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The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

black or white, over ribbon the same width
are very pretty with any waist.
Black chiffon with applique designs or lace
under the fiat band Plain black chiffon
rufiies with band Of the same over silk and
studded with spangles is very effective for silk
or handsome wool waists,
Inc snort ruffle is set on a cap-shaped piece
al the shoulder, the upper one being stitched
TO the bands. Both the V and the long back
patterns are included.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04
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HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

At the matrimonial agents-"Do you think
we shall suit each other?"
"Splendidly! You possess very fine, loud
voice, and she is terribly hard of hearing."-
Plauderecke.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Until we have thorough system of pro-
lection the people Will never cease to
make it the chief issue OF every National
contest.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Republicans are not only talking for both
silver and gold, but they are doing the dig
ging tor both metals, and they want all the
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Cleveland has been turned down again,
bat once more his fatness enables him to
show UP about as big in that position as
in any other.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

"Then you didn't intend asking Marie to be
your pridesmaid?'
"No. Jack used to be engaged to her, and
Record
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04
ALONG THE SKIRMISH LINE.

Mr.. Hanna does not propose to take any risk
OF punctures by running over Interrogation
points. Washington Star.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

CALIFORNIA glaee fruits, soc lb. Townsend's..
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

The Convention Hall at St. Louis still stands,
but wait until Major McKinley's swirling
boom strikes it.-Chicago Record.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Fortunately the chasm between Cleve-
land and his party is getting large enough
to hold the carcasses Of both, so the coun-
try needn't fret.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

In 1892, when the United States market
was protected for home producers, there
was deficit in the British budget. of over
$250,0O0 and a surplus revenue III this
country of more than 100000 while
under the Democratic tariff this year the
British have surplus of sci 200, 600 and
we have deficit that will exceed $25, ,0O0,-
900. Is it any wonder the American work
IDgman is eager to turn the fools out2
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

The CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Major Mclaughlin has done his work
well in the appointment CT the sub-com-
mittees of the Executive Committee, and
the general satisfaction with which it has
been received gives assurance that the
whole party will work N harmony during
the campaign and exert every energy to
achieve victory In all sections of the State.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Carpenter" and "Undine' have all been
played for the last half century and hitherto
have not brought cent to the composers
poverty daughter.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

At the next municipal election the peo-
pie will vote for men who are not only
willing to take pledges but can be relied
on to keep them.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

The presence of the coming Republican
National Convention will not wholly COM
pensate st. Louis for the damage wrought
by the recent cyclone, but it will go far to
cheer her people by the stimulating assur-
ance of the coming of prosperity.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

The talk of commission to take the
tariff out of politics is inst little bit pre-
mature. The vote of the people in Novem-
Der will remove it from politics for the rest
of the lifetime of this generation, and
even after that it will be dangerous for a
free-trader to monkey with.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

There isn't enough movement in the
Democratic current TO start a boom
even if any candidate in the party had
strength enough to launch one.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Until City officials show themselves
capable of making better use of the rev.
enues already raised the people will never
favor an increase of taxation for any pur.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

If Teller should accept the Democratic
Presidential nomination it would be the
last of him. lie would never have any
thing more TO tell.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04
THE SUMMER MONTHS.


Are you going 10 the country vacation ? II
go it is no trouble for us forward THE CALL TO
your address. Do not let il miss you for you VIII
miss it. Orders given TO the carrier or LETT al
Business Office viii receive prompt attention
NO EXTRA CHARGE.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

SUbSCRIP1IO kAIEo-FOstaRe Frce.
Daily and Sunday CALL, week. by carrier. Is
Daily and Sunday CALL, one year, by mall. 600
Daily and Sunday CALL, six months, by mail. 500
Daily and Sunday CALI, three months by mail 1.50
Daily and Sunday CALL, one month, by mall. 80
sunday CALL, one wear. by mafl....... 1.50
WEFKIY Cali. one wear by mail ...,... 1.50
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Tie festival of the Golden Gate will not
be carnival and should not be advertised
as such or people outside the State may
get the idea it is to be held next spring,
and so neglect to make arrangements to
come and see it this fall.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

Many a Cleveland official who thinks
himself safe under civil service rules will
be caught in offensive partisansbip this
summer and be yanked from cover when
the time comes to turn the fools out.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

In kicking German out with one foot
while planting the other firmly on the
Cleveland platform the Marylan Democ-
racy has succeeded in cutting the most ex-
caper of the campaign.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-04

There is an opportunity now for men of
means to show their public spirit and their
desire for the advancement of learning by
giving the Academy of Sciences the glad
hand Of generous help.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Mrs. Josephine Po1hiI1, of Due West,
3. c., was for years sufferer from
this distressing complaint, and has
learned by experience IFS fortunes.
She says:
..For years was the victim of the
worst case of catarrh that / ever
heard of. I was treated by several
doctors, and took numerous medicines
claiming to cure the disease, but in
stead of being benefited nay eondi-
ton grew worse steadily.
The trouble became so deep-seated
that I was entirely deaf IN one ear.
It is difficult to describe my condition,
but some idea of the ravages of the
disease can be obtained when state
that ali the inside of my nose, inc1ud-
ing part of the bone s1oughed off. It
can be readily understood how offen-
sive all this was, and how unbearab1e
my condition became. When the
disease had gone this far the physi-
clan gave me up as incurable, and
told me / would never be any better.
Reading of many similar cases be-
ing cured by s. SIS, determined to
try it as a last resort soon discoy-
cred that all my former treatment
had been wrong, as the disease was in
the blood, and only blood remedy
could cure it. began to improve at
once, and grew better as continued
to take S. S. S. 1t seemed to get at
the seat of the disease, and after a
few weeks treatment / was entirely
cured, and for more than seven years
have had no sign of the disease"
Catarrh is one of the deep-seated
blood diseases, and only thorough
blood remedy will have any effect
upon it. S. S. S. is the only blood
remedy that is guaranteed
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
The Clever Benealese.

-.
Two Bengalese have attracted much
attention. One, named Bose, a physicist
in Calcutta, has made some researches
in invisible electricity which have ex.
acifed adniring establishment in Lord
Kelvin, VI ile another, named Chatter
zee, mas come out far at the head of the
comp tiitors for the Indian civil service
Asthird, Ldeufepapt Biswas, is said to
have displayed extraordinary gallantry
in Brazil, but though his name is Benga-
lese we should like further information
as to his lineage and the causes which
led d Bengalese to accept a coanmission
in South America. The first two stories
do not: surprise us who have always
maintained that the Bengalese is the
most intellectual of Asiafics and far the
superior of most Europeans both in sub
tlety Of thought and the power Of ac-
quiring inforna ton Indeed the superb
GRITTY OF his brain at aII events ppsil LIE
is so, is a politiesI f6euity. If admit
ted to Office by d fair system of COMPETE
ton, he wonld in ten years monopolize
office and render the administration Of
India impossible. The other races Of IN
sdia will NOT obey him, and as rulehe
does not possess the kind of morale
which ja essential to the work of gov
ondoni Spectator.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

The late Alvan Clark of Cam bridge
port, Mass, discovered in 1869 that the
star Sirius had far less brilliant COM
panion. Continued observation for near
~ 80 years proved that this second body
revolved around the first one in an clip
tical orbit, at distance nearly as great
as the planet Neptune from the sun.
But in 1890 the companion disappeared
from view, having reached a point in
its track so nearly in line with Sirius
that its faint light was overwhelmed by
the dazzling effulgence of the dogstar.
During the last six years it has travelled
far enough to become visible once more.
DR.. T. J. J. See of the University of
Chicago. temporarily at the Lowell OBJ
servatory, Flagstaff. A. T., redisoovered
the satellite on the other side of its pri-
mary few weeks ago. The period re-
quired for one complete revolution is
now estimated to be about 90 a years.
New York Tribune. .s;sg.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
The Gear as an Autocrat.

The Wiener Tagblatt, an influential
Austrian journal, has found an extraor-
binary reason for praising the demeanor
OF the czar. He actually allowed Nine.
Faure and Nine. Brisson, who are not
even hoffahg, to dine at the same table
with himself and the czarina. Such a
concession to republican principles
would. the journalist continues, be abb
solutely impossible in Vienna, where,
though a low born man might be ad-
mltted to the emperor's table, his wife
never could be. The fact is correct and
was once the occasion of curious scene
at the Hofburg when the emperor had to
exert his personal authority to obtain
partners for his premier's daughter, but
our contemporary surely mistakes the
FEELING of the czar. In his mind, as in
that of every true autocrat, there is no
rank except that derived from his favor.
His notice. in fact, as Nicholas I once
openly said, of itself confers rank. The
well born in Russia have social adj
vantages, as everywhere else, but Peter
the Greats ablest minister was a cook
or sutler, and the tradition has never
been forgotten. In Russia, as in every
oriental country without exception, all
careers are as open as in the United
States.-London Spectator.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
Deaf
From Catarrh.

The sufferer from catarrh, Perhaps
meets with more discourag in
seeking cure than those afflicted
With ali Other, ailments. After ex-
.hausting the skill of the best physi-
clans, and inhaling various mixtures,
paying out large Sums for doctors
fees and medicines, he finds himself
either as bad off as at frst:or great
deal worse. = .
The cause of this is easily explained.
The disease is in the blood, and only a
real blood remedy can possibly have
any effect upon it. The doctors being
unable, with their stereotyped rene
dies of potash and mercury, to cure
diseases of the blood, direct their
efforts toward treating the symp-
toms of the disease, and ignoring its
cause. The inha1ing Of various sprays,
and use of washes, etc., is but SUI
per6cid and tempor ary treatment,
and cannot possibly effect a cure.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

A tired stomach Is very much like q
sprained ankle. Hyou suffer from any OF
the symptoms Of dyspepsia, your stomach
Is tired. It needs q crutoh. We must re-
lieve it of all work for q time, or until 1t
Is restored to Its natural strength. To do
this successfully, We must use a food
which is already digested outside OF the
body. and which will aid the digestion OF
other foods that may be taken with it..
Such product Is the Shaker Digestive
Cordial.
The Shakers have utilized the digestive
principles present In plants for the manu-
facture of this article, and its success has
been truly phenomenal. You can try II for
the nominal sum of 10 cents, as sample
bottles are sold by all druggists at this
price.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

ness. In that last wrestling, my arm
enfeebled with sickness and my head
faint, / want Jesus beside me. II there
be hands on this side Of the food stretch
ed out to hold me back, 1 want the
heavenly hands stretched out to draw
me forward. Then. o Jesus, help me
on and help me up. Unfearing, un-
doubling. may step right out into the
light and be able to look back to my
kindred and friends who would detain
me here. exclaiming: "Let me go, let
me go. The day breaketh.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

The entrance Of women on university
careers. either IN existing institutions
or, as the numberof claimants increases,
in special colleges Of their own. is not
q sign of disinteg ration, but of growth:
Our century is not one of vassalage Its
tendencies are along the line of indi-
vidual Developments There is no danger
in woman's intellectual activity if the
spiritual balance wheels are not disturb
cd. And the increasing list Of women
teachers in the higher fields Of science,
ART litsratura philalogE 81 a. Of
danger, but Of the dawn of newer and
better day. Jewish Messenger.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
A Modern Malaprop.

Mrs. Shadmind-What a wonderful
singer that new soprano isl OF course,
you heard her at the concert last even
ing.
Mrs Franklaign-No; unfortunately
was not able to attend.
Mrs. Shadmind-Indeedl You have
no idea Of what you missed. Why, she
just electrocuted the audience. Boston
Courier.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
Purely Vegetable

and cures Catarrh, Cancer, Conta-
gious Blood Poison, Scrofu1a, Rheu-
natism, Eczema, and all other dis
eases arising from impure blood.
Books on blood and skin diseases
will be mailed free to any address.
Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
THE CHRYsANTHEMUM.

Whoop!
Clear the track!
Here 1 comet
I'm the chrysanthemum
Coming backl
Don't expect me to sing
l shout.
I'm little the loudest thing
In flowers that's out.
Look like slaw
know;
But pshaw,
Looks don't got
The dudes all dote
On me; they know
can cover a coat
SO the fringe won't show.
I'm out for q horticultural spree
And, as for pelf.
If the wind won't blow itself on me
Why, I'll blow myself.
Been on big blowout for quite spell
And say, Great scotti
Stand up we'll,
But what head I've goti
Lihgt-headed freak
know; but. gee!
SOS the $S-a-week
Chap with me.
Seer
Chicago Iymss- Herald.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Good sdvice: Never leave homo on .
journey without bottle Of Cham 6eFlsins
Collie, Cholera and Disrrh@s Remedy.
For sale at 80 cents per bottle BY Geo. M.
Andrews, Druggist.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

ais there no way to convince you," he
pleaded, that l would do anything in
the world to make you happy"
"Yes," she ooldly replied; "get move
on you before l become q total wreck
from loss OF sleep. CIeveland Dealer.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills,
Biliousness, Indigestion, Headache.
A pleasant laxative. An Druggists.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
DISEASES OF THE SKIN.

The intense itching and smarting incl
dent to eczema, letter, salt-rheum, and other
diseases of the skin is instantly allayed BY
applying Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment. Many very bad cases have been
permanently cured by it. 1t is equally
efficient for itching piles and favoIite rem
edy for sore nipples; chapped. hands, chill
blains, frost bites, and chronic sore eyes.
For sale by druggists at 25 cents per box.
TryDr. Cady's Condition Powders, they
rejnst what horse needs when in bad condi-
ton. Tonic, blood purifier and vermifuge.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

81 frankly admit" said the meek little
member Of the sewing society, shat
have but little Influence over my hus-
band"
"Pshaww exclaimed the bleaohed
blonde, disdainfully, 81 can make my
husband do anything he wants to-
Washington Star.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Laxol is the best medicine for children
Doctors recommend it in place Of Castor
Oil,
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
Much i'm Little

Is especially true of HOODS rms 1or no medi-
cine ever contained so great curative power in
On small space They are a whole medicine
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
'0lSuIlptiOl

AND IT'S CURE
To THE EDIToR.- have an absolute
remedy for Consumption. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been already
permanently cured. So proof-positive am
of its power that consider it my duty to
send tsoo bottles free to those of your readers
who have Consumption. Throat. Bronchial or
Lung Trouble, if they viii write me their
express and postofice address. Sincerely,
7. A. SL0CUM, N. c., Is3 Pearl St, New York.
ua- The Editorial and Business Management Of
this Paper Guarantee this generous Proposition.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Teacher-"Billy, can you tell the differ
ence between caution and cowardice?"
Billy-"Yes, ma'am. When you're
afraid yourself then that's caution. But
when the other fellows afraid, that's
cowardice. ''-HGrpcr's Bazar.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Scorcher-!Thirty dollars, eh? That's
nothing. / had bicycle suit that cost
$1,000.
Tandem-Who took your measured
Scorcher-A jury.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

I" I can't imagine q man doing . sillier
thing than to quarrel with woman"
81 can"
"Whatf"
"Refuse to quar- ell when she wants to-"
Detroit NeUs.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

"And you four brothers were named
Edmund, Edgar, Edward and Edwin.
were you? What could have been your
parents object In doing thatP"
"They wanted to keep us from ever
being nick named"
ibid 1t have that effectP'
Mot exactly. We've always been
called Chuck, Smokey, FIipps and Pill.
garlic. - Chicago Tribune.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Shsyne-What do you think Of man
who will bury a wife and three children
In the afternoon and 90 to the theatre at
nightP
Warden-He's brute.
shayne-No; he's an undsrtaker.-N.
p. Journal.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
One of R,smarc,,,. pre.ent. :,

Prince Bismarck on his last birthday
received q handsomely carved oaken
chest divided into five compartments,
zach representing one of the: fips di-
visions of the world. The chest oon-
Gains newspapers from everY knpYp
quarter of the earth mentiet
,'arck's eightieth birthday b coliec.
lion contains 760 papers. Forty, three
living languages and several dead ones
IRE represented.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20

Hewitt-"Our servant lighted the fire
with kerosene the other morning."
Jswett-"Did you discharge herr"
Hewitt-'We haven't found her yet. "
NJ r. World.
The Monitor-register., 1896-11-20
ood;S
chest, always ready, al vzsaA n
ways efficient, always sat 80 b HA
isfactory; prevent cold
or fever, cure all liver ills,
laland nlno i.11nnlinn

sick headache, jaundice. constipation. etc. 25c.
The only Pills to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-11-28
Horticultural Hints.

Fresh lime for snails.
The nicer the appearance OF fruit the
better the price.
II plums are to be shipped long dis
tances forward by express.
Apples are selling in the State Of
New York at 60 cents per barrel
The first year after the tree is plant
ed is the time TO prune and shape the
tree.
How much did the garden contribute
to the support Of the family this sum
mer;
Don't haul your fruit 10 market In a
lumber wagon, but use a strong spring
wagon with a large platform. II saves
your fruit from MASKING.
II you mix wlndfalls with picked
fruit they VIII detract from the dne
qualities Of your fruit. from the prices
and worst Of all. from the excellence OF
your reputation. Keep them separate.
II the ants are cutting the leaves or
your fruit trees fasten a wisp Of loose
cotton around the stem OF the tree be-
tween ground and the first branch; the
ants tangle In this and can't climb
over Il.
In packing fruit for shipment no pur-
pose Is served by ventilation other than
the escape Of moisture. The contact OF
fresh air hastens decay. Have the
package on the outside as dry as posi-
Bile.
Just after the gathering OF fall ap-
pies prices are usually low; better profit
would be obtained II they could be
held until the early winter months
Let them be sorted and stored In per.
fectly dry room, with a very low tenn
perature
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-11-28

From long experience in managing an
hpiary, we have come TO the conclusion
that clipping the queens wings is 4
decided advantage. No swarms will
then escape to the woods. The owner
can go from home, attend church. with
out having his mind disturbed with
thoughts Of losing swarms In his alb
sence. 1t Is better to do this than run
the risk OF losing excellent queens and
swarms. The bees viii never leave for
good II the queen does not accompany
them. This. Of course, has reference 10
first swarms. as second swarms may
issue at any time. with a young queen
fully fiedged. like Minerva from the
head Of love. ready for flight and legiti-
mate business. These latter can also
be prevented by opening the hives after
they have cast swarms. examining
carefully the combs and cutting out
all queen cells. but one in each hive.
II this Is done no second swarm will
issue.-Colman's World.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-11-28
Costly Trophies.

The head Of the musk OK is the most
costly Of mounted game heads. and
next Is the head OF the bison OF buffalo.
Fine buffalo heads. well mounted. bring
from $50 TO $500. A head OF $500. how
ever. would be one exceptionally large
and choice, and a fine head can be
bought for $3.50. Fifteen years ago a
well-mounted buffalo head could be
bought for from $50 to 500. The in
crease in price Is accounted for by the
growing scarcity OF the buffalo. which
has now practically disappeared from
the United States. The wood bison Of
the Great Slave lake region OF British
North America, which inhabit wood
land or mountain districts. are rather
more numerous than the prairie buf-
saloes Of this country. but their num-
bers are limited and decreasing. The
wood bison Is not so large as the prairie
buffalo. and its hair Is straighter and
very black. The musk OK heads are
held at $500 and upward. One musk
OK head owned by a taxidermist In
New York is valued at $3.50.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-11-28

Low wagons are great convenience,
greatly lessening labor In filling silos,
hauling fodder. manure. etc. num-
Der OF low frames to be attached to or
binary wagons have been illustrated
In these columns during the past year.
r. \. buckingham. OF Iowa. describes
In American Agriculturlst the fodder
loader shown. 1t has been used In
iowa with very satisfactory results.
The timbers a n are the hayrack sup
ports on wagon high or low. The
loader Is attached at b b. by means OF
long bolt; is a 2x4 which extends
under the wagon and has a sharp iron
point at d; Is attached to the loader
at by means of a long bolt form
ing hinge joint The shock Is laid
crosswise. and no matter how large the
shock. when the team starts. the iron