New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-03-24
THE TALK or THE DAY.

, ChIcago schoobcy the other day defined phos-
onher ma "a man who don't care a durn
I'm, ~, Their Reach--"I wonder how she man.
ages to keep her youthful bloom with such large
family OF children.
E,o r away The music OF the ball softly. and
that was all.-(Detroit Tribune
"The Boston Pilot" (Roman Catholic quotes and
in lorses the following declaration recently mace oy
a Catholic convert from the Episcopal Church:
whoever wants to stop the steady stream OF con-
versions to Catholicty WI have to close every
Episcopal church In the country
you prefer said the old;stSpdard Senator to his
COMPANION at lunch the a1y Senator
..f / had my choice Ia rattle" be goldoeater than
ANYTHING elsc."-Yonkers Statesman.
Tn. wife OF a Cincinnati clergyman traded bar
rel Of her husbands sermons recently Tor new
bread pan. some time afterward. the ragman came
around again and asked II she had any more ser
, mons TO sell why DO you want sermons" Be
canse ana so well.with those got here year ago.
7 got sick in the summer and a preacher IN the
country boarded me and my horse three months FOR
,hat barrel OF sermons and he has since got great
reputation as a preacher up there. Will give you
five cents a pound for all you have got.
WHEN EASTER BILLS COME IN.
love that penitential look
On my dear whe's face:
IT gives her such lovely mien
or sacrifcial grace.
But when this I.enten time Is Ger.
And she in gauds doth shine.
Anu 'p''"' -IChcago Record.
Chinese Young Mems Christian Association will
AEON no formed In Pittsburg, through the labors
~ Amen Jung Kin Chun. an intelligent Christian
Chinaman In speaking OF his countrymen the
other day he said: The law against opium -smok-
Ing as Il Is now. Is wrong 1t will allow a China
man to smoke alone. but II he is caught smoking
in company with some one both are arrested.
Plenty OF the Americans hit the pipe Instead
OF refusing the Chinese admission to the country
they should refuse 10 let opium come In. and they
would II there not much money In H.
would keep It ell out. and then, II Chinaman
wanted to smoke. let him back home to do 1t.
and IL an American wanted TO hit the pipe the
Government should send him 10 China for his
pleasure. The Chinese In this country con-
stantIy improving. and will improve more rapidly
still In the future
White-What Is the matter with Greene? l saw
him Just now, and he looks pretty bad
Gray-Yes. poor fellow. he Is suffering from over
White-I wasn't that he ever did any
work
on the train the other day, and he tried 10 open
three different car windows for as many different
lades-(B )ston transcript.
Frances c. sparhawk. OF Newton Centre. Mass
a
tona Indian Association, appeals TO the public for
contributors either In the form OF money or books
and magazines for the Indian schools and for re-
turned Indian students This department." she
says gives addresses and directs the sending Of
reading. and endeavors to keep open the COM
| munication between senders and receivers but II
cannot forward literature Unless stamps or money
for this accompany the mail express package
But the same postage which brings II here will
send It to the furhest Indian reservation Although
| books must be sent largely by freight. yet those
who desire tc do something without sending whole
box will find It very simple and inexpensive to
order at Indian rates and have the publisher for
| ward the books.
The bicycle GIRL II she starts out to be thoroughly
| up-to-date Will find that her wardrobe alone will
coat her a pretty penny Here the prices Of q n
entire bicycle OUTFIT obtained from reliable dealers in
| Athletic goods: Bicycle suit with leather trim
minEs combination divided skirt and
S6O suit with round skirt and Norfolk jacket, u.s.
separate serge knickerbockers. S. heavy ribbed wool
belts from rs cents to e 50: knee protector + to
Boots. w low shoes. IS s.: lights. 50: cors:ss from
| g 50 to ts-and this does not mention the WHO'LL
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