New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-02-14

to understand that am hard-workng man ~.
Her Iover-Oh, | don't want 10 work you-tDs-
troit Tribune
The students OF Kenyon College have put them
selves under the direction OF skilled mechanic ana
are personally doing all the work required to repair
and improve the gymnasium hall Of the college
CATHODE RAYS.
Now the tmid, doubling sutton.
BY Professor Rontgen's art.
MAJ before ne speaks, discover
" ~ indianapolis Journal
Athens Ca. has quaint advertiser whose spe-
al,v IS roof repairing and whose style is shown In
this paraeraph: Lots of men would be upstuckin
and biggety when everybody praised their work.
but am not that way. speak just as poaev
TO a poor man as do to one who owns metsA
roof That's my way.
Theory and Practice.-Doctor Ito brother PIX.
slcan)Yes. Sir. the sovereign remedy tof a., IL
enough air into their houses Well, must hurry
off: I'm Grand
brother Physican-Go.ns far?
only OF 50 as ha59%se 70
At a recent meeting Of the Society of Friends Of
Yorkshire England. a memorial was adopted en-
treating the British Government ito give effect to
the resolutions in favor OF arbitration passed by
both Houses OF Congress in 1882, and by the House
OF Commons In 1898: and TO further the establish
ment of permanent judicial tribunal represent
ing both nations 10 whlcn all differences may
be referred as they arise" The memorial
adds that the time has arrived when all
thought OF through Misunderstanding be-
tween English-speak!ng peoples should be BAN
lshed forever and judicial procedure should De suo-
sttuted az at once more consonant with the teach-
ing Of Christianity and with the dictates OF reason
She Inherited It-"How much do you love me hi:
evening, GFacieT asked papa, putting ava! H's
cane and taking off his gloves and overcoat
That ponds how much candy you've oroughl
mi. ed
How like you. dear" rejoinei papa. aoss SEN;
easo Tribun sCD' ''''''S' "N' w.
real Mr. Malaprop was discovered the other
afternoon in the person OF a Broadway cabe-car
conductor The car was a downtown trip ana
had few passengers until 1t reached Fourteentn-s~
There half dozen people Ave women ana ono
man. got aboard. Three OF the women ana mo
man found seats together. but the other two went
TO another part OF the car thereby leaving u
doubtful as to whether they members OF tie
party or not. The man with the three, instead OK
giving the exact change offered hai,-do"ar III
payment OF the fares. and the conductor was as
much in the dark ever. To inquire was p'aihy
the only way arrive at the truth win pohte
wave OF his hand toward the two women in 'ne
further corner he asked blandly: Are those
ladies implicated?
Mrs. Casey Ito barkeeper)-Do moy man Moiks
be here? a. - 49,,
Mrs Casey (musingly)-Shure, he couldn't have
been loaded then.-(San Francisco wave.
The following is an extract from letter which mas
Iust been written to The Tribune: 81 wish TO ex-
press my obligation to The Tribune Almanac for IN
formation respecting the Massachusetts referendum
on equal suffrage l needed the statistics for an
anti-suffrage article which l am writing. ana
though hunted high and low through files OF papers
and volumes of statistics which gave me every other
sort OF information, could not find the necessary
figures looking for. and was beginning TO %
very much discouraged, when thought Of The Trio-
une Almanac On consulting 1t. found exactly
what | wanted, and indeed. much fuller Informal
ton than had space to The Almanac has
been OF the greatest service to me. and want 70
thank the compiler whoever he u.s. for the complete
OF his work"
More observation-disclosures you must not play
with that little boy In the lower hat-his famiy
isn't al good as ours"
why. mamma, his family is heap better'n ourn;
he's got cousin ats crazy, an brother ats IN
Jail. an blind uncle. an deaf grandma -'Ch'-
cago Record.
1t is interesting just now to recall a letter pub
lished In THE Congre sationalist" on December 2a
$685. and written by the Rev. DR.. Cyrus Hamlin. In
which he declared that IAN Armenian revolutionary
party Is causing great evil and suffering TO the
missionary work and TO the whole Christian popu-
lation Of certain parts of the Turkish Empire Us
a secret organization. and is managed with Skin
inideceit which Is known only In the East pr
Hamlin said also that an intelligent Armenian to!o
him that the object Of the Armenian agitation was
to cause Russia to step in and absorb Turkey
The scheme. according to this Armenian. was 10
goad the Turks into killing number OF Ar
menlans so to give Russia excuse 10 inter-
fere Whether DR.. Hamlin correctly Informed
or not. his standing a Christian minister gives
Importance to his statement.
Secrets OF Decentralization Youth-Father,
am unwilling to go through life nobody. WISH
TO leave name, long TO breathe tne swes srest
mosphere Of fame. l am resolved TO become great
Will you advise me? -.
Wise Father-With pleasure. The foundation o.
greatness Is good education.
A. VI am laying 1t. .
W. F.-Next. You need industry and good haoit"
A. Yves. What else?
w: Railways be polite to newspaper msn.-VNs"
York Weekly.