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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10
THE THROTGH can LEMR
asns arrive and depart a4 Ga1a
Lake City daily as follows.
On Effect May 10, 1850

Irasns arrive and depart a e.1a
LAKE City daily rs folIOvvsi
On Effect May 10. 1850
ARRIVE:
From Chicago. Omaha, st.
Louis, Kansas City, Denver.
Park City end OGden........ $40 .. "a.
From Helena, Butte, Portland,
san Francisco, Ogden and in
teri points. 500 q m
valley, Ogden and interme-
From Chicago. Omaha. ST.
Louis, Kansas City. Denver
'From Frisco Milford and in: d" =
termediate points ............ 9:45 a %
from Mercur. Tintic, Provo
Nephi, Sanpete Valley and
.. imIttermediate points ......-.-.. $50 .. N
mixed train from Terminus.
Iooele and Garfield Beach. Am n m
DEPART:
For Chicago, Omaha. Denver.
a AanI psr cry ~; St Louis. Ogden
FOE San Francisco. Ogden,
Sacne Valley and interme-
For ogden and intermediate ''O' = M
For Chicago. Omaha, Denver. ''' = ~
66ansas City, st. Louis, Butte,
Portland and San Francisco. ZOO u. m
Nephi, Sanpete Valley. Tan -
'tor Provo, Nephi, Milford
Frisco and intermediates points 500 - =,
'*MlXed train for Garfield - -
Beach. Tooele and Terminus. 7.A5 ~
|Tra1ns south Of Juab run daily eTcsnf
Sunday. eAeeps
+Daily except Sunday.
daily except Sunday south of Juah
CITY TICKET OFFICE. POI MAIN sr.
Telephone No. 665
Through Pullman Palace Sleepers. Latest
Improved Tourist Sleepers, Free RE-
cilnlns Chair Cars. Elegant Day
D. e. hurley.
General Agt. Passenger Dept
S. II. H. CLARK,
OLIVER w. MINK,
r. ELLERY ANDERSON
JOHN W. DOANE
FREDERIC r. COUDERT,
E, L. LoMAx. c. P. & T. Agt
E. DICKINSON. Gen. Manager
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10
ABOUT SHARPSHOOTERS
Army Champion Shots Are Sta
toned at Fort Douglas.
THE SIXTEENTH INFANTRY
HOLDS THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE
PER SON OF PRIVATE WILSON.

Interesting Table of the Crack Rifle
men Now at the Fort and Some
of Their Personal Characterize
tics-opinions Regarding the New
Rife.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10


Second Lieutenant Palmer. when spoken
to for his views OF the new rifle said :
u don't know that l can say anything
that would be original about the Krag-
Jorgehsen. L alike the gun at some
ranges and at others l don't. Ny scores
this year were pretty good, but not
quite as high as 1 expected With the
new Improvements in the sights l think
it ought to be all right
Second Lieutenant Sorley: 81 have not
tried the new Sights but from all ac-
counts they are great improvement on
the old ones. i like the Krag-J orgenSen
much better than the Springfield, except
al long range, where the wind seems TO
have too much effect on the bullet The
bullet doesn't seem to me to be quite
large enough to be effective at short
range. You can shoot a man through
you with a knife or something and lay
you out.
This is the first time 1 have succeed
ed IN reaching the sharpshooters class.
My scores are much better than with
the old rife"
Private. Wilson, Company G: 'aThe
new gun is an excellent military rife
1t is, in my opinion, superior to any
z0-calibre gun ever manufactured I
notice in the table OF trajectories that
when firing with the Springfield rifle at
400 yards the projectile will rise FIVE feet
above the line of sight, thus reducing
the danger space to less than 100 yards:
whereas the projectile from the maya
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10
Hotel KnutsfoI d

New an: elegant in all It's appoint-
mentA ESQ rooms, single O. enSuite: q
uGolns with bath.
@. q HOLMES, Proprietor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10
IN EFFECT JUNE 1st, 1890

LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. For Bingham. Provo
Grand junction and all points
No. ~S For Provo Grand June. $50 a NJ
NJ tions r and d an points east 7:4O 2. M
ant, Manti, SaIina Richfeld
and all intermediate points,. 1:3O n. n,
No; SFor Ogden ana interme-
I'd date points Pint z:....a........ $50 D. Ia
Provo, and ali intermediate
N5 0 @For ogden and west1i S; Ge p 10
~ ARRIVES SALT LAKE, lSs:i c ri. p III
No From bingham, Provo.
| No. 3-From Provo Grand
| Junction and the ea-c....u:2 5 o. m
No. 5--From Provo. Bingham. =
| Eurek6, Richfeld, Salina
Manti and all intermediate
No 2@F'rom Ogden and the the 10 p m
No, '' From ogden and i'' the ''4O a m
No Ee5 s.-From Ogden and inter ''SO pm
No ~ T. From Eureka, Payson. INV . ~
Provo and all intermediate
points .........-.. ......-......-.. 9:55 q N.
Only line running through Pullman Pal
ace sleeping cars from Salt Lake City to
san Francisco; Salt Lake City to Denver
via Grand Junction and Salt Lake City to
Kansas City and Chicago VIA Colorado
points.
Through tourist or family sleepers
without change, to Kansas City Chi
cage and Boston
Free reclining chair cars Salt Iaka
City to Denver.
Ticket once, is West Second ssutk
Street.
D. C. Dodge, 9. H Babcock,
General Mgr. TT. f1c Mgr
F. A. wadleieh. General Passenger Agt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10
UTAH CENTRAL R'Y,

General Office 2O2 Wittingham Building
DAILY TRAINS AS FOLLOWS.
Leave Arrive.
S. L. City. 500 am. Park City, lV:z0 am
Park City, 400 pm, S. L. City, els pm
Depot Main and Eighth South SITS.
]. McGregor. Clarence Cary. Receivers
F. e. Shafer. General Freight and Pas
seuger Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10

Utah's famous medicinal water
Wa-sat-ka.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10

Private Watson. of company G, who
led the regiment all the season until
the last skirnish run. is great adj
mirer of the new rife and is spelling for
a department competition.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10

Free reclining chair cars Salt Laks
City to Denver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10

Ticket once, 1S West Second ssuts
Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10
PROF. STODDARD

sos East Third South Street. Salt Lake
City, Utah.
Telephone No. 536: long distance.
Office hours from a. m. to D. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-10

First Sergeant Weir: 81 think the
new rifle is far superior to the old and
with the new sights ought to do a great
aged wen but we're not as high as they
should have been on account of the
weather.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
The Spread of knowledge.

1.-THE spread of knowledge every
where is remarkable, commented a
woman, with some irony of manner.
II am used to having my children
confront me with all sorts of unholy
wisdom. My 7-year-old the other
day picked out a bright penny from
several In my purse on the ground
that it was less likely to have little
germs on it, but it was even more
Of a shock to have a new housemaid
explain a brief absence from her
post with the word that she was re-
laxing' up stairs. When I inquired
further, / found that she knew Del
sarte better than I did and practiced
the system as opportunity offered.
I shall not object if she performs
her required duties, but it would be
en- ~arrassing If she goes into Del
sarte poses indisoriminately. Sup
pose she were attacked with a let
ting GO mood while she was hand
ing the soup! But what am + to ex
poet next? Do you fancy the fur.
naoe boy will be found maniouring
BIS nails?"-New York Times.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
A Legend Of AgincOurt.

For many centuries we English
have plumed ourselves upon the VIC
tory of Agincourt. Indeed it is from
King Henry VS. address to his SOL
diers on that occasion, as given by
Shakespeare, that the motto of this
journal is taken, Familiar in their
mouths as household words" But
the French have an account OF the
affair not so much to our credit. It
was arranged-aocording to this IA
ble-by the two leaders that only
the mobiles on each side were to fight.
King Henry V then artfully en-.
nobled his whole army and hence
got the best of the enemy. Shakes,
peare unwittingly gives a little
countenance to the legend when he
makes the king declare in the above
mentioned address, BE ye meier SO
vile, this day shall gentle your con
dition, "-Household Words.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Ararat a Difficult Mount to Climb.

Of those who have attempted the
ascent of Ararat, and their number
is not large, so many have failed to
reach the summit that upon a noun.
tain which makes few if any de-
mands upon the resources of the
climbers craft their discontinue
must be attributed to other reasons,
to the peculiar nature of the ground
traversed no less than to the inordi.
nate duration of the effort, to the
wearisome recurrence of the same
kind of obstacles and to the rarity
of the Air. -Scribner's.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Modern Dancing.

The majority of its most famous
opponents at the present LAY are,
strictly speaking, not dancers at all.
but either acrobats or else depend
ent for their chief effects on lime
light, oolorod glass, sticks and hun
dreds of yards of drapery. Even our
best stage dancers have succumbed
to the temptation of winding up
with the head over heel business,
just as q vulgar singer must always
wind up with a high note. In fash
ionable society, it is true, there has
been of late years Il certain one sided
revival, owing to the craze for skirt
dancing, but men dance execrably.
1t must be assigned in great part TO
the enormous multiplication of pas
times in the last 30 years. Before
the seventies mon shot and hunted
and played cricket, but since that
date we have witnessed the spread
Of polo, the rise and decline of lawn
tennis and finally the universal craze
for golf and bicycling, to say moth
ing of the enormously greater de-
lnands made on tho leisure Of the
average person by the claims of mu-
sic, which has now in great measure
superseded the art of which it was
once the handmade.
For the ballet, once the great at
traction to the average opera goor,
has been communicated by the
high priests of the modern music
drama. There has been no ballet in
any opera of real note, with the sole
exception of Bizet's" Carmen" since
the Paris version of "Tannhanser,"
in 1861. All these facts have con-
tributed to the declined of dancing in
the last 80 years.-London World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Points on u Point.

A student undergoing examina-
ton in the principles of mechanics
was asked, why will not q pin
stand on its point?" He returned
the following answer:
"In the first place, a point is de-
fined by Euclid as that which has no
parts and no magnitude, and how
can a pin stand on that which has
no parts and no magnitude? In the
second place, a pin will rot stand on
it's head; much less, therefore, will it
stand on its point. Thirdly and
lastly, it will if you stick it in hard
enough. "-Exohange.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Entrance Is PrOhihitel."

One cannot stroll far over the hills
in any direction beyond Vladivostok
without finding the road barred by
Il board inscribed: "Vkhot Voz.
preshchayetsa; L'Entree est De.
fendue; Eingang iSt Verboten; En-
trance Is ProhibitoI.' The ordinary
globe trotter might perhaps be OK
cused for not being able to read the
first two words, especially as the
letters used to spell them are not as
| have given them, but Russian lot
tiers, but the addition of the other
three languages will probably suffice
to warn him that he will indulge his
curiosity at his personal peril. The
work of fort building is going on
with the greatest vigor. The streets
swarm with soldiers. Their officers
are all in uniform, with black Grape
around the left arm of their white
summer COATS, in sign Of mourning
for the late Emperor Alexander III.
They I solid, broad chested, round
limbed men, many being tall rs we'll
as stout. They have white summer
caps, with the imperial badge in
front; dark trousers. with red
stripes; sword hung on strap from
right shoulder. Those with spurs on
their high boots do not seem to ride
with these stimuli, but to use them
for travelling on steamers, driving
or walking. Tie fact is that on
Russian territory every employee of
the government has to be in uniform
"all the time" hear 200, 600 troops
were modified in eastern Siberia in
the summer of 1895, and / a we'll
believe t.--Fortnightly Review.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Humanity a. an Investment.

Animals are still cruelty tortured
on board the cattle ships plying be-
tween Ireland and English ports.
They roll about in bad weather and
are MANNED or trampled to death.
they get blinded with the fumes of
their own exhalations, and the dam
age done to them as market produce
entails a loss of $500, 900 a year.
The American shippers make hu-
manity a part. Of the investment and
land their cattle in excellent condi-
tion-London News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
A Rustic Critic.

One day while Mi1lais was engaged
in painting his famous picture.
Chill October" among the reeds
and rushes on the banks Of the Tay,
near Perth, a voice came from over
the hedge:
"Man, did We never try pho.ngra.
phy?"
"No, never, replied Millais, paint
ing slowly.
A pause. ,
cts q hantle quicker said the
voice.
"Ye.es, ! suppose So"
Another pause. The final thrust
was:
"An it's mair liker the place
Liverpool Mercury.
To Steck Up.
William" she said. ''you need a
new hat"
"Do II"
Eyes. And a new o~vereoas."
II have suspected that"
"And your umbrella is shockinsly
shabby"
II know It,"
"What are you going to do about it.''
II haven't any idea, F" be responded
aloomily. And then, with the ANNA.
tion which comes with q happy thought.
be added, you might give . tea. -
Washington Star. =. -
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Tho Codex Upsal.

The Codex Upsal differs from ev-
cry other known manuscript in the
fact that it was written with silver
ink on violet parchment, the initials
being OF gold. The secret of the
manufacture of this silver ink is not
definitely known, though it is sus-
pected that some solution of the
metal was employed in the writing
and then subsequently treated with
chemicals to give the metallic luster
and effect. FL
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
His Glad Birthday.

Dear John, here's a silver match
safe. and I wish you many happy
returns" A..
"Thank you, dear Sophia" "a. =.
ooh, yes, and mammals coming
today to stay two months, and the
soft GOALS out, and the hard GOALS
out. and here's. the gas bill. Chi.
cago Record. -.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Cause and Eject,

Customer-Your milk isn't SO rich
now as it used to be.
Milkman-Is that so? I'm sorry
to hear you say so. By the way,
Mr.. Sloper, here is a statement of
your account with me for the last
eight months. -Somerville Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

The average walker ear away
two inches of shoe leather in a year.
A pair of boots that would last a
lifetime would consequently have
to be provided with soles from eight
to nine feet thick.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Resented 1t.

mo, sir" he said Indignantly as
he turned from the electric light in
his room. II won't stop here. The
idee of the hotels putin gas in a
glass case, jest as eff 1 didn't know
enough not to blow it outr'-Wash
ington Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
A Rars Disease.

Diphtheria of the skin, a very
rare disease. was cured by. the use
of antitoxin in a little 2h year.old
Berlin girl, recently, She had been
badly sca1ded with boiling water,
and as the skin was healing she was
kissed by her mother on the wound
ed spot The motherhad diphtheria,
and thus communicated 1t to the
baby's skin. The throat was not af.
fected. ~.. ),
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
The Dog Still Lives.

A prominent family, residing in
the business part of Wayneport,
Monroe county, Pa, possesses a dog
which, having reached old age, they
decided to put an end to. They pro-
cured a quantity of chloroform, and
the wife proceeded to administer it.
The handkerchief saturated with the
fluid was held to or near the dogs
nostrils, but the lady, Watching
closely to hear the dog draw his last
breath, inhaled the ohloroform in
much larger quantities than the dog
and promptly went off into an after
noon nap, which was awakened by
the dogs quite lively voice. The dog
still lives, and the family has de-
cided to let him die a natural death,
EXCHANGE.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

Philosophers have done wisely
when they have told us to cultivate
u Isl rather than our feelings,
for reason reconcilcs US to the daily
things of existence. Our feelings
teach US to yoarn after the far, the
difficult, the unseen. -Bulwer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

Most of the medieval manu-.
scripts have the important initials
in req ink; hence arose the term
rubrics from rubrica-red.
The spice known as the common
Glove is the undeveloped bud OF the
Caryophyllus aromaticus.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

A tobacoonist named Farr had the
following painted above his door,
1.-THE best tobacco by Farr." Arrival
tobacoonist, at the other end Of the
street, painted up. 'sFar better to.
bscco than the best tobacco by
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Had to BE Done,

Scrupulous Valet ION finding a s
franc piece in the pooket of his mas
ter's new waistcoat1-It's a thou
sand pities for the waistcoat, but
there's nothing else for it. must
make a hole large enough for the
money to slip through.-Libre Pa.
rola rsf .
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

There is no real elevation of mind
in a contempt 81 little things. 1t is,
on the contrary; from the narrow
views that We consider those things
of little Importance which have, in
fact, such extensive Contemporaries
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Runs Through Cars
~TO>

TIME SCHEDULE.
In effect on and after Sunday. April II, 1896.
- ARRIVE AT HELENA.
No. 8. Pacific Express. west bound 2:lO D. IN.
No. 4, Atlantic Express. east bound, 1850 p. IN.
No. 8, Logan and Helena passenger
connecting at Logan with train No.
|, Pacific Vail, westbound). -. q. 2:35 a. III.
No.o, Garrison and Helena Passen-
ger connecting at Garrison with
No 2Atlantic Mail, eastb und).... 2:40 q. IN.
No. 3, Marysville accommodation. go. 9:3O a. IN.
No. 9. Wickes and Boulder accom-
modation, lpns from Basin, Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays,
from Elkhorn on Tuesdays, Thurs
days and saturdays ................ $50 p. IN.
No lOe, Rimini mixed, Tus.days only $50 p. IN.
DEPART FROM HELENA.
No. 8, Pacific Express, westbound, 2:2o p. M.
No. 4, Atlantic Express, eastbOund, LOO p. IN.
No. 9, Helena and Logan Passenger
connecting at Logan with No. z,
Atlantic Mail, east bound, ........ 2:F6 a. m.
No. 8, Garrison and Helena Passen-
ger connecting at. Garrison with"
No. l Pacific Mail westbound. ...... 2:45 a. IN.
No. Z, Marysyille accommodation. AGO p. m.
No. 10, Wickes and Boulder accom-.
mediation [runs to Basin Mondays,
Wednesdays and Frid ys, to Elk.
horn Tuesdays, Thursdays and
No. 1Ol, kimini mixed. Tuesdays
only lU:S0 D. m.
Through tickets to Japan and China, via Ia
coma and Northern Pacific Steamship Co.
For information, time cards, maps and tickete.
call on or write
a. %. EDGAR.
GENERAL AGENT, HELENA, MONTANA.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Shocking Taste.

"Gamsby was a man of atroeious
ideas"
Eyes. the wretch had red hair end
committed suicide with paris green. ~
Chicago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Rather Glad.

In spite Of her fathers opposition,
then, you got the glad hand from the
girl?"
Glad! Why, she's s6 If she's a day. I"
Detroit Tribune. >
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Artificial Cotton.

The matter of obtaining artificial
cotton from wood pulp is treated by
the textile organs as an actual in
dustry, the pulp being changed into
pure cellulosa, spun, coated with
paraffin and woven, one of tho
most successful processes of manu-
featuring being described as follows:
Wildwood Is considered preferable,
this being Clipped. digested and
otherwise prepared. The pulp gets
a bath in a liquid composed of
methyl, alcohol and sodium, and
after standing overnight the opera
tons of treating the threads are un-
dertaken and accomplished by the
use of an ingeniously adapted ma
chine. Briefly, the method of get
ting the pulp into a threadlike form
is conducted on the regular lines
now pretty we'll known to pulp
manufacturers, the principal point
in this instance being, of course, the
subsection of the thread tc such a
process as will change the character
from q paper or wood yarn to a su-
perior cotton Mention is made of
several plans for the production Of
textiles from paper, but while most
of these fail to result in a substance
which will stand washing the solid.
flying emulsion employed in the Pc
culiar manner now introduced, it is
asserted, makes the threads water.
proof, as it coats the fiber, rendering
the latter white and readily woven.
New York Sun.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
h He Lacked.

kennard-I wish I were a rumor.
Lucie-Why sof
k~ennard-So that / might gain ourren.
ey.-Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

The Old Woman Enough For Him.
What do you think of the new woul
AMI"
II don't think of her at all. My OLD
woman gives me all thinking to do that
I've time for.'-New York Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

Twenty years ago England pro-
duced nearly three times as much
iron as the United States.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16
Representation

ING to rain"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

cHAs. $. FEE. G. P, g T. A..
st. Paul, MINI.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-05-16

"A. ID. .EDdAR.
GENERAL AGENT, HELENA, MONTANA,
The broad ax., 1896-12-05
lusr WHAT MINERs WANT

Arr Who are, or expect 70 be, IN
terested N mines VIII be glad to
know that Henry N. Copp. the
Washington I'd. c. land lawyer,
has revised Cops Prospectcr's
Mammal The Neurological part
Of the work has been almost en-
tiFely rewritten BY . Colorado
mining engineer, who has had years
Of experience Is q prosPector, as
ssyer and superintendent of mines
and United States surveyor.
The book Is q popular treatise
on asssying and mineralogy, and
VIII be found useful to ell who wish
to discover mines. The irst part
Of the work gives the United
States mining laws and regulations,
how to locate and survey mining
claim, various forms and mnch val
liable information. The price is so
cents At the principal book stores,
OF of the author.
The broad ax., 1896-12-05
A B;t Of Irlsh WA.

some time ago while was tradine
N avillage store one Of the clerks came
10 the Junior partner. who was waiting
on me. and said:
Please step 10 the desk. Pat Flynn
wants to settle his account and wants q
receipt"
The merchantwas evidently annoyed
Why, what does he want a a 70
ceiptf" he said eve never eivs oue.
Simply crUss his account on the book.
That Is receipt enough"
so told him, }" answered the cierk.
"but be is not s.tisfsd You had bet
~ sse him."
So the proprietor slapped 20 the desk,
and. after greeting Pat with Q ssGood
morning" Esid:
You want to settle your bill, do
Pat replied in the Affirmative
Well. +" said the merchant .sthers il
no need Of my giving you q receipt.
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