The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1896-10-16
Business Locals,
Hoods Pills are easy to take, easy to oper-
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HE is DEMOCRAT.

When George W. Stapleton's democracy il
questioned the tells he following good story.
"The platform made in Chicago reminds mo OF
a coon down in the mountains Of my country
that went out in the night to get himself some
thing to eat. When he came back he found
another varmint in his hole. who are your
asked the coon holding his nose am a coon, -
answered the varmint. WELL" answered the
coon, You look like coon, you talk like coou
but you smell like pole cat That's the way
with the Chicago platform. If anyone will show
me a democratic plank in the whole platform
I'll promise to vote for it."-Vancouver Inde-
pendent.
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"Do you like old Elevator for a campaign
speaker"
sentences that he never has time to make a
point"
Are You Made
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YOU CAN BE WE'LL when your blood is rich,
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Karl's Glover Root Tea
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Advertised Letter List.
The follow is list of the letters remaining in
the post Office at Shelton, WASH, at the close OF
the month of September. 1896. Persons calling
for any of the same will please say advertised ;"
G Adams, Mrs Eva Bunnell, Charles Chadwick,
w M Dougherty, Henry Eley, J Jackson,
Andrew Lumsden, George Mullin, John Nc
Ginnis, James Mcclellan, Andy Park.
J. E. SLIGH, p M.
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"Don't be afraid. Come right in-my wife's
out. Have little something? Here's nice
quantity of old"
"Good heavens, man. you've got the wrong
bottle! Look at the label! Don't you see it's
marked 'Poison?'
ooh, that's all right. That saves it from the
hired girl. My own invention, you know
Clever isn't it? Never failed but once"
Show vas that?"
"Hired girl couldn't read"
Nerves On Edge
Twas nervous, tired, irritable and Gloss Karis
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Mrs. E. B. Worden
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Scene: Street corner, where the discontented
do mostly congregate.
street Orato-(after boisterous harrangueJ
ssNow how many of this crowd are going TO Voe
for Bryan?" Quite showing OF hands,
Street Orator-How many are going 10 vote
against Bryant" Two handsl
Street Orator-(dramatically) "Where are
all the men who will vote against Bryan?
Boot Black-(polishing away
'.Theyre workin'!
Tableaux!
Pills DO Not Cure.