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The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

Scarcely three years ago Maj.
William Mckinley was bankrupt, and
was saved from actual penury only by
the contributions of his friends Now
he Is aa spirited a bidder 81 southern
delegations in the next republican ma
tional convention as was Gen. Alger in
the good old days so frankly described
in John sherman's book. There seems
TO be money IN Ohio politics for the man
who goes after it ia the light way,
Chicago Chronicle.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16
Tho Pilgrim.

Holiday Number) Full Of bright
sketches prose, poetry aud illustrations
by bright writers and artists. Entirely
original, new and entertaining. Mailed free
TO any address on receipt of six (6l cents in
postage stamps. Write TO GEO. II. HEAP
FoRp, Publisher, 415 Old Colony building,
Chicago, Ill.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

THE announcement that Speaker
Reeds influence viii be Oh the side Of
rigid economy IN public expenditures is
important II true It points tc new
departure for a Rced congress Boston
ilenld
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

TREAT Eeduesicn In Time 90 raJsscrr,...
Once moro the Northwestern &kM "
reduced the time OF ite trans-cot1 ~ IN ~
trains. and tho Journey from ChII5rc ~.
California Wis tbip popolax route n snss
made IA TIE marvclously short time ~,
three days. Palas !, Drawing Room Biecn'
Ing cars leave Chicago daily, and run
through, to SIAN Francisco and Los Apsc,ss
without change. and oil meals en- route ars
served In Dining cars. Daily Tourist SIeen.
ing car service Is also maintained by thSr.
line between Chicago and San Francianoo'
and Los Angeles, completely eouinneJ
borths In upholstered Tourist Sleepcrs be'
ing furnished at n cost OF only seOO each
from Chicago 10 the Pacific Coast Thronvh
trains leave Chicago for California NJ a IN.
o. m. and 0.30 y. m. daily, after arrival AZ
trains Of connecting lines from the East and
South. #51e@,.@ NJ &EA
For detailed information concerninQr rate.
routes, etc, apply TO ticket agents OF con-
Meeting lines or address, -. ~. .. s@5.-s11
w. b. KNsKERN. q. p. & T. A., Chicago.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

TIE class in natural history being asked
the difference between q Cog and tree, the
head boy answered: ~ tree Is covered with
bark, while q dog seems TO be lined withitn
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

THE look on any married woman's face
should convince the girls that the men are
not worth the exertion necessary To catch
one.-AtcllsCn Globe, X
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

THE skipper Of O vessel need never be
without fresh eggs. He can always lay To-
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

ITALIAN music is fine because it is ground
30 much on the streets. Z
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1896-01-16

KAYsAN--aSay, Bin, IL says here that the
crew OF the schooner were compelled 10 rig
Jury mast. What's o jury mastln Mis-.
soiirian@-"Why, anybody could tell YOU
that. It's one OF those big masts that ID
fakes twelve men TO put mp" 1.EI4
The herald., 1896-02-28

has probably never yet been published is
as follows: Miss Whiting not long ago re-
turned from a shopping expedition and
as she removed her wrap she noticed that
her pin, charming little star of pearl
which she especially valued because It was
the gift Of dear friend, was missing from
its accustomed place at her throat. She
immediately retraoed her steps, inquiring
at every shop she had visited for the lost
treasure. Several of the shopgirls, includ-
ing the one ut the last shop visited, re-
membered having seen the pin fastening
her collar, and she went home, discouraged
by the inevitable inference that 1t must
have boon lost on the street. However,
she said to herself, when she was once
more In her room at the Brunswick, 81
will try what demanding help Of the silent
enoompsssing forces in which I believe
will do"
She sat down and made her mind pas
sive, receptive to suggestion, and concen-
trated her thought en- the lost pin. After
few minutes it occurred to her to go
and move large picture which stood in
the front Of the empty fireplace and look
in the CRATE But that is too absurd"
she argued mentally. "I certainly had
the pin on when went out and have
not been near the crate since came In.
Still more and more insistently came the
mental suggestion or direction, "Moye
the picture and look In the CRATE" till
finally, protesting at what she considered
her imaginative folly, Miss Whiting did
so, shaking down a little cloud Of SCOT and
dust from the back of the picture, which
had not been moved for some weeks, and,
10, lying on one Of the iron bars Of tho
Grato lay the lost pin inl-Philadelphia Press.
The herald., 1896-02-28
Sara Knew.

Sara has just entered her third year.
Her comments on persons and things in
general keep her family in a state of un-
easiness. Sara insisted upon going to Sum
day school and was entered in the infant
class of woman as we'll known in So
ciety as in philanthropy. The subject was
Abraham" and the teacher asked, "Who
can tell me anything about Abraham"
1t was very still for moment, and then
Sara called out, II can; he's Mrs. Ander-
sons black cat
Seated in box near the stage the 9TH
er afternoon at the theater, Sara insisted
upon giving points to those about her,
and no amount of coaxing from her father
could prevent her talking out so loud that
the audience wondered what she would
say next. A great hit is made in the play
when one Of the actors says, II have for
gotten my lines, do you know them" To
the amusement of the whole house. Sara
replied, In her shrill little voice, mo, l
don't know what you fordot. New York
Herald
The herald., 1896-02-28
TIMES LAPlDARY.

As Joys the shillful, stern ertihcer
When gems are laid within his eager hand,
And he, surveying, thinketh diversely,
His proud soul flaming with creative fire
And full Of possibilities divine:
"This blood red ruby. dancing fauns shall
tread;
Upon that sapphire stand a god; this sard
A mystic symbol bear: that emerald
Will compel to sweet Diana's face
Yea. all to strength and beauty will SHAPED"
30 l. when out Of treasures Of light
The new day spreads before me all its hours,
Think . create ON them the fsirest forms.
This Al with work, and that with fancy free,
And thus with brooding thought, this with
swift speech.
And this with idleness. and all for thee
Who art the soul Of all, the life Of each.
Anna c. Brackett in Century.
The herald., 1896-02-28

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This extraordinary Rejuvenator is the most
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Erep1atureness means impotence In the nrst
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Send for circulars and testimonials.
TAINTED BLOOD-Impure blood due to
se-ious private disorders carries myriads Of sore.
producing germs Then comes sore throat pinples
copper colored spots ulcers in mouth, old and
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HUDSON MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
Stockton, Market and ElUs Sths .,
sAN ERANcIsco. CAL. ~Ts
The herald., 1896-02-28
RELICS OF BOOTHS THeATER.
Decorations Used to Advertise . Dealer II
Secondhand Building Materials.

Decorations Used to Advertise . Dealer In
Secondhand Building Materials.
Almost all that Is left Of Booths old
theater which stood at the corner of Twen-
ty-third street and Sixth avenue, Is part Of
It's outside figure decoration, now moon
gruously ornamenting a little two story
brick Office building In Avenue B. The
Office Is that Of . dealer in secondhand
building materials, and the zinc figures
that once were familiar to half the town
were placed on the front Of the little struo-
ture as q sort Of advertisements. The brown
painted zinc medallions Of Tragedy and
Comedy hang at either extremity Of the
house just beneath the caves, while on the
roof stands the enormous piece that so
many thousands recall, the gilded harp
symbolizing the lyric stage and the two
cupidlike figures blowing great trumpets.
The little Office building is dwarfed by its
elaborate decoration, but the desired effect
Is obtained, for every unaccustomed passer
by pauses to stare at the odd combination.
This interesting relic is the preface to
many others less significantly curious,
slowed away behind the little Office build
ing.
Here are hundreds of those tomblike
marble inantels that respectable New York
ers Of 40 years ago felt themselves impelled
to erect about their freplaces. Since fire.
places have given way to furnace registers,
there could be nothing more appropriate
than an inscription on the surviving tomb
like structures to the memory Of the spirit
Of cheer now vanished from SO many
hearths. Along with the secondhand mar
BILE Inantels are some thousands of doors
and windows, some cased and ready to put
into new houses, every sort of movable in
terior decoration, mahogany stair rails,
elaborate church pews, pulpits, lecterns
and chandeliers. All these things are
classified and arranged so that they may
be taken out with ease when q customer
comes Tho whole collection Is eloquent
of the perpetual dissolution that overtakes
this town, the uninterrupted process of re-
building that makes 1t new city every
half century. The onlooker who sees great
10 story structures reared, as 1t were, In q
night catches himself wondering how soon
the ruins Of these as yet untried monu-
ments Of iron frames, brick filing and
stone facing will be offered pieoemeal by
dealers in secondhand building material.
New York Sun.
The herald., 1896-02-28
MADE HIM EAT IT.
Tho Policeman Would Have No Man Flour
ishing . Pistol There.

Tho Policeman Would Have No Man Flour
ishing . Pistol There.
The boys are telling rather good story
on Fargo citizen and police officer, which
runs something in this wise: The citizen
had purchased candy revolver for his lit
tie boy, which closely resembled a genu-
Inc weapon. The other night he was in
the ladies waiting room at the Northern
Pacific awaiting the arrival of No. 2,
smoking cigarette. It's against the rules
to smoke in this room, and when the officer
stepped in he detected the smell of smoke.
and after sizing up the crowd finally To-
Gated the citizen calmly smoking away.
"Here," said the officer, "if you want
to smoke, you will have to go outside"
"Don't you talk to me that way" re-
piled the cigarette smoker, "or I'll blow
you full Of holes' As he said this he
drew the candy weapon from his pocket
and leveled 1t at the officer. The candy
was wrapped with tinfoil and looked like
a sure enough revolver. The crowd, at
least, took no chances. Convinced there was
going to be shooting and that loop
per" or somebody was going to be killed,
there was unanimous desire among tho
bystanders not to witness the slaughter Of
the devoted guardian of the peace. Every
one made an attempt at the same time
to reach the door. Several might have
been injured II the prompt action of the
police officer had not prevented the panic
that seemed Imminent. He seized the citi-
zen's right arm and pushed it up and back
30 that If the candy revolver was discharged
1t would be in the air. Then he shouted,
"You are under arrest!" and led him out
into tho hallway, which was soon crowded.
The citizen still held the candy revolver,
which looked formidable enough In the
dim light. He seemed to have lost his
bold front and was trembling with fear
In faltering tones he said: "Don't put me
under arrest. would rather eat this re-
volver than be looked up in a police CELL"
"Well" said the officer, half in JEST
"you eat that revolver, and I'll let you CO."
"All right" he returned, and to the
amazement Of every one, including the
officer, he put the barrel into his mouth
and bit off large section. Before the
crowd recovered from Its surprise the trig-
ger had disappeared from view, and by the
time the officer had discovered that he had
been the victim Of a joke the revolver had
been eaten.-Fargo Forum.
The herald., 1896-02-28
A GOOD ACTOR.
How . Famous French Advocate Won o
Hopeless Murder Case.

Hopeless Murder Case.
Maitre Lachand, the famous advocate,
was perhaps the greatest master Of comedy
in France, and not few eminent actors
envied him his marvellous powers of MIN
Tory. He was once employed to defend q
murderer, against whom the facts were
hopelessly clear.
When his pathetic appeals and his tears
which were always at call when he
pleaded before country jury-failed to
touch his stolid audience, he resorted to
the most impudent piece Of triokery.
Thrusting his moistened white handker-
chief into his pocket he demanded II the
Jurors were men, If they had human
hearts, If they could bring themselves to
condemn fellow man like the accused,
whom he had credited with all sorts of
chivalrous If not sanity merits.
His eloquence was not merely fruitless,
but the jury responded to it at first with
uneasy shuff1ing, then with biting lips,
bursts of laughter. Lachand, while fling
ing about his hands, had Intentionally
dipped his fingers into tho great inkpot
in front Of him, and as he drew his right
hand across his forehead, as If in agony of
despair at the certain fate Of the accused,
he left upon his brow an enormous black
mark like crescent moon, and drew two
other black traces down his cheeks as he
put his fingers to his eyes to dash away
the tears.
Feigning high moral indignation at
thoir conduct, he continued: "You are
about to decide whether one of your fellow
mon shall be thrust by you out Of the ranks
Of the living, and you choose such mo-
ment for indulging in cruel and thought
Less laughter. Is this extravagant mirth
fitting mood in which to decide whether
q man shall or shall not diep''
The argument actually told upon the
jury. Tho man was acquitted. Paris
Journal.
The herald., 1896-02-28
sELEcTEp ANCESTORS.

ITS all the rage
TO now engage
IN mony odd researches
For what Is told
In records old
- s&fety vaults and churches
We aim to know
II. long ago.
our forbears honors carried,
And II they came
In time to fame,
= And whom the maids they marrf-
We search to see
II we may be
From kings or knaves descends@
And learn, forsooth.
The simple truth
That both in US are blended.
- WsHdd, It's true.
There's blood that's blue
That In our veins is flowing,
And then we find
Some other kind,
~. Ger which We do no Growing.
It's very sad,
But through this fad
y II seems that we are foted =
To learn Of knsves,
= who're in their graves.
. 40 "ho" ~' are feia'eo =
'Tworid be moro fun
Fer ev'ry one
n blood could be selected.
And fcrbears bad
We may have had
Could cnlmly be rejected.
Chicago Post.
The herald., 1896-02-28
GAUDEAMUS IGlTUR.
Let US live, then, and be glad
While young life's before usl

Let US live, then, and be glad
While young life's before usi
After youthful pastime had,
After old age hard and sad
Earth will s|pm0sr Ger u.s.
Where are they who in this world
Ere we kept were keepingi
Go ye to the gods above;
Go to hell; inquire thereof.
They are not; they're sleeping.
Brief is life, and brevity
Briefly shall be ended.
Death comes like whirlwind strong,
Bears us with his blast along;
None shall be defended.
Live this university,
Men that learning nourish,
Live each member of the same,
Long live all that bear its namei
Let them ever fourishl
Live the commonwealth also,
And the men who guido It'll
Live our town in strength and health,
Founders, patrons, by whose wealth
We are here provided!
Live all girlsl A health to you,
Melting maids and beauteousl
Live the wives and women, too,
Gentle, loving. tender, true,
Good, Industrious, duteousi
Perish cares that pule and pinel
Perish envious blamers!
Die the devil, thine and mine!
Die the starch necked Philistine,
Scoffers and defamersl
-Bibelok
The herald., 1896-02-28

Beecham's pills are for bilious
ness, bilious headache, dyspep.
sia, heartburn, torpid liver, diz-
ziness, sick headache, badtaste
in the mouth, coated tongue,
loss ofappetite, sallow skin, etc,
when caused by constipation;
and constipation is the most
frequent cause Of all of them.
Go by the book. Pills 1o4 and
a5e a box. Book free at your
druggists or write B. F. Allen Co.,
365 Canal Street, New York.
Animal ali ~, ora n ~ q mn mn bovsa
The herald., 1896-02-28
THE SECRET.

The old moon brought me Joy enough.
Tho new can bring no sorrow;
Dear, from his store who hath your love
The envieus gods might borrow.
have the secret sought, 'tis said,
vainly by sages olden;
Though fate allot me gifts Of lead
Your love will make them golden.
ST. james Gazette.
The herald., 1896-02-28
e AND TESTTM0w..

Annual sales more than 5000. 900 boxes
The herald., 1896-02-28
BOSTON MAGIC.

4 Fair Writer Who Found Her Pin
Through Belief In Occultism.
Miss Lillian Whiting, author of 1.-THE
World Reautiful' and many charming
poems, which have recently been published
in book form, and we'll known as news
paper woman in Boston, is greatly inter
ested in the occultism Of these end Of the
century days. Miss whiting hos published
several articles in The Arena, relating
strange personal experiences of her own
happenings unaccountable on ordinary by
potheses.
A strange but true little Incident which
The herald., 1896-02-28
Red In Battle.

Red has always been favorite military
color. It's employment dates from the
time of Lycurgus, the Spartan, who COM
maDded his army to be arrayed in red
tunics in order that new recruits might
not be disnlayed at the sight Of blood. Its
first use in the British army dates from
1926, when tho yeomon Of the guard were
dressed in rod.
The herald., 1896-02-28

The taking Of tho census in Japan is
simple, but tho figures are utterly unre-
liable. Tho houses are counted, and an
average of Eve persons is al!owed for each
house,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-01-04
A Great Entertainment.

Zamloch, the great prestidigi-
tator, arrived by the steamship
Australia yesterday, and will give
four grand performances next
week, at the Y. M. @. A. Hall, on
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
evenings with Saturday matinee.
Prof. Zamloch is recognized as
the leader in his profession, and
has for thirty years delighted au-
diences in every country on the
globe. He has made four tours
round the world and is now COM
pleting his fifth. The accommo-
dations at the hall being limited
Prof. Zamloch has found it neces-
sary to rebuild the stage. Mr.. d.
G.. Waldron, an old and we'll
known newspaper man, is repre-
senting Zamloch and has net
many oldtime friends in Homo
lulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-01-04
Tho Corsner's Jury.

The Coroner's Jury impanelled
by Deputy-Marshal Hitchcock
yesterday in the case of Olivia
Alawa, consisting of J. M. Kealoha,
Jas. Kuliki, S, Mahelona, Kama
ana, P. Silva and P. Maluai, re-
turned verdict that the deceased
was named Olivia Alawa, and that
he came to his death by his own
hand, the weapon used being a
rifle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-01-04
Highest of all in Leavening PowerLaest w. S. Govt Report
Roe! RRss&ktaRss
>ApsoIUfSEEx Puxx
BUSINESS ITEMS.

The Merchants Exchange re-
ceived the customary consign-
ment Of that celebrated Enter
prise Beer. II
Pole cornices for windows or
doors; from 4 feet to II feet long
with wood or brass trimmings nj
King Bros, Hotel street.
Vestibule rods are those little
brass rods used for sash curtains
Venetian doors or windows. King
Bros. have them for sale with
fittings.
City Carriage Co.. j. S And.
rade, manager. If Won want q
hack with good horse and care
full driver ring up Telephone 1l3,
corner of Fort and Merchant
streets. back at all hours.
G. R. Harrison, practical piano
and organ maker and timer, cal
furnish best factory references.
Ordres left at Hawaiian News Co.
will receive prompt attention. All
work guaranteed to be the same
as done in factory. 4
A. j. Derby, DDS, Dental
office Cottage No. 100, Alakea
street, telephone 10. els. Office
hours 9 AM. to 4P.M.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-01-04
House and Lots for Sale.

There is new house and lot
situated at Kapalama. Right ON
the tramways line. The lot is SIS
feet wide by 100 feet long and
being rented at $120 year; will
sell at 5000 cash. A very good
investment. There are five more
lots in the same location, which
will be sold at very reasonable
prices.
For further particulars apply
to w. G. ACHI.
193-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-01-04

Kauai on Monday at 5 p. IN.
Japanese jugglers in new feats
this evening.
A small unfurnished cottage is
wanted.
There we're only seven cases on
the police court calendar this
morning.
Captain OBrien's company of
tho Citizens Guard meets tonight
at the District Courtroom.
David Dayton has lots for sale
and houses to let in all parts Of
the city.
A new corrugated iron roof is
being placed on the Custom
House building.
D. Howard Hitchcock has re-
sumed his school of art on Hotel
street.
Professor Z'mlock will give
his initial performance at the Y
M. @. A. hall on Tuesday even
ing.
The charge of cruelty to ami
mails placed against Lam Vat was
dismissed by Judge Perry this
morning.
Geo. A. Davis, attorney at law,
has taken the Office lately occu-
pied by Mr.. Thurston on Kaahu-
manu- street.
John McLain elsewhere an.
nounces rates and states the me-
rits of the Eagle House, of which
he has lately become the pro.
prietor.
Police officer Toma is mourning
the loss of his bank book, show
ing deposit of $3.50 in his favor.
Anyone returning it to him will
be rewarded.
A japanese deserter from the
Lihue plantation was adjudged
guilty in the Police Court and
ordered to return to work.
E. P. Dole is acting as Deputy
Attorney General at the Fourth
Circuit Court term at Hilo, and
will probably be permanently
commissioned to that Office.
Consignees of goods by the
Australia are notified that only
ice house and perishable goods
will be delivered while that yes
sci is in port.
Exc had his preliminary exam
ination this morning on the
charge of housekeeping and
Judge Perry committed him for
trial at the next term of the Cir
cult Court.
Wo Chong, the Chinese gentle.
man whose comfort required that
he should have two wives to wait
on him, pleaded guilty Of poly
gamy, in Judge Perry's court
this morning. Sentence was sus-
pended.
D. G.. Waldron, agent for Prof.
Zamloch, is representative Of
The Illustrated Traveller. one Of
the best coast publications. Mr..
Waldron visited Hawaii in 1859,
bringing through the old al
leghaniap Bell Ringers
The trial of Kalahahuna for
stealing chickens created much
amusement in the District Court
this morning. An aged rooster
with white legs was introduced in
evidence and was an interested
spectator of the trial.