The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-08-09

World.

- mat might be adopted By fash
III. t,,sresses to their comfort. for
~. tnovs the omissions, more or less
.ts,inp that may constantly be noted
-, ro neglectfuI servants or untoward
..-..,,,s-ances over which the lady Of the
80 however careful, can have no i'm
-r.siate control?
- shouldn't wonder if the most dread
o., ,,,rrs happen in my house that
- snail hear about" said bright
svsl married woman who was IN the
r.,- Of giving large house parties. II
,,,sa statement which made her auditor
mile inwardly, as that very morning he
l,5 found no water whatever in his room
s,tbtub. pitchers, everything quite clean
.u5 shining. with a plentiful supply of
,,vrels but no water Fortunately, how
over the maid, when she called him, left
d, his door a tiny jug of hot water Tor
shaving. with which he managed to pre-
sent at least an appearance Of eleanli-
-.ss Insuficiency of bedclOthes is fire.
crant cause of muttered complaint; petty
.bsfts bv servants is another minor evil
chat must be borne in silence; want of
nroper valeting, in the way Of brushing
Clothes or shoes is pnothers and it exe
tends even to the table, where detested
dishes have to be swallowed with SEEM
ing relish.
IF there is anything that / dislike" ex-
claimed a much-enduring young man, lit
is rice pudding. One unlucky day 1 was
dining at the MS, and they had it for
dessert. As it was the only sweet, l
thought il rude to refuse, and manfully
swallowed the dose. 1 am so glad that
YOU like my pudding Mr.. A said Mrs.
NJ evidently fiattered, 1T is made after
q recipe that has been in the family for
generations
1t is deliciousr I exclaimed menda>
ciously. DO take some more she urged.
In for a penny in for pound, SAID
to myself: and / actually swallowed an
othed helping. As l saw 1t pleased Mrs.
NJ l thought 1 had purchased her good
opinion rather cheaply; but changed
my opinion when upon being asked to
dine there a Short time afterward, was
told as soon as We were seated that l was
10 have my pudding! And, by Jove!
they have given it to me ever since, and
they always give me two helpings."
Even royal folks are not always luxurl-
ously comfortable. The Queen of Serva,
for instance, eschews the soft bed and
avoids the down pillow as she would the
plague. She sleeps on a narrow divan
spread with a hard unyielding mattress
has her reward, however, in the possess
ion Of the best figure and the most stately
carriage in all Europes royalty.
One of the women that have been having
a downright good time up here, says
Clara Belle, in a letter from a Maine
seaside resort to the Cincinnati Enquirer,
is a spinster of an age-well, it would
be sin to make any Inquiries about IL.
She hasn't made any advances to the
men, either young or old, but has rather
avoided them, going in for her own good
time, glad of company, but not making
any endeavoP to have close companions
OF either sex. Bathing has been one of
her chief joys yet she was
shyness itself, In her modest suit, and
would seem quite distressed if she Thought
anyone was looking at her. Altogether
she was just the sort of old maid to COM
mand every ones respect although So
lournng here alone and going in for
thoroughly good time To-day she FIR.
nished a staggering surprise. She came
down on the beach dressed in a plain
walking gown and suddenly confronted a
group OF half dozen women who We're
seated on the sand near her She began
speaking to them in great distress.
know perfectly well what you are
nouulns and whispering about and look
iig at me for, she said. This came 20
Unexpectedly that the elder women Of bsr
hearers looked scared, and one of them
SAD; Really, Miss S." and ruffled out
her dress conciliatingly. But Miss S
menl rlsnt on Il can't stand it any
lohgeri the truth is bad enough good
ness knows but it isn't as bad az Won are
al; al making II IN your minds, and 1t will
XIII me If don't speak out l am a mod
NJ woman " and l hope always have been.
NO one could feel worse than 7 do abont
suit of mans clothes being found in INV
room She gasped and SO did eyerv-
Deuy, Tor none of them had heard a WORD
~ SucH !. thing One Of the group began
~ Inpdlneucaily. "Oh, Miss S., We" but
the first speaker interrupted win "Yes
3Ou were and you are" which didn't seem
70 suIKe anyone as being very intelligi
s Se then she hurried on. TITS true. A
room u I'M men Is, clothes was found in my
from but I've got my explanation ana
NJ petter than what you are thinking"
MSS 5 looked quite grand as sho
siaLs9tened up, and her cheeks had each
to fen I, Spot Spot IN them. and I'm going
h one mamma said, Kate. darling
il, Uuit you better run and get ready for
1 ~ u; ana another mother said: "Yorl
matr oI0ii oner UoS' Mamie, dear" a third
No @' 5i. nef thin hands imperativeIy. 'It's
deo, uIssrace | am going to teli.'' she
aWa1 ,h and you needn't send them
go, Ihen, while the gigglin0 eirIe
5etIIed TO listen, she rushed on. IT Went
s0rt s yesterday" said she land was
SorI OF frightened when I came ont WITH
ran 0a mn y. SUIT sticking to me so and
Ioo 1Iu up TO the bathhouse not daring To
~ In ID any where. 1 locked the door quick
c ~ ana got cut of my suit as soon as
10 ~ me bathhouse seemed so LITTLE
IN ~ wei suit lie in that reached M
ont 'u &c I I window and dropped the suit
Tber 50 could get it in when l came oSIf'
sbs he, / looked for my clothes" Here
sbe caused, and her voice broke when
nstonsalu' They weren't thereP' The
rose gasped, and the speakers voice
tba3 historically as she continued. All
snit was there were mems clothes-a. e,olf
tboigb. was in the wrong bathhouse'
han rS 10 run out and find my own, but
dare aI ~ ! anything to put on. / didn't
dreSs i rs hunting about for nv house
4 he I'm IN that golf suit and / was afraid
4 door" GIul9 come anyhow. 1 hooked the
i Til oesiues the lock, but 1 couldn't wait
CLOTH came and ask him to find NV
baSS l didn't know him. even. and IL
. in fSorI,,a nave died first SO 1 dressed
and 't I'm Miss SIS face was crimson,
tbingssu cue shook like a leaf-"the under,
tia bo ana ALL / thought if l could clear
knou, aIllnouse entirely he might never
"Ite Tnich was his bathhouse.
had % icing a golf suit made ii worse 7
lepe - wrap the wet towels around NV
lv no- one was talking fast and desnerate-
that W. l haven't much hair. and got
loci un9ef the big cap. So MANY peonIe
riee tL~1dl sights IN these golf ana wheel
notiooI5d I 1 thought maybe 1 wouldn't he
ensJ ~ she added humbly. Then I on
the bs 9le doors No one was there. / pulled
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