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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25
VAUDEVILLE owNs pEEnNpnn.
lie nouRht the oiber shares In the
Famous Yacht.

New York April "a The Herald
says; Mr., William X Vanderbilt, the
head OF the syndicate that built. equip-
ped and raced the Defender. has be-
come the sole owner OF that yacht Mr..
Vanderbilt has bought out the interests
i9i Mr.. G. oliver ianlln and MIR. H. ID.
Morgan MS Il was arranged In the syn
dlcate agreement he had the right to
do ~ any time after the Amoricna cup
match had been decided What Mir.
vanderbilt will do with the famous
craft Is merely matter Of conleoture.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Senator Carter indicates a willing
moss 10 make the race for congress- as
the maverick candidate In this district.
4, is easy to fancy loud second to
the nomination from Candidate Char
10y Jenkins.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Milwaukee. wis. April ai.-The
Northern pacihc litigation wiz reach
h climax IN tho United States circuit
court here ncxt Monday, What form
the matter will take cannot be den-
nltely aaoertaiued, but It ~ said by
interested counsel that a motion will
be made for tho discharge OF the re-
ceivera
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Senator coke's comment on tho pat
las gathering Of mavericks was Il ace
they read the Democratic porty out
OF tho party" Or, Alexander bad bet
ter ny his cure Tor dts on his distln-
guished neighbour.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Austin, Tex, April 2i.-- Especial. )-The
following hondH have been approved ~
the encouragement for registration.
Victoria county refundlng court house
bonds, SliVOo; Victoria Jan bonds, s.
600 ~
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Cincinnati, O., Apfii A.-Jac,son IN.
murdYrer Of Pearl Bryan, Is rapidlv
losing ait appearance OF pluck ara
ttolid Indifference. The prisoner dsca
not look particularly worried ii, III
presents the appearnncs OF being
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Ladies', remember the womans FIX
change on Seventh street. between
Main and Houston, IS the place for flno
millinery and artistic needle work. Or
ders promptly nlled.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

The storm waves will reach this
meridian md the other changes win
occur at AMI within 100 miles Of Fort
Worth within twenty-four houra OF
?. m, o. the dates given below:
April s-ChnnReahie
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

General wcyler has Issued another
proclamation allowing tho cubans
twenty days 10 lay down their arms.
~ tho end % ,ho time he Will probably
extend the limit.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Dallas leads on IN the race for the
bah pennanil with Fort Worth second.
The hen. herae rarely goes TO tho front
at the starr ana he is careful to keep
away from the rear.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

II was probably mere act OF neKli-
Eencc that the maverick platform
oriltted an endorsement OF tho Old
Aieaide's letter, but 1t wan one OF
those omissions that are almost equal
20 political erltnea.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Portland. oregon. has raised $4,000
to promote immigration and has in.
yited the state OF washington TO Join
with oregon in bringing settlers to the
Pacific coast. The incoming Of new
people builds up trade, enhances the
value OF property. and stimulates bust
ness enterprises Of ell kinds, There Is
a splendid fold for tho settlement OF
immigrants IN the vicinity OF Fort
Worth. and efforts made 10 secure
thrifty cltlzeps from other parts OF
the Union would result In material
benefit to the city.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Now Is the timo to buy mattinrs. We
are ready TO show you. Maddox, ELI
son & Co.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Belle Springs Creamery Buttor 25o
per popnd tomorrow We want everv-
one TO know that this II the only NM
ter. TURNER & DINGEr'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

The large number OF voters register
cd In Fort Worth for the Democratic
primaries aesurcn an overwhelming
victory In November. ana Ia another
evidence OF the fact that Fort worth
Ia the surest Democratic city IN Texas.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Belle Springs Creamery Butter re-
celyed today fresh us II came from the
churn, we will sell Of tomorrow al 25o
per pound. TURNER & DTNGDE.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Honorn were easy In the ngnt In
committee room between congresumen
Monty and Hall. Money threw his Ink
stand with greater force. but Aan'e
aim was u'usr,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

A Spanish newspaper ndvcrtircs
Spain to let. Tho trouble Will DO to
ind any one who wants 10 rent II.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Can arybpuy tel what has become OF
Russ rSinsapuri'c- bazool Chairman
Hardy needs Il on his appointment list.
for onc hundred appearances
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

The Popull5t Leaders seem % s. oaIte
- enthuaiestle in their sunaor, OF the
maverick movement "a they are Ia
enlargement pf the Omaha platform.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Last matinee Of the season today AZ
urecnweila ~ $3.50 lodhy--the great
oomedy. "Mocarths's MIshapAn -
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

TRUTH TODAY.--Granville smith,.
great painting New Faces IN oid
Places" In Truth today. Buy IL. Take
Il home. N'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Preparations for the coronation OF
the Russian Gar DO not ailay Thomas
70. Reeds feelings OF uneaslness.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Judge w. 8 Robson. prealdeat OF tho
t'tate Good Roads league. has called a
convention Of tho leaisue TO meet at
0eIysston. Tuesday. juno 3. Judkes.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

A paper has been discovered among
the effecta OF tho late president OF tho
Theosophieai society stating the OK
is,enee OF now 'Mahatma" greater
than other Nine. Blavatss ~ Mr..
Judge himself lie Is not 70 take charge
this year because "he might be killed
by the tremendous thoiiEht waves
that would come at him from an over
the world II he were known" Possibly
that is the reason Rusl Kingubury is
remaining dlsoreotiy Nj the Tack
ground.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

The International . n ~
with tho II. and z. ~ ,s'l, .|s|
route is runninF q da'P TN
man sleeperS ns ss, An',''
Fort Worth and W. a,,l VIZ
ton ~ made a. ia.1li
10 ana from palla.,.. "a "
route between pnm'a ctI
Of Mexico, LAREDO r ~
las. Fort Worth s,if'.
pointa (yin lieefns', i
Antonio al sac ?. . XXI r.,.s. IL N
h.. arriving at oAa's, vii
Dallas p.ss q. M, s',,aa|l
nj returning lcaY,r, ,Itl
Fort Worth. e;Q9 y MA a
lor az a:3) 4. M s9'nn ]
Antonio $50 a. N.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Last matinee OF the season at $3.50 to-
day, You must ses "Afccarthy's Mis-
hapB."
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

wcylcr says the war in Cuba win be
brought TO an end "as soon as the In
surgenta see that their cause is lost"
In that respect the Cuban insurgents
are as shori-pighted az the spaniards
are In the matter OF finding the insul-
gents.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

The murderers Of the unfortunate
giri, Pearl bryan, propose to act up a
plea OF insanity Insanity OF the kind
which appears after the commlaelon OF
such helnous crlinoa is OF a type en-
tircly too dangerous TO be trusted to
tho simple eonnnement OF an asylum.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

Senator Dowaer Eivsa assurance that
the maverick bolt win be kept out OF
county Affairs, This mems ak hours
more sleep each night fJr 1900 county
candidates In Texas, representing a
saving OF 72,O00 houra nightly That
much energy saved to tho party In
Texas ought II properly expended 20
bridge every difficulty It may encounter
in the campaign.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

The proceedings OF the Republican
district convention OF tho Tenth dis
trict indicate that MIR. Quincy doeAnt
expect anything Mt the hands OF Mo-
klniey In any event. ana that the
game oalvcstonian proposes TO keep
up the tight until no IL finished.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

enrrics with him may be blur with a
secret Rrsso-chincsc treaty concealed
inside.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25
rs JUST AS GOOD % 'o!.as
WARRANTED. Pnlys'''

GkfAfIA'u,.''
pnria Modloino Co, ~. iqas' ~ w. n
Gnnilomeni--We e2l9 rujii, r1'>
GROVES TAeTnLhr1 XXI ~,
bought three nfusH airca'i ", n. I'D "
periencu Of u Seartt " w, u. y
nnyef mold an article tna' ~, IN i.
faction US your TOMS Ing
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

a Dallas special to the Austin states
man HnyHi
IT develops ioiny that culbcrpon's
friends here tried 10 block the conycn-
ton yesterday on the viva vocn vote
proposition. Intending TO run IN lot
Of friends Of cuibcrfOn, like was done
at Gniveaton. but Clark tumblad 20
the scheme, which resulted In the
county representative vote being had"
Tho fact IS that the authors Of the
majority report. opposed by Judge
Clark. were such irreconciinBie oppon-
ents OF Governor culberson ns Chair
man Rufua Hardy. Ns. Polndexter.
Mr.. Springer aud others prominent IN
the gold movement. The sentiment In
tho convention asainai tho promotion
OF popullst success IN the guberna,oriai
election came from tho Instinct Of self-
preservation, not from any affection
FOR Governor culboraon.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1896-04-25

county commissioners. mayors ard al
dermen. lahor organizations. Industrial
associations and all persons Interested
ia good roads are invited 20 meet and
formulate nlnns for future action.
Manufacturers OF road snaklnr and
rock cruehing mnehlncn win DO pres
ont and exhibit road building appara-
tua The question Of good roadn q enc
IN which evcry citizen OF Texas, whore
agricultural pursuits so largely pre-
dominate, IL directly and vitality In
torasted. The meeting ehculd be pro-
dnetivs Of much good IN the state.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
EsCaped That Penalty.

The proceedings of the summer school
at Harvard afford q certain amount Of
amusement even to the professors and
in>' ructors. 1t is said that the sessions
have attracted some very independent
as well as gifted young women from a
d distance. Lately II Of the instructors
il,urmed his class, chiefly composed Of
" men, that a daily theme would be
IT red to give facility in compost
Il This seemed to surprise IL Of the
3 x ladies, who Went to the instructor
a = the session was over, in the pres
Ell Of others, and said archly and
c, .,t.shly, "And what will you do
tt # we do not prepare any theme?"
4" do not" the professor answered
n ,cly, "employ any form Of corporal
pl .shment. boston Transcript.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
TRAINED CATS.
&hs Feats . Snowman In England Has
Taught Them to Do.

Shs FeAts . Snowman In England Has
Taught Them to Do.
A snowman in England, Clarke by
name, has succeeded in training a large
oumber OF cats to perform remarkable
tricks. One Of these is to walk over a
long line Of living rats, mice and Ca
uaries, stepping very carefully between
the huttering little bodies Of birds and
mice and harming zone Of them. An
other cat climbs by a rope to the roof.
seizcs the handle of a parachute and de.
sends by it to the ground from a con-
siderable height.
Mr.. Clarke repeats what IL we'll
known-that tho cat is the most difficult
u animal to train to the performance
Of tricks. flo has trained bears, lions,
hopards, tigers and other wild animals
and finds them toachable and submissive
when compared with cats. The cat in
deed can never be so far conquered that
her performances may be depended on.
Mr.. Clarke's entertainment includes
only 80 trained cats, but he has to take
with him 60, in order that he may have
institutes for those that will not per.
form.
He calls the cat q "hopeless bundle
of sensibilities. Strike her once, though
only by accident, and she will never
perform again. Kindness is not only
polite, but absolutely necessary. Some
Of his cats it took him four years of
ceaseless effort to train.
Mr.. Clarke's cats are extremely fond
Of him. When he enters his "cat sta
ble," the mewing is prodigous, and he
10 instantly buried in q moving mantle
Of cats.
The difficulty in the cats training
does not lie in the animals intelligence,
but in her disposition. She is as clever
in her tricks, if she likes to do them, as
Q dog, but she does not wish to subor.
dinate her will to that of any living
creature. She does what she wants to
do only and will perform, il she perform
at all, only to please herself.
Those that have seen cats engaged in
boxing matches will not be surprised to
learn that Mr.. Clarke has succeeded in
training two cats to box very scien-
tifcally.
The animals that walk over the chains
Of rats, rAice and canaries without
touching them are only six in number.
Any Of the others would help themselves
to these appetizing creatures without
computations. These six were brought
up from their earliest infancy in cages
With rats, mice and birds and live with
them constantly. Youths Companion.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
Tho Obedient Dog.

Here is a dog story by a Putnam
chronicler: lone Of the most interest.
ing and at the same time truthful dog
stories W. have heard for some time is
that told by Victor Peloquin, who keeps
a confectionery store OH Bridge street.
Last winter he went to Canada and
brought back with him a little black
and tan dog. the gift of his father. Ali
went we'll for about q month. when he
had occasion to reprove him for some
trivial o%ffense, telling him in French 10
go home He saw no more Of his dog
end was greatly surprised recently to
q letter from his father in Can
ada, informing him that the dog had
returned. He was three months in max
ing the journey. Hartford Courant.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14

Wh,n the conductor had looked At the
ticket and punched IL, he stopped over
Aod stuck IL in the hatband Of the dig.
nifc' fat man. at which the fat man
became enraged.
How dare you take suoh liberties
with moi' he shouted. "Who told You
to stick that ticket in my hat9 Don't
you see that I'm a man " Importance
and very sensitive? It's all very we'll to
be fresh with the jays. but you haven't
any right to insult mo-"
He took off his hat, removed tho tick.
ct and continued: "You think because
you're q conductor on this road that you
can get as gay rs you like, but I'll teach
you that you've got mo to deal with,
and I'm a taxpayer as that. You can't
stick tickets in my hatband, oven IL we
are strangers and you aren't aware of
my social position"
Ho fumed about for about an hour.
Then the train passed Albany, and the
conductor came around again. Ho took
tho ticket from tho hand of the dignified
Fat man, punched il again and onco
more put 1t In his maitland ab&ntmind.
eddy.
"See here" the fat nun roared,
didn't l tell you before not 10 stick
that ticket there? That's a piece Of gay.
ness l wouldn't stand from my own fa.
ther, and he's been dead five years. I'll
report you to the boss Of tho whole
road, and If no doesn't help me III
gamble in tho stock of tho and
hammer it down 80 that they'll beg for
mercy"
After they passed Utica the conduct.
or repeated tho performance with the
ticket and the hatband. This was more
than tho dignif!ad fat man could put up
with. Ho jumped to his feet. grabbed
tho conductor by tho collar and said
he'd DO blamed il he'd stand it any
longer.
"That's all right, replied tho con.
ductor, "but it's a rule of the company.
You've either got to keep it in your hat.
band or In your mouth. There is no al.
tentative. II you prefer it. you can pus
1t in your mouth, leaving tho end in
full view, SO that l can SEQ it as l pass
by"
"Well," said the fat man stoutly--
there Is nothing strange in q fat man
speaking stoutly, is thero?-"well, then,
l prefer to keep the ticket in my mouth.
Being q free American citizen, l am de-
termined to do as i blamed ploasei''
and he kept it in his mouth and prcscrv.
cd his Americanism. New York Her.
aid.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
Held by Q Hair.

In Q gathering Of officers after tho
Franco-P russian war q French officer
claimed that the French nation is the
most artistic nation on the earth, and
that her artisans can make o thing Of
beauty out Of anything, however ordi-
nary on Crude.
Tho great Prussian general, Won Man
tpufsl, who was present, plucked a hair
from his shaggy beard, remarking, LET
them make somsthing beautiful out Of
that"
The French officer sent the hair to .
fisnd In Paris, telling him the circum-
Stances and urging that, AZ the Prus-
slams had defeated the French in the late
war, they should not be permitted to
defeat them in the claim to artistic su-
premacy. Giving the hair to a capable
artisan, with proper instructions. the
result wal q beautiful scarfpin repre-.
senting q Prussian eagle. artistically
wrought In gold. standing On o rock,
and depending from his beak wa . sin
g1o hair, at the ends Of which were two
beautiful gold mednllions. on ono Of
which was inscribed "Alsace" and ON
the other Lorraine"
Thus the artistic scarfpin aptly de-
scribed the political situation: Prussia,
~ the eagle, with its conquered prov
inoes dependent, but held by a hair. for
the temper Of the people of Alsace and
Lorraine was bitter toward the Ger
mans, and the tie which held them wa
very slight
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
Keen.

The Boston Budget tells Of q genial
Harvard instructor who, with his fami-
~, has been spending tho winter in
Rome. The other day n Boston friend
received from him the following letter:
my DEAR -: You will be glad TO
bear that / am we'll and enjoying my
self. Mrs. X. and the children have all
been sick-taking advantage Of the fact
that there is a doctor here who charges
only 81 o visit"
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
WHIPPED 'nINCG.
How Poor tom" rrut"u F'iI Foul OF Eng,
lands Future King.

How Poor tom" Eputuu E,iI Foul Of Enc,
lands Future King.
Tom Benton occupied for many years
in fact, until his dca'h-a responsible
position in the household If Queen Vic
toria. Benton, who waS Of humble birth.
was but u lad at Brighton when his par.
ents died within "a few months Of each
other. 1t was shortly after these events
when the queens attention was called
10 the young boy under rather peculiar
circumstances
One day, while Benton was gathering
shells on the beach at Brighton to make
pincushions, which he sold to the sum.
mel visitors, q young boy, nicely dress.
cd and about his w age, appeared
upon the scene and scattered, with q
vigorous kick. the accumulated shells.
Benton gathered up his treasures, and
placing them again in a pile warned the
intruuer that if he repeated the trick he
woulG give him "a good licking"
The kick was repeated with even more
vigor than before, and the shells were
sent flying in every direction. True to
his word, the poor boy" soundly
thrashed the stranger. II was q close
contest at first, as the lads were quite
evenly matched, but the more fully de-
veloped strength Of Benton finally
brought him off victorious.
Just as the melee was over a gentle
man and lady approached, and the for
mel said: "You did quite right, young
man. We have seen the whole transac-
ton. This boy is cur son, but no was
the aggressor and received the thrashing
he we'll merited." A number of ques-
tions were asked the lad as to himself
and his family. The replies told the
boys life, how the death Of his parents
had brought poverty to himself and his
brothers and sisters.
"This is tho queen" said the gentle
man, who was non other than Primes
Albert, land the young man to whom
you administered such a merited whip
ping is the Prince Of Wales" Turning
to the prince, he continued: "You must
send his young man to school and pay
for his tuition out of your own pocket
money That cannot add to your punish.
ment, bat can benefit this poor lad with
whom you picked such an uncalled for
quarrel"
Thus it was that Tom Benton met the
queen Of England. He was sent to q
school about midway between Portland
and Dover. After completing his studies
there he was taken into her majesty's
service and remained there his entire
life. Between Benton and tho Prince OF
Wales there was a strong bond Of friend.
ship, such as could exist between true
manly men.-New York Herald
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
Chancellor Ale.

At Oxford there is whas is called
chancellor ale," brewed out Of l6
bushels Of malt to the barrel, and so
strong that two wineglassfuls will in
toxicate most people. 1t is kept in oak,
bell shaped casks, and is never tapped
until it is two years old. Some of the
casks have been in use for half a CEN
tury. but chancellor ale" is only used
at high table, when a man takes very
high honors.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
DEAR OLD LADY.
She Was Going to "Albert's" and Reached
There safely.

She Was Going to "Albert's" and Reached
There safely.
An old woman wearing a pair of gold
eyeglasses was a passenger on one of tn"
trains from Buffalo to New York. She
had como through from the west, and
rthe nervous way in which she gathered
her bundles around her and the numbes
Of questions che asked all showed thar
she was not accustomed to travelling.
When the trainboy came through with
his assortment of books, she confided to
him the facts that she was going to New
York to see her son and that she had
not seen him for over a year. She grew
laxative and said:
my son Albert's a great preacher.
he is a Methodist, and I am o MStho
dist. ! taught him when he WIS o little
bit of q boy what was right and what
was wrong. He hasn't been back to see
me for over q year. ! live way out in
Missouri. and he couldn't get away this
year, but he wanted to SEQ me, and no
sent for me to come Oh. He breaches in
. big church there. and no has got o fine
family growing up
So she prattled ON Tho trainbOy Lis.
Ssned TO her sttentively and succeeded
In selling her . copy Of Tho Quick or
No Desdi" solemniy assuring her that
\ was . Methodist religious book When
b left her, she began to read II, calmly
~ frst. then nervously. until she grew
trei. Then abe began to nod. and final
y the book clipped TO the floor. The
{rsy hair reposed on the cushion Of the
\ Slsce car seat. and its owner dozed
Sacefully.
Tho conductor came through to col
pt tickets, and seeing the peaceful
y. tep Of his passenger was loath 70 wake
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
Her Fear.

Nell-Do you know, I was all alone
In the conservatory for ten minutes
with that fascinating Charlie Fullerton
last evening, aud l was 30 afraid.
Belle-So afraid Of what? Afraid he
was going to propose to you?
Nell-No, afraid he wasn't. -Somer-
Vile journal.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
She Drew tho Line.

Mrs. Gray-Have you named the ba-
by yet?
Mrs. White-No, we haven't settled
on q name yet, but II thing is certain
Il never will consent to any Of the
names that Mr.. White called it the 9TH
or night when it cried so for two hours.
Boston Transcript.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
No Help For L..

"Seems to mo you have Put an IN
usual amount Of smoke in this fire.
seene." mildly complained tho editor.
Had to do it, +" said the artist. ~
hadn't any idea how high tho building
was, SO / had to hide it. See?"-Cin.
Cinnati Tribune.
The Red Cloud chief., 1896-02-14
Result Of pOlIteneaA.

Visitor Ito attendant friar in the re-
fectory Of convent)-Are we allowed
to smoke here?
Friar-No, sir.
Visitor-Then where do all those
stumps Of cigars come from that / see
lying about?
Friar-From those gentlemen who
didn't sk.-Tagliche Rundschau.