The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-02-26
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= The man is very poor who can.
put all his riches in an iron safe.
= Systematic daily study will sooE.
turn an ignorant man into a scholar.
The height Of wisdomsis to live
each day as if it might be the last
day.
- In escaping from q fire, creep or,
crawl along the room with your face
close to the floor.
- In Russia you must marry before
80 or not al all, and you may marry
only FIVE times.
"A lace dress belonging to Mrs.
William .Astor cost s2!j, 600 in Paris
some years ago.
= A tree recently felled in Oregon
was 12O feet Icing while the but meas-
ured only one foot through.
= There are nearly 16,900,DOol
children in schools in the United
States, nearly 100000 In public
schools, and nearly 100000 teachers.
An ice marriage took place ire
Gently in Holland. The couple were
married on the frozen Zuyder Zee, the
ceremony being followed by adance
on skates.
does your papa get much pr,c.
tice?" asked the visitor of the DOCTOR D
seven-year.old son. saOh, he dorlt
have to practice any more. He knows:
how, now
= The best men are not SO good iasl
they ought to be, and the worst men
are a great deal more degraded and
sinful than they themselves or any
one else su.pposes.
The best evidence that We can
give that We are pious Christians, and
heirs Of eternal life, il? the earnest dls-
sire Of our hearts and labors Of orr
lives for the salvationgof sinners.
= Her conclusion: Mamma, aaid
Edith, in whisper, as the bsld-head-
ed man with the full beard entered
the room, there 8 q man Whose hair
is all growed down through his face.
The governors Of only TIRE
States Of the Union receive salaries &c
$40, 90 each namely, New York, New
Jersey, and Pennsylvania. The least
is 81, 900 paid by the State Of Rhode
Island.
An uncomfortable tight shoe may
be made perfectly easy4by laying .
cloth wet in hot water acrosszwhere
it pinches, changing several times.
The leather will shape Itself to the
foot.
= Banana juice is said tomake d
incselible ink. Aspot on q
white shirt from q dead-ripe banana is
marked forever, and the juice from
bananas thoroughly decayed is q
clear carmine.
- A lady If charitable disposition
asked a poor man If she could not
help him by mending his clothes.
eyes, madam he replied. have
a button, and you would oblige me
by sewing o coat5to it.
- Leap year "Laura, said the
fond mother, "what are the intentions
Of thatyoung man you are permitting
to call on you SO often Never
mind that, mother" answered the
maiden. 81 know what my intentions
are."
1t is hardly fair t oexpect q horse
or cow to possess sound judgment, Q
education, and the knack Of
undertaking I; yet some men treat
animals as if they were to blame for
not knowing more than their owner
does.
-"See here, Mr.. Grocer said q
housewife, "If your going
to bring me any more goods, 1 want
them to be Che very best.
keep none but the best presume
so /; you must sell the worst in order
to keep.the pest.
-"What do you think Of this
dessert 2" "VVhat do you call It
"Charlotte russo" We'll, Charlotte
knew her business when she namedit
In all my experience / never enco1nt-
cred a fimsier ruse fer making a man
believe he was having something's
eat"
"There r. said theenergeticl lady.
ut takes a woman to save money.
went and gave. that plumber such q
talking that he reduced his bill
S." ri know you did" sighed the
husband. "He sent bill of $12 to
the Office to-day for the time you3took
up in arguing with HIM"
cit was very Ilucky Of you,
to have set UPON the burglar
and SO ably captured him" said the
inspector shut need you have
him SO badly 2" aHow didI
know it was a burglar asked the
woman. "I'd been up three hours
waiting for my husband. Thought
it was him."
- Smith-I've taken some OF Dr..
Quack's medicine thought I'd try =
new doctor. DO you know much
about him ? Jones-Yes, alittIe.
of mine took sorle of his medi-
cine once. Did, eh (? Was it quick
to act O yes there WAS Grape on the
door next morning.
Two farmers Of Beech Springs,
Va, went to law a week or so since
over a calf, valued at ~, which one
accused the other Of stealing. The
litigation cost the farmers about fifty
dollars each and the suit was dismiss
ed. The next day the calf was found
dead in a cave on property thatsdid
not belong to either of the Gtigants.
= Among the botanical curiosities
have been. found in the 18TH
mus Of T~ehauntepec, lately muchex-
by n%aturalists, is a botanical
In the morning it is white at
noon it is red and at night blue, and
the alterations Of color are so regular
that the time of day can be told from
the tint of the flower.
= Our people are growing more and
more in the habit Of looking to Hill
for fine latest and best Of every-
thing in the drup line. Thew sell