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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-08-19
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ORGANIZED.


The Friends of the New Uln Man Orga
nize in His Behalf
Exactly 24s Voters Had Joined up to Las
Night.
a Reception Will be Held in Lind Honor
Saturday, August Goth.
Hon. Chas. A. Towne of Duluth Will lie
Present aud Deliver an Address.
A Lind Clue was organized at Turner
Hall last evening with exactly 24S mem
bers. each one of whom signed his own
:. The meeting was an enthusiastic one
and everything passed off harmoniously.
Temporary organization was affected
by the election of Fred Pfaenler as
chairman and Wenze1 Eckstein as secre-
tary.
The permanent organization resulted
as follows: J. J. Green was chosen as
president and three vice presidents were
selected as follows: Chas. L Roos for
the First Ward, VIM. Hummel for the
Second Ward and Albert Steinhauser for
the Third: F. W. johnson was made
secretary and Peter Manderfeld treasur-
er. The president, vice presidents, Sec
rotary and treasurer constitute the exec
utive committee,
1t was then arranged to hold a recep-
ton in honor of John Lind Satu, day
evening". August goth. At this meeting
Charles "A. Towne, the foremost advocate
OF bimetallism in the northwest will be
present and deliver an address. It will
undoubtedly be monster gathering.
The following committee was appoin-
ted to arrange for the meeting Chas. l..
Roos, Alb. Steinbauser, Andrew j. Eek
stein, Judge Brandt, G.. A. Ottomeyer,
DR.. L. A. Fritsclse, VIM. Hummel, Chas.
Rollof and Ben Juni.
The meeting then adjourned after brief
and enthusiastic talk by Carleton Brown
Of St. Cloud.
Rev. Carleton F. Brown, the St.Cloud
Unitarian was in the city yesterday.
The NederEand Life Ins. Co., writes
.afe, sound, low rate policy--one which
S simple business proposi1ien.
Mrs. Morck and children of Argyll,
Mimi, Mrs. Chas. Ristau of Wilnor, n.
D., and Miss Gastie Quense are here on
, visit.
The pepulists Of Redwood county held
| convention last Monday and elected
seven delegates for the state and seven
20 the congressional conventions. They
\ ere instructed for Lind for governor
md Day for congressman.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18

After the usual periodical blast against
The wild extravaganza with which Mrs.
Clatterby manages the household affairs,
Che burning of two bundles of wood where
one would do, and SO on, Mr.. Clatterby
winds up with:
I'D just like to have the running OF
this house for about one week. I'd show
you what could be done. There's no end
of little things that we might economic
on, and every little helps. Now we're get
ting an extra quart of milk a day. That's
only s cents a day, but that's $25 a year,
enough to buy shoes for all the children,
and stockings too. Why, gracious! there's
lots of things We might cut off and never
miss 'em at all"
"Well, JONAS" said Mrs. Clatterby,
suppose you try it and see what you can
do. You take the money this week, and
you run the house. If you think you can
run this house on what you give me and
buy clothes for the children and pay the
laundry and the gas and the 40 other
things that you don't know anything
about, why, you're nightly mistaken. But
you take the money, and you try 1t just
n week, and you'll'-
Then Mr.. Clatterby went off to smoke
his cigar and said no more. He crawled,
as usuaI.-New York Sun.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Didn't Drive to His Door,

One night a party of New York
railroad men strolled up Broadway
after dinner. Near Forty-second
street the conversation turned upon
the prices of cab hire in different cit
les. William Hayward, ex-railroad
commissioner of Connecticut, said
that New York cab fares were higher
than in any other city in the coun-
try.
Where L you staying?" asked
a New Yorker.
within six blocks was the re-
ply, land a cabby will not drive mo
to my door for anything near SIS"
Tho New Yorker made a bet of a
supper for the crowd that any cabby
would drive him to his door for 81.
Bring him along" was the reply.
The money was posted, the cabby
called and the address asked for and
given as: "St. Cloud hotel, fourth
floor. Drive up to the door" A mer-
rier party than tho one which drove
round to II of the Tenderloin owl
cafes would have been difficult to
find
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Proper Food In Diabetes.

Meat dishes of all kinds can be
used-green vegetables growing
above the ground. You know the
only thing to be avoided is sugar and
starch. Milk, with the white of an
egg mixed with it thoroughly, either
shaken OR beaten together, can be
used as food; also gelatin sweetened
with saccharine, favored with acid
phosphate or lemon. Baked apples,
apple snow, without sugar, are quite
palatable dishes. Simply stew the
apples, have them perfectly dry, press
through a colander, add to them a
sufficient amount of we'll beaten
white of an egg to make light and
float this on the top of cream. Tur
nips cut into blocks, thrown into
boiling water and allowed to stand
where they cannot possibly boil un.
til they are transparent and clear
+ exceedingly pretty and palatab4e.
After they + drained cover over
with a little thick cream, add sea.
soning of salt and pepper, and they
ale ready to serve.-Household
News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Olive OIL.

Nothing is better for the de1Aate
than olive oil as an article of diet.
Encourage tho semi-invalid who
finds cod liver oil distasteful to use
freely m%ayonnaise dressing, for
which a taste is easily acquired in
the very exceptional cases where it
is not natural. Here in a palatable
form are obtained all the properties
of the offensive cod liver, except
phosphate, which may also be agree
ably supplied-this by port wine.
For fragile children, mothers will
find a free use of the nutritious olive
oil invaluable. Not only should it be
taken as a tonic in the form of at.
tractive dressings, butt if there is any
tendency to weakness OF lungs it
should frequently be rubbed into the
chest. The pores of the skin will alb.
sorb it greedily by the handfuls, and
it is found to contain both healing
and strengthening properties. New
York Dispatch
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Warren's Great Farm,

Ex-senator Warren's ranch in
Wyoming cover an area Of rs by 100
miles and is stocked with 2,O00
horses, Is, 900 cattle and 120, OCC
sheep. The extreme length of Rhode
Island is so miles, and her extreme
breadth is 35 miles, her area being
1850 square miles. The area of Mr.
Warren's ranch is z, 500 square miles,
and it is therefore just six times
as big as Rhode Island
But let us not make haste to turn
the laugh On little Rhody. The War
rem ranch lacks but els square miles
of being. as big as Massachusetts. 1t
is bigger than Connecticut and two
Rhode Islands put together and
nearly four times as big rs Delaware
Boston Globe.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
The Story of the Young Painter.

A certain rich ma was very fond
of exhibiting his pictures in an o.
tentatious and patronizing manner
to artists of his acquaintance. One
day a young painter lunched with
him and was escorted round his gal.
lery, and the youth, wishing to cur
ry favor with q possible patron, ex-
claimed after every picture. And
a very fine specimen of that mas
terri The picture owner, however,
though he vas rich, had a sense Of
humor, and noticing his audience
sitting a yawn he said, Now. here
is a remarkably fine Salvolatile."
And a very fine specimen of that
masterr' exclaimed the artist enthu.
siastically. -1ondop Gapuswoman.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
A Dowry on Approval.

A curious custom prevails among
Roumanian peasants. When a Rou-
manian girl is of a manageable age,
all her trousseau, which has been
carefully woven, spun and embroid-
cred by her mother and herself, is
placed in a painted wooden box.
When a young man thinks of asking
to be allowed to pay his attentions to
the girl, he is at liberty first to open
the box, which is always placed cor-
%veniently at hand, and examine the
trollsseau. If the sutton is satisfied
with the quantity and quality of the
dowry, he makes a formal applica-
ton for the girls hand, but if, on
the contrary, the trousseau does not
please him, he is quite at liberty to
retire. -London Woman.
Her Weight.
Lady Ito her. husbandj-Iam grow
ing so fat that am beginning to feel
alarmed about it. Ihave just disoov.
cred that I weigh 240 pounds.
1.-TWO hundred and forty poundsl
And where did you get weighed?"
ION the butchers scales"
oh, then calm yourselfl You
weigh exactly halt. Figaro.
Graded.
The following sign may be seen before
a certain Montana restaurant: Meals,
One Dollar. Square Meals, One Dollar
and u Half. He'll Of q Gorge, Two Dol
lrs."--Yale Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
For Her Own Use.

He-Haven't you been doing something
to your house?
She-Oh, yes, indeed. 1t has BEEN en-.
tirely refltted. What do you think of the
decorations
He-Beautiful.
She-We like them. Then papa got me
this piano.
He-Well, well, isn't it greats
She--Yes, indeed. This tea table 10
also new. Don't you think the design ia
lovely?
He-Finel And amt those chairs some
thing newf
She-Oh, yes. And then we have added
to our rugs.
He-So l see. What good taste has beer
displayed! 1t is Lowell all through. But
there's N thing l miss.
She-What is that?
He--A nice sofa
She-That's my fault. I've been away,
you know.
He-Yes, I know. But what has thai
to do with itP
She-Mamma said she wanted me to Sc
lect the sofa myself.-New York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
T~elegr8phic Errors.

1t Is still a matter of curious spec.
ulation with many people how a tel
egram wings its way from one place
to another. The story of the Hiber-
MAN who hung his now boots on the
telegraph wire and on returning to
the place next day found a pair of
old ones in their stead is but a slight
e~xaggeration of occurrences known
to operators, says w. G. Eccles in
Popular Science News.
1t was q Kansas farmer who OBJ.
jected to the setting of a pole or two
on his land in order to string a wire
across it, because he didn't want it
printed in all the newspapers every
time he clicked the youngsters" In
vain the foreman of the line tried to
explain the groundlessness of his OBJ
lection.
II don't keer," tho farmer said
i've heern tell it kills corn"
There are still people who suppose
that their own chirography is trans.
mitted. please excuse bad writing
and spelling" is a postscript not un.
commonly added to a telegram, and
not absolutely a foolish addition,
for an operative who knows his bust.
ness knows enough to follow copy"
1t was a too smart Texas operator
that involved the telegraph company
in a suit for heavy damages by alter.
ing a sheep rangers spelling.
Meet me at Blank ville," the gen.
tleman ~telegraphed to his foreman.
"and be sure to bring Shep.'
Great was the rangers astonish.
ment, two days later, to meet his
foreman at the designated place with
a large flock of sheep and lambs,
which had been driven overland
nearly 100 miles. "Shep'' was the
namo of the rangers dog, but the
knowing operator had attempted an
improvement of tho rangers spell.
ing; hence the sheep.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Tough

Heavy Iragedian (at a local hote!)
--Prithee,s landlord, dwells there
within the rrecincts of this hamlet
machinist?
L~andlord-A machinist? Yes, sir.
Tragcd ,n-Then take to him this
bird of many springs. Bid him
wrench asunder tlles0 iron limbs and
then, for Il reealement, to chisel
slices from its u%nyielding BOSOM,
for we would dine soon. And, pray
you, do it quickly. Yon peas you
need not carry, for those, with dex-
trous management, we can swallow
whole. Away!-i.n lon Tit-Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
WOMEN WHO APE MEN.
Or. Parkhurst Calls Them "Andromaniacsr
aud Defines the Word. I

Or. Parkhurst Calls Them "Andromaniacsr
aud Defines the Word. I
There is an element In the com
munity-a small one, l would fain
hope, yet the size of a thing is no
measure of the disquiet it will pro-
duce, even as one little piping frog
in the meadow will outdo all the
crickets that are chirping in the grass
and all the whippoorwills that arc
singing in the air-there is an ele-
ment in the feminine world that is
suffering from what / shall venture
to call "andromania," writes the
Rev. Charles FL. Parkhurst in The
Ladies' Home journal. The word is
not an English one, for the reason, /
suppose, that the English language
makers never supposed that we
should need such a term. It is con
structed on the same principle as the
word Anglomania, which means a
passionate aping of everything that
is English. "Andromania" means
similarly a passionate aping of every.
thing that is mannish. It is an at.
tempt on the part of those affected
with the disease to minimize distinc.
tons by which manhood and woman.
hood are differentiated, whether as
regards their culture, their interests
or their activities. 1t is that animus
which permits a woman to imagine
that she has achieved a great tri-
umph if she succeeds in doing some.
thing that only man has hitherto
been accustomed to do, but that no
woman has hitherto availed to do.
II is that animus which excerpts to
having woman's public activities
along any line distinguished by any
designation OF sex, as when in a
neighboring city not long ago CON-
pany of women were organizing for
action in a field where masculine eff.
forts were already being exerted,
and they objected to having theirs so
ciety called 1.-The women's board OF
aid' on the ground that their mascu.
line analogues working in the same
field did not call their organization
1.-THE mems board of aid" Although
these two societies were occupying
the same ground, yet it was reason
able to expect that the two would
cover the same ground in quite DIFF
ferent ways, and if the women in
question had realized that fact as
fully as they ought to have done, so
far from wanting to exclude the term
women" they would have been
anxious to retain it and to have prov.
ed that their work was equally val,
liable.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
A Plea For Scum.

A learned doctor pleading for soup
on every dinner table says: "A per-
son comes to dinner weary and hun
cry and needs, first, something to
stimulate the secretions of the stom
ach. The first course, hot soup, does
this by its action upon the nerves
which control the blood vessels. TAX
ing the soup slowly is an aid to di-
gestion, and if not a favorite dish
fish OF oysters a be substituted,
serving the same purpose. The joint
or roast can then be taken withsben-
eft to the system, and the game,
vegetables and sweets should fol.
low in their order, not necessarily in
courses, for the plain family dinner.
however,"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18

A benevolent woman living at Glen.
dale, n. j., devOtes much of her time to
entertaining children who live in tho low
er wards of New York and who of course
have crudo ideas of country life. During
Christmas week this woman invited a
dozen Of the little u1chins to her house
and was rewarded for her trouble by the
thorough way in which the children en-
joycd themselves. In the party was ono
little girl scarcely 5 years DID. She came
from a crowded tenement house on the
east side and took the most intense inter
est in everything she saw. After a care
full inspection of everything on the parlor
floor of her hostess house she asked in a
curious tone, "Who lives down s~tairs2"
"We do" was the reply,
"Who lives up s~tairs?'
I'VE do"
"Wcll, who lives above that?"
Why, we do, of course said the host
ess, with much interest. what makes
you ask"
why, don't no Italians live in this
housef" asked the little tot in open eyed
wonder New York Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
SHE FOUND HIM.
FEW Women Would Have Thought Of II.
but She Did

=! have a wife that beats the world"
remarked the drummer in IL predatory
kind of q way.
Including yonrself?" inquired the ho
tel clerk.
Mentally and morally, yes, but not
physically, though 1 am not SO sure about
that that / would provoke her enough to
find out. Anyway, she's a daisy" he
went on, 'and I'll give you an example
Of what a Napoleoness she is under diff.
culties. Last simmer 1 was in New York.
and she was stopping in New Hampshire.
For some reason she took q notion to come
down where I was, and when she got to
the place where / had been stopping I
wasn't there, as / had changed my board
Ing house. The landlady didn't know
where l was, and hadn't told my wife
about my moving, for l did not expect her
to come for a week or so later and was
going to write her. Well, when she got
there and could not find me she was
stu1nped, for a lone woman Is decidedly
lone In a big town like New York. But
my wife is not one of the kind to sit down
and cry. On the other hand, she got up
straight and began to think how to find
me-, and she did it In a manner that was
surprising. 1t was about q O'Clock when
she came into town. BY 5 she had complet-
ed her scheme. and that evening about Z,
as l was talking to Il friend in front of the
Fifth Avenue hotel, l happened to be look
ing at that stercopticon advertisement
show just below Twenty third street on
that high building, and, by the powers,
the first thing l knew something was on
the screen that almost took my broati,
away"
Look at that says I to my friend.
What is itS' says he.
Read that message on tho screen,
snys /.
"'W. IL. Blank is wanted at his late
boarding house on Sixty-third street
Mary
BY gun, cid man, says he, that's
you
Right yen are says ], and in a
very few minutes l was there, and found
my wife waiting for me, and ticklcd al
MIST to death over the original way Of
finding me. Do you know of any other
woman in this country or any other, " CON
cluded tho drummer, that would have
thought Of such Il detective agency as that
to have found q lost husband?' And tho
hotel clerk wanted to take Up a collection
among the married men of the hotel for
u medal.-Detroit Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Painted Marble.

The new academy at Athens is
built of marble from tho same quar-
ries which furnished the marble for
the Parthenon, and its sculptures are
brilliantly decorated in red, blue and
gold. This might be considered bar.
barrie if it not classical, but
since the discoveries made in excava-
tons at Athens within the last 20
years it is no longer possible to
doubt that the ancient Greeks often
painted their choicest marbles in the
most gaudy colors.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Eaten UP With CURIOSITY.

Il would like to know very mooch,' - 70,
marked Nose Schaumburg to Pete Am
sterda,n, "if my bruddor Sam wash an
honest man.
I'm tell you how to find out II he is
honest or not" responded Pete. Next
time you go off on tho train take him
along to the depot and just before the train
leaves give him n $40 bill and tell him to
change it. If he comes back with the
change, then he is presumably honest"
But ven he don't come pack'"
"Then you lose your $lO."
"Shimminy grashusl It'd you suppose
for a moment, Misther Amsterdam, dot I
vas completely eaten up nit curioshity?"
Texas Siftings.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18

Steamer Connections for ALASKA,
HAWAII, JAPAN and CHINA.

Solid in construction, modern in i'm
prOvements.
Palace Sleeping and Dining Cars,
Buffet Library Cars, Family Tourist
Sleepers and high back seated day
coaches especially adapted for long dis
lance travelling.
Meals served on "pay for what you
eat' plan.
Through the grandest scenery in Amer
lea by daylight.
Reaches fine hunting, fishing, pleasure
and health resorts--Helena and Boulder
Hot Springs, Lake Mcdonald, the Koot-
enai,the Columbia, Lake Chelan and
Puget Sound.
Round trip excursion tickets to. points
east and west, with stop off privileges,
and choice of return route. Baggage
checked to destination.
Connects in season of navigation witt,
the magnificent steamships North West
and North Land running between Du-
luth and Buffalo.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Not Alarmed.

There's a price set on your headl'
growled her husband as he strobe fercely
into the room.
But she merely remarked. oh, it's
come, has it?"-Brooklyn Life.
Fireproof Stairways.
Professor Goodman of the York
shire college, writing on this subject,
says that it is a mistake to suppose
that stone stairs are safer than wood.
en- ones in case of fire. Stone is of.
ten the first material to fall in case of
fire. AS soon as the fire begins to
play upon the thin slabs of stone,
such as are used for stairs, they col
lapse with a crash. His opinion is
that iron Or steel stairs, incased in
coke breeze or broken brick concrete,
makes by far the safest staircase, so
far as the fire risk is concerned.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Only One Kind.

"'Alpine Heightsi'" exclaimed a pas
senger on a Northwestern suburban train,
looking out of the window and reading
the inscription ON a huge signboard erect
ed by a firm of enterprising real estate
agents. II don't see anything hat looks
like Alpine heights around here"
You don't?" said the passenger on the
seat in front. What do you call those
piles of lumber over there?"-Chicago
Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Sure of It.

Callcr-Is your sister in, my little mani
Willie Wise-She said if Mr.. Sweet
came, tell him she was sick; If Mr.. Rush
came, to say she was not in, and if it was
Mr.. Earl to say she was out with Mr..
Sweet. She said she'd give me u nickel If
/ got it right. / don't know which you
arc, mister, but FOL bet I'm goin to get
the misunderstanding Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Trapped.

Belle-And so you have accepted Harry
And you always laughed at the idea Of
marrying him.
Nellie-I know it. But when he pro.
posed l was all taken aba,k, and l ex-
claimed, do you take me for q foolf"
And no said: mo. l want you for my
self" 1t so astonishod me that he should
say anything SO bright that l said Yes
before l knew what l was doing.-Boston
transcript.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Art For Arts Sake,

The Old Woman-What a charming
%paintingl
The Young Woman-Yes, Mr.. Dauber,
that is surely your masterpiece. What is
the subject?
The Artist-Goodness! How car you
expect me to remember that? 1 haven't
touched 1t for two years. -Boston Budget
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
A Morning.

HAS the ice thawed in the dining
roomf"
Yes, Sir"
We'll, you just keep the fire from freez-
ing while we eat Observation-Disclosures
Conslitution.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18

The swords of the ancient Mexi-
cans were composed OF bits of flint
or obsidlan, set in a stick about the
length Of an ordinary saber.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18

II tell You what it u.s." said the
silly little f-sh to his long headed
mother, Il have been following your
advice and letting those nice, plump
worms alone long enough. I am now
going off on my own hook"
And he 7id.-Harlem Life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18

Every seventh year among the an
cient Jews was a Sabbatin year. No
labor was done, and the inhabitants
of JudRa lived on the natural prod
uce of the earth during this year.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Would Work TOrether.

New Girl (timidly)-I s'pose you are a
fine cook, mum?
Young Mistress-Bless me, no. / don't
know a thing about it.
New Girl (relieved)-Then we'll get on
fAmously, mum. don't either.-Tit~ Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1896-01-18
Stocked.

The Affable ~Stranger-I am a dealer In
plumbers supplies, and l called to see If
We couldn't do some business today.
The Polite Plumber-I'm afraid not,
sir. I have all the billheads l can use for
some time to come.-Life.