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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
IT'S RATHER QUEER.

That the small boy never has the
measles until the circus has gone.
That a this years Jacket will keep a:
girl 50 much warmer than a last years
cloak. &
That 50 many persons Of normal eye
sight can fail to see any thing personal.
in a cracked mirror.
That the innocent bystander is never.
taught BY his consequent deafness to
quit By standing next time.
That the Oldest inhabitant. never
thinks it worth while to remember the
nice weather as well as the other kind.
That the preacher who delivered the
powerful sermon on The Sin Of Van
aiitty'' grew proud when it was praised.
That the n an who celebrated his.
golden wedding last week hasn't yet
learned how long IT takes q woman to-
put on 2 bonnet.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
steamer Tranic ON the Kootenai

Steamer Traffic ON the Kootenai.
Jennings, Mont, Special The steamer
Rustler left to-day on her first trip Of 125
miles north to the Fort Steele Mining
District. She is 40 tons burden, with ample
accumulation for passengers and is the
third steamer now operated on the upper
Kootenai River between this point and the
mines. The North Star Mine has con-
tract to deliver 1000 tons Of ore this sea-
son to the Great Falls smelter Four
Great Northern cars were loaded yesterday
and seven to-day. The east Kootenai min
ing country is exceedingly rich in placer
and quartz, and the indications point to
a large development this year. The river
and harbor bill just passed by congress
over the presidents veto gives us S., 0OO
for the improvement Of the river. This will
remove several distractions and material
~ improve the channel ..f%
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
A Maine Inventors Job.

A Maine inventor is trying to evolve
hen that is constructed like a re
peating rifle, one that will stay on the
roost loading up until eggs rise to 80
cents a dozen, and then 90 and flood the
market. AS soon as his magazine her
begins to lay the poorest member of thu
human III race may have hard boiled egg,
three times day. 2l#
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
A WONDERFUL PHOTOGRAPH.

Shows Us with Delightful Realism
Father Feeding His Child.
The new system Of multiple photo
graphy, whereby a great number Of i'm
pressions of the same person or object
are taken in a moment or SO Of time,
exhibits life to US in very natural
and realistic manner, says the, New
York Journal. This is one of the most
interesting features of this wonderful
invention, for the old fashioned photo
graph represented human nature in the
most unnatural manner possible. It is
notriously difficult to look pleasant
when sitting for photograph. The
subjects Of instantaneous multiple pho
Biography do not have the same difficult
ties, for they are either ignorant Of
what is going on or they are not re-
CURED to pose. A more pleasant ex-
ample Of multiple photograph could
hardly be found than shows US father
feeding a little child, while the mother,
seated on the other side of the child,
looks smiling1y on, It is a delightful
little scene Of domestic happiness. 1t
is a photograph that touches the heart.
When such results as this can be pro-
duced by one Of the wonders Of modern
science we must not accuse that science
of being neglectful of the beauties OF
Z; life. The father is evidently a man Of
the poor class, otherwise he would not
be photographed in his shirt sleeves and
in the act Of feeding his child. But this.
conduct is what endears him to us.
The man who can take such evident
pleasure in the simple but worthy act
Of feeding his little child must be truly
happy and the sight Of happiness is
good to all rightly constituted per-
sons. By means Of this wonderful pho.
tograph you may follow this gentle ac-
ton from it's inception to it's conclu-
sion. You see not only the raising OF
the spoon with the food and the gradual
turning of the mans head as he brings
the spoon near the ohild's mouth but
also the tenderness which accompanies
the action. The youngster looks up
happily and smiling and the mother Is
equally 50. The photograph is a fine
study for the lover Of human nature.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Unknown,

Tranquilletti went to the post office
to call for registered letter. The clerk
refused to give it him on the ground
that Tranquilletti was not known to
anybody. In the meantime a creditor
walked in and attacked the poor fel-
low: shouting: 4 : ...% -.
"Ah! ] have got you at last, you
rogue, you thief, you scamp you
villain!" <#sIs4 @| =. ~.
.eThere, sir" said Tranquilletti, turn
ing to the official, there is a gentle
man who knows me quite well."--
II Papagallo.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Patents Ieucd

The following list Of patents were IL.
sued to northwestern inventors last week:
Theodore Grutting, st. Paul. Electrical
connection. Walter II. Bartel and w. "A.
Alex. ]. Bluntach, Olivia. MINI. Shingie
p lL.li lillian ]. Crawford, Spokane, Wash
5Gate-hinge. Knute u. j. Frazer, Winona,
Mimi, Single planer. Frank Locke ana
l 2. henr edy, Silver Crek, Min, Wiendmill.
George p. Mckay, Minneapolis, MINI:
underWaist John n. Palmer, Marysyille.
Mont, Tongs for turning pipes. Hugh M. S
Whitney. Minneapolis Mimi Bag Fass sner.
Isl 4. .. MerWin, Patent Lawyer. $40. GIL
912 Pioneer Press Bldg. ST. Paul, MINI.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Compliments Exchanged.

a foolish young man who was walk
ing up the platform of one Of the Lon
don termini looking for a carriage. He
opened the door Of one, and found it
contained woman and several small.
children, Whereupon he exclaimed:
"Oh, this must be the baby compart.
ment.'' \
n. Yes" replied the indignant mother;
"the monkey cage is further DOWN.
Answers. t.sz =. .s,-s f.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

If you are thinking Of studying
music do not fail to send for tue Pros
pectus Of the New England Conserya-
tory Of Music in Boston. This will ac-
quaint you with the greatest and most
perfect School Of Music, Oratory and
Modern Languages in America: The
best is always the cheapest in the end
and the charges are low when it's ad-
vantags over other similar schools are
coSidered. 5.,>14 1.,.r.a.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Cruel Blow

And are you really the gentleman
who writes these funny things for the.
morning paper?' asked the Ingenious.
girl. ii
FL Il am" admitted the humorist, with.
as much modasty as he could assume.
'Tere is one thing I would like to-
know. What makes you put the name,
of some other paper after the very fun.
niest ones pc Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Two Ways to start Conversation

7, Two Ways to Start Conversation.
The hostess hunted up the host and
whispered to him anxiously: .."
'The receptions a dead failure,
Everybody is sitting as mute as a
statue. Nobody is talking to anybody
else" s{&5 n 4. 5. A + ..=
what do you suggest?" he asked in
reply. "Shall we get some one to play
the piano or shall we start a few
games of whist Y'-Detroit Free Press
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Chi1d's Logic.

Aunt-Oscar, what dress did your
mother put on to go to the ball?
!" Oscar-A long, white, short dress.
Aunt-Nonsense; it cannot have been
both long and short.
Oscar-Yes, Auntie, it was long al.
the bottom and short at the top.-Fam.-
ilienhlatt -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
AT An Ohicfa1 Bali.

At An Ohicia1 Ball
"Sir, allow mt to shake hands with.
you, just by way Of showing that I
know somebody here
with pleasure, sir; as am pre-
cisely in the same boat as yourself. =
lie Gaulois.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

I. 80 e
Steel pens are destroyed by the acid
in the ink. If an old nail or an old
steel pen is put. in the ink the acid
therein will exhaust itself on them,
and pens in daily use will remain in
good condition much longer. "a.
It is not generally known that a
piece of raw potato rubbed on steel
knife stained with acid will remove
the stains. The knife. must be polish
ed afterward in the usual way. This
method saves the wear Of the knife and
economies labor.
To remove coffee stains from linen
dissolve the yoke of an egg in a little
tepid water, add a few drops OF spirits
of wine, and rub the mixture on the
stains. Wipe it off with clean warm
water. Glycerine may be used instead
of wine and water.
8 A dish for an invalid Pound up the
meat from the tenderest and whitests
part of a boiled chicken with an equal
weight OF stale bread crumbs. Add
the broth of the chicken, stir well, put
all into saucepan, and after boiling
for two minutes rub the whole through
a sieve. ss hi n Sas
CUT socks and stockings down tia
back seam right to the toe. Place q
pair facing each other, open out, right
side in. Machine round, except the
top, about half an inch from the edge.
Turn inside out, and machine across
in ig-zag rows from side to side
Wooden socks and stockings treated ID
this way make excellent scrubh:lss 81
cloths, and SILK ones are very ,lsA. 81
for bling CRATES, etc. s$ 81
81 New socks feel very comfortable to
the feet, but wearing them before they
are washed is a mistake. Hosiery
should always be washed before being.
worn, as the washing shrinks the
threads and makes the socks wear as.
long again, besides preventing the feet
being injured by the colorjng When
put on before washing they stretch out
of shape, and can never be restored e
their original form.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Valuable Exnerience.

When there is a sensational trial on
IN court lovely woman is greatly aided
in her efforts to secure a front seat by
long experience at the bargain counter.
5-SomerYille Journal
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
In Mid-Occnn.

Passenger Say, captain, how far are
we still from land?
Captain-About two nautical miles.
Il Passenger But we can't see land
anywhere. In what direction does it
lie? S ..56 7. 1s.ss 4. y: 81
Captain-Straight below us.-Das
Wippchen. s| L.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
The New BABY.

5# Mrs. Bacon on haven't seen Mrs
Reddy's baby YET? Mrs. Eghert
No. He has a nose just like his
father. 4 Not as red as that r. Yonk<
ers Statesman. #
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
A sinking fund

"A HIHxk1nKs 1unU. -
OF vital energy is easily ana pleasantly
replenishable. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers is an inyigorant without peer, and
Will speedily infuse fresh stamina into an
enfeebled physique. Besides this it averts
ard remedies malaria, and subdues bilious.
Kidney, dyspeptic and rheumatic ailments.
Inc nervous derive great benefit from it's
use. g>s.3r = <5l5, 51j. ~ e
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

It is said that the first restaurant on
the lines that we know 1t today was start
ed at Paris in 1865 by Z man rejoicing in
the NEST appropriate name OF Boulange.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
Poor Old Quakertown,

Teacher Now, Freddie, since you
have correctly spelled Philadelphia,
can you tell me what state it is in?
Freddie-Yes, sir. I heard pa say.
the other day, that it was in state Of
coma.-Yonkers Gazette. !,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
One at a Time.

Clara D oes your intended know that
son wear false teeth NJ.
EllaI intend breaking it gently to-
him; have already owned to one
Lose Batter. Il! I'll s5
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

It has been discovered by two French
scientists that most precious stones, such
as the ruby, the sapphir, and the emerald,
can readily be told from their limitations
by means Of the Roentgen rays.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18
And Then He Was Hanged

Step on the trap, please said the
sheriff to the condemned murderer.
No; I'll be hanged il I do" he re-
piled, stoically.
Then the sheriff explained the mat
ter to him, and both he and the subject
were dropped.-We Union Gazette.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

Lettuces double the size of those grown
In the ordir ary way have been obtained
by the new process of irrigating the sol.
below the surface
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

An aluminium boat for sportsmen's use
has been made; It weigs but 80 pounds,
IFS IA feet long and will cary two people
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

Hegeman-s Camphor Zoe with Glycerine.
The original and only genuine Cures ChApped HanAl
and Face Cold Sores. CO Clark Co.. NJ Haven. ct
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

In the last nine months Il, 900, 900 bushels
OF corn were shipped from New York, while
l5,OoO,OOO bushels were exported through
New Orleans 3E< a5ss5
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

# Piso's Cure for Consumpt ton has been
family medicine with us since 1885,
]. Il. Madison, 24O9 42nd. Ave, Chicago. ILL.,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

.FITS-An Fits stopped free by Or. Klfne's Great
Nerve Restorcr. 30 Fits after the nrst rs uhes
Marvellous cures. Treatise s2trial bottle 1rcetA
Els cases Send to Dr.. Kline. S31 Arch ST. tLlla, Pa
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

II tho Baby Is Cutting Teeth. I'll
Be sure and use that old and weltried remedy, MRA
W1EsI.ow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children TeethinG
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

Halls Catnrrh Cure. 49,;
Is q constitutional cure. Price, 75c.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1896-07-18

DIR. j. G. GRANT. Specialist.
Eye, Ear. Nose and Throat.
Syndicate Block, Minneapolis. s#5S
Fl (Spectacles fitted ss
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-09-16
MINOR MENTION.

Kansas City chapter, Royal Arch Ma
sons, will meet Thursday evening for work
in the Mark Master degree.
A carload Of chemical apparatus for the
Kansas state university was received at
the custom house yesterday.
The directors of the Kansas City Sym
phony orchestra will hold a meeting in the
Commersial Club rooms this afternoon at
o'clock.
This evening Linton council, No. II, W.
A. P. A., will give pie social at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. S. Lewis, 11O4 East
Tenth street.
Randall, the redeemed thief and ex-con-
vict, having served six years in prison, will
talk at the Florence Crittenton mission to-
night at o'clock.
A meeting of the marshals and aides Of
the karnival krewe parade will be held at
room 1Ol, New York Life building, this
evening at 1880 O'Clock.
Bill and Emma Pierson, man and wife,
of S07 McGee street, quarreled Monday
night and "Bilr' left the imprint of his
boot heel on his wife's neck. He was lined
$25 in police court yesterday and sent to
the workhouse.
julius Thatcher, II years old, of 141o Gar
field avenue, while playing with some
chums on Twelfth street, between Walnut
street and Grand avenue. yesterday even
ing. was hit by a Twelfth street cable car
and slightly injured. He was attended at
Central police station.
who was arrested because he attempted to
shoot Mrs. Margaret Watson in T. Wat
kins' rooming house, at 619 Walnut street,
and then robbed her Monday night, was
released yesterday because nobody sp-
peared to prosecute him.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-09-16

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/ was so short winded that could hardly walk
half mile at once. and if got the least bit
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I concluded To try DR.. r. V. Pierce, and related
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1t and used about six bottles. I began TO see that
Il was helping me. So concluded to continue
using the Golden Medical Discovery did so
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Kansas City daily journal., 1896-09-16
PERSONAL.


L. z. Watson. Chicago. is at the. Coates
George W. Gray Omaha. is at the Coates.
F. E. Wear. Topeka, Kas., is at the
Coates.
w. A. Mitchell. Des Moines. is at the
Coates.
D. W. Mack. Philadelphia. is at the
Coates.
W. c. Bailey. New York. is at the
]. L. Emmerson, San Francisco, is at the
Coates.
F. NJ. Stephens. St. Louis. is at the
Coates.
Isaac Winston. Washington. D. c.. is at
the Coates.
John J. Stephens. San Antonio. Tex. is
at the Coates.
Homer Rawlings. Bedford, Kas. is at the
Victoria.
F. Vaughn, Independence. Mo-. is at the
Victoria.
Mrs. NJ. Burton. Ness City. Kas.. is at
F. Woolrick. San Francisco, is at the
New Albany.
F. G. Bills. Garden City. Kas.. is at the
New Albany.
j. NJ chittim. San Antonio. Tex. is at
the Victoria.
C. ]. Shackelford, Postal. Mo-, is at the
New Albany.
W. B. Gibson, Blackwater. Mo-. Is at
the New Albany
James I.oper, Mount Leonard. No.. Is at
the New Albany.
d. s. Pollard and wife, Braymer, Mo-,
arc at the Victoria
Paul r. Litzke, of Little Rock. Ark. is
at the Midland.
B. W. Sharp. Of North Platte. Neb., is
at the Midland
Hon. Richard Yates. Of Jacksonville. ILL.,.
is at the Midland.
S b. Horbest. of Toddington. England, is
registered at the Midland.
Mrs. W. A. Stegerwolt and daughter, of
Philadelphia, Pa, are among the Midland
arrivals.
Kansas City daily journal., 1896-09-16
FAv0RITES STILL WINNING.
Three Public Choices Landed the
Money at the Local Races
Yesterday.

Some very good racing was again wit
messed at Exposition Driving park yester-
day, three favorites. one third choice and
one outsider landing the money, SO the
public had a good day, all the books quit
ting the game loser. The winning favorites
were. Broadhead, Mrs. Chambers and Gal
lopade, of which the first two won handily,
but the latter just squeezed home in front
of Mayview by superior riding on the part
of Morris. Camden, at 10 to /, was the
winning outsider, and King Elm, a well
played good thing. backed from 10 to 1
to to l at the post, won cleverly in the
last race of the day.
Following are the results of the races:
First rsce-Ffve furlengs. Broadhead. loa
E. A. Ray, third. Time, los. Pat Rooney,
Lizzie O., Imp. Connemara, Little Chap
and Carrie G. also ran.
bers. 80 Gorrisl, to 2. won; Babe Field.
second; Prince Proyerb. third. Time 0:52.
Marble, Arch. My Trump Alamita. Split
log and Cassandra also ran.
Third race-Five and a half furlongs.
Camden. 80 (NeaD. 10 to !. won: Dicky Nor
fols ssson&; s Never Mine t, third Time
]. R.. Couts, Wanda T.. Jennie Clark and
Little Lula also ran.
., Fourth race-seven furlongs. Gallopade,
ond semele '' tira ,4 ZINE Time aSse" i: FIRST Srs
Day. Abana Boy. George Smith and Erace
also ran.
r iItn Tdce-Slx 1uTlOnSS. klnS Elm, lU8
(Credle). to l, won; Queen Faustus sec
ond: Southern Lady. third. Time, 1:19. Et-
taire, Sir Charles, Estello F., j. H. Grafton
and Wild Tartar also ran.
Entries for TO-dny's Races.
Following are the entries and weights
for to-day's races.
First race-Four and half furlongs;
selling. Naomi, 107; Lucy Day, 107; Brown
Dot 107; Dot. 107; My Violet, 107; Miss
Himyar 1G7: Billie Heck, 1O7: Brownwood.
81: Effe T.. 81; Lonesome, Jr., 1O7; June
berry, l10.
Second race-Six furlongs. walkover by
Wanoerman 1o9; Comeaway. 100; Wild Tar
tar, 81: Tagliona, 100; Melody, los: Nellie
R., Is: Ben Wilson. loo: Leveier. Jr.. 100;
Marble Arch, IS: Katie G. H.. 81.
Third race-One mile; selling. Pearson,
So; Terra Archer. 80; Martha Smith, 80;
Sir Charles, 80: Montell. 80: Fondes, 50;
Alva, 10i.
Fourth race-Ffve furlongs; selling. Bob
Clampttt, III: Helma, 81; Marble Rock,
1M; Broadhead, 102; Phil Thompson, 107;
Moioch III Demirep, 107: ]. H. Grafton,
l07: Edna T., 80; Maud johnson. 81; Little
Lula, i07.
Fifth race-Five furlongs. Spinola, 81;
Old Man, 90; Guy. 81; Charley Newlee, 50;
Bob Holman, 102; La Gartia, 102; E. a.
Ray, lo2; Thurman, 102; Gallopade, 80; Mu-
riel T., 102