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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
punoeNr PARAGRAPHS.

--Laura's Dear Friends. = Irene.
laura Kajones's face looks dreadfully
pinched." II don't know about that.
but 1 know her feet do" = Chicago
Tribune.
when Eli Perkins, the lecturer, was
making tour Of tho west. he said no
was travelling for his wife's pleasure.
"Then your wife Ia with your" suggest
ed some one. "Oh. mo-" said Eli. shes
In New York."
-widow-"Do you know, Mr.. Caller.
that you remind me very much Of my
late husband?" Mr.. Caller docking at
watch)-"why. IL Is late. isn't IL? Ex-
cuse me. I really had no idea of the
stime."-RIchmond Dispatch.
Numerous are the people who have
'builded better than they knew" A
small boy In one OF the public schools
was asked to define a demagogue. "a
demagogue," he said, lis vessel that
holds wine. gin, whisky or any other
liquor. News.
FIRST Yale Student - "Have you
telegraphed to the old man for money!"
Second Yale Student-"Yes." got an
answer" Yes. l teiegraphed the old
man: Where is that money wrote
for?' and his answer reads: In my In
side pocket "--Texas Siftings.
--Irene-"Isn't il curious how limo
cent George Ferguson Is? They say
he never kissed any body in his life, and
doesn't know how to kiss" Laura
"There isn't m word Sf truth In fff He
has-that is-why, should think he
would know how by this time."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
"A tall fellow persisted In standing
during the performance at the theater,
much to the annoyance Of the audience,
and was respectfully requested to sit
down. but would not; when voice
from the upper gallery called out:
let him alone. honey; he's q
tailor. and he's resting himself" He
dropped into q seat.
Learned Mnemonics.-Prof.A A.
do you know. find It difficult to re-
member the ages of childrenl" Prof.
B.-"I have no such troubled I was
born 1900 years after Socrates; my
wife $500 years after the death of
Tiberius Caesar; our son John 1000
years after the entrance into Rome of
Titus Sempronius Gracious for the re-
enactment of the 'leges Liciniae.' and
cur Amanda 1900 years after the begin
ming of the Folk-wandering- is
perfectly simple. you see."-Fliegende
Biaetter.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
MACkEREI BRINE.
How II Cured an Indiana Justice Of
Rheumatism.

How IL Cured an Indiana Justioe Of
Rheumatism.
Once upon a time, says the Peru
tInd.) Chronicle, there lived at Hum
tington q German potentate of the
name OF Louis Hitzfieid, who from time
immemoriai was justice of the peace.
The squire grew into influence, wealth,
govt. corpuieney and sciatica stimuli
taneously. The older he became the
Coulter, more dogmatic and rheumatic,
until at length his sufferings were in
toierable and relief was imperative to
postpone the inevitable foreclosure on
the tenure of his existence. He was
advised to go to Mount Clemens, and
went and took a course OF treatment
and returned greatly relieved.
He had not only bathed in the pools,
but tasted the waters. In the course OF
time the affection returned in all the
various forms and degrees of torture
and he resolved. having, as he believed,
fully analysed the water and become
acquainted with its composite qualities,
To prepare a bathing solution for him.
self. de purchased a number OF hall
barrels of mackerel, took the fish out
for family consumption and reserved
the salt brine for bathing his rheumatic
limbs. His experience, after testing
both Mount Clemens brine and the
mackereI solution. was that the latter
was equally effective as the former, and
he never went to Mount Clemens again
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
DESERT LAND, FINAL PRO0F....NOTICE FOR
PUBLICATION.

LAND OFFICE AT NORTH YAKIMA, WASH.
Aug. 26, 1861
Notice is hereby given that Frank A. Pressell.
OF Tacoma, Pierce Co., Washington, has filed
land claim No. 40, for the SwI< Sec. "a, I'd. ii.
r. 20 I, W. NJ, before the Register and Re-
the It'll day of November, 1896.
He names the following witnesses to prove
the compile irrigation and reclamation of said
land Henry Jackson, F. II. Lyttle, Zillah
Wash, John Reed, K. F. Benson, OF North Yaki
ma, Wash.
S2-6t A. F. SMELLING, Register.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION.
In the Superior Court of the State of Washing
ton, in and for the County of Yakima.
G. H. Lewis, Plaintiff
g. Gardner, Maggie Gardner, his
wife, and II. p. Isaacs.
Defendanfs

s. Gardner, Maggie Gardner, his
wife, and II. p. Isaacs.
Defendants.
The State of Washington TO the said s. Gardner
and Maggie Gardner, his wife. defendants:
You are hereby summoned to appear within
sixty days after the date OF the first
publication OF this summons, tO-wit: With
In sixty days after the 30th day OF July,
1895. and defend the above entitled action in
the above entitled court, and answer to
the complaint of the plaintiff, and serve
a copy of your answer upon the undersign-
ed attorneys for the plaintiff. at their Office be-
low stated; and in case of your failure so TO do,
Judgment will be rendered against you accord
Ing to the demand OF the complaint, in said
cause, which has been filed with the clerk of
said court.
This is an action to foreclose mortgage secur-
ing note dated January 81, 1895, for the sum of
Five Hundred Thirty-two and $500 l$o32. 49,
Dollars given by said 8. Gardner and Maggie
Gardner, his wife. TO said plaintiff, G. H. Lewis,
on certain real estate situate in Yakima county,
Washington, described as follows: Lots and 5,
in Block 46, and Lots and 4, in Block 50 in the
Town Of Kennewick, said county and state
Together with all and singular the tenements,
hereditaments and appurtenanees thereunto be-
longing or In anywise appertaining.
REAVIS & ENGLEHART,
Plaintiffs Attorneys,
p. 0. Address, North Yakima. Yakima county,
Washington. 2S7t.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
Praises the chinese Cook.

An American physician, DR.. Fales,
who has spent many years in China.
has high opinion of Chinese cookery,
which, he says, is slsillfully contrived
to increase the digestibility of the food
prepared. Whenever indigestible meats
are to be used as food, he says. the cook
increases their assimilative character
by the use of peptoniferous tripe and
vinegar.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
Notice for publication.
Land ONCE at North Yakima, wash.,I
AnOuef pgfh 1QoQ I

August 18th, 1885,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention 10
make final proof In support of his claim and th at
said proof will be made before the register and
receiver at North Yakima, Wash, on Oct 10,
1876. VIZ; John 8. Harrison, n. K. No. 1885, for
the n1s neH and MI nwh sec 10, tip. II, n. r. 49, g.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF, said land. viz: John W Crawford, Edwin
Craig, Of Ellensburg, Wn., John Muyer, AnciI
0gg, OF North Yakima, Wash.
Any person who desires to protest against the
allowance OF such proof, or who knows of any
substantial reason, under the law and regtila-
lions Of the Interior Department. swhy such
proof should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time and
place TO cross-examine the witnesses OF said
claimant, and to offer evidence I'm rebnttal of
that submitted by claimant
a2-s Al SMELLING, Register.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
Notice For Pub,scasion.

LAND OFFICE AT NORTH YAKIMA, WASH.
August ~, 1885,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler mas filed notice OF her Intention
70 make hnai proof In support of her claim, and
thar SAID proof will be made before the Register
and Receiver at North Yakima. on October TO-,
lsso, VIZ: Phoebe ID. Adams. ". 4. No 22li, for
the wv, sec. 81, TIP. IL, H. r. TO- q
She names the following witnesses TO move
her continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF, taid ianu, VIZ: Geo w. Cary, j. w. Young,
ma. Wash.
Any person who desires to protest against the
substantial reason. under the law and the rega,
latfons OF the Interior Department, why such
proof should not be allowed, win be given an
place to cross -ex anime the witnesses of said
claimant, and to offer evidence in rebuttal OF
that submitted by claimant.
A. +. SMELLING,
a5-6t. Register
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
SCpOfula

Is deep-seated blood disease which
all the mineral mixtures in the world
cannot cure. SIS. Guaranteed purely
vegetable } is a real blood remedy for
blood diseases and has no equal.
Mrs. Y. T. Buck, of Delaney, Ark, had
Scrofula for twenty-five years and most
of the time was under the care of the
doctors who could not relieve her. A
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
Collateral.

"And you married me for my money!
Certainly"
"And do not value my loye?"
"As collateral, yes"
When a moment later the duke COM
planned that the biscuits were not such
as his mother used to make, her grace
experienced feeling of savage graf
ulation.-Detroit Tribune.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17

August 9Th, isa6.i
Notice Il hereby given that the following
named settler has iled notice OF her Intention
to make finai proof in support OF her claim, and
and Receiver At North Yakima, Wash, on sept.
I'd, ls95. Wig; sarah T. Hinkle, widow George
Hinkie, deceased, II. f. No. l7io, for the 81,
15E
She names the following witnesses tn prove
her continuous residence upon aud cultivation
of, said lana. Via Joseph Mondor Charles
Anderson, Guy Tracy, A. J. shaw, all of Tam
pico, Wash.
Any person who desires to protest against the
allowance OF such proof. or who knows OF any
substantial reason, under the laws and resula-
tons Of the interior Department, why such
proof should not be allowed, viii be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time aud
place to cross-examine the witnesses of said
claimant, aud to offer evidence IN rebuttaI of
that submitted by claimant.
s26t A. r. SMELLING, Register.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17

specialist said he
could cure her, but
he filed her with
arsenic and potash
which almost ruined
her constitution. She
then took nearly
every so-called blood
medicine and drank
them by the wholesale,
but they did not reach
her trouble. Some
one advised her to try
S.S.S. and she very
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17

soon found that she had a real blood
remedy at last. She says: "After TAX
ing one dozen bottles of S.S.S. am
perfectly we'll, my skin is clear
and healthy and I would not be in
my former condition for two thousand
dollars. Instead ofdrying upthe poison
in my system, like the potash and
arsenic, S.S.S. drove the disease out
through the skin, and was perma-
flentlvs rid of IL -
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
THE ADVERTISERS
For 1895.
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Sunday Advertiser.

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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-09-17
A Real Blood Remedy.

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Eczema, Rheumatism Contagious Blood
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Address
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1896-01-04

The Christmas number Of '"The
Art Amateur" is replete with val
liable practical material IN every
department Of art work, and con-
tains special articles suited to the
season. The picture of the old fid-
dler, which is this year the attrac
ton of the news stands throughout
the country, is1 from the famous
picture by J. G. Brown, entitled "a
Sad Heart, but a Merry Tune"
Even more valuable to the art stu
dent is the striking study of "Fleur-
de-Lis," in water colors, by Frieda
V. Redmond, shown in progressive
stages of painting, like the COM
panion panel of "Americen Beauty
Roses" issued with the October
number. Examples Of decoration
in the supplements are numerous
and seasonable-china painters and
wood carvers especially are given a
rare treat. In the letter press,
among countless good things, the
story of Lady Emma Hamilton,
with the portrait by Romney, is
sympathetically, and briefly told,
"The Study Of Human Expression"
deals with a subject of universal
interest, and the article on ''Teach-
ing the Child to Draw" will attract
not only teachers, but every mother
in the land. (MoNTAGUE MARKS,
Publisher, % Union Square, n. Y.
35 cents; $500 Year,
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1896-01-04
MOTHER ONE ON THE JUS
TICES.

Although Justice Courts, on the
whole, probably come nearer dis
nensing even handed justice than
higher courts with their red-tape
and squabbling over technicalities,
vet some amusing stories are told
at their expense.
An instance of this kind occurred
at a town less than a days drive
from Garfield, only a few months
ago Attorney H. J. Thorn was
pleading the cause of his client and
read many references which clearly
showed his side of the point at issue
to be in accordance with the law.
When the justice came to give his
decision he paused in a meditative
sort of a way, then delivered him
self as follows: at seems that At
tornev Thorn has some reason for
thinking himself right on this ques-
ton. In fact the law plainly sup
ports his side of the case" Then,
with pompous dignity, But for
fifteen years this court has held
otherwise and it will not now re-
verse It's decision" and Mr.. Thorn's
case was lost.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1896-01-04
TOUGH TRIO.

a somewhat startling drama was
enacted in this city Christmas day
in which the heavy villain was
played by John Crabbe of Camas
prairie; the erring wife by Mrs.
Bond; the brutal but Wronged hus-
band by Mr.. Bond and the aveng-
ing angel of the law by Marshal
Davis. The first intimation of i'm
pending trouble was in the form of
a hurried telephone message from
Guy for the marshal to arrest and
detain the wife of the sender who
was running away with another
man. The marshal soon located
the guilty pair in the cabin for
merly occupied by Mrs. Beste and
put them under arrest until the ar
rival of the wronged husband who
recited the following tale of woe:
His name was Bond and he lived
on Camas prairie. He had recently
been convicted of robbing an In
dian and was sent to jail. While
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1896-01-04
IN THE CLEARW

Monday evening about dark
when the chinook wind was blow
ing a gale, J. A. Vernon and a
friend by the name of Taintor un-
dertook to cross the Clearwater
river in a skiff, says the Lewiston
Teller. The frail craft was over
turned by the force of the storm in
the middle of the stream, and the
passengers were immersed in water
and floating ice. They clung to
the overturned skiff and called for
help. Their cries were heard but
they were almost exhausted before
help could reach them. Two young
men, Messrs. Harrison and Parkes,
who are wintering in a house on
the river bank, went to their relief.
They were reached with much dif-
fculty just in time to save them
from drowning, as the unfortunate
men were chilled and badly
cramped by almost half an hours
exposure in ice water. Their cries
were heard by Mr.. Stranahan, Bert
Riggs and otders on the other side
of the river, and they, too, went to
the rescue. There was quite an ex
element in the city as the report
came that two men were drowned.
The men recovered after several
hours of care. Mr.. Vernon des-
paired and would have let go his
hold only for the aid and encour-
agement Of Mr.. Taintor, who is a
big hearted and strong man. Mr..
Vernon suffered frightfully from
cramped limbs for several hours
after the rescue.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1896-01-04

he was locked up John Crabbe de-
serted his wife and two children
and started off with Mrs. Bond
Bond was released Sunday and at
once started on the trail. He
wanted to prosecute Crabbe, but
when informed that be would also
have to prosecute the woman de-
cided to let the matter drop. Then
Mrs. Bond wanted to have Crabbe
arrested because he refused to give
her a watch which she claimed be-
longed to her, but Marshal Davis
had become disguised and after in
forming the trio that he considered
them all crooks advised them to
leave as soon as possible, which ad-
vice Mr.. and Mrs. Bond promptly
acted upon and departed.-Palouse
News.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1896-01-04
The Famous
RUSSIAN K FORAGE
(BROMUS INNERMUs. J

Yields Double the amount of any other
grass for hay or pasture. VIII stand the
Dry Season and grows as vigorously in
September as in June. 1t grows on dry
hills where notoing else will grow. 1t
solves the problem of pasturage in the
Palouse country.
Price Of Seed, 40 cents per pound.
Ten pounds will seed one acre and
should be sown in the fall. viii sell
nothing less than ten pounds.
For references, Agricultural College,
Pullman, and Agricultural Department
of the University of Idaho. Address all
orders to
M. J. SHIELDS,
Moscow, Idaho.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-28
:.....~..s.s..s.....s... .................s......t
Orders and
J -. Societies.

INIGH1s OF PlrHIAS. Grand
Chancellor Mckenzie and the
toard OF grand officers will visit
Rhode Island Lodge next Monday even
ing.
Most OF the lodges felt the effects OF
the holiday in diminished attendance at
their sessions this week.
Damon Lodge will hold supper and
entertainment In the lodge room next
Tuesday evening.
An oyster suppar was served after the
drill at Sterling Division, u. r., last
evening.
The preparations for the grand demon
stration under the auspices OF Elmwood
Lodge on Decem Der 8 are now CON mpleted,
and IL every one interested Viii only
bear the date In mind Music Hall will be
the scene Of q notable gathering one week
from next Wednesday night. At the last
meeting of this lodge the rank OF page
WAS conferred on one candidate, and not
only will there be work In the second
degree next Wednesday night, but the
important subject OF building q hall will
come up for settlement.
Palestine Lodge had one application
for mem bership last tuesday evening,
and the first degree will be worked at the
next mseiing. The lodge will hold an
entertainment la its hall on Westminster
street next Monday evening. Vice
Chancellor Lowell Of What Cheer Lod 90
was visitor at the last m setiDg OF this
lodge.
Inc last meeting Of Smithoniap Lodge
was an unusually interesting one. Brother
Woodward read an instructive and en-
tertsininr paper on his recent travels In
Mexico, and there were songs and recita-
tions by the members Of the lodge.
The following interesting order Is
timely notice to many members:
headquarters
Second Battalion Uniform Rank, X. Cf p.
Providence, Nov. %, 1896.
This being my first order ss Major OF
the S-cond Battalion, would like the
support of the captains of the companies
In second Battalion OF the Uniform Rank
OF Providence. My dosire is 10 have eac b
captain report at Sterling srmory a. the
meeting Friday December IL, al 8
O'Clock sharp, and each captain place his
company on the floor for TENN mute
drill.
The major will otter a prize for the
best drilled company.
Battalion drill will take place at next
meeting of Sterling Company.
Per order,
W. NJ. GREEN, Major.
JAMES F. MAcoREooR. Adjutnut.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-28

~ RIDER or ALFREDIANS-Brigade
No. 5 met ON Friday evening in
Freedom Hall, South Providence.
Hon. Commander James j. Gill presid-
ing. A large attendance OF comrades and
visitors from Brigade No. l were present,
amongst whom we're Right Hon. Protector
Thomas Nichols. Recorder John Il. Good
win was appointed to visit comrade j.
Redfern and report at next meeting. The
honorable commander announced that, he
hid sppoiuted Z. Z. Ellis Hall as bis
councillor for the remainder of the pras-
.ni term. The lsdles' auxiliary COM
mlttee reported progress. The official
business being concluded Comrade Walter
Walsh gave his s,cCn1 contribution OF
readings in the Lancashire dialect, which
was as invora bly, received as was that at
last meeting. Rt. Hon. Pro ector Nichols
was requested to sing the song he had
himself composed, viz "Come Back TO
Your Mother ana Dad" and he gave
very fine rel dition OF il. Comrades Had
ley, L. .Trarted, A. FELTON, and other COM
rades sang some very good songs also, and
the evenings meeting was closed with
"Anli Lang Syne."
Brigade No. 1 held their usual session
on Wednesday evening in SIocum Post
hall, Market square, Past Hon. Com
mapder Thomas Wilde in .he chair, in
the absence of the Hon. Commander.
The busin ess Of the meeting was but
little more than formal, owing TO there
being SO few present, it being Thanks
giving eve. The sick committee reported
q clear bill of health, and Mr.. George ID.
Miller was proposed ss candidate for
metn nbersnip and a committee of IN vesti-
cation was appointed on said applics-
tion. There being no other business the
brigade adjourned.
Brigade No. 8 should have met on
Thanksgiving evc,, but anticipating a
small attendance the comrades had been
notified that they will meet on Monday
next at 19l Academy avenue instead.
Supreme Secretary T.. A. Truelovs has
received a communication from brigade
No. 6, Massachusetts, saying that the
brigade has had large amcunt of
sicKness to contend with, but they have
been able to meet all calls and it Is now
recovering from the serious drain on tho
treasury.
Brigade No. s meets on Monday, Nov.
30, at IL Academy avenue, Mount Pleas
ant.
Brigade No. meets on Tuesday, Dec.
/. in Mystic Chain hall, Olneyville.
Brigade No. 8 meets on Friday, Dec. 4.
In Freedom Hall, East Providence.