, Archduke Rudolph, the CONVEX
sation turned to the projected reforms
in the cavalry.
William declared himself partisan
of these reforms and defended his opin-
ion with so much impetuosity that Col
Won krosik, very much excited, sudden
iy interrupted him. 1T is an absurdi-
ty," said he in loud voice and con-
temptuous tone as he ridiculed the idea
put forth by the prince.
1T is well,' replied the prince. TO
day you are my superior officer, and l
must bow before you, but our positions
may change"
When his former subordinate as
cended the throne Baron Won Krosis
fully expected to see his name put on
the retired list. But the Emperor ap-
pointed him general, gave him the inn
portant dictatorship of the School of
Cavalry, of Hanover, and has ever
treated him with the greatest respect.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
DISTRIBUTING NATURAL GAS,
Sent Long Distances Through Pipes by
Means of Air Pressure.

The transmission or CONVEYANCE of
which was an unsolved problem some
20 years ago, is now d fixed fact, repre-
sented by the present use OF about
75,000,000 feet of pipe used in the dis
tribution of natural gas. On the first
discovery of this article, says the Phila-
delphia Bulletin, the pressure at the
we'll was sufficient to drive it through
the pipes almost as far as desired, but
this pressure declining some additional
methods were necessitated, the we'll
known air compressor being resorted
TO to pump the gas; and, as showing
Its efficiency, there are at Greenland, in
Indiana, gas wells which have long car
ried supplies to Chicago. There are
two eight-inth pipe lines used, the gas
being pumped distance of about leo
miles. There is at Redl<y, Ind, II
pumping station OF this character that
supplies the towns of Springfield, Tiffin,
Liman, Dayton, Piqua and other places
in the western part of Ohio. Near
Pittsburgh there is a gas plant which
hours for use in mills, the pumping of
this being without the least difficulty;
and the Philadelphia company pumps
many millions of cubic feet day.
There are New England air cOmpressors
that are pumping every day, at various
stations in the Urited States, the enor-
nous quantity of nearly 100000 900
cubiC feet
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
MIXTURE OF STRANGE BLOOD.
Few Reigning Families Of Same Nation
ality as the People Governed.

There is hardly a reigning monarch
in Europe whose family is of the samo
nationality, absolutely, as the people
governed. The house Of Austria is
really the house of Lorraine, and even
in their origin the Hapsburgs were
Swiss. And if Emperor Francis be not,
strictly speaking, an Austrian, still less
is he a Hungarian, although he is n
king of Hungary, says London Tit
Bits.
The king of Belgium is a SaXe-Co-
burg, the King of Denmark Holsteiner,
the infant monarch of Spain is Bour-
bon, the king of Italy n Savoyard, the
king of Roumania and Prince Ferdi-
nand of Bulgaria are both foreigners,
the founder of the Bernadotte dynasty
in Sweden was born at Pau less than 4
century and a quarter ago, the czar is
4 Holstein Gottorp, and the king of the
Hellenes is likewise a Holsteiner.
Even in England's royal family there
is very little English blood left. The
Hohenzollerns were originally Suab-
ians, and, therefore, partly Bavarians
end partly Swiss. Neither was the his
toric house of Orange, in which patriot
ism has nearly always been the first in
stinct, Dltch to begin with.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
WHERE NOAH GOT HIS PITCH,
Natural Spring Which Enabled Him tc
Make the Ark Water Tight.

Make the Ark Water Tight.
An English explorer has recently
reached Hit, in Syria, the locality in
which Noah dwelt. Here he found
remarkable group of bitumeE springs.
says the New York Journal.
From these springs. he says, it is
probable that Noah obtained his supply
of material to pitch il within and with
out" In a basin, undoubtedly of vol
canic origin. spring of warm water
bubbles up. and with the water comes
the bitumen or pitch. in plastic form,
of the consistency of rather moist put
ty; and the Arabs gather it by simply
scraplng il off the surface of the water
with their bare hands and pressing it
into panniers carried by patient little
donkeys. who then struggle up the
rocky sides of the basin and take the
material off to the bodybuilding yards.
where ii is used for covering the boats
and gouphas, after undergoing a GER
tain refining process.
The bitumen is continually rising,
but owing to the formation OF the basin
into which it rises with the stream
very little of it can escape, and it re-
mains floating on the surface of the wa
ter till taken off by the Arabs. The wa
ter itself tastes slightly of sulphur, is
quite warm and apparently charged
with some mineral which it deposits
III its rocky bed rs it flows away
Through channels and crevices which
the bitumen cannot pass) from the
basin, coating it with a lovely lilac
color, which further down the stream
becomes a "peacock" blue.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
THE WAYS OF JUSTICE.
An Innocent Man Suffered for Seeing An
other Commit a Crime.

An Innocent Man Suffered for Seeing An
other Commit Crime.
When one reads in the newspapers a
statement that person who happened
to witness the commission of crime
has been held to insure his appearance
at the trial one wonders at the ways OF
Justice, says the New York Mail and
Express. In these days the only way
to escape being held as witness, if one
happens to be in the neighborhood
when a crime is committed, is to flee.
It Is almost as bad, taking into consid-
GRAFTON the ordeal Of the cross-eXamina-
tion at the trial. for man 70 be caught
and tried for committing crime as TO
be caught as a witness to the commits
sion.
In Boston about three years ago
man was arrested for the crime of man
slaughter. There was no doubt about
the fellows guilt, but there was only
one witness. This witness happened
10 be poor maj, without friends, and
he was put In jail In default Of bonds
for his appearance ct the trial. He oc-
cupied cell near the pne In whfchthe
fellow who committed the crime was
detained. The idea of being IN Jail,
with the knowledge that his wife and
children were without the necessaries
of life on account of his detention, so
weighed upon his mind that before the
date Of the trial he had become hope
lessly insane and had to be committed
to or, asylum, where he is now. That
disposed Of the only witness in the case
and the man who was to be tried for
the commission Of the crime had tt be
discharged for lack of evidence. The
children OF the unfortunate witness
were atterward placed in the care of &
charitable society.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
Making War Balloons.

Women make the aerCstats, or war
balloons, used by the British govern-
ment, and also do some part of the rop-
ing of the balloons. They work in
sheds built specially for the purpose.
There are about IS women engaged,
and all earn good wages. They are
mostly the wives and daughters of SCI
diers, and have all been carefully
trained by the superintendent Of the
balloon department. The making Of
the balloons requires very delicate
touch, one thin film OF bullock's skin
having to be laid over another with tie
greatest care. The ends of the :opes
have also to be woven into each ether
with extraordinary dizziness.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
Isolated Weather Station.

Rockall, a desolate granite rock rhs-
ing only 20 feet above the sea, between
Iceland and the Hebrides, is to be made
an English meteorological station. 1t
lies $50 miles from land, the nearest
point to it being the little island OF ST.
kilda, $50 miles away, and itself nearly
100 miles from the main group of the
Hebrides. Rockall is in the path Of the
cylonie disturbances on the Atlantic,
and the station there would give timely
warning of storms approaching the
British coast.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
RELIEFN SIX HOURS.

Distressing Kidney aud Bladder DIS
Great South American Kidney Cure"
This new remdy is a great surprise on
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re-
pention of water and pain IN passing 1t
almost Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure this is your only remedy,
Sold r. T. G. Buerstatte, Druggist, Mani
towCa, Wis.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

English SPAWN Liniment removes
All Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
Spavins, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney
Ring Bone, Stiles, Sprains, all Swol-
len Throats, Coughs, etc. Save $50
by the use of one bottle. Warranted
the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold by F. c. Buerstatte,
Druggist, Manitowoc, Wis
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
Excuse me-" observed the man il

sExcuse me- observed Tue man IN
spectacles, "but | am surgeon, and
that is not where the liver Is" Never
YOU mind where his liver is" retorted
the other. IF it was III his big toe or
his left ear DeWitt's Little Early
Risers would reach it ard shake 1t for
him. On that you can bet your gig
lamps" Henry Henrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

The old way of delivering messages
by postboys compared with the mod
ern telephone, illustrates the old
tedious methods of breaking" colds
compared with their almost instantane
ous cure by One Minute Cough Cure.
Henry Henrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

L. T. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Prom
ise City, Iowa, says: Il bought one bot
tie of Mystic Cure, for Rheumatism and
took two doses of it did more good thGn
any medicine ever took" Sold by Z. G,
Buerstatte. Druggist. Manitowoc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Scaly eruptions on the head, ,chapped
hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds,
burns are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, 1t is at present
the article most used for piles, and it
always cures them. Henry Henrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
ClNEIlENTIAI AlXICE

to either sex, on delicate diseases.
Large book sent sealed in plain en-
velope for 10 cents in stampa. Address
Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

"Yoh KANT set down no fixed rule
O conduct in disher life said Uncle
Eben, Samson got inter trouble
case he done got is h'ah cut, an Alb
solom got inter trouble'case he didn't"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

To cure all old sores, to heal an in
dolent ulcer, or to speedily cure piles
you need simply apply DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve according to directions,
Its magic-like action will surprise you
Henry Henrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Soothing, and not irritating, strength
ening and not weakening, small but
effective-such is the qualities OF De
Wits Little Early Rs ers, the famous
little pills. Henry Henrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Commercial Traveller | take 1t.
must be healthy country. Big Sardlan
Healthy? [ reckon The las: one OF
the Hatfe.ds | tackled took TO shots TO
fetch hirn.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Chamberlain, Eye and Skin Cintcne
Is unequalIed for Eczema, letter, Sa,,
Rheum, Scald Head, Sore Nipples, Chapra.'
Hands, Itching Piles, Burns. II, St EiteS
Chronic Sore Eyes and Granuiaed Eye i.ids
For sale BIZ drGggists at - cents per box.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
TO HORSE OWNERS.

For putting a horse in Inc healthy con.
dition try DR.. Cady's Condition Powder.
They tone up the system, aid digestion, car
loss Of appetite, relieve constipation, corrlsi
kidney disorders ID destroy worms, giving
new life to an old Or over-worIcd horse -
cents per package. For sale by druggists.
Henry Hinrichs, druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Mrs Troubles -"Wheu we were first
married, Harry, you never uttered d
complaint" Mr.. T.-"When we were
first married, Jane, had cash enough to
employ cook"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

"Mabel has lot of sense" "How does
she show it?" "She never permits her
self to appear more intelligent than the
man who talking to her.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Price 80 cents. w. E. Severa, Cellar
Rapids, Iowa. For sale by Il. Hlnrichs
and O. A. Alter.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Mr.. Poorly-This ere wall'll fall down
eff ye don't fix it; tn cracks are enormous.
Landlord All right. I'll have it paper
ed at once
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
Henry Hinrichs, druggist.

he lis anything wanting to make
your happiness complete, my dear?"
She Yes; about fourteen yards of silk
at sc ward"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Miriam Don't you think my new
hat is a poem, Ned?" Ned (critlcally)-
From the height, dear, L should com.
pare it instead to short story
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

MAUD Muffett says that the age of
chivalry has passed" Il guess she means
she has passed the age when she may ex-
meet any"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10
ST. GOTHARD7S OIL.

The best lInament for Cuts, Bruises,
Burns, Neuralgia, Pans, Swell'ngs and
Rhau n afism is SaYera'H
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-12-10

Mamma ohnuy, L fear you were not
at school yesterday" Johnny-"H'm!
I'll bet the teacher told you. A woman
never can keep a secret"