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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1896-09-01

Perhaps the most satisfactory pas
sage in the batch Of letters passing be-
tween Lord Salisbury and Secretary
olney on the general arbitration pro-
ject, is the latter's rejection of the
British premier's proposal to rob Vene
zueIa of such territory as Englishmen
may already have seized in violation
of her rightS.-New York Sun.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1896-09-01
THE PERSISTENT scoRcHER.

You may break, you may shatter
His bones if you will,
But the soorcher will hang DER
The handle bars still.
Cleveland Leader.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1896-09-01

Dom Kruger appears TO be an ami
able. manly old fellow. His manifest
desire that Jameson and his compan-
ions shall not be severely punished for
their attempt on the integrity of the
Transvaal, as we'll as his magnani-
nous conduct throughout the whole
affair. places him in most agreeable
light.-BoSton Herald.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1896-09-01

Stockholm is said TO have the largest
death roll from alcoholism of any city
in the world Ninety in 1000 die from
the excessive use of intoxicantS.
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1896-09-01

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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1896-09-01

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13
bright BITS.

-Jones-Good morning, Benson. How
do you find business?
Benson-By judicious advertising.-Har-
lem Life.
Tired Tatters-Yes. sir, pard, it pays
ter be honest
Weary Wraggles-I know, now, Tatters
why yer so burned poor.-Louisvile
Truth.
1t must be a sore temptation to the
cranks who hate wealth to resist throwing
a bomb into the national convention of
plumbers, which Is meeting in Detroit
Buffalo Express.
George (hesitatngly): But. darling,
if we elope will your parents ever forgive
Ethel: Yes dear, if we are not too long
about it-Answers
Mrs. Hichurch: That was an excellent
sermon the rector gave US this morning,
wasn't It?
Mr.. Hichurch: Yes. I wonder whose It
was.-Yonkers Statesman.
-Pater Famfias-Never forget, my son,
that knowledge is power.
Filius Familias-Then how is it that
Briggsy, the boOtblack, kin lick any Teller
in the high school?-Up to Date.
Haven't you ever heard that it Is
best to let sleeping dogs lie?"
Tn. lndI S All FuDDlSn. dogs 0On I lie.
Their owners attend to that part of the
business. New York Recorder.
-Jones-smith is in business for himself,
isn't hep
Brown-For himself? Well, I should say
he is in business for the benefit of an ex-
traVagant family.-Brooklyn Life.
II think" said the receiver, that you
will be able to pay 50 cents on the dollar"
"Why, man." said the bankrupt, pro-
testingy. that will take half of my pri-
vate fortune. Washington Times.
-Watts-Don't you wish you were as
happy as that whistling boy out in the
street?
Potts-Id be whole lot happier than
that kid if l could lay my hands on him -
indianapolis Journal.
Benny Dictus-There is an article in
to-day's paper I should like you to get
my wife to read. but it is no use asking
her.
Sam Singleton-I'H tell you how to do
IT. Cut the piece out and put it in your
pocket.-New York Herald.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

| The action Of the democratic state con-
] vent.on of Minnesota Thursday was a
very great surprise on Wednesday it
was regarded as certain that the conveh-
ton would declare for silver. Il not only
diI not do that but IL adopted particu-
larly strong sound money platform.
Another surprising thing was that the
Minneapolis and Duluth delegates voted
for silver. In most Of the states the strong
hold OF silver is in the country districts
and sound money as a rule holds possession
OF the cities. In Minnesota. however. the
most OF the sound money delegates must
have come from the country districts, or
at least from the smaller towns.
The action Of the Minnesota democracy
makes it certain that the silverites viii
not have a two-thirds majority in the
Chicago convention. and therefore they
VIII not be able to say who the nominee
for President shall be. unless they repeal
the two-thirds rule, which they are not
likely 20 do.
There is no probability OF course that
a sound money man VIII be nominated.
but the sound money delegates viii be in
a position TO say that no radical free sill
yer man like Mr.. Bland shall have the
nomination. The nominee and the plat
form should be in harmony. but that
doesn't necessarily mean that the most
fanatical Of all the silverites should be
placed at the head Of the ticket.
We should not be surprised If a much
more conservative feeling should prevail
at Chicago than many of the leading sill
verites expect. Judging from what has
cropped out among the silver delegates
at ST. Louis there viii be a good many
delegates at Chicago classed as silyerites
who are really for sound money. They
may have been instructed to vote for
silver and will obey their instructions,
but at the same time they will use their
influence in the interest Of a conservative
course Chairman Harrity had delegates
Of this class in mind when he declared
that in his opinion the action Of the Chi
cago convention I'm respect to silver would
be much less radical than the extreme
siiverites seemed to expect.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13
The Gorernors of Montnnn.

Helena has larger stock OF govern
ors on hand than any capital city in the
United States that / can think Of" was
the observation OF Judge Gilbert 10 an ac-
quaintance during his visit 70 tlis city
on receivership matters connected with
the northern Pacific railroad. Judge Gill
bert hadn't been in the city a great while
neIOre ne met one governor In the court
room. says the Helena Independent.
JudBe Gilbert, said a friend, permit
me TO Introduce our friend, Gov Leslie %
GoVernor OF Montana inquired Judge
Glloerl. with Questioning elevation Of
Not now said the friend. without go
Ing further into details. And here" he
added, turning TO another Of the interest
Toole."
L. He IS the-governor?" said Judge Gil
bert, but without emitting the question
Used to be. - answered the friend
This is Gov. Carpenter, Judge Gilbert"
Was" the other answered him. antic-
ipatng his query This is Gov. BOtkin-
Judge Gilbert did not speak, but he look
Ell inquringly around and some one ven
tured 10 explain:
Lieutenant governor, you see"
"Ah"' was the brief reply to that.
When the court adjourned Judge Gill
bert went 10 his hotel. On the way there
the party stopped at the First National
10 MIN. In the afternoon they dropped
into the court house and visited the state
OllceS. Inere was anOl experience
Of the same kind for Judge Gilbert there.
This is Gov, Tooker" said one of the
members, as they passed through the Of
fee of the clerk and recorder.
And, even then, Judge Gilbert did not
meet the governor Of the state, for that
official was out OF the city on official
business at the capital OF the nation.
Il met some very pleasant men during
my stay there" he said, as ne departed
the next afternoon, and the impression
1 carry with me IS that they We're mostly
governors
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13
Had Not Mastered the Art.

You are charged with riding on the
public highway after dark without a light
ed lamp" said the magistrate, sternly. ac-
cording to the New York Journal. Have
you anything to say in your defense?'
Tiff YOU please, your honor" replied
the fair bicyclist, tremblingly, ''my-ny
lamp went out"
That is what they all say" said his
honor, satirically. Did you not know your
lamp was out?'
Yes, sir" admitted the wheelwoman.
with downcast eyes.
Then can see no excuse for you" said
the court.
Still, he wished to be lenient. if he could.
Had you no match?" he asked, more
kindly.
Yves, = she stammered Il had a m
m-match."
In that case shall have to sentence
you to
"Oh, please don't Mr.. Judge" implored
the girl; Il can't explain"
GO on, said the court, encourag ingly.
1t is true, your honor, that 1 had a
match" she pleaded, with crimson checks,
But"
The magistrate was all attention.
1T was the frst time 1 had ever worn
bloomers-''
There was a look of compassion on the
judicial face now.
And 1 did not know how to strike it,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13
Personal

The children's subscription for a mon
ument 10 the late Eugene Field now
amounts 10 Ss3l55. and 1913 subscribers
are represented.
The Rev. DR.. Newman Hall OF Lon
don celebrated his S0th birthday the other
day. He is stu in active work. and en-
joys excellent health.
Joseph Merrill OF Amesbury. Mass,
the opponent Of John G. Whittier in the
famous contest for the legislature in 1Si4
Is III. He IS ~ years old
The late Baron Hirsch received an av-
erage Of 100 begging letters a day, and
never read them. though he gave away
in a single year as much as $l5,O0),00D.
The home Of the late Gen. William
Malone, In Peters burg. Va, was sold
at auction on Monday and was bought
IN by Mrs. Malone, his widow, for $500.
Miss Fanny Edgar Thomas has been
made oficer d'academle by the French
government in recognition Of her work in
musical criticism. She is said to be the
hrst American woman so honored.
Col. Joe Leffel, the smallest perfectly
formed man in the world, has announced
himself as a republican candidate for
mayor Of Springfield, o. He is only forty
six Inches tall and is CD years old.
Marshall Field. the millionaire mer-
chant of Chicago, it is said, intends to
make Washington his winter home. He
is 10 build a palace of such proportions
as TO give his entree profound impress
sion.
The Queen Of Portugal is addicted to
masculine pursuits. She is passionateiy
fond Of hunting. and has been seen to
herself thrust the knife into the throat
Of dying stag. Her love for bull fight
is notorious.
"A recent picture Of the Hon. Joseph
Chamberlain painted by royal academi-
clan dlspieases English tailors. His vest
is a button short and they do not like the
cut ot his coat, which they declare is re
pulsive TO a tailOr's eye"
Prof Herkomer, speaking of his stu
dent days in Paris and his early strug-
giles against poverty. said his studio cost
him few shnlings a week. and he cook
ed his own meals. When his Chelsea
Pensioners" his first signal success, was
accepted, he says he "fell on his knees
and went"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

What Free silver Coinage Means.
one % the most ardent friends Of what
is called bime,alIism is Dr. otto Arendt
OF Germany. a member OF the Prussian
Hosse Of Deputies and OF the German
silver commission Of 1884. In the current
number OF the North American Review
he has an article On "the outlook for
silver" which every one should read.
who believes that in the event OF the
opening OF our minis TO the unlimited
and independent coinage Of silver at the
ratio OF is TO 1 we would not have silver
monometalism in this country. DR..
Arendt calls himself a bimetallist. and
there IS no doubt he is sincere in the
views ne expresses in respect to silver.
The only part Of DR.. Arendts article
to which we desire to call attention is
that in which he states what the effect
Of Independent and unlimited silver coin
age by this country would be. Az
ter discussing other phases OF the silver
question at considerable length he says:
If it is now desired to perpetuate the
gold STANDARD in Europe, let the govern
ment at Washington adopt free coinage Of
silver a the ratio OF 10 10 l. At present
after the closure OF the Indian minis,
this step could not possibly have any 9th
or result than to make the American
standard a silver standard. The price OF
silver, OF course, would rise, but not 10
80 pence and not permanently. The Uni
ted states would have standard not ma
terally different from that Of Mexico.
Gold recommendation would be
the double standard would be-
come nominal. No bimetallist can
approve Of this. Free coinage of
silver IA the United States would result
in harm 10 Europe no doubt, but also IN
advantage. Perhaps the harm would pre-
dominate; but one thing is certain; the
absorption OF the American gold. the con-
tinual supplies coming from the Ameri-
can gold production, would. for a Ions
time to come. relieve the European pow
ers of all anxiety for their gold standard.
The monetary anarchy would thus be
perpetuate1 for space of time beyond
estimation"
Here we have the opinion Of a man
who is as sincere a friend OF silver as
there is in the world. He is removed
from the influence of partisan politics.
and hence is in position to speak his
convictions freely. 1t can be seen from
the foregoing what he believes would be
the result if the silverites should sue
ment and enacting a law authorizing in
dependent and unlimited silver coinage at
the ratio of 16 to l. He declares that this
country would not have bimetalllsm. but
it would have silver monometallism.
which is what sincere bimetallist do not
want
Some of the silver leaders pretend 70
believe that if we should open our mints
to unlimited silver coinage the CONNER
cial value of silver would so increase that
silver currency would circulate on par
ity with gold currency, but they never
have advanced a satisfactory argumen,
for that belief, and this eminent Euro
pean bimetallist, DIR. Arendt, declares
practically that there is no foundation
for such a belief. Unlimited silver coin
age would give us a currency like that Of
Mexico, and with such currency our
monetary condition would be most un-
fortunate one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

He was a man with a satchel, a cane,
and a troubled countenance as he landed
from a train at the Fort street station. and
inquired who was the boss around there,
says the Detroit Free Press. The special
officer was al hand TO ask him what was
wanted, and he promptly replied:
u changed ten dollar bill for Teller
on the train, and it is a counterfeit, and /
want TO know if the railroad viii make it
NO, sir, Of course not" replied the Of
Wont. Ell? I didn't hardly 'spose it
would but l thought Ia ask. Another fell
ler asked me to play poker with him, and
when we got through I was out s.. VIII the
railroad make it Up 10 me?'
Won't en-? kinder thought it wouldn't
but il don't do no hurt to ask. A felier on
the train had a terbacker box which he
said he'd bet l couldn't open after he
showed me how. took the bet and lost s..
The railroad Will give me that back, won't
theyT
no sir! No railroad takes care of
idiots who travel, replied the officer.
Don't Ell? I thought they did, but if
you say they don't. that settles it, A Teller
on the train had three keerds, and he slung
EN- around and bet me 81 I couldn't pick
out the ace of hearts. L bet him and lost
DO git that back?'
mo, sir You seem to be a soft mark
for sNindlers!"
DO you mean I'm easy to work?''
Yes. sir!'
in back?"
mo, sir! It's a wonder you got here with
your watch or a dollar in money!
But ! didn't" replied the man, with a
sad smile. i bet watches with a Teller on
the train and lost. and 1 haven't but Is
cents in my pOcketw
We'll, you are the biggest greenhorn in
tne state OF Michigan! exclaimed the dis
gusted officer.
Am /? thought I was. but didn't know
for sure. Wall, goodbye. I'm goin' up town
ana snail probably meet a Teller and lose
these 10 cents before l git there!"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

A certain New Yorker engaged a re-
Gently arrived gentleman, says the Sparta
On. y Herald Advertiser, and undertook
to coach him in regard to certain credi-
tors with aggravating bills:
Now" said he to his servant "if a
am not at home"
'Yis, sor," replied Pat.
Fearing a MISUNDERSTANDING in some
way, he again said:
who calls?"
Till him 1 am not at home"
No, no, blockhead; tell him that I, my
self, am not at home.'
An right, sor"
Now what will you say to him?"
Il, myself, am not at home"
"Pshaw. Tell him your boss is not in
will you say?"
Your boss is not in. Understand that
Fool! That's not right. Say to him,
am out Can you do that?'
Well let's hear you"
L am out"
"Thunderation Can't you understand?
Tel him your master is out Now what
will you say?"
Your master is OUT
mo, you don't say anything of the
KIND, you ignoramus. Tell the man that
l have left the house"
Certainly, I'll tell him I have left the
house; but he won't believe me when he
sees me in the house talking to him. -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

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Reached the summit of Achievement,

You can talk about your cocktails and
other club delcacies," said Consul General
Churchin, who has just been confirmed
as the representative of the United States
al Apia, where he lived four years, but
we mix drink in Samoa that touches
the summit of human achievements in
the refreshment line"
There was an interested group in the
House restaurant at the time and the
brilliant young BroOklynite had a SYM
pathetic audience to work his spells UPON
says the Washington Post.
Before the cocoanut ripens," continued
Churchill, that part of the nut which az
terward forms the palatable white meat
has a delicate aunous consistency. and
the milk has the color of water. whicb
is always cool, Ike a Georgia water
melon. Well sir, you take a sea bath
before breakfast, and inserting a knife
in the nut, you let out half the milk. Then
you fill the vacuum with gin, hold vour
forefnger over the incision. shake m
the combination and drink
"Ah!i exclaimed q chorus of voices.
"Ah!' echoed Churchill, with a remin-
iscent smack of his lips, with such a
cocktail to warm you up is just what it IS
cracked UP to be-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

It viii be a great day for the English
language when the Hon. Buck" Heinrich
sen Of Illinois takes his seat in congress. 1t
is alleged that the Hon. Buck has all
of the adjecuves and explosives Of the Ian
guage at mis- tongues end,and that he can
fire them. one at time or by volleys
through an inch plank at a distance of 100
yards The armor plate now ordered for
the Kearsarge and her sister ship may
have to be placed around the walls and on
the ceiling Of the Han Of Representatives
in anticipation Of the Hon. Bucks" mai
den speech.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-13

DIR. Walker, who recently went to
Alaska, took a number of horses with him
says the New York Tribune. At the first
Indian village the sight of the horses
drove all the dogs bowling into the woods
The children dropped their rude playthings
and fed crying into the huts. The men
and women stood their ground, although
in open-eyed wonder. After much induce
ment they were finally prevailed upon TO
approach the horses, and their wonder
knew no bounds. No amount of persua-
sion would induce them to mount. They
were the first horses they had ever seen.
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Money nnd WngeH.
From the New Orleans Picayune Dem9

The working masses of the United
States ought to be able to see that any
financial measure which will debase the
money standard of the country one-hali
viii cut down their wages by Just So
much Nominally, they will be earning
the same amount of money. but in real
ity they will receive but one-half of what
their contract calls for, and yet there
viii be no redress, because the govern
ment will have changed the value of the
dollar and have made the debased coin
a legal tender.
Every free working man in the union.
and there are twenty millions of them
should rise UP against any attempt Ia
MeXicanize or JaDanize them in the in
terest of any privileged class. The sooner
they understand what threatens them
the better for them and for the country