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The morning times., 1896-03-30
TwENTY-RATER BEAT AILsA.
Sunday Yacht Race at Nice Had All
SORTS of BreeZeS.

Nice, March 29.-There We're twenty three
starters in the yacht race here today for
the PriX de Honncur.
Among the large yachts the Britannia
was the only absentee. The reason she did
not start was that today was the anniver-
sary of the death OF the Duke OF Albany ,and
her owner, the Prince of Wales, attended
the services that were held at Cannes in
memory of his brother.
There was strong breeze in the morning
and when the yachts started they were under
reefed ma ainsails and working topsails.
The race promised to be an excellent one,
but the wind did not hold, and before the
first round was finished it had lost so much
of its weight that reefs were shaken out
and club tops;lils set.
The Ailsa crossed the starting line four
minutes ahead OF the SataDita and continued
TO gain slowly throughout the first round,
at the end of which she was eight min
utes in the lead, The wind then became
fluiey and the twentyraters, Stephanie
and Samphirc, began to crawl up on the
big cutters.
The a lisa crossed the finishing line first,
and was followed by the Satanita, Ste
phane and Samphire. The Stephanie was
awarded the race on time allowance. The
Ailsa was second and the Samphire third
The morning times., 1896-03-30
TRACK AND STABLE.

From very reliable source ii is stated
that The reported sickness OF Halma the
FleisChmann representative in the Eastern
spring racingevents. wasuufounded. Alctler
eFleischmann family inNew Y ork
stated that the colt was well, and unless
something unlocked for transpired he would
be started in one ormorc 0 ofthe spring hap pdi-
caps.
the regular racing season in the South
and West was Inaugurated Saturday with
the running or the Arkansas Derby at Little
Rock. The Hoi Springs stable ran first and
second with Lady IneZand BeuEidcr. respec-
lively. Garland Bar, a bay gelding, owned
10y John Rodegap, finished third. Lady lnez
was one OF the best fllies seenin the South
last year, and Ben Elder took high rank
with thecotS. The winner. Lady In eZ, Ca rried
1l7 pounds, Ben Elder l22, and Garland
Bar 119.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
&. A. c. NINE-PIS TOURNEY.
Hunter Lends With Handsome
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of The GAme.

7 lie third asst gnment Of the second
series in the nincpin tournament OF the
Columbia Athletic Club completed its
quota or eight games Saturday night
DcnekaS, who led. ropped to third
place with a total OF ~, ana HunJer
who bowled brilliantly, now ho,ds the
lead, with ~ 10 lis credit. with Demonet
second and 53 as hS total. FanClIiIl comes
next with 81, and Griffin 80. and Myers
who failed To bowl up TO his usual stan
dard is CrediGed with a total of only 35
The rest follow With more or less fair
scores.
The tournament VIII be continued on
Wednesday. Friday and Saturday even
1ngs OF thus week, when all entries viii
bowl their full quota Of twelve games.
From present Indications Hunter seems
likely 10 win out, with a tight pull for
second place between DenekaS and Demonet
Following are the scores Of last nights
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Entries n Lille Rock.

Little Rock, Ark, March 2S.-First
race-FOur furlongs. Albion, Treopia,
Sea RObber. los each; Trcla, 100; Lincoln,
Atolla, 103 each.
Second race-One mile. Uano Belle,
1O3: KIRK, lO5; Metaire- I07: Bing Binger,
Ill.
Third racc-FiVe furlOngs. Selling.
ZeDhyr PcrtOlinc, ATislanuer. l0l Cacn:
Upman. King Elm, 1G3 each; Mopsy, lO4;
KING Dance, 80.
Fourth racc-FOur furlOngS Selling.
Sato!iilo CiallilCe, 9S each: SuiSun. Congo,
Nahie Oliver, IOl each; Alkyris, Chapple,
I04.
Fifth race-SiX furlongs. Selling. Faslg
81: Joc-o-Sott, SO; Ma ggie Gray, lOli
RelIct, SO; Text, lO2.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
TRIAL TREATMENT FREE

That all may have an adequate idea OF
the New Treatment, the wonderful results
Of which are attracting the attention or
the whole country. DR.. RieCel has gen
erouSly arranged for a limited time TO
giye TO all IplicaHts on their first visit q
Trial Treatment Free. This j. purely for
educational purposes. II q few years this
treatment Will he in general adoption by
the profession, ami il is The desire OF IT'S
distOvcrers that it he seen and noted BY as
many PEOPLE as possible in the Offices OF
DIT. Ricgel, where, after years OF labor
ana experiment, il was designed and per-
fccted. Remember that until further notice
is given all are welcome TO consultation,
examination, and Trial Treatment, on their
first visit, without pay or obligations to
pay. 90
rItatinr1 In German and Enolish.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Racinp Plans nj Montromerv

Montgomery, Ala. March 2S--A number
of the best known and wealtheSt horSemen
i'll the country have lea Se1 the Fair Grounds
and race track in this city for a term OF
years. They will prepare the grounds for
meeting this fall. The purses VIII be
OF sufficient amounts to in sure good
racing This will place Montgomery in the
regular circuit and make IL a wintering
place for horses and hOTSemen.
The morning times., 1896-03-30

The usual cause is catarrh, the mucus
dropping down into the throat.
rs there nausca?'
Are you cOstiyc2''
rs there vomiung?''
DO you belch up gaS?''
Have you wateTbTash?''
Are you light t-headed?''
rs your tongue cCated?''
DO you hawk ANA Spit?'
rs there PAIN after eating?''
Are you nervous anu wcdK?''
do you have sick headaches?''
DO you blOat UP aftcr eating?''
rs there disgust Tor breakfast
Have you uistIcss aTtCT eatiBg?''
is your throat nlled with slimc?''
DO you al tunes nave GiaTrhca?''
rs there rush OF blood TO the head?''
rs there constant bad taste in the
is there gnawing sensation in the
Stomach?'
do you feel as if you had lead in
"W men you get up suddenly are you
dizZy?''
~ hen stomach is empty do you feel
DO you telch up material that burns
throat?''
When stomach is full do you feel op-
below are few of the prominent people
who have Lecn treated with success by Dr.
Riegcl's method:
Hon NELSON DINGLEY. Chairman Com
mittec of Ways and Means.
Hon. SAMUEL ". 81 1EfHENSoN, II. c.,
Mich.
hon. GEORGE w. SMITH, NJ. c., H.,
Chairman Private Land Claims.
Hon. WILLIAM V. LUCAS, =. d.
bon. q OrtIf. r klC h-AhDsON, Mich.
Hon. &. MEYER Zt5LICK, eX-GOY- A FiZ.
JOHN q. 81 ATER ana his sons, Bunker,
Real Estate DCaier, 4T2 La. ave. NV.
JOHN F. DON oboe, PTomHcnt Real
Estate Dealer, sos f. Capitol st.
CHARLES j. FAM IAG, slate Roofer
anu Contractor.
VII l. AN boYCE, Produce Commission
Merchant.
Mr. }. W. FARRAR, L. s. Treasury.
MIR. CHARLES BROWN. L. :. Treasury
Senator y. c. BLAN CHARD. La.
Mr.. o. G.. STAPLES, Proprietor Riggs
House.
Tho treatment iS mild and soothing. No
pain. Relief instant. Catarrh, asthma,
bronchitis, and nervous diseases only
treated.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
YALE'S FINAL GAME.
visiting Law School Nine VIII Play
the Catholic University

tie Catholic University.
This afternoon al $40 O'Clock The Yale
Law School Club will play the Catholic
University team a North Capitoi Park.
As IL Will be The university's first ap-
pearance on the diamond This season.
number OF cOmplimeniary parties of ladies
and gentlemen have been made up for the
purpose of attending ne game 10 cheer
the local boys. The lineup OF the uni
vrrSity will be as follows: Lcvoly. center
field; Proctor. right field: DAILY, third base;
Quinn. second base: CuShman, first base:
Burrough. left field; McTighe, catcher;
Nichols, Shortstop; 0'Bren. pitcher
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Georgetown and Lafayette.

The Lafayette College Club Will play the
GporgetownS at Georgetown field this a fter-
noon AT 4o'clock. The visitors have been in
constant training and expect to win their
initial contest with the blue and gray.
AS battery this afternoon Captain Harley
wIllpresent Lambertand Maloncy. TheOther
mem bers of the GeorgetOwnS will play their
usual positions.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Excursiopist Died at Sea.

New York, March 29.-Thc New York and
Quebec Steamship Company's Madiana ar
rived this morning with a large party OF
excursionists. who have been visiting The
various islands in the West Indies. One
of the party. William B. Smith, "A druggist,
of Monmouth, Ill.,, died OF pneumonia on
March 2A
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Catarrh of Bronchial Tubes.

When Catarrh OF tie head and throat is
left unchecked IL extends down the wind
pipe into the bronchial tubes, and in time
attacks the lungs.
DO you have 10 sit up at night 10 get
BREATH
lis there turning pain in the throat?''
"Do you feel you ale growing weakeT?'
Have you pain behind breast bone?''
''Is thcrc tickling Lchind Il @ Ialate?'
rs there ringing in your ears?''
Have YOU disgust for fatty fCOds?''
DO you spit up litt!c cfcesy lumps?''
us your cough short and hacking?''
do you cough in Tie morning-?''
do you cough on going 10 Led?''
do you spit up yellow mattcr?'
do you raise frothy matcrial?''
"AIc you low spirited al times?
do you cough until you gag?''
Have you stitches in side?''
rs your appetite variable?''
do YOU take cold easlly?''
Are you irritable?
Have you pain in >ide?'
DO you cough at Hieht?''
Are YOU losing f!cSh?
The morning times., 1896-03-30

The Young Strikers have won two games
from the Young Defenders this season
They would like "a hear from all teams
whose mrmber> are thirteen years OF under.
the following players compose the Strikers:
Joe Haulcin, Dave Ahern. Maurice Dough-
cTty, Herbert Campbell. Robert Wiukleman.
Miljou Grimes. Raymond Ennis, Charlie
Wood. Louis HcppIcr- Address challenges
To Dave AuyTH, T24 1 street southeast.
The Eastern EI2icS defeated the Young
SEamrocE~ Saturday by The score OF I . TO
Il. The Eastcrus would like To hear from
all teams, uniformed preferred Of fifteen
years aud under. Address challenges 70
J. Hanlein, go L street southeast
The Young Orioles have organized for
the season and wOul ike Jp near from al
Clubs in the city under fifteen years Of age.
Address challenges to William DOusEerty,
1913 Z street northwest.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Arranged All the Dates.

President. Sousa, of the Departmental
Baseball Le1gue, said last night. in ex
PLANTATION Of II report circulated regarding
The occupancy OF National Park for the
coming season, that arrangements had been
made between himself and Mr.. StrasDurger
70 secure all the off daIe9-
The morning times., 1896-03-30

Deafness and ear troubles result from
catarrh passing along the eustachian tube
that leads from the throat to the ear.
Us your hearing faiiing?''
do your ears discharge?''
do the ears itch AMI hurn2''
"ATe the ears dry and Scaly?''
Have you pain behind the eaTs?''
rs there huZZiEe sound heaTd?''
lis there a thTObbing in the eJTs?''
do you have ringing in the ears9''
Are there cracking sounds hedrd?'
us your hearing bad cloudy days2'i
DO you have earache Ccca>iOuaIIy:''
Are there sounds like steam escaping
do you constantly hear noises in the
cars?''
DO the noises in your ears keep you
awake?"
DO you hear letter some days than
others?''
DO your ears hurt when YOU blow your
nose?''
when you blow your nose do the ears
crack?''
rs your hearing worse when you have
a cold?''
Is there a roaring like waterfall 10
the head?'
The morning times., 1896-03-30

This is the most prevalent form OF ca.
larrh and results from neglected colds.
us the breath foul?''
lis the voice husky?'
do you spit up slime?''
do you ache all oyer?''
rs the nose stopped up?''
do you snore at night?''
Docs your nose discharge?''
Does your Csc bleed easily?''
us there tickling in the throat?''
do crusts form in tie nose?''
rs the nose sore and tender?''
do you SnecZe good deal?''
rs this worse toward night?''
Does the nose itch ana burn?''
rs there pain in front Of head?'
us there pain ACROSS the eyes?''
rs there pain in back OF hcad?''
rs your sense OF smell leaying?''
do you hawk 10 clear the tbroat?''
rs there cropping in the throat?'
Us the throat ary III the morning.
''Alc you losing your sense OF taste?''
do you sleep with the mouth open?'
''Does The nose step up toward night?'
The morning times., 1896-03-30
CHRISTY SADDLE. SIS.

The only saddle
that fuuymeets every
requirement of both
riders and physi-
clans. 1t Is built on
anatomical princi-
pies and Is as com
Portable and strong
and light as csn be.
TAPPAN'S,
The morning times., 1896-03-30
Rev DIR. BoetI,r Iuprovtnr.

Rev. J. W BOetler, vino has been criti--
caIIy i'll for some days, = much improved
He was able 10 converse yesterday FOR ths
first time since his illness.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
WITH THE AMATEURS.

NOTE-8Ianager or amateur baseball
cIubSin sending notices to- The Times should
obs erve the following rules. Write names
OF players and their positions plainly 50
as To insure proper publication Write ON
one side OF the paper only.
The morning times., 1896-03-30

The Eagles have Organized for the season
and w0uld ike 90 heaTfrCm All teams whose
members are not over seventeen years or
ace. Address J BrJush. No 1T12 New
Jersey avenue northwest. The team con-
sistS of the following players H. Martin,
J. BTaugh, G.. Tucker, " H Barker. E Dice,
q. ScHyeucr. II Freeman. F. Bolts. W.
Puruer, 7. Leonard, g. LaUpc. F. Duiin-
Tic Bureau irS. wOuld ike TO hear f'Cm
amateur clubs under fourteen Address F.
Haman. 613 Maryland avenue southwest
The Potomacs SOuthweS would Ike 10
arrange a game with The POtomac> uptown
10 settle which team Wi! 20 by the name
OF the POtOmIcs. The POtCmdCs south
west have been on The diamond for six sea-
sons and they have one Of tie Lest recOr,.s
Of an Y team in he city and hold the cham
piOuShip of the city fOFte&mS under eighteen
years and they are ready TO defend the
title at any time IT place Address Man
ageT F. Riston. 476 h street southwest.
The morning times., 1896-03-30
IEVED. CONSULTATION AND TRIAL TREATMENT FIR
Disease of the Stomach.
Catarrh of Head and Throat.
Disease of the Ears.

@ %s"f Ras RGs % % @
The morning times., 1896-03-30

FESSORS that claim to cure every
cheap treatment viii fail in catarrh,
The morning times., 1896-03-30
RuRLEW,S FLYERS.

Trainer Burlew. who handles Mr.. Me-
Cafferty's string, has the following horses
under his care, and will rush them in his
own coiors during the coming meeting:
Buckrene, Sir Dixon. Jr., Pay of Play
The morning times., 1896-03-30
DR.. RIEGEL, 14O5 N. Y. AVE.

spent his winters at Columbus, Ga. but lie ,
finds the change TOO great, now that lie has
transferred his base OF operations, and has |
selected Union Hill, y. j., ,asmid-seaso son train
ing grounds for his colts. He Will have fiji !
teen runners n the Benning meeting.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23
NOT BRIGHT TO ORDER.
Most clever People Are DaIlsr rhan ons
imagiasA

most Clever People Are DaIler Than ons
imagiasA
How I envy your opportunities Of
going among people who arc clever. .
said a society belle 70 q literary NO
man. according 70 the New York Trl
bune. Il get 80 tired OF our dinners
where no,hlns bun personalltlo5 are
talked. and Of oternally meeting the
same set. Now. you boolslsh people
wnen You meet each other can alwayI
look forward TO something interesting
and new wish ] could change places
with your
"Afy dear answered the literary wo.
man. Il viii tell You a secret Clever
people. as you call them. are dullei
than you imagine. Nothing Il mort
depressing than what are called liter
airy reunions. We poor authors dreae
them beyond everything parties
where We are invited TO meet each
other and are expected to shine We
would Ear rather be mixed up viii
people Of tho world and be thought
smart ME
u went last night TO a reception ai
Nrs. is. who 'adorcs genius and
affects culture. ard Il was the drear.
lest function imaginable. II was com.
posed almost entirely Of literary peo-
pie, with their wives and hus-
bands. Women In aesthetic gowns
and frowsy hair and long-stemmed hoa-
ding American beauty roses pinned on
ono side Of their oorsagss wandered
about and tried 10 look interesting. 4
light roiroshmcni was passed-ice
cream. think. and cake and lemon
ede. for we authors are not supposed
10 care Cor the grosseT and more ma.
terlal clomenis represented by terra
pin and pa,e-and there We glared Al
enc another for an hour or more.
Later on In the evening l met on,
OF my Quondam associates at MIA
rs. whose SET, you know. Is on'
OF tho smarlest and most frivolous Il
town. What a relief he exclaimed
en- seeing me. 'aad how delightful al
these women look. and am just long
ing for supper, which ! see is abou
to be announced. Mrs. Ms chef
they say. Is the best In New York.
and OF he skipped. ard saw him
minute ai,erward with pretty lltti'
Mrs. x. who hasn't an idea In he
head. enjoying himeelf hugely. 10
my dear, you uced not long to 90 witt
literary people. Taken together thel
are net amusing and am sure oush
to know"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23

Il was one long summer savory' o.
Kind deeds. though Il had not beer
without It's storms and trials"
Wake up. my LADY, You have lefl
the new old woman. and gone dream.
journeylng down the ptst.
1T Is true We cannot get away from
the past; Il Is pan OF us. bul life a
more interesting Tor old people than \
was then Most Of as have had leisure
for books. and travel and social life
Then. you do approve OF leisure fol
the new old woman"
yes. leisure. not idleness. nor list.
lessness, but restfulness Considering
life as day. one Is naturally buster Ia
the morning; We have strength and
yleor and tako our place and beSia
work Alter crossing the meridian
We do not readily undertake new en-
,erprisea Habits are the erutehes Of
the old and We hobble along on them
Though. naturally. LIES cares droI
away and fail behind Us. a. the shadows
do IN the afternoon. as We 20 WESTERNS
with the sun. siill It Is well. as | salt
before, not 10 drop out OF line entirely
to Keep an Interest In tho world around
Ms. not forgetting that world towar'
which We are iourneying. being neithel
too worldly nor too other-worldly."'
"Ah. that may be like that when
have crossed over into life's afternoon
bnt II r'iI. 70 hard" said the glrl, pen
siyely. uH or"
f'Notif you begin Il in the morning
keeping your sympathies broad an'
active. putting away. little by little
treasures Of experience aud knowledge
saving them as one saves dollars
against age and want. doing something
daily TO help another onward"
4 believe II Is possible to redeem
the busiest life from the mental. tn
commonplace. by adding tribe dali,
to It's mental and spiritual stores"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23

beyond their country The Msiabe'es
were moved down IN thousands by
Dr. jameson and hls troopers and ms
chine guns before their land was finally
conquered for .he British South Africa
Company. The remnant Of them will
possibly make n hard nght now
Another element OF trouble lies In
the Dolasoa Bay situation. Under a
treaty England has the first right 10
purchase this portion Of Portuguese
East Africa. n II should be offered for
aale. II lies between the Transyaal
and the ocean. and rs possession would
enable the British TO surround tho
Boers The German Emperor, Il Is be-
lioyod. Is prepared to resist by force
this advance OF the British.
To the north OF Portuguese East AZ.
rica Is German East Anlca. DR.. Peters
the late administrator Of that territory
Is now being tried in Berlin for cruel
ties to the natives. lie hanged men
and women for petty thefts.
In the Indian Ocean. OF the east
coast OF Africa is the great is'
land Of Madagascar, which the French
have just conquered after cam
palgn very deadly 70 themselves
Lately the natives royolted and burned
religious mission house and killed
.ayoral OF its occupants.
A punitive military expedition ha'
Just done It's work near Mombasa II
British East Africa.
The British are now occupying Ash
anti. In the interior OF Africa, behin'
the Gold Cost Colony. aud hold KIM
Piempeh a prisoner.
The French have occupied Timbuctu
the capital OF Eastern soudan, a mys
FERROUS city hitherto known TO rs chief
~ on account OF It's comic-opera name
The sultan OF Morocco 70 slaughter
ing his subjects.
This ia but q glimpse OF the blood
work that Is going on In Africa.
Putting a crown on the head, put
nothing kingly In the heart.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23


II. Since they have shed their light
upon It's remotest places Il has been
turned into land OF bloody strife and
turmoil from end 20 end.
A number OF bloody outbreaks. Of
such character rs TO interest even
Americans unconoorned With European
policy. help TO call attention at thia
moment TO the perpetual condition Of
Africa. Il 10 hardly 10 be doubted that
this condition viii continue until an
the warllkc races OF Africa are exter-
minated or reduced TO the condition OF
hopeless subsection.
There are three great regions OF
Africa which are Of supreme interest
at this moment They are the Egyp-
tlan soudan. Abysslnla and South
Africa. To the first two places belong
the distinction that Europeans have
suffered there about as much as the
natives
A strong Egyptian expedition. rndor
British officers. has started To attempt
20 reclaim the Soudan from the Mahdi,
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23
SOME RECENT PATENTS.

A koyless bicycle lock-
An improved sanitary corset
a bottle that cannot be rclilel.
A pipe Tor blowing soap bubbles.
a combination fideboard and extern
sion table.
A new alternating el2ctrle motor,
by Nicola Tesla.
A machine Tor ornamentlng glass
dishes. by which he dish Is both
scallopod and crimped by one motion
or operation
4 machine for the manufacture Of
wire glass" by which n network OF
wire is lmbedded In the glass. adding
10 It's strength and nexlbni,y
A seli-oller for journals on the prin-
ciple Of capillary attraction. A wick
lays alongside the journal and extends
down below into an Oh receptacle.
A pineapple knife. with a tubular
qulll-pcn-shapod point adapted 70
gouge out the eyes Of the apple. a
thrmb-pleco guide. which can be set
SO as TO gaugc the depth OF the cut.
An amusing toy in which the whale
sv allowing Jonah Is depicted. a metal.
he whale rests In a tank OF water. In
which Jonah" has been cast A pow.
orial masno. inside the whale attract.
The metal Jonah" ana draws him into
iis open month
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23
Jap SHOWING the DISTURBANCES IN AFRICA

jcct whllo under cover, the head belng
In such a position as not to admit OF
iis being seen. When the tubes are
thus extended, the observer may stand
behind a tree or wall and reoonnoiter
from his concealed position. There are
also open points In favor Of the in
strument The field Of vision Is enor-
mously extended. You may study OBJ
iects at opposite points OF the compass
with no more trouble than the winking
OF your eye. The storeo-telescope may
be folded up. in which position. being
held with the tubes upward. II enables
the observer to look above an object OBJ
E,ructlng his view. such as a hedge.
wall or crowd OF people.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-05-23

W.T. aud Ilunar

Louise How do you come on with
that leap year prorosalG Emma-I
don't know yet Harry is stlll examln-
Ing my letters OF recommendation
Judge.
Bort-l can't think OF marriage Just
yet; You know I'm not rich. Angelina
What difference does that makoi
beri-None, providing you are. Rox.
bury Gazette.
Thou hast a pretty wit" Quoth the
monarch. AYE. and a dry humor."
replied the jester. whereupon the King
pushed the button. Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Corrohorated.-NeW Yorker-Are
Phlladelphians as slow as New Workers
think they areg Phlladelphlan ,sur.
prised)-Do New Workers think we're
Slow Truth.
1T is sad" said one girl. lnat 80
many men nowadays have a great deal
more money than brains" "Yel."
sighed another; "and 80 little money
az that Washington Star.
Mrs. plkane-The women of differ
ent elites have their own particular lad.
Mrs. Gaswell-w What ia the woman's lad
In Chioago' Mrs. Dukane- IIusbandry,
-pittsburg Chronicle.
Mugsins-l went to two parties last
night and lost my umbrella. Bueglns
i went to three balls yesterday. and
iNaven't seen my watch since. -Phlla-
delnhia Record.
Beverly. did you make that match
between Jack and Kitty" Not much;
! never encourage young people to mar
ry; they always expect me to give them
a present"-Chlcago Record.
Hoax-Jagley claims to have written
a play that viii make everybody talk.
Joax--Heavensl WHAT'S he done that
fort The box parties alone are bad
enough now.-PhiladelphiA Record.