The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-10-30
Editorial and Otherwise.


come to.
The question of the day-Are you going to
set 'em upf
The man out of money is generally out.ot
friends also.
Some summer girls are delicious sym
phony in white.
All Young men arc fike candidstes--glad to
reach majoFifv.
The actress without scandal has to strug-
gle hard for fame.
The man sent to the penitentiary has con-
victions of his own.
Every household should have good secre-
tary of the interior.
When n bear chascs you, you may know
that trouble is brun.
Doctors of divinity very often need divine
doctoring themselves.
IT is extremely doubtful if Tom Watson
knows where he is at.
1t is said that Ii Hung Ohang will introduce
chewing gum into China.
Truth may be stranger than fiction, but it
doesn't sell quite as well.
1t must grieve Tom Watson to be so sick,
while Sewall is so healthy.
The campaign Of education is turning out
some very funny graduates.
The coal barons will lose caste when their
mines become barren of coal
"Homc. Sweet Home," sounds very nice 10
man who hasn't got any home.
Before we can become truly rich, we must
first obtain the spirit of content.
The Populist lets his whiskers grow long.
but cuts his common sense short.
What do you suppose the bcyce scorcher
really thinks he thinks of himself?
That man is not wise who let's sentiment
distance his bets, or il he bets at all.
The usual moral of the story of the success ..
full business man advertising did it."
Oil has been discovered in Oklahoma. This
ought to make things slide along nicely.
Connecticut's oyster crop this year is pro-
nounced to be one of the best on record
There is something admirable abcut cigar
store Indian-it neither drinks nor talks.
The people do not crave high tariff, but
some of The ballot boxes need protection.
A good intention isn't worth a broken but
tonhole unless it is carried into operation.
The furnaces at Sheffield, Ala. are said to
be turning on, about 200 tons of iron daily.
1t is the man who is least willing to practice
who finds the most fault with the preaching.
Chicago is to have ostriches IN her parks.
The Windy City wants to swallow everything.
Give the country negro plenty Of fat meat, ,
and he don't much care how the election goes.
Uncle Sam is pretty big man, but he seems
afraid to knock that chip off Spain's shoulder.
A politician is like the devil in one respect at
least. lie can quote scripture for purpose.
ITVDNUly tHtN Ctli CtltHlu I'puVio h'Eh""'
men because they have such high way about
them.
A young lady refers to the time she spends
| in front of her mirror as "moments Of rchec-
ton"
If plinc M dollars is all that man lives
for, his soul shrnks with every dollar he
makes.
1t is much easier for woman to be vain
without being pretty than to be pretty without
being vain.
The Tennessee legislature has recently pass.
ed law imposing special tax upon all sellers
of cigarettes.
There is hole in the Yellowstone park
which is only six inches in diameter, bul
which is over 5000 feet deep.
The salt sea which formerly covered the
Yuma desert was once the home of species
of oyster twenty inches in diameter.
The State convention of the W. G. 7. I.
held at Piltsburg on the 18th, finished up b,
an emphatic declaration against "bloomers.
A farmer near Sacramento, Cal, says hi
crop of asparagus this season will bring hin
$4,000, of which $4,000 will be profit. He hal
twelve acres of it.
The enormous sum of sl22,OOO was raised a
the meeting Of the Christian and Missionar.
Alliance held at Carnegie Hall, New York, oil
Sunday, the 18th inst.
Figs nre plentiful and cheap in Matagord
county, Texas, and sanguine Texans hope t
see the day soon when they will become one q
the States great crops. it
The commissioners Of election of I.awrenc
county struck |, 900 names from the regstra
tion rolls for various causes, the principal on
being failure to pay taxes.
The lawyers of jackson have joined in pc
tition to the governor for the appointment {
Hon. Tim L. Cooper to succeed himself on I'll
Supreme bench of the State.
: Pupils of the Annapolis public schools hav
been notified that they will not be allowed
wear motto buttons in schools. The ordt
does not include presidential buttons.
, Prince Krapotkin says there is both waft
and vegetation on the moon. The politics
ppssimists have been saying that there
blood on TINT planet for some months back.
d The man who has never fonnd an occupi
tion to suit him is about as disagreeable
have around as a creaking window blind o'
Of order that will neither stay open nor shu
ia. X. Ward, the Memphis forger and en-
bexzler is fonnd guilty on all the indictmen
now against him, he will have to serve, coun
ing the shortest term for each lndctmer
,425 years in prison.
Most men are either far-sighted or nea
n sighted. Before marriage they sce good qua
ties that their sweethearts don't possess, al
after marriage they don't sec the good qua