The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-03-12

'ou' ! cS, or so. Dos
ton Courier.
ieacher-What was Joan of ARC
ilald OF: Bright pupil-Made of dust
-Eoston Transcript.
Elsie-My husband is very boru Re-
please. Louisc-IIe must have chang
ed considerably since he married Won
New York Herald.
HOW many people will this car
seat! inquired the loQuacious passcn.
ger wv omen or men," asked the ron.
ductor.-Chicago Evening Post.
here was once a professor VINO. po
ing asked what he knew p o a certain
subject. replied. Nothing: | have moi
even lectured OF it."-Argonaut.
DO You believe in luck:' II shouIo
say so; snow last night blew off nv
~neighbor's walk and drifted to the full
length of mine"-Clicago Record.
Twill you be my wife, Frauleir
Iaula. and make me happy" Il am
sorry, Doctor, but | should like to he
happy myself Blact
ter.
Willie-1 know sister would be gla0
to go skating with you. Ringway-
What makes you think so? "She saws
she has been dying all winter TO have
you break the ice."-L.ife.
You're the only doctor who advise,
me to stay at home. All the others
say | ought to so to a winter resort
Il suppose they have all the patients
they want."-Fliegende Blaetter.
Willie-What's the matter with youi
nose, Bobby: Bobby--Tommy IIiggin.
botham an me had a fight in schoo,
about some marbles. Willic-Who got
EN-? Bobby-Tcacher.-Judgc.
Lawyer "a few years hence)-Make
your mind easy. The jury will disa-
gree. Prisoner-Sure? Lawyer-I
know it. Two of the members are man
and wife.-New York Dispatch.
Dad, what's a running account?'
ITS an open account with a dry goods
store, my son, which keeps your moth
or running downtown all the time to
buy something."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
want Of thought. or course it was n
boy. You wouldn't find Il girl whiStling
for want of thought. He-No; She
wouldn't whistle; she'd talk.-Indian~
apolis Journal.
Man wants but little here below
SO runs the good old song;
If he but advertises, though.
He doesn't want that long.
Printers Ink.
He-Oh, dear. l wish l coul>. get
to make for me! She-And l wish |
could get some good clothes like father
used o buy for me.-IndianapoliS Jour.
nal.
II wish those electric sleighs were IN
use in Pittsburg," remarked Miss Point
Breeze to Miss Schenley Park. "Why!'
II understand they can be guided by
the feet alone."-PittSburg Chronicle
Enthusiastically, l think that Miss
Gray takes a good deal Of interest in
me. Henry-But you should remeln-
Der that where the interest is large the
security is apt to be pretty poor.-Bos'
ton Transcript.
"Ah! that's a great strain!' exclaimed
the tenor, who was exercising his voice
his bedroom. "A great strain it is
his roommate. ION those who
to listen to it."-Pittsburg Chron.
icle- Telegraph.
Ven LET these 'barons" do their will,
Nor try to thwart their little game,
If. when the price Of coal sces up.
The mercury will do the same.
Washington Star.
Susy-Say. auntie, dear, you're an old
maid. aren't you? Aunt Emma (hesi-
ratingly)-Ccrrainly Susy; bat it is not
nice Of you to ask such Il question.
Susy-Now, don't be vcNed, auntie;
know it isn't your fault.-Herriedener
Laubfrosch.
81 am going to propose to Miss jim
said Whykius, thougitfully.
Has she given you any encourage
Il should say so. Why. she
: afraid l am pending TOO LAUGH mon
" for bouquets and matinee tickets.
Washington Star.
Excuse me, Mr.. Barnoth'nS," said
he London lady to her very weai'h!!
c~ouaintance but isn't mining very
nteresting?" Every. ma'am.' Il am
cry ignorant on that score. Tell NE.
Ia diamonds come in quartZ!' Oh.
oppose some people that work on a
mall scale get 'em that way; but hal
I'm comm in gallons, ma'am.'-Wash-