The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-01-30


Jost. city: Julia Wallenies. New Trier. Mimi.
and Mr.. Henry Redding. Lansing. Iowa, were
shown through the prison by Asst. Deputy
GlennOn on the 18th.
An" exclaimed the cannbal chief smackng |
his lips: what kind of a minister was that We ,
had for dinner::''
"Nour Excellency." replied his companion, II /
should say it was prime minister. '-Yonkers |
Statesman.
Mr.. and Mrs. I. ID. Lawrence and }. II. Good |
man. of Montreal. Canada; James Goodman
and Mrs. Mac Farland. city; Mrs. c. Schacht. of
st. Paul, and John J. Frahm and wife. of
Rochester, Mimi. were among the NUMBER TO
register in our Office on the 23rd.
why are you looking so serious, Bobby:'
asked the fond father.
"Thinking about the preacher. He went and
told us we should not covet other peoples things
and then tried to get all the pennies we had. -
Cincinnati tO.) Enquirer.
Mickey. THE MIRRORS trained canary. can
do almost everything except speak the English
language, but he has twittered in bird language
that is perfectly ineligible. his approval OF the
last box of bird seed that has been added to his
larder and wishes. through THE MIRROR. to
thank the one who so kindly came to his rescue
and saved him from impending starvation.
Prisoners received since last report: Oscar
w. Dunbar and Thomas Carbury. from FreebOrn
Co.. the former to serve twenty -seven months
for the crime of assault in the second degree the
latter to serve five years for nanslaughter in
the second degree. Fred Eschle and Edward
O'Toole from Ramsey Co.. the first sentenced on
the reformatory plan for forgery in the second
degree. the latter to serve five years for grand
| larceny in the second degree
! A colored lad recently asked a groceryman
! for a match to light cigar-stub. I'VE don't
give matches away here.' said the dellcatessen-
purveyor. shortly. I'VE sell them for a cent
| box The ebony youth handed out the re-
quired price. took one of the slivers of civiliza-
ton. lighted his remnant. and handed the box
back to the vender Mex time gen Imam
asks fur a match. give him one out o my box"
he said. with dignity enough for a hotel clerk.
and strOlled up the Street.-Winthrop News.
You might not think it said the self-made
man but | envy you Old-family fellers whole
lot
Very likelv.' said the descendant. very
likely
YES Here had to hustle like a roustabOut
to get to where am: and all You ever had to do
was to set around and swell up and eat of your
granddaddys china dishes. Gosh! but you've
got a snap. Don't need no brains at all. Gin
cinnati o. Enquirer.
For the information of the new arrivals who
come here from week to week. we wish to say, if
you want to send THE MIRROR to relatives or
friends. you will be allowed the privilege by
complying with the following rule: Send to this
office your name register and cell number. also
full address of the person to whom you desire to
have THE MIRROR sent. DO not write address
cell number or any other matter on your paper;
keep them perfectly clean and place them in youl
cell door every Friday evening. Those who dc
not send THE MIRROR away will confer favor
by sending them to this office.
our song services are always enjoyable events
amt last Sundays was particularly so owing tt
the presence of the well-trained choir of the Con
gregatonal church The singing was UNUSUAL!
good. consisting of solos. duets and quartets b.
members of the prison and church chcirs. The
singing of the two chors. in which the congre
CATION joined. also produced a pleasing effect
the deeper notes of the male singers being il
perfect harmony with the female voices of thu
church choir. Chaplain Albert'S brief remark
were pertinent to the occasion. teaching truth
that all could remember with profit.
Genius unexerted is no more genius than
T. bushel of acOrns is a forest of oaks. There ma
. he epics in mems brains. just as there are oak
in acOrns. but the tree and book must come on
before we can measure them. How many mel
r would fam go to bed ounces and wake III
Solomons" You reap what you have sowll
xrI,, Il, SpaI vic Ia
seed. usually get crop. They that SOW win
reap whirlwind. A man of mere capacity
y undeveoped. is only an organized ay-dream
with a skin on it. A flint and genius that wi
e not strike fire are no better than wet Junk Woo
Ralph Waldo Emerson
l. South Hot Springs hugging society ha
n been introduced to swell the church treasury
the following prices being in vogue: Girls III
der sixteen, lG cents for hug of two minute,
y or a short squeeze 10 cents; from sixteen t
= twenty. 90 cents: from twenty to twenty-five.
cents: schoolnla' ans. 10 cents: another man
$ wife. 81 90: widows. according to looks. from
+ cents to $500; old maids. cents apiece. or tw
for a nickel and no limit To time. Editors pa
in Advertising but are not allowed to partic
" pate until everybody else is done. and even the
" are not allowed to squeeze anybody but oil
maids and schOOlma ANS. -Arkansaw ThOma
V. Cat.
Services in the Swedish language were held
the chapel at Z. NJ. last sunday, conducted b
st the Rev. L. A. Shogsberg. pastor of the Swedis
le Mission Tabernacle, Minneapolis. Those pre-
ent who understood the language in which til
- sermon was preached say that it was an earnes
- able effort. About twenty-five members of til
Swedish Mission Tabernacle choir were preseI
the full choir numbers about sixty persons
Of and their sweet singing touched a tender chor
Of in the hearts of those present and turned the
Re thoughts to the far away farherland of the