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compared with those of yesterday

Government bonds firm at unchanged quota
we're Chicago and North Pseide lists +. R isat NoTs
Toik ana Western NJ. and w. division. Rio
S StshGs western srd So1 Lists, s9 %t t hallway Ss.
more important net declines were in Atchison
ts' Ok 4. r. r. e y cent mt to IN and I'd As, IT, 4.
TO AN: Northern Pacific I'd c. u. to liz; I'D G,
/; to IN: consol 5s. 19s. to an: consol 5s. T.
Grande Western lists, u, to 76x,, and southern
s %ss,' e ~ II; and W. division sdv ae's'H Il a' $
sold at 90.
Commercial price of bar silver in New York,
os1fc. Bar silver in London closed at 319sd.
rate was 4 y cent. though exceptional transac,
y cent; for sixty and ninety days. and ~ .
cent; Tor four, five. and six months on mixed
stock Exchange collateral. Commerrial paper.
6sG@9 . cent for flrst.eless endorsed bills re-
ceiyaoie and four months commission paper,
and q e cent, and upward for choice single
names.
Sterling exchange was dull and weaker. Long
private discount. at London. Continental ex-
change was dull, but without material change.
bills bHsse and s1A s4.s tssei for Tor d sas1.lnE' s tssua for r lS9s
ere; Long bills s4;s6lf @gs4.seN sight drafts.
s Sa;ssSi' a. ana & s esSle htr 1sS ,n.: s4;ss. Francs are
S.isS for short etEg rssieeSS,ssmssGriks to ss f sna lo 9;lo sBS
sN 0sff aa II for rs short; g1ilders, 40 lie G4O1s
Domestic exchange on New York: Boston, 10
0i8sb cents discount. Charleston-Buying, par;
selling, 70 premium. SavRnnah-Buyin., i-i6
of; selling, par. New Orleans Bank, I5o pre-
MUM; commercial. 26G50 cents discount. San
Francisc0-Siah par; telegraph, par. St
premium. Chicago-40 cents discount
The New York Central and Hudson River
Railroad Company has declared q quarterly div
fdend OF l y cent. payable April 10. The COM
pany reports for the quarter ending March 81:
Gross earn.s l $4,000 se,ss5,sls Inc. seas. 7s2
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To HOLDERS OF
Northern Pacific R. R. Company'S

General First Mortgage Bonds,
General Second Mortgage Bonds,
General Third Mortgage Bonds,
Dividend Certificates,
Consolidated Mortgage Bonds,
Branch Road Bonds,
Collateral Trust Notes,
Preferred Stock,
Common Stock,
and
Northwest Equipment Stock
and
Trust Company's Receipts for the
above described bonds.
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Total saics. 1850 shares.
Electric stock Quotations.
March ls.-The closing Quotations of electri
DINNER COMPEND.

Wheat Higher-Better Cables strong Sta
tisticnl Position bad Crop Reports
from Some Sections cotton Again
Moves Upward-Iiverpool stronger
shorts Coveri.g-Light Receipts and
Moderate Stocks.
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rINzxoIAL AND oomrEaor1L.

New Tork stssh Ezshs-Gs-ssies nHsrshae
UNITED STATE y ~ BONDS tH e1,00OsD.
90 U 3 ts,c, 1925. .iieht Y ' debt sss... eia
g Dc, o........ii8NI
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Collections of internal revenue for the eight
months OF the current fiscal year have egfre-
gated SOS, 1871 $40, q decrease as compared with
tho corresponding months OF 1895 OF Sl,o51,.
0g0. The principal decrease was in spirits Of
S3,9s7 ,o40, while tobacco and fermented
liquors show an increase of S2,000,000. The
other Items show n slight decrease.
The receipts OF the Government to-day were:
Customs, 5000. S2S; Internal revenue, S31p. 04B,
and misccllG neoua $15.0S3. a total OF $780,
D5T. The disbursements. including 5000, 900
for pensions. were 81, 80. 900. being an excess
OF ex expenditures over receipts of S2O4 ,O43.
The net assets Of the Treasury at the close Of
business to-day, as officially computed, compare
with those OF yesterday AS follows:
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WTTVWT NH60IW NTWNtf,T III
Guiding gold balance. So. see5.so0.yi e2e5. cal. e5s
Money In London. u ". cent. Rate OF dis
count IN open market for both short and three
months bills, AQI16 % cent. Paris advices
quote 3 y cents Mt 101 francs so centimes. Ex-
change on London, 20 francs 22l1 centimes.
The sales of mining stocks at the Consolidated
Stock and Petroleum Exchange to-day were as
foilowa.
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Brooks; Bertha g; an6 sno to Ernest J wflis,
y2s fa'A row. basement &C. 1850 10
Graves, Robert, and ano to National Wall Pa
per Co, 4s3-4S5 9TH av, ! w.. ...........
Davidson, Mary N, to Christian volzing. n Q
cor Sd av and 57th st. ground floor, o yrs. -.
+th street, 3 yrs. ..,.....
Schuenemann. Elizabeth. to Ike Kind. IT'S I'd
:. WObO 10
siefke, Adeline. to James II Keane 4 co. I.S5I-
viisSs 80 az, 2 yrs
West Houston st, o yrs
Same to August Ludemann. IL West Houston
Jansen, Dick q F, to otto Merath, sic 10Th
Rv, $ yrs. .....,.,,
Carey, John, and ano to S Firuski L Son, 10
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
WOMEN WITH WHEELS.

Nine. Sarah Grand has become an ad-
vocate of cycling. The rational" dress
is the one she favors.
From several parts of the country
come reports of washerwomen who use
the wheel in delivering clothes to their
customers.
Ladies' bicycles are now turned cut
in England with charming bags, hold
ing many dainty articles, such as mir
ror, powder puff and perfume bottle.
The sight of a groom following his
bicycling mistress on wheel is not
rare in England. 1t seems to be the
proper thing for him to wear full livery
with belt, top boots and buckskin.
The cycling craze threatens to ruin
lawn tennis in England. The secre-
taries of the numerous clubs arc0nd
London are in despair. All the ladies'
are away cycling and the club grounds
are deserted.
An English woman, coasting down
the steep hill above Dover, lost contro
of her bicycle and ran into regiment
of volunteers recently, but serious
accident was avoided by her collidine
first with the big drum.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Friendship OF Animals.

Animals form very strong and very
strange friendships. Thus, for in-
stance, a lioness from Somaliland has
recently taken under her protection a
youthful bull terrier, which she treats
as we'll as il he were her own son and
heir. Curiously enough, she will have
nothing whatever to do with her young
friends affectionate brothers and sis
tiers, and while the favorite reposes Sc
curely under her protecting paw she
has nothing but very suggestive snarl
for all the rest. Again, there is
young maltese cat, which, on finding
out in some mysterious manner that
nestful Of tiny chickens were left moth
erless, took the orphaned family at
once in hand Tor, rather, paw, and
the fluffy party made themselves i'm
mediately at home in the warm fur coat
of the strange fosteT-mother. If, we
are told, one of the babies ever hap
pens to stray too far afeld, the furry
foster-mother recalls it at once with a
plaintive NEW. An equally curious case
is told by NJ. Belief Of terrier and a
cat, both of whom were the mothers
of happy families in the same stables,
exchanging their progeny and nursing
and tending their adopted children
with the utmost care. At the Jardin
des Plantes, in Paris, lioness and a
hound live in same cage in perfect
peace and friendliness, and in North
Germany a gamekeeper has recently
reared mixed litter of pups and fox
cubs.--ChicagO Chronicle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Academy Headache.

Mr.. Simon Smell, of Sheffield, Eng
land, reports in the Medical Press and
Circular form of headache to which he
has given the above name. 1t has long
been appreciated by large number Of
those who frequent picture galleries
that few hours spent in steadily OBJ
serving the paintings will almost in
variably be succeeded by headache.
Mr.. Smell, while investigating the
causes of miners nystagmus, disease
he has recently discussed in a most
classical manner, has also discovered
that the reason for these troublesome
encephalalgias lies in a strain of the
external muscles of the eye-especially
the superior rectus and levator palpe-
bre. AS compared with the other ex-
ternal ocular muscles these are known
to be feeble, and the continued exertion
to which they are subjected in direct
ing the vision to those pictures hung
above the line will readily account for
the painful results. If the head Is held
we'll back the necessity for rotating the
eyes upward may be obviated in part
and the evil effect accordingly dimin-
iShpd
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
TAME HuMMINo BIRDS.
A Naturalist Succeeds In Catching ons
in His Hand.

A Naturalist Succeeds In Catching one
in His Hand.
Several cases are on record Of at
tempts to tame humming birds, but
when placed in cage they do not
thrive, and soon die. The orange
groves of Southern California abound
in these attractive creatures, and sew
eral can often be seen about the flower
ing bushes seeking food or chasing
each other in play, Once, when living
ON the slopes of the Sierra Madre noun
tains, where they were very plentiful,
accomplished the feat Of taking one
in my hand.
l first noticed 1t in the garden, rest
ing on mustard stalk, and, thinking
to see how near could approach, l
gradually moved forward by pretend
ing to be otherwise engaged, until l
was within five feet Of it, The bird
looked at me calmly and moved slow
ly nearer, whistling gently to attract
its attention. AS began to think some
thing was the matter with it, 1t bent
its head upon one side, eyed me sharp
ly, then flew to another stalk a few
feet away, contemplating me as before,
Again | approached, taking care not to
alarm 1t, and this time | was almost
within reaching distance before 1t flew
away.
The bird seemed to have growing
confidence in me, and l became more
and more deliberate in my move
ments until finally stood beside 1t, the
little creature gazing at me with its
head tipped upon one side as If ques-
tioning what l was about. l then with
drew and approached again, repeating
this several times before I stretchel
out my hand to take it, at which it flet
to another bush. But the next time II
allowed me to grasp it, and l had
caught wild bird open-handed with
out even the use of salt!
Such instances must be rare where
birds are familiar with human beings
In some Of the islands of the South
Pacific birds have been found that had
never seen a man before, and allowed
themselves to be picked up, and ever
had to be pushed out of peoples way.
One Of the curious features Of hum
ming birds is that they are never found
in Europe, being exclusively American
ranging in this country from the ex
IRENE north to the tropics, adding tt
the beauty Of field and grove, being
veritable living gems. Nothing can ap
proach the humming bird in its gor
geousness of decoration. 1t is especial
ly rich in the metallic tints, seemingl!
splashed with red, blue, green and 9th
err bronzes. Some appear to be deckeC
in a coat of mail, others blazing in tn
sunlight with head-dresses and breast
plates that are dazzling to behold ant
defy description. The smallest of birds
they are one of the most beautiful o
the many ornaments Of our fields ar
gardens.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Not Inviting More Collisions.

"No, sir" said the man who had
wavered. IT won't learn to ride a BIZ
cycle. had thought of trying it but
I have just heard of peculiar trait in
the machine that caused me to change
my mind"
whats that?"
81 understand that when you first
try to ride if you see anything you es-
pecially wish to avoid you're almost
certain to run into it"
There's good deal of truth in it"
"Well, that settles the wheel for me.
/ have enough trouble with bill-collec-
tors as it is. Washington Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

Mr.. F. E. Coqgrove of the Q. B. d Q.
r r., Buda, H., writes: ~ have been
sick for eight years with kidney and
liver trouble and malaria, have been
taking Patent Medicines and Doctors
Medicines for eight years and spent
5000 and got no help until l took DR..
Rays Renovator. had poor appetite,
indigestion, sour stomach, constipation,
yellow skin and eyes, tired feeling, pain
In back and side, nervous and wakeful,
headache and dizziness, bloating Of
bowels and limbs, short dry cough,
chills and fevers. DR.. Kay's Renovator
has removed these symptoms and |
Renovation" II is sold by druggists at
25cts and $l.00 or sent by mail by DR..
b. j Kay Medical Co., Omaha, Nebraska.
Send stamps for large sample book
let.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
The world,s NewspaperS.

A statistician has learned that the
annual aggregate circulation of the
papers of the world Is calculated to be
12,OOO,O0O,O 900 copies. To grasp any idea
of this magnitude we may state that 1t
would cover no fewer than 10, 450
square miles of surface; that 1t is print
ed on 49, $50 tons Of paper, and fur
Their, that If the number $4,000 900, 000
represented, instead of copies, seconds,
it would take over 1893 years for them
to elapse. In lieu of this arrangement
we might press and pile them vertically
upward to gradually reach our highest
mountains. Topping all these, aud
even the highest Alps, the pile would
reach the magnificent altitude Of 400,
or, in round numbers, 500 miles. Cal.
culating that the average man spends
five minutes reading his paper in the
day this is very low estimatel, we
find that the people of the world alto.
gether annually occupy time equivalent
to 100000 years reading the papers,
Buffalo Commercial.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
nIcrcles OH RailnaHs.

New York Press: More than $4,000
bicycles belonging to passengers leav-
ing the city have been handled by rail-
road companies during the first fort
night of the present month, ending yes
terday. This is largely in excess of the
number carried during any previous
two weeks, and forms a basis for the
opinion expressed to-day by passen-
ger agent that the handling Of bicycles
is now among the most difficult prob
lens confronting railroad companies,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Human Hair in warships.

Philadelphia Record: A fact that has
recently come to light shows a new use
to which human hair has been pat.
During the last year or two tons Of
hair have been packed between the
plates of certain part of war vessels.
Hair is very elastic, and this affords a
most effective backing to metal. Again,
it is being used very satisfactorily to
form q kind Of fender, which is thrown
over the side Of vessel to protect her
from scraping against the side of a
dock, to take the place, in fact, of more
commonly used rope coils.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
sHEEr RAISING IN AusrRALIA.
Tho Farms Arc OF Enormous Size and
Run LIde Petty Dukedoms

The Farms Are OF Enormous Size and
Run Llde Petty DukodomL
In the east, middle and southern
states of America sheep are raised on
the farm" in the west they are raised
on the ranch" while in Australia they
are raised on the Station" AS the
"ranch" of our great west is but the
extended pasture of the eastern middle
state or southern farm, so the station"
lie really but an enlarged ranch, though
the social and business Importance OF
the great Station" owner of Australia
is neither shared nor even dreamed of
by the active, intelligent and indus
trious sheep raiser of any portion of
the United States. OF course, the whole
ESTATE" or land devoted to pastoral
use by one head or management, COM
prises the station, and yet the idea
conveyed by the word station" is the
central point, or what may be regarded
as the capital of province. The sta
lions In Australia are as large as the
princlpalities of the middle ages, or
as many modern dukedoms incline
to think that ten Of the largest Aus
tralian stations, il united, would equal
in area the whole Of Belgium. One
James Tyson has about 100000 acres,
or territory as large as three states
like Rhode Island one and one-half
Delawares, or over one-third the size
Of Vermont, or one-seventeenth the size
Of Iowa. He has nearly 100000 sheep,
or the equivalent in cattle" One Mr..
McCuaghey has one station Of 1,2l4,S77
acres, with some 100000 sheep. James
Wilson has 100000 acres, or just 1000
square miles, in one station, and over
1000 sheep, have friend in the
interior whom l visited recently, who
has 100000 acres and 100000 sheep.
One can drive a hundred miles on a
straight line on this estate, OF this
10000 acres 10000 are freehold and
the rest Ia leased from the govern
ment of New South Wales on LONG
time, for a definite annual rental.
have another friend, member Of the
New South Wales Parliament. who
holds $4,000 acres in Queensland, or
long lease at an annual rental Of
farthing, or u cent per acre. Re
Gently the government has sunk al
artesian we'll on this land that flows
100000 gallons of water per day, &C
cording to newspaper reports Mos
of this station, l am informed, Is gooC
land. All these stations, like the petit!
dukedoms of Europe, are named, ant
the names, when pronounceable, ar
not easily forgotten. But their name
serve a better purpose than mere or
nament. AS there is conslderabl
difference in altitude, latitude, soil
vegetation, breed or care Of sheer
there is very noticeable differenc
in the wool, and the reputation Of tn
station has not little influence on tn
price Of the respective clips. In tn
English trade review, or prices cur
rent, the names of the stations Of Aus
tralia become as familiar to a larg
business class as are the names Of tn
nations of the globe to the averag
educated man.-Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
An AthleIe.

"How is it," asked the flippant young
person, that you have no medals when
you are so prominent member of the
athletic club?"
"Oh," said the elderly gentleman OF
sporty proclivities, "all ever did in
the way of athletics was to lift the
mortgage off the clubhouse"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
The Sweet Thing.

Miss Jellus Ito Miss Mature, who is
handsome, but not so young as she used
to bell believe you paint your cheeks.
Miss Mature-No, 1 don't; nature
paints them.
Miss Jellus--Then l must say won.
der at natures choosing such worn.
out piece of canvas to work on.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Good Cookies.

One cup OF butter, two of sugar,
beaten TO cream, three tablespoon.
fuls of sweet milk. sift two cups of
flour with two teaspoonfuls OF baking
powder, beat we'll together, pour on
rolling board and roll to quarter Of
an inch thickness, add as little -four
rs possible; bake in quick oven.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
A Modern YInw.


I've read and thought and wondered
long
Ger things which were in days Of old
I've heard deal Of pretty song
OF times when thoughts were not Of
gold,
When Cupid's aim was never wrong,
And fair maids hearts were never
sold.
Those were the days when hearti
were true;
Iwish that lived thel--don't youi
Are not our girls Of modern date
AS fair as ever theirs could be?
Or were these maids Of whom they
pirate
OF some old type which we don't seei
Were they more modest and sedate,
Or were they still more full of glee?
Were they?- But, great Jerusa.
lem!
They're dead and gone-we cant
love them. New Bohemian.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

Chlnn--I wish could afford the time
and money for trip to Europe this
summer.
shinn--What countries would you
visit? /
None Of them. I would stay right
here in New York and have the great
est time Of my life"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
smallest Hand. Made ArtIcle.

The smallest article made by hand
without the aid Of the magnifying glass
is probably the fusee of lever watch.
The links in this tiny chain are so
small that at little distance they are
invisible, yet the best of them are still
handmade.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Thoso DuIl WIndowsi

If II were only possible to protect
the interior OF the mansion In more
pleasing fashion to the outside OBJ
server, the closed houses on fashiona-
BILE thoroughfares would not be such
eyesores to the beauty.loving public.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

my dear Jimson, what is the cause
Of your joyful expression of counten-
ance? Have you received fortune?"
81 have, my dear fellow, have" Con
gratulations. And the fgureT ITS
a b-o-yw-Detroit Free Press
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
The Ersot of CompnrIaon.

"The rooms in your new house seer
small"
yes" but we are going to the sea
shore for the summer and when we ge
back they will seem big and roomy,"-
Chicago Record.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
snrnr CookIsn.

One cup light brown sugar, one egg,
half cup sour milk, half cup shorten
ing, teaspoon of soda, half teaspoon
baking powder, flavor with nutmeg or
pulverized peach pips. Persons tast-
ing OF these cakes are surprised when
told what 1t is.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
10 emo LIrht Of Exnerlence.

The Newly Married Man ION his first
night off, sadly)-"I wonder what my
wife will say when I get homer"
The other-"When you've been mar
fied DIS long as l have, old man, you'll
know beforehand"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Demands OF summer Guests.

"Them folks from town dldnt stay
much of spell, Uncle Reub?"
NAV; went back mad cause We
didn't hev no cycle paths an 'lectri,
lights in Their blackberry patch."-Cht
cago Record.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Whore II Coup,s.

Physician-"What you need is a Iona
course Of physical training"
Patient ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS II
what comes from the lack Of college
education"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Ting Solve. Al Problsm,

Pipkin-"I like my quail & little
gamey, waiter"
Potts-"Bring it fresh, waiter" (To
triend) 1T will be gamey enough by
the time you get it."-La=ks.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

rake one cup OF sugar, Ave eggs and
beat until very light, then add ono
cup of Houri this can be favored with
eny aavoring desired, and should be
baked In moderately hot oven.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Not AmhItlona Ennnrh.

Pip-"A lawyers highest aim should
be to keep his clients out of law"
Flip-"True, but the trouble Is ~
many of them are content to take
humber view Of the matter"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Rs- selS-DenIaL

Mrs. Hopper is very benevolent
woman, isn't she?"
Eyes; this time of the year she always
gives away large bundle Of flannela
to the poor" Chicago Record.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

Ruthven, pronounced "Reven.'9
The proudest was Roderick Ruthven
OF family numbering suthven;
So intense was his pride
That they said, when he dido,
"He Is really too naughty for huthven!,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

Russian railways are the most dan
gerous in the world. Thirty persons in
every million passengers are either
killed or hurt.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Right In Trim.

College Trainer-"Have you ever
had any experience as a sprinter?"
r, Resting-"I acted four years out
West as United States deputy mar
shall"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27

Mrs. Pompon-"But your milk never
yields a particle Of cream"
Milkman-"Ah, mum, the cream ID
90 thick 1t falls to the bottom."-Comio
Home Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-08-27
Hard to Tell.

summered on the Jersey coast,
And l am puzzled still,
AS, twixt the skeeters and hotels,
Which has the longest bill.
Louisville Truth.