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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1896-10-22
EOFFICIAL LIST
OF THE
Several Candidates to be
Voted for at the Gen.
eral Election.
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 3. 1896.

For ForPresident........W WILLIAM J. BRYAN
FOR vice President.. ARTHUR SEwALL
For PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS.
Leete, BENJAMIN F...............
... ..... 49,. Silver Party and Democratic
Russell, George. ........... -
.............. Democratic and Silver PARTY
Ryan, Joseph
"-.-.....-.... Democratic and Silver Partv
For Prestdent..... WILLIAM =. BRYAN
For Vice President. THOMAS Z. WATSON
For PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS.
Dangberg, II. c. ..... ... .Peoples PARTY
FecKnam' George E..... 80. Peoples Party
Steele, Charles H. PEOPLES Party
For President. WILLIAM MCKINLEY
FOR vice President. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
............ ...GARRETT A. HOBART
For PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS.
Bragg, Allen Co... ............ Republican
Le"ls' d. Acc ...Republican
Fiorce' H'............. ...-...... Republican
FOR REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS.
Davis M. j. ........................kep Republican
.Doughty, James C.....-. .... Peoples Party
,Newlands, Francis
................Si Silver Party and Democratic
For LIEUTENANT-Gov ovRRNoR,
Cummings, George. Peoples Party
Hardin, G. II. z. ................
............-. Silver Party and Democratic
Moore, j. B.. B..........................R Republican
FOR JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT.
Curler, Benjamin Peoples Party
Massey, w. A.. ............ ..............
............- Silver Party and Democratic
Murphy, M. M.A............. .. Republican
For UNIVERSITY REGENT uong Terin.) =
Evans, ]. NJ. Observation-Disclosures.
....""......... Silver Party and Democratic
tulton, ). M.................--.. Republican
Mctiill. Thomas. Peoples Party
iUNIvERsITY RECENT tShort Term)
McDiarmid, +. C......... .... Republican
Starrett, H. .S........................
................Silver Party and Democratic
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
TO THE TAXPAYERS OF THE
CITY OF SAN ANTONIO.

San Antoine, Nov. Z, 1896
The delinquent tax rolls for
the year of 1895 are now ready
for publication.
| wish to call your attention
to section 1S9 of the getty Char
ter,n which reads as follows:
""That if any person shall fail,
neglect or refuse to pay the taxes
imposed upon him or her, and
his or her property within the
time prescribed by ordinance of
said city, the city collector shall
at once make out a delinquent
list of all persons who have neg
lected, failed or refused to pay
such taxes, adding thereto ten
per cent, as a penalty for thus re-
fusing, failing or neglecting to
pay such taxes, etc., etc."
You will notice that the ten
per cent penalty must be added
to the delinquent list, also cost
and interest.
HENRY UMSCHEID,
LIST City Collector.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

towards die many times before their
death the valiant never taste death but
once"
There is such thing as too much valor
when the foe is an insidious one. The
bravery that faces death on the battlefield is
praiseworthy; that which courts death by
a reckless disregard of the slow but sure
advances of deadly disease is the acme of
foolshness. Consumption causes one-sixth
of all the deaths in the world. In spit
of this, thousands are to-day disregarding
its insidious approach. Any trifling malady
that results in disorders of the digestive
organs, causing impure blood, emaciation
and lack of vitality, may weaken the respira-
tory organs and make them susceptible to
the assaults of the deadly germs of consump-
cry will prevent all that. Moreover, after
consumption has gained foothold, it will
cure it. 1t is the best blood-maker and
blood purifier known to science.
NJ. I. Lumley, of Salem, Forsyth Co., N. c.,
writes: II had La Grippe and il left me in a
terribly bad condition. I had distress in my
stomach that constantly grew worse: was tax
en- with dysentery and nearly died. / finally
then took DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
which completely cured me OF indigestion l can
now eat anything without its distressing me-"
The wall of womankind has been for a
home medical book, written in plain,
straightforward language. Doctor Pierce s
Common Sense Medical Adviser fills this
want and will be sent, paper bound, alb
solutely free, for twenty one one = cent
stamps, to pay cost of mailing only. Or
in cloth binding for ten cents extra. Ad-
dress, Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso-
ciatioH, cog Main Street, Buffalo, N, Y.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
|. g. G. n. RAILROAD.

North bound trains leave for Aus
tin at a M, 500 a. m. and $50 p.
m.,; and arrives from Laredo at 1870
p. N.
South bound trains arrive at 8 a. M,
7:15 p. M, and 9:55 p. M; and leave
for Laredo at 9:45 a. m.
NJ. X. &. T. FROM l. & G. n DEPOT
Trains leave for Waco, st. Louis
and Kansas City at $50 p. M; and
arrive at $50 a. m.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD.
East bound trains arrive from Mex
leo and Eagle Pass at 11.30 a. M;
and leave at 11.50 a. m. and 10 p. m.
for Houston, Galveston and New Or
leans.
West bound trains arrive from New
Orleans, Houston and Galveston at
1925 a. m. and 4:25 p. M; and leave
for Eagle Pass and Mexico at A As p.
N. si~st - 1. zi~i @.-i z !, i&!Eia-,,
s. A. & A. omission ROUTE.
Trains leave daily for Cuero, Hous-
ton and Galveston at 8 a. M; for Bee
vile, Corpus Christi and Rockport at
2:25 p. M; and arrive daily from the
former places at 7:05 p. M; and from
the latter at 1:40 p. m.
Trains leave daily except Saturday
for Kerrville at $50 a. M; and arrive
at $50 p. m.
Trains leave Saturday only at p.
N. for Kerrville; and arrive at $50
p. N.
S. A. &.GULF SHORE.
Train leaves San Antonio for Mar
tinez, Sanders, Atkins, Lavernia and
Sutherland Springs at 8 a. m, daily
except Sunday.
Arrives at San Antonio at 2 p. m,
daily except Sunday.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
Personal MENTION.

+. L. Schumpert, of Waco, is at
the Maverick.
j. G. Collins, of Galveston, is at
the Maverick.
G.. r. Wilson, of Columbus,
Tex, is at the Maverick.
Col. Seth Mabry was in the
city yesterday from Austin.
Judge S. C. Patton, of Hal
lettsville, is at the Mahncke.
f. NJ. McCaleb, newspaper
man of Pleasanton, is in the city.
George w. Ames, a merchant
of Comstock, is at the Mahncke.
f. w. Wassenich and Sam
Hassell, of BOerne, are at the Ar
cade.
Miss LOline Wright has return
ed from Chicago, where she has
visited friends.
Mr.. A. w. Joslyn and wife are
in the city from Chicago to visit
Mrs. w. b. Wright.
G. Taylor and wife, of Monte
rey, Mex, are visiting in the city
and are guests of the Arcade.
j E. Angly and wife, of Lake
Charles, Mo-, are guests of the
Menger. They are on a bridal
tour.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
ESTATE OF WILLIAM ]. ISOM,
49, nECFASEn

Whereas letters of administration
upon the estate of William ]. Isom,
deceased were granted to the under.
signed by the County Court of Bexar
County, Texas, on the 9th day Of Oc-
tober, A. D., 1896, all persons holding
claims against said estate are re-
quested to present the same within
the time prescribed by law.
Ny residence is six miles northwest
of San Antonio, on the Blanco road
and my postoffice address is San An.
tonic, Texas.
FRANCES T. ISOM,
Administrative Of the Estate Of viii.
liam ]. Isom, deceased. 11-6-3wks
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
CHOICE MEATS.

A new meat market Of the progress
sive kind has been opened at the cor
ner of Bonham and East Commerce
streets, of which Mr.. John f. Hansen,
an old and experienced hand, is the
managing genius. The market is
first class in all it's appointments.
Only the choicest of meats, game,
poultry, fish and oysters whenever in
season will be offered for sale. Open
from a. m. to 8 p. m. Polite atten-
ton. 11-1-1mo.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

II you have ever seen little child
in the agony of summer complaint,
you can realize the danger of the
trouble and appreciate the value Of
instantaneous relief always afforded
by. DeWitt's Collie and Cholera Cure.
For dysentery and diarhoea 1t is re-
liable remedy. We could not afford
to recommend this as a cure unless
1t were a cure. q. Reuss. 10-22-1y.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
A SOUND LIVER MAKES A WE'LL
MAN,

Are you Bilious, Constipated or
troublr with Jaundice, Sick Headache,
Bad Taste In mouth, Foul Breath,
Coated Tongue, Dyspepsia, Indiges-
ton, Hot Dry Skin, Pain In Back and
between the shoulders, Chills and
Fever, &c. II you have any of these
symptoms your liver is out Of order,
and your blood Is slowly being poison
ed, because your liver does not act
properly. Herbine will cure any dis
order Of the Liver, Stomach or Bowels
1t has no equal as a Liver medicine.
Price, IS cents.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
NO OBJECTION TO TELLING.

Temperance Lecturer = My
good man, why don't you spend
your time somewhere else than
about this saloon?
Jagson-'Cos it's the only one
in town.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
ATTENTION.!

Our "Monza" Ginger Ale is the fin.
est on the market. Ask your grocer
for our pure extracts and see that our
name is on the bottle. Our &c. p"
Baking Powder retails for twenty-five
cents per pound. Give 1t a trial.
THE PRICE, BOOKER JANIN CO.
6-21-e If.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
z. BROMN N.
PUBLIC NOTICE

Is hereby given that /, the undersigned,
have been duly appointed by the Probate
court of Bexar county, Texas, admins
traitor. with will annexed, of the estate Of
Otto Kramer, deceased, and have duly
qualified as such. All persons having
claims against said estate are hereby
notified to present same, as required by
aw. My address is San Antonio, Texas.
R. E. KEHoE.
October Goth, 1896. 10 20 30t
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

Theories of cure may be discussed
at length by physicians, but the suf-
ferers want quick relief; and One
Minute Cough Cure will give 1t to
them. A safe crue for children. 1t
is ''the only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results" e.
Reuss. 10-22-1y.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
ATTENTION K, p,

To members Endowment rank. Sec
ton 632: "Your regular monthly as
sessment and dues are due on the first
Of each month, and must be paid on or
before the 10TH"
T. B. JOHNSON, Secretary Sec ss2.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
1T WILL PAY YOU.

When you want to buy, sell or ex-
change vehicles, horses or harness to
see D. ]. WOODWARD, leading car
rage dealer, Main avenue, Frost
Block. 10-31-tf.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
LUNCH AT ALL HOURS.

Chas. w. Behring'S new beer
saloon, 206 Soledad street. Beer
on draft, always cool and fresh.
For several years on Alamo
street. IL IL limo
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
NH0NTEN If you want to
M HNF Borrow or Lend
Inc. T. HAMBLETON & Co.
Io4 E Commerce Street.
BROTHERS:

Were you at E. Browns lately, if not
you should go there and see what kind
of bargains he has. He is the cheapest
man in town. He will sell you
Good Mems Suits from $3.50 up.
Good Fedora Hats, sold elsewhe re a
81. 90 and Sl.25 for 73c.
Good solid Leather Shoes for men 93c.
Good Children's School Shoes for 75c.
Fine Ladies shoes for 93c.
Mems Pants from 75c up.
Best Excelsior Negligee Shirts SOC and
75c
Fine Macklntoshes, sold everywhere
for $500 our price is $500.
Children's Gold Trimmed Caps 25c.
Come and see him and you will find
many more bargains. Remember the
place, S06 IL East Houston St.
z. BROWN.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
SHORT SNAPS.

SHORT SNAPS.
Billy Simms would make
good alderman for Ward No. 2.
\ straddling newspaper has
but little influence with the intel
ligent voter.
The Third ward has several
patriotic gentlemen who want to
be alderman.
Should Phil Shardein run for
recorder the other candidates
will have to wake up at lively
gait.
Where does the profit come in
for an alderman to spend $500 to
81 900 to be elected, when his
salary is less than $500 a year.
The chronic grumbler who eX-
poets the most from his newspa-
per is usually the one who con-
tributes the least to its support.
The San Antonio Office holder
who have been the hardest to
drag into politics proves the most
determined to hold on to the pub
lie tit.
Candidate Sutor is not tang
led up with any combination,
but his name will be familiar to
every intelligent voter on cleo
ton day.
Spend the money with your
home newspaper that you throw
away on fake advertising
schemes, and you will have bet
ter newspapers.
The fake advertiser is the bar
nacle that snaps the blood out of
the business men, and give but
little in return.
The newspaper that boasts for
its chief merit that it is a simon
pure party organ generally has
a hard time to make the "ghOst
walk" on Saturday nights.
E. Z. Claudon, who has but
few equals and no superiors, as
an expert bookkeeper and ac-
countant in Texas, will probably
be a candidate for city auditor
at the next city election.
Bully for the Express: "Engi-
neer Gray can well afford to wait
for his salary. He has certainly
been more than literally compen-
stated for the service rendered,
and there are too many grooming
taxpayers who think his services
could well have been dispensed
with altogether as soon as the
plans were completed and the
work inaugurated." ~
A&isssJ,,.. > ST
A slap at Thad and Joe's suf-
fragans: "There can be no doubt
of the justice and ACCESSIBILITY of
the proposition to require all en-
ployes of the city, of every kind
whatsoever, to be able to speak
and understand the English Ian
guage and be citizens of the Unit
ed States, but the question is,
have the mayor and council the
nerve to make it a law? We
have plenty of citizens to do all
the work, without calling on al
lens to displace them, and every
employee in the public service
should be able to speak and I'M
derstand the language of the peo-
pie in whose service he may be
and who pay him for his labor"
The Light heartily endorses
the above and we hope the advo-
cacy of the Express will not Jo-
nah the proposed ordinance now
before the council.
If Won have ever seen a little child
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

Don't trifle away time when you
have cholera morbus or diarrhoea.
Fight them in the beginning with De-
Wits Cholic and Cholera Cure. You
don't have to wait for results, they
are instantaneous, and it leaves the
bowels in healthy condition. q.
Reuss. 10-22-1y.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

All kinds of commercial Job print
Ing on short notice at the Daily
Light Job Printing Department.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
FOR SALE,

5000 old newspapers, clean and
whole, low rates. Apply at Light
Office.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19
q BY THE WAYSIDE.

WaywOrn Watson. These here
newspaper writer's is too high for
me. What is the difference be.
tween livin' and existin', l want
to know?
Perry Patettic. Heaps, miles
oceans. A man can exist on
bread and meat, but he has to
have booze to really live.-Cin
cinnati Enquirer.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

The SILVER KING is the finest
gentlemen's resort In the city. If
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-19

The Third ward has severa
patriotic gentlemen who want t.
be alderman.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Noble Indiscretion.

The Empress Eugene was often willful
and capricious because the romantic i'm
pulses of the woman made it hard for her
to submit to the restraints of the sovereign
Those impulses once made her nobly in
discreet, when discretion, seemingly, was
the price of safety, If not of life.
The catastrophe of Sedan obliged her to
flee from the Tuileries, and to pass I'M
known was of vital Importance, While
driving from Paris to Trouyille, under the
escort of DIR. Evans, the American dentist,
she saw gendarme i'll using "A man in the
street. Springing forward, regardless of
her own safety, she cried, II am the EN-
press and / command you to let that man
gor' DIR. Evans thrust her back upon the
seat, and explained TO the bystanders that
she was an insane woman travelling under
his care. 1t was magnificent in the wom-
an, even If 1t were indiscreet in the EN-
press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
THE ONLY MAN LEFT.
All the Other Inhabitants of the village
Were Down at Higgins Pond.

were DOWN h1RRlns fOnu.
boarded part of one summer three
miles from a sleepy little village up in
Maine. One afternoon rode over to this
village to get some mail l expected and to
execute several commissions for friends
who were boarding where was.
When l reached the postoflice, found it
closed. phenomcnally long and thir
man was lying fat on his back on q bench
by the postQtlicc door. He had an old straw
hat over hisfacc, and he did not remove Ii
until asked:
Where's the postmaster"
"Hey?"
where's the postmaster
"Gone fishin.
That's great idea for a man to close
the postofllcc while he goes fishing"
"Waal, he does it jes' the same. If yer
expectin any mail, yc kin go raound tc
the back door an git in that way an look
for yer mail ycrself."
Having done this, said, where does
the doctor live"
cover yanGcr, but he's gone flshn with
the pos master His Office is open, though,
an if yc want any med cine We kin walk
in an help ycrself an pay the dock next
time you sees m. -
lis there barber in this town?''
yes, but he's gone fishin with the pos
master an the dock. He's shops open, an
he left word with me that any one that
wanted to could go in an shave theirselvas
for cents"
Not caring to avail myself of these re.
duced rates, l asked:
as there u blacksmith hereY My horse
has cast shoe.
''Thar's blacksmith here, an blamed
good one, but he's gone flshin with the
other boys. His shops open, though, an
there's fire in the forge if we want to set
the shoe yerself
Can l buy Boston paper here any
place.
II dunno as yc kin. Old Square Hobbs
takes one, an l reckon he'd loan it to We,
but him an the dock have got u bet of a
f'cent sccgar up that one of EN- kin kctch
more fish than the other in three hours, an
the old square went tishin with the Others
to git that secgar out o. the dock.
"Is there any man in this town who
hasn't gone fishingg"
ME, " he drawled out.
"Why didn't you goy"
"kctch me traipsin way over to Hig.
gins pond more'n mile from hyar in the
dust an heat! Not muchl Anyhow,
thought somebody ort to stay hyar al
kind o hold the town down"
/ And when l rode away, he was holding
the bench down with his hat over his face
and his yard long arms crossed Imply ovel
his hollow chest.-Detroit Free Press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Completely Extinguished.

The passenger in the tweed clothes got
up to get Il drink, and when he got back
he found his seat occupied by the man in
the So. SO suit who had been sitting on the
woodbox.
I'D like TO have my seat please said
the tweed man.
"Your seat?' repeated SISS. "When
did you get a reserved seat? Where are
you from, anyway"
"New York, answered tweed impress
lively.
from Canton, o..
And the train rolled on with the New
York man sitting on the odbox.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Why Not?

The youth had made II request for money.
For what" demanded his father
81 want to get II baseball suit, :" he re-
piled.
Nonsense. You don't need one, - re-
turned the old man.
1T simply ruins his school clothes to
play ball in them" suggested his mother.
And Il Teller can't run in long pants, -
added the boy.
'No one wants you to- retorted the old
man. But don't see why you can't bor-
row your sisters boomers. Chicago
Post
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
HoNoLr LII, July Goth, lS9

HoNoLf LII, July 29th, 1899.
MEssps. w. G. IRWIN & Co., LTD.
GENTLEMEN:-In reply to your in
quiry as to how the Ideal Roof Paint
you sold me lasted; would say that
painted the roof of my house ~ months
ago with your Red Ideal Roof Paint
and find il is as fresh and bright in ap
pearance today as when first applied
looking as well as Others lately painted
with other paints. | am more thar
satisfied
j. G.. ROTHWELL.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
j. G. ROTHWELL.

Have you leaky gutter? If you
have, make it perfectly clean and dry,
apply a good coat of No. 3 p. and b.
Paint over the leaky spots; then take a
piece of stout Manila paper, or piec e
OF common cotton cloth, paint it well Oh
both sides; lay it over the first coat, Civ
ing the whole a final coat, and there
will lie no more leak there. Or if the
whole gutter is bad. make it clean and
dry, and apply paste of p. & B. Paint
and pnrtlSn nd Cement.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Sole agents for the RoWdiion Islands

The building papers are !, 9. 3, and 4
ply They come in rolls. each roll con.
tanning 1000 square feet. They are
water proof, acid and slkali proof and
vermin proof A house lined with build
ing paper is far cooler than one that il
not. There is also cheaper grade of
paper adapted for use under mating
keeping out insects.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21

did that old aunt that dotted on you so
remember you in her will?''
Eyes, she made me a director Of the
Emergency Hospital For Cats she en-
lowed New York Sunday World
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
The Woman Movement.

"The door to n university education is
closed to me because | am woman.
But you don't want university edu-
cation?"
Certainly not. But / want to see what
is beyond that door, Detroit Tribune.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
q Sarcastic Girl.

"Accept my hand, Augusta" And the
maiden looked ut the hand, which was
something smaller than an average sized
salt fish, hesitatcd a moment and then said
sweetly:
Isn't there something off when you
take so large an order: Texas Sitter
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21

Teacher-Willic, you are to stay in after
school and do three extra examples
Willie-What! And git put out of the
Scholars union for workin overtime?
will, don't think -Cincinnati ENQUIRER
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Heavenly Voices.

Mrs. Casey-Harrigan's daughter is
turnin out for medium. She do be hearin
voices in the upper air, they tell me.
Casey hear thin every day meself.
Sometimes they yells " Mortarr' and some
times rickr'-Cincinnat Enquirer
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Demands of Summer Guests.

Chem folks from town didn't stay
much of spell, Uncle Reub?"
Nav. Went back mad cause we didn't
hev no cycle paths an 'lectric lights in
the blackberry patch. Chicago Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
In Danger.

Jasper wonder why Jones whistles so
much.
Jumpuppe-Probably to keep up his
courage. A man who whistles as badly as
he does is in constant danger of DEATH
Truth
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Height of Fame.

WAS he famous MANI
Famous! Why, my dear sir, they re
even talking of naming n new bicycle after
him. Chicago Post.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
The SpeckIed Trout.

ooh, pa" exclaimed little Johnny, the
first time he saw trout, cts got the
measles, amt its'-Boston Transcript.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-08-21
Nothing Higher Than the King.

1.-THE Germans always play the ace as
the lowest card in the deck now"
"Why?"
For fear of being arrested for leze maj
esty. Truth