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The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16
Champion shot or the world.

Miss Annie Oakley writes: Myself
and many of the Buffalo Bill Wild West
Co. have given Aliens Foot Ease, the
powder to shake into the shoes, most
thorough trial, and it does all if not more
than you claim" 1t instantly takes the
sting out of Corns and Bunions. Aliens
Foot Ease is certain cure for swollen,
hot, aching or sweating feet. Sold 0y
all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c.
Sample sent FREE. Allen s. Olmsted,
LIE Roy, N. Y.
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the divine and the satanic. The thun-
derbolts of the Almighty burst and blaze
upon the foe. Booml Boom! BY the
torches of lightning that illumine the
scene see that the crisis of the Arma-
geddon has come. 1t is the turning
point of this last battle. The next mo-
ment will decide all. Aye, the forces of
Apollyon are breaking ranks See, see!
They fly Some on foot, some on wing
They fly Back over the battlements of
perdition they 60 down with infinite
crash, all the regiments diabolic. Back
to the mountains and caves the armed
hosts of earth, crying as they retreat to
the rocks and mountains, Fall on us
and hide us from the face of him that
sitteth upon the throne and from the
wrath of the Lamb, for the great day of
his wrath has come, and who shall be
able to stand?"
After the Battle. =
And while Apollyon, the prisoner Of
war, is being dragged in chains to his
dungeon and our conqueror is remount-
ing his throne look off upon the bat
tlefeld, and among the slain I find the
caroasses of Mohammedanism and pa
ganism and atheism and infidelity
and dissipation and fraud and multi
tudinous wrong strewing the plain,
and I hear the angel that standeth in
the sun crying in the words of Revela-
ton to all the fowls that fly in the
midst of heaven-the eagles, and the
vultures, and the hawks, and the alba
trosses, "Come and gather yourselves
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

Would not bring happiness to the person
suffering with dyspepsia, but Hoods
has cured many thousands
of cases Of this disease. 1t tones the
stomach, regulates the bowls and puts
all the machinery of the system in good
working order. 1t creates a good appetite
and gives health, strength and happiness.
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16
Patients should Not Be Told Too Much.

Patients Should Not Be Told Too Much.
The profession should always be
ready with any information tending to-
ward the prevention of disease, but any
attempt directly or indirectly to teach
therapeutics is fraught with untold evil
to the giver and the receiver. The more
the patient is kept in ignorance of the
remedies prescribed the Notwithstanding,
and certainlyssfie bestsf for the pre-
scriher. New York Medical Record.
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This was part of the morning lesson
"He that loveth silver shall not be.satis-
fed with silver." And no sooner had the
good pastor uttered these words than Eve
or six men from Colorado. who happened
to be in the congregation, got up and
walked out of church with every indi.
cation of wanting to fight somebody
CHICAGO Tribune.
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A newspaper is not public charity.

Women who are weak and nervous,
who have no appetite and cannot sleep,
find strength and vigor in Hoods Sara
parilla.
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

In picture on the palace wall, at
Thebes, Rameses II Is represented as
playing with his wives at checkers.
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

Hoops PILLS act tremendously with
Hoods Sarsaparills. Cure all liver ills.
% cents.
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

When man lives with God his voice
shall be as sweet as the murmur OF me
brook and the rustic of the corn.
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

"And is Jennie thorough ip her work."
asked Mrs. farley of Mrs. Perkins, having
reference to would be waitress.
"Very," said Mrs. Perkins. "When she
broke one of my royal Worcester soup
plates she really didn't appear satisfied
until she had broken the other eleven.
Oh, yes. Jennie is thorough. "-Harper's
Bazaar.
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Before l give my consent to my daugh
ter's marriage to you, young man, l want
to know what your prospects for the
future are"
II am trying to settle that question
now, sir."-Philadelphia North american.
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Like biliousness, dyspepsia, headache, consti-
patton sour stomach, Indigestion are promptly
cured by Hoods Pills. They do their work
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

The time when the average man most
needs vacation is when he returns from
one.
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"How did you dare tell father that you
have prospect of 100000 year," she
asked.
"Why," he answered in righteous
Indignation, II have-if marry you."-
Washington Star.
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UTANTED-SeveraI faithful men or wo-
w men to travel for responsible estab-
lished house in New jersey. Salary $780,
payable $l5 weekly and expenses. Position
permanent. Reference. Enclose self-ad-
dressed stamped envelope. The National,
Star Building, Chicago. s-28
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A Real Blood Remedy.

is blood remedy for real blood troubles;
it cures the most obstinate cases of
Scrofula, Eczema, Cancer, Rheumatism,
etc., which other so-cal1ed blood RENE
dies fail to touch. SIS. gets at the
root of the disease and forces it out per-
manently. Valuable books will
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16
Feeder-What do you think of this des.

Feeder-What do you think of this des.
sert?
Needer-What do you call it?
Feeder-Charlotte russo.
Needer-Well, Charlotte knew her
business when she named it. In all my
experience 1 never encountered a fimsier
ruse for making a man believe he was
having some thing to eat.-Rictm0nd
Dispatch.
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An oculist put out a sign that read,
"Poor people treated free." But when a
healthy looking tramp dropped in and
said he'd take whisky straight for his'n
the oculist kicked him out and pulled in
the sign.-DGnville Breeze.
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The Doctor-You'n come around all
right, judge. Any physician would tell
you the same thing.
The Judge-Yes, doctor; but I've
heard SO much expert testimony Brook,
Ign Life.
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A LITTLE FUN.

Degan-Phot's reformer, anyways
Regar-A man pilot behaves thot
"photivir is, amt roight." bedod - Truth.
x*x
The DOctor-It's twins, sir.
Young Husband-I might have known
1t. It's my wife's hobby that two can
live as cheap as one.-Puck.
x**
SIS Miss Cahots in?" INQUIRED the
caller.
"That depends on yor. Are yez Misthe
Jones?" said Bridget.
eyes -
'She's gone out "-Harper's Bazaar.
~
Tom (gloomily)-I tell you, Charlie,
this is a hard, hard world.
Charlie (interestedly) you have
bought bicycle, too, have youp-1sd-
BITS I
Ii How is it that we never see Rusti
Gus with that pretty young woman any
more?
She-Whs, they have lie IN married for
more than year.-Detro1 Free Press
~
"I'll never ask another woman to marry
| me so long as live"
"Refused?''
'No; accepted" -Rsarsons Weekly
x*#
"Maria, hurry, for heavens sake! The
whole back part of the house is gone and
the roof is blazing right over our room
You haven't second to lose!"
"How unreasonable you are, John!
hay eat my overgaiters buttoned yetp'-
Chicago Tribune
| ~
Il wonder why it is that young girls
like to marry widowersP"
| SIT ia because they know that widowers
have been cured of their foolish illusions
about women - Chicago Record
**x
After a man has flushed the story of
his troubles, his friend replies by giving
the story of his own, which is usually
worse.-Atchison Globe
| **x
The man who makes fool of himself
invariably tries to throw the balance of
the job on some one else Commercial
A doertiser.
What do you admire most iD my new
dress?" she asked those wi no we're praisiDg
it.
"Just what's in it now," answered the
veteran beau of forty gay seasons, as he
blew her a kiss.-1sras Sitter.
x*x
"Madge, did it do you good to go out
into the county,"
"Well, gained five pounds, but lost
my grip on eye-ther and ney Their. ~
Chicago Record.
Nv
rs it a dressy neighborhood where you
live ?"
"Ex tremely so; the lady next door
sweeps off her front steps with her
diamond earrings on Chicago Record
~
Silver Bug-I tell you the silver leaders
are waging fight for principal.
Gold Bug-Yes, and they stipulate in
all their contracts that the principle shall u
be paid in gold.-N. Y Tribune.
IS
Friend-"Why is it that your son rides
to business in cab, and you always 60
on 'bus?"
Old MAXWELL, he has rich father,
and have IBID. Bits.
~.
$50 you cheerfully concede that YOU
son knows more than your"
Certainly. You don't catch me admit
ting that my father could bring up chill.
drea better than can. Chicago Record
x*x
The Doctor-You'll come around al
right, judge. Any physician would tell
you the same thing.
The Judge-Yes, doctor; but I'v'
heard SO much expert testimony Brook
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Friend-'Why is it that your son rides
to business in cab, and you always 60
on 'bus?'
Old MAXWELL, he has rich father,
and have not. "-Id. Bits.
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be sent free
to any address
by the Swift
Specific Co., At
lanta, Ga.
The Monitor-register. [volume] (Woodstown, Salem Co., N.J.) 1892-1972, 1896-10-16

$50 you cheerfully concede that your
son knows more than your"
Certainly. You don't catch me admit
ting that my father could bring up chill
drea better than can. Chicago Record
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a5c ar Tor n 1may be assorted except %, 81 size or
DR. Humphreys NJ ANUAL Enl srged4 Revised MAiLEptN
HUMPHREYS MID. co., Ill 1lS William ST., Ne"torA
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23
The st, Louis Republic.

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big inducement is offered TO those
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23
A MONSTER PUDDING.
u Was nuilt on savage Island. In the
VILLAGE of

" Whe hniit on savage Island. In the
Village Of ILku.
had been ten years on Savage ISL
and and meant to come to England on
a visit says a writer in The Spokane
Review but before leaving went to each
village to say "good-by" to the people.
We had been three weeks from home
IN we got to a little village called
Ia. The evening after our arrival
there was terrible commotion-men,
women and children we're running
about, carrying stocks, some logs of
wood and some big stones.
The men began digging long, shall
low trench with their sharp pointed
sticks. The boys brought big stones
and frewood. These were piled up all
along one side Of the trench. The wood
was then set on fire and was DON blaz-
ing, while the stones on the top were
getting hot While the fire was burn
ing one side little bundles of some
thing white and soft were being un-
dSne from the clean leaves that CON
tained them. This was the paste out
Of which the pudding was to be made.
There was no -four, suet, eggs, milk,
plums or eurrants in It. 1t was the
paste of native vegetable called taro.
and old cocoanut. both grated very fine
and mixed together. A long pudding
cloth was laid along the side Of the
trench and in it the pudding was care
fully wrapped 1t was not calico or lin
en-, but nice, clean banana leaves. over
this long cocoanut leaves were plated.
When the stones we're hot enough
some were quickly laid along the bot
tom OF the trench, then the long pud-
ding laid on top of them and then some
more stones at the sides and on the
top. Some girls had brought heaps
OF leaves to lay over the top to keep
the heat and steam in. and the earth
which had been dug out OF the trench
was thrown over the top. Then the
cooks and pudding makers went to
sleep and left the stars to watch their
cookery. Next morning at the whole
village was astir-men, women and
children, all in holiday attire.
1t was soon uncovered and was found
to be well done. Long poles were
brought and laid the whole length.
These were fastened to the pudding
by small vines. canes, etc. 1t was then
rolled out of the trench on one side;
short sticks were made fast cross-wise
to the poles and all was ready for TAX
ing up. About 100 men and boys then
raised it on their shoulders and with
one tremendous shout started toward
my house, accompanied by the whole
village.
| measured 1t before carving it and
found it was 200 feet long-two feet
longer than the monument of London
is high. 1t was soon carved into pieces
four yards long, and these were dis
tributed all over the land, men carry
ing as much pudding as their strength
would allow to distant villages.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.

Barnes Chapel NJ. + ,Mansur and 9th
ID. w. Ross, pastor Residence first
door north. Sunday school 10 a. m
preaching IL m, Epworth league,
4 p, IN, prayer meeting Thursday eve
ming, o'clock,
First baptist Church, corner Vine aud
Noble; l.. Ii Holt pastor. residence
No. aOs Vine street. Morning service
IL o'clocki evening o'clock; bible
school s:46 4 m; B. Y. =. Jr. p. IN !;
prayer meeting and teachers meeting
Thursday at 1880 p. m. Strangers
made welcome.
Christian Church, corner Vine and
Cleveland. Rev. 4. A. Boyer pastor,
residence lO9 East Washington Ave.
Morning service II a. M evening at s
p. IN Sunday school at 10 m, Jun
Tor Endeavor 2:30 p. m; Y. p s c. e.
at Gas p. m; prayer meeting Thursday
evening at p. m. All cordially in
vited.
Plymouth Congregational. Broad.
between Oklahoma and Cleveland.
Rev. c. N. Queen. pastor, residence
Cleveland and Bread. korpjng service
ii o'clocki eTening / o'clock; sunday
school 9l4h a. N Christian Endeavor
p. IN; prayer meeting Thursday eve-
ming at o'clock.
West Side Congregational Church,
Sabbath school. 10 a. m; preaching at
II a. m. Rev. Alex. NJ. Lennox, pas
tor; Y. =, s. @. Z, 7 p. m, w. j.
Dwinnell, leader; evening service, p
m temperance rally, p. m. Even
song and discourse at p. IN
NJ f. Church. South, Corner OF
Villas and Broad street, Rev W ID White
pastor, residence first door south OF
church. Morning services at IL O'clock;
eYening services at o'elaeki Sunday
school at q nj Rpworth League at
m prayer meeting Wednesday even
Ing at o'clock.
First M. + Church. Corner Broad
and Noble. J d NJ Buckner, pastor,
residence first door west of church.
Morning service at IL o'clock; Junior
League, p M Epworth League, p
IN; evening service. 8 p N; prayer meet
ing Thursday evening u q o'cleck.
FresbYt terian Church. Corner OF Di.
vision aud Noble, Rev A j MacGilliv-
ray, pastor, residence 60a East Noble
Morning service a. II o'olockl evening
y
mi Y z S G e. 7 p m; prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 8 o'clock. Every.
body invited to attend these services
Trinity Church, Episcopal, corner
Noble aud Broad. Rt Rev Or Rrooke,
bishop, ReY A p Nicholas. rector.
Holy eomppniOn, Rl5 a IN; morning
service and sermon, Iii evening service
and sermon, " Sunday school, 10 I'm;
Wednesday evening service at 8; Fri
day Litany at 10 \ m; the Holy com
nuniOn Is also administered the Arst
Sunday In each month at IL o'clock
service; the Holy communion eA all
Holy days At w sm kveryeoaY well
eoIAe
German Evangelical church. corner
Villas avenue and Ash street. Rev q.
Ditel will preach At IL q. IN. Sunday
school At 10 q N.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23

Among the fish which are capable on
pedo, or electric ray, a member of the
skate tribe. stands out prominently.
This fish has a couple of complex bat
teries lodged in the sides of its head
parts, and the discharge of these or
gans is fraught with dire effects to the
animals which may chance to come in
the way of this living magazine. The
electricity is generated by the nervous
system; that is to say, so much nerve
force when passed through or into the
electrical organ is converted into cleo
tricity. A scientist lit up several
small electric lamps by the discharge
from the fish
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23
SCRATCH
YOUR HEAD.

Then notice the exfoliation mat.
ter under your finger nails, exam.
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23
First published in the Guthrie Daily
Leader, May 6, 1895
Road Notice.

Notice is hereby given that at a scs-
sion of the board of comm 'ssiouers, OF
Logan county, Oklahoma Territory,
held on the 29th day OF April. A. ID
1896, petition signed by Thomas
Babb and others Of Iowa township,
asking for a view and survey for the
purpose OF locating certain county
road, described as follows:
Commencing at the beginning at a
point in sec line between secs 20 aud
2l about 60 rods south Of corner to
secs l6, II, 20 and 81, running thence
in northwesterly direction across the
ne or OF sec 20 TO sec line between secs
II and 20, about Is rds east OF or sec
corner in said sec line; thence along
said section line west about 100 yds;
thence in a north westerly direction
across " or Of sec IL; thence follow
ing the divide on south side OF Fall
creek along the old ridge road to
where said ridge road intersects sec
line between secs and Is about so
rods east OF the Indian meridian. We,
also ask for the vacation Of sec line
road between the Sc or OF see II and
the ne 1r OF sec 20 where same is not
included in the petition, was presented
and that \. +. Jordan, Ed Reinehart,
and j. Il. Jeter, viewers, and II l.
White, county surveyor, will meet at
the place of beginning OF said road, on
the lst day of June, A. ID. 1896, at 10
o'clock a. m, Of said day, and proceed
to view and survey said road, and give
all parties a hearing.
Done by order OF the board OF com
missioners of Logan county, oklahoma
Territory. r. EMMETT STEWART.
County Clerk and Clerk of said Board
Guthrie, okla, May g, 1896
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23

The Thoroughbred whist player has
no thought for anything beyond his
game. Well played, whist is an edu-
cational pastime, IL requires concen-
tration, an exercise OF memory. pa
tience. good temper and polite acquies-
cence in all the required forms of the
game. Then It is a delightful amuse-
ment which Is prevented from becom-
ing tame by its vigorous adherence to
rules.
Napolean /. whiled away many a
dreary hour Of captivity by playing
whist. The counters used were always
OF gold and are kept by descendants OF
his jailers to this day A nine of hearts
on which he had written some specula-
tive sentences. is also preserved. He
was fond of shuhling the cards before
entering upon any enterprise and fore
telling the result according TO the card
cut
Queen Elizabeth was a card-player
and usually lost her temper over the
game, which is against the etiquette
of cards. Anne Of Austria played like
a queen. without passion of greed or
gain"
We are told in historic lore that
Columbus and his crew on their vol
age of discovery spent so much time in
playing cards that they finally became
superstitious over long delays and con-
trary winds. and believing the cards to
be Jonahs, threw them overheard.
XIrhan tbov raophad land hov-,,.,,.
they regretted the sacrifice. and pro-
vided themselves with a new pack,
made from leaves of trees. The cards
thrown into the sea We're said to be
made Of leather Exchange
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Some years ago an auction was held
In poor part OF Dublin OF the personal
effects OF an old Frenchwoman, rumored
to have been an exile from her native
land, who had died at the Irish capital.
Among the faded silks and a few bits of
old lace a necklace of dirty looking
green stones was discovered and was
bought as chance by a couple OF
shrewd Sew peddlers for Go.
On taking the stones to a well-known
jeweler he promptly offered e1.5OO.
which sum the owners at once indig-
nantly refused and sold the necklace (of
purest emeralds) for $1,000 in London.
Afterward Lord Rosebery on his mar
riage, purchased IL for something like
f20. 600!
The old Freuchwoman's mother had
been attached to the court OF France
and the emeralds had onte formed part
OF the crown Jewels
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1896-05-23
First Published in the Daily
Leader May 3, 1896.
Road Notice

Notice is hereby given that at session
OF the board OF commissioners of Lo-
gan county, Oklahoma territory, held
on the 2sth day of April, A. d. 1896, a
Petition signed by II NJ Courtney
and others of Spring Creek township
asking for a view uud a survey for the
purpose of locating a certain county
road, described as follows: Commenc,
ing at the corner OF the north vest
quarter of section 19, township IS of
range 4 west, thence following said
section line one mile running east
from point of beginning to Cottonwood
creek, where said road must bend TO
the north from said section line about
30 feet and back again on said section
line at a point about 100 yards from
where said bend began, and thence to
the point where said section line inter-
sects section lire running north and
south between sections 10 and 20, town
ship - range west was presented,
and that l.. Clarnforth, Tom Cogswell,
and William Casey, viewers, and II. l..
White, county surveyor, will meet at
the place Of beginning of said road, on
the 27th day Of May, 1896, at 10 o'clock
n. m of said day and proceed to view
and survey said road, and give all par
ties hearing
Done by order OF the board OF coun-
ty commissioners OF Logan County,
Oklahoma Territory,
Il. EMMETT STEWART,
3w3 Co. Clerk and Clerk Of said Board