New-York tribune., 1896-10-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

\, ro,,,or moro generally known as Monsieur
&c Paris the public executioner OF FRANCE "e"'
10 Rheims the other day TO guillotine muroere'
Az he was about to enter compartment IN inc
train AT Paris newly married couple brushed past
him and took seats opposite The three were alone
| IN the compartment Soon the bridegroom recog-
nized their yrewsomc companion. and Whispered ms
name TO his bride. who straightway went INTO
mysteries NJ Deiber was asked to chanse MS
compartment He refused to comply with the re-
quest. The bride at length quieted, put nsI
husband continued to glare at the homely man In
sombre black until the end of the Journey.
| Unfair Advantage-"But 1t was decided In regu.
lar meeting" said the tdrantula. and you and the
rattlesnakc and the mosquito were in favor OF the
notion why didn't you carry IL? ,,.-
"The charm an called for a show Of hands. bit.
himself on his back and outvoted us!'-Chicaso
Tribune
A business man Of Greenvle KY, writes: we
are CAD that Roswell G.. Horr is to speak here on
october %. We will give him large audience ana
Kentucky will give Mckinley majority OF l5oN.
,ro illustrate the ignorance OF many silver men
down this way / relate the following colloquy
which heard the other day in front OF our store;
Free-Silver Man-There has been no silver coined
since 1873.
Sound Money Man-Nonsense. Just look at the
dates OF the coins in my pocket-ssS. 1898. 1895 and
1895.
Free-silver Man-Oh. the dates have been
changed.
always Wi,yf the same said the mlddle-aged lady.
'Wha,.s @ the SOM" asked her niece
Twenty years ego girls ,udy Tenf road map a" and
nee'iiework ma. No" monEeywrench .,y % Nv shington
Star
A day or two before Mr.. Bryan went to virginia
| an old coored minister Of Fairfax Court House
| made the following prayer: 20 Lord, save TINS
| country from the hands of them VINO Is trying "
| bust II I'D Give plenty of work ana G"oo
| money for IT, SO can take care OF our wives
| and children and buy good bread and meat ana
| nav for IT, We want keep politics out OF our
| churches and out OF our prayer meetings, put We
| can't help asking Thee to keep lookout tor 'ha'
moor. miserable sinner. Bryan. who. We near S
| coming into this State, hand In hand Win oa,sn. w.
! We ask Thee don't let him do no harm; and' IL u
amt askln too much, please forgive his sins that
he Is committing every day and then knock the
stuffin out Of him next November.
n, Wcl-.-Yabsley-E noticed the habit
Nudge has of prefacng his remarks WIN o"'
"Wckwire-why shouldn't he? II there Is any any.
| thing Nudge can do WELL It Is to 0we-undiah'
| apolis Journal.
A journal of RushvilIe Ind, says: "A curious
illustration Of the travels OF coin IS seen IN '"s
| case OF a quarter which has just turned up mere
In 1860. while a boy. living near fpsilanti, Micn'
CAPTAIN j. L. Stone. proprietor OF the "inusot
Hotel. OF this city, stamped his rame on iot OF
| coi,s with a steel die. From that day, thirty-sN
| wears ago. until the quarter that has just co"'o
into his hands presented itself, he did not see OH.
| ~ those coins The quarter is of the mintage OF
1S,s well preserved. and in plain. bold letters on
| one side Is stamped the name y. l.. stone
| Mon st The Table-Waiter these eggs are hard
| as a brick You must have boiled them more
than three minutes. .,,.v. "a
IS sr asked Of U.S. and in that way the
trade will be built up You only asked hou, 20 our
| ywnsness to accommodate and to make things
| agreeable, boiled them six minutes'-'ooS''
Transcript
| What is known as the Carver claim to the eito u
| the city Of st. Paul and part Of Minneapolis - "
| be revived. Congress refused TO recognize ..'
claim In lS4s and In 1861 the original documents
purportng to cede the land from the ihdia"s W
Captain Jonathan Carver. were destroyed WIG" '"'
| State Capitol was burned.
Mrs. Mann-Before we were married Cnar,e: IN re:
used to bring me candy when he came TO see nm me'
| now I have TO buy my candy myself or go witnou'
NM Mrs. Grin Grmes1Thats just the way with the men, nv
Mrs MannBut then ., don't nuv min% anS as M it is his
money lust the as In the old days tne nS~ sS.
arrangement Is more expensive 10 Ill" ina" Wv
| old one.-(I3oston Transcript
"The Philadelphia Record" tells a story to ilus-
trate the rigid enforcement Of rules by the Penn
! sylvana Railroad. party of professional peop''
and local newspaper men went down to bat'moss
on Monday evening to attend the opening OF ths
renovated Academy Of Music there. 1t was careo
for By George w. Boyd. the assistant general pas
senger agent OF the Pennsylvania Company. AT
riving at Baltimore. the travellers went 10 IN.
package-ro room and checked their grips. Mr.. bo'e
checked his grip and umbrella and despite the lac.
that he holds prominent position In the rairo.S
company, he obliged to pony up 20 cents '"s
same as the others. President Roberts wouid hs''
had to do the very same thing.
The Hold-Jp-"Your money your life -
Missed. -. ~,oss.
The girl who was taking advantage OF the s'oA"
ing to mount her bicycle. frowned. ,.,,, a,
"Sir" she answered with trace OF irrItass."rr ~ n
her manner, III felt that were necessaU. ,xetsS
| 70 be held up should employ regular ias"sS''.
Good evening. "-tpstEo!t Tribune -