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The Ideal Panacea.

James L. Francis, Alderman, Chicago,
says:"I regard DIR. Kings New Discovery
as an Ideal Panacea for coughs. colds
and lung complaints, having used it in
my family for the last five years, to the
exclusion of physicians prescriptions or
other preparations.
Rev. John Burgus, Keokuk. Iowa,
writes: 81 have been minister of the
Methodist Episcopal Church TOR fifty
years or more, and have never found
anything so beneficial, or that gave me
such speedy relief as DR.. Kings New Dis
covery." Try this Ideal Cough Remedy
now. Trial Bottles Free at M. A.
Scheldrup's Drug Store.
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where Are Theyr

What? Oh, those Burlington notices
you used to see in this paper. Send your
name and address to w. ]. c. Kenyon,
General Freight and Passenger Agent,
the Burlington, st. Paul Mimi, and he
will send you each month a sheet of
~ood Gre a 5arS -
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order for Hearin9.
STATE OF MINNEoSTAl M
County Of Stearus : IS,

A $500
In Probate Court. Special Term. February
2lst. 1895.
In the matter Of the estate Of Nels Peterson
deceased.
Letters of administration on the estate Of
Nels Peterson, deceased, late of the County. OF
Stearus, State of Minnesota, being granted to
A. H Hendrickson.
1t is ordered, That six months be and the
same hereby is allowed from and utter the date
of this order, in which all persons having
claims or demands against the said deceased
are required to file the same In the Probate
Court of said County, for examination and al
lowance, or be forever barred.
It's further ordered, that Friday, the 18th day
of September 1895, at 9o'olock a. m. at a special
term of said Probate Court to be held at the
Probate ONCE, in the Court House in the city Of
st Cloud, in said County, be and the same
hereby Is appointed as the time and place when
and where the said Probate Court will examine
and adjust said claims and demands.
Aud It Is further ordered, that notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested In said estate by forthwith publish
ing this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks In the Sauk Centre Herald,
weekly newspaper printed and published at
Sauk Centre, in said County. =
Dated at ST. Cloud, MINI, this 2lst day Of Feb
ruary, A d., 1895.
By the Court,
[sEALJ HUBERT HANSEN.
Judge Of Probate.
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BRE T-SGPPER.
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GRETEFuL-COMFORTING.
G. Q CO A

"By a thorough knowledge OF the natural
laws which govern the operation of diges-
zion and nutrition, and by careful appli-
cation OF the fine properties of well selected
Cocoa, Mr.. Epps has provided for our break
fast and supper delicately favored beyer-
age which may save us many heavy doctors
Dilis.' 1t is by the judlcious use of such ar
tlcles OF diet that constitution may be
gradually built up uutiI strong enough to
resist every tendency to disease, Hundreds
OF subtle maladtes are floating around us
ready TO attack wherever there is week
point. We may escape many a fatal shaft
Dy Keeping ourselves well fortified with
pure blood and q properly nourished
frame. - Civil Service Gazett.
Made simply with boiling water or milk
sold only in half-pound tins by Grocers,
labelled thus:
JAMES EPPS & CO., Ltd, Homeo-
path1c Chemists. London. England.
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E|y's Cream Balm

is acknowledged to be the most thorough
cure for Nasal Catarrh. Cold in the Head and
Hay Fever Of ell remedies. IL opens and
me nsssa heps e :o asys pan
the membrane from colds, restores the
senses of. tasts and smell. Price SOC. at
fas7lisi ELY SsoraERs q q & So street. New
York. ~
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The Minister was cured.

DR.. Warner-Dear Sir: Having used
your White Wine and Tar Syrup for
difficulty of the throat and lungs, have
received marked benefit, also finding
myself entirely cured of catarrh. l
would without solicitation recommend
it to all who are thus afflicted.
Lincoln, Neb. Rev. E. M. LEWIS.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1896-04-02

Quick In effect, heals and leaves no
scar. Burning, scaly skin eruptions
quickly cured by De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve. Applied to burns, scalds, old
sores, it is magical in effect. Always
sures piles. Hanson & Emerson.
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Il May no as Much for Won.

Mr.. Fred Miller, of Irving, ILL.,. writes
that he had severe kidney trouble tor
many years. with severe pairs in his
back and also that his bladder was at
iected. He tried many so called Kidney
cures but without any good resnlt.
About year ago he began use of Electric
Bitters and found relief at once. Elec-
trio Bitters especially adapted to cure. of
all kidney and liver troubles and often
gives almost instant reliet. One trial
will prove our statement. Price only
so cents atm. A. Scheldrup'sDrug Store.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1896-04-02

All last winter Mr. Geo.. 4. Mills. OF
Lebanon, Conn.,, was badly afflicted
with rheumatism. At times 1t was so
severe that he could not stand up
straight, but was drawn over on one
side. II tried different remedies with
ent seceiving relief" he says, "until
about six months ago bought bottle
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. After us
ing it for three days my rheumatism
was gone and has not returned since
For sale by M. A. Scheldrup.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1896-04-02

A high hyer with torpid liver will
not be long liver. Correct the liver
with De Wits Little BARLEY Risers, lit
tie pills that will cure dyspepsia and
constipation. Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1896-04-02

One Minute Cough Cure touches tn
right spot. It also touches ii at the
right time if you take it when you have
a cough or cold. See the point? Then
don't cough. Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1896-04-02
ELY's CREAM BALM

ELY'S CREAM BALM Opens and
cleanses the nasal passages, allays pain and
inflamation heals the sores. protects the mem
brane from colds. restores the sense of taste
and smell. The Balm is applied directly iEto
lief at once EE-Y'S PINEOLA BAI.
SAM is sure cure for coughs, colds, etc
Price of Cream Balm, so cents at Druggists or
by mail.
Ely BROTHERS, Sc Warren Street New York.
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CAT AR r II
LOCAL DISEASE

and is the result of colus
and sudden climatic
changes.
It can be cured Try a pleas
ant remedy which IS APP
piled directly into the
nostriIs. Being quickly
absorbed itgiyes relief al
The Sauk Centre herald., 1896-04-02
PiNEoLA COUGH sALsAM
IS excellent for all throat infIamations and for

asthma. Consump-
tlves willlnvariably
derive benefit from
its use ,as it quickly
abates the cough,
renders expe6tora.
ton easy, sssisiing
nature in restoring
wasted t. SIS u e s.
There Is a large per-
centage of those
who suppose their
cases to be con-
sumption who are
only suffering from
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-05-14
LOSE MILLIONS.
Tobacco Manufacturers Out
SIo,ooo 900 in '05.
Prospect of Sill Larger Loss 10 go
Great Anxiety in Tobacco Circles.

Chicago, May 13.-(Special.)-It was re-
ported here today that large sum OF
money had been offered for the tobacco
habit cure No-To-Bac, famous all over the
country for its wonderful cures. Inls o.
fer. il is said. Wes made by parties VINO
desire to take il off the market and stop
the sale, because of its injury 10 the TO-
bacco business General Manager kra-
mer. of NolTo-Bac, when Interviewed AT
his Office, No. "A Randolph street, said:
''No sir. No-To-Bac Is not for sale 10
the tobacco trust. Certainly No-To-Bac
affects the tobacco business. II VIII cure
over 10000 people in 1896, at an average
saving Of $50 which each would otherwise
expend for tobacco, amounting IN round
figures TO s10,000,009. Of course tobacco
dealers loss is gained by the cured Does
No-To-Bac benefit physically? Yes, scr.
The majority of our patients report an
immediate gain Of flesh, and their nicotine
saturated systems are cleansed and made
vigorous. No-To-Bac is sold by druggists
throughout the United States and Canada,
under absolute guarantee that three boxes
win cure any case. Failure to cure means
the money back. OF course there are fall
ures, but they are few. and we can better
afford TO have the good VIII Of an occa-
sional failure than the money. We pub
Esh a little book called Don't Tobacco
Spit and Smoke Your Life Away that
tells all about No-TO-Bac, which will be
mailed free to anyone desiring IT. Ad-
dress The Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago,
Montreal, Can, or New York.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-05-14

dividualism, personal environment, and
race influences. The reader of literar-
ture must have behind him the same
knowledge, the same influence, the
same power.
In the department Of philanthropy
the subject for discussion was lone
Woman's Story" in the February Cos
mopolitan magazine. The outline of the
story was given by Mrs. Parsons of
Kingman. In this story, two philan-
thropists are at work, one who strives
to prevent the criminal perpetua ton
Of poverty and crime, believing in law
as the redeeming power, the other hold
ing that love is the fulfilling of the law.
An animated discussion followed IN
which many took part including Mrs.
r. a. Sankey of Wichita, Mrs. w L.
Moore of Hutchinson, Mrs. Peters of
Newton and Mrs. Cushing of Leaven-
worth, who superintendent of the Home
for the Friendless there.
1t is impossible to give a synopsis of
all the papers read before the fedora
ton, but the program is given in full,
which gives an idea of the nature Of the
work done.
The reception given in the parlors Of
the Troop hotel to the visiting ladies
was a most enjoyable even. The mem
bers of Western Sorosis did the honors
of the occasion gracefully and are to be
compEmented on their success. A man.
dohn club furnished music for the even
ing and fruit punch was served.
At the close of Wednesdays program
the visiting ladies Were pleasantly sur
prised TO find the street in front of the
church completely filled with carriages
for block or more, to take them for a
drive over the city.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-05-14
TOM REED CAN HAVE 1T
Mckinley and His Managers Think of the
Vice Presidency.

Cleveland. May 13.--AlthOugh there
is no le- up 70 the good news which
continues 20 reach The offices Of Govern
or McKnley's campaign managers in
this city there IS a let up in the amount
OF news which IS OF such character as
Will permit Of its publication Tester-
cav the Offices were crowded most OF
the day except for a brief inteTmissiOn
at noon with persons desiring 20 con-
gratulace Mr.. Hama, 70 obtain Mchln-
ley buttons, 10 gossip about the situa-
Tion. or simply 20 see what manner Of
place is the room In which president
maker Is az work and what manner
OF man Is he.
The political news of the day. OF
course. was the story sent out from
81. louis 20 the effect that clTe ab0r-
tive attempt 20 injure McKinley's pres
!6sptial chaoces through the American
Protective association. mora common
y and briefly known as the "A p. a. %
mad its origin n the brain OF senator
elect Joseph Benson Foraker. Mo- no
ment OF che time q NJ A. Hanna vas
wasted IN discussing this pri1la tacie
falsehood. The story was read Z the
Hanna Offices as a matter OF course. just
as a dozen campaign lies have csen rad
since the combine against The Ohio
man was formed. The story was FOL-
lowed 50 rapidly by the vigorous ant
unqualified denial OF Ex-Governor For
aker. in which his entire !oya!ry 70 Nc
kinlsy was modescly. yet energetically.
re.te-a ted that there was TO need fC-
an interview 10 be gwen out from the
Hama Offices on the sub5ecs-
II is. Of course. a <act. 50 far as talk
about RE iaEeSt bit OF political nud
singing. that Mckinley has enemies
as well as warm frie16s il The ciry
whers the conveu ton watch VII nom
mate him FOR tie preSssis1cy VII Be
held. Thai these enemies coDcocts1 q
futile effort Ike the prsSeD- one does
not either reject wei ca The Po@i1cz-
judgment or their inventive genius.
TIE alleged split betxe~o FoEaszs-
ard 8IcKialey." has been 80 entry
6-S70oved by repeated actions On d1e
PARK % both as vel as ne resent &C
cep-zlcz q TIE important szS< o
placing tie name % WEb2m 4cAi--ey
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committeeman. Attorney General
Dawes and ]. Ralph Burton addressed
the convention at the court house this
evening. Hon. J. H. Troutman, Tom
Pottea Auditor Cole, W. B. Sutton, DR..
Jones and H. E. Patterson delivered
| addresses.
WANT JOHN MARTIN.
Manhattan, Kan, May 13-The Demo-
cratic central committee OK Riley coun-
ty met here this afternoon and selec-
| ted the following delegates to represent
the county at Topeka, June 3: ]. j.
Davis, George W. Harrup, L. L. Ash
brook, Orson King, c. L. Root The
following resolutions were adopted.
Whereas, There can be no question
that a majority of the Democratic vo-
ters of Riley county favor the free
coinage of silver at 16 to l; therefore be
! it
Resolved, That the delegates elected
to represent Riley county in the state
convention at Topeka, June 3, 1896, be
and are hereby instructed TO vote only
for such delegates as will pledge them
selves TO work and vote for a free coin
age, Is to 1 plank in the platform to be
adopted by the national Democratic
convention to be held in Chicago on July
z, 1896.
Resolved, Further, that the delegates
from Riley county be and are hereby
instructed TO vote for John Martin as
delegate at-large.
PARDONS MANY MEN.
Topeka. Kan, May Ex-Governor Nor
I'LL today made an order restoring
rights cf citizenship to the following
ramed comvicts, whose terms OF imprlS-
onment in the penitentiary are about
TO expire:
Robert Butler, larceny, Atchison; Jno.
Wilson, WyandoUte. larceny; John
Grimes, Wyendotte, larceny; Cass Rea-
dy, johnson, mans,aughter; Nj. B. Thom
son, Riley. forgery; c. Wilson, larceny,
Reno; o. Berry, forgery, Crawford;
John Brown, larceny, Leavenwotth;
James Shannon, larceny, Wyandotte;
Jdh H. Dennison, larceny, Wyadotte;
jacob Meyers, larceny, WyandOtte;
Pearl Schurtz, enbezzlement, Philips;
Andrew Shook, assault, Atchison; Thos-
Bonfface, larceny, Montgomery; John
Locke, larceny, Atchison; Myron Byrns
larceny. Meade; Charles 1. Cross, lar
oeny, Cherokee; J. W. Evans. embez-
element. Cowley, and ]. d. Green, forg-
cry. Rocks
THEY ENDOhoE bEl@AND.
Ottawa Kan, May 13.-The Second
district delegate cow ention held in this
city today was harmonious throughout.
w. II. Brown, OF Paola, and Grant Har-
rington. OF Fort Scott, were elected as
delegates to St Louis; and d. A. Crock
er, of PleasantOn, and Mr.. Hancock
OF Johnson county as alternates. Chas.
F. Scott. of lola, was nominated eiec-
tor over Francis, from the same county
by a vote of so to 50. Speeches were
made by Hon ]. p. Harris and others.
Resolutions were adopted instructing
for William Mckinley and for Cy Le-
land for national committeeman.
TRAINS MUST RUN.
Topeka. May l3.-John Burns, county
attorney of Wichita county. today COM
menced an action before the state board
of railroad commissioners to compel the
Santa Fe Railroad company TO operate
its line hetwe en Scott City and Selkirk.
He represented in MS bill that the Santa
Fe had QUIT running trains on this line,
had practically abandoned il, making il
very inconveLient for the public. The
Santa Fe people say that they ceased
TO operate the line because il did not
pay expenses.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-05-14
SECOND CITY IN THE WORLD
New York City With Its Additions Now 1
cluded In Very Big,

|
New York, May 13.-With a few brief
strokes and fiourishes of his pen Gov
ernor Morton has made Greater New
York a reality. His signature created
the second greatest city area in the
world by adding to New York proper
the cities of Brooklyn and Long Island
City and various towns, villages, and
hamlets which lie scattered along Stat
en- and Long Islands and Westchester
county.
That New York has not gobbeld up a
part of New Jersey is not its fault II
has no lien upon the New Jersey legis-
lature.
1t will be 1898 before Greater New
York becomes a we'll regulated munich
pal household, but, nevertheless, the
greater city is fact. Any danger of
being overtaken and submerged by Chi
cago within the next few months is now
past.
The pen with which Governor Morton
did all this has been given to the Man
haitian Eye and Ear Infirmary, to be
sold at public auction
But Governor Morton could not let
the indefinite, loosely drafted bill be-
d
ing words. He outlined his reasons for
signing the bill, which, in nutshell, are
that he sees no danger ahead in the
work Of the commission upon which will
fall the mOnstrous task Of placing the
consolidated cities on a single munich
pal basis.
In his memorandum he outlines what
infinite pains must be taken to set the
big municipal ball rolling correctly
from the start. He reviews the veto
messages of Mayor Strong of New York
and Mayor Wurster OF Brooklyn and
discovers nothing in them 20 negatively
influence his final decision.
New Workers are glad. and we'll thav
may be. Greater New York is bound 10
be an experiment, as the lines upon
which its municipal direction are 10 be
based are not yet drawn. but the prob-
lem VIII be attacked with a will. Re-
sides, New Yorkers-that Is to saw a
good nine-tenths Of them-were anxious
10 see Greater New York succeed. They
hoped for greater political strength in
the STATE. smaller taxation and al lea 81
a temporary refuge from the danger of
having 70 take back seat because of
Chlcago's marvellous advance in pop1;la-
ton.
On the other hand. Il Is firmly believ-
ed that If a complete canvass Of sAntj-
ment was made in BROOKLYN TODAY a
majority Of its residents would vote
against consolidation They fear a too
small share in the ruling OF the greater
city, an increase Of taxes owing 10 New
HoTk's greater debt, accommodating now
er. and a spread Of Tammany influence
into their boundaries.
Brooklyn is still opposed 70 Greater
New York. as frequent mass meetings
attest. OF Jealousy Of Chicago they b.1,s
none. Long Island City is in favor AZ
consolidation for il aspires 10 be a : big
and bad as New York City proper. Whs.
the towns. villages. harlets and cross
road stores think about Greater Nev
York no seems 10 have taken the trouble
20 ascertain since the first paroxvsm Of
approval several years ago passed
away.
Now that Greater New York Is a
reality. the city Itself and the nation az
large have something stupnedous 10
contemplate. eHre. IS as feWw words
as possible. IS what it means:
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Popular
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.WANTCOLUMNS
/ Wants
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/ For Trade
Fer Exchange
Miscellaneous
4 Real Estate
FinanCialS
Personals

Advertisements under sbsve classifica-
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O'Clock every night except Saturdays
which is 10 o'clock
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HE WILL NOT SUE
LIBEL SUIT OF FARMER SMITHS
WILL EOT BE FILED.

He Says That He VIII Have Other Ways to
Get Ahead of Your Uncle Cyrus. and as
He Also Denies That He VIII Attack
Him Physically it is Anticipated That
He Will Lie in Ambush and Stick a
Knife in Him When He Isn't Expecting
It-TroabIe in the Second Congressional
District.
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They Claim That the Ladies OF the State
CapitaI Did Themselves Proudly the
Manner I'm which They Received and
Entertained Lady Guest From the En-
tire stste-Hypatis Society wastSPeciaI-
" u.uored and Its Members!Given a
Prominent Place on the PrOgra1n-Com-
ments on Papers Read.
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DandrnnDon,t Grnw

Where Danderine dwells One applica.
ton, Clean Head, Clean Coat Collar
Looks better; Feels better. Get some
All druggists, S1.00
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-17
Unjust.

''You supervising principals don't
have anything to do. You sit in your
cozy Office, read the newspapers and
stop once in awhile to push an electric
call button to call up some boy or teach
err" said councilman to Principal
Daniel N. Hutchin Of the Northern Lib
critics school
you are mistaken" rejoined Mr..
Hutchin severely. "You are very much
mistaken. 1 do not push the electric but
ton. I have boy there to push it 70,
me- "-Philadelphia Call.
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Good Thing to Have

In demand first, last and all the
time, Rainier beer. Light in color, a
malt of perfect brewing, and delight
to the epicure. Recommended for it's
purity, delicious aroma and health Civ
ing properties. Sold at the Criterion
saloon.
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Perspective.

Fresco Painter-Why do you say my
perspective is faulty?
Owner of Apartment House-Well,
my tenants are all kicking because the
alcoves you painted upon the walls are
not large enough each to hold bed. -
Detroit Tribune.
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Too Sensible to Live.

"Diffendaffer, what makes you keep
your fiannels ON so late?"
Because own my underwear, and
would have to lay out cash for cod
liver oil. Louisville Courier Journal.
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None Can Compare

A fine line of zoe Scotch Ginghams,
in Pinks, Blues and Lavenders, 30
inches wide, will be cleared out at 15c
per yard. Kerr's Queen street.
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The Want Filled.

"Wobbles needed exercise so urgently
that he bought bicycle, but he never
rides.
Newer rides?'
"No, he never needs any more exer-
else after he has pumped up his tire. -
Truth.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-07-17

"Do you think that it is ladylike for
woman to ride bicycle?" she in
quired.
YES" he replied. UNLESS she in
sists ON riding like a gentleman. -
Washington Star.