The herald., 1896-02-24

Stockwell he raises de bet two more chips
of de same color, and de parson he
scratches his head an allows as dat he
didn't know much bout 1t, but he'd stay TO
learn. Dey all draws tree cards aroun.'
Snyder havin' two aces ahypnotizin' an
oder, an Stockwell holdin' up two queens
en'hypnotizin' de third girl. snyder trowed
down ten worries an Stockwell he raises
him twenty more. Kingery he looks to me
an kinder move to lay down. Den he
picks up his hand an raises Stockwell's
bet just two blues. Snyder he thinks he's
athinkin' and raises ten more, an Stock
we'll he raises twenty-five on top. tells
you betwixt ourselves, dey has only thor
oughbreds in de First ward Kingery he
studies kinder like fish, an student like
piles all his wealth in de middle of de table.
Snyder den he blnks to Stockwell an
Stock he says somethin', but de weather
bein' kinder cold like near de Gila river,
courage and he jumps de game so swift
dat de train stops where dere wasn't no
place to get water. Den Snyder leaves de
table, and de parson is de king of every
ting in sight. J. see his cards and dey
flashed up two mines, a seven and tray
and one ace spot. Kingery now thinks dat
dis poker job is jest de stuff for real gen.
tlemen to be always playing. He is agoin'
to import into de Fourth ward to raise de
rest of de money needed to finish Pitman's
synag ogue.'
Grader is to give to de nine back dere
water cuttin' ordinance, barrin' his auto.
graph to de tail end of de ting to make it a
law. He was agoin' to roast Snyder an
some of de colts for havip' atwisted de tail
of de octopus widout first lettin' him on de
lay. 1 telephoned him from Phoenix on
Thursday to say nothin' an saw wood as
some of de colts might buck an hurt him
an some Of his feelin's. Teed
an Munson an some of de rest
Of de lambs as didn't go wild
ordinance III come back to us today wild
it's feathers clipped bout half off. Den
we'll pass law as will stick, an every
body'll be happy ever after.
"De colonel I'll do some tall yellin' when
he gets returned home mex week an finds
dat de only Republican paper in de city
has a published Herv. Lindley's Mason
talk In full. Dey is rumorin' it dat Herv.
had some of dem philopenas as labors
under de Eagle ginned up. an den smug-
gled his speech in cold type by mistake,
athinkin' dat de sentiments expressed was
maybe de property of de Saunterer. or
copy for anoder ad. areadin' What Aire
Five Squirms? Somebody is agoin' to lose
his job when de colonel gets through
triumph tourin, an it won't be de deputy
zanjero neither. Ef Frank RAIDER had
nbeen next he'd atalked on Saturday. De
speech would have been aprinted den
sure. 1t was his chance for lifetime, an
bein sick don't xcuse nobody for goin'
back OH hisself like dat.
"Colonel Teed an Frank Munson has
seed Fred Wood bout payin' de company's
share of de new crosswalks to an from
dere car lines. Fred says as. he'd take
de ting under advisement, an give 'em an
ans wer one year from next Fourth of
July, when de 'socation III be a-celebrat-
in, an nobody III be payin' dead horse
bills. Me an Fred is strictly live. When
it comes 10 payin' out cash for a article
which is no use to us, de banks is all
closed an Major Bonebrake is visltin' in
Honolulu.
1--WE gives anuder matinee on Main
street PAWN today. Dat play is a hot
boy, an funny as de day is long. Dis fel-
Ter John 7. Long is a cuckoo when it cones
TO bein' smoot', but dis infant amt nG
dummy when it comes to playin' de flute.
Between you an me an Perry Howard,
Munson an Teed has lots of nerve in dis
ting an dere feelin's ought to be respected.
"Here comes Governor Sheldon. l
must ask him bout Mckinley stock, of
which he controls long blocks. I'll see
youse again"