The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-04
IN THE HEATER PIPE.
THE RETIRED BURGLAR RELATES HIS
MOST SINGULAR EXPERIENCE.

He Had an Elegant Lay out of Wedding |
Presents at His Mercy When He Made |
an Unfortunate step-In the End lie |
Made a Contribution to the Collection.
"In house that was looking over
IN town up the state one night, said
the retired burglar, 81 came across
something that 1 never struck but that
once in all my experience, strange as it
may seem, and that was lot Of we'd
ding presents, all just as they were ar
ranged for display. When turned my
lamp into the room, wished l had
brought horse and wagon; there was
good deal of it that wouldn't have
been of any earthly use to me, but it
seemed pity to leave any Of it behind.
But if 1 couldn't carry it all off, l could
have the fun Of picking, and started
to look the things over. They were ar
ranged ON tables and chairs and on the
floor around on three sides Of the room
on the side opposite to the side that i
had come In at, and ON the sides to tho
right and left; running around those
three sides in sort Of irregular order
On the side where was there were
few chairs. thought I'd start in ON
the left and work around to the right,
and l started from the door and had
gone about three steps when / went
down through the floor, as it seemed to
me, but what / had really done was to
step down through an open register.
suppose somebody must have dropped
something down through it and have
taken it out to get it and forgot to put
it back
"There was wire screen under the
register over the pipe opening to keep
things from dropping down the pipe.
| but it was very fine light wire, and it
didn't stop me at all; just slid down
into the pipe, pushing that along under
my feet When I dropped into the pipe,
had been facing to the left; in some
way as went down got skewed around
so that when / got down as far as l did
go was facing to the front; that is,
toward the center of the room. The
pipe didn't go straight down, but with
a curve. had thrown up my hands az
1 went down, and l suppose l nigh,
have gone plumb to the furnace il !
hadn I clutched at the edge Of the regis
ter opening and hung on. A minute be-
fore was going to take my pick of a
roomful; now where was 1?
81 had started across the room carry
ing my toolbag in one hand and my
lamp in the other. The shock when ]
went down had shaken the bag out of
my hand, but had held on to my lamp,
though it was lying on its side now
with my fingers clutching through the
handle The falling Of the toolbag and
the striking of the lamp on the floor
and the scraping of the wire gauze
down through the tin pipe must have
made all together a good deal of noise,
!, and l expected every minute to hear
somebody moving about up stairs and
coming down to haul me out, but no.
body did come, and set my lamp up
straight, and after I'd waited minute
or two more l started to see if l could
haul myself out.
"As l lay in the pipe my head was
below the level of the floor; by great
effort l could raise myself so that the
upper half of my head was above the
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room for play; when l got that high,
found myself with my elbows close to
my body and fairly wedged into the
pipe; l couldn't get any higher
II let myself down again, and after
awhile I pulled myself up again. and
held on by one hand and held up the
lamp and swung it round OH the things.
Then let myself down again, and won.
J dered what I was going to do 1t wasn't
] only uncomfortable there in the posi-.
ton l was in, 1t was mighty hot and
! unpleasant every way. If I let go,
didn't know but that I'd slide down
against the furnace, and, of course,
/ couldn't stand it for an indefinite length
j of time, ana when I'd been in the pip.
l should imagine about two hours,
] made up my mind that wouldn't try
| to stand 1t any longer; I'd got to come