The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-05-27
Mortified, May 18.
MORE FOOLS.
He Can't Spell Worth Cent But Has Some
Sensible Ideas.

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Sensible Ideas.
Fish Hook, Adams Co., ILL.,, March Is.
Mr.. Donnelly: l take my pen in hand
to give you weakly addition of my idees
for your paper. They was sepertly and
collectively thunk by me permiscusly in
the follerin order.
Its better not to die than to live and
keep on votin' for dimicrats and republ-
cans.
When green backs pade diets corn sold
for IS sents booshel at the crib, and a
1000 booshels wood pay off $3.50 NOR
gage on the farm. Now it takes 1000
booshels. This Is consequential result of
condishons. Theirs no more corn pur cap
ity, but theirs more fools.
When greenbacks pade diets cows sold
for $50 apeace at the pastur bars and 20 on
EN- wood pay $1,000 of diets. Now it
takes so on EN-. Theirs no more COWS pur
cap.ty, but theirs more fools. It's conse-
quenshal result of condishuns.
When greenbacks pade diets wheat sold
for 81 a booshel and 500 booshels wood pay
$1,000 of diets. Now it takes 5000 boo
shells to doc it. Theirs no more wheat pur
capity, but theirs more fools. Its conse-
Qrenshal result of condishons.
When greenbacks pade diets hay sold for
SIS tun in the cock. Ten akers of hay
wood pay $3.50 of debts. Now it takes 80
akers. Theirs no more hay cocks per cap
ity, but theirs more fools. Its consequent
shall result Of condshons.
When greenbacks pade diets wool sold for
so cents pound at the sheerin block. A
1000 pounds would pay $500 of diets. Now
it takes 5000 pounds. Theirs no more wool
pur cap.ty, but theirs more fools. Its a
consequential result of condishons
When greenbacks paid diets HOSES was
wurth Their wait in jackasses. IL of EN-
wood by home. Now 1t takes a 100.
Theirs no more hoss-fe pur captty, but
theirs more fools. Its consequential re-
suit of condishons.
When greenbacks pade diets hogs sold at
$40 hundred. 10 avrage hogs wood git
$500. Now it takes 20 of the same heft.
Theirs no more hogs pur capity, but theirs
more fools. Its consequential result of
condishons.
When greenbacks pade diets cotton sold
at 40 sents pound. so bales wood by a
plantation. Now it takes a $50. Theirs
no more cotton bales pur capity, but theirs
more fools. It's consequential result OF
condlshons.
Wucu 6ISSuDdChS pduo uctS DuULcE SOU
fur So firkin. Now it takes firk:ns to
git that sum. Theirs no more firkens pur
capitN but theirs more fools Its conse-
Quensha result of condishons
When greenbacks pade diets egs brot a
quartet duzen. Now it takes dozens
to git a quarter. Theirs no more egs pur
cap.ty, but theirs more fools. It's conse-
Quenshal result of condishons.
When green backs pade diets, yung chik-
ems wus wurth IS duzen. Now 1t takes
2 dozensSto git that much Theirs no more
pullets prr capity, but theirs more fools
Its consequenshal result of cond.shons.
But when farm produce wus br:ngin good
prices the bankers wus not satisfied be-
case they Iwus not doin emmy better than
Their nabore, as it will Civ most bankers a
spell Of ctssen if Their Majors is g.tten
along as WEI as thay be. So thay got Kon-
gres too take the government out of the