The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-09-17
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fourteen years old.
4 A Nemaha county farm of 500 acre
sold for S45, 900 last week.
Harper county has hen that crow
and lays eggs What's the mattel
with the coming hen?
Everything is in a furry at Atchisol
over the Corn Carnival which is to b
held there September "a.
"Edyth." papa's joy of Concordia
has been eclipsed by 'Edythae," Z
mammals pet of Minneapolis.
Burglars entered the home of the
Lindsborg News and stole s13 in HARD
money. Whose money was it?
A Kansas City laundry threatens t.
knock the starch out of the collar and
cuff business. 1t claims to have
a secret process for launderin g
those useful articles without wearing
them out.
Lacrosse boasts of seventh daught-
er of seventh daughter, who can
! lift the veil from the future at SO much
! per lift. That's nothing. Hawai- tina
has the seventh son of a son-of-a-gun
in its midst.
Ed Howe gives fair notice that the
people who have just returned from
the long, lazy, loafing vacations, will
find him little abrupt when they be-
gin tell him what a nice time they
have had.
Now that the swimming days have
passed and school will open in short
time, there is little in this world to
make life joy to the average Kansas
kid save the anticipation of the Holt
days.
A Wellington young man keeps the
picture of his sweetheart on his desk,
SO that he can at any time take look
at her fair face. That may be all right
but we should think that the girl
would kick on such a public display of
his affection.
Billy Morgan says when a young
man works through his dinner hour in
order to get off an hour earlier in the
evening, SO as to walk home with his
girl, it is time for the probate Judge to
take him to one side and give him
market quotations on marriage license
Rev. John Smith, colored preacher
of Atchison. was fined Sa5 for carrying
concealed weapons and put on the rock
pile to work it out. Rev. Smith says
that he believes the early Christians in
Rome had a snap COMPARED to Kansas
Christians. He Is the sixth parson
who has been forced to work on the
Atchison stone pile and he proposes to
warn all others away.
The first white child born in Rush
county is now 20 years old and is
school teacher in the county. 1t is
Katie Wilson, and she began teaching
four years ago. Last winter she
boarded at home and taught four
miles away, and intends doing so again
this winter. Her parents came from
Scotland to America a quarter of
century ago
Love is stronger than religion, death
or the devil When Captain Mahoffey
of the Harvey county Salvation army
fell in love with the widow Drummer he
cast his religious vows to the wind
and married the widow out of hand.
The Salvation army has mighty strict
rules about its officers marrying. They
cannot do it without permission from
the squeegee who ranks above them.
True industry always reaps its just
reware. The man who humbly tolls
along in the sphere which God has
fixed for MIN is almost certain to rise
and grasp the bubble success at the
moment when he least expects it A
lowly farmer boy wandered into a
Kansas town the other day with but
% cents in his clothes. The FOUNDERS
spotted him fora sucker and enticed
him into crap game. When the game
ended he went to a store and bought
the best suit of clothes in town.
Then he bought a watch and revolver,
and finished by sending $50 home to
his mother-which shows that he was
not only deserving boy, but also a
good and loving son.
There is . man in Atchison vino is
SO cordially hated by the wome., that
he don't dare 60 to q church social for
fear OF being poisoned. He has been
. dry goods clerk SO long that ne
knows the cost of every thing a wo-
man wears and he talks about it to the
other men. Here comes a girl whose
dress cost IS cents a ward. T. he said the