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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

What splendid platform the Massa-
chusetts Republicans have formulated
Tor Mr.. Cleveland as a third term
candidate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29
In His Vest Pocket.

Apparently Governor Wells has the
eight--hour law in his vest pocket
Eureka Democrat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

There are laws for the regulation of
the manufacture of oleomargarine and
why should there not be for fat-frying?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29
HuMoR OF THE HOUR

And will you love me eternallv2p
Lieutenant-How can you ask such a
question? | always love eternally.-Fle-
gende Batter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

The Ohio financial plank satisfies no
one; even Mckinley no longer likes it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

If Mckinley is not nominated at st.
Louis the New York World will go
into Mysteries.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

General Weyler answers Senator
Sherman's vituperative TRADE against
him with sweet reasonableness.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

An Oakland, Cal, girl swings clubs
for charity. Our policemen swing them
for peace.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

The Massachusetts, Republicans took
the gold cure straight
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

1t is policy and not principle that
causes Tom Reed to refrain from
poaching in other candidates pre-
serves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

A great objection to the Rontgen ray
is that it shows people UP in their true
light.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

Mark Hanna rolls up the delegates
for Mckinley with roll.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

The Buckeye horse may be more of a.
WINNER than a winner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

university, who has lately conducted
some remarkably successful experiments
with the ''X' rays, has written a paper
for the April Forum entitled 1.-The Cath
ode Ray-Its Character and Effects
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

What can it be that has come be-
tween Dawson and his wife? They used
to be SO happy together
Mrs. Dawson got the chafiing-dish
habit"
"oh, too bad. Poor Dawsonr-Harper's
Bazaar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

The opening chapters of new serial
story by Horatio Alger, jr., are given in
the April number of Frank Leslie's Pleas
ant Hours for Boys and Girls. 1t is called
"Gerald's Mission" and was written es-
pecially for this bright magazine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

A Necessary Distinction-Friend (read-
ing manuscript)-A poor beggar-
Why poor? Do you know of any rich
beggars?"
Author-.'Lots of them. They're howl
ing for a higher tariff.-Puck
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

I've had my experience with doctors
who charge big prices" said the man
whose leg was battered in a railroad col
lision; Il wasn't in the hospital five min
utes before they had my leg. Cincinnati
Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

SILvER-6S1s.
LEAD-Brokers, 2.90.
COPPER-Brokers, 10.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

The Right Hon. James Bryce, NJ. p,
author of that most popular and sue
cessful work THE American Common
wealth." has written an article for the
rican Constitution" elaborate analy-
sis of the systems of government in the
two South African republics-the Trans
Taal and the Orange Free State.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

G. F. Putnam's Sons have in press for
early publication the book of the Hast
ings chess tournament, which will be is
sued simultaneously in London and in
New York The volume will contain the
full official record of the $50 games played
by the twenty-five competitors at this
interna tional congress- these games being
fully and carefully annotated by a distin-
guished body of experts, including in their
number the eight prize winners.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-29

OFFICE. THE HERALD block, cor
ner West Temple and First South streets,
Salt Lake City
, 1896-04-01

Bekjendtgjcrelse

MET bekjendtgj6res herved, at som
~ F6lge af Overdommer JURS'
Function som Vice Gouyerneur un-
der undertegnede Gouverneurs Fra
verelse for ct Tidsrum af inGtil 9
Maaneder fra omtrent den 1ste
April d.A. at regne er Gouverne-
ments-S |ocretair Z. q. LIMPRICHT,
r. af Dig, konstitueret som Over
dommer i den Kongelige yestindiske
LandsOgerret.
Gouvernementet for de dansk-ve,tindisko
ger, St. Thomas, den 26do Marts 1896.
UEDEMANN.
, 1896-04-01
Translation.


m is hereby made known, hat in
consequence Of Chief Justice
JURS acting as Vice Governor dur
ing the absence Of the undersigned
Governor for a term not exceeding
6 months. to be reckoned from about
the 1st of April a. c., Government
Secretary P. G. LIMPRICHT, KID.
has been appointed to act during
the same time as Judge in the
Royal West India Upper Court.
The Government of the Danish West India
Islands. St. Thomas, the Goth March 1895.
lIEDEMANN.
, 1896-04-01
ETrOkIalna.

nile og Enhver. der MATTE
~ have noget at fordre Boet efter
FRANCIS XAVIER PRAD[NES
abode Enke Maria Cleopha Pradine
f0dt Emmanuel indkaldes herved
med 3 Maan ders Varsel til for
undertegnede Skifteret at anmelde
og bevisliggj0re leres Kray.
st. Thoma Sklfteret, den 26de Marts 1896.
HALVOR HANSEN.
, 1896-04-01
R 0 E D II G s
OF THE
COLONIAL COUNCIL
FOR ST. GIRO

MONDAY, 23rd March 1896, - o'clock noon
the Colonial Council held its 9Th Ordinary
Meeting.
The following Momhers were absent, viE:-
LIST, End & 9Th Grown Members (Quin. Lem
ming, u Dahl, LIST Member for Christiansted
(Creagh), 3rd Member for Christiansted
(Pretto), 9rd &1tth Members for Christian.
sted's Country District (Jensen & Didrioh-
SEM, Of whom Lemm g, DlilI. Creagh, Jen-
sen and Didrichsen had nude excuses.
The Governor Of the Danish West Indies
was present.
The Chairman notified the receipt of the
following communications from Government
viz l, 9th March 1896, No. 246, accord
ing to which at the election held on the 2lst
last month, Messrs. Thomas Hewitt and
James Roberts ha been elected as respect
lively lst and 4th Members for FrederikSted'
Country District for the elective pen iods from
18th April 1898 to 18th April 1895; Z, 2lst
February, No. 1879, forwarding copies of Re
port from the School Board for 1895. which
copies are at the disposal of Members; 3. 8rd
March, No. 22l, forwarding Rectifcations to
the Budget for 1867, which will come on
along with the Budget.
The minutes of the last meeting were read
and adopted.
The Council proceeded to:
/. Examination of patents of election for
Messrs. L. Hewitt and J. Roberts as respsc-
lively LIST. and 4th Members for Frederik-
sted'S Country District.
Messrs. Hewitt and Roberts were present
and had handed in their patents, which were
examined and found in order, and after J.
Roberts had signed the prescribed formular
Of oath, while Mr.. L. Hewitt having previ-
ously been q Member of the Council was not
required to sign that formular, The Chairman
declared Tn. Hewitt and JAS. Roberts entitled
to a seat and vote in the Council.
2. End Discussion on Draft of Budget with
Money Bills appertaining thereto for
the financial year 1862, with Rectif-
cations to the Budget.
No Amendments had been proposed to
the Money Bills.
2nd Member for Frederiksted's Country
District (BIacktsood) said there might be
some new Members who have not here in the
Council become acquainted with tile discus
sions on the yearly Budgets, but probably
those Members have read outside the Council
of the discussions that for years have trans
pired OH these Budgets. AS far as lie could SEQ
there was nothing that could all for achangs
of the view which theCouncil has of late years
taken Of these Budgets; the appearances of
She coming year do not warrant any other
plan than that followed by the Conncil of
late. For some years the Council has refused
to vote Oh the Budget, last year the Council
voted against the Budget. We know full
we'll that funds are required for carrying OH
the Administrative affairs; but we are aware
that the surplus funds have Of late years
been furnished by the Home Government;
if they see fit to DO so, we may say all right,
let them do il, but the Colonial Council can
, 1896-04-01
Translati0,I.
Publication.

JPT is hereby made known, that
20 the undersigned Governor will
leave for Europe about the LIST of
April a. c. for a term not exceeding
6 months and that the Judge Of the
Danish West India Upper Court,
Mr.. II. A. JURS, KID, in accord
ance with Royal Resolution Of 10th
November 1883 No. 5 Will act as
Vice Governor during my absence.
India Islands, St. Thomas, the 18th March
1896.
HEDEMANN.
, 1896-04-01
Lutheran Church.

On Holy Thursday and Easter Day there
will be held Divine Service in Christiansted's
Lutheran Church; and on Good Friday in
Fredeliksted at the usual hours 90 & 12.)
, 1896-04-01
OFFTCIAL NOTICES.
Bel

13AET bekjendtgj0res herved, at
60 undertegnede Gouverneur i
Dagene omkring den 1ste April d. A.
VII a%fc@jse til Europa for ct Tidsrum
at indti! 6 Maanedcr, og at Over
dommer den Kongelige vestindiske
Landsoyerret II. A. JURS, r. af
Dds, j Oyerensstemmelse med
Kongelig Resolution Of lode Nov
ember 1888 No. 5 under Fraverelsen
vii fungere som Vicegouyerneur.
GouveInen.ente for dc dansk- vestindisks
Ger, St. Thomas, den 26de Marts 1896.
HEDIM ANN.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22
THE IMMIGRATION BILL.

If the Lodge immigration bill, which passed the senate last week, shall final ly be sent to the president the con- ress will have accomplished a praise worthy act The bill certainly ought to become a law. Its chief provision is that all immigrants over the age of fourteen years shall know how to read and write in their own language, which is certainly a very moderate requirement.
 Prior to 1880, or about that date, our immigrants were from the stronger and more advanced nations of Europe, from the United Kingdom, Germany France, Norway, Denmark and Swed- en. If they were not all educated there were but few actual illiterates among them, and they possessed high order of natural ability. Our foreign population became the bone and sin CIV of the land, and in generation grew to be assimilated with our insti- 1 tutions.
 It is not so with the largest propor- tion of the immigrants today They are a different people from the great Teutonic and Celtic races that pre- ceded them. They care nothing for oul institutions or for our government They do not believe in education even after their settlement here. They keeI their children from school as much as possible and set them to work as soor as they can run about. They come from the central and southern parts of Europe-from Italy, Austria, Rus sia and around the Mediterranean, anG are woefully illiterate. They are in dustrious as workmen. but have nc desire for citizenship, and they only increase the already large number O. the unemployed.
 The Lodge bill should become law so that as many as possible of these undesirable persons may be kept ou of the country.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22
PEOPLE OF NOTE.

Charles A. Carter, who has just been elected mayor of Atlanta, Georgia, will be the first native of Atlanta to sit in the mayors chair.
 Thirteen letters written by George Washington over hundred years ago were sold in London recently for S2,- $50. This is an average of about $1S0 piece.
 Prince Louis Lucien Bonaparte's great pathological library has been sold to a London bookseller, as the efforts to raise money enough to buy it for the Guildhall library were unsuccessful.
 Prince Ranjitisinjhi, the cricketer, appears as one of the articles on the free list in the New South Wales tar if. He is going to visit the country with an English team next year, and has been excepted by name from the penalties of bill imposing a tax of land in the colony. The bill is intend ed to exclude Hindoos, Chinese and Japanese from Australia.
 The Paris Figaro the other day cele- brated the first anniversary of it's tran sition from a four to a six page sheet the directors of the journal, NM. de Rodays and Perivier, having invited the editorial staff of their large body of contributors to meet them at dinner It was a notable gathering, but more representative of French literature than of journalism Among the guests were Jules Lemaitre, Henri Houssaye and Pierre Lott" Emile Zola was not invited
 During the Russian czar's visit tc Balmoral he took keen delight in the unceremonious shooting parties which were arranged in his honor. One day
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22
WHERE IS THE SURPLUS?

The announcement of the surplus may now be taken as the one surprise and the one sensation in President Cleveland's last message. The presi- dent has no doubt cnuckled several times at the curiosity he has aroused
 If there is an actual surplus" on hand, in addition to the gold reserve fund, it must be what is left of the S262 ,000, 900 borrowed by the admins tration, and the country is now paying taxes on the surplus, which cannot be a very healthy one. In the meantime our Democratic friends, in spite of the deficit of eight millions of dollars fol November, insist that no tariff legis- lation should be passed by congress
 The friends of the Wilson-Gorman act still insist that 1t is good thing to stand by, and that any further ''agita, tion" of the tariff would be dangerous to the peace of the commercial world
 No one imagines that President
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

Ex-Governor Pattison of Pennsyl- vania, who is in the west looking after his mining interests, has been inter- viewed, and says that the first thing congress ought to do is to pass revenue legislation that vii bring in enough revenue to pay the governments bills and help it out of the debt that is con tinually growing. MT. Pattison is talking sound Republican talk, and if he does not stop he will get himself disliked by the Popocrats and free traders who think that the only duty before congress now is to pass a bill for the free coinage of silver and to place tax Of dollar a barrel on all beer brewed in this country for the purpose of raising revenue, letting the question of tariff alone
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

Cleveland or any of his following, who think as he thinks, are serious when they declare that the Wilson-Gorman tariff is doing wonderful things for the country. They cannot believe what they say. Every report made by the secretary of the treasury gives the ent session of congress cannot be ex- pected to pass any tariff measure, and thus it has come to be recognized that a special session of congress will be held to consider the matter of procur- ing a revenue. The special session, however, will altogether depend upon the complexion of the next senate. It would be folly to call a special session if the Republicans are not assured of majority on the tariff issue. What ever is done in the direction of amend ing the tariff act cannot, in any way, injure the business of the country. Anything done by the Republicans would be to the advantage of our own people, and there is nothing to dread in that. It is folly to continue piling up deficit every month solely because the visionary theorists of the last con- gress and of the present administration
 will not admit their mistake.
 It takes a strong man to admit his mistake, especially when that mistake i follows the adoption of a theory ad-
 vanced for many years. The presi- dent would have done credit to himself
 by admitting the facts in the case and
 calling upon congress to undo the
 Democratic blunder But he missed
 his opportunity and went duck shoot | ing
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22
A LIBEL ON ARIZONA.

The Phoenix correspondent of the Los Angeles Times shows surprising lack of knowledge of the mining re- sources of this territory in the course of an article in Sundays Times on the subject of Arizona's future. This is what he says about mining here:
 The whole future of Arizona lies in irrigation. Mines come and go. They dazzle for a day or year or may be ten years, and then they peter out, or the metal goes down in price, and they are abandoned. The richest mines, so far as surface indications go, have already been found and worked out, or are being depleted. The future of Arizona does not lie in the direc- tion of mining. Twenty years from now will not show any more mining than is being done today.
 We doubt not that ninety-nine out of one hundred men interested in Ari- zona will take issue with the above declaration. The facts are directly antagonistic to it. What about the United Verde mine! What about the Congress gold mine! What about the Old Dominion! What about a dozen others that are producing more min eral now than ever before in their his tory? The two first mentioned prop critics have limitless bodies of ore The Old Dominion has been a paying proposition for years and those inter- ested in it say it's possibilities from a dividend paying standpoint are won derful. Every few days we hear oi some rich strike being made. The Black Warrior mine in the Globe dis trict is now in process of development with every prospect of profitable re- turns. The Los Angeles Times mar evidently had some of the abandoned silver mines in mind when he wrote that remarkable paragraph. AS mat ter of fact mining in Arizona is but il | it's infancy. The annual output O. gold from our mines already is enor nous. In the next two or three year! the world will look with astonish ment upon the figures relating to Ari ZOna's mineral wealth. The Los An
 geles Times man has made a deplor able mistake.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

The average westerner seems to lose sight of the fact that capital and the commercial centers are east of the Rocky mountains. These two con- bined is where prosperity first com mences, and it takes time for the cen tral force to create an outside wave.- Williams News.
 There are many average western ers' in this region who are trying to make capital out of the fact that pros perity is not yet enjoyed by the entire country. These average" people vii cease their croaking before spring It's pity they can't be segregated and forced to undergo perpetual hart times.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

while out on a grouse drive, the en- peror caught sight of a flock of sheep some distance off from where he was shooting, and immediately asked his companion whether they were wild or tame. On being told the latter he in stantly set off running to try and catch one, but long before he came to where they were grazing he fell in to boggy hole. On returning to his companion he expressed himself as having thoroughly enjoyed the adven- ture, and added, You know, mayn' t do these things in Russia"
 An interesting autograph letter of the late Signor Crispi was sold the other day at ladies bazaar in Berlin. Its contents were as follows: Some assert that Europe incllnes to peace. It is an illusion. The powers who are thinking of revenge, or who have am- bilious plans, do not plunge into a war, because they fear it. On the day when they think themselves sure of success, peace will be at an end, and Europe will be turned into a battle field" It is to be presumed that the autograph is dated, but the English correspondent who sends it does not mention a date.
 Edward McHugh, the English labor agitator, became convinced one day last week that this is a land of ice water. In his room in New York hotel he rang the bell, wishing fo1 writing material. A boy came to the door, thrust in a pitcher of ice water and vanished. Mr. McHugh rang again. Another boy and another pitcher of ice water came, and the boy scurried off as did the first. Finally the labor man became desperate. He stood with the door ajar, and when 6 sixth boy and sixth pitcher were within reach he seized the youth, gave him his order and made him carry the six pitchers of ice water down stairs
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22
NONE BUT AYERS AT THE
 WORLDS FAIR.

Ayers Sarsaparilla enjoys the ex- traordinary distinction of having been the only blood purifier allowed an ex- hibit at the Worlds Fair, Chicago Manufacturers of other sarsaparillas sought by every means to obtain a showing of their goods, but they were all turned away under the application of the rule forbidding the entry of patent medicines and nostrums. The decision of the Worlds Fair authori- ties in favor of Ayers Sarsaparilla was in effect as follows: Ayers Sarsapa- rilla is not a patent medicine It does not belong to the list of nostrums. It is here on it's merits"
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22
OBSERVATIONS.
ing.

It is a poor horse race that doesn't t bring something to the three-ball mer- chant.
 It's cruel to catch f1y-unless you are on a ball team: then it's brutal to miss one
 Moses in the only man that ever played Pharaoh and got away without losing a cent.
 Records are immortal things; you can't break an old one without mak- ing new one.
 The man who won't see his own er- TOTS is playing against himself with loaded dice
 When you are betting on a sure thing always hold out enough to pay your car fare home.
 To call on a friend and find bent pin on your chair, is sign that there is a small boy in the family.
 All signs fail in dry weather-except lager beer signs. The dryer the wealth CT the better they flourish. When man can go into pawn shop without quickening of the pulse, or heightening of color, it's a sure sign that he has been there before.
 There are two places in newspaper where a man is superstitious about having his name appear: the obituary column and the police court record Beware of the man who smiles when he is angry; he is likely to be danger ous. And beware Of the man who looks glum when he is glad he is probably a humorist.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

The object of the congress of moth CTS which is shortly to assemble in Washington is explained by Mrs. Adlat E. Stevenson to be the raising up ot mothers in the land It is another way of promoting our infant indus tries, as it were.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

If the Republicans of California wish to see a California man in the cabinet let them unite on man and do their best to secure his appoint ment. Californians have a bad habit of standing in their own light Is there no Republican in the state who can command the united support of his party?
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

Nine-tenths of the delegates to the irrigation congres will praise Arizona when they return to their homes The remaining tenth will find it difficult to make out a bill of particulars against the territory. The congress
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

A congressman is not considered in the swim if he does not introduce a resolution demanding that this country recognize the belligerency of Cuba. It is getting to be quite the fad to shake ones fist at Spain.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

Ian Maclaren'' has ended his tour of this country with high opinion of the literary taste of our people which is possibly not unconnected with their demonstrated readiness to part with their money at the box offices of lec- ture halls.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

Let us hope that in the case of Mir Huggan of Boston, who is a candidate for reelection to the school board on the Women's and Independent Wo- mems tickets, there is nothing in a name
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

Continued Hard Times is one of the aliases of the advance agent of sperity.-Gazette.
 The merchants of Phoenix will not agree with our neighbor, as witness the advertising columns of the Re publican.
Arizona republican., 1896-12-22

It must be admitted that MT. Cleve- lands success at bringing down ducks and piling up deficits has never been equaled in the presidential office.