The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1896-10-29

The many friends of Lew P. Schoon- n
hacker will be pleased to know that o
~ is again free citizen of the state
md will devote his future time to 1T
,rary and newspaper work.-St. Peter
Journal.
The most foolish thing in this world
S to act foolish. If all fools woulo Z
hold a convention and agree to confne ,
their foolishness solely to foolish re- ,
marks, they would unconsciously gravl- ,
tate to wisdom.
If the sad-eyed Scandinavian who !
makes semi-weekly visits to this office
with an armful of towels does not
cease wearing that I-just-jumped-out
coffin sort of look, the bouncer
will be directed to do his duty.
Rain is said to be unknown IN some
parts of Bolivia. This should oe
great country for American spend
thrifts, because in such a dry region
there is manifestly no necessity 1or
LAYING by something for a rainy day.
There was noticeable improvement
in the work of the choir Sunday. Un-
der the leadership of Miss Granting,
and the support of the members, the
choir can easily be made what 1t mas
not been since the days of Mrs. Ewing.
Scientists claim that if the earth was
TO drop into the sun the intense heat
would, consume it in five minutes.
But there are people who believe that
the frigid looks worn by college bred
girls would make short work OF the
suns heat.
Albert. son of Officer began, was the
recipient of surprise party from his
Young friends Friday last. The occa-
E sion was his fourteenth birthday, and
it was made joyful by the congratula-
tions and presents that poured in from
his many friends.
Some people are great sticklers fol
conventional forms, wrongly believing
that the GOODNESS of ceremony adds Il
f refinement. This class would refuse
l. starving man meal of victuals AM
then Justify their action by sayln
y, charity encourages idleness.
u Prisoners received during the week:
Harry B. Moran, Hennepin Co., TO-
ID gery second degree, three years and MN
% months.
John Smith, St. Louis Co., assau
second degree, reformatory plan.
u Charles Williams. Ramsey Co., TO
&c gerry second degree, three years.
Michael Cornell, Murray Co., assau
as second degree, two years.
nc More than one thousand pieces
~ school apparatus have been shlpp
to the various high schools of the sta
ell during the week. They include near
yes everything needed for demonstrate
cir work in schools, and in their man
facture the highest mechanical SIX
cir obtainable has been engaged in ma
ort ing them both serviceable and artist
ity The goods were distributed amo
thirty-five high schools.
ncy The dollhouse night guards are
the proud possessors of brand new nick
nks Mated dark lanterns. In their pera
bulations along the galleries: throw
hot the searchlight of vigilance upon
Ind sleeping beauties who repose in
49, sweet slumber of conscious innocel
# is to be hoped that the 'gllms'
throw light on the dark mystery t
be surrounds the identity of the snorel
men gallery four whose ambition in
ave seems to be to snore until ne G
snore any snorer.
cap The woes of the new man are m
the and grievous. He steps into the pr
nner with many misgivings, and a
morseful feeling that signs regrett
), of 81 wish T hadn't done it," He KIN
ught not "where ne IS d. no mus ''.n -
Tho in a new world and under new &C
lions that appear stranger to him
all the beautiful schemes for raj
oe- wages that the politicians unfol
the 80 uorkinomen Dressed in and
fort, dor;no how he looks in his new
form, he mechanically dives his h
who deep down into his pockets, but ma
IS the greatly when someone lnlorhS