Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1896-10-29
@1lENY
NDBE7yz
The orator the air makns4Sa

While getting in his lick,.
And rs the days grow colder-w,,n,
How hot grows politics.
Boston Courier.
"On the level, is he crookcdgo &c..
He's wrong, all right."-New yo.1
sun.
Jonesy-How is Mugler betting
the election? Smitty-With his month
-RoXbury Gazette.
IIe-lt takes three generations
make Il gentleman. She-And six &,
ureS.-Indianapolis Journal.
Hc-My life without you will be-
lonely one. The ~IeircSS-But thnJ
how busy you will have to bc!-Lie
The Doctor-It's twins sir. Yoml
lIusband-l might have known it, M
my wife's hobby that two can live N
cheaply as one.-Puck.
Away with your bicycle "buiIt for tw
Though Of yore it had room Il pquty,
But now, in this huStling day we view |
A bicycle built for twenty.
Washington Star.
First Shade-Where is st. Peter tl
day? Second Shade-Sh, He's trI
ing to make II wheel out of a couple a
halos, and they won't stay filled wild
air.-Puck.
Alice-I heard something about yu|
to-day. Maud-Yes: this new linind
they are using in dresses makes |
frightful noise, doesn't it?-YOnkel
Statesman.
Observation-Disclosures you knocked
speechless when you cOllided wild
that stone? Bloomer-NO; but nj
wheel was knocked spOkeless.-NOT
town Herald.
Jablin-Jaggins called you a monkey
How can you stand that? Dilbey-Wa,
would you advise mt to do about ID
Jablin-Make him prove it, of course
ROXbury Gazette.
Miss Yam isn't at all musical
'.How do you know Il Offered 4
sing oh, promise me- last night, anl
she said she'd promise me anything |
/ Notwithstanding Chronicle,
Miss Keedick-What IN awful talkst
MI. Gilley is, and how little he say
when he speaks. Miss kittiSh-IAd
poor fellow is troubled with an lmpetI
ment in his thoughts New fofI
World.
Kitson-A foolish New York artNl
has just married an Indian who p@e
for several of her pictures. Thatchef7
Well, | suppose she was looking 1911
model Observation-Disclosures NOTl
American.
How did you dare tell father th'
you have n prospect of Il hundred tnot
sand dollars Il YEAR," she asked
why" he answered in righteous I'D
dignation. II have if | marry YOU
Washington Star.
He-Your affection seems to nav
cooled with the weather. She-Inai
the point exactly. You know thaI
summer Irritation carried over INTO u'
fall is liable to become chrOnlc'-A
l;,n,n,Ii, Inrpnnl
The frost doth now adorn each fortstu '
With glorious robes Of gorgeOus'un"
hues;
And II hero at the country school Is HF
Who holds out longest ere he lu'U
shoes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mr.. Frankstown Cadmiringly)-hU
fresh you look this morning. N" w.
Homewood. Miss IIOmewood (whOU'
tests the young manl-iow fresh W
talk this morning. Mr.. FrahKSto"n
PittSburg Chronicle.
Ruling passion: Sympathlzer ',o ~.
trate bicyclist)-Any serious uauI ~
from the accident? Fallen Dlc!'N
feebly)-I don't know yet nav.
have-haven't looked at my WIN
Gaints away).-Life.
1t is talk wasted for an uhIia''"
woman to boast Of her economy wa
unmarried man. A man eve app, y.
ates economy in Il woman uhlii as
he has married Il woman VINO uVe~
practice it.-Atchison Globe. .,
How did you get in there III =
first place." asked the reScuerS' v,
had pulled Mr.. Kerrigan from " y
canal. BE way av the top s'liu y
Kerrigan. However, it was loo ~ !,
to throw him in acknowledgements j.
quircr. ,n
Winks-It must be fine to be auN
write things in shorthand, so Una. :.
body can read what you nave wiz"
Binks-Yes, that's so. It's my STU.
Sometimes | can't read it myself, VIZ
the notes are six months old'-si
willie Journal. J,
What would you say TO y,
steady job of work." asked tne 4
woman. What would say to"s