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Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-08-08
GONORRHEA,

If you have Gonorrhoea, elect, Lucor-
rhoea, Whites or any other troublesome
discharge that fails to get well under ordi-
nary treatment come or write to me
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-08-08
TIE Oldest, Best Equipped and
Most Successful in the South.
OFFICE HOURS:
$3.50 a. m. to IL M, l;30 to $50
p. m
Sundays, 10 a. m. to IL m.


A specialist treats only special or par
ticular class of diseases. have the distinc,
ton of being the only physician in the
South controlling sufficient practice in FRI
yate Diseases to devote my whole time to
their cure
This daily contact for year after year with
such troubles gives experience. Experience
is essential to success.
My Medical Dispensary was established
In the city of Birmingham August 8, 1887
for. the exclusive cure Of Private Diseases,
Privacy is one Of it's special features. 1t ID
SO arranged that one patient never necest
sarily sees another; People who haye SOCIAL
relations to sustain appreciate this. Tho
very, best people are often unfortunate. and
dislike to consult their family physician
through feelings of delicaey. To them I
offer safe, sure cure and perfect privacy.
SYPHILIS.
Many physicians claim that this disease
cannot be cured-that is entirely eradi-
Gated from the system. am willing to con-
tract with any responsible person on the
basis of no cure no pay.
GONORRHGA.
If you have Gonorrhoea, elect, Lucor-
rhoea, Whites or any other troublesome
discharge that fails to get well under ordi-
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

and certain newspaper men who have
been here recently have been clrcuiat-
Ing reports which will In the end be
Injurious 10 this country. ana win
bring financial ruin 10 hundreds u
Americans. Within the last eighteen
months Thousands and hundreds II
| thousands " dollars have been lnytst.
cd In Mexico by Americans. and II h
my belief that many of these Investors
are doomed to disappointment.
Not that I would IN any way dis
Daragc Mexico Or her future. but on
these false representations I speak Of.
Americans have been coming here.
many Of them investing their last cent.
only 10 be- disappointed Scarcely a
day passes but that some Of them call
~ this legation. seeking aid 70 get
back To the states. OF course, there
ARE Americans here making money. but
where one succeeds one hundred fail.
! believe there In n field here for the ex-
tension OF certain lines Of American
trade. but 10 m American who has an
idea Of coming 10 Mexico 10 better his
condition or to locate In business /
would say hat his opportunities are
better at home.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

II hold the disturbance Of the meas
"ure Of value. the means Of payment
and exchange or any arrangement OF
the currency TO be one Of the most
"uupardonable Of political faults. lie
who Hampers with the currency rubs
labor Of It's bread. He panders. In
deed. 20 greedy capital. which is
'kecn-slghted. and may shift for Itself
but he beggars labor. which is honest.
"unSuspectlng. and too busy with the
present 20 calculate for the future.
THE prosperity Of the working classes
%'lives. moves. and has It's being In es-
"tablished credit, and a steady me
"dium Of payment. All sudden changes
destroy II. Honest industry never
comes in for any part Of the spoils
I'm that scramble which takes place
when the currency OF a country IL
'disordered. Did violent fluctuations
lever do good 20 him who depends on
daily labor for his daily breadf Ger
thlnly HtFtEs All NntSe tnlukh HHht
crafty greediness for sudden gain. by
the rashness Of daring speculation.
but they can bring nothing but In
Jury and distress to the homes Of pa.
"tient industry and honest labor. Who
ARE they who profit by such a state
"of things1 They are not the many,
but the few. They are Spectators,
brokers. dealers In money. and lend.
''ers OF money at exorbItant interest
Small capitalists are crushed, their
means dispersed in various parts OF
the country. and. such a miserable
policy having destroyed exchanges
they have no longer either money OF
''credit. All classes Of labor partake,
and must partake. in the same ca.
'1amity."-Danie Webster.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

The Mariposa brought n Of the most
valuable cargocn that ever reached San
Francisco into port yesterday. Among
II was 80 boxes ~ English soyerciRns.
valued nj 81, 1876. 900. or these 4b boxes
went 10 the AnRlo-Callfornian bunk
and 90 boxes 10 the London and Paris
bank. All this gold will be turned owe
20 the mint and recOlned into good
American $50 gold pieces Great guam
titles n wheat have been shipped from
here 10 Australia. and ia consequence
the balance Of trade has been greatly
against that country, Hence the ship
mcnts Of gold 20 San Francisco. Word
came by the Mhrlposa that the Union
steamship Company's new steamer.
u replace the Monowai. VIII sail from
Sydney. n, $ w.. on the March run
She will be- a Hplcndidly appointed yes
sci. and according to contract must
make fourteen knots with a dead
weight IN her holds ~ 300 tons, The
RAkanoa. n freight boat built for the
same line. vas IN sydney when the
Marlpusa sailed She had a carrying
capacity Of JOOO tona-Call.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

In the light OF the present political
situation IN this country, the follow
ing extract from the great essay Of
Macaulay. written on the future Of the
American commonwealth, and publish
ed in the year 1856, is certainly one OF
the most astounding prophecies ever
made in the history Of the world:
The day may come in the United
States when a multitude OF the peo-
pie, oppressed by hard times, will be
called upon to choose rulers. On n
side will stand a statesman preach
Ing patience. respect for vested rights,
and strict observance OF the public
faith. on the other side will stand
"a demagugue. ranting about the tyr
amy of usurpers and capitalists. Let
JUS hope that II such a season of ad-
"versity ever comes, the American ma
"ton will not act like people who
would in n year Of scarcity devour all
the seed corn, and thus make the
next year "A year, not OF scarcity, but
"of absolute famine"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
DEMAGoGuEs WILL BE REBuKED

Cedar Rapids Republican.
Demagogucs call the East an 'en-
emy's country" Wherein IL this true?
In nothing. The East has loaned the
West money to build railways, improve
cities. develop resources. and by so
doing has enabled this great West to
grow in n few years 10 proportions II
could not have attained In n century
without that aid, The representatives
of the East voted for our homestead
laws. our tree claim laws, An East
ern statesman carried TO victory the
Chinese immigration law and saved the
West from the degrading competition
of the Celestial. Laws were passed and
kept in force for fifteen years which
provided for the absorption OF almost
the entire product OF American silver
mines, This policy vas continued until
the danger line was fully reached. and
yet demagogues Va that silver was
stricken down by Eastern greed.
The great West knows that these
demagogues who seek to deceive her
are Of the base sort Of men Washing
ton described and Numbered against
one hundred years ago, and spurning
them as one would spurn vlpers, these
Western giants whom the East has
helped to wax strong, on November s
are going to join hands with the older
states of the East and not a few of the
commemorative OF the South to resent
the insult that their interests are an
tagonistic by placing in the chair at
Washington n mar whose love for all
the country is not less fervent than
that of the immortal warrior and
statesman who with a prophetic voice
spoke one hundred years ago words
that com to us now as inspiration to
patriotism.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
WARNING AGAINST MEXICAN IN.
vESTMENTS.

Minister Ransom, discussing at Mex.
leo City the influx of Americans into
Mexico, said to a correspondent of the
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune:
Just now there is a lot of false in.
formation about Mexico being pub,
llshed In the United States. Politicians
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities
and disease. 1t does this and more. 1t
builds up and strengthens constitu-
tions impaired by disease. 1t recon-
mends itself. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Don't trine away time when you
have cholera morbus or dlarrhoea.
Fight them In the beginning with De-
Wits Collie and Cholera Cure. You
don't have to wait for results. They
are instantaneous, and 1t leaves the
bowels In healthy condition.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Theories Of cure may be discussed
at length by physicians. but the suf-
ferers want quick relief; and One Min
ute Cough Cure will give II to them.
A safe cure for children. 1t Is the old
harmless remedy hat produces imme-
dlte results" Chas, Rogers. druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

IL admit that the adoption Of free
Silver would cause Il panic. but the
country requires a drastic dose Of
medicine. Desperate diseases some.
times require heroic remedles."-Mas-
ter william jennings Bryan.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
l r ALARM BONES.

Box 5-Trullinger's Mill.
Box castor and Seventh street.
Box Ninth and Duane.
Box S-Commerciar and Fifteenth.
Box 9-Clatsop Mill.
Box 12-Car Stables.
Box 14-McGregor's Mil.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

The whole system IS drained and UNI
dermlned by indolent ulcers and open
sores, DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
speedily heals them. 1t is the best
pile cure known. Chas, Rogers, drug
gtst.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

10 CURE 4 COLD IN ONE DAY
Take ~laxntlye Bromo Qulnine Tablets
Al druggists refund the money II II
fails 20 cure, 2Jc. For sale by Chas.
Rogers. Druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Mo DISEASE has ever presented so many
~ peculiarities as LaGrippe. No disease
leaves its victims so debilitated, useless,
~sleepless, nerveless, as LaGrippe.
Mr.. d. W, Hilton, state agent OF the Nut
ual Life Insurance Co., Of Kentucky, says:
"In 1859 and 80 l had two severe attacks
Of LaGrippe, the last one attacking my ner-
vous system with such severity that my lie
was despaired Of. l had not slept for more
thar Two months except by the use OF mar
cotics that stupefed me, but gave me no
rest. l was only conscious OF intense mental
weakness, agonizing bodily pain and the
fact that l was hourly growing weaker.
When in this condition, l commenced using
DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine. In two DAYS
l began to improve and In one months time
l was cured, much to the surprise of all vino
knew OF my condition. have been in ex-
cellent health since and have recommended
your remedies to many OF my friends"
Louisville, Jan. %, 1895. D. W. HILTON.
DR.. Miles NerViRe Restores Health.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
From the San Francisco Arronaut)

From the San Francisco Argonaut)
I'm the heart OF the great desert Of the
Colorado-which the Southern Pacific
uaverses-thers l an oasis called Indio,
which, in our opinion. Il the sanitarium
Of the earth. We believe, from personal
investigation. hat for certain individuals,
there Is no spot on this planet 50 favor
able"
@. I. Stewart, N D., writes: The
purity Of the air. Ind the eternal sum
shine. I'LL one with wonder and delight
. Nature has accomplished 50
much that there remains but little for
man to do. Is to its possibilities as .
health report-here is the most perfect
sunshine. with q temperature always
pleasant. a perfectly dry son. for rain IL
an unknown factor; pure oxygen, dense
atmosphere and pure water. What more
can be desired? II Is the place, above
all others. for lung troubles, and q para
disc for rheumatics. Considering the
number Of sufferers who have been
cured. I have no hesitancy In recom-
mending this genial oasis as the haven
Of the AFFLICTED"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

II you have ever seer a little child
In the agony OF summer complaint.
you can realize the danger OF the trou-
BILE and appreciate the value OF instan-
famous relief always afforded by De-
Wits Cole and Cholera Cure. For
dygentery and diarrhoea IL is n relia-
BILE remedy. We could not afford to
recommend this a. n cure unless It
were a cure, Chas, Rogers, Druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
Commodious and
Comfortable Cottages

have Just been erected at Indio station.
that VIII be rented TO applicants at rea-
sonable rates. They are furnished with
modern conyeniences, supplied with pure
artesian water n 30 situated as to give
occupants all the advantages TO be de-
rived from a more or less pr~otracted
residence in this delightful climate.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

The steamer Empire sailed yesterday
afternoon with a cargo of 100000 feet Of
lumber and 100 cords u stove wood for
San Francisco.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
TELL 1T OUT.


Don't sit down and wait for trade.
. 'Taint the way.
Oct a hustle, make her show.
Push your buslness-make her 90,
Don't sit down Ind walt for trade.
'Talnt the way.
'Taint the way,
II you've got something TO sell,
Tell II about.
Let your nelghbors see you're ny"
Get up bargains" don't say die.
II you've anything to sell.
Tell II out,
Tell II out,
Folks don't know you II you don't
Advertise.
Keep things niovin' every day,
Talk about II; that's the way,
Folks won't know you II you don't
Advertise.
Advertise.
Parties desiring the best OF job printing
at the lowest prices should call at the
Astoria job once before going else
wher~.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

The British ship Molhnopc arrived In
yesterday afternoon In ballast from
Port Adelaide.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
NOTICE TO
Willamette River. Channel 10 Portland,
Or.-st John Post Light. Position
Changed.

Notice is hereby given that on Sep
TENDER gsth. the 81. John Post Light
will be moved to the "Old Smith dock"
81. John. Oregon. about on%e-elghth Of a
mile In a westerly direction from Its
present position. on and after septem-
Der sSth. the present light will be dis
continued and In it's stead n fIed white
light will be shown from a lantern
suspended from an arm on the lower
(wesu side Of the Smith Dock.
This notice Affects the List OF Lights
and Fog Signals, Pacific coast. 1896,
Page q. No. 1885. also the List Of Bea-
sons and Buuys. Pacific Coast. 1895,
Page 90,
by order Of the Lighthouse Board.
JNO. +. MERRELL,
Lieut.. Commander u. S. Navy.
Inspector 18th l. II. District.
OGce Of the L, s. Lighthouse Inspect
or. Portland. oregon. Sept, Goth. 1896.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

The best chemical compound for wash
ing powder is Soap Foam as 1t will
not yellow the clothes" nor burn the
hands. It's the finest thing In the world
for the bath. One trial will convince
you.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Tho steamer Arcata left out yesterday
morning with a cargo for San FranciBco
and coast points.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
Many Remarkable Cures

Ths objections urged against Indio In
the past b. the large numbers who
otherwise would have been glad 10 take
advantage Of Its beneficial climate, has
been a lack Of suitable accommodation.
Southern Pacific Company takea
pleasure in announcing that several
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Meany is the leading tailor, and pays
the highest cash price for fur skins.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
THE ABOVE PICTURE DOES NOT
REPRESENT

A passenger train on tho Chicago, NIL
waukee and 81. Paul Railway. No, Its
tArlns are v%estibuled, heater by steam,
and lighted by electricity. Each sleep
car berth has an electric reading lamp,
ItA dining cars are the best In the world,
and It's coaches are palaces on wheels.
This great railway, connecting aB II
does with all transcontinental lines at st
Paul and Omaha, assures to the travelling
public the best service known. Tickets
via the Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul
hallway are on sale at all railroad ticket
offices TO any point In the United States
or Canada. For maps, folders and other
information, address.
G. j. EDDY, General Agent,
J. W. CASEY, Portland, Or.
TRAY. Pass and Tiki. Agent,
Portland. Or. b
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
TIDE TABLE FOR SEPT. 1896.
MARINE
Movements OF Vessels at Home
and Elsewhere.

The steamer Columbia viii sail this
morning for San Francisco.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
Agents Wanted $40 9 s ssy $40
LIFE Of M'KINLEY

And HOBART, Republican Candidates
for president and vice-president, by
Robt. P. Porter, the noted journalist
present editor Of the Cleveland World,
and intimate friend Of MCKINLEY for
twenty years. Absolutely the only au-
thentic LIFE OF MCKINLEY publish
ed. For more than two years in prep
a~ration, and the only work that has
receiver the endorsement Of Mai. Nc
Kinley and his most intimate friends.
No book equal to 1t as a seller. Every
body wants the book published at
McKinley's home. Porter's book sells
Our agents are clearing from $40 to
500 a day. Chance for thousands Of
others to do as we'll. This is the oppor-
tunity of your life. The highest com
mission paid. ORDER OUTFIT NOW.
Send zoe Stamps taken) as an evidence
Of good faith, which amount will be
refunded with agents first order, IL It
Is only for n book, making OUTFIT
FREE. Books on time. Charges pre-
paid, leaving profits clear. Act quick
or while you are waiting others will cut
you out.
THE N. G. HAMILTON PUB. CO.,
1856 Arcade, Cleveland. O..
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Ship Chandelery,
Hardware,
Iron & Steel,
Coal.
Groceries & Provisions,
Flour 4 Mill Feed,
Paints, Oils, Varnishes,
.Loggers Supplies,
Fairbanks Scales,
Doors & Windows,
Agricultural Implements
Wagons & Vehicles.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30
4

A twister in twisting
May twist him a twist.
For In twisting a twist
Three twists make a twist:
But II one of the twists
Untwists from the twist,
The twist untwisting
Untwists the twist.
That is, when it's twisted with any
other Irvine than MARSHALL'S.
AN ENIGMATIcAD BILL OF FARE
For a dinner. served on the Dining cars
OF the Chicago, Milwaukee aud st. Paul
Railway, will be sent to any address on
receipt Of a two-cent postage stamp.
Apply to Geo. H. Heafrord, General Pas
senger Agent. Old Colony Building. Chi
cago, Illinois.
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Ask the
ticket agent

when you consult him
about your eastern trip,
to tell you about our
service TO the East and
South.
Ask him to tell you
how much shprter-in
time as well as miles
m our line is to Omaha,
lll Kansas City and st.
Louis.
Ask him, too, about our
service between st. Paul
and Chicago.
Get one Of our folders
from him and study the
matter yourself. Do this
and your ticket will sure
ly read, as 1t surely
should, via the Burling-
ton Route.
A. c. sHELDoN, G. A..
Portland. Oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-09-30

Use WebfOOt Corn Cure. No
cure no pay. For sale at Es-
tes-COnn Drug Store.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-06-02

A curious judgment was pronounced
the other day by a Judge In a court OF
law at Volisso. In the island Scio. An
action for damages was brought by two
persons against the local railway COM
pany for losses sustained by collision.
Il appeared that a man had lost an
arm and a young woman had lost her
husband. The Judge a Greek, assessed
the damages thus; lie gave 5000
piasters to the man for the loss Of
his arm. and 1900 10 the woman for the
loss 10 her husband AZ this there
we're loud murmura. whereupon tho
Judge gave his reasons IN these terms;
MY dear people. my verdict must re-
main. for you will see Il Is a just one.
Poor Nikalo has lost his arm. and
nothing on earth can restore that price
less limb. But turning TO the
young woman-"you are still young
and pretty You have now some money;
YOU will easily find another husband
who possibly may be as good perhaps.
better thanyour dead lord. That u
my verdict. my people. and SO Il must
20 forth" SO saying the judge left
the hail. The people cheered him and
congratulated themselves ON having
such a Judge
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-06-02
HUMOROUS.

rOacasr-What IS taxllcrmrY John
ME guess know. ieAeh,r2 Teacher
Well johnnie Johnnie lts putin
Town carpets Cleveland Plain Dealer
Lucy Mamma. NAY / 30 over there
20 the bridge? Mamma Why do you
want 10 60 over there. learg Lucy
on. ! just want 20 earsl, my fee, IN
the brook Truth.
Fred only put on the smoking
Jacket I bought him when no was sick"
81 didn't know no was over sick" HE
amt except when he tries to smoke. '-
baltimore Lie
THAT boy Of yours IS not adapted TO
the undertaking business" exclaimed
the undertaken TO the boys father. who
Inquired why he had heoa discharged,
He has not got q realizing sense OF
what Is due the afflicted Day before
yesterday Mrs. h buried her fourth
husband sent your boy up to learn
nj what time the distressed widow
wished the ceremony TO take place. lie
asked her what her regular tlm' " day
was for burying husbands expect "a
lose her trade entirely lie Is bright
boy but he lacks tact."-roxas SITTER.