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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
ERIE RAILROAD

Through trains leave New-York. foot OF ChamDers-
follows. and minutes earlier from West I'D st.
OlA A. M.-Vestibuled Express Daily for Wnverly.
jaw Binghamon Elnliia. Buffalo. Bradford James
town, MeadviiIe and the West. Arrive Buffalo
1850 p NJ. ParlOr Buffalo,
ono i. M.-Vestitulcd Limited fast mail Daily solid
|s'OO train for Chicago via Chautadqua Lake. arrives
Cleveland TAO A. NJ. Chicago y. NJ. Sleepers
10 Chicago. Cleveland and Cincinnati Dining
Car
100 T.. M.-Bufraio and Cleveland vestihuled Ex
t'CV pres. Daily. arrives Buffalo 7:l5 A. NJ. Brad
ford 7 IS A. NJ. jamestown s:55 4. NJ. Cleve-
land iI5 p. N. sleepers to Buffalo and Cleve-
land making direct connections for Detroit.
Chicago and the w st.
QsfS =. M.-Na Chaurauqua Lake and Niagara Fals
N'fC Daily. Solid train TO Chicago seepers to Buff
falo, Chicago and Cincinnati. Dining Car.
rINCKETS LOCAL TIME CARDS AND PULLMAN
eccommodatIons at II. 2sl. 4ol and a57 Broadway
Chambers and West 23i st. ferries NewoYork s23 and
100 Fui,on-s i06 Broadway. BROOKLYN 200 Hudson-st
TIoboken Jersey city Westcott Express calls
checks baggage from hotels and residences to
Destination
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
BALTIMORE e. OHIO,

i<sye New' 'k loot q ILiSsrsy st. daily.
f fTASH So Z. s sum- y sum- nlsis IS night
SiNSlINSNNnA1TGbs ST hGThS - M e; ~.
1880 9. dining Csrl 2. $50 DininS Can 5 !DininS
.. nj; Dining Carr q Dining Can. Dining CAN
NORFOLK il 30 a. m. daily.
NEW ORLEANS, Through Sleeper, o p. m. daily.
All trains are illuminated with pintsch Light.
..oGees iis; iIs CD as ii.o svays 81 r issh =:
foot Liberty ST.. c. r. r.. OF n ]. Bagga0s checked
erom hotel or residence - Destination
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10

CoFFI;E1-There quite general interest mani
Tested in the market and considerable business
transacted There loss Of 70 10 points at the
opening wer European markets. Receipts at Brazil
still lag but the liberal warehouse deliveries at New
York and other points Of distribution taken some
thing Of Offset these receipts prominent broker
had liberal selling orders The market eased on more
during the afternoon liberal selling Conflicting crop
reports were at hand cable from bo stated that RIO
crop prospects unfaV0rable owing continued
drouth but favorable crop from Santos The
Rio market active 1000 reis. Exchange was
quoted 25-S2i Receipts IL 600 bags and clear
snees for United states 900 bags stock. $1,000 bags
santos receipts p bags and stock 523 90 bags
TIE market steady at .2cD The Hamburg mar
ke quiet October closing So pigs November.
$3.50 pies Havre steady, with October quoted at
GO francs November G2 francs; December 6l5D francs
January and February. 81 IS francs. March and April
70 franco The Heveius into port to-day
from Rio with 26 200 bags coffee The stock Of coffee in
Have Is 32i 900 hays including 1856 OnO bags Brazilian
compared with a total OF $4,000 bags last week.
Contracts closed weak 20 80 points decline. Sales
81 $50 bags as follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
ETHIOPIAN PRODUCE MARKETS.

,., no, O a4, D. m-Beef-Extra India mess
Id e, a. nr,me mess firm at 4os. Pork-Prime mess
mrin a. AZ. erm AZ 47s Cd do medium firm az nos Hams
So, en-, about II to 10 n, nrm AT fes od ha.on
Cumbcriand cut, about os 70 20 10 nr al s s' g III
iu ~ "a Rs NJ nrm POS; long clear m.aies heavy
about 40 to I5 70, arm ~ 20; sho's es~' ''' '''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
LEHIGH VALLEYRAl

sta.Sn: fSPt of ccrtl"ndt and Ds,bro.:s: 81
& sy e. d59H4c1 A ffsEvA F2sEs
a 10 Sa h s
ssE ssssa s: .ss Sssl
s.BI .Ssi 'i DIIA .sii,I fS"f EXPRESS"
and
ISto s. NJ daily except Sunday. for Ea.on and in.
Say s:@a:s ':' Stations Sssf:
a. s .aue Chunk and
a:IlS ssy SUNDAY, l. p JUNO.
r say Easson and ter sS' Stations
s E, sAsAnA FALLS
F@r i%s H4if5,ses': ESnvA ROCKIES
TEE. ss:si & Ssssss "a bHs SSs
iissS r n: daily .1cep. Sunday. FOR EAsrox ana
ssnns Rsn, train, daily except Sunday for BOUND
sESSK vents; follows: go
ard 1fas End st.
hsS;rs nm asS Ky Court st. Broad
FROM ss f ss:s
DEI A iss, W y .1s.y
$;S$scG fi5HA BUFFET
Direct route TO NEWARK. FLooMtiEi.n. MoNTCLA!R
Ridge. Madison. Morrstovn Passac Paterson, Boon.
ioa D0Y M5pSTc3S
MOUNTAIN. Washington, PiiILLIPSBURG. EASTON.
h SA sToN RsSSeI sXsT
rose BINGHAMTON. OXFORD. NORWICH. Water.
VILE UTICA. RICHFIEI.D SPRINGS Cortland
SYRACUSE, OswEGO. ITHACA OwEGO ELMIRA
CORNING BATH, DANSNILLE. BUFFALO and all
points WEST, NORTHWEST AND SOUTHWEST.
500 A. M.-BINGHAMTON NAIL Stops at principal
10 OF a. W-tcafe Carr. BUFFALO SCRANTON BING-
HAMTON UTICA, RICHFIELD SPRINGS. SYRIA.
tT'SE and OSwEGO EXPRESS Pullman Parlor
Cars Connecting at Buffalo with trains for Chicago
100 p M.MGafs cag, SCRANTON. wILKEsBARRs
400 p M~scRANTON, .wILKEsBARRE and PLYA.
r;so p NJ CDaiiyD-Buffaio Vestibuled Limited Express
for SCRANTON, BlNGHAMTON ELMIRA. BUH.
FALO Pullman Buffet Sleeping Car Connecting at
Runaio with trains for Chicago and points west
Q: 40 p M G)aily-BUFFALO. SCRANTON. BINGHAM.
TON ITHACA. UTICA. SYRACUSE and OSWEGO
EMPRESS Pullman Buffet Sleepers ..
TICKETS AND PULLMAN ACCOMMODATIONS at
Henry Gaze Sons Limited, il3 broadway "A
PARK Place 40 Broadway Tickets at ferry stations %
broadway III 4thaye cor. 12th-st. b3 West 125thst
o3S Colubus- ave- New-York 33S and 726 Futonst and
100 Broadway. Brooklyn Timetables giving full tnfor.
NV WEsTcoTr EXPRESS COMPANY will call for and
check from .oel or residence {" destination
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10

England Havana Sc; 100 1893 Pennsylvania seed
ssN9zc; 200 1895 Zimmers private Havana
steady with sales Of 400 bales zoe TO 81 10 Sumstra
quiet with sales ofs 80 bales 81 50 IN bond.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
CENTRAL RAILROAD Of new JERSEY
tAnthracite coal used exclusively
-Four tracks. Automatic Block Signals
In urd gapt 90 1904

Anthrace coal used exclusiveyD
-Four tracks. Automatic Block Signals
On ard .fter Sept % 1895
Trains leave station foot OF Liberty 81.
For Easton. Bethlehem. Allentown. Mauch Chunk Aca
$50 7:l5. $50 nlA5 TO Eastonl A. NJ. LILO. 1880 41s
u30 to Faston.) 5:4s. C730 70 allentown Sundays
40 1:15 TO Eastonl A. NJ. 100. $3.50 900 p. N.
,c For 40 s r ssnaay snd sST1"'G% oo H.
For Rsadins at 40 500 $40 1000 II 30 A. M. liza
DAYS 4:so A. NJ 90. 200 $40 800 p NJ. 1918 might.
For Harrisburs at 4sO 500 a:io, 1880 A NJ. i:io
S" IT, 70 TO- $50 800 ~ l9,s nlrhs sundays 500
500 o:.oA NJ; i:'o. 1880. 900 p NJ sundays $50
A. NJ. 800 p NJ.
ALL RAIL ROUTE.
FOR LONG BRANCH. OCEAN GROVE. &C.
. For Red Bank. Long Branch. Asbury Park. Ocean
1870 A: NJ, 40 $3.50 400, N3o to Red Bankl 4:4s.
800 6i5 NJ Sundays. tstop at Interiaken for Asbury
Park and Ocean Grove.l 900 A. NJ. 400 p NJ.
For Lakewood. Toms River Rarnegat Park. and Barne-
CAT: $50 $50 A. NJ. 40. 4:3o r: NJ
For Monmouth Beach, seabright. ard Highlands -
Navesnk 40 $50 A. NJ. 1.ao 4:45. $3.50. 6:15 r ~
Sundays. 800 A. NJ. 400 p NJ
SANDY HOOK ROUTE.
FOR LONG BRANCH. OCEAN GROVE. &c.
From Pier s ~. r., foot Of Rector st.
For Atlantic Highlands Highland Beach. Normandie
Rumson Beach. Seabright. Monmouth Beach. and Long
For Elberon. Asbury Parx Ocean Grove. and poinfs
south 10 Point Pleasant. 345 p NJ Sundays fstop AZ
Interaken for Asburv Park and Ocean Grove) 0:30 ~
For Lakewood. Toms River and Barnegat 345 p. N.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
LIVE STOCK MARKET.

ripe per box 10000; do green i5ao5c Russia turnips
per Dbl 50a15c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10

Receipts of breadsiuffs at interior points IN tho"S
last three cphers 1000 omitted. Flour barrels graz"
bushels follows:
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Lost Rcneon und Fortune.

A peculiarly sad case Of insanity, due
70 disappointed hope, has been made
public in New York. George w. Wilson,
a lawyer, Is the victim and he is now in
a padded cell in Bloomingdale Asylum.
In 1892 Wilson undertook the contest
Of a will In behalf Of heirs who were
not included in 1t. The amount in
volved was $4,000 900 and Wilson was
promised a fee of $ 5000, 900 if he won.
From that day Wilson was a changed
man. He abandoned all other business,
and never for a moment seemed to
think that he would lose his suit. He
promised large sums of money to his
friends, always calculating that he
would certainly receive the $5,0OO,0 600
fee. Finally the case came to trial and
Wilson lost. He fell down in the court
and had to be driven home in his
carriage. He constantly raved about
the $ 5,0Co,o 600 fee and finally became so
violent that he had to be taken to the
asylum, where the physicians pro
nounced his case incurabie.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
HAS HAD A VARIED CAREER,
1rre. Isabel Ball, the First Woman
Reporter In Congress.

91rs. Isabel Bali. the First Woman
Reporter In Congress.
Mrs. Isabel Worrell Balls name will
70 down to posterity as that of the first
woman ever regularly admitted to the
press galleries of the Senate and House
Of Representatives in Washington. Mrs.
Balls record reads like one Of Bret
Harte's stories, and she has seen life in
many and varied phases. She was born
in q little double log cabin in Putnam
County. Ill. Raised in the thick of poll
tics, her father being the welI-known
lawyer and politician. James Purcell
worrell. she Is us erudite concerning
the doings of both Republican and
Democratic parties as the best maj
among them. She says. of herself: "Of
the knowledge learned in schools I
have a limited supply. The world has
been my schoolroom, and men and
women with eyes and ears and judy
ment enough to use them properly will
get a liberal education In that way.
Later. In Kansas. l herded my fathers
cattle, and, saving the hire of a man.
earned the money necessary for a
course in the State Normal School,"
A change then came yer the spirit of
this daring young woman's dream, for
she was offered the position Of school
teacher In the county, with an aban-
doned saloon wherein to domicile the
young idea. Her career went on broad
ening from this point, and she passed
through all the garnut of positions from
that Of a clerk Of the District Court to a
place in the State historical rooms,
meanwhile finding time to marry Har-
~ NJ. Ball-a studlous. quiet and re-
served man. who thinks his energetic
wife q marvel Of cleverness. With him
she went to New Mexico to live, where
they led a wild life, often In danger
from the hostile Indians. Mrs. Ball
has taken to the pen and found fine
material in the scene and dangers en-.
countered. In time she became city
editor Of q Kansas journal and after
serving q four-year apprenticeship
went to Washington to try her fortune.
Success has met her on every side. as
her strong individuality, brilliancy and
original way Of viewing matters in gen.
eral gained her Immediate recognition.
Her early mingling in political matters
has stood her in good stead, for she Is
in the midst of the American world Of
politics, and much of her work is done
in the political arena. She Is telegraph
ic correspondent for a Western paper,
wiring to It every day.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
In the Art Gallery.

Peasant Woman noticing a man
copying one of thApld masters)-Why
do they paint this picture twice?
Her Husband-Why. that is obvious.
When the new picture is done they
hang thai on the wall and throw the
old II away.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
What He Looked For.

what are you looking for? We've
got everything worth taking"
II am looking" The other bur-
glar continued his search. for the
much larger booty which the newspa-
pers o-morrow will say we overlook.
ed."-IIarper's Bazaar.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
A Houschold Necessity.

Cascarets, Candy Cathartic, the most
wonderful medical discovery of the age.
pleasant and refreshing to the taste, acts
gently and positively on kidneys, liver
and bowels, cleansing the entire system,
dispels colds, cures headache, fever, ha-
bitual constipation and b~iliousness. Please
buy and try a box of C. G. G. to-day; 10,
%, so cents. Sold and guaranteed to
cure by all druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Reversed.

Diner-Waiter. there is a slight mis-
take. l ordered a spring chicken aid
a bottle of 1884 wine.
Waiter-Yes, sir.
Diner-You have brought me some
wine of last spring and a chicken Of
1SS4.-Paris Messenger.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Prince Bismarck is to have another
statue. This time it is at Leipsic. The
city has commissioned Sculptor Lehnert
to execute it, and the municipality has
selected a site near the park.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

DR.. George Il. l!assart thinks that
birds eat poke berries In preference to
other kinds VIXEN they wish to cut
down their weight SO as to fly well.
Some OF the an.i-fat remedies contain
poke berry Juice.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
P~O1iteuess Paws.

POliteness Pays.
did you succeed in borrowing that
$40 from Thomas"
mo. But l want to say that he is a
mighty fine fellow, Thomas is. He
didn't let me have the money, but he
thanked me most effusively for having
done him the honor to ask him.'-In-
dianapolis Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Homcseekers' Excursion.

October = and 20, 1896, the Sioux City
and Northern, in connection with the
Great Northern Railway, will sell round
trip tickets at one fare plus 81 to all points
in Minnesota and the DakOtas, good TOR
twenty days. Free homestead lands and
farms on crop payment. For further in
formation address F. L. Whitney, general
passenger and ticket agent, Great North
arn Ry., st. Paul, Minn., or w. b. Nc
Nider. general passenger agent Sioux City
md Northern r. r., Sioux City, Iowa.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Lady (after about 25 minutes cross,
examination)-Now tell me, constable,
what is that strap under your chin for?
p. G. 33 L.-Well. mum. that's to rest
my Jaw on when it gets tired answering
silly questions.-Sketch.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
M IIaa

DR.. ~Jalap-Let me see your tongue,
please.
Patient-Oh, doctor, no tongue can
tell how bad ! feel-BostOn TRANSCRIPT.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Displacinr the Horse.

1T is simply astonishing the way
the bicycle is displacing the horsev
"1t is, indeed! Yesterday l found
a piece of rubber tire in my sausage"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Ring Candidates.

Il don't approve women running for
school beard positions unless they are
married." said the social philosopher.
Every single woman is sure to be a
ring candidate"
'Eh?" said the chorus.
Eyes. Engagement ring candidate.
Seev'-Indianapolis Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Principaliy.

well, at any rate, professor, I have
the bump Of Imagination, l hope"
well yes: l may say your brain is
principally Observation-Disclosures Pop
ular Monthly.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Contentment Is a pearl of great price,
and whatsoever procures it at the ex-
pense of ten thousand desires takes q
wise and a happy purchase.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
What an Anawer.

dearest. II l were far, far away,
could you still love me?"
"Why, Reggy, what a question! I'm
sure the farther away you were the
| better l should love you."-Tit-Bits.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

For a complexion soft as velvet and rich
IN color as the tints Of a beautiful sea.
shell. use that wonderful skin purifier
Glenn's Sulphur Soap. Of druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
The Absent Friend.

Inc AnSene FRIEND.
Himmins-1 believe Farlowe would
sell his soul for ST. 200.
Simmons-1 don't. Whatever his
faults. may be he is no bunco man.-In-
dianapolis Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Local Color.

The Visiting Artist-1t's singular that
SO many Of your Cleveland girls have
q smudge Of black on their faces.
The Native-Why. we call that a
touch Of local color.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your
Life AWAY.

If you want to quit tobacco using easily
and forever, regain lost manhood, be-
made well, strong, magnetic, full of new
life and vigor, take No-To- Bac. the won.
der-worker that makes weak men strong.
Many gain ten pounds in ten days. Over
100000 cured. Buy No-To-Bac from your
own druggist, who will guarantee a cure.
Booklet and sample free. Address Ster-
ling Remedy Co. Chicago or New York.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Quadrille-Life in miniature. We ad-
n to retire and retire to advance.
All hands around e finita la comedia;
the comedy is endless.-Good House
keeping.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
That joyful Fee cling

With the eXnilIratlng sense OF enewed
health and strength and internal cleanli-
ness, which follows the use Of Syrup OF
Figs, is unknown to the few who have
not progressed beyond the old time medi-
ciLes and the cheap substitutes sometimes
offered but never accepted by the we'll in
fcrrnn,{
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

An important reason for benevolence
Is that, though you may forget your
own Joy from being SO accustomed to
it. the joy Of others seems ever some.
shinp new,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Sure of II.

There's only one class of men who
can always feel sure of a shelter w
their heads and enough to eat"
"What class is that""
"The habitual criminals" -Cleveland
Plaindealer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved
me large doctor bills.-C. l.. Baker, 422S
Regent So, Philadelphia, Pa, Dec. 8, '95.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Married Man,s Pity.

She-Yes. they are engaged. I know
she refused him twice, but the third
time he proposed she accepted him.
Her husband-Serves him right
Amusing Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

One Of the guests ut the ceremony OF
unwilling the statue of Gen. William
Henri, Harrison. in Cincinnati, on Sat
arday, was Bernard Mcdonald. OF
Grant County, Indiana, now more than
SO years old. who acted as pallbearer
at the funeral Of Gen. Harrison.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Cruel Blow.

Mabel-And SO he had the assurance
to demand that you marry him. What
did you say?
Ethel told him the supply was
not equal to the demand-Truth.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
No Possible Danger,

Slowman-There is n thing I feel
glad of. All the love letters I ever
wrote to the widow are destroyed.
Fligh-Are you quite sure of that?
Slowman-Quite. You see, l never
had the courage to send them to her,
New York Herald.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Observation-Disclosures OF b
future. Easily determined. 1t resem-
bles the past.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
encouragement

Her Father-Has my daughter given
you any encouragement, sir?
Suitor-Well, she said you were al
ways a very generous parent.-Phila-
delphia North American.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Wise Man.

First Bicyclist-Which kind Of wheel
do you think is the best?
Second Bicyclist-The kind you're
riding.-Somerville Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Her Fault,

Her Fault.
Mattress Salesman-Did you ever
stop to think that you spend one-third
Of your life in sleep?
tCustomer-Well. I might. perhaps, II
1t were not for my wife.-Somerville
journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

When bilious or costive eat Z Cascaret.
candy cathartic; cure guaranteed; 10, &c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
A Desicninp Villain.

Tommy-Paw, what is a designing
villain?
MI. Figg-Oh, the description would
apply to one of these poster artists
about as well as anything-Indianapo-
lis Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
With h Euoys.

She-How provoking this is. I've
been waiting an hour for the tide to
get up.
He-Yes, but you shouldn't get impa-
tient. Remember it's been out nearly
all ~night.-Woonsockct Reporter.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Princess Lillioukalani, of Hawaii, is
still in Italy. but is expected In Berlin
towards the end OF June.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

than any other floating SOAP made, but the consumers
have 10 pay no more for II. IT 100 per cent pure and
your Gt or,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Manifestly Innocent.

Manifestly Innocent.
Superior Oficer-You are accused Of
sleeping on your watch.
Sentinel-Impossible, sir!
impossible? What do you mean?"
"My'watch has been at the pawn
brokers' for six Notwithstanding
Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Just try a Zoe box of Cascarets, the fin
est liver and bowel regulator ever made.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Few men care to tell the exact trutl
concerning their successes.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken. weaken or grippe.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

To observe Lent properly do not look
forward too eagerly to Easter.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

He-What "a Maud Muller's age at
the time of her little episode with the
judge?
Shelf must have been in the hay
day Of her youth.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Every art is best taught by exampl
good deeds produce good friends.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08
Dialect Pie,

Landlady-I'd like to know, MI. Per-
kins. why you call this pie dialect
pie?"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

Mrs. winslow'e SOOTHING sYnrr for Childrea
teetLing; 0ottens the gums. reouces
sllavs rain. cures Wind collie. u cents n bottle.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1896-10-08

The man who has the big head
often wears a small hat.