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Two Santa Monics Affairs

One Of the very swell Affairs Of the sea-
son was the tea given At Mrs. Abbott
Kinney's summer home at Santa Monica
Thursday afternoon to . large number
fully decorated for the occasion, there
was excellent music in attendance and
everything that could be desired to
make an entertainment replete with
pleasure. Refreshments under the
charge of Christopher were served on
the lawn and 10 the house. Among
those present were Mrs. Senator White,
Mr. and Mrs. Hoy. Mr.. and Mrs. Acker,
Mr.. and Mrs Kenneally, Mr.. and Mrs
Gorham. Mr.. and Mrs. Lester, Mr.. and
Mrs. Weyse, M. and Mrs. .Vawter, Mr. and
Mrs Moore. Mr.. and Mrs. Gibson, Mr..
and Mrs. Childs, Mr.. and Mrs. Alvord Mr..
and Mrs Corson. Mr.. and Mrs. Waring.
Mr.. and Mrs. Young, Mr. and Mrs. Rob-
ertson, Mr.. and Mrs. Tevis, Mr.. and Mrs
McKilrick Mr.. and Mrs. Francis, Mr..
and Mrs. Truman, Mr.. and Mrs. Keller,
Mr.. and Mrs. Modini- Wood. Mr.. and
and Mrs. Gaffey. Mr.. and Mrs. Hook;
Mines. Brooks, Ryan, Lester, Hamilton.
Hays, Doria Jones. Simpson, Wilcox.
Lillingston, Longstreet, Polhemus, Tan
ey, Baker, Upham, Gill; Misses Brooks.
Anderson. Kenneally. Gorham. Hamil
ton. Vawter. Noble Henshaw Truman.
Polhemus. Keeney, DIXON. Bowles. Har-
riet Bowles, Scott, Winston, Roberts,
Gill; Messrs. Creighton. Roy Jones,
Schuyler, Cole, Bandini, Gen. Sargent,
Chase, Campbell-Johnson.
Another recherche affair by the sea
was the croquet tea given on the lawn
of the Arcadia hotel Friday, the hos
tesses being Mrs. Mamie Longstreet.
Mrs. Ozro w. Childs and Miss Ysidora
Scott. The only thing to mar the COM
plete enjoyment of the gathering was the
absence of one of the charming hostess
es, Mrs. Childs. who was unavoidably
detained in the city, owing to a sudden
illness, and is still confined at the home
of Mrs. Emeline Childs. Otherwise the
gathering was q most delightful one
and enjoyed by a large contingent of
friends of the three ladies'
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HearfS Party

Mr. and Mrs. Botsford entertained a
number of their neighbors with progress
sive hearts at their home on Angeleno
Heights Friday evening. The affair was
informal and thoroughly enjoyed by the
following guests: Mr.. and Mrs. Pinney,
Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Innes, Mr.. and Mrs.
Haskins. Mr.. and Mrs. Guthridge, Mr..
and Mrs. Brand, Mr.. and Mrs. Snyder,
Mr.. and Mrs. Luckenbach, Judge and
Mrs. Bartholomew, Mr.. and Mrs. Grid
ley, Mr.. and Mrs. Rollins, Mines. Hall,
Millard and Keyser, Misses Latin, In
mes, Pinney, Messrs. Taplin, E. c. and
Herbert Laux, Fielding. Stilson and
Weaver. go .--l- -. l
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The Trio Throuph India

A trip through India was the subject of
an eloquent and instructive lecture given
under the auspices of the Forward
Movement club of the Young Men s
Christian association last evening by
Rev. F. II. Bicloford of Bombay. He in
troduced his hearers to the grains, trees,
soil and climate and then took up the
customs and spiced the whole with in
terestinS and amusing personal anec-
dotes in his own experience. A large
audience enjoyed the evenings enter
tainment. This afternoon 7. A Bailey
of Cork, Ireland. Will speak again at
o'clock
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At Long Beach

A pleasant party gathered in the par
lors of Miss Hattie Crawford Tuesday
evening, the occasion being the anniver-
sary of that lady's birth. Speeches of
congratulation and felicitatlon were ex-
tended and responded to. Refreshments
were served and those present passed a
very enjoyable evening. Those invited
were Mr.. Lewis kirkland, DIR. and Mrs.
w. G. Dobie,' Mr.. and Mrs. John Roberts.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Briggs, DR.. A. w.
Dillingham;, Mr.. and Mrs. q. H. Nc
Craken. Rev. and Mrs. w. P. Haworth
Miss Susie M. Johnson. Miss Josie Van
Alstine and John Armstrong.
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A Pretty Luncheon

Mrs. Robert j. Mohr received very in
formally Friday at her pretty Pasadena
Richardson of Lexington, Kentucky. A
large party went out on the electric
line from Los Angeles. A most delight
full luncheon was served and the after
noon spent in social converse. The list
of guests was as follows: Miss Darby,
Miss Richardson of Lexington; Mines
j. E. Scott Mcconnell, Lacy, Russell,
e. Fl. Enderlein, Wesley Clark NJ. c.
cfrav CO, Ts--~aeS'-- o. IT. Ia-~t. g. 49,.
Misses Sophia Lacy, Camilla Mcconnell,
Scott, Los Angeles; Mrs. Harmon, Re-
dondo; Mrs. M. G. Graham and Miss Col
lier, South Pasadena.
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LEGAL NOTICES
Notice of Sale of Franchise
NoTIcE G g IS IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT TT

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
Board Of Trustees Of city Of Redondo
| California, has received application for q
| franchise to construct, lay down. operate
graph plant and system, with all the neces-
| sary appliances, in the public streets of the
city city Of Redendo Beach, for the period Of
TO grant the same to the highest bidder. and
da 6s Of Ags Of At ~
propo5a 1r ts fcr the parehase "a 81
| term set forth below. at which time and
| place said franchise will be awarded to the
highest bidder. The following Is a, copy of
| ed awarding to. the successful bidder the
aforesaid nRplMs frRnShiss NST NtSSTit; Gt;o
An ordinance granting to o-
-------, successors and assigns.
| the right to place, erect and maintain poles.
mission of electricity for telephone and
telegraph purposes IN and upon tho
If sn6Ssdo seys ana public in the
the privilege of operating telephones within
said city.
The Board of Trustees of the city Of Re-
dondo Beach do ordain as follows:
Section l. The city of Redondo Beach
hereby grants to ----------------
operate in the stFeets alleys and public
hr % fo Gy by P9as Efs ana 81
electricity for telephone and telegraph
Sec. ?. Such wires or conductors shall be
stretched upon poles or other. fixtures
aooye groundd IN DAY weFkmanliks IN and proper
edge Of the au sdawaks HH S in 0G sed city a in
good and substantial manner, and shall be
kept painted, II The Board Of Trustees Of
grantee to move the location of any polo
whenever the public convenience shall re-
qnire the location of the same elsewhere,
said grantee
Sec. 8. The said grantee. or assigns, may
the said streets, alleys or public highways |
for the purpose of erecting and maintaining |
poles or other supports for said wires Of
said work shall be done in compliance with |
the necessary rules. reeulatiens, ordi-
eontnoance oef of This % frenc@hiee @ be adspted
from time to time by the Board of Trus-
tees of said city, and the same shall be
done t. the satisfaction of the said board OF
trustees.
Sec. 4. Nothing of this ordinance shall ht
ii Of sad city o
pairing or altering any of said streets or
thoroughfares herein mentioned.
Sec. 5. In consideration of the rights
herein granted, the said city of Redondo
Beach shall have the right to suspend and
maintain upon poles placed by the said
successors or assigns, in the streets and
thoroughfares aforesaid, any and all wires
which said city may require for fire alarm
and police telegraph service.
Sec. g. The rights. privileges and fran
be in force for the period of TWENTY-FIVE
(25) years, from and after the passage of
tlis ordinance.
Sec. I. This ordinance shall take effect
and be in force from and after its passage. |
The blank parts in this ordinance will be |
filed in upon its passage by inserting the |
name of the successful bidder.
S. D. BARKLEY,
26 City Clerk.
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A Day of Pleasure

A merry party Of young people drove
out to the pretty home of r. D. List,
Esq, beyond the University, early last
Thursday, where another contingent of
friends was met, and all were delight
fully welcomed by their young host and
hostess, Master Charles w. and Miss
Augusta List. On arriving, a dainty
cup of punch was presented to each Of
their guests and then an adjournment
was made to the extensive grounds. The
forenoon was quickly passed in games
and in rambling through the orchard
and gardens. Shortly after noon all
sat down to delicious lunch served on
the large lawn, each guest having a
Mckinley pin laid at his place. All
too soon the time arrived for leaving
and those of their friends who lived in
the city were driven home by their
young host, after having spent a day
the varied delights Of which will be long
remembered. Those present were:
Misses Augusta List, Ruth and Gretna
Tresslar, Florence Avery, Laura Gibbs,
Edith Winters, Cornelia Hatch, Leonora
Moorehead, Ethel Howland, Hattie
Griffith of Inglewood, Mary and Emma
Slaughter, Helen List, Lucy Stone, Hell
en- Satterleigh, Grace Winters, Virginia
List, Hattie Slaughter and Lulu Parker
Of Pomona; Masters Charles w. List,
George Luitwieler, Hugh Mcfarland,
Willie Dryden and Hugh Gordon; Mes
DANES List, Winters, Howland, McFar-
land, Dryden and Mr.. Tarrant.
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The Epworth league of the Boyle
Heights NJ. f. church are making prep
arations for a boating fete and social
to be given at Hollenbeck park on Thurs
day evening, July 23d. Light refresh
ments will be served and good music
VIII be provided. Everybody is invited
and general good time is expected.
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Womeo's Educational Society

A very pleasant social was given by
the Woman's Educational society ir
their new hall, 231 South Spring street
on Friday evening.
A delightful program was rendered
by the following young people: Plano
solo. Miss Grace Banter; recitation
Miss Virginia Bowman; recitation. Miss
Plumstead; vocal solo, Mr.. Fay Stephen
son; recitation, Miss Mildred Miller:
recitation, little Miss Baxter; vocal solo
Mrs. Alice Morley; recitation, Miss Fay
Morley; recitation, Miss Myers; piano
solo, little Miss Baxter; recitation, Miss
Grace Banter; piano solo, Miss Minnie
Montague; either solo, Mr. Beng; recita-
tion, Mr.. Wilson; recitation, Miss Kate
Swan; vocal solo, Vera Lothrope; reel
and Mrs. Thomas Haroty, Mr.. and Mrs
The herald., 1896-07-19

PACIFIC LOAN Co,-LOANs IN ANY
amount on all kinds of collateral secur-
s 1ty, diamonds, 1ewelry and seal skins.
also on pianos, furniture and household
goods In private lodging. and boarding
houses and hotels, without removal;
Partial payments received. Money
quick; business confidential: private office
Tor ladies. w. e. DEGROOT. Manager,
rooms and T. ia S. Spring st.
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Bon Ami Club

Mrs. L. A. Soholes was the hostess
for the Bon Ami club Thursday after
noon at her home on East Sixth street.
Conversation and needlework of a prao-
tical nature was indulged in. Although
social pleasures which its members de-
rived. the ladies have put their after
noon meetings to a most praiseworthy
USE in so much as sewing for the good Of
others. At present the members are
busy putting together a patchwork
quilt which will be raffled later for the
benefit of the newsboys' home. Those
present Thursday were Mines. Whomes.
Aylsworth, Reifenberick, Hatfield, Ed
ridge. Morris, Gerdes. Cotton, Fogerty.
Burgoin, Bowles, Webb.
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Frank b. Prussia, Miss Marie Kinney.
Messrs. Long. Dollinger. Murray, Wat
kins, Hunt. Wood, kirkland, Campbell,
Elmer Pascoe.
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10 LOAN-s10o TO s65O0, CITY OR COUN-
ty; we buy and sell street bonds and bank
stocks: money quick; notary public. LEE
A. MCCONNELL, 113 S. Broa lway.
Scu-tu-S-2S
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TO LOAN BARREL OF MONEY ON
diamonds, pianos, furniture and all first
class securities; business confidential
CREASINGER, 247 S. Broadway. rooms
I and 2. 5-29-tf
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If YOU NEED MONEY, THE SYNDI-
cate Loan Co. can help you out. They
ST., rooms 13 and IA. GEO. L. MILLS.
manager. ct
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FOR EXCHANGE. MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE-OR EXCHANGE; WELL
matched work team; Norman stock:
weight 1450 and 150O age and >: new dou-
BILE harness and Rushford wagon. 3ld axle
and tire; pine box top buggy. horse and
harness; new Bunner spring Concord
buggy and harness: also fine 100 10. la
dies gentle family horse, and 81 acres Of
alfalfa land ready to cut; for lots or house
Main st. 10
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TO LOAN-UNLIMITED AMOUNT FOR
small loans; no commission: light ex-
pense. SECURITY LOAN AND TRUST
CO., 223 S. Spring st.
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MONEY LOANED ON DIAMONDS
watches, jewelry. pianos, livestock, car
riages, bicycles, all kinds OF personal and
collateral security. LEE BROS. 402 S.
Spring st. S-2l
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FOR EXCHANGE-A CHOICE 5-ROOM
cottage and large lot, modern and com
value in Santa Monica lots. w II. DICK
1NSON. 10
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MATCHMAKING

TAKE THAT WATCH TO w. j. GETZ
for repairs. easonable prices work guar
anteed. 1886 s. Broadway. 1-15-97
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10 LOAN-MONEY IN SUMS TO SUIT
1t reasonable rates. WILLIAM f. BOS-
BYSHELL, 107 S. Broadway. 10-13tf
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FINANCIAL

U1fnoN LOAN CO.,
6dnson Block.
Loans money on ali kindssof coilaferal
security; watches, diamonds. seal skins
and furniture in lodging and boarding
houses and on pianos, without removal:
also on bonds, stockA. mortgages; low
dential: private office for ladies; room
s III. CLARK K.ISHAM, Manager rooms
Ill and IL, f1rst$door, Stimson block. TT
THE GERMAN SAVINGS AND LOAN
Society Of San francisco will make loans
on Improved 4ty ana country property.
ia tcafss lGen' Of 2! tis is from aon the title
Insurance and Trust Co. will be
accepted. ma>ring the expenses
on such loans very small. Build
ing loans speciality. Apply to
r. q. LUNT. Agent, 2T W..
Second. 6-15tf
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THE OWL LOAN COMPANY, 1191a S.
Spring St., upstairs. G. Smith, manager.
Money loaned on jewelry. diamonds.
watches, ETC.; cash paid for old jewelry,
gold and silver. Established 1883. If
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MONEY TO LOAN-CITY OR COUNTRY
property, 81 to net: personal notes or
security; mortgages bought and sold. If
you have money to loan or wish to bor-
row any amount call on JOHN l.. PAY
KOvICH, 220 w. First st. If
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POINDEXTER & WADSWORTH.B .BROK-
ers, rooms 30S-310WilcoX bldg, buy and sell
stocks, mortgages, bonds and any good
row or invest in real estate call on us,
collections made and property managed
Tor non-residents 2Stf
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1t is really hard to locate society at
present. The hotel lists at the different
watering places show very large per
cent of representatives Of Los Angeles
four hundred, yet any function given In
town seems to have on the hostess list
Of acceptances goodly number Of we'll
known names. The gay butterflies seem
to flock into town almost mysteriously,
or else they have only been away for
brief outing and return unannounced.
Among the particularly bright attrac-
tions Of the week was the afternoon tea
given by Miss Wills Friday, at her hos
pitable and pretty home on North
Broadway, in honor of the coming mar
riage of Miss Katherine Kimball, so
well-known in social and musical cir
cles Of this city, and Miss Gardener
another talented young musician of
Pasadena The two guests of honor con-
tributed to the short musical program
which was enjoyed; there were also
solos by Miss O'Donohue, pianist; Miss
Conger played very delightfully."-, and
there was song by Miss Jennie Wins
ton. Light refreshments concluded the
very delightful afternoon. Among the
guests were Mines. De Szigethy. L. A.
Thompson, Gardner, Wills, Conant,
Ogllvie, Becker, Kellar; Misses LIE
Moyne, Edith and Beresford Joy, Eta
Bicknell, Barnes, Kimball. Tyson. De
Groat.
A very jolly gathering was the dinner
Monday evening in honor Of Mr.. Joe
Burnille, given by Mr.. Glen Spence. A
charming dinner was enjoyed Thurs
day evening by Col. and Mrs. H. G.
Otis, Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Patterson, Col
and Mrs. J. NJ. c. Marble, their hostess
being Mrs. w. w. Stilson, who also pre-
sided over a pretty luncheon yesterday.
Covers were laid for ten. Exquisite La
France roses were gracefully arrayed
in the center of the table with maiden
hair fern. The drawing-room and IL
brary We're artistic and very fetching in
matillaja peoples. Mr.. Fielding Stilson
added to the pleasure of the entertain
ment by a vocal solo, and there was a
delightful piano selection by Miss Botts-
ford. The guests We're Mines E. B. Mil
lar S. c. Hubbell Mathuss, NJ. L. Wicks.
Johnson, o. H. Churchill, John Haynes,
Bottsford and Fielding Stilson.
Mrs. Fred Teale gave a pretty lunch
con Thursday complimentary to Miss
Spruance. The marriage of Miss Millie
Kurtz to Mr.. Horton was the most i'm
portant of the weeks events and that
had been anticipated with much inter
est. '.''- -y'y- -ss------'' I,'f-'s'
Speaking of weddings recalls to rseid
three that are looked for in the fall,
namely the Misses Maud and Mable
Rose and Miss Goodrich, and IL report
be correct others will be added to this
small though charming list Of names.
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WANTED-MONEY; IF YOU WANT TO
borrow or loan see us: notary public. e.
C. CRIBB & CO., 127i& W. Second st. 10
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Z. B. coHN,
The Los Angeles pawnbroker, 146 N.
Main ST., loans money on diamonds
watches. 1ewelry, firearms, pianos, IL
braries and adj other collateral securities;
also sells unredeemed pledges for money
loaned and one months interest added;
make no mistake. it is the reliable. l..
B. COHN, the Los Angeles pawnbroker.
q-lO
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q, ,00O, 900 TO LOAN ON GOOD CITYPROP-
erty: low rates: reasonable terms. P.
ALTSCHUL 40S S. Broadway. SO
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MONEY TO LOAN; REAL ESTATE: IN
surance: notary public. f. c. CRIBB
& CO., 1271a w. Second st. S-12
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THE SYNDICATE LOAN CO-MONEY
loaned on all kinds of collateral security,
diamonds, watches, pianos; in fact, any
and everything; no delay; business con-
fidential; private Office 1881 s. Spring St,
rooms 13 and IA. GEO. L. MILLS. man.
ager. SUIT
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$4,000 TO LOAN AT PER CENT IN
sums of $4,000 and over. NJ. T. O'DEA,
Fourth and Broadway. If
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WANT ED-TO BORROW

WANTED TO BORROW-I CAN LEND
your money from TO 10 per cent a month.
NEWLYN. 2S1 Byrne build. If
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TO LOAN-s1ooo TO $4,000 ON REAL. Es-
tate security ALLISON BARLOW 1913
8. BROADWAY. 6-7tf
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For EXCHANGE-DRAU HORSE;
wanted, buggy horse incubator. road
cart, mower, disc-harrow, furniture.
groceries, watch or useful exchange on
chicken ranch. Address ", box 81, Her
aid office. 10
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FLOWERS

FRESH CUT FLOWERS FOR DECORA-
tions. Carnations. 10 cts per DOZEN Col
den Dahlias. 10 cts per dozen. Vine St.
second house west of Vermont ave-
Traction car to Vermont ave. and Vine
st. 6-21-tf
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wANrED-A LOAN OF $1,000 FOR SIX
months or II months at reasonable in
terest; this is personal loan and backed
on endorsement by six men representing
over $i50,0 coo of property: this is an Al
loan, and if you have money to loan ans
wer this adj to p. o. lock box S57. city 20
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FOR EXCHANGE - SECONDHAND
business value $1,000; would assume: for
house and lot or vacant lot in city or for
clear acreage. Address b., box Al, Her
aid. 20
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FOR EXCHANGE-SLIGHT USED
upright grand plano for horse board. Ad-
dress c., box 70, Herald office. If
FOR SALE-CHEAP, OR EXCHANGE
for light wagon, bicycle. Address j., box
81 Herald office. 10
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FOR EXCHANGE-FINE NEW up
right piano. for horse, harness and busi-
ness buggy: must be AL turnout. Ad-
dress B., box so. Herald Office. tt
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MONEY TO LOAN-NOT BY THE BAR
rel or bushel. but any amount on real es-
tate. furniture, watches, diamonds:
pianos, livestock, etc; large or small
amounts; interest reasonable; private
office for ladies or gentlemen; business
confidential. CHARLES C. LAMB. 226
8. Spring st. Entrance room 81. 5-22-tf
MONEY TO LOAN IN ANY AMOUNTS
on diamonds, watches, jewelry. pianos,
safes, lodging houses, hotels and private
household furniture; low interest, money
quick; private office for ladies. G.. NJ.
JONES, rooms IA and 10, 2i2A S. Broad
way, next city hail. $50 81
NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARN7D
Who we are?
What We are?
And where we are?
Have you discovered the cheapest place
to get money on all good personal and
collateral securities. 229 BYRNE BLDG.
If
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FOR ExCHANGE-FINEN NEARLY NEW
upright piano. for a gentemans and
lady'S bicycle. Both wheels must be high
grade. Address H., box 20. If
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FOR EXCHANGE-AMER TYPE
writer. worth cash $40. for watch fur
niture or cash. Address W., box 91, Her
aid. ~
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MASSAGE AND ELEcTRJCTTy

EDITH ANYWAY, FORMERLY OF BoS-
ton, gives genuine alcohol rubbings that
are healthful and refreshing; no rivals
22S S. Main ST.. room 8. S-15
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-04-13
BRIGHT BITS.

-Guest-How is this? My bill this time
is rs a day. and last December had the
same room and 1t was only los a day.
Clerk-Yes, l know, but the days are
much longer now.-Tit-Bits.
Mr.. Dunn unpaid bill in his hand)-
When shall 1 call again, Mr.. Owens?
Mr.. Owens-Well it would hardly be
proper for you to call again until l have
returned the present call.-Tft-Bits.
Nearly Correct-"Mr. Perkins. what is
your idea of culture?" 'sWen Mrs. Per-
kins. it is letting new neighbors move in
without looking to see what kind of fur
niture they have."-Chicago Record.
Photographic Wallace-Do you think
electricity will be much in use in the
next war?
Ferry-In the next war? Why, the
Spaniards are winning most of their bat
ties with 1t right now.-Cincinnati En-
quirer. ..
-Teacher-This wicked King Henry VIII
then had his unfortunate queens head
cut off,
Johnnie-I guess I know why he cut her
head off teacher.
why, Johnnie2"
a." Cause she wore high hatw-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
-Crematorium Chcial-we have both
the Italian and French systems in vogue
here which would you prefer for the late
lamented2
Widow-The French, oh, decidedly, the
French, as my poor husband (Sobs) could
never tolerate Italian cooking. Doth sob
in unison. )--Moonshine
Seeing London.-Guide (at the Stone
gallery. st. Paul's)-Straight over there
you see the Thames. To the right are
the houses of parliament, and a little to
the left Is the wonderful Tower bridge.
Gent-But where? don't see anything
Guide-Oh, well, that's where they are;
but It's a bit foggy this morning-Fun.
Mr.. De Style-Why, my dear, I'm glad
to see you so composed. When 1 left this
morning you were weeping and wailing
and tearing your hair because Edo was
sick.
Mrs. De Style-well, you see, just after
you left Mrs. Tiptop came in and told me
that dogs of F'ido's breed were going out
of fashion.-New York Weekly.
-Teacher-William, you were not at
school yesterday. have you any excuse to
offer?
Willam-I was sick ma'am.
ally send an excuse"
Parents didn't know 1t, ma'am.''
How is that?"
Wasn't taken sick until after I left
home
And why didn't you return homer"
w as afraid to, ma am"
what was the matter with you?''
Cigarettes, ma m."-Yonkers States
man.