The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-01
PROF. COLES FOR DECEMBER.

From Storms and Signs.
our prediction last month: November
will prove II very peculiar mohth. roi
while some sections are having sunshine
and summer-lke weather, other sections
will have nothing but rain, hail, snow.
slush, floods, blizZards. high winds, tt.,
proved true. That we read the true niea,,-
Ing of the strang position of the FIahetS,
no one with any sense of honor In theni'
can doubt for an instant. This month
Earth with sail in between Old Red W var
rior Mars and the sun. Old Red warrior
Mars will be behind poor Old Mother
Earth's back and he will play all SORTS
of tricks on her. He will cause her 10 ne
restless and angry. Hurricanes, blizzarus'
cyclones floods, earthquakes, torhadoes.
tidal waves and great electrical storms
may be looked for in many sections.
Disease epideInics will become prevalent
to AN alarming degree. Scatlti lerc''
will keep the health boards very busy. \
new muscular" disease will appear ana
cause untold pains and annoyances. iio.s'
strikes, accidents, iires, murders. suicloe,
mine caves and awful slaughter amonS
the savages will be recorded TINS month.
and next. Fierce gales will sweep over
many sections of the country.
Watch how low to the south the the. new ,n
9Th .rst., and see the bright and beautiful
planet Venus making love with the youhS
moon: then turn your eyes toward the
east and see old Red Warrior Mars, red
heavenly scenes are to take place, do you
ask? l get my wisdom and understand
ing from the object lessons written III
blazing words on the background of I'M
mensity.
1t doesn't cost money to have good time;
The worlds best enjoyments are tree'
Look up from your pleasures in folly ana
crime
TO the skies-and pictures you'll see.
The vital forces will be at high Hood
only twelve days this month: 81, lth, l2th;
l3th, nth nth, 18th, 18th, 2lst, I'D, I'D ana
3lst. Is the coming new year preparing to
80 back on our present promising pros
perity prospects? "A break Will occur III
the gaseous matter now passing over me
sun, some time between the LIST and 15th
and cause destructive storms and high
winds. This sea of gaseous matter WHl
pass from the sun entirely, during the lat
ter part Of this month or first part OF mex,
month, and cause storms unprecedented.
Let the southern, northern and western
states, especially, prepare for the worst !.
The Old Country will receive terrible al
iiictionS-by storm and wind: by war ana
ruin. The planets fOrctell great dissatis-
faction among the ruling powers of the
old Country. America, being the heaven
of earth will soon become the abiding
place of one of them-Dcrhaps Iii Hung
Chang? We see trouble in store for our
fair land that we will not mention at
present, but timely warning will be given.
We warn all persons in the mercantile
business that the last part Of this, month
promises some exciting disturbances
therefore, the Christmas trade should be
brought ont early by extra Inducements,
if necessary. The old year. 1896, that has
given us so much sorrow, may give us an
unprecedented farewell. Unseen forces
may stay on these disturbances for Il few
days, hut we shall soon feel the hlichting
force of Old Red Warrior Mars power.
Many beautiful sunset scenes will take
place. strange phenomena, and new COM
ct Will appear in the heavens. All of the
coming storms. signs, and vital force
marks, etc. will be found on our Storm
and Sign Calendar which will be sent
free TO any address.
The vital forces of all human and vege-
table life will fall from .high flood TO
low ebb' and return to high hood'
again within twcnty-four hours time, on
sunday the 10Th inst. Let those troubled
with heart disease. or in Il run down"
condition, take good care of themselves
and avoid orerwork ana exposure. Earth
will pass oct of the House of Sickness,
on the 10Th inst, over into the House Of
Marriage, and viii be opposed by the
House of Life. which will make a Merry
Christmas for many. y Happy New Year
to al.