The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-02-19
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- Potatoes are six cents abushel at
Plainfeld, Wis. ~

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- Potatoes are six cents abushel at
Plainfeld, Wis.
= Psychologists say that among
English-speaking people brown hair
predominates.
New. York, whose charter dates
back TO the year 1864, was the first
incorporated city within the limbs OF
the United States.
= Mildred wouldn't marry the
best man in the world MI. Suitor-
There is no danger; the brideneyer
gets the best man.
does Willie tell lies, Georgie??
"No'm; I don't think he does.
"sWhat makes you. think that He
gifts so:many lickins.
Hungary is to celebratesnext year
the millennium of her existence. As
Thousand, years Of MISUNDERSTANDING is
what few countries can boast.
Minnesota and South Dakota are
the only two States in*the Union that
have half Of their population madsups
Of foreign-burn residents.
Gods way Of giving is duly
strength for daily needs. He who
would serve God wisely and well must
use to-day's strength-and to-days
strengthonly--forth duties of to-day.
- If the government should coia
50,000,000 a month ia legal tender
silver dollars, how would the farmers
Of this section get any5of 10? WILL
some free silver advocate please an
swer 2
- While digging in Che side oH
bank in Belfast, Me-. the other dsy,
.workmen found SNAKES nestgesn-
tanning thirty-ninei snakes, locateda
a point below the surface which Il pst
would be unlikely to reach.
No liquor has teen sold for 40
years in the town of Bessbrook,
where John q. Richardson employs
5000 people in the manufacturing
Irish linen, and there IS municipalities
man, prison, pawnshop nor p~apperin
the town.
The longest tunnels, In prop5r
ton to the size OF the workers, src,
those constructed blythe SouthAmeti
can ants. One Of these has bean
traced two miles, and duringiits course
it passed under a stream nearly fifty
yards in width. s.
During 1894 1876 patents se
.lating to electricity were grantedaEn
Great Britain, the United States arid
Germany. OF these 1880 were Brit
ish, being one.twentieth Of all Britiith
patents, l,704w were American, and 4Ss
were German.
A breakfast for Tip, the Ceatra1
Park, elephant, consisted of 30 gall
Ions Of water, followed by one bushcl
of carrots, "a head Of cabbage,
loa7es Of bread, $50 pounds Of hay
For desert he had peanuts, offered by
scores Of small boys.
- TIE cat is called kat in Danish
and Dutch, katt in Swedish, chat In
French, katti or katie in German,
catus in Latin, gatto in l~talian, cato
in Portuguese and Spanish. kot lns
Polish, kots in Russian, cath in Welsh
kath in Cornish, ,catua in BasquiNand
gag in Armenian.
- When an African buffalo Id
wounded by a hunter it is surrounded
by several others, who Immediately
group themselves round him and help
him along in their midst by Showing
against his side until they have reach
ed a place Of safety.
Jones Ito Brown who had just
dropped in to borrow fyer)-Well
Ill,do it this time, but wonder ycut
are not ashamed to be always in debt
Look at me- I don't owe Q penny.
Brown-Dare say not, old man. You
haven't a Borrowing Ease. Nobody
would trust you.
A fond grandmother tells the
following story Of grand child
aunt was talking to her Of Gods laNs
aud Of obeying them, when the child
surprised them by saying welt M
a good deal easier to obe,s 9ods Jaws
than it is grandma s-she has so
many"
- Among the replies to an adyer
tisement Of a musical candidate as
organist, music-teacher, ETC., was the
following: "Gentlemen-Inotice your
advertisement for an organist and
music-teacher, either lady Or gentle
man. Having been both forsseyeral
years, I offer you my services.
= Last summer baby Was very busy
supervising everything that wentson
at the farm. After awhile she pushed
away her chair at supper one after
noon, declaring thai: she did not want
any more milk. Why not, dear
asked mamma, gently. Because
said baby, with an air Of superiority,
"I know all about il nov. NILE is
nothing but chewed grass:
Several weeks ago ayoung hound
puppy was born atcthe Berkeley jail,
at Monck's Corner, which vas GER
tainly a curiosity. The pup was well
formed, but its Two ears, ~instead.of
being upon its head, we're down on its
neck, and it was born with only one
eye and that was on the end OF its
nose and wide open at the time Of ATS
birth. The mother of this freak Of
nature was one Of the pair used to
track criminals in this county.-Sams
1meruiNe News.
The little daughter Of Dir: Fred
Weber, Holland, Mass, has 9 very
bad cold and cough which he hadnot
been able to cure with any thing.
gave him a rs cent bottls;of Chamber
Iain's Cough Remedy, says "
Holden, merchant and postmaster at
West Brimfeld, and the next time q
saw himheisaid it worked likeacharm.
This remedy is intended ESPECIALLY for
acute throat and lung diseases such as
colds, Group and Whooping cough and
it is famousf for its cures. THERE'S no
danger in giving it to children for it
contains nothing injurious. For sale
by HIN Bros.