Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1896-08-26
TEA-TABLE SALAD.

The New York Sun quotes the Poet
Laureate of England on he visit of the
Ancient and Honorable Artillery Com
pany of Boston as follows:
Not mid the lannon's roar,
While 'gainSt the British shore,
Flows the fell tide of gore,
Come the bold Ancients, old Bostons proud
boast
Corkscrew and glass in hand,
Where the ranged coolers stand,
Cleans bright the warrior band
BoSton's bold AncientS; hurrah for them.
Pros't!"
Customer-"Here. don't you guarantee
g perfect fit of everything that goes from
Your place?'
Tailor-"Certainly Is there anything
you wish altered?'
Customer-"Yes. Cut down this bill
it's too large for my pocketbook" -Har-
per's Bazaar.
rs this wealthy neighborhood?
YES every family in the block takes
ice. Chicago Record.
Both were very young. They stood
gazing into a store window, admiring
the pretty frocks that children so love,
and turning to look at the ragged figure
beside her. Marjorie said compassionate
ly: Little girl, poor little girl! are those
your bestus clothes"
No the other responded with sol
emn shake of her head: my bestus
clothes is wored out. Boston Herald.
She-''Since my return from the south
of France I'm another woman" Sarcas-
tic Friend-"How delighted your hus-
band must be"-Tid-Bits
The street car gave sudden lurch in
rounding a curve, and the charming
young girl who was clinging to Il strap
nearly sat down in the lap of the man
who was sitting in the corner. 4 beg
your pardon, SIR she exclaimed. hast
lily. Not at all, MISS" he replied en-
coura gingly. TRY it again. l don't
mind it at all. ''-Texas Sitter.
WHAT, INDEED:
Oh, the new woman'S sure TO be foremost in
In science and politics, maybe:
But what will she do-heayen bless her
With the old-fashoned, back number
baby? L. A. w. Bulletin
Ragged Robert tat the door)-"Mad-
dim, may l trouble you for suthin' 10
eatT'
Lady of the House (threateninglyl-
I'll call the dog if"
Ragged Robert with dignity)-"Thank
We, but l never eat dogs.
Amy-"Julia seems to be an amiable
girl"
DOra-''she is. Whenever we dispute
me pay.''-Odds and Ends.
THE MILLENNIUM.
The millennium is coming,
And I'm sure it can't be far,
For last night a woman thanked me
When l gave her my seat in a car.
Buffalo Express.
Reginald Cline brings about some
odd changes, doesn't itY' Haroid-"I
should say it did! Look at the matter
of costumes. Why, when we played
tennis we turned our trousers up ut the
bottom, and now that we play golf we
turn our stockings down from the top"
-Harper's Bazaar.
Pepper, asked the young woman,
why is it that you never have done any
thing to make you famous?"
''Neyer thought of it," said the old
man. "What had I better do-bolt the
ticket, or take seven bottles of patent
medicine ?''-Indianapols Journal.
Wisconsin Patents.
Patents for the following Wisconsin
inventors are reported for this week by
Erwin, Wheeler & Wheeler, So and SO
Loan and Trust building. Milwaukee,
Wis. These attorneys will furnish the
e; j. Allen, Milwaukee, device for sup
porting flexible gas pipes or tubes; !. Bass
g E,t asSignor: type mold Milwaukee; Chris
Bottle T.. A. Donlevy and J. R. Connel
assgrs.,- Milwaukee, wise; G. S. Brown,
assgr, Lake Mills, combined churn and but
ter worker; c. S. Brown and E. B. Fargo
assgr., Lake Mills churn and butter worker
machine) G.. S. Brown and w. e. Penn
assgr., Lake Mills, milk weighing and dis
charging; r. B. COchrane, Madison, drawing
board; d: w. Curtis, Fort Atkinson, auto
matte milk weighing apparatus; w. H Ell
mer, Berlin, turbine; G. H. Harttert, Mil
waukee, steel trap; F. G.. Krieger, West
Bend, horse collar and pad; O. E. Meyer,
Milwaukee, apparatus for treating sewage;
H Muselmann, assgr, Sheboygan, cheese
and butter worker; J. P. Weber, South SUI
perior. Formulation lock; J. G. Brown, Mil
waukee, assgr., tank shield, design; A. W.
Rich, Milwaukee, boot, design.
w. J. Holmes, .Pembine car attachment;
w. II. Link, New Richmond, combined table
and bathtub; E. NJ Lochen. Milwaukee,
rotary shelf for refrigerators; Fl. B. Weiper,
Durand, centrifugal tester.