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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
The Grandest Remedy.

Mr.. r. B. Greeve, merchant of Chill
howie, Va, certifies that he had con-
sumption, was given up TO die, sought
all medical treatment that money could
procure, tried all cough remedies he
could hear of, but got no relief; spent
many nights sitting up in a chair; was
induced TO try DR.. Kings New Discoy-
cry, ard was cured by the use of two
bottles For past three years has been
attending to business, and says DIR,
Kings New Discovery is the grandest
remedy ever made, as it has done 50
his community. DR.. Kings New Dis
covery 5 guaranteed for Coughs, Colds
and Consumption. 1t don't fail. Trial
bottles free at q. c. NJ. 1. drug dept.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
PHENOMENAL RUN OF ROYLE':
PLAY AT THE GRAND.
Miss VolIenn, the New Leading
Lady, Arrives From New York To-
day-"Town Topics at the Ly-
ceum-DeIIa Fox Coming.

Royles new play is having phe-
nomenal run at the Grand. Every
night since the opening, when there
was a handsome audience, business has
mounted one notch higher, and last
night the weeks record was broken
with every seat sold above and below,
and many turned away from the doors.
The matinee is already sold out, and
the indications are that the house to-
night and tomorrow night will keep
right up with the average. Last
nights rendition was admirable for its
smoothness, and every character
showed noticeable improvement.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

THE HERALD is a franchise menu
ee- of The United Press, and re-
eeives the complete leased wire
Overland and Pacific Coast news re-
ports of The United Associated Press
es. embracing accurate intelligence
of All curre-at events in the whole
world. With it's special wire and
operator I'm it's own office THE HER
AID is daily I'm immediate possess
hour OF ioing to press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Joeln Hays Hammond. who became
famous through his connection with
Jameson's raid, is going to Cripple
Creek to take charge of some mining
properties. If possible he should be
induced to come to Utah and make
thorough inspeosion Of the Mercur dis
trict, which is said to resemble the
Rand in SO many respects.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Ii Hung Chang has become Disguised
the Chinese government since his re-
turn and vii retire to private life. He
has engaged La Loie TO do his kicking
on account of the treatment he has re-
oeived
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
"Pirntes of Penznnce.-

The 40 members of the chorus in 1.-The
Pirates of Penzance' held a vigorous
rehearsal last evening. From the indi-
cations the ladies' chorus will be one
of the prettiest, as we'll as one of the
most tuneful that ever graced our
boards Lieutenant jerks, Miss Saw
age and Mr.. Goddard showed last night
that they are very well up in their
music.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

II is much to be hoped that Senator
Sherman will commit to writing his
recollections OF all that will transpire
between November 3, 1896, and March
4. 1897. 1t will make extremely inter-
esting reading for the present end flu
ture generations. The beauty of Sher-
mans. recollections is that they so dis
tinctly point out mems foibles and
shortcomings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

woodrow Wilson was the first to
draw attention to and develop the idea
that congressional government is gov
ernmert by committee, but in Utah it
looks as though we were to have gov
eminent by attorney opinion.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Scientists are said to have discovered
that people are endowed with a sixth
sense. There IS no doubt about 1t.
This sixth sense is nonsense. It is so
universal that people fail to recognize
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

The Herald wants the people
of Omaha to put their shoulders to the
wheel and push the trans-M Mississippi
exposition along. No better advice
could be given, no wordaier task be
undertaken by the citizens of Omaha
Utah will do what she can to help.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

When Macmannies' Bacchante is
placed in the courtyard of the Boston
public library il viii be as the central
figure of a fountain with water con-
stantIy falling over it. This water con-
stantly falling over the Bacehante will
serve to wash away her sins.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

found he couldn't get the cat he sat on
TIE sidewalk ana howled like a lost
demon"
Mixer howled like a lost demon?''
Did | say Mixer howled? You know
I said the dog Aow1ed''
You said he howled.'
well, why shouldn't say he howled?''
Because the name of Mixers new dog
IS Lizz.er'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

In an this rejoicing over the peace
full settlement of the Venezuelan con-
troversy 1T is well TO remember that it
was James Monroe and not Grover
Cleveland who formulated and first an
nounced the Monroe doctrine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

The New York World no longer has
anything 20 say concerning its self
created silver trust. 1t must have been
laid upon the shelf to be labeled anew
when occasion shall require.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

The demand for Ayers Hair Vigor in
such widely separated regions as South
America, Spain, Australia and India
has kept pace with the home consump-
ton, which goes to show that these
people know good thing when they
try it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

The First National Bank of Sioux
City, Ia, has closed its doors. It could
not stand the sudden return of prosper
ity and died of heart failure.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
Miss VOIIean.

Miss Vollean, the Grands new lead
ing lady, arrives from New York this
morning, and will begin rehearsals of
1.-The Runaway Wife" today. She opens
Monday night.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Major McKinley's home life is de-
scribed as happy and charming to
idealfty When he takes UP his resi-
denee in the White House he will find
official life the very reverse
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

The Lyceum is doing very salts
factory business. Town Topics" pre-
scented by a capable company, Srows
in popularity, and the merit of the per-
Torrance insures good houses the bal
ance of the week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Puck: Considerable of a Fall-Ethel-
so, she is really engaged to Lord Slab
ley? Was il case of falling in love,
do you think?''
Observation-Disclosures His first figures
were 100000, and he dropped to 90"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

1.-The trusts are not alarmed" says
an exchange. Alarmed? Why should
they be when the cabinet will be filled
with their guardian angels.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

All Leadville seems to be sleeping
over loaded mines. May no chance
spark fire them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
Saturday Night Special,

From to 9 O'Clock we offer 65 doz.
Ice Wool Shawls, size 27x27 inches,
wide, fancy crochet borders in black
and white; regular price SOC. each; at
25c. each.
F. AUERBACH & BRO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Legislators desiring to commit them
selves will please apply at the Deseret
News office for blanks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Utah's majority for Bryan was
double Wyoming's total vote. But
our northeastern neighbor voted right.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Of course Bill Bynum admits that
virtue is its own reward. but Bill wants
something more substantial.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Spain is fighting for Cuba but not
for Cuba li5re.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Weyler has been recalled. No one
will give him heartier welcome upon
his return TO Spain than Campos.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

1t is the early morning burglar who is
getting the worm these days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Chicago Record: The Explanation
There's too blamed much wealth in I'll
country" exclaimed the Populist. THAT
what beat us, b'goshr'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Atchison Globe: Major General Nelson
A. Miles, as the recently promoted COM
mander of all the United States troops,
is in a position TO emphasize his we'll
known desire for a larger standing army
The feature of his last report to the sec
rotary OF war is his recommendation for
an increase Of the army list, that it NAV
keep pace with the increased wealth of
public and private interests" Just on the
eve of Engiand's recognition of the Mon
roe doctrine. and following a season in
which the perennial war clouds of Europe
have been rolling away, General Miles
suggestions will carry even less weight
than they carried one year ago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Doing the square thing in politics is
cutting the corners to get there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

It is to be hoped that whoever sue
ceeds Mr.. Carlisle as secretary of the
treasury will succeed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

indianapolis Journal: Hungry Hig-
gins?" said the kind lady. "Of course
that is not your real name"
Nome" answered Mr.. Higgins, tits
wot might be called a empty title"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Weyler having resigned should be
Chicago abastofr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

How strange and paradoxical it
seems that the way to bury a conspir-
acy is to unearth it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

No wonder no one knows who the
mysterious Jones is. His identity is
completely lost fin his name.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Applications for postmasterships gen
orally find a resting place in the dead
letter Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

wantonly Strengthening deer and elk
seems to be the Indians game.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

Omaha Bee: The wire nail trust
threatens to reduce nails from $3.50 10
Si.75 per 100 in order that the smaller
factories may be driven TO the wall If
this threat is carried out the trust may
be able TO close rival nail mills, but its
action Will be proof positive of lawiess
com oiration, which should subject the
managers and co-partners to all the
penalties imposed by the antitrust law.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

General Miles wants a larger army.
He also wants a larger army position.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Yonkers Statesman: Madge-"How
proud Name is since she ordered her
bicyclei'
Tom-"Well. you know, pride goes be-
fore a fall
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
Della Fox.
"Town TOpics.o

Della Fox is one of the nearby al
fractions at the Salt Lake theater
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Harper's Bazaar: Mr.. B. Reeder-'I'n
told you'd like to purchase stylish rid
ing horse, Miss Standish. Now l have
green hunter I'd Ike to show you.
Miss Standish-"Oh, that would be
iove.yi He'd go so well with my new
billiard-cloth habit!'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Chicago Tribune: eff you had half the
nerve this tooth has," said the dentist
you could have this al over in about
five seconds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

New York Tribune: 1.-The secret his
tory of the Texas would make NIGH
interesting reading" Whether there was
any serious scandal connected with her
lot of laundering. 1t was a blunder
at the outset to buy English plans for
her. Further laundering was done in
modifying them. The result is a ship
that cannot be reckoned a credit to the
navy 1t is a pity the exact responsibility
for it cannot be fixed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

It's a long time since 1 saw you here
last. You have evidently tried to be
good"
Burglar-"Oh, Mr. Judge. have been
very i'll
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Truth: In Greeley's time the Tribune
now it ''Twinkies.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
WIT AND HUMoR.

Chicago Record: Peabody has a queer
way Of guarding against burglars
What is it?'
you know a person sleeps soundest
burglars take ADVANTAGE of thai fact.
Peabody has four alarm clocks, one set
at 8. one at $3.50, one at 4 and another
at 4:30.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

London Figaro: Mamma Where's
papa?'
Flora-''Hes down stairs
Mamma-"What's he doing?'
F1ora-'His bicycle is out of breaff and
he's giving ii some more"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

The Courier-Journal: The most ridicu-
lcus stuff that has appeared in the papers
Tor a long time was in those dispatches
sent out from Washington telling of
Spaln's determination to provoke a war
with the United States IN order to let go
Cuba gracefully. The correspondents who
have nothing better than this to serve
up ought TO take vacation and go sea-
serpent fishing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

Cleveland Plain Dealer: A Suspicion
Briggs-"I have climbed all these stairs,
sir, to ask you one question
it?''
Briggs-'Is Henry George running this
prediction shop?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

men, as rule, but only as scientific
boxers
1t would be quite interesting to know
if Roosevelt's commentator of the
Maher-Choynski match will give a
boom to such contests in New York
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20

San Francisco Chronicle: The action of
the United States supreme court in the
matter of the Wright irrigation act VIII
give great satisfaction to the majority
o. people in this state who have come to
believe that its future prosperity will be
largely dependent upon its successful
utilization OF its water supplies The
affirmation of the legality OF the Wright
act insures that this will be done.
San Francisco Call: Cleveland is writ
ing his message, Mckinley is making up
his cabinet, congressman are getting
ready their bills, and before long We VIII
be up to the neck in politics again
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-20
STAGE GOSSIP.

best clothes I have?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-06
MUST INEVITABLY FAIL.

A few days before the election the
New York Tribune said: The safety
of the country demands the election Of
Mckinley"
Since Mckinley has been elected it
will not be necessary for the New
York paper to change its tone; but
such journals would have been put in
an awkward position if the result of the
contest had been different. The people
would have instantly accepted the re-
suit. and it would have been demon
strated that there was no real appre-
hension of disaster among the masses
who supported the Republican candi-
date.
But it is interesting to reflect that the
Tribune and all other Republican pa
pers have promised that McKinley's
election would not only prevent the
country from going to destruction, but
that it would result in immediate, last
ing and unreasonable benefits. While
the people whose votes elected the Re
publican candidate never really be-
lieved that the success of Bryan would
entail ruin, as depicted by the Repub-
Iican press, they have no doubt be-
lieved that the success of the Repub
lican party would lead to restoration
of prosperity. Having accepted Re-
publican promises on this point, they
will hold the party to strict accounta-
bility and if it fails to do what it has
promised it will be overthrown at the
first opportunity. Four years ago the
people voted it out of power because it
had not done well by the country; but,
with new issue raised, they have CIV
en- it another chance rather than try
the remedy proposed by the Democ-
racy.
Therefore, if the Republican party is
to hope for retention of power, it must
take affirmative action and evolve pos
tive, beneficial results. 1t cannot
shield itself from responsibility for the
future if, as is now pretty well estab-
lished, it has been placed in control of
all branches of the govern
ment. Having given it full swing,
the people will expect it to act
and they will not tolerate either pro-
crastination or failure The party must
formulate its policy into law, and upon
the failure or success of its legislation
will its future depend.
But it is inevitable that the people
who have given the party this lease
of power will be disappointed. The
business of the country viii run along
and the people will do their full duty in
the matter of promoting public inter-
ests, but disappointment will certainly
be experienced. There may be and no
doubt will be some revival from the ex-
IRENE depression that has marked re-
cent years, but return OF real prosper
ity will not be experienced.
The Republican administration will
not, according to the best judges, take
any practical step toward relieving the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-06
THE WIND AND THE LEAVES.

There is warfare in the garden. and the
many are outmatched
In the struggle of the millions and the
one;
For the bitter wind is blowings and the
yellow leaves are going,
And the armies of the summer turn and
run.
the corner. down the path,
While they seek in vain shelter from
the foe.
By his furious onslaught scattered, clad
in russell, torn and battered.
Lost and ruined in the summers over
throw.
Time was when they were allies in the
When the winter and the SHOWS were
at an end
For he touched the earth so lightly, that
they issued green and sprlghtly.
And they hailed him for their champion
and their friend.
Then they loved him in the summer, and
he kissed them as he passed,
When the uniforms they wore were
fresh and green,
And they trusted in him blindly for they
thought his voice was kindly
AS he whispered through the coppice
or the dene.
But they found his rough advances on the
grey September morn
Very different from his genial breath
in June,
For when the year grew older, his friend
ship it grew colder,
And he threatened and he piped a war
like tune.
So they fought him, and he beat them;
and the garden paths today
Tell a sorry tale Of ruin and defeat,
For the cruel wind is roaring, and before
him, whirilng, soaring,
Go the little weary soldiers in retreat.
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-06

ers IN state embrace the idea. Their
personal influence at once brings over
large number of people to support of
the plan. Lesser leaders of all sorts
and descriptions, who have looked upon
the promulgators of the scheme as
their chiefs, Immediately adopt it and
go to work in their respective localities
in support of it. OF course, the project
is at last submitted to the people, but
its success depends in no small measure
upon the skill and influence of the
political leadership enlisted in its be-
half. If the weight of political leader
ship is against it. it is likely TO be de-
feated and viii succeed only after the
people have found reason for distrust-
ing the judgment of the politicians
whom they more or less involuntarily
follow
1t was so in the late contest. The
weight of political leadership in all the
pivotal states was against the Demo
cratic theory and a five months cam
paign was not sufficient to shake the
faith OF those who followed this oppo-
sition leadership. The vote cast for
free coinage was out of all proportion
to the political influence enlisted in its
support, showing that the cause made
rapid progress in the minds of the peo-
pie. Notwithstanding the imposing ar
ray of wealth. and political influence
that was against it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-11-06
WILL NOT NOPE.

The Herald wishes to emphasize its
belief that Utah is going to move right
forward upon its career of development,
and that measurable prosperity will be
experienced. 1t bases this belief upon
its confidence in the people of the state
They are energetic and enterprising;
they know that Ghey are surrounded
by opportunities for lettering their own
condition and the condition Of the
state, and they are not going to leave
these uninproved.
It is true that our people are disap
pointed over the temporary failure OF
political programme that would have
added immeasurably to the prosperity
OF the country and assisted most ma
teriaIly in the development of this
state; but they will not permit their
disappointment to repress their ener-
gies in any particular. 1t may require
harder work ID achieve a desired re-
suit, but the people who have founded
a civilization here in the mountains
and transformed a desert into a gar
den viii not hesitate to put forth all
the eXertion that may be needed to
keep the wheels of progress moving.
In this connection Ar is worth while
to reflect that the triumph of the gold
standard party will probably give
great impetus to gold mining. Money
that has been locked up during ali this
period of depression must seek invest
ment; the holders cannot afford to keep
it in idleness. Remunerative employ
ment for it is going to be difficult to
find in any of the ordinary lines of
business, and enterprising people of
means will more and more turn to gold
mining as an industry whose product
does not fluctuate in value and that is
always in demand, an industry which
cannot be interfered with by tempo
rary influences that so often paTaIyze
the operations of those engaged in
trade or manufacturing.
No section of the country offers
greater gold mining opportunities thar
Utah; and, if The Herald is not greatly
the enterprising people OF
this state will take the fullest possible
of any increased interest in
the gold mining industry that may de-
velop They will not NOPE and permit
others to reap the benefits that may
come Within reach.