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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-11-12
Erie and Wyoming Valley.
Effective Nov, ..

Effective Nov, =.
Trains leave Scranton for New York.
Newburgh and intermediate points on
Erie, also for Hawley and local points at
7Oj a. M and 22S p. m, and arrive from
above points at 1928 a. m, BIS and 9.3S
u. m.
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CHIROPODIsT AND MANICURE.

rORNS. BUNiONS AND INGKOwiNG
~ nails cured without the least pain or
drawing blood Consultation a,S advice given
free. Z. NJ. HETSEL. Chiropodst. $50 Lack.
awapna avenue. Ladies' attended at their
residence II desired. Charges moderate
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pennsylvania RAILROAD,

Schedule in Effect June a. 1896.
Trains Leave Wilkes. Barre as Follows
7.3O a. M, week days, for Sunburv,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia. Balti.
more, Washington. and for Pitts.
burg and the West.
lois a. M. week days, for hazleton,
Pottsville, Reading, Norristown,
and Philadelphia; and for Sun.
bury Harrisburg, Philadelphia,
Baltimore. Washington and Pitts.
burg and the West.
SIT p. M, week days, for Sunbury,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Balti.
more. Washington and Pittsburg
and the West.
SIT p. M, Sundays only, for Sun.
bury, Harrisburg, Philadelphia,
and Pittsburg and the West.
600 p. m., week days, for Hazleton
and Poltsville.
J. K. WOOD, 0enI Pass. Agent.
S. NJ. PROVOST, General manager.
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LAWYERS.

FRANK T. BOYLE. ATTORNEY AND
counselior-at-law. Burr building, rooms
13 and II, Washington avenue.
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All trains run daily except Sunday.
signifies that trains stop on signal for pas.
sengers
,ecure rates via Ontario q Western before
purchasing tickets and save money. Day and
Night Express 70 the West
J.C. Andersen, Gen. Pass AT
7. Flitcroft, Div. faaA ASt. Scranton, "a,
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HE|?s!ji!i;i;llIIIlS;3|l,IEE!{|;lAll4!a{ H|?!i;;IIl;j'3 &c e.!
LEIIIGH VALLEY RAILROAD SYS.

LEllIGH VALLEY RAILROAD SYS.
TEN.
Anthracite Coal Used Exclusively Insur.
Ing Cleanliness and Comfort.
IN EFFECT JUNE 2S 1896
TRAINS LEAVE SCRANTON
For Philadelphia and New York via D.
u II. K. r. at 6.45, 745 A. m. l.. .05 go, AL
(Riack Diamond EXpress) and 1l.3S p. m,
For PittstOn and Wilkes-Bar via D.
l.: w. II. r., 600, sos. 1l.2O a. M, i. 90
LOS. $40 600 and S47 p. m.
For White Haven. Hazleton. Pottsvills
and principal points In the coal regions
via D. 4 II. r. r.. 6.45. 7.l5 a. m. l20; and
80 and Al p n.
For Bethlehem. Easton. Reading Har.
rishurs and principal intermediate sta.
tions via d & II. r. r.. S.i5. 7.45 a. m.
l2;91, l2o (Lehish Valley points, only, a:3o:
AL (Black Diamond Express) and ll.3j
p. m.
For Tunkhannock. Towanda. Elmira.
Ithaca, Geneva and principal intermediate
stations Via d: & Fl. X. r., Gas. S.45 a. m..
1.2O, 333 and 11.2S p. m
For Geneva, Rochester Buffalo. Niagara
Fails. Chicago and all points west via D.
4 IL. X; R.. S.45 a. M. 1906. 3.33 (Black
Diamond ENpress). $50 and ll.3S p. M.
Pullman parlor and sleeping or Lehigh
Valley chair cars on all trains between
Wilkes, Barre and New York. Phiadel.
phia. Buffalo and Suspension Bridge.
ROLLIN u. WILBUR. Gen. Supt.
CIiAS. s. LEE. Gen. Pass. Agt.. Phila.. Pa.
A. w. .NONNEMACHER Asst. Gen. Pass.
- Agt., South Bethlehem. Pa.
Scranton Office. 800 Lackawanna avenue.
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REAL ESTATE.

--,-,7~0-~ ~>--y>~
HEADQUARTERS FOR SCRANTON
4 real estate: convenient: central city
avenue lots and houses for sale: prices low:
terms easy: time given: titlc perfect house 8
and apartments for rent.
JONES. 3il Spruce Street
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ONE Cent
A WORD.

WANTS OF ALL KINDS COST THAT
MUCH, WHEN PAID FOR IN Ap-
VANCE. WHEN a BOOK ACCOUNT
Is MADE NO CHARGE WILL BE LESS
THAN 25 CENTS. THIS RULE Ar
PLIES TO SMALL WANT ADS. EN-
CEpT LOCAL SITUATIONS. WHICH
ARE INSERTED FREE.
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ca bININ6eE v g. WAE ACE 200 Washington
CourtH
SITUATIONS WANTED.

V>|>N~Nr>>'~>~>|>>~~|>~0N~~
SlTCAV1ON WANTED -NEEpLE WORK
- done AT home or on have nv own sing
@ mach no; also lace curtains cleaned. MRS.
NEGWOuD Fairfield street. Scranton.
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RMLROAD TIMETABLES
DELLA WARE A " y
HUDSON TIME
TABLE.
On Monday. May Is.
trains will leave Scra,..
ton as follows:
For Carbondale-5.4;.
! 90. S.55. 10.l5 n. m .
l2,W noon: IN. go, 3.5e'
o.Zo' G.21, 7.5I. 9.lO. 1890

For Albany. Saratoga. Montreal Pos.
ton. New England points. etc.-5I5 q. m :.
30 y. M.
For lIonesdalc-5.!5. s.55. 1O.I5 a. m. T. 0,
noon; 20. SO D. m.
For Wilkes -BarTe-Gi5, 745. S45, ass 1o4i
a. m. 1906. l..0. 80 333. All, Go, 100 $50
I1.SS p. N.
For New York. Philadelphia, etc. via
Lenigh Valley railroads.&c.. 7i5 a. m. !;
1906, 80. AL with Black Diamond Ex-
prcss) y. IN.
For Pennsylvania railroad points-C ij
9.SS a. m; go. Al p. N.
For western points. via Lehigh Valley
-ai,roaG-1.i5 - a. NJ: 120j, : 20 with Black
Diamond Evpress), $50. 1873 D. m
Trains will arrive Scranton as follows:
From Carbonate and the north--G. a. 740
$40, 9.3t. 10 80 a. M: l2O noon: l0j 80. 3.j
i.37, 545. 7.45. 9i5. 1913 p. m.
From W!'kes-I!arre and the SOUTH io
ESQ. $50 10 10, 1l5j a. m: Lie. ell 34S. 30
G.2l. 753. 9.03. 9.45, il.J2 y. N.
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peace. and thus accelerate the liberia
tion of the prisoners.
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FRANK p. BROWN & co. WHOLE
sale dealers in WOODWARD. Cordage ana
Oil Cloth. 12O West La ok wanna ave.
THOMAS AUBREY. EXPERT AC-
countant and auditor. Rooms 10 and 90
Williams Building. opposite postofIice
Agent for the Rex Fire Extinguisher
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Hotels and Restaurants.

SCRANTON HOUSE, NEAR D.. l.. & w.
passenger depot. Conducted on tho
European plan. VICTOR KOCH, Prop.
WESTMINSTER HOTEL,
Cor. Sixteenth St. and Irving Place,
New York.
Rates sac per day and UPWARDS Ameri-
can plan.) GEO. MURRAY,
Proprietor.
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CALESMEN a ERCHANTS' TRADE: SD
- Il week; new, quick. good; lirht samnles
free side line or exclusive, hlfrs.. 39il Mar
kct street, Phila.
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WANTED - ACTIVE. INTELLlGEN.
w MEN: two dollars daily guaranteed !.
Call between hours Of 10 and 4, 80 Mears
Building
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SALESMAN WANTED YOU'VE MAN,
- experienced in selling clothing and
rent's furnishings; salary sll per week. Ad-
Quehanna, Pa.
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WANTED.

CECOND-HAND FURNACE TO HEAr A
- hotel Cali or address ANTHRACITE
HOTEL. III Wyoming avenue.
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WANTED-AN IDEA. WHO CAN THINK
" of some simple thing to patent Pro-
tect your ideas: they may bring Won wealth.
Write JONI WEDDERBCRN \ Co. Dep
G, %, Patent Attorn"ys, Washington. ID. G
for their SlsO prize offsr an! list OF 3lJinver-
tions wanted.
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FOR RENT.

L'OR RENT-HALF CT DOUBLE HOUSE:
i modern improvements: rent reasona BILE;
corner Of Pin" ard Rlnkcly streets. nunrnre
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Seed.
Wire Screens.

JOS. KUETTEL REAR 5ll LACKA-
wanna avenue. Scranton, Pa. manufac-
turer of Wire Screens.
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FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT.

NICELY FURNlLHED ROOMS WITH
~ hea. ard gas 2ii Adams avenue
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Miscellaneous.

NEGARGEE BROTHERS, PRINTERS
supplies. envelopes. paper bags, twlne
Warehouse. lSO Washington ave. Scran-
ton. Pa.
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BOARDERS WANTED.

400 WYOMING AVENUE, PERMANENT
'fOI and transient boarding; large
cheerful roOms; first class Accommodations.
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ROOMS WANTED.

WANTED ONEOR TWO ROONS, WITH
w or without board: 9tf. 18th or Eta
wards preferred. JOHN BAINBRlDGE.
Tribune Office.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1896-03-07
ROPE roRoan AIMING.
The Startling Performance of the Radis
in India.

/ Some curious customs are to be found
among the inhabitants of the north
west provinces OF India. The follow
| ing, for instance, is related of cere-
mony performed by Badis, or rope
dancers. to bring prosperity to the vii
lages to winch they belong. The rite
is commonly performed in the Garn-
WALL villages dedicated to Mahadeva, at
propitiatory festivals which are annual-
| ly held in his honor.
| A rope is stretched from the summit
Of cliff to the valley beneath, the ends
being made fast to stakes driven into
the ground. The Badf, seated astride
on wooden saddle, well creased to
make it run freely, rides from the top
to the bottom OF the rope. The pace, OF
course, varies according to the degree
of inclination given to the rope, but.
as may be expected, it is always very
rapid, and sometimes terrific.
Precautions are taken to prevent ac-
cident. The saddle is fastened, for in
stance, SO that it cannot slip round the
rope Gas saddles on horses have been
known to do, to the discomfort Of the
riders) and the Badi's feet are ballasted
by sand bags to maintain his perpen-
dicular; and the only danger is from
d possible breaking Of the rope. This
is usually made of bhabar grass, and
naturally the Badi takes great care to
see that it is equal to the strain.
The remuneration paid to the Badi
for this novel form of Blondinisn is one
rupee for every 100 eubits of rope trav-
ersed, and the longest journey of the
kind on record is one for which 20rupees
were paid, and which accordingly meas
ured 2,1oo eubits.
The practice is not so dangerous
nowadays as it was in the .'good old
times" of native rule, when to the risk
of fall was added that certainty that
such n1ishap would entail death, be-
cause it was the custom whenever
Badi fell, for the surrounding specta-
tors to promptly dispatch him with
swords That part of the excitement
has been eliminated, and it is on record
that no fatal accident has resulted from
the performance since 1915, though it
1o CGlCD1dtSo oA ~
Of SO villages every year.
The rope or bast used for the cere-
nony is supposed to be endowed with
remarkable properties by the success
full accomplishment of the feat, and it
is cut up and distributed among the
people of the village, who hang the
pieces to the caves of their houses In
order that they may serve as charms.
The Badi's hair is believed to have
similar properties, and is cut off and
preserved, and he himself is supported
by contributions of grain from the vii
layers, in addition to the monetary re-
ward for his feat, the theory being that
his share il propitiatfng the gods to SEE
cure fertility to the lands OF others
makes his own land uniuckY, and that
any seed he might sow would be certain
not to germinate.Toledo Blade.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1896-03-07
REED RULE REPUDIATED.
A Significant Argument Against Shady
Methods.


A Significant Argument Against shady
Methods.
After all the glorifcation of the
rules of the 51st congress by our re-
publican friends, the principal rule
invented by M. Reed was repudiated.
To add to the horror of this incident,
a rule proposed by democrat, Ram
dolph Tucker, was substituted for
that of Reed, with some slight modi-
fcation.
There has been a great deal of mis-
presentation with reference to the
criticism of Mr.. Reed. When the 51st
congress met, it adopted no rules at
all. The speaker professed to be
guided by general parliamentary
law, which in this country is based
on the rules of the house of repre-
sentatives. Mr.. Reed reversed the.
practice of the house as to quorums,
and had no law to support him but his
own will.
It was by means Of counting quo
runs when none voted that Mr.. Reed
was enabled to secure the adoption
of his rule for counting a quorum.
Thus the rule itself was of no bind
ing force, having been adopted by
disregard of a rule that had universal
ly prevailed. The counting of quo
rum under a lawfully adopted rule
and such counting in opposition to
the practice of 100 years are two very
different matters. Besides, it is known
that Mr.. Reed counted members who
we're not present when necessary to
make quorum. But the abandon
ment of the rule by the party which
adopted it is sufficient argument
against it.-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
Reed, a fippant and shallow
mixture of Blaine and ingalls,; McKin-
ley, a commonplace droner of one
song, who never yet could lead tariff
debate; Allison, coaxer and bend
ing reed-here are the three mighty
men Of the republican host. Harrison |
is no longer big in politics. Morton
in his prime was not strong enough |
TO deal with Garfield, except through |
abler men, and now stands for nothing
except Tom Platt's dummy.-St. Louis
Republic.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1896-03-07
QUEER WEDDING CUSTOMS.
I'm England Professional witnesses of
Marriages Are in Demand.

In England Professional Witnesses OF
Marriages Are in Demand.
Professional jurors are well known in
America, and everybody has heard OF
professional mourners in other parts
of the world, but professional wit
| 1esses to marriages are quite novel adj
ditions to the social system. Itappears
that they are well known in England
and that their services are often in de-
mand. ~.
A prominent London clergyman
| writes on this subject:
"Ask any old cab driver, and he will,
probably, tell you how often he has
earned an extra fee by acting as one
of the witnesses to the marriage of
some couple he has driven to church.
have had two such cases within the
last 12 months. One tradesman near,
81 corn factor, is generality at the service
of the clerk when q witness is required,
and + should think that he has So acted
in quite a score of cases during thepast
few years, a present sometimes being
offered him for his services, while il,
others he has not even been thanked.
"A South London clergyman know
usually sends for photographer, his
church warden, who has a place just OPP
posite, to act as witness, and this indi.
vidual dec1ines9to act unless he uses no
pressure, Of coursehe is allowed to
take compound portrait of the bride
and bridegroom to keep as record,
and he simply asks that small sub
church as return, and If the bride and
bridegroom choose to give an order for
q number Of the portraits, he gives the
profits to the church expenses. He has
several times been asked for THESE por.
traits some considerable time after they
were taken, and in one case produced
such photograph at Manchester as
sizes In several cases I could tell you
Of, the parties being married have, for
reasons known to themselves, and not
on account of want Of time, absolutely
refused to be photographed, and, OF
course, another witness has been
found. Iowa State Register.
A Philadelphia Horse Trade.
The proprietor of an uptown hotel,
which Is pafronlzed largely by the ag-
ricultural classes, has vacant stall In
his stable, and thereby hangs tale,
The Boniface was very anxious to sell
a horse to friend from the country,
but the latter had some doubt as to the
animals speed. The two agreed up.
on a certain day for drive in the park,
and in the meantime the hotel man had
not been idle. They were bowling
along at a pace which was scarcely cal.
culated to create any great excitement,
when a park guard, who had previously
been fixed. arrested the owner of the
horses. for driving faster than the al.
lowed three-nlinute gait. He willingly
paid his fine of five dollars, and his com.
panion was so impressed by the occur
renee that he Immediately purchased
the horse, Thereare tricks in all trades
p Philadelphia Record.
Our own opinion of ourselves
should be lower than that formed by
others, for we have better chance a
our iInperfections.- Thomas a-KempiS
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1896-03-07

Our own opinion of ourselves
should be lower than that formed by
others, for we have q better chance ii
our inperfections Thomas a-KempiS
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-02-13
DatS tmbenmGten pom ben
. M ari4all.

. g enmdten uon ben
.. Mari@all.
Sn be for &orten utsebenen 8iosra>
pbie pom Ganrobert BON 6. Martin marb
foleenbe Nnetbot perte0t: @enmal NOR
be &aiier nit iinen Saebn to Gene srote
Eruppeni@au inn Eager BON Gbas
Ions erwartet, un ganrobert b0l ct for
n0tti9, ale bar uerianmelten Eruppea
for be Mntunft BON ben baewer item
&riessberrn periOnli@ senau to beii@ti>
gen.. Dabi feel EN- en- Solbat up, be
MID grab alto 9rote Sor9falt up fine
Uniform perwenot bar. Temli9 b0s IA
be mari@a1 to EN-: rSt mar bi min
@tubenmaten i4iden, oamit ie bi or
bentli9 antredt." rid nStbis,
SEER Mar i9aQ," antporte be Soloat,
be beiot it ieoen Mbenb." Darup la@>
ten aue bartli4 I'M Ganrobert iilbit
miiBt mitla@en.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-02-13
Springfield unb umgegtno.

Drinst Cure @eparaturen an llbreu
uiw. nod $. .. S@Ieuber.
Man leie bic uerdnberte sroBe Mnjeise
uon WoIf. S9mib in bieiem Departs
ment.
Ndditen Montas Nbenb ben II. Sc
bruar finbet i'm Opernbauie elm Gang.
~uerSnusen fat.
0omarb yipsconb. ,pel4er Dor etma
brei Sabreu Sprinsfielb uerlieB, lit in
letter Do@e 3uridsetebrt.
gilbert 0afratb Don Gbasta befanb
iid wdbrenb Ginger Gage letter Wo@e
bel ieinem Druber WiQiam babier auf
Deiu9.
Dor unsefdbr flint 5abren tuuroen uns
ierem Stationsasenten George Grimm
aus ieinem Yoarbinsbaus oabier elm
Yaar 6oien, bic CT iid pom 2eab &
&nomles III @o9eter bate anfertisen
la0en, 9eltoblen. unb trot oQer Na4>
foridun9en tomnte nidts bon benz Oieb
ermittelt merben. gette @o9e nun
fam Elm circa Is Meilen ilbwetli9 pom
bier wobnenoer Garmer III bic grpreBs
Office unb 9err Grimm seuabrte TO-
fort, bag berielbe feline Dor S Sabren
seitoblenen 9oien anbatte, bic senau 10
ssma1t waren wie Elm Baor, bic er ii@
i! turSlid wieoer in &o&eiter bate anfer>
tisen Iailen. Oie Rn6pfe on ben beioen
Baar 9oien waren nit benz Namen Der
@o9eiter 6irma uerieben uno waren
aud ionit nod bemielben S@ritt anses
fertist. No@ weiterem Befrasen itelte
es ii9 beraus, Dag bes Farmers Trau
bic %seitoblenen 9oien pom einem Manne
Ntamens Barb, Der ieiner ;3eit fir bic
Sprinsfielo @iueriioe Creamery &abm
iammelte, aetauft babe. @uBer ben
6oien muroen bamals nod ueri@.eoene
anbere @esenitdnoe seitoblen unb b6dit
wabri9einli@ pom benz elben Diebe.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-02-13
SprinsfeIb, IL. Gebruar.

......... .... II.
Die State Dant bat cine neue SAFE
nit breifa@em 3eiti@loB setauft.
Sobn Weiqer uerlor am samnas Elm
tleines 4inb bur@ ben Cob.
y. @ilfQan pom Morsau bciudte
am Sonntas ieinen Greunb Nusui
9ummel babier.
Gum Deiten Der iatboliiden Stride
finbet am %. Tebruar int O~pernbauie
cine Stereopticons 8oriteQuns itatt.
0eridune Miemanb, benz Tarmers Sn:
ititut am Donneritas unb Greitas bieier
Bode oabier bei;uwobnen.
Trau Trans 9olsuasel BON Sanborn
uerlor innerbalb jwei 0o@en Mutter
unb Voter. 0eibe itanben bereits i'm
uor9ei@rittenem Nlter. . .
GrnF Brandt, 6erausssber bes
vJorti@ritt" uon Nem ul,n, befano ii@
mad ibertanoener Rramtbeit I'M Qaufe
letter @o@e lit Sprinsiielo.
SAUL Saus unb Nnbrem Nrnbt nebit
Grauen tesoben iid lebte @o9e per
Tubrmert na9 Seem lllm, nm Der grs
6%ffnuussfeier oes bortisen @inter' Gars
neuals bei,uwobnen.
Gin tleines &inS pom Treb. Seste
itarb ont Sonntaa al 8ribwunoen,
wel@es es ii9 bur@ to9enoe Mild 3u:
se3osen bate.
2amrence Grimm. am bieiisen
Depot onseiteQt, besab li3 an Cant
flag na@ ieiner 9eimatb III Wisconiin,
nm auf tur5e 3eit Gerwanote NIB
Treunbe 81 beiu@en.
". 6. DDS unb Sui. Wenbt bcfuns
ben ii9 IN e,nem Sage letter Wo9e in
Ganbp. 6err @enbt nabm bal elbit
mebrere @ei3afts9ebaube iii Mu9ens
i@ein.
Gin 5 Sabre alter Scbn pom Nnorew
Botter uerlor beim Spielen nit anoeren
&inbern einen Daumen, inoem er nit
benz lelben in bas &aoermert elmer Mdbes
mai9ine serietb, wdbrenb elmer ieiner
Spieltameraoen baiIelbe in Bewesuns
Iette.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-02-13
Grtnriioncn fit @eimatb>s udenoe mad
bem Sii6e1.

Mm IA. uno %. Sanuar, IL. Te>
bruar unb 10. Mdrj uertauft bic 9iortb>
peitern 2inie an 6eimitdtten> Su&enbe
@rcuriion : Tidets mad elmer '9roben
Mn3abl uonYldten in &entudp, 1ennei>
fee, Miiiiippi, 2ouiiiana, &rtanias,
Snbian territory, Oklahoma, Geras
unb Nri3ona. @e9en Gidets unb aus:
fabrli@er Snformation uenbe ma ii@
an bic Msenten her 6. & 81. %. gilens
babn. 44-45-48-47-5O-51.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-02-13
sic Gntbednnq rettcte icin Yeben.

Npotbeter g. GaiQouette. pom 8eauers:
piue, Su., idst: rOr. Sings Neuer Gntbet.
flung perbante i'd meiu 2ebeu. 9atte bic
Grippe uub 3os ale Ner;te Der llm9e9enb 81
Static, welde mid jebo9 benz Iobe perfaQe,,
bielten. ga i'd lit mei,er Npotbete Or.
&iras yteue Gntbedun9 bate, beitelte i'd
cine Tlai9e unb rpurbe 9lei4 nod Der erite,,
OoiiS merfli9 better; brei Slai9en beilten
mid uoufGnbi9. Wir mo4ten jett ni@t
obne bieielben ieiu." 6olt eime Erobe1ai@e
BEL >. 80. Slien.
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aud elm &IdbIid.
9leltli9er Nr3t pbiloiopbirenS):
@enn iett meme idmmtli@cn patienten
nod leben wlrben - alle Wetter! mas
tSnnte i'd ba fir cine Prar.s baben!
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YIatto1ti@en &ram.

en- pretenben &anarienpaael
un tmar eener, be plattoItl@ inaden
iaQ, nor t0rtlid in 9ambors wieit.
Sc vGotieter" morn blot eenjeln torla>
ten IN ct uuBt saber Sebermann Don
fornberin, bat ct tit bar i'm. eenen l1lt
banbelte. 90 aber be Sntrittspries
mdBis weer, betablten 0ele un Sober
teen, la@eno ut be Bob" beirut, be ben
ipretenben &anarienuasel b~ebarbarste.
Erd Ell Gotieter in, 10 nor Re uon be,
sladli@en geiitter for batialbe f0brt un
bi0en NOR Gene @isarre nn Gene
Gbonpiep nit be Trag forboln: v@at
iaQ be SER imotcn, eene 3isarr or Gene
Yiep. vBiep", antwortete iebesmal be
@asel, morup fin 8eiitter ben Totieter
NIT eene Uerb09un9 entleet.
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8ere4tister Wun@.
@attin (webmitbis ibre Gardner
betro@teno): v&@ ia, bos rau@loie
Puluer baben iic nun sladlid e~rfunben
- wenn bod nur Giner aud bic rau@>
Iolen Gi9arren erfinben woute!"
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g d Bitte.

0ater Der 8raut: IS that mir leio-
aber mein S@mie9erlobn weroen Sit
ni&t!" - 8emerber: v@eitatten Sie
bann menisitens, baB i'd oas 9aus burd
bic 9oftbire uerlaiie.... auf berStraBe
warten 3wei Dor meiaen @laubi9ern!"
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d b q.

OVt
vMlio Sbre arme Nrau baben Sic
ms Srrenbaus brineen miiien; wie bat
iid bic Rrantbeit eisentli& seauBert?"
- Isle CAB mir seitern Morsen e.neu
!SuB uno nannte mid vlieber Irtbur",
pas iIt mir 9lei@ aufsefaQen!"
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&erIan8t.

Serlan8t.
Der llnter,ei1nete min19t eiuen 3iesen:
bod I'll t%a,iem. 0er einen lol9eu 81 per
farien bat ,uenbe lid on
~. Sulius 2ebne
Sprin9fielb, Mirm.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-02-13

Yrompter Deideib.
Io9ter: rWarum mid mobl mein
Brdutisam INNER feline Puppe nenn.!"
Mutter: vSebenfaQs. neil Du 10
bSl3ern biit!"
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0 8 b t.

Nlte &otette (oie bei'm ofienen Gens
iter &lauier ipielt, gum Stubenmab>
DEM: v@lauben sic, Mearie, baB mid
Der 9err Mopor briben b0rt?"-3ofe:
vTreili@ - ioeben ma@t er ietn Teniter
au!" ... ... ....
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Die sel6Iuolle Naie.
Sean: vMertmirbis. mie ~sefabluoQ
i'd BIN! &aum nebme i'd cine Jlai4e
Wein aus benz Seller meines Derrn,
10 iteist mir i9on bas S@amsefabl in
bic Naie!"