The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-12-09
WEDNESDAY. DEC. 9, 1896.

Get your skates sharpened.
-Frieze overcoats keep you warm.
The season for skating is at hand.
Takes tumble to himself The acrobat
-Seneka Balsam will cure that cough.
Steady companv-A bicycle instruc.
tor.
Blunt men sometimes wear pointed
boards.
Save your money for the present in
the future.
Look out for the is It-cold.enough-
fer you man.
The old maid has less than month
of leap year.
Some men with big heads are mar
row-minded.
-Snuffing candle won't cure cold
in the head.
Age and little brothers are bound to
tell on girl.
I'm everybody's mouth-Kline's
Lambertville Puffs."
III you want to sell your Christmas
goods, advertise them in the newspaper.
Its strange that an eye-opener gen.
orally has the opposite effect on most
men.
Its about time TO begin TO feel
around for spare change TO sink in
Christmas presents.
Goats are worn longer than usual
This is not fashion note. lie an in
dication Of hard times.
-Customer--'I thought you sail this
coal was high grade" Clerk -"Well, it
came from the mountains"
Charles M. Shields of Frenc htown,
has Lecn appointed D. D. G. NJ. by the
Oddf, lows of District No. IA
Grand Concert Thursday evening,
Dec II, at the Baptist church. Agnes
Thomson, the noted soprano, will sing.
The Rainbow Social Club will give
ball in Gymnasium Hall, en- Friday ev
eniug, Dec. 1lth. Tickets so cents.
-Scoit's Emulsion Cod Liver Oh Toe.
Shamalia's Emulsion, same quality and
same quantity, Soc.
Frank Hariwell, OF Delaware town
ship, has bought out HcaveneI' 8 saloon in
Holcombe Hall, and has taken charge
OF it.
james Fitch Thon son, the prince
of baritones, will sing at the Baptist
church on Thursday evening of next
week.
-Epworth League at 6.46 p. NJ, Sun
day, led by Mr.. George Sslter. Topic
'Present Still 10 the Sacrament. Luke
% 1920.
TO retain an abundant head of hair
Of natural color 10 good old age, the
hygiene OF the scalp must be observed.
Apply Halls Hair Remover.
There are only two surviving mem
bers OF the Assembly of 1852 and 1858
Andrew Van SICKLE, of Lebanon, and
John Sherred, Il Warren county.
People who have not heard Mr.. and
Mrs. James Fitch Thompson sing should
embrace the opportunity next Thursday
evening, Dec 18th, at the Baptist church.
An attempt was made last Friday
night 10 ret fire to the hay press near the
spoke works that we're recently burned
10 Stockton. FORTUNATE II the effort failed.
L. w. Miller, CT Milford, reports a
deposit OF slate on his farm in Kingwood
township, in this county. The vein is
large and il it proves Of good quality IL
will be bonanza for Mr.. Miller.
Bath Robes. Sterling Silver 925-l000
foe Handled Umbrellas and Walking
Sticks, suggest extreme comfort and ele-
gance II you are OF the same opinion,
Trewiu & Co., the Clothiers, can furnish
you with the articles.
Richard d. Reading, Esq., of this
city, a member OF the Republican State
Committee, was one of The guests at the
dinner given by vice. rresident-eleet Ho-
bart, at Paterson, last Thursday, 10 the
State Committee and few other friends.
The Ladies Of Mt. Airy Presbyterian
church will hold Birthday Social, " in
the chapel. Thursday evening, Dec. 18th.
Music, Rotations, readings and singing
will be furnished, and refreshments to
all. All arc cordially invited TO attend.
MIR. Fl. Weitstein, of Marengo, ILL.,,
found that Ayers Pills, taken when the
first symptoms Of la grippe appear, pre-
vent further progress of the disease, and
he has yet to find the first case where
these pills did not cure the malady. Ev-
cry dose was effective.
Hot Water Bags, at SHAMALIA's.
AT the Baptist church next Sunday
evening, Rev. E. NJ. Lightfoot will give a
prelude TO the sermon, the subject being
''Shal curfew ring in Lambertville ~
The subject OF the sermon will be; "Man
among his fellow beings"-the second OF
the series upon the Sermon from the
Mount
The teegraphic reports to out-oi-
town papers Of the arrest OF several
Young men for profanity, is one OF those
chronic misrepresentation that 1t appears
impossible for the sender to overcome.
The young men we're arrested on charge
of violation OF city ordinance by disor-
DERBY conduct, in which fighting, swear
ing 40 i'd noisy language were component
parts.
Always in season, Hopkins' Steamed
Homiuy (Hulled Corn). Elegant lunch