West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1896-05-14
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Correspondents AZ The Arcu..

correspondence nf 3he Argus.
Dry weather since tho election.
Some OF the boys were '.Elr' md
/ some Dennis" on May the snd
Claod Mckinney moved into the
handsome residence OF ID, IA loar this
week,
Mrs. w Il. I.oar aud children, of
( Graftoo. are visiting Friends aud rsi.
at,ves at ReedSvilie this week.
A siSteen-yeer-old girls idea OF the
right kind of n chaperon Is Young
man of nineteen with curly hair anu a
little black mustachc.
Asa ID. Squires will move TO Keyser
/ an the near future where his two sons,
benjamin aud Grant, reside. JAS A
Frecland will move into the hotfSe
when vacated by MIR SquireS
II. l.. keefover witnessed n stransr,
phenomenon Of the sun yesterday even.
ing just before its Voinq down which
he thought very strange, aud could not
account for. IL was the rapid transit
OF some sable object i'm the shape OF a
paralicloHrap across the suns disl,
from north 10 soutn. MIR. Kecfover ~
close reader and observer aud these
freaks OF nature attract his attention,
The sky was perfectly clear
Two serious accidents occurred here
on last sunday John Mckinney went
TO the pasture field for hts horse aud
attempted to- ride 10 home without n
bride, when the horse bccnue fright.
encd and ran away, throwiug John
violently against the fence. To prevent
his head from striking the fence. he
Threw out his right arm. broakiug both
bones about half way between the wrist
and elbow. DIR. McGiunis reduced the
fracture. The other was that OF Arch
Neck who was carelessly running his
horse when IL fell upon him with Sc
rious results. This should be n warn.
ing 20 some OF our other boys who
make practice of running their horses
on Sunday instead OF attending church
services.
IL IL said that no one can preach n
funeral sermon 40 well as he who has A
Sanctitied grave OF his own. This be.
ing true, we can sympathize with the
defeated candidatca having come
through the agony ourselves. when,
through the perslsteucy GU OF friends.
we became hopeful candidate for
Constable and got knocked out bv n
handsome majority. Then those friends
wrote poetry about us, telling what
we wanted and what we didn't get "
All well there is comfort in the Thought
that such people will GO some day
where the fire alarm will be turned on
without response. Surely, the worst
ootch God ever made Is the man with
an unrelenting spirit one who has no
sympathy with anybody or anything
but himself hut we suppose he has n
mission TO perform, the same us leeches
and bed bugs.
We are aware there Is nothing In
christendom that will make an editor
warm under the collar quicker than
controversies through his paper So
grant MS a word here TO "Gypsy" and
Wei hold up our hands that it will be
the last Now. we shall not DO INJECT
i've and class Gypsy" with the new
woman and say she runs n bike, even
though she has proven herself little !
'spit-hre" How did we know she Is "A |
woman =? Did not the very phraseoloRv
clearly diagnose this? We are proud
that THE ARGUS has an interesting lady !
correspondent from our villa. and
neither the editor nor the people would
have you hand over your papers 10 us,
for your communication are good and
more what the editor desires than ours.
SO let the good work go on. As for n
nondepiume, we can simply sign our
sslves, I'm the eyes OF ''Gypsy,n)
TnE nELLdRAMTE