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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-30
LAFE PENCE,S TEXAS FRIEND.
His Mood Changed as He Filled Up at
the Bar.

His Mood Changed as He Filled Up at
the Bar.
LATE Pence was travelling through Indi-
ana and stopped at Indianapolis for few
days. At his hotel he had drink or two
with an old fellow who questioned him
about his acquaintance in Texas. "Ever
been to Fort Worth?' he asked. ever
met fellow there named Johnson-Sike
Johnsong'
"Sike Johnson" said LATE. "Oh, yes;
l know Sike we'll. He has done a great
business and Is one of the richest men in
the state now"
well, Sike Johnson's my brother. If
you knock around that way again, tell
Sike that his old brother is up here with
nothing to wear and mighty little to eat
and If he wants to help him along little
now's his chance"
He dropped tear and LATE promised.
LATE returned from shopping excursion
an hour later and again stood up to the
bar with his new acquaintance, who star
tied him with:
Ever know a fellow in Fort Worth
named Sike Johnson?"
"Oh, yes, very we'll, replied tho Popu-
list. "Sike is an old friend Of mine. He
has done we'll and is one of the richest men
In the Lone Star State.''
"Well, has he? You don't say? Skies
my brother, young man, and a pretty good
sort of fellow. When you see him again,
say that his old brother is up here doing
about as we'll as could be expected and
asking no favors."
Again LATE promised and the two parted
after another drink.
When LATE met his new acquaintance
for third time, he found him in mellow
condition, in the act of falling out of the
barroom door, When he caught sight OF
the congressman, he staggered up with:
Say, my friend, hear there's Teller
up here wot's been down to Fort Worth
Know anything bout i'm? You ever beer
to Fort Worth?"
ooh, yes, many times, but, old man.
Ever know Teller there named Sike
Johnson
Certainly. Sike is big man in Texas
He has worked hard and made lot OF
money. He is ono of the richest men III
the state"
swell, Sike Johnson's my brother
youngster. When you see him again, tel
him his old brother up here is having 9
hell of time and If he wants anything
Jest to write to me. I'll do anything cal
for him. Pm always willin to help Sike. ;
LATE left him after final drink In the
seventh heaven Of hilarious inebriation. :
New York Press.
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Sa|Ya-csa Is a Perfectly Safe Remedy to Use,
REPORT BY THE DISTINGUISHED CHEMIST,
PROF. HENRY A. MOTT PHI. ill.,. Etc..


PROF. HENRY A. MOTT, PH.D., LID, ETC.,
:. Fellow of the London Chemical Society,
Member OF the American Chemical Society,
Chemist of the Medico Legal Society,
Author OF numerous scientific works on Food,
Ventilation. Chemistry, etc.
NEW YORK, October 22, 1895.
Pursuant to request have ex-
amined the preparation known as
SALvA-cEA and find the same to be
composed of perfectly harmless and
efficient medicinal constituents, prin-
cipally of vegetable origin. Chemical
analysis demonstrates the entire
absence of any metallic poison, such
as lead, mercury, arsenic, copper,
ETC., or their salts, as also the entire
absence of any alkaloid, such as
morphine (opium), strychnine, etc.
1t is not the Office of the chemist
to point out the medicinal applica-
billty OF any preparation, still, know
ing the nature of the constituent
elements which compose SALvA.cEA,
can say that the properties of the
same are so we'll defined that | am I
justified in saying it should accom-
plish the work for which it is
recommended.
" have the honor to sign myself,
Yours respectfully,
HENRY A. MORT, PH.D., LID"
SALvA-cEA is a positive remedy
for niles colds -ecDerial1v cold IN
the head-all skin irritations and
chafngs. 1t is antiseptic and ano-
dyne.
Two sizes, IS and 50 cents per box.
At druggists. or by mail.
For deep-seated pain and yheumatismo ffAs
./oiAts use Sai0a-eea, Extra Strong"
Sold in Tins at rs cents each.
THE BRANDRETH Co., a74 Canal ST., N. Y.
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Whara He Belonged.

"What were you on earth9" queried st.
Peter as the wheelman knocked at the
gate.
II was bicycle rider"
"Did you ride fastp" asked the saint.
"FastP' repeated the cyclist. ~ should
say did. No one could pass me on the
road"
"You were always riding like mad and
colliding with other cyclists and running
down pedestrians, weren't you?"
eyes, was scorcher," the cyolist ad-
mitted.
"a scorcher, eh?' st. Peter repeated.
"Well, there's no scorching here. You be-
long on tho floor below. Truth.
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Notice for Publication.
Small Holding Claim No. $40.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ,
June %, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August s, 1896, viz:
German Pine, for the tract in secs. 20
and 33, tp. 16 n, Sc.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Jesus Montoya, of Turquesa, N. M;
Francisco Romero, Antonio Bustamante,
Francisco Bustamante, Of Romero, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
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Perfumes For Horses,

There are some perfumes that are very
grateful to horses, however little credit q
horse may commonly receive for possess
ing delioacy Of scent.
Horse trainers are aware Of the fact and
make use Of their knowledge in training
stubborn and apparently intraotable anil
mails.
Many trainers have favorite perfumes,
the composition Of which they keep &C.
oret, and It Is the possession Of this means
Of appealing to the horses aesthetic sense
that enables so many Of them to accom-
plish such wonderful results. London
Sketch.
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Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier resid-
ing at Monroe, Mich, was severely af-
fiioted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. He says: "At times
my back would ache 80 badly that could
hardly raise up. II I had not gotten re-
lief would not be here to write these few
lines. Chamberlain Pain Balm has done
me great deal Of good and feel very
thankful for it," For sale at Ire)snd's
Pharmacy.
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Under the ViOlets.

Under the violets.
Her hands are cold her face is white;
No more her pulses come and go;
Her eyes are shut to life and light.
Fold the white vesture snow on snow
And lay her where the violets blow.
But not beneath craven stone
To plead for tears with alien eyes.
A single cross of wood alone
Shall say that here maiden lies
In peace beneath the peaceful skies.
And gray old trees Of highest limb
Shall wheel their circling shadows round,
To make the scorching sunlight dim
That drinks the greenness from the ground, !.
And drop their dead leaves on her mound.
When DER their boughs the squirrels run,
And through their leaves the robins call,
And, ripening in the summer sun,
The acorns and the chestnuts fall,
Doubt not that she will hear them all.
For her the morning choir shall sing
Its mathis from the branches high,
And every minstrel voice of spring
That trills beneath the April sky
Shall greet her with its earliest cry.
When, turning round the dial track,
Eastward the lengthening shadows pass,
Her little mourners clad in black,
The crickets, sliding through the grass,
Shall pipe for her an evening mass.
At last the rootlets of the trees
Shall find the prison where she lies
And bear the buried dust they seize
In leaves and blossoms to the skies.
So may the soul that warmed it risel
If any, born of kindier blood,
Should ask, What maiden lies belowp
Say only this: A tender bud,
That tried to blossom in the snow,
Lies withered where the violets blow.
oliver Wendell Holmes.
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Democrats!

Your attention is called to the follow
ing announcement: The Santa Fe Route
has been designated as the Official route
for the national convention of 1896. A
special train will leave Kansas City at Z
p. m. July 4, reaching Chicago at 8 a. m.
July 5. 1t is especially desired that all
delegates from the west arrange to join
this special from Kansas City. First
class Pullman, dining and chair cars will
be attached to this train. For particu-
lars as to rates, time, etc., call on any
agent of the Santa Fe Route.
Il. s. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
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Adrift on the Ocean.
[By W. Bark Mussel.

Water, water everywhere, but not drop
to drink.
For days and days he had been adrift on
the waste Of waters
No land in sight.
Not sail in all the vast expanse.
His water had given out weeks ago, and
since he trusted his life to the frail craft
that bore him from the sinking ship no
rain had fallen.
But he didn't mind 1t bit
He was from Kentuoky.-New York
World
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Life Burdens.

"I'ze powerful 'ligious," said Aunt
Dinah. Gan my chillun hes 'ligious
names. Oars Sara Magdalene, Pontius
plate an Ananias Sapphire, sides dc two
twins dat calkerlates to make Mef'dist
preachers Of. I'ze named dem 'Postle
Paul an Pistle Peter, after do two best men
dat spects ebber ibbed ITO Date.
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We are anxious to do little good In
this world and can think of no pleasanter
or better way to do it than by recon-
mendinQ One Minute Cough Cure 80 a
preventive of pneumonia, consumption
aud other serious lung troubles that fol-
low neglected colds. Newtons drnR store.
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1t would be hard to convin,e man
suffering from bilious colo that his agony
is due to a microbe with an unpronounc-
able name. DeWitt's Colo and Cholera
Cure will convince him of it's power to
afford instant relief. 1t kills pain. New
toms drug store.
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Notice for Publication.

0HIHIl 11ofuIuB Oi"fua 1O' "'oo'J
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
June 20, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
inR-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of HIS claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August s, 1896, viz:
Juan Ortiz for the tract in secs % and SO,
tip 16 n, rSe.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session for twenty years next preceding
the survey of the township, viz: German
Pine, Nasario Gonzales, Antonio Busta-
mantle, Bartolo Rael, all of Romero, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
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If it required an annual outlay of 800
to insure family against any serious
conseq uences from an attack of bowel
complaint during the year there are many
who would feel it their duty to pay it;
that they could not afford to risk their
lives and those of their family for such
an amount. Anyone can get this insur-
ance for 25 cents, that being the price of
a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. In almost every
neighborhood some one has died from an
attack of bowel complaint before medi-
cine could be procured or physician
summoned. One or two doses of this
remedy will cure any ordinary case. 1t
never fails. Can you afford to take the
risk for SO small an amount For sale
OF Ireland's Pharmacy.
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Tho Colonel Is Shocked.

II see," said the majah, "that some
thievin Yankee has invented scheme fob
maxim buttah half watah.'
"By gadl" said the colonel with much
warmth. "What w,n't they be putting
that stuff into nextY'-Cinoinnati En-
uuirer.
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Health DESTROYING yapOrs.

Water impregnated with the seeds of
malaria, produce incalculable misery
throughout vast portions of the North
and South American continents. The
most effective medicinal defence against
these producers of physical mischief is
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Wherever
the great endemics, chills and fever,
bilious remittent, dumb ague and ague
cake are prevalent, the Bitters is alike the
chosen preventive and remedy. In Mexico,
Guatemala, on the Isthmus of Panama
and in South America, no less than in the
United States, it has demonstrated it's
superlative efficacy, and has received the
commentator of the medical profession.
It remedies rheumatic, kidney and stom-
ACHE ailments, nervousness and debility,
and counteracts tendency to premature
decay and the troubles attendant upon
advancing years. Appetite and the ability
to sleep are both aided by it. Use it with
persistence, as it we'll deserves to be used,
and the trial will avail you much.
When was ono and she was three
often sat upon her knee;
But now her age is twenty-nine
She seems olike to sit on mine.
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Notice for Publication.
| Desert land, final proof.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, N, NJ, June ~, 1896.

Santa Fe, N, NJ, June IL, 1886.
Notice is hereby given that @. Leon
Allison, of Santa Fe. N. NJ, has filed
notice Of intention to make proof on his
desert-land claim No. $40, for the SO "a of
NV n, and lot 8, section 8, tip 16 n, r 8 Q,
before the register or receiver, at Santa
Fe. N. NJ, on Saturday, the 18th day of
July, 1896.
He names the following witnesses to
prove the complete irrigation and re-
olamation of said land:
Matthias J. Maggie, Nievos Romero, JET
ferson Hill, Diego Gonzales, of Santa Fe,
N. M.
JANIS H. WALKER, Register.
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sUNBEAMs.
NlcKinleyen.

"Say de missus is learnin to ride de
bicycle"
eyes, done see her McKinleyin down
de street dis mawnin."
"McKinleyin-Whats datP
"Why wabblin an trying to ride on bot
sides de road at once."-Puok.
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Pure blood means good health. De-
Wits Sarsaparills purifies the blood
cures eruptions, eczema, scrofula and al
diseases arising from impure blood
Newton's drug store.
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FOR SUBSISTENCE

PROPOSALS FOR SUBSISTENCE
STORES-Office Purchasing Commissary
of Subsistence, Denver, Colo. June 10,
1s96.-Sealed proposals, in duplicate, will
he received here until IL O'Clock a. M,
July 10, 1896, and opened in presence of
bidders, for furnishing the Subsistence
Department, U. s. Army, ON or before
August l, 1896, as may be required, with
ZIG pounds pure Chill Colorado Pepper,
put up in half-pound tin cans, with nova
BILE tops, six pounds packed in box,
boxes strapped, delivered in Denver, Colo.
Preference given to article of domestic
production or manufacture, quality and
price being equal. Right is reserved to
reject any or all bids. Information furn-
ished on application. Envelopes contain
ing proposals should be marked "Pro-
posals for Subsistence Stores, July 10,
1896" and addressed W. L. Alexander,
Cant c. g.
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The Glorious Fourth.

Low rates via the great Santa Fe route
between all points in Colorado and New
Mexico for the celebration OF the Glori.
ons Fourth. Tickets on sale July 8 and
/. good for return passage July s, 1895.
Il. 8. Lutte, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
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"Wake up, Jacob, day is breaking" 40
said DeWitt's Little Early Risers to the
man who had taken them to arouse his
sluggish liver. Newton's drug store.
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Firemen's Tournament, Albuquerque
N. NJ, July 2, 3 and 4.

For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Albu-
querque and return at one fare ($3.45)
for the round trip. Dates of sale July l,
and 8, good to return up to and includ-
ing July 6, 1896. HIS. LUTz, Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
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Two Views.

Dear woman, since this world began,
Has searched for an ideal man,
Nor ever dreamed-so foolish She
That such one could never be.
But man-who has wiser streak
Ideal woman does not seek.
He knows and wants 1t unders TODD
The good old kind Is much too good.
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The lambs, they gambol
On the green,
But calves along the
Beach are seen.

Mothers will find Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy especially valuable for Group and
whooping cough. 1t will give prompt
relief and is safe and pleasant. We have
sold it for several years and it has never
failed to give the most perfect satisfac-
tion.-G. W. Richardson, Duquesne, Pa.
Sold at Ireland's Pharmacy.
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Gold Cannot Unlock.

Young Midas hath golden key.
1t is the open sesame
To fame and pleasure, rank and power,
To mobiles mansion, lady's bower
Wherever his feet would enter. Hold!
know Of gates his key Of gold
May not unlock, with all his art
The wicket of loving heart,
The gate of happy memories,
The pearly gates Of paradisel
Edward Payson jackson.
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There was a young lady of Crewe
Who wanted to catch the 2:02;
Said the porter: Don't hurry
Or scurry or furry;
It's minute or 2 az 2!

Persons who have coughing spell
every night, on account of tickling SEN
sation in the throat, may overcome it at
once by dose of One Minute Cough Cure.
Newton's drug store.
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Eli Hill, Lumber City, Pa, writes: II

Eli Hill, Lumber City, Pa, writes: II
have been suffering from piles for twenty
five years an thought my case incurable.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve was recon-
mended to me as pile cure, so bought
box and it performed u permanent cure"
This is only one of thousands of similar
cases. Eczema, sores and skin diseases
yield quickly when it is used. Newton's
drug store,
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anu uHWuOleSOIue u
live with as is his person. man who has
the least appreciation of what he owes his
family and friends, TO say nothing of him.
self, will make an effort for health.
The quickest, surest, easiest way is to
take DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
are made of refined, concentrated vegetable
extracts. Nothing in the least harmful
enters into their composition. They hunt
down all impurities, and make them
move on" They are the product of many
years study and practice. DR.. Pierce can.
not afford to put forth a worthless or
spurious article. Send for free sample.
If you would know yourself and the Doctor
better, send 81 cents in one -cent stamps, to
pay for wrapping and postage only, and get
his Common Sense Medical Adviser-Ioo8
pages profusely illustrated.
Address, WORLDS DIsPENsARY MED.
1cAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
For sometime had used Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets for constipation with most satisfactory re-
suits. The winters have always been very hard
on my husband He too tried the Pellets
They have made new man of him. We have
used in all six bottles" Yours truly,
M@hA IN MS1,-z
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The Whitsuntide holidays In Paris
hotel.
visitor-These are all dirty towels that
you have brought me.
Chambermaid-Well, monsieur eighteen
other gentlemen have used them, and you
are the first who has complained.
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National Association Of wool Grow.

National AsaOciatfOn OF WOOL GFow'
ers-Las Vegas, N. NJ, July 6-S'
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Las
Vegas and return at one fare ($3:Sol LOT
the round trip. Dates of sale July ana
8, good for return passage July 10.
H. 8. Lutte, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
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Do you lack faith and love healthF Let
US establish your faith and restore your
health with DeWitt's Sarsaparilla. New
toms drug store.
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For Election Day.

The proudest now is but my peer,
The highest not more high.
Today, Of all the weary year,
A king Of men am l.
Today, alike are great and small,
The nameless and the known;
My palace is the peoples hall,
The ballot box my throne.
Today let pomp and vain pretense
My stubborn right abide;
set plain mans common sense
Against the pedant's pride.
Today shall simple manhood try
The strength Of gold and land:
The wide world has not wealth to buy
The power in my right hand!
While there's grief to seek redress
Or balance to adjust.
Where weighs our living manhood less
Than Mammon' 8 vilest dust;
While there's right to need my vote,
A wrong to sweep away
Up, clou.ed knee and ragged coat!
A mans man today!
Whittier.
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Pass the good word along the line
Piles can be quickly cured without an
operation by simply applying DeWitt's
Witch Hazel 6alve. Newton's drug store.
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GEMS IN VERSE.
Bedtime.

Bedtime.
Three little girls are weary,
Weary Of books and of play;
Sad is the world and dreary,
Slowly the time slips away.
Six little feet are aching,
Bowed is each little head,
Yet they are up and shaking
When there is~mention of bed.
Bravely they laugh and chatter,
Just for minute or two.
Then, when they end their chatter,
Sleep comes quickly to WOO.
Slowly their eyes are closing,
Down again drops ev'ry head.
Three little maids are doing,
Though they're not ready for bed.
That is their method ever.
Night after night they protest,
Claiming they're sleepy never,
Never in need of their rest.
Nodding and almost dreaming,
Drowsily each little head
Still is forever scheming
Merely to keep out of bed.
Washington Star.
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A man may dress
as well as his own
good taste, judg-
ment and the assist
ance of an artistic
tailor may elect. He
may take his tubs"
as regularly as the
most conscientious
water cure doctor
may dictate; but if
his digestive organs
are out of order, he
will have an un.
wholesome appear
ance. His complex
ion and the white of
his eyes will have a
yellowish cast. His
tongue will be
CO Dated, appetite
poor, his teeth rusty,
his breath abomin-
able. He is one big,
unmistakable sig D
of constipation.
Worst of all, his
temper is as ugly
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When the government runs the railroad
lines
And women the affairs of state
The trains that went at s O'Clock
She'll mark down to 1853.
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North Parma, Monroe Co., N. =.

There was a young maid named Elmo,
Who met young man-an albino.
She asked ifa fright
Had turned his hair white,
To which he replied "damfino"