The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-10-01

LII is never 700 ldU0 IOT woman
to mend" her old mans Clothes
Peck's Sun.
A lamb often gambols on the
green, but no one but an ass gam
bles on the fair grounds.-Up to
Date.
While you stand by your own
convictions firmly, be tolerant of
your neighbours, even though they
be widely different from your own.
Henderson Independent.
A man regards his newspaper
much as he does his wife: some
thing to find fault with when he
feels cross, something he never ap-
proves of.-Arkansaw Thomas Cat.
When the Cinnamon of Chicago
heard that Carl Schurz was to
speak in that city they all wanted
to laundrer him free as an adver
tisement. Bloomington Gil. } Eye.
Wonderful improvements have
been made in the weapons used in
military engagements. But in
matrimonial engagements, the same
old Cupid bow and arrow Of an
cient times are in use.-St. Louis
Humorist.
The world is very largely to each
one of us what we make out of it.
Despite much that is unpleasant
and hard to bear, it still remains
true that it is full of good and
beautiful things which are ours to
enjoy if we have the right mind
Bellingham Times.
By conceding to others that
which you claim for yourself is
just and proper. Opinions honest
ly differ and sincerity Of motive
must be conceded as we'll as claimed,
yet, to hear some people argue you
would imagine it was a crime to
entertain or express views differ
ing from theirs Morris Sun.
This is "Casabianca'' up to date:
''The boy stood on the burning
deck, a mariner quite bold. The
deck burned out beneath his feet
and dropped him in the hold.
When down below he struck a
scheme that worked beyond a
doubt, for he found a port hole in
the side and put the fire out" .
Minneapolis Mascot.
When man stretches the def
milton of the word honesty and
loses sight of the fact that 'hon-
esty is the best policy;'' when he
thinks he is real cute and practices
sharp little games in politics or
on his neighbors, his.
days of popularity and prosperity
are numbered.-Maple Lake Mes
A North Dakota editor asks his
patrons to play a joke on him
something like this: Take a sheet
of ordinary writing paper, fold
carefully and enclose money suf-
ficient to pay all arrearages and
one year in advance. Keep an eye
on the editor and if smile adorns
his face the trick works like a
charm Paul Pioneer Press.
The following is an extract from
4 small boys essay on "Heds:''
There is a lot of kind Of beds, red
heds, wooden beds, bawled beds,
and so 4th. Pa he's got one. Its.
Bawled. Ma she's longheaded and
pa he's bull headed, but I'm red
headed and level too. The smart
end of a boy is his he'd except.
when he gets spanked, but the
smart end of a bee is not there.
}, no, pa says if a Teller has he'd
re can get ahead in this world, but
don't want a he'd like he gets on
when he goes out with the boys"
-Murdock Review.
The cancer which ruins and dis
many home is nothing
more or less than fretful temper.
t is not cruelty, nor Indifference,
out peevishness. It is the multi
)lication of a thousand needless
ules and irritable injunctions. It
S the inability to praise and the
eadiness to blame. It is the dis
position to ignore virtue, but
lever forget fault. The careless
less of servant or the thought
essness of a child is permitted to
loud the brightness Of a day filled
With the benefcence Of God. A
ingle dish upon a table UNDERGONE