The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-09-24
-Sunburn is wearing off.
hair is sprouting.

the fall term Thursday. 1t opens un-
der very favorable auspices.
A Pleasant Prairie man who evil
IDENTIFY does not know anything about
green apples, has named his boy Ben
Davis.
Local musicians who attended the
concert at the Sanitarium Thursday
evening report the program to have
been a most excellent one.
There was an old Chinee named Ii
Who came here the sights for to ST.
The world kneeled to gruite
| The Earl and his Suite.
Till his trousers were bagged at the kni.
The most wonderful thing about
the campaign is that More Anon"
and !" Vox Populi" have not bobbed up
in any of the newspapers yet.
There is a pet dog in business es-
tablishment in this city that gets up
and leaves the store when any visitor
or customer goes TO talking on free
silver.
w. S. Forrest is reported to be i'm
proving nicely, though it will probably
be some months before he will be able
to feel anything with his left arm or
uset it.
/ Mrs. Gustave Schwartz gave an
afternoon tea Thursday in honor Of her
guest, Mrs. Reiker. Those present
were Mrs. Hensel, the Misses Hensel,
Ridgeway, Gushwav, Sutton and
Pootchy.
"A chicken died laughing at a
woman's awkwardness up on the north
side a few days ago. The woman held
the chicken by the neck while chop
ping off it's head and clipped the end
of the thumb at the same time.
-Beggs' Blood Purifier and Blood
Maker cures all blood disorders. All
eruptions of the skin can be removed
by the use of this wonderful medicine.
1t has no equal, and is purely vegeta-
BILE. Hackley q Son keep it, as we'll as
all other first-class goods. If
There is a young lady in Kenosha
who answers telephone calls in bust
ness establishment with whom it is
real difficult to talk to over the instru-
ment. When she wants to say eyes"
or no" she always mods or shakes her
! head. At least one can hear no sound
in reply.
H. D. Sloat, the manager of the
! Postal Telegraph company here, had
rather bad header from his daughters
wheel on the north side recently. He
was over there delivering a message
and ran into something on the road
which threw him over the handle bars
/ into an adjoining potato patch. No
damage was done to speak of.
They tell it on certain man, no
name mentioned, who recently an
swered an advertisement for pocket
| fire escape. He sent his little chunk Of
silver, a cart wheel, and in few days
received pocket edition of the new
testament. He tried to keep it quiet,
but the story was so good that his bet
ter half told neighbor lady, she told
another, she another, and so it went
] the rounds.
=" My boy came home from school
enc day with his hand badly lacerated
and bleeding, and suffering great
pain, F." says Z. j. Schall, with Meyer
Bros Drug Co., st. Louis, Mo. Il
dressed the wound, and applied Cham
berlain's Pain Balm freely. All pain
| ceased, and in a remarkably short
time it healed without leaving scar
For wounds, sprains, swellings ana
rheumatism l know of no medicine OF
prescription equal to it. l consider it
a household necessity" The % and
| so cent sizes for sale by Starkweather
+, & Co., Druggists.
County officers are just now study
| ing what they are going to do about
| the Australian ballot for the fall cleo
ton. If bolts continue and new parties
keep " a bornin, as they have during
| the last two months the indications are
that there are no printing presses large
enough to print the Australian ballot
1t will probably have to be run in Sec
tons, like the big letters on circus
posters, and be pasted together. AS
the matter now stands, there is the
straight republican ticket and the
democratic ticket with Bryan and Sew
all and the populist ticket with Bryan
at the head and Watson at the tail
end. This will necessitate in some
states at least a double ticket for the
two. Then there is the sound money
democratic ticket with Palmer at the
head and Buckner at the tail end The
prohibitionists have split in two and
there are the old liners on the single
issue of prohibition and the free silver
element, each with candidate. The
socialistic labor party also have a
presidential ticket in the field. This
makes seven presidential tickets with
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