The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-03-12

AffNhNA into hot water thah
Fe'AY WV the human family |
more members Of
any other game. Money, OF course
as the root OF an evil, Is 'h'
prime factor Of trouble. It possesses
a peculiar faculty OF annoying bo'h
by its presence and absence. THOSE
who possess ID have trouble To Keep IT,
and those who are without u nave
trouble to get 10.
Kisses have got men and women into
an sorts of difficulties They always
occur before a wedding and frequently /
before an application has been made TO /
the divorce courts They have caused /
pain and happiness. riches and poverty I
and sometimes death also deafness /
dlphtherIa and tou5iliiis The puritan /
rgidly of New England suppressed .
oyery sort OF kisaing in that part OF 'he
country that is. 30 tar as human ma
ture would bear the prohibition while
among the blue laws OF Conneciieu,
there was one which prohibited % m'N
kissing bis wife on sunday
A very pretty young girl got into
trouble .n Vienna. and an because OF
kls She was a. and very attractive.
but had 10 go 60 an ear hospital and
would only confess her story 20 the
physicians u was this She had q
lover who had been away, but who had
returned a Few days before. In the pro-
cess OF greeting he implanted a Kiss
upon the mmdcn's ear From that mo.
m,nt she was unable to hear. The
physltiaus examined her cor and found
that the drum had really been frac-
tufcd.
IN September. 1854. there were three
Kisses exchanged which made all Eu
rope quake with fear ThH Was WHOM
Germany. Austria ana Russia formed
the famous triple alliance The confer
cnco wac held in O Polish castle. after
which Emperor william. Emperor
Francis Joseph and the ear Of Russia
kissed one another several times TIE
czarlna and the grand duke Of RuWn
were also kissed by the visiting mon
archs
Then there was an instance on record
whore q man and his wife Wue locked
up an night In New York for kissing
one another In public. The man was
Alexis Gisika. lie was supping early
one morning with his wife In a Broad
way restaurant. when. In a moment of
amorous enthusiasm. he leaned acroas
the table and imprinted a kiss upon
the brushing AuEustina's red lips Hc
got angry az the unsoemly laughter of
some OF the other patrons and the az
fair ended iu "a row The walters yet
upou the couple ana they were finally
locked mp in the West ThIriieth street
police station In the Jefferson Market
court the following morning they we're
fined S.
Former Superintendent Murray is on
record for having called kissing in the
stree. disordcrly conduct. even when
accomplished with the lady's consent
The case was that Of John Mowatt who
was arrested IN lith street. together
with the lady 90 whom he was bidding
good-hy They were locked mp all night
and hucd so iu the morning
Jack the Kisser' has appeared in
many cities and has got himself into a
peck OF trouble
Gen. sherman had a national rcpula-
ton as a kisser u rs said that tails
famous general was never introduced
to a woman that be- did not greet in
this manner To be- kissed 10y him was
considered an honor
In 1855 woman 10 Erie. Pa. died a
few hours after kissing a corpse. She
was Mrs william Saycry. who kissed
her dead friend In her coffin. The un-
dortakcr had jus, haihod the dead WON
ans lips with poison ana Mrs Savory
died almost Immediately
Children often take an aversion 10
kissing Little Frank Celia ran away
from his home In Williamsburg to avoid
kissing an ndmiring female relative.
He was lost several days.
Quite a pretty woman went to Brook
lyn once to pay a visit and while there
contracted diphtherla when she re-
turned to her home In Chatham. n. J..
she greeted her friends with kisses. ana
Il was not long before an epidemic Of
diphtherla made lis appearance IN tina,
picturesque town. About forty people
suffered from the disease.
a matinee kiss Is distinctly a kind of
its own. The less a woman likes an
other the warmer Is the salute. Then
there Is one place whore kissing pre.
dominates and that ls on steamship
pier. II you want to see a sight worth
seeing just go down TO some shin as she
Is getting ready TO sail. When "AIl
ashore Is called there seems 10 h. n
mighty effort on the part OF all con.
oorned TO get In as many kisses as DOS.
sible in the shortest space of time
Men are seen to kiss one another-for.
eigners, Of course.
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