The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1896-07-23
A mUrINOUs COOK

teaches. The model ~umGn screams II
spider aBd oiseasses The merits Of wlr
sleeves .srspsly wLiles priceless vase 20
crashing 10 The 4 Dor saoh Is The stands
oi feminine courage, the foot rule
sbioh woman msy be measured, I
vhcu cot one piece Of cbius but IS
pieces, and ttrre. sBd iour fall the star
ati becomes useless A woman Is Dot
pect . to hesT mote,
Yet more came There wss dt,h Graz
10 the Kitchen Mrs Melville stopped
the midsi OF telling Rnoti-- OF the SIIi
that archovy paste was to be struck &
the comuissioosry list, She stopped 81
looked sppealinsly at Melville
Aastir. cant 700 90 soueihluef
Austin gathered up his napkin. put b
bsad on tbe table and started to poe
back bis chair; then be sank down agai
sud restored bis napkin to It's place on hl
knee. II 80 iu there aud be gets lmpe
unent, I'll esk bi, mead which woul
be bad for bis bead aud. incidentally, 70
my ctiioial neck.
Bot it's heads Of cbins
Well there's plenty more cLins al,
when tLst gives out the qusrtermasier hs
pew Invoice Of tinssre
But seriously, AusDio. there won't b.
thing left Tor the general to eat of Of
Whist are We going to DO sbont i
think the epidemic is over. There
has not been dish broken that Know oi
10 five minutes. Yon must be reasonable
and make due sllowsnces for him. Matly.
It's bot out there, It's hot here too. It's
hotter than blszes everywhere,
think, my dear, you are bordering on
profanity. OF course IT'S bot Within
the memory oi the oldest iubabitant 1t has
never been even cool IN Arizona 10 July.
You really csn't expect the inspector gen
eral to bring Ice, Mr Richie, don't you
think be ought to do something2
must respectfully decline to enter into
a family difference. You aud Melville
must settle the question between your
selves. Only let me suggest that il it
comes to the actual breskiDg Of heads Id
take it out on Sing and not on one anotb
er.
There, Austiul fairly screamed Mrs.
Melville, jumping up. There goes aDotb
er, and yet you sit and laugh. Oh, how
horrid you can bel
Sit dowa, Matty and talk sense. Sup
pose ! should go out there and attempt to
reason with Sing? In the natural sequence
Of events it would come to pass that 10 bis
present bumor he would be so ugly that !
should feel obliged as said, to break bis
head Al art from the distant oonsequen
oes OF that act you can see that the lear
1nes would be pretty bad You'd have
o wash the breakfast dishes and do the
1ousework and also cook and serve the gen
,rsl's dinner Therefore the insdvissblli
y OF my red chg Sings head TO splinters
8 obvious, isn't it?
| suppose so, but | do wish to good |
less Mrs, Lawrence's cook hadn't got |
married,
So does she-the cook. | mean-since
)'Halersa came home drunk two nights
go and thrasbed her. He's been in the
,usrdhouse ever since. and I'm out good
pan. Shows what marriage does. Before
e was married he didn't beat his wife.
iowever. 1t wouldn't have made the
lightest difference whether che had com
litted lnstrmony or not the Lawrenoes
ould never have bad the general nor even
single member OF the staff to dinner.
be has never dlned the paymaster, you
now.
think it's tto bad a fret leusensDt's
lie had to do it and eli the rest of the eD
,rtainiug for the post. +
You are also the Iutsnt's wife, remen
Ell.
Yes OF Ct utse vord der what's the mat |
Y with Sing suyway?
That's obvious approaching guests.ob
rived Richie, slrokiog aud curling bis
oduly military mustsctios the mustach /
IS that have entained aud eusnsred so i
suy heurts in their sIlken mesbes since
zen 10 the wbirl oi Washington society.
itcbIe wss Melvill g second lieutenant g
that time, and as be was not married
ID didn't like the bachelor mess be mess
with his seuiOr sud that young ihcer's {
lie
Why didn't bis cousin die, then?
pethsps be realized that the dead cou
us iuperal is little worn as q method OF b
Jtsining leave.
thould think so. Oae died shnn the 4
.ymaster Was coming 10 dinner the time /
lore last and smother when the lndiso t
eut WAS here, and be polished ofl two )
Anticipation Of the psymssttrs last /,
p, b
That's not Ill, Austin. pnrsued Mrs Mei \
lie Generally be only slams when be
Is loet st faro the riebt before. s.
Iu Tursusuce oi bis method OF warfare Q
ng preelpitated chopFiag bowl and g
iie TO the foor With 3 resulting noise
st Only the falling OF those two homely Il
ensils could possibly accomplish. Mcl
lie bit bis upper lip and clncbed bic
{. b
woudet If it would DO any good for
to 80 out aud speak to him quie,ly' d
sgested bis viity
supprse you Try it, II tie takes a cAry
z kniie to you, call out aud we'll come c
your rescue, bat unless tie sn actual q
r,iug Euife dout get US mixed up 10 b