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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

The San Francisco steamer Columbia
is due this morning. She will keep up
the record Of always having an ocean
steamer in port on holiday, but un-
less there is something wrong there Will
be no steamer here on Christmas day
and the dock hands will have day off
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

fort was made Tuesday to pull the
Glenmorag OF. but the tides were too
low, and the attempt was necessarily
unsuccessful. The captain says that he
considers It a sin that this magnificent
ship should have been allowed to re-
main so long on the sands. The zinita
very nearly went through the same ex-
perience. as her crew had practically
deserted before Captain Burns arrival
on the scene, and had apparently no
idea Of making any effort TO save the
ship. The tug Traveller. which made
the pull on the GlenmOrag Tuesday,
will probably assist on the Sd or 5th in
the second effort to float the vessel.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

A Portland drummer says that the
display Of holiday goods in that city
is one of the largest and most brilliant
ever shown on this part OF the coast.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Captain Burns, Of the Glasgow Sal
wage Company, left for Ilwaco again on
the early boat this morning. He stated
to an Astorian reporter last evening
that by today or tomorrow they would
have three big anchors out, ready to
take advantage OF the next high tide,
which will occure between the Sd and
5th Of December. A preliminary ef-
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

COffee &c. wOodcOck's, GA Conf 81.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26
Mckinley and Good Times!

People who have been boarding away
their money now buying
Warrenton lots
and WarrentOn Park AVAO
At Special Prices
situated on the wss
OF the Warcnon depot ana where wv
people are living be advanced January l. 1891
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

The Portland immigration Bureau is
doing a large amount of good work
towards bringing people to Oregon this
coming season. They are counting on
the aid Of Clatsop county and doubtless
Clatsop will roll up attractions enough
to help the board out materially.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

We offer all our cast iron stoves at
10 per cent below cost. The latest air
tight stoves also on hand at 431 Bond
street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Mr.. E. E. Brodie, assistant keeper
of the Tillamook rock lighthouse, ar
rived in yesterday on a months leave,
after having been off the earth for over
seven months. He left last night for
Portland, where he will root" for the
university boys in the Eugene-M -Multno-
NAH football game today. From Port
land Mr. Brodie will go to Seattle for
a few days, and return to Eugene,
where his parents reside.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Nearly all the schools held Thanks
giving exercises yesterday. Splendid
programs were rendered by the pupils.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Pete Olsen. Tongue Point; Allen Ohm
stead. Rocky Point. Andrew Olsen, Ne
halem. and Andrew Burke, Fort Ste
vens, visited their Astoria friends yes
terday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

The general delivery and carriers
windows at the pOstoffice will be open
today between the hours of 9 to 10 a.
m. and to p. m. The money order
and registry windows will be closed all
day One morning delivery Of mail
will be made in the business district.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Two Alaskan owls, which sought ref
uge on the schooner Carrier Dove 800
miles off the river during the storm Of
a few weeks ago, were on exhibition in
a Commercial street establishment yes
terday. One is pure white and the
other gray, evidently male and female.
The birds are quite large, and the finest
of their kind ever seen in Astoria.
Quite crowd watched them kill and
devour pigeons yesterday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

One Of the truly Thanksgiving Day
acts, and one Of the signs of the times,
is the big turkey dinner spread today
for the dependent ones Of the county
through the hospitality Of Proprietor
whipple. of the Palace Restaurant.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

A large number OF fishing boats are
now on the river catching steelheads for
Wallace Brothers, Kalama. The fish
are shipped fresh to the Eastern mar
ketS.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

A letter was received yesterday stat
ing that Captain Larkins, Of the White
Collar Line reached San Francisco on
the last steamer without a touch OF sea
sickness.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Miss Edith Parker, of Portland, is
spending Thanksgiving with her pa
rents, Capt and Mrs. E. P. Parker.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Don't forget that the Every Monday
Club Of the Presbyterian Church will
give their sale on December 18th.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

AstOrians win give thanks today.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Mrs. Hawbaker. formerly in the
ldressmaking business as Miss Cough,
on I1th street, is again engaged in bust
ness with Mrs. L. D. johnson. on sth
street, where she will no pleased to
meet all of her old customers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

The Young Ladies' Sewing Society of
the Swedish Lutheran church win give
a sociable and auction in the basement
of the church Thanksgiving evening
A short program will be rendered be-
ginning at 7:SQ o'clock.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Don't forget that the Low Price Store
has the only perfect fitting wrappers,
the handsomest line Of jackets and
capes. and is selling them at wholesale
prices. AL Bond street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

DR.. T. L. Ball, dentist Teeth ex-
tracted without pain. Price reasonable.
No. 562 Commercial street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

The notice OF the tea OF the st. Agnes
Guild Of Grace church in yesterday
mornings Astorian is a mistake as the
tea will be discontinued promptly at
O'Clock on account of evening service
in the church at 7;20
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

DR.. Howard's residence is at 525 Com
mercial street, over the Spa" Night
calls promptly attended.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

THREE SIZES OF QUEEN HEAT
ers now in stock and for sale only by
Fisher Brothers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Fancy Eastern apples, new crop raj
sins, nuts, figs, mince meat, etc. Ross,
Higgins & Co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

Superintendent Watts. OF Corey
Brothers. will establish another camp
on the first ten miles OF the railroad
grade today. for the purpose OF rein
forcing the grade from the effects OF
the recent storm.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

At the Gem" today: Mince pies,
pumpkin pies. doughnuts, all home
made. and in New England style-bet-
ter than your mother ever nade-with
clam nectar and other good things.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

It is understood that THE Spanish
Students" will favor Astoria with a
visit in the near future.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

For best cooking wines and brandies
sweet and boiled cider, call at Foard
& Stokes Co.'S.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-26

The work Of sluicing the earth which
recently slid into Grand avenue will
commence tomorrow.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Being Appreciated at Last.

At last women in general are begin
ming to awaken to the beauties OF mo-
hair as a dress stuff. The designers
and modistes for two years have beer
trying their prettiest to force 1t upon
the public, but the public preferred to
learn by experience its value before
succumbing to its charms. Mohalr no
longer means the plain material, Il
comes this season in all manner OF
stripes and small figures. while the
latest novelty shows an open-Tork bar
running through tt. As dashing a
gown of this stuff as has been shown
is made up in wool brown plain mo-
hair. with a bodice decoration OF open
work braid in black and gold and a
yoke of creamy embroidered mousseiine
de sole. The ilaring octagon SKIRT IS
utterly devoid Of decoration and IS
lined with a rustliNg taifeta in soft
black, The blouse bodice has rip
pied basque piped about the edges WIN
3 narrow cord of black satin. broad
! bands Of the braid extend from the
dainty woke, both back ayd front, to the
waist, where it is finished by belt
! OF the same The leg-o'-m"-1on sleeve;
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

They were sitting in the twilight ana
he was explaining how he lost his
money.
"You see, It was this way; IN the
quarter stretch my horse was TWO
lengths ahead, but he gradually loS'
ground till in the home stretch he was
neck and neck with the young fifty
"HN lovely" she exclaimed, inter-
rupting him and moving little closer
How loyely?" he repeated. i don
understand. | had my money on the
horse that was dropping behind.
Eyes, Harry, 1 know: but | was think
ing how perfectly beautiful it must
have been to be neck and neck.
Then he gave protracted sigh, aa-
iusted his position, and there IN the
silence and cleaning they illustrated
in pantomme, a modern racing term.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Another Variety.

what you want to do" said the
man who speaks frankly to Senator
Sorghum, as to branch out and geE out
of the machine phase Of your career
You want to reach up into the heights
and write your name on the roll OF
fame"
81 suppose So" replied the Senator.
THE roll of fame is a good thing to
think about. But when man IS as
busy 60 | have been getting people 5
names on the payroll of the govern
ment he doesn't get time to give 1t the
attention it deserves
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

coat back. An appliguaa design In
velvet forms yes. Vhile along tn.
edge OF the Jacket. extends u narrow
gimp of black jet. Tho sleeves are
pronouncedly small. and Cut in the
regular coat sleeve ashton, with but
little fullness e. the l0p,
With this smart gown is worn a bi.
O. a hat with an oval crown made OF
alternate white and brown satin braid.
Across the front is drapery Of goldeL
brown chiffon and yellow lace With
wide loops to broaden the face effect
A single black plume eleyateS itself a.
the side.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

Grapes are eXCellenL lot lehHneSS,
therefore may be INDUCED in freely,
and in winter small doses of cod liver
oil, commencing with teaspoonful i'm
mediately after a meal, will often assist
materially in producing flesh.
Impure air and overheated rooms are
a fertile source Of wrinkles. The
nerves of the face are deadened by
close and impure air, the fine muscles
lose their tore, the tissue Of the face
shrinks. and these shrnkages become
wrinkles.
When out in the sun the upper part
OF the face should be shielded from
the light. il the sun shines full into
the eyes they will naturally attempt
to protect themselves from the strong
effect of the light by involuntarily
screwing themselves up, which quickly
produces lines.
For the Grows feet" at the corners
of the eyes press the balls Of the second
ard third fingers lightly, but firmly
Just above the eyebrows, bringing the
second finger down the side OF the
eyebrow till 1t meets the cheek. then
transfer the light movement to the
third finger, and continue it around
the edge OF the lower eyelid to the
nose.
Two important points must be at
tended to in dressing infants. They
must neither be loaded with clothes
nor exposed to catch cold. With
young child, to shield it from draught:
and wrap it up comfortably is essen
tial. Over clothing weakens children
and by causing profuse perspiratlor
predisposes them to cold, while cold:
are the beginning OF all kinds OF dis
esaes.
The hair should not be combed reg
uisrly with fine comb. One will
coarse teeth is much better. but ever
this should be sparingiy used, and TIT
| brush more depended on for freeing
the hair from tangles than is the rule
| A fine comb will not only tear ou
hair unnecessarily, but also may iLjlE,
! the scalp. The hair should neves b.
fastened up very tightly a. night tn
more loosely II Is plated RS bester
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
An Erroneous Conclusion.

"Must be awful lot Of birds used
On wimmern's hats nowadays said
Uncle Abner. as he removed his best
suit of clothes.
why, Abner?" asked Aunt Soph-
rome.
wal, they wus Teller in front OF
ne on the train thet was dressed to
kill-short coat, diamond big as a
shellbark hickernat, an plug hat:
an | heard him tell the Teller thet he
was settin' with tibet he'd made over
81, 900 this year skinnin' jays"
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Was Shakespeare n Mason?

~ see there has been considerable
discussion recently as to whether
Shakespeare was a mason
well, | should think that We were
justified by the reports that have come
to us concerning him in believing that
he o6en did the work OF mason
How 500"
"Why, all writer's agree chat he often
went home with "a brick in his hat.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

are full and droop toward the elbow
A 1aring cuff of mousseiine de sole fin
ishes the wrist
A royal purple mohair gown is made
I'D stunningly with cream guipure lace
and plaitings OF black mousseline de
sole. There are sharp. fan-shaped pan
els let into the shirt made of plating
of the mousselne de sole. The bodice
has an oddly cut collarette extending
over the shoulders, covered with the
cream lace and edged with frills OF the
thin black stuff.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

Hare yon written your graduation
essgy?' asked Maud.
Yes" replied Mamie.
"Wasn't it lot Of work.
Just dreadful. First | had to hunt
I'D words that were big enough, and
then ! had to keep looking in the die
tionary to see what they mean, and
honestly, ! began to think l never
would get it finished
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Eecpins Up the Work.

''Have we had a protest from any
one recently?' asked the Sultan, as he
lit fresh cigarette.
mo, your Majesty" replied the CHIEF
Of the file department.
mo nation has deigned to record q
kick?' said the Sultan scowlinS.
None, your Hishness.
Then have some more Armenians
killed at once. ! will not be neglected
in this shameful way
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
How He Proved 1t.

CAS- many as eight burglars got into
ny house last night and | thought
would come and tell you about II"
said young Mr.. Fits. Did you get a
good look at them?' asked the desk
sergeant. Didn't see EN- at all
How the-how do you know how
many there were?" Because they ate
one of my wife's cooking school pies.
No seven men are equal to that job"
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

broideries are not cheap Injuries, and
yet women persist in wearing them.
A dinner dress in pale shot green ana
pink silk, trimmed with frilllngs OF
tho same. white lace, and jeweled pas
sementerie, furnishes pleasing dinner
dress.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Sixteen sOr One.

Fer goodness sake! what BE yer
painten OF the old cow fer, Silas?"
The militia are to have target prac-
tice in the next lot ter day Bill Jones
got sixteen dollars fer COW Of his
they killed last year. Now, I don't
need the old COW, and I do need six
teen dollars. Harper Weekly.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
m for Cattle.

"ht'ts
I the agricultural COM
Phoenix last fall, jusl
l IL of the Experiment
Prof, Gulley says: II
|ld not follow sorghum
alta takes more fron
pa than sorghum bu|
pa in better condition
5 all the food materia|
Fllable. The ROTATED
grain, sorghum, the1
re a number of differ
sorghum, both swee'
ne. The sweet yariet,
ferred by stock. Th'
ally the same compo
md one can grow abou
r acre as he can corr
broadcast or in drills
the stem becomes drJ
1t and will chew 1t al
the sugar 1t contains
raves until after thej
Z stock. Harvestin
de which will reduc
esting to a minimum
| d 1t will not sour 4
|osts too much to han
E turned In the stand
time each day."
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Making Hin 2l.t.fu'.

Sandtora-Wha, al ron say when
ycu told Yer you VIZ, :. .ator IL Tale9
Mertun- Asked In ! "A tpot for the
coaching party fai Ss,IasiIs were acs-
,i1I up. Truth
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Liable to Fracture.

Te-Aad SO yea wish to break OF
oar engagement. long az It is9
.tiae-r 'ie longer ,hiag is, the easiei
Il IA 10 break of. Lie.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
No Rpason for Anxiety.

Does your wife worry about you
when you travel?
Not az all. She knows always buy
accident insurance. Life
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

Pruyn-i suppose, as matter OF tact,
a baby Is really nothing but a little
animal?
popper-Yes; the difficulty is to tell
what kind.
ruyn-What do you mean?
Popper-Weli, I cant just classify
him when he crows one minute and
bellows the next-Puck.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

: Tn Horsv
eyer ;ba says Collie is i
the abdomen Or b0 y
more severe at int.
'c is of two varieties
"a associated. They y
'dlc collie due to soss
On OF the muscular vsll,|
ne other, termed "fatu.|
TO extensive gaseous al
he intestines. Collie NAL
ct errors, such as !,
ihuigesti~|
imperfect masticatios|
ly apt to undergo ii.
nges' as cooked food |
musty hay, wheat 81
IL water, parasites, nj
regular dieting, sudds,
from dry to moist anal
|opious draughts Of eo,a
nal being heated or J..
ng after severe WORK !,
d and damp. torpid h.
els. malignant grovth. 7
ructions, retention 4
vi
zee amounts of food al |
food OF inferior Or Ii.
foreign bodies, as nail,
bowels, driving heatsa /
b deep streams, cajd |
Of cold air, new hay d, 7
antilles of green foed |
ain in damp places AID |
musty, irregular teeth |
Gin fact, anythht
pal to the system.
Spasmodic or Cram
Jet of the disease Is gsr.
Jess sudden. The hora
bdominal pain by lool.
his TANKS, by restless
6 he stops abruptly II
|domen with his lind
VA and rolls about from
er a while he rises and
1 appears to be entireIy
c while, however, ths
and is increased ID
D again pass off fG d
hck progresses these Ia.
become shorter and
Pm may be continuoaS
" there are paroxysus
|Iis suffering from this
Finee the most interss
y themselves down, rolI
jump UP, whirl ahoM,
n, paw or strike wIsA
team and sweat, mall
is to pass their uriul
|ount of water is pass
bis is due to the bladde
Ply emptied: /. e., then
|er to pass. These al
? are almost always II
ymptoms of trouble Il
ladder; in reality thu
be many ways in whici
|sses the presence
to digress slightly, art
|'arers that diseases u
ldneys of the horse alf
E. The stomach and
tied in a thousand III
Re kidneys and bladde
Epts to urinate and fad
enough to warrant u
he case one of "troubN
nor should we, II
fn pinched over th
I kidney disease exist
e on any sound hors
|hjority will be seen
fact, this is rather
tn than disease.
nee the pain q due 4
of the bowels. med
ne spasms are the one
|bd medicine is chlora
10 be given in one
b half pint CT warn
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Costumes for summer Travel.

Summer tours are in progress, ana,
naturally. suitable outfits are in cen
alteration. The old custom q saving
for the travelling expedition Che hall
worn out gown and hat hKs quite
PASSED away, and We now see the
traveller gowned quite rs Jauntlly
for the journey as she would be
for the street. And why not? Peo'
ole who can afford to travel for mere
Measure surely can afford the best
service the train or boat affords, and
such being the case there is no more
tear Of injuring the costume than II
in ones own parlor: and. then, too
shut I'D, as travellers are, for long
time with fellow travellers. 1t Is well
to be SO gowned as to be a pleasant
companion and not a guy in frumpy
gown.
Tho London tail0rs are unquest!on'
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

mllness is somewhat modified and It's
conduct altogether less aggressive. It
slopes gently outward from the hips
Inward the ground, and carries in its
train. or rather want Of train, less
WEIGHT than did its predecessor, the
skirt of yesteryear. Sleeves seen in
newest models from Paris are smaller
and fit tightly to the arm six inches
above the elbow, exhibiting their full
ness only at the top, and sometimes
dispensing with /. there and permitting
plated epaulet to supply the neces-
sary width on the shoulder, without
which ~e have not yet made up ouI
minds that life is possible.
The tulle gown is a charming pos
session, especially for young women
hit It wears badly, calls for a founoa-
tIon of silk or satin, and demands jew,
e;ed embroideries, etc. Jeweled en-,
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
n WOMAN'S CORNER.
.rrRESTING READING FOR
DANES AND DAmSELS.
.,t note. Of tho Modes-h Young
,,av.s Dinucr Dress - Costumes :Sr
s,uer Tra,eJ-A DashinE Gown OF
M0hair.

He most charming
of the new mate
rials is labeled
Canvas" It comes
in such delightful
colors, seeming to
accept with special
grace the soft pink
and the hyacinth
blue. Although the
yoluminous skirt
still obtains, its
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

RIenk;ngton i wonder why
"churchyards yawn," as Shakespeare
ccvs2
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
Whore ue Could Always SEQ It.

Husband-Do you know, my dear.
never get tired OF looking az that pho
tn1raDh of YOU.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
90 Horses.

deal of importan
vice to be careful 4
hat will sell n
OF the old hap has
r in one Of our agr
suggests now th1
4 good deal of bal
cheap service cra
craze and the COZ
the same result
'orthless horses
profitable marx
let us look at
no horse that VI
The heavy dra
will do that, %
n to grade up
ant the so0nef
orse breeding
n complain Of
then we have
ma Farmer.
------. ~ ;s<{fS2
,rs.-Heifers q
town COWS.
bout so thpI
,t nf cowho
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
THE JOkER'S CORNER.
CURRENT WIT AND HUMOP
FOR OUR LEAN READERS.

The New Typewriter Woman-A Bright
Eoy-S Sixteen to 0ne or fIo" Farmer
SeedcorH Settled Il Einancial oues-
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

"But why do you not print card and
deny tne accusatlon: inquired the
politicians wife.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04

az had fight yesterday with the boy
next door,
Eyes, his father called at my office
today about it,
Il hope you came out as we'll as
dii."-Life.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-07-04
But she was skilled

In taking notes,
Bank notes, | mean, as wages.
And often dreamed Of womenS votes
As she wrote off fair pages.
She copied everything with Skill,
Not plagiarism vapd;
She was not fast, say what You VAL,
Though others called ner rapid.
Alas she always dreamed OF space,
Her life one long confinement,
Machine-like, shut in such case
Aud perfect in alignment.
Her young employer felt her charms
Respect his passion holding,
He wished she'd fold him in her arms
! When she was manifolding.
At lasf he said with blushing face,
Come to me, darling Venus,
As lawyers do, lets close thlS case
And share the costs between u.s..
Then, taking his short hand, she
sDrang
TO heights far grander, brighter;
He stopped the Old one with q bang
And got new typewriter.