New-York tribune., 1896-11-29
GEVITS TNREWI RDfD.
ms PROTEST AGAINST pEMoNETizIN' THE ''h
OF ORR MOTHERS"
!, Tho cnlcarl Trlhnne

From The Cnicae5 Trihun~ .... .,...
-, v,u can spare me- about m.nui' of v,Hl @ "in~ M
mink can how 20" 'h'' il VIII
van,asr sneaker wa. swarthy brsk-looking pilgrim
c,rriel In his hand = Hat round par. D.. ,.1 al
60 ahead" replied the ma" "''
yo are he manager OF this dairy unch-couneF
in am he course Of year yo" use thousands Of pies
~. certainly DO" o,.o - s.,..
IN rSnnd number. your daily consumption of pies
~Wha do you want TO know 10, f9r ~, mako ,ny use
xhs,evcr OF he knowledge outside OF NJ Co. h,,, -
We'll don: know that you couH 20 d.y ",' I'M ~ -
vou dii W. abou. 9' pies Jay "''
Zines more sometimes less" o.
And YOU cut them into four pieces t,h.
sdon mo Four pieces. rs easier 70 cni mem
,ba, way Az the waiter has 20 40 y 10 u''s Now ,,
knife iwce , into nve pieces ne difference In
size would be so small a. 20 ' H.o,ll amoint 70 in
The naked eye but soc what II WOMB '''''"'
t s;rkes ihi' Is ra,h@r ss sm9 Tv'' T~' hundred
, nav without counting Sundays. anouht 10 ~
me- se, ,,,id,v on sheet of blo,,ins tina,
lay On ,nf amount to 2eo pies IN year Cut In two two
twice me n cosh M oceels Of the years business
,n nes Is sl252o Now mark these 'sf's a. cs p's
mem ,'rd nnmber $4,000 in the aggregate A. ~"
cents apiece the financial r'sn "o',u ,,,P rc,cin,s
making 1ln"'e' IN loan wear the sum total would Ice
,0 .i0 rpre Doesn't look Ike sham"fH w. %.
slo sloimoa imo ,xou | know a young woman In downtown
money hnse who gets 81 week more than any other
nerson in the establishment Simply N -, IT, ,h.,
" t,,, five pieccs nearly ailk" IN Size mat
c"' uaId a M require hemaic1l Instrument 10 u,
a-jne the dfferenc" with his compatativ"'y =, r,,
the proprieors of that "ating-holse 'H''t
n'.s ssvng o, probably times what 1t costs am
coming 70 reI a he parcel and took sheei-iron
a'@f Sie,e now" he resumed, rs ha, r'uni piece OF
r.lf
meta WI WI" i,.Ie an inch from the on'er crcumfcr-
mar mar rh.s. Sits will admit the point or 'dsr 0t a
case-kn, ,ron, Zach other This Is my own Invention.
nd have applied for patent whrn am hn ',o'' lS
expeclnk, canno; be gansad or disputed. over 1'~
ntu , r. will cost you. including N" rsh' 10 use
onH H, h realilred. should Judge. perhaps ten OF
,hcs. disks making ~" III "''
But dom ms hav, on.y to adj that no waiter.
.e~ "a, % %corclcss can make a ns axe IN us.hg thl'
pie sans' ccs are "A trif. smaller Than the average
only knows that after ,d fairf fInncrIv n, M @ wnile
he feels less opprr,yS my Srienh have no wish to my
IN in,o five piece II wanted 10 eject savins
in the matt .n, Of money and without going to the
slp"n,,o sp"m,r II using any patented arrangement
"oh yn,y you having my pies made trhe smaller
by "ner si,sp9 would then ge; quarter OF pie ~
before and would nrrd nryer suspect ''' II" Vi
pie ise yon n' would NEEDLE wh ne standard wouis
yon? snortei the caller P"ss nmenez " me pe Of o
mohers on he would YOU? ,.,. ,,, u,., o,ys,s thai
lie wrapped up the of a'sK ,ndIenaon
treWWn'" raIl Yourself sound money ma, ,Iani -, ~
wing - ,ugs r sir to broad minded ani gener
os rec-sver man who has an an eye y 10 nssd yo
an se sorry to have wasted my time on a ''"fo"n'r'
,,anopoIisi, Good day. r.,o.,n. ,o ,r,red I'm nj,
win ,ooM nu;ed the rim Of his hat down all around
sud' Goa t,dsa out OF the managers private o'"'e'