The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1896-09-10

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New York Mail and Express.
1t is now discovered that brain workers
have more trouble with their teeth than
those who do not work with their brains
This may be why some Of those who are
now working their jaws overtime have
so little difficulty with them.-Council
Bluffs Nonparel.
Now that DR.. Emmens is making gold
out of silver, we can all join the silver
hosts. gold man is silver man, a sill
yer man Is a gold man, and the occupa-
ton of shippers Lazard Freres and Heidel-
bach, Ickledeimer & Co. is gone.-St. Louis
Post Dispatch.
The rumors concerning movement OF
social reformers in Spain for the sup
preston of bull fighting fill us with sad
ness. The bull Is about the only thing
left in Spain that can fight, and when
he goes all glory will have departed
from the once proud nation.-New York
Mail and Express.
BY the irony Of fate the writer OF
Kathleen Mavourneen" Is dead, while
the perpetrator of Just Tell Them
That You Saw Me" is still allowed to
inf1ict this suffering world.-Chicago
Mail.
Col. Tom Watson still shows a ten
dency to paint the vice presidential
canvass red.-Atlanta Journal.
The blue would not vote for Bragg
nor the gray for Buckner. The veter-
ans most admire soldiers who stand
to the colors.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
A noted foot ball coach Is about to
enter the Cuban army. The patriots
can't be blamed much. They had to do
something to offset Weyler's brutality.
Chicago Dispatch.
Both the demagogue and the demi-
| John will now keep about half full
Florida Times Union.
The death Of Abigail Dodge. better
| known as Gail Hamilton" removes
one of the most talented American
women of this observation-disclosures
! N. Y, Herald.
| If Cuba could only see one of our polit-
ical campaigns she'd extend US her sincere
sympathy.-Chicago Post.
| A Nebraska man has been arrested for
making moonshine whisky in the closed
starch factory at Beatrice. Sixteen to
! one the stuff is stiff drink.-Sioux City
| Tribune.
Those ministers who take an interest
| in State nffairs could strike popular
| chord by telling the Legislature what 1t
ought not to do.-Milwaukee Journal
|
The defeat of Joy in the Eleventh
| (MissourD District would bring true
! Democratic happiness.-St Louis Post
] Dispatch.
How do you suppose Matt Quay kept
I straight face when he said he was
going to retire from politics ?-Florida
| Times-Union
Mr.. Olney hasn't much to say on the
silver question, but when 1t comes to
maintaining a parity between the dig
nifty of this nation and any other ne
shows that he possesses a backbone that
is at once the pride and glory of the
country Chicago Dispatch.
1t is now feared that G. Cleveland
will be unable to identify Ii Hung
| Chang, because, like G.. Wash, he can
not tell a Ii" when he sees one.-Pitts-
burg Leader
1t is shame to insinuate that Wan
amaker will run a political pie counter
If he is elected to the Senate. Make 1t
a piety counter.-Pittsburg Leader.
In his journey the Gear is going to
take great precautions against the an
archist bomb. Apart from his being q
married man he dislikes a blowing up.
Philadelphia Times.
Mrs Lease AYERS that she is going
TO throw herself in the front Of the bat
tle." Fellows in the rear or on one side
| had better look out. When woman
throws" you never know just where
the brick will light.-Galion Sun-Re-
view.
1t is safe to infer from the manner
in which he is talking about 1t that II
will not be necessary to notify Tom
Watson of his nomination.-New York
Journal.
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