Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-12-13

that all present were convinced OF the
actual good TO be derived from the MO-
gullian conclaves. The argument or the
opposition that Mogullians stay out an
night after a meeting was proven false
and doubtless had its origin account Oh
the serenade to Brother Flood by the
Justly famous Mog-lian band sometime
ago. However. if we remember rightly.
this was only . O'Clock and the quality or
the music was Lime Killian, which means
first class in Fulton and up to the highest
standard everywhere else. The close Of
the debate found all even the one who Of
fered arguments in opposition TO 1t friend
ly convinced that to be member oil
the A. o. L. W. means fun galore and
never failing remedy TO drive away all
feeling Of monotony and the blues and
good natured measures are only used.
Mogullians may make noise at their
Bungle. but this is only carrying ont TO
the letter that which instructions require
Every ]. A. is to bray vociferously and
even boisterously for the conclave 10
which he belongs. In doing so they
are actually showing the greatest
interest which is bound 30 exist
in the heart of every true Mogul-
liam and sets aside permanently thar ter
rible malady 'megalocephal.tis' which Is
known in the common language as big
head" The candidate admits without In
timidation that he has heretofore been
somewhat Of a drone in the fratenM cir
Gle and requires some light but ineXpen-
tr.. rn Ian 3
and aS.nne conglomcrati0n of Mogulilans
capable of imparting such wholesome auu
lasting stimulation and he offers himself
voluntarily for the unique and scrump-
tious degree and he gets fl. This an came
out i'm the debate and will prove of much
material advantage TO la Belle coucIave
as it refutes the charge that has been
made TO the effect that the candidate
never survives the shock incident 10 ini-
alton. 1t would be only necessary in ans
wer to this, however. TO scan the roll
which VIII show that there has been only
one death i'm the ranks i'm the last five
years For this We offer heartfelt thanks
wishing that it may continue ever thus.
NO. 2i2 held their regular meeting
on the evening of the tenth and
a very enjoyable one IL was. While there
was no candidate on hand everyone pres
ent was content that am hour and 81 half
had been joyously spent. it was
decided 10 go ahead with the arr
rangements for the proposed initiation at
Sistersville to be followed by similar ini-
tiations i'm this city. The treasury was enc
rched TO some extent 10y the Master Mogul
filming all present who We're known 10
have any money about their person. The
fines were all paid with the exception OF
Brother Zeigler who compromised by
giving the Master Mogul "a stogie. The
next meeting of the conclav- viii Doe held
on Thursday evening. January 9Th. 1885,
when IL there is no candidates present the
Master Mogul agrees TO buy four kegs OF
beer and a sandwich. Postal notices viii
be sent out and the meeting will no doubt
be the largest i'm the history of the organi-
cation. There is at least twenty-five ap-
plications before the body. and out of this
number the Master Mogul guarantees
three that viii be present IN person TO Doe
acted upon and they will Doe duly impress
ed and realize mtuitvely the meritoriols
advantage. multuduous pleasure and Pee
creative privileges vouchsafed hy mem
bership I'm the order of MoguIans.