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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10

Many people seem to prefer the same
thing owe. again.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10

II tae Baby - Cutting Teeth
be sure and use that old and welltred remedy. MRS
GNsLOw g SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teethin2.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10

Therx are few mortais who keep
their torches under q bushel these
times.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10

Leather is colored with electricity.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10

Europe employs $4,000 locomotives.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10
Adam seems to have been henpecked.

Blood Will tell who got the drop.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10
REPU BLICAN PARTY.
THE PRESS OF THE COUNTRY
DEFENDING ITS RECORD.

Mexico Il . Sample Of what Would
Result Should Bryan Win - silver
Wave Il Receding-The Silver Syn
dictate.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-10

Ther& are few mortais who keep
their torches under q bushel these
times
Many people seem to prefer the same
thing over again.
Blood Will tell who got the drop.
Adam seems to have been henpecked.
We do not like to hear a woman say
she has reformed. 1t may mean some
thing serious
If the world will not be better for
your not having lived, it will be better
for you having died.
No one is what he seems, not so
much that he endeavors to magnify
his virtues as to conceal his faults.
We always associate the merchant"
who doesn't advertise with the dead
fish that doesn't come to the surface.
Moderately strong salt and water
taken by the teaspOOnful at intervals
is a cure for catarrhal cold.
Spirits of turpentinc is the thing
with which to cleanse and brighten
patent leather.
After washing never wiring worsted
dress goods. Shake them.
Use milk pudding and stewed fruit
for bilious dyspepsia.
Vaseline makes the best dressing
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
AT Shamalia's.


Mrs. Price, aged 81 years, grandmother
of VIM. Hellyer, was buried from the
home of the latter on Thursday. She had
been for some years an inmate of Morris
Plains asylum. Interment at Larison's
Corner. Funeral by Rev. DR.. Sagebeer.
of Pennington. Text Psalms XC: 3,
''Thou turnest man TO destruction, and
sayest, Return, We children OF men," The
discourse was excellent and appropriate
learned, yet 80 simple. 1t was worth 60
ing miles to hear.
Cyrus Van Dolah has tortoise that is
known to be considerably over ninety
years old. 1t was marked by Daniel Will
son in 1906, and has been carefully
watched ever since. Mr.. Van Dolah saw
the tortoise two or three weeks ago. He
says its eyes are red and 1t looks very old
but still vigorous.
The pipeline men are buying the right
of way across the farms between here and
Odh bdtC' UOutJ NOusn tVN 10 thS
price paid. Toe company is understood
to be bound to pay any and all damages
that may arise from pipes or oil or any
thing connected with the line. That is
all fair; but farmers want 10 know just
what the contract says and just who is to
hold the agreement. 1t would have been
a good thing for every farmer to demand
an exact copy of the contract which he
signed. 10 saying this mean no refiec-
ton upon the company. But that Is q
safe rule for farmers TO adopt in all such
matters.
The Delaware township schools do not
open, and nobody knows when they will.
Our teacher, however, is not enjoying his
protracted vacation very much. He
spends it In nursing broken rib, the re
suit OF a fall.
Corn is generally pretty good, though
the extreme heat hurt the crop somewhat.
1t is better not to say anything about
prices.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
w. G. T. U.

The twenty annual meeting, for
the election Of officers of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union of this city,
was held in their hall on Church street,
Tuesday, Sept. 10Th, with the following
result
Presdent-Mrs. Lizzie Lambert.
Secretary-Mrs. nj. q. Hunt.
Assistant Secretary-Mrs. A. L. Smith,
Treasurer-Mrs. Mary Hayhurst.
President of Band of Hope-Mrs. NJ.
X. Holcomb.
Vice Presidents representing each
church,:
1st Vice President-Mrs. A. G. Barber,
Presbyterian.
I'd Vice President-Mrs L. w. Weth-
erby, Methodist.
Sd Vice President-Mrs. Edmond Per-
ry, Episcopalian.
4th Vice President-Mrs Hiram Scar
borough, Baptist.
Superintendent of the different depart
ments of work were also elected.
For various reasons the meetings have
been closed during the Summer months.
1t is hoped that each one will take up the
work again with renewed diligence, re-
membering the time is short. What we
do we must do quickly. Some OF our
number have entered into the rest that
remaineth for the people Of God. Soon
others shall hear the blest summons SIT
is enough, come up higher" So let US
press forward, knowing that he that goeth
forth weeping, bearing precious seed,
shall doubtless come again with rejoicing,
bringing his sheaves with him. -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

Bicycle riders for fifty miles around
Trenton are becoming very much excited
about "Wheelmen's Day" at the Inter-
State Fair. The day is given up to blcy-
Gle races, SO far as the race track is con-
cerned. Unlike local affairs Of a similar
kind, this is one of the League OF Amer
lean Wheelmen's National Circuit race
meets. A thousand dollars in prizes is
offered for speed. There are five ANA
teur events and two professional events
both of which will undoubtedly be hotly
contested by The famous crack riders OF
the country.
AS part Of the general amusement
programme Lee Richardson, who holds
the worlds championship for the swiftest
half mile backwards, will give an exhibit
ton of fancy trick riding, while the
Horseless Wagon will be demonstrated to
be a success. Wheelmen's Day comes on
the first day. The dates are September
2Sth to October I'd.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
Cape colonIst. as ultlander..

In the Cape Colony itself there are
many grades of society among the Dutch
and French themselves. The older,
weather. and more aristocratic families
who live around Cape Town and the
vicinity are removed by whole world
Of education and ideas from the uncouth
corn boer of the Malmesbury district or
the tobacco grower of George or Oudt-
shoorn.
To say that, for the sake Of senti-
ment, Paar1 vigneron or Karroo
sheep farmer will shoulder his rifle and
leave his fiocks and herds to fight for
the Transvaal, thereby imperiling his
all in the chances of war, is to exagger-
ate and distort the race questions IN
South Africa. Indeed, it may surprise
us to learn that among Jameson's troop
ers there were several men bearing old
Dutch and French colonial names. The
Transvaal government mas no great love
for the brethren Of the Cape Colony and
classes them as "uitlanders Black
woods Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
A Timely Reminder.

Each season forces upon our consider
alton its own peculiar perils TO health.
The advent of fall finds many reduced in
strength and vigor, poorly prepared to
continue the business of life. The stom-
ach and bowels, the great highway of m
imal economy, is especially liable TO dis
order in tbe fall. The nervous system
has also suffered in the struggle. Typhoid
fever and malaria in particular find in the
fall that combination OF earth, air and
water that mark this season as especially
dangerous. The falling leaves, the de-
caying vegetables contribute their share
OF contamination. Hoods Sarsaparilla
furnishes a most valuable safeguard al
these Important points, and should be
used in the fall before serious sickness
has laid you low.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
TO GEOLOGICAL GARDEN, PHILA-
DELPHIA.

One-DRy Excursion via PennsylVanla
Railroad.
/ The Geological Garden, situated within
the precincts of the famous Paramount
Park, Philadelphia, contains collection
of living representatives of well known as
well as rare species of animals, birds, and
reptiles, unequaled by any other in the
world. A visit to the Garden will prove
to be an invaluable object lesson, and will
be OF especial advantage to students of
natural history.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
has arranged for special one-day excur
sion from Belvidere Division on Saturday,
September 10.
A special train will be run on the fol-
lowing schedule, and the tickets, which
will be good only on the special train in
each direction, will be sold at the rates
quoted, incitding admission TO the
GQ1'(len -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

Catarrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is
blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure it you must take internal
remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure ia taken
internally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not quack medicine. 1t was
prescribed by one Of the best physicians
in this country for years, and is regular
prescription. 1t is composed Of the best
topics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combina.
ton of the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results In curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENRY g Co., Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
A Comical Tug of War.

One of the funniest events at the Labor
Day picnic of the Potters' Union in Tren-
ton, was the tug OF war in which pair
of Gunson's famous dollar and half
''never rip pants" was used in place Of q
rope. The first contestants were Il. Fol-
ey and f. O'Meara, and the battle was de-
clared draw as the trousers remained
intact.
Two terms OF five men on each side
then tackled the snever rips" and pulled
fer all they were worth, but failed in
their efforts to tear them asunder The
prize donated by Gunson, for the winning
team, was to have been new pair OF
trousers for each man on it, but no one
was successful.
OF course, II was expected the trousers
would have been ripped in two on tho
first trial, and when that failed Gunson
had nerve enough to let them be pulled
and hauled by ten men, with the offer OF
five pairs of trousers to the team having
the largest half. The s'never rips" are
now on exhibition at Gunson's store, Tay-
Tor Opera House, and will At man four
inches taller than originally intended. The
teams were: james G. Lee, Howard
Moses, Lloyd Rockhill, Ed. Stout, NJ. w.
ms, @. Harrison, Louis Fisher, Jas. Tat
tersall, John Emberton and William EN-
berton. The affair created great amuse-
ment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
Wagons without Horses.

The celebrated Duryea Horseless Wa
gon is to be shown off daily, and raced
around the race-track at the Great Inter
State Fair, at Trenton, on September 28th
to October I'd. The inventor OF this cur
ious device claims that the farmer OF to-
day will yet be able to hitch this "idee"
to a wagon and ride down TO the corn
field, haul the corn up to the barn, hitch
the "idee" to the corn shelter, shell the
corn, and thee hitch the "idee" to wag-
on and cart the corn to town. Whether
this will be the universal practice or not
may be open to question, but the curious
will have an opportunity to judge for
themselves dnring the fair The Inter
State is one OF the few fairs whose adyer.
tisements have never deceived, and their
promises for this year lead us to look for
something "greater and grander" than
ever
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

Tuesday, the 9Th instant, was the
time for the schools TO open for the fall
and winter compaigu, but those OF Della
ware township, in which the villages OF
Stockton and Sergeantsville are located,
we're not opened according to program,
and thus over 600 scholars are without
instruction and about dozen teachers are
without employment. This stoppage OF
the wheels of education is due to the fact
that the citizens of the township, at a re-
cent election, refused to vote an appro-
priation for school books aud supplies in
accordance with the school law. County
Superintendent Hoffman has been notified
by the State Superintendent that no
money will be paid the township out Of
the State funds until the law is complied
with. 4ss~ sFfR
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

Hatboro is without electric lights The
plant is owned by an individual and has
not been paying expenses. The arclights
were raised from $50 per light per annum
to $40. Council decided to pay $2100 for
80 arc lights last spring. The burgess
vetoed it on the grounds that tho borough
could not afford to pay 1t. The three
years. contract with the plant expired
September LIST, and the plant shut down.
The new council passed resolution same
as the old council to pay $2l00 for 80 arc
lights. The burgess holds it in his hands
and can for thirty days when it can be
passed over his head. Meanwhile Hat
boro is in darkness.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

This is certainly the age OF imitation
everywhere we sec houses and stores
bull and grounds laid out, in imitation
OF the latest variety 10 use. The same
thing obtains in dress to so great an ex-
tent that 1t is almost impossible to dis.
tinguish one person from another through
externals.
1t Is worthy OF remark, in connection
with this initiative tendency, that the en-
terprising folks who strive to live on 9th
or peoples industry are active in imita-
ton, that is counterfeiting generally.
These ligh' fingered gentry have of late
been couuterfeiting proprietary medicines.
Not long ago there was an account Of two
established Houses which had suppressed
counterfeits, and quito recently an old
established medicine, Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills, was counterfeited by Jo-
seph f. Sheridan OF Cincinnati, Ohio,
against whom an injunction was obtained
In the U. s. Court, prohibiting his max
ing or selling Wright's Indian Vegetable
| Pills; and criminal charge was made
in the Hamilton County Court to which
he pleaded guilty.
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills is one
Of the oldest and best established proprie
| tary medicines, and back In the sixties,
when our men were rushing TO the front,
many took a supply OF this valuable med
icine, the use and efficiency of which was
invariably acknowledged and praised.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
Reduced Rates to the Great Mount Holly
Fair VA Pennsylvania Railroad.

The Mount Holly Fair will be helt
September %, %, "a, and %. Besides
unusual representations in every depart
ment large number of new and enter
tanning features will be presented.
The Pennsylvania Railroad, with its
accustomed enterprise, will run com
plete schedule of special trains from
Philadelphia, Trenton and other points
to the fair grounds, and excursion tickets
will be sold on the dates Of the Fair, In
Guiding admission, at greatly reduced
rates. The rate from Philadelphia and
Trenton, including admission, is fixed al
$l.00, and proportionate reductions will
prevail elsewhere. Advertising matter al
the stations will afford specific informa
ton,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
motions In writing.

1t is known fact that a rapid writer
writes 80 words per minute. 1t has been
estimated that in doing so he must draw
his pen through the space Of arod every
go seconds. He makes an average of 10
curves Of the pen FOR every word written.
Writing 30 words per minute he makes
8 pen curves each second or %, 500 per
hour. If he works only five hours day
he must daily give his pen Ia, 600 twists
and hourishes, and if he put In 800
days year he makes not less than 43,
400, 900 curves and turns Of the pen in
that tire. st. Louis Republic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

The Morristown Evening Express, a
Democratic newspaper which had
accepted Bryan and the Chicago platform,
on Saturday bolted both and came oui
squarely for Mckinley and sound money.
In explaining its change of base it said
ave are still Democratic, but a careful
consideration of the financial plank of the
Democratic platform compels us to with
draw our support from the Democratic
Presidential nominees. The time has
come however, when we must chose be-
tween patriotism and partisanship."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
Comfort.

At this season OF the year ice isa COM
fort, If not necessity, to the housekeep.
err and saves many times its cost In pre-
serving food.
Give your orders to our delivery men
or by mail at the Office OF j. ii. Mitchell
& Co., basement Of Lambertville National
Bank Building.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

1t is recorded In "New View OF
Landon," published 1908, that "one
James Fair, a barber, who kept the
house (Which is now the Rainbow by
the Inner Temple Gate, one Of the
oldest 10 England. was in the year 1857
presented by the Inquest Of 81. Dun
STAINS for making and selling sort Of
liquor called coffee, to the great
nuisance and prejudice OF the neighbor-
hood. And who (adds the author
could then have thought London would
ever have 5000 such nuisances, and
that coffee would have been, as now, 80
much drank by the first quality and
physicians 2"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

1.-THE Armenian era" began Tues
day, July 0, A. d. $50, when the coun-
oil Of the Armenians formally separat.
ed from the church Of the Greeks, thus
definitely establishing o separate &C.
clesiastical organization.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
Read the Descriptions !!
FLORA BOOK RACK.

Elegant and beautiful carved article.
Several wanted in every house. Every
student, every young lady, every young
gentleman, needs one or moro. Perfect
folder, very strong. Height, . feet @ inch
es width, 1 foot z inches 8 shelves.
Oak antique finish. Presented with $15
trade.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

The barns and sheds at the New Jersey
State Lunatic Asylum, at Morris Plains,
were burned on the night OF the 9th inst.
A large amount OF grain, 10, 400 tons OF
hay, and farming implements were des-
troyed. Two calves were burned to death
and plans for new building were burned.
A fire on the previous day destroyed the
storchouse, another small building and a
lumber pile. Both fires were, 1t is be-
lieved, OF incendiary organ. The loss
by both Is estimated at $25, 200.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

The Indianapolis National Democratic
Convention brought into national politics
new oratorical star in the person OF
Charlton T. Lewis, Of New Jersey. He
lives In Morristown, and is member Of
the New York bar. Nobody ever heard
of him 10 pc ltics before the New Jersey
convention this year, but he made q
speech at indianapolis Wednesday night
which carried the assemblage by storm.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

The eleventh annual convention OF
the Huntcrdon County Woman's Chris
tan Temperance Union will be held in
Pennington, October 1st, 1896.
Rev. g. H. Mead, of New York, men,
Der of the Silver Lake Quartelte, has been
engaged as the speaker of the evening.
He will also sing during the evening.
There are very few who equal Mr.. Mead
as a lecturer. Those who can should
avail themselves the privilege of hearing
him speak and sing,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
1t Failed to Walk.

Speaking of Hamlet with Hamlet
left out" said the weary and wayworr
erstwhile Polonius, sit amt o marker
to Hamlet with the ghost left out -
And the Rialto was 400 miles away.
Indianapolis journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
He CONVINCED.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
a generous sample will be mailed OF the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate its great merit. Full size 50c.
ELY, BROTHERS,
So Warren st., New York City.
Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking
and to great extent loss OF hearing. BY
the use OF Ely's Cream Balm dropping oil
mucous has ceased, voice and hearing
have greatly improved. II. W. Davidson,
Atty at Law, Monmouth, Ill.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16
MADDOX TABLE.

Nicely carved. Top, 24x32 inches.
Lunch, tea, writing or card table. Just
the thing for socals, lawn, church or
house use. Excellent for camp or Sum-
mer cottage. Oak antique finish. Pre-
sented with $500 trade.
Hardwood, gloss finish Rocking Chair.
Seat, 16tx20. Height of back, 29t inch
es. Presented with $25. 90 trade.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

The indicated horse power Of the Gun
ard Line steamers Campania and Lu-
cania ID 10000; the American Liners st.
Paul. st. Louis, Paris and New York
are $1,000 horse power.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

"For five years, suffered untold misery
from muscular rheumatism. | tried every
known remedy, consulted the best physi-
clans, visited Hot Springs, Ark, three times,
spending $1,000 there, besides doctors bills;
but could obtain only temporary relief. My
flesh was wasted away so that | weighed
only ninety-three pounds; my left arm and
leg were drawn out Of shape. the muscles
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-09-16

MIR. Cutler is reported as saying at
the State Convention at Trenton and re-
peated it in speech in this city, that as
the United States stood alone in l776 and
in 1912 in its contest for national indie
pendence, it could stand alone again in
1896 for the RECOMMENDATION of silver. In
this he differs radically from all the
prominent political economists and BIZ
metalists of the world, says the Jersey
man. They say and prove by history
that no first-class nation has been able to
regulate its monetary affairs independent
OF other nations. Besides, in 1910 and
1912, the United States was poor nation
with an undeveloped country, and, be-
cause of limited credit, our people owed
little to foreign countries. AT tho pre-
sent time good authorities estimate our
foreign Indebtedness at 81 300, 900, 600
to $4,000, 100000, with annual interest
charges of $142, 900, 0OO With such a
claim upon us we are far from being in
dependent OF foreign countries.