Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-07-16

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for all time.
"A feminine enemy is often bad one
An angry woman will not hesitate to de-
spoil herself it she can avenge her in
juries. Not SO, however, with Madam
the-OWner-of-the-Lo
She cut through street ON her own
property, thereby greatly increasing it's
value, but she left two feet of her own
land on her neighbours side of the street.
lie may not SO much as step on il with
out her permission, certainly not erect
houses whose tenants may pass over it.
Now, with cOntented mind, again at
peace with all the world, she sits down
happily to live upon the money from
her property that she has sold.
And the man!!!'-New York Times.
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There have been several marriages of
late between college professors and stu
dents. In some instances professors have
married pupils. The principal of a New
YORK school is to marry teacher.
Rryn Mawr has not been exempt from
this influence Of the tender god. and
lately two graduates of SWarthmore
were united in wedlock-going to SHOW
that co-education is not failure The
recent fate of a college girl, who killed
herself because she could find no one
to love her i'll the romantic way she de-
sired, has led someone to make a sugges-
ton that a chair of Irritation should be
adopted in women's colleges. The partic-
uar girl in question was too busy study
ing when her cheeks were yet bloom
ing and her eyes yet bright to think of
love, and later she found herself utterly
without the ability to charm men. There
are many other women at the present
day who are putting all their young en-
orgies into the race for fame. and who
will discover, when they arrive at the
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elor's 10th year that like him, they
yearn for the joys Of domesticity. for the
quiet and peace of home, and they will
find themselves devoid of the charms
that win husband. 1t is fer the benefit
Of such women that this new college
course Of coquetry is proposed. 1t is
understood, of course that this new
of co-educa tional institutons.-Phi
pha Times.
Its mighty queer" said Uncle Josiah,
tibet women should set such store by
mems clothes that they has to carry their
copyin' of 'em right into church.. Land
sakes!' exclaimed Aunt Hannah: 'they
church do they, JOSIAH" No. replied
Uncle Josiah, ''but they wear other
things. Here's a long article about wom-
ems vested choirs, an s'pose the bloom
ers II follow the vests. '-Chicago Post.
We still talk about laying up some
thing for rainy day, and yet it is the
pleasant days that take the most money
out of us.-Boston Transcript.
A capital story is told by a wel-known
bishop concerning the squire of a parish
of which he was formerly vicar.
This gentleman had rooted objection
to his pew being invaded, and upon one
occasion, at the conclusion of a service,
he came to the vicar with a bitter COM
plant against a stranger who, unlimited,
had ventured to intrude into the pew,
which was large, old-fashioned, square
structure, capable of holding nine-they
two, the squire and the intruding visitor
being the only occupants.
81 would not" added the squire, dis
turb divine service by putting him out
with propriety was to sit on his hat
Philadelphia American.
Pop" said Willie, whats. a gold
bug?' ''That, my son, is what they
call the men who want gold money
''And | suppose silyerbug is man who
wants silver money! That's it exact
feller. and I'm satisfied with being a
nickelbug. Gimme one, will you? -Har-
per's Bazaar.
At Newport and Saratoga this season
4 fad in equipages imported from Paris
is to have everything white-snow white
harness glittering with silver. The Paris
the rig in which she saw the young
Duchess de Brissac driving in the Bots:
''She was driving Il white lacquered
phaeton drawn by two superb chestnuts,
caparsoned with white and silver. She
herself was clad in white pique and wore
a sailor hat of white glaze encircled by
broad white MORE ribbon, fastened
on the left side by Il silver tieur de lis.
She looked veritable dream of spring.
and youth. and loneliness, and did ones
heart good to look at. and beside her, in
the phaeton, sat bolt upright a .Laver-
ack' pointer dog, which is supposed to
be almost unique in point of beauty and
value.
The teacher of large Sunday school
class of poor children was particularly
anxious that everyone of them should be
present at the last session before the
summer vacation. He especially urged
upon them to let nothing but actual ne
cessity keep them at home The day
after the closing service he met one of
his scholars on the street and said stern.
": 'Why We're you not at Sunday school,
yesterday. Iennie?' After twisting III
her hands for some moments obviously
clean apology for an apron Jennie an-
swered. with downcast eyes: Because
my hat was so dirty. sir. What of
that?' said the teacher. still more seri-
ously. Don't you know that God does
not care for outward appearances? He
looks to that which is of infinitely more
Importance .Tennie-that which is with
i'm "Yes. sir" said the little maid sub
missively. ''but." she added, feeling that
she had the right of the matter. after all.