New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-30
4 PARTING.

a maiden stood upon the sands
Her lover held her by the hands;
"a i,I m palf WON w%7" 60 ." She erred "AIackl
fear | must. quoih nc
And then he took little smack
And went away to sea. NJ
A rural Georgia preacher says The Atlanta
Constitution finding the weather too warm
pulled off his and preached IN lis shir sleeves
After the sermon good brother. thinking an
editor who was present would make a sensation
of the incident said to the parson.
Il don't suppose you know when You pulri
off your to-day that one OF them newspaper
feers was i'm mcetin'?"
YES. | did replied the preacher But haa
my eye on it all the time
The Explanation -Tendcrfoot-I don't undcr-tand
the epi,aph on this tombstone 1t says lie IalNd
Broncho Pcte-That's right. lie called AhaH Inc
"A liar.--(Chicago Tribune
THE Boston Journal says that rot long ago
venerable couple from "A far Western town arrived
late az night at seaside resort and bcine weary
went at once 20 bed Just the husband vs.
falling asleep he murmurod: Listen 10 the suih
Matilda; it's glorious worth the journey h"Veht
heard 1t for forty years" In the morning they -"
no sea from windows or piazza ON inquiry Ue
husband discovered that bowling alley htd iD''-'
him to his rest.
Uncle Simon. what is living 1t down ms.
We'll II Is doing something mean ana tn'h 'a'e :,
ing round until everybody who knows aNou' " !"
dead."-(Chicago Record.
There is clerk at the Fort Hall Indian Agency
who has a mustache nine ieet long.
Overlooked.-"Irs jos like our furgtfulucss" he
said regretfully as he stroked his long WIZ
beard and sazed at the g,udy proclamauon ~, ~.
the billboards. We've met an adJOuI"'" Al"
what is too iate?" asked the man who was with
him ,s FIR
free silver an free speech. an free ridin on s ot
through hadn't left out nothin An here M
thet we've left out one o the most important ,Ss
ter the thea ters"- washington Star.
An Alabama man is quoted in THE Washing
ton Times as saying that "A coal company OF 'nS'
State will soon be able to put coal on ocean steam
ers leaving New-Orleans cheaper than other w
orators can do. Millions OF dollars when nave
heretofore gone into the Golfers OF other S'a'''
and principally into Pennsylvania. VIII no" v
turned into Alabama. other companies, ne S"'
will be formed and soon every foot OF grounu =,
our valuable mineral belt will be the scene :.
mining operations. II all goes smoothly as u w"
promises. the need for Northern capital VIII S0O"
cease to be felt and the industries oil A'"0"
Will be without outside assistance
Too True TO Iife-"Why does the photograpnS
have TO sue that rich young widow for ms p"hR t
Because he took a dozen pictures 80 ~ Ire
her that she refuses TO settle. -tlrUo" ~
Press.
The market price OF whalebone Is now soh''''
like $1,000 IA ton. and 1t Is approaching III N"'u' "
the time This leads an English paper JoN'neP
suggest the adoption OF A whaleoone cur''"'''
there is no chance OF over-supply OF the a'''''
and IL cannot be initiated.
Il want the bicycle number OF The Scottlsh S""'
tcrly Review. " said ne to the newsdealcr ,,...,,
Il don't think The Scottish quarterly he''e"
has ISSUED "A bicycle number. sir. 49, ,p,,,s
No? How much behind the times -'i''S
burg Chronicle