Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1896-04-11
with it2" asked Billings, growing In.

went on Buck, in a careless tone. 81
puts it that it is jealousy NV them, see.
in I've got the best claim in the set
tlement. If you seed one NV them fell
lers it's likely he'd say that thar can't
be no water got on this yere claim.
He'd say that the well-borer war hyar
an bored about GOO feet an got no wa
ter. That would be lie, cause he only
bored 400 feet, but I'll allus believe
he'd "a got water if he'd "a bored deep
enough. Then some object ter the
claim cause they says I've settled on
school section, which amt open for
settlement, an that I'll haf ter git off
soon as school board is organized,
But how the Sam Hill do they know
who the school boards goin' ter be,
an how can they tell what they're
goin' ter do fore they're elected?
Some people does meek me have that
tired feelin'!"
"Why, if that is the case" broke in
Billings, 81 don't know as"
81 amt through yit," put in Buck.
LET me tell we all the onery skunks
aire doin' ter ruin the repertashun NV
this yere claim. Some puts it that it
is too close ter the line NV the Injun
| territory, an that the road agents an
robbers would kill n feller off as fast
as he could come hyar, an that sich
vishus invirunments would be the
| sp'ilin' NV the society NV the neigh
borhood; but thar hain't been but two
men killed on this yere claim since 1
come here, which is full six months
| ago, an them war both strangers who
war campin' in the road hyar, an never
a,standin' gard none. Whatever else
could sich chumps eXpectP"
"That is horrible!" said Billings,
with shiver. "As 1 were going to say,
in that case"
II amt through yit," continued Buck.
"I's an honest man, an blieves in tell.
in the whole story which .hem SLAM
derers aire so fond Nv eXaggeratin'.
Some puts it that the snaiks on this
yere claim is it's greatest drawback,
an ter hear 'em talk yed think that
feller couldn't stay hyar Is minnets
without bein' swallered by them; but
wait till 1 tells We the true facts. Now,
y
We know how ter take 'em. A feller
must wear high boots an keep his eyes
peeled. Then / wears er buskSkin suit
under my other clothes, which has saved
my life more AN once. Now, thar was
Ruggy Jones, who lived over thar on
the next claim. He comes over ter see
me one day, 'lowin he amt afeared
of no snaik livin'. He warn't the man
ter listen ter no reason; he comes
a-wearin' of them low dude CATERS,
an the first thing he knows he's bit
with one Nv them snaiks. Well, he
slobbers round a little, takes fit, try
in ter kill everybody, then curls up an
dies deader AN Moses. 'Twarn't my
fault, seein' as how he had been warned;
but some folks will be fools. Nv course,
accidents will sometimes happen, even
with the most keerful. Thar's my wife,
| Mandy, now. You couldn't find a
keerfuler woman AN her, but it all
happened like this: One night one NV
them dad blamed snaills gifts an hides
itself in the bed, an the first thing
we knows Mandy is bit. 1t warn't her
fault, fer who'd think NV wearin' snails
pertecters in the bed? Well, she pumps
gallun Nv my best whisky down her
throat, an it kinder newteralizes that
yere pizen, so instead NV dyin' she only
has some fits. Mandy amt no slouch
in skir1nosh, an when them fits comes
on ye'd be safe in 'lowin' that l had
my hands full. She gifts the corn-knife,
'lowin' that everybody is after her, an
out she goes, slashin' at everything,
Dangerous like. It's about daylight by
this time, an she meets Sol Miller, who
is out early looliin' fer his mules. She
mecks fer him, an fore he gifts on ter
what she's drivin' at, she has sliced off
one ov his years, an he only 'scapes by
bein' one ov the best runners in the
settlement. She next slashes the head
Nv my best dog off, an after she had
sliced the tail off one Nv my hosses,
finally ropes her. She gets quiet like
after awhile, but them fits will come
back on her"
"That is enough" interrupted the
stranger. 81 wouldn't live on this claim
for all the land in the county. Give me
back my money, and we will call the
trade off"
mo, we don't" replied Buck. "Ireck-
on the contract don't say nothin' about
givin' the money back. If ye want the
claim, pay the rest an it's yourn; but
if not, the 25 is mine, That's the con-
tract"
He was interrupted by a shrek which
issued from the cabin. and the next mo-
ment the figure of a woman emerged
from the door and came running wildly
across the prairie, Deurishing corn
knife about her head.
'Blame my cats, that's Mandy havin'
one NV them fits!" cried Buck. "Look
out fer yerself an team, stranger, while
l runs fer a rope!"
But Billings did not wait to listen.
With one bound he was in his wagon,
and a moment later had lashed the
mules into a gallop and was disappear
ing down the trail in a cloud of dust.
Buck darted around the cabin. the