New-York tribune., 1896-11-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Some wears ago twins were born 20 Mr.. ard Mrs.
John Newport, colored. OF Sodus Point. y. Y. They
named the children George Washington and Robert
f. 90 In 1870 tripet, were born. They were chris
tened James \. Garfield Chester A. Arthur and Uys
Sos : Grant Two weeks ago there was another birth.
and tho result quadr'iplcis. Both father AMI
mother used II" Republicans. but IN 1899 the father
adopted the Democratic fa;h. SO wnen II came 10
naming the arrivals Bryans three names were
utilized. but as "A sop TO the mother. VINO stu re-
mains a Republican. the fourth pickanniny was
named William Mckinley Mother and babes do
ing finely.
In Marenbad See here. waiter. why is the mirror
hung 80 low In my bedroom? =,
The proprietor ordered it, sir He says that all
people want 10 see s whether their waists are grow
Ink smaller '-Fiicscndc Blatter.
Princeton dlt,v which will probably be heard
to-day on the football field runs follows:
'Wlll Viz be- wild us when tackle dear old Yale?
We VIII VIII yez be- there without fail?
Ys' Then let us be- there and We'll DO them up FOR
far.
And we'll make mugs OF the lot Of them next satur-
day"
Crimsonbcak THAT alarm-cock OF mine went las,
night for the first time In year
Yeast-Why didn't 1t go before?
a cat"-(Yonkcrs state
The Baltimore Sun" says that professors Of the
10y the Pope 1t quotes prominent Catholic as say
ing that the three so-called liberal professors VINO
have been attacked were all members OF the famous
commission which examined the doctrine OF the Rev.
Dr NcC;lynu There were" said he. originally
four OF them-aI professors at the Catholic tniver
si,y Rev Drs OGorman. Pace. Bouquillon and Sha
Ian. These learned men were made commission by
Cardinal Satolli 10 examine into the report on the
soundness OF the doctrine of the Rev DR. Mctlynn As
is well known. they reported tina; there was nothing
the matter with the doctrine and that II was all
right One OF them. The Rev DR.. OGorman. before
the liberal party was attacked was made Bishop OF
Sioux Falls The other three remained at the univer
sity."
In the Modern Want Coumn.-"A young criminal
LAWYER desires at a suitable remunera on. a respect;
able criminal "~tFliegende Blstter
In speaking OF the Princeton football game
to-day The Yale Alumni Weekly says: We hope
for victory. Win or lose We expect a creditabe
record And expect. too. from the players OF
both elevens the kind Of football which IL worthy OF
them az representatives OF the universities of Prince
ton and Yale. In the men who meet the Yale players
on Saturday this university has found honorable
antagonists In various sports and on the PLATFORM
We trust that the game will al least have this re-
suIt-the strengthening OF mutual goodwill and
respect"
Peder (selling a tooth -brush)-Those are the best
tooth brushes In the world.
Cusomer-Havent you any better ones?
gende Batter.
The delegates who attended In Paris the Congress
Of the International cooperative Alliance. dedicated
In the Square des Epinetes the statue OF Jean Ie-
claire who first In lS2 applied TO the Institution he
had founded the system OF participation In profits OF
the various ventures carried by the International
Cooperative Alliance. The statue IL OF bronze.
erected upon u pedestal of Nosges granite. Lecaire
Is represented bending a aborer In order TO
raise him his level. At his feet various
attributes OF the house-paners profession. TO which
he belonged. on the pedestal is this simple Inscrip-
ton: "A Jean l.ecalre. ses ouvriers. followed by
the enumeration of his merits.
A Matter OF Subsequent Detail-"Its going to be a
splendid book" said the publisher. with enthusiasm.
"Indeedg
Illustrations and a binding that will be a perfect
dream rs going TO be a splendid seller" ..
But what are you goin. TO put inside Of it?"
Why. the handmade paper with the deckled
edges"
. by Jove. old fellow. I'm glad you mentioned that!
it"'-(Washington Star.
Oakland CAL which used to pay 500 q month for
the removal OF Its garbage. derives q revenue
from It.
1900 his biography and his public utterances dur
Il book form during ne month q
ers. Bryan calculates that there will be a large
demand for 81 this book; lnasmuch as Bryan re-
his expectations. his book will obtain a very large
CIRCULATION He Is evidently so convinced that It
will be quite a silver mine that he has directed
that half the proceeds OF the book shall be de-
voted TO the cause OF metalm.-( Milwaukee
Wisconsin.
Bucharest. Rumana. has u $4,000 bicycle track.
Greene-They tell me you have got wonder for a
wife. You have a wel-ordered house, they say.
Gray-yes; Clara II forever ordering somebody
around. When 1t isn't the girl or the dog It's your
humble servant 0h. yes. our house ID we'll ordered.