The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-01-22
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= There are verses in the Biblef
that will comfort every trial and everyS
afliction, if we only look for them.
- There is a difference between 81,
cold and the grip, but you will not re-
alize it until you receive the DOCTOR g
bill.
= Isleboro, Me-, has neither doc-l
tor, lawyer, nor pauper within its|
limits, according to the assessors red
turns. -
-"What is she marrying for7G
money or family ?" ssFamily, [ should
say. He's a widower, with II chill
dren.
"A college training will dA ngchk
for man. but it will not teach him
look for towel before filing his eJ y
with soap.
&c Hobbs, your little boy is gettiJ g
horribly rough" eyes, 1 must sto
his going around with his mother Of
bargain days" +
- In the famous garden Of Olives
at Jerusalem there are eight fourishing
olive trees that are known to be over
1000 years old.
"Let's put down everything ne
buy this year." "Oh, no, that will
take up too much room; let's just put
down what we pay for"
She-"Am the first woman you
ever loved ?" He-"Yes. Am / the
first man who ever loved you p She
-"You are insulting me1'
"Fannie," he said, "you are the
only woman ] have ever loved -
"Clarenee, how'-"The others. - 4 -
continued, "was all girls. !"
The people Of foreign countries
paid s19O,0OO, 900 for the animal and
cereal products Of American farms
during the past IL months If 1895.
= The precepts Of the law may be
comprehended under these three
points: to live honestly, to hurtrno
man willfully, and to render every man
his due. Z
"A West Virginia man is SO 5pecu-s
liarly affected by riding on train that
he has to chain himself to a seat to
prevent his jumping out Of tho car
window.
= The city Of Sydney, Australia,
has imposed fine Of one pound upon
any person convicted of splitting upon
the floor Of public buildings OF. upon
the street. =,
Some harps have been discovered
in Egyptian tombs. 1t is said that
the strings in several instances were
intact, and gave forth distinct sounds
after silence Of 5000 years.
Mexico produces anythingsthat
can be raised in any other country
So varied is the climate that in the
same State can be raised any product
Of the tropics and Of the polar region.
= The largest canal in the world is
contemplated by the Russians. This
is to be continuous waterway of 1000
miles, connecting the Baltic with the
Black Sea, and the cost will be S22,
100000.
= Goslin-I think I'll take a wife,
doncherknow, Miss Flypp. Miss Flypp:
If you want to get married, that
will be your proper plan. / don't
suppose that any woman would ever
take you.
eff we are to live after oleath,
why don't We have some certain,
knowledge Of it?" said an old ,skeptic
to a clergyman. sWhy don't you
have some knowledge of this world
before you come into it p was the
caustic reply.
= In 1913 postage rates in the Un-s
tied States: Single letters by land, 40
miles, 8 cents; 80 miles, 10 cents; $50
miles, 124 cents; 300 miles, l7cents;
500 miles, 20 cents; over 500 miles, 25s
cents. Double letters, twice the sim
gle rates, one ounce at the rate Of four
single letters.
= Fuddy-"Why don't you keep
your son James in school You are
neglecting his education fearfully. 2"
Fuddy-"Well, I'll tell you how it is.
I gave my son Tom first rate educa-
ton and what good did it ever do him?
I am going to wait in Jim's case to I
see whether he's fool or not before i
spend money on him.
= For pain in the chest a piece Of
flannel dampened with Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and bound on over the
seat of the pain, and another on the
back between the shoulders, will afford
prompt relief. This is especially
valuable in cases where the pain is
caused by a cold and there is a ten
dency toward pneumonia. For sale by
Hill Bros. -
-"You say that I am not altogeth
er Objectionable to your parents, he
said ruefully. 'sNo, she said; father
and mother speak very highly Of you. -.
"Then why does that big dog assault
me every time / come near and chew
piece out Of my clothes?" H0h,
you mustn't mind Brutus. He's
trained to do that. Aunty has gotten
almost enough samples from him to Z
make lovely patchwork quilt"
-"Mr. O'Raferty," said the Judge,
"why did you strike Dir. Murphy 2"
"Because Murphy would not give me
a civil answer to civil question, yer
honor" "What was the civil ques-
tion you asked him 2" 4 asked himp,
as polite as yez plase, Murphy, amt
yer own brother the biggest thafe on
Manhattan island, excepting yourself
and your uncle, who is absent at the
penitentiary at Sing Sing ?'' And
what rude answer did he give to such
a very civil question ?" "He said to-
me, 'Av course, prisint company ex-
cepted,' so I said, Murphy, you're
another, and struck him wid me fist. I" s
In one direction at least the 5
farmer can completely head off all the
trusts. That is, by. raising I'll his
supplies at home, or as nearly so as
possible. The trusts cannot touch
the corn, or wheat, or hogs, or beeyes,
or milk, or butter, or oats, or hay, or:
honey, or fruits, or anything else the
farmer raises for home use. The
trusts can also be downed b. home
factories owned and contro1led hv ofirT5