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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-10

II q woman II rich and has coarse
features they are referred to ~ being
strongly marked"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-06-10

When women "puts two AMI two
together" the result is always more
than four.
A person under the firm persuasion
that he can command resources vlrtu-
ally has them.
If you pay a school teacder com
pIiment she will not observe the gram
matical errors.
If did not require much OF phil
osOpher to discover that all rich willows
are handsome.
Marriage Is failure when the man
handles all the assets and the woman
all the liabilities.
Every day we realize how comforta-
BILE we Jog along without something
that the day bsfOre we were persual
ed we couldn't live without.
Much of the trouble in this country
happens because men take too much
time to make money aud too little to
enjoy 1t
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
Thursday with His Honor.

Justice Johns roll-call yesterday morn
ing was short one, and reminded ore
very much of the proverbial short horse
Daisy White (colored). charged with
stealing a lot Of clothing and 81 of Uncle
Sans currency. was sent down for sixty
days.
In the case Of William Page (colored).
charged with striking an officer and re-
sisting him i'm the discharge of mis- duty,
the accused was fined $25 and costs.
The case of Polly Finney, on charge or
breaking into the blacksmith shop Of
A. T.. Quarles and stealing lot of 1orse-
shoes. was continued until this morning.
Nine tramps were before his Honor Tor
trespassing on the property Of the Ctos-
apeake and Ohio Railroad Company, and
were ordered TO leave town on penalty Of
having the pleasure of cleaning out
Shockoe creek
Thomas Kane and Charles Rosser, two
knight tourists were sent TO jail Tor
fifteen days. charged with being Migrants.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
THE NEW BuRLEsQUE TONIGHT.
"in Gay New York" VIII FIJI Brief
Enhancement nj the Academy.

The chief feature OF the midsummer
theatrical season In New York was the
new burlesque produced at the Casino. en-
titled. '1n Gay New York." which held
the boards FOR more than 100 nights, ana
was only withdrawn on account of pre-
vious arrangements made for Its tour OF
the principal cities under the direction oil
klaw q Erlanger. Its engagement at the
Academy OF Music In this city opens TO-
night, and will close with matinee ana
evening performances on Saturday.
In the. hands of Hugh Morton and Gus
tave Kegker, author and composer re-
spectiveiy. the burlesque was designed TO
be review OF the past season. In It's
formg tIon, however II took on wider
scope and developed rare possibilities for
the Offering OF bits of original comedy
farce. burlesque. travesty, vaudeville, ana
spectacle, and these complex parts are so
in.aniously interviewer as TO make
hand some piece OF dramatic tapestry. va
regated in hue intricate in pattern, nut
commercially harmonious In its entirety.
company of seventy persons will engage
IN the performance.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
SUNDAY AT. SECOND CHURCH.
DIR. Whitman to Preach ard Christ
mas Music 10 he Sung.

The Second Baptist church is 10 be
congratulated upon securing DR.. b. t.
Whitman. president of Columbian Uni
versity Of Washington, to fill its pulpit
next Sunday. DR.. Whitman preached for
this church during the late meeting Of
the Baptist General Association, and all
who heard him then will recall with de-
light his masterful discourse. This emil
nent educator and grand preacher will
preach at the Second church at II A. NJ.
and Z. NJ. tomorrow.
The Christmas music at this church
will be sung tomorrow. The morning
programme is as follows:
NoluntaTy-The Harps Of Gold, c. A..
Ravens.
Doxology.
Lords Prayer. chanted.
Hymn-'It Came Upon Midnight
Clear"
Scriptures.
Anthem with accompaniment for vio-
Inns. harp. and organ. I'm a Manger Re-
Ginning" by c. a. Havens.
Prayer
Hymn-Joy to the World.
Offertory-"Christian Awake" accom-
paniment for harp and organ, George w.
Warren.
Sermon.
Hymn-"Angels from the Realms OF
Glory"
At the night service several Christmas
carols and the anthem. "In a Manger
Reclining" viii be sung The quartette
choir consists Of Mrs. Walter G. Mercer.
soprano; Miss Erna Bass contraltO; Mr..
Walter c. Mercer tenor; DR.. w. Ralph
Clements. bass Organst, Mr.. Herbert l..
Reese; Director, Mr.. Walter c. Mercer.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
THERE WAS NO "EAsT-END FIGHT"
Mayor and Chief satisfied There was
only n Boxing Bout

Mr.. L. Dalton. president of the indie
pendent Amateur Athletic, Association
called on Mayor Taylor and Chief-of-
Police Howard yesterday afternoon to
explain away any wrong impression that
might have been made as TO the nature
and objects of his association. by publi-
cations made i'm certain of the city pa
pers. MI Dalton was accompanied by
Mr. G.. w Owens. one Of the principals
in the boxing contest, which took place
last Tuesday night, and was reported
exclusively in the Dispatch. Mr.. Dalton
convinced the officials that the club was
organized simply and solely for the pur-
poses Of recreation. exercise, and social
intercourse anu that the bOXlng-bouts,
which take place in the club every Mon
day night. and are free and open to the
public. as Well as the press, are nothing
more or less than friendly. scientific ex-
hibitions. These facts were all -npha-
sized in the Dispatch last Wednesday,
and Mayor Taylor and Major Howard
neither of whom had contemplated taking
any aggressive steps-not only assured
the young men that they would not be
disturbed in any way whatever, but con-
scented TO attend the next boxing exhibit
ton. which takes place on Monday night
There Is absolutely no concealment in
regard to the operations OF the club. and
the Dispatch reporter who witnessed the
contest last Tuesday was not only pro-
vided with a point Of vantage. but was
furnished with q brief history of the or
ganization and a list OF its officers The
tenor Of the article in the Dispatch was
quite unmistasable. 1t stated emphati-
cally. that 'ths match was but a friendly
boxing-bout. conducted upon the highest
plane of amateur sport" There was no
suggestion Of prize-ight, or Of any
evasion Of the law. 1t was left for an
other morning paper. which did not con-
tain an account Of the exhibition the
morning after its occurrence. as the Dis
patch did. TO designate the event as IAN
East-End Fight" and call the attention
Of the State and city authorities to t..
There was. as a matter of fact. no prize
fcht." and there was nothing in the Dis
patch's publication TO indicate that there
was.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
HARKlN MAYNOTC0ME
THE GOVERNOR HAS NOT YET
SIGNED REQUIsIrION PAPERS.
IS CONSIDERING THE MATTER.
He Thinks. However. That the Cost
of sending for the Aecuscd VIII he
Too Great. md Way Not H. War
ranted by the offence Committed.

A.P Harkin, the man who 30 cleverly
swindled Mir. Isaac May. the Broad-street
shoe merchant, out Of $50. and Is now a
prisoner in the Tombs,, at New YORK.
awaiting the arrival of an officer and pa
pers from this city, may escape punish
ment.
Sergeant-Detective Alexander Tomin-
son. who was detailed 10 so for Harkin'
had made all preparations to depart on
the o'clock train last night. but the
Governor did not issue the requisition yes
terday. and II is difficult to say now
whether Mr.. Tomlinson will 40 after his
prisoner at all.
Sergeant Tomlinson encountered in the
outset some difficulty in getting his ex-
tradition papers made out for the reason
that there was no Clerk OF the Hus''hss
Court. and the law requires that oihciai
10 fiji out and sign the papers This dini-
Guilty was finally overcome when MT
Christian was appointed Clerk. and the
papers we're fixed and the Sergeant car
ried them 10 the Governor. His Excel
leney sent for Mr.. MAY. and had long
talk with him. as result OF when ne
took the matter under consideration
Harkin is charged in the papers Win
forgery and MIR May depends on the
bogus telegram that the alleged traVeillns
man presented 10 him 10 prove thls
charge. The Governor was somewhat
doubtful OF the ability OF the common
wealth TO prove forgery and as the Inert
of $50 is merely petty larceny, he said ne
did not feel that he ought to put the
state 10 the expense of sending for har-
kin II he could only be convicted of petty
larceny. -
Mr.. May is anxious that the man shaiI
be brought to justice. ana he orered 10
put up bond TO reimburse the STATE Io'
it's expenditures II Larkin was not con-
vicied of forgery The Governor declined
10 accept this proposition, though lie
will probably make known his decision TO-
day. as the New York authorities VIII
not hold Harkin much longer.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
1T CAN'T BE DONE.
No One Can Remain Well, No Chronic
Disease Can BE Cured Unless the
stomach IL First Made Strong and


This is plain because every organ in the
body depends on the stomach for its nour-
isbment. Nerve, bone. sincw blood are
made from the food which the stomach
converts TO our use.
How useless to treat disease with this.
that and the other remedy and neglect the
most important of all-the stomach.
The earliest symptoms Of indigestion are
sour risings. bad taste in the mouth, gas
In stomach and bowels, palpi alton, all
gone feeling. faintness, headaches. con-
situation; later comes loss Of flesh, con-
surntion. liver and heart troubles, kid
nev diseases. nervous prostration, all OF
which are the indirect results Of poor
nutrition.
ANY person suffering from Indigestion
shonid make it a practice TO take after
Zach meal one OF Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets allowing II 10 Dissolve in the
month and thus mingle with the saliva
aud enter the stomach in the most ma
turaI way. These Tablets are highly re-
,onmended by Dr. JennisOn, because
they are composed OF the natural digestive
ocids and fruit essences which assist the
stomach in digesting all wholesome food
befere II has time 10 ferment and sour.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold by
druggists. full sized packages. at 80 cents.
THY are also excellent for invalds and
children. 4 book on stomach diseases and
thousands of testimonials Of genuine
cures sent free by addressing Stuart Com
pany, Marshall. Mich.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
THE RICHMOND DIspArCH-FRIDAY DECEMBER is, 1896.

question was ably discussed on the af-
frmative by Mcssrs. stafford. Drew. and
Gayle. and on the negative by Mcssrs.
Mooklar. Skipwlth. and Johnson. The
question. was decided in favor Of the
Affirmative.
The following are the officers OF this
association: President. +. u. English
N.ce-Prcsident, Arthur Van Buren,; Sec
rotary. Claude NJ. Dean; Treasurer, J. II.
Mercer.
After the literary exercises the asso-
citation resolved Itself into a moot-court,
before which court any and all viola
lions of the constitution and bylaws
and rules OF the association are tried.
Tho association will meet again next
Wednesday night at S:15 o'clock.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
YORK-RIYER LINE VIA WEST POINT
THE FAvoRITE ROUTE NORTH.

LEAVE RICHMOND.
s:05 L. NJ, No. TO- LOCAL EMPRESS.
Mondays, Wednesdays, aud
Fridays. for West Point
and intermediate stations
Connects with stage az Lester
Manor for Walkerton; also, at
West Point with steamers for
Baltimore. Stops at all sta
4:s5 p. NJ. No. is. BALTIMORE LIMIT
ED. daily, except Sunday, Tor
West Point. there making
close connection Mondays.
Wednesdays. and FRIDAYS
with steamer for Baltimore.
500 A. NJ, No. Ae, LOCAL MIXED
Leaves daily, except Sunday.
from Virginia Street Station
for West Point and inter-
mediate stations.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT RI iMoND.
oil A, NJ, Daily.
1919 A. NJ, Mondays. Wednesdays. and
Fridays.
500 p. NJ. Daily. except Sunday, from
West Point and intermediate
stations.
Steamers leave West Point at 600 p. NJ.
Mondays Wednesdays, and Fridays
Thursdays. and Saturdays.
Ticket Office at station, foot OF Virginia
street. Open from A; NJ to T.. NJ. and
city ticket office. so3 east Main street.
]. NJ. CULP w. A. TURK.
w. ii. GREEN. General Superintendent.
Washington, ID. G.
j C. HORTON. Travelling Passenger
Agent. go east Main street. Richmond.
Va no
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
"Tarsus" the Next Theme.

Rev. Or. Hoge having concluded his
lectures on the Seven Churches Of Asia
Minor began Wednesday night IN his
lcctuge-room q series on the Apostolic
Church. more particularly in relation TO
Paul's missionary work. His theme was
Antioch Judge George l.. Christian read
the preliminary essay. which was an ex-
oeptonally able paper. Or. Hoge's dis
course was instructive and charming.
Next Wednesday night "Tarsus" viii be
the theme
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
A TLANTIC-COAsr LINE
SCHEDULE
no
TRAINS L.

SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE SUNDAY
NONTMRER D.. ISL
TRAINS LEAVE kiCHMDAD-Ir..
DEPOT
900 A. NJ, Arrives PETERSBURG lr 10
Norfolk ll.-5 A. ~ er
&c Peter burg Nllar.r. ~
Suffolk, VA.
9:O5 A. NJ, Arrives Petersburg sf A %
Weldon 1886 A. So Fa.,-..
Vile 4la p. 81. N.....
1920 u. 81. Savanna. RIA
NJ. jacksonville r.
Port Tampa $40 d g
Connects az Wilson nHh g.
A.. arriving G0lsl.rl.
NJ, Wilmington -f 3 \
Pullman Sleeper Sew iors .
jacksonville
2.55 p. NJ, local. arrives Petersburg fu
4. NJ. Makes all stUIe
5:SoP. NJ, Arrives Petersbqrs 5ls J. a.
Makes all loc. 'cnf RI.
mond and PETERSBURG -s.r..l
7.s0 p. NJ, Arrives Petersburg Egi p. 10
connects with Norfolk
Western Tor Norfolk s-I
intermediate POINTS, o..
poria $40 Connects vt.
4. and d. for stations t.,H..
EmpCrla ana LHle
Weldon 9A. T. 3D. flr.H..
willie 1901 A. VI. Charleston q
A. ~. savannah s5 A. b.
Jacksonville p. ST. Irt
Tampa 9a5 J.. So
NEW LINE TO MIDDLE
GEORGIA POINTS arriving
Aiken 7.22 a. ST.. Aguu
a. NJ. Macon ~ A M Artr.
"a l2lS =. 81 Pullman .arss
New York to N..nr
Charleston. Jacksonville. Ft
Tampa, AIKEN. Augusta lrI
to.5o p. NJ. Arrives Petersburg ur p
NJ. Lyuchburg A ID. ..
n0ke 5.30 A. N H..sf0. .a a.
NJ Pullman-s -erlg B.lauli
10 LynCn0lre
1o.aeA NJ. Arrives PETERSBURG 800 a. N.
Weldon 1855 s.. N. Hr'al
400 a. ~, Ra.e.el 500 a d..
TlbertOn 2Ui ID. 3d. A'Ilrfl
4.g -. ~ FIImrr--l r..,
Washington O. At
lsAINs ARRIVE RfCiIONp
400 A. NJ, From Jacksonf.lr. 81 arr
Charleston. Atlanta Na
Augusta. and all points
GINA NJ. Atlanta. Athens I.
Lynchburg. anl tle hrs-
e.25 A. NJ. Petersburg Local
1t.o5 A. NJ. Norfolk. SuLllk. and Pcu-.
emp NJ. Jacksonvine, savanna
Charleston, " J lugt n
Goldsboro, ana 90 pan
7ooP.M.. N Srfl,i sanok. Wlgy
and Petersburg.
s50P. NJ, Petersburg. Lynchtrrg. 90,
T. ~ EMERSON.
JR KENNY, Traffic MANAGE
General Manager. ..........
no 10 Division Passenger agent
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18

The Williams Law Association OF Rich
mond College. which Il composed of
the students OF the law class. held a
very large and enthusiastic meeting
Wednesday night at the college The
question debated was
Resolved, That an educational qualifi-
cation should be required Of voters" The
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
A IIapdsOme Gift.

The president OF the German-American
Ladies Aid Association received through
Mr.. G. 7. Brown. manager OF the Port
ner Brewing Company check for SIS,
10 be used for their hospital work. The
ladies highly appreciate this generous
GIFT. anl wish 70 extend TO Mr.. Portner
tier hcdgticst thanks
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
nAY-LINE JAMEs-RIvER ROUTE.

REDUCED RATES.
BEST PASSENGER AND FREIGHT
ROUTE BETWEEN RICHMOND
AND THE NORTH. VIA THE
ANT AND FAST
STEAMER VIRGINIA,
COMMENCING SATURDAY. JULY IS.
1896
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
RAILROAD LINES

mn f
u a ssE ..ss ga,s,
RICHMOND, FREDERlcpser
- AND POIONAc KAILeotnobJR1
SCHEDULE IN EFFECr I'D
~, Leave " BYRD-srREEr sr,~,,.
wv "A. NJ. Daily. f0r ALTON
points North g. e.t "a
ashland, 1ayiorg.'. L...'
nyihet Gen. nal.l .ftaI
Mogdsiane, Calnoa .'
Itfiehhb4TT N.,i ii.r
,o.oo =, " l4e"ater plIir.r M
i-'W a. nAlf. except sI-l
mashlngtOn ard n0irf.l,. -
s1gys az Eita cr. .t
Ashiand, ID Hlu
IeaeIlcksburG Hr,,,,
Nlle~dtcr parrr.r.. Ord
connects win Conc. fH
-,- a., Iamlted no W sghIr.,
40 T. NJ Daly for Na.fr,t
points North s.- fr.
Ashland, boswell ,r.
hfederickshurg Tr-.
WileWafef arf 1fr.- l
sunday Slffrrr Dbl.
20 New YORK 'tf
ARRIVE BYRD-srRCEr STATIC.
$40 a. NJ. Daily, Stops 40 We.
hf0oKe. fe.srcsst.-,
toil dos sell hf.. a.
llba, and Other r.., ..t
qpa 'yys,,o sleeper. NeF Y.r[ I.
2:45 p. u. Daily. except S.rt- d,
az whitewater Brook -
rLcksDurg, SUNNI
Wo1dslare MHf-f
Ruthcr Glen. boswell
vile, Ashland Glen 'H
Eloa farlr-car f-..
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
N NV RaIfGIs@:Wlse .5t
1920 Schedule in EJECT
NOVEMBER s. ISL

NV y AHHFf
LEAVE RICHMOND. BYRD-sTHL1'
STATION. .......t
900 A NJ Dsfv-Kichmord ans Nof
NESTIBULE LIMllLl Nd
cOnd- class tickets hot a.-'t
Coz A NJ 3 1n ,h'S Tile CHICAGO ~.
PRESS" for Lyncaol Nlt
nOke, Columbus al- M.
cago' Pullman Sleeper ~,
nOke 70 Columbus, A''- ...
Radford. Bristol hnlNt,.st,
Chattanooga. ana inteiiAe''-
zap n baiiSs' for Norfolk. s.i''A
and intermediate stations an.
,O.so y NJ Daily Tor lynchtuls 81
Roauol<e Connects az Is IA
with Washington ana .e'..-.
nooga Limited PullmiN
ers Roanoke 90 Mempa'
p1,,,N, NeSt iEEPER between Rlch.
MOND and LYNCHBUkG, seS1s ef.susl
cuuancy al Z. NJ. also. INtiN"" '
Petersburg TO Roanoke. ,,,,, fyrch.
Trains arrive Richmond tiNih .rl
burg and the West daily so A., ne
ga p NJ. From Norfolk and the A."'p III
A NJ. and Nestibuled lAWi'e1'
ONCE: IS Main s"RSs'W COURTNEY,
District Passenger AseN"
W h BENlLL .,,
General Passcners Ae,nl
General Offices Roanoke Va
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18


SCHEDULE IN EFFECT DEC. l. 1870
IhAINS LEAN T. RlChMONDl "a.
200 A. NJ. No. II. Southern Express
daily TO Atlanta, Augusta, and points
South Sleepers Richmond 10 Dan
vile, Greensboro. Salisbury, Shdt-
lotte, Columbia, and Augusta. sleep
er open at $3.50 p. NJ.
Connects at Danville with the
Washington and Southwestern yes
ers TO Asheyille, Hot Springs, Chatta-
nooga, Birmingham, Memphis. New
Orleans, and Tampa also, nrst-class
day coach between Washington anu
Memphis Connections are made Tor
all points IN Texas and California.
Sleeper open for occupancy cat s'S0
Z. NJ.
1900 noon. No. 3 solid train daily, for
Charlotte n G. Connects at Nose
ley with Farmville and Powhatan
railroad. At Keysville FOR CIarks-
VILE. oxford, Henderson. and Dur
ham. and az Greensboro for Dur
ham. Raleigh, and Winston-Salem;
States Fast Mail. solid train. daly
for New Orleans and points South.
which carries sleepers Washington
to Galveston. New York 10 Atlanta.
and New York 10 Jacksonville; also.
Pullman tourist sleeper every Satur-
day Washington TO san Francisco
GOO y. NJ, No Il. local. daily except sun
day. for KeysyIlle and intermediate
TRAINS ARRIVE AT RICHMOND.
$40 p. n From Atlanta and Augusta.
$40 a NJ. from Keysville.
LOCAL FREIGHT TRAINS.
Nos. 81 and g.. between Manchester and
Neapolis, Va.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18

orders for printing sent to the Dispatch
Company. will be given prompt attention.
and the style OF work and prices will be
sure TO please you.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18

n. ST. yoHs. yies.Prssidsrt aui esserI aaasr' f.
VIZ a,BEE, General Superintendent
s-vh eIoyyR ID ADDISON.
Ne w. !" ic.s,, n.n..s,. coed fa''r AZ
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18

The TIP % tHI5 EtsaHSI aIIOTds a most
Chssaneake Bay. passing Dutch Gap. Rer
mnaa Hundred City Point Newport
News Hampton. and Old Point. and
through Hampton Roads The service Of
farsd is unsurpassed In every particular
large and luxuriantly furnished salocns
and state-rooms, heated by steam, az
iighted by electricity.
Tickets sold TO all points North, East.
and West, and baggage checked to desti-
nation. State-rooms reserved upon appll-
cation IN person at the company's office,
steamer. For further information apply
10 II. NJ. BOYKIN
Az 70 - General Asanf-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-12-18
TUESDAY. THURSDAY. AND sATUR.
MONDAY, WEDNESDAY,. AND FRI.

Lv. Rev York r. * u X. R)..ii 30 A. NJ.
Lv' Philadelphia (B. & o. r. r.. 1888 p. NJ
Lv. Phn,delphia lP. x, Ro...... ll2 p ~
" BALTIMORE bay Line) ...... 400 p. M.
Morris tribune., 1896-02-12
The Proper Time

When the most benefit is to be derived
from a good medicine, is early in the
year This is the season when the body
is tired, weakened organs and nervous
system yearn for building-up medicine
like Hoods Sarsaparilla. Many wait
for the open spring weather and. in fact,
delay giving attention to their physical
condition so long that long siege of
sickness is inevitable To rid the sys-
tenn of the impurities accumulated dur
ing the winter season, to purify the
blood and to invigorate the whole sys-
tom, there is nothing equal to Hoods
Sarsaparilla. Don't put it off, but take
Hoods Sarsaparilla now. 1t will do
you good. Read the testimonials pub
lisned in behalf of Hoods Sarsaparilla,
all from reliable, grateful people. They
tell the story.
Morris tribune., 1896-02-12
She Didn't Sail.

A Liverpool lady had an unpleas-
ant experience recently She was
about to sail by one of the Atlantic
liners for New York, and she left
one trunk to be packed the morning
of her start. They called for it
about 6 a. M. She protested, but
the men declared it was her last
chance to get it on the steamer.
The poor little woman was half
blind with sleep. She got up and
flung the things into the trunk
towels, tides, books, anything that
came to hand. Then she sat on the
trunk, got it locked, popped into
bed and was fast asleep before they
got it out of the room.
In due time she awoke with just
an hour or so to get her bath and
breakfast and get down to the
wharf, and then she found that she
hadn't living stitch to her back
but the nightgown she stood in She
went on her knees to the chamber
maid, she offered any money for an
ulster and veil, she begged the
landlord for his macintosh and a
pair of boots-anything anything,
and she arrived at the wharf in time
to see the vessel sail out of the dock.
Her trunks-oh, they got off right
but she herself was left be-
hind. London Telegraph.
Morris tribune., 1896-02-12
A HAPPY FAMILY.

Once there was a little girl
namcd Verna and she had some
dolls that lived with her in the
playhouse. There was Rebecca
the mamma, Nurce Sally, lady Is
abel, baby Ruth, boy Tom and lit
4 'e Fairy the sweetest of all. She
a ID pet bird it would sing sweet
$ ngs when Verna was dressing
4lse dolls for the day and put them
an their places.
Iona B. KAzEL ToLLIFsoN, age 6.
Morris tribune., 1896-02-12

We have as lfice little town as
in this county can be found, to
start creamery. We have cows
as fine as silk, that yield the rich
est kind of milk, just what they
like in creamery. And we have
the men who have the tin, and
think to use it is no sin, to build a
creamery, in Hancock.
Morris tribune., 1896-02-12
From Our Young Friends.
THE DOG.

My dog, uame is Jip. He is a
hound ami tie likes to chase deer's
and beast. He is very large and
has long brown hair. He can run
and swim very fast. A dog is USE
fnlin every way and is found all over
tie world. in the north he draws
people and i'll cities he watches his
masters goods and in the wood
chasing deer's. On farms herding
cattle or sheep. When mastif
is a puppy it has very large head
and small body. In the woods
little boys are herding cattle with
dogs and they bring them their
dinners. The woods are very
pleasant places, and it is fun to go
berrIn Ill the woods.
JOHN DUDLEY, age IL.
Morris tribune., 1896-02-12

Chokio seems to be on a regular
boom lately. Mr.. Hill, of Donnelly,
and Andy Fritsch are both building
meat markets, and last but not least
is Sam Larson, who has started to
build large addition to his estab-
lishment. 1t is also expected that
several other buildings will be put
up in the near future.