Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1896-12-10

most Sluuple, however, ana as ISpoIlSu,
one of the most effectual, is to admins
ter to the patient a pint OF milk, and
forty minutes afterward an emettc OF sui |
phate OF zinc The fluid easily passes
the obstruction, and is of course, rapidly |
Goa gu ated in the stomach into more or |
less solid mass, which, on icing elected, |
forces the obstruction before it and SO CT
fects It's removal
If Won are weak, tired, and nervous,
Hoods Sarsaparilla just what you need.
Try it.
Sharley needn't mind that little pain
in is side with SO, 1000 to poultice it.
If Germany doesn't behave herself we
will have to quit eating souerkraut.
Mckinley is soon to show his slate and
soon after Grover will hang out his
shingle.
As there is snow north, south and west
of us, it is hard to tell where the warm
waves are to come from.
TO cure all old sores, to heal al indolent
ulcer, or to speedi,- cure piles; you need
simply apply DsWitt's Witch Hazel oalye
according To directions. Its magic IKE
tctiuE will surprise you
REDICK g. GROHMANN.
They are complaining about the water
supply in Chicago and at the same time
are closing up the bucket shops.
Bryan now demands 5000 for lecture
cash in advance. 1t would appear from
tn is that there are other advance agents
of prosperity.
Pet polecats are becoming fashionable
in NJ massachusetts,. Those Yankees al
ways were inclined to go a little beyond
common scents.
There has been a good deal said since
the election about the toy states out
west They might be utilized now for
Christmas presents.
A movement has again been started IN
Boston to pnt clothes on Bacchante. 1t
certainly does seem a marble hearted
proceeding to leave the poor girl without
clothes this weather.
The length of life may be increased by
lessening its dangers. The majority OF
people die from lung troubles These may
be averted by promptly using One Min
ute Cough Cure.
REDICK g. GRoHMANS
Magic music is new indoor game
that is at present very popular.
The lot of the conductor or motorman
is not one to be envied in weather such
as this.
Crushed velvet toques are much worn
by fashionable women, those of violet
being tremendously in vogue.
And now the dealers in sleds smile JOY
fully and pnt forth their ware with con-
idence.
Preparing delicacies for the sick means
livelihood to many woman who could
not earn penny any other way.
A few of us know that rubber shoes
were originally called robber shoes, they
having been devised for the stealthy use
of burglars.
1t is strange but true that the tiniest
specimens of femininity will as rule
select bull dog for pet IN preference
| to toy terrier,
ing, and not weakening, small but effec-
five-sucb are the qualities of DeWitt'S
Little Early RiserS, the famous little pills.
REDrCK & GROHMAYY.
Mother-You say your husband no
longer spends his evenings at the club?
Daughter-I soon broke him of that,
Mother-How did you manage it?
Daughter-Before going to bed I put
two easy chairs together by the parlor
| fire, md then held a match to a cigar
until the room got faint odor of smoke.
Mother-Charlie, you said you'd been
to Sunday school.
Charlie with faraway look )-Yes'n
How does it happen that your hands
smell fishy?
Charlie-I-I carried home the Sun
day school paper, and the outside is all
about Jonah and the whale
There were 81, 900 polling places in the
United States at the recent election
Texas had the most 4,o22. Delaware had
the fewest.
All the Queens daughters were taught
to swim when very young. The daugh-
ters of the Prince of Wales could swim
before they could read.
The old lady was right when she said
the child might die if they waited for the
doctor She saved the little ones life
with q few doses of One Minute Cough
Cure. She had used it for Group before.
REDICK & GRoHMANY.
IT'S strange that an eye opener gen
orally has the opposite effect on most
men.
The wise man faring forth into the
country for pleasure these days taketh
with him his bathing garment and skat-
ing shoon.
The conductors now tell waiting fem
inine passengers that their car is a smok-
ing one, but the information rarely de-
ters any of the gentler sex from crowd
ing into them.
Though it is satd that wish made up
on shooting star is boand to come true
there are very few who can collect their
thoughts quickly enough to wish for
anything before the star is gone.
A violet bath is now the luxurious fad
of the girl who wishes to be beautiful.
How often we hear the remark. 81
won't come to see you until you call
first
Little folks in the cars now indulge i'll
much conversation abont Santa Claos
and Christmas gifts.
Don't let man take cold by stand
with uncovered head as he talks to You
on the street.
Let woman be weighed down with
responsibilities and she will far more fire.
queutly fight her way out of them than
succumb to them
How horribly old ii makes you feel to
have person mention something hap
pening twenty years ago. and have to be
obliged to confess that you remember it.
Hotel Willard.
Reupened and now ready for the
accommodation Of toe travelling pub
lie.