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AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE,
LOCAL HAPPENINGS.

wcny's "rIair Pomade" Is rapid
seller.
A'vsreAs culDr div Is ecr'4 :
mon b..
uo to q. 8. Dracks c.
ncr sets
r.o & Pat will get your orders out
on time.
All daily papers, Mt Docrner's, sos
Main street,
Call and see Sol Johl, boys. lie will
trca, you right.
For sd. piece tea set at from 50 otli,
go TO G. $. Bracks.
John Tillar repairs neatly. No. l72O
West Twelfth street.
We want fifty newsboys on Satur-
days to sell the AMERICAN GUIDE.
Writing paper, all kinds Of school
supplies, at Docrncr's, sos Main street
The best kind of cigars and cheroots
at Doerncr's, SOS Main street
Go to Paul 4 Pats, 2ai Wes, Fifth st.
for the best goods at lowest prices,
Wenys southern Liver Pills" are
the best; they furnish the key to good
health.
For good, p re, reliable drugs, 20 to
Wcnys drug store, Ninth and Spring
streets.
wcnys syrup Ct Tar, Tolu and Wild
Cherry" is all the go now for coughs
and colds.
Vegetables, fruits, oysters and spare
ribs, at Puul & Fats 22l West Fifth
street
Meals are always ready at sam Mar
kinsky's, ila West Fifth strcct-City
Chop House.
For chinawarc in any quantity and of
the very best quality, you should 20 to
@. $. Brack's.
Fresh oysters received daily at Sam
Narklnskys, III West Fifth street
City Chop House,
The best childrcn's school shoe in the
city can be found at Geo. II. STRAIT
mans, a01 Main street.
Remember John Tillar when you
want tirst-class carpenter work, No,
iT2o West Twelfth street
The public should not fail TO read DR.
J. NJ. Eandolph's advertisement In this
issue Of the AMERICAN GuipE.
When others fail, consult Dr. W. ].
4. Bruce. Office, Ninth and Main
streets Telephone No, 1917.
Your dollar, says the manufacturer.
is the same ns white mans dollar"
lie wants you to call and see him.
Use the Coal ilill "slopc" coal, s3.75
per ton. Best In the city. Jno A.
Mitchell & Co., sole agents, Tel 2y5,
For a good wholesome dinner, only
10 cents. 20 to sam Narkinskys, liz
West Fifth street City Chop House.
W. 4. Sparks, los East Markham
street, keeps on hand at all times Il
good stock Of misiits, tailor made cloth
ing,
We wan, all Of our subscribers TO pay
particular attention to those that ad.
vcr,ise with us and go and trade with
them.
When you want pure whiskey, call at
the Red star Liquor House, No. 800
East Markham street jug trade a
u especially Orders taken from any part
Of the ,'aic a. Lyons, manager.
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PERSONAL MENTION.

Mrs. Greenfield and Mi~ Thomas
,allcd to sec US Monday.
Rev. D. =. Williams was In TO see us
~ Monday. The Elder is great ad'
mircr Of the AMERICAN GuiDE. lie paid
Tor the same and babe US godspccd.
Miss jamie Robinson called 70 see us
Monday. She was much pleased with
the AMERicAS GuIDE, and thought II
one OF the best Negro papers In the
country, She paid her subscription.
Thanks, Miss jamie.
Miss Irving, state orRr nicer Of the W,
C. T. U., spent several wechs In Ilo,
Springs speaking for the temperance
cause. Two organizations were ef-
fectcd and we hope they may prove
lasting. Miss Irving Is now at Arka-
delphia.
Prof n. u, S, Tweed was Il , see W
Tuesday. lie Leaves for Nor ilion In
a few days to take charge cf the public
school. there. The Morrilltcn people
should be proud that they obtain the
services Of so valuable a man es Prot.
Tweed. He Is hard student an ex-
cellent teacher. aud every inch a gsn-
tleman.
Elder II. .. csre,ius, orr sld time
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CHURCH NOTICES.
Collins Street Raptist Church.

Y, y. U, program, Sunday, April H.
$3.50 p. m: l. Song, by service. . Sc
lect reading, Mrs A. Hall. 3. Rccita
ton, Mrs. Laura Woods. 4. Solo, Mis-
S. A. Gaines 3. Recitation, Mrs. a
Lee. G. Select reading, Mrs : Towns
z. Essay, Miss Ida Wilson, S Select
reading, Miss Pinkie Smith. .. Song
by service, 10. Grafton. j. c. Jefferson
II. Song, Miss Eldorado lluggins. L.
Select rending, Ollie Lee. lS. Essay,
Miss Mamie Jordan. II, Bass solo
stephen Wcstlcy. Is Recitation Miss
Aha Gaines. ID Collection. Il
reading. Miss Hattie Spotwood
Closing address, George Pratt
MONROE LrE, Pres.
D. f. HARRISON, Scc'y.
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our AUTHORIZED AGENTS.
Where You Can buy md Subscribe 70
tho American Guide.

whrro You Can Euy md Subscribe for
tho American Guide.
p, r. EASr, 3OI Garrison Ave, II, Smith.
W. d. DAVIS, Clarksville Ark.
w. C. COX, Morril.on, Ark.
Mns. JAMES |. LEE, Plummcrvillc Ark.
J MonnIs SPENCER, Newport. Ark.
Miss JAMIE WEsrMoaELASp, Hcarnc, Texas
Gro. H. poSLEy, Pine Blur,
MARY II, DAVIS, so5 Walker St, Dcnlson
rrxas,
PEv. s. II. Hupsos Mincola, Texas
NJ O. HANCoCK Eos West Ninth St. Little
Rock.
Mns NJ, G. BEoGLiS, Harrison Hotel Little
Rock.
J. II. SYKES General Collector, Little Rock
W, 5. SHAW, Travelling Agent
u, q. TILi., General Travelling Agent
Miss PEARL +, Roppy Augusta, ART
W, T.. THOMAS Grady, Arb
Rsv O. W. HEAD. Trenton la.
rRoF. W, II. GRAY, Baxter, Ark
Rtv H. FLoRESCE. Monroe, La.
7. l.. BuRNs, McGhcc. Ark.
PRor. W, =. Nixos Dcrmos,, Ark.
u, S. JOHNSON. Codarton, Ia.
REv. JNo, SMITH, Colliuston, Id.
JHo. A. SMITu. WIINoT La
AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE,
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Baucum. ktk

TO rnE EDirop;l can write from
Baueum Station, where am teaching,
ard can say your paper meets the APP
proyal OF the people, was told, as !
had thought, that II has the right name,
for II is u beneficial guide TO ali public
interests like the work here. have
large school. My scholars nre very
apt and learn rapidly | shall encour-
age your paper and send subscribers to
10 you. Many wishes to the GUIDE.
Respectfully,
SERENA u. Huron.
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friend, was in to see us on "Wednesday.
Ghe Elder is looking well, and reports
his work in the ministerial line in ex-
cellcnt condition. We always appre-
ciatc call from Elder Carolina. We re-
gard him as one of the most excellent
preachers In the A. NJ L. church. lie
is scholar, speaker, and above all, an
exemplary gentleman.
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First Bap,ls, Church,

Program for Sunday, April ia, "a
p. M. 1. Solo, Miss Pearl johnson. 3
Recitation. Miss Mollic Picket 3. Solo
Miss Roncta Garner. 4. Address, W
welch. 5. instrumental solo, Miss Ad
lena Morris. O. Solo, Rev. J. T. Robin
son.
NJ. q. WASHINGTON, Pres.
Miss ELLA JORDAN, Scc'y.
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canisnniaIA NJ e. Church.

Program for song service, Sunday
April i2: /. Song by the service, .
Prayer, Rev. J. + Ncclv. s. Song b.
the service. T. Address, Mr., King 3
Solo, Miss Frcnchie Oliver, 0. Essay
Miss Cora Chavcrs I, Song by the ser
vice. $. Select reading, Miss Lille Col
lins. 0. Solo. Mrs. r. A. Oliver. 10
Recitation, James sandford
HAYWOOD SMITH, Pres,
Miss LULA MARTIN, Scc'y.
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Miles Chapel c. N. G Church.

Program for Epworth League, sun
day, April IL, i;3Op. m: /. song .
raycr. 3. Collection ig Address, NJ.
u. Byrd. ,, Solo, Miss Emma u, Cook
O Recitation. Miss Leila Fits. :. Duet
Mrs, j. Z. ,alh "a and Mamie Gibson
S. Defamation. I.ailh Green. o. Quar-
cite, Miss Mary S,rith, Corine Doug
lass. Mrs. Mar" Nhitelau and Mrs
Nollic Ellis 10, Defamation, Mis-
Msna Taylor. IT. Duet, J. C. Doyle
J. johnson. II. Select reading
:. Green. 10. Quartcttc, Char
fivncr Ballard and Harvey Scott
j. Nj. WEBn, Pres
"a TAYLOR, Scc'y.
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The attention OF those that desire
medical attention is called to the advcr
tisement OF the Rca Treatment Yor
should give these doctors call. Con
sultation free. Exanination and treat
ment reasonable. They guarantee n
cure in NIL cases or no pay, Call and
sec them. Talk to them about your
ailments; 1t will cost you nothing.
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pona,lons 10 Old Ladies' H,m,.

Donations to Old Ladies Home dur
ing the past week were: Mrs, Harry
lIil, q loaycs Of bread and cake; Mrs
Victoria. navy beans Many good
things were donated by the Owl clul
In the way OF groceries. Many thanks
to the donors.
MRs. II. T.. CAROLINA, Scc'y.
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|t|IN.II r.
/ Whth you arc In the city, call at the
Red Star Liquor House and get a jug
of good whiskey. Cheapest house in
the city. A, Lyons, manager, 800 East
Markham street.
Some merchants in this city seem to
think that a Negro newspaper can do
them no good. Show them TO the con
trary by passing them by, us John
passed Cicero in the army.
We call special attention to the ndvcr.
tsement Of the shoe manufacturers
sale. They have on hand a full stock OF
all classes OF shoes at the very lowest
prices. Call and see them.
We keep on hand at all times a class
OF boots, shoes and rubbcrs that we can
guarantee. Call and examine our
goods before going elsewhere. Geo, IL.
siratman 4 Son, ao7 Main street
W. T. 4 Il. J. Wilson, corner Second
and Scott streets, the oldest and most
reliable Wholesale firm in the city.
They strive to please their customers.
Don't miss them when you want gro
ccrics.
Harvey holland Is the proudcst young
man in the city A little Miss Noland
arrived on Tuesday at s;iaa IN, Mrs
Noland cntcrtains the little visitor
with much joy. Both mother and child
are doing well.
When you want a divorce quick; n
deed or mortgage acknowledged; home
stead land secured; pardon granted
or claim adjusted, call on, write or
telephone To Atty. s. A. Jones' Tele.
phone No. Isl. Office, lis Louisiana
street, Little Rock, Ark,
BorS A baby girl, to Mr., and Mrs,
Gill,cy, The little girl weighs ten
pounds. Mother and child are both do.
ing we'll Our old friend Gilkcy don't
claim to be much Of u mail carrier, al.
though he has convinced the authori-
tltS W ~ - NV Ntn-
trary,
Our general travelling agent returned
on last Tuesday from u trip Ms far south
as Alexandria, La lie secured on the
trip, 800 subscribers. lie left on Thurs.
day for llo, Springs. lie will go as far
as Dallas. Tex, before returning. Dave
Is great chap and the influence OF the
AMERICAN GUIDE is felt wherever hc
goes.
Taking spin on the wheel will be .
most enjoyable way to spend the spring
season. What is more like the emblem
attic bird Of freedom than u bicycle?
but get the right wheel. The southern
Cycle Co, o2o Main street, sells the
Daun,lcsl, Windsor, Gordou, Henley
and Eclipse for ladies md gentlemen.
See their advertisement elsewhere.
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Bethel A. N. 6. Church,

HrHW 'Or suHuHV' NV"
Song by the cliorist. . A -. n. A
Pankcc. 3. Select reading. Mrs II. W
Whitmorc. 4 Solo, Miss y. A. Thomp
son. 5, Song by the chorist. 0. Fe
male quartctte, Annie Packard
T.. l.. Atkins, Mary Hall and Gabrie
Jones. I. Recitation. Miss NJ. Rouf
man. $. Song by the chorist. o. Solo
Tena Hampton, 10 Instrumental solo
Miss Essie Rector. II. Recitation, Bes
sic stephens. IL. Song by the chorist
10. Bencdiction,
Y. l.. BOOM, Pres.
ANNIE GILLIAN, Scc'y.
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Polite treatment to colored people II
Hutchison's
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Hutchison 4 Co., the cash grocers
on Fifth street, still lead in low prices
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Al ID. can Of baking powder BE-, and
= ID. can Of corn be, at Ilutchison's.
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Easter was generally obse fed re-
eardless Of creed or denominattn. The
churches were bright with h,vfrs, and
,ha s;,o,pg vvns fine. The .sr4er hat
and dress were mnch in evider(c
Miss Cora Garner cntcrtaNco the
Ideal improvement club at s'"esi-
dence of her brother, Henry Harner'
Friday evening, April 5
DR.. Thierkield, prcsidentp' smmon
Theological College Of At,s Gn.'
gave series OF lectures vii lstereo'
scoptical views at the NJ. ihurch
last week,
Rev. Y. B. Simms is in J hhville,
Tenn, attending the annual ion OF
the Congregational church.
=.
Miss Lessie Richmond has fvelopcd
into one OF the most cflicien'Scachers
of the entire corps. She is
years and experience, but b
as thorough, up-to-datc te
been phenomenal.
The Presbytcry is in scssi
son Chapel, corner Ninth an
=.
T.. and Mrs, Potter, ofCoi
are .. tending tic PrcsWtcr,
=,
Misses Alice Crvnpton
Richmond gave tbncert at
church Tuesday evening
The Ow' clvb "storincd' y
dies Home, Monda, cvenirl
The inmate were loud In y
club FOR ueir ,houghtfr' ant
kindness
Mr.and Mrs. g. 4. JON
taiping members Of the'
& y.
.ss-----ssre "-H -
pe A.'' -'d''r. .r F
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. c. c enter
tanned the Owl club, vcning
April 10.
There will be u Chata, for th'
benefit Of teachers and tho Fe who de
sire to become yea achers, ai earcy dur
ing July and August. A humber O.
teachers will attend.
Mrs sandridge is'u Loui llama in the
interest Of her grandson. Her many
friends hope she will Ae successful In
his complete yindication
-.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. .. Rect1 have re-
turned to their old home on bck street.
-.
Rev. and Mrs Connor HI p'moved "a
Ninth street, near Broadw.
The aspirants for the hahopric OF
the A. NJ. T. church are 1ursring a
campaign as active, vigilant and far
reaching as that of the prcsidcn ,ial as
pirants. The president can occupy his
position for only limited number OF
years; the bishop, however Ia "in" for
lie.
The Trilby Social club met At the
residence Of Mrs, a. lIammcnds, Mon
day night, April o. The business Of the
club was neatly and GulckiJ dispatched
with, first, opening payer irs Emma
Golat = solo, Mrs Ella Thomas. $.
Select reading, Mrs. President T.
Solo, Miss Lena Gibbs 5. Song, Mrs.
Ella Greenfield. o Select rtading, W.
A. Craig. !. Select reading, Edd
Grccnacld There were three petitions
received and applicants wcreacceptcd,
The next meeting will be ~ Mr. and
Mrs Edd Grecnfclds, Tenth and
Gaines, the third Monday night In
April. MRs. A. HAMMOND, Pres
PERSONAL MENTION.
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Go and see those elegant pictures At
Ellcnbogen's, girls
We call attention to r. Ellenbogens
nd in this issue of the GUIDE.
Ellenbogcn keeps the very best shoes
on the market. Call and sec him be'
fore going elsewhere,
Your attention is directed to the ad'
vertisement OF the II. j. George G;'oc.
Co, which appears elsewhere.
q. S. Brack will sell you the finest
dinner sets in the city at $50 and sas
per set TO and examine them.
At the VI. j. George Grocery Co. is
popular place TO trade. Good goods,
low prices and courteous treatment
lfyou want wall paper, school books,
states, pencils, etc, you should go to
the Arkansas Book aud Paper Co.
We call special attention to the adj
vcrtisement OF Gus Blass & Co. They
know how to advertise in II Negro
paper.
When man fails to advertise in Ne
gro journals, let the Negro fail to give
him their dollars AMI thereby teach him
II lesson.
Don't fail to stop in at Sandcfur..lnl'
ian Cos, $50 Main street. They keep
on hand good stock of liquors, wines
and cigars,
Paul & Pats wagons run until II
o'clock saturday night. Give them
your order for groceries. gel West
Fifth street.
FoR RENr.-onc OF the best-knowi
sites on Ninth street for restauran
or cafe In first-class order. Inquire
of j. f. Bush,
Don't fail to call on W, A, Sparks, No
los East Markham street, before goins
elsewhere to purchase clothing
watches, etc.
Sol II. .Iohl, al7 Main street. is still
doing business ut the same old stand
lie would be pleased to see all of hi
old customers.
The district conference Of the A. NJ
Il. church will convene April "A, at Cen
tcnnial A. NJ. 4. church. The publ
is invited to attend.
W. A. Sparks, lo5 East MARKHAM
street, Little Rock, Ark, will sell dia
nonds, watches clothing, etc, chcaI
er than any house in the city.
Fon RrNr-A good restaurant an
sleeping rooms for colorcd people. Nc
si3 Center street. Apply to II. W
Green. lsS West Second street.
An elegant picture, worth from tw
three dollars, painted on glass give
away at Ellcnbogcn's. TO there an
buy your shoes, and get picture
c. II. Emerson is no longer the ngcr
of the AMERICAN GUIDE at Pine Blu
or any other place. Our authorize
agent at Pine Bluff is Geo, NJ Donle,
Boys and girls shon'd not forget
call on the Arkansas Book and Paper Co
. 807 Main street, when your teacher
tell YOU to get slate, pencil or bool
Nc want our $500 subscribers to ren
the advertisements in this paper, an
then go to the merchants that adverti'
''h us and get what you want N
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wcny's "fIair Pomade" Is rapid
seller.
ASrrrcAx aulpr dlv |, ccr's
mon t,.
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Mns. II. T.. CAROLINA, Scc'y.
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SOCIETY EVEN

Easter was generally obse fed re-
cardless Of creed or denominatyn. Ihe
churches were bright with h7Yrs' and
the singing was fine. The .sef Ter hat
and dress were mnch in evider(c
The American guide., 1896-04-11

DIR. Thierkicld, prcsidentp' ammo
Theological College Of At,s Ga
gave d series OF lectures wit lsteret
scoptical views at the NJ. hurc
last week.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Miss Williams. professor Of English at
tho normal school OF Sevres, has founded
a "Franco-Engiish Guild" the object OF
which Is to make French girls who have
learned English acquainted with the
views OF American and English women
through lectures and meetings In Paris.
or by correspondence, Mrs. Potter Palmer
has lecturod before the society on the
work Of women In the Unietd States.
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PROVEN A BOON.

Gentlemen:-I have always recon,
mended Krauae's HeadAcne Capsule,
wherever ] have had a chance. They
have proven a Verithble boon In my
family against any and all kinds oil
headache. Yours truly.
J. r.. WALTER,
Leavenworth. Kansas.
For sale by Chas. Rogers. Astoria.
Oregon. sole agent.
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Executor-Pray. sir, what do you
charge for a funeral sermon? The Rev.
Mr.. Cantor-i always charge. my dear
brother. IN proportion 10 the property
left behind. Couple Of g~uincas for a
poor man. 3 ~gplncas Tor n0.G0. and 20
on. ExecutOr-Well. my friend has left
fJa,0oo. 50 that would De- Is, but II seems
a good DEAL The Rev. SIR Canter-
But. ny dear brother. think on the strain
on my conscience'-Aily sloper.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Tho observer at Fort Candy made an
other mess OF things yesterday, lie tcle-
graphed up on his first two reports that
the mouth OF the river was moderate"
and at to'olock hat II was smooth"
As "a matter Of fact II was very rough all
day. This continued bungling IL very an
noying, shipping agents In Portland who
receive these false reports cannot under
stand how 1t IL that, with smooth water
at the rivers mouth, some OF the vessels
waiting for a chance to leave don't get
away, and there g. trouble all around In
consequence, Both the tugboat captains
reported In direct opposition to The OBJ
server yesterday and there is no question
that they were right.
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conditions

In some conditions the
gain from the use Of SCOTS
Emulsion Of cod-liver Oh
is rapid. For this reason
we put up a Soc. size, which
is enough for an ordinary
cough or cold or useful as a
trial for babies and children.
In other conditions gain
must be slow, sometimes
almostimperceptible health
can't be built up in a day.
For this SCOTS Emulsion
must be taken as nourish-
ment, food rather than
medicine, food prepared for
tired and weak digestions.
soouS ROUsr. Chemists. New York. 20. and s,oo
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Ever try to get a pass over the q. X.
& II" II should say not, Why, old
Simmons, the president, was elected /
deacon not long age, and he refused the
place for fear he would have to pass the
hat."-lndianapolis journal.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

a Washington city special says: sena-
tor Squire introduced a bill today author
irlng h construction Of two steam rcvo-
nue. cutters OF the FIRST class for service
ON the Pacific coast. TO cost S2So,Ooo each.
Senator Cullom introduced tive bills.
one for the construction OF two steam
revenue cutters for scrveicc on. the Great
Lakes and the other for two similar YES
sells for service onthe Pacific coast. The
cost OF the cutters for the lakes II linn
tied TO $4,000 each. and the others TO
$4,000 each, In presenting the bills Mr.,
Cullom had read n letter from Assistant
Secretary OF the Treasury Hamlin. recon-
mcnding the building OF such additional
vessels,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

One Minute Cough Cure Is rightly man,
ed. II affords instant relief from suffer
lrg when afflicted with q severe cough nr
cold. II acts on the throat. bronchial
tubes, and lungs and never fails to give
immediate relief. ChaA Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11
Children CUfor
Pitchers CastoTias

NO. sir. he said. Indignantly. as he
turned from the electric light in his
upon u won't stop here. The idee Of
a hotels tfyin' ter run up q bill on a
man by putin his gas IN q glass case.
sos Il can't be bowed out,"-Washlng-
ton Star.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

The British Columbia Commercial Jour
nal says; The ship Silvchow. from Sc
attic. with lS,sti eases OF salmon and
1.dls ccn,ais Of wheat. has arrived TO
complete her cargo at Victoria with sal
mon and oil for Liverpool. The Ard
more. loading on the Fraser. VIII com
plcto her cargo shortly, and then the
pack OF British Columbia for last season
will be not Of nrst hands, According
to the United States customs returns the
value Of sockcyo taken In Washington
waters. principally AT Port Roberts. and
soll to British Columbia canncrymen.
was Ss7,si6.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11
Children Cry for
Pitchers Castorla

Miss Passe-Dear me, One cannot
cross the street without n horrid lot Of
mon staring at one, Maud ~Ethel-They
don't look more than once, 10 they, dear.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Wife-Herc's an account Of a man who
shot himself rather han suncr the pangs
OF indigestion Husband-The fool, Why
didn't he take pewitts Little Early Ris-
crsg / used TO suffer as bad as he did
before l commenced taking these little
pills. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Editors chlld-what's the matter With
Papa today7 He's In an awful humor.
Editors Wife-Yes. my dear. The rogu-
lar funny man OF the paper is sick and
your father II trying TO keep the depart
mcnt going New York Weekly
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Coughing initiates the delicate organs
and ~Agyravates the disease, Instead OF
waiting. try One Minute Cough Cure. II
helps ut once. making expectoration easy.
reduces the soarnes and Inflammation.
Every n likes Il. Chas, Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11
Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Contains no Ammonia or Alum.

Alfred Rothachlld keeps seven chefs.
one OF whom has nothing TO 10 beyond
making cur:iea. Rothschlld rarely dimes
away from home. frankly declaring tina
he prefers his own table to any other.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

Truly we do not half appreciate the
good things in this life. when a man Is
In the midst OF a sound and dreamless
sleep he has no idea OF what a good
time he Is having.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

'Robinaon Crusoe's musketT r. FOR sale
In Edinburgh. THIS should be- almost az
great a curiosity as the sword which
BALKAN longed FOR when his as7 Insisted
on having the last word
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

you didn't receive calls this New
Year," said the leap yea girl Not as
many as usual" replied the thoughtless-
ly candid young man, THE hin coll
loctors had a holiday ,"-Washingt1n
Star.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-01-11

sHGLoH'S CURE is old on a guaran-
tee. II cures inclpient consumption. II
Is the best Cough Cure. Only one cent a
dose, % cents, % cents. and sloO. For sale
by J. w. Conn.