Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1896-01-30
m,rRRoRIZED BYDEER
"a OF THEM CAPTURE A HOUSE NY AND SMASH THINGS.

.aa a Stuffeu OrAJ
 Ivas going to tell you about
 lspa,lian pa game laws being respon- tbe 0aa sor nuisance, " said the old slDe -, aThe deer have the laws IPOlssF fine and though you might roam down -- yitbout seeing sign of one of i0f ua3 the shooting season they are as iNeu .ra,,s m and intrusive as mosquitoes at lalu0' t;,,,es. The deer, you know, is 9lsa s of goat and will Eevelop all a ase,ss tonsbness if he gets the idea that g0a' ssssr7t ,e touch him. No small boy you Io n;ofe insolent than the deer s aor those circumstances.
 auu'1 af,sr ye finished our dinner the
 saenipa at the cabin on Capen is- aiss Last August we sat reading and Apu ',;no \ deer put his head in the sl0ns .5 a.ed at us and winked his oO', and shook his tail in an eager e'0s as f he WAS asking for something. Sa', 9'sWhat does ha want? we asked the so .Ssob anything-old clothes or boots, nbbar shoe, tomato cans, anything ps p,,.a That for a change of diet.
 "ls I've gave him pair of stockings and ,bromo of Mary Anderson. He ate '..m s and bounded away looking as 'l 1sasod as if his uncle had left him a @ .aacy That made us laugh, and we 'S 1oS he would come back and let us lave I some more fun with him.
 aHa did come back before daylight .ovt morning and brought six other deer ! with him. They ate up two white shirts ,nd I some nnderclothes that were hang .no m fhe line behind the house and so0sad us up by knocking on the door gitb their horns. When the guide open ,a the door, the leading buck butted him into corner. The other deer crowd Al in, and tAey took possession of the olaee, They upset the lamp, and as many as could get at it drank tue kero- ,taA It made them cough, but didn { abata thaif curiosity ill the least They all put their noses ill the stove and miffed the ashes That set them sneez- mg The big buck, by turning his horns 5dsways, got his head into the biscuit hrrel. He ate till he was rounded out I ike football and then tried to go out Il get drink. But he had forgotten the Il continuation, and the barrel staid right gberei Was. He gave loud aba a-a a and that frightened him worse than any. hing, for his voice was baritone, and \ be barrel made 1t sound like double lass. Then he started in to back out slowly, shaking his head and keeping il OT
 land Gapen had kept quiet in ouI tunks. Ne knew the Canadian law, and we didn't want any trouble with the dsar. But they had no idea Of leaving Hin peace Two of them caught hold Il tho blanket that was covering Capen md began to deYour it.
 "Leggo he shouted. But it was no is They knew the ropes and were not ging to be bluffed.
 Jumping mackerell' shouted Cap a, getting mad I won't stand this any @g5r. Law CT no law, these hoodlnms have got to get out of my house.
 He started to descend from his berth when wicked locking doe made jump fnm the dther end of the room and hlped him back again. l don't know hAat would have become of us if it had MI been for the buck with the barrel in backing out he tripped over chair nd fell down. The barrel jared him, ld ne became panic stricken. He gave aierrlhc ba-aa and hoisting the bar slup in the air began to charge about s saaidiJ. lie fell down, turned somer- aultS butted the other deer and tried Knock out the end of the cabin. The aaerS were so surprised and frightened ms strange appearance and antics uat they stood still and stared open nOuthed till two or three of them were AaocEed galley west. These got up and aHay full liekity smash, and the others aoso ID and slid the whole earth from aaaer themselves at one jump.
 N me three Of us got up and jumped u Ihe buck We carried him outside suu ihen let him go, and the way he alasned around through the landscape 3sss caution. We could trail him by l@ Dlsouits. He broke the bottom out of 1u' barrel after awhile, but guess he $ 'yaflng the rest of it yet.
 VI course we were in a great state aafm for fear the deer would come AeE' but the guide said:
 q That's all right. I'll fix those fel- \. Luckily we had a fine gray wolf 's~ lnls the guide stuffed and planted ls hiehke attitude on the shore where 's' s'ueer came from the mainland. That as,loon the deer that turned our cabin ssus out returned with 25 others. ( " were all on the broad smile, think sol the picnic they were going to ).pas s uil they caught sight of the stuffed sa That stopped them as dead as ayusa Ss,, they had run against brick . sns rs' They wheeled quick as flash, N AS,le s,a Way they put was a caution.
 ai'ef that we had no more trouble, " advice to men who are going 'pof5 Into the wilds of Canada is shey take stuffed gray wolf if ,, want to have peace and comfort. D E Faew York Sun.
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