Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1896-05-22
MKINLEY'S BOTTLE-HOLDER.
Kicker O'Muilin Talks With Mark
Hanna.

MkINLEY'S BOTTLE-H0LDER.
Kicker O'Muilin Talks With Mark
Hanna.
A Cleveland dispatch of the Cd gives
the following report of an interview
between O'Mullin, the renowned ward
striker and the power that has en-
trenched itself behind the Mckinley
throne:
"Mul," says Mark Hanna, chuckin'
the bottle me why" youse is all right,
an I'm stuck on your style. An be.
chuxt me an you, Mul," he goes on,
L" l don't mind tippin' me hand to you
a Bit"
"That fatters me, Mark" I says,
"but after all, it's but doin' me dead
open an shut justice. I'm no brass
band guy, see? 1 don't strike town
like bloomin' circus; but youse can
trust me. I'm as soon mug as ever
comes down the pike. An when it
comes, Mark, to practical politics,
Kicker O'Mullin is that swift he can
lose an express train in walk. G'wan,
therefore, me ears is all attention"
"Well, them" goes on Hanna,
takin' a COW swallow from the old bot
without bothern' glass, "of course
youse is dead aware owns Mckinley.
I calls him Mack when 1 needs him
quick an wants him bad-I owns
Mack, as / was sayin', and I'm out
sprintin' him for the Presidency. An
bechuue us, Null. it's dollars to disease
OF the heart puts him in a winner"
That's the view entire" / says.
can as / sees you sweatin' over your
game, me mind gets choked up won
derin' do you mean it, an what is
there in it for you"
"Mul," says Hanna, dead thought
full. "I'll spiel it to you what's there
in it for Marky. bees one OF them
stiffs, Null, who is out for power in
stead OF profit. Seer I've made me
bundle. I've got dough to throw to
the birds-money, Null, to burn wet
dog. 1 owns ships, an the'ters an
coal diggings an business blocks. I'm
in the push distinctly, Null, when it
comes to dust. That's Mark Hanna"
Correct youse be-" 1 says, putin
in me endorsement to give BIN
chance to get fall out OF his breath,
an TO show him likewise I'm at the
heels OF his chin music an followin'
clost. Correct you bees, an the
money muckers all stand for it, youse
is a dead wise fowl. Well, one OF
them Wall street marks he says to me
just as quits New York, Null says
he, 9 make no mistake about the old
raparee Hanna. He can make money
like some suckers makes trouble, an
as easy. Throw him into the air. this
Hanna, an he'll make $40 before he
comes down. says he."
can dead right he is. too," says
Hanna. "But as was layin' it off,
I've got stuff enough, see? An so
now 1 starts in to be great. An Null,
Mckinley is me system. Be maxim
this guy Pres dent, what does Mark
Hanna become? On the level, Mul,
when 1 lands Mack in the White
House, purely be me efforts an me
dough, mind yonse, don't 1 own the
earth?"
"Youse have the world be the tail
an q down-hill pull" says, can
slim doubt of it,"
"You Sees" goes on Hanna roomi-
native, without me an me bank roll,
the dub Mckinley don't 90 q foot.
He's only six spot be nature, Null.
an when I picks him up an begins to
curry him for this race for the White
House, he's just been beaten for Con.
gress an has about played out his
string. But sends him in for Gov
ner; an then, when he goes broke an
gets caught signing $llS,OOO worth of
notes-pretty fresh bluff that, an him
not worth $4,000 at the time-I trips
to the dazz!iu' front an makes good.
You tumbles yourself, Null, that all
this makes me proprietor OF the Nc
Kinley works. An will more SO when
we gets through"
cit was dead generous" 1 remarks
d" You squarin' them debts. They has
Mckinley out on limb"
at was generous" replies Hanna,
as freely admits to you in conf
dence, Mul; but it has to be done, too.
It's like any other campaign play.
We was all busy layin' the keel to his
boom when them debts comes tumblin'
on to us like pan Of milk from top
shelf. OF course, they had to be paid,
same as we has to hire brass bands
and rent halls. Kohlsaat an Myron