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The morning times., 1896-03-23
He Got Things Mixed.

kin you tell me- - he asked, as he got out
or his wagon and entered the police station
the other afternoon" kin you tell me If the
police arrested young man named Jim
Cudbar the other night?''
What night was ito'' queried the sergeant
at the desk.
wall, three nights ago.
Let me see? Yes, here is the name of
James Cudbar. His age is given astwenty
one''
That's the critter. What was he ar
rested fur?''
drunkenness. He was brought in here
as limp as rag
He was, eh? And what was done with
him?'
He was taken into court next morning,
and as it vas his first offeRse, and as he
seemed truly peuitent. the judge let him
go on suspended sentence. DO you know
the young man.
Il guess l do. He's my son Jim!''
''0h. Then you had heard about it?''
mo. sir-not a word, bat kinder had my
suspiShuns. 1t was Jim's birthday the other
day. He cum to town with $50 in his pocket
to buy suit of clothes. When he showed up
the next day he was steppin' high and
wearin' his hat on hisear. WANTED to know
what had happened. and he seZ TO me,
SEE he, Father, seven of them policemen
pitched into me at once, and licked the
hull crowd. 1t cost me a fine OF SEQ, but
you kin be proud OF your fightin' son.
Them was his words, sir, but it seems he
didn't lick nobody"
No"
Didn't have no fightr''
NO"
Didn't get fined no S20?''
NO"
jest got limpy full, let some one rob
him, and then shed tears afore the iedge:''
That's about it. l guess, but If ] were
you, wouldn't---''
That's an interrupted the Old man.
Jim is OF age, but when Il son OF Usine
Gums ilOmc with his hat on his ear, and
talks bout lickn' seven men, and iudooces
me TO pat him on the back and be proud
OF him | want 10 see him out In the barn
fur about ten mints and ak him why he
lied TO mel If anybody a xes about my jim
tomorrow or next day, yoe can say he's
in bed, and under The doctor's care."-
Detroit Free Press.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
THE CAUSE OF LA GRIPPE.
Now Admitted to BE From Deranged
Digestion.

Careful observation in many cases of La
Grippe extending over several years have
gradually developed the fact that il is very
generally caused from dfetetic errors.
In other words during the prevalence of
La Grippe, personS who suffer fr ON Images
ton or stomach troubles are almc st in
varinby victims OF tie epidemic.
This can lie readily understood when you
remember that tie germs OF any disease
cannot gain foothold in the system of a
man woman who is blessed with perfect
digestion, because perfect alGestion means
perfect health, ana such persons can bid de-
rance TO La Grippc or TO any other prevail
ing epidemic.
For this reason physiciaDs have recently
introduced into thelr Lractice the new
preparation know WI as stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets as an almost certain preventive of
La GTippc, as this remedy by givingsperfect
digestion and assimilation of the food
so fortifics tie system against disease that
all danger from this epidemic is reduced
10 a minimum.
SO Popular have Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab
lets Become that il is clHimed within one
month after Icing made known to the pub
lie one hundred and ninety-three druggists
in Detroit, Mich, lone were selling it and
today they pronounce it the most satis-
factory remedy they are selling for all
forms of stomach arrangement.
The price at druggists is but 20 cents for
full sized package.
1t is not CuIe-all, but is recommended
as II cure for Dyspepsia and stomach trou-
blcs only.
A little hook on Stomach Diseases sent
free by addressing Stuart Co., Marshall,
Mich.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
DEATHS OF A DAY.

Raleigh, y. c., March 22.-MayOr John
c. Winder died at his home here at 2
O'Clock this morning, aged Sixty-four, OF
paralysis and heart disease He was the
son OF Gen. John II Winder and was a
graduate of West Point.
He was born ut Southport, " c., He was
engaged in important civil engineer work
in various parts OF The country, and was
for four years CHIEF associate engineer OF
Croton aqueduCt at New York.
He was also connected with the Seaooard
Air Line, first as general manager. and
then as vice president, until last year, and
ranked as one of the abIeSt railway men in
the South He viii be buried here to-
morrow afternoon.
New York, March 22.-Dr. Theodore c.
HeyI, a surgeon tretiredl, In the United
states Navy, died suddenly last night at
the home of his brother-in-law, J. e. Hattie,
10 West Seventy street. Death was
due to heart disease. Dr. Heyl came 70
this city from Philadelphia.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
DUTCH POLITENESS.
Carried to Such an Extent That Ladies'
Bow TO Horses.
Golden Rule.

Social etiquette in the Netherlands is
as interesting as it is peculiar, and in its
extraordinary manifestations il is rev.
eIation OF what constituted the customs of
New York hospitality OF two centuries
ago.
The French are polite, but their polite
ness is nothing as compared with that OF
the Dutch. The visitor notices il as soon
as he arrives in the country, and as ne sees
itinthe street saIutatioRs. EverybodybowS.
nobody mods, and mere touching OF the la-t
is unknown. As in France, the gentleman
bowed for ten years, be is 6eDied the
privilege OF addressing the lady
4 Row is given TO every acquaintance
Dutchman gives an order TO a workman
and takes off his hat with a bow that
would not bring di$Credit to a dude. II
he meets his neiEhbor's footman or kitchen
girl he >alGteS her as he does her mistress,
and the men servants give their TeCogni-
ton on meeting ladies'. Everyone bows On
passing house where aceuaintanCeS reside,
and il is amusing TO see men go by and
take off their hats at the windOws-it is
quite immatcridl whether any of the family
are visible.
Moreover, ladies make a polite bend of
the whole body as they pass houses where
they visit. Tradesmen salute all OF their
customers. A lady is bo wed TO by all of
her fathers. brothers, or husband 5 friends,
and if i Dutch boys father or brother has
ever met lady, that hoy must recognize
her. Every man takes off his hat TO every
other man that he knows the dustman and
the pastor bowling politely IS two lcr,ls.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
HECHT s. co.
5I5 SEVENTH ST.
APPLIED FOR A CHARTER
Branch of the American Federation
Of Labor Organized Here.
Officers Were Elected and al Num-
ber of Local Unions Are
Represented.

A branch Of the American FEDERATION
OF Labor was organized yesterday after
noon at Typographical Temple. The or
gsnization was completed by tie election
or permanent Officers, and lie appoint
ment or the usual committees.
MI. Milford spohn presided. on the
ron call "a sufiiCient number OF CrEaniZa
tions iCiEg IICScnt, u e body IesoIyed i'll
self into a Eranch OF The Federation Mr..
spohn was Cotcd president. Mr.. William
liver vice TrcsiGcnt, Mr. Z. NJ. Roterts
OF Typographical Unicn secretary, and Mr..
] Mckay OF tic Carpenters Union, No. 1870,
treasurer.
Tie secretary was instructed 10 procure
a charter. and committee, OF witch the
dresden; is Chairman. viii sui nit a draft
OF constitution and bylaws.
II il proposed also 10 issue a call to
all the Organized labor bodies OF the city
20 Join The rev local branch.
The next meeting or the body win be
held next Sunday at ESQ p. m at Typo
graphical Temple.
The Printing PreSSmen's Union was
present al TIC meeting, hut did not take
part in the proceedings.
The morning times., 1896-03-23

W hen you wake up this morning and find
frigidity as coLdition and not a theory
confronting you, blame it all on the Weather
Bureau.
At that Institution last night the advice
to hoist the cold wave flag ard the
prediction that the difference in tempera-
ture from last night to this morning would
be twenty degrees pOIarward was given
out. AS result garden-making is post
poned and visions or straw hats are elim-
mated entirely.
or course there is yOluminous tech
ncal basis or scientific compilation for all
this. and u part of il is that there has
been a general rise in pressure embracing
the lake regions, the central valleys and
the Rocky Mountain region. The depreS-
sion central in Ontario Saturday night has
moved eastward TO the vicinity OF New
foundlard- An extensive area of high pres
sure is central over Lake Superior.
RAIN IN THE SOUTH.
Scattered showers nave fallen in the
lake region, the middle and north Atlantic
States. There is an increased eloUdiness
in the southwest with a small area of
precipitation.
A marked fai! in temperature has oc-
CURED throughout the lake regions, the
Ohio and the upper Mississippi valleys, the
lower Missouri valley and the south west.
1t is warmer in the far northwest
Fair and decided colder weather is in
dicated for the Middle and North Atlantic
States, and we suffering Washingt Onians
are supposed to shiyer today around some
portion OF that rather comprehensive sec
tion.
REAL WINTER AGAIN.
II all leads up TO todays prediction, which
is for fair and decidedly colder. with a
northwesterly wind accompaniment to add
to the general discomfort and make the
impulse for the withered chestnut, about
winter lingering in the Jap or spring
But little margin is left for clustering
March to make its exit in the lamb-like
fashion that was presaged by its leOnine
coming in II it is cold today it is not
going 10 be swetering tomorrow, so 1t
has the appearance OF q good old sign
about 10 fail and take advantage OF any
bankrupt nea Sures availahle
The morning times., 1896-03-23
RIVALS SHIPS OF RUSSIA
The Massachusetts, Praised By Rear
Admiral Makaroff.
Critical study of the sturdy New
Fighter shows Her to Be
Superior Craft

Philadelphia, March 22--The battleship
Ma sSaChusetts reached her wharf at
Cramps ship yards this morning from her
builders trial trip at sea
Rear Admiral Makaroff OF the Russian
navy, who was aboard the battleship
Massachusetts during her builders trial
trip. il Spea king OF the vessels perform
anCe, said.
Il was greatly impressed by the care
shown by the Cramps in studying the
workings of the machinery, with view
to improvement, il any might be made.
| was also greatly pleased with the ship
Ten years ago we were accustomed 70
see very old fashioned ships IN Jour Navy.
and We are now glad to see that our friends
have such fine ships every where"
He thought the new American ships as
good as any seen anywhere else. and IN some
respects better than ships OF other nations
As a batUeship he considers the MaSSa
chusetts superior TO many others, especially
in her range OF fire, and he thought she had
an aStonishingly good fore and aft fire.
To get this, however, he thinks she has
sacrificed slightly her freeboard. but as
she is for coast defense he thought this de-
feet was perhaps not important
As compared to the great Russian battle
ships in the Black Sea, Admiral MakarOfr
admitted that he considered the MasSaChu-
sets superior for Concentration in firing.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
REAL WINTER AGAIN
CLOSED THEIR SEASON
Last of the Saengerbund Concerts "A
Splendid success

Splendid success
The musical season OF the Saengerbund
was closed by a brilliant concert AT the
Academy OF Music last night.
There was especial success in the orctes-
alton under the direction or Heinrich
Donch. Miss Mae b. WhiteSeIl. soprano;
]. ]. Fischer. barytone: and Andrea Coda.
clarionet yirtuoso, were on for special
numbers and did wei.
William Waldecker. as usual, con-
ducted the choral numbers OF the Sacnger-
bund. which included "FruhliHgszauber,''
- waldmorgen,'' and My Old Kentucky
Home
Miss whteseu was on for two solos,
as was also Herr Fischer. and all the
artists. choral performers, and orchestra
joined in the finale, the harmonious Cli-
maXof the evening the cantat ia = Columbus -
The music, while grand, was no more so
than the patriotic text of the IibrettO.
which was full of the sentiment of '-GOtt
SchutZe Dich. Columbia
President Frank Claudy introduced Hon.
Simon Wolf. who Complinented the Saen-
gerbund on the fact that its new music
hall and home was soon 10 be a substantial
rpaliZa ton.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
On the Death of j. @. Judge

What Theosophy Really Is'' was the
subject OF the address OF President Gec-ge
NJ. Coffin, delivered before the Theosophi
cal Society OF Washington, last evening, at
iMetzcrott Hall.
After the address the society elected
MessrS. Coffin, Robert l.. Lerch and Mrs.
u. L. Git committee to draft suitable
resolutions on the death OF Mr.. J. @. Judge,
the national president, which occurred
YESTERDAY.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
COMMODORE ILI-FATED.
-Filibuster 81 Gamer Encountered n
Storm and Threw Arms Overboa rd.

Charleston. s. c., March 22.-The little
alleged fihbustering steamer Commodore,
which left this port on the 9th. for Tampa,
with a cargo of arms and ammunition re-
turned here today minus the cargo and
twenty-three of her crew Of thirt y-one men.
The officers will say nothing, but the
steward, who is a Charleston man, says
when in the Florida Keys. the Commo-
dore experienced bad weather and struck
snag, which caused her to leak so badly
that it was necessary TO throw ali her cargo
and much OF her coal overheard TO tighten
her.
The crew became alarmed and twenty
three insisted on leaving the ship in boats.
These twenty-thTee were Cubans. Hansen's
story is considered 10 he fiShy and is not
believed.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
MOVING MOUNTAIN IN FRANCE.
In Its Advance 1t Has Destroyed
Nearly IL Mile of Track.

An object of the greatest interest to
continental Europe at this minute is a
walking mountain in Gard, France, which
ismov wing to ward the river OF the same name
at the rate of fifteen feet a day.
In its advance it has destroyed the ma
chinery and pits Of the Grand Combe Col
Iiery and has also destroyed nearly mile
OF the A lais railway.
A great thing which must he Gonc now
IS 10 prepare NEW channels for the Gard
and Carbon rivers, which arc sure, when
the hcfandsiidccomes,R 70 obecempietely choked
up. Six hundred persons have been obliged
10 leave their homes at Grand Combe. The
lower strata OF the mountain, which rises
sheer from the valley, are grit and green
marl Both have given away, owing to
the utilization of rain.
Yesterday 5000 persons from Mines TO
see the moving mountain from the range
fronting it. The noise it makes is frghtful,
and there are wide cracks in all directions.
Nobody is suffcredtto 20 On the mountain
orinto thc vailes prswhicini it advances.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Good Neighbors.

The editorial saactam OF the Atlantic
Monthly in Boston overIooks the Old
Granary burying ground, at the rear OF
the building A caller at the Office one
day remarked upon the pleasant sur
roundingS Yes" said the editor, re-
fIectively, glanciug out of the window at
the moSs-covered tombStones, "and have
excellent neighborS: they never send in
any manuscripts. World.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Crcltst Banker Is Not Dend.

Phtsbarg, Pa. March pa cablegram
dated Pa ris was received in this city
today from Mr.. Charron, the manager OF
George A. Banker. the American cyclist
IN which he denies the report sent out
last night from Nice to the effect that
Banker mad died in that city OF typhoid
fever. Mr.. Charron's cablegram also stated
that while the cyclist had been very i'll
with the fever lie was now slightly better
The morning times., 1896-03-23
REPUBLICAN CHIEFS RALLY.
Ready for the State Convention to Re
Held in New York CITY

New York, March 22.-DelegateS to the
Republican State convention, which is TO
be held at the Grand Central Palace, this
city next Tuesday. have been arriving here
all day. and tins evening the hotels are
crowded with the upstate Republicans.
All the party leaders ofthe State organiza-
tion are on the ground. and have already
mapped out the program for Tuesdays
meeting. II was definitely decided today
that Senator Cornelius Parsons, OF Roches-
ter, win be the temporary Chairman, and
George n. SouthwiCk. of Albany, will be the
permanent presiding officer. MesSrs. Platt.
Depew Miller, and Lauterbach are slated
for delegates at large to the st. Louis
convention.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
SROT FOR A FEUD.
Fatal Attack on al Postmaster in His
Store at WentzvIIIe, Ark

wentzviIle Ark, March 22.-Friday
Charles Foreman, a merchant, went to the
store OF John Holland, groceryman and
postmaster. TO settle an old feud.
Foreman fired several shots through the
door and then fired one shot at Holland
The latter returned the fire and shot
Foreman in the hand
Foreman turned 10 leave the place when
the postmaster shot him twice i'm the back,
Kill ling him Instantly. Both men are
Cherokee citizens. Holland gave himself
up 10 The authorities OF Going Snake dis
trict
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Preferred the Modern PRAYERS.

This" said the mother in her best
instructive voice, as she guided the child
through the museum, this is a praying
machine used by the benighted heatien-"
Il don't think that is half as nice as
having your pra wing done by the preacher
like we do, 90 you, mamma asked the
small girl.-Iudia napoliS Journal.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Net In Cnhn,s Cause.

New York, March 22.-The cause of
Free Cuba received a Suhstan impetus
tonight at the Grand Central Palace. which
was fairly well crowded with an enthusiasts
tic audience on the occasion OF an enter
tainment In aid OF the sick and wounded
soldiers in the Cuban revolutionary army.
Speeches were made by Congressman vii
liam Sulzer, Signor Rafael Navarro, the
welI-known Cuban patriot, and others
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Profe.snr Mrsterinnslr unrt

Terrc Haute. Ind, March 22.-Professor
Lewis Lepper, physical instructor OF the
city schools, is lying at his home in
serious condition, from injuries which he
cannot account for, and which are sus-
pectco to be the result OF an assault by
some enemy. Friday evening some OF his
pupils found him unconscious on the floor
Of a room at the gymnasium. Although
somewaa better yesterday, he could not tell
how he received long cash in the back
OF hiS head.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
SALISBURY SENDS A LETTER.
Says That Propositions for Arbitra-
tiun Are Pending

London, March 22.-Lord Salisbury has
written a letter to Sir James Stansfeld,
who was chairman OF the recent demon
stration in Queens Hail. in favor of the
principle OF arbitration in all disputes be-
tween Great Britain and the United States,
acknowledging the receipt OF the memorial
adopted ut the meeting. In his letter
Lord Salisbury says
al am glad to be able to inform you that
this question is receiving the consideration
Of her ma1csty's government and that pro-
poSals in the direction indicated by the
memorial are now before the government Of
the United States"
The morning times., 1896-03-23
EVA BOOTH AT CHICAGO.
Salvation rmyCoTnpanderA Addressed
Three Crnwda.d Meetings.


Three Crowded Meetings.
Chicago, March 22.-Commissioner Eva
Booth, temporary commander Of TIE SAL
walton Army in America, delivered three
speeches today at army headquarters.
In her afternoon address only was any
mention made to the discord in army
ranks. This afternoon she said that she
had been asked to make statement, but
had nothing to ada to what had already
been said by Ter father, Gen. Booth.
over twenty commanding officers, she
said, We're transferred at the time that OF
BallingtoB Booth was ordered. OF this
number five were Of the Booth family
and she WAS oBe OF the five. The transfers
We're made only in accordance with the
policy OF the army that no commander
remain in any one territory over five
years at a time.
TIE Chicago headquarters OF the army
Seats about 2,200 people. and it was
filled TO oycrilowing at each OF tUday's
meetings.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
An rnfor,unate Experimept

She filIed her lamp with X-ray oil that
night when Willie called;
And OH the sight that met her eyesl It
very much appalled,;
For as she flashed IL on his heart, and
gazed intent within,
So frightful To her hopes was il, il made
her poor head spin.
-Harper'S Bazar
The morning times., 1896-03-23
His Rlunder.

II wish you would lind out how / have
offended Miss Makeup
What did you say to herr
IL wanted to compliment her on her fine
appearance, and merely asked her III she
had all her war paint on, and she hasn't
looked at me ."-4De tsoit Free Press.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
business Section Burned

Berrien Springs, March 22.-Thc b,isi-
ness portion OF this village was burned
this morning. The fire. which was
discovered in a vacant building, was of
iucendiary origin. Seven buildings. in
Guiding the postoffce. were burned. The
loss on buildings and stock is $50, GOO.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
A SECONDARY FIRE.
Bit Him in rhe Hand.

William Hart, an EngliShman, twenty
eight years old, living at No. S0T Ninth
street, came to Emergency Hospital last
Right su uffering from wound in the right
hand. caused by human bite. II was
stated that Hart had a light and re-
ceived the punishment in this way.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Not Likely TO BE Dtsappo,uted

An inquiSitive person passing along
country road stopped TO talk with a farmer
hoeing corn.
Your Germ is smaH,' said the inquisitive
person.
Yes. planted that kind" replied the
farmer.
1T looks yellow"
II planted yellow corn
Il don't think you'n get more than half
q crop"
Don't expect tO-l planted il on shares
Buffalo Courier.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Mr Arnnsnn Here.

Rudolph Aronson of the Bijou Theater,
New York, arrives this morning to per
sonaliy super rintend the production Of
'GentleInan joe at the Lafayette Square
theater tonight. The company arrived yes
terday.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
On Chargrs of Larceny.

George Gross, Coiored was arrested last
night in the Fourth-pFecinct on the charge
OF larceny. Robert Young is the COM
plainant and Policeman Muller the officer.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
JACK FROST IS NOT DEAD
Twenty Degrees Drop Promised
for Today.
COLD AND CLEAR WITH WIND

1t Begun Up In Ontario Saturday
Night and Is Sweeping south ward
Way Down South the Mercury
VIII Fall and Winter Polish Up
It's Arms.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Shooter Boxley Under Arrest

William Boxlcy. The colored bar tender,
who, while trying to shoot Robert Lee
Saturday night, as told in The Times of
yesterday, wounded two limo cent men,
was arrested last night in the Third pre-
cinct.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
RECORD OF RoBBERIEs.
Four Victims Report Losses to the

Robbers were reported to the police
yesterday as follows:
William Weber, No. 1929 Sixth street
southwest. had stolen silver watch, re-
volycr and razor.
David Chambers, Hurst Place, clothing
and $40.
John L. Campbell, No. IL Eleventh street
southeast, poCketbook and SO.
Washington Bailey, No. 96 Fenton street,
oYeTcoat.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Nfrs. Evans VIII Recelxe.

Berlin, March 22.-Mrs. Evans. wife OF
Capt. Evans, military attache TO the United
States embassy, VIII receive the members
OF the American colony in Berlin on
Tuesday.
The morning times., 1896-03-23

London, March 22.-George Stevens, of
the Bolingbroke Club. offers a purse OF
81 = 900 for fight between Corbctt and
Mitchell in London. He also offers
$500 to each man for training expenses.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Fell and Broke Her Leg

Mary Riley, domestic, employed at No.
1910 Maryland avenue, fell down stairs
yesterday and broke leg. She was
treated at EmerGenCS Hospital.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
yylu Not Go IncounItn

BE rim. March 22.-The emperor. in
consequence OF his annoyance at the dis
Closure OF flisF attention to visit Rome
incugDito at Easter. .-fiaS abandoned theidea.
The morning times., 1896-03-23

WHE years supply of but
ter donated to Fenci-
l bles Fair by Glib
BONS, Butter Dealer, was
won on ticket No. 1155, held
by Frank p. Norton. of the
G.. P. O.
The morning times., 1896-03-23
Badness
Falling Hair, Dandruff,

Facial Blemishes and skin Diseases promptly
and permanently cared BR j. SEMMES,
1e4 14th st, near G.
Gffce and Residence.