The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1896-05-22
GLINIPSES or LIFE.
lie Answered the Question.


GLIMPsEs or LIFE.
lie Answered the Question:.
The following amusing passage
took place between counsel and witness
in dissoluted will case
"Did your father give you no part
ing admonition.
ole never gave much away at any
| time.
II mean to say, what were his last
wordsY"
"They don't concern you"
"Tbey not only concern me, sir,
remarked the barrister severely, "but
they concern the whole court. "
'Oh, all right" was the reply. ia
Their said, Don't have no trouble
when I'm gone, Jim, cause lawyers is
the biggest thieves unhung. W
There Would be Time Enough.
81 had couple of minutes to
spare, t" said Mr.. Terna Bore to Mr..
Bi1zy Day, 80 | thought I'd drop in
on YOU"
Good enough" replied Mr.. Day,
efusively. "Sit right down and tell
me all you know. PUCK.
The sugar coating on Ayers Pills
not only makes them easy to take. but
preserves their medicinal integrity to
an indefinite period. 1t dissoves
Immediately after reaching the stom
ach and thus determines the full effect
of the physic to be speedily realized,
A Division OF Labor.
The statesman who is new 10 public
life had been interviewed, and he felt
nervous.
Now, you understand, he said,
THAT | don want to be misrepre-
sented in anything that have said. y
"Of course. Do you want TO be
quoted literally"
IN no. don't know as ! do. | be
lieve in every man stickin' TO his pa--
itcular line Of duty. III put in the
opinions and you put in the gram
mar. Washington Star.
Its Use.
In primary school the teacher un-
dertook TO convey to her pupils an idea
of the use Of the hyphen. She wrote
on the blackboard birds nest, - and,
pointing to the hyphen, asked the
school, what is tn at for?''
After short pause young son OF
the Emerald Isle piped out, please
am, for the bird to roost on it
London Tit Bits.
"Intemperance, said the long
baired passenger, is the crying evil
Of the day. - "Ain't with me- said
the fat passenger. - always git the
singing kind. Never had CRYING jag
in my life. - Indianapolis journal.
f.,r IA. y h
Mrs. X. l.. Lamson Of Paramount,
Illinois, says My sister used Cham
berIains Pain Balm for muscular rheu-
and it effected complete cure. |
| keep it in the house at all times and |
have always found it beneficial for |
aches and pains. 1t is the quickest |
cure for rheumatism, muscular pains
and lameness | have ever seen. l." For
sale by G. f. Greene, druggist
Like Vermont Commission Decision.
q" My friend, don't you know that il
is dangerous to take nap while the
train is in notion"
why, not, +" exclaimed the aston
lshed individual, at once waking up.
. Why sou
because this train runs over sleep
.rs."
Lawyer" Can't you tell whether il
was man or woman
Witness II wasn't a woman
Then it must have been ma1.'
:" don't know, sir, it looked like
you"
Judge" Have you anything TO say
before sentence be pronounced upon
our
Culprit-" No, in fact, | feel lucky,
or, in accepting your sentence III es
ape many of my wife's lectures -
Rheumatism Cured i'm Day.
Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and
Neuralgia radically cures in to 3
lays. Its action upon the system is
and mysterious 1t re-
moves at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The
irst dose greatly benefits; IS cents.
Sold by Geo. f. Green, druggist,
}rattleboro.
May - hated to refuse him, he's a
harmng fellow"
Mother--"Then, why. did you?'
That ugly Miss Spiteful was lis.
tening beside the arbor and wanted
. get even with her. =
hoDDSf- come, smell out
Rural Minister (sadly IN had
uch energetic fellows as you 10 pass
be plate now and then | might have
omething to give you. '-TitBit
Buckingham Dye for Whiskers can
e applied when at home, and is uni
ormly successful in coloriDg a brown
n black. Hence its great popularity.
The front wheel of bicycle should j.,
3 called pride, "for often it goes be- .
ore "A fall. Philadelphia Press.
If woman hasn't a husband she I
cts a cat or dog; anything so it is
she can worry about for
aging out nights. -Atchison Globe. a.
T. F. Anthony, Postmaster of Prom =
e city, Iowa says Il bought one
ottle of Mystic Cure for Rheuma- =
SIN, and two doses of it did me 7
ore good than any medicine ever :
ok. ~ Sold by Geo. +. Greene, drug =
st, Brattleboro. Z
Mrs. Greene-Of course, you read Z
Your husbands stories? Mrs. Z
hite wife of the popular author)- )
\ dear not They are, nntb; .