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The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1896-12-19
A LEXINGTON WRITER ron EASTERN

In the December number OF Woman's
World and Jenness-sii!ler Monthly there
is the first Of a series OF articles on "rhe
Worlds Two Types of Woman" by
George Wilson, of this city.
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Soothing, and not Irritating; strength
ening, and not weakening; small, but
effective-such are the qualities of De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
l tile pills. Crist q Day. l-25-1y
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MY stock of mixed paints, lead, and oil
colors, window glass, varnishes, brushes,
&C., is very complete and going to be
sold at prices to suit the times. Leroy
Farmer. 9-19tf
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Iir. Cleveland's foreign policy has
bee a foreign policy. And that's not
all. All his policies have been foreign
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Cleveland should have taken a stand
for Cuba; but Cleveland should have
done many things that he did not do.
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Laundry.
The Troy Steam Laundry, at Higgins
Vile, guarantees its work.
HARRY BoRLANP, Agent,
u 6-4t Lexington, Mo,
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The D,ngIey bill wss e~lectrocuted In
the senate Wednesday.
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The transfer company keeps q call book
at the Mammoth livery stable, and one at
the Grand Central hotel. Leave orders at
these plaoes. 10-27-tf
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Wantedi

Hides, furs, pelts, and all kinds of coun-
try produce. Cash or groceries paid
Joseph Wolfe, two doors east of post
Office. 12-5t3
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General Mscco's assassination will
prove a sad blow to Spain.
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EppIE FoY IN "oPP rae EARrH.n

- ~ - LLa III
While the public is tickle, it is loyal,
and no greater public favorite in the
amusement world has arisen in the past
myriads of admirers where many others,
longer in the business and more self !
important, cannot count them at all.
Eddie Foy is a genius as an entertainer,
and a prince among men in his social
qualities. He is a prime favorite in aIIthe
larger cities, because his work is always
new, novel and artistic, and there Is
always an AIR of familiarity with his COM {
pany and his auditors that pIeases all.
Mary Marble, Adele Harrington, Adlyn
Estee. the Sage sisters, Oscar Hall, ]. E.
Sullivan, and Miss Louise Archer render
excellent support, while the forty beauti-
full women and manly men are enough to
draw a full house without the help of the
genius of the star.
IL good shows are appreciated a crowded
house should greet Mr.. Foy and his x
cellent company next Monday evening.
Don't buy your Christmas candies. ETC.,
before seeing Jos. Longs stock. 5t3.
According to a celebrated anatomist,
there are upwards of 5000, 900 little glands
in the human stomach. These glands
pour out the digestive juices which dis
solve or digest the food. Indigestion is
want of juice, weakness of glands, need of
help to restore the health of these organs.
The best and most natural help is that
given by Shaker Digestive Cordial. Natu-
raj, because it supplies the materials
needed by the glands to prepare the diges-
tive juices. Because it strengthens and
invigorates the glands and the stomach,
until they are able to do their work alone.
Shaker Digestive Cordia cures indiges-
ton certainly and permanently. 1t does
so by natural means, and therein lies the
secret of its wonderful and UNMARRIED sue
csss.
All druggists. Price, 10 cents to 81 per
bottle.
Patronize home industry. Home killed
and home cured meat at Jos. Longs. 5t3
TIME TABLE.
Commencing Sunday, Nov. 18th, 1896,
rains will pass Lexington Junction on
he Wabash as follows:
West bound-No. 5, Kansas City and Des
Moines express, Oslo n. M; No. z, Denver
limited, 7:40 a. m; No. 3, fast line, 1850 p
M; No. II, local fl height, 4:35 p. N.
East bound-No. 2, New York limited,
IL :05 a. M; No. 6, Chicago and Toledo fast
mail, 7:45 p. M; No. 4, st. Louis and Des
Moines express, 10:41 p. M; No. 40, local
freight, 900 a. m.
P. w. CARTER, Agent.
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General Msceo's eowardly assassina-
ton is a lasting disgrace to Spain.
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David r. Francis will o be con-
6rmed this summer.
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Campbell
A MOST SUCCESSFUL
SIPS GEAgnIST.

@ LEA ESQ 50 y q
will be here for the next week, and will
be pleased to consult with every man
and wowan suffering from any Chronic
or Private disease.
The Doctor Genes well recommended,
and gives the best of references. He
has cured numerous eases when others
many others-failed.
lie can be found at the
GRAND CENTRAL HOTEL
from 10 n. M. until SIP. m.
Consultation andeXamlnatiOns FREE.
DR. CAiNP BELL.
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Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!
Lowne's chocolate drops, best in the
world, only zoe per pound, and only sold
by d. Hacker, agent. 12-12t2
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Xmas CnkesI-

Buy your Xmas fruits, cakes and can-
dies OF +. Braun. He sells the best. I'd
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Attend The bridge meeting.
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DEATHS.
Died, In this city, December 10. 1896,
M s. Annie Ziele, aged So years.
She was borngin Berne, switzerland, in
1905, and came to America with her hus-
band early In the "50s" She made her
home with her daughter, Mrs. Louis
Gillen, of this city, for many years. Her
funeral services were conducted at the
family residence by Rev. d. Buchmeller,
A large of friends being present.
Mrs. Zeile had not been affected by al y
serious malady. her death occurring from
old age. With her it was late in the
evening of life. The journey from the
cradle to Immortality had been a long one
and at that journeys end, the soul in
peace broke through its fragile tenement
of clay and took its flight to the God who
gave it. She lived in peace with God; she
died in peace with the world. Possessed of
q noble character, she cultivated it to her
Masters glory, and has reaped the price,
less reward.
OBITUARY.
Under the mysterious hut ALL W Use prov
idence of God, death came TO the home OF
Kittie 3. Davis, and claimed for his VIC
tim Nellie, who was born October %, 1888,
and died November %, 1896, after an
illness of one week. During this time all
that loving hands could do was done; but
In the sight Of God this life had fulfilled
It's highest purpose on earth. Thus chill
dren die, some in the sweet bud, some in
the fuller blossom, but never too early to
make heaven fairer and sweeter with
their Immortal bloom. This is the third
time that death has invaded this happy
home, and the wounds thus caused seem
deeper each time. Nellie being the only
daughter, and the constant companion OF
her widowed mother, makeG 1t peculiarly
hard for the mother to give her up.
Rereit mother, try to feel thankful for
the pleasing hope, that though God loves
your child too we'll to permit her to return
to you He will, In His own good time,
bring you to her. And then that en-
desred paternal affection which would
have been o cord to tie you to earth, will
be q golden chain to draw you upward,
and add one more joy even to Paradise
itself. May the God Of ell grace comfort
the hearts Of the bereaved mother and
brothers, and hold them in tenderest
keeping until they, too, shall stand be-
side the crystal sea, an uubroken band.
''That world of light with Joy Is bright;
This Is Q world Of woe.
Shall we grieve hat her soul has taken its
flight,
Because we dwell below?
We will bury her under the messy sod,
And one long bright tress We'll keep.
We have only given her back to God
Then, wherefore do we weepf"
e, 8. K.
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BIRTHs,
DEATHS.

Born, In this city, December IL, 1895, to
{ ie wife of Mr.. William Aull, a girl.
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Don't buy your Christmas candies, etc,
before seeing Jos. Longs stock. 5t3.
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TABLE

Patronize home industry. Home killed
and home cured meat at Jos. Longs. 5t3
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All druggists. Price. 10 cents to 81 per
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12-6-4t
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
The Appellate Courts.

Appellate courts can know nothing OF
the real trial as it did occur, yet they
are not deferred from granting new
trials and practically cooperating with
INSCRIPTIONS attorneys for the escape OF
men guilty of the most wicked murders.
Appellate courts too frequently seem tc
think that superior knowledge Of the
law is shown not by affirming the &C.
ton of the trial court, but by standing
in antagonism to it and by criticising
its action.
! It is like the case of the bold, open
critic, who frequently gets credit for su-
perior knowledge by the audacity of
his criticism, when, in fact, he knows
nothing of the subject. Appellate courts
are very often made up of men wanting
in knowledge Of the most elementary
principles of the criminal law, for they
have never either studied or practiced
it. With this want of knowledge of the
very law they are seeking to administer,
they try the case not on it's merits. to
determine the guilt or innocence Of the
man, but they try it by some technical
rule which has really no relation to the
guilt or innocence of the accused
North American Review.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
MORGAN AND THE OPERATOR.

Tho Latter W. Not 50 Glad 10 $50 the
Gensral = He said He Would Bs.
81 The falIof Forts Donelson and Henry
compelled General Albert Sydney John
ston to evacuate Kentucky and northern
Tennessee. When he retreated from
Bowling Green, which had been his
headquarters, he left General John H
Morgan, whose audacious enterprise was
beginning to attract attention through
out the country, with his brigade Of
Kentucky and Tennessee horsemen in
Kentucky to obtain information Of the
enemy's movements
One bright spring morning q tall,
graceful looking man rode up to the
Louisville and Nashville railroad depot
at Bowling Green. Leaving his thor
oughbred in charge of little darkey,
the horseman strobe across the platform
to the telegraph Office He was dressed
in an ordinary riding suit. SLOUGH hat
and high riding boots, but there was 8
martial air about him that would have
aroused the suspicion Of any one who
had ever had anyt thing to do with SOL
diers. His manner was charmingly affa-
BILE, and hewas soon engaged in CONVEX.
sation with the operator, sallow little
fellow with thin, blond mustache.
What's the news?'' he asked.
Nothing much. Hear that scoundrel
Morgan is in the neighborhood cutting
telegraph wires and playing hell with
our communications Wish Icould run
across him. He wouldn't cut any more
telegraph wires.
The operator jumped up, and, Selling
a horse pistol that lay on the table be-
fore him, began to strut up and down
the room shaking the weapol at an i'm
aginary Morgan.
The horseman eyed him smilingly for
a moment, and then, reaching into his
inside pocket, he drew forth card case,
and, taking out card, handed it to
the operator. The operator glanced at
the card and suddenly Stopped. His eyes
bu]ged, and his knees smote together.
Without a word he dropped the pistol
and card and fed from the depot. -
The horseman quietly mounted his
horse and galloped off. The card lay on
the operators table near the pistol for
an hour. It bore this inscription, "John
H. Morgan, c. S. A. New York Sun.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
The Rulers of England.

Kings have governed England for
sos years, qneens for 1870 and protectors
for II years The average reign of the
kings has been 231a years, Of the queens
80 years, the average reign of all the
sovereigns being between 20 and %
years. The average reign of the kings
Of the Angeyin dynasty-30k years-is
greater than that Of any other reigning
family, although the average reign Of
the house of Brunswick very nearly ap-
proaches it. The average Of the Yorkist
kings years-is the least Of all.
-Four sovereigns of England have been
Of the Norman dynasty, and reigned 50
years; eight We're Angevins or Plantag-
enets and reigned $40 years three were
of the house Of Lancaster and reigned
50 years; three Of that Of York and
reigned 81 years; five were Tudors and
reigned 50 years, and there have been
six sovereigns of the house Of Bruins
wick, which has existed now for 1S1
years.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
ADVOCATES SURFACE BURIAL.

Sir #. Seymour Hsden Says Slight Earth
Covering Soonest Absorbs Bodies.
Sir F.. Seymour Haden of London has
practically studied for ten years the best
methods Of disposing Of the dead. The
result of his Investigations he terms
''Nature's method of disposing Of the
dead, by far the most practical and GER
tainly the natural method"
He has buried animals, large and
small, in his lawn. By digging them
up and examining them at intervals
varying from one to five years he found
that, buried at a depth of AZ feet-the
depth required by the government for
the burial of human bodies-an interval
Of from three to four years was neces-
sary for complete dissolution. Buried at
the depth of one foot, year and half
he found was sufficient for the complete
dissolution of large and year or less
for the smaller animals. A body simply
laid upon the ground, with covering
of earth foot thick completely disap-
peared (bones excepted) in a year.
DR.. A. B. Poore, after experiment,
states that if body is buried, so as to
further its complete dissolution the land
would be ready, after a short interval,
to receive a, second body, and that if the
cemetery were Systematically planted
with flowers the earth would be puri-
fed and the air freshened by the -four
ishing vegetation. :~.&<s -
An acre of ground would prove am.
pie burial ground in perpetuity for a
population Of 10000 persons New
York World.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
They Race Balloons In Paris.

The newest sport in Paris is the bal
loon game, which is played in this
fashion: r..
A number of toy balloons are entered
for the competition, and in each OF
them is placed an envelope, containing
apostal card, which is addressed to the
judge of the contest The little balloons
are then set free, and after more or less
time como to earth again in different
parts Of the country.
Those who find them see the envelopes
and notice thereon a request that the
time when each balloon was found, and
also the place. be written on the postal
card, which is then to be dropped in the
postofice.
At the end Of a week the various pos
tai cards are compared, and the prize is
awarded to that balloon which travelled
the greatest distance in the shortest
time. Paris Letter II
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
II1xllll3 81 GET EVEN.


CIoek M ys'asclss ,akssrs ssst 1ats q !.
cycies
Clock and watch makers who found
their regular business Hing off On ac-
connt Of the bicycle craze are now max
ing up for il IN the manufacture and
sale Of cycl oneters Competition is ex-
8ceedingly lively among the rival max
ers. to the great benefit Of the rider
Three or four years ago there were
only . few makes Of cyclometers, and
they were very heavy and costly. Now
scyclometers are made as SINAI as sill
yer quarter, weigh almost nothing and
can Be purchased at trifing cost
Many dealers add q cyclometer to the
equipment Of the bicycle as an induce
ment to the purchaser, and as . result
bicycles without cyclo meters are the ex-
ception.
Cycling has brought many blessings
in its train, and one of the greatest Of
these is the neat little register which
records accurately the distance traversed
BY the cyclist. It is practically a 10, 600
mile tapeline in a compact and conven-
lent form. Tt is q great satisfaction for
the rider to see the miles roll up on the
dial as he spins along. The present cy-
clometers are very simple in constrnc-
tion, and as rule perform their duty
without error, but too much must not
be expected Of what is merely q me-
chanical continuance. Arider can hardly
expect his cyclometer to measure the
distance between two points accurately
if he wabbles from one side of the road
to the other. In this way beginners
cyclometer might record mile while
he has been pursuing his sinuous course
for only half that distance
Cyclometers are made for wheels of a
given diameter, and if a 26 inch cyclom-
eter be fitted to 20 inch wheel the
figures will not be accurate enough to
be valuable. For the same reason if the
front tire be soft an appreciate error
in the measurement will occur, because
of the lessened diameter of the bicycle
wheel If the tire sinks in a quarter of
an inch under the weight of the rider,
the error in mile ride would amount
to ID yards Thus the accuracy of cy-
clOmeter measurement varies percepti-
bly,, according to the hardness Of the
tire. However, the average bicycle rider
is not an engineer or surveyor, and the
popularity Of the cyclometer is in no
way endangered because of this slight
variation from the truth, failing to
which the cyclometer is often driven by
the scorcher eager for huge mileage
record. -. 49, Fl
So long as the variation is on the cy-
clist's side the cyclometer's future is
safe. At any rate, the demand for the
device is lively, and the makers are re-
trenching their losses incurred by the
encroachment of the bicycle upon the
watch trade. = New Orleans Times
Democrat,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
The judicial Dictionary.

The Century, Standard, International
and Encyclope dic dictio naries are stead
lily falling behind the courts. One re-
cent decision establishes that when a
man is hanged by a mob it is an acci-
dent. - A child whose parents are liv-
ing has also been declared by an emi-
nent judge to be an orphan and
when life insurance was taken by man
while unmarried it was judicially de-
clared to have been effected by hus-
band. In addition to these an unmar-
ried woman has been declared by our
highest court to be q single man. -
Exchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
The Value Of q Cup.

One Of the most comforting things a
fisherman or hunter can carry with him
is a cup to drink from. Some men get
along with their hands, or by leaning
aver a stream or spring and drinking
direct from the water, but there is no
comfort, and there is 3 possibility Of
lizards in this One likes to stand erect
and drink comfortably when on the
march. It is more satisfactory. When
one forgets his cup, he makes one from
the large leaves Of a tree or bush, or
from paper, Of uses the top Of his hat.
New York Sun.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
MIR. Peppers Suggests.

How the wind howls tonight!" said
the melancholy bosrder.
shouldn 't wonder if it had the
toothache,'' suggested Mr.. Asbury Pep
pers. s.
{. oothache?
.ss Yes. Have you never heard Of the
teeth Of the gale? Cincinnati En-
quirer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15

in the year 1868, Mr.. J. R. Watkins first began
the manufacture of DR.. Wards Liniment. For
years he struggled along with limited means,
striving with all his powers and at times despair
ing of success, but at last established living,
paying business, and made the name s'Dr. wards"
2 household word in thousands of homes. DUR
ing all these long years of tolling and waiting,
Mr. Watkins little thought that men could be
found SO lost to every principle OF right ana
Justice as to undertake to dcsFoil him OF his bus
mess, and themselves to attempt to harvest the
fruits of his lifelong labo1s. However, IN this
matter, he learned that he was mistaken In
various parts of the, country, sprang up bogus
agents Offering medicines said to be DR.. Wards or
.'just as good as Dr.. Wards, y frequently leading
customers into thinking they had the genuine
article. Therefore, in order to protect his busl-
ness and the public from. being imposed upon,
Mr.. Watkins bought from Richard Ward, the
worldwide right to use his name as trade
mark for full line of medicines, and caused the
same to be registered in the u S. Patent Office
Eo.23585.
All customers are hereby cautioned to see that
s: DIR: M MA4@ s. 6 Watkins and g Winonan
ire blown in every bottle and printed on every
wrapper, and take no base and dangerous sub
stitutes.
Sole and only Successors to u II. WATKINs and
1890 Winona. Mimi.
G T. Thayer is agent for Brown Co.,
MINI. Wait for him.
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Enter..pL,rising.

Irate Business Man (White with an
ger at being disturbed - You book
agents make me SO angry with your
COMPOUNDED nerve and impndence that
cannot find words to express my indig-
nation.
Book Agent Dumping with enthu-
siasm Then, sir you are in luck. ]
have here the very thing you need-a
dictionary Of the English language,
containing all the words and slang
phrases known, and only 5 shillings.
Take It, and yon will never be at a loss
to express yourself again. - london Tit
Bits.
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Intrusive.;.

This is such quiet neighborhood-
Don't you ever sit ont on your 'front.'
5steps?'
:. d There is an amateur photcg-
srapher across the street. g ,,hicago
Record. s#
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15

The suffice, o. burning Of widows on
I the funeral pyres Of their husbands,
was incnlcated in India as 9 religious
duty.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
i He Whitfield

He Vice dog! Have you taught him
any new tricks since I was here last?
She sWeetly ,t, yes !: he will fetch
your hat IL you whistle Boston Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15

Pays Pays
Accident Benefits. Sick Benefits.
INSURE WITH THE
FRANKLIN benefit ASSOCIATION,
OF DULUTH, r1INN.
Commenced business July 3lst, 1895.
OFFICERS.
stses s 1 sh, 1se1ara Co. FP f fsep
S.,n E5 s RSs s@s
FsS1 ( "a :si directors.
o nsuring $se4ooooo
Losses paid (6s clims) So I24534
Losses due and unpaid, None
The Franklin Benefit has succeeded confidence
methods fair dealing with especially well
sbiiy and high social standing
mutual interests OF the Company and the insured will permit
Among hcadvan Offer 6arethc
The Policy S Non
der which insured does Of injury forfeit his the
him will fixed for such increased hazard
fits itself
have been the
carefully within the
whole
nine days and not for
roiccs
an9R
Most policies do
AGENTS WANTED.
Good wanted the State of
Minnesota
further regarding ais the
Its follows: 4s.%#
G,rre, Manager, ainn.
Isl. Alden K ios Manager GO East Sd ST. Wnona, MINI
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15

Music is q prophecy Of what life is t.
! Be, the rainbow Of promise translated
ont OF seeing into hearing. Mrs. .. II.
Child.
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Hoods s;s;:;'sia' Cures

Hoods Pills cure nausea, sick headache
indigestion, biliousness. Sold by all druggists
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-15
Protect Yourselves

Against Fire, II all, Tomatoes, Accident and Death
by insuring with the best companies We write
Policies on nearly all classes Of goods t. "a