The Press., 1896-09-03


 ACTED LIKE Ir "Whrn | married you" h" said, "I thought you were an angel"
 She looked at him coIdly.
 'l inferred as much, :" she said.
 There was something in her tone that told him th"r" was trouble in store for him.
 'From the very first" she went on, ''you seemed to think could get along without clothes. "- (Hicng0 Post.
 DID You EVER try Electric Bitters as a remedy for your troubles? If not get bottle now and get relief. This medicine has been found to be peculiarly adapted to the relief and cure of all Female Com platnts, cX"ting a wonderful direct nfiu- cnco in giving strength and tone to the organs. If you have Loss of Appetite, Constipation, Headache, Painting Spells, or are Nervous, Sleuplrss, Excitnblp, Melancholy or troubled with Dizzy Spells, Electric Bitt"rs is the medicine you need Health and Strength are guaranteed hy it's use. Fifty cents and %1O0 at E. K. Iafts Drug Store. 3
  ly and effectively on the head than when Major Mckinley said in his letter of ac coptance: ''lt is not more money we want; it is to put the money we already have at work"
 My boy came home from school one day with his hand badly lncernted and bleeding, and suffering great pain" says Mir. E. J. Schall, with Meyer Bros Drug Co.,, St. Louis, Mo. "I dressed the wound, }and applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm freely. All pain ceased, and in n remark ably short time k healed without leaving a scar. For wounds, sprans, swrllmgH and rheumatism know of no medicine ur prescription equal to it. l consider it n household necessity" The 25 and 90 cent sizes for sale by W. w. Lnthrop, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Curiosity is that part of q man that itches when he learns just enough of any thing to know that there is more that he can't know
 The Fact that Doctors frequently ad- . ViSo change of air and climate to those I suffering from catarrh is proof that ca $ tarrh is a local and climatic disease, and not a constitutional affection. Therefore, t unless you can afford to leave home and business, you can find the remedy in Ely's Cream Balm. Applied directly to the scat of the disease, it effects instant relief and a satisfactory cure after short continuance. No mercury nor injurious drug is contained in the Balm. 90 cents. All druggists. 8
 It is with wits as with raz0Ts, which are never so apt to cut those they are en- ployod on as when they have lost their edge.
 A hacking cough keeps the bronchial tubes in a state of constant irritation which, if not speedily removed, may lead to chronic bronchitis. No promptrr rem ody can be found than Ayers Cherry Pee toral. It's effect is immediate, and the result permanent.
 ! Take away from mankind their vanity and their ambition, and there would be y but few claiming to be heroes or patriots
 If you have ever seen little child in the agony of summer complaint, you can realise the danger of the trouble and ap- - prcciato the value of instantaneous relief always afforded by De Wits Coltc X Cholera Cure. For dysentery and diar- rhma it is a reliable remedy We could not afford to recommend this as cure unless it were cure. w. D. Ilrald, Staff ford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Gov n ontry.
 = String beans are made more delicious by boiling them In salted water that is s favored with a little onion iuice
 
 Theories of cure may be discussed at length by physicians, but the sufferers want quick relief; and One Minute Cough Cure will give it to them. A safe cure for children. It is "the only harmless = remedy that produces immediate results " W. D. Ilrald, Stafford Springs; G.L. Phil ) lips, South Coventry.
 Philadelphia Ledger: Let us hope that Breckinrdge's advocacy of sound money is the first step toward complete reform.
 It docsnt matter much whether sick headache hiliousncss, indigestion and constipation are caused by neglect or by unavoidable circumstances; De Wits Little Early I&isers will speedily cure them all. W.D. IIoald, Stafford Springs ; G. L.Phillips, South Coventry.
 Cleveland World: Nansen did not get near enough to the Pole to hear the ma tives talk the Polish language
 Don't trifle away time when you have cholera morbus or diarrhma. Fight them in the beginning with De Wits Collie X Cholera Cure. You don't have to wait for results, they are instantaneous, and it leaves the bowels in healthy condition. w. ID. 1Ieald, Stafford Springs c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry. - The highest point outward things can o bring one unto is the contentment of the mind, with which no estate is miserable.
 The whole system is drained and un- - dermincd by indolent ulcers and open sores. De Wits Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals them. IL is the best pile cure known. w. D. lIeald, Stafford Springs; G. l., Phillips, South Coventry
 Don't dress the little folks up in fussy T fashion if you want them to enjoy them. selves.
 Many days work is lost by sick head ache, caused by indigestion and stomach troubles. De Wits Little Early Risers are the most effectual pill for overcoming such dinnculties w. ID. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry
 There is no man so friendless but thai he can find friend sincere enough to tel him disagreeable truths.
 "Boys will be boys," but you can't af ford t0 lOSp onV Of thaIn pa raa.ly Fn