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lesque before the convention was fairly
at its work
So much zeal was needed to corral
New York for Morton that. to all APP
pearances. next to nothing has been
accomplished for him in other states.
Undoubtedly he will be put speedily
out of the race when business begins ar
st. Louis. Mckinley has caused con-
siderable noise to be made for himself
in New York, but in doing this he has
needlessly offended the men who are
managing Governor Morton-they are
sure to oppose Mckinley to the end;
the question is whether New York's
seventy-two votes can be made instru-
mental in the nomination of any other
candidate. But it is a reasonable con-
lecture that, in any event, Morton is
not in II
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IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Three months ago the fear was enter
tanned that President Cleveland would
bring pressure TO bear in order to get
for himself that which no other
citizen of the United States has ever
secured. Third term talk was rife.
II at that time the pressure was on.
IL was afterward withdrawn. No hint
came from the president himself but
the word was permitted to spread. in
an unofficial way. that a third term
was not in the line Of Mr.. Cleveland's
ambition. II was evident. however.
that people who are in the presidents
confidence were sounding public opin-
ion. Mr.. Carlisle was pushed forward
far enough to enable the administra-
ton circle to Judge how the party
would receive the suggestion of his
name. Olney's candidacy was limited
at. The story was started that Whit
ney has strength in the South.
The Carlisle movement fell fiat. Mr..
Olney was pleasantly mentioned In a
limited circle, outside OF which the
comment was current that the demo-
cratic party might as well run block
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No SHOW FOR HIN.

Too much convention strength is not
to be accorded Governor Morton merely
because he scored the support OF the
New York delegation. That was the
product OF the vigorous operation Of
the republican state machine. In COM
hitting the party To Morton. Mr. Plat
had infinitely more trouble than Sena-
tor Hill had. in 1892. I'm pledging 10 him
self the solid vote OF New York democ-
racy-yet this support awaited Hin
nothing. BY a very large percentage
the New York delegation favored the
nomination OF Mr.. Arthur. In 1884. but
that didn't do Arthur any good. In
1sSs a jolly bot OF New Workers went 10
Chicago obligated. every man Of them.
TO work hard for the nomination 81 Mr..
Depew. but that entertaining gentle
mans candidacy became almost a bur
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MONDAY, MARCH 30. 1896.
NO ROOM HERE.

Senator Gallinger. hailing from New
Hampshire. is a man of ripe years who
has combined winning politics with a
successful career in the practice of sur
gerry. The senator has no use for free
coinage. but his cogitations have led
him to the conclusion that the Rocky
Mountain region can serve a sort of
antiseptic purpose. He has views, and
these he has embodied in a bill. He
proposes that by federal aid the migra-
ton of consumptive people to the
Rocky Mountain region be expedited.
Let us hope that no member of the late
mining and immigration convention
ence with the New Hampshire senator.
IL DR.. Gallinger wants to colonize
with consumptives the inviting section
of Rocky Mountain country that is in
cluded within the limits Of New Mexico,
well and good. Santa Fe, Las Vegas,
Albuquerque and other urban centers
in New Mexico are so slow that a one
lunged man can easily keep up with the
procession. Besides, the prevailing n.y.
gienic conditions in these towns are
quite equal to those in any country
where the victims of consumption seek
refuge. From these points the immi-
grants can easily drift to Southern Cal
ifornia points where the burial of lung
less people is a principal industry.
But in the portion of the Rocky
Mountain region which embraces Mon
tana, IL is different. This rugged coun-
try wants rugged men-nature did not
equip 1t with the paraphernalia for a
sanitarium. 1t gives two robust lungs
about all they can do to pack a man to
success and a self-supporting bank ac-
count in this section. The pace is too
swift, the nights too short and the rul-
ing price for board too high for those
who have to spend half their time in
argument with their breathing APP
paratus.
This is a region of glorious ART is a
good atmosphere to tie to. We will
agree To ship the bottled article to DIR.
Gallinger. If he knows where he can
market II. but we do not want to en-
gage in the industry of providing for
invalids who are so unfortunate as not
TO be able to betake themselves to a
genial cline. Send them to Aiken, in
South Carolina. or to Thomasville, in
Georgia. or TO the Florida resorts which
advertise themselves as special purvey-
ors for consumptives.
We can conjure no satisfying reason
why it should be proposed to ship the
Easts consumptive classes hitherward,
unless. indeed. IL be the scheme of a sly
republican goldbug in New England to
furnish a fitting constituency for the
use and behoof Of Hon. Wilbur F. San
derS
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year a selected portion of this choir.
about 200 voices, goes on a concert tour.
one year coming as far east as Chicago.
This year the tour is through California
The choir gives most of the oratorios and
has a large repertory of songs, glees and
madrigals.
1t is said that the pope is the only priest
in Christendom who never breaches a
sermon. Only once during the last 300
years has this rule-if rule IL be-been de-
parted from. This was in 1S47. when Plus
TX. was pope. Father Ventura. a famous
orator. was to have preached at a church
in Rome. A great crowd assembled to
hear him. But at the appointed hour
there was no priest. Presently the pope
arrived; probably he. too. had come to
listen to Ventura. Taking in the situation
at a glance Pope Mono was equal to the
occasion, for he preached the sermon.
The average English newspaper man
does not know much about the United
States, but his knowledge is very ency-
clopedic compared with that of his
French brother. The Libre Parole, a Par
is paper, remarks that Spain repulsed
Bismarck and certainly will not retreat
before Sherman, the brother Of the slayer
of the Colorado Indians" The Staying of
the Colorado Indians is not mentioned by
history among the exploits of the late
General Sherman. In fact, General Sher-
man laid no claim to being an Indian
slayer. He once said that If the army
had killed half as many Indians as the
New York Herald there would not be
enough of them left to go around. The
Paris editors thrust at General Sherman
is almost equal to Victor Hugo's hatred
of General Grant, as "the executioner of
John Brown"
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MORE OR LESS FUNNY.

Heardso: I'm case of war We could fall
back on the National guard" Saidso:
''Ye-es; provided we could fall back fast
enough."-Truth.
Shuttle: How many hours can man
go without sleep?" Chips: THAT de-
ponds upon the amount of interest you
have in the game in progress. "-Phila-
delphia American.
Jones: 1T is a fashionable congrega-
ton, isn't it?" Smith: Very! Their
minister ma believe what he likes about
the Bible. Tat Il he should ever advocate
the taxation of church property he'd
have to go."-Puck.
New spirit: ''Who were those three
youngsters who turned up their noses so
when i was telling them about the hot
weather we had last JnIy?" st. Peter:
They were Shadrach, Meshach and
Abednego."-New York Press.
The lady: Now, 1 hope you won't spend
this money for that vile liquor" The
tramp: We'll, mum. I'll do me best: but
I'm not a connysoor, an 1 generally has
to drink ii afore / can tell whether 1t is
good or bad. "-Milwaukee Citizen.
"A man sent this answer to a bookseller
who sent i'm his account for a book some
time before delivered: II never ordered
the book. If l did you did not send it. If
you sent it l never got it. If l got it
paid for it. If I didn't 1 wont."-Toronto
Register.
Say" snapped the busy man, my time
is worth 81 a minute. A dollar a minute.
do you hear?" THAT jist shows the eff
ference in folks" said the gentleman with
the shoelaces to sell. "Once 1 done
whole years time for only So. 5."-Indian-
epolis Journal.
What caused all that rioting down in
the seventh sub-cellar?" asked Satan.
The regular boarders were trying to mob
the new arrival" explained the assistant
tanitor. He came sailing in an airy sort
of way and wanted to know If there was
anyone who would like to play freezeout."
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Whats this?" asked Marie, looking at
the blank piece of cardboard which Will
bur had handed her. That's Chollie
Dudekin's picture by the Roentgen pro-
cess" But don't see anything" That's
just 1t. This Roentgen light method takes
Interiors. Barring his exterior, there
isn't anything to Chollie to take."-Har-
per's Bazaar.
by gad!" said the colonel, 'ff ever I
find who did 1t I'll shoot him like a dog
like worthless dog" Shoot whom"
asked the northern man. 1.-The fellow,
sab, who stole the jug of whiskey out'n
my wagon, sah." Would you imbrue
your hands In the blood of fellow being
for a mere jug of whiskey? The loss
could not have been more than So or ST."
by CAD. the thief was not content with
purloining my whiskey, but he put the
jug back in the wagon filled with water,
sab, and / took sniftah of II, sab, just
befo' 1 put up my team, and neah
choked. "-Indianapol Journal.
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OUR GOOD FORTUNE.

The citizens of the United States
ought to thank their stars that their
country can keep out of foreign COM
plications. We have had enough ex-
perience in that line within a few
months to show that 1t is distracting
business and profitless. Suppose that,
in addition to what little has happened
respecting Venezuela and Cuba, we
were to leap from week to week into
South Africa, the Soudan and the ends
of the earth.
Too many relations" are disastrous
possessions. Witness England's ex-
perience. where. half their time, the
people are kept in commotion over
complications that are threatened or
controversies that arise. 1t has come
to be the chief business of the cabinet
in each European power to try to find
out what its neighbors are up to, and
in turn, each nation passes from crisis
to crisis, all of them jealous lest one
of them shall get the upper hand in
some region thousands of miles away.
Yesterdays foreign dispatches were
in evidence on this point. The govern
ment at London was occupied last
week chiefly with Madagascar, with
Egypt. with the Transvaal and with
the Matabeles. The guarding of these
scattered interests involved a wrangle
with France. distrust of Germany and
curiosity as to Russia's intentions. A
sense of mutual fear keeps these
powers from falling at one another in
actual fighting. but the spirit of dis
trust and of unrest must wear on pub
lie opinion and interfere with the
peaceful progress of the masses.
The people of this country ought to
show their appreciation of the distinct
advantage they enjoy by steadfastly
refusing to engage in the affairs of
foreign powers. except as our immedi-
ate neighbors have distinctive claims
upon us which we are bound to respect
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FOR M'KINLEY DOETS.

Say, you chaps in buckeye chimes,
Who are vainly seeking rhymes
For Mckinley, will you please get on to
these?
We will warrant them as sound,
And when they are passed around,
We can guarantee the poets that they'll
please.
Who'll feed US on protection. straight.
Nor spread 1t on too thinly?
The answer comes without debate:
Mckinley.
Who is the blameless candidate,
Whose deeds are quite unsinly?
The answer comes without debate:
Mckinley.
Who is the great republican,
Now outly, would be inly?
The answer comes to every man:
Mckinley.
Who is the statesman. grim and great,
Whose tariff was so tinly?
The answer comes without debate:
Mckinley.
Who is the temperance advocate.
Whose thoughts are never ginly?
The answer comes without debate:
Mckinley.
Who is the active candidate,
Who noisily and dinly
Seeks delegates in every state?
Mckinley.
Who is the only candidate
Can run a race that's winly?
The answer comes without debate:
Mckinley.
Who Is the candidate whose game
The others say is skinly?
The answer comes in just the same:
Mckinley.
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TO ADVERTISERS.

The Anaconda Standard guarantees Its
advertisers a bona fide paid circulation.
Daily and Sunday. three times greater
than that of any other newspaper pub
lished in the state OF Montana. Advertis-
ing contracts will be made subject to this
guarantee.
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If Nicola Tesla gets his promised
communication established within
thirty days. Mayday will find us in
formed as to what the Mckinley root
ers are accomplishing on the planet
Mars
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That lecture on finance for which the
secretary of the treasury is announced
will prove that Cleveland's ignorance
of the West is fully offset by what
Carlisle doesn't know about the cur
rency question.
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And then, again, the Mckinley root
ers in Texas probably proceeded on the
theory that wyler is the logical candi-
date for second place.
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All general business letters and corre-
spondence should be addressed to The
Standard Publishing Company. Anaconda.
Mont.
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Unprecedented success attends the
efforts of Senator Chandler and Gen
eral Mckinley to establish foreign re-
lations.
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The season of the year is at hand
when Governor Morton will point with
pride to the fact that he is nine years
younger than Bismarck.
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VIII be paid for the al rest and conviction
OF any person caught stealing the Stand
ard from subscribers.
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Admit-if you insist-that Bow Yee's
funeral procession was longer than
Judge Davis's. Still, 1t won't take the
Chinaman's estate as long to pass a
given point at the court house.
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How can the Butte school of mines
hope to get a good start before the
trustees have laid the foundation for a
faculty fight?
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A little expedition at this end will
complete the Anaconda opera house in
time for the mass meeting to ratify the
Cuban resolutions adopted at Wash
ington.
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Even Cushman Kellogg Davis will
not strenuously insist that McKinleys
conquest in Minnesota was a royal
seizure
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Are we to understand yesterdays
confiagration in West Virginia as a
signal that the Elkins camp fires have
been lighted?
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For that matter, IL the Reed man
ayers really need 1t for campaign pur-
poses. we believe they can get a block
of Butte and Boston stock for the ask
ing
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Secretary Morton may be relied on to
distribute a choice variety of bull this
tie to Senator Vest.
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Main Once-Standard Building. Ana
conda- Telephone No. l.
New York onice-2so Temple Court
Building.
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Perhaps Mr.. Chandler could bring
the interstate commerce law to bear
against McKinleys campaign rates i'm
Pennsylvania and New Jersey.
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To think that England's gracious
queen would talk politics with Sails
bury on Sunday!
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The day is not distant when Speaker
Reed may be sorry that he ever tried
to stop acting natural.
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his conscience that the sundry civil ap-
bill is a plumber of the peo-
riet
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The newspapers have had his obit-
uary ready all these years, but Bis
marck will fool 'em again, April 1.
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While he is hunting about for the
mysterious influence that is hostile to
England I'm Africa, Salisbury might
look under Kaiser Williams bed.
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The Standard has branch ofhces at
Butte. Missoula. and Great Falls. where
advertising rates will be furnished on ap-
plication.
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Before Mckinley gets through with
Kentucky. Governor Bradley will feel
like calling out the militia louder than
ever
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When those students have torn up or
burned the entire stock. this country
will ship to Spain an invoice of the
revised flag with the new star on.
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There's plenty of room at the bottom
for most of Buttes spring candidates.
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New York newspapers aver that II is
costing Morton 81, 900 a week to be a
favorite son.
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The politicians in Butte have evident
IL concluded TO make the spring cleo
ton \ Partisan Approval
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Each and every congressman who
didn't catch on has the testimony OF
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The "a + iiy.


A grand republican rally was held;
at Pembina on Monday evening.
While the notice was short. and no
elaborate preparations we're made, d
very extensive torch-iight procession
was formed which, preceded by the
Pembina Silver Cornet Band, paraded
the streets and made q beautiful and
impressive appearance. There were
hundred torch bearers and nearly as
many more voters in line. After the
procession Kittson Hall was filed to
OVERLOOKING, a large part Of the aud
fence being ladies.
Hon. j. G. Monahan Is a vigorous
and forcible speaker, and has consid-
cradle dramatic power, and at times
is very eloquent. He Is witty and
made many amusing though good
natured hits on the opposition. His
stories and Illustrations are apt and
well told. Mr.. Monahan takes the
position that the tariff is an issue in,
this campaign and proves by history
that it is an issue, and shows why the
opposition ignore it. Mr.. Monahan
gave the silver question the last half
of his address and gave some good
and substantial reasons why the vot-
er should vote for Mckinley.
His quotation from Gen. Bragg,
the old democratic war horse Of Wis
consin, was one of the strongest
points of the evening. Gen. Bragg
says, the mistakes OF tariff making
are easily remedied by a succeeding
congress, but no subsequent act of
congress can wipe out an act of nat
ional population and dishonesty, or
replace the losses by panic and dis
tress caused by the change to a de-
based currency. We can say to our
readers that Mr.. Monahan, is well,
worth a herring. II you do not agree
with all he says. you will at least be
interested in what he does say and.
the way he saysi it.
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WHEN LEvEL-No FLOW.

WHEN LEVEL-NO FLOW.
II q pipe connects two cisterns, one
full of water and the other empty
there will be q strong current from
the full one to the empty one, but
when both clsterns come to the same
level, the current will cease. There
is no doubt that as long as any per.
son could take cheap silver bullion to
the mints to be coined into more val
liable dollars that the current would
he strong. But, as silvermen them.
selves argue, the bullion is bound to
appreciate Immediately to $1.29 per
ounce, or 100 cents worth Of silver to
the dollar; what then will cause; .
flow OF silver bullion to the mints
when bullion and coin are on the
same level - to value.
- u ~ n. . u.s.
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For aheri6.

To THE voT1Rs OF PRxBINA County
] am an Independent candidate for
the ONCE Of sheriff, and / respectfully
solicit your influence and votes. Be-
lieving that county once should
not DO the gift Of few managers Of
. convention but should DO subject 10
the decision Of oil voters without re-
spsct 20 party, / ok You 70 compare
an ofDcsr With shat Ut my; opponents.
ana s 1a y yous .1..td give
lse 60 serve the people Of this county
20 thu best Of my ability without fea
Or hyos. 8. 81. RICnAtDs0A,
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republic that 4 the silver nina
owner mikes . profit of - cents cnl
each dollar that the farmers will have
no share In that profit. Both Of them
can't have 1t. s
.Personals,,.


i, a. Wilson and y. D. Trenholme
were over on Wednesday night but
did not stay to hear Senator Roach. !. = I.
Messrs Esterly and Watt Of Bathgate,s
were over..on Monday to the republican
rally. Mr.. Esterly was one of the
speakers Of the evening, and deliver
ed most glowing grafton on the
subject Of the forthcoming rally at
Bathgate and invited US all over. !. (.
Mr.. Currie, OF Tyner. u republican
candidate for the legislature also took
In the republican rally. Mr.. Currie
reports satisfactory canvass SO far
and his election is almost a certainty
.....W. r. Bride returned on Sunday.
from . weeks visit at the Twin Cities
......T. A. Miller Of st. Thomas, was
over on Sunday .........O o. II. 10 I'M
son was in town on Friday, on his re-
turn from Chicago, where he had been
marketing a carload of sheep and
swine. -. G. Walper Of Cavalier, re-
gistered at the Winchester OH Sun
day.. r. A. Thacker was over from
Hamilton on Wednesday Mrs. G.
w. Ryan and James Wardwellreturn-
ed from Minneapolis on Tuesday.
They were in attendance at the state
w. Y. Z. u. there, and were the guests
of Mr.. and Mrs: r. H. Young, former
lv nf this MINER r. TX Gavilnar
with other hunters will spend part
OF next week at Rush Lake. w. f..
Grill who sells machinery for BUSH
ness and makes the silver question q
pastime, over at Hamilton. was in the
city on Monday. Personally w. r..
is good fellow but his politics are
'squw gee". ....... John Reed, who is
the pleasant assistant of Mr.. Noice
Of Leroy In the general merchandise
business there, was in Pembina on
Saturday, on bicycle trip. Mel
Frise and w. I'll. Randall were over
from Hamilton on Monday Mrs.
George Kemp returned last week
from Winniaeg, where she had been
for medical treatment. She has re-
turned to her home at Prattford and
is very much improved in health.
@. B. Pinney, representing the St.
Paul Dispatch, is in the city. The
Dispatch is taking prominent place
among the leading city dailies.