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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
PLEASURES.
Remarks In Behalf q tho Old Origina1
Mode OF Travel.

Remarks In Behalf o6 tho Old Origina1
Mode OF Travel.
It is to be hoped that the good old
custom Of pedestrianism will not fall
into disuse. The bicycle rider has, per-
haps, gained more than he has lost, but
he has lost something, and that by no
means unimportant. 1t is q great eco
nomic gain to minimize time and dis
lance to SO considerable an extent. The
enjoyment in this way Of the air and
exercise and the poetry and exhil aration
Of easy and rapid motion is delightful,
but this sensnous satisfaction is likely
TO be obtained at the expense OF mental
stimulus. The bicycle rider cannot tarry
to study the tint or texture of the flow
ers or breathe their fragrance. He can
not listen to the songs of birds or the
music of the brooks His course is over
the worlds conventional tracks, and,
though nature speaks in countless
tongues, he hardly catches SO much as
the echo Of any Of them. The woodlands
and the byways, where Turk the choicest
manifestations of beauty, he cannot
visit. On his nightly runs he sees only
the shining road before him rejecting
the light of the moon and stars, but he
cannot lift his eyes to the milky way or
view the still more glorious tenantry Of
the heavens.
It does not seem a violent hypothesis
that this condition of things must tend
to weaken those habits of observation
upon which SO much that is great in
art, science and literature depends, and
that this will be deplorably apparent in
the next generation unless some counter
interest can be developed. It is serious
question whether a White Of Selborne,
a Burroughs Or Thoreau could have
been produced on an exclusive bicycle
basis. Their natural tendencies might
have overcome all obstacles of environ
ment, but observation is a plant that
starts early and grows by what it feeds
upon, and amid surroundings and influ-
ences like the present they might not SO
easily have been indicted into those de-
ightful and congenial labors that have
SO sweetened the literature of our time.
The bicycle interest has come to stay
and to grow until some more potent at
traction shall supplant it. But to bal
ance it and prevent social one sidedness
and mental deterioration we need the
extension and multiplication of such
organizations as the Appalachian club,
which will soon start upon an outing
not to annihilate space, but to become
acquainted with the wealth which occu-
pies it and in acquiring health and
strength; also to acquire information It
is something to know the world Of men,
but it is infinitely more important to
know intima tely the world of nature,
for upon that knowledge rests all that
man ever has accomplished or ever can
accomplish. The fastest scorcher may
get to the end of lifes journey the soon
est, but he will not arrive with as much
baggage as the more moderate and OBJ
servant wayfarer. Boston Transcript
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
'PUGNACiOUS BISMARCK.

How He Almost Precpitatcd Second
Conflict With France.
The rapidity with which France was
repairing she disasters of the war and
the ease with which she met the fnan-
cial obligations it imposed on her as
tonished Europe and perturbed the
statesmen at Berlin. Her military force
was being judiciously reconstructed,
and 1T seemed also as if She calculation
of Prince Bismarck as regards the con-
stitution of her internal government
might be falsifed The German chan
cellor desired to see established what
Russian diplomatist happily described
as repnblique dissolvante.
Notwithstanding his efforts to bring
this result about and the impracticable
character of the Comte de Chambord,
which rendered the restoration of mon
archy for time impossib bile, there were
indications that stable system of gov
eminent would be founded which would
enable France to recover a strong posi-
ton in the community of nations. Prince
Bismarck was resolved this should not
be, and suddenly, in May, 1875, Prince
HOhenlOhe, the present chancellor Of
the German empire. who was then en-
bassador in Paris, appeared at the
French foreign Office and asked for ex-
plantations regarding the scheme for the
reconstruction of the French army. The
Due de Broglie, in his interesting ac-
count Of the embassy of M. de Gontaut-
Biron to Berlin, describes the consterna-
ton which followed this attempt to pro-
woke another quarrel with France An
other war seemed inevitable. England
and Russia interfered to prevent it.
Prince Bismarck could easily have dis
regarded the remonstrances of both.
England would certainly not take up
arms If he paid no attention to her rep
reservations, and Russia would have
thought twice before mourning the hos
tility of Germany in view Of coming
events in the Balkan peninsula.
The fact, though not generally known,
is that the greatest influence in prevent
ing war was that Of the Grand Duke of
Baden. While the relations with France
were becoming complicated the Emperor
William happened to be staying at the
Meinau, the seat Of the Grand Duke of
Baden, on tho Lake of Constance. One
morning the grand duchess, who was
the emperor's daughter, came into her
fathers study and showed him num-
Der of extracts from the press He per-
ceived at once that the country was
drifting into war, and, after consulta-
tion with his son-in-law, who was
strongly opposed to provoking war,
which, however successful for the mo-
ment, would have been most disastrous
to the name and character of Germany,
the aged monarch went off that very
evening to Berlin, and Prince Bismarck
had to beat a retreat. Re-
view,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
"A SMILING FACE.

"Tis-nice to wear smiling face
Andaaugh our troubles down.
For all our little trials wait
Our Slaughter or our frown.
Beneath the magic Of smile
Our doubts will fade away
AS melts the snow in early spring
Beneath the sunny ray.
IT'S nicesto make worthy cause
By helping it our own:
To give the current of our lives
A true and noble tone.
IT'S Meet comfort heavy hearts
Oppressed with dull despair
And leave in sorrow darkeDed lives
A CLEAN of brightness there.
IT'S nice to give a helping hand
To eager, earnest youth;
To watch, with all their waywardness
Their courage and their truth:
To strive, with sympathy and love.
Their confidence TO win.
IT'S nice to oren wide the heart
And .let the sunshine in
London Tit-Bits.
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pELlcAclEs or GREENLA AND,


SghaleskinI s Considered = 8Grsat sGa.ustr.o
nomio luxury.
Ereenlanders have no regular meal
times. but eat when they are hungry.
They seem able to 60 without food for
remarkably long period and also to
eat at sitting the most astonishing
quantity. Among their principal dain-z
ties is the skin Of different kinds Of
whales. They call it matak. and look
upon it as the acme of deliciousness Il
is taken of with the LAYER az hlnhher
next to il and is eaten raw wi thont cara.
mony. An arctic explorer. in his recent
work, declares that he must offer the
Eskimo his sincerst CONGRATULATIONS on
the invention Of the dish.
ST can assure you--the reader-that
now, as write of it nv month waters.
at the very Thought of matak with its=
indescribably delicate taste Of nnts and
oysters mingled. And then IL has this
advantage over oysters, that the skin IS
as tough as india r,1bher ia mast;cata
SO that the enioy1nent can he nrotracted
to any extent. i.
"Of vegetable food the primitive
Greenlander used several sorts. I NAV
mention angelica, dandelions. sorrel.
crowberries, bilberries and different
kinds of seaweed.
Gone the greatest G1elicacies ia tho
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
The Last of Boobies.

Another old landmark is about to
disappear. Boobies is one of the histor-
ical clubs of London, a connecting link
with the days of 'dandies" and fox
hunting squires. More than half CEN
fury ago Praed wrote:
In parliament fill my seat
Along with other noodles:
In Jermyn street lay my head
And 81 p my hook at Bodies.
The prOprietress of Boobies is dead,
and, as there is now no one to carry on
the club, it must come to an end unless
the members acquire the property. But
there are only some 500 members, and
this number would have to be doubled
in order to run it as a members club.
But, then, Boobies would lose it's dis
tinctive charm, which lies in the fact
that in it's lofty, old fashioned rooms
one is really at home.
1t is the only club in London where
one is unelbowed by crowd and where
one is never asked to pay for anything
A members house account is sent 20
him only when he asks for it. Some en-
terprising gentleman like Mr. Algernon
Bourke may possibly eo1ganize the club
upon the lines of Whites, but it will be
the old Boobies no more. Electric light
and cash payment will supersede wax
candles and the convenient estate. D.
Saturday Review.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
AN HOURS WALK,
You Would Hardly Think That That
Meant Travelling 25,253 Miles.

You Would Hardly Think That That
Meant Travelling &5,253 Miles.
Have you ever thought of the distance
you travel while you are out on an hours
stroll? Possibly you walk three miles
within the hour, but that does not by
any means represent the distance you
travel. The earth turns on it's axis every
"a hours. For the sake of round figures
we will call the earth's circumference
$4,000 miles, and so you must have
travelled during the hours stroll 1000
miles in the axial turn of the earth.
But this is not all. The earth makes
journey around the sun every year,
and long but rapid trip it is The dis
lance Of our planet from the sun we
will put at $4,000, 900 miles. This is
the radius of the earth's orbit-half, the
diameter of the circle, as we call it.
The whole diameter is therefore 1884,
900, 900 miles, and the circumference,
being the diameter multiplied by 3. 1416,
is about 578, OOO, 900.
This amazing distance the earth tray
els in its yearly journey, and dividing
it by 365 we find the daily speed about
1856, 900. Then, to get the distance
you rode around the sun during your
hours walk, divide again by "a, and
the result is about $4,000 miles. But
this is not the end Of your hours trip.
The sun, with it's entire brood Of plan
cts, is moving in space at the rate of
100, 900, 900 miles in year. This is at
the rate of little more than 1873, 900
miles day, or 18, $50 miles an hour.
So, adding your three miles of leg
travel to the hours axial movement Of
the earth, tEis to the earth S orbital jour-
ney, and that again to the earth S excur-
sion with The sun, and you find you
have travelled in the hour IS, 253 miles.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
Henry James.

It is said that Henry James, the nov
elist. maintains that single blessedness
is the only condition for an artist or
genius, giving as a reason that the de-
tails Of domestic life exhausts fine nerves
and delicate mental fiber. He confirms
his theory by living in bachelor cham
bers in London, entertaining his friends
charmingly, and in turn being enter
tanned by them, and yet, although sur
rounded by bright, attractive women,
his heart still holds its allegiance to self
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02

For many centuries the Chinese have
dated all their public acts, documents
and chronology from the accessions of
the emperors .@ s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02

' There is an alchemy Of quiet malice
by which women can concoct subtle
poison from ordinary TRIES. -Haw-
thorne.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
A Dangerous Musical Instrument.

1t has been discovered that the oboe
is the most dangerous instrument that
is played on-dangerous to the player
A profound German medical authority
says that it is doubtful if healthy man
playing any instrument in a correct
method ever suffers through playing
upon any reed or brass instrument, but
those who have any weakness of the
heart or circulation may be injured by
playing any wind instrument.
AS it is quite easy for a musician to
inspire between the phrases of the
music, but impossible for him to expire
without OVERLOOKING his instrument, it
follows that the instruments that re-
quire the least expenditure of breath are
the more injurious for the reason that
the player must hold his breath for long
intervals.
This is the case with both the oboe
and the flute. The charge is probably
true that the curious tickling of the
lips that is caused by the double reed
mouthpiece of the instrument frequent
ly causes cancer.
The eminent scientist who has dis
covered these things about the compar-
atively harmless oboe should now as
certain whether accordion and concer-
tina playing does not superinduce mus
cular paralysis in an aggravated and in
incurable form. York Journal
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02

Artifice is weak. It is the work of
mere man, in the imbecility and self
distrust of his mimic understanding.
Hare.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02

The SO called magnetic powder : Of
the middle ages was made from skulls
and other greWsonae materials. 1t was
never applied to q wound, but to the.
weapon which had made the wound.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-09-02
Bank OF Eusland Clerlrs

The patronage Of the Bank Of Eng
land belongs entirely to the directors, q
clerk being appointed by each director
in rotation until the vacancies are filled,
with the exception Of one clerkship in
every seven, which is given to son Of
one of the clerks Of the establishment
who has discharged his duties to the
satisfaction Of the directors
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Nervousness

n nA1w ennHIpor mamA lOr 1mp1x0
~, Il ...a .n9 .s..o. I !. - .nd -.
-. gsa.. ki,,.,3 4. ,,s,6ectlv puro.
w 49, ~ NOD q nm al the germs
- S;.s..s -. "a Isckin~ "a the rcd cor.
Urs.iss - ~iich .;ve II 1ifelity. when it
t";,~ - r,c,,.r,v rorr;sh lie organs
.nd | .;s.,c. q n. bodv. what can you
.vr.ct INIT that tired feeling and mar.
vo',snessS
~ .omr.. serosnla. Salt Rhsum.
c.s.,rh .nS Rhcnmatiam sre uni-
-,,- -.-s..S :. hlo,A A1seaaaa-
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PROCLAMATION.

Where's, the Hon. JEREMIAH LYONS,
President Judge Of tho Court OF Conmon
Pleas, for the Forty First Judicial District,
compored Of the counties Of Juniats and
Perry, and the Honorab'es JOSIAH L. BAR.
TON and J. r. WlCKEkSHAN, Associate
Judges Of the said court Of Common Pleas
Of juniata county, hy precept daily issued
and to me directed for holding Court Of
Oyer and Terminsf aud General Jail Deliv-
cry, and General Quarter Sessions Of the
Peace at Aimintown, on tho
FIRST MONDAY OF FEBRU AIRY 1896.
BEING THE THIRD DAY OF TIE
MONTH.
NoffcB IA HEhEsY GIVEN, to the Coroner,
Justices Of the Peace and Constables Of tho
County Of Juniata, that they be then and
there In their proper persons, at 10 O'Clock
in the forenoon Of said day, With their
ords, inquisiriops. examinations and Oyer
rehembersuccs, to do those things that to
:heir Offices respectfully sppertain, and
those that are bound BY recoeuisance to
prosecute sgainst the prisoners that arc or
may be in the jail OF said cou nty, be then
and there to prosecute against them ~
shall be just.
By an Act Of the Assembly. passed the
9Th day Of May, 1884, it made tho duty Of
Justices Of the Peace OF the several coun-
ties of this Commonw .slth, to return 70 the
Clerk Of the Court Of Quarter Sessions o
the respective counties, all the rec oGnis
ances entered into before the N by any per
son or persons charged With the Csmmis.
sion Of any crime, except such eases as
may he ended before . Ju>tico of the
Peace, under existing laws, at least ten
davR before ths. con, u enc ..u1~pt the Sos.
sion Of the Court TO wh.ch they ero made
returnabls respecrvelv, and IN, all cases
Whero recog pizances are entered into less
th5n ten days befor. the commencement o
the session to which they are M sds return
able, the said. Justices are to return the
same in the same manner - II said Act
had not been passed.
Dated at .Mimintown. tho drst day Of
January, in the year ef our Lord, ono
thousand eight hundred and ninety six.
JAMS P. CALHOUN. Shs..f.
Sheriff's Once,
Mimintewn, January l, 1895.
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A slgnlAeaat Deparsare.

With the departure Of another
.ysar when q review 10 made Of the
condition Of Affairs. it il only right
thst some thought b. given to the
physical body, which enables every
one to battle with LIES problem and
figure for themselves the profit or
loss on the trial balance sheet.
Though the bank account may be
large and each ones material gam be
great, it would not b surprising If it
suddenly dawns upon many that
good health has been greatly impev-
erished BY the low condition Of the
blood. It 10 in this state that the
lactivs acid in the vital fluid attacks
the fbrous tissues, particularly the
joints, making known the loca. mani
fdstations Of rheumatism. Thou
sands Of people have found in Hoods
sarsaparilla the great blood purifier.
. positivs and issnanent -ssrs for
rheanatiaA. Jaa.o 1855.
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- w. DslisAAsA VIA Evssyshane ~
~ Doaase YsR ~ UsAssa.
He-It doesn't seem possible, dear.
ct. that just one week Aum tonight
Jon will b my own. sweet Attle wife.
She (drsamilyeDoesh't itS Bal
(sweetly) II yoa are alwAys ~ good b
mo - you have bcen during our engage
ment. shall have no can6o b complain.
He-I didn't know that I had been
- good TO you. 8
she-lndesd Jon have Why, jnsl
look 1t The lovely sngagsRent ring yeui
gave mol It's almost twios:as large -
any Of the other girls'- ..
He (remembering the bill)eTfue, my
darling. I wanted you 70 have the best.
She-And look ut all the other beau
tiful things you have given mo.
He (modestlyeYou deserved them,
dear.
she-And think Of tho lovely wed
ding trip We arc going on.
Helm glad that you are pleased
with it. By the way. have something
slse for you-something In diamonds
Tor your wedding present ..
She (olapping her hands)eOh. I just
know it is perfectly eleganti Can't ]
have q peep at il beforehand?
He-Certainly. want you to. Il
will be ready tomorrow.
She-And will you let me see it to-
morrow night?
He-I am afraid not, dearest. You
see, tomorrow night have arranged to
give my ushers little dinner.
She (coldly)-Do you think IL neces-
sary to give your ushers dinner?
He-Certainly. Why not:
She (reproachfully) Have you con-
sidered, dear. how much it will COST
Truth.
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WHAT HE WANTED.

Ne SAsss Expreesss.s Of Lsvs Would Do
For His Girl
"You keep rings here, don't you?'' he
asked In . Woodward avenue 1ewelry
store. .-..-.
Certainly" replied the clerk.
Something for yourself?"
fur my girl Got anything fur about
S2v
"Yes. I can give you . plain ring At
that price. Here is something very
neat"
IT guess that would fit hef all right.
Kin have somethin engrAvedon to it7'
"O course What is it?'' =- -.---.
"Waal, want you to put ON It: From
Thomas ]. to Helen 81. who Is not only
the best lookin but the smartest girl in
the state Of Michigan. Ny love will.
never, never grow cold, and should
death overtake me my last thought
be happy, and please accept this as o
token Of love- That's what want you
to put on
"Gcod c.ae;ons. but; ;you liant get all
that Cyl a rirs!' exclaimed the clerk.
"Must have it OH or don't want .
rin2!' Was the firm reply.
''But the usual way is simply to en-
grave T. TO H. with the date after il. "
Tito usual way may be all right
with some girls. but it won't work with
mine. What she wants is sentiment
heaps Of sentiment. So you can't get IL
on?''
"Couldn't t possibly do it You'd want
. surface rs largo ~ your hand to get
that on"
"Sayp exclaimed tho young man aft
o. . moment Of reflection. II have 1t
I'll buy her . silver belt knuckle in
stead Of . ring, and I'll have 'em put
ON all I said and add to It: You are
never absent from my tbonghts, and .
vision Of your dear face rises up before
me . thousand times q day. Be true
Be true! Virtue IL its own reward, and
your mother kin live with us after we
are married. No more at present
goodbyP Detroit Free Press
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Relief /. Six as.iis.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
diseases relieved in six hours by the
"NKw GREAr SouTH AMERIcAN KIDNEY
CURE" This new remedy is . great
surprise on account Of its exceeding
rromptness in relieving pain in the
bladder, kidneys, back and every part
OF the urinary passages in male OF
female. It relieves retention Of va.
ter and pain in passing it almost i'm
mediatsly.. If you want quick relief
and cure this il your remedy. Sold
by L. Banks l. Co., Druggist, Aif.
flintown. Pa. Feb. 6.
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PHuADEIPH1A NA1x1zs,, January Z,
lS96.-Whsst 6S to Toe; Corn 81 to
33s; live chickens 8 to loo; geese 9
to 10c; turkeys 10 to lie; butter II
to 29c; oats ~ to 2sc; potatoes 10 to
35c . lb; turnips IS to 3Sc . ID; cab
bage a per 100 heads; onions $1.lS
to1 rs . barrel; Pennsylvania tobae.
co 4al2, 1Os12, 12a15; Florida GU
sumbsrs 81, $3.50 q crate; tomatoes
81 to q; lettuce per basket $50 to
81 so; apples $50 to $3.50 barrel.
East LaBzxr1. Pa. Jan. g. Cattle
Extra - 25a4. so; good $4s4.7O;. good
butchers'' $3.80a4; rough fat $3a3. 60;
bulls, stays and cows $1.5oa3; feed
srs s.. .25a3 80; fresh cows and spring
ers $15a40. Hogs, $4.25a4.30; York
ers and pigs t4.l6a4.25; heavy hogs.
Sal Is; rougbs SAILS. Extra
rhsep Is 50a3 IS; good $3.15a3.4O;
fair 81. .25a2. 90; culls and common 81
al so; lambs slow, $3a3.25; veal
calves STAT rs; heavy snd thin calves.
$3a5.
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TREsPAss NOTICE.

The undersignsd persons have formed an
spectivs properties. An persons are here
By notified net to trespass sl the lands Of
the uDdersigned fer the purpose Of hunting
gathering nuts, ehiFiug timber o. throwing
down fences o. firing timber in any way
whatever. Any violation ct the above ne
tics will b dealt with according - Law.
Jebn Hichel,
william Pu6enberger,
Gideon Sicber,
Beashsr L zook,
Mary 4. 3gubaker,
Joseph Roshsock,
Jshn DyIes,
eauuel Dell:
Sspasober s, 1885.