Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-03-30
JUST FOR FUN.

mt gate, a good deal can be said on
h sides.
Is Maude brave?" "Brave? Why,
has embroidered mice all over a
a cushion"
Why didn't you marry her?" COP
bition in the family" "Her ia
Fr?" Herself"
Everything indicates an early spring
the poets are cautious. Several
Them were frost bitten last year.
Admirer-Do you believe in the di-
be passon, Miss Sweet. Miss Sweet
Yes, Pm engaged to marry minis
Dear Quide-Why is piano neces-
lilly a noble character? Pinterwiski
because it is grand, upright and
hare.
Ella-Maud is going to the masque
the character of "Night." Stella
will be another case of making night
Heous.
bh DEAR exclaimed Fogg, when he
S asked to subscribe, ones friends
Pm all the time dying or getting
rried.
Passenger-Is that Chicago we are
ming to? Conductor = Certainly.
init you make out the snow-capped
|ildings?
| 'He threw me down stairs" com
Rined the champion pugilist bitter
"before 1 was ready. I hadn't
hnce to say word"
Miss Make up-Doctor, can you tell
of a perfect face powder? DR..
|ufheigh-I can not, madam. A per-
BIT face does not need any.
Mrs Manhattan = What objection
We you to marrying Mr.. Severance?
rs. Lakeside "A very serious one.
P's paying big allmony already.
Mother in law-Did John find what
wanted when he came home last
ght to supper? Daughter-Yes, he
und fault with everything, as usual.
IT was so tipsy that when I met you
d Jones together couldn't tell you
art; that is, at first" elbow did
u at last?" "Jones offered me CT
r."
Il wouldn't mind helping you if I
ought there was anything in you"
es' you gimme the dime, mister, an
} how quick there will be somethin'
me-"
Yes, doctor, it still hurts me to
fact, the only trouble now
ans to be my breath" ooh, well,
give you something that will soon
'p that"
can't see why it is. said Bobby,
1t when little boys are cross, folks
: they are naughty; and when papas
j mammas are cross, folks say they |
, nervous.
theatrical Manager-Have you had
Y experience on the stage? Appi- |
1t-No; but the young man Pm 60
!, to marry says I kiss better than
Y girl in town.
hope you gave the agent
,iece of your mind when he turned |
: water off. She-Indeed, I did. [ |
Did him he was an old hydrant- head |
monster.
n Kansas was a powerful in
testing debate at the literary socie-
last night. What was it about?
neither the microbe is more injurious
IN the cyclone.
cap Year-What makes you so I'M
opy, Maud? I proposed to Harry
ane, and he refused me! Did he
re any reason? Yes; he said it was
t sudden enough"
Dad, What's a running account?'
IS an open account with a dry
DDS store, my son, which keeps
lT IuOUuSI IuLlhS w" IL W " II OH CIO
lie to buy something"
Riches take unto themselves wings
J fly away, said the teacher. What
id of riches is meant? And the
art bad boy at the foot of the class
d: They must be ostriches.
dary and John were sitting on the
a. "Cease your batteries, or | will
t my hands over my ears,'' cried
ry. "Ah, your lovely hands are
SMALL" replied John, wishing to
complimentary.
l first got married ]
5ermined to have no large items of
oense in housekeeping, but I find,
er all, that it is the little things that
INT. Batch-How many have you?
bby-I have four.
neoD1e have otime and sensible peO.