The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-04-02


i never destroy a receipted bill, do
YOU said Bunting to Giley. Il don't
thing | ever saw one" replied Giley.-
Amusing Journal.
IF | had your pull said the small
boy who was struggling with a large
kite in a March breeze, Il could git
purity high up in the world, too."-Chi,
cago Tribune.
On the ball 10Y keep your eye;
In a mont or more
1on will hear the same old cry:
Mister. wot's de score!"
-Philadelphia Record.
Il had always been an American I'M
I'll l went around Il curve in a cable
car this morning. What difference did
h n make" "Then | became a Lap.
lander."-Life.
X. Il. Oficial-"YOu may not believe
1t. but this dining car cost SoO.OOO."
Planetree-"IOw long has it been run
nlnS!" Just a week" Paid for it.
self yet:"-Life.
~ walled the poetic young man,
Jam ever misunderstood" Then"
asked the practical girl, why do you
not try to talk United States?'-Indian.
apolis Journal.
Jnks-"What's the cause of this
twaddle about e~levating the stage, I'd
like to know Filkins-"Want to get
it above the level of the women's hats,
] suppose.'-Brooklyn Lie.
Dukane-Young Spifins is the LATEST
man | ever knew. Gaswell-Indeed?
Dukane-les. indeed. Even when he
has nothing to do he is too lazy to do
tt.-Pittsburg Chronicle-TcleGraph
You say he is n remarkable MANI"
Every" In what way Hes the
only scientist in the country who has
not made an important discovery rela-
tive to y rays."-Chicago Evening Post.
He went out west to find Il place,
Where he could have full swing,
Then stole a horse in Cripple Creek
And got that very thins.
New York Herald.
Charley Harduppe-"What do you
!uean by sending my clothes home G.
o. d.! Didn't | have a running ac-
count with you?' Kustem Made
Eyes. But it is all run out."-Brooklyn
Life.
Tall Shopper-"Will you please tell
IN. how long these skirts are?" Clerk
(superciliOusly)-"They are the regular
lepgth. madam Tall shopper meek
lyt-"Ah, but I'm not."-New York
Journal.
Ms. Neutrality-suspicious. sons eXtrav-
agarlce is increasing. He wants a new
plavthing. This time it is Il stable Of
race lorses.' Mr.. neutrality-suspicious.
all .tght. / was afraid he wanted to
stcrt Il newspaper."-NeW York Week
ly.
This world would be devoid of cares;
A costing place, where all is nice,
If csal would but come up the star
As smoothly as it does the price.
Washington Star.
''This is ~leap-year," remarked the
maiden, timidly, and | am disposed
to avail myself of my * privilege.
Mr.. Tillinghast. l love you. VIII you
he mine?' But an you support a
husband" asked Mr.. Tillinghast, anx'
iO~usly.-Judge.
The old family cat awOke from a mar
before the fire and stretched hlnlseii
in the ann common to cats. Mar
gie looked at him with distended eyes
.Ny doodness.." she exclaimed; Il dess
20 tat's dom t boil Over."-Judge.
"Tu kiss YOU for my sisters sake"
..Prov don't forget yourself she said
7 s%traightway took her at her word,
And kissed her for myself instead.
Truth. .
"Ue stood at the top of the steps
che said. in telling about it afterwards
and | mustered up enough courage u
saw: You know, this is leap year!
Yves What them" Then he leapeo
,rd haven't seen him since.'-ChlcaS'
Post.
porrv Patettic Gn the road)-WI
don't YOU 60 in? De dogs all right
Don't YOU see him wagsin ms lali
wavworn Watson cat the CATCHES
an, he's growlin' at the same Tune.
don't know which end to belleve.-Clh
cinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Hardtack-Weil' what we wan
e q Northumberland thatll walch
AIert and on the qui vive for the slght
OCT noise. or indication OF DurSlars
Somebody that car sleep with one ey'
and both ears open, and not AFRAID u
tackle anything. See:" Nose Jachsoi
nremnlously)-I sec, boss. III SEM
nah wife around."-Judge.