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INDIGESTION.
As q Result OF II, Thcre Wore
Many Disorders
Tho Disease WIN Create tho symptoms
OF Heart Disease. Kidney Dis
ease. Etc.

Prom the Stcsdard- Dsion, B,oc'SiBn, " L.
Few women have had n more miserable
existence and lived 10 tell the tale than Mrs
Auna l.. Smith of Sll Pulaski Avenue
Brooklyn. With all the comforts that money
affords, with all the happiness that many
Smiths life was blasted for Years by the
terrible ravages of sickness. The story is
most interesting rs told TO reporter:
II was AN invalid for years, suffering first
with one complaint and then with another.
My case was truly that OF complication OF
diseases, due To AN accident which received
some years ago. Tho thing which caused me
the most discomfort and made me offensive
ton imaginable. made all around me
miserable by my sufferings, and was most
miserable myself. had the best physician
we could find. and occasionally his prc-
scrtptions relieved me temporarily But
the pains and misery would all soon return
again. becamo desperate, and started in
To try remedies of which l read Among
them werc the Pink Pills. Their appear,
ance captivatcd me instantly, for l am a
great believer in the beautiful. 1 took the
pills aud followed out tho directions 10 the
letter, and before many DAYS began To feel
like different woman For six weeks 1
took the pills regularly, and can truthfully
add after that was as well as any one In
the family. This change for the better in my
condition has caused my relatives and
friends To take the pills. We buy them nil
from the drug store OF John Duryca, at the
corner of DE Kalb and Summer Avenues
81 assure YOU it was impossible for me TO
oversee my household for three years Now
visit my kitchen every day, do my own
marketing and shopping; in a word. look
after everything connected with my home
and family.
"oh, yes, still keep taking the pills. I
take one daily after dinner. Prevention.
you know, IL better ard cheaper than cure.
verify believe one half OF the women
who are suffering from the ills which our
sex are heir to would be up and well IL they
could be induced To give the Pink Pills n
fair trial. j certainly recommend them
heartily and feel grateful To the physician
who put them on the market
Mrs. Smith Is woman OF some means
and standing in the community and, there
fore. her testimony will be accepted with
out question by all thoughtful people
DIR. Williams Pink Pills Tor Pale Pcople
contain all the elements necessary 10 give
new life and richness TO the blood and re
store shattered nerves. They may be had
OF all druggists or direct by mail from In,
DR. Williams Medicine Company, Science
tady, N. v, at Zoe. per box, or six boxes foi
go, and are never sold in bulk or by the
dozen or hundred.
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IioIIcd sour Arnlca.

Sour apples cooked in the Gay ere
preferred by many ~ baked ones. Wire
the apples. remove the stems and make
four or five upright slaslcs in the SKIN
II each. 20 prevent bursting; arrange
thc fruit on the bottom oi par. aid
onc-fourth of an inch Of water. cover
closely and cook in the oven OF uDon
the range until the apples are done
but not broken. The seeds add faint
almond flavor. This method Is as cae s.
as baking in an open pan. and The ap.
pies are not likely io be- burned when
roJked In this WY BOSTON Glole.
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iOWA'S LITTLE LESSON.
Democratic Free Trader Compelled &c
Close His Wooden Factory


Republicans in the First district will
recall the Gear-Seerlcy congressional
campaign of 1890, in which Mr.. Neck.
proprietor of the Bonaparte WOODEN
mills. came to the aid of the latter by
advocating his election and tariff re-
FORM" Coming from manufactures
OF wooden goods, the declaration i'm IN
vor of free wool could not fail TO have
influence with the voters, and Mr.. Seer
ley was elected. Two years later Seer
icy was left at home and Gov. Gear re-
turned TO congress, but the democrat =;
elected the president and gained n mo-
Jority in both houses Of congress. Then
followed tariff reform" and free wool
ana chance 20 test Mr.. Meek's
theories. He now has free wool. and on
the basis OF his phrophecics must be o.
high tide of prosperity. his mill run
ming day and night and his employees al
drawing increased wages.
Instead of that, however. we find Mr.
Meek is trying TO sell 10 the state FOR
the sum Of $4,000 the dam that fun.
hishes the water power for his mill. and
the keosauqua Democrat. whose politics
is indicated 10y its title published in o.
neighnoring town in the same county.
tells this plain. un,arniShed tale" 20
hitting sequel 20 the memorable cam
paign OF lsgO-92:
About tho blucst prosI ect this town ever
tad is right now. The factory will So
stopped for an Indefinite period Of time
perhaps the proprietors have no idea whom
they VIII start up again Hair the ham.
are laid on now. and Whom they run out .
as they style d.. all viii Do ont ~ work n
ls not an uncommon thing for factory %
STOP running az the beginning Of winter.
tut right on the heels Of spring the st3puiur
lortbodcs something that causes a rrea.
cfal or concern and anxiety. EveryboF.
leeis blue In consequence of TO- 10 Is sal.
'he factory is running at a loss"
" an Iowa wooden mill runs NJ n los.
with free WOOL for raw material and
the markets Of the world" open for i.s
output. and at the same time the Iowa
wool growers are also heavy losers by
the depreciation in the value Of both
sheep and wool, il will be necessary for
some one 10 sit up nights and labor viii,
the voters of Iowa 90 convince them "a
democratic reform tariff IS the kind CT
thing for which they arc hunkerinp.
burlington Hawk-Eye. March Is. 1880.
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TRAMP WAS MILKING THE COW.
Engineers Tale Illustrating the Nom
chaiance of the American Hobo.

1t was away back i'm the '1Os," said
an old engineer. 81 was pulling the
limited east from Council Bluffs TO Chi.
cago over the Rock Island. The night
was bitter cold. We had gone about 20
miles out and had stopped at nigln
office for orders, and had started uu
again. when the fireman reached over
and said. There is hobo on the pilot:
saw him get on at the depot Sure q
! said. Go out on the running board
and see il he's there yet The fireman
did as he had been ordered TO do and
returned with the information that
the hobo was still there. Well sad
I, its bitter cold night. and IL he can
stand IT out there / am willing he
should ride with me- And on we went
toward Chicago, with old 2l1' barking
like sixty at the low joints ahead. and
forgetful OF our 'head-cnd' passenger
on the pilot. V no had ceased to have any
existence for us.
by and by. by the faint glimmcringo OF
the headlight. thought saw ahead
what seemed TO be "a bunch OF cattle on
the track. AS we approached il the
'N'''' T'' hi''i W b'bN luIEfT. II now
was too late TO do anything. 80 / inst
pulled her wide open. and old 2ii hit
that bunch OF cattle LA biz. TO parn-
phrase the language of Ternyson. who
glidcs into raptures Of admiration o5cr
the charge OF the light brigade ~
IiaIaklava. there was just simply cattle
10 the right Of us, cattle 10 the left ~
as and cattle iH the rear OF Us. but none
any more in front OF us. After IL xas
all over our thoughts reverted to he
hobo on the pilot go out and see (
he is still Their. / said"
Well" said an old shack. under
whose feet the frosts Of many winters
had cracked. as he wendell his way
in the dark over many a long train Of
box cars. and who had been listening 10
the story Well" said he, twas be
killcd?"
NO replied the engineer. There
he sat as large rs any hobo could ST on
the pilot with an oyster cIn milking
one Of those burned cows"
And the old man wcut on his vay.
vcnturimg something as be- left about
the life Of tho average American hobo
being ON par with tbc pro,crbinl nine
lives Of the feline we have all heard so
often about. Dallas CT,NJ News.
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Los ANGELES expert estimates that
by electrical power transmission some
$4,000 horsepower or more may be de
vclopcd IN the accessible Sierra Nevada
canyons. Experiments have shown. ho
says. that the power may bc delivered
ns chcaPly as any in the United States.
Another expert believes that over $50.
OOO, horse power nay be easily devcl.
opcd in tie mountains and transmitted
10 the adjacent cities and towns. This
will be sufficient 20 prop,. every street
car. elevator and printing press In Cal.
ifornia, to heat and illuminate the
whole commonwealth. aud 10 run all
kinds Of factories needed in the state
for the next ten years.
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CONSTANTLY IN A TREMOR.
A Now York Street Has q Chronic Gaze Of
tho Shivers-

A section Of Twenty-sixth street, New
York. daily enjoys sensat tons similar
TO those caused by n constant success.
sion of earthquake shocks. Every
thing In the vicinity trembies as IL suf-
fering from n mild attack OF the ngue.
IL Is really. says the New York Jour
nal. perpetual motion. There II club
house in this section. right In the center
of the trembling district. A recent Wis
itor. one who had not been there be-
fore, noticed that objects on the man tel
or elsewhere always moved slightly,
and that he himself felt strange vi
bration.
The friend with whom he was dining
laughed at his uncasiness. Its al-
ways that way here" he said. Its
only little shake. perhaps the hun
dredth part of an inch, but it's pcrpet-
ual. Some day l fear the building will
shake TO pieces all at once. Just like
the wonderful onc-horse shay The
cause? Oh. it's that electric light pIapt
opposite. Engines and dynamos rum
ming all the time. Enough steam power
~ eNcrted to blow the block TO Jericho:
enough electricity generated 10 light n
square mile brilliantly every night. All
the houses around here shake. re.
member when this block was n most
exclusive residential ncighborhood.
Now at least half Of 1.-THE half that
shakes most-is given over TO small
shops and cheap theatrical boarding
houses. There's one pleasanter aspect,
however, to this vibration"
Then the clubman performed pleas
ing experiment. He requested the ca
terer to bring him glass OF milk. some
rum, ice and sugar. These he blended.
after which he placed the glass upon
the window sill. "In three minutes"
eald the clubman, lit will be n perfect
milk shake"
III was no eXnggerntion. The vibra-
t'on' though annoying. at least supplied
enc want.
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Hon. John Dallcl. NJ G.. OF Penn.
syl'ania, recently said: what this
country wants is more revenues through
the custom houses. more men in the
mines. more blazing furnaces, more face
tories. more mills. rhe music Of moro
spindies. more and cheaper transporta-
ton facilities, a wider field for latOr.
an enlarged home market, more con-
sumption 90 stimulate production. 90
increase wages and to decrease the
hours Of labor" These necessary and
much-desired conditions can only be
brought about by return to the policy
Of protection TO American Industries.
such as we enjoyed in 1870 and lsy2.
when our industries were protected and
our treasury receipts were adequate 60
meet the requirements Of tde gfveto-
mint.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-05-06

The readers OF this paper will be pleased
TO learn that there Is ut least ono dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure An
all its stages, and that IN Catarrh Halls
Satarrh Curo II the only positive cure
known 10 the medical fraternity. Catarrl
being constitutional disease, requires d
constitutional treatment Halls Cntarri
Cure Is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF IN,
system, thereby destroying the foundation
or tho disease and giving tho nnfien,
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing it's work. The
proprietors have so much faith I'm its curn
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
dollars Tor any case that IL fails To cure
Send for list OF testimonials
Address I. J. CHENEY a. Co, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, zoe.
Halls Family Pills nrc the best.
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They Are Paid Out OF the Reserve Accu-
muIated Under Protection.



Annual Report, 1875 Annual Report 1895
BToUt ......... lf5 .Z2T Profit l-2 ~
Dividend. p per cent. Dividend & per cent.
Carried forward --- card forward CtG(s
'The profit Of GI5.Z23 being insufficient TO
meet The payment Of "a dividend. the direr-
tors took CO. $50 49, ad from the reserve
fund 20 az 90 cover Et5.4%7 rs "a. de-
hcieucy This enabled them to pay per
cent dividend for 1884,
=. AND a. H.srY coMrA~Y. United. BRAD
FORD
Annual Report. 1895 Annual Report, 1897
Profit ....... . EG2.GIl. rONt .......... Cqj.sNl
Dividend = per cent Dividend z per cert
Reserve fund Esl con Reserve fund Etu.f0D
Carried forward. lo11iCsr'd forward E16.70S
Although only seven per cent. diti-
Gend was paid, yet the chairman ct-
planned that the company had really
earned r. per cent. but that this was
one Of the years when twas prudent 80
add large SUM 90 the reserve fund.
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Mr.. Winks - Been west. Ell: Poo
pie out there arc full o. life and energy.
! suppose?
Mr.. Minks-Yes, indeed: they have
20 be.
Always on the rush. eh?"
"Ics. in cold weather. just tell you.
folks who depend OF soft coal 70 Keep
warm where the thermometers so 20
degrees below zero. have 70 keep on the
ush with coal scuttles, or freehf - y
Y. Weekly.
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LOW TARIFF AND HIGH PRICES

A Case Where the Theory Does Not Meet
the Condition.
Under the Mckinley tariff the duty
upon boots and shoes was % per cent.
ad valorem. The free-traders' idea be
ing that the customer pays the tax, and
DESTROYS of relieving the burdens OF
labor. they lowered the wicked McKin-
ley rate down to 20 per cent. rubbing
their hands with glee and satisfaction
because they had, in their imagination,
Tarin Reduced Five Per Cent In 1904
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FUTURE OF THE TREASURY.
Reduction 81 the Deficit DcpcndeBt on
Trade Conditions

These headlines are from a free trade
paper. the journal OF Commerce and
Commercial Bulletin Of New York. Tho
treasury department. through its rec
ognized apoloRist and mouthpicce. an
length appreciates the fact that the
condition Of the national treasury IL
dependent upon the general condition
Of business. Such confession must
have been bitter dose for the demo
cratic officials TO swallow because il has
always been regarded as rank heresy
among free trade theorisfs.
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Free Attendant s~rv,e.-rhe North w..s-


A new departure has been inangura,sd n
The chicago passenger statlvn OF the North
western Limo Chicago n North Western
R'y) which will be found a great cOnveu.
icncc to the travelling public. A corps OF
render both incoming and outgoing pas-
scngers all necessary Alteration, directing
them To carriages, omnibuses aud street
cars, carrying hand baggage. assisting per-
sous IN feeble health. aud making them
selves useful IN every way In their power.
The attendants wear blue uniforms and
bright nd caps. and the service IL entirely
Tree. The Northwestern Line Il tho
through-car route between Chicago ana ~.
paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, Ashland. Council
Sums, Omaha, Sioux City. Denver, Salt
Lake San Francisco, Portland and MANY
othcrimportant cities OF the west aud north.
west.
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a Trinity OF Ev,ia.

Biliousness, sick headache and irregular
ity of the bowels accompany each other. To
tho removal of this trinity OF evils Hostel
ter's stomach Bitters In specially adapted.
IL also cures dyspepsia, rheumatism, ma
larial complaints, biliousness. nervousness
ana constipation. The most satisfactory
results follow fair trinl. Use IL daily.
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A SHINING EXAMPLE of wha,

A SHINING EXAMPLE OF what
may be accomplished by never vary
Ing devotion TO single purpose is
seen in the history of the Mccormick
Harvesting Machine Co., Chicago.
For os years they have simply been
building grain and grass.eutting ma
chlnery, and while there are probably
forty manufacturers in this line. II is
safe TO say that the Mccormick
Company builds one-third OF alI
the binders, reapers and mowers used
throughout the entire world.
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sugar GROVER. slck.

The - gar-beet growers Of Pajaro and
Salinas alleys, regardless Of party NJ
hIiations. are in favor Of protection 10
American industries, since Cleveland's
tariff tinkering has cost them one dollar
Ia ton on their beets. - Suisun Zeal
Eourier.
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FRS stopped FREQ by DR.. Kllno's Grca,
Nerve Restorer No fits after first days use
Marvellous cures. Treatise and 9, trial bot
tie free. DIR. Kline, g3i Arch ST., Phila, Pa
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PIso's CuRE cured me of n Throat and
Lung trouble OF three years standiug.-E.
CADY, Huntington, Ind, Nov. IL, 1884.
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The act OF worship Is among all creation
Indigenous aud peculiar To man. Melville.
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MAMMA, why do they call II the weather
ourcnut" Because the top drawer is gen.
orally in such frightful mess, l suppose. y
Chicago Record
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POETRY Fen. She ,scntlmcntaiivl-
what poetry there Is In fire. lie tsadiy)
Yes; great deal of my pretty poetry
has gone there. "-uurpcr 3 Bazaar.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1896-05-06

FARLEY and surrender mean the same
thing where virtue In concerned Mime de
Maiutpnnu
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A VICTORY In twice itself when the nchiev-
or brings home full numbers. - shakespeare.
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Gladness Comes

MIith better understanding OF the
w transient nature OF the many phys-
ical ills. which vanish before proper ef-
forts-gcntlc cnorts-pleasante fforts--
rightly directed. There II comfort In
the knowledge. that so many forms 81
sickness are not due tn any actual dis
ease. but simply to n constipated condi-
ton of the system. which the pleasant
family laxative. Syrup OF Figs. prompt
ly removes. That In why II II the only
remedy with millions of families. and Il
everywhere esteemed NO highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due 10 the fact. that II IL the
one remedy which promotes Internal
cleanliness without facilitating the
organs ON which II acts IL In therefore
nil Important, in order To get its bene-
fetal effects, 10 note when You pur-
chase. that you have the genuine arti-
Gle, which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by
oil reputable druggists
IL In the enjoyment Of good health,
and the system In regular. laxatives or
other remedies are then not needed ~
afflicted with any actual disease. ono
may be commended tn the most slgiiiful
physicians. but II I'm need OF n laxative.
one should have the best, aud with the
well-informed everywhere. Syrup OF
Figs stands highest and In most Largely
used and gives most general satisfaction
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-04-09
.LEbECK & CORN
FOREST CITY.

Land Agent Mccormick, of the Hill
side Coal and Iron company, was in
town on business yesterday.
Republican caucuseS We're held in the
borough Tuesday evening to elect dele
gates to the county convention to be
held at Montrose today (Thursday).
There was no strife for the honor. All
was as peaceful and as still as the mist
settling on the hill. W. j. Maxey and
T. {. Manner We're chosen as delegates
from the First ward. and DR.. +. l..
Grander and w. Fl. Wildenberger will
represent the Second ward Republic
cans. A practical joker voted for F..
J. Osgood in the First ward, but that
gentleman at about the same time was
among the stalwarts in the "ring-
bound" second actually casting his bal
lot for the boys" Fred has tumbled
on the right side Of the fence at last
and here's hoping that he'll stay there.
"A Hunchback's Love- was produced
at Davis Opera house Tuesday night,
by the Bubb Comedy company. The
members Of the troupe are very clever
actors and their presentation of the
play was good. A fair audience was
present. Last night Roger. the Out
cast" was well played, with Newton
Beers as Roger.
Rev. j. L. Williams will preach in the
Baptist church Sunday evening next
on Divorce"
The wyoming association of Congre-
gational churches will hold its eleventh
semi-annual meeting at Vandling
Tuesday, April IA, at Vandling. The
Fourth semi-annual meeting of the Sun.
+, day school union will be held at the
same place Wednesday, April 15.
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NOTES.

Maxwell colliery. No. 20, is idle be-
cause Of a cracked steam chest on the
hoisting engine.
A concert will be given by the minis
terial choir Of the Wyoming district in
the Primitive Methodist church April
90.
"Joseph's Bondage" sacred can
tata, will be produced by the Puritan
church choir Thursday evening April
16.
"a Cry from Low Dungeon" is the
subject upon which Rev. Thomas FL
gar the great evangelist, will address
the mems meeting at the Young Mems
Christian association on Sunday next.
Mr. Elgar is remembered from his pre-
vious visit to Wilkes Barre. and there
is no doubt Of large hearing.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-04-09
AvOcA.

1t is with regret that we read in
Tuesdays press that Rev. ]. r. Wag-
ner, pastor the Methodist Episcopal
church. has accepted call to another
pastorate. Mr.. Wagner and his estim-
able wife have made many friends dur
ing their stay in this town, and they,
together with their little flock. have
worked earnestly to liquidate the debt
on the church property, which task
they have almost accomplished. Mr..
Wagner will be succeeded by Rev. L.
f. Van Hosen, formerly of Rendham.
to whom we wish success in his new
pastorate.
Miss Kate Taylor, of Scranton. spent
Sunday with friends in town.
Miss Mary Schmidt. Of Williams
port, is the guest of Miss Nellie Druff-
ner.
Frank Clark, VIII Dixon, John DOH
erty, Ed Reilley, T. +. Brehony, James
Ward, John Buckley, James LAWN.
Anthony Healey, James McHale and
Misses Mary Maloney, Bea Reap and
Maggie Buckley witnessed the produc-
ton Of the popular drama entitled
Forced to the War" at Providence, on
Monday evening.
j. j. Curtis, representing the Ameri-
can Book company, was caller In
town on Monday evening.
The Youngblood Base Ball club of the
West Side have organized for the COM
ing season and comprise the following:
Pitchers, Thomas Ryder, William
Burke; catcher, Charles Mccarthy;
first base, John Doherty; second base,
Arthur Davidson; third base, Owen
Mullarkey; shorstop, James Ryder;
left field. Thomas O'Malley; center
field, Thomas Queeney; right field, John
Creedan: james Foy, manager. The
club challenges any team in this Sec
tion. Populars preferred.
Miss Mary Mcdonald. of Carbondale,
Is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas
Flannery. of the West Side.
Miss M. A. Flock is in Philadelphia
making her purchases in millinery for
the coming season.
w. II. Hollister has returned from
Binghamton. where he has been at
tending the Methodist Episcopal con-
ference.
The Populars began practicing on
Monday evening. The team. has been
strengthened and promises to be among
the leading amateur clubs Of the sea
son.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. ]. Garvey, of the
North End, are rejoicing over the ad-
vent Of a daughter
A large number of people from this
town attended the Rendham fair on
Tuesday evening.