Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-04-13
JUST FOR FUN.

he much OF tghter?" II guess
He talks of running for alderman
stockyards district"
eher-Suppose you king,
by, what would you do? Tommy
hever wash my face any more.
hter-Boy, did you say a rabbit
here? Boy = Yep. Hunter
long ago? Boy - It'll be three
Iago next Christmas.
mp-Ma'am, can I clean the snow
nr sidewalk for a dime? Ma'am-
out, dirty tramp. It'll rain and
In few minutes.
h-Tm in a quandary! Isabel
IS that? Edith-Tom promises to
thinking if 1 marry him, and Jack
tens to begin if L don't.
{Pills-Who was the most sue
ID of all the girls who were study
|edicine with you? DIR. Squills-
ketchem; she got married.
|bicago missed a big opportunity
|ashington's birthday" 'How
|hat?" "Why, she didn't get up a
white and blue snow Storm
Flrling, did you sing any pretty
at Sunday SCHOOL," eyes, mann
i've sung a lovely one about
hland's ice cream mountains -
! E - Shall I put your diamond
in your shirt, dear? Husband
on earth are you thinking of? 1
a meeting with my creditors this
ling.
|onel-So poor old Mike has COM
ID suicide, has he? Well, l should
thought that would have been
(st thing he'd have done. Pat
|h it were, sor?
billy doctor-Your wife needs out
exercise more than anything
Husband = But she won't go
What am l to do? Give her
y of money to shop with.
DO you think that Mr.. War
BIN still loves his wife? He-Loves
/ should say he did. Why, if she
ID use his best razor for a can
pr Warrington would not COM
member of rural school board
d a school under his Jurisdiction.
/ asked to make a few remarks
lid, "Well children, you reads
and you spells well, butyou hain't
ill.,
they left the concert hall Alfred
with great enthusiasm, and did
Iotice her lingering? Wasn't it
b? Yes, replied Mr.. Bernheimer,
, a beauty; it must have cost
J. Blossom-Joe,I wish you would
up a scuttle of coal and some
ing. Mr.. Blossom (musingly, as
lnders toward the cellar)-The
one always finds work for idle
J to do.
no generally gets the last word
one of your conventions gets
IN argument?" And the lady ora
'oked pityingly at the masculine
rer and answered: "There isn't
asst word"
. pretty girl was lavishing a
IN of affection on her mastiff, and
cry soft young man was watch
er. 81 wish 1 were dog" he
languishingly. ''Don't you wor-
she replied, "you'll grow"
s.Weatherwax-I don't see where
g money comes from for these
they are carrying on all over the
i. Mr.. WeatherwaX = don't
: myself, but seems to me that
zap publishers orter put up some
any way.
hat nonsense" said she, sail this
is about girls being allowed to
1rage bashful young men, one
out of every four" eyes," re-
Willie Washington, just as if
didn't whenever they felt like it,
year or no leap year"
7e have decided to shoot you,"
the Spanish official in Cuba to
prisoner who had just been bro't
''But my nationality "Oh,
5 easily arranged. If we find
we have made mistake we will
,gize to your government later"
-aria, how does it happen that
" isn't going to church with you
"You know as well as
John, that when Bessie and Kate
go to church somebody has got
Nv at home. There isn't room
our pairs of sleeves in our pew"
tile i'll, then little pill The i'll is gone
II has won. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
tile pills that cure great ills. III. C.Pierce,