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Notice, Bicycle Riders.
NUtHVV' Hwy CHV 1NHWNTH -
Alhunuerou e, July ~, 1896.

Albuquerque, July ~, 1896.
To Wheelmen Everywhere:
conference.-the Coconino Cycling
club, of Flagstaff, Arizona, will conduct
it's annual run from Flagstaff to the
Grand canon of the Colorado river on
August 10, 20, 81 and 20, 1896, making the
start at 6 a. M, August 10. Two days
will be spent at the canon and the return
trip made on the 22d.
The distance to the Canon hotel is
about seventy miles, and can be made in
eight or ten hours. The route is via the
Grand Canon stage road, which circles
the base of the San Francisco mountains
and passes through the great pine forests
of northern Arizona.
| Owing to the elevation, Flagstaff being
| 1000 feet above the sea, the temperature
even in summer is low, while the scenery
is unsurpassed anywhere on earth.
The Coconino club has made arrange
ments to furnish all the necessaries, such
as board, lodging, ETC., at the remarkably
low rate of $40 for each wheelman. The
Atlantic g. Pacific railroad will place the
lowest possible rate in effect, and every
thing points not only to a pleasant trip
but to triumph OF bicycle enthusiasts
Be pioneer and join this run, and the
impressions gained from a view of the
Grand canon will remain until you ride
your weeel up the golden stairs.
You are invited to correspond with Mr.
s. 7. Elliot, secretary, Coconino Cycling
club, Flagstaff, Arizona, about other de-
tails of the run, and with the nearest
agent of the Atlantic y Pacific railroad
regarding rates, etc.
By sending your name and address te
the undersigned beautiful illustrated
book of the Grand canon will be sent
free. Yours truly.
DON A. SWEET,
General Passenger Agent,
Atlantic & Pacific
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My little boy, when two years OF age,
was taken very ill with bloody aux. /
was advised to use Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and LUCK
lily procured part of bottle. carefully
read the directions and gave IL accord
ingly. He was very low, but slowly and
surely he began to improve, gradu-
ally recovered, and is now as stout aud
strong as ever. I feel sure it saved his
life. never can praise the Remedy hall
it's worth. I am sorry every one in the
world does not know how good it is, as
do.-Mrs. Lima s. Hinton, Grahamsville
Marion Co., Florida. For sale by Ire
and's Pharmacy.
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Fact and Fancy BY the Sea.

Fact and Fancy by the Sea.
You read Of all manner of curious things
Down by the sea in HE June time
The mermaid who sits on rock as she sings
In the warmth Of the summary noontime.
You read Of Old Neptune, the god of the sea,
With whiskers as white as wax tapers,
But tickle Old Nep and the fair manatee-
They are only on view in the papers.
You read Of the maid with the beautiful form
And the Trilby O'Ferrall ambition,
Who bathes on the beach when the water IL
warm
In half "altogether" condition.
You read Of the charms Of this maiden divine
As she outs up her coquettish capers;
But, like the mermaid and god Of the brine,
They are only on view in the papers.
You read Of the shore as land Of delight,
But the bathers so fat or 80 bony,
The coffinlike rooms that are ten for the
night,
The froth burdened beer Ia Coney,
The hundreds Of Jays with the Jag getting
fad
Who astonish an army of gapers-
Such Is the plul Of the boniface lad"
They are rarely on view in the papers.
Earle Fl. Eaton in Truth.
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For your Protection.-Cat ''Cures" O

For your Protection. Catarrh "Cures" or
TONES for Catarrh in liquid form to be taken
internally, usually contain either Mercury or
Iodide of Potassa, or both, which are injur-
ious if too long taken. Catarrh is local, not
blood disease, caused by sudden change to
cold or damp weather It starts in the nasal
passages, affecting eyes, ears and throat.
Gold in the head causes excessive flow of
mucus, and, if repeatedly neglected, the re-
suits of cata,1h will follow; severe pain in
the head, roaring sound in the ears, bad
breath, and oftentimes an offensive dis
charge. Theremedy should be quick to allay
inflammation and heal the membrane. Ely's
Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for
these troubles and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, so cents.
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Further Waiting Was Useless.

They sat at table in restaurant on
the avenue the other evening, and they
were Enthusiastically from the rural dis
tricts. He was wearing store clothes, and
her gown was made after Lardrick's pat
terms, No. 5492. They were not young,
but they were eminently self possessed and
determined not to be put out of counte-
nance by any city ways. They dined and
ordered apple pie for dessert. The pie was
brought, each piece with q fork on the
plate. He stared at the pie in disgust.
Then he attempted to attract walters at
tention, but in vain. He glared about
angrily for moment or SO, and then he
turned to his wife.
"Well, Maria" he snorted, "you better
git to eatin your pie. We amt goin to
git no knife Washington Post.
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sUNBEAMs.

sand you really have such thing as a
Prohibition party in Kentucky, colonel?"
"Yes, sab. 1t is an organization, sab,
de signed to stop the manufacture and
sale of rye whisky, sah."
what Constitutes a Family Medicines
preparation which is adapted to the
relief and cure of ailments to which men,
bers of household is most subject, and
which is not only alleged to this, but has
long and unfallingly proved its ability
to do it, assuredly deserves the title of a
reliable Family Medicine. Among time
honored preparations which experience
and the sanction of the medical profess
sion indicate as deserving of popular re-
gard and confidence,is Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters, medicine adapted to the
eradication of dyspepsia, constipation
and biliousness, the three most frequent
ly occurring ailments that vex mankind
Derived from botanic parentage, it is
efficient as we'll as pure and wholesome
1t relieves nervous DISC uitudea and inactiv-
ity Of the kidneys, and counteracts tend
ency to rheumatism. For renewing flag.
ging strength and imparting appetite it
can be implicitly relied upon. Fever and
ague, rheumatism and debility are rem.
edied by it.
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HE KNEW VERY LITTLE.
But Father Had His Opinion of Bloomers
and Stuck to 1t.

6uG E6GueE 1au opInlOA u oAOOhlCIb
and Stuck to It.
Miss Minerva Mulliken had almost COM
pleted her graduation essay. There were
things worth knowing that she had omit
ted from the discourse. She would I'M
hesitatingly admit that. For were there
not other graduation essays by girls who
stood almost as high in the claes as she did?
And, as a matter of course, they could not
all say the same things.
''Minnie," her father said, sit amt
often find fault with anything that you
do"
"Of course 1T isn't" she answered with
great positiveness.
II want to offer one suggestion now.
I've bought !ou bicycle and am glad to
do it. But I don't think boomers is
proper.
She looked at him dreamily and in
quired:
''Do you know the distinction between
integral and differential calculus?"
"No," he answered in q shamefaced
way; II dunno as do"
s'When you draw an inference, can you
resolve the process Of your reasoning into
the elements of syllogismS"
ell dunno as ever tried"
"Can you point out the homology in the
| fin of fish and the human arm?"
"No. never had any ambition to dc
it,"
"Are you aware of the chronological vari
ations to be noted in the simple curve O.
the zygomatic arch?"
He hung his head and did not respond.
"And yet," she went on in cold, hart
accents, you undertake to instruct me II
such simple matter as TO the RELATIVE
merits of different modes in athletic at
| tirev
He left the room and walked up ant
down the block twice Then he re-enteret
the house and partly opened the door o
the room where his daughter was writing
Minnie" he said, 'them was power
full arguments, and amt tryin to in
struct you in-in what you said was try
in to instruct you in. All meant to sa
was that bloomers amt proper, and In
dinged If amt ready to stick to it!'-De
troit Free Press.
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Notice for Publication.
[Small holding claim No. SAIL


July 10, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
named claimant has filed notice OF his in
tention to make final proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August 81, 1896, viz:
Amado L. Baca, Santa Fe, N. NJ, for the
tract In sections 4 and 5, tip. Is n, r.8 O.,
and in sections 80 and SO, tip. 16 n, r. 8 Q.
He names the following Witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos.
session of the tracts for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township, viz:
Nazario Gonzales, Francisco Romero,
Francisco Bustamante, Bonifacio Narbaes,
of Turquesa, N. M.
JAMES Fl. WALLED,
Register.
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The late Sir Henry Parker, the Austria
liam statesman had great opinion Of his
poetic gifts and on one occasion, when
addressing Sydney meeting, SAID: II
would rather be known as third-rate
poet than as first-rate politician" Here
he paused for breath and admiration,
when the man 10 the crowd, seeing his OPP
portunity, exclaimed in strideDt accents:
"Well, and aren't your"
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Land Office Mt Santa Fe, N. NJ.
July IA, 1895.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named claimant has filed notice of her inten-
ton to make final proof in support Of her
fore the register or receiver, at Santa Fe, N
NJ, on August 26, 1895, VIZ: Manuela Rael de
Romero, widow of Jose Manuel Romero, for
sec. SO, tp II n, +. O., and section 4, tip. IS H.
r.9e.
She names the following witnesses to prove
her actual, continuous, adverse possession OF
the survey of the township. viz: Jose An
tonic Romero Antonio Armijo, Anastacio
Sandoval, Antonio Barela, of Santa Fe N. NJ
JAMES H. WALKER, Register
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q. A. II. national Encampment.

GA. II. National Encampment.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to st.
Paul and return at rate of $38.l5 for
the round trip, dates Of sale August 30,
and 81. Good for return passage until
September Is. If tickets are deposited
with joint agent at st. Paul on or before
September Is, they will be extended to
September 80, 1896. For full particulars
call on agents of the Santa Fe route.
HIS. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
Ono. 7. NroHoLsos, 9. P. A.,
Chicago, III.
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If you have ever seen little child in
the agony of summer complaint, you can
realize the danger of the trouble and ap-
preciate the value ofinstantaneous relief al
ways afforded by DeWitt's Collie & Cholera
Cure. For dysentery and diarrh@a it is
reliable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as cure unless it we're
a cure. Newton's drug store
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An Apprehension.

"Wha's dat yoh's a-sayin bout leabins
footprints in de sans OBJ timer" said Mr.
Juniper.
\ "Da's pc try" replied his youngest son.
"Da's whut yoh all orter try ter do"
"Doan yer bliebe 'em, chile Doan yer
bliebe 'em. Yoh go 'roun leabin footprints
permiscuous an de fus' ting yoh knows de
pertectives'll come roun measurin wifi yoh
ole shoes an git yer connected wifi mos any
rascality dat happens ter be goin on. y
Washington Star.
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Women exchange con-
fdences about their own


fdences about their own
IN health and that of their husbands.
VI A mans physical well being is
~ closely watched by thoughtful wife.
It is part of her duty in the world to
keen him we'll. If she sees him running
down. she should take measures to stop it.
Very few men enjoy being sick. They
won't admit even to themselves that they
are sick. They will go on losing flesh and
Notwithstanding too hard-worrying too
hard-taking little or no care of their
health. Maybe they need only little help
to be made we'll. Maybe a good simple
tonic is all they require. Maybe it is some
thing more serious. Whichever it is, it
should be attended to. When man gets
really sick, his work stops He can't tend
to business He loses all he has previously
gained. Actual want may stare him in the
face. 1t doesn't pay to get sick, or to stay
sick. There's no need of doing either. Dr.:
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will
prevent sickness. 1t is blood helper and
a flesh builder 1t restores perfect diges-.
ton and insures perfect assimilation OF
the food 1t is powerful enemy to germs
and will search them out in all parts of the
body, forcing their evacuation. 1t has
been proven by the written testimony of
hundreds of grateful people that the
Golden Medical Discovery" will even
| cure oS per cent. of all cases of consump'
ton if taken in its early stages.
| A book of 1000 pages containing testinlo.
mails and much valuable health talk will
be sent OH receipt of 81 cents to cover post
age and wrapping only. WORLDS DIsPEN
sARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, buffalo, N. Y
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Great Mapazine-Years ago.

II dull, spiritless ana stupid; if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if your APP
petite is capricious and uncertain. You
need sarsaparilla. For best results
take DeWitt's. 1t recommends itself.
| NeWton's drup store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-04

Chicago Citizen-See that man riding
a bioycle? That's John D. Rockefeller.
Visitor (from st. Louis)-Who is John
ID. Rockefeller
Chicago Citizen-He's the man that
started the Chicago university.
Visitor-What Chicago university
(They ride on in silence.
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Too Busy.

"Do you keep house?" asked the caller.
"No, indeed, y replied the editress.
ibid you ever keep house," persisted the
aller.
Never" answered the editress GIVE
been too busy all my life writing Hints
For Housekeepers. '"-Chicago Post.
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salt Lake city, Utah.

Salt Lake City, Utah.
On account of the annual convention
International Association of Fire Engi.
neers, the Santa Fe route will place on
sale tickets to Salt Lake and return at
one standard fare ($8l.l5) for the round
trip. Dates of sale August 8 and 8, good
for return passage twenty days from date
Of sale. Call on agents for particulars.
H. 8. LUTTE, Agent,
h Santa Fe, N. M.
Gxo. +. NIcHoLsoN, g. PA,
Chicago, III.
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Q. When IL is club tie not a club tiei
A. When IL tied by a woman.

II doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliouness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by I'M
avoidable circumstances; DeWitt's Little
Early Risers will speedy cure them all.
Newton's drug store.
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Six weeks ago suffered with a very
severe cold; was almost unable to speak
My friends all advised me to consult a
physician. Noticing Ohamberlain's Cough
Remedy advertised in the st. Paul Volks
Zeitung procured a bottle, and after
taking it a short while was entirely well
1 now most heartily recommend this
remedy to anyone suffering with a cold.
VIM. KEEL, 678 Selby Ave-, st. Paul, Mimi
For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
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Don't trife away time when you have
cholera morbus or diarrhma. Fight
them in the beginning with DeWitt's
Colo & Cholera Cure. You don't have to
wait for results, they are instantaneous,
and it leaves the bowels in healthy condi-
tion, NeWton's drug store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-04

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities and
disease. 1t does this and more. 1t builds
up and strengthens cor situations impair
ed by disease. 1t recommends itself.
Newton's drug store.
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The Service.

"Fricasseed?"
eyes"
"That served him right"
But the other cannibal dissented. To
% served just right, he maintained, the
Victim ought to be scalloped. Detroit
| Tribune,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-04

Many days work is lost by sick head
ache, caused by indigestion and stomach
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are the m ost effectual pills for overcoming
such difficulties. Newton's drug store.
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Notice for Publication.
Small Holding Claim, No. 526.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ,

Small Holding Claim, No. 526.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
July 10, 1896. )
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August 81, 1896, viz:
Carlota G.. de Baca, of Santa Fe, N. M,
for the tract in section 80, tip. 16 a.,
r. e.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his actual, continuous, adverse
possession of the tract for twenty years
next preceding the survey of the town
ship, viz: Nazario Gonzales, Francisco
Romero, Francisco Bustamante aud Boni-
facio Narbaez, all of Turquesa.
JAMES II. WALKER, Register.
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Margaret. Don't you think Maude
10 we'd Charlie?
Ethel. No, dear; it, is my firm belief
that she only married him for his beautiful
collection of striped outing shirts.
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Theories of cure may be discussed at
length by physicians but the sufferers
want quick relief; and One Minute Cough
Cure will give it to them. A safe cure
for children. "It is the only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results"
Newton's drug store.
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"Boys will be boys" but you can't af-
| ford to lose any of them. Be ready for
the green apple season by having De-
Wits Colo & Cholera Cure in the house.
Newton's drug store.
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Since 1878 there have been nine cpl
demios of disentery in different parts of
the country in which Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy was used
with perfect success. Dysentery, when
epidemic, is almost as severe and danger
GUS as Asiatic cholera. Heretofore the
best efforts of the most skilled physicians
have failed to check its ravages; this
remedy, however, has cured the most
malignant cases, both of children and
adults. and under the most trying condi-
tions, which proves it to be the best
medicine in the world for bowel COM
plants. For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
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The whole system is drained and under
mined by indolent ulcers and open sores.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals
them. It lie the best pile cure known.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-04

Poison Ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
| Newton's drug store.
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First Fair One-So Fred and Arthur
proposed to her. Which was the lucky
one?
Second Fair One-I don't know yet.
Fred married her.
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Mrs. Mullgan-Yer wages is twinty
cents short this wake, Moike.
Mr.. Mulligan-Yis. Mary Ann. The
boss locked me for the time l wuz askin'
for raise in me wages.
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He was Too Capable.

| Lawyer-Do you think you are capable
# filing the position, young man9
-Capablel Why, my last boss said
knew more than he did. That Is why
| had to leave.-Vanity.
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Inside Fact.

I inside Fact.
"Isn't it strange how many things you
verhear in q street carr"
"Not at all. The people in street car
ne always overherded. - Chicago Trib-
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Your Local Ticket Agent

Will tell you that when you are going east
there is no road better adapted to your wants
than tho
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Notice for Publication.
TSmall Hn1dinp claim M 1124 /

Notice for Publication.
Small Holding Claim No. 1854.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA Fs, N. NJ,
July Is, 1896. )
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named claimant has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on August "a, 1896, viz:
Antonio Barela, of Santa Fe, N. M, for
lot l, sections II, 20, 20, 20 and SO, and
lot 2, in sections II, 20, 20, % and 33, tp
17n,r9e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz: Antonio Armijo, Eleuterio Barela,
Jose Antonio Romero, Miguel Larranaga.
of Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
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cars: Sleeping cars OF the latest design. For
full information apply to your ticket agent,
Or G. NJ. HAMPsoN Agent.
1925 18th Street, Denver.
G. S. CRANE, G. p. A.
j. RAMSEY, JR., Gen'l Mgr.S
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Sims done graduated, amt he~

"You bet"
SCOT his diplomyf"
"Shore."<
swell, what kin he dor"
"Reach home base every time, an kicl
football clean over into the mex
county"
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Mr.. Figg-Ah, that young man who has
been calling on you 30 much of late-what
does he do for livings
Laura-Indeed. do not know. Do
you think would have any one calling
on me who would talk shopS
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-04

Financier-You literary men haven't
the first idea about business. Here you
have about 1000 manuscripts piled up in
this dark closet, and you say they are all
paid for!
Editor Great Magazine-Years ago.
"Just think of it! Hasn't it ever &C.
Cured to you, sir that you are losing the
interest on all the money you paid out
for those useless bundles?"
"Huh! You financiers haven't the first
idea about literature. Every one of those
manuscripts is from different author
and the whole 10000 of them will 60 on
buying our magazines of thirty-fi cents
copy until the articles are printed.
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Not Disappointed.
The man who invites trouble generally
has his invitation promptly accepted
Somerville Journal.