The Press., 1896-09-10
A Ran at the Men.

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 If q woman cannot throw a stone or catch mouse, men ought to cease plaguing her about her disability As n rulC, mon do things which they can nOt-writing up toilets, for instance A man Oncu told mo that brido wore "whito corduroy, cut on tho bias and trimmed with crinOlinc. " Anything moro awful than that 1 haven't CncOun- tered until today, when 1 read of mOth- CT brido ''arraycd ill cream Organdio silk and muslin, trimmed with chi gnon. " Fancy tho honey turned to gall ill reading descriptions liko these after tho wedding.
 Oh, ycs tho rural correspondent is abroad ill tho land. Last week ono of him sent tho following notO to his week ly newspaper:
 'Mr. Slick celebrated tho scmiannuaI of his first wifo's death by getting mar riod again. "-PolIy ill Chicago Times Herald.
 YOUR Boy WON'T LIVE A MONTU-S0 MT. Gilman Brown of 34 Milk St., South Gardner, Mass, was told by the doctors. His son had Lung trouble, follOwiny Ty- phOid Malaria, and he spent three hundred and seventy-tive dollars with doctors who finally gave him up, saying "Y0ur boy won't live mOnth." He tried Dr. Kings New Discovery, and few bottles restored him to health and enabled him to go to work perfectly well man. He says he owes his present good health to the use of Dr. Kings New Discovery, and knows it to be the best in the world for Lung trouble. Trial bottles free at E. K. Taft's drug store. 1 The market price of whalcbOno is now something like $11 ,OOO ton and it Is appreciating in value all the time This leads an English paper iokingly to suggest the adoption of a whalcbone currency, for there is no chance of an over-supply of the article, and it cannot be initiated.
 My boy came home from school one day with his hand badly laccrated and bleeding, and suffering great pain, says MT. k. J. Schall, with Meyer Bros. Drug | Co.,, St. Louis, Mo. "I dressed the wOund and applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm freely. All pain ceased, and in remark ably short time it healed without leaving a scar. For wounds, sprains, swcllings and rheumatism know of no medicine or prescription equal to it. 1 consider it household necessity" The 9 and 50 cent sizes for sale by w. w. Lathrop, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry
 Chronicle Telegraph Dukane-''Tho college which will attract the most atten- tiOn this year does not possess football team" GaswelI- nonsense." "'Its a fact" What college do yourofor to ?" | ttThe EIaotOral COl1o0a
 Ayers Hair VigOr tones up tho weak roots, stimulates the vessels and tissues which supply the hair with nutrition, strengthens the hair itself, and adds the oil which keeps the shafts soft, lustrous, and silky. The most popular and valu- able toilet preparation in the wOrld..
 Ii Hung Chang has had moro than one stroke of apoplcxy.
 A WORD OR Two to those suffering from catarrh or tho thousands subject to severe attacks of cold in the head, will not be amss if a sure remedy can be of fered. Ely's Cream Balm has become favOrite in all sections of the United States, because of its effectiveness. Your cold in the head will be quickly relieved by it, and the severest attack of catarrh will yield to, and be perfectly cured by a thorough treatment. Catarrh is not a blood disease, but an inflammation of tho passages of the nose and throat, duo to climatic changes. 9
 Ii Hung Chang's body valet sleeps at his door every night.
 If you have ever seen little child in I fho nf int realise the danger of tho trouble and ap- preciate the value of instantaneous relief always afforded by De Witt's Colic X . Cholera Cure. For dysentery and diar- rhOa it is reliable remedy. We could ! not afford to recommend this as a cure unless it were a cure. w. D. Heald, Staf- ford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Gov entry.
 For lunch Li Hung Chang cats two chickens preserved in vinegar. Theories of cure may be discussed at length by physicians, but tho sufferers want quick relief and One Minute Cough Cure will give it to them. A safe cure for children. It is "the only harmless remedy that produces immediate results" ." w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs G. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 Li Hung Chang's inquisitiveness is his strongest characteristic.
 It doesn't matter much whether sick headache biliOusness, indigestion and constipation are caused by neglect or by unavoidable circumstances De Witts Little Early Risors will speedily cure them all W.D. Heald, Stafford Springs ; G. L.Phillips, South Coventry.
 The great Chinaman, Ii Hung Chang, owns his own railroad.
 Don't trifle away time when you have , cholera morbus or diarh0a. Fight them in the beginning with De Witt's Collie X r Cholera Cure. You don't have to wait for results, they are instantaneous, and 1t - leaves the bowels in healthy condition. w. D. Heald Stafford Springs G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Ii Hung Chang Is the richest man in the world
 The whole system is drained and un- dermined by indolent ulcers and open sores. De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals them. It is the best pile cure known. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry
 Forethought prevents regret.
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