The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19


must be she. She's
catching the monkey. / expect she
misses me now sometimes. You didn't
.ss which way it went, did your"
NC" l said. els she addicted to
hunting monkeys?"
only the monkey" he replied. 81
used to do it once"
Dear mer' l said. Its fashionable
amusement in the neighborhood,
them"
Nm" he answered mournfully. ct
was engaged to that girl once and that
beast of a monkey broke the engage
nent"
Were you," 1 asked, "cut out by
the monkey, then?"
"A man." he said, must be very,
very young to make a remark like
that"
who is she?" inquired.
~oh. she's Miss Tremaine," he said.
oT'l tell you the story, If you like. 1t
will be a warning to you never to get
engaged to a girl who keeps mon
key"
AT present" 1 said, there is no girl
If the sort in my minds eye, but it's
better to be prepared for all emer-
gencies."
81 got engaged to Miss Tremaine,"
he said. about three years ago. met
her at the tennis club and dances and
around the places generally here, but /
had never seen much of her at home,
and | was unaware even Of the mon
KEYS existence. AS soon as We were
engaged was introduced to Jacko. He
was a small monkey Of ordinary ap-
pearance and was not at first sight
progressing, but in the Tremaine
household he was a family fetch. It's
curious to notice the dominant in
huence in different families. Some
times It's the baby, sometimes the but
Ter. sometimes a first husbands mem
ory and sometimes the daily paper.
But In this case Jacko reigned supreme.
Captain Tremaine, who was dead, had
IN q touching deathbed scene or some
thing of the kind. At any rate Mrs.
Tremaine regarded 1t as a sacred relic
Of the dear deceased, and lavished all
her love and affection on it. I well
remember the first night / saw Jacko,
and discovered the habit that event
ually wrecked an engagement. 1t was
a sitting evening and / suggested to
Maud the desirability Of opening win
dow. oh, no. she said, we never can
have the windows open in the evening.
Jacko would get out Ny first hint OF
Jacko's habits was enlarged by Mrs.
Tremaine's frequent and objectionable
intrusions to inquire as to the beasts
whereabouts. A man in the first rap
ture Of an engagement naturally dis
likes the inrushes of someone else in
pursuit Of a monkey. The next morn
ing the nuisance increased. A servant
came round-they live a few doors
from hereto tell me that Jacko had
Just escaped and would help to catch
him? l found him sbout lunch time
after a long and exciting chase. As
seemed obvious, / caught him by the
tail, and the brute bit me and went on
for another half hour. Mrs. Tremaine
explained reproachfulIy that Jacko al
ways bit people who touched his tail.
For some months Jacko continued
10 be nuisance at home and abroad.
When he escaped, which he managed
TO do about once a week, was expected
TO secure him. This generally hap
pened in the morning, when the win
dows were open and the tradesmen
were calling, and at first on these oc-
caslons ! did not reach my chambers
TIL the afternoon. Afterward / be-
came quite an adept at catching him.
his plan Of campaign was to wait I'M
III his pursuer was quite close and then
Jump about twenty yards. l bought a
large butterfly net with long handle,
and ne never got the hang Of that.
When l had discovered this invention
vas comparatively happy, but wait
60 with dread for the time when Jacko
should escape after dark, and 1 should
De compelled to hunt for the brute
through the watches of the night on
me peril Of losing the regard OF the
Irenaine family. Jacko's nomadic
habits were, / may explain, attributed
TO desire to find his dead master. AT
last the event that ! dreaded occurred.
One cold winters evening Jacko dis
appeared while the cook was interview
ing her favorite policeman at the back
ooor, and got well away. The cook re-
ceived a months notice on the spot
ana was at once put on the track oi
Inc animal. Mrs. Tremaine was much
annoyed because ! wished to put my
boots on before starting, and even
Maud seemed only anxious for the
monkeys health. After trampine
through three or four miles Of streets
experienced what at first I regarded
as unexpected good luck. The brute
came tearing round q corner and In Q
second he was in the butterfly net.
was just preparing to return elatsd
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