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The sun., 1896-10-28
Are Not the Palmer Democrats Well

Missouri even is put in the column of
hope by the Republican managers, when
no dispatches tell us that 10000 Demo
Gratis" refusing TO follow BRYAN, will vote
for PALMER and BUCENER instead. III those
10000 Missourians will go one step further
and vote for MCKINLEY, the State of Mis-
souri, will be saved for sure.
The heads and hearts of PALMER Demo-
Gratis everywhere are rs sound rs gold dol
lars in denourcing BRYAN and the disorder
and dishonor platform he stands on. They
have raised their voices, and now are their
hands too palsied to be raised against him
by casting ballots for his opponent, WILL
LIAM McKINLEY9 We trust that Nov. 3,
election day, will find all PALMER Demo-
Gratis as sound in body as in mind, able to
vote as we'll as talk for the cause of Ameri-
can good repute For in what respect would
n vote for any other honest-money candidate
than MCKINLEY be better than talk
The sun., 1896-10-28
His Fatal Venture,


From the Chicago p1ip Tribune.
One OF them had q real football head Of hair
and wore a sweater. while the other wore q car
nation in his buttonhole and could with diff-
Guilty over his own collar. And the girl W ho
sat Immediately back Of them on the grip heard
what they were saying:
You didn't seem to get on very well with
that college girl at the dinner last night" said
the youth In the sweater: did she want some
body else to take her in ~
She seemed well enough pleased at first"
said he of the collar gloomily.
Then how did you happen to fall down 2"
We'll, she said she despsed people who pre-
tend 10 be what they are not"
Apd you agreed with her.
We'll, | saw reason TO disagree with n
girl whose father Is worth $1,000 900 and who
Is good-lookinS enough for girl without u cent
to her name
Good old boy. What did she say them"
said she was glad to meet one person who
was willing TO pass for what he really was and
not affect 10 know more than he did. After that
we got on like house atlre."
That must have been before caught sight
ofyou,"
about a book we had both read nd made use
OF a French phrase which seemed to describe il
better than anything else"
And wasn't she pleased with that ~
guess SO, but that was the end OF it."
Pshaw, you're of your base How could
that end it {"
she said: oh, you speak French. don't YOU ?
How nice" and began to rattleit of like a steam
engine"
'Weu. but you"
II had said the only French phrase knew"
The sun., 1896-10-28
SUNBEdNS.

AT San Diego, Cal, woman is III Of Elanderr,
caught from horse.
ON a six year.old oleanier tree at Hamilton,
NO., a seed pod six inches long has grown.
On the place OF william Butler Dover,
Del. the biggest sweet potato this year weighed
oh pounds.
-Curfew at Roseburg. Or, is for the regulation
OF boys only. and a movement has been urged for
the extension of its inhibtIons TO girls.
u. N. Carter of Melgs. Ca. ordered twenty
pounds OF asbestos and, on opening the package
found twenty Bibles; he is ponderinS the JOKE.
Even kicking requires Skill as William Colley,
a sawmin hand at Nevada, Ca, learned when he
undertook to kick slab away from the saw and
had his foot cut of at the instep.
Another instance OF prophets being without
honor in their own country was furnished at Lam
sing Mich. where applicant for citizenship
coultnt fen the name of the President.
For ten days after the departure OF its mis-.
res, Miss Turner, on visit, pet pug dog in ths
family OF A.V. Turner OF Thetford, VT, made trip
to the railway station every day bat one
When a lttle daughter of Mrs John Kelly OF
Anderson Ind, appeared at the ''cat hole in tina
side OF the house her mother mistook her for a
and threw hot water over her, disasur!ns her face
for life.
An anvn that being fired at Shelby vile,
Ind, burs', and one OF the fragments went through
the side OF John Laus!ns's frame house and fell
near bed on which his children were sleeping,
pCt hGFt NOBODY.
-Onerous clerical burdens In Cameron. No.,
according police court proceeding there, In
which 4 clergy yman who had lai his whsGerl
pulled by banker in Political q 'scuss.on wa,
nnec 81 so while tae banker was hnei S2.lj.
-Au old negro OF pious ways was caught out in
the recent hurricane at Gracy, Fla. He wound hi,
arms about saplng which swaycd in the gala
and fervently adiured the Lord that as He had
promised tn ''calm de stawm." He keep lis prom.
ise then.
In Topeka one afternoon one cyclist served
himself well and another served the Fire D,parI.
ment. bo;h their wheels The first. while lie was
penness, ran over S5 soli piece. ana his fellow
picked up nozzle that had fallen from truck on
the way TO nrc and carried it Oh 10 the Grcnlen.
Charles ELzel an eN Confederate soldier, now
n prosperous planter OF Mt. Sterling 0zara county
Miss is making every effort 10 get track OF a wo.
man who, as Miss Lou Nelson, nursed him throu- a
a critical Illness In a Confederate hospital In Macaa,
Ga, in 1864. His illness thought TO be mort.
and he firmly believes that only the skiliul nurs
of Miss Nelson brought him through. HIS o. =
clue TO the part OF the city N which the os-
pital was located is based on last good-ny tn.
was waved to him from the portal of "a bc, vErs
house with large columns ami a large flower gar.
den," by young woman who lived there aHi had
been IN the habit OF calling with Miss Nelson
hospital. Mr.. EEEoll has a family. but his g-ati.
tude 10 Miss Nelson makes him desire TO md her.
The sun., 1896-10-28
"A Bryau,te Want. Odd. or1oo to O.



sort of Populist and advocate of tho frss
coinage OF silver stumbled into a resort OF Re
puh!tcans Yesterday. and though no one paid at
TO his peculiar views These were OF no i'm port
ance or !nterest, and finally, in order TO create a
sensation, hsofered to bet that that Multnomah
was interesting, and when he was ask cd what
amount he wanted TO put up. he said no had mo
that Bryan would carry the county. lie was in
formed that Republicans we're obliged TO give
great odds in order TO get anything bet on firv
AN. but that they had not yet taken anv snch
3utrageous odds as this. His head had never
beeh any GOOD 10 hlm or any one else while on
would be much less than that of a sleeps head
man who would put up n 5O.cent d dollar against
of OdlS N'S"iu-
The sun., 1896-10-28
REAL ORIENTAL sPLENDor.
AEustspha Bcy Preparing His omeinl Ecs,
dence In Washington.

Prom the Washington IDsi
Tho national capital will witness some real
Oriental splendor the coming Official ,,..,t
Tho newly appointed Turkish Mu.s,rr. w,,
only presented his credentials YESTERDAY d,
President Cleveland is n man OF great wa..,,.
and proposes to dispense IL libprni.y at -
American capital. 1t Is the intention ot Nlp-,a-
pha Bey to have all the members OF tho Iu~s.
ish Legation established under ono roof wi..r,
the legation business is also To be trausaatet.
To carry out this plan Mustapha Bcy nnl DID,,
first secretary, Sorighian Efreuli, Arcomin. 4
by Nine. Norighian, who is to be the chn,u az
mistress of the household, are looking for a
large residence in the fashionable locality nnu
the neighborhood of the british EmNaess. . I
street and the other on Massachusut's ay,.u..
The Drawing rooms-in fact tn" entire .uI.,
will display much OF the indlvId 4Ilty uf g.,
Turkish people and surroundirg., The lruss
of Turkish rugs and hnngng@ are To- w" .n uv-
that faraway land. Mime. NorighiNa h., .. ...,
reception room of the turkish Legation, tuN "a
X street, q small rug, hardly more tauu d N.ti
and q half in length, and nd halt i,, yatd .nNyi IL
less value of the collection that is to ogNau.a.
tho new Turkish home.
Handsome dinners will be a feature OF the n.
tertaining there this winter. and douht.rs, OILS.
affairs will mark the gay season at The ne7
The new Minister Is charmed with Waslfnr-
ton, and will enter ENTHUSIASTICALLY INTO ne
social life hero. of course he will not hrur MS
WIG anu teNCThi Ai'7 '''t'i.lV y
being a Turk, as 1T is an ironclnd custom {! nt
Turkish Ministers never take with th"rt Their
families when accepting post in a foreign .aad.
1t Is only the Greeks or other non Mosl"u,s Mo
have this privilege when representing ihc great
territory OF the sultan.
Mustapha Bey is distinguished looking. his
beard slightly tinCed with the mark ut ap-
preaching age. hut he is vivacious, and con-
verses with rapidity. He espeaks six anEuaer>'
the Turkish tongue. French. Armenian. syrian,
Arabic, Greek. and little English.
The new second .ecretary who ACCOMPANIED
Mustapha Bey to this country, Se!itien Hcy 3
a Greek aud il said to be the handsOmcst dIp.r-
mat in Washington. he seems to possess all
the beauty OF the Greeks In the romance a..
song Of centuries ago. And it is said that lulav
feminine hearts here have been lost to him even
now, before ne has been in Washington a week.
Perhaps he may be induced to understand tus
Significance of leap year" which il fast pass.
ing away. Seifitlen Bey was educated in Parit,
where he has spent the greater part of hi- life.
Like the Minister, he speaks many Tongues, 10
exceedingly fond Of music. and enjoys society
immensely.
The sun., 1896-10-28
BRY4NISM IN INDIANA.
Policemen Required to Protect Bourke
Cockran-A Mob mt Evansville.

From the COurier.IournnL
EVANSVILLE, Ind. Oct. 23.-lt took twenty
four policemen to preserve order and prevent a
riot at Eyans's Hall tonight, the occasion be-
ing the appearance OF the Hon. Bourke Cochran
under the auspices OF the Railroad Sound
money Club. Tho club issued tickets of admis-
sion and the silver Democrats of the city issued
counterfeit tickets the deception being so clever
that 1t was hard to distinguish the fraud The
result was that several hundred men with bogus
tickets appeared to seek entrance and were re-
fused, and then raised all kinds OF rackets But
for the action of the police it is doubtful II Mr.
Cochran could have made his speech, as plans
had been made to break up the meeting. Three
thousand people packed tho hall and as many
more howled like fendS on the outside. Mr.
Cochran spoke on the Issues of the campaign
for almost two hours.
At the close Of the speaking tho mob had in
creased several hundred, and there were reats
of violence and the use of rotten eggs. 1t was
necessary for large force of police to escort
Mr.. Cochran to his carriage and on his way to
his hotel. AS he emerged from the hall the mob
was singing Hang Bourke Cochran to Sour
Apple Tree"
AT the hotel Mr.. Cochran was asked what no
thought OF such treatment, and he replied II
was in line of tho ideas and teachings OF Popu-
lsm. He said the treatment accorded Secretary
Carlisle at Covington was worth half a million
votes to Nc Kiney.
The sun., 1896-10-28

The Hon. BUNCoMBE BUGABoo GAUZE, the
illustrious editor OF our esteemed Reputation
contemporary, the Indianapolis Sentinel and
the possessor OF the largest collection of mares
nests and bogies in the world, has had the good
fortune to increase his store by notable nddi-
tion. His own description Of it Is too interest,"
ing to be abridged or changed:
"our special Information. which we reproduce else
where this morning, is to the effect that Chicago 10
boycotted
Her business men are threatened with ruin.
Her commercial supremacy is menaced.
Her tributaries are in open revolt.
The West has declared war az 4inst Chicago
Country merchants do not take kindly TO the wild
financial Nagaries that the gold heresy editors OF Chi
INDUCING and sending broadcast throughout
the West
Congratulations to the Hon. BCNCoMRE BUGA-
hoo GArZE. He ought to give JONES full
account OF his discovery at once. 1t doesn't take
much to mako JONES happy.
The sun., 1896-10-28

The inapdrciat of Madrid urges Spain to
demand from the United States an explanation
OF a Washington despatch that was recently
published in this city by respected contempo-
rary. That would be an alarming demand, for
tho reason that the American Government
could not explain that despatch. The pur-
port of the despatch was that Mr..
CLEVELAND had been thinking OF ac-
knowledginG the independence of Cuba. How
could that be explained The thinker had not
told any living soul of his thought. He had not
done anything to lead any one to suppose that
he ever entertained the thought; or rather. we
may say, his conduct had been OF such n kind
as to make it reasonably certain that tho
thought had never entered his brain pan. How
then, could this Government explain the disre-
spected Washington despatch printed by re-
spected New York contemporary?
We must trust that Spain will not attempt to
enforce her demand for the impossible. We are
des!rous Of living in peace with her. We know
the size and tho audacity of the army which she
Keeps on "A war footing near our shores. We
must, therefore, ask her to stand steady and
ground her arms when we say that the United
States. including DR.. OLNEY. cannot explain the
despatch, not even at the mouth of the cannon
The sun., 1896-10-28
Foreign Note. OF Rea, Interest,

Munkacsy's (the painter health is very bad. He
has been forbidden 10 paint
Trieste recently had rainfall OF SIX and six.
teenth inches IN twelve hours.
Paris tribunals have decided that the habit Of
gambling In the wife IS valid ground for divorce,
Albert Edwards britannia won a little over
$4,000 IN money prizes last season, without count
ing cups.
India's population, according to the census Of
1898 is 2s7.s@3.4sl. and increase over the pro,
vious census Of 3S.4pe.9l7.
Lightning struck a football team as IT about
10 play match at Liverpool recently, killing
man and badly inJuring two others.
London bakers may deliver bread on Sunday, bus
not buns or cake. n bloomsbury baker having been
hned for delivering buns 10 hi customers.
Cambridge University. England, recently passei
statute enabling the university authorities TO de.
prive graduate OF HIS degree and all he pr!vi.
leses OF the university In case OF misconduct.
oflcial reports Of the trials of the Sparrowhawk
torpedo boat destroyer. bull, by the Ialrds g!vs
an average OF 500 knots on the measured nile and
3o,6s knots for the three hours continuous steam.
ing trial.
An old woman OF Liverpool named Bridget M,
Mullen ia rivainS the record OF Lontou's Jane
cakehread. She has been brought before the police
court a55 times for intoxication and has spoons
half her life in prison.
Though the Cook Islands In the South Pacthc havs
been annexed 10 the British empire for hut cIr'.
years, their Federal Council has already passni
bill 10 keep out persons OF bad character drunk cu
habits. ana unsound mind.
Mr.. Fat O'Rren. NJ. p. for Kilkenny city recent
ly followed the Meath hounds after a roN on Ma
bicycle. was first IN at the death and won n. q
brush. This is the hrst occasion cu which o .,
Gle has beaten a field OF Irish hunters
Emile olivier, Napoleon ms last Mlria..r a
about to publish a movtl called "Mare Mafr'r. ..
which II believed TO lie autob!ograuIil.H .,t
brings into II Richard Wagner. who was nl- 'u.
erin law, onlvers nrst wife having been q U ~.
ter OF Liszt.
ES'Qneen Isabella II. OF Spain recently cc', ,nrl,.
ca on the same day her sixty eighth hir'l '1y nni
her golden wedding. she gave u luncheon I'm her
palace in the Champs Elystes, 10 which Irr h-.
band, Don Francis OF ASSIST who also ll,r, 10
Paris, was not invited
ST. Andrews University has established % Irp
fessorshD OF Modern Greek. tho nrst IN the n'e'
Kingdom. The late Prof, Dlncki. us.d q. t.l g..E
be spoke to the walters at an Athens rotri 10
ford Greek. when, after listening 10 n.n ra..r..
fuiy. they sent for an English ntcrlrr'r..
For tile 57o vacancies In the corps ur par', ,tr.#'
sweepers, there are 2l ,562 candidates. u.H, ir..
sons are waiting their turn for tie ! p ,.... '.I
III 'he ElhdeTgarten schools and .g5I t ,rll..' N
plicants have applied for seventy tWo pl,.,- no ..
primary schools Eight clerkships IN them .... 4
pawhSh"ps brought out 2,OO8 malls aIlI.-. 49,
while there We're 6.s4s applications for q lasos
~ once servants at the Hotel dc VILE
h SAFETY ,h from sewer gas Have your pumnIrr s'Nd
" u, N BpaFl a. -A
The sun., 1896-10-28
This Parrot Tells How to Kim sn0,..


MoNTCLAIR, Oct. GA few days aro tho
attention OF the family was attracted by his eT'
cited calls for Helen, Helen. oil. Miss IieIen =;
followed by continuous shouts of 'Uo ho hn j.,
The first was not unusual, but the last was 'o'
An Inspection OF the back porch. where tba
birds cage IVA w9s hanging, found him straight
ened out at Iu!i length and staring intentIy at a
seemed 6ewi,dsred at tho outcry and lay stiiI
with pplilted head Content at having sum.
with one triumphant "Hurrahw A hoe snesd
!y appeared on The scene, but the snake had
yans shed presumably 10 the ground below
little later, however, the shouts for "HsIcn g
again uprose, and there was the Intruder emercc
ing from the dining room This time the b6a
ended It's career, amid tho laughter ana hnr
rahs OF the del GIFTED parrot which syidantIy
understood all about il. ''NonSS
The sun., 1896-10-28
II had said the only French phrase knew"
Solving the Pole Question In Arizona
ETOW nc EIec3rcdI Rfrltir.
A railroad telegraph superintendent, in speak

from me kIec!rIcdi Rfrittr
A railroad tel legraph superintendent in speak
ing OF telegraph poles. said:
In Arizona there Is sort OF woodpeck er
that picks the poles absolutely to pieces think
ing there may be some insects inside OF the
wood. They hear the humming and haven't
sense enough to know what causes it Then
near the hills the black bears imagine each pole
contains swarm OF bees, and they climb 10 the
top and chew the glass ilsulators to pieces hut
the sand storms are the things that create the
most havoc. When the winds blow strongly The
sand Is Gr'fted at n rapid rate, and the grains
cut away the wood Mt fearful rate II was A
common thing TO have an oak pole worn To a
shaving in a days time, while have seen poles
inst ground to the surface OF the earth during a
single storm. -
Things got so bad out there that the com.
pRny decided to substitute steel poles for Tho
oak and cedar but that didn't remedy the evil
n. NIL. The sand just wore away the metal on
each side OF the pole until the centre was AS
sharp as a razor, and all the Indians used to
shave themselves on the edge. We finally man.
aged to fix things Just painted the poles with
soft pitch. The pitch caught the sand and now
every, pole 10 about two feet thick and solid as
rock ~ =
The sun., 1896-10-28

The State of Iowa occupies the usual po-
sition on the map of the United States. Big
Whskey Creek still Gltters in the October sun
light, and the moon mirrors herself in the clas-
sic waters OF the North skunk. Nothing In na-
ture's aspect indicates anv change in Iowa
There Is. In the hush Of midnight may be
heard the sound OF restrained but thor
oughly enjoyed chuckling. The Hon. IloD
BoIEs may not be visible or audible by
day. lie may have disappeared from the
stump. He may have straycd from the
canvass. At midnight his well-remembcrod
chuckle tickles the ear OF night. He doesn't
care or dare to bawl III, JOY to tho coarse noon
lie has u delicate regard for the Boy Orators
feelings. But at midnight he steals from his
plutocratlc farm palace, holds up II BRYAN
button to the ironcal moon. and chucEles and
Chuckles. The Hon. Hon BulES Is avenged.
The sun., 1896-10-28

While trying to enter hall where he was
to speak in Peoria, Mr.. BRYAN, who had his
vocal slouch hat pulled down over his brows
and q handkerchief tied around his neck. was
seized by rash and sudden policeman. who
shouted that mo hobo can jam through the
line that way and threw him back into the
crowd This incident will endear Mr.. BRYAN
still more to his already warm friends, the un-
toiling masses. led by CoXEY and CARL
BROWNE The hobo view of wealth and thrift
is accurately represented BY Mr.. BRYAN. The
Peoria pol.cemau's mistake was purely physical
From the allegorical and symbolcal point OF
view he was all right.
The sun., 1896-10-28

ATLANTA, Oct. o5.--THoMAs e. WATSON an
swered all questions with IL have nothing to say"
o. what noble tongue is thero o'erthrown.
Nothing to say. Poor TONS a-cold. But he
can write still. And whore is that letter which
he wrote to tho Hon. MARION BUTLER2 Has
BUTLER swallowed itp Then does the young
Senator from North Carolina know condiment
as much hotter than Tapasco sauce as Tabasco
sauce Is hotter than ice; and not all the refrig-
Grating wellsprngs of tho world can minister
GOODNESS to his flaming midst again. TON writes
with an incandescent poker.
The sun., 1896-10-28

The Century for November is very interesting
number Two new serials. by Dr Weir Mitchell and
Marion Crawford adorn tho number; ami there are
contr buttons by Gen Horace Porter Boutet lie Mon
vel George T. Parker Father TIub, Mr. Aidr!ch, Er-
nest InyeTsoll and many others. Gen. Horace Por.
tsrS article Campaigning VITA Grant" Is especially
interrstng and is suppl hy Mr. Leslie FeFry's
"opeu letter on th9 Rise OF Cen, Grant"
The sun., 1896-10-28
B., It M is no, easy to see how BrAcKurHN can hope

1t is not easy to soc how BLACKnURN can hope
to wtn.- Baltimore ImrricdH.
Not hope? JOE BIACKHrR% not hope' lie
hope, although he doesn't look entirely like the
conventional representations of 1t. He flames
and boils with hope. That is what gives his
language such an appearance Of gas and heat
He collects the rays of the future in a burning
glass. He may not conquer, but he will not
cease to be very full of hope. And no matter
what happens he will be able TO say. in the
words of COOK DoLLops, the Owensboro silver
bard:
"Or II we lose or II we win.
Wear two brothers me aud JACK CHISS."
The sun., 1896-10-28

when the last United States census was
taken, butwe suppose that it has twice that
many now. Our happiness would be in
creased il it had million. For then it
would serve all the better as n feeder of
New York and as a market for New York.
The sun., 1896-10-28
Came TO Life to Vote.

FTOm The ST LONls UIODt' DsWOcrdF.
JEFFERSoNvuI.E. Ind. oct. 2i.-Wi!llam Cray. aged
81 after several days illness died to all appearances
at Chestnut Hill yesterday. While the mourning rel
Stives were awaiting the arrival OF the undertaken
the supposed corpse sat upright asked tho cause of
the grief and In an rned manner declared his
intention TO get well aud vote at the November cleo
The sun., 1896-10-28

Local. NEwa-The City and Suburban News Bureau
Of the uSlTEp PHEss and NEw 1ofS AsSoS,ntthD t,p
Press il at 81 to " Ann street All Information
and documents for public use Instantly ulsacnl'
mated to the press of the whole country,
The sun., 1896-10-28

Wage earners should remember that IL Mr..
BRYtN Is elected President he cannot repeal the laws
OF nature -IhtClyU Times HerdId.
Never tell him that That is exactly what he
proposes TO do. Probably ho would repeal ma
ture herself If she didn't behave herself.
The sun., 1896-10-28
ner Obleetioa Taken LIteralIy.

Prom Brooklyn LIFE.
she-why. you foolish boy, II married you, You
UouIln be able even TO dress me.
Lee 1,g!l-er- couldnt learnt
The sun., 1896-10-28
with blare of heroic hands. rnttlo Of drums.

With blare of heroic bands. rattle Of drums,
waving OF banners, and amid the shouts OF the multi.
trdes the car lder and its distinguished occupants
peRred at Danvle, where tho great champion of tho
people entered the state oc Illinois to begin his battle
for human liberty T0pOcrutIc Ioets Description Of the
TrdreLs Of the Boy orator.
Tomorrow tho Hon. ToBE ScRuTcHISs Of
Texas and the Hon HEz LUSa of Kentucky,
the two finest intellects and greatest champions
of the people tho silver side, will enter llli-
nos at Danville and begin to battle for human
liberty to swindle and riot. Just wait until
you hear LUNG and SCRUTcnINs. poet. When
they come there will be ten times moro waving
Of banners and rafting OF drums and blare OF
heroic bands and shouts of multitudes than Mr..
BRYAN got. SCRuTCHiSs and LUNG are no
sciolists. They have studied the silver question
for nearly four years. of and on.