New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

quietly in the cashe''
Editor Of Great Comic weeky-Is there Jew
pf!nrs N them both no, Scsr and
us there picture OF q negro anu a '''"e "''-
an Irishman and a goat!'
sDd are the tramps and the jays properly at
And And how many Jokes are there about Harlem
ELEVEN. SIR" lp,c.,o Exnress
A Fellow-feeling. University Extension Lecturer
IN manager of Chicago bureau)-The second lecture
y, nv course. on Henry VIII. has been objected 70
nv Eastern audiences. rather too eulogistic. fer'
hans therefore. had better change 1t before de-
livering 1t here? RAJ,
chicago Manager-My dear sir. let 1t alone. It's
lust the thing We want Why, the rresiaent Oh our
circle has been divorced five times himset'
Her Curious Neighbors. -Agent-Cant put
burglar alarm In your mouse!
Lady-No, we don't need IT,
i.sdvCNo. mean it: the family across the street
watches the places closely that even Duis,
couldn't get in without oeihs see"-'O"'e"s'
Record.
The alert Editor OF THE Cory Penn) Flyer
has performed public service in throwing light on
the Republican situation in Western Pennsylvania
He says that 80 per cent OF the Republicans IN that
part OF the State for Reed. while 20 per cent are
for Mckinley. 1t was doubtless due 10 an over
sight on his part that he failed TO mention whether
the remaining Republicans Of the section are toF
Quay or Morton.
Dead broker the gambler sroaned. 1T cost
My pile 10 trust to luck and gan.
It's sai.er 10 have blurred and lost ,
Than never to have buffed at an
-(Cincnrau Tribune.
Some time ago a Chicago paper onered prizes
ranging from $4,000 down for the best original
stories and everybody in Chicago supposed. as
matter Of course that the writer's OF chicago would
carry off all the prizes but II turned out that no
Chicago writer secured one The first prize OF
$4,000 was awarded to man who lives IN Macon
GA. and the second of 5000. to an Ensiisnman
living in Winchester. England According 10 resi-
aence the twenty-five prizes awarded were dis
trbuted as follows England, seven; Massachu-
sets three: New-York. two: New-Jersey TWO:
Kentucky two: Boston and New-York. one; Georgia,
one; New Hampshire, one: Colorado, one; Washins-
ton d. c.. one, and California, one
Did you hear about samuels?" asked Mrs. Gray
ddnS hear about s1mgss the is asy
Yes. dear We'll, samues was going home the
S Bali h ns stcSRey in sameis vest pocket and
life was saved So you see what good Iateh-
"Indeed. II samues had been going home at
reasonable hour he wouldn't have met any foot
she would be TSh widow right now u So II you },
bring home some better story than that one That's
to read you'll nave 10 go to the Kitchen And don't
waste the coal."-(Cincinnau Enquirer
The Marysville (Mo) Tribune" appears TO be
breezy. not to say cyclonc, paper 1t is engaged
In writing up the popular clergymen OF the locality
and the way In which 1t does it may be inferred
from the following paragraph in recent sketch:
Preacher Mckinney. OF Hopkins Is what the
sports call 'crackerjack He looks like sport
hlmself-of the tin-horn variety. He dresses like
follower OF the races. uses tobacco swears occa-
sionally invents experimentation machines. and
makes an occasional bluff at practising law"
An instanee.-"Moral courage" said the teacher:
is & Of h e Of his
Then" said Willie. III a Teller has candy AMI
eats It all hsse.f. and amt afraid of the other
Cincinnati Enquirer
According The Philadelphia Record" the war
fever has struck the schools Of Philadelphia The
boys military organizations in the pubic schools
ii says. ARE discussing the ACCESSIBILITY OF march
ing on Spain. nlne-year-old youth OF one OF the
uptown schools fairly exploded with patriotism the
other night. He has n Of cards representing the
flags OF all nations, and he had industrousy, by
the aid of coored crayons made a number OF paper
copies of the flag OF Spain. Carefully gathering up
the copies he took them down to the kitchen and,
with an air of stern determination. began throwing
them one by In the fire. When asked what he
meant by destroying the result of his labor. he
sternly replied: Us boys are going to show Spain
that amt afraid OF her. and n burning up the
Spanish nag. That's what I'm doing. All US boys
going to burn Spanish flags Then he solemny
loaded his Fourth OF July pistol with and fired
a salute In honor OF the event.
In a weknown street in London a beggar was
often seen Flooding about with small dog The
his neck piassrd' With PITY the Snd'' in large large
sspenee into the
loal" he cried as he was turning away. was that
ha ion | ga VIM
no, sr~no.' answered the beggar; only six
af,s So ais, said Mr. T you are not bind them
bless YOU sir, no, no" he replied You see the
rit-Bts 'e'e'' u VIC ''s nc '''"'-'0' NV
In Utah a jury consists OF eight instead Of twelve
men.
this is = exclaimed the Child of Nature. warmly
Art, however. sneered
with look at y0I that for
instance "-(Betroi: Tribune '@''N>'''''
In England the Established Church has set an
organization In the field modelled upon the lines Of
the Salvation Army. and 1t has proved extremely
successful. The Episcopal Church here is now TAX
ing steps toward the formation Of similar force.
1t is not thought that Its work will interfere with
that OF the Salvaonists. but is expected to supple
ment 1t to reach large classes inaccessible TO the
ordinary mnistrations Of the church. Two efforts
OF the sort have already been made One several
years ago in Detroit by the Rev. Joseph H. John
son. now Bishop OF Los Angeles The second Is
In successful operation In Pittsburg having
been founded by James H. Cakeweli. a lawyer. and
a member OF the Brotherhood of St. Andrew, in
that CITY, The more general organization now
proposed Is to be under the auspices Of entire
Church. and to extend its work over the whole
country, after the example OF the parent order
There Is room for all Of them and field for their
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