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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Las Vegas Hot Springs, N. M. We still
have a few choice rooms lett for those who
come early. The most popular house at
the springs. Mr.. Bob Britton, late from
the east, has charge OF the kitchen; every
thing Is prepared in best Of style. Rates,
35 cents per meal. Room aud board 81 per
week. Table supplied with the best the
market affords. Rooms by the day, 80 to
70 cents.
MRS. KATE DENNIS,
148-tf Manager.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Many a days work is lost by sick
headache, caused by indigestion and
stomach troubles. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are the most effectual pill
for overcoming such difficulties. Win
ters DruU Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

The ssLittle Casino" mine, in the
Cochiti camp, under bond and lease to
Charles Graves, ana M. L. Chase also
a part therein, resumed oper-
and will produce some good
ore.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

From all accounts Chamberlain
Cough Remedy Is a Godsend to the
afflicted. There Is no advertisement,
about this; W. feel just like saying it.
The Democrat, Carrollton, KY. For
sale by X. ID. Goodall, Dspot drug
store.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Which is worse, imprisonment for
life or a lifelong disease, like scrotula,
for examplep The former, certainly,
would be preferable were it not that
Ayers Sarsaparilla can always come to
the rescue and give the poor sufferer
health. strength and happiness.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

IL doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, b~iliousness, indigestion and
constipation are caused by neglect or
by unavoidable circumstances; De-
Wits Little Early Risers will speedily
ure them all. Winters Drug Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

1t is likely that visitors to the Terri
torial fair, which will commence on
Monday, October 18th, and continue
during that week, will have plenty of
music, for 1t IS now about certain that
the fair association will give q prize.
and that the Santa Fe, Las Vegas,
BBiiossburg. old Albuquerque and the
First Regiment bands will compete.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Theories of cure may be discussed
at length by physicians, but the suffer-
ers want quick relief, and One Minute
& ugh Cure will give it to them. A
safe cure for children. 1t is s'the only
harmless remedy that produces imme-
diate results" Winters Drug Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

An interesting letter was received
down there from Rev. L. Hardt,
formerly the missionary in charge Of
the Catholic people OF Eddy. Rev.
Hardt is in Canton Luzerne, Switzer-
land, and sends regards to all Eddy
friends.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

If dull, spiritless and stupid; If your
blood is thick and sluggish; If your
appetite is oaprieious and uncertain.
You need a Sarsaparilla. For bes,
results take DeWltt's. 1t recommends
itself. Winters Drug Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Wake up your liver, but be sure you
take Simmons Liver Regulator to do II
with lit will do it every time, and dc
it so well that you'll feel wonderfully
refreshed and strengthened. It is Sim
mons Liver Regulator that does 1t.
There Is only one Simmons Liver Reg
ulator, and you'll know it by the Red
q on the package. Take nothing else,
and you'll be SUR to get all THE good
health promised.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
The Hematite Tunnel Co. has re.

The Hematite Tunnel Co. has re-
Gently been organized and has begun
operations. The tunnel starts just
south of the town, and will open up
the main mineral hill of the camp, un-
derminiDg the s'Fold Bed" ssChai-
lenge," "Kentucky," Independence"
and other noted claims. s. w. Cox Is
the manager and n of the principal
owners.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

To make the hair grow . natural
color, prevent badness. and keep the
scalp healthy, Halls Hair Remover
was invented, and has proved itself
successful.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

"Boys will be boys" Dut you can't
afford to lose any Of them. Be ready
for the green apple season by having
DeWitt's Collie & Cholera Cure in the
house. Winters Drug Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
Sc Warren St., New York City.

Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. !
can emphasize his statement, "It is O posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed."-
Rev. Francis w. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug Price, so cents.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

The whole system Is drained and un-
dermined by indolent ulcers and open
sores. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
speedily heals them. 1t is the best pile
cure known. Winters Drug Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
LOSS or VOICE
After Acute Bronchitis
h. CURED By USING
AYERS 0s sssss..l
A PREACHERS EXPERIENCE.

"Three months ago, l took a vio-
lent cold which resulted in an attack
of acute bronchitis. / put myself
under medical treatment, and at the
end Of two months was no better.
1 found it very difficult to preach,
and concluded to try Ayers Cherry
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

About forty Americans and Mexi-
cans are working In the Hillsboro
placers, and gold dust IS coming into
that town at a lively rate.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

q During the summer season, upwards
OF 1000, 900 gallons of water are daily
used in Albuquerque. In the winter,
the quantity consumed Is about one
third less.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Poison Ivy, insect bites, bruises,
scalds, burns, are quickly cured by De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve, the great
pile cure. Winters Drug Co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Miss Winnie Neatherlin, sister oil
Mrs. j. L. Dow, of Eddy, left that
place for ChilIicothe, No., to attend
school.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

w. ID. Hitchcock and Miss Ella Rose
berry, both of San Marcial, we're united
in marriage at Ration, where Miss Rose
berry Is visiting.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
TIT

DIR. f. s.. McKibben lett Blossbure
for Topeka, in response to q Telegram
announcing the death, at New Castle,
Colo, of j. F. H. McKibben.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

T. E. Mitchell and family of Albert,
Union county, have moved into Spring
er. They occupy the W. ii. Kremis
residence.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Archbishop P. L. Cbapelle, Fathers
Robert Garassu, A. Martin and M. May
eyse left Santa Fe for Manzano and
Lincoln county.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Mrs. Beaverly Read, OF Dallas. Tex,
nee Lillian Money, is at Santa Fe, on a
visit to her parents and brother, George
P. Money.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Pablo Trujillo y E. Sosa has moved
his Spanish newspaper, La EstrelG de
Nueco Merico, from Santa Fe to So
zorro.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
ohamberlain,s Eye and skin Ointment

Is unequalled for Eczema, letter, Salt
Rheum, Scald Head, Sore Nipples, Chappef
Hands, Itching Piles, Burns, Frost Bites
Chronic Sore Eyes and GRADUATED Eye Lids
For sale by druggists at % cents per box.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Frank Anderson returned to White
Oaks from San Mateo, where he has
recently been engaged in some engi-
neering work.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

r. P. Seagrist, of Seven Rivers, was
at Eddy with fifteen men to round up
on the west side of the river.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Robert L. Maddux returned to Ros-
we'll from a visit TO his old home in
Georgia.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

G. I'll. Gilbert has struck a fine flow
of artesian water in a well he is boring
for Captain Lea, northeast OF Roswell
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

John B. Jacot has purchased the
Tompkins ranch on the Sweetwatcr,
Colfax county. +
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

DIR. Walter Sands Mills has recently
opened an office in the Grant building,
down at Albuquerque.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Tho total output Of the Hillsboro
gold mines since January 1st is 1915
tons.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
Dr.. Miles Heart Cure.

RUAtlENH Id M fhOc b5CAONs WuOSo
labors so severely tax the nervous sys-
tenn, as that OF the ministry. The de-
rangement of the nerve centers Of the brain
by over work, frequently brings on attacks
Of heart trouble. and nervous pro~stration.
Rev.. J. =. Hester. NJ. D., Pastor U. B.
church, London Mills, Ills, himself q physi-
elm. writes Feb. 20, 1906: "Heart affection
ard nervous p~rostration had become SO
serious last fall that a little over work in
the pulpit would SO completely prostrate me
N. Mi1ncs that it seemed certain I
- tAA must relinquish the work
Heart Cure OF the ministry entirely.
Heart palpitation became
Restores 50 bad that my auditors
vv..,AL would ask me II l did not
E1Sdllllssssss have heart disease. Last
November / commenced taking DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure alternately with DR.. Miles
Nervine and derived the greatest possible
benefit. I have just closed revival work Of
10 weeks, preaching nearly every night and
twice on the Sabbath. l can speak for hours
without suffering as / formerly did, Hard
working ministers should keep DR.. Miles
grand remedies on hand"
DR.. Niles Heart Cure Is sold ON guarantees
axst bottle will benefit or money refunded. !,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Mrs. M. Scott, of Albuquerque, hGs
leased a house for one year In Fresno,
Gel, and will shortly go there.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
This rs Your Opportunity,

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
q generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits of the remedy.
ETY. RPOTHERS
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Joe Mulligan was killed near Hager-
nan by Mann Satterwhite.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II it fails
to cure. 25c. tt
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

DR.. o. b. Kohlhousen, OF Ration, Is
attending to the wants OF the people Of
Blossburg, during the absence Of DR..
McKibben.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

Mrs. E. d. Bullock, of Albuquerque,
has accepted a position as teacher in
the public school at Redlands, Cal.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
HOT SPRINGS RANCH

Nos, l and 2, Pacific and atlantic express,
have Pullman Palace drawing room cars,
tourist sleeping cars and coaches between
Chicago and Los Angeles, san Diego and
san Francisco, and Pullman palace
cars and coaches between Chicago and the
City OF Mexico, x. COPELAND,
Gen. Agent. 81 Paso, Tex.
w. II. BROWNE,
T. Fla p. A., Ell Paso, Tex.
OHAG. r.. JONES,
Agent Las vaGas,N N.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02
SOCIETIES.

MONTEzUMA LODGE NO. 22s.
SExENN1AL LEAGUE-Regelar mvetipa
a. i. o. o. ". hall. "
r. y. HAMILTON, Pres.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-09-02

14S-tf
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev u. "A, hHmole
ras or, Services hi weekly alternating
morning and evening. Services " eohes'
day. D. IN, Sunday School Up. m.
Guild each Lords Day CD. m: other ser
vices announced from the pulpit.
Lutheran Church-Rev. J. Il. Barb, pas
r services, Sunday GA. NJ. and $50 p
y. Sunday School, 2. T. u Prayer Meet
ing, Wednesday, Gas +.
United Brethren Church-Rev - Z. d
Castle Pastor. Regular Services by APP
appointment from the pulpit.
Glass Meeting every two weeks al ~ a. III
PRAYER Meeting every Thursday evening
Sunday School 2 M.
Mite Society S mi monthly, Wednesday
evening at o'clock w. Mis-. Meeting
Monthly at Parsonage.
Morayian Church: Rev. M. F. Oertcr, Pas
tor. Sunday School every Sunday,9 a; m
Preaching services will be held every o'her
Sunday as heretofore. alternating morning
and evening at 10 ard 7:3O respectively
Methodist Episcopal Church - Kew
Henry Mann Pastor. Services every "''ef'
nate i nday at 10 A. N. and $50 +. M
Sunday School at 9 A. NJ Prayer meeting
every Wednesday evening at 7,3o r. M.
ST. Stephens Church, Protestant Episco'
nal, Rev. r. Nottingham, Rector. Ser,
vices every Sunday at 1890, a. M, anu
SD. ~.
Service on FRIDAYS at 8 p. IN.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02
The Young

are made prematurely aged by diseases
(alas, how prevalent y which make them
pale, listless, low spirited, morose or
irritable in temper, easily tired, forget
full and incapable; fill mad-houses and
swell the lists of suicides; separate hus-
bands and wives; bring untold suffering
to millions, even to the third aud fourth
generation. A complete and scientific
treatise on these ailments, their symp-
toms, nature and proper management,
prepared by those who have had vast
experience in their treatment and cure,
will be mailed, secure from observation
in plain sealed envelope, to any one
sending enclosed with this notice ten
cents for postage, to Worlds Dispensary
Medical Associan, 663 Main street, But.
f,lo, N. Y,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02
TAURMONT, Frederick County, Maryland Thursday April Z 1895

90, 1867, he received his brevet as It,
Colonel, after a further review of his
services. He is at present Chairman of
the committee on Militia, and very
level. headed legislator on any question.
Free Quill has the old German read.
er Oelschlager's), and this week took
it to Annapolis to show to Col. Rouzer.
Laurel, Md. Free Quill.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02
An Ode to Columbus >;
The praises of Columbus,
We often do rehearse,
Sometimes in prose SO stately

Many a once mournful melancholy,
morbid, miserable man sings the praise
of even a greater discovery than that OF
Columbus. Dr.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery opens up new world Of
hope and health to the sick. 1t cures
tubercular consumption which is simply
lung scrofula-the active and danger
GUS development of faint in the blood.
It's blood cleansing botanic principles
specially fit it to cleanse the blood and
prevent the formation of ulcers in the
lungs and bronchial tubes. Liver COM
paint, skin diseases and sores are alaou
cured bv it,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02

complete list Of all his property subject
to taxation. Specific directions are pro.
yided for property valuations by the
owner
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02
Patents

Patents
Capeats and Re. Issues secured; Trade Marks
and Copyrights registered; Opinions given as
TO validity and infringement of patents; As,
ssgnnents, Contracts, etc, prepared and recor'
ded, and all business in the Patent Office in
the UNITED STATES and all FOREIGN
COUNTRIES promptly and carefully pros
ecuted. Upon receipt of model or sketch or
photograph of invention with description,
will advise as to patentability free Of charge
Main offices directly across from the u y
Patent Office, and attention is specially called
to my perfect and long established facilities
fot the most vigorous and successful prose
cution of applications for patent and for
tending to all business entrusted to my care,
in the shortest possible time. Rejected cases
specialty.-FEEs MODERATE and exc'u-
sive attention given to patent business. Book
of Information and advice, and special refer.
ences, sent without charge upon request.
j. r. LITTELL,
attorney and Counselor in Patent Causes,
Washington, D. c..
Opposite U. s. Patent Office.
fNen!ion this Pupsr)
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02

Leave Rocky Ridge for Emmitsburg at
S28 and 10 40 a m, and 3 81 and "a p M.
Leave Highfeld for Gettysburg, Hanover
York and B and H Div. so and IL 40 Il M
and 2 80 pm.
Leave Edgemont for Waynesbolo, Cham
bersburg Shippensburg, and intermediate sta
tions at Z O6 and II 45 m and 80 p m.
Leaye Hagerstown for Cherry Run and all
points on Potomac Valley Railroad at 8 %
u m and 10 35 and 8 10 p m.
PRRL Leave Bruceville tor Frederick at 8 40
a m and 5 40 p m and for Littlestown Tan
eytown & Columbia at a. m and 3 As p m,
Daily-all other:daily except Sunday.
tS,ops to land Passengers for Baltimore.
tStops only to land Baltimore passengers.
JIM. HOOP. B H. GRIswoLD.
Henl, Manager. Genl, Passenger, Agen
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1896-04-02
A WAR Renaissance.
Two Survivors Of Southern Prisons meet
During the Legislative Session
After Separation Of Thir"
ty.One Years.

7 HEN the House Of Dele
gates organized at Ann
apolis at the beginning
of 1896, two men became
acquainted with nothing
to cement the friendship
save that both were Re-
The Washington bee., 1896-07-11

BRING your job printing to The BEE
frntug Co, IIoq street, n. W.
The Washington bee., 1896-07-11

... II IS in bad taste to allow q
T. ..--. .--. ,,.cort to tie your shoe thai
ssa. me l'.-.' united. No lady can be
~ ..ret.-.
The Washington bee., 1896-07-11

Anna. ! see no improprity in ad-
dressing an old friend by his first name,
although il is not just the thing to do
mcgmpany.
He ;hat labors in any great and laud
lble undertaking has his fatigues hrSt
supported by hope and afterwards re-
varded by 10y.
The Washington bee., 1896-07-11

. Your hat was in fashion
< .-.-. - Were up to date. Take my
% . !. and don't allow too much prl-
d, Men forget themselves some
i.--o. 81 .yer step the mark.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-10-08
The Local Election.

In this county yesterday the chief In
terest in the election centered in the con-
test between the Liberal and Citizens
Clubs over the legislative candidates and
the candidates for most of the county Of
fees. The contest began several months
ago, and was exceedingly active until the
polls closed. 1t is pretty safe to say that
the element that does not belong to either
club decided the contest. That element,
as a rule, is against bringing religion into
politics or allowing a secret organization
to exercise a controlling interest in politi-
cal matters, and as it was the understand
ing that the American Protective Asso,
citation was allied with the Citizens CLUB
1t gave its votes to the Liberal Club.
The contest. however. had the effect of
forcing both factions to put forward good
men. and, as a consequence the county
will be represented in the legislature by
a notably strong delegation, and the
county offices will be filled by men who
are capable and satisfactory. Much
pleasure is expressed at the reelection of
Capt. John r. Dillon, the receiver of tax
returns, who for years has filled the office
with conspicuous ability and to the sat
isfaction of the public.
The management of the election was
excellent. 1t was so good as to excite
very favorable comment.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-10-08
Personal.

Barney Barnatos new mansion in
Park Lane, London, is a very stately look
ing edifce, supported on white carved
pillars that stretch from the ground up
to the top-most floor
Mr. Justin Mccarthy" says the Ed
inburgh Scotsman, lis politically an ex-
tinct volcano. Even in his most active
days his eruptions were Ineffective and
generally ended in smoke. To-day amid
the turmoil of Irish factions, his doings
and sayings are of little account" This
is simply a bit of tory revenge for Mr..
McCarthy's North American Review ar
ticle, declaring that the last parliament
airy session was a record of failure after
failure for the government.
The Boston Transcript announces that
Lieut.. C. B. Satterlee, stationed in Allan
ia, Ga, until a year ago, has decided to
enter the Episcopal ministry.AHe married,
little over a year ago, the daughter of
Bishop Capers, of South Carolina. Only
few years ago Robert NJ. W. Black of
Sylvania gave up a military education at
West Point and entered the Episcopal
ministry He is now rector of the church
in Athens. West Point academy has fur
nished many clergymen in the past.
Emile Zola's fight for admission into
the French Academy and his repeated
failure are not due to merely personal
considerations. His talents are recognized
and his personal character is not bar
to admission. The question raised is one
that pertains to the moral quality of his
literary aims and methods, and it is Zola
as the representative of an idea, the head
of a school, who has been rejected by
the academy. Such, at least, is the view
taken by R. e. S. Hart, who writes for
The FortnightlY Review.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-10-08
BRIGHT BITS.

Hard to Please.-A man was taking
his usual dose of pork and beans in a
restaurant at Olympia and found two sill
yer dimes in the beans. Calling the
waiter, he howled out in an impatient
manner:
Here what kind Of layout is this?
have found 20 cents in my beans!"
well, you are hard to please" replied
the waiter. yesterday you growled about
not having any change in your diet!'-
Seattle Times.
IAN Odd Circumstance.-'Bego did
We liver notice how much more frequintly
tn trains thravel an tn other thrack than
this? Faith, we've met tin or a dozen goin'
tn other way since we shtarted an divil
a wan goin' this.''-Judge.
The Lucky One--Sapsmit Sally
Gay bet me a dozen-ter-hee kisses yes
tahday aftahnoon.
Aspins-Do you suppose you will get
them if you win the bet?
Sapsmith--Yaas, indeed; Jack Swift,
who called on her lawst night, told me
this mawning that he is holding the
stakes.-Truth.
A Criticism of the Period.-"Have yon
seen the new dollar bfl?" asked the man
who Is always appreciative.
"Um-yes" replied the bicycle fiend.
what strikes you most forcibly about
it?"
'"The young man to the left"
isn't that a fine idea? There he is, an
American youth, being taught all about
the Washington monument and the con-
stitution and the Potomac fats"
Eyes; but"
"You seem to disapprove of him."
''Not exactly. But, I must say, he
wouldn't look very well in golf stockings"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.