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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

WASHINGTON, D. c., Feb, s,-The
Popullst senators have decided to cIu-
Gus to vote solEdly against re-commit-
ting the silver substitute for the tariff
bill 10 the committee on finance. II the
Democrats stand together against the
Quay motion. the decision OF the Pop
ullstS Will insure Its defeat.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
A MAD ADMIRER.
For Fourteen Years Levy Dogged
Mrs. Lellman's Footsteps.
WHEN SHE WAS HEART WHOLE

lie Prosecuted Her with Iils Attentions,
and Several rhrashings Administered
by the Lady's Brother Did Absto uis
Ar,ior-An,er Her Marriage lie Renewed
His Attentions, Until the Other Day,
when lie was Arraisnsd In court and
Sent to the Insane Asyian-A Peculiar
Case ofInfatuatIon.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

Simply apply swAYNE.s OINTMENT.
No informal medicine required. Cures tet.
Ter, eczema, itch. all cruptlonB on tho
incO, hands nose, etc. leaving tho skin
clear, white and healthy. Ita great heal.
ing and curative powers are possessed by
RSSv%4 s;E TsnSa AN your dru t1Est for
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

Observation-Disclosures; intense itching
md singing; most at night; worse by
scratching. II allowed 70 continue III.
ate. becoming worry sore. SwAYSE'S
OINTMENT stops the itching and bleed.
Ing, heals liberation, and In most caHos
removes the tumorS. AZ druggists or by
mali. for. 20 cents. Dr.. swaynO & Son,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
,,,n,,n, committee on Trial.

JOHANNESBURG. Feb. G.-The trial
OF tho members OF the reform eo nI mi
leo began to-day Win INC LoIIna. w NJ
dcnce Of the mining comrn ,s ,pn IL
depOscd that the men hsiu nc or NV"
inc the Government OF the TransVaal.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

OIL cITY-Credit balances 81 43: GER
est, lowest and closed at 81 i0Is nomi-
naily bid; shipments 7o.2S6 barrels;
runs 97,50T barrels.
NEW YoRK-Petroleum weak and
closed ut 81 t9Ys bid.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

INDIANAPOLIS. Ind. Feb; G-T tn
condition OF william II. Engilsn c ~
icnl to-day. Yesterday ana tOuI I, ,t M,
English has had several lo"s 'AP"''
into unconHciouHncss.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

A HIGH liver with torpid liver Will
not be long liver. Correct the liver
with DewItt's Little Early Risers, little
pills that cure dyspepsia and constlpn-
ton. Logan & Co. Wheeling, W. Va,
Co, Bridgeport, o. 2
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

IF you want to be on the safe side, size.
a,ick TO tho old reliable, Dr. Bull
Cough syrup. II is sold by uc'N'F9
everywhere.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

WASHINGTON. Feb. 6,-seeretary
ryove smith. in n conference With the
ho"Sc PacIiic railroads committee To-
aOv advocated the foreclosure OF me
government mortgage on the Ell. Gacihe
rnoiIroa Il md n e.snle OF tho roads'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

IT not only is 70. 1t must be 80, One
limits what makes It 20. Logan Drug
Co, Wheeling, W. Va, y. II. Peabody,
Benwood. and Bowie & Co., Bridgeport.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
Metals.

NEW YoRK-Pig iron quiet; south
ern 81 1903 co.; northern $l2 009l3 80
Copper firm. Lead firm. Tin quiet;
straits $lS S09l3 40: plates quiet. Spell
ter quiet.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

NEW YoRK-There was n much I'm
proved inquiry for,ali c.;5ces OF goods,
as result OF the much better feeling
consequent to the over-subscription of
the bonds. Printing cloths in demand,
and some sales unohiclally reported Mt
2& cents.
FALL R1vDR-Print cloths duh at
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

UT Ss PF ' Ali GruEgisiS sell cm for sSe
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
&.A Pennsylvania Stations.
|VlgpnnsVIVaRid LINES.
Nl Trnina Run hY contrnl Timn.


ncKnr oFYtcIs AT pF1'SsTLVANA STATION Of
WATER ST., Foor oY ELEVENTH IT., WnEKLIRo,
AT NclluNE HuuER, WHrRLIEl, AND AT TUI
pEHNHYLVANIA STATION nEtD1grulT,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

ThoClsqslind, Loralu 4 Wheeling R. B.
Time TaSl. IN orec. Monday. November 81. is'a
f,arriand nnnni- Foot Of South water Street
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
NnpIq ~.
5sod1cFe DeStrOySHealth

,,,,.la poor memory, irritanllity, nor.
E',a s.., and intellectual exhaustion, II
v' s..s, o,a,s forms Of disease. such as cpl
, ,l's heart disease, apopIcss, InsaaIts,osc
nr. Miles Nervine Cures.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
Wheeling BFldde ( Terminal RY.

Time Table No. IS to take effect lg:Oi
q, m, Sunday, November 70. 1895
Leave WhOellng--fS:0Q, tS:I5, fll:to u. N,
t2:20. '3;l5, tt;SO. $500 p, m.
Leave penlnslla.ts;e6. to:6l, Ill:tG q
Leave Martins Fsrfl-tsl2, 1851, Sll:1
n. M, f7Ss, 'S;si, tli2 1912 .. m.
Arrive Terminal Jnnetion-fS:iL tioo1
Leave Terminal 1unction-iT:sa, 500 a.
m, 'i2:to q. m, Is:6R, bi6S, ts:ii, fS:iS ,, m.
Leave Martins Fetfy:1zt1:3S, so;p1 q. m,
'i2IS, N;oA, ttIo, tSla, tS;k2 >, m.
Hal. ttii1, t5:1S, tS:6s .. m.
'i2:sT jan, ti;sA 1851. tS;6S p. nj.
spally; tDaay except Sunday. isun.
All trains will run on Eastern Time
J. y, TAuSSIG, Superintendent
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07

7.7o a. m. from Cleveland to Uhriehsyilis. 9 IS
D. m from uhrtchSyIlle 70 Cleveland runs daiiy.
Through connections and through tickets 70
all points Call on our agenu or address
n. O. CARREL General Passenger AEgnt.
Wheeling & Elm Grove Railroad.
On and After Saturday. February, 1891 trcina
will run Is follows. city time;
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
wnEgLING { PITTSBURGH pIvfslO'
RAILROADS.

For Pittsburgh. GSS aud $50 a NJ. and 5;ts p
M. daily anda. D. m. daily except Sunday.
For Pittsburgh and the eait. tSS O. m. anda:e
p. h., daily.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-02-07
LpGvE wHERLISG

tnAilY. except Sunday.
Sunday church ttAlnS will leave Kin droyou
p;I3A m, and Wheeling INV p M
II. + WklSuERBER Gen Manager,
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
He Meant Well.

The story Of the Irishman who wrote
his friend, saying, Telegraph me If
you don't get this letter." was equaled
in local business house. One Of the
Office men came down and found that
be had left his keys behind. He sent to
his wife for them, and the messenger
returned with the information that the
keys were not there At this juncture
George -, fellow clerk, said, "Why.
I found your keys"
Where are they:" said the first
clerk.
II have them in my pocket" said
George 81 pushed note through the
slit of your desk telling you that I had
them"
well. you idiot" said the first,
show was to get the note when the
desk was locked?"-New Orleans
Times Democrat.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
fro BE coETNUED.1

Mr.. Morton Kennedy, of Schooleys,
o., says: l suffered with rheumatism
for years, and spent every dollar 1
could spare for medicine, but never
found anything which did me half so
much good as Lightning Blood Elixir.
The wonderful relief l obtained from
it would make it cheap at $40 a
bottle. For sale by G. F. Clay.
Massey & Sons of Lipscomb, Maury
Co., Tenn, writes as follows: Light
ming Hot Drops is the greatest medi-
cine for the mumps l ever saw; gives
instant relief" For sale by G. F.
Clay.
Mr.. Edward W. Smith, Proprietor
of the Lake View Marble Works,
Youngstown, o., says: / used Light
ming Hot Drops for a badly sprained
ankle, and it's action as liniment
was both soothing and effectual 1t
is indeed good remedy" For sale
by G. F. Clay, Napoleon O.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
WHY MAN is WEARY.
This Is Typical Tale Of Domestic Woo
and Sorrow.

This Is a Typical Tale Of Domestic Woe
and Sorrow.
A good many hundreds and even
thousands of long suffering husbands
can bear sorrowful testimony to the fact
that this is the sort of catechism the
wives of their bosoms subject them to
every time they put on their hats to go
out in the evening:
Where are you going?"
"Oh, I'm going out for few min.
utes. -
"Where?"
"Oh, nowhere in particular.
"What for?"
"Oh, nothing"
"Why do you go, then?"
"Well. I want to go; that's why?"
"Do you have to go?"
II don't know that I do.''
"Why do you go, thenP"
Because.
Because what?'
"Well, simply because. - 9.
"Going to be gone long?" =.
"No"
"How long?"
II don't know"
Anybody going with you"
"No."
well, it's strange that you can't be
content to stay at home few minutes.
Don't be gone long, will you?"
"No"
''See that you DON'T"
This is one reason why so many mar.
riages are dead. fiat fizzle and failure.
Buffalo Times.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05

'I'9n afraid my poor sketch fs hardly
aU0Tth your looking at"
eyes, however, and noting the inquir-
ing candor and sweet innocence of thei1
expression, he answered out manfully:
"They say you are very young and
very pretty. You could hardly expect
them to say or to think anything else,
could you?'
She smiled and blushed.
"Oh, don't know" she said. "You
see, l thought they might think me-
we'll, funny!'
He stared.
Funny"
"Yes. Because it does seem funny,
doesn't it, for such little thing as
am, to be a married woman? Some peo-
pie must think it curious. Fancy, q
married womanl Oh, l am quite old
enough-I am 20-but don't seem to
be tall enough or big enough" !" and she
spread out her pretty hands expressive.
ly and with a charming smile. II don't
know quite where I got all my silly
ideas from, but when was at school
used to think married woman meant
somebody fat and important looking,
who always wore a cap at breakfast
and bow Of velvet on the exact top Of
her head by way of full dress at dinner.
I did, really" And her eyes sparkled at
the sound Of Fane's joyous laughter.
"Of course know better now, but
them Here she broke off as she saw
the easel Just in front Of her, with the
unfinished sketch upon 1t. She looked
at it long and earnestly, and Fame
watched her, feeling somewhat curious
to know what sort of criticism this ba-
by faced creature would pass upon 1t.
She studied it from every point with
close attention. and her eyes grew soft
and serious.
"It is very human" she said at last.
"The poor split tree tells its own his.
tory. You can see it did not know any.
thing. 1t grew up quite happily, always
looking at the sky and believing that
no harm could befall it, till all at once
the lightning struck it to the heart and
killed it. And in this picture Of yours
it seems to ask, Was it my fault that
fell? OF course you mean 1t as an en-
blem Of some noble, ruined life, do yor
! not?"
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05

not" she said slowly. and he fancied
he saw her tremble. "Ihave never been
in haunted house to my knowledge,
and. Of course, it will be a new expert
ence." She forced little smile. "Idid
not know Dunscombe Hall had a ghost. "
"We1, you know now," said her
husband cheerfully. ''But it is a ghost
that never comes indoors And the
haunted mere is a mile OF from the
house, so no one is likely to make its
acquaintance. You will let me know
in good time, Mr.. Fame, as to whether
you can undertake my commission or
not?'
Certainly"
The conversation then changed to
other matters, and when they parted for
tho night Fame thought Mira Allingham
looked very tired and sad. A great pity
filed his heart for the winsome little
creature, who seemed made for special
tenderness and care and who, despite
the fact Of her married dignity, had
such an air of pathetic Loneliness about
her.
poor little womanp' he murmured,
as he strolled out by himself in the
warm moonlight before going to bed.
"She has got perfectly irreproachable,
commonplace prig for o husband. He
will never do her any harm openly,
never grudge her anything, never scan
dalize her in the least, and yeti
He did not pursue the train Of his re-
flections-he glanced at the moon, the
tall straight pine trees, the dewy turf
then, with sigh over what he, as a
modern pessimist, was disposed to con-
slider the fairness and futility" of Gre
alton generally, forgot everything in a
sound and dreamless sleep.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05

Probably not But if you do, try and get
the dyspepsia by unwise feeding. Then you'll
suffer martyrdom with vengeancel Some
people are martyrs to this complaint from
attendant horrors of heartburn. wind and
pain in the stomach. weary slumber and
nightmare caprieious appetite. nausea, bill
liousness leanness and sallowness. No
necessity for all this. The complaint. obsti-
nate as it Is, when the ordinary remedies are
brought to bear upon 1t. invariably yield to
the great stomaohic. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which restores tranquility. to the
gastric region and nerves. regulates the liver
weakness OF the stomach, and promotes ap-
petite and an increase of flesh. That ''tocsin
Of the soul" the dinner BELL when it peals
upon the ear, suggests no premonition OF
have tried course of the Bitters, which also
banishes biliousness, rheumatism. nervous
ness, malaria and kidney trouble.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
The Hungarian Crown.

The Hungarian crown, the royal
headdress worn at their accession by all
the Austrian emperors, is the identical
one made for Stephen and used by him
at the time of his coronation, more than
800 years ago. 1t is of pure gold and
weighs 8 marks and 9 ounces (about
IA pounds avoirdupois). 1t Is adorned
with So sapphires, so rubies, emerald
and 338 pearls, but no diamonds, it be-
ing notion of the royal Stephen that
diamonds were unlucky.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
That Tired Feeling

About which newspaper jokers write
so much is with most of us, at times,
an actual condition and not to be
laughed at fact. 1t is the result of
long neglect and misuse of the
stomach and bowels. DR.. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin comes in and removes
this feeling and life again seems
worth living. Try 1Oc bottle 90
doses 10 cents) of Saur & Balsley.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
Six weeks ago l suffered with a yer,

Six weeksago l suffered with very
severe cold; was almost unable to
speak. My friends all avised me to
consult a physician. Noticing Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy advertised
in the st. Paul Volks Zeitung | pro-
cured bottle, and after taking it a
short while was entirely well. l now
most heartily recommend this remedy
to anyone suffering with cold. VIM.
Keil, 67S Selby Ave st. Paul, MINI.
For sale by D. J. Humphrey. I'm
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
Death.

Fear death, but be not afraid of
death. To fear it whets thy expectation.
If thou canst endure it. it is but slight
pain; if not, it is but short pain. To
fear death is the way to live long; to be
afraid of death is to be long a-dying.-
Exchange.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-05
Do You Want to be a Martyr?

"I cannot onite tell whether / do o
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26

year TO pay small rent Those that neg
lected their lands were evicted. while others
occupied. Speculation IN hnd. however. was
I'm twenty, or thirty years" said the
Baron, "let those or our colonists who have
prospered make tradesmen. mechanics, law
yers or doctors OF their children, IL II so
pleases them, but the present generation OF
must so tSs Rs aasS sy ay o sand ana on
level with all races OF men,"
This scheme has been attended with con-
The Baron had an only son. Lucien. who
died In 1881, 10 his fathers intense and last
Ing sorrow. Previous to that. since 1884 he
race course, and after his death the Baron
himself turned his attention to the turf.
turquoise collar and cap" 1t was not long
before he became popular. and he soon came
10 be known as an intimate friend OF the
trained in the same stable as those Of the
heir TO the throne
The best thoroughbred he ever owned
stud. by ST. Simon. % out of Culver. The
Baron paid $4,000 for her. but ne got II
back with enormous interest. In 1892 when
she was a three-year-old she was started
nine times and was beaten only I'm the Der
by In which she was tremendous favorite.
but ran second 20 Sir Hugo. an outsider.
In that year she won for her owner such
famous events as the Thousand Gulneas at
Newmarket, the Oaks, the st. Leger, the
Lancashire plate and the Cambridgeshire.
1t is a record unprecedented In the history
OF the English turf His annual winnings.
amounting. on the average OF 100000. were
spent in charity.
Baron Hirsch is described OF late years
as compactly-built man, standing about
five feet ten. and weighing about 175 pounds.
He was square-shouldered and with very
slight prominence at his waist. His face.
not notably strong, was ruddy and his head
bald on TOP, only few gray hairs cropping
out from a reddish scalp The rest of his
hair was thick, strong and gray. His fore
head was large, but very slightly retreating.
His eyes, large, round and brilliant, We're of
a clear greenish shade. with the white of
the eyeballs showing a slight tendency to
be bloodshot. heavy, cringy moustache
adorned his moderately wide mouth.
His dress was exceedingly quiet and simple
and nothing more than a clerk on 81 900
year would wear In this country.
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
HE CAN WHISTLE
One Of the Presfdent's Accomplish
ments Not Well known.

washington Times.
wild duck shooting, craftsmanship and ang-
ling President Cleveland Is whistler OF no
mean repute, and his favorite air, singularly
Threads Among the doid.S An attache Of
the White House, who has heard any num-
Der OF presidential whisthng bees, described
Mr.. Clevelands musical fad.
He cannot sing WELL" said the attache
because his voice is not well modulated
although have frequently heard him hum
sion. But he is a whistler from whistler
Vile, and he has made the tune of Silver
Threads Among the Gold popular among
frequent rendition of II.
Another tune that has caught his fancy
Is Sousa's King Cotton although he does
not whistle that air as frequently as he
does the other. hearu him trying to sing
10 one Of the babies several mornings ago.
1t was nursery ditty. but he could not car
TO smile at his attempt"
The attache compared the Presidents
whistling capacity TO that OF the ''whistling
COON described In the vaudeville ditty as
whistling in the morning, whistling at night
and whistling all day long. The presidential
whistle. according TO the Executive Mansion
empioye, is a peculiar one, and readily dis
tinguishahle from the everyday whistle OF
the small boy. or strong-lunged man who
massaesss mas ere the latest popular airs and man
Clevelands whistle Is low and pleasant in
sound, somewhat resembling the liquid
notes Of. Of the M thrush; i,.I and not at all dis
His favorite times for whistling are In
the morning just after breakfast or while
alone In his office engaged at work after the
hours Tor receiving callers have passed.
Then II was that the strains Of
''Birdie. am growing old.
Silver threads among the goid.''
float out into the executive Railways and
send pleasant echoes scurrying through the
sion, with Its hign ceilings and quaint hooks
and corners: II. Is then. too that those at
tached to the house silently drink in the
Presidents concert as the strains float from
out the Office or nursery.
Whether the Presidents favorite air
about silver threads among the gold'' came
TO him as a suggestion from the battles
royal which are now raging In the ranks OF
the Two great political parties over the
~ ~rssRdsfiye merits Of the yellow and white
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
nohbin,s soIiIoaux.

Farewell a long farewell to all my great
ness!
This Is the state of horsefiesh; to-day a king
Upon the turf: tomorrow comes the trolley,
And knocks his market value to $40:
And then society takes up the wheel,
Leaves its former idol In the stables.
Or works him into glue, cuts him up
And sends him I'm tin cans TO Germany!
Dad-bing the wanton boys that hump their
shoulders,
And pump their little thin legs up and down.
And pass me on the boulevards, and give me
The hal ha! and pain! IT beats my time
BY several seconds. I'm not In II now,
Vain pompous boy! Vain bloomer girl! hate
ye
feel my oats no longer. o. how wretched
Is the old plug whose owner wants to sell
him -~s-----~-s --a---s
And buy bicycle! Far better for. him
II he were saw-horse! Amy other kind
Is up against 1t.
\ ..------ ,....,..,- Chicago Tribune.
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
Lava Caves of the Azores

Apfu OutluB-
The formation OF caves in q lava stream
is a curious process. and one which the ex-
plorer will be interested to realize as his
Investigations proceed: and in these islands
II has some remarkable af1 perfect Illus
trations. 1t VIII be understood that the
stream from a volcano soon begins to cool
externally as IL travels. But with a great
stream. say 30 or 10 feet thick, long time
passes before it becomes finally cooled and
solid TO its center. A large body OF melted
lava still remains liquid in its interior, form
ing as il were, huge conduit or tube full
OF the white hot matter AS this accumu-
lates by the continued supply from above,
the vast pressure of the liquid on the lower
end OF the stream increases The effect may
be easily imagined. The solid crust at the
front OF the dow breaks out; the melted in
terror rushes on again. and the great tube
Is emptied or its contents SO far as they re-
main liquid. leaving behind q hollow cavern
which may. and occasionally does, extend
In the course OF centuries subsequent erup-
fions may deposit new beds Of cinder Or ash
streams Of lava to any extent above N: but
tho cave 90 forme(k<mny Remain intact
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26

Washington Star.
where are you going?" asked the pedes-
trian,
'Oh. I'm jes takin' century rum" replied
Meandering Mike.
But you haven't any bicycle"
"No, de principles de same. I jes' keeps
a goin' nowhere in pertickler fur de sake o.
seein' how much ground kin cover
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
Had to Keep Hustling.

'dts strange" said the thoughtful man.
'how some people give up their lives TO the
pursuit OF money. There's Catchington. He's
an old man and millionaires but wouldn't
does"
NO" replied his wife. ''but you haven't
any CLsl son-in-law in your family. as he
has, either.
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
What She Wanted.
Judge.

Mr.. Henpec-Do you see anything wrong
with this hat?
His Friend-No; why?
Mr.. Henpec-Well. when I wear that hat
my wife is always kicking at IL.
His Frend-Well. it's plain she wants you
to get her position in the ballet.
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
No Use for Back Number.

Town Topics.
ASK papa" he said. gently freeing HIM
self
ASK papav' the leap-year girl calculated
"Neveri I'll ask your mother
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
Time-Tricd and Firc-Tested.

Isaacstein. Jr.-vot you puying new safe
for, fadder?
Isaacstein. sr.-Vell. der old von's been
droo many fires der safe manufacturers
want II for an advertisement.
The Indianapolis journal., 1896-04-26
A Victim of Habit.


Elder Berry, believe told you Joblots
used to be a school teacher?
DR. Thirdly-Yes. What Of Il?
Elder Berry-Ever since he got into the
church he has been urging a change OF text
books.