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, 1896-12-10

scaly eruptions ON the head. chappsd
hands and lips, cuts, bruises. scalds.
burns, are quickly cured BY DeWitt's
witch Hazel salvs. It u st present the
article most used for piles. and 1t al
Nays cures them. Chas. N. Settele.
, 1896-12-10
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what to Say About the naby.


Ono is always expected to saT some.
thing when looking for The first time on
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the little, red, podgy creature doesn t
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1.-The dear little darling. I never saw
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minrte."
any and all of these remarks are war
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have been giving satisfaction from time
immemorial until the present day. -Ex-
change.
, 1896-12-10

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state. and that 1t can be had for 80
cents per month.
, 1896-12-10

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, 1896-01-15

The news this week from the United States
is Of a decidedly wallike nature. President
Cleveland having sent a SpccioI Message to
Congress to c%ontroyert Lord Snlisbury'S re-
ply to Mr.. OIncy on the subject Of the Gui-
ana Boundary, which was to the effect that
the Moroe Doctrine generally is obsolete and
inabplicable TO existing conditions. The
President declares that NnnrOcisln is as es-
sential to America az The balance of power is
to Europe, and as England has refused to
submit the Boundary question to arbitration,
he advises Congress to appoint a Commission
to investigate the matter and rsport-on the
condition that the United States will sustain
the finding Of the Commission, and resist by
every means in its power, any attempt by
England to exercise jurisdiction over territory
thus declared to be Venezuelan. The message
was like the sudden production of the fiery
cross before the eyes of Congress: we are told
that it was received with rare and unparlia-
meutary applause from both Houses. Ia
PLAN words, it was achallenge to the British
Nation to prepare to fight the United States
if Britain wished to maintain the Boundary
line which she has laid down for herself in
British Guiana; and with one accord the chal-
lenge,i Nation, as soon as the Message was
laid before them, accepted the challenge.
there being no other honorable way of deal
ing with it. Why the President has suddenly
STATED out Of Yeas of apathy towards a mat
, 1896-01-15
THE ALLEGED TRANSVAAL
ATROCITIES.
(Times, 18Th Dsc.)

In the African Critic of Saturday Mr.. Fl.
/ print a detailed summary of the case
against the Beers in regard to their treatment
Of natives within the Transvaal. It has been
supplied by the edi tor-in-charge of my
johannesburg paper, Mr.. Gustave Halle, son
of the late Sir, Charles Halle. For the in
formation Of my readers in Europe it is
necessary to state that Mr.. Gustave Hall Isl
gentleman in whose honour and probity |
have entire confidence, of which, the fact
that l delegated to him the responsible
editorship of the Johannesburg Critic during
my absence in England is the best proof.
Mr.. Halle's record in South Africa has been
, 1896-01-15

one of which any man might be proud, and
his career las been, and promises to be IN
the future, a brilliant one. In short, Mr..
Gustave Halle is u worthy son Of Il worthy
father. The evidence in support Of the ale.
cations contained in Mr.. llaIlt's report is
new in my posses ION. and viii be laid before
the Right Hon. Jos6nh Chamberlain. in his
o%1iojal capacity as the Sec otary Of State for
the Colonies, without delay.
IN the course # his report Mr. Halle
sals:-
I maintain that the facts hereinafter laid
down prove that the hubitual attitude of the
Transyaal Beers towards the three-quarters
OF a million of natives handed over to them
by her Maiesty's Government in 1854 is
that Of a master-race to a set Of beings en-
tireIy dependent without appeaD on theIr
decision as to what is Justitiable In their
treatment Of them. and chat, owing 70 the
fact that the Beers Of the Tr0nSvaal have
been for Q 0years at constant warfare with
the natives Of South Africa, and have during
that period opposed, and do still steadily
oppose. the advance of European civilization,
their idea of what is justitiable towards the
natives Of this country is at one with that
entertained by Europeans in the old slave
tlA5ing days, but is not compatible with the
idea of civilization Of the present day. and
il not to be endured.
Mr.. Halle, among numerous other points,
states that "tHe habit Of shooting under flags
of truce and fling on and killing native
women had grown SO general during the
MaIphoch campaign that Communicate Gene
raj Joubert was compelled to issue q general
order >tcInly prohibiting either practice, and
deCreeing penallies" and that "the capture
Of Magorba was attended by the most Zero
clous incidents of drcapitation Of male and
female natives taken prisoner by the native
allies Of the Beers. and chat those atrocious
incidents were permitted 10y the Borr com
mandos.'
AS to confederation Of statements in the
Johannes6urg Critic. Mr. Halls says:-
Not only will Nh. Henry Hess be able to
supply the Secretary Of State for the Colonies
with ample authority for the statements APP
pearing in the Critic prior tQ his departure
for England, on this biect, but | have been
Sble to forward him the names and addresses
Of no fewer than Is gentlemen, resident and
we'll known in this country, on whose au-
thouty statements published by me since
Mr.. Hrss's dep lrtule have been made. These
gentlemen are all prepared to appear before
a British or a mixed British and TransvaaI
commission of inquiry and repeat their state
ments upon oath. They decline t. do so
before a TrAnsvoaI commission, us they are
convinced of the uselessness Of so doing.
In conclusion Mr.. Hess expresses a fer
vent hope that Mr.. Chamberlain will devote
his attention to tie matter.
, 1896-01-15
TELEGRAM Ms.
81. GROIN STATION.

81. ClNDlA SJA ION.
New York. Jany. llth.-London news
reports that & better financial feeling midi
Gates an improving outlook, although upon
the surface the situation still remains confua-
ing and threatening.
1t is stated thar the Kaiser has answered
the Queen IN unknown terms, bns he is quoted
as saying 1T would be satisfactory"
President Kruger has replied to the Score
tary Of Stale for the Colonies III somewhat
reserved language, saying that it was his
intention to release the prisoners for British
punishment, bat his fnal decision would be
reserved until complete order had been re.
stored at Johannesburg.
A despatch from johannesburg reports
that twenty two persons have been arrested
there, including a brother of Mr.. Cecil
Rhodes, the Premier, on a charge Of trea-
son.
It is also reported that Dir. jameson and
others implicated are to be tried in England
upon a charge under the Foreign enlistment
act, furnishing expeditions against q friendly
state.
The Queen has written Mr.. Chamberlain
the Secretary of State for the Colonies, an
autograph letter conveying her thanks for
his procedure.
A rumour is current that England has
purchased P~ortugal's African possessions.
The Washington correspondent of u New
York paper states that Mr.. Morgan, a mem
Der Of the Senate, offered a resolution IN
stIucting President Cleveland to congratu-
late President Kruger upon maintaining
the independence of the EransvaaI.
The Times, in an editorial, protests against
the idea Of a general scheme Of arbitration
to include the VeuezuelanB Boundary question,
and expresses the opinion that any suspicion
of such a scheme would be prompted by
pusillanimity rather than humanity, and will
not promote peace. The article further adds
hat Americans like the English none the
less for their readiness to fight in a just
cause as is shswn by American opinion re.
garding the present German crisis.
The Paris correspondent Of a New York
paper reports that a decree has been gazetttd
prohibiting the export from France OF her
Colonies of any warlike m%unition to Cuba.
The decision given in favor of the sugar
Trust, regarding the imposition of legal PEN
alties upon the cargo or the &. S. "Yumati,
vide bulletin goth July last, has been sustain
cd upon appeal.
ST. Thomas, 15th-H. M. S. Fyen With H.
+. the Governor and party leave for Basin
at 9 a. M.
sew York, January 18th.
Flour, City Mills for the West Iudie< r"r
barrel. $3.9O-$fOo
Meal. best ~branIywine, per. brI 225
Heavy Nros rora 894- 91O4
N. ) Pork
Crystals per H. 81
0'g" Muscovado 50 Test per ID 80
EnEIi~I Islands Moiasses nominal pe
gal 23c 27c
+ x%oImn4e. Eev York and [ondon 4.873
London, January 1th.
DemerarACryNtal ner cwt.14 ID
Sugar Musco>ado pr cwt. s. 3D. . ST..
Gernan Beet $500 fob. pr cwt.
iemerara Rum per gal. lotd-1I2
Irinidnd Cocoa Good MiddIing Red pr cwt
52l-53
Consol, 1851
bank OF England, rate Of Discount 2oIo
Java Sugar SO 90 Gibraltar or Channel for
orders, floating terms. per cwt. 1919
Three per CEN Rentes in Paris Fcs. 10l.35
THE ALLEGED TRANSVAAL
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR SALE.
CITY LOTS
ouners actual price quoted.

49, - -
R3,SSO-T ST. NV, BET nth AND
18Th STS.-Overlooking New Hamp-
shire ave: 2Ox1pO to aiiev-Cbeapest lot In
this section ia cling south, and improved by
frame; water, sewer and gas. (l29J
1900 EACH-FUUk1h ST. NE BET
F AND MARYLAND AVE. Three lots
l6NlO GU to alley. 1861
S3.3FQ-STH ST; NV. BET, L AND
p E1,ov,s by frame. renting for SIS der se5
Z ST. NV. BET. 10TH AND 2oTH-Los
23x95; stable on Iear; well located; at
{ Conner III Pa. AVE. AND wAsHINsToN
CIRCLE..6sx most desirable
'o SA. AVE- vi BET. s4rH AND 25Ta. c'
d 81: NV. BET. 18TH AND 1oTH.3
MARYLAND AVE. NEAR ST. Me-
FLoRIDA AVE. NEAH 1sr ST. NV
K ST. BET. SD AND 4TH Me-
s2p ST.. BET. AND h srs. NV
ST. BET. nth AND 18TH NV W.,
Facing south: s4Ts5: to alley. t5D
15 aAsr o SaPH POWER sT l a6Hs AN6
6Ox9O to foot alley. {5O)
KsT.. BET. 18TH AND 14TH SITS. Sc
4TH ST. Sc. BET. N. AND N oD
50 ST. BET. E. CAPITOL AND SIS IS
18TH ST, BET. AND Pa AVE, Sc
i1 iiTH ST. Ne. bet. A AND B SITS so 10
2Ox110; 3O-foOt alley. (6s)
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR RENT.
SUBURBAN HOMES.
Curers- actual grice quoted.


Ss.ooa"sT, ELMo"-Frame cottage;
S1z.0O. cHERRYDALE. VA. 3 miles
frohi city -Frame cottage, 8 rooms;
plenty shade and good water: 1856
cottage;6 rooms aud attic; unrurnished.
$500 SLIGO" MARYLAND
rraine. nine rooms, two sto ~ and
SIO-BRIGHTwooD PARK-New frame
cottage; rooms. 900
Ss-pEAN WOOD, D, c;14.room cottage;
S12.OO-ANAeesTIA. D. c--s,reun
slo.Oo-BAILEYs CROSS RoA Ds.
VA.-9-room, 2-story cottage in first
acre lot; miles from Georgetown; mile
from Arlington station! For sale at 81 400:
ss %somm%AsmiS seFTs aRovEs4o2 70.
the season; roomy cottage; partly fur
X9. -AuTREE PARK. ON THE NET
TRoP OLITAN BRANCH B: & o. R. R..
attic. on large let: short distance from
SSO-TAKoMA PARK-Furnished frame
cottage; rooms and bath: newly
papered and painted: plenty OF frui. and
shade; good well water; near car lines;
will lease for $40 per month. t220)
06O-COLONIAL BEACH-For the sea-
sAO-wAsHINGToS GRovE-costase
for the season. u76)
$40 SEASON-CHfton Beach cottage.
832.6O- CATTLE RSBURG, Mo-
Frame cottage; 10 rooms and bath;
hot and cold water, newly papered: be ated
by furnace; fruit, stable on rear large lot:
reduction if taken by the year (236j
S18-FOREST GLEN-Cottage; 8 rnOins
with q 900 feet Of ground: all In
first-class condition. (21O,
Ew0nn n a
cottages; well located and in good con-
dftioD. Q45l
The morning times., 1896-08-03
Houses for Rent.
Rents Collected.
Houses for Sale.
Lots for Sale.
Farms for Sale.
PROPERTY FOR RENT.


S1ok-42I eTH ST. Nw.--Brick: n
rooms ard 8 baths; sultapie ioi "a
dence or boarding house; a, m. !. Gamer Of
67S-I212 n. II. ASE.-bries. Sorr IA
,oo,ns nd Ia tns: offices arranged on ISL
floor for pIysIcian: heated by hot wa ftni d.
S5s-3se IND. AVE. Nw.-Brick office
building or residence: large fo"i Ins, '
S1.-.o,4 18th ct. NV. COLUMBIA
.HEIGHTs..Ncw and modern 'oa tito,
S sS9s' =; Il; : 18th ST. NV. coLuMB BLa
HEIGHTs window brick new ana
G%O,1S%s24 18th ST Nw.-Brick:
II rooms and bath: good con iIa'
EsO-ssoc ST. Nw.-s large rooms; san
BE- used as stable or storage f sSsb,
sso-17s4 coKcoRAN ST, Nw;-BSfisk
II rooms ana batn; In thorough PISS 4Essf'
$500, nth ST. sE.-Brick;; a1r-
nlshed: sr. and bath; a.. m. l. tl135
SAS-1Ios STH ST. SE.-BricR s'3Ie
SaSnOeii3S FIFTH ST. NE.-Briek.
furnished. i rooms and bath; camfors,
able home; first class condition. so'
&aE RE-2l9 ST. SE.-Near the up
iIoi. Il rooms and bath: in th ,pE11
SSS.So-4sBs T sw.-Brics. 1srooms
ana bath; new h1use. m9'
~
stores, rooms. bay window nonse
ESO-2lUO IIIh ST. NW.-Bro wn stone:
home, lncudlng awnings and shades. t2lo'
S2S.SO-looe NJ. AVE; NW.1 ,r.o,ewh
home. . rooms and bath. IN thor9eSn
SSs:2o1o II ST. w.-Brick. rooms
aud ba,A III good condition: 100,
S26.3O-6l0 X ST. NV, BRlCh,
slUrlrS : rooms an doatn,a "A. III. l. t3oD,
s RlON Il. 70
ANDTru, NEAR Brick q F9oms
and bath, u. IN. 1.
Sxx.oO-o.o y. C. AVE. sE--brlcs;
sz .soss and sfss; a NJ H B-ok. roess;
kiiehen and BATH; s a. n !: Ro, ny
22EESfiss s9f room. e and oasn :
S22.ao-7o ST. Me- rooms and
BATH concrete cellar; 4; m l. 90
&SI.3O-6a3 G. ST. NE.-New Groom
DrIcs. concrete cellar; large yard;
S21.oo-2a5s 9Th ST. Nw-Brick: 2
sto.y and basement: . rooms and bath;
s2o.5o-1s6s MD. AVE. EE.-New
Z ro0in brick: double house: "a 10 !
s2o.so-2Ia R ST Ew.-Britk: 9
ROOMS ami bath; = ~; l. TO-
s&o.so-G2s L ST. NE.-Brick; 10
rooms c and s9'1 / a s n NEBrlck nl 80
Rollins and bath; a. m. i. do
$40, L ST, Ne Brick. rooms
s1s.so"213s WARD PLACE NV.
80 SIX rooms and bath; in good 1a g2Gdi-
I7.oo e25 ELLIOT ST. NE.NBrick,
rooms aud bath; heated by latIohtS;
1Gi0o- 124oHsT NE. Brick; 6 ronins
and bath: q. IN. 1: t309:
Sl6.OC--12l8 ST. ne rooms, tain
and se5,a5 s5sOi eL e Ell AVE
NUE. NV, BET 18TH AND 18TH. W
AND FLA. AVE:-fress brick front; s
EIs-s24 ST, sw.-s rooms; frame,
Desirable office rooms In the Bliss build
Ing facing cap single Is s% or e sr sutf soi
sS SeI:! On 45H ie ST. sOsioo 300
a as y io fGGd So fon sW5room 3ss
s1o-wurTNEY AVE. BET. sTH AND
10TH SITS. NW:-S-room frame. 14Ot
CLIO REAR so1o H ST. NW-4,Ioem
xesSO-4l4FRANKL1S ST. NV. NEAR
9TH ANDI SITS. -4room brick. cad
1.-Two story frames, with rooms. t1sD
SIS EACE.l633-l635 Crescent St.,
McrIulan Iilll. 2 frames. rooms each.
s7 EAcH-1o2a. 1928 TRINIDAD AVE.
Ne.-Two frames; four rooms each:
r7.asss FIRST IS ss, EzThree ''ss5sSsi,s
ss:so-REAR 1925 PENN AVE, Nv
ss s .o'lH iIf Av.. BET .sr IA AND
SA.oO-REAR 924 LIZ F ST sw-a
room frame. tEo2)
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR SALE.
SUBURBAN LOTS.
orasrs aetsd, price quoted.

Fort Myer Heights, Brook,and. Laurel.
Brentwood Park. P PALISADES ofthe Potomac,
Forest Glen, Del Ray, Rockville, Benning,
HeiEhis, Takoma Park, Tuxedo, Langrion,
Lakeland, Ingleside, Morris Addition, Har-
low PARK, somerset Heights, Highland
Carried Heights, whitney Close. Le Drois
Park, Rosslyn.
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR SALE.
GOOD WILL. STOCK AND FIXTURES


oUHe'S uCt"ut RSSe vupt.u.
S1OO-CASH ESTABLISHED 20
NS.lIS, BooE and Stationery store on Pa.
we rear the capitol; doing good business;
ent SIS.
S36O-DAIRY LUNCH ROOM, PA.
AZ. he. cen sta ana fUth SITS; rent
store and two rooms.
O-ESTABLl SHED BARBER
shop, Completely furnished, on Pa. ave.
NV; central location: doing big cash bust
sesS: party leaving The city.
H45O-Estabiishedg grocery and provision
store southeast, doing cash business;
tent low; party leaving city cause OF seiling;
will invoice above price asked.
Sl.SOO LOCATED ON TTH ST. NV.
Hardware store; well stocked; party
leaving city cause Of selling; will invoice
$4,000.
Flour and feed store. vicinity New Liberty
Market, horse, wagon, harness and Iix-
lures; good paying business: party leaving
the city; price, $500: easy terms; estab b.
hshed 1873. Apply TIMES REAL e.
TATE BUREAU.
Established flour and feed store, Co
iumbia Heights; rent. SlS month; price,
$500: good paying business: books open
for tnsuecti0u.
The morning times., 1896-08-03
OsneTs' actual price quoted.


rl5-11O6 STH ST. SE.--Brick store
with Il rooms and bath. l1D
c3S-l72o PA. AVE. Nw.-Brick store
with rooms. (135)
E25-11Iu II ST. Ne Brick store with
rooms. (253)
Frame store with o rooms; comuete
bakery plant. (3O6)
SSS1HECKMAN ST. Sc. BET. 1ST
AND I'd, L AND F.-Blic.i store with'
rooms ana bath. t24o)
S-142S NORTH CAPITOL ST.
frame store with o rooms and sta bic
600
OO-1215G ST. NW.;S ROOMS AND
batn: yard to alley; in first-class condi-
zion; will rent store separate from housc if
desired; key at this office. 1881
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR RENT-FLATS.

OIrne3is7 actual pTice quoted.
S2&SG TO S&5.5O-C CORNER STH
AND OREGON AVE. NW.-Four flats
Of and : r.osns each; with bath 1907
$25-7o6 SEVENTH ST. NW.-Second
story flat. u34
3zO-IIv. Il ST. EW.-Two-room flats:
heated 1y steam. 12Op
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FARMS.
orners actual price quot,

OrricrS actual price quoted
We have listed many desirable places
Bear the city; large and small tracts; i'm
proved and uuiInproyed TIE TINES
REAL ESTATE BUREAU,
The morning times., 1896-08-03
WANTED.
SUBURBAN HOMES.

We have applicants for country homes 70
rent for the season or iease by the year Ad-
@ress Immediately. Tfmes Real Egtate
Dgyeau. 10th and Pa. ave. NV.
The morning times., 1896-08-03
EDUCATIONAL,

BETHEL. Military Academy, Virginia.
Value. 800, 600: located fifty-siX miles
from Washington in northern Virginia.
prepares for advanced study and for busi-
ness, charges extremely low. patronage
from twenty-five States. address for IL
Bethel Academy r. o.. Va 1e2S26t-eod
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.
I.oT CIvEN .wAv

offer L eS,fTo4 GnXENu aAal W y1AHEt Is
we will give to the purchaser OF every 4
lots in SHERMAN PARK, fifth lot. A
few choice lots iert: :toX leo feet; only $40
ed ca haII cash: On PENNSYLVANIA kaIiroad.
low fare: shady: settled neighhorhood,
near depot: stores. SCHOOL. church. title PER
feet: taxes paid. deed free, olots any where
near Washington at this price. 623 st.
NV. Jy29- 6t-em
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR SALE-RICYCLES.

- FOh SALE-iSTN I YES.
FOR SALE-Two high grade bicycles;
price i5and S25. COLLIN st.nw- 1t
FOR SALE-Lady' high grade, 500,
VI Dicycie. for $40. been lin use but 30
days; has all the recent improv ements in
GLIDING Large tubing. large barrel hubs;
includes complete outfit. F. g. SMITH,
Bradbury Piano Warcrooms, 1926 Pa. ave.
au1-3tem
FOR SALE-very cheap; s125 gents
Psyche Oicy Gle: slightly used. wheel IN
very good condition. Apply 625 Mass.
ave. ne. aul st
FOR SALE-Two bicycles, cheap. Third
aud K SIS. se. jy31-3t-em
FOR SALE-One Hcrtford, $50; one
Gendron, $50: also one strictly high
grade 500 wheel, practically new $50;
also few '05 Env0yS at great bargains.
Can 61S sfh 1t. NV. 5yS1-3t
The morning times., 1896-08-03
FOR RENT.
STORES WITH DWELLING.

ego MONTH; GIG LA. AVE. NV
Third floor. (314l
The morning times., 1896-08-03
BOARDING.

BOARD. with or without rooms. de-
sirlDie locality: perfect satisfaction or
NO charges made. ZIG 9Th ST. NV. 4
The morning times., 1896-08-03

FOUND-Ice cream, pure, all navors,
TO the queens taste; 9Oc per gallon
delivered. LACEY'S, Gel and Sos New
York ave. au1-1tem
The San Francisco call., 1896-01-15
THE JOOULAR. DENTIST.

He Says That He Will Not Be So
Funny Again.
The dentist was torturing his victim in
the usual fashion.
The story he was telling at that moment
was on himself
"When I was young in the profession,
said he, ~ was working in country place
for few weeks to help friend. One day
a farmer came ina big, muscular chap,
full-booded-one OF the sort whose teeth
come like the roots of oak trees.
"As he sat in the chair he asked, viii
it hurt?
"Feeling in rather jocular mood, an
swered, We'll, if it doesn't it sha'n't cost
you anything Then | fell to work.
"The tooth came out even harder than |
expected, so as the man got up from the
chair and pulled himself together-he had
not uttered sound-I said, We'll, did it
hurtY
Not bit" answered the countryman,
and strode out of the Office, leaving me
minus q fee. completely nonplused, and
the laughing stock of my friend and the
two or three patrons who sat about the
Office.
81 have never tried to be funny pro-
fessionally since," said he meditatiyely.-
Tit-Bits.