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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19

its and give at least half of it back to you in money
saved
Along the Dress Goods Counters this April week
are showing unusually attractive assortment of
favories which all the GIBBS and flows of fashions
tide are now much in demand Choice among them
and commanding special quotations real dollar fg
ured AIohair Taffetas at Coo Genuine $50 Silk and
Wool novelties at 90c Honest sI25 Silk and Wool TAT
fetas 9Oc Besides dozens of other items of equal
worth and Importance
Do you ride wheeR Then you want a desirable
pair of Mitts Gloves not heavy but just right We
have the exact Glove for ladies, made OF Black silk all
Sizes with piece of leather neatly stitched exactly
where the wear comes. Right prices makes you their
owner.
Our north window has display of Partisan Novel
ties in neckwear the most stylish creations of the
son. all the things day after they display
in Chicago Collars in Chiffon, Linen Muslin all styles
of aces neatly combined in artistic effect some at 5Oc
and in small steps in price upward
This week will show new line of Shirt Waists
They somewhere enroute can't tell the exact day,
but when they do arrive there will be inspiration in
the lot for you. The total number is 1200-hold off
your Waist purchase day two until this line arrives
All about this store bargains present themselves
like heads of wheat in full harvest. Among the
many bearing cards for special sale tomorrow these
two: White India linen, 10 and 15c grade, &c yard
A splendid quality of &c Shifting Prints at PIC.
Buy your goods here always.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
HARRY SUTTON NOT so BRAVE
i. G. sampson Claim That He Found the
Majors Horse.

I hope that the article in reference TO
the horse and buggy found at my place
on yesterday is not n sample Of the local
items of the Eagle for truthfulness. In
the first place. Sutton was not sneaking
around my locality either with or with
out grin. The somthing that caused
him TO step down the alley was the fact
that / knew there was something wrong
and hunted for a policeman and could
not find one but left word with parties
10 send one down when he came around,
which they did. II did not require an
Eagle eye TO see a white horse and top
buggy IN the alley with the sun shining
brightly He did not bring one knot
hole. or one other hole with him TO look
through. at least he did not use one.
lie did not smack his lips unless ii was
when the boys good looking mother
came around. The little pickaninny did
not come around TO hitch up the horse
or for any other purpose until Sutton
went TO his home and invited him 10
come down. Your correspondent is a
good one. He would be a grand success
as a manufacture. He would scarcely
need place or material.
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
HOST OF GOOD TEACHERS
They May be Found in the Encyclopedia
Britannica, abe Guide and SeIf-CuIture.

1hey May De fOunO the encyclopedia
Britannica, abe Guide and SeIf-CuIture.
4 membership in the Home Univer-
sity league, which the Star offers free
with its special edition Of the Encyclo-
pedia Britannica, is a very valuable
means Of education 10 the young man
struggling for a foOthold in the world.
Its methods are systematic lessons and
readings, correspondence with the cen
tral faculty ar Chicago and a catechism
Of questions and answers. The lessons
are found every month in the magazine
self Culture" a years subscription TO
which is also given with the Encyclo-
pedia.
The basis Of all these studies IS in the
Encyclopedia Britannica. This wonder
full work Is the product Of 2O0o great
brains and represents a complete record
Of everything Of human progress and
interest.
The Guide 10 the Encyclopedia is an
other valuable adjunct, by means of
which the Encyclopedia becomes Of as
much value 10 the student as a library
OF many hundred volumes
The Encyclopedia Britannica and its
adjuncts, as offered by The Stars Edu-
cational department. is almost 20 per
cent cheaper than the publishers price
for the same work. II is a host Of teac h-
ers in the home. For Christmas gift
il cannot be eXcelled. Il may be seen
and viii be thoroughly explained al the
Stars Educational department, lilo East
First street. Sedgwick block.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
MOLD Is ON THE ROAD
He Finishes Getting Out His Souvenirs and
Makes Another start.

A card received last night from
George Mold and Bob Kinnaird. dated
a 1 Muncie, Ind, April Is, stated that
they had again started upon the road
having got out their souvenirs and
that on that day, which made loo days
since they left Wichita, they had on
hand $1,156,30 while at the close of los
days they had 81 1880, showing that
they had made on Wednesday $2S.
They will now be on the road contin-
ually for the next so days and expect
to make money fast. The card states
that Mold has not spoken except thro'
his ventriloquial figures and they are
both in the best OF health. This makes
an average of S10.65 a day for the two
since leaving Wichita.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
DEATH OF BROTHER
Harmony Council Express Coincidence fC
Death Of y Member.


Harmony Council F. a \. has passed
the following resolutions on the death
OF Harry fuller:
Whereas. II has been the viii Of our
Heavenly Father. by death TO remove
from among Us, Brother Harry fuller.
therefore. be is
Resolved. That we DO sincerely
mourn his sudden and sad departure:
that this Fraternal Aid association has
lost a true and faithful friend and
brother. and as an evidence Of our be-
reavement. the charter be drapped for
thirty days: that we extend 70 the be
reaved relatives and friends our sym
patty and prayers IN this dark hour 81
affliction; that we direct them 70 the d.
vine One whose province il is 20 aid ana
comfort them IN time OF deepest so--oT' ;
that these resolutions be placed n the
minutes Of our Council. be sent 10 the
Fraternal Aid paper. 70 the eiSy dsiy
papers. and 10 the near relatives OF the
deceased
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
Sour

Stomach, sometimes called waterbrash,
an burning pain, distress, nausea,
dyspepsia, are cured by Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. This it accomplishes because
with its wonderful power as blood
purifier, Hoods Ssrsaparilla gently
tones and strengthens the stomach and
digestive organs, invigorates the liver,
creates an appetite, gives refreshing
sleep, and raises the health tone. In
cases Of dyspepsia and indigestion it
seems 10 have - 8 magic tonch.'
"For over Il years suffered from sour
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
WE ARE GLAD TO KNOW

beg 70 announce the appoin tment of
myself as resitFnt ageut for the Royal
Exchange Assurance % London. This
company vas organized n 1le9. has
Home Office assets o. 81 go 00o aad a
net surplus over capital and All other
liabilities % more than S6.o00.0o0.
am prepared 20 issue policies az iasur-
ance against loss by nFe or lightning
in this grand old company. and solicit
the patronage OF those desiring SQUAD
indemnify.
A VIEDE-
Wichita. Kan. April IS. iS2s.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
THEY FIX THE DATE

May Is Chosen as the Time for the Young
Men to Adorn Aprons.
The date for the young mems social
and banquet at the First NJ. z. church
has been arranged for the evening OF
May 5. The committees have all been
appointed and have gone TO work with
a will. determined to show that they
can fully equal if not surpass any prev
ious social ever given. They have de-
cided to serve berries. cream, cake and
lemonade.ail their own make and 10 be
served by fifteen young men suitably
adorned with white aprons, etc.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
Stomach

with severe pains across my shoulders,
and great distress. / had violent nausea
which would leave me- very weak and
faint, difficult TO get my breath. These
spells came ottener and more severe.
did not receive sny LISTING benefit from
physicians, bat found such happy effects
from a trial of Hoods Sarssparills, that I
took several bottles and mean TO always
keep il in the house. / am now able to
do sI my own work, which for six years
I have been unable to do. Ny husband
and son have also been greatly bene-
flied by Hoods SsrsspariIls = for pains in
the back, and after the grip / gladly
recommend this grand blood medicine
MIS-. PETER BURBT, Leominstsr, Mass.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
DRUG STORE WAS ROBBED

BlreIars Make a Raid Upon the Store Coz
ner Main and Central
The drug store at the corner of Cen
trail avenue and Main street was bur
glariZed Friday night, and yesterday
morning. The work was done very
quietly as the proprietor sleeps over
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19

sights lnbO NIoW, ueW
ideas, new every
thin g. A 5 tore
that does not make
improvements daily
must get into ''l'uts"
sooner or later, so we
invite you here on
every occasion TO
prove that we keep
lettering events, as
surfing you that We
will .11-ln opr ,oroF
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
TGaz1zmzz6zyx4

Like an army under marching orders, so this store
moves forward with steady stride bringing daily new
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-04-19
BUCKLES WON'T SAY
BUT he Is FOR WILLIAM MKINLEY
JUST THE SAME.

He Is an Admirer Both of Cy Leland and
Foraker and is an Ohioan HimseIf-He
says That Foraker is Loyal to Mckinley
Beyond a Dou5t-According to Him
There are No Pie Counter Politicians
in the Oklahoma Delegation-Four of
Them VIII be for the Champion of Pro
lection,
Evening star., 1896-10-22

Bowers. and his sister, Miss Leila Bowers
were given a very pleasant surprise last
evening In the shape of a house warming
AT the new parsonage. No. 2l3 l1th street
southwest. The house was completely
hiled, upwards Of sixty of the members
and friends of the church being present
An abundance of provisions were brought
combination dinner set. handsome chair
Iof tne parior, two lamps and other artf-
cles In the way of furnishing immediately
after entering the parlor all Joined In sing
ing, "Blest Be the Tie That Binds" Mr.
Bowers then made few remarks. ex-
pressing on behalf of his sister and for
himself the surprise and great pleasure
the affair had occasioned. 1t was close
on to midnight when the last Of the party
left
A quiet wedding took place at the parson-
age of North Capitol Street Church last
evening. the contracting parties being Miss
Efne L. Wade and Mr.. f. G. H Austin
Rev. Chas. L. Pate officiating The bride
wore travelling suit of brown and carried
chrysanthemums. After the ceremony Mr.
and Mrs. Austin left for a short trip north.
A large company of friends attended the
marriage and reception yesterday of Miss
Carrie Harrington and Mr. j. o. Manson
1r.. at the residence Of Mr. and Mrs. w A
Johnston, 1907 18th street. Rev. DIR. Perry
OF st. Johns Church officiating. the father
oi .ne pride giving her hand in marriage.
A banquet followed the ceremony. al which
large gathering of friends were enter
tained among those present being Mr. ana
Mrs: Chase Barney Harrington Gather and
mother or the bride), Mr.. and Mrs. w. A.
Johnston. Capt. F. H Harrington of the
United states Marine Corps Master James
and Miss Mamie Harrington Mrs Eugene
Mlliiams. Miss Meta Vickery, Mr.. Charlie
mas uhgs and many others. The brides
father Is direct descendant of Commodore
Barney OF revolutionary fame and Sanual
Cnase. sfgner of the Declaration OF In5a
penoence, after both of whom he is named.
Inc couple have gone on an extensive trim
through the east. uip
Evening star., 1896-10-22
Blankets.

The best hint we can give
you of your possibilities here is
prices. You can be governed
by our quotations they repre-
sent values justly.
We have no occasion to
keep silent, surely, for nobody
can make a better showing
1O-4 Blankets-s1. s1.5O 81 $3.50.
81. $3.50. 81. $3.50. S4.75. SO. $3.50
to SO.
ia Rlankets+s1 so s175. $3.50,
81. So. Sc. S6.T 81. So to $40.
12-4 Rlankets-s5 30. SO to s12
13-4 Rlanhets-ss SO TO $13
15-4 RIsnkets-s2O
These are some of the spe-
cial purchases we have made:
10-4 Atwood Rlankets-s2 S5.
III AIl-woOl RlanketsLS3 90.
Ia Allwool Blankets+S4 so
ia. with Blue o. Pink jacquard
borders-s4.5O.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
Comforts.

Lots of outside show and
inside goodness. An elaborate
line of plain and fancy pat
terns-madc full size and filled
with comfort.
Our last marketing gave us
some special features that will
be unusually interesting to the
Interested:
White Cheese Cloth Comforts-$1.
Figured Cheese Cloth Comforts with
plain coinred lining and White cotton
fillins-S1.39.
Figured Silkalne Comforts. with
solid color linlngs-$1.50.
Figured Silkaline Comforts, with
solid color Innings and rufiles and hest
cotton filling
Figured Silkalfne Comforts, lined
with the same. wOrsted edge and best
cotton hlling-S225
Figured Si!kaline Comforts, full size,
with corded edges and cotton filling
$3.50.
Heavy Comforts, with print cover
fn2s-$1.
Heavy Comforts. with satine cover
ings-$1.25, $1.58. 81 to So.
EiderdoWn Comforts
Figured Satine, vita plain aatine
hning-A
Both sides Figured Satine-size &C.
$ and 81. Size S-7-s8.
Figured Silk, with fine figured Saline
lining-$9.
Roth sides OF Figured Silk-$12
Figured SILK Cover. with plain lining
and rufae-$13 to 80.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

Arbuck!e's Coffee IL
not q new, untried
package COfee--yo1
probably have tried
their package Coffee
30 years back-it Ii
better now than ever
hefOrc-@.0 .060 pounds
to 60 tomorrow at
1Sh cents a package.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
BORN.

TUCkERMAN, On October q. 1885, to Mr. r. W.
daughter.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

!? Best Rutterine re-
Gluced for tomorrow
to IA cents per pound
. we would call Your
= careful attention to
the quality OF thcse
\. < g,ods-they keep ket-
3. ter AMI taste sweetef
& than the best Elgin
81 butter.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
MARRIED.

MESSl:R-MESSER. On October 21 1896 JAMES
AUGUSTUS MESSEit of Toronto Canada 10
AGNES LINCOLN AESSER OF Washing Ion
d. q. No cards.
Evening star., 1896-10-22

The Barky Gay Furniture Companv
OF Grand Rapids. Eich., the largest COM
rany of the kind in the world, resumed
operations yesterday
Evening star., 1896-10-22
Winter=weight Bedwear==
AT
PERRY'S.

We are keeping just as good store as know how
The better the sore-the bigger the successand
the goal of ambition.
But working on legitimate lines. Making quail
M the magnet Building reputation for bestness that drives
fear away and draws confidence closer.
We haven't full growth yet-st; hyng-hyng in
every offering make-in every sale.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
Bicycle Regulations

Nioiators of the bicycle regulations paid
sl9 into the District treasury today. In
some cases the police require s. collateral.
while 81 is the amount charged Others.
ihose who paid s. for scorching were VIII
lam b. RUNNER, Nelson Mitchell and Har-
ry Twyman, while John Watson paid .,ulv
Sz Benjamin Petway paid s. for not hay-
Ing a lighted lamp on his wheel
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

j 500 pounds of Deli.
ciOus GumdrOps to be
sold at 8 cents
2 pound-275 pounds Of
? Stick Candy at 8
? cents and $50 pounds
, Of French Mixed ut I
, cents.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

e Star, Borax. Rose
q three of the hest
r brards OF Soap In the
wOrldLall regulnr s
? cent large cakes-g0
at 3 cents earh-Best
4 Cincinnati Oieine to 70
4 at ~ cents q cake.
Evening star., 1896-10-22

BedWear===

BedWear f9wm Eoor stairs s on etoc the mnTo1ed
with the location. Widened in variety-broadened in quality
because became bigger buyers Of Spreads and Comforts
and such ke-and quantity commands concessions from
manufacturers
We in better position now negotiate for large
take advantage of big special lots We do The
effect felt in prices We share with you that
way-that is why the best is always cheapest here
If there is Bedwear to buy don't forget We
have variety that will surely interest your satisfaction and
purse
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

} Table Corn Meal
ground only for table
use makes delight full
cakes tOmOrrOw's
special price. Ia cents
a suck.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

the 25-ccnt jars OF
Jam = Il a S p b erry.
Strawberry and Cur
rant-will be sold as
a special bargain at
10 cents.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

the Delicious Vanilla
Waters, Buttersc0tch
Cakes, &c, will be
sold at II cents per
pOnEd. Oyster aud
Soda Crackers, Ginger
Snaps, 5 cents pound.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

The java ard Moo ha
Coffee sales are rum
ming very heavy-tO-
morrow we will give
5 pounds of Best Gran.
Sugar to each pur-
chaser Of 3 pounds OF
this magnificent brand.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
More strictly Atwood Blan-

NIOi 81 I(tlN Alf-"OCl Didil-
kets.
64xsO4k pounds 75.
8sxsn-5 pounds s. %.
72xShah PonndsLss.5O.
7sSSI-s pounds-$6.eO.
6sXS0-5 pounds-White and Scarlet
$3.50
72xst6 poands-white and Scarlet
-SSO
76xs+-7 peunds-white and Scarlet
$500
T2xsLs pounds-s9oO
7sxs+7 pounds 1000.
Pure Wool Blankets, and
warranted not to shrink in
washing -72x84-S6.oo.
Mount Hood Blankets
medium weight and all wool
1O-4- $500
If 1915
124+ $500
134-$!0.ao
California Blankets
heavy weight
11-+s1O00.
12-tS12e0
13t$13.60
All-wool Red Blankets
1O-ts35O to $3.50
lift 80 to $500
12-h$9.6o.
GRAY Blankets
10-4sI so to $3.50
11-4-s2 so to IS 90
12-+$5.5O.
Crib Blankets so, S.,
$3.50, S., 81. SIS and So.
Wrapper Blankets-$2.5o,
So, So. so, 81, $3.50 and S..
Italian Silk Rugs-85c., ST,
SI.5o and So.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

we will give to each
purchaser of one
pound of Rest @-cent
Mixed Tea, Gunpow-
der Tea or OOlOng Tea
5 pounds of Best
Gran. Sugar or a 40
cent sack of Best Flo
Evening star., 1896-10-22
TOMORROW

our special sale on
COdtish-the best lone
less brand-wrapped In
oiled tissue papar-at
8 cents pOuntl-IOO
pounds Of Large Fat
Mackerel at II cents.
Evening star., 1896-10-22
Spreads.

Our judgment in the selec-
ton OF patterns must be good,
for everybody finds it an easy
matter to Suit themselves from
Our variety.
You don't have to pick your
way among the qualities, be-
cause they are all vouched for.
Crochet Spreads
94s5c
1o+75c.. 81 and $1.2.
12+$1.5O
Marseilles Quilts
a4$i.75 to ss
1o+-$1.7s. 81, $3.50. g. s.. $3.50
and S.
1-11-s3 to s..
Satin Quilts
1O-1O-s25o. So. $3.50. s.. $3.50. IS
and So.
11-11-$s to So
Micheline Spreads
Blue and Rcd-s1. $3.50 and 50.
Blue, Red. Pink ard Yellow -$225.
Lap Rohcs-the fashionable, comfort.
able kind s.. $3.50. So to IS.
Full line Of Best Kinds Of Horse
Blankets to s..
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Clever Detective Work.

II got complaint to make. an l want
to make it good an strong" said the
colOred man in good clothes TO the young
lawyer. II wants to sue dis city for
damages enough TO keep me de rest oh my
natural life."
What's the trouble?" asked the la wyer.
Lots OBJ trouble. ANY mount oh it.
Nah wife she gibs pahty an prints OIL de
invitations, Dancing. to H. an desc
heah fool detectives gifts hold oh ore Oh de
kyahds an reads de I'll on It, an' de
address, an sends a whole wagonload O.
police down dah 10 pull de place FER crap
joint" t."-Indianapolis Journal.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
His S..astde Ring.

why is 1t that you let Miss Billings so
severely alone? You have been devoted to
nearly every other gin In the hotel, but you
seein TO have some sort OF aversion to her ~
The young man in the blazer shook his
q head sadly.
Nice girl. he said sadly but she won t
do at ah"
But why not?'
''She's too big
Too big! How"
'she wont fit my stock engagement ring.
and can't afford to keep two this year.
Chicago Post.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
She PrOfited.

The sound of the door closing behind
him fell like knell.
Come back.' she shrieked.
The echo of her own voice mocked her.
Come backn'
Her cry smote the empty air and was
lost.
'Perhaps-''
She bowed to the decree OF fate.
1T is better thus
Upon closer inspection she Rad discov-
cred that the umbrella he left was silk
ana not alpaca, after al.-Spr;ngfield Re
publican.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
The Golden Rule.

NO" said the railroad president. re-
flectively, Il don't think corporations are
vindictive. could name twenty men who
few years ago were denouncng monopo-
lies in general and our road in particular.
but we never injured any of them for it,"
''fou didnt:' inquired his friend.
mo; on the contrary. we sent some Of
them to Congress and some to the legisla-
ture. and they all have free pass es."-
Puck
The morning times., 1896-09-13
How It HapIIt.ned.

Weary Wiliy-Lady, l wuz wunst a pros
porous merchant; l he'd luxurious home,
au honorable name, an ten bloomin' an
highly eduacted daughters.
Mrs. Wellment-W What brought you to pov-
erty?
Weary Willy-My daughters insisted Oh
marrying higbly-educated men, an ! he'd
ter support ten families.-Pucx.
The morning times., 1896-09-13

Office Boy-Mr. Vansnith was in while
you were at court. He W wantstoge a chattel
mortgage drawn.
Female Lawyer texcitedly) Will he
call again?
Office Boyle said he would.
Female Lawyer-Thank heaven. Now
I'ilfindout W h at that stuck-up Mrs. Vansrnith
really has in her house.-Up-to- Date.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Right In EnShion

Nevertheless, Madame, persisted Charon.
your ticket reads plainly for Hades.''
The shade OF the Plump Woman tossed
its head
''0h, well," it sneered. butterfly bows
are swellcr than wings, s,anyway."-Detroit
Tribune.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
HadNo Come Out.

what are your politics, my mann"
asked the pOrtly visitor OF the prisoner
behind the bars at the penitentiary.
"Well,' replied the latter, hesitatingiy,
II haven't come out for anybody yet
Buffalo Times.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Saved.

''Yes, DR.. Dobbs saved my husbands life
when he had typhoid fever"
How did he do it,"
Ran lawn mower up and down outside
the window and threw him into a profuse
perspiration. Chicago Record.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
As Advertised.

Bobby Ito druggist )-Your sign says ''Soda
water; all the flavors, five cents"
Druggist (engagingly)-Yes;wh which do you
wish?
Bobby (promptly)-I want 'em all.-Puck.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
A Porcine Proyerh.

The Cow-I should think you would
prefer the green fields to the miserable
sty.
The Hog-Nonsense. The pen is mightier
than the sward.-New York World.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
A SeIf-Evident Truth.

Mrs. Weilment tbestowing a dime)-
Poor fellow! You say your wife and
family are starving-where are they?
Weary Willy-Dey are boardin' at q
summer hotel, lady.-Puck.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Would Take Anything

"our sta tatesmcn," yelled the orator, ARE
about to take steps"
You bet they'll take en-" cried the
professional cynic, If they amt nailed
down."-Indianapoiis Journal.
The morning times., 1896-09-13

First Wheelnian-I believe bicycles are
to be used extensively in the United States
Army. I think it is a good idea, don't
you?
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Not Much Ice.

Mrs. BreBtiam know y man who doesn't
cut much Ice.
BRENNAN My dear. you are using slang!
Mrs. BreBham Well, don't care II 1
am; Just notice the size of that piece he
gave me for 10 cents. Puck.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
At the Seance.

The Mediuni-I am in communication
with the spirit of the deceased Mr.. Soanso.
Does any one wish to ask him a question?
A Voice is il hot enough for you?-Puck
The morning times., 1896-09-13
All Honorable.

II wonder why they are called maids Of
honor?"
to be too honorable to try to flirt with the
groom. Truth.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Just Like n Bicycle.

she-Do YOU know this bicycle reminds
me so much OF you?
He-How is that?
She-I always have such a dickens of a
time getting il started Cleveland Leader.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
An Up.to.pate Store.

81 want new hat in the very latest
style"
please sit down for a few minutes.
The fashion Is just about to Change
Texas Sitter.
The morning times., 1896-09-13
Skinner Wns Sn,nn,h.

Hax-i always shake hanas with Skinner
to keep him from picking my pockets.
Jax-So do I and l always count my
fingers Observation-Disclosures Record.