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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in l to days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits; 75 cents. Sold by
c. II. Hagenbuch. Druggist, Shenandoah.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

Why suffer with Coughs, Colds and La
Grippe when Laxative Bromo Quinine will
cure you in one day. Put up in tablets con
vcnicnt for taking. Guaranteed to cuIe, or
money refunded Price, % cents. For sale
by Kirlin's Pharmacy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

Excuse me, observed the man in spec
taces, 'but am surgeon, and that is not
where the liver is" Never you mind
where his liver is, )" reterted the other, If it
was in his big toe or his left ear DeWitt's
Little Early Risers would reach it and shake
it for him. On that you can bet your gig
lamps" G. II. Hagenbuch,
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Evening Herald
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER Il, 1896.

Two days after the election of Mckinley
was assured, orders for over $4,000 of ad-
vertisemonts were received by the Ladies
Home journal
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EVENING HERALD
ESTABLISHED 1870.

Published every Evening, Except Sunday, al
soUrH JAEDIy STREET, NEAR CENTRE.
The Herald is deliver cd in Shenandoah and the
surrounding towns Tor six cents q week, pay
able TO the carriers. by mail SO 90 year, or %
cents u month, payable IN advance. Advertise
ments charged according to space and position.
The publishers reserve the right 60 change the
position Of advertisements whenever the pub
lioatiOn Of news demands t. The right Is
reserved to reject any advertisement, whether
paid Tor or not, that the publishers may deem
Improper Advertising rates made known
upon application.
Entered az the postoflice at Shenandoah, Pa, as
second class mail matter.
TELEPHONE CONNECTION.
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a NaEuable Prescriptinn.

Editor Morrison of Worthington, Ind,
sun, writes: You have valuable pre-
scription in Electric Bitters, and I can cheer
fully recommend it for Constipation and
Sick Headache, and as general system tonic
it has no equal" Mrs. Annie Stehle, 2625
Cottage Grove Ave, Chicago, was all run
down, could not eat or digest food, had a
backache which never left her and felt
tired and weary, but six bottles of Electric
Bitters restored her health and renewed her
strength. Prices 80 cents and S1.OO. Get a
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catarrh and Colds Relieved in 10 to 60
MinuteS.

One short puff of the breath through the
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Agnews Catarrhal Powder ditluses this
Powder over the surface of the nasal pass
lieves instantly, and permanently cures
Catarrh Hay Fever, Colds, Headache Sore
Throat, Tonsilitis and Deafness. 80 cts
Sold at Kirins drug store
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

Scay eruptions of the head, chapped hands
and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds, burns are
quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve 1t is at present the article most used
for piles, and it always cures them. C. II.
Hapenbuch
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When you want good roofing, plumbing
gas fitting, or general tinsmithing done call
ON E. F. Gallagher IS West Centre street
Dealer in stc-es l-tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

The old way of delivering messages by post
boys compared with the modern telephone
illustrates the old tedious methods of break
ing colds compared with their almost in
Simultaneous cure by One Minute Cough Cure
@. H. Hagenbueh.
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10 cts. Cures Constipation and Liver Ills.

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feet made, and cure like magic, Sick Head
ache, Constipation, Biliousness, Indigestion
and all Liver ills 10 cents vial-40 doses
Sold at Kirlins drug store
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Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless, and
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crdup and lung troubles. Children like it be-
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{. Oh. Hagenbuch
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

A Mighty Nice Thing for Coughs.
What2 Pan-Tina, 25c. At Gruhler Bros
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rhe Itnllnn,. RendY stIletto.

SCRANTON, Pa, Nov. l4.-Frank Bam-
brosh plunged a stiletto several times into
the body of Rocco Salvatore last night on
Bunker Hill,' an Italian settlement on
the outskirts of Scranton. BambroSh es-
capped into the mountains The murder
was unprovoked, and was but one Of "A
dozen that have taken place on Bunker
Hill" in the last few years. There is no
prospect of an immediate capture of the
murderer
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

If you want fine wedding cake, let Ott'
make it for you.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

Soothing, and not irritating, Strengthening,
and not weakening small but effective
such are the qualities Of DeWitts Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills c. II
/ IIa upubuch
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1t is free from narcotics, perfectly harm
less and yet soothes and strengthens. Dr.
Miles, through his Nervine is a benefactor
TO thousands" AC. LEHMAN.
Editor and proprietor OF DER LANDsMAN.
DR.. Miles Nervine is sold on guarantee
first bottle will benefit or money refunded.
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takes it for nervousness
with like never failing
success. l have recon-
nended it to many and
it cures them. All who
su fer from nerve
troubles should try IL.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1896-11-14

"Five years ago became so nervous that
mental work was burden, could not rest
at night on account Of sleeplessness. Ny
attention was called TO DR.. Miles Restora-
tive Nervine, and l commenced to use it
with the very best effect. Since then 1
have kept bottle in my house and use It
whenever my nerves become unstrung, with
al ways the same good results Nv an, o1so.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
A skeleton in the Closet,

How often do we hear of this in domestic
lite at this day. But what is more appalling
than the living body made repulsive with skin
and seal diseases, salt-rheum, letter, eczema
and scrofulous sores and swellings. DR..
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery is the
positive cure for all ofthese diseases. II taken
in time, 1t also cures Lung scrofula, common
" known as Pulmonary Consumption By
druggists.
Keyser. " c.
Dr. K, V. PIERCE Dear Sir-When about
three years old was taken with humps, also
had fever, finally l had that dreaded disease
scrofula. The most eminent physician s in
that section treated me to no avail. had
running scrofulous sores on left side OF neck
and face. | was small and weakly when eight
or nine years old, and in fact was nearly
skeleton. Six bottles of Dir Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery wrought marvellous changes
Although the sores were healed in eight mon
tbs, | old not quit taking 1t until | was sure
it rad been entirely routed from my system.
The only signs left of the dreadful disease are
the scars which ever remind me Of how near
deaths door | was until rescued by the Dis
covery." ! am now eighteen years old and
weight 14s pounds; and have not been sick in
five years Yours respectfully,
HARVEY NJ. HOLLEMAN,
Agt. for Seaboard Air line.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

'tGrandpa, what makes a cat tread
softly" asked little Fiudout of his aged
relative as the pair sat down to improve
their minds when the evening lamps
We're lighted.
at is IL faculty provided by nature,
my son, which enables the cat to walk
softly, replied the old man as he laid
down his paper and beamed on the
youthful seeker after knowledge. "All
members of the cat tribe are endowed
with IA noiselcss tread, which greatly
facilitates their capturing their prey.
You have doubtless noticed that the
pedal extremities of the feline are fur
nished with soft, velvety balls or Gov
,erings, instead of hCofs. These balls ex-
tend below the claws, which are drawn
up when not III use, enabling the cat to
walk across II board floor without the
slightest noise.
"Oh that isn't what makes a cat
tread softly said Tommy when the
old man had finished.
mo? What is it, them" asked grand
papa
Mice" replied the boy. while a
happy smile lit up his ingenious face,
-Pearson's Weekly
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
Flowers That Che.r4d Not.

His man IS net Il well trained ex-
ample of British lmpei durability, but
a boy from the southern plantation
where he himself was born and bred.
Consequently there are frequent inter
changes Of confidence between master
and servant, and the former has the adj
vantage Of the Iattcr's unbiased judg
ment AMI undirected action ON many
subjects. The otlsr day the employee
was ordered to purchase and carry flow
ers to certain lady Who was i'll. In the
course of few days came her thanks
for the bunch Of imnortelles so
thoughtfully If nos che erlngly sent. "
whereupon the nominal sender of the
funeral Offering summoned his agent,
and, With choice invective, demanded
to know why immortelles had been
taken to " sick woman.
well, Marse Sewell," explained the
purchaser of the posy, you say git
anything thet's purity. Desc year wah
purity, en- de man say dey last fur evan,
en- | calc lated dat deys cheap enuff SOS
| can pay de la mdry VIII de chang
I'm shuh ! thought / wuz actin fun
bes'. " All. the e'uployel reflected ON the
disadvantages of having servant with
views of his own New York Journal.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
TO CURE HEADACHES.
Simple Remedies That Will Bring Speedy
Relief to Sufferers

Simple Remedies That Will Bring Speedy
Relief to sufferers.
"A hot bath, Il stroll in the fresh air,
Ehampooing the head in weak soda wa
ter or timely nap in cool, quiet
room will sometimes stop a nervous
headache. - writes DIR. B. +. Herrick in
Ladies Home journal. when over
fatigued from shopping or sightseeing,
sponge dipped i'll very hot water and
pressed repeatedly over the back of the
neck between the ears will be found ex-
ceedingly refreshing. especially if tho
face and temples are afterward subjected
to the same treatment. Neuralgia is
caused not only Ivy cold air but by acid
ity of the stomach, starved nerves, i'm
perfect teeth or by Incidence combined
with too generous diet Heat is the
best and quickest cure for this distress
ing pain a hot flatiron, passed rapidly
and deity over several folds of flannel
laid on the affected spot, will often give
relief in less than ten minutes without
the aid Of medicine. Hot lamentations
are Of equal value, though when the
skin is very tender 1t is more advisable
to use dry heat, nothing being better for
the purpose than bags of heated salt
-four or sand, which retain warmth for
long time. Cold water, applied by the
finger tips to the nerves in front of the
ear, has been known to dispcl neuralgia
pains like magic. When caused by acid
ity, dose of charcoal or soda will usu-
ally act as a corrective Sick headache
is accompanied by bilious symptoms,
and attacks usually come on when the
person is overtired or below par physic-
ally This Is disease of the first half
of life and often stops of its own accord
after middle age. A careful diet is i'm.
perative i'll every case, sweetmeats and
pastry being especially pernicious.
Eating heartily when very tired,
late dinners, eating irregularly, INSULT
cient mastication or too much animal
food, especially in the spring or during
the hot weather, is Il frequent cause Of
Indigestion, causing headaches by reflex
action -
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
DON OUIXOTE'S BIRTHPLACE
The Village of Argamasilla, n Picturesque
and Primitive Spot.

Before us the village Of Argamasilla,
birthplace of Don Quixote' the guide
book says unblushingly, revealed more
and more distinctly, its white houses
nestled under the trees. The purple
Sierras, dreamy sentinels of the plains,
stood on the extreme border of the hori-
zon. Above it all wonderfully shaped
clouds made against the azure back
ground an exquisite mosaic of translu-
cent tones
We entered the pueblo with cracking
whip. Not soul was to be seen until
the solitary slouchy figure of the inn
keeper emerged from under the mat
covering the door of the posada--''A al
Paradox del Carmen, Casa Gregorio. y
Gregorio, hardly able to repress his as
constituent at the unusual sight of a
guest, looked at the horses and said
nothing. But the driver kindly ven
turcd an introduction. "Hc is for you,
Gregorio - ''Ycs, | added, and for
some time, hope, Don Gregorio, if [
may have bed III your house. A
don" well placed never fails TO please
u Spaniard, even If he be that most in
dependent and dcspotic of beings, an
innkeeper of low order. "Of course,
senior, and why not:n and upon these
slight preliminaries followed Gregorio
under the straw curtain.
My first look at the Paradox del Car
men did my Qnixote self good, for it
was the most picturesque place imagina-
BILE Here at last | had plunged from
civilization and nineteenth century to
the condition Of ancient days and APP
parently reached bottom. Apparently
is said adviscdly, for later On was to
see infinitely more primitive scenes.
However, this first sensation at passing
from the glare to that smelly purplish
interior, comfortloss, but plentiful of
dirt, was intense. August +. Jaccaci
in Scribner s.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
EYESlGHT OF BIRDS.
Wonderful Powers of Vision of the Crow,
the Buzzard and the Yulture.

Wonderful Powers of Vision of the Grow,
the Buzzard and the yulture.
When an animal is killed and skin
ned, says Sir Samuel Baker, before
the operation is completed the first bird
to appear IS the willy and omnipresent
crow. The II is the ordinary buzzard.
Both these b.ft!s are near the surface of
thc earth, seeking their food with I'M
firing energy But although they may
have keen power Of scent even they, i'll
my opinion, are mainly guided by their
acuteness Of vision, rs they are always
on the alert, hunting III every direction,
and, in fact, keeping sharp lookout
The third arrival Is the small red
necked vulture. This bird descends from
great height 1t is now most interest
ing 10 watch the concentration from all
quarters of the compass. This Is easily
arranged by lying beneath bush and
shading the eyes while you gaze into
the deep blue sky. 1t W. appear to be
all alive with the smallest flies all
moving, all hurrying and descending
These become rapidly larger, and you
are aware they are vultures, collecting
from such enormous attitudes that were
mountain top exposed it would be
capped with everlasting SNOW. While
you arc straining your eyes to peer into
these blue vaults you are startled by "a
tremendous rush like the roar of Il
rocket. This is the descent, with closed
wings, of some of the large, bare neeked
yulturcs, who have plunged like plum
met for some thousand feet to share in
the feast below. All those birds flying
at high attitudes have been soaring up
on endless wings, never fatigued by
motion, AS they seldom flap but only to
adjust themselves to the currents of air
upon which they float, and having, with
their extraordinary powers of sight, OBJ
served the hurry Of smaller birds to
some attractive point, they have at once
directed their course to fulfill the Bibli-
cal expression, Where the carcass is,
there shall the eagles (yultures) be gath
cred together "
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
She Wanted to Know.

In the little town where she had lived
before papas newly acquired wealth the
terms fry" and "broil' We're house
hold words, but grill was unknown.
She was as pretty AS picture, fault
lessly costumed, and as the young man
described the new clubhouse her bright
face, with its accompaniment of inter
est, was II JOY to contemplate.
"Thc reception, card and ball rooms
are on the first floor and the cloak and
grill rooms below -
How fine ii must be, -" she said.
And how do you play grillT'-NeN
York journal
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

ut is said, " IL remarked refiectiyely,
that wonen's hands are growing
larger
Yes" she returned inquiringly.
Yes he asserted, land the worst
of it is that there is every likelihood
that this tendency will continue. -
"Yes?" she said IN the same inquir-
ing tone.
Yes he repeated. you see, the
bicycle and golf and tennis and other
sports that women have recently taken
up are responsible for it. "
'In that case, - she said, with a
glance at her own dainty hands, you'd
better speak quick if you want a small
one
He realized that 1t was the opport-
pity Of "A lifetime, and he spoke prompt
ly.-Chicago Post.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
A FORGOTTEN CHAPEL.
1t Was Walled Up In the Vatican Despite
Its Beautiful Decorations

The oldest decorated walls in the
palace are those by Fra Angelica in the
chapel of Nicholas. For some reason or
other this chapel at one time ceased to
be used, the door was walled up, and
the very existence of the place was for
gotten. In the last century Bottari
having read about 1T in Vasari, set to
work to find 1t, and at last got into it
through the window which looks upon
the roof of the Sistine chapel. The
story, which is undoubtedly true, gives
an idea of the vastness of the palace,
and certainly suggests the possibility Of
more forgotten treasures of art shut up
i'll forgotten rooms.
One other such at least there Is High
up in the Borgia tower, above the stance
Of Raphael, is Il suit of rooms once in
habited by Cardinal Bibbiena, of the
Chigi family, and used since then by
more than one assistant secretary Of
state. There is d small chapel there,
with window looking upon an inner
court, which was once the luxurious
cardinals bathroom, and was beauti-
fully painted by Raphael in fresco, with
Psychological subjects. In 1880, accord
ing to Grove and Cavalcasellc, Passa-
want saw it as il had originally been,
with the frescos, though much damaged,
still beautiful, and the marble bath still
in its place in IL niche painted with
river gods. In one Of the vatican's pc
riodical fits ct prudery the frcscoes
Were eomplc tely hidden with wooden
wainseot, the bathtub was taken away
and the rocm was turned into chapel.
1t is believed, however, that the paint
ings still exist behind their present coy
ering +. Marion Crawford IN Century.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
Guilty as Charpeti.

Judge-You are charged with cut.
ting Jasper johnson with a razor after
he had worsted you in friendly spar.
ring match.
Prisoner-Yas, sab, slashed i'm.
Dat coon weighed me into boxin an neb.
Der tole me he was lef han'ed. DE
troit Free Press.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

What "a - am does with his wealth de-
ponds upon is idea Of happiness. Those
who draw prizes i'll life are apt to spend
tastelessly, ii not viciously, not know
ing that it requires as much talent to
spend as TO make E. p. Winnie.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

Hy Stacks-Say you, bring me an
oyster stew.
Waiter-'Scuse me, sab, but oysters
is out of season, sab.
Hy Staeks-Never mind thet-I'll
season 'em myself. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
rom Boston, Portland. Lewiston, Augusta,
Watervile skowhegan and Bangor.

Hs-*Flag stations; at which trains will stop
on signal or notice to Conductor
MIXED between Bingham and No. Arson.
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Norridgewock, for Mercer, land Electric
Cars to and from Skowhegan.) At Arson. for
Sawyer's Mills. (Stsrks);
No. Arson, for North and West New Portland
Dead River, Flagstaff and Eustis. At Bingham
for Forks, Moose River, May6eld, Kings curry
and Abbott.
w. NJ. AVER SUPT.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

For constipation and headache use DR.
Pieroes Pellets.
You told me you and Harry loved at sig 1T
"Yes but we quarreled on acquaintance
Bread always falls with its slippery side
down. Would that the banana skin would fol-
low this worthy example.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

On receipt OF ten cents, cash or stamps
generous sample will be mailed OF the most
popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure ely
Cream Balm sufficient to demonstrate its
great merit. Full size soc.
ELY BROTHERS,
So Warren ST, New York City.
Rev John Reid, Jr.. OF Great Falls, Mont,
recomme nded Ely's Cream Balm to me. / can
emphasize his statement, 1t is a positive cure
for catarrh il used as directed. Rev. Francis
w .Poolt Pastor Central Pres. Church. Helena,
Mont.
Men are miserable while in lose, but it is
more apt to be from tight shoes than the state
of their hearts
Passenger ION the yestibule limited Porter,
does this train stop at Din keYville? Porter
No, sab; she doan' even hesitate dar, sab.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

Nell--Yhat breezy young man Mr..
Closetist is!
Belle-Breczyl / haven't seen him
blowing il anything - Philadelphia
Record
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

a hot bath taken ON going to bed,
even ON hot night of summer, is u bet
ter cure for insomnia than many drugs
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

Wyoming has the smallest female
population. 21,36s; New York the
largest, 3, 020, $50.
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27

Several Western railroads have decided
to reduce freight rates on grain, which is
too cheap to admit of shipment at former
rates,
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
Notice of Second Meeting.

STATE OF MAINE.
Somerset SIS. Court of Insolvency.
In the case of Morrill, C. Rowe OF No. /,
r. in said County, Insolvent Debtor.
This is to give notice that pursuant to an or
der of Court therefor, a second meeting OF the
Creditors of said Insovent Debtor will be held
at the Probate Court Room, Skowhegan, in
said County, on Tuesday the 9Th day OF Sept.
A. D., 1898 at one O'Clock in the afternoon.
ATTEST. NATHAN FOWLER
2w94 Register of said Court
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
56 Warren St New Yor
GREAT SALES prove the grea
~ merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla
Hoods Sarsaparilla sells because i
accomplishes GREAT CURES,

What did the duke OF Wellington do with
his boots when he wore them out? Wore them
home again.
Why are little birds depressed early in the
morning? Because their little bills are all
n
The Somerset reporter., 1896-08-27
PILES! PILES! PILES


DR.. Williams J. bian Pie Ointment will cure Blind
Bleeding, liberated and Itching Piles 1t ahsOfbs the
tumor1 ailays the Itching at once acts as pouiee.
gives instant relief DR.. Williams Indian Pie Out
prepared only for Piles and Itching of thv pri.
waite parts and nothing else Each box guarsnteed.
S0.a by druggists. sent by mai, 5ec 81 90 per box.
WILLIAMS MFG CO., Props, Cleveland o.,
G9e L, SamI son, Skp"hegan Agent.
Why is pair OF skates ike an APPLE
Because they have both occasioned the fall of
man.
What are the greatest Astronomers The
stars. because they have studded the heavens
for ages.
For Over Fifty Years
Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over Fifty years by millions of moth
ers for their children while teethinR, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, softens
the gums, allays all paiu, cures wind collie,
and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
Sold by Druggists in every part of the world.
Twenty FIVE cents a bottle Be sure and ask
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup and
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