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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-06-24

Sheriff Rooney. of Pacific county,
wn.. and Mr.. F. A. weander, OF Ilwa-
co, were visiting in the city yesterday
Go to the Spa for your candies and
ice cream. The only first-class place
in town. Crushed fruits always on
hand.
The stiff west wind yesterday after
noon filled the bay with white caps
which looked most beautiful in the sun
light.
Ice cream by the bushel at c. B.
Smiths. Ice cream soda a speciality.
Private parlors for ladies. 4ss Com
mercial street.
A street sprinkler was badly needed
yesterday as the wind blew the dust
about in clouds, much to the discomfort
Of pedestrians.
Mrs. Nelson Troyer and son will re-
turn on the steamer State this morning
from an extended visit TO her parents
in San Francisco.
She is a wise woman who does not
buy expensive gowns If she intends
wintering at the seashore. Fogs can
make havoc with finery.
Commodore Lamley, Of the Wenona,
brought his war vessel to Astoria yes
terday after supplies A number Of the
militia came over with him.
The Telephone yesterday brought
down considerable fish from up-river.
The run in the lower river was not so
good as during the past day or two.
A large number Of people are prepar-
| ing to take advantage Of the cheap ex-
cursion rates offered by the o. r. and
/ n. Company for the Fourth Of July.
Col. John Adair returned from Port
land yesterday, and said he expected
the other stockholders of the Flavel
Hotel Company to return this morning.
Quite stir in business is apparent
amongst the real estate offices, now
that the strike is over people are be-
ginning to turn their attention to prop
erty.
J. W. Bum, j. c. Bryant and L.
West Portland; John Anderson and
VIM. Wright, ST. Helens, and P. Rust,
Of Knappton, were at the Parker
House yesterday.
The funeral services Of the late Mrs.
Richards will be held today at 1870 p.
m. from Grace church. Interment will
be made in Greenwood cemetery, the
boats leaving at o'clock.
An accident occurred to the barge
loaded with railroad iron which arrived
down the river Sunday, near Warren
ton, which yesterday resulted in sink
ing the barge. The iron viii all be re-
covered.
One hundred and five crates Of straw
berries were yesterday received by
Foard & Stokes This is believed to be
the largest shipment Of the season.
The first Oregon cherries also arrived
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-06-24

Another large consignment Of that
25c roll butter. Pacific Commission Co.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
CITY NEWS NOTES.

A recital was given at the College of
Music Thursday afternoon, at 4 O'Clock, by
Mile Papenbrock, assisted by Katherine
Bauer.
The handful OF coopers who have been out
on a strike recently have returned to work.
The strikers will be paid the prices they
asked.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert r. Mcnvane and
daughter Lucille, OF Lewisville, Ind, are WIS.,
iting Mr.. and Mrs. Luther Benson, at SIS
North Delaware street.
Mrs. VIM. F. Tayler. wife of the former
pastor of the First Baptist Church,
will come Tuesday evening, and be the
guests OF Mrs. Mckinney, III st. Mary's
street. si ar'tt
Section No. ., OF Roberts Park Church,
will give a country supper for whee.men
June 16 at the residence of Mrs. Ritter, In
Irvington, assisted by the Young Peoples
Auxiliary.
Henry Clay Allen, the Republican nominee
for. Circuit Judge, will address the First
Voters Republican Club of the Second ward
at it's regular meeting Tuesday evening. at
the North Side Republican Club.
j. c. Sipe sold his fast PAGER. Robert c..
to o. L. Bate, of Louisville, Ky; consid-
Grafton, 1900. This horse showed a PIP gait
right off the road, and was acknowledged
the fastest green horse in this vicinity.
airy societies of the Second Presbyterian
Church will be held Wednesday,, June 10. at 3
O'Clock ID. m. There will be music, addresses
and Instructions from the Northwestern
board. setagshrvs life
The annual commencement of the Indian
apolis High School Will be held "Wednesday
evening at Tomlinson Hall. This morning al
dress to the graduates at the First Baptist
Church. 80 ~
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
BOTHERSOME "STICKY1 HEAT.
The Thermometer Touched o. Yester-
day-One Prostration Reported.

Those who earned their bread yesterday
by the sweat of their brows earned rather
more than they will be abe to eat for some
time. For it was hot yesterday. Everybody
said so to himself, and asked everybody
else II he didn't think so too. The men who
swore their best oaths at the heat the day
before were at a loss for means of express
ing themselves yesterday and had to just
sweat silently. AT Z O'Clock Friday the
thermometer registered rs degrees, and yes
terday only tied the score. But at noon
the mercury rose TO SO and at 2 o'clock it
registered 81, which was three notches high
er than at any time Friday. 1t wasn't So
much the heat that hurt, but Ii was such
a sticky day. A man couldn't even per-
spire comfortably. Forecast Officer Wap-
penhans says that Is because there was so
much moisture in the air. People will be
glad TO hear that, for one likes to know
why he feels nasty.
The weather man is sorry he can't predict
rain, but he says IL would be risking his
reputation as a cloud-hustler. The heat
doesn't mean a cyclone, or a cloudburst, or
anything. But just plain, common, hot
heat. 1t may be a little cooler to-day, but
if il isn't no one is to blame.
Fred McC1eland, of 12S North Illinois
street, who was overcome by the heat Fri
day afternoon while working as rodman for
the city engineer, Is still unable to leave
the house. Notwithstanding the excessive
heat no further cases were reported yes
terday.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
center Town.hip TEACHERS.

Trustee Makepeace has appointed the fol-
lowing teachers in Center township for 1896
and 1897:
School No. Nv. +. Landes, supervising
principals, Lottie Lockman, assistant princi-
pail. Anna Hatfield, Martha Blaich. Joseph
inc Halves.
School No. Nv. H. Cooper, principal;
Mcfarland.
School No. 3-Della Brown, principal; NJ.
Elizabeth Davis.
Willis.
School No. 5. Colored-Ada B. Harris. prin-
cipai; Grace (. Lucas.
School No. 6-Ura Seringer.
School No. Matte A. Sparks, principal.
Celia Naughton.
School No. Skate ]. Connolly. principal.
Catherine McCord.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

Charles Lamb and other famous men OF
English literature had apartments. Beyond
this was the Temple Garden, where grew the
red roses and white roses that were piucked
by the adherents of the Houses OF Lancaster
and York 10 typify their fealty TO one or
the other during the bloody War OF the
Roses To our left was the 'Temple Church,
in the form OF a cross. where the famous
knights Templar. who have simply imita-
tors and not followers to-day in the Masonic
order, had their headquarters. Therein rest
their ef1sies in stone. with stone hands
clasped in prayerful attitude. Between the
church and the entrance 10 the narrow pas
sageway was a little graveyard. beneath
one mound of which Goldsmith slept. II pre-
sented that day, as we stood within its pre-
cincts. the most beautiful picture. OF peace
i have ever witnessed. Over the grave
spread the broad branches of a few aged
trees and these Partially obstructing the sur
rays that came from a clou1iess SKY caused
the green mound to be beautifully flecked
with lights and shadows There was not
a sound within the Inner Temple, but
through the narrow passage way came the
dull roar OF the outside world. Neither of
US spoke a word. 1 looked toward Miller
and tears were running down his cheeks.
All then he was the man he really is and
always should be. Those tears welled nat
urally from his heart. They were the trib-
ute OF the living TO the dead"
That showed the true heart OF the poet.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
Pre.entntion OF "Ralph Roy.ter.,

On Monday evening in the college chapel,
at Butler. the seniors viii present the play.
Ralph Royster Doyster." The evening per-
Torrance win take the place Of class-day
exercises and is somewhat of an innova-
ton. "Royster Doyster'' is the first English
comedy and was written in 1865 by Nicholas
Udall, master at Elton, for the Elton boys
to play. The play has been given but once
since the sixteenth century. II was given
ward, The same, costumes as were used by
the Harvard men have been procured, and
are extremely picturesque and appropriate.
The Characters in the play are: Ralph Roys-
blockhead; Matthew Merygrecke, a needy
humorist; Gawyn Hoodluck. merchant;
Harpox, servants to Ralph; Truepenny, Sim
SureSby, Dame Christian Constance, Madge
Mumblecrust, Thibet Talkapace, Annot Ally
face.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
eishing the Baby.

How much does the baby weigh,
All in alp Oh, who can say?
Not his dainty flesh and bone.
Not his sweet pink clay alone.
Not his limbs so soft and fair;
These are triies light as air.
These are but a thing apart.
When we weigh him in the heart.
Who can weigh the light that lies
In the heaven of his eyes?
Who a weigh his sunny smiles,
Or his sweetly winsome wi.es?
Who can estimate the worth
OF an angels kiss ut birth
Dimples playing hide and seek
In his round and rosy cheek?
Who can know the hopes and fears
of the mothers smiles and tears?
Who a weigh the prayers expressed
For the loved one at her breast?
Who can tell the fathers joy
Wrapped within that baby boy?
How much does the baby weigh,
All in all? All. who can say.
Nixon Waterman
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

Mary f. Dryer. frame dwelling. North
Delaware street. $2.c00.
Isaac and Ann Mills. frame house. Pleas
ant street, 81 100.
Warner Sandrock. frame house. SPRING
field street. 1881.
Charles F.. Mayer * Co. remodel store
room. West Washington street. 500.
Sarah VI. Bassett, shed. Pennsylvania and
Second streets. $lo0.
Indiana National Bank, bank. building.
$S.O00.
Margaret A. Allen. addition. Francis
street. $A.
A. NJ. GIossbrenner. frame house. Douglas
Park. 5000.
Matilda Harth. frame house. East street,
b. n. Davis. frame house. Udell street.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
He Fell from a Car.

Last night Edward Campbell, a colored
man, fell from a moving street car at the
corner Of East and Washington streets and
was quite badly hurt. Campbell was stand
ing on the rear platform and lost his foot
ing in trying 10 make room for another
man who was preparing TO alight at the
next corner. Campbell was assisted to
Mueller's drug store. where he remained
until removed to his home, 80 Dorman
street. by DR.. Kahn, of the City Dispensary.
DR.. Poucner, the family physician. took
charge OF the case. He expressed the op.n-
ion that Campbell was suffering from a
slight concussion. which he did not regard
as particularly dangerous.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

The Marion County Agricultural and Hor-
ticultural Society held its first monthly
meeting yesterday at the home of Mr.. Daw-
son, south OF the city. There was an I'M
usually large attendance, and the display
of strawberries received most of the praise.
Music was furnished by the Tacoma Broth
ers, Shirley Matthews gave a recitation and
Mrs. Florence Ross read a paper, after
which the guests RECALLED themselves with
an open-air dinner.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
pItnd ~In.titutc Exerc,.e..

The closing exercises of the Indiana Insti-
tute for the Blind will take place to-mor-
row evening in the chapel of the institute.
The regular COMMENCEMENT exercises will
be he'd the following morning. Ten pupils
will graduate, each one of whom has had
to prepare q paper. The work done by the
pupils in the various departments during
the entire year was On exhibition at the
school yesterday, and received much IA
vorable comment for its uniform excellence
by those who called TO see 1t.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

All" said the young student. that was
indeed a tribute"
.sWha are you talking about"' inquired
Senator Sorghum.
1.-The way In which Cincinnatus was called
from his plough TO assume the reins of gov
ernment."
'.Oh, yes; that was all right then. But 1t
was a good while ago. The idea OF oatchin'
the farmer vote by posin. as q hayseed was
comparatively new them"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
M,cn,uan ROAD bridge closed.

The County Commissioners have decided
10 put a new iron bridge over White river
at the Michigan road where now stands an
old wooden bridge which has been a land
mark for years. Last week the board had
NJ. NJ. Defrees make an examination Of the
bridge. On his report il was closed I'M
mediately. II has been in a bad condition
for some time. and the farmers who have
10 cross II have been afraid OF X. Steps VIII
dlafaIr
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
Mnrriaee Licen.es.

James NJ. Ball and Kate Cummins Lacock
David bradford and Lulu A. Harrison.
Albert Sedenbur2 and Alice y. Surry.
Wesley Compton and Lillian Toole.
John w. Frederick and Emma H. Rogers
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

Mary Champion. sixty-three years. 22l East
Georgia street, rheumatism.
Paul Schulz, rweny-six years. SSS South
Meridian street. suicide by hanging.
Sewe, r. Webb, sixty-four years, Marion
county, cancer OF the liver.
Arthur L. French, one year, Si North
Senate avenue. muco-enterites.
Arthur Simmons, eight years, 21 Virginia
avenue, spasms.
Infant Truiock. 81 Bright street. prema-
furo FH
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
DAILY VITAL sTATlsTIS-JUNE {


Frank and Alice seifert. 81 Yandes street.
boy.
street. boy.
Edward AMI Elizabeth Schmuck, 244
FletchCr avenue. boy.
street, girl.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
relic, sim An critical cond,,,ou.

Charles Relfel. the butcher living at 215
West South street. who was struck by a
Big -Four train at the Kentucky-avenue
crossing Friday evening. Is still regarded as
being IN a very critical condition. although
his physician. Dr. Marsee. does not appre-
bend q fatal termination at present
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
widow of Late REV. obedinh Brown,

Mrs. Anna E H. Brown, widow of the
late Rev. Obediah Brown, formerly pastor
of a Lutheran Church here, died yesterday
IN Anderson, at the home of. her son,
George Brown. Rev. DR.. Brown and his
family resided here some years ago. Mrs.
Browns body will be brought here and bur-
ried at Crown Hill tomorrow.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07


died Friday. Jene 3. at ua5 a. N. Fun
eral private.
TAYLOR-Ida. wife of Irwin z. Taylor. died
Saturday. June s, at $50 an Funeral
Market street, at 2 D. m. Monday. June S.
BROWNIES. Anna e. H.. Brown. widow
or the late Rev. Obediah Brown, at An
derson. Ind. June s. Burial at Crown Hill
Monday Funeral party will leave Anderson
at 1888 a. m. Monday.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

FLANNER & BUCHANAN-i72
North Illinois street. Lady en-
balmer, for ladies and children.
Office always open. Telephone 64l.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
ron sALE-BICYcLEs.


TOR good secondhand wheel
cheap. PEORIA RUBBER AND MANU-
FEATURING COMPANY. IS and 50 North
penusVlyania street.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
FUNERAL NOTICES.

CHAMPION-The funeral of Mary, wife Of
William H. Champion. will occur to-day
Sunday at 4 O'Clock p. m. from st. Pat
ricks Church. All friends are invited.
BATTY-The funeral OF George w. Batty
viii take place Sunday, az 2.30 p. m. from
his late residence. 1241 North Illinois street.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
MIsCELLANEOUs.

PATENTS AND INvESTIONS-Bought
and sold on commission No advance
asked. Highest reference. Send two 2-cent
stamps for particulars, etc. OHIO ADVER
Using EXCHANGE, Tiffin. o.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
FINANCIAL MONEY
MONEY

Loaned, at lowest rates, or
FURNITURE, PIANOS, ORGANS, HORSES
IS. AND WAGONS. ETC,
In sums OF SO and up. Loans may be carried
as long as desired or paid tn full or in part
az any time, and any part paid reduces the
cost OF carrying the loan.
YOU FULL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
No charges taken out in advance. Money
the day you ask for IL. business conhden-
1i1i SECURITY MORTGAGE LOAN CON-
pANY. Room 207. second floor. Indiana Trust
Bufding (old Vance Block) Entrance on
Washington street.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07
CLAIHvOYANT

mAIRvOYANT-Madame May tells every
thing. all at No. is Blackford street. near
West Washington skeet- Street cars pass.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

MONEY!. MONEY! MONEY!
LOANED ON FURNITURE. PIANOS. OR
CANS, ETC,
THE PROPERTY TO REMAIN IN YOUR
UNDISTURBED POSSESSION.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

Money on household goods.
Money on pianos. horses and wagons.
Money 10 pay rent.
Money 70 Increase business.
Money 10 pay taxes.
Money 10 pay debts.
AT lowest rates, the same day, then call at
901 4 encke RuiIdfne-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

FOR SALE.
FOR SALE-A number Of cheap Bicycles Of
different makes. IS and 60 North Pennsyl-
vania street.
FOR ~SALE7Steam Merry-go-Round, for
cash. or win take land or lots as part pay
nent- Address IL. NJ p, IS Boyer street.
Richmond, Ind.
FOR SALE-If you nave 800 70 5000 10 in
vest take American Fruit COmpany's
stock and make 30 10 100 per cent. Come in
on the ground floor. You know us and we
know the Southern fruit land Of Georgia.
Call and get our illustrated books free at IS
West Washington street. Rooms ;. 5 and T..
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1896-06-07

EVERYBODY WHO WANTS NONE
CALL AND SEE US.

LOANS MADE on SHORT NOTICE. :
WE A MONEY ON FURNI-
TURE, fixtures. pianos. warehouse receipts.
horses. wagons. machinery, etc; in fact. we
will loan on any and al kinds OF chattel
property without removal. You can pay
back the money IN weekly or monthly in
stallments- Any part paid reduces cost of
carrying the loan. Call and get our rates
before going elsewhere.
CENTRAL LOAN COMPANY,
Ih North Meridian street. Room 5.
First stairway on the east side OF North
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-08-15
Sarsapari||a
Sense.

Any sarsaparilla is sarsapa-
rilla. True. So any tea is tea.
So any flour is flour. But grades
differ. I0u scaHI he b9sf. It's
so with sarsaparilla. There are
grades. You want the best. II
you understood sarsaparilla as
well rs you do tea and flour it
would be easy TO determine.
But you don't. How should
you? When you are going to
buy commodity whose value
you don't know, YOU pick out
an old established house to
trade with, and trust their ex-
perience and reputation. Do so
when buying sarsaparilla.
Ayers Sarsaparilla has been
on the market 50 years. Your
grandfather used Ayers. 1t is
4 reputable medicine. There
arc many SarsapariIlas-
but only one Ayers. It
cures.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-08-15

Total amount OF property in
Worcester county subject
to tax for State purposes ......... 4.1aa,SSb
On which sum the levy of 11a
on the 1S amounts to-. S.sss:S
Total amount OF property in
Worcester county subject
to taxation for County
purposes iS..............-...---.-.S D S.lt5.lh.W
0n which the levy of 100 cents
on the 100 is hereby made
amounting to-. ................. .5l,la5.O6
Total amt ~ expenses levied. .......... ~, $50 81
leaving the sum OF. ....l..soI
in the hands OF the County Treasurer To be
accounted for to the County Commission
crs
TEST GEO. w. BISHOP.
County Treas.
The Washington bee., 1896-08-15

The examination Of teachers hers To- ODlsc:
Virginia public schools tooe tCo'sek, and
throughout the State this EoT hone
closer cutting was made lto,e. i2r ~
reared teachers than ever DI,' DC sx-cOn1I
Mr.. James E. Clement. a., a. supenH1
monwealth attorney and no., no" eor AlsI1
tendent of the county scaoG'S 'rSo IN IS s'
exandria County, Va, aau "anDroFs
approved scholastic parent err
Of the system.
The Washington bee., 1896-08-15
CAN'T FOOL MR.. HANNA.

Information has been received aI
this Office that certain so called rep
resentative men, residing IN this
city and who have been turned
down by the Mckinley managers
have written to Mark Hanna that
the only and the greatest Afro
American journal in this country
and the only editor in the land Is
in the city of Washington whom
we, as the letter goes on to read,
indorse for recognition. Inc
men who have made the recon-
mendation to Mr.. Hanna have
been turned down and the men Will
be informed that the great editor
of the great Afre-Amerlcan Jour-
nal will be informed that THE
BEE is the oldest and most fearless
and best edited papertn this country
among Afro Americans. 1t is the
best known and the most inf1uen-
tial. For fifteen years THE BEE
has supported one party and if the
other paper these gentlemen have
indorsed, to be paid in fine putfs,
can say as much, The BEE will
give up it's gold medal. These
same SO called representatives will
oall on THE BEE for an indorse-
ment of their character after the
war is over. Many will be called,
but few chosen. Mr.. Mark Han
ma will not allow himself to be
hoodwinked by backnumber politi-
clans, who have lost prestige and
influence in their own states, and
who now spring up in Washington
as leaders.
The BEE proposes to expose all
frauds and fraudulent concerns in
this city.
The only legitimate Afro Ameri-
ean newspaper in Washington a
paper that does not indorse frauds
and fraudulent enterprises and
publish bogus leaders every week
is The WASHINGTON BEE.
Mr.. Hanna and the National Re-
publican Committee will please
take notice.
The Washington bee., 1896-08-15
NATURAL RIGHTS.

These rights embrace individual
and human rights of mankind,
which abrogate the use of racial
provision, when properly admins
tered eonstitutionally, which says
that no distinction shall be made
constitutionally "on account of
race But makes full provision
constitutionally for individuals and
families.
There are three articles of the
constitution of the United States
known as the thirteenth, fourteenth
and fifteenth amendments, and
these not only abrogate slavery and
establish citizenship, bat conferred
suffrage, which is a weapon of de-
fense and power.
1t placed the equality of citizen
ship beyond any question, and it's
indiscriminate enjoyment in reach
of the humblest citizen.
Comprehensive provision for its
equal enjoyment.
The constitution says, that con-
gress shall have power to enforce
the provisions of these acts by ap-
propriate legislation.
That is to say, that where state
and cities have no disposition to
accord justice to all citizens, that
congress shall see to it.
This brings US to the practical
utility of the constitutional and
statutory law of human rights.
These provisions are methods of
redress for American citizens.
There are the police courts, the
county, the district, the circuit, the
equity and supreme courts, both of
the States and the Nation, estab-
lished as the method of human re-
dress and defense.
There, every wrong must be
righted, and every citizen protected.
Sue for this, sue for that. sue
here, and sue there, sue now and
sue then, and you will surely win.