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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1896-11-19
GOLF.
Before

Give me a third-he said--the fool
Id like to see him-we'll play
level.
These fellows here are precious cool,
Give me a third, he saidl The fool
| hate your modern stuck-up school
Some men would give points to the
d..
Give me third, he said. The fool
I'd like to see him wen play
level
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1896-11-19
After

After.
MOI I'm no sort of good today,
Besides, never thought he'd cheat
me-
Such luck he had. too; all the way,
No! I'm no sort of good. Today
was three up and four to play,
And then that beggar went and
beat me.
No! I'm no sort OF good today,
Besides, never thought he'd cheat
me-
Pail Mall Gazette.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1896-11-19
NOTABLE NUPTlALS
sAwYERs GRANDSON WEBS Up
HAMS DAUGHTER.
SWELL EVENT IN MADISON

First Marriage at the Executive Rest
dence Since the Famous Vioiimst,
Ole Bull, Was United TO Miss
Thorpe there Many Years Ago
Features Of the Function.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1896-11-19

John RI. Brush has been rea aiiaiss's
to the national baseball league
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1896-11-19

Ilorseess mail wagons are soon 10
he nsea III Naw York cit-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

people aud Republican voters do not
know about this, to any alarming extent.
1t the suggestion arises from deal made
at the recent Albuquerque Republican
convention, and this is believed by some
on the inside to be the case, 1t may not
be as easily carried into effect as it would
sesm.n
The Bee is evidently youngster in
Catronist methods. That IDEAL" will go
through all right because the younger
members Of the party have got to have
their fangs pulled and it's cheaper to kill
them off with small kindness now than
to give them another chance to say as
much in the next nominating convention
as they said in the last. The Bee is not
son" by several degrees.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
RESPECT DUE TO AN HONEST CONVICTION

Tie right to cherish and support an
honest conviction is lnalienab!e. AL
though a sincere and ardent believer 10 the
principle of bimetallism to the extent of
favoring the free and unlimited coinage
OF both gold and silver by the United
States, regardless of the policy of other
nations, the NEW MEXICAN has never
questioned or doubted the honesty of
many Democrats in the far eastern states
who have distinctly declared for the sim
gle gold standard. 1t simply believes
that they are cherishlng ideas that are
radically wrong; that their eyes have
been blinded by the studied nisrepresen-
tations and INSTRUMENTATION of cunningly
contrived ex parte arguments; that, az the
campaign of education proceeds in the
interest of restoring the coinage of the
constitution, many of these will recog-
nize and acknowledge their error and
join the side of the people. We cheer
fully concede that people of this class are
perfectly honest in maintaining their
mistaken opinions and are willing to &C.
cord them the same respectful treatment
that we demand for our own sincere con-
victions. OF course these views do not
apply to advocates of gold morometal-
lism who are inspired by no higher motive
than the purely selfish one of multiplying
their superhuous millions by practicing
all manner of extortions upon the people
and evading the payment of their just
share of the cost of maintaining the COVER
ment. We realize the utter futility of
reasoning with such people and Expect
neither to receive noe to give quarter to
them. They can be depended upon to
demand the pound of flesh, regardless of
human tears and human agony, until, like
Shylock of old, they realize that serious
personal danger turks IN pressing the de-
mand further. Then they will weaken.
And that time is surely coming. Let the
greedy claimants of the pound of flesh be-
ware.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

WITH the right set of candidates
firmly planted on ringing silver plat
form, the Democrats ought to have no
difficulty in transferring Illinois, Indiana,
Michigan and Kentucky from the doubt.
ful to the certain silver column. And
rally, with the certain silver west and
silver south, this will give us so many
more votes in the electoral college than
we actually need that the NEW Mexican
will have to enlarge to accommodate the
Rooster that the occasion will mperatively
demand,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

Wanted-One cent word each insertion.
Looal-Ten cents per line each insertion.
ty-fve cents per line each Insertion.
Displayed-Two dollars an inch, single
column, per mouth in Daily. One dollar an
inch, single column, In either English or
Spanish Weekly.
Additional prices and particulars given on
receipt of copy of matter to be inserted.
Prices vary according to amount Of matter,
length OF time run, position, number or
changes, etc.
One copy only Of each paper in which an
ad. appears will be sent free.
Wood base eloctros not accepted.
No display advertisements accepted for less
than 81 net. per mouth.
No reduction in price made for "every
other day" advertisements.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

That so-called international bimetallic
conference now ia session at Brussels
seems to be merely private enterprise
cooked up by the International gold
trust 10 order to give fresh courage to
that class of American statesmen who be-
lieve in John Sherman's policy bimetal-
lism without the free coinage of silver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

THAT great soldier and statesman
Yanagata, who is travelling in the char
acter of private Japanese gentleman, il
attracting unusual attention. He is a
revelation to many. He says little, but
does much. He lie simple and without
pomp. He is the nearest approach to the
Democratic American it would be possible
TO find among the plutocratic mobiles of
the ancient kingdom across the Pacific.
Yamagata's visit will awaken new inter-
est in the brave and progressive people
OF the mikado's country.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

DELEaATE CATRoN was sent to Washing
ton for the one single purpose of secur-
ing statehood for New Mexico. He has
failed, and must therefore stand aside aud
give us chance to try some one else who
will not continually sacrifice the terri
torys welfare for the promotion Of his
own private and partisan political inter-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

AS SENATOR CULLoM, of Illinois, chances
coyly into his mirror and notes the strik-
sees there and his recollection of the il
lustrlous Llncoln's face, he is nspeakably
puzzled to understand why his presiden.
tial hSom manifests so many signs of
having been born without legs. 1t might
be utilized as freak in Chicago dime
museum
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

If Presdent-Ws1nt-to Nc
Kinley has HIS way about it, the St. Louis
convention will hardly be opened with
prayer. It might spring the church ques-
tion, don't you see, and thus mar the
Ohio straddler's we'll matured good lord
and good devil act as to all disagreeably
disturbing issues.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

The goldbug delegations to the
Chicago convention of Massachusetts
and Rhode Island cut sorry figure as
compared with those other states that
have declared solidly for free coinage.
These are Alabama, Missouri, Colorado,
Oregon, Washington and the District of
Columbia. This leaves the silver wings
with a majority of an even half hundred
mn tn data
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

THE bill to regulate fares on sleeping
cara, introduced in congress early in the
session, has been killed in committee.--
Albuquerque Citizen. That's dead easy.
This is Republican congress.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
HANDLING the COLTS.

Speaking Of the program of certain
Republican bosses to name Miguel A.
Otero, OF Las Vegas, as the next chairman
Of the territorial Republican committee,
the San Marcial Bee says: "Agood many
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

80 Tho NEW MEXICAN Is the Oldest news
paper in New Mexico. It is sent to every
Postoffice In the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among the intelli-
gent and progressive people Of the south
west.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

Notice Is hereby given that orders given
by employees upon the New MEXICAN Printing
Co., will not be honored unless previously
endorsed By the business manager.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

All contracts and bills for advertising pay
able mouthly.
All COMMUNICATIONS intended for publica.
ton must be accompanied by the writer's
name and address-not for publica tioIl--but
as evidence of good faith, and should be adj
dressed to The Editor. Letters pertaining to
business should be addressed
NEW MEXICAN Printing Co.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

IT is hoped that at least the Cincinnati
Commercial Gazette will wait until after
the ST. Louis convention before IL an
nonnces McKinley's cabinet and demands
his inarRuratlon.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
FLAT-oPENINo BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied thatif you have once
used q dat-opening book, you will al.
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing 90: Of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS.
bound II full leather, with patent
FLAT. OPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of th >
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low pric. 8:
8 4r. (AO0 pages) cash Book ss. 80
Qr. $3.50 Ledger $50
They are made with pages 1obxl6
inches, Of a good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in cur bindery and we guar
sntee every one of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
n office
Advertising Rates.

Requests for back numbers of the New
MEXICAN, must state date wanted, or they
will receive no attention.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
PROFESSIONAL CARDS,
J. B. BRADY,

Dentist. Rooms in hahn Block, over
Spitz' Jewelry Stoic. Office hours, 9 to
IL a. m; to S pm.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
SATURDAY, APRIL rs.

WELL, anyway, they grind exceeding
small
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

TEE oddities at the east are suspicious
ly previous in talking compromise.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
7. f. CONWAY.
A.. B. RENEHAN,

Attorney at Law. Practices in all terri
torial courts. Commissioner court of
claims. Collections and title searching,
Office with E. A. Fiske, Splegelberg block
Santa Fe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

New strikes of rich mineral are of daily
occurrence in New Mexico. The miners
are at work, that's evident.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

It's oil the same, a slight cold, con
Rested lunge or severe cough. One Min
ute Cough Cure banished them. Nswton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

ED WARD L. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. Office,
CatrOp block.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
e. A. FIsKE.

E. A. FISKE,
Attorney and counselor ct law. P. o. Box
e." Santa Fe, N. NJ, practices in gu
preme and all district courts of New Mex
loo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

MAX FROST,
Attorney at Law, Santa Fe. New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

GEO. W. KNAEBEL,
Office in Griffin block. Collections and
searching titles speciality.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25

g9~ Entered as Second Class matter at the
Santa Fe Post Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-25
-:OYerland Stage and Express Company

RUN DAILY BETWEEN LA BELLE AND ANTON
ITO, CONNECTING WITH TRl.WEEKLY STAGE
AND NAIL AT COHTILLA.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-12

fish seems always to be seized with i
strange desire to gobble her own eggs.
This she would inevitable do but for
the watchfulness of the male, who
prevents her, taking. the eggs in his
mouth and enjecting them beneath
the mass of bubbles, to which they
rise and ind a resting place amung
them. Sometimes he will conduct
his mate under the nest, so that the
eggs as they are laid may ascend to it.
When laying is finished he keeps guard
over the nest, attacking the female if
she comes near. Meanwhile he busiea
himself in the making of fresh bubbles
to take the place of those which
chance to burst.
This performance is kept up for five
days, at the end of which the young
are hatched out. They cannot swim,
but cling like little tadpoles to the
bubbles. If one falls to bottom, as
happens now and then, the papa fish
takes it in his mouth and disgorges it
among the bubbles again. His watch.
fulness is continued until the little
fishes are able to take care of them.
selves.
They grow fast in glass globe OF
aquarium, attaining length Of three
or four inches. They thrive best on
chopped angle worms, but raw beef
cut fine will serve as substitute.
Apparently they are exclusively cal
| nivorour. Care must be taken not tc
expose them to cold, which quickly
kills them.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-12
Bob Taylor Opens the Tennessee Cam.
paign.

The dinner horn footed one hot
summer day, and there was great re-
joicing among the darkies in the cot
ton fields.
Old Uncle Nicodemus said to his
son: "Ephriham git on dat mewel
an ride in to de house"
"Excuse me, fader, said Ephriham,
sdat mewel flung me ober er apple
tree yistiddy, and I lit on my he'd an
anita gwine to hab any more con-
guljins wid him.
"Well, den stand back" the old
man said, "youah old fader kin ride
a mewel. -
The old man mounted. The mule
threw herself into the shape of a rain
bow and began to buck and kick.
Uncle Nicodemus went into the air
| and came down on his head with q
crash, and got uprubbing the ploughed
ground out of his ears, eyes and
mouth, and he said:
''Now, you see, my son, dat's the
| way, whenever you see he's gwlne to
throw you jist get off. ;"
That will be the situation on election
day next November when the Ameri-
can people give themselves few
humps. Mr.. Mckinley will go up
into the air and come down on his
head with crash, and get up rubbing
the ploughed ground out of his eyes
and ears and mouth, and he will say
to the Republican party:
"Now, you see, my son, dats the
| way. Whenever you see he's gwine
to throw you jist get of" Naughter).
If you tell me that our President is
Democrat. I answer that in most
cases he is a Democrat. He has
hurled his thunderbolts against the
| inquitous ideas of the Nc Mnley people,
| and has stood like rock wall between
the people and the force bills of the
Republicans. He has been brave and
courageous, but on the great and over
shadowing policy of the currency our
Democratic President has departed
from the faith ; he has put his cheek
by the jowl of the Republicans, and
has taken it's hand in his like old
Rastus took the hand of Aunt Dinah
| when he took her hand in his, looked
down and said:
''Dinah, who's sweet ?"
And she topped her head down on
| his shoulder and said: "Bofe OBJ US. :"
Cleveland has looked into the eyes
| of Republicanism and has asked:
"Who's for gold ?"
And the republican party has put
it's head down on his shoulder and
| said: "Bofe OBJ US. "-Mattanooga
| Times.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-12
Nest Building Fishes.

There are fishes that build nests
just as birds do. Not long ago some
of them were brought to this coun-
try from Japan, and the San Francisco
Examiner says one can buy pair OF
them for a small price at any fancier'
now.
The habits of these creatures are
remarkably interesting, and, unlike
gold fish, they will breed in an aquarium
or even in glass globe. They produce
three or four broods of young annually,
so that the owner is likely to be able
to make money by disposing of the
increase. In the land of the Mikado,
to which they are native, are called
paradise fishes.
The nests they make are very odd,
indeed, being composed entirely OF
air bubbles. When the time for matur-
ing arrives the male fish undergoes a
striking change in its appearance.
Ordinarily he is of a dull, silvery
color, but now he exhibits stripes of
red, blue and green, with streaks OF
brightest orange on the ventral hna.
Such is the costume in which he goes
a-wooiug.
Later on the female proceeds to
construct the family nest at the sur
face oil the water. Swallowing air,
she elects it in the shape of bubbles,
which are held and made permanent
by glutinous capsules from secretion
in her mouth. Having got together
in this way a sufficient mass OF
bubbles, she proceeds to lay.
At this stage the female paradise
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-12
Some Bicycle Hints.

The Buffalo Express prints few
words of advice as to the means to be
pursued TO get the fullest enjoyment
from the wheel.
Don't ride with soft tire. Keep
it pumped as hard as you can the
wheel will ride easier and last longer.
Don't ride with loose bearing, nor
yet with one too tight. Five minutes
running on poorly adjusted bearing
may ruin the best wheel.
Don't try to do tricks in crowd.
Many a good machine has been smash
ed because some smart Alec thought
he could ride hands off.
Don't be afraid Of oil-you can t get
too much of it on bearings, or chain,
either, for that matter.
Try little soap on your chain if it
seems to run hard. 1t is better than
graphite.
Don't drink beer. 1t affects the leg
muscles.
Don't coast in the night-nor in the
day time, except when you have
straight road ahead with no crossings
or car tracks.
Don't ride saddle that hurts.
There are good ones on the market.
Don't let raindrops dry on your
nickel. Every spot means a rust
spot.
Elbow grease is the best nickle
polish.
Clean your wheel after every run,
and at all other times when you think
it needs it.
Keep to the right and avoid collis-
ions.
Slow up while crossing the car
track-your wheel will last longer.
Go slow around corners, unless you
have an accident policy.
Don't ride wheel if you can't be
gentleman. There are hoodlums
enough in the ranks now.
Remember that women and people
climbing hills have the right of way.
When riding with feminine COM
panion, keep on the outside and give
| the woman the curb.
Don't carry child on baby car
| rier unless it is borrowed or you have
more children than you need.
Don't make fun Of a girl in boomers.
How would you like to wear skirts Z
Try cold plunge after a country
run.
Get your saddle high enough. Il
too low your knees will get cramped'
If hands or feet get numb, change
the position Of your handle bars OF
saddle.
1t isn't the scorcher that gets the
most fun out of wheel.
Don't try to ride high gear unless
you are training for road race.
Avoid ice drinks when overheated
Cool of: first. Beware of ice cream
soda.
Stop riding when you get tired.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-12
About Travel.

Thirty days are required FOR mail
to travel between New York and Bris-
bane.
The shortest mail route between
New York and Algiers demands IL
days.
Sixteen days are needed to make
the journey between New York and
Suez.
The voyage between New York
and Liverpool covers 1892 knots of
distance.
There are 1867 miles between the
City of Mexico and the city Of Wash
ington.
Between the eternal city and our ma
tional capital lie 1855 miles of ocean
travel.
From New York to Accra, in
Africa, involves 35 days Of sea voy-
age.
Ten days are required to make the
voyage between Amsterdam and New
York.
The distance between Cape Town,
South Africa, and Washington is 1854
miles.
The mail route from New York to
Africa via Panama, is 81 days long.
The voyage from Buenos Ayres to
Washington covers adistance of 5,O13
miles. :!
In 81 days letter from New York
will be delivered in Hong Kong.
A letter posted in Constantinople
will be delivered in New York two
weeks later.
The distance over land and sea from
Washington to Amsterdam is $500
miles.
Only two days are needed for letter
to travel between Halifax and New
York.
From Delagoa Bay, in Africa, a
letter requires 45 days to reach New
York.
The distance from New York to San.
tiago, Chill, may be covered in 3s
days.
From Penang to New York let
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-08-12
Legislature

L
Tho friends of P. F. FARMER, thinking him
to be com petent man for he office, and knowing
that he will not advocate any IL easure that will
be disadvantage to bis country, nominate him as
o candidate for the Legislature, suhe ect to the ac
tion Of the Democratic Primary Election.
C.H BAILEY is hereby announced as caudi-
date for the House Of Rep'es natives, subject to
the action of the Democratic Primary ectiun.
The friends of NJ. A. MAHAFFEY announce
him as candidate for the House OF Representa-
tvts from the East side Of The County, subject to
the Democratic Primary Election.
Iatnounce myself y candidate for the House Of
Representatives subject to the Democratic Prlma-
ry Election.
The frends Of S. N. PEARMAN respectfully
announce him as candidate for the Ious. OF
Representatives. subject 10 the Democratic Fri
mary Election.
The friends Of MR.. SAMUEL McCRARY, OF
PEI dieton, announce him as a candidate to repre-
sent this County in the House Of Representatives,
subject to the Democratic Primary Election.
The frients Of HENRY H. EDWARDS nomi.
nate him as suitanle Candidate for the House Of
Representatives subject to the Democratic Piima-
ry Election.
The friends OF J. A. HALL. of Earenne' Town.
ship announce him as candidate for the House
OF Representatives, subject to the action OF the
Democratic Primary Election.
The lends of or. R. B. A. ROBINSON, OF
Martin Township, resrectfullg announce him as
candidate for the House of Rep,es ntatives. sub
jpct to the action Of the emocratic Primary Flee
tion. Martin Township has not had Il presen.
tative in fifty years, and no better selection could
be made than Col. Robinson.
The friends of JOSHUA W. ASHLEY, Of IIonea
Path Township. respectfully announce him as a
candidate for the House Of Representatives, SUBJ
jrct to the action of the Democratic Primary Elec
tlon.
JOHN M. GLENN is hereby announced az n ca :
ddate for the House of Repre- sentAiv's subject to
the action of the Democratic Primary Election
MANY VOTERS
The many friends OF T. T. WAKEFIELD, o
Garvin Township, respectfully present his maze
to the voters OF Anderson County as suitable
person to represent them in the House of Repre-
sentatives, SUI ject to the Democratic Primary.
l hereby announce myself as candidate for
the House of Represent aii'es subject TO the ac-
tiun of the De nUcI attic Primary Election.
l.. B. ROBERTS, Pelzer, Sc.