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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1896-11-12
PITn OF THE NEWS.
EVENTS IF THE PAST WEEK IN 4
CONDENSED FORM.

n General Resume of the Most I'm
portant News Of the Week. From
all Parts of the Globe, Boiled
Down and Arranged I'm Con-
venient Form for Rapid Fer
usal by Busy People.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1896-11-12

Superior Kelley Island lime at E. G.
Tait & Co.'S.
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The Companion Calendar.

1t is said that the expense of making
the Companion ART Calendar for 1897
was so great that had it been publishe
in the usual quantity it could not he
sold tor less than one dollar. Four
beautiful female figures are reproduced
on tour folding pages. Each figure is
Autographed in twelve coiors, being a
true reproduction of the original water
color painting, which was selected be-
cause OF it's excellence of design and
charm of color aud tone The, size OF
each OF the tour, folding pages is 1Oh by
6 inches, r. }g~,,-r. /,
Il is by far the best piece Of color work
the Companion has ever offered Both
as a calendar aud as a gem OF the litho--
sfapher's art, it is So attractive. that 1t
becomes valuable addition to- the
manal or centre-taple OF any room. It
is gwen free to all new subscribers send
mg SITS to the Comprehension sthe
wear 1897. who receive also the paper
tree from the time the subscription rs
received till January l. 1897 t9 9ai 70
! Celebrating in 1897 It's sevcnty-6lst
bn lnday, the Compsnlnn ofersils reau-
ers man, exception.ai. brilliant features.
FUZZY two hundred II tile most famous
ms, and women 81 oD,l continents
h.ve contributed 80 tie next year s
vo,1,ne OF the pape tor Tree Iilust,. =
tea Prospectus auafe>>,
HE YOUTHS COMPANION,
lO5 Columbus , It ,,Cn MAJ,
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Readers of the HERALD i'll do w,ii
70 carefully exam rs advertisi. 2
columns. Each issu l,r,s.nls some ,.IM
u ttisers and some new bargains r.,
al sale. The faRALD always SIP
plies you with into 80, that Nil
save you money.
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tables (roots). 121zc dozen; Celery. Sc;
Cabbage 11ac per lb Onions &c
per 10: Salinas Potatoes, 81 S5 per 100 fbs:
Highland Potatoes, soc per sack; Sweet
Potatoes. 21ac per ib Spinach, &c per 10;
Sprouts, Sc per 10; Watercress, two
Lunches for &c; Artichokes. 60c per dozen;
oyster Plant, 122c per dozen.
POULTRY-Hens, 60c eacn: Springs, SOC
each; Broilers, 40c each: Tame Geese, 81 so
each; Tame Ducks. 7oc each; Young Tur-
keys, 17QlSc per ID.
EGGS-Eastern. common, 25c per dozen:
Eastern: fancy. 3oc per dozen: California,
choice, 35c
GAME-Hare, 25c each: Wild Geese. 50
G75c per pair; Quail. 81 80 per dozen:
Ducks-Canvasback.9 90c per pair; Mallard.
75c: Sprig, soc; Widgeon. 25c; Teal 25c;
rabbits, &c per pair; Cottontails, 35c per
pair; Squirrels, 30c per pair.
ce5e GoAh 5ac ayh sss l7o ETA Era
star. 2ic 1sG water asre white h tbuIk). BULK i2c. A
-Wholesale-Stove Gasoline.
cases. cases, 1sa2e Stove Gasoline bulk lse; Sc
l8c; 6S degree Benzine, bulk, 13c
MEATS-Beef-Pri Rib Roast. 121sT
15c; L.oin Steak. 12hd15c; Rump Steak,
Sc: Chuck Steak, 1Oc. veal-Loin and Rib
Chops. 15c; Roast Veal, 12c Mutton-Leg.
11d12i2c: Loin and Rib Chops, 12iac; Nut
tor ton Stew. Sc; Shoulder Chops, Sc. Pork.
age. 12ac: Vienna Sausage, 15c: Bacon.
HAY AND GRA1N~oat Hay. soc per
eTt: sst: Wheat ehs soc second quality 45s Al Al,
third cuttings. soc; whole Barley. 81 10;
Ground Barley. 81 20. Feed Oats. 81 10Q
go; Mddlings. a0c: Bran soc: Straw. SOC.
ELECTRIC LIGHT TCANDLES-(Whole,
OF, 7a.c; Granite Mining. 10 o. &c: 10 OF.
l&c. ii OF. S1ac: 10 OF. 9kc.
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ART NEEDLEWORK.

HAVING SECURED THE SERVICES
OF several competent embroiderers / am
prepared to execute any number of or
work. Christmas orders should be given
early TO receive best attention. MISS L.
SCHUBERP, 1014 Eighth street
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81 so Silk Plush Box containing poker
set (cards and chips), for S5c.
So so Genuine Leather Jewel Caskets,
silk plush lined, for 81 70.
81 so Games, such as the Merry Hunt,
Shopping, Game of Life, Yankee, etc,
75c.
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SAN FRANCISCO STOCK MARKET.
San Francisco.

San Francisco, Dec 14th.
Morning Session-Alpha, &c; b G. p, 50c /:
Bullion, 9GSc: Challenge 26c; Chollar. II
q75c; c C V, 81; Point, lie; G. & G..
29c: Mexican 37c; Occidental 10c; Ophir,
S54s4c: Overman, sc: Savage, 29c; Yel-
low Jacket. 26c.
Afternoon Session-B & p, SIC: c c V,
81 o5; Chollar, Tsc; Potosi, sic: II & n,
93c; s Nevada, 4oc; Bullion, &c; Belcher,
&c. Overman, &c
Closing Quotations-Alta. Sc: Alpha, lie
Andes. 2Tc: Belle Isle, sic; B & B, 56c:
Bodie, 1oc; Bulwer, Sc: Caledonia, 2Sc:
Challenge 7ac: Confidence, 81 05: G C V.
&c: y Y. 81 81: c Point. &c: G. & c.
a4c; Justice, 4lc; Kentuck, 1c: Lady
Washington, 3sc: Navajo. &c: Occidental,
SEC: Overman. 54c: Yellow Jacket. 26c
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SACRAMENTO MARKET.
The Week Opens With Quiet Trade In
Produce Circles.

Sacramento, Dec. 14th.
The week opened with quiet trade In
local produce circles. Prices show no
change from those at the close last week.
Following are the retail prices for the
various articles mentioned.
FLOURNFan1ily Extras. 81 60 per 100
ms: 81 80 for so lbs.
FRUIT-Winter Nelis Pears. &c: Apples
4c per 10, S1Gl % per box; Eastern Apples.
&c per n; Ounces. &c per ID; Grapes. &c
per 10. 4oc per box; Oranges-Mandarin
SOC per dozen; Navels. 5o41oc; Seedlings.
20940c; Lines, 10c; Lemons. 1342oc per
dozen; Cocoanuts, 1oc each: Pomegran~
ates, . for sc: Pineapples, 5og6Oc each.
NUTS-New Walnuts. 12izc per 10; New
Almonds; l2lac; New Braziis, i2isc: Pecans
16c; Filberts, I5c; Chestnuts. Zoc' Pine
Nuts, l5c; Hickory Nuts, 1oc.
DAIRY PRODUCE-Butter-P 2o4
21c per 10; Mountain. zoe; Valley Rol.
1SG20c; Petaluma. soc per roll; creamery,
b5c per roll Cheese-Caiifornia l2l1c per
10; Young America, 15c: Eastern Cream
cry, 15020c; Genuine Swiss. 40c; American
Swiss, 30c; Martins Creamery. 2oc' Sage
Cheese, 2oc; Neufchatel, 10c.
VEGETABLES-Lima Beans, be per 10
Hubbard Squash, &c per u, tomatoes. 2oc
per box; Bell Peppers, Sc per 10; Chile
Peppers dry, J5c per 10: Caulifiower, Ice
each; Lettuce. three for SO; Bunch Vegs-
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HUGHCASFY Importer and Whole
ALL ,saler in Foreign and DO.
mesfic Wines and Liquors. Proprietor Of
mento,
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FANCY PIECES TO CLOSE.

Oak Wood 81 so Shaving Set, contain
ing Gilt Mug, Razor and Brush, with
nickle handle, 81 90.
Silk Plush 81 so Shaving Sets, S5c.
Small Manicure 81 Silk Plush Sets for
Soc.
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HOLIDAY HANDKERCHIEFS.

We have some most excellent values
in Holiday Handkerchiefs, both ladies
and gents, in cotton, linen and silk.
Ladies' Embroidered Handkerchiefs,
scalloped edge, Z, 15, 25c, and up.
Ladies' Silk Embroidered Handker-
chiefs special value, %, 35 and 40c.
Ladies Hemstitched Handkerchiefs,
embroidered with silk in corner, sc,
with scaloped edge, &c.
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SMALL LOT OF TOYS AND
OTHER CHRISTMAS GOODS

le-half what the regular price was.
Painted Tin Horses and Carts, less
than half price, DC.
Boys 81 o. K. Tool Chests, not
quite a full complement of tools. Price,
SOC.
Fancy Scarf Books, ike, &c.
Small Fancy Mugs, 2 for sc.
Heavy Pasteboard Cover Picture
Books, containing stories and poems
for the little ones, worth Zoe, for &c.
Fancy Painted Tops, RattIes, ETC., &c.
Toy Saratoga Trunks in wood paper
cover; extra well made; 81 25.
Toy Trunks, painted zinc, 75c.
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CATHOLIC GOODS.

CRUCIFIXES, STATUES. HOLY water
FONTS, prayer books, Bibles, rosary beads,
etc, ETC.; also candles, tobacco and ci-
gars. notions of all kinds at ADAM HAU-
BOLD'S, 1122 street.
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Meat Market.

Following are the rates for whole car
casses from slaughterers 10 dealers:
BEEF-First quality, 512d6c: second
quality, 41zQ5c; third quality. 312a4c per 10.
VEAI-4I2Q5 for large and 641c per IL
for small.
MUTTON-Wethers, &c; Ewes. 5q5l2c
per ~
IAMB-7c per ID.
PORK-Live Hogs. 393Ac per 10 for
heavy and 3I3Mc for small.
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WHOLESALE LIQUORS.
M. CRONAN,

M. CRONAN,
2oO St.. and IIOs-I1IO Third St..
sacramento. CAL,
1MFCRTER AND WHOLESALE DEAL
or IN Fine Whiskies. Brandies and Cham
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TO be closed at some less than OF
Picture Block in Fancy Boxes, half
price, 10c.
A, B, c Fancy Blocks less than half
price, 10c.
Small Games in paper boxes, half
price, 1Oc.
Children's Red Table A, B, in Gilt
Letter, removable legs, less than half
price. 25c.
Lot of Drums, brass and wood,
slightly imperfect, 75c and 81 Drums
for 25c.
Lot of Fancy Mettle Mugs, sc.
Fancy Revolving and Returning
Balls, half price, 2 for sc.
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Eastern Grain Markets.

New York. Dec. 18th.
wHEAT-December, SS%c; May. S712c
July, S21zc. ~
WHEAT-December, 7shc; January
gsxo: May, S2lsc: July. 1850.
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Gents Fancy Silk Brocaded Handker-
chiefs, 35, 45c.
Gents White Silk Handkerchiefs, 90
% and 75c.
Gents Large and Fine Silk Muff1ers,
81.
Silk and Wool Muff1ers, SOC.
Stamped Animals and Birds, for &c.
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- WE ARE With YOU IN PRICES ~
Novelties in the Millinery Department
9 BIG VALUES FOR J DAYS.

S4 Is Long, Full Fancy Feather Boas,
with three ends; colors, light blue,
white. nile-green and leghorn. Price.
50 As.
81 so Long Black, Fancy Feather
Boas, tipped with ostrich feathers, I'm
white heliotrope, green and blue Price,
95c.
81 25 Black Feather Neck Ruche.
tipped in ostrich feathers. fancy colors.
Price, 65c.
So 70 Long White Fur Boa, 81 95.
Good value.
So Is Genuine Mink Collar, two heads
and ten tails. Price, $5 95.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
A New searchlight.

A new and powerful searchlight has.
heen invented for the purpose Of SIM
plifying searchlight operations aboards
ship. 1t is portable and may be packed
in box when not in use. 1t can be at
tached in less than a minute, its weight
Is Just below fifteen pounds and it can
be handled with the greatest ease, or
suspended from chain and operated.
by the officer on watch. Its peculiar
feature is that it does not dazzle the
sight of the operator. None Of its
beams are wasted, and it gives high
degree Of concentration Of light rays:
upon the object on which it is directed.
The instrument has both automatic
and hand food, and the focusing ar
rangement is very simple. 1t shows
small objects, such as spar buoy,
three-quarters of mile of, while 1t
makes sails visible three miles away.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
THE NEWS RESUME
DIGEST OF THE NEWS FROM ALL
PARTS OF THE WORLD.
a Comprehensive Review OF che
Important Happenings OF the
Past Week Culled From the Vel.
egraph Rcports-The Notable
Events mt Home ana Abroad THAT
Have Attracted Attention.
The Nntion,. capital.


The senate has confirmed the NOM
1nation Of John @. Tarsney Of Missouri
to be associate justice Of the supreme
court Of the territory Of Oklahoma.
In the supreme court Of the United
States Justice White handed down
the opinion Of the court in the case OF
the Singer Sewing Machine trademark.
The Judgment Of the court below, the
circuit court of Northern district, ILL
nois, which was against Singer, Was
reversed.
The secretary Of the interior has for
yarded to Chairman Sherman Of the
house committee on Indian affairs q
favorable report on the Teller bill, pro-
vfding for the abolition OF the Offices
Of commissioners Of Indian affairs and
the assistant commissioners, and the
substitution therefor of three Indian
commissioners.
The war department hos ordered
four troops of cavalry and a band
from jefferson Barracks, Mo-, six COM
panies of infantry and band from
Fort Mcpherson, Ca, and four COM
panies Of infantry from Fort Thomas,
KY, to proceed to Nashville, Tenn, to
participate in the approaching CEN
tennial celebration at that place.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The new territorial authorities Of
Oklahoma have made themselves tire.
mendously unpopular among the Indi.
9Ans Of that territory by prohibiting po-
lygamy. As it is practically imposst
BILE for one squaw to support hus-
band single-handed, the new rule is
destined to work great hardship, not
to say heartbreak, among the dusky
population Of the youngest territory.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
County Di.nlays.

One Of the novel features Of the Grand
Army Encampment in st. Paul dusi Is the
first week In September will be the dis.
rious Minnesota counties. The displays will
take the form of arches, pyramids, circles.
ladders or steps. swinging balconies or
street booths, made Of the products of ench
county and showing the leading industries
and resources. w. ]. Footner, Chairman Of
the Committee on County Displays. has
pecially well equipped for helping each
county to make a creditable display. APP
plications for street street space and other
privileges are coming to Mr.. Footner, and
his committee will begin vigorous work ut
once. Every county that participates will
have opportunity to display Its resources to
Mt least 100000 visitors, day and night for
a week, and the expense will be tr!fing
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
People Talked About.


Judge w. A. Lotion, at one time
attorney general of Georgia, died ut
Macon, Ga, of paralysis.
Robinson Soutlar NJ. P, says total
abstinence is growing fashionable in
London.
DIT. and Mrs. Philip Ballard celebrate
their fiftyiifth wedding anniversary
at Napoleon, Ohio.
Paul Loyson, son of Charles Loyson,
known as "Perc Hyacinthe," and Lura
Birckwell of Philadelphia, were mar
ried in Paris.
The Arctic explorer, Lieut.. Peary. is
going north again this summer, and a
steamer is now being engaged ut st.
Johns, n. F., for that purpose.
The late Robert Louis Stevenson
made $4,000 in twelve years, and
there are many other modern writers
whose incomes are as large.
In 1857 Gen. Sherman predicted that
"the most terrible war ever known will
take place in America before the end
of the century"
Mrs. Robertson, wife Of ex-Lieut.
Gov. +. S. Robertson. formerly one of
the members of the Utah commission,
died in Fort Wayne, Ind, after a
long illness, from cancer.
Seth Fill, the oldest person in Lake
county, ILL.,, is dead, aged ninety-seven
years. He came of good old stock, his
father, Reuben Hill, having been a
Revolutionary hero.
Miss Mary Isabel Stewart the young4
est daughter of Senator Stewart, was
married to Francis Lithgow Payson,
son of Francis Payson of New York,
at Senator Stewards residence in
Washington.
Mavroyeni Bey, the smooth-tongued
little Greek who has SO long repre-
sented the porte as its minister at
Washington, is to be superseded by
Mustafa Tachsin Bey, whose name in
dicates that he is O full-blooded Turk.
Joseph Main of Elk county, Pa,
once famous as mighty hunter, died
q few days ago, aged ninety years.
1t was less than ten years ago that
failing eyesight compelled him to give
up his life in the woods.
Ex-senator Temple Houston. son of
the first president of the Texas re-
public, was acquitted yesterday in the
murder Of John Jennings. in terrible
duel in a saloon at Woodward, Okla.
last fall, and the wounding of Ed
Jennings,s Johns brother Mr.. Hous-
ton is the best revolver shot in the
West. He is a brilliant orator and
literary man, and public sentiment was
with him.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The new United States battle.ship
/. Oregon was built on the Pacific coast
for ~, 100000, " only 10000 more
than the cost of the Massachusetts,
witch was constructed at the Eastern
ssltpyarGs. Tie Oregon was startsd
i've months later than the Massach:,-
getts, Int WINS completed almost at the
same time. Wherever Uncle Sam has
D sport lie seems able to build a war.
dsSGhip equal to the best in the world.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
Aceidental Hap,,en,nz..

The number Of people killed by the
Texas cyclone is expected to reach 100.
A Buffalo building collapsed, killing
two persons and injuring others.
A. H. Hoteling of Whittemore, Iowa,
has died from injuries received in a
runaway accident.
A schooner sunk on Lake Michigan
near Chicago and five men were
drowned.
People were fatally injured and con-
siderable property destroyed by Kan
sas cyclones.
Henry Stefka. aged forty years, was
found dead in Bloomington, Ind, the
presumption being that he met death
In runaway.
A business block at Burket, Ind, col
lapsed. One man, Joseph Condor, was
Killed and four others were injured,
one fatally.
Irving Jones and Edward Westfall
of st. Joseph, Mich, aged 10 and q,
are believed to have drowned in Lake
Michigan during heavy gale.
While standing in the door Of a
school house near Efingham, H., Hen
~ McCash. a pupil, was killed by
lightning. No. trace Of ,ne lightning
could be found on the building.
Reports from the town of Rock in
Cowley county, Kan. where five
houses were demolished by a cyclone,
are to the effect that no one was kill
ed.
William w. Snyder, prominent at.
torney of Fremont, Ind, who was a
Eomnambulist, leaped from a second.
story window and received injuries
that caused his death.
Mrs. Anna Devaney. sixty-three years
old. Of Fort Dodge, Iowa, and Elmer
Anterior. nine years old. were found
dead in bed. suff0cated by gas in the
house Of the boys father in Omaha
Mrs. Devaney had blown out the gas
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

If. Emperor William should chat
enge for the American cup, and
;sehould then conduct himself on the
Dunraven plan, what q lot Of lese
!; majestic there would be for American
citizens to answer for.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The returns issued by the London
BOARD Of Trade for April shows an
increase in imports Of $4,000 and an
increase in exports Of f1,170,OO0 dur
2.ng that month as compared with
April last year.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The sentence Of Count Won Kotze to
two years imprisonment for 'killing.
his man." may deter some German
Would-be duelists; but dueling will not
Nsease until the so-called field of honor
ne regarded as murder.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The sea serpent season has not
opened yet, but British steamer in
the Atlantic ran across Flying
Dutchman not long ago. The crew de-
cided to board the ghostly ship, and
found her only derelict loaded with
sand ballast.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

Nothing has been heard yet as to-
the disposition which is to be made
of the assassin of the Shah of Persia,
but his end will doubtless come soon
by means of boiling oil or something
unpleasant Of that Sort" These ORR
entalists have a happy way Of making
he punishment fit the crime"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

st. Louis, May 3O.-It will he several
days before definite information cum
be obtained as to the loss of life, and
injury of unfortunate people who hap
pcned to be in the path of the cyclone
which swept over portions of Missouri
and Illinois Wednesday afternoon. In
addition to the killed and injured in st.
Louis and East st. Louis, the cyclone
moved down many people who adj
vanced before it. Dispatches received
to-day by the Associated Press gave
accounts OF serious loss of life and
maimings in quite number of places.
appended is table showing a careful
estimate of killed and injured, based
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The very latest thing is a folding
bicycle which doubles over on itself
and may be carried on the shoulder.
This will simplify the operation Of
{ the bicycle baggage laws.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

Perhaps the insect pest in Spain and
the failure of the wheat crop may re-
mind the more thoughtful Inhabitants
there Of certain events that are said
to have happened in Egypt a few
thousand years back, in connection
with an oppressed people.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The Moslem statutes desig nate
Christians az dogs and ''pigs." In
their burial certificates a deceased
Christian Is not said to be dead, but
SSsss damned"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

~ bicycle path il to be built from
fillmore to Washington, and the
B altimorean, in the near future, will
ne taking his morning spin to the
NATIONAL capital and back.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

+ u The New England Conscrvator % Musies.
Franklin square, boston, Mass, is undount.i
eddy the best equipped School Of Music. in,
the world. Its pupils are always IN demands
a. teachers on account Of their superior mti.
steal knowledge and their practical readi-'
ness in applying It. In addition. the Con ~
servatory offers the best instruction IN
Oratory and Modern Languages. The charge
is extremely small when Its advantages a.
compared with those offered by similar
schools IRE considered. Prospectus sens
free upon application.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
Holme. Acnuf,,c,

Wabasha. MINI. May 3O.-Aftcr a
trial which lasted three days Charles
II. Holmes. charged with having made
false reports of the condition OF the
Merchants bank Of Lake City, was &C.
quilted to-day.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

Professional Absent-Mindedness.
Prof. Dusel Of Bonn noticed one day
his wife placing large bouquet on bis
desk.
"What does all this mean?" he asked.
''Why, this is the anniversary of your
marriage" replied Mrs. Dusel.
rs that SO? Well, let me know
when yours comes around and I'll re-
ciprocate."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

The cyclone season seems to have
set in with unusual vigor. The scient-
list who will harness this particular
phenomenon to his chariot and drive it
OF into everlasting oblivion will de-
serve more honor from mankind than
the inventor of the telephone, the BIZ
cycle and the flying machine, all put
together.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05
The Commi.sary De,,a, 1r,cn,

The COmmissary Der,aI tIucnt
OF the human system is the stomach. In
consequence Of its activity, the body is sup
piled with the elements Of bone, brain,
nervous and muscular tissue. When indi-
ngent for imparting hcalthful impetus to
Its operations is Hostettcr's Stomach Bit
tiers, also curative for malaria, bilious and
kidney complaints, nervousness and consti.
patton.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-06-05

Il The term grand opera" is correct
" applied to any opera which Is sung
throughout with the accompaniment
53f q full orchestra, and having an
entire exclusion of spoken dialogue.
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The Goycrrmcnt F.,,.

=
New York, May 3O.-Judge Hoyt H.
Wheeler. in the United States district
court, has handed down n decision dis
missing the governments bill of COM
plaint in the suit in equity of the Unit
ell States against the joint traffic asso-
citation.
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The Illinois supreme court has de-
cided that tn Sunday law, as applied
to BARRIERS, is not constitutional. What
Is needed, though, is a law making it
10 penal offense for any barber to talk
politics between now and November to
acustomcr who is in a chair and has q
lather on his face.
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cri,nea ana Criminals.

A Nebraska bank president has been
arrested for receiving deposits when
LIE knew the bank was insolvent.
James Conroy Of Ogdensburg. N. Y.
murdered lds wife, cutting her head
nearly of with q knife.