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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-18

NEWS NOTES AND PERSONALS.
David Evans. Of Kingston. called on
West Side friends last evening.
Mr.. Frank Bryant, Of Division street,
returned yesterday from a visit at
New York city.
Joseph Jeremiah and William Morris
arrived here yesterday from Bucknell
university for the purpose Of spending
the holiday season with their parents.
Rutherford Hadley. Of EyRon street.
Is recovering from his Illness.
burned from a trip to Philadelphia and
Princeton.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Plummer Acker, Of
Bouth Main avenue, have returned from
stay in New York city.
Mrs. William Yohe has returned from
visit in New York city.
John House. of Eynon street, is re-
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sHoRTER PARAGRAPHs or NEWS


The basket ball team Of the Scranton
Athletic club will contest with the
team Of the Turner's at Turner hall to-
night, and a large delegation from here
will be there.
1t will be some time yet. probably the
middle of next week. before the South
Side cars will make In bound trips
over the new bridge. The company is
anxious to get the work done as Quick-
ly as possible. The patrons are anx-
ious for 1t. too, In order to derive the
benefit Of the improved service.
The term Of Alderman Peter Rob-
ling, of the Eleventh ward, expires in
the spring, and he has not made up his
mind whether to stand for reelection
or not.
Only the minor ward offices will be
filled In the Twentieth ward next cleo
tion, and consequently politics IL not
engaging the voters there this time.
Choice cut flowers and mower ,le-
signs at Palmer 4 McDonalds. 5ia
Spruce.
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THEY HAVE NOT WITHDRAWN.

John d. Phillips. Of Academy street.
wishes to say that he Is still in the field
for the Republican nomination for COM
mon council in the Fifth ward. contrary
10 the report that he has withdrawn.
Timothy Jones. candidate for the al
aermanship' Of the ward, alsor wishes
to deny a like report regarding HIM
belf 80
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MARRIED.

DINKELSPIEL-BACHM this city, De-
cember / 1895, by the Rev. DR.. ]. Voorsanger
samuel L DInkelspiel and Beatrice L. Bach
man, both OF San Francisco.
DUFFY-MORRISSEY- this city, November
26, 1885, at holy Cross Church. by the Rev.
Father McGinty. Richard Francis Duffy and
Cecilia A. Morrissey, both of San francisco.
HACKETT-O'DONNE LL-In this city, Decem-
Der 2, 1895 by the Rev. William n. Meserve.
Frank II. Hackett OF Alameda and Ruth M.
Nicholas -O'Donne1 OF San Francisco.
KOCH-PLATZ-In this city. December ], 1895,
by the Rev. Hermann Gehrcke, William f.
Koch and Minnie Platz, both OF San Francisco.
LEWIS-POWERS-In this city, November 20,
1896. by the Rev. Father Keane, Thomas
Lewis ana Christina Powers, both OF San Fran
CISCO
NAYLOR-HILDRETH- this city, Novembe
20. 1898. by the Rev. DR.. w. w. Case, Wibert
w. Naylor and Olive G. Hildreth. both Of san
Francisco.
PRESToN-SANTRY--In this city, December l.,
1895. by the Rev. W. S. Urmy, James Preston
and Mary z Santry, both OF san Francisco.
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no. FOR FIrcHBUka!
TO-DAY TAKE YOUR FAMILY AND
FRIENDS OUT ON THE FITCH
BURG, SAN LEANDRO AND

TO-DAY TAKE YOUR FAMILY AND
FRIENDS OUT ON THE FITCH,
BURG, SAN LEANDRO AND
HAYWARDS LOCAL.
See Southern Pacific Time-Card
THE FIRsT IMPORTANT STOP EAST OF
FHU lT LIB Is The PLACE. EAST
THE PACIFIC COAST.
DIRECT BOATS AND TRAINS FROM FERRY.
loot OF MARKET STREET, To
tITCHBURG STATION IN
FORTY-FIVE MINUTES
Alameda, Berkeley and Fruitvale trains singed
by the Fltchburg scorcher. Haywards electric
cars from Oakland every few minutes
III you are tired of life and want 10 get on the
earth, stay where you People get well, be-
come cheerful contenled and prosperous ia Eitch-
burg.
Fitchburg Is the most promising suburh on the
oirect line OF uptodate public and private inn
provements In the vicinity of Oakland 1t is a
business center by natural location. Its railway
lines now operating, deep-waIer transportation for
freight by Damons line of fast sailing vessels on
Oakland harbor, and the excellent county roads
leading TO 1t, are incontestbe proofs 1t Is regu-
larry laid out into blocks and lots bounded by vida
avenue trees, cypress hedges and evergreen groves
NOW Is THE TIME TO BUY.
For home while cheap; for speculation 4
rising market; for turn be first for investmeus
now. and hold on No city taxes 10 pay; no street
Improvements to make Water supply from 8
Town at cheaper rates and on easier payments than
can be bought in many OF the olestreeG tracts IN
an inaccessible bayfield,.
Lots 20 and 81 feet front by 100 to 200 feet deep
10 parallel street: double frontage. Terms 10 per
cent cash; deferred pay in easy insEaIimenLs
lille perfect
w. +. MCCLURE, IL Montgomery St. 8 e.
IHAD. s. FITCH. Fitchbure.
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lIRTHS-M MARRIAGES DEATHS.

BORN.
BECKER-In this city, November 13, 1895, to
the wife of ]. p. Becker, daughter
EHRENWARTH-In this city, December q
1885, to the wife of NJ Ehrenwarth daughter.
HELMORE-In Ogd en-. Utah, December 2, 1895,
to the wife of Paul Helmore, SON
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CITY REAL EsrATE.


N H. UMBSEN q CO., REA ESTATE
and saiesroom Ia Montgomery st., near Market.
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Led.
Kelley, Maria
Kelly, William J.
Ma1uira- .Iauaa

ADAMS-In this city, December g.. 1898 VII
liam beloved husband OF Maggie Adams n a.
tive of San Francisco. aged so years months
and days.
BIANCHI-In this city. December q 1895
Eugenfo, beloved son of Eugenio and Emily
Bianchf a native of san Francisco, aged 4
months and 13 days.
fnlly invited 70 attend the funeral THIS DAY
friday, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. from the par
Tors of the California Undertaking Company, l23
Stockton street. corner OF Geary. Interment
private
BARRICKLO-In this city December 8, 1895.
Mrs Mary A., beloved mother of James r.
John J. and Elmer ]. Barrickio daughter OF
James and Mary Ruddock and sister OF j. w.
]. c.. A. j.. @. T., p. II. and the late B. ]. Rud-
dock, native of Mallow, Ireland aged 40 years
and month";. rStockton and Sonora (Csi.) pa
pers please copy.
H8 Friends and acouaintauces are resusc.
fHlly invited to attend the funeral TOMORROW
Saturday, at $3.50 o'clock A. NJ from her late
residence, zoe Ellis street, thence to st Mary's
Ca hedral where soemn requiem mass will be
celebrated for the repose of her soul Inter
menL Mount Calvary Cemetery.
BECHERAS-In this CITY, December 3, 1893
Bernard NJ, beloved son OF Marius and Lucy
Becheras native Of California, aged years
months and days
BEHLMER-In this city, December 2 1895,
Herman H. beloved husband OF Meta Benlmer,
aud father Of Mrs II. Fahsei, Mrs +. Deranthal
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JNO. A. RUSSELL, Clerk.

PROPOSALS FOR SUPPLIES FOR VETER-
j. ans II ONE association Notice is hereby
given that sealed proposals will be received by the
board of directors of the Veterans Home Associa-
ton al its Office room -, 800 Sansome street,
San Francisco, California, up to 10 O'clock A. NJ.
Saturday, December 10, 1895, and opened imme-
diately thereafter in the presence of bidders for
furnishing and delivering quartermaster and COM
missary supplies for the Veterans Home Napa
County, California (rairoad station, Yountyille)
for The six months commencing January i. 1897,
and ending June 30, 1897. Schedules with infor-
nation and instructions for submitting DIS, will
be furnished upon application by The undersigned.
Bidders will carefully follow the conditions of
these schedules, and no bid Will be considered un-
less 1t Is in accordance with such sch dulles Each
bidder must accompany his bid with a certified
en-, OK upon some weIl-known and responsible
clearinghouse FOR at least 10 per cent of the
amount OF his bid payable to ]. G. Currier treas
urer, conditioned that the bidder will enter into
good and valid contract upon notice of acceptance
as required by law. The board reserves the right
to reject any or all bids and to order any quantity
over under the amount specified.
Address ]. ]. SCOVILLE. Secretary Veterans
Home Association room Is. 800 Sansome ST.
San Francisco, California BY order of the board
OF directors. j. j. SCuVIi-LE, Secrei airy. (
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TUsT COMPLETED
Choice modern bay-window cottage on the NV.
cor Of 22d and Sanchez sts For terme, etc., apply
of KING d McNALLY, $50 Market ST.
SUBSTANTIAL MODERN HOUSES BUILT;
- S160to 1915 room; parties contemplating
building invited to call and see plans l49 Mission
q. OUO COTTAGE ROOMS IN BEk-
40 1OOV. kelley; lot 4Ux130: SO monthly.
S1OOO-Corner lOOxl 100; $50 down Sis monthly
$400-Lot 40x12U: S26 down: $25 monthly.
$b00-Half acre mill land; $40 monthly.
CHAS A. BAILEY 20 Montgomery st
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STORAGE.


TORAGE-CH EAPEST IN THE CITY; FIRE
y proof building; advances made. 2ll Larkin.
RuKNTTURE, PIANOS, TRUNKS; AD-
L vances, shipping. CHAS. I. TAYLok.20A Posi-
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PHYSICIANS.

nR. c. @. ODOHNELL, 1905 MARKET, COR
~ Golden Gate av; diseases OF women specially
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PnOToGRAPHERs SUPPLIES.

DOUGHT YOUR CAMERA? SEE THE LAT
ID est AZ l24 Geary ST California Camera Co.
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rrRSONALS.
Get WELL FOR CHRISTMAS,

DR.. Smiths baths and electric treatments
quickly purify the blood; never fail to cure Rheu-
matism Neuralgia, lex and Nervous Headaches.
Dyspepsia, Chronic Catarrh female and nervous
diseases. Consultation free. Write for particu-
lars Sanitarium, established 40 years, 1913
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OAKLAND ADVERTISEMENTS
OFFICE-oOs BROADWAY.
OAKLAND REAL ESTATE.

GTS LOTS AND UPWARD; BUY NOW
I'D . ~ when You can; but few OTIS left in the
Allendale tract, situate in Fruitvale adjoining
East Oakland; this is the only choice property
now being offered In this tate at such low prices
one will shortly go th rougn this tract; grand
view: rare site for a home: drainage perfect:
street all graded: some macadamized; homes
now here and others being built: terms. SIS cash,
So monthly. 46S Ninth ST., Oakland Ii. 2.
JONES owner.
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AT AUCTION.
AT AUCTION

We will sell at auction by order of the Superior
Court the property of the estate of Cynthia Anna
Jaquith, deceased, at our saesroom, at IL O'Clock
NJ, Monday, December z, 1895, property situated
at the NV. cor. OF Waller and Devisadero sts
substantial 2-stery attic and basement dwelling
house OF rooms and bath; brick foundation: all
modern improvements: uice garden. lot Aux l0O
further particulars can be had at our office.
G. II. UMBSEN g. CO, IA Montgomery st.
WANTED-AT ONCE NICE, CLEAN COT.
w iages and flats. SPECK & CO.. 602 Market
q. Os300 WIEL- BUILD FIRST CLASS
DAZUO Groom 2story dwelling; porcelain
lined bath-tub; tile sink; all other firs.-c ass
plumbing; wooden nantes; gas fixtures. etc
complete, ready for occupancy. $1,000 for 7-room
and 8 rooms call and examine plans and specif-
cations ETC.; same submitted for any kind of
building; best of references. Donds, etc w. W.
REDNALL, builder. 2sl2 Market st., bet. Thir-
teenth and Fourteenth.
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WE ARE SELLING THAT SPLENDID NUT
w orchard of the Ha,ch-Armstrong Nut and
Fruit Company: 20acre lots, all full bearing trees;
don't fail to inquire about this.
bOVEE, TOY d. SONNTAG,
80 Montgomery st.
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A lO-ACRE PRUNE oRCHARD; ON LEVEL
~ rich bottom land fronting ON Alameda Greek,
in Alameda County a rich and rare Offering.
BOVEE, TOY IL SONNTAG,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
THE FAIR, FAT CYCLlST.
She Was Very Heavy, but the Fact Did
Not Feaze Uncle Eph.

MOI Foaze Uncle Epus
An athletic old colored man, who in his
youth was employed in a sugar refinery in
New Orleans, is now helper in bicycle
store up town.
When he is not otherwise employed, it is
his duty to give beginners their first les
sons. The school of instruction is in the
street, and almost every evening Uncle
Eph may be seen steadying the wheel for
some uncertain novice. The work is not
easy, and only very powerful fellow
could stand it so we'll as the aged but well
preserved darby does.
The other day there came new pupil to
the bicycle store 1t was a lady past 40,
still quite fair, but undeniably fat. She
stated her case very diffidently; said she
thought she was past the bicycle riding
age and that she feared she would never
succeed in mastering the wheel, but the
family doctor had prescribed a bicycle. So
there she was.
1t was Uncle Eph who was assigned to
give her her first lesson. No cavalier could
have been more gallant. He showed her
how to mount and what to do with her
hands and feet. Then for one hard work
ing hour the mighty old Hercules kept that
wheel upright, to the admiration of the
streetful Of people who saw him.
After the lesson was over the pupil thank
ed him profusely. "I'm SO heavy" she
said alphabetically, land you held me ur
the whole time. I'm afraid must have
tired you dreadfullyP
claw, ma'am," said Uncle Eph, 81
amt bit tired. You see, useter wuk In
New Orleans, an got use ter totin barrels
of sugar New York Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14

the delicate organs that are the most import
ant parts of her physical makeup, she will
soon be a healthy, aniable helpmate, in
stead of a burden to the partner of her Joys
and SORROWS No women who suffers from
weakness and disease of the distinctly wo-
manly organism can be good, helpful wife
to an ambitious man. 1t is easy to keep
these organs healthy and vigorous
The most wonderful medicine for women
is DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. 1t
acts directly on the organs that make her a
woman. 1t cures all weakness and disease
1t allays Inflammation, soothes pain, and
permits the tortured nerves to resume their
natural condition. 1t stops all weakening
drains and the woman who has hitherto
been nervous, weak and fretful becomes
robust, helpful and happy Thousands of
happy women, who were once pain tortured
and miserable, testify to its virtues. All
good druggists sell it.
~ write you these few lines to let YOU know
the good your Favorte Prescription did my
wife, writes Dennis H. Connelly Esq, of Clear
Water, Wright Co., Mimi. Previous to mother
own work until she took two bottles of Favorite
Prescription She took her Doctors medicine
but it did her no good. Your medicine is the
best my wife ever had"
Have you good reliable medical book
in the house? There ought to be one in
every family IN the world. VI all the med
ical books published there is not one SO
comprehensive and reliable as DR.. Pierce
Common Sense Medical Adviser In all its
1908 pages there is not one sentence that
may not be readily understood. No ply
stefan in the world has been greater bene-
factor than has DR.. Pierce. The best he
knows is in this book. 1t is illustrated with
over 900 plates and drawings 1t talks about
hundreds of ailments and tells you how to
cure them. You may have this book for the
cost of mailing it. If you want the book
in paper covers send 81 one-cent stamps,
to cover the cost of mailing only. For cloth
cover send 81 stamps. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association. Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
You Had a Friend

About to visit some section of country
where malarial disease, either in the form
of ohills and fever or bilious remittent
WAS particularly rife, what would be
about the best advise that you could give
him. We will tell you-to carry along or
procure on arriving, that potent medi-
cinal safeguard, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, known throughout malaria plagued
regions, here and in other countries, as
the surest means of disarming the MAS.
matic scourag, and robbing it of it's fell
destructive influence. Not only does it
fortify the system by increasing it's
stamina, but overcomes irregularity of
digestion, the liver and the bowels, and
counteracts the unfavorable effects of
ovsr-exertion, bodily and mental, ex-
posure in rough weather, or occupation
too sedentary or laborions, loss of appe-
tite and excessive nervousness. The
functions of alimentation, bilious score
ton and sleep have in it most powerful
and reliable auxiliary.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14

watch for the frat symptom of the dis
observation-disclosures. If Chambarlain's Cough
Remedy is given as soon as the child be-
comes hoarse it will prevent the attack.
Even after the croupy cough has appear
ed the attack can always be prevented by
giving this remedy. 1t is also invaluable
for colds and whooping cough. For sale
by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
Very Different.

He fixed steely glare on the grocer and
began:
II bought chicken of you, after asking
you if it was q spring chicken and being
informed by you that it was 1t was SO
tough that it turned the edge Of the cary
ing knife. :"
~ did not tell you it was spring chick
en-, said the grocer. "You picked the fowl
up and asked me if that was what called
spring chicken, and said it was what
called spring chicken. If you had asked
me direct if it really was spring chicken,
of course my devotion to truth would have
compelled me to admit that it was nothing
of the kind. "-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
An Omen Analysed.

"Does yoh rely b'lieye," said Pickanin-
ny Jim, "dat it's lucky ter git de lef' hin
foot OBJ er rabbitP''
sit all ponds on de circumstantials,
chile" was the reply.
'Yoh means on how yoh gifts it,"
"Dat's it. Eff somebody GIBBS yer dc lef'
hin foot an keeps de res'er de rabbit his
self, tain no luck tall. But eff yoh comes
erway wifi hin foot, rabbit an all, hits Ell
sho sign dah's or good dinner comm tel
yer. Washington Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
Saha-csa Is Perfectly Safe Remedy TO Use,
REPORT BY THE DISTINGUISHED CHEMIST,
PROF. HENRY A. MOTT, PH.D., LID, ETC.,

REPORT BY THE DISTINGUISHED CHEMIST,
PROF. HENRY A. MOTT, PH.D., LID, ETC.,
) =, Fellow Of the London Chemical Society,
Member OF the American Chemical Society,
( Chemist of the Medico Legal Society.
Author OF numerous scientific works on Food,
{ Ventilation, Chemistry, etc.
! NEW YORK, October 22, 1905.
Pursuant to request have ex-
) arnlned the preparation known as
) SALvA-CEA and find the same to be
! composed of perfectly harmless and
{ etfcient medicinal constituents, prin-
{ clpally of vegetable origin. Chemical
: analysis demonstrates the entire
) absence of any metallic poison, such
} as lead, mercury, arsenic, copper,
! etc., or their salts, as also the entire
I absence of any alkaloid, such as
: morphine (opium), strychnine, etc.
1t is not the office of the chemist
} to point out the medicinal applica-
I bllity OF any preparation, still, know
{ ing the nature of the constituent
( elements which compose SALvA.c EA,
) can say that the properties of the
} same are SO we'll defined that | am
{ justified in saying it should accom-
pllsh the work for which it is
{ recommended.
have the honor to sign myself,
Yours respectfully,
I HENRY A. MORT, PHI. D., IL. D."
) SALvA-cEA is a positive remedy
Tor piles, colds-especially cold in
the head-all skin irritations and
chafngs. 1t is antiseptic and ano-
dyne.
Two sizes, IS and 50 cents per box.
At druggists, or by mail
For aeeb-seatea pain and rheumatism ffhe
JOINTS use Sal0a-eed, Extra Strong"
Sold in Tins at Is cents each.
THE BRANDRETH Co., az Canal ST.. NY.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14

The Darlington, Wis, Journal says edi-
torially of a popular patent medicine:
"We know from experience that Cham
berlain's Colo, Cholera and Diarrhes
Remedy is all that is claimed for it, as on
two occasions it stopped excrutiating
pains and possibly saved us from an un-
timely grave. We would not rest easy
over night without it in the house," This
remedy undoubtedly saves more pain and
suffering than any other medicine in the
world. Every family should keep it in
the house, for It is sure to be needed
sooner or later. For sale by all drug
gists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
Came Back.

With scornful curl Of his lip, the young
husband laid his cane violently across his
wife's boomers.
They were stretched over clothesline
in the back yard.
He was busting them.
He struck them another violent blow.
They flew back and hit him in the eye.
"Bloomerang!" was all he said.-Chi'
cago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS

Trains No. and 2 carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTz,. Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Rank
Building. ~
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CAUSE AND EFFECT.

An admirer of the Texas girl gives as a
reason of the beautiful complexion she
has is that she jumps on the back of q
broncho and takes rs mile ride each
morning before breakf fast, when a Boston
drummer chips in saying: Why that is
nothing. Our Boston beauties think
nothing of jumping on the back ola cod
and taking 40 mile ride around the bay
every morning, and her complexion can't
be beat. The Texas man was dumb
founded, but remarked, we'll that explains
the peculiar smell of the cod then.
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sUNBEAMs.

SPRINGTIME IN LOFELYVILLE.
Mr.. Isolate-Isit not ten days, now, that
we have had the new cook, dear!
Mrs. Isolate-Yes, Ferdinand; and
think we can keep her until Summer
have hidden her rubbers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-14

A shipowner in Leith announced his in
tention to a friend that while visiting the
Holy Land he would read tho Ten Com
mandments aloud from the top of Mount
Sinai.
! "Jamie," said his friend, "tak' my ad-
vice. Bide at hame and keep Them"
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A Plea For Clemency,

Burglar latter receiving SENTENCED
Please, your worship, couldn't you let me
start serving my time three months hencei
Magistrate-Why?
Burglar-It would mean heavy loss
just now, as we are in the height of the
season. Tit Bits. ~
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This Ia Your Opportunitv.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
q generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits Of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
Sc Warren St., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr.. of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Elys Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize his statement, at is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed
Rev. Francis w. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price. so cents.