The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-04-08
three hours to put back the goods You
have made him pull down."
At the conclusion Of the sermon
hundreds Of ladies took Mr.. Jones'ss
hand and promised to leada more spir-
itual life.
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= The human heart is like heaven;
the more angels the more room.
= Conversation is an art in which q
man has all mankind for competitors:
= The beautiful yellow and black
tiger butterfly, very common in Mis-
souri,, has a wife that is as blackas
night.
= Edison prophesies that in 10
years horseless carriages will be the
rule, and horse-propelled yehicles;the9
exception.
- Of 1000 men who marry. 3332
marry younger women, SIG marry wo
men of the same age, and 80 marry
older women.
- The Eskimaux give the doctor
his fee as soon as he comes. it,
patient RECEIVERS he keeps it; OF
wise he returns it to thefamilg@
= freddie, did you drop the baby
on the foor?" "Well, Iheard every
body say it is a bouncing baby, and
I wanted to see it bounce.
= More than thirty towns IN Cuba
have been utterly destroyed during
the progress the war Of the revolution
against the Spanish government.
= Mrs. Robert Milligan, Of Bridges
port W. Va, was the mother of 20
children before she was 43 years old.
Her numerous progeney included five
sets of twins.
An ancient tomb openedIo aI
island off the coast Of Italy in De
cember last revealed the bonessof
two-headed human Being, who had
been over II feet in height.
Dad, what 8 a running account2
sits an open account with drygoods
store, my son, which keeps your moth
er running down town all the time to-
buy something"
SER mule he may be ,er mighty
good fer nuthin' critter," said Uncle
Rasper, philosophically, abut Imas
say he never perten's to be ennything
else, but jes' a,mule.'"
-"My birthday is on April Fools
day." said Jack, 'but / don't care.
That don't make me a fool, anymore
than being born on the Fourth of July
would make a fire cracker Of me.
The first statutory"mention of
pins is to beSfpund in an English law
passed in the year 1883. The first
patent pin machine was one of Amer
can make-Wright's machine Of 1921
"Are you a doctor asked
man of a we'll known piiysician.
am still practicing, replied the doc-
tor. 81 don't think you'll do. My
wife is very sick, and | want doctor
that's learned the business.
= The common house fy is reputed
to have 5000 eyes. This is nat
strictly in accordance with truth:
has two compound eyes, each provided
with 5000 facets or "seeing lenses.
- Someb dy saysuthat Gan intoxi
ted man is like a irum-the tighterhe
is the more noise he makes. This Is
not true. A man can get so tight
that he cannot make q particle Of
noise.
- In Asia it is claimed that the
famous fig tree at Anarajapoura, Ceylon,
is the oldest historical tree in the
world. A record of it has been kept
since it was planted, in the year2s8
B. G.
"I. hope you will not buy whisky
with that" said the charitable gentle
man, as he gave the beggar a 5-cent
piece. "No, sir; I will not" replied
the poor man; "I do not drink, nickel
whiskey."
= It seems as IL in Italy only wo-
men and c~ovicts. d,zthe hardlabor. In
Rome, where there is an immense
amount of new building and work being
done, the women find as much en-
ployment as the men.
"A Pennsylvania man wantssa-di
vorce because his wife Glanced forjoy
when he chopped his finger of. tt
is believed hat the woman would die
of exultation if her husband was to
chop his head off. He should tryssher.
1t will be an agreeable surprise
to persons subject to attacks of bilious
collie to learn that prompt relief may
he had by taking Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy. In
many instances the attack may be
prevented by taking this remedy as
soon as the first symptoms of the dis
ease appear. rs and 80 cent bottles
for sale by Hill Bros:
in three rabbit drives in Cassia
county, Idaho, 5000 rabbits have been
killed. The animals are astonishing
ly numerous, and a very serious nui
sance. Roundup hunts are frequently
made in the hope Of exterminating the
pest.
= The pavement in front Of Che
William a.. Vanderbilt reside
New York City cost over
The single stone lying di -ctfy in
front is the largest known paving
stone. and cost, transportation and all,
50, 900.
= Hopkins County, Kentuckys
experiencing a notable religious re-
vival under the preaching ofa woman
evangelist, Mrs. Mum, of Madison
vile. In a FIVE weeks tour. of the
county, Mrs. Mum has preached
sixty sermons, netting ll9 CONVEX
sions.
= Rats have invaded Reeds U.s.
land, at the mouth of the Humber,
England, which not long ago furnish;<
ed grazing for thousands of sheep ana
cattle, and have turned it into a de-
ert. Shooting, ferrets, and terriers
and smoking out do not diminish their
numbers, and the island has been
flooded with little effect.
= A workman in alimestone quarry
at Maquoketa, Iowa, the other day,
found Embedded in a rock twenty-five
feet below the surface, a fly. The
fossil is perfect. The feelers and legs
and delicate wings, as well as the
body, are as complete as when the
insect alighted and stuck in the ooze
away back in the upper s%ilurial period
ages ago.