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The Caucasian., 1896-03-05
A Wonderful Sea.Tale.

l. 1OlA odI pCI hOuuu 4dUl6.I
A lad was found begging in
Plymouth, England, some years ago,
who told a most wonderful tale of
woe. According to his statement,
given with straight face and ap-
parently clear conscience, he had
been a cabin boy upon an American
steamship. For some misbehavio1
as temporary punishment he was
headed up in an empty water -cask,
and left to reflect upon his wicked
ness, with only the bunghole of the
cask to breathe through. On the fol-
lowing night terrible storm came
up, and the vessel went down with
all on board, excepting himself, the
cask having rolled over into the sea
at the first lurch of the sinking ship.
Fortunately for it's unhappy occu-
pant, the cask foated with the bung-
hole free from the water, and in the
course of day or so was cast upon
the coast, where the lad, after max
ing numerous vain attempts to re-
release himself, settled back to die.
Some cows, however, he said,
came strolling along the beach, and
one of them, while switching it's tail
about, accldentily let the end of it
into the bunghole of the cask. The
boy Immediately seized upon it;
the COW. electrified, jumped, stood
still, and jumped again, and then
rushed believing down the beach,
the boy hanging on like grim death,
and the cask, consequently, bump
ing the hind legs Of the frightened
bovine as she fed. Finally, as the
boy had hoped, the hoops of the cask
were loosened, and striking upon a
rock, the whole thing was shatter-
ed, and the boy, letting go of the
cows tail, found himself free once
more. After wandering about for
several days he hailed vessel, and
was carried to Plymouth, where his
wonderful experience first became
common talk.
The Caucasian., 1896-03-05
A StyIiSh Waist.

This stylish waist is fitted with
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center under the double box pleat.
The back is seamless over fitted
lining.
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This is miniature copy of I.aree
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This Cocoa Has Taken the Gold
Medal at Six International
Expositions::
Queen Of England

for use in Her MajestY's navy Med
ical journals, world famous doctors,
and chemists, pronounce it to be the
purest and most nutritious cocoa
made.
Not only is it one of the most de-
hclous beverages ever slipped by the
lips of man--but it is 90 highly mn.
tritive that it gives = gentle stimu-
lent from which there Is no reaction
whatever.
The oil and fatty substances have
ell been removed 80 that it is q per-
fectly digestible food for young
children and dyspeptics, or even in.
valids as it is highly recommended
,by all doctors as giving the most
nutriment to the system with the
least effort to the digestive and as
similative organs.
s This cocoa Is imported direct from
Holland by the
The Caucasian., 1896-03-05
Harper's Magazine
IN 1896.

BRlsEIs, . new novel by William Black.
written with all the authors well-known
charm Of manner, will begin in the Decem-
Der Number, 1895, and continue until May.
A new novel by George du Maurier, entitled
"The Martian," will also begin during the
year. 1t is not TOO much to say that no
novel has ever been awaited with such great
expectation q the successor to 'Trilby :"
The Personal Recollections Of Joan Of Arc
will continue and will relate the story of the
failure and martyrdom Of the Maid of Or
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viii be novelette, by Mark Twain. under
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Richard Harding Davis, Mary E. Wilkins,
Julian Ralph, Brander Matthews, Owen
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Prof. Woodrow Wilson will contribute
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Poultney Bigelow's history Of The German
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Harper's Weekly
IN 1896.

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and until farther nOtice.lrains viii
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celia arriving at 9.45 a. n.
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The sun., 1896-02-03

third as the possible Republisen candidate for
Governor IL was said yesterday by very strong
Republicans who arc familiar with the political
con, plexion Of every hamlet In the North River
counties that Mr. OdelI, II he started In to make
q fight for delegates, could outstrip even the
Hon. Hamilton Fish. This Information was
given by friends OF Mr.. Fish.
No Republican at the Firth Avenue Hote!
yesterday was ready to diepute the strength Of
MIR. Fish as a possible candidate for the nomi-
nation. lie has tho friendship of Gov. Morton,
and he has been In n position for two years to
build up the strongest kind of support for HIM
self, For two years he has been trotting in the
Plat harness, and only occasionally has he
made mlssteps, which are not to be counted
up against him ,Ye! 1t is said that some Of Mr..
Fish's former friends in the country districts
nrc not now strong in their allegiance to him.
There is no way at this time by which the
strength of this opposition, II any there be, can
be computed.
There are number of other candidates for
the nomination. and some believe that the Con-
vention will turn out to be wild scramble for
tho nomination. Other Republicans said, how
ever, that after the Republican National Con-
yention at st. Louis the Republicans Of New
York state will get together and select tho man
who in their opinion can make the strongest
fight, and that by the time the Convention Is
reached the candidate will have been selected.
The sun., 1896-02-03
WHAT THE ANNEXED COST Us.
A Few OF the New Expenditures Which
this City Must Make.

This city Is beginning to meet some Of
the expenses incidental to the annexation
OF tho new territory. Ono item is 100000, to
be raised by taxation this year. for surveying.
laying out, and making a typographical survey
and map Of the new part OF the Twenty fourth
ward. Another is 900. for redeeming the
local debt OF tho towns of West Chester. Pei
ham. and East Chester, and the villages Of
Wlliamsbridge and Wakefield Still another
y $1,000 for nm additional water supply, under
direction OF the Commissioners Of Public Works,
Moreover. $4,000 has been appropriated for ho
Department OF Public Charities to provide for
visiting, care OF the DOOR. amGuances and dis
pensary services.
The Police Department has received nm mp
prop iatlOn OF Sl,5SC for the rent OF precinct
rooms at West Chester, Wakefield. and City
Island. and besides there Is an item OF 5000 fOr
ftabling accommod al ions for Police Depart tment
course. exclusive Of tho sums added to the cx-
penscs OF the public departments which have
jurisdiction extending over the towns within
the new territory. Nevertheless some of the re-
Gently annexed New Workers do not appear to
be entirely pleased with the distinction con-
ferrcd upon them. One OF the local newspapers
In the annexed district declares:
nexation to the city OF New York in the way of
better streets: but rather. the streets have been
seriously neglected and our sidewalks have he
come obstructed by tho growing of weeds and
brush. and nuisances are allowed TO flourish In
stead or the neatly kept streets and sidewalks
as before annexation. From kossuth to Nine
teenth avenues the brush and weeds have SO
overerown the sidewalk along the White Plains
road as TO nearly meet across the street In some
The sun., 1896-02-03

Similar Devices for tho Convenience Of
Drivers In Europe.

Similar Devices for the Convenience Of
Drivers In Europe.
the latest scheme for good roads, that OF
laying tracks of broad steel rails along coun.
| try roads and city Streets for the wheels Of
vehicles to run on. thus greatly increasing the
traction power of horses and the general com.
fort and convenience of driving and trucking,
was suggested by Gov. Werts Of New Jersey in
his last message and was explained in a re-
| cent issue OF THE sun. 1t apparently is an
elaboration and improvement Of O system Of
paving used In some foreign cities which has
proved very satisfactory. Gov. Werts's sug.
Gestion, which Is really the proposition of Mr..
Budd, Commissioner of Roads, Is to lay double
tracks CT steel along the country roads, filing
In the space between the rails with ordinary
paving of macadam. He says horse will draw
on such steel track twenty times as much
dirt road, and five times as much az
on macadam. The unanimity with which
drivers Of all manner of vehicles In city streets
take TO the car tracks clearly illustrates the
idea.
in Liverpool, over which heavy loads Of all
crossings, Ibid end to end in four 1 parallel
tracks. The rest st Of the street IS paved ed with M
Belgian granite setts in the ordinary manner.
perfectly regular and smooth surface for tho
trucks 10 run on. while the granite setts give
u good Purchase Tor The horses. IhiS style OF
paving has proved of .reat utility and con-
vcI iencc. 1t Ia much easier for the horses than
where the wheels have to jolt over the small
sets and they can do much better work. 1t
adds much to public comfort, too, because tho
trucking il almost nOisccss. Tho slabs wear
better than the small sets because there is no
irregular wear by Iolting and scraping.
This yjtcm of paving IS in use In some of tho
streets about the docks Of London. In Ant
werp, and in many other cities in Great Brit
ain and on the Continent. OF course, steel
rails would he n great improvement on the
granite slabs in many respects. Perhaps tho
granite has an advantage over steel for use in
crowded city streets, In that 1t is not more
slippery in wet weather than Is the rest of the
paving, while broad rails of steel might prove
trearherous for horses where there was much
crossing of teams. Gov. Werts, however, only
suggested the use of steel on country roads:
Many of the streets in Sheffield and other
towns in the north of England are paved with
blocks. Of stone twelve to eighteen inches
long by nine TO twelve inches broad.
These streets are practically as smooth as the
sidewalks. The stone is rouger and softer
thun granite. But while this pavement is ex-
Cellcnt for cabs and other light vehicles, be-
cause of its smOCthness and comfort, II is not
so good for heavy trucking. especially In wet
weather. ms the horses are not able 10 get Q
good purchase on the broad blocks.
The sun., 1896-02-03

s" hS'Y s"fsSf the the nfaRs 1
no place, for modest woman: yet half
spoiled hats. too. by sne so way These Women mem
were squeezed in the crowd. Every outline OF
their form from he9d to foot. while not visible.
might just as well have been. they were SO
pressed on all sides. Then the train came in.
and as it came to n standstill the crowd shot
hustled. Feet were trampled on, clothing was
torn, bodies were bruised. 1t resembled the
falling vail at re Teere wSs NO m more S1
sideration for anybody's feelings than there is
IN such panic-stricken crowd The train was
policeman had started, pulling the door in the
middle Of the car smut regardless Of the arms
their shutting some hands were not crushed off.
" hile the train was going to Brooklyn the peo:
for he S to sPe he
rat trap on the others There was one wild
BILE that lasted n little more than min
ute when the train got into the rat trap. The
scenes on the New York side were repeated
there: The reporter wanted to take the Kings
to the stairway he had to climb up and up and
up Just as far as he had to climb before ever
ture. and before the % Grand Jury p presented 0 it.
The opinion Of thc:bridge management most
frequently expressed is held by all classes and
Tribune reporter riding across the bridge
Saturday encountered cockncy Englishman,
lowing conversations:
90 runs this bloomin'. holy show. hany 'owP ?"
The reporter said that Mr.. Martin and Prcs-
dent Howell and other respectable and we'll
known public officials mana ged the affairs of tho
Brooklyn Bridge. "Ho. they does does they?
An who winds them hupl"
The reporter told him that the bridge manage
ment is supposed to resp ct and care for the
is above and behind all public officials. "Well,
then. you ark to me-" said the Brton. Hit
this blasted hold Inconvenience was strung
hacross the Thames, blow me hif Mister Martin
and Mister Dwell wouldn't be tral sported.
Somebody I'D write to the bloomin' TldrS and
Mister Dwell and Mister Martin would be
hasked to walk hup to the Cantan's hofiice to
was in Chiny. an some sllt-eyed Mandarin was
to go hunder it without is humbrella, Mister
Martin and Mister Dwell would ave their 'eads
cut hoff behind the hears That's In a 'eathen
country. This 'eres civilized, but strike me
dumb hif Iii don't think tho 'eathen ;plan his
best"