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Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Durfee Furniture Co.'S great removal sale
is now in full blast. You in it?
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

C. B. Vlavi Co., female remedy. Medical
consultation free Wednesdays. Health book
furnished. 3O9 Merriam block.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Bartlett Grocery Co. has two stores, one
opposite postofIice, one Eighth street and
Broadway
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Buy your Christmas candies and nuts at ].
Zoller & Co.'s cash store. Telephone, 800.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

lO-piece decorated chamber set, $780, al
Browns c. o. ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

No better -four made than Bartlett Gro
Gerry Co.'S big A, s1.1O.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Rockers for Christmas Presents
Don't forget that S. S. Keller has tho
finest line of rockers and chairs at the lowest
prices,
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
Go 70 Bartlett Groeery Co. 8 tlour sale.

Boston Store will be open every evening
until after Christmas.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
Xmas Goods nt Cost.
Free siIvcryarc.

DeHaven is closing out his entire stock
of Xmas and Holiday Goods at absolute cost
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Best place to buy nuts and candies is at
j. Zoller & Co.'S Upper Broadway cash
store
% pounds best granulated sugar, s1.OO
Browns c. o. ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
HupDiIy blended,

Buy your oysters at j. Zoller & Co.'S. Best
and cheapest.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Bartlett Grocery Co.'S big A -four, sl.i0.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
Fresh meats. Bartlett Grocery Co.

Best pork lon roast. 41ac h. Browns
o. ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
Toys, Dolls and Games.

Everything conceivable in this line from
n baby's rattle to a steam locomotive. Bring
the children. Their sharp eyes will quickly
see the inexhaustable treasures in store for
merry Christmas tide Toy furniture, chairs,
rockers desks, tables, dressers, pianos, side
boards kitchen stoves and sets, doll bug
gies, wagons, hobby horses, bicycles, traine,
fire engines. patrols, drays, and all kinds of
toys in wood and iron, without end.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Bartlett Grocery Co.'S big d -four. $50.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

II you want a bargain in watches and
diamonds call at Snyders. 32S B'way.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

f. w. Dean. NJ D., eye, ear, nose and
throat. 241 Merriam block.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
Plush, Aluminium, Silver

Cellulod. etc, elegantly decorated appro-
pirate presents for ladies and gentlemen.
The second floor is Santa Claus big store
house. An attempt to enumerate would be
a hopeless task.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Bartlett Grocery Co.'s big A -four, sl.1O
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
Bronze, Silver, Gilt,

Vases and ornaments, silver filigree photo
frames, jewel cases glove cases, glove boxes,
cologne bottles, trays, flower stands, etc.
Toilet table sets, manicure and shaving
SETS ornamental boxes for gloves collars
and handkerchiefs. Work boxes in
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13

Browns C. o. d, open evenings until
Omaha daily bee., 1896-12-13
BOSTON STORE, COUNCIL BLUFFS.
Christina as Novelties.

A rich, varied and comprehensive collec-
tion of fancy articles introduced specially
for the holidays. Plush, leather. celluloid,
polished wood, metal silver, glass and white
metal knicl. knacks and ornaments.
We name but few of the leading features
of the great collection.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Influence Over Men.

One of the most remarkable examples
of the influence of one man over mob
was seen in the speech of James A. Gar
field in front of the Merchants exchange,
New York, on April Is, 1866, the date of
President Lincolns death There was
great public excitement, the crowd was
demanding vengeance on one or two
newspapers that had given vent to trea-
sonable utterances, a couple of men had
just been fatally assaulted in the street
for rejoicing in the assassination of the
President, and there were indica tons of
serious rioting. AT this juncture. Gar
field, then little known, stepped to the
front, beckoned silence, and spoke: Gel
low citizens-Clouds and darkness are
round about him. His pavilion is dark
waters and thick clouds of the skies
Justice and judgment are the establish
ment of his throne. Mercy and truth
shall go before his face. God reigns
and the government at Washington still
lives" The crowd became instantly Qui-
ct and attentive, while Garfield exhorted
the people to respect the laws and OBJ
serve order. The imagery of the open
ing sentences was taken by the speaker
from the Psalms. he having slightly al
tered the pbraseology to suit his purpose,
but it's striking force, together with that
of the closing sentence of the introduce
ton caused this portion to be remem-
bered, though the remainder Of the
speech has been forgotten.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
To Reduce Obesity.

The very best method of reducing
obesity is by resorting to ordinary means,
such as by taking plenty of exercise, es-
pecially walking, and using dumb-bells
in moderation in the morning when I'M
incumbered by clothes. These should
not be heavier than from two pounds to
four pounds and should be used for about
ten minutes. Turkish baths are also
very useful things to reduce this adipose
tissue and cold bath every morning
is very great help. No heavy meal
should be eaten Immediately before go
ing to bed. and at all times things of a
fattening nature should be avoided, such
as pastry, sweets, buildings. All these
things. with many others, tend to make
flesh, and they are, therefore, better left
alone altogether A meat diet at any
time is not nearly so fattening as one
composed of other things. but if the diet
is restricted altogether to meat the
proha bilites are that although the body
may lose in weight the complexion will
S11ffar
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Power in Ives Arm.

Frank Ives, the great billiardist,
claims to have the power in his right arm
to drive billiard ball with the cue
harder than any living man. With one
blow he can drive the ball around the
table until it has struck eleven cushions
Fitzsimmons can barely touch nine
cushions, while Corbett can touch one
less. Ives thinks that his peculiar abil-
ity is due to some unusual construction
of his arm, and he has just made will
in which he directs that at his death
his right arm should be severed from
his body and sent to his physician for
dissection. The rest of the body will
he cremated
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Luminous Cat.

Some people keep cats because they
love them. others because they dislike
cats less than rats. The latter class will
especially rejoice in the invention of the
luminous cat" which costs little. scares
away rats and mice, make no trouble and
never stays out at night. This cat is
struck or stamped from sheet metal, or
other like material, so as to represent
in appearance the exact counterpart OF
its animated feline sister. It is painted
over with luminous paint, SO that it
shines in the dark like a cat of flame.
After being used for about a week the
place is forever free of either mice or
rof
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Wisconsin Patents.

Patents for the following Wisconsin
inventors are reported for this week by
Erwin, Wheeler & Wheeler, IS and SO
Loan and Trust building. Milwaukee.
Wis. These attorneys viii furnish the
Inventors Handbook free on request.
G.: H. Goldrick and G. c. Vogel, Aniwa.
cattleguard for railways; w. Gutenkunst,
Milwaukee, shredding device for cornhuskers
and feedcutters; A. j. Pierce, Racine. ignit-
ing device for gas engines; A. j. Pierce. Ra-
cine, gas engine; A. j. Scritchfe!d, James
vile, fountain pen; Bernhard Stern & Son.
MilWaukee, wheat -four ltrademarkl.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
"A Willow Trees History

A Norridgewock (Me) farmer enter
tanned 100 friends the other day, the
table for the collation. being set under a
Willow tree which has an interesting
story. The day after President Lincoln
was assasslnated the farmer CHANGED to
be three miles from home. and to assist
i MN IN his walk across lots, cut a willow
snmb; which he used for a cane. AS he
Climbed the fence into his yard he stuck
the the cane into the ground, top end
uoWn. 1t took root and grew as willows
often do, and today is large tree Gov.
erlng space ffty-two feet in diameter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
To Cleanse the System

Efectually yet gently, when costive or
bilious. or when the blood is impure or
sluggish, to permanently cure habitual
constipation, to awaken the kidneys and
liver to a healthy activity, without irri-
tating or weakening them, to dispel
headaches, colds or fevers use Syrup of
Figs
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

George Coppin. managing director of
the Theater Royal of Melbourne, Aus
tralia, is about to celebrate curious
jubilee, the fftieth anniversary of his
farewell benefit prior to his final retire
ment from the stage
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Senator John Martin of Kansas is
fond of athletics, but not an athlete
He does not ride the wheel, but likes
it very much for men, boys and children,
but not for women
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Cleaning Vegetables.

Make a strong brine of one pound and
a half of salt to one gallon of water.
Into this place the vegetables, with the
stalks uppermost. This will destroy all
the insects which cluster in the leaves,
and they will fall out and sink to the
bottom of the pan.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

San Bernardino county, Cal, has
400, 065 bearing fruit trees, and 1 ,322. Ia5
are soon to come into bearing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

No more potent charm can be found
at Beauty's Shrine than an exquisitely
lovely complexion such as follows the
use of Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Sir William Harcourt, speaking at
a meeting of North Islington Radicals,
said there were symptoms that the gov
eminent was already beginning to shake
in its shoes
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

The Barley Growers association of
the San Joaquin ranch in California has
sold 3400 tons of barley, to be shipped to
several of the big English breweries.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Badness is either hereditary or caused
by sickness, mental exhaustion, wearing
tight-ftting hats. and by over-work and
trouble. Halls Remover will prevent it,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

believe my prompt use of Piso's Cure
prevented quick consumption.-Mrs.L Lucy
Wallace, Marquette, Kas., Dec. u, '95>
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

An aged man sauntering across Su-
perior street was somewhat rudely JOS
tied by youthful wheelnlan. The shock
of the collision tumbled the rider off, and
the old gentleman promptly grabbed him
by the ear. "Durn you he said, with
considerable asperity, 1--WE great mind
to take you across my knee and spank
YOU good But he didn't do it. lie
lust held the young fellow q minute and
then let him go. ''Why didn't you spank
him. uncle?' said bystander. well. y
replied the old man, with humorous
twinkle. 81 certainly would if | hadn't
heer a leetle afraid that mebby it was Il
girl. ''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

than any other floating made, but the consumers
have to no more for it. 100 per cent pure ana
your grocer
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Mrs. WimslOW's SOOTHING SYRUP for chin.
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces infam-
nation. allays pain cures wind collie &c bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
THE SPINNING WHEEL

Il am sorry" remarked ar Blykins
wife, ito see that you are of such an
irritable disposition.
guess that most men have their
moods, he replied. a little defiantly.
Men are all liable to lose their tempers
at some time"
Think of the philosophers Think of
now Socrates even took the cup of poi
son Without a murmur! I don't believe
he eyer lost his temper
"Eumph! He didn't have the modern
facilities. I'll wager a silk hat that if
Socrates had ever gotten seven miles
from home and found that his back tire
bad puncture in it, and that somebody
had stolen his repair kit. he'd have said
things that he wouldn't have had his
publishers know about for worlds. -
Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

A pretty story is told about a little boy
whose elder sister is much interested in
photography, and gives the family the
benefit Of many observations about her
work. This little boy was taken to the
courthouse to see the end of certain
trial. He came home and told his
mother about it. ''The judge made a
speech to the jury" he said, ''and then
sent them into a little dark room to de-
yeloD'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

There are a good many points in COM
mon between the Scotch and the Ulster
minister but the latter, perhaps, is,
from his position, rather the more bellig-
erent and fearless of the two. Hence. it
is not an easy task to brighten the min
ister A ghost once attempted the bust
ness; it was at the witchlng hour, ana
in a lonely, eerie spot, but the only senti-
ment was curiosity, mixed with desire
for information 'Man ghaist," he cried,
needless of the danger of addressing such
a being, sis it a general rising amang We,
or are We just out for a wee daunder by
yourself.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Tommy-''Paw, who was it said that
an freshman never dies until there is an
angel needed in heaven?'
Mr.. Figg-''I don't know his name:
All | know is that he was an 1rishman."
indianapolis Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Halls Catarrh Cure.
aiken internally. Price Is cents.

The chief diversion of Nine Navarro
Miss Mary Anderson is chess playing
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
He Knew All.

'What do you think about the young
man who wants to marry Mary?' he
asked.
HE seems very energetic and steady"
replied his wife. "But you can't always
tell. Do you know anything about
him.
In know all about him."
'.There may be things that he has con
ceaied from the world"
|. "No. there amt. He's run for Office
two or three times Washington Star
Two gold bricks, weighing over 100
ounces and valued at about $1,000. are
in Seattle, having been sent from Baker
City. Or. to Seattle parties interested
in a mine near Baker City. The mine
is known as the Eagle Gold Mining COM
pany, and the two bricks represent the
product of twelve days run, this be-
ing the third return this month from the
mine.
According to London papers, there is
no truth in the report that Sir 81. Johns
ton intends to retire from the post of
high commissioner in Central America.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

After the late George Law was grad
uated from Columbia college his father
made him a driver on the Eighth Avenue
street cars in New York. One night, aft
or a cold rain had chilled the young dri-
yer to the marrow, a college friend of his
iumped on the car and suggested that
drink would be in order. On Fifty-ifth
street. midway between Eighth and
Ninth avenues, there was we'll known
snortips resort kept by an ex-boxing
master of Columbia. Mr.. Law friend pro-
posed that he stop the car while they ran
down the street, hurriedly took drink,
and returned to the car. But Mr.. Law
preferred to follow his own ideas III the
matter. Giving the horses a sudden
yank, he turned them sharply toward
Ninth avenue, and whipped them up I'M
til. by a quick effort, they lifted the car
off the track Over the cohble the strong
horses drew the car, to the .amazement
Of the conductor and the passengers,
and. rafting down the street, stopped
IN front of the saloon. Mr.. Law alighted
With his friend, and SO did the rest of
tho ma sesnsers After they had all taken
:, drink at the drivers expense, they re-
turned to the vehicle, and the car again
started its noisy progress over the stones.
When it was again on the rails and the
iourney ND Eighth avenue was resumed,
+ was rather the worse for wear.-Argo-
maui.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Blodds- Here's rather clever Ettle
book: 'Don'ts for Club Men," Slobbs
1t isn't the don'ts that worry ME; it's
the dues. '-Philadelphia Record.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
MY SICK SISTERS.

ssI want to tell you what Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
done for me. For twenty years / had
suffered with loss of appetite, nausea,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
Only a Change.

Down in PENNSYLVANIA "Old Joe" Goss
of Lewiston has for years been known
as peddler of whips. and the whip
man" is the title by which he is called
ali over the state. But 'Oid Joe," like
so many others. has a grievance against
the bicycle. A Philadelphian. who re-
lates the story to the Philadelphia Rec
ord. met odd joe a few days ago and
inquired how the whip trade was
"Whps be bowed" said Joe. disguised
~ .sWhat's the matter with whips p
inquired the colonel. Why. it's this
way" answered Joe, "since these here
DANCED trolley cars and bicycles have
come in eyerv man. woman and child
that used to buy whips is buying mon
key wrenches."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
;, BY Steamer, Train or Ro..o

means M nsea a. Of q. these have you selected -
recolecta that f No mater ss t
Of the stomach liver srea anG disorders
water ny n rough locomotion and bad f engen-
Stomach i0r p msaEia Hostel oa
s Pbeei ay you can take With you most r. useful
and neryon 0r tfrnoenm1atsm kidney compiaints
heinz Japanese remedy for lenrosv
Erana; tlied at the leper hospital in S say
= ianclsco is said to be working wond oan
Marie Corelli, the English nono,;.4
mas taken Killiecrankie cottaso novg WIS,
overlooks the famous pass. se' "hicn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

strange things. The Syracuse Post tells
Of one who was riding along street in
that city when she ran her wheel into
a hole in the pavement and took what
in the old days was known as
header" A policeman helped her up
and. after adjusting the machine, said:
'.What in the world made you ride into
that hole? Couldn't you see it right in
front of you?" II know it," rpelied the
weeping girl "and / rang my bell as
hard as could, but it didn't make any
difference" The copper accepted the ex-
planation and the girl rode away.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Fresno. CAL. has another oil boom.
The latest discovery is of an oil-bearing
strata in the vicinity of Silver Creek
near the eastern foot of Panoche pass
-Four prospecting wells have been sunk
and n flow struck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Burdette's current verses On the mid
summer madness of people who go to
summer places where they are crowded
IN tiny rooms. closes with this sad stan
"a:
And all this time in their home in town,
A mansion of cool gray stone,
There are peaceful glooms in seventeen
rooms,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Ex-Congressman Rockwell of Pitts
6eld Mass. has s; good-sized family of
children, and those who know say that
if they cline up according to ages a
straight edge from the oldest, who is
unite tall, to the youngest, who is quite
sbort. will touch every head. All but
the Youngest are boys. The little, girl
had gone to bed the other night, and her
father sat by her bedside, as fathers
soinetimes do. holding her hand and
smoothing back her hair. He was tell
inc her that she was the only girl in the
family: that she n. must therefore, be the
, not initiate her brothers in their
ho l ways or in their slang-in short.
ms, my he a little lady, and then he babe
her goodnight and was leaving her to
I'm Woman Jumped and in moment
n ,,.,s on the floor. with the exclamation
by by Jove. forgot to say my prayerss'-
Springfield Republican
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

When for lengthy hiking tour
Vacationists prepare,
The first inquiry ought to be
AS to the railroad fare
Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

A debt-collecting agency in London is
to be run by women exclusively, which
seems to dsprove the adage that wom-
ans work is never dun.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
nou.,n KENNEDY. OF RoxBuRY, MASS,


Has discovered in one Of our s eol nuepv
r nasture weeds remedy that cures r eyris
Down to a common Pimple. -. hundred
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1botb thunder humor); ne mas e .,vM
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B Boston ST. n Send postal card Tor no0 from
benefit is always ,.rf sxPe eure IS war.
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Shooting min ' pains, like needles the ver Of
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Ro ,vqf This is caused by the o II; week
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after taking it. Read the LABEL ;,''.,. + v,,,
If the stomach is foul CT t bilious : -
cause saueamish feelings at . l,lss: Eat
No change Of diet ever sn aes enough Of i.
Do pose eys one tablespoonful in wase'
time. Sold BY all Druggls.s.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

II am tired to DEATH" declared Mrs.
Matronly as she reached home from
down town the other evening. Whats
the matter?" asked her husband. Been
having baby's picture taken. They have
a way of taking them instantaneously
now, you know" GLOW long were
you at it?'' ''Three hours and half.
Detroit Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

The late Judge silas L. Bryan. the
father of the pe ems ht;t PRESIDENTIAL
c .;l nreachers of all the different
Tue hs,rches near his farm with -four
Gun Gun hay and vegetables free of cost.
Co.. night. unseen himself. he saw a
nam w,,1 emerged from the smokeheuse with
lli' side of pork on his shoulder. He
;r.scogn;zed the intruder. bat said moth
..'eos week afterward the s,ellow APP
ins nod him. saying: Judge. under
pI.'d you had some meat Stolen from
s1a.u smokehouse?' The old judge
!o.ua his hand deprecatingly, and said:
rlsar To- No one on earth f>nows any
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

The man who thinks that women have
No lively gift of wit.
Has never asked girl to wed,
And heard her answer init.
indianapolis Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13
here the burglar sleeps alone.

The late Justice Bowen's definition of
a search for equity was "a blind man
looking in dark room for black hat
that isn't there
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-08-13

Her Dearest Friend: Choliy-"How
old do you suppose Miss Furnish isl"
Gertrude-"You might ask mamma. Per-
haps she'll remember" - Cleveland