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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
BOTH GOT MAD.
MOuntaineer offered an Indignity
by a Naughty Government Of3-
Wa shing tnn Star.

Washington Star.
He was a typical mountaineer from his
brogan shoes to his wool hat, and he had
walked to a neighboring town to visit rela-
tives. 1t was his first visit away from his
home. The second day after he arrived he
went to the postof1ce to get a letter from
his girl. He was sure it would be there, as
she had tearfully told him she would write
him while he was away.
"Air thar any mail fer me?" he inquired
of the postmaster.
what's your name?" was the inquiry.
Louder"
ct say. what's your nanae?" yelled the
postmaster, sticking his head through the
window into the face of the young man.
why, dad drat your ugly time, I've told
yer three times my name was Louder. "
yelled the mountaineer; 1T. J. Louder, and
if yer didn't belong to Their gov ment I'd
craw over thar and pick your ears. Soon es
man gifts or gov ment job round here he
begins to put on airs, and I'm not one to
put up with it,
The postmaster f1shed out letter from a
musty hole and gave 1t to him, although he
was mad himself.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
WHITE BEAR ABLAZE.
The Town Has a jolly Saturday
Night of 1t.

The people Of White Bear who took
active interest in the sound money
party principles celebrated the victory
Saturday evening with torchlight pro-
cession, headed by the White Bear
Brass band and the local Mckinley
club. The town was Illuminated by
colored lights and bonfires. The most
interesting features of the procession
was the payment of an election bet,
whereby Col. e. A. Jones, ex-mayor of
the village, was trundled around Rail-
road park by Davis Long, who was
an ardent free silver man until election
day. This spectacle was all the more
luGicroUs owing to the fact that Col
Jones very strongly resembles Presi-
dent Cleveland in figure and face
The affair terminated with an ovation
to Charles Ref. the Democratic county
commissioner elect.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
WANTS TO KNOW.
A. Father Socks Light ON 81 Time
HOnofed Problem.

Harper's Bazaar: r.
l weigh in the neighborhood of 200 pounds,
and I am the happy father of a small boy
who weighs about forty pounds. AS near as
can figure it ought to require about three
or four times as much to eat as that boy.
This calculation takes. into consideration the
fact that the boy is growing.
Now, I eat three fairly good-sized meals a
day. TstE Sal -
This is what my boy eats:
A glass of milk on getting up; two crack
ers while getting dressed; one cooky (pur-
Joined while breakfast is being put ON the
table,. tf'Q So
Breakfast-About twice as much as eat.
A large piece OF bread covered with jam
to induce him to leave the table; two sticks
of candy to induce him to be good boy:
a poeketful of cookies to keep him from
starving while Cat his morning play; more
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
A Friendly invitation.

Washington Star.
Speaking Of polar expeditions. Mrs. Loj-
jem,' said the silly boarder. II was talking
yesterday with friend Of mine who once
went with 9 party in search Of the pole
Indeed. 1t must have been exciting"
Eyes. He said he sometimes thought OF
trying it agaiH ftey 5saidS he missed the
sheets Of ice in, the ,Arcticl ocean.
"Poor fellowf''
al felt sorry For, shinss So / tod hin thgs
il he'd come here and board next winter La
could sleep between 'em every night
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
Not Guilty of That.
st. James Gazette.

st. James GAZETTE.
Cecil Rhodes is not usually hilarious per-
son, but he is said to have laughed immod-
erately on the occasion of the capture Of
Umsavu, very old woman and one of the
numerous wives of UmzilikateZe founder of
the Matebele nation and father Of Lobtn-
gula- Asked If she knew Mr.. Rhodes, the
ancient dame shook her head Thereupon
the QUESTION was repeated in another form,
and Umsavu said: There were some white
men once in my kraal stealing fowls; he may
be one of them"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
Said That He Stole a. ".

D. F. Level, colored, was arrested last
eight by Sergt Ross on a charge of larceny
w. +. Johnson, also colored, claims that
Level grabbed a So note from him at the
rooms of the Social club $40 Jackson street.
Level, who is fifty years old, was given a
chase by the man who claimed to have lost
the five. Level denied the charge when
brought to the station and when searched was
without money.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
Was DoiHg Too Much Business.

Leo Bernhoff, thirteen years old, living at
morning by Patrolman Ahern charged with
violating the hotel runners ordinance. The
police officer claims that the lad was trying
to induce couple of strangers to put up at
a Sixth street hotel Not having a license to
do business as a hotel runner, the boy was
arrested. He was released yesterday after
noon, his father promising to have him in
court this morning.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
The Rand

When the Boer first landed In the district
in which johannesburg is now situated, the
place was chrstened Wit Waters Rand, which
is Dutch for white water reef" Thus, In
reference to the Rand, the intention is simply
to speak oS the district where these reefs
abound or it may even be that the Gold Reef
City itself is simply referred to by that term.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
w. C. Il. U. Programme.

CHICAGO, Nov. THE programme of the
twenty-third annual convention of the ma
tional w. G. T. u. has been issued The
annual address of President Frances E. VIII
lard and tie reports of the other general Off
GERS will be heard on the opening day. On
the afternoon Of Sunday, Nov Is a grand
Armenian mass meeting and memorial meet
ing will be held
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
Car Barn Scorched.

A small fire in the business office of the
Ramsey street car barn called out the de-
partment yesterday morning. The fire started
in the wall back of an open fireplace, and
and extinguishing the blaze is estimated at
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
WILL TRY sstoPERA FRIDAY.
Minneapolis Authorities Investigate
t:ke SfreloyY Robbery

Louis Shcpera, the Jackson street
pawnbroker arrested and taken to
Minneapolis to- answer to a charge OF
grand larceny, S has been released on
s.. 800. bopdso The preliminary examina-
ton has been, set for Friday in the
Minneapolis police court. The Mime
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
ROCK SPRING TABIE WATER

delicious and the real health drink. Sold every-
where 40 w. 9TH St., St. Paul. MIN. Tel. l4s
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-09
She Would Like to Know.

Puck.
Husband-I see that New York Judge has
decided that the wife, and not the husband
should control the servants.
Wife-Did he explain how she is to do it?
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

This is an offer in which everybody is in
terested. The cold weather is here and the
overcOat and good warm suit is a mans best
friend. Our overcoat are unprecedented in
magnitude and unrivaled in excellence. No
tailor can make any better at three times the
prics-in fact, no better made at any price.
Free unrestricted, unlimited choice of all
our very finest imported ovOrcOats for a
limited time only. This offer has never been
before attempted-neyer will be offered again
aud should bring the big piles down TO the
level We want them in less than ten days.
Nothing better for a Christmas present for
the father or son. or any other man, youth
or boy, but in addition to our large line OF
clothing, hats, caps and gents furnishing
goods will also have a specially selected line
of Christmas presents in fancy gloves, smok.
ing jackets, etc. One Of our winter caps may
prevent your husband or sou from having his
ears frost bitten. They are very cheap.
rtE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

The remains of Michael J Dean, of Browns
vile, who was killed in the railroad yards at
Allegheny City on Monday, arrived in town
at noon to-day, They were taken to the
home of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. p. II.
Dean, at Brownsville, from which place the
funeral will take place tomorrow. Service
will be held in the Annunciation Catholic
church, of town, and intermeut in the
st. Joseph's cemetery, at Girardville. Upon
their arrival the remains were accom-
panied by Messrs. A. Burke, A. Tracey John
Desmond and ]. w. Weiley, representing
Good Will Lodge No, 1O6, Brotherhood Of
trainmen, and Messrs. A. J. Dean, 7. Fallon,
J. J. Ryan and T. G. Buckley, representing
Marquette Council No. 43s, Young Mems
Institute, both organizations Of Allegheny
City, Pa. Hugh Dean, of Pittsburg, con.
ductor on the Pan Handle Railroad and a
brother of the deceased, James Barret, Of
Pittsburg, and Mrs. Dean. of Leetonia, Ohio,
also arrived with the remains to attend the
| funeral.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
A MARVELLOUS EXHIBITION.
The Swiss Village Exposition Is Hero and
Should be Seon by All.

The Swiss Village Exposition Is Hero and
Should be Seon by All.
without doubt the largest, most wonderful
and most interesting collection of automatic
works ever on exhibition in this or any other
country is now open to tho public in Shenan-
doah at the Franey building, corner Of Main
and Oak streets, and attracting large crowds
of our best people. You have never seen
such puzzling piece of mechanism as this,
and you will be astOnished that such work is
possible to come from the mind and hands of
one man.
The principal feature is BerGman's cele-
brated Swiss Village" so perfect and life-like
in diverse movements, SO ingenious in con-
structon and so complicated in mechanical
devices that visitors look and study with
wonder and astonishment vt the results OF
human genius and patience.
Prof Bergers cabinet collection, repre-
sentng ancient and modern life, scenery and
character, are spectacles of the highest and
grandest type of artistic mechanism.
The marvellous works are explained to the
spectator by special lecturer. 1t is quite
impossible for us to give comprehensive
description of these wonders to our readers,
but we hope that all will avail themselves OF
the only opportunity they will ever have to
witness this grand entertainment before il
leaves Shenandoah. Remember it will be
here only few days.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
MAHANOY CITY.


Boys Arrested ana CharSeu WIN hOD-
bing Freight Cars.
MAHANoY CITY, Dec. 9.-John Kline,
John Swartz, Henry Mcdonald and Matthew
Cooper, Jr., boys ranging from II to ID years.
were before Justice Jones last evening
charged with stealing case of whiskey
valued at $50 from freight car at Oak
Hollow siding, near Buck Mountain. They
took the whiskey to winter shanty and in
dulged in an orgie. They were found in a
helpless condition by their parents. Ono of
the boys was carried home and a physician
stated that delay of five minutes would
have had fatal effect on the victim. When
arragned before the Justice the boys denied
the robbery, but the evidence against them
was strong and each was held in $500 bail
Joseph Hough, saloonkeeper on North
Main street, died at nine o'clock last night,
after an illness Of three weeks. The de-
ceased was 65 years of age and native of
England. He had been a resident Of town
for 32 years. The funeral will take place on
Friday.
George Jones has returned from the Pres
byterian hospital at Philadelphia, where he
was treated for nasal cancer.
NJ. J. MCGUIRE the local hypnotist, gave a
private exhibition in Kaier's dance hall last
evening with great success. He will give q
public exhibition in Kaier's opera house next
Saturday night.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
PERSONAL.

Councilman Boehm is slowly recovering
from an attack Of asthma.
George Wyatt, of Ashland, visited friends
in town yesterday.
Miss Hattie Norris of South Bowers street,
spent to-day in Pottsville.
Mrs. James Birmingham, of Turkey Run,
yesterday gave birth to son.
W. G.. Gregory was passenger on the noon
p. & r. train to Reading
Joseph Reese is lying seriously i'll at his
home in Lost Creek, of brain fever.
Policeman Thomas Lee transacted business
in Pottsyille to-day.
W. L. Hall, representing the Pease piano
New York, was in town to-day consulting
their agents, 0'Neill Bros
Mr.. and Mrs. John Cooney, of West Oak
street, are both confined to their home by
Illness
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
Silver novelties at Maloy's jewelry ste
A Largo Shoe BusIness.

The Factory Shoe Store, corner Main and
Centre Streets has established a large shoe
business, under the able management Of Mr..
Meyer, by their enterprise and liberal treat
ment of customers. In the past few months
they have given to their patrons nearly 100
lamps and a large amount Of the gold
aluminium tableware, and are now giving
each purchaser of fifty cents worth of shoes
chance on handsome French doll, robed
in finest style of the art. The doll will be
presented to the lucky customer on Christmas
Eve.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

The Red Stocking" theatrical company
was billed to appear here last night and
when several theatre-goers appeared at the
theatre they found the doors closed, and left
swearing vengeance at the management for
failing to notify the public. The company
stranded at Patterson, N. j., several days
ago, where it first appeared after leaving
New York city.
The Road to Wealth." another company
billed through this region, went to the wall
at Wilkesbarre.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
DR.. TALMAoE TO WED.
TbS Famous Preacher win Marry ais
son-in-Law's Sister.

Tlse Famous Preacher win Marry ais
son-in-LRw's Sister.
Now York, Dec. "a special TO The
World from Sing Sing says; Rev. L. De-
Witt Talmage and Miss Susie Mangam,
Of this city, are TO be married. The an
nouncement was made yesterday in Sing
Sing by relatives Of both persons The
exact date of the wedding has not been
determined but the event will In all prob
ability be within week.
The young lady who is about to become
the bride of the noted preacher Is the
daughter of Daniel ID. Mangam, of New
York city. She is brunette Of 30. The
Mangams have winter residence on Mad
ison avenne, New York. DIR. Talmage' s
daughter is married to Miss Mangam's
brother, Daniel ID. Mangam, Jr. DIR. Tai
IMAGES second wife died more than a year
ago.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
our lsOo x-mas Announcement.

Election uncertainties, with their disturb
ing influences, are past For December we
anticipate the largest months business we
have ever done. Our selections have been
made early and the busy hum heard in every
department is an indication that the buyers
agree with us that we have the best, newest
and cheapest line of holiday goods in town
10 R.F. GIL
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
County Prison statement.

The accounts OF the county prison have
been audited for tho month Of November,
and the total csst of maintenance is given as
81 ,s66.93 total receipts from sales, etc,
81, 16s. .33. Average number Of prisoners per
day, 146 average cost per prisoner per day,
o 1900. Goods manufactured during month ;
Rag Carpet, 1880 yards; Ingram Carpet,
1O7; Check, AZ Half hose, 621 dozen.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
Tn. RaRI.trY Book.

The Commissioner clerks are unusually
busy preparing and sending out the registry
books TO all parts Of the county. The blanks
for the proper registration Of births and
deaths are also being sent out. The Assessors
Of town have received their books and will
assume their duties in few days
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

A horse owned by rag and bone dealer
ran away on East Apple alley this afternoon
and upset the wagon, damaging it and break
ing the harness. The horse fell and one of
its sides was injured. A small boy who was
in the wagon escaped injury.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
PfTHY POINTS.
Throughout the Region Chrop.

fl Throughout the Region Chron-
c d for Hasty Perusai.
day is the last day for filing
applications.
" IS. of Jacksons, has announced
didato for Supervisor Of Maha-
foy city School Board will soon
'ant officer. There are said to be
us.
= ion of Mrs. J. J. Ratigan, Of
such that her permanent re-
9lred.
80 G. A. r., of Mahanoy City,
= ccted tomorrow evening by c.
of Ashland.
. Forge Association will ask the
- Nor an appropriation Of $40, 200
ug two years.
body of Chas. Baldwin, travelling
" Sc of IL building and loan associa.
.vund on the mountain neai
klehach has resigned his position
~, uecr at the VIM. Penn colliery
- iamc position at Gerber cOlliery
Nward, the well known Ashlan,
~ PATCHED 10 run u 100 yard rae,
" from Excelsior on Christmas Day
7 $50 90.
49,. between VIM. Gibson, Of Pal,
nmy McIIale, Of Philadelphia
y, comes Off in the Park Theatre
December 22nd.
~ IAN, the we'll known comedian
,,a finger, has lost his power 0
lis an inmate of the Blooming
Il, and his condition is 50 critica
almost hourly expected.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

ID Dozen of 75 and 9S cent shirts at 6s cents
now. Fine French Percales, two collars and
a pair of cuffs and perfectly fitting to close
out fall styles of '96. At MAX LEVITS.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

TO thl Telegram.
in wb Gallagher; of Lewisburg. Pa,
|urneoed pastor of the Baptist church
|ros., I'D Market streets, succeeding
|wn upilliams, who resigned some time
d bridiarge of the church at MahanOy
Estapallagher is making preparations
|yers' this place. and expects to do so
SpeaI
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

u 4 Name In the Right Place.
|nortetor coughs and colds, 25c. At
81, drug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

ever make $1,000, 600, no matter
Igs Thl live, but you will save it if you
pled FACTORY SHOE STORE and live
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
BIG BARGAINS IN FINE NEGLIGEE
SHIRTS.

We positively carry no stock over from one
season to the other, and so we will sell our
fall stock which remains at 70 cents formerly
81. 90 and 81. 20. At MAX LEVITS.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
PILLS cure Liver Ills,
!, Indigestion, Headache.
laxative. All Druggists.



,dm,lt Justice Cardin held another
/ Dtthe case of c. w, Bartholomew
his d Fogle, who got mixed up in the
seve lam Kancierius' saloon, on East
whet, Monday night through ac-
was a stranger to the place. The
apt been found and Will no doubt
lily slf shady. Justice Cardin dis
In of case against Bartholomew and
Ing. lnt of evidence and gave them
Railr dvice as to making acquaintance
was 10. Neither of the young men
winl any trouble Of the kind before
miite undoubtedly innocent victims
ed b. ,nces. They have learned a
|lic lille balance of their lives. 1t is
is ned that the stranger forced the
Ienede and used the young men to give
|pookar of respectability and ward oil
on til that he might with more ease
Shennce to places where ho could
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

John NJ. Jones, of East Apple alley, while
engaged in repairing chain ON an elevator
at Indian Ridge colliery this morning, he
had the misfortune Of losing a joint on the
small finger of the left hand. lie was about
to connect the broken parts of tho chain
with a chain block to draw both ends to-
gether. when the hook broke, causing his
hand to be caught between the shaft and the
block with the above result Mr.. Jones went
to the Office Of DIR. W. n. Stein, where the
wound was dressed.
Bottled Sunshine for the sufferer from
throat or lung troubles is found in the pleas
ant tasted and quick curing remedy known
as Wcnck's Glycerole of Tar and Wild
/ Cherry 1t has been tried in this town and
| has given entire satisfaction. Sold by Chas
| Poyinsky, Shenandoah, Pa. 1913 2w
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
DIED.

DEAN.-On the 9th inst, at Allegheny City.
Pa, Michael j., son of Patrick II. and Gather
Inc Dean, OF Brownsville, aged "a years.
inst, az 0 a. M, from the residence OF the
parents at Brownsville Requiem high mass
at Administration church, Shenandoah. Inter
Relatives and friends are respectfully invited
TO attend. ~
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
WOODS
SHfnHnD0HH COLLEGE
FERGUSON BLOCK.

New system OF bookkeeping and Office
practice, actual business from the start
Rates OF tuition for night school, including
books and stationery for first introduction
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

To OUItn n VIII ~ o1'H1 HD7HH
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
25 cents.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
let Soaps.

nate purchase enables us to sell
K Soap, ) pieces in box, for SC.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

The system Is arranged for those who have
but little time TO devote to the work and is the
most practical system Of bookkeeping ever
published.
w. II. He'll was the first to complete the
work, and after ten weeks practice he accepted
position as book.keeper at 5000 per month,
and gave entire satisfaction.
Edgar Fidler was the first TO take Il up at
POttsville. His progress is excellent.
Special Rates For Day School.
Call at nolIa0a For partfou1are
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
More Holiday Hints.

Ladies' Silk Garters Iec,, asc., soc
and 7Sc
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09

urOWI n>yp nav
ldelpd'H ~ "AD " .,
while ye Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
I;ndInd the money if it fails to cure.
/ iYn
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
Holiday Umbrellas.

Good Silk umbrellas for a dollar and
upwards.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
There are Others.
Table Linens.

Towels, Napkins, Bureau Scarfs, Che
mile or Tapestry Curtains or Covers,
Lace Curtains and a hundred pretty
things for household use or adornment.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
Goods

:, Linens fer bureau, sideboard .aE .aiqsdI
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
eiStn1aS
,dIing.
bODS IDress Stuffs.

EGge IRE sensible gift than a nice dress
/ 1T Owe have every weave and shade
sving-prices run from Ioc. to
nov yard.
- nv value for Xmas dress buying,
ISIMAS ol 46-inch Henrietta soc, any
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-12-09
Holiday Ribbons
For Fancy Work.

We've the right ribbon stock to pick
FROM and sell pure silk satin ribbons at
the following special prices
No. s, DC; No. 7, &C.; No. 9, &c.
Nos. II and 10, Ioc.; No. ~, I2Hc,