The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-10-29
Tho orator the air makes Fine.

Hes wrong, all risht."-New York
Sun.
Joncsy-How is Mugler betting on
the election: Smitty-With his mouth.
-Roxbury Gazette.
He-It takes three generations to
make a gentleman. She-And six fig
ures.-lndianapolis Journal.
lle-My life without you will be Il
lonely one. The IIeiresS-Rut think
how busy you will have to be.-Life.
The DOctor-It's twins sir. Young
Husband-I might have known it; it's
my wife's hobby that two can live as
cheaply as One.-Puck.
Away with your bicycle 'built for two,"
Though of yore it had room a plenty;
But now, in this h~ustling day we view
A bicycle built for twenty.
Washington Star.
First Where is st. Peter To-
day? Second ~Shade-Sh! He's try
ing to make Il wheel out of a couple Of
halos. and they won't stay filled with
air.-Tuck.
A.lice-I heard something about you,
to-day. Maud-Yes: this new lining
they are using in dresses makes a
frightful noise. docsnt ~it?-YOnkers
Statesman.
Observation-Disclosures you knocked
speechlcsS when you collided with
that stone: Bioomer-NO; but my
wheel was knocked spokeless.-Norris-
town Herald.
Jablin-Jaggins called you a monkey.
How can you stand that? Dilbey-What
would you advise me TO do about it?
Jablin- Make him prove it, of course
Roxbury Gazette.
Miss Yam isn't at all musical"
How do YOU know" Il offered to
sing Oh, promise me- last night. and
she said she'd promise me anything if
I NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Chronicle.
Miss Keedick-What an awful talker
Mr.. Gilley is. and how little he says
when he speaks. Miss K~ittish-The
poor fellow is troubled with an impedi-
ment in his thOugllts.-New 1ork
World.
Kitson-A foolish New York artist
has Just married al Indian who posed
for several of her pictures. Thatcher
Well, | suppose she was looking for q
model Observation-Disclosures North
American.
'HoW did you dare tell father that
YOU have a prospect of a hundred thou
sand dollars a year, she asked.
why" he answered in righteous in
disnation. Il have if marry you.'-
Washington Star.
He-Your affection seems to have
cooled with the weather. She-That Is
the point exactly. You know that a
summer Irritation carried over into the
fall is liable to become chronic.-ln
dianapOlis Journal.
The frost doth now adorn each forest tree
With glorious robes Of gorgeous-tlhten
hues;
And a hero at the country school IS he
Who holds out longest ere he puts on
shoes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Frankstown (admiringly)-How
fresh YOU lock this morning, MISS
Homewood. Miss Homewood tWho de-
tests the young man)-lioW 1reSn YOU
talk this morning. Mr.. FrankstoWh.-
Pittsburg Chronicle.
Ruling passion: SympathiZer ito pros
trate bicyclist)-Any serious dahiase
from the accident? Fallen bicyclist
feebly)-I don't know yet. nave
boye-haven't looked at my Wheel
Gaints a~way).-Llfe.
If IS talk wasted for an Unmarried
woman 10 boast of her economy 10 an
unmarried man. y man never apprecl-
ates economy in IA woman untll alter
ho has married 4 woman VINO uoesn
practice it.-Atchison Globe.
..Ilow did you get in there, III the
first nloce:' asked the rescuers. VINO
had pulled Mr.. Kerrisan from tle
canal BE way nv the top, said MI.
Kerripan. However. ii was too late
to throw lin in reimbursement En-
quirer.
Winks-It must be fine to be abe TO
write things in shorthand, so mat no.
body can read what you have written
FINISHES. that's Sc. It's my secret.
Sometimes | can't read it myself, when
tho notes are six months old.-Somer-
vile Journal.
What would you say to a goou,
steady job of work. asked the Kiha
woman What would | say to a .loD
of work." repeated Perry Patettlc;
..missus. it would be impossible for
me to repeat to a lady what would
COW RI it."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Spooner-Charles. do you thihA
vol would ever marry again! Mr..
Spooner-What. after having lived with
YOU for ten years. Never! Mrs. Spoon
or saws she would give something hand