The Press., 1896-11-26
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 HEROIC MEAsURE.-The party of high browed women was singing gladsomely, when a man, who had the appearance of having nothing to do, approached the street corner on which they stood.
 Might inquire the occasion, miss ?" he asked of the first woman whose at tention he could attract.
 I've have just erected fountain with free ice water" sh" said. "We are try ing to overthrow in" rumsrIler.
 Miss" said the srcdy man, in voice that was fairly husky in its eaInrstness. 'the way to git away wi' tue rums"llcr is not by free ice water, but by openin' free beer fountain. That will kill i'm deader's a mackerel, an don't you forgit it. Indianapolis J0urnaI
 THE GRANDEsT REMEDY.-Mr. R. V Greeve, merchant, of ChilhOwir Va, cer tifies that he had consumption was given up to die, sought all medical treatment that money could procure tried all cough remedies he could hear of, but got no re- lief; spent many nights sitting up in a chair was induced to try Dr. Kings | New Discovery, and was cu,ed by the use of two b les. For past three years ht been attending to business, and says Dr. Kings New Dis ovrry is the grHndrst remedy ever made, as it has done SO much for him and also for others in his community. Dr.. Kings New Discovery is guaranteed for Coughs. ColIs and Con- s"mptlHI IL dOn't fail. Trial bottle ire" at E. K. Taft's Drug Store. 3
 In eight years there have been upward to $500 fires in the United States that were attributed to lightning, with fire loss of $13 0O0 900 or more.
 Few people know that all plants con tain digestive principals. They cannot absorb their food until it is digestpd any more than animals can. The Mount Leh- anon Shakers have learned the art of ex- tracing and utilizing these digestive principles, and it is for this reason that their Shaker Digestive Cordial is meeting with such phenomenal success in the treatment of dyspepsia. The} Shaker Digestive Cordial not only contains food already digestod, but it also contains d gestive principles which aid the digestion of other foods that may be eaten with it. A single 10 cent sample bottle will he | sufficient to demonstrate it's value and suggest that every suffering dyspeptic make d trial of. Any druggist can supply | it.
 LAX0L IS the best medicine for children. l Doctors recommend it in place of Castor | Oil.
 At a G. A, R. picnic at Searsport, Me, three eights inch pearl was found in clam pie.
 II escaped being a confirmed dyspeptfc by taking Ayers Pills, in time" This is the experience of many Ayers Pills, whether as an after-dinnet pill or as a remedy for liver complaint, indigestion. tiatulency, water brash, and nausea, are invaluable.
 Kentucky is chuckIing over the biggest coon supply in several years.
 "Turn the rascals out"-the familiar party-cry may be applied to microbes as well as to men. The germs of disease that Turk in the blood are "turnpd out" by Ayers Sarsaparilla as cffectuaIlv as the old p0stmasters are displaced by a new administration.
 Not every cloud trenches, nor every threatened peril realizes it's pOrtent.
 The old lady was right when she said, the child might die if they waited for the doctor. She saved the little ones life with few doses of One Minute Cough Cure. She had used it for croup before w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Throwing stones at the ancients did not die out with the prophets
 Soothing, and not irritating, strength ening, and not weakening, small but eff tective-such are the qualities of DeWitt's Little Early Rsers, the famous little pills. W. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry
 Keep going, if your footsteps do some times slip.
 "Excuse me-" observed the man in spectacles, 'but am a surgeon and that is not where the liver is" "Never vou mind where his liver is," retorted the oth- CT. "lf it was in his big toe or his left ear DeWitt's Little Early Risers would reach it and shake it for him. On that YOU can bet your gig-lamps" w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Thanksgiving rhymes and chimes with thanks-living.
 The length of life may be increased by lessening it's dangers. The majority of DnOnlp Hin from l1nc may be averted by promptly using One Minute Cough Cure. w. D. Heald, Staf- ford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Gov entry.
 Store sunshine for dismal days of storm.
 To cure all old sores, to heal an indo- lent ulcer, or to speedily cure piles, you need simply apply DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve according to directions. Its magic like action will surprise you. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Brightness Is not always value.
 The old way of delivering messages by post-boys compared with the modern tel ephone, illustrates the old tedious meth ods of "breaking" colds compared with their almost instantaneous cure by One Minute Cough Cure. w. D. Heald, Staf- ford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Gov entry.
 Failure begins when effort ends.
 Scaly eruptions on the head, chapped hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds, burns are quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch Ha- gel Salve. It is at present the article most used for piles, and it always cures them. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 We doubt, till we know.