The Globe-republican., 1896-12-03
Newton is to have . poultry show.

j Newton is to have . poultry show.
Cottonwood Falls is planning 70 put
in city scales
The Lawrence World makes fun Of
Fred Fanston's claims to heady valor.
The Leoti skimming station coined
$3.50 worth of milk into money las,
month.
! Judge Martin of Hutchinson denies
that he will form law partnership
with Chester Long.
Friends of Governor Lewelling claim
that Leedy will stand with him "a
against Briedenthal.
An Atchison boy who was given nine
cats to drown went around and col
lected fifty boys to see the fun.
There are on the side OF cliff be-
tween Ell Dorado and Leon several
mullen plants The only ones in that
part of the state.
The Great Bend girl who wants t.
marry tough young man and reform
him can get good value of that kind at
the Reformatory.
| A La wrence church had ''shQev OF
antiquities and fossils" There are
lots of them in Lawrence but most Of
them are good fellows.
The Topeka hotel keepers and board
ing house managers are unanimously
| of the opinion that the state needs
| constitutional convention.
The Mama Republican says that Cy
Leland came nearer carrying Kansas
for Mckinley than any other man could
have done. That is certainly true.
A man by the name of HASTE at
Winfield the other night while proving
that prohibition doesn't prohibit, fell
clean through plate glass window.
The chances are that if Judge Dem
nison stays in the race he and Breiden-
thai will be the only fellows who will
come in under the wire close enough
to make the crowd yell.
Cy Leland will go down in history as
the best political manager in Kansas
history. The fellows who are jumping
on him now can prove this to them
selves if they will stop and think about
{.
When the average Kansas cyclist
travelling from Norman to Emporia
stops off at Peabody he makes the &C.
quaintance of the local editor and gets
q write-up on the grounds that he is
making a tour around the world.
The Chicago Inter-OceaD which has
always been a good friend of Kansas,
again comes to her defense. The Chi
cago Tribune has abused Kansas more
than any other paper in the United
States. The Chicago Times-Herald has
always been fair with the state.
What has the nation got against
Kansas? Grasshoppers are coming to
the whole west, but we have to stand
sponsor for all of them. Cyclones
occur everywhere, but you can't make
man outside of Kansas believe that
they take place outside of Kansas.
Grover says for al to be thankful on
Nov. &c. At present our prospects for
getting an appetite for turkey are far
better than the prospest of getting a
turkey for our appetite. But we are
always hopeful We may yet happen
to have dark night and be lucky
enough to find low roostlng turkey
on a neighbor's fence.
Ex-senator John Martin is the only
Xansan who in newspaper interviews
starts his remarks off with '.Ah."
When told that the railroad had secur-
ed an order from Foster restraining
him from etking possession of the San
ia Fe, he said: ''Ah, the railroad attor-
neys have been doing some more mid !
night work, have they?"
A man down in Cloud county
voted this ticket: ''Set your affect.
tons on things above and not on the |
things of the earth. Col, $50. 'FOr
our conversation is in heaven from |
whence also we look for the Savior |
the Lord Jesus Christ Phil $50.
Looking for that blessed hope, and
the glorious appearing of the great
God and our Savior Jesus Christ. -
Titus 2:13. The judges were unde-
cided as to which one of the presiden
tial candidates the man wished to vote
for.
Said Governor-elect Leedy day or
two ago: "A good many of the fellows
want Office. Well, l won't give any
thing now. Twill first get my family