West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1896-04-09

Correspondence OF the Argus.
We are still living ahong the wis
and otherwise and voting the Dom
ocratic ticket Have plenty To eat AN,
n good appetite To eat it. Time an,
space will only permit curt an,
! graphic description of our surround
lngS, which we hope will enable youl
imagination To perceive the traits OF
our boys and what VIVID aspect I'll,
| girls entertain by carrying their nos,
at an angle of fortv-hve degrees-th,
contempt of our old bachelors and self
ishuess of our old maids-but we car
hardly expect panorama of our noun
toins and Mills, our primeval forest ant
purling streams, as our photographic
has been on spree" ever since he
rent his camera trying TO take the like
ness OF winding, twisting, squealing,
squirting, bald-headed baby. deprived
! of eyes, but enough mouth to make a
negro minstrel turn olive green, / was
about TO say insideout,
Winter hus passed aud leaves MANY
sad, many good, and many funny hap.
pening never To be forgotten. One OF
our young sports took his best girl
home from Literary aud at tho Ridge
one night when the mercury was buzz.
zing around zero, with talent and de.
termination for driving as Demothonese
had for oratory, he reached his destina.
ton, reversing his sled and freight
only FIVE times. The Ida was he had
only n single line, made OF an extra
piece OF bed cord to guide his steed. IL
was ride never dreamed OF by the
belle from vociferous Broadway.
the entertainment Mt Chestnut
Ridge, Monday night, was swell
affair as announced. The program
was a good one' long, interesting and
and impressive. The good program
could hardly be appreciated, as the
house was damned and crowded with
people OF every nationality. both sex,
OF every creed and all shapes and sizes
Evansville, Fellowsville, NewburQ.
Austen and Tunuelton were oil repre-
sented. II "A person saw any of the ex-
ercises he had to be seven4footer or
else straddle q bench, and we don't
think the majority heard very much
under these circumstances. 1t is said
that Wheeler Lee could be heard APP
plauding at Newburg and Fellowsville
distinctly. The exercise opened with
music and the salutary address by c. G.
Mouser, and IL was passed IL O'clock
when IL closed with the valedictorv adj
dress by 5, Is. Montgomery. Everyone
seemed To have good time, better than
could be anticipated In such crowd,
and the affair will be long remem bored.
we have just read of young Boston
stu lent who refused To study arithme-
Tic for fear he would become disfigured
for life. An advertisement in Chicago
daily says "Wanted-A respecta BILE
widow woman wants washing" But
the most ridiculous thing out Is the
report that John Keensr is conducting
an animated correspondence with
Marion county colored girl. III the re-
port Is true, we sincerely hope that
matrimoDv is no object
Hiss Nellie Wolf is dangerously i'll
with the grip, and George Bolyard, who
has been sick several days, is con-
valcscent
Parties from Webster, W. Va. have
drilled wells for James A. Keener, G..
Wolf and X. Fromhart.
Mi S Loda Mouser. OF Grafton, is
spending several days under the parenl
tal roof
No oats so@ed yet, no potatoes plant
ed and garden making remains 20 be a
feature OF the future.
10 ! no Brother Brown. how many
eggs did you eat Eastern
GUESS VINO