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Army Bullets For Game.

Something for sportsmen to consider
seriously, if they intend to get one of
the new 80 caliber army rifles, is the
great penetration of the bullets. One of
the bullets would kill man through
four foot spruce tree Or COW mile
and more away. No ordinary tree can
be depended on to stop one Of these bull
let's, and it might easily travel half a
mile through dense woods and hit a
man far out Of sight with deadly effect.
Field and Stream says that the next
legislatures Of our great game states
should pass a law prohibiting the use OF
a jacketed bullet because Of the danger
to human beings. Another argument it
offers in favor Of such law will have
great influence on the men who do not
wish to wound without killing the
game. "This class of bullets is useless
for large game unless soft pointed" it
says, "as it rarely kills instantly, but
allows the game to die from internal
hemorrhage and in terrible agony out
Of reach.
When such a rifle is used for big
game, bullet that mushrooms should
be employed The mushrooming bullet
will kill anything, as it goes clear
through an elk, moose or deer, and the
force of the impact would knock rum
ming grizzly down.
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stomach Frequently he doesn't even
know whether the thing he eats is going
to agree with him or not. The things that
please his palate most are often the worst
for him to eat. Even the simplest food is
likely to cause him misery and sleepless-
ness His first trouble was very slight
very simple--very easy to cure. He ate
something indigestible and it stuck some
place in his digestive system. He ate more
things and they stuck. Part of his diges-
ton stopped altogether-that is constipa-
ton.
Constipation is so common that more
than half the people in America are troub.
led with it. 1t is so serious that nine
tenths of the sickness of the world is
traceable directly to this common cause.
A mans health and strength depend upon
what he gets out of his food. This depends
on his digestion. Constipation stops diges.
ton. Anybody can see that. The COM
monest kind of common sense will tell
YOU that When digestion stops, nutrition
stops, and the whole body is thrown out
of order.
The way to start digestion is to remove
the obstruction. The way to do that is to
take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
are positive cure for constipation and
its attendant ills headaches, sour stom-
ach, hatulence, dizziness, biliousness and
"heartburn." They are very gentle in
their action. They simply assist nature.
They give no violent wrench to the system.
They cause no pain, nor gripping, nor dis
comfort of any kind.
You can get free sample of from 4 to 7
doses, by addressing Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, No. 663 Main Street,
Buffalo, N. Y.
If druggist tries to sell you some.
thing Just as good" transfer your
trade to another store He is sacrificing
your interests to his own pecuniary
advantage
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-23

PROPOSALS FOR SUBSISTENCE
STORES-Office Purchasing Commissary
of Subsistence, Denver, Colo, June 10,
1886 Sealed proposals, in duplicate, will
he received here until II o'clock a. m,
July 10, 1896, and opened in presence of
bidders, for furnishing the Subsistence
Department, U. s. Army, on or before
August /, 1896, as may be required, with
ZIG pounds pure Chill Colorado Pepper,
put up in half-pound tin cans, with nova
BILE tops, six pounds packed in box,
boxes strapped, delivered in Denver, Colo.
Preference given to article of domestic
production or manufacture, quality and
price being equal. Right is reserved to
reject any or all bids. Information furn-
ished on application. Envelopes contain
ing proposals should be marked "Pro-
posals for Subsistence Stores, July 10,
1885," and addressed W. l.. Alexander,
Capt G. s.
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His Wish.

The young man has slangful procliyi-
ties. The girl who occupied the seat in
front of him at the theater not only wore
big hat, but she persisted in being con-
versational.
Don't you think Bernhardt is lovely?"
she said 81 don't know Of anybody who
can flop around the stage the way she does
and not seem awkward, and don't care
if she is thin, she's real nice. Only don t
see why she doesn't play something funny
once in while. do detost those horrid
weepy things"
The young man behind her had been
lodging from side to side in his effort to
see the stage, and his face assumed an ex-
preston Of anguish as he heard the COM
ments, ceasing only to be renewed after a
pause of few seconds At last he sank
back into the seat and sighed
cts a great pity
"What is great pity?" asked the young
woman with him.
"Tho fact that hat can't be seen
through as easily as it can be talked
through. Washington Star.
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HE MIXED HIS CoNSoNANTS.
The Oxford Young Man and the Strange
Things He Said.


Things He Said.
A comical story is told of learned
young man at Oxford who had an odd
trick of mixing up his consonants when
he talked. He was bright, handsome and
genial and a great favorite among la
dies, but he was almost certain when he
was conversing with animation to become
nervous and to use one word in place OF
another.
One afternoon he was attending recep-
ton at house where he was frequent
visitor and where he was suspected of pay
ing more than ordinary attention to the
charming daughter of the hostess. The
drawing room was filled with people and
he employed himself In paying compli-
ments to one lady after another and IN
serving the guests with tea. The hostess
finally turned to him and asked him to
step into the adjoining parlor and see If
her daughter would like cup of tea.
The professor, unconscious of impend-
ing fate, crossed the room, approached the
young lady and smiling pleasantly tried
to say, "Will you have tea?"
At the critical moment he hesitated,
stammered and finally brought it out in
this form, ''Will you have me?"
The lady was taken by surprise, but was
not troubled in the use of cOnsonants. Her
answer was, YES" followed by "a deep
blush, and before the professor could cor
rect his mistake or regain his self posses
sion his partner for life had retreatcd in
confusion from the room to whisper the
news in her mothers ear
Dazed for moment by tho suddenness
oh b,l ND
for him. the professor easily reconciled
himself to the situation, since he had ad-
mired the beautiful and graceful girl for a
long time, but had lacked the courage to
tell her so.
With beaming smile on his face he
joined the mother and q group of ladies in
tho drawing room. The hostess, who alone
was aware of what had happened, glanced
| at him in mischievous way and said
archly and with an air of innocence:
"How bright and happy you are look
| ing, professor. Some great stroke of good
fortune must have befallen you, if may
| judge from your smiling face"
| The professor face was indeed lighted
up with fine glow of enthusiasm. He
hesitated before replying and his color
| deepened as he became aware that there
were several persons standing near who
could not fail to hoar what was said.
| WELL ought to look happy" he final
| ly exclaimed with great effort, ''for
am going before long to be-
Here he had an attack of nervousness
and stammered badly. What he was try
ing to say was that he was about to be
married, but his consonants were mixed
at the critical moment, and what he said
to the establishment of the company, was
For am going beforo long to be-tt
be buried Congratulate me, ladies" -
| Youths COMPANION
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If it required an annual outlay of 800
to insure family against any serious
consequences from an attack of bowel
complaint during the year there are many
who would feel it their duty to pay it;
that they could not afford to risk their
lives and those of their family for such
an amount. Anyone can get this insur-
ance for rs cents, that being the price of
bottle of Chamberlain Oolic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. In almost every
neighborhood some one has died from an
attack of bowel complaint before medi-
cine could be procured or a physician
summoned. One or two doses Of this
remedy will cure any ordinary case. II
never fails. Can you afford to take the
risk for 80 small an amountf For sale
at Ireland's Pharmacy.
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sUNBEAMs.

An Arizona editor wrote to CONNER
cial firm in the east, that did business in
his section, soliciting an advertisement
to which the latter replied by asking:
"Where does your paper go?" With
much promptness the Arizona man an
answered: "To North and South America,
Asia, Africa, and it's all can do to keep
it from going to hell"
Round, Rosy Faces,
Laughing eyes, frames full of vigor and
elasticity, are blessings attainable by the
oadaverous, the haggard and the dyspep-
tic who try that wisest of experiments
an experiment whose happy outcome is
certified to by myriads-viz., a course of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters promptly
begun and steadily pursued. There is no
tonic comparable to it in efficacy, none
more agreeable and speedily beneficial
The nervous and dyspeptic, sufferers
from malaria, rheumatism, constipation,
biliousness ana kidney troubles are
rapidly aided by the Bitters, and it is one
of the best means of counteracting the
effects of excessive bodily or mental
fatigue, and exposure in wet or inclement
weather. Persons of sedentary habits
fine it a most useful vivifier and recup.
orator of exhausted energy. Use it in
order to sleep we'll, eat heartily and digest
thoroughly. Physicians everywhere speak
in high terms of it.
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REVIVAL OF ROMANCE.

Too long, too long we keep the level plain,
The titled, tame fields, the bending orchard
Dough.
The byre, the barn, the thrashing floor, the
pillow
Too long have been our theme and our re-
f-ain.
Enough, my brothers, of this Doric strain.
Lift up your spirits and record a vow
To gather laurel from the mountains brow
And bring the era of rich verse again.
Ye painters, paint great Nature at her height
Seas, forests, cliffs upreared in liquid air,
And touch with glamour all things rough
and crude.
And We who fiction weave for our delight,
Give us brave men and women good as fair
And shame our hollow Sadducean mood.
Edith M. Thomas in Century.
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Notice for Publication.
Small holding claim, 1856.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, n, NJ, June 16, 1896.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, June 16, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow.
ing named claimant has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in sup
port of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the register or receiver,
at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July 81, 1896, viz
Anthony Fourchegu, of Santa Fe, N. M,
for tract in sections is, 81 and %, tip. II
n, r.9e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual, continuous adverse pos
session of the trast for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township,
viz:
Jose Antonio Romero, Jacinto Gale
Cos, Antonio Armijo, Eleuterio Barela,
all of Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
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A Damper to Small Talk.

Some years ago New York woman
happened to meet at a reception the
eminent divine who later became prom
inent for having given its nickname to
the Little. Church Around the Corner.
The decorations were pretty, and she
remarked conversationally, "How beau
tiful the flowers are!"
"Flowers' calculated the reverend
gentleman. Incidents in the plan Of
nature, made to be trodden undertook
The lady relapsed into silence. New
York journal,
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Cool to the End.

Langly-You may think old Bates hasn t
much nerve but during the battle of Get
tysburg, when shot and shell were killing
men off by the hundreds they say he was
the coolest man in the army.
Seacrost--It seems almost incredible.
Langly-Yes, but it's fact. He was
hiding in al icehouse three miles away
New York World.
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He Said oDrei,o

cit amt any trouble to get along in
Europe, whether you know the language
or not, said the man who had been on u
personally conducted" "Take Germany,
for instance. One day wanted a drink
and went into one of the gardens and
said to the waiter: Look here, old man
Pm dry. DO you understands DryH And
tho next minute he came back with three
beers. "--Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-23

Mothers will find Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy especially valuable for Group and
whooping cough. 1t will give prompt
relief and is safe and pleasant. We have
sold it for several years and it has never
failed to give the most perfect satisfac-
tion.-G. W. Richardson, Duquesne, Pa.
Sold at Ireland's Pharmacy.
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Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier resid-
ing at Monroe, Mich, was severely af-
ficted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. He says: cat times
my back would ache so badly that Icould
hardly raise up. If had not gotten re-
lief l would not be here to write these few
lines. Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
me great deal of good and I feel very
thankful for it," For sale at Ire]and's
Pharmacy,
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We are anxious to do little good in
this world and can think of no pleasanter
or better way to do it than by recon-
mending One Minute Cough Cure as
preventive of pneumonia, consumption
and other serious lung troubles that fol-
low neglected colds. Newton's drug store.
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Eli Hill, Lumber City, Pa, writes: II
have been suffering from piles for twenty.
five years an thought my case incurable.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve was recon-
mended to me as pile cure, 80 bought
a box and it performed permanent cure.'
This is only one of thousands Of similar
cases. Eczema, sores and skin diseases
yield quickly when it is used. Newton'e
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-06-23

There are two reasonable things which
everybody should do, take good care of
ones health; and if lost, regain it quickly;
and to this everybody will agree. And
there are great multitude of people who
are agreed that for both purposes Sim
mons Liver Regulator is the best helper.
II am troubled with torpid liver an
nothing gives relief SO quick like Sim
mons Liver Regulator. Pr. R. Strange,
Lake City, Fla.
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Notice for Publication.
Desert land, final proof.
UNITED STATES LAND OFF,

Notice is hereby given that Q. Leon
Allison, of Santa Fe. N. NJ, has filed
notice of intention to make proof on his
desert-land claim No. $40, for the SO a Of
NV d, and lot 8, section 3, tip l6 n, 8 Q,
before the register or receiver, at Santa
Fe. N. NJ, on Saturday, the 18th day of
July, 1896.
He names the following witnesses to
prove the complete irrigation and re-
clamation of said land:
Matthias J. Maggie, Nievos Romero, JEFF
ferson Hill, Diego Gonzales, of Santa Fe,
N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
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Affects Values.

You have some very valuable property,
believer" said the tall man carelessly.
The little man looked at him sharply.
"That depends" he said.
depends Oh what?'
con whether you want to buy II or as
sess it. "-Chicago Post.
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The Glorious Fourth.

Low rates via the great Santa Fe route
between all points in Colorado and New
Mexico for the celebration of the Glori.
Gus Fourth. Tickets on sale July and
4, good for return passage July 8. 1896.
h. 8. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
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It would be hard to convin 20 man
suffering from bilious collie that his agony
is due to a microbe with an unpronounc-
able name. DeWitt's Collie and Cholera
Cure will convince him of it's power to
afford instant relief. 1t kills pain. New
| toms drug store.
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Persons who have coughing spell
every night, on account of tickling SEN
sation in the throat, may overcome 1t at
once by dose of One Minute Cough Cure.
Newton's drug store.
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When We consider that the intestines
are about Ave times as long as the body,
We can realize the intense suffering ex-
perienced when they become infamed.
DeWitt's Colo and Cholera Cure subdues
Inflammation at once and completely re-
moves the difficulty. Newton's drug store.
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Notice for Publication.
[Small Holding Claim No. 1876.


[Small Holding Claim No. 1876.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June 8, 1896. }
Notice is hereby given that the follow
inc named claimant has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof 10 sup
port Of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the register or receiver,
at Santa Fe N. NJ, on July 10, 1896, viz:
Jose A. R,bera, of Pojoaque, N. NJ, for
lot in sections 4 and s, tip. Is n, r.9 O.,
and lot in sections 20, 20 and 80, tip. II
n, Sc.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his actual continuous, adverse pos
session of said tracts for twenty years next
preceding the survey Of the township, viz:
Jose Antonio Romero, Jose Jacinto Gall
oisco Ortiz y Tafoya, of Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMEs H. WALxER,
Register
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"Shall we go to the seashore or to the
mountains this year, Henry?" "Whichever
you please, dear" Chow good you are,
Henry! Doesn't it make any difference to
your" Not the least. AS am dead broke
you can have your choice"
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Bingo; 81 should like to 60 to church
with you this morning, but haven't read
the politics in the papers yet" Mrs. Bingo:
"You don't expect me to 60 unless have
some intelligent appreciation of the SER
mon"
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He said: I'll loveyo more tomorrow.
She hung her head in wounded sorrow.
Tomorrow Is sweetheart, take cheer
The longest day in all the year.
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One of Those Delightful Moments.

He (bitterly)-So you think my life
doesn't amount to much?
His Fiancee (sarcastically)-Oh, no! I
think 1t amounts to great deal, now that
know you have it insured for $50, O00.-
Brooklyn Life
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Pure blood means good health. De-
Wits Sarsaparilla purifies the blood,
cures eruptions, eczema, scrofula and all
diseases arising from impure blood
Newtons drug store.
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Fielding did they throw any safe
guards about the umpirep
Batten-No, but the spectators threw
about everything else.-Yonkers States
man.
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A Transient.

Jones-Mr. Outwest, may l ask your
opinion of the marriage state?
Outwest-Waal, l don't know as I've
formed one Ye see, never located in it,
I've just kind O. passed through few
times. Truth
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TIME main that SOME.

NE pam tEd' oohic
times strikes a man
at the most inoppor-
tune moment is due
to indigestion. It
may come in the
midst of a dinner
> and make the feast
a mockery. 1t is a
reminder that he
may not eat what
he chooses, nor
when he chooses.
He is a slave to the
weakness of his
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Are You Going to Colorado

Then take tho "Santa Fe Route" Is
hours to Denver, II hours to Colorado
Springs, Is hours to Pueblo. The only
standard gauge line between Santa Fe
and the above named points. For par
ticuars, consult timetables or call on
any agent of the Santa Fe Route.
H. S. LUTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.,
Chicago, Ill.
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May be at liberty to quote You as in.
dorsing the sentiment that the voice OF
the people Ia the voice of Godf" asked
the interviewer. II would not like to COM
NIT myself to that sentiment until after
the conventions" answered the candidate,
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"If you don't pay my BILL" said Mr..
Chawkley the milkmsn to Mr.. Chambers
"I'll stop supplying you with milk"
II don't care" replied Chambers. "There
are udders."
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mean man resides in Tiffin, Ohio.
He makes fun of his wife's proclivity
toward house plants, and often grumbles
over the extra expense and care of keep
ing them from freezing over winter.
The other day he surprised her by pre-
senting her with what he calls n Chinese
cactus. 1t was really dead rat, which
the mean man had planted, head down
ward in flower pot, the tail of the rat
alone appearing above the ground, and
was carefully trained to wooden support.
The mans wife was delighted with the
rare plant. She placed it in favored
place in the sun and very carefully water
ed it and watched it. But nary bud ap-
peared. The announcement happened
when she undertook to transplant the
cactus to larger flower pot
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"You're having high old time, aren't
your" sneered the hedge.
"That's all right" said the grass, you
notice I'm not asking for any mower!'
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awake up, Jacob, day is breaking" 30
said DeWitt's Little Early Risers to the
man who had taken them to arouse his
sluggish liver. Newton's drug store.
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She--How can tell which 10 my bath.
housef
Attendant lust remember that IL 10
number 186439864.