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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
ST. | OlJIS

Is one Of the largest and handsomest
cities Of the United States. The
Republican National Convention
meets there June 10Th. Are you
going2 Do you want to go by the
best, safest and most direct route9
Insist on your ticket agent selling
you ticket via the Burlington
Roulette only route under same
management from Minneapolis and
st. Paul to St. Louis. For maps,
timetables, etc, address W. j. G..
KENYON, General Freight and
Passenger Agent, St. Paul, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27

For every quarter in u mans pocket
there are dozen uses; and to use each
one in such a way as to derive the great
est benefit is question every one must
solv for himself We believe, however,
that no better use could be made of one
of the quarters than to exchange it for a
bottle Of Chamberlain Colo, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy, a medicine that
every family should be provided with.
For sale by r. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27

MID. P. Davis, q prominent livery
man and merchant of Goshen, Va, has
this to say on the subject of rheuma-
tism: II take pleasure in recommend
ing Chamberlain Pain Balm for rheu-
matism, as / know from personal expe-
rience that it will do all that is claimed
for it. A year ago this spring my broth
err was laid up in bed with lnflammatory
rheumatism and suffered intensely. The
first application Of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm eased the pain and the use of one
bottle completely cured him" For sale
by j, r. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
A Desperate Youth.

Nell-Young spriggins told me
chat if I rejected him he would go
and commit suicide, but ] rejected
him just the same.
Belle-And did he commit suicide?
Nell-No, but he did the next
thing to it. He went and proposed
and got himself accepted by that
horrid Van Alstyne girl. --Somer-
willie Journal
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
A Clergyman's Voice.

Rev R. Priest says: Tongue cannot
express the good that Warmers White
Wine of Tar Syrup has done for me and
my family ! have labored in the cause
fifteen years, and have never found any
thing that will relieve Hoarseness and
irritation of the Throat and Lungs like
White Wine of Tar Syrup.
Sold by H. L. Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
A Cure for muscular Rheumatism.

Mrs. r. L. Lamson, of Eairmount, ILL.,,
says: "My sister used Chamberlain
Pain Balm for muscular rheumatism and
it effected complete cure. keep it in
the house at all times and have always
found it beneficial for aches and pains.
It is the quickest cure for rheumatism,
muscular pains and lameness l have
ever SEEN" For sale by j. Il. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
Don't Stop Tobacco.
HOW TO CURE YOURSELF WHILE
USING IT.

- NANAS = - - IAoLSAlE w
USING IT.
The tobacco habit grows on a man until
his nervous system is seriously affected,
impairing health, comfort and happiness.
To quit suddenly is too severe a shock to
the system as tobacco to an inYeterate
user becomes stin1ulant that his system
continually Graves. "Baco-Curo" is a sci
entific cure for the tobacco habit, in all it's
forms, carefully compounded after the
formula of an eminent Berlin physician
who has used it in his private practice
since 1872, without failure. 1t is purely
vegetable and guaranteed perfectlyiharm-
less. You can use all the tobacco you
want while taking "Baco-Curo." It will
notify you when to stop. We give a writ
ten guarantee to cure permanently any
case with three boxes, or refund the
money with 10 per cent interest. 'Baco-
euro" is not a substitute, but a scientific
cure, that cures without the aid of will
power and with no Inconvenience. It
leaves the system as pure and free from
nicotine as the day you took your first
chew or smoke.
Cured By Baco-curo and Gained 40 Pounds.
From hundreds of testimonials, the
originals or winch are on hle and open to
inspection, the following is presented:
Clayton, Nevada Co., Ark, ian. %, 1895,
Eureka Chemical & Mfg. Co., La Crosse,
Gentlemen: For forty years used
tobacco in all it's forms. For twenty-five
years of that time | was great sufferer
from general debility and heart disease.
For. fifteen years 1 tried to quit, but
couldn't: 1 took various remedies, among
others .No-Tq5Bac," THE Indian Tobacco
etc, etc, but none of them did me the
least bit of good. Finally, however, pur-
chased a box of your "Baco-Curo" and it
has entirely cured me of the habit in all
its forms, and / have increased thirty
pounds in weight and am relieved from
all the. numerous aches and pains of body
and mind. could write quire of paper
upon my changed feelings and condition.
Yours respectfully, P. II. MARBURY
Pastor {. P. Church, Clayton, Ark.
Sold by all druggists at $1.O0 per box;
three boxes, thirty days treatment,
$3.50 with iron-clad, written guarantee, or
sent direct upon receipt of price. Write
for booklet and proofs. Eureka Chemical
& Mfg. Co., La Crosse, Wis, and Boston,
Mass.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
Scientific Conrtshin.

Ardent Lover-If you could see
my heart, Belinda, you would know
how fondly-
Up to Date Girl producing cam
era)-I intend to see it, Hiram. Sit
still, please. Chicago Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
TO HORSE OWNERS.

For putting a horse in fine healthy con
dition try DR.. Cadys Condition Powders
They tone up the system, aid digestion, cure
loss Of appetite, relieve constipation, correct
Gidney disorders and destroy worms, giving
new life to an old or over-worked horse. %
tents per package. For sale by druggists.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27

0hamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment
Is unequalled for Eczema, letter, Salt
Rheum, Scald Head, Sore Nipples, Chapped
Hands, Itching Piles, Burns, Frost Bites
Chronic Sore Eyes and GRADUATED Eye Lids
For sale by druggists at % cents per box.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
The 1andladx unperturhed.

81 am afraid" said the young
man who is oandidly critical "that
there is some foreign substance in
this coffee"
Certainly, = replied Mrs. Hashem.
THAT remark shows you have the
palate of a connoisseur. The coffee
itself is imported = Washington
Star
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
LAND OFFICE AT MARSHALL, MINI
Nav 70 1896

Notice is hereby given that Andrew r.
Block has filed notice of intention to make
final proof before the Clerk of the District
Court at his office in Morris, Mimi, on
Thursday, the 18th day Of June 1896, on
timber culture application No 2535, for VIZ
swA of Section No. 81, in Township No.
1913 north, Range No. AZ west,
He names as witnesses: Luke ORei1Iy,
Charley O'Reilly, VIM. Gebhardt, H. i.
Vandeburg, all of Hancock, Mimi
G. +. SHEPARD, Register.
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How SOME BOSTON PEOPLE TAX.
And So Doing Excite the Wonder of the
Cultured.

HOW SOME BOSTON PEOPLE TALK.
And So Doing Excite the Wonder of this
Cultured.
Here.is an impeachment of Boston
English that is an impeachment.
As it is well to know the worst that
can be said about us, and as the let
ter which follows is not at all q gen.
eral accusation, but a specific one,
The Listener presents it in all its
awfulness:
Dear Listener May / send you a
few specimens of English "as she,is
spoke not thousand miles from
Boston by persons in good. society =
so called-many of them mem bers
of women's clubs, Browning and
Emerson societies, etc., including
some ex-sohoolteaohers? In some of
the instances mentioned it will be
noticed that the degree of culture is
indicated more by the pronunciation
than by the words used:
= I've read French quite little. !"
us he much better? Yes, some
considerable.
"It is quite a good deal warmer
than what it was yesterday.
''She lives quite ways from here.
(This by a college graduate, femi-
nine.)
81 like the furtherest one best. "
(Said of two things.)
"There isn't cluzet (closet) in
Che house."
''He don't feel real we'll .
81 hope you will be lot better. "
'They staid at the Mounting
House. Mountain House.
81 says to Henry's teacher, F" etc.
shew pronounced shoo) her my
new dress.
eff was you. y
81 don't know as can.
cat our last meeting you was
elected a member of the club.
II saw you going acrosst the
Dawn"
E'T just escaped pneumoniar, I
know.
81 might have gone to lawr about
it."
"Sha sawr man. -
''ThatFwas the idear I had :"
81 wished (present tense) you
would come and see me.
81 was here when she come"
past tense.)
''If any one would like their name
presented to the club, etc. (This by
the president of the olub.)
did you sleep good?"
''We. don't keep dog, nor the
Smiths don't !"
II don t know but what it is So.
(By a public speaker of superior ed
uoation.
81 suppose I shall find it some
where's. -
II saw him when I was down to
Portland. (" (The last two by for
mer president of one of our leading
female colleges, man of uncommon
culture and literary attainments.)
eyes, that's her." (By dean of
the Episcopal church, not in New |
England.)
"That's equivooal (equivalent) to
saying, ETC..
"That man is COLOSSAL liar
when my daughters we're in
convent in Italy, the nuns learned
them to do Florentine embroidery.
They worked chair cover, and one
of them done the seat and the other
done the back. 2"
The last three by a wealthy wom-
an IN fashionable society, notin Bos-
ton. With the exception of these, I
have heard all the above expressions
used by we'll educated people, some
of whom have had uncommon ad-
vantages. 1t reminds me of a story,
which know to be true, of a very
dull pupil in young ladies' acade-
my of note who was asked by her
teacher what good she thought it
had done her to study grammar.
ats learned me to speak more
proper, was the encouraging reply.
Boston Transcript.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
To BE More Accurate.

Mr.. Manhattan Ito Miss Baws-
tawn)-Do you ride a wheel?
Miss Bawstawn-I ride a pair of
wheels. Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27

Why monkey with the catarrh? VIII
give the best formula with each bottle
of Sayman's Vegetable Liniment for
curing Catarrh, Rose Cold and Hay
Fever. If used according to directions,
and it fails, your money will be refunded.
Large bottle Soc. For sale by druggists.
ia
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
St. Louis

Is one of the largest and most attractive
cities. A good time to visit it is at the
time of the Republican Convention in
June, or the Peoples party convention in
July. The Burlington route is the best
line. Your home ticket agent can tell you
all about it and sell you a ticket via the
Burlington"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
..tIow to cure AM skin Diseases. !,

Simply apply "SwAYNE's OINTMENT"
letter, eczema, itch, ali eruptions on the
face, hands, nose, &C., leaving the skin
clear, white and healthy. It's great heal
ing and curative powers are possessed by
no other remedy. Ask your druggist for
SWAYNE'S OINTMENT.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27

See those elegant ladies' shirt waist
sets at III. B. Lund's
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
We EMPLOY NO AGENTS.

Send list of wants direct to the Nursery.
Our aim is to please. 80 years experience
in the business ought to be of value to our
patrons.
Good stock of Raspberry and Blackberry
plants. Fine assortment of Pionioes at
55c each. Asparagus roots, q years old6
at 80 per 100 NJ. w. COOK.
Rochester, Mimi.
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DON'T Be HUMBUGGED
--BY-S
Agents.

100000 Strawberry Plants grown
and for sale by M. w. COOK. Prop, of
the Rochester Fruit and Plants Nursery,
at prices to correspond with the times.
Best, leading varieties at SOC per 100. Lib
eral discount on large orders.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-05-27
~. ON .'.''
MIMI I
COUGH CUR E

cures quickly. That is wpst it was
made for. Prompt, safe, sure. quick
relief, quick cure. Pleasant to take
Children like it and adults like it.
Mothers buy it for their children.
Prepared by E. c. Dewitt s Co. makers of
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25
Successful Experiments Con-
Quoted Yesterday at the
State University.
THE SUBJECT SAW HIS BONES
Little Justin Lee Gunnison's Remarks
About His Own Anatomy-How
the Work Was Done.

When veu have your photograph taken
under the cathode ray you must sit down
for two hours and a half and look pleasant.
Before the process it is necessary for you
TO shoot yourself, though not fatally, and
let the doctors probe for the bullet with
out success. There should also be pre-
liminary clearing of the conscience, for
nobody knows Just where the limit will be
in the new photography, nor just how
much of the innermost parts of man may
be revealed.
According to the scientific experiment
ers the cathode ray is invisible. Its ex-
istence can only be detected by its results,
Just as it is with first-class lobbyist in
Sacramento. Being invisible, it is used to
photograph unseen things.
The ray is not exactly ray of light.
More strictly, it is a wave of ether or
something of that sort. The scientists
say that the whole thing is as plain as day,
a process that is simplicity itself, and so
far as can be ascertained there is no evil
dence to the contrary.
ANY body who has the proper apparatus,
and who knows how to use it, can photo
graph his own bones. He can determine
how he will look when he is dead. He
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25

can examine the interior OF himself and
his heart without the assistance of cler-
gyman. There is no end to the list of in
teresting experiments that can be con-
Quoted with the cathode ray, but it is not
expected that the new-fangled pictures
will be produced in the ordinary galleries
just yet, or that it will be the fad for the
whole families or groups of friends to
have themselves photographed in the ca
thode-ray style. 1t would be too much
work to stand motionless for half day.
Justin Lee Gunnison, a 13-year-old boy
who resides at 932 Twenty-frst street, Is
probably the first boy to be experimental
upon in this new scientific style. He is
the son of Albert r. Gunnison, the insur-
ance solicitor.
Young Justin became the possessor of
22-callber pistol about a week ago, and
his parents being opposed to the juvenile
use of firearms he secreted the weapon in
the back yard. A board fence against q
neighboring building afforded the hiding
place. Last Thursday the boy went to get
his pistol, and while drawing it through a
knothole in the fence the weapon was dis
charged.
The boy was shot in the right hand. 1t
was painful wound, but the boy was
afraid to tell about it at the time. Justin
went to supper with his hand done up in
a handkerchief and hand and handkerchief
concealed in his pocket. His mother nat
urally made an investigation. and half an
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25

lqvine of artificial stone sidewalks on Page
street, between Cole and Shrader streets.
was referred TO the Street Committee,
like action also being taken in the matter
OF the protest of property-owners against
the paving of Federal street, near Second:
A protest was received from number OF
property-owners on Ninth avenue, protest.
ing against the paving OF that thorough
fare as proposed by recently adopted
resolution.
The petition of number of property
owners west of First avenue, both north
and south OF the park, requesting the pas
sage of an ordinance permitting the use of
red rock for the macadam on streets in the
district mentioned was referred to the
Street Committee.
A like course was pursued with the pro-
test of the Point Lobos 1mprovem ent
Club against the construction OF curbs and
bltuminous pavement on Ninth avenue,
from Fulton to Lake streets.
}. G. Farnum's protest against the paw
Ing with bitum nous rock of Maple street,
between Clay and California streets, was
referred to the Street Committee.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25
A THEATRICAL DIVORCE,
Mrs. Macdonald, or Lillian Bed.
dard, Wishes to be
Free.
She Is the Wife of Hereward
Hoyt, and She Says He
Neglected Her.

Mrs. Lillian Macdonald, better known to
theater-goers as Lillian Beddard, is suing
for a divorce from Hereward Macdonald.
Hereward Macdonald is also theatrical
person. He is known on the stage as H erc-
ward Hoyt, and until recently was stage
manager at the Acazar Theater under
Grover. His wife has not been on the
stage for some time. She was recently IN
charge of school of elocution on Van
Ness avenue.
Mrs. Macdonald is suing on the grounds
of neglecl and failure to provide. She al
leges that her husband has done nothing
to support her for long time, although
he has been receiving a good salary right
along. She says that in his position at the
Alcazar he was making 500 a week. She
attributes his neglect to dissipation, and
also does not hesitate to charge in her
complaint that he drank more than was
good for him. She does not ask for any
fixed amount of alimOny, as she intends to
take to her profession again.
''She is bright woman" said her attor-
ney. A. c. Firebaugh. yesterday. "She
has earned great deal Of money upon the
stage and can easily support herself again.
Her husband has been only drag on her
for a long time, and she will find no
trouble in earning her own living if she is
freed from him."
The Macdonalds came here from Aus
tralia three years ago. They have been
married about four years and have no chill
dren. A year ago they separated, and now
Mrs. Macdonald is suing for divorce.
Among theatrical men it is believed that
Macdonald's neglect was more active
than passive. They say he was most ar
dent admirer of what was fair in the pro-
fession, and he frequently lavished the af-
fections he should have kept at home upon
the ladies who were with him on the stage.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25

practical use of the process in this State
and the test was watched by many of the
scientists connected with the university
Professor c. L. Cory conducted the expert
ment, assisted by Professor Slate, Mr.
Drew and Joseph n. lie Conte. DIR. Philip
Mills Jones, who has conducted the Ex-
aminer experiments, was present, and the
cathodographicaI work was also watched
by Professor Joseph LIE Conte, Professor
Christy and Professor A. O. Leuschner.
The apparatus used in the experiment
was practically the same as that used last
Saturday when cathodographs were tax
en- OF the dead gopher and of leather
purse containing several coins. The press
ure of the electrical current, however, was
not SO powerful as that used in the former
experiments, having been only fifty-seven
volts while the other was 100 volts.
On Saturday the Westinghouse alterna-
tor was used, while yesterday the small
motor was put in service.
Justin, the boy, was seated on the side
of the Photographic apparatus with his
wounded hand upon the plate. Above his
hand was suspended the Crooke's tube, re-
sembling large incandescent lamp. AS
the room was darkened, not of necessity,
but to better observe the workings of the
apparatus, the tube glowed with sort of
greenish light, and the center was violet
streak, extending from top to bottom.
That violet streak. however, was not the
cathode ray, and the professors explained
that the display of color was merely Incl
dental and had nothing to do with the
autobiography.
1t was weird sort of a scene-the long
room, almost dark, but with occasional
electrical flashes and sputterings here and
there, and in the center of the group of
watching, grave professors boy, with his
wounded hand under the luminous green
and violet tube.
The Photographic process required an
exposure of an hour and thirty-fve min
utes and during the long period the boy
could only amuse himself by talking to
college professors and consulting his watch
to see how much longer he had to wait.
But Justin was bright and patient, and he
| even declared that he was glad he had shot
himself, as the accident had afforded a
subject for the experiment.
The plate was carefully developed by
Professor S. B. Christy, and the operation
was witnessed by several of the other pro-
fessors. All in the dark room were con-
vinced that spot indicating the location
OF the bullet appeared when the negative
was partially developed, but it had dis
appeared when the process was completed.
According to their assertions the bullet
is In the f1eshy part of the hand, near the
outside, but there had not been exposure
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25

ment table from o'clock to 10:30 o'clock.
Inc same apparatus was used and the
same conditions surrounded this expert
ment in the afternoon, when the hand
was exposed for only an hour and half.
When the plate was developed it showed
an object which Professor Christy said
looked exactly like bullet, but whether
1t was or not he could not state definitely.
The round object discovered was in pre-
cisely the same place as the one In the
photograph taken in the afternoon. Pro-
lessor Christy said that an anatomist
could soon tell whether the object was
really bullet.
On account of the lateness of the hour,
1t being II 40 o'clock when the work was
finished, he could make no definite deter
mlnation. The flesh Was infiltrated and
swollen, and was consequently less trans
parent to the rays than usual.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25

when asked whether he could pose two
hours for second experiment he shouted
out:
"Yes-for three hours!"
Describing the development OF the mega
tive, Professor Christy said:
1T was perfectly CHASTITY to see the out
lines of the bones appear on that plate
At first it was like a hand, and gradually
the outlines changed into those of a skele-
ton hand"
The second experiment was made in the
evening.
The boys hand was exposed to the rays
for two and half hours, with only slight
Interruptions to change the pressure OF
the electricity. Justin was at the expert
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25
OLYMPIC CLUB AFFAIRS.
Directors VIII Handle the Handball
Question on Wednesday Evening.

Directors Will Handle the Handball
Question on Wednesday Evening.
The handball committee met at the
Olympic Club last evening, but after some
desultory talk it concluded to leave the
matter of the proposed construction of a
new court with the directors, who will de-
eide at their meeting on Wednesday even
ing what course is best to pursue in the
premises. The players are in hopes that
the club will well consider the fact that a
large percentage of the members are pas
sionately fond of handball, and that in
terest in the game is rapidly growing.
The athletic committee appointed to IN
vestlgate the charges of professionalism
which are pending against some of the
boxing fraternity met again last evening,
but ccomplished nothing Of any particular
Importance. 1t is presumed that those
athletes who are still under the fire of in
vestigation will be allowed to go free under
a heavy reprimand and caution to be
more careful in the future.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25

enough to give perfect negative of the
entire hand. DR.. Jones examined the hand
afterward, and he concluded that the Ioca-
ton OF the bullet was exactly as indicated
by the photographers, though the hand
was too swollen and sore to permit of a
thorough examination.
The negative was held up to the light
so that young Gunnison could see the
picture of his finger-bones.
"Oh, yes, l can see!'' he exclaimed.
''Look at that tinger Its crooked"
"The bones are just as plain as a skele-
TONS"
The boy was proud of the picture, and
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-25
hour later surgeon was taking care of the

hour later surgeon was taking care of the
boy.
Probing for the bullet was unsuccessful.
Yesterday, by suggestion of the Examiner,
Justin was taken to Berkeley and the mu-
tilated hand was photographed under the
cathode ray. Two negatives were OBJ
tanned and the experiments were regarded
as successful. the bullet being located near
the outer portion of the hand.
Justin started for Berkeley on the 2
o'clock boat, accompanied by his father
Two hours later the experiment was be.
gun in the electrical department of the
Mechanical Building. 1t was the first