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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30
Before you buy
your ticket

to Omaha, Chicago, Kansas
City or St. Louis, ask the
ticket.agent about our service
to those and all other eastern
cities.
1lIiIiIf6' Ask him if it is not better
than that of other lines-If il
ittIIl( is not faster-if the Burling-
ton has not the best cars-the
best track-the best engines
ofany railroad from Colorado
to the East.
G. W. VALLERY, General Agent, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

Are you balds Is your clothing con-
stsntly covered with dandruH-filthy
animal matter falling from a diseaed
scalpf Does your head ltchH Is it in.
tested with sores and scahsf Is your
hair growing thinner year by year? IL
it dry and brittle? If so, you have a
parasitic disease of the scalp, which you
are neglecting at great risk. Danderine
will cure you quickly and permanently
Money refunded in case of failure. For
sale at Fischer & Co.'s. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

"Cathode Rays" &c cigar. The
latest inven ton at Scheurich's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

Executive Office,

The following order was issued yester-
1ov.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

Oysters and Rocky mountain trout, first
of the season, at the Bon Ton short order
restaurant.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

1t is said that Mr.. Catron passed up the
road last night en- route for the east with
the bill of exceptions in the Borrego
case which Judge Collier signed yester-
day at Los Lunas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30
Territory of New Mexico. !
Santa Fe. N. M. Sent. "a. 1895.

At Miss A. Mugler's: Ladies' and
children's wraps, latest designs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

Another line of latest style sailor
and walking hats received at Miss
A. Mugler's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30
Just received at Fischer's, Butter
milk soap at popular prices.
An Up-tO.Date Letter.

My Dear Miss -: hereby announce
myself as candidate for your hand and
shall use all fair and honorable means to
secure the nomination. I know that
there are many candidates in the field,
and hesitated long before entering the
race, but now l am in to stay.
My views on love and matrimony have
often been expressed in your hearing and
need not repeat them here. You know
favor the gold standard love-a 100 cent
dollar love-and maintenance of that
standard after marriage.
If you decide to confer upon me the
honor l seek, please fix date for caucus
with your mother. I have no objection
to her acting as tenn porary chairman, pro-
vided it is clearly understood that I am
to be chairman of the permanent organ
ization. Should theresult Of the caucus
prove satisfactory we can soon hold the
primaries ana select the place and date of
the convention.
have never believed in long campaigns,
30 if you decide to honor me ask you to
make the, convention date as early as pos
sible. Devotedly yours.
The following telegram answered it:
"Caucus unnecessary. Nomination unani-
nous. Come at once and fix day of ratifi-
cation."-Ex.
In recent letter to the manufacturers
Mr.. W. F. Benjamin, editor of the Spec
tator, Rushford, N. " says: ut may be
a pleasure TO you to know the high es-
TEEN in which Chamberlain's medicines
are held by the people of your own state
where they must be best known. An aunt
of mine, who resides at Dexter, Iowa, was
about to visit me few years since, and
before leaving home wrote me, asking il
they were sold here, stating if they were
not she would bring quantity with her,
as she did not like to be without them.'
The medicines referred to are Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, famous for it's
cures of colds and Group; Ohamberlain's
Pain Balm for rheumatism, lame back,
pains in the side and chest, and Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrahoea
Remedy for bowel complaints. These
medicines have been in constant use in
iowa for almost quarter of century.
The people have learned that they are
articles of great worth and merit, and un-
equaled by any other. They are for sale
here by every druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-30

Inc IOilOWlnR oruer was issued ye6ter-
day:
Executive Office,
Territory of New Mexico.
Santa Fe, N. NJ, Sept. 20, 1896.
Special order No 8.
Owing to the fact that Capt. David
Knapp, assistant surgeon, 1st battalion
of cavalry, can not accompany his com.
mand to Denver on the 5th proximo, DR..
Francis Orosson is hereby appointed as
sistsnt surgeon Temporarily with the
rank of captain, and will be obeyed and
respected accordingly. By command OF
w. T. THORNTON,
Governor and Commander in Chief of tht
Militia of New Mexico.
Official:
GEO. W. KNAEBEL,
Adjutant-General.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22

1t was the desire of Rev. Augustus
Jesscpp, fer many years q country clergy
man in England, to be welcomed by
his people as q neighbor and friend
rather than as n clergyman; but he con-
fesses that he was often pulled up by a
reminder more CT less reprcachful that
if he had forgotten his vocation, his
hest had not! Ever been to Tombland
fair, Mrs. Cawl?" he asked during a
parochial visit, which he describes in
THE Trials Of q Country Parson.''
Mrs. Cawl had perennial flow of
words, which came from her lips in a
steady, unceasing and deliberate mono
tone, a slow trickle CT verbiage without
the semblance Of n stop. She began:
Never been to 10 fairs sim I was q
girl, bless the Lord, nor mean to Except
once when my Betsy went TO place and
father told me to take her to q show,
and there was a giant, and q dwarf
dressed in a green petticoat like mon
key On an organ. and says to Betsy my
dear they's the works of the Lord but
they hadn't ought to be showed but as
the works Of the Lord to he lad in re-
membrance, and don't you think sir as
when they shows the works Of the Lord
they'd ought to begin with little
prayer?''
Mr.. Jessopp admits that he had no re-
ply at hand, and believes that Mrs.
Cawl ever afterward privately consid-
cred him an irTeverent heather.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
A Nice Question Of Law,

A wealthy German, intent upon q
days outing, wanted to hire a horse
dealers best horse and trap, but not
knowing his man, the horse dealer de-
INJURED at trusting them in his hands
Determined to have his drive, the Ger
man proposed paying for the horse and
the vehicle, promising to sell them back
at the same price when he returned. To
that the other saw no objection, so his
customers wants were supplied, and of
he went
He was back in time at the stables,
his money reimbursed according to con-
tract, and he turned to &c.
Hold en-" exclaimed the dealer.
you have forgotten to pay for the
hire
MY dear sir." was the cool reply,
there is no hiring in the case. l have
been driving my own horse and trap all
day, and he left the astonished man
to his reflections Philadelphia In
Ouirer.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
An Army "Reminiscences.

Speaking Of cures for insomnia, |"
said an old soldier, makes me think of
our starting out one morning at 9
O'Clock, marching 90 miles. and meeting
the enemy at o'clock in the afternoon
and fighting till 6, and then marching
back to where we started from, getting
there ut O'Clock in the morning.
"Some Of the men left in camp had
made a fire to cook their coffee by and
had kept it going through the evening
1t was now big bed Of red Goals, with
an occasional flicker Of fame going up
from the charred end of half burned
stick. 1t was a chilly night, and
thought I'd sit down on log that there
was alongside the fire for q few minutes
and get warm little before turning in.
The next thing knew it was O'Clock
l had gene to sleep the minute I sat
down and had fallen off the log without
waking up.
Now if. as sometimes happens, find
myself inclined to lie awake nights,
just think of the comfort Of my present
bed as compared with that by the log,
and that is enough. New York Sun.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
OFFICE BUILDING JAN,ToRs.
They Get Lonely and Uncomfortable, Tired
Of the Towering Edi0ces.

They Get Lonely and Uncomfortable, Tired
Of the Towering Edinces.
''The life Of a janitor Of one Of the
big down town Office buildings isn't all
it's cracked up to be, !" remarked one of
them late the other afternoon with an
expression Ct WEAKNESS on his face as he
looked down at lower Broadway filed
with men homeward bound 'sPeople
think we live high up in pleasant rooms,
with q fire view and the purest Of air,
flower gardens On the roofs and the
breezes we get up there from the bay on
warm summer nights. 1t all sounds
we'll, but the job Of janitor ism t a pleas
ant one.
pure air? Well, may be an excep-
ton, but don't think am. I don't
get it in my rooms, for the most Of them
open on the ventilating shaft, and have
to keep the windows shut the most of
the time. You see, even en- the top floor
all tho best rooms can be rented easily,
and tho janitor has to take the worst of
the lot. Most Of us have too much care
and wcrry, too, to train up flower gar
dens, for when night comes we drop in
to our beds to be ready the next morning
early.
but the worst CT it is that VIC never
can get rid Of the building. get to
hate mine. Working in it all day, liv-
ing in 1t at night, get sick Of it-fair-
ly sick. If Igo eff Saturday afternoon
CT Ct Sunday, I've always got that
1a;lding on my mind and always the
thought that must get back to 1t that
night.
1--WE get to envy the men that have
homes too tc, fer by the time O'Clock
comes it gets lonely down here. The
most Ct the men who have been work
ing In the building arc now amusing
themselves miles away. Sometimes, on
the rare occasions, get up town O.
nights. Ifeel coming back down to that
gloomy heap that I'll resign tomorrow.
Rent is free. yes, but you get so
much less wages, SO there's not even
money in the job. To show you how
some CT Us feel there are several jani-
tors who have their homes in other
parts Of the city and actually pay rent
when they could get free rooms, merely
to get some relief frem the monotony of
our lonely building. New York Her
aid
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
THE PRISONER.

The waves in thunderous menace break
Upon the rocks below Ely tower,
And none win dare the sea kings powor
And venture shipwreck for r:y sake.
Yet once-my lamp poth OF light
Across the darkling sea had cast
I saw . snil-at lasti At lasti
- cleaned toward me through the nichs
Ny lamp bad been the beacon set
To lead the ship through r,;st and foam,
Tho ship that came to take me home
To that far land half forget.
But since my tower is built 30 high
And such sharp rocks crc hid below
Iqrenched my lamp, and, weeping low,
saw my ship go safely by.
Pail Mali Gazette.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
HER INNOCENT QUERY.


xhe Inqulsitiv0 Neighbof 1t Last Gets In
Her WORK - Usual.
Before Ira LaMotte were diamonds
and wrote manager" after his name
incidents occurred that are moro Anus
ing in being related over cold bottles
than they were in transpiring. One lit
tie story he tells himself that runs in
this way:
When Ira became Benedict, he was
less prosperous than hopeful. His visi-
BILE possessions consisted Of q trunk, .
huge affair and useful, but solitary to .
profound degree when considered as tie
extent Of his property. But Ira knewa
thing or two, even though he had to re-
sort to strategy to accomplish his pur-
pose. He rented. q fat, a swell fiat
with all the accessories Of high price
dom, and be and Mrs. LaMoke and
thetrunk took possession. They did it
in an transformations way, and the neigh
bcrs were meme the wiser. It was all
right Of course from one way of locking
at it, but neighbors can hardly be ex-
pected to always look that one way; so
the new tenants kept on being unosten-
tatious and exclusive. The trunk was
most useful. 1t did duty for chairs at
dinner time. for piano at singing time,
for divan at billing time, and for near
~ everything else. 1t was all bit ir-
regular Of course, but the best was
made Of it. and Ira and Mrs LaMotte
were as free from care as from the trou-
bles of wealth.
One morning, however, Mrs. LaMotte
went out. She only went to the corner,
but the wide awake wife of the landlord
the landlord lived in fat just below
Ira's-fcund the opportunity she had
impatiently been waiting fer. She bided
her time until Mrs. LaMotte was ON
the oater steps. Then, with bonnet and
cape, she started out. OF course the Ia
dies met. and Of course they had to chat
little.
How do you like tie fat, Mrs. La
Motte?" asked the wide awake Other
VERY much, thank you," icily re-
turned Mrs. LaMotte, fer she knew she
was caught and considered all sorts Of
sharp things to say in reply.
"And. Mrs. LaMotte'-it came hcsi-
tatingly, but it came-''when arc you
going to move in:''
The simplicity Of it took her breath
away. and she could only retreat in dig
nified silence.-Chicago Dispatch.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
LzIkL u ON 8
SPRING - SiIEEptIclNE

j. SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR-don'
fosget to take T. The Liver gets sluggish
during the Winter, Just like all nature,
and the system becomes choked up BY
the Accumulated waste, which brings on
Malaria, Fever and Ague and Rheuma.
tism. You want to wake up your Livef
now, but be sure you take SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR to do II. II also
regulates tho Livef-keeps Il properly At
work. when your system will be free from
poison and the whole body invigorated.
You get THE BEST BLOOD when
your system Is In Al condition, and that
will only be when the Liver Is kept active.
Try q Liver Remedy once and note the
difference. But take only SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR-it Is SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR which makes the
difference. Take II in powder or In liquid
already prepared, or make a tea Of the
powder; but take SIMMONS LIVER REGU.
lATOR. You'll find the RED Z on every
package. Look for 1t.
,. H Zeilin = Co, PHILADELPHIA, p.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
my friends, said a Kansas Clergy

man the ether day. If God should
throw an K ray ON your souls, what
strange things would be revealed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
CURIOUS MARRIAGE CUSTOMS.
Among Dwnrfs OF Andaman Island Con-
tr1ctinE Parties Climb o Tree.

Among Dwarfs OF Andaman Island Con.
tractiDE Parties Climb Tree.
Some of the customs peculiar to
courtship and marriage among the race
Of dwarfs who inhabit the Andaman is
land are, according to NJ. de Quatre-
FACES. who recently published a book
called 1.-The Pygmies'' about these
people, very peculiar. Not the least re-
markable Of them is the procedure Of
courtship. The young man who has
made his choice addresses himself to the
parents, who never refuse, but serd the
girl into the forest, where, before day,
she conceals herself. The young man
must find her.
If he does not succeed, he must re-
nounce all claim to her. The wedding
ceremony Of these people is equally
curious. NJ. Quatrefages thus describes
it: THE two parties climb two flexible
trees growing near each other, which
an old man then makes to bend toward
each other. When the head of the man
touches the head of the girl, they are
legally married"
Turning from Asia to Europe, we
find u very curious custom prevailing
in Roumania. Among the peasantry of
this country, when n girl attains a mar
riageable age her trousseau, which has
in the meanwhile been carefully woven,
spun and embroidered by her mother
and herself, is placed in a painted
wooden box.
When a young man thinks Of asking
IN ha allowed fn 1,;, ,<4 ~
the girl he is at liberty first to open the
box, which is always placed in a con-
venient position, and examine the trous-
seau. If he is satisfied with the quantity
and quality Of the dowry, he makes
formal application for the girls hand,
but If not he is quite at liberty to retire.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22
He Wants . Change.

Mrs. De Lisle had been to the hair
dresser. II see that pompadour rolls
are coming in again, she remarked to
Mr.. De Isle the next morning at
breakfast.
Thank heaven for thatr' retorted
her husband do get the recipe for our
cock. for the rolls she gives us now are
regular jaw breakers-'-Detroit Free
Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22

He-I understand yon have been at
tending I'm ambulance clasa Can you
tell me what is the best thing to do for
q broken heart?
She-Oh. yes Bind up tho broken
portion with gold band, bat.e with
orange blossom water and apply plenty
of raw rice Guaranteed to be well IN a
month.-London Tit-Bi.s
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22

All kinds Of paper pulp will carry
from to Is per cent Of their own weight
Of clay, and small addition of this
adulterant. if it can be properly called
%. is believed by many makers to i'm
prove the quality Of the paper
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22

Horace appears in good humor while
he censures. and therefore his censuro
has the more weight as supposed to pro.
coed from Judgment, not from passion.
Young
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22

The instinct Of brutes and insects can
be the effect Of nothing else than the
wisdom and skin Of q powerful, ever
living agent
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-05-22

Where are you going. my pretty maid
80 modest and sedate!
To CHURCH, kind sir, she sweetly said,
And ! am afraid I'm late.
Can 90, too? And when there
We quickly can be wed;
You bet your life: I'm stuck on you,
For your clothes are uptodate.
Many thanks! cried he, for admiring them,
They are my tail0r's good taste,
And anyone wanting fine clothes,
Go to Hopes and have them made 10 the
Queens taste.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-13

Chicago. Nov. ia receiver for the
american Wheelman's Protective asso-
Nation was asked for in the circuit court
yesterday by Il. r. Barker, a stock
holder. The concern was endorsed by
the League of American Wheelmen. IL
was Incorporated Nov. "a. 1894, with a
capital stock of $1,000. and notice was
given that II would be increased to $780,
900, but this has never been paid in. The
bill charges that Edward ID. Sniffen, Sec
retary and treasurer. issued to himself
1900 shares OF stock, representing the in
crease. and 5000 shares of over issue, OF
the par value OF s2 or s99, ,999 altogether.
6niffen, 1t Is alleged, expended on his
personal account all of the $4,000 col
lected. excepting sl6,5oo. used for ex-
penses In the corporation. 1t is claimed
that thelassets OF the concern do not ex-
ceed $4,000. and that II IL liable for 2S,-
900 wheels, valued at $50 each. All the
officers are made defendants.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-13
Uncle Sam LibeIS FilibuS-
tering Steamer.
Passengers Tell Stories to
Spanish Minister.
This Movement is Likely TO End the
Career Of the Vessel.

Jacksonville. Fla, Nov. 13.-The steam
er Three Friends. which was seized at
the mouth OF the 81. Johns river last
Saturday evening by the revenue cutter
Boutwell,. acting under orders from the
treasury department al Washington,
through the collector of the port. was
formally lbeled and attached yester-
day The boat is now in charge OF a
deputy marshal. The Three Friends is
charged with being fitted out on May
% 1896. as an armed cruiser. with the
intent to be employed by certain insur-
gents or other persons on tfg Island OF
Cuba, TO cruise or to commiS nostilities
against the subjects and property of the
Island OF Cuba and against the King OF
Spain.
The attachment is returnable before
the United States court on the first Mon
Say In December. The governments
information Is said to have been secured
through two persons who were passen-
gers on the trip, and who afterward
made their way back to New York. go
ing then TO Washington, where they
divulged the facts 10 the Spanish min
lister If this be true, they will need
bodyguard when they come TO Jackson
Vile to give testimony in the case.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-13
MORE BICYCLE RECORDS BROKEN.

More records were broken on the cement
track at New Orleans yesterday.
Johnson rode tbree-quarters OF a mile
in 1;lO, cutting his record made at Nash
vile OF :l3 2-5. The first quarter was
made In "a seconds; second quarter ia
23 seconds; third quarter in % seconds.
lie started for the two-mile record, but
the sextet gave out. a heavy wind was
blowing.
Michael broke the following records:
Two miles, 1888 2-5, from 1886; three
miles, 6:22, from 5:29 30; four miles.
7:l5. from 1881; five miles, 9:07 3.6, from
s:l2 3-5; six miles, 1l:00 l-5 from II :0s
3-6; seven miles. 1903 3-5, from 1900;
eight miles, l4.46 3.5, from 1853 1-5; nine
miles, l6:40 20, from l647 1-5; ten miles.
1888 10, from iS:il l-5.
Johnson goes for the mile on Friday.
He could have cut the record five seconds
today II the pacemsKers could have held
ont. Saturday Michael will ride for the
mile record. The team starts for Memphis
on Sunday.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-13

Washington. Nov. 13.--Acting secre-
tsry Hamlin yesterday remitted fine
OF $500 imposed upon the British steamer
Boyne for failure TO produce proper mani
fest. After the vessel was laden at
Smyrna. the Turks threatened to take
some Armenian cabin passengers out OF
her. The following day the United States
man-of-%aF- Minneapolis arrived, and
Admiral Selfridge informed the master
that he would protect him If any attempt
was made to take the passengers from
the ship by force, but advised him 10
leave the port as soon as possible, to
avoid complications. The consignors OF
the merchandise also advised him TO
Eail Immediately. and the American con-
sui gave the same advice. and also gave
fim a bill OF health. A complete mani
fest was forwarded from Smyrna by mail.
and has been presented at the New York
custom house.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-13
Fedora and Cleopatra.

The most popular American actress,
Fanny Davenport, will be seen at the
Providence Opera House next week, pre-
senting for the last time Sardou plays.
The sale OF seats began this morning, and
there was rush. The engagement VIII
commence with Sardou's great plsy,
"Fedora," on Monday and Tuesday. 1t is
one OF the most ingenious and exciting
OF Sardou's many admirable plays.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sat-
urday matinee, the most sumptuous 8
scenic production known to the stage,
"Cleopstrs." will be given, and on sstur-
day night, "Fedora" will be repeated.
Silver souvenirs will he presented to
every lady attending Monday night, as a
memento to Miss Davenport's farewell
Sardou tour.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-11-13
A LIFE-SAVER DEAD.
Capt. John VI, Brown Passes Away at
His New Jersey Home.

MANAsQUAN, N. j., Nov. 13. Captain
John VI. Brown died yesterday at his
home at Brielle, near here, aged SO years.
Captain Brown was one of the best Know o
on the New jersey coast, and probably ,
saved more lives and carsoes during his
lie than any man in the country. lie
was awarded the gold medal of the life
saving association for savin crews and
passengers OF vessels in distress, among
which were the Mexico, whose crew Of
10 perished: the New York, from waich
he saved 81 passengers; the Cornelius
GrinnelI, whose 500 passengers were res.
cued: the New Era, wrecked at Asbury
Park (; the John Far mum, Western World
and Ecores OF -others-- No maH-evef had
tc greater extcnt the confidence OF the
underwriters Of New York, PhiIsdeIphia
and Boston.