The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-09-11
Editorial and Otherwise.

, | M0st peOpe UetteVe IN the total uepfatttv
some one else.
Because the mercury gets high that is I
/ reason you should.
hisa lovely day in yellow dog's life VIII.
n"bt,dy kicks him.
There were three suicides in New Orleans
one day last week.
Fishermen who take their bait in jug la,
M use for fishing rods.
The Bryan procession grows mightier ever
day and the band plays On.
Trouble Is about the only thing some peop
can borrow without security.
The man with a sweetheart very rarel
wants any other sweet tart.
workingmen should have a bicycle. 18th
laborer is worthy Of his tire."
| More than two million idle laborcrs in thi
country, and winter coming IN.
Some men are courting danger when the
are courting high.tempered widows.
A difference between people Is that som.
keep money and others keep II going.
Maltese lace is in fashion again. Bat as re.
CARDS fashion the Maltese cat is on the fence
The backbone Of summer seems to have re-
ceived compound fraction the past few days
When Young man Is sowing his wild oats
he hopes something will happen 10 dcstroy
the crop.
Lore is the greatest thing in the world, and
yet nine people out Of every ten are after
inonev.
The handsomcst bicycle rider 10 New York
is in Jail. She Is charged with selling hired
bicycles.
Astronomers say there is going to be 4 con-
junction Of Jupiter with the Moon on Scptem.
Der IA, 1896.
Some soung men would get along better ii
they had less point to their shoes and more to
their conversation.
Evcrybody knows what money is. At least
they all know enough about il to want all
they can get hold Of.
The New Orleans Bee has entered upon its
10Th year and is the oldest newspaper pub.
lished in Louisiana.
The ratio lG to means simply that as is
10 10 SO is the gold and silver in American
dollars to one another.
Pity the poor young man who parts his hair
in the middlc-he has to do II To prevent his
mind from becoming unbalanced.
A woman aeronaut in balloon ascension in
st. Louis Friday last fell distance Of 1900
feet. Yes, she was killed.
The preachers have begun to talk sound
money, and now the country has politics seven
days in the week.
The big statue, "Republic,"a a relic Of the
Worlds Fair at Chicago, has been burned to
get il out Of the way.
Vermont has been carried BY the Repub.
licans By 10000 maturity, an increase Of oyer
10000 votes since 1894.
Senator Butler says the Popnlist campaign
will be run BY allowing every body to "chip in"
Mr.. Watson has not "chipped" yet.
Miss Ella Hepworth Dixon says that cigar.
cite smoking Is greatly on the increase
among well-bred women in England.
DON'T hold religion responsible for the kind
Of lives which some religions people live. It
would be too rough on religion.
The very last thing in the world for you to
ask for is that you may get what you deserve.
Anything but that.
"Turn, turn my wheel, turn round and round
Without pause, without 4 sound;
So spins the Aying world away"
EThere is nothing better for the young
chicks than the scraps from the table-bread,
oatmeal, rice, potatoes, meat, etc.
A Kentucky man blew down q rife to see IL
Il was loaded, aud the rife blew back. The
funeral services we're quite impressive.
The man who keeps his money going is gen.
sraliy set down as . spendthrift. he does
more for humanity than the man who holds it.
The women are becoming interested 10 poll.
ices. They want to see how the candidates
wivss dress, however, before they take sides.
Mary bad but little nerve
With mice, until she got
Her bloomers safely fastened on,
Aud then she bad lot.
When Jour chicks are troubled with the
'ermin . little kerosene touched upon the
Gathers Of tho hen before roosting time will
lford relief usually.
An Oregon paper says: "Owing TO the fact
hat our n,onthiy supply Of paper has failed
o arrive, W are compelled to sppear in
'loomera this week."
4 citizen Of Florida was bitten BY . skunk
he other day, and Afterwards died In all the
gonses Of hydrophobla. Skunks always
rsrs dangerous things to handle.
While The Republicans ore sneering At
|ryan and calling him the "boy orator." they
esm to forget thaths 10 just ~ old a. Thomas
sdsrson was when the latter wrote the de-
laration Of independence.
10 his letter Of acceptance Mr.. Mckinley, no
oubt through overnight, failed to state that
inee the repeal Of his pet bill there has been
= increase Of 80, o,Ooo, 900 10 exports Of mana.
actursd goods.
According 10 recently compiled statisties,
hs Bible 10 now printed In ssl languages,
lty-two versions having been added IN The
lst Avs ysars. Forty.two o. these versions
t. credited 70 guslish and Scotch societies !
nd Avs 10 American societies. l.,
A 0srman doctor, Who has bssn collecting !
,fornatiss about The habits Of long.livsd
srsons, hsds hat he majority Of those who
ltaiasd Old ~ isdulged In late hours.
light out d Ten psrssss over eighty nsver {
eut 70 bsd I'll we'll isto ~ small hours, and
"a not 81 up again I'LL lsts 10 TIE day, u
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