The Press., 1896-04-02

Speaking From Experience.
 Little N' Il Cf four summers, consid- ering it her duty to entertain lady who is waiting for mamma, enters into conversation.
 Nan-,IIave you any little girls?
 The Callel-Yes, have two.
 Nan-D do you ever have to whip 'em?
 Tho Callrr-I'm afraid l have to sometimes.
 Nan-What do you whip lem with?
 The Caller (amused)-Oh, when they've been very naughty, I take my slipper.
 Nan (most feelingly as mamma en- ters rs)-Y-yo-you ought to take hair brush. My mamma does, and it hurts awfully. .-Pittsburg Bulletin.
 A vagabond was originally only a traveller or person who we1 from place to place with CT without definite ob- 1ect.
 ELECTRIC BwTERs Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for any season, but per haps more generally needed when the languid exhausted feeling prevails, when GI6 llN6I IS JOIplu dIlu SluSplSn anu Jut need of tonic and alternative is felt. A prompt use of this medicine has often averted long and perhaps fatal bilious levers. No medicine will act more surely in cOunteracting and freeing the system from the malarial poison. Headache, h. digestion, Constipation, Dizziness yield to Electric Bitters. soc. and $1.00 per bottle, at E. K. Taft's Drug Store.
 Many rich man will tell you how he worries and how unhappy he is on account of his riches and yet only one was ever known to give them up of his own free will and that man lived nearly two thousand years ago.
 ARE You EVER ANNOYED by buzzing or roaring sound in your head? Have you difficulty in hearing distinctly? Are you troubled with a continual dropping of mucus, irritating the throat and causing you to cough? Is your breath unpleas- antly affected and accompanied with bad taste? Is your hearing less acute? If so, you have catarrh and should at once procure a bottle of Ely's Cream Balm, the best known remedy. The Balm will give instant relief.
 Some men try to go through the world on the size of their head, forgetting that it is what there is in it that counts
 It's all the same, a slight cold, congest- ed lungs or severe cough. One Minute Cough Cure banishes them. WD Heald Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 No opportunity appears so golden as the lost one,
 A little i'll, then little pill. The i'll is gone, the pill has gone. De Wits Little Early Risers, the little pills that cure great ills. W.D.Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Things that come easy go with the same facility.
 Busy people have no time, and sensible people have no inclination to use slow remedy. One Minute Cough Cure acts promptly and gives permanent results. w, D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Spite is saucy little attribute that goes off with bang and generally hits IIl6 wrong party.
 It is not miracle. It won't cure every thing, but it will cure piles. That's what De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve will do, be- cause it has done it in hundred of cases. w. b. IIeald Stafford Springs c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry
 The higher the collar" of a man beyond certain limit, the lower Is apt to be his brain standard.
 Take a dose of De Witt's Little Early Risers just for the good they will do you. These little Pills are good for indigestion, good for liver complaint, good for consti- patton. They are good. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs c. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Men who think they can do everything can generally do nothing.
 Burns are absolutely painless when De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve is promptly applied. This statement is true. A per feet remedy for skin diseases, chapped hands and lips, and never fails to cure Piles. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
  fancied strength is oftimes his weakest point.
 We might tell you more about One Minute Cough Cure, but you probably know that it cures cough. Every one does who has used it. It is a perfect remedy for coughs, colds, hoarseness. It is an especial favorite for children, being pleasant to take and quick in curing. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 A dude is a freak, who tries to pass as man.
 Its just as easy to try One Minute Cough Cure as any thing else. Its easier to cure a severe cough or cold with it, Let your next purchase for cough be One Minute Cough Cure. Better medi- cines; better results; better try it. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. L. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 It is hard to convince a man that he is conceited, although he will readily admit that the rest of human kind is afflicted with an over- estimate of self.
 The merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla is proven by the wonderful cures it effects.
 Death is but the transition to an un- known eternity, although the suicide seems to think it the end of all further existence. 4-,.,. STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF ToLEDo,l ss. LUCAS COUNTY. w" ,.
 FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY Co.,, doing business in the City of Toledo, County and | St af6 aforesaid and that said firm will the