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The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
How TO Live Happy.

II friend Doesn't speak to you. brood
over it.
If you are slighthd, brood over it.
II you can't dress so well as some one
else. brood over it.
II you lose money, brood over it.
II you are criticized severely. grow
faint and don't try again.
If one tickle girl jilts you. commit
suicide.
II business is dull. SWIVEL and kick the
dog. It will never brighten up again.
Tell ever one what you are going to do.
Have it announced in the paper If posi-
BILE.
Believe that every one is looking at you
when you walk grandly down the aisle.
Rub your massive brow when come one
is looking, aud assume grandiloquent at
tiudes.
If you wish to gain some ones good
will who has none to give you, be sure to
talk to him wherever and as long as you
can.
Talk loud enough for some one to hear
whose good opinion you crave.
Let the same woman snub you twice
or more.
Make yourself the theme Of CONVERSE
ton wherever possible.
Always have an excuse ready or an
apology.
Have a confidant for everything.
Permit the preacher or the paper to do
your own thinking.
Finally, dou't tend to your own affairs,
DC discouraged at any incident; have
plenty Of superstitions; swallow an in
suit because it emanates from a superior
source; give in to ''what will folks say"
do what you can't afford because some
Que is looking; be bulldozed by the l.
know-it-all man, and act silly when bluff
fed by the superior source.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
Estate Sunday School Convention.

Estate sunday School Convention.
I Hrhe annual convention of the Kansas
State sunday School Association will be
held this year at Forest Park, Ottawa,
June 1a-13-l4-l5.
Some of the best workers from ILL.,
nois. New York, Missouri and Kansas
are UPON the program.
Rates are one fare for the round trip,
good to remain through the Chautauqua
Assembly which will be in session from
the 18th to 10th.
This county is entitled to as many del
egates as it has Sunday Schools.
For further information apply to H.
a. Rink, county president, or to j. F.
Drake, Topeka.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

The following named persons were
at the teachers examinatiO
April 18th.
Miss Ella Davis. Spearville;
Miss Sadie Morrison. Ford;
Miss Emma Davis, Spearville;
Miss May Burson, Dodge City;
Mr.. VIM. L. Russell, Offerle;
Mr.. Harry Way, Offerle;
Miss Louella Hourd, Bucklin;
Miss Maggie Incl, Spearville;
Miss Viola Incl, SpearviIle;
Miss Lille NJ. Snyder, Minneola;
Miss Azora Kissel, Dodge City;
Miss Fannie Brown, Dodge City;
Miss Maude Soule, Speareville;
Mrs. Mary E. Heating, Cimarron;
Mr.. Geo. Z. Shallack, Fl. Dodge;
MIR. Raymond Kelly, Cimarron;
Mr.. VIM. Slater, Spearville.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
DON'T STOP TOBACCO.

How to Cure Yourself while Using 1T.
The tobacco habit grows on man un-
til his nervous system is seriously affected,
impairing health, comfort and happiness.
To quit suddenly is too severe shock to
the system, as tobacco to an inveterate
user becomes a stimulant that his system
continually Graves. "BacO- Curo'' is a
scientific cure for the tobacco habit, in all
its forms, carefully compounded after
the formula of an eminent Berlin physi-
clan who has used it in his private practice
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less. You can use all the tobacco you
want while taking ''Baco-Curo." 1t will
notify you when to stop. We give
written guarantee to cure permanently
any case with three boxes, or refund the
money with 10 per cent interest. "Baco-
euro" is not substitute, but scientific
cure, that cures without the aid of will
power and with no Inconvenience. 1t
leaves the system as pure and free from
nicotine as the day you took your first
chew or smoke.
Cured by Bac0-CurO and Gained Thirty
Pounds.
From hundreds of testimonials, the
originals of which are on file and open to
inspection, the following is presented:
Clayton, Nevada Co., Ark, Jan. %, 1895,
Eureka Chemical & Mfg, Co., La
Crosse. Wis.-Gentlemen: For forty
years used tobacco in all its forms. For
twenty five years of that time l was a
great sufferer from general debility aud
heart disease. For fifteen years tried
to quit, but couldn't. 1 took various
remedies, among others ''No-To- BAG"
ssThe Indian Tobacco Antidote," s'Double
Chloride of Gold" etc., etc., but none
of them did me the least bit of good.
Finally, however, purchased q box of
your '.Baco- Curo' and it has entirely
cured me of the habit in all its forms,
and have increased thirty pounds in
weight and am relieved from all the
numerous aches and pains of body and
mind. Icould write quire of paper up
on my changed feelings and condition.
Yours respectfully, P. III. MARBURY.
Pastor c. P. Church, Clayton, Ark.
Sold by all druggists at $l.0O per box;
three boxes, Qhirty days treatment),
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or sent direct upon receipt Of price. Write |
for booklet and proofs. Eureka Chemical |
& Mfg. Co., La Crosse, Wis, and Boston, |
Mass.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

The class programs printed by the
GLOBE-REPUBLICAN office for the high
school commencement, are said to be the
finest ever executed in the city. They
were solely for the class members, and
only select friends were lucky enough
to procure one each.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

The city council last night appointed a
committee to confer with the water works
and electric light company, and arrange
for new contract for supplying the city
with water and electric lights.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

a supper will be given at the Soldiers
Home, Wednesday evening, next, at 6
O'Clock by the Woman's Relief Corps. A
general invitation is given. Bring your
cakes and pies. Admittance, 15c for
adults, lOc for children.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
Senatorial Convention.
NEALE. KANSAS, April

MEALE. KANSAS, ApTlI II, Ic'o.
Pursuant to instructions of the Republican
Senatorial Committee of the 9th Senatorial
District. hereby call a delegate convention
to be held at
Dodge City, Kansas, august n. 1890,
at 2:ao P. NJ, for the purpose OF nominating a
candidate for Senator Of said district
The basis of representation is one delegate
at large and one delegate for each 100 votes
or major fraction thereof cast for z. n. Nor
riIl. in 1894. which entities the counties to the
following delegates:
Barber. 80 Clark ....3 Comanche. 3
Ford. 80 Gray. ......3 darper....-..S
Kfowa. Neade.....3 Total. 80 a,
GEO. W. Willy, Chairman.
W. j. FrTzGERALD. Secretary.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

NATURAL LAW believe in the ratnral
laws. You sow onion seed, you reap on
ions: you SOW hell, you reap hell; you
sow heaven, you reap heaven.-Rev DR..
Cell, Evangelist, Poughkeepsie,N. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Congressman Long has secured a
favorable report for a big appropriation
on irrigation experiments in the arid and
semi arid regions.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

DR.. A. II. Hard is 90 years old to day,
and is hale and vigorous, with prospects
of many more years Of life.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Union meeting at the Presbyterian
church, Sunday night, in which all the
church congregations of the city will
unite.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

The percentage of crop conditions in
the state is an average of 81 per cent.
Everywhere over the state the promise
of a heavy crop is reported.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

A revival meeting is sure to drag when
the leading members feel most COMFORT
ablepin the back seats.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Whoever keeps close to Christ, will
soon learn the meaning of being perse-
cuted for righteousness sake.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

There is too much singing. Take my
silver and my gold," and putting moth
ing but copper and nickle in the basket.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

The devil never wastes powder on the
man who only wants to be religious to
make him feel good.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Congress will probably adjourn May
18th. the House adopting a resolution to
that effect.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Fugitive Taylor is supposed to be in
the Nebraska bad Lands.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
Alfalfa haying will soon begin.

Ask your merchant for the Dodge City
broom.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

See our clubbing offers. Two news.
papers at almost the price Of one.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Where is the man who said the April
rains would "make" the crops.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Prof. Webb closes his shcOol in the
Riney district tomorrow.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Bids Colds he Gone
The magician's wand is not more potent
than DR.. Humphreys Specific ''77' for
colds. For sale by all druggists.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
COUN TRY

Comprising the finest farming and fruit
country in Southwest Missouri and North
west Arkansas; peach, strawberry and
cotton lands in central and Southern Ar.
kansas; and rice, sugar cane, orange and
semi tropical fruit lands in Southern Lou
isiana and Texas. The road penetrates
waists forests and rich mineral fields and
opens up to settlement millions of acres
Of wild and Government lands in a c0un-
try possessing mild, healthy climate,
pure springs and running streams, and
which is free from droughts, billiards,
severe winters, and where great variety
of crops can be grown. An eight page
paper, illustrated pamphlets, giving val
liable information to homeseekers and
investors will be mailed free by address,
ing F. A. HORNBECK,
Land Commissioner,
9TH and Wyand0tte SITS,
KANSAS CRY, Mo.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Undertake something for the Lord, in
the name of the Lord, and you will soon
be SURPRISED at how much you can do.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
The GLOBE REPUBLICAN.
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.

The people are talking horse.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

r. w. Evans and family nave moved
to their home on Military avenue.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
Advertised Letter List.

Advertised Letter List.
The following letters remain unclaim-
ed for week ending May s, 1896.
and unless called for within thirty days,
will be sent to dead letter office. Per-
sons calling for these letters will please
say. advertised" and give date Of
this notice:
Avery, Geo. E. Neield, Rev. J. A.
Pauley, Mrs. NJ i.
D. SWINEHART, p. NJ.
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line. For full particulars address
JOHN SEBASTIAN, G. z. A., Chicago.
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The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Henry A. Henning of Pleasant Valley
reports encouraging crop prospects.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07

Children Cry for Pitch
er'S Cast0ria.
The Globe-republican., 1896-05-07
THE new
GULF ROAD.
N EEvv

Kansas City, Pittsburg & Gulf Railroad
now building on an air line from Kansas
City to Port Arthur, the new Deepwater
Gulf Coast City. This road has opened
up 500 miles of new
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
MORE ABOUT ALTGELD.

Bryan and Altgeld are back num- bers. They have had their brief day and the country has reason to rejoice at their downfall. The thought of what the conditions would be with Bryanism triumphant is enough to make a patriot shudder.
 The character of Altgeld and of the men who accept him as their repre- sentative stood out in bold relief at the late Cook county Democratic con vention, which was held under his management. According to a careful analysis the following was the per sonnel of that body:
 Of the delegates there have been on trial for murder, IF; imprisoned in the penitenliary for murder or man. slaughter, '; imprisoned for burglary 36; imprisoned for picking pockets, 2; imprisoned for arson, 1; keepers of dives, g; convicted of mayhem, 8; ex- prize fighters, II; -brideweN and jail birds, identified by detectives, 84.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
NOTES OF THE DAY.

The Atlanta Constitution says: "Mr. Charles F. Crisp will probably fill the unexpired term of his father in con- gress A worthy tribute to the mem ory of the dead statesman will be paid by the people of the Third district, Sunday afternoon, when the thousands from the counties about Sumter gath cred to witness the last sad rites over bhe remains of Judge Crisp, it was suggested that it woald be a fitting memorial for the voters of the district to send the son on to Washington to fill the uneXpired term. The sugges- tion was taken up and discussed on all sides. Everybody favored the idea. Charley Crisp is well qualified for the place. He has been in Washington for number of years, and is thor oughly familiar with all congressional affairs"
 The Baltimore Sun. says that Mon signOr iMartinelli has put an end to the acrimon controversy as to whether Dr. Rocker was responsible for the suppression of one of Cardinal Satolli's addresses favorable to the Germans.
 It is reported from Paris that Jean Charcot, son of the famous physician, is engaged to be married to Jeannie Hugo, granddaughter of Victor Hugo, and divorced wife of Leon Daudet.
 Buffalo's Camera club has just se- leeted from 400 photographs taken by it's members along tIhe Niagara river 100 that are to be entered in the next competition of the International Lan- tern Slide exchange. At several sue cessive contests this clubs exhibit won the first prize, but that honor went to Toronto last year, and the Buffalo men ever since have been making desperate efforts to secure views SC good, from both the artistic and the photographic points of view, that the coveted recognition of superiority may again fall to them.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
MINING NEWS NUGGETS.
Happenings of Interest in the Mining
 Districts.


 John N. Isgrig started up the Nam mon miH last week on what is hoped will be a good long run.
 Twenty stamps in the thirty-stamp mill at the Old Glory mine are now in operation and in a short time the en- tire mill be running.
 By new process invented by him self Professor A. N. Polymath, of Los Angeles, claims te be able ito disinte- graite the most .rebellious ores in ten minutes.
 An assay of twelve ounces of gold was got last week from some ore taken from the Hull-Winingham properties now under bond to the Globe Smelling company of Denver.
 The Senator mine, under the super intendency of Andrew Wallace, gives promise of becoming one of the divi- dend payers of this county The mill was started up on the 10th of last month under the management of Ed Laube, and has been running continu- ously ever since, giving good satisfac- tion. The force of men in the mine has been considerably increased and large body of ore has been opened up, which will probably keep the mill running indefinitely
 The Planet Saturn company at Fools
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
RUSSIA AND FRANCE.

The desire of the czar to impress all Europe with the idea that he was the guest of the French people ins-ead of the French president while in France, is generally recognized. The fact is conceded abroad that the czar has a tremendous financial and military sup port through his alliance with the French people. France has been for SO long @ time practically outside of the concert of European powers, has stood so much alone in the world, that ROW that one of the great, and perhaps the greatest, sovereigns has come to her side, it seems impossible for her to show her gratefulness in too warm or too effusive manner.
 The comment of disinterested dip lomatists would, probably, be that it was a case where the gains were all on i one side. Russia, in the last few years, has entered upon a great policy of eX-
 tension, which cannot fail, if con- 'Ciinuoo, Co piluS ucI ulpUo dHUdSOnlslh with jealous European neighbors. By
 the alliance now entered into, it will | be possible for the czar ito call to his aid at any time the active support of 1 France. Those who would interfere
 with Russian foreign policy are com pelled to take into account that it is not Russia alone, but Russia joined
 with France, that must be met, and
 this, apparently, without much re-
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

JoNEs's FOOLISH CHARGES.

Jones of Arkansas gives up the fight. In another column we print his remark able statement conceding the election of Mckinley. We do not recall more asinine utterance by man in his posi- tion.- After trying in vain to sweep back the tremendous Mckinley tide by the flat assertion that there was no foundation for the Republican claims he changes front, acknowledges that Bryan is beaten and then charges the Republican managers with having brought about the result by the use of money and iby intimidation A stranger to cheap political methods in this country might be pardoned after read ing Jones's valedictory for thinking that the managers of the Mckinley campaign were a gang of prison birds, who ought not to be at large.
 
 est sort of a creature by this diatribe against the Republicans. A good man will acknowledge defeat when he is beaten Jones on Tuesday night when lthe entire country was sat isfed that Mckinley had been elected issued a manifesto saying that the Re- publican claim was fraudulent. Those who read this were puzzled to know on what ground he based his sweeping assertion that Bryan, instead of MclKin- ley, had won. He presented no facts It was simply the bald declaration of James K. Jones. His subsequent statements were equally barren ol proof Now he is obliged to take the back track while all the country |. laughs.
 It is a sad time for the Popocratit manager. In view of his uncalled fol charges, however, he need not look for sympathy from the country. Il Jones knows that money was employed to buy votes; if he knows that intimi- datiOn was practiced; if he knows Ehar the American press was subsidized why doesn't he present his proofs. Virtuous man that he is, why isn't ht hot on the trail of the rascals?
 Jones's statement is simply the ex , pression of an enraged and disappoint ) ed politician. It is what might hay, been expected of the man directed tt carry out the wild behests of the Chi cagO convention.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

The Arizona Star deGives much sat- isfaction from the fact that the terri torial papers slung less mud in the campaign just ended than in former political struggles. It says: There was less blood and billingsgate and crimination indulged in by the press of Arizona during the campaign just closed lthan during any campaign of the past. This speaks we'll for the press and the people, for, after all, the press is very much what the people make it. As rule, the press of com munity reflects the sentiment of the people among whom it circulates.'
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
THE TALK ABOUT ANARCHY.


 The word anarchist" undoubtedly was too freely used in the campaign just ended. Those who employed it meant less than they appeared to mean. They meant that they thought the doc trines used by their opponents tended to produce anarchy, and that there could be found some anarchists among them; but to say that any considerable number of the American people really favored anarchist ideas is to libel them, and to cast an undeserved slur upon the National character.
 Something must always be pardoned to the excitement of a National cleo tion, when things are said for which it would be unfair to hold any people but those who utter them responsible. There are a few foolish people in Chi cago, and perhaps in other large cities, who have talked about anarchy, and some of these have been mischievous as well, but the bulk of all parties are sincere, and very few indeed among them have any disposition to give the Nation other than sound government We ought to remember this alike for our own satisfaction and the safety of the republic. Now that the excite ment is over the number of those dis posed to charge anarchy will be infini- tnsima1
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
On the eve of election William J.

On the eve of election William J. Bryan penned the following to a re- porter for the Omaha World Herald:
 Say to the friends of free silver that the prospect of victory has grown brighter each day. Bimetallism will be restored in the United States with out waiting for the aid or consent of any other nation on earth"
 The reporter did as he was bid and now, doubtless, feels like employing the Chicago Tribunes celebrated self kicking machine.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

Gulch, after many experiments as to the best methods of treating their ore, has selected Cornish rolls, roasting and the cyanide process, and are now engaged in constructing works of eighty tons capacity.
 D. B. Gillette has shipped a big hoist out to his Gold Note mine near Bum ble Bee. He is pushing development work as rapidly as possible on his properties there.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

Shall we nurse the repudiation and anarchist outburst into running sore on the body polite, or shall we cut and burn it out? asked the New York Tribune the day before the election. this time that it was torn out without the use of surgical appliances.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

Governor Altgeld last week increased the number of votes in Illinois by re- storing the rights of citizenship to seven discharged cenvicts, four of whom had served terms in the peni- tentiary for Burglary, while the re- maining three had been ordinary thieves. Nevertheless, Aitgeld was beaten out of his boots.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

of the rule forbidding the entry of patent medicines and nostrums. The decision of the Worlds Fair authori- ties in favor of Ayers Sarsaparilla was in effect as follows: Ayers Sarsapa- rilla is not patent medicine. It does not belong to the list of nostrums. It is here on it's merits"
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06
NONE BUT AYERS AT THE
 WORLDS FAIR.

Ayers Sarsaparilla enjoys the ex- traordinary distinction of having been the only blood purifier allowed an ex- hibit at the Worlds Fair. Chicago. Manufacturers of other sarsaparillas sought by every means to obtain a showing of their goods, but they were all turned away under the application
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

"Only trifle," you say; perhaps so, but it is best not to trifle with it. That cough, if neglected, may result in some thing serious, such as bronchitis, pneu- mOnia, or even consumption. Sore throat, colds, coughs, hoarseness, diff culty of breathing, and similar disor- ders, though so common as to excite no alarm, should be treated without delay. The continued irritation of the bron- chial tubes may result in a dangerous inflammation The best remedy to take is Ayers Cherry Pectoral. It is agreeable to the taste, only small doses are needed, and it is always ready for use. Actors, singers, preachers, teach CTS, auctioneers, and all whose vocal organs are severely taxed, declare they prefer this preparation to any other It affords speedy relief, soothes and heals the irritated mucous membrane, and gives tone, strength and flexibility to the voice. No other medicine is So prompt to act and so sure to cure as l Ayers Cherry Pectoral To it were awarded medal and diploma at the Worlds Fair.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

It will be a week yet before the country is able to settle down to busi- ness. The vital questions involved in the campaign brought oil tremendous strain. Now that sfhe agony is over the average man feels like taking a few days off
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

Bryan went to bed at midnight on the night of election He was not dis turbed by marching bodies or bands parading on his lawn. No quartette sang, Nearer My Bryan to Thee" un- der his window. All of which shows that the people of Lincoln had "tum- bLed" to the situation.
Arizona republican., 1896-11-06

Arizona will soon begin to feel the effect of the National election. This is treasure Territory and eastern cap ital only needs encouragement to in vest largely here. The election of Mo Kinley means millions of new capital for Arizona.