Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1896-05-09
NEWS AND NOTES.

tack than sitting on one.
1t is much harder to address lot 0
people than lot of envelopes.
Bishop McGovern confirmed 1906
children Sunday at Shasnokin. Pa.
When grapes are kept in the sun !
long time they dry up. That's til,
raisin.
"Ill have to look into that, re-
marked the vain girl as she passed
the mirror.
The wounds of sin may be healed,
but the scars will always remain pain
full to the touch
The woman who is 'just dying
for new gown generally gets one
that is 'just killing
II you want to run up against some
thing with money in it. what's the
matter with the Mint?
The nearer you come in relation
with person the more necessary do
tact and courtesy become.
There are $50 vacant houses at
Pottstown, Pa, an unusually large
number, and at Martinsburg.
Mrs. Sailor. wife of a business man
of Sturgeon Bay, Wis. deliberately
drowned her two children and herself
in the bay.
Just laws are no restraint upon the
freedom of the good, for a good man
desires nothing which a just law will
interfere With.
The Farmers Advocate, national
organ Of the Patrons ofIndHsttfy, has
gone INTO the hands Of receiver at
Malone, N. Y.
The new woman who insists on be-
ing just like a man would probably
draw the line at bald head Wood
land Democrat.
In Tyler county, the Victor Oil
company struck a well producing
2,sooo barrels day, the largest ever
struck in this country.
1t is a common saying that lovely
women cannot keep secret, but who
besides herself knows where her pock-
ct is2-Somerville Journal.
Harry Younkin is in Jail at Greens.
burg, Pa, charged with alternating
the affections of Mrs. A. L. Miller, Of
Bessemer. from her husband.
Miss Gushley-It must have been a
frightful sensation to be tarred and
feathered that way. How did you
feel2 Arazona Ike-I.ike bird.
Judge Pennybacker, of Philadelphia,
will make an address at Valley Forge
on the Fourth of july and there will
be memorable demonstration there.
We can never replace friend.
When man is fortunate enough to
possess several, he finds that they are
all different; no one has double in
triendehip.
"No, SIR said the India Rubber
man, Il won't lend you dollar. =
90, go on, persisted the Legless
Wonder; "Ill pay you back when !
get on my feet again
]. L. Cowan. the Astounding lum-
Der dealer Of Pittsburg, who was re-
Gently arrested in Central America,
was taken back to Pittsburg Monday
night and placed in Jail.
1t is high, solemn. almost awful,
thought for every individual that his
earthly influence. which has had a
commencement, will never, through all
ages, be he the very meanest, have an
end.
Helen Dauvray. actress and divorc-
ed wife Of John NJ. Ward, the famous
ball player, was married in San Fran
cisco. Wednesday, to Lieut.. Winter
halter, U. S. N. This is Miss Dauv-
rays third venture.
A risky cork from a root beer bot
tie struck one Of the eyes of Pilot
Samuel T. Bailey. Of Cape May, a
few days ago. For time it was fear
ed that the sight of that eye was de-
stroyed, but it is coming around all
right.
Peter vogler, young man Of Ely
ria, O., who committed suicide short
ly before the time set for his mar
RAG, without apparent reason, had a
wife living, it now transpires and it is
thought the possibility of discovery
caused him to take his life.
The girl over in Kentucky. who
with her STEADY took in a watch
night affair on the first day Of this
year, proposed at Iso7 a. m, was &C.
cepted at 1903 a. m, and married to
the man of her choice at ego a. m.
has gone back to mamma. She was
master Of the house scarcely three
months before the other half chased
her over a barbed wire fence with a
hoe handle. Springfield Leader.
mo, kind but deluded friends. the
mission Of the hireling who holds the
pillow handles Of this paper is to keep
fires burning on the affairs OF liberty
and the beacon lights blazing at ST. 50
a blaze, invariably in advance. He
does not hunger or thirst after official
life. He did think once be would like
to go to the Legislature, but he has
grown in grace since then and purged
his system Of that unholy desire
Since then he has not yearned sim
gle yearn or hankered hank after
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