The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
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Belle-Is it hard to love a man? Julia
Don't worry about that. 1t is easy
enough to marry one.-New York Her.
aid.
She-They must have quarreled yes
terday. He-What makes you think
so? She-He's SO attentive nOw.-Chi.
cagO Record.
Friend-DO you always wait for liz
SEPARATION before you write ii poem?
Authorize. l always need $40
Somerville Journal.
when er man declahs he doal' re-
greet muffin he ebber DONE" said Uncle
Eben. hes either got or mighty good
conscience, er none at all."-Washing.
ton Star.
He (earnestly)-Am 1 the first man
you eve kissed? She-Of course you
are. How stupid men are. l never
knew one who didn't ask that.-New
York Herald.
The deaf man now no longer needs
TO walk the railroad tics:
The scorcher finds him on the street
And watts him to the skies.
indianapolis Journal.
Stylus-I understand Versifer has lie.
come quite a poet. Northumberland
thing like that. No one can under
stand the stuff he Observation-Disclosures
North American.
Walter-POor Dibbles. They say he
got a pair of beautiful black eyes lately.
| feel sorry for him. Ton-You needn't.
He got a very handsome girl with them.
London Answers.
Olive-Id rather spend the winter
here than the summer. Violet don't
see how you can say such a thing.
Olive-Why, then we could at least
have n now man.-.Judge.
The catcher Toughly)-What do you
know about baseball, anyhow:-The
umpire docking at the bowling rOoters)
uN,thing; I'm the umpire, you know
1~Aiiauerhia North American.
Aunt-Nhy lid YOU stare AT that
gentleman so rudely, r.hel9 Jittle
Ethel-Oh. he's a drefful man.; lie -.,.o.
goes to church or nothing. | heard
father say he vas an acroStic.-Judy.
After they had departed she wept
bitterly. Suddenly she ceased. 1t had
occurred to her that perhaps her tears
might fall on her new shirt waist and
spot it Observation-Disclosures En-
Quirer.
Calmly-During the hot weather I
managed to keep cool simply by the
exercise of my will. Fussey-Oh. I've
tr;oJ thot II ,,nlac ma oil frnI hot
trying to exert my will.-Philadelphia
North American.
II an very much afraid that Jimmy
IS in mischief" said Mrs. Snaggs to her
husband. II can't hear him." replied
Mr.. Snaggs. That's why l think he
must be doing something he ought not"
-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Howland-I understand Scorcher and
his wife have Quarreled and separated.
Davis-YeS; he precipitated affairs by
telling her she couldn't ride a wheel
half as well as his mother did.-Phila-
delphia North American.
His Merited Punishment.-"I cured
Giddington of talking to me abou his
smart little boy How did you do
it!'' Il told him all about the eleven
summers experience | have had with
hay fever."-Chicago Record.
What do you think of the bicycle
~craze?" Great thing! l never took
so much good exercise before in all my
life" why, didn't know that you
were riding Il am not, but | have TO
cross the street once in Il ~while."-Chi-
cago Record.
Millie-It looks as though the bicycle
would drive the horse out of existence.
Leavitt-NOt a bit of it. The more BIZ
cycles there are the more they will need
horses. Millie-What for? Leavitt-
Ambulances.-New York Herald.
Sweet one, l love YOU" he whispered,
to his partner at the masquerade. Il
should think you would" she replied.
seeing that | am your wife" Didn't
know it. darling? What other woman
do you think l would say thai tor
Boston Courier.
"Of course I'm a friend of the work.
ingman,' said the aspiring politician.
Then why don't you work OCCASION
ally asked one of his auditors. "Oh.
that's simple enough. / don't wish o
crowd some more deserving man OUT of
a job."-Philadelphia North American.
You must take care of yourself"
was the physicians warning. Don't
worry about anything, and don't over
exert yourself" Il suppose you mean
that / must take a vacation trip?'
mo, what l mean is that you must re-
main away from the summer resorts"
! Washington Star.