The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1896-12-12
@nENNz
'RDyBfTBz

41CS WlOdS, al llSAL. -ANCW AOAA
Sun.
Jonesy-How is Mugler betting on
the election? Smitty-With his mouth.
-Roxbury Gazette.
He-It takes three generations to
make a gentleman. She-And six fig
ures.-Indianapolis Journal.
He-My life without you will be a
lonely one. The Heiress-But think
how busy you will have to be!-Life.
The Doctor-It's twins sir. Young
Husband-I might have known it; it's
my wife's hobby that two can live az
cheaply as One.-Puck.
Away with your bicycle built for two"
Though Of yore it had room a plenty;
But now, In this hustling day we view
A bicycle built for twenty.
Washington Star.
First Shade-Where is St. Peter to-
day? Second Shade-Sh! He's try
ing to make a wheel out of a couple of
halos, and they won't stay filled with
air.-Puck.
Alice-I heard something about you,
to-day. Maud-Yes; this new lining
they are using in dresses makes q
frightful noise, doesn't it?-Yonkers
Statesman.
Observation-Disclosures you knocked
~speechless when you collided with
that stone? Bloomer-No; but my
wheel was knocked spokeless.-Norris-
town Herald.
Jablin-Jaggins called you a monkey.
How a you stand that? Dilbey-What
would you advise me to do about it,
Jablin-Make him prove it, Of COURSE
Roxbury Gazette.
Miss Yam isn't at all musical"
"How do you known" 81 offered to
sing oh. promise me- last night, and
she said she'd promise me anything IL
1 Notwithstanding Chronicle.
Miss Keedick-What an awful talker
Mr.. Gilley is, and how little he says
when he speaks. Miss Kittish-The
poor fellow is troubled with an impedi-
ment in his thoughts.-New York
World.
Kitson-A foolish New York artist
has just married an Indian who posed
for several of her pictures. Thatcher
Well, l suppose she was looking for q
model Observation-Disclosures North
American.
How did you dare tell father that
you nave a prospect Of a hundred thou
sand dollars a year," she asked.
"Why," he answered in righteous In
dignation, 81 have if I marry you."-
Washington Star.
He-YOur affection seems to have
cooled with the weather. She-That Is
the point exactly. You know that a
SUMMER filtration carried over into the
fall is liable to become chronic.-In-
d%ianapolis Journal.
The frost doth now adorn each forest tree
With glorious robes of gorgeous-tinted
hues;
And a hero at the country school is he
Who holds out longest ere he puts on
shoes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Frankstown (admiringly)-How
fresh you look this morning, Miss
Homewood. Miss Homewood (who de-
tests the young man)-How fresh you
talk this morning, Mr.. Frankstown.-
Pittsburg Chronicle.
Ruling passion: Sympathizer Ito pros
trate bicyclist-Any serious damage
from the accident? Fallen ~bicyclist
feebly)-I don't know yet. l have
have-haven't looked at my wheel
(faints away).-Life.
1t is talk wasted for an unmarried
woman to boast of her economy to an
,,;o al ,o> nyyo n ~ ~rnoi
ateS economy in a woman until after
he has married a woman who doesn't
practice it.-Atchison Globe.
"Greymair's wife brought him home
a suit of clothes, but understand he
mustered up the courage to tell her that
he had made up his mind to change it."
Did he change it?' "Oh, yes; he chang
ed his mind."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
How did you get in there, in the
first place." asked the rescuers, who
had pulled Mr.. Kerrigan from the
canal. BE way av the top" said Mr..
Kerrigan. However, it was too late
to throw him in again.-Cincinnati En-
quircr.
Winks-It must be fine to be able to
write things in shorthand, so that no.
body can read what you have written.
Binks-Yes, that's so. It's my secret.
Sometimes can't read it myself, when
the notes are six months Old.-Somer-
vile Journal.
What would you say to a good.
steady job of work." asked the kind
woman. what would l say to a job
of work." repeated Perry Patettic:
'missus, it would be impossible for
me to repeat to a lady what l would
say to it."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Spooner-Charles, do you think
you would ever marry again? MI.
Spooner-What, after having lived with
you for ten years! Never! Mrs. Spoon.
er says she would give something hand.
some to know just what he meant BY