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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
Highest of all in Leavenng U. Govt Report
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ABSOLUTELY PURE
SHOAL BRANCH.

Mr.. Charley Husk, of Chattanoo-
ga, Tenn, is stopping with Mr.. w.
j. Eubanks for few days.
Dir. G. D. Moon and SON, and
Mat Billiard, of near Powder
Springs, visited relatives here last
week.
Mr.. Jno. Eubanks and family, Of
Marietta, visited relatives here last
week.
Mr.. Robert Pace, who has been
runriEg boarding house in Mari
eta this year has moved out to Mr..
VIM. SANKEY'S farm near here.
MIR. D. 0. Smith killed q hog last
week shat weighed so pounds.
Mr. Smith is an up to date farmer
and raises every thing else that can
be raised on the farm in proportion
to his hogs.
There vas an entertainment given
one eve last week at the residence
of Mr.. Melvin Lacy's.
A. }. Cox has sold his grist mill
ana VIII, perhaps, put IN some other
KIND ct machinery in place of it to
utilize his fine water power.
There will be shooting match at
VIM. j. PAGES next Saturday.
A merry Xmas and happy New
Year to the editors, correspondents
and readers OF the Journal. hope
all the correspondents will stay
sober; this promise to do as I
know OF no liquor near by.
IOSU
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
MOUNT ZION.

Rev. B. II. Damon preached here
last Sunday.
Died-On the 18th inst, Mrs.
Mimar Wallace.
Mr.. Allen Edwards killed and
dressed 1920 pounds OF pork Wed.
nesday.
Mr.. Joe Webb moved toward
Pauldibg last Monday.
PLUNKET.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
Rrcklen S Arrica Sa,Ye.

The Best Salve;n the world for cuts
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Bheum, Fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptaDs an positively
cures piles, Or no pay required Il .
guaranteed to give perfect Satisfaction, or
money refunded Price q cents per box
u. sale b, J w. Lsgg.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
CONDENSED TESTIMONY.

Chas B. Hood, broker and manufacture
er's agent, Columbus, Ohio, certi6es that
DR.. Kings New Discovery has no equal as
a cough remedy. J. D. Brown, proprietor
st. James Hotel, Fl. Wayne, Ind, testifes
that he was cured of cough of TWO years
standing, caused by La Grippe, by DR..
Kings New Discovery. B. +. Merrill,
Baldwinsville, Mass, says that he has used
and recommended it and never knew it to
tail and would rather have it than any
doctor, because it always cures. Mrs.
Hemming, 222 E. 25th St. Chicago, always
keeps it at hand and has no fear of Group,
because it instantly relieves. Free trial
bottles at James W. Legg's Drug Store.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
This IS a world OF reciprocity.
Help your neighbor today. You
may need lis help tomorrow.
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,

AuN"o SOuuNy'
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm Of T. j.
Cheney & Co, doing business in the city
OF Toledo, county and state aforesaid and
that said firm will pay the sum of One
Hundred Dollars Tor each and every case
OF Catarrh that cannot be cured hy the
use Of Halls Catarrh Cure.
Frank j. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day OF December, 4.
d. 1856.
-, A. W, Gleason,
{ SEAL Notary Public.
49,
Halls Catarrh Cnre is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system Send tor testimo'
mails, free.
T. J, CHENEY & Co., Toledo. O.
Bsy1Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
You can't control the world; why
fret when you fail in the attempt?

When most needed it is not unusual for
yoar family physician to be away from
home. Such was the experience OF Mr.. J.
Y Schenck, editor of the CadGo, Ind. Ter
Banner, when his little girl, two years of
age YVES threatened with severe attack
OF Group. He says: my wife insisted
that | go for the doctor but as our. family
physician was out Of town l purchased a
bottle of Chamberlain Cough Remedy,
which relieved her Immediately. | will
not be without it in the future 25 and
80 cent bottles for sale by Jas. W. LeEg,
Druggist
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17

The earnest and persistent work
err need never doubt that he will
receive the reward of his labors.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17

Advice to young men: Stay on
the farm. 1t beats counter Jump
ing two to one.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
Children Cry for
Pitchers CaStoria,

All are better that are given cred
it for it.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17
DID YOU EVER

Try Electric Bitters as remedy for your
troubles? If not, get bottle now and
get relief. This medicine has been found
to be peculiarly adapted to the the relief
ard cure of all female complaints, exerting
a wonderful direct influence in giving
strength and tone to the organs If you
have loss of appetite, constipation, head
ache, iainting spells, or are nervous, Sleep
less, excitable, melancholy or troubled
with dizzy spells, Electric Bitters is the
medicine you need. Health and strength
are guaranteed by It's use. Fifty cents
ard $l.00 at James w. Legg's Drug Store.
The world IS full of people kick
ing at nothing and finding fault with
everybody because they can't reach
~
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1896-12-17

Children Cry Tor
PItcheY'S Gas&oyia.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
That You Can Walk s5,253 Miles m
HourS

That You Can walk s5,253 Miles IN
Hour?
Have you ever thought Of the dis
lance you travel while you are out on
an hours stroll? Possibly you walk
three miles within the hour, but that
does not by any means represent the
distance you travel The earth turns
on its axis every twenty-four hours.
For the sake OF round figures we will
call the earth's circumference $4,000
miles, and so you must have travelled
during the hours stroll 1000 miles In
the axial turn Of the earth. But this is
not all. The earth makes q journey
around the sun every year, and long
but rapid trip 1t is. The distance Of our
planet from the sun we viii put at 3d.
900, 900 miles. This is the radius Of the
earth's orbit-half the diameter Of the
circle, as we call 1t. The whole diam
eter is therefore 1874 1000 900 miles, and
the circumference being the diameter
multiplied by 31416,is about SIS, 1000, 900.
This amazing distance the earth travels
in its yearly journey, and dividing It
by 365 we find the daily speed about
1,5S6, 900. Then, to get the distance you
rode around the sun during your hours
walk, divide again by "a, and the result
is about 5000 miles. But this is not
the end Of your hours trip. The sun.
with its entire brood Of planets. is NOV
ing in space at the rate of 160, 000, 900
miles in year. This is at the rate Of
little more than $4,000 miles a
day, or 1920 miles an hour. So,
adding your three miles Of leg travel to
the hours axial movement Of the earth,
this to the earth's orbital journey, and
that, again, to the earth's excursion
with the sun, and you find you have
travelled, in the hour, S5,253 miles.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

whirr Of the drill. the cutting Of the
cavities, and the ramming in of the
gold were endured in a stocial way by
Rex, and many a man would be proud
to have possessed his nerve.
As his master said, Rex seemed to
think the operation a necessity, and
an occasional blink when the drill hurt
most was all the sign OF pain which he
evtnced.
Rex Is a Gordon setter with a fine
pedigree. Rex's master is DR.. F. s.
Van Nostrand, a young dentist living
on Columbus avenue. The almost hu-
man intelligence exhibited by the dog
and his particularly fine face and dis
position caused his master to become
very fond Of him.
The dentist was playing with Rex
some time ago, and. happening to look
into the dogs mouth, he noticed that
the enamel on several teeth In the low
er jaw had worn down very thin In
some parts, and two teeth had cavities
In them. The dog had evidently gotten
hold OF something when he was a pup
py which stood In a fair way to spoil
his teeth.
The dentist resolved to treat his dog
But the way TO go about 1t was puz-
cling. He could not put a rubber dam
In the dogs mouth, and he thought 1t
would be impossible to train the dog
to sit up in his dentists chair, lean his
head back, hold his mouth open, and
submit to the operation quietly.
He finally hit upon a scheme, and for
the rubber dam a towel was substi-
tuted. Accordingly for the next two
weeks Rex was taught to sit up In q
chair with a towel between his jaws
and tied around the back OF his head.
The first few days Rex strenuously OBJ
1ected, but after practice he would sit
quietly for half an hour at a time, but
with curious expression on his face,
as IL anxious about what II all meant
Then the doctor began his work.
Rex was placed in the chair and the
towel placed in position, and a friend
Of the dentist assisted by holding the
dogs head.
The easiest tooth was begun on first
and the enamel cut away. Rex
squirmed somewhat at first, but as his
msster was doing it he thought 1t his
duty not to object, and quietly sub
mitted. 1t required nearly half an hour
to complete the job, but the doctor
built out the tooth and fixed 1t up as
well as he would treat a human being.
Another tooth was tried a few days
later, and so on until six Of them were
treated. One tooth required over an
hours time, but Rex did not complain.
Now, however, he is as proud Of the
job as his master, and when asked to
show his gold-filled teeth will open his
mouth very wide, draw his tongue In
and let you look at them.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

way out Of the difficulty and suitable
to the occasion. The organ grinder
went on his way contentedly and I
hoped the affair was at an end. But
/ was very much mistaken. No sooner
had he gone than Mrs. Tremaine and
Maud became convinced alike that they
had given up the real JACKIE. Thee
said they were now certain OF II. Poor
dear Jacko was sitting on a barrel or
gan in a cold street and engaged In the
degrading occupation Of collecting cop
pers, and monkeys were liable to con-
sumption, and what would dear papa
think II he were alive?
81 stood this for about ten days and
then I went to the Italian again, hav-
ing obtained his address in case Of fur
ther complications. His affections were
apparently now extended to both mon
keys, for he consented to an exchange
for further consideration. Surely, I
thought to myself, Maud and her
mother will be content now. But no,
the thing began all over again. The
former Jacko was their darling and
they'd given him up when they'd got
ten him safe. and it was by my advice
and 1t was all my fault. Twice more I
exchanged those monkeys, and, at last,
even my patience failed. We quar-
relied and we parted, and I've never
spoken to- her since. That's why / say
never get engaged to a girl who keeps
a monkey"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
PEOPLE.

Dr.. Walsh, archbishop Of Dublin, Is
regaining his health by riding q BIZ
cycle.
Upon the death Of a woman whose
name is not yet divulged Yale Is to
receive $3.50, 700.
Bernhard, who talks OF playing
Lorenzo de Medici" in De Mussetts
"Lorenzaccio," may give her own
Hamlet" this year.
Douglas Tilden, the deaf mute sculp-
tor of San Francisco, was married the
other day to Miss Bessie Cole, who Is
also a deaf mute.
Rudyard Kiplings greatest ambition
is said to be to serve as a war corre-
spondent The next big war Will take
him into the field.
Miss Mabel Beardsley, sister OF the
only Aubrey, has left place as hlgn
school teacher to become an actress
She recently made her debut In Lon
don as Edith in Dearest Mama
John Jacob Aston denies that he In
tends building a theater "at which
only frst-class plays should be pre-
sented." He Is not thinking OF invest
ing his money in such enterprises
Verdi tries hard to hide from the
world the very fact that he is writing
a new opera, and some precautions he
took recently have led many to suppose
he is at work on q ''inai" work.
A lady has been appointed q regs-
trar of births, marriages and deaths
by the guardians Of the city OF London
Miss Kemm, the lady in question, has
for some time acted Is assistant to her
father.
A Portland man has In his possession
an interesting and valuable relic. II
is an act passed by the Continental
congress- establishing Q pay table for
the Continental officers, signed BY John
Hancock, president.
Emperor Williams latest fad 10 -
legraphy, and he Is spending several
hours a week learning to send messages
By dots and dashes- He has already
made considerable progress a. an cps
ator - tAe ksy.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Smallest rypswriter.

What 70 thought to Be the smallest type
writer In practical use II In Denver. II u
made Of aluminum and IL two and One-elGhth
inches In diameter, three-quarters Inch deep
and Weighs complete but three and onehAlf
ouncoA An ordinary watch II OF about me
same EEe and weight. Its mechanism u
very simple. Fifty characters are On the
watch-face-tke keyboard. while the type
bars rsdiate from the center. A single key,
which u placed over the particular letter de-
the means II operation. A piece Of felt 10
used as q ribbon. The entire machine h at
tached 10 a writing pad by means Of q
clamp when IN use. High speed u not
claimed. yet * can be operated sufficiently
fast for ordinary purposes"-New York
Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

For a quarter of an hour had really
lively time. Mrs. Tremaine hectored
the italian and the Italian objurgated
Mrs. Tremaine. Neither of them I'M
derstood a word the other said, and /
had to act as Interpreter and buffer.
Eventually, / made the best terms
that could. The Italian agreed, for a
consideration, to allow us to keep both
monkeys for a week, during which We
might discover their identity. Mrs.
Tremaine quite readily agreed to the
proposal, for she was confident that no
monkey but Jacko could possess
Iacko's virtues. / was more doubtful.
believing that the virtues were few
enough to be common to many mon
keys. And so it turned out Both
nonkeys made themselves quite at
home overate themselves equally. stole
AZ cleyerly, and, what was most re-
markable, searched with identical per
sistence for the deceased Captain Ire
maine Twice that week had to catch
two monkeys, and when they were both
IN the butterfly net they nearly killed
.sch other. Mrs. Tremaine used to
,ook at them by the hour, and sob, and
,aIl Jacko softly. They both answered
n the name, If there was any food
shout and at other times preferred to
be the other monkey.
Eat the end of the week the organ
r-,ndsr appeared punctualiy. and a
s..-+rendipg scene followed. No de-
u u had been come to till the morn
Is - his arrival. and then Mrs Tre-
ne and Moud differed as to which
MANI -. -asl Jacko. The question had
TO be decided. though 1t matl s ~. .s
which we kept l suggested ~, a. -
should toss up. The hippane p. :. g. s-e
suegestiOn annoyed them ana e. $50 .ns
= recrimination. bat at last We 49, 49,
= sseias ty lot that being : e's'
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Her Only Joy.

How regular Phyllis Is in attend
inE church nowadays" remarked the
young woman at the soda fountain to
the one who was buying candy. ''Is
she in love with the rector?"
Possibly. But she told me that since
she Joined that society that doesn't
wear high hats at the theater-such
aorsense-the only pleasure she could
get out Of hers was by wearing them to
church.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
The silver Lining.

Excited American Freshman-''Did
I pass my examination, professor"
Professor with proud scorn)-'No,
sirP
on dances Freshie, radiant with
smiles.
Professor-"You misunderstood me;
you failed, sir!"
Iucorrigible Freshman-"Ah, but
won a bet, you seer'
Professor staggers.-Eldora QowO
Ledger.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
what He Was Doing.

Deacon Goodman-'My boy, do you
know that this is the sabbath? hope
you are not going a-fishing with that
hook and line?" Boy-"No. sir; I'm
only going to see II there are any
wicked misunderstanding fish in that
stream over yonder. II there should
happen tr be. suppose It wouldn't be
wrong to punish them by pulling them
out, would it?"-Boston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
A Wonderful Phenomenon.

The man who should pass through life
without experiencing a twlnge Of Indigestion,
might be dtly regaCied a wonderful phe-
nomenon. We doubt II such privileged
mortal has ever existed. II 80. we have
never seen him. But thousands are known
10 be daily relieved OF dyspepsia by Hostel
ter's Stomach BitterS. the popular remedy
for that truly national complaint. as well as
for fever and ague. debility. constipation,
rheumatism and kidney troubles.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
MethodIsm.

The Methodist church has grown un.
til to-day one out Of every fourteen
persons, one out Of every five Chris
tians. and one out Of every three Pro
testant church members is Methodist
Rev. w. ]. Thompson, Methodist.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Premature

Doctor-"Your husband II In q rnsst
critical condition. / think ought to
have some assistance" Patients Wife
Just a. you say. doctor. But tshud-
derinO II seems horrible to send for
the undertake. 80 soon-"-NeW York
EorIl
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Two College sraduate.

The Rev. DR.. Discord-"Why, dear
Jack, am glad to see you. You are
looking 30 wen. What have you been
doingf" Jack Scraggs-"Pitehing for
q league club at 5000 a year. What
are you doing?" Diseord-"Preaching
for Q chapel at $500 q year."-Texas
SiftlngS
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Annual Encampmsnt G. A. r., St. Paul,
Minnesota, sept mber Ia, 1895

On this occasion the Union Pacific will sell
tickets August Both and 3lst, to ST. Paul and
return from Denver and sta hons taking
common point rates at $500. See hat your
tickets read via the Union Pacific. the line
selected as the Official Route. Your nearest
ticket agent will tell you all about II, or
address Geo. Ady. General Agent, Denver,
for Information and sleeping car reserVa-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

Upon your honor as a man e II not O fact
Eat you have had a whole lot OF trouble
Efth poor leather IN your harness and sd
dle7 When you want another write me for
catalogue and prices. Am able 10 duplicate
any bona ide prices for same quality. G.. w.
LANCASTER, 1872 Larimer St. Denver.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Doc AND DENTIST.
PMooRDoN SETTER HAS SIX
HETH FILLED WITH GOLD.
Submitted to the OperatIon - Merely
WINGED when His Master Applied the
Drill Machine and Il Nov Proud of
Molara

Elk Is the name OF
q remarkable dog,
which probably has
the distinction Of
being the only can
inc in existencethat
has ever had its
teeth filed In a SCI
entihc way, OBJ
serves the New
York Times.
The buzz and
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

you don't read novels as much as
you used to, Mr.. Beverly"
mo, there are so few women In fc-
ton nowadays that are fit to associate
ith."-Tit-Bits.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
The Grand Army Republic and Their
Friends

Have selected the Union Pacific as ne Of
ncial Route to St Paul, Minnesota, and 70
turn. Tickets on sale August 30th and S1st,
at less than one fare for the round trip.
See them about Il at their office, e4l lIth
St, corner Curtis.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

RIT0 seoppsd fres And permknently cured -
ats After drat day'1 OF DIR. Kllne'sGreae Nerve
Rsgtorer. Free - trial bottle and treatise.
Bad - Dl KLGNk. Isl Arch 81, PhllAdalpA1A. p
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
Did Won Ever See an IndIanf

Expect not. so send q twO-cent stamp to
the General Passenger Agent Colorado Md
land railroad. Denver, and he will send you
q nne colored picture Of one.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

Miss Isabel. you are not at all Ike Other
girls" THAT e not a compliment, MI.
SpOoner; you should say that other girls
are not at all like me"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

Don't look % grum, Pilkerton; use
CHEEKY wOrds-they cost nothing" Cost
nOthingI II i speak ten CHEEKY words 10
my wife she asks me for some money.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

''D4d Madgs ever get even with Mr.. StmD.
hns for Hiding herF' II should ny -
and ran into hLs aeW duck suit with -
wheel"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

yes" said the lovely woman. at 10 very
lonely living in the West. No neighbors 10
speak Of THAT Is 10 aay," yentured the
about"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

Father-''Why didn't you get your
degree?" Wild Student-"Because
was examined"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

With the ice forming in Manitoba and gel
low fever In Cuba, Il Is difficult % md
fault with the present location Of The United
States.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

mabel is dTeadfully vexed-" "WhAt 4
the matterT' Somebody asked her q
read q paper AZ an old settlers meeting"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

els BlInker a man OF any forcer' 'Well,
he IL one OF those fellows that carry palm
Leaf fans around with them all day"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

/ believe my prompt use Of Piso's Cure
prevented quick conSumptiOn.-MrA Lucy
Wallace Marquette Kans, Dec. II, 1895.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

Sunday School Teacher-What Is your De
hnition Of an honest man, JOhnn1e7 John
ME whose father is a ward pOiuclan-A man
who stays bought when he Is bought
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

BE and that old and well-tried remedy. MA
WNsLow's SOOTHING syrup for Children Tosthing.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price. 76c.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1896-09-19
JACKS LOVE AFFAIR

WONDER" I said,
a. I was looking
out Of the window
Of Jack Trevor's
lodgings, why that
girls rushing up
the street without
her hat"
"Ah," he said,
coming to the win
dow, Il thought 1t
must be she. She's