New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-11-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The results Of the election have made Chicago
man Proh,bitionlst Some friends suggested on
Tuesday evening that each man should drink
cocktail for every State bulletined Tor Mckinney.
..will I ever" he asks. drink any more cook'ahs
during the residue OF my stay on earth! NOT
should live to be old as Methusaleh The Absorb
lion OF about thirty In night has all but MADE
me a Prohibitionist. and with the recollection OF
my feelings on the morning OF November SIN
fresh think I'd even chance free silver rather than
another cocktail"
She was a little old woman dressed in black. and
hav wing a bundle wrapped up in gray shawl one
and as she took out her clay pipe and began feeling
for her tobacco the conductor stepped forward ana
said: -. .on.
Against the rules"
who made the rules?"
Where's the company"
Down at the office. -, . -,
me when I shall or shall not smoke. I've got
neuragy and when have 1t a,ius S Sm no. 1o 20
Inn Jingle t.T the bell Wien anybody wants o
And she found match lighted it on the under
countenance until ready to get of at Twelfth-st-
Detroit Free Press
An Englishman. now In Washington. says The
moor man I'm this country 10 be more self
respecting than the chronic pauper that has made
the name OF Whitechapel notorious all over the
world The latter Is In such abject poverty that
he has lost all hope Of ever lettering his condition.
How the miserable wretches live Is mystery. And
when 1t comes to the women shls Nation has an
immense advantage. Your women unless OF the
fallen order do not frequent public drinking houses
1t IL the greatest disgrace or London that the
OF the poorer class are as good customers OF
the liquor shops as the men. and worse still. the
poison Is handed them across the bar by one OF
their own sex. In East London children Of tender
years accompany their mothers into such places"
A Hypothetical Case.-"what did the editor say
about your story" asked the young mans friend
Il don't believe he liked it very WELL
We'll, there are differences in the apprsciativs
faculty well in the ability TO create. The
same mans taste will vary according TO circum-
Il suggested that and he agreed with me: re
said that II man found himself on desert islanS
with nothing to read except my story and back
number city directory he might read my story
Chicago Record
In addition to the Red Cross and the White Cross.
there has just been established In Vienna new
order to be known the Green Cross. Its object
Is TO give succor to Alpine climbers and excur-
sionists In mountain regions. Ii originated In the
Austrian Alpine Club The intention is to esiao-
lish huts on high mountains and 10 keep supplies
and relief stores or boxes containing articles likely
to be required In emergencies at conveniently
located points.
Qubbling-'I will write you a good recommends
ton as to your working ability. said Rastus's EN-
cause OF the mysterious Disappearance OF sundry
small articles but am afraid can't say much
Tell you, Mr.. Blackwell" said 'Rastus. after
moments housht 'yo' might put In de- woras aa.
natl Enquirer.
A young Englshman from Johannesburg. now II
Washington. says that shopkeepeSs In that lowe
make at least 100 per cent profit. Everything Is
booming and wages are high.
Go--The whole country has been waiting ms one
word from the psSp s"S Kind
track they had-silver or gold.but any trauh ~ ~
man none ne AMY m Save so smooth solid gold
macadamized road instead OF n muddy. mry s'nr
make the race for commercial supremacy on pa.
with the other great commercial nations.-tAme''
lean Grocer.
BRYANS SUNDAY DINNER
Now that the fight Is won we hail
Mckinley the winner.
Yet hope that Bryan will not fail
To eat his Sunday dinner.
And here's his proper bill of fare
with Soup he will begin II.
For silver shouters everywhere
Are very deeply "in IT.
Fish from Salt River follows next
And makes appropriate eating
For Popocrats who now are vexed-
Such dire reverses meeting.
For Entrees lots Of things will 80.
And be In proper season.
But I suggest dish Of Crow
As being most In reason
In Joints Of quite lot We boast
To tempt the gormandizer.
And yet a good old fashioned Roast
VIII be the appetizer.
And for dessert for Bryan. WY.
On appetite depending.
A slice or two Of Humble Pie
Would make proper ending!
Cant you see that sign. Beware OF the -
asked the lady OF the house. Indignantly ...r,p n
mo- num- really cannot. replied tngt sx1SISY r.
the door; 'you see, ruined my eyeeiSns ss'r 4 4