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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

On the morning of February 20, 1896,
A. T. Moreaux, of Luverne, Mimi, was
sick with rheumatism, and laid in bed
until May 21st, when he got bottle Of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. The first APP
plication of it relieved him almost en-
tirely from the pain and the second af-
forded complete relief. In short time he
was able to be up again. For sale at so
cents per bottle by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

had a bad cold and cough for several
months and tried almost everything.
Finally, Mr.. Hunt, the druggist at West
Chester, recommended Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. A so cent bottle cured
me entirely.-Abner Mercer, Dillworth-
town, Chester county, Pa. For sale by
Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

1t is a fixed and immntable law that to
have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter or surer route than by course
of De Wits Sarsaparilla. Newton's drug
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

If suffering with piles, it will interest
you to know that De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve will cure them. This medicine is a
specific for all complaints of this char
acter, and if instructions (which are
simple) are carried out, a cure will re-
suit. We have tested this in numerous
cases, and always with like results. 1t
never fails. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

The best regulator to regulate people
is Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t regulates
the liver and the liver regulates the per-
son. If the liver is regular then health
is good, but if sluggish or diseased then
there is constant biiousness, indigestion,
headache and all the disorders of the
stomach one hears of. Try Simmons
Liver Regulator and prove this.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21
CONNECTIONS.

One Minute Cough Cure is rightly
named. II affords instant relief from
suffering when afiiicted with severe
cough or cold. II acts ON the throat,
bronchial tubes, and lungs and never
fails to give immediate relief. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

When Taggs Emma Pollock) gives
Aunt Abby Neil Burgess) a sample of
ballet dancing in The County FAIR, at the
Star Theater, the old lady rallies from the
shock to exclaim:
No wonder they cry for ballot reform
in New York. =
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

Buggirs-It must come pretty hard to
De Tanque to swear off.
Buggins-Oh, he's got great scheme.
He's going to study all the liquor adver-
tisements to test the truth of the old say
ing that much reading maketh man full.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

No excuse for sleepless nights when
you can procure One Minute Cough Cure.
This will relieve all annoyances, cure the
most severe cough and give you rest and
health. Can You afford to do without itF
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21
A Remark able Cure of Rhenmat ism

A Remarkable Cure OF Rhenmat ism.
While driving one day last winter, Mr..
j. M. Thompson, of Decker's Point, Pa,
was caught out in a cold rain. The next
morning he was unable to move his head
or arms owing to an attack Of iplam-
matorv rheumatism. His clerk telephoned
for physician, but before the doctor
came, suggested that he use Chamber
lain's Pain Balm, there being bottle
open on the counter. After being rub
bed thoroughly with Pain Balm, over the
effected parts, Mr.. Thompson dozed off
to sleep and when he awoke half hour
later, the pain was gone entirely and he
has not since been troubled. He says:
"People come here from many miles
around to buy this liniment." For sale
by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

Mrs. L. r. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "From personal experience I
can recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla,
cure for impure blood and general do
bility." Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

Arthur Dunn and Charles A. Pusey
take the part of brlgands in Excelsior
Jr. They meet.
Let's keep our hands in our pockets
says Dunn in greeting Pussy.
Whyf asks Pussy.
So We won't pick each others pockets
replies Dunn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" mo. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. A. run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas
sengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
Il. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21
SUNBEAMs.

The Statue of Liberty has plenty of
new clothes, remarks one of the Boston
brothers at Proctors.
How is that? asks the other.
Why she always has New Jersey to
her back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

That one deer does duty in many an ad-
venture is proved by the fact that deer
shot in Weld, Me-, the other day was
carrying eleven bullets in it's body.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

Filson and Enroll are at Proctor's The
alter. They give quarreling couple
scene.
Would you marry again if died, dar-
ling! asks Enroll.
Easiest thing in the world. Had no
trouble getting you, is the reply.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

De Wits Little Early Risers for bill
iousness, indigestion, constipation. A
small pill, prompt cure. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

Will Fl. Fox, at Proctors Theater, tells
about two dressmakers who we're arrested
for running sewing machines without a
stitch on them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21
! is it? Tell me quickly

One Minute Cough Cure is popular
remedy for Group. Safe for children and
adults. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

I have a terrible toothache, remarks
Fields, of Fields and Lewis, The Two
Hot Tomales, with the Russell Brothers
show at Miners Eighth Avenue Theater
last week.
Toothache, my boy! exclaims Lewis;
why I've got the greatest toothache cure
on earth.
What it? Tell me quickly.
Well, had frightful toothache the
other day. went home to my loving
wife, who Rugged and kissed me, and the
toothache was gone!
That's good idea, says the suffering
Fields. Do You suppose your wife Is at
home now!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21
Rogers, Benton Co., Ark.

OShe that rideth uprightly rideth surely
but she that perverteth her way shall tall
Bike while the craze is hot.
1t is no use signing over split cycles.
Between two wheels you come to woe
A seat unsound soon finds the ground
One man can set beginner on bicy-
Gle, but ten can't keep her there.
Look at others before you put on ma
tional costume.
Too many bicycles spoil walk.
The worlds cycle, and all society
merely cyclists.
The lady cyclist has many spokes to
her wheel.
Never run over magistrate; the
pleasure is not worth the cost.
Well tired-least tired.
Where there's way there's wheel.
Mount in haste and the dust you'll
taste.
Tired horses never grow weary.
A novice and her bike are soon parted.
A stone goes before fall.
Spare the pump and spoil the tire.
A ring in time saves crime.
Stolen bikes run fast.
Coughing irritates the delicate organs
and aggravates the disease. Instead of
waiting, try One Minute Cough Cure. 1t
helps at once, makes expectoration easy,
reduces the soreness and inflammation.
Every one likes it. Newton's drug store.
Slater, the Arizona barkeeper, and Hot
Stuff, as Goodrich Mudd is called in A
Black Sheep, now running at Hoyt's
Theater, have turned up in New York
drawing-room. Someone asks Hot Stuff
if Slater, the barkeeper, is glad to be
back in the East.
Glad! e1claims Hot Stuff, we'll, should
think so. For ten years he'has not had a
chance to see his mother or the Black
Crook.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

We carry full and complete line Of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

She's living picture. Poor girl, she
only mrkes a bare living, replies McAvoy.
Man is made of dust, according to the
Bible, remarks McAvoy.
Yes, says Lester, but you're not. Dust
settles--you never do.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-01-21

Lester and McAvoy are at Proctor's
Pleasure Palace with songs and gags.
What is your sister doingf asks Les
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
MAYOR DORIAN CONTINUES TO MAKE
PLACES FOR THE OFFICE
SEEKERS
STREET COMMISSIONERS, TOO.
CITY ENGINEER RUNDLETT FORCED
TO APPOINT A LOT OF REPJB-
LICANS.
NO CHANCE TO MAKE A CONTEST.
Those Who Force the Amendments
He Says, to BE Held Responsible
for Their Work

City Engineer Rundlett will appoint
who will begin work Sept. 1. The city
engineer is practically forced to take
this action, or else declare war against
the Doran administration. For the ad-
rlinistration has declared war against
the present street commissioners, who
are unqualified to hold their positions,
because they are Democrats.
The real truth Of the matter Is, the
Republican administration proposes to
foist on the city engineer a gang of
men designated as street commissioners
for whose official conduct the city en-
glneer shall be held responsible. Nat
urally, the city engineer declines to be
held accountable to the people of st.
Paul for set Of men whose sole quail
fication for the duties assigned them
is their political sympathy.
Mr.. Rundlett says that he is willing
to take any action that will placate the
aggressive spirit Of the administration,
IN order that public interests may not
suffer. OF the present street COM
m1ssioners are not to be paid living
salaries henceforth, because they are
Democrats. Mr.. Rundlett will name
hve or six gentlemen who believe in
high protective tariff. but he won't
be responsible for their good judg-
ment In other words, the city engineer
insists that If the street commissioners
must be Republicans, then the Republi-
cans must answer for the work that
street commissioners do not do.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
He Left st. Paul After Brief En-
gslgement.


sstgement.
Dr. A. Bellair0, who claimed to be a
magnetic healer, of wonderful power,
has suddenly cat short what he ex-
pected to provefa most successful en-
gagement. Theo doctor registered at
the Windsor a week ago and wanted
to engage a suite of rooms for a month
He said he was from Chicago but
made his home IN New York. He was
informed that he might have quarters
/ for q week, but no longer, as all the
apartments had been engaged for the
encampment. The doctor was, or pre-
tended to be, nauch put out and said
he had numerous patients who would
look for him att the hotel within the
next few weeks.d The proprietor of the
hotel said he was sorry and after the
encampment would endeavor to have
a suite Of rooms for the doctor. Last
Sunday the doctor, advertised to the
extent of half a column lin the vari-
GUS papers setting forth his marvellous
powers. The sketch of the doctor said
he was born in India and had COM
menced to exercise his remarkable
skill when four years of age. 1t told of
how he had been paid $4,000 In the
last few years for curing millionaires
in Chicago and New York of incurable
diseases and spoke of the doctor as
the "Hindo Messiah, WHO was simply
travelling about doing good for his
health.
On Wednesday Mrs. w. Pinska, liv-
ing at 9S8 jerks street, called at the
Office of the county attorney and made
a complaint about the cure-dll doctor
trying to get her to pay 500 for mag
netic treatment. Mr.. Butler sent the
woman to the police, and Chief of
Detectives Schweitzer made an investi-
cation. The DOCTOR SO far as could
be learned, had not been able to find
any millionaires to cure in ST. Paul,
and. although used to fees running
into the thousands, was willing to ac-
cept a $40 fee from Mrs. Pinska, had
she brought it in. The doctor, who
claimed to be seventy-two years old
and was a fluent and smooth talker,
said he had never been arrested OF
even called to account by police Of
f1cer before. He was inclined to be
very indignant, but County Attorney
Butler gave him to understand that
bluffs did not go and the doctor quit.
He paid his bill at the hotel and left
the city.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
TO NAlDAWUS HIM
THE SCHOOL BOARD TO TRY AND
FORCE A STATEMENT FROM
NEARBY.
WANT TO KNOW CERTAIN FACTS
WHICH HE SAYS HE HAS FUR
NISHED AND THE BOARD
SAYS NOT.
PROCEEDINGS TO BE BEGUN
The Monday After the Encampment
Closes Unless He Comes Up With
the Information Desired.

In view of the fact that COMPTROLLER
McCardy will be very busy next week
with Grand Army affairs the board of
school inspectors with commendable
tact and consideration yesterday de-
cided they would give the city official
until Monday, Sept. 7, to consider
their demands for a complete and item
lied statement of the funds in his
hands belonging to the school board
If Mr.. McCardy, by reason of press
of business connected with the encamp-
ment, or for any other cause what
ever, shall not comply with this de-
mand, then the school inspectors will
instruct the city attorney, or some other
friend of the school board, to begin
mandamus proceedings against the
city comptroller.
This belligenent decision was reached
at meeting Of the school board held
yesterday afternoon. All the inspec-
tors were present except Mr.. McNa-
NEE. Inspector Scholle set the ma
chinery in motion by offering a reso-
luton setting forth the fact that he,
as chairman Of the finance committee
of the board, had been unable to secure
a statement from the city comptroller
1temizing the school funds in the
comptroller's possession. In fact, Mr.
Scholle said, in speaking to his reso-
luton, the school board had been
grossly ignored through him, for the
comptroller had treated him with COM
tumely and disrespect in refusing to
comply with this just and reasonable
demand.
Inspector Yoerg was in favor Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
PURE AND UNDEFILED.
Bible Students Drink From the Well
of Life.

Bible Students Drink From the Well
of Life.
The opening address of the Bible
conference at Central Presbyterian
church was made yesterday morning
by Rev. j. H. Sammis, of Red Wing.
He was followed by Rev. r. A. Tor
rey, who spoke on 1.-THE Power Of
Prayer" giving many illustrations of
this power from his own experience.
He said, on the other hand, that the
reason so many churches are so. use
less and so many Sunday schools are
unsuccessful is the neglect of prayer.
In the afternoon DR.. Torrey spoke on
the Baptism Of the Holy Spirit ex-
planning what it is, what it does, the
necessity of it and how 1t is to be OBJ
tanned. He spoke OF the responsibility
of minister of the gospel and of par
ents, and told the meaning of true re-
pentance. In the evening Rev. J. H.
Brookes spoke on the Inspiration Of
the Word,'' giving series Of quota
lions from the Bible to prove that in
the early years the Lord spoke through
the prophets and later through His
Son, Jesus Christ He said that there
is no theory above that of inspiration,
that either the Bible is true or else 1t
is wholly false. The clergy of these
days are so apt to take from and
add to the word of God, and that only
condemnation rests upon those who do
so. He said that the word of God is
the foundation of Christianity, upon
which all should stand. Today's and
Sundays programmes are as follows:
SATURDAY.
$50 a. m.-Devotional.
1000 a. m.-The Deeper Life. Rev. ]. B.
Murch, Minneapolis.
n:OO a. m.-The Bible Only. Rev. ]. W.
Conley, st. Paul.
2:30 p m.-Devotional.
800 p. m.-Seven Pillars Upon Which the
Old Book Stands. Rev. E. P Marvin.
400 p. m.-The Coming of the Lord. Rev.
j. H. Brooks, D. D.
7:30 p. m.-Devotional.
500 p. m.-The World Field. w. E. Black
stone, Esq.
SUNDAY
1890 a. m.-Sermon. Rev. ]. H. Brookes,
D. d.
2:30 p. m.-Devotional.
|. 800 p. m:-The Sufferings of Christ. Rev.
E. P. Marvin.
400 p. m.-The Land and the People W,
E. Blackstone, Esq.
1880 p. m.-Devotional
500 p. m.-The Inspiration of the World.
Rev. ]. H Brookes, D. D.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
ABSOLUTELY PURE

pressing the matter and seconded the
passage of the resolution. He, like
Mr.. Scholle, thought the city comp
troller was holding his head too high,
and the only way to bring him to
terms was to have the law on him
or words to that effect.
Inspector McNair told the board
members that they were barking up
the wrong stump-in other words they
were going about the matter in the
wrong way, If they really wished to
obtain certain information from the
comptroller. He opposed the resolu-
ton and voted against it. All other
members of the board thought the
resolution a good thing and pushed it
along to passage.
This trouble has been brewing in
the board for long time. At recent
meeting it was suggested that man
damus proceedings be begun, but the
suggestion was made in the way Of a
joke. But Mr.. Scholle, as chairman
of the finance committee, raS been un-
able, he says, to secure needed infor-
nation from the comptroller's office.
In fact, Mr.. Scholle thinks he has been
treated discourteously.
One of the chief differences between
the board and Mr.. McCardy is the
ownership of a certain fund known as
the rental and repair fund about which
there was so much discussion when
the question of inSuring and making
changes in school buildings for en-
campment purposes came up. The
school board claims ownership Of the
fund while the comptroller says it is
a general asset of the city, and does
not belong to the school board. The
school board wants information that
the comptroller says they already
have, and if they understand their
duties they need not apply to him for
statement of their resources. If the
school board insists that the comp
troller keep their accounts, then, says
the comptroller, that is a different
proposition.
1t is safe to say the comptroller will
not heed the demands of the board un-
til compelled to do SO by the mandamus
proceedings threatened by the board.
By the time the Grand Army excite
ment has cooled down, and the school
board once more gets possession Of
it's buildings in good condition, it may
be that there will be an amicable ar
rangement Of the present existing diff
2erenceS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
POLK COUNTY AGAIN.
Now There's a. Scheme for Three
Counties.

Attorney General Childs put in a
busy day yesterday, in the morning
being occupied with a hearing in the
Polk county case before the state
county boundary commission, which
consists of Gov. Clough, Auditor Dunn
and Secretary of State Berg. The peo-
pie Of Polk county have another new
scheme for the subdivision of the pres
ent county, this last project having for
it's result the establishment of three
counties, instead of five, as was the last
previous plan proposed. The friends
Of the last proposition claim that there
Is nothing in the law to prevent the
people of the county from voting at
the same election on two or more pro-
positions at the same time. In this
case they propose to have them vote
on the questions as to whether they
will have Polk county divided at all or
not: and whether they will have it
divided into three or five counties.
The governor has already issued his
proclamation for the division into five
counties, and the validity of the law is
being tested in the courts.
Those in favor of the triple county
scheme were j. P. Johnson, of McIn-
tosh; William Watts and A.. A. Miller,
of Crookston. Opposed to them were A.
c.. Rhinehart, of East Grand Forks; J.
D. Marshall, of Red Lake Falls; B. S.
Bennett, of Fosstor, and Mr. Holton,
of Fertile. The hearing will be COM
menced Monday.
The new proposition is to cut off the
east half Of Polk county and divide it
into two, leaving the west half intact.
Thief River Falls would be the county
seat of Mills county, and Mcintosh, of
Columbia county, under this scheme.
The other county seat aspirants, Red
Lake Falls and East Grand Forks,
would be left out.
In the afternoon, Mr.. Childs heard
arguments in the matter of the petit
ton for a dissolution of the Nelson
Regain Realty company, Of Minneapolis.
Messrs. Regain and Place. of the COM
pany, claim that the officers of the COM
pany have refused to show them the
books or make known to them the
condition of the company, and they
have asked the attorney general to
bring the company into court on a
writ Of quo warranto.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
Black Goods Dept.

Saturday Extras-at O'Clock in
the morning.
Is pieces of English Coating
Serge, made of finest hard twist
English yarn-the kind that damp
ness will not affect. For bicycle and
tailor-made costumes it has no
equal. In jet black only, so inches
wide. Actual value Csc E0
yard. Saturday, s1V5C,
speCldl. $50. ................
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
MONEY IN THE FAMILY,
But lei. ". Barnum Was Shy His Hotel
Bill.

Bill.
H. V. Barnum, a well dressed young
man was arrested last evening by
Detectives Gruber and Murnane, charg-
ed with violating the hotel law. Bar
mum claims to be from Chicago and
says that his family are worth $4,000
coo. He almost knocked the detectives
out with this statement, but they re-
covered and everybody gathered around
to see the member of a sixteen million
dollar family searched. The search
showed only a few papers Of not the
least value to anyone but the owner,
and not cent of cash. Barnum stop
ped at the Ryan for three days and be-
tween the barroom and his own room,
and board, ran up a bill of $23. He
skipped out without saying word,
and took his grip with him. Since leav-
ing the hotel he has been stopping with
a friend on Cedar street. Unless he
can arrange with the hotel people be-
fore morning, he will be taken before
Judge Orr today.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
woRkINGMEN PROTEST

The trades and labor assembly, at
Its meeting last evening, unanimously
adopted resolution in opposition to
the action of certain employers in
polling the voters in their service on
the money question. The assembly
claims that this prying into the views
of men Is entirely irregular, and often
a sort of tyranny. A committee was
appointed to arrange for a labor mass
meeting to make a formal protest
against the polling, through foremen
or otherwise, of factories, railroad
shops or other institutions where large
numbers Of men are employed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-08-29
To Savings Depositors and others

The next interest term Of the Saw
ings Bank of ST. Paul will commence
Sept 1, 1896. Money in sums of $500
or more deposited before Sept 8, 1896
will draw months interest Jan. 1, 1897.
One dollar deposits received. Fifth
and Jackson streets.