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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
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OF DIR. Kings New Life Pills, A trial
will convince you OF their merits, These
pills are easy In action and are particu-
lnrly effective in the cure of Constipation
and Sick Headache, For Malaria and
Liver Troubles thoy have been proved
invaluable They are guaranteed to be
perfectly free from every deleteiious sub
stance and to be purely vegetable. They
do not weaken by their action, hut by
giving tone to stomach and bowels great
ly invlgoraet the system. Regular size,
$50 per box. Sold by Chas. Rogers,
Druggist,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Colerldgo, at Neither stowoy. In Somer-
setshlre, wrote "Christaber' and the
Ancient Mariner" but Colerldges' cot
tago Is In peril OF becoming village
public house, A committee leased II,
three years ago, for fi5 year for fifteen
years. hut some OF the members OF the
committee havo died. and the rest will
not, or cannot, make up the deficiency
In subscription.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
ALL FREE

Those who have used DR., Kings New
Discovery know It's value. and those who
have not have now the opportunity to
try II free Call on Tho advertised drug
gist ana get trial bottle frcc. Send
your name and address 10 H. ~ Bucklcn
n CO., Chicago. and get sample box
OF New Llfo Pills free, ns well ms n
copy OF Guide TO Health and Household
Instructor, free. All OF which is guar
antQrd to do you good and cost you
nothing. Chas Rogers. druggist, odd
Fellows building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
"a little farm well titled.
A little cellar wcll nllcd.
A NM ILL .-.-IA I'm a

What could YOU wish man hcttcr
than that7 The last Is not the least
by any means but how can n wife be
we'll wllled if she he the victim OF those
distressing maladlcs that mako her life
u burden7 Lot her take DR. Porce's
FnvorItc Prescription ana euro, all pain
ful Irregularities, uterine DISORDERS, In
Illumination and liberation. prolupsus
and kindred weaknesses " is n boon
and blessing 10 women, Thousands
are In the bloom Of health through using
II, when otherwise they would be under
the sod Are you sufrercr1 Use Il.
or some day we may read
A little wife self willed.
Rosewood coffin early filled,
Spite OF doctor well skilled.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

He that writes,
Or makes n feast, more certainly invites
His judges than his friends; there's not
guest
But will find something wanting or Ill
dresL Howard.
Breakfast.
BrOlled Salt Maokerel. Paraloy Butter.
Lamb Chops.
RaRout OF New Potatoes and Onions.
Cream Rolls
Luncheon
Coffee.
Brolled oysters, with Brown Sauce.
Minced Flllet OF Beef, with Green Peas.
Brolled Tomatoes,
Fruit, Waters.
Tea.
Dinner.
oysters.
Cream OF Green Peas.
Radlshcs, Anchovies.
Brolled Devlled Lobster.
Veal Outlets, a Ia Mllannalse.
Steamed Rice,
Boiled Fowl, with oyster Sauce.
Hard Boiled Egg Salad.
Pineapple Fritters.
Coffee.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
ROYAL Baking Powder
has been awarded highest
honorS at every worlds fair
where exhibited.

oliver Caswel, blind and deaf mute,
to whom Dickens devoted several pages
OF his American Notes" died recently
at Conanicut, r. |. When Dom Pedro
visited Newport several years ago he
sent for Caswel and presented him with
gold souvenir.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

William f. Gladstone recently remark
ed TO friend that he enjoyed life today
us much as he did In his youth, though
In different way. Gladstone further
said that the fact that the mind in
creased its power and scope while the
body grew more and more infirm was
positive proof OF the Immortality OF the
soul
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
The best blood purifier is
CIR AIMS SARSAPARILLA
One hundred and twenty-five doses for 81.

Russell Sage is very fond OF driving,
and has scarcely missed daily ride in
Central park in thirty years except when
he was absent from the city. He gem
orally irives two horses. but Is trying
"a team OF four which viii trot evenly
together
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Take dose OF DewitCs Little Early
Risers just for the good they win do
YOU. These little Pills are good for in
digestion, good for headache. good for
liver complaint, good for constipation.
They are good chas, Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoFla.

Lord Salisbury's hat, It is said, is such
that its desreputable appearance on one
memorable occasion led the doorkeepers
at Monte Carlo TO refuse him admittance
to the public gambling rooms
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

The trustees OF the late Earl OF Moray
who had large public requests TO allo-
cate, have decided to give f2O.OOO to the
University Of Edinburgh to form a fund
for the promotion OF original reseach.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Busy people have no time. and sensible
people have no inclination to use a slow
remedy. One Minute Cough Cure acts
promptly and gives permanent benefits.
Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

ovarian Fibroid and other Tumors
cured without surgery, nook. testl-
monials and references mailed securely
sealed for 10 cents In stamps Address,
Worlds Dlspcnsary Medical Association.
Buffalo, ~ Y
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

There's more clothing destroyed by roor
soap than by actual wear. Hoe Cake"
soap contains no free alkall and viii not
injure the finest lace. Try II and notice
the difference In quality. Ross, Higgins
q Co,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
They Lack Life

There are twines sold TO fishermen
on the Columbia river that stand In
the same relationship to MarshalI's
Twine Al a wooden image does to the
human beins-they lack strength-lifs
-evenness-and lasting qualities. Don't
fool yourself into the belief that other
twines besides Marshalrs will DO ''jusi
a. well" They won't. They cannot
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

The only place in Astoria TO buy
GRAINS SARS SAPARuLA
Is at tht Estes-crain Drug Company's.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
NOTHING LEFT.

Yes" no sadly fnltered. my wife left
my bed and board"
And mine" rcjoined the other. didn't
leave n thing"
And the Ieitgelst. which chanced TO Be
passing that way. shlvered.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

The cznr OF Russia, Il Ia said, is pri-
Vately practlclng on Il bicycle
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Mrs. Margaret L, Watson. secretary
OF the Texas Equal Rights Association,
is candidate for city marshal OF Beau
mont In that state.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

IT'S all the same, slight cold. congest-
ed lungs or severe cough. One Minute
Cough Cure banishes them.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

A thought often makes us hotter than
a fre.--Longfellow.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Suspicion shall be all stuck full Of
eyes,-Shakespeare
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

A new gasoline boat II TO hr built 10
run ON the Au,oria.Ilwae route for ear.
rylnE passengers, ua4ollno boats arc
all riEht In thuir place. but on route
OF this kind. improperly manned. ~ they
generally aro. the. are far from the
safest nude OF travel A law ought 20
be passed compelling gasoline boats
which carry passengers TO tome under
the aame regulations as steamboats,. -
CAIhiAmet uaBettn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
the ABOVE PICTURE DOES NOT
REPRESENT

ITlE AbONE PiCIUkE DOcS NOi
REPRESENT
a passenger train on the Chicago. MIL
waukee and 81. Paul Railway. No. Ita
tarins are veatlbuled. heater by steam.
and lighted by electricity. Each sleep
car berth has an electric reading lamp.
It's dining cars are the best IN the world.
and It's coaches are palaces on wheels.
This great railway. connecting aa Il
does with all transcontinental lines at 81
Paul and Omaha. assures TO the tarveling
public the best service known. Tickets
via the Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul
Hallway are on sale at all railroad ticket
Offices 10 any point In the United States
or Canada. For maps. folders and other
information. address
c. J. EDDY. General Agent,
J. W. CASEY, Portland. Or.
Trav. Pass and Tkt Agent.
Portland. Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
MENU FOR MONDAY.

DR.. Prices Baking Powder presents the
means OF securing perfect food.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
HERMANN, The HEaEEk! SFEAI
AT THE 0CClDENT HOTEL

Tive Days OnIy-sUNDAY AND MON
DAI--MAY 3 and 4.
Where he may be consulted the next
three days by those wishing private
treatment
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
MODERN MIRACLES
TEHFORNED BY BEEHIANN THE
HEALEn AZ THE OPERA
HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
,atorIa IN WhiFiWiBd ~ Excitement
over the Many PhenomgBai Cures
Performed Upon the Pab-
IIo btsge.
The D~msnstFaiios 10 B~ Repeated This
AnsFnooB ~ Ladies OnIy, aud To-
night 10 Men Oniy
Free 10 Al.
Many BIthsFts Supposed IneaTsbIs--
Chronic Cases Are Nov walking
hosnmsats To the UAiimited
kmeAeJ Of Animal
MagBsitsm.

Hermann the Hsalsr To Rsmsin at the
Oeoidsnt Hstsl Two DaJs Only.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Tho bark poxfofd IL iincharsing coal
at tho Pacific Can Company dock Tho
work In necessarily slow. aa tho vessel In
very small ant the wharf very large.
and II h possible to discharge cnly for
a few hours each dhy-at hiEh water,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

Another coal ship II on the list OF
overdue Vrrpslu. and tho recent loss OF
tho Republic has increased tho pnxioty
OF tho English underwriters FOR her
safety Tho CralKmuro In out G days
from Newcastle n. 4 W, and not n
word has boon heard from hor since she
sailed for San Francisco, Fifteen per
cont has been offered by the unh.--
writer's for reinsurance on the overdue
vessel. and II pho does not put In an
appearance very soon tho ratio will BE-
advanced TO much higher ngurc. Tho
CrHlEtnore n oonHlgned TO J. ]. Moore,
OF this city, to whom wcrp conalEnod
the Alexandra and Brahlooh. Doth voA-
sells arrived here with their cArEonn
ablaHc. and were saved only by tho
prompt action of the towboat men who
took them In charge outside the heads.
They were also loaded with coal. and
were from Newcastle, n. n W. The
CTnlEmore carrirn 0rota coal. while the
other two had tho Cardiff stock on
board This II said 10 be largely In
favor OF the overdue vessel. M Crotn
coal has always been considered very
safe, Considerable Of Il has been
shipped to this port II ls also argued
In tho CrniEmorc'a favor that the
weather has been against her, Vessels
which have reached here recently report
light winds ana that when thoy cxpcri-
cnccd any wind at all II camo from tho
wrong direction. Notwithstanding these
assurances, thoro II no decrease In the
feeling OF anxiety for tho Craigmorc's
welfare. and those Interested In her
would ioyfully hail news OF any kind
from hcr.-san Francisco Examiner
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
MISCELLANEOUS

WHEN IN PoRTLAND-Can on Jns
=. Handley 4 Co. lA Third street, and 70,
the Daily Astorian. Visitors need nc
miss their morning paper while there.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

on her way 20 Han Juan yesterday
afternoon the little frvlEh,inK schooner
katie came 10 grief on tho rocka short
distance from the Daiiaa hotel. fortu.
nateiy without receiving serious inJuriea.
Tho wind was blowing very hard at tho
time. and this. Il Ia said. was the main
cause ot tho accident In endeavorinE
20 make way aKainat the wind and tide
tbs little crafts steering gear became
unavoidable and tho vessel was driven
ashore iieih1 nat.botiomed hhe sus-
tainrd little damage In tho mlshAp. the
tuK Sadie going out 70 her assistance
noon after and being successful IN Ret-
tins the schooner anoat witnout Ahy
special EFFORT. .-colnniHt
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

AN EHIGMATIcAL BILL or FARE
For n dinner. served on the Dining car
Of the Chicago. Milwaukee aud 81. Pad
Railway. will be sent 10 any address on
receipt OF two-cent postage STAMP
Apply 20 Geo. VI. Feanord. General Pas.
sengcr Agent. oi6 Colony Building. Chi
cago. Illinois.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

John. Robinson, who operates a donkey
engine for McCabc 4 HAmlltoh has
made beautiful model OF tho yacht
Nalkyric. and presented II 10 Mr.. BAR
clay. Of narolay 4 Drlsno. The yacht
In 70 inches over ALL u inches deep and
broad, Its mAlnmaHt is u inches high.
The yacht 10 built after accurate mAtho.
mniisal Dimensions, and 10 very grace
fui and pretty Mir Robinson has what
might be- termed a hobby for Yacht build.
Ina. lie has bull, an almost perfect
model OF the zach, Defender an pres
cnt for W, l. McCabc. and has built
Several other models for Captain Richard
Chlleo,, Of ror, nlakolcy. and for Other
friends In Tacoma. Tho owners OF the
yachts are now talking Of having =
miniature yaoh, race the nrut fair day
Ledger.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
MATTERS MARINE
Movements oi Neaaei- ot Ho1'o
and Eiae~here.

rho weather s,ill keeps tho Signal In
port. and she 10 lying nt Hupller'u wharf.
Tho steamship Queen arrived down
from Portland yesterday ana took on
freight at the O, " and y Company's
wharf shu viii leave out Tor Ban FRAN
cisco this morning
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03
A TWTBTER.

A twister In twisting
May twist him . twist,
For 10 twisting q twist
Three twists make q twist;
Hut 10 one Of the twists
Untwists from the twist,
The twist untWiStfng
Untwists the twist
That 10. when It's twisted with any
1ihsr twine than hARgHALLIB
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-03

FREE T"-Nicht, To Men Only.
A private exhibition and lecture to men
only will be given at Fishers Opera
House tonight. The subject of the lee
ture will be Man, and his disobedience
to natures laws" after which the most
seriously afflicted will be treated free
upon the stage. Admission free and
treatment free To all
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-08-05

The latest educational agitation is to
institute schools on wheels. 1t is pro-
posed TO fit out railroad trains, fur.
nished with dining and sleeping cars,
90 that pupils can combine travel and
study, halting at various sidings for
she study OF minerology, botany, ge.
ology, and so on. OF course, only
pupils having money could patronize
this scheme to see the whole country
and study its resources at the samo
time. This way of railroading knowl-
edge into pupils is an advanced theory
OF education. II it is proposed to take
tho pupils in the railroad schools out
into the region OF train robbers, it
will also be necessary to teach tho
young ideas how to shoot. One pleas l..
ing feature of the plan, suggests the
New Orleans Picayune, is that should
the scholars prove refractory it will
be yeIy easy to switch them.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-08-05
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

In autobiographics there is no such
word as fail. PUCK.
How lucky it is there arc no taxes
on air castles Life.
al can see through your tricks"
said Photog, as he applied his X rays
to the magician's sleightof hand per
formance. - Norristown Herald.
"When 1 lose any little thing like
that l know where to look for it. "
"You do2" eyes it's nearly always
in baby's mouth. "-Chicago Record.
His Mama--''You children know
moro nowadays than they used TO in
my time, Freddy" Freddy-"That's
coz there's more to know, ma. "-Rox
bury Gazette.
Higgles-"Old Bilson called in four
doctors in consultation over him
when he died" Miggle-"There is
no danger of his being buried alive.
Brooklyn Times.
Friend-"W "What did you find the
most difficult thing when you wrote
your first poems?" Poetz"To find
some one who would let me read them
TO him. - Fliegende Blaetter.
Lady-'Ts it true that you have
fallen in love with the princess?"
Lieutenant -"Quite right. l just
wanted to see for once how hopeless
love feels. "-Fliegende Blaetter.
"Can you lend me 105 marks?"
"That's singular amount to ask for.
What do you want of the odd five?"
II wish to demonstrate my honest in
tentions by paying to you at once five
marks on account. t."-Fliogende Blaet-
| ter.
Benny Dictus-"There is an article
in to-day's paper should like you to
get my wife to read, but it is no use
asking her." Sam Singleton-'Ill
tell you how to do it. Cut the piece
out and put it in your pocket. New
York Herald.
Sportner-"You must have had
great fun when your football team
played Vassar." Jack Tackle-"Fuu?
l guess not. / am engaged to the
umpire, and che ruled me off for hold
ing IN the very first scrimmage, -
Princeton Tiger.
The Quantity: Old Carper-"1t
takes IN enormous amount of material
to make fashionable gown nowadays"
Mrs, Carper-"Oh, mol Why, you
take the material for two skirts and
make the sleeves, and take the mate
rial for one sleeve and make the skirt
that is all. Puck.
Insufficient Data :"You are an ex-
pert, are you not?" said the caller.
"Yes, sir" "Well, wish you would
take these two papers and tell me
whether they we're written by the same
person." sis it matter Of litiga-
tionP" every possibly" Then it
would be really impossible for me to
comply with your request; not until l
have learned upon which side l have
been retnined. Washington Star.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-08-05
Mo- Necromnncy Abont Invention.

One of the great inventors of the
ago is Mr.. Edison, who has been called
in terms of we'll intentioned, but
doubtful, compliment "rhe Wizard
of Menlo Park" There is no spirit
OF necromancy to be found brooding
among tho vast collection of apparatus
in Mr., Edison's laboratory. The
whole place is devoted to invention as
expressed in the good old Latin root
meaning OF the word: "to como
upon" and hence to find. Invention,
in the case of Mr.. Edison, is search
and the search is prosecuted along
multitudInous lines with a perseeer-
ance which may have been equRled,
but has never been surpassed in the
history of the world. Speaking of
himself and his work, Mr.. Edison has
said: lin my own case but few, and
those the least important, of my in
ventions owed anything to accidents.
Most of them have been hammered out
-hfter long and patient labor, and arc
the result Of countless experiments,
all directed toward attaining some
well-deGned object. All mechanical
improvements may safely DO said 10
be inventions, and not discoveries. F"
1t is NOT the man who dreams of
better mechanical ways of doiug
work, but he who by intelligent. ex.
pertinent works out the mechanical
forms that translate the dream into
reality, who is entitled to the name of
inventor. .-Scientiic American.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-08-05
The ZerOgraplI.

The zerograph, an instrument in ap-
pearance very much like an ordinary
typewriter, is being used in England
for transmitting or receiving telegraph
messages. One machine is employed
at each end of the line. In sending a
telegraphic message no special train
ing is required. The operator de-
presses in turn the keys of what APP
pears to be an ordinary typewriter
keyboard, with the usual arrangement
of the letters. The depression of a
key closes the connection of a local
battery of from five to ten small ac-
cumulators, which causes a current to
flow, not only actuating the printing
and linking mechanism of the trans
mitting instrument, but also closing
the line circuit, which in its turn com
pletes the local circuit OF the receiving
instrument. The two machines are
thus simultaneously actuatod, and as
the operator presses the key he not
only prints the message on his own
instrument, but makes an exact re-
production upon the receiving instru-
ment. As soon as the end OF a line is
reached the machine automatically
moves the paper forward, and, releas-
ing a spring, causes the paper roller to
move along ready for the first letter to
strike at the commencement of new
line. The machine is thus perfectly
automatic in its action, and may safely
be left to take care of itself at the re-
ceiving end, the message as received
being printed on the roll of paper
without any attention being required.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-08-05

Mrs. II. IL. Leonard, OF Wichita,
Kan, while looking over old papers,
found that the sum of $1,000 had
been deposited by her brother in a
bank Mt Trenton, Tenn., in 1868. He
was killed in battle few weeks after
ward. A local bank wired the Ten
nesseo bank to-day and got reply
stating that tho money was still there
and that they had been hunting the
heirs for over twenty-five years. Last
fall Leonard got divorce from his
wife and married woman named
Irene Leonard. In two months after
this marriage the second wife killed
him for $4,000 insurance policy on
his life. Since then the first Mrs.
Leonard has been washing for living.
Her fortune, with interest, is now
estimated at $4,000 Kansas City
Times.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-08-05
PERMANENCE.

"Have you thought" J." said the rose to the lily
"That our gardener is god2
For they toll me he planted that plum-tree
Aud even made grow the sod.
"He surely will live forever,
His life is so strong and strange,
For the tulip who died this morning
Had never seen him change
"she said he was surely immortal,
And the peony thinks so, too;
For he spaded her roots in the spring-t.-3
As her mother had seen him do.
''For my part think he has always
Been hoeing the tasseled corn,
And II we could only provo it,
Tho man was never borni
Then the lily bent near to the rose-treo
And, opening her snowy bell,
Exhnled her heart in perfume
While she whispered, ~ cannot tell;
'But feel II his life be lovely
And sweet as our own, and pure,
The One who made us will bless him.
And cause his soul to endure.
"For beauty, dear Rose, is deathIess,
And goodness can never die;
While ever serene aud perfect
Dwolls the spirit Of purity.
"And since he is very gentle,
Al tonda 80 ,,,lfl .~ ...,,,I ,..o
think when we bloom In heaven
We shall find our gardener there"
Cora Linn Daniels, In Demorest's.