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AUCTIONS
BELL & CO.

Real Estate and General Auctioneers.
927 X Street, Sacramento.
REGULAR SALES DAYS. WEDNES-
day and Saturday at 10 O'Clock Particu-
lar attention paid to the sale of Real Is
tate, House Sales, Sale of Farms Stock.
etc. etc. Consignments solicited High
est price paid for all kinds of Household
Goods.
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Upright "Steinway," Emerson y
"Gabler," "Pease" and Ludwig & Co.
pianos on easy terms. Pommer's Music
Store, 800 and S31 ] street
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DR.. r. L. Wait, dentist, 7O5 ] street.
Ex animation and consultation free.
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If YOU WISH any of the following
delicacies. you can find them in the finest
qualities at the Sacramento Market, 30S-
lO-12 K street. Salami Sausage, Choice
Mackerel, Smoked Hanbut, Smoked Sal
mon Goldfish, Swiss, Limburger, Brick
Cream Roquefort Adam. German Hand,
Sap Sage and Pineapple Cheese. Curtis
& HerZog.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Vehicles-Baker IL Observation-Disclosures
Carts, Buggies, Carriages, Ehaetons, Balm
Farm and Header Wagons, Wholesale
Hardware. Send for catalogue.
CABINET PHOTOS 50 per dozen at
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Nd, VA. WEDNESDAY,. 81
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PTEMBER %. IS'w.
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nvNE TISIES-RICHMC
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
He Was ExemDt.

One Of the most popular men that ever
lived in the state of Nevada was Bishop
Whitaker of the Episoopaian church, who
is now located in Pennsylvania, and many
stories are told at his expense. One of tho
best that have ever heard is the incident
that Mike Tarpey, the politician, relates
whenever the good bishops name is men
toned.
Although I'm Catholic" said he,
"and the bishop is an Episcopalian, we al
ways thought great deal of each other
There was nothing that would not do for
the bishop, SO that accounts for the fact
that i was driving with him from Phoebe
to Dry valley to help him raise money with
which to build a new Episcopalian church
in Phoebe.
lone of the most peculiar characters in
that ncighborhood was a man who was
generally known by the sobrquet of Billy
be- Damn. He earned it by reason of tho
surprising eloquence of his profanity. Hn
could outswear any man in Nevada, and
in those days it took better than a raw
hand at cussing to do that.i Billy was
baldhcaded, and be was firmly convinced
that the custom of imprisoning the hair in
hat was responsible for its loss. For
that reason he usually wore hat with the
crown cut out of it or no hat at all.
'As the bishop and were driving along
he suddenly seized me by the arm, ex-
claiming:
Stop! Hold on minute.
81 pulled up tho horse and saw Billy
be-Damn turning windlass just below
the road. AS usual, he had no crown in
his hat, and the hot July sun was beating
down on his shiny patio in a way that
threatened sunstroke at least.
My good man, said tho bishop, 'don't
you know that this hot sun heating down
on your unprotected head will bake your
brain?
Billy glanced up in SURPRISE and then,
with an expression of disgust on his face,
replied:
You DID fool, do you suppose if ]
had any brain I'd be turning this wind
lass?' San Francisco Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Froebel, the great promoter of the kin
dergarten system of teaching children said:
Let parents not live for their children, but
a1M them The mother who understands
this sentiment lives with, even her unborn
child. She studies to be wise about herself
and the little life she is fostering. She does
all she can to give her child fair start in
life, by giving it strong we'll developed
Iody All through babyhood, childhood
and youth she lives a0ih her son or her
daughter. Especially her daughter she will
keep near her She will allow no false
modesty to stand in the way of that daugh-
ter's knowledge of herself, Of her possibili-
ties, of her perils. She will teach her that
happy, healthful motherhood is an honor
a blessing That sickness is mistake, a
breaking of natures law. But there are
times of unavoidable OVERRIDING when the
system becomes rundown.
For over thirty years DR.. Pierce has used
his Favorite Prescription as strength
ener, a purifier a regulator. 1t works
directly upon the delicate, distinctly ferni-
nine organs in natural, soothing way. 1t
searches out the weak spots; and builds
them up 1t is beneficial in any state of the
system. A woman who would understand
herself will find an able assistant by send.
ing 81 cents to the Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association. Buffalo, N. Y, for DR..
pierce's Co~1lnon Sense Medical Adviser.
1t is book tnat has reached its 6Soth thou
sand. 1t contains in its 1908 pages all inn
mensc store of information in plain words
that any person will readily understand.
Mr. o. G. SPEAR, of Sand Bank, Oswsgo Co.,
Mr. York, teetifies in this wise: "Our first
| child was bor before my wife was sixteen years
| old 4 Afcrwa d her health was very poor She
| trieu Dr. pierce's Favorite Prescription. She
| gained flesh and strength by using two bottles
| During the last few weeks of her second preg'
nancy she again used the Prescription Her
| confinement IS a rapid and easy one. and she
| cot up strong aud we'll
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Mr.. d. p. Davis, prominent livery
man and merchant of Goshen, Va, has
this to say on the subjec of rheumatism:
81 take pleasure in recommending Cham
berlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism, as
know from personal experience that it
will do MI that is claimed for it. A year
ago this spring my brother was laid up
in bed with inflammatory rheumatism and
suffered intensely. The first application
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm eased the
pain and the use of one bottle ompletely
cured him. For sale by Ireland's phar-
macy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
WHAT is MONEY!

Money, my boy. is silver and gold
Or piece of pictured paper,
And they who possess it manifold
May cut any kind of a caper.
Money, my boy, is worshiped god
And q dearly treasured idol,
Used often as a divining rod
At burial, birth and bridal
Money. my boy, does world of good
And more than worlds Of evil
Good when poured from the hand of God,
Bad If dealt out by the devil
Money, my boy, does not grow on trees,
Is not always had for the asking,
Nor gathered in pocket from every breeze
Without much deceit and masking.
Money, my boy, will buy place and power,
Husbands and wives and divorces
Truthful and false in selfsame hour,
Marshaling all kinds Of forces
Money. my boy. it is sad to say,
Buys "body, soul and breeches;"
Is curse to those who day by day
Live only to hoard up riches.
Money, my boy, both rich and poor
Fall down on their knees before it.
No matter how it may come to their doot,
All are quick to receive and adore 1t.
Money, my boy, "Whnt is itS" you ask,
AS if it were something funny.
A correct reply is no easy task,
For money is nothing but money.
Money, my boy, alone by itself
Is naught but q name for riches.
And whether well or i'll gotten is pelf,
That binders and helps and bewitches.
But money, my hoy, don't pass it by
When skies grow bright and sunny.
For it's ten to one that before you die
You'll find it handy to have some money
Good Housekeeping.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
England and Her Friends.

England as nation has not and rare
" has had friend. She is isolated,
and the world delights to impress her
isolation upon her. Once, indeed she
drew very close to Holland, SO close
that, after fighting her battles for two
generations she offered to make one re-
public with her, but the only results
were seven Of the fiercest naval engage
ments ever known and the BUSTING Of
tho Dutch from their dominion Of the
sea. The only European people who
having passed from under our rule con-
spired to return to it We're the Gascons
at the close Of the hundred years war.
There can be no more curious example
of the caprices Of national friendship
than this Normandy and Brittany.
nearer to MS in breed, climate and posi-
ton, joyfully cast us out, and the hot
blooded province of the south, for all
that it had once rebelled against the
Black Prince. entreated us to stay.
With Scotland the case was different.
She had for many hundred years a
friendship, hardly extinguished until
the middle Of the last century, which
brought woes unnumbered both upon
England and herself and many times
threatened to overwhelm England alto
gether. So surely as an English expedi-
ton went to France down came the
Scots across the border. The victory of
Neville's Cross was won when Edward
III lay before Calais; the victory Of
Flodden was won when Henry VIII lay
before Tourney. The story was eternal
" the same.
If that you will France win.
Then with Scotland first begin
Nothing could shake the friendship
Of France and Scotland, and it was
when France was in her direst need
that Scotland came forward to help her
in her own territory and for reward re-
ceived the high privilege of guarding
the sacred person Of the French king.
--Macmillan Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
Her Dinner Order.

A young man who had lived quietly and
simply in the country came into little
money, and like a fool, rushed off to town
to throw it away. Knowing nobody, the
process was at first slow and even difficult.
But he heard in restaurants he frequented
young men who had money, if not brains
or breeding, boasting of the money they
had spent at dinners. He heard one say,
81 had great dinner last night, and it
cost me $50" So the next day this young
Moses Primrose appeared at an expensive
restaurant, and calling waiter, explain
ed pompously: "See here! / want an ex-
pensive dinner. like the rest OF the bloods
Bring me $50 worth Of ham and eggs. -
Worcester Gazette.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

For your Protection. = Catarrh Cures or
Tonics for Catarrh in liquid form to be taken
internally, usually contain either Mercury OR
Iodide Of Potassa, or both, which are injur-
ious if too long taken. Catarrh is local, not
Il blood disease, caused by sudden change to
cold or damp weather. 1t starts in the nasal
passages, affecting eyes, ears and throat.
Gold in the head causes excessive flow of
mucus, and, if repeatedly neglected, the re-
suits Of catarrh will follow; severe pain in
the head, q roaring sound in the ears, bad
breath, and oftentimes an offensive dis
charge. Theremedy should be quick to allsy
inflammation and heal the membrane. Ely's
Cream Balm Is the acknowledged cure for
these troubles and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, 60 cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

This is the day of anti-this, and anti
that, but what people need most now
adays is the anti-bilious medicine, Sim
mons Liver Regulator, the king of medi-
zines and better than pills. 81 have used
no other anti-bilious remedy for six years
and know from experience that for ladies
of a constipated habit nothing equals it,"
Laura v. Craig, Ellenbury, Fla.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
West Creek Mining District.

Beginning May Is, 1896, the Kuykendall
Transfer company will operate a stage
line between Monument, Colo, and Levin
City, Torrington, Manitou Park, North
Cripple Greek and West Greek, towns
composing the West Creek mining dis
trict; two trips are made daily, which in
eures good connection with our trains in
either direction; rates Of fare via the
Santa Fe Route, $500. For particulars
call on agents, A., T. & 8. F. Ry.
q. 8. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
GRo. T. NICHOLSON, 9. P. A.,
Chicago, I'll.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
Let lis Reasen Together

1t needs "no ghost to come and tell us"
that the sooner dyspepsia is remedied,
the sooner we shall enjoy that right to
which our ancestors laid claim in the
Declaration of Independence-"the pur-
suit of happiness" man blessed with
good digestion provided he has enough
to eats happy. There are hosts of
people with ample means to whom the
sole consolation of healthy pauper is
denied. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is a
certain, prompt and thorough medical
agent through the use of which sound d.
gestion, and the nerve tranquility which
its disturbance causes, can be recovered.
Biliousness, malarial and kidney trouble,
constipation and rheumatism are also
remedied by this fine corrective of dis
ordered condition of the system. Appe-
tite and sleep are greatly improved by it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
SUNBEAMS.

Is that hot enough for your asked
Satan. Purity warm, admitted the newly
arrived Oldest inhabitant, but ! remem-
Der some fifty s2rs ago, when it was so
durn hot that-1he attendant imps, at
signal seized him and showed him down
isn't there.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
How to Treat a Wife.
(Eroup Pacific Haalth Joorno1A

From Pacific Health Journal.
First, get wife; second, be patient
You may have great trials and perplex-
tiles in your business, but do not there
fore, carry to your home cloudy or con-
tracted brow. Your wife may have trials,
which, though of less magnitude, may be
hard for her to bear. A kind word, a ten
der look, will do wonders in chasing
from her brow all clouds of gloom.-To
this we would add always keep bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house. It is the best and is sure to be
needed sooner or later. Your wife will
then know that you really care for her and
wish to protect her health. For sale
by Ireland's pharmacy.
First Young Lady-I'll tell you some
thing in confidence which you must keep
secret. I'm engaged to Mr.. De Richie.
Second Ditto-All right. I'll see that
the report is spread thoroughly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

For every quarter in mans pocket
there are dozen uses; and to use each one
In such way as to derive the greatest be-
uefit Is question every one mnst solve
for himself. We believe, however, that
no better use could be made of one Of
these quarters than to exchange for a
bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Disrrhna Remedy,a medicine that
every family should be provided with.
For sale by 1reland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Young mothers dread the Summe,
months on account of this great mortality
among children, caused by bowel troubles
Perfect safety may be assured those who
keep on hand De Wits Collie d Cholera
cure, and administer it promptly. For
cramps, bilious collie, dysentery and
diarrh9a, it affords instant relief
Newton Drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
The Explanation.

sit seems that the idea of an aristooracy
is not popular in this country" said the
Count de Faique.
"Not at all popular" replied Miss Cay
enne
"And yet the American young women
marry a great many European noblemen?"
"Yes; that's true. The prevailing craze
for antique bric-a-brac is getting to be
positively alarming. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS,

Trains No. l and carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, FL Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be-
tween Chicago aud Kansas City, free re-.
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west Of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
n. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
@. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Well, said Yuss, I've taken powder
for my headache, a pellet for my liver,
and capsule for my equity foot. Now,
what puzzles me is how do the things
know the right place to 60 after they get
inside?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
Not He.

The Coroner-We found nothing in the
mans pockets, ma am, except three but
tons, one handkerchief and receipted bill
The Sobbing Inquirer-A receipted bill?
Then faint my band!-Cleveland
Plain Dealer,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
His Idea of Etiquette.

"If he is innocent don't see why he
should wait for requsition papers before
coming back"
ooh, that's merely his idea of etiquette.
He never would accept a general invitation
or one that was extended in a half hearted
way. "-Chicago Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Mrs. R. DeYcung, Middleburg, Ia,
writes. have used One Minute Cough
Cure for six years, both for myself and
children, and consider it the quickest
acting and most satisfactory cough cure
| have ever used. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
His Choice.

Jack Sprockett-Who are you going to
have as best man at your wedding?
Ned Scorchcr-1 haven't decided yet,
but thought of asking Miss Boomer. =
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
If at All.

Mrs. Observation-Disclosures seem to have
such splendid times that l often wonder
when they do their studying.
Mr.. Rushma-Why, after they leave
college, of course.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

One Minute is the standard time, and
One Minute Cough Cure is the standard
preparation for every form of cough or
cold. 1t is the only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Stage Manager-What do you mean by
not going ON with the ballet?
Chorus Girl have lost my costume
My locket was stolen OH the cable car
New York Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
Even There.

Bobby-Mommer, have found some
thing about bicycles in the Bible.
Mrs. Ferry--Why, Bobby
"Yes'm; it says, blessed are tho pace
Observation-Disclosures Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
Financially Abbreviated.

What q magnificent looking fellow
Bulger Is! Six feet in his stockings"
eyes, and still he's always little
short Detroit News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26
No Fixed Wages.

Applicant-No; didn't git no fixed
wages where l was last. worked on
time.
Business Man-Were you discharged?
eyes, sir; expected to be there for
years, but they discharged me in three
years for bein good"
"That strange! Where did you work."
SIN the penitentiary. New York
World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Binks-What makes you think you
are sure of getting the consent of Miss
Loveley's fathsrs
Lawson-I let him beat me at poker
every time We play.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

In the spring young mans fancy
lightly turns to thoughts of-DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, for they always cleanse
the liver, purity the blood and invigorate
the system. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

No Telling What He Would Do Now.
Lincoln nwer signed a death warrant. !"
True bus no ono wrote life of Lin
coin while Ii. was president. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Don't fool away your money buying
worthless remedies, which are warranted
to cure every disease. Remember that
DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is blood purifier
and blood maker. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla cleanses the
blood, increases the appetite and tones up
the system. It has benefited many peo-
pie who have suffered from blood dis
orders. 1t will help you. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Friend. What skillful touch your
wife has, Binks. Binks. You'd say so If
you knew how much money she manages
to get out of me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Generous Employer TO Office boy)-I
shall give you a sausage for lunch every
day, and if you do your work we'll, at
the beginning of next month / shall add
some mustard.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Uncertain Effect. Mrs. Flynn.-When
l die, Moike, will yez miss me muchs Mr.
Flynn-Oi'll tell yez when yez be dead
Phaix, Dim not fortin' teller.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

She (on the avenue.) There goes
bicycle all in a heap! He. Well, Iguess
you'll find there's woman at the bottom
of it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Did YOU ever think how readily the
blood is poisoned by constipation9 Bad
blood means bad health and premature
old age. DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills, overcome obsti-
nate consultation. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

Mrs. Nodd-I gave my husband beau
tful pipe to-day.
Mrs. Todd-Which room are you going
to hang it in?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

A deacon will pass around the plate
and get more battons than dimes, but a
highwayman can hold out gun and
collect everything man has got. This
goes to show that man will give more
to save his body than to save his soul.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

New Woman. Husband, need a change.
The doctor said my life is too mono
toneus. need excitement. Husband.
Try staying at home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

One swallow does not make Spring, but
one swallow Of One Minute Cough Cure
brings relief. Newtnn's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-26

SO You accompanied your wife to the
play, after all?
Yes; happened to think that if I didn't
she would tell me all about it when she
came home
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1896-10-09
2e9iate1
SMALL TALK

Minor Matters of Interest Briefly and Pith
lily Told
No Polica Court, yesterday morning.
The City Charter Commission is
called for this evening.
There was no business transacted
in the Circuit Court yesterday.
At the LaBelle the nail factory work.
ed yesterday, after u months idleness.
The heating department of the Bel
mont is working full time, while the nail
department is off.
The Alsace Lorain Society gave a
well attended bail in the rooms Of the
Wheeling Democratic club last night.
The occasion was enjoyable through
out.
On Wednesday evening, the Beetho-
ven Singing Society, after its regular re-
hearsal, celebrated the forty-ninth birth
day of President J. NJ. Schenk. The
society spent several hours in social pas
times.
The police shot two dogs yesterday.
One was "sicked" on leJDer carer ny
a boy. with the result that the carrier
was bitten. officer Devinney killed the
animal. The other dog bit a deaf and
dumb printer named Halpin, and was
shot by Officer Holmes.