The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-01-16
You've seen them more than an.

you Know 1hey never SIT sileu, \
O minute!"
He Ito elderly young lady, att.
long waltz)-You must navo hoo,
splendid dancer-Punch.
Duzby-What's in that bottla- y.
SOM Dooby-I guess there mus, *
there isn't any label on it-Roxbs1
Gazette.
Yeast-Do you give your dog my "a
ercise7 Crimsonbeak-Oh, yes; he %,
for a tramp nearly every day.-Yonkss
Statesman.
She-I wish you wouldn't smoR TIM
cigarette in my presence. He-Tbs
I'll throw 1t away. ION, I didn't mean
that."-Life.
Tommy, do you love your teache,r
II would If she wasn't my teacher
said Tommy. "She's awful nice."-ln
dianapolis Journal
The safe flew open, and there inside
A receipted gas bill lay.
Tho baf]ed burglar shook his head
'T've come q little too latel" he said
And he m%ournfully turned away
Chicago Tribune
She-I have heard that you said l was
fond Of the sound Of my wi voice, |
Howell, you have yourself admitted
that you like Observation-Disclosures
Record
She-I think ! will do the cooking mp
self awhile, Helm. That was what
you wanted me to take out more life To-
surance for, was it2-Indianapolis Jour
nal
Crimsonbeak-Ar you going to thu
masquerade? Yeast-Yes; l expect to.
How are you going?" Going broke
"Thatll be no Observation-Disclosures
Statesman.
IT'S sweet to love;
And it's just honey
To love a girl
With lots Of money.
-Kansas City Journal.
did you find that he was a relationr
"Oh, yes-unmistakably." How wal
that?" "IIe borrowed 81 from me al:
most before l had introduced myself
Chicago Record.
Maud-What a fool you were making
OF yourself in initiating Charley Spool
er. Ethel-Will you tell me how I
could initiate him in any other a
ner?-Boston Transcript.
Maude-You wouldn't know my beau
now If you met him. Nell-Why, has he
changed SO much as that? Maude-
That isn't 1t exactly. I've changed
him.-Philadelphia Record.
20 wood-sawing contest for womenl"
hat seems up-to-date and quito pat
The Saving" ! hear, was successful
But the "say nothing part, how was
that?
Now York Recorder.
P~oeticus-IIave you read ShakS-
pcaro's Loves Labor Lost?' Cynicus
No; but I've taken a girl to the the
ater, and had her talk to the man next
her all through the show.-New York
Herald.
doctor, I want a tooth pulled. I'm
Q great coward when it III to endur.
Ing pain, and yet I'm afraid Of both
laughing gas and chloroform." "Yoq
might be happy with ether."-Chicago
Tribune.
Dealer-This violin, madam, Is q
stradivarius. II is nearly 200 years
old. Mrs. Newrich-You don't suppose
l would take that? l can afford the
latest style, let me tell you.-Phlladel-
0hia Record.
Oh, busy bee exalted so,
Wed work like you, we VOW,
II we could loaf six months or 30
AS you are loafng now.
Washington Post.
May-They tell me your enga cement
with Charley Gumpleigh Is broken
How did it happen? Carrie-It is no
great mystery. The fact is, he was too
fresh to keep; that's al.-Boston Trans
script
He (who has been trying to get rid Of
her maiden aunt for the last hour
Your aunt reminds me Of the DE
fender Shc-Dcfender. why? He
Because she IS Il single sticker.-Brook-
Ign Life.
least Men turn S~oncrSaults on
horseback; suppose before long we'll
see them doing II on the bicycle. Grim
sonbeak-Why, man alive. that was the
first thing | did on a wheel.-Yonkers
Statesman.
How did you get Borely out of vow
WHIST club-did you ask him TO reSign?~
NO. we didnt like 10 do that: but we
all resigned except Borely. and then
we All got together and formed 4 new
club."-IIarper's Ba2ar.