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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22

In the year 1868, Mr.. J. r. Watkins first began
the manufacture of DR.. Wards Lininent. For
years he struggled along with limited means,
striving with all his powers and at times despair
Ing of success, but at last established a living,
paying business, and made the name "Dr. Wards"
a houschold word in thousands of homes. Dur
ing all these long years of toiling and waiting,
MIR. Watkins little thought that men could Be
justice as to undertake TO despoil him of his bus
fruits of his lifelong. labors. However, In this
various parts OF the country spIang up bogus
"just as good as DR.. Wards, !" frequently leading
article. Therefore, in order TO protect his BUSH
MI. Watkins bought from Richard Ward, the
world wide right to use his name as = trade
mark for a full line of medicines, and caused the
same to be registered in the US, Patent Office
No.23585. - pa
All customers are hereby cautioned 10 see thats
CDR DR. X WldDS s. atkinsn and g il0na'
are blown In every bottle and printed on every
wrapper, and take no base and dangerous sub
THE ]. R. WATKINS MEDICAL COMPANY,
Sole and only Successors to J. R. WATKINS and;
kIcxARD WARD, @ 81 81 Sc
I -. Wlnona. Nina,
g. F. Thayer is agent for Brown Co.,,
MINI. Wait for him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22
Telling q Dangerous Chimney.

There is only one way of saving a
chimney out Of plumb from collapse if
the bend increases that is, to cut a
slice out Of the masonry on the other
side, so that it may sink ON that side
and bring itself straight But that
method, though eficacious at times,
often weakens the structure. The only
other alternative is to pull down and
build afresh, and there are two ways Of
doing that. One is to pull the chimney
down, stone by stone, beginning at the
top, a tedious method and terribly
risky one if the structure be tottering
to its fall. The other method the writer
has often seen practiced in Lancashire
and Yorkshire. At mill few miles
outside Of Manchester, for instance, a
dangerous chimney had to be 'felled''
not long ago, and the contractor started
to cut away the brickwork at the base
on five out Of it's eight sides. Once,
thinking it was about to settle on him,
he and his men hurried away, but the
fall did not take place, and they re-
turned to work. The gaps were propped
up with timber and the structure sup
ported in this way till the proper time
Then the wood was soaked with par
ATTN and daubed with rosin and ignited.
The flames and smoke poured up the
chimney with great roar, and the dar-
ing man fingered at the foot for quar-
ter Of an hour, feeding the fame at one
point SO the wood might collapse there
first and the chimney take that direc-
ton in its fall At length the balks
gave way, the chimney tottered, then
leaned over in a circular fashion and
finally collapsed in the middle and fell
in heap. The climber told the writer
that he distinctly preferred to bring a
chimney down in that way, for once,
while taking down shaft in north
Lancashire district, he heard it groan
and creak and had only time to slip
down the rope and rush away when it
fell. Chambers Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22
PATIENT TRAINING.

He Knew How to Train Elephants. but =
Boy Was Too Much For Him.
How long has it taken you to train
these elephants?' asked the reporter.
I've had 'em threee years, 2 replied
the keeper. Been training 'em steady
all that time. y
DO you have to be severe with
them?''
Always. If ever you let an elephan,
get the upper hand of you just once,
you're goner. f You try to boss him
and he finds you're afraid of him, he'll
watch his chance and kill you. An ele-
plant ain t ruled by love- =
But you reward him when he has
learned his lesson all right, dom you?''
Oh, yes. He knows if he goes
through his performance without a
break he'll get a tidbit of some kind,
and if he doesn't he'll get the pitch
fork. And sometimes we have to give
him the pitchfork anyhow. .
Doesn't it require great deal of
patience to train an elephant?''
Now you're talking, young man. It
takes more patience than anything else
in this world. An elephant is mighty
smart animal, but he's tricky. When
you think you We got him all right, he'll
take wrong shoot, and you have to dc
it all over again. Patience? You don't
know what the word means unless
you've trained an elephant
Is this your boy here?''
Eyes.
Are you going to make an elephant
trainer of him?'' TO-. ...s
II used to think I would, but I've
given it up
What the matter with him?''
"Well, he's too hard to manage.
haven't the patience, guess Chi
cago Tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22
Is SUBSTITUTE ga AlGPtITATlONl.


Thss Altissysi 80 y htca NJ -.
s 1lsls sssss
AZ new and simple modeEo az treatment
has been 81 odncst III rance By which,
! tits claimed, aslarge proportion Of IN.
siured limbs now usual ampu tate .cau
be saved The method, which ii due to
DE-. Reclus was recentl described be-#
fore the French ongresso f surgery and
Is TINS explained
Whatever the extent or gravity Of
the LESSONS, he ( DE. Reclns) never, un-s
der any circumst ances, amputates the
injured limb, but, merely wraps Il IN
antiseptic substances BY veritable em-3
balming process leaving nature to sep
arate the dead from the living tissues
This method Of treatment possesses the
double advantage of being mnch less Ia
tai than surgical exmresiis and of pre-
serving for the use of the patient, Il not
the entire limb, az any rate g much
larger part than would be left after am-
putation He advocates this very con-
seryatiye treatment on account Of the
excellent effects Of hot water, which he
uses freely after the skins has been
shaved and cleansed from all fatty sub
stances by ether, etc. in the usual way,
jet Of hot.w water 60 to SO degrees q
Gao to IA degrees), but not higher, il
made to irrigate all the injured surfaces
and to penetrate into all the hollows
and under all the detached parts Of the
wound, without exception This is the
only way Of removing all clots and to
wash away all foreign bodies, together
with the micro organisms they may con-
tain The advantages Of hot water at
this high temperature are threefold j
hot water at this temperature is anti
septic; heat greatly increases the poten-
scy Of antiseptic substances; e. it is
hemostatic THAT is, shameless the flow
Of blood) !; (3) it helps to compensate
for the loss Of heat resulting from the
bleeding, and especially from the trau-
matte shock. After the embalming
process and the dead tissue has been
separated from the living the surgeon
has nothing to do except to divide the
bone at suitable spot. According to
Reclus, the results obtained are remark
able. Hospital
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22
The Buttoa vvas o..

$3.50 Aha!'' And he laughed fendiahly
as he read from the morning paper.
The burglar shot ct the. man, whose
I life was saved by the bullet str1 ring
against q button ok his cloth
Vel, q snapped his spouse, what
OF that?' s:l
hat Of that9s' said he % he felt his
COLLAR going up stesldily to the nape of
his neck oh. nothing except that tho
button mnst have been @. z Iondon
Tit ita
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22
Only a Scar Remains
Hoods ';ss::;;in' Cures.

1t had cured her Of dyspepsia. She had been
and since her cure she has never been without =
bottle OF HOODS Sarsaparilla in the house. We
commenced giving it to Sarah about one year
agO, and 1t has conquered the running sore
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22

y
store, and I am going down to Louis
vile tomorrow to get one. Then will
have more time to play with you boys :
True to his word, he went to Louisville,
and several days later man came mp
and went to work in the store. Now
said he, I am ready for a game tonight,
and I warn you I am going to bring a
pile Of money with me. I. am deter
miaed to win back what lost or lose
all that I have left, which is consider
able Well, the gang feltsorry for him.
He was q good fellow, they admitted,
but he had no business playing poker
However, his money was as good as
any one else's, and il it was in the game
they must 80 out after it.
The game commenced early that
night and lasted ninth 6 in the morning.
Again the Frenchman tried his old tao.
tics, but somehow they did not work.
I Every timHshe came at the storekeeper.
the latter was loaded. Finally, about s.
the game broke up. and the fancy gro
ceryman walked down stairs. Washed
his hands and face and went to the de-
pot, where be took the first train out of
town. BE had soaked tho Frenchman
for 395, 900 and had picked up %. 900
efrom tho lEnaI Is. investigation
showed that IT, supposed clerk nd
really bought the store, and the last the
crowd heard of their $50, 900 the mnootn
spoken stnsekeeper was spending it
abroad. he took = crimp in that poker
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22
Care of the Ears.

During this ''sweaty weather. the
dirt will accumulate in the ears of the
little tots old enough to play out Of
doors, and it must be remembered that
ear wax is not dirt, and mothers ought
to be very careful in cleaning children's
ears not to- gouge out the wax with sharp
pointed instruments. The wax is intend
ed to protect the ear and should not be
disturbed, except that part which has
already worked its way out Another
thing about ears is that they should not
be pulled and boxed. Perhaps this may
seem the most convenient and convinc-
ing mode Of punishment when the child
is naughty and the mother is tired and
cross, but it should never be indnlged
in. Both pulling and boxing may In
flame the tissue. that holds: the auricle
ia place and induce hardness Of hearing
and even perfect deafness. The drum
head or elastic membrane just within
the ear has often been seriously injured
and severe illness caused BY severely
boxing the ears. - hilade lphia Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22

HOODS Pills cure nausea, sick headache,
indigestion, biliousness. Sold by all druggists.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-07-22

INSURE WITH THE
FRANKLIN Benefit ASSOCIATION,
OF. DULUTH, rlINN.
Commenced business July 3lst, 1895
OFFICERS.
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@ 1e yas sHes Ae1sy and Physician a
Policies insurns 1864 oooOe
Losses paid 62 claims) :s@& 5*" 1,24534
Losses due and unpaid, None.
confidence
methods of dealing
where the officers directors
siiliy and high social standing.
mutual interests OF the Company and the insured will
Among the advantages offered are the following
1st The Policy is Non Forfetablez i
der which he insured does Of forfeit his
policy provides lie shall be paid
him for hncreased
2nd It fits itself !
dtom
while carefully the
whole sickness, provided
under poices
Robbers; Bicycle accidents
Most policies do not
| AGENTS WANTED.
reliable county
further regarding
follows:
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Exchange Minneapolis Mimi
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The herald., 1896-03-22
BE CAREFUL.

You might as well throw your
money to the four winds of heaven as
to accept any substitute that may be
offered to you by dealers who have no
scruples. When you 60 into drug
store and ask for JOYS Vegetable
Sarsaparilla you know what you want,
and that is JOYS. Pay no attention
to the specious arguments of the man
who would filch from you your good
coin and give you an article about
which you know nothing. And it is
pretty good policy to keep away from
a man who attempts to rob you once.
Don't give H. : ~nnther chance.
The herald., 1896-03-22
IMITATION IMPOSSIBLE.
The Darkey the Most Amusing
Imitator in the World.
SPURIOUS. CHEAP. NASTY
PINPLE.PRODUCING
NOSTRUNIS.
No Need to Say joys is for the Jaded.-
1t Brings Good Health to
All Mankind.

Of all imitato.s in the world your
typical towhead Southern darkey is the
most amusing, if he be off the stage.
He is perfect imitator.
Did you ever watch colored man
"playing the cashier9" He has host
of 10-cent pieces set before him.
Sambo hattens them with his left
hand and begins to count as he draws
the dimes to his person with the fingers
of his right hand. He will use the
same fingers, the same gestures, the
same wise look and the same shake of
his woolly head as he saw Mars John
son of the Jitwood Bank use. If you
should, however, ask Sambo chow many
l0-cent pieces there are in the heap u
he will be short IS in his reckonings.
Of course, this is an unintelligent
darkey.
When the Caucasian initiates he
generally initiates for personal gain,
not for sheer love of amusement. If
you VIII 60 about your little village
you will see limitations of the makeup
or of the personages of dead men, and
of live me,,, too. True, there are many
men who actually look--in fact are
the identical pictures of some other
man; nevertheless, hundreds of spuri-
GUS fellows are constantly passing to
and fro like counterfeit coins.
Germany is full of Bismarcks," "
England full of "Prince Alberts, !"
France full of "Napoleons, and the
United States full of "De Pews
Then comes the mean, horribly cheap
imitator, who gets up nasty nostrums
and palms them off for the genuine.
Many of these limitations are made,
but they never live long If person
or set Of persons own what is good,
they will not seek to force it upon the
public through the limitations of an
other article. Many unwise Or dishon-
est persons are trying to tell men and
women that they have medicine Just
like "JoY's VEGETABLE SARsApARILLA,"
when, as a matter of fact, they know
in their own hearts ara souls that
"JOY'S VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA" has
no equal. "The Great Household
Remedy, sJoY's VEGETABLE SARsAPA-
R1LLA,'" is in the cupboard, in the
medicine closet of many of the best
homes of this country. "JoY's VEGE-
TABLE SARsAPAR1LLA is, as it's name
implies, entirely and solely vegetable.
1t is greatly and truly family medi-
cine. 1t is from Mother Earth" It
is entirely, solely and wholly vegetable.
Not one particle, not one minute atom
The herald., 1896-03-22

Never overload the stomach.
Unless weak with rheumatism, take
sponge baths in the morning.
Sleep in sunny room
If dyspepsia arises take joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
When you only sleep three or four
hours daily take joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla three times day and night.
Dyspepsia and skin affections are
allied troubles. Take joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla when your skin is on fire.
If you can't take sponge baths use
body brush once day.
If constipated drink water with
your food; if you want quick and con-
tinuous results for constipation use
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Don't take a substitute for joys;
you would not substitute poor health
for good health, would you2
The herald., 1896-03-22
CONSTIPATION.

Unless your bowels act regularly
you cannot be in good health. That
is true, no matter what any one says
to the contrary, and yet it is astonish-
ing that at least one out Of every two
people you meet suffers from this
trouble. Pills and cathartics generally
do harm rather than good. What you
need is good system regulator, and
there is but one that can be depended
on to do the work thoroughly and at
all times. That is JOYS Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. What it has done for the
people of California and this coast
whose systems needed regulating is
simply marvelous-almost surprising
belief.
The herald., 1896-03-22

is mineral. All that 60 to make the
great medicine, "JoY's VEGETABLE
SARsAPARILLA is vegetable. Too much
cannot be said on this point Every
minute atom that goes to make "JoY's
VEGETABLE SARsAPARILLA" is vegetable
There are hundreds of nice, respect
able. polite and keen-witted druggists
in the United States who are selling
"JoY's VEGETABLE SARsAPAR1LLA," !"
and they know the Sarsaparilla to be
purely vegetable and to be household
remedy. In their own hearts and souls
they know that there is no equal to
"JoY's VEGETABLE SARsAPARILLA." 1t
is the one great household remedy.
Yesterday I went to Mrs. J. L.
Stanton, who resides at 1916 Bush
street, and I asked the good lady what
she thought of joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla. She said: "Of course, you
know I can't help saying a good word
for joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, be-
cause the 'Home Remedy has done SO
much for me. I was always nervous
body anyway, but was more than usu-
ally nervous before 1 began to use the
Home Remedy, joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla. I had been suffering from
disordered liver for some time. 1
could scarcely do anything without an
effort. Everything was blue to me.
At times had those weak fainting
spells and dizzy feeling. I would sit on
my chair as if chained to it. My blood
was impoverished. What l wanted
was good blood medicine, with some
thing for the liver and toning up.
Yes. L tried joys Vegetable Sarsapa-
rilla. and l must confess it has i'm
proved my health remarkably. 1 shall
heartily recommend joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. 1 want to tell you," said
Mrs. Stanton, "that when 1 first asked
for joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla at the
drug store very pleasant-faced gentle
man told me he had something just as
good, but Of course, you know woman
has her own mind; she won't be put off
with smiles when she says she wants
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla. She
must have joys Vegetable Sarsapa-
rilla and none other. So I told the
drug clerk wanted Joys Sarsaparilla,
and he at last consented to give me
what [ wanted"
On my way from 1916 Bush street,
where Mrs. Stanton lives, I called at
drug store and tried to buy bottle Of
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla; the clerk
brought the Sarsaparilla and also an
other which he said was just as good.
1 had to talk with him ten minutes
before I could get what l wanted.
Amazed at this, 1 determined to go to
the company, and saw the President,
who told me he had learned of some
Of the druggists trying to substitute
another Sarsaparilla for joys Vegeta-
ble Sarsaparilla, but he did not believe
the drug stores were responsible for it.
Possibly, he said, some of tho clerks
were interested in some other medi-
cine. However, if you will write the
matter up we will publish it.
And so 1 have.
H. NELSON, Lick House.
The herald., 1896-03-22
GOOD BLOOD.

This is worth more to you than any
thing on earth, and luckily enough it
is pretty easy for yon to tell when your
blood is out of order. If you find that
you have little, tiny pimples coming
out all over your skin, if you have a
dull and heavy headache in the morn
ing, or if you do not sleep well, then
you may at once decide that your blood
needs purifying. And when you find
that out there is no time to waste in
speculating on the possible results.
You want to get something that will
put it right at once. For the purpose
there is nothing in the world equal to
JOYS Vegetable Sarsaparilla. That
has been proved thousands Of times.
Try bottle and see.
The herald., 1896-03-22
PAINS and ACHES.

Cold produces pains; carelessness.
scanty clothing and draughts bring on
colds-avoid them.
A pain In the back means disor.
dered kidney, often produced by
cold.
A pain in the face, neck, head or
chest is too often neuralgia-hot appli-
cations are beneficial, and be sure to
use joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla mod.
erately.
Pains in the joints and muscles are
rheumatic pains, produced often by
exposure and cold and cured often by
the moderate use of joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
Pains in the stomach spring from
disordered digestion and spring out
again when you use joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
Away with substitutes, they fill the
Golfers of the druggists and that's all.
Headaches, pains over the brow,
pains at the back of the head, pains on
the top of the head or temple are re-
lieved and completely cured by joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Pains in the shoulder usually mean
torpid liver, but this torpid liver can
be made active by the use of joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla and the pains
will cease.
Violent pains in the region of the
liver, caused often from gallstones, are
relieved by the use of joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
If you wish to use joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla, ask your druggist for it.
If he attempts to substitute leave his
place and try another druggist. This
is certainly fair.
The herald., 1896-03-22
NERVOUSNESS.

Exercise moderately. Sleep from
six to eight hours. Retire at ten
o'clock.
If you don't sleep soundly use joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla. It will clean
the organs Of the body, and you can
sleep refreshingly.
If you wake tired, you need better
health, and joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla will bring this.
When nervous and restless take
moderately long walks, and use Joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Nervousness, melancholy and a torpid
liver 60 hand in hand. joys Vegeta-
BILE Sarsaparilla will stir the liver,
quiet the nerves and Danish melan.
choly.
Substitutes are poor, but poorer arc
the people who take the profered sub
stitute for joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla-
After using one bottle of joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla you will agree
it is good medicine.
A nervy man may offer substitute
for joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, but
you can refuse the substitute.
The herald., 1896-03-22
QIARRHEA.

Avoid diarrhea by cleansing the
bowels and keeping them regular.
Unripe fruits sometimes cause
diarrhea. Don't eat them.
An ounce of blackberry brandy
every two hours should be taken
while the watery discharges continue.
Then use joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla.
Decomposed food in the bowels
causes diarrhea. Regulate your bowels
with joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
When you suffer from cramps use
hot cloth applications, drink little
whisky, and when the cramps have
ceased use joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Catarrh of the bowels causes chronic
uIdTTucd, dlo UulS COlluIUlOlI 10 SURELY
relieved with the moderate use of
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Diarrhea may be the result of dys-
pepsia, and this, too, is remedied by
your using joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla moderately.
Rslieve your bowels with joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Don't eat grease and fats when you
have diarrhea. Don't eat fruits when
you have diarrhea.
After the diarrhea use joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
Prevent diarrhea by the use Of JOY s
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
The herald., 1896-03-22

When your stomach is out of order
clean it with herbs-use joys Vege.
table Sarsaparilla.
When the blood is going up to the
head in greater quantities than normal
you are apt to see spots before your
eyes and to become dizzy. Then is the
time to use remedy that will clean
the bowels and clean the stomach.
That remedy is joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla.
Weakness brings on dizziness, and
when weak you are to use joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla moderately.
Now don't be weak enough to let a
druggist force you to take substitute
for joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
A cold may bring on dizziness, and
if you have cold it shows your need
Of constitutional treatment, and that
treatment is joys Vegetable Sarsa-
parilla.
Malarial poison will sometimes make
one dizzy, and joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla will clean the malaria away.
This is specific and positive.
Shun the substitute. 1t is costly
and does no good.
Don't eat so rapidly.
Sit on chair and be quiet after eat
ing. Your stomach is not coalbin.
When you feel uncomfortable after
eating you have eaten too much and
you need joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
If you are going on trip take joys
Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
No Appetite Take joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla. Keen appetite.
x##
Accept nothing but the genuine
when you ask for joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla.
Pimples, blackheads, facial blem-
ishes are often the result of bad blood.
Use joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla for
these troubles.
When you are becoming pale your
blood is in disorder. Take joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla; it will make you
look fine.
If you can't take sponge baths use a
body brush once day.
If constipated drink water with your
food; if you want quick and continuous
results for constipation use joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla.
Don't take substitute for joys;
you would not substitute poor health
for good health, would you?