The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-05
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

The Ernporia chorus has announced that
it viii not attend the Hutchinson Jubilee
this year.
Professor Dyche will tell Newton what
he knows about the polar regions tomor-
row night
winner because he formerly lived m Medi-
cine Lodge.
That snow storm demonstrated that
there is such thing as joking the ground
hog too much.
Among the things taken by burglar At
Garden City was "a blue feather fan"
That was cool
II Is said that Wellington has more nat
ural constitutional lawy e-s than any Other
town In the state,
There Is a rumor that Farmer Smith
| I'D IL up IN Mcpherson county with his
right hand tied behind him. too,
II is said that the Newton Herald has
passed over 20 that mysterious bourne
where the tickets read only one way.
II looks very much as II I'D Greer s1ll
had a nlnety-nine year lease on the posi-
ton of Cowley county's tavorfts son
Female suffrage - all right but that
| club at oxford known as the Ladies'
Cemetery association is going little too
| far.
The Hutchinson Bee says that the only
thing about Isn't Hutchinson society OBJ
serves is the Easter bonnet when Lent 70
over.
The Caldwell Advance says that wo-
men Ealk less in February than Ia any
other month. Febru&ry s. the shortest
month
The Wellington Mail says thai since the
| city took possession OF trs wzter~orks ut
Wellington much better pressure is no
| ticeable
Editor Macdonald left two boys behind
al oxford. but be took some Of the money
| the countess sent him and bought them
| wheels.
Harry Bone " now carrying around The
e1te OF 'The grand old man OF Clark
county and a very doclle and youthful
moustache.
The ladies OF Wellington have ben re-
quested 20 leave their big hats NJ home
Attk liz st--tlaA NA40 AFe-AA = Jul my
fuse TO do IL
The New York Tribune SAYS Chef I.onK
Is an able debater. The Skiute POpulist
says he isn't There IS resason 20 believe
that the people viii believe the New York
Tribune.
The Abilene Reflector - pleased % see
the Republicans OF Leavenworth stand
ing by MorriL The reason probably u
that Norrfl e1forces the Law 20 well ia
THAI town
Bertha Hurst. poor riri who was de-
serted By her parents when a baby and
who has since gone wrong. has been ar
reset IN Ness county and all sent 20 the
Beloit school
VIM Wallace % KinEman. has ben re-
elected grand master Of The state A. .. 4.
". THIS is the first time N ne History
% the order when a Te-eleotioa % tina
place has bsen made.
A Cuzr-on man has been arrested for
running a billiard hal under fhs Kaxnb-
liaE act. and be threateas 20 rotal.zfs By
bringing most % the ohgrch members "a
the town into cour~.
4 Sumner county farmer drove inao
Wellington the o-l,r day with a loz1 %
corn before daylight He wanted prob
ably 20 get 4 sod before the railroads
shovet I'D the corn rae H-.le higher.
Editor Kurtz has been a8l8dxei % Bay
The costs % tho Lbel sal; ~ NeEtos-tl-z.
Senator Dancer % Harvey cousty. - ne
frs- mar la Kansas out p1,h Memorial
Day easagemerL lie zli speak a. Be
lo-t.
- CooildEe a tail man has jo.nsd re
Bapth@g ehur-h and wants - 10 baptized.
There f. 70 stream IN tire vicinity deep
enough L. j. propo-ed TIA: he uo eoza
On ar risztloD dstrh and lst tns mlnizssr
tar1 on tss water.