The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-10-21
"will YOU name the bones of the

"Will you name the bones of the
head ?" 1--WE got 'em all in my head,
profess r. but I can't give them."
- In Hamburg dog is taxed according
to his size; g. little tax for u little dog, and
- hv tax for big dog.
Pages i" congress must be ever the
,ge of II years and uuder 16 In the SEN
a,. hey receive 81 40 year and in the
house, 81, 200.
-"Wh, do you punch that hoe in my
,irket ?" asked little man of railway
,fficial. $50 that you cau pass through"
was the reply.
Queen Victoria now rules 367, 100000
people, greater number than has ever
before acknowledged the sovereignty OF
either king, queen or emperor.
More gnld watches arr wo n by artl,
sans and labnring men III Tie United
States than in any other couutry ID Inc
world.
x bile stonipg raisins, rub little
butter On the fingers and knife. 1t Will
relieve the ia ', Of Taisin seeding o1 lts
stirkiness and ,orufurt.
Edwin j.. Ains. Welshman with
artificial lep-. has learred u ride III
cycle. He can even mount and dlsuouit
without any oody's aid.
The mau who ls willing to DO wrong
in secret will after awhile be- willing To
do wrong in public. The fear OF God is q
better protection than the fear OF man.
A Negro preacher who was carrying
on pro.racted meeting in Stewart county
was asked how lie got on with The III eetng.
"Flrst-rate." !" said he; II made 70 convlcts
the first night.
AS the result Of sn election wager
man in Ripley, Ohio is going 10 shave his
bead, gid it and walk q mile without bis
hat Mckinley IL elected. His opponent
will silver his head ii Bryan carries Il
the prizs.
A prominent physician claims that
there will be no diptheria, scarlet lever
nor worms for children if they eat pientl-
fully of onions every day, especially
when there is scarcity Of fresh iruit.
He buys onions for his own young tolks'
and they are served in every Imaginable
form.
- A Manchester photographer relates
that he recently took q photograph o.
child who was apparently in good hath
and had q clear skin. The negative
showed the face to be thickly covered
with an eruption. Three days afterwards
the child was covered with spots due to
prick lev heat The camera had seen and
photUgraphed the eruption three day be
fore it was visible to The nake,i eye. 1t1
said that another Case Df s'uiilar kind
recorded, where child showed sputs o.,
his portrait which were Invisible on his
lace fortnight PREVIOUS to an attack OF
smallpox.
- The steel um mbrella frame has almCs'
superced ed the old wooden one, but Il bas
one draw back. II the owner Ot an UNI
brel stould be carrying his steel tram,
in the vicinity fan electric light or trolley
wire and should happen to touch the wire
with the steel point OF the umbrella b.
would receive the full force of whatev,
charge the wire carried in his arm.
= The house of representatives ba.
twice elected presidents OF the Unit d
States; first in 1900, when Thomas Jetfr'
son was chosen over Aaron Burr and in
1924, when John Quincy Adams WIS
chosen over Andrew Jackson.
= The wife of a well-known citizen re-
csntly purchased wheel and has beer
taking lessons at the rink. Her husband
the other night went up to see her under
course cf instruction. She is plump Il
may say exceedingly plump and plea
lag person. Hubby noticed thai the in
structor found it necessary to occasion
ally place his arm about his spouse,
waist, and, approaching the man he laid :
"YouDg man, don't you think little
t ~ fresh to put y our arm around lady f
waist Whv don't you take a ho of the
sAddl ew The instructor look. help
l-ssly at the rotund rider and ex la M q :
"Great scott, ca"'t tird the >adu, ?"