The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-06-17
UNAWARES.

Il
standing III the balcony Of the swim
ming tank at Santa Cruz, watching the
greenery yellery water beneath and the
black human frogs awkwardly gambol-
ing therein. dislike being introduced
to people at or in swimming tanks. but
as Mrs. Richbody introduced her had
to be civil. Mrs. Richbody has very
good cook--much better than the chef
at the hotel where am stay ing.l
So / found her "a chair and we sat
down.
Out Of the corner Of my eye / saw
her hitch her chair a little closer to
mine as she adjusted her skirts. Like
all the girls this season, she wears
those abominable godets behind, that
stick out like the cowcatcher Of loco
motive, and they need careful manage
ment
Before she had spoken six words I
murmured to myself; "Ah. that ex-
plains il. You are a German.
Explains what?' she asked sharply.
"You are German" l repeated
pray go on. l am interested III your
remarks. +"
Most foreigners tale me for French, "
she said.
i merely smiled and dropped the ashes
of my cigar into the uptuned eye If
my tailor in the tank below, who had
had the impertinence to forward me his
little account from the city.
"Most foreigners, she repeated.
Excuse me-" said /, "but whore are
WEI"
SIN the swimming tank.
''No; at the swimming tank, but in
the United States of America "
Just then the band played der
Yacht am Rhein. E"
Its true, all the same, " Isaid as the
last strain died away. We're in Amer
lea, though l sometimes find it hard to
realize it.
Caroline frowned and made deli
cious little pucker in her white fore
head. (I call her Caroline now. All this
was five days ago
1.-The best blood you have is Ger
man." she said.
Il think not, replied my grand
mother was Frenchwoman.
$50 was mine" she said softly.
The silence was broken only by the
barking of a human seal in the tank
below-a poor imitation and much more
vulgar than the original
At length Caroline said, I'm sorry
you dislike the Germans.
81 don't. AS individuals have many
friends among them, but as a nation -
l blew light Whit that vanished into
thin air.
You're not very entertaining or
very complimentary. Indeed, you're
rather rude, and think I'll go, she
said
She rose and gave her pipe organ
plaits preliminary shake.
Don't CO." said mildly. 81 said
nothing
81 agree with you," she answered
cheerfully, and sat down again with u
satisfied smile.
Now, l confess, that just for a mo-
ment felt foolish. Never n man, never
a child and seldom woman has made
me feel foolish And this woman had
made me feel foolish--for a moment. /
was annoyed, and, fear, showed it, for
gave little start i was so surprised at
her audacity, you know, and dropped
my lighted cigar into the swimming
tank. 1t fell on the bald head Of my
tailor (Stultzwurzel), and made him
swear prodigiously. That was some sat
isfaction.
Il think we'd better go and take
turn on the beach, I" said l, rising. 1.-The
air seems warm and stuffy here. "
"Not at all, ~ she replied, settling
back snugly and tapping the toe of
very small tan slipper with the parasol.
"It seems very comfortable here to
me. But perhaps you suffer from head
ache?"
"No, ;" said 1; chats not the trouble
My nose is out of joint.
Poor Slawkenbergius," she murmur-
ed.
Now, this was more extraordinary
than anything she had said before. That
young girl brought up among the Ger.
mans-that strange people who drink
lager beer love sauerkraut and write
volumes on such thrilling topics as AS
sonantal Rimes for Hors in the old Ger
man epic-that a girl so educated should
show acquaintance with belle lettres
writer so essentially non-German as
Sterne-this was even more remarkable
than her impertinent remark about my
having said nothing"
Twas proceeding to light fresh cigar
when she interrupted coolly:
Il don't like smoking, Mr.. Legend.
looked ut her in amazement.
"But you are q German" l said.
"Surely all Germans
"Have you ever been in Germany"
she asked.
Now, here she had me again. No, i
have never been i'll Germany, but i
wasn't going to, confess it without a
struggle, so evasively replied, II have
been in Sleswick- Holstein. ="
"That's hardly Germany" (this rather
disdainfully).
"I'm glad to hear you confess it,"
said l. "I've always maintained that
Sleswick- Holstefn is a piece Of Den
mark which the Germans stole. "
"It's false" she burst out, with flash
ing ewes Ever since the time of Charlie
magne Sleswick- Holstein has been
but what's the use Of arguing with your
You're q prejudiced American with
French blood in your veins, and you'll
never appreciate the Germans.
"I think more of them than | did ten
minutes ago" said l, gazing at her adj
miingly. Her color had risen with her
excitement and with the heel of that lit
tie tan slipper she was vehemently beat
ing the floor.