The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-23
SILVER AS THE
FARMERS FRIEND.
FREE SILVER WOULD HELP THE BIG
FARMER BY CUTTING DOWN THE
WAGES OF HIS HIRED MIN.

Cool, Calculating Farmer Explains the
Situation TO His wife-He Thinks He
VIII Gain Nearly S2,O 900 by the Sixteen
to One Scheme-Ha1f of This VIII Be
Taken From the Wages of His Farm
hands-His Wife Shocked at the Idea of
Cheating Their Hired Help-win Do Her
Best to Prevent Bryan's Election.
Farmer-I reckon this free silver's
about the best friend of us farmers
that's come our way since the war. AL
lowing Bryans elected all right this
year, I caIc'late I'll be worth nearly
So, 900 more next year than now.
Farmers Wife-Nonsense Harvel
don't believe silver's going to make
folks rich One'll have to work for
living if Bryan's elected just as hard as
if he isn't.
FL don't deny but what you're
heads level there, Jane. Some folks
will have to work harder, but it won't
be us farmers. Well come out on top
with free silver. That's sure's shooter.
F. W.-What crazy notion IS in your
head now anyhow? D'you think farm
srs are smart enough to make laws
that'll take money out of other folks
pockets and put it into theirs?
F.-P'r'aps not, but they're going to
try it. 1 s'pose you don't see how free
silver'll help us, but 1 do.
F. W.-If you'll take my advice
you'll not bother yourself to death try
ing TO get rich by free silver. I'll war
rant it won't work as you calc'late.
F.-I'll tell you one way it'll help
me, Jane You know that if we get
free coinage we will have silver dollars
worth bout so cents-same'S Mexican
dollars now.
F. WI thought Bryan said that
silver'd be worth just as much as gold
when we get free silver.
F.-Yes, that's what he says in the
east SOS he won't scare the millhands
and savings bank folks too much. But he
don't talk that way out here, because he
knows that ain what we're after. We
want cheap money, SOS prices of wheat,
corn and pork II be twice as high, same
as in Mexico.
E. W.-Supp's'n they are. Wouldn't
you have to pay twice as much for
clothes and groceries and everything else
you'd have to buy? If you got So instead
of 81, you'd have to spend So instead of
81. It'd be as broad as it is long. If
that's the way silver's going to make you
rich, you'll never get rich.
F.-But wouldn't have to spend So
for every 81 I spend now. You know, we
have at least two hired men the whole
year and three to five more from April
to November, besides the hired girl for
most of the year. Do you reckon I'm
going to raise their pay when we get
free silver?
F. WI s'pose SO. Why shouldn't
you?
F.-Just because wouldn't have to.
P'raps after year or SO I'd give 'em
So or So more a month, but nothing
like double what they're getting now.
l calc'late I'd save between $500 and
81 900 in wages-not quite so much on
John and Dave, because they board with
us, and of course the prices of some of
the things they eat would go up, but
I'd save bout half on my day hands
who live and board at home. That's
how f1gger it, and it's 'cording to the
opinion of Governor Boies and other big
silver people. They say farm wages is
too high for profits and that silver IL
bring 'em down.
F. Wand so that's why you're for
free silver, Harve Grimes; want to cheat
your poor hired hands out of half their
wages, men who now can hardly keep
their families out of the poorhouse! I
thought it was them Wall street Shy
locks and goldbugs you're after with
your free silver stick and that you re
trying to square accounts with them
rich fellers, but it seems
F.-Hold up there, janet Free silver's
going to save us bout 81, 900 on what !
still owe on that 81, 900 mortgage.
Who d'you think'll lose that?
F. WI don't care who'd lose it.
'Tain't right to cheat anybody, but
wouldn't say word SO longs it's some
body who could afford to lose it, but when
it comes to cheating your poor neighborf
it's time to put stop to it. I don't
care if you never get that other farm
paid for. guess we won't starve on
this old farm. I'm going to tell John
and Dave and all the others just how
free silver will hurt them, and I'll gel
them all to vote against Bryan The
idea of such farmers as you trying tC
elect Bryan to cut Ndown the wages oi
your hired menI I'm ashamed of you,