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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06
The Little Tilt With Germany.
From the Philadelphia Record CDem.) }.

The outbreak of little tariff war with
Germany is not likely 20 lead to anything
more serious than commercial inconve-
nience AS the cause OF the outbreak lies
in the failure on the part OF the German
government to- observe treaty stipulations
with reference to the imposition of ton
mage dues. so the cure lies in the willing
ness Of that government TO make good its
default by keeping faith.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06
The south,. Iron Trade.
From the Philadelphia Ledger On

From the PhIIadeIphla Ledger lInd).
Heavy sales of Alabama pig iron for for
eign markets are reported. Among them
is contract for 5000 tons to go to Calcutta;
another, for 10000 tons, comes from Rotter-
dam, and two Italian ports take 5000 tons
each. If business like this does not build
UP ''the new SOUTH Its case must be des-
perate indeed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

Ihat charming and sensational serial,
Was 1t Foul, a Fake or a Fight2" by
Inc Hon. Robert Fitzsimmons and the
Hon Sailor" sharkey in collaboration.
assisted by the whole of San Francisco
ana a good part Of the rest Of the coun-
try Is now having a great run in the
newspapers. Another lnstalment appears
this morning and it is to be continued in.
definitely.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06
CURRENT COMMENT.
But Would Hurt Commerce.

From the New Orleans Picayune Oem.).
From political point of view, the re-
vival of tariff agitation by the republicans
would be a good thing for the democrats,
as it would serve to reunite them on the
old issues
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

Mr.. Dobell. of the British Empire League
of Canada. may not be humorist But
he occasionally gets off something funny
He made a speech in London the other
night in which he expressed the hope that
Canada would eventually absorb the
United States. Any such proceeding would
be about like the junebug absorbing the
duck
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

OF the 700 candidates for cabinet posi-
tions. there is no doubt that $50 Of them
would accept The other. and only doubtful
one Is Mark Hanna.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

Mr.. Bynum's proposition to form a new
party, a neutrality-suspicious. party"
seems to have fallen fiat. The leading
newspapers apparently deem it unworthy
Of serious consideration. They gave the
matter casual notice, and then dropped it.
There Is no need of nor room for another
party in this country What is needed is
for the democratic party to return to dem
march to the front against the party of
high protection, favoritism and trusts.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

Mrs. ]. Ellen Foster. president of the
Woman's Republican Association, read an
exhaustive paper in Boston the other day,
telling how much the women did in the
recent election in the, way of Saving the
country. What office does Mrs. j. Ellen
want? Or maybe she is just paving the
way to another suit for salary against the
national republican committee.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

1t is said of the people of certain
large European city that they are so
eleanly in their personal habits and so
proud of the cleanness of their city that
they will walk out of their way to expec-
torate in the gutter rather than spit upon
the sidewalk The people of this section
are very much short of that standard of
niceness, and it may be doubted that they
will reach UP to it in many years. At a
political meeting in the theater recently
men chewing tobacco and others probably
afflicted with catarrhal or tuberculous af-
fections hawked and spat upon the floor
with the most disgusting and reckless
abandon. Such action is beastial; but it
seems that telling spitters as much does
no good.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

The annual report for 1896 of Capt. o. M
Garter, who is in charge of the improve
ment Of rivers and harbsrs in Georgia, is
an instructive and valuable part of this
years annual report of the chief Of engln-
GERS II contains a vast amount of infor-
nation respecting the Improvements of the
rivers and harbors of this section, and
also number of maps which aid greatly
in understanding the subject of which the
report treats
With reference to Savannah harbor the
report contains the following as to the har-
boris condition on June 30, 1896:
THE least practicable channel depth
from the old water works to the Ocean
steamship Company's wharves is now 10
teet at mean low water Thence down to
the lower end of Marsh Island there is now
a practicable channel depth of Is feet at
mean low water. Thence down to the
ocean there is now a channel of a depth
not less than 20 feet at mean low water
90 teet at mean high wateO with least
width of about $40 feet. All of the works
from Marsh Island down are in good con-
dition."
According to the report Mr.. C. P. Good
year does not appear to have been wholly
successful in his effort to comply with his
contract for deepening the outer bar at
Brunswick. BY the act of 1894 Mr.. Good
year was to receive $4,000 for procuring
practical channel over that bar of Eat
least 100 feet in width and of minimum
depth of % feet at ordinary mean high tide
on or before Nov. l, 1885, by means of
dynamite. The act provides for the pay
ment of the money upon a certificate of
majority of board Of officers. A board
made three surveys, one in March, one in
July, and one in December of last year.
These surveys show that the depth of
water on the bar is considerably greater
than when Mr.. Goodyear began cutting
down the bar with dynamite, but it seems
he did not quite get a depth of % feet in
a channel 100 feet wide, and so the board
Of officers, much to its regret was COM
PEELED to refuse to give him certificate
that would have entitled him to 100000
From the tone of the report of the board
however, it is probable that Mr.. Goodyear
will get pay for what he accomplished.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06


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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
Lung CapaC

Until, my land! 1 don't see how you
ever do get through.
! think woman hain't no call to do
them sort of'chores,
She ought to have a servant for to
wash an clean the floors,
An do the other work; an II her hus-
band can't afford
That sort of thing, It's his lookout-an'
mercy me, good Lord!
I would just like to see myself go slav-
in on that plan
An workin' off my finger ends to plea
sure any man.
My husband married me for looks, an
got em-1nore or less
An sometimes when 1 fix my hair an
wear another dress
He says 1 amt so hOmely yet, an takes
an old-time kiss
But what's the use? It's all the same
hundred years from this.
You never have no time at all to gossip
at the door,
Or talk about your neighbors what's
come on the other floor.
There's somethin' queer about them
folks, they're wearln' too good
clothes
An see the way that girl Of theirs holds
up her snubby nose.
They think they're somethln', that's a
fact. I stopped the littlest one
An asked him where they used to live,
an what his sister done.
An where his pepper worked, an how
his mommer spelt her name.
An, say, he told me everything, an
that was why I came
To let you know at once about the folks
you's Twin nigh.
What! Is that man your brother? Well,
you needn't git SO high.
Oh, shut the door on me, Of course.
Yes, that's the way to dol
Now I'll go on to Mrs. Jones an tell her
about you"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
Wonderful Results from Pink ,PlHs,.
AGEE John Toolov Relates . Remarkable
@ Story. ~ III

/ MEA John 1oolOY Rpl4teB p Remarkable
Story. ~
From the Democrat, CharlevoIx, Mich.
TAe Democrat has had its attention
called to remarkable cure, due to
the use of DR.. Williams Pink Pills, and
the following statement, made to re-
porter Of this paper, will be read with
interest by all similarly afflicted, Mrs
! John Tooley, Of Dwight, In this county
IL the lady benefited by the medicine
named, and she makes, the following
statement:
STATE OF MICHIGAN, COUNTY OF
CHARLEVOIX.--ss.
I'm the year 1891 l was a great suf-
ferer from extreme nervousness, which
finally developed into an aggravated
attack OF st. Vitus' dance. Ny health
was very poor and l suffered terribly
for six months, constantly growing
worse. Finally left home and went
to my relatives in Canada for a visit,
and my people never expected /
would return alive. In Canada / was
induced to try DR.. Williams Pink Pills,
and the result was truly marvellous.
When began taking them I weighed
but ninety-six pounds, and In nine
weeks time, during which took four
boxes of the medicine, gained so that
l weighed 125 pounds, and the St. Vitus'
dance and all nervousness disappeared.
I returned home in nine weeks, COM
pletely cured and in the best Of health,
and have continued so to this day.
Previous to taking the Pink Pills I
had been attended by several physi-
clans, but with no good results. l owe
my life to Pink Pills, and have earn
estly recommended them to all my
friends, and my mother and three
brothers have taken them with good
results, my mother for heart trouble.
I will be glad to answer any and all in
quiries as to what Pink Pills have done
for me-" r
(Signed.) Mrs. John Tooley.
Sworn to and subscribed before ma
this I'd day OF July, 1896.
Mrs. Tooley is now the picture of
health, and the Democrat reporter
could hardly realize that she was at
one time so near to death. But her
testimony in unassailable, and she is
very earnest in her desire to spread
the good news to other sufferers.
DIR. williams Pink Pills contain, in
a condensed form, all the elements
necessary to give new life and richness
to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. Pink Pills are sold In boxes
at so cents box, or six boxes for $3.50,
and may be had of all druggists, or
direct by mail from DR.. Williams Med
Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
The first rail Of the Uganda railway,
in British East Africa, has recentl-
been laid.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
Not Ready for That Dict.

What do you call this, my dear?"
asked the young husband, after tasting
the dessert which his wife had con-
structed with her own fair hands.
"That is angel food"
"If that is angel food" commented
the mean man, ~ do not want to 20 to
heaven" - Pittsburg Chronicle Tele-
graph.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
Worst Kind Of = Case.

"You look thin and careworn, Tad
ley" said the man in the russell shoes.
Insomnia" replied Tadley, with a
groan.
insomnia" repeated the man In the
russell shoes. "oh! come now, q man
with no more than you have to worry
him doesn't get insomnia"
TITS the baby that's got it," ex-
planned Tadley, as he stepped of the
ferry-boat and resumed his struggle
with life.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
Not Posted.

1.-THE difference between a horse and
q wheel is that you always have the
latter under perfect control"
"Indeedl I guess you've never been
thrown by your bike."-Phlladelphis
North American.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
It's own Reward.

Don't you know, Willie" asked the
sunday-school teacher, that you are
always happiest when you are good?"
"Yes'm," said Willie, "Tm never so
happy as when I'm good, 'ceptin' when
I'm n'."-Chicago Record.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Less tobacco is consumed in Great
Britain, in proportion to the inhabit
ants, than in any other civilized coun
try, The average is twenty-three
ounces per annum for each person.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
800 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
In all Its stages, and that Is catarrh.
cure now known to the medical fraternity.
CatarTh being a constitutional disease, re-
quires q constitutional treatment. Halls
CataFrh Cure is taken internally, acting
faces OF the system, thereby destroying
the foundation OF the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprletors have so much
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case
that It falls to cure. Send for list Of Tes-
tlmonials.
Address,
F. ]. CHENEY & Co. Toledo. q.
Sold by Druggists Tic
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

No receptacle has ever been made
strong enough to resist the bursting
force or water of freezing water.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Mrs. ACKNOWLEDGMENT you any
cheaper flannel than this? l want it
for bathing suit.
Clerk-Yes, madam, but it's Of the 16
20 / quality.
what quality Is that?"
Liable to shrink AZ per cent the first
time 1t is et."-Buffalo Express.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life
Away

Ifyou want 10 quit tobacco using easily
and forever regain lost manhood, be made
we'll, strong, magnetic, full of new life and
Vigor, Il Ike MOTTO BAG, the wonder.worker
that makes weak men strong. Many gain
ten pounds in ten days. Over 400, 600 cured.
Buy No-To- BAG fIom your druggist, who
will guarantee cure. Booklet and SAM
pie mailed free. AID. Sterling Remedy Co.,
Chicago or New York.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The jawbone of the average wha
IS IS feet in length. The tongue Of
such monster will yield a ton Of oil
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Microscopists are Of the opinion tina
the best glasses now made fail to re
veal the smallest forms of animal ana
vegetable life.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

In Prussia, the price Of medicine IL
regulated by the state, and new price
list is issued annually.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Man is now scientifically defined as
being composed of As pounds of carbon
and nitrogen, evenly diffused through
10 gallons of water.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Yale lock people claim that the keys
of the smallest size 5000 variations
can be made; in large ones, 7,679,OOO.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

In the use of electrical current for
Industrial purposes, Buffalo will llon
lead the world.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
THE JOKER'S. CORNER.
W.T. HUMOR AND Satire ORIG
INAL AND SELECTED.
1hS village Gossip = why Her Papa
Doesn't Object to Her Latest Fad
Worst KIND of Case = Boys
Lung Capacity.

IY, Susan Smith,
how you go on! 1
just told Martha
Brown
thought you was
the queerest lit
tie woman in the
town.
'ou ecrape an pol
ish, sweep an
dust, an wash an
cook an stew
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

There are said to be 100000 bicycles
owned by private individuals in NV
York City.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

There is species of humming bird
iuhabiting the Isthmus of Panama that
is not larger than q common horse fly.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

In England more than 100000 o.
lamps are used nightly. Lamp acct
dents cause about three hundred deatQ
annually in London alone; 1855 fires
year.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
A Boys Lung Capacity.

Henry" said Mrs. Woodle, II hear
Willies voice. Won't you step to the
door and tell him that want him"
But Willie was two miles away dis
putting point with the umpire.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

In single mill at Gray's Harbor,
Wash, recently the entire works were
Kept running all day on the logs of
single cedar tree, from which 1ss,5OC
shingles were cut.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The various countries af the world
now use 13,4OO different kinds of post.
age stamps.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

A trolley system capable of running
cars at go miles an hour is under con-
struction for the electric railroad b.
tween Baltimore and Washington.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

There is bedstead in the Whitney
mansion, New York City, which was
purchased by Colonel Oliver Payne 10
1883, and which cost exactly $4,000.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

London, the biggest city in the
world, is by no means the most crowded
having 100000 houses, with only seven
occupants to each one.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

On most voyages of a irst-class ocean
steamer about 5000 pieces of glassware
and crockery are broken.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The Americans use an alloy of, one.
tenth copper in making coins; the Eng.
'lish use but one-twelfth.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The average weight of the brain o.
the despised Chinaman is larger than
That of any other race on the globe,ex
sept the Scotch.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

When bilious or costive, eat a Cascaret
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed. lOc, Csc.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The finest cutting Of precious stones
Is done in London, Paris, New York
and Boston.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The average number of American
patents issued yearly is about $4,000
in England only from 5,OOOs,OOO
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

An Englishman has invented an APP
paratus through which, it is declared,
one may see the soul leave the body.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

For Lung and chest diseases, Piso :. Cure
Is the best medicine we have used. Mrs.
J.. L. Northcott, Windsor, Ont, Canada.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The last official account of the popu.
lation of China gives total of up.
ward OF 100000, 900
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The Louisiana Electric Light and
Power Company, New Orleans, has or
dered belt seven feet wide and weigh
ing 3, 300 pounds. There are $50 hides
In It
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The most remarka BILE canal in the
world is the one between Worsley and
St. Helens, in Lancashire. 1t is 10
miles long and underground from. end
TO end
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The trouble with blessings in dis
guise is that they are not discovered
until after you are dead.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

A 5-years-old child of James Con.
way, living in Oklahoma county, drank
q cup of I've and only lived few hours
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Cascarets stimulates liver kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or grippe.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Either sel6shness or laziuess is the
prompting motive of the man who is
always on the hunt of an easy place.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The more coy girl acts, the more
her steady will chase her.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Femme BARRIERS have proved a fail.
ure in Londo on.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Nearly erybody smokes in Japan.
The girls begin when they are 10 gears
Of age. and the BOYS enrlier.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08
A Household NecessItY.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most won.
lerlul medical discovery Of the age, pleas
mt and refreshing to the taste. acts gently
md positivelyon kidneys, liver and bowels,
leansing the entire system, dispels colds,
ures headache, fever, habitual constipa-
ion and biliousness. Please buy and try q
,ox Of G.. q. C. to-day; 10, q, so cents. Sold
nd guaranteed to cure by all druggists.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Just try l0c box OF Cascarets, the finest
liver and bowel regulator ever made.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Mrs. WinslOw's Soothing Syrup
orchldren teethng softens the ums reduces inham
nation allayp pain cures wind collie. % cents bottle.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

Hegoman's Camphor Ice with GlycerlnO,
Cures ChapDed Hands and Face, Tender or Sore Feet
chilblAinH Piles, &C. O. G. Clark Co.. New Haven, Ct
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

The Cherre Pongee gourd which
grows in India, increases its length
three times daily for "a days.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-10-08

There are men who would complain
that the wind was in the wrong direc-
ton if 1t were raining money.