Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-24
dtjauside Gatherings.

H6~ Life is not so short but tha
there is always time for courtesy.
s@ The happy people of the worle
are those who love their occupation.
r6r Nearly 100000 bushels of chest
nuts are sold in New York annually.
.s% Experience is the best school
master but the school fees are heavy.
pG- Recollect that trifes make per
fection, and that perfection is no trife
p@ Consciousness of honesty is {
greater comfort than big bank &C
count.
p6 Truth is violated by falsehood
and it may be equally outraged by
silence.
k@ Pleasant manners make friends
and without friends there can be NJ
success.
@ True: "Worry," says Davie tht
Wise, sis JUS lot O. thinks a fellel
can't STOP"
sH The people of the United States
consume about 100000 bottles o
pickles every week.
s9 Lawyers and doctors get paid to-
their advice. Other people give il
away with great generosity.
p@ 1t is queer thing that some mer
cannot consider themselves truly reli
gious without making other people un
comfortable.
w Trees which grow on the north
ern side of hill make more durable
lumber than those which grow on the
southern side.
rnE When a dentist in China is pull
ing tooth for a patron, an assistant
pounds on gong, to drown the cries
of the victim.
p6r Bicycles have reached the Ari
zona Indians, and people of Pheni1
recently noted a Pima riding his whee
along the Tempe road.
bdr The cheeks become pale from
fear because the mental emotion dl
miniskes the action of the heart ano
lungs, and impedes the circulation.
p9- There are men in the world
who, if they displayed one-half the
energy in business that they exhibit ir
loa6ng, would soon become indepen
dent.
a6 Guntersville, Ala, boasts of 6
scuppernong grape vine which covers
a trellis 100 feet long by so feet wide
and on which is at least 200 gallons o.
fruit.
nag The total product of cigars fol
consumption. in the United States fol
the last manufacturers year was 4,
237, ,755,943, and they all ended ir
smoke.
a@ At recent meeting of railroad
engineers the following toast was offer
ed !: ITO our mothers-the only faith
full tenders who never misplace 6
SWITCH"
B4 The empress of Japan and bel
ladies have taken to the bicycle, anc
use a maze of walks made on purpose
for them in the secluded part of the
imperial gardens.
nag 1t is claimed for Ireland that
with its less than 100000 of popula
ton, it has more centenarians than
any country in Europe-perhaps in the
world. They number 57S.
n@ The Chinese believe that the
water obtained from melting hailstones
is poisonous, and that rain water
which falls on certain feast days will
cure ague and malarial fever.
sg Success in life is very apt to make
US forget the time when we wasn'
much. 1t is just so with frog on a
lump he can't remember when he was
a tadpole, but other folks eau.
sg A French doctor says that per
sons who attain their 30th year with
out suffering from any serious disease
are likely-all things being equal
live till they are al least 7S years of age
Rhs- Education is leading human
souls to what is best, and making
what is best of them. The training
which makes men happiest in them
selves also makes them most service
able to others.
B4 For two hours some boys in
New York kicked a small bundle
about the size of base ball around
the streets and played catch with it
Finally the bundle was opened and
$3.50 i'm notes found within.
a9- The Yellow river is styled The
"Sorrow of China" During the las
century it has changed its course q
times, and now flows into the sea
through a mouth 800 miles distan
from that of 100 years ago.
,s2 MPathrick, Inc bhoy, you've hac
quote enough to dhrink," said the
genial host. "Take me advoice
When ye get to the top of the sthree
Yell see two cabs; take the first, be
cause, begorra, there's only wan!"
bY After smoking tobacco so years
or more, famous Massachusetts cen
tenarian has thrown away her pipe
with the determination never to smoke
again. Although she is 107 years old
she has been convinced lately that the
use of tobacco was shortening her life