Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-09-17
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Col. Wade, however, consoled himself
with the thought that greater than he
have been in the same unfortunate fix
ia hich he found himself. When Gen.
IGgant was coming east on one of his
EgreatS. tours-memory suggests his
round 5the- world-trip, but memory may
hesdefectiiveh he struck Denver in q
linen buster. It was hot weather, and
fin crossing The desert the luggage had
Fbeens thered in the baggage car, while
the officers of the party CARRIED them
tsselvesain apparel hardly in keeping with
the dignity of their military status.
When they arrived in the mountain city
they were whirled away to a hotel to
prepare for the ovation arranged for
the general by the populace. Ithad been
provided that he would review some
military and in general lend the luster
Of his presence so as to make Denverites
proud. Arrived at the hotel the terrible
information was made known to the
hero of the apple tree of tAppomattox
that his trunks were lost, and. aside
from the linen dustersand the cindery
shirt and trousers which he wore, there
was no garb belonging to him on the
face of theaknown earth. II,
IS It might not have been so serious a
proposition had theSfact of that review
not been pressed upon the Galena SOL
der. But it would never do for man
who had been the commander in chief
of the United States army and who had
made a triumphal, march Naround the
world to get upon reviewing stand
clad in linen buster and travelling
cap. The general called upon Gen. Sher-
man for advice, and the man who had
marched sto the sea readily y offered the
use of an extra uni form of his own. It
was tried, but where the ex-president
was broad it was narrow and where he
was shortit was very long and ample.
Then Sheridan proffered uniform,
but Gen. Grant looked gloomily upon che
stout form of the Winchester rider and
said he was afraid the arrangement
would hardly answer.
Scouts were sent out into the town
to discover some relief for Gen. Grant.
Such work Of inquiry must, of course,
be performed with discretion, as the
general, although called the plainest of
plain heroes, was alive to the dignities
of the occasion, and did not want the
secret of his predicament sown broad
cast. However, after several hours of
search the scouting party returned and
conveyed into his presence an assert
ment of flaming brilliancy in mascu-
line attire which caused his parIor
room to look like sort of masquerade
costuming bazaar. There were police
mems uniforms and mail carriers cloth
ing and militia garments and Knights
Of Pythias attire and campaign suits
all gathered from clothing stores tar
andWide. Atlast the general succeed
ed in making up a fairly good suit out
of combination of military officers
garb and uniformed rank sword and
belt. The other clothes were bundled
back to the secondhand clothing en-
roriums from whence they had been
brought, the proprietors of these stores
never knowing for whom or for what
purpose this collection of uniforms had
been ransacked.
One of the morning papers the next
day said that ''Gen. Grant looked every
inch the patriotic soldier. His dignified
bearing was enhanced by his simple
but glorious uniform of blue-glorious
because of it's associations. 1t is said
that this is the uniform which the gen
eral wore in the Wilderness, but when
he was asked about it the hero smiled
and was silent. What magnificent,
what patriotic memories must be con-
nected with that suit of blue! There
are men, patriots, who, if they had
it to give, would gladly yield fortune.
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How grievous are circumstances!
How cruel it is that opportunity is so
seldom recognized and that men crave
today what yesterday they might have
had for the asking. Any of those per-
sons who would cheerfully have given
a fortune for that uniform, rich with it's
associations, might have had it the day
before by calling at a shop in Wauzee
street and turning over to the propri-
etor $4.65. lawful money of the United
States. You see, that was one case
where the man made the clothes, in
stead of the clothes making the man.
Chicago Record.
lss fErEH## "a sensitive Man.
Z That the average man is very sensitive
as to his physical inirmities was strik-
ingly illustrated in an Arch street
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