The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1896-01-11

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The best a~nodyne and expectorant for
thu cure of colds, cough, aud all throat,
lung and bronchial troubles, is undoubt-
edly, Ayers Cherry Pectosal, the only
specific for colds ard coughs admitted
at the Chicago worlds fair.
C. S. Blodgett received this week
several cars of cannell and Virginia
Splint coal. This latter coal is Just a
little the incest coal that comes out Of
the earth. You can always fnd The best,
anyway, in Budgets coal bins.
The railroads OF this state carried
1,5o],S0 passengers last year without
an accident froll defective roadbeds or
bridges. There are 5,0i6 employees of
the roads and they drew S2,955.5O7 il
salaries. an average of S1.S2 per day.
Some people get angry il not notified
that their subscription Is out. Soma
people get angry if notified that their
suhsc iption is duu. The people who
have neither business sense nor the
commonest kind of common sense are
not all dead yet.
The man who will boast of tie num-
Der Of newspapers he ~takes-amOng
which are not his own home newspapers
should be ashamed of himself. He is
about as much use to q community as if
he lived i'll Egypt. He's usually a sponge
which absorbes and gives nothing back.
A. B. Dalrymple was down from his
Buffalo county ranch Wednesday. He
reports the GRAPHIC's team Of young
standard-breds winterlng finely. He
drives them to church every Sunday, he
says. That's good; if there is anything
that makes us mad it is to have a team
we can't drive to church safely.
After waiting half an hour for the
contracting parties to turn up at a swell
wedding in a Providence, R. L., church
last week, the organist, having played
almost everything he knew, finally, with
q keener sense of the feeling of the con-
gregation than Of the proprieties, played,
"Oh, Dear! What Can the Matter Be-"
Yanlston Press:-Judge Barnes re-
turned from De Smet today, and says he
was accompanied part way by the sheriff
of Kingsbury county who was taking
one Frank Moore to the p%enitentiary. He
had been sentenced to three years i'm
prisonment for stealing q pair of shoes,
and will Keep company with W. w. Tay-
Tor, who serves two years for stealing
S3S0,C0o.
Darn the luck anyhow" is the way
the men at the artesian well are feeling
these days. The jar Of the tools stripped
the thread from the drill and 1t slipped
off and lies at the bottom Of the hole.
Two days have been spent in trying to
fish it out. A"tap," a peculiar kind of
fishing tool, has been secured from
Mitch ell with which it is expected that
the drill will be recovered.
The etfete east caught a severe cold
the first of the week. The temperature
at Boston Monday wa - below zero,
at Saratoga, n. Y, IS below and in other
parts of the state as low as 80 below.
Schools were dismissed and business
suspended. On the same day-Monday
the temperature in Kimball wa 50
above and Tuesday So above. At this
writing the mercury Is still climbing.
The G. NJ. 4 st. Paul company has is.
sued an immigration phamplet entitled,
big Crops on South Dakota Irrigated
Lands" Agreat deal of the matter
contained in it is taken from the special
edition Of the Dakota Farmer. But the
phamplet is much more convenient for
distribution. 1t will be a valuable aid
to the work Of spreading the wonderful
resources of oul artesian wells and fer
tile soil.
She was a sweet little thing with a
turban hat and a c0nfiding smile and
she cought the snake editor with the
following conundrum before he had the
fire built, says the Sioux Falls Forum.
Can you tell me-" she inquired, "why a
summer resort in the winter is like
heaven" And as he had to pass it up
she told him, with the same confding
smile, because there isn't a damned
soul there then vanished like an irri-
descent dream.
Col. Ainswortll says that on the Indus
trial School farm at Plankinton a crop
Of millet turned out to be more Russian
thistles than millet. Tie crop was
harvested, though, and threshcd, and the
mixture of thistles and millet makes the
finest hay for horses and COWS alike that
thep have. The. Colonel says he won't
Worry any more about thistlcs getting
into his millet. It's proper to say that
the "stickers" were all knocked off the
thistles in thresling.
C. W. Garlock, a travelling Methodist
revivelist, and who we take it was nee
a resident Of this county has stirred up
a terrible stink at Rolfe, Iowa, with his
revival meetings according 10 all ac-
counts. lie appears to have abused
everybody and anybody and got half the
town into each others hair. II we arc
not mistaken this is the same individual
whom the residents OF Plajnfield town.
ship threatened to tar and feather fol
alleged neglect of his wife during q
terrible illness.
There are 23s lawyers IN congress, for.
ty-one farmers, twenty-seyen editors
twenty-eight manufacturers, one rail.
road manager, two steamboat owners
fourteen teachers and college professors
twenty-five bankers, twenty merchants
one house builder, three clergyman
seven who say they are engaged in
business, eight doctors. ono architect
one music teacher, n owner of oil wells
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