Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1896-09-12
FROM THE ARIZONA KICKER
Selections Made for The Star b, M. Quad.

we are a republican. We hold the post
mastership under q democratic administra-
ton. and we desire to hang on to It.
To most readers 1t may seem that our
policy il q selfish one. We grant 1t. We
are taking care Of No. in politics as well
as in business. The Arizona editor who
blows his horn for the sake Of party will
carry more deadheads on his subscription
books than dollars in his pocket. We want
some OF the spoils. We do not propose to
help watt a lot Of ambitious, selfish, and
half dishonest critters into office, and then
take of our hat and be thankful for what
loose change they may toss us. We haven't
said anything about boiling. but it may be
inferred that we'd throw q candidate down
quicker than jack rabbit can jump seven
feet, II he attempted to work us for fiat
We are not alarmed about the future OF
America or Arizona, but we have no blood
to she'd We simply propose to take care
of ourselves during this scramble, and the
galoot that picks US up for free bowler
will put in the next ten years wondering
how far he fell and what he struck on.
Touching the effect Of our policy. we
would invite the attention Of people outside
the territory to the extent and character
OF our advertising patronage. Our adver-
tisers say what they mean, in good, plain
talk. and their announcements show the
varied business interests OF this town. Here
are examples Of some Of the ads. of our
more enterprising business men:
HO, YE THAT THIRST
THE RED DOG SALOON ON TOPI
Best beer! Best wine! Best whisky! No
one to watch you while you pour out: No
gang Of loafers to ring in on strangers!
We have lately added an extension to our
bal. and twenty-eight men can now stand up
and drink at once. We permit pounding on
the bar with the butt Of a gun to attract
attention. and all shooting scraps ere slick
ed over and made as easy as possible.
JOHN WHITE. ALIAS Merry JACK
VIII mix for you while you walt:
Grizzly Bear Washes,
Rocky Mountain Flips,
Panther Cocktails,
White Wolf Screamers,
And all other favorits beverages Of the
glorious west Don't forget the place. and
don't run away II you happen to come in
when old Jim Hewson and Uncle Billy
Smith are popping at each other;
JIM HOPE, Propr,
THE ROYAL HOTEL
Only swell hotel in Giveadam Gulch! BY
putting four in a bed this hotel will accom-
modate 20 people. We use regular crock
cry in the dining room. and any one wish
ing napkin can have it. Soap. water and
towel IN the room II desired. Beds made up
once per day. same as in New York. You
can sleep with your boots on or off. shoot
at the lamps in the dining room eat as
much as you please, and then lick the plate
Inc idea OF the proprietor is to make you
feel at home. The editor of the Kicker
boards here Terms: g per day and up
ward, according to the looks Of che man.
GREEN & PERKS. Proprietors.
THE KYOTE RESTAURANT.
This favorite old eating house, patronized
by the editor of the Arizona Kicker and
other tony critters for the last five years. is
still doing rushing business, and is the
only place In town where you can get a
square meal for dollar.
NO FORKS OR NAPKINS
10 onend the fastidious and take away
allowed to use his fingers and wine bis
mouth on his coattails.
Bear Meat!
Venison!
Beef Stakes!
Prairie Chickensi
And other toothsome meats and you can
eat as much as grizzly and no one will hit
you with club. If our walters are impu-
but don't shoot at the crockery till we get
rich enough to buy more.
OUR TERMS ARE CASH,
And those who attempt to blk us are
buried In the sand lots just behind the
house. Therefore, come with the rhino. I'M
BILL GREEN. Sole Prop.r.
THE BRUNSWICK.
This old and favorite resort for travellers
who desire rest and refreshment is open
again after extensive improvements. and
we boldly declare it the peer of tho finest
hosiery In the world 1t contains twenty
-FOUR rooms. which have been fitted up at an
expense OF $l2 each, and over fifty people
can find sleeping accommodations on the
bar, the billiard tables and In the back
yard in case Of a rush.
The best Of everything to eat, and 10 ex-
ira charge for meals sent to rooms or for
shooting at the walters. cloth on eyery
table. sheets on every bed and cvery room
supplied with pail Of water and a box of
matches.
The editor of the Kicker used to board
here; but our fare was too rich for his
ROCKY MOUNTAIN DAN.
l am still holding forth at the old place
on Third street. and never carried a bigger
stock OF the stuff than is now under nv
roof ny
POUR OUT YOUR OWN WHISKY.
Every critter is allowed to pour out his
own whisky, and the universal price Of
drink is ten cents. II you want to make a
hog OF yourself. here is the place to do ~
DON'T SPIT COTTON
When Rocky Mountain Dan is ready to
you to get gloriously drunk.
POST OFFICE NOTICE.
From and after this date all mails for
Pine Hin. Devils Elbow. Grizzly Hill, Lone
Jack. Grass Valley and Dead Mans Hill
will leave Giveadam Gulch at eight O'Clock
am.
All malls from the above places are due
here at five O'Clock Pm. but the carriers
may get drunk and come in any time (,ur
ing the evening.
All persons calling at the general delivery
window for mail are her ably informed thar
shooting through the window will NOT
hasten the delivery Of mail IN the slightest
No letters sent unless stamped No trust
for stamps. If you don't lick on your own
stamps they won't be licked
Any person kicking in the door and arous-
ing the postmaster after midnight viii eet
more bullets than mail o.
DRUGGIST AND PHARMACIST
Having been bulldozed 10y the editor Of
the Kicker into advertising In his paper. I
hereby announce that have the best gem
eral drug store in all Arizona
TWENTY KINDS OF SOAP
TO select from In case you happen to feel
like taking a wash, and as we are badly
stuck on the tooth brushes we laid in n
year ago, we have reduced tho price To ton
cents each. WA
OUR NEW SODA FOUNTAIN
was all ready to f1zz when a gang Of the
boys decided that we were putting on too
much style, and came In and shot all the
faucets off. We have decided to let 20 If
soda water, but Wen hand You OFT root
beer and lemonade which will make vour
hair curl. Whisky by the drink. as usuaI
and shooting at the colored lights permitted
after dark.
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ADVERTISING,
but when Teller holds a gun under ronr
nose. what can Won do aho,,t IL