Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-12-31
SPINNING WHEEL.
OMNIpHESENT,

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That round my pathway fit.
hnOWst thou some quiet spot
Where mortalS say not NIT:
Tell me, We winged winds.
That chill. then straightway thaw me,
Must we forever hear,
Just tell them that"
Tell me. We winged winds.
"A whisper will suffice,
AnoW st thou 10 sylvan nook
Devoid of ''CutS no ice?
Some valley in the West,
Some lone and pleasant dell.
where. free from care and pain,
One hears not wat tell!'
Tell me, thou mighty deep,
Whose pillows round me play,
AnoWst thou spot where 1o-ks
Say never, Don't get gay:
Some island far away
Asleep in some fair lake.
Where one may never hear.
Come off. You take the cake:'
And thou. serenest moon,
Ere oceanward you sink,
DldSt ever note place
Bcreft of II don't Think:
Dost look upon the earth
Asleep in nights embrace
And not n spot where ne'er
Is heard "Oh, close your tace!
L'enyoi.
The winged winds, the mighty Deep
The fair moons palest sheen,
Whispered in turn the same reply,
Baltimore News.
While breakfast was being discussed
by some of the famous English Black
Watch regiment at Barry during the
past shooting season, one of that gal
t,,,t 10 fol rlt
agingly about the extras for breakfast,
which proved to be kippcrs that morn
ing.
His chum pointed out to him that fish
of any kind was Il most nutritious and
transforming food-that, in fact, flsh
made brains.
The other replied, with a dolcful shake
of the head:
Fish make brains does it? l wish
tao guidncss ia eat'n some before 1
'listed!'
The Prince Of Wales was one day i'll
an elementary school on his Sandrlngham
estate. and. in his usual genial way,
held up Il o-shlling piece, saying:
Il will give this to the scholar who
can tell me the difference between him
or her and myself
After pause. bright-looking little
lad stood up, and said: Il think can,
SIR
well" was the princes reply, what
is it, my boy?''
Il am waiting for your crown, sir.
and YOU are waiting for your mothers.
Needless tc add, he got the money, and
amused the prince immensely.
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try for freedom. A man can do just as
he likes here"
Tom-"Oh. no. he can't; not always"
.Jack-"Ycs, he can. All he has to
do is to drop a penny in the slot. and he
can have. his own weigh any time he
wants tO.'
An Ingenious Defence-'They say Il
woman can't keep secret
They do say So"
''Well. / think that women are too
much blamed in this matter. 1t isn't
the woman who gives away the secret.
1t is the people she tells it to who let
it OUT
Among Il host of other questions to be
found, as rule. on the forms to be
filled up before a life insurance palicy
can be effected, occur: age of father.
if living" cage of mother, if living!
A man in the country. who filled up an
years, and his mothers 1O2.
The agent of the insurance company
was amazed at this, and fancied he had
secured an excellent customer: but. feel
ing somewhat dubious, he remarked that
the applicant came from long-liyed
family.
"Oh you see. SIR replied he, "my
parents died many years ago; but, If
living they would be as old as l have
stated"
exactly; I understand" said
the agent.
Dashaw ay-"Do you think two can
live as cheaply as one?'
Cleverton-''Well. before l was mar
ried | thought that they could
Dashaway-"An afterwards?'
Cleverton-"O l didn't do any think
ing afterwards-I found they had to-"
No time or place is sacred to the enthu-
siastic Joker. Duclos tells, i'll his
memoirs, how the Prince Archbishop of
Cologne asked license to preach in the
royai chapel ut Versailles. when Wis
fling Louis XIV. himself. All the court
assembled 1T was April /: The prince
archbishop mounted the pulpit in stately
thonrbts. then shouted. april fools!''
picked up his skirts and ran.
Take a pill from your pocket, drop it
info 4 cup of hot water. and IN the
twinkIing of an eye you have coffee as
black as your hat. and as strong as, you
can drink it. That sounds like fairy
tale but ii is true. This new -prepara-
ton Of c2 h SeU mh sna is aG SS sn
fnss which make the coffee barely worth
While Viii making. has just, been discovered
by - two chemists. # their expeetationi,ss
he simply the matter of compound pei
LET Containing the coffee ingredients,
alons With the milk and sugar.
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A stranger within the Quaker City
~ onca ..wanted to know" just what
vases Was the dierence between the ORTHODOX ID
sad Has snai rs ssSp i: fhs
Q tuanea,. said Yes" Perhaps you no.
tced that the heads Of be6 nf rednS
IdCCu sI,,;. thumbs all TO them