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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-06-20
FULL
COUNT
PRIN ING

IN recent job we printed the outside
= and another printer printed the in
side. Our customer said: "Didn't YOU
print more than 3,oco?" Ans. "Not
more than 20 over" Customer: eve
had $50 of yours left over" Natural de-
duction: the other fellow gave short
count. That's the kind of competition
that makes friends for us. He cheated
the customer out of nearly 10 per cent.
of the JOB.
We give you just what we charge you
for every time.
THE THURSTON PRINT
81 t-2 EXCHANGE STREET
PORTLAND. ME.
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EOR SALE-First class house, - rooms
IL with bath, hot and cold water and all
modern conveniences; located on Congress
choice location for physician a good bar
gain. W. H. WALDRON 81 CO., 1SO Middle
street. T-1
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., brakemen and
w motormen, and in fact every one else
to know that 1 can make their uniforms and
suits at prices from $14 to $40, and satsfac-
ton guaranteed. f. NJ. WATKINS, MorrrilPs
SOrnef, DeerInG. y7-3
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ITO LET FOR THE SUMMER-FLraished
l. very desirable fiat of rooms and hath
new and all modern convenient es, on line OF
Spring street cars. Terms reasonable. Ap-
ply to BENJAMIN SHAW, 571s Exchange
street. 10
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EOR SALE-New two story house and
for $3.50; also new six-room cottage and
1000 feet of land on same street for S1375.
Terms OF payment easy as rent. Modern con-
yeniences, fine location, high land Inquire
forenoons of C. r. Dalton, ASA Congress
street, afternoons on the premises. i'll
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Salt Rheum Case.
THOMAS WYANT, 365 Mon
roe Street, Brooklyn, N. Y,
writes I:
November 27, 1895.

November 27, 1895.
"SALvA-cRA is the best friend |
I have had for six years. Having been
sufferer for that length of time
with Salt Rheum, and after trying
almost every remedy known, without
getting any relief, l tried box of
{ SALvA-cEA, and can honestly say
was cured before using the entire
box"
In advertising SALvA-cEA
we mention nothing but facts.
We do not say it will do
things that it will not do, and
the public appreciate this.
It is the best remedy for
piles, alterations, old sores,
skin irritation, chilblains,
colds, and nasal catarrh.
Two sizes, rs and 50 cents per box.
AT druggists, or by mail.
Far deeS-seatcd pain and s-ieumatisnr of
the Joiasts Salva-cea, Extra Strong"
Sold in fins, at rs cea,ts each.
THE BRANDKErH Co., 274 Canal ST., NY.
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EF YOUR WATCH KECK

WE will take the kick out OF it and make 1t
W keep good time. Mainsprings Toe. clean
ing 100; handspring and cleaning combined
81 30; all work frstclass. MCKINNEY. Tho
Jeweler, Monument Square. jan15tf
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WANTED.

Forty words inserted under this head |
one week for rs cents. cash in advance.
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WANTED-Board and room at Peaks Island
within five to ten minutes walk from Forest
city Landing. Address stating terms. ETC.,
r. A. AMES, 80 Howe ST., Lewiston, Me.
1R-1
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EoR sALE-Wood. so cords of the hest
a cleft. hardwood at So per cord. Apply
to JOHN DALOT, 456 Commercial street,
State Street wharf 17-2
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ROOMS AND BOARDING. 40 Browp street
AZ has changed HANDS and in future will be
kept as first class house. The house has
been thoroughly renovated, new foundation
added, and all who appreciate an orderly
clean house please call on MRS WHITNEY,
15-I
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TNO LET-House No. Ill Clark street. con-
n tanning 8 rooms and bath room Price
$500, water extra. House 100 Clark street
with rooms and bath room. Price including
water, $780, N. s. GARDINER, 1856 Middle
street, Room 4. III
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ERED T. LUNT, 235 Middle street. will
= make to order stylish suits from $40 to
$40. Pants from Sc to $40. jelS-I
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Falmouth, Waits Landing. Fur
y nished cottages, rents S75 to S125 for
the season, beautiful view, good boating,
sort water and pure spring water, large
premises or address E. T. MERRILL, care of
steamer Madeleine, Portland, Me. III
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nor SALE-Building lots at Oakdale. The
Deer1ng Land Co. offer for sale on favor
able terms desirable building lots on Forest
Avenue, Falmouth Fessenden, Pitt, William,
c. ADAMS, Treas, 81 Exchange street
ie1eOWk 20wk
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r OST-On June 18th between the hours of
IA and p. M, child's gold bowed spectacles.
betwte en- Bramhall St. and Rines Bros, by way
of Cumberland and Casco SITS. Leave at No.
81 Bramhall and receive reward. 1871
DICKED UP ADRIFT-Near Trundy's reef
i small row boat. Owner can recover
by proving property and paying charges
Apply to JOHN III. PEABLES, Cape Eliza
beth. Ill
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FOR SALE.

NHE SUBSCRIBER offers the following real es-
j. tate, situated on Peaks Island The dwell
ing house formerly owned and occupied by
Henry Trefethen, situated on Island Avenue.
is TWO stories. with slated roof all finished
cemented cellar and imperfect or
der; there is about eight acres Of land, all or
lots of land on various parts OF the island,
adapted for cottage lots, which will be sold at
reasonable prices ii applied for soon.
GEO. TREFETHEN. Trustee,
may23d4w 1872 Commercial ST., Portland,
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FREiI FARM FOR SALE-11 acres superior
biackberries. raspberries and Strawberries. IL
acre apparatus, house 10 rooms in perfect re-
par, ample ontbuildings; in thriving village
W. H. WALDRON & CO., 1870 Middle street
I9-l
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ITO LET-An up stairs rent of rooms, 6
u on fiat, sun all day, to a family of
adults; price SIS. 143 Franklin street, C. /.
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EfoR SALE-One Chickering Grand Piano in
peilect order and tone, suitable for hall,
!ycstry or residence, Will be sold at bargain
II appIeId for soon, at Piano Ware Rooms.
.: +. WHEELWRIGHT 548 IL Congress ST.,
corner YAK. 1871
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MARRY NE ARRABELLA
LOST AND FOUND.

Forty words inserted under this head
one week for rs cents. cash in advance.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-06-20

II .OST-Betwesn the Preble House and 80
~ State Street. heart shaped gold watch
charm. The finder will be suitably rewarded
upon leaving the same at 80 STATE STREET.
1871
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-06-20

Two LET-Cottage of nine rooms at Pine
a Point. Cottage pleasantly situated and
Pine Point, Me. 1871
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I1OR SALE OR TO LET-House and lot at
Il Yarmouth, situated on the Lower
Road" between Yarmouth and Portland:
two story frame house with l., in good re,
pair; fine orchard and u well Of purest
water, which never fails. The site is ele-
waited and the view OF Casco Pay exception
person of CAPT. JOS. YOUNG, at Yarmouth,
Me. ie4-1mo
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SUMMER RESORTS.

Forty words inserted under this head
ono week for rs cents. cash in advance.
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W LEI-At South Portland, two tenements,
large ana roomy, furnace, Sebago water,
DaIns, ete:, near electric cars and ferry. Apply
Portland. 1s1
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ITO BE LET-A large corner front room ;
4 sunny with three windows; open fire
place and large closet. Inquire Il Free St.
21-tf
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THE WENTWoRTH-No. 14s Spring street.
4 handy to business; fine airy rooms
slngie OF en- SUITE; hrst class table board;
Terms reasonable, call and look at our
rooms and at our prices %
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t'o LET-Upper rent of rooms at 9S Oxford
a street, Small family wanted A pleasant
ana desirable rent in good condition, Apply
at ~ BOYD street, ring right hand bell. 1871
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WANTED-By Danish girl. situation to
W do Homework in small family. Apply
to No. 81 SHERIDAN ST 1911
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TO LET.
Forty words inserted under this head
'ne week for rs cents casi, in advance.

A COTTAGE of well furnished rooms,
"A piano included, and stable room, to let Tor
the summer months at No. Deering Me. Pleas
nice grove nne dlve ana ma
right party. Apply to J. d. WELLS, Kenne-
bunk Beach, Me. 1872
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1896-06-20

WANTED-Situation as clerk in retail store
man. Address f. S., IS Waterville St. 1911
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ROOKKEEPER--Yo Young lady desires per-
ID manent position. Best city reference.
inquire at the office of Shaw, Cooling Shoe Co.,
164 Middle street, forenoons. L. L. MOORE.
1871
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23
He Travelled 40 MILE. IN Twenty-Tvo Hour.

"A horseback ride Of 100 miles in
twenty-five hours is no small under
taking when more than twelve hours
OF it be accomplished underneath "the
solemn-faced moon" An ex-army Off
Ger told, the other day, Of a ride of
this character during which the moon
cast more startling and terrifying
shadows than ever fell before the Wis
ion of the most superstitious rabbit
foot darby who ever strayed into the
village graveyard after nightfall. AS
the story goes:
1t was in September Of 1874, when
Gen. Nelson A. Miles, then colonel Of
the Fifth United States infantry, was
commanding an expedition against the
Indians in Indian Territory. ALI sum-
mer he had been following and fight
ing the Indians with Indifferent sue
cess. CRASHED ponies were heeter
than corn-fed horses. But the grass,
sun-dried and fire-destroyed over great
areas, was giving the Indians distress,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23
LINCOLN As 4 eRocER's CLERK.
His Sense Of ChivaIry and Love Of
Fair Dealing

~
FAIL Dealing z.
The precise date of the opening OF
Denton Offut's store is not known.
We only know that on July 8, 1881, the
county commissioners court Of Sanga-
mon courty granted Offut license to-
retail merchandise at New Salem; for
which he paid IS, fee which sup
posed him to have 81 900 worth OF
goods in stock. When the oxen and
their drivers returned with the goods,
the store was opened in a, little log
house on the brink of the hill, almost
over the river. ii
The frontier store filed unique
place. Usually it was a general store,
and on its shelves were found most Of
the articles needed IN a community Of
pioneers. But to be a place for the
sale of dry goods and groceries was
not its only function, it was a kind OF
intellectual and social center. It wcs
the common meeting place Of Che
farmers, the happy refuge of the. vii
lage loungers. No subject was I'M
known there The habitues of the
place were equally at home in talking
politics, religion or sport. Stories were
told, jokes were cracked and laughed
at, and the news contained in the lat
est newspaper finding it's way into the
wilderness was discussed. Such a
store was that Of Denton Offutt. Lin
coin could hardly have chosen sur
roundings more favorable to the high
est development of the art of story
telling land he had not been there long
before his reputation for drollery was
established.
A man came into the store one day,
who used profane language in the
presence Of ladies'. Lincoln asked him
to stop; but the man persisted, swear-s
ing that nobody should prevent his
saying what he wanted to. The wo-
men gone the man began to abuse
Lincoln so hotly that the latter finally
said, coolly: sWell, if you must be
whipped, [ suppose I might as we'll
whip you as any other man." and, 60
ing out doors with the fellow, he
threw him on the ground and rubbed
smartweed in his eyes until he bel
lowed for mercy. New Salem's sense
of chivalry was touched, and enthusi-
assn over Lincoln increased.
His honesty excited no less admira-
ton. Two incidents seem to have par
ticularly impressed the community.
Having discovered, on one occasion,
that he had taken & IA cents too much
from a customer, he walked three
miles that evening after his store was
closed, to return the money. Again,
he weighed out half pound Of tea, as
he supposed 1t was night, and this
was the last thing he did before clos
ing up. On entering in the morning.
he discovered a four-ounce weight Oh
the scales. He saw his mistake. and,
closing up shop. hurried off to deliver
he remainder Of the tea.-McClure's
dagaZine. --.. .z...sz
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Esauimau Ruins.

- 80 u ~ q, q, lI7 ~
IA e by laf TIE llost interesting ruins on
the coast were those we found near
the entrance to Nacheyack bay. If
w.s avidon+ fron, +boin =.
1 -
Il tn '; tStney had never been visited by
desecrating strangers, and even the
natives discIaimed all KNOWLEDGE of
them. : = :
Upon q. narrow strin of beach at tho
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23
NOISELESS MACHINES.
earrings of Ravhide SuppIanting
Metal ShaftinE ,..a .5s

Bearings Of Rawhide SuppIanting
Metal Shafting sz
Every day sees an increase in the
use Of modern raw hide gearings be-
cause Of their many excellent advant-
ages. A striking illustration of their
operation is afforded at the plant of
the American Book company in New
York. In their new building on Wash
ington Square, all the presses, fold
ing machines, cutters, ETC., are OPP
Grated each by a separate electric mo-
tor. The speed Of the presses is
adapted to different kinds of work by
changing the pinions in the motor
shafts, which engage with the operat-
ing gear of the press, the motor being
adjustable in position to an extent
sufficient to compensate for the differ
ence in diameter.
On machines where no other gear
ing is employed there is no noise be-
yond a soft purr, while on the presses
and other machines where metal gears
are used in contact the contrast be-
tween the noise of the ordinary and
the smooth, quiet running Of the raw
hide gear is so decided as to impress
one very forcibly with the advantage
which a press fitted with raw-hide
pinions. throughout would possess
Rawhide as material for gears has
been through the experimental sta sc
and it's practicability and durability
is an established fact By compress
sion and elimination, in the process by
which the pinions referred to are man
ufactured, the discs of which the gear
blank is made up are rendered more
like horn than leather in their COM.
position, retaining, however, a tough
ness which allows them to bend double
without cracking. They run without
fabrication, and in the plant referred
to above show no deterioration after
several months of use. Their extern
siYe use in street railway work is a
sufficient demonstration of their dura-
bility. There are many directions in
which their use can be extended to
advanta
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23

west Of Antelope Hills, along about
midnight.
ssThe Antelope Hills are not a range
Of hills, or longitudina upheaval# on
a dead level of prairie. There are only
out by a swash Of the waves OF a great
inland sea that once covered "the
Great American Desert
But, dropping these hills out Of
sight, great landmarks as they are,
the Canadian river was crossed, with
.sPrairie Dog Dave in the lead. Gen.
Miles black horse was kept well in
hand to the rearno thoughts of los
ing the horse, but quicksand loss
was unprecedented for man and beast,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23

I A ride of thirty-five miles, uneven,
full, and Prairie Dog" Dave and COM
rade dismounted, or were lifted OF
their horses at Adobe Walls. Col. Her
bert M. Bristol and Lieut.. Hobart e.
Baily, Fifth United States infantry,
being the reception comnitte
AZ = o,clock !, N ne forenoon t1e
ride begun at - % O'clock the day DO
3 Next day Gen. Miles black horse
E died.
The lieutenant is believed to be still
alive.
Prairie Dog Dave 'tdied with his
boots on" several years after this ride
Gen. Miles in the Northwest Chicago
Herald
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Her Heart Was Moved

Z "Now, that, aunty," said young Plat
head, lis Tumbles, the halfback - T.
Aunt Sarah-En no wwuz tn pore
Teller hurt?
ION the gridironr'
Forever! Did they trust that sim
ple-lookin Teller to try to cook for
'em Cleveland Post.
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TIE Reason why.

II wonder if the new woman move
ment will result in the erection Of
monuments to women?' she said
thoughtfully.
- ut WON'T he replied promptly.
II don't see why" she persisted. cit
seems to me that women have been
sighted in that line. Why shouldn't
there be statues of great women as
we'll as of great men?"
How would statue with pulled
sleeves look?" he asked.
II don't see why it wouldn't look all
right" she replied.
"But how would it look after puffed
sleeves have gone out of fashion?'
II never thought of that" she an
swered. "But 1 don't see why they
couldn't change the statue as the fash
ions changed; and I guess they'll do it,
too, when women are in full control Of
things. Chicago Post.
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Could Furnish Them.

A clergyman, on a recent sultry af-
ternoon, paused in his sermon and
said:
II saw an advertisement last week
for five hundred sleepers in railway.
I think Iscould supply fifty, and re-
commend them as tried and sound."-
Erie Pa.) Messenger.
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Fdlly. Explained.

: sWhat is the reason that the top
drawer Of boarding house bureau
will never either open or shut?' asked
the newly-arrived guest.
Possibly" answered her friend, sit
is due to the quality of the board. y.
Westchester Globe.
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s. Mrs Brown lin the midst of the love
" prelude to Gounod's Maid of
Athens" which melody Brown is prac-
ticing for the Smiths party -'.W Would
you-giYe baby-one Of those powders,
James, or do ou-think a---linseed
poultice will do?'-Punch.
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- NM
&c bl/ re k$@!z1 |I[a
''Dyee.
He Wanted to Know.

# Commercial 70 tray elers, who are some
u times ne called "drummers,' z have acquir-
ed 9 reputation, perhaps undeseryed,
for largeness of statement Thus we
read in the Washington Star that a
commercial q traveller of the more fashy
type had just finished a startling story
when the listener, a new acquaintance,
remarked:
s. '.That reminds me Of one Of Nun
chausen's yarns
nchausen,' Z answered the drum
mer; who is hep
why, don't you know about him?
He is the most colossal example of
mendacity that civilization has pro-
.duced."
A moment Of silence followed,
broken by the commercial traveller.
.} Excuse me, = he said, would you
mind telling me what house he travels
for?"-Y outh's Companion.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23
His Preference

Mrs. De Gabb And would you not
like to be clothed with the right Of
suffrage, my good woman?
Mrs. McLubberty-Oi behave Ord
rather hov a plum oolered silk dress,
av it's all the same to yez, num-
Puck.
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A Wise Baby.

Voice. from up stairs) hoo hoo
woW-wow-wow. MY name amt
Papa (below stairs)-Here-Wha
that noise up there?
Voice Tommy's CALM me names!
TOMMY
Papa-What did he call you, Willie?
Willie with a wild shrek of despair)
He c-called me Dunraven.
Tommy-Well, papa, he won't play
fair.
N. B.-The chief merit of this anec-
dote is that it is absolutely true.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
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He Studied to Please,

Prospective Tenant But we wish to
keep a servant. 5slss
Landlord Of Flat-Oh very well. I
will have an alcove painted on the wall
of the tchen.-Detroit Tribune.
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Ought to Suit.

Woman want to>buy book for
Boston boy. Have you anything you
can recommend? AS ~.
Clerk-Yes, ma'am We have just
received "Jack and the Bean Stalk in
words of five syllables. Bel Air DEM
Ocrat. ..s.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23
A Fast Train.

rs this a fast train?" asked the
travelling man Of the porter.
"Of course it is, = was the reply.
4! 81 thought so. Would you mind my
getting out to see what it is fast to ?'5
5-Tit-BitS.
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She Had Reformed.

She Had Reformed.
Ethel-Molly told me yesterday, Nell,
that you had resolved to give up talk
ing slang. n. e
Nell-Yes, hare. I've thought it all
over, and I've made up my mind that
even if the young men do seem to like
a girl whose talk is bright and slangy,
when it comes to getting married she
simply isn't in it-Somerville Journal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1896-01-23
The Original One.

Adam had slept too long.
Isl He felt sure Of it as he stretched
himself, yawned, and rose, with
heavy sensation in his head and
llghtness round his stomach, to take a
turn about the garden.
But suddenly he doubted whether he
was yet awake. 81.
There in front Of him was an animal
he had never seen before. He thought
it was an animal. But it was strange
~ like himcelf yet strangely different
His surprise increased. For some mo-
ments he was speeches.. Then:
What are your he gasped.
4 The unusual creature smiled
She picked a loose hair off one of his
shoulders, compared it with his wild,
unkempt locks and smiled again.
Il am the New Woman she said
Life.
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There was No Violence

'sBigland has been thrown out Of
work, hasn't he?"
Well his pay has been stopped, If
that is what you mean. ID Detroit
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he had been trying to collect his bill.
ncinnati Enquirer.
Filled the Bill ExactIx

Filled the Bill Exactly dss8a
I've got Smedley's new gum
why. don't you know you couldn't
hit anything with it? It's beauty,
but it won't shoot straight IA a'
ShI That's why / got it. Fellows
always guying me because 1 couldn't
shoot, and now I've got good excuse
for missing !"-C Chicago Record.
5Sls Heavenly
Alethia (ecstatically Isn't Il just
heavenly!
Bob Cooking down from the front
window Of the new fiat, lugubriously)
Yes; quite as near that locality as /
care to have it, love fourteenth floor,
and the elevator does not run after
midnight
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No Nonsense ABOUT Her

Skidds Did she say it was SO sud-
den when you asked her to marry you?
Askin OF course she didn't. She
was WidoWD etroit Free Press.
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Responsibility Disc1aimed.

Hamlet McDuff lin Arizona ~ have
been playing in your town a week, sir,
and your paper hasn't contained a line
about me.
Editor Bazoo-Well, in case OF a
lynching they can't say that melted
it,