New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-25
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Gadzooks-Did the play go last night'
Zounds-Well, hardly; but you ought TO have seen
the audience.
Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid. "-He-
How are you? Keeping strong?
She-No; only just managing to keep out OF my
grave.
He-Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.-(Judy.
careful study of Coin" Harvey's book and Of
Mr.. Bryans remarks finance leads to the ire
sistible conclusion that Bryan is Coin Harvey
caught young.
the actor. to-day Squeesicks says he possesses Ws
art which conceas art. s.x
Hicks-That : a fact. You'd never Know ne pes
any.-tBoston Transcript.
The spectacle OF THE Springfield Republican ~
bukng the press OF the East for its superciio~
snobbshness" is about the funniest thing that ha'
happened since Satan took to rebuking sim
The Season-"To be sure" assented the VOL
cordially. Il glad of the cool weather nsssr
could do much In crash suit; There Is no'nm%s
like the conventional Sleeps clothing after all
-(Detroit Tribune.
The Gaekwur OF Baroda in British india, mas
sword. the hilt OF which is set with more 'nAn
million dollars worth of precious stones
Wouldn't Work That way.-"ot course course , .s,s
the thoughtful wornsmann, to the , sys' Of The
product OF your mines worth dollar, ana aeer 10y
as sch for wages you y, S wont fe sTpsS'
But somehow II wouldn't work that "a!'-'~
cago Post.
grocery firm Of Liverpool England. reeenss
sent out black bordered circulars. announcins ~
sad death of partner. and on the blank -
gave the prices for bacon. eggs nu''e' NV
other staples dealt In by the firm.
couple OF ladies recently fought duel Inn Nm.
pistols in the outskirts of little town "a On one
sent her ball into small boy. who was perSinec ~ A
a tree and the other cent hers into the s sS AZ
here had been some bloodetting. honor was o.
cared satistied.-(To-Day.
In a speech at a Democratic meeting at ouu%.
Iowa the other day. Judge Kerr. OF Pueo"' W..
Is reported TO have said: THE Drexeis inc 80.
gans the Mark Hannas and their tools the No."
leys. are the Anarchists. the liars and the "s.
that purchase the courts and take the roses r.y
the cheeks Of the American boys and girs "a
create the paupers. the beggars. the suie'a.s
the hoboes l don't believe that God VIII o.a ~
man for selling his vote and then votins wv 90
own interest. They will be here 10 buy your W.,
The money power will be willing to pay wv ~.
for the votes OF the honest Iowans. they nav -
money to do II. and they will try H. II INV ,.-n
TO buy up every official from the Governor ~ -.
When they come 10 you remember that ~
principle OF war to live of the enemy is~ su.
money. feed the hungry bodies OF your NV. thea
dren clothe their naked shiverins forms. ans
go and vote for free silver and your own in'', 81
God Almighty will justify you In doing J" .ws
you II you vote for Mckinley YOU VIII oe
to your manhood and disgrace to our co"""''
A Leading Question.-"Is your mamma ho"'''
dearT' i.
Yes sic" . ., her ~
We'll. run In and tell her that one u
beaus would like TO her. ga
please, sir which one are you.
(which one?' .. ahout Az
Yes, sir l heard papa telling mamma ma SSsrftd,
Of you last night lie said one OF you We and one
and one was a forger and one a oigamisIL winch
A bunco- steerer, and one ran faro oa"~
one are you?"-(cleveland Paindealer.