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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
They pied too ! Soon.

George Washington was president and hon.
ored In his day,
He was the father Of the land and oil things
came his way;
He had . basketful OF fun, . wagonload Of
fame
But be never was a rootsr at . baseball
game.
Napoleon conquered half the world and had a
crown Of gold,
And ip his time bis cup was just as full as it
could hold,
It looks from here as though he should have
had his share Of fun
But he never strained his vocals when the
home team won.
And also Julius Caesar, who had his share of
sport,
He won score of battles and always held the
fort,
He killed off lots Of people, regardless of the
cost
But he never slugged the umpire when the
home team lost.
And also Alexander. he turned most every
trick,
And then shed tears because there we're no
more worlds left to lick.
BE climbed way up the ladder, as high as peo-
pie get
But he never pawned his scepter to pay base
ball bet.
Duncan M. Smith.
Washington, Ind.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

A street fakir reaped limited harvest
of Manchester coin on Monday evening
by selling soap warranted to remove
every stain from chronic politicians g
career and bottled Hot Springs water
taken fresh from the mill pond, to our
gullible citizens. He promised to be
with us again Tuesday and Wednesday
nights, and possibly all week, if he liked
us. We fear he didn't like US, for he
left us Tuesday morning and took his
"nigger" minstrel with him.-Blan
chester Stdr,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
swsGrAeARr the raUs.

dream tread again path
Which naught but turing beauty hath,
By dark green bank Of coaxins stream,
All glorious In its flashing leme,
Winding afar through cooling shads
Of woven branched, thick leaved arcade
lts soft moss borders flower limmed
IN necking light by clouds ne'er dimmed-
4 wondrous scene, but part unfurl'd
The big rose garden Of the world.
All. fairi 30 fair, IL can but seem
TO pilgrims In deep, deep dream
The vision when in Life's young days
Enthusiasm spreads haze
By which color fine is wrought
Upon each bloom ambition sought.
A vision still to him who walks
It's farther end. past lifeless stalks.
The trav'ler who the best can tell
That In mirage ideals dwell
That for all buds that he has found
Ashes Of Naes strew the ground.
Then each will fades
No-one is true
To cheer when every roseate hue
Has vanished in the gloomy gray,
And all bright visions fee away.
eweetheart the true, the fairer grown
Fairest that you are true alone.
-womankind.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Relief In Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the "New
Great South American Kidney Cure"
This new remedy is a great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re,
tention of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure this is your remedy. Sold
by W. R. Smith & Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

EYES," said the principal of the young
ladies' seminary to the proud parent
"you ought to be very happy, my dear
sir, to be the father of 60 large family,
all the members of which seem to be 60
devoted to one another"
"Large family! Devoted! What on
earth do you mean, ma'am ?"
"Why, yes, indeed" said the princi
pal beaming through her glasses. "No
less than eleven OF Gussie's brothers
have been here this winter to take her
out sleigh riding and she tells me she
expects the tall one with the blue eyes
again tomorrow"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Judging from the number of dead fish
that are floating in the waters of Paint
creek near Bainbridge, it is to be pre-.
sumed that somebody has gone fishing
and has used dynamite for bait. At any
rate, this theory is held by number of
residents OF that vicinity, and if the
fellow who used the explosive is de.
tected, he will be arrested and prose.
cuted.- Chillicothe Gazette.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
The Mountain Resorts of Colorado.

Greatly reduced round trip rates to
Colorado and the summer resorts of the
Rocky Mountains via the favorite Colo.
RADIO short line of the Missouri Pacific
Railway. Summer tourist tickets now
on sale with limit until October 3lst re.
turning. Special reductions have been
authorized for numerous meetings which
will be held in Colorado during the
summer. Through solid trains equipped
with Pullman palace buffet sleeping
cars and handsome free reclining chair
cars without change, st. Louis to Pueblo,
Colorado Springs, Manitou and Denver.
For tipe cards, resort books and full in.
formation, address N. r Warwick, Agt.,
3l7 Vine st Cincinnati. .Ohio.l
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

The young man who prides himself
on being original was talking to Miss
Cayenne. "Your mother seemed very
much amused at that little story told
her last night" he said, self fapprovingly
"Yes," she replied. Ever since I can
remember, mother has laughed when
ever she heard that story"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
courisrs and Interpreters In Spain.

On the platform we were stopped,
first by hotel touts. who told MS in bad
French that we must 60 with them, and
then by interpreters. who said that they
could speak German, which was Of no
possible use to US. or English, which we
could hear was no more fluent than our
Spanish. and porters. who fought to
carry our bags. and customs officers,
who wanted to look into them, and Of
course the most hideous OF beggars j.
got rid Of the customs ofiicer. and we
went outside to and hotel coach for
ourselves Az we did 70 thers mounted
TO it, front seat the most Sodious Of the
interpretera sweet apa smiling. and no
doubt iatss ct the Roma be claimed =
fee for having csptured uA-Elisabeth
Robins Pennell In Century.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

A man was in the dock charged with
theft. He pleaded guilty" but the
jury's verdict was mot guilty" The
Judge was not at all satisfied with the
result of the trial and remarked to the
prisoner: "You do not leave this court
without stain upon your chara cter,
for by your own confession you are a
thief and by the verdict of the jury you
are a liar"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

The Bishop to (young widow)-My
sister, dare say you find comfort in the
thought that you made your husband
happy while he lived.
Young Widow-Yes. Poor Jack was
in heaven till he died.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

The Winchester Lumber Company
last week, made shipment of lumber
to Australia, a distance of $4,000 miles,
by an air line from home. The lumber
was fine hickory, being shipped to the
Company's headquarters in New York,
and from thence sent upon it's long
journey to the island in the far away
Southern Pacific. Winchester Herald
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Eh Reed, how's this from the Blan
chester Star: "'We're just married.
New Vienna to Hillsboro-don't bother
U.S. was the inscription on trunk trans.
ferred at the station here Thursday eve.
ming. The baggage was tied up in rags
and ornamented with old shoes and rice,
and excited much interest in the by.
ISLANDERS. The names of the bridal pair
are unknown, but they must have been
very much chagrined at the send Off
given them by Jealous friends"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Brice Morrison, one OF the best known
and highly respected citizens of Adams
county, formerly citizen of Eckman.
Vile, and, for several years president of
the First National Bank, at Ripley, died
suddenly of sppoplexy, few days ago,
at his home in Marion, Ind, where he
was cashier of National bank.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Free Information

Meesers. G. A. Snow & Co., of Wash
ington D. c., lawyers and agents fol
procuring patents, will send free to any
address, pamphlets with information
about home and foreign patents, caveats
copyrights, trademarks, infringements
design patents, abstract of decisions
etc., as we'll as the cost of patents in the
United States and foreign countries.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Bucklen's Arnica SalVe.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. It
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 25 cents pei
boz. For sale by Fullerton & Co.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Parson Bloomield-Pm afraid my
friend, your heart isn't right"
Dying Sinner-Well, parson, you'll
have to settle that with the doctor. He
says it's my liver,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Rheumatism Cured in a Day.-"M,

Rheumatism Cured in Day.-"Mys.
tic Cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia
radically cures in l to 8 days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable
and mysterious. 1t removes at once the
cause and the disease Immediately dis.
appears. The first dose greatly benefits,
75 cents. Sold by w. R. Smith & Co.,
druggists, Hillsboro, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
An Old Proverb.

When Il rains, why, let u rain,
That's the way they do In Spain
Here's lesson We may KEN
All the hearty sons Of men:
Truly worth lie weight II gold
10 this proverb quaint and old;
Il may teach us much Of lore
We have never known before;
Let us bear II through the years;
II may save MS many tears,
For the ills We cannot cure
Are the ills We must endure
When IL rains, then let IL rain,
just % people do III Spain.
Be the weather wet or dry,
just % well ~ laugh as cry;
II the night be full Of snow
Make the hearthfires brighter glow
Shadows cannot always stay;
Whistle and they flee away.
Though the thunder rumble loud,
There is blue above the cloud;
Though the winds Of winter blow
ViOlets slumber meath the snow.
Though the airy floods may roar
And the clouds may pour and pour,
They don't murmur nor COMPLAIN
Happy people there in spain.
Patient waiting brings the CLEAN;
Fret and worry are dream
Full Of nightmare and unrest,
Not the slumber Of the blest:
Care is but sorry wight;
Let him vanish with the night.
Why should he hold potent sway
Till the fairest locks are gray,
Till the roses all are fed {.
And the wrinkles reign instead2
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Hillsboro is building fine $4,000
public school building. This is just
what our city needs. Hillsboro also has
a beautiful new opera house. She is
getting in the swim Washington C. III.
CucIOue
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Prospective Boarder-What are your
rates?
Landlady-Seven dollars per week if
you do, and four if you do not.
Prospective Boarder-Do or don't
what, madam?
Landlady-Ride wheel.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Washipgton, Ind.

Conductor G. R. Johnson, who has
been running on the Hillsboro branch
work train, has been transferred to the
east end local on the main line and
made his first run this morning, on ~.
He will remove his family and house.
hold goods from Blanchester to Marietta,
bis old home, his Sunday lay.off being
at Parkersburg Conductor G. w. Lucas,
who has been running local freight for
the past two months takes the work
train between Blanchester and Hillsboro
He will move his family to Blanchester,
and occupy the residence vacated by
Conductor Johnson ChillicOthe Gazette.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Dawkins-l wonder why it is that
when q women thows stone at any.
thing she 10 apt to hit something in an
entirely different direction.
Jswkins-That's because she 10
brought up without any aim in liis."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
ENGLISH SPAWN Liniment removes all

English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft, or calloused Jumps and blem.
ishes from horses, bloodspavins, curbs,
splints, sweeney, ring.bone, stiles,
sprains, all swollen throats, coughs, etc.
Save $50 by use of one hottie. Warrant.
ed the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold by w. R. Smith &
Co., druggists, Hillsboro, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Hardup-See here, you're new col.
l.ctor, aren't you?
Collt ctor-Yes sir.
H-Well, I'll give you pointer-l'vs
worn out three collectors for your house
already
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Thousands have tested the great
buildiug.up power OF Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla and have found renewed strength,
vigor and vitality In its use.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
The Colt Cases.

The motion filed by Attorney. General
Monnett in the Pickaway County Com.
mon Pleas Court in pursuance of the
joint resolution of the legislature to
nolle the cases pending in that court
against Col. A. B. Colt for murder, on
the indictments found against him by
the grand jury of this county, and trans.
ferred to Pickaway county on a change
of venue, came up for hearing at Circle.
vile, Wednesday, and was argued be
fore Judge Walters by Attorney. General
Monnett in support OF the motion, and
w. B. Rodgers, prosecuting attorney fol-
Fayette county, and Humphrey Jones'
one of the attorneys employed by
Fayette county to assist in the prose
cution, in opposition to the motion
Judge Walters took the case under ad'
visement, and will render his decision
in a few days. Washington C. II. Register
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Half Rates to Pittsburg.

The B, d o. s. w. Ry. will, on June
9th, 7th and Sth, cell tickets to Pittsburg,
at the low rate of one fare for the round
trip, good returning until June 18th.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Bobby-Say, mamma, was the baby
sent down from heaven
Mamma-Why, yes
Bobby-Um! They likes to have it
quiet up there, doesn't they?
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

T e nd coarss laugh of the Sl3O 600. (
0OO deficit greets the man who deisnds
the preseut revenue bill.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Sometimes" said Uncle Eben, "when
a man asks yer fob advice, what he
really wants is fob yer ter guess his
opinion and tell it ter 'im."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

Illinois treatment of Oullom was cool
a. platonic kiss through . screen door
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04
Perry Patetic-Don't YOU wished |.

Perry Patetic-Don't You wished you
was rich
Wayworn Wstson-An' have to
change me shirt no iees than once q
wssk: Ths rich have tbeig troub, .. ~
wsll = %, friend
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1896-06-04

T. F. Anthony, ex.postmaster OF
Promise City. Iowa, says: II bought
one bottle Of Mystic Cure for rheum.
atism and two doses Of it did me more
good than all the. medicine ever took. ("
Sold by w. R. Smith & Co., Druggists
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-04
Information for Tourists.

A passenger by the last Colonial
STEAMER WAS met on the dock by
Milesiau American friend, who
resides in Honolulu. AS the pair
waited to have the newcomers
gripsack scrawled over with chalk
marks by the Customs Inspector
at the gate the stranger remarked
to his friend "Do you ave much
rain ere ?" RAINIER Inc boy,
gallons of it, just come up to the
Anchor Saloon where they keep
it always, clear and cool. Wen
Just be in time for lunch too and
that's the only place in town
whore they serve it up in proper
style with n glass of RAINIER
BEER to equilibriaIize the solids
They went!
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-04
SATIN COSTUME,

over bright silk Innings, applications Of
lace, beads and embroidery and innumera
BILE constructions, more or less complicated
in plated or rullled gauze and chiffon.
The collars Of capes match them in ex.
travagance The larger number of these
on fine capcs are lined with an application
Of white guipure.
Lace is greatly favored at present. White
ecru and yellow varieties are all employed
and black valencicnnCs is u new and highly
desirable development for summer gowns
of nainsook and muslin. II tho goods
themselves can be dyed a fast black there
ia no reason why so valuable wash lace
should not bc treated in the same way, and
this years fine dimity costumes prove that
1t has been done satisfactorily. This fact
receives additional importance from the
other fact that black and white continues
to be very fashionable this summer and is
by no means confined TO half mourning
wardrobes
A sketch is given of costume Of black
satin adorned with spangled motifs in
steel blue The godet skirt Is plain, save
for the spangled adornment. The blouse
bodice is gathered at the yoke and belt.
The yoke itself droops over the shoulders
and is trimmed with spangles and outlined
with spangled galloon. Epaulets Of gal
loon terminate In pamphlets OF jet The
crenelated collar Is of white satin. Tho
balloon sleeves, extending only to the ell
bow, are trimmed with spangles.
JUDO CHoLLET
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-04

Five. hundred tons of ballast for
sale. Apply to A. V. Gear.
Nicely furnished rooms at the
Popular House, l54 Fort street,
from $l.00 per week up.
DIR. G. B. High, dentist, gra-
duate Philadelphia Dental Col
lege, 1892, Masonic Temple.
A. ). Derby, DDS, Dental
Office Cottage No. 100, Alakea
street, telephone 20. 6l5. Office
hours 8 AN. to 4 PM.
Singers lead the world. Over
100000 made and sold. High
est awards at the Worlds Column
bian Exposition for excellence of
construction, regularity of motion,
ease of motion, great speed, ad-
Instability, durability, ease of
learning and convenience OF ar
rangement. b. Bergersen, agent,
1G5 Bethel streets.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-04
Beer in Food.

Good beer builds up both bone
and Drawn. It's strengthening
nourishing. The Germans are
the greatest beer drinkers. Where
is there harder or more stall
wart race of men? Pure beer is
beneficial to invalids, bra9ing to
the weary, refreshing to all.
"Rainier" class by itself Kept
freshly tapped or in bottles at the
Criterion Saloon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-04

Dyer-What Is your business, may ask?
Boorish Stranger-I'm gentleman, sir
That's my business.
Dyer-Ah! You have failed, l see.-
Truth.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-11-04
FASHIONABLE FANClES.

Variety In Shoulder Coverings-Trimmed
with Lace, Jet and Chiffon.
The short cape of silk, taffeta or satin Is
the legitimate sport of fancy this season
1t is of brcvity that allows the slender
ness Of the waist to be visible, and 1t wild
ems the shoulders in spite Of dropping
sleeves. When IL Is made In black, 1t gilt
ters with jet and is adorned with black
gauze plaitings or rufilcs and knots of sat
in or ribbon. When the domain of color
is entered, there is no limit to the elabora.
ton. There are oponwork arrangements
The herald., 1896-05-17
LOS ANGELES
Representative wholesale and
Retail Dealers, Business
Men and Firms


ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
W. II. SHINN. 2o5- eOs Wilson blk, Spring st.
BICYCLES
CHEATING" Hawley. King & Co., 30 N. Main
DRU0GISTS-WHOLESA
F. w. BRAUN Il CO., 4os-4O7 Main: tel e5A
FRUl: s AND VEGETABLES
LUDWIG d WAGNER, Mott Market, tel. ESQ.,
GROCERIES-WhOLEsA
HAAS, BARUCH d CO., 800 to 90 N. l.. A. st.
HOTELS
ABBOTsFoRD INN, cor 9Th and Hope; tel, 117S
LAW, COLLECTIONS, MERCANTILE REP rs
STANDARD COLLECTION & MERCANTILE
Co., Qnc. 100000, 2lI-2l2 Stimson. A. G. Brod-
LIFE AND ACCIDENT INSURANCE
BANKERS ALLIANCE OF CAL, 2is Court St
PHOTOuRAPH-LANDS
F. II. MACDE & CO, I'll w. First ST.
SADDLES, HARNESS AND SADDLEWARh
J. F. MORENO, 200 Also st.
SAFES, SCALES, REFRI0ERATORS
CHAS. w. ADAMS, 1888 n. Main. Tel. 1347
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA TOOL COMPANY
CONSTABLE & COUTTS, 1856 N. Los Angeles.
UNDER TAKERS AND EMBAL1ERS
BOOTH Il ROW, 256 s. Main ST. Tel. 134s.
MATCHMAKER AND OP1iClAN
g. STOESAK, Sill s. Spring st. bet. 9Th and 9Th.
WINES AND SPIRITS
]. F. A. LAST, 800 and 1S1 N. Mainst.
YARN HOUSES
NEW YORK BAZAAR. 14s \. Spring SC.
The herald., 1896-05-17
on 'CHANGE
Business Transacted and Prices Paid at Home
and Abroad

NEW YORK, May 16.-Todays stock
market was on a very milo scale and
the changes IN prices as rule We're unm-
fessional. The contraction of business
aside from the usual half-holiday. argu-
ments. was to an extent CAUSED by un-
certainty as to the immediate political
developments, both democratic and inter-
national, owing to the gold export out
The general market was irregular within
narrow range and exhibited a ten
dency toward lower Level lilo, Lond lon
international shares to moderate ex-
tent. but the foreign operations in this
market We're insignificant. The initial
ran off in sympathy with a drive aga inst
Manhattan and some pressure against
unsatisfactory trade conditions. The later
trading developed steadiness. The mar
ket closed firm with slight changes either
way. The speculation. of the week was
fairly interesting. despite intervals of ex-
IRENE dullness. The most influential fac
tors IN the. speculation were uncertainty
and the gold exports and their probable
effect upon the money market. The ship
me nnt Of gold this week approximatteed
$5000,000. OF the amount mentioned, $.5o0,-
600 went to Germany and alleged special
Russian account. and 100000 was sent to
Canada. The efforts of the government to
check the outflow are not regarded as
practical and will not be effective as long
as premium is paid for the gold and the
present monetary ana INTERNATIONAL tIdue
conditions are unchanged. A call made
by the treasury upon the depository banks
for $4,5000O0 or about one-half of their
holdings of government money. payable
June l, is not expected to appreciably in
fluence the money market. owing to the
large accommodations of funds at this CEN
ter the continued heavy receipts of cur
rency from the interior and the consid-
cradle offerings of foreign capital that
would be available in event of a moderate
stiffening in rates. This stagnation of
money. at this season of the year. is
significant unfavorable condition regarding
general trade and the stock exchange mar
kets. Favorable influences were in evil
dence during the week and served to
qualify the bearish sentiment that prevail
ed with the result of giving some irregu-
larity in prices. Railway bonds today We're
the bond market displayed acute weakness
at intervals in sympathy with the depres
sion in the stock market. Governments
were fairly active but irregular.