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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-01-22
RESOLUTIONS OF THANKS.

'Busied with the body polite, I"
writes an Arkansas editor, Il neglected
nv own. till malaria swamped me, al
ternately chilling and consuming.
had more headaches than a barrel of
Jersey lightning. An old medical friend
advised DR.. Pieree's Golden Medical
Discovery, and it cured me. Then there
was a ratification meeting UP at our
house-resolutions of thanks to Dr.
Pierce and my medical friend were
unanimously adopted. Both of them
can always have best position in this
paper. next to reading matter" The
medicine cures and expels ague and
niasrnatic diseases by rousing the tor
pid liver to activity. 1t purifies the
blood, so surely and certainly that,
once used, it is always in favor
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ONLY GOT $4,000.

ST. LOUIS. Jan. CIV. H. Winstock,
formerly cashier of the Exchange bank
of Sturgeon, Boone county. No. was
arrested yesterday at Judge &
Dolphs druge store where he was en-
ployed as clerk. on a capias charging
him with embezzling $500. Winstoek
was indicted last November, but Judge
Hockaday, of the Boone county cir
cult court, did not issue the capias
until three days ago. The prisoner,
who was taken to Columbia, the coun-
ty seat of Boone county, said that he
never drank or gambled. and that the
money went to pay his living ex-
penses. He said he was only paid SO, 600
a year salary and out of that he had
to hire a clerk.
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New York, Jan. 21.-The Evening Posts
London financial cablegram This was the
idlest day the stock market has known
for months. The tone was rather dull
until the close. when inquiry in Americans
on support from New York infused a Ian
guild interest into the other markets
Conditions are entirely in favor OF sreat
political situation is so uncertain that
bear and bull operators alike are afraid
to act. Kafirs were dull. Braz1ls were
The paris bourse has been dull but
closed firm. Berlin was dull.
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CONCERT AT THE FORT.

Following is the programme for the
concert to be given by the Sixteenth
infantry band at 1880 this evening:
Star SpangIed Banner.
Overture. Mons Chouf1eui" .Offenbach
Selection "Freischuetz' c. NJ. V. Weber
ORCHESTRAL.
Waltz. "Mississippi Waves" Godfrey
Medley. :. plantation Echoes Ross
Gavotte. Martha Washington"
............ ....!......-- --Aronson
March, umoristque Observation-Disclosures.
1.-The Jolly Coppersmith" .... Peter
Hail Columbia"
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A RIGHTEOUS JUDGE.

COLUMBUS, O., Jan 21.-The first
decision in Ohio in the lower courts on
the Hard law, which taxes foreign cor
porations doing business in Ohio One-
tenth of one per cent ON their capital
stock, is that the law is constitutional
So decided Judge Pugh yesterday.
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WAS A MORE
CHEERFUL TEMPER
Condition of Affairs on Wall
Street Yesterday.
THE SPASMODIC BURSTS.
ATTACK ON INDUSTRIALS EFFECTS
DECLINES.

Bond Market Operations on De-
creased scaIe-Government De-
cidedIy Lower in the Bid Quota
lions, Especially For the New
Coupon 4's-Western live Stock
QuotatiOns-Silver and Lead Quiet
day Will Probably Be Nominal.
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CHICAGO LIVE crnrn

Chicago. Jan. 21-CATTLE-There was
fair Tuesday market the general de-
mand being good while the light sup
ply prevented any decline in prices for
natives. Export steers sold at 4GGa4.5O
and a good many dressed beef cattle are
going al 5.75Q3.95. Cows, 9OQS.25; calves,
30006.00.
HOGS-Common to prime grades 800
@42O
SHEEP-The light supply served to
cause stronger feeling Common to
choice native sheep, .2.5Gl13. 80; western,
S.20Q3.75; lambs, 3.50Q475
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Wife-Here's an account of man
who shot himself rather than suffer
the pangs of indigestion. Husband
The fool Why didn't he take De
Wits Little Early Risers? 1 used to
suffer as bad as he did before 1 com
menced taking these little pills. For
sale by all druggists. Nelden-Judson,
wholesale dealers
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OMAHA LIVE STOCK

Omaha, Jan. 21.-CATTLE-Re Receipts.
1.50e. Market steady; native beef steers,
2.25Q4.50: western steers, 275d9. so; COWS
and heifers. 2.40G3.25; stockers and feed
ers. 2.S0Q3.70; calves 3.OOQ3.25.
HOGS-Receipts, $500. Market SC.
mixed, 3,90a3.97; lights, 39OQ43O: bulk of
sales. 3.2564.OO
SHEEP Receipts. $50. Market strong
and active: fair to choice natives, 2.5G3
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Kansas City. jan 21-CATTLELRe-
ceipts. 5000; shipments. HOO. Market
steady to strong; beef steers. S.25@4 %;
natives COWS, 1.5O@9.2O; stockers and feed
ers, 2.4O@S.7O; bulls, 1.5O@39O.
HOGS-Receipts, 14,4OO; shipments 300.
Bulk of sales. 3.9OQ4OO; heavies, $500
400; lights 9.SOa3.89; pigs, S.75Q39O
SHEEP-Receipts, 1,6OO; shipments,
1000. Market steady; lambs, 3.9O64 40;
mutton. 2.5O626O
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If THE LEGISLATURE PERMITS

Denver News: The Rio Grande
Western will do a large amount Of
construction work in Utah this year,
and extend it's Thistle branch to Marys-
vale, a distance Of forty-four miles.
The surveyors are already at work
and the material on hand.
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TILE co1INrRY,s CASH.

Washington, Jan. 21.-Todays statement
of the condition of the treasury shows an
available cash balance of SLIT, 545 695.
Gold reserve, $53, q, go.
Gold bars to the amount of S1,6O0, 600
have been ordered at the assay office for
shipment on account of the shipments
to go tomorrow
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TIvEBPOoT, WHEAT.

Liverpool, Jan. 21-WHEAT-Spot firm,
demand moderate. No. red winter os-
Cd: No. red spring stocks exhausted;
No. hard Manitoba, IS 51zd.; No. 1 Cali
fornia 5s al. Futures opened firm, closed
quiet, Ad.@1ad higher; January 5s. pa;
February. 5s 3D.; March. IS. Sid, April,
IS. 6a4d May. 5s. Sgd; June, 5s. Sgd
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BOSTON WOOL.

Boston. Jan. 21.-The sales of wool are
quiet but prices are maintained. The
fleece woods maintain Strong tone. Ter
ritory woods are quiet and Australian
tana fine medium and fine 11014; secured
price, 3663S; Utah, Wyoming, etc, fine
medium and fine. 1O013; secured price,
34d36.
California wools-Northern spring, Ito
10: secured price. 33036; middle county
spring, lob; secured price, 92@39
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NEW YORK GENERAL MARKET

New York, Jan. N.-FLOUR-Receipt
$4,000; exports. 25.5OO barrels. More active
and generally steady with winter wheat
brands held firmly. City mill patents, 41O
a4.35; winter patents, S.65@3.75.
WHEAT-Exports, 2S2, GOO; spot firm; No.
2 red, 7112; No. 1 hard, 72A
Options opened easier under foreign
selling and scalping sales; rallied on
clearances, good outside bidding and COW
erings, but was weakened later by lower
cables and general liquidation, closing
heavy at 1sC13s net loss; No. 2 red January
692tp7O; closed 6924; May, 6S1ad691s; closed
6S1a.
WOOL-Steady.
HOPS-Dull.
PETROLEUM-Quiet; United closed /. 40
bid.
COFFEE-Options opened barely steady
at 5Q1O points decline; closed steady at
561O points net decline; sales 1880 bags.
January, 1880; March, 1910. Spot coffee,
dull; No. Z, IA. Mild, dull. Cordova, 11Q18.
SUGAR-Raw, firm; refined, dull.
COPPER-Dull; brokers' price, 9S712; ex-
change, 9.75@9S5.
SILVER-67.
LEAD-steady; brokers' price 200; ex-
change, 3.0003.05.
TIN-Steady; straits, 13.O5@13.1O; plates,
dull.
SPELTER-Dull.
CHICAGO GENERAL MARKET.
an" Leading futures werr IN roIic -fAs
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San Francisco. Jan. 21-WHEAT-
stronger Dec. 1872; May, Ill. Cleared,
1929 centals wheat.
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GREETED WITH APPLAUSE.

Mr.. Brown was greeted with deafen-
ing applause the moment his face an
peared in the doorway. He was es-
cOrted to the platform, where he shook
hands with his newly formed col
league. while Chairman Bolitho in
formed the speaker that the committee
had discharged its duty and the mem
bers received their discharge Speaker
Denny, addressing the house, then
said: Gentlemen. have the pleasure
of introducing to you Mr.. Arthur
Brown. Ole Of tie first United Stl:es
senators of Utah"
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THE WESTERN STAYS OUT.
DECLINES TO JOIN WITH THE
PASSENGER ASSOCIATION.

Another Meeting May Re Held To-
day-The Utah Road Demands
COncessiOns-What the G. Il. r.
Wants.
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FoprIcN rINANcEs

$50: fair to choice westerns, 2.25QS. %;
common and stock sheep, 2OOQ3.OO
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worthy of note. When Harry Cushing
voted for Frank ]. Cannon and Judge
Bennett a hiss arose that was audible
through the house but that gentleman
showed his critics that he had the
courage of his convictions and how
little he cared for the opinion of the
spectators By leaving his seat to shake
hands with Morrill,, the only other
member who refused to abide by the
caucus. Morrill, cast his vote for
Frank ]. Cannon and Judge c. c.
Goodwin. 1t was not difficult to de-
termine who were the first and second
choices of the electors It was plainly
discerned in the manner in which they
cast their ballots. AS each name was
called the gentleman would rise and in
declaring himself would name his
favorite first
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FRANK WAS ON HAND.

1t was not necessary for the COM
mittee to go for Mr.. Cannon as he was
already in the room, but some minutes
elapsed before Mr.. Brown arrived dur
ing which an informal recess was
taken. In the meantime Mr. Cannon
was invited to the platform and intro
duced to the gathering The hearty
applause which greeted both himself
and Mr.. Brown when he came later.
must have been gratifying to their
souls, for it was only measured by
the capacity of The room. the
capacity of the lungs to cheer and the
hands to applaud. Mr.. Cannon bowed
for some minutes in recognition off the
reception accorded him. then took
seat beside the speaker and a moment
later his colleague to be was ushered
II,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-01-22

DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Awarded Gold Medal Miiwinter Fair. Sar Francisco.
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REAL sEALsKIN NECK BoAs.
Value $40, for $3.45, at F. Auerbach 6
3rOs
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San FRANCrSCn WHEAr

616
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Gas 81 quotatlons were as foIIows:
WHEAT-Spring No 2, SSH. No. 2
spring, 5S1k@59A; No. 2 red, 6S1s@6SN.
CORNING. 2, 1854.
No. 8 white, 19020A.
RYE-No. 2, SO.
BARLEY-No. 2, nominal; No. 3, f. o.
b., 24Q36; No. 4, f. o. b., 23@26.
FLAX SEEDING 1, Sly
TIMOTHY-Prime Seed. 365
MESS PORK-Per barrel 10. 271b6D1O. 371b
LARD-Per 100 pounds. 5.721k@5. rs.
SHORT RIBS-Sides Qoose), 5.O505. 10.
SHOULDERS-Dry sailed (boxed), 1850
SHORT CLEAR sIDEs-Boxed, 5.s71L
$3.50. ~
WHIsKY-Distillers finished goods per
gallon. 122
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4SoulI W do diilOuHCeu DIS lOllONS dlIeT
a wild cheer had subsidized:
Frank J. Cannon. Observation-Disclosures. 81
arthur Brown ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 20
Joseph i. RaWlins. .................. IA
moses thatcher OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. IA
. w Bennett OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. /
c. c. Goodwin Observation-Disclosures. 1
The speaker declared that Messrs
Cannon and Brown had received a ma
jority Of all the votes of the house
Another hearty demonstration was in
dulged in after which Bolitho of Sewer
moved the appointment of a committee
of three to escort the Favored ones be-
fore the house. 1t was suggested that
the sergeant-at-arms be added to the
committee to compel attendance but
the speaker laconically remarked that
he didn't think any compulsion would
be necessary. He appointed Messrs
Bolitho and Critchlow from the Re
publican side and paid an unusual
courtesy to the Democrats by making
Nebeker Of Rich the third member of
the committee.
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NEW YORK MINING STOCKS
New York Ian 81
SAN rRAEcIsco MININa.

San Francisco. Jan 81 The official closing
quotations for mining stocks TODAY were as
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THE RESULT.

When the balloting was finished the
result was announced as follows after
wild cheer had subsidized:
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CHICAGO GENERAL MARKET.
7'he leading futures werr tn folIr~As
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GOLD IN THE UNITED STATES.

The treasury gold reserve has reached
a total Of $lN. 2RN& There are no in
dioatons that It will suffer depletion for
some time to ome
A resent report prepared by the comp
troller 81 the currency shows that %l
national banks have on hand S&sN.WO
in gold and N&l2IOM in silver.
New York leads the cities and Chi
cage comes second, having more than
twice as much sold As Philadelphia and
twice and a half as much As Boston.
The total Of gold in the Chicago national
banks is more than fifteen millions and
a half, and they contain S,SS4,cN silvTr.
II the present congress would b. 50
good as to adjourn the sold and silver
in the banks OF the country could be put
nto snorgy. \ dread OF they know not
what makes bankers reluctant TO take
risks. The dread will disappear as the
free silver contingent DISAPPEARS from
Washington,
The trend OF national opinion toward
the gold standard is rapidly and stead
tasty carrying the conventions all over
the country. who's platforms grow
clearer and more forcihle As national
convention time approaches.
The days OF unsound monty agitation
In the United States are drawing to a
close.
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license In addition to that issued by the
United stacts. or any other regulation
which will impede such pilots IN ,he
p-erforomauce OF the duties required by
the law, that no pilot charges shall bH
levied by any such authority upon any
vessel piloted as provided by law, or
u any vessel " the United States
employed In the coastwiso trade. being
lowed into or out OF amy port W the
United States by a steam vessel under
command Of a pilot licensed Tor such port
under the laws " the United states, and
that in no case shall the Ice charSed for
the pilotage of any vessel exceed the
customary or legally established rates
In the state where the Same is performed.
Nothing in the bill. however, Is TO be
construed as ~annuling cr o6ccting any
state requiring vessels entering or leav-
ing a port in such state, other than
coastwise vessels, TO take a pilot duly
licensed or authorized by the laws o,
such state
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PAT IN \ ~wATELPIPr.
Buffalo Courier.

Buffalo Courier.
Weird, large -reaturcs which arc
neither fish. seat, nor bird, i'c t'Gin-
Mug TO appeal - h1ie win loJk Jpcn
the water when f. sti--et1 Itself Alright.
O,ie of these ,loRgcl 4 tap in the Office
Of Charles 3. hill Thurs1ly in'rning,
when the janitrcss essayed 10 draw some
water. At irst the water would not
run. Then something popped out which
proved, on examination. to be a huge bat.
whose outstretched wings measured l2E
inches from tip 10 tip. Its mouse like
body was three inches long. The janit-
ress was nearly thrown into Mysteries
by the uncanny appearance Of the OBJ
ject. The bat showed no signs Of life.
1t is not known whether It was forced
through the pipe by the pressure Of the
water or whether 1t had worked its body
into the tap to quench it's thirst, as bet
ter opportunities are not always open
for bats 70 get a drink in an office
building.
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A subcommittee Of the house com
merce committee. which has been en-
gagged upon a bill relative 70 the Mica
ragua canal, has agreed upon a measure
providing for a reorganization Of the
Maritime Canal Company, under which
the p is permitted 70 issue bonds
TO the amount Of Sl0O,OJ),00J, Of which
s7,OOO.OOO are to be held by the company
10 reimburse it for the moneys actually
expended in Nicaragua for their fran
chIse. The bonds are tc pay Interest at
2 per cent, are to be guaranteed by the
United States, and are TO be redeemed
at the pleasure Of the government. In
return for its guarantee OF the bonds
the. government is TO receive stock Of the
. to an amount equal to the
bonds issued. To the Nicaraguan gov
ernment 100000 of stock is to be Issued,
and the government Of Costa RIGA $780,
g0 worth. Provision is made for a board
of fifteen directors, OF whom ten are TO
be named by the United States, three
by the company, and one each by Mica
ragUa and Costa Rica. The canal is TO
be built by three engineers of the United
States army.
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THE OLD MISSOURI HOME,

THERE'S a dream OF old Missouri,
And a kind of longing comes
For the pastures and the meadows,
Where the bee in clover huns
With the pickaninnies Wadlng
Through the moist and sandy gloam,
Comes that lingering kind OF longing
For the old Missouri home
Comes that dreamy. tender feeling
For the woods. the hills. AMI grass,
And a sort Of fervent wishing
For the days that nov are past
With a thought OF swamp and river.
Where the cattle love to roam,
Comes that lingering kind Of longing
For the old Missouri home.
And the turkey coming, calling
Through the wilderness Of brown.
Where the coon and possums' hiding,
And the leaves ONE falling down:
And a-listening TO the banjo
AS l sit there in the gtoam,
Comes that lingering kind OF longing
For the old Missouri home.
ROBERT EMMETT MULLEN
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Little has been heard for some tint
past Of the proposition to repeal the COM
pulsory pilotage laws, but the PROPOSE
ton has come to the front again as the
result Of a report Of the house committee
on merchant marine and fisheries, sub
mitted this week. This report recon-
mends the enactment of a bill providing
that no state or municipal government
shall impose upon pilots Of vessels any
obligation to procure a state or other
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rIFE d

James l.. Francs. Alderman. ChicaSo,
says: II regard pr. Kings New pIScov-
cry as an ideal pandce0 Tor coughs, colds
and lung cOmplaintS having used II
In my family for the last 1--we yelrS, ~
the exclusion % physciaa's prescriptions
Or other preparations"
Rev. John Burgus. KeoEuk. Iowa,
writes: II have been a miuistvr OF
the Methodist E4asoPal ohurch for -
years or more. and have never found my
thing so eenenciaL or that gave me such
speedy relief as Or. Kings New piscov-
cry" Try this ideal cough remedy now.
Trial bctdes FREE at Charles Rogers
drug ore.
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An communications intended for publ
cation should be directed to the editor
Business communications Of all kinds
and remittances must be addressed TO
The Historian.
The Historian guarantees to its sub
scrthers the largest circulation OF any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
Advertising rates can be had on appli-
cation to the business manager.
The Weekly Astorian. the second oldest
weekly In the state Of Oregon. has, next
10 the Portland oregonian. the largest
weekly circulation in the state.
Jno. F. Handley & Co are our Port
land agents, and copies OF the Astorian
can he had every morning at their stand
ia Third street
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IT MAY DO AS MUCH FOR YOU.

Mr.. Fred Miller. Of Irving. IN, writes
that he had a severe kidney trouble FOR
many years, with severe pains In his
back and also rhat his bladder was
affected He tried many so-called KID
Dey cures. but without any good result.
About a year ago he began the use OF
Electric BFtters and found relief at once.
Electric Bitters Is especially adapted 10
the cure Of all kidney and liver troubles
and often gives almost instant relief.
one trial viii prove our statesmen. Price
only Soc for large bottle. AT Chas.
Rogers drug store.
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EXTENDED

do unto others as you would have
others do unto YOU" is sympathetically
shown IN the following lines, the pre-
sumption being that sympathy Is bora
or akin to pain or sorrow:
"Gentlemen PLEASE send Krause's
Headache Capsules as follows: Two
boxes to Flora Seay, Havana, N. Oak.
Two boxes 10 Lille Wilcox. BroOkland,
N. Oak. / have always been a great
sufferer from headache and your Cap
sules are the only thing that relieves
me-" Yours very truly,
FLORA SEAY,
Havana, N. Oak.
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria, Or,
sole agent.
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Mr.. Hardtack-What " want Is a
night Waterman that will watch, Alert
and on the Qui vive Tor the slightest
noise or indication OF burglary. Some
body that Fan sleep with one eye Ond
both ears open and not afraid 20 tackle
anything. Sees Nose Jackson Vtrcmul'
ously)-l see. boss, I'll send NAH wife
around.-ludge.
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Many Remarkable Cures

Tho objections urged against lndio In
the past by tho large numbers who
otherwise would have boon glad to take
advantage OF It's beneficial climate. has
been a lack OF suitable accommodation,
The Southern Pacific Company tskea
pleasure In announcing that several
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"A fellow always feels satisfied with
himself after having taken a little game, ="
said the fellow coming out Of the restau-
rant. We'll. 1t all depends on what
kind OF game he's been taking in re-
piled his friend. who had been at the
poker club.-Yonkers Statesman.
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Ferry-pid you ever reflect on how
much a coppcr can buy Hargrcaves-
Do you mean a cent or a policeman
"A cent, OF course" Well. | wanted
to know because l was under the I'M
preston that policemen did not have "a
buy anything "-Cncinanti Enquirer.
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STEAMERS
Telephone & Bailey Gatzert.

Telephone" leaves Astoria at I .. m,
daily Except Sunday.
Leaves Portland at I =. m daily. eI-
cept Sunday.
Bailey Gatzert" leaves Astoria Tues
day. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday and
Saturday morning at 6:t5 u, m; Sunday
evening at I ?. IN.
leaves Portland daily at 5 p m. az
cept Sunday. on saturday At II p. m.
WALLACE MAuZERY.
Agent.
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Did your new play a v l long RUM"
asked the managers friend No" he
replied. as a PARKWAY. anxious look
crept into his eyes, the play dIdn't have
a long run, but the company did a.
Washington Star.
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after Meals
They Lack Life

There are twines sold TO fishermen
on the Columbia river that stand In
ne same relationship to Marshall's
irvine as u wooden image does 20 the
human bcing-they lack st~rcngth-ufs
-evenncss-an lasting qualities. Don't
tool yourself into the belief that other
twines besides M~arhal's will do Just
az we'll" They won't. They cannot.