The Republican journal., 1896-01-02

II feel IearIully stale this morning"
should think you would if you have cough
ed all night Begin on Adamson's Botanic
Cough Balsam to-day and tonight you will
sleep like tired baby.
Farmer Oatcake (sternly)-What do you
mean by hanging round my turkey roost at
this time of night?
Mose-Bress my soul. Am dat yo' Mr.
Ga cake? [ was guardin' it, There's a
good many thievin' niggahs around about
holiday time.
The body must be we'll nourished now, to
prevent sickness. If your appetite is poor
take Hoods Sarsaparilla.
cts strange" said the maltese cat Gin
this life nobody seems to get what he really
needs without ditticuty''
81 We heard that before, said the tortoise
shell cat.
yes but I've had more cause than usual
to notice it. If l wore shoes, [ wouldn t
have anything like the collection of boot
jacks and backing brushes that comes now
without the asking
Intended to Catch Your Eye.
Don't skip this paragraph because it is
small. 1t is worth reading for it tells about
The Pineola Balsam, a certain remedy for
cough, tickling in the throat and the stopped
up feeling in the upper part of the chest A
simple cough may turn into something
and keep you awake o'nights when you have
allayed the inflammation in your throat
with Ely'S PineOla Balsam. The drug
glsts sell 1t for twenty-five cents.
Little Johnnie-You needn't hang auy
mistetoe in the kitchen, ma.
Mrs. Brown What makes YOU think
Bridget wouldn't like it?
Little Johnnie-Because she always let's
dad Kiss her without any.
Bucklen's Arnica salye.
THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chiblains
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction OF
money refunded. Price % cents per box
For sale by A. A. Howes & Co.
Tourist-W What's the mean temperature
around here.
Boomer-Stranger, thar amt any mean
temperature hyarabouts. It's allus de-
lightful.
To the Sufferers of Rheumatism.
After using Groff's Rheumatic Cure for
some time in my practice L take great pleas
ure in saying that it is a most wonderful
remedy for rheumatism; in fact, it is the
only one I have found for the cure of this
disease IN all It's various FORMS
Dr. E. E. Tull, Chicago.
6m41
She is a very affable woman, and she
would invariably say the right thing at the
right place II she We're not near sighted.
II see, she said as she entered the draw
ing-room Of her friend, ''that you have
caught the annual craze"
'To what do you refer?
"The rage for chrysantLemums. And
that one which you have tossed so careless
~ INTO the corner Is one of the biggest and
most beautiful | ever saw. What an exquis
itely odd color!''
Yes was the reply. cts beautiful, and
L prize it very highly. Only it isn't 3
chrysanthemum. It's my skyeterrier TAX
ing nap"
AN OLD AND WELL-TR1ED REMEDY-Mrs
'Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used fol
over fifty years by millions of mothers fol
their children while teething. with perfec,
success. II s""thos the child, softens the
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, anG
is the best remedy for Diarrhna. Is pleas
ing to the taste. Sold by Druggists in every
part of the world Twenty-Five cents a bot
tie. Its value is incalculable. Be sure ant
ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, anG
take no other kind. 1yr46
| Husband-"I thought you We're going tt
| the meeting of the Society to Rescue Chin
| ese Women From the Cruelty of Foot Band
aging?"
Wife-"I couldn't get my dress on
"Why not?'
"The cook was out, and there was no on,
| in the house strong enough to lace my cor
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