St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-11-27
Gleanings.

II the inhabitants of the fixed stars
had powerful enough telescopes TO see us,
they would not see us as we are TODAY,
but as we were so or 100 years, or even
longer ago, for it would take light that
long to travel to them.
| The old lady was right when she said,
the child might die il they waited for the
doctor. She saved the little ones lie
with few doses OF One Minute Cough
Cure. She had used it for Group before.
Boynton & Eastman.
The slowest breeders Of all known
animals, a pair OF elephants, would
become the progentors of 100000
elephants in $50 years, il death did not
interfere.
Hoods Pills cure liver ills, bllousness,
indigestion, headache. pleasant laxa-
tive. All druggists.
A cubic foot of air at sea-level weighs
one and one-fourth ounces; water weighs
$40 times as much.
Soothing. and not irritating, strength.
ening, and not weakening. small but
etfectIve-Such are the qualities of De-
Wits Little Early RiserS, the famous
little pills. Boynton & Eastman.
There are 81 republics, 20 kingdoms
and IA empires on the earth at the
present time.
The length OF life may be increased by
leSsening its dangers The majority OF
people die from lung troubles. These
may be averted by promptly using One
Minute Cough Cure. Boynton & East
man.
Over 500 tornadoes occurred during
the II years from 1871 to 1883 in the
United States.
To cure old sores, to heal an indolent
ulcer, or TO speedily cure piles, you need
simply apply DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
according to directions. Its magic like
action will surprise you. Boynton &
Eastman.
The house fly makes 80 strokes
second with its wings; the bee 1870.
The old way of delivering messages by
post-boys compared with the modern
telephone. illustrates the old tedious
methods OF "breaking" colds compared
with their almost instantaneous cure by
One Minute Cough Cure. Boynton &
Eastman.
The Canadian apple crop is expected to
yield 100000 barrels this season.
Scaly eruptions on the head, chapped
hands and lips, cuts, bruises. stalds,
burns are quickly cured by DeWltt's
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is at present the
article most used for piles, and it always
cures them. Boynton & Eastman.
Ii Hung Chang is of humble origin,
His father was an ignorant woodchop-
per and his mother spent her girlhood as
a servant.
Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless,
and invariably reliable are the qualities
of One Minute Cough Cure. 1t never
fails in colds, Group and lung troubles
Children like it because it is pleasant to
take and it helps them, Boynton &
Eastman.
1t is 900 years since the fork made its
appearance in Europe.
Excuse me-" observed the man in
spectaces, "but am a surgeon, and that
is not where the liver is" Never you
mind where his liver is, retorted the
OTHER. hit was in his big toe or his left
ear DeWitt's Little Early Risers would
reach it and shake it tor him. On that
you can bet your gig.lamps,' Boynton
g. Eastman.
Every guest at a Norwegian wedding
brings the bride a present In many
parts keg OF butter is the usual g1tt
and, il the marriage takes placetn winter,
sailed or frozen meat is offered.
English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft or calloused Jumps and blem-
ishes from horses, blood spavins curbs,
splints, sweeney, ring-bones, stiles,
sprains, all swollen throats, coughs, etc.
Save $50 by use of one bottle. War
ranted the most wonderful blemish cure
ever known. Sold by c. c. Bingham, 81
Main St.. druggist, st. Johnsbury, Vt.
The Greeks had oats B. c. 200, but
used them only as food for their horses.