The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-25
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.eaello. Burke, old man, where's Da-
Wis this evening""
oh. didn't you hear about him! he
and his badger are attending the coro-
nation of the car. Yes, they got there
a little late but Nicholas took him In.
Every room in the palace was full' SO
they put him in with Yanagata, put
thew had to move him the second nlght
because he wouldn't let the field mar
shall sleep. He kept him awake try
inc to make negotiations TOR next
wears crop from Yams goats, and the
lap got mad. Consequently Davis has
been bunkfng for the last two days be-
tween Duke One Lung and the Dey Oh
Morocco, who have their planhels III d
corner ON the roof.
Speaking of royalty, you read, OF
course. of the assassination Of the shan
of Persia the first of the month You
know the shah went to London curing
the last winter season, and pelng the
shah of Persia was asked to all of the
court entertainments. The first, one
he attended the Princess OF wales was
presented in evening dress. He Tmne-
diately walked over TO her and plnched
her on the shoulder saying, you're
90 back to Persia with me I'll kill one
of my wives and put you in her place
"Then going up to a lord in the room
he asked, pointing to lady near by,
who is that woman"
".Mv wife. responded the noble, and
she turned around
'e'But she is old and ugly, why don
you kill her and get new one" asked
the sovereign.
HE said to a group of ladies: You
ladies here in England are very pecu-
liar. When you dress for an evening
entertainment you take your clothes off
above the waist, while in Persia the
ladies do exactly the reverse.
You may imagine the breezy sensa-
ton caused by the uncouth gentleman
from out of the east
THAT reminds me of the story on the
the Texan who went to congress. He
was asked to dinner party at the
home of a swell senator, and when he
got home his wife asked what kind
of clothes the ladies wore.
Well said he, I didn't see any
above the table
Now that will do. AS my friend
Pudd'nhead would say the proper
place for you is under ground inspir-
ing the cabbages.
"Well, boys, it's getting late. Lets
| on it, and then go to bed" The others
acquiesced, and so broke up a CONVEX
sation party in the corridor of the
Knutsford last evening.
Norton Nelson, Denver, and w. E.
Foster, of st. Louis are Templeton
guests.
A. D. Fish and Carrie Louise Ray.
40. Of bn ic-e.
Teny company which is on its way to
| the coast registered at the Templeton
yesterday.
Knutsford arrivals yesterday were j.
I E. Scott, indianapolis; H. S. Daley,
! Chicago; H. L. Rothschild, San Fran
cisco: W. M. O'Brien, Chicago; j. N.
Judson, ST. Louis; F. H. Tickenor,
Manitou; r. M. and Mrs. J. M. Fulton,
: Reno; c. r. Davis, Chicago; c. ]. Shep-
ard, New York; w. E. Ward, Chicago;
H. L. Billings, Chicago; G. T. Lee,
| Philadelphia; C. H. Poole, Boston; w.
S. Little, Boston, and w. F. Stump,
Cedar City, Utah.
| New arrivals 1T the walker yester-
day were A. o.. Butts, San Francisco
j. R. Norman, Ohio, and J. G. Jack,
Manti.
The Cullen list of yesterday was COM
prised of the following gentlemen: J..
]. Meyers, San Francisco; T. w. Buzzo,
Walkerville, Mich; A. J. Lanterman,
| Cripple Creek; L. r Rhodes, Ephraim
J. t. Mccall, Sioux City; j. G. Sorgen,
| Chicago; Charles Stone, Evanston; W.
| t. Gregory, Osole, New; S. S. Green,
| SCHUYLER Neb.; e. Miller, Castle Gate;
Jacob Johnson Spring City.