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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24

En- las llagas 6 dlceras, heri-
das de cualquier arrna. panadl-
zos 6 siete cueros, tumores de
cualquler procedencia. picadu-
ras de insectos ETC., denuestran
la bondad de este farnaco que
no debe faltar en- ninguna casa.
w- DEPOSLTO en- La Farnacia
de LERMETY. Sc reco-
mienda como SECURE y rapido
prrthcador de Ia sangrew
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24
nunnnRo PEpslCAs

Froducen buena digeation el esFolNago"y y mejor
asmilacion. nutricon alimentac"n en- los intesti-
nos delerados S venden las Roticas le IN lsla
vale reales la eaiita co tenendo instruction
43 pildoa Son inapreciables para eyar toia clase
de dispepsas Dep6sito general en- Ia fai D1acta dc
G0titeTn4ety. lo-l4
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24

Soluci6n la Charada de aver
GALA We RA
wULIAN SILVA SAN JUSTO MUM. I8
DEPOSITO DE MAQUINAS DE CO.
SER -COMPRA, VENTA Y AL.
QUILER.-Se dan plaxos 10 mismO
las nuevas que las usadas garantiza.
~ das, siendo responsible Ia misrna
maquina; lanzaderas agujas de todas
elias Do para las mismas infinidad de &C.
cesorias diflciles de enumerar. Ademas se
oOmpran venden muebles usados.-San
Juan Puerto Rico. (31 D. 96.)
ALRACEN Libreria de Olimpio Ote,
ro.-(Ponce) Puerto Rico.-DUPONIm - -
Una Care on de una j6ven.--Op l8, AZ
centavos.-Canci6n h1ngara.-Op ~, rs
centavos. os.-DELIBEs.-Sil la Ninfa
de niana.-Pizzicatto, l peso.-DELA-
NOY -siempre.-Vals, so centavos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24
D0cT0R DON eER0NIa0 RISRAL

MEDICO CIRUl ANt.-Proca Auta 4" ia
Isla de cuba donde liza eiara do durante l9 amos
les hospitales de pals ofrcee nj pinHce Gu gen"
raj, espec alnente ara las enerme" AIDES dc Ia u-
jeres-y de los n hos lnternamente recbe or3enes
el 4OTEL DE FRANCsA cale de la Fortaeza - re
a de Il tar 4e. Gratis para los pobre- l5=
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24
q r A N A D | N A s

GRA N Adm As
llor5 en- tn pecho. y tn pecho
no 40 conmovi6 tiquiera.
Lore en- la piedra, mis- lagrimas
shciaron hoyo en- la piedra.
NSuspiros que 20 to envio,
suspiros que td daras,
no podran deeirae NADIA
porque no SO b de encontrar.
Ausente de ii me muero
pienso, al cerrar los ojos,
que acaso cuando los cierre
te habras de mirar en- otros.
Miguel J6menez AQWSnO.
If1aE r. SllVA.-TETUAN 37.---N
ra cor vista tambian Dor cable sobre todas pagas
nspana sas oantdades menores de Is pesos GU
aobre plszas prncipaes Franca Alemana Ausa no
goa Holana bnamarca. Bulgaria. Russia sueoia Noruegs
sufza Italia. Portugal Servia, TurQuia 0reoa-
Argeaa Bgpto sir1a Tdnssobrs New-York santo Dou1r
e8 Iaa de Cuna
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24

Una sonora Dice sU T1aTIEEE:
-Te voy hacer IN Trgalc pracioso
que voy & encargar uu eecultor Sc tra'
ia de un busto de mama Lo Qui8res en
bronco en- marmol?
Pre- feriria verlo.... en ti-IFa.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24
El OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES =

Perfumeria Gale de la Cruz numero u. surtido ge
neral de 10 meor que perfu1mseria Sc fabrica e, q
barbera. Limpeza servicio nmejorable. Sc &C
miten abonados por meses ---SergtO LccONpte.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1896-02-24
H.PAs0N RIVERA RUCEsoR DE

surtido quncenslmente meiorado ATar'arc as, Fe-
rretera ' Ouineala Operaciores ri c0ntado. Ad,
mite ventas en- comsi6n 4 un tauto por ciento l5-2
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10

And now comes the STRONG Testimonial
of Judge Edwin @. White, Of Hyde
Park, VT, who Is one Of vermont's
most eminent and widely known states
men and Judge Of the Probate Court.
Judge White says, II have used DR..
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve rem
edy in my family and am pleased to say,
with good results. My wife had been
troubled with indigestion, which pro-
duced nervousness which might have
been serious and At times troubled her
greatly. We had tried many thinas for
her relief, but without success.
II saw the wonderful cures claimed
for Or. Greene's Nsrvura and resolved
to give it trial, and IL gives me pleas
ure to say,..I am glad did. My wifi
now sleeps we'll and is greatly benefited
from indigestion, having had only ous
slight rsturns( where they had been daily
since taking the Nervura. give per-
mission to print this unqualified test
monial.
Can anyone hesitate to use this great
cure. Dr.. Gresne's Nsrvura bood and
nerve remedy, when SO many eminent
statesmen, public officials and prominent
men known all over our country advie
you to use 1t because It CURED them Or
their familiesa You know that the words
Of these great men are given only in tie
cause of truth and because they know
Dr. Greens's Nsryura cures and they d.
sire to see the siok made we'll.
DR.. Greens's Nefyura il physicians
prescription, the dfseoyery lot the mott
successful specialist IN curing nervous
and chronic diseases. DR.. Greene, of "a
Temple Place, Boston. Mass, hence " Is
Of necessity perfectly adapted to cure,
and health and strength always follow
It's use. DR.. Greene onn DO consulted
without charge in regard to any oass
personally or by letter.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10

presented. La Belle Elise, the sensation
al of all sensational dancers, will be seen
in Ter startling act. and also the Demp-
sey Sisters, versatile dancers. The
whole production will be under the di.
rect supervision of Mr.. Hilton Aborn,
who will appear in the leading comedy
role, which is guarantee of fun galore.
Don't forget the daily matinees, which
will begin Tuesday at Q p. NJ. Seats
now on sale for the entire engagement.
Ryan's Benefit.
just look at the attractions that Mr..
". j. Ryan, the blind musician, offers
for his benefit next Wednesday evening
at Gospel Mission Hall, Mrs. Fanny
Halves and Miss Bertha f. Thompson,
sopranos, Mr.. W. j. Gateiy, tenor. Mr..
A. s. Nacreadie, baritone, Messrs.
Skillings and Green, speoialties, and the
Careiotto Quartette, composed of Mrs.
F. L. Thompson and Miss Fanny C.
Horne, mandolins, Miss Rife r. Chase
and Mrs. Flora NJ. Elgee, guitars, and
Mrs. r. M. Knowles, acoompanist.
Tickets at Hawes's music store.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10
HAYDN Association.

AT the regular rehearsal held Monday
evening at Kotzschmar hall, action was
taken on the recommendation of the
board OF management cutting down
the initiation fees and yearly assess.
ments OF active members. It was unani-
mously voted that the annual assessment
shall be three dollars for gentleman
and two dollars for lady and the init
alton fee shall be two dollars for q gen.
tleman and one dollar for lady. By
this action gentlemen pay I'VE dollars
the first year instead of eight aud ladies
three instead of five, while the yearly
assessments are made two dollars less
for gentlemen than formerly and one
dollar less for ladies. This radical
change is made possible, and could not
safely be done otherwise, by the large
increase nf associate mem bers, paying
an annual fee of five dollars, emitting
them to two seats at each concert and
two admissions for themselves and
friends at any regular rehearsal.
The members already enrolled and
promised, warrants the expectation that
the full complement of 100 associate
members will soon be realized. 1t is very
encouraging to know the people of
Portland continue to hold the work of
the association in high esteem, witness
ing their appreciation by their hearty
support. 1t Is believed the action reduce
ing the fees Of active members will be
approved by all. 1t certainly makes the
privileges of the association available
to larger number OF singers who c4n,
not afford tosneRlect the advantages Off
cred az such small expense.
Now is the time to send in names Tor
active and associate mem bership.
GEORGE B. FRENCH.
Portland, October Q, 1895.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10
DEAF Hs.

In this city. Oct 9, Miss Margaret Gordan
Notice of funeral hereafter
In this city, Oct 8. Bartholomew F. O'Don-
nell, aged 80 years.
Funeral Sunday afternoon at LIB O'Clock
from NO. p Centre street. Services at the
Cathedral OF the Immaculate Conception at 1.3O
O'clock.
In this city. Oct. 9, Julia OBrien, aged 80 yrs.
Funeral Sunday afternoon at 1.45 O'Clock,
from No. 222 Fore street. Services at the Cath
edral of the Immaculate Conception at 2.15
O'Clock.
At Greeley Hospital. Oct. O. Lewis Stone, aged
81 years,-member OF Co. II. 9th Reg. N. Y.
Artillery volunteers.
GServices at 10 O'Clock at Greeley Hospitall
in East Deering, Oct. $. Mrs. Rachel Ann
Rumery. widow Of Samuel Rumery. aged ee
years 10 month"; IL days
In Gorham, Oct. 8, Roscoe 7. Rowe, agea
53 years.
Funeral Sunday afternoon at O'Clock, from
his late residence.
In standish, Oct. 5, Miss Hester A. R. Free
man. aged "a years 10 months % days.
In W6stbro0k, Oct g. Mrs. Emily JONES' aged
81 years, wdow.of Charles Jones of Windham
Funeral Sunday afternoon at 100 O'Clock.
from ler late residence.
In Westbrook. Oct 6, ThaddIe L. Jackson
aged IA months
In hallowell, Oct 4, A. L. Campbell.
IN AUGUSTA. Oct. 2. Mrs. Mary E. Oldham.
SO years.
In Glenburn. Oct. 8, Sophia Megquier, aged
aged 50 years
In Orland, Oct. 8, Richard Saunders, aged
90 years.
ln Randolph Oct. 1, Miss BERTHE HutchiDs,
aged "a years
In Buehi Sept, %. Mrs. Maria f. Curtis
aged 20 years.
In Ellsworth, Sept %, George P. Osgood.
aged SIS years.
In Wnsiow. Sept. %, Miss Ethel Friest.
In Alton Sept. 27. Mrs. Lorana Morrill,. aged
70 years
In ArpvIe SAINT "a (barIae RowIev aged
80 years.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10

The greatest and best known of our
Greene's. Nervura blood and nerve reme-
dy. Women in every walk of life enthu-
siastioally proclaim the wonderful pow.
ers of this truly grand medicine to cure.
to make the sick well, to give back
health and strength to weak, tired. nerv-
Gus and debilitated people.
Hon. Henry Robinson, Mayor of Con-
cord, N. H., says, II have found health,
strength, buoyanoy and courage BY the
use Of DR.. Gresne's Nervura.
Senator Frank Plumley Of Mortified,
VT. says. II used DR.. Greene's Nervura
for exhaustion with entire success
State Attorney Of Vermont, W. H.
Taylor, of Hardwiok. VT, says, "My
wife profited by the use OF DR.. Greene'a
Nervura for neuralgia, and extreme nerv-
Gus condition and sleeplessness. have
no hesitation in recommending it's use. -
Senator Geo, w. Randall of Waterbury,
VT, says. "Dr. Greene's Neryura cured
me. 1t is a good thing, yes, grand
thing, for I have found it SO in my
case"
Hon. Geo. W. Wing, Mayor of Mont
pslier, Vt, says, II have used DR..
Greene's Nervura in my family with
marked and decided benefit"
Senator Victor /. Spear, of Braintree,
VT, says s'My wife was troubled with
nervous debility bordering on nervous
prostration and had eczema. DR..
Grsene's NeFvura produced very salts
factory results. So
Senator George A. Morse. of Norris
Vile, Vt, says. II have used DR..
Greene's Nervura 10 my family. 1t has
been of benefit to us in sleeplessness
arising from nervousness. / recommend
10 to anybody"
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10

A committee has been elected to visit
sick members. 1t consists Of the follow
ing members: Lieut.. Sawyer, Priyates
sustin, Slower and Ostenburg. 1t has
been voted to give reception &c all ex-
mem pers of the company In the near fu-
ture, and the, following elected to COM
plete arrangements: Capt. Dow, Lieut..
Welch, Lieut., Sawyer, Corp. Iidbaok,
Corp. jeffrey and Private Crockett.
They are instructed to communicate
with the "White Coatsn and Veteran AS
ISOLATION with the purpose of promoting
closer intimacy between the old and
young associates of the company since
its formation, which dates back to 1903.
Some who were members in "the twent-
ies'' are still living.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10
MARRIAGES.

In this city. Dot. 8. by Rev. Dwight M. Pratt,
James A. Whipple and Miss Ada E. Manchester
In South Portland, Oct. 8. DyiWm. Wood,
James Sutherland and Miss Fannie D. Daley,
both of South Portland.
In Bangor. Oct. 8. Albert Weston and Miss
Christina E. Matson of Kingman.
In Dexter, Sept 80, George iR, AucOck and
Miss Nettie.M. Royal.
In Calais, Sept %, Hezekiah Greenlaw and
Mrs. Fields.
In Linconville, Sept. 20, Lloyd L. Walker and
Miss Rosa j. Pendleton.
In Kittery, Sept 30. Joseph G. Amazeen and
Miss Parthenia R. Hathaway.
In Mercer Sept. %. Clair g. Yeaton and Miss
Ethel R. Tibbetts.
In Buckfeld. Sept. 80. A. T. Cole and Miss
Josephine E. Caldwell.
In Bangor, Sept. 30, Jeremiah N. Richardson
and Mrs. Martella M. Richardson.
In Bangor. Sept. 80, George Ware and Miss
Lottie May Courtney.
In Rockport, Sept 80, Ralph A. Perry and
Miss Georgia A. Demmons.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10
Sudden Death.

Miss Margaret Gordon died very sud-
denly at her home, No. SO State street
yesterday morning. She is lady of ad-
vaDced years. She arose as usual and
was proceeding with her dressing when
she fell dead. Death was probably caused
by apoplexy OF heart disease.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10

the lady who took the five dollar
4 bill on Friday in mistake at n. Y. Ian
RABIES store (stationery counter) Will re-
turn to same place will much oplige' ~,
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10

ITO LET-House No. $50 State street, con-
Il tanning II rooms, with modern conyen-
fences and perfect repair; steam neat
JOHN F. PROCTOR, Centennial BLOCK. vi
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-10-10
RINES BROS. COMPANY.

RIO LET-The dry goods store occgpid BY
l W. W. Cutter in Odd FELLOWS ,sns f+ Do ; tk
basement The store is centrally located
and lighted by electric lights. lnqu Ire OF
~. W. STILES, Hawks coal ONCE Y. b.
Woodman's drug store, City Westprook.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18
Hunting the Wild Goat.

The wild goat or Rocky Mountain goat
as it is lndiscrlminately called, is spe-
cies of big game rarely hunted by sports
men. This is not so much because OF
the difficulty Of killing the animal, nor
because of its actual rarity. 1t is stupid
animal, easily shot when once found. 1t
is not. however, found in the usual nunt-
ing grounds, as are bear, deer, elk. etc.
1t is remote from the common localities.
but where found is in goodly numbers.
1t ranges very high up in the mountains.
above timber line usually, among rocks
and cliffs. This requires great labor to
get to it, but once there the hunter will
get his game nine times out of ten.
If you care to read of goat hunt made
in the Bitter Root Range in Montana. in
the fall of 1895. send six cents to Chas.
S. Fee, General Passenger Agent, North
ern Pacific Railway. St. Paul, Minn., for
Wonderland '96, which recounts such q
hunting expedition.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18

BROKEN PROMISES.

The press, under the control OF the
gold contractionists, is still engaged in
the task of writing up prosperity that
has not materialized. Many even of
those employers of labor who, prior to
election, strove to influence the votes Of
their workmen by showing them large
orders contingent on the election of Mr..
Mckinley, such as would ensure to them
work during the winter months, have
been unable to start up their mills and
factories. Whether the orders were mere
fictions in the FIST place, gotten up to
fool voters. or have been withdrawn
since Mr.. McKinley's election, we do not
know. But the wage Garner, induced by
the announcement of the existence OF
such orders to vote, perhaps, against his
better judgment, has not found the
steady employment and revival promised
upon Mr.. McKinley's election. Indeed.
far from finding employment, he has in
many cases lost employment; far from
securing an advance in wages, he has
suffered cut. Thus, among the larger
establishments we find the Michigan Car
Com pany's works, at Detroit. shut down
indefinitely and 1,500 men out of work,
while the Pullman Company has cut
wages. So, too, the CARPET mills of
Alexander Smiths Sons, at Yonkers,
employing 1000 hands, have shut down.
And what is the reason given? Ware
houses full Of carpets and the election
not having brought expected orders, a
shutdown became necessity That
the election has brought no orders is not
surprising, for as the farmer did not
wake up the morning after election to
find more money IN his corn cribs and
wheat bins, pig pens and cattle sheds
than the day before, his ability to buy
carpets has not grown. And his ability
will not grow until he gets more money
for his crops, until he gets better prices.
and Mr.. McKinley's election is pro-
mise OF lower prices. The prospect of
market for carpets is remote enough
Philadelphia American.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18
! sPAIN,s 1NFAMY.

Spain will rue the day Of the cold
blooded murder of Antonio Maceo. If
appearances are not misleading, if the
reported circumstances be verified, Spain
is guilty of the most dastardly deed in
modern times. The commander Of the
Cuban armies, a gallant soldier and a
valorous and honorable foe, against
whom Sprnish arms coulG not prevail,
was inveigled through trust in military
honor, which all civilized mankind surely
observes, into deliberately plotted am
buscade, and there, with his staff, shot
down like dogsi in cold blood! A Conan
che Indian has more honor. This is che
story Of how Antonio Maceo was foully
done to death by Spain, as it is SO far to
be- collected from the news from Cuba.
II will thrill the world with horror.
Spain cannot escape the execraton of
the Christian world. Spain didit. The
thrice damned miscreants who contriyed
the cowardly and devilish pertidy were
Spain's highest representatives-Spanish
soldiers, forsooth! 1t is fitting climax
of Spanish infamy in Cuba. Murder,
assassination, pillage, arson, the indis-
crimlnate slaughter even OF children and
the aged and infirm, the violation of
women-this is the "war" that Spain is
waging in Cuba. 1t is an insult to
honorable men to call 1t war. The un.
speakable Spaniard has gone too far. He
had already filed to the full, and brim-
ming over, the measure of his infamies.
aud he had already aroused the hot in
dignation Of Americans almost beyond
the point of self restraint. This black.
conspicuous, ineffable atroc;ty will be
the signal for action throughout the
United States. 1t does not matter what
the American government may do or
forbear to do Americans are IN the
Cuban revolt henceforth. The Cuban
insurrection will spread throughout the
union. We axe rich; our young men are
adventurous; we have supplies and SOL
diers beyond reckoning; we have military
skill; we can send tens of thousands of
men to Cuba to wipe the accursed
Spaniard off the face Of that fair and
outraged island. We can do it, no mat
ter what the attitude OF our government
may be-. Butit cannot long stand, if 1t
would, against the hot indignation OF the
American people. This is the point we
have come to. Within thirty days time,
if late accounts prove true, there will be
angry mutterings of men in this union to
avenge the deep damnation of the taking
| off of Antonio Maceo And what Ameri-
can can contemplate the atrocious scene
of the patriots assassination and not cry
out for free Cuba?-Sioux City Journal.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18

An upholstered Pullman tourist car is
run every Wednesday by the Northern
Pacific. This car leaves St. Paul 2:45
D. M, Minneapolis 3:2O p. M, reaching
San Francisco the following Monday
morning. Double berth only 5000. For
tickets and reservations, write to any
ticket agent N. P. R'y Co., or to Chas. s.
Fee, Gen. Pass. Agt., St. Paul, Mimi.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18
For Ocean Steamship Tickets

Via any steamship line crossing the
Atlantic, aGlowest rates for first cabin,
second cabin and steerage, both outward
and prepaid, apply to H. E. Thayer,
agent, Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
Railway, Canton, S. d.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18
FARM LOANS.

We have an unlimited amount OF
money to invest in Farm Loans at low
rate Of interest. Call at the Sioux valley
Bank, Hudson, South Dakota.
NJ. G. REMsBURG. Cashier.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1896-12-18
MONEY TO LOAN

On real estate. Call on L. H. LARSEN,
Cashier Canton State Bank. 36tf.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1896-05-04
WILLIAM E. RUSSELL.

The silver agitation, if successful, would be injurious to business and all interests; would reduce all savings and investments, lessen the value of wages and seriously impair the nations credit, which ought under all conditions and all circumstances be kept inviolate.
 'sIn my opinion, the Republican par ty, both in it's platform and it's candi- date, is likely to compromise on this question. The Democratic party will then have great opportunity by taking will then appeal to the business and conservative interests of the country, and, I should think, merit their support. Both principle and expediency, there- fore, suggest this course. It is ill line with the traditions and principles of the party and with the admirable rec ord of the present administration. I do not think tho question is one which can or ought to be evaded or straddled.
 No doubt there is wide difference of opinion upon it in the Democratic ranks. This difference, I presume, will lead to agitation and discussion, but, trust, also to sound conclusion without compromise. Time and prosperity will surely end the silver agitation.
 If the Democratic party in the con. vention takes firm position against silver legislation, I believe it will be not only stronger in the campaign of 1896, but also in the future, whatever the result of the coming campaign may be. If the Republican party is success ful ill the coming election, it is likely by some sort of compromise legislation to combine silver with high protection. The fear of this ought to weaken that party in the campaign. If it and it's compromise legislation are successful, there will come reaction iii the eoun- try against it and to the benefit of the Democratic party, since the latter will have in it's convention opposed compro- mise and stood firmly for sound money. {"
 I asked ex-Governor Russell to say something on the tariff, but he declined.
 The money question, he said, lis the all important question, and don't t want to discuss the tariff in connection with it at this time. "
 It was recalled to ex-Governor Rus sells attention that in the extra session law repeating the purchasing clause of the Sherman law certain bimetallio pro- posals in the line of empty platitudes were enacted, leaving the law some- thing in the line of declaration of money faith.
 Would you think it wise to adopt these utteranoes, I asked, into the next platform of the party?"
 No. said ex-Governor Russell with an impatient wave of his hand. "'The time for such nonsense has ceased. "-- A. H. Lewis ill New York Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1896-05-04
BEANERY ENGLISH.
An Incident That Looked Serious, but End
 cd Amicably.

An Incident That Looked Serious, but End-
 cd Ainicably.
 The curly haired, mild little woman at the cashiers desk in q Park row beanery renowned for its piety as well as it's beans glared fiercely at demure waitress standing by the draw one coun- ter and called out with seeming vicious intent i'll her tone:
 Sixteen, come over here till punch youl"
 1T have been punched once, " pleaded Sixteen with pout that seemed to the surprised man who was paying his check to threaten tears.
 "Well," said the cashier imperious- ly, 'eome over here till I punch you again. l didn't punch you good. '"
 Sixteen tripped over to the onyx pull pit and handed her checkbook to the cashier, who figured up the stubs and then punched an o. K. hole in the book.
 ''Tell all the other girls to come up and let mo punch lem again, '' said the cashier to Sixteen.
 And the man paid for his ''one in milk, :" heaved sigh of relief at the amicable closing of the incident and wondered afresh at the oddities of beam cry English. New York Sun.