The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1896-05-14
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lie Of FrsdsiicE The Gfesii Tell me bret
ly ss po.s, ls student Born. eduesi.d.
end iuved, usuisd, died
n. A. doa', believe 10 miIios pol
iiios .ud rcllsios Which i, II you ,re
,tt.iI the mIIins would spoil your poll
toe ~ your rrligiupi
-Ptoisssot What be. become OF Tom
Apph tou' wasn't be studying eth the
class last Jeni Ali yes: Appleton poor
iello~ A Doe student, but very absent
minded 10 The use OF chemicals very,
tbs, discolurslion 90 tbs ceiling notice
~ Yes Tnais Appleton.
-Cbellry An the fellows seem to be
sttsutIye 10 ,bst doxdy little girl 10 PINK.
IL che ncbi Gussis Ricbl Why, her
father is bicycle manufacturer.
Doe or y My good woman. does your
300 SHUTTER eli tie timti Peasant Not
Ill the time, ,ir only when he sttempts
TO taxi
Visitor We l. Freddy bow many bro
Tiers bsye your Freddy have ons. bot
my .is ei Stella bas tao. Victor Why.
bos !. ,taf Who are thsyf Freddy
Me .ud my bother.
That settled IT, Alberta - see that
Miriam aud Mr.. BerlwbistIe's engagement
isti. Alethss Yes; be bought bicycle
tbs, wasn't the same make Is hers.
Miss Gush Oh. Captain. were you
ever boarded By pir.tef C.ptsin
Sorms Yes, be CHI rged me Gil o.
day for hslI room on the fourth
floor.
-Feny hit dog OF mine osD do any
think but tslk Wal ACE la he . lighter.
Ferry Nav Didn't iust tell you lie
could not talk3
- Rich Fi,ucee - %, this bouquet is too
costly Yon must take i, back TO the lieu
teusnll Valet r. o.. th,ts ell right, miss,
Since NY master is engaged to you be bss
been be to get tbioss on credit.
H usekeeper And nov. Bridget, is
there snythlug more that you require be
fore you become my cookH Bridget Vi.
mnu, there ssn tbiss forgot, mum
III expect the u-o OF yer bicycle 90 me al
tbe'noius out I've pair sv bloomers ~
me o~u,
Judge The evldeuer that you called
this gentleman donkey is overwhelming.
Had yon uut better admit the isclf Aocns
ed - May be hal, TIE longer look ct
him, be more probsblc 1t seems to me
that | did call bin = donkey.
Mamma, | sswa dog today that bad
Dnly three legs. Wereut you swfully sor
y for him2 Nom, he had one more leg
Ihsu haol
Ltodl.dy DO you like yoar stesi
rare. Mr., Bo,rdlousf Mr.. b. - No ,srer
han II 70. madam.
Cobbla - That Miss Shmson isa very
girl. She didn' Ike II becs use
lied on her last night without b,ine
.b.ved. Stone WIS, did she ssyi She
,.id be ielt 1t very much.
Budget, you've broken % m uch chr .
this month IS your wages smoupt te.
Nos, how can se prevent this occurring
.ssiuf o. dou't know. mum. uoless va
f.Ists mt wages
Miss Cycleton - Mrs. Wbeeier's I US
lsbd is too mean TO livei Miss Sprock ~
- Hos soi Miss Cycleton Why, The ptb
. day, be overheard me ssyins to I 10
y iie that We ought 10 have . bicycle club
md be ssns out, cosrsely: What. the
D sItef ~Ith 90 ateI
v lib the air OF one Who had made .
iiscoyery the young mao remarked; l,'s
ose to try 10 please every body. Eury
,ody' echoed The elderly sen,lemso. BY
'he time You &c, 10 my age you viii ,h,th
be, I, lie hardly expected OF mere uortsl
10 please his vile.
Columbus to, L big chances ~btn be
Illustrated the iset that the world vs,
round. Hos sof Suppose the ess bad
,een bad onti
- Mrs Blossom - How 90 the .ieusl ii
'srs inos shat lind Of weather us are 90
% 10 havsi Mr.. Blossom Il xssnt s~ns
bet they did