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The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-07-03

The appeal of the Hawaiian Tram
way Company against the decision of
the lower court in the suit brought by
S. M. Ballou was heard by the Supreme
Court yesterday.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-07-03

Chamberlain Cough Remedy cures
colds, Group and whooping cough. 1t
is pleasant, safe and reliable. For sale
b. all druggists and dealers. Benson.
Smith & Co., Agents for H. |.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1896-07-03
All Run Down
Always Tired, sIeepIess and
Without Appetite

Blood vltaIIzed and Strength Re-
newed by Hood's sarsaPariIla.
&C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
z" For a couple Of years. was subject TO feel
Ings anything but good. I always felt tired.
could not sleep st night and the Hftls could
sat did not seem to benefit ne any.
Did Not Have Amy Ambition
70 70 around or work pnd In TACT was not aba -
do good days work happened 70 pick up a
circular embracing advertisements and tesr<
noniala for Hoods sarsaparIlIa and air. rad.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29

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{bom S4iibenpluBe 19iper -beaeht
btimfehrenb): Gieba, Mauf.rl, an
9nten 6Hub bab' friegt! syrau: q
mas S4ub, d Morbsbieb baft'!
werurtbeiIt. ssrau (sur
nfiI5u9e5ogenen RDhiit): Mas, bon
neinsnl Mdnne lafm Sic iid fiifTene 2
Cine R6hir. ipelhe ,inen 70 ihlehtm
@eimnaf fat. fann ih nidt brauden
benn fie pirb ibn aud Bel ben Gpeifen
tdben!
g { aud. DAME: r6dbfn sic
aud nod niht ,inSeftrdft nnter YaI<
men aetpdnbelt9@ 6err: rpit - pit
itidbt 10 lont, babe i1 mid ia nit
nneiner S5rdn i'm Ynlmenbduie ibres
x36ters berIDbt!~
Gtn emter MIn4ener
5iommadff: RdtN. ieBf tommps
6Ipeitl Qdtbi: Mbtr, 6trr 9rintbuter''
s. \ u IT ID fdbo n brei5sbnte MdabI
- Y founnqnR: Rev nit 70 buulm 0ds
n aS5r nit bie ein3eIn Wsd0b !
M 9a1tsnl g I! !!!ll q
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29

bern! 1eut' nah ! nod bis .Garbiz
se" fertig, bonn tomm' ] 5um Glen
- nit ann Moitbraten unb ann
ariisI pils NOR | ipOHl s'frieben. urlo
mDrgen. y"
rMorgen2!@
rsyreili', mprgen. $. a orbentlthe
Wdfh' min Iei' 3eit baben. !. nlprs
gen ipirb ,blGut" linb rg'ihpdbt' -.
lld.. unb g. Nufbdnsen TT eisentlih
Sbnere @od5'; / bab, neine Gib' nit
s'ftoblen. baB | atpana'smal anr'n
Dahboben fDnnt' lallfen!"
Sn felbiger Naht fiebepte bic quite
Roia, ,inb tags barauf lag iie NIT perz
bunbenem Ropfe auf benz Dipan. ).
elm Sammerbilb, unb Der quite Carl
ma1te in feiner aanalei por lauter
Mnsit cine Dummbeit um bic a1l@
bere.
Nuf bab aber Der Wdfbe bod ibr
Meht tperbe unb lie nod 8ebiihr an
bic Qeine fpmme, betan1 bic Babt
9tlfstruppen, bic 8ebienertn nnb bic
Sausmeiiterin, unb bie4e bnei Graaien
tummelten iid, BON elmer balbitiinbi.
gen Hubepauie beim 9abelfribItud
absefeben, bermaben, bab iie nm
stpDlf l1br Mittass ridtis fig nno fers
tig tparen.
Das gffen fir bier 2eute - ber
Moie mar Der 9lppetit DDaig pergan%
aen bolte bic 8ebienerin bonn
Sasertpirtb, Der ben suten Wetn bate,
unb bic Musaabluns nabm ben Garl
bpr.
Self, faste bic &ofa NIT {htpae
der Stimme, nbas ndditemal seber1
mir bic Wdf6e aus benz 9aule uno
ipenn iie in 5tpei Sabrsn lautsr 3unoer
nirb9"
n@etpib, Ssroerl", faste Der fee
lensuter Garl, m0ein Wille seidebe
tpie i'm 9immel aliO aud auf gr'
benz"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29
Gsa,pa aratipe.

MIs er mir nod bon ferne
90 ftOne 8erfe fdrieb:
Do lus th lie errDtbenb,
Da mar CT mir i6on lieb!
gr tam in meinen Gartsn
llnb fprah NIT mir fosar:
Da fiiblte id gang iiAer,
DAB er mir lieber mar!
Wir faBen in Der 2aube,
Gr nabm mir einen Stub;
Mie fpmmt's, bab ih ben Rduber
Sen r2iebiten"" nennen mubs
Gr bat: vWenn Ou, mein Gnse-
Nur einen &ub mir gibit, ~
Oann nenn' i6 Did metn 8rdnt'
den" -
Sd fanb i'm aIerltebf!
Do1 felt i9 als Iein Wsibden
Sbn gans mein nennen fann,
SIT er fir mid Der bette,
9eraaaerliebfte Mann!
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29

Dem Nuse bes Jremben Bot fid3 i'm
Saale, troB Der ipabrbaft tropifden
9iBe, man4es brn Sntsrefe. ssn Der
Wlitte Der breiten Wanb mar elm Doz
blum, uuf benz elm fldppriaes piono
ftanb, on benz 1ib Elm lanabaarioer
Goipbop ubmiibte; unb in feinem Fole
idien bi. iibIine Barnung:
Don't hurt the player!
He is doing his best!
nt9t gang urrniiB gu iein, benn er
quGlte bas Snitrument pirflid auf
unerbDrte Weife. MandmaI tpifhte
er ii4 ben S4tpeib npm @efidt unb
ipielte bann ipeiter. Reben ibm tpurbe
Elm 8anio maltruitirt, unb iiber Ilres
erboben iid bic quietenben, unfhDnen
Some elmer @eige unb tiner glarinette
Der gopbop am glusier mar Elm
Deutfaer, bus iub man ibm auf ben
eriten Bid an. Die unberen tparen
Mmerifaner pber r@rea1ers" Mericaz
ner). ieber NIT Ieinem blintenben gfe-
polper ober Mdhete i'm 5tiefel5haft
nnb bic 3ofen bchgefrenpelt. Mande
tan5ten III 9embsdrmeln, bas roth
feibene 9alstuh flutternb i'm 3uae.
gs iparen aIles rnube @efellen. unb
aud bic M6bden, bie iibriasns in Der
entf6iebenen Minberbeit tparen. fahen
aus ipie berlorene Gte1en. Was oibt
es aud font nn9 hires @eihlehts in
iener @esenb, als Gefh0pfe, beren auz
ter Ruf ldnsft in ale Winbe nertreut
iit!
Dod balt! Dd, an Die Manb ae<
Iebnt, ftebt Elm Mdbhen. bas einen ans
beren Ginbrud mnHt, Sic 1T mod
febr jung, ipabri6einIi6 faum 20 -
rofise WangeM unb beIlbraune. Ieuh<
tenbe Nugen, fnIanien Mudfes unb
init tinem QlnfIlg mGb9enbafter
@6a6ternbeit. Gnt5iidt bIidt he III
bds Gftpiibl 9inein, bem iie eben am
Arme eints fonliptrbrdnnten Minsrs
entronnell. Sbr tbfm flitSt nnb ibrI
1artsr &llfsn pad .- Is .....l..
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29
Die ernen 8ote,s.
Bon 9ebtuis @rdfin Wittbera.

Was bat bein Muge 70 erbent9
Was nldcbt bic bleiden Mangen aIii>
benz
so lab, bon fiiber Rraft aefcbipelIt.
Die eriten 5rablinssblumsn biiiben..
uno iprtb. mas podit bu, tb1ri9t'
49, 9ero,
4ls y fpollteit blu bor Cuff aeriprinaen9
rWorbet TT Minters geaht lnb
@4mer3
Die eriten 2erden bDrt' id 5inoeu!4
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29

Grtannt. 8err Mrtbur (be<
dGtnt Z, als Henommiit): !. Sir nGhife
9scdpe BIN iA bon einem grafen 81 81
timer 9erstour einseldben. gin n.
8ubOrer (btm anbern in's 0br1. I.
Xsirb ibu ein9eldbsn baben - ibin M
|Den Budd bindufauiseigtn!1
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29
81 a hMbdmN Niefe. Qitero

Na d Mbdm Riefe. 2itsrat:l
0err Boron, sic iparen 70 freunblih,
mir Doriges Sabr % Marf 80 Ieiber
Baron: M6, bite, bas bate id gar
niht prefiirt. Qiterat:: Wtnn mir
bait Der 6err Baron mod 25 geben
ipcllttn harm tD6ren e ssrabt fiinf=
5is.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29
Giner fprooess Smn9fra.s.

@lsiae 1iemals elmer Diitel:
9prObs itidt iie unb bermeifen.
! nno am gnOe ipirb iie bod bon
Gtnen Gfel aufgefre1en.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1896-04-29

Sic: ;. go. cine tnnere Gtimme
fagt mir. - - Gr: .Mas, eine irs
mere Stimme hait Du aud no99!1
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23
The Last Rite.

One, of the saddest funerals ever known
in Lovelock was when Miss Edna Par
ker, was buried. She was 10 years OF
age. and one of our most loyable young
ladies'. Eight of her schoolmates, girls,
ACTED as pallbearers. When the preacher
touched upon the life OF the young lady,
her spotless character, her sweet dispo-
sition, when he referred to the vacant
chair al home, the vacant seat at the
school, and the mothers broken heart,
the church was filled with the sympa-
thizing friends. Aged men mingled
their tears v it'll those of her schoolmates.
Eyes that had been dry for years were
moist with grief. The coffin was covered
with beautiful floral pieces. Many OF
them were given by her little friends at
school. The dreaded malaria fever was
the cause OF her untimely end.l-Carson
Appeal.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23

Committees on Credentials. Pcrma-
nent Orgaliiza' ion and Order of Business
and Platform and Resolutions were ap-
pointed and an adjournment taken until
8 o'clork.
On re-assembling the committees re-
ported. The temporary officers were
made permanent and the convention
proceeded to nominations with the fol-
lowing result:
For Assemblymen, J. F. Crosby, Z.
q. Hummel, Il. G. Leeper and r. r.
Crawford; Long Term Commissioner,
J. j. Quinn; Short Term Commissioner,
X. Ii. Cowles; Sheriff, G. q. MrNees !;
Clerk, Frank Porter; District Attorney
Marion Wilson; Recorder, b. c. Shearer ;
Treasurer, d. B. Boyd; Coroner, :. 7.
Taylor; Justice OF the Peace, +. w.
Taylor; Constable, Fl. p. Brown. After
appointing County Central Committee
the Con, ention adjourned sine die.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23
Help Wanted.

$40 to SIS per week to men and women
for easy home work. No books or can
vasing. No experience. Bonatied offer.
No Catch. Send stamp for work and
particulars. +. HERMANN, 2l3 South
Sixth Stree, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23
EGr Sale.

Fer Sale.
Theo. Wetmore offers his cottage on
River street for sale or rent. One of the
finest locations in town with an abundant
supply of hytlrant water on premises
Good out houses and large back yard
adapted to keeping horses, COWS or
chickens. For sale on reasonable terms.
Or will rent for $500 per month. Apply
to WIN. PAINTER,
Wadsworth New.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23
HUNTERS NOTICE.

Hunters will please not go into the
fields on the Italian ranch near Jake
Hamilton's old place, or on the Hill
ranch, to shoot, as the wild cattle break
out and cause me much trouble and ex-
pense.
+. OLINGHousE.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23

If you only want a big-looking bottle
of lniment ask for it; but il you want
a bottle OF good liniment that is bigger
than it looks ask for Trib.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23

Trib is the liniment of the century,
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23
Low Rates on all Railroads.
Mere Attractions this Year than Ever
CONDITIONS IN RUNNING EVENTS

running cent
Entrance
in
orniaS Agricultural Association %
Conditions in TrOtting and Pacing Events
divided
Association rules
details small bills For catalogues address,
J. F. EMMlTT, Secre ary
c. C. P0WNiNG, President.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1896-09-23
STATIONERY
CONFECTIONERY

Have just received Choice Stock of
Fresh Candies and Nuts. | also have
First-Class grade of Cigars, Tobacco,
Stationery, Etc.
Call for your mali and see the
sweetest things in town.
A. w. MACPHERSON,
P.O. Building, Wadsworth.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
DIR. j. q. GRANT. Specialist.
Eye, Ear, Nose and THROAT.
Syndicate Block, Minneapolis.
Il {Spectacles fitted.)
PrepnrinE for Dinner.

~sT = +
II woman courts Indigestion, she
can devise no surer method Of getting
1t than by eating heartily when she is
very tired. Chronic dyspepsia is al
most sure to follow long course Of
heavy dinners eaten when the diner is
worn out with her days work.
i TO prepare for dinner after a busy
day, take or the street gown, take out
the hair pins and take of the shoes.
Brush the hair few minutes and pin
it loosely up, but not in the same place
where it is usually worn. Have ready
a bowl Of hot water. Wash the face
and neck in it. Press the wash cloth
us hot as it can be borne, at the back
of the neck and over the eyes. When
the hot water has relaxed the tense,
tired muscles somewhat, dash cold
water, with toilet vinegar or cologne
init, over the face and neck. Then lie
down for fifteen minutes. Keep the
eyes closed and the mind, as far as
possible, a blank.
Then drink a cup of hot water, or
hot, weak tea. Put on fresh gown,
and, unless the WEAKNESS has been I'M
usually severe, the blithest and most
rested sensations follow, and dinner is
a pleasure, and not another duty in
the days dull routine. philadelphia
Ledger.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
Good Tor the publishers.

Little Miss DeFashion (meeting
noted author In the park How-de-do,
Mr. Finemlnd. Mamma is awful glad
you are coming to her reception.
Great AuthorI am delighted to
learn that she Is pleased. \.
Yes; she says you are the biggest
society lion of the season, and she's SO
glad she got ahead of that Mrs. De-
Style. Mamma has told everybody
you are comm, and they're all worked
most to death. Mammals head aches
awful this morning.
"um--to what do you refer, my
DEAR"
why, you know everybody is near
ly KILN themselves tryin to read
your books, SO they can talk to you
about em. Spare Moments.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
A point in Physiology.

Nature takes the time when one is
lying down, to give the heart rest, and
that organ, consequently, makes ten
strokes less minute than when one is
in an upright posture. Multiply that
by sixty minutes. and it is GOO strokes.
Therefore. In eight hours spent In "
ing down the heart is saved nearly
5000 strokes, and as the heart pumps
six ounces of blood with each stroke, 1t
lifts 10000 ounces less of blood in q
night of eight hours spent in bed than
when one is in an upright position. AS
the blood flows so much more slowly
through the veins when one is lying
down. one must supply them with ex-
ira coverings. the warmth usually fur
uisbed by ulation.--Harper's Bazar.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
Patents issued.

John Beatty, Jr., Oak Center, Mimi,
harrow tooth; Clarence r. Bradley,
Mankato, Mimi, measure; Truman M.
p. Chapman, Minneapolis, Mimi,
spring roller; James w. Eggleston,
Minneapolis, Mimi. gage pin for print
ing presses; Christian Linkenbach, St.
Paul, Mimi, clasp; James ~ Mellow
ell, Ellensburg, Wash, fire lighter;
Maurice d. Pendergast, Hutchinson,
Mimi, bob sled; Emery ID. Taylor,
Minneapolis, MINI, car wheel shif g 7
t. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 910,
OIL and 912 Pioneer Press Bldg, st.
Paul, MINI.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
Electric Lamps for Photo-EnErav-

Electric Lamps for Photo-EnErav-
Ing.
An improved arc lamp OF high can
dle-power has been specially designed
and constructed for use in connection,
with photo-engraving. The light OBJ
tanned is absolutely steady and burns
for a number Of hours at 5000 candle
power, with variation Of less than
one-tenth OF an ampere. Photo-en-
gravers and electrotypers who have
used this lamp report that they are
now able to make prints in three to
four minutes, where formerly they
would have to use six 1000 candle
power arc lamps for double the length
of time in order to secure the same
result. /
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
statucs OF Thirts-Two i

Statues Of thirty-two Hohenzollerns
are to be made and placed along one
of the avenues to the Thiergarten at
Berlin. by order of Emperor William.
Thirty-two avenues Of bays will be cut
at right-ang1es to the main avenue, III
each OF which statue will stand.
Each statue will have marble bench
before it. and the bust Of a famous
nan Of the period on each hand. This
is really one Of the most curious of the
remarkable projects of the emperor.
and is severely criticized at Berlin, on
the ground that there will be a deadly
uniformity in the effect and that It Il
impossible to obtain so many good
statues In tho time allowed. Commits
sinns giyen IN this wholesale way are
not very inspiring Hartford Couraht.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
AIwayh on Tap.

The son Of the house had just re-
turned from his grand tour and was
describing the wonders Of Niagara TO
the old coachman
The latter's eyes opened wider anu
and wider. and at the end Of the re-
citai he said:
Tor. now, sir! jest think Of it! And
do they always keep it going IA u.
swers.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
A. He Explained II.

She takes great deal Of interest IN
theatrical matters, and remarked to
the yoEIg man:
.These coster singers are very pop
ular ut present"
.sYes,' he replied nervously.
II wonder why they call them cost
ers?v she went OH in pensiye tone.
II don't know, unless it's because 1t
costs IL weeks salary to 90 and hear
one ef them. Washington Star.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
Boys VII BE Boys.

Old Gentleman(to small boys steal
ing apples) Good gracious, boys, steal
ing is bad enough; but IL you must
steal. why don't you take the ripe APP
pie instead Of the green?"
Boys dn chorus) TIL the man what
owns the orchard will give us all the
ripe ones we want, If we ask for 'en.
rs. 4. Wave.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
meter Than Refined Gold

Is bodily comfort. This unspeakable boot
is denied to many unfortunates for whose
ailments Hostetters Stomach Bitters Is a
promptly, helpful remedy. The dyspeptic,
the rheumatic, the nervous, persons trou-
bled with biliousness or chills and fever
should lose no time in availing themselves
OF this comprehensive and genial medicine.
1t promotes appetite and nightly sumbsr
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
when Natnra

Needs assistance It may be best to rem
der It promptly, but one should remem-
Der to use even the most perfect rene
dies only when needed. The best and
most simple and gentle remedy IS the
Syrup OF Figs, manufactured by tho
California Fig Syrup Company.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
Lilse Fnther. Like Som.

Drunk again, said the stern father,
as he met his tipsy son at the door at
3 a. IN.
Don't mensliun't," replied the Young
hopeful, gayiy Som L"-Phiiadei.
phia North American.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
True TO His Vow

She-Come, dear, here are some nice
fresh biscuits | cooked myself. Put
on your slippers and come to the
table.
He-Excuse me, dear; don't think
I'll put on my slippers. I've always
made the boast that I'd die with my
boots -Yonkers Statesman.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

"They tell me she Is a lightning
change artist"
II guess that's right. She has been
married and divorced three times, and
she's only twenty-five years old now"
Chicago Post
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
Home, sweet Home

s'The best time to strike your clients
rs right after dinner, Is It not?" asked
the social statistician.
TT is when they eats at a hotel"
answered the begging gentleman.
,.Home dinners man is just as Liable to
be comm away mad as in good hui
mor.,'-I indianapolis Journal.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

Nerve Restorer. No Fits after the nrsJ day y use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and 81 trial bottle "
Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 93i Arch ST., y
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

Roman slaves were often educated men.
rhe doctors, musicians, actors and men OF
pther callings We're ofteD slaves.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

If the Raby Is Cutting Teeth.
AZ sure nd use that old and we'll tried remedy MRS
+ EtKsIows SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teethtn& IS
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

The average amount OF sunshine per day
i b England Is four hours.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

During the Saxon and Norman times In
England children were publicly sold in the
streets OF English towns for slaves.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

FIVE persons are killed daily in inc mines
If England
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

1000 Farms for Sale.
son,v q per cent Cash balance one half Crop each
Year or instalm-nt plan j, A. Walters.
+ y 1094th st. So. Minneapolis Mimi
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07

CRIPPLE CREEK.-S will buy 400 shares Of
old mining stock; send for prospectus; references
Eiyen MOUNT u MOTz, Colorado Springs, Col
The Bemidji pioneer., 1896-05-07
The Man for the Job

Inspector Of Prisons--In providing
Fou with work your former occupation
shall be taken into account. What
we're you?
Convict-An anarchist.
II Inspector I'm, uh we can put him
10 road blasting. Neue Fliegende Biat-
Ter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1896-01-22
Moving In the Bowerv.

There was a moving in the Bowery a few days ago. and it was watched with interest by a score or so of passersby. A stout Italian bootblack was transfer ring his stand to some other part of the town. Just before tho moving began the proprietor and his weazened little wife stood beside tho stand. The little wife then put D dirty little pillow on her head and stopped trifle. The husband thereupon picked up the stand with diff culty and balanced it on the little wom- an s head. Then he took the two chairs and placed them on the stand in such fashion as to secure them from falling.
 The little wife. having strengthened up under her burden and made sure of its equilibrium. started down the Bow cry, and the stout husband followed at ease, puffing cigarette, while the spec rators looked on amazed to discover the usefulness of fife as a beast of bur den. New York San
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1896-01-22
MIR. cARRoLLs GREAT IDEA
It Puts Man at His Best When He Is
 Held Up by Robber


 Taylor Carroll is engaged ill deyising a formidable system of defense for lone pedestrians when they wander ill dan gerous places where police protection is ineffective and the risk of being held upo is ever present. His plan is to con vert the erect human body into q minia- ture revolving t1rret, armed at four points and capable of dealing death in front, rear or flank simultaneously or of sending four successive discharges i'll the same direction.
 MT. CaTroll's design is still in its ru- dimentary stage, with numberless minor details to be elaborated, but his central idea is we'll developed. He says he has not yet prepared diagrams or expert mental apparatus, but has merely out lined it mentally.
 ssl would have small storage bat tery worn in q belt " he said, with small copper wires running from it up through the sleeves and connected with each hand on the great or middle finger with q copper ring the thumb can reach i'll tho palm of the hand. Whom the thumb touched tho ring, an electrical current would discharge four batteries loaded with ball behind and in front. This discharge could take place when the hands were being held under the threat of all armed robber.
 .tThe ring should be placed beyond the reach of the thumb except i'll cases of emergency, so the thumb will never discharge the battery accidentally.
 Mir. Carroll is not practical electri- elan or mechanic, being ean actor by profession. He has not figured up the weight of the storage battery to be car ried on the belt nor is he adverse to considering the advisability of substi tuting q dry primary cell.
 In his zeal for the application of sci entific methods to the protection of the citizen the inventor has apparently left out of sight everything but the tactical advantage of the lonely pedestrian att tackled in front by the bold marauder or cIasped from behind by the lurking gar roter. Thus he has not yet figured out how slim young man is to avoid as suming Falstaffian dimensions when he braces storage batteries and arsenals around his waist
 Nor does he forecast the possibly trag- ical consequences that might some day result from the clasp of loving hand upon the thumb and palm that carried the potential copper appurtenances he describes, making inadyertent electrical contact and producing q catastrophe when only endearment was intended = Chicago Tribune.