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The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11

1T Will be to your interest to call and
see our stock of buggies, "Studebaker"
and Piedmont" wagons, harness.
saddles. ETC.. before purchasing. Far
mers' Supply Company, Market squAS /
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11
SPECIAL NOTICES.

A DMINISTRATOR'5 NoTICE.-ALL PER-
IA sons indebted to the estate OF tho late Capt.
Robert b. Norman are requested to settle same,
and all persons having claims against said estate
are hereby notified to present the same to the al
ministrator. L. G. HANSBOROUGh, Adminie-
traitor r. Is. Moorman, deceased.
February 90, 1895. SAW,
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11

GIVE the babies LAxoL, which ia
Castor Oil made as palatable as Honey
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11
BOB bALH,
AGENTS. WANTED.

WANTKD--TwO OR THREE sALESMRN
w Tor good territory, to handle our limo OF
household goods. Good opportunity for en-
ergetic canvassers. Apply Standard InstRllment
company, 800 Commerce street, Roanoke, Va.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11
Political Announcements.

announcements ander this head aoiN pay
the. Joiio,oing rates: For Council. So; for all
other offices, S5-invariably In advance.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11

How the Interstate Commerce Bill Killed
or Cuto Little Railroad Pass-Tho
True Story of Damon and Pythins-Bill
Nye and His Famous Mule Boomerang.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-03-11
PROFESSIONAL,

eW- Prompt personal attention to insurance in
evory department, in any locality and in any
company. assn
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
EilHEa', thEal:ak'l LIlltll
WATER AND e.
Rail kuLLE. - s.a...il...-

To Ocean City and ell points o1 ite Ct.a
psske Bay and lr1-tar.tL
FOR HEALTH, PLEASURE sgd BJsSa
UuexccIled facilities for acfl Fsislmu
Freight trsfic.
Close connection with tee ,--as Dee Al
road. tnsuring convenience te tae tn4
and the quick oisPatcc ut g.. ire.sfia
Fifteen cOmmOdl0us aud ls--sQlsl tai
out steamers. Comfortable state hla
Good Cuisine. Polite attendance.
Schedule 10 eject uec. -5.1 ~
Steamers leave piers 8. 4sults LgsMH
wharf. Baltimore. - follows
RAILWAY DIVISIONS 3 o. al
except Saturday ant SUNDAY { B l 's.-N
ouly. for ClaiUOrle a-1 stations o. Va
City.
CHOPTANK RIVER LINES p Q ~
except sunday. for Esstgl uii3l va
bridge and landings 90 Deai.l.
WICOMICO RIVER Line 3 p %
Tuesday. Thursday and SATURDAY s1i ~.
Point, Deals Island and landings " sal'..
NANTICOKE RIVER Lines PEI
day, "Wednesday and tr.da} i.5 itA.' ~
and landings 10 SeafOr1, Del.
GREAT WICOMlCO AND FIANhAl4
RIVER LINE ? % every l4eslsl
Friday Tor Great Wle0u.c0 h.tsi Y,
ing. Indian and Owner treess' Li.t' 4 7
Milford Haven and fialkaiatA hfei~ ''
port.
Steamers leave from foot o',glil '.'
follows
POCOMOKE RIVER LIN E.-5H p N. \.
dsy and Friday for Cris1e o. la. r.. ..,,
OnancOck and landings o. ty-s-sA' ''
snow Hill. d.
sssONGO RIVER LINE-'st y
nesjay. FOR FOrds. ty.s-t q,
Evans, BoEgs'. Hunting Greek ~. - -,
oCCOHANNOCk RIVER NJ Ia 81,
sunday for Ford :. tIis1e. u l-- --'
Nsndua and OcCGnaEroCk El'ti.
For schedules. maps ard other .-''.
write 70
WILLARD THOMSON, 6e-sia A'--'' ID.
al south street, Hs-,.a...--
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
Notice to Creditors.

MOTT Is HEREBY GIVEN. That the
AZ subscriber. Of Anne Arundel County,
has obtained from the Orphans Court OF
Anne A undel County. n Maryland. letters
Of adm istratf0n on the personal estate OF
CHRIS IAN B0ESSELL. late Of Anne
Arundel County. deceased. All persons hay-
Ing claims against the said deceased. are here
BY warned 10 exhibit the same. with
vouchers thereof. 70 the subscriber, on or
before the
18TH DAY OF JUNE. 1896.
They may otherwise by law. be excluded
from all Dene6tsof the said estate. All per
sons indebted 10 said estate are requested 10
make immediate payment
Given under my hand this srd day OF De
cember. iSs5.
MARGARET BORSSELL.
Annapolis. Nd Administrative.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

3. F. kIIfalTIes. Il Fillmore 81.
had fl.elalSfaftule g. lave hia iesg caught
fls.fureert "a cart and 4 stone and Lzl1 y
bruised. OrdiBaFiig be would have ueea
aid as for tK0 OF three weeks. bat says:
= After using ore EoigleOf ChauIbefl al.l :
Pain Palm fsgsu 20 feel letter. and
Is three DAYS wss entirely WelL. Tie
t.eeglfar soothing qualities Wl4ich Can
leTiaiais PaIm lsaIm lzssesses have
never muticed in aaY either lBlme1lt-
lake pleasure in recommending IL
Tits Imminent i also 81 great value ioE
rheumatism aiid lame tx.ck. For sale
IS FeldmeyeT Bros. City Dr. q store
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

FaTlures il the country for the lIIst
week IS February NeTe S4.05s.boo,
against -. So. so lsst year, and S4,0ss,-
So in 1894. Manufacturing geTe g.
81. ZJ3 against SIS ,S4s last year. AID
81 .5g4 .07z in I-s4. and trading were 81
90. ~ against 81 -. - last year and
=. -. - in Iss4 Failures for tie past
wees have leea 5Zl iii the United State
against go last year. and o. Is Canada
ags,ust 81 last yezr.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

Izse yoa not often tb0ng8t - ron
have seen 0tlleT f-11pses ci48iorel Rliste-
have e Tie tatle. ~ have see1 then car
rel screaming from Ire rOOLa 70 ne pat
e. hsa3. that YOu would Ike - have tie
tra5nlnZ = tlIzi child yourself for - biz
snd see h0E different i would appezrf
Do nOE believe, - weaFe often told that
they are naturally lad tempered ard
eTfss. They come 10 80 just as swesf
tempered ard gentle - thew sezYe TIE
hands - God. and al ibe egIl ismpeFs,
zn5 fEeWns and cTfss WoEcs are : y t.
HscgifiEs nf ourselves Have yOa ever
tBoGEi4f - -
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
500 Reward. s1oo.

The readefs % this paper viii b pleas
e. 10 learn tia. there Is AZ kat one
dreaded disesse mat science las 5ee1
able 10 cure IN al It's sIsges. AID that
i Catarrh tails Caisrrh CuTC Is the
only positive cure known 10 the I1edleai
fraternity. star-h being cOnslitu-
ti0nai disesss requires constitutional
treatment Hale Catarfh IRE Il taken
internally. atti ~ directly on the blone.
AM mucous sasg2 Of the system,
thertt destroying the found zion Of the
disease. aud giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and as
sistinv nature in doing is wO- X The
prDprieiOrs Id e % much faith ia rs
curative powers. that they oftr One
Hundred Dollars for any case that u
fails 10 cure lend for list % te stimon
iais
Address r. CHENEY & CO;
Toledo Ohio
- Sold BY Druggist 7ssc.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, that the sub
~ scrIbeE. OF Anne Arundel county, has OBJ
tanned from the Orphans Court or Anne
miEistratiOn on the personal estate OF HEM
RICH G. r. SCHAEFER. late Of Anne Arun
del County. deceased. All persons having
claims against the said deceased. are hereby
warned 20 exhibit the same. with the voueh-
ers. thereof. 70 the subscriber. on or before
the
a0TH DAY OF MARCH. 1850.
They may otherwise by law. be excluded
from ali BENEFITS Of the said estate. All per
sons indebted 70 said estate are requested 10
make immediate payment.
Given under my hand this 18th day 81 Sep
TENDER. 1876.
Annapolis, Nd Administrator. c. I. a.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

For putting horse in finS is----hy cc-
Gition try Dr. Cady's Condiss--- oKders
They tone up the system, sid d:sr<s- IN, cure
rs q appetite, relieve conStipasinss- correct
Kidney Disorders and destroy ~orzH. giving
new life 20 an old or oyer-Eorked s.s.sse- .
-en4s per package For sale nv druggists
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE.

The Boy or Girl that viii bring us paid
fn-adTanee yearly. or I6 half yearly. or "a
quarterly subscrioera. for THE EvESTSe
CAPITAL. We viii give them a new cushion
tire boys or girls Crusader Bicycle. Can be
seen 81 TIE CAPITAL of5ee. This Is spien-
opportunity tor any enterprlsing boy OF
girl 20 secure a Bicycle. The factory price
~ the wheel - sf5 90.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, that the sub
~ scriber. OF Anne Arundel county. has oo-
tanned from the Orphans Court OF Aune
Arundel county, IN Maryland. Letters OF Ad-
ministration on the personal estate Of EAEL-
INE 7. PINDELI. late Of Anne Arundel coun-
u. deceased. All persons having clalms
exhibit the same, with the vouchers thereof
0 the subscriber, on or before the
18TH DAY OF NAY, 1s8.
They may otherwise. by law. be excluded
from ali benefit OF the said estate. All per
sons indebted 70 said estate are requested e
make immediate payment.
Given under my hard this 18th day Of Nov
ember, 1876.
Cockeysvllle. BALTIC. Co Admr.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

The popularity Of Chamberlain 5 Cough
Remedy and the high esteem in when
il j. held leads Us 10 believe II Ia lie ala
article IL great worth and merit We
have the pleasure Il giving tie expert
eice II these prominent citizens 81 lie
dondu Beach,, Cal. IN the Use Of tile
remedy. Mr. \. Y. Trudeli says: Il
have always received prompt relief when
I used Chamberlain : Cough Remedy.
Mr.. James Orchard says: Il am salts
lied that Chamberlain Cough remedy
cured nv cold. Sir. j. NJ. Hatcher
SAYS. "FOT three years have used CEsm-
berlain > Cough Remedy in my family
and its results have always been salts
f1ct0ry.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

Wien Baby was sci. Ne gave her cassoriA
Wien she vas Child, sss cried for czstorlA-
ygEsen she becans Ills. sic eluag to czsroriA-
When lie lad Ca1dr-1. shs gave C~Ssoria-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

Cnenberlafn's Eye and sl'- ss-asnsn1
Is rnNslgallgi for Erzen-, Tas--E, salt
Rheusn, said Head, Sore Nip.l.-S happed
uasals. Itching Piles, Burns, sa-s Bites,
Chronic Sore SIS and Gramuiat1-- = Lids
For sale - druggists Il - ssents -. box.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

7Frrossxh essaE hes are r'4a On AZ oi tlle 4h1ye
srs-irgs f~.zEesa BzlFiE1UFe Gn1 AcA@k>S.l.-
5000 zhf fruz BzltsZore ever CAY
= ,-s.7 frafuk1 trains leave Annapolis -s@-
ssrE 80 Er11ays At - IL kEeAsGt
- - transporter ~ lOse@f rAte- So I. -
rssrs1lis a. ate AZ .. ~ y. Il
:. g. 3. BEOwS. = "ft@oS 5No~
G.T.kF. AGt- Aen2<eE-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
western Hay'aad Rsos: 49,

IN eject Soyrul5sr g.. Is. ..,.u.
station, Baltimore ss t- a,
4S8s m-Fsst MS. tcr kW.,.,t,..
sect. Glyu1lr. W es-l. .-l- ~ ~.
4 ulou Bridge. Ne.Eae. 49,. 81 E. +.
h4gerstow C., sl1 eI.l ~ >-.ssF b =
port. b &C Y Il.
DAILY. EXCEF- sryrtv
! &--AccCUZCdar5G f.- -a-,r.s...- s.
division Eail Ile test % Fr--. y.
also . 4 b r. t|
: II : m-Msll for points e- NAN Ina ptI
ard y W ruz1s
70 u 4 Macon uqdzttl- Up Es.rr,t..
points on q All.
: = = D-Aecg I-E1 at-ar.0- t.F F-orrE -.
5 = ? m-kIpress for lCrk aCl B4Rft
u , r. Express for points .r r-st. 70.
% Cherry kun B & 4 NM
for points south.
10 , Macon for Emory Grove
% , Macon Ear Ul.1l B-svs.
: V , L. omuntaFlnl f.F Eua-ygt
II - , Macon for Emory Grove.
sUNuAT.
3 o q Macon fer Union trt..sk Ilra
: * = Macon fer LE..l Hr-Fe.
40 , Macon for Emory tr.Fe.
u l0p m--AcCoum0tat.Cl 20 Eua8Gr,
Ticket and baggage or e.. R5E. Baton
AL trains stop az Uu.yu. Pennsylvania
and Fulton stations
J. n HOOD. C. ~ B-H GE.swWali
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

Headquarters for Fine Cigars.
A, HART. manufacturer Of Fine
Cigars. all kinds 81 Chewing and Smok-
ing To 'accO. Always on hand Fine
Assortment II Pipes and Smokers Artl-
cies. Aag Stale ~ Cigar Made o. Or
der "a Shortest Notice.
4. HART IS Nd Avenue,
Annapolis Nd.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

Eonody need have Neuralgia Get DIR Miles
Pain Pits from druggists One cent a dcrss :
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
SOUVENIR or ANNAPOLIS.

A pretty novelty in form Of m
Album Of IS nicely bound Photo
tTravures Of Annapolis, State House
College and Naval Academy.
SoIed at the Low Price of $I.75.
Also a 50 page Album Of Naya
Academy. only with Cadet GROUPS
etc, at 50 so.
/ cordially invite my customers anC
patrons 10 examine both Albums
Respectfully,
Mrs. IT. SCHAEFER.
IA Main street. lis
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
r. r. TIME SCHEDULE
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scaass.s u exert 81 ana after set y. la


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49, i ss-sssss % Esz5fdEalfe @l2 rezs-rl--
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-. Cu-oMEs- Geng Manager
4 BRAS Seeey zE44 ] rszslzer
50 TAPxoN. LrAa1 master
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17

kasf Llse- 1sig. ~ .-.
Grg1 ~ -FolGts M
Eei1-.y ssllE Katie. .s. ..
Pittsts4as an as az .lf
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3 e. e. .r1
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cgat1westerU rsrre-, -....
r.Ltsls1rg. lc4ll.t a-- A..
Paste Express, !. = u
L1Lc&lsQ- 4usa1 a. va
Cleveland except >a--s-s.
foF the NoEta- -ezs 6 ,-s-
ssxFrsss =! 8 r.. asessE -zs. f..- a
liAn-sis9rt. E-l-ir-- ans l.., .5...-
Eeek days hpl1esr.r a.. ..-a. Va
> 3 n daily sG,~E SAT-. -ss. "a
q daily. -t.t't "A
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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
RALIz~
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Trans arrive A. AID 49,.
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car a. o-sa1 sas
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-02-17
Headquarters for Fine Cigars.

- Sold by Druggist 75c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
Frank and Free.

One of the interesting features of the
annual Tuskegee conference was wom-
ans conference, under the presidency
of Mrs Washington. A visitor writes
that during the frank and free discus
sion many wise, witty and sad things
were said. 1t is appalling to discover
what ignorance and degradation, what
soualor and filth can exist in this age of
civilization and progress. When the wife
has to 60 out and work all day in the
fields. there is small chance for a tidy
ca bin for her family. Personal neatness
and cleanliness in One-room cabin are
almost impossible things. Not only do
seven or eight persons live in little hut
8 by u. or even smaller, but sometimes
such family actually takes boarders.
A member of one of these families was
asked how they got along, living in such
a fashion. 1--WE got along right we'll.
was the reply, ''till de gen'Pman. III the
middle of the room took boarders. Sue.
a story is almost too tragic to be fun
nv. Some of the facts stated about
keeping children clean are worth relat-
ing. One woman declared that she
washed her children's hands and faces
three times day-and this information
she gave IS if priding herself on her
thoroughness. II washes de children ev-
cry day said another; ode little ones,
and l gives 'em another set of gear
An I says to de older ones: I'm .gOln
tuh smell of yo' an see if yo're clean.
Cause / can't bear nothin' onpeculiar to
de natural SMELL
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
A KENTUCKY BRIDGE.
1t is Wonder in the Engineering an
Architectural World.

1t is Wonder in the Engineering and
Architectural World.
A new bridge to be erected over the
Tennessee river at Knoxville, while not
to be of unusual size, will be, the en-
gineer in charge says, wonder in the
engineering and architectural world. 1t
is to be built entirely of pink marble,
quarried in Knox county and within a
few miles of the site. 1t will be 1900
feet long from ''out to OUT of abut-
ments, and will be 24O feet long in the
main spans of arch which, it is claimed,
is 20 feet longer than the longest arch
in the world. 1t will rise at the crown
of the channel spans 1O5 feet above the
water, making it decidedly imposing
structure. 1t is to be solid marble
bridge from side to side, with a 5O-foot
roadway over 100 feet above water, with
the four largest spans in the world The
immense arches will be 8 feet deep at
the keystone, 10 feet at the skewbacks,
or spring lines, and will spring from piers
80 feet high and 40 feet wide. The piers
go to solid rock, the substrncture lime
stone, y feet below the water surface
at the bridge site. The arches AMI
spandrel filling will be constructed of
sawed marble slabs, with heavy blocks
on pilasters every Is feet, projecting
above the wall proper and giving what
might be called a semi-castellated effect.
New York Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
Evidence OF Tragic Death.

A ranchman on Willow creek, sixty
miles north of Casper, Wyo., made a
CHASTITY find while riding through draw
near his ranch. 1t consisted of the
rusty barrel and rotten stock of rifle,
broken and lying near the skull and
other bones Of human being. The
Weather-beaten bones and dilapidated
gun gave evidence that they had lain
where found for at least twenty years,
and told the story of death either at
the hands of sayages or wild animals
The ramrod was broken in the barrel
and the rifle was evidently broken while
being used as club. The only lettering
that could be found on the remnants of
the gun We're the words, IN. p. Demar-
est, Rochester,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
Catarrh Canmot Re Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they can
not reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure Il you must take internal
remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is
not quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by
one of the best physicians in this country
for years. and is a regular prescription. 1t
is composed OF the best tonics known. COM
bined with the best blood purifiers. acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. The per-
feet combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
+. j. CHENEY 4 CO.. Props, Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
Wisconsin Patents.

Patents for the following Wisconsin
inventors are reported for this week by
Erwin, Wheeler & Wheeler, So and SO
Loan and Trust building. Milwaukee,
Wis. These attorneys will furnish the
Inventors Handbook" free on request
L. II. Clark, Fond du Lac. assgr. piston
rod packing; r. p. Clark. Milwaukee, abut-
ment guard mechanism for bridges; Hen
~ l.. Gates, Milwaukee, assgr.. jacketed
can; Warren S. Johnson, Milwaukee. Their
mostat: s. A. Tenney. Hartland. bow facing
and self-feathering oar; John Foster & Co.,
Beloit, boots and shoes two trademarks).
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09

Because he mad palpitatfon Of the
heart, Mr.. A. J. Allen determined
to quit smoking. He thought the
tobacco habit was the cause of his
trouble, but when he ceased
smoking the pulsations of the heart
were more violent than ever. Mr..
Allen is registered chemist of
Lynn, Mass, and at second thought
he concluded that, if tobacco wasn't
the cause, it must be acute dys-
pepsia. His knowledge Of chemistry
naturally prompted him to take
Ripans Tabules, we'll knowing
their efficacy in disorders of the
stomach, liver and bowels. Quick
relief followed, and now there is
no more distress in the region Of
his heart. But the remarkable part
of Mr.. Aliens experience follows:
He decided to forego smoking
anyhow, and discovered that Ripans
Tabules not only satisfied the
longing for tobacco, which all
smokers are familiar with, but at
first he actually looked forward
with pleasure to the three periods
each day when he took the Tabules.
Mr. Allen no longer smokes, and
has no desire to, nor does he take
the Tabules. He is we'll man. and
does not need medicine Of any
kind. Mr.. Allen believes Ripans
Tabules will prove powerful aid
to any man who desires to abandon
the tobacco habit.
Ripans Tabules sold by drugglsts or by mail n
he price go cents box Is sent to The Ripans Cheml.
nal, 10 cents.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
FAT WOMAN BREAKS UP A HOME.

Is Made Correspondent in a Pittsburg
Divorce Suit.
A fat woman museum freak was the
correspondent in divorce suit heard in
Pittsburg. She was Miss Della Beck
and had been on exhibition in local curio
halls Mrs. Rebecca S. Rogers was the
plaintiff and Nathaniel Rogers the de-
PENDANT Mrs. Rogers claimed her hus-
band brought the fat woman home. There
was no chair in the house large enough
to accommodate her so she sat on the
bed. The latter broke down. Mrs. Rog-
ers viewed the wrecked furniture and or
dered the fat woman from the house.
Then she says her husband knocked her
down The divorce suit resulted.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09

nIs lar guest. He asked her how she
Vas aple 70 divine his intention so clear
WV IL regard to this particular man.
Why, she said that was not diff.
cut. You brought him home to dinner
one DAY, and that of itself made me sus-
pect. linen at the table you set before
MN Your choice Johannisberg wine, and
! knew from that moment that he had
10 chance of appointment. The man
Mno mas your Johannesburg is to be let
down easy
says the Philadelphia Record: 1.-The
wife Of well-known newspaper man has
Two SICK children and Washerwoman
Inc children have just recovered from
shgnt illness, and the washerwoman has
a bronchial trouble. Yesterday she
ealed on her patroness and in Wheel
to cure her cold. The patroness referred
ner TO doctor and offered to give her a
note to certain physician. He is a
homeopathic, said the newspaper
mans wife, and good one. wouldn't
nave any other kind of a Doctor A
homoeopathistv replied the washerwom-
an. Whats that? He may be all right,
but | have to have doctorin' What's
the matter with tryin' this new Monroe
doctorin' that l read about in the pa
pers?"
An Engnsnman and Welshman had
a heated argument as to the relative
merits of their respective nations.
!, Why" said the Englishman, ''before
the Roman invasion the Welsh were
barbarians, as your language will show
Your word for bridge is 'pont,' which
IS derived from the Latin 'pons,' and
shows that before the Romans came you
mad no bridges. Again, your Welsh for
plough, 'aradr,' is derived from the Latin
'aratrum.' [ could give you hundreds
of other proofs"
Then retorted the amused Cymro,
by the same process of reasoning, as
.dant' comes from the Latin 'dens,' you
hold that before the Romans came the
Welsh had no hv'-London Answer.
II hear" said the condoiing mission
airy, that your first wife has passed
into the beyond"
Yes" sighed the native: 81 shall new
er forget how sweet and tender she was
Now my present wife is entirely differ
ent; shall have to have her parboiled."
New York Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-04-09
The Evolution

Of medicinal agents is gradually relegat-
ing the old-time herbs, pills, draughts
and vegetable extracts to the rear and
bringing into general use the pleasant
and effective liquid laxative, Syrup of
Figs. To get the true remedy see that it
is manufactured by the California Fig
Syrup Co. only. For sale by all leading
druUviStS