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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01

era morbus, or maybe he'll
say he had lump in his stomach and
felt too miserable to move. The lump
was probably two or three ten-rninute
lunches condensed. They were hurried
in, but they we're taking their own time
about getting out, or even moving on
This is great mistake but as long S
there's life there's a cllance to rectify
mistakes.
The man who bolts his lunches will
find DIR. Pierces Pleasant Pellets the
best friend he ever met. The Pellets ;"
may not hurry as much as the man does,
but they will do the work for which
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There is no case of biiousness con.
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any of the rest of the nightmare breed
ing brood, that these little Pellets" will
not cure.
They are not disagreeable to take,
neither are the effects disagreeable. They
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become a slave to their use.
Send I'll one cent stamps to cover cost OF
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wiser, and find out how to keep yourself
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The new edition of 500, 900 copies is to be
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Teacher: Johnnie Cumso, if your
father can do piece of work in seven
days, and your Uncle George can do it in
nine days, how long would it take both
Of themf Johnnie: They'd never get 1T
done. They'd sit around and swap fish
stories.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01

"Give me liver regulator and l can
regulate the world" said a genius. The
druggist handed him bottle of De Wits
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills, Newton's drug store.
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Have you met that elderly girl that
Jones has married. He says she is a
sample of Virginia beauty. A sample!
I should call her remnant.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01

1t not only is SO, it must be 80, One
Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and
that's what makes it go. Newton's drug
store,
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Paw, is there any difference between a
cold and a infuenzy? II the doctor calls
it cold, the bill is about S.; if he calls
it influenza, it's abont SIS. The difference
is $14, my son.
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Tenant: That house of yours is in a
terrible condition. II isn't fit for pigs to
live in. Landlord: And 80 that is why
you are going to move?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01

Sarah: She's worth million, and just
the right age for you. Jerry: Any girl
worth million is the right age for me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01

Teacher: What can you toll me about
eclipsess Bright Boy: They are general
ly somewhere else.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01
RHEUMATISM,
LUMBACo,
SCIATICA,
Lame BACK,
DEBILITY, Etc.

when a triAe will buy the greatest healing
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Rheumatism, Lumbego, scletica Lame
Nervous Debility, Weaknees, Losses,
Drains and All elects Of early tndiscrc-
tion o. excess. TO weak men Z = ne
sooShlnr electric current - applied
SiireCt "a the nerve cemterg and improve
ments are felt from the first hour used
a pocket edition Of the celebrated electro-
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1926 !.

Homestead Entry No. 4526
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA En-, N. M.
January 2l, 1896. !
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver, at
Santa Fe, N. M, on February 20, 1896,
viz: Jose Maldonado, of Glorieta, N. NJ,
for the n. W. a of n. e. a, section 81, W.
4 of s. e. a, 8. W. Of n. a, section
%, tip. 16 n, r. II 9.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Apolonio
Romero, Cristoval Romero, Sabine San
doval and Roman Romero, all of Glorieta,
N. M. JAMES H. WALKER,
Register.
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Three Classes Of Men, :

illustrated, is sent free, sealed, by mail upon
application. Every young, mtddle-aSe0
Of old man suffering the slightest weakness
should read IL. 1t will show an easy, sure
health when everything else has faded.
The CAMDEN ELECTRIC CO.,
Ne. 90 Sixteenth st., Denver, Col
ALSO Nev York, Chicago a London. Eng.
Largest Electro Medical Iicncevsi IN tho World'
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Soothing, healing, cleansing, DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is the enemy to sores,
wounds and piles, which it never fails to
cure. Stop itching and burning Cures
chapped lips and cold-sores in two or
three hours. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-02-01
Popular Low Price California Excur-
siOns.

The Santa Fe route personally con-
Quoted weekly excursions to California
are deservedly popular with travellers
who seek wise economy in cost of rail-
road and sleeper tickets without sacrifice
of any essential comfort. About one
third saved as compared with frst-class
passage. The Pullmans occupied by
these parties are of latest pattern and af-
ford every necessary.
Convenience. A porter goes with each
car, and An experienced agent of The
company is in charge.
Ladies, invalids, elderly people, ETC.,
will appreciate this personal care.
The Santa Fe California line passes
south of the region of severe snow storms
and is remarkably picturesque. The daily
service is same as above, except as re-
CARDS agents in charge. For descriptive
literature and other information, address
local agents A., T. & s. F. R. r.
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
Gro. 7. NICHOLSON, G. Pa,
Chicago, III.
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We.carry full and complete line of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
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RIO GRANDE &,,SANTA FE
Denver & Rio Grande Railroads.

fHE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD.
Time Fable No. SO.
Effective Oct Is, 1851
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G. W. vALIERY, General Agent, Denver.
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A card on the
~ outside of Of

days, weeks or even months,
he will. Then he will be
at home occasionally for a
day. He'll tell you he had
a headache-a turn of cho1-
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16

A book on kidney trouble and its
treatment will be mailed free to any
one who will write for it, addressing
the Buker Pill Co., Bangor Maine, or
patient may enclose 5G cents in Postal
Note or cash in registered letter;
and one box of Buker's Pills will be
mailed together with the book, post
paid to the address given.
Buker's Kidney Pills is new and
marvellous remedy assisting nature to
relieve clogged and diseased kidneys;
will also relieve bladder diseases,
: urinary troubles, backache and little
aches and pains throughout the body.
Back-ache and kidney-ache are very
often the same and these pills will re-
move the kidney trouble cure the
aching back, and purity the blood.
Safe in all cases.
Being new discovery, Buker'
Kidney pills are not yet on sale at al
drug stores. In enquiring, be sure
you get Buker's (price 50cts) or ad
dress Buker Pill Co., as above, and
mention this paper.
Southwestern trade supplied by
Meyer Bros, Drug Co. st. Louis, Mo
| 42-10u
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16

An observin & farmer is responsible
for the following: When you pass
a farm and see a large barn and a
small house you may know the II an
is boss; when you see fine house
and small barn you may understand
that the woman has things her Own
way, and when there is good bari
and nice house YOU may take it fol
granted that the woman aud the
man are equals and work together
in harmony.
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16
Trustees $ Sale.

Whereas ID Mckibben. q single man. by
his deed OF trust dated February leth.
lSl2. and recorded in the recorders office
within and for Bates county, Missouri in
book No. 10 page IS conveyed to the under
signed trustee the following described real
estate lying and being situate in the county of
Bates ana state of Missouri. to-wit:
Commencing at the southwest corner Of the
southwest quarter OF the northeast quarter OF
section twenty-five t@2) township forty t4a}
range thirty-ore (3l3, thence east sixteen rods
thence north twenty rods. thence west six
teen rods, thence south TO the beginning, con-
tanning two ~ acres more or less which
convey ance was made in trust to secure
the payment OF certain note fully
described in said deed of trust, and
whereas default has been madein the payment
of the note and accrued interest thereon, now
past due and unpaid. Now therefore. at the
request OF the legal holder OF said note and
pursuant to the conditions of said deed o
trust, will proceed 20 sell the above described
premises at public veEdue TO The al CHEST bid
der for cash. a. the east froat door OF the cour
house in the city OF Butler, county of Bates
and state of Missouri. on
TUESDAY August /. 1856,
! between the hours OF pine O'Clock in the lore
| noon and five O'Clock in The afternoon OF INA
| day. for the purposes CT satisfying said iebi
interest aud costs. II +. fE"tIN AL
! S4-it trustee
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16

Milan, Mo, July 2-As Spencer
Kent and his wife, who live near this
city, were crossing Thomas Kent's
field yesterday evening, they were
attacked by their sister in law with
a double barrel shotgun. She fired
two shots at them, but without ef
feet. While she was reloadlng, pre-
paratory to another attack, the tws
escaped. The attack was the out
come of an old family feud
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16
Notice of Meeting to Decrease Capt.
tai Stock.
Office of Missouri State Bank,
Bntier, Mo July IND, lsg6. (

Notice is hereby giver that meeting Of the
stockholders of the Missouri State Bank of
Butler, Missouri, will be held in the Directors
Rooms of said Bank. in the city of Butler,
county of Bates, state OF Missouri. on Tuesday
the eighteenth day of August, ls!n, at two
o 'clcck d. m. for the purpose of voting upon
the proposition then and there to be submitted
to decrease the Capital Stock of SAID Corpora
ton from (Sllo,G00 00) One Hundred aud Ten
Thousand Dollars, its present capital, to the
sum of (S5j, 600 COY Fiity-tive Thousand Dol
lars, to which decrease of Capital Stock the
owners of more than two-thirds of such Capt.
tai Stock have given their written consent.
WM L WALTON. President.
| FRANK ALLEN. Secretary,
| DlRECToRs u K Jenkins, c Il Rad ford +
| Powell. I Boulware. VIM L Walton. I j
Wright Frank NJ Noris, Il G West j NJ Christy
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16
TIE BEST
SPRING MEDICINE {

Is SiHNCES LIVER HECCLhIOi'---o !,
fc-ga- = take i. The L!rer gdt5 5.u2o,.-.l
GurI7s- tha Winter. ilst like all i:atl:>'
a7i tla system becomes c1oked = y
t. 7.;.,-,l,la-et waste, which hTlc.@3 On
MAI. Fever aAt Ague an Flle;75--..,- =
tjs:!,. lou want 70 wake L? your l::s.
nav., ut be sure you take 1!ll. -Cc'1
LIVER REGULATOR TO do It. t ,a!So
regulates the Liver-leeps it properly At
w0r.s., when your system viii ee lEce Iso =
POISON and the whole body iaElgor2tc1.
You set THE BEST BLOOD E..,27
vou- sTs-a.n is in Al condition, ar t21E
vii only b when the Liver IS l<sP. 81. :, :,
! Tn Liver Remedy onee and Eote ne
| djffa-e--s. But take only Sl3d'.i iE'.>s
| I-1VeP REGULATOR 1t IS 5'a. -
I iv=3 REGULATOR w:.jc. makes III
difference. Take il il PoEscT q II .:e.3.- :.
| e'-esi- prepared. or make Z te2 &. u.
T,4g..ie~: but take 5INHOES LiS.515. -{1s.
IAT0p. You'll tlnd ti2e RED I u :, :
ca-Iza-.. Look for il.
JH. zeilin & Co. Pi.iaaelDi1i@. "a
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16
Administrator S Notice

Notice i hereby given. that letters
of administration on the state hf
Joel Zinn. deceased, were granted 10
the undersigned on the end day Of
Nav 1899, by the probate court O
Bates county. Missouri
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to exhibit
them fer allowance To the exeea.
ro- within on. rear after the date of
said letters. or they may be- precsndeti
.ro,n any benefit Of said estate; ana
If .rch cleiftlS be .or exhibited with31
W, years from 1he date OF this pub
.ica4ion. they shall he forever barred
This 4,h dav of june. 1896
JOHN ZIES,
q4-.+ Administrator
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16
TUESDAY August /. logt,
administrator Motto.

Ncticc Is hereby given, Thst letters OF ad-
,uifistratiou on the Estate of j Morrison de
ceased, were grsntei 10 the undersiSnet on
the Ilth day of June, lSzFi, by the PROBATE
court OF Bates county, Missouri.
All persons having claims against SAID
estate are required 20 exhibit them for allow
arca 10 the administrator within one year
sfte- the date OF said letters. or they mag be
preclndes, from any benefit of said estate; and
ii such claims be not exhibited within two
wears from the date of this publication, they
shall he forever barred
This .ut day Of July, l>saj-
- r. L. MORRISON, Administrator.
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16

To those desiring to attend the Ma
tional Populist and American Silver
Convention at ST. Louis, Mo-, July
e2nd, 1896, the No. Pac. Ry. Co. will
sell tickets TO Louis and return at
rate Of one fare for the round trip.
Tickets will he on sale July 10th. Goth
and 21.r. and will be limited for re-
turn TO July 2.tb, 1896.
On account of the Fourth Of July
holiday the No. Pac. Ry. Go. has
made a rate OF one fare for the round
trip to all points on its own lines
within two hundred miles distance.
Tickets will be on sale July 3rd and
4th and will be limited to July 9Th FOL
return w. &. BURRrs,
! Ticket Agent
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16

Schell City. Mo, July 9 -An IN
known man killed oa trek north ct
town. Body ground t" pulp; sup
posed TO have been .un over by sew
eral trains: Identified b. clotbiog.
Was goiug tn Clinton where be
claimed to have a sick mother.
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16

st. Joseph, Mo, July 9-Dollie
Medallion, aged 26 Years, residing
at lilo South Eleventh street. at
tempted suicide yesterday. She
went into a room, and. tying a hand
kerchief around her neck. came Lear
accomplishing her purpose by stran
gulation. Wien found she was
nearly dead She was examined be-
fore the county court as to her san
ity, the doctors pronouncing hel
insane. Family trouble is said to
be the cause
The Butler weekly times., 1896-07-16
Blows Cut His brains.

Perry, Okla, July 9.-It has de.
veloped that the suicide of Frank
Evans at Pawnee, Monday night.
was caused by a love affair.
Evans is from Russellville, Ark .,
and Cherokee strip, and opened q
latge grocery business at Pawnee.
He was engaged to gi,l at Rus
se!lviile and they were to have been
married this fall Some days ago
Evans received d letter from her
saying she had become tired OF
waiting for him and would be mar
ried at 10 o'clock Saturday niehl
At that hour Evans blew out his
brains. He was worth considerable
money.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-28
A Large Crowd Attends the
Opening of the Season at
Ingleside.
HoMEWARD A sHIFTY HORSE.
After Winning Two Heats, Togge es Is
Beaten by STAN B-Prince Bis.
marck Game One.

The light harness horse had his inning
at 1ngleside track yesterday and it is
quite evident he is not thing of the past.
1t was the opening day of the Pacific Coast
Trotting horse Breeders Associations
summer meeting, and the adherents of the
trotting-horse and the "wiggler" were out
in large numbers, conservative estimate
of the attendance placing the number of
people present at $500. To be sure the la
dies were admitted without charge at the
gate and figured very prominently in the
grand stand. Two bookmaKers and an
auction pool stand attended to the wants
of those VINO desired to speculate-and
they were many. The weather was not
the most propitious for racing, on account
of stiff westerly breeze, and the track
was not as fast as that at Terre Haute;
but notwithstanding these setbacks some
splendid racing was furnished.
The races were Judged by Messrs. A. H.
Cohen, ]. w. Wilson and f. W. Covey,
and their decisions met with the approval
of all. The ''clocking" was done by Dick
Havey and John Rogers. President E.
P Heald was here, there and everywhere,
attending to the wants of the horsemen,
and his efforts were greatly appreciated.
What The Australian starting-gate is to
like improvement to the trotting turf.
The tedious, tiresome scoring that tended
so much to throw trotting events into dis
favor with spectators was notlceably in
frequent yesterday. The man from Wich-
ita sent MS fields away with little delay
and in fine order, many of the starts
coming in for deserved rounds of applause.
Three events were down for decision-the
2:30 trot, the 2:15 trot and purse for the
2:25-class PAGERS. In the latter event the
new innovation of making each heat
race was tried, and, as it was hotly con-
tested affair from end to end. is evidently
q success. Three heats were paced, the
purse given being $3.50. at the conclusion
of heat one third of this amount was di-
vided between the first four horses at a
ratio of 80, 25, 15 and 10 per cent, accord
ing as the horses finished. Prince Bis
marck won three straight heats, and thus
secured 1925 of the gross amount hung up.
The sport opened with $1,000 purse, for
trotters of the 2:30 class, best three in five
heats. When pool selling began on the
seven starters there was a lull. Auctioneer
Al Leach vainly exhorted the crowd to
'start her a-going." 1t was quite evident
that something was going to be uncovered,
and some one was waiting for some BODY
else to show his hand. Finally little
man with a weak voice bid $40 for the
field, and sedate looking gentleman
said 81 for another choice and took Medico.
A rather wise looking wavfarer then said
he guessed he'd have Homeward and got
him for $40.
This latter speculator was evidently a
good guesser, for very soon Homeward
was in great demand. Homeward, who
halls from Fresno and was handled by his
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-28

mony that Tyson did swear himself out of
the institution.
The librarian recollects that a Mr..
Tyson, young man of 80, accomplished
at whist and clever at chess, did belong to
the institute about five years ago, but he
had no recollection or record that Tyson
had been expelled.
The librarian was not able to define the
degree or volume of profanity that would
be tolerated by the directors before repri-
mand was offered or what kind of un-
abridged cussing would impel the board
to suspend or expel member.
1t is known that in the Pacific Union
Club mem Der may swear if Judge Wal
lace does not complain; in the Bohemian
Club if the mummy does not murmur,
and in the Press Club if the ''kitty'' 8
wronged.
The librarian of the Mechanics Insti-
tute is not sure that there is any ironclad
rule about profanity upstairs in the room
where chess and checkers are played and
cigars are smoked. 1t is said that Mr..
Tyson's habitat was the room upstairs.
1t is possible that an unexpected "check-
mate" in chess may have caused him to
burst forth in profanity. Good men,
worthy of the companionship of noble
women like Anna Shaw and Susan B.
Anthony, have been known TO swear under
the stress of sudden anger mixed with
surprise. Indeed, it is averred that as
good a man as General John Hewston did
swear when the artists in the redwoods
painted the generals dog to resemble a
zebra. A triumph in art was then
achieved, for the dog was painted so ar
tistically that the general did not recog-
nize him.
Going back to ancient records it may be
recalled that Uncle Toby swore strongly,
and that Ethan Allen made his remarks
at Ticonderoga historic by saying that he
demanded surrender in the name of the
Great Jehovah and the Continental Con-
gress.
Diligent inquiry has established the fact
that Mr.. Tyson did not leave the institute
under a cloud of profanity, or, at least,
that is the recollection OF the librarian.
What the rules are regarding profanity in
the San Francisco Whist Club cannot be
stated. In general terms the rules of the
American Whist League governing players
is silent on the subject of profanity, but
George Washington Beaver holds that
swearing is iustifable when one partner
asks twice in the playing of one hand
what the trump is. Lieutenant Carlin of
the United States navy holds that the
mere incident of having CIittenden Thorn
ton for a partner is sufficient cause for an
explosion of profanity.
In citing these incidents il is not the
purpose of THE CALL to preiudge the case.
The directors of the Progressive Whist
Club, located on Post street, between the
Pacific Union Club and the Savoy Hotel,
will probably go into court and tell to
what extent they we're in fiuenced by the
alleged words of Jonathan Curtis. In
many respects the cause promises to be-
come celebrated, as all the social clubs
will note the trial with the deepest interest.
The San Francisco call., 1896-06-28
MAY A WHIST
VICTIM SWEAR !?
Herbert P. Tyson Sues
for Defamation of
Character.
THE REDRESS DESIRED.
Charge That He Was Expelled
From the Mechanics
Institute
FOR PROFANE LANGUAGE.
Blackballed by the Directors of the
San Francisco Whist
c ub.
FOR PROFANE LANGUAGE.

Herbert P. Tyson believes that his char
acter has been DETAINED, and he swears In
a suit filed in the Justices Court that
Jonathan Curtis DETAINED it. The damage
caused by this defamation is placed at the
modest sum of $299, obviously for the rea-
son that Justice OF the Peace cannot al
low larger amount than $500. So the
sum, rejecting the disposition of the
plaintiff, is moderate and modest.
The papers in the case OF Herbert z.
TYSON VS.. Jonathan Curtis are brief, but
this gives no assurance that the trial will
be brief 1t is narrated in the document
filed yesterday that Plaintiff Tyson was a
candidate for membership in the San
Francisco Whist Club, and while the cleo
ton was pending Defendant Curtis did
say in the presence of the directors OF the
aforesaid San Francisco Whist Club that
'he (Tyson) was expelled from the Me-
chanics' Institute for the use of profane
and vulgar language in the rooms of the
institute, and this charge caused the ap-
plication for membership to be rejected. "
In the complaint the aggrieYed plaintiff
pavs this tribute of esteem 10 the club
whose directors denied him admission /:
'The club is a social organization, and its
mem bers are ladies and gentlemen OF re-
spectability, and because of such charge
his application for membership was re-
jected.
1t is not the purpose of The CALL to try
the case before the Presiding Justice shall
have time to assign it to one of his asso-
ciates, but it may not be ,amiss to convey
TO a large circle of readers some observa-
tions bearing on the relations which exist
between profanity and whist
Primarily it may be admitted that re-
porter was detailed, 10 interview the libra
rian of the Mechanics Institute to ascer-
tain and, II possible, get an illustration of
the kind of profanity which the plaintiff
Tyson, must have used to cause his expul-
sion from the institute. This interview
should not influence the court as testi-