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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
DETROIT MOVES UP.
By Winning One Game the Tigers
DispIace the Saints.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Sept. 6.-Two games
played today and the clubs split even.
In the first the visitors were unable to hit
Barnett and the Blues punched hits on Gayle
in the fourth inning. The Blues lost the
second game on errors. Attendance, 1000.
Score:
First Game R.HE.
Kansas City .........00 o 8 o. % 2
Detroit ................0 81 90 0OO0-1 z 5
Batteries, Barnett and Lake; Gayle and
Twineham
Second Game RH.E
Kansas City ..............1 0 IA 5
Detroit ....................1 5 % 2
Batteries, Knell and Lake, Egan and Twine-
ham.
The game was called at the end OF the
fifth inning to permit Detroit to catch a train.
BREWERS WIN TWO GAMES.
MILWAUKEE,, Wis. Sept 6-Milwaukee
won two games from Grand Rapids this after
noon. In the first game Jones struck out
twelve men. The score:
R.H.E.
Milwaukee ...........o o Q O91047 8
Grand Rapids ........0 0 0 0 % 3
batteries, Jones and Spear; Mcfarland and
Hodge.
In the second game Milwaukee outbatted
the visitors. On account OF darkness the game
was called in the seventh inning. Score:
RH.E
Milwaukee ...............5 001O0 7-1S Is i
Grand Rapids ............0 O o 2 0 %
Batteries, Barnes, and Spear; VOTERS and
Hodge
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

At Ranelagh, England, the other afternoon
a novel form Of entertainment was INTRO
duced with great success, dancing On hicy-
cles. Ten ladies took part in it, eight CT
whom danced Cor bikeD set of lancers
with ease and grace They were all dressed
IN cream, with dark red ribbons around :hsir
sailor hats, matching exactly The orofusion
OF fine carnations with which all the sta
tionary parts of their bicycles were decorated
Two sisters, with big, 1iamond-shaped steel
buckles on their waists behind, were espe-
cially graceful and expert. After The lancers
they "biked'' a waltz, AMI a schottische and
a reel. 1t was universally decided that dane
ing on bicycles Is more Intricate and more
to be admired than dancing Oh skates.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

Earned runs, Minnehahas g. Maroons g.:
two-base hits, Bergstrom, Kovec, Mitchell.
Anderson; three-base hits, Anderson, VIII
liams 2; wild pitches, Egan 1; bases on balls.
Egan s, by Delaney z; hit by pitcher, E.
Delaney, Picha, Barnacle; left on bases,
Hahas s, Maroons II; stolen bases, Picha,
Widman 2, Berg, Anderson. Mitchell Will
liams, Egan; time. $50; umpire, Frost.
The 'Hahas also defeated the Unions last
Sunday by score Of 8 to f.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

base hits, Kraus, Glasscock Frank; three
base hit, O'Rourke; home runs, Genins, Can
tillon, George; sacrifice hit, Latham; stolen
bases, Cantillon, Latham, Genins, Frank,
Glasscock, HolIingsworth. Spies; bases on
balls, off Jones, z; off Fricken, 4; struck out,
by Fricken, /; by Jones' 4; left on bases, St.
Paul, 10; Columbus, z; double plays Spies
and O'Rourke, PARROT and Straus, PARROT.
Cantillon and Latham; time of game, 1850;
umpire, March.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
A BUCKET OF SMASH.
How indianapolis Views the Base
Ball Field.

How indianapolis Views the Base
Bali Field.
Winning the Western league pennant
this season means a good deal SAYS
the Indianapolis News, and if the
champions succeed they will deserve
even more credit than they did last
season. Ever since the meeting In
November there has been strong
feeling in the league against Indian
apolis. and, while it is not believed
that any clubs would purpcsely throw
games to enable some other club To
win, there is no doubt that every other
club in the league. with the possible
exception of Kansas City, would rather
see some other club than Indianapolis
win the flag. When the champions go
into game they have q little harder
nut to crack than the other clubs in
the league, for the reason that every
other club is laying for them. and
saving all strength to down Indian
apoEs. That was the case on the last
Western trip, and it will no doubt be
the same on the present trip. In Kan
sas City Callahan was reserved to
pitch two games against the cham
pions. In Milwaukee Barnes was
forced into the box twice. In Mime
apolis the cranks relied on HutchIson
to do the trick, and in st. Paul Den
ger was asked to pitch two games out
of three against the champions. That
is the way it has been all season.
Now, If Indianapolis does win the flag,
and the chances are all in its favor.
the boys can feel that they have won
a seven-to-ene bet, for the other seven
clubs have been against them all sea-
son.
The Indiana polls News says of the
Minneapolis management:
Walter Wilmot is certainly the most
erratic manager in the league. One
day he is praising his players to the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
Surplus Of Grapes.

CLEVELAND, o., Sept. 6.-The grape grow
crs of Northern Ohio are afflicted with a big
crop. Tho vines are black with the fruit,
which is selling at five cents a basket of ten
pounds in the vineyards. There is no profit
in such price. for the basket costs 21z cents
and the picking is much more. II is said that
no more grapes will be sent to market, but
that the remainder of the crop will be sold
to wine makers. This years crop Is tho
heaviest ever known in this section.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

OF hair of any royal lady In Europe, and vet
1t is never washed. Every day It Is brushed
through. while a lotion fof which the recipe
is jealousy kept is employed. Seven brushes
are used. one after the other, so that per-
feet cleanliness may be insured and the
operation takes four hours and four ladies'
in-waiting.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

Earned runs, Minneapolis 2; two-base hit,
Pickett threc-ba hits, Lally, Wa-den.
Kuehne; bases on balls, off Figgemeier 4, off
Fisher 1, off Kallem 2; struck out, by Fisher
10, Indianapolis Z; double plays, Figgemeier,
Pickett and Werden; Pickett, Ball and Wer-
den; time of game. 1:50; attendance. 1000;
umpire, ODay.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
Cumberland Fans Happy.

SptCIdI 20 IIIt GIOD6.
CUMBERLAND, Wis, Sept 6.-The great
est attraction at the intercounty fair was the
base ball tournament between Barron Skem
Lake, Crystal Lake and Cumberland Cum
berland winning first money The features
of the games were Conrad's work in the box
and Roberts at third.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
New Prague winner.

Special to the Globe.
NEW PRAGUE, Mimi, Sept. Ga very
interesting game of base ball was played
here today. Score: New Prague IA; Mont
gomery. IL. Batteries, Rachac and Drozda;
Keefe and Krenick; umpire, Judge Arnold.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
NO FLAG FOR SAINTS
EVEN COLUMBUS TAKES TWO
GAMES OUT OF THREE IN ST.
PAUL.
WHAT CAN INDIANAPOLIS DO?
THE HOLSTERS PLAY TWO GAMES
TODAY BARRING BAD
WEATHER.
They Appear to Be InvincibIe In
Their Final Squirt Toward the
Flag.

Columbus II, st. Paul 8.
Minneapolis 10, indianapolis o.
Detroit L, 8, Kansas City 3, 4.
Milwaukee =, 13, Grand r.. z, 2
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

New York florist recently was stung I'm
the tongue by small insect. The injury was
SO serious that a surgeon was compelled to
cut the mans tongue out In order to save mis-
life.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
Lasker and stcinitx Matched.

MOSCOW, Sept. GA newspaper here says
that chess match has been arranged be-
tween Lasker and Steinitz to take place here
at the end of October. ~
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

GAMES SCHEDULED FOR TO-DAY.
Indianapolis at st. Paul, two games.
Columbus at Minneapolis.
Detroit at Milwaukee.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07
MINNEHAHA TEAM WON.

Defeated the MarOons in a Well
Played Game.
Inc Mfnnehahas defeated the Maroons YES
terday on the Randolph street grounds bv
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

fBurHs out On infleid fly.
Earned runs, st. Pau. a.. Columbus 5; two
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

With all the novel devices and attachments
that have been patented for the benefit of
wheelmen the wonder is that no man of
genius has yet turned his attention toward
utilizing the frame as reservoir for Edufd
refreshment. The tubing could easily be lined
with porcelain and made non-lealsabIe. With
long rubber tube inserted at the handle
bars and reaching TO the frame the scorcher
could take water on the n.y. with the beat
OF them. Think what boon such con-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

st. Paul has only six more games to play
at home, one with Columbus and five with
Indianapolis.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

IT don't know what a pitcher is thinking
about" said a well-known ball player
Gently. Just look the field over and see
what opportunities he is throwing away
when he lets man go to first as a gift.
Now the very best batters in the league do
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

President Vanderbeck, of the Detroits, came
sible to have Tuesday Milwaukee Detroit
game transferred to Detroit. Secretary Gross
declined to accept the proposition, however,
although he was offered half of the entire
receipts as an inducement to give his con-
sent.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-09-07

The statement is made in some quarters
that, owing to postponed games, the Western
league season would he continued beyond
the date set for it to end, and no games
played after Sept. % this year will count in
the record,
The morning times., 1896-02-09
HE FELT LONELY.
A Cleveland Mans Queer Guest
at Dinner


at Dinner.
A Cleveland family was in court the other
day. A daughter was one of the witnesses,
and she had this cheerful tale to tell of her
father. who is a man of the most daring
originality, If the story is true:
PA was sitting in his saloon. feeling
lonely. He went to the barn, and, putting
a halter on his horse, brought him into the
house, saying be wanted the animal to eat
supper with him. Pa made me set a plate
for the horse. Then he took hold or the
horses front legs aud lifted them up on the
table. We all sat down to supper and tha
horse began to eat Pa picked up a mug
OF beer and began to laugh and throw
both hands In the air. The mug hit the
horse on the nose. The beast palled its
feet down, dragging the tablecFoth and up
setting the table. The horse backed up ard
sat squaTeiy on a red-hOt stove This
burned its tail, So the animal kicked the
stove over and ran out of the door. I
screamed ard pa threw lamp at me. The
house came near catching fire, and po-
Iiceman came in Pa has been arrested
1O8 times indianapolis Sun.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
HE HAD A LONG HEAD.
Consequently He Gave the Best OF
His Three Cigars A way

Consequently He Gave the Best OF
His Three Cigars way
will you have a cigar?' asked one man
of another. carefully selecting one OF
three which he drew from his waistcoat
pocket. He handed This one to his friend.
The other man smiled and said:
II suppose this is the kind you buy
60 give away
You might think so, but it isn't re-
Joined the one who had given the cigar.
"As q matter OF fact the one L gave you
is much the best OF The lot. / always
give away the cigars of that brand which
receive. It's not because they are bad.
but because they are good.
'This is how il is: For several years ]
have been buying my cigars of a dealer in
Nassau street always get a kind
can get for The money, and feel that
L cannot afford TO pay more for my cigars.
For some time the dealer has been
very anxious to get me to smoke cigar
that costs sl6 per 100. He assures me
that the difference between it and the one
! get is far greater than the prices would
indicate Some Of my friends also smoke
this expensive cigar. and they assure me
1T really is exceptionally good.
From time TO time the dealer gives me
one of the siNteen-cent kind to smoke. as
suring me that il / viii only try it will
buy no other. The truth is, fear he is
right. so / have resoluJely resisted tht
temptation to smoke the gift cigars.
Instead, / hand them TO some friend
That is one OF them. DO you believe now
that I gave you the worstg''
The friend saw no further reason FOL
doubling that the cigar which he had re
cetved was the best of the iot.-New Yorl
Tribune
The morning times., 1896-02-09
a Rival of the Poet Lapreate.

IL the author OF The Purple Cow" had
only known what the English premier ex-
peeted OF a laureate he might have secured
the position For the benefit OF readers
who are not familiar with that remarkable
production We append it. submitting ths
opinion that it is quite as forcibIe ii
'JamesOn's Ride
never saw a purple cow,
! never hope to see one;
But ] can tell You, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
st Pail Pioneer Press.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
There Were Others.

she-No, George; / like you, but 1 can
never be your wife.
He (haughtilyp-Never mind. There arc
others.
She-I know there are, George; 1 ac.
cepted one this morning-Philadeiphi In
quirer.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
she Had Time.

''wilI you soon be ready, dear?" said the
Emancipated Woman, calling upstairs 10
her husband.
''In a minute was the reply. Il am
just buttoning my Gloves
''AlI right, I'll go over 10 the club and
play a game of billiards 10 put in part of
the time Ex change.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
A solid Basis.

lis your hatred OF soap and water
founded on any railroad basis, or is IL mere
prejudice" asked the sarcastic lady, sur
Veying Perry Patetie with considerable
Interest
''on a good, solid basis, lady-a good,
solid basis / had forchin OF $725 once,
an lost il all peddlin' washin' machines
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
a Retter Arrangement

Huggins-Heilo, Klssam, had your hair
cat?
Kissam-Yes. dear boy. 1 found a place
where they cut your hair while you wait
Huggins-That's good. A barber shop
is usually a place where they cut some
other man's lsair while you wait.-Life.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Unfortunate Chan

Checlerly- Poor Algyl He's so horwidly
defawmed.
Stripes Defawmed?
Checkerly poor boy; his eyes are
SO pwominent that he eawn't wear mono
cle.-Truth.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Her Gentle Method !.

THAT must be heavily laden wagon"
said he, ''to make such a loud noise"
THAT isn't wagon" said she. THAT
Is Bridget giving the furnace its morning
fit.''
Really it wasn't, but he didn't stay much
longer.-New York Recorder.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
His Theory.

He-Yo' hcah de parson say dare am TO
be collection TO- dem cannibais to get
dem often de practice Oh eatin' folks?
she-How am dey gwine to get dem from
eatin' folks?
He-I dunno: 'cept dey kin send lot
ob cfiekfngs an watermeIens out to defn.-
Puck.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Embarrassing

Tourist Gin Oklahoma Colonel Hondy
Polk, the real estate dealer, is a very EN-
terprising man, isn't he?
Alkali Ike Wall, l should shout Why, he
can make a mountain out of a molehill an
then have no trouble in seilin' it TO some
| fool EaSterner.-Tru;h.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Proper Boat for Him.

Rural Ragges-How do yer propose to go
down south this winter?
Tramping Tatters-By de boat.
Rural Ragges-W hat boat are yer goin' ter
take?
Trampipg Tatters-A tramp steamer, OF
cOrrse.-EXchange-
The morning times., 1896-02-09
His Memory Fniled

After passing three years In Paris, u
French student wrote to his father as fol-
lows:
II have made up my mind TO set TO work,
dear father; therefore should like TO know
whether 1t was law or medicine that l
came to Paris to study.-Tid-Bits.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Anpreciation .

Papa-Here's nice little savings bang
for you, Willie.
papa?
Papa quarter? What for?
wiIlie-To put in my nice little savings
bank.-Truth.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Object Not statetf.

wffe-I mentioned to dear Kittie. in my
letter, about the dear duchess calling upon
us, and how sweet she was.
Husband-I suppose you did not say that
her grace called for a charity subscription?
wife-weIi, no; ! did notthink that sounded
Observation-Disclosures Fun
The morning times., 1896-02-09
spared for Further Mischief.

Madame" said the new border, zone OF
your family ca me very neardying iastnight."
Indeed. 1 was not aware that any one
was i'll. Who was it?'
1.-The man in the room next to mine who
played the 'cornet till 3 a. m. He stopped
just in time to save his life. ."-Detreit Free
Press.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Bloody Battle.

she-Do you think we are going to have
war?
HSYes, do.
she-what do you think we are going to
make war on?
He-On paper-Yonkers Statesman
The morning times., 1896-02-09

A newly married woman's dinner table
always looks pretty, but ii takes an older
houSekeeper with her best wedding china
smashed by time to get up dinner that
tastes good.-Atchison Globe.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Self-Deception

She-And you told noe it would ever be
your aim to make nay life naught but one of
happiness. And to think that believed you!
He-That's nothing. ! believed it at the
time myself.-Indianapo Journal.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Chicago weather.

al think said the weather prophet,
fhOnghtfuIly, that we are TO have little
typical Chicago weather"
what kind is that?'
IAN kinds at once" replied the weather
prophet Chicago Post,
The morning times., 1896-02-09
PrObIeQaaficNf

willie-wili teacher go to heaven when
she dies. ma?
Mrs. Ferry-Yes, dear.
willie-But will they let her in?-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Just an Advertisements .

1.-The Circassian girl was Just telling abeus
somebody stealing kiss from her."
ION, that's a cheap advertising dodge.
She has no diamonds, you know"
And the heavy lady sneered.-DetToit
Tribune.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
A Cautious CYclizt

Beiia-I hear that you have joined the
ranks of the bioomerites."
Cfara-Not altogether; you sec, always
ride in the outskirts OF the city-"-Roxbury
Gazette.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Excellent Opportunity

1--WE may Eave wet weather for Christ
mas" remarked the major.
That will give Santa Claus j chance 10
use this rain deer" replied the Judge
PittsDurg chronicIe-TeIegrapb
The morning times., 1896-02-09
just Like "a Man.

"Those autumn leaves are much too
gaudy,'' said Adam, eyeing them coldly
and critically. why didn't you get ever
greens that would last awhiIe?''- Indian
apoIis Journal.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Her C,oucIusion.

the baid-headed man with the fun beard
entered the room, there's a man whose
hair is ali growed down through his face" /"
Judge.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Notbinp 70 SDeak or,

'sYou needn't give me the quarter today;
tomorrow will be time enough"
but if / should die in the interval?'
'Then the loss would be trivial. New
York Times.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
The Difficulty,

Hazel-say. haven't you and Jack beer
engaged long enough to get married?
Mabel-Too long He hasn't got CEN
ieft.-Truth.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
she Knew None.

Hampton Belief wouldn't allow hor
Yid man TO kiss me, would you?
Newport News GirI-of course not; I don'i
know any such.-Norfolk Pilot
The morning times., 1896-02-09

Hiland-See how anxiously that man is
gazing into the dentists show windowi
HaIket-Perhaps he is picking his teeth.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
ON, What a ptfference.

Smither-what on earth made Brownkirs
and Jenesley so sick today?
MISUNDERSTANDING each others health
last night.-New York World.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
For Poker Players.

"This is too good to keep said the dealer,
rs he hooked over a royal flush and saw the
man on the other side of the table shift
his reyoIver.-Chieago Record.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Shaped Like Il Boot

Wfggins-Well. it is natural enough that
Italy should kick. pGY
Biggins-How 50?
Wiggins-Why, you sec, she is built that
way.-spare Moments,
The morning times., 1896-02-09

''While am 70 iingo, fsaid the reporter,
who for the fourth time in one week bad to
correct an item, still seem to be a sue
cess as a tailtwiSfer., .,-Cincinnati En-
Guirer ~
The morning times., 1896-02-09
A Brave Man.

'Do you know awoke lastnight and heard
a man breathing under my bed
What a start you must have got"
'Oh, no. was in the upper berth OF q
sleeping cari''-Chicago Record.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Tha Rnlinp Pnssion.

Just think, Fraulein ROsaIiEd, / was
dreaming about you last night
''IudeedI What dress did have one''-
Fnegende BIaetter.
The morning times., 1896-02-09

Papa, on top of the stairs-Is that young
man gone, Mamie?
Mamie-Yes, papa, awfuliyi-Judge.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Getting Adennnt.e Returns.

'Chaperons can be slliFed now
as that so? Well -letSs hire ours to go
to bed at 8 oeleck.Y-ehicago Record.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Existence Explained

Chubb-What makes Mogiey such a ty-
rant?
Babb-I don't know. / guess he was
made to order.-Roxbury Gazette
The morning times., 1896-02-09
rrareler-Mav Lake ans seate

Traveler-May / take this seat@
Maiden from Boston. cilyi-Where GO
you wish to take it. sir Christian Advocate.
She was an impOstor. A real Boston gtci
would have said want" and where to-"
Boston Globe-
The morning times., 1896-02-09

The letter d is a veritable old salt. II
has been following the C for years.-Boston
Transcript.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
ph,loIogv vs F,nsnce

Pht1ology vs. Finance.
Professor-Is dude" short for any
thing?
PupI-Yes, for car fare usuaIly-Post-
Dispatch.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
More Than Necessary

HAS she any proof of his Lover"
"He lets her brother ride Iris bicycle
New York Herald.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
Reggie's Convaleseence.

Mamma-Don't imagine you're sick, Reg
gle, or you'll never get web.
Reggie-AlI right, mamma; then LII play
Off well and go skating just to stop my
sickness.-Harper's Round Table.
The morning times., 1896-02-09
AN ApvAsraGE WHEN you BREAK THROUGH THE ICE

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