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"As if brick were lying In my stomach

"As if a brick were lying In ing stomach
is the description by q dyspeptic Of his
feeling after eating.
This is one of the commonest symptoms
of indigestion. If you have 1t, take
Shaker Digestive Cordial.
Not only this symptom, hut al 'he
symptoms of Indigestion are cured ''
Shaker Digestive Cordial.
So many medicines to cure Ems one us
order. Only one that can be called sue
~cessful, because only one that aots ID
simple, natural, and yet soientiho way
Shaker Digestive Cordial.
Purely vegetable, and containing 30
dangerous ingredients, Shaker Digestive
Cordial tones up, strengthens, ana re-
stores to health all the digestive organs.
Sold by druggists, price III cents TO 81.
per bottle.
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Sometimes" said the merchant, VI
feel like the poet who wanted a lodge in
some vast Wilderness. I yearn for soil.
tude and silence" "Well," replied his
friend, sympathetically, "it's an expen-
siye taste to crafty. But you might
start in by taking your advertisement out
of the papers,"
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THE MUSCULAR SYSTEM

of every weary,
thin or thin blood
| ed person does its
work with con-
slant dimcultyand
fatigue. They feel
worn" or tired
out, "run-d d.
or nervous.
Feeble people
who are dyspep-
tic, find that ex-
ercise after a meal
is sure to cause
ieSSened power to
digest food be-
cause there Is SO
little blood, and
what there is, is
carried off from
the gastric organs
to the muscles.
What is needed
is plenty of blood,
and that of the
rinhf Lipd ne
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That Altered the Case.

"Have you heard about young Mo
lard? He has just walked off with 80, 600
francs of his employers money"
"Hai hal The lucky rascal"
Besides, he has bolted with your
ambrella."
"Oh, the internal scampl'-Le Pa
MILLION
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The people recognize e and appreciate
real merit. That is why Hoods Sarsa-
parilla has tho largest sales in the world.
Merit in medicine means the power to
cure. Hoods Sarsaparilla eures-abso
lutely. permanently cures. 1t ia the Oae
True Blood Purifier. Its superior merit
is an established fact, and merit wins.
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TWO OF THEM

Two little girls
Are better than one;
Two little hoys
Can double the fun;
Two little birds
Can build a fine nest.
Two little arms
Can love Mamma best.
Two little shoulders.
Chubby and strong;
Two little feet,
Running all day long.
Two little yrayers
Does my darling say:
Twice docs she kueel
At my side each day.
Two little folded hands,
Soft and brown;
Two little eyelids,
Cast meekIy down.
And two little angels,
Guard her in bed,
One Mt the foot
And one at the head.
Ladies' Tribune.
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whats the use of going on with this
farce ?" exclaimed Gessler. "We're
both myths. We don't exist"
"In that %ease." said William Tell,
deeply chag rined, 81 may as well go and
drown myself in the maelstrom!'
"Oh, yes, you will, I don't think!'
sneered Gessler. That's a myth, toon'
-Chicd0o Tribune.
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Say. Marian, dis am or mighty bebby
pullet," said Uncle Rssbury. as no reached
his cabin after 8 six-mile walk from
Farmer Cornroe's ohicken.roost.
"Doan yer kno'," said his wife, while
she put on the hot water, 'dat sin weighs
mighty hebby ?"- Washington Times.
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There are two things In the world upon
which there has never been any improve
wheelbarrow and kissing.
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"Well," said Bill, "Tve taken S pow
der for my headache, q pill for my liver
and syrup for my cough. Now, what
puzzles me is, how do the things know
the right place to 60 after they get
inside ."-Pbe County Press.
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"Maria," said Buggles to his wife, with
an idea of instructing her in political
economy, ''do you know what civil ser
vice is ?"
"Jaspor," said Mrs. Boggles, with
memory of recent contact with the cook,
''there isn't auy."-B0ston Transcript.
The Monitor-register., 1896-06-19

HOODS PILLS are easy to take, easy tt
operate. Cure indigestion, headache.
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Boy-"Ain't sister and you going for a
ramble, this afternoon ?"
Suitor-"We are, sonny; but Why do
you ask ?"
Boy-"Beoause %sister's had the corr
doctor here all the morning. Tile
Waterbury.
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"Say, Bill, what is this Monroe
docterin' they're talkin' so much about?"
II dunno. Sile, an I don't care. GIMME
casterile an squills an mustid plarsters,
an | kin git along 'thout botherin' with
them newfangled docttiu' notions."-
Harper'S Bazaar.
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asy to Take
- asy to Operate

Are features peculiar to Hoods Pills. Small in
size, tasteless, efficient, thorough. AS one man
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Jack-"Let me shake yonr hand, dear
boy; this is one of the happiest days of
your life."
George-You're too previous, old man
l am not to be married until Tomorrow"
Jack-"That's what 1 say. This is
one of the happy days of your life."-
Pick Me. Up.
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George-Whew +! What can be the mat.
ter? Telegram says, "come home i'm
mediately."
George Crushing into his suburban
home n hour later)-Tell me quick, my
dear. What is it?
Young Wife-The baby said "Mam-
m a ."-Bro0klgn life.
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A LITTLE FUN.

- |
Brown hear you had some money left
yon.
Jones-Yes, it left me long ago.-Tt-
Bits.
Customer-What can you give me for a
modest lunch?
Waiter-Well, there's veal with dress
ing.-DetroH Tribune.
~
"Well, Pat, have you learned to ride
your bicycle yet?'' ''Sorra a bit, sor.
Sure, Oh can'taven balance mesilf Rtandin'
still, let alone rodiu."-L9e.
Nv
Visitor-Johnny, do you ever get any
good marks at school?
Johnny.-Y-yes'm. but 1 can't show
CincInnati Enquirer.
~
Peggy-"That Mas Hartz has an old
face; don't you think SOP"
Polly-"Wen, what do you expactP It's
been on her for a long time. FIG.
Miss Della - What was the highest
wind you ever encountered, captain?
Captain Olesalt-Soda water at twenty
five cents a glass Cincinnati Enquirer.
~
Melindy Jackson - Oh, jim ! yo' =
maxim a regular fool ob me!
Jim johnson (gallantly)-Deed, nc,
Miss Jackson! T"se de fool-not vol
Puck
"Wbat ia it to fish," he replied. con,
you just sit and ait all day long"
'And then?"
And then you lie."-Detroit Tribune.
~
She-H0w on earth does ne manage to
strike a match on his side whiskers?
He-HowP Didn'5 you notice that they
were sandy whiskers?- Cincinnati En-.
Quirer.
&Tx
a;. EgIJn--- 49, -
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Lonisa-"Harry, I hate to ask you, but
tell me. do you snore in your sleepP"
Harry-''Sometimes, darling; you know
an active business man doesn't get time
to snore when he's awake."-Tyd- Bits.
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DEMONSTRATORS

TIE MILD POWER CURES
DR.. Humphreys Specifies
are scientifically and carefully
prepared Remedies, used fog
nearly half g century b. the
DeopIe with entire success.
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En FN4lAtNt Nth
I-Fevers. Congestlons, determinations
2-WoTn!s, Worm Fever, Worm CONE.
~3-Teething; Colo, Crying, NaSel1Ales
A-Dsnrrhea. Of children or A'u's''''''
3-Coughs, Colds, Dronchitis,-.
S-Neuralgin, Toothache. faeeache...''
q-ucgdnches, Sick Headache vertigo
49-nyspepsins Biliousness' Constipation
5T-Snppressed or Painful Ferl@as''-
T1-Vhites, Too Profuse Period9...
T3-Croup, Laryngitis, HoaIsehess,..
1S-snit Rheum, Eryslpelas, ETpptloIs''
INSTRUMENTATION, Rheumatic rams
4S-rIaIaTia, Chnls, Fever and AEue
1S-Cntarrh, Influenza, Cold In theHeaH-
aS-Wb0eping COugh-.---.'
Ok itncy Dtscnses---..-''-
Se-EervoTs DebiiitY-"-."..'-'.'.s
s0~-Trinury Weakness".-
g4-sors Throat. Quinsy, Diphtherta-.-
sa27' for HAY EVER
s,s nv prrrc1sts, or sent prepaid on receipt ofIEic
F''t n .may 10 escorted, except q, e.. size or
=" Z. EIsyr.Lt Enl4rEod& Revised, ,Al'EntN
~ 4yi,,gFYS, MED. co., III n ii3 William St Ao"fo'e
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!. Hail, evening start Hang on IN

Dear Lord, send us all out on that
mission. All around us imblttered lives
-imbittered by persecution, lmblttered
by hypercriticism, imbittered by pow
erty, imb1ttered by pain, imbittered by
injustice, imbittered by sin. Why not
90 forth and sweeten them by smile, by
inspiring words, by benefactions, by
hearty counsel. by prayer. by gospel
lied behavior? Let us remember that If
we are NORWOOD to others we are
wormwood to ourselves, and our life
will be bitter and our eternity bitterer.
The gospel of Jesus Christ is the only
sweetening power that is sufficient. 1t
sweetens the disposition. 1t sweetens
the manners. 1t sweetens life. 1t sweet
ems mysterious providences. 1t sweetens
Affections. 1t sweetens death. 1t sweet
ems everything. I have heard people
asked in social company, eff you could
have three wishes gratifed, what would
your three wishes be?" II l could have
three wishes met this morning, I tell
you what they would be: l. More OF
the grace of God. 2. More OF the grace
of God. 3. More Of the grace OF God.
The Monitor-register., 1896-06-19

Cooper's Horse Remedies

, Belle Mead Stock Farm says; After a thorough
! trial of your remedies we consider them the best
, we have ever used.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29
EDW. {. HALE, D. D.
Open Letter From the Fa.
NOUS Divine and Author.
Telling of the Absolute
Merit Possessed by a
Remedy for Ner-
vous Debility.
THE MOST NOTEWORTHY TESTIMONIAL EVER
GIVEN-IT HAS HELPED THOUSANDS
OF SICK PEOPLE

The best test Of a remedy is the cures that Il
elects The next best is the Testimony OF people
or the highest character TO the merits of the
medicine. DIR. Charcot's Kola Nervine Tablets have
cured thousands, and there Is not a more famou,
man alive In America than Edward Everett Hale
DID,, LID, the bestknown preacher editor
author and philanthropist in New England. Writ
Ing from Boston, Dec. %, 1898, DIR. Hale says:
Il have been much interested in the Kola nut as
tonic. In Africa, where the Koia or Guru nuts
grow the natives eat the fresh nuts to prevent
munger thirst and exhaustion. For some years
me medical profession has given Kola much atten-
lion because OF its medicinal qualities but hereto
Iore the difficulty has been in getting the fresh nut
IN an available preparation as to retain the
medicinal properties. This difficulty is now over
come by that remarkable establishment the Eureka
chcmical and Mfg. Co. of la Crosse, Wis which
mas put upon the market a very efficient and high
~ approved preparation. / am assured 10y a careful
inquiry among leading physicians and personal
friends, who have used it, and in whom have the
utmost confidence, that DIR. Charcot's Kola Neryine
Iablets are invaluable In insomnia and all peryous
diseases E1,w I, I.Ip,,
flfty cents and 81 at druggists or sent direct
see bf. Charcots name label. WRITE FNDR
FREE SAMPLE PACKAGE AND TESTIMONIALS
Eureka Chemical and Mfg. Co., La Crosse, Wis.
- ''"' -"aS5. N.Y.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29
RELEASED ON BAIL.
Ex-DisbursiBE Clerk kfeckhOefer Sc.
cures Mr.. o. G. Staples ms Bondsmnn

Ex-DisbursiBE Clerk kfeckhoefer Sc
cures Mr.. o. G. Staples ms Bondsmnn
Francis j. Kieckhoefer charged with en-
beZzltng State Department funds was re-
leased on ball in the sum of $1,000 yester-
day afternoon. shortly after Judge Cole
had. reported in The Star, reduced the
amount fixed In the Police Court s25 200
Mr.. o. G. Staples qualified as surety, and
the accused man, who had been in the GUS
tody Of Marshal Wilson at the city hall
since early in the day, departed with his
counsel and bondsman, visbly relieved.
District Attorney Birney stoutly opposed
any reduction of bail, explaining that while
the warrant charged the defendant with
embezzling but $4,000. he (Birney) was re-
liably informed that more than Sl00, 900 had
been taken-something like Sl27OoO
Judge Cole, replying to Mr. Arthur w
Ferguson, counsel for the prisoner, stated
that the extreme penalty for the alleged
offense-ten years in the penitentiary-
should be taken into consideration The
case appeared to be similar to the How.
gate case, in which Judge Cox, the mos,
conservative man, perhaps, on the bench
reduced the bail from thirty to fifteen
thousand dollars. The Judge thought
Judge Cox good man to follow and there
fore reduced the ball to $4,000
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29
PRINCETON is RENAMED.
1t VIII Hereafter BE Princeton Uni
yersity.

The trustees of Princeton have filed in
the Office OF the Mercer county clerk at
Trenton, y. J., a certificate of a change
of name from the College OF New Jersey
to Princeton University. Such a change
has long been under consideration, and
has been urged by the alumni. They ar
que that the college has been popularity
known as Princeton so long that many
people do not identify it by its former cor
porate name.
Large sums Will be expended at the COM
ing sesquicen tcnnial, and new courses and
new departments will he inaugurated Al
ready over a million dollars has been
raised toward an endowment fund in honor
of this celebration.
1t is understood that John /. Blair, the
venerable millionaire, of Biairstown, has
contributed $4,000 for the erection of
handsome dormitory to be known as Blair
Hall.
Another generous friend has given $780,,
600 for new library, and the friends Of
the university hope to increase the amount
of gifts TO S2UD0,o90 before next October,
wher the college Will be one hundred and
fifty years OLD.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29

Fine Linen Suits. blazer style, neatly
trimmed with small pearl buttons; wide
skirt. Reduced to
$3.08.
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miscellaneous Notes,
SPRING RIFLE MATCHES.
Workmanship Competition in the
National Guard,


National Guard.
Much interest Is displayed, particularly
In National Guard circles, over the spring
rifle matches to be shot tomorrow at the
Ordway rifle range. The program pro-
Vjdes three competitions One is q novice
match open to members of the brigade who
have never qualified as sharpshooters Ten
shots will be fired at 200 yards and ten at
800 yards. The prizes will be s., 81 and 81,
respectively, for the first, second and third
men.
Another match will be the senatorial
championship, which requires the firing of
i've shots each at 200, 800, 800 and GOO
yards, with one skirmish run OF twenty
shots. The winner of this competition will
hold the championship of the District until
the matches next fall.
The third match will be that open to dis
tinguished marksmen, with the Crawford
medal and the Tierney medal as first and
second prizes, respectively. Five shots each
will be fired at 200. 800, 800 and 600 yards.
and In addition there will be either one Skin
mish run of forty shots, or two runs of
twenty shots each. the matter to be set
tied by majority vote of the contestants.
No person will be permitted to enter the
matches unless in uniform Trains will
leave the 9th street depot at 8 am IL 80
am. and POI pm. Those expecting to
shoot must take che first train, although IT
is possible that the 1850 m train will
reach Ordway in time to permit e. tries in
the novice match. All firing at known dis
tances must be concluded by pm
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29
T@E HONEST SHAKERS AMD
TH|E0R CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA.

The shopkeeper who cheats us by lying with re-
gard to the quality Of his goods and the grocer
or the butcher who gives rs short weights, Is a
thief However, their knavery touches nothing
but our pocketboOk. There is another widespread
form Of Misrepresentation of a fur more dangerous
and Wills inOus character.
We refer to the false statements and worthless
guarantees that frequently accompany medicines.
10 guarantee medicine to cure is to brand it as
quack product. II we guarantee to dis
ease, then We guarantee everlasting life for In
large majority Of people die of disease, the
proportion Of violent or accidental deaths being
very small.
The Shakers have always been known as q most
upright and honorable people, and their in
the manufacture Of medicines has also been well
KNOWN. 1t Is therefore not surprising to find them
pursuing very original and novel plan for the
introduction of their remedy for dyspepsia.
These God-fearing people, whose motto has al,
ways been Try all things and hold fast that
winch Is good" have put upon the market 10-cent
sample bottles Of their product, sufficient to
give it trial
Inc Shaker Digestive Cordial is 90 prompt In
Its action that for the trivial sum of 10 cents a
person can usually determine as to whether or not
1t meets the requirements of his case. There are
forms of dyspepsia which 1t won't help but these
are very rare. In most cases the first dose re-
heves all distress, and an increase of appetite
at follows
All druggists have 1t, and the next time you
are troubled with Indigestion send out and try
this popular and successful product 1t repre-.
sents nearly n hundred years of patient investiga
ton and study my26
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29
Death of Mrs. Morgan l.. Smith,

Mrs Morgan L. Smith, widow Of Col.
Morgan l.. Smith. died suddenly at her
country residence, Morrist7wn, n. j.,
Thursday, of heart failure. Mrs. Smith was
a niece Of the late Peter s. Duryee, ard
was well known in Washington, New York
end Boston social circles. Before she mar
ried Col. Smith she was Miss Elizabeth
Brewer Her father was a wealthy cotton
merchant and owned the ship Harvey
Birch which was captured by the Ala
bama, and for which heavy damages were
paid by the British government. Col. Smith
was commandant of the Seventh Regiment
of New York before the war.
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CAN be SOON RESTORED.
Convention Hall at st. Louis No,
Greatly Damuged.

The following official statement regarding
the republican convention hall at st. Louis
has been furnished the Associated Press:
'The convention al ditorium was practi-
cally uninjured by the great storm Of We'd
nesday, the only damage being that some
light roof covering On the southeast corner
Of the building was blown off. The dam
age can all be repaired in a very few days
There is not the slightest doubt but tina
the building will be perfectly restored and
in first-class condition long before the day
the convention is to meet
(Signad) at l.. BYRNES
"SerCeant-at-Arme
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Fined for PLAYING Poker

Judge Miller has imposed fine of So,
with sentence Of twenty hours in
Jail, on William c. Watson for permitting
gambling in his rooms. at 10th and ID streets
northwest. Sergeants Acton and Moore
ra!ded the rooms and found q poker game in
Pre- gress.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-05-29

Hayenne- * Davis.
92s f ST.,
Shoes Shined Free,
The San Francisco call., 1896-09-27
At the Orpheum.

Gustave Walter announces the famous
Hawaiian band and glee club as his chief
attraction at the Orpheum this week. 1t
will appear in connection with the regular
vaudeville programme. J. S. Liborino is
still the director of the band. He is a
well-known musician, who received his ed
ucation at the musical college of Madrid
and won distinction for himself as a saxo-
phone soloist. He first came forward
prominently as conductor when lie or
ganized band of fifty Spanish musicians
and made tour of the world. The Ha-
wai1an band does not confine it's efforts to
native arias, but also renders classical and
popular music.
In addition to the Hawaiian band the
Orpheum's programme this week will in
clude Anna Suits, who is said to be a new
and clever vaudeville star. Master Walter
Leon will appear in a change of pro-
gramme. The vaudeville bill also contains
the Carpos Brothers, Lew Hawkins, Fer
guson and Mack, Marguerite Ferguson
and Riley and Hughes.
The San Francisco call., 1896-09-27
BY ELECTRICITY.
How the Authors of FraWley's
New Plau CoIlaborated.

"The Social Trust" recently produced
at the Colum bia, was written and re-
hearsed under extraordinary conditions.
During the period of it's construction the
authors seldom saw each other. Hillary
Bell, the critic, was attending to his Jour-
nalistic duties in New York, while Ram
say Morris was travelling en- tour with
"The Widow JONES' Constant inter
change of ideas was accomplished by wire
and correspondence and finally the story
was worked into shape. Then the au-
thors took vacation from business, went
to Cape Cod and finished the play to-
gether. BY the time Frawley was ready
to put the piece into rehearsal Ramsay
motifs was once more on the road with
his company and Hillary Bell was
back at mis- desk on the Press.
The wires between San Francisco
and New York were kept hot with mes
sages between the manager and authors,
and prodigious amount of money was
spent in kilograms. As the renearsals
progressed Frawley saw certain points at
which the play could be i'm proved, and he
promptly telegraphed for instructions.
These requests necessitated an immediate
answer by wire, and for the first time in
the annals OF the stage play was revised
by electricity.
During the rehearsal period this sum-
mer Hillary Bell was at the Oriental. Man.
haitian Beach, while Ramsay Morris was
In Boston, and constant com munication
had to be maintained by telephone. Thus,
with 300 miles between the authors and
l5OO miles between them and the stage
manager THE Social Trust was rehearsed.
Bell and Morris lost flesh over this experi-
ence, and both are more prematurely gray
than ever.
The San Francisco call., 1896-09-27
ST. MARY's COLLEGE WON.
Santa Rosa High School Defeated 1
SeasOn's First Football Match.

Santa Rosa High School Defeated in
Seasons First Football Match.
st. Mary's College won from the Santa
Rosa High School at Central Park yester-
day afternoon in the first football match
OF the season. The score was 10 to 4.
With months less practice and a
much lighter team the high school boys
acquitted themselves creditably, particu-
larry IN the second half, when they came
near evening the score by continuous
small gains that called forth repeated ap-
plause for their plucky uphill fight. 1t
was clean game throughout, no ques-
tlonable tactics marr1ng the play.
The halfbacks on both sides, as very
often occurs, won the greatest individual
glory, because of their more evident value
In advancing the ball. Neither full back
attempted to punt and the Santa Rosa
man could not, or the score might have
been different.
Santa Rosa started the game with a
poor little kick from center. The COL
iegians failed to recover ground and soon
lost the ball on downs. Santa Rosa then
advanced steadily, but fumbled near the
nfteen-yard line. st. Mary's got the ball
and worked it back across the field to
touchdown. losing it only once, but soon
recovering on Santa Rosa's inability to
advance. The second touchdown was al
most repetition of the first exhibition,