The Caucasian., 1896-11-19

SxRln. The Raines !xw - supposed
;o eonsrol the lsquor traae IN Sss
York aud nearly every eiry kss i,s
regaiaii-us sgxins, Sunday operirg,
ba, here IS \ eomb.nA'ior that can
do basiness sIi sse year round: Is
ham Vinegar. ! +. Dry, John Sour
beer. James Sourwipe. George "
Goedrum, Ber rjsmin Sherry ssd D.
Il. Goodais. And if they did. prob
Sbly some Of theis customers would
be Andrew Lsugh, DAVID jolly. An
saish Smith. Desry Graves, Daniel
Death and Mouprisg Ashby.
David Tadpele, CocsraI Roach.
Robert Gait, Frank Coon, Henry
Deer, Amos Hogg and James PIgg
might exeussbly BE- Eugiish names,
but Jane ShriekinggORt Eus; be an
lndisn compound. Then there come
John Popfil. David oppl. John
Hopple. ard number doing lunch
room business, such ss John Gobble,
Jacob Mesls. Enoeh FriIiers. John
Crumb, Charles Drybresd, George
Go, dbresd, Thomas Butterhaugh
Irwin Huckleherry, Obiah Goose
berry, John jelly, Tom Cherry,
Adam Apple, and Sandy Dstes.
There's William Roof aid Margaret
Floor. But Sarah Razor and Josiah
Door add 10 the list few names
more.
The weather bureau at Washing
ton tries very hard 10 let the people
have the kind o. climate they want
but here are few persons who
could go into the weather shop bus
iness without government support
and corner the market within = few
days: Elksna DampTsn, Louis
Wetright, Thomas Rain, William
Hail, Robert Dew, David Moist,
Sephtha Showery, Milton Sloppy
james Blizzard add Seacat Showers.
The cream of the list is an aggre-
CATION OF names that carry with
them the impression of very re-
ligious enthusiasts, for instance:
Susan Sunday, Philip Essternight,
Mary s. Chapel, William Arehdea-
con Good Preacher, Robert Priest
Celestial Good, Hiram Pray. John
Blessing, Stephen Souls, Samue
Holycross, Pleasant Cross, Apostle
Paul. jeremiah Scriptures, ant
Levi Bible.
| Contrasted to these come Edward
Nice and Conrad Sinner.
Some others are: Mary Alas
Charles Kiss. Henry Hug. Johl
Bridegroom, John Wedding, En-
dearin johnson. Hugh Cay, an.
Mary Sobs; John Socks, Jane
Stocking, Robert Bodkin, Jacol
| Needles, Edward Dentist, Jess
Toothache, George Bonebreak
James Bonekiller, John Emperor
Moses Sovereign, Edward Thorne
Oliver Jumps, Andrew Bumt
Simon Dancer, James Waltz, Pete
Tripp, and George Gallop. Th
manner in which different parts G
the human anatomy are scattere
throughout the list might give th
: appearance of a railroad wrecl
! , There are Samuel Nose, Willial
Face, James Cheek, DIR. Bone
| Adam Shanks, Thomas Foote. H
ram Head, James Legg, Samu'
Hand, Stephen Bach, and E.
Cipp. Then come Jerry Cuff, Mar
: Collar, Ford Cravat, William CO
! sets, Robert Bonnet. Thomas Bath
James Towel, and Thomas Tubbi
:. Isaac Quail, Aron Drake, Villa
! Crow, and Hester Pigeon; Pet'
Highnote, Jane Melody; John Ha
> mony, John Sopgster, John Har
!. and d. B. Ditty; Waymau Perfec
William Proper, James Polite, job
Harmless, Lafayette Favorite,
= Cummings, K. Rogue, Washingtt
:. Sillyman, ard Henry Glump; Pa
u rick Comfort, and John Trouble
William Million, George Thousan
y David Dollar, Jacob Shilling, Thorn
o Pence, William Farthirg, A. II
penny; John Reason, Wiley Wis
Pillow Merchant, William Hus
Jacob Feathers, William Clsve
William Swindle, Mary Bod
Joseph Boil, and America Corr
Then, finally, the last ends Wi
u Blooming May, Henry Pancake, a.
g Mary GrasshOpper.-Philadel
ID Times.