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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Tho sold standard advocates Ncllovc IN
sold as a standard with the largcs, pos
slble safe use ot silver amOng tho poo
PIE The Is TO I dreOmcrs believe IN the
so-carcd double standard, but We would
be driven hy this law to the use 81 SILVER
alone An sold standard countries use
laugc amounts OF silver ana no silver
standard country uses any gold what.
ever As the practical question is The
use % the metals IL follows tina, the
gold standard men are the true hlmetal.
lists and the Is to people the real mono-
metalistS Hence the hattie that VIII
No fought to finish this year IS whether
We will remain under gold standard.
with actual himetallism In use amonv
the people, gold and silver circulating
freely without Discrimination against
either, or shall We have so-called
double standard with silver monomctal-
NSm in actual uscs The battle Is b,.
tween substance and shadow, between
those who want hlmctalnsm In fact ana
those who want Il IN name only The
sold standard advocates arc the friends
of silver money, who would bring to It's
aid the power o. the government to keep
1t good. and they are its enemies who,
by unlimited coinage, wouh take nom |
ii the guaranty Of parity by the sovern-
mcat and thereby degrade It to its mar
kot value
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

No people ever did business under the
imaginary double standard, and every
attempt to enforce II has resulted in
alternating from one standard to an
other. England tried 1t for I7U years
and II was an utter failure. France
changed her ratio lis times in twelve
years. trying to establish the double
standard idea The phrase double
standard" Is q contradiction OF terms
Standard means correct measure. ana
there cannot be two different correct
measures OF value any more than there
can be two different correct weights to
sell by, two different correct compasses
to sail by. or two different correct ther-
mometers to measure temperature by.
II one measure is correct. the other can
not differ from 1t and be correct II is
an inexorable law OF money that when
two metals are coined at fixed ratio
and both made legal tender. If one be
Of less intrinsic worth than the other
the underyalued metal goes out OF cir
culatiOn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Judge Northup has made a good i'm
preston in Astoria He carries the same
plain and unassuming manners on the
platform which characterize his daily
demeanor in his court room and on the
street He pretends to no fiourishes OF
oratory, but tells what he has to say in
the practical, straightforward, business
like way which carries a conviction OF
his sincerity and the truth OF his ut
terances to his audience. He abuses no
one, but comedies the same honesty OF
purpose and opinion to his opponents
claimed for himself. He makes no care
less or exaggerated statements and Is
careful to back up every proposition he
advances with the name or place OF its
authority. His address impressed every
thinking man who heard It, and. whatever
may be the outcome Of his canvass,
Judge Northup is entitled to indulge the
satisfactory reflection that the great
cause Of sound money has been advanced
and materially strengthened by his pres
ence here last evening.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

III the sound money sentiment abroad
in the land is to save US from mischief
and disaster. it must be CrystaliIed ana
combined and made Immediately active
-It is dangerous to overlook the fact
that a vast number OF people. with
-scAnt opportunity thus far to examine
the question in all its aspects. have
nevertheless been ingeniously impressed
with spscioOs suggestions, which In
this time Of misfortune and depression,
md willing listeners prepared to give
credit to any scheme which is plausibly
presented as a remedy for their un-
fortunate condition '-Grover Cleveland.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
CURE FOR HEADACHE.

As a remedy for all forms OF Headache
Electric Bitters has proved to be the very
best. II affects a permanent cure and
the most dreaded habitual sick head
aches yield to It's influence. We urge all
who are afflicted to procure a bottle.
and give this remedy a fair trial In
cases Of habitual constipation Electric
Bitters cures by giving the needed tone
TO the bowels. and few cases long resist
the use Of this medicine. Try IL once.
Fifty cents, and 500 at Chas. Rogers
Drug Store
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
JUST THE MAN.
Washington Star.

Washington Star
Il wish that those ancestors OF ours
hadn't sat down and invented proverbs. ''
remarked a young attorney OF this city.
disconsolately.
Well" replied his friend. they prob
ably couldn't help putting in their time
that way. They were people OF intslll-
gence, and they had TO do something
Necessity knows no law"
That's the worst one Of the lot" was
the indignant reply. "A long time ago
some person said. Necessity knows no
law and the popular impression to that
effect is now so great that the more
I need practice in my profession the less
people seem willing to trust me with
business"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
CHILDREN WHO SUFFER-

from scrofulous, skin or scalp diseases
ought to be given DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery for purifying the
blood. For children who are puny, pale
or weak, the Discovery" is a tonic
which builds up both flesh and strength.
What is said Of it for children applies
equally to adults. As an appetizlng,
restorative tonic, II sets at work all the
processes Of digestion and nutrition,
rouses every organ into natural action,
and brings back health and strength.
In recovering from grippe" or in con-
yalescence from pneumonia, fevers, and
other wasting diseases, II speedily and
surely invigorates and builds up the
whole system.
For all diseases caused by a torpid
liver or impure blood, as Dyspepsia,
Biliousness, Blotches and Eruptions, II
gives most perfect satisfaction.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

I believe the Republican party at ST,
Louis should be governed by eonser-
-vative sentiment respecting the tariN.
but Il cannot be too pronounced on the
money question I am in favor OF an
explicit and uneouivocal declaration in
~favor Of maintaining the gold standard; /;
~for the money question ana not the
'tarin. will the issue OF the campaign
'-this year"-Benjamin Harrison.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
THERE ARE MORE WAYS OF SKIN
ING AN EEL

Than one. This, OF course, is no news
10 veteran fishermen who clean their owr
fish. But there is always a best way in
everything. The best way 10 overcome
or prevent malaria, to conquer incipient
rheumatism or kidney trouble and 10
relieve dyspepsia. billousness. constipa-
tion and nervousness. Is to begin without
delay, and to pursue steadily and regu-
larry, the use OF Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, standard medicine indorsed by
medical men everywhere. II strcnsth-
ems the system and improves the appe-
title and sleep Of those who employ It as
a restorative. and accomplishes health
giving results which fairly astonlsh those
previously unacquainted with It's efficacy
Invalids OF all sorts testify In It's behalf
Il Is the leading tonic OF this era
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

The agricultural. manufacturing, mer.
-eanule and wage-oarniDs interests OF
the United States. havC now an oppor-
"tunity to put this country beyond the
''easl Of doubt on a sound. safe and per
-manent gold basis. The party which
-faiis TO see that this is the only true
Issue. and to take its stand on a gola
platform, viii tight losing hattie in
'-the coming campaign. gu.r-Chauncey NJ.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
THE DISCOVERY SAVED HIS LIFE.

Mr. @. caillouette. Druggist, Beavers
Vile, Ill, says: ITO DR.. Kings New Dis
coYery l owe my life. Was taken with
La Grippe and tried all the physicians
Tor miles about, but Of no avail and was
given up and told / could not live. Hav-
ing DR.. Kings New Discovery in my
store sent for a bottle and be-
gan Its use and from the first dose
began to get better, and after using three
bottles was up ahd about again. II Is
worth its weight IN gold. We won't
Keep store or house without IT," Get
free trial at Chas Rogers Drug Store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Weary Watkins Ju know, got half a
mind to take a hath tirst chance | gity
Huugry Higgins --what-A-a.ts Il ain't
jeShin, Met scicntlhc rcllcr this
morning who SGT down and calculated
and proved by the aggrrs that | must
he carrytn' nlgh onto ton pounds un.
necessary weight Washington stnr.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

AN communications intended for publt
cation should be directed to the editor
Business communications OF an kinds
and remittances must be addressed to
The Astorian
The Astorian guarantees to It's sub
scribers the largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
Advertising rates can be had on appli-
cation to the business manager,
The Weekly Astorian, the second oldest
weekly in the state OF Oregon. has. next
to the Portland oregonian, the largest
weekly circulation in the state.
Jno. f. Handley & Co. are our Port
hand agents, and copies OF The Astorian
can be had every morning at their stand.
Ia Third street
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Important TO Americans seeking BnR.
ush Capital for now enterprises. ii.s
containing the nNmoa and adaresoe OF
100 SucccsSfm promoters who have placed
over no0VO,OOO AtorfinE In ForrlEn In.
vcatmcnta within the last six Year,. ana
over nS,0O0O0 for the sovcn montha of
1880 l'rlc'. Is, or 81. payable by postai
order TO tho London and Unlvoraal Bp-
rrau OF Investors. 20. Choapside. london.
u, G, Subscribers vii be entitled. bv ar
rangcmeht With tac directors 10 n'coiye
either pcruona; or letters OF introductoln
TO any OF these suscaaNfui promotoru
IWiH liSi is nrut class IN every rrapect
ana every man or Arm whose name an.
peal" therein may be depended updn.
For placing the following IL viii ~
found invaIuaiie--Bonda or sharcs OF In
1uStrta', Commercial and Financial con.
Germs Mortgage loans. Sale OF Ianaa.
Pascnta or Mines.
Dircctora:-
SIR EDWARD c. ROSS
HON WALTER C, PDPYH
,a CAPT, ARTHUR sTIFFE.
Copyrtoaaf
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

We might tell YOU more about one
Minute Cough Cure. but you probably
know that lt cures a cough. Every ona
does who has used n, IL Is perfect
remedy Tor coughs, colds. hoarpcness II
Is an especial avoritc Tor children. be-
INK pleasant 10 take ana quick In curing,
Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Witc-WclL JocJor how h. it with uy
husbanie noctof,-lnir to mtdlliny. ,o
TO speak; hc wants q rrst above ali
things ! hayv written uJt ID prcscrlr,
,ion Tor an vpiHty. WltrHAul when
must I Eivc him The m,diclrvc Uo.t.ia-
Him. The oplute is Tor you. madam -
Home and Farm
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

What do you think of my work with
the camera" said the young man, who Is
an enthusiastic amateur photographer
TITS splendid. In It's way" replied the
girl who means we'll Its better than
any OF the professional carlcaturlsts can
DO. .'-Washlngton Star
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
BUcKLENs ARNIcA sALvE.

The best salve In the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores. letter. Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and All Skin Erup-
tions,. and positive cure for Piles, or no
pay required 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfactlon, or money refunded.
Price, Is cents per box. For sale by
Chas. Rogers, Odd Fellows building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

increase the demand Tor gold TO any
great extent Alcohol is the standard
for measuring the strength o. an spirit
Gus liquors, yet that fact has never been
found to be very stramlug ON alcohol
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
DIDN'T GRASP THE IDEA.

Exchange.
Mother-Robert, l gave you half an
orange. didn't I?
Robert-Yessum.
Mother-Then why did you steal the
half gave your little sister,
Robert-Coz you told me to always
take her part, boo, hoo
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
MORE THAN HOME COMFORTS

Grand Rapids Herald.
Tommy (surprised)-Why. papa, /
thought that one spoonful OF sugar was
always enough for my coffee?
Tommy's Papa-This Is a restaurant.
my son Take all the sugar you want.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

American Girl (at Windsor Castle)-
Porter, Is there any chance to get II
glimpse Of the queen? Gentleman at the
Gate-I am not the porter. / am the
Prince Of Wales. American Girl-How
lucky | am Is your mother in?--New
York Weekly.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

It's just as easy 20 try Cns Minute
Cough Cure a. anything else. IT'S easter
TO cure sever cough or cold With Il.
Let your next purchase FOR a cough be
one Minute Cough Cure, Better modi-
cine; better result better try H. chas.
Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Hotel Keeper-what did the stranger
say when you gave him the bill Of farey
Waiter-Such monstrous prices he never
saw; we were an abomlnal gang OF
thieves Hotel Keepcr-Good! SO hc
didn't become abusive. then?-Fliegendc
Blaetter
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Judge Northup Is entitled to the dis
tinction Of not only having held the larg-
est but decidedly the most enthusiastic
meeting of the present campaign in As
tnrfa
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
IN THE FIVE CENT SHOP.

Richmond State
Barber (pausing in the mutllation)-
VIII you have close shave. sir?
Victim with a gasp)-If / get out OF
this chair alive shall certainly consider
IL such
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Mr.. VIII II. Low will have biographi-
cal and critical paper in McClure's
Magazine for June on Dante Gabriel Ros-
setu, Holman Hunt Burne-Jones, and
other men of the pre-Raphaelite group,
illustrated win reproductions OF the best
works Of these paiHlterB
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Burns arc absolutely painless when De-
Wits Witch Hazel saive 10 promptly
applied. This statement 10 truG 4 per-
feet remedy for skin diseases. ehapped
hands and lips. and never fails to cure
piles cha& Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Can you accommodate me Win a room
tonight Yes. str Pint or quart s'
In the metropolis ot tho Western world.
where the mind OF man Is busted much
with the liquor problem, the EcitKclst
wears its inevitable local color IN large
check patterns. Detroit Tribune.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Theatrical Manager-In this scene you
must assume the air of man who has
50 much money that he Is indifferent TO
wealth. The star-All right I'll try 20
imagine that you have paid me my sal
ary In full-Phlladelphia North Ameri-
can
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
Mrs. Alice Freeman Palmer, expire.

Mrs. Alice Freeman Palmer, ex-presi-
dent OF Wellesley college, is now in
, Venice. She has accepted tho Invitation
OF the American Missionary Association
70 De one OF the speakers at the jubilee
OF the association in Boston next octo-
Der. Her subject will be: "Educa-
uonal Equipment for Missionary Serv-
ice."
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Take a dose OF Dewitt's Little Early
Risers Just for the good they will do
you. These little Pills are good for In
digestion. good for headache. good for
liver complaint. good for constipation.
They are good. Chas. Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

All the patent medicines advertised IN
this paper, together with the choicest
perfumery. ami toilet articles etc. can
be bought at the lowest prices at J. W.
Conns drug store. opposite Occidental
Hotel Astoria.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Bacon-Its funny you don't ride? Eg-
bert-Pm waiting until they have b.
cycles built for two" you can get
tandems now" Il know; mean a BIZ
cycle built for s2."-Yonkers Statesman
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Now. Johnny. do you understand thor
oughly why | am going 10 whip your
'Yes'm- You're in bad humor this morn
in. and you've got to HEX somebody be-
fore you'l feel satisfied. "-Harlem ILfe.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Teacher-James, what makes you later
James-I was pursuing knowledge.
misunderstanding knowledge? What
dou mean? James-Why, my dog ran
on with my spelling book, and ran
after hm.-Harper's Round Table
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

II Is not a miracle. II won't cure
everything. but II VIII cure piles. That's
what DeWltts Witch Hazel salve will
do. because II has done II in hundreds
OF cases. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

It's all the same. a slight cold, congest-
cd lungs or severe cough. One Minute
Cough Cure banishes them.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Pure blood means good health. De-
Wits sarsaparilla purihes the blood.
cures Eruptions. Eczema, scrofula, and
all diseases arising from impure blood.
Chas Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
SHE SIGHED AND HE ruMpLrp.

Washington Post
They wcre sitting IN the twilight and
he was explaining how he lost his
money.
You SEQ Il was IN this way; In the
quarter stretch my horse was two lengths
ahead, hut he gradully lost ground, TN
IN the home stretch he was neck and
neck with the Young filly-"
How lovely" she exclaimed. inter
rupting him and moving q little closer.
How lovclye' he repeated ~ don't
understand had money ON the horsc
that was drcpping behind"
Yes, Harry, I know; but / was think
ing how perfectly beautiful IL must have
been 20 % neck and neck
Then he gave "A prptractrd SIGH. ad-
justcd his position, and thcrc In the si.
lcnce and gloaming they Illustrated. m
pantomimc a modern racing term.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

A little III. then a little Pill. The m
has gone, the pill has won. DeWltts
Little Early Risers are the little pills that
cure great Ills. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoFla.

1t will surprise a good many well-in-
formed people that General Lew Wallace
receives higher pay for his writings thnn
any other living American author.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

DeWitt's sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood. II builds I'd ana
strengthens constitutions impaired By
disease. Chaa Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Busy people have no time. and sensible
people have no inclination to use n slow
remedy One Minute Cough Cure acts
promptly and gives permanent benefits.
Chas. Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Talk may be cheap" says the Mana
yunk philosopher, but the man who re-
tains a lawyer knows diferently."-
Philadelphia Record.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

The Inquisitve One-Did you STUDY
your art here or abroad? The Poster
Designer-Art? l wouldn't dare study
II. might spoil my style.-lndianapo
lis Journal
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

\ drowning man would have little use
for q method Of rescue which would re-
Quire days A dyspcpuc doesn't want
10 bother with a remedy that is going to
take weeks 70 show It's beneficial effects
The Mount Lebanon shakers Rrc Offcr-
ing product under the uaur % shaker
Digestive Cordial which yields immc-
di0te rclict, The very first dose proves
beneficial In most cases; and IL is owicg
70 ,heir unhounjed confidence IN Il thar
they have put 10 cent sample hotties on
the market Those can be- had through
any druggist; and IL will repay the az
iicted to invest the triAing sum neces-
sary 20 make a trial
The Shaker Digestive Cordial relieves
by resting the stomach and aiding the
digestion OF food.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

When Baby was ack. We gave her castoriA.
When she was Child. Ghe cried for Canoria,
When Hhe became Miss, she chung to castoria.
When SheL Children, she ga . them castoria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
rERns OF SUBSCRIPTION.
wREKLY

Sent by mail per year Sc In advance,
postage free, 20 subSoribors.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Contains no Ammonia or Alum,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27
ENGLISH CAPITAL FOR AMERICAN
INVESTMENTS.

- - ~ AaAffNNENt
Auditor and Police Judge
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

LANOL Is the best medicine for chill
dren. Doctors recommend 1t in place OF
Castor OIL.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-05-27

Notice IA hereby gltrn that the asuc,lN-
mont madc by Ordinance No, A0s NJ tho
city ot Astoria, confirming tho asscsa-
mont ON Roll No, 4. for the construction
nt q dIain IN the city OF Astoria. ua latd
out aud recorded by John Affair." rom-
mcnclng at a point IN hlook S aud hav.
ing its outlet b rhirty,thlrd street. be-
tween blocks 10 and H. IN Adalra As-
,orIa, and known and designated aa
Drainage plaIrlot No, l." win bc duo
aud PAYABLE on thc 18th day ot May iS,d.
Ia U, \, sold or silver coin az tho oIil1o
ot the city treasurer aud V not 80 paid
Within or hct,re said time, tho common
council VIII order warrants issued for
tho collection pf the same The aaseua.
mcnt is as follows,