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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28
AsoLp as the hills--The valleys.

GALL ! demand for my CLIENT" shouted
the attorney, IN the voice of a man who was
paid for it, "is justicep' I'm very sorry |
can't accommodate YOU" replied the judge,
"but the law won't allow me to give him
more than fourteen s."-Cincinnati En-
uuirer.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

A GERMAN, Felix Moral. has secured
the concession from the shah of Persia
to construct a roadway from Bagdad
to Teheran, the concession to last for
Is years Moral has the privilege OF
charging tolls and of erecting any
Kind of transport service.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

TIE ExAeGERATIvE AGENT.-"Now as to
INC salary" "Fifty per cent is what
shall expect" "Whatl Fifty per cent, of
the grossp' "Dear me, no. Fifty per cent.
of what your press agent will say you arr
paying me-" indianapolis journal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28
EARLIEsT VEGETABLES ALWAYS PAY.

EARLIEST VEGETABLES ALWAYS PAY.
That's so, the editor hears Mr.. Mar
ket Gardener say. Well, Why don't you
have them? Simply because you don't
plant Salzer's northern growth seeds.
His vegetables are bred to earliness and
they never disappoint you. Salzeris the
largest grower of vegetables, farm
seeds, grasses, clovers, potatoes, etc.
IF YOU WILL CUT THIS OUT AND SEND
it to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, with 10c postage you will
get sample package of Early Bird Rad
ish (ready in 16 days) and their great
catalog. Catalog alone &c postage. (K)
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

HTLLsoN-"Shall you send your son to col.
lege2' Millson-"Whats the usea He
could not achieve any lonors." Hillson-
"Hasnt he brains enough9" Millson-
"Brains -brainsl He has enough for two;
but he's fast losing his hair, and no foot
ball team would have him"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

A REPORTER, in describing the murder Of
a man named Jorlsins, said 1.-THE murderer
was evidently in quest of money, but, luck
| lily, Mr.. Jorkins had deposited all HE funds
| in the bank the day before, so that he lost
| nothing but his life. "-Tit-Bits.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

THE New Orleans Limited, via the Queen
& Crescent Route, makes the trip Cincinnati
to New Orleans in "a hours. w miles
| ahnrtaat lima
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

"WnAT did you buy this piece Of music
for!' asked Mr.. barley, GROSSLY, as he took
up sheet from the piano. 81 bought it for
song,n replied Mrs. barley, sweetly.-De
troit Free Press.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

"SAY, Jimmie ID yer malicl yerl" "Naw
you bet she didn't" "Gee you got off easy
''Yep; you see she was fraid I'd holler 81
| loud I'd wake the baby"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

A SERIOUS CHARGE-Alkal Ike-"Why
didn't you stay in TeXasl' Panhandle
Pete-"Them people down at CowslSin City
charged too much" elbow do you meant"
enlarged me with stealin' boss. PUCK
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28
Bubbles or Medals.

Best sarsaparlas" When you think Of it how contradictory
For be only best in anything best
sarsapar there highest mountain longest river
deepest And that best sarsaparla is There's
the b You height and DEPTH but
how sarsaplai You could you chemists But them
you need m The Worlds Fair Committee tested iand
thoroughly They went behind the label the bottle What did
sarsapara result INF Every make of sarsapaa shut
of the Fair except Ayers. So that Ayers the only
sarsapara admitted the Worlds Fair The committee found
the best They had for anything that not the best
And the best Ayers Sasapaa received the medal and awards
due its merits Remember the word best bubble any breath
blowing 'bs arsapaa" bubbles the Worlds Fair
pcked the old True but Ayers Sasapaa has the medal
The pin that scratches the medal proves gold The pin that
pcks the bubble proves wind We point medals not bub
bes, when say The best sarsaparilla is Ayers
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

Mrs GossIPY-''1 think young Mr.. Chat
ter is delightful conversationalst," Mr..
Gossip --"Well, yes, he succeeds pretty
say. Truth
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28
No Difference.

Clara-He broke off the engagement
Just because wanted the ring reset.
Maude--How foolish of him!
Clara-Wasn't it? But am going to
have it reset just the some.-Truth.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

A cYNIc remarks that it generally puzzles
a horse to know what woman is driv-
ing at.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

SAY, kid, wuz dey fight over yerei
Kid seq dey wuz." ''Wuz one, but it's over
now" ID jon see it!n "See tl Pm de
kid wo't got licked p'-Chicago Record.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

The acceptance Of franchise offer.
ed to the Niagara Falls Co. by the city
OF Buffalo few days ago, 1t is bcliev-
ed, marks tee beginning OF an import
ant revolution In the domestic and
machinery economy OF many OF the
large cities in the United States. Tho
Immediate purpose OF this Niagara
Falls Power Co. In securing an en-
trance into the city of Buffalo are TO
illuminate aud furnish power. The
promises are that thT
bv this company will be
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

VIRGINIA proposes to appropriate o.
900 per annum for the purpose of pre-
serving the historic spot Jamestown.
The $1,000 appropriated by Congress
for the same purpose has been already
exhausted.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

A PARAGRAPH in provincial paper reads:
"A thunderstorm made Beranger poet,
mothers kiss made West painter and
a salary Of so shllings a week makes US
journalist. Tit Bits.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1896-02-28

promises are Unit IHN
by this company will be
than any which can te
y steam engine no ma,
cost OF the fuel may be-
The morning times., 1896-02-21
She Fnrnnt somethin.

Ex-Congressman Rockwell of Pittsfield
has a good-sized family of children, and
those who know say that if they Zine up
according to ages, straight-edge from the
Oldest, who is quite tall, to the youngest,
who is quite short, will touch every head.
All but the youngest are boys. The little
girl had gone to bed, the other night, and
her father sat by her bedside, as fathers
sometimes do, holding her hand and
smoothing back her hair. He was telling
her that she was the only girl in the fam
lily, that she must therefore be the lady of
the family-must be womanly, must not
initiate her brothers in their boyish ways
or in their slang-in short, must be little
lady, and then he bade her good night and
was leaving her to fall into Morpheus
arms, when up the little woman jumped
and in moment was on the floor, with the
ex clamation: by Jove! forgot to say
my s."-Springfield Republican,
The morning times., 1896-02-21
H@- HYGIENIC -HEALTHFUL
NE THE HbIIDEST-THE BEST
NhDEOFPU SPRING WATER
TslsYkonsIL Office 142j 81 L q
PROF. SITES UNIQUE LECTURE
Original Entertainments 10 Be Given
at the Eastern High school

Original Entertainment 10 Be Given
at the Eastern High school.
The lecture and entertainment, entitled
"Golden Gateways and Snowy SUBMITS -
given at The Eastern high school this
evening February 81, by tie principal
Mr.. C. n. Lacey Sites, VIII be unique ana
attractive in lis style OF presenting the
beauties ana romance of The high Rockies.
Various dramatic and musical features
VIII be Introduced illustrative OF The sue
cessive scenes pictured and described. Miss
Zue Brockett viii present the Legend of
Ute Pass, which viii bc illustrated as she
recites, with a dozen views thrown upon
the screen.
In the midst OF the recitation, the sound
OF the water fails VIII be heard. Mr.. Anton
Burchard viii viyify the scene Of the
Cheyenne Canyon with RI kemann's song,
I'D Live in the Heart of the Storm. g"
When the imag ginary tourists have reached
the magnificent temple drive in Maniiou
Canyon, there VIII appear upon the stage
the Eastern Temple Priestesses. persOnated
by the members Of the girls Delsarte class
1n a drill Illustrative OF the oriental fire
worshippers.
IN climbing the heights both of material
success and OF the continental divide. the
glories Of achievement viii be pictured
1n the Star-spangled Banner both in color
and in song. the song being rendered by
Miss Bentley. The Glee Club also will
render various selections illustrative OF
various patriotic and less serious scenes
throughout the evening.
The lecture is given in the interest of the
equipment Of museum of natural history
Bnd mineral specimens for the school.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
THE MILITARYPARApE.

Always Of most general interest is the
parade. The parade Will be gorgeous to-
morrow. No small parade, no rusty, dull
parade may he expected. 1t will be long
ana its great attendant feature will be
such gaudy glitter as large bodies OF our
modeStly uniformed citizen soldiery make
when in review.
The most conspicuous individual figure
IN the parade will be Major W. 6. Moore,
who. as chief marshal, will ride at the head
OF the line. attended hy his staff OF the First
Regiment District Of Columbia National
Guard.
The place of honor has been accorded the
Old Guard. who will come after the staff
Officers. They viii wear dark blue and
shakos, under the command OF Capt. James
N. Edgar.
The Marine Band VIII head the Washing
ton Light Infantry Corps, III full-dress
uniform. commanded by Major Burton K.
Ross. Next in line will be the National
Rifles, Capt. James +. oyster, in red coats
and shakos, followed by the National Fen
ciblcs, Capt. Charles $. Domer, in the com
pany fuIl-drcss uniform of dark green and
gold, with helmets aud white plumes. These
two companies viii be headed by VIII
ualcy's Washington New Military Band.
The High School cadet regiment viii be
in the parade. with their officers mounted.
under command OF Col. j. q. Sommer,
while his staff, Capts. Julian and Hottell,
Will attend him.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
Rnltimnre Markets

Baltimore, Feb. 2U.-FIOurQulet uIchdngtu
--receipts, 6,O55 barrels; shipments, 10 ,696
barrels: sales, 125 barrels Wheat firiner-
spot, Z 3 ga bid; month, Z 1-2 asked; May.
~ 1-4a72 1-2-stock. 134,46 bushels
grade. II I-2aT4 1-2. Corn firriI-spot,
month and March, 33 3-Sa33 l-2:: April, "a
a341 IS; May. "a 7Sa35 l 8: :steauler mixed,
32 1-Sa32 14-receipts, 1910 bushels;
shipments, "a, 2S5 bushels; stock, ,221 81 8
bushels-southern white and yellow corn, 33
a34. Oats steady-No. white western, %
a2s l-2 No ~ 2 mixed do 2Sa26 l2Mrs snss
Rye quiet-No. 2, Haas nearby: Haas
western-receipts, 1900 bushels; stock,
95.547 bushels. Hay firn-choice TIM
othy $1,000 asked Grain freightS barely
steady, with very little demand, unchanged.
Sugar firm, unchanged. Butter firm, un-
changed. Eggs weak-fresh II 1-2; cold
storage and nmed, 10. Cheese steady,
unchanged. Whisky unchanged.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
Channel for a Navy Yard

The joint resolutions directing the Sec
fetary OF War TO furnish an estimate for
deepening the cham elfrom Hampton Roads
tothe navy yard at Norfolk and for improve
ing the western branch of the Elizabeth
River, was reported favorably to the Senate
yesterday. Theestimateont the chameleon
templates an increase OF width to 100 yards
and to a depth of twenty-eight feet from
Hampton Roads to the navy yard; the Eliza
beth River channel to 200 feet width and
twenty feet deep.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
West Point Cadets Appointed

Cadet appointments to the United States
Academy have been conferred on C. w.
wesson, Cenueville. First Congressional
district, Maryland, with NJ. L. Urilton,
ChestertOwn, as alternate; James Prentice,
Batavia. Thiriicth district, New York; j. p.
Logue. Neptune, Fourth district, Ohio,
with II. F. Puthoff, Celina, as alternate;
r. p. Yates, New Tim, Second district,
Minnesota, with ]. r. Current, Home, as
alternate, and NJ. II. Manion, New Orleans,
First district, Louisiana.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
ACCEPTED AUTHORITY Wherever The EN-
CRISP COMMENTS
BY (OMpE!ANT CRITICS.

Washington Post-It shows the original
and historically developed meaning OF every
word, and copiously illustrates the use
of each in every sense ascrlDed 20 III. IL
traces the genealogical history OF each
word not formed by the regular modes OF
derivation and composition from IT'S ear
ieSL known or native root or foreign ana
logue to its latest form. These are the
great objects at which the work aims,
and which 1t has successfully accomplished.
The New York Christian Herald-One is
impressed with the tremendous amount or
patient labor and research that has been
expended upon it, no less than with the rich
ness aud magnificent variety OF the result.
IL is essentially work Tor the scholar aud
the student yet its price VIII put IL within
the reach Of very many who viii consider
it boon TO be able to secure so complete
q work. Containing all the usual dictionary
features. it supplements vast amount OF
encyclopaedia Information on science, art.
history etc. so classified ard set fortn
as TO make the four great volumes serve
the purpose of n complete reference library.
The New York Observer-It performs
with great ability the work of dictionary
and also of an ncyclopaedia, aud offers
fresh, practical and exhaustive book of
reference 10 all The words in the English
language The writers who have conducted
and contributed TO this great publication
are among the most prominent IN the ren-
tury and the mechanical execution Of the
rnIlp1pS < excellent.
The morning times., 1896-02-21

Itneyer fails TO be a matter of local pride
when the knowledge obtains that the II atal
day OF The father of his country has been
observed in a manner commen surate with
what the occasion ought To he.
What such an occasion should be is a
matter Of primary knowledge in the code
OF ethics OF the free institutions under which
we live. From the earliest period of ac-
curing knowledge the American is taught
The esignificance OF the ann niyersary of Wash
ingtOnS birth.
Honor is due the birthday OF Washington
asa matter of course. There isno argument
con. il is a national manimty of pro.
The city of Washington Will be the scene OF
a more general manifestation OF com
memorativefeatureS Extraordinarily. There
VIII scarcely be z line OF demarcation from
babyhnOd 10 extreme old age which will
not be in the general participation of
The 22d. which has come TO be marked
as one OF the very reddcst OF red letter
DAYS i'm otIr history
The morning times., 1896-02-21
S. a Month
ALL DISEASES.
1t Covers Full Treatment and
All Medicines-Not One
Penny More Will
DR.. WALKER

Allow any of his patients 10 pay, no matter
how troublesome the case may be; no mat
ter how costly the medicine is. Young
or middle-agcti men suffering from the
effects of their own follies, vices or eX-
cesses, or men contemplating marria ge,
disqualification, those who feel their
Toutnful vigor and power declining shall
consult Dr.. Walker ut once, at his sani-
taflum, l41l Pennsylvania avenue. Daily
10 To o; also, Wednesdays and Saturda Us.
10 =; Sundays, 10 To IL. All interviews
aud correspondence strictly confidential.
No cases published without consent of
patients.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
SIPS to Baltimore and Return via
baltimore nd Ohio,

The B. & o. R. r. will sell excursion
tickets from Washington to Baltimore
for all trains Saturday (Washington's birth
day. and Sunday, February 2od and
23d, at the rate OF $1.25 for the round
trip, valid for return passage until fol-
lowing Monday, inclusive. fe20, 0,21 20
The morning times., 1896-02-21
On Good Citizenship.

McKendree Epworth League will have
q lecture this evening. Mr.. F. NJ. Bradley
Of the Ninth-sireet Christian Church will
speak on Good Citizenship"
The morning times., 1896-02-21
DAY THAT ALL CELEBRATE
Observance of the I'D Will Be
Most General.
SOME OF THE BIG FEATURES

Appropriate Exercises VIII he Held
in the Public Schools-Military TO
Parade and Patriotic Societies VIII
Meet to Honor the Memory OF
Washington.
The morning times., 1896-02-21

Beecham's pills for consti-
patton Ios and 25t, Get the
book at your druggists and
go by it.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL

New York Stock Market.
Furnished by Fraug wilson Brown. broker.
No. 1885 f street.
Tn-- pIa,
The morning times., 1896-02-21
OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE.

The distribution of the 900 sets al
city OF Washington only, but is intended to
Orders by mail should he sent i'm as early
attention, and will be entered as soon as
Enclose in your letter 50 90 to cover
OH the monthly pa yInent plan. or the full
advantage Of the cash discount for cloth
i'll either case, be forwarded To your address.
The morning times., 1896-02-21
Cotton.
Washington Stock Excnan!e.

W WdSnIugtUu StU~h
call-12 O'clock m.-Lanston
onoty pc, 20 at 734; 80 at "a.
The morning times., 1896-02-21

Aps--i--'--.-.ara Than GOOlan bAs-S
The morning times., 1896-02-21

Register your name at Club Headquarter
of So, aud the entire set OF four volumes. in
or office. Thereafter pay So a month, for 81
an investment of only CENTS A DAY. If
the cost of keeping the account when set is
THESE TERMS. When club is filled we ca
ers' price, S42. UNDERSTAND, this is p
the Encyclopedia Dictionary. The publis hel
ONE-THIRD RATES AND EASY TERMS.
applicants may send name and first paym ent
The morning times., 1896-02-21

otted to Washington is not limited 10 the
cover al the surrounding cities and towns.
as possible All VIII receive prompt
received in the Club Membership Books
first pa yment for cloth binding, ,if purchased
amount, S1+.40, If You want to take
binding. Complete sets of books VIII,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-02-07
A NauSeating Find.

Yesterday morning Manuel Sill
va sent his Chinaman to Chinese
sausage store on Maunakea street
to buy some sausages for lunch.
The Chinaman bought a nice
fresh looking bunch of sausages
and returned home triumphant,
thinking what fine meal he would
prepare for his master out of these.
He fried them until they were
nicely Drowned and then placed
them on the table in white dish
to make them look tempting.
The family sat down and were
in the full enjoyment OF their lunch
when one of the last sausages was
bitten by one of the members.
Nicely Graded in this was a very
large-sized cockroach looking for
all the world like a chick in an
egg.
OF course that finished the lunch
and the sausage was held for inves-
tigation. The Chinaman was ar
rested and taken to the police
station with his sausage machine.
He looked decidedly dirty and
greasy and seemed to take it as a
matter of course that the bug had
been found in his sausages. He
was released later on $50 bail.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-02-07

no harhor or port dues or charges
except Ii!otage, will be ievi~d from
vessels exclusively engaged IN Gaze
wofk. During this term Oi years th'
contractor may condemn and appro'
pirate, according 10 law, such prop
erty or rights of way as may DE
needed for cable construction, main
tenance or operation.
Iit.r Island commune .tion WI
include Hawaii, Maui, MOiUkai, ma
uai and Oshu. If requested oy the
Government, within one year @itfI
the completion o. the inter I1'ah . >
cable system, the contractor VIII 50 -
II 70 the Government for actual caSh
COST free from ali liens, and grant use
of cattle ship. charging theTe!oF only
actual cash outlay.
Of course the cables mus be OF the
hest material amt wOGk mau-hip Max
mum charges for inter island mes
sape- will not exceed ten ceut4 Wo d,
nr0vided that it be not obligatory on
the contractor to send any message
for Iess Than ST. Foreign rates, 10 re
determiued by the United states Gov
eminent, will not exceed 81 a Word.
Should cable communication be es-
tablished between Hawaii anu Aus
traIia and japan, the rate OF messages
from Honolulu TO Japan, or vice versa
cannot exceed pro rata proportion,
based on distance, OF the regu'a rates
for similar messages to or from san
Francisco and Australia and japan.
Messages from Honolulu to points be
vOnd San Francisco will not be higher
than the contractor Ia charged Tor
transmission beyond San francisco.
Press rates will not exceed one nall
the amount charged for ordinary mes
sages, provided it be not obligatory
upOn the contractor to send any press
message for less than 81. The Ha
waiian Government will have free
transmission up to the amount OF the
annual subsidy, reckoning rates as
prescribed for ordinary messages.
This contract was signed on the
18th day of last August by President
Dole and his Cabinet, w. Z. Wilder
and F J. Clay, president and secretary
of the Senate, and d. l.. Naone and
James n. K Keola, speaker and clerk
of the House of Representatives..
These last signers are native Hawai-
ians. At that time Colonel Spalding
deposited with the Minister of FINANCE
Hawaiian bonds to the amount or
$25 600 as security. II the contract he
fulfilled Satisfactorily, these bonds will
be returned; otherwise they Will ne
forfeited 10 the Hawaiian Govern
ment a. liquidated damages.
On one subject every body is agreed.
Republicans, royalists, annexation
isis. anti aunexatioEists, protectorat-
lists, Hawaiians, Americans, Britleh,
Germans, Portuguese, French, Nor
wegians, Chinise, Japanese, all want
q cable Doomed to live without even
a weekly mail from anywter ere, we are
wondeJ ing in all these languages how
Colonel Spaldiug is getting on with
the fifty-tifth Congress.
KATE FIELD.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-02-07
Great


We are cleaning up stock
and will give you some Bar
gains that Honolulu has never
before had.
NO RESERVES WILL BE
MADE, but our entire stock
will be cleaned up.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-02-07
MR.. billiard AT WORK.
Will Receive Visitors at His Study,
Hawaiian Hotel.

VIII Receive FlSltOTS dl Ills oIuoy >
Hawaiian Hotel.
w. H. billiard, the artist who is
staying at the Hawaiian Hotel, is
more impressed than ever with the
beauty of the islands. He has
visited most of the various points
in and about Honolulu and has
been making sketches in black and
white.
Perhaps the best of these is a
little sketch of Diamond Head,
showing part of the Waikiki road
disappearing among the cocoanut
trees. This sketch differs from the
old, WORKOUT style of representing
Diamond Head-with patch of
blue sky, a small daub of water,
with the poor promontory's nose
sticking out into it and various
patches of trees punched at different
points. Mr.. Hilliard has merely
suggested Diamond Head in his
sketch, and yet it is more artistic
than anything of the kind that has
ever been painted here.
On the way to the Pail yesterday
morning the artist was struck by a
solitary tree on the left hand side
of the road. This is on a promi-
nence back of which is the chain of
mountains. The whole sketch
makes a very suggestive piece.
Mr.. Hilliard will keep on with
his work making sketches of vari-
Gus spots of beauty in and about
Honolulu. He will receive visitors
from 2 to 4 p. NJ. every day at the
Hawaiian Hotel. Mrs. Anna Trum-
ball, his sister, will receive with
Mr.. Hilliard.