The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-11-25
WEDNESDAY,. NOV. Is, 1896.

Trousers are tighter.
Fine shopping weather.
Autumn leaves have left.
Thanksgiving tomorrow.
Pumpkin pies are tip-top.
The show shops are filling up.
There are loud calls for scrapple.
-Seneka Balsam will cure your cold.
Boys are laying up money for Christ.
mas.
Our city streets are in good shape for
winter.
Now prepare for the Christmas fes.
tivities.
Accounts of cunning accidents are
pouring in.
The football hero will soon be thing
of the past.
When life becomes prosaic it loses
much Of its charm.
Green aud violet seem to be the lead
ing colors this winter.
The gloomiest days often have the
most glorious sunsets.
1t is now quite the fad to make morn
ing calls on ones wheel.
The Gainsborough hat makes even
plain women look pretty.
Woman is a delusion, and every man
is prone to hug a delusion.
There are lots of corn still waiting to
be husked on many farms.
In everybody's mouth Kline's
'Lambertville Puffs.n
Why is it that the smallest men al
ways smoke the largest cigarsl
The woman with the new fur cape is
the biggest grumbler about the weather
these days.
Schools are closed this week on &C.
count of Teachers Institute being held at
Pennington.
Always in season, Hopkins Steamed
Hominy (Hulled Corn). Elegant lunch
Milk. OF. can, 1oc.
The people who talk persistently dur
ing an entertainment, should be promptly
and vigorously rebuked.
An old oysterman says "Taste is
all right, but if oysters don't smell right,
they will never taste right.
The Thanksgiving turkey is decked
out in necklace of cranberries by the
butcher of aesthetic tendencies.
One who travels much observes that
women on trains are far more :nconsider-
ate and discourteous than men.
Merit in medicine means the power
to cure. The great cures by Hoods Sar-
saparilla prove its unequalled merit.
The new round lamp shades may be
more stylish, but the sllken fufiness is
more appealing to feminine taste.
Weather prophet De Voc. of Hack
ensack, says that the weather for Thanks
giving Day will be warm and clear.
"A man who wears collars SO higt
that they scratch his neck, can truthfuly
be said to have bad case OF "cholers
"A pig race will be given in the First
Ward on Thanksgiving afternoon, by the
"High and Low Cut" Club Tickets II
cents.
Gents are legal tender only TO twenty
five cents. The postoffice has right tC
refuse to take more than twenty-five pen
MES at time.
The post Office will be closed to
morrow Thanksgiving day. after 10 A.
NJ, until P. NJ, when it will open fol
one hour only.
Halls Hair Remover cures dandruf
and scalp affections; also all cases o.
badness where the glands which feed th,
roots Of the hair are not closed up.
-Stothoff Brothers, the Flemingtor
Junction well-drillers, have just complet
ed contract to bore an eight inch hole
300 feet deep, for parties at Rock CASTLE
Va.
Frank Craig, who escaped from the
County Jail on the 10th inst, was arrest
ed at Easton by Detective Simons OF
Thursday, the 18th, and is now In the Gus
tody OF Sheriff Ramsey.
"A birthday party was given TO Ed
ward Y. Bright, at his home on Perry
street, last Friday evening, on the 2ls
anniversary of his birthday. The occa
sion was very pleasant one.
--Seneka Balsam will cure that cough
See here, girls, less than two month
of leap year left yet. II you are going t.
propose to your best fellow the time il
getting short for you to do 80. Remem
Der you will not have another such op
portunity until eight years hence, as 1906
is not leap year.
"A cup of muddy coffee is not whole
some, neither is bottle OF muddy medi
cine. One way to know reliable an,
skillfully prepared blood.purifier is by it
freedom from sediment. Ayers Sarsapa
rilla is always bright and sparkling, be
cause 1t is an extract and not q decoc
tion.
The statement made in our column
few weeks ago, that almost every da
some one is surprised at receiving 5, i
and even 25c. discounts at Shamalia'
Drug Store, still holds good. We are 10
formed that many more new customer
are buying of Mr.. Shamalia because the
get the same medicines for less money
Bridge street, next to Post Office.
George F. Ham, who, it will be re