New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Charles Munc, who now occupies the house In Phil.
adelphia in which Betsy Ross made the frs, Amer.
lean flag has discovered old flag in the loft OF the
house which he thinks made by her.
Tommy Tommy Watson.
You're good 'un-lots OF sand
You're a credit to your party.
To your anarchistic band
May your tongue be ever sassy.
While Sewall sticks fast glue.
. Tommy. Tommy Watson
Here's old Atgeld's heath TO YOU
Syracuse STANDARD.
Coin Harvey who ought to be called Gold
Coin" Harvey now, IL organizing secret political
order. called THE Patriots of America" all the
me nbers of which must buy his book II the scheme
goes. Harvey will soon have another batch Of gold
coins to lock up In a safe-deposit vault.
A Producer.-"My misguided friend" said the fat
with the purs under his eyes. Il will admit
that | capitalist. That part of your assertion
can go unchallenged. But when you say that am
not producer YOU are wrong. | have been back
Ing comic opera company for TWO months '-u1'
danapols Journa..
The recent school census Of Chicago shows that
the population of that city is made up OF 1872 $50 peo
pie born in America OF American parents i5.oc
born in America Of foreign parents, 1910 born In
America parent being American. and 5s06e3
born I'm foreign lands The German element num-
bers 424 53 and of these 1893 4s7 not born In the
United States Ireland comes next with 226.655. OF
whom 1856 were born abroad. The total OF swedes
is 100 022 slightly more than half OF whom were not
born i'm this country. Poland contributes $3.50 Be-
henia Sl0l4 England J52e. Norway 1880. Scotland
35243 Canada 330lO Russia s352, Italy 223iS. with
the rest scattering" led by the French, Danish
and Hollandsh at about 10000 each.
One WAY Of Getting There.--"Congratulate me.
old boy-at last am the top round of the ladder
of success"
Well here's to you but III bet YOU got there BY
turning 1t upside dcwn."-(Chicago Record
Mrs Hannah Chard, the famous centenaran CT
Gloucester County y. J.. who expects soon TO cee'
hrate her l0sth birthday has been tobacco smoker
for forty wears But she has become convinced that
the habit Is having tendency TO shorten her NE
and she has therefore pledged herself not 10 smoke
any more in order that she may live to good o'0
age
First Man ION horseback)-Did you go to the
hanging bee this afternoon? . 1910, a,
Second Man ION horseback-No; was II mu'" "
nothin Just as they we're H.. son made
him mad so he said he'd lick the man VIZ, ~ns'
laughed in three minutes theya s e. mn, the teller
am then licked the sheriff an While the is sc..
went across the street TO git n drink ne s'os - ~
an got away."-Crcxas SITTER.
The synod OF the Roman Catholic Arcnd'oceseS
ST. Louis has Just adopted canon foroluu'"e
ohcs To sing In Protestant church chors' 90.
| Der OF Catholics row singing III Protestant ~" :,
| OF ST Louis say that they will pay no a'... s "A
| the canon, as they believe that 1t Is nia'e'
| which the Church has right TO legisiaVe
Better Said Difereatly.-"My friends landed nu tho
1efenceless air oI. friends the enem ,hi. YEAR
boosted that ney elect YELLOW aIs % the whee!
and show them tha, We EJECT just a. ''"
dog the, can lost That ,s + to Socseus applause OF
| the patrots.-(Indianapolis JourhS"
w,nr,pep correspondent OF The Boston ls'" ,,
| script" SAYS that tie Roman Cathohc VS. .h,ch
Manitoba will not assert 20 the con'pron'''V snr,,
| Premier C;reenway and Prime Minister -,
| have agreed ur) The terms OF TINS q.
| which were announced some time ago - ., IA
| planned are that the pupils are 10 oo reed
| common without regard 10 any re"s'
| All teachers mu-t have certihca'es' - "A "
| from the Government, and all se"ooS s,.h a.
under strict Government inspection wiz .oua,.
blow at parochial schools. Under 'ei''" r,oyed
| lions Roman Catholic teachers are 10 o' 70
proportionate 70 the number OF pupils oe'o"' cus
| that church In any school. on the pass
teacher for every nifty pupils.
Waiting-"Say. old man." said the o ,hss cornw
| have been hanging around here on ,rvins 10 90
grinning long enough. What are you "' ~
Mash nothin' replied the honest old rss sSnsn
go, into political arsg nrmsr moren hour ss%
and bet him he couldn't get huhufeI .'s rushin
! gold foi "A indred dollar srr ,a sola a..
around yi huntin fer that theI Wb furnished tns
An said the policeman VIM
| greenback?'
| Me"
| "Oh,"-Qndianapo Journal
| In Darkest Africa.-lnQuiring N'si'o' o,r ~
| kindly tsll me what are the essen''
| lgion? .ssntalA
| Honest Native Medicine Man-ls has no .''~
| Wa make its non-essentials all-importah'
.,om w,a, - heredity?" asked Bobby bye. s' the
| ding n few tears and aboriously tripp'"s
| syllabes OF the long word , 90, from ycu'
| why IL is-it Is something YOU 80
| father or me-" replied the mother. ,..rs -
| Silence OF two minutes. and MOI, hereditafyI
-(Texas Sitter