New-York tribune., 1896-10-26
THE Talk or THE DAY.

once upon a time" says THE Boston Tran
scrlpt" of October 22 Massachusetts had Wild
and woollv' section OF its own when the morse
thief hourished and reminders or those Gays "1e
In order at Rehobo,h yesterday. when the Reno
both. Sc. Konk Pawtucket and East Providence
Horse Thief Detecting Society observed the WIN
anniversary OF its organization. Thanks 10 us ex.
crtons In the past. the shadow OF the horse''niet
has les--ned almost nothing in that region
Mrs Flynn-An' phat did Father Malone say to
yez at consslons this marnin? ,,
Mr. Flynn-He said he thought OF WIZ III besht
mon thot vir lived.
Mrs Flynn--Thot iyr lived?
Mr.. Flynn-In my line.
Mrs. Flynn-In your line
Mr.. Flynn-ies-since Ananias. tJudge
The trials OF alleged Cuban hllbusters that have
occurred from time 10 time I'm various courts OF the
United States form. in their strict adherence 10 the
letter OF the law. an amusing contrast with the
trials Of Cretan filibusters that have lately taken
place in Athens. According 10 the "Hestia OF
that city. five officers OF the Greek army were re-
Gently arraigned before the military trlounaI
charged with aiding ilibustering expeditions des'
tined for Crete: one OF the officers, Second Lieu
tenant Kalomenopoulo. also charged with de-
serting in order to against the Turks In the
island. The Attorney General demanded tha, the
prisoners be found guilty In accord with the evi-
dence given: but the court without rising rendered
the opposite verdict. and thereby established re-
markabe precedent, the spirit OF which seems 10 30
that 1t Is patriotic In Greek to fight for Crete
and that patriotism may disregard all law and dis
cpline procession OF a thousand persons accom-
panied the liberated soldiers through the streets.
while cries OF Long live Crete. Long live Crete!'
rent the air. Imagine United States regulars de-
serting to serve in Cuba. and then exoneraed BY
United States court martial on the ground OF
patriotism. But the cases not exactly similar
baf,
married. YOU begged me to go hand in hand VILE
you down lfe's pathway"
And row you get mad when | ask you where
you 20 without me FIVE nights in the week -
Chicago Record.
DR.. Howe director OF the Chamberlain observe
tory in Denver has detected various indications OF
mild earthquakes In Colorado. and will. therefore,
set up special apparatus TO record all such phenom
ena. Inasmuch the Centennial State like the
OF the country is likely to be somewhat shaken
up on November this year. II is to be hoped that
the doctor will have his instruments IN working Or
der by that time
Too Iate-"What. Have all your daughters BE-
come engaged this summer? / wished 10 ask for
the hand OF Fraulein Marie myself" ,,,,...,a.
"Oh. she Is the most engaged OF all,'-(Fiiesenes
Batter
A PLAIN ISSUE
The difference 'twixt the candidates
Is very simple. Jawlegh states.
Bryan that sver-spoken scholar.
Says fewer mills should make "A dollar;
While from McKinley's point OF view
We need more mills and dollars, too
subtleties of Finance" Darling, he whispers&
you worth your weight In gold
She repelled him sternv. ,,h.
"Coin. II you please she said, for she had '"'
courage Of her ictons-(Detroit Tribune
During the recent reunion Of knights OF Pytms.
at Cleveland the delegates wore badges emoazone~
with the letters F. c. b.. denotng friendship cna'
ity, benevoience. Chicago drummer. VINO u
little OF In spelling. happened to be In Cleveianas
the time. He was amazed BY the turno", ~.
knights Of Pythias made. and the multitude
men wearing F. c. b. badges made a deep 49,. ~
preston on his mind When he got back nome w.
employer asked him: 80.
"How's the political situation In Cleveland A.
"Oh, everybodys crazy for the Democratic can.
date" was the reply. Il saw 10000 men "ea'"S
f. c. B. badges-Free Silver and Bryan.
Scientific Rivalry.-Dr. Dryasraines "a'
bling you, Professor? . ,,..,. snough
Professor observation-disclosures Trouo.e s hook
should think. Just AS | had got my NC rrubica.
'Palngenes!s OF the Cosmos. ready ism ior race
tion. concusively proving that tue ms'y s ympens
has existed 10000 years. that gnoramus;; man has
dOrfer, published an article showing tha' "
existed for Il million years .o,us 10 DO
DIR. Dryasraines-Well. what are you so'e
about It? - ,.u reWri.e
Professor Pebbelwacker-Do? Why, III in "a fully
my book and demonstrate that the raSS. not 70
two million years old. III let him see ! " Nv
be bluffed IN that fashi"n-11rnth