New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-16
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The Elmira Advertiser" says ih.t tho apple crop
will be immense I'm Central New-York. Many trees
are so overloaded with fruit that the branches are
breaking and to prevent such mishaps farmers are
proppng up the limbs
Some years ago vcll-known foreign prince ~no o
owns large est IN IN. NidiahnH i6 cis vas
the principal beverage. After IN" breakfast ara
Just before he HOUNDS r war; r%s V When one 3D.
fashioned farmer. after taking long pun az one OF
Your Royal Tighness. didn't think much Of that
port wine We had ~ lunoh, Dut must say IN"
THE Washington Star" saws that \ lady recently
called ut the office OF a prominent Washington
physician. who is small and boyish in appearance
Boy" she said addre 'sng him. is the doctor Inv
But can see he H. not lie is ~" began mo
physician. but the visitor interrupted him. "oh.
he's in. is no? Then he's engaged III wait
Does he allow you to SIT at his desk that way
Madam "Oh Of course. YOU would say he docs.
but I'll vibrant youl catch 1t If he secs you there
You look sort OF pale | should think the doctor
would give you something to max" You stronger.
Your ma ought 20 send YOU into no" country ThN
would MAKE you grow. How soon do YOU think INC
doctor will be dis.ngaged2' Madam trled 10
tell you before do not think you can see me
doctor to-day" well. TN come next time IN IN
town But you ought to quit staying IN this Office
and 20 into the country. Not that II IL any ~ my
business but do hate TO see boys look 50 pale ana
puny" She DISAPPEARED. and the doctor Il wonder
ing what she will say when she calls next time she
comes into the city.
In the Art Gallery. Peasant Woman noticing q
man copying one OF the old mast'rs)-Nhy 90 tley
Her Husband-Why. that IS obvious When hs
n throw Pf fhe old o aOeV Mas NH bite
Some one has discovered that there sssin
Mullers In Germany; that IL. one German In sew
cnty-three is called by that name.
How 1t Happened TOO bad about Shelby wasn't
What's the matter with him" ......-s,v
and may not recover. Hadn't you heard about II.
No. How did it happen
'Well he had an engagement 10 meet his ~iie AZ
a certain place downtown at 1920 o'clock
And he hurried up with his work and started on,
for the rendezvous
HE got there at exactly the appointed 'ime"
His wife had been there twelve secondsr'-
cleveland Leader.
Paris correspondent OF Tho London Times
writes: Quite recently a bull fight organized At
Dion but matadors toreadors bulls and trappines
had go they came. Nobody would patroniSe
the horrible spectacle The thing fell utterly
through from want of patronage. 1t may De re-
membered that a similar hasco occurred I'm Pars
not long after the exhibition Of 1883 Bun hsh's
did indeed disgrace that huge cosmopolitan anair'
hut ultimately the arena was pulled down and TIE
fittings sold for "A mere song Parsians were as
gusted with the whole concern IL L. 10 oe hopeh
for the honor of France that the perets OF the
South will remorseessly carry out their instructions
and hanish this relic OF barbarism from French
soil"
piseon Tragody-"I see they are using carrier.
pireons quite extensively again"
Yes Young fellow up, up m lo our uingow one
trained one to ny to ms sn ny aOv toSnd w neck and
set II adrift Pigeon flew down IN brew,sry y ara
and got ran o,e on the 81 dssracefui bird Conse
nWence is they've been matchmaking my poor friend
Tor dimes ever since ,u,,,
What became OF the girl ,.,,....,. ,o,x r..,
Girl waited for ps SsyerS dSn, come iri
GOT mad and engaged herself to mother fellow.
How about the pls.on. c,.., ,r,o hin, swsv
with a barrel stave. Intoxicated most OF tims
Terrible obiect-lesson for the sparro"s' 100 osa'
isn't t?"-(Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There IS nothing like going abroad for the news
A writer In THE London Church Review says ths'
It is "a regular custom in San Francisco ehurchee'
and I'm other hot parts OF America. for people 70
"yet up and stretch themselves, and even take
turn outside after the fashion OF the theatre Do
tween the acts" The writer thinks that No
(English) would adopt some OF these sensible "ay'
our churches might be generally filled even III sp'
Of the hot weather.
The Decadert Growing Foot WY asked nit VIZ
sophist cant the girls of to-day follow III 'ne"
me hers footsteps
The Casuist gazed into space al, a.. due 20
Il don't know" he unused. some say " ~.
pushing a bicycle and others TO spring-hee' Sho''
-(Detrolt Tribune
II is announced from St Joseph. MO- tha' wv
Chicago burlington and quincy Railroad j. p'.
pairing to publish a daily paper on tS pas'ens y.
trains with special editions for each town atoms ~
lines.
Did YOU notice how the audience wep' ~ INV
death scene OF minef' asked Barnstormer. "a hs
IVES They knew YOU still lived. ap~"efeu ~
rival hemfatter-(Detroit Free Press