Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-10-22
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While getting Ia his licks,
| And as the days grow colder-whewi
How hot grows politicsl
| Boston Courier.
"On the level, is he crooked?" "Sure.
He's wrong, all 'right."-New York
1 Sun.
Jonesy-How is Mugler betting on
the election? smitty-With his mouth.
| -Roxbury Gazette.
He-It takes three generations to
| make a gentleman. She--And six hg-
ures.-Indianapolis Journal.
He-My life without you will be a
lonely one. The Heiress-But think
how busy you will have to be!-Life.
The Doctor-It's twins sir. Young
Husband-I might have known it; it's
my wife's hobby that two can live AZ
| cheaply as one.-Puck.
Away with your bicycle built for two,"
Though Of yore 1t had room plenty
But now, in this hustlng day we view
A bicycle built for twenty.
Washington Star.
First Shade--Where is ST. Peter to-
day? Second Shade-Sh! He's try
ing to make a wheel out of n couple OF
halos. and they won't stay Alled with
air.-Puck. 20
Allce-I heard something about you,
to-day. Maud-Yes; this new lining
they are using In dresses makes
frightful noise, doesn't it?-Ycnkers
Statesman. ,gs
Observation-Disclosures you knocked
speechless when you collided with
that stone? Bloomer-No; but my
wheel was knocked spokcless.-Norris
town Herald. .y vtt
Jablin-Jaggins called you monkey.
How can you stand that? Dilbey-What
would you advise me to do about itf
Jablin-Make him prove 1t, of COURSE
Roxbury Gazette.
Miss Yam isn't at all musical"
"How do you know?" II offered to-
sing oh, promise me- last night. and
she said she'd promise me anything II
I dn't"-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Miss Keedick-What an awful talker
Mr. Gilley is, and how little he says
when he speaks. Miss Kittish-The
poor fellow Is troSbled with an impede
ment in bis thoughts.-New York
World.
Kitson-A foolish New York artist
has just married an Indian who posed
for several of Ger pictures. Thatcher
Well, suppose she was looking for q
model husband.-Philadelph North
American.
How did you dare tell father that
you have prospect of hundred thou
sand dollars a year?" she asked.
why" he answered in righteous in
aignation. II have IL / marry YOU
Washington Star.
He-Your affection seems to have
cooled with the weather. She-That Is
the point exactly. You know that a
summer Irritation carried oyer into the
fan is liable to become chronic.-In-
dianapolis Journal ~ ~ 49,
The frost doth now adorn eachsforGst tree
With glorious robes Of gorgeous.tintod
hues; Y.
And a hero ut the country school is he
Who holds out longest ere, he puts ON
shoes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Frankstown (admiringly)-How
fresh you look this morning, Miss
Homewood. Miss Homewood (who de-
tests the young man)-How fresh you
talk this morning, Mr.. Frankstown.-
Pittsburg Chronicle.
Ruling passion: Sympathizer Ito pros
trate bicyclist)-Any serious damage
LTnll h q
tfeebly)-I don't know yet. l have
have-haven't looked at my wheel
(faints away).-Life.
1t is talk wasted for an unmarried
woman to boast Of her economy to an
unmarried man. A man never appreci-
ates economy in woman until after
he has married woman who doesn't
practice it.-Atchison Globe.
"Greymair's wife brought him home
a suit of clothes, but l understand he
mustered up the courage to tell her that
he had made up his mind to change it."
s.Did he change it?" "Oh, yes; he chang
ed his mind"-Cincinnati Enquirer.
"How did you get in there, In the
first placer" asked the rescuers, who
had pulled Mr.. Kerrigan from the
canal. BE way av the top" said Mr..
Kerrigan. However, 1t was too late
to throw him in again.-Cincinnati En-
quircr.
Winks-It must be fine to be able. to
write things in shorthand, so that mo-
body can read what you have written.
Binks-Yes, that's so. It's my secret.
Sometimes I can't read it myself, when
the notes are six months old.-Somer-
vile Journal
what would you say to good.
steady job of work." asked the kind
woman. what would / say TO job
of work. repeated Perry Patettic;
''missus, 1t would be impossible for
me to repeat to a. lady what l would
say TO 1t. "-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Spooner-C Charles, do you think
you would ever marry again? Mr..
Spooner-What, after having lived with
you for ten years! Never! Mrs. Spoon
err says she would give something hand
some to know just what he meant BIZ :
that.-Boston Transcript. ~
Friend-Suppose, before deciding to
buy, should get all the descriptive
catalogues and examine them? Wheel.
man-You'd spend the price of a wheel
for postage stamps and you'd waste
the best years OF your life reading the
catalogues Courier