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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

During the winter OF 1898, L. NJ. Mar
ed severe cold which left him with a
coug. In speaking of how he cured it
he says: 81 used several kinds OF cough
syrup but found no relief until ] bought
a bottle of Chambcrlain's Cough Rene
dy, which relieved me almost instantly,
complete cure" When troubled with
cough or cold use this rcmcd and you
will not find it necessary to try several
kinds before you get relief. 1t has been
in the market for over twenty years and
constantly grown in favor and populari-
ty. For sale at % and scots. per bottle
by IIoon, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
800 Reward 800.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all it's stages, and that is
only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitu-
tional disease, requires Il constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
tenn, thereby destroying. the foundation
strength by building up the constitu-
ton and assisting nature in doing it's
work. The proprietors have SO much
faith in it's curative powers, that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for lany case
that it fails to cure. Send for list OF
Address, F. j. CHENEY & co,
Toledo, Ohio.
R6ymSold bY Druggists, 75c
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Mr.. W. @. Jewett has lust re

Mr.. w. G. Jewett has Just re-
ceived one of the handsomest pop
corn ball makers and peanut roast
ers, in this country. 1t is now on
exhibition in front of his lunch
rooms. 1t is the same machine
that was on exhibition at the
Worlds Fair, at Chicago.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
An AhitInYit.

This is to certify that on May 18th, 1
walked to AIelick's drug store on a pair
of crutches and bought n bottle of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm for infiamma-
tory rheumatism which had crippled me
up. After using three bottles am com
pletely cured 1 can cheerfnlly recon-
mend it.-Charles II. Wetzel. SInburyy,
Pa.
Sworn and subscribed to before me on
August 10, 1884, Walter Shipman, j. p
For sale at 50cents per bottle by Hooff,
Druggist
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
"A HOusehOld IY'esItre.

u. w. Fuller, OF Canajoharie, N, V,
says that he always keeps DR.. Kings
New Discovery in the house and his
family has always found the very best
results follow its use; that he would not
be without it, if procurable. G.. A.
Dykeman Druggist, Catski;l, n. Y, says
s P kRm the Best Ne Couch Is that
he has used it in his family for eight
years, and 1t has never failed to do all
that is claimed for it. Why not try a
remedy so long tried and tested. Trial
bottles free at Hoofl's drug store. Regu-
lar size SOC. and $l.00.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Rheumatism Cured in a Nav.

'Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and
Neuralgia radically cured in to 3days.
Its action upon the system is remarka-
BILE and mysterious. Itremoves at once
disappears The first dose greatly ben
efits; rs cents. Sold by a. @. Van Gill
der, Druggist, Point Pleasant.
march l7-lV.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

For Ohio Prohibition Conven-
ton, at Findlay, o., Agents of
Ohio Central Lines in Ohio will
sell excursion tickets at one fare
for round trip on April 2Oth-2lst,
return limit April Odd. Consult
agents.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

The negroes of Kanawha count
1900 in number; have met al
resolved that they have not had
fair show from the Republican
They favor the abolition of electie
day Doodle for them and inst&,
the bestowal of offices that last y
year round.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Read the new advertisement of
j. Friedman & Co., in to-day's
paper. This firm has now n splen-
did line of Spring goods on dis
play, and at prices as low as you
will find them anywhere.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
"NYho generally gets

"Who generally gets the last
word when one of your conven-
tions gets into an argument?"
And the lady orator looked pity
ingly at the masculine inquirer
and answered:
"There isn't any last word"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

The Ohio River Railroad has
arranged for a daily Government
weather report, and is now furnish
ing bulletin boards to all stations
along it's entire line. The one
here will be in charge of the agent
and operator at the upper depot,
although bulletins will be displayed
at the Eating House Station.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

j. w. Pierce, Republic, Ia, says: 81
have used One Minute Cough Cure in
my family and for myself, with results
so entirely satisfactory that can hard
ly find words TO express myself as to its
merit will never fail to recommend
it to others, on every occasion that pre-
sents itself" A. G.. Van Glider, and @.
w, Petty & Co., Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Arm Broken.

Willie Petty, son of DR.. ID. w.
Petty, while playing near the Kline
House last night, fell and broke
his right arm at the elbow Drs.
Barbee & Barbee, attended him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Cnr1l tn fhe pnhlIc.

We desire to say that all Caskets,
sold by us are made of hard wood,
and are so manufactured as to adj.
nit of full inspection; and whore we
sell cedar casket, we will warrant
it all Florida or Tennessee red CO.
dar, and not tho cheap, common red
wood of the Pacific coast, and which
is sometimes called red cedar, to de-
coivo intending purchasers. We
also guarantee our prices as low for
tho Same class of goods as they can
BIO furnished by any firm in tho bus
mess, none excepted, and are backed
up in this by the largest manufac.
Jurors of funeral goods in the United
States. Respectfully,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
mA1nRoADs
OHIO RIVER RAIhRoAD.
OHIO CENTRAL LINES.
LOCAL TIME CARD.
Central Standard Time.)

NORTH HOUND.
No. / arrives s % n. m.--tFlyer.)
II arrives I 08 p. M Maitland EX.)
10 arrives 80 p. M Accom.)
SOUTH BOUND.
No. 2 arrives 8 ~ p. m.-(Flyer.)
10 arrives 80 p. m,-NIail and Ex.)
30 leaves 6 10 a. me- AGONY
Train Nos. and 2 run solid between
Charleston and Toledo, with new Pull
man Drawing Room Chair Car, both
ways. Train Nos. 10 and IL run solid
Bridge. Train Nos. 10 and 20 run be.
tween Point Pleasant and Gauley Bridge.
For maps, rates, &C., and through tick.
cts to all points, call on
e. Il. HEINER, Agent.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Children Cry for
Pitchers Castorias
HOME. SEEKERS' EXCURSIONS.

April 20 and 81 ana May 4 and ., 1896,
via Ohio Central Lines,
To points South and West mt rate
of one fare for round trip, plus
$500. Stopover privileges allowed
on going trip. For further infor-
apply to any agent of Ohio
Central Lines or address
MoULToN HoUK, Ct. p. A.
Toledo, Ohio.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

All members of Point Pleasant
Lodge, No. 33, L. o. o. r., are re-
quested to assemble at their hall in
this place, on the morning of April
23d, at 1Oa. m, to make prepare
tons to go as body to Gallipolis
on that day, to assist at the dedica-
ton ceremonies of the Odd Fellows
Temple, in that city. Let no Odd
Fellow absent himself.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
e9soId by Drnggists, 90.
Rncn Trnck.

Messrs. JAS. Windon and Lew
Rayburn are building a half-mile
race track on the formers farm in
Pleasant Flats, and they say it is
going to be fine one.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

We arc now having some real
warm weather, and everybody you
meet seems to be affected with
spring fever.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castorla.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Chndren Cry for
Pitchers GastoFTa.

The Bible tells the sluggard to
go to the ant, but in these days
most of them go to the father-in-
law.
Experiments thus far with the
horseless carriage indicate that it
will not be as reliable as good
team in travelling over soft roads.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

r. L. Anthony, EX.Postmaster of
Promise City, Iowa, says: 81 bought one
bottle of Mystic Cure for Rheumatism,
and two doses OF it did me more good
than any medicine l ever took" Sold
by A. G. Van Glider, Druggist, Point
Pleasant march l7-ly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

The Gazette allows no Republi-
can to have an opinion in opposi-
ton to the views of it's editor.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
TheDetroit and Cleveland Steam

The Detroit and Cleveland Steam
Company's steamers are
now running daily Except Sun
day. between Detroit and Cleve-
land. When travelling arrange to
take advantage of these luxurious
steamers between Michigan and
Ohio. If you are contemplating
a summer outing, write A. A.
Schuntz, Ct. p. A., Detroit, Mich,
for illustrated pamphlet. which
gives full information of a trip to
Mackinac via the Coast Line.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
The Coming Question.

The parity of silver, the destiny of
man,
Catholic photogaphing, on the
bone-displaying plan,
The Cuban revolution, the African
partition,
The efforts of the woman new to
alter her condition,
All these attract attention now, but
soon they will no more,
The coming question of the hour, is
Say! What is the scorer"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

One Minute Cough Cure touches til
right spot. 1t also touches it at thS
right time it You take it when you have
a cough or cold. See the point? Then
don't cough. a. @. Van Glider and O.
w. Petty & Co., Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
BucKic,.'s ITI,ic0 SoIve.

Tho best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect sntisfac-
ton or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by Ct. w. NJ. Hoof.
Janl-96-ly
The Odd Follows Temple at
Gallipolis, will be dedicated April
23d. Point Pleasant Lodge will
take part in the ceremonies.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Children Cry for
Pitchers Castoria.

This nice weather brings out the
street corner loofers in great shape.
The soda fountain will soon be-
gin to "siz."
Ice cream parlors will soon be in
full blast.
Safeguarding eyes are always to
be distrusted.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

While emigrants from near
all parts of the world stream in
the United States, it is an almc
invariable rule that emigrants fro
this country are dissatisfied al
return in a few years. Colonies
Americans have been tried in B1
I'll, and Mexico, but the result
always the same.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

An old gentleman named Chand-
Ter, died at his home back of Glen
wood, yesterday. He was afflicted
with dropsey.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

All our people are interested in
the development of oil in this
county, and all should lend help
ing hand to secure it's development.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Putnam County Republicans
will hold their convention next
Saturday to select delegates TO the
judicial Convention
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Judge Thos. II. Harvey, of the
Cabell county judicial circuit, is a
candidate for reelection. This
takes him out of the Congressional
race
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

1t will be an agreeable surprise to per-
sons subject TO attacks of bilious collie to
taking Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. In many in
stances the attack may be prevented by
taking this remedy as soon as the first
symptoms OF the disease appear. 25 and
so cent bottles for sale by HooH, Drug
uist
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

They favor the abolition OF elect1d
day Doodle for them and instSd
the bestowal of offices that last
year round.
One Minute Cough Cure touches IL
right spot. 1t also touches it at thin
right time ii You take it when you have,
a cough or cold. See the point? Then
don't cough. "A. @. Van Glider and O.
w. Petty q Co., Hartford.
An old gentleman named Chond-
Ter, died at his home back of Glen
wood, yesterday. He was afflicted
with dropsey.
The roads are becoming passa-
bic and everybody is taking advan-
tage of it.
1t not only is so, it must be so. One
Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and
that's what makes it CO. A. O.. Van
Glider, and O. w. Petty & CO., Hartford.
VIM. H. Chapman, of Ambrosia,
has been allowed supplemental
pension.
mere is no subject 'ha' sho"la I
ocoupy more Oh inc a''ehIlon Oh
and streets.
A high liver With n torpid liver will
not be long liver. Correct the liver
with DcWitt's Little Early Risers, little
pills that cure dyspepsia and constipa-
ton. a. @. Van Glider and G. w. Pet
" " co.. hartford.
BIRTHS TO Mr.. w. w. Lee and
wife, Henderson, Tuesday morning,
April l4th,- daughter.
TO Mr.. Dan Harmon and wife,
tuesday afternoon, April l4th,-
n daughter.
OuicL in effect heals and leaves
ooor RnrninT col, sLin ar,,nt;oms
GnirlIv cnrnd 'bv DeVittsSs Hazel Soivn
Applied to burns. scnlds old sores II is
H"gioS Van G GeGt H1%Sys P cures ptIes
Hartford.
Wbv don't tLo civ council com
comnel tho woetarn Upiop IN
remove the OLD burnt poles, and
the decayed poles IRON the Streets
and replace them with new ones.
Soothing, healing, cleansing, De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve is the enemy
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

B. g. q. IL. R.
on and after March 18th, 1895, trains win
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

The roads are becoming passa-
bic and everybody is taking advan-
tage of it,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Thcrc is considerable activity
among oil men, to lease territory.
During the summer several wells
will be going down in the county
at different points.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Don't invite disappointment by ex-
perimenting. Depend upon One Min
ute Cough Cure and you have immcdi-
harmless remedy that produces imme-
date results. 4. @. Van Glider, G. w.
Petty IL Co., Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Nat Bryan says business
Point Pleasant has been better Il
past three months than any fI
months lastyear.- Gallipolis JolI
nal.
That is the way to say it, N
Bryan, always speak good wo
for your town, where ever you d
at. Let others emulate his 4
ample.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

The trial of John B. Lindsey for
murder is now going on at Pome-
roy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Eyes with long, sharp corners
indicate great discernment and
penetration.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

|, When an editor gets mad, dis
cussing an important question, it
shows he is whipped in argument
Mr.. Tillman seems to be cutting
a pretty wide swath in his tour
through the West. The people
flock to hear him. And he talks.
"What is critic" "He is a
man who rips things to pieces with
out knowing how to put them to-
getller again"
3 Dtd You EUe1'
Try Electric Bitters as remedy for your
troubles? If not, get a bottle now and
get relief. This medicine has been found
cure OF all Female Complaints, eXerting
wonderful direct influence in giving
strength and tone to the organs. If you
have loss of appetite, constipation, head
ache, fainting spells, or are nervous,
slcepless. excitable, melancholy or troub
the medicine you need. Health and
strength are guaranteed by it's use
Fifty cents at $l.00 at HOOifs Drug
store.
The Ravenswood News, will APP
pear shortly in new dress of type,
and be otherwise improved. Bro.
McGlothlin is to be congratulated
on the prosperity of the News.
A change of venue in the John
B. Lindsey murder case has been
secured, and it now goes from
Meigs county to Gallia county.
"Give me a liver regulator and can
regulate the world" said q genius. The
druggist handed him bottle of De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills. A. @. Van Glider, and O. w.
Petty & Co., Hartford.
Counterfeit silver % cent pieces
are in circulation in some of our
neighboring counties. Keep a
lookout for them. 1t issaid they
are easily detected.
Putnam County Republicans
will hold fboi, convention novt
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
American Farmers Onght to Profit by IT

Australia will not, from present
indications, export any wheat to
England this year. On the con-
trary the latest reports are to tho
effect that the Australian col
onies will have to import a good
deal to make up the shortage at
home. The Argentine crop is also
said to be short These two coun-
tries furnish England about TWEEN
ty-fve per cent. of her foreign
wheat. In view of these facts the
metropolitan dailies are discussing
the possibility of dollar wheat
once more for the farmers of this
country.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Furniture and Undertaking, Point
Pleasant. may 20 tt
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

VIM. Fl. Chapman, of Ambrosia,
has been allowed supplemental
pension.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

1t not only is SO, it must be so. One
Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and
that's what makes it go. A. @. Van
Glider, and O. w. Petty & Co., Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Richie county claims the oldet
person in the State, in Mr.. Samu'
Calhoun, who it is said is 116 yea
old. He was born in Taylorcou
ty, near Prnntytown.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

We direct attention to the an
nouucemcnt of Mr.. II. f. Donnally,
as Republican candidate for nom
ination for County Clerk. Mr..
Donnally is good citizen, and a
good business man, the only OBJ
lection we have to him is his poll
tics, otherwise we have the highest
appreciation for Mr.. Donnally, and
if he should happen TO defeat Col.
Smith, which will be hard thing
for him to do, we know of no Re
publican who would be more ac-
ceptable than Mr.. Donnally. If
he and Col. Smith are opposing
candidates for this Office, the peo-
pie can rest assured that the cam
paign so far as these honorable
gentlemen are concerned will be
free from mud-slinging, and will
be clean and decent campaign.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

There is no subject that should
occupy more of the attention of
the people than that of good roads
and streets.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Why don't the city council com
compel the Western Union to
remove the old burnt poles, and
the decayed poles from the streets,
and replace them with new ones.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

If we had about dozen or two
manufacturing establishments, the
smoke curling up from their stacks,
would draw attention to the town,
and would soon make Point Pleas
ant an important city. Our peo-
pie can make it SO, if they will.
BE progressive.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

a high liver with a torpid liver will
not be long liver. Correct the liver
with DeWitts Little Early Risers, little
pills that cure dyspepsia and constipa-
ton. a. @. Van Glider and @. w. Pet
ty & Co., Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Soothing, healing, cleansing, De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve is the enemy
TO sores, wounds and piles, which it
never fails to cure. Stop itching and
burning. Cures Snapped lips old sores
in two or three hours. a. @. Van Gil
der, and @. w. Petty & Co., Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

The Supreme Court sitting in
Charleston has adjourned until
Friday, May LIST, 1896.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

Quick in effect, heals and leaves no
scar. Burning, scaly skin eruptions
quickly cured by DeWitts's Hazel Salve.
Applied to burns, scalds, old sores, it is
magical in effect. Always cures piles.
Hartford.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

BIRTHS To Mr.. w. w. Leo and
wife, Henderson, Tuesday morning,
April 14th,- daughter,
TO Mr.. Dan Harmon and wife,
Tuesday afternoon, April 14th, -
Il daughter.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22
Castoria.

oop1xr. n MURRAY s1nEEF. NEW YonK CRY
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1896-04-22

"What is a critic" Gle is a
man who rips things to pieces with
out knowing how to put them to-
getller again"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1896-09-19
Diagnosis by Telephone.

The bcneticent uses of the telephone
are not as yet fully understood. Tho
other morning young Smythe awoke
about s o'clock with an e~xcruciating
pain in his stomach. The more he
squirmed the worse he grew. Finally
the terrible thought flashed upon him
that he had been poisoned. In a mo-
ment he dashed out of bed. down stairs
to the telephone and demanded to be
switched ON to his physicians number
without delay.
"For Heavens sake, Doctor, come al
once! I'm %poisoncd!"
The NJ. d., who had also crawled out
of bed 10 answer the summons. growl-
ed lack, what makes you think SOP"
"Frightful pain-awful cramps-in-
sides on tirc-hurry up, or I'm a dead
mani"
"Humph! Does-cr-does your sto,n-
ach make any noisep"
"Yes; kinder growls-must be arsenic,
or something"
"Growls, ehp just put the 'phone
against the pit of the stomanch. All! 1
thought so-you'vc been to the French
Hospital fetc this evening. haven't
youp"
"Yes. sir"
Exactly. You're suffering from a
general fermentation of lemonade, crab
salad, fruit cake. picked oysters and
Roman punch. You're all right. Just
take n little peppermint and ginger,
then go to bed and grin it through
San francisco ELamiucr.