The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-01-29
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ried vsople than lack Of love. v
Experience keeps a dear school, !,
but fools will learn in no other. (
- In the private schools of China a !!
teacher is paid about one cent day
for each pupil.
Why are the ladies the biggest
thieves in existence ? Because they
steel their skirts, bone their stays
crib their babies, and hook theirS
dresses. -
Warts can be easily and 1ui1
removed by applying castor 81
them two or three times day. 1fasa
is the simplest remedy known: and it
scarcely ever fails.
-Laziness grows on people: it be-
gins with cobwcbs and ends with iron
chains. The more business man has
to do the more he is able to accomplish,
| for he learns to econOmize his time.
- Cats and dogs are so plentiful in
Chicago that a council committee is
considering an ordinance on the sub
ject. They have agreed so far as to
limit the number Of dogs or of cats in
each family to three.
"And pray, why don't you put
new buttons on my shirts = asked
Bohemian, of his washerwoman.
"Shure, sir, because it's meself was
thinkin yc'd be after needin, new
shirts on the buttons. y
-" "Don't you know how to spell 2"
the exaspcrated teacher asked of the
extremely phonetic boy. ooh, yes"
said the boy, II know how to spell
we'll enough, but the men that made
the dictionaries don't seem to.
Freddy Wyzc-"Say, pay; Aunt
Phyllis is a new womon, isn't she p
Mr.. Wyze-"Why do you ask me that,
Frcddy?" Freddy Wyze-"Cause
when she kissed me some of the varnish
rubbed off her check on my coat.
johann Irinyi died few days
ago in Hungary at the age of 20. He
was one of the five or six persons who
claimed to be the inventors of matches
in their present form. He brought
out his invention in Vienna in 1886.
He died poor.
A young woman iu Massachu-
sctts has sued a recreant lover for
breach of promise of marriage. She
says he is the twelfth who has Tilted
her. and she is going to make an ex-
ample of him, because l3 is an un-
lucky number.
= People say they shell peas when
they unshcll them, husk corn when
they unhusk it, dust furniture when
they undust it, skin calf when they
unskin it, scale fishes when they un-
| scale them, weed their gardens when
they unweed them.
To provide troops for Cuba,
Spain is making raids on the Canary
islands, scizing all the men that can
be found. When a steamer appears
| in sight now, the inhabitants make
for the hills, and few young men are
to be seen in the towns.
= Brown is awfully abscnt-mind-
| cd." IL should say so. You know
what he did the other day p "No."
''He had fresh cigar and no light;
stopped a fellow smoking a short stub,
| lighted the cigar, handed it to the
fellow and went off smoking the stub
himself y
| Two ladies were sitting by an
| open window while the choir was
| practicing in neighboring church.
"How loudly they sing tonight p
| said one. Eyes" returned the other,
thinking of the crickcts in the grass
"and it is said they do it with their
hind legs.
=" Laura writes from home that
she has bought wheel, said Mrs.
| Figg to the aunt with whom she is
spending the summer 81 ain glad to
| hear that the old fashion wheel is
coming in again, said the old lady. Il
allow I'll have to come up and teach
her how to spin.
= Polynesia is probably the only
place in the world where the marriage
feast takes place without the presence
of the bridegroom. For some uncx
planned reason, the young man is
''sent into the BUSH when negotia-
tions are opened with the family of
his bride, and he remains there during
the subsequent festivities.
= Fred. r. Mcdonald, druggist of
Kennctt square, Philadelphia, has
just sold an old copper coin for 5000.
The coin is very rare. 1t is of the
date of 1888, and on one side has the
bust of Washington and the words d
washington and Liberty" and oH
the other Gone cent He tookfhe
coin in trade at his store for tsfacc
value, one cent.
- In Saxony no one is permitted to
shoe horses unless he has passed
public examination, and is perfectly
qualified. \ great school at Dresden
has students from all parts of the
world studying "farricry" This in
cludes not only shocing horses, but
their care and trcatmcnt-a provision
that saves great deal of money for
farmers and others owning horses.
- \ horse which has been worked
at the Merrill slate quarry in Brown
lille, Me-, for many years hauling the
cars Of slate and refuse from the pit,
has learned to count If only four
cars are in his train, he will pull the
load but when he sees any larger
number behind him, he viii refuse !
and no amount of urging will pursualdSee
him to bend to his task.
The Rev. DR.. Sutton once said
to the late Mr. Pcech veterinary
surgeon: "Mr. Pecch, how is it that
you have not called upon me for your
account % co. said Mr.. Peech, u
never ask gentleman for money. g.
Indeed, said the vicar then how
do you get on if he doesn't pay ?'1
why" replied Mr.. Pccch, after a
certain time | conclude that he is not
gentleman, and then | ask him. ;"
- Many merchants arc we'll aware
that their customers are their best
friends and take pleasure in supplying
them with the best goods obtainable.
AS an instance we mention Perry &
Cameron, prominent druggists OF
Flushing. Michigan. They saw: