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The herald., 1896-04-19
Q living friends who love mel
o dear ones gone above mel
Careless Of other fame,
/ leave to you my name.

Q living friends who love mel
9 dear ones gone above mel
Careless OF other fame,
leave to you my name.
Hide it from idle praises.
Save 1t from evil phrases;
Why, when dear lips that spake 1t
Arc dumb, should strangers wake it?
Let the thick curtain fall;
I better know than all
How little / have gained.
How vast the unattained.
They may doom till the dawn forsakes
Her dark. star-daisied lawn;
They may doom till doomsday breaks
With angels to trumpet the dawn;
While love enchants the yo@ung @ Low
NO song shall be unsung,
ohpfaseo ~ John DAVIDSON.
y 4 y
To all those who would see how low.
Journalism here has fallen, compared
Nth the best European standards. we
commend the paper in the current
Scrlbner on 1.-THE Ethics Of Journal
ism" It will help all present patrons
Of American newspapers to a better
understanding of the journalistic ten
dency.
The New York World leads in horrors,
20 far. a recent issue being devoted to
illustrations of sheol.
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THE NEW HUSBAND-A Boston
man Is blessing the woman's CLUB. 1t
has made a man Of his wife so to speak.
He married her when she was young
and charming, and she didn't like to
stay at home with him. but was always
dragging him out with her. Then all
~ once she was stricken with the club
fever. Her children were taught TO
hurry more about their small aHairs,
the ways Of her household bore less
heavily upon her. Her maids were
exreoted to do their work without con-
suiting her at every turn, and she was
suddenly Immersed in club life.. And
according to the new" husband the
result is to the glory Of domestfcity.
"My wife goes to some club or other
nearly every day, and some days all
day." he declares, land in consequence
when night comes she is too tired TO
want to no to the theater or anywhere
else, and is mighty glad to stay at nome
with me, have never spent such
pleasant evenings since was engaged.
We talk about all sorts of topics to-
gether, and even when she talks and
lounge and listen in my Morris chair
1t Is d good deal more agreeable to hear
her 60 on about the bright women she
goes about with than it used to be to
hear all the details of her staying at
home alone all day"
THE WOMAN'S BIBLE AGAIN.
In recent letter of Elizabeth Cady
Stanton sharply assailins Annie Bron-
son King (Oxford, England) for her
criticism OF the Woman's Bible she has
TINS TO say In support of a revision that
should do justice to women:
Reading the book with our own un-
assisted common sense, we do not find
that the Mother Of the race u exalted
and digniiied in the Pentateuch. The
The herald., 1896-04-19

Handsome vests for the most dressy
toilets are made of white satin ana
tucked batiste or yellow lace. The front
proper will be made of the lace or ba-
tiste. and down the center of this will
run the ribbon in two full ruffIes that
narrow down to nothing at the waist.
at the bust they stand out with a pout-
er effect. which, with a slender figure.
is extremely becoming. z
The herald., 1896-04-19

Recollect the Redondo road Will run
four trains each way Sunday to accom-
modate those who desire to visit the
flagship Philadelphia Fare round trin
so cents.
The herald., 1896-04-19
La Fiesta Season

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The herald., 1896-04-19
Notice

To afford our nearly 200 employees the
opportunity to enter into the enjoyments
of Fiesta week, our store will close at 2
o'clock on Wednesday. April 22d, for the
day, and on Saturday, April 25th, it will
close at II o'clock, noon, and remain
closed until the usual hour on Monday
morning.
The herald., 1896-04-19

1t Is said that Anthony Hope contem-
plates visiting this country next winter
If he does come he will be a great lion,
for his stories and the dramatixation
of The Prisoner Of Zenda have made
The herald., 1896-04-19

host complete stock yet
shown on this coast.
Trimmed Hats and Bon.
nets on Second heor.
Untrimmed goods and
Trimmings on first fleor.
Prices the lowest, Quail
tiles the best.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
eAtDED THE PosToFFloE.
An Incident In the Career of Lord VOL
seley In India.

An Incident In the Career of Lord VOL
seley in India.
To illustrate some Of the disagreeable
things which the soldiers suffered in
the Soudan, Mr., Nourse tells the follow
ing anecdote of the postal service,
which also well shows how democratic
was Lord Wolseley, the commandant,
says the Springfield Republican.
Nourse went into the postoflce at Kortl
to look for some letters The postmas-
ter was native and not very much at
handwriting, and said that there was
nothing for him after superficial
glance at a big pile of papers and let
ters. Nourse asked to see the pile OF let
ters and while he was looking them over
a man with nothing to designate his
rank came into the Office in company
with another. He took in the situation
at a glance and said; Lets clean this
thing out" Whereupon they jumped
over the counter and bundled the post
master out, neck and heels. Then they
began the examination OF the office and
found 1t congested with mail for the
army. They searched every nook and
Granny and threw the letters for one
regiment into one corner, those for an
other into another. with all the
newspapers in the center Of the floor
Then they went through each pile and
separated 1t into companies, and before
night every letter was in camp and dis
tributed, and the next day the papers
were out Nourse at the time did not
know who his companion in the good
deed was. He asked him his name and
his answer was: "They call me Charley"
Some time afterward Nourse was going
to see the commandant and, sitting near
his tent, saw his companion at the post
office.
"Hello, Charley" he said, I'm look
ing for the commandant; wherell l find
him?"
WELL" said Charley" you won't
have to look very far Pm the COM
mandant. Come inside and have bit
to eat and drink"
1t was Lord Wolseley, and a man
] worthy Of the title.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16

Two well-dressed men were playing
a game Of billiards in one Of the we'll
known halls Of the city the other even
ing when they were approached by a
little newsgirl with pitlfully pinched
face and unnaturally large and hollow
eyes.
won't you buy paper, sir?" she
said in u tremulous voice, to one Of the
men.
mo- was the curt response.
I'm going to be stuck awful tonight
Fir; won't you please buy one" pei
sisted the little maiden in a voice fun
of tears.
Get OUT said the man. Can't you
keep out Of the way?"
The little girl said no more, but sat
down in o. corner,
"only way to treat the little beggers,"
said the man who had given her the
rebuff, apologetically, GIVE the little
devils an inch and they'll take an ell
every time"
Dull LHb lllLlS BHl nab HuioIiy III hOi
corner. The man who had spoken so
roughly looked in her direction from
time to time and finally perceived that
tears were chasing each other down the
waits cheeks, although there was no
sound of n sob. Pretty soon the man
slipped half dollar into tho girls hand
and resumed his game with pharlsal-
cal air Of satisfaction. The little ones
tears were instantly dried and, without
uttering a word Of thanks, she ran to
the door.
Another hungry looking little girl
was waiting for her, and called out:
"Any luck, Bess?"
"You bet~ responded Bess. II
touched de guy for fifty stamps. You
cot to work de next joint and en- we'll
get some feed and go to de theayter.
That fellow was dead easy"
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der Sir Robert Low sent to ChitraI TO
relieve DR.. Robertson and punish the
natives.
March 2S-Japanese lombard and
capture Haichow, killing $50 Chinese.
April 1.-The British defeat Umrah
Khan, who is invading Chitral, kill
ing 500 of his followers,
April 9-Apaches go or the warpath
near Phoenix, Ariz.
Two bands of Cuban revolutlonists
dispersed.
April 10--Gen. Duchesne leaves to
take command of troops in Madagascar.
The Spanish defeat the Cubans I'M
der Maceo at Palmarito: two rebel
leaders killed and many followers.
April 11-Race riot between railroad
laborers at Sloan Springs, Ark; four
men killed.
Hot Fighting in Cuba.
April 13-Cubans defeated at Palma
miros, with loss of 20 men.
April 16--Gen. Martinez Campos ar
rives in Cuba and takes vigorous meas
ures to suppress the revolution.
April 2O-Five negroes lynched, three
being women, for the murder Of white
man near Greenville, Ala,
April 21-Chi;ral relieved by the Brit
ish expedition; bcsleging force dis
persed with slaughter.
April 2S-Three British warshlps ar
rive at Corinto, capital Of Nicaragua,
to enforce England's ultimatum.
April 27--British troops occupy
Corlnto.
May 1.-The French capture a town
in Madagascar. killing 500 Hoyas.
The British evacuate Corinto, having
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trail Africa has been dispersed and 800
French soldiers killed.
Feb. 24-Chinese disastrously beaten
at Taipingshan; 200 Chinese killed, 20
Japanese.
Feb. 25.-Muscat, Arabia, captured by
rebels, with severe losses; foreign resi-
dents fly for their lives. France seizes
the customs receipts of San Domingo in
order to pay herself an indemnity.
Feb. 27-Rebellion breaks out in
provinces Of Santiago de Cuba and Ma
tanzas. in Cuba.
Feb. 27-Rlots at Savannah, Ca,
caused by ex-Priest SlNttery's at
tacks on the Roman Catholic church;
militia called out.
Feb. 2S-Japanese victory at Hal
cheng; more than $50 Chinese killed.
March Omitted States cruiser Alert
ordered to Panama on account Of disor-
ders there.
March 4-Dr Robertson, British po-
litical agent, is beselged in the fort Of
Chitral, on the northwest frontier Of
India, with GOO men.
Japanese capture Newchwang, killing
1900 Chinese.
Insurgents defeated at Jaguey
Grande, Cuba, with loss on both sides.
March 5--Cuban insurgents dispersed
in the provinces Of Santa Clara and
Santiago.
March GA relief force on the way
to DR.. Robertson at Chihal is de-
feated; Capt, Ross and 46 men killed.
March massacre by Yaqui Indians
in Sonora, Mexico, in the region of gold
discoveries.
Spectators at bull-hght in City OF
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obtained guarantee that indemnity will
be paid within two weeks.
May 5-Virginia militia called out to
keep the peace in the coal regions.
May 17-Swedish Chambers vote S4,-
100000 for use in case of war with Nor
way.
May 24--Portuguese suppress a ma
tive revolt on the Incomatl River, in
South Africa, killing over u hundred
men.
May 25--A mob takes two men from
Jail ut Danyllle, ILL.,, and lynches them.
May 26-Battle between French ex-
petition and Brazilian adventurers in
French Guiana; G5 Brazillans killed.
May ga mob storms and occupies
the Vienna City Hall.
japanese Imperial Guards defeat
rebels in Formosa, killing 200.
May 30-Bedouins attack foreign con-
suls at Jeddah, in Arabia; British
Vice-Consul killed.
May 31-Three British warships or
dercd TO Jeddah.
June 5-City of Guayaqull, In Ecua-
dor, South America, captured by rebels
A revolutionary expedition under
Gen. Roloif lands in Cuba, and is Joined
by 1000 men.
juno @4-Fighting between Turkish
troops and rebels in Macedonia.
Fatal Riot In Boston.
July 4-Iiloting in East Boston on
the occasion of an A. p. A, parade; one
man killed ard several wounded.
July G-Riot between Hlndoos and
Mahometans at Kaltywar, India, three
killed and 100 wounded.
July 11-Japanese defeat Chiuc2c In
Tormosa.
July 17--Uni;ed States troops or'le'2d
to Wyoming to restore order, the set
tiers having murdered Is Bannock In
dams while hunting III Jachsons
Hole.
July 19-The Turks lose GOO men N
battle with rebels on Macedonian
frontier. Tho condition Of Macedonia
menaces the peace Of Europe.
Aug. 3-Massacre Of Christians at
Kucheng, China, reported. Twelve
Christians killed.
Twenty persons killed in a bread riot
at Tabreez, Persia.
Aug. 3O--Renewed fighting reported
on the Congo between native troops in
the Belgian service and dervishes; sew
eral hundred killed. English Mission
airy Stokes hanged by Capt. Lothian.
Aug. 31-The Michigan militia IS
called out to suppress miners riots at
lshpeming.
Sept. 4-Gen. Alfaro and his troops
enter Quito, capital Of Ecuador. An
other revolution accomplished.
Sept. 23-Great slaughter Of Hovas
by the French on the road to Antana-
naviro, Madagascar. French troops die
by hundreds from disease.
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MAP SHOWING LOCATION OF THE
RIOTS, STRIKES, ETC, IN THE
NEW WORLD DURING 1895.

Mexico. being dissatisfied with class OF
bulls provided, engage in fight; eight
persons killed.
March 27-In a battle at Enso, Colon
bia, the Government troops lose 7OO
men, the Rebels 1900.
March S-Spanlsh Chamber grants
unlimited credit for prosecuting war
against Cuban revolutionists.
Colombian insurgents defeated with
great loss at Bocas del Toro: their
leader killed.
Two Thousand Chinese Killed
March 9-Japanese capture Tenchan-
tai, killing 1000 Chinese.
March 1O-Spaniards defeat Mahome-
tan Malays on Mindanao Island, in the
Philippines, killing $50.
Revolutionary force at Bayamo, CUBA
routed with loss of 300 on both sides
March 11--White strikers on the New
Orleans levees fire on the negroes.
Chinese routed on Corean border.
Colombian insurgents defeated at
Baranoa.
March 12-Renewed rloting on the
New Orleans levees; two negroe work.
mer and one white striker killed; many
wounded.
-Four Italians accused Of completely In
the murder of an American killed by
mob of miners at Walsenburg, Colo
March 19-Two Italians, in jail, killed
by the mob at Walsenburg, Colo.
March 14-Militia called out to pro-
tect negro workmen at New Orleans
March 16-A mob Of Spanish army
officers sack two newspaper Offices in
Madrid.
Colombian rebellion finally crushed.
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Sept. SO-Antananarivo taken.

Sept. 3O-Antananarive taken.
Oct. 9--Italian troops under Gen
Baratierl defeat Abysslnians, killinA
$780,
oc.,. 1S-Natlve revolt in Goa, Portuy
guese India.
Oct, 19-Natives attack and destroy
British missions at Changtu, Island OF
Annoy, China, killing several persons.
Nov 7--Five leaders in the massa-
ere OF the Christian missionaries at
Kueheng hanged.
Dec. 16.-Cleveland's message presag-
ing war with Great Britain delivered to
Congress.
Dec, 16.-Street car strike in Phlla-
delphia. Troops called out.
Dec. 2S.-Sultan orders wholesale
slaughter of Armenians in Asia minor.
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The Bismarck tower in Gottingen,
where the chancellor studied and
fought most Of his thirty-one duels, is
fast approaching completion. Germans
from all over the world are aiding in
its erection. A few days ago two gran
tie blocks arrived at Gottingen from
this country, one of them being from
New York and the other from San
Francisco Inscribed on the New York
block were the words: High upon the
watch tower may Germania ever re-
main the herald and guardian Of peace,
as thou, the empires iron chancellor"
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MAP SHOWING DISTURBANCES m THE OLD WORLD m 1885

March 21-Provisional Peruvian
Government organized after five days
fighting at Lima, during which more
than $500 people were left dead in the
streets.
March 26-Riot at Baltimore during
an election for councilman; several
seriously injured.
March 2S--An army Of $4,000 men un-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16

A member of the legislature of Mis-
sissippi has introduced bill providing
that persons who make money by SOL
ing in cotton futures shall be fined the
full amount OF their profits, and that
persons losing money in such TRANSACT
lions shall be compelled to advertise
their losses in some newspaper
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Not Professionally 1nterested.

Alarmed Wife (waking him)-Henry,
get up! The grounds all in a tremble!
Houses are rocking, chimneys are fall
ing, and everybody is out in the street.
It's either an earthquake or the worlds
coming to an end!
Henry (of the Daily Bread reporting
staff)-Let it come, blame it! l haven't
any assignment to write it up.
(Snores.)
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1n IInnor Of Gntenherr.

The corporation Of Mayence has de-
cided to celebrate the 5OOth anniversary
of the birth of John Gutenberg, the in
ventor Of printing, with great pomp and
splendor. The celebration will take
place in 1897, though 1t is not agreed
whether he was born in 1897 or in one
of the three years following.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Not Always q blessing.

Irate Uncle-GaIlagher, towld yez
all along that EDUCATION d prove yer
cur-r-rse, an I am not bit surprised
at yer bein' here. If yer hadn't never
learnt to wrote, yer had niver bin ar
risted for forgery. Look at me wild no
EDUCATION at all, can't even scarcely
WROTE me name, and has bin an Alder
man an a Police Justice. Yer could
have done the same, but, no! Yez must
have an EDUCATION. Gallagher, I'm
ashamed of you!
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Deceived.

The cannibal potentate writhed in
agony, while the court physician pre-
pared a large bottle Of ginger tea.
"And | thought him such an honest,
fair fighter" groaned the king. IF
had any idea he would strike below the
belt in this fashion I never would have
eaten him"
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military powers have not engaged In
conflict with one another, but most Of
them have employed their forces in
some way. They are keeping their
hands in as 1t were,
The war in Madagascar has been the
most disastrous for France since that
Of 1901. The fact that disease was
responsible for most Of the mortality
cannot be very consoling.
The history of the wars, riots and
massacres of 1895 is here told in concise
and simple form.
Jan. GA rebellion of Hawaiian roy
alists is suppressed by the government.
Zen men are killed and $50 taken pris-
oners. Charles L. Carter, annexation
commissioner to the United States,
killed.
Jan. enlargement between French
troops and natives in Tonquin; six
Frenchmen and many natives killed.
Jan. 9-The French bombarded Fara-
fatra, near Tamatave, the chief port OF
Madagascar, killing several hundred
Hovas and routing their army.
Jan. 1.-THE Japanese capture Kali
ping, killing 200 Chinese.
Jan. Engagement between Uru-
guayan troops and Brazilians in pursuit
Of Brazilian rebels. Four Uruguayans
killed.
Jan. 1S-Attempted revolution in
Greece.
Jan. 1S-The Chinese defeated atNew-
chwang; 900 killed.
Bayonet Charges in Brooklyn.
Jan. 20-The great street railroad
strike in Brooklyn reaches its height.
Seven thousand troops are in duty in
the streets. They make numerous bay
onet charges and fire volleys into the
strikers. Two men are shot dead,
many wounded and several subse-
quently die Of their injuries at home.
Jan. 26-The rebels in Colombia,
South America, are defeated by the gov
eminent forces, with considerable loss
of life in the state Of Cauca
Jan. SO-The Japanese capture the
Chinese port Of Weihaiwei after a brief
blockade, during which several hun
bred Chinese were killed.
Jan. 31-Rebels defeated at Bogola,
Colombia; 200 killed.
Natives attack Portuguese settlements
on Delagoa Bay.
Feb. Rebels innict slight defeat on
Venezuelan government soldiers, kill
ling six and wounding ninety.
Feb. 2-Colombian rebels again de-
feated, with heavy loss.
Feb. 4-Disorders among military
students in Rio Janeiro suppressed by
troops.
Feb. 5-Portuguese surprised by re-
bellious Kaffirs at Lourenza, Marquee,
South Africa; seventy Portuguese
killed.
The British commissioner, Sir Claude
Macdonald, attacked at Brass, on the
Niger coast, West Africa, defeats the
natives with loss of several hundreds.
Feb. 1.-Two Chinese warships sunk
by the Japanese, with all or board.
Feb. 8-Three Chinese warships sunk
by the Japanese, with all on board.
Feb. Enlargement between
French and Siamese troops on the Me-
kong river; several Frenchmen
wounded, about fifty Siamese killed.
The sultan Of Morocco receives 800 hui
man heads as an evidence Of his gen.
erals success in suppressing the Ra-
hanna rebellion.
Feb. 15-Rebellion against King Ma
lietoa's government in Samoa
Feb. 16--Prisoners taken in late Ha-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
WARS AND RIOTSOF'95
LARGE ARMIES HAVE BEEN IN
MOTION EVERYWHERE.
No Peace from japan to Jachson's Hole
Cuba and South America Convulsod
with Bloody Revolutions - UnCeasing
Massacre in Armenia

ROM Japan west
ward to Jackson's
H ole, bloodshed
has enclrcled the
globe. The govern
ments which have
not employed their
armed forces to
wage war or to
suppress rebellions
or disorders are
few.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16

'T wish them things wasn't so high
priced" said Mrs. Jason as she looked
longingly at some chrysanthemums. Il
think I'll raise some next year, myself,
They ought to be jist lovely to sprinkle
clothes with"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16

waiian rebellion tortured by the gov
eminent.
Feb. 21-Thirty French soldiers killed
by pirates in Tonquin.
Feb. 21-Chinese defeated at Hal
cheng; 100 Chinese killed, 6 Japanese.
Three Hundred Frenchmen Killed.
Feb. 22-News received that Com
mandant Monteips expedition into Cen
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Right for Once.

Teacher-Give me an example Of a
sandwich.
Boy-A modern magazine. A thin
slice of reading matter between big
Jumps Of advertisements.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Not a Fighter.

GLOW did your great unknown pan
out?" asked the sport.
1--WE had to drop him." replied the
trainer.
whats the trouble?"
"At almost the last minute he became
incapacitateG Tor work"
"How?"
"TIe lost his voice"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
At the Police Court.

Innocent--Why do they speak of ball
ing these drunk and disorderly"
prisoners out?
Knowitall-Why, don't you sect
They are all Of them full.
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= The New Version.

"My darling" murmured Leander,
embracing her.
DON'T! exclaimed Hero. You're
all wet. Why didn't you come in
bCat?"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Almost True.

Nilsson ION Picadilly)-I tell you,
London at this time of year is almost
without peer.
KiIson-Yes, the most Of them are
over in America hunting heiresses.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Which,

Gothamite-Ou motto is Higher,
ever higherw
Provincial-What do you refer to?
Your downtown buildings or your up
town bloomer costumes?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
Sorry He Noticed IT.

He--Do you notice how rapidly that
plant leaves?
Shelf has always been one Of my
pet theories that plants have more
than human intelligence.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
It Denendod.

Wilson, suppose they make 1t very
lively for you at college, don't they?
Stilson--Yes; it all depends on how
much you owe-of course, the more the
liYelier.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16
What Made Him Think of Itq

Barber-Hair cut, sir?
Customer-No; just a shave. Be as
quick as you can, too.
Eyes, sir. Pause.) Got to make a
train, sir?"
mo. Got to go to lecture"
(Another pause) Scientific lee
ture?"
mo. Bob Ingersoll."
(Still another pause) Like to have
your hair singed, sir?"
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Too Bad.

Hill see that Roosevelt has had
the Weather Bureau indicted.
Mill-Really? What for?
Hill-They predicted rain for dry
Sunday.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1896-01-16

Tim-Why do you say that your cook
Is like your bicycle?
Brim-I have to give her blowing
up about once week, or she's Lo good.