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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

Gov. STONE. who has been sent for all
the way from Missouri to bolster the free
silver cause, when he ought to be at home
attending to his business, says that Sill
yer Dollar Bland is not a candidate for
president and wants his friends to dis
continue their efforts in his behalf. 1t is
Just as we'll. Loves labor would be lost
anyway. Mr.. Bland is not OF presiden-
tial size
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

Col. JACK CHIsN is the latest orator
about to be put on the stump by the free
silver democrats OF Kentucky. Colonel
Chinn will open his campaign at Bowl
ing Green on next Saturday afternoon.
Ye gods and little fishes Has it come to
this that the people of Kentucky have to
be taught by Jack Ohinn? May the good
Lord daliver them.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

IT is said that the free silver men OF
Boyle proposed to Collector Rodes that il
he would ignore the currency question,
he would be given the county in his race
for delegate without opposition. OF
course be refused such overtures. The
place is not worth a sacrifice OF principle
and the issue can not be ignored, no mat
ter who tries to do 80. 1t must be met
and met valiantly.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

The supreme court OF appeals says the
"yim Grow Car" is constitutional, which
will set at rest the numerous suits
brought by colored people in this State.
The Law seems TO work well and il the
accommodation provided for them is as
good as that for the whites. We see no
rsssou for the colorsd people to kick.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

SINCE they are set up by Morgsnthal-
ere, the Greensboro Messenger, the Lex
ington Herald and Leader, look much
more like daily papers than formerly,
when they were set up in stud-horte
type. The former will have to invest il
head line type though, if it wants its
readers to see what 1t puts over its srti-
cles.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

Mr.. HARDIN continues to do every
thing he can TO make more resigned,
those who voted for him even after be
had repudisted the democratic platform
upon which he was nominated, to the
election of Gov. Bradley. He now says
he will not support Carlisle for pr esiden
on sound money platform, thereby put
ting himself outside OF the pale OF fur
ther recognition by democratic.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

UNLESS all signs and pledges 60 for
naught, Hon. John Sam Owsley, Jr., will
90 to the convention with "a, if not more,
votes instructed for him. AS it will re-
quire only fraction over 81 to nominate,
it seems to be reasonably certain that he
will be the Congressional nominee.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

1T is said that Senator Voorhees, will
retire at the expiration OF his present
term, owing to failing health. 1t is time.
His term Of usefulness expired some
time ago.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

Gov. STONE. in his Shebyville speech,
went out of his way to attack the record
of Gov. McCresry on the currency ques-
ton, but be had to fslsify the record to do
so. Gov. McCreary has always been
sound, not only on the money question,
but on nearly every other one Of impor-
lance,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22
"BIG FOUR" ROUTE,
Best Line to and From
CHICAGO, ILL,

Solid Vesibuled Trains, with Buffet Parlor
Cars, Elegant Coaches, Dining Cars, Wagner
Sleeping Cars, and latest improved Private Com.
partment Buffet Sleeping Cars, magnihcently fur.
nished with toilet accessories in each compart-
ment. Best terminal station.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

The Southwestern Limited" Solid Vestibuled
Trains, with Combination Library, Buffet and
Smoking Cars, Wagner Sleeping Cars. Elegant
COACHES and Dining Cars, landing passengers in
New York City at 4ad Street Depot. Positively
No Ferry Transfer.
BE sure your tickets read via "BIG FOUR"
Z. o. MCCORMICK, d. b. MARTIN,
Passenger Traffic Mgr. Gen. Pass A Tiki. Agt
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22
FOR HiRMONY.
To The Democracy Of lincoln COM

To The Democracy Of Lincoln COUNTY.
Ten years ago old Lincoln was safely
go to 800 democratic. To-day she is ex'
ceedinRly doubtful. Such result was
brought about by various reasons. One
was the agitation Of the liquor question;
another the introduction Ct the secret
ballot; the last aud greatest and the one
that should be remedied WAS the success
ful efforts Of certain sections and families
in monopolyzng and holding all the
Offices In the last 20 years Waynesburg
has had but one office Ezra Gooch az
representative, but with such treatment
she has been true to her principles and
true to her democracy and even in the
last Waterloo. Waynesburg proper re-
NAMED in the democratic column. With
no disrespect 20 any of the gentlemen
who have held Office but boldly asserting
that they have filed them capably, hon
estly and gentlemanly, yet for the inter
est Of the party, which with me is para
mount to any private feeling, ! would
suggest division of the offices. Say,
give Stanford county Judge, attorney and
representative; Crab Orchard taller and
uperintendent; Hustonville sheriff Al d
county clerk; Waynesburg assessor and
circuit clerk Let each precinct have
their convention end nominate the men
they want for these Offices; then have a
mass convention at Stanford and nomi-
nate the men selected. II such course
is pursued and we lay aside all animosi-
ties, have no liquor question, no free
no silver or gold question, but
put our shoulder 10 the wheel and push |
or old fashion democracy, Lincoln coun-
~ will surely give $50 democratic ma
ority, with no such word as fail. II We
10 not, and keep divided, we had just az
veil not nominate, for defeat will surely
% our reward. Respectfully,
Stanford, Nav 20 HARMosIzER.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

Solid Vestibuled Trains with Buffet Parlor Cars.
Coaches and Dining Cars, and WAgner Buffet
Sleeping Cars. Entering ST. Louis oyer the New
Merchants Bridge, avoiding the disagreeable tun
uel
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22
BOSTON.
NEW YORK.

The only Through Sleeping Car Line from Cir
: einnati. Elegant Wagner Sleeping Cars
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

In moment Of dependency, Miss
Ida Henry, daughter OF one OF Graves
c)unty's westhiest ard most prominent
farmers, committed suicide by drown
ing herself in q cistern.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1896-05-22

There is to be law suit over the
quintuplets at Mayfeld. The embslmsr
wants 1900 for the job and won't give up
the little bodies ill it 10 paid.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
ProceedIngs OF the Board Of nealth.

The Board Of Health met at the
Office Of I. f Ritc1ey, last Wednes.
day, April |, and organized for the
present year by elecllng A B. Kelly,
President, auG T f Rlchey, Secre.
tary, aud the appointment of H. II.
Shoemaker as health officer.
The secretary was instructed to
have published in the REPUBLICAN
and VindicatOr notice Co the owners
aud occupiers of lots or premises in
the Borough that the time for cius.
ing sickness from decayug vegetable
matter aud refuse ou aud about the
different premises is already hear,
that all refuse and garbage must be
removed from said premises as re.
quired by health rules
II is hoped that the people will at
tend to this matter, before the general
inspection of the board, which will
be 10 the near future
All persons will please take notice
If any heads of families have not vet
received a copy Of the health rules
they are hereby notified to call on
the secretary and secure same
A B KELLY, Pres.
T. F. RITCHEY, Sec'y.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
School Reports.

Report of Nebraska school for the
month ending April l, 1896
Room No. 1.-Anna NJ. Mining, Teach
er; Number enrolled 25; average atten-
dance 22 Per cent. of attendance 80.
Present every day: Eddie Klepfer, Will
lie Mccullough, Howard Anthony, Will
lie Anthony, Johnny Beckwith, Archie
Hanould, Lydia Mitchlen, Fannie An
thony, Ethel Hanould.
Room No. 2.-E. e. Stitzinger, Teach
er: Number enrolled 10; average atten-
dance 49,; Per cent of attendance 81.
Present every day: Earl Small, Arner
Small, Gilpin Small. Byron Walter, vii.
liam Silzle, Fred Klinestiver, Maud 81.
verling, Ruth Cook, Grace Knopp, Will
lie Carson, Della Silzle.
Earl Small, Arner Small and Gilpin
Small were present every day during the
term.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08

The telephone line for Tionesta
is settled thing, and work will soon
be commenced on its erection. The
arrangement that has been made with
the company gives the people who
have a telephone in their house the
privilege of talking with Titusville
Oil City aud Franklin from his own
residence, aud will certainly prove a
great convenience To our people, aUd
we predict that after a years trial
there will be many more who will
have phones placed in their resi-
dence, What we want now is tele.
phone connection with Marienville
and Hickory, then we could get the
election returns much sooner What
a relief that would be to the candi.
dates,
In accordance with the permission
granted by the coutroler Of the cur.
rency a few weeks ago to some of our
leading business men, an association
was formed yesterday, for the purpose
of doing-a banking business under the
national laws. The name and title
of the association is the Forest County
National bank, Of Tionesta, Pa. The
capital stock is $4,000. The direct.
ors are A. w, Cook of Cooksburg, N,
p. Wheeler, Of East Hickory, G w.
Robinson, Wm. Smearbaugh, j T.
Dale, j. ii. Kelly and t. f Ritchey
OF rionesta. A. w. Cook was elect
ed president, VIM. Snearbaugh vice.
president and A. B. Kelly cashier 1t
is expected that the new national
hank will be ready for business about
the first of May.
The state board of health pro.
poses to extend to physicians through
out the state the same facilities that
are furnished by the local boards of
health in large cities 10 the matter ni
diagnosis by meteorological examina.
ton of cases suspected Of being diph-
iberia, To do 50 the board has ar,
ranged to have the tests made by lis
bacteriologists, charging the local an.
thorities of towns rates proportionate
to their population The sterile
swabs 10 tubes will be placed with
the local boards of health, aud these
having been charged with the sup,
posed infectve material by the at,
tending physician, will he shipped by
mail (by permission Of the postmas-
ter general, who has issued an order
10 that efiect) to the meteorological
and a reportwill he returned within
twenty-four hours whether the case is
diphlheria
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
FOREST COUNTY OFFICERS.

Member Of fC0ngreSS-WM. c. ARNOLD.
Member Of Scndte-WM. II. HYDE.
ASsembLy-J. B. WBNK.
President ntJWdge-CHARLEs II. MOVES
associate JWdges-Jos. A. NASH, A.
j. MCURAY.
IredsUrer-JAMEs II. FoNEs.
Prothonotdry, Register d Recorder, DC,
-CALvIN NJ. ARNER.
SheriG.-JoHN r. CARSON.
SSi0ners-W. A. CoNNELY, Pc
TER YoUNGK, w. M. Coon.
County Sup eriatendent-AGNEs KERR.
District Attorney--P. M. CLARK.
Jury Commfssioners-J. b. CARPEN-
TER, GEO. ZUENDEL.
County Su7Ueyor-J. +, PROPER.
C0rOner-DR. j. w. MoRRow.
County 4 udttorS-M. E. ABBOTT, w
Il. STRoUP, J. w. ELLIOTT.
REGULAR TERMS OF COURT.
Fourth Monday of February.
Third Monday of May,
Last Monday of August.
Third Monday of November.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
Dissolution Notice.

The partnership heretofore existing be-
tween j. W. Black and G.. W Noblit,
doing business as Black a Noblit, has
this daV been dissolved, by mutual cou-
sent, }. W. Black retiring. All account
GEO. W. NOBLIT
j. "a. BLACK.
Pigeon, Pa, April 1, 1895. 81
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
Church nnd snbbnrh school.

Presbyterian Sabbath School at 9:45 q.
M; NJ. E. Sabbath School at 1000 a. m.
Preaching in M. Il. Church every Sab
bath evening by Rev. w. w. Dale.
Preaching in the f. M. Church every
Sabbath evening at the usual hour. Rev.
f. E. Glass, Pastor.
Services in the Presbyterian Church
every sabbath morning and evening,
Rev. J. V. McAninch officiating.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.


oil market, S1.22.
First Arbor Day Next Friday.
Mrs. Anna Hassey was 10 Oil
City over Sunday.
DIR. ]. B. Siggius was up from
Oil City yesterday.
Miles & Armstrong sell goods
the chepest. Try them. 1t.
Mrs. Fred Infeld was in Oil
City yesterday afternoon.
w. A. Grove was business Wis.
itor to Oil City yesterday.
The Easter bonnet had au excel
lent day to get in its work.
Mr.. and Mrs. j.. Agnew were Wis.
itors in Warren on Friday.
Il. r. Freeman of Warren came
down on business yesterday.
Clean up your back yards before
the health officer gets after you.
Misses Kate Garfield and Rose
COnnely were in or! Nity Friday.
Mrs. Jas. Haslet was the guest
of Oil City relatives over Easter.
Ralph A. Zahniser left yesterday
to visit relatives in Butler county.
Mrs. John Noble went to Hick.
ory Monday for a short visit with rel.
atives.
Jim Huliug was down from
May over Sunday, to see his
family.
Rev. f. E. Glass held quarterly
meeting services at Mayburg last
Sabbath.
The sales of chewing gum in the
United States last year amounted to
s2O,OOO,OOO.
N. p. Wheeler of Stowtown was
a business visitor in town Monday
aud Tuesday.
Easter flowers were quite plenti.
ful in Tionesta, although there is no
greenhouse here.
Here's long life and health and
prosperity to ex.President Harrison
and his fair bride.
-Miss Suie Sharp was the guest of
her sister, Mrs H, S. Bates, of Titus.
vile, over Easter.
Harry Feitt went to Franklin
Monday where he will clerk in a
store in the future.
Haven't beard anything about
the Delaware peach crop being de.
stroyed, have you?
Misses Alice Agnew and May
Sanner were guests of friends in
Warren over Sunday.
F. r. Morse and sou Walter, OF
Hickory, were callers at the REPUB,
LIoAN Office Saturday.
Squire Stoughton of East Hick.
ory was a caller at the REPUBLICAN
Office one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. f. Ritchey Wis
tied friends aud relatives in Oil City
last Friday and Saturday.
Because Lent is past is no rea
son why you should go to the bad en-
tirely. Pittsbllrg Times
Ask anyone of the many thai
have bought carpets at LansOn's i
they are not entirely satisfied. Il
-Jes. Clark aud DR.. Frank Hun
ter attended meeting of the Mason
ic order 10 Oil City Friday night.
Remember your seed oats foI
this spring. Plenty nice ones at Ian
sons, Also full line Of grass seed. 1
Base ball fever has broken our
here The "kids" had their first
game at Rialto park Monday after
neon.
j, w. Stroup and w. L. ThOmp
son, who are working at hamilton
came up to attend the primaries
Saturday.
The small boy "aint doing {
thing" to the suckers this week, H'
is SO busy that he can't even find tim,
to play "mibs"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
MARRIED.

WILLIAMS-BROWN-Atth the Presby-
terian parsonage, Brookville, Pa, on
March 81, 1896, by Rev. Or. James
Conway. James c. Williams of Claring-
ton, and Elva G. Brown of Sigel, JEFF
ferson county, Pa.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
Painting aud Paper Haagi ng.

j. II. Il IL. p. Shoemaker, Practical
Painters and Paper Hangers. Country
work given prompt attention, all work
guaranteed satisfactory. Paper hanging
a speciality, Tionesta, Pa.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
THE FOREST REPUBLICAN,.
WEDNESDAY. APRIL s, 1896
BOROUGH oFF1cFRs.

BurgoSS.--R. M. Herman.
CouRcttnten.--J oseph Clark, j. Il. Os.
good J. ID. Davis, Il. II. Lanson, @.
w. Robinson, Joseph Morgan.
Justices Of the Pedee--C. A. Randall, s.
j. Setley.
C0nstdblc-S. s. Garfield.
C0llector-J. II. Clark.
school DtrcctorS-G. w. Holeman, L.
j. Hopkins i. Agnew, w. A. Grove. @.
Jameson, j. @. Scowden.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
C. NJ. A r N E r,
CONVEYANCER,
REAL ESTATE BROKER
AND COLLECTOR

Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages, Leases, Wills,
Powers of Attorney, Articles of Agree
ment, and all other legal instruments CT
writing, drawn with accuracy and dis
patch. Titles examined and "Briefs"
prepared. Ground rents, mortgages,
and loans negotiated. Farms and wild
lands, houses and lots for sale or rent.
Registers of Property for sale or to let,
open 10 the inspection of those interested.
Particular attention paid to the collection
of ronts, interest, etc. Also TO the proper
assessment of lands and payment of
taxes, Probating accounts, ack nowledg-
ment of deeds, and dispositions taken.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
DILL. EMERT,

FANCY BOOT & SHOEMAKER.
Shop in Walters building, Cor. Elm
and Walnut streets, Is prepared TO do all
Kinds of custom work from the finest to
the coarsest and guarantees his work TO
give perfect satisfaction. Prompt atten-
ton given to mending, and prices rea-
sonable.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
HOTEL AGNEW,
u

II L. AGNEW, Proprietor.
This hotel, formerly the Lawrence
House, has undergone a complete change,
and is now furnished with ali the mod
ern improvements. Heated and lighted
throughout with natural gas, bathrooms,
hot and cold water, etc. The comforts of
guests never neglected.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
FOREST HOTEL

L West Hickory, Pa.
Jacob Bender, Proprietor. This hotel
has but recently been completed, is nice
ly furnished throughout, and offers the
finest and most comfortable accommOda-
tions to guests and the travelling public.
Rates reasonable.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
+ W. MORROW. NJ. D.,

Physician, Surgeon & Dentist.
Office and Residence three doors north
of Hotel Agnew, Tionesta. Professional
calls promptly responded to at all hours.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
MAY, PARK & CO.,
h Frs

Corner of Elm " Walnut Sts., Tionesta,
Pa, Bank of Discount and Deposit. In
terest allowed on Time Deposits. Collec-
tions made on all the Principal points OF
the u. S. Collections solicited.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08

7 B. SIGGINS, NJ. D.,
Js Physician, Surgeon & Druggist,
TIONESTA, PA.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1896-04-08
+ D. BOWMAN, NJ. D.,
IL. Physician & Surgeon,

TIONESTA, PA.
Office in building formerly occupied by
DR.. Mason. Call promptly responded to,
night or day. Residence opposite Hotel
Agnew.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1896-07-10
Buying Fish at ST. MaIo.

In the meat market built ON the ground
where once the White Brotherhood of st
John had its great soup kitchen, called lit
orally the Kettle Of the Poor, where re
Gently there We're n thronging crowG
and stalls hung round with joints OF
piled high with poultry, is now cmpti
ness. There is only knot of women al
the far end about the butter counter, who
speak, in spite of themselves, with lowered
voices. The crowd has moved on across
the town, through the twilight of morning
III the narrow streets and sudden splashcs
of inlet sunshine, to the fish market, and
there is noise enough and to spare, con.
tinuous babel of sound i'll which surely
there is every possible note of the human
voice, n rushing, rising whirl of speech
and laughter that Is us ccaSclcss and us in.
dcilnablC as the sea-
All Saint MalO is here, or has been, Oh
will DC here today. All Saint Malo Is bar
gaining, buying, gOssiping and quarrcling
ut the pitch of all its voices i'll dense,
struggling, importunute mass. 1t is Lent,
and one must cat maigrc, and fish, it too
fl 2qucntly happens, is neither plentiful nor
cheap and Is not to he bought without u
world of argument over the last sou, for
On the one side there is Paris with her
gaping mouth to be filled and on the other
the sea, churncd by the northwcsterly
winds OF winter around the uncountahlc
rocks and trcachcrous with sudden storm
and fog.-MaCmillan S Magazine
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1896-07-10
IHC Observation-Disclosures.
The SkYLARK AND The POET.

c W the hlitho lark runs up the golden stair
That leans thro' cloudy gates from heaven
to earth.
Aud all aIun" in the empyreal air
Fills 1t with julilant sweet songs of mirthI
How far lIa seems, how far,
With the light upon his wingsl
Il it Il bird or star
That shines and sings?
What matter if the days be dark and frorep
That sunbeam tells OF other days to be;
Ind singing in the light that floods him DER
in Joy he orcrtakCs futurity.
Under cloud arches vast
He peeps, and secs behind
Great summer coming fast
Adown the wind.
And now he dives into u rainbow g rivers;
In streams of gold and purple he Is drown Il
Shrilly the arrows of his song he shivcrs,
As tho the stormy drops were turned 70
sound;
And now he issues through.
He scales u cloudy tower;
Family, like falling dew,
His fast notes shower.
Let every wind be hushed. that may hear
Tho wondrous things he tells the earth be-
low;
Things that We dream of he is watching near
Homes that we never dreamed ho would De
stow:
Alasl the storm hath rolled
Back tho gold gates again,
Or surely he had told
All heaven to men!
Frederick Tennyson
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1896-07-10
ARE MEN PRACTICAL!
Mrs. Youngwifc's Reflections on Hearing
About O Dog Fight.

ABOUT dog flSnIs
"And yet they say that men are prac
| tiral.'' said Mrs. Youngwifc the ether
night.
1t was at dinner, and her husband had
| brought IA friend home with him. On tho
way over from the car the two men had
stopped to watch u dog fight, and quite
naturally they were full of the subject
| when they came in.
You remember, Bob, that bull terrier
OF mine, don't YOU the husband asked
his friend rs they sat down to wait for
| dinner to bc served.
The friend remembered.
well, sir, kicked patent leather
shoe all 10 pieces on that dog once trying
to make him let go of u little poodle that
he had by the neck
Don't say so! Well, they're the very
devil of II grip when they once take hold. !"
YES, sir. Finally / took him up anG
tried to knock the little thing out of Dob's
jaws by hitting them against II tree"
| Did you finally get them apart
| YES, the little fellows eyes were get
| ting pretty dull and glazed when l man
| aged to get my stick between Bob's teeth
and pried them open. 1t was u close call
| for the poodle"
You act as If you enjoyed it, said
| Mrs. Youngwife, with u Disguised expires
| sion.
"Oh, assure you, my dear, " very hur
| riedly, Il was quite quite Mortified.
| Didn't l tell you kicked my shoe to bits
| trying to get them apart"
"Humph! Why didn't you carry snuff
| If you would own such IL beast of dog?"
Snuff, my dcarl"
Eyes. don't think you would have had
| to sacrifice n Shoe If you had given the
| brute good big pinch of snuff.
''Hr-yes, l suppose that might do"
"a pail of water would be just as effect
| i've" said tho friend loftily, to show that
he knew IA thing or two about dogs
Mrs. Youngwife looked at him.
Yes" she said And then 1t would
be SO convenient thing to carry around
with you-a pail Of water. You coulG
carry one on each arm when you went out
| to walk with dog"
The friend looked embarrassed.
"No, that wouldn't do" said Mrs
Youngwifc's husband thoughtfully, ''but
it would settle things quickly to build u
fire under them"
Mrs. Youngwifc looked tired.
Its halky horse you thinking of,
dear" she said. Il haven't had Il liberal
education in dog fights, but that doesn't
seem to be Just the remedy"
Dinner is served, ma am" from the
doorway.
And yet they say men arc practical,
murmured Mrs. Youngwifc to herself
why will that maid persist in saying
ma am5' New York Sun.