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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26
WHEELING AND ELNGr0v



On ana after Saturday Fet--v %
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Leave Wheeling. Leave E.n 4-.-
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Ne. a. m. No. y. n. No. q. m SO. -
81. 10 00l20.... 90. L.. 70 3....i.
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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26

GOING NORTH.
Electric cars between Wheeling, Mar
tins Ferry and c.. l.. * w. Depot in
Bridgeport
Central fIme. am a m p m pm am am pm
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26

Wheeling. .....
BenWOOd.
Mound willie.
New MartinsYilie. .
slstersville.
Friendly. ....'.'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26
baltimore & OHIO RU

a m. and $50 p. m, except sumo
HOO D. H., Saturday only'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26
south Bound
North Bound

Huntington. -.
Kenova. .....ss..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
J. J. ASTOR AND THE TRANSFER LAW.

Surrogate Fitzgerald yesterday gave counsel Tor
the Controller and counsel representing the ex-
ecutors of the will Of William 3. Astor two weeks
within which to file briefs in regard to matter
in which the court was asked 10 determine whether
a trust fund created urder the will Of William r.
Astor grandfather OF John Jacob Astor, was sub
ject to taxation.
The tes;ator died in 1915. leaving half OF his
residuary estate to trustees for the benefit OF his
son William during his ife, and to 50 10 the issue
OF William his death but providing that the
latter might by will exercise the power OF appoint
nent. Wilfiam died in 1890. before the present
transfer law cane into effect. and he exercised the
power Of appointment given 20 him. lie appointed
this trust estate for the benefit Of his son John
Jacob Aston directing his executors TO pay to him
on his coming of age 10000 and one-half Of the
trus. estate. the other half to be turned over 10
him on his reaching the age OF thirty years
II was adjudged in the suit which was brought
after William Astors death that the appointment
Of this trust estate valid. and that John Jacob
Aston was entitled receive half OF The proporty on
coming Of age and the other half at the age OF
thirty The trustee before turning over the balance
In his hands. wants TO have the court determine
Counsel for the executors contended that the
governed by the recently decided Seaman
case. which the Court of Appeals passed upon. The
decision In that that any one holding
under viii which came into effect before 1892
not subject 10 have his interest taxed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
PERSIAN RUGS AT AUCTION.

sale Of Persian and Armenian rugs began yes
tcrday afternoon at the Fifth Avenue Auction
Rooms 30. 23S Fifih-ave, and VIII be continued
each afternoon until Friday. The collection has
been on exhibition for several days. and Is consl1-
cred choice one l. consists Of as lots. Of which
100 were sold yesterday There arc also some valna-
bic carpets and hangncs in the collection Yestcr-
day the attendance small AMI the prices oo-
tanned The total Of the days safe a-lInntcd -
N.03i - an average Of Hi'ie more than $40 for
each lot Auc;ionecr Norman said that Re had sold
many collections OF rugs but could not remember
when he had been obliged accept such low Agurcs
for such goods .; course. Tho Department OF
Stree: Cleaning were having p parade right In
front Ct his place OF business. and between ne In
ceesan, roar o. tho carts and the music OF the
for Mr. Norman 10 bring ont anything Ike active
bidding
Among the rugs SOLD were sIch woll-known makes
as the following. Antique. Anato!aa. SILK nohair.
sh,rvan Chichl. modern Persian. DasAisan. kurdis-
tan. antique Mosu. Cashmere. Kh1rassan, Scnnan.
ique GanRe. Kirman shaw. Kasak, royal antique
cere3rn1 and antique Lula. Prices on the various
lot ranged from 81 % 20 ED and so. Sorle o. too
best prices follow: Antique Lula rug. s,sNfS 70:
silky antique Sercbcnd. SGxi4. 81. royal Persian
Tehoran carpet. li7Kili So; royal Sennah Persian.
C5xI6. $75. silky antique Anaiolian m}1. - -;
Persian Tchcran carpet. l3llXiO 80 ~ royal Iran.
medallion centre. 6Ax4.i. g..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
POLICEMEN AND THE G. A. r. PARADE

The secretary OF the Memorial Committee Of the
Grand Army OF The Republic wrote 10 the Police
Board yesterday. asking to grant leave of absence
Decoration Day all police officers who are
Grand Army men. that they could take part In
the parade. The Chief was Girec ed to grant the
necessary leave to all officers who are Grand Army
men, whore the exgencies OF the service would
permit.
Commissioner Andrews reported that the lst Reg-
mcni Irish Volunteers. had no right to parade with
arms on Decoration Day. lie said he had looked up
the law on the subject and the Military Code ana II
resolved 10 inform the officers OF tn" regiment
to that effect Mr.. Andrews stated that AZ the
tine the permit granted for the regiment 20
parade i expressly stipulated that the parade
would have 10 be without firearms.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
BUSINESS MEN PROTEST.
A LOCKPORT CIRCULAR AGAINST THE UN-
FAIR ATTACKS ON MKrNLEY.

VI
Lockport, " y May &c (speciaD.-The business
men of this city have issued the following circular,
addressed to the Republican National Committee.
This protest against the efforts 10 undermine Nc
Kinley the Republican Presidential candidate is
signed by some OF the prominent OF
affairs here. They mostly manufacturers and
merchants. who come into contact with the people
and mould public sentiment This vigorous docu-
men: has been circulated and signed against the
strong opposition of Senator Ellsworth. ;he Plat
leader in the district. The circular is follows:
To the Republican National Committee.
Gentlemen: Your attention Is respectfully called
10 the efforts that are being made here dsparage
the candidacy of Mr.. Mckinley by asserting that ne
is unsOund money question, and conscquen tly
an unsafe man 70 elect President.
Such assertions we believe to be wholly unwar,
ranted Mr. Mckinley. in our judgment. Is rs SOUND
on finance any gentleman whose name has been
mentioned in connection with the Presidency, and,
business interests Of this country.
We say this. noi because of any desire to inhu-
ence the convention unduly in MS iaVor-Sonie OF
u.s. in fact. pledged to support other candl,
dates-but place before vow. the highest council
unfair attacks that have been made upon a worthy
and honored leader Of the party 1t Is not in ,he
Republican party. IL is not In the interest of the
country - permit such attacks rs have been made
tnguished services en,itle him at least just. If
not consderete !reaimsn Respectfuy y9rs
president Thompson Milling Company:
GEORGE +. LINN. Albion, y. y. hour manu-
facturer:
II. NJ WITBECK. -four manufacturer. secretary
and treasurer Thompson Millirg Company; .
CHARLES W. COOK. Cook James & Co., shirt
rnanufa cturers:
d r. SiLLESKY G. co, shirt manufacturers.
j. II. HABCOCK. president Farmers and Mechan-
les Savings Tank:
BENTON d COMSTOCK. merchants:
w. II. TUCKER. OF Andrews e. Tucker. wholesale
fruit
". r. e II. X. WICKER. -four and feed
WILLIAM ". HTGG. of IIigg & Stapler
a. NJ. LITT'LI, OF =. J. W. Little & Son. manu-
facturers OF slaves:
WILLIAM LAMBERT. merchant
i. y. TREVOR, Of Trevor Manufacturing Com
pany:
TiRAs A. HALL. treasurer Empire Manufacturing
Company
EDWIN w. CAREY. secretary Empire Manufact-
uring Company:
Il. RANZIGU. manager Empire Manufacturing
Company:
L. G. MERRITT of l. T.. Merritt Machinery Com
W r. SIAEFFER. wholesale produce:
WILLIAM II. TPSON treasurer Lockport Savings
and Loan Assoc'a ,i~n:
W. COCKER, saw manufacturer
W J. GOLD. merchant:
w. ". HARRIS. foundry:
F. y. MOVER. attorney:
A. II. SHAW. real estate
y w LIT; T.. barrel manufacturer
H. II. WOODS. merchant.
Lockport. y. y. May ., 1876.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
COURT CALENDARS FOR TO-DAY.

Anpel!ate Diyi .2-t:1}gm Corrt-Rccess
McA Ma, ND bscho' IL J'mApYeals from JUDGEMENTS
se s ca nos y & NRRe1i fE Z! nqa1 g. e.
;arenne -sescial Tern-rart I-Beforc Pryor. j.
oa1 opcns at a. ti aer rF"a'
supreme court-special rerm-rart llI-Defore smyth.
supreme couT;~special rerm-part Iv--licforc Beck
$G5o $3.50 $3.50 s5 2ac8 2c2i 2c9 Case und 1a
Lean. JCauses to be sent from Part " for trial
supreme cour,-srrcIa Term-Parts " VII and VIII
su1rene Coprt~rritl Termpar, 1II-Iiefore Dusro. j.
No. 1le7. Mooney agt. Mayor. etc Case unfinished
supreme CourtTria Tern--T'arts H. ". V and VI
supreme Covr'mIlal Terrnpart yIIHcfore Glider
3: @ f iS 3d. :S sa i 4G :Ss * s5 : :S5
saprtlne Courtrral Tern,-Part vIII--Beforc Book
steyer J.-causes to be from Part VII for trial
supreme Court Trial Term-Part IX-Before Gleserich
JCanaes to be sent from Part VI! for trial Case un
supreme court-Trai Term--Par,s and xI-Ad-
:, sgFrcsste,s mchqnibersBefor Ti;zserald s.
BEG IN supreme Court Part NI room No nIs VIII Of
'1Sg s a. psrlSsh at p m Wis H; for
surroeates coart-rrai Term Before Arnoll s.--No
llGo. VIII q Alfred Seer at 1870 No 1875. VIII OF
t ciy cors s TcrrnTheforc Mccarthy Court
cy csnrs 4r Tnr%As'Inr1rd III re and S
REFEREES APPOINTED.
Supreme Court.
BY Pryor J.
Logan agt. Sanfcrd--John II. Judge.
Schlcck R0ser' hai--Donald Mclean.
Meersseinan ag,. senan-Samuel b. Paul.
Truax. j.
Webb Wcbb-Gcorse ". Van Hoesen.
Dunn aet. Tohcr-Bankson T. Morgan.
National Central Rank OF Cherry Valley agt Hnrrott--
Daniel F. Ingraham.
IlreeSe agi. Mitchell 4. {. Levy.
Lawrence. !.
Hesewald ast. sclzer-Rober, siurs-
RECEIVERS APPOINTED.
Supreme Court.
Pryor. J. -
Matter OF American Furniture Manufacturers-John NJ
Karsrh. - ~
Charles H. Shepard ag Shepard Sewerage System Co
Warren 5 Burt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27

yesterday heard by Justice Dugro in Tria, Term
Part III. of the Supreme Court and a verdict was
rendered by the jury IN favor of the defendant
zimmerman vas going to East New-York with his
wife on the date named. at about $50 O'clock in
the evening, when there was d great crowd Of peo-
PIC at the platform of the Broadway ferry station
fiIr WIFE was thrown against one Of the cars and
her arm was broken. Zimmerman helped TO take
her away from the place but next day he asserted
that his right side was paralyzed. and since then
he has not worked Ills wife has also sued The
company The plaintiff represented By A. C.
( l.. Stcckler, and the company by Hoadey.
l.auterbach q Johnson
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
DRESS MAKING.

N~.~N>~ ~ N<-os's-r- =. -s-<N~/,H~o/~N|<rFf
DRESSMAKER.-Ovrr 30 years In b'sl-
ness. handsome suits: l1icst STYLES. 20.
all other work equally low. shot motto.
Mrs. SMYTH 9ir Gth-ave.
DrEssMAK EH.-By the gay; stylish and
good ~; satisfaction guaranteed. viii
go ont - town. rfri-ncrS. - 20 DAY.
FRANCIS AGENCY. 7rs columbus-ave.
DREsSMAl<ER- Fashionable. ~ guar
an,cei. latest designs. evening. stage.
street. tailor made iniss'f ,hllIt,n =
drcsses. re .orcnoes. Mrs.. GRAY. 32j West
3ls'-st.
DRt,gSM AKER Thorough filter. import
ID Iaft',.ls. families. 81 - day. refer
encr. Mites COLE. go Vest 23d ST.
TIRsT-CLAss DRESsMAKER. . years
experience with Howard q Co.. d'sires
few more customers: 81 50 per day: street.
evening and tailOr-made drc.s p. I"r. ct
iitiing; artistic diaper. Address l.. II.
80. -. 1,2i2 BroadvAy.
FIRsT-CLAsS DREssMAKER London
and Paris s'ylcs; dresses mace from 81
UP. ". BUTTON. 72j 7th-ave.. nca' 4sth-st.
NINE O. M. plRRAND. Parsian dress
maker. - West lsth-si.. diploma u
honor: ntting warranted. tasteful styles.
dos all kinds Il aummrt gowns ~ md
crate prices ana short notice.
MILLER e. FENDER. experienced dr,ss-
irakrrs can take more customers: ~
ard finish guaranteed. pr!ces reasonable.
2l1 West fntll st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
THE COURTS.
,rrAuoHLIN's LAST CHANCE

,cn INSPECTORS CASE HEARD 81 THE
rlS COURT OF APPEALS
=. .rrun,en. In the appeal OF In
Albany IVA" ayrhlin from the Judgment CT tho APP
soector Mcl''' T,,s. Dcpartmcnt, affirming con-
o!laie Di'is'o'- Of extorton. was heard by the
s: 2: ; Ss e5s ss ":
ar the I1. rs = Mccall and Austen g. Fox and
.ad Edwa'u 80 ,poearcd for tho people. Nc
PANEL :" Indicted in March, 1885, on the charge
iasnln ~ nolice captain in New-York cry he ex-
@ 50 builder s .a% BgSc + was w. a SsTsddi t.
t1f Mcraughn argued that the dlTf SS liar
,jer OF JUST. ~ should have carried down the
ss DE @s9n 6S 9s sn q q SHa
end have ;Nf Barrett sT that the eh9rge Of the t:ol
p and ha 129' S1I %:s
tsOsD 70 DC ne perempiory challenge OF the defence
r.aa,.xhaus;ed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
WORK WANTED.

= -N~NrNS~~O~
MGIe.
A.-?rSiNESS MAN, with 70 years OK.
pefiencr in export. Import dom and
manufacturing trldta In York. de-
rirrs engag' N mt; active. healthy. reliable.
Address RELIABLE. Box -. Tribune OF
ice.
AN fntcilFcrt. Industrious boy OF 16 uants
10 leGTc come good trade. MOHR. 1,JJO
2d-ave near 1,ih-si.
An EXPERIENCE hookkccner would
Ike employ In-nt for sperc tine Ia writ
Ing UP bonls. taking on Trial hal1ncrS. al.
iIutas acc6uncs. &c. terms Iloccfnie
hirk--t references. Addiess !DOi BILE
E:TRY TTfAuar Once.
rOOKKEEPgR.- ny a young mon; *
per!snced and VIII furnish hrsi-c.ass
bond Address !. A.. 30 East BroAdwhy.
rOOKKEEPER and CASHIER Twe1ty
years experience iobbinE and MANU-
farturing houses: willing TO accept any
rosifion: books audited: reference mex
ceriilnal s.. 122 East l3fta-st.
paKER. foreman on NIL kinds
Of breed snd rolls. especially on New
ENGLAND and Vienna; nndcrs'anas ~.
trade thoroughly. &. KIEKEh, 3so East
,3d-st., "a floor. Room 30.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
TWO CAPTAINS RESTORED TO DUTY.

The Police Board Yesterday restored 70 duiy Cap
tain william 8. Dovery and Captain Jacob Sichcrt,
the lrlicf IncHts against whom werc recently dis
missed The Board directed chief Conlln 20 assign
them to The command - precincts, which Will be
done today.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
cLoSNG PRlcEs SAY FRfycISco STOCKS
son Francisca. May "a. is'o
BUSINESS CHANCES.

V|No||-N~ ~ y ~ 49, -'-. "NN'>N~"N-
S7.i'p WANTED at = per cent. a. INT
m"tfsgrs ON 2i'h Ward yrup.-iy.
PAlNkWlii- ia .. Trlhrrr One.
81 100 WILL. rEcrGT HALF INTEREST
~ frst-oia-s established h'v'.rr's prof.
i'a Sc Goa per YER. ,.ih1ui rsH rns pfi-
s'nal con- rp ~ Finances fifrrss SOUND.
Tribune on 20
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27

DAMAGES FROM AN ELEVATED ROAD.
The motion brought by Max Zimmerman against
the Brooklyn Union Elevated Railroad for $4,000
for injuries received by him at the companys sta
ton at Broadway ferry on December G. 1893. wa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
WORKS WANTED.

Female.
CONrNNtH% -NNnnr An"ri'aa woman
would ~, 30 g. w4ti faniy - tfe coin -
ucht dutics. f.uun'n.ns preferred. tail OPP
ndir-s~ D.. - West go st. b., nnr,
J.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27

COACHMAN.-By single man; understands
the proper care OF horses. harness, car
riages; sober. honest. and trustworthy; Is
good city driver; test OF references from
last and former employers, who can be
seen. Address JAMES. Box Is, 1,242
Broadway
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27

COACTfMAN /GARDENER.-By
young man. temperate: understands his
business; can milk; good references: Two
OF three horses; moderate wages. T. r.,
Box Is. Tribune Office.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
MISCELLANEOUS.


So.o~~rc~> ~. ~.. ,r>>-Nos~NNs~N.,~ >,-~>I,N~~-
A GREAT SPECIAL SALE. Trunks. trav-
ellng bags. tourists outfits. stsamc:
chairs. pockctbookf. nesxs. at Cnr-half req
clsr prices. SCHWARTZ'S - +th-ave..
near t.h-st.
ORR CORSET and sHiRTWAIsT SALE
puts oil others in the shade; save your
money; get best styles al JAMME6. 0C3
broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
HELP WANTED.

>yN~%NNNNn~~<~~-~N~rN1s rSNN|NNOSN~NNNNV~>
Female.
HOMEWORK. -G,rl To- do general house
work Swedish. preferred Apply between
end - O'Clock This morning, l26 Berkeley
Place. Brooklyn. lR' hocr
YOiNG LAZY expecting 10 learn short
hand VII be taught In Offices II reputable
reporter: will assure her permanent posi-
tor when proficient. Room 12 World
fdgry
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
ZEAL ESTATE ron SALE
.,~,~AL ESTATE TO LET.

Do3Hs rr, Country.
a. eaif; rs,, Nhf Residence John Sin
var; s,ah completely furnished; aeason
s5ypasset ~. greenhouse: : acres; IN
~'IlS soe .soeaton and nelghlornood.
k,son nv. Rent. furnished $500
r.x: exn m Solonial house: hot-wa,er
u conys,,sa Plumbing: stable: river
s&. 10 station. MILLS, 1903
ssses. ,a,ms J:-DcsIrab.c furnished
"a ali ir,n aad small. 10 let for tho
opposite station. '0'''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
FURNISHED HOUSES TOILET.

- ~
ASBUEY PARK, n. J.--Desirable fur
nished cottages for rent; send for list
MILAN ROSS. Asbury Park. -. J.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
FURNISHED ROOMS.

>.NAN<.~l N>,~~>c< ',r>Nr.>N---~~e~N> ->N
PARTY OWNING HOUSE in West 22d st.
have handsome parior. all cOrvenienc.s
suitable FOR doctor or dentist; So monthly !,
references. Address W. NJ. Box 30. LAP
Broadway.
REASONABLE RENT.-Tifih-aye., near
Union Square large. furnished s'unlo.
bedroom. kitchen: > months MILLS. JOB
bth-ave.
TO LET.-handsornc. newly furnished
large and small rooms: breakfast IL de-
sired. 23I Wcs; 54th-st.
I.-Is2 MADIsoH-AvE.. cor: Bis, St
Large ana sing!e rooms. with board.
I.-2is EAST IcTH-sT. Large and small
well-fuinished rooms for gentlemen only.
family private: references
25TIl-sT.. ~ WEST nenr Hoffman
House).-Ncwly furnished Euitea Tor
families: single rOoms: references; private
family; baths.
81 per week; house completely newly
furnished; Dermancn; or transient.
29TH-sT. l2. between 9Th and Madison
nv"s. Desirable rooms near hotels,
clubs. s. upward weekly; Gentlemen.
81 EAST ODD T.-Drsirable rooms. en-
suite or sinGiy: parior and other floors:
references.
g3D-sT.. 3 EAST.-For doctor. elegantly
furnished pnrlor floor; also elegant floor
FOR gentleman: breakfast OPTIONAL refer
sncc.
75TH-sT.. Ii9 wEsT-Third- floor front
room: also fourth-0oor large md hail
ROOM references.
PAS WEST ETH T.-nxcelicnt furnished
rooma: every convenience: hot. cold
water; bath; reliable.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-05-27
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED

Female.
COMPETENT servants. With ifst-elass
references. can he cbtaiaed FOR city or
country Mrs. sOUTHWICK'S WEST
SIDE SERVANTS AGENCY. 335 Lcnox-
ave. near l21th-st.
CAaETAKrRS.-By lady and daughter
fiat n care for during summer: best rsf-
ereacss. Actress Mrs. A. O.. Lag Sd-art
CLEANING. &c.-By a respectable woman.
Office or house cie,ninG or Washing. NILS.
KINsELLA f23 Eas, isth-st
COOK. BY thoroughly good .coalS; Eng
fish. lrst-class reference town or coun-
Try: state wages Address EMILY, lg3
1Cth-ave. ..u,,-
COOK. &c.-capablc young American
woman as cook and lnundress or gen
eral homework: nice cook: city or coun-
Try: god reference. Address T. j.. I,.2,
3d-ave. $500. ~ -. 49, g..
COOK by day or week In private family
thofouSly experienced; young. strong.
e.ces Cail or address A. NJ. col Broad
way. hist noor. sL2a- :
COOK.-Protes;ant Canadian woman as
cook: good city reference: city or cour-
try. II. r., 1872 BsiaGway. -('-.~
COOK. Ssc.--Wantef. place an cook and
lnundresa In small American family.
10 West l2cth-st.
COOK. &c.-A good smaf. English woman:
excellent cook; assist Washing: rood
baker; city Or country; sood references,
Call at SJe eth-ave.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-18


scene-The Metropolis OF a Mighty Empire. Enter
First and Second Citizen.
First Cizen-Glorious news. isn't Il?
Second Citizen Magnificent Never heard any
thing To equal 1t In my life' -
First Citizen Going TO have the biggest meet ever
seen-costing millions. -,
Second Ctzen-Yes. and an army that Will go
anywher. and do anything-costing so much more
First Cltzen-And the volunteers 70 have as
much cash they like,
second Citizen-And the militia and yeomanry 10
have more than they care for .
First Citizen-Why. We viii make the whole world
envy us with new forts. and new guns. and
new coaling stations
second Ci,izen--Yes. we shall put ourselves out
side competitions
Firs, Citlzen-And absolutely negative criticism,
Second Citizen-Fire guns all day costing about
1000 a discharges
rons under full at much per ton for Goals.
second Citizen Fortunately We are going to have
n big surplusl -.
pendiurc $3.50
second Citzen-Qulte so. What say is Confound
the expense
First Citizen-To which / respond. Down with the
Income tau,
second Citizen--what II we have to pay tenpence
In the pound?
First Ciiz.n-Or evcn--lf it comes to hat-even
two hundred and forty!
second Ciiizen-So rule Britannia,
First citizcn-And (here's no dearer place than
home
,They stimulate one another with a forced cheer
and exeunt recklesslyD
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-18
THIN FLOODED PATRIOTISM.

From The Washington Star
The other afternoon a number Of men gath
cred I'm a corner near the Centre Market INDUCING
i'm talk. when n scedy looking individual with a
seedler- looking rooster under his arm walked toward
them.
'Skuse me- gen'lmen. but I'm lookn' fer some
think I'm your line" he drawled out az he shambled
M 10 the group I'm lookn fer a good hot scrap
There was blood In his eye-blood OF the real gorH
kind-and the plumagc OF his rooster Indicated u
nature OF the Same aggressive stuff.
The men addressed looked nj the stranger In A
perplexed though amused way: but there was no
response Then the countryman threw down his
challenge.
'Tu bet n dollar an half that my rooster kin
lick anythlnk yer kin bring orard ana he dropped
his 0ghtlng stock on the pavement TO strut about.
Think we carry chickens about In our pockets
veutured ono OF the party. while grnning little
street urchln called 10 his companions to cit onto
the hayseed ,..,
Amt yer got airy chicken
Not n chick"
well kin put myself In tn ROSTERS place an
tick any man I'm Their hull crowd for the same
nrice Then as he that none OF them was In a
hurry TO take him up he added "Or kin take any
two OF yer duck -neryed tribe.
several OF the turned slightly red. but none
wanted the chance OF n scrap with the farmer.
THE man with the hayseed In his hair and feath-
ora on his chin waited patiently for an acceptance,
I'm, as he got none he brised up.
kin the hull crowd of yer do anythnk with me?''
But STILL the crowd was lmmovab.e.
"Wall I'll be gol darned. talk about yer patrt-
ism Ther amt a speck In yer hull durn set. What
nd the kentry do ef they wuz all Ike you? Yher
offers ter hght the hull crowd with the odds yer
side am by hockey. yer amt got nerve enough ter
take up =, ,
away In disgust.