The morning times., 1896-01-26

WILHELM'S HOME RULE.
Today the kaiser has his brother-iu-law,
Leopold, IN prison for being negiectfui of
his wife when she was i'll. Leopoid's wife
is the kaiserin's sister. He has Bismarck re-
moved from power. Friendly, but mot in
It," He has Russia afraid of him, Japan
beseeching him, France looking with sheep s
eyes toward him, and England quaking
and getting out her best forces to defend
herself against him. Pretty good FOR man
only the ge of a cotiilion leader. Banish-
ing his mother from the castle was his first
victory. Banishing Bismarck was his Sec
oud. Since then he has had six others
Wilhem's strong points show on the sur
face of him. No one looking at that strong
fist and firm chin could ooubt him TO be 4
man extraordinary. The very curl OF MS
mustache shows it. The kaiser is the most
Interesting object Of analytical study
known.
The strongest point of the kaiser's make
up is his nose. 1t was that long. straight
nose with the hump in the middle, that first
brought the name of Wilhelm TO public
notice. That was year alter ne came INTO
power The first move of that nose was TO
become tyrannical arbitrary, and agrees
i've. II shifted around for abuses and CURED
itself ut the chip upon the owners shoulder.
Bismarck would not take any notice or the
imperial chip and was knocked down in
con sequence. The man who made the
German empire with the old kaiser, was
sent off TO a country place to pass the rest
OF his days hoeing caDDage- Anu al on
account Of a nose!
wine ms ears have always been a source
o. identification 10 him. Once he sent the
einpress' lady-in-waiting from the room
! cause she made a remark about large
e.rs. The enperor's ears have broad,
Spreading trait at the top. that would cause
his imperial highness to make very merry
were il upon anybody else
THE EAR THAT KISSES.
But thr kaiser can thank his stars for that
ear. 1t 4; the ear OF generosity. Ii be
hadn't -sl.ed 1t he would never have lis
tened T. The voice OF the people and for
given Bismarck. That ear heard the roar
OF ..Hucf Bismarck" and to Friedrichsruh
he went. lie met Bismarck half way.
Bismarck wearing gray cloak of the same
material as trs- cmperor's coat. They fell
upon each OF and shed tears, and that
generous ear ef his offered the old favorite
anvthing he wanted. even ''to half Of my
kingdom"
II am yogr war-lord," said the en-
peror in one q his speeches, when he was
getting the ..eople broken into his in
trepidity. When he said this his head was
ereci, his cil.n orlheld and his mustachios
curlcd until more dashing than brave
hussar's If that chin had been levellcd
a little closer 10 the face; if it had been more
retrea.in.: il it had been more rounding,
less OF 4 chin, that speech would never have
bee nmade. Look among your friends for
the kaiser chin, and you'll find tyranny
along with it. Never fails!
That booted foot is Il singular thing. 1t
is the kaiseI'S only foot. No, not quite,
bat his hes, foot. He keeps il forward.
If the kaiser cocs any fighting he Will he
known as the warrior who went tn battle
with one limp foot ard one useless hand. 4
Wilhelm from his birth has had partial
paralysis of one-aalf the body. particularly
affecting Tie hand. THIS disabled arm he
keeps vel o5t of sight or places it In
some clever way. His courtiers forget he
has it. Other men with his infirmity would
be miserable with il. Wilhelm does not
know IL is an iniirmiiy. i
That one able foot, well hio.ed, Is the
foot that steps forward sometimes too soon,
but continually forward. II is the foot
that steps into China VIXEN Il foot isn't
needed there. II is The foot that points
toward Russia wien the Russians wish it \
world stay away. 1t is the foot that would
Ike 70 tread over the Japanese territory
with feeling of ownership. and may yet.
The kaiscr's eye is of The pc that is
known as eccs.nsric. II can hc uiSf oysred
by drooping lid over q veryNbrie.t eye.
Pracfi,si oksrs have this eye riry Sl.am