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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
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ALBUQUERQUE, = FEB. IS. 1870.


n. u. llarach has been on the sick l-t
for few days
u, j. Abel left Tor u trip IT, the cts "
Mexico last night
Judge H. H. Waldo wen, rast IN thr
flyer this morning.
&. I.owenhcrg. the rrna blanca mcr
chant, Is In the city
Chas. blanchard, the Las vega, travel.
Ing man 1. IN the cit,
T. W. Brtgcrr aud WIFI and solomon
Luna are visiting the city,
VI. lhluc, prominent citizrn ot Nelly.
went north "a w. last night
ri. r. ~ludcr, the mining engineer II
the santa fr. /. guest ~ the European.
Jup Barnett ha- gone e. ri ra4p. where
he will -h~t at live pigeons tor go u
side
H. II, Nhrrlock agent ior simmons
hardware compan, went ~"uth last
night.
b.! ,"lIugt"u j. j tornctt aud u hail
dozen II others left tins mrtnlng trr ~
ra-u L. take IN the big fight
Luciano ortly. ~ irua blanca. ~.
count, commissioner l. seriously ~. aud
hl- friends fear be- cannot rrco,ct
John \ .lac"h,. ultrd STATE. gaugrr
lot New MrNicu left ou Ne I thl- morn
ing trf htualIllo on official duty
e. Miller, wife and children left frr
their howr iu ~" east last night. Mf
Miller T. the -nu.lul law II Mr and Mrs.
j. VI. Muur.
The oil town band Will be- given a
grand benefit hall on IL" 21d inst e.
raise funds tu purchase new instruments
Tickets uul, 80 crut- \ tia" orchestra
will furnish the music. the tail viii be-
held IN the street ear urchr.trlun hall
llarr, ~tmu. IA" artistic decorator nj
llirld's hg store, l. rejoicing t"-daN over
The arrival at Ut, rlra,au, humr this
morning ~ daughter Mother and
chlld are DOING we'll ana the happy
father l. doing 'lr hou"r 80 large cir
ri' ~ trI'ul-
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
Popular Fad.

Saloon scraps seem Ia be a popular
with high democratic officials up at %
fe BLACK Range.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
A BAD BLACK EYE.
How the So-Callej Cuisines sen" Have
lniu' eJ III PaSO.
as IT LOOKS TO orHERS

most astonishing condition 81 affairs
&. rrr"firi from III Iaso. says the san
Francisco IalL Nlrai, had Texas ~.
Declined itself III the ,,,.~ II the cuuntfy
10y an "NttattdiuhtN session ~ the lpgis.
lalutr called H. enact u Law against pri1.
iighiing When tufhrtt AMI fitZ.immuns
wrr" preparing let their meeting. Hut
~ ra~o, which II just within the hprdpts
~ lrSa, New Mexico hring clu~c at
hand appears to have u considerable
population quit" different from that "
the other parts III the -tat" Through the
efforts ~ thu ministers " that rliN
and the delegate from New Mexico, con
grr-- has passed aud the president signed
hill prohibiting prize fights IN the TER.
rlt"fir~ aud this puts stop tn the sup.
Isr-rd intention -! the fighters a. meet un
New Mexican -"il, aud because the
preachers have dome this, some s,,cnllcd
"hu~iuc,s men" ~ H. ra@o. ~ are IN.
FORMED, atr highl, indignant aud have
Threatened Ia withdraw their support
from the churches.
HIS l. amazing new, from an Amer.
can city. II mean- tu SAY that hl these
p""plr churches are not wanted IN IT.
il-u, that the restraining aud rlNating
influence Nhlch they exert are drrlurd
injurious iu the Interests ~ that com.
muulN, that INSTEAD II churches those
"hu-ur~' men II III ra-o prefer ptlz"
lights aud all that gees With them TX.
upiancr. brutality drunkenness. CANT.
ling and fuiitn,,m AMI utlawt, III all
pr,sihlr forms. II means that "hu-lur-.
men ~ ~ l'a-o are indifferent tuthr fact
that they will BE- regarded ~ uui"e =
from American civilization. ahtaguni-tlc
To- religion and insulrnt Ia congress. aud
/ lacking IN Those distinguishing IualitS,
~ patriotism that mark loyal citizens ~
/ the nited states
Of course. til" -rlf.-tllrd business
men" ~ ri rasn will not readily admit
that they ar" placing Themselves IN such
Position All that concerns them l. the
fact that they will not get larg" amount
" "'"''! WIN" ivy """ 'AlS'"" ''"''
an influx ~ -pectatnr- assembled I" So,
the fight between two notorious hrui-ct-
Iu..,I.,, ,,.., ,,,,. ,u,,,., ,,,i,,. ,,.,
'"'Hh' nave '''rh "'''"n' tue! are rr"'!
! 1" RISK "fNihlng which most srlf-fe.
| sVcciing persons luih dear. Hence the
y,,,,nus f,.,,,t, ~ IA, r... that man
-.
'"' ''"'u'"'''''' "''' "''' "''' P"'
/ money al"N" all other concentrations
! Rat that hapIpn- Ia hr rNartlN the pnIir,
/ 81 IN. hur,,l,r and ia. ,li.f
/ =,
u" ''N'''''N w Nv" anu '"''"'' "'""N
should t"aliH" lltat The s""n" aud m"t"
completely they bring Themselves IN sym.
nnth, with IN, mn,iuv iunu,ur.s uf tli-
mt, a.. .,,,,.I,, IN Ill.
''"', Wv ~ '', ~; WI, wv wv
l"rlIH '" assured u W" chntcNe- III
America represented at III ra4o do not
instantly and vigorously come tn IA,
.,,,,.,,, =, al, ,,,..,-.., .o,.,i,.., -.
rr' W Wv" '"'"s W
ri ia" W" greatly hliNlahe 'h"lf lh"li-
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
Rid-s on the Fence.

Judge Elisha V. Long II now city at.
torney. by grace ~ a republican mayer
aud district at;Irney hy grace ~ demo
cratic governor. Las Vegas optic.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
WHERE IS SCHLATTERf
Resting In the Mountains VI western New
UNlu,
But wiiI IUNt AGAiN

All the uumpfpu- Tories ~et ahuat IN
the press from lime tu imr Ahuut "thr
Healer" hping er,u ~ different parts "
the country, Alr Nithuu, any foundation
u fact. II l. we'll kuuWu to these whp
Nerc the cl,Sc.t lrirud. II MIR. >rhlaltrr
when Il" va operating d. this city, that
the Healer" has rr,lu| from public
view IN orIrt to obtain u.-' II will hr
readily apparent tn any unr Who viii
give the matter u moment consideration.
| that u man. even u ~rhlattcf's wonder
ful strength, would h. ph, .irally exhaust
ri ~ the enormous strain g. which hiS
nervous system was subjected 10y his hong
period u uncra,lng activity, first IN Al.
| huIurtuur aud nf,rfWad IN Denver, and
that hi- sudden disappearance trom the
| latter city vs. therefore necessary tupr,.
vent his utter ply -ical collapse. tie va.
full 81 amndJluu I" continue hI- work
and thrrul"r krpt uu ium dlN IT, daN
| lu-t a. hong .. 10. ..u.A stand It. ant
wirn hr s"l ~ that night. at D,nN,r
.,ditri BITS h.t.r. AMI ~rlrtiN ,,Sir awaN
| II Wa ,unpl, mrJui-r h. VT, Wun uul
AMI me" lur, With lr. ,N!um-I,d uoNr
/ 'urrr hr ~. umbl. IT, lace that urra,
u,i"u- rruNdri ,,,u another day.
Neither uId h. liIr aim!r,.l, ava,
without aHN -'t'IrI rupu-r tie knew
/ Nu.i. hr wanted ln ., AMI what a,
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15

\kTAN1ED. several uur~urhy gem
Wv men ~ Ladies' tu travel ~ New Mel
fer established, trlahlr house. salary ~
aud expenses steady pu~itiun. knClos. 4
The Domlutuu COMPANY, Th,rl iloot. Om1
lill.. { It..up III
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
rriIr Fighting.


The bln, iating talk Of Hat Mastcrs0n
at ri 'aNo criticising the congress Tor
passing u hin against prize lighting, L.
enough Ia make decent iIan sick at the
stomach. lie and his fellow sports DELHI
rratrly uniertak" Ia violate the laws al
the nit-d States just a. count-Tfritrfs
try to rNahc the laws on which all society
IL founded. However, men who are
ready Ia break the laws II humanity can
M, be- expected Ia "a, much attention "a
those " society, and II the reputation Oi
Hat Mastcrson counts Tor anything he il
strictly In Keeping just now with his
sag"buSh practices,
II was only n couple Oi days ago and
wasn't It "n II sunday tn?-thAt a man
WA So badly injured In prize fight In
l'itt-hurg that he died the next night
Vet these Tuflinns insist ON holding
carnival" In which the same beaStl.
practices shall proceed, In which men ar
a. unund each other with their utnos
force and upper cut for the head" an
give each other ~ gSd one over I'll
heart" The original plan Of holdin
hull fights In connection with the priz
lighting matinee WAS perfectly appr
pirate. The only thing lacking WAS a
eye-gouging and ear chewing iourRO
mcnt or n chicken pulling match.
The newspapers Of the country ar"
Rood deal Ia blame Tor the public interc-
In this wretched business. They have :,
peated the bar r1m talk II these bal
necked sluggers ~ II II was somelhiu
worth while. II II surprising, since Ia
newspapers have given II ~ much rrrog
milton. that the Hill 10 prevent phi
lighting was passed In congress 81 quick
~ and unanimously Pueblo Chicilaln
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15

IuI Il M,Cuwan. 1 y. Ctlty, NJ. W fluu
uuN. \ " Reeves. John tlrnalI, u, 4, e.
ttt-np. W \ ~auirf- and &. Dunley.
You ttr hereby notified that have cspen,i 1,
unr bundled dollars ~ liiH and impfu,i
mcni- upon the J. :. II ludr, situate IN q
rrtalta mining district B,tnallllo county, No
Mrht,u. - I,ct ,rrtiiiclic filed IN the Unirr
tie ptuhdIr clerk AMI eN uihCio recorder
sad utrmi,vS under the Provisions Ut sec, 2i4
frN ls,'d statutes ~ the United States, being u
,uuunt required Ia huld the same fuf the d
ENDING rmbrt 1l-t. lSn5, And n within
DAYS after tins notice bN publication, you :.
~ 'riu-'' to- contribute Nuut proportion 1T =.
expenditure. ~ ru.u~nct, your interest
sud ,ldlu vii hcCumC the property ui 4
SUITS, til,t under SAID section 2i2l
Wu.II.h SANOCISHTI1l
" {. llkN,ut X Attorney,
Albuquerque, y NJ, fvh, nh, lsuJ.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
Ny ~ rrti,cRIi.

Her cheeks are like the Posses.
Her brow l. fly white,
And well | know the Reason.
She takes Parks Tea each night.
She's strong and we'll and happy, t"o
Her fac" IL clear and bright,
Aud laughinyly she tells the cau-r.
Il tax" Parks Tea each night"
Sold b, Dr. Thn- IL. Burgess " SON.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15
IT IS COMING.
More About the Extension Of the Denver
L Rio Granie.
BROAD GAUGE TO ALBUQUERQUE,

ndrr III" caption ~ "Broal Gauge 10
Albuquerque the Denver News ~ yrrter-
d.! morning says:
The master IN chancety having made
his rrpurt on the claims ~ the Atlantic X
Pacific first mortgage bondholierr. there
remains now nothing for Judge Golfers
court tu du hut Ia issue u decree Of fore
closure and An order II sale. This may
ne" /" expected III IA few days, or few
weeks at most. II has already been fore
Swallowed that the southern Pacific IL
~chrnlng Ia obtain po-Sossiun of the road,
aud will hr All active bidder for II against
the santa fr SUPPOSE the southern Pa
ciilc gets IL, what l. II ii do for cOnncc-
ton and an outlet II certainly cannot
expect any fay0r~ from the Santa Fe. ~
"A result 1t must either build eastward a.
connection with the Rock island IN the
Indian territory, ur II may hr planning
with the liin t'rnndc a. come ny the Rio
'randr valley Ia AlamoSa aud thence by
the short route over \cta pass IL Denver.
These ARE. "f course, onl! possibilities,
hut they mean much for Denver and all
II Colorado II they are realized. The
most thut can l.. aid now Is a. repeat u
prediction mair In these columns u faw
months ag", that when the trans Mis-.
Missouri railroads all get Out ~ r-cri,-
rr-' hands. new railway map ~ the
Rocky mountains viii have to hr con
dructrd.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15

uur Minute Cough Cure touches the
right spot, II ai-n touches II at the right
time II You tax" II When You have II
cough or cold. -" IL" paint Then
don't cough, lillShuty X Walton.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1896-02-15

II not only II ~. II must R ~, tine
Minute Cough cure acts quickly, and
that's what makes II 90 fill-hury X
Walton.
The record-union., 1896-08-16
No Cure, No Pay.

Judge Joline was all ready to decide
what appeared to be clear enough
case in the Camden District Court yes
terday, when an unlookedor obstacle
arose and he reserved his decision. 1t
G.. P. Finlaw, a well-known specialist,
against F. Sitley, prosperous grain
dealer, to recover 500.
The doctor stated his case briefly ex-
planning that he had attended Mrs. Sit
ley and that Mr.. Sitley had refused to
pay his bill. That was plain enough,
but when the plaintiff was turned over
for cross examination to eX-Judge
Howard Carrow, as counsel for Sitley,
the case took somewhat different
turn.
Doctor, this is pamphlet issued by
you, is it not?" asked the attorney, pre-
senting a small book issued as an ad-
vertising circular by the doctor.
Yes, SIR replied the plaintiff.
"And are all it's statements true?'
Eyes. sir
please turn to page TO-"
The doctor turned the leaves and
opened the designated page.
Now read the last line
mo cure, no pay" quoted the plaint-
iff.
THAT will do: that is our case; Mrs
Sitley is dead" and the ex-Judge pro-
ceeded to gather up his papers.
Judge Joline gave his spectacles a
twitch, gave a turn to his fluffy mus
tache, and said that he would decide the
case later on.-Philadelphia Record.
The record-union., 1896-08-16

have seen and heard, you no doubt see
that it will be impossible for us to live
under the same roof. A divorce is in
evitable. And you SIR turning to
Ostrander, will be correspondent. In
the meantime, as this lady is still my
wife, in the eyes of the world at least,
will she allow me to take her home, as
her longer absence might be COM
mented upon by the servants?"
He offers her his arm with exagger-
ated politeness. She takes it mechan-
ically, and without a word or look
sweeps majestically from the room,
while under the chair where she sat lies
an empty vial labeled Poison"
Five years later a travel-stained
monk reached the city and put up at the
hotel. No one noticed him particularly,
and when he disappeared late in the
afternoon nothing was thought of it.
Anyone watching him would have seen
him leave the village and wend his way
toward the church yard. He entered
the gate and made straight for
grave at the top of the hill. There were
no flowers upon it, but the grass with
which 1T was covered was green and
fresh; at it's head white marble shaft,
bearing the one word Anita reared it's
head heavenward. The monk sat upon
the edge of the grave and gaZed long
and sadly upon it. He did not leave un-
til twilight was deepening into night,
and when he did a wreath of white i'm
mOrtelleS rested upon the headstone
RESEI, ,ENA
The record-union., 1896-08-16
BEFORE AND AFTER.

Grave. quiet, thoughtful, our Susanne
Naught could her sedate spirits fan;
Her smiles, they never shone on men,
For she was almost ethereal then
Before she rode a bike.
No curls strayed DER her placid brow,
No roses graced her checks as now;
And boomers then, or short shirts cen
Had shocked her modest mind, | ween-
Before she rode a bike.
She never shopped or strolled alone
mamma or chaperone
Nor read the latest thrilling book
Safe in some quiet spot or nook
Before she rode a bike.
In short, she was a modest maid,
In every word and look so staid,
Contented with her womanly sphere,
And holding home the only place dear
Before she rode a bike.
But now-ah, well she's greatly changed.
And some cen think her mind deranged:
For now she owns a steed of steel,
And talks bout nothing but my wheel''-
Since she rode on a bike
She takes long rides. and when she can
Seorns not the company of a man;
Or. like a goddess on her throne,
In bloomer suit, she rides alone
Since she rode on a bike.
With curls all flying, dainty feet
Propelling wheel, she rides down street;
Or with a speed that makes one thrill
With boding fear she coasts down hill
Since she rode on a bike.
And oh. it's sweet to hear her laugh
Or ripping voice in bant'ring chaff;
For she cares not for those who say
why. isn't Susanne getting gay
Since she rode on bike?"
Marion l.. Randall
The record-union., 1896-08-16
THE FISH WERE FRESH.
How the Cautious Woman Found 1t

Up in the Eleventh Ward thrifty
German makes good living peddling
1--we carp. The fish are hauled about the
streets in small tank set upon wheels,
the whole outfit being propelled by the
energy generated from the Germans S
muscles. Ii there is one thing more than
another the peddler prides himself on it
is that his wares, being alive are neces-
sarily fresh.
Yesterday morning the carp merchant
was stopped by woman, who, if the
well-filled baskets which hung from her
fat arms were any indication. was on
her way from the market. The woman
leaned over the cart and sized up the
swimming fish carefully.
Are they fresh?' she finally asked.
A look of disgust spread over the
Germans countenance.
Yah; dey ish fresh" he replied
Then he reached down into the tank
and pulled out sample which he held
up for the woman to see.
She gazed upon it for a moment, her
nose high in the air. She wasn't salts
fed, however, and the next moment
showed one of her own fair hands into
the tank and grabbed a carp by the
gills. She yanked it up in the air after
the manner of one who doesn't propose
to be fooled in so important matter as
buying a fish, and held itout at arm S
length for inspection.
At least she started to hold 1t out. Tn
fortunately she had picked UP the big
gest fish in the cart. 1t was carp that
didn't care much about women, anyway,
and particularly a woman who con-
sidered herself we'll enough acquainted
to run her fingers through his breath
ing apparatus. He at once began to so
through a contortion act of the most
intricate and vigorous description, his
mouth wide open and his tail marking
out three-feet circles at the rate of forty
a minute.
The suddenness with which the fish
started in on this programme was too
much for the woman. In her hurry to
let go of the carp she forgot all about
her baskets and their contents. AS her
arms flew up the baskets flew down. In
the Eleventh Ward the sidewalks are
as hard, if not harder, than in any of
the other wards, and eggs have very lit
tie show in a contest with them. There
were eggs in one of the baskets-two
dozen of them.
Unless the rain has washed them
away, those eggs are down on the
Eleventh Ward sidewalk yet. They
wouldn't have been of very much use
to the woman after they struck the walk,
except as scrambled eggs. In the other
basket there were strawberries and a
steak and roll of butter.
All of these were saved from the gen
eral wreck, however, with the exception
of the steak An enterprising Eleventh
Ward dog feasted upon that.
The woman didn't stay to buy any
fish. Perhaps she had lost her appetite
for carp. Anyway, she gathered up the
remnants of her marketing and sailed
majestically down the street.
The fish peddler gaZed after her mo-
ment Then he chuckled to himself.
yah; dose carp ish fresh-but not so
fresh as dot vomans, by chimminyn
Philadelphia Enquirer.
The record-union., 1896-08-16
A REFORMER REFORMED.
He Got Into Trouble in a Street-Ca
and Will Never Forget 1t.

He is one of the natural reformers of
the world, and that is how he got him
self into trouble the other day.
1t happened in a carette, while that
ponderous vehicle was ambling it's way
down Rush street. During one of its
stops a lady accompanied by several
small children and followed by an in
toxicated individual stepped aboard
The lady settled the children into place
and the intoxicated individual, favor
ing the other passengers with a COM
prehensive smile, sat down beside her
and at once relapsed into a state Of
somnolence.
1T is a shame that such creatures
are allowed to ride in public convey
ance," observed the lady, whose curls
did not match the rest of her hair.
"One of the first results of equal suf-
frage would be-
why doesn't the driver put a stop
to it?" said the lady whose mouth was
too full Of teeth; ''he has nothing much
to do
''If l were a man. said the pretty
girl in the sailor hat, "I'd attend to 1T
myself. There he sits right next to
that poor woman and she is evidently
frightened to DEATH
Now the reformer was the only other
male passenger, and he felt that he
must set matters straight. Rising
gracefully he touched the intoxicated
individual on the shoulder, and said:
"Will you kindly move little over and
allow me to take this seat?
Don't mention ish, my boysh," was
the reply. Anything t'blige yoush.''
Then the reformer seated himself be-
tween the lady and the intoxicated in
dividual, and, turning politely to the
former, said: Pardon me, madam, but
l feared that person might annoy you"
Thank you. SIR returned the lady,
IN icy tones, that person happens to
be my husband"
In the brief silence which followed
the reformer got off without troubling
the driver to stop. Then the lady
whose curls did not match the rest of
her hair remarked:
How some men do like to meddle in
other peoples affairs"
And the lady whose mouth was too
full Of teeth and the pretty girl in the
sailor hat both hastened to agree with
her.-Chicago Times Herald
The record-union., 1896-08-16

moral ritual of the Fhenicians oE in the
immoral reverence for the infinite and
eternal energy of Herbert Spencer. The
of Christ and the Apostles, is for moral
beauty, the beauty of holiness; their
awe is the awe of love. Christianity
refuses to bow before power; it bows
only before moral excellence. This is
the meaning of the New Testament
revelation of God in Christ Jesus; love
disassociated from power, love reveal
ing itself in weakness, love strong even
in defeat, is set before the world as the
revelation of God, the secret Of his di-
vineness, the true object of reverence" "
"a fear has been expressed by some
of the friends of this movement that
the type of piety which is illustrated by
the Christian Endeavorers is a depart
ure from the old ways; that their joy
BUSINESS, their zest for enjoyment, their
lively hymns, their ostentatious show
of badges, their procession of 500 BIZ
cyclers, with their knickerbockers and
semi -bloomers, savors too much of this
world, and tends to take from religion
its seriousness and dignity. There is
just enough of truth in this" remaks
the christian Register" Unit) of
Boston, ''to awaken thoughtfulness on
the part of the judicious leaders. But
care must be taken not to repress too
much the youthful outgush. What is
needed is to guard these young, ear
nest, enthusiastic people from the eX-
cesseS of emotion, and encourage them
to maintain their joy without running
into frivolity. The type of piety fitted
to do the real work of religion to-day
must put itself into sympathy with the
world and its rational enjoyments. The
changes which have taken place in the
camp meeting is an Illustration. They
have become religious picnics. We say
this in no mood of disparagement, for
the change is an improvement, and
recognizes the uses of enjoyment and
the need of blending religion with our
everyday life. So while guarding
against the eXcesses of emotional in
tcxication, let these young people, with
the spirit of God, consecrate them
selves to Christian work.
The record-union., 1896-08-16
A Moving Speech.

Bellows-Talk about your moving
speeches, never heard more thrilling
and effective one than Sparkins deliv-
cred at the mass meeting last evening.
Fellows-Sparkins made a moving
speech? Impossible,
Bellows-'Tis, eh? You'd never think
so, if you'd been at the meeting last
night when he got up and yelled "Fire,"
-Yoplsarc Ca7a+ta
The record-union., 1896-08-16
A TRANSLATION.

Up from the cradle came a wall,
At first a pensive coo,
Into a weird, vociferous wall
OF mournfulness it grew.
His sorrow, in a vein prolix,
He struggled to reveal
my fathers talking politics
And mother rides a wheel
"They say I'm cross. I'm simply sad
At being sighted so.
/ wish the baby carriage fad
Could somehow get a show
How can you blame one in my fix
For setting up a squeal?
My fathers talking politics
And mother rides a wheel"
Washington Star.
The record-union., 1896-08-16
A Decided Advantage.

Suburban Tenant-When / rented
this expensive summer home you never
told me that the place was infested
with mosquitoesl
Rural Agent-Another advantage 1
forgot to mention. You won't be
troubled with company from June to
November-Detroit Free Press.
The record-union., 1896-08-16
The Hight of Envy.

Il have just consulted DIR. Greatfame
about my wife He says she is suffer
ing from enlargement of the lungs
For PHYS sake, don't tell my wife
about it, or she won't rest until hers are
at least quite as large. .'-F'liegende
Blaetter.
The record-union., 1896-08-16
A MiSpiyinp.

We've seen the sweet girl graduate with
high and pensive brow;
We've watched her pause the multitude
with wisdom to endow.
And we cannot help but doubt
If, when one short year is out,
She'll remember ten per cent. of all that
she is telling now.
Washington Star