The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-12-29
MADE TIE JUDGE LAUGH.
Romeo nrawa's Tale I'm the foiics
Court of His Trouble With hta-
ueuua. s.fhe DnEV."

.Isaseo Glasgow laughed wlala on fhs
fs1ys-h Yesterday afternoon II Is the nrst
tine since he was elected munieipAi luASe
thai he failed % conceal hss amsseif."iss'
and therefore should be OF record SoAh
Brown, famaiiagly known as honeo
Brown. and Tommy ktnnegAn' VINO -
called a Dage, were the prime pa actors ~
the drama. and every man Ia tie eotirI
room said K was the. inest acting and d.
clamnlng they had ever seen or heard
Romeo Br0xn Sas a tr.fs out OF pfae-
tia. ard had a few fog-banks IN his FoHce.
bat he did rot allow anything Ike That 20
interfere with bis Oratory. " hen brown
got through F!nnegan sgRored the Tact
that Brown had called h.En pago' ees-
psrado ard typseal Jesse James, anu &c.
clareti 6aaat Brown had s-se dsailtasis o.
him In oratory, as ne lBrown) had buen up
sn the municipal court more Frequently.
IL Is a long time since Brown he'd me
i,oaYsgs Ia the municipal court. Ia BY gone
,iaya he was ia evidence frequently. lie
used to play ''Rorneo and Junet WIN ants
I.av.gne or at least that waa ths name
she went by. while iaviEne was over a
tne Kirkland woolsn mtA. one evening
Brown ard Mrs. Lav.gne were chatting to-
,sethar after the balcony sccae. win a
bucket of bear between them Lavisne
came hozne and psgcltd into Brown After
tae circus was over the room booked as u
II had been struck by a cyclone. and
Brown was welssring in blood. As the
doctor was sewing bin up ne declared that
he st!l retained his affection for Mrs. La
vlgne. Subsequently Mira Lavigne vent
back on brown completely and married
Iavigne Since tho cutting ARRAY Brown
has not been before the public until yestsr-
day. Re hooked az Il he bad struck q
Christmas storm and got the Wogst or =,
but no was ataa Brown. ard declared that
aa would stand the braini Of the anasr
rather thar Iet tsls newspapers set bod
OF the story. Thss brave resolution was
forgotten when ne got on she stand, and Il
hooked as n be esuld not be stopped
Il went Up 10 v1ziG FRANKIE" said Brown
in tones that wcrs husky ard told % many
scAoaners. Then Brown gave the court 50
understand EhA; re vas not IRE only che
ia tbs reofn.
"Et vas Christmas night" continued
Brown. "and we were having a pleasant
time. when IA came FInnesan. Ftnnegan
Il a naso. lie had bottle OF whisky Tor
Miss Franks Frankie wouian't open tho
bottle, 81 we al adjourned % A neigahor-
ing saloon and Had drink. It cost me-.
Judge g cents. When We returned 70 the
house Fsnn@xan toia "a - % set out
Wen. the arst thing knew when Got out
IN the hall Fianegan threw bucket ~ me-
I acknowledge IL. judge. I was retreating
from AAsH- 4 ten YOU re - uFek-e+ s@-@Ns
There he - over there. book at him.
VITA this brown pointed his fnser 81
the terrible FgnnaEsn, a man about Ave
feet seven inches tail dirty 81 face end
apparently meek - manner. DO you see
him. juager" and Then Brown got excited
ena pushed the fcg hanks cur of his thn3at
and SPOKE Ike Cicero "a disguise.
'sYes. str I am afrsid Of that man lie
win kin ne 81 BE gets a chance. Why,
- is a regular Jesse James au4 oRgat not
20 - az large. When I think - what ne
would 60 II hs got the chance I trernhls.
He beats Frankie. I have seen hisa put
rreat big HACK eyes ca her. and n had
rot held hlm untl ] was ali tired cut Z
don't ksoW bat 30 would have killed Der "
Brown took another breath ard vas
going &c push away another f0g bank
when judge Glasgow told hsfn 20 sit Down.
rrowu smiled iu sort 81 triumnhal mau-
nar and sat down after s eauiosj disHt =
81 grace Ga attempting - lecats - weu
hattrret Derby Rat
"Havs you anything - say inquired
judge GLASGOW q F1nneEan. F1annE8n
wss evtasativ thun3eratruek 81 Ercwn $
skiu ~ tsa use - language. and he carte
forward az a sasirs pase. Fiaany be said
IN a f8sx Vaica well fadke. 4 was prsfty
drunk And eoa't remember anything ahost
t. / haven't been up here oHly Oaee tn
two years 40 ha has get tae ADVANTAGE -
ne in "a &luS. / AMT much o. ask4es
spesches-
Thea F1pregsn hssitate8 sav uacsaert.
hut suddenly turning around ssi8 in the
most matter - fast way tnzaEiaaetsY Il
tell ser. tu6Ee. I think th4t salleE - OF
Ms nut
CLERK Cfawfcrs doubles go ike a Jack
kngsa and dis ~ BEST - sappFtss as
rrserTinenE ara Attorney SINS n@0thHc
sereeant WEfaNs frgsss eeAfa8. Witarc 3
sa-e we're D nros3 sualte. sd az ovcr tHe
s>onrt Fntreh eeG.3 - seen "a every fses
JUDGE Gtssrow tried - book steEu, 4a
danced a. 1assHT Brooks. . ~ ~as s:rug-
citing between Ats nsfurss fscsi@atisns Sed
tisltv. Z wax Simply $40 u11ca fe~ tae
faszA ard = p~o~oanee& Sgfao s.7wsy
efefss ever hss Ease. E1na3.v. Ae sEt1-
.sVTea "a Fran&ieer'
Wien T~nnaxan ere5 sS cut Re sal3 she
as hgS w4se, declared Bruwu. "IssZe a
bench warrant" said tae faeE~ kraas e
wsS szand "a hev roera ~ tAe Overs a
hsnss arH brought 80 eoHrt SIRE rs
asssxar-a s,,to~sd woman Sse ss.3 taAt aer
nssae was Mrs. FsnGfe ssoi1e. and 1rN-
laced a eertfscafa Is prove Be- aiy raue
has eeen given wnssF." sc s&t1- AID 7
Sc nog IKE &C.
What - yea kuow asous tets A1a-rF
lnauire8 Judge GLASGOW.
s,~osalnx." sAI3 E1annte. hsg - hack
EYES sasp2lng. y beard a racket 4 tie