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an Old friend q the family and a BIZ Of q
wag' said; But. my dear. you have not
What is that?' said the bride.
"a kiss. Won't You pay it before you
"of course I WILL, she answered. blush
a severe ole, nader lady. standing by;
worse. as she thought 1t, on the part of
the. jolly divine, but everyone else. the
bridegroom included. smiled at the Incl
about to drive away from the door she put
her head out of the brougham window and
said severely, as the parson among others
We'll, Mr.; Clergyman. how about hat
Not now,' answered he, IT will give IL
You another time: So very public here
She disappeared. The guests roared and
the parson scored.
AS the C. g. O. train was pulling out of
Coving,on for Cincinnati, an Irish laborer,
with his regulation tin dinner can and clay
pipe. stepped into one of the passenger
cars, and, putting his pail on the floor, en-
sconced himself in a comfortable seat.
A moment later the brakeman came in
and. looking around, espied the Irishman.
Leaning over. he tapped the man on the
If you want to smoke go forward to the
smoking car"
- liz lilSHIllti lDuhGu al MIN cOOliS LOT a
moment, and replied: I'm not schmokin'.
man"
You've got your pipe In your mouth,
Faith. yes" replied the son of Erin,
.un I've got me tut In me boot, but I'm
not walkin'."
A good story is told of an English family
living in Norfolk county. who possessed
the euphonious name of Bug" AS that
term in England is never mentioned in
polite society and signifies a minute In
family of that name did not appreciate Its
uniqueness. Upon coming into possession
Of some money they at once petitioned to
guest was granted; but, alas for them. tho
bugs OF that portion of the country were
hsneeforth known by the more refined title
Of the Norfolk Towards"
A doctor, who had a great dislike to to-
bacco in any form. managed, in his hurry
at the railway station. to get into a smok-
Ing compartment. A young man sat oppo-
cycling him for some minutes the gentle-
man at last addressed him;
Young man, as a medical man let me
has proved to me that of every ten men
suffering from epitlielium and paralysis OF
the g nine Of these have been caused
Sir exclaimed the youth, Experience
mas proved to me that of every ten men
suffering from DlacK eyes, nine of them
have been caused by people noglecting to
mind their own business -
s ~
The Westminster Budget tells a charac-
teristic story of the late Rev. Peter Mac
kenzie, of London Many years ago, after
DELIVERING, a lecture In a village near Sun
house along a lonely road, when he was
accosted by a robber. The latter was a
believer in the right of might and re-
cash he had got. We'll. my dear man"
replied Mr.. Mackenzie, you know I am
big enough to thrash you. If it's money
you want. I'll give you half n crown" The
robber would not accept this very Chart.
able offer. MIR. Mackenzie "doffed" his
coat and gave him what the man IS now
That thrashing did the man a great Ser
vice. for he Sfterward left the paths OF
vice and became one Of Mr.. Mackenzie's
many converts.
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The St. Louis bridge has n central
span Of 900 feet. the side spans being
800 feet each. 1t cost, including the
railroad tunnel, $40, Ooo, 600. The Mer-
chants bridge is 2,42o feet long and
cost So, 900, QUO.
A Christian church in some parts Of
Japan cannot be established without
the consent Of the property owners in
the neighborhood. In fact, u church
has the same status a saloon has III .
highly moral American village.
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Chicago Record.
Mrs. Cleveland is going to Gray Ga.
bles earlier than usual this year for rea
sons that would interest ladies OF the
them. The family are now living at
Record II it were prop for me to tell
Woodley, the presidents country place.
and she is taking q great deal of coun-
try exercise. The interesting event is
expected In July, when Marion. the
youngest daughter, will be 2 years old.
There Is an Interval OF two years be-
tween the birthdays of all the children.
The Saginaw girl who climbed to the
top floor OF a thirteen story building 10
he married Is pretty certain to come
down in the world.
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No New Thing Underline Sun.

No New Thing Under the Sun.
From Life.
Money Talks: - "Bntm money IN
swereth all things.', Eccl.Sx:l9.
The Silver Trouble: He that loveth
silver shal not be satisfied with silver"
Eel. 81: 10.
that sew pillows to all armholes."
Eek. xiii: Is.
We Are the People; No doubt but We
are the people, and wisdom shall die
with you.. Job xli:2s
xvi: Z. -
ne s1eYsle wh eaer yo,, a y dod Eaeat t thelns' es-
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Nuggets and Nubbins.

AfIltFICHH.
At a fashionable wedding party near
London, just as the happy pair We're about
to start on their wedding tour. the pretty
little bride was thanking the clergyman
who had made her and her choice one, on
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The Voice OF Iunoranc,

Chicago Tribune.
Stranger docking down Wabash ave-
nue)-It's a bloody sIlaillestoIet an ele-
waited railroad spoil a fine street like
this without having to pay something
for the privilege.
Citizen-You misunderstood. I did
not say the railwaycompany paid moth
nothing for it.
Stranchr-Oi ~
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FITS.-AilIai Fits stopped free oy Df. kiine's Great
Nerve Restorer. Ma Fits after tie frstday's use. Mar.
ivelous cures. Treatise and $500 trial bottle FREQ to
FIJI cases. Send TO DR.. Kline. 9,r Arch ST., Phtla., Pa.
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Chicago Chronicle.
A telegram conysYa~shef Information
that mefarmers near Frankfort. Ind.
hay recently seen q snake In their neck
of woods from twenty-five to thirty feet
long II "as thick as q common stove
pipe" The telegramsfurther states that
unsuccessful. but it of1its 10 state where
the farmers had been allgnight. or what
was the precise heft OF the jag they
were toting homes.
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GABRIEL'S AGENT.
CURIOUS MARvELs WORKED ny
MILE. HENRIETTE coUEDoN.
SAYS SHE IS INSPIRED.

The French Girl Prophecies Has
Made some Remarkable ProRnos-
tications-A Visit to Her Paris
Homo.
PARIS. April 2e.-The interest IN tho
newes French marvel. Mile. Henriette
Couedon. Is more Intense than ever. II Is
only a little more than two months ago
that this young woman suddenly announced
to her parents and friends that she had
been appointed the earthly representative
OF the Angel Gabriel.
Ordinarily an announcement Of this kind
would be accepted as a first class symptom
OF insanity. and no one would have given 1t
q second thought. But no one has yet ac-
cused Mile. Couedon OF being insane. Some
have Eaid that she is the victim of a highly
strung religious nature, but a great many
people have been 30 impressed by her
strange doings that they place great faith
IN her sayings.
Nearly every man Of science Of note In
Paris has been to see her and wonder. at
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Gladness Comes

1lQIIlCSS ND
Militia better understanding OF the
wv transient nature Of 1.-The many phys
ical ills, which vanish before proper eff
forts-gentle efforts-pleasant efforts
rightly directed. ThereisScomfort in
the knowledge, that SO many forms Of
sickness are not duesto any actual dis
ease, but simply to q constipated condi-
ton of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, SyrnpofE Figs, prompt
" removes. That is wliygftis the only
remedy with millionsof families, andis
everywhere esteemed q highly by all
who value good health fa Beneficial
effects are due to the fact, tf1at tits the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness misunderstanding the
organH on which it d sItistherefore
all Important, in order to gettts bene-
fetal effects, to note when yon pur-
chase, that you have the gennine arti-
Gle, which is manufactured blythe Cali
forniasFig Syrup CoaonIysand sold by
all reputable druggists
If in the enjoymentSof good health,
and the system is egNlar,, 9laxatives or
otherremedies are then Notneeded. If
afaictedwith any actual disease, one
NAV be commendcdt to the most slsillful
physicians, hut il in need 81 R~laxative,
one should have the best, and with the
welI-informed everYyghere,Syru OF
Figs stands highest andis most largely
used andgives mostgenera lsatisfaction.
rs ri 20 ~
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A large jag.

Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING ssnur for children
t%eethina. softcns tho gums, reduces Inflammation
allays pain. cures Wind collie. Csc . bottle.
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We will forfeit 1000 il any of our pub
genuine. The Piso Cos Warren, Pa.
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Touching
She touched me and my pulses thrilled
With mingled pleasure and despair.
TsrsS nesting Cupids cooedSandRbilled
G1tthln the meshes OF her hair.
She touched me-touched mel Then she
left
Left with the pleasure. left the pain;
And there 1 sat, alone. hereft
OF diamond scarfp!n. watch and chain.
Philadelphia Press.
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A Pretty idea.
Cupid, near a cradle creeping,
Saw an infant gently sleeping;
The rose that blushed upon Its check
Seemed a birth divine to speak.
To ascertain If earth or heaven
To mortals this fair form had given,
He, the little urch!n simple,
Touched its check and left a dimple.
Anonymous.
A Pretty Idea.
The Rock of GtbraIeer

from the shackles of chills and fever,
bilious remittent or dumb ague by Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. a perfect anti
dote to malarial poison in air or water.
1t is also an uneXampled remedy for bill
ieus. rheumatic or kidney complaints,
dyspepsia and nervousness. 1t improves
appetite and sleep and hastens conva-
l%escence.
1t is an Interesting circumstance that,
while the marquis of Lorne married one
of Queen Nictoria's daughters, his faith
er took to wife recently one of her mai
esty's maids of honor.
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Hairs Catarrh Cure

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price rs cents.
The legislature of Ohio passed a law
making every Saturday afternoon a half
holiday in municipalities having a pop
ulation of so, 600 or more.
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MONEY MAKING AS AN ART.

The Quickest Way to Pile III Money In
This business Era. 70
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Stephen Howard settled his arms CON-
fortably on the table aud looked ut her
with a smile. WELL" he answered, IA
few months ago was keen on it. desper-
ately keen on it, but somehow l am per-
fectly happy where ] ANIL eau hunt u bit
next winter.n
"And don't you think you will be per-
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
PILED TIES ON TIE TRAoK.
Fienoish Attempt to wreck a Train
Suspects Caught.
= va u&Hs.
Special to the Jp3.se9, lst,, No..

specaot to the Jersey City Ne,cs.
PLAINFIELD, June 6, 1sas-An az
tempt was made shortly after nidnisht
last night to wreck the Philaalphia fas+
freight train on the Central Railroad of
NeW Jersey, between Fanwood and
Netherwood stations.
The engineer in charge of Engine No
'9S' hauling train east on the passen-
ger track. noticed a pie of ties ON the
freight track at a point east of 4be
rerrlli road bridge. The alarm was
eyer. even and the engineer of the philaSsI7
pai.a Iast freight train going east On ~ !
rack rack on which the obstructions bad
oeen PLACED, was tagged at HIS CIV
Ii.d notified of the fact. He stonaed
removed o ene Tres were
Police officers and railroad detecti,as
msnt @ Immediately to the scene of az
Ia.llteS,3aiSred wreck and found ..f .a,,.1-,7
t,lsi sS ssiilsce, absolute character of Srotsb
I Ldins' lurking in a suspicious r71anrar osNe-r
'anont the track. He was arrestad fed x
fnruner itsr search was made and fbree
TN atlneTant umbrella members were II dfs7 s
vyt e,' srea N proximity to the snot ,ybsral
snE s5es nau been placed. and uera : = 80
restsa- The prisoners were lonlSe,3 M, -
"a ne poilce station w. f.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
NAVAL ACADEMY INTERESTS.

ANNAPOLIS. Md. June G. 1895 s-se.
retary Herbert left here for Wasbinsfan
TINS morning on the Dolphin. Ho9nine
pigeons will be liberated from the cruiser
on her trip to the Capital
ne Board OF Visitors to the Naval
academy held its final meeting today and
adjourned 1t is understood that amorg
the recommendations it viii make viii
De enc making the age of admission 81
cadets from fifteen to eighteen years.
instead sa, Of from fifteen to twenty.
Inc annual cruise will begin next Mon
day. When the Mefongaheia and Bsn-
Sfoff Noron VII W las steam down the bay. The
will go to Madeira, and the Bancroft. IN
s command Il. land Of Lieutenant-Co Commando 3.
Oh trip along the coast touching at the
Gifferent navy yards.
About 155 cadets win take the cruise sin
the. NMonongahela In addition there will
be 1877 seamen and II marines The
September l.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06

DIED.

sCAREY-On Saturday, June g. 1896 Mar.
TN Francis, only child of Martin and
Lizzie Carey, aged 2 years, months.
Reiastves and friends are invited to at
NJ, from the residence of his par
ents, mo- os4 Communipaw avenue
8CoLLINS-On Saturday, June G. 1895
Thomas Collins, infant son of Thomas
and Annie Collins, aged 8 months.
Tuneral Sunday, June I, at z. NJ.
from the residence of his parents. No,
IL Storm avenue.
GILVARFeY.-on Friday. June 5. 1896 FL
-len Gi Sliyarry, widow of the late James
Relatives and friends of the family are
ffespeetfuily invited to attend the funeral
for her late. residence, No. 1e3 Railroad
Z, 33Vsnue, on Monday, June 5, at O'Clock
tisGTSIaY.7on Taaa z Saturday, June 6, 1896.
the late William Hickey, aged s years s.rss'
tuneral Monday, at her parents resi
dence, no. Van Beuren place.
FRANCISCO Thursday, June 4 1905
Wisaose9 Wiz of WITS ;Gi5Fgsgofy francis. beloved
near of her age. -
Funeral services from her late resi-
5ene denee ls,s Msaisop sst avenue on Saturday,
friends Of the family are resDectfuIlv IN
vited to attend. -
interments at convenience of family.
1Atoany, N. T., papers, please copy.
MAgmENzIE;@At Il,Is ,soa b ,REayonne. Thursday,
reldc OF Edward Mackenzie formerly
Funeral private
RBID.-In this city, on Friday. June 5.
1880. Mary Jane, wife of Captain Ed
ward Charles Reed
Funeral services on Monday J1ne
all eight o clock p. NJ from her late
residence, No. l8S Academy street.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
TRAoK ELEVATION A CERTAINTY

Track elevation seems a certafrtv
Mayor Wanser says. His interview with
the Erie Railroad officials yesterday was
mcst satisfactory one. The question
OF the cost ef the work has dropped cut
OF consideration, and now all that re-
mains in the engineering possibilities. AS
exclusively stated in '@The News, yester
day. there are engineering difficulties to
overcome; hut as soo1s as this Is done
work vii at once be begun. The Maycr
do,,,,a Is not familiar with the plans Of the
he will advise the company what # viii
be necessary for the city to do TO secure
the abolition of the death dealing grade
crossings of the Erie
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
CANADIAN INDIANS.
Some Have Attained High Degree
of Civilization

Some of these Canadian Indians are not
only civilized, but they are rapidly reach
ing the point where the line dividing them
from other citizens becomes indistinct
and gradually vanishes
The outward and visible signs of this
are numerous and emphatic. They live
in comfortable houses with flower gar
dens and graveled walks They have
adopted the clothing, the dietary and
many of the customs of the whites.
They make for themselves roads and
they build bridges. They have their own
agricultural societies with their annSIal
shows. They trade with acumen equal
to any of their nesghbors and whenever
they affect the occupations of the pale
faces they prove themselves equal while
losing none of their skill in the yoca-
tions peculiarly their own. rney are
thus experts as lHmberrnen, sawvers and
carpenters, fruit picl1ers. guides, pilots.
llax Iackers, coopers. basket makers,
miners, lsmebifrners, etc They have even
entered the learned professions
The late Chief. Ka-Ke-wa -qu o-Ea-iby. Is
the present Dr.: Jones, and has been ap-
Sc, has graduated, and is EMPLOYED AZ
dominion land surveyor, position re-
curing thorough knowledge OF ths
hagher ts., mathematics Many pass the
Shsii SCI we eA1iiil ma l1odl5 and OBTAIN
Government appointments, while al.
Indian lady is in the first rank Of Cana
dian literature. In some instances thev
have erected handsome granite rnonil-
ments to the memory of their chiefs.
The Indians Of the provinces, tco. have
at their credit, in the hands of the Cow
ernment. funds derived from the sale or
surplus land, timber, ETC., and the rent 81
land leased amounts to very nearly Sc.
100000 The millions belong to the On
tarie bands. Few OF those in Quebec
had much land or valuables to DISPOSE of
and in the provinces farther east care
was taken not to overburden the natives
with estates. The interest On the trns
fufd amounted in 1892 to s162, ,258-Na
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
METEOR IN THE LEAD.
BIZ Gable to the United Press.

sHEERNESs, Eng, June 6, 1sa6.-The
yacht race for large raters from the
More to Dover was started at 1920
O'Clock this morning. The Britannia was
in the lead at the start, with the Meteor,
Ailsa and Satanita following in the order
named.
A fresh breeze from the west was blow
ing when the yachts crossed the line,
and under its influence the Meteor passed
Britannia and drew away until, shortly
after the start, she was quarter of mile
ahead of her competitors. kilograms re-
ceived from Dover say that dead calm
prevails in the Channel.
The Meteor passed Broadstairs four
minutes ahead of Britannia, and the
Satanita was eight minutes ahead of the
Ailsa, which was fifteen minutes behind
the Meteor.
The Meteor finished at 45S:49, The
Britannia, which was allowed S minutes
and seconds by the Meteor, arrived at
the finish at Dover at 5:07 49,
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
no SILVER IN HIS.
EEr. Turner OF Virginia Fsesuses te
Go Back 10 Copgrres.

WASHINGTON, June 6, lSe6s-Repre-
sentative S. B. Turner OF the Seventh
Virginia Congressional district has writ
ten an open letter to his constituents,
declining a renomination to Congress.
Mr.. Turner is reasonably certain Of a
good majority of delegates IN the dis
trict convention and Consequently of a
denomination and election, but he pre-
fers retirement to a denomination on a
silver platform, which he deems certain.
in view Of the action Of the Democratic
State Convention at Staunton on Wednes-
day last. MIR. Turner'S letter is as fol-
lows
WASHINGTON. D. C., June 5, 1896.
To the Democrats Of the Seventh con-
gressional District of yirgipia:-
I have determined not to be a candidate
for denomination to Congress. The in
dorsements / have received from counties
that have already given expression and
assurances from those that have not
leaves no doubt upon my mind that such
denomination would be accorded me.
have reached the conclusion 1 could not
accept IT. The Staunton convention and
ether conclusive evidence makes it cer-
tain that our district convention will
adopt platform in favor of free and
unlimited coinage of silver at the ratio
of 16 to IT, and in my Judgment the ac-
ceptance of a nomination on such plat
form would carry with it the obligation
oil lHs nominee TO vote for such measure
IN Congress and the defence of it by ar
gument IN the canvass. My convictions
belrg decided that such a policy would
be ruinous to the best interests of our
people, | could not defend it on the
stump; for me to do SO with my con-
sequent loss of my self-respact.
Sc forced to choose. between a seat in
Co9gress and the preservation Of nv
sseiI-respect, | cannot hesitate In sayins,
oaas anis attack no mans motives and crjti-
else no ones opinion; but cheerfuliy ac-
cord to those who differ with me tbe
same honesty of opinion and purpose that
eialn Tor myself. I thank you for yolIr
many kindnesses to me, and hope YOU win
nnd a nominee ADLER than myself ia re31-
resent rSe n,S,3 y9u. | know you cannot find one
than have done. Regrettine +bo+ 10 +da3 Sc
compelled to take this step, t am. -eei
Very truly, ETC.,
e s TIrI MIL,
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
PRISONERS NOT RELEASED


LONDON, June 6, 1Sss.-The despatch
from Pretoria published in the Pail
Mall Gazette" yesterday announcingl that
the four leaders Of the JohanneSbu
Reform Committee, George Farrar.
Lionel Phillips, Colonel Francis Rhodes
and John Hays Hammond, whose SEN
tences to death was recently committed
to imprisonment for fifteen years, had
been released on parole, proves to have
been untrue. A despatch from Pretoria
which was sent from that place last
evening and reached here this morning.
says. upon the authority of the Dig
gers News" that decision in the case
of the Reform Committee leaders has
been postponed until June H. owing to
the objections raised to the casting Of
proxy vote in the Executive Council
for Mr.. ]. NJ. A. Wolmarane, q member
of the Council who is absent from Pre-
tGria -
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06

scciation. Governesses Training College
and School Of Art Neediewofk. Her claims
as ar authoress-she. ggrftes to various
president of the Writers Club minor
female authors society.
The Primitive Methodist Conference,
opening on June 10, will have as the chief
subject for decision the question of cor
porats union with other NJ ethodist church,
es. Those who know predict that the con-
ference won't decide the question this
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
HEarsnest,s Thern,ameter Renor,


Look for the sales Of Auetioneer Wood on
Tuesday, the 9th inst, which win be a red
letter day for those that wish to invest their
money IN real estate that will pay large re-
turns for their money, 80 be. Oh hand and 60
home happy.
stores. factories and institutions can now
get their supplies az good as any N. Z.
house can serve them Complete stock. low
prices, al p. T.. cieary co. s wholesale "a.
eery st9res Montgomery ana Gre>ne streets.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
FATAL FALL PROM A WINDOW.

Freddie Mullins, a little 21s old boy,
fell from the fourth story of his home,
No. 70 Monroe street, this nnorning, a dis
tance Of over tilirty-five feet, and was
instantly Killed.
The little fellow was looking out of the
window and his mother left him for a
few moments. When she returned he was
gone. Looking ouz Of the window she saw
his crushed remains being tenderly lifted
up by coule Of tenants living on the
ground floor of the house The body was
taken to Coroner Vcll1' S rnorgIie.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1896-06-06
MAGoWAN IN TRENTON.
Special to the ,Jerseu Citu Ngslrrs

TRENTON, June 6, 1896. -Ex-sFayori
Frank A. Mcgowan, who was expected
to bring his bride, formely Mrs. Helen
F. Barnes, TO Trenton today, arrived
alone from Philadelphia shortly before
noon and was driven to his Clinton ave-
nue. mansion. He refused to tell report
ers anything about his alleged wedding
has no business with our Affairs was
all ale would say