The sun., 1896-10-16

when aye koom In sarcus tent aye fine pianty
great elephant Hay big as four oxen In Min
nesota lumber camp. Hay got two tails. Val,
bineby hay tax wan tail and hay steal ma
paynuts. Val. aye tai my woman aye
tank hay been dam thief. Ef aye know
which end hay got hay dam head on,
aye skoll kick oder one. Say. vod you tankT
Now do you see." said tho st. Paul man. NC
Clellan IL tho elephant in this case and the
Democratic voters arc like tho swede.. George
is o good fellow. and / kind o hope for his sake
they don't flnd out which end his head isn't on"
Look hero" said Big Tom Brennan to Tom
Dunn. what part is Billy Sulzer to take in this
new Purroy machlne?"
"why7" Asked Tom Dunn.
"Well, what is hs2 Engineer2"
"E,Tssman" "Ea
,"Conductora"
We'll. what in blazes is hep" demanded
"oh. nothin'; just the forced draught,"" said
Dunn, and Brennan said "Ah. of course"
"There's nothing that will turn mans head"
said Cornelius Van Cott last night, quite as
quick as politics. He gets into politics. and
pretty quick he thinks he's a statesman. After
citizen"
you can think that out" was the reply.
Judge Lansing OF Lincoln, Neb.. tho homo of
the Boy Orator. has been spilling stories around
this section for week. Yesterday he said,
The Democratic party reminds mo OF the
farmer who had a potato patch that was nearly
seen up pey Sy 3en OUT into the patch With
they put il on in LIQUID form: He'd got about
bug jumped square into his mouth. Ha. .hR,'
said the farmer, IN AZ you, anyway. and he
Red RaI Sao the farmer. G @ too We'll the Democratic
gave gave us free trade and let tho patch get buggy.
and now it's giving us Paris green to clean n, out
SqE IT s s sus s'J ssGrs hsn h
the party has been squirting the poison down Its
throat ever since"
My! Myl" 1t sounded from Sinjin's room.
and it sounded like sinjin's voice. though. Of
course, 1t is not certain that 1t was. MY! My!
My!" said the voice again. and 1t was followed
and ia again the VOICE: II do wish that our State
papers would get over this alteration Of mind
somebody really would seem to bo in earnest.
Just look at the kind OF support We ar are getting.
Just listen: here's the leading editorials
SUICIDE
doss take ss rs,y fsrn dea 70 % 5a
rssponsi6iiislcs Ba, should the mad Impulse of the
moment be acted upon;
Here's the Rockdnd County Times. supposed
SAYS:
1t is pointed out as q singular phase of the manu-
iactars OF ma h a f inas & "no nn
requiring output OF say SO 100 tons no attempt
Sripe pee ,nw,pI fIom one ~ ron capacity
"My,my! Let us 90 to the next supporter OF
the cause at hand. Here's the Neub,ir0h Press.
1t says in its leader right under the noble name
In our rgotlsm we think we are growing wiser;
that keeping pace with the marvellous new discov:
on the OF our @ and
taken.
on this is too much" There was a heavy
taii. Jimmy ol'er pullea the ooof 10.
, w ,.
Ausus.ua Rsn,Sotion sners1 comm,,,.s the ia nG
charles Ridgwav met Yesterday Apyustns ia
ona .aa, ,.,i.r .nu ,u, n '.n,, ,.,,,n
great story tel'er out ne isnt teiiinE many
Hello, Charley" he said. 'stumpinG It. are
yoay yyEo. "a ,ur. ,,."s,,d Ridovor
Telling any Of my stories - asked Augustus.
why. no. Gus" said Rtdgway: I'm for
Bryan"
1,,u,,. ,,ou,,,u, o-h. o.,
his post as Secretary at Republican national
Headquarters Yesterday. and Prof Williams
.o,Iaa ne ',,,h a. ~ ,.'"a.. .'
spoiied postage stamp with a nne recklessness.
The General has gone to Canton.
"Anv bets Colonel ?" asked the renorter ~
~, swords st tho he,donsr,ers NJ ~ ,hs P.nnb,i-
Coi o"oras NJ inc eheaoquarterh ithe hepuoii-
can National Committee.
No" said the Colonel. but I came near
...,. ~. to,Io,,r ~ .u -,
getting one. feliow,he was an rlght' too
he wanted to know II Id bet on Indiana and on
Illinois separately. Sure, said. We'll, be
Ia - iii 49,, ,,.,e 49,. Ia, 49,, a'' So
said' theh VIII you give tho same ooas that you
win both betsT Why. certainly ! said; and
then IN made ny mistake. l said: IN tell you
all the bets That showed that was anxious.
and he went up tho elevator and lost him"
This lie no Joke. Register to-day. Register
this morning before you go 10 business. To-day
and tomorrow are the last Two Gays OF regis
tratlon. II you are not registered you VIII miss
sto,ss hss an joyyad ror thir,n vaars TS.t "a ~
jov that will follow the Giving OF an eyeriastinS
tbump To Bryan SeWalf Rebudjation and xnI
archy' Reeisteri Reeister! Regsterl and
sma.h ,bem ~A' s'' ""u
''AA'" ''
Tho American Protective Tariff League has
49,, ..asis. a.. .ss,r ao,,.,,.. - 90
oeeh ep'e"uinK I'D 'afih uoe'''hee o'ef INC i"ce