The herald., 1896-03-23

''My talk was amissin' last week cause
why? ] was up to Frisco den, remarked
the deputy Zanjero. as he sneaked around
the corner of Broadway. near First street.
He had been in close consultation with the
colonel who had just perfected his pro-
gramme for the Mckinley district meet
ing which was held at the Hollenbeck
hotel on Saturday afternoon.
"Dat meetin' of the Democratic state
committee which | attended was reg lur
Sonoratown tamale fer Gepooine pleasure"
continued the deputy zaniero. Artists as
knows dere biz like me takes in de meetin's =
OF all de push i'll every party. went
mort to help out my fren'' Chris Buckley,
who is de true blue stuff an to shake of,
pie. dem refundin' resolutions of Bill
Foote'S. Dat feller Foote's butte. He
an Jim DAILY as is de feller as barred
Billy Dunn in dis locality, an as does
farmin' up in de Ojahi valley were a
couple of peaches as keeps me an Martin
year around. Dem Democrats don't know
snow on de Tehachepis from cranberry
de fellers as held down chairs
in dat meetin'. w. R. Burke
not bein' on de list. an dey trowed us
don't care dough. Well win out wild Tom
Reed if takes all summer an half mex
fall.
"De colonel is purity sick since he cum
back from de star spangled banner in Ohio,
where dey raised Bill Mckinley. De col
onel has been asat down on since he cum
homo like frozen orange made down
Pomona way. Herv Lindley corraled de
prelimnaries to de picnic which aire to
name de winnin' ticket in Missouri in July.
Me an Waiter Parker hypnotized de works
jes' like Judge DAILY done de trick up by
de city. De colonel he wanted to be in
it, an had q Rezser from Pomona on
hand to razoo de works fer him. De jay
from de country was adiscusin' bout de
weather, when young Kinney an Doc
Cochrane swiped de pie from under his
left eye. John Burns. who amt de coun-
Gilman from de second ward, was to try an
sidetrack Parker from de primary commit
rane q hunch, an Burns got it in
de neck 80 hard dat Belmont avenue oil,
of which he always has a lot on hand, fell
down to bedrock. Burnsey owes his place
on de committee to me an de people. an
his turnin' on de fellers as give to him
chance to vote de program makes me mad.
Dat feller is now on my eucalyptus list.
an we'll keep him busy apologizin' from
now til after Governor Sheldon has been
made de big tyee in dis country.
"Rader Is to bs de new mayor. OATS
been decided for sure. De association will
down. Dere has been give in at last 10
Billy Dunn an Walter Parker. an we'uns
amt to put a straight ticket in de field.
De boys in de trenches was nearly all agin
dat idee, fearin' dat it would pull trough
Patterson of de chamber of commerce, an
de ticket to be named by st. Patrick. De
colonel will of course bolt. He always do,
an he III take wild him de only Republican
daily in dis section. De ting has been SUBJ
mitted to all de councils. an me an Ed
Smith was a-voted down an out on de
dead, an now amt doin' nothin' 'ceptin'
sawin' wood.
1--WE aire to give to McLachlan annuder
dose in Washington. He's been fair to dc
railroad an to all de oders to de contract.
De colonel wanta de job, but dis year he
amt nowhere when it comes to drawin'
cards. Bill Pendleton is to be turned
the assembly bein' now too little fer him.
Bulla is to be promoted to de place up
stairs in Sacramento, an may be Munson,
as one of de nine in de hall is to have a
seat down stairs in de capital. Freeman
G. Teed is after bein' a senator, la, la.
lalala. After awhile I'll give use de slate
in full.
"De colonel is a very sick man. He took
de St. vitus dance when he came back an
finds dat Allison, de cornfed stallion from
Ioway, was de kingpin wild Herv Lindley
an de push. | has hopes dat de old man
won't die, cause if he do de coast will lose
q gentleman, a scholar an de mex vice.
president of de United States.
"Governor Sheldon is slated to play ball
when George G.. Perkins is put out mex
March. De sage of Pasadena has squared
de 'sociation so dat it's lined UP to pull de
party through in spite of hell. Perkins has
been a purity good man, an we're all sorry
to lose him, but he's in our way, an de
'sociation must come to do top, Of Tom
Reed or Mckinley hisself has got to be
sacrificed.
"Weuns carried annexation dis time in
spite of Tom Savage an de oder church.
goers in de ate ward. Dat little trick
'sociation has 5000 members in de coun-
try, an de party has cool 1000 voters
more. Eff dat amt cinch I'll wear your
socks. j. b. Nevelle is to succeed iced in
de council in December, now dat de special
lection is over, an de Fifth ward won't be
jobs in de hall here an de court house.
De new addition TO de town makes the
Fifth, Sixth, Third an Fourth wards all lie
bigger, an gives to US strengt' jest where
we need it.
"Dat lection will give to some of our
people in de 'sociation near fifteen places
as policemen an about SO many as fire.
men. 1t was a one-time shave pulin' dat
ting through, but we got dere as is usual
wild us. wild both feet.
"pe gang as is a.holdin' lis all up is n ow
Cd dere nppers fearin dat de four.year
term to which dey has all been a-sentenced
in de court house will be knocked
galley-west. l has it from my fren'
Dan Burns, who is mex, dat de law'll be
wiped off de face of do cart. Hope dis is
true, as some of dem chromos on de hill
amt got license to go in when its cold.
Dey come in by accident, an dey'll land
on de outside jes' go soon as de supreme
court kin touch de button to wipe 'em out
of existence.
$50 long. / must see John W. Mitchell
about fixin' de slate round here right agin
Frank T. Gould fer de Democratic end of
the governorship an de trustees job in de
Whittier school, I'll see yuse again.
MATERNA AND ONDRlCEK