The evening times., 1896-11-04
|ENTHUsED ANBz8O0zED.
Over-Joyful and Overloaded
People in Police Court.
PAID FINES FOR THEIR FUN
Weary and Thirsty FeIlo-s Who
Mixed Profanity and Pol1tics-Ius-
s!es Provoked During the Heat of
Conflict-Passing of the Process
sion of PartiSans.


Mike Flynn, the custodian of the door
way oil the Temple ur Juctlce, WAS tie only
man who would still acknowledge himself
TO be a Democrat. A little occurrence like
that of yesterday is not suIflClenI to shake
Mixes faith in democracy.
WIN his ''uilN ne poinoeu tHudy 10 TIE
pen as containing the iirst effects of
I'M ckInley a nj prosperity.
Mike referred 70 those Who had ceie-
brd.ru MIU.i zoo InuCn in.arils un-.eu VIZ.
into xicants. There We're many whose cup
OF Joy ran over last night.
Abraham Herold was one. He started TO
60 home, alter having convinced hihseL
mat JDe Republican ucket' was victorious
ana he bau iiiied hiniseif with beer III
proportion 10 the majority.
on Georgetown car he became bos-
ferrous and referred To the Tree silver
canuidate In very uncumpiimentdry Ian
guage In his opinion Bryan ougDJ To be
in a place which is fully and wildly de-
scriDeu by Dante, and wDicn BOB inGersol
says doesn't exist.
Abraham, in iact, committed the whole
popocraJic party to that region, and TO
carry out the sentence he invoked the aid
OF the Almighty. The conductor put him
OFF, with the remark that his tram was
not bound Tor that place, ana suggested 10
Abraham that he was on the wrong track.
WHAT HE GOT.
Then Abraham cursed some more and
hurraned Tor Mckinley, ana this was not
pleasant Ia the ears OF tile disappointed
DryanItes, who We're going nome with sad
hearts. Abraham's celebration viii cause
him To regret the election for fifteen days
i'll the worhhouSc.
Coleman Parker took a drink every time
there was a Favorable bulletin, ana as they
Were numerous Coleman drank SO frequent
ly That lie got locked up Tor curSinS and
being dIsorderly. Five dollars was the
penalty.
IatrIck Cady thought he was justified in
shouting last night, and ir he had done so
without using the name of the Deity and
getting drunk he would not have been III
police court this morning. For fifteen days
he will repent.
Frank Garrett and Bernard Wonent will
keep him company.
.i0nn O'Hare ana Walter CorevilIe, respec-
table LOOKING boys, Were for Bryan, even
after the returns showed that the Nebraskan
had started upon his trip for SALT River.
They shouted for their ravOrite and
William Hunt heard them and took Of
fense.
William had come prepared for fight
with a long-bladed butcher knife. He
drew 1T upon the Bryanites and gave
them chase. He was fined S25.
DON'T LIVE IN PEACE.
Everett Thomas and Mary Brown, both
coiored are neighbors on Columbia Terrace,
but they do not live iii peace, as neighbors
should. Everett, UP to Il short time ago,
had q tame pigeon and Mary had a pet cat.
The feline would sit on the backyard fence
and watch The bird with furuyc glances.
The dove cooed and the cat purrcd, but
they We're not friends, and one day pussy
sprang at the pigeon as II sat upon one OF
pdlIugs, and there was nothing LEFT Of the
bird but the feathers.
Everett vowed ne would have revenge
upon that cat. So he armed himself with
sticks and stones last Saturday night and
hombarled the backyard OF the Brown
family, and the next day there was a dead
cat III the alley. Everctts arrest follow
ed Hrla-
Jimmie Macum, diminutive pickan-
niny, testified against the feline slayer
this morning. As Jimmie took the stand
he was chewing something after the man
ner of him.
w nat that in your mouth. boy?" said
the Judge.
''Notnln'.'' replied Jimmie, hanging his
head.
Chewing your tongue. .eh?'' suggested his
honor.
Nav; that's jes gum"
Remove it at once, 50 you can talk" de-
manded his honor.
.Iimmie's Jaws relaxed and his chin fell
down upon his vest, and out rolled a quie
OF ''tutti frutti," and then he told how
Everett threw stones and dun gone kilt
Miss Browns kitty
TIE murder of the cat cost Everett just
81. but he still mourns the loss of the
pigeon.
a NEW JERSEYITE IN TROUBLE.
New Jersey went Republican yesterday
in spite of the fact that Edward Nc
Julien did not cast his vote in that com
,nonwealth.
McJulien was arrested at the Capitol
grounds Monday. He had been asleep and
fancied himself on the way To Jersey.
When he was awakened by the officer
he protested agaii..t being denied the
right of suffrage, and said that his Vote
was necessary 10 carry the state for Nc
kinley.
He was sent to the Washington Asylum
Hospital, where it was found that he only
had a case OF the Jim jams, and was not
otherwise demented. Yesterday he was
! released, and Policeman Walsh "vagge,i'
him at the Peace Monument.
He has been drunk for several days -
said the officer. "fIe lives by picking up
apples, grapes and bananas from the fruit
stands, and begs about the streets''
what makes you beg?'' asked his honor
WHO'S been begging?' replied Nc
Julien, in an indignant tone.
WHY, Sd" you asking men Tor money
on Ninth street, and man gave you a dinner
at the Vatoldi,'' said the judge. "Bonls
or thirty days" Mac took the latter.
sadie was drunk and begging on the Ave
nue. last night. said Policeman HAYNES in
testifying against Sadie Hertzog. "She was
going from one saloon to another, as full
as they fill them"
''Got anything to say, Sadie?" inquired
Judge Kimball, who has known her almost
since Sadie has known herself.
Yes, judge, your honor. / want to
go home"
Il will accommodate you. Thirty days
on the farm. You reside there most of
the time '+
New Baptism in Patriotism.
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