The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1896-06-09

d We said we could do it. Did'r
: we tell you what tho out-com
would be IL we ever got up again'
the Johnny-Joneses and My.Siste
Sue-listen.to-my-tale-of-woe gan
of cutters and morphine eater
from Logan. Yes, we met 'em an
they are ours by the over whelm
ing majority of 16 to I. The fat
by one-lunged Reubens who repre-
sent the Capital Of Hooking Coun
ty were fed to the pigs last Satur
day.
And the table groaned with bas,
hits and errors. They got. thei
shins toasted beautifully by no
ones from our wagon tongues, ant
stood around with gaping eyebsll.
like a hen on hot nail. while we
ran the bases like race-horses
The baliske-eyed cattle drivers
from Logan got it broke off In 'em
away up. "Blood Raw" Tommy
Butt, the boy wonder, led the pro.
cession to the morgue, followed
closely by the much.touted never
was Williams Brothers of Straits
vile. In fact the whole gang OF
grizley yaps couldn't hit a brick
wagon with pick AK, and had
more errors than Coins financial
school.
The game was very interesting
for four innings and even old
Crackers and Water thought they
were in IL until the news came that
DR.. Chas. Balger could not leave
his place OF business at Rockbridge.
Then we startod. The geezers Just
stood around and whistled for help.
They were so weak they couldn't
lift a glass OF beer, all foam. The
game looked as If the amalgamat-
ed union of South American Hoo.
docs were In session In the 33 de.
gree.
II three base hits were growing
upon the back of every mans neck |
you couldn't knock them of with a
feather duster. Every play Logan
made was a yellow, rocky and
whang basted like a stig tossel full
Of doodle CANNON, they were
wh!skered and frost bitten.
The fielders had their fins sewed
up until they couldn't hold a crazy
quilt unless it was tied around their
necks. And the rOoters, the crowd
Df fashion plates. that came all the
way down here to see us beat.
The gilded scions Of Logan,in their
attempts to drown their sorrow
ook on gas till their feet worse
wrinkles in the granite pavement.
The old warhorse John Slisher
whose freshness would make a
Ipring daisy hide Its head for
hame, was sent home In a patent
lermetically sealed aluminium ,
'asket weighed with compressed
ir. II
Harry Ambrose and Lou Crack S
RS & Water jumped their hotel hill {
n their anxiety to get 10 the open
ountry while the balance of the {
ross.eyed feeble minded youths,
uried themselves In their own I
huvium. Debilitated Davenport !
hs corpulent and corrupt CORE.
was either broke or afraid 4
come down after his vilIainOus v
nd erroneous report OF the previ. q
us game. While the chisei head
d chief OF police was conspicuous p
y his absence. 7
The remains stood waiting for II
,e train with modification a foot
eep all over them while the stencil [
rove the people to the far end II "
le platform. Az last the hog train "
He'd In and took Its load Of glass. "
med has beens and never.was n,
t0ads away tofhe W
amping ground Of Red N0sed pl
tile and Big Foot Seth, while =
ose who had gone broke, watch :
their chance and walked up the /
W path, singing "Aint got no
Dn"y but l will have some"
Hits-Logan @; Nelsonville too
any to remember. 4
2; Logan a 4
shell.
Struck out--Slisher, Buerhaus,
ale, Ambrose, Rebecka.
BatteIies-Nelsonville, Taylor VI
d Lock- Logan, John Slisher and -.
bert Vanatta. Sh
Jmpire-N. o. Body. IN