Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1896-06-11

American doctor says to woman Now
you rest keep quiet, don't see anybody. be
calm she laughs and says, Why certainly,
doctor, do that II the time. / am keep
ing very quiet
Then the docto~ -~va. Remain at home
to-day, drive in your carriage this after
noon, but b. an unfrequented road
impossible exclaims my lady, i'm
possible. Why, doctor. this afternoon
Join the coaching parade. and tonight we
dine at Lalchmont and come home for a
dance at KS Tomorrow I will rest
That means that she has not looked at
her social programme for the next day
When she does glance at 1t she will see
that there is onething that she abso-
lutely must do.
Let the London doctor advise the
.)uchess OF Marlborough to go to Carls-
bad for perfect quiet. ana she will go
She will leave her presentation gown living
on the floor and throw her coronet across
the room. Her physician has said Car!s-
had. The same with Partisan or German
woman, but the Americans are the ir-
repressibles"
And all the feverish unrest mears rre~7a-
ture old age. It is now no unusual e'ght
TO see young face framed In gray ha.r or
dark hair thickly streaked with gray 4
great deal OF this premature srayna,<z is
due to overweight brains. Sometimes
however, 1t may be caused by keeping she
natr too dry. Upon the appearance Of the
first gray hair little pomade should he
applied, perhaps once a week. After wash
ing the hair an emollient should ALWAYS be
applied to the scalp to prevent the too great
dryness Of the hair as well as to promote
its growth. The use OF a perfumed wash
Will give the hair faint. pleasant n1or.
which is most soothing to the senses Swim
ourne speaks of hair smelling o, the
South
The crowd was transfxed.
And now" announced the lecturer. this
wonderful woman will close her thrilling
entertainment by entering a den Of mice
who haven't tasted food for a week. feed
them with raw meat and max. them do
tricks"
Not one OF the multitude could move. -
not an eye was taken from the intrepid per
former until the Notwithstanding spectacle
was at an end.
Ere from her sea trip, Yvette Guflbert
arrived in England the other dav. She
said O. America: About my voyage?
Well. ss.ais-I was sick. and l have now
all m inside new. I went to New York, to
Boston, Philadelphia and Chicago, and I
think | like Boston best. In the train We
take for Chicago l ask my black man for
bottle OF clare; for lunch, and | had II.
But when | ask for a bottle Of claret Tor
dinner he says. No; IN the province OF
Ohio you can't have claret TWO times
day, OF 1 will have ID go 20 prison
said, Very we'll. then. go to prison, but
get me the claret first: and after much
ceremony I get II"
Who shall ever again have the audacity
TO say that gentle woman was made only
20 cook, wash. bring up the children and
sally forth TO market there to buy things
for the amelloration of the hungry con-
ditio1 of n IAN?
Mrs. LuelIa Wilcox ST Clair. presiden:
Of Christian College. Columbia, Mo-, re-
GENTLY requested all the members of the
class which will graduate this year 10 state
brief" n writing their principal purpose
in life number OF interesting answers