The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-01-26
THE NEWS AT POOLER.
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t.rs and Things There.
anil Mrs. Geo. Schroeder and children |
pleasant visit at the home Of Mr.. |
cartwright last week
and Airs. W. H Smith OF Bulloch
-, ana ". H. Brunson OF Screven,
,f-ifors at the home OF Mr.. II. Beau
- last week
NJ s. Sheftall VISITED among friends IN
r,--e- last week
- Hamilton Leopold and Mr.. Walter,
mons the visitors at Pooler last
~ a. Jewett and Mr.. Mckenzie paid
~ a flying visit on their wheels last
~ r Kuch. accompanied by John E.
-- visited al the home OF Mr.. II. Gen
ri last week
g..-sri T. Turner lodge. No. 16. +. &
-tr win hold its January cOmmunica-
e. lest Wednesday after the business
~. raie -e is transacted. The W. NJ. and
C-.,gIv elected officers viii entertain the
r-I.-- aL FISH fry. a cordiai welcome
5g-.rdad to all masons.
r.sra viii be services both morning and
-5rs to-day at the Baptist church;
lining 10y the pastor, Rev. E Eden
So. Sarah Ham, assisted by Mrs. N.
~ alye a sOciable Wednesday night at
- home of Mr.. and Mrs. ". Ham. a
49, number of their friends was pres
-- and spent a very pleasant evening.
v- H. IL. Morgan of Pooler has re-
49, from the race for justice of peace
m rho Eighth district. This leaves Mr..
n Baker to make the race alone, unless
some other candidate should crop up be-
f5r- the election, which takes place Sat
uriay FEB. /
mass meeting of the citizens of Pooler
" held last Tuesday evening for the
purpose of appointing a suitable commit
- r0 wait on the Central railroad au-
tbarfues and lay before them the neces-
sir, of changing the railroad schedule so
NAT The train will bring the people of
pooler 20 town in time TO go to work The
Train now arrives fifty minutes too late.
Sir j. Eitel was elected chairman and
r. n. Cartwright secretary, The FOL
loving is the committee appointed by the
chairman. J. NJ. wilbur. c. +. Bevans,
lanes Heidi and Capt +. II. Marshall
The committee will report what progress
Il has made at a mass meeting to be
called the early part of next week.
Attractive Sunday Services.
Editor Of the Morning News: At the
Church of the Reconstruction, Pastor,
Rev. Timber Jack Barebones, d. D., LII.
D.. there will be the usual unique and
recherche morning and evening services.
The brilliant choir, under the leader
ship Of the accomplished artist, Pious
Burlesque Blow-your-horn, and Madame
i
hbit the most artistic antics of religious
melodies. Low-voiced and entertaining
musical aids to spiritual medtations viii
be executed during all the pastors sub
lime discOurses.
After the sermon there will be the inau-
guration of the Winter Sunday Ecclesi-
astica operas and consecrated theatricals,
arranged in the historic and classic style
Of ST. Paul, and his intimate friend and
old sweetheart, the pious Theckla. This
mo delivered
burlesque of beautiful Susannah, surpris-
ed, while bathing, by the too intrusive
elders, who lacked the courtesy of even
bushing After the night service, the
Operatta of Samson and Delilah in their
risky but warning escapade, viii be I'M
folded most exquisitely for the edifcation
Of gentle maidens.
For the dear, guileless children the ten
minutes play, the mOdernized Black
Crook elevated into the White Crook. will
be put on the carpet to show how scan
test costumes may be worn without or
Tense, as in the South Sea Islands.
Or. Barebones will preach eloquently in
lies of the Arminian Methodist Book of
Discipline. the Ancient Thirty-nine Ar
ucies Of Episcopalians and the Puritanic
Westminster Confession of Faith" He
will illustrate the beautiful freedom OF
modern faith, and the grandeur of the
Bible disseoted and purified by Higher
Criticism and innate human conceptions.
This sermon will prove a veritable salve
Tor troubled consciences; and will show
merry they did not, in the wanton riches
Of worldly customs, theater-going, card
PLAYING for moderate stakes, and all
night enticing Germans, and still bear
Chr1st-like lives; for perfectly reliable
traditions, handed down by Prince Dia-
bolus and his brilliant associates in an
cent Hades, all declare that the Christ
participated in similar amusements; as
The Bible itself says, he ate dinner one
day with a fashionable Pharisee.
At night Dr.. Barebones will surpass him
gunarn11 n
~ the petard of fantastic logic, and irl-
descent documents recently dug from the
unknown Continent, he will explode the
musty Orthodox Theology in almost all its
positions. This will be very comforting
10 young lawyers, doctors and all others,
VINO nave been able to get some virus or
mechanism and Briggism and general
advanced German and AmericaniZed Ger
man thought, without having the disease
mIellgently, and who are tainted by the
ignoramuses.'
The public are invited to these peculiar
Y lnteres ting, advanced, gymnastic relig-
IouS exercises. They will assist in elimin-
Suhg Vexing care from this life, will
SSne future; will help every one toward
Vylng without the troublesome light Of
ruin on the inner self; and with an iron
clad conscience, without hope, to stand
oeIore the much-talked-of bar of the
.uuses OF the future If indeed there be
INV dreaded future. DR.. Barebones revels
NvlulOIllilB cODWGD doctrine, lndL
our God is a God of such genial love and
sttl-embracing compassion that He enjoys
eLe ConlcallueS and varied religious &C.
Ctntnelties as well as the startling and
ee{aled songs of worldly followers. EV
Tyoody may be sure of a penny a day,
ny matter what their work has been, or
VINO may grumble
.oome one; come all! Taste the Barebones
beaele be sweetened with the divine
aU5 that deadens immortal sensibilities
az ny Keeps in the land of shadows.
strsgulember the Church of the Recon-
Suueuon, on the Boulevard of Doom.
Anti-Sensation.