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Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
The Tyranny of sne Desk.

We will suppose that your occupation is sedentary- that your are chained, so 10 speak 10 the desk in some counting house or perhaps to the loom in some vast mill where you are compelled to labor from morning 10 night. Sunday is your only day of relaxation. You return home every evening wearied mentally and bodily. Your health and strength begin 10 fail. Wha, will most efectu.lly re- cupera,e your vital energy The weight of evidence points 10 no other conclusion than that Hosretter's Stomach Bnters is your safest, most reliable sheet anchor. Use it persisten,ly, and your sy stem will soon regain it's pristine vlgor. Every function will receive heal,hiul impulse. There is no remedy 10 equal the Butter. for nervousness and want of sleep. dyspepsia, constipation and billiousness. IL averts and remt dies all forms of ma!- arial disease, and Is a preventive Of rheumatism and neuralgia.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
'LEE HOP Is A GOLDBUG
He Does Not Believe in Free
 Silver.

The gold standard Republicans have st least one Celestial who is heartily in favor of sou Id money. The gentleman with the pig-tailed append age is Lee Hop, the popular washman who uses a fatiron with ability and bis mouth for s squirt-gun with Celes- tial dexterity. Lee called upon the Gazette reporter yesterday to collect a six months wash bill. The usual plea of poverty was sdvsrced by the reporter, but the oft repeated tale had gotten to be A large sized chesuut with eur friend Hop who demanded pay ment in lawful coin oi the realm i'm mediately.
 Never nild, my almond eyed friend, if Bryan is elected l will pay you in siiver." quoth the scribe. "Sil- yer will be free and you can go back to China with e chip load and you will to able to put on as much dog as u II ung thsng.
 You no heap foolee me; no ssbs flee silver you alice samee Democlat, heap talkee too muchee."
 But, may beloved rst-ester,'' sweet ly purIed the reporter. who was run ming bluf, you will not have 10 work any more; you can get heap wealth and have nothing to do but smoke opium all the time"
 Me workee too muchee for yop- you no payd- cent; you ge.tee flee silver, alice ssmee you no pay-me no likee silver me likee Mlista Hanna inc no likee silver; he heap big gold bug-me too"
 The poor scribe spared further for time and brought every argument 10 bear on Hop to win him over 10 the oliver sid. oi the fence and 10 get fur ther time on the wash bill, but the astute Chinamsn wouldn't let go. Further argument on the money ques- tioA brought out the fact that Hop was in favor Of gold because 1t was yellew, and yellow is the Chinese fsv- orite color, also Hanna's, and that is why there is bond of sympathy be- tween them m-Rspublican.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

An Oklanona edItor, while in at- tendance at the St. Louis convention. conc!uded to purchase his wife s beautiful Sunday bonnet, and the fol- lowing is rhe order he left at the mill liner's; "Meaeure of head from ear 10 ear over the top ct the head, F inches, from ear 10 ear under the chin, 9t inches; from forehead to back hair, : inches. l wanta black lace bonnet with steamers and rosettes Of red or yellow satin ribbon, and would like a buach of pink roses or blue plume behind with black jet buckle; il srtifshials ;s still all the goI want a bunch Of grspes or birds tail tome wh eres. I do not desire anything fancy, but fl you think a wreath of pansics would look good, you may put one on.'
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

YELLOW FEVER is developing incTea'- ed virulence in the city of Havana, snG iss ravages are confined largely among the Spanish troop, who have uot yet become acclim stei. The condition of affairs in the military hosPi'als i. de- Plorsble, and many patients are dying because Of inadequate treatment and inefficient Lur.ing. Iti-agrave ques- ton whether Spnin's campaign against the Cuban R-volu.ionis', even if it sue ceeds will ever be worth what it cost her in life and treasure.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

inc world -hould he 70 unfortun- ate ss 10 lt.>' u' sss- au sdItnr, ] intend io i-se i; und. rstaCd before l <, ths; tLe tight lodges to which belong shall not pnbli-h resolutions is "each of the city papers" nor "Iurni.h copy" to the "beIeaved family" in- forming ihe public and my loved ones two weeks a 'ter ihe funeral that it has "pl-ased" the All Wi.e Ruler of the universe to interfere with my terrestial care CT, tbat have in fact been "re- moved from our midst" Ard my erief stricken relatives will confer On me great favor by not having the newspaper men print "osrd Of thanks" signed by the members of the family abd addressed 10 the "kind neigabors and friends, who 70 eener- ou.ly a.sisted u-, and sympathized with us in the Iecent'-Of course, thesr customs were launched into us by the Lest and kiod-st motives, the fifty or more years hard ship 70 which they have been sub iected have reduced them to cold, stereotype iormsli,ies- ms"-''S Less and useless.-EI
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
BISbEE' NEWS Daily Happenings at the Great Copper Camp. Budget or Interesting Items from our Regular Cor
 respondent.
BIsBEE, Octot CT 9, 1896. COVERINGS.

Mrs. E. B. Mason took trip to Ben son today 10 meet her mother, Mrs. Sykes who came out from California on a short visit.
 The republican delegates returned from their convention at Tombstone today and are apparently well ssti, tiei with their ticket. They think they have AS good men for the various po- sitions as are ob,ainable and expect the whole ticket to poll a strong vote.
 The democrats met here at the office of Judge Perrin last night for the purpose of making their nomina- tions for this precinct. Judge Perrin one of the presen. Justices of the Peace. was re-nominated. He will have s running match in the person of Dad" Edwards. Tom Vausn and Dan SimOns were nominated for constables
 We notice in the Daily Democrat this evening the announcement oi a dance which is to come eff tomorrow evening. In if they refer 10 a couple ot our society leaders az "Thomas the Sage and Tommy the mascot" The Sage" may be all right, but we desire to call their attention 10 the fact that the second gentleman is more com monly known in our upper circles as Tommy the Scorcher, the young man who fell off oi his bike. This little mark Of respect was first tender ed the young gentleman while on bis trip to Tucson at which place he won the admiration of great many Of the youog ladies by his excellent fests on the delusive 'b ke." We mention this tha. the young gentle man may receive his just deserts in future. It is not right to call persoH "Mascot' after he hs. acquirs the dignitied coenomen oi "acorcher."
 IL appears from the passing events that number of our county calamity hovlers have been rather disappointed. For number of days previon- to tie republican convention they are busily engaged in plying their useless avoca- ton, telling us what a conflict there was sure 10 be in the convention, how the party would be split up, aud other dire disasters too numerous to mention. Witt. these rumors before them the delegates from the various districts went to the convention fully expecting a stormy gathering and went with fixed determination tO stand fup for what they considered just and right Wha: was their surprise 10 find the convention as harmonious as could be and entirely free from dissentions of any kind. On their return they i'm medistely began a search for the "hO&elers" tu. these accommodating gentlemen had crawled into their hole, quite early in the day and were not to be found
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
DREADFUL.
The Only Time the Editor and
 Devil Weep.

Glance over the adv rtisinc enlumns of the PRosrECroI and zee who the enterprisiDg men in the town are. This paper doesn't ask snppnr. simply so We can make living Al il. we csn saw wood if necessary; neither do we want any firm to think that because they refuse 10 pstronize us that our name Is Dennis" not on your golden wedding. Sometimes it happens that man gets wrathy at the paper and pulls his sd and then gives the paper about 'steen hours to live. Then the editor weeps. Shivering shades of Shylock A doom mi ;ghty ss a deluge. terrific as a thunderbolt, hesrtrenoing AS A scourge falls on the paper, and world of pity seems 10 have stopped upon its axis. Even the presses bow in overwhelming griei and shed great tears Of ink and the "devil' wears a full yard of crape. The sky IS leaden- cast, the ground dread and desolAte and fair weather almsnacs have been discarded. There's a doleful sigh in every wind, moan in every tree and the office cat grew ss palid ss "Pslid bust of Pallss," and walled 2 vail As lonsome as any cat ever walled before. However, we survive the death dealing blow and the PRosPECToR breathes as of wore. it's heart still pslpitstes. The ball is on, and we can assist it to roll.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
Change ofTisne

ED PRosPEcToR :-I beg 10 advise th the new time card goes into effect on the 25ih inst ct , o'clock ?. m. and Is as follows:
 EIst bound passenger train passes Benson at 40 a. m. Freights, , :l5 s. n'. and 9:lO p. m. west bound passenger passes Ben son at F :O5 @. m. Freights at II 30 q. m. and 4 a. m. All the freights mentioned carry passengers. The N. M. & A. will arrive at Ben son at 10 40 p. m. and leave at 6 30 am.
 Yours Truly,
 F.s. WEBSTER,
 Agent.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

"We had an epidemic of dysentery IF this vicinity last sumner" says Samuel =. Pollock, of Briceland, Cal. 'I was ,aken with it and uff.red severely unt l me one called my attention to Cham g rlaia's C l.c, Ca,'era and Diarrhoea Remedy. pr>Cured a toitle and felt better ahcr the first dose. Before one h If of ,he botte had been used was vell. recommended it to my friends and their experience was the same. We all unite in saying it.is the best" for sale by Druggists.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The Herald is authority for the statement that the Republican terri torial committee has an unlimited SUD- ply of money to bet on Mckinley's election. As the money contributed to tha, body was supposed to be used for campaign purposes, it might not be impertinent 10 ask who will get the winnings should they win.-Courier.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
General Wa. Hardin prophecies Cha,

General Wa. Hardin propheciest Cha. Kentucky will vote overwhelmingly fr silver. "No civilian" he says lever met with such ovations and received such evidences of the confi- dence Of the people AS did Bryan when he passed through our state, nor in thi. hero worship, bu; it is the rest less momentum Of the greates, wave of human sentiment and purposs that has ever moved the hearts of men,"
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
STATE or OHIO, CITY TOLEDO, .
 I rnt-Nrx-


 LUCAS COUNTY. Frank J. Cheyney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm Oi E. J. Cheyney & Co, doing business in the city of Toledo, county and state aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the cum of ONE HUNDRED DOL LARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Halls Csturrh Cure.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 9th day oi Decem- Der, 1856.
 SEAL A. W. GLEASON,
 Notary Public. Halls Cstsrrh Cure is taken inter nally and acts directly on the blood and mucus surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO,
 Toledo, 0
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
Piles. Piles. Itching Piles

SYMPTsMS-M Moisture; intense itching and stInsing; most at night. worse by scratching. If allowed 10 continue tum. ors form. which often bleed and ulceratet becoming very sore. Swayne's Oinimen stops the itching and bleeding, heals uce- a,Ion. and in most cases removes the rumors. At druggists, or by mail, fcI So cents. Dr. Swayre and Son, Phila de!phis.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
On .be Is, inst. the Sonora railway

On .be let inst. the Sonora railway commenced running day passenger trains to accommodate the travel to and from the feast Of San Francisco, g. MsSdslenA. Trains leave NogSles and Guaymas a. seven o'clock in the morning, and go through in twelve hours, arriving st Nogales or Quay may at seven o'clock p. ID.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Another prophet of evil omen has arisen, this time in Indiana, in ths person of W. W. Gouche, a wealthy Berrien county farmer. He prophesies the end of all things will come on ihe 2l of October. He bases his predic- ton upon . dream which he had on
 the 9th of this month. but he does not ssy upon what description of victusls he he'd been dining before he became sn o.e fro critic and chiIiast is one.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Every Republican nominee Of Mari copa county ticket resigned and new convention will be held at once. The trouble lies in the failure of the chair man to properly Certify to the no7.i- nations that they might te printed on the official balio'
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The circulation of the Chicago D r. patch has increased from 67.OO0 ;o 96,OO0 since that paper came out Tor Bryan and silver. The New York JournaPr circulation is HOW claimed to be 4OO, 600 on account of its being a Bryan paper.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
THE CONVENTION.
Resolutions Adopted bg inc
 Republicans Yesterday
TOMBSTONE. Ariz. Oct. s,h. 1896

TOMBSTONE, Ariz., Oct. S;h, ls9G. MR. CHAIRNAS We, your commit tee, respectfully submit the following resolutions for ,he consideration Of the convention:
 Resolved, That We most heartily endorse the principle. of the Repuhli- ! can patty as enuncisted by those 1 great Lincoln, Seward and i Chasc-Iud that we pledge ourselves to maintain and support the doctrines Of tue parry as set forth by them. | And we especially call the attention of the people a! the land to the advice ! given to ,he nation in his farewell ad- dress hy that patriot, -oldier and Is Of particular significance at this time, and these gre the words: Be ware of foreign influence, as the most haneiul foe of a Republican govern ment.' We therefore condemn, and Nl'NN ao VI Nl--AhieAiSa au e1A Hh"cit'y o' acceptance, any suggestion ot sub mittius anything apperisining to American siiairs to foreIgn confer erce, believing that we are fully able to defend our country and protect ourselves.
 We approve Of tariff that will give American labor just return, and furnish re'epue that will maintain our government, and also provide a sinking fund for the redemption oi our nati1rsl indebtedness.
 We approve Of law Of reciprocity tha: will add 10 cur commerce and furnish 8 market for our surplus pro- ducts.
 We insist that Arizona be given the rights of statehood, and we demand ,lis AS sht ard net ss favor.
 We demand restriction of immi- grafton under proper laws, and that more care should be observed in ad- mIlting people to our shores, and that n0re should be given the rights of citizenship until they are fitted to ex- ercise the same in an intelligent man ner.
 We are Oppo,ed to the sppropri- a,ion oi any of the public funds for sec;arian purpo-e.. and we claim that every expenditure of public moneys should be for public purposes only.
 We pledge ourselves to nominate only honest, intelligent and capable men for the variUu. offices to be voted for, and whom so nominated, fl possi- bic, to eject them.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

LAD1ES.-l make big wages at home, and want All 10 have the sstne op( 5rtuuity. The work is very Lleas- sr, and will easily pay SIS weekly. This is no deception. ] want no money and will gladly send fuil pa. 'icnlars to all sending stamp. Mics NJ. 4. Stebbin- Lawrence, M oh, |,
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11
Advertised Letters.

The following is list of letters re- maining in the general delivery at the Tombstone postoffice for the week ending Ortober 3, 1896: R. II. Adiks NJ. s. Crockett Sam Jones Francisco Telles When calling for above letters, say dvertisei, giving date of iver tise ment.
 EMIL SYDow P. N.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The Republicans nominated their precinct ticke: last night. For this precinct. (. E. Alyord, the present incumbent, and Chas. Granville John ston were nominated for justices oi the peace, and Chas Wiser for con- stable.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The coercing policy Of the employ- ing Chicago firms and corporations is bitter and relentless, but it is not believed tha, it can drive the wage ea.nefs Of that city into voting for Mckinley. Their hearts are lwith Bryan snd 90 their ballots will 20.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

IL is a contest of money agsinst votes and the votes are bound to win. The American people may be numbugged bu. they can neither be bought nor bulldozed.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

IT begins to look like landslide for the silver nominee. The people are about 10 assert their power ss well as their determination to run this gov- ernmen, on the principles of the men who founded it.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Independence in politice is to the minds Of some people an sbsurdity. But where it does exist it is without doubt a good wholesome article. In Cochise the best citizens regardless Of party affiliations is what is wanted.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

All the Bisbee delegates together with their Mckinley badges returned to the copper camp today. Several leaving on the special and others going via private conveyAuce.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Election has evidently begun in earneet. Last night wo young men Of different political faith had Il out over come trivial afsir and both will carry fond recollections of the event, whils the question is nos yet decided.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

A trainiosd of stsel rails went through Benson last Wednesday night to be used in the construction of a Southern Pacific branch out of Ane- helm, California, Co Chino.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The Pops are 10. behind. They in- tend to pu, up full city ticket and endeavor to take ha-d to run the city government. IL is believed they will hold their convention tomorrow or Monday.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The next legislature should make new district with Tombstone ss the seat Of it. Cochise has paid tribute to Tucson long enough. Here is cue for Cochiee legislators.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

MT. McCabe, Populis: candidate for sheriff, paid his repects 10 the PEos- RECTOR this morning. He was ont to Pearce yesterday and is generally on the go hus'ling for votes
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

There are 2uG pr,sonsrs now in con. finement in Yuma; 50 are whites, 50 MeXicans and the remainder are divided between Negroes, ChinameD and Indians.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Mrs.Abbott and daughter left yesteT- day for the Chiricahua mountains 10 spend a couple of months visiting the family O. MT N Hunsaker, who is Mrs. Abbotts father.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The nominations for city officers will be made Saturday night. There does not appear to be wild scramble for the positions whose remuneration is principally honor. Thus lar but Wm. Nealy on the Democratic ticket and Charley Wiser on the Republican side have been mentioned for chief of polce.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Morg Hedspeth is another demo. crat who is mentioned a. candidate for Chief of Police. This makes 8 in the field thus far with the Pops to hear from,
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

MT. Louis Williams, who was dele gate to the Republican convention, paid the PRosrECToR pleasant call this morning.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Rev. Roberts left yesterday to attend tue annual conference Of the Meth odist church which is now holding its session at PheniX
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Judge Fike returned last night from Pesrce where he put io some lick. for the Populist.. lie returned with G. J. McCabe 10 Bisbee thi. a. rI.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Allen R. English and Scot White left this morning on cauvs,,ing tour of the county.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

What do you think of that money back ider Of Schillii g's Beet? Is it fair or foolish?
 Whs. does it imply as 10 the tea,
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The PRosPEcToR Is busy turning out candidate cards. We are prepared to attend anything in tie line of job work with neatness and dispatch.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

For information the PRosPECToR publishes today the tLree tickets that you may compare and tske your choice
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

The delegates from tGe uut,si precincts have returnel 'o their re- spsctive homes thi, afternoon.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

w. r. Long, Repubucsn nominee for the couneil, dropped into PEos. PECTo9 office for a few moments today.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Pure food and schillins's Beet tes - Ike you healthy. wealthy and ~iss.
Tombstone epitaph., 1896-10-11

Following are few brands engraved for the Brand De- partmen of the ErTAPH large number have been order ed but owing misunderstanding the part the have not yet hand howeverw will appear short y.
 Tho who have yet ordered their brand advertised may mark their brand above and forward this office If you cattleman of Cochse county your credit good Drop postal card letter for card and address
 EPITAPu X KICKER.
 Tombstone
 Arizona
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-01-02

MINNEAPOLIS
MINNEAPOLIS GLoBULEs.

C. Benjansin, of 1926 East Eighteenth
street. has returned to the city after an ex-
tended trip to the coast.
Plymouth church will appoint pastoral
committee tomorrow evening for the purpose
of selecting successor to Rev. George II.
Wells.
Highland Lodge No. SO, I. o. O. f.. will
hold a public installation of officers on jan.
in the hall at Fourth street and PlyIncath
avenue north.
"a Yenune Yentleman" is the rather
unique title Gus Heege has given his new
play which is to be given fer the first time
in this city at the Bjou next week.
The class of '95 of the academic depart
ment Of the university VIII hold a social
reunion at the home of Miss Ada Hillman,
1903 Third avenue south, Saturday evening.
Minneapolis Lodge No. ~, A. o. U. W.,
and Banner Lodge No. %, D. of H., will hold
joint public installation Of officers this
evening at the hall, No. II Washington avenue
north.
Observer Beals' report on the weather of
December shows the average temperature of
the month to have been % degrees above
zero, which is three degrees higher than the
average December of record.
Yesterday afternoon a crowd Of about seven
ty-fve bicycle enthusiasts from Farwell o.
mum: Kirk & Co., st. Paul, arrived at the
Washington rink to witness the finish of the
fwenty-four-hour race. Mr.. Hurry, the man.
hger of the Syracuse bicycle, was at the
head of the party.
The New Years ball Of the Phoenix club
was held New Years evening at the Lyceum
theater. Sixty couples attended, and made
merry until the New Year came in. An elab-
brate supper was served in the club rooms at
midnight. Barton's First Regiment orchestra
was 1.-THE music.'
Douglas H. Tandy was not taken back to
wisconsin yesterday upon The requisiton pa
pers signed by the governor Tuesday Sher-
II Shannon was here, but he not able to
remove his man from the state over wit OF
aabeas corpus which Attorney A. H. Hall
secured from Judge Smith last evening. The
bearing on the same will come up ar 10 d.
q y today.
The sale of single admissions for the Wag-
n festival at the Metropolitan the first three
4 nights of next week and Wednesday raa,inee
Is now open and thus far several hundred
z&eople have taken occasion ID provide them
selves with admissions for he different pIo-
grams in the Damrosch repertoire. The en-
yagement will open with .Tannh leuser,'. and
will be followed by Tristan and Isolde for
Tuesday evening, "Siegfried" for the matt
lee Wednesday, and "Lohengrin' "Wednesday
Vening.