New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-08-24
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

The customs at the Court of Montenegro would
seem to be somewhat primitive. judging from a re-
ported incident at recent dinner party. Inc
Prince and his guests were sitting In the dining
hall when the servants entered bringing In an
enormous boar roasted whole. which they placed
on the table. The Prince and his guests drew
near and az a sign from His Hghness. young
officer drew his sword. and with one stroke cut
through the hog through the tabecoth. and deep
into the table Inside the boar was a turkey
and inside the turkey snipe which had neeh
shot by the Prince and it IS said to have acquired
a most delicate flavor from its manner OF COOKING
Friends at Court.-"Can't tell anything about
the case yet said the lawyer the jury Is nuns.
'Jcrusalemw exclaimed the prisoner mat does
beat all But knowed my friends VA Hnch EN-
If they got a chance at 'em."-(Atlanta Consutu-
ton.
The Maryland oystermen expect big season
In the summer many oystermen become craoDers
and make considerable money. one OF them "no
has done so this summer. said the other day;
ANY Of my neighbors who are In the same ousi-
ness could have done well, some better. ana.
of course some of them did but many. when
oystering stopped seemed to have no desire to GO
ANYTHING more until the next oyster season began
They preferred to stay about home ana group
together at the stoves grumbling about nara
times and talking free silver. do not kno"
how It IS in the West and South but in this part
little. to be earned II is able and inclined 10
work for it,"
Humane Considoration.-We Waker-say'
wot makes you breathe so kind o terky?
Born Tired-Ain't you on to that? =,
Born Tired-It's cause I'm humane. thets
wot il is | don't want TO work both me N'nss -
once-(Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Here are some rather clever proverbs OF assam"
"The best crops grow on Others fields but the
best sons are at home" "A bird is ht'ie '"'"s.
but it builds It's nest on a lofty huluns "'e
Buy land which slopes 10 the middle anu me-
a girl who has good mother iHe D.ee
lack fruit always hides under the leaves
a man slips down 1t Is always his e"es' WI.
fault; but II his youngest wife makes "'',""
he says he will see about IT." A nasty 'oo"
hasty broom. and the husband goes ias"'s'
slow cook slow broom. and the HUSBAND e"''
three meals a day.
She read the sign. Do not speak 10 n inc Then
in winsone voice she inquired OF that funotionafy
why mustn't one talk TO the moto'ih..., ,s n
told her i was sssnsi Rt sne re'Is Then you
don't like to he talked to-" oh yes eut-'n,uuna,
der. | came within ace Of running down w t u,ss
old gent" But | should think It would be nc, me-
to have somebody 10 speak TO, instead Oh - 90 90.
ing to stop talking. or there is going TO- o srns
smash-up on this line. and a big one-seef ~.
hateful thing Ana S Set to h w Just st Ike Henry
when he's got the paper under his nose. '-('o''0a
Transcript.
Andrew Cameron. the Glasgow diver. VINO cu'
away the torpedoes at the bombardment OF Alex
andria will attempt to reach the sunken Drum
mond Castle. which lies In $50 feet OF water oH
Ushant He has a record OF having spent thfy
minutes at 200 feet below the surface. ana os'-
himself the champion diver OF the world
Narrow Escape.-"Did you hear about ma
young man In Illinois," she asked, VINO sans;
oh Pro mise Me until the girl thought he me me-"
Il? She Is suing him for breach OF promise h1miv
lie about 10 begin playing There's o, ~,
One Girl In This World for Me-. but ne put ~
his flute when she ceased speaking ana "'A
home, cleveland Leader.
When the new clock OF st. Paurs Catheo'a"
London. put In position about three yeas
ago. the dlals had their central parts htted WV.
white glass for illumination at night the "n,''
glass has been found TO make the dals less US
tinct by day, and also rot TO he In archi'eo'"
harmony with the cathedral Instructions h"
therefore been given TO the makers OF the o'0A
70 1T In new dark central parts 10 the u''
The total diameter OF the dlas Is about II i'e"
and the central parts are ten feet diameter
Practical-Chawley Gotrocks-My dearest yn"r
garet | love you tcnderly. deyotedy' i'
smiles would shed 49,, How
Margaret-Never mind the woodsneu. .,,s,on
about a residence built for tTa-A"n sh"s~
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