New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-07-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The parents Of twins recently born IN ButleA
Mo- have named them Gold and Silver
Bobby's Grief.-"Bobby. what are you so I'M
I'm mad cause we amt got no big family; over
at Billy Hopkinss house he's got two gran mas
an three aunts ter help him git his own way
Chicago Record
Chicago's City Directory for 1896 Just out. weighs
ten pounds. and indicates population for the city
OF 1,752.000.
We'll the bicycle has been the means OF closing
rs that so? Did they really fight over ~
ght over T. SS she m nease mas gone on
No streetcars run on Sunday in Glasgow. Scot.
land. and now the Sabbath Alliance OF Scotland 10
trying TO prevent Sunday bathing in that city on
the ground that bathing the Sabbath is a desc
Grafton OF the day.
Johnnie Chatie-Grandma. will we all know each
other In heaven? .
Grandma-Yes. my child. We shall know each
But grandma we can make believe We are out
when some Of them call, can't we?'-CTexas sfter'
A travelling man from Syracuse says The
Ranes law helps the beer trade immensely IN our
city The trade in bottled beer has almost treoed'
People that never used to care for beer have II on
their tables every Sunday now. and am told that
the bottlers have all had to increase their plants
The brewers and bottlers are beginning TO welcome
the change, because they get retailers prices ana
an increased trade besides
Sorry He spoke-He-rd like to know what en-
joyment you can find in going from store 70 sIoie
looking at things you haven't the least idea VI
sheeI know can't buy them, but there is sor;
of melancholy pleasure In thinking that cou,d
have bought them II had married George Scads
when had the chance. instead OF taking you-
Cincinnati Inquirer
AS in a great many other things" says Chi.
cago man. Chicago is in the lead in transportation.
] big lea
adopted the experiment OF making q uniform five
cent fare on all points its lines within dls-
lance OF twenty miles from the centre OF the CITY
The innovation is already proving very POPULAR
and II is stated that there is greater exodus IMAM
ever of city people the nearby suburbs the ra'l'
road company also said TO be highly pleased Win
the new move and 1t is likely to become an estao'
lished thing
TODD bachelor was being teased by the young
ladies' OF club for not being married He SAD
''I'll marry the OF you whom. on secret vote
YOU elect TO be my wife" There nine mem;
bers OF the club Each girl went into corner ana ana
enising her handwritng The result OF the vote was
that there nine votes cast. each girl receiving
broken up. and the girls all mortal enemies unlteSs
in the one determination that they VIII not speAA
to the man again-tkansas city Times.
.The Omaha World Herald" William J. Bryans
personal organ. makes light OF the Democratic
|
States" II says ''can be elected THIS year without
| the aid or consent OF the Eastern States. whien
| have I'm the past dictated nominations and swayeo
elections Every time a goldbug Democrat goes "
| Mckinley in New-York he paves the way Tor wv"
| silver Republicans TO come to Bryan In the We.
| Every time a gold Democratic paper In New-io
regulates the Democratic platform II renders poi'
certain the reputation OF the Republican goId pA'
form among thousands In the Middle and "es'e'"
States. The New-York goldbug papers are P'as
tically impotent. Their efforts TO inJure SILVER ~
! New-York make votes for silver In the oouo''
States. II New-York goldbug Democrats can "o""-
don party lines to injure silver, certainly "eS' ,
silver Republicans can leave the party 10 hep so
yer IL happens that we need votes !" - =.
Western States and the loss In New-ioIA WI" w
us no harm. Let the heather rage
When the Maine delegation TO the htSe.s" they
venton were en- route TO the WINDY ' SS.ay,ous
partook OF a meal AT the Fabyan iouse,, once"
TO departure they drew up al the tap'a,'n oscar c.
Baron on hand. How muehl usneu =, Colonel
conner. Two dollars" replied the staIwss' delegate
| "W-h-a-t," exclaimed the astohlsnJr and then,
Yes. S." again remarked the Solohe;; bis guests
with an amused smile NJ the long rates "a r.s,s but
added Yes. 81 II you pay on suse' guests
II on gold basis or In greenbaeks .,.SS ana paid
this occasion preferred the gold standas o"nX ese
| accordingly Evidently friend oscar !" '"""'
| nnancier.-(White Mountain Echos