The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-05-31

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You viii go Tar away.
Married in black.
You VIII wish yourself back.
Married in red.
You'd better be dead.
Married in green,
Ashamed 20 be seen.
Married ln blue
Youth always Dee true.
Married -u pearl,
N0ull live in a WhirL
Married in yellow,
Ashamed OF the fellow.
Married Ia brown,
N0uu 1--we out OF town
Married I'm pink,
Chicago Tribune.
Somebody was recalling. the other day.
says the New Orleans Picayune, as We
lounged in the long bamboo chairs 10 THIS
pleasant room. that "a brilliant woman
had recently said that in the course OF a
long life time in society she had oniy
found two people who took any real in
terest in what she had 10 say.
Conversation nowadays, said madame,
with her fine smile, may be denned, as
the art Of keeping silence
That seems a little paradoXlcal,' the
woman In white remarked, as she helped
herself 10 another lump of ice.
But true" answered madame. "Our
grandmothers used to cultivate the polite
art of conversation, with an eye to in
now that an a woman has to do to make
herself irresistible IS to be good
listener. Look about among your ac-
quaintances. Isn't the excessively popu-
Tar person the one who listens? The gem
eral man or woman has got their mind
so burdened with their own affairs, ana
they are so intensely interesting to them,
that they have got no time 10 do any
u allow ii isn't very polite, but, -
Mr.. Cleveland would remark, its a con-
dition and not a theory that contronts us.
You meet an acquaintance on the street,
and he asks you how you are. You say
YOU have had the grip or heart disease.
Before you are half through describing
the symptoms, which you feel sure were
the most painful ever known, and OF
universal interest. he breaks I'm with an
account Of some disease he had. Did he
want 70 hear about you? Not a bit. He's
glad Won didn't die, for the reason that
1t leaves one more person to listen to
his woes"
marked a little woman with twins; u am
continually surprised at the way people
bore you with stories Of what their chill
dren say. Just stupid things, you know,
Now you know my Willie and Janey are
really remarkable, and say the cleverest
things, but ] never can repeat what they
say without somebody commencing right
away with. oh, that reminds me- Yes
terday Johnny said so and so to his
grandma, as If any sane person cared to
hear what Johnny said. II just takes
away all the pleasure of talking about
my children, she added in an aggrieved
voice, when l know that I've got to pay
for il by listening TO a long story Of what
some other child did.
Two shirt-waisted maldens, says the
New York World, chatted volubly in the
cable car. can you imagine" said the
one in the sailor hat why Miss Van
Twiller has decided not to so abroad this
why has she? I suppose her father
has been losing money"
NO indeed. But Miss Van Twluer
heard of so many ordinary people who
We're going over, IN tours and that sort
of thing, that she decided the only ex-
elusive thing she could do was to stay
In New York.
There are numerous women who are
noted for their beautiful and graceful
arms. which, says the New York Com
mercial Advertiser artists claim are the
least common OF all points of beauty
Some of them are society women and some
III them are stage queens. The divine
Sarah's" arms are almost as noted as
her golden voice:
fact arms than even most beautiful wo-
men Miss Morris of Baltimore, the sister
Of Miss Gebhardt, is noted for the grace
and beauty of her arms. And there are
numerous other lesser lights. both on the
stage and in society, who boast remark
able arms.
ful measurement that their arms are
nodded in the following proportions thev
may not claim to be classLcally correct
One celebrated statue of Venus shows
these proportions:
Length of arm from shoulder to
Length Of arm from shoulder to ell
DOW OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. II 20
Length of arm from elbow to finger
tips ...............-...........1 54
Around upper arm ....................11%
Around elbow .......................,..l 0ls
Around forearm Observation-Disclosures. 9Ss
Diana. who should be the model for
I athletc women, has beautiful arms as
she is represented by sculptors. In one
statue the proportions are as follows:
Length of arm from shoulder to nm
Length g hlio Of arm from shoulder TO 81. 20 7lo
DOW ........-........... ..............l 10 10
Length of arm from elbow to finger
Ups ,.................-.......
Around upper arm ...................16 18
/ Around forearm ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 15-1l
around Wrlsts ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 5-1t
Hot milk Is the newest panacea for al
| complexion ills. If the face be wrinkled
/ sallow, freckled, or otherwise afflicted no.
/ milk, say the enthusiasts over this new
/ remedy, will produce cure. Converts de
! clare that the face, after being washed
/ with milk at night, feels wonderfully
! refreshed, while the skin soon becomes
very white and soft. Some even go 81
! far as to pour a generous quantity O.
/ milk into the water for the bath ant
/ claim that 1t is positively magical in re
| moving fatigue.
The New York papers, says the New
I Orleans Iimes-Democrat, have recent,
published interesting stories of Mis-
Kingsford, who, for amusement. and a
/ she thought, in the interest of good gov
eminent, took to willing certain publ
men 10 die. It is possible she has rea,
Barries' clever little satire called Bette
Dead. Al any rate she put her mind OF
Randolph Churchill and willed him 4
die. which he did. and which he woul
probably have done anyhow since he wa
IN the last stages of paresis. She willie
Gladstone to resign, and in fact whom
ever she put her mind on seemed 10 sue
cumb to her will Well the result is tina
several New Orleans ladies have now OF
ganized a willing club. They have 50
/ lccted a mutual enemy and have agree
| TO spend three months in mentally cor
| demning that unfortunate victim of thej
/ ill-Will TO some specific harm Ii remain
10 be seen what mental power to harr
these gentle danes possess and if tn
Wiling club IS a success or not