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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
LINEA DE CUBA,

LlegArAn SOLO hasts S.Atisgo Do Cubs
10. vapores que salsn los dias s, IS J IS.
Los de los dias s y IS tocarAn On
Nuevieta Puerto Padre, Gibara, Maya
RI, Baracoa, Guantanamo y Cuba
FL dia Is hArG las mismas escalss,
{ sxespci6n de la de MayAri, y adsmis
tocacA On EaguA De T&nsmo.
Todos retornArGD vsriHcando sus o.
lidss de Oubs Los dias IL, 33 , 3, sfec-
tuGndose Las sntradas On In HAbana
On las fechas corrsspondientss DO 10,
30 y Q Dc cadA mes.
Ninguno dc estos vaporsa tocayA d
m fet0Fno an Guantkuamo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
DOLORES EK TUBOS

PARA LA PINTURA AL OLEO Y
LA OUARELA, HE AOABAN DI
REOIBIR EN- 1S1A IAPkHNTA.
Holm (bsStsj.
Bet6n.
Blsneo d pIa:AS
Blaneo Dc ploms
BlAneo Dc Etne.
Axnl eslests
ASal d cobaltAs
AAul d PruaiA.
Oastano (tvsn lGs A=ss
Oastano foio.
OastAno d Ven DIRK.
yAfmin qusmads-K
OASmin d Fahis.
Osnina aEuls
bsfmsll6R
RutagAmha
aris d Psyns.
lndige,
Amarillo asIca6mi9:
amarillo Do erumo slas4.
Amarillo Dc sfoms ,ossu
Amarillo indians.
Amarillo q Napeisa
LAea qusnaAA.
LnAA earninsA.
LAcA fahia
LAcA amarillA
LAea of1inaris,
Lnea vieladA.
Negro d narAl
Negro d dKsasss
Oefe enstAAa
Osfs amArilln
Osfs rois
Oefs e salnl
UlkrAmaS
Pis4ss d Alan
kcEo Il Eesaras.
kote 4 vsn.eia.
ssagss d Daes
nspis salessaAAl
Msmalts,
,untnra sssuA
xissa d Uaassl.
1isEm Dc OolssI..
nsfn q Italia n...r.
snsfn d I,Alis ..-az.
nsfn q ssan.a ss,.r.L
nsrs q sans.s sssns1S
jnstn q tlsaa ass-,-I
nHRNm - ~.
..0sfmsllon.
nNnslles iaxllA
.ss...s!it. assOlln
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29

han recibido los siguientes:
O6digo Penal rsformade en-. 1870
oOn las variaciones introducidas On
Ell mismo por la ley de IL de 5uLlo
de 1876, concordado y come ntado
para % mejor inteligenGia p Nail
aplicaei6n, CON una multitu6 de
ejemplos , cuestionea prActieas ex-
tractadas de Ia jurisprudenois esta-
blecida por el Tribuns' ~ 7eemo
On mas de cinco mil ssatenclaV y die
tadas en- msteria do cas0di6a oEi-
minal desde 1870 s 1857, y dS II
|jurisprudencia fransesa on los ~
sos no resueltos adm por La nusstr y
que dimanan de arhCulOs del %
digo frances, que guartan completa
identidad J Analogta con l0s de-
O6digo espanol, seguide dc un ex.
tense y minuoioso reper ori0 alta
b6tico dc Las mismAs y de IN apAn
dice CON las leyes pe1ales eEuecia-
les de contrabando J defrAl dnao'c
ferrocarnles, montes, ley el. :
les y municipal, casa y pesc., ley
sobre proteccidn = los ni6os de n
| de Julio dc 1873, y sobre usurpa-
uion = falslnoaci6n. de pAtentes d.
80 del propio mes J aho, AnotAdAl
| y comentadas oon Ia jurispruden,
ola del TribanAl Supreme.
OhrA utiiisimA q los sehores Ma'
gisirados, Jufados, Jucoes, Hsca'
lee, indiyiduos del Ouerpo JuridioG
lMllitar , dcmks funsionarios en-
oargadoa Dc Ia aplioAoi6n Dc Ii Icy
| y muy pArti0ulAFmante % seho-
res LeerAdos, detelsofes 8 Acusa
dores On oAusA criminal. ~ scdA'
aQuellas. pcrsonAs qua descosA
de eonooeF al Oodigo J n Ju.ispru
dsnciA, 40 han podldo hAeef d
lellos IN estudio especial, por c
IRxcrao Hs D. Salvador vlaaa y vi
lllasecA, MAgiszado del Tnbuna
Duprusao J Diputsdo { Ocrtea III
lEtma edieion, cnASRo s1sxca-
| OONPMAOI0E de - disposl
Icionns osKanicas do h AdmtnissxA
lA6n Dc yussislA an In psovinalal
Ids Ulw1mAx, psessdidA do una n
Itrodrcaaoa klss6nsA aaotAGaa
Iocaeortada con 10 lsgislssi6a aas
lsor = In de Ia PaninsniA, J eoa 4
I.syw peooesaloa. r seguida Dc ',
| lios apNntiouss, oppssnnvss %
In, As untneanl6n q 10 e Agosl
| dc ibsA, 81 ds0rssc ley &c esApas'
lals d. q .ssAMs y In dnsass a
IroGcsoaas vigeasaA pea kAmf
is.esAas OaAfA. snxillAs De- MtEl
..r.o as ssrAe.a = JassseAa ! be1s
.or e Ia /. RsxtssA Dc - Tnbas
I1asr. ndssa0a d ISL
IPEDAaOGiOA. ros aca Jos@ -
Iaecs ! tfoaxASaa as bumo~sa
RkgKRTORI0 d yukIi
lpkUDhaClA e mnsszsA q lmanl
Iloa- so pus una pxni. @ Ah<x
a.. he i assonesaa - 10s Y
t0MM&M sAAk&eM3 0eA -
la..<s q sae lsIe q isDA 3 ham
IpaSsA
Ivk1RRlHAklA. AsAgu.
mana. Oas&sn EsssAa
TlHlCA y @wsmsaA. ksaas-
4Anl.AB - lnxaxsam<k. -
-As~ kAs1<sA-
1kAkDUkiA a. Essus. CO
A-@.
ATl.AM - 9eagsasaA uAassnl
ngsmse - - @ssas aIMsNs
ssaEie 3 - ssA@A-w nsa
20 MsnAas tssmnsaAs % 9xA
oagssass AsaA3AssAss. -
ysswseN
Ikto Clvfl. s3@9as3Ase,
8 tms@a N8aA&a
kAua - ~ sfs.s =
EsxsN 1sssssl. =. :. I :. :.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
RHNOLCADOR

Esta smprssa tisus 81 vapor AGUI.
LA, rotents para Tsmolquss poT hs
costas de sst1 Isla, , habilitando De
bombsS para Aahiq~as ' ttilss pAsa NJ
vamsnto.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
M~T .N.l ~ - A &ow
Sc acab,., 6aa recibu' en- la In1prera-
td del BOletGn:
-.
TIN II f. -.

para peri6dicos impresiones del mas
delicado trabajo, EN- envases de- todO
peso. De. colores: azul, encarnada,
violeta, amarilla, verde y chocolate.
Estas dltimas en- envases de 5OO.:gra-
mos y IL kilO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29

La bolsa, el Oomercio y
Las soeledades Mercan-
tiles,'1 tcmO...--.- 1,
LAsclones de Derecho MeS
cantil, por varios alum
nos de don Luis Silvela, /
tomO...--. i
Sibro de Las SAtiras, por
don Ventura Ruix Agui.
lera, comprende: Sati.
ras, La arcadia moder.
M, Grandezas de los
peQuenos, Epigramas y
letEillaa, 7arias fGbulas
yMoralejas, l tomo, r6s.
tioa $50 p6ginas...-- 4
CAndido, Novela por don
Mariana Ramiro, l to-
mo r6stioA.------
Rinoonete y cortadillo y
Ri hcenciado Vidriera
por idem, un tomo-.
Los Banos dc Argel, 90.
media. por Id, un tomo.
n gallardo espafiol, idem,
p0r idem, IN tOmo.
La leyenda dc Noohe-bue
nA.-~~. .. ..
n hijo del Sacristan, poy
don OArios Eroataura,
2 tomoe. ..........~--
Felipe 2: Estudio Hist6ri-
90 ezttioo, poR v. GO
meE, ! tomo.---.
lhieEro, Estudio clentifi.
90. pos don Julio. .iG6.
mo1--~~--..~sss....~.
Homsnsje Po6tico, Poe
sias dc IS ingcnioA A..
tomo->--~- --~--. --
Leyenda Dc los Eeyes, no
velA historical pos don
| ToronAso TAxrAgo, l 20
| MO~s~--~-~ ~~~s
HAhltAhllidAd dc Loo A.
| ros, por don Jos4 No
reno Fucnsua, / soino-
knebles y Taplocs, sexun.
| d. sATie DO oATsAs Q una
| ssAoEitA sobrs 10 Aaoi-,
sAea6n. por Y. AlQusl y
| DadlA. l sono---
Pnasos do v.sA, pns dos
/ Aixuel Mora, a. svmo
Reos GAoioaAsas y CAnta-
gls1A POI id----------- 4
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
EMPRESA
It1OGSEPlhULIS CORllOSDI Las lsrILIli
y trasportes miIitares
10 SobIinos d. Herrera, Habana.

Los vspores de esta emrresa sfsc.
tuaran su sslida desde este puerto on
los dias s, 10, Is, 30 y IS dc cads mes,
. Las 5 de II tarde en- los dias de labos
, I las 12 del din en- los feativos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
7 [ N L (

para escribir y copiar de. 'diVersas
marcas, En- potes pequenOs hay in~
fnidad de clases.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
MiJUAN

til iJUhH
PAPEL SELLADO
|aladrado por ana sola hoja,
6 prop6sitO para minutas, so
bres de oicios, etc. ..,...-
De venta en- esta. lmprenta
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
ESFERA5

pata las hEscuelas; con meri-
diano de metal, juegos com.
pletos, de Copernico, Armilar
'lerrestreiy Celeste.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
LlBROS BARATOS.

De venta, en- Ia lmprsnta. dsl
BoL1Tm M1RcAnru.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29

auohOs Rnos
Meo otroa paes erme ooer p6boo I'm artculo oua
mol Pcede meoraa en- partei bao nng6n eoncepo
sstan resadas - pefsea si todo ngol ey los ~
@ IL 1 A0
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
La HUJER


,Aa.sseAs ana safea q nh&Pis-
An.s rFepaA pAfs lseAsriA q g. O.
eAnsA tafafaAssa "a h -ChM !.
-. JassA A~sAah
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1896-05-29
LIBROS.

En- 10 Imprenta del BoLla4a q
han recibido los siguientes:
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
Force of Air Waves.

Professor Boys of London recently de-
livered an illustrated lecture in which
he showed photographs of the, Lee Met
ford bullet as it passed through quar-
ter inch sheet of glass. Just before the
bullet touched the sheet the air wave
cut disk Of glass about half an inch
in diameter clean ont. At the same
time the glass around the hole was
crushed into powder and driven back at
an extremely rapid rate. The glass
stuck to the bullet for short time after
it had passed through, the disk being
driven out in front Of the chow wave. "
In this experiment the waves caused by
the vibrations Of the glass were plainly
shown. A photograph of the bullet after
it had cleared the glass by 9 inches
showed the remainder of the glass in
tact, but when the bullet had proceeded
another 16 inches the sheet of glass was
seen to break and fall in fragments.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
All In One Family, but Resrottable

The Argus heard Of case which oc-
Cured recently in which funeral was
the means of disclosing q serious breach
of trust. There is certain woman who
is not allowed q very large amount Of
spending money by :,Ar husband. Being
in temporary need recently, she con-
ceived tie brilliant idea of pawning his
Sunday suit for few days, intending to
have it safely redeemed and back in the
house by Saturday night. 1t happened,
however, that business associate of her
husband died quite suddenly, and, the
time arriving for the funeral, the hus-
band went to look for his Sunday clothes
He found them not, and a scene fol-
lowed.
The moral of this story ought to be
that the man made his wife more lib
eral allowance, but he didn' 't.-Port-
land (Me.) Argus.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
Lincoln In the Five Points.

Not long before Lincoln was first
nominated for the presidency he went to
New York to make political speech at
the Cooper Union. While there, accord
ing to a writer in the Philadelphia
Press, he wandered about the citya good
deal and once went to the Five Points,
then the most notorious of New York
slums.
There he was attracted By the sound
of music, and perceiving upon door an
invitation to strangers to enter he went
in and found himself in the Five Points
mission.
His manner betrayed so much interest
in the children, especially in their sing
ing, that the superintendent, though be
did not know him, invited him to speak.
Mir. Lincoln accepted the invitation,
and, as the superintendent used to say,
talked to the children just as loving
and wise father might have talked to
his own sons and daughters, without a
trace Of pedantry or cant. After the e1-
ercises the superintendent asked the
stranger for his name.
My name is Lincoln, was the an
swer 81 live in Illinois. -
And then the superintendent knew
that the speaker must be the man whose
address at the Cooper Union had been
60 much talked about the last few days.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11

Simon S. Hartman, of Tunnelton,
West Va, has been subject to at
tacks Of collie about once a year. and
would have to call doctor and then
suffer for about twelve hours as much
as some DO when they die. He was
taken recently just tie same as at
other times, and concluded to try
Chamberlain's Colic,.. Cholera and
Diarrhoe Remedy. He says: Il took
one dose of it and it gave me relief
in five minutes. That is more than
anything else has ever done for me" !"
For sale by Julian e. Kaufman. IS
All last winter Mr.. Geo. A. Mills,
of Lebanon, Conn, was badly afflicted
with rheumatism. At times it was
severe that he could not stand up
straight, but was drawn over on one
side. II tried different remedies
without receiving relief" be says,
until about six months ago | bought
a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
After using it for three days my
rheumatism was gone and has not
returned since. For sale by Julian
E. Kaufman. l9
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
The Great Family Medicine,

Is Spirittine Balsan. This valua-
bic preparation is the pure extract
Of certain pine trees, and manutac-
tured with great care. and in conse-
quence of the astonishing success in
removing diseases, has become very
popular and is being called for again
AID again until it is a necessity in
every household. This great family
medicine has proven to possess the
most safe and efficient properties for
the cure of Colds, rheumatism,
Lameness, Sprains; Bruises Neural
gia, Sore Throat, Soreness in the
Bones, Ringworm, and is very USE
ful in all cases where an externa
remedy is applicable. For Earache,
and Toothache there is no better
remedy. Sufferers from Lung and
Bronchial Affections will obtain great
relief, and for general use there is no
better medicine for the household.
Fer sale wholesale and retail at the
Bazaar.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
WILLIAM II AND NINE. PARLAGHl.
Something About the Woman Artist and
the E1aperor's Fontlness For Her.

SO.uSSulHS aUOUS Iiio " oihe-h <AA SAoS e~h0
the Emperor's Fondness For Her.
Nine. Wilma Parlaghi, who was re-
ferred to in one of the Paris newspapers
as friend Of u. Rosenthal (Jacques
St. Cere), The Figaro editor recently
arrested in the Lebaudy case in Paris,
is portrait painter in Berlin. She is
Hungarian by birth, small. well formed,
still young and very good looking.
Although Nine. Parlaghi is not a
favorite with her artistic colleagues in
Berlin, she has painted the portraits OF
famous persons, such as Moltke, Louis
Kossuth, Windthorst, the former leader
Of the center of the reichstag, and En-
peror William IL The emperor ex-
pressed himself as satisfied with the
picture.
Nine. Parlaehi is in the habit Of
complaining of the jealousy Of her col
leagues in art. To this jealousy, she
said, was due the refusal to admit the
portrait of Moltke to an art exhibition
in Berlin, although Moltke is alleged to
have declared the portrait to be the
best picture of him ever done. She COM
planned to Emperor William II, who
was gallant enough to buy the picture.
He thus put himself in conflict with
the Jury of artists and provoked endless
discussion in the German press. By his
order the portrait was placed in the
grand hall of the exhibition. William
II openly censured the decision Of the
Jury in language rather disrespectful to
the artists, and added that in the grand
hall of honor, but for the portrait OF
Moltke, there would not be single
work of real art The journals of Berlin
made fun of this opinion guardedly,
both in prose and in poetry.
Nine Parlaghi became celebrated
after receiving these evidences of i'm
perial favor. A merchant IN Cologne
asked her for a portrait of Bismarck,
who, he said, was his personal friend.
She wrote letter to the ex-chancellor,
announcing her arrival in Friedrichs
rub, but the letter was not opened, and
she and her husband returned to the
railroad station to take the train for
Hamburg. But Bismarck, who was out
riding met the couple and invited them
to remain. He went to the kitchen and
gave orders to increase the dinner bill,
as the princess was at Hamburg.
Nine Parlaghi gained her point and
few days afterward she began the por-'
trait, for which she needed only two sit
tiDgs. After the first sitting, on Jan. /,
1898, Bismarck invited her to dinner.
A few days later, while the prince was
posing for the second time, he spoke
thus of the Moltke incident:
"When man raises himself above
tho level of average intelligence, he ex-
cites envy, but when a woman has to
struggle with men, they treat her rough
ly."
Nine. Parlaghi gave drawing lessons
to the Empress of Russia when the en-
press was only Princess Alix of Hesse.
At present she is making full length
portrait Of the king of Wurttemb berg
New York Sun.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
PLANTERS OLD TINE COUGH SYRI I

The Prince Of Cough Syrups. The
consumption preventive. For Group
in children and coughs Of all kinds
it has no equal. An excellent remedy
for grippe or severe colds. 25 and
so cents bottles.
PLATERS FEMALE REGULA
tor, the priceless boon for women A
special treatment for all diseases pc
culiar to her sex. Price 81.
PLANTERS PILE OINTMENT.
never fails to effect cure. Why
suffer from this troublesome disease,
when single package Of this medi-
cine may cure you. Price 80 cents
PLANTERS CATARHH BALM.
for colds, catarrh, hoarseness, sore
troat, loss of voi"e, loss of healirg,
hay fever, etc. etc Price so cents.
THE TWIN PAIN KILLERS,
Cuban Oil for extelnll use, Cuban
Relief for internal use, for man and
beast. Price 25 cents.
PLANTERS EYE WATER for
infamed and sore eyes Of every de-
scription. Strengthens the eyes of
the age. Is cents per bottle.
PLANTERS HEADACHE POW
ders for sick and nervous headache
and neuralgia. Will cure in 20 MIL
utes. 10 cents per package.
PLANTERS HORSE AND CAT
tie Powders, the finest medicine ever
known for stock ald poultry. In
vest 25 cents and make your horse
worth $50 more.
PLANTERS NUBIAN TEA, the
finest vegetable liver regulator in the
world. Does rot grippe. Cures bill
iousness, indigestion, sour stomach,
dyspepsia and all liver complaints.
25 cents per package.
nj For sale at the Bazaar's Med
ical Department, Lexington, S. c.
January l, 1896.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
Testing Water.

Into perfectly clean bottle, having a
stopper Of ground glass, put five ounces
Of the water to be tested. To the water
add ten grains (by weight) Of pure,
granulated white sugar. Cork tight and
set in a window, exposed freely to light,
but not to the direct rays Of the sun.
Do not disturb the bottle and keep the
temperature as near 70 degrees F. as
possible.
If the water contains organic matter,
within 4S hours an abundance Of whit
ish specks will be seon floating about,
and the more organic matter the more
specks. In week or ten days, If the
water is very bad, the odor of rancid
butter will be noticed On removing the
stopper.
The little specks will settle to the bot
tom, where they. will appear as white,
faky masses. Such water should not be
used for drinking purposes. s.-Philadel
phia Press.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
Victor hugo and Politics.

Victor Hugo, in spite Of everything
that has been said to the contrary, was
distinctly lot republican at the outset
of his career, and it is more than ques-
tionable whether be would have ever
become the blatant one he did if Louis
Philippe and Louis Napoleon had con-
sented to take him at his own valuation
as statesman. Berauger, who was
republican pure and simple, notwith-
standing his supposed share III the es-
tabhshment of Louis Philippe on the
French throne, summed up Victor
Hugo's republicanism in one line. One
day, shortly after the February revolu-
tion which overtopped that throne-.as
it would seem forever-an acquaintance
OF Beranger met him coming out OF the
Palais Bourbon. II shall feel obliged, !"
the poet said, "if you will see me home,
for do not feel at all well. Those vio-
lent scenes inside there are not to my
taste"
This, pointing to the erstwhile resi-
dence of the illegitimate daughter Of
Louis XIV by Nine. de Montespan, bet
ter known as the widow Of that mis-
chievous dwarf Louis, third duke de
Bourbon -Conde, the small minded and
small bodied son Of the great Conde. Il
am not at all WE'LL" he repeated with
wistful smile. II have been accused Of
having held the plank over which Louis
Philippe went to the Tuileries. wish
could be the bridge across the channel
on which he would return now. Ger
tainly, I would have liked republic,
but not one such as we are having IN
there" And his hand pointed once more
to the home Of the constituent assembly.
"You ought to be pleased, " remarked
his interlocutor. "Victc- Hugo is in the
same regiment with you "Victor
Hugo is not in the regiment; he is in
the band. "-Contemporary Review.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11

There is more Catarrh in this Sec
ton Of the country than all other
diseases put together, and until the
last few years was supposed to be in
curable. For a great many years
doctors pronounced it a local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and
by constantly failing to cure with
local trettment, pronounced it incur
able. Science has proven catarrh to
be a constitutional disease, and there
fore requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Care, manu-
factured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio is the only constitution
al cure or the market. It is taken
internally in doses from 10 drops to
a teaspoonful. It acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Props,
Toledo, o.
s@~S Sold by druggists, price 75c.
10.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-03-11
Churchili's Push.

When Lord Randolph Churchill was
at Oxford, he was constantly il conflict
with his dean at Merton on the subject
of compulsory chapels, and on one occa-
sion he was sent for to listen to grand
remonstrance. It was chilly day, and
the dean was standing with his back to
the fire when Lord Randolph entered.
After about ten minutes another delin-
quent was ushered in, and found Lord
Randolph standing with his back to the
fire and his coattails comfortably up
raised, while the unfortunate dean was
arguing away out il the cold, near the
door,
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Gracious ROYALTY,

A workman who was recently sent
down to Osborne with bicycle for one
of the young Battenbergs addressed
Princess Beatrice as Num-" and on
leaving remarked cheerfully, "Good
evening, num-" and GOOD evening,
sonnie.'' The course of nature continued
as before and the workman was not
even beheaded. New York Times.
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Definite Information Wanted.

"The cause Of his DEATH" said the
physician, twas heart failure. "
'Ihat was what supposed" replied
the young man. "Most of US die OF heart
failure, but what I am anxious to learn
is, what caused his heart to fail. Chi
cago Post.
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BY Halves.

"I always meet trouble half way"
said the man who had paid half of his
promissory note and arranged for all ex-
tension Of the other half.-Detroit Free
Press.
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HELEN'S FACE A BOOK.

Eelen's face is like Q book .sf
Charming al its pages. u
Helen s FACE is ike book.
What's the story forsook
When on Helen's face lookS
When her smile engages?
There read an old romance;
Here see one living.
There read an old romance,
But in. Helen's lightest glance
For hYelier tale enchantS,
Wild excitement giving!
What is printers irl- to me?
Commas, dots and daShes?
WhaT is printers ink to me
Ifwith Helen may be,
Exclamation points TO see
Underneath her lashes! Lark.