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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Rludbllder

The new vegetable tonic-alterative
and blood purifier is in the shape of
u pleasant syrup, and contains in a
concentrated form the most valu-
able vegetable curatives, which have
been developed by modern medical
and scientific research. 1t acts di-
rectly upon the blood, through it i'm
parting tone and vigor to the entire
system and eradicating diseases, and
is unequaled as a cure for Scrofulous
Cancerous and other humors, wheth-
er constitutional or otherwise, Ca
tarrh, Rheumatism, Dyspepsia, Drop
sy, sick and nervous headache, female
weakness, and all blood, liver and
kidney disc sses. Price 81. Sold by
J.J. Lowry
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

All the calamities existing in the
Imagination of those who favor gold
recommendation have already come to
pass. Gold has been leaving the
country, laborers have been thrown
out of employment, and there has
been general stagation, depression
and loss in business, all under a gold
standard. Their prophesies have al
ready been fulfilled-the cup of ca
lamity has been overfiowing.-Clay
ton County Democrat.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
At the Circns.

Kahgaroo-You had great luck last
year getting your trunk through the
custom house without paying a duty.
Elephant-Never mind; you have your
chance this year.
Kangaroo-Wllat do you mean?
Elephant-Don'tyou know this is leap
year?-Harper's Round Table.
Dr.. Miles Nerve Plasters for Rhsumatistn
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Preaching Night by Night.

DR.. G. d. Warner-Dear Sir: Last
winter | was much troubled with my
throat, especially when preaching
night after night. / received the
bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup
you SO kindly sen me, and am glad
to say | was much benefited by its
use, and regard it q most excellent
medicine for the throat and lungs.
Rev. w. r. WAGNER.
Pink Hill, Mo.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Tie Old Trouble Reversed.

Mrs. Bloomernew (aggrieved)-Ferdi-
nand, there is a button off my boomers.
Mr.. Bloomernew (sighing)-Well, my
dear, you must know that after attend
ing to the housework, washing the chill
dren, sweeping the porches and making
the bread, your poor husband has all
solutely no time to himself.-N. Y.
World.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
For Sale, and Rent.

A good business stand in the thriv
ing village of Lime Springs will be
leased tor a series of years. The main
building is 20x65 with store room in
rear, and has well finished living
rooms above. My stock of dry goods,
groceries, notions and general mer-
chandise will be sold with the lease
Store on the principal street in town
and has paying patronage. For
particulars call upon or address
l.. III. BURNS,
tt Lime Springs, Iowa
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

Carnegie will give $4,000 for the two
best oil paintings produced by Amer
lean artists before the third of next
November. A nice, dramatic subject
for one of the pictures would be the
burning bridge opposite Homestead.
Another would be the millionaire's
palace in Scotland, and the howell of
one of his Homestead operatives.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
A Whole Family.

Rev. L. A. Dunlap of Mount vern-
on, Mo-, says: My children were af-
tlicted with a cough resulting from
measles, my wife with a cough that
had prevented, her from sleeping,
more or less, for five years, and your
White Wine of Tar Syrup has cured
them all.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
A Biblical Test.

Binks-Whcn 1 paid old Skinfint the
dollar he cheated me out OF, he imme-
diately tested the silver with his teeth
to see if it was genuine.
Windshield, don't the Bible say
thine enemy shall bite the dust ?"-N.
Y. World.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
The Difference,

I'm very sorry that new reporter of
ours SO far forgot himself as to go and
kill a man." said the editor of the Ono.
hosh Bugle to his assistant. "He had a
great nose for news"
HE seems to have a neck for moose
now" was the assistants reply.-To
Date,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Meat for breakfast

Butcher Ito lady with dog in her
arms)-What will it be this evenin'.
mum?
Lady-Send a pound and a half of
calves liver in time for breakfast, and
let me see, Carlo won't eat liver-and
a half pound of porterhousc steak
Bay City Chat.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
2 Farms for Sale.

100 acres J mile east of Bonair. and
100 acres 4 miles northwest of Cresco,
on Bonair road. Land in high state
of cultivation; first-class buildings,
wells and windmills. Enquire of j. A.
DREIER, Box 1872, Cresco, Iowa. 53m3
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

Senator Hill objected to the inves!i-
cation of the bond issues. This makes
it imperative. If there's anything he
doesn't want us to find out, let us
lose no time in discovering what it is.
And that is what the senate has done.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
lie Liked Music.

"You like music, l understand"
every much"
"Then you are very happy in the loca-
ton of your fat"
II am miserable"
but that young lady next door plays
all the time. If you enjoy music"
ut is because l enjoy music that 1 in
tend to move out."-Chicago Evening
Post.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Cause and Effect.

Mr.. Henpeck (meaningly) = Ella
Wheeler Wilcox says all girls should be
sunny.
Mrs. Henpeck-Huh! Most girls are
sunny. It's after they become women
end begin living with a husband that
all the sunshine goes out of their life.
Mr.. Henpeck subsides.-N. Y. Weekly.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Sound Like Miracles,

We will send free on application a
large sheet of unsolicited testimonials
about the cures made by Humphreys
Specifics. Address Humphreys Med
icine Co., New York.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
A Sure Sign.

"You want to keep quiet" said john
ME to his sister. "There is company in
the parlor."
"Who is it?"
II don't know who it is, but I know
there is company in the parlor, for I
hear papa calling mamma My dear.'"-
Texas Sitter.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
His Vocation.

Gen. Pompuss-I am to speak at n
banquet tonight, and l want you to
write my speech for me.
Scridle-What do you take me for
u gasfitter?-Truth.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

A reward of $500 was offered TO
George Taylor, n of the Meek
murderers; probably it was worth ten
times that to the sheriff who let him
escape.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Must Have Been a Love Match.

She-Yes, that is Mr.. Gamboge, the
artist. He is welded to his art.
He-Judging from his appearance, /
should say that he didn't marry for
money.-Shef1ield Telegraph.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

The bond investigation furnished
the main topic of interest in congress
this week. The goldbugs indulged in
what they called ''billingsgate'' when
it is used by silver men.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Promising Youth,

With an extraordinary exercise of
agility the baby thrust his toe into his
mouth and then turned purple with
elee.
"Lools at that!" screamed young Mr..
Newleigb, calling the attention of the
rest of the family. Don't tell me that
boy amt going to be able to make both
ends meet."-N. Y. Recorder.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Superhuous.

Thu law said her wheel must be armed
with a bell.
But the gay bloomer girl didn't heed 1t.
For the suit she was wearing, she knew
very well,
IL. A. w. Bulletin.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Inevitable.

Bowser-I hear DeFlamm and his
leading lady have had a quarrel again.
Rowser-Yes, but they always make
up before going on the stage.-To Date.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
The Eighth Wonder.

Mr.. Winks-I see raising flowers for
the manufacture of perfumery has be-
come a new industry in Florida.
Mr.. Minks "a %perfumery manufac-
turer)-Flowers?
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
why the Dog Was Afraid.

Mother-I wonder what makes that
dog afraid of me? He always behaves
as if he thought I was going to kill him.
Little Daughter-I expect he's seen
you whipping me.-Odds and Ends.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
A Mnnrnfnl EstImate.

ut is sad," said one girl, that so
many men nowadays have a great deal
more money than brains"
YES" sighed another; and so little
money at Observation-Disclosures Star.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
The Limit.

Ragged Haggard Cat the door,
Maddim, may 1 trouble you for suthin'
to eat?
Lady of the House (threateningly)-
I'll call the dog if
Ragged Haggard with dignity
Thank We, but I never eat dogs.-Truth.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Tho Probability.

Mrs. De Bellew-What is the name of
that tall, slender young woman over
there by the mantel, Mr.. Gruffy? Her
name was Morse before she was mar.
ried, but I cannot remember what it is
now.
Mr.. Gruffy-Remorse, likely. = De-
troit Free Press.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Are You Sick?

If SO go to the Lansing, Iowa, Santa
rum and get help. Turkish baths
are given and are good for Pain,
Nervous, Stomach and Kidney troub-
les, Piles, Back-ache and all chronic
diseases. Deafness and Catarrh sue
cessfully treated. Artesian Mineral
water used in bath rooms. Write to
DR.. Davis. 46tf
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Where Thev Difer

at is said there is little difference be-
tween genius and insanity"
well, there's one important differ.
cnce-the authorities protect us from
the lunatics."-Chicago Record.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

Try a can Of Hopkins Hominy
(Hulled Corn). 1t is delicious. Full
quart, 10 cents.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

Man wants but little here below,
We've heard the poet say;
But yet, that little. as we know,
He wants three times a day.
=ChicaRo Record
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12
Alarming.

Alarmtn
There is something about my sweetheart
his fills my heart with alarm,
And makes my case seem hopeless
IT'S the other fellows arm!
II r Neff In To Date
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

"For the manufacture of perfumery?'
Eyes"
"Well, wonders will never cease."-
n. Y. Weekly.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1896-05-12

Or. Miles NERVE PLAsTER. Only &c.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
Making n Mine.

There are no hard and fast rules in
regard to making mine from the time
it passes into the prcspector's hands
until it becomes a dividend payer.
Many mines are such. az the miners
cay, "from the grass roots" and turn
out large quantities of ore from the
beginning.
J. B. Haggin. the millionaire mine
owner, took So, 900, 600 from the Gus
ter mine, in Lemhi County, Idaho, be-
fore it became necessary to use can
die. This mine was known as the Min
eral Mountain. A man came along
one day, and after looking at it re-
marked, "Why, the hanging wall is
gone" This was true. Nature had
assisted the miner in this case the
mountain side had been eroded, leav-
ing the mineral standing there. Mr..
Haggin also spent about SO, 000,0 in
developing the Anaconda niue before
it was on paying basis.
Mines have been discovered contain
ing fabulous wealth. although apros-
pector would starve to death in trying
to work them. This was true in re-
gard to the Homestake mine, In the
Black Hills. The prcspectors who
made the discovery could do nothing
with it, and it passed into the A".as
o-a---A-.r Haarst and otheS California
capitalists. They concluded that, un-
less it was worked on large scale, it
could not be made profitable. An
eighty stamp mill was ordered aud
shipped in from Cheyenne at n cost of
$l35, 600, as an experiment. The mine
has paid in dividends So, 500 month
for seventeen years.
1t requires large amount of money,
usually, to put n mine on dividend
paying basis, and. as rule, this the
prospector cannot do, although pros
! pectors have made fortunes with their
properties. Spokane (Wush.) Spokes-
/ man.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
Cat Skins in the Fur Market.

! According to some authorities the
time is not go far distant when the i'm
| perial sable. the royal minniver and
the commercial scaiskin viii! become
SO scarce that they will be within the
attainment of millionaires alone but,
as the reports upon the fur sales show,
there is no fear of this state o. things
| coming about next season. The sup
plies of all kinds are still ample, and,
indeed, are in several instances excess
slve, with the result that, although the
general demand is very fair, many de-
precautions in value have been re-
ported.
BY the way. the cat skin appears to
hold an important place III the fur
market. During last week 6SG6 "com-
mon cat skins were offered, as COM
pared with S069 last year, but these
were OF rather indifferent quality and
realized very low prices. Iu the mat
ter OF "house cat" skins 24.19O were
offered, against OBS last year, there
being in this class, IN addition to the
usual American collection, large
parcel OF dressed Russian skins the
whole were however disposed of cheap
lg. The domestic pussy Of this country
may, therefore, Mt present prowl
around in peace. The time has yet to
como when n premium will be set
upon her skin for purposes Of wear.
Indeed, the city cat everywhere, in
every land, may laugh at furriers to
eternity, perhaps, because it is not
Eer skin that is valued as fur. 1t is
too thin and its fur is very inferior.
The thicker coat OF the country cnt is
what IS worked up into seal and bea-
yer. sable and no one knows how many
kinds Of limitations for those wto want
fur, but cannot afford the genuine
high-priced article. - Philadelphia
IIedper
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
Buried Without An Inquest.

Monroe Hehey, colored, lived on the
old Julius Mills place, in Chester
county, near Smiths Turnout. A few
weeks ago he hurt one of his feet and
on account of neglect his condition be-
came serious. He feared amputation
and this seems to have affected his
mind. Monday he went to Fishing
Creek and attempted to drown himself,
but he was prevented from carrying
out his design. He then went to an
old we'll and plunged in head foremost,
and before he could be rescued was
drowned. His body was recovered
and bnried without an inques. being
held
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
TURNED THE JOKE.

He was n delicate young man in a
pink shirt and duck trousers, both of
which he wore in n pompous and con-
ceited manner. He was seated in the
train dangling his tennis racquet, and
busily amusing II number of bright
young ladies and gentlemen of his
party.
"Ah, how good! Here's the con-
ductor. Watch me astonish him"
"Ticket, sir" said the conductor.
"My dear man," said the young
man. "my-er-fnce is my ticket.
The conductor smiled and looked
around at the young mans friends,
and then, in polite and apologetic
manner, said. 81 beg your pardon,
ladies and gentlemen, but my orders
are to punch all tickets. and I'm afraid
/ might destroy this ticket SO much
that can't turn it in at the end ofthe
run"
Here the young man colored redder
than his shirt, and hastily produced
his ticket amid shouts OF laughter
from his friends. Hurper's Round
Table
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
WAS HE A MURDERER?
Daniel Robinson Protested His limo
cence to the Last.

Daniel Robinson Protested His limo
cence to the Last.
Daniel Robinson, who recently COM
mitted suicide in the Aiken Jail while
imprisoned there lnder sentence of
death, claimed to the last thst s r. was
innocent aglGss'nn not guilt guilty. The fol.
hislng letter with reference to his sui
OF g, written in Aiken, has been re-
Ao-ved by The Register: "Daniel Rob-
inson, who died on juno 10, was &C.
cused of the murder of Blaine Watson
last May. He was innocent of the
crime charged against him and he held
out to the last moment that he was in
nocent. He has left warning to oil
of his brothers and his friends to be-
ware Of evil companions, and think
the matter should be looked into and
the murderers should be overtaken.
Robinson's last words were mot guilty, ;
and he said when he would be sleeping
In his silent grave that the murderer
would be found, and that he would not
hang for some ono else's crime. / am
very much interested in the matter
and l think that all criminals should
die for their own crimes, and l hope
the Governor will look into the mat
ter"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
PALMETTO
POINTERS.
AN EARNEST PROTEST.
A Religious Paper on tho Present
Campaign-Very Forcible.

The following editorial in regard to
the present campaign is taken from the
Southern Christian Advocate, the
church paper Of the Methodist OF
South Carolina: "From the begin
ming, the campaign meetings in our
State have been no credit to us rs
people. Not only the personalities
pursued by some, but tho language
used by them, have not been fitting In
men holding or aspiring to official posi-
ton, and have detrncted seriously
from the reputation of South Carolina.
The bad start got worse and worse as
the campaign progressed. Insults
became common. Alterations occurr-
ed every few days. Finally, on Friday,
last, the governor of our common
wealth insulted rival candidate, who
is Judge of our circuit court. That
rival struck him; the blow was return
ed, and the men engaged in a tisticuif
fight in the very court house, indeed,
on the very platform where judges
sit to dispense justice. 1t is almost a
miracle that no bodily harm was done
but the great harm was tho irreparable
damage done to the reputation of South
Carolina, with the degrading influence
of that and former events in this cam
paign, on the PEOPLE Of the State. The
highest officer of the peace in our State
and an occupant of the highest post Of
our judiciary, broke the peace they
were pledged to preserve. By all ac-
counts, from oil sources, both were re-
sponsible for the unseemly spectacle.
Then followed an inexcusable alterca-
ton between two other candidates. We
have touched bottom.
"We have twice before raised warn
ing voice. We speak again. Our
Christian citizens owe it to themselves
to set the seal of condemnation on the
whole matter-the Florence fight, and
all the other disorders that went be-
fore. Such things will be training
school for lawlessness. We do not e1-
pect political campaign to run like a
Sunday School, but we and all citizens
have a right to expect becoming con-
duct and language. Let sternest con.
demnation be meted out to all who will
not observe these essentials"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
JONES !:E..DE 20 ECSE-
He Cannot Take sewall Down, hut 10
Ready to Open Bids for Fusion.

The Atlanta Constitution Thursday printed
telegram from Senator James X. Jones,
Chairman OF the Democratic National E.xecu-
tive Cammittcc, rs follows:
81 cannot consider any proposition for the
withdrawal o. Srwall but | will entertain as
FAR as have power, and promOt" To tho best
OF my ahil!ty, any just and !air proposition
FOR fusion on electoral ticket
lS!Sn"dl JAMES X. JONEs"
This telegram was sent to the Constitution
In reply 10 au inquiry as TO III" policy which
would ltu:H',y be adopted il regard 10 .!Ic
elcc:ora! complication.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
Beaufort Division Praised.

Captain Merrill Miller reports to the
Navy Department at Washington that
til" board which inspected the South
Carolina militia found that the men of
the Beaufort division were well set up;
the O!liccrs gave their commands well
and obedience was quick and prompt.
The men Of all the divisions picked up
the drill at the main and second bat
teries quite readily and understood the
signal instruction given them.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
The Laurens Encampment.

The Railroads are Offering every in
duccment to the militia and to parties
wishing to attend the encampment of
the Third regiment at Laurcns. They
have offered one cent milo for tho
round trip to tho militia and three
cents to citizens wishing to go along
There is nothing to prevent large at
tendance of both citizcus and soldiers.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
A SOLEMN WARNING.

''Now, JOSH" said the old man to
his eighteen.year- son, "we allow
to board lot of city gals this sum-
mer, and you want to keep out of
fallin' in love with 'em, sure. It amt
been more'n twenty year ago that I
fell IN love with one of our city board
ers, and when she tilted me-" he con-
tinued, lowering his voice and looking
cautiously over his shoulder, cit made
me feel so bad thet rushed right OFF
and marrit your nav before thought
what I was doin'. n'."-Cincinnati En-
qulrer.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
A GOOD OPENING.

"1'm going to move my business to
Greenville," said Pawl, the undertak-
or, to n friend.
'lsn't the town well supplied with
undertakers? asked the friend.
II think not. There are only two
there now, while tho place has twelve
physicians. Puck.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
EASILY EXPLAINED.

81 presume you carry Il memento
of some sort in that locket of yours 2"
Precisely. 1t is lock OF my hus
bands hair"
"6ut your husband is still alive"
eyes. sir; but his hair is oil gone. -
Hartford Times.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
WORSE THAN THE HEAT.

Hoax-"Pve got great scheme for
the warm weather"
JoaX-'Let's have it,"
Hoax -"l'm going to keep small
boy near me sharpening slate pencils.
1t always makes my blood run cold. "
Philadelphia Record.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
A TRUE GENTLEMAN.

Guest (of summer hotel, to proprie-
tor)-"Your head-clerk is one of the
most accommodating man I ever saw. +"
Proprietor-"Pm glad you think
so. What has he done for you?"
81 put 500 IN the safe, and he let
me have So of it back. Life.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
CLOTHES AND THE MEN.

Van Arndt-'I bought golf cap
Yesterday"
Fcnilworth-"What links are you
going to play on?'
None. I'm going bicycling.
What are you doing with that cycling
sweater?"
"Going out fishing. Truth.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
A CASE OF HEHEDITY.

Smith-"Old DR.. Pills son is max.
ing ducks and brakes out of the for
tune that his father left him, so I
hear"
Jones-"Well, what else conld you
expect? The old man was quack,
wasn't he ?"-Judge.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
A Hundred Thousand n Year

In eighty years the Dukes OF Bed.
ford have spent SO, 600, 900 in improv-
ing one estate in Cambridgeshirc, from
which they draw Sc an acre rent The
land yields th;rty.six bushels of wheat
TO the acre.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1896-08-07
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.

Glove Will Find the Way''-Thc Girl
for Him--The Size OF 1.-THE Re-
tort Courteous-Worse Than
the Heat, ETC., ETC.,