The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-02-14


ideas OF anarchy al home. One OF your
senators seemed 10 be- determined 10 nc
as dirty rs possible. not only 20 mem
hfrs OF Tho Government. OF which sup
pose ne is an opponent. although ne
claimed 10 bc Of tho same party. hiH ne
abused your people and their institution
until l was led TO wonder why ne "id
not seek another land to live in
Another senator seemed I" "' N's
much troubled about what J unds i"'o'1
10 be some small packets OF flower ana
eraraer seeds. which your Government
gives 10 small farmers. ] conld MOI ''I
tho life OF mo. understand why h"'' 81
small matter should provoke p" '""''.
attention. and ruch an imm'h7'H ~
Nitupcrafi0n Now. ii YOU can 'Nt'""'
This 10 me YOU viii probably bring me
ia some sense Of respect for your upper
chamber. Was 50 an politics OF Wa Do
ain pucriie statcsmanship! u must "e,'
boen ono or the other. IL never conlH
have been patriotism
Tho two speeches he referred 10 were
Tiumar's on Cleveland and Vests on
Secretary Morton's refusal 10 distribute
garden seeds.
This Is the way thc United States Sen
ATE ,mprcsses an Intelligent and per-
fcctlv impartial stranger. And We arc
not at an surprised that it IS The
United states Senate has fallen about as
low I'm the estimation Of people whose
opinions are worth having as 1t can
get There is not much room for
further decline. Reading recently that
great. that wondcfu book. Car
lvlo's Lie Of Cromwell VIC came upon the
following passage which We think suits
this case very perfectly. lc says. i'm
his fourth chapter
king James this time was returning
northward 10 visit poor old scoua"n
again. 10 get his observation-disclosures sel
into activity II Dc could. IL is Wen Known
that he could not 10 any sausiactoIE
extent. neither now nor Afterwards mas
Pretended Bishops. whom 10y c"nn,ls
means hc did get instituted. had the
name Of bishops. but next 10 none OF
their authority. of the respect. or, alas
oven of The cash suitable 60 the reality
nf that office. They were by the scotch
people. dorisiNcly called Tulchan bishops
Did Tho render ever see or fancy in ms
mind "a Tuichany \ Tulchan 49, or
rather was. for the thing - iohs ali''
obsolete. "a calf-skin studed mo inc
rude simiimdc of calf~Slfiliaf 'h""r"
&, 1ccoi~o ths. imperfect perocptiNe or
go. If a COW. At muking-time tine
,r,,lcb.u with head duly bent. was set
90 IL ia suck. the fond COW, iooklhs
rounJ. faucied that her calf was nhsN'
and that an was right. ana s." N'."
her milk freely. which the cunning Haln
was sfraining i'm white abundance hli"
her nail an the while. The scotch MIX
maids I'm those days cried. Where is me
Tulchen2 is the Tulchan ready
so of th, bishops Scotch iairds were
eager enough to milk The Church ldnds
and tithas. 10 get tho rents out Of them
freely. which was not always easy. TheN
we're glad to construct form OF hishops
TO nlease the King and Church and make
Tho milk come without disturbance. zinc
reader now knows what a Tulchan bishop
was : piece Of mechanism, constructs
cd not without difficulty I'm Parliament
and Kings Council. among tho scots,
and torn Asunder afterwards. with dread
ful clamor. and scattered 10 tho Tour
winds. as soon as the COW became awake
10 it,
United States senators are now Tulchan
senators. They are no more than tho
form and sembiance of senators. and the
people of these United States are finding
il out. and are preparing themselves 70
have real senators. chosen 10y tncm-
selves. after contests before them. in
which those who aspire to this. that
should be the greatest place i'm ;hese
United States. have shown them whether
they have such parts as will enable them
10 carry themselves with dignity and
wisdom in that great arena. The Tul-
chans have got to go.
The cow. which in this case is the peo-
pie of the United States has found out
that her calf is only a Tulchan. and she
is preparing to rend it and kick it TO
pieces. Senator Smith. OF New Jersey
well said i'm the Senate last Monday:
Indeed il is a fact and We may as
we'll admit IL first as last. that tho great
majority Of tho people throughout the
country are Disguised with Congress 800
general and the Senate BOO particular
The most popular thins VIC could do foe
day. ana probably. in the present con-
dition OF affairs. tho most beneficial
thing We could do would he 10 pass the
necessary appropriation bills, aud e
home. Tho mere fact that We are 900
session is menace 20 inc revival Of
business and the return of prosperity.
A candid confession. ssood for the
soul. Smith. YOU have found it out and
tho people have found it out, too. The
Tulchans must 20.