The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1896-05-21
If You will Use Little Reasoning

and not be influenced by the claim that ca
tarrh IL blood disease, you can easily prove
that catarrh is climatic. Have you not the
severest catarrhal attacks during winter
ana spring, and have you but little evidence
of catarrh during the summer? Yes. Well
tins proves it is climatic disorder, inf am
/ ing the membrane of the nasal passages. 1t
is waste OF time and money to invest in
blood remedies. The proper treatment is a
local application, and the most prompt to
cure is that popular remedy, Ely's Cream
Balm.
Teacher should like some scholar to
recast this sentence, expressing the same
meaning in fewer words, when Mr.. Flood
accompanied by his wife and children,
stopped the horse before his house, he threw
down the reins and they all alighted"
Scholar-Please, sir
Teacher-Well, Johnnie, how would YOU
express it?
Scholar-The reins descended and the
Floods came. Boston Budget.
course of Hoods Sarsaparilla this
spring may be the means of keeping you
we'll and hearty all summer.
Teacher-Bobby, can you tell me what the
word res pect means?
Bobby-Yes ma am; it's the feeling fel
low only years has for one who is II. [Gol-
den Days.
Thin or gray hair and bald heads, so dis
pleasing to many people as marks of age,
may be averted for long time by using
Halls Hair Remover.
Miss Gushington: "How did you feel
when you found that the ship would surely
go down in ten minutes?'' Captain Sailed
81 felt for life-preserver" Melbourne
Weekly Times.
It's all over town now and I'm victim
What? The Grippe! Well who's afraid of
the Grippe when they have Adamson's b.
tanic Cough Balsam in the house. Take it
and help to get the Grippe out of town.
Bobby: Pepper, what does the paper
mean by the woman of the hour?" Mr.
Ferry: II guess it means the woman who
says she will be ready to start il fifteen
minutes. An hour is about as near as she
comes to it usually" [Cincinnati Enquirer
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Store.
Mrs. Sweetly: "They say that the cele-
DRAFTED pianist Jimmnesqui practices nine
hours day" Mr.. Sweetly: "Well, don't
wonder he hasn't time to have his hair cut :"
[Harper's Bazaar.
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Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction City, ILL.,,
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Free trial bottles at A. A. Howes & Co..
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Wrong Theory. He: 81 believe in let
ting woman have her own way" She:
What! And thus deprive her of the pleas
ure of blaming somebody else when things
go wrong?" Truth.
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