The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1896-01-09
My heart beats true,
To the Red, White aud Blue"

VIM. V. Noe. McEwen. Humphrie County,
Tenn. asks if any of The TRIBUNE readers
can forward him q copy of a work entitled
shades, Shadows and Linear Perspective, by
Prof. Charles Davies LID. He says he would
be glad to return the favor in any way possi-
bic.
II. J. Hcalan, Rock Spring. Ga, would ap-
preciate letters from young ladies under %.
Holiday greetings came from b. Marta Scott,
Alexandria, Ind. She says she is still loyal to
the &C, but has been too busy with her school
to communicate very much with the members.
Her father is dead, and she would like very
much to hear from his comrades OF tho ONO
volunteers.
A portrait and sketch of Ella Z. Calkins APP
pears in a group entitled "Six Bright Pen
Workers" in the Penmdn'S Art Journal for De-
cember. Her associates are Anna Nj. Han,
Almal Stuff Kate Seaman, Lucia Chamberlain,
and Mrs +. NJ. Wallace.
The marriage of Minnie Turner, daughter of
Mrs. i. Z. Turner, o: Lynn, Mimi, aud James
Horn was celebrated at the home of the bride s
aunt, Minneapolis, in beautiful style, and
shortly after the happy couple wentto house
keeping in their pretty home, Sumner street,
which their young friends had all lighted up
for their arrival. Best wishes for long and
prosperous welded life.
LISTEN TO scRAPEs.
Among the Keystone boys who attended the
Pittsburg Reunion was a bright-eyed S of ",
whose clever ways and sparkling wit captured
more hearts than one. At present we are IN
doubt in regard to his whereabouts. whether he
has removed to the Cannbal Islands or been
drowned in the sea of oblivion. Speak out,
Sammy, if you're still alive, and tell Us where
You are.
Aud so the Chaplain says he won't give his
son TO girl who can't cook2 We'll, Deacon
Mack, when it comes to good "cookin j am
right "n it,"
A century ago only ministers received the
title =" Mr.; all other men receiving the prefix
Goodman TO their names ! am told that
one of our New York sisters, who is somewhat
conservative, still clings 10 the custom of an
earlier date; and during her visit in Louisville
persisted in calling certain &C. boy &c. Ell
mer." She didn't even call him Goodman.
Wasn't that just cruel!
THE future generations
If make mistake,
Viii have the biscuits
That papa has TO make"
So much for the new woman. la! Ia!
We are pleased to hear of Miss Deighton's
success public speaker. She is truly one of
the brightest Daisys in the garden of human
flowers.
Why all this noise about boomers? They
are surely an Improvement on Ewes fig leaves;
and, STILL Adam thought she was the best look
q
Mid the wilds of old Missouri,
Where the Mississippi rolls,
Al alone lives Scrips lie bachelor
Girls take pity his soul
Who SAYS that isn't poetry?
The Kansan tells of cyclones that can carry
a cellar or 4 mortgage from farm says J. II.
Neaderhauser. You're right, Johnny. il takes
three Penusylvanans TO believe one kausau.
That lever heard-of-and- ever heard-from "
Amos! O, girls. couldn't we raise fund aud
pay him yearly salary to keep quiet?
How fortunate TO have among our number an
inhabitant OF Angels Isle! May his wings never
lose feather, not even pinfesiher.
We pay this tribute to the Buckeye girl who
is cassed with "our little ones:
Our loyal craft rides proudly ON,
Aud safe from harm we feel;
No storm wreck The Progress ship
While Dell is AT the wheel.
Here's TO Scrips and Scraps May Fate cast
halo of glory around your future. and shield
you from all such "terrors" as boomers and
women politicians. Scrapcs.
p. 81 forgot to mention Postscript Good
luck TO you in your Old Kentucky Home"
Scrapes