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advice during the last few months.
Think what a volume of experience
she has to draw from! No physician
living ever treated SO many cases of
female ills, and from this vast experi-
ence surely it is more than possible
she has gained the very knowledge
that will help your ase
She is glad to have you write or call
upon her. You will find her a woman
fullof sympathy, with a great desire to
assist those who are sick. If her medi-
cine is not what you need, she will
frankly tell You SO, and there are nine
chances out of ten that she will tell
you cxactly what to do for relief. She
asks nothing in return except your
good will, and her advice has relieved
thousands.
Surely, any ailipg woman, rich or
poor, is very foolish if she does not
take advantage of this generous offer
of assistance.
Never in the history of medicine has
the demand for n particular remedy
for female diseases equalled that at
tanned by Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, and never in the
history of Mrs. Pinkham's wonderful
Compound has the demand for it been
80 great rs it is to-day.
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asked ms anna. takIng the saucer-pie
from the window.
oh. - mH'am, very zuch," aio
Hafold. -.
Then risnsna gave him the pie, ana
kissed him. She quite forgot he was
u dray-drlyer.
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Thrives on good food and sunshine, with
plenty of exercise In the open air. Her form
giows with health and her face blooms with
its beauty. If her system needs the cleansing
sction of a laxative remedy, she uses the gem
tie and pleasant Syrup of Figs. Made by thu
California Fig Syrup Company.
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Cawker-There Is one great objec-
ton to eiecting women to Congress,
as II il proposed to do in some West
ern States. Gazzam-What is the
objectionp Cawker-lt would not do
for them to pair with the married
masculine members Judge
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Hard Times.

'.John," whispered Mrs Squeers,
ethere's a burglar climbing through
the window" "Let him come in,"
responded her husband under his
breath, '1ll veil at him and scare
h m. He may drop something he
has stolen elsewhere. n-Hallo.
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Size for size. a thread Of spiders silk
is decidedly tougher than a bar of
steel. An ordinary thread will bear a
weight of three grains. This is about
fifty per cent. stronger than a steel
bar of the same thickness.
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Nell-How do you know she is in
love with Jack? Pelle-Because sne
told me he was perfectly horrid, and
II she were In my place she wouldn't
have anything to do with him.
Philadelphia Iecord.
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Oracle (romanticN-Isn't that a
lovely thought THE night has a
thousand eyes?" Southedwards
(prosaic)-Naw: a fly has 40, 050.
Gracie-Well, a potato has more thar
you-Prineeton Tiger.
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First Theatergoer-What do you
think of "a Woman's Reyenge?"
Second Ditto-That's the play 1 tore
to pieces yesterday. Bystander-
Who's that, a dramatic critic? Sec
ond Ditto-No; a bill-poster. Halo
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WIggles-what church does your
family attend2
Waggles-The Ninth Unitarian.
Wiggles-That 4 the one out 18th
street, isn't TT
, Wagg;es Observation-Disclosures 90
-SomerviIle Journal
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what a Bee-samson win Carry.

What a Bee-samson Will Carry.
A small boy Is doing very well indeed
II he can lift and carry 100 pounds or o
little less than his weight. And he
would have to drop 1t pretty quick, too
But listen to what a bee will do. Not
long ago some scientists caught a num-
Der Of bees just as they returned to
their hive laden with honey, and. after
inclosing them In a little box, carefully
weighed them. When the bees had I'M
loaded they were again caught, placed
In the same box and weighed a second
time. The experiment showed that
when laden the bees weighed three
times rs much as when empty. 1t was,
therefore, concluded that q bee can
carry three times its own weight Of
honey-and fy for a long distance with
II, too.
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One who knows about the game mrs,
be storekeeper. He stands behipG the
table II the game is played In the house
or behind a gate or balcony railing or a
bench IL 1t Is played out OF do prs, and
announces that he Is ready Il sell by
railing out or singing:
Come and purchase at my 81 re,
All who have not beer befor,
Ask me right, III sell at once;
Ask me wrong, you'll be a Ounce.
II no one else knows the game 1t mny
take a good while to start right. The
first purchaser shonld ask for some
thing beginning with A, the next with
B, etc. II the first one asks for bread
he Is told to 60 to the left Of the store,
on the ounces side, and another must
come and try to buy. When one has
asked rightly, as, for example, for alec.
hol or alum, he is told to 60 to the right
side. Then the next must ask for some.
thing beginning with the next letter OF
the alphabet or go to the left. The
ones on the right side Join in the verse
which must be said before each new
purchaser comes to buy. 1t will make
the game harder to reverse the order OF
purchasers, going backward through
the alphabet.
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Prisoner-I object to that sentence,
your honor. Judge-On what
groundsp Prisoner - I've already
served two terms and 1t is against
all precedents to serve a third term
Halo
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Jones-I walked ten miles to help
a man poorer than myself. Brown
Well, what did you get for that act
of charity. Jones-Blisters on my
heels. Judge,
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n..rt Dis.a.e relieved in . minutes.

DR.. Agnewis Cure for the Heart gives perfect
relief In all cases Of Organic or Sympathetic
Heart Disease in 30 minutes, and speedily eff
fects a cure. 1t Is q peerless remedy for Pal
pitatiop, Shortnees Of Breath, Smothering
SPELLS, Pain In Left Side and all symptoms OF
o Diseased Heart. One dose conyinces. II
-FOUR druggist hasn't II in stock, ask him to
procure Is fov xou II will save your lifs.
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Among recent inventions is one
by an insane prisoner. This invention
ia a c~uriously formed folding-chair
used for the measurement of Grimm
ais. in addition to the Bertillon sys-
tenn, which is also in vogue,
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WHEN Tx cows CONE HOME
wNh kiirgle, klanglc. klinsle.
Way down the dusty dingle,

VITA kjirgle, klangle, klingle.
Way down the dusty dingle,
The cows are coming home;
Now sweet and clear, and faint and low
TIE airy tw1nkiings come and go,
Like chimlngs from some far-of tower
Or pattcrings Of au April shower
That makes the daisies grow;
Ko-&ling, ko-kiang. ko klinklelingle'
Way down the darkening dingle
The cows are coming home;
And old-time friends, and twilight plays
And starry nights and sunny days
Come trooping up the misty ways
When the COWS CONF home.
With Jingle, jangle, jingle,
Soft sounds that sweetly mingle,
The cows are coming home;
Malvine, and Pearl, and Florimel,
Dekamp, Redrose, and Gretchen Schei!
Queen Bess, and Slyph, and Spanglet
Sue
Across the fields | hear her loo-oo,
And clang her silver bell;
Cooling, go-lang, go-linglelingle;
With faint far sounds that mingle.
The cows come slowly home;
And mother-songs Of long-gone years,
And baby joys, and childish tears,
And youthful hopes, and youthful fears,
When the cows come home.
With ringle, rangle, ringle,
By twos and threes and single.
The cows are coming home;
Through the violet air we see the town,
And the summer sun a~-slipping down.
The maple In the hazel glade
Throws downthe path a longer shade.
And the hills are growing browni
To-ring, to-rang, to-ringlelinglc.
BY threes md fours and single
The COWS come slowly home;
The same sweet sound OF wordless psalm
The same sweet June-dny rest and calm,
The same sweet scent of bud and balm,
When the COWS come home.
With tinkie, tankle, tinkle,
Through fern and perfwinkle,
The cows are coming homeI
A-loitering In the checkered stream,
Where the sun-rays glance and CLEAN,
Starine, P~eachbloom, and Phoebe Phyl
lis
Stand knee-deep in the creamy lilies
In q drowsy dream;
To-link, to-link, to-linklellnkle,
Ger banks with buttercups a-twinklt
The cows come slowly home;
And up through Mcmory's deep ravine
Come the brooks old song and Its old-tim'
sheen,
And the crescent OF the silver Queen,
When the COWS come home.
With n kliDgle, klangle, klingle,
With n loo-oo, and moo-oo, and jingle
The cows are coming home;
And over there on Merlin Hill
Hear the p!aintive cry Of the whip-poor
will;
The dewdrops lie on the tangled vines,
And over the poplars Venus shines,
And over the silent mill;
Ko-ling, ko-lang, ko-linglelingle,
With ting-a-ling and jingle
The cows COM slowly home;
Let down the bars; let in the train
OF long-gone songs, and flowers and rain
For dear old times come back again
When the cowsrcome home.
Agnes II. Mitchell.
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Trotter-Say, old man, do you
know that pretty girl over yonder?
Barlow-Know her? l should say I
did. I've proposed to her three
times already. Exchange.
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Maxim has discovered that the heat
developed by the combustion OF smoke
less powder is such as to cause car
Duration of the gun steel, converting
il into soft iron.
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Father to son, who is leaning over
gallery railing)--Take care, Johnny,
and don't fall It'll cost you a dol.
lar more In the orchestra. -
Exchange.
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Although the story of king Arthur
and his round table is a myth there is
in a southern English town q table
which purports to be the original
board around which the knights sat.
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He-Then we must part. She
We must. He-WiII you return my
letters? She-Not unless they were
accompanied by the necessary postage
-Hallo.
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DUY s1.Oo worth Dobbins Floating Borax Soap
ID of your grocer, send Wrappers 10 Dooblns
Soap Mfg Co, Philadelphia, Ia. They Will send
Pocket Dictionary, 2os RACES, bound IN cloth,
profusely Illustrated Offer good until August
LIST only.
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Two young ladies In the country were
Standing by the side Of a wide ditch
wondering how to cross 1t. They ap-
pealed to a boy who was coming along
the road for help, w%hereupon he point
ed behind with a startled air and
yelled: "Snakesr'
They crossed the ditch ut a single
bound.
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FOR LITTLE FOLKS.
a COLUMN or PARTICULAR ~
TEREST TO THEM.

Something that Will Interest the Ju-
veniIc Members Of Every Household
Quaint Actions and Bright Sayings
of Many Cute and Cunning Children.
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Halls Catarrh Cure Is a liquid and Is taken
internally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucuous surfaces Of the system Write for tes-
timonials, tree. Manufactured by
F. ]. CHEsBY Il Co, Toledo, o,
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To display a crest on stationery and
plate in England costs each family a
tax Of q guinea . year. About 40, 600
people pay It.
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Nettie Cole died of pneumonia in
Chicago the other day. She was a
freak fat woman and at the time of
her death weighed 4S7 pounds.
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Teacher--can any little boy tell me
which is the longest day in the year7
E~lily-Some fellows say the day be-
lore Christians is and some say the
fay before the Fourth Of July.
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A Little Old Mid.

1..,, little Miss Betty will be an old maid
Is evident very, to me,
For she takes her white kitten wherever
she goes,
And sips, every morning, her tea.
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DR.. Wilder Is of all the faculty at
Cornell College the one fondest Of pets.
His big dog, his ~three-legged cat, his
pet alligator, his crows, and his four
monkeys are all subjects Of jokes on
the part Of students, and perennial curl
osity On the part of visitors. It may
seem odd to have three cages of mon
keys in a lecture room, and a general
medley Of animals In the professors
office. But tho crow attracts most gen
eral notice. Jim has his office In a
basement window, whence he freely
issues into a large wire cage built out
Of doors. Here he quarrels with visi-
tors and boots the passing crowds of
students. But the climax Is reached
when Prof. Caldwell tries to pilot his
brown spaniel past the spot. The dog
goes humping his nose on the wire. al
way convinced that he has got the
crow at last. and too buslly occupied
to hear his masters whistle. IN the end
the mortified professor always has to
drag his dog by the collar, much to the
amusement of the students.
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The first .sdoctor of medicine" was
William Gardenie, who got the degree
from the college of Asto, Italy, in
1929.
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Mrs. wins.owss Soothing Syrup for children
teethinR, softens the gums. reduces inhamms-
ion, allsys paiu. cures wind colo 2oe ootu4
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Piso's Cure Is the medicine to break up chill
dren's Coughs and CoIds.-Mrs. NJ, q. BLuSr.
sprague, Warrington. March ., 1894.
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TEN-FooT DRIVING WHEELS.

Type of Locomotive Used in England
Fifty Years Ago.
English locomotives havealwaysb been
conspicuous for the great size Of the
driving wheels. While the drivers Of
American locomotives are usually less
than six feet In diameter, seven OF
eight feet is not uncommon among Eng
fish engines. and in the early days Of
ri ilroading 1t was believed that the
best results were to be obtained by the
The Penn's Grove record., 1896-06-19

Most physicists think that the sun
radiates heat as 1t does light or as a
stove emlts warmth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1896-06-19

Ifpniicteo with sore eyes use Or. Isaac ThomP-
ION sEye-water. Druggists sell at 2,c per bottle
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Hood,s Pills are purely vegetable and do not
purge, pain or grippe. All druggists. 2ac.
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Man is scientifically defined as forty
five pounds of carbon and nitrogen
diffused through five buckets OF
water.
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cure Guaranteed by DIR. J.B. MAYER, 1919
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lion or delay from business. Consultation nee
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2 Mx Proflts Doubled

from the day I took your advice and bought youi
ADVANCE MACHINEi" al wish ! had taken u
scoasrt" Ono of the succesafui Well Driilers who
usrs our machinery and tools for Drilling Wells IN
Ohio made this remark a few DAYS ago. He dd over
10000 worth Of Drilling in 10 month"; last year.
LOOMS Il NYMAN, TiFFfN, OHIO.
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A Chicago thief recently stole a soda
water fountain. He worked two hours
in taking it a part.
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Sir Robert Ball says that the sun is
shrinking at the rate of nine inches a
day.
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simply ridiculous. Ii that's the way
you are going, you had as well stay
at home. Why not propose to turn
the whole matter over to South Caro-
lima and let her run it.
The convention ought to instruct its
delegates to abide by the nomination.
The free silver men need not be afraid.
They will control the convention by
at least hundred majority. And yet
you say we must 60 there and run the
thing or bolt.
Here is a possible candidate for the
Presidential nomination within the
hearing of my voice. have no ohjec-
ton. If they nominate him in Chi:
cago I will do as much for him as 1
have done for him in South Carolina
in the past, and I think every one will
agree that have done as much as any
one else. He is willing to 60 into that
convention and take pot luck with the
others, and yet here is tn, convention
dodgin,g the issue. Why, you dele,
gates here don't represent 5000 votes
in South Carolina, you didn't made a
test of the thing in any county in the
State. There is no use in talking
about it. There are 100000 white
Democrats in South Carolina, and you
may 60 from county to county, and I
will guarantee that we don't represent
10, 900 men any way. And yet you
are going to break the record of the
Democratic party with possible Pres
idential candidate in our midst, by
dodging this issue. Let us for decency
sake abide by the result, whatever it
may be-for Democracy's sake and for
poor old South Carolina's sake. Here
you are endorsing a man for the Pres
idency on a platform, saying, IF you
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Ehnrmonf Gn1fnre Glnb.

The Club met on Friday evening last.
Current events discussed were the late con-
test for seat IN the Utah State Senate be-
tween Mr.. Cannon and his wife and the
success of the latter aspirant; the present
alarmingly active condition Of Mt. Vesuvius
and other interesting items. After hearing
brief account of the city Of Florence where
the scene of Romola Is laid, the Club read
and discussed portions of the IA chapters OF
the novel constituting the study for the
evening. The character Of Lito Melema was
specially considered and was regarded as a
striking instance of how man with many
noble and attractive qualities, unless accom-
panied with unselfshness and answering
devotion to truth and uprghtness, may meet
with moral shipwreck and merited downfall.
The study for next week will be from the
10Th to the 2lst chapters inclusive, and the
meeting will be held at the usual time and
place.
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Order Nisi on Audit.

No. 1927 Equity.
In the Circuit Court for Frederick County,
sitting in Equity
November Term, 1895.
In the Matter of the Auditors Report
filed the 2Sth day Of November, 1895.
Vincent Sebold, Assignee OF Mortgage from
Geo. w. Gibbs to Frederick White
on
Petition.
NRDERED that on the 10th day Of Dccem
~ Der 1896, the Court will proceed to act
upon the Report OF the Auditor, filed as
aforesaid. in the above cause, to finally
ratify and confirm the same. unless cause to
the contrary thereof be shown before SAID
day; provided copy of this order be insert
ed IN some newspaper published in Freder'
lex County, for two successive weeks prior
to said day.
Dated this 2sth day of November, 1896.
JOHN L. JORDAN,
Clerk of the Circuit Court for Frederick
County.
True Copy
dec33t Test: John L. Jordan, Clerk.
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Reflections Of a Bachelor.
From the Neso York Pres

From the Neso York Press
Love Is like hash; you never know what
you are likely to strike In 1t.
Whenever girl wears her old shoes down
town she gets the rim Of her skirt all muddy.
When any one tells girl she is interpretive,
she gets an idea that she has to 20 around
staring at nothing
Ifthe conductor ofthe street car iorgets TO
ask for her fare. the average woman will for
get she hasn't paid 1t
It is almost impossible for woman to have
great regard for her family doctor unless he
has side whiskers.
The girl who doesn't believe In cbaperons
lie generally the one who says she likes men
who know enough not to talk too much.
When woman gets letter why does she
always stop before she opens it and says:
"Now,I wonder who this Is 'front.'"
| If husband kisses his wife good-by every
morningwhen he goes down town. she will
never believe he isn't good business man
A woman always keeps her photographs
of herself-one taken when she was year
old, sitting on hair rug, and another In her
wedding dress
1t is always shock TO young wife when
she finds her husband isn't near as fond OF
angel. food as he is Of doughnuts and veal
po,pie.
| The only regret some women will have
when they die is that they have some old
remnants saved up somewhere that they were
never able to use.
A Rich MAN. They had just arrived In
Brooklyn from the Island. They walked
across the great bridge. AS they approached
the New York side they stretched their necks
and viewed the massive buildings,
"Oh, he must be rich," she ventured.
"Who?"
"The man who owns all those buildings.
"One man doesn't own them ALL"
"Oh, yes he does" she assured him.
allow do you KNOW he asked.
because" she SAID, "his name is on them
II guess that's So" he agreed as be looked
up at sky scraper "Mr Castoria must be
pretty rich ."-Printers Ink.