Tombstone epitaph., 1896-08-09
BISBEE NEWS.
BIsBSE. August 1, 1896.

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 hi. small sized mansion in the same vicinity. Fatty always was right m i' but he belongs to the upper 10 now. snre pop.
 Mr. P. D. Cunningham snd iao'ily have moved into their new house nu Mob Hul. |! you shonld happen to notice 6 light way up on tho moun tain side there at any time don, stop to ask what it is: you'll be perfectly safe in conc.u ding that it is in Paddy's house.
 Gus Peterson who has been working in the mine here for some naonths past, left for Denver this morning. Mr. Peterson thinks he hss some valuable copper mines in Mexico and is trying to get some one with capital to take hold Of them win him. He is going to Denver for that purpose, hutif un- successiul there will go still further east, presumably to St. Louis.
 The advent of two newly married : couple into the burg of Bisbee was too IL uch for the youngsters feelings last night. They were completely carried away with enthusiasm, and made an other w;se beautiful night altogether bideous with their continuous and i'm perturable tin can serensdes. We had the pleasure of trying to go 10 sleep near the house o! one 0f the bli-s'ul couple and know what we're taking about. We think the town ought to establi.b fund 0 buy the boys of In all such eases. All that would be nee essary to make the plan success would be . good person to do business with the boys. We think that either "Smoothy" Tyler or" Windy" Crouchy could fill this position very well aud hope that some of our town philsn- thropists will take the matter in hand.
 Harry Slater, one of our youne friends from Tucson who has been taking in the town for few days past, had 6 rather unfortunate accident be- fall him this morning. He wac going out on the train but stopped to see some friends . moment too long and when be got to the round house just below the depot, he found the train leaving and under quite good head way. Not wishing to be left he tried ts jump the train tut in some way made a mi.calcula,ion ard wac thrown violently to the ground. He had 8 very narrow escape from being run over, and got off very lucky consider ing. Ills leg is so badly sprained though that it will he some time be- fore he will have the use Of it, but il is @ great wonder to all thstit was not broken. He was immediately taken to the house Of friend where he will receive the best of attention and he hopes to be able to make the trip to Tucson in the course Of few days.
 We have learned since yesterday that . rising young Bisbeeite is one Of the young gentlemen who intend to visit Tucson for educational purposes next month. We are in something oi e quandary ourselves as to whether he is imbued with a longing for intel lectual training, or is simrly overcome with desire to be near to see and 10 hear A certain young lady. This IS question which we are afraid can only be answered to our satisfaction bs future events. Of one thing We are certain, however, aud that is that, un- less Ed charge, his mind about going to Tucson, we will lose ons of our slinine lights in the field of journal fem. That My. Alv.n Howe will not allow himself to be outdone by any such scheme as this is without the shadow Of @ doubt, and therefore, un- less Ed will compromise by staying ct home, we may as we'll make up our minds not to be disappointed if we lose one Of our much respected editors,
 bIsBEE, August 6, 1896.