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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
TILLAIAN,

A special dispatch from Washington
to the st. Louis Globe Democrat as
cribes TO the western tour of Senator
Ben Tillman a purpose we can scarce
ly accept. The dispatch claims that it
is the design of this tour to put Sena-
tor Tillman forward as a candidate for
the presidency
Senator Tillman," says the special.
is nothing if not frank, and he makes
no concealment of his plans and pur-
poses. He expects to make a hit in the
west, and his hope is that when he
returns to the capital he will be one of
the biggest figures on the political hori-
zon. His aim is to so arouse the silver
sentiment in the west that the free
silverites will secure control of the Chi
cago convention. If this occurs, Sena-
til Tfl7man's friends believe he will be
the nominee"
That kind Of talk is humbug. We can
not think that Mr.. Tillman's views are
correctly represented in the dispatch
referred to; and yet there is no telling
what notions may take possession of a
man of the stripe of the senator from
South Carolina. Ignorant and narrow
minded, yet intense in his convictions
and even fierce in the maintenance of
them, the man may have been so far
blinded by the notoriety which his at
tack on President Cleveland brought
him as TO have had his head so far
turned by it that he imagines the coun-
try would take him seriously if he
sought the office of president of the
United States.
If the man is laboring under any
such illusion and he has any friends
who wish him well, they should frankly
say to him that his ambition is abso-
lutely absurd, and the best thing he
can do is to abandon it.
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The fight for silver in Missouri goes
steadily on. and with every prospect
that the friends of the white metal
will control the state convention east
ly. At the st. Louis primaries, held on
the 9th inst, out of a total of thirty
four wards in the city, the so-called
sound money men elected three solid
delegations for sound money" In
three other wards mixed delegations
were elected, and in the other twenty
eight wards solid silver delegations
were elected.
1t is said that in st. Louis the single
gold standard sentiment is stronger
than anywhere else in the state OF
Missouri, and if that be true and the
strength of that sentiment is to be
measured by the results at the primar-
les in st. Louis on the 9Th inst, the
friends of silver need have no anxiety
as to where Missouri will stand on the
silver question in the national conven-
ton at Chicago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

federal senate, the governor had no
power to fill the vacancy as when a
vacancy occurred through death or
resignation, the Legislature not being in
session. The reason for so holding
was that if the state did not choose
to elect a senatorial representative it
had the right to do so, and that under
such circumstances the governor was
powerless to act.
The reasoning in the case is logical
and because it is the senate should not
pass any resolution granting pay to the
senators from Montana and Wyoming
for the time those states were unrepre-
scented in the senate when they were
so unrepresented through their own
choice. Now for the senate to grant
them pay for the very period for which
it decided that gubernatorial appoint
ments to fill the vacancies were in
valid would be very foolish incon-
sistency
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
Uncle Sam Ahead.

He stood in front of a Grand River
avenue saloon for ten or fifteen minutes
as if sizing up the man inside by the
looks of things outside, and then briskly
entered and walked up to the bar and
said:
''Sir, I represent the United States gov
eminent"
.'Yes-exactly Have a drink"
al don't care if I do"
What will you take?"
Brandy"
1t was placed before him, and after. he
had taken a pull the barkeeDer querieu:
internal revenue, suppose"
mo"
Don't you belong to the custom
house?"
"Oh, no.
Post Officer"
mo"
Some port offlcialT
mo"
Then how do you represent the gov
ernment?"
LAS humble citizen, SRA man whose
great-grandfather fought at Lexington,
"Oh, that's it. Well, let's see how well
you can fight at Detroit
And he flung him over table anu
booted him out of doris, and the repre-.
sentative of the government had no flght
in him. On the contrary, when ne was
safe across the street, he said:
That's % cents worth OF brandy IoI
10 cents worth of licking and the United
States is way ahead?'-Detrodt Free
Press.
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1t has been thought that since the
concurrent resolutions passed by the
senate and house expressing sympathy
with Cuba, saying that the insurgents
ought to be accorded belligerent rights,
and that the president of the United
States should tender his friendly Of
fees looking to the establishment of
peace-it has been thought we say
that the president would take no ac-
ton at present at least. But those who
arrived at that conclusion forgot to
note the fact that in the cabinet there
was a very vigorous secretary of
foreign affairs, Mr.. Olney, and that his
despatch and earnestness in the ad-
ministration of the affairs of the
foreign office would influence president
cleveland in the course to be adopted
AT any rate our dispatches this morn
ing inform us that a rumor is afloat
at Washington to the effect that an
address to the Spanish government has
been prepared, in which the services
Of the president of the United States
is rendered as mediator between Spain
and her rebellious subjects.
If this document is drawn on the
same vigorous lines on which the de-
finition of the Monroe doctrine was
drawn, more war talk is inevitable and
as matter of fact there may be some
danger Of the amicable relations of
Spain and the United States being dis
rupted, but let us hope not Let us
hope that the tender of friendly offices
of the president Of these United States
will not be regarded by the proud ma
ton of Spain as threat of war.
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An old woman died in New York
the other day at the advanced age of
ninety-five years. For the past twenty
five years she had drunk a quart OF
brandy every day. 1t is also related
Of her that she had not taken a bath
since the reign of Queen Victoria be-
gan. When she fell i'll a physician was
called in and insisted that she should
take bath, whereupon, it is stated,
she began to sink rapidly and died in
a few hours. Whether her great
longevity was due. to the daily quart
of brandy or a total abstinence from
bathing is not known positively. The
old topper and the young boy can both
point to her case as substantiating
their theories of life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

The bill reported to the house of
representatives from the banking and
currency committee, permitting the
organization of national banks with a
capital Ct not less than $4,000 in towns
of 1000 inhabitants is a good measure.
Under existing law the minimum CAPT
of national bank is $4,000; and this
large sum required by law to estab-
lish national banks bars their estab-
lishment in the smaller towns. If there
is any advantage in the existence Of
national banks, they should be founded
on such a basis as to be available to
the small towns as well as to the
larger ones and to cities.
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Free Pills.

Send your address to H. E. BuckIen
&, Co, Chicago, and get a free sam
ple box of DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
4 trial will convince you of their mer-
its. These Pills are easy in action and
ere particularly effective in the cure
of Constipation and Sick Headache.
For Malaria and Liver troubles they
have been proved invaluable. They
are guaranteed to be perfectly free
from every deleterious substance and
to be purely vegetable. They do not
weaken by their action, but by giving
tone to stomach and bowels greatly
invigorate the system. Regular size,
Csc box. Sold by z. c. M. 1. Drug
dept.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
TALES OF THE DAY.
No More Ascencion Robes.

The editor of a backwoods paper in
Kentucky has lost faith in Second Adj
ventism. He says I'VE got fooled on this
very thing once before: some crank made
us believe the end of the world was COM
ing in February, 1881. We sold our over
coat, and bought lot of thin linen
stuff and had it made up into what the
prophet called Ascension robes We got
ready to go up the day set. We got on
one of these robes. and looked every
minute for the end to come jabbing
us into eternity. We even climbed up ON
the housetop to be nearer the skies when
it did come. We looked in vain for the
end. Our neighbors laughed at us. We
are on earth yet. We were fined $50 for
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
The Good Qualities

Possessed by Hoods Sarsaparilla are almost
beyond mention. Best of all, it purifies the
blood, thus strengthening the nerves. Itregu-
lates the digestive organs, invigorates the kid
news and liver, tones and builds up the entire
system. u cures dyspepsia, scrofula, catarrh
and rheumatism. Remember, Hoods Cures.
Hoods Pills act easily, yet promptly and
effectively, on the liver and bowels, Zoo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

The New York World says that 'the
standard to be raised at Chicago must
be that of Jackson, Benton, Tilden,
Manning and Cleveland. The Democ-
racy will then have honor and right
on its side and can afford to abide the
result why Cleveland? He does not
belong with that set.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Two hundred and forty-four mem
bers Of the lower house of congress
voted the other day that there exists
a state of war in Cuba, and twenty
seven voted that a. state OF war did
not exist. Mr.. Cleveland seems to
agree with the twenty-seven.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Mrs. Dimmick-H Harrison being an
expert houseke eper and woman Of
much thrift, will be able to utilize
those campaign buttons on the little
boys pants.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
HE SALT LAKE HERALD, SATURDAY APRIL 1895.

come down to them from their fore
fathers.
Salt Lake City is good enough
name for this city, and were it changed
in accordance with the suggestion of
this Chicago gentleman, Chicago might
lay claim to it as a suburb.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Conan Doyle is going to the Soudan
as correspondent for London paper.
If he takes his Sherlock Holmes abil-
ities with him, he will make a most
accomplished and useful spy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

All Democrats have very decided
views on a second term, while Ian
guage simply fails them when it
comes to their views on a third term.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Secretary Carlisle is receiving much
praise for his letter TO Chairman Long.
1t plainly shows that he has longing
he dare not express.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

If Mckinley has the cinch on the
Republican nomination, where is the
necessity for the erection of that con-
vention hall at ST. Louis?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Mckinley wobbles terribly, but the
gentleman from New Hampshire fell
down absolutely fiat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Joe Nanley says Reed will not be
sidetracked for the vice-presidency.
We are inclined to think Joe is right.
Reed will just be shelved.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Many Republicans call Ohio the key
note state. Chandler has been saying
right alorg that it is the banknote
state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

ut is sad" said one girl, "that so many
men nowadays have a great deal more
money than brains" Yes" sighed an
other; "and so little money at that. y
Cincinnati Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

James Whitcomb Riley has recovered
from his recent illness. We wonder
if his prescriptions were written in the
dialect of his erses.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

wearing such clothes in daytime in pub
lie. We caught a cold and had case OF
pneumonia which cost $50 for a doctors
bill. No Mr.. Prophet, we've done with
the end of the world. New York Tri-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Dear JIM" she said, whats a garrote?''
He looked upon her curving throat,
AND then he said. My bony Kate,
Just what it is I'll illustrate"
His arm stole round her pretty neck,
She let it steal without a check
And then he drew it snug and tight
And smiled with grave yet deep delight.
'They draw it Close he said. like .thisr'
And then he snatched a hasty kiss.
"They draw it till the victims smotherY'
And then he paused to snatch another.
Why, JIM" she said, within his arm,
II thought garroting did you harm"
And doesn't it, said Jim, appear
To be little 'armful. dear?'
cleveland Plain-Dealer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

General Harrison spoke right out in
church the other day, still no one
knows whether or not he intends to
be a candidate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

When d man retains the vivacity of
youth and not the youth, he is very
apt to do some woefully foolish
things.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Send none but straight out and out
free silver men to Chicago. Utah
wants no straddle on the money ques-
ton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

D-D-D-!-"Mamies husband shutters
terribly, doesn't hep" Eyes. and he is so
impetuous and hot tempered he frequent
ly embarrasses her very much" How
SOP "Why, when he goes to call her
darling she is never quite sure that he is
not beginning to swear. "-Trutf.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

1t was rather a cold DAY for spring
overcoats yesterday. The winter ar
ticle still has its usefulness.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
HuMoR OF THE HOUR.

Large bodies move slowly; also small
bodies when called up to breakfast
Puck.
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Mortons boom belongs to the inn
pressionist school.
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No one likes TO hear of whitecaps in
Kentucky. One is so apt to confound
them with Kentucky nighE-caps.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

She-Who do you think has derived the
most benefit from the discovery of the y
rays-the medical profession? He-Oh, no;
the humorists.-Y onkers Statesman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

II looks as though Mckinley had
beaten the forces of Reed, Morton ct
al. in detail.
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The system of giving bounties to ia
vored industries, like adjusting the tariff
to protect special interests, is wrong in
morals and in policy. Of course it makes
the beneficiaries more prosperous just
as would be the case. if the government
guaranteed any business against loss.
but all these fictitious profits come out
of the pockets of the taxpayer and dim
inish the general wealth of the country
Louisville Courier-Jo urnal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Papa said little Johnny, they're not
lin it - What are not in it, my boy?''
why, the other twenty-four letters of
the alphabet. Texas Siftings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Heretofore the governor has been
making up his vetoes. Now he is
making Up his sleeps.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

The New Yorl, World publishes a lot
of Easter egg lore. Rot!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Reeds boom has been caught nap
ping in a folding-b bed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

The theatre hat must go-to the
:heatre.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Chief Devine is putting out the fires
and the firemen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

General Miles opinion of President
Cleveland is very rank.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

If ex-President Harrison has married all
the good-looking ladies whose portraits
have been printed as those of his bride,
he is liable to prosecution for polygamy
st. Louis Globe-Democrat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

Butte, Helena, Great Falls and Ana
conda constitute the Big Four this year
and they are all in line with Democracy.
The Republican party is gradually resolv-
ing itself into last years birds nest.
on the dead limb of dead tree which
has fallen from sheer decay.-Butte
Miner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

The porte says the powers do protest
too much. And the porte is right.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Observation on the Comet.-Josh-I new
er could see that them astronomers was
much use, anyway. Hiram-Why not?
Josh-Well, here they're tellin' us there's
comet comm flynn towards the earth.
and not a blamed one of them is dom
anything to prevent it.-Puck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Evidently Mr.. Cleveland has made
his own the advice, Never write a
letter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Man that is born of woman, his days
are few and full of troubles and Irish
dividends.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Presumption Rebuked-"One of the
strong points about this carpet, ma am
said the salesman, lis that it won't show
dirt as plainly as some others. You
wouldn't have to sweep it nearly as often
as Il shouldn't have to sweep it at
all. young man." interrupted Mrs. Gas
well, with much sharpness. 1--WE keep a
hired girl.'-Chicago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

S1LvER-eS1l.
LEAD-Brokers 2.9O; exchange sos.
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John Sherman has now written a
sketch Of the life and public services of
William Mckinley. In it he takes oc-
casion to observe that Mr.. Mckinley is
not wholly responsible for the Mckinley
law. These apologize utterances con-
corning McKinleyism are getting quite
frequent among McKinley's friends
Boston Herald.
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TO A SLEEPER.

Night, and grave stars above thy head
Night and gray mist across thy moors
Night in my city of the dead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Sleep on thy lips and on thine eyes
o tender eyes and loving lips
Sleep, filled with gentle, low replies
To doubts that gave the day eclipse.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

Silence and sleep are perfect rest.
A breathing stiffness, that is ali:
While, scattered over brow and breast.
The broken moon-flecks glide and fall
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seidenburg's solicitor Cigar

is the highest grade domestic cigar
made. The Rogers Cigar Co. Whole.
sale Agents
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-04-11

81 always let my daughters have their
say about the color of the lamp-shades
and the arrangement of the doylies,'' said
sensible Atchison mother today. II find
as a result they are not in such hurry
to get married. The foundation of most
girls desire to marry is to live in a house
where they can have their own way about
the lamp shades and doylies. "-Atchison
Globe.
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For thee the night is brimmed with ueace
Surely Gods hand upon thee laid
Snail fill thy life with sweet increase
OF love that maketh not afraid.
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Come into the garden, Maud"
Twas thus his imprisoned words did
run,
"And see what your
chickens have DONE
Detroit Tribune.
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Senator Sherman's bill to provide de-
sign for the American flag in which the
stars representing the thirteen original
ing has a sentimental interest and, per-
haps, some educational value, but, on the
whole, is scarcely an improvement on
the design now in use, while the latter
has the merit of simplicity and a capa-
bility of being expanded to meet all prob
able requirements of the future. With re-
gard to the old flag as to everything else,
it is a good plan to let well enough alone.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Mr.. Carnegies recent sale of steel rails
to Japan at about 81 per ton less than
they could be purchased in the English
market is one of those events in the his
tory of protection that the protectionist
does not attempt to account for.-Indian-
aDOlis Sentinel.
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Shall round thy life unto a sphere
OF glowing light and fragrant davs.
And gather to thee, year by year.
Increasing store of love and praise.
Yes, God who made so pure a thing
Shall guard thee safely to the end.
And, at the last ingathering.
Remember me, who was thy friend
Pail Mall Gazette.
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OFFICE, THE HERALD block, cor
ner West Temple and First South streets,
Salt Lake City.
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1t is a genuine salts
competition We know fr
vel at our achievements.
and the more they talk
illustration of the maxim
Here is the truth in a nu
WINGED that by dealing
selves.
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few days only. We have the
Derby Waists with the lat
est collars and cuffs in linen,
Persian effects and grass
cloths. We offer for a leader
an elegant waist, just the
same as the other people of
fer cheap at 75c. our price
only 80 cents. We can't
promise this to last very
long as we only have a lin
tied quantity.