The evening times., 1896-09-08
DAVID Of ANOTHER KIND
Hills Namesake Convulsed the
Police Court.
AN INTERRUPTED GRAFTON
ColOred Girl and Her MOnth-Old Baby
Locked. AL Night In Cell Upon u
> Charge Without FOundatiOn-New
Policeman's Error-Patrtck Ker-
mans Amusing Case.

henulS toudy, US juuSe hifnodh, WA1h oAS
nfied mien, seated him self in his coinforta-
bly, cushioned chair and consulted his watch
so solemnly that several of the prisoners IN
the dock made up their minds immediateiy
| to plead guilty.
| The judge returned the salutation Win
the air of condesccnsion befitting his high
office, inquiring of the bailiff as to who he
| mad noteworthy in the pen.
I'VE have" and Kendig dramatically ca
ressed Bryan buttonon his coat, I'VE have
| David b. Hill"
His honor looked thoughtfula as he watched
the baiiifr single from the throng in the
dock tall white man, who wore his clothes
very much as IL he didn't care whether
| they stayed OH or not. Alcohol had flamed
| his nose and cheeks brilliant carinine,
| bloaied his face and faded his eyes. His
attitude IN court was careless yet demo
| cratic and before the case was over r, he had
succeeded in putting himself Oh record po-
| litically after the style of his famous name
sake
FREE sILVERITE.
Policeman Bradley found Hill yesterday
in Georgetown, passiouately inploring an
Indian cigar sign TO believe in the new
monetary messiah, and his glittering ORR
flanne embroidered &c 10 l much to the
discomfort of the proprietor, a German as
s,olId as the wooden image.
.When / asked him to move on said
| Bradley to Judge KiInbail, ''hc threw his
arms around the sign and w:cstled with
it over the pavement, hitting 1t with his
fists
|. HE believes in conversion by force" re-
marked the court, smiling.
"He attracted a large crowd" continued
Bradley, land in the patrol wagon on the
way to the station he made a political
speech and kept tup all night in the cell"
DAVID said his honor, You Were here
only yesterday, if remember rightly, and
let you forfeit 81 of the So collateral
you had with the clerk
Indeed you did, jedgc." replied Hill,
.'and it would been better fer one CT
you'd copied the whole So, fer l got drunk
on the three. But l want To make this
pint. I've never bumEIcd u drink
You are not being tried for that" said
the judge You are here for acting in
a tiisgraceful way on the street.
We'll, I'm q Dinmycrat l am,'' said
Hill positively, his thoughts possibly re-
verting To the sage of Wolfert's Roost.
In arguing my views yesterday might
have talked too lold, but nothing disgrace
tul happened Nothing, SIR said Hill, and
began raising his Voice, '.can be disgraceful
in trying to elevate the peoples cause. Gaze
sir" and he waved his hands al the audience,
''on those honest faces pledged to the
peerless orator o Z the
''Stop that broke in the Judge. This is
not political meeting. You are fined S."
II protest against this yelled Hill, as
Kendig ran him back. wait till Bryan's
elected, I'll show You who | am
A FRYING FELLOW.
Patrick Herman has fondness for re-
Ginning on sidewalks and prying into the
affairs of his peighbors. He is an elderly
Irishman with badly kept red side whisk-
ers and gcod-natured, PLACID face.
Mrs Emma Walker said yesterday that
Mr.. Herman came home drunk and af:er
sleeping ON the stoop relied on the side
walk, where he awOke and sitting up be-
gan to abuse her.
He called me disreputable names" said
the witness, land accused me Of dreadful
things. He 5 a regular old Paul Pry, and
he's poking his nose into ever ythine"
Whose nose, me good mann" broke in
Herman.
.'She don't mean this nose persisted
Herman, patting that rather dubious organ
with an extremely dirty hand.
''will you shut up?'' demanded KenGig,
hauling Patrick around.
II Will assented Pat. lowering his
head in a dumb way to the judge.
Now. madam. proceed said his honor
to Mrs. Walker.
HER STORY.
Mrs. Walker declared there was not d
house on the block Herman had not en-
deavored TO penetrate and appraise its cou-
tents.
Hes the most curious man ever met"
Come down TO the disorder said the
judge. How loud was hep
Why, he reused the neighborhood, F" said
the witness.
Herman, why did you abuse this woman?''
questioned the qudge.
Me deer sur said Patrick, suavely,
pulling j hair from his whiskers and absent
mindedly tucSing it away in his vestpocket,
II jist told her what juty was"
What was your condition at the time Of
this moral lecturer" asked the court.
me usual condischun, sur
"And that is?" pursued the court
'Lovin' me nabors as meself."
Had you been drinking?''
Herman shrugged his shoulders depre- |
catiDgiy, as he said. "A friend av mine on
tue other side SiDt me some VERY fOna