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srFrED FROM THE BLOOD

By the kidneys, impurities pass of harmiessly.
The inactivity OF the organs named rot only
cause these impurities To remain and poison
the system, but also leads to the degeneration
and destruction OF the organs themselves. Pre-
vent brights disease, diabetes, dropsy, gravel
and other ailments which AFFECT the kidneys
and bladder with Hostetter's stomach Bitfers
which likewise overcomes malaria, dyspeptc,
bilious, nervous snd rheumatic complaints.
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FROST. FRoLIc AND BUSINESS.

The wind over frozen ponds and lakes.
over snow fields OF plains and open coun-
try, is heavily charged with frost and fine
pai ticles OF frozen matter. 1t n the m ost
penetrating way for chill to set in. Sud-
den warmth, sudden chill, and severe
colds Girls and boys skating. driving for
pleasure or business, and men At work
sne'd know the difference In temperature.
mouth open laughing take In . dose OF
sorethroat. Drivers and workmen throw
aside wraps and all know the next day
from soreness and stiffness what sudden
chill means. Now the best thing to do
when housed is to rub we'll at once with St.
Jacobs Oil. II you do. you will not have
sorethroat; or II you are stiff and sore, 1,
will cure by warming the surface to throw
out the chill.
rirst clerk-Does your guv'nor ever tell you
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-05-02

"Ah, me, my h cart is full SIS he'd the girl
who had been taking advantage of her leap year
privilege until she found herself engaged TO five
men.
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April

The best medicine TO purity, enrich and
vitsliss the blood, and thus give strength
and build up the system, Il Hoods sarsA-
psriIla. Thousands take 1t ~ their Spring
Medicine, and more are taking Il today
than ever before II You are tired, "oat OF
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M ay

sorts," nervous, have bad tsss In the
morning, aching or dizzy head, sour
stomach and feel all run down, = courss
OF Hoods sarsaparilla will put your whole
body in good order and make you strong
and vigorous. II IL the ideal Spring
Medicine and true nsrvs tonic, becauss
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-05-02

MARRIAGE JOURNAL, containing pictures
and $50 ads 10 cent?. II Will help You find
wealthy life mariner T. o. box go9. Portland
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How.s THIS.

We offer One Hundred Dollar Reward for
any case OF Catsrrh that cannot b cured By
Halls Catarrh Cure.
~. CHENEY a CO, Prop<, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known =. ]. Cheney
for the lAst is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable In all business transactions and an
anciHlly able 70 carry out any obligations nads
By their nrm.
WEsr q TKuAx,
Wholcs ale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDIra, KIrrAr A hARvr.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Cstsrrh Cure IL taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of
The system. Price. 7tc per bottle. Sold By AL
drueRfsx- Testimonials free
Halls Family Pillz ars the bet
Try GKRnKA for breakfast
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Piso's Cure is the medicine TO break up
children's Coughs ands Colds.-MRs. NJ. G.
BLUNT. Spragne. Wash. March 3. 1894.
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FITS.-An nts stopped Tree by DIR. Klfne's
Great Nerve Restorer- No hts aftei the nrst
days Marvellous cures. Treatise and 800
trial bottle Tree 70 Fit Send 70 DR.. Kline.
e3l Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa
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NJ a rch

April. May arc most emphstically ~
months for taking = good blood purifier,
because the system il now most In ned
Of such = medicine, and bscaass u nors
quickly responds 70 medicinal qualities
In winter impurities do not pass out OF the
body freely. but accumulate In the blood.
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First clerk-Does your guv'nor ever tell you
fellows funny stonesf Second Clerk-No; but
We have 10 laugh iust the same
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DIRECTIONS for using
CREAM BALM. - apply
g particle Of the Balm tcelI
up into the nostrils. Ate,
a moment dralc strong
breath through the nose,
Use three times a day, after
meals preferred, and befor,
retiring.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-08-06

head contemptuously and made as nc
to vault the wooden stile. Shaemus,
however, forgot that he was no longer
what is called in Ballycarney .soople.'
He caught one foot in the stile-bar,
and rolled heavily over into the weod
beyond. When he trieG to walk he
found that his ankle had been painful
" twisted.
AT first the Widow O'Farrell smiled
grimly at this accident; but when She
had gone a little way into the wood
and, looking back, had seen Shaemus
seated on a boulder nursing his foot
mournfully, her better nature asserted
itself.
s sMisther Malone, she said, there's
no love lost between Us; but We have a
right to lock for Ks'thY Ryan the same
as have. Without takin' any liber-
tie, or hatin' you an yours any less, ]
make bould to offer you my arm.
"Shaemus Veg, after due considera-
ton took the preferred aid. Mrs.
.OFarrell was his re ply, I don't want
your friendship, an you don't want
mine. To-day, hoWsomever, we have
a common object, ma am. We're
searchin' for our lost child. take
Your arm with thanks
These formalities gone through,
they continued their expedition. The
widow had done wisely in bringing
Shaemus with her, for his quick eye
and knowledge of woodcraft discov-
cred scores Of traces left behind by
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-08-06
a Fish story.

There is an old darkey who cam be
.ound any dny perehed on such freight
4 rs may rest upon the platform of the
little station at s - up in MAR e. He
las cheerful word for every one that
will greet him, and was never known
10 lose his good humor except on one
occasion. One morning he as, as usu-
II, perched on bale of straw, but in
stead of whit tiing at a piece of stick, a
nabit of his, he sat with his face in
ais hands, gazing mournfully out over
.he little luke that stretched away
among TIE hills. 1t was then noticed
that bis nose had assumed enormous
proportions, almost shutting out his
{ sy es. #
WHY Ike. what's the matter with
your Ax.Ee -
He shook his head sadly, and in
CURED Il I had a little ''baccy.'' I.
handed him some and waited for an
sexplanatio about his ncse.
81 .'I's neber gwan to fish no mo-, sab
no, sab! neber no mo- cause OATS
where got dat nose. ycuse see
How did It happen, Ike? Tell us;;
perhaps we can fix you mp. = 2. #s
See dat little neck er-rllnnin' out
past de big mountain ober dar? Well,
round dat neck dere's cove, an
sdere assdcy kls bout dis place. was
aer-fshin' dei.s de oder day when IseS
seed or big one filth by q rock dat's
,dere ise thrn shed dat spot by de
hour. nm dat trout he done come an
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-08-06
Life-snxtnr Appliances.

The terrible disaster to the Drum
mond Castle has been followed by a
large number of letters to the London
Times on the disgraceful inadequacy
of the life-belts usually provided on
ocean steamers. ALI the bodies that
were recovered from the sea after the
wreck of the Drummond Castle were
equipped with life-belts, and life-belts
Of the most modern type. One Of the
survivors of the catastrophe relates
that when he was struggling in the wa
ter he saw spots of light in the sea all
around him. He could not at first un-
derstand it, but soon remembered that
the life-belts were Of a special kind,
which, as soon as they touched the wa
ter, emitted a light. And yet only
three men survived the wreck. The
question naturally arises, Of what use
are the life-belts if they do not save
life? An investigation is to be made,
and it is insisted that if modern life
belts are useless, they should at once
be superseded by a more seryiceable
appliance.
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themselves Win the utmost D1S-
nifty
Kathy- traces which Mrs. O'Farrell,
left to her own devices would have
missed. Here was scrap from the
child's frock dangling on a briar, here
her footprint was marked upon the
marshy ground. Here, again, she had
stopped to build a pyramid of fir
cones.
It was III the Castle Carney woods,
however, that the sponsors received a
shock which all but completely I'M
nerved them. They had gone on for
some distance wilhout finding any
signs Of Kathy when, Oh reaching the
bank of the River Fear, which at that
point ran through the park, they
stopped and looked at each other with
dread.
The riyer!' gasped Shae1nus Veg.
'Coul she have fallen in? Is it deep
hereY
IRIS. O'Farrell began to pray rap
idly aud fervently, as they slowly
paced along the bank. Suddenly
Shaemus uttered a cry Of horror.
Right in their path lay a white sun
bonnet-the very one worn by little
Kathy
MRS. O'Farrell threw up her arms
and tainted on the spot. When she
came to Shaemus was bathing her
face
'"'tArrah, don't We take on so!' he
cried 'Shure she may not be drowned
at allH
"'Shaemus Vegr said the widow,
sitting up. This is warnin' to you
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PHOTOGRAPHING THE VOICE.
The Apparatus Il a BOX with Zig hs-

n 8
l5f3.
rne Appara ms = g box with Eis -.
= : 8 ssn'' ~ :. ri.
I'eople not only ssee themselves as
DINERS sse them, near themselves as
others hear them, and, IN the light Of
the Roentgen rays, study the mystery
OF sthelr anatomy, put are enabled, 5Dy
81 late discovery, to photograph tAe3s
voice. This new philosophy was /. eA-.
planned last night at the lecture nan OF
the e. NJ. y. "A. building, In German
4 town, BY DIR. Floyd y. sMuckey, a Well
I known throat specialist Of New York
city, and who, with DR.. William Hal
lock, professor q physics ~ -Sjolul1blal
college, 1lrst conceived the idea OF the
appllcatlon OF photography 70 the nus
man voice. II Isl z 5.
Dr. Dr. MICKEY came to Germantown. ar az
the request OF ms Irlend, TOT. NC
8Colhble Murray, ana Drougnt Win ., nm
ms MS complete outnt tor the Iuilest dem 7.
onstraIlon OF Hal ! ana Muckey e
Ilh .sI OF voice photography.
ne uoctor ls y man u lllle presence,
an q easy, pleasing taiker ana eAceilents
denonstrator. HIS lecture, alded by
ngures, cnarts ana applla1ces, Was.
nlghly en1ertalnlng ana ed ac'
s.. -, :. SO. y - = 49,. -
teccnnlcall1les, ana ne mace Els scie llI.
50 slnmple ana pracllcai as 70 70, pe esaslly
ana -, Clearly .lnaerstonu py al
d, Inc process IS reahy pnoNt'og n
tne mechanism nee ian OF the voice. Inc ap-z
paratus IS q rectangular g Dox, INTO Que
sue q Wnlcn are ntted eignt ies sial'-
ors, metal spheres, graduated IN SIZE.
winch winch represent the Iuna az. aug
even lones q Tue voice; inls series u.
resoilatois y coHnecteu VIII eisnl III
lionet ZIG -capsules On tne reverse sue
Y Tue poA' anu a,i' patk u lhese y plaeeu
calil l,l =, ne eapsules ase elnil.liis
q sn u. .Hille ~ gas. y pelson-
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billboard Nuisances.

The iong-sufering public is threat
ened with a new and particular hideous
phase Of billboard advertising. Some
German of misguided genius has
patented and is preparing TO put on
the market in this country a new kind
hosphorescent paint for use in letter
ing all kinds of advertisements on city
boardings and country fences. The
letters show in common black, white
or other colors during the day, but at
night they shine with a smoky, lurid
and altogether weird brilliancy
At present there is at least some sur
cease Of suffering for the offended eye
when darkness covers up the horrors
Of the billboards, but unless this for
eigner and his invention are sup
pressed the streets will be a continual
nightmare and night ride on a rail-
road in the suburbs will be productive
of delirium tremens, when every fence
and stone along the track shooting at
one sulphurous commands to take
Blanks pills and wear Bluffs liver
pads. London Telegraph.
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an me. Here we are keepin' up our
sinful factions flynn in the very face
of Providence. What luck could we
expect from such work as that?''
True for ye, Maurya true for ye,''
muttered Shaenus. &
For the first time in their lives these
two had called each otLer by their
& Christian names.
There was a silence for moment,
and then Mrs. O'Farrell rose to her
feet. S8
If the little one is not drowned, Z
she said, II be satisfied to do pen
ance for year. I love that child bet
ter nor she We're my own 8s
'Arrah, woman, We don't love her
any better than I do. expostulated
Shamus Veg. .Shure, I'd lie willin' to
make peace with the o Farrells If we
could only find Kathy.'
81 DO you name that. Shae.nns Veg
Malone said Mrs @ 'Farlell, sharplv.
Certain sure. mean it,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-08-06
Insult to Injury.

Tyre-Did you hear how shabbily
Newcoaster treated his family physt
clan? ss
Biker--N No: what did he do?
TyreP Postpone paying the doctors
bill SO that he could buy a wheel and
become vigorous N orth American.
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look at de ~, an deny sah, den
dat trout laugh at ne an swim way
rs tried eberytsing to ketch him, but
'tw'an't any l1ge. Den Ise grew err
sthinkin'. What he do round dat stone
all de time? So Lse rested very quiet
nm watched dat stone. Pretty soon
Ise SEQ bee hummin' round close to
de water an near de stone, an Ise see
de trout make er leap for him. III
Dat settled it; Ise knew what ter
ketch i'm wild. Use just caught er bee
an put de hook in between de wings,
where it wouldn't hurt him. Den Ise
casted. Yah! yah !!- he! he! Dat trout
made one leap, IN he had de bee: but
de fight was awful. He done paid no
,tention ter me, but he an der bee wuz
hayin' it out-an how dey did fight!
Ise got him on de bank at last, an
dere's where my trouble came in. Ise
opened his mouth Ter get de hook out,
when out flew dat bee, an he wuz mad.
Yes, sab, he jest been a-Waitin' fer
me, lse know, an he landed plumb on
my nose. Youse see de result. But
dat's only part OBJ it. De trout he
5sWelled up de same Wsy. He wuz five
pounds when first ketcEed him, an
when he wuz done sScllin' he Wuz too
heavy to calry home.''
We silently left Ike to continue his
mournful ccntempla ton Of the lake. -
Harper's Round Table.
Clever Feats OF a Chimpanxee.
Prof. Garner says that one Of the
most intelligent ard quite the best
educated chimpanzee that he ever saw
is Consul II. The many feats done by
this ape would fill a small volume. He
has not been trained to perform them
as tricks, simply to amuse and enter
tain visitors, but many Of them he ha9
taken up Of his own accord, having
seen others do So The feat that Inn
pressed me most was his skill in rid
ing a tricycle., and his taste for that
sport. He often takes his machine
without being told, ard rides all about
the place; if he finds it lying on its
/ side, he sets it upright, adjusts the
handle bar, mounts it and takes a
/ ride. He propels it with ease and
guides it with dexterity. No boy Of
his own age can handle it with more
skill. He rides all about the place,
oAOuAAN SAO vans duu uI1tcSS dl1 OfCI
several acres Of ground; he steers it
around the posts and corners, around
the curves Of the paths, makes his
way through crowds Of people without
colliding with them He amuses him
self by the hour at this pastime.
When he tires of it he sometimes
shoves the vehicle up in one corner
and leaves it.
Consul also smokes cigar, cigarette
or pipe. He often finds a cigar stub
about the place, picks it up, puts it in
his mouth, and then goes to his keep.
er for q light. One amusing habit he
has is that Of splitting; he is not very
skillful in this, but he is persistent.
However, he has the politeness not to
spit on the floor; he spreads q piece OF
paper on the floor and uses it as Gus.
pidor. Harper's Round Table.
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Afther oil these long years you'd

s fther al these long years you'd
mike peace? r.
IL 1T was fifty times as ould q
faction. Shurc, what is IT all worth,
set against that OF e little child ~
Tis the gospel y're talkin' sShae-
mus. But what'll The parish say ~
Nv hat do we care, SO long as we
find Kathy r.
Ye're right, Shac1nus, we're right, z
exclaimed the widow. 534s
Then. somewhat shamefacedly, and
with downcast eyes, they made 4 sol
emn covenant that If Providence
should restore to them, unharmed,
their mutual godchild, the Malone
O'Farrell faction should be at an end,
and they should ;,bs Ike hands upon the
spot.
Ten minutes later they had descend
ed a decliyity in the woods, where.
under the trunks of trees and under
their branches, they saw the water
shining, and UP from under the shelv-
ing bank came childish voice singing
the song OF Fear River. .7.
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Envelopes.


The Invention Of envelopes is within
the memory Of the nidd le-aged per-
sons, and was the result of Brighton.
England, stationer's endeavor to make.
his store look attractive. He took
fancy for ornamenting his store win
doWs with high plies of paper, gradu--
ated from the largest to the smallest.
size In use. To bring his pyramid to
point he cut cardboard into very minute.
squares. Ladies took these cards to be
small listed notepaper, and voted III
perfectly lovely. z So great was the
demand that the stat ioner found it de-
ssirable to cut paper the size so much.
admired. But there was one difficulty
The little notes were so small that
when folded there was no space for all
dress, SO after some thought the idea OF
an envelope pierced the stationer; g.
brain. He had them cut by lnat.sl
plate, and soon, SO great was the Il
mand, he commissioned a dozen house
70 manufacture them for him. Foo
such small beginnings came fllis :-.,-
porant branch OF the stationery bust
ness The Sta toner.
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the strand like one that had dined1
well.
Z wel-welc him. blushinglyI
answered he, .into-''
into our midst, reckon, !" snorted
the first, turning on his heel The.
Maggie.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-08-06
DARTMoUTH's WOMAN MASTER
Miss Katherine Mordantt Jufnt Who
Received a Degree.

History was made al Dartmouth
college Wednesday in comforting the
degree of master of arts on Miss Kath-
crime Mordantt Quint, daughter of the
Rev. "A. H. Quint, a Dartmouth alum
nus, and trustee of the college Miss:
Quint was tine first young woman ac-
copied by the trustees for post-grad-
uate course, and her fine scholarship
in their opinion, justifes the new de-.
parture, though the doors will still be.
closed to all but men for the under
graduate course.
y. Miss CUNTS acceptance by the
trustees was due wholly to her own
e2ertions, and came as the result of
her petition to President Tucker. of
Dartmouth college, asking for the priv
ilege of taking a postgraduate course.
She was already graduate of Wellesr
ley class of 90, and, while there. was
member of tie Shakespearean soci-
ETY. and one Of the staff Of editors of
the first 'Legenda." Later, she taught
in Tabor academy, Marion, and on
leaving to continue her studies at Dart
mouth, received a years leave of abb
sence. Now that she has secured her
degree of master Of arts, and compIet-
ed her advanced studies in Greek anda
English, with Greek as major course,
it is her intention to resume her posi-
ton as teacher at Tabor academy,
where she has already taught two
years with decided success.
1t is nothing wonderful,' = said Miss
CUNT, in speaking of her post-gra du-
ate course ut is, after all, only what
Yale has already done for woman, al
though, to be sure, Harvard is as yet
to come forward TO share her real hon.
ors with us. President Tucker has
been delightfully."- pleasant about the
innovation, and says he does not see
why the privilege of postgraduate.
study at Dartmouth, which is granted
to the graduates of brother colleges,
should not be conceded to the gradu--
ates of sister colleges as well. He
makes no great point Of it at all. Mem.
who graduated from other colleges.
may tale POSTCARD uate courses at
Dartmouth by becoming resident stu
dents at the college, and in allowing
women the privilege the trustees sim
ply broaden the statement and say
that the graduates of other colleges,
not specifying whether they are men
or women, are eligible to take the
course
"A happy coincidence in connection
with the comforting of the degree by
Dartmouth OIL Miss Quint is the fact
of the fftieth anniversary of her faith
ers graduation from the same college,.
Springfield (AIass.) Republican.
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'Yi-Duach Osraidhe an foun te.
Fionn-clat fairsipg ma Feara. =

Its Kathy!' cried the widow; and
.lutching Shaemus by tie arm, she
Ealf-dragged. half helped him along
the bank, in the direction whence the
voice proceeded.
&s In the long bullrushes lay moored q:
boat; aud cucled up in the stern of
this lovely craft lay the. missing
Kathy Ryan. Philadelphia Inquirer.
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CannibaI Repartee

Canniba1 Repartee.
5sWhat became Of that fat mission-
airy saw walking this way an hour
ago?" suspiciously asked one anti-veg-
etarian of another who sat quietly on
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-08-06
Musical Pointer.

Iillson-I know where you can And
4 remarKap bly, cheap piano mover.
Rsiggs-H low did you discover him?
Pil.scIs--7I let my piano rent get be,
hiEd Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1896-08-26
REPUBLICAN TICKET.
SILVER TALK.

The siIyerites have a great deal to say
about the act of congress on February L,
1873 demonetizing silver. Admitting
this to be true, we will ask what effect IL
had upon our monetary system at that
time or since. In August 1862 specie en-
tirely disappeared and did not return Tor
general circulation until November
1876. Therefore, for fourteen years anu
three months all we had in the financial
field was promise to pay Everyone
accented it in good faith, hence 1t an
swered every purpose. The trade dollar
was the only piece of silver on the mar
ket calling for one hundred cents Ihe
people were anxious to receive them and
millions we're laid away as keepsakes'
hut in a few years there was talk Of dis
coutning them and they soon made thelI
appearance and were called into the
treasury.
In 1878 the act of 1873 was repealed
and the present silver dollar appeared
and has been the circulating medium
ever since. Another cry is that the in
trinsic value of silver dollar is only hi
ty-tyo cents, which is doubtless true
but this is on account of silver bulllor
being so plentiful. If on the other han(
the amount of bullion in silver dolla
cost the government dollar and tiv'
cents the number Of grains would hav
be reduced or the government would pro
duce ii at a loss.