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The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
Mrs. Meswat,s nusband's suggestion.

"The Woman's club is going to dis
cuss parliamentary law tomorrow even
ing, Billiger," remarked Mrs. McSwat,
"and don't think 1 shall go. don't
take any interest in it."
Parliamentary law, Lobelia." said
Mr.. McSwat magisterially. sis some
thing you can't know too much about.
You ought to familiarize yourself thor
oughly with its usages. a clear under
standing Of parliamentary law" no
went on, warming with his subject,
"would be useful in all tho relations Of
life. If were asked to name one thing.
Lobelia, that is calculated to add self
reliance to character, assist in solving
the problems that arise from day TO day,
and mako the burden of life less'-
Snow, what is tho use Of your going
on like that, Billiger?" interrupted Mrs.
McSwat.. "What good would it do me
to study parliamentary law, I'd like to
known"
"You would learn not to talk when
you are not in order" replied Billiger,
burying himself in bis newspaper again.
And Mrs McSwat went out to the
kitchen and talked in q loud and expos
tulatory tone Of voice to Bridget for the
next 10 minutes. Chicago Tribune
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wife look so lovely. He stared &C her
from doorways and glared at her from
passages as she went about with her
partners. and the more he stared the
more taken was he. He could scarcely
believe that this was the woman with
the red eyes and the black stuff gown
who used 20 weep over the eggs at
breakfast
Mrs Hauksbee did her best TO hold
him in play, bat after two dances be
crossed over to lis wife and asked for a
dance.
"I'm afraid you've come too late.
Mr.. Bremmil," she said. with her eyes
twinkling.
Then he begged her to give him
dance, and, as a great favor. she allow
ed him the fifth waltz. Lhbkiiy No. 8
stood vacant on his programme. They
danced ii together, and there was lit
tie futter round the room. Bremmil
had sort of notion that his wife
could dance, but he never knew she
danced SO divinely. At the end Of that
waltz he asked for another-as favor,
not as a right, and Mrs. Bremmil said,
"Show me your programme, dear" He
showed it as a naughty little schoolboy
hands up contraband sweets 10 q mas
ter. There was a fair sprinkling Of
"H" on it, besides 81" at supper.
Mrs. Bremmil said nothing, but she
smiled contemptuously, ran her pencil
through Nos. and 9-two "H's"-and
returned the card with her own name
written above--a pet name that only
she and her husband used. Then she
shook her finger at him. and said, laugh
ing, "Oh, you silly, silly b'yP'
Mrs. Hauksbee heard that, and-she
owned us much-felt she had the worst
of it. Bremmil accepted Nos. and 0
gratefully. They danced No. and sat
out No. o in one Of the little tents.
What Bremmil said and what Mrs.
Bremmil did is no concern Of any ones.
When the band struck up 'The Roast
Beef Of Old England" the two went
out into the veranda, and Bremmil be-
gan looking for his wife's dandy (this
was before 'ricksLaw days. while she
went into the cloakroom. Mrs. Hanks
bee came up and said. "You take me
into supper, / think, Mr.. Bremmil?"
Bremmil turned red and looked foolish.
"Ah-h'm! I'm going home with my
wife, Mrs. Hauksbee. / think there has
been a little mistake" Being man, he
spoke as though Mrs. Hauksbee were
entirely responsible.
Mrs. Bremmil came out of the cloak
room in swansGown cloak with q
white "cloud" round her head. She
looked radiant, and she had right to-
The couple went off into the darkness
together, Bremmil riding very close to
the dandy.
Then says Mrs. Hauksbee to me-she
looked trihe faded and jaded in the
lamplight-"Take my word for it, the
silliest women can manage a clever
man, but it needs very clever woman
to manage fool
Then we went in TO supper. -Rud-
yard Kipling
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
Asbestus In Boots.

The invention consists of prepare
ton Of asbestus wool compressed into
thin sheets by hydraulic pressure. These
sheets are then waterproofed on one side
by special solution, and portions in
serted into the boots as middle soles.
Asbestus being nonconductor Of heat,
its Interpolation into the fabric Of our
boots and shoes in conjunction with a
waterproof material has the effect of
counteracting the influences of heat, cold
and moisture. Asbestus lined boots can
not creak in wear, and are, besides,
many times more flexible than boots
made in the ordinary manner. Lastly,
asbestus being nonconductor of elec-
tricity, persons wearing boots thus made
may walk over live electric wires in
perfect safety. Public Opinion.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
A Polite Child.

Professor Sully. in an article in The
Popular Science Monthly. commenting
on the jealous regard for ceremony and
the proprieties of behavior as seen in the
enforcement Of rules of politeness by
children, cites o delightful instance
that fell under his own observation a.
he was walking on hampstead heath.
"It was a spring day. and the fat buds
of the chestnut were bursting into mag
nificent green plumes. Two well dressed
misses, aged, l should say, about
and IL, were taking their correct morn
ing walk. The elder called the attention
Ct the younger 10 one Of the trees. point
ing to il. The younger exclaimed in q
highly shocked tone. Oh. Maud, you
know you shouldn't pointr The notion
of perpetrating n rudeness ON the chest
nut tree was funny enough. But the in.
cident is instructive as illustrating the
childish tendency 20 stretch and goner.
alize rules to the utmost"
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
Afraid of BROOKLYN bridge.

There is man in Brooklyn who. al
though he has crossed the East river to
New York several times week during
the last 25 years, has never yet crossed
the Brooklyn bridge.
He rode home in a Brooklyn street
car the other night with a party Of peo-
pie who had been at New York thea
ter and had crossed the bridge TO so
home while he crossed by way of Falton
ferry.
"Why did you take the ferry in place
of the bridget" he was asked.
because the ferry is safer"
"Whati'
"Why," mo said, 81 wouldn't cross
that spidery thing for $40, 000."
The others looked and saw that he
was serious. They decided that life was
too short to discuss matters with him. -
New York Journal
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

d. W. Fuller, Of Canajoharie, N. y.
says that he always keeps DR.. Kings
New Discovery in the house, and his fam
ily has alwaysfound the very best results
follow it's use; that he would not be with
out it, II procurable. G. A. Dykeman,
druggist, Catskill, N. Y, says that DIR.
Kings New Discovery is undoubtedly the
best cough remedy; that he has used it in
his family for eight years, and it has new
er failed to do all that is claimed for it.
Why not try a remedy so long tried and
tested, Trial bottles free at ID. T. Mac
donald's drug store; regular size. so
cents and 81.
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a nInster,s Conception.

Froude has admirably described the
spirit in which Carlyle views the reyo-
luton, the spirit Of q Hebrew prophet,
discerning divine retribution on i'll do
ing, and Carlyle himself styles it, in Il
letter to Sterling, "a wild, savage book.
itself kind of French revolution. Il y
1t has come hot ont OF my own soul,
born in blackness. whirlwind and sor-
row." He thought it had probably no
chance Of being liked by any existing
class Of British men," but it speedily
achieved popularity. Mill described it
in this Review as 'to.,c Of those works
Of genius which are S,f-e all rules, and
arc law to themsell Eb while Kings
ley says, "No bookh@svays excepting
Milton, so quickcn7s Tind exalted my
poetical view Of man and his history as
that great prose poein, the single epic Of
modern days, Thomas Carlyle's French
Revolution. "-Westminster Review.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
The Etnlanders,

Mutual Fire Insurance company OF
Houghton and keweenaw counties, or
gained in 1890 according to the laws OF
the State OF Michigan, will insure proper
ty OF it's members. Have paid fire losses
over $4,000 during it's existence. The
company paid back during the last year
to sixty-two OF its members OF five years
standing 6S per cent Of their premiums.
amounting TO $3,502. Will pay back
during this year on the same rate to
thirty-six members OF five years stand
ing 81, AL. On the tirst day of this year
the company had 344 members, $297.-
40 worth Of property insured. and
$685.. IL in treasury. For further par
ticulars apply to the undersigned.
john BLoMovIsr, President.
ALEX LENoNEN, Secretary.
Ofiice. 44s Pine street, upstairs. Red
Jacket.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
s7oaso iasatue.

Sponge is certainly one of the most
original and unlikely materials in tho
world for a statue; but, for all that, one
of Germany's great men is modelled in
this unpromising substance.
In tho FriedrichsstTasse. Berlin, is a
shop which contains statue in sponge
Of Mr.. Withorst. He is represented life
size, seated in an armchair and holding
his notes for q speech in his hand.
Every one acknowledges that the
likeness is an excellent one, and the
manner in which the statesman's frock
coat and gold spectacles are represented
is a subject for universal admiration.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
The Ideal Panacca

lanes l.. Francis. alderman, Chieago
saws: al regard DR.. Kings New DlScov'
ery as an ideal papacea for coughs, colds
and lung complaints, having used II ~
INV family for the last five years, to the
exclusion OF physicians prescriptions or
other preparations" Rev.John Burgus'
Keokuk Iowa, writes: IL have been q
minister of the Methodist Episcopal
church for fifty years or more and hav'
never found anything 80 beneficial OF
that gave me such speedy relief as Ut,
K;ng's New Discovery" Try this ideal
cough remedy now. Trial bottles Tree AZ
n. r. Macdonals drug store.
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TO the Public.

The undersigned wishes to state that
he has opened boot and sboemaking
shop next door to Jacob Gartner's store.
Fifth street, Red jacket, where he is pre-
pared to do anything in his line OF bust
ness at reasonable prices. Gents shoes
soled Tor 45 and 80 cents; ladies' shoes
soled for 80 and 40 cents. Workman
ship guaranteed. A share OF the public
patronage is respectfully solicited.
CHARLES KEMPPAINES.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
The Whole World at War.

The whole world is Mt war--not the
war Of armies or fleets, but none tho less
war; Capital contends against labor,
labor against capital; capitalist fights
capitalist in trade competition; work
man fights against workman in ways
which have nothing TO do with mere
competition. There be men who deplore
the facts. who denounce the existence OF
this warfare, as though nothing good
could be said of it, and yet il is far from
clear that without it the world would
make any progress. Engineer.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Sheriff Dunn returned Saturday even
ing from Sidnaw, having in charge Dan
Mclaughlin, arrested on suspicion oil
robbing John Moran OF $50, in the Pon-
eer house, n few nights ago. McLaugh-
lin had been arrested by Marshal Flem-
ming, OF Sidnaw, and held awaiting the
sherifis arrival. Two OF the witnesses
against him had made themselves scarce,
but the other witnesses came up last
evening, and the examination was to be
held today before Justice Brand. g..
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

It's Just as easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It's easier
TO cure severe cold or cough with IT,
Let your next purchase for n cough De
One Minute Cough Cure. Better medi-
cine; better result; better try it..
EAGLE DRUa STORE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

<hich all the cats do.
Ihhd sesk oebinn the pill
=, lido a. bed or sofa. In the daawing
10 IN ', % are some old fashioned di-
ues.isagainst the wall with several cush.
ions set upright. which have been The
playground Of generations Of pets; tho
mothers begin by playing with their
kittens, the kittens keep itup together,
and teach it to younger sets. The point
Of the game is which shall SEQ the other
first and surprise her by a cuff on the
nose. which stands for 81 spy" When
two play, il is simple enough, but when
there are three or four one always re-
mains outside the cushions TO seek, aud
by degrees the little pink nosed white
faces peep between the cushions with
the inimitable and provocative express
sions Of "a kitten at play, and the seeker
is surprised by tap. II she be on the
alert, the hider sometimes vanishes, and
sometimes they try which can get with
in the others guard and give the first
whacl.
Miss was particularly fond Of hide
and seek, and established mode Of
playing it with us while we were at
dinner. She would hide on the window
sill behind the long winter curtains
which are dropped in the evening, and
would peep ont at one side or between
them and new, popping back again as
we called, 81 see you" She never tired
Of this slipping unseen from window TO
window to vary the surprise until we
had more than enough Of it.-Temple
Bar.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
BuckIen's Arnica saIve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum. fever
sores, letter. chapped hands, ehilblains.
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect abstraction,
or money refunded. Price, 20 cents per
box. For sale bv ID. T. Macdonald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

At the Portage township caucus, held
Saturday evening, the following resolu-
ton was offered and unanimously adopt
ed bv the then hundred citizens present.:
RESOLVED, That the Hon. Hazen ;.
Piugree Is the choice OF this meeting Tor
governor of the State OF Michigan, and
that hose who control political conyen
tions are earnestly asked tn give the peo-
pie an opportunity to vote for him.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

United States Customs Inspector f. C..
Mayotte, of the 500, was here yesterday.
He was called to Champion by the illness
of his father and the old gentleman being
better he ran up to visit his friends for n
day. He says everywhere be goes he
finds the PiDgree sentimentstrong among
the people.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

A number OF gentlemen OF Hancock
and Houghton are considering the form
alton of literary club, the obie t being
regular meetings, at which papers would
be read on current topics, political, social
and otherwise.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
A son was born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Otto
Oberndorf, OF Houghton, Sunday.
Not Worthy q WIG.

The missing bridegroom is getting
numerous. The latest ones absence
from the wedding ceremony is said to
have been due to his excessive bashiul-
ness. A man who is too modest to attend
his own wedding doesn't deserve wife,
and no isn't likely to get one. boston
Herald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
the peopl'

Ruhl & Taylor have their samples for
1896, Cleveland, Winton, Gar and Erie.
These wheels are among the best known
and have many friends in old riders
about the county. Before buying your
mount call on Ruhl 4 Taylor and you
will be satisfied with their terms and
nri.ao
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

We might tell you more about One
Minute Cough Cure, but you probably
know that il will cure cough. Every
one does who has used it. 1t is a perfect
remedy for coughs, colds, hoarseness. IL
IL an especial favorite with children, being
pleasant to take and quick in curiny.
EAGLE DRUG STORE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

The bread and cake Of the Superior
Bakery can be had at the following agen
lies: James Lisa's. Mrs. Hoskin's, Red
jacket: Martin Kuhn's. J. C. Leans
Peter Oicem's, Calumet Village, and
Weisenauer's. Guilbaui's, Lake Linden. A
fresh supply is left at these agencies every
day, and the prices are asl low as the owest.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

The seventh degree will be conferred on
Wednesday evening by Gate of the Temple
Chapter, II. A. Nj. Afterward the men,
bers will adjourn to the parlors OF the
Methodist church, where the ladies OF the
church will serve supper in connection
with the graphophone concert earlier in
the evening.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

1t is not miracle. Itwon'tcure every
thing, but it will cure piles. That's what
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salye will do, be-
cause 18th as done it in hundreds of cases.
EAGLE DRUG STORE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
Tn r,ne Win the pusine.s.

"He's one Of those self acting clerks, Z"
said the proprietor Of the little Runshop
in speaking Of tho young man who had
quit his enploy.
Elbow is that?' asked the patron.
HE discharges himself. "-Chicago
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

There was a hearing yesterday in the
probate court on certain claims against
the estate OF Charles Under. These
claims az the ones held, as attorneys,
Inv Dunstan x Hanchette.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
Carnenier lob Work.

Mr.. W. t. Daniel is prepared to take
carpenter job work and guarantees salts
faction and first-class workmanship. All
orders left at Ii. L. Leans store or at the
NEWS Office will receive prompt atten-
tinn
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Burns are absolutely painless when De,
Wits Witch Hazel saIve is promptly APP
Piled. This statement is true. A perfect
remedy for skin diseases, chapped sands
and lips, and never fails to cure Piles.
EAGLE DRUG SroRE
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Take dose OF DeWitt's Little Early
Risers just for the good they will do you.
These little pills are good forIndigestion,
good for headache, good for liver COM
plant, good for constipation. They are
good. EAGLE DRUG STORE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Stage leaves Baril & Pearce's livery sta
BILE every day at s a. m, 10 a. N. and !
and Ann. Stage leaves Greenshields'
livery stable ut and 10 n. m. and l and
IN m BARIL & PEARcE,
G. GREENsHIELDs,
Proprietors.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

r. NJ. Hoar entertained party Of
twenty gentlemen friends at the Onigam-
ing club house Saturday evening at din
ner in honor OF his birthday,
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Busy people have no time, and sensible
people have no inclination to use a slow
remedy. One Minute Cough Cure acts
promptly and gives permanent results.
EAGLE DRUa STORE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
ADDITIONAL CALUMET NEWS,
wanted 10 borrow

On first-class freehold security, $4,000
or &C, 900 for term OF years with good
interest. Apply by letter to TX Y" care
OF the NEWS Office.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

The Rockford electric belt is meeting
with the best OF success. Call and exam
inc it and get references. Office over
6rand Union tea store Red Jacket, Mich.
Russell x BURNS
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Mrs. Gabe Kaspers, of Hurontown,
died sunday evening, AGED 2i years, of
Bright's disease and heart failure. Mr..
and Mrs. Kaspers were but recently mar
rtaH
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

A little III, then little pill. The in il
gone the pull has won. Dewitt's Little
Early Risers the little pills that cure
great ills. EAarr i,yuo sro.v
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

its all the same, slight cold, longest
ed lungs or severe cough. One Minute
Tough Cure banishes them.
EAGLE DRUG SToRE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Insist on getting la Empressev
lucent cigar. All first-class dealers sell
them, try 'em. like 'em. Equal to inn.
ported.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

LIMITATIONS were issued yesterday FOR
the fourth annual reception, with dane
ing, OF Company A, Hibernian Rifles, to
be given at st. Patrick's Hall next Mon
day evening, April 6. The following gen.
.emeu compose the committee OF ar
engagements: Capt. NJ. NJ. Foley, Lieuts.
John Holland aud j. +. Ryan, Corps.
james Burt, Jr., and L. +. Dryer, and
Private Eugene Murphy. This commit
tee promises the best dance yet given by
the Rifles, and their previous efforts have
given them an enyiable reputation. The
reception committee is the whole com
paDy. Lieut.. John Holland, Sergts. j
Noonan and Il. McCauley, Corp. p.
Scanlon, and Pri, ates p. A. Leary, p.
S.iney and Ambrose Flynn will have
charge OF the floor. Music will be fur
nished by the Twin City orchestra aud
the supper will be prepared by the ladies
OF st. Patrick's church.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Corporations FheRe
ports Of Their
Business.
The Hibernian Rifles Social.
They VIII Give Their Fourth AonuaI
Party Next Monday Evening
Other Late News.

The following corporations have filed
reports OF their condition with the secre-
tary OF State according TO law and they
have been returned to the county clerk:
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Smokers, H. you nave Jailed to and a
;'gar 70 suit you. try "HeimIicb's
Crown. the beet In the market.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

10 to the City Bakery for your fine pas
tries. Angel food, fruit cake always on
hand Cream puffs Fridays aud satur-
days
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
THE WEDDING pAv.

It's we two. it's we two it's we two for aye,
All the world and We two. and heaven be our
stay.
Like laverock IN the lift. sing. o bonny
bridol
Al the world wal Adam once, with Eve by
his side
What's the world. "a lass my lover What can
It dor
am thine and thoq art mine; life Is sweet
and new.
II the world has MISC IL mark. let it stand
by,
For we two have co.s.- save. and once moro
well try.
Like Inverock in the lift. sing. bonny
bridci
It's we two. it's we two. happy side by side.
Take "a kiss from me- thy mau. Now the song
begins
Gan Is made afrcsh for us. and the brave
heart wins"
When tho darker days come, and no sun win
shine.
Thou shall dry my tears. lass, and III dry
thine.
It's we two. it's we two, while tho worlds
away.
Sitting by the golden sheayes on our wedding
day.
jean Ingclow.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

John III. Messner 4 Son are now pre-
pared TO put up ice for all parties whole
sire 1t at the lowest possible price.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31

Our lodge room can be rented IN,
meetings on Saturday evenings.
SIvERT OLSON.
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ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS.

TO REST-A six-room house on Eighth
street. No. 202. Apply to VIVIAN the
tailor.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-03-31
PaysaNlgT trains On 4. & c. R. R.
In Effect Deoem Der 20 1858.

'DsllT +Daily except SUNDAY.