Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1896-07-09
An Easy Cure for Drunkenness.

| he thought he saw the point.
An Easy Cure for Drunkenness.
Drunkenness. Morphine and Tobacco
| habits easily cured by the use of Hills
Double chloride OF Gold Tablets. No
effort is required Of the patient and stimu-
lants may be taken as usual until
given up. Tablets may be given in tea or
coffee without the patients knowledge. A
cure guaranteed in every case. For sale
by all first class druggists, or will be cent
on receipt of 81 co. For full particulars
| address The Ohio Chemical Works, Lima,
Ohio.
Full Of good points-a pin cushion.
TT is easier to beat broken drum, I"
says the Philosopher, "than a bad egg" :"
-"I am not generally considered
charitable, " said the acrobat; "but do a
many good turn for the public"
Small in size but great in results. De-
Wits Little Early Risers act gently but
thoroughly, curing Indigestion, dyspepsia
and constipation. Small pill. safe pill,
best pill.
j. C. RKDIcK.
"Boo-hoo-hoo" roared Tommy;
"Billy's eaten all my cake"
You said might hsye a bite" said
Billy, land it isn't my fault If my bite
is as big as your cake"
HOODS PILLS care Liver Ills,
Biliousnesa, indigestion, Headache.
A pleasant Laxative. All DrwGStstS.
Overheard in butchers shop: What
a lovely sleeps heart you sent ME yes
terdayl Please let me have another from
the same animel!
Pass the good word along the line. Piles
can be quickly cured without an opera
ton by simply applying DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salye.
j. C. REDIoK
-Muggins: What was the cause Of
Wigwag and his. wife getting divorc-
ed?
Buggins: 1t started when they bought
different makes Of bicycles.
Persons who have coughing spell
every night, on account of tickling SEN
ga tion in the throat, may overcome it at
once by dose Of Ono Minute Cough Cure.
j. g. REDIcK.
-Blobbs. Has Wigwag ever shown
any indication of remarkable courage?
Slobbs: He urnpfred a game Of base
ball once.
We are aIious to do little good in this
world and can think of no pleasanter or
better way to do it than by recommending
One Minute Cough cure as preventive of
pneumonia, consumption and other serious
lung troubles that follow neglected colds
j. o. REpIoK
Young doctor: Which do you con-
slider the best paying speciality
Old doctor: People who only think
they are sick.
When we consider that the intestines
are about ave times as long as the body,
We can realize the intense suffering eI-
perlenced when they become infamed
DeWitts Collie d Cholera cured subdues
Inflammation at once and completely re-
moves the difficulty.
- ~ 4Nhbi1h"
Why is the G like a gentleman who
has left an evening party?-Because 1t
makes one, gone.
TT. Anthony, E1- Postmaster Of Pro-
mise Oity, Iowa, says: 81 bought one
bottle OF Mystic Cure for rheumatism,
and two doses OF it did me more good than
\ 4n1A hNy
Redick, and j. r. Balph druggists. Butler.
Counter irritants People who examine
the whole of the stock and buy nothing.
"A cook advertises for situation, and
adds, "No objection TO dressing chill
rem" Horrible!
The dead are never ill., Consequently
all diseases may be classified as affections
OF the liver.
Rhcsmahsm Cured IN u Day.
"Mystio Cure" for Rheumatism and
Neuralgia radically cures in / to days
Its action upon the system is remarkable
and mysterious. 1t removes at once the
cause and the disease Immediately disap-
pears. The first dose greatly benefits; 20
cents Sold by J. Redic, and J. +.
Balph Druggists, Butler Apr w
Now that each woman has a wheel.
Dame Nature, too, has caught the
craze.
And fred with consuming zoal.
She scorches through the lengthen-
ing days"
Harmless cxplosion-A burst OF sio-
quence.
The bump Of destructivcness"-A
railway collision.
One kind of high living which does
not produce the gout-Living IN garret'
What's the use of putting watch IN
soak when il already has a spring inside