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The broad ax., 1896-03-14
SAID OF WOMAN.

There is only one real tragedy in a
woman's life; the fact that her past is
always her lover. and her future in
variably her husband.
In the case OF a woman who dyes Der
hair. sex is a challenge, not defense. g.
think anything better than high in
tellectual pressure 1t makes the noses
of young girls SO very large.
Women who have common sense are
so curiously plain; they always look
like secondhand dictionaries.
One should not give a charming vom-
an anything she cannot wear in the
evening.
want a husband as a background.
7 do not mind bad husbands. have
had two; they amused me immensely.
Do you really think that II is weak to
Weld to temptation? / tell you that
there are terrible temptations that 1t
requires strength and courage to yieid
to.
never read a blue book. ! prefer
hooks with yellow covers: they're more
accurate.
Secrets from other peoples wives are
a necessary luxury in modern life, but
No man should have q secret from his
own wife. She invariably finds 1t out
Tbev can discover everything except
the obvious.
A woman who can keep a mans love
and love him in return has done all
we want Of women
Morality is simply the attitude We
adopt toward people whom We person
ally dislike.
trust rs a.. 80.
She wore too much rouge the other
,,Sht and not quite enough clothes.
That is always sign OF despair u =
woman
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
ACKNOWLEDGMENT Trick.

A urestidigitateur, In the course Oh
an exhibition in New York recenuy,
had one of the audience select one caro-
from a pack and then handed sheet OF
naner to another spectator, umid-
looking blonde man. The professor;
Who aid not see the card, announced
that after it had been returned TO tne
mack the description Of It would De
torna written ON the paper. The card
was the eight Of hearts II was 'AAen
out by the professor. lis thar IL
eight of hearts?" asked the pro.esS
aThat's all right" answered the timio-
looking man. But he was a very con,
scieutious man. and later ne insisted
on telling the audience that the pro
fessor had written on tne pApei'
.p,ease saw That's all right"
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
CLEARING OUT A sLuM,
The Admirable Method that Has Been
Follow. d In Lo-dcn.

The Admirable Method that Has Been
Follow. d In Lordcn.
First, London kept a watchful eye
over tue people sne unhoused. Only
enough Of the old buildings were at
nrst demolished to permit the new
work to be intelligently begun. Those
remaining were repaired until they
were In habitable condition, and re-
tanned as long as possible, so that only
q small proportion OF the old tenants
should be forced out at once, the idea
being TO get some OF the new buildings
ready for occupancy before all the old
ones were torn down. In addition to
that, care was taken TO see that such
OF the residents OF the old district as
were forced to remove found desirable
and sanitary dwelling places.
A complete list of all the vacant
rooms within a mile of the condemned
territory was prepared and kept on
view at the councils Office on the
ground; and moreover. with every no
tice TO quit was issued n statement
that the council would withhold from
tenants their compensation for the cost
OF moving until the proper official had
visited their proposed new home and
was satisfied that they were going to
premises which were healthful and In
every way suitable for their occupan-
cy. Thus, while ii was OF course i'm
possible to improve the condemned
area with great rapidity, yet within
few months from the time operations
began the council knew that every per-
son who had hitherto been subject to
the evil influences of the slum had
found comparatively good surround
ings.-'stamping Out the London
Sums" by Edward Marshall, in the
March Century.
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Tame Fish in IrrigatIng Reservoir.

The uses of the artificial reservoirs are
not limited to irrigation; they are usual
" stocked with fish, which multiply
with surprising rapidity and enable the
farmer to include this item of home pro-
duce in his bill Of fare every day IN the
year. These fish are very tame, and in
some cases are actually trained to re-
spOnd to the ringing Of the dinner bell,
coming in scurTying shoals to fight for
crumbs of bread thrown upon the water.
The reservoirs also yield profitable crop
Of ice in winter.-"Ways and Means In
Arid America" by William e. Smythe,
In the March Century.
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REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION
At s, Louis. June IL, 1895.

The Wabash road is the direct line
to St Louis via Kansas City and u
noted for its fast time and elegant
equipment. Through Sleepers, Free
Reclining Chair Cars and Euffet Par
lor Cars TO st. Louis without change.
Before making arrangements for your
trip write to any representative of the
Wabash Railroad for maps, time tables
and Guide 70 St Louis, or to
C. y. CRANE,
g. P. & IA,
St Louis, No
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
A Heartless Theory.

Il wonder" she said. with a tender
look in her blue eyes, why the sender
of a valentine Is not expected to disclose
his IDENTIFY
Why" replied the grossly material
person. that's the plainest thing in the
world. It's so that he may have fight
ing chance In breach Of promise case"
Washington Star.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
State of Ohio. City Of Toledo. Luca,

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
Is the senior partner OF the firm Of r.
J. Cheney & Co. doing business in the
City Of Toledo. County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum Of One Hundred Dollars for each
and every case OF Cat6rrh that cannot
be cured by the use Of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed IN
my presence this 9th day Of December,
A. d. 1886. A. W GLEASONr
(Seal1 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internal
IL and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces Of thu system. Send
for testimonials. free.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists: 75c.
Halls Family Pills. sc
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
r,ectr,ca1 PstentH

During 1884 s,s15 patents relating to
electricity were granted in Great BTU
aim. the United States and Germany
OF these !. $50 were British, being one.
twentieth Of all British patents. l,fo.
w.rs American and ls1 were German
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
Man Was Made to Mourn.

Perhaps, but rheumatism need not add to the
calamfties to which we are more or less sub
feet when there Is such an efficient means OF
counteracting the dire complaint as Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters- When the liver, bow
els or stomach are out Of order. or the kid
news or nerves troublesome, the Bitters u
also an efficient remedy. Ii prevents and
remedies all malarial disorders.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
Best of An

10 cleanse the system In q gentle and
truly beneficial manner. when the
springtime comes, use the true and per-
feet remedy. Syrup OF Figs. One bottle
will answer for all the family and costs
only 80 cents; the large size 81. Buy
the genuine. Manufactured by the CAL
Rornia Fig Syrup Company only, and
for sale by all druggists.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
On Another Lay Now.

81 remember" said Mrs. wickwire,
,mpressively, you once said that II you
had the world you would gladly lay it
at my feet"
"Oh, did II" asked Mr.. Wickwire.
yes, you did. And now have to
nag at you for three days 10 get you to
Law 8 carpet Journal
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Gec.t Adj Conversation

You play beautifully" exclaimed
the lovely vision
The virtu0sO rose from the piano with
q bow.
Thank you" he murmured-
You made me think Of such a num-
Der Of things TO say" the woman pro-
ceeded. with undisguised rapture.-De-
troit Tribune.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Browns Bronchial Troches" are a simple
yet most efectual remedy for Coughs.
Hoarseness and Bronchial Troubles. Avoid
limitations
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Those distressing Cornsi
SAdAs they are Hindercorns VIII remove them, snd
uen you can walk and run and jump as yoahkaL
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

"Ah, me, my heart Is full!" sighed the CIR.
who had been taking advantage OF her leap
year privilege until she found herself en-
ElRed TO five men."-YOnkerS Statesman.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

.HrS-AllFi Fits stopped free by DR.. Kllneas Great
Nerve RestOrer. No Fits after the nrsI day . use.
AArveous Treatise and g trial b0ttbe free -
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

II roses had no thorns, they probably would
have tongues
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
Stockmen's Saddles and Harness,
Manufactured by the old, responsible Arm O.
HERMANN III. HEISER-

l52s and 30 Blake Street. Denver, Colo.
Are unsurpassed in quality. Parties In need
Of Saddles and Harness goods, will find the
above firm prompt and reliable In every re-
spect. Prices are the lowest IN the state,
quality Of goods considered. Send foe their
new Catalogue.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

fxPer enee leads many mothers to say
Use Parker's Ginger Tonic because iti especial
good for colds. pain and almost every weakness
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Minn!e-I never noticed before that this
mirror had . wrinkle Ia Il. Mamie-I thought
ypu were able TO see wrinkles In any mirror
you looked info.-Indianapons Journal
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

10 keep things moving, crank goes with
every millionaire.
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happy one.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been q
family medicine with us since 1861. r.
Madison, 2409 42d Ave, Chicago, Ill.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Because a man mods and signs, that doesn'
prove that be belongs to a synod.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

There is language in colors, though som,
are much louder than others
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Jones-Smith is in business for himself.
isn't he? Brown-FOr himself? Well,
should say he is in business for the benefit
Of an e1travagant family.-Brooklyn life.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
A COFFIN SIDEBOARD.
CHASTITY REvELRLs IN "A NEW
YORK SALOON.
LIKE the Paris Cafe of Death--rh.
asV Cellar Where "eaom..- and
cniek"n'" Make Merry Among IN.
sks ssons and skuus

SCORE Of ronick-
Ing. noisy fellows,
young and old,
gathered about a
musty, worm-eaten
bier deep down in a
MUSTER old cellar.
eating bread and
beefstsaks; a coffin
Tor a sideboard,
holding foaming
Wagons and tobies
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

Quicksilver has been rising rapidly e. late
although barometers are way down.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14
PURE CALIFORNIA WINES.

Why pay high prices for poor wines, when
gou can get them direct from the producer.
thus avoiding adulteration and high profits
made by the middle man? We will deliver.
freight free, Sc large bottles-s to the gallon
for S12, consisting Of Port, Sherry, Angel
lea Muscatel, Zinfandel and Riesling. Send
for our price-list. T. VACHE & ca. Los
Angeles, Gala. Mention this paper.
The broad ax., 1896-03-14

n the Baby IL CuttIng Teeth,
D sure and that old and veIl-tried remedy. M
WuEoW's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children TeetAfng.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
A HACKnAN'S WOES.
His Sire Interferes with His Love
Affairs.

His Sire Interferes with His Love
Affairs.
A hack driver who peregrinates
around the neighborhood of Second
South, is having all kinds of trouble in
his love affairs, by courtesy of his
wrathful sire.
The hack driver is enamored of a
maid who has a reputation in need of
repairs, and every. night they meet at
the camping ground of the hackman.
This has been running as smoothly
as a summer holiday until the last week
or two, when the love affairs of the
hackman fell under the eye of his wor-
thy parent Since then the lives of
the cabby and his sweet-voiced maiden
have been a long nightmare-b ehaunted
dream.
Yesterday the claimants sire called at
the police station and told the desk
sergeant and all the patrolmen in sight
that he had among his numerous pos
sessions a gun. He also said that unless
the temptreSS with the false hair and
worse reputation We're kept away from
his son, the cabman he would manipu-
late the gun in such way that the
maid with guile in her heart and paint
on her face would hereafter haunt the
white tombstones of the cemetery in
stead of the boulevard where cabmen
most do congregate.
Hickman sr. will be watched, and
if he makes any play with his alleged
gun, the police are of the opinion that
he will drift away to that land where
there are no clandestine love affairs,
and where guns do not haunt the pistol
pockets of hackmen's sires.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
THAT HARRINGTON GHOST.
IT WEARS HOBNAILED SHOES RUN
DOWN AT THE HEEL.
Hit in the Ribs with Rock 1t Emits
Very Human Grunt-BeIieved
Now 1t Will Quit Haunting.

The Pennington ghost, mention of
which was made in this paper a few
days ago, has not been captured, but
in all probability he will not throw any
more rocks for some time, or haunt the
sagebrush on the Hess ranch.
The word he is used advisedly, for
the sex of the specter has been discov-
ered-that is if clothes count for any
thing.
On Sunday evening two young men of
Harrington declared they would cap
ture this ghost or know the reason why.
One of them went into the brush and
secreted himself, while the other re-
NAMED behind, SO as to get member of
the Hess family to go with him, and
then Developments began. When the
Hess family representative appeared
on the scene with the ghost hunter, a
shadowy form was seen by ghost hun
ter No. to arise from behind a clump
Ghost hunter No. at once laid plans
to track the fellow, but he was too
quick an skirmished around to a point
in the rear of Hess and companion.
Ghost hunter No 2 gave chase in a
quiet fashion and observed that when
the spirit got behind the men he threw
some more rocks.
Then there was trouble. The ghost
was in the act of doing a little more
hurting of rocks when the hunter also
took a stick in the game, and getting
hold of a piece of the old silurian for
nation took a shy at the visitor from
the land where they don't shovel snow
and hit him plump in the ribs.
Now ghosts are not supposed to stop
anything. 1t is doubtful if a good, gen
uine ghost could stop a Waterbury
watch, but when this piece of matter
hit this particular ghost he gave a
grunt which sounded very human. Then
he ran and the ghost hunters after
him.
The wrath made good time, however,
and got away. Yesterday morning they
measured the tracks he left behind.
contrary TO the general belief that
ghosts do not patronize shoe shops, it
was demonstrated that this one did, and
further that the shoes were hob nailed
and that the right one was run down
at the heel An accurate measurement
of the tracks was made and then the
ghost hunters decided they would do
little sporting for themselves. They
found their man, but he objected to any
one measuring his feet, and not hav-
ing authority to commit an assault on
any one, they decided to let him 90
and await developments.
In the afternoon the young man ap-
peared with d new pair of shoes on.
1t is now believed that the ghost will
quit, especially in the light of the state
ment of the same youth that he had a
stitch in his side" and was not able to
work.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18

laundryman brought his painted wagon
TO the police station, where Maud
wiped her tears away and waited for
Developments
Its a funny house we live in said
Maud to Sergeant Livingstone
Its made out OF stones-not very
good ones, they're mixed up so. Some
of them have fell out and I make lit
tie houses out of them. Papa says he's
going to have the stones put back and
the door painted lovely. Oh, there he is
now"
Maud rushed outside the railing
that excludes aliens from the desk
sergeant's Office and put her face
against the sleeve of papa's tweed suit
Then she took up the four loaves and
went off gaily towards the stone house
that was mixed up So
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
nuckIen,s Arniea saIve.

The best salve in the world Cor Cuts.
Bruise-. Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores. letter. Chapped Hands,
Chilblains. Corns and all Skin erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles or no
Pay required. IL is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price. rs cents per box. Fore sale by
z. G. n. I drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
WAIVED EXAMINATION.
james H. Bacon Held to the Distric7

James H. Bacon Held to the District
Court.
Judge Street will, this morning, hear
arguments in the Bacon matter, pro-
vided Judge Varian, who has been i'll
foc some time. is able to appear, and
it is believed he will.
The criminal case against James H.
Bacon, which was to have come up be-
fore Justice Harvey yesterday, was not
heard
The defendant expressed a desire to
waive an examination and after a con-
ference between Mr.. Varian and Mr..
Nye it was agreed that this should
be done.
Whereupon the bonds in the sum of
$500 ON each charge Were entered into
and Bacon released.
1t was stated last night that more of
the depositors would make criminal
charges and that Bacon would be ar
rested again today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
LITTLE TlAUD WAS LOST.
So Kind Hearted Laundry1na
Took Her Under His Wing.

Come into the wagon Maud
A laundryman said this yesterday to
a little faxen haired girl. She was
standing on North Temple with a
face besprinl1led with tears and with
four loaves of bread under her arm.
Maud was lost. She told the laundry
man she lived at 4S7 and that she
ought to be there and the bread ought
to be there The benevolent cleaner of
linen was sorry for Maud. He took
her up among his collars and en-
amelled shirt fronts and drove her
hitherward and thitherward, many
squares around But Maud did not OBJ
serve any familiar sights, and so the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
PROBATE COURT ORDERS.


IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PRO-
bate division. Third Judicial District, in
and for Salt Lake County, State of
Utah-In the matter of the estate of
Joseph c. Cutler. deceased.-N Office
Notice is hereby given that Thomas r.
Cutler, administrator of the estate of
Joseph G.. Cutler, deceased, has rendered
for settlement. and filed in said court,
his final account of his administration
of said estate and petition for final dis
tribution of the residue of said estate
among the persons entitled thereto. and
that Saturday, the 18th day of Septem-
Der, A D. 1896. at 10 o'clock A. NJ. at
the court room of said court, in the coun-
ty court house, Salt Lake city and coun-
ty, Utah, has been duly appointed by
the judge of said court, for the settle
ment of said account and hearing said
petition for distribution. at which time
and place any person interested in said
estate may appear and show cause, II
any there be, why said account should
not be settled and approved and final
distribution made as prayed for.
C. E. STANTON. Clerk.
By A. c. REESE, Deputy Clerk.
Dated August Is, 1896.
Moyle, Zane & CoStigan, Attorneys for
administrator
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
FARMS VS.. c TIES.

You come to us and tell us
that the great cities are in
favor of the gold standard. I
tell you that the great cities
rest upon these broad and
fertile prairies. Burn down
your cities and leave our
farms, and your cities will
spring up again as if by
magic. But destroy our farms,
and the grass will grow in the
streets of every city in this
country. = William Jennings
Rryan
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
JAKE GOT ACTION.
Wanted Earlier Mail and Will
Doubtless Get 1t.

DOuDtIeSS Get II.
Jake Greenwald, sanitary Inspector,
and several eli the other officials of the
joint city and county building, have ex-
perienced deal OF annoyance of late
over the arrival of the mails at the
structure. This included the officials of
the city, state and county.
Yesterday Greenwald got up petit
ton to the chief carrier, c. c. Slade,
and every officer of the three depart
ments signed the same, asking that all
mali matter for the building be de-
livered at the structure before 10
o'clock in the morning and in the eve
ming.
The same was presented last eve
ming and the postal authorities will
endeavor to make arrangements salts
factory TO all the people down there.
Greenwald is getting considerable credi1
from the people in the city hall for his
efforts in their behalf
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18

lard & Stewart yesterday submitted the
following claim for constructing the
Thiede scaffold:
Timber used in scaffold and rent
of canvass and lumber for en-
closing same ............-.-$4 5 90
Lead weights, pulleys and bolts. As 90
Painting Observation-Disclosures. 90
Block and rope for raising weight. 90
Labor of making, setting UP, test
ing and taking down scaffold-. 125 90
Labor in putting UP lumber and
canvass for enclosing scaffold
and taking down same. 25 90
Tctaq ..... $3.50 90
The claim. among number Of 9TH
ers, went over until today.
HAVE NO RECOURSE.
People who did not have their as
sessment rolls corrected before the
board Of equalization have no recourse.
ion on a petition of ]. a. Cunningham
who asked for abatement on alleged
non-taXable property; hence all such
petitions will be denied.
BOUNTY ON SPARROWS.
The ordinance providing for the pay
ment Of bounties on sparrows and their
eggs recently passed by the board was
amended Sc as to prevent any one fill
ing claim for bounties for less than
100 heads or less than fifty dozen eggs
al any one time. Heretofore claims
have been paid for any amount, causing
much additional work
The list of registration agents was
completed yesterday by the appointment
of Joseph f. Schoenfeld for election
precinct No. S6. and B. H. Young for
precinct No. AZ
The clerk was authorized to advertise
for samples and proposals for $50 Aus
tralian ballot booths. Bids viii be re-
ceived un TO September "a. He was
also empowered to employ man to
fix the old ballot boxes.
The board then adjourned until 4
O'Clock this afternoon, when the bond
question viii again be considered.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS,

Marsh E. Thomson to John W..
Charles Stillman to Reuben Simpers
part section &c. township 1 south,
range / east Recommendations. Isl
Joseph Thomson to NJ E. Thomson,
interest in Nina mining claim 5Ot
Henry F. King to Martha c. King,
lots in block 5, Golden Park addi-
uon OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
NJ. E. McEnany to VIM. j. Slice, lots
and 5. block 1, West Temple adj
Hannah S. Lapish to N Y Scho-
field. part lot l. block Sc, plat D.. Il;
Margaret B. Osborn to John e Os-
born, lots and s, block 1, Blyth's
Taylor, Romney, Armstrong Co. to
Orson d. Romney, part lot 4, block
q, plat Observation-Disclosures. g. 25t
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-18
BOND DEAL NOT CLOSED
The Chicago Firm Holds the Tat
ter in Allegiance.
BOARD WILL ACT TODAY
NEW BIDS MAY BE ADVERTISED
FOR AT ONCE.

Farson, Leach & Co. Very $40" IN
Accepting the Contract without
ANY Apparent ReasOn-f;ost OF the
Theide observation-disclosures OF
Instructions to Registration
s-enfs-D. III. Brighton Appointed
Denuty sherif-other Business
Transacted.