The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-10-29

A fellow may not have a cent
And live off some relation;
And still be amply competent
To save this mighty nation.
Ucuillo (WiC \
Evansville (Wis.) Review.

And SCl D0 Amply SO"PO
To save this mighty nation
Evansville (Wis.) Review.
TO do right and be honest, when
everyone thinks you dishonest IS
a trait Of character which very few
Tribune.
Sing a song of leap-year, pock-
e+s fn]l of cash. These are. the
bachelors for merry maids to mash
Orange (Va) Observer.
The English law that drives
nr;soners to insanity is a greater
crime than any of which the prs
oners have been guilty.-Judge.
If a man will wear large apron
few times and try to walk against
the wind he will become an lnvln-
chile advocate of bloomers.-La
Plata (Col.) Miner.
Columbus. who made his living
bv discovering things, is said to
have found America at two o'clock
, in the morning. But that is no
excuse for some men who stay out
as late AS two A. M.-Bloomington
Eye.
The most miserable man in the
-. world is the man who has more
Il brains than money; and Ignorance
n is indeed bliss, for knowledge only
It makes the poverty stricken wretch
noo1;zo h;s miserable condition.
Peck's Sun.
y When an able-bodied candidate
comes to you working the ..poverty
: racket to get your vote offer HIM
: YOUR sawbuck or pitchfork ana
give him a chance to earn his dlh-
er ner in the good old-fashioned way
es Hutchinson Leader.
es It seems that boys are born en-
'e, dowed with the belief that whlsk-
ng ers bad words and tobacco make
@. man. Just the same as girls begin
"A to grow with the belief that long
DIV string of fellows and pink cheeks
by make awoman.-Denver Post
wO
ale The Sherburne robbery with its
op- train of TRAGEDIES can be traced
y, m back to yellow covered literature
the acting as stimulus to naturally
reckless youth. Both OF the des-
acv perate young ruffians had for years
ade fed on this sort of mental pabulum
Nc- Minneapolis Tribune.
OnS
Sa1 There is some use for everyone
20 in This world. The quiet woman
>+b who sits in corner at your parties
,,,r and does nothing to add to tn
inc festivities, is the first to come wfel
+be sickness and trouble come to you
- IN house. The belle Of your part
Cow will not sit up with you mig hts, bu
da. the quiet little woman Wills
Il in Louis Humorist.
u e Let a man die and he is suddel
f E. " full of good qualities, his faul
are all forgotten and only the goo
is remembered. This is all RICH
sons but it will do him no good the
plete Why not pass over the short-con
ming ings of the living while they a
,ture with YOU and you can do the
4. P. some good. Be kind to the llvi1
ton, means something. Be kind to tt
liliar dead means neutrality-suspicious.
{ pic Fireside Guard.
AL TT all persons who are continue
n p w irving to act funny and S.
. Icy 1,;++v thinos. we're really as sma
ward as they think themselves to
t;ons This age would be recorded in h
! val. tory as that Of the wisest eN
&c On known. but unfortunately for the
! IN smart Alexis, the populace 90 L
tond take the right conception OF tn
'('''~' smartness. and have built insti1
t;ons for their reception call
dis crazy asylums.-Nashville (Ien
aides Boys Lantern.
.;onds If YOUR memory is bad, there
); and two ways to cure it. One is
"The read subject when strongly
Roth terested; the other is to not o
are read. but think. When you h
Of the, read paragraph or page, st
no ;s. close the book and try to RENE
"Mr Der the ideas on that page, and
.ticles, only recall them vaguely III ,
4 will mind, but put them into words
in the speak them out. ral'hiuiiy lo'
great these two rules anu you iloN0
Initial golden keys Of knowledge.
vents'' sides inattentive reading, there
icuous other things injurious to the m
ION- of oh yY
If CEN DRY. One is haolI VI oAehiil