The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1896-08-06

that appears in this country.
To restore gray hair to its natural co.or
in YOUTH cause it to grow abundant and
strong, there is no better preparation than
Halls Hair Remover.
Papa said Willie sis Satan the king of
wickedness ," eyes. my SON" "Well, if
wlckedness was a republic, would he be a
vice PRESIDENT" [Harper's Bazaar.
Women who are weak and nervous, who
have no appetite and cannot sleep, find
strength and vigor in Hoods Sarsaparilla.
A man who suffered badly went to con-
suit a specialist about his affection. The
expert asked: "Do you stutter all the
time O. "N-n-n-no,'' replied the sufferer.
81 s-s-s-stut-t-t-ter only when l t-t-t-t-talk.'
tHarper's Bazaar.
A Deception Easily Practiced
is the offer of a reward for 'any case of
tarrh not cured" by certain "cures" or
"blood medicines" Nothing is said regard
ing the number of bottles required, and
therein lies the deception. The makers of
Ely's Cream Balm, have never resorted to
such devices. Cream Balm is an elegant
preparation, agreeable to use, and mmedi-
ate in its beneficial results 1t cures ca
tarrh You can rely upon the fact that it
contains no mercury nor other injurious
drug 80 cents.
Mrs. Culm-Culm: Mrs. Flim-Flimmery
must be under great obligations to the De
Trows. She always speaks of them as her
friends in need Mrs. Blankety- Blank
Yes she can always depend upon them to
fill up vacancy at d dinner party when any
of the other guests send regrets at the last
minute" Philadelphia North American.
Relief In Six hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder diseases
ralieyp1 i'm Siy houts nv the "N Ew CPEAT
SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" This new
remedy IS a great surprise on account OF its
exceeding promptness in relieving pain in
the bladder, kidneys, back and every part of
the urinary passages in male or female. 1t
relieves retention of water and pain in pass
ing it almost Immediately. If you want
quick relief and cure this is your remedy.
Sold by A. A Howes & Co., Druggists, Bel
fast, Me. 1y27
Seaside Intrigues. Mrs. Mamma: "If
Lord Forgvus asks you to marry him, you
tell him to speak to me- Ethel: Eyes,
mamma-hut if he doesn't?" Mrs. Nam
ma: "Then tell him that want to speak to
him" Truth.
For Over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.-Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for
over fifty years by millions of mothers for
their children while teething, with perfect
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, and
is the best remedy for DiarrhHa Is pleas
ing to the taste. Sold by Druggists in every
part of the world. Twenty-Five cents bot
tie. Its value is incalculable. Be sure and
ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and
take no other kind. lyric
Business is Business. Benevolent ind-
vidual: eyes, sir, | hold that when man
makes a little extra money, his first duty is
make his wife present of a handsome
dress Ordinary individual: "You are a
social philosopher presume?' mo, l am
a dry goods dealer New York Weekly.
You make no mistake when you buy Dali
TONS SARsAPARILLA AND NERVE TONIC and
DALToN's FAMILY PILLS. Everybody says so,
and what everybody says must be true
Tommy: "Say, Mollie, l wish l had ten
cents to get some candy with Mollie:
600 and ask father who Socrates and
what is meant by the differental. calculus.
He's got company, and | shouldn't wonder
if he gave you quarter Boston Tran
script.
English SPAWN Lniment removes all
Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps and Blem-
Spints, Sweeney, Ring Bone, STILES,
Sprains, all Swollen Threats. Coughs etc.
Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warranted
the most wonderful Blenish Cure ever
known. Sod by A "A. HoWeS " Co.. Drug
gists, Belfast, Me. 1y27
She sobbed violently. 'iVilain" she hiss
ed 4; II am in your power" "My Child he
answered, sadly, 81 haven't got any. 1 am
Vice President of the United States" PUCK.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria-
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gavet them CastoriA
Bobbie:. "Mother, We're all the bad men
destroyed by the tiood?" Mother; Eyes,
my SON" Bobbie (who has just received
whipping from his father) .'When is there
going to be another hood?" Brooklyn Life.