The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1896-05-07
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ebiidrsg. Tttn ibsy osn give the average
m,s posts sLd besl Lie every tns
The pr.ceeiiy Of The infant j, .lo.b
BY 80 couueuelss 70 evi y. seelb before
10 las suy
C.rea E3sssis crsot sho, ID "a.
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usrsf stifss isios 10 toe ssms place.
20 scisoiist. ssy thst hsbd,h.tius coo
'eJs disease. o. cosus, ib.is ID, ssy
the s'ip Fot started
Jpttlas hsve you everything nos ib.i
you ~tll peei Tor yotr a.hiBg tripi ..ted
Afs J.. seleitoasly Not by. ius Toll,
$40 Jorkias 10 the good vom.us ss,,
s1msat
- The Ho,less Il suppose tb,re !. 10
u.s u nsttas you 10 stay to tiu6sf. Caller
Not 10 lbat ~sy.
n. Oaa q The fslloss ct the club
said seese oiIsb live 10 be 100 Sue hos
dshsbted gfu must be 81 the prospect OF
.aeh loug lie,
Papa, absts cynic' A eyDic my
Sou, 10 msb sbo susers at everything be
b.suI cash enough TO keep up Slh
Mics Goodly What's the matter. my
30 y m.n, yoa look III. Tramp Madam.
something bsyea'l eaten bss disagreed
vlib me.
Bot. pspi, things have changed sipce
700 ~ere young. Yes, they have. Folks
az, 10 walt 81 years for golden Wedding
nov they want It at The start
Ia your town lighted by electricity
now Yes, bu. -ly ~hen there's thur
drrhofm.
-Tesober Now, suppose there we're
hVe boys log skating and they bad only
three psIts Of skates; hos many boys
would have TO look onf Boy know ,'br
,~o that got the worst OF the h4ht,
--Ne.tly everything is subject to amer.
somettmes eseu river will foam al the
mouth.
-Hupgry Hoggsrly - How did you feel
when dat old farmer fred de load OF buck
.bo, at yoni Ragged Hssg.ri Felt like
things was coming my way.
Miss sersags 90 Yes cnoe when was
on, alone on dark night | saw man
and oh IN goodness how rau. LATHE
Wilne Aud dill ysu catch him Miss
sensgsS
EVs Mrs, jones Is very soro~iul
widow she says that the light OF her life
hss gone out. M,mms-Light gone outi
w,ll. guess she's looking around for
mstoh
-Ghggs My plllow cIms open last
nis h., aud vhea | woke up this morning
was almost smoothered by the feathers.
Buss. Made you feel sor, Of down 10 the
mouth, did IN
The old family cat swoke from 8 nap
before the hrs aud stretched himself 10
the msnner common to cats M.rs lie look
9 4 at him vith dis,eDded eyes. My dood
nessl she exclaimed; dess 20 tate dom
{ boil over
IA, Lady u the park II am going
TO ride 90 one Of the tonkeys, and I'll pc,
for one for you II you like to accompany
me Small Boy Thsnkee, mum. but Id
rather at here aud laugh.
A young carpenter, recently mlrrod.
Described the dear girls dress IS follow:
! has plain sides, with base around tie
bottom, crosn moulding above dcrpur
y iudou sleeves running into the cattle.
vi hs scrcll worn OF velvet around tie
neck.
Fashionable b ,ctor My dear yong
lady, you sre drltklng untltered water,
~lich ssstms SiIh animal orssnitm-
\ a should have It boiled that will Nil
ilrm. His Patient Y We'll. doctor,
ibius ia sooner be al aquarium than .
CEN TRY.
Teacher What can you say OF no
position OF women during the Middle
.esi Preooeijns hoy -- Nothing, ms sm.
Tbrre sin't any women OF the miidle
'ses,
Miss Causttc When say Mrs. Plan
aoe the other day, her head ~.s complete
y ,urned by hnery. Nile. Simpler WI,
thought chs neVer wore hBery. Mis-
J,a,ic She doesn't. Her bead vas turn
"a 10 look at The loery Of Mrs. Colt, Who
sd jest passed
Old lady ton the road TO Sl.sGs
Falls What makes the cars jar aud rattle
10, coudue orr lie sbomibsbl,l Cnnduc
OF LIS the eaeo, OF c.uyiu' so may Tn
,.l couples, ma'sml TIE course OF true
owe never dad run smooth. you luos,
n.'sm.
Young Mr.. Cassoek is svery popular
~ sehst. Already He'sso youns Ye,,
70, you zee he always sears bis bic elv
ace into the pulpIt,
Don't 700 ever 81 tired doing notL
usi ask-d one, Ga, zee, replied the otb
r lsusu Oily. Well, What do you do lbrti
'.ke rect q
WALKER Et-~bsn you run ipio
'an, The rider is "a likely 10 get the WORT
I It ~ the pedestrian. loot be, ALrrl.rl