New-York tribune., 1896-06-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

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Yeast-Dil you ever notice how busy the bees ~
and how ind0len, the wasps appear 10 be!
Crimson beak-Weil. | can't say that ever noticed
II. bur have often heard Of the busy bee and Il
the 'was,-like waste - Yonkers Statesman.
Tricks played upon bridal parties says 'Tns
Philadelphia Record" don't always turn out as ths
jokers n,erd them to. In the baggage-room at ths
Hotel Han lvcr is an oil trunk. gsyly decorated
with white ribbons. old shoes. bags OF rce and
other articles supposed to be ernSematic Of the
marriage rites The trunk bears a tag on which
are written the names Of the bride and groom but
It has never been claimed. The supposition 10 that
the trunk IL merely a dummy The BRIDE and
groom evidently sent their own baggage away IN
left the old trunk as decoy, and the Jokers n~
had the tables turned on them"
~rRANGE CASE Or MN. JOHN ounr0e
John Gilpin vas 4 citizen
Ds credit and re;own.
Who iid not ride wheel-aooue
The only such n town-
TIL 4 hundred-dollar bicycle
He got az small expense
Some 81
ouoth John: Why should no, at once
AM thus nus he S first essayed and didn't y
DO thing bIi roe.
Nay. more he bent him forward.
Who never rode before, -,
And bumped himself about Hlil9
In seconds thrice score
straightway put forth IN brave array
Upon his wheel the COP LA
Who was wont 10 scOrCA that scorcAlng NJ
In that simple manner stop
why scorchest thou. John Gpin?"
The Court next morning saii
SAID Gilpin: II can't tel. You why
And sadly shook his head.
1t was thereupon suggested that
The scorching. hap arose
From spontaneous comoGsiNn
Ma'oe II o''' ""o "'0" tDe,rol. rfbuna
Queer methods are occasionally adopted u no'.s
10 raise money FOR the hospitals. lne L.
saws that on a recent Sunday In certain par "
London there was a street procession Organise
a.d OF a hospital. In addition TO the us'A 49,.
and banners of friendly societies w1i'" 49,.
these professions. there were rao'sn a
decorated with flowers and vegetables '"s .,,u
the owner OF the vehicle being OF course "a.
ousy visible. Bu, the principal "attrac"u" IA
a man on wha, was supposed to be scS0ea ~ -.
attended by TWO nurses. one of wno' "a. ..ar, ia
ned nurse and me other a person masoueraans
a nurses costume.
4 Dangerous rcx,-"weu, Uncle Rasoury o"
did You Ike the sermon? .
"Pow'rul fne sermon. Marse John
where ii the preacher take his teM AZ Pvsto
'Frum DAT potion oo de Scripturs Nyashington
Paul plnts his pistol - de Feslons -'"'
Times.
p,.s ,,,r,ol saws that French scientist y,
,,, 80 MI. hoes manufacture medicatea no",.
variety Of favors for the cure OF vsloS' -, es,
He keeos the bees under glass. so tna' Wv pv ,hs
honey only from flowers especially c"Os'", ..s,s,xa
different kinds Of honey thus pro'u'e' -, many
coughs and colds Indigestion, as'n'''' .s.rhed
other Ills are said 20 b. readily II ina'fe' .na ths
ard WIN, the pa.ate OF the weakened '-n,ou,y
stubborn child Is tiskel he Is oe'hs
cured.
-"It's great relief. ~ :.
All Sp,Ion I Nike TER tnS dat Iei i,S ~ Dis
ca, fur us ter worry 'bout 'e
'C@a st yo can't help kinder !nn SSa sSSSsarySedy s u.
piled Pod! hing Pete, 'specail! 1"ht down IN ye,
Is sivln' emselves up Ter .sr u, honestly favor s%'
heart. Nike, what metal 40 'e' a
"Ncder" was the prompt reSPonTso on no use sr SsrH
heer is iiye cents a s'aI, s'ayvasS,nston gg,, star
A member of the firm In this ei's s..a',,pkins 10
Gently criticised for making paper 'a, does So
the form of an American ias dei''ss ~. eampsisa
"They were gotten up" he says III ' -, hanaannA
,ss when the Thurman emblem CT the .','ar hat
c,mc out and as We sold about TWO "'a .nd 10
year AS an emblem for the RepuoH''" P 40. 10 the
n-incinles we consider our EFFORTS W nsrty of
partv which is truly American ""a .'h.chbs 10
progress an emblem which all 'o''' ,b.m since
praiscworthy and patriotic The use % ,ans but -
has been at dinners. not to wipe one
decorate the table" ,,..-. dN
Whore He stopptd.-Mrs BrlnKe'
vour husband stop In 81 Louis landed 10 stop
Mrs Easy Pickens-l think ne IN so from VIVA.
with an aunt OF his N least ! JpsHs, Jss, and guess;
he saws Her name Is Aunty I "a, 'a' that HUSBAND
she must Keep a hotel Know rrowd 10 tns
said he would he In the anu a. mean the sns
bitter end-and | suppose ina, Iis,n p Dealer.
Of The Convent!on-lC Cleveland fal" ~.
There Is not Licensed liquor shop :" writer b
ward Islard. As result. according AVS irn.
..T'he Independsn" strangers are 60 o., IN ouI
pressed with the quiet and orderly spur. woman
pubuc streets; and the sight of ma" =, ,,o., IN
undsr The infuace OF an intoxicah' - ,-,n tht
common one cur principal hotels ~ arc ,oming q
sale of uuuors. and no lady or geh''o"'a with tn
our seaside wstering-place will be snoo"'N
too common sght elsewhere
Probable End OF an Illustrious car ahout over
John your day for prize -fghling 10
'Ai ~ rhamuon with heavy sigh)if reckon. ed
been a.i't good for anything Nov
tra.nin' acresses.-(Chicago Trt2Ans'