New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-20
THE TALK or THE DAT.

Bucklani-o Moor. secluded village q,
Devonshire England. has no pubi.c-house parsoa
policemen paupers The squire owns all the lad
The farms arc small hut prof able. The farm laL,
ers live in the squire's cottages. When they .ar
sick the squire pays their wages az usual. and
when they are too old 70 work any they ar.
continued the pay list. and potter about. doing
what they please.
They Are Wise-"rhose bicycle riders are nothing
but set Of cranks." said the man VINO does not
We'll" admitted the other man who does not ride
sense al least. You haven't vet heard Of one o.
them starting out TO discover the NORM Pole on bis
wheel."-(Cincinnati Enquirer
ben" Reed Chicago policeman. recently pun.
chased interest IN Cripple Creek mine. and ne 10
said to be millionaire
Horticultura.-"Th man in the next fat calls as
lively wife Blossom. 80
Great Scott. How inappropriate"
blossoms shut up when the sun goes down.
(Chcago Record.
The moose elk OF Norway will soon be extinct
The law says that 10 more than shall be killed
on one property i'm year But as 1t says nothing
about the size OF the property the owner OF trac'
OF land with moose on IT subdivides IT into small
plots and then moose can be killed on every p1
without breaking the law.
Thing of Dread.-Mrs. Wekwire-The grocer
here with mis- bill to-day Hadn't you better step
in and settle it as you go downtown?
Mr. wlckwireaII think shall send You II ! 4 On Il,
and pay he will insist on treating me 10 one o. u"
cgars.-(Indianapolis Journal.
Things are so badly mixed politically" says
Henry b. Brown. OF NewHaven chairman OF me
Connecticut Prohibition Committee. tina, am r.
minded of a bereaved husband who had buried foii
wives in widely different localities He became ~
spired with the happy thought 10 nave them al i''
anna fr al
to erect to their memories single shaft on "hioa
their names should appear. He proceeded 10 do 50:
but in making the changes the bodies became mex
tr.cably mixed and changed. 50 that when coulaht
be distinguished from tother. So. instead OF iour
several and individual inscriptions ne concluded 10
group the whole business in one comprehensive
epitaph which read toucnngly as follows;
Stranger. stop and drop tear
Ny Mary Ann lies buried mere
Mixed up. in some mysterious manner,
With Ellen, Jane, and likewise Hanna
Cause and Effect Orom the French The Advocate
i wish Monsieur l. President TO call iwo Witnesses
who have not been subpoenaed. 49,. 49,. ,n,
r; The Presidemt-Are you satisfied that they VIII
help us 10 arrive at the truth? 49,. ga
The Advocate-Quite satisfied nave , 10, ""'
tirle to communicate with them-,Londoh "o's
TIE London Chronicle" informs its readers 'nat
Mrs William Mckinley was called 10 the Amer'4"
bar in 1888 and that she enjoyed for long ""He W,
unique distinction OF being the only lacy OF ~,
her own husband. who was the Judge Oh Inc ''N''
In which she practised.'
Deacon Rlack-How did you Ike it down at BOOM
Rev. whte-I tell YOU they're "'e'"'Ne ''"
'" "oh. then you didn't preach for them O""''
Statesman.
Tho summer girl little sunburni ana VIM.
freckled. prone to ruminate and dreaH'ms - onv
summers is back with Us once more enc - 49, r.
and we are glad she's back aho-"o" W
missed her,
uonors Would Be Even-The Dean Boy VI yMln'"''
ing fellow YOU do not know VINO am, . 'o ,,or amt
90, none de- best O. me Wen git r8agn W. ~
youse won; know. eider-tCihcihh"H "''f
Tho rsw rn,scopal Cathedral OF the diocese o.
Tennessee AZ Memphis will cost sl""" anu ""
he built OF stone taken from the qu"'''e -
state The exterior will be Of rough-he"n 80. So,
and the interior will be polished s'oh' anu
No plaster will be used In the buld'hS
Not All Gain-"Madse did il DO you soO' u -
gu! W nIG 'ns gained I'VE pounds but lost my grip 60
.eye-ther' and ney- cher. '-(Chicaso ne0o'''
When Young Chief a prominent member OF Wv
Tmntila tribe OF Indians In Oregon goes 80
for his annual vacation the state autHo'"" -.
Iish the following notice: Young 'h''i ""s
mission 10 visit Wallowa and surrounding 0ou..
with various other Indians. TO be away sNV III,
He is a good aw-abiding man. ana very -,
toward whites II any OF his crowd are W. .,u
GUS or violate any law. II reported 10 me .,u
have the matter rectihed. Any favor STOW" -.
will be appreciated He respects the "'''''
asks that they respect him.
The Old Practitioner Well now did you ss y "a.
with your first diagnosis? Did You proni oy '"' "
The Young Doctor think did. sir 700 'sii
patient that he was suffering rom Il S,Sis
liver stomach, heart. lung ana pran UVu',,e. mS
The Old Practitioner-Cocd' No chaiiVe w
take THERE cleveland Plain Dealer.
George Washington and Napoleon bonsp", ,s.,
the names OF two old 'olders who rece''eu w.
pensions In Baltimore the other day
Willing TO BE Educatod-"rhis Is undo ,ng 10 Ms
camnaign OF education" remarked MI fiss SAY
visitor when Tommy lnterlup'e" "''" w."
paw"
Can't stay out OF sci DOL III II Is over s
my education following the paradeS'
oils Journal
II Is a curious coincidence that Geo'se r.
treasurer OF Pike County. Ohio, ana "s.,tly
Iegg Treasurer OF pike County. Ark ~. A
proved TO be defaulters. and ran away d.
their legs could carry them.
They tell OF a Georgia candidate VINO on.' contract
cotton free for everybody VINO VIII $50 for coro-
10 vote for him. Another one-a V ,i rwelye votes
ner-nndlng a family mat contalnei ~ ,hsm Tns
jerked his and shinsled the nous" an nai yes
Georgia candidate means business t''s "
-(Atlanta Constitution.