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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

Richmond won heaIt-disoasc game
from Lynchburg yesterday. GiTarck
proved TO be superior TO Eoylau, ana
was given a shade the better support.
The game was delayed somewhat at
FIRST by the rain. and, in fact, 1t looked
at one time as if there would be no
game. The features for the home team
was the work of Bcrte and Ponder, and
Dolan and Pickering for the visitors.
HOW THE GAME WAS PLAYED.
In the first inning both teams drew
q blank. Kahn went out, short to first
Bradley hit safely to right. but over
ran FIRST ANA was thrown out. Groves
singled. then Pcnder hit 10 short forcing
CMn at second. For Lynchburg, 1t was
one. two. three order.
In the second the Champions scored one
run. Wells ana Zimmerman were given
their bases on balls. and Jake scored
on Berte's twO-bac-er. Zimmerman could
also have scored ON the same hit but
Wilson. who was coaching, held him at
third. For the visitors Mccain was
caught by BOlaud at first. after be mad
been given his base on balls. SchaOcl
got first ON Zimmermlns error. went TO
third on Smiths twO-bagrer and was run
down between third and home on Fear
hit 10 Bertc. Glenn flew out TO PEN
der.
In the next Bradley singled. and took
third on Smiths tumble of the hit.
Groves flew out TO Pickering who threw
Bradley out at the plate. Pendcr died
third TO first.
SCORED THREE RUNS.
In their half Boylan. for the visitors,
got first on Bradlcys muft Of bis easy fly.
and scored ON Pickcriugs twO-hagger.
Leahy died short TO first. Dolan hit for
two bags scoring Pickering. McGann
few out 10 Wells. Schabel sent one TO
right which Bradley deliberately dropped.
Smith flew out 20 Kahn.
Richmond tied the score I'm the next
inning. Wells wa, given his base on
balls. and scored on hollands long drive
to centre Tor TWO bags zimmerman flew
out 10 Smith. then singles hy Bertc. Gill
patrick. and kain filled the bases. A base
on balls forced in 90 gun. Then Groves
hit to short. and Loahy threw to the
plate.
a GENERAL ROW.
The ball went wild and all the runners
scored. Peuder iutoricroI with Fear.
and there was prolonged kick IN which
the police ana players had a long pow
WOW. and in which Pender was fined s.
by Belts.
The scene was uncalled-for and disgust
ms every one losing their tempers. Belts
allowed the runs TO count. Three more
runs We're scored by the Champions lee
fore they were retired. The visitors
wore easily blankcI IN their half
In the nfth inning sharp fielding pre-
vented either side from scoring. The
game had now passed into history. with
the score nine TO three in favor OF the
Champions. The sixth resulted in a
goose-cgg for both teams. although the
Champions made two singles.
MADE -FOUR RUNS.
In the seventh Richmond was BANKED.
while the visitors ia their half made four
runs. They hattcd fitzpatrick for TWO
doubles and as many singles. and were as
sisted by Groves error which was
careless piece OF work.
In tho next inning the Champions were
banked IN their half while the visitors
also drew a zero. owing 90 sharp fielding
on the part OF Richmond.
In tho ninth the Champions were re-
tired In one, two. three order. while the
visitors met a similar fate.
The score.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
con. IONS MOSBY.


An ADMIRE '9''''''
Confederate.
.., ..,.,- ,,..,.,. ...,, o,s of the most
/ '"''N ''0''' ,...
remarkable men connected WIZ
war" said Benjamin Harrison 5impa on
of Custeryile. Va. at the Bingham. Il
.,,....l ODD Dali. t.,,,.r whom was
10 years OF age ms opelN'''"'
fnrraiv confined 90 the section lu which
,1 ....r r. ,..fl ftf.t
"'' ..
faster in "a sital cn.f.t .i.y d"N a-' t'..'
er than any man I haze ever kuoNu.
ff.. .,.,,,., of s..,f,.. v,s t, fsl lilo
i'''
enemy nnpiepArcd ana sh." s'i''''' "-.
tack aud whip him before Dee hll iiu' d.
r,uy his forces Alo.oy.s success vas
i.,-.r. dina d. th. frf Nst nIs m.u
,...r.. .i.l.. fIr f1st ,u.l ID w.rt.l. as
~. ,,.,.I rn.r v.r. mon who loved
t.e excitement oil DANCER wolc cool in .a.-
N, excellent shots and tne most daring
,..i.,s fl.,r .,.r thr... d d.. over a. h0r.
lq.t
.Y-i.h r.r. .,..,.+..r. dis r-.u know
......,. .',.,.....,t 'r ,t. n.fI. .f lI. on.ra-
.,............ ,,..,t t..y
.'''9' anu '1.' i''''.' -.. ..-
i -'N ID" '- '',' ,..r f.o ,r..h,,s
Do ......tr DO
ll'' ND' '.''. t..... ,....
."0 l.'"' l'.t .l.... at+.l
~ '.I'io u ....,..., ,ro.t,.s
TOT lAt "'tA "' "''i t' i'' ''...
discipline was OF lAr MOST Irii h''''
Every one under Ain AAD" .'-il '.' pass
ID man not 90 Doe iiel WIlh lir was
handy with i'e Do Cob ant ihe SABRE,
Personally Mostly WAS very reserved
and tcltlrl. ana spoke. when Dee spoke
at all iu ierky sentences. hA.e t.o"n
lm to ride miles and niIe without
speaking word except l' t-f. gong
mand n hls SNORT bilcl Way l-e A.lI
DIS secrets. None OF H'f ''''i' h."
his plans t1ti Ne was fciay TOT ''''o'''
ii3 convel-auon N,s lHit oil r." .'.
Gated gentleman. Iie heard m.lc. folfn
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
Southern League Games.

At Columbus: H. II y,
Atamta ...0 o O2OOO-3 . 4
Batteries. Williams and Wright; Gala
han and Fields. ,
Nontromerv. r. IT. l..
birmingham % OOO2 1 o. 3 80 4
Montgomery = o o ! ! ia 10 8
Batteries. Bailey and Wiley; Sparks and
RappOld.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

A letter from Woodbury. Forest High
School. at Oronge, says:
Please correct a notice which appeared
i'm Tuesdays Times in regard 70 game OF
ball between our school and Millers
School. The game was repored 70 to ! in
their favor. while we won tho game by
that score.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
GI1NIS DEFEIT THE REDS.
The Colonies Again Win From the Orioles.
0uakcrs Break the Iosiul, Streak

N"dhcTs breah the Losing streak.
CINCINNATI o.. May a.-"Dad"
Clark stopped the Reds winning this after
noon, the locals only getting seven hits.
Not run after The second inning. Al
though the Reds lost to-day's game the
Cincinnau's SO TO first place on account OF
ClcFelands losing. IL ralued hard all
ne morning ana only 900 persons saw
tho game.
Score: RH.E.
Cincinnati ........1OOOOOOOO-l Z /
New Aork.......... ! 9 o OOO0OO-4 10 g
Batteries: Fisher and Peitz; Clarke ana
Wilson.
BOSTON. 10; CLEVELAND. s.
CLEVELAND. o.. May 22.-McGarr's
tumble of Duny's short hit in the first
| inning. was responsible for the winning
| lead secured by Boston IN to-day's game.
Wilson went IN % pitch for Cleveland.
| but was sent 20 the bench in the third
| Cuppy taking HIS place For Boston.
| Mains lasted 1--WE innings and a half
when be was succeeded boy Sullivan on
/ account oil his widness. Attendance. 1850.
/ Score: h. II. r..
/ Cleveland ........ 3OO1O3O1O-S u J
| Boston. ........... O2O1J2O t-l0 IL %
Batteries: Wilson. Cuppy and O'Connor.
/ Mains. sullivan and Bergen.
LOUISVILLE. 8: BALTIMORE. o.
LOUISVILLE. ky, May 22.-Louisviue
Won another exciting game from 8altl-
more to-day by hard hitting al the right
| time. HI was struck on the ankle and
| disabled by Hoffer's liner in the eighth.
| Che ball bounding 10 the right field fence.
Attendance. 1000.
Score: RH.E.
| Louisville. ......... OOO2O1OO3-6 10 3
/ Baltimore. ......... 0 BOOBIES 2 o
batteries: Hill. Smith and Miller. Hof-
| fer and Robinson.
PHILADELPHIA. 10; PITTSBURG. G.
PITTSBURG PA. May 22.-Hawley
| INDUCED in another one of his maccOunt-
/ able wild spells in the ninth inning to-
/ day. and after Philadelphia had over
/ come q good lead ana had enough runs
LETT 10 win, Hushey was substituted. 1t
was Hawley's fifth straight defeat and
enabled Philadelphia 20 break a long
losing streak. Attendance. 900.
Score: T. II. T..
Pittsbugr. ....... 5OOlOOOOO-6 10 /
Philadelphia, ..... 200O0O2O G-lO 10 6
Batteries. Hawley. Hughey and Merritt:
Taylor and Clements.
: ST. LOUIS. C. BROOKLYN. 8.
ST.. LOUIS. May ply timely batting
| the Browns beat the BroOklyns to-day.
| Daub relieved Gumbert In the sixth in
ming and Payne displaced Daub in the
ninth. Attendance. 500
Score: r.. II. L.
81. Louis. ......... O2OO2OOc IS j 2
brooklyn ......... o GOODS 10 4
Batteries: Hart and Mcfarland, Gum
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
PErEGsBCHG AND poRrsMoUrH.
The Farmers Again Defeated by the
Truckers.

NORFOLK. VA. May 22-Spocial-
Petersburg suffered another severe drub-
bling at the hands OF the Portsmouth
team I'm the latter's city to-day The
game was well attended. but. like its pre-
0cccssor. was rather ouc-sided. too much
SO TO he very interesting. Both Brandt
and Armstrong were batted pretty freely.
Tho score is as follows
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

Gamc. schcdnIcd lOr Io-Day.

Games Scheduled for To-Day.
Boston at Cleveland.
Baltimore at Louisville
Philadelphia at Pi;tsha-S.
new York az Cincinnati
Washington at Chicago.
BROOKLYN at ST. Louis.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

Stutz and Tannehlll will Doe the o3pos-
ing batteries IN the game this afternoon.
which Will be called az o'clock.
Bertc seems 10 have recovered his ola
form. lie is playing a brilliant fielding
game. and picking up in h's batting.
Boland IS catching beautiful game.
Pickering 10 one or Lynchburg heaviest
httcrs.
There Will be great crowd out to-
day.
Bradley made his temperance with
Richmond yesterday, and made two er-
rcrs.
Sanford still continues too sick TO get
into the game.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
ST. LOUIS THREATENED.
THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER Gun
TINUES 10 RISE RAPIDLY.
Much Damage Has Already Been Done
Through That Section OF Country anu
the Worst Has Not Come

ST. LOUIS. MO. May 1.-THE MissiS-
sippi river IS now within three feet Oh
the danger line in front Of this CITY Ills
morning the gauge registered q ieet-a
rise Of nearly two feet during the past
twenty-four hours. It is expected that
the danger line SSH be reached by TO-
morrow night. and serious damage VIII
result 10 property alons the IeNco Al
ready property-owues ana stockeepeis
are mOyIss their effects TO upper hools'
DANGER WARNINGS.
Advicc5 received from Upper Missouri,
Illinois and Iowa points state l"al an TIC
rivers in those sections are GA "a raul
page and pouring an immense Noiulno 'l
water into The Mississippi. ~" '''''
men declare that the Hood OF Tour years
ago viii Dc exceeded hy the present ii'.
Danger warnings have been issued 10 ai
points between Ke0kuk and CAIRO.
AT Alton the Hood is rising at ine i"'e
Of two inches per hour. Alr,'uy que
river SIS ont of IFS banks, ana thou' anu
Of acres of crops have been dtatIos co.,
At Cairo the river rose -FOUR leel 7'''
yesterday morning. Throughout "lls7o"'
there is no cessation 20 the dOwnpour Oh
rain. which has continued almost without
a let-up since last Sunday. The raihiall
so far exceeds twelve inches. Ihere is
no Indication that the dcluee Is near at
AN end. Every river. creek and tributary
In the State is overlooking, and in some
places the water covers the ground 10
depth OF two or three feet for radius OF
q dozen miles.
MUCH DAMAGE.
At Osceola. No, the Blair Line depot
Is I'm the middle Of o. sea.
Between 1uborville and Schcel city the
river is miles wide. Tive feet will equal
the rise Of December last. the highest
ever known.
Danger threatens all the mills. some %
which are entirely surrounded 10y water.
Traffic on the Sciala Warsaw and
Southwestern railroad was tied mp az cole
Camp yesterday ou account Of washouts.
In the Usage valley tho food i0 dozen
mllcs I'm extent. and 400 travel is by boat.
The damage 10 property Is very great
but so far as learned uo lives arc lot.
I'm some place. the rain is accompanied
10y terrific thunder storms.
Lightning struck tho dome OF the capt.
tol M Jefferson CITY last night Tie
fire department eytiueu.shed the blaze
Little damage WAS done.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

summary. LlrnCu runs-NlCImOnu, !.
Iynchburg s. Two-base hlts-Berte.
SMITH. Pickering DOlau. Boiaul. Kahn
Mccain. Boylan. Stolen basos-Wens.
Boland. B0ylan Bases on balls-on
Royian. 8. on fitzpatrick. 2. Hit by pitch
ed balls-LeGhy. Struck out-by Boylan.
Tune OF gaze two nouru. Umpire.
~
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

'.''4i ...---.-.." % ! 3l-lJ
Petersburg ..........3 OOUOo10n-
Summary: Earned runs Portsmouth. .:
IWo-base hits-Eeimau. Broeu. and stan
nope. Ihree-base hits-Magee anu Har-
grove. Stolen bases-Marr Burke o..
li'fsIONe g. Magee o. Hail, Sholta %.
molly o. bfcen, Brodie, Kane. Stauhope.
9Nd behah %. Sacrifice hits Remau.
Double plays Brandt. Mage. and Ro,-
iins, Icilman. Hall. ana Magee. Dundon
9Holia' ana Kane; Dundon and Breen
Bases on bals-On Packard >. struck
Oul-Iy Brandt 4: hy Armstronc j.
dascd balls-StanhoIr Wild pitch
armstrong Time OF game. two hours.
Umpire Connor.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23

"NINITITI IIIIINI IUI7 INVII'IN1 y
Roanoke. 3. TwO-base hits -Bowerman
% Threc-base hits-Tuner %. Bower
man. Wrgley. Home run-ChcsbrO.
stolen bases-rurncr Chesbro. Cocknan
a. Double play-Ramp (unassistedl.
Wriglcy 20 Whltehil. Base on balls-On
B.ankenship. 4. or Coons. 3. Hit by
pitched ball-Weutz Struck out--Dy
Blankenship, ] by Coons. 6. Passed
bails-Ballentyno o.. Time OF game,
one hour and forty-nve minutes. I'm
prc. Cline
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
Games To-Day

Al Richmond.
Lynchhurg Us. Richmond.
Al Portsmouth.
Petersburg vs.. portsmouth.
Roanoke.
Norfolk vs.. Roanoke.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-23
RICHMOND Ar TINS FONT MADE
EfGETHUNs AND WON THE GiMf.
EoyIan Was Batted Freely by the Cham
pions Fitzpatrick Pitched . Fine ""ino'
S'ere-. '"as Fined.
Games YcstcTdsS.
Richmond. .. Lynchoury. "
Portsmouth. Do. Petersburg.
Norfolk. &. Roanoke. o.
SANDING nr the Clubs.

Games won and lost hy eac" ciNo 10
each other club.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-11-23
A Grateful AnimnI-

There are as many phases of DISPOSE
ton and character in a dog as in human
being" remarked veterinary surgeon to
a group Of friends. says the New York
Journal.
"AboutSa block from my Office a man
lives who owns fine st. Bernard dog. A
few months ago he reported a series of
robberies. First. a watch was stolen from
his room, then a lot of silverware disap-
peared, then some jewelry belonging 10 his
wife.
'"rhe robberies were reported to the no.
lice, who became convinced that some one
of the servants was the culprit, but they
could secure no evidence and no trace Of
the missing articles could be found. All of
the servants were discharged and others
employed, but the thefts continued.
zone day the St. Bernard dog had a leg
broken by street car and his owner
brought him to me. i dressed the limb
and each day the dog was brought to the
Office for treatment. He was soon well and
one morning he brought in a gold watch
in a few moments returning with a silver
cake stand, then a gold thimble. and I
followed him. He went to corner of his
masters yard, and. scratching the loose
dirt aside, selected a spoon with which
he started for the Office. The dog was the
thief, and he was paying me everything
he had stolen for relieving his pain.'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-11-23
ERSONAL.

1t is announced that A. H. Plumb. eld-
est son of the late Senator P. B. Plumb of
Kansas, and Miss Elva L. Gibson, daugh-
ter Of E. M. Gibson of Omaha, will be mar
ried Jan. /.
Prof. Krafft-Ebing, who holds the
chair of mental diseases at the University
of Vienna, enlivened his instruction re-
Gently by allowing a mailman, one of the
patients, to lecture in his stead. The man
is afflicted by periodic attacks of mania,
during which he is much more clever and
witty than when sane. His lecture, on
THE mental condition of the maniac in
periodical attacks of Madness" was a
brilliant success. After it was over he was
shut up again.
The Raleigh IN. c. News and OBJ
server says: 1.-THE Vance monument fund
is now 1900. The legislature will be asked
TO make an appropriation for a monument
to the greatest man, not even excepting
Nathaniel Macon, that the state has pro-
duced. The last two legislatures have ap-
propriated $4,000 each to the confederate
monument, which is now the pride of the
state.t Having taken a step in the direc-
ton of commemorating the virtues of
those who have won eminence in the SER
vice of the state no backward step should
be taken"
"A Parting Flng.-"Go way from
there! shouted a woman at the kitchen
window. Meandering Mike was half way
over the fence, but had paused to parley
with the dog that snapped his jaws and
growled and jumped at him from the
other side. Ibid you say Go way from
here? - he inquired Yes And 1 meant
just that" Madam, the invitation is
wholly superfiuous l was goin anyhow
L kin size up situation ez quick ez any
body, an l amt goin ter trow meself
on de hospitality of no family dat don't
feed DER dog no better'n you do.'-Wash-
ington Star.
DIR. Creighton, the new Bishop of Lon
don, has a keen sense of humor. Some
time ago, when he was making a vista
ton of his diocese Peterborough, he was
entertained in an old manor-house, and
slept in room supposed to be haunted.
Next morning, at breakfast, the bishop
was asked whether he had seen the ghost
YES he replied, with great solemnity,
'but have laid the spirit; it will never
trouble you again." On being further in
terrogated as to what he had done, the
bishop said: THE ghost instantly van
ished when 1 asked for a subscription to-
ward the restoration of Peterborough ca
Jhedral."
-Challemel Lacour, the French states
man. who died a few days ago, used to tell
a story about Schopenhauer, the German
philosopher, whom he greatly admired.
He had an appointment with him one day
at a Frankfort hotel, and found him just
finishing dinner at table d'hote. There
were several officers at the table, and in
front of Schopenhauer lay a gold piece.
He said to the Frenchman, as he rose and
Z hna f,,+n tic 1. J
this gold piece on the table every evening
for a month, having made up my mind to
give it to the poor the first time these Off
GERS here spoke on some other topic at
table besides promotion, horses or wo-
men. have the money STILL
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-11-23
"TiDping'' Gen. Sheridan.

Gen. sheridan had great deal more
OF his memoirs written than ever got into
ms book" said a gentleman who was for
long time ohciaily connected with the late
general of the army, to the Washingto
star. Had he lived the book would have
peen much livelier, 1 assure Won AZ ~
was, the memoirs were edited by Col
SiIelluan' Gen. Sheridan's brother, after
MS ueatn, and many of the best things in
my Judgment, at least, were for varions
reasons left out. Gen. Sheridan was very
anxious to tell some of the funny az
perlences he had after he had reached tba
command OF the army and he had outlined
several OF them Just prior to the illness
winch ended in his death
f'One of these experiences referred 70 4,,o
nrst IT'D that he received for being Meas
ant 10 a visitor. In the guide-books there
Is a description of the office of the general
or, as 1t is known, the Headquarters of the
army, IN the war department. 1t is stated
in connection Herewith that the offica is
generally open for public inspection. and
that visitors to the city and Others arc
welcome TO inspect it at all times. at least
curing otfce hours. Once Gen Sheridan
was very busy preparing or revising some
of1c1al reports. He had kept the messen-
gers generally stationed at the outer door
OF his office running around at a rather
nVely rate to his various subordinates. and
Tor the moment there was no one at the
door when in marched a couple of visitors
a respectable-looking man and a ladv
armed with their guide-book The general
did not welcome the intrusion very much
put they did not know it, for he kept
steadily at his work
They examined all the pictures on the
walls and gave considerable attention to a
marble bust of the general, which had inst
been placed therein. so that is Gen. phil
Sheridan? said the man to his wife. We'll.
no one would ever think that man was ever
such fighter as he was. To me he looks a
little top-heavy-has too much head for
his body. He made other remarks, all of
which the general heard, and the effect
of them was to divert his attention from
his work. How old is Sheridan asked
the visitor, indicating for the first time
that he noticed any one in the room. Gen.
Sheridan gave him the information. and.
thinking that the best way to get rid of
his visitors would be to explain to them
hurriedly the things of interest in the
room, proceeded to do so. He warmed up
somewhat on some of them, and his de-
scriptions and explanations of some of the
portraits, war scenes, and Indian curios.
blankets, etc.-there were a number of
them in the room-were extremely inter-
esting.
1.-THE visitors were appreciative. how
ever, and, as they turned to leave the
room, the man quietly slipped a 25-cent
piece into the generals hand, adding that
they were thankful for the information
and instruction, and departed. The story
was such a good one that the general told
it on himself, first to his messengers. and
afterwards to many others. He had in
tended to run it into his memoirs, but 1t
never got there. He always spoke of it
as the first time he had received and ac-
cepted a fee for performing q public SER
vic
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-11-23
Mistakes WIN Happen.

''Man is a tickle and untrustworthy
creature" sighed the girl in the sailor
hat.
He is" replied the girl in the Leghorn
hat, according to the Chicago Times-Her-
aid. Il believe he knows it, too, and that
is why he is always crying out about our
fickleness when nobody has said a word
about it. The worst of it is that he does
it to distract attention from himself and
he usually succeeds. BY the way, how
did you manage about that nice Mr.. Love-
ly you saw so much of at Maclxinac? Have
you met him since your return?"
why, yes; but 1 was just going to tell
you all about it. You see, 1 must some
how have forgotten to mention to him
the fact that l am to be married in Octo-
ber and that Harry is as jealous as
Othello."
"Oh, you had so much to talk about
that"
80 we had. But, as i'll luck would have
1t, l met him the other evening while
Harry and | were out walking and he
greeted me quite warmly. Harry and 1
had just made up after an awful row,
so | din't care to risk another, especially
as hadn't thought to mention Mr. Love-
ly to him. l drew myself up, therefore,
looked him full in the face, and said: Par
don me, you are evidently mistaken
Gracious! What reply did"
''He looked first at me, then at Harry,
bowed, and said coolly: "A thousand par
dons; | see now that have made a mis-
take"
Mercy, what narrow escapev'
1T was. When Harry had just prom
ised me pearl pin as a peace offering,
toor'
How nice! BY the way, have YOU heard
that Alice has suddenly made up her mind
to so abroad?"
Il have. She ran in this morning to
tell me that she'd buy me anything want
ed in Paris''
How delightful! OF course you"
Hadn't cent? OF course not but I
knew | could coax some out of my father
by Jud1cious reference to our APPROACH
ing separation. was to meet Alice. with
the money, at the station, so l went to
papa'S office first"
And did he give you the money!"
lie wrote me check. He was busy
with man who must be a cook, though
ne doesn't look it, for he kept talking
however, l knew l could get the check
cashed, for know the--who is the man
that pays your money!
They call him the teller, I think"
ri m! l suppose that is because he all
ways tells you to go to the other window
Wen, when 1 got there he was away: I
didn't know soul to identity me and II
- ~, ANO HIiiiuLeS 70 closing time.
just then, to my joy. 1 saw Mr.. Lovely
behind the next window"
How nice; he could IDENTITY,
so l thought. I said: oh here Is
somebody! He can identify me! But oh,
Don't stop; go on and tell me"
he looked up coolly and said: Par
uo il,, me put you are evidently mistaken -
timer '4i'iiey III
Ot course not; did you ever hear of
anythlhS SO outrageous? After all the
ices we had eaten and all the nice things
he had said to mep' ''A4'ieS