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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
Talks to New york Reporters.


NEW YORK, Sept. Ga special des-
patch to the Herald from Danvers,
Mass, says: "The Right Hon. Jos.
Chamberlain was seen this afternoon
at the residence of former Secretary
VIM. G. Endicott of this town. He was
told that a cablegram has been received
saying that his criticism of Healy was
being quoted in England with ridicule.
That's nonsense" he replied. THE
English are not that sort of people.
The only thing 1 said of Mr.. Healy was
that he is the ablest Irishman Of the
day. This l repeat. 1t is not ques-
ton worthy discussion, but a simple
fact. 1t is foolish to deny mans
ability because you do not agree with
him. Mr.. Healy is no friend OF mine
nor of the Government. l disagree
with him on almost every point, but
yet l believe him very able man.
1t is useless for the English people to
deny it and compare such men as Mr..
Dillon with him"
Are you going to visit Secretary
Olney?" / asked. 81 am not"
Are you going to Canada?" No, |
am not l have had an invitation to
go to Toronto and visit the Exhibition
there but | have personal reasons for
wishing to remain here during my
short stay in this country. / shall go
directly back to England"
What of the Pacific cable?" Well,
there's been very little done about that.
A small committee has been appointed,
who will renOrt at a future session. 1t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
BRYAN Over-Confident.

LONDON, Sept 6.-The Chronicle
publishes a dispatch from Milwaukee
containing an interview with Mr.. Bry-
an, in which he says:
Il feel certain of carrying New York
state, and l have never had a doubt
about my own state"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17

THE SINGER received 81 first awards
for sewing machines and embroidery
work at the Worlds Fair, Chicago, ILL.,,
being the largest number of awards OBJ
tanned by any exhibitor, and more than
double the number given to all other
sewing machines. For sale, lease and
rent Repairing done. B. BERGER
SEN, 113 Bethel street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17

and General Buckner represents the
blue blood element, very fine man
in every respect. The only wisdom l
can see that the bolting Democrats
have exercised in their efforts to build
up McKinley's strength, is in selecting
two persons to lead forlorn hope who,
in the providence of God, cannot eX-
pect any future or present political
preferment, or the qualifications of
their ambitions"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
Not satisfactory to All.

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 6.-The
conference committee of democrats
and populists, appointed to agree upon
a plan of fusion for congressional no
minees, finished it's labors tonight.
The following nominees were in
dorsed: First District, Cutler (dem) /;
second, Devries (dem); third, English
(dem.); fourth, Mcguire (demD; fifth,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
VERMONT ELECTION.
Republican Plurality of More Than
ThIrty-nine Thousand.

WHITE RIVER JUNCTION, VT,
Sept. 2.-Revised returns of yester-
days election from the fourteen coun-
ties of the state give Josiah Grout,
Rep, so, 3,076, and Jackson 1888, Re
publican plurality of 1908.
The Democrats have elected seven
representatives in the legislature.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17

G. R. Harrison, Practical Piano and
Organ Maker and Tuner, can furnish
best factory references. Orders left at
the Hawaiian News Co. will receive
prompt attention. All work guaranteed
to be the same as done in factory.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
Senator voorhees, Failing.

TERRE HAUTE, Sept. 6.-Senator
Voorhees, is very i'll. and is failing so
rapidly that his friends fear he will
be unable to take part in the cam
paign.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17

All kinds of SECOND HAND FURNI-
TURE sold cheap for cash at the x L,
corner Nuuanu and King streets.
If you want to sell out your furniture
in it's entirety, or for bargains, call at
the 1 x L, corner Nuuanu and King
afrpRfa
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
SPECIAL BUSINESS ITEMS.

]. T. Lund, GIT Fort street, opposite
Club Stables, makes Brass Signs to
order. Nickel Plating a Speciality. BIZ
cycles repaired and for sale.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17

INDIANAPOLIS, Sept 3.-John NJ.
Palmer of Illinois and Simon Bolivar
Buckner of Kentucky, two white-haired
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17

City Carriage Company have removed
to the corner Of Fort and Merchant SITS.
Telephone No. 113. First-class carri-
ages at all hours. JOHN S. ANDRADE.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
E. B. Kline pop0; Sixth, Barlow

=. B. klnne (pOpD; S1Xth, BARLOW
(pop); seventh, Cutler popD.
Monteith, the populist nominee of
the first district; McGlashan, populist
of the second; Kelly, democrat of the
fifth, and Maddox, democrat of the
seventh, will not accept the verdict of
the committee and will be Independent
candidates.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-09-17
GOLD BUGS BUZZ
AMONG DEMOCRATS.
Palmer of Illinois and Buckner
Of Kentucky Named.
GROVER THOUGHT HE WOULDN'T.

New Ticket viii Strengthen McKinley-Bryan
Is Over -confident-SenaterV Voorhees, Dying.
Republicans Did Well in Vermont-A
Preacher Gives His Opinion on Politics.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-05-06

-BoIaps Rdlte. Gin Norbs
pol Sori6er eradblt Bel Slid BON
feinen grlebnihen: rMn biefem punt%
te lugen mir atpan3ig Sage feit unb
an iebem Sage batten mir breibtg
Grab 5roit." Dame: Oa baben
sic alio fehsbunbert 9rab &Glte aus<
gebalten!
Snbe berhDberenSD9ter=
i9ule. r&0nnen sic mir 5agen,
Srdulein gua, tparum bic Gegenben
i'm boben Norben tpeniser beb0ltert
iinb, als bic fiibli9en @esenbena" -
rWeil - tpeil - neil es bort teine
St0rde sibt!"
8ef9eiben. Sic: sd be-
sreife nidt. ipie Du 10 leibenidaftli9
benz Scatfpiele naaseben fannit!" -
gr: !, Ou lieber @ott, es bleibt mir ia
bic einsise MDslidteit, au9 einmlal
bic @orbanb gu haben!"
- @tdrtfe probe. Doctor
gum patienten): SITS NIT Sbrer
SdlaflOiisteit pirflih 10 fdlimm91
- patient: rllnb ob! Sd ging geitern
aus 0eraneiflung in cine premiere,
unb niht einmal ba fonnte i9 1hla<
FEM"
-M m 28ter. Stubent Gdlaud3
(au ieinem gommilitonen i'm bi9ten
@ebrGnge): rDu Siiffli1, pab auf,
ipenn bier elmer Elm berbliifftes @eii1t
ma6t. it's Elm Sai9enbieb. Der mein
portemonnaie ertpif6t bat!"
@orfi9tis. 9ausberr
Grant 5u Bett liegenb): r9olen sic
mir NAL Elm @las Bier briiben aus ber
Gneipe, Hoia, Der Mr3t bats mir er<
laubt!" Dienitrndb9en: .8ranAe
i6 bic sndbise Grau nibt gu fraeeng~
8osbaft. Natbanfpbn
.5aite seleien. 8sitel2 Gin prddtiaer
5dimmels0iereraug ion burdgeganz
gen fein nit benz Morib @olbfein!.
@eitel Stern: 81 ia! Mirb fein ber<
brudt Der @olbftein tptrb burhqes
gangen fein nit be G9immel!"
Nnr Deutih Bsrliner:
Na, fdgtn sic mid eenmdl, meiu iutes
ites 3err1en, mo man bei Gie cen III.
tes FOpp9n Bier baben fdnni
@hpdbiiher Nduer: Dees beritobt
tci @du. NOS Sic 30 {hmdtet ot.
f9peigt unb iiberbdupt, ipsnn 81 81
etuf fr6sa ptnt. Nc i@Ddt se
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-05-06
1es Semfels Madte.

Der Seetpttb Eeufel in g. bate
etn famoies SD9ter9en. 1iibIh,
jung, reid. &ein Wunber bab iid]
adblreide getperber einfanben. War
audi 10 man6er Rursat barunter.
Nber Der alte Geetpirtb mar Elm Didz
fddbel, unb fein anberer iont's Mes
ferl tntesen. ais elmer bon feineselet>
6en.
Oa mar au1 unter ben Sommers
friiAlern Elm faber &erl, Elm Gerr
S9reili9. Der, tpo es nur angling, iei=
men 9elbentenor ertDnen lieb. Der
bate es sana beIonbers abse1eben
auf's Reierl. llnb ba lieb er ii9's
ntdt bepbrieBen, einise eletbseitimn,te
Seelen 10 ipeit fir ben eblen Gefang
gu beseiftern, baB lie unter ietner 2ei=
tung einen Gbor elm itubirten, um BET
paiIenber 9elegenbeit benz bolbeu
Mirtbst06terlein elm StGnb9en 5,i
brinsen. Dies bate Seufel erfdbren,
unb ba er ii9 bur9's GrobIein bic
&unbi9aft perborben bdtte, per1u1te
er's auf snbepe Wetfe, bic @ef9i9te
unmOsli9 gu MAIDEN.
Gs mar an etnen tpunberbdren
Moreen, bic i9Dnite Naturitimmung
rinssum unb Der 9efangberein mit<
ten barunter, auf benz Mege gum
Seetpirtbsbaus. Oort malerilde
Gruppirung I'm ben Dirigenten, ein
leifes GrtOnen bes M=pfeiferls unb iie
leeten los. Mbep tpeit finb lie ni9t ge=
fommen, fiir9terlia nieienb unb pru>
itenb muBten fie ben 9efans unterbre,
den, unb INNER tpieber ging's 9a5i!
unb 9aoo! @s bat nidts eeniibt, bic
8lamage mar einmal ba, unb 10 muBz
ten iie, @rimm unb Gram i'm 9eraen,
ipteber ub3ieben, mitfammt benz 9errn
S6reilih. llnb bic Referl Fat sela9t
unb Der Seufel aud, bab ibm fein
Streib 10 gut gelungen mar.
llnb Mbenbs bat ben 9ansl, Der
Gtallfne9t, bic boppelte portion Bee
tommen, tpeil er bic pfefferbiidie bonn
8obenfenfter 10 gut aussei4iittet bat,
grab iiber bic Sdnser.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-05-06

iiberan. Dabei erfubren fie bdnn In.
groBen 3iisen, mas porsefalen ipar.
.Sa,1 fagte Der Wirtb, rbann tpirb
bas Gn1en ni1t piel niiben, i'm @afs
fengetpirr nm ben 9dfen briiben binz
terldBt cine grisftdf9e feline @pur
unb RaFenfdetne erit reht nidt."
Rarl Gspn mar febr bleih geipprs
ben. Sbm mar tus Weinen ndbe.
@onnige Mabrbeit, fpnnises Gliid!
8urt leste ibm trDitenb ben Nrm
nm ben Naden.
rGab gut fetn, mein Sungden,
2ebrselb miiHen mir Mlle einmal be-
5dblen, 5un1dl tpenn mir romanti11
iinb. Mie fast bod Der MltmeiIter:
rOie italienii6enMd baben tire
Gisentbiimli9teiten.
rSpotte nibt, Du tbuft mir fpeb!.
ltnb na9 elmer pauie fiiste er binau:
SAB mir meinen 11onen @lauben.
Mu9 in einem sefegneten 2anbe tDnz
men ni9t ale Sriidte @olboransen
iein,"
Der Sreunb 5udte bic Mdieln, aber
ct fhtpieg. 2eiie nur iummte er por
fi9 bin:
nWnn bic Griidte, bic berbftliden,
f9peIlen,
M4 pte tpeit, a9, tpie bin i9 setrennt!
Damn abe, bu 8liitbe Der WelIen,
Damn abe. bu mein f4Dnes Sorrent!"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-05-06

= Our6 bic glume. sSreier:
n2ahen Sic mid bod audi einmol bic
Photographic bon Der porrdtbigen
partie feben." = 5eiratbsbermittler:
n0ie ipirb nidts fir Sic iein, bic iit
nur fir gana 3ur3iidtise.4
-Mllesnoll. Muf einem 8abn=
bofe min Elm 5iemlib ansebeitsrter
9err in einen Wasen iteisen. Darin
iibenber 9err: rSier fDnnen Sic nidt
einiteiaen. 9llles poGl!" = .Bitte
redt iebr, sic bielleidt9 Sd nod
lange niht!"
8eim 5eiratbsber=
m itt1er. Suneer Mann: rWiKen
Sic bielleiht cine Dame fir mid, bic
bibfd, jung, reid unb sebilbet iIt?"-
9eiratbspermtttler: rMber, better Serr,
aus ben Gisenidaften made id ia bier
partieen!"
gosbaft. Srdul.in: rGie
iinb beute gar niht 10 bosbaft, 1err
Doctor; lonit niHen sic bod inlmer
bic gan3e 9efeuidaft gu drgern!" -
6err: .Warten Sic nur ab, t6 iperh
sic glei9 aufforbern, ein 2ieb9en gu
fingen!"
Rategorifh.. 0lann
(beim Mittaseifen gu ieiner Jrau):
Oas Tag i9 Dir, emma, tpenn Define
aDhin nod einmdl 3tpiebeln unter BIZ
serDfteten Rarfoffeln tbut, ~ laffe id
mid bon Oir fdeiben!
RinbIibe Mnfidt. 0u=
ter: .Bas beulF benn fo, Shorfhl2A
Gobn (eines Steuerinfpeetors).
.Weilft not in 9immel fontmen fonnii
Water!" Batter: rMarunl benn
n1t, hummer Bub21 5obn: nWeips
oben feline Gteuern gibt.S
Mus BEN Rafernenbof
llnterofficier: uG9ul3e, Id CLAUDE,
sic finb niht einnlnl peitldufig Mi
BET Ganilie gsrtbolb GGpar3 btr,
ipdnbt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-05-06
6 dIehte gntfnuIbi<

GdIe9te gntf1urbi<
gung. Gin junger Maler, Der bic
9oGter feiner 2ogistpirtbin portrdtirt
NIB Elm rNid1en" Der Mutter benuBt,
nm Der iungen G1Dnen elm paar Ruf5e
5n geben, tpirb pon Der aur unseit er=
tDdhenben Mutter unterbrohen. -
So aber 9err Garbig - mas md=
den sic benn bag! Nur Stubium,
Derebrte Grau! Sd fonnte bier auf
bem 8ilbe bte Munbpurtie nfmmer
re&t treffen, ba mnBt ids 70 MAIDEN!
Wie's gemaht ntrS.
Rdnftr: sd n09te germ Elm pdar
8il5f4uhe fiir cine innge Dame faus
IN. Gambler: ~Dn fdnn ih Sbnen
6iffe bier fe6r empfsbIen. fpenn Gie
6aS 6tr5 btr jiin9en Dame nod nid5t
6eIite, bdnlft f0nneR Gie ii& be,
s inlmia aIsi8snl
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-05-06
@pru4.

g prun
Oie ii9 ftets nit pldnen tragen,
9enen niemals folst Die Sbat,
@lei6en baaridarf einem Wagen,
Dem nur @ines feblt, = bas Nab.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14
Let us Pray.
JAwN.

Thn kall4,...iao -f,nra n -lata -iSsua of the
parenhpta4 IDdax~ raaE be- -lookad- upon
by many ms a rather severe indictment
of the character referred to. while
others will say it "about fits the bill":
I'VE are informed that +. f. Pass
more is inflicting himself on the people
of Rifle. We ought to pray that some
influence may be brought to bear on
that people to the end that they may see
him In his true light. A monstrosity
without the least regard to truth or the
rights of others; parasite feeding on
the good that others have done-defam-
ing, meddiesOme fellow, busybOdy in
other mems matters; unworthy of the
respect or confidence of a Christian
gentleman, much less Christian lady;
prying into other mems affairs, separa-
ting friends, creating hatred and dis
senslon in every community cursed by
his presence and lowering their respect
for God and humanity. Brethren of all
orders, pray that God may bring some
influence to bear on the good people at
Rifle and save them from the blighting
influence of this scab on Christian life,
character and home. Pray, brethern,
pray "
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

ine prod poal to kape tn thramps
o1T In ingen, an hod to shoe th'
Ic1 up Wild me new hat. Way got
omahaw Sunday marnin. an whin
1l'ed up tn tn chute th' mob that
SYN Tor me rushed out an thay all
10 shake hands, sayin "how dye
y. Blair.' SEIZURE it made me fale
= thlnck was SO wide an favor
IeHx.hown. l niver sid wan wourd,
pt takin tn cards. Sune wan iy
pa, Wave got th' bist salesmon
yard Says you're th' mon
|IH7ookin for" an signed me name
order an he give me a cigaroot
o"ed me Mrs. Hohan's risturant.
noight the lad came round an took
- 7 dog foight out be tn Sarpee Mill.
lu um tn muney to pay for tn
an whin we got down to tn pit
~ otg he.xin-h0llaxinsA sAAt Ai.~pAi&a -tns
Lwi6tschratch." Thin livery wan begin
TO lave. Says 1 10 tn lad, "What ales
thin p Saw he tu me, Its fake"
SO way wlnt back to South Omahaw,
an in tn marnin l wint over tn th'
yards. an siys tn mon on th' harse,
.Are ye Nh Blair ?'' "Yis," says 1,
"an' are yes th' bist salesmon in tn
yhards ?" Thin he begin tellin me how
he sold sum Gthol that wint to Chicago
an lost tin barrels of muney. thought
to mesilf, "a 9ate mon is that"
Purity chun, he cum round with a
Jew, an says be to me, "Oi've sarted
your eathol, AT foiud wan ind of thin
is too hwy an tn uther ind of thin is
too light; thayf too fat fur feeders an
too pOOre fur Eafe, an thay are too ould
fur sthockers ~ ooyoung fur sthillers.
Besoides tn blands on thin was hurtin
tn skin, whore there harms was all
scrhached up he the sage brusch." l
deadint no what th' divil to do, fur he
had throwed til IN all out but th' wan,
so says to hin, "Go on an do tn bist
We can" So hi sould tn wan fur tn
top of tn markt. an th' rist was called
tailins an sold in jack pot to tn three
Jews, an as tn 'furm failed befare got
me muney, l doant no whittier tn
marcket was heyer or loer or stidy to
trimblin. 1t hurst me to thinck the Rail
Rhode lost tn fraight fur tn new sistem
Of wayin th' kars is a CRATE thing far tn
cumpany, ArchB.
Oide WROTE more but I'm past think
In. Your afiictionate Bruther
JAwN.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14
REGULAR AGENTS COMMISSION
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This remedy never fails, even in the
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upon. When reduced with water 1t Ia
pleasant to take. For sale by Hay &
JoHantgen.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14
A GREAT CLUBBING OFFER.

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a complete POSTAL GUIDE contain
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The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14
Shipped to the Wrong Market.

Shipped to the Wrong Market.
The Omaha Telegram has run across
the original letter written by John Blair
to his brother Archie, in Wyoming, CIV
ing the formers experience with the
Omaha stock-yard sharps in recent
shipment. The Telegram prints the let
ter in the original text as follows:
OMAHAw, Neb. 3rd, 1895.
DEAR BRUTHER-Hould on thear !!
dye moind, doan't ship nawthin till YES
get this lether. Way lift Rock Springs
in tn marnin an got intu Cheyin on th'
follerin Chewsday. lay down be th'
round house to take a schleep while the
lads changed tn ingen, and divil th'
wourd did thay say but pulled out an
lift me. / barrewed mule from tn
mon ON th' dump an oyeralled thin
pullin intv sedney. Th' foirmon had
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

If it required all annual outlay of 500
to insure family against any serious
consequences from an attack of bowel
complaint during the year there are
many who would feel it their duty to
paw it; that they could not afford to risk
their lives. and those of their family for
such an amount. ANY one can get this
insurance for 25 cents, that being the
price of q bottle Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera aud Diarrhoea Remedy. In
almost every neighborhood some one
has died from an attact of bowel COM
plant before medicine could be pro-
cured or physician summoned. One
or two doses Of this remedy will cure
any ordinary case. 1t never fails. Can
you afford to take the risk for 80 small
an amountp For sale BY Hay & Jo-
Hantgen.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Ex-senator Platt regards his recent
fall upon slippery pavement AS vim
dication. He quotes scripture to prove
siippury pfuco n i,r- r-trua- cen7uwIcKed
man.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Congress knows there is less danger
at the polls. for its members, in resolu-
tions against foreign governments than
in domestic legislation.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

The information may or may not be
important, but one of the scientific
sharps in the employ of the government
says cannibals always cook their VIC
tins. Missionaries among the canni-
balls may now dismiss all fear of being
eaten raw.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND OFFICE AT

GLENwooD SPRINGS Colo. Feb. 81, 1896.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
N named settler has filed notice OF MS m
tcntion to make final proof in support or ms
the Commissioner of the U. 5. Circuit court, at
Steamboat Springs, Colo, on April s, 1885, Mt
Joseph Is. Johnston, of Axial, Colo. on his
HID App. No. G34. for the Sc y Sec. ii, Up. u
N. II. vi W. 9Th =. NJ. -
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cultivation
Of. snid land, viz: ,,,, =,
Thomas II. Hamilton and Thomas WISE o.
Carnrike of Axial, Colo: ,.
f24-.4 j. b. PHIIiPPi, hcSister.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Mr.. Syndicate Morgan wants to be.
come an honorary member of the Drum
mers' National association, which be
has presented with big check. Look
out, boys, or Morgan will get you in q
corner.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Preacher Dixon, of New York, didn't
mince words when he said that mem
bers of the coal trust would be murder
ers, for money, if they added 40 cents a
ton to the price of coal.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

An unfortunate thing about all the
political parties is that none of them
ever Intentionally nominate their best
and broadest minded men for president
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

DR.. Lyman Abbott, Henry Ward
Beecher's successor in Plymouth
church. has announced his belief in
the evolution theory. of the creation Of
the world,
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

The baseball king is now brushing the
dust off his crown, and working the
newspapers for free advance notices.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

We cannot expect to monopOlize the
the talk on the Cuban question; the
Spanlards are also interested in it.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

There are lots of people who agree
with ex- President Harrison in thinking
that honeymooning is several points
more ENJOYABLE than political campaign
ing.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Spain can't talk too cocky for those on
this side who are anxious for scrap
with somebody.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Subscribe for The HERALD and le
your friends in the east know some
thing Of the country you are living in
by sending 1t to them.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

Reading the Salvation Army muss
one is apt to be in doubt whether it is
the Deity or the Booths who is worship
ped BY the salvatiOnists.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

The head of the G. A. Il. is reported
to be pulling wires for Mckinley g nomi-
tion.
The Meeker herald., 1896-03-14

The Italians in New York are pro
0ressing.. One of them used shotgun
instead OF . stiletto. upon his rival for .
girls love.