New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The town OF South No7walk, Conn. is agi;a,'d
over the question wh,.hsr pupils In tae schooS
should wear rubber boots.
Lifted and Dropped.-".And are you really ne
gentleman VINO writes those funny things for the
morning paper" asked the ingenious girl. 1
II am" admitted the humorist, with as muc4
rnodosty as ne could command $50 n
There is one thing would Ike TO know. What
makes YOU nut the name OF some other paper aite4
the very funniest ones?'-,Cincnnau Enquirer
There was shower OF small perch In Decatur I
Ill. the other day. Some ci the streets were cow
cred with them.
Ayerse 10 Notoriety-Sox-DA you hear aooIl
Dolly Hustler shaping that masAe's jaws 'a'
Buskln|Yes also heard that she was very muA
ANNOYED bv the notorleiy she gained IN inc ahaIl,
she il. she positively forbade her press as.I
indianapolis Journal
The Westminster Gazette" says that 2SS o.
Surgeons sermons have been printed and Sold am
tina, the sum total OF the sales reaches nearly l@'
Ooc0. all average of about 5000 copies per sermon
MOTHER GOOSE on WHEELS
Sing song OF BICYCLES. a poke; full OF goo. 49,
Four-and-twcniy different kinds ana eacn 'a' ""
Each one with It's par;isans its eqlOgies 70 s,ns'
Every one the dalnt!est that ever bore Mss ,..,,
The king has left MS countlng-house anu "Ne'
spent his money; ..,.,ro h,sd
The maid has bought wheel, too. and le'' na
'Twoua take nimble blackblrd now to nip S o. ha
her nose
Mayor Plngree OF Detroit has come OUT 10 'a'~
OF uniform passenger rates on railroads In aN'~
TO the railway employees who are 10 hold ne.u-s 80
at Jackson. Mich, on Sunday, ne says ''.
should be a uniform rate per mile for tra'e, ~ .
State. whether the man who rides has =" NH.-
can spare or rot. The agent OF ->e"-i
porting house selling goods 10 Mlchgah me-. a ~.
pays two cents a mile because he has >" WIN
10 buy a LOO mile ticket The America" - -
whose wages have been cut down by the Sd" 80.
imported goods which the agent OF the '"p
house selle is compelled to pay three Genus ~ w.,
to attend the funeral of his mother WV
happen to live in another town. am OPP ,s.,,
making the distinction. Both should be plas..
an equal footing 1 ask for one no more nsa"
for the other"
Mrs White-How is your wife. MI o, ~ hs ner
brown (ponting TO where his wife SIS - '
room. at work on his coaDIShe emnsndng, Sun
Mrs White-Oh, l see; she Is me"
enough.-(Boston Transcript.
Prison visltor-My friend. you ought no. " ~, t,
plain; you are here to satisfy the de"""
tice .,s3,on
Prisoner-Not much / am: for months my e. -
ihiame
raised check they put me In the Jug
II | can see how you call that justice
The Literary Movement.-"So you nave
president In your Shakespeare CIuo, .,rv represnl
yes. our last president did not Is" Ter salads
us; she didn't like French dressing Oh "''
-(Chicago Record -.
The Point OF View.-First Blcycist-pu, -sr hin
that fellow on the crossing kick "heA
down? v,sn't III J
Second Blcyclist-Yes. Silly OF hin' ~, before
remember used to do the same tn'"e -
got wheel. ,,.~
Beyond His Depth.-"Mx me coeA, recent impo,'
thirsty customer. The BARTENDER, mart OF the civ
wbose nrevioms experience had been xSssfgs
cipally to dealing out beers ana s.,S In kr n'
went oui o, me ne t soca vigorously his tos y
"T'm sorry boss" ne said. but ca ca" w
cocktail. There Amt drop oil h0'
house. "-(Chicago Tribune. ..a
The Wheel Club. OF London, mas Ju'' has
with a membership OF 1000 men anu W., rounds 10
taken a lease OF a spacious house an. cycle
South Kensington. There are cohse' ,.ut ridns
houses. stabling for five horses oo" '.d By nus
school and cycling track oVer'"' nleasan'
and chestnut trees, when VIII - INSTRUCTORS
s"1 80 Zach noyices Within the NV, Ss.ss
s...eS an, tho kitchens will supply p'ea.
bathrooms. ana the h''e" ...o,abe rates
luncheons. dinners and teas at reasona0' i.
r,. investigators whose names appear rsy e x
newspapers in connection SSdi s ESH' sy
%sns nd are ri soG aas ssa, they Ss
foreign story that not Sns
psa4 s Ss' Ssvs had bullet in ny u
bu, hone YOU will be able to come case is wcnss
locate the bullet as g." come yourself ssn ssr 40
apparatus and VIII gel Here is the local ms I'm.
pis peaP SIR Very sorry c ssna my ~
visit you, will be aecw,e,snd yourself ssri -
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