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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1896-11-26
LANGDON's KID BAND.

The juvenile brass band, better known
around town as I.angdon's Kid Band
gathered at the city hall last Monday
evening and perfected it's organization
with the following instrumentation:
Solo Bb Cornet-E. Moore
Solo Bb Cornet-Hercules Dorval
LIST Bb Cornet-Colin Broderick
End Bb Cornet-Tommy Foshay
Bird Bb Cornet-Eddie McNeill 49,.
Solo Ed Clarinet-Alvin Orton
Solo Bb Clarinet-Charley Crosby
Solo b Baritone DeLano
LIST b Tenor-John Crawford
Solo Ed Alto-Ben Salter
LIST Ed Alto-Roy Loynes
End Ed Alto-Frank McHugh
3rd Ed Alto-Cecil Mahcn
Bb Bass-George Dorval
Ed Bass-Ray Kelly
Snare Drum Willie Farrell
Bass prum-Eddie McGuvran
The band has officers as follows: Raw
Kelly, president; Tommy Foshay, secre-
tary and treasurer, and E. Moore, bard-
master. The DEMOCRAT wishes the band
seccess.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1896-11-26
SCHOOL PROGRAM.

The pupils OF the school gathered in
Prof. Sheehan's room on Friday after.
noon. Miss Alice Waterman was chosen
to preside over the meeting. 1t was de-
cided that on Fridays from to 4oclock
they should have q debate. the subjects
to be chosen later.
The program was as follows
Opening Address. ...............Prof. Sheehan
RecitatiOn... Bruce Jackson
Song Sinclair Currie
Recitation....... .....................Ida Strong
song. ...MlSS Frye
Recitation......... .......-..-.......Annie McCay
heaOlnS OSnay
Song. Little Girls and Boys
instrumental music....... Mabel Mcknight
Song Eva Souch
Instrumental music. Bertha Dorval
Song .............Belle Mahon, May Fleming
Recitation............ Marion Flumerfelr .
Closing Address. Prof Whitney
The speeches delivered by the Professors
wers well delivered, NJ. G. retreating to
political stump to replenish his vocabu-
larry did not cease his flow OF eloquence
for some thirty minutes.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1896-11-26

cniIdren's Winter Cioaks and
Jackets at Slaughter Prices at e.
ford Bros.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
The Inhabitants of "A Cheese.

DR.. Adametz, a Swiss scholar, has
been taking a ccnsus of the inhabit.
ants of a cheese. The microscopic
examination of IL gram of IA
fresh Emmenthaler cheese, such US
is sold here under the name OF Cru
yerc, contained no fewer than 90, 000
80 called microbes. This prodigiouS
cncampmcnt, after 20 days, PROVED
to have increased to a tribe Of So,
900. Another sort of cheese contain
ed within a single gram" board
and lodging for about 1000, Cja
microbes, whilo in a "'Aam' cEt
from tho rind Of the same cheese Dr..
Adamctz found about 5000, coo Of
these inhabitants. a piece Of cheese
upon Il tables Of a few pounds
weight may consequently contain
morcmicrobc inhabitants than there
are human inhabitants in the world
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
A Peculiarly of Eggs.

II like my eggs boiled just four
minutes, said Mr.. Goslington, and
| used to wonder why with that sim
pie direction TO be followed | couldn't
get them always the same. Some
times they We're too hard, sometimes
too soft, though it was always said
that they had been boiled exactly
four minutes But the mystery has
been cleared up. a n%eighbor tells us
that it is quite possible that the eggs
should vary, even though they were
all cooked for exactly the same time
She says that while a egg II day
old would require four minutes boil
ing to attain a certain degree of hard.
ness ar older egg might attain tue
same ocgroo in two minutes, or else
it's Just the other way-the new egg
cooks quickest-l don't remembef
which. But that isa matter OF detail
The nlin fact is that some eggs take
longer to cook than others, and Il Il
a satisfaction to know this. Ma"
York Sen
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Advice to Inventors.

According to the popular version,
Watt, as a small boy, saw the lid of
a teakettle move up and down when
the water was boiling, and this sug
gested to him the construction of the
steam engine. AS a matter of fact.
Watt made himself acquainted with
what had been done before, q point
altogether ignored in the popular
version, and had to work very hard
before he brought his invention to a
successful issue.
His example is typical of the true
method Of progress, and it may be
said generally that in order to ap
proach a problem with the best pros.
pect of success it is necessary % TO
define as accurately as possible the
want that exists or the particular
object that is to be attained; (2) to
be we'll acquainted with the scien.
tific principles which come into play,
90 to know how the want is met OF
the object attained in practical life;
a. to find out what proposals have
been made by others III the same or
in similar case. A careful attention
to these requirements will prevent
much disappointment and waste Of
encrgv.-Alexandcr Siemens in Ma
tl1re
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
#7i4E MODERN Nj

na.t the sighting light of the yellow sun q
October,
lose by the side of the car track, a gang II
Dagos were working.
Pausing o moment 20 catch q note Of their lq'
uid Italian,
Family / heard an echo of Romo's imperial &C
cents,
Broken dow forms of Latin words from the
senate and forum,
Now smoothed over by use to the musical lin
qua Romano.
Then the thought came: Why, these are the
heirs OF the Romans;
These are the sons Ct the men who founded
the empire of Caesar;
These are they whose fathers carried the con
quering eagles
Over all Gaul and across the sea to Ultima
Thule.
kle race type persists unchanged in their eyes
and profiles and figures.
Muscular, short and thicksot, with prominent
noses, recalling
Romans rerum dominos, gentemque toGa
TAM"
See, Labinus is swinging a pick with rhyth
Yonder one pushing the shovel might be Julius
Cesar,
Lean, oaep eyed, broad proved and bald, e
man of o thousand,
Farther along stands the Jolly Horatius FLAG
Gus.
FT1Il ana grave, II ihp III hS Co'S IN
Cato the censor.
On the side Of the street In proud and gloomy
seciuslon,
Bossing the job. stood o Celt, the race e~nslaved
by the ~legions,
Sold In the markets Of Rome to meet the ex
penses of Caesar,
And as ioitered the Celt cried out: "Warruk,
ye Dagosi -,
Full up your shovel, Paythro, We h'atheni IL
dock yees a quarther."
This he said to the one who esembled the
great imperator.
Meekly the dignified Roman kept on p~atientl,
digging.
Such are the changes and chances the centuries
bring to the nations.
Surely the ups and downs Of the world are
past calculation.
Possibly" thus | thought to myself, "th'
yoke of the Irish
May in turn be lifted from Us In the semtt
generation.
Now the Celt is on top, but time may brin.
his revenges,
Turning the Fenian down, once more to h
bossed by q Dago."
-tl T. johnson In Hartford CoOrant.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

Here is a unique sample Of letter writ.
ing, which was received by a Georgia depot
agent at a town near Atlanta:
"This Jan. II 1891 Mr.. Dopo Agent !
whont to no Of you Ct you will send a pore
WILDLY woman to lyman ala for twenty
1ollers she has got seven children ono i3
ate teen and one is fore teen n one Is
tenn and one is sick and one is fore and
one is too and one is one she Sos she can
git that mulch by sellin all all she has got
and if you will send them j rite to gat
reddy to como she will be myty thankful
to you if you can sen her for she ses ef she
stase there she Will be 4 blidge to suffer
and that she whont be rite to let her suffer
when she can do better than that here IL
you will send her and Of you whont rite to
me what you cant tho rite man to no you
see him and find out aud rite to me on re-
turn male and a blidge yours 4 G Hem.
bry. "--Atlanta Constitution.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Did as He Was Told.

An old doctor, whose memory was
beginning to fail him, was called iii
to see a young nan who was i'll. Or
arriving at the house he found his
patient in bed with nothing the mat
ter with him but a slight cold. After
prescribing the usual remedies he
said:
Now, my dear sir, you must stay
in bed till | come again"
He went away and forgot all about
his patient. The time flew by. One
day the M. D, came across the young
man mother in the street. The sight
of Mrs. Fl ~-- brought his patient tc
his mind, and with q start he said:
BY tho bye, how is your son get,
ting on?'
To his amazement Mrs. H re
piled that he was still in bed, obedi
ont to his commands. He had beer
there three weeks.--New York Dis
patch.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Shooting n Eufl.

Sir Andrew Agnew was "a Draw
soldier" AS commander of the Scots
Fusilicrs he did gallant service
against the pretender in 1745 and
subsequently against the French in
Flanders. He used to boast that,
though he had been in many battles,
he had never G the English de-
feated. But he himself once came
near losing his life in a personal Ell
counter.
Sir Andrew, as laird of a large es-
tate, took great interest in his live
stock. One day, while visiting a herd
of cattle, he was attacked by u dan
gerous bull.
Not accustomed to run away, Sir
Andrew made such a bad double that
he narrowly escaped ending his Ca
reer then and there. AS it was he
ciambcred over the wall just in time
to avoid the blow of tho h~attering
ram.
Sir Andrew went to the house, us.
ing strong language, and 500 reap
pcared, gun in hand. Rc-entering
tho field, he grunted out, "Yo had
me at q disadvantage, ye Tory, but
I'll fight yc fairly now"
The servants, following at II safe
distance, begged him not tocnter the
paddock, where the mad bull was
roaring Justify,
"Hoot! III fight tho loon fairly
The mair noise the less fear. Butstay
yo there if ye please, "dryly answer.
ed Sir Andrew.
The bull made a rush. Sir Andrew
coolly aimed the gun. The bullet did
its duty, and tho bnll fell dead. AS
tho servants crowded round the
harmless brute, Sir Andrew improv.
ed the occasion by saying, The loor
that brags owen mickle is never
good fighter. "-Youth's Companion
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

Tho following is IN exact ~tran-la
ton from the Arabic of tho official
prayer Of Islam, which is used
throughout Turkey and dailyrepeat
ed in the Cairo Azhar university by
10, 600 M0hammedan students from
all lands;
81 seek refuge with Allah from
Satan, the acCursed. In the name of
Allah the Compassionate, the Mcrci
full O Lord Of all Creatures! o Al
lah Destroy the infidcls and poly.
thcists, thine enemies, the enemies
Of the religion! O Allah! Make their
children orphans, and dcfile their
abOdcS, and cause their feet to slip,
and give them and their families,
and their households and their WON.
en-, and their children, and their rel
ativcs by marriage, and their broth
ers, and their friends, and their pos.
sessions, and their race, and THEN
wealth, and their lands, as booty to
the moslcms, O Lord of all Crea.
turcs!"
In all tho other religions of even
the scmicivilizei nations OF tho globe
there can be no prayer found to par
allel this cruel appeal of Islam to the
spirit of ~inhumanity. Bulgaria, Da,
mascus, Lebanon and Armenia mag
or may not be mere hotbeds of anti.
Turkish intrigue. With such a ma
tional prayer Turkey stands self
condemned before the world, Phil,
adelDhia Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

It is not generally understood mat
foreign bodies may sometimes be
found in the eye, and that it is pos
sible for the patient himself to Dis
cover their existence if they are IN
the front portion of the eye. Small
Opaque particles are often found in
the vitreous fluid and are detected
by raising the eyes to the ceiling,
then suddenly bringing them down
to the level of the head, keeping the
gaze fixed upon some point. The face
should be turned toward a window,
and if the light is exceedingly bright
should be in shadow. A little prac-
tice will enable the patient to see a
number of small dark spots, that
appear to be settling down as bits Of
SCOT, float gently downward through
the air. One eye contains what looks
like a wool fiber with white Opaque
beads strung upon it at intervals. In
another II several loops of similar
fiber, some of which seem to be COW
cred with a thin film. How these OBJ
jects got into the eyes is one of the
mysteries of nature. There are many
curious things to be learned about
the eyes if one takes the trouble to
study the way to observe them. 1t
is necessary to fix the gaze upon
some inconspicuous object and then
try to see nothing beyond the eye it,
self. Several efforts may be neces-
sary before one acquires the ability
to examine his own eyes for beams
and notes, but once learned there is
usually an expression of surprise be-
cause it could not be done at thofirst
time of trying.-New York Lelagr.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Animals That Never Drink.

Blanchard. in his book on AbyS.
sinia. says that neither the Doreas
nor the Bennett gazelles We're ever
known to resort TO the springs, creeks
or rivers for the purpose Of drinking
Throughout Africa the expression.
LAS dry as Sahara 0 an old gazelle, >
is very common. Darwin, in his
Voyage of a Naturalist, says that
unless the wild llamas of Patagonia
drink salt water ''.hoy must not
drink at all. All writers OH natural
history subjects are agreed on the
point that the largest and most in
~teresting branch Of the sloth family
never drink. tlaynie says, They
are one branch of the peculiar ami
mails which never drink water" G
B. Tartan, ON page IS, volume 8,
American Notes and Queries, y
mentions a parrot which lived in the
London geological gardens SO years
without drinking so much as a drop
IF water. Somers, Williams, Chris
tan and others doubt whether wild
rabbits ever drink, but Rev. j. e
Wood questions the correctness OF
their suggestions. Creatures which
never drink are thought to absorb
moisture from their own tissues OF
from the surrounding atmosphere
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Humbcrt's MustaCnes.

At present the finest pair Of roya'
mustaches in Europe in point of size
and of volume are those of King
Humbert of Italy, which are snow
white, as is his hair. Although they
are quite respectable in size, yet they
arc immeasurabiy inferior in that
respect to those of his father, the late
King Victor Emmanuel, whose mus
taches we're so long that he used ire.
uuently to amuse himself by tying
the extremlties together in a knot al
the back OF his eck.-Philadelphlf
Tunes
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
HAD ENOUGH.
He Didn't Care For a Woman with So Much
of q Past.

OF q IaSt.
She had admired the men, and though
tho years had oslme and gone and she was
still Miss Brown her admiration had not
abated. On tho contrary, it had increas-
ed. She was of the modern woman school
also, or at least wanted people to think
so, and as for herself she thought she was
Intensely interesting. To young Mr.. Jones
she had been lately addressing herself,
and young Mr.. Jones usually fled when
she appeared, but On this occasion she had
taken him and was now hold
Ing him in her thrall in a pretty alcove in
the conservatory. Just beyond them sat
a pretty girl to whom young Mr.Jones was
devoted, and he longed to get over to her
and oust the vapid youth who, young Mr..
Jones was sure, was making desperate love
to her. But Miss Brown held on like a
turtle.
do you know, Mr.. JONES'" she was
saying in her most Intense fashion, that
the modern wonan is an ideal to mef"
mo, really, l didn't know" confessed
Mr.. Jones much against his will.
But it is true" she continued, and,
oh, Mr.. Jones, some of the women ws
read Of in books, see on the stage and hear
of in daily life appeal so strongly to me!'
"Yes?" said MIR. Jones, with q rising
Infection.
Indeed, yes" she responded. Then
with deep carncstncss she turned to him:
Did you know, Mr.. Jones'" she wins
percd almost tragically, THAT l am a
woman with a pasJp"
Young Mr.. Jones was absorbed in watch
Ing the pretty girl and the aforesaid
youth.
Well" he replied in an absentminded
sort of a way, most women who have
lived 40 years weren't born yesterday
don't you know"
Later in the evening young Mr.. Jones
told the pretty girl how it happened that
Miss Brown would forever thereafter be
to him only o stranger.-Detroit Free
I1roco
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
MINNESOTA, the DAKOTAS,
MONTANA, IDAHO,
WASHINGTON, OREGON and
. CALIFORNIA.
Steamer Connections for ALASKA,
HAWAII, JAPAN and CHINA.

Solid in construction, modern in i'm
provements.
Palace Sleeping and Dining Cars,
Buffet Library Cars, Family Tourist
Slcepers and high back seated day
coaches especially adapted for long dis
lance travelling. =.
Meals served on "pay for what you
eat" plan.
Through the crandest scenery in Amer
lea by daylight.
Reaches fine hunting, fishing, pleasure
and health resorts--Helena and Boulder
Hot Springs, Lake Mcdonald, the Koot-
enai the Columbia, Lake Chelan and
Puget Sound.
Round trip excursion tickets to points
east and west, with stop off privileges.
and choice Of return route. Baggage
checked to destination. =.
Connects in season Of navigation with
the magnificent steamships North West
and North Land running between Du-
Iuth and Buffalo.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

1t IS related that a certain man was re
Gently very sad because his wife had gone
on a visit, which she would not shorten
in spite of his appeals to come home. He
finally hit upon a plan to induce her to
return. He sent her a copy of each of tie
local papers with one item clipped out,
and when she wrote TO find ont what j.
was he had clipped from the papers he re
fused to tell her. The scheme worked ad
mirably. In less han a week she was
home to find out what it was that had
been going on that her husband did not
want her to know about.-Tit-Biss.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Safe From Ordinary Maladies.

You'd better go away. We've got the
measles here" said the woman at the
kitchen door.
ssMadam,' replied the tramp. seating
himself on the step with great delibera-
ton, ''the only disease l am afraid of is
appendicitis. l shall be Obliged to ask
you, madam he added, with dignity,
mot to give me any cherry pie. "-Chioa
&c Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

Bob was paying attention to a rich Wild
ow. Madam" he said as her offered hcl
a bouquet, you are getting more and
moro beautiful every day"
You exaggerate, my dear sir!" ex,
claimed the lady, very much battered.
"Well, then, let us say every other
day." said Bob.-Tit-Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

Broncho Bill was talkin with an east-
ern man today, and he says when two fell
lers in his section have a dispute they just
go to law and sue each other for damages
or somethin.
Hair Trigger Ike-But how about the
loser? Don't he get q gun and try to git
even?
Broncho Bill-Waal, as near as | kin
make out by the time the loser hez pail
the lawyers he amt got no money to buy
guns.-New York Weekly.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Limited Qualifications"

Lady Of the House-Iisten. Charlotte.
I am going to give a party, supper and a
dance. Now, you will awe to how what
you can do, so as to keep up the credit OF
my establishment.
Cook-With pleasure, ma'am, but ]
can only dance the waltz and the polka.
You will have to excuse NE from tho
quadrilles. --Lustige Blatter.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Zero.

Her Father-What is your income, sir'
Her Lover-I can only give it to you in
round numbers.
Her Father-Ah!
Her Loycr-No other numbers will ey
press it.
Her Father-Oh!-Detroit Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

"But. sire" urged Marshal Murat, ~
you take this step and it turns out disas
trously for France, what can you say in
v~indication Of YOURSELF"
My yindication," said Napoleon stern
ly, can safely be left with the American
newspapers OF 1891 ."-Chicago Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
slot STUFF

DO you think do bright workY asked
the poet.
Il do replied the editor. "Your last
effort made the stove redhot. '-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Watch and SEQ

a we'll known Washington horse
man has discovered a fact in natural
history which may not be generally
known. 1t is that all four footed
beasts, in making the first movement
in walking, running or any sort CT
forward motion, always employ the
left hind leg as a starter. Even a
child, if put down on all tours and
hidden to advance in that position,
will make the first move with its left
leg, lis hands at the time occupying
the place of an animals fore legs.
A SIicht Error
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
A Man of Letters.

Examiner-spell cue
Policeman-Q.
"That's what I said-'cue.'"
"Well, that's what l aaid-'Q.'
well, spell it,"
60"
YES. Cue"
Il said G."
II know it. WANT you to spell it.
Thunder! Amt spellin it? Vel
be askin me to spell T. next" Chi
cago Tribune,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Didn't Dare StoD,

Catterson-What on earth are you dano
ing about so for, old man?
Hatterson-My wife bought tie unde1
clothes | have on at Il bargain counter
and if l don't keep moving they'll shliuh
I'D on me.--Clothier and Furnisher.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Tie Question Direct.

Stakeholder objected to my reading
you book because it was-er--too scnsa
tional.
The Rising Author-And what did you
| think OF it?-NeH York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
A Possible Candle date.

Miss AntiquG-My dear, the alarming
spread of microbic diseases has resulted 10
the starting of an antikissing CLUB. Viii
you permit me to propose you as u mem
Der?
Miss Youngtling-Really, II have no
time for clubs, but perhaps grandma will
Join. New York Weekly.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Its Aim.

Mabel-A lot of US girls have ESTABLISH
ed a secret society, Jack.
Jack-What are the objects of 1t?
Mabel--Why, we meet together and tell
secrets, OF course. Tit Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Directed.

Tough want a dozen eggs, and l wants
'em bad, seer
Grocer~-Go to that grocer across the
street. Everything he keeps is bad.-Phil'
adelphia Inquirer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Sarcasm.

"Oh, don't ask me to chop wood, Maria
I'm half dead with fatigue already"
We'll, that's lucky. When half a mans
half dead, it's about time for a funeral"
New York Recorder.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Ignorant Then.

SEe-Do you remember that you said
you would do anything l asked wnen !
promised to marry you?
He-Yes, but | didn't know then how
much spare time a woman had to think
up things to ask for.-Cincinuati Tribune
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
An Optimist.

Mrs. Beacon-Have you found marriage
q failure?
Mrs. Wabash-No-o, at least not of late
years.-New York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
Hard.

Bradford-Dr. Dosier has been very IN
fortunate lately.
Rolinson-How so?
Bradford-He has cured all his best pay
Ing patients. -Brooklyn Life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
All Over.

Sandstone-You must have been calling
on some girl pretty regularly. l haven
seen anything of you for weeks,
Trimberly-You will now.
SandStone-iiow SO?
Trimberly--I called on her father y"S
tcrday.-Ncw York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04

Many Persian drinking cups have
been found in the ruins of Persepo.
lis. They r shaped almost exactly
like our saucers.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-04
A Midnight Observation.

All, half de wurl lives by pullin de
othah half's laigs,' sighed Uncle Kiah az
he softly reached for the midnight ben. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.