Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1896-01-02
TO MAN AND HELPER.
THE MEANING OF A FAMILIAR ITEM
WELL KNOWN TO WOMEN.

That too familiar item on our plumb
er's bills, "To man and helper, is ex-
pressive of so much in our daily domes-
tic relations that one almost forgives the
plumber the gift of the phrase.
"I'll patch up that paper on the wall
you leave it, says Sam. And then Sam
appears Oh day when you are in the
thick of sorae particularly absorbing
household task and he says: GIVE come
up early to mend that paper, and II
you'll just make some paste for me,
please, I'll 60 at it. " You sigh, bnt do
it cheerfully, thinking, if it is early in
your married life. that that will be all.
Presently, however, there is a demand
for rags, stepladder, pail and whisk
broom. These also you get out and re-
turn to your work.
Fan" calls Sam, "where have you
hidden my brush? 1t was in the toolbox
right in the left hand corner, and it is
gone. Some one must have taken it. !"
Again you leave your task and go up
stairs or down stairs to the place whence
cometh the plant and behold the brush
q little to the northeast perchance, but
quite in the visible neighborhood of that
little left hand corner Without even a
blush of shame he takes it, and you re-
turn to your own work You have bare
ly begun again, when Sam appears at
the door: "Where can find box the
right size to set OH the stairs, so that L
can put some boards across on which to
stand the stepladder?'
You think minute, and You know
that the only box available is one filled
with odds and ends of needful kitchen
things, but you resignedly lay them all
out on the floor and give Sam the box,
catching at the same moment look
which reveals that he is about to ask
YOU for the boards. There are only two
long boards on the premises, and those
form a walk in the backyard. Still they
can be taken up, and they are-but 1t
entails vigorous brushing and cleansing.
Then for time Sam vanishes, and all
lis serene, but not for long. There are 4
clatter of boards and notes of masculine
trouble, which you ignore, until, find
ing that it is not day for taking
hints, Sam calls again, Fan, will you
please come and steady this thing, or
I'll break my neck. Of course you go,
and of course you find that he has not
already broken it. You get odds and
ends of things together to even up and
strengthen his rickety scaffolding, and
then you sit on step with your head
up between the boards to steady the lad
der, except when you vary it by hand
ing a pasty rag, or brush, or a match
for his pipe. Then is the time you say,
ITO man and helper, three hours, " and
get your revenge, for Sam really sees
the point.
Now, it is strange thing that it is
always "man and helper. " If woman
undertakes anything, as a rule she goes
ahead and gets her things together and
does it all by herself, but if man starts
any task not in the line of his ordinary
business he will manage to draw TO
himself the assistance of every woman
within call. If it is driving nails, some
one must hand the nails to him; wom-
an would keep them in her pocket or
mouth. If he is riveting something, the
woman must hold the other hammer on
the under side and get i'll her arm the
Jar of the stroke. If he even mends his
fishrod or ties his flies, she must hold
the waxed thread or turn the rod with
both hands l do not see how any mar
ried woman can doubt the truth of the
Scriptures. Why, to her, the fifteenth
and eighteenth verses of the second
chapter of Genesis set the seal of truth
fulness upon the whole. When man was
made and put i'll the garden of Eden to
tend it, he hadn't been there day be-
fore woman had to be made to help
him. He couldn't get along alone ut all.
Fancy him starting out to sow his rad
ish seed and having nobody TO ask how
far she thought he ought to put the rows
apart, so he could put them some other
distance. 1t must have been awful!
Poor Eve! For of all conditions of
"helper" that of TIE ;r,,.%7ddehef helper
Is tfewcrst It is easy to imagine her
her days work over, as she supposes-
planning for n quiet rest upon cool
green bank through the long summer
twilight. Along comes Adam, belated
in his work, because he had been cast
ing his line from shady hooks into deep,
NOISY pools, where the speckled trout
are lying, and he says to Eve: MY
dear, won't you come along with me in
to the garden: l haven't seen anything
of my darling all day. You can sit on
nice soft stone in the path while l
work. And poor, easily beguiled by
love Eve gets up and follows right along,
but, alas, the stone has not changed its
nature any more than Adam has. 1t is
not soft, and perhaps that is the reason
why Adam does not keep her sitting
there long. Good, kind Adam! He
wants the rake, and it is down at the
house, or maybe it was bower, and she
may as well bring along measuring
line, of which also she may hold one end
when she gets back. And then as Adam
gets absorbed he absorbs more and more
of Eve She rakes up the weeds which
he has hoed ont. She holds up the vines
which he ties to the trellis. She trots
back and forth for the primitive imple-
ments, and she smiles, as if she enjoyed
it, but it is a weary woman who, as
dusk yields to darkness, accompanies
Adam to the house, Juggling numerous
odds and ends. 1t is her compensation,
as she greets Abel and his wife, who are
waiting for her, TO hear Adam telling
his son, 1--WE done lot in the garden
tonight. think I'll lay off in the mid
die of the day tomorrow and take try
for those trout in Cain S meadow brook. y
New York Times.
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night lasts from Nov IS to Jan. %.
Despondent on account of bad health,