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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
she Pope,s CurIs..

A pious American devotee has present.
ell the Pope with chair Of solid sijy,,
probably the only one in the world. mud
comparable in richness and value with
the golden throne Of Mshlnoud, fasl,ioued
out Of the spoil OF Somnauth, itself finally
tho spoil of other conquest. east again
into coins and scattered sgain broadcast
upon the world. The collection of cbsi,s
occupied by the ponti6cate since thu
days of Peter, II it could be restored
eonld be one of the most surprisin, dis.
plays OF furniture ever dreamed of. Vol.
iairc iells OF one brought out of the eas,
Ieweled and ensmeled With strange unde.
cipherablc Inscriptions running arou,d II
me B" garland, found at last to he Trans.
'sted INTO The declaration that There ia
no c"d but allah, and Mohammpd = the
prophet a good many pontiTs hsvs
SAL down, one after another, upon hi,
inscription. thinking il only conye,.
tlonai border or device; bat after its i'm.
port VAS found ont the a;lirma,iops nm
the CHAR and its incumbent were dis.
covered to be inbarnonious, the for.
'hpr was abandoned, disappearing as
completely and finally AS the seven.
winged cup OF lmasherd or the isveIed
sword Of Arthur
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Natures Signs.

Diseases that are readily oommuni-
Gated or transmitted show themselves in
the face Leprosy, epilepsy and various
constitutional or blood diseases make
their presence known most clearly and
Enthusiastically. This is one Of natures
methods for protecting the pure against
the impure.
The habitual drunkard, the debauchee
and the unclean carry signs that all may
read and understand. These victims Of
disorders of mind and body would OBJ
ject to wearing placard on their backs
telling what ails them, yet are compelled
to go about with the hideous truth writ
ten i'll their faces where all may see it.
Wrinkled bIows, sunken eyes, droop-
ing life lines, pale or sallow complexion,
dizziness of the eyes, breathing Though
the mouth, decay Of teeth, offonsiveness
of the breath, sunken cheeks, dark rings
or puffy patches under the eyes, crooked
or sunken nose, mouth drawn to one
side. watery eyes, red nose and many
other face marks are each and every one
a sign Of disease or defect. -Pittsburg
Commercial Gazette.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
useIesa Forehodines.

"What vast proportion Of our lives
is spent in anxious and useless forebod-
ings concerning the future-either our
own or that OF our dear ones! Present
joys, present blessings slip by, and we
miss half their sweet flavor, and all for
want of faith in him who provides for
the tiniest insect in the sunbeam. Oh,
when shall we learn the sweet trust in
God that our children teach us-we,
who are so mutable, so faulty, so irrita-
BILE, so unjust and he, who is so watch
full, SO pitiful, so loving, so forgivingi
Why cannot we, slipping our hand into
his each day. walk trustingly over that
days appointed path, thorny or fiowery,
crooked or straight. knowing that even
ing will bring rs sleep, peace and
home?'-Phillips Brooks.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Both Names Changed.

A good story is told of an English
family living in Norfolk county who
possessed the euphonious name of
Bug" As that term in England is
never mentioned in polite society and
signifies a minute insect noted for it's
power Of jumping, the family of that
name did not appreciate its uniqueness.
Upon coming into possession of some
money, they at once petitioned TO have
it changed to Howard Their request
was granted; but, alas for them, the
bugs of that portion of the country were
benceforth known by the more refined
title Of the Norfolk Howards.'
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Old Parish Registers.

A vicar, John Printer of Wole, is &C.
cused in 1884 of having got so drunk
"at Tavcrne in London, being the
howse and signe of the Swami in old
Fysh Street." that he had TO be carried
to his Lodginge, or some other conven-
lent place, the) being SO dronck, not
liable hym-sealf to goo," that is walk.
He is also charged with being "a com
mon player at Bowles in the churchyard
Of Worle this own parish), and COM
mon haunter of Tavernes, alehouses,
Bearbeatinge tbaiting) and Bul-beat-
tnge, yea, upon the Sabbaoth daies, and
an usual plaier ut Tables (backgammon)
& Cardes in the ale houses and Tav-
ernes.''
On Sept. 20. 1921, John Brock of
Dundry is presented.
For usuallie playing Of the fines and
cudgills in the churchyard theare ON
Sabbaoth daies and hole daies, as
namelie hee, with others, did soc upon
St. Marke's dale past, and being re-
proved by the churchwarden for the
same, hee gaue him froward answer,
sayinge, wee are at exercise to doe the
kings service, & you will not suffer us,
but the whites. You cut your neighhors
Threats.
"That on Sonndaie, Julij, & ON
Sonndaie "a Junij ult., hee, Arthur
Payton, and Edward Ward, tayler, did
daunce in the churchyard thereof" and
Richard Hulvord played upon his in
strument to those that usuallie daunce
in the churchyard theare. Academy.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
He SHOCKED THE PARSOs.
AZ Least His Embarrassment Led
Them 80 Believe Ile DID.

"You must be on your good behavior
this evening, George, for the minister is
to take dinner with u.s." said Hyatts-
vile lady to her worser half, as he got
home from his Office in the city last
Thursday.
What have you for dinner" queried
the husband.
"Well, | know he is fond OF fish, 90
bought quite a string of swa'l river fish,
and several larger ones from the dam. Z"
I'm not much at doing the honors
when We have minister at tie table, -
said George; "but | guess We can get
throug with 1t alright"
Half an honr later they were seated at
the table, and blessing had been asked
by the minister. What followed is des.
cribed i'm the Washington Star. A little
ly nervously, the head Of the house
began dishing out the vegetables, and
turning to the guest, said
"Will you have some OF the little river
fish or would you prefer some of the dam
big fish,"
The warning kick frGm under the table
from his wife was unnecessary. He
knew he had Numbered. and cold beads
OF perspiration started out on hls fore
head.
II mean"-trying to repair the error
will you try some OF the dam river fish,
or some Of the big fish?''
Worse, and more OF it! His daughter
slyly pulled his coat tail, to bring him to
his senses.
That is, would you like some OF the
river fish, or some Of the other dam fish 90
The deep carnation spreading over the
good lady's face didn't mend matters a
bit, and with gasp he plunged in once
more.
"Ahem Which of tine dam fish do
you prefer, anyway"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
A MINERS REMARKABLE DISCOVERY.
Found wealth and Brother whom
ne Had Not Previously seen.

Among the passengers who arrived
from Seattle on the steamer Umatills
Thursday night was Winslow Hall, a
mining man. who recently sold the Silver
King mine of British Columbia for ST.
100000. The old gentleman has had an
adventurous career, and only few days
ago he discovered brother whom he
had never seen before in his life.
The brother is A. l.. Hall, first officer
OF the Umatills, says the San Francisco
Examiner. While the steamer was lying
at Seattle a wbite-haired stranger ap.
preached the mate, and, laying hand
on his shoulder. az ked him how he wac.
II am pretty WE'LL" said Hall. "How
are you?'
You don't know me- said the other.
III am your brother Wlnslow."
The mate was somewhat astonisbed.
Winslow had left home 10 Camden, Me-,
thirteen years before his brother was born.
The family heard from the wanderer oc-
cassionally, but when the mate left home
to become sailor no word had been re.
ceived from the eldest brother for many
years, and he was mourned as dead.
Winslow came to California in 1854
and went to the mines. He remained in
the state, meeting with all kinds OF luck
for ten years, until the Frazier River ex
element broke ont. He was one OF an
expedition of eighty men which started
from Dallas to fight their way through the
country Of the Yakima Indians. They
had to fight every inch OF the way With
the redskins, and when they reached
their destination twenty-five men were
missing.
Hall remained in and about the conn
try for nearly twenty years, and finally
drifted into the district of Nelson, B. G..
He had made money, and managed to
keep some OF it. In 1885 he discovered
the Silver King niue, and it found his
fortune. When Scotch syndicate sent
an expert to look over his mine he dealt
with the parties directly He made a
run over to Scotland, and there consum-
mated the sale. With a million and q
half he determined to retire and ascertain
what relatives, II any, he had left He
found brother and sister in Washington,
and through them learned OF his younger
brother on the Umatills.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
The Wander. OF Smelling.

James Mitchell, who died in or about
1888, in tho county Of Marin, in Scut-
land, and was born blind on Nov IL,
1895, recognized. says The World of
Wonders, different persons by smelling.
The famous Mr. Boylc mentions blind
man at Utrecht who could distinguish
different metals by the different o6ors,
and Martials records the case Of q PER-
son named Mamurra who could tell by
smelling whether copper was true Cor
intbian or not. Indian travellers have
recorded that certain natives who habit
ually abstaihed from animal food have
a sense of smelling which is so exquis-
itely delicate that they can tell from
which well vessel of water has been
obtained. 1t has been related that by
smell alone the negroes Of the Antilles
will detect the footsteps of Frenchmen
from those of a negro. Marco Marci has
left an account of monk at Prague who
could tell by smelling anything given TO
him who had last handled it. The guides
who accompany travellers in the route
from Aleppo to Babylon will tell by
smelling the desert sand how near they
are to the latter place.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Disasters to Swallows.

Although swallows are such wonder
fully quick sighted birds.and can change
the direction Of their flight with amaz-
ing rapidity and ease, it occasionally
happens that they either do not perceive
the danger lying in their path or are not
quick enough to avert it, for have once
or twice, while fly fishing for trout, ac-
cidentally knocked down and stunned a
swallow. Several instances have also
been recorded Of the poor bird being
struck and killed by golf balls, and in
one case at least even by cricket ball.
Petrels and other sea birds have been
known to collide while in midair and
drop into passing boats. Wild ducks are
occasionally picked up Gu board ships
that have been lying at anchor all night
in some of our large rivers and estuaries.
They strike the rigging or tunnels dur
ing their nocturnal flights, and as many
as five were found one morning Oh the
deck of vessel lying at the mouth Of
the Thames. --Cornhill Magazine.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Ancient Hearts.

The transfer of Kosciusko's heart to
the castle at Rapperswill, Switzerland,
recalls many stories of the crusaders,
who, dying in the Holy Land, sent their
hearts to friends at home. SO afterwarl
Sir Robert Peckbam died ont Of Eng
land in 1856, but his heart was not
buried until 1869. The heart of John
Ballot was embalmed by his widow s
desire and inclosed in an ivory casket
enameled with silver. And she, the low
ing Devorgilla, placed this casket on
her table every day at mealtime and
ordered it put on her own heart when
she was borne to the tomb. Then there
is the heart Of the Bruce, dear to elocu-
tionists and stump speakers. For strange
tales about hearts see the "Lives Of the
Troubadours. and that dreadful story
by Barley D'Aurevilly, "At a Dinner
Of Atheists Boston Journal.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Young, inexperienced and Ratified.

A young typewriter had just been
hired by prominent lawyer. She had
never done regular work before, and
was somewhat nervous.
The lawyer settled himself back in
his chair and began debating from mind
brief. He had pegged away about five
minutes when the girl stopped, with a
mortified look ON her face.
What's the matter?'' asked the law
yer.
Would you mind saying that all
over again." the girl asked. with eyes
full of tears.
why"
81 forgot to put any paper in the ma
chine l"-Syracuse Post.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

The war feeling appears to be subsid-
ing. A furry in stocks and the assertion
that the country owes England e., 0OO, 900
has alarmed Wall street and the mer-
chants and bankers in the big cities on
the Atlantic seaboard. Well, what of it ?
Il would be the creditor class that would
suffer the most from war and they are
the best conditioned to stand it. Besides,
IT we are to believe in statistics, there is
no nation on earth better able to owe
such sum, for We can show about $40
OF tangible, gilt-edged assets for every
dollar We are in debt to the pudgy chop
keeper. Moreover, the thrifty Mr.. Bull
did not lend us this sum from motives of
philanthropy. He did not offer it to US
rs token that he had graciously forgot
ten Yorktown and New Orleans. This
debt consists OF investments into which
Uncle Bull deliberately entered for the
purpose of increasing the corpulency OF
his capacious pocketbook. His covetous
eyes detected good thing in American
enterprises and he poured his shekels into
them. He is not going to withdraw his
investments because his pride is touched
for when it comes to question between
pride and purse John Bull generally
pockets his pride. And il he has nothing
to gain and much to loose by war over
a question in which his standing is the
subject of extreme doubt, he win prob.
ably decide that he doesa't care to play
any more in our Venezuelan back yard.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

at Port Townsend on Christmas night in
tow Of the steamer Mineola. Grave fears
are now entertained for the Australian
steamship Miowera, which bad the
strathnevis in tow for five DAYS, but was
forced to give her up in gale after the
parting of two steel hawsers. The owners
Of the Mineola have libeled the Strath-
nevis, claiming $3.50, 900 for the services
rendered. The value OF the steamer and
cargo is estimated at $4,000.
The Venezuelan commission has been
completed and consists of Ex-Ministers
Lincoln and Phelps and Justice Brewer
of the Supreme court.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
what They say OF us.
A FINE CHRISTMAS NUMBER.

FINE CHRISTMAS NUMBER.
Seattle Trade Register: The Yakima
HERALD issued a fine Christmas number
last week, printed on pink paper, with il
Illustrations and special articles.
FULL OF GOOD READING.
Prosser american The Christmas
number OF the Yakima HERALD was an
eight page. souvenir edition, printed on
tinted paper, handsomely gotten up and
as full of good, interesting reading as a
Christmas turkey is Of dressing. Editor
Reed is one of the ablest editors and
writers in the state, and each issue OF
The HERALD displays his ability and his
determination to give his subscribers
their moneys worth.
CONSERVATION FROM WHITMAN COUNTY.
Colfax Commoner: The Yakima HER
AID issued fine Christmas number.
CREDIT TO NORTH YAKIMA.
Pasco NeWs. The Yakima HERALD's
Christmas edition was a credit to that
wide-awake town, and also displayed the
enterprise Of the publishers.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Not a few who real what Mr.. Rober,
ROWS, of Hollands, Va, has 10 say
below, willremember their own experience
under like circumstances Last winter
had la grippe which left me in n low
state of health. tried numerous rem.
edies, none of which done me any good
until / was induced to try a bottle oI
Chsmherlain's Cough Remedy. was
enabled to attend to my work, and the
second bottle effected a cure" For sale
at so cents per bottle by Janeek's Phar
macy.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Personal Beauty.

IL either man or woman would realize
the full power of personal beauty, it
must be by cherishing noble thoughts
and hopes and purposes; by having
something to do and something to live
for that is worthy of humanity. and
which, by expanding the capacities Of
the soul, gives expansion and symmetry
to the body which contains it.-Upham.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Two Views of Life.

"We must accept the theory of eter-
nal life, says the pessimist. because
we can explain the present existence
upon no other theory than that it is a
punishment for sins committed in a
previous state
And /, says the optimist. accept
the theory Of eternal life because il
seems to me reasonable to expect a
chance in a future state TO correct the
blunders commit in this one. Chi
cago Times Herald.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Ellensburg Capital: A Spokane paper
says the Populists will hold their state
convention either at Yakima or Ellens-
burg. Let them 90 to Yakima by all
means. Hops are bringing only cents
a pound there and they can howl calam-
ity in that town to their hearts content,
but spare, 0 spare US. from such vista.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

For pain in the chest piece of fau-
mel dampened with Chamberlain Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat Of the
pain, and another on the back between
the shoulders, will afford prompt relief
This is especially valuable in cases where
the pain is caused by n cold and there is
a tendency toward pneumonia. For sale
by JAneck's Pharmacy
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
= 90
IJ 90
french ran.y waters.

These waters are the the relief and cure
Of painful and irregular menses, and will
remove all distractions. no matter what
the cause, and are sure and safe every
time. Manufactured by Emerson Drug
Co., San Jose, Cal, and for sale bv North
Yakima Drug Store, NJ. u. Mercer, Pro-
prietor, Terry building, First street, sole
agent
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Nc0Ich Icon 8niY.

London Sketch: Jeems is going to
some grand function IT'S time We
were washin' yersei', Jeems."
"Wasiiin' masei! Dod, wumman, it's
no ten minutes SIN the barber shaved
mel"
"But We cann' gang 70 sic grand sar-
monte wi hands like that"
Fat needs wash my ha1ds sin I'm
gsen t. have gloves on2"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

An authority on hypnotism says that
hysterical persons are very difficult TO
influence. They are SO welded to their
own fancies-mental and physical-that
they prove very obstinate hypnotic pa
tients. Even if an influence is gained, it
passes OF very quickly.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Very Important.

). T. Stevenson, Prosser Z. o., pos.
scssed farm at Prosser and Was heard
of the last time about 10 years ago. Who
can give me information where he might
be o: what become OF him. Please oblise
his brother, A. ScnwESsoN,
SGT SO Walton Place, Chicago, Ill.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

The morality Of clean blood ought to
be one of the first lessons taught us by
our pastors and teachers, The physical
is the substratum of the spiritual. and
this fact ought to give to the food we
eat and the air we breathe transcend
ent significance. -Tyndale.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Old Friend-Hellol So You are in
trade, now, CHI? Why did yon retire
from literature?
De Writer--Got hungry. New York
Weekly.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Real merit Of any kind cannot be long
concealed. 1t will be discovered, and
nothing can depreciate it but man 8
exhibiting it himself 1t may not al
ways be rewarded as it ought. but it
will always be known. -Chesterfeld.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

II man has any brains at all, Lot
him hold on to his calling. and in the
grand sweep of things his turn will
come at last. w. Mcclure.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria-
When she became Miss, she chung 20 Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Casto.;
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

In Spain Christmas eve is called
"noche buena, or 1.-THE good night. "
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Raxerence For Christ.

Many persons who would not avow
themselves Christians express admira-
ton and reverence for Christ.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

J. ID. Cornett Cashier of the above named
bank, do solemnly swear that the above state
ment is true to the best of my knowledge aud be-
| lief j. ID. CORNETT Cashier
Subscribed and sworn 10 before me this nth
lay OF Dee, 1893. q. A. FEcHrEn
Notary Public for the State OF Washington re-
siding at North Yakima, Wash.
Correct-Attest:
lsEALI W. l. ENCE.l
p. A. POUNDS Directors.
JOS BARrHoLET SR>
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Plymouth Rock tockreis Tor sale cheap
E. J Jaeger. Zillah, wash. 46,4t
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

A good navy blue flannel overshrt at
the Stai for 81 rs. As
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Don't forget that we are selling gentle
mems wooden overshirts at cost and less
than cost. Att Otter Bros.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02
Report of the Condition

Of the First National Bank OF North Yak
ina, at North Yakima, IN the State OF
Washington, al the close of business,
lee. IS, 1876:
mo. 1861
prsarurVs
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

Is fcunls TRANSLATED Sugar. 100
Coal OIL. PEI salon. q
carrahis. per pound. 1l.2
Bring the Children to soc the
Merry-Co-Roun
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1896-01-02

state of Washington, County of Yakima, IS:
l. W. l.. Sieinweg. Cashier Of the above named
bank, do solemnly swear that the above state
ment Is true Ia the best Of my knowledge and
belief. W l.. SrEISWkG, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this
tsEALl nth day Of Dec lSt5
FRED PARKER,
Notary Public
for the State OF Washington, residing at North
Yakima,
CorTect-Attest:
A. W. ENGLE,
CHARLES CARPRNTRR, : Directors
III. b. SCUhDEK,