New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-04-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


The Rev Frank Crane Of Chicago, has begun
series OF pulpit editorials, Whatever 'heS may w.
First Foreigner-what do those people IN tne
gallery mean by yelling rats? second rorelsns'~
rsose must be he cat calls OF which we read
Detroit Tribune
The EDITOR Of THE School Journal OF this city.
has received the following cable dspatcn: Inc
teachers OF England and Wales express 10 teaehels
in the UnlteI States fraternal greeting ana ues'''
mutual efforts toward permanent method OF peace
ful arb,rament Circulate to press. Yoxa!l' br'sn-
ton"
Proud Pop TO old bachelor friend)-I tell you
Dawson. there's no baby like my baby. -.. q.
Dawson-Im glad you We hsrs never up was bsby
ike the one you Observation-Disclosures ba]a''
John Dwyer. Of Montana. has invented the rinao-
granh Of which he speaks thus: by this instru.
nent verse Is produced with linotype rapai'y' e0~e
and superior to Shakespeare Pope. Byron Ano
Swlnburne See specimens above Price IRON 49,
inward All languages Thirty per cent commits
sion to agents for 1896 allowed and no FISK Fos
terms apply to John Dwyer." And here Is a spece
men of the poetry turned out by the rimosrapn;
.J-mbrage meath the curst elm.
Built by LIES sus,enance from tolls lips wrun&
Tyrants. in mercys velm.
Immuraled in nights realm;
Mausoleum dusk Grief Ger my conscience sunS
Where quondam sorrows quelm
And sentry truculent. accomplioe wrong.
All tournamented Helrs obfuscance flung.
I'm Sleeps announcements gray.
By fame translucent bound
Reposed the pale
Golgothan jail
Sour Fatigue's frown
His dome acronycal bid hal!
The maid androgynal whose swae~
Strikes his scowl down
The ramparts spale.
Specked with sail.
With ghosts ogysian gay.
Ran smooth Salmacls round"
Your verses are very good. miss, said the editor
in hts kindest manner. out ye cannot Possibly use
leave out some Of that stun you publish under the
head OF Wanted 2? suggested , tns pee'eSs' ~ "
In spite o, the law many women OF Cleveland.
Ohio. continue to wear high hats at the theatre:
but Tho Plain Dealer" OF that city. significantly
declares tina; all the women who take of their
hats are pretty II this sort OF thing continues 10
be said II will not be long before every woman In
the State will appear bareheaded at the theatre.
NAV" said the little boy. Johnny is such .
mugwump that don't want to sleep with him any
"a mugwump?"
YES. mamma. Didn't you tell me that mug
sIde? And that's the way with Johnny. He al
ways wants TO sleep in the middle Of the bed
Cincinnati Enquirer
4 auadricycle composed of two tandem bicycles
arranged side by side. has just been invented In
Paris 10 serve iire-engine In cases ~ emer-
gency II is worked by four men, and is fitted up
with the necessary hose pipes and fittings. which
occupy the space between the riders On reaching
the scene Of action 1t will he the work OF minute TO
bring the hose pipes into play on the fire. and a jet
of water OF thirty metres In length and twenty-five
metres In height can be discharged a building. II
is estimated that 5000 litres OF be brought
ia, hn,,r ala ha. einA
advantage in speed over the present fre-engine.
Turning the Tables.-Clergyman (to his wife re-
turning very late from gosslping party)-What.
ever made you stay out SO dreadfully late. WHEY!
Wite-0h. did not wish to disturb you In the
Clersyman's Wife geady for the fray on Monday
selub)SWhatever made you stay out so dreadfuily
to disturb you In the preparation OF your curtain
lecture.--tF!egerde Batter.
Deliver U.S." says THE Boston Traveller" from
the NEWCOMERS use Of the letter r. as II occurs
in church. hrst.' bird. It appears when tney
pronounce the words Cuba banana The New
Yorker speaks OF his 'chuich. tells now ne Wa
'fust' loves the pretty buds and believes IN the
cause OF Cuber' We must concede that We are Q
bit off In few words. grass being one Oh '.s.'
The New-Yorker pronounces grass az - spe''o:
tho Bostonian drawls 1t out as 'grarse fo' ="
our shortcomings there II less s'urr'hS =" our -
nounciation than In any other city an" -.
known fact among our English cousins Oh ~. 49,
sort that Bostonans speak cleaner E"sm'" '"e~
citizens from any other city Of the union'
A Division Of Labor..rhe statesman who e new
10 hubble life had been interviewed. and he felt nee
..,bat 7 don't
want 20 be misreprssented in anything that nave
said" ..a uteralvY"
"N-no don't know as do; ! ee te,e ri put
man stickin' to his particular inc IN ~ srammsr'.