New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-04-13
TIE TALK Of THE DAY.

| The latest papers received from Paraguay, datto
February 2. furnish more evidence OF III
| friendship Of that little South American Repu6p
for the United States. 1t IL known that there p
already q Paraguayan town named Hayes Cisys
after Priscilla Hayes. On February = la Opi3
ion" a semi-oficial organ Of the Government 9
General Esgusquixa. President Of Paraguay bean
its leader with these lines: The great Repsanc u
North America celebrates to-day one OF It's ueeSs@
national fetes the anniversary OF the birth OF Gen
eral George Washington" 1t ends Its editoriai "
saying: LET the North American colony ilvnS
among us receive our best sentiments OF fr'endsnV
on this day
Correct Diasnosis.-Georse-Eh You got sn,
me how you did it.
ks hardly m'if Was ON ns
OF proposal. che gave me push and there VIZ
well. l haven't had any such experience Eve0
time try to start my knees knock together. ana ~
nv mouth I've tried a dozen times to pop ~
question to Miss De Pink. and slumped every Tins
And did she let you stump"
Yes" - -.
You are counting the wrong siri"-tNew'YoFf
Weekly.
Those who have read Purcelrs Life OF Cardinal
Manning" recently published. will recall how nsor
ous,y Archbishop Manning opposed the at'emp!
John Henry Newman to found Catholic schooi
oxford The most intelligent Catholics In Enslan
believed that such Il school would be good tans
for Catholicism: but DR.. Manning had enough
huenc. 70 defeat the scheme. II Is now annouhc~
however, that the Jesults. whom Cardinal MahnAs
especially dsliked, and whom he would not perm
to teach In the archdiocese. are about 10 carry~
Newman's scheme by establishing scholastic
at Oxford. The Rev. X. +. Clarke. NJ A. v"
to be the head OF the hall. was formerly fellow
ST. Johns College. oxford. A rumor is also cuns.
, that the secular clergy OF the Catholic churcn
England will soon establish a house at Camor''s~
Trying 10 Be Reconciled.- ought 70 n wss
gone to church this morning Billiger" sara hssu.
tiful sermon. The preacher showed that every !s
thing has Its place In the plan OF creation and
i shI OF hat hn that We soHsasr
some important and useful mission in life nc ~"
II we could only know what i Is" ,-...,..s.eM
I boy next asxs M sc an r"p
What's the matter. Lobela?'' .,,x~.
That nasty cockroach! Ooh! XIII 1t qu'cA
An effort Is being made by Harvard graduate"
arrange the donation OF scholarships so that %"
shall be given solely on the basis OF schoiars"r
and 50 that Indulgence shall have no weight va.
ever. At the present time Harvard has an y
mense fund to be devoted to the purpose OF So. ~
arships about $4,000 q year being avaiiao" "
these. In almost every instance. however nv
have to be awarded on the double basis OF sc"o'
snip ana reed. A recent Harvaru WI"ei y"
subject says rs II wholly wise that SOUND scno..
ship should be marked with the brand 'lndiseasss
before 1t can receive academic prizes! ross'.
founders OF new scholarships are urged on - -
accounts. to leave their gifts 50 that they '""''
free to all, rich and poor alike.
Talk Of presence OF mind" said Fosg;, Well.
tell you Of Pullyhard, the dentist! ~. river
he was down In Florida and. falling into tne made
one OF the biggest all!gators you ever yas in the
for him. In an instant poor PuynsI,Ih ~. ,Ife would
reptiles jaws. and in another moment tne pmlyhard
have been crushed out OF him. But wnen nnabe be
the creatures teeth. he pulled out 4, into the
gators gums he asked: DO you iee "a ~ course
course the reptile screamed with pain anu u hot
he spat Pulyhard out as quick as no "0~
Yes" said Bass. after Illuminating upon ne hut
but shouldn't call that presence Oh "'"~
s!aysh devotion to ones replied Fogl
but Pullyhsrd would have : tna' ""'
Of mind."-(Boston Transcript.
Young woman In Paris. who says she Is 'nspS
by tn. Angel Gabriel. Is predicting the iu'ufe' -,
thousands OF credulous people are consufuns ~.
Her t.vorite tonic is war. and she declares w..
Erance has erred and Is TO be chastlsed. E@s'."s.
,oo IL 20 have her pride lowered She predicts
war will break out before the end OF the year
1t will be preceded by another revoiu'iou 49, .n
convulse France The ecclesiastical sutno''uS
said to be much exercised by the so."s =, parts
dongs and 1t 10 believed the Arcnp'snop
has forbidden persons to communicate "''
Pride and Preiudice--'Td b asea ,'as0 W"
around begging" said the prospetVrrs ssnawered M.
PRIDE wr.! funny sr'n You are proud r
ana hers am; TOO proud g TSsssi JssissL