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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-04-04
ton and Silk Portieres.

feet &c
In addition to the above have complete line Skane
tonnes Saeens japanese Cpes Curtain Poe-eveng
be found in frst-cass Upholstery Store
We submit without charge carefully
signs for furnishing hotels and private hangnss dap
cries. etc. also window shades slip window screens
parquetry flooring.
We clean lace curtains and blankets perfectly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-04-04
Literal.

Come, friend, with me:
l tell you true,
l have a bone
To pick with You.
The shad his charm
Does now renew
I have a bone
To pick with you.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-04-04
Woodward X. I>OthrOD.
10th. nth and F Sts N w
Monday, April Sixth,

Monday, April Sixth,
Special Display and Sale of
Spring and Summer Upholstery,
Decorative Stuffs, Lace Curtains, &c.
lime has come for thinking refxing and eunhng. We
are grand ready The splendid spring
their newness and brightness
are nearer the ideal in all that pertains perfect
gone
Correct in quality and than
dInariy attractive from the price point of view.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-04-04
THE WEEK.

The House Of Representatives took up
the conference report on the Cuban reso-
lutions, but Mr.. Boutelle prevented action.
The NV Hampshire republican convention
declared for Reed or Mckinley for Presi-
dent. series of debates between Secre-
tary Smith. for sound money, and ex-
Speaker Crisp, representing free coinage,
began in Georgia. Gov. Lippitt, republican,
received a vote of q, 44S. a plurality of
1l,2'S in the Rhode Island election. Two
hundred delegates, representing fifty col
leges. attended the convention of the Re-
publican League in Chicago. Methodist
&C conferences in Kansas, Massac husetts and
pennsylvania voted in favor of admitting
women as delegates in the general con-
ference. In cloudhurst on Little Sexton
creek. near Bonneville, KY, a dozen or
mere people were drowned. Fire destroyed
part of the business section of Bruins
wick. Ga. causing loss of $500OOO. The
railroads and many towns In northern Wis
consin were blocked with snow. Floods pre-
vailed in New York state. Frederick Booth
Tucker, American commander of the Saliva
ton army arrived from Europe. The Su-
preme Court decided that parallel and COM
Eet1ng railroads had no right to consolidate;
the Supreme Court also decided that it was
not illegal for railroads to charge less for
transporting imported than for domestic
goods. Ten Italians were suffocated during
fire in a tenement in Brooklyn. Benjamin
J. Franklin was nominated for governor of
Arizona. A train Of the st. Louis and
Frisco railroad was held up near Lebanon
Mo. and the express car robbed. Suit was
fled in Denver. Col. by the interstate COM
merce commission. invoking the aid Of the
law to enforce its orders against ten west
ern railroads. The Secretary of War sent
to the House the report of the survey for a
canal connecting Lake Superior with the
mississippi, the cost will range from $685.
900 to SO.OOO00O. A score or more Of the
leading steel manufacturers met In New
York and formed an associa ton for nro-
lection of their interests. The coroner's
jury In Philadelphia held Samuel p. Lang
don for the action of the grand jury in con-
nectlon with the death of Anna McGrath
the nineteen-year-old typewriter who was
lound dead The shaft of the monument
10 Washington at Wakefield Va, his birth
place was placed in position. The deaths
included Frederick A. HUMPHREYS, said to
nave been the oldest Free Mason in the
United States; Burt Van Horn. ex-memeber
OF Congress, and T. o. Barbour treasurer
OF the Chesapeake and Ohio Railway Com
pany.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-04-04


No less than two hundred and fifty STYLES and de-
sie"s IN Lace Curtains, from the Nottingham
through the various intermediate grades, to the
Real Lace.
Nottingham Curtains, 81 yards long. 81 jnches
WIDE Per pair. 81 q,
IamDoured Muslin Curtains, 3 wards long 70
inches wide. Per pair. Il *
antique Lace Curtains, yards long 80 inches
wide. Per pair. s3 IN
irsh Point Curtains, sh yards long. 81 inches
"ine. FER pair Observation-Disclosures 81 90
Tamboured Lace Curtains, 81 yards long. 5,
IL ches wide. Per pair. 81 Q,
brussels Lace Curtains. 31a yards long. 81 inches
"lue' Eer pdr. .................SS.00
Fancy Denim Curtains. 3 yards long, 20 inches
wide. Especially desirable for bed rooms Per
pair "a IN
Sash Curtain Muslins.
All the newest designs in Curtain Muslins, 20,
49, 10 and so inches wide. Per yard up from .12I1c
Fish Nets
for Curtains. The newest thing Per yard. ut
from ......................121 sc
Lace to match, up from. .....sc Sc.
Fringes.
An entirely new assortment In spring colorings,
suitable for trimming mantel soarfs, tides window
draperies, &C.
Cotton Ball Fringe. Per yard &c.
six Iassel Fringe. Per yard. &c.
Better Fringes up to. Soc
Rug Fringe. Per yard. .................IO c
Furniture Fringe. Per yard. up from. 1000. SOC
Table Covers.
Ga Tapestry, up from. ..................g SOC
81 Chenille, up from. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS c
Other sizes in Tapestry and Chenille at proper
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-04-04

Fancy Covers
in Denim. Japanese Crepe. Silk Velour and Velvet.
Ifelts.
7e-inch Felt for fancy work. All shades Ter
Folding Screens.
Twenty shapes. styles and Sizes mounted in
silkaine denim. burlap, tapestry and cretonne
An especially good 3fold Screen, feet high,
mounted In silEaline, at.................Sl.5 so
Single Panel Fire Screens, mounted Each 81 90
Drapery Materials.
New and artistic colornes and combinations in
Silks for hangings pillow covers SC. Per I'd Soc.
ASe'et up W. Sl-oO
5oinch Tapestry, Jute Cotton Derby. Si,k-faced
Derby, Brocatelle, &C. Per yard, up from. .31Izc.
Denims
for Curtains and Furniture Coverings q and 20
inches wide. Per yard, up from. .............lSc.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
ABBREVIATED TelEGRAMS.

The amount Of the capitalization of the
new joint stock companies organized in
England during the first half Of 1896 Will
aggregate over ISS.OO0.O0O.
The Emerson Piano company. of Bos-
ton. with branches In New York and Chi
cago, has made an assignment. Assets
are estimated at Si5O,0OO and liabilities at
SljO.OOv
Obituary: At Hot Springs. Ark, Col
onel Thomas H Harris, of Rushville, Ind !;
at New Castle. Colo. J +. H. McKibben,
aud tor of the Atchison. Topeka and Santa
Fe railway.
The master mechanics OF the Erie
lines are holding their annual conven-
ton in the offices of the company in
the Western Union building, Chicago.
The discussion of technical subjects in
relation to the affairs of the road COM
prises the programme of the meeting.
The United States minister to Turkey,
Alexander w. Terrill. has notified the
Turkish government that the latter's
answer to the demands of the United
| States for indemnity as a result of the
| burning of the American missions at
| Kharput and Marsh is not satisfactory
The car and cZarira have left St
| Petersburg on their way To Vienna.
| Their matesties were accompanied by
| q numerous suite.
| S. ~ Rowiey. mayor of San Mateo
| fla. was badly wounded in a fight
with three burglars. He shot and fatal
l ~ wounded two OF them, but the third
\ one escaped.
| Mr.. Bryan has sent $40 to County
| Chairman Joseph Howley Of Pittsbure
| to reward the finder Of Mrs. Bryan's
ring, which was found there some time
ago.
Texas fever, the dread of cattlemen ha.
made its appearance among the stock c
the milk dealers of Clyde, Morton Parl
and other Chicago suburbs along the lin.
of the Chicago. Burlington and Quincy
railroad. Eight cattle have died and sew
eral others are in a bad condition.
Archbishop Begin, of Quebec diocese, ha,
issued to his clergy circular approving
the anti Masonic conference which meet
next month in Trente, in Austrian Tyrol
He denounccs Freemasonry as the ..in
fernal sect" and ''diabolical organiza
ton
Willie Connezier, IA years old, of Por
Jarvis, y. Y, hanged himself while OF
berrying near Ulster Heights. No caus
is asst gned for the act.
Nicolas Rudinger, the professor of az
atomy at Munich university, is dead H
was born in 1882 and was the author of
number OF valuable works upon anatom
; zeal subjects.
u On the night OF Aug. 81 burglars en-
tered the home of l. h Putnam, secrt
tary of the Ashland Steel company, an
. stole 6 200 worth Of jeweiry. The fact
/ were suppressed in hopes of locating th
/ rchb.ys, but So far there Il no clew.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
WILL STOP COFFEE eATHsRERlNG.
wcyler Admits That 1t Is . Grave Step.
Eut Says 1t Is Necessary,

wcyler Admits That 1t Is . Grave Step,
Eut Says 1t Is Necessary,
Madrid, Aug a1.-Accordin2 to dis
patches received here from Havana Cap
tain General Wcyier in an interview has
confirmed the report tha1 he intends to
issue decree ordering the suspension of
the gathering the coffee crop. He is
quoted as admitting that this is n grave
step to take but he claims it is necessary
in order to deprive the insurgents of the
resources upon which they count. The
captain general did not deny that the
suspension of field work might swell the
ranks Of the insurgents.
But he insisted that this was better
than allowing the proceeds from the crops
to be used in the purchase of arms and
ammunition He explained that u large
quantity of arms and ammunition was
landed in Cuba last week and he asserted
that this could not have been done with.
ont money. In conclusion, he is quoted
as saying: .'As we cannot punish the
authors as we did i'll the case of the Com
petitor, We must deprive the rebels Of
their subsidies from the planters"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
YACHTS MADE A DEAUrIFUL PICTURE
And YsehtNncn Forgot Their Rivalry in
Admiration of Them.

N.r,p;rat,.,,, OF Than,
VI
Inc yachts with their gre't spread oil
canvas made beautiful picture in the
heavy sca and flying spray, and the
yachtsmen lost their spirit Of rivalry for
u time in their admiration of the hand
Some Whit. ,,;,,.-,, lie, ,,Ir,,.;,,,. -.
throu.-h Inc sc,s -, I, cI;,,,;n,, No., Tho
V.rrrinr was ni,,nlr n,,tsn;Iin, ~.
Canada from m. -, on, tho fs-,h.r
thcv wen, the ,,-.,,c- ~. ,,is,,ncs ,,rr =.
between the r.cin, ha,ts tn Vsnca,,,r
rounded the first stake ot ZOO; havin,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
A Novel Adverti.ins scheme.

An ingenious German bicycle mana
facturer has invented the following de-
vice as an advertising scheme: He has
published notice in the daily press,
according to which he promises to give
high grade machine and a bicycling
suit to any one who pays cent spot
cash but, according to the agreement.
the purchaser must pay for two weeks
the double of the amount that had been
paid the preceding day. 1t is but "a sim
pie problem in arithmetic to discover
that at the end of two weeks the bicycle
and suit viii have cost something over
f160.
Ingenious advertisements, as will he
seen, are not confined exclusively to the
United States.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
WILL BE TROUBLE AT ZANZIBAR.
British Order the sultan to Pull DOwl
His Flag Instanter.

Zanzibar, Aug. .1.-Admiral Rawson
yesterday afternoon received cable instruc.
tons from the British government and o
message was also received here by the
British consul from the foreign Office AS
O result the admiral and the consul held a
conference, at the end of which an ulti.
matum was sent to Said kahlid. He was
ordered to haul down his flag and surren-
der with his forces no later than O'Clock
this morning. If he fails to do SO the pal
ace will be promptly bombarded by the
British warships. e-
All British subjects have been re-
Guested to embark on board the war
ships here by o clock this morning.
THE Sultan of Zanzibar died Tues
day and Said kahlid usurped authority
at once and seized the palace. The sui.
tanate is under British protection.[
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
THE MARKETS.


NEW NORN. Aug. "a
Money on call Arm at jG5 per cent: prime
mercantile paper. .d3 per cen;.: sterli,.. ex.
change weak. with actual busi ness in bank
err bills at 1874 4sii for de nand and 4s;t, %
iSi-e Tot sixty uays: posted rates. 4s46is5,s
ami isjla st>s: commercial bills. 1881
Cn:tei States government. bonds steady:
Few As registered 1l.is: do. coupons. Il2,a;
Us registered lSs; 10. coupons. luS,.;
As registered. lDii.; do. coupons, los; IS
rsg.ste-ei. 9lls: Pac.tic Us OF %. Ipl
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
Chicago Grain and Produce.

CHICAGO, Aug. u.
Following were the quotations on tho
Board of Trade today: Wheat-August opened
t6sc. close o5isc; September, opened aotsc,
closed j6t; December, opened eO,sc, closed
.9,;c- Corn-Auyuss, nominal closed PC;
September. opened 22ls:. closed 2lasr; May.
ope-iei 265sc. close 25Sic. Oats-Auguss. nomi-
i.1l. closed l5ia,: September. opened Ice,
closed 10: May, opened Ia. closei 1913 Pork
-Septe;noeI. opened Sj.ia, clos.t 81
October, opeae iS5. 10 close 81 SEQ: Lard
Angus; nominal. ciosal S'32se; september,
ui-enet 50 49, closed Sa5.L.
Produce Batter: Extra creamery, I6lsc per
Ii: extra dairy. IL. fresh packing stock,
90. tac. Egys-Fresh stock. lie per doz.
Poultry Turkeys, esLi0c Per ID; chickens,
hen-, .>:c; spring chickens, 9,ec: roos-
tiers. ~; ducks. Stl9sc; geese, SiU1
t."j. Pota;ocs-Eariy ONO, ly12i. per bu.
Honey White clover, l3gl4c per h: brokep
comb. 80 ~; extrastsi, > & App!es-Re1
STOCK, .oc Gsi2I peg boi.; s:sel STOCK, 6Ucsi
Si.Il
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27

The Local Markets.
Corn-20G22c.
Cats-14l2Oc
Hay-iimothy, &60S7; wild, s5GIs6
Potatoes, new a5c.
Butier-Faif to choice, BE; fresh creamery.
l5c.
Egg.-Frcsh, DC
>pring chict ems 81 so dozen.
Cosl-Scft, lrc.
Csttle-Bu' chers psy for corn fed st err 3xt@
&c; COWS and heifers, Sic 03hc; calves, 31sc
11Isc.
hogs -aka3c.
Shecp-3c.
spring Lamb-sa 5cQS4 head
TEE Argus. only 1Uc q week
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27

sent far below and turned Q boa. that
had two nasts and an American flag. To
the men on tho pre- $ boat it looked like
the stakeboat. At least the two boats
wese so near alike no one could say which
was which, and Captain Barber found
himself IL sS3 same predicament, and in
order to h. sure he went around them
6oth-and lost a race his go Il boat had
won. The Vencedor's mistake had cost
her nearly three minutes.
The wind had shifted a little which
made the run back a close haul. On
the run. which was the third leg of the
course. the Nencedor gained from the
start and rounded the stake boat at
1880. The Canada rounded at 1:36:23.
The Nenccdor was now minutes and
SO seconds ahead. having gained more
than a minute and half on the third
leg. She needed to gain one minute
and five seconds on the last leg to win.
On the run home she gained for the
first mile. After that the wind slack
ened and the Canada gained little. 1t
was a question of seconds. and the
Canada was gamer by a small mar
sin. The Nencedor crossed the line al
1.ll. and the Canada crossed two min
ut-s and thirty-one seconds later. win
ming the race by IS seconds. Following
is the ffiociai time. Twice over a
course five Iciles to ieeward and back
Starting Actual Corrected
Time. Time. Finish. Time.
Canada I'm o.li.3, oI3.Xl Pa 3,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
News o. q Lost Shin.

London. Aug. IA bottle which has
just washed ashore at Arranmore con-
tains the following inscriptions:
Dec. -. Ocean Maid. New Bruns-
wick to Liverpool. is laundering in lat
itude - and longitude 51:i5.
y. u. Gilmore"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
Chicago Live Stock.

NUltAGO. Auy. 70.
Live Stork-Pricrs ~ tle Uaioa Stock
yaris today raa:el Is follows: Hogs-Es-
tiniatcd rc:cipts II: I'll, da;. 2j.01: sales
ranged at So, 30 pigs. SIS $3.50 light
S6I"2.5 roasa packing. Ss9)ti5j mixed
and S2s0G 80 heavy packing AMI shipping
lots
Castle-c,stimatei receipts for the DAY,
lo~o; quotations raase 1t S4.4J1i. - choice
To extra shipping, steers. Si:Jl4i good to
choice do. S3.y3,si. y fair t. goo 1. S3ij63.Si
common to medium do. s.. 4l1t3YO butchers
steers. S2.j1u32l storsers Si.la03. 40 fee lers
! Sl.3'd34i cows g. i9tin "a heifers. Sl.15d3.1j
bulls. oxen and stays. S2.5J,lj3j Texas steers,
s@.sud4.W western rangers ami Sj.0oisj.5J veal
60 YES.
Sheep and laInbs-EStimatei receipts for
the day, l2,cG: sales ranged at S?..l03 Il
western, S:U'ol2.s5 Texans. sl.15l3. b natives.
anu S3V1G 5.3J lambs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27
|s55 AI!|!I| hEI1!l':lII;]

arr the most rowsRYct. ssvs. recnrr sud RI
IfAsLI. % this sind IN the market TAe orixina
snf only genuine WoNs~'s >atvArIor. At
war ORA ,.tst Z ~ don't Keep then. ~ rite dire
% as and ~ win send II d,rcrt upon receipt
price, o., se.,ed. ~ u,sl pfepS.a- A. J. hsi-.
lolaod-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-08-27

TEE ARous. only 1Oc a week
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-01-15

A conjecture is gaining credence thai
Lord Salisbury. in view Of Secretary
Olney's now famous July dispatch. will
eventually propose a virtual partner
ship between the United States and
Great Britain for the government Of the
lower half of the American continent
It will be remembered that one Of the
subtleties put forth at the time the o.
ney dispatch came to public knowledEe
was that Great Britain was an Amer
can power before the United States
existed, and that, "a she was anterior,
she would continue to be paramount
where she already enjoyed territorial
sovereignty. The Monroe doctrine i'm.
pugns no right, territorial or other, pos.
sessed by Great Britain on this CONT.
nent prior to the foundation of this
government. Great Britain Is entitled
TO everything that belongs to her. She
Is entitled to that without any partner.
ship with the United States. The Mon.
roe doctrine has no bearing on her law.
full possessions. NO entangling ALI.
ances." phrase originally used In ref.
erence to European relations, has lost
none Of its force to-day in the direction
Of Its origin. 1t is. however. equally
forcible and equally conclusive as to
partnership or alliance with any mon,
archical power on this continent. Al
the time the Monroe doctrine was grow.
Ing strong In Its infancy It was pro
posed to this government to join Ger
tain European monarchies for the pur
pose Of controlling the destiny Of por
ton Of America not attached then OF
now to the United States, although
near its southeastern Atlantic shore
The proposal Of a partnership with
European crowns was refused then,
when this government was feeble. II
was refused solely on the ground Of
principle. That principle Is equally vital
to-day, when this government Is strong
There can be no partnership between
the republic of the United States Of
America and any monarchy for the ac-
complishment Of any purpose. A blunt
refusal by Great Britain to recognize
the efficacy Of the Monroe doctrine will
be less offensive to the American peo.
pie than a proposal to enter into a part
nership with them for its enforcement
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-01-15
The Ench.ntcd pumpt,,


When your little brother or sister has
l birthday party and you want a nov
Atty as a centerpiece for the tea table.
Try the enchanted pumpkin and see
what fun it will make for the guests.
1t ought to be prize pumpkin and a
big one. Scoop out all the inside. That
will do well enough to make pies out
IF for grown-up people on days that
IRE not birthdays. Then stuff II full Of
toys tied up in mysterious looking bum
lies.
To each package tie a bright ribbon.
letting the loose ends fail out over the
sides of the pumpkin. Then carefully
replace the cap or stem part, which you
cut off. so that 1t will look as II it were
still whole, and place it on your tea
table. Surrounded by ferns and color
ed autumn leaves and decorated with
the dropping ends Of the ribbons, 1t
will make very pretty centerpiece.
When the feast is over set the chill
dren to guessing how many seeds are in
the pumpkin. When all have guessed,
tell each to take hold Of one Of the rib
bons. and when you say '"Threer' they
must pull on the ribbons, and In that
way they will see how many seeds are
in the pumpkin.
OF course each little guest secures q
pretty gift.-Chicago Times-Hsrald.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-01-15
FIGHT WITH TWO LIONS.
Hairbreadth Esca pc from the Clutche
Of Hungry Beast.

Hairbreadth Esca pc from the Clutches
Of a Hungry Beast.
He saw. above the ledge and a little
beyond, the ears and head Of a lion, as
1t sat watching the deer. Jake rose in
his saddle to place a bullet, as he said,
midway between those ears, when a
powerful lion leaped from behind a tree
on the ledge Of rock above, and. strik.
ing him in the chest, carried him Off his
horse, headlong toward the mountain,
and his horse ran wildly away. A mo-
ment later Jake was lying on his back
in the snow, his head up hill, and the
beast standing over him with one paw
planted firmly on his chest, the other
slightly lifted, and wagging its tail In
delight while its hot breath was ex.
hailed into Jacks face.
His first impulse was to hold down
his chin tightly. to prevent his throat
being torn open, while he cautiously
felt for his knife He found the knife,
and as he drew 1t slight grating sound
caused the lion to rebound at his feet,
and as he did SO 1t uttered a scream
which Jake knew only gave him the
chance Of moment 1t was a call for
the other lion. Fearing to make a mo-
ton Of escape or resistance, he moved
his hand back In the snow. In search of
his rife. which had been lost in the fall.
His finger touched the stock. he eau
tiously pulled 1t down by his side, and
still looking his captor straight in the
eyes slowly turned the rife till its
muzzle faced the lion. The bullet passed
through its heart and it sank on Jake's
feet. Before he could move from his
helpless position. the other lion bound
ed over the precipice. and somewhat
overlapping Its mark lit In the snow,
and instantly received a bullet In it's
brain. The two lions lay dead, not ten
feet apart-Outing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1896-01-15
He Expressed His Opinion.

! One Of the most prominent physicians
In Washington owns a farm somewhere
In New England, and whenever he geti
, unbearably tired of his fashionable
patients in town he goes there, puts OF
his oldest clothes. lays in a stock OF
corn-cob pipes and rusticates One day
last summer he was jogging lazily
along a country road in a rickety old
cart drawn by a horse almost as rick
ETY.. A countryman walking on the
same road asked for lift and the two
fell into conversation.
who are you working for" asked
the countryman.
"Oh, I'm working for DR.. j.. down
there" answered the physician.
What doin'?'
oh" went on the doctor. "I do ev.
erything for him. I take care Of him
you know. dress him and / feed him
and I even wash his face and put him
to bed. do everything he needs done
! How much dye get for itf" asked
the native.
my board and Clothes"
"An' you do oil that for him-wash
him, an dress him, an feed him, an
all that"
YES"
The countryman looked at the doctor
a moment in silence. Then he leaned
over the wheel and spat solemnly.
well, Of all the dern fools eve,
see-' was all he said.-washingtoI
Post