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DEATHS.

HUBBELL-In this city November 8th, William k. Huhbell, aged 70 years, 10 months, IS days. Funeral service will be held at his late res idence, 37 Artizan street. Wednesday af- ternoon, November 11th, at 2 o'clock. Relatives and friends are respectfully in vlted to attend. Burial at the conven- fence of the family. BROWN--In Westville, November 7th, Mary L, Anderson, wife of John k. Brown, in the 49th year of her age.
 residence, Tryon street on Monday after noon at 3 o'clock. Friends are invited to attend
 YALE-In Meriden, November [, 1S96 Ed ward P. Yale, aged 64 years. Funeral services at 119 West Main street, Meriden on Monday, November 9th, at 10 a. mN Burial on the arrival of the 11:52 a. m. train in New Haven, at the Ever green Cemetery.
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ENTERT4INlFENTS.
HYperion.

'The Princess of Bagdad' will be presented at the Hyperion on Novem- Der IS and 19 by Miss Margaret Fuller under the management of MT Horace Wall and supported by an excellent company.
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THE CHESHIRE LIQUOR CASE.

Cheshire, Nov s,--Judge w. U. Pearne of Middletown has continued the hearing on the Frank Smith liquor case until next Saturday. Fifty wit nesses out Of one hundred and fifty subpoenaed to testify for the state were examined.
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1MU!GhALg1Mm.
 75o Chanel St

also been secured. Among those who compose it are the four Luciers, the Nondescript Trio, the American Nov city Clog Four, Barnes and Sisson, Emery and Mario, the Rice brothers, and MT. and Miss Reilly. It is a very fine bill throughout.
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A $s, ,ooo INSURANCE.

The late Captain David $. Thomas was insured for s3,00O in the National Prevalent Uniona
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FACE MASSAGE
FOR SALE.
For Sale in West Haven.

Valuable two-family house with good lot fruit and shade trees, pleas ant central location. eleven rooms, bathroom with water closet, etc., on each floor, rooms large and pleasant, desirable for home or investment. \ Price $3, 500; $500 will secure it. Other properties from sa,35o to S1o,0OO
 FREDRIQUE R. LEWIS,
 69 Union street, West Haven. Office s52 Chapel street, roonl7.
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Talamts.

One Cent Word each insertion, five cents Word for full Week, seven times.
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GRACE HOSPITAL MEETING.
 The monthly meeting of the Women's Board of Grace hospital will be held at the hospital building, Monday after noon, November 9, at o'clock
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WANTED

A POSITION by a capable voung ladv as cashier, bookkeeper, or clerk; reference no 2t T'thIs oe,ca
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FOR SAIE

A sEABRoOK &7 SMITH phaeton. new: will be sold for half price, for want of
 n6 St iii Wall street.
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STORAGE.


 HAVE large amount of storage room; 1 call and examine no better accOmm Oda- ti0n to be had. HARRY LEIGH Grocer o2l 2St 354 and 356 State street.
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MfsreI eIlamenns.
CLAIRVOYANT

CIAIKVOYANT.
 D EADINGS on all private and business h matters. Medical women's and cfropic diseases. MARY J. WRIGHT, M. D, ,r Hours, day and evening" consultation SLIGO. Tontine Hotel, Church street. au29 ly
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MARIN E LIST.

HIM FUh hELNE, HOUSE 35S Crown street; modern Improve ments. Enquire no 3t& 125 WHALLEY AVE.
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AUOIIUN SNfIE Hi ORANGE, Tuesday, 10 a. m. Furni ture, Carpets, etc. n9 2t R. B. MALLORY, Auctioneer.
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MINIATURE ALMANAC.

NOV. g.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-10-09

Prsminsnt cosrs aad csmsrs "a caunht
on the wina by the Reporter
for the Ard@ereits.

DR.. Usseiy of Lebanon was
in the city today.
j. r. Pennington we Vt to
Berwyn today.
Charles Mule, ex-sheriff Of
Pickens county. is in the city.
II. F. Potts came up from
Gainesville this afternoon.
John J. Branigan of Heald-
ton was in the city this morn
ing.
F. A. Beebe. postoffice in
spector for this division, is in
the city.
Miss Ella Gage of Crawford,
Tex, is visiting her friend, Mrs.
j. B. Bennett.
Richard Blackburn, a promi-
nent merchant of Holder, was
in the city today.
Tom Suddath, a prosperous
Rolf merchant, returned to his
home on the noon train.
Mrs. Chas. Sammons and
baby returned today from a
visit to friends in Overlook.
W. A. Dashiell, travelling
passenger agent of the Texas
and Pacific railway, was in the
metropolis today.
I. A. Maxwell of Healdton i:
among the representative resi-
dents of that place, in the
city on court business.
Alex Winans of Lone Grov,
was in the hub this morning, re
turning TO his village home Will
a big load of merchandise.
C. w. Moffatt of San Anto
MO. Tex, is in the city th'
guest of his aunt, Mrs. W. o
Duston and uncle, w. o
Farthing.
| Col. A. V. Doak and j. d
Mcpherson, of tobacco fame
returned last night from an ex
tended trip over the entire ter
ritory.
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There was a romantic we'd
ding at the McDougall hotel
parlors this afternoon at 1890.
Luther d. Turner of Gaines
vile arrived in the city yester-
day morning and left that after
noon for Greenville, where he
met Miss Florence E. Glenn of
New Orleans, La. Returning to
this city on the flyer this morning
the young couple went to Sher-
man where they procured a
marriage license. In the mean
time Mr.. Turner had posted Ed
Moulton, day clerk at the hotel,
concerning his plans, and Rev.
A. F. Bishop. pastor of the
Presbyterian church, was sum-
moned. When the prospective
bride and groom returned from
Sherman at 12:15 they repaired
to the parlors of the McDougall
hotel. Mr.. Bishop soon arriv-
ed, and Mr.. Moulton, Mrs. J..
B. McDougail and a Herald
reporter were invited TO witness
the ceremony.
The groom produced the mar
riage license and the minister,
with the solemn and very inn
pressive ceremony of the Pres
byterian church, made them
man and wife, after which con-
gratulations were extended. The
bride and groom remained at
the McDougall until this after
noon, when they left on the
flyer for their home in Gaines
vile.
The marriage was a consum-
nation of a romantic love affair.
Miss Glenn visited friends in
Gainesville some time ago,
where she met Mr.. Turner. II
was a case of love at first sight
and the young people decided
that as soon rs a convenient
opportunity presented they
would be united in marriage
A short time ago they agreed
to meet in Greenville and come
to Denison, get married and
then go home to Gainesville
and present their friends with {
genuine surprise.-Denison Her
aid.
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X. w. McAdam, founder of
the Chickasaw Chieftain later
the State Herald. returned last
night from Colorado where he
spent the summer.
Hons. j. b. Maxey and Cor
nelius Hardy left today for
Mannsville where they will dis
cuss the financial problem to-
night. Mr.. Maxey champion
ing the free silver cause and
Mr.. Hardy defending the sin
gle gold standard.
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The fourth quarterly meeting
for Ardmore station will be
next Saturday and Sunday.
10th and 1lth. Let all officials
take notice.
Bro. Pickens. p. E, is clos
ing his fourth and last year
on the district. he will preach
his farewell sermons Sunday.
morning and night. The Lords
supper will be administered at
the close Of morning service.
A. 7. GALLOWAY, Pastor.
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III nature could have schemed
a scheme no improvement could
have been made on the entranc
to Paradise Alley. Here stands
the Wisnor Hotel, an erection
now held in veneration to the
sacred dead. Advance due
east; stop; here is a pair of
scales, Stevens, Kennnerly &
Spragins, owners, but Jones
he paid the freight" Weigh
yourself-think, brother, weigh
yourself. After doing so, and
you think YOU can stay on top
of the effluvia arising from the
seductive issues which enter
Paradise Alley, proceed with
me and say no more, your guide
will explain. Here to the left is
a warehouse stored with hay
insurance. Oh, yes. Here to
the right a brick building. In.
suredi Certainly. Here TO the
left a box branded Powder" ="
Insuredf You bet. Don't
Smoke" amt there, because if
once ignited the powder will do
its own smoking. Remember
we are travelling east. A few
steps further, the running gear
of an old mower reminds us
we are not asleep. The stray
tooth of a rake ha has I've
got you. Now, we are all tan
gled up in coil of barbed wire
and are getting hot on the sub
ject when all at once from un-
der our feet the gurgle of water
is heard-blessed spring. whence
comest thoui A steady gurgle,
a steady pulsation thro' a sewer
and the echo dies away in wis
nor!" :WisnorI!" "Laun-
dry!" "LaundryI!" Painting
on the scene, we may awake
again and continue our trip
east through Paradise Alley.
KICKER.
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Junior EndeaYorers.

The Junior Endeavorers of
the Christian church will enter
tain all who wish to attend their
dinner on Saturday afternoon
from 3 to 5 o'clock at the resi-
dence of Rev. Volney johnson.
Everybody invited, plenty to
eat. Admission only 5 cents.
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Bishop +. X. Brooke will hold
service at St. Phillips Episccpsl
church on Sunday next, morning
and evening. The members Of
the church are earnestly requested
to attend and a cordial invitation
extended to the people Of Ardmore
generally.
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Celery at Will Pyeatt's.
Court ProeeedInr..

Robert and Hudson Daniels,
larceny, trial by jury, guilty.
j. T. Weeks, fraud, trial by
jury, guilty.
William Shoals, larceny, trial
by jury, guilty.
The grand jury reporter six
true bills since our last report
as follows:
For rape, j; for aggravated
assault, 3; assault to kill, L;
disturbing religious worship, 1.
T. ]. Boyd. assistant post
master from Berwyn, who plead
guilty of rifling the mails, was
sentenced to two years in the
penitentiary.
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Cotton took another slump to-
day, both in price and amount
of receipts, the former going
down to from six and a quarter
to six cents. and the latter TO
about $50 bales.
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The cut prices that ID. Head &
Son have been making have
brought many customers to their
store. Have you been theref No.
Well come and see the bargains
they offer in children's. misses
and ladies underwear. Ladies' and
children's capes and jackets. che
mile table covers, lace curtains,
window shades and many other
bargains. 9tf
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Presertsrtan Church.

Sunday services: The Rev.
". E. Graham will preach al
the Presbyterian church Sun
day, morning and evening
Mr.. Graham is a young man oi
rare promise and ability. Al
are cordially invited to come
and hear him. Sunday schoOl
at GAS a. m. Christian En-.
deavor ut Z p. m.
c. {. MCGINLEY, Pastor.
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Subscribe, at Joe London's,
for any book or periodical pub
lished. z 3t
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If you don't believe you can
buy Arbuckle or xxx coffee
at ] cent per pound cali on the
w. nj. Nix Grocery company.
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CItIzens. Attention.

All citizens of Pickens county
by blood or inter-marriage, who
do not register at Oakland be-
fore the 18th of October, must
come to Tishomingo and regis
ter at once, or they will De left
off the roll.
DAVE SEELY,
G. n. LOVE,
j. D. MCLAUGHLIN,
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Baptist Church.

On Sunday there will be
preaching at IL a. m. also at
1870 p. m. Our music will be
better than ever. Pulpit filled
by T. E. league.
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j. d. MCLAUGHLIN,

If you are indebted to us
please call and pay, as we are
closing our books.
5-1w FRAME, GREEN & Co.
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The City Livery Stable boys,
Is the place to get new buggies
or carriages and fine horses.
You will always find them there.
3 tt IL. B. CATHEY,
Proprietor.
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The o'KeIIey Case.

The somewhat famous O'Kel-
ley case will come up for trial
this afternoon or early tomOr-
row morning. Able counsel on
the opposing sides will render
this case of no small degree OF
interest, the outcome of which
will be eagerly watched.
Capt. Hammer is foreman OF
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Lost.

Key to inside door of my safe
Will pay liberal reward for re,
turn of same to me.
got PORTER STAPLES.
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To show you that we want
you to attend the Junior En-
deavor dinner tomorrow. Your
presence and a nickel is all that
is asked. Many of our little
folks will spend 5 cents where a
dime would be held sacred.
Bring your nickel. You are
welcome.
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The oil mill will pay $6.5Opel
ton for cotton seed. Il
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The Noble Bros. entertained
their old neighbor and friend,
j. ii. Bounds, last night.
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The small sum of 5 cents will
allow you to dine with the Jun
Tor Endeavorers of the Chris
tian church at the residence of
Rev. Volney johnson tomorrow
afternoon between the hours of
3 and 5 o'clock. You can-any
one-everybody can come and
be welcome.
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Look out Tor sunday.

All those who want to get
superior benefits of the ARD
MoREITE as an advertising med
ium should begin Sunday morn
ing and hand in their copy to-
morrow at an early hour.
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WIN Wed Sunday.

There will be a wedding in
Ardmore Sunday, the contract
ing parties being two well
known young people of the city.
Their first names are Will Rob-
erts and Miss Ida Cook-oh
there, now it goes, we promised
Will not to say anything about
this, but what we have said we
have said, so no apologies, but
on the contrary hearty con-
gratulations in advance.
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oLEARY.s LOST HOME RUN.

Fx-Umpire George Washington Burn
ham. who would be king of Nick Young
staff if hc could umpire as well as he tells
stories. saws his funniest experience on
the ball field was with the irrepressible
Dan O'Leary. He was umpiring games at
Port Huron when O'Leary came up there
with the Pittsburg Browns. Burnham tells
the incident as follows:
q" 'Bv the fOur-tougue forks of Dante's
lightning. George. but I'm glad to see you.
What are you doing here was Dams pre-
liminary.
d" 'Cmpirnc.
THAN heaven for that! The fates are
ut last upon our side"
"WeU. we went up TO the park after
dinner. Mornrjoy was pitching FOR Port
Huron. C'Leary had heard of the then
celebrated pitcher but he had not met
him. Dan headed the batting order.
So This is Dumioy. is it not?' quoth
Dan. MS he took his position at the bat.
Zone strike" 7 shouted.
What's that George You forget we
are from the sam. municipality. Let me
have one crack no the bah and I'll make
"a Canadian citizcu out of it,
Strike two'
"OLeary was frenzied. III lose the
bali i'm spite Of YOU Dan bats lefthanded.
Moun;joy pitched him ann iushoot. Dan
stepped out of the line and knocked it
away over Morrison into the left
...Wcn what do you think of me.
George? You great mountain of obesity,
20 back ON 81 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES h' Wen,
..+ ..u tl,, s,orare ID, mark mo down a
home run lDan had made the circuit)
'I cannot do that, Dam, l said.
why not?
" You're out
Well. what am I out for?' O'Leary de-
mauded i'm amazemeut
' For running the bases in the wrons
way.
"OLeary was SO excited that he actually
made the circuit hy way of third instead
of first. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
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4 GREAT DISCREPANCY.

The s.. Louis Globe-Democrat re-
Gently sent a correspondent to Mexico
to gather campaign material for the
Hanna gold syndicate. The correspon-
dent, however, seems either 10 have mis-
taken his Mission, or else to have been
too honest 70 falsify the conditions in
Mexico, for he says:
When conditions are normal in Mexico
the Mexican dollar buys as much of Mex
lean products as it did ten years ago.
Surely this must be that ideal country of
the dollar of stable purchasing power
about which the politicians OF the United
States talk so much.
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ror,,--rs NJ s,aoo b,va b.en ev7e7Ied
INV -bs roli organs nro3Besving that
rrs free co,naes Of silver would cut the
v-rss Of labor in half 5v increasing the
mice cs everything labor has 10 5uv.
er. here IS a ReDubrc3D CORRESPONDENT
,.s.if-.rg chat -hs worl,in-meD Of Mex
fc, ara s,4sfs5 wi-5 their WAGES he
,...-, ,,.,,i'o .,.,o,s t,ra NOR ircr-qsa5
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DIED.

SALADE-At Chicago. H.. on Monday,
August a 1896 al 40 o'clock q. M. Louis
\. Salade. aged -3 years and months.
Funeral services at the residence OF his
sister. Mrs. NJ r. Holman. 53l Market
street Thursday afternoon at o'clock.
Friends Of the family respectfully invited
to attend. Interment at Mt. Wood ceme-
terry.
DYF-On Wednesday, August 2G, 1896.
at $3.50 o'clock 81. In., Enoch r. Dye IN MS
5Sth year
Funeral from his late residence, No.
1915 Market street, Friday afternoon at 3
o'clock. Friends Of the family respect
fully Invited to attend. Interment at
Peninsula cemetery.
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7erieace should teach them the impcs-
sability OF Welding into a harmonious
party such homogeneous elements as
would be brought together in this fusion.
Political parties are not made by arti-
fetal agreements, but by natural align
ments on some common basis Of prin-
chile or policy. Voters cannot be brought
10 the polls by a mere agreement
amcug the leaders for a division of the
spells. Something in the nature Of a
principle or a public policy worth fight
ing for must be presented 10 the men
who cast the votes without hope Of per
sonal reward.
The one point of policy common 20
the boitng Democrats and the Republi-
cans-.he gold Standards repugnant
10 the third party 70 the agreement, the
Populists. The protective policy Of the
Republicans is repugnant 10 both the
Democrats and the Populists and .he
Populist programme represents nothing
that is accep able TO Republicans ard
gold Democrats.
The combination would represent the
lowest DEGRADATION Of The political COM
bine. the qualification of all the parties
to the compac,. Ii could not succeed
under more favorable circumstances
than now conTonts the opponents of
he rising tide Of popularity flowing to-
wards The Democratic candidate. The
voters would resent a comDae, which
preupposes that they are slaves with
on, principle ~ intelligence
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a SUGGESTION TO TIE DEMOCRATIC
COMMITTEES

4 SUGGESTION TO TIE DEMOCRATIC
COMMITTEE.
The present juncUre. it strikes the
Register, would be a good time for the
Democratic State Committee to chal-
iIenge the Hon. George Wesley Atkinson
to joint debate on the issue of the
campaign with his Democratic opponent,
Gen. C. c. Watts.
Ii would be the proper way to place
before the people the great CUES
'-ion OF the present most important
political struggle. The Register can
state tbat at any place, at any
time and under conditions that may be
agreed upon Gen. Watts is willing TO
meet his Republican opponent for joint
discussion before the people.
And in this connection. also. it would
De a good idea for the several Demo-
eracic Congressional Committees 10 is
sue challenges on behalf Of their can
didates to the Republican candidates in
their various districts.
Let The Firs- District Committee
challenge Cap. Dovener TO meet Col.
ArnecL That the Colonel is readyNand
willing, NOT to say anxious, to NEE, his
| opponenc we are assured.
In the Second District. The committee
on behalf of Junior Brown has already
challenged his Republican opponent
Dayton.
In the Third District it would be a
farce for ex-Gov. Wilson TO get after
Ihis opponent Mr.. Dorr, who would
and no more chance in a debate with
|Wr. Wilson than the proverbial snow
|'bau in that place wuicl Col IngersoI
SAYS does not exist It would simply
be wan.on cruelty on Mr.. Wilson's pari.
In the Fourth District, Hon. Walter
l'Pendle,on would be delighted to have
an opportunity 20 STAR. the breezes
about Mr. Miller
Let the various committees get to-
ge.her and have the great questions Of
The campaign presented properly and
thoroughly 10 the people Let the pso-
pie see the men whom they are asked
-o vote for ana judge for themselves OF
their merits and the merits of the prin-
c.plcs ,hey represent
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The esteemed Intenigencer has dis
covered that agricultural laborers in
Mexico get % cents a day, which our
ne.ghbor attributes to the tact That ,la,
country has free coinage Of silver. Then
we can. by the same token. blame the
fac- that ,he agricultural ls.borer in
Italy gets about 10 cents a day on The
gold basis, which that country is suffer-
ing under. What is sauce forjhe Mex
lean silver gander is sauce for the Ijal-
ian golden goose. The authority from
which our neigh5or quotes admits
that Mexico IS prosperous. which can
not be said of any gold standard country
in the world.
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Since 1873 there have been nine cpl
denies of dysentery in different parts
Of the country in which Chamberlain's
Cole. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
was used with perfect success. Dyson
terry. when epidemic, is almost as severe
and Gang rOus as Asiatic cholera. Here
tofore the best efforts Of the most skilled
physicians have failed to check its raw
ages. This remedy. how yer, has cured
the most malignant cases. both of chill
dren and adults, and under the most try
ing conditions. which proves it to be the
best medicine in the world for bowel
complaints. For sale by druggists.
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cARLIsLE's PREDICTION IN 1878.

Secretary Carlisle said, February Fl,
1878:
THE conspiracy which seems to have
been formed here and in Europe to destroy
by legislation and otherwise from three
sevenths TO one-haIf Of tho metallic money
of the world is the most gigantic crime of
this or any other age. The consummation
OF such a scheme would ultimately entail
more misery upon the human race than all
he wars. pcstilence a nd famines that ever
occurred in the history of the world"
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REnrLATED - MEIER.

Customer-HOw much is this new an
th5m2
Music Dsaler-Tweny-fye dollars
Customer JASON shed at tbs price,
Twenty-Five dollars?
Music Dealer-Yes, sir; its the meter
that makes il so expensive.
Custom What kind OF meter is It?
Music Dealer Well sir. its very
difficult combination Of long and snort
meter.
Customer thought perhaps. the
author had EMPLOYED The gas meter
Washington Times,