Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1896-09-16

Among the gems in Pittsburg's coll
lection is Mr.. Montanya and Mr.. Tus.
kafof.
| There are four base ball clubs claim
ing the championship of southern
! Kansas"
| There is man in Lawrence who
will not talk politics. He ia a shoe.
maker aud dumb.
| Everything is in furry at Atchison
over the Corn Carnival which is to be
held there September "a.
Burglars entered the home of the
Lindsborg News and stole $13 in hard
money. Whose money was it?
| The Atchison Patriot has taken an
other one of its spells, and no issu 9
has appeared for three weeks.
| A Butler county woman aimed the
Ratchet at the head of the chicken and
cut off the end of her thumb
A man from Missouri has been Sc
| lected to fill the chair of Latin and
Greek at the territorial normal.
Miss jolly of Scranton doesn't think
1T is altogether so; since she fell out of
! hammock and broke her arm.
An Atchison woman supports her
husband by baking pies That's about
the sweetest profession we know of.
There is considerable of a scandal
stirred up at Wellington where law
yer was seen with his type writer in
his arms.
A man who advestised himself as
''the brainless wonder attracted con.
siderable attention over in Horton the
other day.
Since it was reported that "Jack the
Hugger," was haunting Ottawa, a
large number of visiting girls have APP
peared in that town.
A Harvey county man made a mis-
take and went into the wrong room,
where the hired girl was located. At
least that is what he says.
If lack of dogs was all that kept
Dr. hansen from reaching the north
pole, what successful trip many
Kansas man could have had.
Speaking of beating swords into
pruning hooks, the bar-room of the
Columbia hotel at Delphos has been
turned into harness shop.
|
| iNoveline is the name of Wellington
young woman who measures calico in
one of the stores and wouldn't read
one for the price of new bonnet.
The Atchison street railway run job
lot trolley parties profta bly,. Anybody
may ride who has the price, and the
people of Atchison are great mixers.
An Atchison girl who wanted to be
dead certain that her guests would
come to the lawn party inclosed two
street car tickets with each invitation.
AtchisOn allows a man to run at
large who has the name of Bzodizza
Grahbla attached to him. Perhaps the
name alone is considered misfortune
enough.
Two Kansas City women fixed up a
bogus prescription for druggist and
while he was compromising it, robbed
the cash drawers of ito contents, and
made ther escape
Prof. Haworth of the Kansas univer-
sity asks for reports from people who,
! have tried sub-irrigat ton, and the first
man to respond ought to be Mr. Ground.
water of Chase county.
The record of events in official cir.
Giles should not omit the marriage OF
County Clerk Light of Logan county
to Miss Anna L Fll1e of the United
States Office set in Colby
When 24-year-old Peter Bilyne of
Cowley county sought bride, he
brushed aside all of the fluffy young
summer girls and mated up with Sc
date Miss Lizzie Perry, aged 80.
Riley county is kicking because Mr.
Coburn's census neglects to state that
thus far this year she has had eighty
seven marriages, while the same time
last year she had only fifty-six.
After remarking that you can't keep
Atchison down, Ed Howe relates that
an Atchison girl will be married this
fall to man whose mothers cousin
is the daughter-in-law of Prince Bo-
logna Spagetti, whose picture appears
in the last Century Napoleon series.
The young lady is to congratulated on
her good luck.
tramp called at house in Law
renee and asked for something to cat.
All he expected was cold hand out.
The lady of the house was kind heart.
ed and asked the tramp to take seat
on the porch, while she went in and
cooked supper for him The tramp
was so surprised that he tainted dead
away and fell from the chair. Law
renee tramps must be very sensitive
All the weary ways in this part of the
! country have constitutions strong
enough to stand anything but bath.
LeavenM orth county issued sixty.
eight marriage license last week and
! fOrtv-eiUht divorce emit ,x.oro cll