The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-12

HE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
PATRIOTISM, PROTECTION
and PROSPERITY.
FOR PRESIDENT
WILLIAM Mckinley, Of Ohio
FOR vIOF-PRESIDENT-
GARRETT 4. HOBART, Of New Jersey
ELECTION NOVEMBER 8. 1895.
1t will be hurrah canvass.
The cry is: Down with Altgeldism and
anarchy.
Is this Chicago thing ticket or only
coupon?
After the Chicago convention we rest and
we smile.
1t is decidedly an outing season for
Democrats.
This country is not going to vote for a
Nebraska cyclone.
The man who means business means to
vote for Mckinley.
One ofthe things to resolve on to-day is
to register tomorrow.
We will have a good rest now until the
Pop begin 10 disturb Us.
And as for Grover Cleveland he doesn't
care tisherman's remark.
To the common-sense of the country the
Chicago ticket seems simply absurd
There is just enough known about BRYAN
and Sewall to know that they won't do.
The trouble with Democracy is that it
always scatters too much when it gets to-
gether.
Nebraska and Maine win accept the
Democratic compliment but they won't
return it.
We can trust to Tom Reed to take that
Maine fellow in hand and make him be-
have himself.
Protection is certainly the issue now,
and it means protection not to industry
only but to law.
Iii just as well to remember that this
country has never elected stump orator
to the Presidency.
1t the summer girl wishes to keep in the
swim this year she must learn to talk
about home industries.
The Democratic ratification meeting was
too noisy, too much out of doors and too
much like Chinese funeral.
The Supreme Court would have been
justified in sending the whole Chicago
convention to jail for contempt.
Bryan will run about as we'll as FIRE.
mont, provided he is enough of a path
finder 10 ind track to run on.
There is always a good deal of intoxlca-
ton at ratification meeting, but the peo-
pie will be sober when they vote.
The man who said that oratory has lost
Its influence has gone to the woods to
rusticate until after the election.
The Populists have certainly enough
horse-seuse to know better than to hitch
their wagon to donkey with the bots.
If any summer resort has that Venezu-
elan commission on cold storage, it should
be required by law to advertise the same.
1t is reported in the East that the
bloomer has lost its charm, which means.
of course, that the bicycle girl is no longer
in it.
During the campaign you will wish to
read the proceedings of all parties impair
TALLY reported, and therefore you must
read The CALL.
In the excess of politics the people will
be glad when the time comes for Santa
Clara County to be sending up reports
about the condition of prunes.
Mr.. Russell, the boy orator of Massa-
chusetts, never expected to be pitted
against a Nebraska windmill, and he has
the sympathies of the country.
They have acclimated to the New Jersey
coast big beetle that drives away mos
Quitoes, and now they find to their horror
that he drives the girls away too.
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If Cleveland would kindly put the
weigbty feet of his Endorsement on the
Chicago platform it would go to pieces and
vex the eyes of the people no more.
Spain pawned her quicksilver mines to
get money to conquer Cuba. and now she
stands good chance to lose both for lack
of ability to conquer her own greed.
The Platte River is too shallow and too
full of sandbars to be of any use to bust
ness, and the rhetoric of the boy orator
who lives near it is of the same nature.
In the assurance that all conservative
citizens will stand together for business
and good COVER nment the people can en-
Joy the antics of the agitators without be-
ing afraid of the result.