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The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

Four very fine assortments OF baby
cutters can befound at our store.
| s. OLSON.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

Large variety Of Barney & Berry skates
for ladies, gentlemen and children, at
very reasonable prices, at Vertin Bros.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

The largest and most beautiful line OF
Christmas toys that ever reached this
city on exhibition at l.. Hennes & Co.'S
cash store.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

~ OLSON. THE ERTA X Err
De Practical Embalmer and Funeral Direc-
tor. Established In 1875. Scott street, Red
Jacket. Telephone service. All night calls
attended to.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

Special notice is hereby given that the
members OF the Martha Lodge, No. 1.
o. ID. Ii. s., are requested to be present
at their next meeting on December II.
at 2 p. m. By order
w. MUNICH, Sec.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

All members OF Court North Star. No
~, +. oil A, are requested to meet at
their court room Sunday, December Ia
at IL m, sharp, to attend the funeral oi
Brother William H. Richard.
JOSEPH REEP, C.. r.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

All members OF Court North Star, No.
Al, +. OF A., are requested to attend a
special meeting Saturday evening, Decem-
Der IL, at 1880 sharp, to make arrange
ments to attend the funeral OF Brother
w. III. Richard. 7. RErp q n
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

there will be a regular meeting OF Stella
Lodge, Daughters OF Rebeccah. Mondav
evening, December IA. A large attend.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

Helping Hand Tent. No. "a. l. o. r.,
will not hold regular meeting Saturday
evening next, but all Rechabites are ex-
pected to be at the basket social on that
date. Brother c. II. Jennings, ID. C. R..
will be present. ]. II. BIscoMBE,
GEORGE BURNS,
Committee.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12
The Fair.


Mems 20 ounce clay worsted suits at
$3.50.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

Circle Star OF Red Jacket, No. 334, will
hold a regular meeting next Monday
evening, when all members are requested
to attend. MRS. A. Moon, +. s.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12
FIRST PREsBYTERIAN.

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
Services in the Presbyterian church TO.
morrow morning at 1870, evening at Z.
Sabbath school at 11:45. Y. p. s.
C. Z. Tuesday evening at 8; weekly prayer
meeting Thursday evening at 1880; boys
brigade bible drill Sunday evening at
$50; military drill Friday evening at Z.
Young mems meeting every Sunday
morning at 10.
Everyone cordially INVITED to all the
services of this church.
TANARACK METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
Rev. E. W. Frazee, pastor. Preaching
by Rev. Z. III. Jennings, OF Negaunee, at
1880 a. m. and by Rev. A. Hunsberger,
oil Albion. Mich, on "The Superiority and
Responsibility Of Man" The choir wi |
render fine Christmas carols at $50
p. N. Class meetings at 8 a. m Sunday
school, at 2:30 p. M. F, Williams, super
intendent. Ga Monday evening, Epworth
League; Tuesday, bible claes; Wednesday,
ladies class meeting and Band of Hope;
Hhursday evening, general prayer meet
ang. 4 cordial invitation is extended TO
all to be present at these services.
CALUMET METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
The various classes will meet at 9 a. m.
an the basement; preaching service
at AO:30; Sunday school at $50 p. m;
evening service, $50. Pastor James NJ.
Rerridge will speak in the morning and
'eyemng.
Epworth League Tuesday evening at
1880. General prayer meeting Wednes-
day evening at 7:30.
All strangers are cordially invited to
fbe present ut any or all OF these services.
CHRIST EPISCOPAL.
Holy communion, 7:30; missa canta-
Sa- $50; morning prayer, 1890; Sunday
school, }; st. Andrews brotherhood,
$50; evening prayer, Z.
The public is invited to attend these
services.
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.
Dr. Hunter preachs tomorrow both SER
vices. Subjects: Morning-"The Family
of God; Its characteristics" evening
The Unanswerable Argument for Chris.
tianity. What IL Is"
Sunday school and bible classes, 11:5O
Junior Endeavorers will meet in the
dront parlors at $3.50 o'clock. Bows
RriRad do hihla dr;II NJ c.1E
Y. Z. s. G. f., to which all young peo
pie are invited, in front parlors Monday
evening, 1870. Social worship. wednes
day evening, 7:30. intermediate Eo.
adeavorers will meet in the parlors Wed
i1esday afternoon at $3.50.
This church extends very cordial invi
taton 60 all, especially strangers and
visitors in town, to come and enjoy il,
services. Morning worship at 1890 ant
evening at z.
FIRST LAURIUM BAPTIST.
At the Baptist church. Sabbath morn
mig at 1890, theme, "The Only Door
and How Entered" Sabbath school a.
ALAS a. m. Young peoples prayer meet
ing at 6:30 D. m. Regular preaching ser
vice at Z; subject, THE Black Horse" il
the book OF Revelation, showing tn
apostscy of the early church, the transla
Zion Of the bible by the government, tn
beg,nUag. or renewal, Of oracuIar con
feseiens, pillar worship, baptismal regen
GRAFTON, etc.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12
immortal Ouartette.
led JACKET CONGREGATIONS

NIL "+''N'A NN-'N''%'-A A'~-'-''~'
Morning service as usualat 1880; Sun
day school rally at II m, regular preach
ing service at p. m, Rev. S. T. Morris,
the pastor, officiating. Junior End avor
at 4 p. M; Company. C bible drill at 6.
The public will be cordially welcomed
TO any OF these services.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12
SALVATION ARMY.

Knee drill at a. m; special welcome
holiness meeting, led by Adit. Shepard
and wife, 1890; christian praise meeting,
3 p. m; salvation meeting at Z. All are
welcome.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12
NORWEGIAN NJ. E. CHURCH.

Services in the morning at l1:30; eve
ming at 1880. Rey. II. Danielson, the
pastor, will ofiiciate at both services.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1896-12-12

spprs Tor either ladies gentlemen witt
p ~ 'es misses and boys Just the thing shodni
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11
AN ESSAY ON CLEANLINESS.

An English Youth breaches a Sermon on
the Efficacy of Soap and Water.
A London magazine submits the fol-
lowing essay on Cleanliness as the
product of a twelve-year-old boy in the
grammar grade:
do not go and say that you are
feared of making yousclf clean, just be-
cose it is colo and it hurts to get the
dirt off, or becose the suds get in your
eye. For when you are clean people
do not edge away from you, never mind
about your clothes, but they say unto
you like our teacher hat is next to
goodness. Be thankful unto him be-
cose your mothers can afford soap, and
becose they make o use it. Also
when your mother puts her fingers
down your coat-neck afore breakfast
and peeps to see if there is any black
there, and then sends you back to the
sink to wash yourself better, say unto
her, yes mother, also smiling. On Sat
urday night say also unto her, mother,
don't forget to get my bath tub reddy
for me, and a new pace of soap, for I
love to wash myself course of cleanli-
ness for it is next to goodness. Do not
be same as them there Blacks and
Amcrikens, and Ingoos, which just
splashes their faces with water and no
soap, and never gets inside Of a tub,
only a paddlin about bits Of rovers.
When you say to a dirty boy, Dirty
Dick wants the stick only say it about
once, SO a he cast say as you are
wicked. Say unto him, look at the
thoteful cat, which spits oE it's pores
just to get a bit of lathcr for a fair
start, and then wipes its nose, and into
its eyes, also behind its ears, not count,
ing over. Then say unto him as it will
actshelly lick itself when it can't get
It's pores, rather than be hitching any
where's round. Tell him to look at the
necks Of the masters and superintend
ents and preachers, and he will never
End a ring, which is always a sine as
- have not gone-far a.--"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11
TO TAX
Ingenious Idea Whereby France Hopes tA
Pay Her National Debt.

Ingenious Idea Whereby France Hopes t4
Pay Her National Debt.
French marquises, counts and barons
are growing as common as asparagus in
the month of May. Every well-dressed
man in Paris links himself dishonored
If his b~uttonhole is not ornnmented
with a decoration of some kind, or il
20 his visiting card a coronet is not en-
graved. Never have there been more
aristocrats in France than under the
third republic.
One of the remarkable things about
this is hat the great majority have no
right to prefix a title to their names,
bit as the offense is a harmless one no
serious objections have been raised SO
far by the authorities. On the con
trary, it seems as if the government
were rather inclined to countenance
titles. Such is the opinion of a learned
deputy, NJ. Girault, who, when parlia-
ment r~eassembles, intends to introduce
a bill by which all noblemen shall be
taxed.
The tariff will be levied according to
the rank of nobility selected by party
in quest of aristocratic glory. A prince
will be compelled to pay the maximum
tariff, a duke will come next on the
schedule, and all the titles will be sub
nlitted to an ~infiexible law, which NJ.
Girault has carefully prepared, and
which is destined to ameliorate the
financial condition Of the nation and
facilitate in years to come the equilib-
rum of the budget.
However revolutionary NJ. Girault's
plan may appear, no one will deny that
It is a most democratic resolution, for
a noble title being anything but an
article of absolute necessity, only
those with money to spare will have
anything to pay. 1t is an original
method OF making the rich bear a
larger share of the burdens of taxa
ton. Without doing this by taxing
their incomes direct it taxes their titles
as an article of luxury and as some.
thing which gives the possessors a cer
tain homage in the eyes of the people.
for which they ought to be willing te
make compensation.
M. Girault's law, notwithstanding
its originality" says a French writer
has been turned to ridicule in France
before it has been read for the frs
time in the chamber of deputies. There
are some who ask if it would not be
better to organize an immense lottery
the grand prize of which would be {
title of prince and the lesser ones titles
of lower order. The journey to Rome
would be avoided, and all titles pos
sessed by Frenchmen would be strictly
national"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11
CALL OF COUNTY CONVENTION.
The Democratic voters of this,

The Democratic voters of this,
(Wayne) county are requested to
assemble at their usual place of
meeting in the several township
and voting precincts in said
county, Saturday, June ID. '96, at
3 o'clock p. m. except Goldsboro
to wnship, where the meeting
will be held on Friday, June IL,
at s 80 o'clock p. M, to select
Executive committees to consist
of five, the names of which shall
be az once transmitted to the I'M
dersigded.
And also to select delegates to
a County Convention to be held
in Goldsboro on Saturday, June
goth, 1856. at IL m, when and
where delegates to the State and
Congressional Convention will
be elected, and to transact such
| other business as may properly
come before it.
Under the plan Of organization
the chairmen Of the several
township committees constitute
the Executive Committee of che
County. And they are requested
to meet at the same time anC
place as county convention to
elect a chairman.
Below is given the Democratic
vote of the respective township
aud precincts at the last Guber.
material election, and the number
of delegates each township ant
precinct is entitled to in the
County Convention.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11
Hoods S~arsaparilla.
Is the Only
True BIood Purifier
Prominently in the public eye. 81; six for 81
=, D.11- act tremendously will
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"a If you want to have your
buggy re paiLted in frst-class
style, send it 10 Richard Brown,
at Summerlir's repair shop, on
John street. S. is all he will
charge you. Work G laranteed-
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11

If you want a first class family
Newspaper Subscribe to the
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at 10 cts. per week.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11
Headache
and Neuralgia!
Bromalgine' -

This remarkable preparation is en-
tirely harmless. leaving no bad after
relief and SURE CURE for all kinds Of
headache and neuralgia.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11

FINE Veal, Lamb, Beef and Mutton,
Refrigel ated, at COINS City Market.
Under Hotel Kennon.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1896-06-11
LIS

After much experimenting and
Pharmaceutical research. we have at
last obtained Il Panacea for
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

THE matter Of the apportionmcnt OF
delegates in the proposed constiLu-
tlonal convention is still bothering
some Of the democratic newspapers.
They still insist that congress appor-
tion the members of that convention
on a basis OF the number Of votes cast
at the last election instead the pOpu-
lation according to the last census. II
that is a good rule for members Of the
convention II is a good rule In other
directions. Let US see how 1t would
work. At the last election there were
80, 200 y2tes cast for delegate TO con-
gress in New Mexico, 10 Florida there
were two congressman elected and
the average vote In each district was
l3,O3s; 10 South Carolina there were
sever congressman elected and the ay-
erage vote in each district was 1895;
In Mississippi there were seven con-
gressmen elected aud the average vote
in each district was 5,6S6. There
were more votes cast for Mr.. Joseph la
each OF the counties Of San Miguel and
Mora, and more for Mr. Catron in San
Miguel aud Bernalillo counties than
we're cast in the third congressional
district Of Mississippi, the home Of
Mr.. Catchingv, one Of the democratic
leaders In congress. Now II a vote in
Grant county is as good as one In Va.
lencia county then a vote In New Mex
leo ought 70 be as good IS one in Flor
ida, or one in South Carolina, or one
in Mississippi, In which case New Mex
leo would be entitled to two, four or
six congressman. Let the New Mexl-
can make a demand for representa-
ton In congress 90 this basis aud see
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

TWICE since Thornton has been gov
ernor he has wanted to get rid of re-
publican Office holders and he has
promptly written them letters notify
ing them they were fred because they
were indebted to the territory, giving
them no chance to make a defense.
Last week the commissioners OF Lin.
coin county complained to the govern
or that Sheriff Sena had not made a
settlement since July and refused to
make one, and the commissioners of
Taos county made a similar complaint
regarding Collector Barron and the
governor cited the two men 10 appear
before him yesterday and explain the
matter. 1t has not heen ascertained
whether the governor has changed his
method Of procedure in these cases
because he thinks a change proper or
because the defendants are democrats.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07
Notlce1nf Erecutlnn snlr

Notice ~ hereby given that On Friday. the
9Th day OF March, A. ID. 1896. at two O'Clock D..
OF that day. ] win sell Mt public auction
for cash in hand at the front door OF the Office
Of the Justice OF the peace at the town of
Lsrdsburg. county of 6 rant, territory OF Now
Mexico, the following described property. Low.
led upon under and by virtue Of an execution
Issued out of the Justice Court. precinct 20.
OF Grant, territory OF Now Mexico. In
cause No. 81. IN which sald cause II. b.. Ste.
vens Is plaintiff and Richard Norton Is defend
ant, under judgement against said defendant
and in favor Of said plaintiT rendered in said
court on tho 10th dav OF January. 1898. for the
sum of 600. % damages aud costs, 10 wit:
-Four boxes groceries. ! kcg groceries, J bun
die bedding, ! bundle Z inch drills. / bdl, 2
saws, 2 axes. j bal. / barrel, . hoops, ! bdl.
oranks, ! barrow, . shovels, 2 camp stools, 4
hammers 2 water buckets 1 wise l gold pan.
skillet and lid, . keys. 4 boxes hardware, 2
pans, l Dbl. hardware. l sack cooking uteR-
sis, ! stone. I sack bacon. 3 pick handles, 7
hammer handles. u uXo handles. l rope, I box
lard. Q pc steel. 4 spurs, Q pc. steel. ~2erowbars.
| anvil, 2 SIX. Hour, . SIX. meal, | box giant pow
der. ! SIX chilli, or 80 much thereof ~ may be
sufficient 20 pay said judgement and expense
OF sale.
Dated this third day OF February, lsaj.
MARTIN Q. H~AHDIH.
Constable Precinct 20.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

THE Demlng Headlight appeared
last Saturday as a double sheet, hav-
ing eight pages instead Of four. The
extra space was devoted to the delin-
quent Tax list Of Grant county, which
for the first time appeared in a paper
outside OF Silver City. Its appearance
IN the Headlight meets with the APP
proval Of the editor of that paper and
Of the LIBERAL, although il is con-
demned by the Eagle and savagely
criticised by the Sentinel. The En-
terprise saws wood and draws a liber-
al dizzy for the product OF its saw.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

IN discussing the apportionment
question the New Mexican appears TO
be in the position of the lawyer who
had neither the law nor the facts to
back him, and whose only resource was
to abuse the other side. This the
New Mexican does quite artistlcally.
The LIBERAL never thought the New
Mexican would give up the tight so
quickly or it would not have compiled
the ngures regarding various congress
iOnal districts given elsewhere.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

This wonderful linlment is known
from the Atlantic to the Pacific and
from the lakes TO the gulf. 1t is the
most penetrating linimeut in the
world. IL will cure rheumatism, neu-
ralgia, cuts, spra rs, bruises, wounds,
old sores, burns, %sciatica, sore thrnat.
sore chest, and all iutlam nation, after
barb wire cuts, and heal all wounds
where proud flesh has set in. 1t is
equally efficient for animals. Try il
and you will not be without H.. Price
so cents. Free trial bottles at the Ea-
gle drug store. 3
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

MONDAY General Harrison wrote a
letter to Capt. John X. Gowdy, chair
man Of the republican central commit
tee OF Indiana, in which be announced
positively that he was not a candidate
for the presidential nomination. His
views regarding denomination are rad
ically different from Mr.. Cleveland's,
and he makes them emphatic. lie
says: "The republican party twice in
national convention has given me its
endorsement, and that is enough"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07
n Sound Liver Makes n wen Nan.

Are 20 bilious, consLipated OF troub-
led win jaundice, sick headache bad
taste in mouth, foul breath, coated
tongue, dyspepsia, indigestion, hot dry
skin, pain in back and between shoul-
ders. chills aud fever, etc. II you
have any OF these symptoms your liver
is out of order, and your blood is be-
ing poisoned because your liver does
not act promptly. iIcrbine will cure
any disease OF The liver stomach or
bowels. 1t has no equal as a liver
me licine. Price - cents. Free trial
bottle at Eagle drug store,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

how the country would laugh. Con
gresham Sorg from the third Ohio
district, where 1926 votes were cast,
Congressman Rcyburn from the fourth
Pennsylvania, where So, l4J votes we're
cast, both OF the Colorado congress.
men, Ia one OF whose districts s6,2l5
votes were cast, and In the other there
were 90 6 votes, would probably oh
ject TO such a scheme, unless they
we're also let in on the divide.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

Go TO Yelasco for health, sea air,
and comfort; where ships too deep for
all other Texas ports sail ia and out
with ease; where fruits ripen earlier
and pay better than In CALIFORNIA;:
where the soil is 4 natural hot-bcd.
Fresh vegetables all winter. Coldcst
day in three years % degrees above
zero. Warmest day 90 degrees. We
lasc) offers the best investments ia
the South. Write the Commercial
Club, Velascn. Texas.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

Az OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
AIRS Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by
millions OF mothers for their children
While teething, with perfect success.
1t sOothcs the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain, cures wind collie, and is
the best remedy for Diarrhooa. Is
pleasant to the taste. Sold by Drug
gists i'm every part of the world,
twenty-five cents a bottle. It's value is
incalculable. Re sure and ask for Mrs.
Winsiow's Soothing Syrup, and take no
other kind.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

IN the senate last Saturday the bond
bill was up for discussion and the
amendment providing for the free
coinage OF silver was adopted 10y a
vote OF 43 to 81. The bill now goes to
the house where the chances are
strongly against its passing, What
will be the result Of a conference will
be hard to tell, although in a confer
ence the senate generally wins.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07
DUNCAN AYD s0LoMoNYILLE.
NInu nnh Nxpress Llne.

Stage leaves Solom0nville Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays at : a. m,
and arrives at Duncan at u IN, max
ing close connection with the A. &
n. NJ. Ry. Leaves Duncan Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Fridays at - m,
arriving at Solomonyille at 6 p. m.
This line is equipped with elegant
CONCORD Coaches, Fine Stock, and
careful drivers.
Fare s.. Low charges for extra
baggage. The quickest and safest
route to express matter to Solomon
vile. NOAH GEEN. Prop.
Snl0mOnville, 4. r.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

The exposure to all sorts and condi-
tioos Of weather that a lumberman is
called on TO endure 10 the camps often
produces severe colds which, IL not
promptly checked result In congestion
or pneumonia. Mr.. G.. j. Davenport,
ox-nanager OF the Fort Bragg Rcd.
wood Co., an immense institution at
Fort Bragg, Cal. says they sell large
quantities of Chamberlaln's cough
remedy at the company's store aud
that he has himself used this remedy
FOR a eve cold aud obtained imme-
diatc relief. This medicine prevents
any tendency OF a cold toward pucu-
monia and i%nsures q prompt recovery.
For sale at Eagle drug store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
MorLd,n Fair Hlyhest MedaIaRS Diplorle.


But we will cure you if you will pay as.
Men who are Weak. Nervous and debili-
tated suffering from Nervous Debility.
Seminal weakness, and all the effects Of
early evil habits, or later indiscretions,
which lead to Premature Decay. consGmp-
ton or instantly, should send for and read
the ''book of lifs." giving particulars for
d home care. Sent (sealed) free, 10y al
ressing Dr.. Picker Medical aud snrgi-
cal %instite, l5l North Spruce ST.. Nash
vile, Tenn. They guarantee a cure or no
pay.-The Sunday Morning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-02-07

RECEIVER SCHoFIELD's success in
settling up the accounts OF the de-
funct Folsom bank ought to make the
receiver OF the Dane banks turn green
with envy, but IL won'tl-New Mexi-
can. According TO Receiver Fosters
dictionary a receiver who pays depos-
itors is a chump, and be sees no rea-
son why be should envy a chump.