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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-04-11
BID FOR POPULARITY.

nj. 81 st. l.. TO Carry Bicycles Free
to the Lake.
General Passenger and Ticket Agent A. B.
Cults, of the Minneapolis & st. Louis road,
came over from Minneapolis yesterday and
spent an hour or two with some of his pas
seneer brethren. According to his state
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-04-11
Clark Killed Himself.

BOSTON, April Jonathan D. Clark, of the
Clark Hutchinson company, boot and shoe
jobbers, committed suicide by asphyxiation in
his room at the Copley Square hotel today.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-04-11
Children Cry fol
Pitchers Castoria.
Shove Shed Tears.

OSHKOSH. Wis, April lot. c. Shove of
the defunct State Bank Of Manitowoc was to-
day found guilty of receiving money after his
bank was insolvent. Shove broke down and
wept bitterly when the verdict was announced.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-04-11

Every sportsman will appreciate the
sporting statistics as they are given in
the Globe Almanac. Cyclopaedia and
Atlas.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-04-11
Lady Mount-sfephen Dead.

LONDON. April 1o-Lady Mount-Stephen
died at Z:45 O'Clock this morning after q
fortnight's Illness.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-04-11

Bishop Ryan Dead.
BUFFALO, April 1O.-Bishop Ryan died at
SIS this morning.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
In Medieval DAYS

When people wanted anything they
knelt down and prayed for It. How
ever, that was some time ago. Along
about 400 fellow named Guten-
berg. who had come de Rhine
oves" was monkeying around a
carpenter shop in Lentz. He whit
tied some little blocks and actually
made an alphabet. Then he rigged
a sort of-well a machine that
would look something like our let
ter press OF today. He arranged
his blocks In order. put some Ink
on item, also a piece OF paper. ana
then screwed his press down. That
was called printing. Old Gutenberg
made a bowling success Of the
racket, and his head became so
swollen that he really snubbed the
king one day. The king overlooked
it, however, for he had an idea
what kind OF fellows printers would
be Well. finally they got the print
ing system down pat. and, as the
centuries rolled by. began printing
newspapers-first person. invariably
singular number, any gender and
hard case.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
PROTECTION AGAINST FALSE LA.
BELS.


Referring to the bill recently intro
duccd in the senate by Senator Mitchell
on the subject Of salmon propagation,
the full text OF which We print in an
other column. one OF the best known
cannerymen on the Columbia river
writes the Astorian as follows:
In connection with Senator Mitch
ellis bill for the Matching Of salmon,
would it not be well to agitate the
feasibility Of securing national legis-
'lation in the protection against false
Labelling by outside packers, or the i'm
proper use Of the Royal Chinook la
bel? After we have pTopagated and
packed the choicest salmon in the
world. we would like 10 reap the
benefit in price. The standard is be-
ling lowered. as We know. by inferior
FISH being put under these labels by
nearly every packer outside Of the
Columbia on the coast The fruit
packers have taken measures for pro-
lection against this imposition and
only the salmon industry is without
this defense. In your opinion could
mot the United States government fur
"nish protection TO the consumer and
packer"
Our correspondent has evidently got
wrong idea OF the principle upon
which the government can with pro-
prfety extend federal aid to encourage
the propagation Of salmon in the COL
umbia river. The government could
have nothing to do with the protection
Of the salmon fisheries n the Cclum bia
river for the sake Of furnishing him
better market or a better price for his
pack Of Chinook salmon. Indeed. II may
be said, in any money it might appro-
pirate for that purpose ii would have
exactly the contrary object in view. It
is to cheaper such fish and bring them
within the means Of the largest posi-
bic number Of consumers, and for that
purpose only, that the government can
hnd any warrant in the constitution
for the setting apart Of public money
to increase the supply of Chinook salm-
on. The government may propagate
Chinook salmon in the Columbia river,
just as it propagates catfish in the
tributaries Of the Mississippi river, or
the peculiar varieties Of fish indigenous
TO the waters Of any other section of
the country-for the sole purpose Of
serving the public interest; and to this
end it would make no difference to the
government how much other fish were
packed and falsely labeled as Chinook
salmon so long as the Chinook salmon
which it might help to grow in the
Columbia river were caught and eaten
by its own citizens
The Astorian knows Of no federal
legislation that could be adopted within
constitutional limitations which would
prove effectual to protect the interests
Of the salmon packer against the i'm
position Of his dishonest rivals in trade |
any more than those of the fruit raiser
or wheat grower. It is or ought to be |
an accepted maxim in theology that |
Providence helps those only who help
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
FREE TO EVERY MAN
THE METHODS OF \ GREAT
TREATMENT FOR WEAKNESS
or MEN,
Which Cured Him Aner Everything
Else Failed,

Painful diseases aro bad enough, but
when man is slowly wasting away
with nervous weakness, the mental
forcbodlngs are ten times worse than
the most severe pain. There Is no let
up to the mental suffering day M night
Sleep Is almost impossible, and under
such a strain men are scarcely respou-
sihle tor what they do. For YEARS the
writer rolled and tossed on the troubled
sea of sexual weakness until Il was a
question whether he had not better
take dose ~ poison and thus end all
his troubles, But providential insplra-
ton came TO his ald In the shape ot q
combination oc medicines that not only
completely restored the general health,
hut enlarged his weak, emaciated parts
10 natural size and vigor. and he nov
declares that any man who win take
the trouble To send his name and adj
dress may have the method ~ this Won
derful treatment free, Now when
say free mean absolutely without cost,
because | want every Weakened man To
get the benefit ot my experience.
l am not a philanthrpplst nor 10 l
pose as an enthusiast, but there are
thousands OF men suffering the mental
tortureS of weakened manhood who
would be cured At once could they but
get such a remedy as the one that
cured me- no not try to study out how
l can AFFORD 10 pay the few postage
stamps necessary to mail the informa-
ton. but send for Il. and learn that
there are a few things on earth that al
though they cost nothing to get they
are worth a fortune to some men and
mean a lifetime Of happiness TO most
n us. Write 10 Thomas Slater. Box SIS.
Mich. and the information
will be mailed in plain scaled en-
celope.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The Washington correspondent Of th'
Chicago Journal telegraphs to his papel
a Bit Of news which is OF the highest
interest to ofiice-seekers all over the
country. That is, it will be important
il il is confirmed. From the nature of
the case, however. the confirmation can
only come after the inauguration of
President Mckinley, by his course in
making appointments, The Journal cor
respondent says the tip is generally
given out in Washington that no eX-
Office holders will be appointed 10 the
few positions which it viii be in the
power OF the new administration to
bestow. This rule will be adopted and
made inviolable as far as President
Mckinley can make it so, he asserts,
Nearly every district attorney internal
revenue collector. Indian and land
agent under Harrison is applying for
his old position under the new admin
istration. but they will not be in it.
The reasons assigned for this are that
new men have come into politics the
last four years. and many old ones have
never received any recompense for their
work done in the past. For this reason.
as far as possible. the Offices will be
distributed among the new men, or
those who have not been honored in the
past. Should this prove to be a correct
guess, there are a lot OF gentlemen all
over the country who viii be sadly dis
appointed; for, as a rule. the man who
has once held an appointive position is
very anxious to get hold Of it again-or
something better
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

When your stomach begins to trouble
YOU. It needs help. The help II needs. is
TO digest your food, and. until 1t gets
it. YOU won't have any peace, stomach
trouble is very distressing, very obsti-
nate, very dangerous, Many OF the
most dangerous diseases begin with
simple indigestion. The reason is that
Indigestion not-digestion, not-nourish-
menO weakens the system and allows
disease germs TO attack 1t. The anti
dote is Shaker Digestive Cordial,
strengthening, nourishing. curative. 1t
cures indigestion and renews strength
and health. 1t does this by strength
ening the stomach. by helping it to d.
gest your food 1t nouriShes you. Sha-
ker Digestive Cordial is made of pure
herbs, plants and wine. is perfectly
harmless and will certainly cure all
genuine stomach trouble. Sold by drug
gisis, price 10 cents to Sl.OO per bottle.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
a GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

We give away, absolutely free Of cost.
for a limited time only, The Peoples
Common Sense Medical Adviser. by r.
V. Pierce. NJ. D.. Chief Consulting Ply
sician OF the Invalids' Hotel and Sur
gical Institute. a book Of zoos pages,
profusely illustrated. bound in strong
paper covers, TO any one sending 81
cents in one-cent stamps, to cover cost
Of mailing only. over $50. 900 copies OF
this complete family Doctor Book al
ready sold in cloth binding at regular
price Of $50. Worlds Dispensary Med
ical Association, Buffalo n. Y.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
The man
who thinks

there isn't much 10 see
along the Burlington
Routes New Short Line
to Omaha, Kansas City,
st. Louis and Chicago, Is
mistaken.
Half an hour after our
train leaves Billings, II
enters the great Crow
Reservation. At Garry
owen, an excellent view
OF Custer Monument
and Battleheld Is had.
At Sheridan begins the
famous irrigated district
Of northern Wyoming.
Near Moorcroft, the
Devils Tower" lifts It's
huge bulk 800 feet above
the plain. Then come the
Black Hills, and after
them, Nebraska's fertile
farms.
Our other line from st.
Paul to Chicago and st.
LOUIS, Is known az the
mississippi Scenic Line"
For more than 300 miles
It parallels the banks OF
the great Father of
Waters"
C. SHELDON, @. A.,
Portland, Oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

There are some people who are never
positive in anything. II is always. IL
don't know" or Il guess So" There is
a world Of such people, and it is re-
freshing sometimes to hear a person
speak as one having convictions. like
Mr.. Chas F. Snyder, Of Bangor. Pa,
who wrote: 4 can heartily recommend
simmons Liver Regulator to all who
are troubled with Dyspepsia or Liver
Complaint"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

All communications intended for publ
cation should be directed to the editor,
Business communications OF all kinds
and remittanees must be addressed to
The Astorian.
The AstOrian guarantees to its sub
scribers the largest circulation OF any
newspaper published on the Columbia
,1ver
Advertising rates can be had on sppli-
cation to the business manager.
The Weekly Astorian. the second oldest
weekly In the state OF Oregon, has. uext
TO the Portland oregonlsn. the largest
weekly circulation in the state,
Jno. +. Handley & Co, are our Port
hand agents and copies OF The Astorian
can be had every morning at their stand.
~ Third street
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Helen Kellsr, the deaf dumb and
blind girl, has added to her other
accomplishments that Of riding a bicy-
Gle through the streets Of Cambridge.
1t is. to be sure, a tandem. and her
companion does the steering but as
showing the possibility of new pleas
ure for the blind. this latest triumph
of the famous mute is regarded as i'm
portant as well as interesting.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
CURE FOR HEADACHE.

As a remedy for all forms Of Headache
Electric Bitters has proved to be the very
best. 1t affects a permanent cure and
the most dreaded habitual sick head.
aches yield to its influence. We urge all
who are afflicted to procure a bottle.
and give this remedy fair trial. In
cases OF habltuAl constipation Electric
Bitters cures by giving the needed tone
to the bowels. and few cases long resist
the use OF this medicine. Try 1t once.
Fifty cents. and 800 at Chas Rogers
Drug Store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Monday, instead Of Saturday. is the
weekly secular holiday observed by the
Collegiate Institute at Jackson. Ky,
and beginning with this year the gov
ernors ordered that Thanksgiving day
be kept by the Institution on the Sat
urday following the regular feast day.
so that studies might not be interrupted
in the midweek.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
BUCKLENs ARNIcA sALvE.

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and pos,
tive cure for piles, or no pay required
1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts.
faction, or money refunded. Price, 2;
cents per box. For sale by Charles
Rogers, Odd Fellows building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

themselves. and the same thing may
be said with reference 10 the govern
ment in its relations to the avocation
and private business concerns OF its In
dividual citizens. even though they may
be salmon packers The key to the
remedy for the evils complained OF by
our correspondent, is furnished by his
own suggestion that the fruit packers
those OF California, we presume he re-
fers to--haVe taken measures 70 pro.
tect themselves against the imposition
OF false labels, The fishermen and
packers OF the Columbia river have a
mutual interest in the preservation Of
the salmon industry from the fraudu-
lent practices OF their fellow crafts
men elsewhere, and II occurs to us that
the best way to obtain the beneat of
all needed protection is by little con-
certed action and more harmonious
agreement among themselves,
II our esteemed correspondent win
take the trouble to call at the Astorlan
o:ice We shall be glad to show him
among the nles Of the paper some q the
columns ct suggestions and discussions
along the lines upon which he now asks
our cooperation. printed by this paper
gratuitously some months ago. and for
which we have been hoping to hear
some expression of appreci0tion-no, 90
say gratitude--from him and his fellow
cSnnerymen ever since, These articles
outlined the only plan that seemed 20
use at all feasible TO secure the protec-
tion which il must be conceded is GER
tainly much needed by both cannery-
men and fishermen on the Columbia
river today.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Excuse me-" Observed the man in
spectacles, but am surgeon. and
that is not where the liver is" Never
you mind where his liver is," retorted
the other IF It was in his big toe
or his left ear De Wits Little Early
Risers would reach it and shake it for
him. On that you can bet your gig
lamps" Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless,
and invariably reliable are the quail
ties Of One Minute Cough Cure. 1t new
er fails in colds, Group and lung trou-
bles. Children like it because it is
pleasant to take and it helps them.
Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Lady Colin Campbell confesses 10 an
intense interest in fencing She has
a theory that fencing equalizes the
sexes much more than most sports
She regards 1t as an art, almost as a
vocation.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The Historian hereby offers To donate
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS to st. Mary's
Hospital, payable on demand TO Father
Dlelmsn. whenever legal evidence Is pro-
auced showing that any afternoon news
paper published in Astoria has printed
within the last ninety days expiring BE-
fore this offer n single special or
other kind OF "telegrSphie press report" I"
received over the wires entering either
Of the telegraph oflces in Astoria. from
any point outside Of Oregon.
Astoria. Or, October is, 1896.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Soaly eruptions ON the head, chappcd
hands and lips. cuts, bruises. scalds,
burns are quickly cured by pcWitts
Witch Hazel SSlvc Il is az present
the. article most used for piles, and II
always cures thrm. Chas Rogers,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The old way Of delivering messages
by postboys compared with the modern
telephone, illustrates the old tedious
methods Of breaking" colds compared
with their almost instantaneous cure
by One Minute Cough Cure. Chas. Rog-
res
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

From the Hawkins county. Tennessee
marble quarIies an old colored man
who regularly hauls the output. drew
the other day block Weighing 25.2O0
pounds He used twelve mule teams.
The block contained 40 feet, and his
pay which is by the foot, amounted
20 $40.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
The y. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior to aH Others

Princess Beatrice is a thoroughly
practical woman. and from her child
ren's earliest years she has taught
them to use their fingers and TO occupy
their minds in a happy simple but
practical way
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
rHE DISCOVERY SAVED MS LIFE.

Mr.. C. Caillouette. Druggist. Beavers
vile. H.. says; To Or. Kings NewsDls-
covery 1 owe my life Was taken with
La Grippe and tried all the physicians
for miles about. but OF no avail and was
given up and told could not live. Hay-
ing Dr. Kings New Discovery In nay
store sent for a bottle and be-
gan its use and from the nrst dose
began to get better. md after using three
bottles was up aic about again. 1t is
worth its weight in gold. We won't
keep store or house without It." Get
free trial at Chas. Rogers Drug Store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The old lady was right when she
said the child might die If they waited
for the doctor. She saved the little
ones life with a few doses Of one Min
ute Cough Cure She had used it for
Group before. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

It Is a fixed and lmmutablc law that
10 have good sound health, one must
have pure. rich and abundant blood
There is no shorter nor surcr route
than by a course ot DeWitt's sarsapa.
rllla Chas, Rogers,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The length OF life may be increased
by leSsening its dangers The majority
OF people die from lung troubles, Thes,
may be averted by promptly using one
Minute Cough Cure. Chas Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Soothing. and not irritating. strength.
ening, and not Weakening small hut
eftectiye-such are the qualities OF De-
Wits Little Early Risers. the famous
little pills Chas, Rogers,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

To CURE \ CoLp ~ ONE nay,
Take laxative Bromo Quinlne, Tablets,
All druggists refund the money II 1,
fails TO cure. s5c. For sale by Chas,
Rogers Druggist
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Prof. McKenrick. Glasgow Unlver.
sity showed at the meeting OF the Brit
ish association a new apparatus. pre-
pared by himself and Lord Kelvin. by
which the deaf might be enabled to
enjoy the rythm Of music.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Ruskin has suuandercd IN good deeds
a fortune OF moro than NSoo0o, and
his present income depends almost solc-
ly on the rnyaltics ot a Nccnt popular
edition of his works,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

While attempting to chop some wood
IN his back yard, the secretary Of a
Toronto loan association allowed his
axe to get fou! Of a clothes line. and
his mead was split instead Il the wood
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Detected IN a clcth,ug store at Frank
fort, ny. a burglar wrapped a coat
about his head, and, jumping through
"a plate glass window. escaped,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

\ French woman said no; long ago,
speaking " George nu Maurier's death;
What delight In. IN his books is his
French lie does use such funny
French"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

DeWitt's sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood. It builds up and
strengthens constitutions impaired by
disease. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Nebraska thieves are learning polite
ness, II the evidence may be accepted
of one who, after spending the night
in q Thayer county schoolhouse left
a note thanking the authorities for
the three Scuttlefuls OF coal he used.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
In This
Enlightened Day

There are many newspape-s-as a
matter Of fact. But It Is an utter
impossibili:y to get a newspaper to
admit 1t. The advertising patronage
Of a newspaper depends largely
YES, wholly-upon rs circulation.
newspaper is great deal ike
the human body; II its circulation
is good, It prospers. otherwise,
otherwise. Some papers publish
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

A three-pound potato and six little
potatoes attached to it, grown at Coun-
ell Bluffs, Iowa, have been dubbed the
Murphy family by the owner.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

pctaillc, the French artist has hcca
commissioned to paint a picture ot the
resent review at Chalops, to De pre-
scented To tie czar
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The Texas has cost us dear but mol
more tnAn We ought 10 have paid toi
the folly Of getting ship models from
foreign designers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Passing beside a stall, a tall livery
man " Hopknsvine, n.y. lost a part
ot one ear which q horse reached out
and Srirtd With It's teeth
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23
WarrentOn Is the Best.
THE CENTER OF DEVELOPMENT
ON THE WEST SIDE

Everybody knows that WarrentOn values VIII soon DC
doubled. II is distinctly the best property
on the market.
Fine large level OtS surrounded by many improvements
at very low prices.
Is II NOT fine Investment
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

The old pingley hul is dead, but a
new ore is in sight So We might as we'll
unite IN shouting Ions live the Ding,
ley bllI"'
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Tracheotomy was performed on a calf
in Jouhnson county, KY, which had
swallowed one end Of a pair of pot
hooks.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-23

Mrs. Jennie Nelson, Of San Gabriel,
Cal, is a great grandmother though
she is only 46 years old.