The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-11-06
Editorial and Otherwise.

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Heaven.
A girl is bad off when she marries ten dol
lar man.
No amount of kind words ever atones for an
unkind deed.
The China aster is set down as the flower OF
remembrance.
In Paris there are over 1909 professional
fortune tellers.
Most men who are "made" BY their wives
are made worse.
The latest fad in photography is to have
ones back taken.
The Marabout willow feather is a delightful
millinery novelty.
The Dutch did well when they took Holland.
1t g,nned out well.
Ignorance may be bliss, but it is frequently
horribly expensive.
The draped skirt IS making its appearance
on imported costumes.
Awnings and screens are now being stored
away for the annual rest.
Honesty is truly valuable-the supply in
some places being limited.
All men are born free and equal, but a good
many of them get married.
A spin on the open trolley car Is almost as
refrigerating as a sleigh ride.
Those who wrong others, generally slander
them to cover their own infamy.
Never marry girl who is not Industrious.
You might want her to support you.
Gretchen effects in lace and ribbons will be
used to brighten up the winter gowns.
The only time can tolerate a scrub-when
taken with a bath tub accompaniment.
The Bird of Paradise is everywhere seen on
the head-wear of the daughters of Eve.
The large black velvet hat is the one that
the smartest woman elects to purchase.
No man can oullve his usefulness; he nav
still serve rs some sort of horrible example.
House cleaning may bring about cleanliness,
but it don't supcrinduce feeling Of godliuess.
The mosaic carpctings appear to be the ones
most IN demand by housewives Of artistic
taste.
A woman with blue eyes is to be trusted, so
SAYS a legend. How about the woman with
blue nose?
II we wish to keep your enemies from know
ing any harm Of you, don't let your friends
know any.
Plants out doors these nights must be COW
cred with newspapers, or they will be npped
BY the frost.
Babies of the rich receive their sustenance
from out glass bottles, made even richer bv
silver iligree work.
who do not find it too chilly to SIT on the
porch these evenings.
1t is curious to note how many women of
otherwise excellent taste insist upon wearing
a veil to evening entertainments.
The bachelor woman is all right until she
falls in love with the bachelor man, then she
is not so nrrogantly fin de steele.
II the bank-wreckers do not stop work, the
churches, and social swell clubs will have to
| close their doors for lack of members.
| Never boast of your genealogy, even If you
succeed in tracing it back to Adam and Eve.
| You can't find any record of their marriage.
| Pastime is n word that should never should
be used in a bad sense; it is vile to say such
a thing is agreeable, because it helps to pass
the time away.
The return of the bustle will not be regarded
With favor by men. The female form is never
so little divine MS when it has one Of those hor-
rid things attached toit.
Says an exchange: The new woman will
not stand on the street corner chewing tooth
picks and watching the men 60 by, The men
would minrle instead of going by.
The man who pays his debts as promptly MS
he can, is better christian though he makes
no profession Of religion, than the man who
makes long prayers and beats his creditors.
A wit who was asked what he would rather
be during three stages of his life, replied:
"Till thirty a pretty woman; till FIFTY sue
cessrul general; the rest Of my life cardinal"
As the snowdrop comes amid the snow and
sleet, appearing Ms the herald of the rose, so
religion comes amid the blight Of atfliction, to
remind us Of perpetual GUNNER, where the
bright sun never rei,res behind wiutry cloud.
Hartford is preparing a statue of Harriet
Bcecher Stowe. The statue Of Emma Will
lard in Troy is the second ever erected in honor
Of woman in this country. The first perpet-
yates the memory of heroine Of New Orleans.
| A chef will never allow an omelct pan to be
washed. The pan should be wiped with pieces
| Of paper until clean and then rubbed with a
dry cloth and kept in n warm place. If the
pan is treated in thus way, the omelets are not
so npt to stick or burn.
A New Jersey wife wished to know Of her
husband how II was that hc couldn't drink
bad coffee without abusing her, aud vet drank
bad whiskey without abusing the bsr-keepcr
Tie ia probably the fellow who might have
heard Of bad whiskey, but never saw any.
Miss Ingels, the Kentucky woman orator
said In a recent speech "that during the past
few years $l75,oOO,ooO had been spent in buy.
ing titled husbands for American hciresses
and that the husbands Trad proved not to b
worth the twine and wrapping paper which
had been placed around the,A."