Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-09-03

Lawrence
Miss Jay, of Burlington is the most
stylish girl in town.
Charles Harger claims that Kansas
City got the vertical style of writing
from Abilene,
Every COW which furnished milk to
the COTS creamery last year brought
her owner S45.13
DR.. Ketcherllid of Abilene is said to
do more basket business than any
other doctor in town.
What a delightful feature Miss Leafy
Gasaway of Baldwin must make at the
weekly sewing society.
A Lyon county paper advertises that
bicycle skirts will be much higher by
fall, which the Lord forbid.
The Atchison Patriot has taken an
other one of it's spells, and no issue
has appeared for three weeks.
Maude Nickel, of Reading, makes
the boys give up more than that when
she gets them into an ice cream parlor
What is bothering us just now is to
know how Mr. Spradling of Barber
county can keep in the middle of the
road.
There is colored boy orator at MIN
nescah who threatens almost as much
devastation as the drought and hot
winds
The late Joshua Wheeler of Norton
vile was continuous subscriber to
the New York Weekly Tribune for
over forty years.
At Abilene where they give the
children q box of matches and send
them to the barn to play, lot of prop
erty was destroyed.
An Atchison man tried to carry
neighbours watermelon patch away
with him but he didn't. He only got
q load of buckshot.
Leavenworth is becoming famous
on account of resident of that city
having been robbed of $1,000 worth of
diamonds last week.
Rev. o. l.. Smith of Lebanon was
robbed of $3.50 while attending the
Convention at st. Louis. He forgot to
fasten his door upon retiring, hence
the theft.
Another Topeka beau has disap-
peared without leaving his regrets or
sending p. p. C, cards around among
his friends. He followed his best girl
back to Ohio
Lawrence is about to commence inn
parchment proceedings against news
paper down there which permitted the
21st of August to go by without say
ing anything about the Quautrill raid.
A married woman who is visiting in
Atchison gets more attention than any
of the summer girl visitors who are
there and the Globe concludes that
marriage does not necessarily put
woman on the social shelf
The necessity of intoxicating tenn
perance among the young never be-
fore struck us so forcibly as when we
learned that Miss Stella Booze had
been engaged to teach a school near
Conner Davis town.
A party of Kansas citizens went over
into Minnesota to have a summer pic
mic and to hunt and fish. The report
comes back that the whole party got
lost and while hunting on an Indian
reservation, were arrested by the gov
eminent and are now prisoners.
A Lawrence man was arrested for
maintaining stagdant pool of wa ter
on his premises. That's right. A man
who would maintain a pool of water
on his premises during these dry times
and make his neighbors envious, ought
to be run in and given at least ten
years.
Young Dan Anthony was out of
town Thursday night, and the next
morning Old Dan slipped into the pa
per a double loaded paragraph chal-
longing the farmers to place in the
Times window as big stalks of corn
bearing six ears as he could show from
the Anthony.
There is no truth in the story that
Prof. Dyche has gone north to bring
back the ten-ton meteor which he dis
covered on the west coast of Green
land. Dyche is in Alaska collecting
specimens, and his present location is
further away from Greenland than
Lawrence would be. He will return
in few weeks.
Some preachers are good deal
smarter than they look. Rev. c. S.
Early was an instructor in the Repub-
lie county normal. A lot Of the young
women concluded to have some fun
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