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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23
ADIEU TO GROVER AND THE
CUCKOOS.

Just twelve weeks more of Grover
And the agony is over
Which the people in their grief and
anger bore.
Then with no redeeming feature
The old, surly headstrong creature,
Will go forth into the world, to be never
heard of more.
AS man he was so mulish,
AS president SO foolish,
That he almost wrought the nations
overthrow;
And while aping kingly power,
He became so vain and sour
That lie murdered his own party with a
poisoned dish Of crow.
Filled with cuckoo adulation,
He forgot his proper station,
And assumed the role of tyrant in his
pride.
With guard of eight ward-heelers,
Whom the English term ''peelers,"
This modern Caligula was wont to walk
and ride.
But the farce Is nearly over
With his cuckoos and his Grover,
Then their littleness will be the jest of
all,
And their pride will get tumble,
When they herd among the humble,
And behold the people laughing DER the
greatness of their fall.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23
STARVING IN new YORK.
An Intelligent Man of Liberal Edu-
cation Offers to Sell Himself
Into Slavery to Get Food
Notwithstanding the Fact That Mckinley Il
Elected and Bryan and the ''Anarch-
lists" Defeated.

New York, Dec. 15.-Peter Hettof, a
bookkeeper. % years old, who lives in
| a two-room fiat at Ala West Forty.
eighth street, out Of EN- mployment, de-
jected and hungry, wrote q letter Of
fering himself for sale slave for 800,
and is willing to take all chances in
connection with the strange bargain,
should he find a purchaser for himself.
Hettof has now given up all hope Of
getting employment and sits in his
lonely fiat awaiting the final message
that must necessarily come to a man
who has given up the battle of life,
but, rather than commit suicide, he
courts death by starvation. Already
traces of great mental and physical
anguish are visible in the pale, sad
face Of his youth. He thinks he has
visited every place in NewY ork where
there was any possibility of finding
employment. Now he will rest, and
hunger and suffer to the end
Il was born in Luxemberg, of French
parents" said Hettof, In narrating
the history Of his life tonight. land
French and German better than / do
English, and you can see for yourself
that can handle the English pretty
we'll can also read and write sever
al languages. I am % years old. I
came to the United States in May, '95.
and in the following June went to
Chicago. l was unsuccessful in find
ing employment OF any kind there,
though I am very good book-keeper
and salesman. Well / finally made
application for admission into the
United States army ar Fort Sheridan.
II passed the necessary examination
and was admitted. thought that
when got into the army ] would be
as clerkship or something like that.
In this however, I was disappointed,
and after remaining at Fort Sheridan
for some time / applied for my dis
charge and received it. came to
New York in September last. I saw
an advertisement In the per that
one Moler would teach a man to be a
barber in four weeks So ] went to
his place in Hudson street and paid
him 1925. the price of tuition. / did
not learn anything Of value about the
trade in four weeks. No man could
learn anything more than how to
shave in that time.
After leaving that business got a
place at $40 week as bOokkeeper.
There I remained from Oct. 25 to Nov.
81. Then l was discharged and have
been out of work since that time"
Were you in earnest in writing the
letter offering to sell yourself?"
Il certainly was. l searched every
where for employment, went into no.
tells and restaurants, offered to work
in livery stables. on the streets-any-
where; was willing to be anything to
failed That is all there is to it. Work
can not be found in New York"
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23
KILLED FOR STEALING A LUMP
OF COAL

A man was recently killed in Chica-
go while stealing lump Of coal. His
wife accompanied him in search of
fuel, leaving three little children at
home freezing, whose sufferings had
melted the hearts Of the parents and
finally impelled them to go to rail-
way car to get a lump Of coal, when
the husband was shot through the
stomach by a private watchman and
has since died. Legalized robbery is
going unpunished, while to take
single lump Of coal TO save the lives
Of little children is punished with
death. Such civilization is civilized
anmalism. But be patient, suffering
mankind! Level heads are planning
a rescue. "The Campbells are COM
ing!"-Patriots Bulletin.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23
ROBBING THE PRODUCER.
Five Dollars Worth of Flour Made
From Three Dollars Worth
of Wheat,
THE BALANCE GOES TO ENRICH
A FOREIGN COMBINE.
Three Cheers for Mark Hanna!-Prosperity
Has Reached Olmstead County.

Editor Representative:
Prosperity is here. l found it yes
terday, and every producer Of wealth
will find it when they go to buy flour.
l went with load Of wheat to the
mill, expecting to exchange it for
-four, but they were not running the
mill now; and OF course they could not
exchange; but they would buy the
wheat and sell the flour.
The best No. hard wheat was
worth 67 cents per bushel and flour
was $3.50 per hundred, or S. 90 per bar
rel. l asked the miller how many
make barrel of flour and he said four
and half bushels of that wheat
would do it. Four and a half bushels
cost them 1901, and they wanted S.
for the flour after it was grouud. The
u pounds of bran and shorts would
bring 20 cents, giving the mill profit
of 81 % per barrel.
The capacity of the mill is about 125
barrels per day, but the mill is one of
the combine, and is shut down at pres
ent, but they buy wheat and sell flour
just as they would If the mill was run
ming.
In looking over my papers tonight /
notice that the mills claim flour mus t
go up before there is any profit in mill
ing. Here is prosperity! II we eat
the flour from our own wheat we must
turn over nearly onehalf of it
TO THE FOREIGN MILLING COMBINE.
II we use coal to bake it with we
must pay the coal combine 50 per ton
for coal that they get our poor labor
ers to mine at 80 cents per ton. I sold
barley and bought coal. 1t took 500
hundred pounds more barley than
got OF coal on each good load.
McKinley's prospe rity is nearly here.
Confidence is being restored. When
the banks have turned over the de-
positors legal tender money and have
taken long time bonds for the same,
and then draw National bank notes
on their bonds to pay back to the de-
positOrS, confidence will be fully re-
stored No confidence game ever
cQualled this one, but every jackass is
braying for it.
Come to the State Alliance Jan. 5th,
and we will talk it over.
Fraternally yours,
J. 1. VERMILYA.
. Dover Minn Dec g.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23

An organization came into being at
Denver, Colorado, last month, called The
Living Church of Denver. It is under
the direction of Paul Tyner and is the
outcome Of blending of fervent mystic
piety with advanced social ideas.
It's notices are:
To make cities; that is what we are
here for. To make good cities-that is
for the present hour the main work of
Christianity. HE who makes
the city makes the world. .'-Drummond.
/, John,
Saw the Holy City,
New Jerusalem,
Coming down from God out Of Heaven.
And l saw no Temple therein.
And His servants shall serve Him.
And they shall see His face;
And His name shall be written on their
foreheads.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23

town and hold 0nference. Let each
town transmit their decision to the
county and the COUNTY to the state
and SO on; then let chairman Butler
tabulate the votes then we will know
whether we are Populists or some
thing else.
1 want to reiterate what have said
on former occasi8ns:-that the time
to make votes fora new party Is not
in the heat of campaign, but in the
interval between elections.
l call your attention to the fact
that the Populists have never carried
"a state except those which were Or
ganized in the Industrial Union.
L. G.. LONG.
Magnolia Minn
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23

"If you will show me system which
gives absolute permanence, l will take it
in preference to any other. But of all
conceivable systems of currency, that
system is assuredly the worst which
gives you a standard steadily, continu-
ously, indefinitely appreciating, and
which by that very fact throws burden
upon every man Of enterprise, upon
every man who desires to promote the
agricultural or the industrial resources
of the country, and benefits no human
being whatever but the owner of fixed
debts in gold.-Speech of the Right Hon.
A. J. Balfour, at Manchester, England,
Oct q, 1892.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23

strength as they have not heard for
generation. 1t has abolished political
intolerance. 1t has made huge 1nroads
upon political ignorance.
Let us not be discouraged, comrades.
Good government does not happen by
accident
Under great disadvantages we have
fought great fight. We must not falter
nor fall back. The path of duty leads
onward, and we must press forward,
therein.-T. E. Watson, in Peoples Party
Paper.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23
WANT A WAR.

The money power is now trying to
hatch foreign war, with two objects
in view. One is as a further excuse
to issue, bonds and the other to get
the standing army increased. They
are planning to be ready to force the
people to accept such government as
the moneyed aristocracy sees fit to
give them.-Patriot's Bulletin.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23

THE NUMBER 9 this f0f
issue of the papers is. ~
If the number opposite your name on the
Colored Label Is less than, this number
it shoes that your sssbscqibtion is in ar
rears and should % paid up at once.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23

4'Ae Rings steal hundreds OF MN.
1oi,s annually from the People. One
tenth Of the plunder IL used to con-
troll the daily press ana buy up the
leaders Of the two old parties, to
darken Intelligence and make the
voters poor. blind and incapable Of
eeif-defense. Strike before 1t il too
late.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1896-12-23


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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Since 1873 there have been nine
epidemics Of dyspntery in different
parts OF the country in which Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and DiarrhGa
Remedy was used with perfect sue
cess. Dysentery, when epidemic, is
almost as severe and dangerous as
Asia tic cholera Heretofore the best
efforts OF the most skilled physicians
have failed to check its ravnges; this
remedy, however, has cured the most
malignant cases, both of children
and adults. and under the most try
ing conditions, which proves it to be,
the best medicine in the world for
bowel complaints. For sale by e.
F. Whitney.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
Free Pills.

Send your address to H. E.
Bucklen Co., Chicago. and get a
free sample box of Dr.. Kings New
Life Pills. A trial will convince
you Of their merits. These pills
are easy in action and are particu-
larly effective in the cure of Con-
stipation and Sick Headache. For
Malaria and Liver troubles they
have been proved invaluable. They
are guaranteed to be perfectly free
from every deleterious substance
and to be purely vegetable. They
do not weaken by their action, but
by giving tone to stomach and
bowels greatly invigorate the sys.
tenn. Regular size Csc per box.
Sold by E. r. Whitney ,druggist.4
. u ~ =
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
Sent 1t to His Mother in Germany

Mr.. Jacob Esbensen, who is in the
employ OF the Chicago Lumber Co.,
at Des Moines, Iowa. says: Il have
just sent some medicine back to my
mother in the old country, that /
know from personal use to he the
best medicine in the world for rhen-
'natistn, having used it in my family
for several years. 1t is called Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. 1t always does
the work" SO cent bottles for sale
by E. F. Whitney.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
y MINNESOTA
State Normal Schools
WlS0NA, MANKAT0, ST. CLOUD,
AND Mo0RHEAD.

These schools are .Organized for the training
ofteaehers for the public schools OF our state.
ORGANIZATIONS school comprises two
departments-the Normal Department. and
the Training Department and Model SCHOOL,
The Normal Department. embraces:
(a) An elementary Course OF two years for
teachers Of rural districts and elementary
grades. @ys4J tt
lD) An Advanced Course OF five years for
teachers Of advanced grades. EE
tcl Professional Course OF one year and
td) Kindergarten Training Course lat Wi
noha, St. Cloud and ManEatO)
ADMISSION-Gr OF high schools and
colleges. and teachers holding county Superin-
tendents first and second grade certificates
IRE admitted without examination. All others
are required to pass an entrance examination
MISREPRESENTATION is free to all who pledge
e themselves to teach in Minnesota. Text books
VISION is made in each school for economical
living. The average cost OF furnished rooms
with board ia about 80 per week. The Ladies'
Home at st. Cloud. the DOrmitOry at
Moorhead, and the Ladies' Home at Winona
offer board. furnished room, heat, and light,
at from 80. 90 to $3.50 per week.
DIPLOMAS.-By a recent act of the legislature,
adipluma becomes state teachers certificate
OF the first grade -
The next school year opens at all the schools.
Sept 1, 1896
information, address the president as follows.
IRWIN SHEPARD, winona -
EDWARD Soaring. Mankato.
GEORGE r. KLEEBERGER.S st. Cloud
LIVINGSTON G. LORD, MOorhead.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

II you have ever seen n little child
in the agony Of summer complaint,
you can realize the danger of the
trouble and appreciate the value ct
instantaneous relief always afforded
by DeWitt's Collie and Cholera Cure.
For dysentery and diarrhGa it is a
reliable remedy. We could not af-
ford to recommend this as a cure
unless it We're a cure. Chapins Drug
STORE
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
Cured by Baco-Curo and Gained
Thirty Pounds.

From hundreds of testimonials.
the originals OF which are ON file and
open to inspection, the following is
presentel:
Clay ton. Nevada Co., Ark. Jan. %. 1895.
Eureka Chemical & Mfg. Co., La
a'rosse. WiS-Gentlemen: For 40
years | used tobacco in all it's forms.
For 25 Years Of that time was a
great sufferer from general debility
ANA heart dise;,se For Is wears /
tried to qnit, but couldn't | took
various remedies Z mong others enc
, To-Bac,' y The Indian Tobacco An
tidote," Double Chloride Of Gold, /"
atc., etc, but none of them did me
She least bit OF good. Finally, how
aver, | purchased a box OF your 81 a-
so-Curo,' and it has entirely cured
me OF the habit in all it's forms, and
! have increased 80 lbs. in weight
and am relieved from all the llumer.
aus aches and pains of body and
mind. could write d quire of paper
upon my changed feelings and con-
a'tIon. Yours respectfully,
p. II. MARBURY,
Pastor G. P. Church, Clayton, AK.
Sold by all druggists at $1.OO per
Box; three boxes. thirty days. treat
ment), $3.50 with. iron-clad. written
guarantee, orsent direct upon receipt
Of price. Write for booklet and
proofs. Eureka Chemical & Mfg. Co.,
La Crosse, Wis, and Boston, Mass.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Don't trif1e away time when you
have cholera morbus or dinrrllea.
Fight them in the beginning with
DeWitu's Coli: & Cholera Cure. You
don't have to wait for results, they
are instantaneous, and it leaves the
bowels in healthy condition. Cha
pins Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

My little boy, when two years 81
age, was taken very i'll with bloody
AUX. was advised to use Chamber
lain 8 Collie, Cholera and Diarrhna
Remedy. and luckily procured part
uf,a bottle. / carefully read the iii.
5ections and gave it accordingly. He
Eas very low, but slowly and surely
BE-: began to improve, gradually re-
soypred, and is now as stout and
strong as ever. I never can praise
the Remedy half it's worth. l am
sorry everyone in the world does not
know how good it is, ar do.-Mrs.
Lima s. Hinton, Grnllamsville, Mari
DD Co., Florida. For sale by Z. F.
Whitney.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
DON'T STOP, TOBACCO.
How to Cure Yourself While
Using It.

The tobacco habit grows ON a man
until bis nervous system is. seriously
affected, ilnpuiring health, comfort
and happiness. To quit suddenly is
too severe a shock to the system, as
tobacco to IN inveter,te user be-
comes a stimulant that his system
continuously Graves. '.Baco-Curo'
is Il scientific cure for the tobacco
habit, in all it's forms, carefully com
pounded after the formula of an emf
nent Berlin physician who has used
it III his private practice since 1872,
without a failure. 1t is purely vege-
etabie and guaranteed perfectly
harmless. You can use all the to-
baccO you Want while taking "Baco-
Cnro.' 1t will notify You when to
stop. We give written guarantee
to cure permanently any case with
three boxes, or refund the money
with 10 per cent interest. ''Baco-
Curo' is not a substitute. but a sci
sntitic cure, that cures without the
aid OF will power and with no incon-
venience. 1t leaves the system as
pure and free from nicotine as the
day you took your first chew Or
smoke. $685.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

1t doesn't matter much whether
sick headache, biliiousness, indiges-
ton and constipa ton are caused by
neglect or unavoidable circnmstan:
ces;; DeWitt;s Little early Risers will
speedily cure them all. Chapin's
Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Chamberlain Cough Remedy cures
colds, Group and whooping cough.
1t is pleasant, safe and reliable. For
sale by E. F. Whitney.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
Notice.
First publication August G, 1867
U. s. Land Office, Crookston. MINI

o % 17t1nu OI1ce, NrUuksCU1, M11In.,
july 81, 1896.
Complaint having been entered at this Office
for aband oning his homestead ENTRY No. l457l
lated Dec. 10, 1881. upon the Eh OF the sen
section Is. township l57, range II, in Marsha
county, Mimi, with a view to the cancellation
OF said entry, the said pHrties are hereby SUM-
nOned to appear at This office on the Ssh day OF
september. 1895. at 10 O'Clock, a. M. to respond
and furnish testimony concerning said alleged
abandonment. r. A. DUNLAvA,
Register.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Many a days work is lost by sick
headache, caused by Indigestion and
stomach troubles. DeWitt's Little
EARLY Risers are the most effectual
pill for overcoming such difficulties.
Chnpin's Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
FARMERS, LOOK HERE Il!

In order to give Farmers chance
to get cheap Feed, we will for a short
time sell bran and shorts at the fol-
lowing low prices: :@~> - i..,4
Bran.......... 5000 per ton.
ShOrtS....... $500 ." - &.@
We will pay the highest market
price for Wood. zs-
Rock Salt for Sailing beef and pork
for sale. ~
WARREN MANUFACTURING Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

ThewholeSsystem is drained and
undermined by ildolent ulcers and
open sores. DeWitt's Witch Hazel
S;,lve speedily heals them. it ia the
best pile cure known. Chaplin Drug
store.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Boys will be boys but You can t
afford to lose any OF them. Be ready
Tor the green apple season by having
DeWitt's Collie & Cholera Cure in the
house. Chapin's Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

The ice cream season is now with
us but for genuine, unadulterate ted
S;t tisfAction smoke aCuban Blossom.
For sale 10y MorkasseI & Void.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
Railroad lands for sale
by State Bank Of Warren.

Children's and Youths clothing in
the latest styles and prices Tor sale
by the Peoples Trading Company.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

The celebrated Drew & Selby La.
dies fine shoe. in Dongola and Ok
ford tie, for sale by the Peoples
Trading Company. A large invoice
Just received.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

DR.. Frank Rose, dentist, will be in
Warren from the 18th to the 22ud,
inclusive, Of each month, prepared
to do all manner. OF dental work.
Fine gold crown and bridge work q
speciality. Office at Windsor hotel.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Alorkassel & Void report an in
c Z: business on the popular,
Y. B. cigars.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Take your girl to ride on bicycle
and spend your money for Cuban
Blossom cigars.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

The Magnet never looses it's popu-
!arity among smokers. For sale ny
Morkassel & Void.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

arrive cROOKsTON TINE SCHEDULE: Leave
7l0 a. III. TO and From st. Paul 1854 y. IN
6d p. III. TO and From Winnipeg 7;lO a. III
Trains Neutrality-suspicious. daily has Pullman
Vestlnuled Sleeping Car. and Dining Cars
attached.
FortnfOrmatiOn. time cards. maps and tickets
call on or write Ticket Agent, N. T. CrOokston.
MIMI. or
CllAS. $. FEE. Gen. Pass. Ag't,
" st. Paul. MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

The quality never varies in the
Y: b. cigars. Sold by Morkassel 4
Void. ~
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Palmer House coffee, the best 35c
coffee in the market, for sale by the
Peoples Trading Company. Try
some and be convinced.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
First publication July Is, 1861
Land Office at CroOkstOn, MINI.

Land Office at Crookst,,n, Nlinn,)
y July ii. 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the following.
named settler has fled notice OF his intention to
make final proof III support Of his claim and
that said proof will be made before the Clerk of
District Court, at Warren MIMI, on August 20,
1886, viz:
Otto Allen,
Hid. 1885. for the swA. Sec. %. Twp. 1856 N, r..
81 w. a's -
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence u .on and cultivation OF,
said land viz:
August Lundgren. John I4inlberg, William
Trip, Elick A. Erickson, all OF Warren. Mimi.
Z. 4. DUNLAvA.
Cta Register.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

II You think of getting.a bicycle
this spring, go and have a talk with
FARRELL; he sells several different
kinds. "Also has wheels.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Have you seen the latest in dress
goods at Taralseth's.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

Poison Ivy, insects bites, bruises.
scalds. hurns, are quickly cured by
DeWitt's Witch Hazel SaIve, the
great pile cure. Chapin's Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13
The State Bank of War
rem is the place where YOU
can get 4 loan on your
farm without delay.

Bring your repair work to NJ. L.
Lstrson's new tin shop. @
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

The Peoples Trading Company
vant 5000 men, women and chill
aEeh to come to their store and buy
tleir straw hats. rs .T-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-08-13

The very latest thing i'll Ladies'
Eatch guards, only 5Ocat FARRELL ..