The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-01-01

J 0VVGlGE'
'lLX PURE
England has put her arsenals
toS work to manufacture guns
for shipment to Canadain January.
This should be looked upon as de-
claration of war, and SO treated by
this country. Tho British should
not be allowed to strengthen the
Canadian Notifications, or to arm
the Canadians.
England has become SO accus-
toned to bluffing small nations and
people without arms or means of
deiending themselves that she i'm
agined that sho could play the samo
game on tho United States. She
has tried it, and thero is no moro
astoundod people anywhere than
the English are today.
When most needed it is not unusal
for your family physician to be away
OF Mr.J. Y. Schenck, editor of the Cad
do, Ind. Ter, Banner, when his little
| girl, two years of age, was threatened
it'll severe attack of Group. He
says: "My wife insisted that go for
the doctor, but as our family physician
was ont of town purchased a bottle. OF
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which
relieved her Immediately. l will not be
without it in the future" 20 and 90
cent bottles, for sale by q. w. NJ. Hootf.
Sheriff Sine of Taylor county,
was indicted twice by the grand
jury for letting prisoners leave Jail
and loaf about the stroets of Mid
dlebourne. Tho sheriff violated the
law he swore to obey, and tho judge
as was his duty gavo tho matter in
charge of the grand jury.
Tho news from Cuba is to tho Of
feet that tho insurgents arc gaining
ground daily. They will win and
Cuba will be free republic. That
is to bo tho ultimate result of tho
Cuban war.
Major @. II. Picton is manager of the
State Hotel, at Denison, Texas, which
the travelling men say is one OF the best
hotels in that section. In speaking OF
Chambcrlrin's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy Major Picton says: 81
have used it myself and i'll my family
for several years, and take pleasure in
saving consider it an infalible cure
for diarrhoea and dysentery. l always
recommend it, and have frequently ad-
ministered it to my guests at the hotel,
worthy OF unqualified endorsement
For sale by G. w. NJ, Hooff,
On account of smallpox good
many towns are quaranuning
against Wheeling, Bclloiro and
Martins Ferry. An ounce of pro.
vention is worth pound of euro.
Let our Board of Health, bo vigi-
liant.
There is great deal of whoop-
ing cough among the children in
this place.
Tho dovil is not anxious about
tho souls Of people who expect to go
to heaven on their own morits.
The wife OF Mr.. d. Robinson, prom
inent mmberman of Hartwick, N. Y.
was sick with rheumatism for FIVE,
months. In speaking, OF it, Mr.. Robin
son SAYS: "Chamberlnin's Pain Balm
is the only thing that gave her any. rest
from pain. For the relief of pain 1t
cannot be beat" Many very bad cases
| nv
For sale at 80 cents per bottle by G. w.
NJ. Hooff.
People who novor worry do a
good deal of missionary work they
don't get credit for.
The main reason why there are
not moro good boys is because there
arc not moro good fathers.
Tho Supreme Court will re. con-
veno at Charleston, January 9TH.
All Americans who love thoir
country believe in enforcing the
Monroe doctrine to the letter.
Senator Elkins will be chairman
of the committee to investigate the
geological survey.
why Io Took Shampoo.
Barber-Poor Jim has been sent to
a lunatio asylum.
Victim (in ohair)-Who's jim?
Barber-Jim is my twin brother,
sir. Had long been brooding over the
hard times, and suppose he finally
got crazy.
Victim-Hum Not unlikely.
"Yes. Ho and mo has worked side
by side for years, and wo wero sc
alike you couldn't tell each other
apart. We both brooded good deal
too. No money in this business now"
"What's the reason?"