The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-02-23

BISMARCK WILL BECOME CLEVE.
LAND AS SOON AS A DRESS SUIT
Is PUT ON"
nent and lay II away in the workshop.
Suddenly they make q speech or XIII
somebody, and then we melt up the wax
color Il mink. " it "a a woman, STIR IN
little red il it Is a man, and pour IL INTO
the mould.
"When il Is I'm we let II stand until tho
outside has cooled enough 10 MAKE
shell. We turn It then right-side up,
and the wax runs out. leaving tne mean
hollow. Then We turn it over to the iea-
ture artist. ,os
"He takes IL upon his shelf and shaves
of the creases made by the seams IN tno
cast And when he has got Il as iair 30
a mink rose or smooth as red beet, no
resches ND inside tho head with q no.
nisca of metal. and holds the not emu
where the eve ought 10 be, un'l NV ~ -
an eve socket in the wax. or course W.
mace for the eye has been pro''ue' ~
IN the cast. , 4, ,iace inside
,ho head and the oyelids are mou'uea
a., hand until they are dropping e"'NeN
for a life-llke appearance ,.,rarosaer.
,.,,ho head now goes TO the halrnles'',.
- ,ha real work begins. IL IL ~
wornan IL Is long anu pa''s ,.. 90 !,
e,,nration that now comes OIL, ou' -
10 n man IL is not so very lont, p",oa
IN &c a man with hair like Gavin ., no
7 declare I was tempted 10 WIS III" q
dav and had only two heAeS "
ruddy. curly hair IN place NJ. r..o
Tne hair IS put in by heeules'
poelles are stuck in the end OF SUN,
Tho hair Is pressed upon the scaip, 80
tbe needles bury st Ia the wax Nhen
,,,, rada Harrison we used an ounce vi
bair-which is a great deal for a man
hut YOU must remember tnat pearu y.
his short and fun OF hairs inat 'ooN
time. and now they say ne isn, to,ns
10 run. But we WaN-"oiN p1'''0
TO take our risks.
"yVo lova Cleveland. He Is our great
est net. II we could we would elect MN.
ON account OF his politics? I'm afraid no.
Rut van see he's such "A capital SUBJECT
Look at that Cleveland now standing
over therei lie is dressed like bismarck,
on account OF the celebration IN Germany
we have been having But blsinarcH
Will become Cleveland as soon as dttss
sum IS nut on him and little coloring
done. Touching Mp accomplishes as much
for a man as 10 does for painting. >ou
make a new painting with brush ana
YOU mako a new man With IL spatnla'
Watch me later.
PADEREWSKf SCALPED.
81 am going 10 do funny thing now.
I have 10 laugh when l do IL. | make
Reed out Of another public character For
Reed / scalp paderewski. Paderewski'
YOU say. has "A pointed face SO he had,
but when we thought OF making heed
out OK him. We moulded a little wax
around his chin and cheeks and now he
IS Reed Tho clothesY Oh. we used
Reeds OLD manikin. II padercwsh shopid
run away with a mlliOnaire's daughter,
We will shave of Reeds checks quickly.
put on his Wis. and have Paderewski
Swimming the keys Of cur parior grand
plano. the one that Is now being played
by 'Calve In her own home
II am always sorry 10 turn Napoleon
into Mckinley because 1 like Nap, and
because his clothes are such v0ther
10 get off and on. Those boots take
strength. Watch me turn Napoleons
lock 10 Mckinley's. Then III strip him
and show you how We make a man taller.
See" he cried later. pulling of Ma
pole0ns boots and unsnapping his feet.
Bring me bigger feet and longer ank-
les. We will have Mckinley as soon az
We can get q striped suit from a tailor.
He Is such a favOrite when we show
him. that we have TO buy a new suit a
month Relic hunters snip on pieces OF
cloth. and we pretend We don't see them.
We have got TO make forty figures
this week to get ready for our political
opening. We can only transform a few
Characteristic faces, you know. DO we
use the wardrObes over again. Oh. yes.
Look" pointing to a figure OF woman
kneelins without any clothes on that's
Eugene at the tomb OF the Prince In
perial. We took on her mourning for
Nine. Carnot But we viii put II back
on her. as she is one OF the standards.
Drop In again. as soon as we have
the nomination OF presidential candidates
In ST. Louis and Chicago.
And say, II you like q figure OF your
SELF think / could fix over Griteau-
we've never used him since Garfeld.s
death-so' he'd look like you"
LOUIS T. GARDNER.