New-York tribune., 1896-10-25
THE TALK or THE DAi'

-,,.o, stor,, saws that Governor Oates
OF Alabama recently came TO TINS o''s 80, ~ 20
,iote for money for his State, pu' WIS
secure any, The men with money WIN " -
circumstances would have been giau " a0N''
dote him felt obliged TO tell him that thes W.
orroid IN nlacp their money in Sta'o WHY w
continent of the majority favored 3i-ceh' "o'"'
They declined his proposition purely OF ,,
Grounds They must know before putting ou' ",''
money that they would receive IL oacN III '"
the same as when 1t left them
Reward and Punishment the trunks:
II YOU are not you'll have TO uhp"cN "
tFlegende Blatter.
August schrader. the alleged-HDiNlhe iie'''''
IN Philadelphia.
, ,udye.s little daughter who bad attended eb nep
fathers court for the first time was 49, rnturr
intgresSe inter- sSe told her mother Papa made sneJch
and several other men made spsesh,,Sh 80 ~. twsiv.
men men were put in a dark chamber to be deVeoPe"'
-(Pittsburg Chronicle
Elmer Graydon living near English iNu "'s
named his infant Abraham Lincoln Wy
William Mckinley; and a neiShoor. 'ohi N""e"''
mo, 70 he outdone has named his hiaht sun
,rhomas jefferson Andrew Jackson James hoi''oe
,vrlIon Jennings Bryan. At last accounts po'h
infants were doing as we'll as could be eNpec''"
under the circumstances
,rorg Frends-A-My wife has given me
birthday present OF "A keyring , ,,r,n,,v "a
Bwf IL II sn WerF Ss ySs @n Sn ths ihy @
Sende Batter
7, ,s = curious fact tha, "rhe Atlanta Journal
and The Macon GA Telegraph ooth OF "n'V"
are supporting Bryan seldom negi'ct an oppo'.
tunty TO expose the mistakes OF the foPoc'"'
canna,gn Then there Is Tom" Watsons organ
The Peoples Party Paper" printing III iul ram
many Hairs evil record. which recently appeared
4, Tho Tribune including even the headlines con-
demnatory OF Tammany.
v.,, Ia ro,rad-"I don't care that for what
the newspapers think :bout me- said the states
my, "V,o ~ and the incredulous constituent.
NO II Is what they say that keeps iue ""aNe
OF nights"-(lndianapolis journal"
Jean Baptiste Bigonesse. ninety-five years DID, Is
the Oldest registered voter In Chicaeo TINS !ea''
and he declares his intention Of voting Tor NC
Kinley. although he has hitherto been Democrat
Pcssimsm-"wheats purity high" said the post
'""f,' "fve noticed It," replied Farmer corntossel.
"Its quite err sprse
..Yon mean ter saw YOU thought twas goin' up?'
"Whut made ye?" ,,,... s,.
There was a free silver parade in Scranton Miss,
the other day in which "A little negro girl was
dressed In yellow to represent the gold stahdaro'
while sixteen white girls were dressed IN silver
colored garments. IL was thouSht 'ii"' SUE" "''-
matte representation OF sixteen to one could not
fail TO turn every white voter over to silver as no
self-respecting white man could possibly support
any policy that was represented by "A "nisser'
In Theory and Practice.-"They talk about wom-
an being impractical" she exclaimed. but they
What has set you thinking about that, in
qoSsd the nsshoT na q a"n taking @ abon tho
I'm wheat He's explained all about the purchaSe
and sale OF millions OF bushels of wheat and bl
Of hnrr Of v,
when It comes to remembering TO stop n. tns
OF bread he's no more to be depended on than
baby."-,Washington star
..The Examiner" Of this city, of which Edward
Bright is publisher and Thomas O. Conant editor
came out last week in a new typographical dress
and In folio form. "Thc Examiner has been ior
many years a sturdy and able exponent OF Baptist
principes and its many friends will be pleased to
see In these improvements an evidence OF It's con-
tinted success and prosperity.
Pleasure Still to BE Had.-"Bgosh. Bill said
the farmer with the square Jaw, TO my own
knowsdss you hsy % o yo as
What you soin to do to injoy yoursef when the
Wal" said the farmer with the struggling yell
low whiskers; whats to perveim,t me goin TO pro,
Taod meen M,n,ea a1e r fifteen
Journal.
The eighty ninth annual meeting OF the New York
State Baptist Missionary Convention will be held
In the First Church OF Syracuse on october q. 2S.
% and 80 The Rev. DR.. John b. Calvert. Of The
Examiner" staff. who has been president for the
last ten years. will preside Addresses will be
made on different lines OF missionary work by we'll
known clcrgymen. The report OF the convention s
Educational Committee will be presented by the
Rev. DR.. A. 8. Hobart OF Yonkers. chairman.
There will be addresses on Christian Culture
Courses" by the Rev T. +. Chambers, Saratoga:
on THE ExpressiOnal Element In Educational
Training" by Professor J. p. Svernaii OF Roches-
ter Theological Seminary. and on university EN-
tension" by Professor Ralph w. Thomas. Of Col
gate University. The annual sermon will be
preached by the Rev DIR. A. G. Dixon. OF Brooklyn.
The State Pastors Conference and the Young
Peoples Union will meet in connection with the
convention.
Palace-car Porter-Kin brush de dust outer yer
clothes boss?
Traveler-There's no dust In my clothes SAM
We'll, yer doesn't look like yer was dead broke
boss"-(Yonkers Statesman.