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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
The Acme of Forensic Force.

"And now, gentlemen of the jury"
shouted the young lawyer. running his
long fingers through his flowing locks,
NOW, gentlemen of the jury, ask you
rs men and citizens of this great and
glorious republic, if the spotless charac-
ter of my client is to be permitted to
suffer from the words uttered by that
by that-by that vermiform appendix
who sits in the witness box with per-
jury stamped all over himI"-Indinn.
apoiis Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the EustachiaR Tube. When
this tube gets infamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
+. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pins are the best.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
COME WEST FOR YOUR SEED.

That's what we say, because it's the
best. Salzer's Wisconsin grown seeds
are bred to earliness and produce the
earliest vegetables in the world. Right
alongside of other sediments earliest,
his are 20 days ahead! just try his
earliest peas, radishes, lettuce, cabbage,
etc! He is-the largest grower of farm
and vegetable seeds, potatoes, grasses,
clovers, etc!
If YOU WILL CUT THIS OUT AND SEND
II to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis.,, with 1oc postage, you will
getsample package of Early Bird Radish
(ready in 16 days. and their great cata-
logue. Catalogue alone sc postage. (K.)
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
A Trip to the Garden Spots of the South.

will be sold from principal cities, towns
and villages of the north, to all points on
the Louisville Il Nashville Railroad In
Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida
and a portion of Kentucky, at one sirg.e
fare for the round trip. Tickets will be
ment Of So to agent at destination, and
will allow stop-over at any points on the
south bound trip Ask your ticket agent
about it, and If he'can not sell you excur-
sion tickets write to G. p. Atmore General
Passenger Agent, Louisville, KY, or
J. K. Ridgely, N. w. p. A.,yChicago, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
Low Rates South.

On March 3rd, the Monon Route will sell
tickets from Chicago to all points In the
South at exceedingly low rates: Abbeville,
Ga, $3.50; Decatur, Ala, SlO.65; Chsttar
s1S.Io; Memphis, Tenn, slL10i New Or
leans, La, Sl705; St Augustine, Fla ,$ES65;
Tampa, Fla, S21.00; Mobile, Ala, sl605;
and all other points at proportionately low
rates.
For further information, address l.. e.
Sessions, Trav. Pass. Agt., Minneapolis,
MINI, or City Ticket Office, 232 Clark ST.,
Chicago, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation:
1t has given satisfaction TO millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the Ame, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute If offered.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
sifted f,om the BLOOD

by the kidneys, impurities pass of HARM
lessly. The inactivity OF the organs named
not only cause these impurities to remain
and poison the system, but also leads to the
degeneration and destruction of the organs
themselves. Prevent Bright's disease, dia-
betes, dropsy, gravel and other ailments
which affect the kidneys and bladder with
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which likewise
overcomes malarial, dyspeptic, bilious,
nervous and rheumatic complaints.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
Tho Nashville, Chattanooga % st. Louis
Railway

Will on March Bird sell one way homcseelr-
ers' tickets to all points in the Southeast,
including Florida, at the lowest rate ever
known. On March 10th round trip tickets
to many points in the South, including
Georgia, can be purchased at one fare plus
200; good for 30 days. For maps, folders
and all information write to or see Briard
f. Hill, N z. A, 1923 Marquette Bldg, Chi
cago; +. &. Cowardin, W; P. A., 4o5 Ry
Exc. Bldg, st. Louis, or w. l.. Danley, q.
2. & T. A, Nashville, Tenn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

experiencing the advantages Of having
such set of sleeves one could not get
along without them. With set OF
sleeves like these. graduated from fine
to very coarse, inferior beans and peas
can easily be removed from these crops
"a single item that shows one of the
many uses to which they may be put.
Orange Judd Farmer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

- FITS stopped free by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer Motifs after first days use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and So trial bot
tie free. DIR. Kline, 93l Arch St., Phila, Pa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

QUERIcUs-"How did such a place ever
get the reputation OF being great health
resortw ,Cynicus-"Two or three prom
inent men died there. Tilt Bits.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

SHE-"Do you think we are going to have
warf' He-"Yes, do" "What do you
think we are going to make war onf' con
paper "-Yonlxers Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
Total for two years. =.

In favored localities something may
be saved OF cost of manure, labor, omit
ting winter protection, etc. But any
attempt to reduce the amount of labor,
fertilizer, mulching, etc, will certainly
result in reduction of both quality and
quantity of fruit.-M. A. Thayer, In
Prairie Farmer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

WE have not been without Piso's Cure
for Consumption for 20 years.-LIzZIE FER
REL, Camp St., Harrisburg, Pa, May 4, '94.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

THROAT DISEASES commence with a Cough,
Cold or Sore Throat. "BroiCn'S bronchial
TrocheS" give immediate and sure relief.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

PARRoTT-"Do you think that Henpeck
could ever keep a secret from his wifeW
Wiggins-"Well, I'll bet that he never let's
her know what he really thinks Of herb
Truth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

He that Is uugrateful has no guilt but
one; all other crimes may pass for virtues
in aim. Young.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

BEEcHAM's PILLS for constipation 1oc and
25c; Get the book free, at your druggists
and go by it. Annual sales 5000, 900 boxes
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

EVERY human being is intended to have a
character of his own; to be what no other
Is, and TO do what no other Chanting
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27
HOMEMADE SlEvES.
\ Set of Them Is Needed by Every Farmer

n set OF Ihem Is Neeueu by Every FARMER
and Gardener.
a set of sleeves of varied degrees OF
fineness is needed on every farm. Get
"a stout grocery or dry goods box of
suitable size and saw it in sections, as
shown in the sketch. Get small pieces
of wire cloth and wire netting of va
rious numbers and tack them upon one
side of these sections, covering the
edges with thin strips of wood. After
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

A LIE that Is half truth is over the
BLACKLIST Of lies.-Tennyson.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

If you would know tho value Of money,
60 and try to borrow ome.-Franklin.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

THREE through sleeping car lines TO Flor
ida daily via the Queen IL Crescent Route.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1896-02-27

A MAN is like razor, because you can't
tell how sharp he can be until he is strapped.
Texas Siftings.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
HIS Combinations Did Not WorI

htS SC0mbinattOn, Did Not Work,
A good story is told of an ex-police.
man, who while Illuminating upon the
uncertainty of official tenure just after
the Council had made " clean sweep
Of the force, met the Deputy Marshal
and nodding him to one side with an
air of supreme mystery impaired the
information that he had just struck
the combination on the wheel game
going on in an uptown saloon, and
that it would be an easy job to send it
"where the woodbine twineth": that
to accomplish this feat might prove
both profitable and worthy achieve.
ment. In the exuberance of his en-.
thusiasm he offered to let the deputy
in if he would share half the risk,
which was almost nothing. The dep.
uty declined and the g. p. passed on up
the street. About half an hour after.
wards he was seen emerging from the
saloon, head down and apparently do.
ing all in his power to escape observa.
ton. But the vigilant deputy was
not to be shook. He hailed the e. p.
with Well, what SUGGEST"
"Success be i'd" growled the e.
p.
Why l thought you had a sure
thing on breaking the game"
$50 l had-so 1 had" sighed the
victim. II dropped a dollar and a
half before | got on to the practical
workings of my scheme, and then
found | had no more money. IfI'd
had another dollar that game would
have gone fiewy' sure"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

The verdict Of the committee OF
clergymen who cleared Rev. Fulmer,
at Kent, few days ago, for alleged
familiarities with the female men,
bers of his flock, resembles that in a
parallel case which is said to have &C.
CURED Down East" where the moral
code has been evolved from the Blue
Laws"-which was, Not guilty. but be
must not do it again." In the Full
mer case they exonorate from blame,
but deprecate the "physical exami-
nations" he is said to have instituted
for the reason that he is neither q
physician nor surgeon.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
British Columbia mines have secure

British Columbia mines have secured
the contract, as they can considerably
underbid mines on this side of the
line, especially on coal requiring ship
ment long distance by water, as they
can secure low charters in British ves-
sells and can and do mine their coal
with Chinese labor.
| The final papers have been filed in
the Auditors Office in Chehalis county,
which completes the title to the land
on Peterson's Point, where the Gray's
Harbor lighthouse is to be situated.
The Uuited States acquired the land
bv condemnation proceedings in the
United States court at Tacoma, the
jury awarding $500 to Peterson for it..
The site is situated directly west of
Hamer's pavilion at Westport, and
near the plank road running to the
beach.
The Eastern Washington wheat
blockade, which caused the greater
portion of the crop to be held, has
been broken. During the past few
days wheat has been moving in .
constantly swelling stream to the
seaboard. One OF the causes is that
many promissory notes, with wheat as
security, mstured January LIST, and
sales were made to pay. High prices
have had a material effect. For the
first time in six years, the local wheat
market is higher than the Chicago
market.
1t is reported at Montesano that
the jetty across the mouth of Preach
er's Slough is in danger of being
washed out; in fact. that some of it
has already gone, and the rest may
go before the high water goes down.
This jetty was built by the govern
ment to deepen the channel of
the Chehalis river. Mention was
made some time ago that some mis-
creant had cut q hole through this
jetty, and it is thought that the pres.
ent damage may have been caused in
the same way.
Mary Lietzow, q domestic, commit
ted suicide. at Spokane, last Sunday
afternoon, by taking large dose of
strychnine. After taking the fatal
dose, she calmly walked into the
room where her parents were sitting
and informed them of what she had
done. A physician was immedia tely
| summoned, but an hour after taking
the poison she was dead. The only
reason assigned for the act is despond.
ency. She came over from Germany
year ago, and ever since has longed
to return to the old country.
Stephen Hislop. a 19-year-old ap.
prentice on the wheat ship Edin-
burghshire. at Tacoma, was dangerous
ly wounded Sunday by the discharge
of Winchester rifle in. the hands of
one of the crew. The second mate
had been ashore hunting, and, on
returning. had given the rifle to
sailor to have it cleaned. The latter
jokingly placed the muzzle of the
weapon against young Hislop's right
shoulder and pulled the trigger. The
gun went off and the ball was sent
through the shoulder OF the appren.
tice.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

The Register OF the Land Office OF
this district may we'll exclaim Save
me from my friends!" if the Olyn,pian,
the official Republican organ, Gus in
duty bound for the patronage it re-
ceives in the way of Land Office adver-
tisements) continues its defense OF
him. Its statements are SO far from
the truth, however, as to scarcely need
denial, when it says that
"The editor of the STANDARD has q
personal grievances towards the Reg
lister, who refused to permit the said
editor to run the said Land Office or
to abuse the President of the United
States within the Land Office and in his
presence"
Anybody at all acquainted with the
parties, except the Olympiam, can see
the absurdity of such q statement
The editor OF the STANDARD has never
attempted in the least to "run the
said land Office" nor has he ever at.
tempted to "abuse the President of
the United States within the land of.
fee" He has never been in the Reg.
ister's Office but twice under its pres.
ent management, once on business
and once by invitation, and during
those times not word of politics was
uttered. The editor of the STANDARD
has too much self-respect to engage in
wordy combat with a man of the cali
Der of Jesse Murphy.
The animosity of the Register
towards the writer is based upon an
assumption that he sympathized with
Mrs. Barr, the stenogrspher OF the
Land Office, who was about to be re.
moved by the Register. The sympa.
thy extended no farther than expires.
sion OF hope that the best ability
would be employed, for the benefit oil
the public service. Mrs. Barr, whose
knowledge of the routine duties of the
Office was so perfect that she may
have at times "called the turn" on
the Register in way that was some.
what exasperating to that officer, but
we hold that prudence should have
directed that one who was able and
willing to give information so much
needed should have been retained. II
is possible, however. that there were
others who were willing to help "run
the Office" for what there was in it in
the way OF official favors.
The public will bear us out in the
assertion that the writer has never
made his personal treatment by the
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

land Office a matter OF public COM
plant, nor has there ever been the
scratch of pen sent to Washington
in protest against the diversion of the
patronage OF Democratic admins
tration to Republican newspapers.
And it is quite probable that this ar
ticle would not have been written had
not Republican knight rushed to the
rescue OF one who has earned the
right to use OF what vigor there may be
be in his lance.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

REGARDING PATENTs.-C. A. Snow
& Co., Solicitors OF Patents in Wash
ington, have lately issued a copy.
righted pamphlet entitled, "a Sum.
mary of Foreign Patent Laws, with
Information and Advice About For.
eign Patents, Giving the Cost of Same
in Various Countries" The pamphlet
10 concise aud we'll written, and con-
tains in plain statement much that
will be of interest to inventors
patentees and manufacturers. A
copy will be mailed free to anybody
addressing the above frm.'
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

WILL INCLUDE SAN FRANCISCO
General Manager Heilig. of the North
western Theatrical Association, lately
visited San Francisco with the view
of including that city in the circuit
of the association which now embraces
Portland, Astoria, Olympia, Tacoma,
Seattle and Victoria. If he cannot
lease . theater, to place it under his
control, one will be built FOR that pur.
pose, as San Francisco is regarded as
the key to the plan OF = successful
northwestern theatrical circuit.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

The other day, at the mills OF the
North Western Lumber Company, at
Hoquiam, was cut q stick 119 feet
long and % inches square. 1t wac q
beautiful piece of timber, without
knot or blemish. This is the longest
piece OF timber ever cut on Grsy's
Harbor. 1t will be used as mast for
the schooner Volunteer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

TACOMA leads in nearly everything
She has an inventor who has devised
pump which is operated by a water.
wheel that is kept in motion by por.
ton OF the water it raises, somewha,
on the principal of a man lifting him.
self by his boot-straps, you know
Won't Seattle vince through when
to keep up with progress, she is com.
PEELED to adopt this improved pump
for her new two.million.dollar water
system?
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

The sugar.coating, which makes
Ayers Pills so easy to take, dissolyes
Immediately on reaching the stomach,
and so permits the full strength and
benefit of the medicine to be promptly
communicated. Ask your druggist fos
Ayers Almanac, Just out.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

ENGLAND seems to have forgotten
all about her trouble with our govern
ment in her indignation. that EN-
peror William should have dared to
express sympathy for the Beers.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became MISC, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
State of Washington, I
County Of ThurstOn, es'

County OF IhurstOn.
Superior Court.
In the matter of the estate of W II. Burns, de-
ceased.
On reading and filing the final report of A. E.
Stewart, Administrator of said estate, prayipg an
approval thereof. and for his discharge ~ such
Administrator. Now therefore it IL ordered. that
Monday, the 80 day of February, A. D. 1896 at 10
O'Clock A. n. OF said day be, and the same hereby
Is fix ed the time for the examination of his ac-
count, and OF the several matters therein prayed
for. Let notice there Of be given by publication
for two weeks prior to said day in the WASHING.
TON STANDARD.
Dated January 16, 1895 30.
By the Court. T. NJ REED. JR.
Judge.
Dale OF first publication, Jan. Il, 1875. q
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

THE County Treasurer is now pre-
pared to take up about 50, 600 in school
warrants OF the several districts.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
The +" immigration" Convention.

1t is surmised in some quarters that
the immigration Convention held at
Seattle this week, 10 q shrewd move on
the part of the State executive to
bring together the prominent Repub-
lican politicians of the State, with q
view of agreeing upon a programme
for the approaching State campaign.
This opinion is not dispelled by the
statement that its membership is Sc
lected, or suggested. by County Com
missioners and local civic boards, for
such organizations are very generally
under Republican control. In fact it
rather adds to the astuteness displayed
in reconstruction of the party ma
chine to have its several parts con-
structed by different artisans, at differ
erent times and places, when it can
be assembled under the guidance of
such q master mind as is at its head,
in his own workshop where all his
party appliances are so firmly and
permanently" located. It was, of
course, policy that there should be q
few members of the other parties
placed upon the list, for blind, while
the secret work was going on behind
closed doors. This adds likewise to
the scenic effect when the lime.light
is turned on. If the object of the
late conclave is not as suggested, it
will be extremely difficult to discover
any other interest it is likely to sub.
serve
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

1.-THE use Of 'Castoria is so universal and
its merits 30 well known that it seems q work
OF supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
Intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTYS, d. D.,
New York City.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
WHIPPED IN.
Mckinley REPUBLICANS HAVE
TO YIELD.

Constitutes High TreasOn-VcSt
Needs No Pulling DOWN. Re-
garding His Opinion OF the SUI.
preme COurt-The "lOg Conn
bine',-Etc.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
DIR. LIEBIG g. CO.,
LIEBIG WORLDS DISPENSARY
400 GEARY STREET, SAN FIR.

DR. A. Soddad Medical Director The oldest and leading spe
casts for the treatment of Chronic Private and Special Diseases Dis
of the Nerves,
WEAKNESS OF VITAL ORGANS,
Result abuse Of Natures Laws Exe Muuy all Diseases Of the
Reproductive SUGGEST
Write for question blank and confidential book
perhaps Address
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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17
l2 ASST! !!!''|!;;;''
for Infants and Children.

"Castoria isso well adapted to children that
irecommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me" H. A. ARCHER, VI. D.,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, NY.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

CastOria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhpa, Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes al.
gestion,
Without Injurious medication.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

THE CENrArR COMPANY. II MURRAY STREET, New YORK
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-01-17

For several years l have recommended
your Castoria,' and shall always continue &c
do so as it has invariably produced beneficial.
results
EDWIN F. PARDEE, VI. D.,
125th Street and 9TH Ave, New York City.