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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Anti Mic
Have You Tried It?

Do you use tobacco? Do you
wait to get cured! d. You have
sleepless nights? Are you all run
down and don't know What ails you
Tobacco is sapping the-life out of
more people today than all other
diseases put together. Why! you
spit your life away. The nervous
system becomes diseased, giving
Dyspepsia, indigestion, Catarrl Of
the Stomach, Heart Disease, Loss
OF Memory, Blindness, Dimness of
Vision, and many diseases Of alike
nature. In fact. it will bring on
all diseases flesh is heir to. It's
the starting point for immortality,
drunkenness, morphine and opium
habits. 1t is tie curse of the bows,
laying the foundation of life Of
misery and want. Mothers, have
you boy, husband or brother
who uses tobacco9 Do you want
them cured? Then praise God
from whom all blessings flow.
ANTI MO is the fe-saver of all
who will faithfully follow the di-
rections. Why do we claim ANTI
MO will cure You? Because it
acts directly on the blood, remov-
ing the poison from the blood; acts
directly on the liver and stomach,
building up the whole system, Civ
ing tone and strength and making
a new being ont OF you.
Write for, circulars giving full
information to
PATTERSON REMEDY CO.,
Ores o, Iowa.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

49,
fully inaugurated after the conviction
has taken deep root in the American
mind that it is necessary and that in
many respects leading European cities
may teach us things worth know
ing, and worth initiating. Ber-'
lin, now, of all capitals of the world,
is most adapted for such an object les
son, since Berlin's growth and rise from
comparatively unimportant provincial
town to one of the most beautiful, -four
ishing and largest metropolitan munich
palities is of recent date. It is matter
of just 30 years, for not until 1865 did
Berlin begin to develop into what she
is to-day. In the series of articles of
which this is the initial one my en-
deavor WILDE toTointoutt the salientfea-
lures to- which Bcrlin's prosperity is due
and here and there call attention to diff
fcrences with American cities and their
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
ANTICIPATING LAW A FAILURE.
Virginia Legislature Is Expected to Re-
peal That Statute.


The effort to provide by legislative
enactment for the punishment of BOYS
flirting with schoolgirls in Virginia
seems to have been unsuccessful. About
two years ago law was passed making
1T misdemeanor, punishable upon con-
'lction by fine, for any man to loiter
about female school. The president
Of prominent Richmond female col.
lege was the first to attempt prosecu-
ton under the law. Later a similar at
tempt was made in one of the border
cities to convict young man of ogline
the girls. His counsel, however,
promptly gave notice that he would
subpoena all of the lady teachers and
many OF the girls and bring them into
court as witnesses. Rather than sub
]ect the ladies to this humiliation the
principal abandoned the prosecution.
This line of defense indicates the fu-
tllity of convicting firters under the
law, and it will be repealed.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
THE ALLIANCE STORE GALLERY

Is the place to get your Photos taken
The second story has been titt ed up
in the most complete manner for first
class work, and we will send out moth
ing but the very best. 1t always pays
to get the best if you do have to pay
a little more. then you will have a
genuine work of art which you will
not be ashamed to present to anyone.
Everyone is invited to call and see us
and examine our work whether they
wish anything or not. w. BROWN.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

son-Father, 1 want to drive to
Blanks Corners this afternoon. Do you
need the span?
Father-My son, to get to Blanks
Corners and back in time for supper
will require very hard driving. 1 think
it will be wiser to hire livery HORSE
N. Y. Weekly.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
An Art connois.enr

Madame goes with her maid to pur-
chase stil-life picture for her dining
room. She selects at the picture deal
er's painting representing bouquet
of flowers with a pie cut in two and a
half-penny roll. She paid 500 francs
for the lot.
MADAME" whispered the bonnc,
"you have made bad bargain, let me
tell you. 1 saw picture like that sold
for 400 francs"
"And was it as good as this one?"
"Of course it was; there was lot
more pie!"-Moniteur Oriental.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Bagplpes in Bulgaria.

The national instrument, the "gajda,"
or bagpipe, predominates throughout
Bulgaria. The melancholy and mo-
notonous tones of the bagpipe sound to
the Bulgarian far from his home like
n voice from the fatherland, and at har-
vest time singing is heard everywhere,
accompanied by the bagpipe.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
A Moro Modern Method.

Lawyer-Yes, 1 think we can break
your uncle's will.
Client-Insanity?
Lawyer-No, 1 think We'll try hyp-
notism. Hypnotism is going to super
scde insanity as remedy for disap-
pointed legatees, and it won't cost you
a cent more.-Brools1yn Life.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Height of Feminine Felicity.

The Hostess-oh, yes! Her people
We're as poor as churchmice; but since
her marriage to wealthy John Cot
more she has it easy.
The Visitor-Easy 1 should say
so! Why, she hasn't single thing to
do all day but sit and worrY.-Puck.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
SquelcIling a Fact.

Said a Dallas poet to Hostetter Nc
Girnis: "In my poems you can discern
the picture of my lady love-"
rs she lame, too, like your verses?"
asked Hostetter, and now they do not
speak as they pass by.-Dallas (rex.)
Sitter
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
MUNICIPAL AFFAIRS.
How They Are Conducted in the
City Of Berlin.
Corruption Is Unknown Among the Mem
bers Of the City Council-some Of the
Paternal Functions of tho
ssMaglstrat."

Special Berlin Germany Letter.
From more than one point of view u
summary review of municipal condi-
tons in Berlin with occasional refer
ences to other German cities) will be of
interest and profit to American readers,
especially SO if the conclusions to be
drawn from such statement of facts be
made. The subject of municipal reform
is justly held to be one of vital impor-
lance, and of timely interest through
out the United States, and it is certain
that such reform can only be success
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Family Pride.

Brown-My son John has eradu-
ated with honor at the university.
Robinson-Wcll, you needn't brag.
My mules carry Off the blue ribbon
every year at our fair.-Texas Siftincs.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Notice of Application for Permit.
In district Court, Howard County, Iowa.
N,r.h u,ar,,, zone

III l'lstr.ct Court, Howard County, Iowa.
March Term. 1896.
Application of L. j. Eckstein, Registered
pharmacist. for Permit
To Whom IL May Concern:
iceis hereby given that an Application
by petition of e. j. Ecksein, q registered phar-
macist, doing business in Chester. Howard
Sell. and dispense intoxicating liquors in Il
store building situate on Lot No. 36, block No.
four, village OF Chester, Howard county, Iowa,
trict court oil said county, and that petition
therefor is On file and will come on for hearing
IN the District court OF sail county and at the
March Term thereof, to be held commencing
Mar 10th 1886.
E. j, EcKSTEIN,
4lw3 Applicant.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Likely.

Nodd-I guess that doctor of mine
will give us something to stop the
kaby's crying now.
Todd-Why?
Nodd-l'm going to move next door
to him.-Brooklyn Life.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Or With a Knife.

"Most wonderful woman, Daisy Haw-
kins-such eyes-by jove, there's Moth
ing she can't do with em!"
Really? Well, that is wonderful.
I'd like to see her sharpen lead pencil
with 'em."-Harper's Bazaar.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

End Would Have Been the Same.
The Wife-He committed suicide be-
cause Tilted him for you.
The Husband-Well. don't worry. He
would probably have done so anyhow
Town Topics.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Accounted Far

II know why girls like dolls" OBJ.
served Wilbur, sagely, to his aunt
ITS because dolls don't say woyd,
and lets the girls do all the talllin'. -
Harper's Round Table.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
His Loss.

Tourist Tin Oklahoma -When you
drew your bowie and sprang at the
stranger who had called you q liar,
did he lose his head?
Allali Ike-Nope; only his ear
Truth.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
The Balance Re.tored.

Mrs. Henry Pecls-Bah! only mar
ried you because pltied you when no.
body else thought any thing about you.
Mr.. Henry Peck (wearily)-Ah. we'll.
my dear, everybody pities me now!-
Punch,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
EUROPEAN
RESTAUR ANT
Market Street, Cresco, la.
Hot or Cold Lunches
Board by the Day or Week,
Fancy groceries. Candy, Fruits and
Tobacco.
NJ. BARRETT, Prop
NOTICE IN PROF ATE.

To Whom it May Concern:
You and each of You are hereby notified TO
appear at the court house. IL. Cresco. Howard
county. Iowa, on the 10th day III March, A. ID !,
1s'6 at l;a0 O'Clock p. m. to attend the probate
and testament of Edwin Pickett. late OF
Howard county, Iowa, deceased Mt which time
and plsce you will appear and show cause, III
probate.
In testimony whereof 1 have hercrnto sub
scribcd my name and affixed the seal of the Dis
trtct Court, this Z, day of February 1896.
8. S. CULVER,
Alb Clerk Of District Court.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
JuStiHahIe,

she--1 have heard that you said /
was fond of the sound of my own voice.
He-Well, you have yourself admit
ted that you like music.-Harrisbur
Patriot.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Involuntary Confession.

He-Don't you think Flynn's CONVEX.
sation smacks of egotism?
She (thoughtlessly)-I have noticed
the smacks.-DetEoit Free Press.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
JUST DID 1T,

Jagabout-And why do you like
champagne?
Miss Clincher-I don't know; per-
haps because it p-p-pops so beautifully.
-(scene s-Trinity church.) Ally
Sloper,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
The Feminine In.t,nct

Tho Feminine Instinct.
"Say, Floss, what makes that snake
tie himself up in knot??"
Guess he wants to remember solnc-
thing, and he hasn't got any handker-
chief.':-Life.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
LOW Prices in Indiana,

Benson suppose you are put to
great expense in catching the horse
thieves with which hear your county
is infested?
Farmer Barns-Nope; we jest starts
tn bloodhoun's on Their trail
Benson-Then great outlay is not
necessary to apprehcnd them?
Farmer Barns-Jest wan scent
Judge.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
He's Not Certain.

Jinks-Doesyour wife always have the
last word?
FillSins-Well. l can't say for sure;
she says sometimes talk in my Sleep
Bay City Chat
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
A ramiliar Phenomcno,.

Oh, the man who comes talking and talk
Ing ard talking.
And keeps up his talking for aye;
Seems somehow to be
Invariablee
The man who has nothing to say.
Washington Star.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

Pupson Pownes-How do you get s.,
much credit?
Epson Downes = BY owing. IN. Y.
World.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

His Most Important Function.
Johnny-An editor is a man what
puts things in the paper, isn't he, pa?
Pa-Oh, no, my son! An editor keeps
things out of the paper.-Puck.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
An Optical Illusion

She dressed up in her brothers. clothes.
A promenade she took,
And everyone who knew her said:
How girlish you do look!"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Action.

Mrs. Hiclis-When husband saw the
burglar there was some lively shoot
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Voices of the Ni.ht.

"And does your husband sleep
sound?" chirped the caller.
"Sound!" cried Mrs. Dobbs, with her
hands in the air, well, should say!
l don't believe you ever heard such
sound. It's enough to burst our alarm
clock"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

Right In His Line.
The telegraphic lineman should
In politics take part
He's energetic at the polls,
Wire pulling is his art.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Sarcasm,

Chumley-Bah Joye! Miss Newman,
l thought you were man, dontcher-
knnW2
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
Uses Of a Livery.

The caller murmured that some men
we're that way.-N. Y. Recorder.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

I have used CAN'T Nic' and it
has cured me of tie tobacco habit,
and | know it will cure all who fol-
low the directions.
WILL PATTERSON,
Cresco, Iowa.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

Miss Newman never made any such
mistake as that about you, Mr.. Chum.
ley.-Brooklyn Life
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

To Whom 1t May Concern:
knowing the composition of
/" Anti-Nic' as sold by Mr.. VIM.
Patterson, | can say that it CON
tains nothing injarious to the sys-
tenn. | further declare that |
have no interest in the sale thereof.
GEORGE kEssEL, M. d.
Feb. 6, 1896.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25

Mrs. Dix-Who did it?
Mrs. Hicks-Both of us-I in closet,
be under the bcd.-N. Y. World.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-02-25
His Secret.

WoLF Won Sc11ERBRASp.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22

Bryan 10 now thinking. He did nothing
but talk for three uonths--Nsw Orleans
Item.
II seems like old times to meet again
the dear. familiar face Of the Cuban Ques-
ton at close Quarters--Chicago Record.
Even the skate factories are increasing
their output They no longer feel that
they are upon thin e.-Phiiadeiphia
Record.
The election OF Mckinley does not imply
that q man must be nominated AT St.
Louis to obtain the presidency.-Kansas
City Star.
Notwithstanding his conservative tor
eign policy, President Cleveland has or
dered an attack upon turkey November
26.-Syracuse Post
The voters of the country seem to have
divided themselves into two classes on
Tuesday. Those who fused and those who
rsfused.-owensboro Inquirer.
Senator Danlel says that "there Is no
reason why any good Democrat snou.d be
cast down." But .ots Of them have been
just the same.--Boston Traveller.
While the wheels OF industry are begin
ming TO revolvs AL over the country the
wheels under young Mr.. Bryan's hat are
not ~ . standstil--Portiand Telegram
For sale-A Popocratic crown OF mar
tyrdom. in excellent condition: was worn
for barely three months Apply to w. p.
St John. Banker, n. y.-Philadelphia
Press.
The New York women who have short
ened their skirts have done wellt but they
have started at the wrong end They
should FIRST retrench their hats.-Philadei-
pia1a Record.
The newspaper that doesn't feel quite
right can always be distinguished by the
whining IL does al the heels OF It's sue
cessful and comfortable contemporaries
Washington Post
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22

Tia s,pokesnsr- Review, Of Spokane
wnsch = she lesx1.nE PoruEsse news
pazsr o. Eastern Washington. has . re
csns eds.p~.al &c ne saasess Of tree passes
To lexxArcrs, wasch naakee interesting
reaEsnx In the isgn az some o. the oe-
vesopmenss o. the recent campaign Iae
article winds UP a. follows:
For seven years legislators have taken
the most solemn obligation 20 urnosd ne
constitution. orfy 10 vsol2te taesr oa-h %
taking and riding upon tree passes 1ne
people have grown weary o. tbs abuse
and VIII tolerate II no longer Pubic ser
tznect wa rot stand = The voters VIII
DO h5neer honor men BY s-ectfon TO the
legislature who are Incapable OF grasp-ag
tas moral questions involved u this evil
The Popul.stic conscience mzss have
been considerably awakened on this sub
5ec< n the sight interval which has
elapsed since the election 1t was during
tina current month that the people elected
TO high Office two candidates On the Pcpu-
nstsc ticket. both stra-ght-out Popu.ssSs.
by the way, who as members os the legis-
latu-e took passes, used them and
charged the state mileage. Both puossely
admitted the tact. yet n is cr.re certain
that neither one los. the vote 81 q single
Fopulist BY reason OF IT.
The sDokssman-Review SHOULD not 90
severely arre.gn the govs-no--eaect and
the prospective Popuhst speaker Of the
mex, house of representatives. 1t is cal
cu1arsd 10 STR Up trouble II the family.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22

.. c. Garrett On the matter OF the Associ-
ateo Charstiea. Mr. Garrett who has
been identified with this very worthy
movement from its beginning. 10 naturally
competent 10 speak with authority and
from q fun knowledge OF all the facts
In the casa While times are hard. most
people VIII agree with him that = great
deal or very necessary charitable work
may be done without any very large out
lay. and Mr.. CARROTS suggestions viii b
very carefully weighed by all those who
by the bureau, which has had to discon-
time Its work because OF lack OF sup
port
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22
A NEW Profession.

Tae New York leg 1s.aezrs has ~ a re-
nsai eaae;zaonI o-osgAz 4ato noscs arc
oEAesA. roeosnitioa 8 asss a. professional
ssasF at onoc important ana eonpA-s-
sve,y nSS. and des~lue9 soan "a bseosu.
aoses~AvY factor IN sae financial word
'-Sass ~ tie proess<sez q s.p,se,,ls ases,s,-
asscs." wasea the Naw xz.rsk ser4szss,,rs s,as
e'sasa@eEed 4 sufficient importance 10 rvg-
u-~se - stassats and s.a su . measure OF
fo9ssag wtla osas- professions.
IAs New XorE law g-ers4es thas a board
q examiners sgssssuoea by the rsxaass Q.
kAe Is-sveTs-sy IS New yarx sSssE aasv s1-
sFzsrss. Sr'N8sr ser.eE rules ard regulations.
- SSas%ie&nss . n-@caes "a ps.sgse az
esasnsasss n New York ssn&s IL res,nr,
a. her SSo~&l &a9 kszs.nsss csaGaeassoas
sne csvrrioEsrs- Ts&s. exA~n arlv -soan-
Ensn6ss by sAe ss&-s.. re aaaaes5< sAsll
receive sroza Ire rsxaass a. IN. s,-.,-a-ss-v
serss.csss eus,ses-aS szaxn 70 v-acacs as
a raesse sesa9neazt re rersa1s az as,
smgUws-vd 10 r~xaae. sa~ sar~-s.ns
saxsse. any szEeA ee-xsa-aas. ssss- w-.,-
xer ne1see 70 nc Aos&e~ shers,t ~ /.
As&-snr sae-~ea-~
BY sAAs ssasnrS fe> gsaa1sies -s.4hsse A.
eeastRrss IS gsven gnsas4 r-ot.S-
ssenal STAINS. a.=zsskr &C IA. C. 1so.->..@
rAyxse.aa or ar sssesnzT a. a@sr. LIE a
consulted m 81 sxssers "A &essazss. p-s.
c.sesy ss 80 zzawDey u eazss1zss 81 a.
exrer< CT Ian.
Il tAas ccEntry ~ nxazv yrz-~ scess.,ss.
snsx ass been ccstcEnswd ~ ssse'le sxeansa-
.@ca wssA scckke-~asrg. i s@s ssee= seskes
u2on - trade. rssu--ax Stsls r-crs war
= kzowa~cx~ az s~sckKsersrg $50 Sc-rs
esssxr.<ss w.rs ssures -Gs ~es& -
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22
POLITICS IN rHE SCHOOLS.


TIE superintendent o. schools for Clsve-
isn1. O.. hsdnsges IN some ssrsctures on the
Politician N the Public Schools in the
June Atlantis. which. z true. are suf-
ncssn,ly startling. lie says In . large
proportion Of se~ns. counties ana ci,sss
The superintendent N supe-fnssncen.
Only In mama Appointments are made.
promotions secured removals effected. On
the basis az political auction" the tn
ev1ssole consequences 81 incompetence Il
the school room Is spiritual death 10 the
caAorens the twarfag OF al noble rur-
poses. the p&rssyxsne Of al high effort.
the destruction OF al elevated nesls. the
gradual ohsiss-a.son OF al that makes LIE
worth living Hero6 killed the innoceats.
as he doubtless thought. 70 protect his
throne. The modern politician murders
the children for mere gain
Mr.. Jones IL enabled TO say these things
publicly because the system which he
complains ahoa; does not exiss In his city.
he Is given extraordinary powers OF CON
troll. and held responsible for the conse-
ouences. and can therefore AFFORD to defy
the poltticsans. Blu, We doubt whether the
case Is as bad as he paints t. Murder Is
harsh word. and Nj. Jones does net
mean 70 have II taken literally. We very
much doubt whether the influence OF an
Incompetent teacher Is quite as bad as
he depicts II il bad enough. however.
There are teachers whose sole aim in the
training OF their pupils is to make the best
superficial showing for examination. not
TO secure the best educational, or even
moral. results for the children. The man
who is instrumental n foisting euch q
person o. the public schools u certainly
guilty OF grave ofIense-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22

4 great sea- % sPAoe .. being osve.... -,
N@Va9as newspaper 20 srseu1arso-x ss -
ne MAKEUP 90 the rex. cShlns+ 90
s''ecala 'sans are 6esi2ss3y unp-oa,sr,,s s.
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fasrs Information 70 kas5s tas- .asn -
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a. al co7vevssnt wsth psast-s, x-ss-~
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wfsat rasn vi - eai.es by A.. NcEs-sev
s-te as eaA.as. oss guess Ia as r,ae as
ancsssr e. lie present tire. ss- = al
rreeaa.nsx there has NJ We. hsen = 81
Eie position definitely disposed cr n tns
rsalne q tas gentleman who ~fu Ga he
n<se-'.4nz
II s1a - TAtAe- more tan rAree zths
ssscTs sae -er- aressse-t sakes cssue A
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-11-22
TIE Observation-Disclosures SUNDAY NOVEMBER


cr~as a. rr-n worrying fog the iass three
years
The rrcudess football nan = he who
has the longest hair ard sns biggest and
most m.ssAaren trousers.
TAose who think poras.ses VIII work FOR
nothing should walt until they present
their bills n tas legislature.
Fer osFscers 20 run civilians through and
De praised for L seems 10 oe the uniform
rule IN Germany nowadays.
Illinois Republicans looked 70 Cock
county and AFTER they had heard from
Cock they sad ''well DONE
When ali ne lumber mil start up On
rsse Sound the frs VIII again oegin their
s.xhing: Just tel chem that You saw
me"
I. - only a presidential, election that
would have cccss.onec such q scarcity of
jokes about Thanksgiving. the sultan and
Turkey.
Far once In their lives the people o. IIii-
rols VIII gladly follow Ai1gei9s advice
They viii indulge in THANKSGIVING next
Thursday.
The insurgents have offered reward for
Weyier's head. Spain ought TO recall him.
for ss can never win with q man VINO Is
likely 70 lose his head
Bryan spoke about one million words
during his campaign and every word must
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