The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1896-08-05
Smoke the Spalding House cigar.

virginia SATURDAY morning With the
Temperance excursion and visited
with friends at Virginia and Eyeleth.
E. E. Barton, family and nurse have
arrived and departed for Burnside
where they will spend few weeks at
their summer cottage.
The large Society dining hall, used
last year as an annex to the EXPOSE
tion Building, has been repainted and
will hereafter be known as the
"Woman's Building"
1t doesn't matter much whether
sick headache, billiousness. indigest-
ion and constipation are caused by
neglect or by unavoidable circum-
stances: DeWitt's Little Early Risers
will speedily cure them all. For sale
by A. S. James.
If you have ever seen a little child
in the agony of summer complaint,
you can realize the danger of the
trouble and appreciate the value of
instantaneous relief always afforded
by DeWitt,s Collie & Cholera Cure
For dysentery and diarrhoea it is a
reliable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as a cure unless it
were cure. For sale by A. S. James.
Never mind hints about gall and
vanity; nobody will toot your horn if
you don't do it yourself. The world
likes pushing, aggressive, nOt-to-be-
downed sort Of man. Fight for the
front place as if it were yours by
right. Don't let the crowd elbow you.
elbow the crowd. Push past them,
whether they like it or not; the ones
who jostle and snarl at you on the
way will applaud you when you reach
the wished-for goal.
Theories of cure may be discussed
at length by physicians, but the suf-
ferers want quick relief; and One
Minute Cough Cnre will give it to
them. A safe cure for children. 1t
is 1.-THE only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results. For sale
by A. S. James.
:. She glided into the Office and quiet
ly approached the editors desk. II
have written a poem," she began.
"Wellr' exclaimed the editor, with a
look and tone intended to annihilate;
but she wouldn't annihilate worth a
cent and resumed: II have written a
poem on My Fathers Barn. and
"Oh,' interrupted the editor, with an
extraordinary suayity, you don't
knew how 1 am relieved. A poem
written on your fathers barn, eh? /
was afraid it was written on paper,
and that you wanted me to publish it.
If should ever happen to drive past
your fathers barn III stop and read
it,
Don't trifie away time when you
have cholera morbus or diarrhoea.
Fight them in the beginning with
DeWitt's Collie & Cholera Cure. You
don't have to wait for results, they
are instantaneous, and it leaves the
bowels in healthy condition. For
sale by A. S. James.
An exchange tells the following
story and vouches for its truthfulness:
Before the stewart takes up the col
lection" said the preacher the other
night: Il would like to make a few
remarks. There are over two hundred
persons in the house counting sinners
and saints crooked and straight big
and little, male and female. not in
Guiding crying babies. If each person
here thinks my sermon worth the
price of glass of beer, or nickle
cigar five red tenths of dime, let
them pay that amount. If each pays
a nickle it will make a total of ten
dollars this evening. This repeated
every week in the year, would pay my
salary. A sermon that isn't worth a
nickle isn't worth coming to hear,
and person that will beat the Lord,
the preacher, or the printer is goat
of the most odoriferous odor."
Time is the truest test. Survive it
and it is an absolute guarantee Of
sterling worth For 81 years the
Domestic sewing machine has stood
at the top. Careful buyers prefer the
Domestic. 1t is always up-to-date.
1t is always the best. See the adver-
tisement in another column.
Damon and Pythias.
These two historical nersOnages will