The herald., 1896-04-27


star job for hard work of my life," re-
marked the deputy zanjero, as he
slammed the door of John Muir's inner
office behind him on Wednesday after
noon, disclosing through the aperture
the not unhandsome countenance OF
H. e. Huntington and the martial hg-
ure of General Thomas H. Hubbard
Il have got to have "Silver" John H
Mitchell named as de Democratic run
min horse to make a bluff of beatin'
Jim McLachlan for congress. Mac kinder
played me an de chamber Of commerce.
an de long wharf by Santa Monica
an San Pedro, an de colonel, an gran
"a Coils, an de Free Harbor league,
who do de fishin' off de Terminal wharf
by San Pedro, both ways in de late un-
pleasantness which aire not yet alto
gether done. He climbed in er cherry
tree first, an filled his stomach Wild de
ripe fruit from der orchard. Den whei,
Patterson and Hazard showed up close
to de Washington monument, de Six
district congressman sneaked back to
DER camp by a back door. We finds.
Of course, dat he can't be trusted over
night, an were wild de colonel to dump
him back to de San Gabriel valley, where
he was a COW lawyer afore we'uns made
him man drawin' $4,000 a year an worth
Just about railroad pass wild cigar
money to eat on when he was hungry.
So was called in again and Mitchell,
de silver hustler, as is in touch wild de
cocktail ISOLATION, an de government
ownership of railroads, an de Cahuen-
ga valley, is to succeed on de slate to
succeed McLachlan on a platform
whichll be for bluff agin' me. an Hunt
ington an Muir. It's ticklish sit
uation which aire confrontin' US, but
we're in a reglar pumped-out oil WELL
an its shake of de dice which way
Well land. 1 don't like de job has
assigned to me. but in dis business a
feller has to do things sometimes which
in a dry season would land him in
John Burr's best room close by Temple
street near New High.
Dis feller Mitchell is a burd: a reg'lar
warm child fowl. He got into our
bandwagon early In de season, an has
abeen ridin' to glory ever since. We
tried hard to force him offin' de back
seat for awhile, but he hung on by his
finger-nails an soon played checkers to
prove dat he was good stuff. Den come
de fight against dem refundin' proverbs
of Billy Foote's up to Frisco, an de
cocktail 'sociation was alarmed. Mitch
ell was right on de bottom floor. bring
in hisself over de fence on front-d door
steps, an now Mitchell is solid for $50
a month, wild free milage comm an
goin' to see Gran Pa Coils whenever
he likes.
Martin Marsh is atellin' dat Abe
throua before de nine in de hall, den
leave for his vegetable market down in
de sixt' ward. Dat yarn is all flies.
which started wild 'Dolph Ramish. who is
Jealous cause Abe don't go of'en 'nough
to skule. Sam Kingery helped engi-
neer dat lettle deal to taffy up de farm
ers as lives where he is to run once more.
Marsh amt reliable when 1t comes to
'sociation bulletins. De Deputy Zanjero
knows more in nlinnit when 1t comes
to linin' up dat push dan de Roman
contractor kin dream in year.
Say. if yuse thinks we hain't got a
cinch on dis town den yuse hain't
amovin' in our set. It's only me as
kin make Judge Smith an Judge Shaw
come off de perch an preach in front of
ward clubs. Draggin' de judicial err
mine in de mire, did yuse whisper?
You're off. Dis is to be a campaign of
education an we needs clean men to do
vite to de colonel, only Herv Lindley
says as he amt respectable 'nough an
Herv talks like four aces. every time.
an pertic'lar loud when 1t comes to
dom politics proper.
RAIDER bein' picked out to give to w.
c. Patterson de Fiesta decoration when
he gets home. 1t was me as pro-
Wild Patterson to cook de mayors goose
dis winter, somebody else should have
been picked out to decorate him when
he gets home. 1t was done as pro-
! grained, dat leetle incident, an If says
| it myself Frank Munson won't get any
de worst Of dat cut of lemon pie.
We Of de ISOLATION round here amt
awaitin' for action on Mckinley by
de big 'visory board on May de 18th. We
has already resoluted agin' de colonel's
protection friend. Me an Lionel Shell
don an Herv. Lindley an Walter Par.
ker never takes any chances when 1t
comes to eatin' golach dressed proper.
All de councils 'cept two in de county
has already declared against de man
from Ohio, an de big 'visory board kin
now 60 drown demselves.
Say, was I tellin' yuse bout Sam
Kingery and George Stockwell 'ahunt-
ing up Maginnis, de Irish giant, to
square demselves cause dey gulped
down John Muirs slave harbor resolu-
'em to go home like good leetle chill
dren. 1t were serious case, but he'd
see F. K. Wade an mebbe 1t could be
made right.
"Kingery and Stockwell left de Brad
bury block, so Frank Munson says,
aswearin' dat II dey come out whole in
de scrape dey would never sin no more.
ogy was accepted, accordin' to de ordi-
nance made an provided.
Say, it hain't fac dat Guy Bar
ham has sent word to Muir dat John
Gaffey is a-usin' him in de harbor free
for-all to get on de pay roll. Gaf don't
program in dat style, an dat romance is
all wind. Young Harry Huntington
who is his uncle's top-notch nephew,
started dat yarn. He was Jealous cause
Guy and Gaffey did mt take him to lunch
up to de California club when he was
here de odder day"
Charley Luckenbach says dat If de
mine don't pay Sam Adams de $50 dey
owes for decoratin' de hall for de Fiesta
he'll give de 'sociation de jolly quits.
He kin stand 'em asittin' down on
Mckinley. but tings has got to look
purity where he dictates his love letters
or Gle city III have to get anudder boy"
"We has trump card up our sleeve
which may be I'll play and may be no.
Eff me and Herve Lindley an Gran
Pa Coils an John Muir makes it up
to f1atten out McLachlan mex week for
sure. Col. Teed or Walter Parker II
get de invite to go to congress for Santa
Monica mex season. San Pedro IL get
no endorsement when our friends meet
up in Sacramento a week from tomor-
row. Dat leetle trick is alined up for
sure. Billy Dunn could enter for dat
runnin'. but his head aire too level dis
season."
DE ISOLATION aire not nedin' Nc
Kin1ey for a blind to stampede de
Irish. Dat trick would have been a
foxy play ef had fought Of 1t in time.
We could have worked 1t for Tom Reed
an run him threugh under de wire
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