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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
TO EXAMINE ARMY OFFICERS.
Aged and infrm Must Retire in Order to
Provide for Recent West Point

CHICAGO. Ill, July IA special
from Washington says: According to an
order issued at the War Department yes
terday. a retiring board will meet at
Chicago, August 10, 1896, for the purpose
examining ten officers of the army with a
view to ascertaining whether they are
capable of performing service. Those who
have been detailed as memb ers of this
board are: Maior-General Wesley Merritt,
Brigadier General ]. r. Brooks, Colonel J.
+. Wade. Fifth Cavalry; Lieutenant Colo
mel w. II. Forwood, deputy surgeon-gen-
eral; and Major c. de Witt. surgeon.
At the head of the list of officers who
will be ordered before the board for retire.
ment stands Colonel r. E. A. Crofton,
Fifteenth Infantry. An intimation has
been given friends of Colonel Crofton here
that he will resist to the utmost any at
tempt to place him on the retired list at
this time. An impression prevails, how
ever, that even if Colonel Crofton makes
successful fight against retirement now
when he reaches 81 years of age lin De-
cember of this year, the President will ex-
ercise his prerogative as commander-in-
chief of the army and order him upon the
retired list.
Besides Colonel Crofton four other field
officers will be ordered before the Chicago
board-Lieutenant J. II. Bradford,
Seventeenth Infantry; Major J. T. Turn
bull, First Artillery Major John G. OAR
ling. Fifth Artillery, and Major A. S. B.
Reyes, Third Cavalry. Five officers of
and below the rank of captain will also
have to run the gauntlet before this board.
Records of the War Department are be-
ing scrutinized with view to preparing a
list for submission to Secretary Lamont of
officers now on the active list of the army
who have heretofore been recommended
for examination to determine whether
they are physically or otherwise fit to re-
main in the service.
There are fifteen vacancies on the linn
tied retired list of the army, and the Sec
rotary of War desires to fill them in order
to provide for number of additional Sec
ond heutenants recently graduated from
the Military Academy.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
NEW SUN CREEK TRAGEDY
Rancher Swearinger Killed by
a Man Whose Life He
Threatened.
Tries to Shoot His Daughters Lover
and Is Slain by Him in
Self-Defense.

PORTLAND, Or. July 14.-Full partic-
ulars were received to-day of the murder
of Isaac G. Swearinger on the Fourth of
July by John H. Campbell at New Sun
Creek, Crook County. The murdered man
and his family were separated, he having
taken up his abode on a neighborlng
ranch. On the morning of the tragedy, he
armed himself and went to his wife's
house looking for Campbell, his daugh-
ter's sweetheart.
IF he's here I'm going to kill him." he
said to his wife, who met him at the door.
Hes here" was the reply.
Swearinger at once entered the house.
His wife attempted to take his shotgun
away from him, and they scuff1ed through
the house on to the back porch, both re-
tanning hold on the gun. Then Camp
bell, who had been in q bedroom near the
front door, stepped out on to the porch.
When he appeared at the door Campbell
said: like, if you have anything against
me we will settle it now."
According to Mrs. Swearinger's testi-
mony Swearinger jerked the gun from her
hands and leveled it at Campbell, who
stood in the doorway. Campbell quickly
drew his pistol and shot Swearinger, the
ball entering the breast near the right
shoulder. between the first and second
ribs, and coming out four inches lower
and to the left of the spine. John Gibson,
friend, heard the shot and ran to the
house. At the gate he met Campbell, who
exclaimed, "John, it was mighty hard
thing to do, but l had to do it to save
myself"
Swearinger was found standing on the
edge of the porch holding to post for sup
port.
HE shot me down like dog" he ex-
claimed when they approached. He died
within few minutes
Campbell is but % years old, and he had
heretofore borne good reputation.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
THE AOTIVE AkRIVEs.
She Brought Up the Bullion, Money and
Mails of the Wrecked Steamer.

She Brought Up the Bullion, Money and
Mails of the Wrecked Steamer.
At midnight the tug Active, Captain
Harry Marshall, of the SpreckeIs line
came to anchor in the stream off Meiggs
wharf with all the passengers, the bullion,
money and the mails of the wrecked Co.
lombia. The Active also brought all the
baggage of the rescued passengers.
The tug was taxed to the utmost, and,
despite the strenuous efforts of ali her
officers, there was considerable complaint
from the passengers over the project OF
being compelled to spend the night in an
open boat after their experiences of the
day.
Their peace of mind, however, was re-
stored when they learned that they would
be allowed to land as soon as matters
could be arranged. Soon the Active
hoisted her anchor and was rushing to-
ward the Pacific Mail dock.
This was reached at about 20 O'Clock
this morning, and after they had been
compelled to undergo the usual examina-
ton by the quarantine and custom
officials. all who desired were allowed
to land, and most of them gladly took
advantage of the privilege. Within
quarter of an hour the passengers who
did not care to go ashore were transferred
to the Newport which was lying at the
Pacific Mail wharf. Here they were made
as comfortable as circumstances would
permit.
The Active left here at about P. M. ves-
terday and arrived at the locality
of the wreck about four hours
later. The passengers, their baggage,
the bullion, treasure and mails were at
once as rapidly as possible transferred
in boats from the Colombia to the Active,
which lay about 600 feet away from the
unfortunate vessel. As soon as this work
was completed the Active steamed away
for this mort
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DELUsIVE ACOUSTICS.
A Big Loss of life Probably Averted by
the absence of All Panic.

the absence of All Panic.
According to the statements OF numer-
Gus passengers interviewed the striking OF
the Colombia was one of the most remark
able marine disasters ever recorded, by
reason of the almost entire absence of any
thing like fear, confusion or panic, either
among the crew or the passengers.
At the time the vessel struck she was
moving under slow bells, and the jar,
while distinct, was not sufficient to
cause alarm, and most of the pas
seugers only knew that some
thing unusual had occurred when
visited by one of the officers of the Colon
bia, and quietly informed that the vessel
had run aground. They were instructed
to get ready to go ashore, and many were
so undisturbed as to select their Sunday
best apparel.
The accident was caused by the decep-
tive acoustics, due to the varying strata OF
the fog banks. These caused the fog sig
mails on shore to sound as if they came
from the sea, and Captain Clark, believing
he was approaching another steamer,
headed directly inshore. He discovered
his mistake only when the vessel struck.
AS soon as it was ascertained that the
vessel could not be released by her own
efforts Purser B. J. Harnette put off in a
boat for shore to telegraph for assistance.
Owing to the fog the boats pulled along
shore for some distance, but finally landed
about nine miles south of Pescadero. He
left the Colombia at s 80 A. NJ. and reached
shore half-hour later, near a school
house. He secured team near by and
FASTENED to Pescadero where he tefe-
graphed to the Pacific Mail officials.
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susamrtIIe Girl 1Tts.ina.

PENDLEToN, Or, July 14-C. ]. Carl
son and w. w. Robbins returned yester-
day from trip to the North Fork of John
Day River, and reported that a young
daughter OF the Postmaster of Susanville
has been missing from home since July 4.
She strayed from home and became lost or
was carried away. Two hundred men are
securing the country trying to find some
clew TO the girls whereabouts. Carlson
and Robbins searched for two days, and
during their tramp over the country met
many others similarly engaged. Fears are
entertained that the girl has been muir
dered.
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AT WAsHINGroN,s TOME.

ChrfstiGn EndeGp0rers HOLD Song and
Praise Srrrice at Mount Vernon.
WASHINGTON, D. c., July 1.-THE
Christian Endeavor celebration at Wash
ington's tomb to-day drew a great crowd
OF visitors, delegates anu Washingtonians
to Mount Vernon. President Clark, Sec
rotary Baer and a number of trustees OF
the Union societies attended.
The great chorus was on hand also, and
service of song and praise was held be-
fore the tomb. Short speeches were made
bv prominent Christian EnGeavorers, and
tree was planted on the grounds to COM
memorate the fifteenth annual interna-
tional convention of Christian Endeavor-
ers.
The excursionists returned early in the
evening to witness the Christian En-
deavor parade
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modern Art Taxidermy.

the word ''stuffing' is misnomer; the
method employed is called dermoplastic,
and consists in enveloping a skeleton or
framework with tow wrapped and sewed
into a rough approximation of the shape
required with pack-thread or cord, and
coating the whole with clay, afterward to
be modelled into the forms required. Upon
this the skin is stretched and made to
conform in every particular. There is.
therefore, no difference in the require
ments of the best work in sculpture and
taxidermy, except that one is principally
employed in treating the human figure,
and the other exclusively the forms of
animals.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
rHosE WHO CAME HOME.
Fun List of the Passengers Who Can,
U,o on the Active.

Fun Lfst of the Passengers Who Came
Up o., the Active.
The passengers who came mp In the tug
Active were as follows:
D. L. de Francis. Guatemala; R. Fem
dado, Germany; r. Cabrera, Mexico; u.
Abraham, United States; Harriet Pres
ton, United States; Mrs. Lizzie Dienski,
United States; c. b. Lastreto, United
States; w Eakayi, United States; f. Dom
aldson, United States; F. Sargent, Eng
land; Dr. F. Carer. England !;
F. Houghton. q. s.; Miss Johanna
Acquitle, Guatemala; Mrs. Cecelua Ar
rago. Guatemala; J. Fernandez Padilla,
Spain; Augustine Rodegna, Spain;
Joseph NJ. O'Brien, United States;
Mrs. Cecilia O'Brien, United States;
Mrs. Alice Lackaye, q. s.; Mrs. E. L.
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different cemeteries. Never in the history

different cemeteries Never in the history
of the city were there so many funerals in
one day, and while no formal action was
taken except by the Union Pacific Rail-
road employees, so impressed were all by
the tragedy that employees of ali business
houses and offices were allowed to attend
the funerals. In consequence they were
very large, over 200 hacks and carriages
following one, and the number OF friends
attending the others being simply limited
to the number of conveyances which could
be obtained. Churches where the services
were held were invariably draped in black.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
RUDINI,s CABINET.
RECONSTRUCTED Without Marked Change
IN It's Personnel.

in It's Personnel.
ROME, ITALY, July 14.-The Marquis di
Rudini has reconstructed the Italian
Ministry by the selection of Viscount Wis
conti-venosti as Minister of Foreign
Affairs, Signor Luzzatti as Minister of the
TREASURY. General Pelloux as Minister of
War. Sienor Sinea as Minister of Posts
and Telegraphs and Signor Prinetti as
Minister of Puoic Works. Otherwise the
personnel of the Cabinet remains as be-
fore the Marquis di Rudini retaining the
premiership and the Ministry of the In
terror. Admiral Brin the Ministry of
Marine, Signor Branca the Ministry OF
Finance. Signor Guicciaridini the Min
istry of Agriculture, Signor Costa the
Ministry of Justice and Signor Gianturco
the Ministry of Public Instruction.
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VICTORY FoE ARMoUR.
End of Bitter Fight against the Com
pany's Eier0fors.

End OF q 7sttttT t7te COUE-
pany's Eier0fors.
CHICAGO, ILL, July 1.-THE long and
bitter fight which has been waged by the
majority of the members of the Board of
Trade and their representatives on the
board of directors against the great grain
elevator interests on the exchange came
to an end to-day. The fight has been
chiefly directed against the Amour eIe-
yators. which were declared irregular, and
mem bers of the firm were tried on charges
of violating the rules. The directors held q
special meeting to-day and decided by a
vote of ten to six to declare the Armour
elevators regular. The anti-elevator ele-
ment is not extinct, but 1t is In the
minority.
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ssnssroke Viotin, at Woodrona.

WOODLAND, CAL, July Al. C. Clark,
an old and highly esteemed resident of
Winters, died to-day from the result of a
sunstroke received last Friday. This is
the second death occurring in this county
from sunstroke this summer. The mer-
curry has registered as high as 113 degrees
in the shade, but the heat is moGerating.
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Vagrants Right at Woodraud.

WOODLAND, CAL, July 14-In rough
and tumble fight engaged in by gang OF
hobos near the depot last night. one of
them, Bernard Little, was fatally stabbed
by Edward Morgan. Morgan was arrested
and is now in the County Jail awaiting the
result of Littles injuries.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
Real SECRET of the Bicycles Popularity

Now the bicycle has offered to the great
majority of citizens q means of athletic
exercise and open-air enjoyment for which
they need not be specially equipped by
nature. Man and woman, weak and
strong, dwarf and 300-pounder-all sorts
and conditions of men-can and DO learn
to wheel, and with comparatively small
perseverance become as proficient for all
practical purposes as the most handsomely
endowed athlete of them all. This is tie
true secret of the bicycles firm hold on
the bicycle, and here is its great value
July Scribner's.
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Ladies' PereaIe Waists. S5c.

shop and purchased a $500 monument,
leaving full directions as TO the lettering,
Next he went to the Office of the Forest
Hill Cemetery, where be purchased lot,
and then returned home, went to bed ana
died yesterday of what the doctor pro-
nounced senility
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Killed bv FaItino B.ildsmos.

BOSTON, Mass, July 14.-By the col
lapse of two wooden buildings on Bennett
avenue this afternoon an unknown Italian
was killed, boy named Leveroni was Sc
riously injured and several others slightly
hurt. The buildings were being taken
down by the city to make room for the
North End playground.
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unreltnele Corresponae ants.

COWES, ENG, July 4.-Despite the fact
that certain correspondents have denied
the statement cabled yesterday that Mr..
Ogden OF New York had been seriously ill
on board the yacht White Layde, which
has been anchored here, the United Press
learns that the report was correct. He is,
however, rapidly recovering.
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LINER Collide. With Mad Sco.v.

NEW YORK, N. Y, July 1.-The NAL
Tory line steamer Colorado, from Bruins
wick, Ca, with twenty eight passengers
and a general cargo, co!lided with loaded
mud scow this morning while proceeding
up the main channel in the lower bay,
and is badly damaged. There was panic,
but all the passengers were safely taken
off in tugs
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Struck bu q Train.

SARATOGA, N Y, July 14-Dr. S. 2.
Gibbs of Fort Ann was killed instantly
at that place by Delaware and Hudson
train yesterday. lie was so years old and
leaves widow and three children. One
daughter lives In st. Louis, Mo-, and son
is attending the Leland Stanford Uni
yersity Cal
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,,ona,d for Has O,cn Funeral.

SHELBYVILLE, IND, July 14-Alfred
McCray, wealthy and aged widower,
went into an undertaking establishment
Saturday last and ordered coffin and
burial garb. He went to marhle-cutter's
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End of a Berlin Sensations.

BERLIN, GERMANY. July 14-Franz
Tenbach, the celebrated artist, has been
granted a divorce, with costs, from his
wife, who was the Countess Won Moltke,
on the grounds of her intimacy with DR..
Schweninger, Prince Bismarck's physi-
clan
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F,u or the Go,a R.,.,,,.

WASHINGTON, D. c., July 14.-The
treasury gold reserve at the close of bust
ness to-day amounted to SOS. 271, 1886. The
days Withdrawals were $141, 800.
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Ffre ot Madiao,,.

BAKERSFIELD. CAL, July 14.-Mrs.
II. f. Eddy's dwellings and contents were
totally destroyed by fire at Madison last
night. Loss $500; insurance 500.
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Thelast priced jacket
sold at $50. Ii is all
that can be put into a
jacket If you paw $50
for it. Now, if price is
any inducement, we'll
sell you jackets for less
money than in your
widest extravaganza
you expected TO ex-
pend.
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Tt,,nonrian Sfatesman Mtrder,d.

VIENNA, AUSTRIA, July IA - Count
Stephan Sztaria, member of the Hunga.
rian Diet, was found murdered at his
chateau.
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FUSER4L D.lY AT OMAHA.
business Suspended and Streets FSHe,
U;fh Sad ProcessIoas

VfTN OHU II TUCo8StOH8s
OMAHA, NEBR, July 1.-THE full force
of the death stroke which fell upon many
Omaha homes Saturday night was not
fully appreciated by strangers until this
morning, when from all parts of the city
funerals wendell their solemn way to the
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
A Morning Fire,

Fire caused about $4,000 damages in the rear
of the Maison Francois on Dupont street early
this morning.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-07-15
$l.25. Worth $3.50

Ladies' Double Capes.
trimmed with gold
braid.
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$l.95 Capes,
We're S..

All new, seaso nable
Capes, every style of
trimming. applique,
e m broi derry. You
could MT get one made
under 81 so. Tan, b ne.
black. Pay YOU TO lay
aside until next year.
Never were Capes so
pinched In price and so
full in material.
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LOANS on watches, iewelry, silvsrware, at Uncl
Harris is Grant avenue.
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Children S Jackets,
$3.50, 50. 95. So. 95,

We're 81, SIS, 81 90.
Now's the time to
jacket your girls for
fall.
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$5.S5 Capes. We're $40.

Tailor made Strapwork Capes, Imported Ker-
seys and Meltons with Inlaid velvet collars; some
embroidered with spangles some trimmed with
TrIlby buttons.
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$3.50. We're $3.50

The newest Midsum-
mer JACKET in tan, with
four large, elegant
pearl buttons, "every
inch a lady's' Jacket.
They can't last long at
the price. Every store
in this town makes it
their leader jacket.
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$3.50 Capes. We're s..

Imported Black English Kersey Double Capes
fashionable always for middle-aged ladies'
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Black Jerseys, Sc 81, Only 2sc.
ladies, Suits. 81 sol and Sc. sO.

You wouldn't believe it, nor would we.
The suit that is to be sold tomorrow at
these prices, made of all-wool materials,
cost wholesale ST. 90 yard. They are
slightly and servicea BILE, and you're get
ting bargains that are miracles. Sold for
$12 90 SIS and $50.
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$lS.S5 Capts, We're $50.

Partisan models. single garments, imported to
copy the STYLES from. Lined with finest Partisan
howered silks The richest things in Capedom.
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$685. Capes. We're $40.

SiIk-Iined Fancy Trilby Capes that sold for $40.
This stock is all new-ihis seasons goods All
last year styles are in the basement You almost
get 10 for 81.
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SKIRTS

Business to-day is question of price
the lowest man wins. Try every suit
house, dry goods or cloak store in this
city. If they can match these prices by
OF ourselves.
Pongee and Silk Skirts, 81.
Black and Colored Silk Skirts, So.
Seersucker Skirts, 19c.
A fell swoop is going to clean them out.
They embrace skirts from So 80 to $40.
Are you going to have one guess yes.
Black Jerseys, SIZE 81, Only 25c.
81 so Duck Vests for Csc.
So 80 Cloth Vests for SOC.
So Silk Vests for 81 so.
Children's Embroidered Cashmere
Cloaks, soc and 75c. There are garments
in this lot that sold for So.
50 80 Bicycle Boomers, 81 SO.
$40 Bicycle Suits, So.
Tan or Black Velvet Collar, Nobby
Jacket Suits.
Ladies' Suits, So so and S.. so.
You wouldn't believe it, nor would we.
The suit that is to be sold tomorrow at
these prices, made of Atwood materials,
cost wholesale 81 90 yard. They are
slightly and servicea BILE, and your re get
ting barga ins that are miracles. Sold Cor
$12 90, SD and $40.
SIS for Suits, Were SIS to SIS.
Prince Alberts, Corduroys, Box Goats,
Lined Jackets and Skirts. Well, the lin
ings alone cost more. Now, don't say
pshaw. but come and see and If you
don't find yourself the most surprised
woman write us down an ass
81 so for Suits, Were SIS to $40.
Some this seasons, some last. Silk
lined Jackets. Silk in the lining cost
more. We can't eat them. We must sell
them, and this absurd price is named so
they will go afying:
Duck Suits, $1.5O.
The Peoples Store sold them at So, 81
and S5. Your money back if any one in
this city will duplicat tie them for $3.
Go around town from Kearny to Post
up to Market streets bust mess end, ac-
| quaint yourself with prices. then come
here and you'll "never go there any
| more"
%O-O-OO-O-OO-OO-O-O-O-
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RAN ASHORE
IN A FOG,

sroontinued from First PaOe.I
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DOWNSTAIRS IN THE
BASEMENT.

The most wonderful Cloak values you
ever saw or heard tell Of Why, the
price of the rment is less than the cost
of single yard of material 1t will pay
any one, no matter how fastidiOus, to
visit our basement salesroom. You get
your money back tenfold.
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SIS for Suits, Were SIS to S25.

Prince Alberts, Corduroys, Box Goats,
Lined Jackets and Skirts. Well, the lin
ings alone cost more. Now, don't say
pshaw. but come and see and If you
don't find yourself the most surprised
woman write US down an ass.
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Prince Albert Coats, s3.o5.

Some of these sold for $35-none less
than $2o-these are the ravages of
Dame Fashion.
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Business to-day is question of price
the lowest man wins. Try every suit
house, dry goods or cloak store in this
city. If they can match these prices by
80 per cent tell US. We're making fools
OF ourselves.