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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18
Tried the Effect of a Title.

Among the neighbors who an
noyed Carlyle none perhaps gave
him so much trouble as the boys
who played about near his house.
They made no secret of their dislike
of the philosopher and stood in
dread of his stick when he went
abroad. James Waylen. who did a
great part of the research for the
Cromwell" and who was at Car
lyle's house almost daily, was one
morning standing on the doorstep OF
the house in Cheyne ROY waiting to
be let in when enc of these young
urchins came up to him in a defer
entail manner, and touching his cap
said: "Please. sir, would you ask
Lord Carlyle to give mo my top? It's
tumbled down his airey." During
the mornings work Carlyle and
Waylen chuckled together over the
corciliatory title which tho lad had
created for his ~enemy.-Westmin-
ster Gazette.
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ON A BRASS SUNDlAL
dated 1919. |

lDdlt0 lcto.
You nave marked the passing hours
Upward of three hundred years,
But there is never a sign ncr IL trace
OF all you have seen and known,
Never a glimpse III your face
Of the eladness. tine Joy and the tears
That have past in three hundred years
You have only to count the hours,
Not the sorrows and wees of men,
The hopes thaty ere crushed and blighted.
The deeds that still live in story.
The lives that were love united,
For love. alike now as then,
Is the mightiest power among men.
Time, which destroys SO much,
Whose servant and slave you are,
Who holds the worll in his grasp
: And who slayeth all men at last
For none may escape his clasp
On love leaves never a scar;
He is powerless to hurt and mar.
Is For time Is of this world only.
And, though he doth all things Stay,
Yet for us remaineth u distant shoro,
= Where be shall he powerless to harm us,
Where love is triumphant forevermore,
And doubt and distrust are passed away.
And that which was faithful will ever stay
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18
CATS AND DOGS.
zae Moods, Tempers and Natures of th.
CANNES and Fe13nas

.%ANh athkD " u III
CANNES and Felines.
Cats do not take punishment as
dogs do. Their tempers rise, and il
struck they are apt to strike back,
but beyond a gentle cuff to a kitten
now and then / and a scolding or ar
exclamation of rebuke enough. They
are also less intelligent and forgiv.
ing than a dog if unintentionally
kicked or trodden On. There is nc
more beautiful expression in a dogs
face than the look he turns to the
friend who has involuntarily hurt
him before there IS time to explain.
His whole demeanor expresses the
highest magnanimity, not only the
foregone pardon, but the eager de.
sire that the offender shall think no
moro of the mattor.
In many respects cats are more
like men and women than dogs are.
They have moods. and their nature
is complex. A dog is very much of
a piece. He is a good dog OF a bad
dog, brave Or cowardly, honest Or q
sneak. Tho canine intelligence is
much higher than the feline, but tho
disposition is simpler.
Cats + exceedingly irritable by
temperament, sensitive to changes
of the weather, to frost, to thunder.
They aro excitable and naturally
disposed to bite and scratch when
at play. There is a curious tendency
in them, as in i'll balanced or over.
strung human beings, to lose their
heads when in high spirits, and the
self command most of them.show
when full grown in resisting these
impulses is a striking proof Of con-
scious responsibility. A full grown
pet cat scarcely ever scratches a
young child, no matter how much
mauled by it. Besides being irrita-
BILE they arc moody and subject to
depression, probably a physical re-
action from the former condition.
Princess, though not q sullen cat,
would sometimes forsake the hearth
or veranda and pass days by herself
on q garden wall or under o bush,
not i'll or out of temper, but out of
spirits, morbid and wishing for soli-
tude instead of the sympathy which
she always sought in her real all
ments and bereavements.
Her peculiarities, both of race and
individuality, were remarkably de.
fined, even when she held them in
restraint; but, with one exception,
all the cats | have known are cap.
tious. Their instinct when i'll or sad
is to be alone, but this is entirely
noutralized by petting. They be-
como as dependent on caresses and
sympathy as children and much
wiser than children when they are
i'll or injured, as they apply for re-
lief with the most unmistalzable
suggestions, sometimes indicating
plainly whore they are in pain and
presenting the suffering member for
treatment. They are not so patient
as dogs in taking medicine or sub
hitting to surgical care but show
their recognition of its benefit by
coming back for it under similar
circumstances .-Templo Bar.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18

"Mabel, I think all you girls that
wear coats and vests ought to wear plug
hats" said Charlie.
"Do you, Charlie?' answered Mabel
sweetly. well, I think you men that
part your hair in the middle would look
most awfully cunning in side combs. -
Louisville Courier. journal.
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A Veterans Opinion,

las you advance further in your
art" said Gounod to C young poet,
you will come to think of the great
poets of the past as I now appreciate
the great musicians of former times.
When ! was your age, I used to say
Il at 25, I said I and Mozart;' at
40, Mozart and Il now / say MO
Rart.' "-Epoca.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18
A Typical English Joke.

A young woman stepped into the
witness box at the Southwestern DO
lice court and began TO tell the mag
istrate that she had run away from
home.
MI. Plowden (interrupting)-And
you want my advice?
Applicant-If you please, sir.
Mr.. Plowden-You ran away from
home?
Applicant (expectantly)-Yes, sir.
Mr.. Plowden (dryly)-Run back
again.
Amid the laughter of the court
the fugitive hurriedly left. -London
Globe
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18
Bricks,

There is no building material so
durable as we'll made bricks. In
the British museum are bricks talk.
en- from the buildings in Nineveh
and Babylon which show no sign of
decay or disinteeration, although
tho ancient did not burn or bake
them, but dried them in tho sun.
The baths of CaraoaI,a and of Titus
in Rome and the Thermse of Diocle.
tan have endured the ravages of
time far better than the stone of the
Coliseum,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18
A Sad Case.

II would be mighty willin to work."
Mr.. Dismal Dawson explained. "if I
was only able"
"You look ablebodied enough" said
the sharp nosed lady. "What is thereto
prevent your w~orking?" IS
"Me pride. indianapolis Journal. =.
4.
The spice known as the common
Glove is the undevelopel bud Of the
Caryophyllus aromaticus.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18
What He Lacked

Kenrard-I wish l were u rumor.
Lucie-Why soi
Kennard-So that ! might gain curren.
oy.-Truth.
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Representation

my corns seem to know when It u 60.
Sag to rRiu.a'
"Wfss ao..H- - Il 'wrsra "-netroda
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The Old Woman Enough Tor Him.
"What do you think of tho new wonl
am"
Il don't think of her at all. Ny old
woman gives me all thinking to do that
I've time for.'-New York Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-04-18

Twenty years ago England pro-
duced nearly. three tines: "a much
iron. 40 the United statas.
The herald., 1896-09-13

a committee of men who favor woman
suffrage should be appointed to look af-
ter the Chinese voters in this commun-
ity. She boasted that this committee
was the only one in the city that had the
honor of having gentleman for secre-
tary. Mr.. Thomas Preston then read
the minutes of the previous meeting in
which was incorporated the now famous
concurrent resolution from the Wyom-
ing legislature endorsing and recon-
mending woman suffrage. Mrs. Lucy
Blanchard read a very logical paper on
The Elective Franchise Mr.. Mayo dis
cussed the paper and related his expert
ence with woman suffrage in Colorado,
where he resided and where he went to
the polls with his wife and found 1t did
not disturb their domestic machinery.
Mr.. Charles johnson, a young man or
earnest convictions on the subject under
discussion, made a telling speech saying
that women were needed now in politics
to correct the mistakes men have been
making. Mrs. Rebecca Spring, who has
believed in the ballot for women for over
fifty years, then gave little talk which
was much enjoyed. A reading from Sa-
mantha Allen by Mrs. kronnick was at
once amusing and instructive. Mrs.
Mcclure then took charge of the ques-
ton box when many questions were
asked and answered. Mr.. Rees, IN an
swer to question, said he had never
found logical reason for the disfran-
chisement of women The program was
interspersed with campaign songs.
The herald., 1896-09-13
CITY BRIEFS

Just received, full line Of the Gate
City stone filter, the most satisfactory
filter in use. u. l.. Parmelee Co., 232 and
234 S. Spring st.
Among the building permits issued
yesterday was one to the Spreckels
Bros. company for brick warehouse
between Second and Third streets, near
Santa Fe avenue, to cost $4,000. q. A.
and j. N. Olshausen also took out per-
nit for a two-story brick block on the
west side of Broardway, between First
and Second streets. to cost $4,000.
Conservative buyers do all appreciate
the great 10 per cent discount sale now
going on at the Queen shoe store, 1862
and 1854 N. Main street, where infants
shoes are sold from 25 cents pair and
upwords. Childrens' shoes from go cents
and upwards and others in the larger
grades at prices that command immedi-
ate sale.
Una Rebekah lodge gave a poverty
party Friday evening at Memorial hall,
l. o. O. +. temple, which was well at
tended. A program and dancing were
the features of the evening. Mrs. Wood
and MI Wilcut received the prizes for
wearing the most poverty stricken cos
tunes. Much fun was created by the
fines imposed on those who wore their
good clothes"
The funeral of M. D. Sharp, the man
run over and killed by an electric car
near Sherman on Thursday night, will
lshment of Orr & Hines, on South
Broadway today. Sharp, it has been
ascertained is of a good family in Eng
land, his father having once been mayor
of Liverpool. His brother lives in this
city and has charge of the burial.
The herald., 1896-09-13
LOOKING FOR A JOB
Chief Glass Besleged With Persons Who Want
to Be Hospital Steward

AS result of the article published in
yesterday mornings Herald giving an
account of the escape of a prisoner from
the receiving hospital connected with
the new city jail, Chief Glass was yes
terday overrun with applicants for the
position of steward in the hospital.
1t was stated in an interview with the
chief that he considered it impracticable
to use prisoners as nurses or stewards in
the operating room or wards, and that
he should probably bring the matter up
before the next meeting of the police
commissioners and endeavor to secure
paid attendant. This was seized on
by a number of enterprisng persons,
who straightway posted off to the chief
and made application for the expected
position.
He, of course, was obliged to tell all
corners that it was not in his province
% appoint anyone; that there was no
'acancy and would be no position to fill
Until the commissioners saw fit to rec
ommend and the council to allow it.
Nevertheless, the applicants contin-
ued to come until S o'clock, when, with
sigh of relief as he closed his office
door, the chief remarked that he hoped
there would not be another prisoner
escape in hurry, nor a prospective va
cancy occur in the department.
The herald., 1896-09-13
JONES HELD FOR TRIAL
The Alleged Bank Burglar VIII Have to Answer
In the Superior Court


At $40 Yesterday afternoon, before
Justice Morrison in the police court,
the preliminary examination of Fred
L, Jones on charge of burglary was
taken up where it had been left Off the
day previous, and concluded, the de-
fendant being held for trial under bonds
of $4,000 and committed to the custody
of the sheriff.
The first witness called to the stand
was Il. Guzman a Mexican carpenter,
who resides at the corner of ora anu
Upper Main streets. Guzman was the
man employed by Jones to make the al
terations in the rear of the saloon, ana
the one who covered up the cellar steps,
cut the trapdoor and built the closet
around it. all under the direction Of
Jones. The witness told of how he had
never been permitted to enter the Gel
lar. and one day when he wished to go IN
to get some material, Jones stopped him
and went in himself for the lumber.
A bartender named Charles Martin
was the next witness. He had often been
in Jones saloon on Commercial street.
both before and after Jones left the city
so suddenly. About two or three days
after Jones' departure he went in there
one night, and Newlands, the bartender,
told him he believed Jones had skipped
out, and, as he owed him some money,
he was going to take charge of the place
and secure his wages. Newlands sail
he believed there was some whisky and
wine in the cellar, but that Jones had al
ways carried the keys He asked Mar
tin to go into the cellar with him and
see what was there. They locke l
around and finally found key which
fitted the closet door, lifted the trap
and entered the cellar, discovering the
mouth of the tunnel and other evil
dences of the attempted bank burglary.
Detective Walter Auble was the last
The herald., 1896-09-13
won by score of 10 to q The score by

won by score of 10 to 2. The score by
innings follows:
34567S9
Tufts-LyGn ........S / 0 0 3 5 2 x-19
Tufts-Lyo Arm Co., base hits IL.
San Diego High school, basehits s..
errors y.
THIRD GAME.
The third game was between the San
Luis team and the northern champions,
ALAMEDA Alerts. The Alerts won this
game hands down by score of 90 to z,
in five innings, when the San Luis Obs
pos, seeing they had no chance against
the sturdy Alameda boys, gave up.
There We're no features in this game
worthy of note, unless it was the i'm
prnity with which the Alerts ran bases.
Score by innings follows:
Alameda Alerts... ........5 IL ID
San Luis Obispo. ..........1 "
| Alerts. base hits IA, errors 4.
San Luis Obspo, base hits 5, errors II.
FOURTH GAME
The fourth and last game was the
game of the day, as the Alerts' and Tufts
Lyons met to settle the championship,
neither club having lost a game in the
struggle for the Examiner trophy.
Tufts as the first man up and was
quickly retired, as We're the next two.
The Alerts scored one in their half of the
first inning and Alert stock went up.
1t was in the fourth inning that the
home club secured their first runs. They
then scored two, entirely on errors of
the Alert infielders. In the fifth they
got one more, and in the seventh four;
in the eighth, five--in all twelve. The
Alerts had the lonesome one they got
across the plate in the first inning.
TEha game WAS one Of thp most exciting
ever played on the grounds, the one
sided score Notwithstanding. Mickey
was an enigma to the Los Angeles boys
until Monde got a hit in the seventh,
which was starter, and six more fol-
lowed quickly, one a double and one a
three bagger. Both long hits were
made by Harvey, who certainly distin-
guished himself in this game. His
pitching was simply phenomenal, but
one hit being made off his delivery. His
support was almost perfect, Held being
credited with two and Tufts with one
error, the balance of the team playing
perfectly.
Henry's superb catching and throwing
and Buck Franck's infield work was OF
the gilt-edged order. The entire Alert
team put up great game, with the
| exception of Bird at short, who had al
off day: w. Hammond especially dis
tnguished himself behind the bat. Nc
Ney anu JdCODSOH ndue d DrllllanL QOu-
Bile play.
The game came very near being
called twice-once when the umpire
made q miserable decision, giving bat
| ter and base runner both a base on {
balk, and again in the seventh inning
when the Alerts wanted the game called
Mr.. Lawrence, who has charge of The
Examiner tournament, promptly cam,
| to the front and ordered it played out
and after considerable discussion an(
! when the bleachers got tired of abusing
| the umpire, the game proceeded. Mr.
| Tyler and his contortions did not sue
ceed in rattling Mickey a little bit.
Following is the complete score:
ALAMEDA ALERTS,
The herald., 1896-09-13
FINANCE COMMITTEE
Rscomn) )endatlons Adopted at the Msseao9
Held Yesterday


The finance committee of the city coues
Gil met yesterday an1 adopted the follow.
ing for submission at the meeting on 0ons.
day:
Recommend petition No. 791 from Geor9o
II. Heiser be filed, as the matter therel1
referred to has been already acted upon.
Recommend that demands OF Samu9a
c. Gordon, $780, Samuel G. Gordon, u0;
Samuel C. Gordon, $3.50; Samuel G. GoTdons
ms, $14l; Samuel c. Gordon, $50; Charle1
p Bockins, STA; Title Insurance and Trust
company, $50; W. 9: Schreiber. $1z6; =: 81.
Stoll &, Thayer $3.50; Stansbury & Moore,
s72s.40; George F. Paulk, 75; N. McCreais
$$e1. +; N; Wales, $l44; Beck ;6i;. Bfo;s:.
$40; W. q. Schneider, si5o, and the Daily
Journal. $6, be denied.
In the matter. of the report Of the co1-
for Saance he opefpsE pef g a snd as
that they be allowed to pro rate said
amount to the property owners who nave
paid the same at5er dedbuct1ng ,bs fSr
tribution, we beg leave to report that ~
many of the cases for the opening ana
widening and extending of streets where
the property owners are entitled to rebates
| the clerk hire for making up pro raIa
amounts necessary to be returned would
amount to more than the amount actually
recommend that the city clerk be M
structed to make up. list of al! streets
which have been fully completed ana ~
| that he make up the proper pro rata re-
bates on each case and file demands
against the said funds in the names OF the
property owners who are entitled to the
I rebates in order that those sums may be
returned in this manner the entire amount
| of the balance can be returned to the
| sessments paid without any deductions On
amount of clerical service
The herald., 1896-09-13
WestIake PARK concsrt

Following is the program for the reg
ular concert of the Seventh Regiment
band, George Cam, director, at West
lake park this afternoon, commencing
at 2:30 o'clock: aN
March, Majestic Harmony, r. Wag-
ner.
Valse, La Stella d'Amore, W. A. Phil.
lips. Pc
Spring Song, Mendelssohn.
Selection from Freischutz, Weber.
Caprice, Zanzibar. j. F. Glider.
Overture La Gazza Ladra, Rossini.
Concert mazurka. La Czarine. L.
Came.
Descriptive fantaise, Cavalry charge
Luders.
Bolero, La Belle Madrid, Abbiate.
Finale, Fairy Bells, Lumbye.
The herald., 1896-09-13
PERSONALS

r. H. Kimball, advance agent of ire
Heinrich Opera company, is registered
at the Romona.
John Simpson, commercial agent of
the Southern Pacific railroad at Santa
Barbara, is at the Ramona.
j. c. Hizer of the firm of Hizer & Co..
of San Diego, agents for Wanamaker &
Brown, is registered at the Hotel Ra-
mona.
DIR. Jules F. Roth returned yesterday
from Europe, after an absence of six
years. While on the continent he con-
tinued his study in medicine and sur
gerry in Paris, Brussels and Antwerp.
He intends to make this his home, resid-
ing with his parents at 1884 South Olive
street.
Frank Woodbury., deputy clerk of the
supreme court, returned yesterday with
his wife from a vacation of little over
month, a portion of which time was
spent in San Francisco. They are now
at home at No. 1889 Hill street.
The herald., 1896-09-13
POLICE COURT PROCEEDINGS
But Little Business Transacted Before Justice
1Orrson Yesterday

Five drunks. three vagrants and thre.
disturbers of the peace were tried in
the police court yesterday before JUS
tice Morrison and their cases disposed
of, this being the sum total of business
for the day, save the conclusion of the
examination of Fred l.. Jones, the al
legged bank burglar, and the continue
tion of several matters for trial.
William Coultas, w. NJ johnson and
Charles Scott, three young sports who,
while under the influence of liquor,
raised a row on Alameda street, were
tried for disturbance of the peace. The
men were shouting and yelling at some
of the frail inmates who inhabit that
locality, and Coultas was shown to have
thrown brick through the window Of
a crib. He was fined $15, johnson was
discharged and Scott got IS for his fun.
They paid up and departed, sadder and
wiser.
Trial of the charge of disturbing the
peace against Thomas Burns and Fl. l..
White, proprietor of the Pawnee saloon
on Main street. who engaged in fight
in the place a few nights ago, was con-
tinued until the 18th for hearing.
The examination of Henry Hayden
alias William Campbell, on a chrge o.
passing forged check for SIS upon
Henry Pfrmann First-street saloon
keeper, was to have come up for hear
ing, but, on motion, went over until the
18th inst.
Mrs. Mary Hopkins appeared to an
swer a charge of petty larceny. it being
alleged that she stole small sum from
one of her roomers in San Fernando
street lodging-house. Her case went
over until the 14th for hearing.
Justice Morrison was evidently in a
good humor with himself and the rest
of the world, as he gave to five drunks
who appeared but 50 each. while the
three vagrants were let off with ten
day floaters.
The herald., 1896-09-13
THE BASEBALL TOURNAMENT
A Great Days Sport at Athletic
Park
THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
The Tufts.Lyons Wins Out With the
Greatest Ease
The Alsrts Defeated by the One.Slded Score
Of u to Three Other Good Games
During the Day

The Examiner championship tourna-
ment at Athletic park yesterday brought
out an immense crowd. Both the graAd
stand and bleachers were packed, shd
the fair sex were out en- masse to cleer
Tor their favorites.
There were four clubs contesting san
Luis Obispo and Saticoy playing the
first game. which was called a 1880
a. m. with the Saticoys at bat Ihls
game resulted in favor of the San LUIS
Obispo boys by the close scorepl 10 g.
The feature of this game wasthe pat
terry work of both teams, tie lnllelo
work of Sharp and the battiIg OF red
derman, Sharp and Hardison Inc TAP
ulated score, which speaks 1or ltseil'
The herald., 1896-09-13
NATURES WARNING
estroyed. Doctor Shores can

irreparably destroyed. Doctor Shores can
cure you now.
Kidney Disease
Results In two ways by taking cold and
by overworking the kidneys IN separating
from the blood the catarrhal potsons which
cost by Doctor Shores famous treatment.
do your hands and feet swell?"
"Is this noticed more at night?"
SIS there pain In small of backy
Has your perspiration bad odor?
"ls there puffiness under the eyes?"
'Do you have to get up often at night!
rs there deposit in urine II left stand-
Don't neglect these signs and risk
Bright's disease killing you. Cure It now.
Liver Disease
The liver is affected by catarrhal polsons
extending from the stomach into the ducts
by Doctor shores famous treatment.
DO you get dizzy?"
do you have cold feet?' 4
"Do you feel miserable?'
do you get tired easily?"
"Do you have hot flushes?"
Are your spirits low at timesT'
"Do you have rumbling in bowels?"
ing disease of the liver. If you have any or
all of them, seek Doctor Shores now and
be cured
OF the Stomach
Catarrh of the stomach is usually caused
by swallowing mucous which drops down
from the head and throat at night Quickly
cured with little cost by Doctor Shores
famous treatment.
'IS there nauSea?"
''Do you belch up gas?" II
Are you constipated?"
"1S your tongue coated?'
DO you bloat UP after eating?"
''Is there constant bad taste in MOUTH"
Now is the time to be permanently cured
Doctor Shores is curing hundreds every
week. 7H-"