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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10
Well Drilling Machine For Sale.
; :. . -. -. -.

| hereby offer for sale NV
wei drilling machine; or will
sen q malt interest in it. The
machine is new. having been
run only three months Gil
on or address. Charles Fuak
Bloomington. Wis. o-w VIZ
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10
Disproportionate.

Once more the clamorous chase for power
Sets all the watching world a-thrilI.
While leaders promise In an hour
What centuries could scarce fulhH
-Washfrufor Gfar
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Sen for testimonials free.
f. j. Cheney & Co. Toledo, 0.
R~1- Sold by druggists. zoe.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10
POEMS BY B. H. TRIP.

copyrighted. 1894. by b. H. Trip and pub
nshed in the HERALD by his permission)
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10

"Demireps" is what the Milwaukee
News calls the gentlemen who CON-
posed the indianapolis convention.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10
INC one Tl.lng Needfnl.

She has man TO make her gowns,
And every ones gem:
Yet for one lack she often frowns-
a nlaa to pay for them!
Truth.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10

The only place YOU can ret yalres
for our moEey in the fruit line is III
j. Nathan \ sons.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10
rs her name Gwendoline ?"


Old Neither Hubbard
Went t. the cupboard
To get ner poor dog a bone:
But they all looked so sweet.
That she kept them to eat,
And so the poor dog had none
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-09-10
A Live Fair by Live People.
Something New All The Time--in
every place and on every day.

Grand Band Tournament will be held during the Fair in
which several excellent Bands will participate This alone
will be worth the price of admission
The Speed Department will embrace large field OF good
horses thus nsurng the hottest witnessed
this track You will regret if miss the Fair this
- For time Of the arrival and departure Of the Special
Fair Train the several Stations along the line enquire OF
the local Railway Agent
T. A. BURR d. ABRAMS,
Secretary President
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
uISr,ike HIS FATHER.

"My old black aun,ie, said Represent
alive John Allen To a Washington Post
man, 1.-THE old black shepherdess who
raised me, and who still looks on me as
"A lamb OF her rearing, grows at times
very congratulatory and proud OF me.
"''Deed, | Is proud OF you, Mars
John she said, on the occasion OF our
last meeting. Il takes de vastest pride
in We, honey, an de way you does hol'
Office. You Il jes' like yo' oil father,
Mar John, jes' like him TO de worl'
He was allars holm Office same as you,
honey: hol' Office all de time, yo' paw
did, an' he minds me of you so much.
Deed, Use proud Of bof of ye.'
"'why, what office did my father
holdg | asked. was bit astonished,
for while had dim recollection OF the
old gentleman running several times
never knew OF any office he held. What
Office did my father holdE
"'Sho' Mars John; you go an, forget
de Office yo' father hol', the old aunty
replied, responsibility. Use 'shamed
TO YOU. He was candidate, Mars
John. De whole neighborhood remem'
Der IL well. All his life he hof dat Office
yo' paw does; never knows him when
he warn't candidate. Looks like you
an yo' father les same that away; Dol
alters holm office.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
No. EOS. Enigma.

We are 80 . :, travel aiar hy night
IN cll- y with horses swift.
W stcai.h.l, cr,e p Uhery there Is no hight
AL lo.ic wc scatter adrift.
" c. IN high windows. We rush up stairs
AIs,,ct, g., sc sax GA our way
Ia spite co.. Us. rct, ia spite % all airs,
W never shall yield up OUr sway.
Al. daa't i..i-...iy - only AZ night
Th..tS.. c,. u-r 20 81 nee strong,
We rclyu vlta loy.- though the sunshine
lri:lt.
Many heed Us ana 50 avert wruag.
The weary ;o,irr whom sr,king his rest
Wouli glIl.y div 81 :-uul lis brain.
la. b.. ha. IS. laugh, D., may try his bcSt.
Ills Efforts are ouly IN vain.
To lu,biv. Nc tip;O, with silent trad.
Thor doaT little hearts We delight;
We hover t,uGcTly over each ted
And whisper % angels - bright.
Full many "a sd heart We have gladdened,
To our daytime visits We cling
All, VIC grove Tor each soul W. have ssddened
But often sweet comfort We bring
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
No. s.s.-G.ograph,ca, acro.,ic.

An island IN the Mediterranean sca he
longing u "A country In the south OF Eu-
rope. II WAS the birthplace of a very emf
nent man who at one time ruled the coun-
try to which IL belongs
l. \ town and county In Ireland in the
province OF Munster containing one OF the
finest harborS In the world
2 one % the United states OF America,
a word OF four letters.
8 \ town In England ON the Avon. con-
tanning large public school
I. The most extensive plain in England
5. \ town in Persia, formerly the capt
tai
g \ peninsula to the south of Russia,
The seat ~ graat war In the present CEN
fury.
!. The largest river In the world
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

VIII be sold at Public Auction. on the premises
Of the late Jacob ii. Lovejoy OF Albany, on
Friday, the 10th day OF November, inst, at 10
O'Clock A. NJ. ~ the weather Is suitable, II not
the next secular fair day, all the Household
Furniture of the said Jacob III. LoyeJoy, con-
sisting OF such articles as are In use In wen
furpished house; such as Silver. Crockery ana
Glassware Chairs. Tables, Bureaus, bookcases,
Chamber Sets. Beds and Bedding. Carpets, Cook
ing and Parlor Stoves, also Farming Tools, Car
nages and Harnesses; one young Horse, Cows.
one with calf by her side, now one week oiu,
about 50 Hens, six or eight tons Of Hay, Apples
and Potatoes, and other things too numerous 70
mention. a,
Also at same time and place the farm OF the
late J. II. Iovejoy, consisting OF Tillage and
Pasturage. with fine apple orchard also mead.
ow lot OF about thirty acres, together with
wood and pasture lot containing my acres. Inc
place is situated at Hunts Corner, within five
minutes walk OF the church and school house
and has been occupied by the late Dea. Love)oy
the last fifty seven years. The buildings are neat
and commodious and In good repair. and well
supplied with water from nevcr-faiiing fount-
ain.
Terms made known at time and place Of sale
Bethel, Nov. @, 1896. c. N. Wormell. auctioneer.
L. w. WOODBURY., Executor.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
Nh aes.-Curiou. Compar.tive..

Example Positive, a hoy; comparative
q builders device. Answer: Lad, ladder.
l. Positive. an article Of jewelry, com
paratiyc, an article used In the laundry.
=. Positive. part of a harness; compare
tive. acrid
8. Positive, "a allow; comparative, an
eplstlc.
Positive, a very small object; com
naratiye. an ecclesiastical headdress.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
Her PRESENCE OF MIND.

"Yes, Harry and went out riding on
a tandem last evening, and he gave me
such fright have hardly got over II
even yet"
"How was that
when we were going through an
avenue Of trees and there was nobody IN
sight he leaned forward on his handle
bars and reached his head around and
kissed me,''
why, that was dangerous, wasn't II
II you had swerved ever so little the
machine would have upset and thrown
you both of"
"les, but didn't swerve. lineage
Tribune.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

Clara: ~ wonder how Edith came to
marry that horrid Mr.. kreesus, after
having been waited upon by that charm
ing Charley Dudekins. Charley was so
fond of music, and kreesus don't know
enough about it to turn over the leaves
of music for one" Aunt Susan: per
haps not; but Mr.. Kreesus can turn over
the leaves Of his checkbOOk beautifully"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
MESSENGERS NOTICE.
OFFICE OF THE SHERIFF OF OXFORD COUNTY
sTATE OF MAINE.

OXFORD, So October 2lst, A. ID: lssS.
This Is TO give notice, that on the 2ist day OF
Oct. A. ID. lst5, a warrant In Insolvency wa
,ssued out OF the Court of Insolvency for
said County OF oxford, against the estate OF
WENDELL +. WHEELER. OF oxford,
adjudged to be an Insolvent Debtor, on petition
OF said debtor, which petition was filed on the
Ilth day OF Oct, A. ID. 1886, to which last named
date Interest on claips Is TO be computed; that
the payment OF any debts and the delivery ana
transfer Of any property belonging TO said debtor
10 him or for HE use. and the delivery and trans
fer OF anv property by HIM are forbidden by law
that meeting Of the Creditors OF said Debtor 10
prove their debts and choose one or more Assign
ees OF his estate. will be held at Court oil Ihso
yency 10 he holden at Paris In said county. on
the Eth day of Nov, A. ID. lS6. at nine
o'clock In the forenoon.
Given under my hand the date hrst above
written CO..
CHANDLER GARLAND. Deputy Sheriff.
a. Messenger Of the Court OF Insolvency, for
said County OF Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

Father: "wait year, my son, and
you may feel very different" Son, con-
fidently. "rve tested my love for Miss
Higgins thoroughly, and know II can
not change. I've played golf with her,
and still want her for my wife,"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
NiOlElla'S kidney REMEDY |"

: Ou;cl,y crrcskidney and bladder troubles,
. Gravel. frequent, difficult or involuntary
=. passiu . # .-iae and female complaints, as
: .l.e.ui2..;ieS, whites, bearing-down, etc.
8 %. sxrr,Ss roit " = K vadlc.Sh. Anon, \. H..
3. ifirlgEl.t aass.'tit. Book about Hdneys ftNkE
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
An Enigma

The highest gift Of God 20 man,
When all his wondrous work. We scan.
What, when our own We quit with sorrow,
W. often are constrained T. borrow;
That which n kind asylum, S'es
To pour race uf tugitiSes;
The lovers pledge, the poets song.
What art makes short and nature lOngf
Hnfr
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

A garlcncr having - r,,schusheS plant
al them I'm two bcds l. bushes In each.
and each I'D containing q rows with 4
bushes In each row. Being an ingenious
fellow. lac .l~) planted each bad entirely
different FROM the other in design How
did he lAy uut : &c two tCtlSi
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
MEssExGER,s NOTICE.
OFFICE OF THE SHERIFF OF OXFORD COUNTY
STATE OF MAINE.

MESSE VIEWS NOIitb'
OFFICE OF THE SHERIFF OF OXFORD COUNTY
STATE OF MAINE.
OXFORD, IS October 2lst. \. ID. ls.6.
This l. TO give Notice. that on the 2lst day oil
oct. 4. u. lS.5, warrant In Insolvency wa,
issued out OF the Court of Insolvency for SAID
County OF oxford, against the estate oil
NEWTOS {. MOORE, OF Albany.
adiudged 20 be an Insolvent Debtor, on petition
Of said Debtor. which petition was nled on the
lith day OF oct A. u. lss., TO which last named
date interest on claims Is To be computed, thaI
The navment of any debts and the delivery and
transfer OF any property belonging Ia said debt,
or. 10 him or for his use, and the delivery ana
transfer OF any property by him are forbidden
by law that a meeting OF the Creditors OF saii
Debtor. to prove their debts and choose one OF
more ssignees OF his estate, will he held az q
Court of Insolvency. to be holden ut Paris 10
sald County. on the 18th day OF November, A.
D. lsg5, at nine o'clock In the forenoon.
Given under my hand the date ilrst above
written. e,,r
CHANDLER GARLAND, Deputy Sheriff.,
As Messenger OF the Court OF insolvency, Tor
said County OF oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

No. 2ss. -Enigmas: /. a river. 2 The
vowels \. f., l, O, L. 3. \ bed.
No. -Evolutions: /. Pea, peach
Bee. beet. ). Cruw.foot. / Cotton.
No. 2Si-Aritnmctical Puzzles; /. i0ts
miles. 2 40 3~gis. l. 81 plus /. 3. 2s
pupils.
No. 2S5-A Hindoo PrOyerb: 4 clapping
Is not made with one hand.
NJ. 2S6 Riddle: Wrong.
No. 2S5.-Pattern Puzzle: Dryden.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

Happened TO see your wife on a
" heel yesterday. IL | remember, heard
YOU declare YOU would never allow her
TO ride" "Yes, know. But she had a
chance to trade off her pug dog for a
wheel and thought would choose the
least evil"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

awhile We were in the country We
went to the theatre. The play was The
Robbers and IL was so naturally given
that when We came out my wife missed
her bracelet"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

The whole story Of the wonderful
cures by Hoods Ssrsaparilla is soon told.
1t makes the blood rich, pure and nour-
ishing. 1t cures scrofuls, catarrh, rheu-
matism.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

$50 you see. Miss Faith, none OF the
old religions suit me. After examining
them all | am driven 10 agnosticism.:
II see. You choose agnostlcism simply
because YOU don't know any better.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

No. 293- Transpo-ition fuIrie.
Old PRINAL smith, Industrious.
Respected al hi, days,
On his dcathb.d said simply thus:
My sou. >hun SECOND ways
His maynard son took the advice,
And kept II IN his heart,
Stunned ,cr the THIEF, cOurted the ~iss
And choo-r the better part
Thus did b. FuUR IN happiness,
And peace, Ink" golden FlNE.
F,ll on hts soul. hiia. to, 81 bless,
And th.nceforth did hc thrive.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

Il is fearful thing in winter. What
is? Shipwreck. So is racking, tearing
cough; in winter or any other time. A
good idea to have Adamson's Botanic
Cough Balsam always in the house.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

s'Er little learnin' may be er danj'us
ting" said Uncle Eben, ''but doan be-
lieve dat it's nigh ez dapj'us ez no learn
in tall"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
HOMEMAKERS COLUMN.

on topics OF interest to the idies
IL solicited. Address: Editor HonKnAKERs'
COLUMN, oxford Democrat. Paris. Maine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

The old-fashioned brick oven had
points of grace, perhaps because bakers
knew how to manage 1t.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
STATE OF MAINE.

OXFORD, -.
Probate court In Vacation. Nov. Pod j..
Mar r Harlow having presented for Pr .
a paper purportny - be- the at VIII and l,...
ment ~
NATHAN u. HARLOW ATE a. Hebron
Ia .all County deceased, AMI petition hst %
that she be- appointed Atmin-tfator Wiz D..
VIII annexed OF .aii estate.
ORDERED. That notice De- Given o. II per
iuterc- t,ai. by rau-ing 40 attc-tel copy of q
order T. bee published THREE week -uccc--it.
IN the oxford Democrat. q newspaper plhH-
az Paris In said County thst they may appot- '
a Probate Court q hc ucd ~ Pari- In ami
-aii County. on tine l1th LAY ~ NoF \. ID I-r
at O'Clock BOO the forenoon. AMI -h0W Cau-'.
any they have why tho prayer NJ the p'titiuH
should rot bee granted
GO. A WILSON, judge 0f Probate
4 true copy,-Atte-t 4. -. PARK,
Register Of PrDbat.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

Sure Not TO Fit. II have been read
ing about the coming styles in sleeves"
remarked Mrs. Frankstown. Are they
to be too tight or too loose" asked Mrs.
Point Breeze.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

Hoods Pills act tremendously with
Hoods Sarsaparilla. Cure all liver Ills.
- cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
THAT CATARRH is A LOCAL AFFEC-
lion

of the nasal passages, is fact establish
ed by physicians, and this authority
should carry more weight than asser-
lions of incompetent parties, that Ca
tarrh is a blood affection. Eiy's Cream
Balm is local remedy, composed oil
harmless medicants and free of mercury
or any injurious drug. 1t will cure
catarrh. Applied directly TO the intlsm-
ed membrane, it restores it to its healthy
condition.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
A NATURAL BEAuTIFIER.

Karl's Clover Root Tea purifies the
blood and gives a clear and beautiful
complexion. Sold by F. A. Shurtleh,
South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
All. RECOMMEND TT.

Ask your physician, your druggist
and your friends about ShilOh's Cure Tor
Consumption. They will recommend 1t.
Sold by F. A. Shurtleff, South Paris.
FOR DYSPEPSIA
and liver complaint you have print
ed guarantee on every bottle OF Shiloh's
Vitalizer. II never fails to cure. SOLO
BY F. A. Shurtleff, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
IT SAVES LIVES EVERY DAY.

Thousands Of cases Of Consumption,
Asthma, Coughs, Colds and Group are
cured every day by Shiloh's Cure. Sold
by F. A. Shurtleff, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
A L Il q

No. 2ss.-Pen Name OF an Author: Ian
Maclaren
No. 2sa -Geographical Beheadings: l.
R-hone. =. Trent 3 More. 1. Bar
row 3. Humber q. Alden. Z. Some.
&. Prussia o. L-an-ark. 10. Amor.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
THE ILLS OF WOMEN.

Constipation causes more than half the
ills of women. Karl's Clover Root Tea
Is pleasant cure for constipation. Sold
by F. A. Shurtleff, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

FACT WORTH KNOWING.
Consumption, La Grippe, Pneumonia.
and all Throat and Lung diseases are
cured by Shiloh's Cure. Sold BY F. A.
Shurtleff, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
CATARRH CURED,

health and sweet breath secured, by
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 5C
cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold by F.
A, Shurtleff, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
Notice Of Assignee ofhI. Appointment

At Paris, In the County 81 oNtori aui -ia
OF Maine. the sl-t tiay of oct, \. - l-.'I
The undersigned hereby gives notice off
appointment A. Assignee Of the in-ulNcut r-'
% EDW ARD 4. SLATrEkl 81 >umncr.
County Of ONfori, In-olyent Debtor, Who
been declared insolycnt upon hi petition
the Court of Insolvency ior sail Count
oxford.
SUMNER r. NEWELL. Assign.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
"77" for GRIP,

Sold By Druggists, sent prepaid receipt Of price,
e for too may he assorted, except sos u And
II, put up IN o. % sire only.
Ds HurrnKxrs ANAL Revised, xAnspssxh
HuHrHRHys' HrD co., III iis villa. 81, xsv Ssrs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

No. aeO.--Anagram.
Men p,..s Lawn tennis for my sake:
On bic, hes some take
A tourney round the world for me;
Some 20 90 soa;
Some gather stamps. some climb the A',A
Mid Indians risk their scalps,
Play faro. cultivate baseball.
For ma they do 10 all.
But Lazy souls. who like the rest.
Declare that I'm A PEST.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

The King of pills is Beecham's-BEKcuAM's.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17

KARL'S CLOVER ROOT TEA
is a sure cure for Headache and nerv-
Gus diseases. Nothing relieves so quick
". Sold by F. A. Shurtlefi, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1896-11-17
No. cog. -Tran,pe-ition Puzzle.

:. The largest river In the world
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1896-01-23

bered up the well-worn track leading
to the entrance, and speedily made our
way down the sloping shaft to the GEN.
trial chamber. Outside the air was
slightly chilly, and the warmth OF the
great tomb was very agreeable, In
in spite of the closeness of the air. Sit
ting ourselves down on the edge
of the lidless sarcophagus. we be-
gan one of those conversations so dear
To young lovers, during which the
hours glide away like minutes, or rath-
er when all sense Of time is lost.
Our candles were burning brightly
and steadily beside us, when suddenly
without the slightest warning-a
gust of wind descended from above,
end in the t~winkling of an eye we
were in darkness, The expected tran
sition wa startling to n degree. My
wife clung 10 me convulsively, trem-
bling In every limb. ard freely con-
fess ! too was not free from that sign
Of discomposure. Hurriedly | exam
ined all my pockets, n after the
other, In q vain srarch for my match
box. 1t was not - be found! i must
have dropped II sourcwhere en- route
This was terrible; and | was still
carefully examining every receptacle
/ possessed, when a dull, grinding
noise made itself audible through the
~obscurity. There is something dread
full In q noise that n cannot account
for, no matter when or where one
hears it, Out in the open n mysterious
sound is bad enough. but situated as
we were, inside q narrow, confined
space amidst total darkness, it was
simply appalling!
Shrinking toward each other we
listened intently. not knowing what To
do, for the noise, however caused,
seemed I o come from a direction be-
tween where we were and the door OF
the chamber. At last II ceased, and
although half dead with a mixture OF
awe and terror we were obliged u
muster up enough courage to try &c
find our way out Gradually we crep'
along hand In hand. feeling the smooth
surface Of the wall with our d~isengaxed
hands as we went The chamber ID
not spacious. but u progress wa
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1896-01-23
WAITS.


Not Litcral.-"Teacher-"If Q boy
smites you on the right cheek, what
should you do?" Dick Hicks-"Give 1t
10 him with me Ieft.r-Puck.
Edith-"I'm in a quandary!" Isabel
-"How Is that?" Edith-"Tom prom
iscs to stop drinking II l marry him.
md Jack threatens to begin II / don't"
-Tit-Bits.
Miss Pert--"Is Miss Strait Lace cir
cumspectY" Miss Caustic-"Circum-
spectl Why, she won't accompany n
young man on the piano without .
rhaperon."-Salem Gazette.
In Observation-Disclosures is IL
hat man lives? Must be outside the
city limits, isn't it?" Resident-"Out-
side the what?" v~isitor-"The city
limits" Resident-"We haven't any,"
PUCK.
A French confectioner, proud of his
English and wishing to let patrons
know that their wants should be at
tended to at once. without any delay,
put out the sign: "Short Weights
Hcre."-Hnrper's Drawer.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1896-01-23
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement ana
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by mor, promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to Its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and levers
and permanently curing constipation;
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
news, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for Gale by all drug.
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but 1t Is man.
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup OF Figs,
and being we'll informed, you. will not
accept any substitute if offered.