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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Litt1e Leasons in the Kitchen.

Thera, don't burn yourself. Better
let cook fix the fire. But l know you
Ike orange cream. Here Is O very
relia bls recipe for II. Try 1t. It's easily
made and delicious: Into a half pint
IF cold milk put half an ounce Of gela-
tine. When this has quite dissolved,
which 1t will do best II placed near but
not on the fire, add four tablespoonfuls
OF thick cream and one Of sugar. Stir
this up well, and when almost cold add
gradually tho juice Of four good Or
anges. When perfectly cold this cream
will be solii enough to turn nicely out
Of a small mold, although It remains
still soft. PETITE COOKIE.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
"A TASTE OF THE SEA

That reminds me-" said Alkali Ike.
the Oklahoma citizen, "of the case of
Hop Along, who wanted to go East"
Hop Along" repeated the tourist
"a lame man. presume"
"Nopew replied the Alkaline citizen.
"His maiden name, so to speak, was
Hopkins A. Long, but In the course of
human events part Of 1t was rubbed of,
ngain like flint snake does after bein'
broken in pieces-an' he became Hop
Along. Wal, this yere Hop Along con-
tended with the West for years an
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

No man can walk st1aght who fol
lows a doubt.
Have more religion than you can
carry in your head.
No one can know Christ without
wanting to be like him
No man treats Christ well who treats
his brother wrong.
DARKNESS cannot be made black
enough to destroy light.
Faith used Is as sure to grow as good
seed In good soil
God knows how we love, while men
only know how we live.
Tho man who csnquers himself has
had God for his helper.
No man can fail until he tries to get
along without Gods help.
Hiro people to be good, and they will
quit when the pay stops
It is hard to believe in the religion O,
some very religious people.
The man who never praises his wife.
would have better one If he did
Keeping too much In your pocket
may drive the Lord out Of your heart.
Philcsophizing about how a man got
into the ditch will never get him out.
Pray much before you talk much
about how big sinner you used to be
II we are doing less for the Lord than
we can do, we are not doing enough
Whenever the Lord finds a man who
can bs trusted with money, ne makes
him rich.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
WCourtp or "Caunht."

A little boy. according to Harper's
Round Table, has taken a hand in
amending English spelling:
Mamma. how do yOu spell court
house!" said Little Willie.
Courthouse, DEAR" answered
his mother.
.'But should think you ought to spell
1t ca -u-g-h-t house, because all the peO-
pie who are caught are taken there, +"
responded little Willie.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
tue Bussaess in Squirrel Tails.

Twenty farmers brought the tails of
OH ground squirrels to the commits
sioners of Spokane County. Washing
ton, on one day last week to collect the
bounty Of cent per tail. One man
brought In 1884 squirrel tails and m
other 1865. All the squirrels were
killed in one not large district. where
they are 80 thick as to almost make the
farmers despair Of making any profit
by their crops. !.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
To Remove Bugs from Rooms.

Take a long-necked oil can and fill 1t
with benZine. Apply the fluid thor
ouglly into all cracks and creviae,
where the bugs or their eggs may be.
The benzine at once destroys all Insect
life. Directly after use with q powder
gun n good supply Of Persian insect
powder. and be sure to have the powder
fresh and strong. Use the benzine only
by daylight, as 1t is very inflammab BILE
when near lighted lamp
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Glddness Comes

With O better understanding OF the
w transient nature of the many phys-
ical ills which vanish before proper ef-
forts-gentle efforts pleasant efforts.
rightly directed There Is comfort IN
the knowledge that 90 many forms OF
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to o constipated condi-
ton of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That Is why 1t Is the only
remedy with millions Of families. ana ts
everywhere esteemed SO highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that It Is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness, without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. tits therefore
oil important, in order to get its bene-
fcial effects, to note when you pur'
chase, that you have the genuine article
which Is manufactured by tho California
Fig Syrup Co. only, and sold by oil rep
utable druggists. -
If in the enjoyment Of good health
and the system is regular, then laxar
tivcs or other remedies arc not needed.
II afflicted with any Gotual disease, one
may be commended to the most shillful
physicians, but II In need Of laxative
then one should have the best, and with
the wcll-informedcve Syrup OF
Figs stands highest and Is most largely
used and gives most general satisfaction.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
MOlea.

A moles eyes are believed to give ii.
animal nothing more than an impress
sion Of light, which Is probably pain
full, or. at least, annoying. the sensation
prompting the creature at once to bur
row into the earth and escape the an
pOyance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
A SHY DANCER.

Stories Told By Wesferners Of tho
Antics Of the Sand Hill Crane.
The sand hill crane Is O very bright
bird. A Recreation writer says that its
very pame Is anonymous of vigilance
and alertness. It feeds on the treeless
plains or in the barren wheat stubble,
where It can see a long way beyond
gunshot Or one Of the flock Is posted
as sentinel, and this bird stands with
bill half open, ready to give an alarm
It can be killed by decoying 1t with
,pasteboard figures cut to proper size and
shape and painted, but mounted birds
are better. A pit Is dug deep enough
ito conceal man. the decoys are put
out, and the cranes are shot as they
come over. The best region to shoot
them b In the Columbia River water
shetl and south Of 1t in the Pacific
coast States
When one shoots q bird of the size
and build of q crane In midalr II col
lapses. like a card house or q tent. But
such apparent collapses ate sometimes
deceptive, as. for instance:
Before I could reach him he scared
or into the cir with wheeling fight.
Again be hit the ground with fearful
violence. but again he got on his feet
Running up. thinking to get hAm alive
for decoy, tried to tap him on tho
head and stun him. He showed fight,
and used my gun as backed on. and
he took to his wings
Tho sand hill crane iH something OF
o fighter Of men II wounded, and the
only safe crane is q dead Ona Their
bills are long and sharp, and arc capa-
BILE Of putting out mans eye
Tho sand hill crane has some curious
hibits TINT make him Of more than
passing interest TO tho student of birds.
Out on the prairies parties OF them have
balls In the spring. to which the select
birds seem to be invited. These balls
are picturesque affairs from the human
standpoint There are curious dances,
which are sort Of solitary waltzes or
pretty slow jigs. Sometimes the birds
leap over one another's backs and flop
their wings, giving their peculiar cry.
Sometimes rival birds have fierce duels.
using their keen bills like lances, battle
axes and swords.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
An Extencatins Circumstance

Judge Noonan, Of the San Antonio
District Court, is also the proprietor Of
a stock ranch In Medina County. lie
was recently called on In his official ca
pacity to pronounce sentence on horse
thief. Said the Judge blandly:
"Are you aware of any circumstances
that entities you to consideration at my
handsT
eyes, your honor. am"
"What Is it7'
~The horse stole didn't be!npg to
you think you ought to take that
Into consideration and let me down
easy."-TeXas SiftfngS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

The Czarina unites In her own per-
con the names of every one of Queen
Victoria's daughters, as she was chris
tened Alix Victoria Helena Louise Bea-
trice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
bow It Happened.

yisitoy-How do you come to have -
many Chinese figures?
HOstess-Oh, at the time OF my we'd
ding there was o sale on them and
these are oil wedding presents.-Bosi
ton Transcript
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

"He Is very gifted" said Mrs. Gush-
ingtOn. "Why, he can sit down and
write poetry by the yard"
"Yes," replied the enviOus rival, 'the
only difficulty is that the public reads II
By the inch."-WashingtOn Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Catarrh and Colds Relieved In 70 to 90
Minutes.
One short puf! oS the breath through the
Blower, supplied with each bottle of Dr..
Asnews CATARRHAL Powder. diffusc, this Pow
fapssa sae TIE n1, ,S
stnntly ~ permanently cures Caia rrh. liay
Fever, Colds, Hsadache, Sore Throat. Ton
y IN stock. ok him to procure Ii for ron.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
And the Greatest Was the Last.

Little Willie 8. was asked by his Sun
day school teacher to name the ''three
great festivals OF the church" He
thought moment. and then, memories
Of the glad and Joyous past doubtless
,rowding upon him. replied: "Christ.
mas, Ea aster and the strawberry"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Only seventy years have elapsed
since the first railway in the worli was
finished. During that period 400, 600
miles have been constructed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Mr. Z. M. Gross, a special Associated
Press reporter, who lives at 1916
Maple Avenue, Huntington, W. Va
has knowledge OF the remarkable
cure Of Mrs. Martha Gilkison, the
wife OF carpenter of the east end
of the city, who, on the 22l Of Sep
ternber, 1895, related her experience
as follows: ''Por a good many yearsI
have been bothered an awful sight
with my stomach. got sol
couldn't eat anything at all without
souring on my stomach. Lots Of
times while working would spit up
great mouthfuls OF stuff bitter as
gall. kept getting worse all tho
time and took piles Of doctor ned
icine, but might as we'll took that
much starch for all the good It done
me. 1t run into neuralgia Of the
stomach md worked itself all over
me. DIR. Garleaar. the now doctor
up ON Twentieth Street, told mo
when saw him 1t was my stom-
.ch thai caused sll the trouble
and give me an order to the drug
store. took Il there, and the boy
give me box Of Bipans Tabules. I
began CITING better, and have used
anitle over two boxes, and am now
sound and we'll. (Stgned), MARTHA
GIIKIsoS, No. 1890 Fourth Avenue,
Huntington, w. Va"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Where Bailey Prefers Them.

Congressman Bailey, % the dis,
patches say. had q flush on h1s face
when Mr. Barrett was in the chair
the other day. But Mr.. Bailey win
doubtless admit q flush In the hand iS
worth o dozen on tho face.-GalvestOu
NeWa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Mrs. General Sheridan will pass the
summer at her cottage at Nonqult, on
the shores Of Brzzard's Bay, not far
from the home Of President Cleve.
land.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
CHILDREN'S COLUMN.
A DEPARTMENT PoR LITTLE
BOYS AND GIRLS

Something that VIII Interest the Ju-
venile Members Of Every Household
-Quaiut Actions and Bright Sayinga
Of Many Cute and Cunning Children
What the Flowers Gay.
The red rose says. BE sweet"
And the lily bids ''Be pure;"
The hardy. brave chrysanthemum.
"Be patient and endure"
The violet whispers, "Givc,
Nor grudge nor count the cost"
The woodbine, keep on blossomin&
In spite Of chill and frost"
Susan Coolidge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

RUY sl.OO worth Dobbins floating Borax Soap
| u Of your grocer, $end Wrappers TO Dobbins
Soap Mfg Co, Philadelphia, e They will send
| you free Of charge ostagc paid. Worcester
| Pocket Dictionary, 2a6 Iages, bound In cloth,
profu.ely illustrated. Offer good until August
| lae only.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

TALkING with
I God begins in
Y short steps
Christ Is very
close to the peni-
tent sinner.
T b 9 blackest
devil outside OF
the PIT Is hate
Nothing a bad
man owns can be
his long.
The right to do
right Is q God
given right.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

You hear great many remedies sug-
gcsted for the bust head. but the only
way to cure the bust head Is to let
whisky alone
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

H0od's Palis cure nausea, sick headache, in
digestion. biiousness. All druggists. 25c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM.
THE COMO PAPERa

Pleasant Incldents OccuPrin9 tho,
World dOver-Sayinss that Arc Chser-l
ful 20 Old Or Young-Bunny selec-
tlons that Everybody Will Enjoy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Denver is the only city with natural
streams Of water flowing through the
cutters In the streets.

SIn, wips.ow's sDoynins Syrup for children
ton. aliays pain. cures Wind colo. a)c oossiA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

FITS stopped free by Dr. KLrNE's GnEA T
NERVE RksfoREs- No fits after first days use
Marvellous cures. Treatise and $200 trial bottle
free. DE. Kline. 9a Arch ST.. Phila. IA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Out Of Weakness comes strength when the
blood has been purified. enriched and vitalized,
the appetite restored and the system built up by
Hoods SarsapaPiila.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

A little boy was practicing piece for
childrcn's Day. His teacher told him to
speak louder. He said, II don't know 1t
lOud''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

The Bay of Fundy has the highest
tide In the world. 1t rises foot every
five minutes, and sometimes attains a
height Of seventy feet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Ten Little T0cA

Baby clad in his nightgown white.
Pussy cnt purrs a soft goodnight,
And somebody tells. for somebody knows,
The terrible tale of ten little toes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

The mills Of the gods, which grind
% slow, would grind fast enough II
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Bees we're recently hived from an
Edinburgh street lamp, In the giopo OF
which they had taken refuge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

$4,000 italian women recently petit
toned the Chamber of Deputies to end
the Abyssinian war.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

A. NJ Priest. Drusgsss, shsIbyvile, ~ 1aS2 a
~M: Haii4 CAtarrh Cnre gyets g et.t310n{s III s.,
Stisfsction. Oan got plenty ot . DraGsis1S
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
AdaDt0bilftY.

Inspector Of PrisOns-In providing
you with work your former occupatior
Shall be taken into account. What
were you?
COnvict-An narchist
Inspector-Um, um. We can put him
to road blasting.-Fliegende BAetter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

always weak and tired, irregu-
lar menstruation, whites, etc.
She probably is not SO fortunate as
to know that all female ailments arc
indicated by these never falling symp-
toms and are controlled by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; all
female weaknesses quickly disappear
by its use. It has been the thinking
woman's safeguard for twenty years,
and all druggists sell large quantities
of it because it can be relied upon.
Still another woman speaks:
81 wish you would publish my nnme
with your testimonials. Iwant every
one to know that your Vegetable Com
pound has made me well and strong.
1 sing its praises all the time. When I
was first married was very weak and
had female troubles badly; Oh, I was
SO weary, sick and melancholy, but the
Vegetable Compound built me up, and
now have n dear baby girl, and am
so happy. No home is complete with
out q dear little baby and Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to roll
the clouds away."-MRs. GEO. CLAUS.
as Danforth ST.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

RORIO RI
Cure Guaranteed by DIR. J. II. MAYER, 1919
Arch St., PHfLA., PA. Ease at once no opera
tiop or delay from business. Consultation free.
Endorsements OF physicians, ladies and promi-
nent citizens send tor circular. Office hours .
A NJ 10 3P. II.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

Some peonIA look In the mirror to do
penance
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

1fyou accept a substitute,
you must not fuss because
its not as good as genuine
HIRES Rootbeer.
- =. - 49, = s 80 - e ::v.s<
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

"Piso's Cure for Consumption relieves The
most o. stinptes Coughs"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
At First She Wes Angry.

"HMr' said Mr.. Wickwire. THAT
dress reminds noe Of the half-w1tted
girl that waits on me at the restau'
rant!'
'IndeedP'
'Yep; 1t Is simple, but fetching."-'
Indianapolis News
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Water Aalcep
nid He Know Itf

Once there was a little girl who said
that ice was water gone to sleep.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Right foot

This big toe took a small boy. Sam.
Into the cupboard after the jam:
This little toe said, "Oh, no! nor
This little toe vas anxious to go;
This little toe said "'Tisn't quite right {:
This little tiny toe curled out of sight.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Her Suspic1On.

"Circe," said the lecturer. 'ns you no
hogs"
Il wonder II she did 1t by starting .
street car liner unused the woman
who had hung to q strap all the way
to the hall.-Cincinnai Enquirer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

"In God We Trust was first put on
our coins in 1864.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
SurDrlscd Pig.


Little Pete never intends to misstate
things, but his very flgurative imagina-
ton sometimes gets the better Of his
facts. He starts out to tell something
which is perfectly true, but before he
Is done lle has generally drifted or into
some picturesque exaggeration. The
other day he exclaimed to a compan-
lon:
just think, Billyi Out In Chicago
they aren't going to be cruel to the pigs
any more when they kill them. They're
going to chloroform them"
How do they do itT' asked Billy.
"W;,y. they just put sponge in front
of tho Pigs nose. and he goes right to
sleep, anu when he comes to himself he
says, why, my hams gone! And by
u rd by he says, Goodness! Somebody s
sawed my leg orr and then he finds out
that hc's all cut up!"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

The finest lemon oFcha de IN tne
World are those in Sicily. where an acre
of lemons is worth $500.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
RAM'S HORN BLASTS.

Warning Notes Calling the Wicked to
Repentance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17
Left foot

This big toe got suddenly stubbed;
This little toe got ruefully rubbed;
This little frightened toe cried out
''Rearsr'
This little timid toe. run upstnirsr'
Down came jar with IA loud slam! slam'
This little teeny toe got all the jam!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-17

rs....e 1saisvsd In - AinuseA
nr Amew,s Cure for the Heart gives psr.ssS;s ~
rsjief in ali cases Of Organic or sympstinesS -.
E.art Disease In 90 minutes, and speealy o.
t...ss ss q cur II is q peerless remedy for Pal
n,tat,on. shortness OF Breath. sm0therinS
Spells Pain ip Left Side a1d 3D.. al an1%ces. saMRsS
x,nr : dr,Sx,,sf hssnt il in stock, ash him -
ssrocnrs II fo, you. L viii saws your hfA