New-York tribune., 1896-06-02
THE TiLk or THE DAY.

The nrs, peaches Of the season have been shipped
by ". r.. Parks OF II r.. Ga
Mrs. sp!nner-Do you think that Mrs ru;a.u,a
Mrs W,nncr-Tr orougnly, Why. I've known NJ,
20 ge; up of a cold n gn: ana 40 through her hus
bands pockets u get money 10 pay her soda-SaIer
man Ionkers Statesman.
Astcr many years Of absence salmon are souri
in the Delaware River. as far up as Lambertyla
Her Me,hod.-"My wife is such a good manager
Refore she goes away Tor the summer she writes me-
out "A long bulletin so | can lnOw exactly where
everything ia In ne house"
And then she carries it OF with her"-tChicau
Record
A Georgia man Is going 20 run for any nfhce
can get. on the following platform: 4 never wass
the war: never hollered al the surrender and nevs
killed anybody iha, ct alone and the only thing
| know abou, the anarcia question is this: need
money"
Confidence Fear not" she cried we saH
They took courage from her confidence.
Fear not. This Il the fourteenth sela. " Nassn s
| have been heroine. and | Just about kno" no"
things go"
(Detrot Tribune.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer" says that young
bachelor OF Buffalo recently gave bachelor ch'
ner 10 eighteen of his friends. All tne ueaH.
were OF the most lavish description. and TO wFhi
up with the host had prepared dozen ana n",'
OF lamp.ig ghters each made from twisted oneo'''
lar bill These were placed alongside OF each pa'en
readiness for the passing CT the cigars But the 'a'
had better use In store for these twisted once
Long before the cigars were reached tue sues@
had toysd with small bottles until they cou'un' We
a lampighter from corks'Tew. Tnsn was 1a'
turn OF the willy walters. Sklfully removing wv
precious lighters they substituted matches al ever!
plate. and had the satisfaction OF seeing the c's''
20 round without anybody missing the oiis'
A country boy who was brought up in remSs y.
region OF Scotland had occasion 10 aeeo,npaS ~ al.
wav passes The morning after his arrival, s EaS
sauntering In the garden behind m" honss N vss IVES"
they we're staying he beheli with wondering 90
train 20 by For a moment he remained sai,nt ss y
II with astonishment. ani tnen running tn 1S.-.s
house he said Fayther. faythsr come ,US US ne ava
a smiddy ran Off VT a Tow o houses, ana is.s "
doom by the back o the town. -'fu'lN op'"'
Common-sense and prudence have prevaie' ~. !.
France In connection with the celebrated scn.%.
the construction OF a ship canal from the Day
R,scay 20 the Mediterranean. For the conn"'
apnointed 10 inquire into tie affa.r. winch n.' ~
ercsed the minds Of Frenchmen ana io'es
alike for a number OF years has just repo''ea 80 :,
the undertaking Is impracticaole rom '"e p
view OF a public company, ana that the au'
IN no so,n.l are not sufficiently large or sure "
,,s,,fv m, state incurrng the enormous eNpe
which the construction OF this wate'"a' -
entail The minimum cost Of the eh'efP' ,.,
amount 20 three milliards of franc' anu ,,.,
that the three great European snip ea"s DING
those OF Manchester. o. Corlhtn anu y .,, ,,u,S
arc SIM IN the no profit stage. it s perfec's
49,. 49,. r.o,,,h government should hesitate a0's'
,.,.s.,,. -, ,ar.. a sum OF money in an unde'..
return. ..
Gloucester in England. sixteen t ,sry OF vaccina
lion has been visited with an epiaesn,y EN- years been
pox. The ants in the place nav ,a vyscsnsti0n 81.
wSen be outbreak OF the bessn.
alarming proportions almost eS.,f these had a snt
to csntsss sei ha they hal
the majority said nothing at an; rs vs Al dsan~,s
9rn sS%s EVEN In the hope that S :S might
apostasy from the holy cause of of,.ip .n' Record.
escape publici,y.-(New-fork Me'''" r...A
An Arizona man Is thus quoted IN vsas
ington star: There are springs IN s.",s snsls
almost any object can be petiine' into ees
u,.rd. and other reptiles have ventureu I.vA
OF these springs and been turned 10 youe he
twigs and branches OF trees na'' -. instance
same process. But the most retna' ,s. hsb, Of
4, that OF a cattleman. He was III ",s,,e Hs
ana thi. for some time. when ne oese .nA M
pe,ul'ar pains in his feet ana usrsd BY
stopped. but the pains continued lo" ~, ali sss'
numhness that never left them. ne ~ sody. sni
,ro, of the muscles OF that part OF ms ,h., hb
/, wa. but few weeks until he real,I'' ,.s y.sr
feet had become petrihed. and for ,'e =, nj, boiy
hs has heen unable to walk The rest o. - =, tho
wa. ,omexhat affected. but not 50 mue" ~
water had not submerged hiN"' Al.
A veri,abie Ohio party sat IN liz w Sorsn Bus.
pni.,rh last evening when fully nan One of ihss
.wes ioinsd each other by chsncr, sted ~,
was Major George Anderson OF Sbt snioy the ~
"0ur city win probably next spr,nh h,ayor in tne
,,,c,ion OF having the smallest his election.
World" sad he An that is lacking ssniidate. NJ
Tor he has announced himseit as its popusriy " !.
name e. Colonel Joseph isnel ns nnn,sI per sonsss'
IN n war,d and Is even smaller tham been made
Thumb Repeated fabulous one n,,r,oses but ht ~ ~
always declined and turned hs som which he ma''
fancy poultry and pet dogs. from H.,
quite fortune ~ a., 1913 I, is sau, u,sst
father was feet inch hgh a 900 pounds 1T
and that his mother weigne,n ,arSsr Than hn,srnssI
married little lady scarcey arsn ali OF noIT
and they have four pretty ch' member Of the Wv
size The candidate once W.
Councu."-(Washington I'"e~