The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-06-25
How the corn grows But the hay

years.
Miss Maude Yule graduates this
summer at the Normal school in Mil
waukee.
Mrs. Theodore Schendt, who had
tumor removed recently, is recover
ing nicely.
Miss Lily Runals will begin her
Chautauqua work this year the fore
part of July.
Mrs. G. 81. jackson and children,
of Waukegan, are spending the week
at j. A. Jackson's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Fisher attend
ed the commencement exercises at the
Waukegan high school.
Charles Becker, who has been at
tending school at Madison, returned
home Thursday evening.
Newspaper advertising ought to be
a help to every business; if not it is be-
cause it isn't done right.
Colorado fired 100 guns in honor of
Teller's bolt. Utah's Cannon also par
ticipated in the festivities.
The scientists should give up try
ing to make rain and turn their atten-
ton to preventing cyclones.
"A man fell off the tug Fred Engel
and got a bad soaking in the Shiny
part of the bayou Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Clifford, of
Chicago are the guests of Mrs. Clifford's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John McKune.
1t is understood that one of the
dry goods stores is getting up an ex-
cellent exhibit for the Fourth of July
parade.
Every industry in Kenosha and
every store should be represented in
some way in the Fourth of July pro-
cession.
The ideas in Calithumpianism-
which will be represented in the
Fourth of July procession will be funny
and catchy.
Every man having beard should
keep it an even and natural color, and
if it is not so already, use Buckingham's
Dye and appear tidy.
M. G.. O'Donnell has sold to Isa-
belle Robson a lot on Ashland avenue.
Consideration $500. A house will be
built on the lot at once.
-Married-On June Is, at 7:30
p. M, Chas. Schultz, cashier United
States Express Co., to Miss Emma
Matilda Schneider, sRev. E. F. Dorm
feldt officiating.
A French prophet announces that
the end of the world Will come next
September. If it doesn't come then he
can still remain in the prophecy bust
ness simply by changing the date.
Not one of the prairie states will
admit that any of the cyclones origin
ated within it's borders: each claims
that every storm started somewhere
else and was blown in by accident.
-Messrs. O'Malley & Hoban, the
young contractors, have
secured the contract for the brick work
on VIM. Craney's new house. Work
will be commenced some time next
week.
Have you made up your mind
about float for the Fourth of July
procession? If not, it would be we'll to
get about it and report the fact to
Chief Stemm so that he can make up
the parade.
Ayers Pills promote the natural
motion Of the bowels, without which
there can be no regular, healthy opera
ton. For the cure of biliousness, in
digestion, sick headache, constipation
jaundice, and liver complaint, these
pills have no equal. Every dose effect
i've.
Business men, you should have an
ad. in the official program for July 4th.
This is no fake" advertising scheme
of promising to get out a large number
of programs and then printing about
500, but one which will benefit every
man who places his ad. therein as there
will be 5000 copies issued and distrib-
uted throughout the city and county.
Much is said of the bicycle as "a
disturbing element in business. One
statement is that 1000 tailors are out
of employment in New York because
the vast army of Wheelmen has ceased
to wear fine clothes on Sunday. On
the other hand, the profits of the rub
Der men last year were over So, 900, 900.
There are always two sides to a bust
ness revolution.
An exchange says a man who
chewed 20 cents worth of tobacco a
week concluded to try the tobacco
cure. In two weeks he ate up $3.50
worth of the cure and for the next two
weeks he used 10 cents worth of candy,
5 cents worth of cough drops, cents
worth of peanuts, 5 cents worth Of
chewing gum per day. During these
two weeks he also consumed two large
rubber erasers, ate rubber tips from
fourteen lead nenci1S chawAd nm a