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Everybody Wants IL.

At least every one does who wants to save
money. Send for II. The Golden Eagle
Catalogue for FAN and Winter. Sent free,
and costs you absolutely nothing. Twill
save you money on Dry Goods, ClOaks, MIL
linery, Shoes, Boys Clothing and Groceries.
Ready Sept. Is. Don't fail to get one-all
Wen do the rest. The Golden Eagle, corner
Sixteenth and Lawrence SITS, Denver, Colo.
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Same Opinion.

Wife-John, dear, ! read one or your
Weet love letters to-day and came
across passage in which you said:
There is no one your equal in this
vide, wide world"
Husband with a groan)-And ] am
sill Of the same opinion.-Tit-Bits.
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N.r yes.r.s. 90 sll,.r.

I am an ex-soldier and veteran and
net q pension. which I deem badge
Of honor. I am also q laborer. and
Of this am not ashamed. Mas. wish
to relieve these fnaneiers' minds: they
need not worry about our hardships II
We come to free coinage and in con-
sequence the tres use Of silver. I
rscozslre IN ihsn ne sane sang hat
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Fitted for His Place.

This is the saddest case on ~, Aad
vt he achieved his ambition"
The keeper paused, and with plying
sses the visitors gazed on the hopeless,
s1pressionless face Of the patient from
which all traces Of intelligence had
vanished.
How did he come to this sad stste?"
He was out Of work and endsaYored
TO make himself eligible to serve rs o
Petit juror.
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Before th. Porcup,n,,, Car~

Before the PorcupinSs Cage
Patsy-Wot dandy he'd be at steal
IL bases, Tommy
Tommy-W'y; kin he sprint?
Fatsy-Naw; but how'd yer like ter
Jag him out an heV him spike yer?--
Judge.
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To Hide Her Biushes.

Dera Ware lat Crystal Beach)-Swhal
style Of headgear would you wear 20 match
this bathing suitr' Her Dearest Friend
81 think shouId wear something that had
q veil on It dear."-BuffaIo Tfmes
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s.ns. a. Blaine.

Il believe gold and silver coin to BE-
the money Of the constitution Nc
power was conferred on congress to
declare either metal should not Be
money. Congress has. in my judgment.
no power to demonetize silver any
more than to demopetize gold"
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Democratic Federal ofiee-holdel
who are dismissed from the service be-
cause Of their loyalty to the party win
make hne drawing cards On the stump.
A cause that resorts TO the suppressios
Of fres speech is In despsTats strata
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There Il a rule that boys should not gather
walnuts until there has been a frost, but by
observing the rule many boys found the wal
nuts all gone.
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"And you say that the haIlstoues were a
large as hen eggsr' mo" said the eau
nSus person: they were not quite that.
neutrality-suspicious. Journal
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L. ,0uns Gushington-Mr. Grimmer. j
~ your daughter deyotedly. madly.
~. ot he Without herl r.
az p'0 Grinmes-oh. ali right All /
49,. y you y Egt to stag and die in the
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There are 337 ladies' and 1T.161 gentlemen
engaged In repairing the teeth, and, with
great pains, extracting the ditto Of the
American public.
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Norway has done away with the study Of
Greek and Latin in the public high schools
which means. Of course. the abolition OF
classical education altogether.
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Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your LIf,

II you want TO quit tobacco using easily
and forever, regain lost manhood. be made
vigor, take No-tO-Bac, the wonder workel
mat makes weak men strong. Many gain
ten pounds In ten days Over 100000 cured
Buy No-To-Bac from yVur druggist, who
mailed free Ad. Sterling Remedy Co.
Chicago or New York.
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Tn. Ruling Passion

Miss Gotrox-'Do You know that
UOunt Sandwich actually addressed me
u public ~ hh treasurer"
mss Danper HE meant his in
sestment' He's always getting the
english language mixed. you know"
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rate.

....,ord-what did abe saS when
s,s her ron were tstcr N falef
yoa saaIAsked ne n "a teot for ne
soaching party hss ff'e.
uD.-Truth -
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cit always depresses me dreadfully to
meet q bicycle scorcher." "Why sor' 81
hate to see mans legs work 20 much bet
ter than his brains"
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A womanis idea OF showing deep devotion
for her husband Is to insist upon belnl
eoaxed by him before she viii leave him e
take q vacation.
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Just try q 1Qc box Of Cascarets. the finest
liver and bowel regulator ever made.
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MA Won rx.r g.. an indian

Expect not, so send q two-cent stamp to
the General Passenger Agent Colorado Md
land railroad, Denver, and he will send you
q fine colored picture OF one.
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The united kingdom Of Great Britain and
ireland has one medical student to every
6,2S6 Of Its population.
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great find Of platinum has been made at
Pitheld, New South Wales Australia The
mine y q mile long and from sixty 10 $50
platinum.
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81 told Miss Golightly that I would 20
round the world for her sake" "What did
she sayr' '.She answered that halfway
round would do"
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Marcus A. Hanna, Marcus A. Hanna,
n. H. Kohlsaat, III. H. Kohlsaat,
Myron T. Herr.ck. IMyron T. Herrick.
In other words, the minor Mckinley
bosses learned on every hand that their
candidate was spoken of as the mort
gagged candidate" mortgaged not only
In untold promises Of federal patron
age, but mortgaged In other ways and
by every tie Of business and friendship
to his three chief managers and syndi-
Gators, Hanna, Kohlsaat and Herrick,
and to others. Mckinley is the first
aspirant for a presidential nomination
to stand before the country loaded
down with obligations, which after
some fashion even he is bound to meet.
The coterie of manufacturers and 9TH
ers who Clipped in to pay his debts;
the trio, Hanna, Kohlsaat and Herrick;
their satellites, all do not live by bread
alone. They must have their pound Of
flesh In return for past favors, even
unto the tiniest grain. Mckinley re-
he is their creature, and after all the
wanderings Of the minor Mckinley
bosses in New York and elsewhere in
the east, solid business republicans
said yesterday that they were amazed
at the audacity Of Hanna, Rohlsaat and
Herrick In springing such candidate
upon the country.
A candidate with fortune Of $40, 900
to indorse his silent partners paper for
t11S,00o
The eastern republicans naturally
wanted to know what return is McKin-
ley, IL nominated and elected, to give
Hanna and the others for their aid In
paying his debts 1t Is as well known
as anything on earth that Ohio politi-
clans, and especially those in the re-
publican camp, do not lift their little
fingers for a soul without some prom
Use of reward immediate or In the near
future. Indeed, Mckinley was spoken
Of as the "mortgaged candidate" for the
reason that no candidate for president.
not even Mckinley, can in honor ac-
cent gratuities to the amount Of S11S.-
600 from a set Of men dependent upon
federal legislation for further additions
to their fortunes.
The eastern republicans declared 1t
to be q detestable situation from begin
ming to end, and one that, to a certain
extent, reflected on the whole party.
But Mckinley accepted the $4,000 In
gratuities, and there he stands in Can
ton to-day loaded down with these and
a thousand other obligations which
must be met II by accident he should
be boosted into the white house chair.
Thousands Of business men have met
with disaster within the last ten years.
They displayed nerve and set to work
10 repair their fortunes. Mckinley put
himself In the hands Of Hanna, Kohl
saat, Herrick and the others, and they
hauled him out Of the mire-not gratis.
They lugged him TO dry land. and with
their eyes on the obligations under
which he rested to them they set to
work to boom him as their candidate
Cor the presidential nomination.
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Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a
family medicine with US since 1851. r.
Madison, 2409 42d Ave, Chicago. Ill
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| When bilious or costtve, eat q CaScaret
| candy cathartJc. cure guaranteed. 10c, &c.
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The cellar Of tha Bank Of France resent
| bles a large warehouse. Silver coin Is
| stored there In 500 large barrels
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Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sickIn, weaken or grippe.
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THE JOKER'S CORNER.
CURRENT WIT AND HuMoR.
ORIGINAL AND SELECTED.

m. Poets View of Eis Own Prodastions
The Railing Passion ADeag Women
Farmer ssedcorn's View Of Bssy-
sIs Meet
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is OWNED BY HANNA.
,s'SINLEY WILL NEVER sE our
PRESIDENT.
Ne Endorssd Notes for SIIS.Aco WIN.
He was Worth $4,000 oaly-rssti-
noay from HIs CHIEF orra. In N.v
York City.

Before the New York Sun became the
ilavish organ OF Mckinley and McKin-
ieyism it had something to say Of the
man and his record. 1t frequently
warned the republican party against
the folly Of nominating a candidate
who was owned by a syndicate. On
May Is Of this year the Sun gave the
following summary Of the situation,
and Of McKinley's subservieney to
Hanna. Kohlsaat and Herrick:
Most Of the minor Mckinley bosses
who were sent here to protest that Nc
Rinlsy Is AL right" on the money
question went home yesterday. Their
mission was fruitless, like the similar
missions Of John Sherman and Col.
Charles H. Grosvenor. Neither has the
calliopean clamor Of H. H. Kohlsaat OF
Chicago that Mckinley Is sound on the
currency had any weight here In New
York. All that the minor Mckinley
bosses heard while in this territory
was that the republicans of the great
eastern states want a candidate for
president who will be safe man" was
heard.
The minor Mckinley bosses were dis
heartened over the result Of their mis-
sion. They were chagrined also by a
number Of mighty awkward questions
put to them as to the story concern
ing how McKinley's debts were paid.
Mckinley while governor Of Ohio was
the silent partner of one Robert L.
Walker Of Ohio, and when Walker went
to smash, on Feb. II, 1893, Mckinley,
1t was found, had Endorsed $4,000 OF
Walkers promissory- notes. Mckinley
did this, although he was worth only
$4,000 In all this wide world. The
eastern republicans could not under
stand such business methods, and they
declared to the minor Mckinley bosses
that II was vitality essential this year
to put up "a safe man." and they talked
about "a safe man" until things were
unpleasant for the minor Mckinley
bosses.
These minor bosses aseertained also
that the eastern republicans knew how
McKinley's debts were paid and by
whom. Here 1t Is in brief:
Chief contributorsI Chief bosses
to pay Of McKinley's
McKinley's debts. campaign.
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n the Baby Il Cuttaag Teeth,

Be sure and that old and veIl-tried remedy Ma
WNLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
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DENVER BRUSH EEs:@ s:. y s E= i.:: 5
don Prices quality guar'nt'd. Send for cAtaloglo
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Denver Directory.

eQiu1lun Razors and all kinds Of edge toolG
unINUlHu Mail orders special attention.
Buerger Bros, BARRIERS supplies. 1883 LArimer Sc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-25
POOR OUTLOOK Nv FALL RIVER.

Fall River. Mass. March 24.-After declaring tho
regular monthly dividend of per cent the directors
OF the Bourne mills to-day voted TO suspend further
payments OF dividends until business improves Per
haps no mill In the city Is In better condition fnan-
cially TO bear the strain OF dull business It's stock
IS quoted at 1SO; 1t has surplus account from which
dividends could be regularly paid for some time
The cause Of determination not pay dividends al
present Is most likely to be found In the fact that
there is no profit in the cloth business now While
this condition holds. the Bourne will probably keen
running as long as any Of Its competitors but II
does not propose to weaken its standing by paving
out almost as much as many mills are losing by re-
newing contracts at present low prices This
shutting down dividends will not affect the nroH
sharing plan of the mill.
If other mills here taking similar action sorc.
mill men think 1t would be the sure forerunner of
change In the present programme Of manufacturers
but to-day the directors Of the Flint Uorr,rd'
Wampanoag and Stafford mills met and decarci
quarterly dividends OF per cent II IS doubtfi n
any contracts made by the mills here since No
vember would net profits sufficient to warrant the
payment OF such dividends. but manufacturers gen
orally content II they make both ends meet
and keep stockholders quiet by paying d,vi5ends
from their surplus funds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-25
MYSTERY IN THIS GIRLS DEATH.
p,rD FROM A FRACTURED sKr11~RooSf''hNi Eli
HOSPITAL AUTHORITIES DECLINE TO GIVE
OFT ANY IMPORTATION.

DIED FROM FRACTURED sKriA-Noo''''r'''-
HOSPITAL AUTHORITIES DECLINE TO GIVE
OUT ANY INFORMATION
There IL a mysterious case in Roosevelt hosp''"
C,or,ot,e Craig very pretty GIRL twenty o''e
,sars ~ age died there from fractured shu'i a.
Z oc,ock last evening. She was taken IN an am
bulance from No l19 West Eighty-thiTd-s' !.''
day afternoon at o'clock. Superintendent Lam .p'
~ Roosevelt Hospital. refused last night 10 give
out any information regarding the case, 'e
tbat the hospital was private institution anu
was not supposed to give out any iniorh'a'io" ~
the newspapers .roa
At II o'clock last night when the reporter 'a,ou
q, The Wet S!xty-eighth-st station the ponce
,,ora were ignorant of the case. Sergeant IAN
nerv cen. Detective Lang with the reporter 10 No
10 West Eighty-third-st. The house II 1ou'
s.orv brownstone dwelling, and is sald 70 pe ue "
q eanitarium conducted by Dr. Cu. - i'a'' %
svered the bell and on being quesuohen py '"s
detective who told her who he was, sne dsca'''eu
any knowledge of anybody De'is 'hAe ' "
ambulance during the day. ,,
cba said that Dr Gull out OF town ana "ou'u
~, ,etu-, until to-day. The janitor in an adJo'h-
tho house who refused to give his name saiu thNt
he had hearo that a young woman jumped from '"e
g., u,,sox Of No ll9 and was taken 10 the NOS
,,,., tn. case was reported TO the Coroner 5 o.
eoa nv tho hosptal authorities at o'clocK' Up 10
,,,a,,gbt M Coroner had arrived The police teIe-
nhonHd .he hospital late at nlght IsqueS .ns ..
t,a,,or mr. n vas refused them. The Corohe,
i Ia cent the same request, with the same result,
The sim sent 20 the COroaers Once staleu 'ha' 'o
me ane I'D s,.p AZ No l63 East Thrty-sixth-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-25
TELEGRiPUIC NOTES.

Columbus OHIO March 24-WElam 8: Ide a
private banker and rcal-cstate dealer. made an as
signment last night with assets OF $4,000 and La
billties OF slH.00.
ST. Louis March a-Thc National Plate Glass
Jobbers Association met here to-day 1t Is learned
that President W. W Heroy OF New-York. VIII
tender his resignation al this meeting. II Is said
that an advance OF per cent In the price of window
glass Will be made. but there vii. be no advance In
the price of plate g.ass.
CanaJoharie n. Y. March H.-Iawrence Keegan
OF a Albany was found frozen to death In box car
Oh the West Shore Railroad here this morning. He
here yesterday In an Intoxicated condI-
ton.
Dubois. Pa, March 2a-The body OF the last OF the
thirteen victims OF yesterdays mine disaster was
recovered this morning. The explosion II Is ascer
tained. wHh caused by mine dust. The company
officials are all mere. and are making preparations
at the companys expense for the funerals OF the
men The families OF twelve Of the dead men are
without support
New Milford Conn, March 2A-George and Ed
ward McNaily are supposed TO have been swept into
the Shspaus River In the food Of Thursday even
ing while attempting to drive through fordng
place In Mallory Brook, Washington near whore
the brook empties into the Shepaug They left home
about o'clock on Thursday. intending to take that
way 70 Washington. Their horse was found on Sun
day some distance down the Shepaug dead while
spokes belonging to their carriage and cap and a
tie belonging to one Of the brothers have also been
found
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-25
4 coal PRESIDENT IN TROU Biz.

,.~cnox ARRESTED on SUSPICION OF CACS-
INC THE DEATH OF A YOUNG WOMAN
,,r.,o,,,,o March 24-The finding OF the body
- ord nrettv woman at No 1926 Girard-
- ,.., nigh, after she had been dead for twenty
,o,r hours was followed to-day by the arrest OF
Samuel p Langdon. president OF the Chteo Cor
uer,es Company. The authorities refuse 10 hahe
nuhl,c the exact charge on whch l|ahgooh "es ar
ss,ad nm, II ,s understood that he and the young
woman whose name 1t was iearhed 'o-ua!' 10
Annie McGrath. eighteen years DID, had HVed To-
..h.r 4, .he house as man and wife for over
,north Ianedon who Is a man OF prominence ana
,yho &c ff,y-fiye years old taken into custody
" ~, ofrca IN the Drexel Building by Detective
Csver The case is shrouded in mystery ana the
Malice are reticent the subject Langdoh mas
wife and son and daughter. He formerly lived with
III. Family at No 3.4O0 Powelton-ave.. West Phiia-
dephia and. 1t is said. spent ie" oaSs wee"
with the girl who io now dead
Da,ac,ive Geyer and Dr.. Mattern. the Coroncrs
physician made a careful search OF the house az
No. 1925 Girard-ave. In the pocket OF one OF the
young woman's dresses found handkerchief
bearing the name Samuel p. Langdon, ana IN
trunk were found several letters written 20 the
woman and signed by Langdon. Inc Douy was
taken to the Ynorgue. and Dr.. Mattern heid an
Lsngdon told Detective Geyer that he went to
the house on Sunday morning and remain1ed mon, on
day He said that the girl taken III n the
afternoon and that he had fallen asleep ana did n9t
Wsoas dis dstarbng f her That night he said he
pss o. read AGel n the sns rna death
AspsdSn ab. Is heId o await the aon o sms in the
employ q rhs s'fl Phisdepha MSToh Times The Nc
sfdrtues seem to have had more than non ne Wsm IL
1ecrsh red ps,o buei @ no the he empe Of his
sgnt-year-old daughter Lillian, and while shc was
Ss,aliv 10 went into the cellar ana Sho' "''''e''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-25
A FTFTH-ATE. PROPERTY SOLD.
CHARLES A. PEABODY. JR.. THE PURCHASER or
PART OF THE MOSES TAYLOR ESTATE.

CHARLES A. PEABODY. JR.. THE PURCHASER or
PART OF THE MOSES TAYLOR ESTATE
The Moses Taylor property at the northwest corner
OF Fifth-sve and Sevcnteenth-st was sold NJ auc-
ton yesterday under executors sale. a the Broad
way Real Estate Salesroom. Peter r Meyer
tho auctioneer. Unusual interest centred around
the sale, since the location OF the property Is
garded particularly valuable for business pur
poses In consequence there was large Attendance
of investors, who especially Interested in the
development Of Fifth-ave for business purposes. be
tween Fourteenth and Twenty-third SITS. There was
additional interest attached 10 the sale. because
No. 122 Ffth-ave.. the house two doors above the
northwest corner. the house OF Moses Taylor
OF the most prominent bankers OF his day Mr.
Taylor founded the National City Bank and upon
his DEATH some fifteen years ago succeeded by
his son-in-law the late Percy r. Pyne.
The purchaser OF the property yesterday was
Charles A. Peabody. jr. n lawyer OF No. Wall-st.
and nasmuch he has been the accredited repre-
sentative of William Waldorf Astor speculation was
rife as 10 the purpose for which the property
purchased All that was ascertained on this score
however. that the property would be utilized sor
business purposes. Mr.. Peabody was not at home
last e5ening and no further particulars could be
ascertaned
The property In question consists OF the four-s,ory
brownstone dwelling. % Sl1xIlO2 No ls Flfth-ave:
the four-story brownstone dwelling. 293ia1l75 No
l2 Ffth-ave., this being the second house from the
corner, ana the TWO DlIch stables y2X'2l3, ahlt-
ting in the rear. and designated as Nos and West
SeVenteenth-st
The property was offered as an entire piece There
much conjecture as 10 why No. I20. which he
longs TO the estate not also included IN The sale
The explanation offered was that this would bring a
much higher price proportionately in due season
from the purchaser Of No. us and l22, Mr.. Meyer
sentative Of the estate would bid at the sale. The
first offer was 100000 There were a dozen bidders
One firm bid up to $4,000 when Mr.. Peabody jumped
the price 10 s420 900. by 5000 additional BID while
sc00 bids had been prevailing and the property was
knocked down to him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-25
A MOB GETS A NAV OUT or JAIL.

Holland, Mich. March PA mob Of men tried to
rent tine opera house last night for the purpose OF
holding indignation meeting over the public
horsewhlppng Saturday night OF Frank Shooter.
the correspondent OF a Grand Rapids paper. As the
hall In use, the mob turned itself loose In Main
ST. Guns were fired. and threats and wild speeches
made agans, the city officials. Marshal vanry at
tempted 10 arrest man. and the crowd rallied to
support the prisoner. The Marshal secured help and
succeeded in getting the man into jail after being
struck several times with clubs, stones and fists.
The mob to the jail and threatened To burn It
break II open unless ths man released. To
bloodsned city Treasurer Brusse made a
speech TO the members Of the moD promising to re-
lease the man II they would dsperse The mob
would accept promises and the officers
finally compelled to release the prisoner. The man
was hosted on the shoulders OF hs friends and
yied back uptown