Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-11-25
dtjauside Gatherinas.

IS 10 CneaC ones sell.
s6r The rich are rich because the
poor are industrious.
s6S An ounce of encouragement is
worth a pound of faultfnding.
s@ The Japanese, up to 1856, were
vaccinated on the tip of the nose.
pdr The biggest coward in all the
earth is the man who is afraid to do
right.
s6- The reproaches of enemies should
quicken us to duty, and not keep us
from it.
p@- Cats are said to be musical be-
cause their insides are composed most
ly of fddlestring."
p6 He who does his best, however
little, is always to be distinguished from
him who does nothing.
p4- Suppose everybody should stay
away from church as much as you do,
what would be the result?
p6r Charcoal is very highly relished
by fowls, both young and old. Always
Keep supply ooioio ono"'
r@- Look ever on the bright side,
which is the heaven side of life. This
is far better than medicine.
B8. Two states of the Union-Wyo-
ming and Nevada-have less than one
inhabitant to the square mile.
H@. There are many more fools in
the world that there are knaves, other
wise the knaves could not exist.
H6- Every real nice old woman thinks
that people like to hear about her
married children and the grandchil-
dren.
H6- Women comprise two-thirds of
the church members of the United
States, but only one-thirteenth of the
criminals.
s@~ When we strive to do the best
we can, we are sure to find that our
best is beyond anything we had dared
to hope for.
e4- If you wish to be sincerely hap
py for one day, try to forget your own
woes and to be blessing to every
body that you meet.
a6- Fogg is mean enough to say that,
generally speaking, the women who
remain single "from choice" are not
particularly choice lot.
Dd5- 1t has been said that it costs
nothing to say a good word for another,
but when one must lie to do it the
word seems rather expensive.
sd- The war and navy departments
are endeavoring to arrange for the use
of smokeless powder, such as has been
adopted by France and Germany.
s9- "Come in and get your soul saved
while you wait" is the notice that a
Glasgow man relates he saw at a Sal
walton Army meeting during his recent
stay in Chicago
RG- Mice can live anywhere comfor-
tably except in a church they fat very
slowly in church. This proves that
they can't live on religion any more
than minister can.
pd- 1t was New Jersey wife who
said, "My dear, if you can't drink bad
coffee without abusing me, how is it
you can drink bad whisky without
abusing the barkeeper ?"
H6n Many times we are under the
divine influence when we are not con-
scious of it. No man speaks good
word or performs a good deed without
being influenced by the spirit.
s8- "Madam, )" shouted the attorney,
"do you know what the punishment
will be if you do not tell the truth, as
you have sworn to do ?" "Certainly
I do 1 will be cross-questioned again."
s@- "Seventy berths in the ladies'
cabin r' exclaimed Fogg, after hearing
a description of the new steamer.
"Great Scott but there must have
been terrible squall about that time J"
s9- The people of the District Of
Columbia are getting ready to ask con-
gress to substitute crematory for the
potter's field at Washington, and it is
believed that the plan will be APPROX
ed.
s8- In Russia people use the ther-
mometcr of Leslie, an Englishman in
Germany, that of Reaumer, French
man; in France, that of Celsius, a
Swede; in England and America, that
of Fahrenheit, German.
s6e 1t is said by geologists that iron
in marketable quantities has been
found in every country on the globe.
Some archeologists declare that the
first use made of iron by the human
race was in the manufacture of weap-
ons.
E9- A woman in Milpitas, CAL, is
said to have invented novel and ef-
fective cure for dependency and kin
dred evils. She made it a rule to laugh
three times a day, with occasion or
without, and is now enjoying excellent
health and spirits.
s9" A Maine pastor offers his parish
three alternatives He will take what
he can get in the contribution box and
run things as he pleases; or they may
pay him a fixed salary and run things
as they please; or, thirdly, he will re-
sign. What could be fairer than this
good brothers. offer?
nag A Partisan storekeeper wrote
thus to one of his patrons: ~ am
able to offer you cloth like the inclosed
sample at nine francs the metre. In
case do not hear from you, I shall
conclude that you wish to pay only