The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-12-10

The Hibernians will dance New
Years eve.
Holiday handkerchiefs and muffers
AT r r. Kahn's. daft
Who said he saw flying machine
pass over Kenosha?
The once popular fad of punning is
rapidly becoming extinct.
Did you see I. R. Kahn's fancy sofa
pillows and chair head rests daft
Silk umbrellas in great variety at
popular prices at l. R. Kahn's. daft
If you ever hope to be taken serious
" guard against habitual joking.
The man who has nothing good to
say of any, need not expect good said
of himself.
According to the merchants the
skirmish line of holiday trade is just
being heard from.
Now comes the little boy with the
snow ball, and the old man with the
bruised hat; and broken windows, etc.
Tt is evident that in the Spain Cuba
bout now on Referee Cleveland is not
going to allot the prize to the defeated
party.
Judging from the tone of President
Cleveland's message, one of Weyler's
New Year resolutions will be to let
Cuba alone.
It is probable that when the present
season ends,.the street sweeper with
the aid of a plough will be able to ex-
cavate the pavements.
Born, Wednesday, Dec. 9, to DR..
and Mrs. G.. w. Toles, an eleven pound
boy. DR.. Toles is kept very busy ac-
cepting congratulations.
For the coming scrap between Reed
and Mckinley neither the referee nor
the place have been decided. 1t is not
likely to be in San Francisco, however.
With the evidence of prosperity be-
fore us in the shape of great loads OF
goods occupying the sidewalks and all
other available places, it is unreason-
able to believe that the times are ex-
tremely hard.
Died-At her home in Jacksonville,
Fla, Nov. 19, Nellie May, wife of Chas.
81. Kenyon, and only child of James FL.
and Helen Wattles Campbell. Mrs.
Kenyon was niece of Mrs. VIM. 81.
Saunders of this city.
The job at the corner of Park and
Main streets, necessitated by the leak
in the water pipes, has been so neatly
done that now that the street is COM
paratively clean, one would hardly
know that the street had been touched,
thanks to the street commissioner.
A divorce has at last been granted
to Mrs. Fannie Busek from George
Busek. The decree was handed down
Tuesday by Judge Fish in Racine
The couple had had hard time of it
for months past, the quarrels getting
into Justice court occasionally. Neither
party could speak English.
A monogram embossed in gold, silver
or any color on different colOred note
paper, with envelopes to match, makes
one of the neatest Xmas presents to be
had. We are doing that kind of work
now at about one quarter the regular
price. Call at this Office and see
samples. tt
The Baptist church give an organ
recital Thurday evening, Dec. IL, at
the church in Kenosha. Prof. Harrison
M. Wild, the noted organist, will have
charge of the new pipe organ. There
will also be quartette from Harvard
and local musical talent. Tickets, 25C
and SOC. DIV
The presidents message is creating
little more talk than most such docu-
ments do. Possibly it is because there
is so much interest taken in the fiua
settlement of the Cuban question
Among the remarks there are a great
many that are very complimentary t.
| Cleveland.
The rumors that were afoat Tues
day suggesting that the death OF John
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have all been quoted by the Statement
of the physician who offciated, tina
he died a perfectly natural death. /
seems that he had not been feeling wei
for some time, and had frequently com
planned of sickness.
1t is a great pity that Mark Hanna
in his political career has not left him
self open to at least very few thrusts
But he hasn't, and it is very amusing
to behold the efforts made by some t.
find reasonable opportunity to sa.
something mean. To such it must b.
quite irritating to see their little torpe
does thrown without even making
noise.
The talk raised by the figures OF
foot ball calamities found in Chicago
paper some time ago, is quite remark
able. If a record were made of tn
casualties accompanying other athlet
les. such as boxing, fencing and Wrest