The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-02-23

snattering Of the language In that
case you weep or laugh When il is desir-
able, and you tell your friends bovy sorry
YOU feel for them in their ignorance.
-, ms nonsense about the art and the
sOul telling the story is another bit of
SSoA.iny rot With a picture il is different
II tells one episode in a lie not the
Story OF lifetime. How in the mischief
are you to know whether tho cilrI an a
ffenchman's forehead means that he i
IN IN me depths of despair, or that he IS
JoyIui because he is going to run away
So So ms TREND 5 wife that night? When
SdIdh rustles her petticoats you lis
zen 10 the frOu-frou and saw
On, II IS so intense, il seems as If her
soul We're going from her. and escaDiny 10
another and a better world = VVberssas Ssbo
stiidheS II so you may realize that il is
SIX. II she raise one arm in the air and
~ ~ o 'op,., ner mead. you whisper that that
y concealed lovel And then if she folds
IeI arms, you mint at il meaning a muir
uefous, passionate love that youdn't hes
Sdte at killing an audience. Go TO see
oarah All you want if you enjoy her-for-
Lqndtely her repertoire is composed of
pays that are well known here inasmuch
al NJ Itnsy Were presented by Miss Davenport
win d petter company, better clothes and
d uecluedly better stage setting than any
IeIich company ever gave, bur don't buv
SNsn an admission ticket to see Duse. Give
heIe q chance to appreciate what America
can 40 when woman insults il bv pro-
hounclng her dislike publicly
,SIhaps my opinions in regard to Duse
anu her actlng is worthless, but | give YOU
my word, dreadful as it sounds / should
have had much better time if i had
9 9tlnsi4 mat afternoon with "Chimmie
auuen' ana ! would have been I'm a dol
lar and half. l am perfectly willing to
acknowledge her greatness, if il will please
ANYBODY, but she is dreadfully tiresome.
anu though the critics are given to talk
ing about her concealed emotion and great
SoIfoW, she looks to me as if her liver
we're we're not quite right, and 1 could not hut
MOHuer what early spring medicine would
ne adapted to her; and whether since she
goes IN so strongly for realism it would 10
Pl,oper 10 send her a bottle of Doctor
DlIlkey Dwelling Drink" instead of
roses. Flowers fade, but the liver and it's
medlclnes are always with her Botherl
IeL be truthful and seek in the theater
%ildt we enjoy and what we understand
l want an evening that makes me feel
When l get home as If l had had a good
Time and not one where l have to strain
ears ana eyes to catch a little of the
strange language, and grow weary dur
ing the long waits. There are plenty peo-
PIE VINO viii say Bah is stupid. we un-
4erstand French" All right; go to the
FRENCH play then whenever you wish to.
But am perfectly certain that not three
iudIters OF the average American aud
renee, outside of New Orleans, understand
ing.
By the bye the girl of the twentieth
century is fitting her hat down down.
down over her eyes until it nearly touches
her nose, and looks, well, / must confess
II II is the right shape hat that it looks
extremely coquettish. The new spring
time hats are coquettish, and she of the
summertime will be quite as pretty as a
picture when she puts them on. / am
told by people interested in missionary
work that with one church collection went
book on physical culture to the mission,
ary SO that to gain convert, after read
ing this book, the giving of a pair of
stays, which had been general was no
longer in vogue. For the last four years
when missionary was shy on souls, he
presented pair of cOrSets TO a lady from
the happy land of Ma-ha-to-la-ni, after
she announced her willingness to Join the
sect he represented; she instantly retired
TO assume the stays which she put on over
the altogether" but during the ASSUME
ton she required two of the strongest
warriors in camp to pull the strings
have always longed for a picture of the
simple soul, yearning for civilization as
expressed by stays, when she paraded the
camp with warrior on each side of her
the stays encircling her person, a hymn
book in her hand and an apoplectic color
in her face. Now, the gentle missionary
offers powder and rouge The heather
some of the missionary family read If
to her, and she declined to give her soul
for pair Of stays, remarking: No take
stays; no able to wriggler But she eag-
erly grasps the powder and rouge and
looks almost as well as does the fash
ionable girl who contributed to the col
lection, and who puts her faith in mis-
sionaries and make-ups.
A woman needs a lot of things besides
those in the bottles and boxes on her
dressing case. At this present period
when the openings are TO the fore. she is
certain that she needs a new bonnet
She always needs a bunch of violets, a
box of sweets, and all the agreeable things
that the brain of man can invent and the
tongue of man can speak
She needs information about the Mon
roe doctrine; she thinks it has something
to do with baptism by immersion or
sprinkling, and she also needs to know
why, when messenger service is cheaper
than it used to be, orris powder is just as
expensive.
She needs to learn to smile and caress.
and even to kiss, when tired man doesn't
remember that dreSsUakers want their
bills settled within a month.
She needs to be a little bit more careful
about the things she says; the tongue is
a divine organ, but the devil often plays
upon it.
She needs to improve her manners, to
lower her voice, to laugh rather than to
giggle, and to learn to speak English I'M
defled.
She needs to do so many things poor
soul and she wants so many things. But
l think she will get them since she is a
woman. and an American. 1 tell YOU
that is something to be proud of, for even
in the North Pole there is a society that
has for its leader an American woman
And, go where you will, she has been be-
fore you. Sometimes she is too rapid a
walker-she arrives too soon. The thing
to learn, after all, is the value of medi-
ocrity-perhaps you think that has been
achieved by Bah.