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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-02-14

This company controls over 500
mining claims in the Piedmont
section of Virginia, in which many
mines have mint records OF over
81 900, 900.
Until recent years there was no
process known for handling refrac'
tory ores. The Virginia ores are
the richest, perhaps, in the world,
and are now available since the
cyanide and chlorination processes
have been successfully introduced.
See what eminent authorities have
to say:
Professor Stowe, in letter Gs13) TO Mr..
Tyler ON his return from California and
Colorado, where he had an extensive eN-
perience in mining, says: Il am now or
the decided opinion that the ores OF Nir-
ginia are The richest and easiest 10 work
of any | have ever met. | have made
over two hundred assays of ore from the
Atlantic slope. and have visited in person
many of the localities where gold is
found, and l speak from facts
Professor William Il. Rogers. in writing
of this formation, says: The extent
and value of the gold region OF the state
will scarcely have parallel upon the
globe" lie also speaks of section OF
Buckingham county, Va, "ot such ama]-
ing richness"
Major Jed. Hotchkiss. of stanton. va,
one Of the best-informed and most highly
regarded biologists and mineral experts
I'm this country, said in the Nirginas.
Here is a mass of precious metal In
closed in the rocks which cannot be e.
hausted for ages, and in this respect the
region I'm question rs the most important
OF all known deposits, California not eX-
Cepted
In recent private letter this eminent
authority says.
Il am well satisfied that the statement
10 which you refer in reference 10 the
buckingham gold field Is a correct one,
and / am very glad TO see that company
has been organized for the purpose OF
developing that field
The ores on this company's property
are exceedingly rich, averaging between
sl5 and $50 per ton. See what IS being
done with inferior ores:
"'rhe Home Stake Mines Black Hills
Of Dakota, carries from Sl.95 10 go er
ton. yet has been mined for years, yield
ing profit. The Tredweil Mine AlaSSa,
yielding 81 30 profit out OF 81 per ton
ore, made in one year $4,000 out ot .5h-
900 tons of ore. Mining Journal
The Halle Mine, in South Carolina,
operated by Mr.. A. Thels, the net Profits
are said 10 average $500 or s'.N0 a
month, which is about so per cent on
the live capital invested and this not
wlthstandlng tho fact that the ores ale
Of very. low grade, averaging less than 81
d ton.
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SUBSCRIPTIONS Will BE RECEIV-
ED BY THE COMPANY, 10 BROAD
WAY. NEW YORK. OR BY MESSRS
PHENIS, CRAM 4 KERR, BROKERS,
MILLS BUILDING. NEW YORK, AND
BY MEsSRS. SMITH & BAILEY. BRO
KERS, ROOMS Si-Ss CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE, GENERAL AGENTS FOR
VIRGINIA. RICHMOND. VA.
Watch for Our Tad" in Sundays
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-02-14

YyAS~Ep-pARTIEs EsIRINu
w STEREOTYPING OF ANY AND
ALL KINDS. can have the WORK prompt.
ly and satisfactorily done by Leaving tne,s
orders At THE TINES OFFICE. Ierms
reasonable USs
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AUCTION SALE
4 OF
THAT COMFORTABLE DETACHED
TWO-STORl FRAME DWELLING,
No ~,
on THE WEST SIDE or TWENTY
SEVENTH STREET,
BETWEEN q AND l..
THE LOT FRONTS 2Dxl32 FEET TO
A lG-FOOT ALLEY.
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49, Ohio Railway.
EFFECTIvE NOVEMBER Il. 1895.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
BROAD-STREET STATION.
$50 a. NJ, Daily, with chair Car Tor
local stations, Newport News.
Old Point, Norfolk, ana Ports
mouth. g.,
1885 p. NJ, Daily, with Pullman, Tor
local stations, Newport News.
Old Point, Norfolk, and Ports
1000 a. NJ, Local train. except Sunday.
for ". Clifton Forge. Con-
meets at GOrdonsyille for
Orange Rapidan, CulpeP,r'
taiKertOn. Manassas AleA-
andrla, and Masaington ak
Union station, charlottesfllle,
for Lynchburg, az basic loI
HagerstoWn, al stduh'on w
2:l5 Z. NJ, The Cincinnati and ST. Louis
Limited, daily with luumans
TO Cincinnati and 50, LOUIS
Stops only AT important ata,
tous Connects al Ashland
for Lexington. Ky, and LOUIS
Vile. Meals served on llnihs-
Cars. No. Z, Local Train. exc
cepf Sunday follows above
train from GordonsFlle 10
Stanton.
$50 =. NJ, Local train. except Sunday
accommodation f0f Charlottes-
vile.
1890 =. H.. Daily, for Cincinnati. with
Pullman To- Hinton and cor,
louisville 10 Cincinnati ana
Louisville. Meals served on
dining cars Connects ar
foringfOl- Va. daily on
Virginia Hot Spr.nss.
TRAINS LEAVE EIGHTH STREET
STATION.
S:45 A. NJ, Daily. for Lyuehburg. Lexins-
ton, Va, and clifton FORGE.
Connects al Bremo except
Sunday, for kOsney. az LYNCH
burg daily, with ~ a. ". X.
r. and the southern railway
for SouthWfar arl south at
Bessemer, except sunday Tor
Craig city and dt W. DNiioh
Forge with 80. 4 for 'incin-
$3.50 p. NJ. Except Sunday Local ac-
TRAINS ARRiVE Ar RICHMOND.
BROAD-STRElI STATION.
500 A. NJ. Daily from CINCINNATI. -.,
1880 A. NJ. Daily, from Norfolk aud Old
$3.50 p. NJ. Daily from Cincinnati and
$50 p NJ. Daily from Norfolk and old
7:i5 p. NJ, Except Sunday from W. Clif-
TRAINS ARRIVE EIGHTH STREET
STATION.
900 A. NJ. Except Sunday from Column
6a6P NJ. Daily from Lynchburs. Lex
Ington, Va, and ClIl9a l.ihe'
JOHN ID. POTTS,
Division Passenger Agent
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DHIDELPHIA. RICH. <fk2E
MoND. AND NORFOLK STEAMSHIP
COMPANY.

Appointel sailing DAYS: Every TUES
DAY FRIDAY. ana SUNDAY at day
light. .,,,
Freight for Tuesdays ana Fridays
steamers received until sailing hours; Tor
sundays steamer tiii . 4. NJ Saturday.
Freight received daily I'LL +. NJ
Fare, 81
for further information apply 10
J. W. McCARRf *.
General Southern Agent: onice, Rocke'ts'
". r. CLYDE e. CO.
General Agents. PHILADELPHIA
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-02-14

By IT, Seldom Taylor d son,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers,
Eleventh and Bank streets.
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AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE Day.

S~~~--~0--->~----N-0-ra0-
BY Sutton * Co,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioncers,
corner OF Bank and Tenth streets.
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The bond issue has been subscribed cor
four times over by abe holders Of large
money bags. To those OF smaller di-
mensions who have been Withholding
their money with the hope OF getting the
per ccntfrs, We would say. We can get
you g per cent. upon undoubte- city real
estate mortgages. Call IN and be con
WINGED by
CHEWING * ROSE,
Real Estate Brokers,
fe9-eOd3t No. north Tenth street.
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RIAL rsrArr Ar PRIVATE SALE.
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MEL II>GS.

Virginia Fire and Marine Insurance Co,
Richmond, Va, Feb. l, 1895.
- TO(kHOLDERS MEEIlNG.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
FROM FAR SOUTH AFRICA.

President Kruger, of the Transvaal
republic, holds his public receptions be-
tween six and seven o'clock in the morn
ing.
A curious allowance made to Prcsi.
dent Kruger, of the Transvaal, is $2,0OC
Il year for coffee money" Coffee is
the national drink of the Beers.
John Hays Hammond, the American
mining engineer who is now under ar
rest at Pretoria for taking part in the
rebellion, states that three days after
his first arrival in the Gold Reef city he
was fined 81 shillings for laughing at a
policeman.
President Kruger, of the Transvaal,
is an obese-lool<ing man, with face the
color of parchment and hands and
mouth generally stained with tobacco
juice. He is very untidy in appear
ance, thinking nothing of receiving the
most distinguished guests in his shirt
sleeves.
In Theals standard History of South
Africa" it is shown that President Kru-
ger was rebel and It filibuster himself
in the days of his hot youth, and one of
the earliest of his diplomatic successes
was achieved in securing the release and
pardon of men who in 1857 stood in ex-
actly the same position that the impris-
oned Uitlanders stand to-day.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
GASTRONOMIC ITEMS.

Wagner was highly practical feed
er. He ate very fast, placing his food
in his mouth and gulping it down while
he talked.
At the Berlin peoples kitchen meals
are served at an expense of GA cent
each. The dinner consists of II pintG
OF soup and 6H ounces of meat or fish.
Zola would not take honors as gour-
met. He employs a good cook, but eats
sparingly himself and is careful as to
wines. His dinners are daintly served.
A morning meal with Oliver Wendell
Holmes revealed that the CHEEKY auto
crat liked cold chicken, veal patties,
liver on toast, game, Cumberland ham
and wine.
Although fhe Chinese live on diet
almost exclusively composed of starch,
it is said they are less afflicted with
dyspepsia than the people of any other
nation.
Kneading the stomach was once
favorite treatment for Indigestion and
dyspepsia. An attempt was made in
this way to initiate the natural motion
of the stomach.
Violent exercise should not be taken
Immediately after eating, since the
blood required for digestion is drawn
away from the stomach and indigestion
follows.
Never eat what is known to disagree
with the stomach. The belief that il
will disagree with the digestion in some
mysterious way often contributes to
that result.
Napoleon III. had ''porcine" side to
his nature. He was rather glutton
and the pictorial promiscuity of his
salon quite Mortified the Americans
who enjoyed his hospitality.
Patti detests great joints and affects
dainty French dishes, while her wine
cellars are the wonder and envy of CON
noisseurs. Her husband, Nicolini, is
omething of a cook and can concoct
fine dishes.
Rossini never ate any breakfast and
frivolous critics say this is why he
never wrote serious music. At ban
quet given by Napoleon Ill. Rossni ate
twice of the Italian spaghetti and de-
molished his portions with gusto.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
FREELAND, PA, APRIL 80, 1896
A Story OF Bill Nye.

His father still lives on his Vermont
farm. He and Bill corresponded now
and then, and not long ago the old
farmer wrote his boy that he believed
he could sell the farm. He said it was
heavily mortgaged, and it was all he
could do to pay the interest. lie had
written to Bill Nye's brothers in Mime
apolis, but they didn't seem to be able
TO do anything. He still owed $2,5OO,
and as he was an old man, this was too
much for him to carry, and he thought
he would sell. AS Bill read this his eyes
began to fill. He was, you know, u
mighty sensitive fellow, with all his
fun. He happened to have some money
on deposit in the bank, and he tool
out his check book and filled out y
check for $4,000. He signed it in such
big letters that it almost covered the
face of the check, and wrote his name
in full, Edgar Wilson Nye. This he sent
to his father, and as he did so, away
down in his soul, venture, he said to
himself; "Well, guess they'll think
something now of the sickly little cuss
whom they thought they would have
to support who didn't know figures,
and who had to go west to make his for.
tune"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

From the Philadelphia Record.
Today is the one hundred and seventh
anniversary of the formal Inauguration
of the government Of the United States.
Upon April 30, 1889, George Washington
took his oath of Office for the first time
as president of the nation which he had
guided to definite independence. He
had fought for the new union with sword
and tongue, and he was at last to set the
untried wheels of its experimental
machinery of government into successful
motion. His journey from Mount Yer
non was undertaken with real reluct-
ance, however, he was reluctant" as
he himself declared, lin the evening of
life to exchange a peaceful abode for an
theleSS, in characteristic spirit: "Be
the voyage long or short, although |
may be deserted by all men, integrity
and firmneSS shall never forSake me. :"
These historic words recall true sense
of the inevitable perils and mistakes
which were bound to beset his pioneer
administrations; too frequently the exact
difficulty of his task has been not prop
erly appreciated in censurng Washing
ton for his ltra-Federalstic leanings
during his presidential career. Between
the two scales of the over-aristocratic
Hamilton and the over-democratic Jeffer-
son, Washington kept the balance so
true that his memory as the first pres
dent deserves perpetual gratitude.
Washington's inaugural journey to
New York through Philadelphia was
triumphal procession. The then federal
capital was illuminated in his honor, and
he was welcomed by Vice President John
Adams talready installed in the senate),
both houses of congress, the governor
of the state, the magistrates of the city.
and a vast concourSe of the people
Upon the inaugural day the oath of Office
was administered by Robert r. Liv-
ingston, chancellor of New York state
A great date is April 30 in the annals
of America. As has been well said: at
would be most happy if that date could
be substituted for March as the the in
auguration day of the second century of
our constitutional existence. 1t would
Add two months to the too short second
term of congress, give a probability of
propitious weather for ceremony, and
be u perpetual commemoration of the
day on which Washington entered upon
his great office, and our national govern
ment was practically organized"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
BITS ABOUT ROYALTY.

The countess of Dudley owns the ia
nous Star of South Africa" stone, re
Gently valued at 100000.
The empress dowager of China has
long memory, and she is beginning to
wreak revenge on all those who op.
posed her in any way during the stress
of the war crisis.
The sultan of Turkey has sent mag
nilicent horse of pure Arab breed as a
present to NJ. Faure. He has also pre-
sented an Arab horse to the admins
tration of the state stud in France.
Prince Charles of Denmark, whose
engagement to Princess Maud of Wales
is II matter of recent history, is a firm
believer in supernatural appearances
and spiritualism. His tendencies in
this respect are shared by every mem
Der of his family.
The emperor of Austria dislilies Ger
man cooking and cares only for French
cuisine. When his relatives of the
house of Tuscany visit him, to please
their tastes he has Italian dishes served.
On certain occasions the empress, who
is Bavarian, orders German dishes.
EN-Empress Eugenie recently spent
"A few days in Paris on her way TO her
villa at Cape Mart, in the south Of
France. She took her meals in the
public dining-room at the Hotel Cont
mental. She spent an afternoon at the
magnificent new house of Roland Bona
parte, who acted as her escort during
her entire stay in Paris.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
THOUGHTS OF BRILLIANT MEN.

This melancholy flatters, but me-
naces you, what is it else but penury
of soul, lazy frost, a numbness of the
mind?-Dryden.
The passions, like heavy bodies down
steep hills, once in motion, move them
selves, and know no ground but the
bottom.-Fuller.
Man hath his daily work of body or
mind appointed, which declares his
dignity and the regard of Heaven Oh
all his ways.-Milton.
The honest heart that's free frae a
intended fraud or guile, however for
tune kick the ba', has aye some cause
to smile.-Burns.
There is always and everywhere some
restraint upon a great man. He is
guarded with crowds and shackled
with formalities.-Cowley.
Among the pitfalls in our way, the
best of us walk blindly; so, man, be
wary, watch and pray, and judge your
brother kindly.-Alice Cary.
The heather mythology not only was
not true, but was not even supported as
true; it not only deserved no faith,
but it demanded none.-Whately.
$1.50 a year is all the TRIBUNE costs.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

TIE sewing machine agent is not the
unique fellow he used to be, but occa.
sionally one is found with all the old
time enterprise. A character of that
kind operates in the town of Dover,
Me. 1t is said that recently he found
house in ncighboring town where
there wasn't n sewing machine. The
occupant of the dwelling was an old
bachelor, but this in no wise daunted
the resourceful man of many manners
He sat down beside that bachelor and
did not leave him until the poor man
admitted that if he could have woman
to run the sewing machine he would
like one. This The agent interpreted
TO mean both woman and sewing ma
chine; so he rose up and went forth,
with the result that within six weeks
there was one less maiden lady, one
less bachelor and one more sewing ma
chine in that neighborhood. The wom-
an had been waiting for some one to
speak right out, and that was right in
the Dover mans line.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
FAMOUS MONS DE PLUME.

Marietta" was the pseudonym of
Harriet NJ. Bradley,
Mrs. C. NJ. Kirkland chose MARY
Calvers" as her pen name when publish
ing "A New Home"
Jenny June" was the name chosen
by Mrs. Jennie c. Croly, on account of
its ALTERATION.
John Oldbug" was the pen name
Rev. Leonard Wilmington placed on the
title page of The Puritan"
MAX Adeler" was the name chosen
by Charles Heber Clark for his comic
deliueations of character.
Marion Ward" was the name under
which Mrs. Harriet NJ. Stephens pub
lished most of her novels.
j. w. Norris, whose poems once found
a ready sale, published them under the
pseudonym of "K. N. Pepper"
"Bab" was the pen name of w. S.
Gilbert, who first came into prominence
as the author of "Bab's Ballads"
The "Slingsby Papers," by John F.
Waller, first came out with the pen
name of Jonathan Freke Slingsby."
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
KELLMER PIANO Go.
RAILROAD TIMETABLES
THE DELAWARE, SUsQUEHANNA AMI
l. SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.

Time table in effect December 15 1895.
Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckley, Halle
Brook, Stockton, Beaver Meadow Road, Roam
and Hazeton Junction at 80 8 90 a IN, Is p
m, daily except Sunday; and U3 IN, 2 3o m,
Sunday.
Trains leave Drifton for Harwood, Cranberry,
Tomhicken and Deringer at 30 m, p III, daily
except Sunday; and Z 03 m,..2 3S p nj, Sun
day.
Harwood Road, Humboldt Road, Oneida and
Sheppton at 90 a IN, 4 Ii p III, daily except Sun
day; and 03 a m, IS IN, Sunday.
Trains leave Hazeton Junction for Harwood,
Cranberry, Tomhcken and Deringer at o 35 a
IN, daily except Sunday; and % IN, ~ m,
Sunday.
Junction, Harwood Road, Humboldt Road,
Oneida and Sheppton Mt 20, II 10 Il IN, 46 p III,
daily except Sunday; and 81 IN, 3 w m,
Sunday.
Trains leave Deringer for Tomhcken, Gran
berry, Harwood, HaZleton Junction, Roam,
Beaver Meadow Road. Stockton, Halle Brook,
Ecklcy, Jeddo and Drifton at 2 %, 40 p IN,
daily except Sunday; and 8 81 a IN, on p IN,
Sunday.
Trans leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt
Road, Harwood Road, Oneida Junction, Hazle-
ton Junction and Roam at IL a IN, Il 40, 25
p IN, daily except Sunday; and SO9 m, 3 A
y m Sunday.
Trains leave sheppton for Beaver Meadow
Road, Stockton, Halle Brook, Eckley, Jeddo
and Drifton at % m, daily, except Sunday;
and % m, 3 A m, Sunday.
Trains leave HaZeton junction for Beaver
Jeddo and Drifton at OF, 5 A, 8 20 p IN, daily
except Sunday; and 10 0S "A III, 5 3S p IN, Sunday.
All trains connect at Hazleton Junction with
electric cars for Hazleton, Jeanesville, Auden-
ried and other points on the Traction Com
panys line.
Trains leaving Drifton at 90 a IN, Hazleton
Junction at q - a m, and Sheppton at II a IN,
connect at Oneida Junction with Lehigh Valley
trains east and west.
Train leaving Drifton at 5 30 a m makes con-
nection at Deringer with p X. X. train for
Wilkesbarre, Sunbury, Harrisburg and points
west.
For the accommodation of passengers at way
stations between Hazeton Junction and Der
niger, an extra train will leave the former
point at 90 p III, daily, except Sunday, arriy-
Ing at Deringer at 90 I'm.
LUTHER G. SMITH, Superintendent.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

"Wonderful eye that boy of mines
got" said the proud father.
THAT so?" mechanically replied the
man who was trying to get away.
"Nou never saw such sense of pro-
portion" cried the proud father. Pass
that boy the cake dish, and he'll spot the
biggest piece on it every time. N. y.
hecOrder
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

a CHICAGO whist enthusiast, who
thinks he Is a great player, recently
wrote and published a book on the
game, and sent one copy to a famous
Milwaukee player for his opinion of it.
In about a week the book was returned
to him, with the following letter: "My
Dear Sir: Your favor of the - inst,
accompanied by your book, was duly
received. have read it very carefully.
1t seems to be very good game, but
I don't think it is as good a game as
whist"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30
7 EHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
. November II, 1895.

Anthracite coal used exclusively, insuring
cleanliness and comfort.
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
LEAVE FREELAND.
sos, s %, 8 30. 10 Al IN, l 35, 227, 3 Is, "a,
IL, 8 IS, s %, 81 m for Drifton, Jeddo, Lum-
Der Yard, Stockton and Hazleton.
605, s25, 81 30 q, m. 35, 3 10, "a m, for
Easton and New York.
6O5, 9S3, lO4l am, .227, 425, 6 So pm, for
Mahhanoy City, Shenandoah and Pottsvile;,
land Branch) for White Haven, Glen Summit,
Wilkes-Barre, Pittston and L. and b. Junction.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
II 40 m and 9 "a p m for Drifton, Jeddo, Lum-
Der Yard and Hazleton.
324 p IN for Delano, Mahanoy City, Shenan-
doah, New York and Philadelphia.
ARRIVE AT FREELAND.
726, 927, 10 SO, IL 81 m, IL IS, 2 10, "a, 3 49,
5S, s AZ p M from Hazleton, Stockton, Lum-
ber Yard, Jeddo and Drifton.
726 921, 10 56 am, ID, IA, 8 IS M, from
New Boston Branch).
II 5S, 5 30, Sf pm, from New York, Easton,
Philadelphia, Bethlehem, Allentown and Mauch
927, 10 5s m, 12 IS, 5 80, 6 5s, s47 m, from
Easton, Phila., Bethlehem and Mamch Chunk.
o, 933, 10 Al an, 227, s p m from White Haven,
b. Junction Via Highland Branch).
SUNDAY TRAINS.
IL 81 m and 3 10 p m, from Hazleton, Lum-
Der Yard, Jeddo and Drifton.
II 81 m from Delano, Hazleton, Philadelphia
and Easton.
10 p IN from Delano and Mahanoy region.
For further information inquire of Ticket
Agents.
CHAs. S. LEE, Gen1 Pass; Agent,
Phia Pa.
ROLLlN II. WILBUR, Gen. Supt East Div
A. W. .NONNEMACHER, Asst g. p. A.,
South Bethlehem, Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

GLOW is trade?" inquired the ac-
quaintance who had dropped in.
Dull" gloomily replied the under
taker. 81 wish | could think of some
business to run in connection with
this"
"IIow would fire insurance do ?" asked
the visitor, after some refection.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

Patron Cat church fair festivaD-
Oyster stew, please.
Waitress Ito cook)-Oysters, two.-
N. Y. Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

Newcombe--I beg your pardon, did
not quite catch your name. What is it?
Stranger-Ball.-Brooklyn Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-04-30

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria-
When she had Children, she gave them CastoriA