New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


According to London papers over fi.OD0W h
paid for advertisements in the metropolitan tournah
every year This Is equivalent TO between "a and q
per capita of the population. The more this amount
is increased the more business will be done.
Ambiguous-Bridegro om-U Unfortunately I shall b
unable TO go to the Geological Garden with you to-
morrow. WIN you not so alone and look at the
Bride (tendery)-Dear Adolph. when you are not
with me- | have no interest In monkeys-Megsen-
DORIS Batter.
The Sultan OF Turkey, to the disappointment 4
many toung men, has issued an trade calling home
all Turks studying at foreign universities At The
expense OF the Government The reason gwen 10
the tendency of the students TO take part In revolt
t.onary movements after their return home.
Crimsonbeak-I see the horse has not lost BIZ
prestige entirely,
Il read in the, paper. Yesterday that they hung
only gave a fellow thirty days for 'psnching
bicycle "-(Yonkers Statesman
The Albany Vigilance League. OF which MATTHEW
Hale Is president, is making active efforts to propa'
gate its principles In the city OF Albany faas
principles are the absolute separation OF munfcbai
from State and National politics. government
on strict business principles for Albany. ~ a.
tension of Civil Service Reform principles IN
pure municipal politics.
THE COMING OF CIRCUS-TIME.
When the promises Of June-time come to thrill th1
And the sun beats hot upon the dusty road;
When the lavish locust-biossoms spill thef ps'
And parchei rocks rise where once tho rive
The Bird songs lose the charm which has delighted
In vain the zephyrs chant their tree-top lay
OF IN IN
You want to hear the steam-piano play.
Oh. the hurry and the scramble where the p0i'ass
azure arch
Reflects on us the suns o'er-genial glow! =.
And the eager happy faces, all along the line
Where the band keeps crowds in rhythm as they
Your wildwood lodge philosopher; your eonfem'
All lose their charm beneath the mystic sway 49,
OF the biowy stretch OF canvas and the neius
with sawdust strewed.
You would rather hear the steam-piano pay
Washington Star
In an article in 1.-THE Yale Medical Journal Dr.
Edwin A. Down combats the popular impression
that insanity Is increasing. He says that the IN
for the last twenty years. shown by tne o"'
cial records Is comparatively trhing ana Is ino''
than accounted for by the change In condiioh'
which has resulted in sending 10 Insane asyiu'n'
many persons who were previously kept IN aa''
houses in private families. and not rechoneu "
making up the record of the insane
BY ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS here did you
say that would rather drink than eat!
Wickwre-Why. no. not exactly.
.Well what ds did you say" or we're to 20 sors
meal to a place where you had TO go through 80 ~
bar to get TO the dining-room the chanvSes .sJs
that you would come out hungry -Qna'a"A'N~
Journal.
An examination will be held by the National cNa
the place of assistant agrostologst. Department.
Agriculture. at a salary OF $3.50 per annum- I.'
subjects of the examination will be economic ~
tology. systematic agrostology. principles o. as'
culture French, German and Latin. Tne eAA"
ton will be held In Washington and In otne' s,s.
cities where there are applicants. Persons u's.-
to compete should obtain application olanh' ms.
the Civil Service Commission and file their app"N-
lions at once.
Peasants In an art museum-Son-Fathe'' wy
have the pictures frames! ,eu
Father-Stupid fellow that the painters e"' "
where TO stop-tDas Echo.
The first circular OF the Thomas s GARRISON
mortal School OF Technology. at Potsdam ~ -
has been issued. 1T has been founded as ~
rlal. 1t says ito whose thought and enefs,
while living. expended In trying 10 heip sun" 80.
fortunate individual. and whose personal e"A.s
was good example of moral recttude 'i. 80
son. before his sudden death. was quietly u'"s
formulate some plan which could be put IN W
tlon, whereby young men were TO nave 'ne '" "A
tunity OF working under competent super'"
thus learn some trade to be followed as q msa-
earning their livelihood. This idea was eo h,'u
with him. and had he lived 10 would undoavt "A
have been put in operation. The present P.,rs
carry out his wish to aid young men anu ~
women who show desire TO aid themselves
Ing most excelently carried out by the s'" N'..,,
support and advice Of the Misses clarks'"'
OF the deceased"
seventy-two million pounds OF wa.e,m vii b
what the railroad and fruit men esu n,valent 10
raised In Florida this year. rms u g, ea nd would
make a chain OF watermeions eoI nl., - Wash.
further than from Jacksonville TO the SS o,onshed
ington. what a picture 10 cause r,,e "a broaden
smile the face of the averasr h srrv these mel
into a laugh of great gadness. 10 80 ,s he neces.
ons TO market a train OF 5000 cars wo s,san mles
sary and this train would be near ,.an persuaslca
long But our friend OF the Az" into a look Of
need not change his glad shn n mslons are MOI
ugubrious meditation. All these .e ~ stsy right
rning 10 leave Florida Some are goins 70 ii, and
xjth ns and this summer kodak nenu a grape
happy snapshot on the shady sue y, melon rndA
vine fence In the shape OF Two e1~peies dancing
a slaenIng negro with a rim OF nv. .h RailrIad
war dance around his yawnins ,ny ~ three tines
men ssv that this years crop WIN 20 .sr ana tM
Larger in Florida than ihat o. ,s nrices a. there
prospects are brighter for De.'ss kaorSia 70 CO.,
VIII be only half melon .:sslnoss. fIoR =
pete with.-tFlo<Ha