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Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

let me see you Htuning the ash man again
Jimmy? Jimmy-well. you woulen't n Ia
n-knowed there was q knot hole m that
fence ~ lh
Il don't believe you know what those
pretty things are said the babys father.
tapping the hahy's toes. "Ess ] Hpes " said
the baby. 'zey's my toads, ztys what !
hop awuund on" Ut %"
PApa-Wnlie. you wear out too many
shoes. Willie-Thats because J have to
walk 80 much. II you buy me bicycle you
will save money. AaT
Pepper" cried Willie, I'm head ui MY
elias in French "Gu2d," reptile hts ia y
Who else is in your class Witlie2r No
body. said Willie only me"
Three year-uld Ethel had been punished
by her mamma for some slight delinquency
by having her little fingers mildly slapped.
After the resultant tears had been dried.
Ethel put her ear 10 her dolls lips as
though listening 10 something the doll had
to say. and then said. In q rebuking tone.
No. Dolly. you must not say that mamma
is naughty for Furnishing me"
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

began 10 depreoiate The funeral EXPENSES
had drained their slender hoard OF savings
and, although Victoria cheerfuIly mounted
the cart as soon the mother could snare
her they were behind in their payments
and had shortly before this received no
tioe that unless they paid up at once tthey
would lose their place
SO II Is no great wonder that Albert a
usually rosy face YVES dark with gloom. as
he dug potatoes and thought of these
things
but cheerful NietoriR's freckled face was
80 bright with hope that the jnded house
Keepers, tired and overheAted quite took
courage again and bought so literally that
by noon about everything was disposed
OF, and Molly KAuntered. with a virtuous
air of relief and lightened load down
under the shadows OF the trees In Lafayette
park while Victoria. with an excellent appe-
ute munched her frugal luncheon Of black
bread, cheese and radishes. and formulated
her .lans
rather said Mr.. Marcus, in the real
estate hrm that We bought our place from.
Was ms friend" thought Victoria but
ever since father died they've been away.
because MIRA Marcus died TOO. Just before
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25
PRATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS

Mamma after she had punished Tommy
Stop making such dreadful faces Tommy
bursting into tearsl-I amt. I'm irving IN
keep q stin upper lip.
Fond Mother-Did you have q nice time nj
the picnic? Little Dick-Yes; only there
wasn't enough Ice cream an cahe ] ain't
a bit sick
You look very much better today, little
one, said the doctor 10 the youthful in
valid. "How DO you know sir? You haven I
looked n my tongue YETI was the reply
YOnkers Statesman.
Stern Fsthsr-Didnt tell you never to
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

They are 30 li:t9s you nE-diy know you
are taking them. They cause no gripping
yet they act quickly and most thoroughly
Such are the famous little pills known as
DeWitt's Little Early Risers Small in
size great in results
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

Whoever brought the land over
Must have taken so many trims
Nell says they put II In baskets;
But j think II must have been shins -
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25
A yEXED QUESTION.


] went In the school room one morning:
Ny two little girls We're there,
And over their atlas bending,
Each with a puzzled AR
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

Mary glanced up as ] entered,
And said, with an anxious look:
Mamma, perhaps you can help us
II says here, In this book,
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

THAT we bought Louisiana
From the French. Now that seems uueeri
For Nellie and ] don't understand
How they could send II here
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

City patrons of The Bee are in
vited to avail themselves of The
Bees stereoPticon bulletins display
ed in front of the Bee Building on
election night.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

Full official returns up to the
hour of going to press will appear
in The Bee on the morning after
election and in each succeeding
issue.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

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Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-25

They are telling this story OF how Prime
Bismarck came to choose DR. Schweningt
for his personal physician: At their frs
interview the prince lost his temper an
Erowled. Don't ask SO many questions" {
which SchweninEer replied: What you nee
is horse doctor; he asks no questions.
Whereupun Bismarck scowled and present.
tugged ct the bell The doctor was in dout
as TO whether he was not to be shown OF
into the street But the command wal
Fetch the doctors things from the st.
ion"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
THE ADVICE.
His Remedy Wa Severe, but 1t Woul
Bring Good Results.

His Remedy Was Severe. but 1t Would
Bring Good Results.
The doctor looked serious.
"You should be very careful for at
least a month" he said.
SIS it as bad as all that?'' asked the
patient ~anxiously.
"If the result is to be as satisfactory
as l would like to have it, you cannot
follow the rules that I lay down too
carefully"
81 will do exactly as you say" said
the now thoroughly alarmed patient.
"A.am I eating too heartily"
much too heartily. You should eat
simpler food and not SO much of it. If
you follow my advice, you'll cut your
butchers and grocer's bills just about
in half"
"I'll do it, doctor"
"You ought to take more exercise,
too" continued the physician. "How
do you go to your office now?"
ION the street cars.
"Stop it at once You must walk to
and from your Office every day. rain or
shine. Do you go to the theater?"
"Quite often"
"You mustn't do it while you're I'M
der my care. How about smoking?'
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Continuous Wool SHINING.

A unique kind of machine has
been devised by the Woonsocket (R.
u Machine and Press company, by
which continuous wool spinning is
effected, thus rendering practicable
the supersedure of the mule in spin
ming wooden yarn. This spinner is
built of SO spindles in a machine and
a be operated Oh the very highest
of stock or that which is medium or
low grade. And not only this, but
one such machine of So spindles will,
it is stated, spin as much yarn as
will a mule of 400 spindles, conse-
quently saving floor space, power
and cost of labor, as the arrangement
can be operated by a lady in charge,
the same as is the case with a cotton
frame, and the opinion of wooden
manufacturers is that by the use of
this spinner a mill will be able to Of
feet an important saving in the pro-
duction of it's goods. Exchange.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Poster Girls Defense.

OaoAAo
1t was an artless poster girl pinned up against
my wall,
She was tremendous ugly and she was exceed
ing tall.
was gazing at her idly, and l think I must
have slept,
For that poster maiden lifted up her poster
voice and wept.
She said between her poster sobs: 81 think it's
rather rough
To be jeered and heered and fouted, and I've
stood it long enough.
I'm tired of being quoted as a fright and fad
and freak,
And I take this opportunity my poster mind
to speak.
ALTHOUGH my hair is carmiEe and my nose il
edged with blue,
Although my style is splashy and my shade
effects are few,
Although I'm out of drawing and my back
Yet ] haven't half the WITNESSES of the maid
ems that you know.
II never keep you waiting while l prink be-
fore the glass,
l never talk such twaddle as that little Daw-
son lass,
| never paint on china, nor erotic novels write,
And ] never have recited 'Curfew Must Not
Ring Tonight
81 don't rave over Ibsen, / never, never firt,
l mover wear a shirt waist with q disconnected
skirt.
tnever speak in public on The Suffrage or
'The Race
never talk while playing whist or trump my
partners ace."
| said: "Oh. artless poster girl, you re in the
right of it.
You are a Joy forever. though a thing of beau
ty, nit!'
And from her madden eyebrows to her utmost
purple swirl,
Against all captious critics I'll defend the
poster girl.
New York Sunday World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

At the Republican national head,
quarters at Chicago ex-senator Nauder.
ron expressed himself rs follows on the
political situation:
1.-The Republicans in Il section are
earnest, vigorous and aggressive. Ih.y,
hope rather than confidence that we
will carry Nebraska by Il small major
ity. All this talk about Mckinley car,
rying everything west OF the Missouri
river is all bosh. ! told Mr.. Hanna
when l was in New York that he mus
not depend on any state west Of the
Missouri. There is lots Ct silver seuti-
ment in my state
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

81 smoke, Of course, but only in mod
Grafton"
Don't smoke at all, instructed the
physician. Throw away all your ci-
CARS and don't buy another for 80 days
at least. or I'll throw up tho CASE"
IN do it, doctor, but-but''-
do you drink"
Occasionally. but r.
"Stop it entirely"
"a little claret Oh the table now and
then ought not to-
mot a drop at any time"
"All right, doctor. What next?''
Nothing. Follow these instructions
closely for 30 days, and by that time'-
"Yes?" said the patient eagerly. ''By
that time, WHAT"
by that time" repeated the doctor,
"you ought to have saved enough to pay
Inc the balance due on that little bill
you have owed me for a matter of about
lS months. Good dayr'-Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
The Candidate Talks.

"You desire to interview me?"
said the woman candidate to the re.
porter.
Eyes, madam
How lovely! Well, I shall read
my letter of acceptance, which will
be written on pink paper, to tbs
committee when it calls, and l shall
wear at the time a tailor made linen
dress, perfectly plain, and tan GAL
ters, I think, and flowers in my hair,
of course, and - issues? Oh, of
course. Why, you may say. if the
people really r. to know my pri.
waite views, why, of course l favor
all the important issues of the day, "
Philadelphia North American.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Needs Explanation.

Mexico is not heaven, but it is true
that there are more Americans going t.
lcXico tll&n there are Mexicans coming
10 the United States. 1t is also trut
that nc Mexican capital is invested il
ills country while millions of American
capital is invested in Mexico. What i.
the explanation of these strange facts
Cedar Rapids Gazette.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

sharp cut in the wages of all labor and
the early beginning of a REIMBURSEMENT
OF prices i'll other industries besides
agriculture.
The single standard gold dollar is a
dear dollar the world over. The man
who has it is going to get something
when he parts with it.
ii Mckinley is elected, thousands of
men who vote for him will in less than
three months have the strongest kind of
reasons in their pockets for begging
somebody to kick them.
But Mckinley is not going to be
elected st. Louis Republic.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

No Christian sect, perhaps, is
strict in accepting the Bible
literally than the Dunkors. Tho
Living Church says that the ques-
ton was once submitted at a Dun.
kers meeting whether it was lawful
Tor the brethren to p~atronize or es-
tablish high schools, and the answer
was in the negative, IN tho ground
that the Bible tolls Christians to
mind not high things, but TO con
descend to men of low estate.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
FACTS FOR WORKINGMEN.

what the Election of Mckinley VIII Mean
to Wageworkers.
If Mckinley wins this fight, we go
Ast upon the single gold standard I'M
mitigated even by any reasonable hope
of relief from any source. That will
mean a final settling down to gold
prices in every branch Of industry aud
trade. 1t will mean wages to labor in
this country corresponding closely to
tho wages given TO the "pauper labor"
Of gold standard Britain.
But one of the very first effects of the
final triumph of the single gold stand
ard in this years election would be a
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

The silver mines of the United States
produce only $50, 600, 600 a year, which
would give us only Il dollar a head i'll
crease in circulation. We need much
more, but even that much would boom
business, increase opportunities for en-
ployment and give new life 10 home
building in the west, Exchange.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

There is a considerable risk i'll
CURED in shoeing vicious horses,
both to the blacksmith and to the
horse itself. To remove this risk al
together an Australian has invented
a sort of wooden cage, the sides and
top of which are padded. The horse
is led in, the door is fastened, and
the cage is then turned completely
upside down, the animal resting on
its back with its feet up.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Worse.

bicycles or no bicycles, :" said Mrs.
Corntossel, with great emphasis, Two
mans rights Ell no woman's rights, I
don't believe in women's wearin bloom
Grsl"
"No do T." replied her hus-
band.
"To my thinkin, it's downright lu.
macy"
MANDY, it's wuss'n that. It's panta-
,loonacy !"-Washington Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

"Ah," asked the lady, ''this rouge
will not-er-rub off,"
"Oh, dear, no. men, said the clerk.
"It is especially warranted to stand all
the kisses of investigation ones femi-
nine friends may choose to try Oh it.
Indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Applying at Headquarters.

The caller, who held his head very
much to one side and had a bandage
about his neck, deposited "a coin in the
hand of the celebrated clairvoyant and
spiritual medium. 81 wish" he said,
'you would call up Job and ask him
what he would do if he had a big boil
coming Oh the back Of his neck!''-Chi-
Gago Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
The Proper Time.

Bridget-You are home early from
the wake. I thought it was to be an all
night affair.
Patrick-An all night affair? Sure it
must be a Shape not a wake you are
thinking O f.-Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Doubt.

"The amazons." exclaimed the cou-
;,ier, hurriedly, "are anxious to advance
and throw themselves into the breach"
The king Of Dahomey knit his brows.
"Do you think it would be safe?' he
unused. "You know how it is about
women throwing. "-Detroit Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

"Durn these here bicycles!" said the
5nan with the sunburned suit, round
shoulders and long beard. 1T guess I've
:,one a-runnin up to no less'n a dozen
crowds specting to see a fight, and
only found some fellows doctorin a
wheel. "-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
In reply Prince Bismarck says:

TN1EDN1CEohUd, aug "a, loSO.
HONoRED SIR-Your esteemed favor has been
duly received. l hold that this is the very
hour that would be advisable to bring about
between the nations chiefly engaged in the
worlds commerce a mutual agreement in IA
vor of the establishment of bimetallism.
The United States are freer by far in their
movements than any nation of Europe, and
hence if the people of the United States should
find it compatible with their interests to take
independent action in the direction of bimetal-
ism, / CANNOT but believe that such action
would exert a most salutary influence upon
the contamination Of international agreement.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

The Chicago platform aims its blows at
the real enemies of this country. those
who think they are greater than the gov
ornment and can make the government
their instrument for private gain.-Wil-
liam j. Eryan.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

"Why is it that young Freshly
shaves twice a day?'
Its the only way to keep people
from finding out that he has no
beard. Detroit Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

Place the control of the standard money
of the world in the hands of a few great
fnaneiers, and times will be good for them,
no matter what distress may overtske the
rest of mankind.-William j. Bryan.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
BRYAN IN NEW JERSEY

Crisp Extracts From His Speeches on One
Days Journey.
The gold standard means half time
in the factories and double time on the
farms.
If you ask me what the campaign
song ought to be this year, l will tell
you there is no better than CLONE.
Sweet Home"
We find against us those who will
contribute literally to the corruption
fund. We find those with us who have
no money to corrupt voters with.
We have opposed to us every man
who has attempted to destroy labor Or
CARNATIONS. We have with us those
who have aided labor to better its con-
dition.
ii presidents of railroads will manip.
ulate votes before election, they will
manipulate men after election.
What is the use Of opening the mills
unless you first make the people able to
buy what the mills produce?
Show me Il mar who makes money
out of Legislation, and Twill show you a
man who abuses the people when they
want legislation for themselves.
a financial system that commends it.
self to the wealthy only is a curse to the
land.
Show me a man who has made money
ont of unjust laws, and he will deny
legislation a be of benefit to anybody.
Under "a single gold standard rising in
value the home you buy today will be
worth less in go years than it is today in
gold dollars. London is growing faster
than any city in the world, and property
values are going down steadily every year.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Justifying Himself.

Salvation Army Apostle - IL you
swear at those horses, my good man,
you'll never go to heaven.
Teamster (humbly) - knows it,
mum, but if I don't I'll never get to
Tonawanda. Buffalo Times.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

1t is odd to find so many big employers
Il labor trying to tell the w~orkingmen
what is best for them. Great reforms al
ways have come from the masses, open
worlds history where you may.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Precaution Is Necessary.

"This must be a very hard summer
Cor manageable menu"
"Why?"
II see that Widower Browning has
had barbed wire put all around his
piazza. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
FOR SILVER.
dc Believes In Independent Action by the
United States.

He Believes In Independent Action by the
United Slater.
In a recent speech at Dallas Governor
Culberson read the following corre-
spondence between himself and Prince
Bismarck Oh the money question:
Prince Bismarck :1-''
SIR-The great question of finance is now of
supreme interest to the people of the United
States. 1t is presented in various forms, but
in a general way it may be said to be, first,
whether the United States shall adopt the sim
gle gold standard, or, second, whether they
shall adopt bilnetallism with both gold and sill
YER as the STANDARD OF primary money.
The argument in favor of each is well known
to you, but it is particularly insisted that we
should adopt the policy of bimCtallism because
the supply of gold in the world for coinage is
insufficient to meet the demands, and because
such a standard VIII still further depress the
values of all property.
Which, in your judgment, is the best policy
to adopt, the gold standard or bimetallism3
What effect, in your Judgment, will the i'm
mediate adoption of bimetallism by the United
States have on the cause of bimetallism in
Germany and other great commercial nations?
G. A. CUIBERSON. Governor IF TeyaS
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Misplaced Magnetism.

II knew a fellow that could tame 8
tiger with a glance Of his eye"
"What became of him?"
"He's dead. He tried it Oh a bicycle
fcorcher. "-Chicago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

Free silver will raise prices and wages
by bringing more money into circulatioa,
by doing away with fears of Il money
panic and by bringing another form of
real money into competition with foreign
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
TIME

TIME SCHEDULE.
Northern Pacific time card in effect Monday,
June Is.
ARRIVE AT HELENA.
No. 5, Pacific Express, west bound $40 q. H..
No. O.. Atlantic EXPIRES. east bound. 900 a. m.
No. 3 Livingston and Missoula local,
daily except Sunday ............. II 100 a. NJ.
No 4. Missoula and Livingston local,
daily except Sunday. .............. 900 p. l..
No. 8, Marysville mixed. daily except
MOI Wickes and Boulder mixed dai.
ly except Sunday. runs from Basin
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days. from Elkhorn on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays. ......... $50 p. IN.
No. 1O2, Rimini mixed, Tuesdays only $50 p. IN.
DEPART FROM HELENA.
No. s, Pacific Express, westbound, 3:45 a. m.
No. 6, Atlantic Express, eastbound, 2:O5 q. M.
No. 3, Livingston and Missoula local
daily except Sunday. +. 80. II :05 a. M.
No. 4, Missoula and Livingston local
daily except Sunday ..:.......... 2:l0p. m.
No. Z. Marysville mixed, daily except
Sunday. 3:3Op. m.
No. 10, Wickes and Boulder mixed,
daily except Sunday, runs to Basin
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays,
to Elkhorn Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays 7:15 a. M.
No. lo1, Rimini mixed Tuesdays only 1880 a. M.
Through tickets to Japan and China, via Ia
coma and Northern Pacific Steamship Co.
For information, time cards, maps and tickets.
call on or write
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

1t is as sensible to say that money shall
be made only out of gold as it would be
70 say that the yard measure shall be
made only out of ebony.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17
Wherever you May he.

"Are many Of the Four Hundred
here?"
"Ob. yes. Thousands of them. -
Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

Show me a man who has made money
ont of unjust laws, and he will deny
legislation can be of benefit to anybody.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

a financial system that commends it.
self to the wealthy only is a curse to the
land.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

Show me a man who makes money
out OF Legislation, and will show you a
man who abuses the people when they
want legislation for themselves.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

What is the use Of opening the mills
unless you first make the people able to
buy what the mills produce?
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-10-17

fCOrcher.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1896-11-10
PLURALITIEs.
SHOCKING SUICIDE.
A Young Caroline County Mans
Terrible Death.

BOWLING GREEN, VA, November o.
Especial. )-Patrick Goulding. youth 10
years old. committed suicide at his home
near Penola. in this county, Saturday
evening. The details of the terrible affair
are shocking In the extreme. The young
man lived at the home of his father,
who Is a tenant on the farm of Mr.. G. L.
Baker. OF this town. Mr.. Baker and
party OF gentlemen from here were hunt
ing turkeys on the farm, and
they stopped at Mr.. Gouldlng's for dinner.
Young Goulding borrowed Mr.. Bakers
gun when the party went into dinner.
saying that he was going 10 see II he
could find anything 10 shoot. The next
thing heard Of him was when his little
brother came running up to the house.
saving that his brother had shot himself.
The party FASTENED TO the barn. where
the deed was committed, and found
the young man dead. He had accom-
plshed his object by placing the muzzle
OF the gun in his mouth and firing II by
means OF a stick. The young man bore a
good reputation IN his community. He
had been for some time before his suicide
depressed in spirits, and spoke some
times OF not caring much about living.
His condition Is stated to have been due
20 disappointment in love and the hard
times.
Messrs. John s. Elliott and Frank II.
Sutton. OF Richmond. were here to-day
IN attendance upon court.