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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07

Edward N. Harrison, living at
Hunters Mill. Fairfax County, Va,
WAS coming into the city Yesterday
with load of chickens, eggs and but.
ter, says Che Washington Post In at
tempting to cross the cable tracks Of
Twenty and M streets the rear
portion Of bis wagon WAS struck by
cable train No. 232, west bounds
which completely upset the vehicle
He was covered with broken eggs. Ho
had with him 100 dozen eggs, and
s7eFy enc waa broken.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07

Mrs. Shopleigh-"Yes, it is simply
outrageous The way they keep MS wait
ing for change. / have been sitting
here for half hour waiting for two
cents L won't leave withoutit, either.
Take care OF the pennies, and the
dollars will take care OF themselves,
you know"
Meanwhile a hired carriage is wait
ing for her, at the rate Of one dollar
an hour. Puck.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
A SUBLIME APPETITE

They were seated at the restaurant
table, he looking over the menu, when
she said, gushingly:
DO you know, dear, have always
fonged for the society of congenial
soul. one who loved the good, the
true"
Pigs feet, baked beans, cold tripe,
griddle cakes, which will you have %
interrupted dear" at this point.
''I'll take them all, /" was the soulful
answer. Detroit Free Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
A CLOSE GUESS.

"Whst is the reason that the ton
drawer of a boarding house bureau
will never either open or shut?" asked
the newly arrived guest.
Possibly" answered her friend
sit is due to the quality OF the board. y
Detroit Free Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
1NcoMp1rrE srArEMENr.

Wherever there's smoke there is
fire."
The learned one answered: "Iguess
not. Wherever there's smoke there's
imperfect combustion. That's all. -
Detroit Tribune.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
FoR rHE 1ooK's SAKE.

Lady Tin a bookstore) --'I would
like one of the classics"
Clerk--"Certainly which may 1
give you?"
Lady zone with red binding |"
- Fliegende Blaetter.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
THE JAPANESE wAv.

Gadzooks -"Of course, Korea is GO
ing to be civilized, but the question is
how it shall be DONE
POUNDS Probably the process
known as Japanning will be used. -
New York Tribune.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
THE SEW ENeAaEMENr.

SIN afraid he will find it difficult
to get along with Maud. She is never
satisfied unless she is picking flaws in
somebody"
"Well, she ought not to be disap-
pointed in him. - Harlem Life.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
HER IDEA.

Miss Ingenue-"Is there really a
cable in the ocean?'
Sailor-"Yes, mum"
Miss Ingenue with conviction, after
studying the man at the wheeD-
Then that must be the gripman. -
Brooklyn Life.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
MORE THAN WAS PROMISED.

She--"What are you complaining
about? Didn't the man say he'd charge
you a nominal sum?'
He -"He did, but it turned out to
be phenomenal sum. Newark Adj
vertiser.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
HER ERROR.

II see that you have been buying a
a bicycle" he casually remarked, as
they gat side by side on the sofa.
eyes"
cash or instalment?"
Two dollars a week, she admitted.
And thus it was she unknowingly
caused him to postpone his proposal
for nearly year. indianapolis Jour
nal.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07

much raisin' now. I ies' let the city
felix's ten to that
"What do youmesng'
81 jes' let 'em alone durin' the win
ter months while they hustle 'roun'
ar raise the price of some more coun-
try board w Washington Star.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
A MATTER OF DouEr.

cab, let me think minute!' ex-
claimed Cholly Taddells.
But do you imagine you can keep
it up that long?" asked Miss Kittisb,
anxiously.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07

Advertisement viii be inserted e enc dc,,..
per square tor the frst insertiou aud afsv
se9s I9r each subsequent insertion
than one dollar.
( Legal advertisements viii DO inserted "A
&ns rats allowed By lew and will. IN ali easea
sseo 70 the attorney, and payment viii
ChAheks roB AUTOMATICALLY
SoTny omceTs, IS; State and Congress. $40.
Terms for esaniing advertisement. mad.
<n snn on application to the publisher.
dispatch. e1-Orders By mail viii rsosivs
proUp< attention
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07

In 1881 the paper mills Of the
United States had daily capacity Of
1 ,390,050 pounds pounds per diem.
In 1885 il Was 6,849, $50 pounds, and
now It is 14,1o2. $50 pounds per diem,
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
BUDGET OF FUN.
SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
What We Want--A Matter of Doubt
acknowledgements State
ment-For the Looks
Sake, Etc, Etc.

ga word to the wise is sufficient"
Is maxim we've frequently heard;
And now what we want is n maxim
20 tell US just what is that word.
Philadelphia Record.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
TURN ABOUT.

''You don't raise much on your
farm, do your said the clerk in the
store to Farmer Corntossol
No was the reply, ~ Son't DO
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
PRECISION.

Cayuse Pete-"Red-eyed Dick is
dead-gave up the ghost about an hour
ago."
Blizzard Bill-"Gave it up? Don't
you think gave it down would be
nearer the truth ?"- Truth.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07

L was once quite
C o m m o n in our
country towns for
q farmer who was
advanced in years,
had grown infrm,
and who was going
down the last hill,
as it were, and who
had little or moth
ing beside his farm
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
THE BARLOW" FARM,

DY WILLIAM SMITH sAUNDERsoS.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-01-07
Good Government Pure Homes and Cody Hearts.

EVANSVILLE, w. VA, TUESDAY, JANUARY = 1896.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
panrer From Dust.

The Italian physicians who have
been making study of the component
parts of the street dust of Turin, one
of the cleanest cities in Europe, by the
way, report that the germs of almost
every disease known to science are dis
covered. On the candles exposed for
sale in the streets, and on the surface
of food sold in the open air, they found
the germs of tuberculosis, anthrax and
half a score of other maladies Moth
ing can be really safe to cat if there is
danger in dirt The wax fruit that is
kept in glass cases is probably as un-
healthy as anything that is offered for
sale.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
saIarIes 81 Rull Firhters.

Spanish bull fighters get salaries as
large as those of exceptionally great
actors. First swords" like Mazzan-
tani or Guerrita, are among the richest
men in Spain. Guerrita, who is not yet
30, earns an income which is never less
than $4,000 in one year, and owns near
Cadiz, villa and park, where in the
winter he entertains his friends with
lavish hospitality. Mazzantini has
$780, 600 invested, and it is bad year
when he does not earn $50, OOO Reverte
once, after triumphant corrida in San
Sebastien, lighted cigarette with a
spill rolled out of French bank note
for 1000 francs, to show his contempt
for money in general, and French
money in particular.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
Hnw,s THAT

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls |atarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known F.
]. Cheney for the last Is years, and, se-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transac lions. and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WALDING, KINNAN e MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces OF the system. Testi-
monials sent free. Price. 75c per bottle.
Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills. &c.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

II you have to sew all day, change
your seat occasionally, and so obtain
rest. Bathing the face and hands will
also stimulate and refresh.
For stains in mating from grease,
wet the spot with alcohol, then rub on
white CASTLE soap. Let this dry in a
cake and then wash off with warm salt
wafer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
An EnIrmatIca1 BIZ Of Fare

For a dinner served on tbs dining cars
of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
Railway will be sent to any address on
receipt of u two-cent postage stamp.
Apply to George 81, Heaford, general
passenger agent, Old Colony building,
Chicago, Ill ~
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
False Witnesses.

There are knaves now and then met with
who represent certain local bitters and pol
sonous stimuli as Identical with or possess
ing properties akin to those of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. These Scamps only sue
ceed in foisting their trashy compounds
upon people unacquainted with the genu-
inc article, which is as much their opposite
as day Is to night SIX and take no substi-
tute for the grand remedy for malaria dys-
pepsia, constipation, rheumatism and kid
new trouble.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
Child Enjoys

The pleasant favor, gentle action and
soothing effects of Syrup of Figs, when in
need of q laxative, and if the father or
mother be costive or bilious, the most
gratifying results follow its use; so that it
is the best family remedy known, and every
family should have a bottle on hand.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Rancho 0arm) in Southern Colorado.
800 acres. Address F. P. Baker, To-
peka, Kas., or N. R. Baker, Alamosa,
Colorado.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
Do You Speculate?

Then send for our book, Elbow to Specu-
late Successfully on Limited Margins in
Grain and Stock Markets" Mailed free.
Comstock, Hughes & Company, Ria.tO
Building, Chicago, I'll.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Australia has population of less than
10000 but economists declare it could
support 100, 900 with ease.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Labor is drudgery only when we do not
put heart in our work
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

By and by Marlborough will go to join
Dunraven and we will be at rest.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

believe Piso's Cure for CONSUMPTION
saved my boys life last summer-Mrs E.
G. MoULToN, Needham, Mass, Oct. 90, "a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Sooner or later pride is bound to step on
dynamite
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

If the BABY is Cutting Teeth.
Do SURE and use that old and we-tried remedy, MRS
WINDOWS SOOTHING sTRUP for Children Teethine-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Humperdink has written an orera. His
name probably suggested the plot.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Many Influences combine to reduce health
TO the danger limit TIE TeviYinK properties OF
Parkers Gin Ter Tonic best overcome these Ills.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Dreams of wealth don't come true al
often as work for it does.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Many people fail by not making a good
beginning.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

All the bets on yacht race are not paced
on the stake boat.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

The important thing is not how long we
are going to live, but how.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

"HansOn'S Magic Corn Ea1ve."
Warranted to cure money refunded. Ask year
druggist for it. Price 10 cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Everyone knows how 1t Is to
uffer with Corns, aud they are not conducive TO
,raceful walking. Remove them with HiLdercorns.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

When we give grudgingly we do not give
at all.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
Goes Cough Balsam

Is the oldest and best 1t will break up Cold quick.
or than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try it
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Self-righteousness is as hard to cure as
cancer. ... ..,- a.! T..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04
The sunny San Luis Valley.

Whatever love undertakes to do it doe
well.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Stove Repairs for 40, 900 different stoves
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-01-04

Keeping Qualities of Grapes.-Much
loss occurs every year from lack of
knowledge of the limitations of grapes
as regards their fitness to keep through
the winter. The most popular grapes
are usually those that have been chosen
for earliness and certainty in ripening.
Most of these are, as might be expected
poor keepers. The grape most widely
grown of any, the Concord, can hardly
be kept in condition till the HOLIDAYS.
Grapes that are very sweet become in
slpid when kept long, though they may
look well. Isabella when thoroughly
rlpened is too sweet to keep long. The
Catawba, however we'll ripened, has
an acid flavor and is a good keeper. The
Agawam is more acid than the Salem
and therefore keeps better. Wilder
and Barry, two black Rogers grapes,
are about the best for keeping. All
these have thick skins. The EumeIan
we have found good keeper, as is also
the Iona, though that is quite as diff
cult to ripen as is the Catawba. The
Brighton is best to eat as picked from
the vine.-Country Gentleman.
DR.. Grace, the great English cricket
player, has received $4,000 from the
popular shilling testimonial subscrip-
ton recently started in his behalf. In
addition to that sum he has also re-
celyed several large individual gifts.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

A mans health is the rope by which
he climbs to success. II he can keep his
health ne will go on to success. Yet
his health is the very thing he neglects
more than anything else. 1t is easier
to keep health than it is to regain 1t.
When a man feels himself running
down, when he realizes a loss Of vi
tality and energy, he must call a halt.
The strands Of his rope are parting rap
idly. Or. Pierce's Golden Medical dis
coyery has helped thousands Of men
in just this condition. It makes
health, it makes pure, rich blood, 1t
forces out impurities and kills germs.
It doesn't make any difference what
name you call your trouble by-dyspep-
sia-kidney disease-rheumatis
sumption-skin disease, the Golden
Medical Discovery" will cure it abso-
lutely. None Of these diseases can re-
tain hold on the body when it is full Of
rich, pure blood.
Send q One-cent stamps to cover cost
Of mailing only and receive free a
copy Of Or. Pierce's Medical Adviser.
Address. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

The heroic efforts Of Captain Rich-
ardson and hiS crew Of the Colum bine,
to save life and property on their last
trip to Destruction Island, has called
forth many Communications from all
who heard the story last evening. Cap
tain Richardson's work in rescuing one
man from a schooner at sea, helping to
pull another schooner off the sands. and
in towing the steamer Augusta into
the river in the face of the heavy east
erly gales prevailing during the last
two days, was entirely voluntary and
bespoke the shippers kindness of heart
and patriotism. Astorians cannot fail
to be proud Of their lighthouse tenders,
and their shippers and crews. They
have never been known TO disregard a
signal Of distress.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21
A HOUSEHOLD TREASURE.

D. W. Fuller. Of Canajoharie. N. Y.
says that he always keeps DR.. Kings
New Discovery In the house and his fam
lily has always found the very best re-
suits follow its use; that he would not
be without 1t. If procurable. C. A. Dyke
man. Druggist. Catskill. N. Y, says that
DR.. Kings New Discovery is undoubtedly
the best Cough remedy; that he has used
it in his family for eight years and 1t has
never failed to do all that is claimed for
It Why not try a remedy so long tried
and tested. Trial bottles free at Chas.
Rogers drug store. Regular size 5Oc
and ILOO.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

All communications Intended for publi-
cation should be directed to the editor.
Business communications Of all kinds
and remittanees must be addressed to
the Astorian.
The Astorian guarantees to its sub
,cribers the Iargest circulation OF any
,ewspapsr published on the Columbia
tver.
Advertising rates can be had on appli-
alton 10 the business manager.
The Weekly Astorian, the second oldest
Eeekly in the state of Oregon. has, hext
to the Portland oregonian, the largest
weekly circulation in the state.
JnO. E. Handley & Co. are our Port
land agents, and copies OF The AstOrian
can be had every morning at their stand,
"a Third street
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

As it is not probable that partisan
legislation can be had in the early part
OF the next session of congress, now is
the time of all times to push the Nj
earauga Canal project to a successful
issue. The conditions are more favora-
bic ar the present than they have been
for years past for the successful accom-
plishment Of the scheme. Oregon is
specially interested in securing the ca
nal, and the mouth Of the Columbia
river is vitality interested in the pro-
ject. We should see TO it that our
senator's and representatives go to
Washington this time pledged for the
canal.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21
RucKLEN,s ARNIcA sALvE.

The best salve In the world for cuts
bruises. sores. ulcers. salt rheum. fever
sores. letter. ohapped hands. chllblalns,
corns, and all skin eruptions. and pos
itive cure for piles. or no pay required
1t Is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction. or money refunded. Price, %
cents per box. For sale by Charles
Rogers, odd Fellows building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21
DID you EVER

Try Electric Bitters as a remedy for your
troubles2 II not. get a bottle now and
get relief. This medicine has been found
to be peculiarly adapted to the relief and
cure of all Female Complaints, exerting
a wonderful direct influence IN giving
strength and tone to the organs, II you
have Loss OF Appetite. Constipation.
Headache. Painting Spells, or are Ner-
vous, Sleepless. Excitable, Melancholy.
or troubled with Dizzy Spells. Electric
Bitters is the medicine you need. Health
and Strength are guaranteed by its use.
Fifty cents and 800 at chas. Rogers
Drug Store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

The Historian hereby offers to donate
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS to st. Mary''
Hospital, payable on demand TO Father
DlelmAn, whenever legal evidence is pro-
daced showing that any afternoon news
paper published in Astoria has printed
within the last ninety days expiring be-
fore this offer a single "speeiar OF
other kind % photographic press report"
received over the wires entering either
Of the telegraph offices in Astoria, from
any point outside of Oregon.
Astoria, Or, October Is, 1896.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

Excuse me-" Observed the man In
spectacles, but l am a surgeon, and
that is not where the liver is Never
you mind where his liver is retorted
the other If II was in his big toe
or his left ear De Wits Little Early
Rlsers would reach 1t and shake It for
him. on that you can bet your gig
lamps" Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

A New York dispatch states that the
eInbarrassments now are all upon the
side Of confidence, reviving prosperity
and the belief that the black cloud
which had overhung the country for
nearly year has passed away. One
embarrassment relates to gold, says
the New York correspondent Of the
Philadelphia Press, not the scarcity Of
it, but the plethora Of it. He states
that it is coming forth in amazing ways
and vast amounts. 1t is being brought
from safe deposit vaults and placed
upon deposit, while it is being returned
to savings banks by the holders Of
small amounts who withdrew it before
election. An instance is noted Of one
savings bank, whose depositors are
mostly among the poorer people, receiv-
ing in one day $1,000 in gold, with indi-
Yidual offerings in no case of more than
800 and in many cases Of 80 or $40
gold pieces. What to do with the gold
is the embarrassing question. The
sub-treasury win not take it, because
its receipts Of gold by express are very
large and there is no legal requirement
to exchange greenbacks for gold. It is
expected that the clearing house will
solve the difficulty by deciding that the
banks shall receive the gold and store
it for clearing house purposes, issuing
certificates upon it with which balances
may be paid. How completely this con.
dition of affairs disposes Of the theory
of the free silverites that there is not
enough gold. and how cOnclusively ii
demonstrates that the people prefer a
paper currency based on gold to metal
lie money The experience Of the past
ten days has exploded every theory and
assumption upon which the free silver
cause rested.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21
DUTIES STILL BEFORE US.

The duty Of the people did not end
on election day, when they vindicateo
the honor and the honesty Of the ma
ton, says the New York Tribune. It is
too much the habit Of Americans to
think that they can somehow discount
all political obligations by voting on
election day. To think this is. in fact,
almost as bad as not to vote at all; FOR
it helps to undo much of the good ac-
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

There are two reasonable things which
everybody should do: take good care
Of ones health; and If lost, regain 1t
quickly, and to this everybody viii
agree. And there are a great multitude
Of people who are agreed that for both
purposes Simmons Liver Regulator Is
the best helper. II am troubled with
torpid liver and nothing gives relief so
quick like Simmons Liver Regulator
r. r. Strange, Lake City Fla.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-21

Scaly eruptlons on the head, chapped
hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds,
burns are quickly cured by DeWitta
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is at present
the article most used for piles, and II
always cures them. Chas. Rogers.