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FOR RENT.
STORES WITH DWELLING.

S1OO-1215G ST. Nw.;s ROOMS AND
bath: yard to alley; in first class Cundi-
ton; will rent store sepa rate from house il
desired; key at taisorfice. (333)
$45-l10S STH ST. SE.-Brick store
and dwelling; 2 rooms; 4. IN. 4. Q14
$4S-11Oe sTH ST. SE.-Brick store
with 2 rooms md bath (114)
&A5,OO-1030 21ST ST. NW.-BRICK;
rooms, oath and basement; cellar
under store; will rent separate. (3539
S25-TAKOMA PARK-Store and dwell.
ing; near both car lines. (37l)
S2O.OO-21ST AND L SITS. NV
Large store room and cellar; used for
grocery 1858 }
Sl5.5O-1425 G ST. NE-Store and
rooms t376)
Sl6.OO-34P ST. NV; STORE ROOM:
including fixtures (S95)
S15.OO-1723 Pa. AVE. NV. (l35)
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FOR RENT HOUSES.
tFURNISBED.l

S125.OO-I ST. NV, NEAR 18TH ST.
Brick; stories; 8 rooms. and bath;
completely furnished t367i
S12S-P ST. NEAR DUPONT CIRCLE
Brick; stories, l rooms and bath:
heated by furnace. t342y
S6S-oN RHODE ISLAND AVE. BET.
9TH AND l0TH-Brick. 10 rooms and
bath: completely furnished t4l3
$4,000 MONTH-N. II. AVE. SOUTH
I DUPONT CIRCLES rooms and bath;
completely furnished. (37Sl
S5O-1209 U ST. Nw.-Brick; rooms
and bath: completely furn ished; a.
m l. t4OOj
S6O.OO-10I 11TH ST. Sc Brick. fur
nishedso looms and bath:a- MI dlSl
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Washington, Irlount Vernon I
Alexandria Railway Co.

From Station, Thirteen-and-a-half street
and PennsyIyania avenue.
10.2o.ex., IL, 12 q. m., l, 2. 8, 4.15;
SIS. 5.45. els, Z rs. 0, 10, II, 9 p. IN.
sun,ia y. rirsttrain, q ia, m ;lasttrain 1 @ p NJ
For Mt. Vernon 10. II 2 a. IN, 1. 2. 8.
G.E. ABBOT. GEO II. PHILLIPS,
Gen Manager Gen. Pass Agent
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PR0POS AIS.

PROPOSALS. Tor supplies for TIE
Navy ARA, Washington 10 C.-Sep-
tenber &c, ls96-sealcd proposals, IN
doTSeu .'lIul o'als for Supplic> FOR the Navy
October I3, $50. : Will te received at The
Bureau of supplies and Accounts, Navy
Department, Washington. l. u, until -
O'Clock noJn, OCTOBER IL. 1896, and
publicly opened Immediately thereafter, 10
furnish at Jhe Navy Yard, Washington. ID.
t., = bcH-I uwcr elevators 5 no CupolaS
cles must conform TO The Navy standard
and pass the usual naval Inspection Blank
proposals will be furnished upon application
To the Navy Yard, Washington u. &.
The attention of nianufa ci ureTS and dealers
Is invited. Tie bids, all other things Icing
equal, decided 10y lot Tie department
reserves he right To waive defects or TO
reject any or al tHGS uui dCcEied aGvau-
tagcuuS Ia the government. EDWIN
STE ART 1aymaster General. u. 5. n.
oc3,6 St2
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FOR HIRE
FOR HIRE

FOR HIRE To GrufDulcrs and business
men, horse and buggy or Dayton, 81 80
and s. per day. Apply to the REX STA
BLES, rear or Glo L 81. Ew.. telephone CALL
1U9 my1G-tf
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AUCTION SALES.


UNITED STATES MARsHAL's BALE.
By virtue of a. writof fieri facias isslied
nut of the clerks office of the supreme
me directed, will sell at public sale, for
cash, in front of the Courthouse door. city
Of Washington, District Of ColumbiG. on
THURSDAY, October 8, a. D.. 1895 ut
claim and interest of Henry II. Fry In and
10 the following described property, to VII:
Part Of lot numbered IL in square num-
northeast corner of said lot, and running
thence south ON the line of Eighth street
10 feet and inches, thence west 69 feet
and 4 inches, thence north b feet and
inches, and thence east TO the place of
beginning, situate in the city Of Washing.
ton, District of Columbia. Seized and levied
upon us the property OF said Henry NJ. Fry,
and sold to satisfy execution No. 26543 in
favor of Thomas w Smith,
ALBERT A. WILSON, q. 8. Marshal.
DUNCANSON BROS, Auctioneers.
SpS. L. L. 10 % oG "a .nc3G
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wANTED-fosTAGE STAMPS.

WANTED For cash. all kinds or Old
UnIteu states postage and department.
stamps. Collections also bought. Ii. r.
DUNK HORST. 1908 1tli st. NV se9-tr
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MR.. DAVID |. SELKE,

Form eriy teacher of German in the public
schools of this city and IN several of its pri-
vate educational institutions. will resume
instruction on October 10 Rcasonabc c rates
10 classes of not less than four. Refers 70 j.
Almond Wilson. Esq. Secretary Coloniza.
tion Society: Hon. Simon wof, L Francis
Riggs. Esq, Gen. Il. G. Dyrenforth. Mr..
Sara J. Spencer and others. Apply at resi-
dence. No 1896 Sixth ST. n. w. octg-tf.
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wAsrEp-ruRs1sHED HOUSES

w WANTED-Furnts houses. We have
many applications for furnished houses
IN all legations Of the city. THE TlAly19
REAL ESTATE BUREAU.
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c. G. SLOAN & CO.. AuCTIoNEERs.
l4O7 Il NV.

NUS Y rs SALE Ot lMPRON ED REAL
ESTATE, NO. 1857 OHIO AVE. NV,
BY virtue of a deed Of trust, dated March
%, 1894, and duly recorded in Liber No,
1901 folio l72 ct seq, OF the land records
OF The District OF Columbia and at the re-
guest or the party secured thereby, We, the
undersigned trustees, will sell at public
auction. in front OF the premises. on MON
DAY, Y,theTwELFTH DA Y OF OCTOBER.
1896. at FIVE O'CLOCK =. NJ. the fol
lowing land and premises situate in the
city OF Washington. District OF Columbia
and designated as lot ID. in Subdivision Of
lot , in square 251. as the same appears
OF record in the office OF the surveyor OF
said District of Columbia. together with all
the Improvements, consisting OF a three
story brick building, No. 1857 Ohio ave.
NV
Terms of sale: Orc.fourth OF purchase
money in cash. aud the balance TO suit
purchaser, monthly. II desired. with interest
at per cent per anDuIn. payable SEMI
annually. from day of sale. A deEOsit OF
800 VIII be required OF the purchaser
at the time OF sale. All convcyancing, re-
cordi:lG, cjc.. at Purchasers cost. Terms
OF sale to be complied with in ten 1O)
days. or the property To I've resoid at risk and
cost of defaiiting purchaser.
SAML. +. HYMAN.
FILLMORE HARRISON.
ocl-dSds Trustees.
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PosToFFICE NOTICE.

Should be read daily by all interested
aSchanges may occur at any time.
Foreign mails for the week ending Octo-
ber 10 Will close promptly at this office as
fDllnws.
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EDUCATIONAL.
Georgetown University
(Founded 1881.
SCHOOL OF LAW.
EDUCATIONAL.
FACULTY.
(Founded 1881.

TASOLl L.
Rev. j. HAvENS RICHARDS, s. j.,
President of the University.
HON. HENRY b. BROWN. LII. d.
tJusticc Supreme Court OF the United Statesl,
H. LeStqTer ct on n, Admiralty Jurlspradence. =
lChief Justice United States Court of Claimi),
Emeritus Professor of Statutory and Admin.
istrative Law and Legal Maxims.
associate Justice Court of Appeals OF tile
District of Columbia).
Lecturer on Constitutional and International
Law and Comparative Jurisprudence.
Hon. SETH SHEPARD, LII. b.
associate Justic Court of Appeals OF the
District of Co,umbia).
Lecturer Oh Law OF Corp, rations and Equity
Jurisprudencc.
Hon. JEREMIAH NJ WILSON. LII d.,
Dean of the Faculty and Lecturer on tho
Law of Real Estate
Hon. LOUIS +. MCCOMAS
associate Justice supreme Court o' tue p's-
trict OF C0.nmbla),
Lecturer on tie Law of Contracts anu the
Law of Evidence.
JOSEPH ] DARLiNGToN, Ill. D.
(Special Lcctures-subiecr and date to be
hereafter announcedl
GEORGE L. HAMILTON, LIZ. L..
Lecturer ON Practice, Iestamentary Law and
Equity Pleading and Practice.
r. ROSS PERRY. A. NJ. LII. d..
Lecturer ON Common Law Plcadings Crimi-
nal Law and Domestic Relations.
Rev. RENE holland. >. j..
Lecturer on Natural Law.
TALLMADGE A. LAMBEIT. LII. D.,
Lecturer on Civil Law.
CHARLES a. DOUGLASS. Esq,
Lecturer on the Law OF Iorts and Negotiable
Paper
MICHAEL j. COLBERT, A. NJ.
Lecturer on the Law of Personal Property.
ID. w. BAKER. \. a.,
Judge of tho Circuit Court and Lecturer on
Elementary Practice.
COURT OF APPEALS: Messrs. Talimadge
A. Lambert, Job Barnard and Henry Wise
Garnctt.
EXAMINERS: Messrs. j. Altheus Johnson
and Henry W. Sohon.
CLERK OF COURTS: Harry w. Hodges.
SAMUEL NJ. YEATMAN, A. NJ.
Secretary and Treasurer.
Il. NJ. HUNT, LII. NJ.
Assistant Secretary.
The twenty-seventh annual session of tho
School of Law opens on WEDN ESDAY.
Hchool building. Nos. 50j and iOS L street
northwest. when the introductory lecture
will bc delivered and announcements made
lor the ensuing term. Present and prospective
students. alumni and all others interes: cd
are cordially invited TO be present. The sec
building daily from to u. ~, for intorma-
ton, enrolment, &c. Those proposing to
connect themselves with the school for the
ensuing term arc requested to enroll thclr
names before the opening night. and thus
avoid the delay incident TO that OCCASION.
Circulars giving course OF study. terms,
&c. can be Obtained at book stores OF ". IL.
Morrisons Sons, lS26 + street LoFthwesf:
Lowdermilk & Co. liti + street northwest,
and Joan ByrEe & Co.. 1872 i street north
west. aud at W. :. Thompson's Drug Store.
st3 10Th street northwest, or on application
personally or by letter TO thc undersigned.
;. NJ. 1EATMAS.
se2l2y-tf Secretary.
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FOR SALE-HORSES.

FOR SALE-A very fine young stylish
horse: guaranteed sound; 16 hands;
weighs /. 80; also one OF the finest bust
ness horses In the city: also fine cut
under surry, and ladies' phaeton. Jos
1tth st. NV. oc7-St
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AUCTION sALEoF GOVERNMENT

AUCTION SALE OF GOVERNMENT
PkOPEKIY-0nice of Building fur
Library OF Congress, Washington, ID. c.,
October s. 1886. Miscellaneous tools, re-
fuse lumber, rope ana other old materials
will besold at public auction on the premises
or the Building for the Library of Congress-.
in this city, on TUESDAY, the 18th day
of October. 1896, commencing at 10 O'Clock
a. IN. These eartic,esmay he seeuand schedule
obtained on application to the auctioneers
Or to this office.
BERNARD II. GREEN. in charge.
RADCLIFFE, SUTTON 4 CO., Auction
GERS. oc6, Z SO, ,10,l
PUBLIC SALE-By virtue OF n deed
or trust To me, dated J January II, 1896,
recorded in Liber. W, No. o, folio So. Of
the land records of Fairfax county, Va.
and by direction of the holder of the uotc
secured thereby, shall offer at public
saie 10 the highest bidder on the premises
on TUESDAY, october 13, 1896, at 1890
y. M. tue farm and mill property, contain
ing about seventy acres, more or less,
known as Clouds mill, situated on the
Little River turnpike. about three miles
from Alexandria. Va, and being the land
lately owned by James F. Carlin. Esq
Terms made known at time OF sale.
GEORGE j. BOND. Trustee oc3-lat
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MT. VERNON SEMINARY,
Corner NJ and Eleventh Streets n. W.
Eoarding and Day School for Girls.
Preparatory. Collegiate and Post GradU.
ute courses OF study. Special students
admitted. Thorough instruction in all de.
partments. in accordance with best modern
methods.
-Four spacious. connecting buildings. re-
-ceutly erected. and specially designed for
school purposes, with passenger elevators.
steam heat. nd perfect sanitary conditions.
together with play ground and tennis
court. furnish every requisite for re-
lined home. and complete school equip
nIeut.
Twenty-second year opens Wednesday
September th!rticth, for classification OF
boarding pupils, and Thursda y, . october first.
classification of Day Pupils
MRS. ELIZABETH j. soMERS.
Principal.
MRS. ADELIA GATES HENSLEf.
sel lG-lnio Associate PRINCIPAL
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FOR RENT-STABLES.

$5-REAR I343 CoRCoRAN ST. NV
room for two horses and one carria ge
In thorough condition. 1884,
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NO FEE UNTIL CURED.
mr. TE THERN 4 NJ

SDecialiSt IN all forn.S OF ErNHI,' diseases
Hydrocelc. IGricocclc and Structure cured
Consultation free Every day, . TO II, 9
to 9; Tues Thurs and Saturday eve nngs
z to 6. Coz L 1t. nv. Closed Sunday
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7 WILL NOT lie responsible for any
debts contracted by my wife, Ella Nc.
Aleer. HARRY AcALEEk. 902 French st.
NV. ocG Stem
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STEAMSHIP LINES.
AMERICAN LINE.

Sew Hork-Southampton Q.ondon-PaflD
1wiE-screw U. y. Mail steamships.
SarinE every Wedhes iay.
Paris. Oct. :. 10 an 81. Louis, Nov. l. 10 l
s. Louis. Oct. II. 10 a,n New i'k Nov.li, 10 am
New Y,k Oct. II, 10 am Paris Nov. - ~ an
81 Paul Oct 81. 10 am st. Louis. Noy.2i IL an
Paris. Oct. Is. 10 am New York, Dec.2 &c an
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FOR RENT.
PUBLIC HALLS.

S1S MoNTH: Gle LA. AVE. NV
Third floor. l314)
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j. e. SCHEEL. teacher of piano:
organ ana singing at sight: particular
attention to beginners. as well as 10 tIose
1910 {; st NV rC3-Tt-em
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PROF. CLAY. clairvoy''ht ana me. NE,
diuni tells business. love, or ialn.iy
troubles, losses, ali events of life: causes
speedy ninrriag ges; brings separated 10
gether: helps all in trouble rec, QUO.
10 to o sally 4S9 II ST. sw sell-1nl,em
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ia MES b. SMOOT has removed
from Sl2 Florida ave. NV. 10 10 . 81.
NV, where all orders for c3rEeU Ia ylns anu
Dpholstering will receive prompt atten-
lion. drtn nnslal. OCS-4l
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LADIES needing Coniidcntial treat.
neEt, sure and sale relief i'll all
woman complaints and irreSula rites Sep
arate rooms for patients before and dur
ing confinement, and find home for infants
II required Strictly confidential. MRS
DIR. RENNEk, 10 4th ST. ne, near Z
Can. ST.. Mashin gton. d G.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.


FRESCO painters meeting THURSDAY
evening, 1:30 D. m., corner l 9Th ST
ana Ia. ave. NV. Over Reeds storC
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NOS moved by experienced men,
y COLUMBIA TRANSFER CO., 323
a,T st NV 'Phone, 566 fcl6tf
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HALEEi. TRE MEDLp ~ Mmn,mu na,In

DO you propose 10 buy a suit this win.
ter. full uress or any other kind? If
you do, or do not, IL might pay you To
the least hit worm. @ an oriccs that viii
surprise you. JCSTH'S OLD STAND, 6l3
ID st NV OC6-tw
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RED STAR LINE

NEW YORK TO ANTWERP.
NOORDLAND D,...-Oct. Z. 12 noon
FRtESLAND.... II. l2noon
KENSINGTON.... Oct. q. 10 a N.
wESTER inland. Oct 2S, l2 noon
International Navigat ton Company.
Piers + and Is, North River. Office q,
Bowling Green, N. Y.
fa,s GEO RGE W.. MOSS. Agent,
921 Penna. Ave.
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MME. III EO. palmlst and card
reader, can be consulted on business
and love affairs Wives and mothers come
and see ,ne W hen 10 trouble; communications
strictly confidential; German spoken; open
daily Prices 2oc. and 50c. S2o ii ST. NV.
sel S-lmn
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DIR. ia YLOR. 906 81. my. Aakes
full sets UT teeth for So. sitiSfa ctiun
guaranteed; teeth extracted without paiu;
gold Filling, 81; amaIgam, soc; extracting
Tree WHEN plates are madc. jclS-tf
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Fan and Winter Pastures. q

Wheat, rye, barley and winter oats
have been sown repeatedly for winter
grazing, and Of these the mississippi
experiment station says the winter turf
oat has given decidedly the best re-
suits. When soWn in September it has
given fair grazing in December, and
when not grazed too closely has inn
proved from that time onward until
other grazing became good. 1t bears
tramping better than do most other
grains, and il stock are taken off by
March it will make q good crop Of seed
Other varieties of oats which have
been tested in the same way have been
killed by heavy freezes, but in January,
1895, this variety bore cold Of 2 de-
grees Fahrenheit without injury, and
in June made a yield of thirty nine
bushels per acre. It stools with nn-
usual Yigor, 100 stalks from single
plant not being uncommon, and as
many as 14es stalks have been grown
from single. seed.
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PICKING &CnICKENs TO MUSIC.
Customs of the Italian Poultry Deal
G ers of San Francisco.

Customs of the Italian Poultry Deal
ers of San Francisco.
The sailor has his musical shanty, to
which he keeps time as he trots about
lie capstan until the srchor is hoisted
to the peak; the farmer trills a lay to
tighten his labors as he pitches hay
into wagon; and these songs are fa-
miliar to many; but whoever heard or
saw a gang Of italian chicken-pickcr
sing and denude owls to the time OF
the music?
Such a scene can be witnessed any
Friday evening at the Clay Street mar
ket, while the employees of the big
poultry houses that have their places
of business there are preparing for
sale the chickens that the housewife
buys for the Sunday dinner.
The men seat themselves in half
circle and each takes a fowl One
stroke of a sharp knife across the
throat puts the unfortunate squawking
,broiler out of it's misery, and then the,
foreman Of the gang starts the song.
AS they catch the air and the time the
others chime in, and in an instant the
plucking begins. With rhythmic mo-
tion the nlmble fingers grasp the.
feathers and pull them out during all
the time Of tie song.
Feathers fly in all directions, but the.
song goes on until the last pin-feathers.
are removed and the carcasses are.
tossed into a pile, ready for the man
who puts on the finishing touches and
prepares them for the inspection OF
prospective purchasers
The rapidity with which chicken is
stripped of its feathers is astonishing
to the uninitiated who has tried it but
avsfeWs times, andsso adept have these
men become that they finish their fowls !
almost simultaneously, and the process
is repeated in unison. Three dozen
birds is not considered a heavy nights
work for one man, and when pressed
for time they manage to compass even
more than that
The song they sing is remarkably
lively and sweet, and much resembles
the song Of the fishermen as they row
their boats, though the time is much
faster.-San Francisco Call.
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"A Confidence Game

lrascible Passenger Ito sleeping car
porter, 8 a. M. Cleaning my shoes, are
you, you black rascal? Now, what are
you going to hold me up for that job?
!. Porter Qaughing)-O, anything you
like, boss, so yo'se suited.
lrascible Passenger (mollided, salts
ned porters have been slandered) All!
That's 1t, then? Here's a dollar for
you, my good fellow. hi
And the porter afterwards explained
70 his brother confidence man that one
must = be most astute judge Of human
nature to work the travelling public to
a proft.-Buffalo Times.
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Has Not killed Him YET

~ Coroner Hoeber was angry. He held
q paper in his hand, which he shook
from time to time in exasperat ting rage.
''The commitments he cried. asWhere
rs it :? Look! Are you all fools, or do
you take me for one, eh? Find him,
say"
Doctor" drawled a bystander, you
have it in your hand"
4. With a look Of unutterable and true
nlent rage the coroner threw down the
paper.
!, ''Who put it there?'' he cried. "Show
me the man and will kill him.
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Mrs. Dusenberry-It's dreadful to be
in love.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures is something
a great deal worse than that
What, for instance" ?"
To be disappointed in maria ge.''--
Texas Sitter.
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Great 'Possum story.

5 Georgia is famous for 'poss11m stories
but possibly the following, from the
yeracious Stewart Caunty Hopper, is
the best of the season:
IS While some 'possun hunters were
out hunting the other night in the Han
nahatchee swamp the dogs treed a
'possum in a rnttlesnake's mouth. The
'possum was already dead. The ser
pent was a fve-footer and sported
eleven rattles. "A tlanta Constitution.
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The Voice of Experience.

y So you're going to make a political
speech?'' said the old-time politician.
Yes" replied his 500.
Would you object to my giving you
a little advice?'
Not at all.''
( ''If; l were in your place, I'd be as
general in my remarks as possible.
Stick to the American eagle, and our
own dear native land as much as posi-
bic, and don't bear any harder on the
vital issues than is absolutely neces-
sary. You may be running for office
yourself some day, and you don't know
What your politics may be then, you
-know.'-Washington Star.
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Suspicious circumstance.

1T may be mere coincidence" said
he, he, tlhollghtfully. II hope that such is
the case''
What is that?'' asked the other man.
Why, every time call at the Jone-
sons find the door mat turned SO that
the Welcome is upside down as go
in and all right as start for the
street. "-C Cincinnati Enquirer.
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How 1t Happened.

He had learned the part Of Hamlet,
but the manager declared
That his talents were for other roles
whence he could not be spared;
And that is why he gave il up. despite
ambitions throb,
To play in julius Caesar as the leader
of the mob.-Washing Star.
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NM
YI re ~
'Uy2RI
Evidences 81. shrewdnes..

q Her Father ell, sir, I suppose you
want to marry my daughter do you?
~ imson--N or 70, sir; I'd like to borrow
Her Father--Wh what? Borrow $50?
whoever heard Of such presumption?
y lmson---Well, I overheard you say,
.iast night, that you'd rather give $50
out Of your own pocket than to have to
sDla ! st my hopes by refusing to let me
nave Miss Clara, so u thought I'd
come u around after it, and call the affair
of.
Her Father--My boy, you may have
her. think can make business
man ~ Of you. Cleveland Leader.
The Princeton union., 1896-11-12
Lord Rosebery's declaration that he

Lord Rosebery's declaration that
agrees with Lord Salisburys Turkish
policy means that if the Liberals re-
elect him as their leader they nj 11 ust
join with the Tories in a policy Of non
interference, and all the anti Turkish
agitation in in England must he stopped.
His speech is likely to put an end to
the agitation in favor of restoring him
to the head of the party, if that party
s 5is as thoroughly imbued with Glad
stonaan is.1L principles rms as it appears to be,
and will help the movement to recall
Mr.. Gladstone to public life and nut
him at the party s head Lord Rose
#bery's s attitude must increase the pub,
lies respect for him as L mon Of daep
'convi tons and independent characfes..
while twill do much ta concentrate
the issue in England asld hasten its
ideeisio,.
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Many Writers Think So,

rs there any general rule for writing
Irish dialect?' asked the professor in
the school Of journalism. Il
There is replied the scholar
promptly.
."sWhat is it?"
Wherever the letter So appears in
what you would write make it read
soi's and it's Irish dialect. = Chicago
Post.
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1 Kind lnquirer-And 'ow be the old
man, Mrs. Quaggins?
Mrs. Quaggins- Thankee, kindly, but
I'm afeared he be mortal bad. Doctor,
he do say as 'ow if e live to- morning
ell ave some 'opes Of i'm, but if e
doan't 'e's afeared e must give i'm up.
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call spit, an iron roller with spikes
on 1t, and turned by a crank before
a hot fire, and then if the minister be-
ing roasted cries out against it the men
who are turning him say, Hush, my
brother, we are turning this spit for
the glory of God and the good of your
soul, and you must be quiet while we
close the service with:
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Grotesques.

''Did you hear how Splasher made a
big hit in posters r.
# No. How did he do it?'
He tinted UP a lot Of photographs
out Of old family albums. - Chicago
Record.
The Princeton union., 1896-11-12
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q II tell you, these littlesyacati tion trips
do a fellow an immense amount Of
good. !"
so they do. I feel braced UP enough
to bluff every creditor / have. - Chi.
casg,a Record.
88s' H5W do You like the new preacher?''
The Princeton union., 1896-11-12
Uulucky.

'sA great, big, overgrown fellow like
you ought to be at work, instead Of
begging, 3, Il said the censorious citizen.
.-sssl 10 Willin' to. work, = " said Dismal
Dawson, sbut I'm too blamed clumsy.
I've I've tried the shells, and I've tried
three-card monte, but the Rubes got
onto 11' me the very first time. !" liam,
.apolis Journal I'D IN & .3
The Princeton union., 1896-11-12

What Is your object in getting such q
bird? !,
Maiden Lad er thought 1t would
be SO nice to feel thai there was
something around the house that re-
minds me OF man, don you know
Buffalo Times. ....
The Princeton union., 1896-11-12
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