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The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31

Mr.. T, b. Tinker will begin in,tuc.
ilons In bicycle riding at Bonneville
building, Carr sold stand, Lessons at
all hours. Ladies' only, from I to d p m.
Arrangements tor wheels may he made
at ] A. Mye,ss hardware store. 9li
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31

GatEsguRo, Ills, July S0.-A footing
npof ~ \returns brought into the meet.
ing otfbe Knox county Democratic cen.
tral committee shows that O. Democrats
viii vote FOR Mckinley and 729 Repub.
licans Tor free silver The returns are
based on a thorough canvass Of each
township, Among the latter arc Sci.
don Gale, bank director. and founder
OF the city.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31
CALIFORNIA BANKERS ron eoLD.
They Are Afraid Of frce silver as the
Democratic Platform Declares

They Are Afraid Of frce silver as the
Democratic Platform Declares
SAN Francisco, July 8O.-The Cali.
fornia Bankers association has issued
pamphlet ON the financial question. Tho
members believe currency is the vital Is,
sue Of the presidential campaign. They
take the position that the plank in the
Democratic platform favoring the "freo
coinage Of silver at a ratio Of 10 20 I
without awaiting a similar accoption by
any other government" is a most dan.
gerous one. They set forth that Y the
United States should alone attempt the
free coinage of silver At that ratio gold
would be boarded to await premium
or shipped TO foreign countries and sil.
yer alone romain a. a circulating medi.
um. They also fear capital would bo
driven away, credit paralyscd aud en-.
terprise crippled,
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31

jackson, July sO.-Bart Green, color.
ed, waa hanged hare for thabrusk muF.
der Of Miles p. Mitchell Of HAEdemaa
county On Dec. 10 last He proclaimed
hls innonce to the lnn,.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31
colo oEMocRATs of IOWA
Cali Issued ror Them To Meet a. Des
Meinss Aug. a


Meines Aug. a
MARsnALIrowN, Ia. July 30 Il NJ.
Martin, state committeeman, has issued
. call for a conference Of gold stand.
ard Democrats al Dos Moincs on Aug
4, for the parpose Of organizing aiid 70
select representative TO attend the In.
dianapolis meeting ON Aug. I. Mr..
Martin says in the call; "The honor Of
the nation, as well a. the preservation
u principles Of true Democracy. Al
stake and l invite the individual som
ocrtts Of Iowa who are loyal 20 hei'
faith 20 attcnd this Dcs Moincs con
ference Tho time ior action a now.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31
NntIce

J. King has secured the services Of
an expert IN stable horsc shoeing. Sat-
lsiactlon guaranteed. 200.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31

put notiokct In districts where the sound
money Democrats have the best show,
and for the Democrats to step aside in
districts where the Republicans dOmi.
nate. and that prominent Republicans
IN Montgomery favor that programme
and have written Secretary Herbert tha,
Il he would make the race for congress
in this district they would sec 10 il that
the Republicans would not oppose him
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31

r.assoN. ,Jeiy 90 The Ilish al
paatcd ia tiird reaalnR IN ~ house q
1nmmons.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31
Notice.

Pupils in lain. mathematics, etc, re-
ceived at any time during the summer.
sO5 Miss Lvcy NAV JOHNSON.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-07-31
HERBERT FOR CONGRESS.
The secretary Sr-,As Navy spoken Of
~ . Canhidate

MONTGOMERY, AA, July gO.-The
Montgomery AdvNtiser. which has
bolted tho Democratic national tiokei,
in an editorial dfscloses the fact that
there Is Ageafral movement In the
whole county for the Republicans %
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
The Wrong Word.

There is in the city certain young
attache to one of the legations who has
communicated to the world his resolve
to eschew it's pleasures for the present.
This determination is by no means due
to the fact of cold shoulder being
turned toward him by the fashionables,
but on account of the numerous CONVEX
sational slips that he is conscious of
making. Telling of a certain occasion
where he put in re foot" more than
usual, he says: Il talk to re ladies and
smile and be agreeable, and all at once
zey grow quiet and look at me so var
queer. l exclaim, What haf l done?'
and re LADIES' zey make answer: 1T is
not what you haf done, monsieur, but
what you haf said And zen feel so
decayed, oh, SO decayed."
His confidant here reminded him
that he had made another faux pas and
proceeded to explain to him the differ
ent applications OF the synonyms, de-
cayed and mortified, and the despair
ing foreigner replied: "Haf 1 not told
you l spik bad all re time ?"--Wash-
ington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Two Dollars Ahead.

A man who looked like farmer en-
tered a grocery store day or two ago
and said to the proprietor:
''Do you remember that ! came here
about four weeks ago?"
Il can't say that I do"
DO you remember of changing q
$40 bill for a man who asked you if you
didn't want barrel of pickles?"
NO
why, you must. There was wom-
an in here at the time who said you
cheated her on some butter. She said
the weight was short That was what
led me to count my change over after
leaving the store. and found"
II never saw you before, sir!" inter-
rupted the grocer.
"Yes, you didv'
Don't attempt any tricks on me, for
they won't work! If gave you change
it was all right!'
NO it wasn't! l found So
GO on! You are a swindler"
very well; good day. You gave me
81 too much, but if you can stand 1t l
can. It'll pay for getting the mare shod
all around, and won't have anything
on my conscience"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
The Lay OF a Ba ache elor.

A bachelor old and cranky was sit
ting alone in his room. His toes with
the gout were aching and his face was
o'erspread with gloom. No little ones
shout to disturb him--from noises the
house was free. In fact, from cellar to
attic twas as still as still could be. No
medical aid was lacking. His servants
answered his ring. respectfully heard
his orders and supplied him with every
thing. But still there was something
wanting which he could not command
the kindly words Of compassion, the
touch of a gentle hand And he said,
as his brow grew darker and he rang
for the hireling nurse, Well, marriage
may be failure, but this is a jolly sight
worse. London Standard.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Your Worst Enemy Writhing

With the rheumatism is an individual
whom, if you have Christian spirit, you
would forgive. He is, no matter what his
delnquences, punished enough. Nothing
short of Tophet could enhance his mis-
cry. Moreover, he is in serious peril
The disease is always prone to attack his
heart and kill him instanter. As a means
of curing this disease, H Hostetter's Stomach
3itters has the highest reputation and
the most authoritative professional sane
tion. Its use in the preliminary stage of
the complaint is the wisest precautionary
measure rheumatic invalids can possibly
adopt. The Bltters is also remedy OF
the greatest utility in malarial and kid.
ney trouble, dyspepsia and liver CON-
plant, constipation and nervousness. 1t
counteracts the effects of hardship and
exposure in damp or inclement weather,
and is capital promoter of appetite and
sleep. Give this fine remedy the per-
sistent trial to which all medicines of
standard reputation are entitled.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
In 1900,


"Y0u advertised for coachman, sir r
said the applicant.
II did," replied the merchant. DO
you want the position?'
''Yes, sir"
"Have you had any experienced"
II have been in the business all my
hfe."
"You are used to handling gasoline,
them"
eyes, sir"
"And you are posted on electricity"
Thoroughly"
Good. Of course you are machin-
ist also?"
Certainly"
And I presume you have an en-
gineer's license?"
''Of course"
Very well. You may 60 around to
the barn and get the motorcycle ready.
Ny wife wishes to do little shopping"
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
The Smallost of All.

'Of course there are various grades
Of mean men," said the thoughtful man.
"Of course" replied the careless one.
"That being So" continued the
thoughtful man, what character Of
man would you consider the smallest,
meanest and most contemplate of all
known to modern civilization"
II could hardly answer that offhand,"
returned the careless man. Perhaps
you have given the subject some
thought"
Is have" admitted the thoughtful
man.
Then what are your conclusions"
II think that the man who is rich
enough to build or rent fine house,
but who considers himself too poor to
have his sidewalks properly cleaned, is
entitled to that distinction. Chicago
Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

The little daughter of Mr.. Fred Webber,
Holland, Mass, had very bad cold and
cough which lie had not been able to cure
with anything. gave him 25 cent bot
tie of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, says
W. p. Holden, merchant and postmaster
at West Brlmfeld, and the next time |
saw him he said it worked like charm.
This remedy is intended especially for
acute throat and lung diseases such as
colds, Group and whooping cough, and it
is famous for its cures. There is no Can
ger in giving it to children for it con-
tains nothing injurious. For sale by Ire
lands pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

j. W. Pierce, Republic, Ia, says: ~
have used One Minute Cough Cure in my
family and for myself, with results 80 en-
triely satisfactory that l can hardly find
words to express myself a. to its merit.
will never fail to recommend II to others,
and on every occasion that presents its.
self. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. c. r. r. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at s a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
L. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. K. HooPER, g. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Threw Away His Canes.

Mr.. D. Wiley, postmaster, Black
Greek, N. Y, was so badly afflicted with
rheumatism that he was only able to
hobble around with canes, and even then
it caused him great pain. After using
Chamberlain's Pain Balm he was 80 much
improved that he threw away his canes.
lie says this liniment did him more good
than all other medicines and treatment
put together. For sale at so cents per
bottle by Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Possibly the Men Refuse.

Despite the fact that this is leap year.
marriage certificates are evidently at a
discount. A Brooklyn manufacturer
who has hitherto prospered on the
printing and engraving Of these inter-
esting blanks has, since the LIST of jan
uary, been forced to make an assign
ment, and his stock is to be sold at
public auction, by order of receiver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Rev. DR.. Dlscord-Why, dear Jack,
am glad to see you. You are looking SO
we'll. What have you been doing?
Jack Pitching for a league
club at $4,000 year. What are you doing ?
Discord Preaching for a chapel at
$500 q year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Young Mrs. Yearsbride-Can you sug-
gest any way at all in which l can make
home more attractive to my husband?
Old Mrs. Mulberry (tartly)-You might
invite one of yonr husbands old sweet
hearts to stay two or three months with
YOU.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Notice for Publication.
HON estead Entry No. 4204

LAND OFFIoE AT SANTA Fz, N. NJ,
January 81, 1886.
Notice is hereby given that the follow.
ing named settler has fled notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March IA, 1896, viz:
Victor Roibal, of Pecos, N. NJ, for the e.
Q. u of section 4, tp. 16 n, r. IL, e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Prudencio
onzales, Juan r. Sandoval, Frank Emer-
son and Tomas Varela, all of Pecos, N.
NJ. JAMES H. WALKER,
Register,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Don't invite disappointment by ex-
perimenting. Depend upon One Minute
Cough Cure and you have immediate re-
lief, 1t cures Group. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

This is a good time of the year to take
Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t is the very
best medicine to take in the spring for
the blood, and to cleanse the system of
all impurity. II have used Simmons
Liver Regulator as a corrector and blood
purifier and think it an excellent remedy.
always keep it on hand to take in pref
erence to any other medicine. II. M.
Hysell, Middleport, Ohio.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Mrs. Moneybags-Your sons extrava-
gance is increasing. He wants a new
plaything. This time it is a stable Of
race horsos.
Mr.. MoneybagsT That's all right. l
was afraid he wanted to start newspaper.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

One Minute Cough cure touches the
right spot. 1t also touches it at the right
time If you take it when you have cough
OF cold. See the point? Then don't
cough. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
SUNBEAMS.

This inscription painted on board
adorns fence up at Monument Rock.
Notis-If any mans or woman's COWS
get into these hare otes, his or her tail
will be cut off as the case may be.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

"Give me a liver regulator and can
regulate the world" said a genius. The
druggist handed him bottle of De Wits
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Be miner he i'm plored.

No, she answered.
shrieked.
Nit, then, she responded.
And he took his hat and sadly went.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
M5A4 IN dSe,-v
North Parma, Monroe Co.. N. Y

Fannie, have told you time and again
not to speak when older persons we're
talking, but wait until they stop.
I've tried that already, mamma. They
never stop.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" (No. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. 4) run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas.
sengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connet tions are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
n. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, g. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Kitty, he said to his wife, you're clever,
but you can't touch my mother at max
ing beaten biscuit. OF course not, she
said the woman that brought You up had
to have good fist,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

A man may dresa
as well as his own
good taste, jud & :
Inent and the assist
ancc of an artistic
tailor may elect. He
may take his tubs u
as regularly as the
J most Conscientious
water cure doctor
may dictate, but if
his digestive organs
are out of order, he
will have an un-
wholesome appear
ance. His complex
ion and the white of
his eyes will have a
yellowish cast. His
tongue will be
CO at ed, appetite
poor, his teeth rusty,
his breath aborniil.
able. He is one big,
unmistakable sig n
of constipation.
Worst of all, his
temper is as ugly
1 i
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

1t not only is 80, il must be SO, One
Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and
that's what makes it 60. Newton's drug
skOra
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Quick in effect, heals and leaves no
scar. Burning, scaly skin eruptions
quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Applied to burns, scalds, old
sores, it is magical in effect. Always
cures piles. Newtons drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Starger Ito Kansas City citizen) Those
three corner lots of yours are fine pro-
perty, captain.
Citizen Observation-Disclosures pro-
perty? Why, great Scott, man, there
amt nothing like 'em west of the Illinoy
river! Two years from now they'll be In
the heart of the city, an people will fairly
howl for 'em. They ought to come under
the head of jewelry, not real estate. If
you want to buy that property, stranger,
you've got to buy it by the inch.
Stranger-Tm not buying property
this morning. I'm the new tax assessor.
The citizen falls in faint
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27


live with as is his person. man who has
the least appreciation of what he owes his
family and friends, to say nothing of him
self, will make an effort for health.
:. The quickest, surest, easiest way is to
fake DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
are made of refined, concentrated vegetable
extracts Nothing in the least harmful
enters into their composition. They hunt
down all impurities, and make them
move on" They are the product of many
years study and practice. Dr. Pierce can.
not afford to put forth a worthless or a
spurious article. Send for a free sample
Ifyou would know yourself and the Doctor
better, send 81 cents in one cent stamps, to
pay for wrapping and postage onlp and get
his Common Sense Medical Adviser--IooS
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Address, WORLDS DIsPENsARY MED
IcAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y
For sometime had used Dr. Perce's Pleasant
Pellets for constipation with most satisfactory 70.
suits. The winters have always been very hard
on my husband, He too tried the Pellets
They have made new man of him. We have
used in ALL six bottles Yours truly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Plenty Of once Seekers.

The applicants for the post Of sere-
tary to the city of Lon1an schools
reached the extraordinary number Of
80.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
OUR WIT AND HUMOR.
LATEST PRODUCTIONS OF THE
FUNNY WRITER'S.

Wisdom and Satire-The boy with tho
Gun--Ihe Unfortunate Predica mont of
Jerry McFadden-L Laughing Gas for
Lean Readers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Gr0tesque shape that hazes
Mortal's widest dream.
Tirelessly, and coyly-
"Slipper, scarf or mat,
Lamp shade, muffler, dolly,
Kerchief or cravat?"
Next week twill be given.
From that love of his
He insane be driven,
WOnd'ring what it is. .
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Our people are growing more and more
in the habit of looking to A. G. Ireland
for the latest and best of erything in
the drug line. They sell Chamberlains
Cough Remedy, famous for its cures OF
bad colds, Group and whooping cough.
When in need of such medicine give
this remedy trial and you will be more
than pleased with the result.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27

Here is a budget, compiled by a con-
temporary, of definitions illustrating the
unconscious wit of children.
Dust--Mud with the juice squeezed
out.
Salt--What makes potatoes taste nasty
when there isn't any IN.
Wakefullness-Ey all the time COM
ing unbuttoned.
anSomething to brush the heat off
with.
Sob--When feller don't mean to cry
and it bursts out all by itself.
Bearing false witnessWhen nobody
hain't done nothin and somebody goes
and tells.
Ice-Water that staid out in the cold
too late and went to sleep.
Little May lat the funeral of Little
Bessie's father Your mamma will marry
again won't she?
Little Bessie-Oh, yes! but not till after
the funeral.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1896-02-27
Worse than Ever.

Nervous Old Gent-Stop! Don't you
know better than to point that shotgun
1t me, you fool?
Bright Country Boy--Whats ther
matter with yer? That amt no shot
gun-that's rifle.
Couldn't Stand 1t.
WOODLANDS and Scroggs hadn't
spoken for twenty years until last
week.
Van Pelt-How did it come about?
WOODLANDS started to paint his
house and Scroggs wanted to dictate
the color.
Very True.
Professor-It pains me, William,
whenever am obliged to punish you.
William-I know that, sir, but 4
doesn't pain you on the same spot
Fliesende Blastter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-16

u
women would but realize the importance of
keeping we'll in womanly way. Women
cannot too soon understand that it is little
less than crime to neglect the health
of the organs to which are intrusted the
perpetuation of healthy, robust race
of human beings. By neglect of these
organs woman ruins her own health, de-
stroys the happiness of her home, and fails
in the performance of the most sublime
duty that she owes to the world.
The best medicine for women who are
weak where Nature demands the most
strength is DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. 1t acts directly upon the organs that
make motherhood possible. 1t cures all
weakness and disease that exists there and
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prepares a woman for motherhood and in
sures healthy baby. 1t makes the coming
of baby easy and almost painless. Drug
gists who offer something Just as good"
are either ignorant or dishonest and in
either case are not to be trusted.
II had been great sufferer for years with fe-
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No. 243 Lexington Avenue Eddystone, Delaware
Co., Pa. could not walk three squares without
terrible suffering I also had pain in my left
side for seven years-until used DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, Favorite Prescrip-
ton and Pleasant Pellets My pain has left
me altogether. Have had no symptoms of it at
all for two years. Can walk two or three miles at
a time and it does not hurt me. cannot recon.
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daughter also has used your medicines with great
benefit. She was operated upon for appendicitis
and had fainting spells from it. She took the
Golden Medical Discovery Fayorite Pre-
scription Extract of Smart Weed and the
Pleasant Pellets and has not had any faint.
ing spells for one year. When she commenced
to take it she weighed e5 pounds now she
weighs I4o pounds"
Constipation 1t is the fountain head of
ANY diseases. 1t causes impure blood
and all manner of disorders are the result
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure constipa
ton Promptly. Surely. Permanently,