New-York tribune., 1896-11-27
TIE talk or THE DAY.

A bill has been introduced in the Georgia State
S.nat. by a Popullst member prohibiting the ac-
coptance by public officers OF passes The offence IL
made a msdcm No one. however except a
few Popusts expects that the bill will become a
law.
Christian Chlrlty-Clcrk-Lady out there with a
nashy paste nccklac" wants 10 KNOW whctner ~
pur" diamond or not.
Icwecr-Iook Ike II married woman?
TEL her it is No use maxim trouble for poor
husbands these hard times. .'-tNew-York Weekly.
Or Cyrus iced OF Chicago the originator of
queer new religion called .Korcsh. has evolved
theory Of the earth that is just "a queer lie says
that the earth is an enormous hollow globe. with
crust about loo miles thick. Thus far his theory
does not differ greatly from that Of the late captain
Symmcs; but he parts company with the Captain
In saving that the human race and all the visible
heavenly bodies are inside OF the earth. conse-
auently nobody knows anything about the outer
convex surface OF the earth.
RAKES
Maud Muller q summers day.
Raked the meadow. sweet with hay
4 summer boarder whose words were fair.
She married. and went away from there.
And she wished she'd remained when she saw her
Wed to that other kind OF rake.
-(Detroit Tribune.
There Is "A monkey In the Bellevue Geological
Gardens OF Manchester. England. that rides
a
extract much music: sits at table to eat, uses
soap and towel when making his toilet and shavcs
himself When riding his wheel he rings the bell
almost constantly. not so much to alarm pedes-
trans as because he enjoys the sound. lie smokes
cigars and cigarettes. and eagerly picks up a stump
when he finds IT, lie is afraid Of the fre and will
not hold a match or lighted paper to light pipe or
cigar but scratches match and hands II TO his
trainer lie has learned TO box. and In fight with
thrr uscd
A Change for the Bctter-"I had hoped" said
the chronic optimis 'that by the time should see
you again YOU might have experienced "A change for
the better.
a quarter FER a plate o beans yesterday and got
back 30 cents.'-dndlanapolis Journal.
"The Denver Republican" thinks that Coorados
only hope now IL TO develop Its gold mines. OF which
there are many II says: III there should be
great revival in business on account OF influences
arising In the East investments In gold properties
would that account be thrown away. Gold
will always command n good price. and there Will
always be "A market. Not only would gold mining
I'm Itself pay but II would open up other avenues OF
business locally 1t Is gold mining. In large meas
ure which has enabled Colorado to resist so well
the adverse influences that have operated I'm the
last few years
Fuddy-s So Kommuter wants to sell his place out
In Switchve?
Duddv-That cannot be. He is forever cracking
it is nr
Fuddy-Ycs that is the reason why know he
wants to dispose Of it.--lBoston Transcript.
Kansas correspondent OF THE United States
Investor" says that whereas there used to be 3sl
loan and Investment companies In Kansas. there
only six now.
An Important Industry.-Traveller I'm parlor car.
passing n health resort)-That IL a remarkably
picturesque village we nre passing. What is Its
principal industry?
Porter Embaming. -(NewYork Weekly.
A man was tried In skowhegan. Me-. the other day.
for stealing two bushels OF onions. The counsel for
the defence held that the testimony showed that
me onions taken from the ground they
part Of the real estate and. real estate be
stolen he would ask for the discharge OF the prisoner
and he went free.
A Life OF Reverses-"Your life has been one OF
many reverses." said the kind lady.
'Yes'm" answered Dismal Daw son. Bout every
place turn up git turned down."-Qndanapolis
Journal.
There 800 natives OF India living In England Of
whom the greater number are students
Obseryabe."TIasten." whispered the hero. 'or
We shall be observed"
"Merciful heavens!' exclaimed the distracted
girl
There was not moment to lose.
Even now the ushers circulating through the
audience and announcing that the rule requiring
women to remove their hats would be vigorously
e6{orcs0s-hDety0at Tribune.