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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03
THE CHURCHES.

Methodist church, Rev. j. II. Wood
pastor-Services as follows: Sermon
by the pastor at IL a. M. and 80 p. m. !;
class meeting at 10 a. M; Sunday
school following morning service; meet
ing of Epworth League at 80 p. m.
You are cordially invited.
The Congregational church, corner
Court and Fifth streets-Sunday services
as usual; At IL a. IN. and Z 80 p. IN.
worship, and sermon by the pastor, w.
G. Curtis. Sunday school Immediately
after the morning service. Meeting of
the Young Peoples Society of Christian
Endeavor at 80 p. M. Topic, "Why
believe in the atonement % Heb. TX IL
%. All persons not worshipping else
where are cordially invited.
Elder Skaggs will preach at the
Christian church this evening. Subject.
"Joseph a. Type of Christ" Subject
tomorrow at IL a. M, ''The Accursed
Thing in the Camps of Israeli" Joshua
Will Lords day evening at 7:30 p. m.
Delivery of Israeli Exodus xiv: 81.
There will be preaching every evening
next week at the Christian church.
Subjects Bible Path from Creation
to the Cross" All are invited.
Lutheran church-Services will be
held tomorrow at the court house. Sun
day school at 10 a. M, preaching at IL a.
m. There will be a German service in
the afternoon at 8. Evening service at
1880. The reasons for the change of To-
cation from the Baptist church are that
the hours for service of the two congre-
cations conflict. 1t Is desirable that the
proper hour for service be observed, land
4 second reason is that the Baptist
church contemplate an evening service
at the same hour of the Lutheran sci
vice. The officers of the church wish
to thank the officers of the Baptist
church for courtesies extended in giyine
them the use of their church, and it ii
hoped that the attendance will not fal
short because of the-change of location
1t is the Intention of the Lutherane t.
} build church Of their own in the nea
future.
: Otto Birgfeld is now ready to suppl,
antilles with the celebrated Gambrinu
keg or bottle beer, delivered free o
, charge to any part of the city. Tele
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03
Low Rates TO all Eastern Cities.

For full details call O. 4. 4 Co. Agent
Tha Dalles, address
W, H.. .HURLBURT, Gen. Pass Agt
Portland, Oregon
E. M-NEILL, President aud Manager.
New Schedule.
Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the fol-
lowing will be the new schedule:
Train No. L arrives at The Dalles 80
a. m, and leaves 4 100 a. m.
Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 40
p. m., and leayes 1o:45 p. IN.
Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles II :05
p. M, and west-bound train No. leaves
at 2 80 p. m.
Train % and "a will carry passengers
between The Dalies and Umatilla, leav-
irving at The Dalles p. m. daily, con-
Meeting with train Nos. 8 and z from
Portland. E. F.. LYrLE,
Agent.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03
Piano Tuning.

W. S. Geary, the well known piano
tuner, is in the city Leave orders al
either music store. 2t
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03
Low Rates tor September e5th.

For train No. 1, Sept. 25th, and train
No. 7, same date, the o. R. & N. Co.
will sell tickets to Portland and return
at the extremely low rate of 1915, good
to return until Sept. 9th.
1s-dt25 E. E. LYrLE, Agent.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

Hop Gold beer is the queen of the
table beers for the family. Stubling 4
Williams are agents for the same.
Try it. s24.1w
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03
Female Holm Wanted.

Red headed girl and white
horse to deliver premiums given away
with Hoe Cake Soap. Apply to any
where.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

One or two gentlemen may secure
room in private family, with or without
board. Address L. E. A., Lock box
221. sep25-d1w
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

Take your watches, clocks and jewelry
repairing to Clark, the East End jeweler.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

Bargains at pianos at the Jacobsen
Book & Music Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

Otto Birgfeld is now ready to supply
antilles with the celebrated Gambrinus
keg or bottle beer, delivered free of
charge to any part of the city. Tele-
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

Money, money. money!
To pay Wasco county warrants regis
tered prior to July 3, 1892. Interest
ceases after May Is, 1896.
C.L. PHILLIPs,a
my18-tf County Treas.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1896-10-03

Anheuser beer on draught at the Mid
way.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
The Last Stand.

Tho Last St3nOs
"Mikew called the editor OF the Ho'
boken Hasbeen, to the foreman OF the
composing room.
Eyes. sir" replied the latter. poking
his head through the slide.
Don't forget to double lead this edi-
torial announcing our farewell bow to
the reading public of Hoboken: and
print the paragraphs calling attention
to our manly struggles against adver-
sity and final surrender to the grim de-
stroyer, in plea"
Eyes, sir. Anything else?"
Yes. Commence this obituary with
a wreath of immortelles initial letter if
you have one; if you haven't. slide in
that cut of the broken column out of
the undertaker's ad. We shan't need
it any more"
"All right, sir" returned the fore
man. But whose obituary Is it,"
The editor sighed as he looked affec-
tionately but pathetically at his muci-
lage bottle and shears.
ut is the obituary of our last remain
Ing subscriber" he said.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16


Twould never do" she firmly 0id:
The clustering curls that crown yomf
head
Are blonde. which is my color, too.
Your eyes, alas! like mine, are blue,
Sanguine are both our temperamentA
am compelled to drive you hence,
Science forbids that we should wed.
'Twould never do!'-she firmly said.
Then must seek a dark brunette"
He sadly sighed-"with eyes Of jet.
A woman languid, dreamy, slow.
Would be my counterpart-Just so"
He sighed-"Across the street from me
Lives such a one-I'll go and see
How she, on nearer view, appears"
"And leave me-" she inquired with
tears.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
3an nix

President Isaac Lewis Of Sabina, Ohio,
10 highly respected all through that
section. He has lived in Clinton Co.
IS years, and has been president OF
the Sabina Bank 20 years. He gladly
testifies to the merit of Hoods Sarsa.
parilla, and what he says is worthy
attention. All brain workers find
Hoods Sarsaparilla peculiarly adapted
to their needs. 1t makes pure, rich,
red blood, and from this comes nerve,
mental, bodily and digestive strength.
81 am glad to say that Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla is . very good medicine, especially
g blood purifier. It has done me good
many times. For several years suffered
greatly with pains of
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

The contemplated new Union Station
in Summer street, Boston, will cost
8, 000, 900 and have thirty-three tracks
1t will include the present New Eng
land station.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Political Dyspepsia.

A party of Canadians and Americans
were conversing at an hotel in Toronto
about the possibility Of war between
Britain and the States. when one Of the
Americans. with good-humored brava-
do, said: "Oh! we could gobble up all
Canada for breakfast"
Eyes; but what an awful time you
would have digesting it," was the quick
retort Of Canadian.-Philadelp In
Quirer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Every Man His Own Poet.
You build a sonnet on about this plan
Your first line ground out, take the
next one-so:
And make it rhyme with this one
Just below.
Then, next, you match the first line,
II you can.
Don't hurry the machine. The lines
must scan.
With steady motion turn the crank.
You know
IT'S not sonnet If it limps. Go slow.
Now find some rhyme for "scan"-for
instance, man.
AS to the last six lines some latitude
May be allowed. Take any word, as
grove"
Now hunt rhyme for latitude" Tell
shrewd.
This line must end with dove, or love.
or strove.
And this with mood, or prude. or crude.
or dude;
And there's your sonnet. Throw 1t
in the stove.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
The greatest number of sponees
grow in water from 500 to 1000 faith
oms deep.

The latest device Of = Paris paper for
attracting readers is the engagement
OF two eminent physicians to attend
gratuitiously upon its yearly subscri-
berA
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Street Scene.

Street Scene.
Stranger-Can you tell me where the
nearest letter-box is?
Citizen (quietly)EYes (walks on).
After several minutes he turned
around and said: do you want to
know it,"
Stranger-N0.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
No Need Of Lesa, Compul.,on.


"Blest if l can understand this cur
rency question. l asked somebody
what a legal tender was, and he said It
was like this: If owe you 81, and I
offer you a 81 bill to settle the debt, you
must take It,"
well, that's right
Yes: but what blooming idiot you
would be IL you wouldn't take it!'
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Times Change.
II tell you the time in which one lives
has a great effect on his career. Take
Washington. for instance"
well, what Of him."
"Do you suppose man who would
persist in telling the truth at all times
in these days would ever get further in
public life than notary public?"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

An expert on curious calculation as
figured that if man could jump as far
in proportion to his size as a flea can,
he could stand on the Fade Bridge
and by single bound, spring into the
middle of Lake Michigan.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Long Time Between Meals.
Chappie-Arthur, congratulate me.
I'm going to swell dinner this day
week. Very swagger affair, splendid
menu, and all that.
Arthur-That's all very well. me boy,
but what will you do in the meantime?
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

There are L. locomotive building
companies in the United States. They
turned ont last year. 100 locomotives,
as against Cos in 1894. The freight
cars built in 1895 were 81, sos. as com
pared with L. .Oa9 in 1894.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Had Had 'Em.

Once upon a time, ever and ever so
long ago, Their was a man named Adam.
And his wife's name was Eve.
And there arose a mighty epidemic
Of measles in that land.
But Eve wasn't afraid.
She had Adam.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Gus De Smith say, Kosciusko, your
svercoat looks shabby. Why don't you
get q new one?
Kosciusko Murphy-Mose Schaum-
berg has shut down on my credit.
Then take 1t to tailor and have 1t
turned"
.'Humph. do you think that this over
coat has got three sides?"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Whv It Is So Slov.

Il ehould like TO KNOW" said one
New York sportsman to another. what
makes Lord Dunraven's apologies so
slow in getting here" Maybe he's
bringing them over ON his yacht" vas
the Ieply.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

House-owner-Why. man. the snow
is coming down quicker than you
shovel it away. thought you said you
were a quick worker.
Tramp-So did. but ] didn't know
then that you were going to hire me
by the hour.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Roundabout Dingy-I had my brain
photographed. Miss Stillwell.
Miss Stillwell-Why. I thought that
Impossible.
Roundabout Dingy-The experiment
was doubtful until a microscope was
used.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
In Fun Dress.

In Full Dress,
Mr.. Wallace was at the theater last
night a while-I went on Hargraves'
ticket. I wish you wouldn't interrupt
me that way-and. by the way. I saw
rour dear friend, Mrs. Fash. In a box.
Mrs. Wallace-What did she have
IN?
About the only thing I could detect
On her was the gaze of the audience"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Sic Transit c,or,. srundl

Sic Transit Gloria MundL
Lay away the bright brass buttons
That our Paddy used to wear;
In q fight down on Canal street
Paddy climbed the golden stair.
Lay away the great big billy:
Lay away the awful pop;
Paddy has pair of winglets:
Paddy now is a fly cop.
ID. NJ, in Chicago To Date.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Aunt Ito little Oscar)-What dress
had your mother on when she drove
of to the party this evening?
Oscar-A long. white, short dress.
Nonsense, Il could not be long and
short at the same time"
'Yes, aunty. II was long 1t the bot
tom and short at the ton"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Difference Of Opinion.

Difference Of Opinion.
well, here is the money you've been
tormenting me for" said a rich uncle
to his spendthrift nephew. Use it
wisely, and remember that a fool and
his money are soon parted"
Il don't know about that" replied
the young scapegrace. I've been coax
ing you more than a week for this"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
A Veto.

Charlie" said Mrs. Newbride.
mamma and the girls are coming to
spend a month with us.
Not If know it. When we were en-
gagged you insisted upon my loving you
for yourself alone. want you that
way" replied the ingenious benedict.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Neuralgia

In ono eye and about my temples, e..
pecially at night when had been having
. hard day OF physical and mental Ia Dor
1took many remedies, but found help onl-.
In Hoods Sarsaparilla which cured me q
rheumatism, neuralgia and headache
Hoods Sarsaparilla has proved itself Q true
friend. also take Hoods Pills to keer
my bowels regular. and like the pills
very much" ISAAC LEWIS, Sabina, Ohio
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
HUMOR1ST'S CORNER.
NEW JOKES AND JIBEs FOR OUR
LEAN READERS.

Sweet lGaud Sat In |. willow Chalr-A
Doubtful Experiment - In . Very
Tight Place-Every Man His Own
Post
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16
Two Opinions.

What l know about bicycle riding. %
aid Scorchleigb, would fill q good
sized volume"
What you don't know about It," said
The officer who arrested him for run
ning down an old lady. would I'LL a
zood-sized cemetery"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

II (hic) shay. ole mans Chic). I VOL
lent be in (hic) yor shoeshs fer tn
worP"
why (hic), wshsemasser?"
"Becaussh your in (hic) verysh tight
place (hic)."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

Teacher-Th0mas. / saw you laugh
lust now. What were you laughing
about?
Tommy was just thinking about
something.
Teacher-You have no business
thinking during school hours. Don't
let il occur again.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-04-16

numbering 500 people. and who are
being located in Logan county. Each
colonist is given two acres of irrigated
land, 4 small house. q team, COW and
farm machinery and will raise vege-
tn bles and small fruits for the Denver
market. They have fifteen years to
paw for their outfits. This is branch
business of T. c. Henry. formerly the
Abilene wheat king. He owns e.OOO,'
600 acres of irrigated land.
Prairie fires are doing much damage
in Dickinson county North of Man
chester sweeping one did consider
able damage. The stable ON the Hoyt
farm was destroyed. George Seely
lost two stacks of hay, and the young
orchard of U. L. Cocker was ruined.
Fire on Peter Coen's farm farther north
destroyed several stacks of hay, pig
pens, containing six fine shoats. and
out buildings The fire originated by
spark from the chimney igniting
some loose hay near the house. Mr..
Coen was confined to the house by i'll.
ness at the time and could do nothing
to save his property.
A pretty Indian girl. formerly Of
Haskell institute at Lawrence, has
zone to St Louis to become a member
of an opera company.
Sol Miller refuses to make up
with Bill White. The old man is some
thing of an Injun. At the same tim.
he is q loyal friend and ingratitude i
not in his soul.
Ed. Howe, who for years conducted
the Atchison Globe without an edito
rial department, now runs two or three
columns of editorial comment ever
day. he win next break into mutual
admiration society.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-27

In reply to the query so often PROFOUND
ed. when is the time to subsoil?" the an
swer is whenever the soil is in good con-
dition for surface blowing, says a con-
temporary. Contrary to the belief OF
many, the subsoil pillow does not bring to
the surface of the ground the lower STRAIT
UNI of SOIL but merely follows in the last
furrow made by the common stirring
pillow, loosening the under soil and allow
ing it to fall back after being aerated
and rendered loose and mellow. This ne
ing the case, the next surface furrOW
covers the SUBSIDIZED part, and the ground
is left, SO far as outward appearances
are concerned, precisely the same as IL
subsoiling had not been performed.
AS to the kinds of lands that would be
benefited by SubSoiling there is no doubt
that the greater part of western soils
belong TO TINS class. Where me sunsoli IS
composed of rock, loose gravel or sand,
subsoiling would be impossible in the for
mer. and of no benefit in the latter. But
on prairie, timber and bottom lands, where
the subsoil is of a stiff, tenacious nature,
rendered more so by repeated surface
blowing, subsoilng would undoubtedly be
highly beneficial.
the more compact the suhsoil becomes,
and every observing farmer can tell in a
moment when he is plowing, when fresh
soil is turned up. And the team, also, IS
aware of the increased depth, not only
by the increased weight of the furrow on
the mold board of the pillow, but by the
Increased resistance to the shearer in cut
ting and parting the impacted soil loos-
ened up for the first time. The great o.
ject of subsoiling is to loosen the hard,
tenacious underlying soil, 10 aerate IL, 50
that in times of extreme rainfall II Will
absorb the moisture, thus relieving the
surface soil. In seasons of drought this
supply can be drawn upon, and by means
of capillary attraction the evil effects of
drought will in a measure be obviated and
at least delayed.
The objection urged against subsoiling in
the past has been the additional labor re-
quired, the ground being practically plow-
cd twice. But inventors and manufacture
ers have not been idle, and seeing that
the necessity has arisen, and that a de-
mand would follow for subsoil plows a
combined stirring and subsoil pillow is now
being placed on the market. As explain
ed in the Iowa Homestead, already quot
ed, the subsoil attachment is secured to
the sulky or gang pillow, with one pillow
removed, in such a manner as to run in
the bottom of the preceding furrow, loos-
ening the soil to the desired depth. The
stirring pillow, following, covers the loos-
ened soil at once, and the horses are thus
prevented from tramping on the loosened
soil.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-27

il desirable unless he is turned that way
and gradually works up to II.
So far as egg production is concerned.
a vast Improvement can be made without
buying an egg or a fowl There are in
every flock of mongrel mems some good
layers. By setting only the eggs from the
best layers, the flock viii increase grad
ually in egg production. To Go this, of
course, a small yard must be provided for
the stock which is to furnish the eggs for
Matching. And in the same way the size
can be increased, wedding out from the
breeding yard all the inferior, understood
hens.
But this is long road. Like experiences
it is a dear school. 1t Is, however far a
head of giving the breeding of the fowls
no attention whatever
The advantage OF the pure bred fowl is
that. first, a breed can be selected for the
purpose in view; and, second, 1t will re-
produce its kind. If eggs alone are want
ed, some of the leghofhs or similar fowls
will suit; If q heavier body is wanted and
fewer eggs, the Plymouth Rocks will fill
the bill: If large fowls for rOasters and
winter layers are desired, the Cochlns or
Brahmas are easily procured. And any
of these old established breeds will re-
produce its kind so nearly that the casual
observer seeing hundred of them VIII
say that they Fall look alike" This SINH
larity of shape and color not only makes
them handsome, but renders them more
marketable.
Pure-bred poultry will pay any farmer in
dollars and cents as well as satisfaction,
even if he never sells fowl for breed
ing, or an egg for Matching It would not
be advisable for him to buy the fancy
high-scoring priZe-winHers of the shows,
but comparatively little money will pro-
cure good breeding birds of the same blood.
A trio of any good breed purchased this
winter should produce enough eggs in the
spring to hatch all the breeding stock
needed on an average farm the following
spring, when the mongrels could be COM
pletely weeded out. To avoid inbreeding
it would, of course, be necessary to pur-
chase a new male occasionally, or a sit
ting of eggs, and that would be the diff
ference in the, cost of the thorough-breds
and the cost of the mongFels.
If every man who raises chickens will
make an intelligent effort in that direc-
ton by the purchase of a few thorough
breds 1t will make material change in
the egg basket, as well as in the returns
from the market poultry.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-27

Farmers often have land in corn that
they wish to sow oats in, and are puzzled
as to the best plan to adopt to get the oats
in saws the Southern Cultivator. found
the following plan an excellent one last
fall and give it for the benefit of brother
farmers. The corn was laid with big
fat bed a row of peas on each side about
one foot from the corn, and the middle
nIowed out as deeply as possible. The
problem was how to SOW the oats UNIFORM
". break the land thoroughly, and yet get
II level and cover the corn stalks and pea
vines Using a good double team to a six
teen-inch solid sweep on an adjustable
stock burrows were opened as deep as the
team could pull the pillow. 1t was found
better to pull UP the corn stalks than to
ont them, and lay them in the burrows.
PIT one furrow because that was found
nv exnerjence the besO on the stalks, SOW
ed the oats, followed with four furrows;
finished off with a. siX-inch straight sho-
vel and narrowed directly across the rows:
The rows were six feet nine inches, and
required eight burrows to plow out. -Four
nIows nut in four to five acres per day,
and the team that did the opening, har-
TovUed the field and finished up in q, short
time after the blowing was done. Putting
down the stalks cost sixteen cents per
acre. The land will be greatly benehted
nv the deep breaking and turning under
If the vegetable matter.