Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-01-16
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/ dHtNLlOldJe disposition anu money!
making turn of mind. Virgin soil
never worked on. See him at home
nights. His father does not keep a
cross dog.
c. 5. MOORE
A master workman in dentistry
Bright of mind and neat of limb Be-
lieves all women are angels and
would have been wed long ago but
for the fact that no fair damsel has
/ vet spoken to him on the subject
Approach him on the left side as that
I arm is the handiest. You can scream
every time he touches YOU as he is
used to it. Country girls preferred.
NED BLEwETT,
Mixer of fancy beverages. Weighs
/ 172 pounds, age unknown Blush
/ rose complexion and golden hair. Is
extremely industrious and can lecture
we'll on his travels in the holy land
| lying TO our westward. To know
him is to love him. No new woman
need approach him as he is decidedly
partial to the good old style Of girl
Three scratches is the charm that
| opens his heart-and a wink.
CAPT. SAM DRAPER.
Lilliputian Height feet,
weighs 6S pounds, age 80 years. Has
had offers of marriage-one from a
| side-show lady whose weight was 900
] pounds and another from the whisk-
cred lady-but as his affections were
at that time being tritled with bv the
Albino girl who afterwards ran away
with the human skeleton. the first
two offers were promptly rejected by
| him. Otherwise his record is clear
and he is open to engagement. Cold
feet in a sutton for lis hand will be
no objection as the small of his back
| is too far up in bed to be used as a
warming pan. We dislike at this
time TO keep back any episode in Sam 5
career that might after marriage crop
out and create family disturbance,
therefore we deem it best to relate a
mishap that befel the gentleman in
Boscobel. Little Annie was making
beds one morning. during fair time at
Central house. Approaching what
appeared to be an empty bed, she
shook out a rumpled sheet when a
baby fell upon the floor 1t was early.
the room was quite dark, and gather
/ ing the infant to her tender bosom.
she walked the floor, kissed il occa-
sionally, joggled it in her arms. say
| ing, There, there, hush my baby.
don't you crytn On taking her find
down stairs, what was her horror to
see on the baby's face full grown
mustache! We vouch for il that Sam
was in no wise to blame in this affair
Girls should call early as he will be
much sought after.
RoLLA LONG.
Salesman at Ivey & Webb's store
! Age p, weight 1875. height five feet
and eight inches. Decidedly reserved
manner, shows royal blood in his
lineage which in him has developed
into nothing worse than right roval
| good fellow. His natural affections
being of the .'deep water kind the
wooer should plunge fearlessly be-
meath the waves of conventionalitv to
seize the pearl Of great price. viii
make one of the most desirable hus-
bands in the list if properly handled.
WALTER WEBER.
Tall, graceful, dark complexion.
I with bearing Of deep student. and
heart built on the handspring plan.
About % years old, Of gentle habits.
, and will fall an easy victim to Cupiofs
darts if feathered in silver and bronze
being ieweler. the latter color
would probably have the greater
weight with him.
ARTHUR MARKS.
Salesman at Louis Webcr's shoe
store. Blonde mustache. wavv chest
nut hair, very fancy in dress and
fair to look upon. Has been quite
successful in accomplishing the inn
le-titting No shoes onto No s
feet, for instance When YOU crack
the time-honored but over sweet
chestnut upon him he may exclaim.
20. Mary. this is So sndden" but
hold your ground by insisting that it
is no idle tale YOU are bringing him
but sure-enough whole calfskin up
per and he will ultimately yield 10
your love eutreaties
WILL WALKER
About %, plump. dark. quiet. Is
lover of the tall. graceful lily in the
Hover world. Had heavy dose of
farming in his youth. which he thinks
will last him the remainder of his
days and now lives in town. A good