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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-03-16
THE BEgT
SPRING MEDICINE

g SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR-donit
forget to take Il. The Liver gets sluggish
Turing tho Winter, Just Ike all nature,
md the system becomes rhoked up BY
he accumulated waste, which brings on
Malaria, Fever and Ague and Rheuma.
ism. You want to wake UP your Liver
low, but be sure you take SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR 20 DO Il. Il also
regulates the Llver-keeps L properly AZ
work, when your system will be free ifom
poison and the whole body InvIgorated.
You get THE BEST BLOOD when
your system % In Al condition, and that
will only be when the Liver Is kept active.
Try a Liver Remedy once and note the
difference. But take only SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR-lt Is SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR which makes the
difference. Take Il In powder or In liquid
already prepared, or make a tea Of the
powder; buttake SIMMONS LIVER REGU.
LATOR. You'll find the RED Z On every
package. Look for It.
>. IA. zeilin a Co., Philadelphia, Pa.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-03-16

Tho comet having changed its course towards the EARTH
ve viii be allowed to remain thereon And while stay
here We will want
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
Shoe Hen,a Of pulp.

One Of the latest features Of wood
pulp industry is the manufacture, in
Haverhin, Mass, Of shoe heels from
that material, white pine and other
kinds being used for the purpose. In
carrying out this art the plan, as de-
ecribed, consists in reducing the wood
In the usual way in digesters, after
which the pulp is put into q tank and
mixed with the substances necessary
for imparting to heel stock the neces-
sary requirements, such as alcohol,
litharge, tar, degras and fish glue,
thorough mixing of these with the pulp
being followed by soaking the same
day or two, so that the fiber may be
penetrated, when another application
of materials occurs. The object at this
stage Is to harden the pulp somewhat,
so that 1t can be rolled into thick sheets
and handled shellac and borax accom-
plishing this, the pulp thus having
the consistency Of cement. At this
point slackened lime Is put in, and,
rs this hardens when dry, the pulp
must be rolled into sheets and cut into
heels before the hardening takes place.
With needed rapidity the pulp is now
drawn from the tank in sheets, it being
lust thick enough, and there being spe'
cially arranged rollers and adjustments
Mt the bottom Of the tank for effecting
this. A series of Pleasures through
press rollers reduces the sheet to the
right thickness, and the sheet is next
placed quickly upon the bed Of a CUTTER
the wheels are now started, and in
moment the platen falls, forcing hun
dred or more cutters upon the sheet
shaping out a heel each.-New York
] II
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
d.no.r =, ,ol.o rerucea. AZ soon a. these

danger OF false refugees. As soon as these
Schechemites got into the temple they
tholeht they were safe. They said: Berth
will take cafe Of ris: Ablmelechs may batter
down everything else: He cann0t batter
down this temple where we are now Hid"
But very soon they heard the timbers crack
ling, and they were smothered with smoke.
and they miserably died. / suppose every
person In this audience this moment Is step
ping into some Kind Of refuge Here you
step in the tower Of good works. You say,
II shall be safe in this refuge" The battle
ments are adorned; the steps are vanished;
on the wall are pictures of all the suffering
you have aleviated, and all the schools you
have established, and all the fine things you
have ever done. Up In that tower you feel
YOU arc safe But hear you not the tramp Of
your unpardoned sins Ill aroun1 the tower
They each have MATCH You are klnunh9
the combustible material. You feel the neat
and the suffocation. Oh, may you leap ID
time, the gospel declaring, "By the deeas Oh
the law shall no flesh living be justified.
"Well," you say. II have been driven out
of that tower. Where shall 1 go?' Step
into this tower of indifference. You say, I'll
this tower is attacked, 1t will be great
while before it is taken" You feel at ease.
But there is an Abimeeeh with ruthless as
sault coming en-. Death and his forces are
gathering around. and they demand that you
surrender everything. and they clamor for
your overthrow, and they throw their skee-
ton arms in the window, and with their iron
fists they beat against the door, and while
you are trying to Keep them out you see the
torches Of judgment kindling, and every for
est Is q torch and every mountain a torch
and every sea a torch, and while the Alps
and Pyrenees and Himalayas turn into live
coal, blown redder and relder by the whir !,
wind breath Of God omnipotentj what VIII
become of your refuge Of lies?
"But," says some one, "you are engaged
in very mean business, driving US from
tower to tower" Ga, no. L want TO tell
YOU of Gibraltar that never has been ana
never will be taken, of wall that no satanic
assault can scale, Of bulwark that the
Judgment earthquakes cannot bulge.
The b be refers to it when i. says, ain God
is thy refuge, and underneath thee are the
everlasting arms" Ga, fling yourself in:o
it. Tread down unceremoniously everything
that intercepts you. Wedge your way there.
There are enough hounds of death AMI peril
after YOU to make you hurry. Many man
has persisted just outside The tower with his
foot on the step, with his hand on the latch;
Oh. get inside. Not one surplus second
have you to spare. Quick! Quick! Qulcks
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
oueer Faots About AIR.

The celebrated chemist OF tho SIX (.
teenth century who argued that Il
would be impossible for us to live Oh
the earth's surface II the atmosphere
would suddenly increase tQ twice us
present thickness could not have been
far wrong after all; that Is, If the OK
netiments of DR.. Arnott are to be taken
as conclusive. In his observations on
atmospheric pressure at the bottoms OF
the deep mining shafts Of Europe, Prof.
Arnott has found that the change be-
tween the readings Of d barometer at
tho bottom Of a four-thousaud-foot
shaft and one at the surface Is great
enough to warrant him In making tho
statement that air at the bottom of a
shaft twenty miles deep would be as
dense as water. Figuring on the same
ratio he finds that If hole cOnld be
sunk forty miles into the bowels of the
earth the density Of the air at the bot
tom would be as great as that Of quick
silver.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
longevity OF Ants.

Sir John Lubbock, the naturalist, who
has done more to popularize the study
of insect ways and habits than all tho
6ther modern entomologists combined,
has been experimenting to find out how
long the common ant would live, if kept
out of harms way. on Aug. 8, 1888,
an ant which had been thus kept and
tenderly cared for died at the age Of
Is years, which is the greatest age any
species of insect has yet been known to
attain. Another individual of the
same species Of ant (fOrmica fusca)
lived 10 the advanced age Of Ii years,
an The queen of another kind Qasius
niger laid fertile eggs after she had
passed the age Of 8 years.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
FIRST PERSON PLURAL.
Editor who Fears the Time Honured
"wen May Be Overruled.

Editor who Fears the Time Honored
"we" May Be Overruled.
Some kind-hearted editor in New
England has furnished new example
Of the misuse of the pfefogative Of edi-
tors and kings. A lady correspondent
wrote him, recommending raw pota-
toes for asthma. She said she had tried
them, eating one every evening just
before che went to bed, and, In short,
the effect was all that the most exact
Ing before-and-after photographer
could require. So she recommended
them to all the similarly afflicted read
ers of the New England publication
aforesaid, and asked the editor If he
would not be good enough to try the
remedy himself go that he could speak
with authority.
This placed the editor In rather un-
pleasant predicament. He, however,
gracefully avoided the difficulty by re-
plying editorially to this effect;
I'VE have great confidence in this
kind lady In regard to her own case and
others cited, but Our stomach is a rath-
er delicate one, and our digestion even
of cooked potatoes hone of the best"
1t is sucA curiosities of editorial Eng
fish as this that threatens the ruin Of
the first person plural. Already Ger,
tain of our contemporaries which have
q fine taste for humor NOTABLY Life and
the Brooklyn Eagle) have started the
fashion. We suspect that they have
done so In order that they may have
many jokes at the expense Of those
newspapers which still say I'VE" on
all possible occasions. The Washington
Post wiz hot be long in following their
lead. 1t refers often in its brisk, crisp
paragraphs to such well-known phrases
as I'VE have a new Methodist minister
I in our midst" and it will doubtless hail
with glee the editorial utterance quot
ed above
If the first person plural Is to stay,
something must be done to convince
editors at large that while their mental
faculties belong In a sense to their read
ers, and while on questions of public
policy what 1--WE" think and what our
policy is, and how q certain proposal
strikes "us," makes good reading, the
first person plural does not extend to
the editors personality, and therefore
that references to the editorial stomach
should be strictly in the singular. Here
is a subject for the schools Of Journal
ism. "1Syracuse Post.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
PUTIN JAIL.
An Attorneys Peculiar Predic0ment
In a Justice Trial.

In a Justice Trial.
81 was imprisoned In stable once"
hid well-known attorney to a Wash
tington Star writer, II had been re-
1ained to recover q mule In q mountain
county of North Carolina The mule
had been taken from my client and I
obtained a writ Of replevin, under
which the sheriff turned the animal
over to me. He was placed in log
stable until the case could be tried the
next morning. Court cOnvened about
sunrise, under q big oak tree, and the
mule was sent for, but the brute had
escaped and could not be found.
"Cou't will come to order, said the
Justice, an eS the critter is gone the
{, red-headed lawyer'n take his place, be-
In as he was the las enc tibet he'd i'm
In charge
1.-The trial progressed and Judgment
was rendered IN favor Of my client for
1.-THE mule, but In the absence OF the
property, the justice saidi
s<SThe mule was with q hunderd dol
lars, an as the lawyer let i'm git away,
III render judgment agin i'm for a
hundred dollars an costs, an the sher-
tff'n lmprison i'm till the cost are paid
~Of course the proceedings were H.
legal, but as l did not have enough
money in my pockets to pay the costs,
l was locked up In the log stable until
1 could send thirty miles over the
mountains and get the cash. All day
long staid in the ITtpromptu Jail, and
as it grew dark my thoughts were not
of pleasant nature. Suddenly nose
stuck threw the chinks. 1t was the
lost mule, and have never been as glad
to see any living creature, as was to
greet that lOng-eared representative Of
the equine race. / succeeded in max
ing the owner Of the stable hear me,
and in a few minutes the mule had
taken my piece In the stable"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
In Snowhonnd States.

In States and Territories where snow and
ice last all the long winters through, where
men are much exposed and suffer much from
cold, it is a wonder they do not provide
better against some OF the consequences.
In some lumber camps, choppers stand all
FAY in knee-decp snow with half frozen foot
The feet are much more tender than the
bands from being covered up all the time.
Men are often lame all summer from the
frcst-bites of tho previous winter. Whv it
is 80, Is simply because they do not know
That st Jacobs Oil will cure frOs!-bite in a
light,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
He Eettled II.

At q Market street soda fountain the
other day two summer girls were enjoy
ing a pineapple frappe together. The
day was hot, it was the noon hour, all
the seats along the counter were taken,
and a number of thirsty men and wom-
en- were on the outskirts, patiently
waiting their turn for refreshments.
The two girls slipped and dallled with
their frappe more leisurely than the
situation warranted, and when they
had finished they began the usual fem
mime wrangle as to which should pay
for the treat. The blonde girl put
down a dime and the brunette snatched
it back and put down two nickels; then
the blonde showed her money to the
front again, to be again violently de-
terred by the determined brunette, both
exclaiming: "No, you shan't pay; it's
nv treat" At this crisis q big, i'm
portapt-looking man in his shirt
sleeves. who had been waiting for some
tine. broke harshly into the dialogue:
"Great Governor he said, quit
shown those nickels around and give
other folks q chance. Rather'n SEEM
that goin' on any longer I'll Fay for the
Ia out myself" The girls both desert
I'll their dimes and hed.-Boston Post.
rT11,o +1,;rc+ for IinrOr ia not ruininO &c
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrn
f,nTe ia the only positive cure now known TO
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being 9. con;
stitutional disease requires q constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in;
ternally, acting directly upon the blood anu N
mncous surfaces of the system, thereby de,
.troyinr the foundation of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building up the
Constitution and assisting nature In dong us
work. The proprietors have so much 1aiI IN IN
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials. ADDRESS =
f. J. CHENEY e Co., Toledo, "
~ Sold by Druggists, roc.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Not That Time.

"What 1 want to know" said the
early oyster, lis whether I am to be in
the swim this season."
mot this time," said the cook, as he
scooped him into pattie.-Detroit Free
| prnez
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

The only floating soap now made that IS NV
per cent pure and contains Borax Is DoOoins
Floating Borax Soap. Why buy an a"ul'er"'cu
soap when you can get the gonuihe' LUZ uP
only in red wrappers.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
The Modern Way

Commends itself to the well-informed, to do
pleasantly and effectually what was formerly
done in the crudest manner and disagreeaOly
as well. To cleanse the system and break up
colds, headaches and fevers without unp'eas-
ant after effects. use the delightful liquid lax
alive remedy, Syrup of Figs. Manufactured
by California Fig Syrup Company.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

II you own dog and think ANYTHING Of MN a,
When iii and understand him sufficiently to
detect symptoms of illness. The dog doctor
book written By r. Clay Glover, D. Y. s.. spe-
cIalist in canine diseases to the principal zen.
q o,otb bound, handsomely 4llpstrstsd book,
and win be sent postpaid by tho Book Publish
inc House. 1874 Leonard ST., n. Y. City, on
receipt Of 40 cts. in postage stamps.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for chlldren
tcethjng .softens the gums reduces ntianlma
lion allays rain, cures wind ole. 20. bottle.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
A Natural Question,

May (reading the cycling news)--1 see
that q swell chap was arrested yester-
day for running down a woman.
Agnes-Really? At which club?-
New York World.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

FITS stopped free by DIR. KLINE's GREAT
NERVE REsToRER. No fits after first days use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and 81 GO trial bot
lie free. DIR. KLINE, 93l Arch ST., Phlla., "a
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Er. Kilmer's SWAMI ROOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Laboratory, Binghamton, \. I.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

TIE More One Uses Parkcr's Ginger Tohic
the mora its virtues are revealed in dispcllnS
colds, indigestion, pain ana every WEAKNESS
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
Nervous

People wonder why their nerves are so weak
why they get tired so easily; why they do not
sleep naturally; why they have frequent
headaches. indigestion and
Nervous Dyspepsia. The explanation
is simple. 1t is found in that impure blood
feeding the nerves on refuse instead OF the
elements of strength and vigor. Opate and
nerve compounds simply deadea and do not
cure. Hoods Sarsaparilla feeds the nerves
pure rich bloc !, gives natural sleep, perfect
digestion, is the true remedy fc~ nervous %.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Walking Would Often be Pleasure
wore it not for corns. These pests arc remoVeu
with Hindercorns. NC. at druggists
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Piso's Cure for Consumption is en- No.
Asthma medicine. w. IL. WILLIAMS
Antioch, Ills, April IL, 1874
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
ffaIH!ysI2
N KY3;'|,, ~ III! q $V

Mr. Bert NJ. Moses, the advertisement
and business writer Of CO2 Third
street. Brooklyn. relates that no
RECENTLY had occasion to consult Dr.
is Carreau, a well-known physl-
clan of 1s West Twenty-hrst street.,
New York City, for a stomach trouole
which was pronounced type oil
Avsnenaio "After consultation"
writes MIR. Moses, "thc Doctor gave
me a prescription, and 1 was some
what surprised to note that the
formula was nearly identical with
that of Ripans TabuIes, for which L
had on more than one occasion
prepared advertising matter. l hal
nr Carreau's prescription filled, ana
# nroved satisfactory. giving quick
relie, A week later, when had
taken all the medicine, I again caleb
on the Doctor and mentioned the
similarity Of his prescription and the
proprietary remedy spoken Of, show
ing him both the remedy itself anu
the formula. The Doctor was at
first somewhat inclined to crittclse
what he called patent medicines, Dut
nrpeared to be surprised when he
noted to what extent his own pres
scription conformed to the formula
/ showed him. 1t was practically
the same. After short time deyo-
tel to noting the careful manner In
which the proprietary medicine was
prepared, he wound up by prescrib-
ing it for my case. OF course had
to pay him for telling me to do this,
but il was worth the cost to have
such high professional assurance
that the advertised article was, In
fact the scientific formula that 1t
purported to be. 1 might have
taken the proprietary medicine IN
the beginning and saved the
Doctors fee, but think the conn-
dence have acquired in the efficacy
OF the remedy, through the Doc
tors Endorsement Of it, is well worth
the fee"
R'pans Tabules are sold by drug slss, or by D
Z tbe price 90 cents a box is sent TO Inc H.p
identical Company, No. 10 Spruce St, New &c
sample vial, 10 cents.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Late at breakfast means hurried for dinner
cross at tea.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

According to the teachings Of at least one
rabbi Eve was a blonde.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

ffanlicted with sore eyes use pr. Isaac Thon'''
,on,s Eye-water. Druggists sci! at 20c per Lo'tle
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

The Chicago Park Board is trying to sell
off Job lot OF surplus ions, buffalo and
elk
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

A heavy purse in FOOLS pocket is heavy
3urse
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Mrs. Oldboy-"WeIl, is the baby growing
Mrs. Newwed-"Y at least his voice Is.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
The worlds Earliest. Potato.

That's salzer's Earliest, fit for use in Is
DAVIS. Salzer's new lote potato. Champion
of the World, is pronounced the heaviest
viclder in the world, and we challenge you
10 produce its equal! 10 acres to SalZer's
Earliest Potatoes yield 1000 bushels, sold in
June at fl a bushel-$4OOO. That pays. A
word to the wise, etc.
Now IT YOU WILL CUT THIS OUT AND SEND it
with 10c. postage you will get. Tree, ~
''acl, or,ee grains and grasses, including Teo
sjnte. Lathyrus, Sand Yetch, Giant Spurry,
Giant Clover, ETC., and our mammoth see
catalogue. \"' w
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

browns TRoCaFs o4 are S O. Gpfn.
s SoTS c1l W IN boxes. Avoid limitations.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Old age has at least one advantage:
elderly people are hardly ever talked
oho,1t"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

Only one person in 1000 dies from old age.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
A Good DOG Is Worth Looking After.

A man may write an utterly illegible and
and still not be great.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

It is never any trouble to discover argu
ments in favor of what you want TO do.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

The first watches were made in 1746.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

A new glove has a palm mirror.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

When the problem OF a mans life is how 60
become rich, he never seems to think he has
.olvad il
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07
300 Reward. 500.

Many wits are sharpened on the grindstone
of poverty.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

; Some experiments at Leavenwortb, Kan.
,how that packed snow offers an excelleh'
resistance TO bullets.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

R.p,ns Tabules are sold by drug glsIs, or by man
II the price go cents box is sent to Ine Hpans
Chemical Company, No. 10 Spruce St, Ne" iorN
Sample VIAL 10 cents.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1896-02-07

,ur nav you TO sell fruit trees. STARK MUIR
We PAI sERIEs, Louisiana. Mo- RocxporI, III:
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1896-11-28
The Boy Favored Modern Methods

The boy had been in thought for several
minutes
Father, he said at last, +" sit wrong
to fight, isn't it?''
Eyes, my son, replied the father,
pleased to see that his lesson on that sub
ject had not been wasted.
''It's wrong to try to settle disputes by
resorting to force, isn't it p
at is, indeed, returned the father.
The whole tendency of modern civiliza
ton is to do away with fighting of all de-
scriptions.
''Muscle doesn count for so much as it
used to, does it
mo, my boy, physical proves does not
rank as high as mental ability in the world
today
The boy again relapsed into thought for
few minutes, apparently bordering his
fathers words
''Then, of course, we're all for peace
now" he finally said
''0f course Perfect peace is the ideal
for which we strive
..And we should strive for that ideal
in private and public affairs, shouldn
WEI?
always.
THAT what | thought, said the boy,
reAectively. Don't you think that we
have a good opportunity to apply it now p
Sin what way, my boy?
''Why let's arbitrate the question Of
that licking that you are going to give me
after dinner. Everybody arbitrates now.
1t was arbitrated