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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16
ST SOLICITh

Una casa que reuna condolences higienicss
para eTfermerfa, y 50 halle situads en- lss
sf0eras dc la poblaci6n. La Asoc fac:61 de
Dependencies desea alquilarla.
Ponce, IL de Abril de 1895
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

t. utar del ideal polftico que han venido per-
siguiendo hace muchos amos"
Es evidente.
Todos debemos unirnos y apretarnos hasta
formar IN hez compacto y resistente para
contemplar como nuestrcs adyersarios se
aprovechan disfrutan su sabor del siste-
ma autonfm'co, una vez que SO implante en-
esta desventura fnsula. 10 cusl al no ocurre
por pascUa ocurrira Dor navidad.
Entouces nos cabr& la satisfacci6R inmen
50 de presenciar como haceu mapgas CAPT
rotes de las reformas antillsnas, recortando
lss 81 gusto y medida, para que no les ven
gan demasiedo holgadas.
Es IN consuelo como otro cualquiera.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16
. Muy barafO

S4 vende un escelente piano
vertical IN buan uso. Fin las of
cinas de LA DEMocR,CIA Sasa in
formes don Vlcente Font Ca mu-
mas.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16
Gaia de Prestamos
LAS DELICIAS-16

FL dfa 90 del corriente, las nueve de la
maf1ana, Sc remataran en- p1blica subasta
las prendas de los taiones que continua-
clon Sc expresan por cuenta de quien CORES
ponda orden de los que suscrlben.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

MeD6 para esta not he en- el cafe Alh0nabTG:
ArrCz con calamares. B asfftea, de lomillo
carne de fsmilia Ia jardinera, gailina acei
tunada, hallaeas de msiz, huevos al gusto
tcrtilla de 10 que guste1, batifsrras con pa
pas: Helado msntecado, chocolate, cafe y ls-
che.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

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3&70S 36c3y 5SU3o 3o772 39357 $3.50!
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36543 576u7 3S54B 590o7 $3.50 35Sx5
365oO 80 3o555 5sUy3 1886 59942
36o62 37626 3o 80 3y2.y 3. 6o7 3sy49
5S073 577U9 $3.50, 39-4l $50 2 3y974
ab6uz 37o37 3c6 3 3yz4S 3s72 ,yyo5
:67S9 3so7l 3o654 1926 3y7oU 39yy1
Ponce, Abril De 1896.
4-6 Y. Manescda u Co.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16
Sc venleM
AL PU Lie

% MULAs j6venes IL trab j. con
sur ru~ialOs.
Y 2 coches cor 20 pe-i.s.
Iuformara don j B . tiz (BA-
nos de @ l,nsan Po4cs.
Abrll I5 de- 1876 2 10 alt.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Nos ha obsequiado don Manuel Lopez con
an ejemplar de Ia Gsografia de Espsffa =
Puerto-R'co, escrito por nuestro amigo ei
competente professor don Juan Ouevas Aboy,
quien Ia IA corregdo = aumentado notable
mente.
Dicha obrita esta sprobsda por ell Gobier-
90, lieva va siete ediciones. 10 que prueba
Ia gran aceptaci6n que tiene en- 81 magiste-
rio
Damos las gracias al se1or Lopez y reco-
meDdamos nuevamente tan it'll hbro, pues
sabido es que las obras de texto, como la del
sefior Cuevas Aboy, ayudsn al professor al
aiumno.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16
Madrid. Abril 5.

"E Heraldo" pubica un articu!o con ell
epfgrsfe.siguiente en- gruesos caracteres: Cr1
sis pr6rinsd.
La opinion general en- los eircnlos ofcia
les es que ell Presidente Cleveland frmars
el reconocimiento de beligeranoia votado
favor de los insurrectos cubanos, aunque
demorara alg6n tempo gu declaration.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Habana, Mario 80. 0.-EnriQue Alem&1 ha
sIoo fusilado esta maf1ana en- ell fuerte de Ia
Oab&fia.
AbrIl Hoy han sufrido la pepa del
garrote cinco iusurrectos negros.
Aotll Ell Consej jo de Guerra acaba de
conoenar s1ete insurrectes. en-, virtud del
reclente decreto del general Weyler.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Parece que la curia no hila mpy delgado
por ciertas poblsciones del Oeste, = snda q
caza de presuutos criminales que sean pro
pietarios y ofrezcan lafga tela de donde cor
tar, para envolverlos en- sus redes w..
No esta NAL 81 es asf.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

con mauo agena, 4 vuelta de reticeneias
hip6critas y miserables.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Es compile tamente falso que nuestro dig
m respectable amigo don Andres Velez
R vera, muy spreciado entire cuantos le co
.ncen. nor en honrsdez rectitud, aparezca
como mt c6mplice en- ell horroroso crimen
J . out fne vfctima en- el harrio de los Ma
g,s segd FL des sgracia6o jse Oordero, han
,rdicado algunos periodIcos NAL iuformados.
La poticia hs causado muy NAL efeeto en-
IRE los amigos convecinos del sef1or V6ez.
Qne goza en- San Sebastian de grandes sim
Datfas.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Del acta referente sl reparto de los fon
los para BArranquitas, que en- otro Iuga1
1Os rtterlmos, enyio otra copla el Aoaloe oe
44uei pueDio, al sel1or don Juan GlIet Pre-
,tdente dc la CAmara de Oomerclo.
FL se1ur G,let DIen merece Las, manifesto
clones do atltud que Ie acuerdan los Ba.
cranQultenUs.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Parece qle Ia compsfia de. zsrzuela que
trtosJa scLaalnelte en Ponce, 50 inclins al
parecer de las damas que ACllcitar on de ella
una Ancion para las UDras del Parque AbO
tici0a
oFgun teremos entondido, se ponds de
acuerdo los directories do la comp mia con |.
socledsd, Sc susurra q ie ell iueves proxIm,
tenora lugar la fauciou.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

Menu para esta noche en- ell Colmad0 de
Ia ASOctacs01G de Dependencies !:
Bss Hstea.k de lonlIlo, Hsyacas lie gallina,
PaeGeIes de LDaea, klE1ones d la ItaIIana, Pa
70 gu salsa 90 perdlz, Arroz con Coruos, Es-
sabecne de T, scado. HelaGo dc china, cafe,
.eche y ch, colate.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-04-16

81 bien en- la clase de gimnasia para adul
Cos, en- la Asoct4ct6n de Dependencies, Ola
poca anlnaclCD, 5u la lie nlnos, puf /.
.ontIarlo, hey Daetante concurreucls.
Deben los padres tutores Ell Pouce fiiar
81 en- Las indlspensables conveDienclas de ,s-
eos eJ1IClcloS, envlar alil sus ni1los
La glmnasia, no solo prevleue admira be
meDte uLa porcl0n de enfetmedsdes. sluC
que ensancha y vlgorIza los mlem bros. pre-
s'arando mozos rooustos y hombres faertes,
t'ertectamente aptos, en- 10 material, para los
.zareS de La vida
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
BosroN's CONFUSING STREETS
Difficulties That Reset the strnnr.
Within the Gates of the Huh

Dimculties That Beset the Stranger
Within the Gates of the Huh.
The yarn that the downtown
streets in Boston were formerly cow
paths. and that unless one is careful
In keeping bearings he is liable to
walk in circles, although apparently
walking straight ahead, must be true.
because it has been verified. It is to
the effect that a stranger, having
asked a policeman to direct him to n
certain place several blocks distant.
followed the directions until he be.
came bewildered. Seeing q police
man he asked again to be directed on
his way. Confused again by not find
ing the place. he appealed again to a
policeman. "Looh herew the police
man remarked, emphatically, .if YOU
ask me that question again III run
you in-see." A stranger who inserted
that story into q description Of his ex-
periences In the town recently. was
confused whenSa reputable gentleman
Of eighty-ive years INTERRUPTED bv
saying that his experience in 1885 was
similar, except that the person hc
asked was not q policeman. Any yorn
that holds good for half q century
ought to be believed.-New Yori
Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
TOWN HISTORIES IN DEMAND.
The New Colonial societie. Lookin

The New Colonial Societies Looking
Up GenealOEies.
To know what kind of books are
most called for Mt the Congressional
library would probably surprise 90 per
cent of the novel-reading public
throughout the United States. The
demand Is not for general historical or
scientific works nor for romances and
dramatic literature, but just for SIM
pie 'town histories" Under this ru-
brio is comprehended those works
which describe the historical events Of
the foundation and development of
general municipalities. And the most
remarkable thing in connection with
the constantly growing popularity Of
town histories is the fact that the de-
maDd comes chiefly from women.
One of the attaches of the Congress
.sio4al library recently asserted, with
In the hearing Of a reporter, that the
demand for these municipal records by
women was assuming enormous pro.
portions.
what peculiar charm does a town
history exercise on modern American
womankind? was asked of the libra
rian.
"For some time was puzzled about
IT, myself" said the librarian, ''but it
is no longer secret. The craze of
most women to join the Daughters of
the American Revolution and the Col.
onial. Danes is responsible for it. If
you have any female relatives who
might have suspicion that they come
Of historic stock, just tell them what a
great army of their fair sisters are
doing, get the earliest history of the
town In which. their ancestors lived.
md some family name there, and make
out promo facie case Of their eliei-
bility to membership In the Daughters
or Danes, by tracing a connection
with the same name on the roster of
the Revolutionary army That is being
done continually, and accounts for tho
popularity Of the old town histories"
Washington Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Real Fire I. Invi.ible

No eye, says a scientific writer, has
ever seen real nre. The fame is lean.
ing in strange, fantastic form. fifteen
OF twenty inches upward from the coal
and with 1t is a good deal Of black
s0oty smoke. The sooty smoke and tho
flames are one and the same, with only
q difference Of temperature. ME sont
which forms the fame Is red hot. Nv.
cry particle Of the fame is red hot coal
Or particle Of the carbon. The real
1re WEI do not see. The instant that
tbs carbon atoms become really burn.
ed, eaten up by the oxygen Of combns.
ton, they are Invisible. In burning
tnree pounds Of carbon the heated
work 10 done BY eight pounds OF o.
oxygen. The oxygen We do moi .sa
The carbon we only SEQ Just before +
= burned. and the result Of tho burn.
Ing - eleven pounds Of the Compound
q oxygen and carbon which + invisi.
UsNs ID
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! ,rYsrnlu,sious RoADBED.

!, Fhenomenon Not Accounted Tor -
= North Carolina Railway.
r While a representative was on lis
rounds yesterday In search OF items "
met Capt. r.. d. Meares, general agent
OF the Seaboartl Air Line. and put tue
usual question OF newspuperdom:
whats tho ncws?
mot thing" lie replied, "unless sou
want to make an item OF a mystery on
the SeabOard Air Line, that up to GATE
ahs not been solved"
Capt. Mearcs then went on to say
that between the forty-nine and nity.
five nile-posts on the Carolina Central
railroad there is q piece of track for
distance of nearly six miles that pre-
sents singular condition that SO far
amounts to nm inexplicable mystery.
All trains, going and coming, go 10
grinding and start terrible squeak.
ing when they get on this six miles OF
truck, The noise comes from not only
one car hut from every locomotive,
every coach land every car Of whatev-
erkind sets up grinding as If turning
curve.
The noise is something like the
screeching Of an ox-cart that has no
grease on it, and it is made by every
truck in the train. The track Is per-
fectly straight, and, as there Is no
curve Mt all, the cause Of the grinding
and squeaking has mystified the rail-
road people.
Every effort has been made to ascer-
tain the cause of the difficulty. The
locomotives have been examined, the
coaches and cars have been scrrtin-
lied, every cross-tie and every rail has
been inspected, every joint has been
looked at land every foot of the track
has been regauged. but no explanation
could be found. The section master
has almost crawled over the six miles
on his knees in search of the cause;
the roadmaster has tried his best to
ferret out the matter and the superin-
tendent has been over the track and
inspected it-all Of them making re-
peated efforts, time and again, to find
out what is the matter-but they have
given it up as q bad job. They have
they have not only not been able to
cause Of the noise, but they have been
unable to discover any theory to ex-
plain the mystery.
1t is one Of the railroad mysteries of
the age, and has been going on for
twenty years. During that time the
cross-ties and rails have been relaid.
several times with new ones. but with
out effect. Who can explain the mys.
tery?-Wilmingto Messenger.
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/, he would not allow Miss O'Mcara t,
] descend into the l,o0t

/ he would not allow Miss O'Mcara to
descend into the boat.
When Frances had consented to re-
main on board an unpleasant weight
was removed from Abraham Nailer's
apology for heart.
And then the captain said that the
sea would presently be growing rough.
and that FramptOn himself must 80 at
once or not at all.
Good night. Miss Frances, and con-
sole yourself that you will be with your
uncle tomorrow" said the good old do
nestle, as he placed his foot on the
topmost step of the ladder.
those words were the last which in
this world he was to utter; for the next
step sank beneath his foot, the ladder
swung around, he was jerked from his
hold, and, with a loud cry, James
Frampton was plunged headlong into
the ocean.
Then arose the loud screams of wom-
en- and groans of dismay from the men,
while everywhere about the deck re-
sounded that appalling cry, "a man
overboard!'
Ropes were thrown over the vessels
side, life buoys were cast into the sea,
boats were speedily manned, blue
lights were burned, but all in vain for
the rescue Of James Frampton, living,
or for the recovery Of his body, dead.
The deep sea was. to be his everlast-
ing grave.
And to all this horror was added the
lightning's fearful flash, the thunder's
loud, terrific roar.
Deeply attached to good old Tramp
ton had been Frances O'Meara; and
through the long ensuing night inces-
sanity wept, as though her heart would
break.
"There is no danger now that James
hampton will reveal a certain name
to your unele!' Abraham said, in a
low tone to Clarellont, and casting
significant glance towards the
broken ladder.
And the true meaning Of the look
was comprehended by Stanley Clare
mont.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Go Be contlnued.)
MUSHROOMS AND ToADsrooLs.
Rules by which Food Can BE Distin.
guished From Poison,

Rules by Which Food Can he Distin.
guished From Poison.
The common mushroom never
grows in the woods. Remembering
this, the collector will not eat supposed
mushrooms found in the woods, and
may thus save his family the unpleas-
ant necessity Of coroner's inquest.
Tho gills of the common mushroom
are pink or dark-brownish purple. but
can be distinguished only by accurate
knowledge of their individual appear
ance.
A large genus. the lactarius. is
known by its exuding milk when the
stems or caps are broken. Many of
the species are esculent. None of them
Is poisonous, several of them are large.
white and snowy; with two exceptions,
they grow from the ground, and arc
found in the woods in large auanti.
ties. On tasting, one is disposed to
think that spontaneous combustion
has occurred in the mouth, but II
loses its fiery qualities on cooking,
and, though 1t Is coarse species, ia
much more tender and sayory than
many of the vegetables we cat.
Here let me shy that, in cooking all
varieties of toadstools they should he
cooked precisely as is the oyster. The
time Of cooking should be detspnined
by the consistency of the variety.
Sail. pepper and butter are the only
nccessaries as seasoning, and the aim
should be to preserve, as nearly az
possible, the natural flavor. 1t is cul.
mary heresy to soak them with gra.
vies or smother them with foreign
havors.-Charles McIlvainc, in phila'
dolphin Bulletin. !;
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Fooled.

II will pursue you unto deathw
Kissed the villain.
II defy you."
With flashing eyes, the heroine drew
from her bosom q letter and thrust It
into his hand.
'Read!" she commanded.
"Foiled again" gasped the mad
dened man.
He staggered away, crushing in his
fingers the notice from the manager
which told him that his services
would not be required after the com.
ing Saturday.-Detroit Tribune.
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Y/j 80 { g 81
: ,tly2;''H.
-
Not GoinE hy the AIR Line.

Not Going by the Air Line.
The common English delusion that
Scotchmen have no sense Of humor is
due to the inability Of the English to
understand the Scotch humor, which
has q much finer point than theirs.
Here Is an incident which il used to
illustrate the supposed density Of UNI
Outstanding Of the Scotchman; 1t
really illustrates, the fact that his
humor is keener than the other mans.
MacTavish, coming to London, met
q cockney on the road.
Hoo faur list to London?" asked
MacTavish.
''ren miles, as the crow files," an
swered the cockney.
"Hoots, toots, mon," said MacTav-
ish; .I'm no gaun to flee; I'm gaun to
waulk. Hoo mony miles list as the
craw waulks?'-Youth's Companion.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Cares Of the rich.
Customer-Have ycu pair Of shears
for cutting coupons that will not bis
ter the hands ?-Fliegende Blaetter.
She Wanted Her Gloves.

The returned Californian sat in the
parlor awaiting the coming down Of
his old sweetheart, who was upstairs
dressing to 60 out when he called.
When she descended she advanced
eagerly to meet him while her color
began to rise.
After shaking hands with him she
said to q girl who was busy about the
room:
Noble, i've left my kids upstairs.
Please 60 and fetch them."
"Great heavensw exclaimed the re-
turned lover, II didn't know you were
even married, Johanna, let alone hay-
ing kids" Boston Courier. AL
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Dear FriendI am in this city, and
am in the advertising business. in
which am taking steps to bring q
new brand Of soap before the public.
I am looked upon as q man bearing q
clean record. see great deal Of ths
city and meet a great many people. I
made the acquaintance Of an Italian
count yesterday. He got of some
chestnuts and gave me a dead roast.
I am living Mt No. 8 Water street, q
block from the river. When You are
down town that way drop In.
Walker Jones.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Might he one. Of Several.

The little group III the corner store
had been discussing national and In
ternational topics with it's usual vigor.
Lem Perkins, who is something Of IN
oracle, came in just in time to hear
one Of the Solons exclaim earnestly:
Its a question o freedom; that's
what 1t is. An freedoms what has
been fought for an bled for and died
for. I tell ye, freedoms got to come
amt 1t, Lem?" he added, suddenly ap-
pealing to the late conner.
eyes," was the reply. II don't
know but it is. Only I'm not clear
yet on which ye're talkin' about, Ire
land, Cuba, the new woman or lunch. !"
-Washingto Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
We All object.

Sniggles-What do you think Of the
X-rays.
Wiggles-I object to 'em The first
thing you know they will be getting
up an Xray for our wives to photo
graph our breaths when we come home
ut night to see whether we have been
drinking or having bay rum put upon
our mustaches.-S. f. Wave.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
The "Hoa.e Deautifnl ),

Fair Countess-1 wish to get some
rugs-somethlng artistic and aesthetic,
you know, but cannot afford to pay
q very high price,
Honest Dealer Right this way.
Here. madame, are some antique
Turkish rugs just in from the fac
tory. Take them home, smear 'em
with grease and tobacco Juice, then
wash them little, dry them in an
oven, lay them for three days in the
sun and they'll look as faded and an
tique as the genuine imported article
costing ten times as much.-New York
Mercury.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
what She Discovered.

Charley Is % tenderhearted," said
young Mrs. Torkins to her husbands
friend.
us he?"
Eyes. Last night, when he came
home late, I heard him tell somebody
who had walked that far with him,
that the kitty was doing well. Just
think Of q man 40 busy as he ID taking
80 much interest in q poor, dumb ami.
mal."-Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08

"The audience is calling for you,"
said the young tragedian's manager.
Are you sure I'm the person they
want?"
''Of course"
"Well, go out and study the express.
ions on their faces, and tell me what
you think they want with me."-NNash-
.ington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Accustomed to 1t.

waiter" said the scholarly-looking
man in spectacles, glancing through
the bill Of fare, "it appears to be the
central idea of this refectory that ev-
erything Of IN edible nature should be,
as Shakespeare says, stale and cheap
to vulgar company"
mo, sir" replied the dignified serv-
itor, but in adapting the cuisine of
this establishment to the wants of its
patrons, the proprietors agree with
Prof. Drummond that what this world
needs is the 'rejuvenescence of the
commonplace
Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Nansen.

Tho other day q man IN fur-lined
coat that reached to his heels walked
up to an ice cream stall In Newcastle
and called for three ices. They were
ssEys6 % him and hs partook q them,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Not Particularly Impressed.

Not Particularly Impressed.
'Ever see anything like it," said the
man who was showing him around.
Anything like it!m contemptuously
answered the Western Populist who
found himself for the first time among
the high buildings of Dearborn street.
Say, was you ever in a Kansas corn.
field ?'-Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Real Irish

Old Lady-Glad to STE you always
so Industrious, Murphy.
Murphy-Yis. mum; sure, TIN always
gardenin' whin I'm doin' nothin.-St.
Paul's.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08

''What we want" yelled Mr.. Lodge,
us more guns, more ships. more sol.
diers--'' .95
",rhat may be whit you want, I.
6rawled Speaker Reed. but what yos
need 10 more wind."-Truth, IA
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Doctor Injecting village dame, after
calling on her husband)-Your hus-
bands very low.
Wife oh, Mr.. Blandford, sir! oh,
he's alters been most respectable
Punch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-05-08
Takins No chances. ).

Here's q good scheme" she saiu,
looking up from the piper she had
been reading.
He seemed q trife suspicious, but II
was 80 evident that he was expected
to ask about 1t that he made the In.
Quiry. it.,4 a
why, It says that some wives shave
their husbands, and In TINT way saye
what he would ordinarily nay to a bar.
ber," she explained.
Mary" he said, after a moments
thought, you NAV get that gown YOU
spoke about this morning. It won't
be necessary for you to get at my
throat with u razor.''-C Chicago Post.
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Several boys were watchlne hin
/ With some curiosity. They stared
when the stranger called for three
more Ices. 40 the last one disappeared
they capped with ast0nisllment.
!. At Inst 9 youth with a bundle OF
lavening Chronicles under his arm
broke the silence with the exclrma-
ton: 5 s!' 81 F7
by George. that's Nansen.-Ar
swers. d 5.p isa '9l15lQ.