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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

Delegate silverthorn Of Wisconsin, who
declared in the state convention that the
leaders of both the democratic and repub-
lican parties were 'protoplastic prevari-
GATORS" should issue key to the phrase.
Under ordinary circumstances. reduced to
its simplest form, it would mean FIRST
formed liars" But the leaders of the
parties who are doing any sort of prevar-
fcating are not at all protoplastie. Many
of them are following the lead of the late
Mr.. J. Iscariot, notorious lover of sill
yer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
Mckinley as an Executive.
From the Boston Globe DemO.

1t has been generally understood that
Hon. William Mo<inley's record as gov
ernor of Ohio was noteworthy chiefly
for the manifestation of a lack of exec
utive ability. A correspondent of the
New York World has been looking up
facts and statistics of the Mckinley re-
gime a Columbus. He finds, as a result
of careful examination, that, financially
considered, his administration was weak
indeed; that the state was "all but bank
rupt' during his term of service; that the
duties of his office were largely delegated
TO subordinates, while Gov. Mckinley in
dulged in political work and speech-mak-
ing tours; in short. that the great states
man of Canton proved a conspicuous fall
ure as executive. Do the American people
care to choose as chief magistrate a man
with such a record in executive office as
William Mckinley. however amiable and
well-intentioned he may be?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

The mines Of Colorado produced SIS. Co.,
coo Of the precious metals last year. 1t has
been SAID by those who should know that
the mines are in prosperous condition,
with their improved machinery and mod
ern methods of treating ores That they
are really in fiourshing way is evil
denced by the demand Of the miners for
an advance in wages. The miners are
shrewd enough to know the difference be-
tween prosperity and hard times, and
they have common sense enough not to
ask for higher wages when times are par
ticularly tight and their employers are
not making profits. 1t appears. however,
that the mine owners of Colorado desire
to give the Teller boom lift by refusing
the request Of their operatives and shut
ting down their mines.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

An imaginative silvcrite has applied to
the patent Office for copyright upon
aoral emblem to be worn by the adher-
ents of the silver idea. The emblem is in
the form of common field daisy. with
sixteen petals. The petals are white and
the center yellow. The designer claims
that the daisy exactly represents the free
coinage idea Of sixteen TO one. Are we
to have campaign of flowers and grass?
Hanna has named the plume of the Cali
fornia pampas grass as the emblem Of
The republicans. When the silverites
adopt the daisy, it viii remain for the dem
oerats TO ada another detail 70 the bou-
quet- Meantime, what is to become Of the
rooster the elephant, The eagle. the dom
Tey' the tiser and the rest o. shc mcnag-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

The Cone cotton mills at Greensboro.
n. c.. the other day gave their employees
a striking lesson on the money question,
illustrating the comparative value of the
deprecated currency of Mexico. All OF
the employees were paid off in Mexican
dollars. each receiving two Mexican do,-
lars where one American dollar was due.
1t viii be borne in mind that the Mexican
dollar is heavier than the American dol
lar, and If this country were on silver
basis the Mexican dollar would be the
more valuable. The Greensboro opera
tives were paid silver standard dollars at
a gold standard valuation, and received
twice as many pieces as usual Bur
when they went to purchase their groce>
ries and other supplies they found thai
they could not buy one particle more
than if they had received only half the
number of pieces in American dollars IF
this country were on a silver basis. 0un>
der which the American dollar would be
worth little less than the Mexican dol.
lar) the operatives would not have re-
ceived two pieces for one, but they would
have had to pay two pieces for goods OF
the value of one American silver dollar
under the present standard.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
Won't Stay In Circulation.
From the Baltimore Herald Oem)

There is one fact to consider. The
United States treasury has issued &c.
100000 silver dollars, and the tendency for
years has been for the whole of them to
accumulate in Washington and the sub
treasures. In fact it would be impossi-
Bile to drive silver dollars into perma-
nent circulation If, they were thrown out
Of the window with a scoop shovel The
history of the effort to make silver money
popular leads one to the conclusion that
the coinage of the white metal has al
ready been considerably overdoDe.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

Among other subjects, the Georgia Bar
Association at its meeting at Warm
Springs on the last day of this month will
discuss lynehing. 1t is to be hoped that
the association viii be able TO recommend
legislation that Will at least greatly les
sen the evil
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

The Roentgen rays have been employed
successfully in San Francisco to deter
mine the nature of an affection of one of
Justice Fields knees. The negative show
ed that the tibia and femur have almost
grown together. The hinge so to speak.
is practically solidifed. The incident dem
onstrates the value of The new rays TO
surgeons.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

Here is a problem for mathematical ex-
perts If dog bites off the tail of a COW,
and a Clay county, Kan, court allows
the owner of the COW $3.50 damages
against the owner of the dog, how much
is the whole COW worth?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
The Turner CInss.
ne AufIlEr OiHss.
Springfield (Mass.) Republican Qnd).

opIIL5IGIu NAIdso.J ftepuUlCau lInu.J
Congressman Henry G. Turner of Geor-
gia, one of the strong men of the House,
has declined to stand for reelection. His
reason is that the democratic party ap-
pears to be bound for the silver plunge,
and he could not act tremendously with
il IN that case. 1t VIII be remembered
that one of the Virginia sound money
democratic congressman has taken the
same step for the same reason. But the
number who would, like ex-Gov. Campbell
of Ohio, so with the party on any kind
of platform, largely exceeds the number
of men of the Turner class.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

-Yeast-Did you ever notice how busy
the bees are and how indolent the wasps
appear to be?
Crimsonbeak-Well, I can't say that 7
ever noticed it, but have often heard of
F-Yonkers Statesman.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
CURRENT COMMENT.


From the Valdosta (Ga.) Times Oem.).
Times are out of Joint. 1t is possible,
nay probable, that Charles F. Crisp and
Thomas E. Watson will be advocating the
election of a republican (Teller) from the
same stump the coming fall No wonder
the great commoner from Brooks retires
IN disgust!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

Bradley Newell, the Vermont healer"
who cures deafness and blindness, besides
a host of minor ailments. by a mere lay
ing on of hands, is on his way to Europe
where it is said by his.press agent he viii
demonstrate his powers upon some of the
nobility, including the Prince of Wales.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

4. Mark Hanna is a Scotch Presbyterian;
Maj. Mckinley is a Methodist. Mr.. Hanna
says he believes it is predestined that Nc
Kinley shall be elected, and by the larg-
est majority ever given presidential can
didate
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
Life.

Julian NJ. Lippman in Harper's Monthly.)
What is life but what a man is think
ing of all day ?"-Emerson.
If life were only what a man
Thinks daily of-his little care;
His petty i'll; his trivial plan;
His sordid scheme to hoard and snare.
His meager ministry; his small
Unequal strength to breast the stream.
His large regret-repentance small;
His poor, dnrealized dream
'Twere scarcely worth a passing nod.
Meet it should end where 1t began.
But tbs not so, Life Is what Cod
Is daily thinking of for man.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
Sherlock Holmes at the ,Phone.

"Hello!'
"Henor'
The law clerk was in communication
with the typewriter in another's office.
says the San Francisco Post.
''Ah, you have red hair" he remarked
How IN the world can you tell that?''
A white horse has just passed. Your
hair is not very red, though"
How can you tell?'
THE horse is not very white"
For the lands sakep'
districts"
"Ye-es, I did-once; but how did you
know that?"
by your exclamation, for the lands
saker''
You are from the country, too. she de-
clared.
Yes; how did you know that?"
BY the way you rang that telephone
bell You thought you were st!ll turning
a grindstone.
Never turned a grindstone in my life"
Then il was a feed-cutter, coffee mill
corn-sheller or 2 cider press. It's ali
one. And you have whskers-no, it may
be the wind whistling through the tele-
graph wires I heard. Goodby."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

"A Dangerous Text-"Well, Uncle Ras-
bury, how did you like the sermon?'
PoW'ful fine sermon, Marse John"
Where did the preacher take his
teXt?' i'is
''Frum dat potion oh de scripture whar
de Postol Paul pints his pistol TO de Fe-
sions. Washington Times.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
KENILWORTH INN.

ASHEVILLE (Biitmore statiOn), N G.
This most delightful summer resort will
hereafter be conducted by Henry Clair
formerly of the Grand Union Hotel. Sara
toga Springs, at moderate rates Golf
trout fishing near by. Through Sleeper
leaving Savannah at HIPS D. m. arrives at
Biltmore at 2:33 p. m.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
Hotel St. Andrew,

72d Street and Grand Boulevard, N. Y.
A delightful summer home for families.
situated near the famous Riverside Drive
and beautiful Central Park Accessible
to all points of interest Large light,
we'll ventilated rooms; a cuisine and SER
vice of the highest order. Special terms
during the summer months.
DAVIS & FOSTER, Managers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
Prepnred to Remnin-

A nice young man out on Walnut Hills
called on nice young lady and spent the
evening recently, says the Cincinnati En-
quirer. When he arrived there was not
cloud in the sky, so he carried no UNI
prella and wore neither goloshes nor
macintosh. At 10 O'Clock, when he
arose to go, it was raining pitchforks and
grindstOnes.
My, my. my!" said the nice young lady.
II you go out in this storm you viii
catch your death of cold"
4 m afraid might" was the trembling
answer
Wei. I'll tell you what-stay all night:
you can have Toms room, as he is visit
ing uncle and aunt up In the country. Yes.
occupy Tom room. Excuse me a minute.
ana I'll just run up and see If it's in or
der"
The young lady fed gracefully up stairs
to see If any tidying was necessary. In
tve minutes she came down to announce
that the room was in readiness, but no
Charles was In sight. In a few minutes.
however, ne appeared, dripping wet and
out OF breath from running, and with a
bundle In newspaper under his arm
The nice young lady Greeted him with:
why, Charles, where have you been? %
Been home after my night shirt" was
his reply, as he hung his hat up to drip.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25
FOR EITHER SEX.

This remedy requires no
change or diet. Cure
guaranteed in 1 to 3
days. Small plain pack
age, by mail &1.00. Sold
only by Harvey s. Jones
81 Bull street; w. r.
South Broad. cor
East Broad street; Reid
a. Co, Jones, cor. Aber-
corn street, and the Adj
nd OIL Co., Savannah. Ca
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-25

THURSDAY. JUNE %, 1856.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-15

Nothing sets a lady's room
off as we'll as a Chiffonier. The
one we present above has a
fine French plate Bevel Mir
ror and several drawers. This
piece of furniture is highly
polished and makes a very de-
sirable piece of furniture in
deed. We have them in diff
ferent woods. Birch and Oak,
however, are the most popular.
Now, don't forget that, besides
the articles enumerated above
our stock is complete in other
branches of House Furnishing.
For instance, we have stock
of PORTER Curtains to select
from that are up to the limit.
Table and Stand Covers that
will harmonic with your wall
paper and carpets, Patent Cur
tain Poles and Shades that are
warranted to work properly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-15

Now,we are going to tell you about hand
some piece of furniture. Not only is this
Secretary Book Case pretty, but it is useful
as we'll. On one side you have adjustable
shelves that can be made to fit any size book
At the top Of the other side is fine French
Plate Bevel Mirror, below this is complete
Writing Desk fitted out with holes, drawers
and other accessories necessary to WELL
ordered desk and completed with a folding
shelf that can be let down when writing and
closed and locked afterward. Below the desk
are three drawers that come in very handy
for holding writing material and odds and
ends that accumulate about piece of furni-
ture of this description.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-15

Fine dinner sets and the
collecting of odd pieces ofpretty
China is a fad that most peo-
pie in Honolulu are guilty of.
Perhaps you have such a col
lection slowed away in your
pantry. If so don't you want
to display them to your friends?
This you can do properly in
one way only, to wit: by in
vesting a few dollars in q
China Closet. We present to
your notice an Oak Frame
with an Oval Glass that is the
proper thing, and whisper
again, the price will suit you
as well as us.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30

to leave this week, "A will begin his
labors here under happier auspices
than characterized Mgr Satoli's debut
in this trying role, as the new delegate
speaks English fuently and spent his
{ .rly manhood in thus country
Mgr Falcol II Was corn about nifty
i've years ago in Italy, and came to
America in 1860. He completed his
theological studies III ST. Bonaventures
college at Allegany, ~ Y. and was
ordained a priest by the late Bishop
Timon of Buffalo. III 1866 He taught
years. He afterward went to New
fOundland His first work in New
York was at the Franciscan monastery,
at ISL Thompson street. He was rec
tor of st. Anthonys church and
worked in conjunction with Father An
acletus. In 1883 he went to Rome
where he held several important offices.
He was then made archbishop Prom
trent Roman Catholics in this city are
of the opinion that Mgr. Falcono Will
prove quite acceptable. because Of his
long residence in America, and also on
account of his thorough knowledge of
American methods and institutions Ac-
cording to Father AnaCletus who Is
now the head of the Franciscan order
in this city, the rapid promotion of
Mgr. Falconio is without precedent in
recent years. Only a few years ago
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30

Wher she was about to pro'e,Nl
further with her remarks Mr., culver
showed signs of real anxiety and arose
to his feet.
Miss Susanna" he exclaimed, don't
say another word Realty, cannot
listen to It.
"But must say 10 Ncu." she n
sisted, because. rs It seemed to her,
that was the proper way to conduct n
successful couytship, anc now that she
had begun II she mast Geciicdly wished
to I'VE successful
Il ;oN you won't hear II. This is
entirely uueNpccted and | am surc
nothius in my Cauduc' has ever war
rauttN YOU in hroachiuG this subject to
me"
Mr. culver was very cNidrntlN IL
earnest ANA Susanna almost chuck led
to herself, tor this MAS the very way
women acted und>r the circumstances
IN which NJ. CULVER Was placed MI il
rrrdcl now WAS a little moro coaN,nS,
and Susanna ucrNcd herself for the
final pop,
"rrrhaps Nou have not though, ~ :
She said in her softcSt voice. "hlt to
me there has ever been a dN>irr to say
10 vow what am NOW saying hr
CULVER lNhu." said Susanna came very
close tt him, notwithstanding she was
So nervous she hardly knew what ,o do
"Nuld ON. Susanna. l,old on, he ,N-
,latmeG "Couround Ftr chat shocked
hnr for SHE know no str) ever talked
that way uudcr sucn circumstances,
however much she must have Thought
N Il don't want YOU to he talking IN
amy other woman's interest ThAre Is
only enc woman in the world hat |
want, and and and MIR Culver
was getting nervous himself now md
Susanna Gaspcd "Aad OH. Susanna. "
he said desperately, Cont YOU know
that woman is you% You, Susanna,
Don't you know ii Is ycn"''
Mr. Culver caught Susanna's two
huds IN his and looked into hcr eyes
with such pleading, pathetic iu'>nsr
sincerity that all her rlans were CON
summed like straw IN fierce blaze and
sh" simply mmhled into his arms and
let him hnish the proposal she thouSht
she had begun in such \ mastery man.
hCr
Nnd Air. culver huithod it Win gilt
trriuE success. much to tn" ultet OF
Miss Susanna Morton, Spmstcr hos
tom Traveller
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30
ABOUT PEOPLE.

J. pierpont Morgan, the banker,
would rather 80 yachting than do
anything e'se In the world, except man
ipulating some financial transaction.
But IN Yachting he wants activity. The
crew Of the CorSair. therefore, have lit
tie dawdling about in calm, sunshot
waters Of some harhors,
After the termination of Mile Yvetts
Gui(Oert's present engagement she will
80 10 Russia. then Roumania and Italy.
And Germany"" asked the interview
", at witch Nvette waxed very wroth.
"Germany" she exclaimed "Neveri
10 YOU hear me, would never set foot
in that country II they covered ME with
sold"
tNC1omanta has attacked the govern
mcnt officials in London severely and
every day sin or seven machines arc
stacked in the hall of the foreign office.
three or four outside the local govern
mrnt board AND as mEny at the Indian
office \ do2rll machines can Always
be found within the precincts,
James IT, Erkels comptroller of the
currency, takes no interest In athletics
IN amy form lie does not ride tho
WhN"l or anything cls''. Never rows.
swtms, walks or takes any exercise. UNI
less forced to do SO lie is very fond OF
baseball ANA always goes TO see the
colts play, and is ono of the best root
ers Tor the team in Washington.
Among the many quiet but useful
works which General Ralfuur Ia carry
ing out for the benefit of Ireland. tho
onrouragCmcnt OF horse breeding occu-
pics by g means the least place. 1t Is
understood that the government Is con-
templating the issue " Il royal commits
SIGN to Inquire into the whole subject
and that ;he chairman will probably DO
the earl of Dunravcu.
German papers record the death OF
an interesting parsonage, Herr Albert
Jolly, who was formerly II confidential
messenger Of Prince bismarck, who In
trusted him with tho carriage OF cs-
pcciallN important documents and tele.
grams. lie was well known In Berlin
as the "Black Rider" his hair, thcs,
iA'' '' "hN 'NNl' Nll' hNb ~ WITCH NJ IuE-
rtcd the missivcs being all of that hue.
According to London prosecuting
agency, where practically All the news
papers in the world are read. of those
whose names arc most often mentioned
Napoleon |. stands first, although this
Is probably in consequence of the pass
ing fashion of things NapoleonIc that
set in some time ago. Then comes tho
emperor of Germany, then Prince Bis
marrk and in the fourth place Mr.
Gladstone
Parts has another clatryuyant or seer,
n little boy of O. named Paul Delpont,
whose communicates nro St Joseph
and st Paul, Tho young seers first
feat was To announce that he had been
told by ST, Paul and ST Joseph that IL
certain plot of ground were scarchod
two skeletons aud the long lost bells
of an old church would be found. Tho
nolEhbors dug, found the skeleton and
bells, and maveled.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30
BllLNllIE NEWS,

We recently purchased bicycle.
The doctor says That with careful
nursing We will be out In six weeks.
We lost one leg In the war and tho
other running for congress We arc
still able, however, to play full hand.
There IL only one goldbug In Hillville
now, and Ee'b in II dime museum under
the direction Of silver manager
There Is no use to run for coroner
In Billyillc. The only time man
drops dead here Is when some one goes
crazy and pays him $40 on account.
Money Is SO scarce I'm BIllyiue that
we are compelled to run for Office on
the instaIlment plan, but 1t looks like
we'll mover be fully installed Atlanta
Constitution.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30
NOT MEANT JUST THAT WAY.

An Oklahoma editor expresses his
thanks for . basket ~ oranges thus
we have received basket Of oranges
from our friend Gus Bradley for
which he will please accept our com
tIiments, some Of which are nearly six
inches In diameter"
on tombstone in Indiana is the fol-
lowing inscriptions II his monument
was erected 10 the memory Of John
accidentally shot as mark
Of affection by his brother"
A coroncrs jury in Maine reported
that Deceased came 10 bis death hy
cXo esslye drinking producing apoplexy
In the minds of the inry."
A Michigan editor received some
verses not long ago with the following
note Of explanations These lines
we're written hfty years ago ~ one
who has. for 4 long time. slept in his
grave merely for pastitne. Washing
ton Times
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30
a Ql lIER REMEDY.

Grandmas hearing was not Of the
best. but she hated to confess It.
"Oh, grandma" exclaimed Thomp-
son, nj the dinner table. ns he was dis.
patching his ice cream. there Is u bug
inside OF my sleeyer
Never mind, dear" said grandma,
soothlngly; she thought he had swal-
lowed his leo cream too fast. Take
II good drink of hot tea and 1t will DO
all right,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-07-30
Al GSBCRG AGAIN.

St. Paul, August 2G.-Another phase
Of the long mooted ownership Of the
Ausbnrg Lutheran Theological semir-
AIRY in Minneapolis was up in a hearing
before Assistant Attorney General
Childs. It was IN he form of an ap-
plcation Of the United church faction
to secure a writ Of quo warranto. di-
rected against the trustees in whose
name the title To the institution al
present rests, to show cause why they
should not be removed. Tie charges
are the Old ones involving the validity
OF the Augsburg organization. the