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Minnesota stats tidning. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn. ;) 1895-1939, 1896-04-08
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The herald., 1896-04-19
|INGERS0LL'S G,SsRl
Il Rises to the Sublime When He Is
On The Lecture Platform
SMALL WONDER he HAS FOLLOWERS
All Great Men Create Disciples, All
Great Men Have Imitators, All
Great Things Have Cheap
Substitutes.

There is no private citizen to-day who
stands so conspiciously before the public as
does Robert J. Ingersoll. No matter
whether you believe as he does or not you
seem drawn to him. He has wonderful
personality. He states things with such a
peculiar grace and truthful air, all the while
giving out his ideas in the matchless diction
in the Ingersoll's diction. He is the
great word.painter; no man in the country
paints so beautifully with words. Ingalls,
is his nearest compeer. ingalls, congregates
adjectives. His word-painting has too
much red; Ingersoll blends. He is your
true painter.
What can be grander than his picture Of
Health?"
Said he:'
"Give me healthy family Of mon, wo-
men and children and will vouch for their
honesty, sobriety and morality. 1t is dis.
ease that creates appetites. Disease i'm
brutes men. It makes liars, hypocrites,
fends and drunkards. If the Mississippi
ran clear rum, if its banks were loaf-sugar
Hinged with mint, no more mint iuleps
would be drunk than there are now"
Disease drives men to drink. The great
est benefactor is he who cures the sick. He
who helps others to be strong men and wo-
men gives them the greatest help.
Small wonder such man is liked. He
comes at the truth squarely and fairly. He
tells you the truth in elegantly language
He tells you to assist others so they may
assist themselves.
There is one California product which
lngersoll would surely be glad to indorse.
IL is the Home Remedy, joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. 1t makes pure blood, and
pure blood makes good men and women.
Persons suffering from blood disorders,
skin aiilction, and torpid liver should u.e
the California Herb Rene ly, joys Ne9eta-
BILE Sarsaparilla.
Like lngels soil, it has many imitatols.
TheIe are many nasty substitutes that. may
or may not be offered to you, but you
should refuse them all joys Vegetable
Sarsapaiilla has been iudorsed by all kinds
and conditions of men and women.
The herald., 1896-04-19
FL0ATINC SPECKS
Before the Eyes Indicates Liver
and Kidney Disorders, Neu-
rasthenia and Other Neu-
rotic Affections.
vou SHOULD usEAlIvER CORRECTIVE
Read what the Doctor Says About Your
system-YOu Should Keep Yourself
in Good Health.

N AFFECTION OF THE LIVER
~ saddens the affected greater than any
other known disease. A man in pain may
not be considered a sad man in the true
sense of the word, but he who suffers from
allver disorder sees the world in its blackest
hue; he sees everything not as they should
be. AS soon as the liver becomes torpid you
begin to feel blue, you get nervous, irritable,
cranky. Your food does not suit you, angry
YOU are with your bosom friend. Everything
sad is sure to happen. While III this state
you do not have the courage to do anything
with strong pull. 1t is very discouraging;
but it is really true this affliction is easily
relieved. Try tablespoonful of joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla three times day;
on the third day you will awake, after a
good nights sleep, refreshed and invigorated.
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla cleanses the
bowels and liver of all their impurities.
This liver corrective is made from the
pure Juices of California herbs. 1t contains
no iodide of potash, no corrosive mineral
drugs. You can cease to use the medicine
please. The system receives no mineral
drugs that need more mineral drugs on
which to feed. Hundreds of Californians
don't you try it to-day. 1t will do you
table Sarsaparilla and the kind, polite drug
gist tells you he has something just as
good, leave the something just as good
Take the best. Take
JOYS VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA.
TAKE NO INTERIORS.
NASTY SUBSTITUTES.
The herald., 1896-04-19
.IDAHO'S SKELETON
Living, Breathing, and
Yet He Weighed Only
a Trifle.
The DOCTORS ARE PUZZLED.
A Man In His Full Prime and VigoR
Suddenly Began to Waste Away
and No One Could Discover
the Cause.

Authentic information comes from Poca-
tello, Idaho, of peculiar case of emacia-
tion. 1t is that of Henry J. Tillman, who
until eight months ago was a carpenter
working at his trade. Before his decline
he weighed l60 pounds, and was considered
strong, vigorous man. It is not known
the direct cause of his wasting away. Many
are the conjectures, however. Some Of
the prominent physicians assert that this
man had taken into his system something
OF a metallic nature, which lodged in one of
his small intestines Be the matter a. il
may, Tillman began to lose flesh rapidly.
When he had lost forty pounds he was
quite alarmed, and hevisited Portlandin order
to consult with some of the best doctors Of
that city. Everything that could be done
for Tillman was tried-to no avail Steadily
he lost flesh. As he grew thinner his ap-
petite failed him; he could digest nothing.
| Gases formed in his stomach and rumbled
so loudly that it was positively sickening
to. be in his company. His friends despaired.
His face became deathly yellow. There
was no cough. no signs of any spinal trouble,
except a stomach affliction. It was given
out that poor Tillman would soon be No
more, he was SO puny.
As a last resort, and this IL what seems
too miraculous to be trpe, his friend tried
California remedy called joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. On the bottle of the medicine
it is stated that the individual should begin
with moderate -teaspoonful doses. Tillman
began to use teaspoonful. He used =
third of the bottle in teaspoonful doses. He
then used the fall strength of the dose-ons
tablespoonful. He took complete bottle
of joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, and showed
no signs of relief except that he lost the
yellow, leaden color in his face. Just the
faintest spark of hope revived in him.
A second bottle OF joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla was procured and Tillman began
using the medicine. After the fourth day
he began to have more frequent evacuations
of the bowels, and his appetite was i'm
proved.
Like drowning man clutchlng at any
thing-the ripple of wave, a, straw-he
became more hopeful and walked about his
room taking regular exercise daily.
His improvement was most marked after
the use Of the third bottle. The doctors
were puzzled. Care had not been taken
to see what was passed by the poor man.
However, he gained so steadily and became
SO strong again that all the doctors were
puzzled over his case. 1t is known that by
subtle combination of the herbs that grow
on the mountain tops and valleys of Califor-
MIA compound is made which has worked
most remarkable cures. joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla is the name of this medicine.
If the cures continue to come to light in
the next month, as they have in the past,
California will be known all over the wide
world, for this medicine is peculiarly Cali.
fornian
The herald., 1896-04-19
Why You Are Tired.
Why You Have Neuralgia.
Why You Are Anemic.
Why You Are Nervous.
Why Your Head Aches.

These conditions are the results of an i'm
properly nourished system. You are tired
because you can't eat heartily - because
your food does not digest properly. Lack
of nerve food causes you to have neuralgia.
Neuralgia makes you nervous You are
anemic because your blood is poor. Your
head aches because you are tired, because
you are anemic, because you have neuralgia,
because you are nervous. You are tired
because your general system is depleted and
is lacking in power of endurance. None of
those disagreeable conditions are manifested
while you are in perfect health, have active
digestion and well.nourished system.
Your system is not nourished when you
have a foul stomach Your system is not
nourished when your liver is torpid Your
system is not nourished when your bowels
are constipated. Your system can't be
nourished when your stomach. liver, kid
neys and bowels are inactive, causing indi-
gestion, non-assimilation and impure blood.
When you have neuralgia you have pain; !;
when you have neuralgia you are irritable:
when you have neuralgia you have insomnia
Neuralgia is the nerves crying for food
You relieve this condition by moderate use
of joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, promoting
digestion, relieving torpid liver, causing
active kidneys and bowels, and making
pure blood and nourishing the system in
general.
When you are anemic you have pains in
different parts of the body; when you are
anemic you have loss of appetite; when you
are anemic you have no energy; when you
are anemic you are despondent; when YOU
are anemic your liver is torpid; when you
are anemlc you have indigestion; when you
are anemic your bowels are constipatcd.
Perfect digestion, active liver, stomach,
kidneys and bowels never cause anemic.
BY the moderate use Of Joys Veg table
Sarsaparilla you promote digestion, relieve
torpid liver regulate the bowels, and invig-
crate the whole system.
The herald., 1896-04-19
REFUSE A SUBSTITUTE.

had been troubled for long time with
liver and kidney troubles, and had tried
many remedies with little or no effect, but
your Californian Remedy acted like magic
with me, aud with the first bottle was re-
lieved from case of the worst sick head
ache that one ever has. | now take the
opportunity to write you the fact, and also
that l think your remedy will effectually
cure such disorders. 1t gives me pleasure
to send you this testimonial, and you may
refer people to me who may need confrma-
tion of these facts. Yours truly,
MRS. M. B. PRICE,
l6 Prospect place, San Francisco, Cal.
The herald., 1896-04-19
joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
BLEARY, WEAK EYES
Made strong and Lustrous.

James Andrews, living on Point Lobo,
road, says:
THE EDWIN w. Joy Co.-Gentlemen:
wish to thank you gentlemen for the great
good which your joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla
has done for my weak eyes. thought
would soon go blind. l was actually losing
my sight. My eyes were so weak l had to
stop reading day and night. Jessie read the
papers for me. After using four bottles Of
joys Vegetable Sarsapalilla put away the
green glasses and can now see as well as
ever could. Mytblood is in good condition.
I am not weak at all. Yes, do praise your
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla. No one should
take any other sarsaparilla but joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
[Signed] JAMES ANDREWS.
The herald., 1896-04-19
A DOCTORS STATEMENT.
OF Interest TO Persons Suffering From Rheu-
matism, Neuralgia, Nervousness and
Blood Disorders.
A HOME REMEDY PRESCRIBED.
The Causes which 80 to Make UD Many of
The Ills OF Humankind. These Causes
Should be Avoided. How and
When.

"Neglect kills more people than all the
contagious diseases combined" so said the
doctor to me yesterday. "Why, doctor,
that seems a very broad assertion" "Ies,
it is broad assertion, and it is a truthfully
broad one. Look you, a man is suffering
from rheumatism. Let us trace the disease,
let us see how he could have contracted rheu-
matism. Now, we all know rheumatism
does not fly about from one person to an
other. No, sir, it is developed, Matched,
made by the individual himself.
$50, so:" cit is as / state. A person
suffering from the rheumatism may have con
tracted cold Why did he take cold ?
You and l sit in the same theater; there is a
small draught, You take cold, l don't.
Why? My blood is in good condition. 1t
crcnlates freely. My stomach is in fine
shape and digests correctly. My bowels
move regularly. Now, it may just happen
that you have eaten too much food You
don't digest well; you allow the lower bowel
to become clogged. Moderate constipation
ensues. You do not notice it. What is the
result? An impoverished blood supply A
cold produces disordered kidney, which
terminates in the making more uric acid in
the blood than is good for the body. Rhcu-
matism is development. Sometimes you
carry CHaU IHcuiuaViC IiouoiO ouIougHOut
your life.
If every man and woman would check,
would correct themselves, there would be
small use for doctors. Doctors are used
because people are careless. If you find
your blood is in bad condition, If you find
Yourself predisposed to colds use blood
laxative; there are enough of them. The
best-yes, use the best California produces.
Use joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
II have marked many peculiar cures
effected by the use of joys Vegetable Sarsa-
paril!a. am positive this remedy contains
no mercury, no iodides-nothing but herbs.
Herbs are really the best remedies for small
ills. Herbs will ward off, stave off, keep
off many of the more dangerous diseases.
81 have examined joys Vegetable Sarsn.
parilla, and l find it contains the juices of
California herbs. 1t is a very fine combina-
tion. You can't realize how much meet
with it in my practice. I saw distin-
guished party about to start for New York.
One of the family was . rich, very rich
man. He had occasion to open his portman-
teau, and. in it observed the black and
white letters, joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
This 10 certainly fine California remedy.
People are indeed too careless about
their health. People will eat everything on
the table, and, after stuffing and poorly di-
gesting, must expect to be sick. II you take
are of the small ills nature will take care Of
vow"
The herald., 1896-04-19
AVOID COLDS.
You Must Not Change Your Clothing
So Soon-You Must Not Sit
in Draughts You Must
Be Careful.
A DOCTORS STRICT ADVICE.
rr..- p...... mt. .x. 1Y,.r Nrfc.u;.o uT,ulA
MANY Persons VINO Are Now Suffering Would
Have Been Well and Happy Had
They Been Careful
DON'T ovER-ExERr YOURSELF
What Is Dangerous and What Is Not Dan.
gerous--A Good Home Remedy,

saw the doctor yesterday. He was in a
good humor. His patient had recovered.
She was now convalescent. Every one had
expected her to die. The doctor wanted to
talk. could just see it in his eyes. He did
talk, and what he said will be of benefit to
many of u.s. Said he: " People become sick
through their own carelessness. They won t
take care of themselves. Sometimes | think
the State ought to take care of needless
people. Notice that man. He hawks and
spits. You can see he has passed restless
night. You look at his eyes. Don't they
denote languid, dull heavy feeling. Well,
he has been up at night until all hours. He
has been working downtown all day. What's
the result: A cold, cough, and then
worse unless he is careful. People should
keep their blood in good condition. They
should be regular. People should take a
blood laxative-some herb remedy. Cali
fornia produces the best fruits of the earth,
and am free to say the California herb
remedy, joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, is one
Of the best remedies in the market. / think
every person suffering from dyspepsia, dull.
ness, languid feeling, exhaustion or early
decay would be greatly benefited if they
used the herb remedy, joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla. 1t has done wonders for some of
my patients. l know an old lady who
would not be without joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla just ceased to treat her son
who contracted fever on the islands. He
was in bad condition when he reached
San Francisco. Had he beon careful he,
perhaps, never would have contracted fever.
People won't keep their blood in good condi.
tion. Every man should use laxative
medicine once in while. You clean every
thing you have, why not your system? l.,
Of course, would not advise your using the
cheap, nasty compounds that no one ever
hears of. If You want good medicine take
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla. Don't let the
clerk talk you into using something he
wants to sell YOU"
"Why do you recommend joys SO strong.
ly, doctor!" asked.
"Because it contains no mineral drugs, no
deadly poisons, no iodide Of potassium, no
pimple- producing potash. 4
"Never, never use potash medicine. III
you have such bottle in the house throw
it away.
"Joy's Vegetable Sarsaparilla contains no
mineral drugs and is truly fine medicine"
The herald., 1896-04-19

EDWIN w. JOY COMPANY: l am oae of
those who place but little faith in advertised
nostrums, but seeing so many local testi.
monials detailing the effects Of joys Vege.
table Sarsaparilla, l. too, bought it. took
it for pains in the back and chronic bilious.
ness, the results of disordered liver, which
has given me much trouble, and believe it
has permanently cured me. l haven't felt
so well for ten years. recommend it to all
my friends, and we take it for nearly every
thing over our way, and it seems to hit.
NED NESTELL,
70 Everett street, City.
The herald., 1896-04-19
DON'T TAKE A SUBSTITUTE.
When you ask for joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla
see that your druggist gives you the Californian
Home Remedy, joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.

Mrs. C. D. Stuart of 1921 Mission street
is lady with a mind of her own. She
says:
THE EDWIN w. JOY Co.-Gentlemen: l
tried to get another bottle of joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla and the clerk in the drug store
brought something just as good. did not
want something just as good, but wanted
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, because know
what it did for me last spring. Twas suffer.
ing from nasty sick headaches and dyspepsia;
my blood was bad. After I took the great
"Home Remedy" joys Vegetable Sarsa.
parilla, could eat, slesp and do my work as
good as ever could.
Mrs. G. D. STUART,
1921 Mission street.
The herald., 1896-04-19
TESTIMONIALS.
RLEARY, WEAK EYES
Made strong and LustrOus.

James Andrews, living on Point Lobos
Road, says:
The Edwin w. JOY Co. .-Gentlemen: |
wish to thank you, gentlemen for the &: eat
good which y,ur joys Vegetable Sarsa.
parilla has done for my weak eyes. |
thought | would soon 60 blind. ! was
actually losing my sight. My eyes were so
weak had to stop reading day aud night.
Jessie real the papers for me.
After using tour bottles of joys Vegeta.
BILE Sarsaparilla put away the green glasses,
and can now see as well AS | ever could.
My blood is in good condition am not
weak at all. Yes, | do praise your joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla. No one should take
any other sarsaparilla but joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
(Sigued) JAMES ANDEWS.
The herald., 1896-04-19

joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla is good
for the old and for the young. 1t is
the one California Home Remedy, and
its manufacturers positively assert it is
made solely and entirely of vegetable.
There are no mineral poisons in joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla. Take it for a
weak stomach, weak eyes, jaded feel
ings. 1t has cured rheumatism, dys-
pepsia, chronic constipation, confirmed
sick headaches, neuralgia, blood dis
eases, and can always be taken by per-
sons recovering from typhoid fever and
all wretched humors. Insist on your
druggist giving you joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. Don't take medicine
that is just as good, take joys vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
The herald., 1896-04-19
A VOICE FROM WOODLAND.

The EDWIN w. JOY Co., SAN Francisco.
Gentlemen: l used your Sarsaparilla three
months I was troubled with kidney
disease, habitual constipation, loss Of appe-
tite, defective nutrition, dyspepsia, and was
tagging and weary. am now so we'll and
strong can't help indorsine joys Vegetable
Sarsaparila. J. NJ. SUTCH,
Chief Clerk Craft Hotel,
Woodland, Cal.
The herald., 1896-04-19
WHY YOUR BLOOD is THIN.

Because the blood is made from the food
you eat, and if you suffer from Indigestion,
torpid liver, inactive kidneys, irregular
bowels, the blood is thin. Thick blood
would gradually became thin as you become
constipated, as your liver became inactive.
as your kidneys became affected. The food
that is composed of the essential elements to
make rich, thick blood passes off as waste
matter undigested.
The herald., 1896-04-19
HOW YOU KNOW YOUR BLOOD Is
THICK.

You know your blood is thick when you
feel well. when your appetite is good, when
your digestion is perfect, when your liver is
active. when you use joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla, when your kidneys are active,
when your skin is free from pimples and
eruptions, when you are free from head
aches, when you are free from neuralgia,
when You are free from dizzy spells, when
you are free from faint spells. You know
your blood is thick WHEN You USE joys
VEGETABLE .SARsAPARILLA, purely a vege-
table compound, stimulating the liver, pro.
noting digestion, regulating the kidneys
and bowels.
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla contains no
iodide of potassium, no deadly mineral
drugs. joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla con-
tains vegetable and only vegetable herb.
healing remedies.
The herald., 1896-04-19
JOYS VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA
CURES

CURES
DYSPEPSIA,
NEURALGIA,
LIVER COMPLAINT,
KIDNEY AFFECTIONS,
RHEUMATISM, TIA,
SKIN DISEASES, :
BLOOD DISORDERS,
CONSTIPATION,
NERVOUSNESS.