The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-07-06

the advocate. cold bugs u Wall street
-peiraF the peOpi-coin bonds-ereen-
-a9ellA.s-money now ln clrcllaiiol' Dl-l-ols,
iniilionss thousands. hundreds. Q0liAEs ana
oaines, says the other. and by that time
eacn pair Is the center Of a gaping crowd
mat doesn't know and wants TO Along
~ the quiet hours to-day. before Inc neAFg
euha got unlimberea. there Mas one oL
these debating classes IN the lobby o. the
Auditorium annex. and crowd was col
iectlng- A travelling man. Who resented
TINS political trlhing with his regular no.
iel comforts. broke through the shore
Ice ana eNclaimel 70 either OF the contest
ants; You say there isn't money enough
now N circulation That's what I said
said the calamity bowler. land the way TO
MAKE each man rich is 20 double the mon
eyi that's what" Who'll double itZ''
ny. we will-the people" Double our
own money!" Yes, certainly. You see
All the people Of the Jnited States give
70 an the people Of the United States just
twice as much cash as Is now in
existence in the United States We'll,
1at' " Is this way: When Where
does this Increase come FROM From
the people OF the United States. said the
SILVER man, for he was unconsciously
uIiFeh 70 corner. The travelling man
paused moment. and then he said. Il
am one OF the people of the United States
give myself-not from the funds of any
one else, but from my OWn-tWice the
money 4 now have. Every other man In
the United States treats himself just as
consequently It is worthless. yet 1t Is sup
posed TO enrich US. Wouldn't you better
go ana get another drink?"
The only thing that is absolutely Ger
tain, so far as I can ascertain, is that
we are TO have IS to I convention from
me opening prayer 20 the fall of the
sdVel, and that any attempt 20 interfere
WIN this programme VIII result TO the
disadvantage Of whom it may concern.
says the Chicago Record. Senator Vest
tells a story that Illustrates the deter
minauon OF the free silver men 10 carry
out their own programme ard TO tolerate
no suggestion or objection from the mi
nority.
He says that a man Of the name Of
JAKE Smythe used to keep a dance house
ana music hall down on the river bank
at Kansas City when that town was new,
and furnished evening diversion for pOr-
ton OF the popuia ton who were not too
fasudious. And il was Jakes habit to
run MS own show, just as the silver men
intend 10 run this convention. One night,
as usual, he announced from the stage
that Miss Birdie Annandale would sing
Down In the Valley"
river boatman who happened TO be
occupying a prOscenlum box arose and
entered a protest. He said that the pa
irons of Mr.. Smythes entertainments
were tired of Down In the valley and
they wanted something new. lie INDUCED
also In some reflections upon the musical
accom- dshments OF Miss Birdie AMMAN
dale, and expressed dissatisfaction with
the programme in general. Mr. Smythe
being man Of firm convictions, ike
those who are managing this convention,
and familiar with the demands of the
pubic, moved promptly across the stage
and grasped the boatman by the ears
Showing him along before him, with we'll
adminiStered kicks at frequent intervals
when he reached the door he kicked him
into the road, while the audience watch
ed the proceedings with great interest
Then, when quet was restored, Mr.
Smythe returned 10 the platform anG
said:
Nevertheless and Notwithstanding
Miss Birdie Annandale will now sing
Down in the Valley"
Mr.. Vest recommends the moral i'm this
story to the careful reflection Of the gold
bugs.