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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

The readers of this paper will DO pleased
to learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able TO cure in
all its stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Cafarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarsb
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of tha
system, thereby destroying the foundation
strength by building up ;tEe4Gonssitutior
'tSnd assisting nature Ia doing its work.
TIE proprictors have.so ninoihfaith in itr
curative powers, that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails ts
cure. Send for list of Testimonials.
Address F. j. CHENEY 81 CO., Toledo, G..
zy-Sold by Druggists, G.
Halls Family Pills. &c.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
ONE MANS SUFFERING.
The Trials and Tribulations Of q Bat
tie Greek Citizen--HOw He
Comes to Tell This Story.
(From tho Bottle CreeS Noon. }

Among the moulders at the works Of
the Michigan foundry company can be
found Mr.. Amos Maynard; he has lived
In Battle Creek for over ten years, il
honored and respected by oil who know
him; such Is the man who makes this
statement, he says: II have had kidney
trouble for years, and 1t has made my
life miserable. The heavy lifting, neccs
sary in my business, made mo worse. |
have been compelled to lie in bed in help
less condition for as long rs nine days at
time: the greatest pnin WAS from my back.
which sometimes felt as though bayonet
was being run through me In the region
Of my Kidneys; many citizens OF Battle
Greek knew how bad was could not
move without the greatest caution, for
as soon as attempted to stoop over, bend
TO one side, or even turn in bed, the pain
was simply unbearabc. wore porous
plasters constantly for the little tenn
porary relief they brought me. When
ever 1 caught the slightest cold It went
straight to my kidneys and made me
worse. was advised to try Doan's Kid
ney Pills, and got some. / have taken IN
all four boxes of them, and l now feel as
active rs ever. A few months ogo would
have ridculcd the idea OF being cured SO
quickly. and being ablc to work as can
now. All tho long standing pains arc
gone, and the former traces of kidney dis
orders found in my urino have disap.
pcarcd. have recommended Doan's KID
ncy Pills to many friends who were trou
blcd ms I was. aud In every case have
learned they proved as beneficial as with
me. Doan's kidney Pills would be cheap
to me ut almost any price"
For sale by all dealers, price 30 cents.
Foster. Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y. sole
agents for the U. s. Remember the name.
DeaH's, end take no other.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
TO CALIFORNIA
n Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars

In Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars.
The Burlington Route &C. q. g. Q. II.
RI run personally conducted excursions
to California, leaving Chicago every
Wednesday. Through cars to Califor-
MIA destination, fitted with carpets. up
holstered seats, bedding, toilet rooms.
etc.; every convenience. Special agent
in charge. Route via Denver and II
Lake. Sunshine all the way. Write
for descriptive pamphlet to T. A. Grady.
Excursion Manager, 211 Clark ST.. Chi
cago.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
Cheap Rates to Atlanta and Return.

Cheap Rates t. Atlanta and Keturn.
On Dec. 21st, the Monon Route will
sell tickets to Atlanta at the exceeding
ly low rate of $15.15 for the round trip.
tickets good ten days.
For full information call on Or ad-
dress Sidney B. Jones. City Passenger
Agent, 232 Clark St., Chicago. Or l.. K.
Sessions. Travelling Passenger Agent,
MiuDeapOlis MINI.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
LsMer Whit Hepors,

John Bennett Lawes has revised his
estimates, recently issued Of rhe wheat
crop Of the United Kingdom. He now
places the quantity OF wheat that will
be available for consumption at 5,271.-
$50 quarters, necessitating the import OF
"a 25O 600 cuavters
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

Brlggs-The first fight on record was
between Cain and Abel, wasn't it,
Higgs-Nah! The first occurred when
the serpent took fall out Of Adam.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
. Well Situated.

There 10 in North Carolina a post
Office called troublesome" not 50 very
far from "Matrimony."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
CHAPTER XIV.
STILL AMONG SHOALS.

EXT day brought
the Admiral n
chequc for $1,000
from Mr.. McAdam.
and a stamped
agreement by which
he made over his
pension papers to
tse speculative In
ventor. 1t was not
until he had signed
and sent II off that
the full Significance
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

When the hens get the same care that tins
stock do they viii generally DO fond to pay
better.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

young man has IA abundance OF principle
II he can say to his sweetheart II cannot
oft
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

A man who has never had the toothoche does
not know the real pleasure there Ia ia nos
having IL.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
Saves n Fortune.

The devil never feels ashamed of himself 8,
the company OF Stlnyy MN
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03
nIOO EatSard. sion.

Doing good will be found more profitable 1,
the end than digging god
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

Mother OF pearl is the hard. siivery,
brilliant substance which forms the in
terna, layers Of several kinds Of shells.
The interior OF our common oyster
shells is Of this nature, but the mother
of pearl used in the arts is mich more
vari gated with play OF col,Ts. The
large shells OF the Indian SHas alone
have this pearly substance or sufficient
thickness to be OF use.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

Of all that ne had done broke upcn
him. He had sacrificed everything.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1896-01-03

Tennessee Juniors are circulating
pledges among the mothers, asking that
all the eggs laid by the fowls on Sun
days be given to them for missionary
purposes.
Thirty-seven members Of the Chris
tian Endeavor society In the Texas
state prison have asked to be enrolled
as links of the Worlds Christian En-
deaynr PRAYER Chain.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
SHE WAS SUSPICIOUS.
Hubby Said Times Were Hard, But She
Went to Headuuarters.

Hubby Said Times Were Hard, But She
Went to Headquarters.
It was not necessary for the men in
order to he informed that q good-look-
ing young woman was approaching,
says the New York Commercial Adver-
tiser. Tho winsomely bland smile
which flowed across the codntenance
Of the clerk at the window conveyed tho
information swiftly and conclusively.
excuse me-" ehe said, as she took
her place at tho head of the procession
"a place which strong and brave men
could have reached only by wadirg
through gore-"I would like to ask you
. question" !,
Certainly"
"Are times really hard?''
'Thero isn't any use trying to con-
ceal it. In good many branches Of in,
dustry the depression il very serious"
I'm ever % much obliged to you"
she responded, and turned to 60 away.
IF you were worrying about any
particular investment might be able
to give you some advice."
mo. 1t wasn't about anything spe-
cial. I just wanted to satisfy myself
that times are hard. don't really wish
toannoymy husband with my expenses,
and thought the best thing to do was
to come and find out for certain whether
times are hard or whether it is merely
the same story that he has been telling
me every year when tho tall styles como
inO
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
xtfpenlng Period of Hogs.

The ripening period should be before
and after the hot season. Avoid if pos
sible excessive cold, for, as writer
says, too much feed needs to be con-
sumed to maintain the normal tempera-
ture, while during the heated period not
sufficient food will be consumed to ma
terially increase the size of the carcass.
The nearer we can come in securing an
average daily increase, the more sue
cessful our effort. In this earlier fat
tening process, we must not lose sight
of the fact that we realize much sooner
on the capital invested, and reinvest-
ment may be made at once. The cheap
est meat is made from the young ami
NAL, much less food being consumed in
supplying the wastes of the system.
The earlier the marketable period is
reached proportionately lessons the
loss by disease.-WesternP lowman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
lFN3s390 u " v -
=
FOREST MURMURS.

N xAo glorious sunshine OF summer mas neo'
ssSA The rich golden beauties of autumn ap-
pear,
while the sky with mild yellow light is
o'erspread
ssS which often is seen in the fall Of the
Ara tho breeze murmurs out in the forest
80 wide,
And sends back a whisper: 1.-THE roses
have died."
The fruits are all ripe. and the laden trees
groan
Meath tho weight that is bending them
down to the earth:
The corn is all gathered, the wheat is all
a#8s sown,
and mirth;
And the breeze dances out on the r1Vulet
tide,
n Ehe while as it murmurs: 1.-THE roses have
M$ died."
The grass is all scared, the insects are
dead,
And out In the garden-waks lifeless they
S$s lay,
while on every side and far overhead
zs Otil fingers the light of a beautiful day;
but the breeze that at morn fioated out IN
@ its pride
Echoed back in the eve: 1.-THE roses have
E died.
~ love the rich autumn, aside from Its
Mp gloom,
@ And dear to my heart are it's joy-laden
5S3 hours:
Although there are voices that speak from
II the tomb,
love it far more than the season of
r. flowers:
love its fresh breezes, though Of death
they have sighed.
no hos
g. died.
Ladies' World.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
Elephant Plays Postum.

Several years ago large bull ele-
'phant was captured by Grips, the
famous elephant taker of Ceylon. The
animal made a desperate struggle at
first, but was finally conquered and
led into the corral by two tame ele-
plants, trained for the purpose. The
moment it entered the inclosure it sanl.
upon the ground and apparently died
of what the natives termed a broken
heart. Every effort was made to
restore the elephant. It was treated by
the doctors, punched with spears by the
mahouts, but all to no purpose, and it
was finally deserted. But the moment
the natives had reached safe distance
the willy beast sprang to it's feet, and
with exultant trumpeting rushed
through the corral fence and into the
forest, where its cries of delight at tho
success Of its ruse were heard for soma
time. Philadelphis InquireE. az.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
PITH AND POINT.

"A OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES you give
Charley any encouragement" Father
well, suppose it amounts to that.
He called it loan, however."-Detroit
Tribune.
Eyes, in some respects my wife IL
much like that lightning-change ar
tist" "Why?" "Oh, I have known
her to change her mind six timesin one
minute. "-Philadelphia North Ameri-
can.
-Judge-''What excuse have you to
offer for not desiring to serve upon the
panel?" Talesman-"Your honor, I
think" Judge-"Your excuse is
quite satisfactory. You can go."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Not Much Consolation.-"Bloom-
field called me an ass" complained
Oakland to Bellefield. "Well," replied
Bellefeld, refectiveiy, IT always have
a great respect for Bloomfeld's opin-
ion" Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
-"Wilks is most absurd somnambu-
list" 'What's he done now? "He's
just come back from yachting holi-
day, you know, and last night he sat
down in bath, and baled it out until
it flooded the whole floor
Holidays Apart.-'If you don't
hurry, we shall miss the band and tea
at the barracks, and not find anyone
to take us to dinner, or the theater and
supper AFTER" "Just wait one min
ute till write to my husband that it
is very dull and miss him fearfully."-
Pick Me Up.
-Arthur-s'You think I don't love
you, darling; why, would die for you"
Arethusa-'Yes; and it would be just
like you to do it so that your funeral
would come on day when had to give
up real nice engagement to attend to
it. Oh, you men are so selfsh!"-Bos-
ton Transcript.
ct used to do good deal of walking
barefoot in the wet grass early in the
morning when I was boy" remarked
Uncle Allen Sparks, who was in one of
his reminiscent moods, "but all can
remember about it is that it was mighty
unhealthy-for the prairie chickens. I
generally had a shotgun" -Chicago
Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
HOW TO MAKE CORN TIES.

was cut into pieces of suitable length,
and then one end of piece of the wire
inserted between the jaws of and b of
the tool, and a loop formed by wind
ing the wire around it. It is then
slipped off the tool and the loop closed
up and Strengthened with hammer, if
need be. Then the other end of the
wire is bent around to form the hook.
1t is handy way to have the wire cut
into lengths long enough for two hooks.
Turn loop on each end of the piece be-
fore cutting them apart. About 60 such
books can be made from a pound Of
No. II wire, and they can be made very
rapidly when person ''gets the hang
of it." Such ties cost but trifle, and
they are very handy to use. All these
hooks are shown in cut.-F. Hodgman,
il Rural New Yorker.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
HOMEMADE CORN TIES
They Cost But Triho and Are Very Gen
vonlent to Use.

They Cost But . Trife and Are Very Geo.
venient to Use.
Corn ties are lust what they are
cracked up 10 be-" and are very handy
articles for tying corn shocks or bum
dies whenever one has any need for
such thing. They are needed when
ever the work cannot be done az we'll
and cheaper with something else.
Sometimes it can be, and then it cannot.
I have some ties that work perfectly,
cost me nothing but few minutes
labor, and there is no patent on them.
made the first one out of an old clothes
line and the chain from an old chain
pump that had gone out of use. I sep
arated the links of the chain by opeu-
ing an end of each link enough so that
they would come apart easily. Each
link was then hook ready to attach
to the end of piece of cord. The clothes
line was cut into suitable lengths. I
tied a knot in one end of a piece of the
cord, and then slipped hook into it..
Then l tied knot in the other end Of
the cord and the tie was done.
In tying the shock, the hook at one
end of the cord catches and holds the
knot at the other end. One can tie more
knots in one end of the cord if neces-
sary, or fasten it with half hitch it
he likes that better. The cord and the
hook must be proportional to each
other in size, so that there will be ne
danger of the knot slipping through
the hook. I had not enough OF these
ties, so I made some more of smaller di-
mansions. I used No. II galvanized
fence wire for the hooks. had in my
kit little tool made for me by a
blacksmith for q similar purpose. It
is only a flat piece of steel to put in
wise with one end made as shown in
cut, to turn the wire around. The wire
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
insects and Frost.

It will soon be time to study the Curl
Gus effects of frost on insects, and to
note the remarkable manner in which
some of them will revive after hard
freeze. It is common experience to
find butterflies frozen hard in October
and November. These, when first
picked up, are very brittle, and will
break unless carefully handled. If
taken into a warm room, however, or
even placed in the crown of your hat,
they will rapidly recover from the ef-
fects of the freeze, and upon being re-
leased, will fly away as joyously as if
nothing had happened.-St. Louis Re-
1ublic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
Sure Indications of Disease.

If chickens trail their wings or be-
come droopy look for lice;in nine cases
out of ten they are the cause. If your
little chicks get troubled with lice, dip
your finger in kerosene oil and rub it OIL
the top of their heads. Tobacco leaves
or tobacco in most any form placed in
the bottom of the nest of sitting hen
keeps the lice away. A remedy for a
lice-infested hen house is burning sui
phur in it. The house must be tight
and ventilators closed; then put a
pound of sulphur on some live Goals and
close the door tightly and leave it
closed for an hour or more. When
whitewashing the hen house, if lice are
troublesome add a little carbolic acid
to the Observation-Disclosures Voice.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
INDIANS IMPROVING.

Annual Report OF Commissioner brown"
ins-Great Progress Made.
D. Nj. Browning, commissioner of
Indian affairs, has made his annual re-
port to the secretary of the interior.
He says that with no outbreak or dis
turbance during the year the progress
of the Indians generally in education
and civilization has been uninterrupted
and substantial. The main effort now
is and for many years must be to put
the Indian upon his allotment, get him
to support himself there, protect him
from encroachment and injustice and
educate and train his children in books
and industries. AS a first step, so far
De treaty obligations do not interfere by
requiring the payment of moneys and
issuance of rations or annuities, the
Indians are given to understand that
the government will not feed and cloth
them while they remain in idleness.
Such funds as are available for the pur-
pose arc devoted to starting Indians in
homes. If an Indian will go upon an
allotment and work to improve it, the
government will assist him in building
a house, getting his farm in operation
and making him a practical farmer.
The commissioner says the government
goes further and pays the Indian for
his work. The regular Indian employees
the government paid last year 100000
A great diversity of crafts and indus
tries is the outgrowth of advanced
civilization. The reports from Indian
agents, he says, show that Indians in
many different ways are coming to earn
their living. They have supplies for the
government, raise crops to sell, raise
and sell live stock, work in the woods
and on irrigation bitches, and in many
minor ways contribute to their own
subsistence.
The entire Indian service, with few
exceptions, is now under civil service
regulations. Exceptions are made as to
Indians who are employed under nom
competitive examinations.
Progress in educating the Indians is
reported very satisfactory, in spite of
many difficulties encountered. The en-
rollment during the year was 23,352, an
increase of 315 over the previous year.
The average attendance increased $50.
The reduction of the number of con-
tract schools has been made in accord
ance with provisions of the last Indian
appropriation bill, and in 1897 there
will be an expenditure of $257,S2S on
this account, against $463, sos this year.
The commissioner urges the passage
of the bill now pending in congress to
prohibit the sale of liquor to Indians
who have become citizens. He says the
correspondence in his Office shows that
the Indians in the west and northwest
who have received allotments are be-
coming demoralized by the liquor
traffic.
The commissioner reviews at length
the disturbances at Jackson's Hole,
Wyo., and says steps have been taken to
prevent any conflict between the 1ndi-
ans and local authorities Chicago
Post.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
Oysters Fried In Butter.

Oysters, three eggs, we'll beaten,
three tablespoonsful of milk, one table.
spoonful of -four, one tablespoonful OF
butter, salt. Make batter of eggs,
milk aud flour, season with salt and
juice Of oysters. Put the butter into
the chatting dish, and when hot. drop
the oysters, one at a time, into the ba t
ter, then into butter, and fry a rich
brown.-St. Louis Republic. 80
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
NEW WOMAN W.. BULK.

lev Q West Side 0lza 0ocoeede4 In Giles.
iag Q Car Door.
Ho was 90 big he got in his own way.
Not only was bis stature exceptional
but hts girth kept even stride Herewith.
He doundered onto . Madison street
trailer the other morning and took sta
ten before the forward door. There hs
remained for space. This is how 1t
Ill happened. says the Chicago Chron-
icle.
She was young, pretty, black-haiaed
and black-eyed. When tho train
stopped at one Of tho cross streets sha
stepped gracefully on that forward
platform and encountered him Of tho
bulk. BE shambled hit, but got in
the way moro than he would have done
If he had retained his poaition. Finally,
after much darting about the girl sue
ceeded in entering the car to escape the
chill wind, which was blowing gayly. :
The car was crowded and she was
forced to stand. So she took her posi-
ton immediately inside the door, while
the big man maintained similar posi-
ton on the platform. He settled back
against the door and by sheer weight in
serted portion of his anatomy in the
doorway. Ii was cold, but the girl
could not shut the door; he wac too
heavy. Then she thought and then she
smiled.
She quietly adjusted her hatpin, gave
tho door gentle pull and tho big man
nearly vaulted over the dashboard. He
did not say anything nor did he upset
more than half the other passengers on
the platform. He fell off to the street,
gazed wistfully at the receding car and
started down the street. The girl burst
into hysterical laugh, bottled up sud-
denly and became preternaturally sol
emn. There was q button off the back
of his coat She put her foot over it
as it lay ON the car floor.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
OLD AGE BRINGS RESEMBLANCE

When Years Creep Upon Thorn Members
Of Families Look Like Each Other.
cage brings out family Licensees OF
resemblance as nothing else can or
will" remarked a scientist who has
given much attention to the study OF
physiology and its running mate, phys
iognomy," says the Washington Star.
''1n the ordinary life ola man or woman
they are 50 much occupied by other
things-thati is, with the pleasures, pas
sions or business of the world-that
they do not show any of the lineaments
OF their parents. When old age comes
on them, however, they show many Of
the resemblances Of the parent stock.
Take your own circle, for illustration.
IF you are old enough to remember
the parents of any Of your friends or
relatives you will notice that as they
in turn grow old the family likenesses
come out. There are, of course, some
people who have the general features
and appearances Of their parents, and
in many cases of both father and moth
er, though in most cases Of but one,
and that most likely of the father, in
their youth and through their life.
There are others, though, who had none
of the marked family Licensees until
they reached an advanced age. BY this
I mean so years or SO. In many cases
persons have shown in their own faces
none Of the family 1ikenesses until they
reached very advanced ages, and it
grows more and more marked as they
leave the milestones Of age behind
Ahnxo
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05
A Martyr to DUTY,

Mother (suspiciously)-Ify you haven't
been in swimming, how cid YOU get your
hair so wet?
Little Dick-That's perspiratitn-
runnin' away from bad boys wot wanted
ne to disobey You an go in swimmiI, n - -
I ~ 81. YeeklY. 81
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-11-05

Use good bull, even il you have to
iein with your ned9 hbogs IS buying one.