The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-12-05

To remember how last winter
Made the coal-pile fly.
Chicago Record.
who was best man al the weddIngT
The brides father. II cheerfulness
counts for anything."-Puck-
Jagiets-Who invented work. Bin7
Raglets-I don't know. but he ought to
have stayed and finished It.-Trurh-
Doctor. my wife has InsomnIa-Iles
awake NEST OF the night. What shall I
do for herr get home earlier.~--Life.
Does your husband spend much
at the racess' NO George doesn't
draw 4 very large salary Town Top
les
He-Let's kiss and make up. She
II you kissed me. I'd have TO make up
all over again. sure enoush.-New York
Press.
Mrs. Sequel understand your hus
band can't meet his creditors. Mrs
Equal don't believe he wants 10. IS
peciaIly
Customer would Ike 70 have 4 nice
gowg 10 wear around the house. Sales
man-Size OF the house. pleases-Phii-
adelphia Record
Dyer-colonel Kaintuck hasn't laugh
81 IN years Duer-Why7 Dyer-Some
one toid him his laugh sounded Ike
ripping water.-Town Topics
~Gainsby IS fellow who under
stands economy" That's whaf,-hc
has jus; had a composite portrait made
OF his three other wives Puck
Block-Riches do not bring happi-
ness. my son Chipp-Neither does
poverty. And riches do not prevent
happiness. and poverty does.--Truth.
she-The Bulingtons have an eight
pound boy. and I suppose we ought to
send a gift OF some sort He--Why not
send Ellington a Observation-Disclosures
NOdd-rVe got TO raise one hundred
dollars this week Todd-Is II a case
OF necessity, Nodd-I should say So
My wife will come back II don't
Truth.
Miss Gotham-It must be awful TO be
buried alive, Miss Penn (thoughtfully)
We'll. don't know. I have spent all
my life In NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Journal
~Claribelr IS respectfully Informed
that milk does not come from milk
weed. and that pies are not plucked
ready grown from the pie plant--Bos-
ton Transcript
Gertie-Where do you &c shaved,
Freddle2 Freddie-On the face-hal ha'
Gertie-Pard0n me. Freddie; I mean
where DO you get shaved Oh the facet
ROxbury Gazette.
Richard-Vhat makes you 50 sure
that she will marry yous Harry-Wen
you see. her mother and l have ensen
dered a mortal hatred Of each other
Boston Transcript.
We'll. old. man. I've spent every cent
OF money I have In the world on ny
doctor" Does he know IT." Il guess
he does. He has pronounced NE wei
man."-Buffalo Courier
Mrs. Kidd-There. now. thank good
ness, I've sung the baby TO sleep. Mr.
Kidd-Poor little chap. When he is =
he won't Dare to 20 10 sleep over
wOman's singing.-Truth-
, She-For my part I would never for
/ give a young man who would kiss
, girl against her will He-Nor l; bu
: do you suppose 4 young man really eve
. -Somerville Journal
Pip-A lawyers highest aim shoul'
be TO keep his clients out Of law. Flip
True: but the trouble is so many o
them are content 70 take a humble
view OF the matter.-Truth-
~The butcher offered me his hand thi
: morning" said the hired girl IN
: deedy" ~Yes'm. He tried to sell 1t Z
: me with the steak. but I made hir
: take It OF the scales."-Cincinnau Ell
Z quirer.
: What made you return from Ens
!. land so soong' The Prince Of Vale
manifested a disposition to becom
chummy with me-" replied the wealth
but eminently sensible American
!, Puck.
T Your daughter. sir. Is an angel
+ Maybe; but after you've been Marie
b awhile you'n ind she wants consider;
; bly, more clothes than angels are a.
customed 10 wearing. "-Philadelphl
American.
What are your politics. my mani
J. asked the portly visitor Of the prison'
behind the bars at the penitentiar.
!. We'll" replied the latter. hesiratlngl.
!. Il haven't come out for anybody yet
Buffalo Times.
J Don't you get awfully tired dOlr
nothing al the timer asked the your
: man who thought himself interested
o sociology. Mister answered Peri
Patettic, L git so tired dom nothl
. da, l can't do nothin' else."-Cincl
natl Enquirer.
IA Mrs. Hendricks proudly walking Of
~ OF the sewing rooml-Well. Perry, no
j. do You ike my bloomersl Mr.. He
drlcks-Oh. they do very well; but. de-
me. how much older than usual the
4 make you look" On the following ds
a neat package. Intended for the "a
away heather. was forwarded from Z
uandrfrks hOma-Cleyeland Leader