New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-26
THE TALK or THE DAY.

During the late political campaign in Maine a
free-syer shouter his way 10 I'LL engage
ment An accident stopped the train. and saunter-
ing up to the engineer the siverite asked. How
long TO be detained here?' About TWO or
three hours was the reply. Then, noticing arge
building in adjoining lot. the traveller asked.
what house is that?' 1T is an insane asylum"
well" replied the free-siver man, Il guess will
go there and rehearse the speech am 10
make tonight to those crazy fellows" lie went
over the asylum and accosted one OF the pa
tents who strolling about the yard. Hello
my friend. | want talk you few minutes
"An right" said the crazy man. sail in" There
upon the silverte began the air with his
arms and TO emit volume of loud words as broad
and shallow the River Platte and after he had
ranted while the crazy man stopped him and In
qured. What did you say you were put into this
asylum for?" oh" answered the silvcrite the
doctors said troubled with the silver craze
Then the startled patient said TO the silverie THE
doctors have made very serious mistake in your
case. You are not crazy. You are troubled with an
old-fashioned attack Of id fool
do you go to school little boy?"
"Oh. yes. sir love 10 go 10 school
What do you study-readng, writing and arth-
An of those sir"
And you familiar with punctuation"
oh yes heeed SIR de9chG ne & M e h fs1
minutes; yes, indeed, sr."-(Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The London correspondent Of The Daily Messen-
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little bit of news which VIII interest Newly orkers
lie saws.
understand that Alfred Harmsworth is so well
pleased with the phenomenal success OF The Daily
Mail that he contempates some" nat noVeI ana
nU.S ISM , ~ ~ - ia ~, york and fhat
he has already made the preliminary arraS, l bi
from the states. Mir Harmsworth j. a man OF
genius in newspaper work but much DOUBT tne
wisdom OF an eXperlment OF tn.s n'lr, ter and
merciIess II woMd nevcrtheless be- good thing
for England II typical English paper Gould pc be
run III New.i OF II' ~ NV =, ~ 6 boosd Sppre.
cate US more. If Mr. HarmsMorh c1rres 9ai tn 70
ooId plan OF ualSp',..t.S ,, ,,6I i,i2ck ''''
New-iorK We Shall d" WIS" MIN eVo '
,,-.,., r,,rt,,. ,.obo Sro5orass recently
applied to the Rev Whansdoodie baAl,r o oss sae
on ~. II IS lin; lo hin replied Parson Baxter
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mudder whqts de use 90 an Tu'sos sf,e sne you
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Cor,,ress will bo held in Nashville. Tenn. beginning
>.rhor n rho following topics will be dis
-. t,,,,is,s from all parts Of the
cuSs'd oy '''"'.' s.. rr.,.,,,o, Precedent
,be ,ntbori,v ~ piyire command" christianity
or1 W.. 9Th. Problems Of the Country Church;
..r. "a .h t,,.hor ny All Meme" The Relation OF
r,a,,.te,. 80 o,b,r denominations" TIE Pastor
a. - co,l Winner
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