The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-05-22
LIGHT AND

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an engaged girl and of Il married wo-
man.
Did any n ever know a man to
apologize to his wife.
No man can eat coc0anut pie often
and be happy,
Every woman is looking fora prince
for a husband, and il never occurs to
iier that princes are extremely scarce
and very difficult to please when found.
An old girl who has been noticing a
great many years, says no bride has
the bridesmaids at her wedding she
originally intended.
We have always had an idea that
the philosopher who takes everything
rs il comes, without swearing, has Il
hard time Of il.
For the past fifteen years we have
been calling on A man and inquiring
if there is anything new, and he has
always replied; Everything quiet on
the Potomac" We at last became
very tired of hearing that expression
about everything being quiet on the
Potomac, when it occurred to us that
that the nan was no doubt equally
tired Of our "Anything new?"
As soon as Il man announces that he
is a re(ormer he ought to be arrested.
A strong-minded woman who sup
ports her husband remarked recently
that she wouldn't havethc conditions
reversed. You've have no idea" she
said, chow sweet and atfectiOnate a
man is who is dependent upon you for
his spending money.
The men and women find so much
fault with each other. Why don't
they build a wall from San Francisco
to New York, and let the men live on
one side and the women on the other.
This is the season Of the year when
the loarer tells of how many cords of
wood he split in the winter. In the
winter he tells how many tons of hay
he raked in the summer.
1t is Il great and unpleasant shock,
but when a good man goes wrong every
one says that he is not surprised, that
he suspected something was wrong all
the time.
1t is worthy of note in these times
OF abusing the men that there are
more men able to earn potatoes and
beeftcak than there are women who
know how to cook them.
Should VIC ever enter the reform
field we would teach the doctrine OF
forgetting yesterday and tomorrow.
No nan and his wife eve agreed or
the money question.
A girl who, sixteen years ago, rcfus
cd to marry a certain young man unit
he had made a name for himself" Il
o.iii "uieiiS'
Every one thinks that others aroun(
him might make his work easier 70
him. The thought that he nigh
make the work easier for others neye
enters his head.
Every man hopes that before h
dies his middle name will become a
familiar to the people as his last nam
Is.
:. The great hardship is not in doin
your best, but in convincing other
!, that you are not doing your worst.
= The difference between theory an
fact is the difference between til
=, work you actually do and intend to dc
A widower who had one foot in til
!, grave has taken it out and put it in
|, yellow shoe and is having his hous
refurnishcd in bridal style.
When some people adopt a new sly
c it is time for every M else to drop
! A man rose up in one of the church'
&c yesterday to signify a willingness
% bc One.of a number to contribute so
the church debt, and his wife pullC
him down by the coat tails before ii
" minister saw him.
~ Everything il girl has on the wal
/ of her room is pinned on.
;, Talk about sensational trials; wa
until you hear the recording angel
testimony.
For some reason, girls who arc c
gagged complain most about their va
, cination marks hurtinp them.