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Evening journal., 1896-06-27
NEWS OF NEW CASTLE.
A PRerrY How-p,Ye-po.
Miss Gruvsr Declines to serve the BoarC
OF Education.

-
of Education.
New Castles school turmoil seems TO
have had but a brief sesta Secretary
Eckles, OF the Board OF Education last
night received ommunlcGtion from
Miss Gruver Of Lock Haven, Pa. aud
more excitement than ever promises to
ensue Miss Gruver declines to accept
the position of teacher In school No. 2.
whore Miss Mary il haud has been the
psdsgogue for several years
Miss Gruver's reasons accompanying her
yssignatlon--tha she considers the salary
insdsquRts and the duties not what she
had understood
Trouble Is therefore brewing for the
Board of Educatlon's meeting next
Tuesday night Friends OF the new
teacher. some Of them at least, olalm
that Miss Gruver has been interfsrred
with or that some interlopers have
stepped In between the Look Haven gifl
and her New Castle Job
Evening journal., 1896-06-27
Pecn.Inr swellInr of the Fo,t.

John Naylor. fJrsman At the Dela-
ware Iron Works, ls suffering with a
peculisr swelling Of the foot that has
thus far b. fl d the physicians Mr.
Naylor's place Is being taken at tho
works by Msssrs Lenoir and Reynolds
Evening journal., 1896-06-27
MAIL8 ARRIVE.

m.-From Wilmington, Philadelphia and
the North; From Baltimore and the South;
From the Peninsula.
and the North; From Baltimore and the
South.
$50 D. m.-From the Peninsula; From Will
mington and the North; From Baltimore
and the South.
.25 .. m.-Erom Wilmington only; From
Baltimore and the South.
MAILS CLOSE.
a.m.-F Philadelphia and Wilmingts n,
Tor the PeninAula For Baltimore and
Washington.
10. ~ =. m.--For Philadelphia and Crisfield.
railway postofice; For the Peninsula; For
the North
'p. m,-For Wilmington, Philadelphia
and the North; For TIE Peninsula; For
Baltimore and the South. (No registered
mail sent south OF Dover)
o.10 d. m.-FOr Wilmington, Philadelphia and
the North; or Baltimore and the South.
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F. esh Tarnlp Seed b bulk ~ Fraz.r's
TO Revise the uurriouIum.

Professor g w. Andrew, principal Of
the public schools will remain In town
for some time to revise the course Of
study now provided in the schools. The
work will take several days, well Into
July.
Evening journal., 1896-06-27
WILLlMIIENesToN IL.lI a 40 N.RTaERN . aAIL. y,

" hDAD. I1Inetdo Die IN eitcCt Ju . 2. 1870
Trains leave Wilmington. French street
station. for b a o junction. Montchanin,
Winterthur, Guyencourt. Grenogue, Cossert.
Chefds' Ford Junction, Pocop son. West
Chester, Fmhreville. Morto1vine, Cos atesville
and intermediate st.ti0os, daily. except Sun
day. AZ 10 a M, 2 10. 4.o6 and "a D m. Sun
For Waynesburg Junction, Springfield and
intermediate stations, daily, except sunday,
att 10 a. n., 2.l0 and 400 N. Sundays only
st sos =. IN. aud 2. 10. 4.oS p. m.
For Joanna; Bir sboro. Readirg and Inter
mediate stations. daily, except Sunday, Al
2 10 a. N. end 2.lO p. m Sunday only At s-of
a. M and2 10 D. N.
A. g. McU UAUsLAND. superintendent
BJWNESS BRIGGS. Gen Passenger Agep
Evening journal., 1896-06-27

DYER-POOLE.-On June 2l, 1895, by Rev
J. N. Butler. Camden, Nj, Eouce Dyer eno
Evening journal., 1896-06-27

Schedule III effect March 15. 1890.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON,DELb
WARE AVENUE, EAST-BOUND.
All ~ trsinS raj Illuminated with Pintscl
new YORK. week days. sos. .71A
I'll p. m. sundays, 'S-OS. 's.4s. 'lfz .. mi
81 'P5iiiILsx,S1DELfPfhIA. ls,S1 ELfPfhIA p CHESTNUT ST
STATION, week days '30s. 800, 64t
Tl5, .7.30, ,S15, s8.55. .9.Sl,. 'l0.25, ll.z0 a
Ts9. 835. 10. III D. m. Sundays. s308. 7.3Q
$50, PAS, sll25 a, m; 1920. 250, 'S1s, 4.55,
'5S2 $50, '4gs, S;29, 10, III ?; Pm, n nrp.,r
NAL week days. @2OS s7.i5, '93i a. MI
81 D. m. Sundays, F5.OS a. m, III p. m.
CHESTER, week aays, '30S, b.55, $40
as s.56, l55, So $50, .7ss. s2s 10, ii p
M Sundays, '3.08, 7.80, $50, 'li.25 a. m,
1870, $50, 's.2s, 4.b5. '5.s2. $50. '7.ss. SIS,
0ATfLRR;NrTiic <; rrii CITY. week days, ais a
m. p, '2.2s p. m. Sundays dse a. nj
CAfE MAY. week days. s7l5 a. m: 'a2o
p. m. Sundays N =. N.
BALTIMORE. AND WAss,H5ddNGroNs.
'l255, s207. 2.54, s4OS, '4.De. '6.ls .. '9l6
p. m. Sundays, 40 1.0z, 's.4S a. mi
'ifSS R2LTTMoRh i2TgMs AZ All ASSsb WY srHHr1oNs
daily, 7.02 a. m; 2.54 p. m. -.
NEWAhk, Delaware. week ossys' 80 80
lULf +t.1o Tll.uO "a. ln.f ~A4.o9f <.9ti 1tVo
s4.2O, 702 's.4s a. m; 'l2.55, 254. '45s. 7O5
PfTTsBURG, week days. 's.B a. M;
e6.l3 D. m. Sundays, s848 a. M sf.58 pm
CHICAGO. daily, s84S "a. m; l.58 pm.
CINCINNATI AND ST. LOUIS, daily,
NEW ORLEANS AND MEMPHIS via
Bristol and Chattenooga, 800 y. m, daily.
Through sleepers Washing on 70 Memphis
"Isi siNSERIY n AxlccoMMoDArIoN. wsei,
days. 702 a. M; 25i, z05, ll.l2 D. m. Sur
days, 7.O2 a. m; 2.54. 7o5 p. M
LANDENBERG ACCOMMODATION
week days, L02, 1927 a. m; 2.H, A6s y. m
supTahazXS1I ThzX1E y aARkjET Il Rij ~ gr.m M STATION.
NEW YORK, week days, $50 a. m.
PHILADELPHIA, week days. $50 q
BALTIMORE. week days. $50 a. nj
iLkNDENBERG and WAY STATIONS,
week days, 6.5e, 10.O a. M. 2.6O, 90 p. M.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA, CHEST
NUT ST. STATION, FOR WILMIntg-
TON, week days. sS.lO, 900, ss@, TO
150, 245, % so, '420, 40, s5.15, '5.H. 8. $50
.7.25, $40. 1919, lbs p. m; sundays, $40
g. .S,l5, 9, 1l.3e a. m; 'l2.z % 'lS6, LEO, '420
PHfLADELPHIA, READING TER
m. Sundays, s30, s7.55 a. m.
Telephone No. 1873.
Rates TO Western points lever than via
any other line.
q. o. sCULL General Passenger Agent
". M. GREENE. General Manager.
xr1rr.AfTNaToS AVN tE.RTHrRN RAIL
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F0R- THE aOIITII.

Southern Rallway.-7n D. m, daily
sloepers to New Orleans Memphis Tam.
pa, Asheviile and Hot Springs.
sonville, 12.5i night. daily, sleepers te
JacksonVinc
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Trains leave Wilmington as follows:
For Philadelphia leNpress), 1.J7, 2.6s, 4.20.
go 7l2 7.5o, $50. S.55, 9ss 1905 iO.1G, lbs,
n;2S, lif5 a. M; 'l2.l6, 1.3l, 305. s.ll, 5.O2
BIO 5.b6, Gas, 7.07, s06 and s.12 y. m
Accommodation. Cos. 1906 SOC. 1885 am;
l2.3S. 232 $50. b15. 7.47. and 1910 D. m
For Chester (eNpreas). l.6l. 420. CSC, 741
5Sg' As9' Ss', 1906, h25. n;55 a. m; lsl
Accommodation. Sos, 705, S06. 1886, 1.2s
a. m. 1888. 2;S2, $50 Sis, A and lo4O p.n.
5or q New Yo q 9oTF r n ls7 go 529 g s9
S'oS. s.ii. 5.o2. $40 S.5e 7o7. si2 and 1o.4o
For Boston without change. io.ls a. m;
For West Chester. via Lamokin. $50 a.
m, $3.50 u. m.
For Newark Center ana intermediate
stations, 7.3S a. m. and 6.33 y. N.
Baltimore and Washington, 43S sol.
9.ll, 1O.23 and ll.00 a. m. 1906, 12.40, ILL,
lto, $3.50. 52s, ''s.O5, 100. 7.4i $40 p. m. and
Baltimore and intermediate stations.
2.41' 4.iS Cos p. m, i2co night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad street. for
Wilmington (express), $50, 7.2O, 7.25, S.Sl.
1920, LBS "a. m. 12U9 f12.3t, LIP. 2O2, BIB
$igs 4;ol, Al, sos. $50, S5s. 6i7 e.55. ztS.
Accommodation. go, $50, 9l2, l0.S5 am;
l.2s. S.ll, 4oS, 4.S7 e.22. s-SS, 1908 and l1.Ss
~ SUNDAY TRAINS.
For philadelphia lexpress). l5I, 265, t.@,
$50. S05. 9.33. 1905. 1ii5 a. m. 1.37, 3.05, 5.02
5.b6, 7.O7 72o, 9.O6 and 9.l2 p. m.
Accommodation. 400. $40 n. m. 12.0f, lao.
4.05, 5.15 and TO- 40 p. m.
For Chester Cexpress), 1.57, 40 $50. S.55,
1905 ll.i5 a. m, iN, 1906, 5.O2, $3.50. 70I and
9.O6 D. m.
Accommodation, 200. $40 a. M. 1904. lao.
4.O5. 5l5, I25, and 1910 y, m.
For New York, L57, 2.b5, 40, 200, $50
9ss, 1905, II 45 a. M. 137, sO5, 4.O5, 5.O2. 5.bd
1Oi, a.l2 and 1910 D. m
For Boston, without change. $50 p. m
For West Chester, Via Lamokin, $50 A.
m. and b.lb p. m.
Baltimore and Washington, ABS. SOL
i0l. "a. m. l20a l249. 1.5O, 5.23. ''6.05, TAI,
S. b. m. and l20i night.
baltimore and intermediate stations
Cos d. m. and 1900 night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street. for
Wilmington (eNpress). $50, 72O, 123 am. (;
1903, i.l2, AL, 5.oS, Cos, 75S, S55, lilo, his
.. m. and 1905 night.
Accommodation. SS5. 9.12. 1886 a. m. (;
1880, 2.05, 6i0. S.3S, 1908 and n.sS p. m.
Evening journal., 1896-06-27

and II you want to ssvs youi-
self the trouble of hunting
around and want the new and
popular styles at moderate
prices for good qualities you
should at least come in and
look through Sixth and Market.
We think you will fnd just
what you want and be surprIsed
at how much you can get fer
the money you want to spend.
Our Crash Suits at 81, SO and
tS are much under the market
on price aud as good aud
stylish as you, will find any
where
Opsn evenings until July 3.
Evening journal., 1896-06-27
sTEAMBoAT-TiME TApLR.

Major Reyhold leaves New Castle daily. ex-
cept Spnday. 500 a. IN, striving At Phila-
IL O'clock Returning leaves Phila. 2. 30
arriving at New Castle At $50 y. IN.
Evening journal., 1896-06-27
RAILROADS.
Z PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
The STANDARD halfway of America

PROTECTED THROUGHOUT BY rHm
lNIHRLOCklNG SWITCH AND
BLOCK SIGNAL SYSTEM.
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TRAINS ARRIVE.

North--12 q, s.2e, lL@ a. m, sos, "A, .2S
sOutS.sSi. lS rs, II iioe q. M. "a .. M
TRAINS LEAVE.
North-e 30. 81. 9.l6, il02 a. NJ, lis. b.S6. 90.
south-s2e a. m, sos. 7.07pm.
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MARRIED.

NEW oAsTLR. JUNE a7. 1880.
Evening journal., 1896-06-27
IN rrFEcr NAY u. lsas.

WILMINGTON AND
BALTIMORE X. r.
Evening journal., 1896-06-27

JANIS T. NULLlR 4 SOE,
Clothing, 9Th s. Market Sts.,
Hats,
ShO~, Wilmington.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
KINDNESS TO HORSES.
1t Pays in Dollars and Cents to Treat
Domestic Animals Well.

1t pays in dollars and cents to be kind
TO all domestic animals. On this SUD
ject contemporary says: An ugly
temper is an expensive thing on farm;
this is especially true in the handling Of
horses. One of the most successful
breeders of driving horses who has
built up a profitable trade in family
drivers, his orders exceeding his sup
ply, says his success has been very large
ly due to the fact that he never allows
a blow or a cross word in the stable
yard or pasture.
Bad drivers make bad horses. A horse
cannot be screamed at and cursed with
out becoming less valuable in every par
ticular. TO reach the highest degree
of value the animal should be perfectly
gentle and reliable, but if it expects
every moment that it is in harness to be
scOlded and struck it will be in con-
slant state of nervousness. and in its ex-
element is liable, through fear, to do
something which is not expected. 1t is
possible to train a horse to be governed
by speaking to him almost as complete
~ sio " Nl'tllI d IhlINis anu NuSH GuuS
trained the horse reaches his highest
value. When a horse is soothed by the
gentle words OF his driver. and we have
seen him Gained down from great ex-
element by no other means, it may be
fairly concluded that the man who has
such power over him is humane man
and a sensible one.
a gentle horse is worth more than /!
would be if not gentle. What is termed
viciousDess in horses is frequently moth
ing but sheer timidty, and almost in
variably is the result of rough treat
ment. Horses would not give way to
fear when a man approaches them if
they had always been accustomed to re-
ceive kind and humane treatment.
Young colts should be taught not To
fear the approach of a human being.
They are fond of being petted, and with
constant kindness will become quiet and
docile. A nubbin of corn, handful of
grain or a little sugar offered them oc-
casionally will gain their confidence,
and they will gradually lose all fear.
The spirit of trustfulness thus inspired
end the resulting gentleness of dispo-
sition will last through life unless adj
verse influences are allowed to inter-
fere.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

kerosene in six gallons strong soap
suds was applied with force pump.
A bunch of 13 small pigs were secured
in a small Enclosure. One man worked
the pump while another sprayed, care
being taken to thoroughly wet the fore
quarters and the inside of the ears
where the lice are more abundant
Forty pigs were treated in this way.
The whole time required, including the
preparation of the emulsion, did not ex-
coed one hour. Allowing 8 cents per
gallon for oil and one cent for soap the
cost would be 141a cents. The lice be-
came inactive upon being wet, and were
found dead the next morning. Hairs
containing eggs or nits were secured
the next day and were closely watched
for some time, but they failed to hatch.
To be effectual the application must
be repeated to catch those which es-
cape and the floors and crevices of the
sly thoroughly saturated with the
preparation at intervals. Pumps and
rubber tubing can be secured at small
expense. If spraying nozzle is not
AT mana, tne JDumD heId over the end
of the tubing will be found good sub
stitute. In the illustration above,
half-grown louise, much magnified, is
shown at a. The full-grown louise is 3-16
of an inch long, or about the length of
the black line at the left of the picture
Its color is a dirty gray. The sharp
claws seen in the illustration are NOT
used to hurt the pig, but to clasp the
hairs. The food is taken through
sharp rostrum or beak. which is thrust
through the skin; B represents three
eggs; from one to half dozen may De
thus fastened to a single hair. The egg
is white with dark colored cap,
through which the young louise energies.
Farm and Home.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
HINTS FOR THE HOME LAUNDRY.

The difficulty experienced by house
keepers generally in having washing
done at home causes many who can i'll
afford the expense to send their clothes
to laundries, where inferior soap and
injurious washing fluids are used,
while if proper attention is given the
work it may be done quite as satisfac-
tOrily in the home laundry.
Assert the clothes, divide the table
and bed linen from the wearing apparel,
and the fine garments from the colored
First immense the white articles in
hot water and wash carefully with
Ivory soap. After all are taken through
the suds, put in tub, pour boiling wa
ter over them, let cool, wash out in clear
water, rinse in blue water, wiring,
starch and hang on the line. The COL
ored clothes should then be washed
in the same way, without scalding
When all are dry they should be taken
from the line, sprinllled, folded evenly
and laid in the clothes basket. The
ironing must be done with hot, clean
irons, and the clothes hung up to air
ELIZA r. PARKER.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
SECURING BICYCLE SA FETY.
Expensive Methods Adopted by
Leading Manufacturers.
The Bicycle Presents Greater Engineering
Problems Than Locomotive, and Is SO
Light That the Greatest Care Must BE
Exercised in Its Construction.

Among the thousands of men and
women who are riding bicycles to-day,
and securing untold health and pleas
IRE from the exercise, few stop TO think
what a marvellous engineering and me-
chanical triumph the modern bicycle is.
The machine seems simplicity itself,
and yet somehow unless it is of high
priced construction, and often not even
then, it will give an amount of trouble
and annoyance through breaks and
trihing defects that will rob the rider
of all the pleasure he has anticipated.
The bicycle is not simple of construc-
ton. A locomotive or a twenty-story
building presents no greater problems
to the engineer, designer and machin-
list than does this light, flying combina-
ton of steel and rubber that has come
into our lives. Few realize this, and the
result is the reckless way in which
many have invested their dollars in
what were said to be high grade BIZ
cycles, only too often to find at the end
of brief period that all that is left is
a mass of rusty junk of little or no
value, or bills for repairs that more
than double the original cost.
Every one of the nine hundred pieces
Of which the modern bicycle is con-
structed must be designed to meet with
safety the strains that will be put upon
IT; 1t must have no extra weight, or the
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
One of the Best Trains to BE Found in
the World.

"lf you will go down to the Union Station
almost any evening now you will see the
finest mail train in the United States, or
elsewhere for that NATTER said Chief Clerk
P. N. Coates of the Railway Mail Service
in charge of the Chicago and Omaha fast
mail. The cars have nearly all been re-
nf6ue15d, renovated, and painted anew.
The third set of cars is now in the Burning
ton companys shops undergoing treatment.
All the old oil lamps have been removed
and instead the entire train Of five cars is
lighted with Pintsch gas. There are seven
lamps of four burners each to each car
The cars have been furnished with new
trucks, or the old ones taken apart and re-
fitted piece by piece. All the most modern
appliances in the matter of couplings ana
air brakes help to give the flyer the best pos
slble equipment of any train eXtant
The new fast mail engine No. $50, built
especially for service on trains No. and S,
by which Uncle Sans trains on the "Q''
between Chicago and Omaha are known, has
been trained into fine service, and others of
the same pattern will soon be on the rails
improvements train now makes Omaha
in eleven and one-half hours, running 500
miles between B a. m. and 2 80 p. m.
Chief Clerk Coates says that he cannot
remember of single instance when Uncle
Sans flyer has been one minute late at the
Union Pacific transfer this year.-Chtcdqo
ITloa3le.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

When Gustavus of Sweden was be-
sieging Prague, a boor of extraordinary
aspect gained admittance to his tent,
and offered, by way of amusing his
majesty, to devour a large hog in his
presence. Old Gen. Konigsmarck, who
was in attendance, at once suggested
that the man with the Gargantuan APP
petite should be burnt as a WITCH
whereupon the boor, whose feelings
were hurt by this observation, ex-
GAINED; If your majesty will but
make that old gentleman take off his
sword and spurs, will eat him before
begin the pig" This was accom-
panied by such "hideous expansion
of the jaws and mouth that the gen.
eral, though he had given his proofs"
on many a field, turned pale, and fled
incontinently to his tent.-San Fran
cisco Argonaut.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
LIVE STOCK NOTES,

Did you ever know of dog killing q
belled sheep.
A stockman's advice is to keep a stock
scrapbook and paste into it items that
will be useful for you to remember. 1t
may save you many dollars.
superb hog feed, for any age and
almost any condition, says an exchange,
is corn, wheat and oats of equal parts,
coarsely chopped and fed any way the
hogs like it-cooked or raw, soaked or
dry.
Swamp hay and timothy hay have
about equal quantities of protein, fats
and carbohydrates; but nearly twice as
much of the timothy hay is digestible,
and hence it is worth nearly twice az
much ton for ton, as swamp hay
Journal Of Agriculturs.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
An Appropriate Name.

II wish you'd stop calling that boy
Willie he said irritaby, as he
looked up from his paper
1T does seem rather odd to call a
college boy 'Willie,'" she admitted
II suppose l ought to call him WHIP
or William but mother ought to be
excusable for holding to the diminu-
tive as long"
"'Will' wouldn't suit me any better
than Willie" he answered. Il heard
from some more of the Harvard trades
men to-day, and l want something
appropriate. Suppose you call him
plain Bill. Chicago Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
FARM AND GARDEN.
FIGHTING HOG LICE.
1t Calls for Eternal Vigilance and Lots {
Careful Work.

1t Calls for Eternal Vigilance and Lots of
Careful Work.
But few farmers, where hogs are
raised in large numbers, will need to be
told the nature and habits of the hog
louise, illustrated below. At the Iowa
experimental station some infested
swine were made the subject of expert
ment by the entomologist, Mixtures of
kerosene and lard, and lard and sui
phur, as ordinarily recommended for
parasites on domestic animals, were
first tried, but this application PROVED
a tedious operation where many as
mails were to be treated, especiall1H
not more than ordinarily tame. A kerr
osene emulsion consisting of six parts
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

For instance, Continued experiments
IN steel for tubing have enabled the
Pope Company to produce bicycle
tubes that are from two to three times
as strong as those used by others, and
thus to reduce the percentage of broken
frames in their bicycles to almost moth
ing
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
Mammal Mistake.

Seaside Guest-Why didn't you send
an attendant to help me out of that
Turkish bath in which l spent all
night?
Proprietor-Turkish bath, sir! That
was your room. Philadelphia North
American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

SEND ten cents silver for sample box DR..
Bailey's celebrated Liver Pills. Fifty pills
for 25c. Agents wanted. Excelsior Chemi-
cal Co, Lock Box COS, Rochester, n. Y.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

DE only trouble bout havin' patience
under provocation," said Uncle Eten, lis
dat dess ez soon ez er man gifts CIR reppyta-
ton fob it, ebrybody seems anxious ter
glib i'm er chance ter show off."-Wa shing
ton Star
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

trombonetn "No part of the body, my
dear" Eyes, it is, because it says in the
paper here that last night, while returning
from the symphony concert, Prof. Gridel
fell and broke his trombone
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

MAN wants but little here below,
AS some one said before,
But when he gets it, don you know,
He wants a little more.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

EXPLOSIONS Of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of HOre hound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17
NATURAL slippers-Eels.

A TEACHER said to little girl at school:
"If a naughty girl should hurt you, like a
good girl you would forgive her wouldn't
youl" Eyes, ma'am,' she replied, eff 1
couldn't catch her."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

Mrs. HoMEsPUN, who has a hard time
every morning TO get her young brood out
of their beds says she cannot understand
why children are called 'the rising genera
tiOn."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

WHAT is the difference between the man
who cuts off the end of his nose and boy
who has just finished his task? One les
sens his nose, and the other knows his les
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

MABEL was visiting her friends, the Bur
tons, in the country, and soon developed
propensity for wandering off by herself.
Several times Mr.. Burton found her and
brought her home, and finally she remarked
to his wife, disgustedly: "Does Mr.. Bur
ton tag you around all the time, the way he
does met shouldn't think you could stand
1t to be married to him.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

If an Indian takes cold he is liable to
have the whooping cough.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

"How can you stand the country, Julial
Haven't you any objections to cows"
Eyes. However, that wouldn't mar my
pleasure; but the cows seem to have objec-
tions to me-"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

FITS stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of Dr.. Klines
Great Nerve Res orer Free 81 trial bottle
Y treatise. DIR. KLINE. 1913 Arch st. Phila Pa.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

well, may hope then, dearest, that
at some time may have the happiness
of making you my wife?"
Yes, l hope so, l am sure" she re-
piled; Pm tired of suing fellows for
breach of promise. Texas Sitter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

THE latest "wrinkle" in cuffs is caused by
the heat.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1896-09-17

THERE'S the bicycle face, and the bicycle
back,
W tn its queer, altitudinous curve:
And the bicycle tongue, in the middle
hung,
And the scorcher's bicycle nerve.
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