The Press., 1896-04-16

Thoroughly Posted CigarDealer Yes want boy here. Have you had any ex- perien3e?
 Youthful Applicant-Lots.
 Suppose 1 should mix up the price marks in these boxes, could you tell the good cigars from the bad ones?"
 Easy nough."
 "How?"
 "The wust cigars is in the boxes wot's got the purtiest pictures"
 Just A Little Too Much.-Johnny had been permitted to take look at his new sister
 ''They all say she looks exactly like you deaa," said his father
 Johnny took another look at the little f1at-nosed, redfaced, baId-headed mite of humanity that lay blinking at him. and then he went out and deliberately picked fight with bo~ four years older than himself and thrashed him. It was more than he could stand.
 BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALvE-The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands. chilblains, cOrns, and ali skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25c per box. Sold by E. K. Taft
 The amount of gift is not determined by itsface value but by the circumstances of the giver
 Its all the same, slight cold, congest- ed lungs or severe cough One Minute Cough Cure banishes them. W.D. HeaId Stafford Springs; c, L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Atlanta Constitution: When the office seeks the man nowadays it doesn't have to walk ten steps from it's door.
 A little ill, then little pill. The i'll is gone, the pill has gone. De Wits Little Early Risers, the little pills that cure great ills. W.D.Heald, Stafford Springs :; d' h. Phillips, South Coventry.
 How little man knows when he is forty-fve as compared with what he did when he was twenty.
 Busy people have no time, and sensible people have no inclination to use a slow remedy. One Minute Cough Cure acts promptly and gives permanent results. ", D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 SlothfuIness creates difficulty, but in- dustry makes ease.
 It is not miracle. It won't cure everv- thing, but it will cure piles. That's what De Wits Witch Hazel Salve will do, be- cause 1t has done it in hundred of cases. W. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G.L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 A man cannot see himself no matter how sharp-sighted he may be.
 Take dose of De Witt's Little Early Risers just for the good they will do you. These little Pills are good for indigestion, good for liver complaint good for consti patton. They are good. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Compulsion never does good work; will ingness does wonders.
 
 Burns are absolutely painless when De Wits Witch Hazel Salve is promptly applied. This statement is true. A per feet remedy for skin diseases, chapped hands and lips, and never fails to cure Piles. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Many times things are as you look at them. Be careful how you use your eyes.
 We might tell you more about One Minute Cough Cure, but you probably know that it cures a cough. Every one does who has used it. It is a perfect remedy for coughs. colds, hoarseness. It is an especial favorite for children, being pleasant to take and quick in curing. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs: G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 The man who talks the least, often says the most.
 Its just as easy to try One Minute Cough Cure as any thing else. Its easier to cure a severe cough or cold with it. Let your next purchase for a cough be One Minute Cough Cure. Better medi cines; better results; better try it. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 The women are beginning to remind their husbands that the man next door is raking his yard