The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-12-18
Editorial and Otherwise.

DE as Eenerous Us fou Cali out "e'e' ""'
advice.
Hash is like love. Too much of it breed.
disgust.
The marriage epidemic is still raging in Mis-
sissppi.
The more we love men, the more we see il
them to love.
A better thing than riches is contentmeu
without them.
The girls will 90 to the postoaice when the
males come in.
II there is a storm at sea, the sailors soor
get wind of it.
Some men are like dice, easily ratified, bu'
hard to shake.
People are never too old to fall in love or t.
fight over politics.
The man in uniform is not always a man OF
uniform character.
Never steal your neighbours good name even
if yours is worn out.
A true prize fighter is As anxious for the
ring as girl in love.
There is such thing as a prayer meeting
being prayed to death.
Fight your troubles one at time, and those
in the front rank will run.
Never Judge the cigars a man smokes by
those he gives his friends.
Meyer threaten to kiss pretty girl--always
beg her pardon atterward.
The trouble market is easy, and it can al
WAYS be borrowed at low rates.
No man is so worthless that Il candidate will
not treat him with great respect.
Never strike man below the belt unless
you are aiming at his uocket book.
Sleep is conducive to beauty. Even a silk
hat looks worn when it loses its nap.
Never forget to remember that there are
some things that should he forgotten.
A man may ask God to help him, but he
must not forget his own part of the work.
Shot gun marriages take place some times.
Such marriages are mostly unhappy ones.
The cheapest watch made will not vary n
second in the year il you don't wind it up.
Charity begins at home; but it need not
stay there when poor neighbours are in want.
The milk of human kindness dispensed by
some people tastes very strongly of the can.
All the women who have been disappointed
in love are not old maids; the majority of them
are married.
There will be eleven journalists in the next
Congress, and they will be expected to- 'leven
the whole lump. 81.
Every real nice old woman thinks that peo-
pie like to hear about her married children
and the grandchildren.
1t would almost paralize some wives with
astonishment If their husbands happened to
give them kind word.
Some inen love their homes so well that they
stay away from them as much as possible
for fear of soiling them.
A wear or so after marriage many a weary
and disappointed woman wishes that she had
said "no" instead of ".es."
Dnn't scold your wife for every little mis-
take she makes. You may be, and probably
are, one huge mistake yourself.
Mark Hanna ought to refund their cam
paign assessments to all the national banks
that have failed since the election.
1t is said that Grady used to explain his
ability to talk by saying: "My father was an
Irishman and my mother was a woman"
The people who are trying to elevate the
stage will confer favor by raising it high
enough to see over the theatre hat in front.
The man who assumes the prcrogaiive Of
being mean because It is "his wav," should
not complain if others dcspise him because il
is "their way"
The man who treats his wife as il she were
a beast of burden will have to climb througl
a barbed wire fence to get into heaven, if he
gets there at all.
A movement has been set on foot among Ia.
Dor organizations for the advocacy Of ar
amendment to the constitution providing fol
the election Of president every six years.
If more Of the friendship Of the Damon and
Pythiss kind was in the hearts Of men, there
should be little need Of legislation, and much
less care, suffering and hardships to-day.
Welcome the dnv when nll shall wear the
armor Of truth, and in the strength Of mnn
hood put away the petty jealousies that maj
and dwarf, and tell the story Of our weakness
Senator-clect Foraker, Of Ohio, cannot b,
nccuscd Of dodging on the "new woman
question. lie recently said: "a woman.
place is her home, attending to domestic du
ties aud nothing else"
Smith county is having her usual fall we'd
ding fever. The marriages in that county ar,
based npon cotton crops, price Of the staple
etc. Twenty pairs were laid upon the matri
n,onial shelf last wcek.
The resignation Of Judge Cooper has mi
been accepted by Gov. McLaurin, and III
doubtful whether he will accept it or not. i
Is thought. that II pnssible, Judge Cooper vii
be reappointed as his own successor.
Kerosene oil poured along the backs, sidei
and around the ears Of your hogs twice oI
three times week, will destroy 1cas,lice and
mango on them, and help to ward of cholAra
Axle grease rubbed m your cows and horscI
when attacked BY the pestiferous tick will
promptly destroxihat pest. Use II only wher
the Ysrmiu are on. Az