The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1896-02-13
Globe Sights at Men and Woman

LADIES FIRST, OF COURSE.
An ugly woman can get uglier than an,
other thing on earth.
We wish we were woman: woman
can improve her looks so much.
1t is all right for woman to keen .
COW who also keeps her husband.
"A woman marries man not because
she loves him, but because she is poor.
| When woman gives party. she alse
gives the neighbors an opportunity to talk
about her.
| Whenever the women rave about a oir)
and say she is pretty, it is a sign that she
is not pretty.
| No girl in love is pretty: a girl in love
| begins to show some worry that dist;n-
| cuisines setting hen.
! When woman goes off to visit her kin
she is sometimes influenced more by
hunger than by affection.
| Almost all married men are better off
financially than their old bachelor friends
the women deserve some credit.
| A woman might as we'll propose for
! "AeSA odo Ioo O0CH udlIlct eight ten
years, her husband says she did, ANYWAY
A woman who occasionally finds some
thing new to eat and cooks it respectfully.
has greater show to distinguish herself
than member of the legislature.
There are few things that women agree
upon, but one of them is that any old man
who takes young woman for his second
| wife, ought to be ashamed of himself
| A woman has the same unsatisfied feel
| ing Tor man who was once sweet on her.
and then discontinued his attentions. that
she has for love story that she was pre-
vented from finishing.
The notion that women only propose
during leap year, is a mistake Every
woman who is married, has great dea!
to do ID bringing it about. The men are
great chumps with women: a smart woman
| can marry any man who will call on her
In "Charley's Aunt the real aunt
tells story when the women are assem-
bled alone after dinner that is very silly
and Hat, but which is supposed to illus
| trate the kind of stories women tell
Don you for a moment believe it. When
women get together who are congenial.
"'iioA lIio"lio 1ii0y cdH See d point without
getting shocked they tell stories that
would make the men scream, And
they know barrels of them, too.
AND NOW THE MEN CATCH 1T.
An occasional drubbing does man
good.
No man is smart enough to be funny
when he is drunk.
If you want to be d man, your first re-
solve should be to pay your debts.
Every married man realizes that he
talked too much during his engagement
1t ism a man good qualities that get
him into swell society: it is the scarcity of
men.
When we hear that man is sick. we
always hope that he has a good natured
wife.
Listen to any man talk five minutes, and
you will learn that he is being imposed
upon.
If man tells you story he thinks is
funny, and you do not laugh at it, he will
hate you.
aIIoI d Hldu has Deen SICK week, his
wife looks worse than he does, from tax
ing care of him.
| A man can't talk back when woman
abuses him, but he does something which
is worse: he remembers.
Watch any man awhile, and you will
discover that he has a bone hidden some
where that he runs off every little while
to dig up.
When you tell man a secret and say
to him, Don't say anything about it, .
you simply give him notice that he knows
something to tell.
How soon after his wife dies does wild
over begin to entertain new thoughts of
love? Some people say a widower is just
as unreliable in this respect as a widow.
The worst thing you can say of a man
is that he is thoroughbred: it means
that he will stay up when he wants to go
to bed, and drink whisky when he does
not want it. Atchison Globe.