New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-02-26
ApEDErMNG FEATURE.
A REDEEMING FEATURE.
The devils not entirely block.
For r.ch and poor. without exception
lie never lets his victims lack
The comfort Of warm reception.

The devils not entirely Diack.
For r.ch and poor. without exception,
lie never let's his victims lack
The comfort OF a warm reception!
Sensible Precau'ioE ,Landady 1of county In
the eye OF p3puar hoa1y 20 n you'd bet
e. nut c5npe OF eggs and bit OF butter into tho
sJ :, thn ;Swnsfolk don't stir out tomorrow. we
shall have to eat II ourselves '-RHhrDo'e'
Tho many failures of new ships in the British
navy have excited considerable comment In the
English press recent case was that OF the cruis0'
Forte witch started voyage from Sheerhess
- the Mediterranean. but was compelled TO put
into Portsmouth, for repairs. one wave hau ue'useo
the forecaste deck. unshipped the forward gun
and disabled a heav. capstan used for lifting the
anchor 4 hatchvav was also torn away. and the
water nourcl into the vessel in such volume as 70
wash the captain and several men who were on the
lou,er deck of their feet Now what is puzzling the
British writer's H. why a lightly laden ana COM
par;ltvelv new vessel like the Forte should receive
80 much dana Sc IN a winter gale met while passing
through the Downs. while the cheaply constructed
and heavily laden tramps stand much more heavy
rounding not only in the Channel. but In the more
open waters OF the Pay Of Bscay.
81 see" said me earnest boarler that they are
again pet.uonns Congress to recognize the pe''S
"But." ASKED the Cheerful Idiot. won't that In
yo,re the recognition of-er-tho adversary as
belligerent - indianapolis Journal
There was funny game OF basket ball the other
day between two OF Girl students at Lake For
est N) University. the tearns representing Mitchell
and Ferry halls respectively. Only girls and women
were admitted to the Enclosure. II was a hard
fought battle. but resulted in tie From sas
o'clock until lO2O o'clock the time The game closed.
the yes of those taking sides were heard.
Hippity-hop,
HIppity-hop,
Mitchell Hall right on top.
Iiipptywhoop.
Hippty-whoop.
Ferry Hall right in the soup.
That of the yes that resounded through
the huge building. Here's another
Spickeiy. hlckety. rckety. ran.
Spickcty. hickeiy. rickety. oan.
Who can? We
Ferry Hall can
An Vnfailing soporinc.- Husband to his wife. whe
l. going on on "A journey)-And then. Emily, be so
good rs 10 send ne curtain lecture from tine 70
TINE shall hardly manage 10 get 10 sleep without
yOu know.--iiumorlstiche BAitter.
Chicago woman who recently heard that Pro-
fcssor Burt q. Wilder of Cornell, was viysec.
t.onlst. ssnt him the following vigorous letter: Il
done know whether you believe in the Bible. but IL
YOU do YOU must certainly have long contemplated
passing YOUR hereafter in that condition where
groans from YOU VIII surpass the angushed cries
YOU have caused. AS you DO to others. so shall It
be done unto you' Words cannot describe my alb
horreuce Of such a character yours Is herein de-
scribed May Almighty God speedily deprive you OK
that life whose opportunities for love and kindness
vo, have so grossly abused. The Holy Spirit. OF
whose fruits IL gent.eress. has greater adherence
for Won than can feel albeit | OF His
loving children The wrath OF God will fall upon
Won and upon those dear 70 YOU. that by awful SUI
,,r,,p Won may realize the YOU have caused
sra nv these be taught TO feel for the dumb forms
81 ne cur God has so .ovng.y created Every pang
Won have Indicted upon these dumb and helpless
creatures will be done unto you. ard quickly. that
all the world may know how God hates vivise0-
,,on,st You have tortured the helpless-how cow
arliv, You have shed innocent blood God calls
for /, and you-you cannot render II back. The
scorn OF man shall be added to the hatred OF God,
nd whittier will you fee, sivisectonist but to the
lowest depths OF that pit prepared for the devil the
first vivlsectonlst. and his angels? With consuhi-
mate contempt and holy hatred" etc To which
Professor Wilder replied: with me vivsection does
not mean painful experiments. Indeed i dounS
whether you any other person surpasses mo n
tenderness for animals or in fondness for pets
Please let me know II your feeling toward me Is q"
modified by this statement"
Elizabeth" said Farmer Cornroe, laying aside MS
weekly paper rs there any more f1y-leaves In ths
Bible?" Yes" An Is all that pokeberry ih IN"
gomez" Not quite" Got goose quill bout tns
Coin ter write to New-Orl fur a peck O. that
new Kind Mardi Gras seed that the papers Is Sns
IN SO much erbout: try II In the lower DOT
tom fields fur early pasture"-W eshipgt9p Yamss