New-York tribune., 1896-11-19
THE TiLK or THE DAY.

Cir Home Gran, ,els n portrait ~ queen Victoria.
made IN India which had large rings in the nostriis
ON General Prlncples.-Juige-Are Won opposed 10
canifa, punishment -
The Juror "a PppulisD-No sir we believe IN pun
iehlng Washington Times
The Cincinnati Enquirer" which supported Bryan
and free silver courageous enough 10 admit that the
ioctlon of Mckinley has stimulated business Re
,lvnl" it saws seems 20 he In The air There Is moro
thriving comnotlon IN business circles better de-
mand FOR goods greater inquiry for investments less
,imLI,r, IN capital more disposition 20 make money
earn something instead of living id" and furnishing
is owners no com,1rt except - look a H.
rem For Mrs. cnmross shildrsn seem to be very
What makes think so'"
S M are -G a%ays o6 II h '' S r saws hi
s'iering how much ne pays tor extra tuition IL Only
proper" Washington star
when a graduate u Cambridge University. Eng
land commits crime the authorities OF the univer-
atty take his degree from him and strike his name
from the rolls Of the alumni Commenting on this.
The New Haven News" says: Some Of our Amer
lean tricnnia catalogues and fae's among them.
would a It'll" pruning OF this kind and look tn"
better for 1t They use abroad loss OF honor and posi-
ton more than do TO make or arcentIate the pun
shmcnt crime. II is healthy deterrent for those
who have any station in society TO lose"
Knchsworth-Talk Of successful men. Look al Nc
Dives When ne came 10 the city ten years there
|
., ooo niore in thcr nocke,a and NcDves din'; have
e cents in his pocket We'll SIR ali the money hat
those other men had Is now In McDves's possession.
That's what call genius. sir; yes. SIR genius.-t 'os
ton Transcript.
..scrappe" says The Philadelphia Record" las a
species OF Wand peculiar to Philadelphia has long
brought rdicue upon the Quaker City. and has
caused the shafts Of wit to fiy from many a profess
sional humorists pen. The development OF recent
facts however would tend the belief that those
who have scofed oudest were the ones who were
most Ignorant, Quite number OF the most fashion
able cafes and restaurants OF New-York now make
feature on the menu cards Of philadelphia scrap
pile Now comes the conversion OF ex Postmaster
General BisseI who during his visits to Philadelphia
acquired n grca. appetite for tho mysterious NOR
ceau He has ordered local Gea.er to ship pan OF
scrapple every week TO his home in Buffalo"
Under the influence sundown--Ever since Old
Soak visited Yellowstone Park there's been remark
able echo yH Hp mere ,sc
| Sundown-If you shout What Will you haveo" 1t
| will answer Whiskey."-tChcago Tribune.
The Due dO.lcans and HE Austrian bride have
doubtless read With mixed feelings the following Item
which was sent from Pals to the European pres
| "In the evening Of the day on which occurred the
| Vienna wedding. about twenty students marched 10
the statue OF Henry ~. on the Pont Neuf In order
to make a demonstration In favor OF the Bourbon-Or-
leans pretendel. One OF them carried large pacari
upon which was painted prrscnifca, ton OF the Re-
public with a around its neck. Another set fire
to a Bengal light before the statue. The crowd that
had following the little procession with boots
and lroncal cheers soon drew the attention OF the
police. who made descent upon the benghted
twenty and ANONYMOUSLY marched them OF to the
Commlssaria OF Police. where all were released with
the exception OF the bearer OF the placard
who fired the Bengal light Az the eighteen emerged
from the station house the good crowd again
cried: "Vve lie roll" 1t was too much amused 70 re-
sort to violence that Nigh: have been Inflicted upon
serious agitators.
English as She l. Spoke.-"Cosh." said the man
who was trying to read newspaper In the trolley
The English language Is spoken by l25. .OOO 0OC
persons"
| IT'S mighty funny II can't be spoken In my family
then" said The man with a apful OF bundles MY
wife talks BABY talk, my enyear old boy runs to hog
| to Chimme Fadden."
Then the man with the bundles sighed and looked
sadder-(Cincinnatl ENQUIRER.