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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
TOLD BRIEFLY.

There IS a project 70 build = drawhridgs
across the Potomac at WASHINGTON.
Twelve electricians are required 70 look
after the plant In the Canitol Building.
A play marked around tire Roentgen RAYS
Is to he parformed in Berlin theater.
A deposit Of manganese ore Of good quality
is reported 70 have been discovered near Car
nesville. Ga.
During recent week the Patent 0fAce
"hroke the record by receiving lao aDp''-
cations for patents.
The Japanese Government is asking for
half a million dollars to improve and in
crease the telegraph service.
trial of motor carriages for postal service
will he Etadn In New York. and II sue
"o~esrl will he generally adopted
A system Of supplying electricity 70 vessels
from submerged cable has heen nstented by
T,a Sueur Of Ottawa. Canada.
T. IA: been suggested that the Boards ~
To71'h Of large cities require the wheels ~
o11 r'ifk wagons to be equipped with rubber
tires.
The Doaoh st!rvard Is at present very fuil
- "-orF three large stea mshiDs two ferry
boats ard large yacht being in course
Ct construction.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
A RAIN SONG.

After long DAYS of golden glare
How sweet tho music Of the rain:
And how ecstatic the air
The catbird's silvery strain,
see him in his clo;stral gown >
This tunefuT PTPmite in gray.
Swaying IN raDtUTe Up and down
On yon athea spray.
His passiona'e runs and tremoIos
Transcend the dearest notes of art
As doth the peerless summer rose
Its winter counterpart.
His throat seems filed with lyric fire.
And listening there thrills me through
i touch Of that divine desire
The elder poets knew.
Ny soul would search the secret springs
Where !ife's supremest meanings throng.
Would set sublime celestial things
70 chords of earthly song.
r sudden mellow change. and To-
The impulse like a ray is gone.
- from the clouds the vermeil glow
At the full burst of dawn.
Yet who shall say such sounds are sent
Unto the spiritsense in vain?
Did it not hide some large intent.
That bird song in the rain?
Clinton ScolIord.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
LES PETITEs MEREs.

Strange mockery of motherhood!
They who should feel the fostering care
Maternal. and the tender good
Of home when fondling arms are there.
Must, ere their time, in mimic show
or age and sacred duties, be
Thus wise to guide, thus deep to know.
The artless needs OF infancy
The little mothers! VIII they win
The bitter sweet Of elder years
VIII love protect them from sin
And faith CLEAN dauntless through the tears
God grant some guerdon for the loss
or childly Joy. and when they come
To woman ways and woman's cross,
Give them a fate more frolicsome
Richard Burton. in the Century
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
4 SONG or SOLOMON.

Love. ! have wandered a weary way
4 weary way for thee
The East is wan with the smile of the day
o. en- thy door - ne
My hair is wet with the dew OF the night
Tha falls from the cedar tree
The shadows are dark but the East is light
Open thy door to me
The stones of he road have bruised my fee.
The hours till morn are three.
Thou that hast spikenard. precious. sweat
Open thy door to me-
Stay not thy hand upon the lock.
Nor Thy fingers on the key.
IN the breeze before morn the tTeetops rock
Open thy door to me-
Ny love is the fsirest, the only one.
The choice of her house is she.
The height OF the heav'n hath seen the sun
Open thy door to me
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

In ironing lace frills on underwear or lawn
dresses you ctn make the lace look almost
IKE new after this fashion: Iron all the rest
OF the garment, then have clean. very wet
clotn at hand with which spat the lace till II
Is pretty damp. then rub 1t over with Q
moderately warm iron. Do the smoothing OF
the lace rapidly and leave II quite damp. As
soon as you have finished a rufie or a sleeve
sit down and gently pull the lace out to its
FULLEST width. smoothing and pattlng every
nne stitch at the edge into shape When you
once get used to II you will not have to spend
much time. and II improves the lace wonder
fully to treat 1t that way. II you like you can
iron on the wrong "'de after pulling but IL
looks better without. r you do 1t properly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
GOT HAM COS SIP.

are we really SO dIsobedient and head
strong? She said SO, and she has Just
come back from her annual trip across the
briny, with roses on her cheeks, laughter in
her voice and diamonds in her eyes land
much lovelier are they there than if they
were in her ears 'Ohr she sighed
Those English and French physicians
who have for patients royal DANES
and wealthy mondaines in London and
Paris do wonderful things When an
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

For earlier spring gowns. canvas which
mas somewhat the texture of g7enadine. Is tn a
material mar excellence. That IL is ALREADY
IN great demand Is n-o"ad tv the fact thai
one of our largest e-nroriume sold out its I'm
portatinn Of II within few days afer putting
It on the counters. They are made VI with
bright Innings that peep from the nlaits o.
skirts and basoues. And apropos Of hssuues
] have ALREADY said that the rufT1ed and cir
cular hip skirts are past their freshness
Now thev no loss hr0rhv but ONLY behind
any by reason Of double or even tripIs
arrangement. of fat plaits
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

"oh Jo-John." she sobbed I'm SO
srieved to hear that-that Rover bit q
sitc~ out OF your leg when you called ths
other day."
Don't fret about It. darling" he said
soothingly: I'm used to leaving a sample
wherever call-I'm a commercial traveller
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
ODD LITTLE FACTS.

Lots of people fool around love Just as IL II
wasn't NATURALIZATION Globe.
In ali mythology and folklore all white low
ers are supposed TO spring from tears.
In the forests of Java species Of spider has
been discovered which produces webs Of sgca
extraordinary strength that knife 10 rsasysA
to sever them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

the stocking. for the tightly buctoned band
is a pretty good substitute for a garter.
The object OF hose manufacturers is 10
make stocking that will stay up without
garters. They are made with an elastic
top that clings. and the indications are
that the experiment will be a success.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

PROFESSIONALISM IS the best time for
! gathering apples?
Young Studcnt-Please, sir, when the
farmers back Is turned and there Ia no dof
in the orchard.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11
LOVE AND JOY.

OF all the threads of rhyme which | have spun
l shall be glad If Time save only one.
And l would have each word 70 joy belong
lyric like bird whose soul is song.
There Is enough of grief to mar the years:
Be min sunny leaf. untouched by tears
To bring unto the heart delight, and make
All sorrows to depart. and joy to wake.
No sermon mine to preach. save happiness.
No lesson mine to teach. save Joy to bless.
Joy-'tis the one best thing below. above
The lute's divinest string whose note is love
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

Servant-Sure. mum, Rover's just afthsw
bitin' the Zig off av the butcher bye!
Mistrees-Dear, dear, how dreadfui1
annoying! I do hope he was q clean bo4.
arrrf
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

But. Bertha. II only last month that
paid dressmaker's bill of $50. and hers
is another one for this month Of s40.'
We'll. dear Edgar. you see that shows
that l am beginning to spend less"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

Secretary Herbert has requested from Con-
gress an appropriation r. $50 900 to enable
the Navy Department to test methods Of
throwing high explosives from guns on board
ship with ordinary velocities.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

The Japanese serve radishes and salt as
a relish with rice and also to furnish waste
matter. in which rice is deficient.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

pupil. In obedience to his directions, en-
beavers to initiate the swing. She simply
cannot raise her arms as he does because
the sleeves have been put into her gown In
such way as effectually to prevent 1t.
Besides that. the proper movement of the
body, which ought to receive nearly as
much exercise as the arms Is usually i'm
possible on account Of the snugness of her
corsets. It should be said however, that
these criticisms do not apply by any means
to all women players. Many OF them have
seen the hopelessness Of trying to acquire
skill under such conditions. and play in
clothing which restricts them more than
does that worn by men. Shirt-waists care
fully selected with reference to the loose
ness OF the armholes. are easy and more
suited to summer than swee ters. But the
latter are very comfortable in cool weather
and are worn by some Of the most expert
women players. Practically the same kind
Of skirts SIS that generally used for wheeling
has been found most convenient.
Z = Z
Summer tours are in progress. and nat
urally, suitable outfits are in consdera-
ton. The old custom Of saving for the
travelling expedition the half worn out
gown and hat has quite passed away, and
we now see the traveller gowned quite as
jauntily for the Journey II would be
for the street.
And why not? People who can afford
to travel for mere pleasure surely can
afford the best service the train or boat
affords. and such being the case. there Is
no more fear Of injuring the costume than
II in ones own parlor; and then, too, shut
up, as travellers are, for long time with
fellow travellers, 1t Is we'll to be so gowned
As to be e pleasant companion. and not
guy In a frumpy gown.
The London tailors are unquesttonably
the best authorities on travelling outfits,
and from them are sent variety of smart
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

Lierre effects in lace are new.
Bluets are superseding violets IN popularits
Basket ball vii! be much played this
summer.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30
"MoaNlN', MARS Jesus.n
How an Aoronaut Wns Greeted by
Polite Old Alabama Nrrro.

How an Aoronaut WINS Greeted by n
Polite Old Alabama Nogro.
Not long after the war q circus came 10
Montgomery. II wao the first circus that
had been there In n long time, and, SAYS
the Atlanta Constitution, attracted nu inn
mensc crowd, especially Of negroes. Tho
most interesting feature Of the entertain
ment was tho balloon ascension. The
negroes had never seen any thing OF that
kind, and regarded the spectacle Of man
sailing up into tho clouds very much as
they would have looked upon Elijah going
up In his chariot of firo. Tho balloon sailed
away eight or ten miles and came down ir
a field whero some negroes wcrO blowing
Terrified at tho spectacle Of chniiot com
ing down from Heaven, they verify believed
that tho last great day had come, and, no
Numbering all their shortcomings, fed
away In terror NJ tho approach Of the awful
Judge.
Ono gray-hoadod and rheumatic old negro
was unable TO get away. He could follow
tho pillow, but no could not run, and the
chariot camo down upon him with terrible
swiftnoss. In that awful momont his whole
life rushed upon him, he thought Of all the
petty sins he had committed and the ghosts
Of hundred chickens seemed to riso up In
judgment against him. But In that dospoi,
ate emergency his mind did not desert him
and remembering that poiteuess always
counted with his earthly master, he quickly
decided TO greet tho Lord Of Heaven and
earth in becoming style AS the aeronaut
touched the earth and began TO untanglc
himself from the moshes about his car the
old darkey, with an air Of profound obei
sance, removed the wool hat from his shin,
pate, bowed low, and said with pious unc
ton: 'Mornin', Mars Jesus, how you lsf
your pap
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30
BITTER TASTE.
II Aids In the Detection Of Unwhole-
some Food

Daniel Webster in the famous White
trial in Salem, Mass, years ago declared
that murder will out" Ills maxim
has been found applcabeto many other
things besided murder. Housewives
know it to be true when there is alum in
baking powder. A bitterness in THO
bread at once bctrGys The alum's
presence. 1t can't conceal its true
nature. The alum bitterness "will
out" and because it will, physicians,
who understand the harmful effect Of
alum on the system, are at a loss to
know why people continue to buy
baking powders containing it, All
baking powders sold for twenty-five
cents pound AMI less contain alum.
There is surely no economy IN using
these cheap powders. For pure cream
OF tarter powder, MS br Prices was
shown to be at the Worlds Fair, goes so
much farther aud gives 10 much better
results, there is no doubt of its being
more economical in the long run
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30
Do YoI Know

hat on every Wednesday, and
in1rsliy there le1fa' Ogden, Salt
Lake, Provo and other common points
through tourist o. ialOily sleeping car
or Kansas CITY, Chicago, and
ioston viz the treat Scenic
highway, the Rio Cdnnde Western
Galway Both rates uro less than half
Vt rate charged on first class Pullman
ars, being but $500 to Missouri River
and $l.0O to Chicago Sleepcls or ex-
ursions are personally conducted and
no change Of cars is required. The Rio
irande Western also runs daily, n
through first class or Pullman sleeping
car to Denver, Kansas City and Chicago.
For other particulars inquire Of agent.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

There can bcLo pleasure or happiness
for persons whose liver or Kidneys axe
unhealthy. They are weak, sick and
irritable, and find it burdensome TO
perform worn OF amy kind. What they
need 10 thorough treatment with De.
J H. McIcans Liver aud Kidney
Balm. This remedy is recognized by
many Of the best medical authorities as
without peer for the cure Of disease OF
the kidneys or liver. IL rapidly drives
out diseased conditions, restores health
and strength, vigor aud cheerful spirits.
Price II 90 per bottle. Sold by T. j.
Wadsworth.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30
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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

81 do not doubt that you are young
man OF talent and versatility, as your
recommendations set FORTH" said tho
patent medicine manufacturer, "but
am unable 10 offer you anything In the
way OF position-but stayl'
lie whirled quickly around in his ro-
volving chnir.
81 will give you four hundred dollars
In gold for an appropriate and express.
sive substitute for the phrase, that
tired feeling 10 bc used In our bonn
fide testimonials truth.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Politician who has been Slammed"
by newspaper TO friend That won't
make "a particle OF difference won't
hurt me 90 all, for the Daily Growlor
hasn't my circulation 20 speak OF. Has
no circulation and no influence.
Fricnd But you mistake the paper.
Tho Growler compliments you.
politician-Oh, that paper, why l
.ould say so. biggest circulation oi
yy shcot in the state. Aritansaw PRAY.
4. n,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

The frequency with which n certain
man appeared in the courts as a witness
has causcd considerable excited com.
mont, unfayorohlc 90 his vcracity.
'llavc you not been g. ilty Of perjury
in your testimony in this case2" asked
o lawyer ON the REORGANIZATION.
Maybe so, but | can't swear to it."
was the reply. Texas Siftings.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Vill You keep anything 10 drink
whom YOU have u home Of your OWN"
sod her father.
"Well WE'LL stammered the young
man. "ln cases Of sickness l think Il
well TO have some"
All right the old man replied.
"Nou cnn marry my daughter, but don't
o. urpri,ed il call on you twice
week and get ill."--Jury.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

"Thc hardest thing To acquire, miss, :"
said the dramatic teacher. lis the art Of
laughing naturally without apparent
effort"
"ohl I've got that down fine" said
the would be soubrcttc. III typewrote
for three years for n man who was al
ways telling mo funny stories about his
little boy. "-Indianapolis Journal.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Frank Shepardson, sn engineer on
the Southern Pacific Ry, who resides
at Los Angeles, Cal was troubled with
rheumatism for long time. He was
treated 10y several physicians, also visited
the Hot Springs, but received no
permanent relief until he used Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. lie says it il the
best medicine ia the world for rheuma'
tism. For sale by d, Z Ellington.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

The Union | aciic is the short line TO
he Lewiston Miners Delight, Atlantic
md South Pass Gold fields. Buy your
ickets via Rock Springs or Rawlins,
rom which points YOU can 90 by FIRST
loss stage line to Lewiston, reaching
he mines thesame day.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

DR.. p. A. Skinner, OF Texarkana
Arkansas, is enthusiast in the praise OF
Chsmberlain's Pain Balm. lie used it
,or rheumatism, and says 81 found II ia
be a most excellent local remedy" For
GALE by Peoples Coop.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

experimentation is this, MUIR
phy2 Ton cents all you took in on your
round trip?
Conductor-Yes. sir. struck an
orphan asylum picnic They went down
and back with me, and every one Of 'em,
savin' the woman in charge, was under
age.-Harpcr's Bazaar.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Castoria is truly marvellous thing
or children. Doctors prescribe IL.
medical journals recommend it and
more than million mothers are using
il in place OF Paregoric, Bateman,s
Drops, so-salled soothing syrups and
other narcotic aud Supplying remedies.
Castoria is the quickest thing to
regulate the stomach and bowels and
give healthy sleep the world have ever
seen. Itls pleasant to the taste and
absolutely haslnless. 1t relieves cunsti-
patton, quiets pain, cures, diarrhoea and
wind-colic, allays ieverishness, destroys
worms, and prevents commissions, scoths
the child ard gives it refreshing ard
natural sleep. Castoria is thc children's
pnnscea--lho mothers friend
Castoria IL put up in onc-size bottles
only 1t il lot sold in bulk Don't
allow any one to sell you anything else
on the plea or promise that it is lust as
good" and "wiIlanswer every purpose"
See that ycu get CAST O-R-I-A.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

"wfl You v,lr, tn,o Jay bar+cr'' SAID the
spider,t6 TIE ny; lH
nut the insect only tussed hor head aud tossed
10 very high
"Why. not" she said. with hsuteuri "your
style with mine won't run;
Your dining and reception rooms arc, vulsarly,
In ono"
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Hunlser-7I think Miss Elders mind
must be burdened with unpleasant
thoughts, Judging from her looks.
Spatts - You are right There IL
something In her past 70 which she
studiously avoids abiding.
IIunker-What IL it3
Spatts-Three and half dscadss.-
Judge.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30
wiling 20 comprsm,.s.

Footpad tstopping citken) - here.
nowl shell out, or TIL
Citizen drawing a revolver)--oh, you
will, eh2
Footpad-Um-well let's compromise.
III you'll give me Ave dollars III promise
mot 10 tell the police that you're carry
ing concealed weapons IN. Y. Weekly.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Beecbc-@I think, Howy, the best
thing You can do is to make up with the
governor, and save your money TO pay
your debts with.
Gibbon-And wear old clothes? Great
Scott! Rocky, I'd ruin my credit for
ever Puck.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Tom-In moment of anger told
him that he was the only ass in the
room.
Jaclc-Didn't you forget yourself.
Toni
Toms Mental Query-Whatd did Jack
meun?-Jury.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Wiggie-Wby did they call II a char
ity concert, do you thinkP
Waggles--I don't know. Possibly be.
cause II is so often necessary to be
charitable toward the performers. -
Somerville Journal.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Miss Cabott-Will you please stand in
front Of me moment, mamma?l 4,
Mrs Cabott-Ccrtainly, MY dear.
What Is 10?
Miss Cahott-My nose itchesS and
want TO remove my glasses for Fan in
staut.-Judge. M
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

The following stanza has been carved
on a tombstone in Burlington, Ia.
Beneath this stone our baby lays;
lie neither cries nor hollers,
He lived Just oue-and-twonty days
And cost us forty dollars.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

ESQ she is 20 be married at last What
iocs her dance look lilsel Good look
ng?"
"No.n
"Rich2"
"No."
"ralcntcdp"
"Non
Good familyP"
tNo."
'Wcll, why in the world docs she
marry him, thcn2'
because nc is willing 20 marry hor.'
Jury,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Nodd-You say your baby Ia nine
months old and hasnt cut tooth.
Are you sureP
Todd-Wcll, guess so. There Ia
plenty OF opportunity TO see them II
they were there, Brooklyn Life
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Little Ethel Il stopped into Mrs.
Brickrow's to see her new baby.
Mamma-Did you? It's boy baby,
isn't it2
Little Ethel-oh, no, l guess not. It's
real sweet. Good News.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Jutgc Dulfy-You ouffed this boys
ears so that you ruptured his tympanum.
What mitigating circumstance, IL any.
is there for your conductP
PrisoDer-Well, IL seems 10 me his tin
panum, or whatever you call 1t, wasn't
worth much in the first place. --Texas'
Siftngs.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

SHILOU'S CURE, the great Cough
md Group Cure, is in great demand.
Jacket siz3 contains twenty-five d-ses
old only Doe. Children love it.
Sold by 4. J. Wadswo rth
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Mrs Nuwed-our landlord thinks of
nothing but the rent
Nuwod-You wrong him, my dOar I'm
sure he never thinks of the rent in the
roof Judge
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

Nervous Old Lady Now, you'll be
careful going down; won't you, young
man?
Elevator Boy-oh, you needn't be
afraid, ma'am. amt killed anybody
yet this week. Judge.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1896-01-30

strangcr lin JGyvillo)-I can't under
star how this little town manages 10
support two newspapers.
Il ident-lt doesn't. 1t supports tho
Ripper. The Shorter lives on spite
Chicago Tribune. NJ