Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1896-03-25

noon.-Truth.
Passenger-Is that Chicago we are
coming to? Conductor-Certainly.
Can't you make out the snow-capped
l,buildings?-Life.
| Have another cigar, uncle" mo
thank you, my dear" There are plen.
ty of them" Eyes; but there's only
one of me"-Harper's Bazaar.
Old Gent-Don't you know me, VII.
lie? l am your fathers uncle. Willie
| Are you the man pa goes to when he
IL short of money Funny Cuts.
Hell see your friend Mrs. Overtop
has written a society novel. She-Oh
| dear-and l always thought she was
such a nice-minded woman!-Punch.
| Miss Smashum-I don't care for men,
Ia fact, I've already said motto seven
Of them. Miss Comely-Indeed! what
| we're they selling ?-Adams Freeman.
| Paw, why do they call the custom
house taxes duty?" Ell guess it
Il because everybody takes such de-
light in lodging it."-Cincinnati En-,
! quirer.
II "These problems In arithmetic
| Are narrowing, l vow.
| Last leap year she W
| And she's twenty
Washington Star.
Stranger (from Mel :?
That the Chicago river @ n
Yes. Stranger-Great snakes ~
don't you plow 1t up? li.4 b
| une.
envy Bings whence |
So much does he { rre.
IT'S not his voice ma me -
l envy him his ne
Judge.
Dinguss-By the wa a ak.
ing of those X rays Shadpolt (sneer-
ing off)-No use, DInguss; you'll make
no X raise from me this time Chicago
Tribune.
MARY, I'll follow you to the utmost
ends Of the earth" mo, you won't"
said she, calmly. "Why won't II" BE.
cause I'm not going there" she replied.
Boston Globe.
What are you crying for, childT"
"Lolo hurt me-" How, pray" q
was going to hit him with my fist, when
he ducked his head and my fist hit the
wall."-Etoile Beige.
Disappointed Guest-I thought you
said there was an extensive view from
your hotel? Disappointing Landlord
on n hn M
.-Somerville Journal.
Marie, your father must like me; be
lent me $40" mo, Charlie, he told
me he expected it would cost him some
thing to keep you from coming here so
often."-ChicagO Record.
She-You know you would be just AZ
happy If you didn't kiss me. He-But
do you suppose l am selfish enough to
think only Of myself ?-Rehobeth Sun.
day Herald.
Watts-That Is a pretty good story
you tell, but 1t won't work. Weary
Watkins-Course it won't. D'you 'spose
I'd be travelin' around with it If it did,
indianapolis Journal.
Mamma, honest 1t wasn't me ct DIP
all that cake-it was Bobby" "Weh
Dick, bring me the cathodal kodak and
I'll see at once which one of you Is
uilty."-Chicago Record.
First Reporter tried to interview q
| milk man yesterday. Second Reporter
What did he talk about? First Re-
porter-Nothing. He refused to be
pumped.-Philadelphia Record.
II acknowledge l lose my temper
when you make things too hot for me, I"
said the red-hairod man to ais wAfe.
| "but that only shows I nm made OF
| good material" Tribune.
There was a man in our town,
He wasn't wise a bit; \
| His business kept a-going down.
| An advertiser? Nit.
! Boston Courier.
Mrs, Cawker-It Is said that the Fans
at Niagara are wearing away rapidly
Mr.. Cawker-I don't wonder Mt that
A great many people take q hack ut NJ
agara Falls-Harper's Bazaar.
MAY take this seat. madam" SAID
the travelling man to lady In the ra'r
road car. mo, SIR" said the female
witheringly; II have been keeping u
for q sentleman."'-Yonkers Slater
man.
II would be mighty willin' to work,
Mr.. Dismal Dawson explained, III
was only able" "You look able-bodleo
enough" said the sharp-nosed LADY
What Is there to prevent you WORK
ing?" "Me pride. "-Indianapolis Jour
nal.
Doctor Ito brother physician W.
sir, the sovereign remedy for all 'ua
Is fresh air and plenty Of 1t. teop'
don't let enough air into their house,
Well, must hurry off; I'm on an "a
rand Brother physielan-Going Ia.
mo, only down to the hardware s'v'.
TO get half mle Of weather-strips'
Philadelphia Telegraph.