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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
HoM,a THAI

We Offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured BY
Halls Cetarrh Cure.
J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known i. j. Che.
ney for the iast Is ears. and believe him per.
fectly honorable in all business transactions
ton made by their firm.
WEST S rRUAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.
Ohio.
WALpiso, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Dru. gists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catsrrh Cure is taken internally act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces ot the system. Testimonials sent free,
Price, Iic: per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Eslfs Family Pills are the best
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

was spared. One day when the door
of his coop had been left open acci-
dentally Bob walked out.
Instead of trying to escape he walk
ed calmly down the aisles of the mar
ket. stopping every few feet to crow
Justify. A dog came along. and Bob
at once attacked him, and to the great
delight OF the market men drove him
away.
Then Bob returned to his coop, and,
jumping up on top of 1t, tapped his
wings and crowed again and again.
From that moment he has been per-
mitted to go and do as he pleases.
When business Is dull Bob steps out
ON the sidewalk and attracts attention
TO his masters stall by growing at the
top Of his voice.
But the cleverest thing Bob does Is
to take one Of his masters cards in his
beak and strut UP and down the mar
ket with 1t. In this way he draws
many customers to his owner, for
scores Of people follow Bob out Of pure
curiosity.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
ce+tIre HI. Dad n Trouble.

GettlrR He Dad IN Trouble.
Georsie--Say. ma: typewriting ain
like handwriting, Is It?
Georgies Mamma-No, George. Why
do you ask?
Georgie-'Cause I heard papa down to
his office say to the typewriter girl:
"What a beautiful hand!'--Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Street sprinklIng and the benefits to
be derived from it are being urged
upon the city of San Antonio, TeXss,
where the dust is such that houses have
largely to be kept closed ard clothing
is spoiled sometimes after few days
wear.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

A party of four, under the direc-
ton of Mr.. T. A. Mobley. will start
from Lacomb, Alberta. to explore
northern Canada from Edmonton to
the Arctic Sea. The trip is to occupy
two years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
An nIufr00nrt{On.

Lumpty-Miss Goldie, suppose q man
about my size and age should ask you
to marry him
Miss Goldie-Gracious, Mr.. Lumptyl
Do please Introduce me to the man.
Philadelphia North American
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

He-There IS one thing like abou
you, Miss Daisy.
Miss Daisy-And what Is that2
He-My arm.-Tit-B!tS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
Reytsed Version.

"Well, father" exclaimed the prod.
igal son. as he made bis appearance
Again al the family fireside. "are you
ceady to kill the fatted calf?
NO" replied the old man grimly, y
think I'll let you live"-Exchange.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
a Hosn;ta,,s Growth

1868 began with $500. Now its proper
ty Is worth $225,00O.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

A despatch from Lowell Observa-
tory, Flagstaff, Arizona, announces
that the polar snow of Mars has been
observed in latitude rs. longitude So,
about two degrees in diameter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
Glddness Comes

XX/ith a better understanding Of tho
w transient nature of the many phys
teal ills which vanish before proper eff
iorts-gentle efforts-pleasante Efforts
rightly directed There Is comfort in
the knowledge that SO many forms Of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to q constipated condi-
ton Of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, Syrup Of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That is why it is the only
remedy with millions of families, and is
everywhere esteemed SO highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that it is tho
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness, without debilitatiug the
organs on which it acts Its therefore
all important, in order to get its bene-
fetal effects, to note when you pur-
chase, that you have the genuine article.
which Is manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co. only. Ind sold by all rep
utable druggists.
elf in the enjoyment Of good health,
and the system is regular, then laxa'
tives or other remedies are not needed.
II afflicted with any actual disease, one
may be commended to the most skillful
physicians, but If in need Of a laxative,
then one should have the best, and with
the well-informed everywhere Syrupof
Figs stands highest and Is most largely
used and gives most general satisfaction.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Chollle-Say, barber, are you shaving
oe wn?
Barber (wearily, very wearily)-Yes.
cir, am.@Texas Sifungs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Hungry Higgins-What are you read.
In nov?
Weary Watkins-Markits.
~what's de quota tons Oh shirts:"
"Unchanged."-lnd Journal
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

There are two things men don't en-
Joy-kissing girl through her veil, or
the visits Of kin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
Saved by Slang.

saved Dy slang
"Be mine" he urged.
'Nit," she answered
Crushed utterly in his fondest hope
he would have left, her forever had
she not relented-
II mean no." she faltered.
He was thereupon transported with
10y and gathered her to his BOSOM
Detroit Tribune.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

The tidal waves that wrought such
destruction in Japan are sid to
have travelled at the rate of $50 miles
hour.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Feed the Nerves upon pure r.on bl Cd and
you will not be nervous. fure b. comes by
taking Hoors Sar apariils which thus the
greatest ard best nerve tonic.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
u.eful Blsck.and.ran.

Ol6CA-6A0-k8o 0OSS "a AOS CAPSSN>S
to earn their own living. any more
than dolls and other such pets; but
the Indianapolis Sentinel reports an
interesting exception to the rule. As
the story goes, the mistress Of the dog
Il also keeper Of hens. One Of these
was sitting upon . ''clutch" Of thir-
teen eggs, and Don, the black-and-
tan. soon became very curious to know
why she stayed In the barn 90 closely.
The dog, a. 1t appears. had formerly
been given to teasing the hen. snatch
ing her food away from her. and other
wise making himself a torment; but
this Intercourse had gradually turned
into friendship, and the two would
sometimes be seen lying and squat
ting side by side in the sun. on bit OF
carpet In the back porch.
During the three weeks that the hen
sat on her eggs, Don used to pay daily
visits to the barn, and sometimes
would stay with her by the half-hour.
Then the chicks came out Of their
shells. Don was intensely interested.
All day long he scarcely left the barn.
The next morning, when the hen step
ped on the nest and with cluck call
ed her brood after her, Don followed.
The hen fell to scratching, and the
auffy chicks darted hither and thith-
er, picking up the tidbits which the
mother had uncovered.
"Goodr' said Don to himself; 81 can
help in this business" and to the ter
rcr Of the chickens he ran In among
them and began turning up the soil at
o lively rate. Then he sat down and
waited.
The mother hen called back the
chicks to the newly scratched earth,
and soon they picked 1t clean. Then
the dog took another turn. And so
the good work proceeded, to the great
delight Of all the parties.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

BIOLOGISTS say that all known spe'
cies of wild animals are gradually d.
minishing in eize.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

The entire population Of tn. state
of New York (6,5l3, 344j could lind
standing room on tract OF only one
SQUARE mile in extent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Thirty years ago, there were only
two dozen explosive compounds known
to chemists; now there are over
thousand.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

FITS stopped free and permanently cured. No
fits after irst days use OF DR. KIINE's GREAT
NrRvs RksToEER. Free s. trial bottle and treat
fsc- Semi 20 pr. Kline. 93l Arch ST.. Philn.. Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Mr.. WILSON'S Soothing syrup for childr,1
eethlnE, so!tens The gunl3 reduces indamnt-
lion. siiays pain, cures wiui colic 2lc : ,Jetl +,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

HE moment .
lie u born, II b.
gins to run.
Isn't Il about
a. wrong to be
wrong. as It u TO
do wrong?
Every convert
ed man Is q hv-
ing proof that
the Bible is true.
A lie Is always
an enemy, no
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Don't you get awfully tired doing
nothing all the time?" asked the young
man who thought himself interested in
sociology.
Mister" answered Perry Patettic,
II git so tired doin' nothin' that cant
10 nothin' else"-Cincinnati Enquirer
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

People are very lenient with ecc.n-
tricity until 1t takes the form Of long
finger nails.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
A Magic Letter.

Did you ever think what strange let.
ter S is? 1t Is a serpent In disguise.
Listen-you can her it hiss. It u the
wizard of the alphabet. 1t gives pos
session and multiplies indefinitely by
Its touch. 1t changes a tree into trees
and a house into houses. Sometimes
It is very spiteful and win change q pet
into pest, n pear into a spear, q word
Into a sword and laughter into slaugh-
ter. and 1t will make lot shot at any
time.
will make scorn Of his corn and redace
every peck to a speck. Sometimes ne
finds It useful. II he needs more room
for his stock 1t will change q table into
a stable for him, and IL he IL short Of
hay he can set out a row Of tacks. II
will turn them into stacks. He must be
careful. however, not to let his nails
lie around loose. The sefpent's breath
will turn them into snails. II he wishes
to use an engine about his farm work
he need not buy any coal or have water
to run it. Let the serpent glide before
his horses. The team will turn to
steam.
If ever you get hurt call the serpent
10 your aid Instantly your pain will
be in Spain. Be sure to take It with you
the next time you climb a mountain If
ycu desire to witness q marvel. 1t will
make the peak speak. But don't let It
come around while you are reading
now. 1t will make this tale stale.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Robbers blew open the safe in the
bank at Cassville, Mo-, and a nsider-
able sum of money was secured.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

MEN and Ladies' in small towns wishing to
IVA earn SIS a week easily, write US; we will ex-
plain. ExCEIsIoR CHEMICAL O., Rochester, n.
T. Lock Box COS,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Cure Guaranteed by DIR. j. r. MAYER, lO15
Arch II, PHlLA.. PA. Ease at once. no opera
ton delay from business Consultation iree-
Endorsements OF pii ysicisns. ladies aud proIni-
ZEN, citizens send tor circular oAce hours }
A II. TO SP. ".
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Hoods Pills cure nausea. sick headache, In
digestion, biliousness All druggists. -.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
Thackery Among Friends.

,CAscARE-s stimulate liver, kidneys and hov
els. Never sioken, weaken or gripe. IOc.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
1R. MpET CALLS

f.a.nie Horn sounds Warming Noes
to tho Unred, emcd.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

WHEN bilious or costive, eat . CsScaret
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed, 1Qc.. &c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

We have not Ell without P;so's Cure rot
tnnsumptfon for 20 years LIZZIE FERRKL. Camp
St, Harrisburg, Pa, Nay 4. 1894.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
OUR BOYS AND GIRLS
THIS IS THEIR DEPARTMENT OF
THE PAPER.

Quaint sayings and Cute Doings ef the
Little Folks Everywherss Gathered
and Printed Here for All 0ths1 xAe
tic Ones to Read.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

I soon nIled my basket, and then sar
down on the grass under q large shady
tree to eat some Of the delicious fruit.
Soon I heard grun ugh! rghr' fol.
lowed b. the falling Of a perfect shower
Of plums from the tree. Quickly turn
ina. saw SIX large hogs standing un-
der the tree quietly munching the fruit
and cracking the pits between their
Having consumed all the plums on
che ground. one old hog that seemed
to be the leader went up to the tree. and
giving another ugh! ughv' rubbed his
body against the trunk of the tree. and
shook down another supply.
watched this performance for some
time. and then Informed my father
about 1t. 1t is needless to say the pigs
were promptly turned out OF the
meadow.-Chicago Record.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke xo0e Aauo
Away.
II You want TO quit tobacco using easily an1
forever regain los. manaood, be ma9e Ieass
sfronr magnetic full OF new life ana vtHoef
take No-To-Bac. the wonder-worker tnaS
makes weak men strong. Many gain sea
So-To-Rac from your own druggist. Under
absolute guarantee TO cure. Book and sample
free. Address sterling Remedy Oa.s ChaeaG0
or New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

| The air afler q heavy snowfall or
shower is u ually very clear. because
the STOW or ram in falling ornss
down with it mosLaf The du-t an I'M
puritIes, and leaves the atmospners
exceedingly clear.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18
Gone Forever.

Gone Forever.
I've lost my penknifes"
.'Oh, you'll md 1t again"
NO, never; dropped 1t among the
papsrs On my dssk"-New York World.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Having taken his bride'e name upon
marriage, Topeka man who IS suing
for divorce wants now to regain tn. un'
furnished name of his hey day
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

tonce lived on q farm In the western
part of Illinois. Ny father owned a
great many fruit trees, but the finest
fruit on the farm grew on q plum tree
which stood in the center Of q small
meadow, in which q few Of the hogu
were wont to run. There were a few
other trees in the meadow. and alto
gether it made q vGy nice place 10 be
In on q warm day.
One morning when the plums were
At their best my mother gave me q
small basket and asked me to 20 down
to the tree and all It The tree was
loaded with the bright red pluma, eQA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

JUST try &c. bnx Of Csscsrete, the nn0
uver and bowel regulator ever made.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

Riplns TGsulcs sold by drug sistA, o. ~ ma
h the price 90 cents box) is sent TO rho BlpanD
Chemical Company. No. 10 Spruc. se, New YORK
SaloDls vial.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-11-18

From the depths OF the strangely
elongated visor came, not an angry ex.
clamation, but a veritable roar. l had
done it, had burned my ships.
IF you do not consent to do what
ask Of you," I added, mot only will
not help you or with your helmet, but
will call in all your neighbors, and
then go and ind the municipal coun'
cil.'
You'll end your days on the scaf.
foldr' cried my uncle.
The hand of Rosew repeated. you
told me that it would only be by force
that you would be made to say yes
say 1t, CT will call in the neighbors-" "
The clock vas still striking; my uncle
raised lis arms as II to curse me.
Decide at once" cried, ''somebody
- comingw
We'll, tben~yes!' murmured my un-
Gle. But make hasteT
''On your word Of honor"
"On my word Of honor"
The visor gave way, the gorge piec>
also, and my uncle's head Issued from
durance, red as a poppy.
Just in time. The chemist at the cor
Fer, q colleague in the municipal coun-
eli, entered the shop.
"Are you coming?" he asked; 'they
will be beginning the business withou,
u.s."
I'm coming" replied my uncle.
And, without looking at me, he took
ND his hat and cane and hurried out.
The next moment ali my hopes had
vanished. Ny uncle would surely no,
forgive NE.
At dinner time took ny place ct ia.
bla On his right hand, in low spirits, ate
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-03-14

THE remarks OF Tourist" upon
the hotel question are not without
their timely features. 1t would
certainly be far better for a new
hotel to be located in the suburbs
of the city, where extensive
grounds would be available, also
sea bathing and picturesque feat
ures attending proximity to the
ocean. But the great barrier in
the way of carrying out such a
plan is the lack of available prop
erty at the present time. There
are magnificent hotel sites almost
anywhere along Waikiki beach,
but the land, so far as we are able
to ascertain, cannot be obtained at
prices which hotel promoters could
meet without jeopardizing the sue
cess of their scheme. Should they
care to make the radical move of
going back into Nuuanu valley or
the vicinity of Punchbowl or Tan
talus, the land could be obtained at
a reasonable figure, and the climate
and scenery could hardly be i'm
proved upon. But in this case the
question of transportation-a seri-
Gus item in Honolulu-comes into
account. The erection of the hotel
recommended by our correspond
ent would require the investment
of more than 100000, and it
would in time attract more tour
lists. 1t is a matter which depends
on the amount Of money the mer-
chants are willing to invest and
how long they are going to allow
the city to be without an electric
railroad to shorten distances. A
hotel little outside the city limits
would undoubtedly be preferable
if it can be reached easily.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-03-14

PROF. PAUL HAUPT of Johns
Hopkins University, recently de-
liTered lecture on "The site of
Paradise" in which he comes to
the very sensible conclusion that
no one knows where Paradise was.
In referring to the language first
used upon the earth, he says that
nearly every representative of the
modern languages has lodged a
claim on the original tongue, while
some to smooth the matter over
suggest that God spoke in one
European language, was answered
by Adam in second, who spoke
to Eve habitually in third and
was addressed by the serpent in a
fourth.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-03-14

penses consequently each person
has a right to know whether his
partners are paying the proper
amount into the treasury.
Not only have the members OF
the Legislature right to call for
statement of the taxes paid by any
person or persons, but at the pres
ent time they are in duty bound to
place the detailed figures, setting
forth the taxes paid by corpora
tions and private individuals, be-
fore their constituents. 1t should
not be forgotten, that this new tax
law is being made under con-
stitution that does away with all
forms of personal government, and
that enacting laws behind wall of
secrecy is not classed as a pre-
rogative of a democratic form Of
government.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-03-14
w. w. DIMOND..

The community has been
reading and needing our re-
marks concerning low prices
.of goods sold by US. Our
warning against high prices
for inferior goods is also hav-
ing effect. One result ap-
pears in the large daily sales
in our store.
We make one point that
is worth noticing. We fix a
price on our merchandise
which we consider a living
prOfit--fine store and fixtures
are not taken into COnside--
ration, the fancy price is
knocked over and we save
you a third often, sometimes
only a quarter, it depends
upon the character Of the
goods.
The second floor has been
made the headquarters for
novelties in household uten-
sis. You can find anything
there that may be- for use
around the house. In kitchen
utensils there is the greatest
collection in the country.
The Crown. Self BaSting
Pan is an article you have
seen advertised in maya
zines. It's a good thing for
many reasons; economy is
one of them. A roast of
beef or lamb cooked in one
of them has the same deli
cious flavor as those of the
olden times when they were
hung over the embers in the
fire place and the drippings
caught in a pan. This is
only one article; there are
others.