The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-05-13
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

miles, and 2CO ports.
- It took Spain 10 years to suppress
the last Cuban rebellion.
- It is easy to stumble over the
smallest sins Of people we dislike.
- When the planet Mars is nearest
the earth it is Sc, 600, 900 miles away.
- The astronomers say that a ssper-
feet full moon" is Of rare occurrence.
= One pound of learning requires
10 pounds Of common sense to apply
it.
= During the reign of Henry VIII.
71,400 persons were put to death in
England.
- People seldom improve when:
they have no model but themselves to
copy after.
"A Frenchman has patented an
apparatus to take off and put on g
mans coat.
= When you talk to a man or q
child about his faults don't stand over
him with a club.
-Ifa woman is rich and has coarse
features, they are referred to as being
"stropgly marked"
- What a language we havel a
man "sits down during the daytime,
but "sits up at night.
-Aliviug skeleton, born at Hockett,
New, is % years old, G feet tali!and
weighs but 81 pounds.
Saturn has eight moons-Mimas,
Enculadus, Tethys, Dione, Rhea,
Titan, Hyperion and Japetus.
= In England it is thought to be
an unlucky omen to meet a red-headed
girl on January l before 9 o'clock.
= The hot word that you are about
to speak may cause you years of sorrow,
and ought to be choked back into your
throat.
- It takes the moon exactly 40, 5z4
minuter (29 days, IL hours and a.
minutes) to make its revolution around
the earth.
A dealer says there is more steel
used in the manufacture of pens than
in all the sword and gun factories In
the world.
- The smaller the drink, the clearer
the head aud the cooler the blood S
which are great benefits in temper and
business.
- A man who can hold his tongue
when angered always comes out ahead
Of him who lets his tongue run with
his temper.
Base all your actions on a princi-
pie Of right, preserve integrity OF
character; and in doing this never
reckon on the cost.
= England has had three 1sblood
rains, one blue snow, three falls Of
black snow and one shower of unknown
beetles" since l426.
= Russian scientists report that The
white poplar tree acts as a natural
lightning-rod, as the discharge seeks
it in preference 10 other trees.
= There is said to be a "Hell's
Half Acre in Southern California,
40 miles square, in which every rod
has a boiling spring or a spouting
gyeser.
-"Hit am or great pity" said
Uncle Eben, "dat some men-t'inks
dey is too goad ter jine in politics,
but nobody cher thinks he amt good
enough"
-"Jorkins, have you everything
now that you will need for yourfshing
trip" asked Mrs j., s%olicituously.
"Not by a ~jugfull,". said Jorkins, to
the good woman's astonishment.
-"No," said the Gotham mother
regretfully "Ethel has not married
yet, and I can't say when she will.
The fact is hat my husband does not
feel that he is quite able to support
son-in-law."
The longest night in Norway
lasts three months, and when a young
man goes to see his girl, her mpther,
before retiring, tells her not to luin
her health by sitting up more than
two months.
"A little more than a million
veterans of the Union, and consider.
ably less than half a million veterans
of the Confederate armies, we're found
living in the United States by the
census taker Of 1890.
-Teacher-"James, what made You
late ?" James--sI was pursuing
knowledge" Teacher Pursuing
knowledge9 What do you mean Z"
James-"Why, the dog ran of with
my spelling book, and I ran after him.
For every quarter in a mans
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use each one in such e way as to de-
rive the greatest benefit is a question
every one must solve for himself. We
believe, however, that no better use
could be made Of one of these quar-
tiers than to exchange it for a bottle
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- One of the most profitable occu-
p~ations of the United States govern
ment is founded in the coinage OF
fve-cent nickel pieces and one-cent
bronze pieces. The cost Of the bronze
disks from which. the cents are stamp
ed is about twenty cents per pound,
and a pound Of them produces STAT.
Nickel ready for coinage c%ost2thirty-
two cents per pound, and a pound pro-.
duces SAP in ive-cent pieces. The
average profit Of seigniorage on the
coinage Of these minor coins for the
pastf few years has been about $500, 000.
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