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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03
NOTABLE PEOPLE.

7-. Conan Doyle frs. began % write
% get a Little money % pay sons bills-
joseph Bowman. ore % he pioneers @
ne solar industry - Troy. has Just dsed.
AZ ne age o. - years
Vera. the celebrated opera CON- poser,
fs a great LAYER % tire aoTsss, ara hs
pa docks aesr Genoa COZ tain soma OF tie
hess Ia Italy.
Nine Paul B1ouei. .ae wifs o. Max
ORG. poe Only translates Der g.ftei hzs-
bs-1s works ir.o Ens}lsh, b'1z is az ez-
esiIent cook. an-3 - Also a. hsT Dest WIEN
entertaining Der Hgssans's trtss11s
Mss Ns-fel Wisoa. me DAIMLER o..
"sTranasy Croft wilson. - one 0f -ae bead
les ok Lon8on a. pFessat. Sae Te.s1s -
wtrfHs = her ff;-hsack E&ar ard eyes an4
olive skin. - C,~sreat from TIE general
r1D q British lovslinsss.
n Res.on lives Mss Elizabeth q. Al
ans. grz1sk5ss3gater - the' frs Pres tsr:
Adams @ne Av@4 IA the Nnite A0u@s
aar3as - t@rTn ~ 1er ufscls, Joan Csis.nsF
4zEDs AMI wgzh ser brother sAa - the
only ssry3v.EE relative u Tne secCl. pres
8sns CO lbs country
Mr. and Mrs George Fssnschei recently
gave a co1eerl IN Eh@ Fo1s1as - ne German
en- Haz%T - I>on&on IN al os a f@Ba .
80 4 q monument - ~ faHoaS 1a5lsz1
ger ard c1Eu rEss go. 4eheua carr fs9-t~
tFsf1 k-ssgze- whose eez srs~4y @.M - % -
l-4Ee- s1-2-.-s<,~a- Germany -Noys.---x. -.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03
Mr.. Bryan would destroy the banks.

Mr.. Bryan would destroy the banks.
just what these banks are was well shown
by the Cedar Rapids Republican the other
day. when il made an investigation of the
deposits of the German Savings bank OF
that city. The total number OF depositors
is T,eII Among the depositors are i.207
farmers. $40 mechanics. 632 teachers and
others belonging to the professions. and
Col administrators, or those who stand In
relation of trust 20 widows and orphans.
or the whole number OF depositors only
81, or q good deal less than / per cent.
could be elassed as Capitalists" or as
belonging to the wealthy class. All these
depositcrs are the 'tolling masses" to
whom Mr.. Bryan processes to be such A
friend. and Of whom. In reality. he would
be such an enemy.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03
WMATGOM - ALI RIGHT.

The demonsira ton AZ whatcom yester-
Aay wa. one ~ the most significant tia,
haa yet been held anywhere Ia The state.
Ii gas a political n-eetinv. but the charac-
te. OF the leading participants in IL is what
will make 1t one OF the impressive events
OF this campaign 1t was practically a
demonstration by those people In What
com county who labor and who are
anxiousiy awaiting. as laboriag men. the
outcome Of the present political contro-
vsrsy.
There In no mistsklng the sentiment OF
the wage earners who took part in the Bal
bingham Bay celebration. They are for
honest money. and desire the prosperity
which Is certain to come when the people
kind wanted In the United States More
over. they are for II overwhelmingly. and
the various banners and devices carried
In their procession show that IL IL impos-
sfble 20 misconstrue Jus, what their SEN
timents are.
And yet II IL not surprising that the
humber and shinxiemen OF whatcom coun-
~ or any other county should realize that
II IL only with a good honest system OF
national finance that they can prosper
and get on ia the world. What they want
II steady work and good wages. and ex-
perience has taught them that these come
only when there IL confidence. when capt
tai u active. times are good and Industry
nourishes. II Il not to be wondered at
that the great majority OF them are for
Mckinley. because his election win mean
. business revival all over the country
and . return TO those normal conditions
OF prosperity when men were paid good
wages In the good dollars which the Re-
publican party believes in keeping in cir
cuIation.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Sam Randall. son of the famous Penn
sylvanian. appears TO be a chip Of the old
block. He made a speech In New York
recently rebuking Sir. Bryan for his end
less twaddie about the common people,
II say TO you said Mr.. Randall. that
the American people are not common peo-
pie. say that the Anrlo-Saxon race is
the mos. enlightened. progressive. intelli-
gent ard civilized people in the world. and
II Mr.. Bryan wants 10 find the common
people he must go TO the Sandwich
Islands. China or the other free silver
countries
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

an example. There was q time In this
country within the memory Of fair per-
rer,ars cf al Of the voters when goit
-er-,rr,as esess g premium OF 10 per eeuE-
Does any one recall any tremendous IN
rux Of gold during that period 70 meet tie
1e.rana caused because Il was worth 50
much more here" than I. was essexher.
sr th~ wovSi7
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

The Popuiists are saying that II Is only
necessary 20 walt until the agricultural
states speak: then the people VIII show
how they stand on this question OF sill
YER. But an agricultural state has al
ready spoken Fermint is a farming
state ard the farmers there spoke In no
uncertain tone.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03
SEATTLE, SATURDAY. OCT. 3.

II cannot imagine any inteEes, that can
be permanently suhseryed By having poor
money The bare suggestion Of tina, prop
EDITION 70 q man OF reason meets with In
slant Observation-Disclosures Mckinley.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

IDEAL form Of n,orey Is IN ne shape q a
NIX ticket. wa:.z ard Penaoyer crongh.
only riaisale G1son Cciora5o AMI Oregon
when they were a. IRE head OF Affairs n
those two states, bot how dreadfaily dis
CRESTED and iaEpoonsd would gais COM
nnouwea.th be with this mix tickle. states
man n the go~es norss chair.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Lieut.. Gov wo.cott. OF Massachusetts,.
Who has performed the duties OF chief
executive since the death OF Gov. Green
halse. was yesterday nominated for gov
ernor by the Republicans OF his state. He
has proved 20 be a very strong. dlgniaei
ard efficient executive. and shown himself
20 he man 10 whom the people Of Mas
sachuset;s may safely !ntrust the admin
is;ration OF their state affairs
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Mr.. Bryan says he and hts party are 60
ing 10 tear down the banks which have
grown too strong. and he didn't even adj
nit that he was going TO give the millions
az working people chance to get their
hard-earned deposits before he started In
on hls revolutionary proceedings
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Examine the records Of those state.
which have been sof unfortunate as to
have popgltst governors and then ask the
people who have hope for the state q
Washington q they want any such vision
airy. impracticahle officials here.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

There are some people Who want the
Cuasn var 70 continue. sAJ the longer u
lasts the better pleased they viii be-. They
ara sac sugar nea OF Hawaii. who expect
70 reap a rtch harvest II the Cuban
troah.es 1re not settled
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Brven wants 20 aivi3e TIE people into
c'ssss 49, -Hs@~ shD have ta AXE ~ @eass
ir ecsd 20 ths nrt an3 have SO colnsi into
a losia~. ard taase $50 can take So -sa,-
worth % ss've~ - .se rssnt ana haze &
co.n@1 lato a Dollar
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

hen ruttervorth' BE very cordially
welcomed when r. arrives IN the Paciac
>orthvsst As a carsralguer ~ has long
stood among she hest ia the party. ana
Als ~orS tn isls STATE ought TO Re pro
ducslve cs yauch xocf
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

TIE more people learn OF John R. Rogers
ths more evident II becomes tina. BE Is
about the worst selection that could have
been made for 50 important position as
that Of governor OF the state Of Wash
snzrs IN
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

The most OF the Republican candidates
for county Offices are IN the field. and the
receptions they a-e meeting With Indicate
that they are making q good impression
and winning votes.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Mr. Bryan notices that he Is not going
TO the single silver standard quite so rap
Idly as be was a few weeks ago.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

>cc-Fr pttH poo- rnn1ey E. ais~zvs
9os- ece~,-y. TIE Almighty newer i1-
tsa3e5 shAt ths Cntse5 safes xheeas he
p2ee c2ga.-y. An3 r saa4ll therefore
have nasa.ng ge CD ~sta pooT money.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

One OF the best points made IN this cam
paign was that OF General Woodruff. when
he said; The fat money PopuliNs trust
Mr.. Bryan. and therefore i dare not"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Monte Cristo Mountalneer; II Is over sia
years since leading nations OF the world
formed an international agreement regu-
lating days. months and years. Even the
clocks In Populistic editorial sanctums are
run 10 conform 10 international agreement
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03
te River Journal: Every voter ,n,v.

White River Journal: Every voter intU.s .
state Of Washington should carefully con-
slider the effect OF populist victory. II
is the same blighcng scourge that set Col
GRADE back ten years. I, deprecated prop
erty and drove thousands Of thrifty people
from the state IN Kansas the effect was
even ROrze.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

THE STATE PRESS.

Chehals Bee says that the chanc>s OF
the Lewis county Republican ticket have
increased loo per cent. since the Popocra. IS
selected their nominees.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

They have suggested a grea; many oif-
ferent names TO cali them. but II is hard
to find term better than Pops"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Tec E~yAeises want Tree ssiwe~ wssAs
rE gAs essse1e = any ota~~ egvssz
-assaa - eArth sa8 w'tAogs oesax wAF-se
y tAv ex gerssne~ - tne sern.-csxll.zsz
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

The American people have never ex-
pressed a deliberate desire 70 decase the
currency. ara they viii no. begin now.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

The American workingman wants .
chance to earn a dollar. and he desires
that 10 should earn an honest one.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Bryan can furnish the wcrkingmen with
talk but work and not talk is what they
want.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

C,osmopolis Enterprise: The national
Republican party promises 10 retain the
present gold standard until something bet
ter Is in saght. On that platform We can
stand fairly and squarely. no matter what
our Individual belief may be as 10 the
feasibility OF an International agreement
The main thing now is 10 keep this ma
ton from taking tho rash step proposed
BY Popocracy.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Old Grimes is seai-that good old man
He missed a heap OF fan:
He Gle3-a.nd never rode wheel
Or shot q kl-yi gun
Detroit Free Press.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

There does not appear 10 be anything
the matter with Whatcom county.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03
SOUND MONEY LEAFlET.

In recent leafe. some figures were
given on the wages Of labor In silver using
countries compared with those paid in the
United States. The reply may be made 10
those that they are TOO general, not spe-
cidc enough" Here are some from the
books Of well-known citizen OF the Uni
ted States. who does large business in
silver country. This is practical show
ing of the facts as to wages, prices or
farm products and the sort OF living that
working men in silver using countries arc
able 10 get on their low wages, and the
cheap money in which they are paid.
Mr.. Isham Ssdgwick. OF Richmond, Ind,
is president Of the Indiana Coffee Com
pany. with groves near Matagalpa- Me-
aragua. He also has large business inter-
ests IN this country, and IS therefore in
position TO know the practical workings
OF both the gold and silver standards. His
own business experience leads him to I'm
hesitatlngly oppose the degradation o. our
currency TO the silver standard.
From the books OF his coffee company he
takes the following ct tries which gra phil
caily show the position OF labor In ST.
yer standard country:
on July / Manning Bros. managers of
the plantation sold draft No. s. sixty days
sight. 500, for III cents premium. receiv-
ing in silver sl.oS5.
In ofhGr WOrGS, SJpo OF our iIlOuSy was
exchanged for 81. tS5 in Nicaraguan silver.
Out OF this draft they made the following
payments during July. in the silver cur
rency Of the country:
1877 days labor and board. ............S S 30
Foreman for July OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. - %
100 POUNDS OF rec Observation-Disclosures. L %
For one beef OK Observation-Disclosures. 2 %
~ days LABOR ......-.----.-.......-.... %
Here labor with board was paid at the
rate of 50 cents a day, or in our money
about q cents. Rice costs 121@ cents tequal
to 81. cents In our currency and a beef
OK brought about 81 in United States
money How would American labor OF the
same class like 20 work for the equiva-
lent Of four pounds OF rice per day? How
would the American farmer Ike 10 sell his
beef cattle az 81 a head?
Here Is a second extract from the books
OF the same company:
Draft No "a. $500. ninety davs sight. sold
for 81 0s5 in silver. Out OF the proceeds of
this draft the following payments were
made:
Charles Haslem, superintendent. one
Planting coffee, 81 days labor. with
Planting coffee, II days labor. with
Replanting. 3 days' labor. with board 90
Clearing ground. l3 days labor.
Here labor al hard work is paid 50 cents
day. without board, or only y cents in
our currency.
From the books OF the Jilgueros Coffee
Company the following extracts are taken:
Draf' No 5. $500 ninety days sight, sold
for Sizes In silver. and from the Nicara-
guam currency thus obtained the following
payments were made.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

please. ma, don't want any Of those
cultured peaches
Cultured peaches. Johnny? What can
you mean by that7"
The ones with specs on 'sm."-Bosten
Transcript
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Fsasy 'ae A@atss - res sats - Wa
sss - s-.zg 4-@z-s.ss1s tered y. Ess4z4 x l4os~
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Divide each OF these items by two and
you WILL have about what they are euuiva-
lent % In cur currency.
VIII working men vote % put themselves
on level with their unfortunate brothers
III Nicaragua
Would farmers expect good prtces for
their products with their customers paid
such starvation wagess
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Help He}pr' cried the man who was
being robbed calm Yourself" said he
highwayman. - eon't need any assist
ance "-i1ondoa Tit-Bits.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

~ - oD0svtGssvs . es~S 49, SSA1 ~
sstssls~, DsSs .. Wsskav go ss~Sss'
1sssts aAss Of 81 eshev ss~sSspsv Sss-
Mehs1 ~ the sssts Of WsshtW1fsS. ~
0svssst~S ee~svssss Osss - ssSs ssA5s~
- GAls e~eSsnfss.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

''Tlpas vcflrg WHITES Know MUCH h.VIt
po,isics~'
yes. I thir.k he 5oes. tie has had sev
eral chances TO ran foT Office and Re dsin';
DO it.''-Washlngton Star.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

He-There Is one thing Ike about you
Mss Daisy.
Miss Daisy--What q thatf
He-Ny arm.-ILondon Tld-BitA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

Ce~asr ssA coy ONssss Psps~.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

These vests are worn with blazers
and other Jackets or with open front
basques. The fronts are stylishly ar
ranged over Innings fitted by single
bust darts. the under-arm cores and
French backs being of lining only. Tho
closing is I'm center back with buttons
and button-holes. the neck being fin-
ished with close-fitting stock collars
over which ribbon is tied in a large
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-10-03

bow at the back. No. I IL illusuaka
made OF embroidered grass linen M
a green satin stock bow at the NJ
Gathers at the top and bottom ero1S
fully adjusts the fuilaess that faIh y
regular French pouch style. No ~
OF sheer batiste tucked on each ~
of "a wide box-plait that Ii covoee
with handsome insertion. The stoA
bow IS OF violet satin ribbon. No. ~
OF cream satin stylishly trimmed IN
tahot OF lace on each side OF tho bluio
front. the pattern and directions ~
arranging being included in the ~
tern. Vests in this style are VI
serviceable and lend a pleasing vasio6
to the otherwise plain to!lsttes. ~
can be developed from batiste, NJ
taffeta, organdy. lawn. nsinsook, ~
and fancy grass linen with lace, GO
broidery or insertion and ribbon o1 -
becoming color.
The quantity of material twentystSD
inches wide required to make Ne. e
No. . or No. designs Is two and -
eighth yards for n thirty-six inch ~
and one and seven-eighths yardp AoeSo
Iyearold size.
The pattern, which Is No. S,S24 ~
retails for 25 cents. is cut In sizes fw'o
%. 36 and 4e-inch bust measure and a.
misses OF IL and Is years of age, A. y
furnished by the P.-I. Pattern DevoDH.
ment for 10 cents.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-08-13
Town OF RICHFIELD.
TIP. "a, R. 3.
Town OF MARsHFIELD
TIP. %, R. 3.

j OI UttuS. Ddgt
4OS, Wood comfy
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-08-13

L am more grateful to you, if posi-
bic, for having forgotten the will last
year than for having rem. embered it
now. Had You made its existence
known year ago, l would not in all
probability. be here today"
/ did not think Of that aspect of the
case. Then you would have given I'D
nursing had you known that you need
not do so as means of livelihood"
Certainly not; but I should in that
case have done volunteer V ork. and so
never have known Mrs. Power
Nor Laurence supplemented that
lady. 1 think he has the strongest
motive Of all fer being grateful to DR..
Moran. But what has become of this
money now? Armies uncle has been
dead three years"
The money is perfectly safe, and
probably we'll invested. Mr.. Patrick
Darcy is, by all accounts. not at all the
man to let money lie idle"
And can Annie get it back?'
Certainly; there will be little or no
difficulty about that So you may be-
gin to See about your trousseau at once.
Miss Annie. I suppose the marriage
need not be delayed now" I said turn
ing to Mrs. Power.
Certainly not Three thousand
pounds will make all the difference be-
tween foolish marriage and prudent
one. Don't you think you could be
ready in six weeks, Annie?"
Il do not know about that" said An
ME; but l am certain Laurence could
not. Had we not better say six months.
Mrs. Power?"
AS a matter of fact, however, the
marriage took place the following
spring. Laurence was manager of the
country branch of his bank by that
time, so that the young people had to
make their home in a small seaport
town some thirty miles from Marsh
port.
My wedding-present to Sister Anna
did not, after all, consist of either
bracelet or claret-jug, but a small col
lection Of books, some of them her old
tavorites, others specimens of more
modern literature. l have not yet seen
her home; but she writes me word that
Master Humphreys Clock" stands in
the middle of the bock-shelves, more
priced almost for having belonged to
Michael Darcy than for having been
for so long the safe resting place OF his
missing will.-Chambers' Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-08-13
CITY OF GRAND RAPIDS
I'd Ward

ZU " dTU.
Sargent's plat
subdivision Sc
NV. ..........1I
lots 2 and 6, blk
1...............17 10 81
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-08-13
THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF THINGS.

Oh, How Short it Smoothing so
wildly reminds us of the brevity Of
life as a thirty day note.
Papa" said a talkative little girl"
am 1 made of dust?" mo, my child.
If you were, you would dry up once in
! a while
None Left.-She-Yo used to say
before we were married that you would
give up your life for me- He-WelI,
didn't |? | haven't had any life since
we were married
Brown-'I hear that Jones is COM
pletely broke at last" Robinson
''And about time, too. He's been
cracked long enough
This is giddy world" said Bangle.
well, and why not?" put in Noodle,
you'd be giddy if you did as much
twirling as the world does"
''Phwhat would I want wild a bicy-
cle?" said an ancient Irishman to a
boy who had been chatting him. "Be-
dad, I'd an soon walk afoot as ride
afootr'
A girls opinion Of a young man be-
fore she marries him is very much like
his mothers opinion of him after mar
riage she thinks more as his father
thinks.
Visitor-"Do you take notes when
you preach, sir?" Country Parson
(sighing) I can get 'em. But
in this parish it's mostly garden truck
and a donation"
At the Rehearsal What!
Are you actually smiling in the death
scene?" Actor-"Certainly! With the
wages you pay us, death comes as a
happy release"
What do you think of
my new song?" CritiC-"It needs ven
tilatirg." Composer-'Needs ventilat-
ing?" Critic-'Yes; the air is bad"
Rose-"Couldnt' we get up a lottery
for the benefit of the church?" Daisy
"a lottery! Our minister is so OPP
posed to lotteries that he has conscfen-
ttous scruples about performing the
marriage ceremony
A Philosopher Says-"In the econ
Omy of Nature nothing is lost. The in
side of an orange may refresh one man,
while the outside of the same fruit may
serve as a medium for breaking an
other mans leg"
Setting Her Right.-"Poor man.
said the sympathetic young woman.
Il suppose you are not equal to hard
work. Equal to hard work." re-
sponded Mr.. Weary Watkins. Il am
superior to it."