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Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1896-08-13
Wieezorek zwiazkowy W Detroit,
Mich.

"ieczorek zwiazkOwy W Detroit.
Mich.
w dniu 20 wrzesnia r. b. odbedzie
sic staraniem .,Gminy" ~wspanis}y vie.
czorek zwiarkowy W sail ,,Harmonia"
ma rogu al. Russell 4 Leland. Pro-
gram Podamy pozniej, dis tylko "a.
1naozye wyPada, il bed.ie to prawdzi-
wa biesiada Zwiszkowa, bedzie to ME.
jake protest Przeciw podiym napadom
wrogow nsszych, gd.ie udowodnic Ia
mierzamy wszystkim lynn, ktorzy sic
wy'ilajs s1kodzie n~as.ej instytuoyi, &c
sobie kpimy z ich wysiikow, DO pray
znac must najnierozumniejszy, il te po-
grozki wygladaja akurat jakby ktos
piesoia grozi& i bluznil slohcu, ktore z
tenn wiekszem blaskiem i majestatem
ukazuJe sic ma h~oryzoncie nieba. lie
Juz bomb W rodzaju nibyto katolickich
Juz to ogolnych ozy ~lokalnych zjedno-
ozeh skierowane by&o przeciw zwis
zkowi' ilez to najmitow pismakow W
gadzinowych szpargaaaoh, urzedowych
organach rzucalo sic jak wsciekli pre-
CIV Zwiazkowi i wreszcie zdziaiali chy.
ba to, re Zwiazek wzrosl o kilka ty.
siecy ozfonkow. Juz Liga nibyto mai
wiekszego kalibru bomby miala jed.
nym pOoiakiem 1dru1gosac okopy Zwis.
zku; gdzie tam, Liga rozbi}a sic ma
strepy o injury Zwiazkowe. Poczeksj.
ole wy masoni Zwiazkowi, jeaeli wan
ME zaszkodziiy dzia3a Kruppa tr.eba
ma was wymierzyc kolosem Zalihskie-
skiego' co to sic nazywa .Kongres ka.
tolicki", z ktorego mierzye bedzie
Pitass, o. Barzyhski nastawi cyngiel, a
o. Pawei zapali lont, wreszcie pc wy
~strzale o. z Pennsylvania SVEN kra-
somowstwem ogsosi W u~rzedowym orga-
ME, zs jua teraz pc Zwiazku i niepo-
trzeba sic nikogo obawiae, ktoby kon
%trolowal dope3nania worow zlotem
skiadanych przez bydlo.
Pr1epraszam, il odstapiiem ma ohwi.
le cd rzeczywistego znsozenia wieozor.
ku, lecz krew W zy1ach sic Soma ma mix.
czemne nspady ma rzeoz, ktora nam
Pc Bogu najswietsza.
Otoz zswiadamiam 81. brad Zwiazko-
wa W Detroit, il ma powyzej wymienio-
ny nWieczorek Zwiszkowy" przybe-
die nssz szsnowny j ogolnie koohany
OBJ. Teo. NJ. Helihski, Cenzor L, n. P.
Me Potrzebuje przypomina6 ami na-
wofywa6 brac Zwiazkowa, ably sic Ii
cznie zgromsdzila, gdyz jestem przeko.
many, il z 900 Zwiazkowyoh W Detroit
ami jednego brakowac ME bedzie jua
to ola nadania manifestacyi jak mai.
wiekszego znaczenia, powtore ola usci.
snienia dloni koohanego Cenzora, eio
wy 10000 Zwiazkowcow.
Wstep ola kaadego zupe&nie wolny.
Blizszych szczego1ow dowieoie sic ma
posiedzeniach swych grup.
Zatem do widzenia drodzy rodacy w
dniu 20 w~rzesnia o godz. Sci wieczo-
rem.
l.. Terski, sekr. nGminy".
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1896-08-13

WyleczyfO b6lna nodze. Loranies,
o., 10 grudnia 1895. DIR. Peter Fair.
ney' Szan' Panic! Czuje to bye moim
ooowiazkiem opowiedziec Panu o do
brodaiejstwie Jakiego doswiadozysam z
uzytku Pshskiego lekarstwa. Noes
moJa cafkiem sic zgoiis "a uzyoiem
Gomozo. Me moge mysle6 nawet aby
bye bez takowego W mojej rodzinie.
Niechsj Bog Biogosiawi Panu "a do.
broc ktors Pan czynisz. z szacunkiem
G. Waglera.
Dr. Fiotra Gomozo ma niepr.erwauy
rekord pomyslnosoi W l~eozeniu krwi.
styeh ! neutrality-suspicious. dOlegliwo.
Sol SPrsedswaja je miejscowi Como.
20 agenoi. Jesh ME ma zadpeoo ~
wsszem sasiedstwie, napiszcie do DR..
Peter F%shrney, 112 -1I4 So. Hovns
Ave. Chicago, III.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1896-08-13

oeSTeFarze grup ME m9jq tadnego
Pra'od hreSIi6 Iud zDsteniac racA.nki,
"tore "ychodzq z naszego 6iura. yezeE
'e"retdrz grupy ofrsymuje z Sivra ma
sSego roch"nek, kt6ry sic nie sgadsa q
1ego o6ficzeniami, poscinien nsm saki
rach""ek s'0r6cic 70 ciqgu 10 najdal.j
ans - : nam p~ozostaoie ,poso6nose
Poprd0fenia tdkiego rochunku.
SEKRKTARz JxrrRAIxy.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
COLORED GLASS WINDOWS,
How a Fine Effect May BE Produced
from Old Bottles.

If the artistic and thrifty housewife
viii save the colored glass bottles that
find their way into her house and put
them to use in the following manner,
she will have something that will be q
delight: Break the bottles into COM
raratively small pieces and then, if a
certain regularity is desired, cut the
pieces into shape with diamond-point-
ed glass cutter.
Arrange these on a pane of plain
white glass the desired size, using a lit
tie transparent cement to hold them in
place, and a mixture of white cement
and putty to initiate the lead that is
used in expensive stained glass work.
The dull, rich olive of the claret bottle,
the deep amber of the sherry, the de-
licious sea-water green which is used
Tor ginger ale and the various shades
of red and blue that one gets from the
apothecary and the wine merchant are
revelations when cleansed of their con-
tents and held in single thickness
against the light.
When the cement is dry the window
can be put in place, and as the sunlight
strikes 1t she whose fingers have done
the work will feel that it was well
worth the trouble
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

struck him, and he began to walk about
not with his two friends, but to and
fro by himself. Then he sat still again
for bit; next springing suddenly to his
legs, he gave his bill sharp rap upon
tile, which l apprehended to mean:
'Pll do it'll" His plan was formed, his
decision taken, his spirits revived from
that moment. Alonzo was himself
again!
L had my suspicious (beiLg cf a
wicked and depraved turn myself) and
narrowly watched my feathered friend.
| observed that he eyed Celadon and
Amelia furtively, and shifted his glance
quickly when they regarded him in
reproachful way for his continual mis-
anthropy and gloom. Yes, he eyed
them furtively; this was a bad sign,
and guessed what was passing in his
mind. ] was confirmed in this opinion
when l found him fraternizing again,
on sudden, most cordially with Celia
don, and approach Amelia with an air
of gallantry.
Celadon readily received his over
lures of renewed friendship, and the
next day all three walked again in single
file as usual. Alonzo had apparently
become reconciled to his widowed lot.
and was determined to make the best
of it.
But why has he changed the order of
the procession? He used to bring up
the rear, now he takes the second place,
marching in front of Amelia and just
IL. L
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
STRUCK HIM WITH HIS BEAK.

or twice, rolled over and over down to
the junction Of roof and WALL and there
lay corpse! The next moment down
waddled Alonzo also, eyed his dead rival
triumphantly, and literally kicked him
into the garden, as he had kicked his
lady-wife a short time before. There
tl.lt gentleman lay till | picked him
up, buried him in the same grave with
lmogene, and placed another seed tab
let over his remains. The spot began
to assume the gloomy appearance of
miniature churchyard.
You would naturally think that the
ariable Amelia would have shown some
faint symptom of grief and mental de-
pression at the painful loss she had sus-
tanned. Not Il bit of it. ! felt annoyed
to find that she was perfectly recon
cilcd to the tender Dereavement-nay
that she positively toh, the weakness of
the seX!) received the advances of
Alonzo with IL glance of high approval
and grHtifiction. | would have seized
my gun from the corner and shot the
villain, as | saw him sidle up with
complaceut smirk, and make her an
offer of his heart and hand; but con
quered my Indignation and disgust
and went on with the composition Of
next Sundays sermon.
There is little doubt that nature has
endowed every kind of bird-and. in
deed, ali animals and living creatures
with much higher degree of intelli.
gence than we are apt to give them the
credit Of possessing. To go no further
now than this fantail. lie loses his
mate, mopes for week or so, RECEIVERS
himself a little and argues thus:
$50 she is gone, poor thing! and am
left lonely widower. Must | remain
such all my life? A hard lotl just
look at that conceited fellow Celadon,
strutting about and fcathering himself
so compacently. By-the-bye, what a
neat and pretty little wife he has!
Happy dog! Is there no chance, | Won
der, of his dropping off one of these
days, and my stepping into his shoes?-
they would fit me nicely. No; he has
very fair health and may live for years.
Humph Couldn't mo, no; of course
not; and yet-ch? No. certainly
comes before No. .; there is such a
thing as Being too scrupulous. Let me
see; sly rap on the head some fine
evening when Amelia is not looking,
and the thing is done. She would never
suspect me-her old friend; she would
think it was Il stroke of apoplexy."
Now, here was envy, covetousness,
malice prepense, murder and-matri-
=. Il.
tion, cunning and arrangement worthy
of better cause, showing something
more than mere instinct, and if not a
reasoning power like our own. at all
events very fair substitute for it, and
answering the purpose equally as well,
-Argosy.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
SHOWING OFF CHILDREN.
Praislng tho Little Ones for Smart
Speeches Is a Mistakc.

Praislng tho Little Ones for Smart
Speeches Is Mistake.
Otherwise judicious mothers find it
hard TO resist the temptation of "show-
ing Off their children. While this pas
time may be delightful to the fond
parent and interesting to beholders, its
effect upon the child himself cannot fail
to be injurious. 1t is but sowing seeds
of trouble for the child which will
bear harvest of humiliation and NOR
tification in years to come. We con-
stantly hear fond fathers and mothers
say that when Johnnie goes to school
or college he will have his freshness
taken out of him."
But who is to blame for Johnnie's
freshness" and his exalted opinion OF
himself? The mischief was done when
the little chap was hardly more than
a baby, and was brought into the parlor
to repeat to Mrs. So-and-so the droll re-
mark that he had made that morning
or the clever reproof he had admin
istered last night to his doting papa.
And later on, when the boy learned to
read, was he not called upon to regale
his relatives by telling them of this
event in history or that occurrence in
mythology? And they all listened as
if they thought him an infant phenome
non, and were glad to sit at the feet
of such wisdom. And so it went on
until one day his family awoke to the
consciousness that Johnnie was no
longer a baby and "cute" and "cun-
ming" Now he is unbearably pert and
disgustingly conceited-on the whole
detestible prig. He must be sent away
to school. Home is not the place for
him. He is simply unmanageable, and
requires outside snubbing to teach him
his place. This he undoubtedly re-
ceives at boarding-school, where teach
ers and comrades unite TO undo the mis-
chief done through years of home train
ing. And the boy at first bewildered,
then resentful, loses part of his self
Importance, and at last mends his man.
ners.
If mother thinks-as most mothers
do-that her child is prodigy, let her
exercise enough self-restraint to keep
the conviction to hePself.-Harper's Ba.
zar.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
Paste That VIII Keen "A Year,

Dissolve teaspoonful of alum in a
quart of warm water When cold, stir
in flour enough to give it the consistenca
Of thick cream, being careful to beat up
all the Jumps. Throw in half dozen
cloves and stir in as much powdered
resin as will stand on Il penny. Pour tho
mixture into teacupful of boiling
water, stirring well all the time. Let
it remain on the stove a few minutes
and it will be of the consistence of
mush. Pour it into an earthen or china
vessel; let it cool; cover it and put in a
cool place. When needed for use soften
portion with warm water. 1t will last
year, and is better than gum, as it
does not gloss the paper and can be
written upon.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
A LODGER'S CRAFTINESS.
New Plan to Deceive Innocent LandIadie1
Until Money Is Procurable.


He was much in his landlady's debt,
had to make weeks trip out of town
and needed his money for travelling ex-
penses. He went away, leaving note
in which he promised to settle as soon
as he returned. He came back to the
city two days before his monthly check
was due, and he was "broke."
He knew that to face the landlady
without money would be to invite un-
pleasantness and strained relations
would follow. He had not money
enough to go to hotel, and he sought
relief in craft
lie went home at an hour after she
key and tip-toed softly to his room.
She attended divine service each morn
ing, as he knew well. He slept the sleep
of the tired, if not the just. When she
had gone out in the morning he made
his own bed, smoothed out the covers
nicely, made change of garb and went
out. She VOTED not of it. And so he
did the next night, too.
Then, on the third day, having re-
ceived the expected check, he went
boldly in at MONDAY, as If fresh from q
long journey, paid his just debt, and
was welcomed home as good lodgers
should be.
Great strategy" said.
"Great," he said. "If I'd been in the
war I'd have come out major general
at least."-N. Y. Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
SKlDMORE'S RU5E.
10 VIII Not Eave to Build the Fire An,
More.

10 VIII Not Eave to Build the Fire An:
More.
"Philander," said Mrs. Sl<idmore, "it's
cool evening, and l want you to make
n fire in the CRATE"
81 thought that CRATE was closed for
the season, Luella?"
Not if we have winter weather again.
That's the beauty of having CRATE
I'm not cold"
Neither am l, for that matter, but
you know how cheerful a crate fire
looks on n cool evening; it lights up the
whole street"
Then it is for the benefit of our
neighbors? l wish one of them would
kindle it! If there is one thing hate
more than another, it's going into the
basement to hunt kindling and getting
my hair full of cobwebs."
"Well, Philander, it's Sunday night,
and the girl is out, and either you or
will have to kindle that fire"
Mr.. Sl.idmore went off grumbling and
cut the kindling. He also bruised his
nose badly by a back-handed kick of the
AK, and brushed down half hundred
coSwebs looking for the excelsior light
ing pads. But he made that fire, while
Mrs. Skidmore sat in u rocker and
bossed the job. And when it was burnt
down to a clear coal blaze that shonc
out on the street like beacon light,
he felt the satisfaction of heroic decd
accomplished, and looked at his wife
for approval. Coincidcnt with that
look his wife gave a wild scream!
MY diamonds! My diamonds!"
"Stolen?" asked her husband, il
alarm.
mo! no! Worse! Burned up in
the fire. hid them in the grate!"
Its too late to save them now," h.
said, as his wife tore the Goals apart.
"Neyer mind, Luella, will buy you new
unes."
81 don't want new ones!" she cried
81 want my rings and pins and orna-
mcnts that are dear from association!
Oh, how stupid of mt not to remember
they were there!"
81 think it was more stupid to ever
put them there. However, / will for
give you on one condition, and, what is
more to the purpose, replace them.
Promise that you will never again ask
me 10 build a CRATE fire!"
81 will never want you to make one
for me after this exploit, Mr.. Skid
more"
"Then here are your diamonds. l
tishcd them out just as the fire start
ed, but you can thank your lucky stars
they were not reduced TO their original
carbon. Put them in the ash barrel
the next time"
But Mrs. Skidmore declared there
would be no next time, for she would
hereafter wear her diamonds, even if
she resembled n mountain of light
Detroit Free Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
STYLISH PARASOLS.
Fluffy Sunshades That Shelter tho Sun
mer Bello.


Fluffy Sunshades That Shelter tho Sum-
mer Belle.
Many of the chiffon parasols this sea
son are lined with chiffon instead OF
silk, and it is shirred and ruched up and
down the sticks with reckless disre.
gard of the quantity of the material.
Two or three ruflles trim the edge with
c ruche above and around the top; and
one novel design is white silk parasol
covered with white chiffon ruiIlcs edged
with narrow cream lace. Colored chif-
fon parasols are also fashionable, and
mauze is especially pretty. Flowered
gauze, with satin edge, white
ground, and made over a colored lining
is another novelty in sunshades. Glace
silk parasols are lined with cascades
of chiffons aud fringed with green
leaves, and with the new fad for soft,
quiet colors comes the dove-colored
parasol, lined with pink, and with Il
pink bow on the handle. Pink, by the
way, is a most becoming lining, as it
imparts pretty glow to the COM
pleXion. Knife-plaIted frills of silk trim
the edge of some of the shot-silll para
soils.
Carved ivory, Dresden china, and all
sorts of natural wood handles have
usurped the place of gold and silver,
and added to these are enamcled han
dies and all sorts of freak handles, with
an orange, an apple, or bunch of cher
ries at the end, and parrots and birds
of various kinds are represented.-Chi-
cago Inter Ocean.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

decent burial, placing q seed-stick like
tombstone over her beloved remains.
Alonzo was very sad. He moped. He
sat by himself for hours together, with
oue stirring. He would not eat; he
would not drink. He would not feather
himself. He would not survey his
charms in the bit of lool1ing-glass that
had been stuck for his toilet accommo-
dation upon the platform of the pigeon
house. Alonzo cared for nothing.
Alonzo wished himself dead, and lying,
beal to beak, and claw to claw, in the
same grave with his lamented Imogene.
] feared at one time he contemplated
suicide. 1t may have been in his
thoughts, but he did not yield to the
temptation.
A week passed mournfully away, and
still he moped and sat by himself on the
furt her corner of the roof, refusing all
cont forts his eyes closed; his head sslnk
In his neck-feathers; and only the tip
Of his poor beak visible. Then an idea
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

isfactory of itself, but if heavier work
is desired, work in long and short stitch,
running the stitches from the outside
towards the center of scroll and keep
ing the general inclination and curve OF
the scroll. The corners may be filled
with drawn work or not, as preferred
but the work will be much handsomer
with it, Any pretty, all-over pattern
may be selected and the edges of TIC
corners, hem-stitch, hem and so forth
finished in long and short buttonhoic
stitch with one of the shades of blue
linen hoss.-lda B, Bennett, in Western
Rural
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

isn't it rather annoying for you to
have them both call on you at once ?'
asked her dearest friend.
NO; perfectly delightful" said the
young woman with two devoted slaves.
"You see, dear, seat one on each side
of me-"
'We!l?"
"And there is such delightful cool
ness between them"
"Oh!"-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Ibid Fisher have good time on his
little outing?"
"Yes. indeed. I only saw him for a
minute and had no time to ask any
questions, but could see that the skin
was peeling off from his nose, his neck
was so sore from sunburns that he
could not wear Il collar; his hands were
Dlistered so that he could hardly use
them, and he complained that he had
rowed the boat until his arms were so
lame that he couldn't hold pen. Oh,
he must have had magnificent time.
and | understand he got three or four
fish, too."-Chicago Post.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

I'VE got the earnestest prosecutor in
our county on EARTH" said Rubbernack
Bill to the wondering tourist.
"Earnest?" said the tourist.
you bet. Every time he don't hang
a feller he is proscutin? he takes it as n
personal insult and shoots the fel,er
anyhow. w."-lndanapolis Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Mrs. Chaffie Ito teacher) blow is it
that my son Johnnie never gets a
prize?
Teacher can't give him any prize
because he is always lazy.
Mrs. ChafIie-Don't you think, then,
that he ought to get prize for perse
verance.-Texas Sitter,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
NEAT CENTER PIECE.

One of the Prettiest Designs Illustrated
for Long Time.
Pillow-case linen or heavier quality
may be used 70" this, and the design is
10 be worked with Ulster rope linen
floss, either in outline or long and short
stitch. 1t will develop beautifully in
two shades of blue-Nos. 81 and $50
in yellow; Nos. and 4.
Work the outlines of scroll in outline
stitch. This will be effective and sat
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
The Patient Waiter,

Young Bride (pouting)-Here we
have only been married two days. Clar-
ence, and you're scolding me already!
Husband-l know, my dear; but lust
think how long have been waiting for
the chance! !-Tit-Bits
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

She-Yes, Henry, our engagement Is
at an end, and l wish to return to you
everything you have ever given me.
He-Thanks, Blanche! You may be-
gin at once with the kisses. - Boston
Courier,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
Nice Dish for an InrrlIh.

Pound up the meat from the tender
est and whitest part of boiled chicken
with an equal weight of stale bread
crumbs, Add the broth of the chicken,
stir well, put all into saucepan, and
after boiling for two minutes rub the
whole through sieve.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

$50 you feel you cannot marry him ?''
"Yes, am fully decided"
'Why, don't you like him?"
"Gh. like him well enough; but |
cant get him to propose. Bay City
Chat.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Mrs. 3imby-Why did you leave your
former mistress?
Applicant-I slapped her husbands
face for asking me for kiss.
Mrs. Bimby (triumrkantly)-Goodl
you are engaged.
AppIicant-Thank you. You see, no
body but fool would have stopped to
aSk.-N. V Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

The first city incorporated in this
country with charter and privileges
was New York, which was granted it's
papers in 1864.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
How He Learned.

Teacher What is the anatomical
aame for finger?
Tommy Tucker traising his hand)-
| know. It's Jerusalem. I've heard my
papa say it when he hit his finger with
hanmer.-Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Burrows-Did you ever meet a man
down there with one leg named Will
son?
burrows (doubtfully)-What was the
name of his other leg?-Washington
Evening Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Professor-Now, boys, what is
strait?
Boys lin chorus)-Any five cards of
sequence, such as nine, ten, jack. queen
and king!-N, Y, Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24
Would Be Dead Enough.

Are you afraid of heing buried
alive?'
well, no; can't say that am"
What would you do if you were
haunted by the fear Of it?"
well, believe | would steal horse
in Texas" s."-Chicago Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Are these incubator chickens, may
I ask"
"Yes; but they are as good as any
kind"
Il know; but cannot consistently
eat them. ! am president of an orphan
asylum. Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

st. Peter sits in his cushioned chair,
And ne'er does he worry or fret;
'1hese mortals think they are smart"
says he,
But I'll get the best of them yet"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Your gaze on my record I pray you don't
cast!
Let the long, long age be a blank.
Search not through the lone lumber yards
of the past
To find my political plank.
-Washi- gton Star
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

The first theater in this country TO
be lighted with gas was theater at
Philadelphia, which put In gaspipes
in 1915,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Governess--Now, Tommy, why DOM
you stop chasing the poor cat and beat
this old dollie instead?
Tommy-'Cos the cat screams, and
the doll don't.-London Moonshine,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

Hell feel Ike a fool tonight,
She--So glad you've recovered
Cleveland Newa and Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-24

He-Whch did you like best of m,
verses?
She-Why, the one on the first page
He-Let me see. Which one was
that?
She-Don't you remember? The one
in quotation marks.-Bay City Chat.