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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
NO EAR FOR MUSIC.
me Cynic and the BEan Who Sings or
Whistles at His work.


'sGive me the man who sings at his
work, . says some one. Well, you may
have him. Take him and all his tribe;
the man who sings, and the man who
whistles, and the man who drums; the
man who gives you last nights opera in
what he suppOses is a fine voice, and the
man who thinks he can whistle the air be
heard last week at Duhy's theater. You
can have them all
don't know exactly what you want to
do with them. Perhaps you want to hang
them, or dispose Of them in some dark,
dreadful manner and sell their bodies to
some medical school. But I don't care
what you do with them either. I hope I
have a heart ia my body and so all I ask
is that you won't roast them alive For
the rest, please put them where they win
be suppressed.
had a fellow bookkeeper who used to
sing at lis work-that is, he thought he
sang. When he began, would usually be
in the midst of a column of figures, fight
ing my way to she top as hard as I could.
Then he'd begin to sing. And that whole
addition would be wrong and I would
have the pleasure of doing the thing over
again. I appreciated that fellow song, I
did
Another Of the clerks thought he could
whistle. He used to preach to Us about
being cheerful in the midst Of depressing
circumstances, and then he would proceed
to depress them, so that we could put his
advice into practice. He disappeared In
some mysterious way. didn't do it.
AS for the drummer, just let me tell you
about him. First he'd represent a body
of troops a long distance OF, and then how
they'd approach nearer and nearer, and
how the drum beats would grow louder
and louder Then the soldiers would be
just around the corner, and then They'd be
right in front of the door. Then they'd
take themselves of in the same way.
Gradually the drum beats would die away
in the distance. This, Of course, happened
when the boss was out. The boss had 40
ear for music.
Well, all those people came to bad ends.
They died. I know who did it, but I'm
not going to tell. I'm only telling this
story to warn others like them, that they
may take heed in good time, and not sing
or whistle no matter how well they think
they can do it. They should remember
that the man is around who once said,
''Give me the man who sings at his work.
Minnie Woodle in Truth.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

For the National Republican conven-
ton, at St. Louis, June is. 1896, excur-
sion Tickets viii be sold at very low
rates over the Burlington Route"
This viii be the greatest political
gathering since the War. Preparations
are being made for entertainment on
a grand scale; scores of marching
clubs in uniform viii take part in pa
rades; all the prominent Republicans
of the Century will be present.
Write to Maj. @. c. Rainwater go
Washington Ave, Chairman of Hotel
and Boarding House committee in re-
gard to your accommodations
Consult your Ticket Agent in regard
to time and rates.
L. w. WAKELEY, Gen. Pass. Agt.,
St. Louis Mo.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

Yvette Violette the Excelsior. Jr., "
divette says that in Paris actresses wear
paper lace, which by night looks as deli
cate as the best Of real lace, while it costs
but a trife- To wear an expensive lot Of
lace which may be ruined in one evening
is considered the height Of folly. Nile
Violette has recently imported some, and
she has succeeded in hoOdwinking even
oonnoisseur like Fay Tempieton, whe has
not lost all interest in feminine apparel
despite the fact that she is now considered
an authority on masculine attire.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
why the BOY liked the Part.

The iron of the almighty dollar seems
to have entered even into the soul of the
infant phenomenon. AS a rehearsal of
"a Woman's Reason" in New York some
time ago Miss May Robson said to little
Welch. the 6-year-old boy who acts an i'm
portant part a Have you ever acted in a
play befores''
'Oh, yesi'' said the youngster. f'Twice
played Little Ned In The Silver King,
and twice I supported Mr.. Jefferson in
Rip Van Wrinkle %
And which of all your parts do you
like the beste'' asked Miss Robson.
"Oh, this one, of course.
But why2"
''Why? Oh, that's easyi 7 get just
twice as much money for playing this part
as did for the other two put together"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

During his starring tour Wilton Lackaye
will introduce a new play by Charles
Klein, author Of Ell Captain It is call
cd Or Belgraff, - and Laokaye, in the
title role, impersonates a scientist who
keeps q girl under hypnotic influences to
prevent her from besraying the fact that
lie killed her brother by an accident.
Others Of his plays are Captain Bob, -
81 Moiere'' and The Secret Of the King.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
Ex-sheriH's Troubles Not Over

on November a. 1894. the stock Of
goods of the Topeka Drug company
was attached by Sheriff Dave Burdge
to satisfy a judgment of S376.74 and $50
in favor of Mary E. Crawford against
DR. Burkett and the Topeka Drug com
ey. who owned the store have begun
action ia the district court against the
ex-sherin for sac, 600 because of the seiz
11rR
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

The Lake Shore & Michigan Rail
ways book of Summer Tours showing
routes and rates to the eastern resorts
One of the handsomest publications of
this character ever issued. Sent free
on application to B. p. Humphrey. T.
p. A., Kansas City, Mo. @. K. WILDER,
A. G. p A. CHICAGO
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
Keep AWAY from Bic Trees.

Louisville. May IA special to the
Evening Post from Cadiz, says: Yes
terday afternoon during a heavy wind
and hail storm, John J. Wallace, q
prominent farmer. and his three sons.
sought shelter under a large tree. The
men had no sooner reached the tree
than a bolt of lightning struck and kill
ed all four of them Instantly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

All instantaneous cough cures con-
tain opiates and are liable to dry up the
phlegm and mucus in the bronchial
tubes and lungs. thereby causing con
gestion. We guarantee Beggs' Cherry
Cough Syrup against this danger. All
druggists
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

"I'm too we'll educated for the bicycle
business, - said tho young man sadly
WHAT'S the matter?''
ST lost a customer today because I in
sisted on her making it clear TO me whether
she was after IA 10 pound ladys wheel or
a lady's 19 pound wheel Washington
Star
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

Marie I thought your physician told
you that you we're not strong enough to
ride a wheel2''
90 Yes, but then went to another doc
torl'-Chioago Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

Leavitt-When one reaches mans g.
tate, he should put away childish tainEs
bIillie-I suppose so. Yet some men
marry and begin to aooum ulate thsn. -
Eew York World.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

eyes, % said the horse thief as the lariat
was drawn taut, I'D like to make a
speech, but can't think of anything to
save me"
At this the vigilance committee drcw
the line.-New York Press
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
ANTS, RENTS, SIT
UATIONS, REAL
ESTATE, AUG
TION SALES AND
OTHER CLASSIFIED AID
ADVERTISEMENTS
SITUATIONS wANTED-FREE.
ADVERTISEMENTS

Are you In need Of work2 If so. you area at
liberty to use these columns for assistance in
that direction. While this notice appears the
STATE JOURNAL win publish free on Saturday.
1ronday and Tuesday. for Topeka or Kansas
reopie. all notices of situations Wanted. not
exceeding five lines. OF thirty-nve words, in
length. provided that all advertisements Of that
nature are handed in previous 70 fen o'clock
Saturday morning. also on Wednesday Thurs
day and Friday. all advertising Of this class
handed fn by ten O'Clock Wednesday morning
no advertisements Of this nature to be started
except on Saturdays and Wednesdays No obi
cation IS incurred on the part Of the advertiser
no worthy and needy man OF woman need hesi-
tate TO take advantage Of this offer No one in
business OF having employment is expected to
take advantage of it. but all others are invited
60 avail themselves freely.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

"a magnificent voice. Cincinnati
Commercial Gazette.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

CORNlcE & ROOFING WORKS.
Hl lbEkL san DSERoM 10 West Sixth ST.
In ana iron roofing. All kinds Of metal
WORK improved systems for warming and
fsAlllaIlng schools churches and residences.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
70 WHOM u mAY CONCERN.

NTOTICF-TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN
BE it known that my petition IS hle in
the office OF the probate court OF Shawnee couu-
ty. Kansas asking Tor a permit to sell intoxi-
eating liquors ar No. sol on Kansas avenue. IA
Fourth ward in the city Of Topeka. kansass
and the hearing of the same is SET for Saturday
$3.50 p. M, May l6, 1886
j. X. JONES.
Topeka. Kans., April 10. 1896.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

BOOKS AND STATIONERY.
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TENIIE hELLAM BOOK g. STATIONERY co.
A COS Kansas ave. Latest books. correct sta
gonery. Aewest wall paper. Artistic framing
Tennis and base ball supplies.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

wTANTED-Parues expecting FREIGHT to
w leave their bills Of fading. OF eau US ~
eaI TOPEKA TKANSFR Co. SOC Kansas ave.
Eithsr Phone $50. L. p Bacon. Prop.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

TANTED-To buy cheap carriare. low
steps. single harness and horse, at No.
1926 West ST.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
EoR RENT-RooMs.


NOR RENT-Pleasant furnished room, sol
IL Van Buren, ST.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
ANNouNc EMENTS

AN ~ Uf9 Q E NJ 8 ~ .
a II VANCE is candidate for the nOml-
1Aa nation for Judge of the district court SUD
iect to the Republican primaries
T7 d McKeever is a candidate for represent
He alive from the ThiTty-s iXth district. sub
iect to the Republican primaries 10 be he'd
May %.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
REAI EsrArE LoAMs

NENL = y LNNNl.
IN E. BOWMAN & Co. Mortgages of Sis
a and kind TO suit investors always on hand
Prompt money. lowest rates to borrow on cen
tral. city. or farm properties.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

FOR RENT-HCUSES
~7S5R re To- sale a monfniy paymsnfs. Z
1t room house T01 Lawrence ST. Inquire Of
D. Skinner. 9l5 Monroe
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
MISCELLANEOUS.

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HONE SUPPLY is the place for genuine Ic
N Cream 202 W. 9Th.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.

Q Z. SHELDON. NJ. D..
bJo sURGERf AND DISEASES OF WOMEN, with
private hospital once. No 20 Kansas Ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

lar EVA HARDING
~ HOMEOPATHIST
HARRISON phone IS
629 Kansas ave, Bell telephone 402.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

LOST AND FOUND.
r OST-Eilher In Topeka cemetery or on 10th
~ So. an Eastern star badge pin Finder
please leave 1921 Kansas ave and receive re-
ward
r. OUND-1he pace TO get your umbrella Gov
4 cred and repalredi or your clock or watch
cleaned Tor soc sos KAN ave. up stars.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-05-12

MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY LOANED on horses. pianos. house
W hold goods and all kinds of chatrel securi-
ties. l. Biscoe 523 Kansas avenue. room B.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

A horseback ride of 100 miles In
twenty-five hours is no small under
taking when more than twelve hours
Of ii be accomplished underneath THE
solemn-faced moon" An ex-army OIL
cer told, the other day, of n ride OF
this character during which the moon
cast more startling and terrifying
shadows than ever fell before the Wis
ion of the most superstitious rabbit
foot darky who ever strayed into the
village graveyard after nightfaii. AS
the story goes:
1t was in September of 1874, when
Gen. Nelson A. Miles, then colonel of
the Fifth United States infantry, was
commanding an expedition against the
Indians in Indian Territory. All sum
mer he had been following and fight
ing the Indians with indifferent sue
cess. Grass-fed ponies were tleetef
than corn-fed horses. But the grass,
sun-dricd and fire-destroyed over great
areas, was giving the Indians distress,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

The sand dunes reached, across the
river, both riders dismounted for the
first time after Il ride of twelve hours.
Both stretched themselves on the
sand, Soon becoming half huried-as
these hill0ckS move about with almost
an imperceptible whirl. but yet to a
sound as rhythmical as the tabled
singing sands Of mythology.
Rcmoumting, the journey was contin-
ued, the moon at full, shining almost
~Omin0uSly.
The 400 dead. silent, looking down
upon the wide. open, far-Stretched
prairie and upon the two travellers,
dreGding and in fear. afraid to talk or
whisper to one another-there'S moth
ing like the Oon under such circum-
stances to make Il man Shiver.
Winding in and Out among the sand
hilockS, the horses We're put to their
best along this f~etlock-deep road until
Sand creek was reached. A dry creek,
watcrlpes at all seasons of the year,
Sand creek is fringed on either bank
by il scTaggy growth CT trees.
As the two moonlight providers cross
ed the creek, and got into the timber
on the west bank
Two million dogs began barkinS at
them,
There was no mistake about it; they
were dogs. not coyotes, disturbed at Il
feast over the carcass of il buffalo.
Both felt, ut once, that they had
strayed into an Indian camp,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
Some of the most celebrate

Some of the most celebrated artists
have painted the originals. which, Of
course. are only used by very rich peo-
pie, but there are many varieties that
are simply Autographed in colors-
these are in the reach of every ne
hence their hold OH popular favor"
The cards are made of card board,
and in size are four inches by six. The
figures are painted and printed in gay
c0lors and have that queer impress
Si0nistic dash about them that make
the attiches so fascinating, Gassrt,
Chcret and Willette, the famous art
lists, have deigned to give their time
and talent to designing these menu
cards, which, in many cases. are gen
uine works of art. One that is par
ticularly striking, pictures II damael
in q black gown flying through the air
revealing the edges of many frilled
and Frenchy ~petticoats) and bearing
Il hilarious looking scroll with an in
scriptiOn in doggerel Latin. Another
shows a pantaloon fishing in the bot
tomless pit; he has Just succeeded in
cntangling Satan, who had been hay
ing a convivial time with wine and
cards.-Newark Advertiser.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
American Electrical Machinery
Abroad.

A large demand is growing up for
American electrical machinery in the
East. A correspondent, writing from
Shanghai, China, says that n couple of
years ago there were only about seven
miles of the city streets lighted by
electricity, for which sixty arc lamps
We're quite sufficient, and there was
not a single ~incandescent lamp in or
around Shanghai. Since the advent of
various American systems, with i'm
proved appliances, the electrical de-
partment Of the municipal council runs
40 are lamps lighting some fifteen
miles of streets and there are about
fOrty-three miles of wire laid, In addi-
ton to 6,100 incaDdescent lamps Of
eight-candle power for domestic pur-
poses. The customers for incandeSccnt
| lighting have increased, in the time
named, from one to fifty-five in num-
Der. Another equally striking in
stance of electrical development is re-
ported from South Africa. Less than
two years ago Buluwayo was n
matched town, peopled entirely by the
warlike Matabeles under the savage,
L~obengula. On this site Il busy city
has sprung up with m~ushroom-like
rapidity. and an American firm has
been awarded the contract for an e.ec-
tric-lighting plant for the illumination
Of its streets, public buildings and pri-
vate residences. The contract, which
was made entirely through correspond
ence, was solely on the merits of its
engineering plans and recommended
lions, was secured in the face Of the
competition of the most noted manu-.
facturers of Europe, whose foothold in
the country seemed to be well estab
liShed.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
Labelling Hotties by Static Electric

1tH.
One of the most important appli-
anccs needed in breweries and other
bottling establishments is the success
full bottle-labeling machine. 1t is said
that this want has at last been filled
by the invention of II machine which
makes use of static electricity to at
tract, onc by one. the paper labels
pasted on bottles in IL labelling ma
chine. One great difficulty in design
ing machines of this character is to
secure the detachment of the top label
from a pile, so that it may be subject
cd to the action of a paste roller and
afterwards attached to the bottle.
This is effected by making each sue
cessive charge OF the plunger adjusted
for this service of that polarity which
will attract the top sheet of paper, in
stead of reDelling it. AS soon as the
label is thus picked up. it is brought
into contact with Il travelling paste
roller. The bottle then rolls over tho
pasted surface and picks up the label,
which is firmly pressed upon and at
tached to it in the rolling which fol
lows. On reaching the proper opening
in the machine bed. the bottle falls
downward in the delivery chute, from
whence it is carried to any place de-
sired by a communicating delivery
apron or carrier. This machine may
lie runa at sixty revolutions per minute,
and il is estimated that it will label
$4,000 bottles per day. In all the pres
cnt labelling machines it is impossible
10 attach labels of different shapes
without some reconstruction or altera-
ton of the machinery. In the electric
al machine, all shapes Of labels can be
used with equal ease, and without any
rpHdiUStmont or change of gear.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
THE WORLDS EARLIEsT POTATO.

THE IA NLIEST
That's Salzer's Earliest, fit for use in
20 days. Salzer's new late tomato,
Champion of the World, is pronounced
the heaviest yielder in the world, and
We challenge you to produce its equal!
10 acres to Salzer's Earliest Potatoes
yield 1000 bushels, sold in June at $1.00
a b~ushel-S4000. That pays. A word
to the wise, etc.
Now IL you will cut this out and sem"
it with 10c postage you will get, free,
10 packages grains and grasses, in
Guiding Teosinte, Lathyrus, Sand
Vetch, Giant Spurry, Giant Glover, etc,
and our mammoth seed catalogue. w.n,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

There" she said, with a sigh of
relief. I've got a locomotive, a wag-
on, a mechanical acrobat and a hose
reel. That ought to satisfy the dear
little angel"
at ought to, but it won't said her
husband. The little villain will want
a hammer to smash them with.'-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
Parlyer's Ginger Tonic,

of the many good things to be found In
American homes, we do not believe that
any are held in higher esteem, Or have
done better service than Parker's Gin
ger Tonic. 1t has grown to be a house
hold necessity and is serviceable in al
most every case where there is weak
ness and infirmity. There are forms of
female debility that make life a bur-
den. The same is true of persistent
coughs and colds, and distressing stom>
ach and nervous ills. They have held
hlg revel in many homes until BAN
lshed by Parker's Ginger Tonic and we
are proud of the record that has made
so nan hearts grateful.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

People overlooked the Importance Of
permanently beneficial effects and were
satisfied with transient action; but now
that it is generally known that Syrup Of
Figs will permanently cure habitual con-
stipation, well-informed people will not buy
other laXatives, which act for a time, but
finally injure the system.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

Fine lee means very cold weather, then comes
n high old time in skating Kinks, and skating
EoiriS, on slides and rides, and we go home tired
acd Owe. heated. It's the same old story of cooling
off; of with wraps and on with all sorts of aches
and pains, rheumatic, neuralgia, %sciatic, mmla gic,
Including frnSt-hiteS, backachc. even toothache.
They who dance must pay the piper. We cut up
Jack and are brought low by our own folly. What
of it, the dance will go on, all the same. 1t is
generally known that st. Jacobs Oil will cure
all such aches and pains separately or collective
Is, and the cry is, on with the dance.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
SOMETHING NEW TO COLLECT.
Impressionistic Menus Are Now Al
the Rage in Paris.

TIC HNEe III FhrIs.
We have had the craze for Partisan
"aftiches" or posters, and now comes
word that the fad of the hour in the
gay city is to have the menu cards
painted in some fantastic manne by
impressionist artists. A bundle of
these menu cards were sen to me the
other day by a friend in-Paris. with a
letter of explanations:
"'rhese cards" wrote she. ARE seen
at all the swell dinners given here
now. and the hostess seems to go to
the greatest pains to select novel and
fantastic designs.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
A Nice Drink.

A-Come and take supper with me.
81 can't, old man. I'm just mar
ried and my wife expects me home to
coffee.
A-What. you drink coffee! Why, |
thought you always drank tea at night.
B-Oh, my wife cooks it so that no
nne can tell the difference.-Flicgende
Eiaetter.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
SebastapoI was Not ImprcgnabIe.

For it was taken by assault, but a physique
built NJ, Il constitution fortified by Hostetter's
of malariouS disease even in localities where it is
mast prevalent and malignant. Emigrants TO the
agiie-hreeding sections of the West should bear
his in mind, and start with a supply. The Bit
tecs promptly subdue dyspepsia, rheumatic and
kidney complaints, nervousness, constipation and
ltIi,rsunSs
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

Louise-The bishop looked awfully
cross, didn't he?
Isabel-Wcll, no wonder; every one
of the bridesmaids had on bigger
sleeves than he had.-Chicago Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

Pastor-IIow arc you coming on, I'm
Gle Nose?
Uncle Mose-Werry poorly, parson;
very poorly.
Parscn-There are better times
ahead. Those who trust in the Lord
will never be forsakcn.
Uncle MoSc-De IaWd is all right;
but lie grocery man don't trust me
wuff a cent.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02

The Cure for a Cold,

mo, sir said the gentleman from
Kentucky, "out our way we never tell
n maj what to do for a cold"
rs that so?"
"Certainly. If a gentleman in Ken,
lucky, sir, has a cold, and doesn't
know what to do for it, sir, it shows at
once that he is an alien, and o emit
tied to Il neighborly offices, sir
Washington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1896-04-02
His Wny

Mrs. BingO-I wish you would tell
that servant girl that we don't require
her any more.
Einga-Ccrtainly, my dear. Q-ater to
srrvant) Bridget, Mrs. Bingo wants
to see you.-life,