The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-05-30

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..Do yer study GRAMMAR" Nav;
done got trough grammer."- Judge.
Huand-The temperature got down
IN zero last night. Halker-That's moth
Ipg.-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
TraveIer-May | take this seat? Maid
en- from Boston, icily)-Where do you
wish to take It, sir?-Christian Adyo-
cate.
WILLIE knew you were coming to-
night. Castleton-Why, Willie. Willie
Sister has been asleep all the after
noon.-Truth.
Passenger-ls that Chicago we are
coming to? Conductor-Certainly
Can't you make out the snow-capped
buildings life.
Have another cigar, uncle mo.
thank you, my dear" There are plen-
ty of them" yes; but there's only
one of wallpapers Bazaar
Old Gent-Don't you know me, VIII
lie? am your fathers uncle Willie
Are you the man pa goes to when he
is short OF money Funny Cuts.
Hell see your friend Mrs. Overton
has written society novel. She-Oh.
dear-and | always thought she was
such a nice-mlnded womanl-Punch.
Miss smashum-I don't care for men:
in fact, I've already said motto seven
Of them. Miss Comely-Indeedl what
were they selling Adams Freeman.
Paw, why do they call the custom
house taxes dutyf" Ell guess IL
is because everybody takes such de-
light in lodging t."-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
"These problems in arithmetic
Are narrowing, l vow.
Last leap year she was thirty
And she's twenty-seven now"
Washington Star.
Stranger from Nebraska What?
That the Chicago river? Chicago Man
Yes. Stranger-Great snakes. Why
don't you pillow 1t up?-Chicago Trib-
une.
l envy Bings whene'er he sings
So much does he deserve;
IT'S not his voice makes me rejoice
] envy him his nerve.
Judge.
Dinguss-By the way, Shadbolt. talk
ing Of those y rays Shadbolt sheer
ing off)--No use. Dinguss; you'll make
no Y raise from me this time Chicago
Tribune.
MARY. I'll follow you to the utmost
ends Of the earth" mo, you won't"
said she, calmly. "Why won't | ?" BE
cause Pm not going there" she replied.
Boston Globe.
what are you crying for, childT
''Lolo hurt me-" How, pray?" II
was going to hit him with my fist, when
he ducked his head and my fist hit the
wall."-Etoile Beige.
Disappointed Guest-I thought you
said there was an extensive view from
your hotel: Disappointing Landlord
Well, you can see the moon, can't you!
-Somerville Journal
Marie, your father must like me; he
lent me $40" NO, Charlie; he told
me he expected IT would cost him some
thing to keep you from coming here so
often.'-Chicago Record.
She-You know you would be just as
happy if you didn't kiss me. He-But
do you suppose l am selfish enough TO
think only OF myself?-Rehobeth Sun
day Herald.
Watts-That is a pretty good story
you tell, but 1t won't work. Weary
Watkins-Course 1t won't. D'you 'spose
I'd be travelin' around with 1t II 1t did!
Indianapolis Journal
, Mamma, honest it wasn't me ct up
all that cake-it was Bobby" We'll,
Dick, bring me the cathodal kodak and
I'll see at once which one OF you Is
guilty."-Chicago Record.
l. First Reporter-I tried to interview
: milk man yesterday. Second Reporter
5 What did he talk about? First Re
porter-Nothing. He refused to be
= pumped Philadelphia Record.
Il acknowledge lose my temper
!, when you make things too hot for me,
> said the red-haired man 10 his wire
but that only shows l am made oil
. Ai*AhNAAeiAs --0iltIlO
There was man in our town.
He wasn't wise a bit;
His business kept a-going down
y, An advertiser: Nit.
! Boston Courier.
Mrs. Cawker-It is said that the Fam
at Niagara are wearing away rapidly
= MT Cawker-I don't wonder at that
y great many people take hack at NJ
asara Falls.-Harper's Bazaar
$ May take this seat. madam sais
D the travelling man to lady In the ran
road car. mo, SIR" said the femaie
witheringly; Il have been keeping
5. Tor a gentleman."-Yonk States
: man.
a. Il would be mighty willin to work
: Mr. Dismal Dawson explained, III
N was only able" "You look abie-bodie'
5 enough" said the sharp-nosed lazy
y WHAT Is there to prevent you WORK
T. ihg: Me pride. "-Indianapolis jour
i nal.
n Doctor Ito hrofhqr Dhysiclan)-1 Ct