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Evening journal., 1896-03-07
NIGHTS OF TROUBLE.

Who that has lain awake NJ night suf.
fering from pain and disease has not
realized the long, long nights OF trouble
while endesvoring In all manner OF ways
TO catch few winks OF sleep2
Whichever way You turn. the eyelids
close but sleep cometh not and when
morning comes It fnds you exhausted,
brain weSry AID totally unfit for the
days business.
With no rest from the pain by day, the
mkt night may be but repetition Of the
iret, and the next, and the next, until
nature can iod out no longer
Ah, but do these pains cone from
Rheumatism, Neuralgia. 0out, Auaemia.
Diabetes, Pain 10 the Back. Pain IN the
Abdomen or Inflammation Of the Bladder. 2
Is 10 that sleeplessness that Is one of
ths foremost symptoms OF Biight's
Disease or Kidney Troubles2
IL your nights Of trouble pain and
unrest are caused by either of ihgae
diseases, remenh Der that It Is your kidneys
that ere stlleled
They are 20 disordered they cannot
perform their usual functions by taking
up and throwing of from the blood the
poisons that cause those pains and that
sleepleasnsss
That Is the true state Of your condition
But don't despair. Do not forget that
by removing disease and the uric acid
from your kidneys ali pain will lea ~ you,
your nights sleep will be refreshing your
health restored. cheeriulness will show
itself In your face and al symptoms OF
Rheumatism. Neuralgia. Bad blood,
Malaria and Kidney Palms will be obllt.
Grated from vour avgten
DR. Hobbs Sparagus Kidney Pills whose
virtues are unquestloned, will do all this
viii cleanse your kidneys; will cure you
OF these Ills and that's the reason they
are 80 highly Endorsed By physicians and
druggists and by thousands Of sufferers
who have been cured by them.
TAKEAPlLL. Take the best. Take Hobbs.
DR.. Hob Little Liver Pills don't gripes
Price lOs.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Most Pronounced Symptoms of Heart Dis-
ease. and How TO Secure Relief IN 80
Minutes.
The most pronounced symptoms OF
heart disease are. pSlpltation or autter-
ing OF the heart. shortness Of breath.
smother!ng spells at night, msking 1t
necessary to sit up in bed to breathe.
swelling of feet or ankles, say che most
eminent authorities is one OF the surest
signs OF diseased heart. Nightmare ia
a common symptom. spells Of hunger or
exhaustion. It Is estimated that 90 per
cent of all cases OF dropsy come from
hesrt disease. The brain may be con-
gested, causing headache, dizziness or
vertigo. In short, whenever the heart
hutters, tires out easily, aches or palpi-
tates. Il Is diseased. and nothing will
give such perfect relief or 50 speedily
effect cure as Dr. Agnew's Care for the
Heart II has saved thousands Of lives,
and yours may be counted among the
number II It's use is begun at once.
This remedy absolutely never falls to
give perfect relief ia thirty mlnutes. aud
It is as harmless as the purest milk
Sold by N. B. Danforth. S'cond and
Market streets. and ]. NJ GrIfaa, Fourth
and Madison streets.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Ladies' Costums-This fashionable
toilette consists OF blouas bodice Of the
popular Dresden silk aud stylish skirt
of navy blue covert cloth. Ths waist Is
made With full blouse front
which is allowed to glightly over
hang the broad girdle OF black
satin. A gsrnlture Of jet passa-
mentsrie adds an air OF elegance to our
model but nay be omitted II palmer
costume is desired. The novel collar ia
ornsmented with let trimmed squares, 8
mode greatly in vogue this season. The
sleeves which may either be elbow or
ordinary length as the weRrer DESIRES
are cut with graceful puffs and are tight
fitting from wrist 10 elbow. The bodice
closes invlsibly in the centre back.
The stylish skirt is the very latest cut
and displays a particularly graceful hsre
ct the sides and back. IL is made with
eight cores and has its three bsok cores
gathered. Any Of the fashionable silk or
woolen materials in the market may be
used for the development Of this design.
- No. 20543-Lsdies Fancy Waist Ito be
be made with short or long sleeves)
requires for medium size. 6t yards
material % inches wide. 81 yards So
inches wide, or 3 yards A inches wide.
Lining required, II yards; gimp repre-
ted, q yards; velvet yard Cut In
sizes, from 80 to &C inches bust
measure.
No, 2O512-Lsdies' Eight Gorsd Ripple
Skirt (hsving its three back cores
gsthered), requires for medium size, 81
yards material % inches wide, yards 35
inches wide, or A yards "A inches wide.
Lenth Of skirt ia front. Al inches; width
around bottom, 50s yards. Cut In sizes.
from % to so inches waist measure.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
TRAGEDY AT PATERSON
Intense Excitement Over Miss
Sullivan's Murder.
ONE SUSPECT IS UNDER ARREST

He Is Tramp, Answering to the Do.
scription of q Stranger Seen the Night
of the Murder-strong Talk of Lynch.
ing the Brutal AssnssiR.
PATERSON, n j., March Am arrest
has at last been made in connection with
the murder Of Miss Mary Il. sullivan, the
music teacher
A man named James Gilhilin, who is
apparently tramp was taken in charge
by the authorities at Ramseys and placed
In the Bergen county jail at Hackensaclz.
1u Is not known how closely he has beon
connected with the case by the officials
making the arrest. The prisoner admits
however that he was horo on Wednesday
night. He also wears "a gray ulster and
seems to tally with tho description of the
suspected murderer
Tho crime was ono Of the most brutal
that has over been perpotrated in this sec
tion. Asalready stated i'm these dispatches
Miss Sullivan was found by Clap Peter.
son in o senliconscious and dying condi
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
DIET.

DlHla
ALsENTZER.--0n March 4. 1896 Catherine,
wife Of William Alssntzsr, In the 9th year OF
her sge.
PIDDLE.-In Washington. D., March 2,
1896. Horace Corbit Biddle, aged H years.
BRADFORD. On March 7th, 1896, James
Bradford, ased ~ years.
Relatives and friends are invited TO attend
his funeral from his late residence No. 40
Broome street, on Monday morning at 10
O'Clock. Requiem mass at So. Peul's Church
AT half past 10 o'clock. luterment Cathedral
Cemetery.
EDWARDS In this city. on March 3. 1896.
llmilie Marguerite, daughter of g.. =. and
jennie Edwards, aged years.
CAREY - on Match 3, 1898, Martha J..
Carey. aged % years.
HOLDEN On Marca ., 1899, Caroline
Holden.
HVDE.-On March ]. 1895 Frank A son Of
Patrick and july hyde, eyed 2i years.
kENNEI On March o. John Kinney, aged
Relatives and friends are invi'ed to attend
the funeral from his late reeidence, No @lO
South Jackson street, on Mund ~ March 3. at
. a. M. High mnss az st. paul's X. g.. Church
Interment at Cathedral Cemetery.
KERR AT Philadelphia. Pa. on March 2.
1926, Rev. James Conper Kerr, ID. d., chap
lain u =. a, in the 4j1 year OK his age
LYMAN. On March . 1906, Of diph heric-
Group. Panl s.. son Of Gregg s. and Maggie
G. Lyman. agtd IL months.
McDERMOTT.-"n the 3rd instant James
McDermott, aged 40 years.
MEETEER. On March ], 1895, Edward S.
Mseteer. aged Gl years.
MULLIN.-On March 2. 1856, tora Mullln,
aged s3 years.
PYLE.-On March 4, 1886, Mary A. Pyle,
wife Of Robert L.. Pyle.
REGENAUER.- .-On March 3. 1895. Lewis
Jr e.. son OF Lewis Regenauer, aged year.
SHAW On March !, 1896. William r.
Shaw, aged 2s years.
WIGGIES- On March ]. 1896. Howard Wig
gins, in the Goth ear Of his age.
WOLFE.--At New Castle. on March .. 1896.
Daniel r. Wolfe. aged 81 years,
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
RELIABLE PATTERNS.
Guaranteed to Fit, if Proper
Size is Given.
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A Pattern OF This Can he Had By Send.
Ing 10 Gents to the Evening Journal
Omcs-Patterns for Woman. Maid and
Child.
We have made an arrangement with
one Of the oldest and most reliable paper
pattern houses IN New York, which
enables MS TO offer to our readers stand
ard and perfect fitting patterns OF the
very latest and newest designs
These patterns are retailed In stores st
from 90 to 40 cents. We bave made
arrangements whereby We eau offsr
them at the extremely low price OF 10
cents.
A paper pattern OF any size. Of this
illustration, may be obtained by sending
your name aud address, number and
slzs OF pattern desired. together with 10
cents for each pattern, to the EvsNTNG
JOURNAL, Wilmington. Del.
Please Observe the Following Measure
ments.
For Waists-Measurs around fullest
part OF bust, close under arm; raise
slightly In the back, draw moderately
tight.
For Skirts-Measure around the waist,
over the belt; draw moderately tight.
Printed directions accompany each
pattern, showing how the garment is to
be made.
When ordering patterns for children
please also state age Of child.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
Down Smyrna way.

SMyRNA, March Tex Senator Will
liam t. Hepoorn. of Kent county, Nd
stopped over night In Clayton, Thursday,
on his way from Annapolis.
b. Clifton Collins, of Philadelphia, has
returned after months visit to Smyrna
relatives.
Miss Lille @. Lo OF Brenford, is
being entertained by Miss Florence B
Taylor.
Miss Irene Hepborn. OF Wilmington, Is
the guest OF Mrs Wesley Jones.
Mrs. Robert Denny has returned from
q visit to Dover friends.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
fheee Booke,Are HtnutIoa,

We have few copies OF a besutliul
work, handsomely bound, containing sew
eral hundred pictures Of high artistic
merit, which will be sold at 81. 20 = copy
which i8 Rb0ut one fourth the publica
tion price. Also some copies OF Rand aud
McNslly'a CYclopedia at s225, worth
four times the price asked. Can be seen
nc the EvEDNG jOURNAL office
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
aIarrled FORTY Years.

Mr.. and Mrs Joseph Taylor celebrated
the 405h anniversary OF their marriage
at their farm home, "Sunnyslde" ia Vest
Marlborough township. ysstsrdey after.
noon. The company arrived at the
dinner hour and were served to a
delicious meal. after which literary txsr
cises Of an entertaining nature and q
lively social season followed A number
Of letters from absent frisnds we're read
by Mrs NJ Louise Pennock. OF Kennett
Square The Wilmington guests were
Mr.. and Mrs Robert d Hodgson, Mr.
and Mrs Cyrus Pyle. Mr.. and Mrs
Willis Il. Taylor, Mr.. and Mrs Benjamin
P Kirk, Mr.. and Mrs Irwin Cause, Mr.
and Mrs Bepismin Cause
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
a Birthday celebration.

Frederick Blel'z celebrated his 2ssh
birthday st No. 405 King street last
night A number Of friends we're present
aud ths time was pleasantly spent in
games and music. aud a. mid night re
freshmsnts were served. Among those
present we're: Mics Hannah Graham. Mrs
Kleitz Mrs. Grahsm. George Kieiiz
Joseph Sperrle, Harry Neher and others.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

Old 0entleman-"Do You think, sir, that
YOU are able TO support my daughter without
continually lowering on the verge of bank
rsptey oa e9fiemanEy.ei ySA III tbsts Az sarS more
than ! can do. Take her and be h,ppy."-
London Tid-Bits.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
PAPER Patterns. Ten Cents.

Ladies, read the fashion srticle on the
third page Of this paper and send ten
cents to the EVENING JOURNAL Office for
an up-to-date paper pattern
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Finest assortment OF Briar Pipes in
cases, gold mounted amber bits, 81 25,
SO 80, 81 90. East Second st., Durstein
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
ReIlef in sIx Hnnra..s

Distressing kidney and bladder diseases res
Ileved In six hours by the "Hew Great South
American Kidney Cure" This new remedy
Is great surprise On account Of its exceeding
pro-1ptness In relieving pain I'm the bladder,
klddeys. back and every part Of the urinary
passages IN male or female. II relieves retsn-
ton OF water and pain IN passing IL almost
immediately. lfyou want quick relief and cure
2. James Belt. druggists. Wilmington. Del
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
IN A SOCIAL WAY.
Two Birthday Anniversaries
Pleasantly Celebrated.
FORTY YEARS OF MARRIED LIFE

Wilmington Friends Help Mr.. and BIrs.
Joseph Taylor to Celebrate the Ami
versary of Thor BIarriage-some other
And of Interest-PersOnai News About
Wilmington People ard Their Friends.
All Communications intended for insertion
in this column should be addressed 10 Society
Editor. care OF the kvENIHo JOuRNAB. Com
muuicAtions ehOuld be written on one side OF
the paper only.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Ninety per cent of all the people need TO
take a course of Hoods Sarsaparilla at this
season TO prevent that rundown condition Of
the sy stem which invites disease.
Holds Pills are purely vegetable and do not
purge, pain or grippe. All druggists. 25c.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that Letters Testa-
mentary were In due form Of law granted
unto the undersigned. on the ninth day
OF January, A. D.. 1896. and that all persons
having claims against the estste of the ae-
ceased must present the same. duly attested,
10 the said EXecutrix. on or before the ninth
day Of January. 1897, OF abide BY the
Act Of Assembly In such case made and pro-
yided. ANNIE O'CONNELL.
Executrix.
Address. 1905 Chestnut St, Wilmington, Del
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
A LlDYS FASHIONABLE COSTUME.

To Get This Pattern Fill Out the Coupon
and Send 1t TO the Evening journal
ONCE with Ten Cents.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
prcTsTrR,s oEF1cr

New Castle County, Del Jan, Q, 1896. (
Upon the application Of Annie O'Connell,
executrix OF Patrick OConnell. In Q OF New
Castle hundred, in said county, deceased, Il IL
Executrix aforesaid give notice OF granting Of
Letters TestamentsIy upon the estate Of The
deceased. with the date Of granting thereof,
by causing advertisements TO be- posted within
forty days from the date OF such Letters I'm
six OF the most public places OF the county Of
New Castle. requiring all persons having
demands against the estate TO present the
same, or abide by an act OF Assembly In such
case made and provided; and also cause the
same 10 be inserted within the sGms period in
the EvENIN0 JOURNAL. newspaper pub
iished in Wilmington, Del. and TO be contin-
ued therin three weeks. 70. o; d.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

The young lady who made ZOO words ont Of
"conservatO Oryn las5 Autumn has run away
from home. Her mother wanted her 10 make
three loaves OF bread out Ct flour. And
wanted her to make 10 without any more
controversy. - New York World
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
NnTICE.

Notice is hereby given that Letters OF Ad-
mnistrati0n were In due form OF law granted
unto the undersigned, on the Eighth day
OF Februsry, A. ID. 1903, and that all per-
sons having claims against the estate OF the
deceased must present the same, duly attested,
20 the said Administrators on or before the
Eighth day Of February, 1897, or abide
the 2 Ct Of Assembly In such case made and
'''' SARAH L. TALLEY,
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
REaIsTFR,s ORDER.
u EsIsTER's ORDER.
RFGIsTER'S OFFICF,

New Castle County Del. Feb. s, 1874
Upon the application OF Sarah n. Talley
and John w. Tnlley Administrators o.
of William ralley, late Of Brandywine hum
dred. IN said county, deceased. Il is ordered and
directed By the Register that the Adminiatra-
tors aforesaid give notice-of granting of Let
ters OF Administration upon the estate OF the
deceased, with the date OF granting
thereof BY causing advertisements TO be
posted within forty days from the date
Of such letters in six Of the most public places
Of the county OF New Castle, requiring all
persons having demands against the estate 70
present the same, OF abide by an Act OF As
sembly IN such case made and provided; and
also cause the same 70 be inserted within the
same period in the EVENING JOURNAL,a news
paper published in Wilmington. Del, and 10
be continued therein three weeks. 20. o. d.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Given under the hand and seal
- OF office OF the Register aforesaid
&C Wilmington, In New Castle
( L. s. county aforesaid, the day and
year above written.
j. WILKINS COOCH. Register.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
4. bND 1. SYNDICATE.

B. BhD 8. 01hDlUhlh,
Coupons VIII BE Accepted BY the Follow
ing Members at the Rate OF Five p.
Cent. ON All Rotaii Cash TRANSACTION
Except Patent Medicines and Sugar.
Barber Supplies.
A. Ferschke.
Boots and shoes.
g. NJ. DouRherty.
NJ. Grady.
Ievy's Knmfort sho5 House.
John NcNey.
Henry Pike
Amer q. Wivel.
Carpets ana Furniture.
james Mehafe.
Caterer, Baker. Ice Cream.
i. l.. Hanna.
Clothing.
I. Hamburger & Son.
Druggists
r. ID. Brown.
West street Pharmacy.
Joseph T.. Williams.
Dry Goods.
Mrs. p. Welsh.
Flour and reed. ora
J Jerome Smith.
Furniture.
Albert Buehler a. Co.
Gents Furnishor.
Wyatt q co.
Crocers.
w.B. Rinnix.
A. W. Brown
John Callan.
j. q. y. Castelow.
Kate Finn.
James Grant.
w y. Holly.
~. h. Lang.
NJ Leltclman
ID. w. Lynch A 90.
Is. Merkel.
pheO. T.. Moore.
y McCrAcken
William McSorley.
N. \. Pennington.
i,hilaa. Grocer. q. &c. Miller, Mgr.
w. Qlorlpel.
A II. Scarborough.
William B. Smith, Jr.
George Turner.
Tyson a Richardson.
Groceries and Fruits.
s. #. Blaokiston.
Groceries and Meats.
DOyce A. parvis.
Thomas DOnahoe.
Elias II. DOnnelly.
oliver Dunuing.
Robert ID. Fulton.
James y. Mckay.
J. E. Reed.
Henry n schmidt.
Strong 4 Sons.
Groceries aud Produce.
A. A. Dugan.
Groceries aud Provisions.
q. b. Droue.
Sanford Roe.
S. B. Virtue.
Hatters aud Gents' Furnishers
Flynn Bros.
Jeweiorf.
Joseph Kera.
". $ Philips a. Co
Job Printer.
A. p. Whitaker.
James \. Kelly.
VIM. J. mclaughlin.
Meat Markets.
\. o. Alexander.
William II. Beeson.
Theo. W. Francis.
William Fridman
joel Langley.
r.. II. LOnand.
James O'Ha.a
fharles J.. Meiler
Is. r. Money
Fred Pelpenbring
Thomas y. Smith.
Peter Walz
j. II. Weaver.
Joseph y. Wilhel
Williams Bros.
Meats aud Produce.
Bonsall Bros.
Merchant TaiIOrs.
Robert Bromley.
Nj. Burger
Walter s. Davis.
J. Y. kreici e Bro.
Howard -. Mercer A. Co.
Plerson g. Co.
Millinery.
NJ. A. Whitoraft.
Plumbers
Briscoe g. prics,
Isaiah N. Eaton.
Roberts A. Co.
=. II. Walsh.
Shoes an ! DRY Goods.
William Houck.
Wall Paper and window Shades.
J.. Warren Ellis.
Preston W. Yeager.
Wall Paper. Winoow Shades and oil Clot
Thomss RI. Weist A. Bro.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
SARAH L. TALLEY,
pEGIsTER's ORDER.

Address Baldwin Springer, 4P%5Di'8EnISi5 E9a, %%ias
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

AS the reductions have been made for the sole purpose
of making floors must insist the reduced
goods being delivered within weeks unless sold with
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Reduced from S42. Curley Birch Suits of a
very pleasing and artistic design, reduced
from $42 to $50. Others from $37 to $a7
and sos to $48.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07
Solid Oak
Chamber Suits,
Sf7.OO.

quantity of them low figure; bureaus have pattern
shape top and 24x3o beve edge mirror bedstead stands
feet inches high and has beautiful glass finish In order
that many of possible may share this bar
gain allow only suit of this pattern to each customer
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

49, Of ONCE OF the Register afore
said at Wilmington, In New Cas-.
l.. S. tie county Aforesaid. the day and
wear above written.
- j. WILKINS COOCH, Register.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

At this price we show you suit worth at
least SIS, new in design, faultless in work.
manship and finely polished
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

This week we are offering values in Furniture a
were our Carpet values of last week.
Evening journal., 1896-03-07

Anybody can sell you an Oak
Chamber Suit for $I7, such as
they are, but this one represents
something better. We were
fortunate enough to secure a
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-03-04
FUNERAL OF JUDGE HOGE.
A Large Attendance of Friends of a PoPu-
iarand nuch Loved Nan.
crocio1 IN the Pepictar

A Large Attendance of Friends of Popu-
ilrand luch Loved Nan.
Special to the Register.
Martinsburg, w. Va. March 3.-The
funeral Of Judge John Blair Hoge took
place to-day from his late residence.
The services were conducted by Rev.
F. N. Woods and Rev. Henry Thomas,
Of the Presbyterian and Episcopal
Churches. The pall-bearers were Nj.
Adel Hunter. Of Baltimore; Mr.. B. S.
Randolph. of Frostburg. Nd; Mr. John
StrOther. of Charles Town, VI. Va; Mr..
Iemuel cambridge, of Jefferson county;
Judge p. Boyd Faulkner, Mr. n. w.
Jones. Mr.. c. w. Doll and Mr.. II. n.
BOYD. of this city. The intcrment was
a. NOrbOrne cemetery.
The universal esteem in which Judge
Hoga was held and mis- prominence in
public life made this the occasion of a
large turnout Of his fellow-citiZens and
friends from here and a distance. The
bar. The county court and all the cOun-
tv officials attended in a body. CieOn
Moore. w. II. Travers and Claiborne
Greene represented the Jefferson bar.
A large number of eX-COntederates
were also in attendance, among whom
were Col VIM. a. Morgan and Mr.. Eu-
gene Baker of Jefferson county. Among
others who We're present from dis
lance besides the immediate relatives
were Major Robert Hunter, of Wash
ington; Mrs. w. S. Love, of Winchester,
Va. and Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Riddle, OF
Chambersburg. Pa.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-03-04
SAID N FUN.

Il wouldn't mind helping you if |
thought there was anything in YOU.
"Jes' you gimme the dime, mister, an
see how quick therell be sumthtn' IN
me. indianapolis Journal.
At the Club. -Jack-"COlo1el, no cid
of preparations going on upstairs. Some
one must be giving private dinner
probably one of the new members. "
Colonel Spunge Quite right, old hoy.
Old members never give dinners; they
eat them. New York Evening
World.
Il Sec" remarked Mrs. Ashcroft, at
the breakfas, yahle. that the coffee
crop OF Honduras has been seriously re-
du"ed by TWO unusually dry seasons. -
That's odd replied The star bOarder.
Il never noticed a scarcity of water in
the coffee. "-Pitts6urg Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
A father wishing to bring up his
child in the way he should 80, told him
when he was in danger and needed help
TO call upon the Lord. Later in the
day Willie was punished for some mis-
CcmearOr, and when on the threshold
of he dark closet holding his father by
one hand he dropped TO his knees and
prayed. 20 Lord, iI YOU want 20 help
a little boy, now's your chance. Life.
"A fellow always feels satisfied with
himself after having taken a little
game said the fellow coming out Of
the restaurant.
well. &c all depends on what kind OF
game he's been taking in. replied his
friend who had been ONT a. the poker
club. -NO nkrrs Statesman.
King COphetua addressed the beegar
maid kindly.
as that real?' ne asked, pointing 10
the color of her cheek.
Yes answered the maid, that is a
straight flush.
We'll. that beats me-" exclaimed His
Majesty, directing q flourish of trum-
pets by way O. ending the plriey. De
troll Tribune
Mamma And so he complained Of
your biscuits, did he? Well, [ wouldn't
mind you viii soon learn TO make bet
ter ones, and then YOU viii please
him..
New Wife-"But it Is not Chat. nam
ma; 7 don't mind his finding fault with
my cooking. But to think that love,
which I supposed was a sentiment of
the heart, is only an affair of the sto-
mach boston Transcript.
Sle-I hope, dear, You were not
thinking OF business in church this
morning. You know your thoughts
should be of higher things.
He-Well. I was thinking Of that 500
bonnet of yours. Is that high enough,
think you?-YOnkers Statesman.
Miss Smashum-I don't care for men;
i'm fact. I've already said no to seven
Of hem.
Miss Comaly-Indoed! what we're they
selling Adams Freeman.
Take away woman" shouted the
orator, and what would follow?"
We would" said a man at the back
Of the audience, promptly. American,
Philadelphia
HermiOne-Isn't Jack good? He has
engaged himself to me. you know; but
ne says he Will not bind me to him. If
I can get somebody else, he says he
shant interfere.
Blanche (sweetly)-It is evident that
he feels perfectly sure of you. Boston
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