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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

mounted and on the move. The pose of a
majority of the riders was vigorously COM
mendsd by the spectators. A few had their
feet on the pedals and gripped the handle
bars with both hands, but the greater
number rode along with one foot clawing
the mir and the machine guiding itself
AS the procession got Strengthened out
tho word was given to form "the water
melon crisis. This consisted in making q
series Of circles from common center and
was beautifully executed. When the COM
mittee on casualties came along, it found
Uncle Jerry Barber and Brother Standup
Jones lying unconscious on the pavement,
with a front wheel, a handle bar and three
pedals scattered about, but it was soon as
certained that no great damage was done.
The next formation was the possum
hunt" and 1t was received with unbound
cd applause. Every wheelman went dodg-
Ing and twisting and weaving in and out,
and good many found the possum. When
the hunt was over, four of the members
limped off home. and two were taken into
grocery to sit down on soapboxes and
think the matter over and discover where
they were at.
The third new evolution was called "the
chilblain waltz and the applause was
loud and long continued. TWAS intended
as fantasy, and no objection was made
when several telegraph poles, a butcher
cart, street car and fire engine mixed
in and made 1t hot for chilblains. At the
close of this evolution about dozen MEM
bers shouldered their wrecked wheels and
linped off down side streets, and before
the ambulance had carried Brother Back
water Scott two blocks he scrambled out
of the vehicle and Indignantly demanded
TO know who had taken him for a dead
man.
The club started out for century run,
but after the first three miles had been
travelled a dispute arose as to what CEN
fury was. The president, who had been
reading up on Hoyle and Webster, said it
meant 100 miles, with 10 off for cash
down. Then Hon. Yam Yam Jones said a
century run meant a spin of SO miles, with
rest every five miles to get glass Of pop.
As there was such diversity Of opinion,
President Toots settled on IL miles and
two drinks, and the procession moved on,
each rider setting his own pace.
In turning out for street car, In a fit Of
Observation-Disclosures the Hon. Cicero Pelt-
ingham saw that he was about to collide
with baby carriage containing triplets
Rather than rob the fond mother Of her
summer stock Of infants he threw himself
from his wheel, struck on his head and
was unconscious for 20 minutes.
There were other accidents Of minor
nature, but the parade as q whole was q
grand success and grandly conducted.
Most of the members made q century run
Of only five miles, with two drinks and a
walk home by moonlight, but this did not
at all detract from s'the festivities Of the
occasion" and rush Of new applicants
for membership is fondly expected.
NJ. QUAD.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
BRONCHO BOB'S STORY.
He Describes the One Occasion Upo
Which He Was Robbed.

He Describes the One Occasion Upon
Which He Was Robbed.
1t was the first time the girl who was
visiting the far west had ever ridden on II
stagecoach, and she was anxious to miss
none of the romance of her novel expert
ence.
'tThis is very wild country" she said
to Broncho Bob, who was driving.
Eyes, miss. It's right sorter lonesome :"
"Haye you been driving over this route
long?"
Eyes, miss, for several year, off and on. -
"Were you ever robbed"
"Was ever robbed" he repeated slow
", so as to gain time to search his memory.
Eyes, miss, l was robbed once, an tain t
been so very long ago neither"
''Oh do tell me about itr'
"'Tain't much of anything ter tell. ), l
wouldn't ask yer ter listen ter such poor
story"
"You don't realize how prosy and con-
ventional life in city grows. Perhaps
you fail to appreciate how thrilling sven Il
small adventure may be to those who have
led so monotonous an existence.
"Waal, miss, anything ter 'blige a lady
IL was UIllS WY: lldu6 UP lily llluu ca
how wanted ter see some o. city life, so
/ took few hundred dollars in dust an
got aboard the train fur Chicago. When
got there, asked policeman what the
i. asst hotel there was, an got a hack ter
tax me to it. l was kinder dry, an the
fust thing l did was ter blaze my way
through the crowd ter the barroom 1t
was about ez fine er dugout ez ever made
myself ter home in. There was lookin
glasses an brussels carpets an glass chan
deliers all over the place. went ter the
bartender an told i'm wanted ez nice er
drink ez he could fix up. He asked INC
how mint julep would strike me, an
told i'm I'd go him hand er two weth
one jes ter pass the time. WAL, miss, he
got tergether lot O. fxin S, an purity soon
he showed out a purity good sized tumbler
at me. But the size er the tumbler was
all bluff. He'd gone an loaded it up
weth weeds an plums an berries an mos
anything he happened ter have handy
ez long ez it 'ud take up room an save
liquor. But I scooped out the trash an
managed ter git er swaller er two. Then
asked fur the bill, an, miss, ye might not
believe it, but that Teller made me pay 81
cents jes' fur that little drop O. weak mois
ture. An that, miss, is the only time o.
I kin remember, that ever was robbed. u
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

When most needed it is not unusual for
your family physician to be away from
home. Such was the experience of Mr..
j. Y. Schenok, editor of the Caddo, I. T.,
Banner, when his little girl, years of age,
was threatened with severe attack of
Group. He says: "My wife insisted that
I go for the doctor, but as our family
physician was out of town purchased
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
which relieved her Immediately. I will
not be without 1t in the future" rs and
so cent bottles for sale by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

The wife of Mr.. D. Robinson, a promi-
nent lumberman of Hartwick, N. Y, was
sick with rheumatism for five months. In
speaking of it, Mr.. Robinson says: "Cham-
berlain's Pain Balm is the only thing that
gave her any rest from pain For the
relief of pain it can not be beat" Many
very bad cases of rheumatism have been
cured by it. For sale at SO cents per
bottle by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1909.
Land Office at Santa Fe, n. n; 4,

Land Office at Santa Fe, N. NJ.
November q, 1885.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
january IA, 1897, viz: Daniel Warbin, of Pc
cos, N. NJ, for the Q u Sc NJ section TO- sw u
sw 4, section II, and NV u NV u, section II,
tp17 II, rl2e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cultiva-
ton of, said land, viz: Patrick G. Worley,
of GlOrieta, N. NJ; Crescencio Rcibal, Pru-
Pecos, N, NJ.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Ar. You Going to Californian

The Santa Fe Route has just placed on
sale tickets to southern California and
return at rate of $3.50, to San Fran
CISCO and return $6690, tickets good to
return at any time within six months
from date of issue, stop.over privileges
allowed at any point en- route. Pullman
palace and tourist sleepers running
through without change. For particulars
call on or address any agent of the Santa
Fe Route. H. 8. LUTz, Agent,
GEO. 7. NICHOLSON, Santa Fe, N. M.
G. P. A., Chicago, Ill.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

ARE you baldf Is your clothing con-
stantly covered with Individuality
animal matter falling from diseased
scalpf Does your head itchf Is it in.
tested with sores and scahsf Is your
hair growing thinner year by yearf Is
it dry and brittle? If so, you have q
parasitic disease of the scalp, which you
are neglecting at great risk. DanderIne
will cure you quickly and permanently.
Money refunded in case of failure. For
sale at Fischer 4 Co.'s. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

Before leaving his place for winter
visit to gayer scenes, a gentleman farmer
called his Hibernian head man, and said.
Flynn, have to be away for a fortnight.
l hope everything will run smoothly on
the farm. Oh, said Flynn, heartily, ye
don't do bit O. harm, sir, when you're
herei
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Desperate.

Desperate.
"Papap' she sobbed
eyes" he answered.
"When refused Charley the other day, !"
she burst out, he threatened to do some
thing desperate-and-and"-
YES, yes" he broke in.
"Well," she cried, che has done it. He
sold his bicycle New York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

For Christmss and New Year holidays
the Santa Fe route will place on sale
tickets TO all points 10 New Mexico at one
fare for the round trip. Dates Of sale,
Dec. "a, rs and 81, 1896, and January 1,
1897, good for return passage until Jan
uary 1, 1897. H. 8. Lurs, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. N.
@. T. NIoHoLsoN, @. PA,
n Chicago, III.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

Mrs. Shopper-Do you believe that any
of these mark downs are genuine?
Mrs. Seizem-Some of them are,
know. My son got one of them.
Mrs. Shopper-What was it.?
Mrs. Seizem-A wife. He married a
girl in combination store. She was
twenty-four marked down from thirty
nine
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

As gently as possible she told him that
her father had disinherited her. Take
heart, she urged him.
Yes, he answered, not without bitterness,
/ suppose heart is all get now.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

Are you a single manF asked lawyer
of a id-looking German on the witness
stand. Now you look oud, was the indig-
nant reply, but don'd you try to make no
shoke NIT me yoost because vas green.
Do I look vas a Si'mese dwin? Huh!
vas no fool if I am not long in dis
guntrY!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
No Doubt of 1t.

Miss Leftover There is saying, "Love
me, love my dog" and believe it Is true.
Her Little Brother-Of course 1t is.
Anybody who could love you could love
ANYTHING. New York Sunday World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Bedrock Finance.

"You are charged with knocking the
complainant down with a club and taking
all his valuables," said the judge.
"He tole me to- said the prisoner
"Eh?"
"He tole me to do it. stops him on
the corner to get light-seep An Of course
we got to talkin about de money question.
Den lie says to me- De ony right way to
git at de money question Is to start right
in on first principles, he says. Is dat de
way youse want to do9' says. 1T is, ;
says ha All right, says an soaks i'm
an takes wot belongs to me by rights OF
first principles indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Got Them All.

"Skorchers perfsct wreck"
"What ails himp"
"The doctor says he has bicycle heart,
bicycle head, bicycle face, bicycle eyes, BIZ
cycle teeth and bicycle knees. Chicago
Record,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

Woman's Voice-Who's therep
BurRlar-Co nfound 1t did not think
one in my set would ever find her In. DE
trOit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases of the scalp by
Danderine. II will cure you. Guaranteed.
For sale at Fischer's & Cos. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

Mcecorcher, My baby has had the
Wind collie two days.
Hikleface: What caused the trouble
McHcoroher: The poor kid tried to
cut It's teeth on my pneumatic tire.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
A Non Sequitur.

A Non Sequitur.
eyes, Jack stared at me so hard was
sure that he loved mel
"Well?'
sThen he began to talk in low, timid
tone'--
eyes, go on"
on my nose Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

BALD HEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery OF modern
times. For sale At Fischer 4 Co.'S. Phar-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
His Knees.

His Knees,
Little Walter-M Mamma, has Sister Win
MES fellow Joined the church,
Mammal guess not. Why do you ask!
Little Walter-I heard him tell her last
night that every Monday his knees just
ached on account Of the hard work they
had to do on Sundays. Cleveland Leader.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
His Idea of Life,

Rattlepate-You claim to be a philoso-
pher. Now, what is your idea Of lifeP
Bighead-It is state of consciousness
in which you have what you don't want
and want what you can't have.-Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Notice of sale Under Foreclosure of
Trust Deed.

Notice of sale Under Foreclosure of
Trust Deed.
Whereas, Michele Berardinelli and Julia
Berardinelli, his wife, of Santa Fe, N. NJ,
have suffered default under their GER
tain promissory note of $4,000, dated, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, August 10, 1893, and
Mutual Building and Loan association of
Santa Fe, New Mexico, with ill.,
terest, payable in monthly in
stallments on the second Thurs
day in each month from the said
date until paid, at the rate of IL per cent
per annum; and also under their certain
deed of trust to said association, dated on
the same date, and duly executed, &C.
knowledged and delivered ON the 2lst day
of August, 1898, to said association, and
recorded on that same date in the Office
of the probate clerk and ex officio record
er Of Santa Fe county, N. NJ, in book
"H," of records of mortgages, at pages
247, etc.; and also on ten shares of the
stock of said association in the second
series thereof, issued to said Michele
Berardinelli, of the par value Of 5000 per
share and, together with said trust deed
and the lands and premises therein and
hereinafter described, duly conveyed to
and hypothetical with said association
under it's bylaws, as collateral security
for the payment Of said promissory note
and the interest thereon, according to its
tenor and effect and of said trust deed
and for the payment Of the monthly dues
and fines on said stock, and which said
trust deed and bylaws are hereby duly re-
ferred to and made part of this notice
for the purposes thereof; and, whereas 8,
pursuant to the terms and conditions of
said trust deed ana the said bylaws then
and now in force, there is now past due
and owing from said Michele Berardinelli
and his said wife to said association over
and above all payments or just offsets,
the following specified Indebtedness to
wit:
For the principal sum of said note
$4,000; for the interest thereon for the
seven months ending November -, 1896,
$14O; for six months fines imposed for
the non-payment of the dues on said ten
shares of stock for the six months ending
October 8, 1896, $63; for taxes levied
and unpaid on the mortgaged lands and
premises described in said trust deed,
for the year 1893, $2S IS, for the year
1894, $29.7O, and for the year 1895, $3S.25;
for the costs of sale herein, as follows:
for drawing deed to purchaser $40 and
for the publication and posting of this
notice, $3.50; for insurance advanced,
$12;and for attorney 8 fees, 10 per cent OF
aggregate amount of above indebtedness
RS provided for and agreed to lie said trust
deed, the further sum Of $235.58, making
in all the aggregate sum OF $2.591.38 to
which lie to be added the further sum OF
$S2 for interest on said principal sum
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

The actor Holland was playing, sore
against his will, one of Arthur's knights
in the performance of Elaine. "Holland,"
said friend as he came off after his first
scene, "you don't look happy in that he'll
met of yours, for a fact" Happy"
groaned Holland. "I've had just one
thought under that helmet, and that was
the wonder why man in his senses
should have ever gone about with a
tomato can on his head!"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
FREE TO EVERY MAN.
THE METHOD OF A GREAT
TREATMENT FOR WEAK
NESS OF MEN.
WHICH CURED HIM AFTER EV
ERYTHING ELSE FAILED

Painful diseases are bad enough, but when
man is slowly wasting away. with nervous
weakness, the mental forebodings. are. ten
times worse than the most severe pain. There
is no let up to the mental suffering day or
night. Sleep is almost impossible and Under
such strain men are scarcely responsible for
what they do, For years the writer rolled
and tossed on the tr Dubbed sea of sexual weak
ness until it was a question whether he had
not better take dose of poison and thus end
all his troubles. But providential inspiration
came to his aid in the shape of a combination
of medicines that not only completely re-
stored the general health, but enlarged his
weak, emaciated parts to natural size and
vigor, and he now declares that any man who
will take the trouble to send his name and
address may have the method of this wonder
full treatment free. Now when say free
mean absolutely without cost, because want
every weakened man to get the benefit Of my
experience.
l am not philanthropist, nor do pose rs
an enthusiast, but there are thousands of men
suffering 'the mental fortunes of weakened
manhood who would be cured at once could
they but get such remedy as the one that
cured me. Do not try to study out how l can
afford to pay the few postage stamps neces-
sary to mail the information, but send for it,
and learn that there are few things on earth
that although they cost nothing to get they
are worth a fortune to some men and mean a
lifetime of happiness to most of us. Write to
Thomas Slater, Box sos, Kalamazoo, Mich
and the information will be mailed in plain
caaIed arvnlOpa
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
SUMREAMS.

She: Isn't the rule, When in doubt
play trumps?
He: The usual rule is. When in doubt
ask what are trumps.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14

he: The usual rule Is. When IN DOUBT
ask what are trumps.
Major @. I. Picton is manager of the
State hotel at Dennison, Texas, which the
travelling men say is one of the best hotels
in that section. Ia speaking of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy Major Picton says; 81 have used it
myself and in my family for several years,
and take pleasure in saying that 1 con-
and dysentery. I always recommend it,
and have frequently administered it to
my guests in the hotel, and in every case
it has proven itself worthy Of unqualified
Endorsement. For sale by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-12-14
Your Local Ticket Agent

VIII tell you that when you are going east
there ia no road better adaptedto your wants
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-09-03
HILLSbORO HARDWARE CO,
StrOup Reunion.

The annual gathering of the Stroup
relationship including the families of
Shaffers, Pulses, Payans, Duvalls, Roushes
and many other influential families, met
in the Grove near Dodsonville last
Thursday.
The gathering numbered fully two
thousand. Bands from Mowrystown
and New Market furnished the instru.
mental music, which was fine. The Re.
formed Sunday School, of Danville, and
their earnest leaders, Elder Lewis Pence
and Cyrus Shaffer, furnished the vocal
music, which was highly appreciated.
Rev. John Wilson and Rev. G. w. H.
Smith, with Rev. Davis, we're the orators
OF the day. No free silver or standard
gold speeches, but Sunday School ad.
dresses. Cal. stroup, the chairman
conducted the exercises. Cal. tried tc
play preacher, too, but lost the place il
his speech, and went on with the exer
cises. The meeting was unusually in
teresting, and, after reorganization ad
journed to meet August 27, 1897.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-09-03
Soon after the start had been made in

Soon after the start had been made in
the race, Friday, Albert Sparks, of Lees.
burg, was going down Main street at a
good speed, when he ran into horse
and buggy being driven up Main by a..
]. Erwin. Sparks was almost into the
buggy before he saw it or was seen by
Erwin. The latter, seeing that Sparks
seemed inclined to the right, pulled his
horse in the opposite direction. But,
Just then, Sparks saw another buggy
coming out behind Erwin and changed
direction. Before either could realize
what had happened, he plunged head
first against the horse, fortunately escap.
ing the shafts. His wheel was wrecked
and he seemed to be in the same plight
Fortunately, however, he was moi
dangerously injured, and word has beer
received from him at his home, that te
expects to be ont again iu few days.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-09-03
Death of VIM. H. Jones.

VIM. H. Jones, the subject of this
sketch, was born in Highland county,
Ohio, August 1st, 1928. Was married to
Corintha Kelly April 18th, 1851. To
them were born four daughters and two
sons, all the daughters and one son sur.
viving. Brother Jones joined the M. E.
Church in the year 1859, and always
lived true, consistent, Christian life
thereafter He was known and recog.
nized as one of Gods true men, always
pious. Though agreat sufferer, he never
complained, having that trust in his
Heavenly Father only had by those who
fully know that their Redeemer liveth.
His death occurred at 10 o'clock We'd
nesday night. His death was as peace.
full as his life had been, going to sleep
in conciousness and waking in the pres.
ence of his Savior, whom he had wor-
shipped and truly served for so many
years.
Brother Jones had three discharges
from the army, thus proving his loyalty
to his country as we'll as to his God.
His longest service was in the 43d o. v.
I. He endured the hardships of war
from the summer of 1862 until the close
of the war, coming home broken down
in health. Never since has he been able
to perform fully the manual labor nee.
essarily required of him as a carpenter,
and as he grew older his health became
more and more impaired, until for some
years he was wholly incapacitated from
manual labor.
Now he is at rest, gone to his God, a
fitting example that any of US might fol.
low, with the assurance of seeing him
sometime before the throne of God,
singing the songs of redemption in
praise of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-09-03

We are always glad to hear of the sue.
cess of Hillsboro's Representatives abroad
1t is therefore sincere pleasure to read
the following in the Clermont Courier,
whose word is as good as the gold stand.
ard itself:
"TLe Appollo Quartette, which sang
in Batavia last night, had no reason to
be displeased with its reception by the
people. The program contained eleven
numbers and twenty-five were rendered,
there being eleven vocals. The singing
was supplemented by several recitations
by Miss Hughey, a pretty young girl
and talented artist, natural in manner
and most attractive in the presentation
OF her work. The audience was delight
ed and found no words of praise too
high to bestow upon the young troupe,
from whom they had received an even.
ing of complete enjoyment.
The people Of Hillsboro do not need
to be told that Miss Loris Hushey de.
serves all the good things that can be
said of her. We predict for her q bril-
liant future.