Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1896-10-01

The baker works hard because he
kneads dough, but when he's baking he
gets loaf.
"Boys will be boys" but you can't af-
ford to lose any of them. Be ready for the
green apple season by having DeWitts
CONC and cholera cure in the house.
RBDICK g. GRoHMANN.
Having finished a most successful sea-
son the sea serpant has retired for the
winter.
81 thought you had more sense than
that" remarked the disgusted conductor
when the deliquent passenger produced
four cents
Housewives are putting up grape Jelly.
The whole system is drained and under
mined by indolent ulcers and open sores.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve speedily
heals them. 1t is the best pile cure known.
REDICK q GRoHMANN.
No, Maud, dear, you cannot raise a
seal skin sack by planting FIR tree.
Poison Ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWlte's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
REDICK & GRoHMAHN.
From the number of boilers all around
it is pretty hard to say who is the party
of the first part" in the new political
contract.
Theories of cure may be discussed at
length by physicians, but the sufferers
want quick relief; and One Minute Cough
euro will give it to them. a safe cure tor
children. 1t Is 'the only harmless remedy
that produces immediate results"
REDIcK d. GRoHMANN.
When we get down to the politician S
definition of 'the people" it seems to
mean those fellows who don't know
where to raise next months rent.
1t doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliousness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by un-
avoidable circumstances; DeWitts Little
Early Risers will speedily cure them all.
REDIck. d GRoHMAYY.
The modern pugil1st seems to have TAX
EN- the circus hippopotamus as his model.
He seeks to inspire terror by the size OF
his mouth,
If you have ever seen little child i'll the
agony of summer complaint, you can real
ize the danger of ,he trouble and appreci-
ate the value OF instantaneous Teliet al
ways afforded by DeWitt's collie and chol-
era cure. For dysentery and diarrhoea it
is a reliable remedy. We could not al.
ford to recommend this as a cure unless it
were a cure.
REDICK & GRoHMANN.
The elastic currency that the poor man
really needs is pay that will stretch from
one Saturday night till the next.
Politicians should remember that the
one who treats is not always the one who
beats. Much depends OH the quality of
the liquor.
1876 Climar Brandy
From grape wine, has, by its extreme
age and constant care while in Uniform
temperature and pure, sweet atrospf ero
of storage houses for fourteen year,, be-
come rival of the Hennessey and other
brands of Cognac BraD1y, and muC / lower
of Philadelphia New York and other cities
Buy it of druggists.
Silence indeed is golden. If the mos
quito would suppress its "buzz" it would
live longer and get more TO eat.
DR.. Agnews Cure .Ior sthe HeartgIv's =
perfect relief in all cases of Organic os
sympathetic Heat Disease in 80 minutes
and speedily effects cure. 1t is peer
'ess remedy for Palpitation, Shortness o.
5resth, SmotheriDg Spells, Pain in Let
-ide and all symptoms ofa Diseased Hoah
mo dose copyinoes. Sold b. City Phsr
uaoT.
When the Judge and jury are against
him a man can't be blamed for thinking
I3 an unlucky number.