New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-14
TIE MOUTH.

A waiting Nation has been relieved at last.
There is no longer any mystery about the Mouth
The greatest treasure of the Popocrats has been
assayed and has not been found wanting The
anxiety of great and free people is relieved.
The Mouth has an epgottis that can LET out
sixteen gllttcring platitudcs to one chunk OF
sense and keep it up all summer 1t is able TO
work without aid from liquor or tobacco. 1t is
only the hearers who have to seek that consola-
ton 1t is a double back-actlon, high pressure,
twln-screw. trlple-expanson. protective deck
armor-plated sound box. and its strength, power
and durability are certified by surgical authority.
That is the conclusion which we reach from
the perusal Of the chief journal of the Bryan
Democracy of New York. which yesterday morn
inc relieved the anxiety Of waiting millions ny
spreading before its readers In great detail the
statement by surgeon Of the results OF an
examination into the size. structure and previous
condition of servitude OF the Mouth The sur
geon writes: Having made several eXamlna-
"tons Of the nose. throat and larynX OF William
Jennings Bryan within the last two days. for
"tbe purpose Of prescribing for those over
'.worked organs. | do not hesitate TO pronounce
them Remarkable not only In their separate
.'parts. but as a whole" This agrees exactly
with the opinion of non-professiona observers
who have studied that Mouth ever since It's
first emergencc from the West. and gives credi-
bility to the surgeons other statements. The
nostrils" we learn ARE perfectly formed, with
the post-nasal cavity. or space back of the soft
palate very large" The arch Of the Mouth,
too lis remarkable ia its height and breadth,
so much So indeed as 70 be almost duplicate
10 that of an English singer. which was source
Of wonder 10 throat specialists Then the pill
lars Of the pharvnx ARE very strong and free
from tonsil irritation" and ARE possessed OF
great elasticity and strength" The epiglottis Is
larger than normal and the whole vocal machn-
cry is compact and capable of great endur
ance" scientific statement Of popularity nm
derstood fact. True the throat "shows clearly
that it has suffered a little from constant talk
ing" but II recuperates readily, and no insur-
ance company need fear 10 take ffty-three-cent
dollars as premium for guarantee with n
gold clause that the Mouth will endure 10 the
end II has that strength and vitality which
make 1t Independent Of the brain. and will enable
it 10 talk on glibly without the man. just rs the
turtles head can go without that reptile.
It is a great Mouth. Enemies have laughed
AT IT, Plutocrats have derided It. But 1t Is Il
great Mouth all the same. Inc great journal
which from the beginning has been the Mouth :
greatest friend and supporter has said the last
word on the subject II is not said To belttle
the brain. or the stomach. or the heart of the
candidate. II is said in recognition Of the fact
that the Mouth is the man. and that as goes the
Mouth 50 goes the campaign. In former times
party organs told Of their fayoritc's life, his
deeds, his policies Now booming n candidate
may consist in describing his Mouth. That is
as 1t should be in the case of some Mouths.