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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-03-08
SPECIAL NOTICE.

All persons are hereby warned against trad
ing for or negotiating bills OF ladlng dated at
Charleston ). c.. March ?. 1896, and issued by
the Spanish steamship Kirkstall, to the order
OF Jose NJ. Esteve s. Co. Of this city, for one
hundred Q00l bales OF cotton, marked &c. w.
o. said bills OF lading being the property of
the National Bank of Savannah. and having
been lost delivery OF cotton has been stopped.
THOS. F. THOMSON Cashier.
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MILITARY ORDERS.

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l'iq'rs LIST Bait. Inf. Ga. W..
Savannah Volunteer Guards.
Sava nnah. Ga. March , 1896
0r,lcrs - IT,
The regular monthly meeting of this
battalion for March, 1896, will be held al
the Arsenal on Monday. the 9th inst., at
SIS O'Clock D. m. BY order OF
1T. COL. GARRARD.
DAVIS FREEMAN. list 1t. & Adit
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FUNERAL INVITATIONS.

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GETZ-The friends and acquaintance OF
Mrs Laura Getz. Mr.. Henry Ambose and
Mr.. H. c. Heuisler. are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral of the former
from the residence of Mr.. II. c. Heuisler,
No. 81 Taylor street. at 4 o'clock this af-
ternoon.
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DIVIDEND NOTICE.

Peoples Savings and Loan Co., Savannah.
Ca, March 5. lS96-The Board OF Directors of
the Peoples Savings and Loan Company has
this day declared a dividend OF three Dollars
and Fifty Cents per share from the earnings of
the company for the past six months, payable
on and after 10th inst
e. Z. HACKETT, Treasurer
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MEETINGS.
GEORGIA. HIsToRiC4L s0CTETV

A special meeting of this society will be
held at O'Clock Wednesday evening, the
18th instant. at Hodgson hall, to consider
a resolution to disaff1rm and set aside the
election by the board of managers of a
director of the Telfair Academy reported
to the society, as had on the 18th of Febru-
airy last. H. W. JOHNSON,
Recording Secretary
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CRIsP's SEAT IN CONGRESS.
Ex-State Senator Lewis Announces
His CandidaCy

His Candidacy.
Atlanta, Ga, March 7.-Ex-State Sena-
tor z. B. Lewis of Macon county an
nounces as a candidate for Judge Crisp's
seat in the national House. The ex-
speaker has declared that he will not be
candidate for reelection, but will run
Ior the Senate. Mr.. Lewis is a banker.
Judge Allen Fort one of the state rail-
road commissioners. will also probably
be candidate for Judge Crisp's seat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-03-08

"With pleasure a viii state that Hoods
Sarsaparilla has helped me wonderfully.
For several months could not lie down to
sleep on account of heart trouble and also
Prostitution of the Nerves.
For three years had been doctoring, but
could not get cured. Ireceived relief for .
while, but not permanent. Soon after be-
ginning TO take Hoods Sarsaparilla there
was a change for the better. In short
time was feeling splendidly. ] now rest
well and am able to do work of whatever
kind. II had not tried Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla do not know what would have be-
come of me. keep it in my house all the
time, and other members of the family
take it, and all say there is
Nothing Like Hoods
Sarsaparilla. Ihave highly recommended
it and oneof my neighbOrs has commenced
taking 1t. recommend Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla at every opportunity" MRS. s.
BRADDocK, 404 Erie Av., Williamsport,
Pennsylvania. Be sure to get
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HOODS
Sarsap ariIla
DEATHS.

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ALLEN.-Died, March T. at u:S p. M
Mary Lillian, beloved wife Of George F.
Allen. Funeral notice later.
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- ~ ~ N~NAN
about ever afterward.
That's why we are giving
a pocketbook and 5 nickels to
every boy who gets a suit
here before May l. This is a
gift pure and simple. If the
suits can be matched else
where for less money you
may return ours, get your
money back and let the boy
keep the gift.
We found the idea made
many boy friends for us last
fall and we are sure it will
make many more now that
there are so many little fell
lows putting in a good word
for us.
EAIK NTOTuINC ~
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1s06-SPRING OPENING-1s96.
EDWARD j. KENNEDY,

A fine line of the latest designs in Nov
elites from the foreign and domestic
markets, such as Suitings, Trouserings,
Vestings, etc.
Ny friends and the public are cordially
invited to look over my stock, and, if in
need of anything in my line, will find my
prices to compare favorably with other
competitors north or south. Respectfully,
EDWARD ]. KENNEDY.
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You are cordially invited to be present
at our opening MONDAY, March 9, 1895,
at o'clock D. m, at the SALOON AMI
POOL ROOM of
GEO. c. SCHWARZ & BRO,
81 West Broad street. foot of President.
a nice spread will be served.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
The Tourainerz,

The Tourainers themselves are com
forting to behold-a stal Eart, brown
faced people, with contentlnent deep set
in them. The women in their blue cot
ton gowns, white mutches and unwieldy
wooden shoes, are picturesque enough
for anything, if their dark, sloelike eyes
and ready smiles be also taken into ac-
count. One sees fair faces among the
younger girls-Madonnalike faces. 1t
were easy to fancy that Agnes Sorel,
1.-THE fairest Of the fair, resembled the
best Of them when she, too, was young
and had not yet caught the eye Of a
king. As for the men, they are what
one would expect them to be in such a
natural garden-a hardworking class,
prone to rejoice in all the festive leisure
they can obtain.
They love their native province pas
sionately; it is difficult to realize what
they must have felt when, quarter Of
n century ago. the Prussian soldiers trod
their fields and vineyards under foot and
burned their homestead> II do not be-
ieve," said one Of them to me the 9TH
er day, there can be any other country
in the world better to live in than Tour
aine. We have so much sun even in
winter. The climate is so mild and all
things grow in it. ALI the Year
Round
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02

American naval officers who were in
China during the late war tell Of a day
they spent ashore looking for sport. For
o few yen, amounting to about 4 cents,
they secured the services Of two Chinese
to fight for their entertainment The
first fight went On bravely, and as fights
90 in China, not being up to the Ameri.
can hippodrome style, one Of the Chi
nese was whipped. But he was angry.
As he moved away from the scene Of
combat he found a stone, and, turning
upon his late antagonist, struck him a
blow that killed him. The murderer
was speedily beheaded, but the authori-
ties decided that it was no concern Of
the American officers if murder result
ed from their plan Of amusement One
Of the younger officers remarked: eve
not only got fight, but killing and
an execution, all for 4 cents. You
couldn't beat those rates.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02

MY dear baron, what are you doing?
Smoking two cigars at one and the same
time:'
well, you see, my dear fellow, in
this beastly hole you can't get any six
penny cigars such as am in the habit
Of smoking, and SO have to make shift
with a couple Of threepenny ones. -
Was 10 Qrieved.
A little story is told of Sfbyl Sander
son apropos Of her debut at Paris The
next morning the papers teemed with
the rawlings Of the critics, the "beaute
de Sibyl," her voice and her costumeA
There were also kilograms Of congratn.
lations, letters and cards. The young
divette looked at them all carefully and
then made moue. mot satisfied YETI"
asked some one "What is the matter?"
"Ah. I am SO disappointed, moaned
the sad faced singer. II had thought
successful singers always got love letters
from unknown admirers. There Is not
one for mel" 1t is to be supposed that
time healed the sorrow-Nsw York
Mail and Express.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
Water Wheels.

The point is made by writer in one
Of the mechanical journals that the
greatest obstacle now encountered in
the successful operation of water wheels
Is, from an economical aspect, the too
often entire absence Of engineering skill
In utilizing the power, and that many
water power would develop greater eff
cheney were it properly controlled and
had the turbine been selected because Of
Its adaptability to the conditions and
been properly set On their introduce
ton, he remarks, Turbines were used
singly, but now they are used either
singly or in sets Of two or three or more,
as expedient, and in batteries Of sets;
by the use, too, Of iron or steel pen
stocks and feed pipes the expense Of in
Sailing has been largely reduced and
far greater economy in the use Of water
secured; the growing demand for large
units Of power has also been satisfied,
so that whereas few years back 500
horsepower turbine was almost unheard
Of, turbines Of 5000 horsepower are
now employed
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
CHAPTER /.

1dE l-lcl I4.ADl<-
II was broiling hot day in July, but
despite the torrid rays of the sun and
the blasting hot prairie winds the farm
ers for miles around Saharaville, Sock.
less county, Kan. had gathered at the
great free silver convention.
Who is it they regard SO intently on
this day Of all days, marking point by
point his arguments-that slight, boy
ish figure that is the cynosure Of all
eyes: II is he, cur hero, Free Silver
Sam, the Boy Bimetallist He is rush
ing in where presidential candidates
fear to tread.
The careless onlooker, if such there
was, noting the superb whiskers Of Free
Silver Sam, that swept the ground as
the impassioned orator piled argument
upon argument, instance upon instance
and precept upon precept, would hardly
think that but l6 searching Kansas sum.
mers had passed Ger his head.
Yet it was only too true.
Listen! He is speaking.
And, after all this, President Cleve-
land claims that silver is not sound
money. Hear this
On the small slab Of marble on the
table top before him he drops a large
cartwheel dollar. With a Ginning
"cling' it rings clear as a bell, spins a
moment and then settles with a "clink. "
There, if that isn't sound money,
what isl"
That was his peroration. A climax
grand, stupendous!
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
a MAN OF RESOURCES.
rhis Dentist Was Willing to Accom- mo-
date His Patron.

The dentist didn't want 70 talk shop,
he said, but he thought the story worth
telling, so he told it. Not long ago,
be said, "a western railroad president
came 10 New York, aud one evening
was invited 10 dine with some Of his
friends here. The dinner was particu-
larly jolly affair, and when the western
man reached his hotel he was in mer-
" mood. 1t was his custom to place his
yet Of false teeth under the pillow every
night just before going to bed, and he
was certain he had done so on this par
ticuIar evening. Nevertheless in tho
morning he was unable 10 find them.
Searching high and low in the room
was of no avail, and finally he came to
me for a new set.
CHOW long will it take you to make
them he asked. told him four or five
DAYS. Can't listen to anything like
that, he replied. III give you triple
money to make them in "a hours. Iou
see people from Chicago think that
money laughs at everything, even time
"All my arguing with the old fellow
uO HODd, SO sCt ~ 'C~n "a ~A-~
teeth In the meantime, however, told
my assistant to hasten around TO the old
mans hotel and make scientific search
Of his room. The westerner insisted
that he had drunk no more wine than
usual at the dinner, but I was satisfied
that he was deceiving himself. / had
not been long at the preliminary meas
urements when my assistant called me
out and handed me the teeth. He had
found them in the pillowcase, where
the owner had p1t them instead Of I'M
der the pillow
Il returned tbs teeth and IL railroad
man was so overjoyed that he did not
cancel the order. but told me to go
ahead with the teeth. They might come
in handy some time, he said He even
unbent so far as to admit that perhaps,
after all, he had drunk glass Of wine
too much the night before, and when l
sent him my bill received check for
double the amount from him. New
York Tribune
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
CHAPTER II.
THE ARCH COSSPIRATOR.

THE ARCH COESPIRATOR-
"Hist.''
The dark, scowling face Of Goldbug
Ben, the tool Of the Rothschilds, lit up
with savage glee.
1--WE have him now -
The two men addressed were both
emissaries Of Wall street, minions Of the
money power, as vile and despicable as
himself.
II have the proof that this graduate Of
Coin Is Financial school is an impostor :"
His hearers can scarce restrain start.
eyes," continued Goldbug Ben.
"Those whiskers, which the free silver
ties swear by, that beard, whose silken
superfuity has almost secured him the
coveted place Of PETER, a,e"-he paused
moment, noting the open mouthed
amazement Of his accomplices-"false !.
"And. Furthermore, he holds mort
gage on my farm, payable only in gold :"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02

A nobleman once entered into Gun
spiracy against the Russian emperor
and was sentenced to Siberia His eyes
were bandaged, and he was put into a
dark carriage, and for seven days and
nights they travelled on and on, only
stopping to take food. At last he felt
they must have reached Siberia, and in
the utmost anguish he perceived that
the carriage had stopped, and the band
age was taken off his eyes, and-he wa,
in his own home! He had been driven
round and round St. Petersburg the
whole time, but the fright cured him. -
Young Ladies' Journal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
THE BARBER'S REVENGE.
A Tale Of . Talkative Tonsor;al Arts
and His CRUZ Customer.

and His Grun Customer.
As he threw himself back into the
embrace Of the cushioned chair Of
Union square barber shop he scowled
Gercely at the barber and buried his
face in the newspaper. But the barber
didn't mind the ugly opening. He
leaned over, garroted the tonsorial pa
tent with towel and painted his face
with lather. When be had fipfapped
a razor once or twice along the strop he
began mildly:
"Nice day. sir"
"Oh. is it::' answered the other.
The barber looked startled, but he
tried again.
paper says we're going to have nice
weather now
Thanks. was the answer, Il know
how to read myself y
At this rebuff the barber kept 81.
lence. But he shaved against the grain,
tweaked the others nose and daubed
soap into the corner Of his mouth. The
gruff man swore softly, the barber
smiled. and as q final act Of violence
grabbed the other by the top Of the scalp
and twisted his head until the cervical
vertebra crealled again.
Say" cried the gruff man, my
bead amt no roulette wheel"
But still the barber shaved On in 81.
lence. He shaved and shaved, scraping
the skin so close that it showed ragged
under the blade Then, leaning over, he
grabbed a handful Of raw and tender
skin and rolled it between his fingers
until the other groaned aloud. AS the
tear drops stole down the scarified face
the barber administered the final taunt !:
"Do you shave yourself, sir:''
"No," roared the gruff man, leaping
up in the chair, II shave my grand
mother and sisters nieces"
Then he buried his face in the paper
and the barber smiled and smiled and
smiled, while he rubbed alum into tho
sore spots On the victims chin. New
York World.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
MOuerty.

Tie confidence Of musicians in their
own accomplishments is often matter
of merriment to other people. A certain
pianist had performed several sonatas,
to the not too great delight Of a private
company, when the hostess thought
proper to compliment him moderately.
Your playing is remarkably fine, Mr.
Keys" she said.
The pianist waved his hand deprecat-
ingly.
Really, madam" he said, 1.-The
credit does not belong to me. if am
endowed with genius by higher pow
rp'-Youth's Companion
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
WHEN WOMAN is NOT GRACEFUL.
Conditions Under Which She Manages to
Look Absurd.

Conditions Under Which She Manages to
Look Absurd.
Why is it that, Notwithstanding the
worship accorded to woman in the alb
stract, she generally manages to look
absurd under conditions wherein men
try to keep their dignity: Is it stereo-
typed convention which hampers our
judgments, or are these things really
facts? For instance, there is nothing re-
markable in an old gentleman crossing
street or even walking in gale Of
wind, but place an elderly woman,
somewhat portly, in the same situation,
and the result is caricature. Her pet
ticoats outline her shape absurdly. a
vast expanse Of stocking fills doubt
full gap, and her feet seem to struggle
helplessly.
Few women can enter a carriage,
mount the steps Of coach or hurry in
to hanson gracefully, while the spec
tacle Of a woman getting into boat is
far from pleasing. A stout lady on a bi.
cycle gives fair cause for ridicule, and
yet fat people dance far more lightly
and buoyantly than thin people. The
simmest girl cannot run prettily, and
as for football, we have seen the re-
suits.
But. to leave the sphere Of athletics,
a dowager in low dress is far from
pleasing, while the multiplicity Of OBJ
jects carried by woman when out shop.
ping seems to hamper and render her
movements awkward She has none Of
the convenient pockets affected by mer.
she is always seeking for her pocket
handkerchief or struggling to extract
her purse from the black folds Of her
gown, or burdened with an umbrella,
parcel satchel or with her dress it.
self. On journey she is hot and fus-
tered and in a hurry and numbered
with many cares, while man drops
easily into his seat, unfolds his paper
and smokes or thinks, impervious to
fate. A woman is only really graceful
when she is at rest, lolling in carriage
or sitting in a drawing room or else
dancing, when she has the genius for it.
London Graphic.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02

Home, Sweet Home, " Payne song,
was originally number in the opera
"Clari. the Maid Of Milan" produo.
ton brought out in 1928. The opera
was q failure, and nothing is now
known Of 1t save the one song, which
became instantly popular. Over 100, 900
copies were sold in the first year Of it's
publication. and the sale in one form or
another has been constant ever since the
first appearance Of this beautiful theme.
The melody is Sicilian folk song and
was adapted to the words by Payne
himself. st Louis Globe. Democrat
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
NATURES INSTRUMENT.

The brook which gurgles on It's way
And wh.rls beneath the old brush fence
Makes music in my ear today;
lis one Of natures instruments
Iseem to hear 1t dash along,
Impatien. at the hind ring stones,
Yet leaping gayiy in its song
OF mingled Joy and nonotones.
E'ea when a boy II e'er hA1
A sottened sense Of worldly pain
The cadence Of that brook song glad
Restored my happy sell again.
And now above the irksome round
To which this noisy world g.rAs vent
hear a sweet, relieving sound,
The strain q natures instrument.
joe Cone in Boston Traveller.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02

Mrs. Ednah Cheney remarks: 1T has
always been my test for spending Sun
day to see how one gets up on Monday
morning. If on that morning work
seems sweet and you are ready to
do it heartily and happily, then you
have spent your Sunday to some pur-
pose. I don't care whether 1t is in
church or out, in the fields or in your
quiet home with book in your hand,
or playing and frolicking with the chill
dren. But however you have spent Sum
day the test Of it Is that the dawn o6
Monday seems blessed and good and
hopeful "-Philadslphia Ledger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
Silver States BOARDING Gold.

Silver states do not seem to have any
prejudice against gold in carrying on
their own financial affairs. Utah banks
hold twenty-one times as much gold as
silver, Arizona banks nine times as
much. The Colorado banks possess over
$1,000, 600 in gold and only one tenth
Of the amcunt in silver! While this is
eminently judicious i, is not conclusive
reason for piling up mountain Of sill.
yer III the United States treasury
"aults. st. Louis Globe Democrat.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
A Silver MonOmaniac.

They say fellow in Henry county,
Mo-, is SO cranky on the silver question
that he digs up all the goldenrods and
marigolds, raises white corn and won't
speak to his wife because she has golden
hair, is forever denouncing the gold
cure, won't keep the golden rule and
doesn't want to enter the golden gates.
Evanston IVY. News-Register.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
How to BE Womsnly,

Mile Newgirl-I know my eye il
black, mamma, but you ought to see
Maud Nouveau's-both closed, and her
cheek Is all pulled. Besides, she hit me
first
Mn. Newgirl-Never slug except in
sell defense, darling. Remember thih
rule always and you will grow up .
sxq4- womauly woman. - New York
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02

Near Modena, in Italy, the petroleum
gatherers dig hole in the ground, and
It Is speedily filled with the oil
she-Even though you do not admire
Browning, you must admit he makes
one think. Mr.. Chapleigh.
He-Ya-a-as That's precisely why /
object to him.-Harlem Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
CHAPTER III.
THE DAY OF RECKONING

THE DAY OF RECKONING.
Another meeting Of the Populists Of
Kansas. But this time there were omi-
nous looks and fierce gestures on all
sides For was it not rumored that their
idol, Free Silver Sam, wore false whis-
kers and held gold mortgages:
Calmly the Boy Bimetallist faced the
angry throng.
Friends, be said, "it is true Iwore
false whiskers, not with any intention
of deceiving you, but as disguise be-
meath which I could better track and
bring down the game l sought, Goldbug
Ben and his gang, the tools Of the
Rothschilds and the minions of the mon
ey power.
"And the gold mortgages:" clamored
the crowd.
That" and Free Silver Sam paused
impressively. was so that, like our
great leader, Senator Steward. I might
pay back the goldbugs in their own
COIN"
Ito be discontinued at once.l
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
Crjlst Fate,

"dere is another one of them plutes,"
lsid Mr.. Dismal Dawson, "in the paper
that says he never was SO happy as when
he was working by the day
"Well:" ventured 5lr. Everett Wrest,
with languid interest.
"Well. you say? Wy, 1t is jist this.
Here is Teller that really likes work
rollin in more money than he kin count,
and here is you and me, that money
would do some good. l guess you know
where we ere at without no furder
words. "-Cincinnati Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1896-01-02
In Trouble.

You see, said the lean MN with
the yellow vest, at was dark when l
got home, and the girl met me in the
ball, and l saluted her quite affection.
ately. Then my wife got mad"
Il reckon" said the fat man.
Il explained that had mistaken the
girl for her, which was q fact. Then
the girl got mad, and now 1 am roaming
around trying to find another girl -
Indiauapal.s JOurnal