Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-11-07
dtauside Gatherings.

| ug Inero is no SuneTluS equni "
fear, for it has no limit.
p@ He who waits to do great dea
of good at once, will never do any.
p@ The good workman is like a pail
of shears. He shuts up when he goes
to work.
p@r The Japanese hitch their horse:
in the street by tying their forelegE
together.
p@ Do good, and leave behind you
monument of good deeds that time car
never destroy.
s@ Health is mint that constantly
sends out its golden coin of opportuni'
ties and power.
Hdr In escaping from fire, creep OF
crawl along the room with your face
close to the floor.
p@ Two wealthy Hebrews of Bagdad
now own all that remains of the an
cient town of Babylon.
r6V Sixteen million dollars have been
expended in building houses in Den
yer within the past six years.
p6- Take it easy. 1t is no uncom-
mon thing for people with plenty Of
"go" in them to go-to the bad.
s@ Carter Lake, Oregon, is believed
to be the deepest fresh water lake in
America, its depth being 1000 feet.
I@As soon as you find that you are
beginning to squint when you wish to
see anything clearly, put on glasses.
s@ A mans character is frequently
treated like a grate-blackened all over
first, to come out the brighter after
ward.
I~ Biscuit once meant simply to
bake twice, sea bread being prepared
for keeping during long voyages by
double baking.
D@ The British railroad companies
charge almost an extra fare for carry
ing bicycle, and assume no RESPONSE
qilty for its care.
B% Bible promises are like the beams
of the sun, which shine as freely in at
the window of the poor mans cottage
as at the rich mans palace.
s@ A certain doctor asked Diogenes
which he thought was the best way
to die. "surely," said he, "you might
have learned that much from your
patients"
16T "Is your house a warm one,
landlord ?" asked gentleman in
search of a house. lit ought to be, "
was the reply "the painter gave it
two coats recently"
p6 Some one inquired of a colored
man who was just beginning to read
what progress he was making. "Oh," "
he exclaimed, II am out of the Bible,
and into tie newspaper
p@ The average woman can't help
wishing that she knew just what the
men were saying when dead silence
falls as she comes into the room, OBJ
observes the Somerville Journal.
D@ Five children, between the ages
of II and 16 years, were recently
checked through from Tipperary Ire
land, to Chicago, without an attendant,
and arrived safely and on schedule
time.
pG- 1t must be comforting to man,
no matter how ugly or despised he
may be, to think he was once baby,
beloved by large circle of relatives
and friends. 1t is a comfort we would
not deny him.
p6H The cocoanut was thus named
by the Portuguese. The word means
ghost, or bugbear, the three eyed-like
depressions at the base of the nut be-
ing supposed to bear some resemblance
to human countenance.
Bd~ Some electricians carry small
compass in their pockets, and before
they touch wire hold the compass
near it. If the needle is not DETECTED,
they know there is no current in it,
and that it is safe to handle it.
a@ 1t is not the people who shine
in society, but the people who bright.
en- up the back parlor; not the peo.
pie who are charming when they are
out, but the people who are charming
when they are in, that are good to
live with.
B6 Little Johnny says that he likes
his Sunday school better than he does
his day school. In Sunday school, he
says, when he does anything, the
teacher only says, II wouldn't do that,
Johnny ;" but in the day school, out
comes the ruler.
B9 Drawing teacher-Now this is a
symmetrical figure. Can anyone tell
me what symmetry is? All! there
is little boy with his hand up. What
is symmetry, my boy? Sam Murphy
Place, sor, it do be place where they
bury dead people.
sas~ The inscription on the punch
bowl which is part Of the silver SER
vice the Texans have given the Texas
is "Be sure you are right, then go
ahead" Texans say they don't care
whether you construe the motto as ap-
plying to the ship or the bowl.
nd~ Henry Shubert of Peoria, ILL.,,
tried to see how quick he could get
married after being divorced, and &C
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