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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

@eibe zines S@ifss. Su saint
Walo weibte Der Somberr SuruIIel in
Wsrtretun9 oes GrSbiihOis bon &ennes
ben Saint pierre", Elm SpiH, wslhes
9lei6Seiti9 Nls STRIDE uno &rantenbaus
einQerihtet 1T, nm ben iransOiiihen
6iidern bel Nteuiunolono su oienen.
9Os S9iff lit ourd freimili9e Seis
Iteuern erbnut morosn. 81 oeneu Die
&e9ierun9 20, 600 Srcs. beitrug.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Gem nNeuen @eib" miomet ein
Sibter in u"nierer Sa9espreiie fnl9cn=
ben @ersiOb, Der oUs @eien oieics
0jcl6Opfcs 10 gut tennsei6net, onB mir
niht umbin tOnnell, ibn bier abju=
oruden:
rGroB 1T lie i'll So9esird9su,
God ant Nratttiben 9ebritt'S
Inns nit eincm Nort gu ia9eu:
Ste 1T aleS uno fam nI6t5. !"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Sos GlteIie uutbentiibe Wutter9ot=
tesbilo Der g8eIt bat Der beriibmte 6as
pallere &oiii nod turs Dor 'einem 8 ODE
in Den 9OtafOmben 0ufOeiunocn (Serbit
1894. Gr lieB siueu nit SunO 3uNes
i6iitteten Sang G~u50rOben uno fano
berrll9e Observation-Disclosures nit Dem
Q%euonnten iebr gut erbO!tenen lleblihen
WtdoonnGbiloe. Die 6resten baben
0enau oGs Qlside Nlter, rpie Die 6res=
fen BON PDmpcli.-ein mumltObli6er
Eewsis bon Der MISUNDERSTANDING
Der GDriiten ibou I'M erlten Sabrbun=
bert.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Gpn ieinem Stanppunft. Bauer:
rSeQ9en Sir. Serr Saulmeeiter,
ipresten oenn Die Siirten auh SitiA?"
Sdullsbrer r9tein!" Bauer: rNuh
ni4t plattoitid?" Shullebrer: ygtein!"
Bauer (usrattungsuOl): Die oummen
Sllmels!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12
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StuoioIus S0lemmle: Gclowdb=
rlln9! ydGtrliA! Yei mir nlDrt ods
GOlO nle lang!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Cine 3eitung brNu6t gu ibrem Be-
iteben orei SDrtsn @nten: NbonsGuten,
Ng=@nten uno GOrrelpOnO=Gnten.
9lue anoerer .Gnien" ilno entbeDrliA,
man9e iOaar i6aOIiA. settle @nten,
rpelbe Dem &eOatteur gum Geiaeut
QemaAt perosu. natilrli4 aus8eWOms
men.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

@m 90. Wtai neroen olle 8lasfabri=
fen in ben Der. Staaten 0ei1loieu.
wOourd Is, Observation-Disclosures
log neroen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12
Sunoert Sa9e III europa.

Nus benz 10 betitelteu g9erte oes
bObw. Sater u. ROisn, ,uel6sr 9e9en=
ipdrtlg in WaoiiOn. Wtiun., pfarrer
lit, iperoen mir in ben ndbiten WO9en
cine gnSabl Sapitel abornden, Wslhe
mir pOn beiOnoeren SntsreNe fir uuiere
Seler balten uno Die su9leib, als Nuf.
numbering oienen iollsu lid oas iibsr=
aus intereilante @ert brett bonn Yer-
falier 81 beSieben. g8ir peroeu es ols
eineu beiOuoersn 8efaleu betradten,
tuenu man an9ibt, OaB man our9
glatt auf oas DorSi9li9e
BUD %aufmerfiain 8ema9t puroe:
Srier. %. Nopember 1894.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

g8er!e Der 6reimaurer. Ser prd=
Srdiett Senolc bon &Ouen, Sruntrei6
bat. Oas &reus Ouf Dem &ir6boie in
1ieppe ubreiECn IHilcn. 9rci Der ipihs
tighten Yra%iettentclen in Grantrei6
lluo nit Su0tN btleBt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12
Scr III. 8ef.
(S 6lub b.
Mein lieber Heffe!

Mfein lieber Neffe!
SD tAnn audi weiter ia9en: "Chris-
tus ~imperat." Gr lit Der srDBte
&Onig, er iiibrt bas mdhti9lte Scepter.
90ir willen ia Nlle, luds uniere 3eit
bewe9t, mir b6rsn offers bos &ollen
oes nabenoen @epitters, mir ollie bQben
9stpile &uno9ebun9sn 9eisben, wcl1e
9egen Die W16ti9eu Der gEelt 0eri6tet
lino; lie wilien ~pfenbar, baB ibre
Wtabt ni6t fart 1T, uno oab bisis
WIa6t lei6t serbro6en tuerosn Tam.
9lber penn Der Serr uuo Seiluno ipriht
ooer Elm ihpaaer Wteni6 in ieinen
NGmcn reOet, 10 IinO 3auienoe unD
A6eGtaulenoe bcreit. ;u iol9en, bic
9rDBten Cpfer 5u ~brin9eu, 10 iuie mir
e. III Oielen 5agen iabeu. llno oarlm,
meme Gieben, Damien mir benz Serrn,
uno Oarum lit srOBG 6reuoe un5 al
She'll QeiUoroen. SD tOnute mid taum
Der SbrGnen Der &ilIruug erpebren,
ME i'd bic Yiiger tOmmen iuD, pom
!Hn9en @ege nit StOub beoedt, eriniie
bet BON Der Welten 9teile, Qber ireuOi9
oertldrt. 0ls lie oas 81. Gew0no erblid-
ten, ~unoertpNnoten 8lifes 0Qs Qluoe
o0rauf gebeftet. nur oOs FL. 8ewano
iaben lie. g3er lam bic Sebniubi
ihiiocrn. Die aus loren Nu9en leudtete,
tuer lam iugerl, NIT tUsld1er Gersbrun9.
nit pcltem 8l0lben lie iib benz bl.
bl. Wemono nabteu, lno ,pie Tie 9leih.
lam in SsrSitfung einen Augenblif Dor
Dem Dl. GeipAno perbarrten. 9Sir
mubten i6nen IiebeUpu imner io9eu,
DtlterSugCben, oan!t Die Nnoern aud
tOmmen tOnnteu; Damn wdnoteu lie ben
Slid INNER luis0er nod slriit uno
'Nhen nod einmal O0s &leio nit Sreuoe
uno Giibrulg an"
lln0 in Dem Seri6te iiber Die wGb,
reno Der Nusfellun9 lt0tt9eiunoenen
gSunoer ioNt Der bp6lU. Serr:
..YSer unbefan9en Obne pOrber Qe-
iObte Wteinulg priiIen mil, miro iit
Der Wtd6t Der S6atiO0en ni9t ent;ie.
ben tOnuen. IS bHnoelt ii6 bier niGt
I'M OOr~iIbcr9ebenoe GmpiiuounQen,
nIbt I'M plOblibe Grrs9uussn, Die
ougenblidli0 Dem 2~eIoeuOen 9lei1ion
oOs SewuBtielu Ieincr Sdmsr3eu nsb.
men, i'm ober balo IUieocr Die ~trauri0t
g8irtli1teit nit Der gOnSeu g9utt Del
Qetdulhten NOHnungen Iit1len lulieu.
9iein. Die Seilun9en iiuo unleuQbGr.
g8ir ieben PeriOnen jeQliden glters,
je9lihen StGnoes unO je9li9en De-
l6Iehts 8enelung finoCu.
Granlbeiten aller Art, imnere UNI
GuBere, perOeu 9eBoben. 9ieie mum
oerbnren YerdnOerunQeu 9eibebeu
tbeilS plOblih, tbeils crit uab eini9e,
3cit. obne NnwenounQ drStli6er Wtit.
tel. Die @iienihait betemnt, BAT
Oie'e &bNtIuben auf n0tiirlibe gDeiit
niht 81 erllQrcu linO, wenigltens nibi
Die al eriter STEELE al0eiiibrten tSGle.
IS mare Elm Srrtbum, menn man ipe.
CiCll Ole 9rantbeiten bDlieriider Natur
unO oeren Sellun9 nur Der glnbilouna
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Sdtten Die Srldnoer 10 bel fir Die
PIarrihulen 9etban, ,uie Die 9sutiden,
10 50blte oieies Sano belte lidsrlid
Stpel Wtllllouen &OtbOliten mebr. limo
'pdren iriide Prielter in 0emii6ten 8es
meinoen Elm Wenig nit unierer Wutters
ipro6e betnnnt Qelpeien, 10 bitten aud
manhe SObne Germaniens ben Me9
CUR &irbe nidt per9elen. - y&atbol.
SonntnasblNtt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Sie jiln9ite glifairs besiiali6 Der Obi.
ca9oer neutrality-suspicious. mo ibres
tcden S6reibens an Den YapIt bat
lnlere nationaliberalen Y~otentateu
pieoer eiumal Sriiuoli6 blnmirt. Be-
seihnenoer @eiie ribteten bic metbDoi=
itil1eu @ortbanoiuerter ibr frebes gln=
llnnen eben an jene liber0len Yotenta.
ten. bic 10 bOlOielig bon Der Better,
ibaft 8ottes uno Yriioeri6ait Der
WenIaen" 81 'albaoern peritunoen.
Nun bat &Om enOlib oas ernIt Wort 9e=
iprO6sn: Inns 9ebt Die gauge @ir nibts
an, - lino Die Wetbooiiten arg Der.
lhnupft. Sic weroen hiufiiro Den
ndhIten P0plt nibt in ben &eiben ibrer
Gonfellionss6reunoe iu9en. - Scr.
oes 8~laubens."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1896-05-12

Inter oieiem Sitcl circuIirt in ben
Sa9esblattern bic folgenoe Sepei6e,
iuelhe oifenbar aus feinen reinen 9lb.
lidten in Die gDelt 9ei6ift ipllroe.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
A Marvellous Quilt.

Mrs, Joshua Biles of Southington,
Conn, has been working on q bedquilt
at odd times since 1892, which'is won
der in its way and deserves special
notice. The material is twilled cot
ton, and is made in forty-one squares,
seven squares each way, but the inner
square takes up nine Of the ordinary
ones. On this is inscribed in blue
stitching, which is readily declphered,
the names OF all the soldiers that went
to the civil war from Southington,
together with picture Of the SOL
dier's monument. On the other squares
are the pictures of persons and places Of
local note, such as the pastors of tho
churches, the postmasters of the three
villages, the assessors, the contractors
and builders, merchants, etc, the
names of the various manufacturing
firms, with the list of officers, pictures
Of various historic buildings and
Names of secret societies represented
in that town in 1852. Mrs. Blles has
been untiring in her efforts to finish
this remarkable quilt and now it is
stretched upon frame
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
A Golden KnocIser.

James Payne says that at Clifford,
in Kent, there was formerly palace
of the archbishops of Canterbury, in
which Wolsey is said to have held his
court. 1t was but a small place and
isnow farmhouse picturesque enough
but exhibiting no signs of prosperity.
The other day, however, this little in
cidcnt happened; The farmer sent for
a carr enter to do some odd jobs about
the house, and among other things to
mend the hnocier. The man took it
OIL and after careful examination Of
il said: "Do you know what this
knocker is made of?' "Why. brass, l
suppose. mo it is pure gold" And
it was Think of the years that that
rich prize was hung at the mercy of
every tramp.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
The American Father.

In what have seen of English home
life it has seemed to me that the Eng
lish father is on terms of closer ac-
quaintanceship with his daughter than
is the American father. This may be
due to the fact that the American
father is much more occupied with his
business, and also to the additional
fact that the American daughter has
more of self reliance in her disposition,
which renders her to a certain extent
more independent and capable of
looking after her own interests. In a
certain sense, especially as regards
monetary and matrimonial matters, it
might be said that the English father
acts for his daughter, while the
American father allows her to act for
herself. Those who have made study
of the American girl can have little
doubt but this independence is good
for her, in both a mental and moral
sense, though it does not follow that
the same course of treatment would
be good for the English girl. - Eliza
beth L. Banks in the Nineteenth
Century.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
A souIlcna eltentIo.

"Im tired" remarked the spectacu-
lar scoffer, "of reading these stories
about the hayward son or the dis
owned daughter who Invariably comes
back on Thanksgiving or Christmas
day, to be received into the bosom OF
the family"
why" replied his wife," how hard
hearted you are! Surely you must be
touched by their repentance.
Not us much as I'd like to be. I'd
be more impressed of they'd select
some day for coming back home when
they nren't dead sure the family is go
ing to have roast turkey for dinner"
Washington Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02


in this line Of work she took up paint
ing, first for the love OF 1t, and after
ward as a means of livelihood. To be
sure she loved it, yet, but sometimes
she had to work at 1t when her hands
were weary and her eyes panied 1t
was at the close Of the year. She had
had hard months work filling Christ
mas and New Years orders, and when
New Years eve came and others were
enjoying themselves in various ways she
sat alone in her little room, which
served both as studio and living
room, too weary to light her lamp or
prepare her evening meal. She gazed
at picture just finished, scene OF her
childhood and young womanhood
haunts Her thoughts went Sack to
those happy days when not a thought
Of care cast shadow on her young life.
She thought Of herself when, in the eX-
uberance of youth, she pictured her flu
ture in brightest colors. She had
hoped in those days to reach the fame
of Raphael or Michael Angelo.
Friends, she had scores; lovers, she
had not a few; but she answered to
their applications:
No, alh welded to my art. 1t his
my heart, my life, my being. have
room for paught else"
But there came dey when she met
one whose love she reciprocated and
she was happier than ever before. She
asked herself; How can l give him
up; and. how can l give up my long
cherished hopes to devote my life to
this work." And she pondored over
1t until she became pale and thin and
ambition finally conquered.
It was to this part of her life in par
ticular that her mind reverted. BE
meath the spreading branches Of this
stately olm," she murmured, as she
gazed dreamily and tearfully through
the growing dusk at the painting be-
fore her, "he told me of his love. The
sorTowful expression upon his face, as
told him could never be his wife,
haunts me still. Oh, was l right? l
have not succeeded as l desired. My
fame has not reached foreign countries.
l have spent many lonely hours here;
no husband to encourage me in my
work, to cheer me with his love. No
loving little arms to encircle my neck;
no lips to press my own. No one to
sympathize with me, when l am weary
and discouraged. Oh, have I made a
mistake? And where is George? Has
his life been wasted? Has he been
true to me as he said he would be-?
All, I have not only missed something
in my own life but have perhaps made
wreck of his. o, Father, pray Thee,
forgive me if l have been too ambi-
tious."
The li.tle artist clasped her worn
hands in her lap and closed her eyes
IN slumber. The fire in the CRATE
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
Paralysis Follows BIOOdIGSSneSS
and Nervous PrOStratiun.
A PATIENT WOMAN AFFLICTED
FOR YEARS.
She Tells How at Last She Was Permas
nently Cured.
From the Press, New York City.

From the Press New York City.
For more than fifteen years, Mrs. A.
Mather, who lives at No. 43 East One hun
dred-and-twelfth Street, New York, was
SUFFERER from anemia, which, in spite Of
The treatment Of physicians, gradually de-
yeloped into nervous prostration until
nnaly marked symptoms Of paralysis set
an. Mrs. Mather gladly gave the reporter
her experience.
For many years" Mrs. Mather said, ~
was constant sufferer from nervousness
~ was about fifteen years ago that my con-
ultlon began to grow worse Soon be-
came SO affected that was Frustrated and,
until ABOUT two years ago, was a part Of
the time unable to leave my bed. en-
ployed several physicians from time to
time, my bills at the drug store for pre-
scriptions, sometimes, amounting to as
much as so month, but all the doctors
did for me did not seem to help me at all.
MY blood became greatly impoverished and
after years OF suffering was threatened
with paralysis.
when walked could scarcely drag
my feet along and at times my knees would
give away so that would almost fall down.
Feeling that doctors could not help me
had little hope of recovery, until one day
read In newspaper how person, afflicted
almost tho same as was, had been cured
by DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie. purchased box and began taking
the pills. The effect of this first box pleased
me so much that bought another. Before
had taken all the pills in the first box
began to experience relief and, after the
third box had been used, was practically
cured. 1t was really surprising what q
speedy and pronounced effect the medicine
had upon me-
II always keep DR.. Williams Pink Pills
IN the house now, and when feel any
symptoms of nervousness ind that they
give me certain relief"
Mrs. Mather's daughter, Miss Anna, COR
roborated her mothers account, and told
how she herself had been cured of chronic
indigestion by these pills. and. too how
her cousin had been cured of anemia in
the same way.
DR.. Villains Pink Pills contain, in
condensed form, all the elements necessary
to give new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves. They arc
also specific for troubles peculiar TO
females, such as impressions, irrcgulari-
ties and all forms OF weakness. They build
up the blood, and restore theglow of health
to pale and sallow checks. In men they
effect radical cure in all cases arising
from mental worry, overworh or excuses
of whatever nature. Pink Pills are sold IN
boxes never in loose bulk ut SOC. box or
six boxes for $3.50, and may be had of all
druggists or direct by mail from DIR. VII.
hamS' schenectady, New York.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02

THIS JUMPING JACh Is A DANDY.
Susie was saying, eyes, I know my
doll is hitler than yours, but do love
her so! She's my own dolly! my own
dollyw And she sung it over and over,
cuddling her dolly close.
EYES," said Leila, my doll is bigger,
but yours is ever so much prettier, for
mine is only a cloth dolly, and yours
is wax with real hair. love to look at
it, but I'm afraid to touch 1t for fear
1t would break. / suppose dolly that
won't break Is best for me. Mamma
says I'm pretty hard on doll"
Roy was looking at Johnny, playing
with his jumping jack. Johnny saida
II did want rocking horse, and I
was most sure Santa Claus would bring
me one. l thought he'd know wanted
one so much. But this jumping jack is
a dandy, though" and he pulled the
string hard.
The little figure turned two or three
sometsaults, and ended by standing on
its head. Johnny giggled, and little
Roy, looking trifle sober, said: "Your
johnny jumper is awful nice, and l
like to see you make him go 1t. l
didn't get anything this year, but l
hope times will be lot better for our
house next Christmas, and then I'll get
enough to make 1t all up. But" said
he, smiling now, GIVE got all my mar
bles that l had last year, and my top
is most as good as new, and I'll tell you
she's hummer! Come, Johnny, let's
have a game Of marbles"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02

"Those on earth who are united in love
Cease not to care for eaca other above.
For their souls then united shall be
And they'll be as one through eternity"
She awoke. The distant chimes on
the cathedral were joyously ringing in
the new year. The sound Of sweet
music could be heard from afar, but no
hand clasped hers. She knew then it
was q dream. But who will say that
the little artist will not find when she
reaches the pearly gate the one from
whom she has been separated in this
life?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
A whole TamIIr Rescued.

North Huron, N. Y.-(Special) o. H.
Sum Of this city had nearly become a
physical wreck through excessive use
of tobacco, and his brolher-in-law, SON.
in-law and father-in-law were also in
al health from the same cause. The
four men all began taking No-To-Rac
at the same time. and though Icple-
senting great differences of age and in
trinity, they have not only been ea;ilCly
cured of the tobacco habit, but are now
in the best possible physical condition.
The quartette are proud of the result
and recommend No-ToBac with the
greatest enthusiasm. Hundreds of to-
bacco users are following the example Of
the Sum family.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
HOW To MAKE MONEY

Mr. EDIToR:-Tell others OF my success
Fifteen years farming and hustling discouraged
me. My cousin made $1,000 last year plating
tableware. jewclry, etc. I ordered an outfit
from Gray g. Co., Plating Works Dept, IS,
Columbus, o. 1t was complete, all materials,
formulas, trade secrets and instructions They
teach agents free. Goods easy plated, nice as
week, $47 second, S2O3 first month. get all work
I can do; brother made S75 selling outfits.
Write firm for sample. B. II. SHAW.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
'@HE DREAMED THAT HER LOVER
WAS WITH HER"

burned lower and lower; but the moons
rays shed a halo of light about her head.
She dreamed that she was once more a
maiden fair and her lover was with
her, but when he commenced to whis-
per to her the story of love he was
suddenly called away. Thrice did he
attempt it, and the last time her heart
thrilled with his burning words-but
she babe him 60. Then she heard a
voice saying:
woman, knowest thou what thou
hast done? Thou hast outraged not
only thine own heart, but that of the
man. For this sin shalt thou suffer"
She dreamed again and she thought
she was at Heavens gate. ENTER"
said a voice, but it was not that of her
first dream. 1t was low and sweet and
said. SISTER, thou hast fulfilled thy
tasks on earth. Thou couldst have
made a happy home for myself; but it
was rejected, and instead thou hast
done many deeds Of kindness to weary
and respondent ones, which loving acts
have, like the ripples Of the sea, gone
on and on, only the Master knoweth
whittier. Thou hast comforted the
sick, helped the poor, made happy the
little children; but still thy life is not
complete; there awaits for thee a great
Joy"
The voice ceased, but she heard the
sound of sweet music and far-off bells
like silvery wedding bells. Suddenly a
beautiful light shone above her, SO that
she cloSed her eyes and then she felt
the clasp of hand and heard the voice
Of one Of long ago saying;
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02

"Member the no count mule 1 had?"
said Mr.. Huskins,
"Shore. What we done weth imp
'Tuck i'm ter town an traded i'm
off. Teller offered ter sell me gold
brick, an tole I'm Id swap the mule
fur it, an he tuck me up"
"But the gold brick amt any ac-
count"
"Neither's the mule. 1 done it jes'
ter punish the teller for bein' blame
robber. Washington Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02

~ don't mind eating biscuits made
with baking powder" said the tramp,
"but draw tine line at bread raised
with yeast"
I'D like to xnow why?" asked the
woman of the house, as She drew back
the hnlf-loaf Of white bread.
"The yeast that made that bread
worked" answered the tramp" and l
cannot consistently affiliate with it,"
Detroit Free Press
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
NInkoa Am tho nlncrcnce.

"Lools this prisoner up in Brad
streets" said the judge.
"May ask why your honor gives
such extraordinary Instructions" salts
the prosecuting attorney.
Certainly" said the judge. / wish
to ascertain whether he is thief or u
kleptomaniac. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
Fire, FIrei That Dreadful CRY.

Is frOught with Import doubly. dire to the
unhappy man who boholds his dwelling or his
warehouse feeding tho devouring element
uninsured. Happily most people who can, In.
sure-everything but health. Nino-tenths of
us neglect tho preservation Of this when Il Is
In palpablo JEOPARDY, lncipisnt indigestion,
liver complaint la grippe, inaction OF the kid
neys and bladder and m'alRr a ara all counter
acted by Aos totter Stomach Bittcrs.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
Plea for Economy.

Wife-Tomorrow is your birthday,
my dear. am going to the jewelers.
to get you nice little present.
Husband-Let it be something cheap
darling. haven't paid for my last
years birthday gift yet. 49, Boston
Transcript.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
An EnRY Victory.

81 guess Lord Dunraven is pretty
sure to have the last word about that
yacht race" said the American sports
man.
"Undoubted," replied the Briton.
'It's regular talk-over. Washing
ton Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02

Banns--You didn't know that ] was
once engaged to marry your wife, did
you?
Danns-No; who broke off the en-
gagementP
Bonns--I did.
Danns-Did, eh? (Smashes him, and
pounds him within an inch of his life. J
There, now; if you ever play trick
on me like that again, Ill kill you the
next time!
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
The New Year Dawns.

The New Year dawns-the sun shines
strong and clear;
And all the world rejolces and is gay;
The city-loving birds from spray to
spray
Fit busily, and twitter in my ear
Their little frozen note Of wintry
cheer;
From ruddy children with the snow
at play
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
Supply Exhausted.

81 presume you carry memento Of
some sort in that loclSet of yours?"
"Precisely; it is q lock of my hus-
bands hair"
"But your husband is still alive"
eyes, sir, but his hair is all gone. -
Chicago Tribune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-02
Opals.

0pals were once considered bad
luck. The jewellers say that such
superstition no longer prevails, and
that they have more orders for that
gem than any other. Fashion has
overruled that superstition.