The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-03-19
(From Saturdays Daily.l


in Spain can keep right on dreaming.
Miss Anna Wood has gone to Chi
cago for few days visit with relatives
and friends.
1t is getting to be so that an agita-
ton in any part of the world produces
a crisis in Europe.
If England keeps on charging her
navy the Atlantic will soon have to be
dredged and widened.
1t is about time some one brought
out novel, the plot of which would
hinge on a cathode photograph.
There's everything in a name. A
man named Miser has been appointed
postmaster of Starveout, Oregon.
This is the closed season for bass,
pickerel and pike. 1t will not be law
full to catch them in any way until June
/, 1896
The Baptist young people gave
their pie social at the church Friday
evening. 1t was very largely attended
and the receipts were $50.
No language ever used by Span
ish magnate toward this country beats
Columbus exclamation: Z" Good lands"
on just seeing it's fertile soil.
Mrs. Lease announces that nobody
can dictate to her. This seems to de-
fine Mr.. Leases position in the family
with more or less eXactness.
The California producers have de-
cided to raise the price Of prunes. EVl-
IDENTITY those California producers haye
had to board out some time themselves.
To the boys who are raising heavy
crops Of hair: The famous men with
long hair first made themselves famous,
and then raised the hair. You are be-
ginning at the wrong end.
"A woman never admits that she is
doing things for her own pleasure. She
buys luxuries for the table . to please
her husband, " and travels around the
country +" to educate the children"
Two of the most prominent dry
goods houses in Philadelphia never ad
vertise on Sunday. A great many
minor firms have followed suit, SO that
the cleverest advertising is found
through the week.
Peter Rhode thinks he can get the
opera house ready for use by May 80.
The G.. A. r. post desires TO hold its
entertainment of that date in the new
ly constructed opera house. The house
will not be completed by that date, but
it is thought it will be disable.
AID. Brister, O'Donnell, Zens,
Schend and McGivern gathered at the
city engineers Office Friday evening
and informally discussed the electric
lighting plant problem with W. Fl.
Wheeler. Aid. Yule refused to attend
the " star chamber" session and was
not present
All parties having bank books,
cancelled checks, abstracts orpapers of
anv kind or description "not in pri
vate box IN the safety vault" must re-
move them before April l as it will
be impossible to care for them after thu
date without an expense to the owner.
GEO. HALE, Assignee.
One of the residents of Market
street accuses this paper OF having
abused those on that street who want
block pavement We sincerely hope
he will see that he was mistaken for
nothing is farther from the policy of
this paper than an attempt to abuse
anybody. If any one has an opinion
opposite to the ones expressed in this
paper, our columns are always open to
him.
-Sulphume baths are uneXcelled by
the most celebrated sulphur springs
with the additional advantage of being
taken at home. The medicinal effect
of sulphur baths, by absorption of sui
phur through the glands, acts directly
upon the blood, purifying it, and re-
moving all unhealthy secretiOns and
odors from the body. Sulphume is the
greatest blood purifier known. Try it.
For sale by Woodward & Conley. dwtt
A special committee of the city
council Of Waupaca, Wis, guests Of W.
Fl. Wheeler, who are looking. up the
question of water works for their city,
are in Kenosha today. They went
through the pumping station and also
went over the financial data with En-
gineer Davidson. They expressed
themselves in the highest terms of our
plant and stated that this trip would
undoubtedly save them from commit
ting a grave mistake in granting an
old time franchise now under consider
alton at Waupaca. Kenosha has set
the pace for the other cities of the
state. Watertown is under the same
plan and two other cities are to com
mence the publication of a similar
franchise the coming week.
In reference to the matter of this
city adopting the Wheeler Electric
Light franchise, we believe the council
should go slow. It may be all right
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