davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The morning times., 1896-05-31
a. W. STEWART g. CO., PrePrietors
3stb ST. aDa Broadway, NJ. Y.
Principal Depots where the Genuine Pep-Kola
is sold in Washington, D. G.

Is sold IN " asHingt0n, d. =.
Samuel T. stott, sos Pennsylvania Ave, N. w
Acker & Kenner 1920 Pennsylvania Ave, N w.
G. G. c. simms, Ne8 York Ave and 18th ST., N. w.
Walter o. Davis, Iith and G Sts.
Chas F. Kem, 1918 18TH St, N. w.
R. X Helphenstine, fifth and Sts., N. w.
]. R. Major, 300 9TH ST., Wv.
onutt & Blumer, I4tR and W SITS, NV.
p g. MeComas Vermont Ave, and nth Sts., N. w.
aylor's Pharmacy, Tth and Sts N. w.
Felix A. Heley, 9th and P'sts., N w.
c. V. Hurlebaus & Co. Il and Sts., n. w.
Thos K Shaw, 9TH apd ISts., N. w.
]. Herve Purdy, 9TH and Q3Sts., N. w.
j. Louis Kric, 18th ST. apd Pennsylvania Ave, N W.
The Library Pharmacy Pa. Ave. & I'd st. S. +
Kings Drug Store 18Th and SITS. n. W.
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FOR HIRE.

FOR HIRE-To drummcrs and bush
ness men horse and buggy or Dayton,
STAB. .ES tc;.r OF 615 Z ST. nw.; telephone
cal IO9 my16-f
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FOR RENT-MISCELT.A
FOR RENT-Hotel Hanover dining
room Apply Hotel Hanover. my29-3t
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STOLEN.

STOLEN from SJaGle. night My -, I
Sr1Y COO horse, 10 hands Ugh, years
old. scar on right fore leg between knee
and breast. also fresh scar j n root OF tail
from cTuppeT- Reward f returned TO W.
W. wINFREE, West Place, Eladensburg
road D. C.. Item
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LOST blue enaI-eied. watch CnaTIn,
with owners name UG back. SOltaoie
reward ifreturned tO2ti Pa-aNe- Item
TOST-I.ady's gold watch with initial
4. f l. A. with chain ''tt. .'Sheu, please
retrrr to 2G3t X5thSt. NV and rrCe vr re-
ward my29-3t
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nrsrSFss cuAScEs.

LOOK medicine for sale
$50. Sold by druggists, can be put
up for 40e, PEE dozen; and resails for e 40;
good reason for selling Address RARE
CHANCE, this office. IL
RA Re OPDORTUNIT large
piece of nicely situated land on Pa r. r.
lU iniiss from this city; nlceiy suDdivlded
Tor popular defnand: containing over 200
good lots, 80 feet BY 100. Each already
plated and streets cut. Beautiful lOca-
tIon. Easy of access Cheap monthly
tickets. @ station already there and houses.
VIII sell whole tract for $500 cash. Good
cndncr TO double your money quick Call
or address No. 623 r ST.. 1st floor 'front.' Ic
FOR SALE-COner grocery store in
NV; new Mickey ice box fixtures etc;
new stock; S2T5 cash viii buy 4 sold at
once Address j. j. R., this office.
my31-3t
Fox SALE-Buy Southern Canfor-
MA owe orchard and secure perpet-
uaI income; booklet mailed free Write
Writings Ohve Colony. Byrne Bldg. Los
Angeles, Cal my1O-Su-6mO
EUSINFsSS FOR SALE The NO large
FOwl;tjdu lodging anG lunch buildings,
corner King and Union SIS. Alexandria,
Va v ~ thoroughly eGppe, = 5nG SIC eSed ana I,
sale on aCCO,.Ist sf sGl!iEg health Inc
place has gCCG Wa-Hs8.t. and down
river trade, with ICfaDIint tidtiCns for q
ldT.e nufni,er % 5rdhSie nj aasi steady board
ers. aud offers a .Otd living and safe m
vestment. with IDN rent and the best cash
bOdJ trade on the rIver tr mt 10 2 lex2ndria,
with the profitable summer ~ CdTsiOa sea
sou Just coming on. a large &C room and
shelves for restaurant anG Ear 10 needed.
aud a completely cGlnBDe, Kitchen: this
Wen-esta hiisi:eG bust ness Wlti be oil erred a
bargain 10 the right party Joe king for and
meaning bUslf.e>S. can give ...SSe SslOn with
in a few DAYS. Apply on the premises.
my3O-2t
CORNER DRUG Store: NV; good
soda trade: oak fixtures. owner IN
bad health DR. A Z. NJ. us G. ST.
FOR SALE-Cigar store and pool
room: 9th near Pa. ave. Address
MEMO. this office my29-3t
FOR SALE Grocery and provision
store ~ Ec. section dong a good bUsi-
ness. on account OF III hcaltH- Address j.
A. T, this office. Dy27-7t-em
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The Times Real Estate Bureau can Sc
cure tenant for your vacant store quicker
than any other agency.
The morning times., 1896-05-31

CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER
VIM. r.. YTON Carpenter
shop. Sw. cor. lUth and I StS. General
iObbIng my3O-3t tenn
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CORNER DRUG store: NV: good
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

w NTED Ladies' 10 have dresses
made at l45S ID ST. NV; perfect tit;
guarantee To order. 1t
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LOST.

LOST-May 30, 4 p. M, bet. y and l.,
14thaud 18th: gentleman :! !cft SEOe,Rce
x HuChinS ON back strap, reward Ut lriO
1918 Sc. IL
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w NTED Quiet lady To share pleas
ant home; small family: 50 month; for
sale, lady's CGshiOn-tire bicycle, $40; call
after D. 400 Mass. ave. NV. HS3l-3t
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POPULESTS
REPUBLICANS AND
DEMOCRATS.
~,UNITED

in praise of the most delicious
and invigorating beverage
science has produced-PEP4
KOLA.
PEP-KOLA is a true diges-:
tive tonic, combining the essen:
tial properties of the wonderful
kola nut and pepsin, the greatest
digestive known.
The only preparation in exi
istence which happily combines
these two great sustaining and
remedial agents.
Nothing else so we'll fortifies
the system against the ravages
of summer heat nor offers such
acharming form of refreshment.
/ scents glass at all soda fountains.
Bottles for home use rs cents.
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Pension vouchers execute by Frank

=
ID. Blackstone. Notary FUblc, resi-
denCe SOS 3rd ST. nw-- lhalI block from
U. ) Pension 4 gSncyJ. VIII open office at
ABOVE address thursday, tae 4th OF June
at ) O'Clock Il. IN, fnT the pTOutp5 execution
OF VOuCiitES. after tins Gdte EVIll De- at my
office, Room -, tlantlc Building, $50
r St.nw Viii call u res fences % Jnpse who
are sick or disabled; fees very reasonable
my314t
The morning times., 1896-05-31

Fox SALE-Buy Southern CanfOr-
ma owe orchard and secure a perpet-
ual income; booklet mailed free. Write
Writings Oiive COlOny. Byrne Bldg. Los
Angeles, Cal my10-Su-6mO
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PERSONALS.

LA ST WEEK Madame Zeritzka, Rus
sian palmist. Parlors 737 18Th Sc.
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Columbia Typographical Union, No. I01-
Typographical Temple, No. 425 q stree.
northwest. Called Injecting, 2:3O O'Clock.
Executive CUInInlJec, 10. a, O6, X. oil
l.-Timcs building.
The morning times., 1896-05-31

FOX SALE -JOfuCr ErOCery store IN
NV; new Mickey ice box, fixtures etc;
new stock: 1915 cash will buy IN sold at
once Address j. j. R., this office
my3I-3G
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sATURDAY, JUNE 6.

Cigarmakers' Union, No 10 Hall, 737
Seventh street northwest
L A. 23S9, K. of L. Bakers Plasterers'
Hall, Four-and-a-half street aud Pennsyl-
vania avenue.
Local Journeymen Tailors' Union Cos
tello's Hall, Sixth and G streets.
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LOOK k-Proprietary medicine for sale
$50. Sold by druggists, can be put
up Tor 4Oc. PEE dozen. and re5all5 for e.. 40
good reason for selling Address RARE
CHANCE, this office. 1t
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KNOW THYSELF
STOOD AB3EE The T1EMPLE OF THE

LET us seI,d case OF Ba amer Ire wing
Company scelebratcd beer 10 courthouse
One dollar a case. Drop postal washing
ton ageucy, 42l 10th ST NV.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-02-05

gu Nsiu asben dnf' Gpisl osfsbt baF,
nm i'm Sa retteng" faete He.
So, mar feline Mntturrt.
Sis lab 3u ibm auf unb fdlug i'm
hann nit ber bfoBen Danb IN = geii6t.
.WabntDibiger Norr, 5ie!1 sifhelte
iie.
gr belt tire speiBen grme feif unb
sipang Iie binter bic Gran9enbdune 3us
rid. .Miiien sic iparunl21 fogte er
unb fpra6 lnnsfam unb beutli6;; vipeil
ih fiirdtete, baB, tuenn er tobt Ddre,
sic berlan9ten, bah id Sic beiratbete
unb peil IN Mnbetra1t bes @ef1mdbes,
bas iiber uns lmeebt. id es idper
bdtte pernleiben t0nnen; neil ib fiirh=
tete, baB, tpenn er nidt n1ebr sDifAen
uns itdnbe, Sic mir lditig suerben
t5nnten- bielIei1t 3tpiihen mid unb
bas Weib treten piirben, bas i'd liebe,
fie, 3u Der i9 iebt suriidtehre. Uer=
1teben sic mid NUM-"
.Sa," faete bic Grau, unb ct sing.
yNber es sibt nur 5tDei Wenihen allf
Der Welt," 10 fdlpB Sepbion, ubie IS
nibt fir allberorbentlih ebel unb
ielbftlos balten, baB ct benz 6atten oas
2eben serettet bat, uxb bic iinb er felbit
unb Die Grau."
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-02-05
@5rtIid) ecMsHtsste,s.

Gr tpar 9ddermetiter unb apar ei%
ner BON Der dnerbeiten Dirt. @r berz
tbeuerte bas 9rob pabrbaftig nt9t!
go srobe S9rippen. tpie bel tbm, CAB
es i'm aefammten @tabtpiertel niht
pieber unb feine Bre3eln tparen tpegen
ibrer 5ettleibigfett serabeau beriibmt.
Oas bate aber alles feinen natiirli=
den @runb. Gr beaablte ndmlih tpe<
Der feline Butter, mod audi fein Mebl,
unb tpenn bic Qteferanten bonn 5uleBt
tpirflib einmal flasbar tpurben, 10
mar er ihon itets dnbersnobin perao=
gen, bate ieine 8dderei siinitig Derz
fauft, bas @elb eingeitedt unb mar
unpfdnbbar seiporoen.
Z Das Meblobrama fanb iomit ims
mer einen guten MbfdluB. fir i'm
felbit tpenisftens, unb bic 8utterbdnbz
Ter tparen eben einfa9 aneefhmiert,
tpie bas Der 8eruf nit etnem 70 fettt@
gen Mrttfel ia eben nit iih brinst.
Sn sroben Stdbten iinb berartige
0orfommniife befonntlih nihts In<
geipDbnlihes. 2etoer, iasen bic ebrz
li9en 2eute, taufen bic srpbenSdrip@
pen aber bod serne.
Snbefen, er bdtte bic Shrippen
am liebften nod biel, pief srOber se=
ma6t, benn auf beito mebr Mbfab
fonnte er ia re9nen, penn nur bas
9ol5, bas berflirte 9olS nidt 10 theuer
eeipefen ndre. g(uf bte5en Mrttfel stbt
es ndmlth feinen Rrebit. Qanse
fann nnb eriibelte er, tpie bieiem uebel
tpobl abaubelfen lei unb 11liebli9 mar
iein gntfhluB sefabt: Mls er ndmlih
NAL tpieber feline 8dderet perfauft
bate, ba mietbete er ii9 cine neue in
benz 9aufe zines 9ol5bdnblers ielbit,
Der einen foloFalen 9orratb BON bie=
fem unentbebrli4en Mrtttel auf ieinem
9ofe aufseitapslt bate.
Nahbem al5o Der Mietbscontraft
NIT Northumberland zMietbe fein iGus
berli9. aufgeiebt unb bon beiben Set
ten unterfdrieben mar. ipra9 Der Ite@
bensipiirbise 9ausnirtb gu ibm:
vRi6t tpabr, mein 2ieber, unb bann
nebmen Sic bod audi immer Sbr 9ol3
bon mir9" r6elbiperitdnbltd, felbit<
berftdnblib, f0nnen sana fi9er barauf
re9nen!" ertpiberte er nit bieberem
9anbfdlag.
lnb 70 that ct benn aud. - Mns
nGbtli9, ipenn idon alles i'm fiiBeiten
@1lummer lag unb Der 8rabe anein
tpacbte, INN feinem fdiperen 8adberufe
na1Sugeben, begab er iid INNER erit
5ubor auf ben 9of binaus unb padte
BON ben fhDnen, sroben 9Ol5floben 10
piel er nur INNER fafen fonnte, um
1einen &unben bamit bic riefisen
S9rippen berauitellen, Elm Wobltbdter
Der Menidbeit. Biz - no. Bis er enbz
li9 babel sefaBt tpurbe. nMber, mas
MAIDEN sic benn ba9 sic nebmen ia
bon meinem 9ola!1 - .Na eetpiB,
bas baben mir ia berabrebet!4 -
,6m! 9lllerbings! Mber obne jebe
Besabluns9" s9aben mir babon
Diellei9t ettpas abgemabta4
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-02-05

M6u! RDAtn: ,@ndbige Gnali,
in nlnbte tpieberfonllpsn, alm Sbnel 3il
Hagen, baB i1 bic @telIe Bel Sbnen bod
niht unrlsbnlen tnlvrl gndbiae:
SO! limb tpanial ni1t9" R0hin:
rM1, in Der @tnbt, tpObin sic berIebt
iinb, tpiirbe ih MIDI 5u sobe fiirtten
~ bic tit ia midt NAL neilitdri1A Be-
febt!"
So hann! .RlGger Isle
firb BON Dem Qlungeflagten am Der gbre
gefrdrbft itrD sic getpilDt. einert
Nerglei1 eir8ugeber2" .MiGt ap1
Die Melt!" rgr lit aber erbDtig, Elm
Dpfer at brtagsa!" rNo nera
er an 5tau0ps 3ubIt
paffenb. Der No5i 1T fpz
eben bonn 6nastnc1t bes ngr3engd
MihasI1 ar Die frblHe aalft Ibsf0rDert
tporben. Mis ct dalf b<r StraBe I'M
Ghnes liegt. 9dH er folgeubsn Wlonos
log: Die WirI9Ih hot an rehtsn
pdiIenben Ndmell! Der Wirtb uub iei
0austneht fsnb poar nsft er3grobs
Mtihel a4tb ieine @aH' lebrt er's
Gliug'tp mia D Gn9l
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-02-05

3n bel berdumsgt. @A,
Iieber Mu1n, LAB bph ben Doftor
Dr1rle bdsen, i9 n69te, bebnr i6
jterbe, nod .meinen lesten Willen aufz
feten laiFe1t! Das feblte mir gerabe
nod! Dn Anft Deiner gBtllen Dein
Geben lang gtbabt unO ieBt apillit Du
ibn aud nod i'm gobe babena
Geographic f4maH. -
8nnfter Nodenbdunl: ,Wns 9abtn Sie
gkfugts Die Wnfe lou niht fem edta
Sat @e bod MEM Wtoribht 5elbf mitz
getnaHt aus Wfaiolitu!"
s3meibe utig. MifeTor:
rNei6id mar ifh fisl Der StdSt, no i1
nls Gatatbeltt ein FIpttes 2eben gefiibrt
babe. Die Gtobt er5hierf mir febr ber<
6rbert.s 3ubS1sr: rOus innn idb
mir bcaken, @is ffub eben ir13iDifheE
dsiifter1 aeiporbsn!1
G i'm Renner 91eaterbirec<
tor (3n eiTler @5dnuf3eIerirt): rMfo
cine Q1IunB bts gontrnetes tpiinfnen
Gie, tpcil Sic ii9 mil benz 6errn 4.
btrbefyntben tpDlIeh JauH, ih ratbe
sbuers, DorIdafjg Bios llJastb au nebs
DfftM1eraig .y2uH,
dgdnnrdkr, mas bdt DIR btns bsi ttnl
4>utS8ep Wittdgei1en bds i6s Dir ge<
a66t 6dbe am 5tHtn 1ef6msdt9s 81
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-02-05
: u u + u m 10 eQeal.

Muf ummegem Mdnn:
vMeiBt Ou, mas iA neulin geleien
babe, liebe syruu2 Die Rruft, bae ein
geipD6nli1er Wlenfh Iir1 einern Sabre
aalftpenbet, am bic @ebrnlhsgegetlS
ftGnbe bes 2ebens NIT ben 9Gnberp anf<
5uheben, lpiirbe 3i1umnlengenpmnen
binreihen, nm eSner gi5enbabnalig nit
feds Maggprs 1000 Riloneter tpeit au
3ieben -. tpelne Rraftbergelbun1 tit
es alto bon Dir, tpenru Du ieben Mbenb,
iobulb ib 6sinrtonue. ben Gbiefeltnent
nah mir fhleuberifa1
@ipfeI ber SrGgbeit.
.MeiBt Du, Jloriar, iast Der Ei1bs
lermeiiter 3u ieinen Geiellen, init
Dir bin ih febr unoufrieben, Du biit
ia bic Srdsbeit ielbit," rM9. Mei=
fter,~ metnt Glorian, nni9ts tann i1
Sbnen re6t MAIDEN, id ipollte, id3,
tpdre tobt." uSa, bas gIoub' i9
Dir beriebt Der Meiiter, .baS fDnnte
Dir 10 pnfIen! sSn benz bequemen
Sarge liegen urb niAts thun!1
Der DdbfentDirtb. Weint
6erren, sic ntnneil mid irnnler 9err
0nuptpann, neil id 0auptmann her
bieiigen G9iibengilbe bin. Mtine
1erren. ipenn th pOr nleiuer gonpdgs
ME itebe, BIN i6 ber 9err 9auptnlanll,
dber tpenn idb sic bebiene. bin id nur
ber Ohftntpirtb.
Gin berIdffiges Mdb.
n en-. Sousfruu: v@ie miii7en dber
dlln Sie Rinber lieben. OionItn,1b.
den: ,,D, III ber lisbs tdnu man {id)
ouf mid perluIIsn!s
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-02-05
MptoriSnten.
9on q. Stier.

Nus neuem @toff fir bic neue 3eit
Wirfet Der Runit Elm neues Rleib,
Nah neuem @9nitt. auf neue Mrt!
Doh g6tbeit ibm unb S6Dnbett
ipabrt;
8ebenft, bab iebem @olf nnb 2anb
Das Rleib Der Runft ein 5eftgetpanb!
Gin 2idt, bas mddtig itrablt unb
ben,
Gs blenbet i6tDane Mugen fhnelI;
Mesbalb aud GROCER Meiiter Siinben
Qnbeter unb Nababmer finben.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19
VIII coma March First.

Mr.. Justified received letter yestcr-
day from NJ. j. Gottschalk, president OF
the hoop factory campany that will
locate in Crystal Falls, stating that the
company would be on the ground here
with the plant hy the first OF March
next Had Mr.. Gottschalk known OF
the unusually mild weather prevalent
here during the past few weeks, ho would
have taken advantage OF it and erected
the plant this fall Mr.. Gottschalk ex-
plains that il is now too late, however,
az the foundation for the furnace and
engines could not be advantagoously
constructed at this season OF the year.
Six families will accompany the concern
TO Crystal Falls. Mr.. Gottschalk urges
those having elm for sale TO retain
it for the use oi Che new factory, and the
institution will be able TO consume all
the elm in this part OF the country.
They will do strictly cash business and
the timber can be sold TO them TO much
better advantage than it can be shipped
10 outside points.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19
Calls On Mckinley.

Word comes from Hon. S. "a. Stephen
son that he had the pleasure oi spending
n good part OF last Friday nc Canton,
Ohio, the guest OF Mai. William McKin-
ley, president-elect oi the United States,
says the Menominee Leader.
A delegation oI Michigan's leading
Republicans visited Mckinley Saturday,
but Mr.. Stephenson, although invited to
join this delegation. reached Canton
earlier.
Mr.. Stephenson wrtos he is much
pleased with the result OF his visit. IL ia
understood Mr. Stephenson is there in
the interest oi the plan OF appealing to
the next president to give General Alger
the office OF secretary OF war as his port.
folio. No newspaper men were allowed
in the room and when Mr.. Stephenson
was Intercepted az Go his mission Inc
said il was only OF a private nature. II
il rumored that Mr.. Stephenson il also
pressing the candidacy OF a certain
gentleman in Menominee for the post
mastership
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19
TANNING THE WILDCAT.
Compact Of Crystal Pals Merchants 20 Compel
M!aing compan les to Pay Regularly.

Compact Of Crystal Fails Merchants 70 Compel
Mlang compan les to Pay Regularly.
The grocery and provision merchants
OF Crystal Falls have taken the matter
OF forcing the limitless credit system
which has been in vogue here for many
years into reasonable bounds by enter
ing into an agreement to extend credit
to the men employed in the several
mines OF this district not TO exceed
thirty days. The agreement reads az
follows
eve, the undersigned, merchants and
dealers OF Crystal Falls, Michigan, who
have heretofore furnished and are now
| furnishing supplies TO the men employed
in the different mines on credit, agree
that we will not furnish such supplies
hereafter unless payments are received
by us for such supplies not later than
the twentieth day OF each month, for
the preceding month"
Signed, A. l.. Bach, j. n. Stephens &
Co., Matt Hurja, John Fisher, Parks
Mercantile Co., l.. Il. johnson"
II this agreement is adhered TO by
those entering into it, the result will be
most benedccnt one, not only To the
merchants but to the miners. II regular
payments were made by all the mining
companies, many OF the employees would
be able to transact cash business with
their merchants and thus effect "A ma-
terial saving on every months supplies.
Those who find it impossible TO do this
would receive the benefit OF settling their
bills frequently, u most satisfactory
practice 10 all parties concerned. The
hardship is not intended for and is not
likely TO fall upon the employed. When
the employing corporations find that
the same promptness in the discharge ol
their obligations is expected from them
that is required from the laborer and
the merchant they will probably find il
convenient to contribute their share
toward dissipatiDg the financial
stringency that is cripping Crystal Fall'
at the present time. Every workman j.
worthy OF his hire and in any communi
~ where the reward OF labor IL moi
prompt, the community at large is the
sufferer TnE DIAMOND DRILL sincerely
hopes that the merchants will be sue
cessiul in their undertaking.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19
How to KIN a Newspaper.

The following receipt is offered by a
western paper:
Just let the subscription go. It's only
a dollar or two-the publisher don't
need it.
II he asks for it, get as mad as you can
and tell him to stop the paper-you
never read IL anyhow. Then 60 and
borrow your neighbours.
When the reporter comes, always be
busy. Make him ioel as though he was
intruding When the advertising and
Job man comes tell him you don't need
to advertise-everybody knows you
that you will try to get along without
any printed stationery--it is too ex.
pensve you must economics.
Never drop in TO zee the editor unless
you want free complimentary notice
or lengthy obituary for a beloved
relative. Never recommend the paper
to anybody. When you do speak OF II
say "Ycs, we have a little sheet, but il
don't amount Co much ["
Keep ii up a year or two and you vii
have dead newspaper, II dead set o
merchants and a dead town
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19

Here's the latest fish yarn that We
have come up with; 'Dolph Lustfield of
Crystal Falls, received parcel by ex-
press few days ago. He broke the
wrapper and found "A small-sized armfall
OF iirst-rate timothy hay. The surious
fellow began 80 explors ia the hay, and
finally pulled out two fine specimens Of
German carp. Dead, eh2 Not IL
Adolphus knows himself. Iio plunged
the fish into a pail OF water, and in five
minutes they were the livlicst dead fish
one ever gazed upon. The flsh were sent
TO Mr.. Lustlicla by friend in lower
Wisconsin, and before they were packed
in hay Tor shipment their mouths were
filed with bread saturated with whisbcy.
TIE DIAMOND DRiLL mau has seen the
fish, and 'Dolph swears TO tho correct
ness OF the story and exhibits the hay
cock in which the carplsts, like other
common drunkards, spent nearly u
whole week under the influence OF Il
friendly Jag News. Record, Ironwood.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19
CONCERT BY WIRE.
Mr.. Hillhouse WIN Arrange One For the People
Of Crystal Fails. Iron Mountain and Florence.

Mr.. Hiihousc WIN Arrange One For the People
Of Crystal Falls. Iron Mountain and Florence.
Construction Superintendent Hill
house, OF the Michigan Bell Telephone
company, ismakiug arrangements where
by subscribers to the Crystal Falls,
Florence and Iron Mountain exchanges
will be given n simultaneous concert by
wire in the near future. The concert viii
be given in the Iron Mountain central
and transmitted over the metallic cir
cult to every instrument on the system.
Some time will bo required Co arrange
the preliminaries, but Mr.. Hillhouse
hopes to have all the arrangements
complete within two weeks. The con-
cert will consist OF vocal and instrn-
mental solos by some Of Iron Noun
tain's best talent.
The preliminary test was made on
Monday night oi this week. At that
time Mr.. Arthur Flatt, OF Iron Noun
tain, rendered number OF charming
solos on his autoharp. The writer en-.
joyed the music at his residence in Crys-
tai Falls, the transmission over the
twenty-eight miles Of metallic circuit
being as distinct as though the music
was rendered in the same room with the
auditor. The effect was much more dis
tinct than the reproduction OF a phono
graph.
Manager Roberts informs TIE DIA'
MoND DRILL that n movement is now on
foot to secure night service for Crysta
Falls, with reasonable chances for sue
cess. This addition will be highly ap
preciated by our people.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-12-19
The Falr and Dance.

The ladies oi the w. Il. G. are com
plctng preparations for their fair 10 be
given in the Parks iron building ON
Tuesday and Wednesday OF next week.
The fair will consist OF candy booth,
an apron booth, a fancy work booth and
doll booth, where such hargainsind dolls
as were never before seen in Crystal Falls
will be offered At the conclusion oi the
fair, ON Wednesday evening, a supper
ilud dance will be held at the opera
house. Tickets, including both, will be
sold at one dollar.