The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-02-12

over its troubles, he has feathered his
nest, ne has killed the goose that leid
the golden egg, he hates green back. ana
mas caused much eating Of crow."-Far-
mer's Advocate.
a Little Rock banker, who ID con-
troHed oy Wall street which is controlled
oy, !. Plerpont Morgan. who Is con-
trolled by Baron Rothschilds. who is con-
trolled by the devil-has purchased =
controlling interest in the Nttle Rock
Gazette.-Arkansas Kicker
Odd, Is 1t not, that vote In the house
OF representatives ostensibly on the rais-
ing OF revenues to meet government ex-
penSes, should be really vote to decide
which OF two candidates for the presi-
dency was the strongest? -Current
Voice.
Uncle Sans gold cure is working. He
Will soon be rid of the habit Southern
Mercury.
A syndicate Of wealthy plutocrats are
arranging to form a trust on SULPHUR
(brimstone). They have sure thing on
1t in the next world, but they arc 80
greedy they can't wait until they de-
Buzz Saw.
1t would take a thousand years to fun
would not smell Of oorruption.--Buxz
Saw.
In reference to an attack upon ex-
congressman Boon by Geo. H. Sheire,
editor OF the Evansville Enterprise, Boe1
says IN his paper, the Fergus Falls Globe,
that he imagines Mr.. Sheire to be q
sleek, well-fed, well-groomed corpora
ton sleuthhound,' etc. We quote this to
show that even Populist editor may
Imagine things and conditions that are
not So The gentleman in question IL 90
thin that when he called at this office net
long ago he did not cast shadow upon
the wall.-Ada Herald
1t is stated that Phil Armour will soon
erect factory in Chicago for the manu-
facture of silk purses out of sow's ears"
Mr.. Armour is engaged, during his leis-
ure in writing fairy pig tails with
magnificent slaughter pen.-Railway
Times.
A friend wants to know If the Demo-
cratic party will hold a national conven-
t1on. The bung hole Of it will likely
hold convention and nominate q candi-
GATE, ii they can hold a man in line long
enough to get him to accept.-Arkansae
Kicker.
jackson vetoed a national bank bill:
Cleveland wants to extend their privi-
leges. Are you a Jack sou or Cleveland
Democrat? -Co-Operator, Topeka.
Owls, says an authority on such sub
Jects, live mostly on rats, mice and moles.
That is coolie diet, and the corporations,
with the aid of the courts and Growers
standing army, are reducing American
wage slaves to owls. -Railway Times.
The people lose an average of $685.
100000 a year depositing in banks that
fail, but no one ever loses who buys a
money order from Uncle Sam. Lot us
nave government banks.-Co-Op Operator,
Topeka.
England gained the first big battle in
the war when congress surrendered to
Grover Cleveland on the bond bill.-Ar-
kansas Kicker.
Forty cent wheat and four inch patch
es On the producers clothes are very
close kin. Gold-bug prosperity and sound
money good times make wheat cheap
while thousands go hungry.-Current
Voice. Nashville.
An exchange remarks that "the animal
called man is the only one Of Gods crea-
ton that has so little sense as to starve
in land of plenty" Well not have to
starve in this country, though, after we
get that tariff settled right, shall we,
Democratic and Republican brothers,
Peoples Tribune, Vassar Mich.
Millions of hands wants acres, and
millions OF acres wants hands," What is
1t that robs the hands Of the acres?