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The evening times., 1896-01-10
A WOMAN LAWYER.

the cause. -,
A WOMAN LAWYER.
Miss Mary Philbrook. one of the best
woman lawyer in the Union, will here
on the 23d. Her papers all relate to school
suffrage and the admission of women TO
| the bar. She also talks on the acts per.
mitting them to be appointed commissioners
OF deeds, and making married women Lin ble
| for their own debts and administra tors Of
their own property.
Miss PhilbruOk possesses great legal
/ knowledge, and her speeches are bound TO
attract attention from the masses, and may
| probably succeed in confouuding some Of
| our Congressional solons.
| Kansas will send strong representa-
tive in Laura A. Johns, the State president.
Mrs. Johns has done very successful work
in Kansas and adjacent States.
Miss Laura Gregg is another representa-
tive woman of the West, and comes TO the
convention crowned with new laurels
for the work just achieved in the Kansas
convention Miss Gregg is fine speaker.
and besides suffrage work, is a we'll
known political worker and vigorous ex-
poneut of popular questions.
No one will attract more attention than
the able secretary of the national asso
has come to Washington with each recurs
ring convention for many years. and she
| is always heartily welcomed. or the
question up to date. Mrs. Avery said lately:
The present outlook for suffrage is a
most hopeful one. Since our last conven-
ton we have made immense gains in this
and other countries South Australia has
fully enfranchised the women of its vast
territory. and now comes Utah, eomplet.
ing a trinity of true republics at the SUN.
init OF the Rockies.
Then look at the growth of public senti
ment toward US. The submission Of a
stitutions of New York, Oregon. Idaho
Nevada and California ny their respec-
tive State legislatures, is the outcome
of this magnificent increase of this senti-
ment. In the recent constitutional con-
vention of South Carolina, there were
twentySix votes for womCn's full En-
reimbursement. These things and many
splendid results of our association in organ.
izing various State societies make US fea
that we have cause to rejoice
THE REFERENDUM.
How about the result of the Massa-
chusetts referendunl-was that not rather
a damper upon suffrage enthusiasm"
Not at ALL" was the quick reply.
Zone out of every three men, and twenty.
five out of every twenty-six women who
expressed their opinion on our question at
the ballot-lox. were in favor of equal suf-
frage. Is not that an excellent proportion"
One OF the pleasant features of the con-
vention is a souvenir calendar which has
been published by the national association.
1t is a very unique affair. decorated with
sunflowers in pale yellow and green ar
tisticaly intertw lining the pictures OF Mrs.
Stanton. Lucy Stone, Susan B. Anthony,
and Lucretia Mott. The pictures are very
good. A calendar pad is attached, each
leaf bearing some choice quotation. One
Is from Elizabeth F. Thompson: when
you are swimming against the tide of pub
lie opinion, be assured YOU are no dead
fish, for they float with it,
The evening times., 1896-01-10
Or. Shades ChIoridum Discovery

CURES Pulmonary Tuberculosis
(COnsumptionl, Laryngeal Phthisis
(ConsumptiO of fhe ThrOat), Nasal
Catnrrh, Catarrh of the Throat nd
All Discusses of the Lungs, Throat,
Nose and Air Passages.
The Following persons were cured Of Pull.
monary tuberculosis tcensumptiunl by Dr.
Shades Chloridum Discovery:
Dr. T. b. Patterson, 90 B st. N F.; Dr.
J.C. Mcconnell, 500 Sd ST. n. w: Miss Mary
E. McKim, daughter of DR.. S. A. H. McKim,
20 9th st. S. E; Mrs. Holland. daughter oi
Ma :or Drummond 80 1 9th st. n. E.; W. SAM
ford Brown, 1909 st. ~ w; Mrs. w F.
Render. 1899 9Th st. ". W.; Mrs. Chas H
Hughes, 400 = tn st. S. W.: al of Washington,
d. c.: G. N. Wells, Lanham, Maryland: Mel
chor Leidy, Cearfoss. Maryland. Office
Consultation free: 1889 18th st.
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Startling Clot hing Sales.

H. Friedlander & Bro. have just received
an enormous shipment of clothing that
should have been delivered month ago.
They naturally declined To take them, but
the factory. rather than have them thrown
back ON their hands, wired them to re-
ceive them and sell at any price. So today
they start an immense half-price sale.
There are Suits, Overcoats and Pants In
the lot, and as they have only just been
made up they are the very latest styles.
washingtonians are not slow to catch
on To a good thing, and there is no doubt
that II. FricdIandcr & Bros store, at the
corner Of Ninth and E, viii be busy place
today.
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The Union Clothier.

Tennille, the union clothier, No. 700
7th street, has just made big deal in
Baltimore.
For spot cash he purchased a lot Of
very fine clothing at an enormous sacri.
flee; SO low, indeed, did he purchase 1t
that he is able TO offer it for sale at
good deal less than half price.
They are magnificent goods, all of this
seasons make-suits, pants and overcoats.
IT ia simply marvel to find them selling
ct such prices.
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THREE IN ONE COFFIN.
Little Ones Were Ill and Died for
Lack of Proper Food.

Lack OF Proper FOOD.
Stroudsburg, Pa, Jan. 10.-Death has
claimed three children of the family of Jas.
Howley, and all were buried in one coffin.
The family, which consisted of father and
eleven children. two of whom were grand
children, were found to be in want, and the
lack of proper food in the time of sick
ness is, likely to have hastened the death
of the little ones.
1t was found that there was no fire in
the house, because there was DO fuel, and
the head of the family, who cared for the
sick, was unable to work and refused to
apply to the authorities for help, and suf-
fered in silence for a long time. The mother
of the children died last summer.
Since the discovery was made of the con-
dition Of the family a number of charitally
inclined people have aided them. Two other
children are sick with wbooping cough and
pneumonia, which caused the death of the
three little ones.
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ment and sour, and the weak stomach re-
lieved and assisted in this way soon becomes
strong and vigorous again.
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are superior
to any secret patent medicines, because
you know what you are taking into your
stomach. They are sold by druggists every
where at 80 cents per package.
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Where You Are Able to Get ClOt hing
OIL Credit.

One of the most enterprising business
houses in this town is Mayer & Petit,
No. 416 Seventh street Although 1t is
only short time since they opened cloth
ing department., they already do business
in this line that many an exclusive house
would be proud of. They run that branch
of their business on the same credit system
as they use in connection with their enor-
nous trade in furniture and house furnish
ings.
Not only do they give credit on clothing.
which is very unusual, but they charge
nothing for the accommodation; in fact, in
most instances. their credit prices are lower
than any cash prices you can find.
Mems clothing and women's and chill
dren's coats and capes are to be found in
this department.
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HIS CHILDREN STARVING
Father Incarcerated for Ina bility to
Paw Costs Of a Lawsuit.

Pay Costs of q Lawsuit.
Pittsburg, Jan. 10.-An unusually sad
case was revealed by two thinly-clad little
girls who stood at the door OF the jail cry
ing. They said their father was inside.
The children were starving.
Their father is August Roder. He was in
jured in a mill accident and blamed fell
low workman for it. He sued the workman,
lost his case and was sent to jail, being
unable to pay the costs. His wife and chill
dren, it was developed by the incident at
the jail doorway, are starving. The Depart
ment of Charities Immediately assisted
them, and will secure their fathers release
SO that he may return to work.
The evening times., 1896-01-10
STRUCK BY A TROLLEY POLE.
Serious Injuries Sustained by Mother
and Daughter.

Philadelphia, Jan. 10.-The breaking Of
q trolley pole on n Sixteenth street car
led to the injury OF Mrs Hannah Wright
and her daughter Sarah Wednesday,
They were standing at the corner of
Sixteenth and Market streets, about to
board Sixteenth street car at the tunnel
under the Pennsylvania Railroad tracks.
when the pole snapped. Fully half of It
with the trolley attachment, struck both
women.
Mrs. Wright sustained a broken foot and
Miss wright's head was badly cut.
The evening times., 1896-01-10

$1,000 Reward Offered by the Shade
ChlOridum Co, Washington. ID. e.,
to the Person Who Win Prove That
the Cures In the Case, Whose Ma mes
Are Given Below Are False
The evening times., 1896-01-10

Be prepared for good times as SHORT
HAND WRITER. SCHOOL, 3i3 st.. NV
See EDUCATIONAL 1t
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Hopkins Plat Books.
Last edition, wanted at once. Address
CASH CUSYOAER- this office.
The evening times., 1896-01-10

Hopkins Plat Books.
Last edition, wanted at once. Address
CASH CUSTOMER, this office.
The evening times., 1896-01-10
HOTELS

viii be one Of the most conspicuous figures
III the coming convention. Another Jersey
woman of fame is Mrs. Harriet Lincoln
Coolidge also eloquent and earnest. Mrs.
Kate B. Lippincott is strong advocate in
the cause. .
The evening times., 1896-01-10
Uonkins Plat Books.

Last edition, wanted at once. Address
CASH CUSTOMER, this office.
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Ests pgeparado !ndio, de { ~ Gs~es SO -
pals, cura sAdicairasn1s les ca4sevoz grip
les, dolores As cahe-a, EsarkAAgts4a, ssa.a.s,
irhsDaaelones ? dsns2a sfeeeiaass oa.ADeh.,
etc., oto.
LA 1oEmula Is cada aote!ia ia33ca IL -
nora do ussrse. d pesas cei graz ecAa4na
de este preparado, sG praaio sers flo sp,a.a
sigue: GAIA de "a raedtas bctelias, ps,os.
Unisos dePoGit&xsoa del le.sislsac tssea-
lGsebd,
Z. GsGyt56n c.
Ponce. Fehrer, IL da tsa4. Pa. =.
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Luisa volvi6 a soltar ell llanto.

- Oh, en- aQuel mOmento-afladiO-
senti una cosa impossible de explicar! Solo
me acuerdo confusamente como de un sue
no, de lo demas que me pas6: fne una mez-
ola de desesperacion, terror, furis, especial
mente de espanto: va no temia que me aho-
case Nj. Ferrand, pero temfa que ST vefan
mi hijo muerto junto mi, me acusasen de
haberlo matado. Entonces e6lo pens6 en- ocul-
tar su cuerpo: de este modo nadie sabrfa mi
deshonra, no tendrfa por que temer la c6lera
de mi padre, evitaria la venganza de MI. Fe-
rrand, y quedarfa libre para dejar la casa
buscar otro sitio donde ganar para sostener
mi familis. iAh, senior! Estas son las razones
que me obligaron no decir NADIA nadie,
ocultar Ell cuerpo de mi hiio. No hay duda
que hice NAL; pero en- Ia situaci6n en- que me
hallaba, perseguida por todas parties, abru-
mada de dolor casi delirando, no repare
10 que me exponia 81 legaba descubrirse ell
secretO.
-lQde tormentos, que tormentosi-ex-
clam6 Rodolfo con aire abatido.
-El dfa iba misunderstanding Luisa
" solo faltaban algunos momentos para que
despertasen las personas de La casa. En tai
estado tome la Ultima resolnci6n: enyotvi
mi Aijo 10 mejor que pude, baje despacito Ia
escalera, y me dirigf al fondo del jardfn para
hacer un agujero enterrarlo on eI; pero CO.
mo habia helado, Ia TERRA estaba muy dura
no pude romperla. Entire entonces en- ma
especie de s6tano donde nadie entraba en- eli
invierno, dele alli Ia criatura debaio de un
caj0n que habfa servido de horero. me vol
vi mi cuarto sin que Dadie me hubiese SEN
lido. De todo 10 one estoy contando solo me
qneda una idea confuss, y hoy no puedo con-
cebir como tuve fnerza vslor para hacer
10 que he dicho, estando tan debil abatida
como estaba. a las nneye snbi6 II seiora
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1896-08-10
LOS M1sTERIos DE PARIS

Y llora -. leila llora!. .5qu6 tiene?
spor que llora?-Y despues de un momento
de incertidumbre, anad6: : All! va caigo..
el notario. quo es verdad? pobrecila! va
mos, sigue tn cuento =. al fn eres mi hi
ia. y te quiero como siempre. H9ce un
ratio no te conocfa. las lagrimas me turba-
ban la vista. IJesds! mi cabeza. :. ic6mo
me duele la cabezal....
-Ahora no dir6is que soy culpable,
5verdad, padre mfo2
-Ha sido una desgracia, pero tenia tai
miedo al notsrio. "
-SH notario? iOh, va 10 creo! Es muy
malo, muy infame.
y ahora Sne perdoDais?
ST.
-1De veras2
81, de veras. iOh TIE quiero, hija mia,
te quiero, aunque va no puedo decir va 10
yes .porque ahora .iOh, mi cabez1, mi
cabeza!
Luisa miro con asombro 4 Rodolfo.
-Es ell dolor; luego Sc aliviars. Prose-
guild.
Luisa continu6, despu6s de mirar & Mo-
rel con irquietnd:
-Lo estreche contra mi seno no le Of
respirar; pero me die: Ia respiracion de una
criatura como esta apenas debe oirse. Tam
bien me parecia que estRba muy frfo, pero va
Sc We, no tenfa luz, porque nunca me la da-
ban. Espere que fuese de dfa, abrigsndo
caIentando rnientras tanto la criatura 10
mejor que pude; pero por mas que Ia tocaba,
me parecfa que estaba helada, pensaba que
era por ell fTfo de la noche. Al ser de dfa
acer0ue la criatura Ia ventana, Ia miIe bien,
estaba tiesecita, helada :. AceTqn6 mis- la
bios los suyos para yer 81 fespiraba, le puse
Ia mano sobte el coraz6n, pero no latfa. Mi
hijo estaba muertol
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cubierta como estaba con la capa, mi amo no
me h sbrfA visto al cerrar la puerta vidriera.
Y 81 llegaba descubrirme sc6mo le harfa
Greer esta casualidai casi inexplicable2 Detu-
We, pues, la respiration, OF pesar mfo, el fl
de una conversation que sin duda habfa en-
pezado mucEo antes.
-sQuien era La persona que hablaba con
el notarlo2 pregunt6 R3dolfo.
No 10 sc, senior; no conocf su voz
-Pero squ6 decfan2
La conversation habfa empezado sfst
duda mucho antes, porque he aquf 10 finicc
que pude oir:-Nada mas sencillo.-iiio Ia
voz desconocida;-un truhan llamado ssBrazo
RoJo," hablandole del asunto que hemos mem
clonado hace un ratio, me puso en- relaei6n
con una fsmllia de pir0tas de agsu daskce.
estabiecida en- un isIote cerca de Aaniaras
son los mayores bandidos de Ia tie1ra; el "a.
DIRE ell abuelo han muerto guillotinados. dos
hIjos estan en- presidio por toda su vida. pero
quedan aun la madre, tres muchachos dos
muchacnas, tan buenos los unos como los
otros. DIcen por ahf que para robar en- la,
dos orlllas del Sena hacen algunas expedieio-
ner en- botes hasta Bsrcy. LIS qente que ma
tarfa por IN escudo al primero que le cayese
mano; pero no necesitamos por ahors da
su habilldad, nos bastara con que admitan
en- su casa esa sonora de proyincia de que
me habeis hablado. La familia Marciai fest.
es Ell nombre de mis- piratas) pasara an =.
concepto por una familia honrada; nor -.
parte ire hacer dos tres visitas vnsstr,
comendada, le snminlstrar6 algunas noo;onas !
y al cabo de ocho dlas la desoarga~s.. -,
el cementerio de Asnieres. En- la aidsss % %
die 50 para en- pelillos, mientras ona On D. =
rls SO hlla muy delgado en- case de iefnnc,a
nes. Zero vamos esto, scuando env,ar6;s
vuestra campesina la isla du Asnior..s. n,
- aussF1is con tempo ! loo Maroial d papel
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UnQuento Derm6genol

Los asombrosos efectos producidos
nf.r y UNauENro DERMoaENo en-
las lEsgas qnsnadsyGs, jtaDstss, pc.
cadgyas dx usosQ9stos ispra africa ga,
sa5aaosss, sIsfastiasis fssSsoSss, ds
eaalogSsy pvoesds0ess, rsvssGsssnso, III
esyas. ksyizus de cssaIQsisr Srssa. pa
,sadssos ee.., 10 demuestran las infini-
tas curaciones obeenidas y el constan-
&c $50 que de dicho espeeifco sc
hace.
Dep6slto: EarnssesH Contra! dc ]
Ferrer.
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B1BL1orEcA DE aLA DEMocRAcIA"

pude veI; y, arroj&ndose sobre mi, me agarro
por el pescuezo como 81 quisiera ah og arme, Y
me dijO en- VOC baja con tono furioso asus-
tado:-iOhl iestabas escuch ando Ia pherta!
iResponde, to matoi-Pero mudando luego
de idea sin darme lugar responderle, me
fne empuiando hasta ell comedor, me arroj6
dentro Y cerr6 la puerta.
.-SY no o1steis algo de la conversaci6n?
-Nada: me hubiera guardado bien de
entrar en- ell gabinete q haber sabido que es-
taba con alguien, porque 10 tenfa prohibido
hasta & Ia inisna sefiola Serafna.
-5Que os dijo cuaudo vovi6 veros?
-Ei anna de llaves fu6 qnien vino q
abrirme la puerta, y no vi M. Ferrand aque-
lila noche. Et susie me puso mala. Al dis
siguiente me encontre con M Fsrrand al ba-
jar de mi cuarto, me estremecf al acordar-
me De las amenazas de La vfspers; mas no
puedo expresar cual fue mi sorpresa al oirle
decir con mucho sosiego:
Sabes que tengo prohibiio entrar en-
Ell gabinete cuandO estoy con alguno en mi
cnarto; pero como has de estar pocas horas
en- mi casa no quiero molestarme en- refiirte
mas, y se dirigi6 sn despacho. Esta mo
deraclon me asombr6 despues de las amena-
zas de IL vfspera. Continue hacienda mis-
qaehaceres, y fuf 6 arreglar klcuarto del amo.
Habia pasado una noche cruel, me hallaba
tan debil y quebrantada, que al colgsr algu-
nos vestldos del amo en- nn ropero muy oscu-
70 que habia cerca de la alcoba, eentf que se
me iba Ia cabeza perdfa 81 sentido. All
caer qulse sgarraTme una ca5a Que habia
en- el colgador, pero Sc vino tras MI me Gu
brio enteramente. CuaIdo volvf en- mf Il
puerta yidriera del ropero estaba cerrada.
OF en- el gabinete la voz de nj. Ferrand. one
hablaba alto. Acordeme entonces de Ia esce-
na Dc L sispera, y me consider6 mnerfa ii
nscia 81 menof movimieato; pero supuse que,
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Sc vende

en- Gnsyama, barrio de Pozohondo, ana es-
tancia para crianza de gaDado, compussta
de 316 cnerdas. todas de yerba de guinea,
cercada con estacas dc tachuelo alambre y
malta; dividida La propiedad On tres cerca-
dos que terminan en el rio con aguas cauda-
losas durante todo el af1o. FL que la interese
puede verse en Guayama con don jose Ma.
riano Cap6, 8 en- Patillas con don Santos
Tomei.
Julio de 1896. mes 3 pls.
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.qran depuratsvo UegetaL

5 sea exksacto auido compuesto dc
,arfas pIanEas Indigenas, usadas CO.
no alterahtes y sudorfhcas.
: Cada onza auIda representa- una
nxa de las piantas que conttene.
PURAMENTE VEGETAL !
El mas conocido, ssgSso y rds5ds
srlficador de Ia sangrel
Conserva el cuts ssvso y ubre dc
SsbcSonss y gy6ss0sg
Put len usarlo hasta los nlfEos.
Deo6sito: FzyNGcyg Central, de ]
errcr.
ur . ". p. 5. Nvbre. 2 de 1893.
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GENERAL
DE PUBLICATION EsS

Nssa sAsA admite suscrtpciones 4 to3a
ciasa de obras por entregas, y tamb!en i
peri6dicos ilustrados y do nodAs, sncaTgkn-
dose iguslmease de- conaisionss pertsnecign-
sss ri rarno; de completas cuAlesquiera
obras que SO hAllaren truncss; padisndo los
senores gus Sc enouentrsn on dicho osas,
passr una notA dsf 6iti2o ca&dsFno q1o
nuolsren rcGib!no.
Entire los per.6dioos llrstrsdoA que s.te
Cautro rspasSe, hgurs.
LA ILUSTRACION ARrlSTICA
que por Ia bellexa de sus grsbados los re
iores qua ssien de Barcsloua, 10 selecto Go
saa ssxtos los nagnfhcos segalos cue ga
| LA tres reDsrsos h&cs, 90 ei psriodico 10
| aaayor circaiAci5n az Espaha ~ Ansrica
;asiaa. Tsmai6u hesncs dc ad9srtis que
LA ILUSTRACIoN ARFE5TICA
"a sccusp&fiada de
Ell SALON DE LA MODA
psri6dlco que goxs fAraA entire las tsini'las
y rsodistas.
av.zsas Nes~a0Roa Ga
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ROBERTO GRAHAM
lNGRNIKRo

lNGRMIKRO
PONCE, u. r.
.Agente aator!zado para l. veata
&c las samosas turbines hidr4ulic; : ae
Amrs, Lsffel = -, y de las Bombas
eRclas ausoa atiCSs de Snuith, Vaale
: &C, para aiiraeueacion 2aeosaaeics
e c&lderss de vspoT con agua CO
'ente y dc condensaciones.
Pidanse cas4logos { informes.
Ponce. julio T: de 1893,
Esquelas fdnebres, precios m6dicos
sn tipos apropiados. Se dan nosas para di
tSn.As Ia oiuds1.
~&s IA - s4~~~~~
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Breqaro & CO.
Playa Poncs, P.eyto -Rscc.

PNJy0 FOHc6, F5SeFt0 RsCc.
Giran cortA vista sobre EspanA Is.a.
adyaoentes.
Giran sobre las plazas princlpales ds
Francia, Inglaterra, Alemania, Austria,
Bslgica, Hollands, italia, Portugal, suizs
Africa lMarruecosl sobre New York.
EsRvo ID da 1897
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dsbsn assaos Aganoa anspansnt so
IN SKIES seemed ~
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pasaje Eana abordo drectO
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D:c'spa crs 3 de 1891.
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Roberto Graham
ISGENIERO
FAndscsdn, HevyerSa y Feyyeteytl
PONCE, PUERTo-RIoo

Fabricante de despolpadoras de cafe d.
los sistemas Rcllo Disco, como tamhi9a
Cedazos, Tahonas, Ruedss hidraul,cas, Ma
lacates, Secaderas toda elase de maouina,
ria para cafe, picar yerba, desgrAnar MAJ
etc, stc. Hero, ccbrs y bronco on barras,
plAnchas fundidc.
Pidanse informes. julio z, 1899.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-10-22
SARCASM BIT THE OTHER WAY.
A Story Applicable to Our Neignbor Down
the Street.

A Story Applicable to Our Neignbor Down
the Street.
The childish petulance of our often
well meaning neighbor down the street
is something which gets it into some
of the most ludicrOus of plumbers. 1t
became so disturbed over the fair treat
ment this paper extended to the gold
democrats that it remarked Saturday
evening about said fairness take it
out with pair of tongues" The
editor probably had not the slightest
intention of biting himself in his sar-
casm. He very likely meant " tongs"
where he said " tongues.
In this connection we are reminded OF
the story on farmer who lived near a
clump of woods. He got up one morn
ing and put on his "specs." Walking
to a window he glanced up over his
glasses into the trees. He stepped
back quickly and grabbing his gun he
proceeded to fire into them. He fired
thus three times, between each shot
looking out over the top of his specta-
cles. The boy stepping up asked his
father what he was shooting at. At
that squirrel up there, replied the old
man. Why" remarked the boy,
" There amt no squirrel up there,
you're lookin' at louise on your eye
brow"
If our neighbor will look more closely
into what he is doing he would not find
so much time to shoot out of his
windows.