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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25
Badness Accounted For.

"What makes your whiskers thicker
on the right side of your face?" asked
Gilholy of Hostetter McGinnis.
''Oh, that comes from always sleep
ing on the left side of the face; that
rubs away the hair"
IF that's the rule, I suppose these
bald-haaded men must sleep while
standing on their heads."-TexasS Sitter
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25

Mack-Is it true that Bullion'sdaugh-
ter eloped with his coachman?
Wyld-Yes.
Mack-I suppose Bullion is furious.
Wyld-I should say So He says he can
never get another coachman that will
suit him as velI.-Brooklyn Life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25

Mr.. Crimsonbeak-What kind of a
dress do you call that red affair Mrs
Styles has on, to-day2
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-That's calling
gown.
well. goodness knows, it looks loud
enough to call."-Yonkers Statesman.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25
TRAMPS IN THE WEST.
Their Number Is Increasing from
Year to Year.

How the Modern Ishmaelites Spend
Their Summer Vacation-Used for
Political Purposes In Spring and Au-
tumn-What Makes vagabOnds-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25
Favorable Progres,.

''Have you heard from your daugh-
ter since she started on her wedding
tour? Is she happy?'
Very much so. Only think. in Ven
ice she commenced to have her own way
IN everything, and ever since they left
Rome she has carried the purse."-
Tit-Bits
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25
The Mind Cure.

Yes, DIR. Dobbs saved my husbands
life when he had typhoid fever"
"How did he do it?''
Ran lawn mower pand down ont
side the window and threw him into q
profuse perspiration-"- Chicago Rec
ord.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25

'Yoh's allus tellin' bout whut yoh is
gwineter do," said Erastus Pinkley.
''I's gotter right ter" replied Mr..
Juniper.
proverb."
''Whut one?"
"Doan' count yoh chickens befoh
1ey's catched." ed."-Washington tSar. @
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25

Herr Old Clerk spends his Sundays
walking past the Office windows. The
thought that he is not slaving at his
desk affords him inexpressible pleas
ure.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-07-25

The ten-cent piece weighs Ais
grains
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
STAND I.jjPI TOR ARIZONA.
PaENEa. APRIL so. 1896.

Mr., MCKINLEY is known to be a man
of spoItless personal and poiltlcal N
tegrity and he is looked upon by tine
people as the great champion of the
high protective tariff to which they
are so anxious ito return. They have
had enough of so-ealled tariff reform
under the Wilson bill and desire ITO re-
turn ito the Mckinley measure and
have him in THE executive chair to ne
force it's provisions. He lis both the
ideal and Logical candidate of his party
and when THE struggle is over he Will
be found Ito be not only the favorIte
SON of his own state, but the fayorite
son of large majority of the people
Of the whole American Union.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Tho onnnino of tho GREAT sale at the
A1tiro oomnanv's ,stora Saturday morn
mo hriobt and carly will mn, doubt
drsw crowd The success of their
fornor snec;aI sales r,as brought about
~; erroat o,onora1 saln and eyervthing
-, ,7ho e,tora vii no nnt nm AT less tThan
rm ',,,T 81 at,,,o.-, oost Pad over a few
ap 49, forlowino nrices and he con-
Uinood that the sale means
business F,ieured and striped
din,itias --latest designs and col
orino liz cants. checked ginehams
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
SHORT GLEANiNGS.

"RAFFLE for dimon pin" is the top
line on sign back of the bar attached
to popular New York cafe.
THE Portland (Me.) Street Railway
company has been given permission by
the aldermen to use electricity.
IT is said that moths will not attack
green fabrics. Arsenic is used in dye
ing green, and the moths are wise
enough to shun that deadly drug.
RICHARD BURTON, the Hartford poet,
says that dogs like Wagner's music.
Of course this is vile insinuation that
dogs do not know what is good for
them.
AUNT NANCY GARRISON, colored
woman, aged sixty, of Holly Springs,
Miss, has head of hair which extends
twenty feet when down to its full
length.
AN international congress for the
protection of infancy will be held at
Bordeaux next August. Besides the
moral, legal and physical sides of the
subject, it will discuss the decline of
parental authority and its delegation
into other hands.
PIANIsTs in Munich must close their
windows while they are performing Ii
they neglect to do SO, a policeman, or
neighbor, or a pedestrian steps in and
warns them.
LoNaFELLow's ballad of Carmil-
liam SET to music by a young Scotch
composer, Mr.. Archibald D. Arnott, was
recently sung for the first time by the
London Choral union.
1.-THE Last Rose of Summer" one of
PATHS favorite songs, was the work OF
Thomas Moore. The melody is very
ancient Irish tune, formerly known as
1.-The Groves of Barney" This tune
has been found in collections of Irish
music at least two hundred years old.
AN English Folk Lore" symphony,
by DR.. Creser, organist of the chapel
royal, was recently produced at Brad
ford. The themes are all taken from
early folk tunes; that of the introduc-
ton is Zoe from My Window" found
in Queen Elizabeth's Virginia. book, and
sung, according to tradition, by Ophelia
=, ssIVe-r.l~A -
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
SCIENCE OF ALL KINDS.

PROF. PICKERING reports the discovery
of forty small lakes in Mars.
AT distance of seven miles above
the earth no human being can breathe.
IT is said that simultaneous injec-
tons of salt have been found useful in
the treatment of some forms of insanity.
THE use of brick dust mortar as
substitute for hydraulic cement, where
the latter cannot be obtained, is now
recommended.
WHEN ray of sunlight fails through
an aperture into darKened room, it is
rendered visible as far as it extends.
What we actually see, however, is not
the ray of light, but the particles Of
floating dust rendered visible by it.
DIR. OTTo NoRDENsKIoLD, son of
Baron Nordenskiold, is to lead the
Swedish antarctic expedition now be-
ing organized in Stockholm. DR.. Axel
Ohlin, of the university of Lund, and
a member of the expedition of last year,
will also be member of the expedi-
ton, which will start from Stockholm
in July.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
With 4 HIGH HAND
Continued From First Page.)

E. b. Gage, Thomas Roach, Geo. w.
Vickers, J. C. Martin, A. c. Gilmore,
C. H. Akers, F. E. Andrews, F. d.
Myers, w. S. Marks, 7. w, Johnston,
w. Wicker.
Proxies, Sloan, Gage and johnson by
Vickers, Wicker and Roach by Head,
Arnold and Martin by Alxers, Gilmore
by r. C. Morrison, Garter by ]. E.
Morrison.
Yuma-William Minnlnack, Ben C.
Heyl, Isaac Levy.
Maricopa-John Y. T. Smith, c. F.
Ainsworth, T. W. Hine, Thos. Arm
strong, Jr., Henry Fowler, Henry b.
Kemp, c. J. Dyer, F. H. Parker, James
D. Monihon, William Freeze, J. L..
CANT, j. A Marshall, James Creigh-
tom, Perry Wildman, W. S. Johnston,
]. E. Price, J. T. Priest, e. w. Wilbur,
w. M. Brown, j. C. Evans, C. T. Hirst,
George ID. Christy, J. D. Crabb, James
Mcmillan, R. L. Rogers, R. A. Brown,
A. j. Doran
Proxies, Creighton by IIine, Brown
by Hine.
Pima-Thonas F.. Wilson, C. C.
Sutter, C. o. Isgood, j. H. Meyers,
Charles Connell, J. J. Blinkhorn,
Thomas Hughes, C. R. Hale, Charles
R. Drake, Herbert Brown, L. B. ChE-
SON, William Reid, H. X. Chenoweth.
Yavapai-Ed w. Wells, J. M. W.
Moore, A. o. Brodie, Fred G. Brecht,
Joseph Dougherty, Samuel Hill, Frank
Biffer, Doane Merrill, A. E. Josce,yn,
John S. Jones, L. G. English, l. T.
Stoddard, S. E. Bright, E. M. Sanford
J. E. Wagner, George Merwin, Geo.
E. Brown, Barney H. Smith, John S.
Ross, J. H. Lee, P. A. Williams, Will
liam H. Smith.
Proxies, Brecht, Biffer, Jones, Eng
lish, Brown, B. Smith and w. H
Smith by Stoidard; Williams by San
ford.
The report of the committee was
adopted unanimously and for a space
sweet peace seemed to float on wings
seraphic above the assemblage. II
was the first and the last agreement
for hours.
Then Back OF Pima moved ito ad-
! journ till 10 Thursday, and a voting
farce of the larges. dim ensions ensued
The full strength of 112 votes was cas-
/ in the negative.
There was a crossfre of trouble
about his time, but the chairman KEEP
his balance, while Head of Yavapa
made sarcastic remarks about the vic
torious opposition and AinsWorth o.
Maricopa pressed for temporary or
ganization.
Several adjournment motions beins
ignored, F. M. Zuck of Navajo wa:
chosen temporary chairman, O. D. M
Gaddis declining as a minority candi
date. The new chairman, escorted
to the chair, expressed his appreciation
and then Frank Dysart of Graham wa
elected seer etary, Hulings of Maricop:
was also nominated, but declined, in
timating that he knew enough to keel
/, in out of the wet.
1t was case of fight from that OF
and the chairman, who seemed rathe
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
NONE BUT AYERS AT THE
WORLDS FAIR.

Ayers Sarsaparilla enjoys the ex-
traordinary distinction of having been
the only blood purifier allowed an ex-
hibit at the Worlds Fair, Chicago.
Manufacturers of other sarsaparillas
sought by every means to obtain a
showing Of their goods, but they were
all turned away under the application
of the rule forbidding the entry of
patent medicines and nsstrums. The
decision of the Worlds Fair authori-
ties in favor of Ayers Sarsaparilla was
in effect as follows: ayers Sarsapa-
rilla is not a patent medicine It does
not belong to the list of nostrums. 1t
is here on it's merits"
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

impractical on points of parliamentary
law, had a hard time of vt. He never
had Less than three motions at time
before him and sometimes the motion
as offered would be put before the
amendment.
The confusion was largely on ac-
count of the arbitrary and obscure rul-
ings of the chair and Long was the
confusion sustained. FINALLY the fol-
lowing named were appointed "a com
mi ttee on permanent organization and
order of business: Funston OF Coco
nino, Smith of Maricopa and Downs
of Graham. There was more horse
play over the assertion of "a delegate
that Smith as a Maricopa man was
only half man.
After tedious discussion, the fo.-
lowing were appointed as the commit
tee on platform and resolutions:
A. F. Potter, NJ A Morgan, K. b.
Burns, W. NJ GriffitIhs, H. L. Smith, 0.
D. NJ Gaddis, Will C. Barnes, M. R.
Moore, W. c. Mimmack, T. w. Hine,
J. M. Ford, E. w. Wells, R. C. Powers,
John H. Myers, Allan T. Bird.
Then adjournment was till 8, the
chairman refusing TO put an amend
ment offered that fixed the recess till
10 the next morning.
The meeting being called TO order
at 8 o'clock Wade Rulings announced
that on behalf of the Young Mems
Republican club of Phoenix he wished
to extend greetings to the convention
and ito assure THE hearty cooperation
of the club in the deliberations of the
convention.
The report of the committee on per-
manent organization and order of bus
mess was called for and in substance
was as follows: First, permanent Or
ganization; second, consideration of
the report of the committee on plat
form and resolutions; third, election of
six delegates to st. Louis in following
manner, viz: After all candidates
have been placed in nomination the
chairman of each delegation shall an
nounce the vote of the county for six
Of the names placed in nomination
The persons receiving the highest
number of votes and majority vote
of the convention shall be elected del
egate. Fourth, election of six alter
mates i'm like manner; fifth, the cleo
ton of a territorial centra, committee
> at this time is inexpedient; sixth, deem
1T inexpedient for the convention tt
make any nominations ait this time fol
"a territorial delegate to congress; anC
recommend that the central committee
issue a call for purpose later. Sub
mitted, C. M. Funston, F. w. Downs
]. Y. T. Smith
The report of the committee on resso
buttons and platform was called for
but the chairman of the COMMITTEES
stated that the platform was not com
pletely drawn up and moved that {
. half hour recess be taken for that pur
pose The motion was amended tina
adjournment be taken until 10 o'clocl
this morning, which was put to vot
and division called for both motion
and amendment being lost
, Here followed several lively tilts be
tween the opposin delegations with
out any assumptions of business. TIL
motios to adjourn was again put anv
: resulted in vote of IS ito resume tn
> order of business and " for adjourn
y ment, which was done amid grea
> cheering by THE friends of THE motion
The convention will reassemble at
O'Clock today, the hour to which it ad
!, journed, and complete its labors.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Saturday morning when the doors of
the Alkire company's store are thrown
open you are invited to step In and
find out something about the great
special sale which commences on that
date. The entire stock which includes
everything in the line of dry goods,
clothing, furnishings, hats, caps,
shoes. Oxford ties, etc., will be sold re-
gardless of cost. Get in early and
avoid the rush.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
A Rare Event.

Silver weddings are not uncommon,
but silver betrothal falls to the lot of
few. A case of that kind is reported
from Berlin. The engaged couple first
pledged thctr troth in December, 1869.
The young lady's aunt, however,
threatened to "cut her off with shil-
ling" if she dared to get married. Con-
sequently, the loving couple had to
forego their most ardent wish, viz: the
prospect of a speedy marriage. Still,
they remained true to their pledge dur
ing this interminable courtship. Not
long ago the obdurate aunt departed
this life, but by desire of the intended
husband the wedding was postponed to
enable the couple to celebrate the
twenty-fifth anniversary of their be-
trothal.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

mode of living with so many in this
busy age. The signs of depraved
blood being neglected, every organ,
and especially the heart, becomes in
juriously affected. There are only two
courses to adopt; first, avoid the style
of living which vitiates the circulation;
secondly, when symptoms of blood inn
purity show themselves, begin without
delay, a course of Ayers Sarsaparilla,
the only blood purifier that can be re-
lied upon to cleanse and invigorate the
system; the only one adjudged worthy
of exhibition at THE Chicago Worlds
Fair. -e-==s-- -----=-----.-
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Sir Robert Ball says the sun is
shrinking nine inches daily. Before
the summer is Through no doubt many
people will be glad ito know that it rs
shrinking nine miles a day instead OF
nine inches.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

During times of peace the world has
8.70O, 900 soldiers On duty and 1t costs
$500, 900 day ito pay for their cloth
ing, food and equipments.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The way the Alabama Democrats
went for free silver would indicate
that Hon. Hoke Smith does not carry
the Democratic sentiment of that state
AROUND in his inside pocket.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

A Philadelphia paper says they don't
even know nov to spell McKinley's
name up in Maine. They will be given
a. good opportunity to learn how at
the November election.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Italy has a right ito crow in one re
spect. She exports 4SO,OOO,OOO dozen
of eggs annually.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

There will ibe "a number of nomi-
mating speeches at st. Louis, but the
man who moves to suspend the rules
and nominate Mckinley will have the
largest following.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The average man and woman con-
sumes twenty mime pounds of sugar a
year. And yet some of them are as
sorlr as vinegar.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The aldermen in Chicago are sup
posed to earn three dollars a day, but
no one knows how much they get.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

A Washington paper says there is
good deal in President Cleveland.
This may be true, but no one has
shuffled the cards right yet to show it.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The best evidence that Mckinley is
the strongest man in the country is
the fact that the Democratic papers
are fighting him harder than anyone
also
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

A Chicago woman is teaching people
how to paint interiors. Chicago PEG
pie generally already know how to 90
it with red liquor.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

II the men who are to handle Baron
Hirsch's millions put them to as good
a use as he did, they will do mere
than the world expects.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
SACKS WANTED.

BOYS, Kids we want empty gunny sacks,
potato, grain, coal or anv kind of empty sacks
that will hold charcoal Or coke. Fetch 'em
around boys and earn few pennies to go to
the next circus with.
PHOENIX WOOD AND COAL CO.
Back of Court House on Je ferson st. d End Ave.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Crash goes the tree before the blast!
It had wifhstood the storms of many
years, and was supposed to be good
for many more; but dry-rot had eaten
out its core, and little was left save
the bark. So men in their prime
often suddenly drop the burdens of
life, and friends are plunged into grief.
What was the mysterious cause? 1t
is easy to say heart failure: but how
much was due to the condition of the
blood, the doctors seldom declare. I'm
pure blood cannot but result from the
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

There is an Ohio legislator wis
turns a deaf ear ito would-be brides
He is deaf himself.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Some of these days the Venezuelan
commission Will wake UP like Rip Van
Wrinkle and mot know how long it has
been asleep.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Parks Sure Cure cures nervous
troubles by purifying the blood and
removing the poisonous uric acid from
the kidneys. Many women who are
run down and worn out need just such
a medicine. Sold by C. Eschman &
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The mantle of tine plumed knight OF
Maine seems to have fallen upon the
Ohio man instead Of one from his own
state. =, tti-llIai ElzlkE
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

There will be Gil delegates in the St.
Louis convention, 456 being necessary
to nominate.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The Cubans have given Spain TO I'M
derstand that Cuba must either be a
republic or a cemetery.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

One of the most unanimous Incl
DENTS of the campaign is the unani-
nous way in which Missouri did not
endorse Grover Cleveland.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

If the other candidates do not hurry
I'D and secure more delegates there
won't be sufficient opposition at ST..
Louis to make it Interesting.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The latest advices from Buluwayt
are that he is still there.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

THE RECORD of remarkable cures
effected enables US to say that Hoods
Sarsaparilla is the only true blood
purifier prominently in the public eye
today.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

AS the name indicates, Halls Vege-
table Sicilian Hair Remover is a re-
newer of the hair, including Its growth,
health, youthful color, and beauty. 1t
will please you.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

The 25 cent dinners at the Boston
Cafe catches them all.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30
ROBERT A. NEVIN.

Kirmoyle settled. Write for some
thing to your advantage. Anyone
knowing of his death will please write
to Geo. w. Forman, attorney, Denver,
Colo
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

HOODS PILLS are the best famil,
cathartic and liver medicine. Harm
less, reliable, sure.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

Strangers in the city will find the
Boston Cafe the best.
Arizona republican., 1896-04-30

wIrH ! MISSION AND WITHOUT A
MUZZLE-FCS THE FRED COINAGE
rs sysyF.s ~ A RATIO OF is TO L.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1896-09-09

All over the land there are boys be-
tween the ages of fourteen and eight
cen who hope to win admission to the
Annapolis Academy, but these boys
should realize that life there is net
continual round of pleasure. 1t means
four long years of hard work, with
study, study, study a continual diet.
New appointees are admitted in Sep
tember. 1t is difficult matter to
gain admission to the academy and
harder thing to stay there. The young
man who fails to maintain the high
standard set is dropped with alarming
suddenness.
Briefly stated, life at Annapolis
means eight hours of sleep, five and
half hours OF study, three hours of
recitations, two hours for drills and
four hours for recreation, leaving one
hour and half for meals. Practically
there are ten hours and half of work
each day except Saturday, which is o
half holiday. In the four hours of
recreation the cadet is not his own
master by any means. He can only
enjoy certain forms OF amusement
within certain limits, and is under
system OF strict surveillance all the
time.
Reveille arouses the cadet at
O'Clock every morning in the year. He
can take his time dressing if he de.
sires, as the roll cali does not take
place until G. As. Then he marches to
breakfast, and at 1855 the studies of
the day begin. There is a recess from
10. 10 to 1920 o'clock and another at
1896 for dinner. The afternoon
studies begin at 1.50 and last until
800. At 400 there is drill or exer-
else which lasts until $50.
These drills are pretty to look at,
but are not much fun for the cadets.
They include the general branches OF
seamanship, gunnery, infantry drill,
naval tactics, small arms, signaling,
navigation, surveying and ply steal ex
ercises, including boxing, swimming,
rowing, fencing and dancing.
The schoolroom work is arduous.
In the first year the cadet studies
algebra, geometry, English, history,
rhetoric and French; second year,
trigonometry, descriptive geometry,
analytical geometry, English, history,
the Constitution, elementary physics.
chemistry, French, and mechanical
drawing; third year, marine engines
and boilers, sound, light and heat.
electricity, magnetism, calculus, me
chanics and international law; and
fourth year, seamanship, naval con
structiou, naval tactics ordnance
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1896-09-09

age tanks or bins for grain in place of
the old wooden structures not only
does away with the danger from fire,
but it is claimed that it preserves the
grain for an indefinite period of time
and also makes impossible the presence
of weevils or other vermin so destruc-
tive to grain storage. There being no
inhammable material used in the con-
structiou of these steel tanks there is
no need for insurance and mill men
claim that within six or seven yeurs
the saving on insurance alone will
more than pay for the first cost of
construction. Two of these steel
storage tanks are now in operation at
Toledo, Ohio, where they have proved
even greater success than was antici.
pated.
With the air.tight steel tank taking
the place of the old.fashioned elcva.
tor, comes the new method of hand
ling the grain. The steel bins are
connected with tho mill by immense
steel tubes and air pressure moves
the grain, as it IS needed, from the
storage tank to the mill. Tho system
could not lie put in operation with the
old style elevator, but the tubes are
now in practical operation Mt Con.
nersville, Ind.
The machinery used in this pneu.
matte system is extremely simple in
construction and requires very little
power to operate it. By system of
air currents, the grain is taken from
the storage tanks on current OF mir
exactly as chip of wood is carried by
a stream of water. The dir current is
changed by manipulating two valves,
one causing the blast, the other sue
ton. A valve in the tank is opened
allowing the grain to enter the Pipe
or tube. When that valve is closed
another at the end of the tube within
the mill is opened and the grain falls
into receiver.
Exactly the reverse operation is
gone through in putting tho grain into
the air tight storage tanks. Ii is first
taken into the mill, then put in the re.
ceiving bins and by pneumatic pres :
sure forced through the tubes into
the tanks. The introduction OF dir
tight storage tanks and the pneumatic
system OF transferring the grain, prac.
tically revolutionizes the manner Of
storage and milling, and ere long will
probably be introduced into the big
grain depots throughout the country.