The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-09-25
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

A surgeon at Sahna has successfully re-
moved a tumor from the brain,
On October 2. Senator Luc1en Baker
talks to the people of yelling ton.
Jerry Simpson says in his speeches:
I'VE are not ladies and gentlemen; we are
just common people"
Andy Richards is securing Sumner coun-
ty for the Republican ticket, in company
with the Four-In-Hand Glee club.
One of the stock political sensations II
Kansas Is the rumor that the "G- A. 4.
is being used for political purposes.
The mayor of Conway Springs has
started in to arrest and prosecute people
who guy country folks who come into
the town to trade.
Chester Long Is covering a good deal OF
western Kansas this fall, but he ism
travelling all the trails with the persist
ency OF Elrick Cole.
Joe Gilmore of Fredonia. who has
large assortment of curious historical
secrets, says that Daniel Webster had a
son who was an idiot.
There is a Populist in Abilene who Is
betting that New York will go for Bryan,
end he has custom like man giving
stoves away on a. cold day.
MARK Hanna rs getting in his work. "
said a Populist on the Newton platform
the other day. See that car that just
went by. 1t was full of barrels"
Carl scherer OF Caldwell. has just re-
turned from Germany, and he says that
the people in that country receive Ameri-
can money at it's face value and under
stand that 1t IS to be redeemed If desired.
Ell. Cline Of the Conway Springs Star.
Is visiting in Indiana, and he says that the
county fairs back there are as thin ana
moor as the fairs in Kansas He thinks
that the fair business has just dwindled
out
There are times to jump ard times not
10. Harrison Kelly Il forgotten AMI Webb
McNall Is getting the big Pop audiences.
And Harrison went over long ago and Il
forgotten. McNaH is on the top wave
now.
Recently near Belle PLANE pair Of
pinchers became lost IN wheat-SLack.
They were taken up in a bundle AID
thrown into tho rhreshing machine II
took three days to repair the thresher
after the explosion
Garden City Herald: We devote the en-
tire inside OF the Herald this week 70 the
speech OF Jerry Simpson. delivered n
Garden City last week, not because the
Herald has turned Pop. or IL OF with the
silver craze, but for the reason that We
consider the speech the best campaign
document the Republicans can send out
It Is one mass OF contradictions and IN
conzds.enciss, and al that Is required Is
for q reasonable. intelligent man TO read
y to disgust him with the man and the
cause re represents. The speech needs
no comment: he makes a statement and
IN the very next heath contrsdscts = as
J. r. Burton said II was simpson against
Simpson" Sit down and read Il carefully
and inteIfigen,iy and SEE fer yourselves
,ust what foolish things Jerry Is sayfas
this year.
Dodge Giobe-Repubiican: Je-e Simpson
q lis speech, THURSDAY, sad whez The
Democrats had stolen The Pop platform
ard the candidates al Chicago. tbs Demo
Gratis ha. gotten a ,E<le ahead OF fhs
Popuiis,s. trs1t Was al But u reminded
I'm OF little story he heard az St Louis.
A da-key had q sick mule ard he consult
.. horse doctor for a remedy. and the
veterinary suggested that the dzrxey get
some powdered alum ard borzx aid Put
these powders n q tube sri pizos tie
tube n the rlulss mouth. and then blow
rhe neds-tne down i-so ne mules esopAa-
gus. The doctor rre< the cerk~y ere neSf
day and Inquired how the rre15clnz WORK
ea- Il Sunza rsss<s-" hs -rpihed de
mule he dors blows. foSt- 1t was al
in .he fsx1s.y." suggested Mr.. Snrsozs
and that - IRE way o< this D-Dorepo-
cratic platform and TIE cza1sSsie- TIE
Pops pzT. - powdered tDbe n TIE s-<
Democrats r1orstA- bat fhe sex Dcrnocrz;
re done bso<es D. Sass- ~Azc .Sere yor
are" TIE ns43slzzal proyer<ss~s. alaD
s-d bo-zx sr- well 1z5e<xss,ot. and &;
ses-rs tbst waszo- i zp7sysaz tSe remedy
20 The SICK PoOasst&-be - .rsrxtng's
them Of Democracy.