St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-12-04
Out With Old NOStrumS.
Try Paine's Celery Com
pound, the Most ADJ
vanced Remedy that
Science Can Give.

There are very intelligent men and
women who still prefer open fires TO
steam pipes and furnaces.
But onIya very shallow.minded person
would deliberately choose an old.fash-
ioneG remedy in case of sickness.
Sufferers from neuralgia, rheumatism
or kidney trouble want the surest and
most advanced remedy science can give
them. Getting well is not a matter of
sentiment, but the most seriously practi.
cal matter. That is why the most
thoughtful and conservative people now
use Paines celery compound, and recon-
mend it to friends and relatives who are
threatened or afflicted with nervous ex.
haustion, sl,eplessness, disordered liver
or blood diseases.
That wonderfully acute and patient in
vestigator, Prof Edward L. Phelps, NJ.
D., l.. L. d., of Dartmouth college, en-
bodied in Pane's celery compound the
most progressive, yet thoroughly estab-
lished, views on the cure of diseases of
nervous origin.
All of the imitators of Paines celery
compound-every one knows how many
there are-have proved to be entirely
wide of the mark. Their promises of
astonishing curative abilities are easily
made on paper; but they are not kept
1t is easy to verify every claim made by
Paine's celery compound There is no
village so small but it contains families
in which this wonderful remedy has made
some member well. Men who weigh
their words and are careful what they
write above their signatures have pub
licly given this great nvigorator its
deserved credit for matchmaking powers
such as no other remedy ever received.
That Paine's celery compound certainly
cures such diseases as neuralgia, sleep
lessness and dyspepsia does not admit
oil a doubt. 1t builds up the entire ner-
vous system, pumps out the tissues,
starts the blood into healthy circulation
and regulates the action OF the nerves. 1t
makes people well, strong and energetic
Mrs. X. K. Pratt of Centre Brook
Conn, whose portrait is given here, says
plainly:
Il find Paine's celery compound per-
feet medicine. took several bottles for
general debility, and it did for me all |
could ask 1t made me well. have
recommended it to my friends and they
all speak in its praise"
Paine's celery compound is the most
assured and direct means Of getting back
full store OF vitality 1t is true nerve
regulator. 1t extermnates all vicious
humors that linger in the blood. ltcures
rheumatism, and is used by physicians
as a specific for this disease.
Says Mrs. W. r. Johnson of Cape
Rozcr, Me:
IL was attacked with rheumatic fever
i'll its worst form. employed the best
physicians, but received no permanent
relief When commenced to take Paines
celery compound my feet and hands were
swollen so badly that they were useless.
could not walk step, and was suffer
ing very much. When had taken four
bottles OF Paine's celery compound |
could walk well, and continued until
had taken six bottles. 1t made me per
fectly well, and have been so ever since.
wish the whole world might know of
its great value"
Paine's celery compound makes people
well!
Winter searches out the weak parts in
the body; colds settle in the deranged
organs and develop disease. Make
every part of the body sound; build up
the strength and be ready for the shock
of cold weather by taking Paine's celery
compound.