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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1896-04-05
Put a bounty on EN-,
Make their soaps worth q quarter
Turn the whoe county on en-,
That's what we Orter.

Your farm Amt in stouben county" re-
marked ex-Connty Clerk Gilin. It's IN
hunted send for the, Hon. George, Lord. the
scalp hunter q pundee. and let aim have .
he gets II. We're looking out for OLD ~steuben,
and While we are about IT, Mr' chairman, .
have SPs that Hssh !" iDa ESyi.ttSdf TOR tSo the %eD SRnns'e eh' Snss
will not be forgotten, ask that 1t DO dignined
What In the name o. the razor-back hogs o.
FF s6sv e GrI.woI Il a T9 as, 6 ShiaaT" u an. asse 9
What" Exclaimed ex-County Clerk CHM,
Don, know what a m%ephit1s chInga ISL Has
lila! hal haV' roared Farmer Bailey, "Don'4
know what a mephitis chinga Is! H3! hal he!"
what a mephitis chinga is, think he can ten
him. said Brother Gifin,
Packy Griswold asked Farmer Bailey what .
why, It's a its ats a joke, amt 1t ?" said
Farmer Bailey, q, little confused.
We'll" SAID the ex-Co Inty Clerk, III yoe
should happen to step on mo some tne even.
Ing the chances are that You wouldn't think IL
small black animal tina: travel by night and
has a pungency that on occasion can freight
the air Of a whole township, Some people call
There was much merriment IN the Circle for
a spell, aud Deacon Ezra Gleason OF the town
OF Wayne, who was present only as "A specta-
tpr. laughed longer and more loudly than any
one, This seemed Ia rasp. on Packy Griswold's
nerves, and addressing his remarks to Deacon
They use mephitis chipga for q lap dog
over In the town OF Wayne, I've herd"
Whsreupnn Deacon Glenson got up and said
that his constituents hadn't asked for any
bounty on anything. and he didn't want N DO
mixed up in the bill, lie went home In q hun,
81 move that we have II put In the bill that
therell he "A bounty GA gruundhOgs and all the
rest OF 'em," said Farmer bailey,
Then Poet stehh,ns go, nm and said that he
had just taken down n few stauZAs on the
II viii read them" b. said.
VI Chairman" said Packy Griswold, II
move we adjourn
The ayes have it, said the Chair, and the
rcle adjourned ED MVgA
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17
Presidents Nicknames.

Washington was Father of his
Country" American Fables" the
"Cincinnatus of the West" 1.-THE
Atlas of America" Lovely Geor-
gius," Flower of the Forest :"
Deliverer of America" "Step-
father of his Country" and "Sa-
viour of His Country"
Adams was the 4" Colossus of In
dependence"
Jefferson was the Usage of Mon
ticello."
Long Tom" Madison was "The
Father of the Constitution"
Monroe was the Last Cooked
Hat"
John Quincy Adams was the "Old
Man Eloquent"
Jackson was, Of course, "Old
Hickory" Big Knife" "Sharp
Knife" the Hero of New Orleans -
Gin'ral" and "Old Hero"
Van Buren, was the Little Ma
gicain," the " Wizard OF Kinder.
hook" Follower in the Footsteps,' u
Whiskey Van," liking Martin
the First" Sweet Little Fellow
Political Grimalkin" and Wea
sel.n
w. H. Harrison was "Tippeca
noe" "Old Tip" aud the q" Wash
ington of the West"
Tyler was " Young Hickory" ant
" Accidental President"
Polk also, 4" Young Hickory" wa,
the soubriquet being used to resur
rect the Jacksonian element.
Taylor was "Old Rough anC
Ready" "Old Buena Vista" anC
"Old Zach"
Fillmore was the "Americar
Louis Philippe"
Pierce was Purse.n
Buchanan was Old Public Func
tionary," the " Bachelor President ,
and "Old Buck"
Lincoln was the "Rail Splitter ,
Honest Old Abe" " Uncle Abe.'
" Massa Linkum" and "Fathel
Abraham"
| Johnson was " Sir Veto.n
Grant was Unconditional Sur
render," "Old Three Stars" "Herc
Of AppomattoX" and the " Ameri
can Caesar"
Hayes was the L" President de
FactO," name given him by the
defeated Democrats.
Garfield was the Martyr Presi.
dent"
Arthur was "Our Chet" and tn,
"First Gentleman in the Land"
Cleveland is the "Man of Destiny ,
Harrison Is " Backbone Benz anC
" Grandfather'S Hat.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17
Calling the Doctor Out.

" Y our story about calling for a
doctor In the circus" said retired
Snowman, reminds me of the wav
l broke up nuisance in a good sized
pennsylvania town, | was on the
road with n farce comedy, and we
put in two weeks at the town in ques.
tion, there being a big military en-
campment there and Il county fair to
boot. We drew good houses all
through the engagement, and were
booked for an early return. 1 don't
think we had been there more than
one night before the doctor nuisance
began. There would come hurried
messenger from the box office to the
stage manager with request that he
ask If DIR. BOlus, or whatever his
name happened to be, was in the
house, and if he was to send him to
the box office at once. OF course the
stage manager couldn't very well re-
fuse, and general attention was di-
rected to the medical man, much to
his satisfaction. We soon found out
that the doctors who were so much
in demand were very small medical
fry, and there wasn't a doubt that
they had themselves called for in Or
der to secure the consequent noto-
riety. Well, we stood it for few
nights, and then an idea occurred to
me. took walk up the main
street until | came to a certain sign
hanging over stairway. | went up
to the office indicated and had brief
conversation with its inmate, ending
by handing him reserved seat tickets.
That evening, Immediately after
the first act and before any messen-
ger had chance to arrive, / stepped
out in front of the curtain and held
up my hand. Then in my gravest
tones / asked:
Is DIR. ChiZziold in the house p
immediately a very tall colored
man, with bushy white head, and
huge silver-mounted spectacles, arose
in the audience and said:
Heah / is, sah.'
The audience Uttered, but | kent
my gravity.
You are wanted at the box-office,
doctor, in a case which requires your
immediate professional attention.
AS the aged darkey ducked to me
and hobbled from the room, the au-
dience broke into wild roar.
Perhaps you will understand the
cause of their merriment when add
that the old man was corn doctor,
and probably the best-known eccen-
trio character in town.
Well, there was no more doctors
called for from that stage during our
engagement
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

INTERESTING FIGUREs.-Turkish
history states that torty-two sultans
were the sons of slaves.
The shortest time for circuiting
the globe at present is sixty-six days.
1t takes $4,000 tons of paper to
make the postal cards used in the
United States each year.
Tobacco seed are so small that a
thimbleful will furnish plants for an
acre of ground.
The English language is spoken by
only about l25,00O,000 persons,
while the Chinese is spoken by over
400, 100000.
The exports of American apples
up to October 5th, last year,
amounted to only $4,000 barrels,
while up to the same date this year
more than 60O,0 barrels were ex.
ported.
Queen Victoria has been queen of
Great Britain during the admins
trations Of Van Buren,, Harrison,
Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce,
buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant,
Hayes. Garfield, Arthur, Harrison,
and Cleveland.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17
POETRY.
B0B-O'LINCOLN.
Lightly tilting,

Lightly tilting,
Gayly lifting,
Bob-o Lincoln swings and sings,
Liquid strain of melting sadness.
Drowned in sudden burst of gladness
Bob-o Lincoln sings and swings.
jolly rogue in priestly gown!
Down and up, and up and down,
With the wind-tossed meadow daisies
Lightly fitting,
To the listening meadow daisies
Gayly lifting,
Love-note clear, but rippling after,
Saucy, happy, bubbling laughter.
Merry heart, both brave and tender,
| to thee my homage render.
Swing and sing among the daisies
To the sunny June thy praises
Joy and thou should mate together
In the fragrant, fair June weather.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

Pussy BROUGHT BACK THE DIA-
MOND.-The city can boast of won
derful things, but one of the most
wonderful and inconceivable stories
reached the ear of reporter to.day.
The author of the story is a direct
descendant Of George Washington,
and his veracity is beyond question
A few days ago his daughter lost q
valuable diamond earring. When
the loss was announced, the entire
family, and even the neighbors,
secured tho grounds about the house,
and even the streets for blocks be.
yond, but the search proved fruitless
and the earring had seemingly dis.
appeared forever.
The family wherein the loss oc.
Cured are the possessors of a large
and hadsome tabby cat. The animal
Is a great pet of this family, and |,
has the run of the entire house. One
of its habits is to crawl into bee
with the children at early morning
Yesterday morning, pussy, as wa.
her usual wont, came to the chill
drens' chamber on her morning
rounds, but she seemed to be In grea
distress. AT times she would try t
dislodge from her throat something
that troubled her greatly. Suddenly
she gave a convulsive gasp, and from
her mouth dropped the diamond
earring.
When the discovery was heraldet
throughout the house.. pussy was tn,
heroine Of the hour.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

How FAR BLOOD TRAvEIs.-The
mileage of the blood circulation re-
veals astounding facts. Says the
Chicago Ne,rs:
1t has been calculated that, as
suming the heart to beat siXty-nine
times a minute at ordinary heart
pressure, the blood goes at the rate
Of two hundred and seven yards in
a minute, or seven miles an hour, one
hundred and sixty-eight miles day
and sixty -one thousand, three hun
dred and twenty miles a year. If a
man ell hty-fou years of age
could have had one single blood cor
puscle floating in his blood all his
life it would have travelled in that
time five million, one hundred and
fifty thousand miles,"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

THIS country" remarked trav-
eler in northwestern Iowa. "settles
Hp very rapidly" "Y-a-a-s," re-
piled the native, nervously watching
the movements of constable dodg-
ing along the other side of the field {;
settles up big sight faster than
the people do" And before the
traveller could ask him to explain,
he was making a mile a minute
across the trackless prairie, with the
constable bad second.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17
NUMBER 80.

AN OLD MoUNTAINEER AT THE
CHURCH.-Bishop Dudley, of Ken
lucky, when he was hunting and
fishing recently, made the acquaint-
ance of an old mOuntaineer, who
took a great fancy to him without
suspecting that he was a bishop
When the bishop was about to go
home he invited the old man to
come to Louisville and hear him
preach.
"Preach? Whut, you preach :?
Kin you preach ez we'll ez you kin
shoot and fish 2"
Better. No joke. Come Sun
day with your best clothes, and I'll
give you front pew"
The old chap was there, right up
in front, and remained there until
the bitter end, after which he hur-
ried forward to shake the bishops
hand.
Parson, he cried, warmly, CT
don't know a great deal about your
creeds an dogmatics, but I've riz an
sot with you every time -
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17
POETRY.
FOR the Greenbrier Independent.
THE MISSING LINK.
BY II. C. KINCAID, aged 13 wears,

BY II. c. KINCAID, aged 10 years.
lhey say they We found the missing link
a man that has a tail,
"ho' with monkeys graceful ease
Can climb tree or rail.
They say that men were monkeys once
And then they euoluted,
And sure they evoluted till
They got form that suited.
Now, though this theory be stuff,
Lost from the currency chain,
There truly is a missing link,
And when gold-bugs get sane,
IL will be found and fastened in
The chain of currency,
And the ratio Of coinage then
Sixteen to one will be.
And with free silver, this great land,
More prosperous will grow,
And gold-bugs and monopolists
Will lose the seed they sow.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

JOHN, dear, what's a gold-bug?
I've read so much about Them"
oh, I'll tell you when 1 have lots
of time. What do you want to
know for ?" "Why, last night at
our Advanced Ladies' Club / read
an essay on THE Evils of Our
Money SYSTEM" and several actu-
ally Uttered when I read about the
gold-bug." "What did you say ?"
We'll, said the gold-bug was one
of those microbes that got on paper
money-on gold certificates, 1 sup
poSedD
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

A RURAL Georgia preacher, find
ing the weather too warm, pulled off
his coat and preached in his shirt
sleeves. After the sermon, a good
brother, thinking an editor who was
present would make a sensation of
the incident, said to the parson, 81
don't suppose you knew, when you
pulled off your coat o-day, that one
of them newspaper fellers was at the
meetin'?" "Yes, 1 did," replied
the preacher. "But l had my eye
on Ii all the time y,
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

"DID you hear that Chawlie
Dunno had been dwopped from our
set ?''
"No; why was that?n
"Theah was fab at his bwoading-
house at high noon, don't you know,
and ChawlIe wan out in the stweet
In his dwess suit, don't you know ~
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17
OtIce,
j. fl. STRATTON JOS. IL. STR

HAVE returned home to remain
i this fall and winter. Ihaye located
In DIR. s. III. Austin's Office, or Main
street, to work at my trade. Work
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction.
Also A still continue my oculist business.
Wlii call on any parties who desire
Iiasses, IL they will let me know.
nave also added to my line of busi-
ness repairing of all kinds Of Sewing
Machines. Also all kinds Of material
Tor them on hand. All work guaran-
iced. Bring on your machines.
Very respectfully,
J. A. LOWE,
oct. 24-tf. Jeweler & Opticlan.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

EMPLOYER-Young man, / hear
that you bet on horse races. You
are discharged" "But my brother
in-law Is bookie. / have netted
six hundred on his tips this week."
" Ahem !--er-close the door, please.
Young man, your salary Is doubled.
Consider yourself my confidential
adyiSerO
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

WHEN..I married.you," he said,
81 thought you were an angel. p
She looked at him coldly. 81 in
ferred as much," she said. There
was something in store for him.
From the very first," she went on,
"you seemed to think / could get
along without clothes.u
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

LEND me ten dollars, will you,
old chap" "In gold or silver ?"
" Either. l don't care which p
"Get out. l won't lend a cent to a
man who straddles on the financial
question in these troubled times.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

A YOUNG person at concert con-
scientiously sang, so as to get your
teeth on edge, the fine air, CT sing
we'll when he Is near" An impa-
tient listener arose and said, In
loud voice, alt would appear tnat
he has not yet arrived.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

SCHoOLMAsTER--Master Isaac,
what wrong did the brothers Of 10.
seph commit when they sold their
brother 2"
Isaac-They sold him too cheap.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

VERY DIFFERENT.-He fixed a
steely glare on the grocer, and be-
gan " bought chicken from you,
after asking you if it was a spring
chicken, and being Informed by you
that 1T was. 1t is so tough that it
turned the edge of the carving
knife"
"I did not tell you it was a spring
chicken" said the grocer. I" You
picked the fowl up and asked me if
that was what called spring
chicken. If you had asked me di-
rect if it really was spring chicken,
of course, my devotion to truth
would have compelled me to admit
that it was nothing of the kind"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

THE best Of book is not the
thought which 1t contains, but the
thought 1t suggests.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

A STRONG N.-"There is
one objection to these sky-scraping
buildings"
What's that?"
DO you know Pinney? Pinney
has an office in the eighteenth story
of the new Utopian building. His
wife, two miles away, can see his Of
fee windows through field glass.
Every time Pinney says he is de-
tanned down town by extra business
he has to stand the expense Of leav-
ing the gas burning in his Office all
night in order to disarm Mrs. p"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

A NAN to control horse must
learn to control himself.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

A GERMAN In country town,
who has not paid much attention to
learning English, had horse stolen
from his barn, whereupon he adver-
tised as follows:
"Von mite de oder day, ven 1 vas
been awake in my sleep, / hear
something's vat 1 links vas not yust
right in my parn, and shumps to
bed and runs NIT the barn out; and
ven vas dere COON, I sees dot my
pig gray mare he vas peen tied loose
and run NIT the staple off; and who.
effer will him pack pring, yust SO
much pay him as vas been kushto.
mary"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1896-12-17

A MAN who is constantly "get.
ting off" good things-A baker.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22
Oilin Mnrrowb,,u.

Mr.. Moses Damron, of Marrow.
bone creek, was in town last week,
aud informed US that an oil pusb.
er was struck on Marrowbone one
day last week, and, from the flow.
1t will be a good we'll. Captain
Allen, the well known oil opera
tor, only completed the erection of
the first derrick on March Is. and
did not commence sinking the
we'll until some time the follow.
ing week. This 10 good news for
the people of this section. Logan
and Mingo counties are rich in
oils and minerals, and all that is
lacking is development.-Logan
Banner.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

THE last Legislature was very
extravagant. 1t appropriated as
much money as any Legislature and
yet failed to provide the money
necessary to pay the ordinary run
ming expenses of the State
Wayne News.
This is the same old dish of
hash and has been set out on the
table so often by the fellows who
made it that they actually roll
their eyes around as though it
tastes good.
The wheels of state are creased
all right and there is no wreck
scattered around anywhere.
The late Legislature appropri-
ated $4,000 for criminal charges.
How much more for this purpose
does the News want appropriately
Where is that $4,000, anyhow?
Inc Legislature appropriated
nearly 100000 for the public prin-
ter, and he has not yet thrown up
hi' principles, his politics, his
contract or his stomach, although
be threatened to do SO in such a
wild, mysterious way that the
whole state held its nose in an ag-
ony of apprehension.
The Legislature appropriated
plenty of money for all the hos
pitfalls, schools and institutions of
the state and founded two new
schools and paid the bill.
What is the matter with the
Democratic papers anyway that
they cannot got something to say
worth saying.
They are making themselves
ridiculous by this continued eff
fort to say something about moth
ing Richie Gazette.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

A CORRESPONDENT asks three
questions III the following order
l. What is bimetallism? 2
What is monometallism7 3. What
is single gold standard? So far
as the United States is concerned
bimettalism is an impossible
dream, silver monometalIism ia
an impracticable hobby and a
single gold standard a delusive
theory. The advocates of the first
are theoretic In their argument
of the. second, dogmatic In their
statements, and of the third,
dreamy in their conclusions
Charleston Mail.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

The bill introduced by Con-
gresham Watson, of Ohio, pro-
vidlng for a monument to the pri-
Yates of the U. S. army in the late
war, ought to become a law. The
privates have never had any prop
er recognition from Congress for
thar services.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

The Huntington Times hereto
fore a reform paper, has gone over
to the Democratic party. About
the only reason Rev. Sadler gives
for this fearful change, is that he
was not prospecting and couldn't
sell. Well, What shall it profit
a man if he gain the whole world
and lose his own soul?"-Milton
Independent.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

Ex-Gov. Boise, of Iowa, has beer
dug up and trotted out as Till
mans opponent for the Democrat
ic Presidential nomination, on a
free silver platform.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

Republican State Delegate con-
vention, Clarksburg, Thursday, May
IL.
Republican State Nominating
convention, Parkcrsburg, Wednes-
day, July %.
Fourth District Republican con-
vention to elect delegates to St.
Louis, Huntington, April 20.
Fourth District Republican Con
gressional Nominating convention,
Parkersburg, July 81.
Republican State headquarters,
Wheeling.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

SENATOR MORRILL,, of W., whose
fifth full Senatorial term will ex-
pire March 3, 1897, celebrated his
eighty-sixth birthday on the 14th
inst. His career has been alike
creditable to his state, his party
aud himself.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

Hon. A. B. WHITE is mentioned
as a delegate-at-large from this
District to the st. Louis conven-
ton. There could be no better
selection made for that position.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

ATTORNEY V. b. ARCHER has re-
signed as chief counsel for the
Ohio River Railroad Company.
I'll. P. Camden has been appointed
to fill the vacancy.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

The barrel of Roswell P. Flow
er is again to be attacked; hence
his mention" In certain quarters
as an available Democratic candi-
date for President. Previous men
tons Of the same sort have been
expensive to Mr.. Flower, but he
can afford it.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

BRECKISRIDGE must think the
memory OF the people in bis dis-
trict is unusually short or he would
not have announced himself can
didate for Congress again.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

The prohibltionists say they
will poll 100000 votes at the
Presidential election. Well, sup
pose they do; it will simply be
throwing away that many.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

CoNGREssMAN JOSIAH PATTERSON.
who lately declared himself to be
Mr.. Cleveland's personal repre-
sentative on the floor of the House.
" In a fair way to get beat out of
a denomination by the Tennessee
silver Democrats.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

SENATOR HILL is too old a hand
at the political bunco game to be
caught with nominations this
year.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

CONGRESS has spoken very
plainly and very emphatically on
that Cuban business, but Mr..
Cleveland "ain't sayin' a word"
Congress should speak again, and
louder.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

Ex-Governor Boreman died at his
home in Parkersburg last Sunday.
He was at one time U. S. Senator
and has been identified with the
States interest for thirty-fve years.
AT the the time of his death he was
circuit judge for his district.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

The Democratic party may have
no outlook at present, but it will
certainly have M oulgo on the
fourth Of next March,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-04-22

HELP me Billy, or Pm a gon-
err" was the cry which carried
Hon. w. c. Whitney to Washing
ton, to advise Mr.. Cleveland, with
whom he had not been on speak
ing terms for several years.