The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1896-04-09
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been having little April fool joke of
his own.
Louis Yeoman and John Kupfer
went to Chicago Thursday and took in
Lonengrin at the Auditorium in the
evening.
After reading all the expressions
about his silver views, Mr.. Mckinley
must himself be greatly puzzled as to
where he stands.
As for Gen. Harrison, he does not
pretend to be dark horse, but he is
doubtless willing to to black up, should
emergency arise.
- Mr.. Gladstone and Prince Bis
marck seem to be combining their at
tention nowadays exclusively to the
matter of having birthdays.
Advertising can be made success
full only by lots Of study and stick-to-
itiyeness. No other part of a retail
business requires closer study.
Now somebody suggests that Mr..
Reed appear on the ticket as candidate
for vice president. This is what is
known in polite circles as rubbing it
in.n
The Chicago Times Herald in its
article Oh harbor Improvements did
not mention Kenosha harbOr, for some
reason or other. Waukegan harbor is
down for $4,000.
In the name of humanity some
body should procure an electric bat
terry and some smelling salts and see
what can be done for Mr.. Cullom's
lovely young boom.
The first delinquent to pay fine
into the treasury of the public library
is the treasurer of the association, who
was today fined two cents forkeeping a
book beyond the limit.
1t was not to have been expected
that the senate would see the day for
adjournment approach without passing
few more bales of resolutions on be-
half of the Cuban patriots.
The material and machinery Of the
Novelty works were closed out today by
Assignee Robinson to l.. j. Elliott, of
the Racine Bit & Snap company. Mr.
Elliott took everything except the real
estate at 81, ITO The deal was closed
this forenoon.
District Attorney Buckmaster will
90 to Madison this evening to argue
the matter of Barney Bloch's pardon
which comes up for hearing tomor-
row. He has petitions with about 300
signatures on them including about
all the city and county officials.
AS badness makes one look pre-
matureIy old, so full head of hair
gives to mature life the appearance of
youth. To secure this and prevent
the former, Ayers Hair Vigor is con-
fidently recommended. Both ladies
and gentlemen prefer it to any other
dressing.
The new official flag of the United
States, which will be flung to the
breeze July 4, has fortY-five stars, the
last addition being Utah. At present
there are two rows of eight stars each.
The new design arranges the stars in
six rows, the first, third and fifth of
eight stars each and the second, fourth
and sixth of seven stars each.
This is what may be called the a,
b, c, of an advertisement appeal: Oh,
in your life Of zee, if on this
paper you should Gee, and would be
busy kept as bib, remember that all
the waaaa, silent soon dkkk. Your
thanks to us will be prOfuuu, if you
will come to us and uuu our printers
ink to cure the bluuu. So while the
rest are catching fiji, you'll take our
council if you are WY y, and come
straightway and advertiii. "-Er.
We believe J. M. Stebbins has
made a mistake in boiling the nominal
ton of his party's convention. He
went before the convention as did Mr..
Cole, with, a fair field and no favors.
Mr.. Cole secured the nomination by a
bare majority, but because he did Sc
cure it, and fairly too, he is entitled TO
the undivided support of the republi-
cans of this city and we believe he will
get it and be elected.