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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-02-05
FARM LaDd For Sale.

The Northwest quarter of Section
ID, Township 125, Range A and
Northeast quarter section 10, Town
ship 125, Range 43, Stevens County,
MINI. Twelve miles west of Morris,
the county seat, on the Great North
ern Railway. Six miles from Chokio,
and ten miles from Donnelly on the
Great Northern Railway. Both
quarters will make fine farms. For
price and terms apply to
E. D. BURLINGTON,
ull Saltwater, Mimi.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
AN INTERESTING MEETINC

Saturday evening ut the Hotel Salge
there was meeting of the wheelmen
interested in the race meeting to be held
in Austin at Zoo Park on January 20,
"a and 25.
An interesting program was arranged.
consisting of amateur and professional
races from One-fourth to 10 miles, with
appropriate prizes for the amateur events
and cash prizes for the professional races.
Prominent racing men from over the
State will participate, and perhaps John
s. johnson, who is now in lei Paso, will
be here. af4 -. N
The track at Zoo Park is being rapidly
completed and will soon be one of the
fastest in the State.
After choosing the Hotel Salge as the
Il. A. w. hotel, the meeting adjourned
to meet next Thursday night at 7:3O at
the Typewriter Exchange.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09

The popularity of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the high esteem in which it
is held leads us to believe it to be an
have the pleasure of giving the expert
ence of three prominent citizens of
Redondo Beach, Cal, in the use of the
remedy. Mr. A. v. Trudell says: II
have always received prompt relief when
| used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy"
Mr.. James Orchard says; 81 am satisfied
that Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured
my cold" Mr.. J. NJ. Hatcher says:
"For three years have used Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy in my family and
it's results have always been satisfac-
tory" For sale by c. 0. Yates, drug
gist.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
THE HOT SPRINGS CASE.

Little Rock, Ark, Jan. Ain an opin-
ion delivered today Chancellor Thomas b.
Martin of this district overruled demur
rer to the jurisdiction of his court in the
matter of restraining violators of the law.
The. court holds that it has Jurisdiction
in the entire State under the law The
demurrer was filed some days ago by cit
jurisdiction of the chancellor in enjoining
the Corbett-Fi tzsimmons fight last Octo-
Der. The case will be carried to the SUI
preme court.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09

beretta in the cathedral here on June 80,
1886, after a mass celebrated by Arch
bishop Williams of Boston. The cardinal
afterward went to Rome and was vested
with the red hat and the title of Santa
Marin in Trastavere
Within six months after his investure
with zuchette and beretta Cardinal Sa-
totill will, in compliance with his official
oath, go to Rome to visit the tombs Of
the apostles, and the ceremony, which
makes him a full member of the sacred.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
AGED COUPLE FOUND DEAD.

st. Paul, Jan. 5.-James Newman
and wife, aged 60 or 20 years, were
found this afternoon in their home near
this city in Mendoza township, Dakota
county, asphyXiated from coal gas. Both
were dead when found. They had no
children, but wealthy brother of Mr..
Newman is said to live in New York.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
CANADIAN CABINET CRISIS.

Ottawa, Ont, Jan. I'm the house of
commons this afternoon Hon. G. Il.
Foster, late minister of finance, made a
statement of the causes which had nc
tuated himself and six colleagues in re-
signing as cabinet members. The sole
reason given was that the seeding
ministers had no conference in Sir Mack
enzie Bowell's leadership and that the
question of granting remedial legisla-
ton to re-establish separate schools in
Manitoba had nothing to do with the
resignation. 1t is noted, however that
all are Protestants and represent Protest
ant constituencies.
Had they retained Office they would
have been forced to vote for remedial
legislation, and in the election that is to
take place in few months, would have
been defeated.
Sir Mackenzie Bowel made statement
in the senate tonight to the effect that he
would go ON with remedial legislation.
He stigmatized the action of the minis
tiers who seeded as unfair, undignifed
and uncalled for.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
DAMAGING FIRE.

Sheboygan, Wis. Jan. 5.-Fire caused
100000 damage to stocks stored in the
cold storage company's warehouse this af-
ternoon, among the rest 10000 boxes of
cheese valued at 100000, owned by
George s. Bart 4 Co. of New York and To-
cal firms.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
A PRAISE MEETINc

The Young Mems Christian association
held an interesting praise meeting last
afternoon. the attendance being quite
large. Next Thursday night the first
lecture of the seasons series will be de-
livered by Mr.; Balm, a noted lecturer,
and you should attend
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09

want every man and woman in the United States
Interested in the Opium and Whisky habits to have
one Of my books on these diseases. Address
b. NJ. WOOLLEY, Atlanta, Ga, Box $50, and one
will be sent you free.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09

COTTON SPECULATION-If you are
interested in speculation, write for our
little book on the subject Speculation
and How to Trade" which will be sent
free to any applicant. Cotton and grain
futures bought and sold on limited mar
gins. G. f. Van Wrinkle & Co., Il. 4S,
236 La Sale ST., Chicago.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1896-01-09
TWO BURNED TO DEATH

Philadelphia, Jan. 4.-Fire tonight de-
stroyed three-story building at 518
South Third street, occupied by a num-
Der of families. Harris Levi and Max
Fitzburg were burned to death, the
others escaping with slight injuries.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29
The adha Daily gaeie sunaay aorniue Boue,ubr g.

lodged against people in the Indian Ter
ritory it became dangerous matter for
the deputy marshals to make an arrest.
This, however. is best attested by sta
tistics. which show that sixty-five depu-
ties have been murdered while in the
discharge of their duty. 1t Is worthy of
note in this connection that since the
right of appeal has been granted to
those convicted of capital offenses few
er deputies have been slain Crime in
general. however, has largely increased.
the murder rate during the last five
years being simply appalling. Innum-
erable bands of outlaws have trayersed
not only the wild and secluded sections
Of the Indian country but they have
held up and robbed trains, banks and
even small towns.
Judge Parker once said :''It is only
in the certainty Of punishment that this
remarkable hood-tide of crime in this
country can be checked"
But Parker did not check it in his own
jurisdiction. A man before committing
murder does not take up law book and
look into his rights in courts Of appeal
or otherwise.
Why was the rigor Of Judge Parker
ineffective? Was 1t because he had
pale Of jurisdiction that was intractable
or was it because capital punishment
was and is failure? Who may tell!
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29

Mr.. Leedy would walk into the Office
with an az Tor railroad sledge ham
mer) and proceed to knock the daylights
out Of that dream of alabaster porcelain
and silver-plated plumbing.
1t is now announced that Governor
Leedy will do nothing Of the sort. I'm
mediately following his appointment OF
Mr.. Ed. Little as his private secretary
Mr.. Leedy tightened up his suspenders
two holes, dextrously hit the bulls eye
of Topeka hotel cuspidor. and showing
his left foot forward in the manner in
which it is supposed Patrick Henry did
when he called on the Virginia legisla-
ture to let war come, Mr.. Leedy said:
s'The bath-tub shall remain"
This was eminently the correct thing
to do. What greater joy can there he
than for a man, oppressed by the cares
of state. to throw of his clothes and
plunge down the slant end of a porce-
lain bath-tub. pour warm water down
the curves Of the spine and pursue the
feeting bar of soap with his toes?
What a relief it will be to the tired
governor when vast army is calling on
him to enforce the prohibition law at
one place and let her be "wide open" at
another, to seek the quiet seclusion of
that mosaic -floored boudoir and find
peace and comfort and cleanliness in
the only liquid which Kansas recog-
nizes as lawful
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29
THE AFFIDAVIT vILLIANY.

Oklahoma is now watching the bien-
NAL entertainment furnished by its poll
ticians entitled IAN Appointment and
How to Get It."
These contests for Office in Oklahoma
have always had just one bad feature.
By general consent the Oklahoma poll
ticians this year-and the Republicans
now have sole charge Of the contest
should forswear this habit. Then they
should fight it out for all they are worth
AS good, live political battle stimulates
the blood and keeps the mind from get
ting sluggish.
But the Oklahoma statesmen must
stop the affidavit business. There has
been too much Of it. An honorable
fight is not made on a man when afi-
davits attacking everything from his 2
year-old baby to the deed to his home lot
are poured into Washington. They do
not help the man who fires them in they
disgust the departments, gain an evil
reputation for the territory and above
all do the man against whom they are
directed no particular harm.
Why? Because the officials at Wash
ington as well as the affidavit makers
of Oklahoma understand the flimsy ere
alton Of an affidavit out Of court. A
common liar would just as soon make
an affidavit as not, and if there is a rec
ompense in it he would rather make the
affidavit than not. These things are un-
derstood in Washington, and no harm is
done any one, except to the man who
sends it and to the territory's good name
The Oklahoma fighters ought to consent
to carry on their battle for pie without
afidavits.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES.

The Dennis Flynn boom for governor did
hot last long.
Ex-Chief Justice Green Is visiting in Okla
homa at present.
The Kansas City Journal says that Den
mis- Flynn is for Joe McNeal for governor.
T. ]. Marlen Of Woods county. according
TO a local paper, has been accused OF
being insane.
T. r. Geek, formerly OF the Oklahoma ed
itorial crowd, is now running daily paper
at Mena, Arkansas.
They tell the story on Judge Tarsney
that he bet his wife that Christ wrote the
Ten Commandments.
II /. said that the Jealous Democrats
won't let J. H. Johnson make . speech at
the Callahan reception.
Charley Hunter OF Enid. who left the Re-
publican party. demands Of the Popuiisss
that they make him chief clerk Of the eoun-
Gil.
The AIva Review for the last time now
notifies its deHndlents that IL they do not
pay up BY January they viii be dropped
forever.
There is a wild story going the rounds
that Cy. Leland told Judge Pitzer that no
me but o-igiral Mckinley men in the terri
tory would get anything.
on real quieG days in Okiahon1a The report
sIszvs sets in.o Guthrie that soEze town
has been swept away 5y cyclone Purcell
on wednesday was the object OF such a
Irnor.
Catalan says that when re : Y congress
he vii treat rich and poor alike Callahan
must have an idea that the EEo3s territory
viii call a; Washington ss1 ask 70 se
shawn around the city.
The secretary Of the in;eTsor rznss ihe
governor. Tie president lets OF Ike ss szs
Solaz TO 30 Il, bar he doesn't. TOs fellows
who want 20 b governor. get On tne sns.1s
o, the i--erlor department qStck-
DR.. TaIlrnzn ., Caie2xo. Teresa Deans
husband. Il szId 70 have bse5 N Guthrie re-
eeutly with another WOMAN Tali-ssn re-
c-a,fv disappeared from cAicsso- Teresa
pes. Is one os tie prin-4Psi newspaper
women os America
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29
PROTECTIVE TARIFF CERTAIN.

The Republicans of the nation are
now assured Of their ability to pass a
protective tariff bill before next July.
1t is Major McKinley's intention, ex-
pressed through close friends. to pass a
bill through congress which will supply
ample revenue and give just protection
to the industries and labor Of the coun-
try. his tariff is to be built on lines
conservative enough to make it perma-
nent and to be arranged so fairly that
it will offer no invitation to any one to
tear it down. This done, the admins
tration will pass to other measures.
The last two years of its life the admin
istration is most certain to take hold Of
the trust and financial evils and do
it's best to wipe them out or at best
ameliorate the conditions which may be
due to them.
There Is no question now Of the Re-
publicans' control Of the senate on q
tariff measure The latest news from
North Carolina Is to the effect that Sen
ator Jeter O. Pritchard. Republican,
will be reelected. II he is, all doubt Of
the political complexion OF the next SEN
ate will be at an end.
Even without Pritchard the Republi-
cans are pretty well assured Of q work
ing majority. They are sure Of twelve
senators from New England, one from
New York, two from Pennsylvania, one
from Maryland, one from West Viz
ginia, two from Ohio, one from Indiana,
two from Michigan, one from Wiscon-
sin, two from Illinois. two from Iowa,
two from Minnesota. one from North
Dakota, two from Wyoming, two from
Montana, one (Shoup) from Idaho. one
(Wilson) from Washington, two from
Oregon, one from California, two from
Utah, one from Kansas, and one (Wol-
cott) from Colombo. Total, forty three.
Their chances sre good in Kentucky
and in North Carolina Mr.. Pritchard
is practically assured Of a reelection
Though the Republicans Lack good
deal Of having a majority Of the legis-
lature, enough Populists have returned
pledges in writing to give the majority
to Pritchard. The Republicans are thus
pretty well assured Of at least forty live
votes. and this would give them abso-
lutte control Of q full senate, with the
casting vote Of the vice president
In considering the future Of leg1sla-
ton in the senate it may be borne in
mind that western silver Republicans
like Wolcott, Wilson, Perkins, Mcbride,
Mitchell, Hansbrough and Mantle are
determined to vote with their party on
the tariff.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29

needed. Mr.. Reed not only demonstrated
his yipdictiveness toward Mckinley to
an unnecessary degree. but seriously
embarrassed his friends and made it
absolutely unnecessary for them to
make any apologies or explanations for
him.
..In a word.- said this New England
Reed Republican today. '.the speakers
course during the campaign, effective
as it was in making votes. by reason of
the Soundness of his arguments and the
brilliancy of his speeches, has alienated
him entirely from the Republicans who
will he influential in the administration
during the next four years. and, what is
worse. las alienated many of his most
ardent admirers in the several states.
who will lever forgive him for failing
to show magnaninIity in campaign
that brought together on common
platform patriotic citizens Of all parties
and all factions. no matter whether they
were friendly or unfriendly to the NOM
inee of the Republican party. We who
are his personal friends will stick to Mr..
Reed. and he will undoubtedly be elect
ed speaker Of the house Of the Fifty
fifth congress. This, however, will not
be accomplished without party fight,
and am much afraid that the speaker
will live TO regret his weakness in not
concealing his animosity to the presi-
dent-elect, the chairman of the national
committee, and the other Mckinley Re-
publicans. But then. you know, Mr..
Reed Is always himself, and he does not
know how to play the game Of politics
in the usual way"
There is no gainsaying that Reed Is a
man Of contention; In fact, he Is one Of
the greatest combatants ever in the
arena Of American politics. On the
other hand. Mckinley has that gentle
drmness which. while using every meas
ure to pacfy, will not surrender self-re-
spect or allow patience to become COW.
ardice. A fight between the two great
men o: the party would be disastrous
to the party. There is NO question about
that.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29
NKINLEY AND REED.

The Republicans Of the nation con-
template a feud between Thomas
Brackett Reed and President-elect Nc
Kinley with sorrow. 1t is to be hoped
that the ugly rumors which are playing
about the country are untrue and mis-
taken. A writer in the New York Sun
in pointing out that Speaker Reed did
not shop in Canton when he returned
east, says some OF his trends claim he
adopted this course for the purpose Of
disarming those who would say, il he
called upon Mckinley, that he did so
for the purpose OF bringing to the atten-
ton of the president-elect his available
ity as cabinet timber. But this writer
learns on the highest authority that
Speaker Reed was governed by no such
instincts Of caution. He did not call
upon Mckinley because he does not like
him, is unfriendly TO him. and was not
willing to play the part of a hypocrite.
Speaker Reed is man who has never
been able to appear friendly to his polit-
ical opponents, and il has been one OF
his leading characteristics since boy
hood 10 rub the fur Of his enemy the
wrong way.
The writer continues: "Since May
last. when il became known that Nc
Kinley was sure to he nominated, Reed
has not attempted TO conceal his feel
ings Of enmify, and his course during
the campaign was such as TO call forth
the criticisms of his warmest personal
and political friends. Mr.. Reed made
many campaign speeches and they were
Of the highest and most influential char
acter. but he declined emphatically and
importely TO he governed in the slight
est manner BY the wishes OF the nation
al committee. or of any Of the safe com
mirtee. He does not like Mckinley. he
does not like Mark Hanna and he does
not ike any OF the men who were prom
inent in bringing shout the nomination
and election OF Mckinley
The Sun man gives as authority for
this statement a New England man
who is as close TO Mr.. Reed personally
and as entirely in his confidence as any
man in public life BE admits that IN
mapping out pleasure tour to the Ia
cific cuast and speaking enroute- instead
Of paving attention 10 the appeals Of
tli. national and state committees 10
make speeches in Ohio. Michigan and
elmer states, where good speakers we're
The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29

ous passenger descends the steps. pa<ssa
quietly across the street and h met NJ ths
door by a cross-eyec colored boy vhc takes
his grip and hi. oveseoat- As the eccs
creaks open the sound of subssDet oonver-
sation l. heard. A single vet ein log
smokes and smokers IN the fireplace While
the "Blfutcated' Indiana judge fnundA,es
II while he explains TO the newly elected
member from Hutchinson how Il hsppen-
ed. They nod and grunt and gruni and nod
and seem 20 know.
To the left sits a pisntitudinous OF man
IN a circle OF penltsniisi political Old oodE-
ers: end they. 100 have their heads 90
getber and are explaining bow IL hap.
pens1.
The Orwego statesman faces the Me-
McPhsrson leader. whils tbs ever-pressns
oracle rests his feet on the chair and xsnfly
reminds the chef executives that hey can
not 10 ~ again
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counter. T'hs pfe;fy-fzces youth - Eons-
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1896-11-29
ED. HOWE THE INIMIrAB1n

No one can fool a man as easily a. he
fools himself.
There is more satisfaction In loving work
than a woman.
A wise man Is afraid to receive Q gift; 20
much win be expected from It
There is only one person In the world who
is not afraid Of policeman: h:s wife.
Some people do not think physician
knows his business II hs ONCE does not
have peculiar smell
An Atchison man says he has Kissed q
thousand girls. not one Of whom ever gave
her consent on got mad
There never was . bIackGuard who I'D
not have q great deal to say about other
people not being gentlemen.
A man who has disspated By over-work-
ing 10 az pitiful q wreck as the man who has
dissipated drinking whisky,
When a woman meets a woman who has
the same kind Of palm as she has tn her
parIor they become dear friends.
Every brides burned fingers prove that
II II no kindness TO q girl for her mother 70
bring her up IN ignorance Of h0usework
A man who steals an appie at . grocery
store likes TO see the proprietor and the
head clerk look pleasant while be u eating
II.
We have noticed that advertisement pic
lures Of mems shoes DO not include the
mans leg In the picture. Why this discrim-
nation?
There are lots Of wives who love their
husbands 90 much they would forgive them
anything, but few who love them well
enough to have them potter around the
hoLge.
Newspapers are beginning to publish lists
Of presents suitable for men There are no
presents suitable for men A man knows
Just what kind Of suspeuders and socks he
wants, and likes to select his own
There was great excitement in North
A;chison yesterday. and noise OF inc!gna-
ton and protest. 1t was caused by wom-
ans guest ricking up a duster. Her host
ess though, she intended TO work. and
hence the voman's cries Of Indignation and
protest. To allow a guest to lift hand Is
a woman's idea Of something terrible.