New-York tribune., 1896-05-05
THE TALK or THE DAY.
The messenger boy is now pizzled to know hov
he can ride his bicycle and retd the dime novel &
the same time


The messenger boy is pizzed TO know hov
he can ride his bicycle and retd the dime novel &
the same time.
Plausible. But Inprobab!eA man in oklahoa
was some peeping through the keyhole. he -
eced s pepper sauce & 9 me hen H. "hsn cns,ns ne v" ~
and chip few up In her eye--tWashington In2
The American Hawkshaw now has a newspap4
or rather a monthly magazine. Of his own. hs
recent issue a contributor says that dime M
writer's have done aTateur detectives more -
chief than anything or anybody In existence IN
editor estimates that the average earnings OF p'
vate detectives are: First year. $780, second Sea$
sl.5oo: third year. 5000.
An Axe OF Bicycles and Typewrters-Jadedi iour
ist-Mister can't you do something tor povs ss %s
that's out OF job? I'm horse Trainer ~ g.vss
Detected eitzsn ION the doorstep)-My friend an
as bad OF as you are, I'm writing teache''-'Su'
cago Tribune.
II would be pretty hard to beat this specimen "
English as she is spoke. which appeared IN -
advertisement the other day in The LONDON lines
bad Relchenhall- Season May to October soot
bath. whey and larges; German cl'nateric Heau
Resort In the Bavarian Alps. Sool. motherye, moo
and Latschen-cxtract Baths goats whey. COW mnh
Kenr herb juices from the Alps. al mineral wauen
in fresh filings largest pneumatic rooms. all kns
OF Inhaations. graduated works Sool fouhA"e
Terrain cures after Professor Oer;els system, 90"
water cure establishments and health gymnasN
Best hygenic general conditions through nlsH
springs hydraulics. canalsation and disnfec'e"
close TO pine woods and well cultivated Gu"
ways in all directions and rising acclvitieS I~
concerts Of the Cure Orchestra daily. etc"
The druggist rushed into the front office showing
the greatest alarm. Quick. put on your nat s.r
and run around to Mrs Smiths I've made et.d ~ ne
hu, m,,ahf ne cried Is
No no. She sent for 10 cents worth of ar enfe'~
stamps and sent her ten twos. -"
w. c. Patterson. president OF the Los "'s'
Chamber OF Commerce. who has been EaS ~
ly, Is enthusiastic over the carnival d no""s
California This is the season." he SAID 'ne w."
day "for the flower festival in California WIZ.
frequently describe In long articles similar ou. w.
much Inferior ceremonies In Europe; but TINS oe.a
tful American season Is seldom referred 70 e~eNr
in the Pacific Coast papers To one who nas nv.
Witnessed the flower festival II IS indescriosoe |
floats and pageants OF Mardi Gras In Ne"-o'e~..
or the yelled prophets In St. Louis do no' co'p 81.
with those OF the Santa Barbara ana Los "' son.
flower festivals In addition 10 the paraoe''
sisting OF floats built OF flowers. arranged :"
form the Imagination can conceive or 'hse". 49,.
contrive. there battles OF flowers s
entire week Is given up to feastlng ana spo'''
An amusing example Of the ign1raness y 0sesrch-
sellers is related BY The Lsray Sstornrespnt.at
called at we-known establishment .nswsr s.S we
Ing II they had copy recelysd Sf % ne nu keep De-
uxe's" This Is almost bad the in9a'', n snS ags
epidemic (scademic) dictionary waisn waiTsnnchonge hor
startled a booksellers assistant-thAe
"At the ronation OF Alexander ii, says 'ne
COW correspondent OF THE London ,obles
there were no less than thirteen miles o. yso,iyp.
,t.,1iy
sky Field Just outside OF the city. ana o., - dous
rho historic dav thev were covered with va
kinds OF eatables for the multitude. inus " - ylt
table were placed five roasted sheep, the W. .ss,as
or silvered and on each side OF the imp -s.nas
stood frs or pines like the TRADITIONAL r.Sy
trees OF the Germans. from when NUMB w. ,asJ
the usual apples. pears, sweetrea's "a. nd
breads but likewise roasted ducks, eh'A .rr.
hens galore There were 10 plates. ana ~ "" -
able old saving was acted upon that ihse' n
made hesore forks and hands before kh". ",,s
Government with the wholesome fear OF o'. - ss
before It's eyes would dream OF undertaA"s ,rc,e6
| ply the people with alcoholic liquor :" :, vst6
| quantities and therefore barrels anu '"o ,s,rxs
were placed within easy reach oi ~ =. mss
mooshiks who might be unlucKy eio.s" .rcel.
| their share OF the creature comforts par s,,,,se
isrca which were also supplied In vast quansaM,s n
60. =, oh,rr. petwaen the tables. and at ins' 80
along the thirteen miles over which they eA"..,sd
lofty arabesque-covered fountains were .rNov.
whose capacIous reservoirs were filled. TO ove.a liz
inr with Crimean wine and the curious dr'nn
myod The National vodka. however. was o''''
GUS by Its absence"
Hades indeed-"we will now" said the s,Ii a'Ss have
ant imp and get s,.;nIsy ySsr ons but ride around
street corners as fast as you can .r ust have got
"Reaiiy." thought the scorcher' ! "''' :.
into heaven: stseT be imp further explained
geared to four inches win weigh hbssrS s
sound Of rastins Laughter sSieh were connsd tss
~ me ,hose who had dsd q
the moment after being run ao"A' -
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