The Republican journal., 1896-03-19

Keep your temper, laddie. Never quarrel
WI an angry person, specially woman.
Mind ye, a soft answer s aye best. It's COM
manded-and forbye, it makes them far
madder than anything else We could say.
It'd Bits.
Premature badness may be prevented and
the halr made to grow on heads alread V
bald, by the use of Halls We etabe Sicilian
Hair Remover.
81 tell you man changes his mind about
his friends and enemies"
"How so, old MANI" His enemies stop
hitting him when he's down, but it's then
that his friends begin" Life.
What will do It?
MEDICAL writers claim that the successful
remedy for nasal catarrh must be non-irri-
tatng, easy OF application, and one that will
reach the remote sores and liberated sur
faces. The history of the efforts to treat
catarrh is positive proof that only one rene
dy has completely met these conditions, and
that is Ely's Cream Balm. This safe and
pleasant remedy has mastered catarrh as
nothing else has ever done, and both ply
sicians and patients freely concede this fact.
1t was a cold morning, and Bobby came
rushing into the house very much excited.
"Mommer," he cried, ''there's something
the matter with me. Please send for the
doctor. I'm breathing fogn Harper 8
Round Table.
You make no mistake when you buy Al
TONS sARsAPARILLA AND NERVE TONIC and
DALToN's FAMILY PILLS. Everybody SAYS 80,
and "what everybody says must be true
Pastor-Do you ever play with bad little
boys. Johnny? Johnny-Yes, sir. Pastor
/ m surprised, Johnny. Why don't you
play with good little boys? JoEnny-Their
mammas won't let 'em Chicago Record
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, Guaranteed to
Cure Constipation, sold by Kiigore & Wilson
.Tnks-To-day l pleased pretty woman
by telling her that certain red-faced, snub-
nosed, bald-headed mortal looked like her
Winks-Get out! Jinks-The red-faced
snub-nosed bald-headod mortal was her
first baby. New York Weekly.
No-To-Bac. Sold and Guaranteed To Cure
the Tobacco-Habit, by Kilgore & Wilson.
Old Gentleman quitting a few questions)
Now, boys-ah-can you tell me what
commandment Adam broke when he took
the forbidden fruit?
Small scholar Qike a shot)-Please, sir
til warn't commandments then, sir
Tid-Bits.
The Discovery Saved His Life.
Mr.. G. Caillouette, Druggist, Beaversville
III, says: 10 Dr. Kings New Discovery
owe my life. Was taken with La Grippe
and tried all the physicians for miles about
but OF no avail and was given up and told
could not live. Having DR.. Kings New
Discovery in my store | sent for bottle and
began its use and from the first dose begar
to get better, and after using three bottles
was up and about again. 1t is worth its
weight in gold. We won't keep store OF
house without it," Get free trial at A. A
HoWes & Co. Drug Store
$50 you called on that new woman who
goes in fur athletics said Flooding Pete.
YES replied Meandering Mike, as he
stopped rubbing his elbow long enough tC
tie his handkerchief over his right eye 81
did. An | got good deal the worst of it. ;
rs her husband at home?"
81 dunno. But l hope fur his own sake
that he amt" Washington Star.
Cure For Headache.
AS a remedy for all forms of Headache
Electric Bitters has proved to be the very
best. 1t effects a permanent cure and the
most dreaded habtual sick headaches YIELD
to its influence We urge all who are atf1ict
ed to procure a bottle, and give this remedy
a fair trial. In cases of habitual constipation
Electric Bitters cures by giving the needed
tone to the bowels, and few cases long resist
the use of this medicine. Try it once Large
bottles only Fifty cents at A. A. Howes 4
Co. Drug Store.
Oh, let us join and thankful be!
The man who can control
The blizzard signal is not he
Who runs the price OF coal.
Washington Star.