New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-21
THE T4Lk or THE DAY.

There is prudence and regard for rosterity in
providing and setting M ones graVestone before
is dead. bat the experience OF NJ Isaac Cham
berlain OF Hartford. Conn. Will hardly tend to
make the practice popular The monument bear
ms with his name the record IF his birth and vir-
tues hardly set in its place before he was
struck by railway train and killed. In fact. only
few minutes ella sed between the TWO occur
rences suggesting Fermentation I'm the arrange
ment though other testimony Of II appears.
His forethought creditab.e to him. as there Is
no reason TO doubt that he inspired wiki the
idea of lifting the burden OF his posthumous com
memoraton from his surviving relatives. But the
way II turned out will hardly invite imitation OF
the practice 1t is well after ALL to remit this duty
10 posterity. though is consderate to leave he
money TO pay for IT, taking the chance OF is being
spent in other ways. sometimes happens.
No Undignihed IIaste.-"Your Honor" said the
policeman. dis fely an half dozen odders was
'Scuse me, Judge" Mr. Dismal Dawson took
occasion to say. but while it is fact tina, We
was crcuatin the all right dey wasn't the
least idee of rushin' 1t At any time -undianapohs
Journal
The following communication has Just been sent
TO this Office by a Western newspaper man.
Gentlemen: Please discontinue s.ndlng the bun;
die of "Tribs' to this Office am busted knocked
out, and all ready 10 De sold out oora%oo1 ana mo
cabbage. pumpkins and promises have proven ~.
adequate to pay help. insurance ana rent, VIZ
does her own homework. washing Included; ana sna
I've been sticking type washing rollers. rInnns
press and grinding ont fifteen or twenty COLUMNS
OF stun week besides taking fu charge OF srs
profanity department; but rs no GO Many yeH, 70
ago | worked on The Tribune. hut came Mes' 70
do the growing up act that Horace Gresey aS
vised I've grown some. and am SUN srVdixs
Yours flying distress signals
A correspondent Of THE Boston Herald" SAYS that
a Catholic revival Is in progress all over Mexico.
And he adds that there has recently been ma"
revival of bull-fghtng "A young cao'Heio' II"
SAYS. "a fine lad exemplarily Soous' mem u. A..
some church society for gody youth 'ha' l'"oe,
vout in his morning attendance al '""'' w. -.
coon 2, Tacubaya on SUNDAY afternoons trans'Ol",u
INFO possessed person Shouting NnP''P. -
at hunglng picadors or banderiheros' anu na -
Of himself a spectacle for gods ana men suon -
the power OF la ahclon,' or the liking 10 e"'"a .n
vonng and old Rull-hghtng was stopper mere 49,"
suver falling desperately low, 1t was touhn he'ess
., ge, moro revenue 10 pay the interest on Inv
runic,nal debt due in god in London NO easier wy
:, Is,,g money has been found tnan In licens-
-, ,t I,ys Hence the revival OF the old baroarow
n,, ,nagnidcent and enthrallng sport OF the Csr
haginians
A WATSONIAN MARBLE.
Came list to the lay will Hit you to-day
And likewise tonight and tomorrow
And the day after that you VIII sun nhl ME P"'
With my mingled rejoicing and sorrow ,
ON the grave situation that puzzles tne NATION
will lecture with language most iree'
I'm ready TO rush on TO any DISCUSSION
But my favorte topic is Me
will lump at the chance for a word on nnance'
An on hand discourse economic ..u-.u.
In a rage will fall on the street yciept "ah'
And I sometimes indulge In the comic
will VOW that the Eagle from tyranny reso'
BY patriots rescued must be- ,
need no rehearsal on themes UNIVERSAL
bu' my iaVof''e 'oP'' -(washington stas.
Pulaski. Mo- possesses Populist with 49,
Ave feet long. who must be a much better w ~.
sentative Of the principles Of the party Una" IA
beardless Watson or the moderately nus'a'"s
Sewan II they were both dropped oVeroo'' .,na,
the Pulaski man boosted upon the S,s
the canvas would be more picturesque IN ne
wind hut would come TO the same result Nv
amount OF hair on either end OF the coun'enam ~,
Of either candidate being equal TO us res0u IA
case generally invites a paraphrase OF INC W.
rhyme: 49,,
Three colonies in three distant regions DOT"
Did Georgia Maine and pulaski auoih.,
The first In energy and wind surpasseu ,,.A
In amplitude the second and IN hair VIZ '""~
The force sof nature could no further -
70 beard the one she shaved the other '"~