The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-09-03

property on Market street.
Pumpkin pie will soon be one of
the delicacies of the season.
Charles Yule has returned from a
visit with friends up north.
Mrs. Samuel Reynolds has returned
from weeks visit in Chicago.
The Kenosha public schools will
begin the fall term next week.
Mrs. R. B. Yule, of Chicago, is the
guest of her mother, Mrs. Cady.
See our full size 10-4 blankets at
45c. DIV LENT & FUNCK.
A new figure in the quadrille this
year will be called the bicycle dodge"
The secret of popularity is always
to let the other fellow tell his troubles.
Next Monday is legal holiday
and the banks will be closed on that
day.
Mrs. Martha Wyman moved into
her new residence Oh Market street to-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wachenfeld,
of Waukegan, visited friends here
Monday.
Miss Yule will go to Milwaukee
Monday where she will teach school
the coming year.
A birthday social will be held at
the Baptist church next Tuesday even
ing September s.
Mrs. E. N. Kimball is in Chicago
for few days visit with her daughter,
Mrs. W. S. Forrest.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. B. Gervais, of
Chicago, spent Sunday with the family
of Mrs. Lucien Lance.
Mrs. L. A. Bishoff and daughter
Dollie, of Ashland, Wis, are guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. W. Johnston.
Whenever the preacher calls the
devil by his true name somebody in the
congregation has his feelings hurt.
1t is asserted that real live ghost
has bean seen in the door yard of one
of our residents, and this is no summer
resort joke, either.
-Bailey's coffee is we'll known
article of household use, and is becom-
ing more popular every day. Families
using it once will have no other Or
der Bailey's best next time. d&w
George Nicol, of st. Louis, is here
for few days. He says the business
men of Missouri are alive for Mckinley
and the republicans will poll a big vote
this fall if they do not carry the state.
The longest word in the dictionary
is palatopharingeolaryng The
next longest is Observation-Disclosures.
To speak them close your eyes, turn
up your nose, twist your tongue, and
then commence.
Travelling men claim that business
is exceedingly quiet all along the line.
Many will complete their present
routes and then lay off until after cleo.
ton. They say business is too dull to
remain on the road.
"A clergyman on recent sultry
afternoon, paused in his sermon and
said. II saw an advertisement last
week for 500 sleepers for railway. I
think I could supply fifty, and recon-
mend them as tried and sound"
This is the time of year when GER
tain male and female bipeds will carry
watermelons to the park, eat to their
satisfaction, and leave the rinds to rot
on the ground. Any people who do
this have too many porcine proclivities
to be permitted to run at large.
Clark Hollister and George Suth-
erland have returned from New York
state, where they have been, spending
their vacation. The boys had fine
time, as only boys turned loose for an
outing can have, but they are glad to
be at home and they both declare that
Kenosha is good enough for them.
Yesterday afternoon Mrs. B. Ep-
pier and daughter OF Kenosha, were in
the city and visited the Boston Dental
parlors. When they came out the
daughter missed her gold watch. They
returned to the waiting rooms of the
parlors, but it was not there, and it is
believed thas the young lady lost the
watch on the street. The matter was
referred to the police. Racine Times.
Philip Lentz, who has been in the
mercantile business in Kenosha for
more than thirty years, is about to re-
tire from active life. His health is not
good and he feels the necessity of a
rest. Mr.. Funck will continue the gro
Gerry business at the present stand, but
the dry goods stock will be closed out
and the room offered for rent. Mr..
Lentz has had an honorable business
career in this city and his friends will
wish him many years of rest from labor.
The police station in Chicago has
been fitted up with human skull
worked by wires in such a manner as
to make the jaws open and close at the
will OF the operator, who is supposed
to be hidden from view. The suspect
is taken into dimly lighted apartment