The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-05-28

DANA'S Sarsaprilla is not only
the best of all remedies for the
Nerves, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach,
and Blood; Jutif no benefit, yOu can
get yOur money back. The same
guarantee applies to DANA's Pills,
Cough Syrup and Plasters. For
sale by DR.. j. W. Laughlin, agent,
Deer Park. 4-13t.
Mr.. Adolphus Felty returned
from Baltimore last Friday night
where he had been receiving surgical
treatment IN Johns Hopkins hos
pItal for the past two months.
Several months ago Mr.. Felty sus-
tanned an injury to his left thumb
and it became necessary to have
part of the bone removed which
was done by the surgeons in Johns
Hopkins last Thursday.
On Monday evening 25th inst,
the Epworth League, Oakland chap
ter No 1165, held its regular
monthly meeting in st. Paul's NJ,
E. church, Mr.. Robert G. Town
shend presiding. An appreciative
audience was pleased and well en-
tertained by the following program:
Violin solo, Mrs. F. G. Hyde; reci-
tation, Miss Grace Wotring: vocal
solo, Mr.. C. F. Schroeder; reading,
Mrs. F.A. Thayer; organ voluntary,
DR.. j. e. Robinson; original ora
ton, Mr.. E. L. Mitchell.
The difference between a lady.
and a gentleman in mounting
bicycle, is as follows: The lady
stops, adjusts her skirts, puts her
foot upon a pedal, gives a little
spring, settles lightly upon the sad
die and away she goes! The man
grabs the handle bars, stretches
himself out behind the machine,
puts one foot upon the step, hops
along on one foot like a lame ostrich
give a jump, lands "kerplunk' in
the saddle, kicks about to find the
pedals and then goes wabbling along
for rod or so before he gets his
centre of gravity located.
For every quarter IN a mans
pocket there are dozen uses; and
to use each one in such a way as
to derive the most benefit is ques-
ton every one must solYe for him
self. We believe, however, that no
better use could be made of one Of
these quarters than to exchange it
for bottle of Chamberlain's Cholic
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, a
medicine that every family should
be provided with. For sale by
Oakland Pharmacy and j. ".
Laughlin Deer Park.
The unsightly piles of stone
which have blocked Third street
for several months past were beau
tifully whitewashed last Monday
night by some of the town boys-big
boys, too. Now if some of our
public spirited citizens will decorate
the stones with ferns and laurel,
have some rattlesnakes turned loose
among them perhaps that part of
the town will become more attrac-
tive to those with an artistic eye
and longing for nature in all her
primitive beauty.
Since putting the above IN type
shrubbery has been added and now
only the snakes are lacking.
Mr.. ID. P. Davis, prominent
liveryman and merchant of Goshen,
Va, has this to say on the subject
of rheumatism: 81 take pleasure
in recommending Chamberlain
Pain Balm for rheumatism, as
know from personal experience that
it Will do all that is claimed for it.
A year ago this spring my brother
was laid up in bed with inflamma.
tory rheumatism and suffered in.
tensely. The first application Of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm easet
the pain and the use of one bottle
completely cured him. For sale by
Oakland Pharmacy and DR.. j. ".
Laughlin, Deer Park,