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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
McKINLEY's PROMISE.
Made In Response TO the Dying he.
4ucst Of Gen. Grant.
(Chicago Times-lIeruld.

Chicago TtmeS-Herald.)
Once or twice have said that Major Nc
out having made any promise to anybody.
| take that back. In the presence OF sew
eral people only week ago he made
promise TO Col. Frederick Dent Grant. eX-
Minister to Austria. and now u member of
the. happy family known as the New York
police board.
The thing promised was not a cabinet Of
flee nor II foreign mission. nor the collec-
torship of the port of New York 1t is Il
promises to appoint Ulysses S. Grant third
TO n caGstship at West Point. a few
months before he died General Grant
wrote with trembling hand letter ad-
dressed TO the President of the United
States requesting the appontmentof his
grandson to the army. II happens that
young Grant will reach the re-
the President OF the United States
who will be inaugurated on the ith
of March next. Colonel Grant Is so sure
that Major Mckinley will be the man In
ausurated on that day that he has already
given notice that he will present the draft
Tor his sons appointment. and considering
that General Grant signed the draft and
General Sherman Endorsed 1t. Major Nc
Ninlcy hardly needed 10 give the assur-
ance that 1t will be duly hOnored
learn by the way. that Ulysses S.
Grant third Is now bright lad, lG years
Of age. attending school In New York
lie Is great student, speaks several Ian
guages nucntly. and is at the head of all
his classes His father US an original Nc
l<inlcy man Is delighted ut the prospect of
his sons appointment by President Nc
Kinley. and Major Mckinley says that
nothing would reconcile him TO the re-
sponsihilities of the presidential Office mo h
than the privilege Of executing a postum
nous order Of his old commander in tho
war of the rebellion.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08

on your knee. TO have her head just come
10 your should4r instead OF having, IL hang
oyer-surplus. LAS it were Everythine
about small girl is Iikcly TO be provo
cation--the unexpectedly tiny hands, the
distracting morsels of feet, the little head,
the little nosa. - =,
small girl can be fascinating even I'm q
temper, she can be delicious when q She
cries. she can be lovely when she 'pouts,
ana none OF those moods sits well on Il big
woman. Then, too, the man In love is in
clined TO pet names, and he wants to call
his girl Birdy," whether she weighs 2OO
or not: yet he is not insensible to the APP
propriateness of the title when given to "a
Ieal little thing. H.
man likes to feel big by comparison a
least A really large man does not object
TO seeming almost u giant beside the girl
OF his heart. and IL is almost necessary to
me short mans vanity that he shall seem
big to the little creature he is goin to
marry.
IL is very fetching to have ones girl say:
P&aSe dear, my neck gets SO tired
you're so tall" Don't you know what that
means? Well. get bit of girl and you
VIII IND out. On the whole the small
girl has the best of II.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08

NO time should be lost In rescrting to =
suitable remedy. Hostetter's Stomach
Bltters is the most reliable and widely es-
teemed medicine of its class 1t removes
the cause OF constipation, or of undue
relaxation OF the intestincs. which are
usually Indigestion or a misdirectfon of
thc pie. Nncn II acts as cathartic, II
does not gripe and violently cvactuste
but produces gradual and natural effects
very unlike those OF a drastic purgative:
ana us power of assisting indigestion null
cous membrane of the stomach and intes-
tinal canal which produce first diarhoea
ana eventually dysentery. The medicine
is, moreover. an agreeable one and emit
nentiy pure and wholesome Appetite
and tranquil nightly slumber are both pro
NOTED by It.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
The ROCkbTidgG Alum SPRINGS. YiTQini0.

After going through the hands of tho
hrchitect, artisan and builders is now
scarcely recognize the place; the new Wis!
Tors Will appreciate the Improvement
mat for beauty, comfort and pleasure
fariors, offices, sitting. writing anS
smoking rooms, postofice. store and bill
liard room being virtually one vast room
extending from the depot to the hotel. 225
rect; new buildings having been erected
Tor that purpose, the whole filled with
Guiding car laod OF reed rockers
The second floor of the hotel is converted
into rooms en- suite with ladies bath rooms
near by.
Notwithstanding these vast improve
mcntS our prices remain as heretofore
Send for beautiful Illustrated catalogue
JAMES a. FRAZIER
Managing Receiver.
June I'D, 1ssG. je25-su, w f-Gw
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
The short Girls Advantage.

The short girl has many advantages
over the tall one. says an exchange. She
mas to go through life looking up, and
nothing is 80 becoming TO eyes as that
iier lashes show more and so does her
throat that look their prettieSt to man
who must glance down to them
small girl is moro easily held and more
easily kissed. 1t is nicer to have to lift
her face up by the chin, and is more
epicurean and satisfactory 20 reach down
to upturned lips.
1t 10 comfortable. when you hold @ girl
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Outline SIurrinr

Chicago July THE Colts and Orioles
had an old fashioned smuggling match to-
day and the Arson colony scratched ont
luckily in the eighth although they had all
the better of the batting. Clarkson was
ter that Pond was hit almost az hard. The
ne!dlng feature was sensational one
handed catch OF a liner by Dahlcn who
then touched Kelly, making n double play
unassisted. Attendance 5000. Score:
Chicago ........O03l132 x-i3 % G
Baltimore .........3 DOL 20G2 81 II
Batteries: Griffith and kittrdge; Pond,
Ciarkson and Clarke.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
reported RcIcnse orKngcy.

Richmond, Va, July Tt was report
ed here to-day on very good authority
that Pitcher Kagey had been released.
There appears to be no reason to doubt
the story. Pitcher Clausen, formerly of
the Southern League and lately with
short time with Norfolk last season.
Richmond IS going to make 4 mighty eff
fort to win out in the second half of the
season
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Lost Thirtern Strntrht

St Louis. July THE Browns lost their
thirteenth straight game to-day through
weakness at the bat. The game was I'M
interesting. The game of yesterday, which
was "A tie game. will be played off to-mor-
row making two games Attendance 5000
Score:
r. II. Il.
St Louis ...........1 0 0 3 OF 10 7
New York ........3 90 23l 2O--l2 & 4
Batteries: Hart and Mcfarland: Clark
and ZearfosS.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
phiIIies Won Easily.

Cincinnati. July 7.--After making d wild
throw to first base in the sixth inning.
CarSey went To pieces and was batted ali
over the field Smiths fielding being the
featune. Attendance G.500. Score:
X. II. Il.
Cincinnati .......0 S00922 XII is 4
Philadelphia ......0 / o o o D 3 o. G G
Batteries: Dwyer and Vaughn: Carsey
and Clemments
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
CupDy Had the Rest orr.

Cleveland. July 7-Cuppy had II shade the
best of Abbey I'm to-day's game. Up to
The ninth inning not Bridegroom had
reached third and Griffin had made the
only hit. Score:
r. II. T.
Cleveland ........1 o 0002O Sx-G II 3
Brooklyn .........0 90 % SIS 4 {
Batteries: Cuppy and thinner: Abbey
and Burrill.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Standing ornia League Games.
Scmntsrs NOtInIr.

Washington, July 1.-THE home team
was not In the game at any stage to-day.
killen being simpF invinciblc. McJnmes
also pitched good ball but his support was
only fair Stencil made his one hundredth
hit of the season Score:
r. ii. Il.
Washington ......1 o o 0 0 O0--l i .
PittsburE .........3 0 0 1901 Ks . 0
Batteries: Mechanics and Mcclure; Kill
len and Sugden.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08

Charles A. Dana, who has been lie
rary man as long as he has been Jour
Mist. period of more than fifty years
a5cribes his continued mental vigor and
activity, at o time when most men have
retired. mainly to his never allowins.
himself TO be in hurry, says the Wash,
tngton Post
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Louisville Lost.

Louisville, July THE Colonies over
came lead occasloned by IIilrs wildness
but lost by poor support of Cunningham.
CROOKS and Rogers, the new men, did we'll.
Attendance 1000. Score:
r. II. Il.
Boston .....,......3 o i1OO-lO u E
Louisville ..,.....0 90 | Il 0-S II 4
Batteries: Nichols and Bergen; IIill
Cunningham and Dexter
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
ROANOKE.
sDaYiS out on attempted bunt.
SCORE BY INNINGS.

sDaYis out on attempted bunt.
SCORE BY INNINGS.
Nerfolk.. ..........O 10000 OIL
Roanoke. =. ;. ......1 90 22 OK
Summary: Earned Runs Roanoke. 3
Two-base Htts-C. McFarlan. Arm
strong, Davis, A. McFarlan, Cockman.
Lynch. Hill, Scherer. Stolen Bases
Fleming. Double Play--Wentz, Lamont
and Davis. Struck Out--By Leach. /.
by Kimball, 3. Base on Balls-Off
Leach, 2; off Kimball, l. Left on Bases
Norfolk, Z; Roanoke, 10. Time 80.
Umpire-McDermott.
MUSIC OF THE SPHERES.
It was case of mot In it,"
Kimball always sort of hoodoo for
the locals.
Well give you dry bail next time,
Mr.. Leach.
The umpire fined Mccain IS for too
much back talk from the bench yester.
day.
Doran. formerly twirler of ST. Johns
Z College. is in the city surveying the
landscape Ger.
Garnett. recently of the University OF
Virginia, will, 1T Is said, play fist for
the Imperials.
It Is said that Lefty Mari will here
after manage his team from the bench,
and put Steve in right field.
Werlich. newly signed by Ports
mouth. arrived yesterday, and unless he
receives orders to the contrary will
await his team at home.
Next Saturday afternoon at 1880 at
the Y. NJ. G. A. Athletic Park in Ghsnt
the OIympics Will play tine Client nine
Both. teams are composed Of fast Gma-
teur players and Il Will be a lively con.
test Ladies with escorts will be admit
LED free.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Armstrong Got Good support.

Lynchburg, va. July 7.-Armstrong
pitched fine game for Lynchburg to-day
and received almost faultless support
Malarkey was hit freely and the Lynch
burgs won with ease. Score:
r. II. T.
Richmond ......l O000o-l 5 3
Batteries: Armstrong and Fear; Ma
larkey and Boland.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Rig League Games To-Day.

Washington in Pittsburg.
Brooklyn in Cleveland.
Philadelphia in Cincinnati.
Boston in Louisville
Baltimore in Chicago.
New York In ST. Loufa
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Elmhail Pitches a Brilliant Shut Out Same
Against the Norfolk Players.
C0CgMAN's WILD THROW LET IN A RUN
The Bali Was Wet and Eadie Leach is
Pounded viciorsiy wenfz. La
mont and Davis Executed n Fast
Double Play Ramp aud A. Nc
Farlan DO Some Great Fielding.
Yesterdays Gnnnea.

Roanoke, z; Norfolk. l.
PortsmouthPete r;burg
Lynchburg. I; Richmond
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Rain.

Petersburg, Va, July 7.--To-day's game
between Petersburg and Portsmouth was
called in the third inning on account OF
rain, the score standing to 3.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08

Y ELLoW SULPHUR SPRINGS. MONT
1, gem 1st eco, eSnntyi Va. open TO visitors
ON the summit OF the Alleghaney noun
talns: the curative properties OF the wat
erS are well established and adapted to &
wide range Of disease. The nccommoda-
tons are first-class in every respect. De
scrlptivc pamphlets and rates furnished on
nppicatlon RlDGEWAY HOLT. proprie-
tor. mvl--nm
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
Where lne climbs pIn, To.nny.

Roanoke In Norfolk.
Portsmouth in Petersburg.
Richmond in Lynchburg
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
lkilill.

Atlanta. July mo Southern League
ball games to-day-rain.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
UMMER RESORTS.
A Delightful Summer Resort.

THE soUTHsIDE FEMALE 1NsT1-
TUTE, BURKEVILLE, VA.
This pleasant place will be open for
boarders till the opening of the school
in September. Boarders have free nccess
to the famous Harris Anti-Dyspeptic and
Tonic Springs, whose waters have
wrought such wonderful cures Good
fare, comfortable rooms and moderate
terms. Send for circulars.
Rev. r.. w. CRIDLIN,
1e2S-su.w,fr- Proprietor.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08

Located in n most beautiful and pic
turesque country, with u climate the
malaria and pleasant in the warmest
weather. Its waters and baths are
powerfully tonic diu-
retic, mildly. cathartic and Alternative
The hotel and buildings are principally
brick, the main building 300 feet in length
rooms in the state Sanitary condiiini1
not surpassed by any mountain resort
The management this season will main
tain and perfect its reputation as a
health and pleasure resort. Descriptive
pamphlets and rates furnished Oh applica-
ton.
A. E. WHITE. Proprietor.
my2isu-tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-07-08
SUMMER RESORTS.
One of the Most Beautiful
Summer Homes In Va.

Beautiful yard and good shade,
good rooms and newly furnished,
Two and q half miles from railroad
and 300 yards from the Buffalo Ridge
springs. Situated l20 miles West of Rich
mond on the James river Division c. & o.
IL. H. Now open for Is twenty board
ers. Only grown people need apply. Will
not take children at any price. Good con-
feyance to and from depot. Rates S25. 00
dress
J. w. KYLE,
Buffalo Station l.. O.,
Nelson County, Virginia
Depot Buffalo Springs. je2I-sa. tn. THIN
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15
Fearing-Brown.

A pleasant event and one long to be
remembered was unanimously declared
by the chosen friends who were assem-.
bled to witness the marriage of Miss
Gertie E. Brown and Harry L. Fearing,
which took place at the residence OF
the brides mother, at Letart, last We'd
nesday morning, Rev. Patrick Henry
being the officiating clergyman. Not
discordant note was known to mar
the harmony of the bridal party. With
out the sun was glorious, an ideal we'd
ding day; within, from the pleasant
faces and laughter abounding, one
was almost led to believe the old prov
erb a myth-'There is sorrow every
where" and it was not until the cere-
mony was over, the bounteous repast
disposed of and the departing time at
hand that its truthfulness seemed in
evitable. Amid showers of rice and
the we'll wishes of friends and family,
the young couple left for their future
home, Grand Rapids, o., where the
groom's business interests are centered.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15
BRILLIANT YOUNG MEN.

Haydn had produced several masses
and operas, together with a quantity
of instrumental music, before he was II.
Fuller published his first church his
tory at %. He often said later in life
that he had never exceeded that first
work.
Napoleon was "a when he distin-
guished himself at the siege of Toulon,
and laid the foundation of his future
fortune.
Congreve produced '"The Old Bach
elor'' at 81, and "Love for Love" at 23.
Each is esteemed masterpiece of it's
kind.
Taylor was the court chaplain at 81,
and said afterward that he preached
his best sermons before attaining that
age.
Wagner planned a series of German
operas by the time he was 23, although
his design was not carried out for many
years.
Caesar was not 20 when he became
prominent in Roman politics, and was
the leading spirit in Roman affairs be-
fore 30.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15
Available Prescription.

Editor Morrison, of Worthington,
Ind, "Sun," writes: "You have a valu-
able prescription in Electric Bitters,
and can cheerfully recommend it for
Constipation and Sick Headache, and
as a general system tonic it has no
equal Mrs. Annie Stehle, 2625 Cot
tage Grove Ave-, Chicago, was all run
down, could net eat nor digest food,
had backache which never left her
and felt tired and weary, but six bot
ties of Electric Bitters restored her
health and renewed her strength.
Price so cents and $l.O0. Get a Bottle
at w. II. Styer's Drug Store.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15
ABOUT ABYSSlNIA.

The chief exports are gold, ivory,
slaves, coffee, butter, honey and wax.
Abyssinia is a very mountainous coun.
try. Many of the peaks are always cov-
cred with snow.
The literature of Abyssinia amounts
to little. What there is deals with re-
ligious matters.
The country is so situated that the
climate is one of the most salubrious
on the face of the globe.
The area of the country is about 2oO,-
900 square miles. It's inhabitants num-
Der little over 100000.
Adowa, where the Italians met de-
feat, is the second city in Abyssinia,
having a population of 1000 inhabitants.
The people are mostly agriculturists.
Cotton cloth, leather, parchment, iron
and brass are manufactured.
The majority of the inhabitants of
Abyssinia are of the Caucasian race
and are well formed and handsome.
The language of the religion and
literature of the country is the Geez,
(which belongs to the Ethiopic class of
languages.
According to the Abyssinians the
queen of Sheba was their ruler and from
her son Menelek their kings are de-
scended.
The Gala race, which came from the
south, constitutes a large part of the
soldiery. They are fierce and turbu-
lent.
The name Abyssinia is derived from
the Arabic word Habesch, meaning mix
ture, and refers to the mixed character
of the people.
Abyssinia is one of the most ancient
monarchies in the world. Until re-
Gently, however, the king was generally
afraid of his chiefs.
The prevailing religion of Abyssinia
is very corrupt form of Christianity.
1t is professed by the majority of the
people and by the reigning princes.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15

IT is now not only hoped but believ.
ed that the Rogers fifty-year-franchise
bill will be defeated in the Senate.
Powerful influences are being brought
to bear from every source to compel
its passage against the desire of the
people in every city which it will af.
feet Corporations, however, are not
the forces that elect State Senators.
To the welfare of the masses this is a
fact becoming we'll recognized by leg.
islators, especially those on their first
term.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15
CONDENSED NEWS
Gathered From All ,rts of the Country
by Tel. ,raph.

Gathered From All ,rts of the Country
by Tel. graph.
The delegates selected by the repub-
lican convention of McMinn county,
Tennessee, have been instructed for
Mckinley.
The. supreme court Of the United
States reconvened Monday after ten
days recess and handed down opinions
in score and half Of cases.
The contract for furnishing the heat
ing apparatus at the public building at
Detroit, Mich, has been awarded to
Harvey 6 Sons, of Detroit, at S43, ,s67.
Members of the A. 2. A. in Nebraska
refuse to indorse the alleged sentiment
against William Mckinley that is
claimed to have developed in the or.
ganization.
The Harry Wright day ball game be-
tween the Cleveland and Peoria clubs,
at Peoria, was prevented by rain, game
being called in the first inning. There
was large attendance.
A. c. Williams, clerk of the circuit
court of Smith county, Tennessee, who
,eoently shot A. c. Garrett Mt Garth
age, is dead from nervous prostration.
His victim is getting well.
The house committee on territories
held special meeting Tuesday at
which a favorable report was ordered
on the bill admitting Arizona to the
union of the states The vote was s
to2
Haytains who became refugees DUR
ing the presidency of Hippolyte are
accepting the amnesty offered by the
new president, T. Simon Sam, and are
making preparations to return to
Hayti.
A windstorm of cyclonic proportions
visited Burlington, Ia, Monday after
noon. Beyond unroofing large fac
tory and blowing down large number
of shade trees no serious damage is re.
ported.
Marquis di Rudini, prime minister,
has apprised the vatican that the exc
quators hitherto accorded to Italian
bishops, will be withheld unless the
pope permits Catholics to take part in
public elections.
At Baltimore Harry Wright" day
was all that the average baseball en-
thusiast could desire in the way of
warm, sunshiny weather and 1900 peo-
pie attended the game Monday after
noon. The score: Baltimore 9, Syra-
cuse 2. n.
Patrick Finnigan, living northeast of
Schuyler, Neb., Monday morning mur-
dered his wife and then committed sui
eide. The deed was done with Win
chester rife in both instances. A fam
lily quarrel is supposed to have prompt
ed the deed.
The house committee on interstate
and foreign commerce Tuesday began
the consideration of the Nicaragua
canal bill. The matter was generally
discussed and it was agreed to take
final vote on the measure at the meet
ing, which will be held April a.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15
IN the OIL FIELDS.

The Spring opens with good promise
of a large amount Of work being done
in the oil fields everywhere. says an
exchange. There is no lodging the
fact that the area of small we'll terri
tory is gradually enlarging, and as
result production is not only being
properly sustained, but slightly in
creasing from month to month. One
year ago it was estimated that the
total output of Ohio and Indiana was
SO, 900 barrels daily. Today it is 1000
barrels and moving upward. Such
conditions always have an offensive
bearing upon prices. Whenever oil
goes into storage tanks as result OF
over supply prices can be sustained
only by the nerve of spectators, who
take chances against continuation OF
these conditions. The Standard Oil
company in this case being about the
only buyer possesses about all the pow
er it needs to elevate and depress
values. 1t is quite natural that changes
in these should occur, but the necessity
ss,oald be fairly calculated or injustice
might be done. The conditions, i'm
pulses and feelings existing today do
not haye weight in drawing the chalk
mark of prices. 1t is the probable posi-
ton of the business three or six, nine
or twelve months hence that dominates
this branch of the business, or at least
should do so.
The Denvonian Oil company's No. 2
on the Lloyd Weekly farm out on In
dian creek, was drilled one bit in the
sand this morning and when last heard
from this afternoon was not even max
ing showing. This we'll is located
about 400 feet southwest of the same
company's No. which came in such u
gusher. This well will be drilled deep
er at once and there is a possibility
that it may yet make good big pro.
ducer.
Bettman e. Watson have a fishing
job at their No. Q, on the Singleton
farm, at Hebron.
Shay & McMullens No, 2, on the
Dan Weekly farm out in the Indian
Creek district, should reach the sand
not later than tonight or tomorrow.
The same company have another we'll
due at the same time on an adjoining
farm.
The we'll on the Mason farm near
the jug Handle" is still spraying oil
at the rate of Is barrels a day. The
drillers shut the we'll down on Satur-
day evening and have since then been
moving the boiler back from the we'll.
They expect to get the drill started
again some time today or late this
evening. The we'll is just through the
break on top of the Big Injun sand
and is acting very much as did No 1
Riggle near the same we'll. 1t is now
only showing for very small we'll but
may be a good one when it is drilled
deeper. Oil Review.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-04-15

RECENT Investigations by the Police
Committee of the Chillicothe Council
have disclosed state of rottenness in
the 'force" of that city, with the re-
suit that Mayor Waddell has requested
every policeman to resign. The city
council, believing the investigation
has not gone far enough, refuses to
accept the designations, and the Bob
bies' hardly know just where they are
at