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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
THIS. Thai AND The OTHER.

To thicken whitewash, put salt in 1t.
The four King Georges Of England
Ill died on the same day Of the week.
In the early days of Sir Isaac Pit
mans shorthand crusade the system
was assailed on religious grounds.
There are more than 200 lakes within
the boundaries of Venezuela, one of the
largest being 1900 feet above the level
of the sea. m
The Poe dog of the South Sea islands
lives on vegetables and grass, and is
highly esteemed by the natives as an
article Of food.
The Esldmos give the doctor his
fee as soon as he comes. If the patient
RECEIVERS he keeps it; otherwise he re-
turns it to the family.
The Hartford Courant, claims that
the Widow Watson, of Hartford, who
did business in that place about 100
years ago, was the first woman editor
in this country. The lady, was the
owner, editor and publisher of the
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Ringing Bros. Circus.

I This Great Show will be at Tattersalps,
Chicago Q6th, State and Dearborn streets),
from April IL to Maya The performance
this year is superior to anything ever offered
in the amusement line, and is well worth n
special trip to see. Special arrangements
have been made for the comfort and pleaS-
ure of out-of-town visitors.
Preceding each performance there will be
an hours concert by the Royal Hawaiian
Band. The arenic performance embraces
three hundred performers, many especially
imported from Europe for the great show.
There is wonderful somerSault act from
platform 40 feet high; also Speedy, the
original American diver, who plunges so
feet into tank Of water only three feet in
depth. There are trick elephants, races,
sports, and The fine geological collection for
which Ringing Brothers menagerie In
noted. Don't miss it.
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= q nk

President Isaac Lewis of Sabina, Ohio,
is highly respected all through that
section. He has lived in Clinton Co. rs
years, and has been president of the
Sabina Bank 20 years. He gladly testi-
fes to the merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla,
and what he says is worthy attention.
All brain workers find Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla peculiarly adapted to their needs.
1t makes pure, rich, red blood, and
from this comes nerve, mental, bodily
and digestive strength.
~ am glad to say that Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla is very good medicine, especially as
blood purifier. 1t has done me good many
times. For several years suffered greatly
with pains Of
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
HUMOROUS

-Cynicism- what is q cynic 2"
"A cynic, my son, is man who sneers
at everything he hasn't cash enough to
keep up with."-Chicago Record.
How does Jibson stand prosperity
since he came into his fortune?" "Oh,
he stands it all right, but it is pretty
tough on his friends. Cincinnati En-
quirer.
II wonder why the widows always
get the best of the race for husbands?"
asked the fool young man. "They arc
faster, guess" replied Miss Ann
shent.- Cincinnati Enquirer.
II do not see," she said, with great
severity, "how it would be possible to
add to the unsightliness of boomers"
And the little wheelwoman contented
herself with innocently remarlling:
perhaps you are prejudiced. Did you
ever try them on ?"-Washington Star.
They Listened to the End.-"You
know what long-winded speaker
Mr.. Wyndham is 2" IT guess do" 'He
says he never delivered but one speech
where some people did not get up and go
out" "Where was that?'' '.In the
Joliet penitentiary."- Port Jervis Ga
zette. .. II. 49,, ,-.-..55 .... .,
My good man, the titled
gentleman who had been violating a
municipal ordinance, 81 am not subject
to the laws here; / belong to the no.
bility." swell, begorrah, !" replied Mr..
Terrence Flynn, "fcr the matter o.
that, nayther am Oh. Oh belong till the
police force" -Washington Star. ur ~
). -"Glass-eating,' observed a freak
who was as yet unclassified, sis bad
business. A glass-eater is thrown much
in the way Of temptation. I have known
several to become addicted to the bot
tie" The Zulu chief, to whom all civili-
zation was new, laughed boisterously.
but otherwise all was intensely and ops
pressively still.-Detroit Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
THE HUMAN FACE.
Visible Signs of Invisible Things Should
BE Our Guides.

BE Our Guides.
It is claimed that there is much in
physiognomy which reveals the true
character of the person to those from
whom it is most desirable to conceal
IT.. The claim is just one for those
who have learned the language of the
face, but there are few who really I'M
derstand these visible signs of invisi-
BILE things" To most people the faces
of those around them indicate nothing,
or surface qualities only. To the
learned few the characteristics indi-
Gated are in many cases Numerically
opposed to those which the uninitiated
or casual observer sees.
Isn't she lovely?" exclaimed one lady
to another recently. "She has such
candid, innocent, large blue eyes that
one must take to her at once" The
lady addressed made no reply, but she
felt that those same blue eyes were Of
type that, innocent, childlike and
soulful as they might seem, always i'll
dictated lack of truth in the owner.
81 would not trust those eyes any
where" said she to herself, "but shall
say nothing. They are of the type
known as the lying blue eye but it Is
not for me to judge" Nevertheless her
diagnosis of the case was entirely cor
rect.
With face of candor and blue eyes
that would melt heart of stone, the
owner, nevertheless, proved utter
ly unreliable in her word in
every way. Precisely the same
thing happened in relation to u
man having the same kind of soul
full blue eyes. 1t is not necessary that
everyone having blue eyes should have
a propensity for untruth, nor that al.
owning eyes of other colors should be
truthful, but so far it has been proved
that those to whom nature has given
eyes of this peculiar blue she also
gives vivid imagination, to put it del
icately.
what do you think of So and Sop
was asked by man of another man.
in relation to some one with whom
he would have close dealings.
II do not like his square jaw. You
will have trouble with him if you run
up against his opinions or Judgment or
if you give him any hold. Give him an
inch and he'll take an ELL I-....
"He has been very pleasant SO far
=. THAT may be, too, and I may be mis-
taken. Try him." In three months or
less the square jaw had asserted itself
and the close relations were abandoned.
r7 There iS No St,1fv which D0yS better
in the long run than that of the human
face. We may become Disguised with
all the meannesses we find below the
surface, but then we likewise will be
disappointed in the many good points
we discover, hitherto unsusrected, in
IN unattractive face. So things will
even themselves up. - Philadelphia
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tie, my fathers sister," said; 'we
came from Dawlish nere.~
us your aunt married" asked my
partner, breathlessly.
mo"
"Thank God!" am sure heard him
mutter under his breath.
mo" said. "Aunt had q terrible dis
appointment years ago; her lover was
killed-fell over the cliff, we think
the day before they were to have been
married, and aunt has never cared for
anyone since" #3
THANK God!" my strange partner
said this time, aloud. "My child, I
ought to explain, to introduce myself.
l should have done SO at first, but the
likeness was so striking; thought per-
haps you were Ter daughter. My name
is Tresillian, Gilbert Tresillian-ah, I
see you know" noticing my start II
was not killed on that awful night. I
was captured by the press gang"
eyes, yes" said, Ego on"
Il made desperate fight for liberty,
but what was one against so many?
was soon knocked insensible, and
when recovered consciousness was
on shipboard, bound for the Mcditer-
ranean. The next day gale sprang up,
our vessel was separated from the rest,
and we were captured, after n smart
engagement, by the enemy. was
landed, wounded and a prisoner, and
have remained prisoner ever SINCE
I tried to communicate with England,
but was discovered, and in consequences
was transferred to another prison, this
time in Switzerland, and only the entry
of the allies into Paris gave me my free
dom. / came to England, hurried to
Dawlish, to find that Miss Treherne
had left years ago, and that no one
knew my whereabouts. I returned t.
London TO settle matters with my
agents, and instruct them to continue
the search, and then accepted the in
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
p.afness CANNOT he CURED

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There Is
only one way to cure deafness, and that 10
by constitutional remedies. Deafness In
caused by an infiamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets infamed you have rumb!ing
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by catarrhl
that cannot be cured by HALLS Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free
III F.. ]. CHENEY s. Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
A Spring Trip South.

On April Z and 81, and May 8, tickets
and villages of the north, to all points on
the Louisville IL Nashville Railroad In
Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida
and portion of Kentucky, at one single
fare for the round trip. Tickets will be
payment of 50 to agent ut destination, and
will allow stop-over at any point on the
south bound trip. Ask your ticket agent
about it, and if he cannot sell you excur-
sion tickets write to G. P. Atmore, Gen
eral Passenger Agent, Louisville, KY, or
J. X. Ridgely, N. w. p. A. Chicago, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

vitation Of Maj. Pendarves, whom had
met in Paris, to spend a short time with
him. And you think Letitia-Miss
Treherne, mean-has not forgotten
me?"
mo, 1 am sure" said, "quite sure
Oh, 1 am so glad. You don't know
Aunt Lettie." Noticing an amused
smile on his face: "Ob, I had forgotten.
Well, she is just the sweetest, dearest
woman in the world, and I am so glad;
it is just like a story. Now take me
back to Sir John and tell him."
Jack and Sir John, Mr.. Tresillian and
I were soon SO deep in explanations
and congratulations that I am afraid
for time the other guests had to look
after themselves. 1t was arranged that
Jack and Mr.. Tresillian should accom-
pany me home that very night.
"Lettie, my child" said Lady PEN
darves, with merry twinkle in her
eye, as was leaving, unless ain much
mistaken, we shall be having two Miss
Treherncs married instead of one"
How happy was that night! kept
touching my half of the broken six.
pence in it's blue silk bag in my pocket;
it had indeed brought me luck. How
ever, the happiest day must end, and so
suppose must merry evening. Jack
aud l and Mr.. Tresillian were soon roll
| ing over the frost-bound roads toward
home, L with my hand in Jacks, SUI.
premely happy, and Mr.. Tresillian tell.
ing us his experiences as prisoner in
France. Poor fellow, how pitied him!
At last we arrived at the Dover house,
and it was agreed that should go in
first and break the news to my mother
and aunt Mother came into the hall
Z to meet me.
"Well, my child, have you enjoyed
yourself? But there, 1 need not ask you
you look radiant" .a
"Oh, mother dear" laying my hand
on her shoulder, 81 am so happy. Jack
has asked me, and if you consent, we are
to be married at Christmas" For an.
swer my mother kissed me. And,
whom you and aunt, too, will be glad to
see-an old friend"
"An old friend; but, my dear child,
why don't you bring them in?"
Jack, DEAR" I cried, "come in, both
of you. Oh, mother dearest" said, halt
laughing and half crying, 'he was not
killed; he did not die"
"Was not killed; what do you mean p
replied my mother, turning round as
Jack, followed by Mr.. Tresillian, came
up the hall. My mother put out both
hands to take Jacks and then catching
sight of Mr.. Tresillian's face, exclaimed:
"Merciful heaven, Gilbert"
eyes, Mary, it is I; not dead, as you
see; and Letter"
SIS waiting still, Gilbert. Oh, Maj
Pendarves, am so glad, Lettie has told
ire. And now, child, go into the oak
parlor and break the news to your aunt
No, perhaps had better. Gilbert, come
when call" Jack and went over Wy
the fire; and in few minutes mothes'l
voice called: Colbert, Gilbert, come
quick"
Mother soon rejoined us, and, togo the,
in the freight, we talked over our
plans; Jack saying must go to London
and be presented at Court on my mar
riage. There is little else to tell As
Lady pendarves had said, there were
two Miss Trehernes married together
and though Jack would never agree
with me, / always said Aunt Lettie
looked the better of the two Black and
White.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Home Seekers Excursions.

In order to give everyone an opportunity
TO see the Western Country and enable the
home seekers to secure home in time to
commence work for the season of 1896, the
Chicago, Milwaukee q st. Paul R,y has ar
ranged to run a series of four home seekers
excursions to various points in the West,
North West and Southwest on the follow
ing dates: March 10, April and 81 and Nav
5, at the low rate Of two dollars more than
ONE FARE for the round trip. Tickets will
be good for return on any Tuesday or Fri
day within twenty-one days from date of
sale. For rates, time of trains and further
details apply to any coupon ticket agent in
the East or South, or address GEO. H.
HEAFFoRD, General Passenger and Tickle.
Agent, Chicago, Ill
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Do You Want a Virginia Home ?

A fine improved farm of 1S4 acres, house,
barns, sheds, Orchard all underfence Three
miles from Railroad station. Twenty miles
from Washington City. WIN be sold with
live stock, implements and furniture. Price
$1,000. For complete description, rates of
fare and time folders, ETC., address FRED L
FEE, Land and Excursion Agent G. 81 o.
Ry., 234 Clark St., Chicago, Ill.
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81 DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVEN'T CENT. "

Tresillian. 1t was a splendid match
In every way, for he was young, rich,
amiable; he was an orphan, untroubled
with any undesirable relatives, and,
moreover, he had an ample income
arising from money in the funds. Gill
bert Tresillian came to stay in Dawlish,
where my grandfather then lived, at the
Mill house, charming old place some
four miles from the town, surrounded
by magnificent gardens, sloping ter
race TO the sea-gardens, the admira-
ton of the west country. The day be-
fore the wedding he spent there, return
ing In the evening to the Red Lion, at
Dawlish. My aunt walked with him
about a mile through the gardens, where
they parted until the morrow; and fron,
that mone=t Gilbert Tresillian was not
seen or heard of again. He disappeared
as completely from mortal ken as
though the earth had opened and swal.
lowed him. The country was secured
the shore beneath. the cliff was searched
but not the slightest trace could be
found. Ny poor aunt came near TO die
with brain fever, and when she reccr'
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
A Poor Machine.

81 am afraid your typewriter is not
a good make of machine" said the ed
itor to man who had brought in
typewriter article.
"Why, sir?'
81 see it doesn't know how TO spell
very well."--To Oats.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

No YOUNG girl should allow young man
to call on her oftener than three times n
week, even if they are engaged. Men get
tired of the same kind of pie if they have it
too often. A mans heart is cut out on the
same plan as his stomach, only ona smaller
scale-Atchison Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Neuralgia

in one eye and about my temples, espe-
cially at night when had been having a
hard day of physical and mental labor. I
took many remedies, but found help only In
Hoods Sarsaparilla which cured me Of
rheumatism, neuralgia and headache
Hoods Sarsaparilla has proved itself true
friend. also take Hoods Pills to keep
my bowels regular, and like the pills very
rmuch.n ISAAC LEWIS, Sabina, Ohio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Fair and Fruitful

AS the West is, it is often malarious. But
it is pleasant to know that competent safe
guard in the shape of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters exists, which absolutely nullities the
poison of miasma Western bound emil
grants should bear this in mind. Norsho
1t be forgotten, the Bitters is sterling
remedy for dyspepsia, biliousness, constipa-
ton, kidney and nervous complaints and
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
A SHINING EXAMPLE of what

n OIIIINIINO LNNNIT LE OF WIldt
may be accomplished by never vary
ing devotion to a single purpose is
seen in the history of the Mccormick
Harvesting Machine Co., Chicago.
For o5 years they have simply been
building grain and grass-cutting ma
chinery, and while there are probably
forty manufacturers in this line, it is
safe to say that the Mccormick
Company builds one-third of all
the binders, reapers and mowers used
throughout the entire void
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Are You Going to Cripple Creek /?

The Santa Fe Route is the most direct and
only through broad-gauge line from Chicago
ana kans a Glty TO tne istrct URPe
Pullmans, free reclining chair cars, fastest
time and low rates.
A profusely illustrated book, descriptive
Of Cripple Greek, will be mailed free of
charge on application to G. 7. Nicholson,
General Passenger Agent, Chicago, or a
copy may be obtained from any agent of
Atchson, Topeka 81 Santa Fee Railway.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
. HaIf Fare TO Vlrginia and carolina.

April 81 and May 5 Homeseekers' Excur-
sion tickets will be sold from all points in
the west and northwest over the big -Four
Route" and Chesapeake and Ohio Ry to Vir-
ginia and North Carolina at one fare for the
round trip. Settlers looking for home in
the south can do no better than in Virginia.
There they have cheap farm lands, no biz
yards, no cyclones, mild winters, never fail
ing crops, cheap transportation and the best
markets. Send for free descriptive pamph-
let, excursion rates and time folders. U. L.
TRUITT, NV. p. A, 234 Clark ST., Chicago, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

On April 7th, 21st and May 9Th, 1896, half
fare excursions will be run to points on the
Cotton Belt Route in Missouri, Arkansas,
Louisiana and Texas. For full particulars
and copies Of illustrated pamphlets write
K. w. LABEAUME, g. p. & -. A.,
Cotton Belt Route, st. Luis, No.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
All Ahout western Farm Tapda

The 'Corn Belt" is the name of an illus
trated monthly newspaper published by the
Chicago, Burlington and Quincy r. r. 1t
aims to give information in an interesting
way about the farm lands of the west. Send
25 cents in postage stamps to the Corn Belt,
200 Adams St., Chicago, and the paper will
be sent to your address for one year. &.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

- NEW YoRK.-"Hello, Jones' How did
YOU get herea" 'Walked." "Walked
from Buffalol What did you do that forr'
"Oh, we brought the baby. Hos teething.'
Truth
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

How DAISTILY across the street
A woman trips with grace complete,
Of While man, inferior in all,
Can nevor trip without fall.
...# Washington Times
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

The SHERIFF-"You say that fellow who
broke Jail left a message behindp' The
Keeper-"Yes, sir; here it is on this paper
Excuse the liberty take I Truth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

DEspIsE not any man, and do not spurn
anything. For there is no man that hath
not his hour, nor is thore anything that
hath not it's place.-Rabbi Ben AZai.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pins are the best.

CONSOLATION indiscreetly pressed upon
US when we are suffering under affection
| only serves to increase our pain, and to
render our grief more poignant
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
'eTuERE is only one girl In this world for


Is the song he was oft heard to holler;
And, como TO find out, the one he adored
Was the girl on the almighty dollar.
-Yonkcrs Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

GABpLEroN-"I believe child's ambition
should be encouraged. Now, Pm sure my
boy wears just as good clothes as / do"
Wiggins-"f'ml Cut down to fit him, !
suppose you meanT-Texas Siftings.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

"YoU fairly take my breath away" MUIR
INJURED the red-nosed man, as he swallowed
a clove.-Philadelph Record. 49,.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

EXPERIENCE enables me to depose to the
comfort and blessing that literature can
prove in seasons of sickness; how power
fully intellectual pursuits can help in keep
ing the head from Grazing and the heart
from breaking.-Thoma Hood.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

WHEN kings make war no law betwixt
two sovereigns can decide but that of arms,
where fortune is the Judge, soldiers the
lawyers and the bar the feld.-Dryden.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

"FINE feathers do not make fine birds"
But every harum-scarum
Is not prince; SO heed my words:
If you've fine feathers, wear 'em.
rs -Harper's Weekly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

SOME people have moral sentiment who
have no moral sense. There is \ d stinction
and difference.-N. Y. Mail and Express.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Cheap Railroad Rates

MosT men have more courage than even
they themselves think they have.--Greville.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
Cheap Excursions to the West and North
west.

On April 81 and May 5, 1896, the North
Western Line Chicago q North Western
R'y) will sell Home Seekers excursion
tickets at very low rates to large number
of points in Northern Wisconsin, Michigan,
Northwestern Iowa, Western Minnesota,
Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota,
including the famous Black Hills district.
For full information apply to ticket agents
OF connecting lines or address W. b. kNIs-
KERN, G. p. & T. A, Chicago, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

WHEN two discourse, if the ones anger
rise, the man who lets the contest fall is
wise.-Plutarch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23
SAID n bicycle bow: "Now then.

bAID u DlCy Doy' INOW tDcu,
] will ride like the racing menW
But he got into trouble,
For he bent himself double,
And couldn't bend back again.
Buffalo Express.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-04-23

Our dangers and delights are near allies,
from the same stem the rose and priclle
rise.-Shakespeare.