The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1896-11-11
The orator the air makcs blue,

He's wrong, all rlght"-New YORK
Sun.
Jonesy-How is Mugler betting on
the election? Smitty-With his mouth
-Roxbury Gazette.
He-It takes three generations TO
make gentleman. She-And six fig.
ures.-Indianapolis journal.
He-My life without you will be q
lonely one. The Heiress-But think
how busy you will have to be!--Life.
The Doctor-It's twins sir. Young
Husband-I might have known It; It's
cheaply as one.-Puck.
Away with your bicycle "built for two,
Though of yore It had room plenty;
But now, in this hustling day we view
A bicycle built for twenty.
Washington Star.
First Shade-Where is st. Peter to-
day? Second Shade-Sh! He's try
ing to make wheel out of n couple of
halos, and they won't stay filed with
air.-Puck.
Alice-I heard something about you,
today. Maud-Yes; this new lining
they are using in dresses makes a
frightful noise, doesn't it?-Yonkers
] Statesman.
Observation-Disclosures you knocked
| speechless when you collided with
that stone? Bloomer-No; but my
wheel was knocked spnkeless.- Norris
town Herald.
Jablin-Jaggins called you monkey.
How can you stand that? Dilbey-What
would you advise me to do about iti
Jablin-Make him prove it, Cf COURSE
RoXbury Gazette.
Miss Yam isn't at all musical"
"How do you know?' II offered to
sing oh, promise me- last night, and
she said she'd promise me anything II
/ ouldn't."-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Miss Keedlck-What an awful talker
Mr.. Gilley is, and how little he says
when he speaks. Miss Kittish-The
poor fellow is troubled with an lmpedl.
ment in his thoughts.-New York
World.
Kitson-A foolish New York artist
has just married an Indian who posed
for several of her pictures. Thatcher
Well, ! suppose she was looking for n
model husbarL.-Philadelph North
American.
How did you dare tell father that
you have prospect of n hundred thou.
sand dollars year?" she asked
"Why," he answered in righteous in.
dignation, 81 have if l marry you
Washington Star.
He-Your affection seems to have
cooled with the weather. She-That Is
the point exactly. You know that n
summer Irritation carried over into the
fall is liable to become chronlc.-In.
dlanapolis Journal.
The frost doth now adorn each forest tree
With glorious robes OF gorgeous-tintcd
hues;
And a hero at the country school is he
Who holds out longest ere he puts or
shoes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Frankstown (admiringly)-How |
fresh you look this morning, Miss
tests the young man)-How fresh you |
talk this morning, Mr., Frankstown.-
Pittsburg Chronicle.
Ruling passion; Sympathizer Ito pros
trate bicycllst)-Any serious damage
from the accident? Fallen bicyclist |
feebly)-I don't know yet. I have
have-haven't looked at my wheel
Qaints away).-Life.
1t is talk wasted for an unmarried |
woman to boast of her economy to an
man. A man never appreci.
ates economy in n woman until after
he has married woman who doesn't
practice it.-Atchlson Globe.
"Greymalr's wife Brought him home
a suit of clothes, but l understand he
mustered up the courage to tell her that
he had made up his mind to change It,"
did he change it?" "Oh, yes; he chang
ed his mind."-Cinclnnati Enquirer.
"How did you get in there, in the
first placer" asked the rescuers, who
had pulled Mr.. KeTigan from the
canal. BE way av the top said Mr.
to throw him in again.-Clncinnati En-
quircr.
Winks-It must be fine to be able to
write things in shorthand, so that no.
body can read what you have written.
that's so. It's my secret.
l can't read II myself. when
the notes are six months old.-Somer-
Vile Journal.
"What would you say to a good,
steady job of work." asked the kind
"What would ! say to job
of work." repeated Perry Patcttic;
'missus, it would be impossible for
me to repeat to a lady what | would
say to it."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Spooner-Charles, do you think
you would ever marry again? Mr..
spooner-What, after having lived with
you for ten years! Never! Mrs Spoon
n says she would give something hand
'ome to know just what he meant by ,
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