Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1896-08-20

extraordinary instance OF MILO weather
during the winter season IN England, |
Writing under date, January Al, 1901, he
says: 1T is strange what weather we
have had all this winter; no cold at all;
but the ways are dusty, and the flies fly
up and down, and the rose bushes are
full Of leaves; such time OF the year as
was never known in this world before
here.
''De husban an wife dat am alwuz
kicking ober de traces" says Brother
Watkins, will find out some day dat de
bone of contenshun makes mighty poor
soup"
Inquisitive old gentleman (to crowd
around a cellar door WHAT the mat
ter down there? Anybody hurt?" Voice
from the cellar-"Yes, the governor fell
off the engine"
He who doesn't stand up for his own
rights is a coward. He who encroaches
upon the rights of others is hog.
To build up the weak and tired organs
of the body, take Hoods Sarsaparilla.
So rapidly has the cycle Industry de-
veloped that it is reported that nearly
half a million pounds have been recently
paid for sites in and about Manchester,
England, upon which to erect cycle
manufactures.
Grapes With Horehound Cures Coughs.
Old Aunt Rachael, an old and success
full nurse, 90 years old, TO years expert
cnce as a nurse and much sought after
by hundreds of families, has for years
i n. g. ,f,e
and colds by the use of Grapes and Ele-
ca-npane Root and the Herb Horehound.
Public speakers and singers use 1t, 1t IS
performing wonders. Sold by druggists.
Divorce is easily accomplished in
Cochin China The man and wife who
are eager to separate assemble few
friends, and in their presence break a
couple of chopsticks and the divorce IS
secured.
An Easy Cure for Drunkenness.
Drunkenness, Morphine and Tobacco
habits easily cured by the use of HILLS
Double chloride OF Gold Tablets. No
effort is required of the patient and stimu-
lsnis may be taken as usual until
given up. Tablets may bs given In tea or
coffee without the patients knowled ge. A
cure guaranteed in every case. For sale
by all first-c class druggists, or will be sent
on receipt of $1,00. For full particulars
address The Chic Chemical Works, Lima,
Ohio.
Bound to keep quiet-the man who is
tied and gagged.
HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills,
Biliousness, Indigestion, Headache.
A pleasant laxative. ALI Druggists.
Buttermilk is cooling. 1t should be
seasoned with dash of salt and pepper.
Poison Ivy, insect bites bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWite's
Witch Hazel Salye, the great pile cure.
REpICK d GRoHHASN.
Redwood City, Cal, can boast gas
Economical curiosity i'll Joshua Luton,
who lives on the edge of marsh on the
bay shore, and eats nothing but frogs and
oysters. This frogetarian is now eighty
FIVE years old, and hale and hearty.
Theories of cure may be discussed at
length by physicians, but the sufferers
want quick relief; and One Minute Cough
Cure will give it to them. A safe cure for
children. 1t Is "the only harmless remedy
that produces immediate results"
RBDToK d GRoHMAEN.
Spirit (at Lily Dale seance Don't
you know me? l am the the spirit OF
your mother-in-law.
Investigatior-You can't fool me. My
mother-in-law always brought her trunk
with her.
Ii doesn't m after much whether sick
headache, biliOusness, indigestion and con-
stipatlon are caused by neglect or by un-
avoidable circumstances; DeWitts Little
Early Risers will speedily cure them all.
REDICk. q GRoHMANS.
Colonel ]. NJ. Wilson, Commissioner of
Public Buildings at Washington, says
that ,244, 227 people have assembled the
Washington monument without an acci-
dent since 1888.
If you have ever seen a little child iii the
agony of summer complaint, you can real
ize the danger of .he trouble and appreci-
ate the value of instantaneous relief al
ways afforded by DeWitt's collie and chol-
era cure. For dysentery and disrrhoea it
is a reliable remedy. We could not af-
ford to recommend this as a cure unless it
were q cure.
REDICK d GRoHMASN.
Farmers are bringing vegetables to
town in plentiful quantities. Potatoes,
peas, cabbage, lettuce, radishes and ber-
ries can be bought on the streets at al
most any hour of the day.
1876 Gilman Brandy
From grape wine, has, by its extreme
age and constant care while in Uniform
temperature and pure, sweet atmosphere
OF storage houses for fourteen Year,, be-
come rival of the Hennessey and other
brands Of Cognac BRANDY, and much lower
in price, and preferred by the physicians
of Philadelphia, Now York and other cities
Buy it of druggists.
In the parlor it was midnight what
was that noise2 he asked, tremulously.
She turned pale. 81 think it must have
been papa dropping hint" she replied.
Dr. Agnew's Cure Ior the Hesrtglv 9
psrfect relief in all cases of Organic 90
sympathetic Heat Disease in 30 minutes,
and speedily effects cure. 1t is peer
less remedy for Palpitation, ShOrtness o:
3reath SmotheriDg Spells, Pain in LET
side and all symptoms ofa Diseased Hooft
.,no dose copyinces. Sold by City Phsr
DaoT.
1t has been truly said that there comes
time in the life of every man when a
word said by a newspaper either makes
or unmakes the individual mentioned.
RelieJ in SIr UOuFS.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the New
Great South American Kidney Cure"