The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-02-07
IN THE HEATER PIPE.
THE RETIRED BURGLAR RELATES HIS
MOST SINGULAR EXPERIENCE.


an Unfortunate Step-In the End He
Made Contribution to tho Collection.
I'm a house that I was looking over
in town up the state one night" said
the retired burglar. 81 came across
something that I never struck but that
once In all my experience, strange as it
may seem, and that .Jyas lot Of wed
ding presents. all just as they were mr.
ranged for display. When.I turned nv
lamp into the room, wished I had
brought horse and wagon; there was
a good deal Of it that wouldn't have
been Of any earthly use to me, but it
seemed pity to leave any Of it behind.
But if couldn't carry it all Off, could
have the fun Of picking, and I started
to look the things over. They were ar
ranged on tables and chairs and on the
floor around on three sides Of the room
on the side opposite to the side that
had come in at, and on the sides to the
right and left; running around those
three sides in sort Of irregular order.
On the side where was there were a
few chairs. / thought I'd start in on
the left and work around to the right,
and started from the door and had
gone about three steps when I went
down through the floor. as it seemed to
me. but what had really done was to
step down through an open register.
suppose somebody must have dropped
something down through it and have
taken it out to get it and forgot to put
it back.
There was wire screen under the
register over the pipe opening to keen
things from dropping down the pine,
but it was very fine light wire, and it
didn't stop me at all; just slid down
into the pipe, pushing that along under
my feet. When dropped into the pipe,
had been facing to the left; in some
way as went down got skewed around
so that when got down as far as did
go was facing to the front; that is.
toward the center of the room. The
pipe didn't go straight down, but with
q curve. had thrown up my hands MS
went down, and I suppose 1 might
have gone plumb to the furnace if
hadn't clutched at the edge of the regis
ter opening and hung on. A minute be-
fore l was going to take my pick Of
roomful now where was I?
81 hadstarted across tho room carry
ing my tooISag i'll one hand and nv
lamp in the other. The shock when 1
went down had sbaken the bag out of
my hand, but had held On. to. my lamp,
though it was lying OH its aide now
with my fingers clutching through the
handle. The falling of the toolbag and
the striking of the lamp on the floor
and the scraping Of the wire gauze
down through the tin pipe must have
made all together good deal of noise,
and 1 expected every minute to, hear
somebody moving about up stairs and
coming down to haul me out, but no.
body did come, and set my lamp up
straight, and after I'd waited minute
or two more started to see if I could
haul myself out.
AS 1 lay i'll the pipe my head was
below the level of the floor; by great
effort l could raise myself SO that the
upper half of my head was above the
opening, but no higher; there was no
room for play; when got that high, I
found myself with my elbows close to
my body and fairly wedged into the
pipe; couldn't got any higher
II let myself down again, and after
awhile 1 pulled myself up again, and
held on by one hand and held up the
lamp and swung it round on the things.
Then let myself down again, and won
dered what I was going to do. It wasn't
only uncomfortable there in the posi-
ton was i'll, it was mighty hot and
unpleasant every way. If 1 let 90, 1
didn't know but that I'd slide down
against the furnace, and, of course,
couldn't stand it for an indefinite length
of time, and when I'd heen in the pipe
should imagine about two hours,
made up my mind that I wouldn't try
to stand it any longer; I'd got to come
out some time, and might just as we'll
come out then; in fact, better, for while
the chances of my getting away at all
were mighty small. they would be bet
ter at night than they would be in the
daytime
so made up my mind to kick on
the pipe and wake up the house and
have the thing settled. So I kicked
once, twice, and then I kicked again
and by snakes kicked the pipe open
at my feet. There was joint there, and
I'd kicked it apart, and the sections
was in sagged down with my weight,
and slid out on tho cellar floor. The
sagging down Of that part of the pipe
detached it from the part above and it
fell on the cellar floor alongside Of me.
That made noise enough to wake every
body up; there couldn't be any doubt
about that.
Il went ont by the same cellar win
dow that I came in by. 1t was the first
and only such lot Of stuff that ever
struck. and I never got thing out Of |
it; i'll fact, added something to it my