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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1896-04-30
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1896-04-30

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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1896-04-30

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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
One Multi Millionaire's Wife.

Mrs. Kruger, wife Of President
Kruger Of the Transvaal, who is an
extremely homely woman. does nearly
all her own homework, cooking meals,
making her own bed and always TAX
ing a hand in the family washing.
When her husband has state guests
to dinner the good lady will trust the
task of waiting on the table to no one
and donning a white apron she per-
forms the office of butler. Her hus-
band has a private fortune OF S2o'ooo'-
600. but it's ".Aunty" Krueger's boast
that they live on their coffee money
a perauisite of $1,000 a year allowed
them by the government.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
Monkey Skin Card CaseS.

Professor Garner is not the only man
who has found a new use for the mon
key. The up-to-date jeweler is fully
equal in this respect. The jeweler. to
be sure, has turned the monkey to dec
orative rather than pathological &C
count, but the service t 0 the world at
large is still very great. This is at
once apparent when it is stated that all
the newest card cases are Of monkey
skin. They are ornamented with an
applied decoration of enameled silver,
patterned after the early spring flow
ers. The blooms are life size and as
like the original as possible. both in
form and color. The effect is very pref
ty. as the flowers lie upon their leather
background as gracefully as if a care
less hand had flung them there.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

is at the height of the fashion, and she
is astounding thousands OF her prim-
mer sisters by parting her hair at the
side.
Absolute severity and simplicity is
the motto of the new Embarrassing.
Twist or coil or braid or do whatever
YOU will with your back hair, SO long
as the result is modest and %inconspic-
uous, but under no circumstances must
you venture to impart a feminine curl
to the front locks.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
Japs Reform Their Dress.

The Empress Of Japan has discarded
the picturesque costume of her coun-
try. Her majesty's wardrobe is made
in Paris. and she has a decided prefer
cnce for tight-itting, small-waisted
gowns. The royal example is followed
by the ladies of the court, and state
functions no longer present their form
er polychromatic appearance. 1t is a
curious coincidence that the discarded
japanese costume combines all the
latest ideas on dress reform embodied
by it's apostles here and in Europe.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
ROYAL WheeIwomen.

Nearly all the members of the royal
family of England are cyclists. Princess
Victoria of Wales, the Duchess of Fife,
Princess Louise, the Marchioness of
Lorne and Princess Henry of Batten-
berg all ride and are enthusiasts. The
Queen Of Italy had her first bicycle
lessons last summer, but is already an
expert. She required only twelve les,
sons to become proficient.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

such a amous establishment they are
sure to prize it and think I paid Il lot
OF money" When the package was re-
turned from the shop the wedding
guest failed to examine her proposed
present and merely dispatched it. with
her card and compliments. Imagine
her disgust when strolling through the
rooms where the bridal gifts were dis.
played to find a dozen people about her
Offering and each one smiling. For a
moment she hesitated. then pressed
forward. and 10! there was the precious
white satin covered box bearing the
priced name, it is true. but. alas. below,
FROM the repairing Department. and
even worse than all. resting on the blue
cotton beside the pin vas an old broken
DIT OF earring, returned by the con.
scientious firm.-Chicago Chronicle.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

his excuses in London landed him in a
police court, and his most gracious
majesty had considerable difficulty in
escaping the punishment Sc often dealt
out to plcbeian roysterers-a month in
Jail. His %scandalous doings have caus-
ed untold grief to his wife, whose
tastes and habits are of a domesticated
character. Her majesty has made ev-
cry effort to wean him from his un-
seemly ways, but has me with little
or no SuccpSS.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
Don'ts for the Summer Girl.

Don'ts for the Summer Girl.
Don't giggle.
Don't listen to scandal.
Don't defy public opinion.
Don't play on the hotel piano.
Don't believe everything you hear.
Don't sleepall day and dance all night.
Don't form lifelong friendships in
three days.
Don't have heart talks" with every
a you know.
Don't read "Harry's' letters aloud to
your girl friends.
Don't 90 rowing with the young man
who tips the boat.
Don't refuse to marry a good man if
you get the chance.
Don't tell your admirers all the Sc
crets of your girl friends.
Don't become engaged to more than
two men at the same time.
Don't put on your bathing suit unless
you're going into the water.
Don't join sailing parties unless you
a stand a little rough weather.
Don't snub your mother or maiden
aunt in public. 1t doesn't look well.
Don't try TO protect your complexion.
Give the sun and fresh air an inning.
Don't sing. unless nature has given
YOU a voice which will not cause Others
pain.
Don't trust the gentleman who has
married u~nlappily and wishes TO tell
you all about it.
Don't forget that half an hour OF eX-
ercise in the open air is worth more
than all the nerve tonics in the market.
Don't forget that the summer hotel
veranda is the happy hunting-ground
of the most merciless gossips on earth.
Don't waste too much sympathy on
poor George, working away in the
hot city" George is getting along very
nicely.
Don't make your willing slaves fas-
ten your shoestrings more thar seven
times in the course of n day. The
novelty wears off.-New York World.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
Welded TO A ROYAL RAKE

rev royal personages in Europe de-
serve more sympathy than the queen
Oh lhe Belgians. whose husbands esca-
PAGES with stage celebrities and others
nave nearly driven his wife insane.
hlng Leopold is GO years of age, but
shows little sign of abating the scan
daious behavior which has made his
name a byword for years. At one time
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
The Rock of Gibraltar

not steadicr than a system liberated from
{ ShacAle, Of chjIls and fever. bilious re-
t,rAt " dumb ague by Hostetter's Stom-
/ B'tcrS. 8 perfect autidote to malarial
IN air or water. II is also an unexam-
ID remedy for billions. rheumatic or kidney
dyspepsia and ~ervousnes 1t
appetite and sleep and hastens
Nv. tkceArc.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
-oor ri SCHOOL.

VA, Found His Boxing
lo""To..ons Of Value.
49,. mountains of the South the
t'' SIN maintained upon the
Io' ulan. \ travelling man
FdA-1 from that section gave IA
rt reporter the following ac-
/, If an examination of an applicant
.onninc ut a cabin all night"
va" ~,nd A pale, slender young man
;,rjpc the evening to talk wi'p
bos .,s,kinr Of starting a school
u said "and | wanted to see if
uoull SUBSCRIBE
kin 90 rcad:
Evn yo' writer
Ferta.nly.'
kn 20 hsrer?
Cf Course" 49,,
Ar 20 marriedF'
w., we did want n married man
..nr The las three teachers has
If with GALS, an thar amt enuff
| in mis- hyar nciGhhorhood now.
4 don' s'poSr uoie of EN- would
roan Teller like yo'. | don't
- vo' not being married II make
T. .%ra'rcuce. Couldn' expect SIGH a
T.. t.ror ter he married. Then thar's
I.t,, Ne an Rill SimpkinS an
4 roncy is all gwinc ter school an
L ,rr read an write. done licked
h a.. lo done licked Ar, so | reckon
| o,Iy one Ter settle with is me. We
|. ,y;nr ter hey 10 man we kin lick.
( yo' font"
r .,rdied boxing" said the stranger.
.Dun' KNOW uotlIin' bout tibet. Does
kim boxes make musclc!'
.Try oue and sce,' was the cool re-
r.. lic mountaincer hit at the little
- and when he regained conscious
;. hel nj, head in the wood box and
Hrqt sticking up in the air.
.ookipc about him with a daZed eX-
he said:
Young Teller, shake. I'll go with yO'
no day an wen cit tibet school. An
;, Young Teller. set Inc ter work on
IN boxes. will yo'f'
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
The New EXpY'CSs.

A fast train for Kansas City and st
Louis, leaving Sioux City daily at s p. m.
This Is a Northwestern Line train from
Sioux City, runs over the Sioux City d
Pacific Railroad, and you should be sure
that your ticket reads via. tins route from
Sioux City.
Time tables, information, ETC., cheer
fully furnished by addressing.
III. {. CHEYNEY, General Agent,
Security Bank Building,
Sioux City. Iowa.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

An amusing incident occurred at a
fashionable wedding in this city. one
friend who determined TO save her
money and credit at the same tiile'
took q broken earring to Il famous Jew
o,or of STATE street and ordered the
little stone to be set as Il SCARF pin Tor
tbe groom. As she eagerly remarked:
elf does me 40 good, and coming IRON
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
Hot Springs. ). d., Excursion.

Special train over the F. +. Il NJ. V. r.
(, from sioux City May 18th, at rate of
III " tor the round trip. Tickets good
en days, daylight ride.
tog additional information address
II. {. CnEYNKY, General Agent,
Sioux CITY. Iowa
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

WOODWORK and floors are now stain.
u Win a color called forest green. 1t
lhfIlolizes with dlaperies and cover
t5S OF almost any color.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

Fluffy bangs, and even the coQuet-
fish waves that SO ~graciously conceal
the imperfections Of an ugly forehead,
are, as we'll as the girl that wear
them. out of date. The mannish girl
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

GOOD Smyrna rug will stand hard
ear for ten ycars-longer than the
carpet Will present q respectable
)pe4rauc1.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

Actinogram, which is Greek: RADIO
script, which is Latin, and ray sketch,
which is English. are suggested as
names for the ROentgen pictures, IN
place of nondescripts, like shAGowgram
and radiograff.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

Is II prObdble that what a million women say after
daily Trial is a mistake? 1hev say they hh0r 10y test
tia DObDi ms r ectric is mo . ecOnOU.tCQ{. Iircet and
test. They have had 81 years 10 try II. lOa give H
one trial
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

well cooked. while dark meats should
be served rare.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

We will forfeit 81 900 if any of our pub
lished testimonials are proven 10 be not
genuine. THE PISO CO, Warren, Pa.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

FITS.-An Fits stopped free by DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve RsstOrer. No Fits after first days use. Mar.
velous cures. Treatise and 200 trial bottle free TO
Fit cases. Send to DR.. Kline. g3l Arch st. Phila. Pa
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

Cream of tartar should always be
mixed with -four. soda with mix.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

A frigate bird can fly an entire week
without stopping to rest.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

Mrs. winsIOw's SOOTHING SYRUP fer children
%teething sottens the gums. reduces htanmatIoh
sliaNs Pain. cure. wind cello rs ceuts a bottle.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

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interview
editor and
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HARRISBURG.
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local paperI
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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

Halls Catarrh Cure
q Constitutional cure. Price IS cents.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14

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hes, Rash anl
nd every blepJ
u beauty, sli|
detection W
TODD the test olI
ars, and Is n
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made. Aecerl
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ar name. DFl
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will useth1n
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cream as ~
harmful Of all
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For sale VI
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Goods Dea.
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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-05-14
JONES.

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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17
VDadfadqua.
GRECIAN ART.
Paper Read by Member of Glass {.

In no period of the worlds history
has art in its principal forms shone
forth in such refulgent glory as char
acteriZes the "GOlden Age of Greece
Twas there in "heathen" Greece where
Socrates spoke and phidias chiseled
and Ictimeus built. clarifying God
through the glory of man for all time
to come. There in that land, whose
every mountain stream and dell gave
birth and shelter to Nymphs, Maids,
Fates and Furies. Muse and Grace, fit
birthplace of Jupiter and Neptune
and Mars and Venus and Adonis and
that galaxy of poetic imageries which
gave to Greek life, through its art and
literature its deepest color: there in
that land of song and fable, of Homer
and the Golden Fleece" was the birth
place of true art
True we may look back along the
converging lines of the known and I'M
known and find buried beneath the
debris of ages relics of the artistic
gories of nations lost amid the whirl
of centuries; and today from Babylonia,
Egypt, India and Greece comes the fit
full CLEANS which brighten the century
posts in the pathway of time. But
sculpture of today owes nothing to
Egypt or Babylon. To Greece alone
we trace our artistic andards-Greece
the parent from whom the heirs OF
twenty,four centuries have drawn
their Inspirations of artistic truth
Think not that take from Egypt hel
greatness in chisled art, for she was
great, but hers was distinctive great
ness. that of achievement, never OF
! beauty. The pyramids, temples, mon
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

This is an age of newspaper enter
prise in which scoops and originality
are the passports to favor and large
circulation. The Edgerton Enterprise
proves its claim to uptodateness by
publishing the names and matrimonial
qualifications of all the bachelors in
it's neighborhood. The article tells the
girls how each "bach" can be approach
ed, what he is worth, his prospects in
life and much general information of
value to husband seekers. The En-
terprise should now publish the names
and charms of the old maids and, per-
haps, marriage licenses will follow the
meeting of affinities.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

When your friend is in misfortune
be as attentive to him as when you
thought he had inherited a large for
tune, and you will prove concusively
that you are not a direct lineal descend
ant of Judas Iscariot Or an admirer of
Benedict Arnold.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17
Grace Congregational.

Corner 9Th and Laurel streets. Rev. J. H.
ALBERT. pastor. Sunday services, preach
ing 1890 a. m. and As p. m. Sunday School
AS a. m. Junior EndeavOr 800 p. m.
Christian EndeavOr $3.50 p. m. Children S
Mission Band the second Sunday of each
month at 3:OOp m. Midweek and Prayer
meetings. Wednesdays 7:45 p. m. Ladies'
Aid Society, Thursday afternoons. Ladies
Missionary Society. the last Friday of each
month
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

Though the Twice-a-Week Republic OF ST.
Louis excelled all other Western weekly papers
in publishing the news of the campaign, it now
announces that it has extended its news service,
and hereafter it will give its readers the best
paper in the country. This means much be-
cause the next twelve months will be crowded
with news of big events. With all the improve
ments to its service the yearly subscription will
be the same-one dollar year, by mail. twice a
week.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

If the girls were as pretty as the
magazines picture them, and the men
as virtuous as the investigating COM
mittees whiteWash them, the golden
streets of heaven would be lined with
restraints them from flying back to
this planet.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

Owing to the breaking of the eccen-
trio rod on the dynamo engine the
dollhouse was without light Saturday
evening. The trouble was remedied
the next day and no further inconven-
fence is looked for on that score.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

NEEDLE with everything that don't
concern you, attend to everybodys
business but your own and find fault
upon every possible occasion and you
will learn why the pessmist can find
nothing to commend in humanity.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17
Methodist Episcopal.

Third street. opposite Pittman House. Rev. c. A;
CRESSY. pastor Services at 10:30a. m. and
1880 pm. Sunday School at II m. Junior
League at 400 p. m. EpwOrth League at $50
p. m. Prayer meeting, Wednesday evening
at $50. Pastors class in Bible Study Friday
evening at 1870. Ladies' Bible Circle. Friday
at 3:OOp. m. Mrs. S. b. SlOcumb. teacher
Pastors residence. 523 n. Second street.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

Miss Granting, the choir leader, is
suffering from severe cold and posi-
bly, may not be able to attend chapel
services next Sunday.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

Everybody should read our exchange
column. 1t is filled with the choicest
thought of the American press, and
something can always be found worthy
Of careful study.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

The state teamster. he of Herculean
build and majestic mien, is now enjoy
ing the unique distinction of being the
first member of this community who
ever wore an overcOat within the walls.
1t is cut an fat, and the material is of
such mail-carrier hue that while it
may wash. it can never be soaked.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

The machine, carpenter and paint
shops have moved into shop +, and
hereafter will be considered as one de-
partment.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

About this time of the year the aver
age convict discovers that he has about
ten pounds of inconsistencies to one of
merry Christmas.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

If some men could have a proof
proof-readers would resign rather than
undertake the JOB of pointing out the
innumerable mistakes it shows.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

The overshadowing cloud that dark
ems the existence of the selfish is the
belief they entertain that the Creator
has nothing else to do but watch over
and care for their interest.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

We have been unable to learn the
nature of the program to he presented
Christmas Day, but may he wiser next
week
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

The man who has been betting on
the races ali summer is now wondering
if he can afford to give his family any
Christmas gifts this year.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

The milk maid of poetry is always
pretty, but the milk made for city con-
sumption has a watery tinge to its pale
complexion.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-12-17

1t is sad thing for man to lose his
character. but it would be a glorious
thing for some people if they would
lose their regulations