New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

There is an enormous crop of sugar beets in San
Benito County CAL this year The average yield
is twelve tons an ace which will net 50 30 a ton
AS instance OF the profit in this crop, story 10
told Of seven brothers, Danes, who rented farm
of 279 acres. laying for It 81 acre as the rent.
They have raised not less than eighteen. and prob
ably tw enty, tons TO the acre. Three OF the Danes
have done nearly all the work. the others being en-.
gagged in another beet-rasing enterprise near Wat.
sonve. 1t is said that on the first farm the three
will make $1,000 this year above all expenses.
BE my wife" urged Mumbojumbo the young
Central African warrior of a shy and darksoms
maid
Il will first have to receive some proof OF your
whereupon he chased her four miles through the
Club n de bor IN br bSme on his m
conscious.
When she came TO she smiled upon him tenderly
and said: II now believe that you love / am
yours. '-(Buffalo Express.
"Old Halle" local character Of Mt Norris
~ " is embarked in a somewhat novel business
The Rochester Democrat says that during the
Presidential campaign this fall he will attend polti-
cal demonstrations, pole-raisngs and the like and
cheer for money. He has stentorian voice and
can readily make himself heard a mile. AT short
range the volume Of sound he can produce Is ex-
traordirary for pair OF lungs. that he will be
a valuable adjunct 10 torchlight professions His
terms are moderate only a dollar evening and
supper. He has partisan preference and Will
hurrah for Democrats or Republicans or even Pro-
hibitionists.
THE BOY ORATORS CONFESSION.
come from haunts Of rabbits foot.
| make a sudden sally.
| rush across the startled lana
And call the boys to rally.
In fifty towns raise my voice.
Or brt ak into the cities.
A village here. a hamlet there
I'll show the what my grit Is
Still whirling on from State to State
cross each trimming river,
For men may come End r'en may ~
But I talk ."
chatter over railroad tracks
And talk from of the trolley;
never pass a little crowd
But that fire volley.
J gable, gaboe g..
nv words flow like a river.
For may come ana men may ~
Du' '"'" W indianapolis Journal
Gadzooks-Well. heard presentation OF wv
last night that was an eye-opener ,..,
Zounds-I didn't know you attended p0'''~
meeting.
Gadzooks-I didn't: but I spent the night with =
friend in the country because he assured me ~.
place was so quiet that | could get gooo .'s
and then was kept awake most OF the ns"' -
sixteen dogs barking at the moon
A Reporter Knocked out Reporter GREATNESS"
THE people say there has been su hom Rank
RnoraeT orapidly Annie Ban. s se
young and beautiful daughter Of
father? ,,,,o.so
Reporter CONTINUES. wriiing)-Andi n o. house No
ID, Killed hsIsHf at her yesterday because
| -" What did she kill herself Tor .,.lv- tNew.
LandIadyIBecause she was SO n0"'"'
| York Weekly.
A. H. Eddy Of Hartford. Wash VIM 70" Az.
returned home from Alaska. says tnas u" ,oun.
| covered two great petroleum wells IN u. ..,,n,n
| talns not far back from the coast anu ..m.
about 100 miles OF juneau. He brousn s.v.
| pies OF crude oil. which he proposes 70 ,srv
| tested There is a flow of 200 or 300 osr's" "a,
| Eddy alleges. from each well. and ne 'h" s.,, All
! improbable that this section may rival '"e
Logic and Rhetoric-"I trust. remarked sM be-
structor. you now understand the u'S'
tween logic and rhetoric. a.. Logic ~
Rhetoric" answered the disciple. Is 0s
gardless OF the consent OF other nations at
| In the mean time the silver tide was DE
the rate OF four leading editorials per oa''
troit Tribune.
There Is a constant demand for old ho's. ..,.
They are sold for summer shelters IN rura' '' o.,
! for hunters camps. for lodges by soNtar! '"
| cabins on households. and for the homes " a.
| ers They found everywhere. sometime ..
nexes to pretentous cottages. ana some' an
| summer cottages Occasionally a NUMBER VI - =,
are grouped together as the dwelling place oil one "
more families. and in this way they make ''''
| modious summer home.
Once when was stopping at pioneer move Are
| Alamosa Col. | asked the landlord 70 nav He
| made In my rooom at $50 the next mornhs ksnt
made note OF my request book or s's'e aouId
for that purpose ana told me the pon .T,rs 70 at
| attend to the matter. The note read: 10 He
| $50" The porter new TO the ousl ioor was
came at $50. and having knocked al my W. asked
admitted Then he told me TO SET our, a he was
him what of fool he was and he sara ,s ne And
| all kinds hui he ODeyed orders just tnf Shs",
| don't YOU think tina, fellow tried TO thro" ,sct
| downstairs lie would have succeeded ~ ma
had not the landlord appeared In time 10 20 y, Eire
| That was the new porters Interpretation "a
! " at SSo"-lDaiy National Hotel Reports"