New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-10-10
THE TAIN or THE DAY.

"The s. Louis Republic" which IS supporting
Bryan says that the latter has offered Governor
Stone OF Missouri place In the tabihet IN case
the Democratic ticket IL elected. This story
says has much more substantial auaity INA"
mere rumor II is supposed TO be based on "A
,horouyh l;npwledgc OF the relations between Bryan
and stone and an admission which apparently
comes from the Governor In a roundabout fash'oh'
Like Beavers Tommy Paw what does IT, II mean e
I'm the paper when 1t says that the leaders OF
party az. working like beavers: ~ .o,.,,1 ,o,h
AIR tgg-Ii might they are saying noun
lns and saving wood. but II usualy means rnTs
have begun throwing mud-tIndiahapols Jourha''
The manufacturers OF South Bend, Ind, have
unfinished "A signed denial OF the recent reports
tina, they are coercin2 their employees to vote for
Mckinley They declare that such reports are NJ
forty without foundation and incapable OF PROOF.
and that said manufacturers will FURNISH the tunos
necessary 10 prosecute any case that may pe justly
brought against any OF the undersigned Tor at
temuting to unduly influence any Of their EN-
poycs IA above charged"
What in murder are you speak'n to the school
:Jms, keep quiet" replied the candidate they'll
all be old enough 10 vote peio'e III e'''e"'
lantn Constitution
Captain Cooper Superintendent OF the Naval
Academy at Annapolis recently promulgated an
order TO the effect that cadets should salute iadies
bv simply bringing the right forefnger TO the
visor OF the cap instead OF removing this head
gear a. civilians OF good breeding do when meet
ing ladies' of their acquaintance The Board OF
Visitors believes that ladies are entitled to some
thing more than a military salute. and that the
can should be raised from the head, ana mas SO
declared in its report TO Congress.
At Cincinnati last Friday evening Candidate f..
Bryan spoke substantially AZ follows: My friends.
nv friends, my friends, my
friends my drie srIsns my 'r my ffriends
e ets -tci,S' Tribune.
The Chicago Tract Society reports that its COL
porteurs are distributing tracts written in German
French Dutch. Swedish. Norwegian Danish Fin
nish Russian. Polish Bohemian. bulgarian. lhth-
uanian Italian. Spanish. Welsh. Greek, Hebrew
Chinese and Arabic. and finding eager readers for
them.
Something Wrong-Mrs Am I still the star Of
letters 70 me?
Il don't seem to be drawing star salary
though indianapolis Journal
A little newspaper published In Cherbourg
France has devised this ingenious way OF an
nouncing It's bankruptcy. In its last number IT
published the following notice: ION the occasion
OF the national fetes. which will proclaim the ad-
vent OF the Car. the illustrious friend OF France
our journal will cease to appear.
Some Difference-"What do they mean by salt
ing a mine. popper?" asked the small boy. rs It
ANYTHING like sailing meaty ~
a man salts meat. It is because he wants to keep
IT, "--tt 'incnnati Enquirer.
The fantastic exhibition now being held In Con-
stantinoplc by command OF the Sultan, Of arms,
dynamite and bombs said to have been captured
from warning Armenians. may cause the Powers
OF Europe to doubt the sincerity OF Abdul Hamid 3
manifestations of peace and tranquility" Perhaps
| nothing that a Turkish politician could have de-
| yiscd would have more thoroughly stirred the
| Mussulmans. already surcharged with religious
frenzy The "Semaphore." published in Marseilles.
contains an Interesting comment written by Its
| Constantinople correspondent 1T Is the belief OF
| the Mussulmans from the highest to the lowest
| I'm the social scale that all Europe has just re-
| treated before the Turk; their newborn AFRO
| gance especially In the lower classes. knows no
| bounds. The street pedlers-and they are legion
| I'm Constantinople- their wares with the air
| Of bandits who demand your money or your life.
| They impudently deceive their customers. and re-
| fuse to return change due to the purchaser. and
| and 10 themselves. for the Faithful can do no
| wrong On the other hand, Christians seem strick-
| en- with dread, lest an inadvertent action might
| prove their ruin. There is no discrimination now
made between Europeans and Armenans-all are
| alike dogs and slaves. "
AT the sight Of the approaching canoe filled with
paint ed savages Robinson Crusoe started violently
| "Aha," he exclaimed. here Is chance for
| STIR " vote at last! Yes"
| In order that he might not nueh the game, HI
! concealed himself behind ree.-(Oetrolt Tribune