New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-16
SOMETIMES THAT WAY.

She sat before me at the play
She was A most bewitchiDg creature.
could not see the footlghts' glare.
Nor on the stage single feature
Twas not because her hat was hlgh'
For If was small-what says the sconerF
rI,t she was so demurely fair
1 could not keep my two eyes on s ne,:
7, ,s not often that Bishop creates priest .
= an .be boards of theatre. But this TOOK
n,acs in Paris recently at the presentation IN inc
iii ~: Ct Pierre de Chaillot OF Tine NatN'y,
written by Able JOHN, curate - SAINT Haeua.u.
The able directed personally the production, VI i
NAV and Monsignor Matthew. Bishop OK Ahse.s'
wishing to show his appreciation, appointed INC
hh. canon NJ his cathedral, amid the plauoits u
the hearers
Free Expression OF Opinion-Miss Mauo-Lney
r. q, chonqes the expression of the face to chew
gum a great deal don't believe H. 10 10 ,aca ~
Her Brother-No It's irpossloie, Vm ' ,n chanee
q gum chewer tnere ISL any
Chicago Tribune.
"rhe Conpregationalist." of Boston. was eighty
wars old last Thursday and celebrated the event oy
issuing a sixty-four-page number. run OF eoou '"s'
for everybody The Congrega1loha"s'
founded in 1916 by Nathaniel Willis. and claims pr'-
orItv in the field Of religious journalism. both as
RESPECTS this country and Europe. Under It's present
MANAGEMENT 1t ranks easily among the best religious
journals Of the country
Her Constant Habit-Herbert (ashy pale)-Then
Amelia with great gentleness)-fes. heIoes,
But with your permsson' a"a ~ spent together.
will retain the ring you gave me sven n nampIe,s
my regular custom Besides. l neeo IL 10 co'"p'e''
a northumberland Tribune.
The managers Of a Detroit stove company believe
that they have learned why there Is forever rush
TO the cities to the detrment Of the country. III
is" saws Hardware" because the brains OF 80
many men ache with greatness that scene OF ex-
element is sought a means Of relief. They base
their theory upon letter received some days since.
OF which verbatim copy is here given:
February 10Th. 1896.
Dear Sir l have made a few inventions but am
TO poor to get them Patented would like TO sell
them give them to some one that can get them
Patented and then draw sirtain Persent OF the
Profet.
~ an farming now But would like to git a phase
TO work on a big factory invention shop because
am CRATE hand for brain work yours respect
fully. - -.
There is no need of taking space in the pro-
gramme to specify that long time eIapses be-
tween the first and second acts observed the
act ct0 the herOine is barehsaasS while the second
she her hat and Gloves
himself upon his knowledge of human nature. was
deeply chagrined.-(Detroit Tribune
A writer In THE Independent" tells story OF a
tramp whom he heard day abusing his servant
II thought" he said ut was time to Interfere. he
said he was an old soldier. OF the EVIL One!
asked. Yes, Of the DEVIL and II you will give mo
a quarter will come round to your prayer-meeung
in these rags and warn the young folks against
falling into strong drink, like l did You can't
have the quarter, said /; and. what's more. we
don't want any dirty rapscailions parading theH
vices at our prayer-meetings on. thats al risht'
replied the cool rascal 1 know where TO get .
decent coat and will come around III II ana ten
how was rescued from the mire by the blessed
Onl must res
cue and the good coat / couldn't contain myself
any longer / ordered the wretch of my veranda,
and when he hesitated Helped him of. Then no
stood around In the road and dared me to come
down and fight
Young woman with the big head-dress turned
around in her seat and spoke to the youth I'M
she saS III you will change your brand Of
chewns-sum I'll take on this hat I'm ge,t css 90
Tribune.
vassar College Of the comet recently discovered by
Lamp and Perrine II Is faint telescope BODY
with no tail. only faint suggestion OF one There
Is a nucleus, but not dense enough to hide star
over which It passed during the observations made
on the evening VI March 5. This comet Is becom-
ing fainter and is receding both from the sun ana
from the earth. Perrine's first comet Is now ex-
ceedingly faint. and IL only during the morn
ing hours.
A Generous Offer.-"Your money or your fe!
shouted the footpad. with more brusquerie than is
permitted In social circles where real diamonds are
worn.
Permit me-" said the gentlemanly book agent,
opening his yase TO offer you. IN lieu Of my tns,S
oOed s Of h IN
on the instament plan. Make your own terms; No
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