New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-22
THE TALK or THE DAY

This is how sam" Jones the Georgia evangelist
views the political situation u believe the crow
running with McKinlcy have The money, ihe cA-
rerience and lare -ly the brains 81 the country on
their side while Bryan and his hosts haf" orhioN
and theories and debts and dissatisfaction on Their
side No living man can predict With any Ger
tanty the result OF the Noycmbcr elections II
seems that fusion with the Popgiists Is Hfyans
only chance The outlook Is not fret class for
fusion | believe the Popusi party f. Nh" most n
homogeneous unmixabe. anti-sti. * together crowd
I'm the universe. | would sooner attempt 70 chmp q
ladder with an armfu Of cells and get 10 the 'op
with all Of them than to try 10 fuse anything WIN
the Populisis'
Ethcl-Mamra wha makes the lady dress all IN
Mamma-I o,aiise she is n Sister OF Charity dear.
Eihcl-Is charity dead. thcn'-drinc'ion liA'r
"Fifteca years ago" says THE London SKETCH
ian Englishman travelling In Virginia had MS at
tention directed TO the Albcmarlc pipin Nh'n NJ
had tasted the fruit he thought Il so 'Nr''n' iha'
he actually ventured to send narf'l "i N''-
marcs TO the queen sampl" was shown ~
Her Majesty when the apples duly arrived anu
she too found th,m delicious. 50 every year an
order Is sent from Windsor 10 grover "h 'e
nlue Ridge N,untslns for six barrels Of ms par
ticular apple from lie orchards Very caf'iNIy "e
the apples par ssi IN polished barrels Min nan
Union Jack and United states flag painted on NV
top"
Fixing the Day Vow Billy. tell MS ho" you
my ''Ycs'm aiius knows it Is sunday COZ grsndpa
won't l,mmc sing ~ nriettcr. she's "a ''fN''
detroit Free Press.
Ensign Brodlc. OF the Salvation Army IN Nous
was recently tried ana cond' mncd 10 seven ''''' ~
pris,nmont for homicide committed IA street Nv
putc An interesting feature OF the case vas ,
fact that the prssidins Judge WAS native anu
Mahomctan.
out OF slght-"Ii seems to me-" renarkea "a
Norman. resumng their conversation wh't' " ,'~,
been interrupted. chat YOU are rath'' "'7'
The Sea serpent raised six lengths of his t'N ITO"
the water and eestured d,pfc. a'ins, % see ne
fancy with nothing much but fick'y- being u'""N'
detroit Tribune.
THE Louisville Couricr-Journal tells s'''s "
n woman who was learning how 10 ride ""''
one morning. wuon she was o"i on "'' "''
making good time f. rattle uncertain curves ~
saw "A man coming toward her I'm the middle Oh Wv
road SIN speeding along. she hailed him =.
"Oh mister. mister. won't you please get o"' ~
my way
The kind hearted gentleman jumped nimoy OF '.
the grass al the side OF the road and as she spsS
by he exclaimed . a,
Eyes. indeed. will. good lady; wouldn't stay III
your way for a $40 bill
The Plot That Faicd.-"Did YOU try that sghe ,Ss
OF ringing bell on johnson when be was j" Wv
middle ~ his speech 49,, c,n.
Yes. and 1t hzzled Johnson was s'ree'''f ''"
ductor at one time
II made the mistake OF ringing twice and he 'VV 30,
him 10 go ahead. Cincinnati Enquirer
Az the Democratic County Convention he''
Wnllamsport. Penn. the other day there was
deadlock over the nomination Tor Treasurer WINS
was decided by hipplns silver dollar
"a
why did YOU not Offer 10 cut him down ..v
'rhc fact is | have been In bad way my ~
and know how VcNatiOus II Is 10 nave p''f'..hat
fering all kinds OF advice. | didn't know pu' ,,ey
ne might take II as An imperiinence Tor NE W NV
fe-e"-(Poston Transcript
In a report to the State Department on 'ne 49,,
ie,.t of American dried fruits in Switzerland me-
States Consul Germain AT Zurich. speaks oi w
success that attended the Introduction In Franz
las season OF California prunes. and then toio"
out the prospect thus opened ne says -
French receivers are arranging to have a" s".
,rui, hacked I'm cases similar TO those useu ="
France using French marks. 50 that the soo"S ~'
ha sold TO the retailer as French rult
Foresrht''I can't see any sense IN ,he ,, ,w 10
A President OF the tniteu o'"'S - ~"
go outside the country. ,,,oa. ..Ler '--(Indt
anapois journal