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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

Green-a think that magician very
much eyerestimated.'
BacS-"Why 500"
Il asked him to change $40 bill for
me today and, do you know. he couldn't
do it.'-Y onkers Statesman.
They rode together past gallows. They
conversed.
Where would you be. Jim, if that gall
lows had its due?"
Riding alone,
They parted.-French exchange.
New Housemaid-"Who is that elegant
looking young lady, cook, that l met
Cook-''That was me sister; been to
call on me"
New Housemaid-"And that stylish lady
in blue sik?'
Cook-"Thats our laundress."
New Then who was the
plain old woman in black?'
Cook-That's the missus. Detroit Free
Press.
ooh, you have heard her sing?"
"Oh, yes"
well, what do you think her method
denotes?"
IA total lack of sympathy and consid-
Grafton for Others '-Chicago Post.
Mr.. Snooks-The baby will walk like
me when he commences.
Mrs. Snooks-He'n walk like you do
when you come in about o'clock in the
morning.-Up to Date.
Walace-For the life of me, I have
never been able to laugh at one of those
mother-n-aw jokes yet
Ferry--If you had a mother-in-law
worth SIS, 600 as mine is, you would laugh
at every joke she made.--Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Millison-I understand that your hus-
band distinguished himself at the club
dinner last night.
Mrs. stilson-Really? / marvel at that;
for from all that can gather, | am
sure he couldn't distinguish his friends
across the table after the fifth course
Town Topics.
.My favorite author said the young
woman with the high forhead, sis
Holiness"
.Holmes?' said the young woman with
the pink, green, yellow, brown and white
shirt waist. II didn't know he had ever
written anything besides that horrid con-
fession." Cincinnati Enquirer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
THE HENLEY REGATTA.

It is scarcely an exaggeration to say
that almost every man in America is
greatly interested in the outcome of
the Henley regatta. We all hope that
Yale will win; we are adj doubtful that
she will. 1t is g satisfaction TO know
that the Yale men win meet the best
crew that England can turn out For
a time 1T was doubtful if this would
be the case but the doubt has been dis
PEELED
When the Cornell crew was over in
England last year it was most I'M
fortunate No matter what the cause,
it fiunlzed in a very disgraceful man
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Selling dates: From Cannon, Ogden,
Santaquin and all points intermediate,
July End, 3rd and 4th. From points
east of Ogden points. on Cache Valley
branch, points south of Santaquin and
points ON Utah & Nevada branch
July 1st, I'd and 3rd. From points
on Salt Lake & Western, July 1st, End.
3rd and 4th. All tickets good returning
until July
For state militia in companies and for
organized bands in uniform travelling
on one ticket, rate of one cent per mile
in each direction is authorized.
From idaho and Oregon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The Omaha Bee says that Post
master Hesing of Chicago, who is also
proprietor of the Illinois Stats lei
tung, the leading German daily Of the
west, positively declares his intention
to support the Republican ticket this
fall if the national platform pro
nounce5 squarely against free coinage
and for the gold standard :, this Mr..
HeSiglss simply reflects the sentiment
Of German Americans who are for
sound money above all other things.
III other words Mr. Hesing wishes to
Ea@h .lis HANDS of flae Democracy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
WILLIAM AND LUDWIG.

That there is any real political sig
nifcanee in the differences between
Emperor William and Prince Ludwig is
scarcely probable. The Bavarian prince
is doubtless a little jealous of the
Prussion king and German emperor,
Ever since the uniication of the Ger
man states for IAN eternal union for
the protection of the realm and the
care of the welfare of the German
people in 1871, there, has been at times
more or less talk of the disaffection
of Bavaria, but it has never been at
all serious, nor could it be counted on
by Germany's enemies as a source of
weakness in case of war.
Bavarias position as a part of the
German empire is somewhat unique,
and Emperor Williams conduct to-
wards the Bavarian reigning family
has been, at times, no doubt, such as
to cause irritation. Last year when he
reviewed the Bavarian army it seems
he gave offense to Prince Luitpold,
when he gave unmistakable signs of
his desire to be considered the SUI
preme commander in fact as well as
in name, of the Bavarian troops. When
it is remembered that while the Bava-
rian army is an integral part of the
imperial army, in peace it has its own
administrator and 1T is allowed
certain differences in the matter of
uniform, it will be readily understood
why such an assumption on the part
offended the prince. Their differences
are chiefly important as showing the
emperors intolerant nature of any
thing like ar assumption of equality
with himself 1t is a little internal af-
fair in the German empire that affects
nothing outside.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

4AOIEEN AL TWIN E---@FI ~, " :. H71H'
United States navy,was born in Hills
boro. N. H, March 20. 1885. He was
graduated at the United States Naval
academy in June 1858, and became lieu
tenant January 20, 1868.
He served during the civil war, par
ticipating in the bonn bardment of
Vicksburg and expedition against the
YaZoo river,
For gailantry he was made a COM
mander on July %, 1866. and now holds
the rank of rear admiral
He has just been elected commander
of the Naval Legion
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Sir John Mcdonald, the first prime min
lister of Canada. used to relate the follow
ing story to illustrate the need of an up
per house of congress:
..Of what use is the senator asked JEFF
ferson, as he stood before the fire with a
cup of tea in his hand, pouring the tea
into the saucer.
You have answered your own ques-
tion," replied Washington.
What do you mean?''
why do you pour that tea into the
saucer?''
ITO cool it,
EVEN So" said Washington. THE
senate is the saucer into which we pour
legislation to COO" Washington Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

If there were no merit in free silver
itself it should be adopted by the Chi
cago convention merely for the sake
of getting rid Of Wash Hesing He is
too good for anything but the company
OF cherubim and seraphim.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Governor Wells refuses to give any
explanation to ex-Fish Commissioner
Musser for not reappointing that gen.
tleman. Thus early in his political ca
reer has he learned not to write let
tiers or give explanations.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The Turks are indulging in the
pastime of burning Cretan villages.
Some day when the balance of power
in Europe is not so important as now
these Turkish fiends viii be made TO
pay the penalty for such crimes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

All the delegates and everybody else
who has gone To st. Louis have been
able to stand with ease and comfort
on the platform of the Central station.
Why not ADOPT it?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

How unbounded and infinite must be
the love of those who love Mr.. Cleve-
land for the enemies he has made.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The bomb-shell that Governor
Bradley was to explode at the
Republican convention proves to have
had very defective fuse.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

McKinley's headquarters are said
to be very much crowded all the time.
1t is no wonder then that his head is
beginning to swell.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Nero fddled while Rome burned, but
no maker of violins has claimed the
distinction of furnishing the fiddle It
would be a great ad
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

A Chicago man whose wife's affec-
tons have been stolen is suing for $780,
000. He prefers the money to having
the affections returned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The only sound that comes from Can
ton is this: Tomorrow. dids't thou
say? Me thonghtest 1 heard Mark
Hanna say, Tomorrow -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The candidate who. this year. strad-
dies on the financial question deserves
10 be ridden on a rail
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

1t is a safe Is to bet that the Re
publican national platform contains
no free silver plank
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The man who writes the financial
plank of the 81 Louis platform will no
doubt file a mechanics lien.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Congress proposed an educational
test for immigrants. 1t would not be
q bad idea to have one for congress-
men
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Emperor William and Prince Ludwig
are having little argument over the
question OF Capitalization against
states rights.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The colored delegate to the Republi-
can national convention has no rights
thar a ST. Louis hotel keeper is bound
to respect.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

After Tuesday Mckinley, who has
been a wobbler. may be expected to
become a warbler. Then will he burst
forth into song.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Mentioned in connection with the
nominetion-Reed, Morton, Quay. AL
lison ct al Mentioned; and nothing
more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Free silver has the same chance at
st. Louis that snow ball has in
hades, and no more
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

1t is Mr. Musser's opinion shat, so
far as the governor is concerned, all
is well that ends Wells
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The colorsd delegates demand fair
play It is because they are not fair
that they cannot get fair play
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

The St. Louis hotel keepers may not
be ideal Bondfaces but they ill the bill
very we'll
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Hail the Queen of the Carnival. Miss
jean Russell.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Henry watterson prefers the Moulin
Rouge to the Democratic wigwam.
Pauvre Henri.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Fashions claims are generally in the
form of a milliner's bill
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

General coxey much prefers salt
water bathing to lawn parties.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Tom Reed is a great man and his
disappointment is just as great as he.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
The u. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior to all Others.
SPECIAL EXCURSION RATES

Via the Union Pacific For Midsum-
Iner Carnival.
The following special rates for sale
of round trip tickets to Salt Lake city
for the Midsummer Carnival, July I'd,
Srd and 4th, will be in effect over the
Union Pacific.
Err.o.,, Ifnh painta
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
From Idaho and Oregon.

Selling dates: From Pocatello and
all stations in Utah Northern, south
thereof July I'd and 3rd. From all
other stations, July 1st and I'd. Good
returning until Juy 8th.
From Wyoming.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
Uses of the Senate.

somewhar else fer de necessary vice.
and the Judge laughed as loud as any
one.-Detroit Free Press
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Chairman Harrity's announcement of
his reliance on his faith in human ma
ture to bring things out all right at Chi
cago sounds very sweet, but a man who
ought to know that the Lord is generally
on the side with the biggest battalions
Harrity should stop making pretty plati
tudes and hustle.-Boston Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Tickets on sale July 1st and I'd. Good
returning until July Sth.
D. e. hurley,
General Agent Pass gr Dept.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Comptroller Bowler is proceeding like a
man who intends to do something start
ling just as soon as he gets the supreme
court off his hands.-Washingto Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15
SOME PRESS COMMENTS.

Mr. Hammond's most recent sentence
has been cabled across. There had been
no other for a week, and so it was in
some sense a novelty There is a hope
that this sentence will be mutually sat
isfactory and the necessity for a serial
abated.-San Francisco Examiner.
The failure to provide proper aecommo-
dations for the colored delegates to the
ST. Louis convention is but another reve-
lation of the true nature of Republican
solieitude for the negro 1t is merely
repetition of the usual quadrennial dis
appointment. The only difference is that
as a regular rule the Republican party
does not throw the negro over until
after his vote has been secured, whereas
in this case he is thrown over before he
has had a chance to vote.-New York
World.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Postmaster Washington Hesing of Chi
cago announces that if the Republicans
declare in favor of sound money, and a
free silver platform is adopted at Chi,
support the Republican ticket. Now, will
the Democratic party be good ?-Kansas
City Star. t,n f.E
Aston the astrologer, announces that
the present year will go on record as
one of the most disastrous in history and
that I'VE shall suffer more terribly in
the fall than at any other time" 1t
would be interesting to know which polit-
ical party our friend Astor belongs.-St.
Paul Pioneer Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-06-15

Mr. Snooks-The baby will walk like
me when he commences.
Mrs. Snooks-He'H walk like you do
when you como in about o'clock in the
morning-Up to Date.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10
Murdered ThIrty-fvo Women.

In the London Sunday Companion the
Rev. G. P. Merrick, chaplain of Holloway
Jail, tells a story of the murderer Neil
Cream, who was executed for the murder
of several women in London by the adj
ministration of strychnine concealed in
capsules. According to the chaplain of
Holloway Jail it is proved beyond a doubt
that he had murdered in cold blood no
fewer than thirty-five women. 1t appears
that while in America he suffered inn
prsonment for a crime which had been
traced to him by woman, This woman
detective had beguled him until his guilt
was brought to light. When he came to
England he believed, or said he believed,
that every woman who spoke to him was
a police decoy, and he sacrificed them.
Strangely enough, he was one of the most
proficient Bible students ever admitted to
Holloway Jail. He could recite from
memory almost half the Bible.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10
A Curious Case.

First Assistant Postmaster General
Jones had a curious case before him
the other day. 1t was the claim of
the family Of a postmaster in Wes-
tern town for $3.50. 1t appears that
while the postmaster was making up
his money order account and had
that amount of money before him
which he was preparing to send to
the proper authorities he was stricl6-
en- with paralysis, and the money
was taken by a burglar. Mr..
Jones, who has spent some time in
Chicago, said that perhaps the post
master was sandbagged, and the
money secured in that way. At all
events, he concluded that the. money
had been lost through no fault of the
postmaster, and he allowed the &C.
ccaLt,
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

The subscription price Of TnE CHnosuoLz ia
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Cor three months, which positively must be paid
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application.
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assume no responsibility for the expressions
contained Ia All such communications aud
articles published.
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at the risk Of sender. Postage stamps Of ! aud
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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10
Denrness Cnnnot be cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear There is only one
way to cure Deafness, and that is by consti-
tutional remedies Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inhamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inham-
nation can be taken out and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hearing will he
destroyed forever; nine cases out ten are
caused by catarrh which is nothing but an in
famed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can.
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
Tor circulars. free.
f. J, CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
e.9g- Sold by Druggists 75c.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10
A Rare Coin.

When Louisiana seeded, January
26, 1861, the new government seized
the United States mint at New Orleans
and struck 1854, $40 in double eagles
and 81, 101, 316.5O in silver half dol
lars, using the United States dies for
1861. The bullion was exhausted in
May, 1861, when the coinage ceased,
and the United States dies were de-
stroyed. A Confederate States die
was then made, to be used for silver
half dollars, but it was not fit for use
in coming press, the relief being too
high. Four half dollars were struck
with it on a screw press, and these
comprise the entire coinage of the Con-
federate States They are worth about
$3.50 apiece to dealers. Collector.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

Some patriotic citizen of Prescott,
Arizona, in landing his town and
State, and descanting on the wonder
full riches of the region, declared that
even the buildings of Prescott were in
part of gold. lie was taken up on the
assertion, and bet resulted. A few
days ago an assay was made of sand
stone being used in the erection of
some new buildings, and the stone
showed 81 per ton in gold and twenty
cents per ton in silver. 1t wouldn't
pay to mine the buildings of Prescott,
but the boomer won his bet.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

Score one for London City enter
prise, exclaims the New York World.
Reports some time ago had it that the
effort to exterminate the rabbit
plague in Australia through an cpl
demic introduced by incubation with
deadly serum promised success. But
it may be just as well if it's a partial
failure. A London firm proposes to
take annually not less than $50 tons of
dried rabbits at a reasonable price.
By and by dried rabbit may be as
common as dried fish.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

A new incident for stale of mys-
terry" was the robbery of ton and a
quarter of silver on London street,
remarks the Atlanta Constitution.
The men in charge had for few mo.
ments left the van in which it was be-
ing conveyed from the railway sta
ton, and when they returned it was
gone. 1t is noteworthy that the Incl
dent of robbery of tug boat in a re-
cent story called the attention of Lon
don bankers to the possibility of such
piracy, and the practice of sending
treasure by tugs was stopped.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10
Saws the Chicago News: "Two

Says the Chicago News: 'Two years
ago England was afflicted with the
bun The form of hideousness that
is known as bun is wad or mat of
hair, partly domestic and partly i'm
ported, worn by women as n sort of
pillow for the lower part of her head
and neck. Somehow or other bun
or two managed to cross the Atlantic
and find their way into the land of the
inoffensive Canuck, and now we learn
that Toronto is suffering from an epi'
demic thereof, and that the disease is
likely to break out in this country. In
the name of suffering humanity on
this side of the line every possible
precaution should be taken to prevent
such a disaster. It would not be too
much to demand that the customs
officials and the quarantine inspectors
receive instructions to send back every
'bun' smuggling female that attempts
to cross the border. The bloomer and
the inflated sleeve are bad enough,
but the beauty of the American girl is
too sacred a thing to be smothered by
rush Of false hair to the neck. Be-
sides, think of the dire effect of the
sight Of 'bun' on q man who had
brought on a fit of indigestion by a
lunch Of rolls and coffee"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

Baking Powder Company Wins Its Case
in United States Court.

Baking EOWder company WINS Ats case
in United States Court.
The decision Of Judge showalter in a re-
cent case that came up before him sustains
the claims of the Royal Company to the eX-
elusive use Of the name "Roya" as q trade
mark for its baking powder, The special
importance of this decision consists in the
protection which it assures to the mill
ions OF consumers OF Royal Bak-
ing Powder. The excellence of this
article has caused it to be highly
esteemed and largely used almost the world
over. It's high standard of quality having
been always maintained, consumers have
come to rely implicitly upon the "RoyaN
brand as most wholesome aud efficient.
II other manufacturers could sell under
the name of a we'll known. reputable
brand incalculable damage would be done to
the public by the deception. The determine
ton of the Royal Baking Powder Company
to protect the users Of the Royal baking
powder against imitators by a rigid prosecu-
ton of them makes such limitations Of lite
brand extremely rare.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

The Chicago Record says: The day
of pugilism is nearly over. There
may be here and there one or two sur
reptitious and sporadic encounters
and there will doubtless be no end Of
talk for some time to come, but the
slugging match as feature of the life
Of civilized age is soon to 60 forever.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1896-01-10

Nearly all counties in the north
eastern portion of Kansas show an in
crease in population during the last
ten years, while nearly all the coun-
ties in the southwestern portion show
a decrease. The explanation of the
latter circumstance is easy-laek Of
WAtar.