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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
LEGAL NEGOTIATIONS.

What use to me is s.Byles on Bnls7-
For "Jarman on the Law OF Wills
wouldn't give blackstone.
Nor would give another for
+tJuries and Jury Trials. nor
Coke, Bacon. Parsons. story. or
Ferne, Chitty. Kent or Blackstone.
VIII ByIes help me 20 pay the bill
owe for flowers? Can her viii
Be changed by rea ling Jarman7
What's 'Greenleafs Evidence 20 mez-
or Littleton? or Darker2-he
Is dryer than sophy-
Yes. worse ths- any Brahmini
And '.Kneeland on Attachments" too.
Has nothing in II that win do
The title is misleading
And though through dusty books read
Alasi ne'er can learn TO plead
In Cupid's court. so she Will heed.
From Stephens Rules OF Pleading"
"cOnyer on Partnership" I've read,
And vainly. too. Contracts to Wed"
BY some one named Fitzsimmon.
Nor does II seem 10 help me on.
That Marriage Settlements'' I con.
Or Sehouier's learned hook upon
The Law OF Married Women"
There Is no statute / crn find
VIII make a maiden change her mind;
Nor know where the place is
To ind a law TO help me win
A suit Ike minc-Or I'd begin
To search x out II isn'tin
My set OF Leading Cases"
But-''BayIies on Appeals Al, there
Is just the answer 70 my prayer.
i know now how TO do IT,
From her decision-by the seal
OF all the courts-I viii appeal.
And that will make the verdict NIL
Until / can review IL.
James g. Burnett, in Love and Laughter
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

We have referred to the matter Of
furnishing salt fo- fowls in these col
umns once or twice, and expressed our
belief that the moderate use of this
condiment is beneficial. Now we find
that by experiment in the New York
experiment station 4 has been demon
strated that the use of salt at the rate
OF one ounce TO 100 hens each day is
beneficial, and at the trials the hens
that were fed salt produced more eggs
than those that were fed without salt
ing their feed. 1t has been our prac-
tice to salt all soft feed given to our
poultry, at about the rate food for hui
man use is sailed. This, we believe is
about the proper condition in which TO
give il, and that benefit will result we
are confident.-Farm and Fireside,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
A Hermit Dog.

Near Sandusky, o.. stands a rickety,
long-vacated log cabin, and no other
house j. within quarter mile. The
cabin has a siagle inhabitant, big,
black dog. For three years this ami
NAL has hung around this lettering
hovel, and nothing can tempt him to
leave it. He visits neighboring farm
houses for food, but spends nine
tenths of his time in or about the
cabin, and always sleeps there. He is
not cross nor surly, but is apparently
determined to maintain a hermit ex-
istence. Some years ago poor family
occupied the cabin, and having moved
to distant city, it is supposed that
the dog is still awaiting their return.
Golden DAYS.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

THERE is more Catarrh in this section of
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was sup
posed to be incurablc. For great many
years doctors pronounced it local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing 70 cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. j.
Cheney q Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure on the market. it is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case it
fails to cure Send for circulars and testi-
monials. Address F. J. CHENEY g. Co, To
ledo, o. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
HALLS Family Pills are the best.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
Manure and Fertilizers.

The majority of farmers prefer to use
manure, and seldom resort to the use of
fertilizers. They cannot produce suffi-
cient manure for a large farm and
manure one field year. The plan is
excellent, but they lose time by not
using fertilizers on those fields where
no manure has been applied. Manure is
recommended by all experienced farm
crs and experimenters. but it is a scarce
article compared with the area of land
to be covered, unless there is large
number of animals kept on the farm.
Fertilizers can be profitably applied
with or without manure, and will more
than pay for their cost.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

the direction of the wind, and the dot
will be seen that as each set of sails
come into the right position for work
they slow down gently against the
arm which supports them and carry
II with them half way around the cir
Gle. The wind then penetrates under
the free lateral edge of each and swings
them all out backward, SO that they
offer no resistance as the arm comes
up into the wind again. AS yet, DIR.
Shaw has not yet completed his model,
but he believes that there will be no
serious slamming as the sails suddenly
swing back. Should there be trouble
of this kind, however, he would inter
pose spring buffers to lessen the noise
md destructive action consequent upon
the battering of his shutters. An auto
matte regulator, not represented here,
throws the sails out of action in &
gale.
Another device, patented by car
penter of Topeka, Kan, also has sails
revolving in horizontal plane, and is
provided with means for keeping their
edges to the wind when moving against
the latter. Through vertical shaft
(which conveys the power obtained
down to suitable transmitting mechan-
ism) he runs two horizontal shafts, at
right angles with each other. These
shafts are arranged to rock, or under
go partial rotation first in one direc-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
FARM AND GARDEN.
WINDMILL NOVELTIES.

Two Recent Attempts to Improve on the
Prevailing Styles.
The use of windmills for developing
power in the rural districts is steadily
increasing, and much thought is now
being given to the possible improve
ment of existing designs. Herewith
we rudeIy indicate the principles of two
recent inventions. DIR. II. NJ. Shaw, of
Genoa, n. Y, would have four horizon
tai arms of frames, TO each of which
he would attach. by hinges, one or more
vertical sails, either entirely fiat or
made of stats, shutter fashion, whose
angle with perpendicular could be
varied. The first diagram gives an idea
of this plan. The solid arrow shows
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
THE TOOTH OF TINE.
In a Country Like Ours 1t Works
Great Changes.
Some Things 1t Destroys. Others 1t shapes
and Grinds Into Beautiful Forms Tho
Village of Hamburg and the
Nations Capital
specIal wa.a,nc,on Le.ter.

There is popular quotation that
slime makes all things eyen," but, as
n matter of fact, IN some directions at
least, il may be said that time makes
many things uneven. The streams,
forests, plains, mountains and coasts
of the new world have been changed by
time and altered by man until they
bear no semblance of their original
condition in many places. Progress
and improvement have turned things
topsy turyy. One of the handsomest
eminences in the world, overlooking a
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
No Athlete.

"You go around TO the back door"
she said, land carry in a few sticks of
wood and I'll give You your supper"
$50 clear around TO the back door,
"Yes.'
SAN carry in wood? 'Scuse me,
.ma'am, but / guess it's case o. mis-
taken identity. | amt no athlete"
And he started on four-mile trip TO
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
.rhe Greatest service

One of those men who say something
which they had better left unsaid adj
dressed the late Rev. Charles Spurgccn
as he was passing out of church.
GraspiDg the preacher by the hand
the man said: Il see you have forgot
ten me, sir; and yet you once dill me
the greatest service that clergyman
can render to anybody"
what service was that?" asked
Sturgeon.
you buried my wife, sir" replied
the man. his eyes suffused with tears.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
Bubbles or Medals.

"Best sarsapalas" When you think of how contradictory
that term For there be only best in anything best
sarsapar there highest mountain longest
deepest And that best sarsaparla s.. There's
the bi You mountain height and depth but
how sarsapaa You could you chemists But Them
do need to t The Worlds Fair Committee tested and
thoroughly They went behind the label the bottle What did
this sasapaa result in! make of sarsapara shut
of the Fair Ayers So that Ayers the only
sarsapala admitted the Worlds Fair The committee found
the best They had for anything that the best
And the best Ayers Sarsapara received the medal and awards
due its merits Remember the word best bubble any breath
blows but there pins prick su bubbles Those others
blowing best sarpara bubbles since the Worlds Fair
prcked the old True but Ayers Saapaa has Inc medal
The that scratches the medal gold The pin that
pcks the bubble proves wind We point medals not bub
bles, when say: The best sarsaparilla is Ayers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
EARLIEST VEGETABLES ALWAYS PAY.

That's so, the editor hears Mr.. Mar
ket Gardener say. Well, why don't you
have them? Simply because you dom
plant Salzer's northern growth seeds.
His vegetables are bred to earliness and
they never disappoint you. Salzeris the
largest grower of vegetables, farm
seeds, grasses, clovers, potatoes, etc.
If you WILL CUT THIS OUT AND SEND
il to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, with zoe postage you will
get sample package of Early Bird Rad
ish (ready in 16 days. and their great
catalog. Catalog alone SC postage. (K)
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
A Canal Clicked Up

Is practically useless. The human organism
is provided with canal which sometimes
becomes choked up, namely, tie bowels,
through which much of the effete and waste
matter of the system escapes. When they
are INSTRUCTED cOnstipatcd, in other words
-Hostetter' Stomach Bitters will relieve
them effectually, but without pain, and IN
stitute regular habit of body. This medi-
cine also remedies malarial, bilious, dys-
peptic, rheumatic, nervous ard kidney
trouble, and strengthens the entire system.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

a St. Louis paper thinks that the corn
crop has been oyer-estimated to the ex-
tent of 600,00O,0oo bushels. That is a
pretty high figure, but that the crop
has been over-estimated we do not
doubt. Crop reports are nearly always
exaggerated to keep prices down. The
potato crop is also over-estimated in
our Observation-Disclosures Voice
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

II have ted you of the Spaniard who
always put on his spcctacIss when
about 10 eat cherries. that they might
look bigger and more tempting In
like manner make the most Of M : en-
ioyments, aud though L DO lot cast
my cares away. | pack tbs1l ln IS lit
tie compass as ] car, p3sd carry them
as conveniently as I can for myself.
and never "a them annoy others
Southey.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

People overlooked the Importance of per
beneficial effects and were salts
fed with transient action; but now that il
IS generally known that Syrup OF Figs viii
overcome habitual constipa-
lion, well-informed people will not buy
1ther laxatives, which act for time, but
finally injure the system.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
Uuable to Leave.

Bilter-was the stag party you gave
the other night a success?
am-Tremendousl Why,
some of the fellows are at my house yet.
Truth.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

FITs.-All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kliue's
Great Nerve Hcstorcr. No Fits after first
days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and 81
trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr.
Kline, 93l Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
THE Land of GoId.)

II you are thinking of going to Cripple
Creek, Colorado, the greatest gold fields in
the world, and wish to know how TO get
there quickest and at lowest rates, please
address T. W. Teasdale. G.. p. A, Z. st. y.
ii. g. o. R'y. St. Paul, MINI.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
Sot an Idle Boast.

Doolan-Fitzgerald says he's dis
cinded from some of the greatest houses
in Irels nd.
Mulcahy-Musha, So he did manys
the toime-on a laddher.-Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

Why is the person suffering from the in
fiuenza likely to lose his sense OF touch3
Because he does not feel well
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

The bird-lime trap by which small
birds are caught. is an imitation of the
tongue OF The ant-eate-, which is COW
cred with a sticky slime BY which ants
and other small insects are captured.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

If the devil were to take off his hat every
time he met hypocrite, he would long since
have died OF exposure.-Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

BEEcHAM's PILLS for constipation 10c and
&c Get the book (free) at your druggists
and 90 by it. Annual sales 600, 900 boxes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

WIEN IL comes TO the art of boxing the
dainty LOCKING strawberry IS about as near
the top as anything.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

"HERE's another blow at American agr,-
culture" said the farmer when be saw the
cyclone coming.-Kansas Farmer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30
"CRIPPLE GREER"

Mr.. CoBB recently married Miss Webb;
he knew they were intended for each other
as soon as he spIdcr.-Thc Lutheran.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

In selecting young puIlets for breed
ing take the early Matched. They will
bring stronger, healthier chickens.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

PIso's Cure for Consumption relieves the
most obstinate coughs REV. ID. BUCHMUEL-
GEE. Lexington, Mo, Feb. q, 81.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

"WHAr are you wearing glasses forl"
''For my eyes, stupid S'pose I'm wearirs
them for corns?"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

THERE would not be any absolute neces-
sity for reserve if the world were honest;
yet even then it would prove expedient.-
ShenstOue
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

For BRONCHIAL AND ASTHNATTC Con-
PLANTS, s'BrOicn's Bronchial Tf0clesi have
remarkable curative properties.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

HERD So-"Do you believe men are the
architects of their own fortunes," Saidso
Certainly; but too many of them fall in
with Buddensleck tors."-Llfc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

GENTLE HIxT.-Charlie-' auntie
congratulate you on your birthday, and
promise you not to lose the dollar. ~
FIiegende Blaettcr
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

ACToRs, Vocalists. Public Speakers praise
Halc's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

A PARAGRAPH in aprovincial paper reads:
"a thunderstorm made Bcranger poet,
a mothers kiss made West n painter and
a salary of 30 shillings week makes us a
Journalist. Tit Bits
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

Mrs. Gadd-Oh, I'm just dying to get
out and tell Mrs. Gabb all the awful
things my upstairs girl has told me
about the Blifflxins family, where she
used TO live.
Mr. Caldwell, why don't you go?
Il don't dare 10. Mrs. B.jffkins Is
trying to coax my cook off, aud know
she'll run in the first time l leave the
house. and if she gets our cook she'll
learn all about us."-N. Y. Weekly.
Berylliurn, which resembles lead, L.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

When the hens are closely confined
they will thrive better if they can have
something to do.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

MANY man when he gets home from The
club finds himself number one fellow &C
cording to the clock.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

The astronomer IS a man who can tele-
scope when he sees one.-Rochester Post
Express.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

THE gay cravat which she selected
Will leave him soon wreck
While he with truth remarks, detected,
an get it in the necl1.'
Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

Berylliun, which resembles lead, Ia
worth $50 per ounce.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

We can stand the horseless carriage
Think it's just as fine as silk,
But we kick hard, harder, hardest,
When they mention cowless milk.
West Union (Ia.l Gazette.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1896-01-30

THE .r-Ra:OTOE co. docs half the ToziG-s
UncnIil bsae because !. has reduced tie cost u
yfad power 10 81 VIA. Il Bes- I. has ncany branch
-. houses AID supplies its goods sn1 repairs
AZz4e< a. your door L car snd does furnish ,
k4X&R. better article for less nacnsr taz1
l>Ar%z9 ofters- II makes Pumping end
Szz<sSfA 8earsd. steel. GaiyanIze1 after
sX$#<3c7 - Completion Tinc1aIsis. Thing
ZW<A&Y and Flied Steel Towers. Sfrei Buzz EAu
4&Y Frames, Steel FRED Cutters and Feed
~ Grinders. On ppilcaficn Il VIII name enc
Es CT these articles that Il viii furnish uctii
January ist q the rss;al price IL also makes
Tanks and PUMPS e all kinns Sccf t9r esssic.ue-
Factory: fzth 21krru sn1 Fiizore Streets, Chicago
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10
FASHIONS FRILLS.

A special feature Of the summer RAD.
rics is the transparent effect.
Rocco ennmeled hairpins set with
Jewels assist in modern hairdressing.
Well-drcssed women are wearing
more jewelry than they have in many
years.
Chatelaine bags Of monkey skin, with
rose-gilding clasps, have numerous ad-
hcrents.
yandyke collars of ecru and white
batiste, trimmed with lace and inser-
ton. are made to wear over thin sum
nier gowns.
Tulle and chiffon, with satin edge,
are sold by the hundred yards for neck
rnches and frillings on capes, parasois
and gowns.
Leather belts are embroidered with
rold and silver beads, and white Kld
belts, set with blue enamel traced with
gold, are the latest fancy.
Belt buckles and cuff buttons fol
shirt waists simulate in their enamel
decorations the coats of arms or Tags
of the different nations or the insignis
of the army or navy.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10
THE SLEEPING ROOM.

Let the home have all possible sum
shine and air.
Ventilate the sleeping room, never
sleeping in strictly close apartment.
Let bedding and bed linen be each day
swell shaken before taken" in hand TO
be made up"
Have open windows during the morn
ing hours weather permitting closed
ones in the heat of the day, with open
ones again at early nightfall.
Let cleanliness OF person and place
be the order Of both day and night
with a strife between the two divisions
of time as to which shall be the most
perfect.-Good Housekeeping.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

TIE trouble with most people who chany'
their minds on public questions u that theJ
cannot understand why everybody els
ahodid not do dkewiss. Post
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

SourHARp learned the art Of combining
colors by closely studying butterflies
wings: he would often say that no one
knew what he owed to those tiny insects.-.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

NsvEa write anything that does not give
YOU great pleasure; emotion Is easily propa-
gated from the writer % the reader.-Jon-
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

Tur manner OF vulgar man has freedom
without ease, and the manner OF gentle-
man has case without freedom. Chester
fa1d
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

HIsToRY makes haste to record great
deeds, but often neglects good ones.--Hosea
Ballou.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

MrsIc Is Il prophecy Of ,vh.tu, M
the rainbow OF promise tr nas ny . ID
seeing into hearing. Mrs. L ams'a ase!l out
! CAN recommend Piso,s Cnro ..
sumption To sufferers from io lor Col
townsend ~. Howard, Wis. Maya, d,
IT Is not your poster.ty, but yor.
that will perpetuate Your ms Suar action
poleon. 'niofy,-N;
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-07-10

swing of the gospel net would break
1t for the multitude of the fishes.
There is outside work to be done.
What is that l see in the backwoods?
It is a tent. The hunters have made y
clearing and camped out What do
they care if they have wet feet, or ii
they have nothing but pine branch
for a pillow, or for the northeast storm?
II a moose in the darkness steps into
the lake to drink, they hear it right
away. If loon cry in the moonlight
they hear it. So in the service
of God we have exposed work
We have got to camp out and rough
it. We are putting all our care or
the people who come to oul
churches. What are we doing for the
thousands upon thousands that do no
come? Have they no souls? Are they
sinless, that they need no pardon? Ar
there no dead in their houses. tina
the, need no comfort? Are they Gu
off from God, to go into eternity-n
wing to bear them, no light to cheei
them. no welcome to greet them?
hear to-day, surging mp from the low
err depths, . groan that comes throug
our Christian assemblages and through
our beautiful churches; and 1t blot
ont ali this scene from my eyes &c
| day. as by the mists of a grea
Niagara, for the dash and tn
plunge of these great torrents OF III
dropping down into the fathcmies
| and laundering abyss Of suffering an
woe. / sometimes think that just