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The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-08-06
II. COOKE.
Special Commissioner

TRUSTEES SALE.-By virtue of Il
decree of the hu-tings court of the CITY of
Roanoke. entered at its April term, 1896
in the chancery cause of the Covenant
building and Loan Association ". ~ \
JamiSon 81 ais, the undersigned as spe-
cial commissioner. appointed Ivy said de
cree, will, on the 18TH DAY OF Az
GUST. 1896. in front of the court house of
the city of Roanoke. at II O'Clock noon.
offer for sale AT public auction the fol-
lowing parcel of land situated in the city
OF Roanoke, together with its improve
mcntS. described as follows:
Beginning at "A point on the north side
of Gainsboro avenue and at the southwest
corner of the property decided 10y p. l..
Terry 10 the Roanoke Gas and Water
Company, thence along Gainsboro avenue
north 10 degrees 30 minutes east 30 OF
feet to point. thence north % degrees 10
minutes west 81 81 feet To point. therce
south 10 degrees % minutes west &c. OF
feet to post. corner of fence. thence along
the westerly boundary of property decided
by II. l.. Terry to Roanoke Gas and Water
Company To the beginning, being the
same property conveyed To y. \. .Jamison
by y. +. Brooks and j. +. Cooper by deed
dated 10th day of October, 1892
TERMS OF SALE:-One. third cash.
balance in six and twelve months. title of
said premises to he retained until all the
purchase money shall have been paid.
LCCIAN III. COOKE.
Special Commissioner.
!. :. :. Brooke, clerk of the hustings
court, do certify that bond in the above
styled cause has been given by Lucian II.
Cooke, special commissioners Given I'M
der my hand this l4th day of July, 1896.
ID til :. =. BROOKE Clerk
TRUSTEES SALE.-Whereas Il GER
tain deed of trust was executed by Pat
rick B. Gallagher ana Michael b. Gala.
CHER, to George j. peet, trustee. bearing
date the thirteenth.day of April, 1892. and
recorded in the clerk Office of the Hust-
ings court for the city of Roanoke, Va. in
deed book 80, PAGE 2S6 10 secure the per
formance OF certain conditions and pay
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-08-06
COMMISSIONERS SALE OF IN
PROVED REAL ESTATE.

Pursuant to decree entered in the
chancery cause of u. F. Van Miller versus
Rosa l.. Robertson ct ais, sixth day of
July, 1896, in the hustings court for the
city of Roanoke, the undersigned special
commissioners will on the 18TH DAY OF
AUGUST, 1896, at twelve o'clock m.
offer for sale at public auction in front of
the courthouse in the city of Roanoke
the following property To wit:
Description: Lot Nos, section g. Edge
wood addition. This LOTS 10 feet front
by 1870 feet deep, adj has Il, good two-story
frame dwelling house thereon
TERMS:- One-third cash and the bal
ance upon a credit of one and two years
to be evidenced 10y negotiable notes Ct the
purchaser secured 10y deed of trust ON the
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1896-08-06
THOS. W. MILLER.



|. :. :. Brooke, clerk of the hustings
court of the city OF Roanoke, do certify
that.Thos. w. Miller. trustee and com
missioner, has given bond with approved
security as required by the decree above
mentioned :. >. BROOKE, Clerk
,-ll-td
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Serantpn
gpar= anf,
122 8bomias Mbemne,
Scrantoif, ga.

OaS altefe Spar'Snlfltllt I'M llore'
oitliden YennipIuanien.
5ames Blair. IrdHoent.
Q. 3. 8riee. g1e 9rai.
o. 8. 6ddfer, gafirer.
q. 3. Blair afiiit. gafiirer.
$beo U. Straub Seller,
Sireftoren:
Sames Blair. Q. 3. 4rite,
8eo. 8 gatIin. 6rapf M. Spsneer.
U. B. 8lair, Sames arhbsIo.
B. o. 8enneob Depitt 6. Blair,
@m. 8 SieieI, Sac. @. Safforo.
ffiibrt Elm al8emeines Bantgeiddft.
StslIt Be6ieI 3abIbar in irssno siHem sbsiIc
Der @elt aus.
8 Rro3ent SntersHsn auf 9epoftsn bs5ablt
lin Sunoidaft wiro sebeten
Ohen Sumitas 9lbenbs bon 7 Bis 8 nbr.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Das EhaI abw drts.

TabInr. r.-8pei iunse Mdnner, Mil.
liam unb gban 2eipis, bic ibre Mutte,
bon 8arbertoipn nit benz 9o6e bebrobs
ten uno bas Saasm5bel seri9lusen, tpurs
ben bon 8urseB @riffitbs in GrmanssI.
uns bon 8lrsitaft bsm @sfSnsniB iiber.
tpieisn.-@bparb alen bat ais poIi,if
reiisnirt. .-Dieien 9onnerfas bGlt bi,
2utber;S1s 2ir9e sine MISUNDERSTANDING
ab, BEL Der elm entipredsnbss Prosran
iur auffiibruns eeIanst /; Der @intritt II
Bios 10 Gents.-Die @bsIsute Sam
SarIos bon Waibinetpn StraBe iinb ON
Sonntas burb bic @sburt elmer Ioatel
erfreut porben.-Die gtnoefelltsn be,
TapIor, Ppne unb SoIben Minsn Iini
am Disnitus ausbesablt iporben. -S6uI.
oireftor Casper Srutiser it am Mlittipod
nod ber Sdipsis abssreif. tpoisIblt sl
msbrere MOnate beripeilen tpirb.
- Ser StaIisner Soc 5rsbsrid ipurb,
am Dienitas Abenb BEL SMITHS 9reus,
uns, nabe Wiooiic, bon einem 2ebieb BAL
Iep 9uee sstrofsn unb sei5Stet.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Gpbe Narfer Septiseu.

- Cine 9oIsbiitte an Orfprb StraB,
brannte am Dienfas nieber nnb fein,
Sbf4beriu6e tpurOen ssma6t.
= GOnrab, Der 2idbrise Sobn bel
BaIser 8oItier, itarb am Donnsrltas uni
ipurbe am Samitas bon Der 81. ssoban.
mes taib. 3ir6e aus in befisn StisbbOf,
bserbist.
= SD Fam nidt umbin Or. Quaufi
26nis's Samburssr 5amilien. Ulebi,inen
3u empfebIen; iie ioIten in feinen
9aufe febIen. = Nidolaus SdIeider
Rarine Gitp, @i&.
= Senrp Smith bon 2u,erne Strase,
Miiiltent in oem gfeIita[e Der Sampton
Uiine, tpurbe am Samfag bon benz
yidden zines @IeIs setporfen unb trua
cine Verrenfuns Der Sdulter bapon.
- 1bomas goIan bon Bellevue Be.
fanb iid am Srsitas i'm britten Stod bes
Wear's @ebdubes, fab bic ssabritubI
Defining binunter unb Der berabiom.
menbe Sabrifubl traf itn am Ropfe, ibm
iebr i1mer3li4s BerIebunsen beibrinssnb.
= Sn benz unreinen unb unesiun.
ben @rbsefdob bss @ebdubss an Der
Gde bon gseunter unb Scranton Gtra.
Ben, in bem srit einise Gage supor Elm
Mann in eIenber @siie ftarb. 1T am
Samitas Radt unter eIsiden nmitan.
ben cine Srau seforbsn.
: Grau Marp @sb, beren @atts
Souls @eB am IA. 9lpriI Iebten ssabreS
bon einem o., 3. & 80. BaiIa9ier,ua
sesenlber bem @ompanie 9aben an
2adatpanna uno Seffsrion Apenues ss.
troifen unb set6btet tpurbe, bat sesen bic
g., 8. & SO. gompanie cine Sda6ener.
iabforberung i'm 8etrase bon s25, 900
sinleitsn Iaiisn.
= Reunte, Robinfon unb sadIon
StraBen tperbsn unspeifeIbaft i'm 2aufe
oeS Sommers nit Steinen sepflaitert,
oenn cine Diaioritdt bsr @runbbeiiter
baben bic am lebten Donnerftaa Mbenb
i'm Stabtratb einsereidte 9etition unter.
3eihnet unb ba bic 0erbeiierune iebr
notbipsnbis 1T, ipirb Der Stabtratb bic
n5tbieen S4ritte obne tpeiterss 70 itneII
tpie m0sli& erIebisen.
no. 8rduter., 2imbursers, G&peis
acre, 8rids unb 2ieberfrans 2aIe bel
Sreb. s. @ibmaser, $50 3adaipamma
Nbenue.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Nitt8tcn.

9bomaS Seffriss bon Oreson er.
bieIt am Sreitas eins ssrbrddte Sanb,
bic ibm in Der 6tebens 9s1e wnter sinem
aarren sefansen tuurbe.
Ser etipa 10 Sabre alts antbont
WeIstpSfi, an ber Green unb Union
Strabe ipobnbaft unb als Tbdrnd6tei
in bem Tipin Sdadt anseRsIlt. it am
Dienitas Woresn stpii4en Der Tbiirs
unb einem &arren sefanssn unb sst5ots
porben.
-9biuip q. 2illian itarb am Don'
nerfas in ieinsr @obnuns an Susque'
banna 6traBe in 98eit Bittston mad
ldnserer 8ranfbeit an elmer 8ompIifatior
bon @ebreden. 9illian ipurbe l84l IL
9euti6Ianb seboren, ipanberte nit isinei
gItern i'm britten 2ebensiabre na1 Mme,
rita aus unb pobnte felt SO Sabren pier
Ct ma6te ben 8iirserfries nit uni
idnitt bic Rebellenfiaese bel Sort Sum
ter nieber. IS iiberleben ibn auber iei
nsr Wittipe fdnf 2inber. Ssin 8ssrdb
niB fanb am Samitas itatt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Don Der shSseite.

Sn bsr beutidsn fatb. ct. Warisn
8irde empfiusen am Sonntas 48 8na.
ben uno 45 Wdbden gum erfen MaIe bic
beilise Communion.
sS- Nesen @ei9Sftsaufsabe. sluss
psrfauf bon Groceries unb @aenwaarsn
gum aOtenpreis. s. 6. 9urfisb. SIT
2ada. Muenue. l4,4m.
@ine Special. 8eriammIuna Der Siib.
ieits SanbeIss Bebbrbe iit fiir bieien ssrei.
tag 9lbenb sinberufsn tporbsn, bel ber
ui&tise @ei&afts sur 8srbanbIuns &c.
lanssn.
Ser Sunee gbriiiian 8onif bon Bros,
pect Gpsnue feI am Wlontas an Yittstor
Npenue BON elmer 2elsrmauer, tpobei ei
ni&t unsrbebli&e 8erIstunsen bapon.
trug.
Baitor S6mibt, ber nsue SeeIiorsel
Der Gp. Sriebens @smeinbe, pirb an
nd&fsn SOnntae in Der ct. 9auIi
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
@anne Gpuntn.

SonrSbaIe. e.--9lIe bieiissn @siddfts.
bduier fhIOien aus gIdtuns fir ben
perf. &ep. Dobsrtp am Sreitae bon 9
bis 10 llbr 8ormittass ibrs Tbarsn,
ipdbrenb bas 8,srdbniB fattfanb. Gin
4idbrissr Sobn bes 5Ietder 8unnea er.
trant AM borIebtenlDiittmod in 8unnsl'a q
Bonb; fein 86rper iparb ip6ter aufses
funoen.-8 8apitaIifen BON bieiem unt
9iep gorf Staate babeu cine Aftiense.
feai6aft sesriinoet, UNI BEL SGo Ganaan
in bieiem County fur SiIber unb 8upfss
Radiudunsen anSuiteaen.-9is Ser.
faufsurfunbe bon Safe ArieI, an 6. $.
Sdaot unb q. S. SOrau ausseitsat. IL
am Dienftas bier elnsetrasen iporoen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Midael albre6t,
Serrem= Sbmcicer,
RO. AOs 0teorp etrase.

Die bsisn. ssnau palTsnesu ansiiss su ME
UrigRtn prtiffn In br Staet. Maht cure
Bfftluussu test sts bic 5riibiabrs Cation
atrtn 95btpunit trrti6t.
&tparatnrsn, Rfiniptn unb 6SrbsH Srn 8Isi-
ban bfasne basrei. t2,2m
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
0pn Netersbura.

= Cine 8eranoeruns in Der Sabrssil
oer 6traBenbabn bierber tritt am nab.
fen MOntae elm.
-Srsb. SdIad bon 2ittIe gnsIant
ii am Donneritas ipesen MibbanoIune
feiner Srau auf 80 Gage nab bsm @e'
fdnsnib seianbt tporben.
Ser 10 Sabre aIte Satob Sart.
mann bon bier, Der an epileptiidsn 4n.
fallen Ieibet. betam am Samfas in Der
Wittasitunbs einsn iOIden nor benz Der.
Staaten @ebdube. bon benz er ii9 in
ettpa Is Minutsn ipiebsr srboIts. iporaui
fein iin8erer ibn besIeitenter 8ruber ibn
aus Der sussIaufensn Menfdenmenss
tpesfibrte.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Go Iphnt iidl. Sppb,s sarfasariII

= 60 tpbnt iid. Soob's SarfupariIIa
au brnuden. 8ei reinem 8lut braudt
Sbr feline Insit su baben Dor Grippe,
2unsensntsiinouns, Dipbtsritis Ober Sic.
ber.
Suub's Pillen finb bon ben ausss.
fu&teitsn pfanssn forsfdItisf CUBES
reitet. 25c.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
gsela, ansaeseianeter aaffee.

90 lHrsibt uns cine DAME aus Sras, bic
100 plumb BON einer lln,e unirts btutl9sn
Saiftts jcs Die llu,e fofete is 25 Gsnts-
aIlO 100 pfunb suten aaiTefs-io gut pit 8is,
f6rfibt ie uns; Mlss fir 25 Gents.
Ia Srr Sal,er ifnpst portpfrei IS padsts
friibr @emiiie,Samsu, ssuus fir cine SAINT
lis na& @mpfans ron 81.
90 Sic oieie gioti, ausf9Heiotn unb init
is Gents 8riefmarfen an Spbn VI. SaI,n 9th
Co., Ga GroGe, Uis, lenbsn, bsfcmntu Si.
frd Elm padtt aaifse- 9pbntn- Samen unb Gal.
ssr's bsuif&sn Satales. Dsu i&u StataIOs
allsin stesn Gents porto.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17

= Gmerifanern, tuel6s tpdbrenb bss
tommenbsn Sommers mad Deuti4Iane
ooer &ublano su reiien beabiidtissn,
muB eeruiben perben. iid bon bem
Staatsbspartement in @aibinston 9dfIs
ausheaen su Iafen, ba na6 ben neusn
8efimmunsen cine peri6nIids Sosnti.
fieiruns unerIdBli& 1T. ebe bic Der.
Staaten,8oti&aftsn in europa ibrer.
ieits 8dife ausfeIen f6nnen.
p@ Das ,,@O6enbIatt" sntbaIt al,
0a&ridten unb foitet nur $500.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
Snnnfore.

= 4usuit 8uns bat an 8lafeIp
Strabs Elm @rccsriesei&dft sr6fnst.
= DaS Opfsr sines ,.unseIabensn'
RsboIbers ipurbe am Diittwo6 Der Bar.
bier RuboIpb Wepsrboppsr babier. Gin
4npeienber seiste bic Baife unb aud
Meperbopper tpoate bas Ding bsisbsn
sr lieb ben Me6unismus mebrere Ral,
ipieIen unb iette auIebt bic Wuffs bintsl
oas redte DIR uno IieB ben Oride,
fallen. DiesmaI mar bic @aifs leibel
ssIaoen uno man bat serinse SOffnuni
fir ben Beripunbeten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
AIS
9anrel Sill Bart Sotel,

an Der Sunmcre 8oas.
Der tinter5eidnete bat bas SoteI bes Germ
0torss &inbad on Der Sunmore Hoao ibsr.
nommea uuo wiro fid btitreben. ben iueriben
@dfm mit bem Seitsn auJuwartsn. mos side
unb Keller bietet.
9uosm i'd mid benz 9tebrien Rublfum
beftsns smpfsbIe. Iabe i'd gu Subrtidsm BE.
iahs 1asbenit Elm. 8rib 9 &mibt
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SSm. Gificmberger's
CemtfNeS @Gbel=0eiOGft,

aa9 uub a3I Nenn ape., sssnHsn gahasn sha.
garIor.g .ginridtnaen $35 unb afmdrts SdafSmmerghri
gen, s Stld, $19 uno autpdrtS. 9Narasen $3 uno au
mars Gprinseo Wiatraben $1.5O uno aufwarS
9tSbela eoer Mrt bias nma gut.
'' unbba bepreL Spr9 N mans
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1896-04-17
TittleD'S+
as"s Triiblingss s@aarell.

Bir babsn lsbt gum gsrfaut ben eIeaanis.
fen gorratb Don
Sefaenneen unS SpiseH,
Den lutr is as3eist babsn.
llniere einie bon
Dafd stleiber Waareu
IT pollftancis neu uno umfabt
5rans6iiide Srsanbies,
SranaOiii9e unb 9lmerifanii&s percaIes,
8eiane Dimities.
Sdottil9e unb Sriide Dimiiies,
8opal GrempI Strsifen,
@bantiar Spiben Streifen,
Saeonet Su6eiIe. Gorbeb @uGs,
Sdottii&s @insbams,
Dsibe unb farbise Srans5ff&e piaues.
5rans6iii9e @eIatsas, Semen 8atiRs,
NIT pafenoen 8efdssn.
psriiiae 2aipns. punftirts Gnifies.
uno sins boIIe einie bon GtapeI Beibluaareu.
$40 uub 512 9adatpanna Ape.
The herald., 1896-02-08
Not Quite Meant for Him.

A countryman who was walking along II
certain street the other day stopped in front
Of fire station and looked in.
Have many fires in this town." he in
qured OF one Of the iremen standing in the
door.
I'VE have 'em pretty ofen,' replied the
other.
"Do you have to 60 to all of them?"
mo not unless they're in cur district. or
unless there's a general alarm"
Ever try to see how quick you can hitch
up?"
"Oh. yes'
At that instant there came an alarm. Al
the first stroke of the gong the men ran to
their posts, the doors Of the stalls opened.
the horses ran out and we're quickly hitcned
10 the hose cart, and within few seconds
men, horses and cart were out of the deer
and speeding down the street.
The interested young man watched the
performance with undisguised admiration.
"By gumr' he exclaimed. That's some
thing like! There amt town in the whole
O. the country where they'd go to all tina;
trouble to show stranger what they cal
do.''--London Iit-Bits.
The herald., 1896-02-08
HIS ULTIMATUM.

''Do you wish to open an account?" The
small man, who but moment pefore hda
entered the large grocery store and engaged
the attention of the head clerk, snilteu
uneasily on his feet. as he replied:
"Certainly. sir, there is always that pos
sibilitv. SIppose. having ascertained that
nv credit was fairly good, | should De per
mitted to do so. are you aware OF the
amount of trouble I might cause you!
cay possibly, because
"Excuee me-" said the clerk, but am
very busy, /"
Zone moment" waved the eloquent
stranger. as he took a prune from an ao-
iacent box, LET me point out to you the
ANNOYANCE. the expense to which you might
be placed. Say, having opened the account
I buy $50 worth OF goods the first nlonta.
Tho next month I put you off wnile oroer-
ing another $50 worth. Your collector calls
repeatedly without avail. Finally, you place
the matter in the hands OF lawyer. II re
cues. The affair gets into the courts. fuD-
licity ensues. Time
Say" said the clerk. 81 cannot stand
hero all day. What do you want any
way? What"
Thine. as I was about to remark said
the stranger. nibbling al layer fs, passes
You secure judgment and. being torced 10
it, pay up. But, sir, consider wnat you
have lost--the interest on your money. the
trouble, the immense annoyance. and wnat
not. All this can be avoided. Now, Sir, TO
business. tell you what I'll do
"Well" roarei the clerk. what will you
do?"
"I'Il DO this" calmly replied the lit;p
man, carefully extracting the bones from
red herring, and mechanically preakls
| open q box OF waters. Yes, sir, II you q
vance me the small sum Of s2 in cash. II
agree not to omen an account with youi-
New York World.
The herald., 1896-02-08

Some time back the play Of Hamlet"
was being performed at a theater. In a
scene with Polonius, the crafty cid courter
asks: do you know me, My Lord?"
The Prince responds: Excellent well, you
are a fishmonger."
On hearing this an old woman In the gal
lery stood up, and shaking her fist, shouted
excitedly: well s'posing he is-that's bet
ter than play-actin', any day.
The herald., 1896-02-08
At n Lottery AGENTS

"Can you let me have ticket NJ"
why do you want that numb''N -
erence to any other?"
my uncle appeared TO me go a ui . LII
with the figure 8 on each of hitt1,ecoMh,so oh,o, ~,
The agent, after running hiT o'ei al
the tickets he had left. said:, .,.,
Had he his mouth open she ''ine
Eyes. wide OPEN"
''Ah! here is the very tks'
And he handed his custo,lu o,usant r,tNe' "''A
the number 505.-Journll Husaht.
The herald., 1896-02-08

Mr.. Laffan (humorist looking up suddenly
from his work)-My dear. 1 do wish you
would break yourself of that silly habit Of
laughing out loud when you are reading.
How do you expect me to do anything
Mrs. Laffan-But it's the manuscript OF
your own book am reading, dear.
Mr. Laffan-Ah, yes--certainly--of course.
Ah-what was l saying? Oh, yes-wonder-
jul how much more work l can do at hcme
than l could dc at the Office. isn't it, Marie
The herald., 1896-02-08

A story is told of some visitors who we
going through country Jail under the G
cort OF the chief warden. After q lity
while they came to room in which thu
women were sewing. II
Dear me-" ono of the visitors W,
pered, what vicious looking creatl''
Pray, what are they here for?''
because they have no other home. MS
Is our sitting room, and they are mFie
and two daughters" blandly respond 'He
warden.
The herald., 1896-02-08

The proprietor Of a menagerie relates that
enc Of his lions once had a thorn taken out
of mis- paw by French Lieutenant in
Algeria. The lion sfterward ran over tho
list OF officers belonging to the regiment
of his benefactor, and Gu. of gratitude de-
voured all of superior grade to the Lieu
tenant, who thereby found himself pro-
NOTED to the rank Of Colonel.
The herald., 1896-02-08
&.ljerCncp,

First Actor-ell how are you getting
second Do-uaiyausioistkauw
tn,aiWhsh1hiy-oA auwaurrrrrrrrrrrimfo-
First Do.-yhy. what's up with you?
How ,orp 1T since you began speaking
second D-Chinese? No, my boy; that's
EneIisb .5he is spoke by Henry Irving
~ Tho vts.-Das Alphorn.
The herald., 1896-02-08

Fogg-Oh, you are too hard on Flimsley.
He has his faults, bu. there is one good thing
about him.
Gibbs-And, pray, what is that?
Fogg-He-er--I can't recall it just at .his
moment.
The herald., 1896-02-08
A p,tter, n Cleanliness.

Frau A--Er3ll Nlman is an extreme
w tidv sort Of a neon, ont you think?
tS,a,, ri sbn,4 thak she was The
other day a burglagot hlo iler nouse' anu
the first thing shield ,as 70 ash Tue Hian
if he had winod us .ee' on tne ha''-
Unsere Gesellseh3.
The herald., 1896-02-08

SAnd the namc is to be-" esked the
lave minister. as he approached the fount
ith the precious armful of fat and flounces.
"Auguatus Philip Ferdinand Codrinton
Livingstone Snooks."
Dear, dear!' turning to the eexton "a
tile more water, Mr.. Perkins, if you
ease"
The herald., 1896-02-08
Nh Couuect;Ou.

A French newspaper recently publsned
the following unique advertisements:
IN. Emile Zola, of Piambeuf, mentor
of the spring nippers, notifies his dstom-
ers that he has nothing in comma Wltn
his namesake Emile Zoia, writer
The herald., 1896-02-08
Au,iabIe Mother.

Here, Tommy, is some nice ecastoroii,
with orange in it." =,
Dootor-Now. remember, dontsiVe IL al
to Tommy; leave some for me-
Tommy (who has had som before
Doctors a nice man, ma; gle II all 10
doctor.
The herald., 1896-02-08
Bosom Friends,

Amal,tsho,wi.ng 5. Sophie her ,. new por-
trai0-e photo is horrid, don't you
's;tr ss;otnri-Yes, but it is capital likeness
plautche.
The herald., 1896-02-08

Mrs. Aim surprised that your hus-
band earns so little, if he works as hard as
you say. What does he do?
Mrs. B.-The last thing he did was to
calculate how many times a clock licked il.
the course Of thousand years.
The herald., 1896-02-08

man, courting young woman, was in
terrogated by her father as to his occupd-
ton
II am paper hanger on large scale"
be replied
He married the girl, and turned out to be
2 bill poster.
The herald., 1896-02-08

vress Ito her cool)-Do shut the kitch-
NJ, or, the smell of roast goose pervades
thfhole street-here is actually the third
e1er who has been wanting to speak to
,,--Annaberger Wochenblatt.
The herald., 1896-02-08

She reading)-Faehiq novelties. Large
checks will be much iideman 1or winter
costumes.
there's no. much noyfy IN ln2'.
The herald., 1896-02-08

After th police had vainly endeavorcd
to dispersea mob, minister mounted q
box and nde the simple announcement;
"a collectiq will now be taken up" The
military cold not have done the work
quicker.
The herald., 1896-02-08

Miss Eerly-I am sorry to say no. I
should thk you could read my refusal in
my face.
reading beveen the lines.
The herald., 1896-02-08
EuOuUl for Him

Hojak-When you were abroad did you
see any royal portrait galleries?
Jack Potts-On the way over l saw the
pictures of three kings and two queens,
with two small pairs.
The herald., 1896-02-08

A mother in commencing her daughter to
riser.
"An early riser!'' she exclaimed. "I
should think so. Why, she's up in the
morning and has breakfast ready and makes
all the beds before anybody else is up in the
house.'
The herald., 1896-02-08

T. n,al,es no difference tw greet a fool
Won tnow man is. you vi alwafs have d
h oh oninion of his intetgence after you
discover that he edmires ou'
The herald., 1896-02-08

heaa journal says you ought to take
fhree-queters of an hour for dinner. 1t is
well, ais perhaps, to add few vegeta-
Dies and piece Of meat.
The herald., 1896-02-08

Jackson-Any sleeping apainenS il inc
club you belong to?
Snareigh-Not one, exec lhe eaa'hS
The herald., 1896-02-08

.WifeJohn, don't you think you are
Dit extEagant? bottle of champagne"
Husbid-My dear girl, what would you
say II WAS drinking it with some other
lady, asome men do?
Wife-ohn, we will have another bottle.
The herald., 1896-02-08
NIircansfrued.

Mason-I say. old chap, will you let mo
have your check for hundred dollars?
kilby-Certainly. Where's your hun.
dred2
The herald., 1896-02-08

Il is reported that there is skipper who
has been so often across the Atlantic that
he knows every wave by sight.
The herald., 1896-02-08
True.

May-Bah! Weddings are such bore.
They are interesting only to two people.
Lord Dedbrok-Yes; to the groom and
his creditors.
The herald., 1896-02-08
r-~wSsn.%wWW2

A striking likeness of Brother Jonathan,
after sending rude messages to the British
Lion.-Ally Sloper.
The herald., 1896-02-08

School Inspector--"T am we'll pleased :,
ith your work. Now, remain quie: While
your teacher accompanies me to the other
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development should be of the very
highest and shorn of the superstitions
and mummified trammels in which she
has been hitherto stifled. Added to this,
she should neglect nothing in manner
or appearance which contributes TO
health or happiness whether in herself
or others"
This, then, is no half-awakened Gala
tea who plays the part of Maxine"
but a woman Of both brain and beauty,
and who feels intensely the part she is
playing, whose graceful, winning per-
sonality is but a background for her
conception of that latest development
OF the century, the new woman"
Edwin Milton Royle. Lucius Hender-
son, Selma Fetters and an excellent
supporting company, will be at Ma
guire's three nights beginning Monday
evening. The public seem to have
heartily tired of the modern farce
comedy. and again turn their patron
age to society drama" so-called;
plays whose component parts are high
class comedy, pathos. well written dia-
logue. and interesting dramatic situa-
tons. and whose characters are ladies
and gentlemen Of the present day
That the high-class comedy drama is
meeting with popular approval is
proven by the attendance of as large