San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-01-26
SHORT SNAPPERS.
Party quarrels are healthy.


Every community has too many
young men looking for soft snaps.
Another way to help out the
dilemma" Tax all the city fran
chises.
The only republican elected to
congress from Texas, halls from
white district.
Parson Craig Is now on the de-
fensive; but he can't catch the
Germans with taffy.
A man must be truly unhappy
when he looks upon all his
friends with suspicion.
The newspapers seem to be
legitimate prey for all the dead
beats In, or out Of town.
Whenever you find the office
seeking the man nowadays you
can gamble it's poor office.
There is talk of starting two
more newspapers In San Antonio,
this year; campaign organs.
Hush! Don't all speak at once
has anyone heard a sewer inspec.
tor whisper since Keufner fell?
Although the last Sunday Ex-
press was reduced In size, the
brains was three columns short.
The sensational taffy from little,
small preacher will not upset the
equilibrium of our German citi.
Zens.
Two of the courthouse warriors
who have been at outs for some
time, now "speak as they pass
by"
Democrat sin the mat
ter of southern delegations, as
history shows, he buys best who
buys last"
Parson Smith says the way to
break up a Chinese Sunday school
is to employ only ugly old women
as class teachers.
Who will call the republican dis.
trict convention campaign, Chair
man Ogden, or the "little doctor"
and "Uncle Bill"
Sir Miles Crowley owes his cleo
ton to the colored voter. Miles
ought to get a proxy to the st.
Louis convention.
Don't wait IL to "a hours for the
news on Sunday, when you can
get the latest by subscribing for
the Sunday LIGHT.
Parson Craig talks like one OF
the "boys" on variety shows.
Maybe he learned something
about them in Denver.
II you have 100000 in cold
cash you want to spend quick, you
might start another morning pa
per in San Antonio.
The smallpox article from Mex
leo seems to have knocked the
local brick manufacturers clean
from under their pins.
Dunn and Bradstreet can't hold
q candle to newspaper collector
in pointing out the number of
deadbeats in community.
The National Liquor Dealer for
January, seems to have hit the
little "Smaller" preacher below the
belt; and 1t made him squeal.
When the Religious daily cuts
of the free advertising OF the lit
tie sensational windbag, the peo-
pie will soon lose sight of him.
Some men who carry with them
the reputation Of "truth" prove
themselves the greatest OF liars
when put upon the witness stand.
Mrs. Jinks-I suppose you meet
your bills regularly, my dear.
Jinks--Regularly, / should say
so. / meet one every time l turn
a corner.
II the sewer mon don't hurry up
their job they will run into the
time when they will be called
upon to contribute to two cam
paign funds.
1t makes a collector feel like
committing blasphemy to hear a
deadbeat tell him al say, / can't
pay now; am just going out to
take drink"
Without the aid OF Mr.. Quincy
and DIR. Grant, Joe Sayers would
not represent democratic district.
What are the white republicans
kicking about?
Chairman Goodell has not been
heard from; will he call conven-
ton or joipIwith DR.. Grant In his
effort to fix the delegates to st.
Louis? The two CPS.
Several outside precincts are pre-
pairing to elect delegates to the
next republican county convention.
Bexar county should lead the state
with its perfect organization.
Texas Sandwich: "Mayor Hol-
land got him a new pair of socks |
the other day and up to this date
neither OF the Dallas dailies has
Lol IN cav ahntrf If