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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20

CHICAGO, July 20.-Wheat-sept 56lha
SOS; Dec 5slaa5sA Co5n-sept 267sa
261S Dec 26a4 May 29sss29. Oats-Sept
1715s16Es; May 1aa4a2o PoIk.sept
Sc So; Jan 81 20: Lard-sept So A. ga
8 90; Jan So 81 1sa2 SO. Ribs-Sept So Asa
471a JanS3 62lh. Wheat and corn open.
ed weak in sympathy with the decline In the
stock market.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20
TRAVELLING REQUISITES.

A complete line Of everything necessary to
a travellers outfit at third less than regular
prices.
(Third floor. annex
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20

NAVY MoHAIR TWILLs.
A superior quality with very high luster.
50inch Was 1926 yard. Now-..S1.76
First floor, ,,................14t st. building)
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20
MOHAIRS.

BLACK AND NAVY BLUE,
For beach and outing costumes; also very
popular for street wear, for travelling, for
yachting, and for bathing suits
BLACK MOHAIR BRILLIANTINE
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20

NAVY MOHAIR FLORENTINE.
50-inch. Was $125 yard. Now"...$1. 90
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20
STEAMER OUTFITS.

We furnish Mackintoshes, Bugs, Chair
Cushions Head Rests, Trunks, Bags, and Suit
Gases, besides articles for toilet and Other
uses, adaptable for ocesn travel.
STEAMER RUGS-MEN's STORE.
First foor.................1OO st. building
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1896-07-20
DRY GOODS.
DRY GOODS.
BARGAINS

OIXlOS1A1 w
SUMNER I REDUCTIONS.
Don't miss the auction bargains in Black
Silks. Ask to see them
All our Summer Wash Silks reduced to
10 cents.
SOC Summer Silks in light blue and Law
ender, "a inches wide, reduced to 35c. A
line of 800 light silks to 25c. 379c grass
linens to Csc. 6Oc fine plaid grass linens to
4Oc. soc silk mixed linens to 35c Linen
trimmings all marked down.
Hosiery Bargains-l5 dozen dropstitch
Isle hose, &c value at 25c. Bargains in
cotton and Isle hose. A splendid assortment
of tan hosiery.
Mating Bargains-A large line of heavy
seamless mattings were Zoe or $3.50 per
piece reduced to l5c or S. per piece.
Merchant Tailoring Department re-
reduction sale in Suits has kept us busy
We still have nice line of $50 suits reduc-
ed to $40; $40 and $25 suits in the SIS line
A new lot of l22c Huck Towels.
Our CSC White Bed Spreads is an extra
value.
@oNE PRIcE3#
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
Comradeship In Business.

The dramatic critic Of The Daily Bread,
a gentleman of serious and intellectual
cast of oountenance, with rooms on the
second floor of an elegant and commodi-
GUS fat in a neighborhood Of high respect
ability, heard loud noise in the hall be-
low and stepped to the door to investigate.
Three or four men in working garb had
unloaded piano and were preparing to
take it up the stairway.
"It's for somebody on the floor above, "
he said to himself as he went back to his
study. "And It's good piano. saw
the name Of the maker on the box. If the
person who Ia going to evolve harmony
from 1t in the room overhead and he
shuddered slightly doesn't make good
music 1t won't be the fault of the instru-
ment."
Half an hour later, while deeply engaged
In writing an elaborate criticism on the
German opera that had been performed
the evening before, he heard a knock at
the door, followed by this conversation:
sThe man at lives here Is in the music
business, amt hep
"Why, yes, In one sense he may be said
to be engaged HIN the
"That's wat I told em. Say, we've
got piannah out we're half way up thi
next flight O. stairs, an we're stuck. Tell
i'm to come an give us a lift, will yuhS"
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" (No. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. A. run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas
eengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists Of magnificent yesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number l and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of MEXICO. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West Of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the ''Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent OF the "Hanta Fe Route
or the undersigned.
n. 3. LuTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
@. r. NICHOLSON, 9. r. A., Chicago
City Ticket Once, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
The Scarecrow.

II was q regular scarecrow man,
Made on the old and well known plan
A cross Of sticks in garb forlorn-
That stood on guard in the field Of corn.
And indeed it made the old farmer smile
As he put it up and whistled the while.
1t would look to the crows SO very ferocious,
So truly astounding and atrocious,
That 1t tickled his fancy to think how they
Would catch glimpse and autter away.
Well. two black crows sat off on tree,
And the young crow said to the old one
"See!
Now, what is that frightful thing out therei
It's enough any honest crow to scare!"
But the old crow chuckled and then looked
wise,
Shook in his feathers and winked his eyes.
Something tickled him, but If twas joke
His voice didn' t show it q bit when he spoke
As, looking down at the younger crow.
He said: "What is it9 All, don't you KNOW
"Why, that, as we wise ones all suppose,
Is the special patron saint Of the crowsl
We watch for his coming every year,
TO tell when the feast Of the corn is here.
See how he stands with his arms stretched
outi
He IL calling the crows from all about
Such kind invitation is most alluring,
So very cordial and reassuring!
I think we had better accept, don't your"
And down to the field of corn they flew.
Wallace 4. Mather.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
Proposals for Indian supplies and trans

Proposals for Indian supplies and trans
portation.- Department of the Interior,
Office OF Indian Affairs, Washington, D. G.,
April 1, 1885,. Sealed proposals Endorsed,
"Proposals for beef bids for beef must
be submitted in separate envelopes) -four
| or transportation, etc" as the case may
Indian Affairs, No. 1871 State street, Chi
oago, Illinois, will be received until one
O'Clock p. m. of Tuesday, April rs, 1896,
for furnishing for the Indian serv.
ice, beef, -four, bacon and other articles
of subsistence; also for agricultural i'm.
plements, wagons, harness, hardware,
medical supplies and a long list of mis-
cellaneous articles; also bids for the trans
portation of such of the articles, goods
and supplies as may not be contracted for
be delivered at the agencies. Sealed pro-
posals indorsed: proposals for coffee,
sugsr, clothing, school books, etc." as
the case may be, and directed to the CON-
missioner of Indian affairs, Nos. 1919
Wooster street, New York City, will be
received until o'clock p. N. of Tuesday,
May 10, 1896, for furnishing for the In
dian service, coffee, sugar,tea, rice, beans,
baking powuer, soap, groceries, blankets,
wooden and cotton goods, clothing, no.
tions, hats aud caps, boots and shoes,
crockery and school books.
Bids must be made out on government
blanks. Schedules giving all necessary
information for bidders will be furnished
upon application to the Indian office in
Washington; Nos. 77-79 Wooster street,
New Ysrk city, or No. 124l State street,
Chicago, H.; the Commissaries of
Subsistence, U. s. A. at Cheyenne, Leav-
enworth, Omaha, St. Louis and Ut. Paul;
the postmasters at Sioux City, Yankton,
Arkansas City, Caldwell, Topeka, Wichita
and Tucson. Bids will be opened at the
hour and days above stated and bidders
are invited to be present at the openings.
Certified che cks. All bids must be &C.
companied by certified checks or drafts
upon some United States depository or
solvent national bank, for at least five
per cent of the amount Of the proposal.
D. M. Browning, commissioner.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
HE DID NOT RESPOND.
And the Fire and the Lonelywo0d Hsse
Ball Were Great Successes

And tho Fire and the Lonelywood Hsse
Ball Were Great Successes.
"Wake up Ferdinand!" Smithkins'
wife cried the other night. There's a
frei"
Being resident of Lonelywood, and
therefore interested in the public safety of
that edenic little suburb, Smithkins be-
longed to the Lonelywood Hose company,
together with Commuter, Isolate and all
his other neighbors. This local organiza-
ton was feature of Lonelywood advance
ment Of which it's jewellers were very
proud.
They often bchsted of their perfect and
dreamless sleep while feeling the restful
confidence that should one of the houses
take fire through the oarelessness Of the
domestic slight clang of the gong would
quickly rouse every member of the Lonely
wood Hose company to immediate &C.
tion, and the incipient blaze be speedily
quenched.
The company had long list of impera-
tive rules. It's members met monthly in
the sohoolhouse and held an informal hop.
The badges were of beautiful, ornate de-
sign, pieturing brawny fire laddie carry
ing fair young girl down ladder. A
member forfeited dollar any time he
should not respond to the call Of duty, this
money going toward the expenses Of the
annual ball, as did other incidental fines
"You are going to sleep again, Ferdy,"
Smithkins' wife protested, giving him a
shake Don't you hear mep There's a
frel'
"That sop grunted Smithkins disgust
eddy. "Then I'm out dollar"
The night was miserable one, all fog
and rain. Smithkins rolled over and pre-
tended to go to sleep.
ooh, Ferdy, aren't you going to get
up?' Mrs Smithkins persisted, as the res
ident whose house was burning down re-
newed his olangor on the gong. "It isn't
so very bad out tonight"
"The mud is foot deep all over town,
my DEAR" objected Smithkins mildly
"But suppose that all Of you who belong
to the hose company staid home, prefer
ring to pay 81 to getting wetS'
'They'd show their good sense if they
did SO such dirty night, z growled Smith
kins. This time no began to snore.
This little scene was being enacted in
the houses of Isolate COmmuter and the
other residents, with but slight variation,
it afterward being learned that Baggsley,
whose house burned down, and who
sounded the gong, was the only member
of the hose company who ventured out
The amount of money realized made the
annual ball an unprecedented SUCCESS
New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
RIO GRANOE & SANTA re
1snver & Rio Grande Railroads.
fHE SCENIC LINE OF the WoGLD.
Time Fable No. SO.
Effective Oct Is, 1895.

Connections with main line and
branches az follows
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. Il G. g. R. r. for
the gold camps of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and DEN
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at 8 a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. X. HOOPER, G. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

tie "Pellet" will remove very big lump
and act as gentle laxative. Two Pei
lets" are a mild cathartic. A short
"course" of "Pellets " will cure indiges-
ton permanently. 1t will cn,s constipa-
ton. After that, you can stop taking
them. A good many pills act so vio-
1ently as to derange the system, and in
its disordered state, digestion will not
go on without continued use of the
pills. That's the worst feature Of most
pills. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
never make slaves OF their users.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets--it's an
easy name to remember. Don't let a
designing druggist talk you into "some-
thing just as good" He makes more
money on the "just as good" kind.
That's why he would rather sell them.
That's why you had better not take
them.
Whenever they are tried, they are al
ways in favor, so a free sample package
"a to 7 doses) is sent to any one who
asks. Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, Buffalo. N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
The sweetest Things of Earth.

What are the sweetest things of earths
Lips that can praise rivals worth;
A fragrant rose that hides no thorn:
Riches Of gold untouched by scorn;
A happy little child asleep;
Eyes that can smile though they may weep
A brothers cheer; fathers praise:
The minstrelsy Of summer days;
A heart where anger never burns:
A gift that looks for no returns;
Wrongs overthrow; pains swift release:
Dark footsteps guided into peace:
The light Of love In lovers eyes;
Age that Is young as well US wise;
"A mothers kiss; u baby's mirth--
These are the sweetest things Of earth.
Kansas City Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
Preferred to Stand.

The young lady, a poem in blue and a
symphony In chiffon, came tripping into
the car, and the young man got up.
"Oh, keep your sent, sir!'' she said. II
really prefer to stand. I"
"But Miss -" began the young man,
preparing to step into the aisle.
"Oh, / insist upon it," she exclaimed
sweetly and pushed him resolutoly back
into the seat
''But, my dear young woman, want
to get off, oxpostulated tho young man.
\ "Oh!" sho said and blushcd. And some
body smiled. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
An Amdavit.

This is to certify that on May nth,
walked 10 Melick's drug store on pair
of crutches and bought hottie Of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm for infammatory
rheumatism which had crippled me up.
After using three bottles I am completely
CURED. can chesrfully recommend it,
Charles H. Wstsel, Sunbury, Pa.
Sworn add subscribed 70 before me on
August 10, 1904 Walter Shipman, J. p.
For sale a. 50 cents per BEETLE ~ Irslsnd's
Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
No Correction Needed.

Assistant Editor Cooking over early
copy of the papery-Hold on! Hold on!
Well have to stop the press and make a
correction. The laundering proofreader
has let the head over that article on the
mind cure go in as ''wind cure"
Managing Editor-Thats no mistake.
Let it go.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

During the wluter Of 1898, F. M. Martin,
of Long Reach, W. Va, contracted q
severe cold which left him with cough.
In speaking Of how he dared 1t he says:
II used several kinds of cough syrup but
found no relief until bought bottle of
Lhamberlain's Cough Remedy, which re-
lieved me almost instantly, and in short
time brought about a complete cure"
When troubled with cough or cold use
this remedy and you will not find it neces-
sary to try several kinds before you get
relief. It has been. in Che market for over
twenty years and constantly grown in
favor and popularity. For sale at 25 and
SO cents per bottle at Irsland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
rhe DEVELOPMENT Of Genius.


When Jimmy was little boy
He's now jes' twenty one
His parents talked with constant joy
About their hopeful son.
His mother said tibet Jim would be
! A parsop good an true.
His father kinder lowed tibet he
In law would better do.
His gran pap said he'd give the press
An int4llcckchul feast.
His gran ma shifted All put her guess
On president ut least.
The neighbors had opinions free.
Some booked Inn fur finance,
An others said he'd sit ter be
A general with the chance
An still we're waitin anxiously.
An still it's even bsts.
Fur Jim 5 done nothin yet. We see,
But jos smoke cigarettes.
Washington Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
A Friend to Freedom,

! Here said the foreman to the editor,
:" ia poem ON Cuba
"Kill it," replied the editor. 'Our
sympathies are with tho insurgents, and
We will not put straw In the way Of
their success PA lanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

"Get it, is good advice, but "Take Sim
mons Liver Regulator" is better for your
health and happiness. Everybody should
take liver remedy occasionally and es-
pecially in the spring to wake up the tor
pid liver and keep up healthy circula-
tion of good, rich blood, free from poison
and full Of nourishment to the body. 1--WE
would not keep house without It'll. g.
G. Fink, Springdale, Pa.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
We Can't Last Forever,

But we may prolong our continuance on
earth by keeping in good working order
the physical organs which providence has
vouchsafed to us. Among the more i'm
portant of these is the liver. Either
through neglect or provocation, let this
great seoretlve gland remain in or get
into disorder, aud you will soon find an
Asiatic change in your complexion, you
will feel very uneasy in your righu side
under the right shoulder blade, your
tongue will take on an unreasonable coat
of fur, sick headache and nausea will en-
sue. Don't resort to a powerful purga-
tive, but begin and pursue a course of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Then you
will get we'll speedily and thoroughly.
This great household remedy for bilious
ness also relieves and cures malarial and
kidney complaints, constipation, incip-
lent rheumatism, dyspepsia and the in
tirmities begotten by an enfeebled condi-
ton of tbs system. 1t promotes sleep
and tranquil state of the nervous sYs-
tenn
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
The Social shox.

But the thirsty Of SOU, soon learn to know
The moistureless froth of the social show;
The vulgar sham Of the pompous feast
Who're the heaviest purse Is the highest
priest;
The organized charity. sorimpsd and iced,
In the name Of cautious, statistical Christ;
The smile restrained. the respectable cant,
When friend in need Ii friend In want;
Where the only aim IL to keep afioat,
And brother may drown, with cry In his
throat.
john Boyle O. Reilly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
Worthy Of the Laurel.

The true poet today is-God's prophet.
II singer prove false to his trust,
Make his mission Il byword nnd scoff it
II meet he should sink into dust.
Who would wear the life crown Of the post
Must breathe out soul In his art
Stand above the rude tl.rong, now below III
And HIS song must be pure, like his heart
Alice Williams.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Busy people have no time, and sensible
people have no inclination to use slow
remedy. One Minute Cough Cure acts
promptly and gives permanent results
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

II will be an agreeable surprise to per-
sons subject to attacks of bilious collie to
learn that prompt relief may be had by
taking Cham berlain's Collie, Cholera and
niarrh1a Remedy. In many instances
the attack may be prevented by taking
this remedy as soon as the first symptoms
of the disease appear. 25 and SO cent
bottles for sale at Irelaud's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Burns are absolutely painless when De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve is promptly ap-
piled. This statement is true. A perfect
remedy for skin disease, chapped hands
and lips, and never fails to cure piles.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
| always carry a revolver.
What fort
Highwaymen.
fused to, but they got mine.

Pure blood means good health. De-
Wits Sarsaparilla puriies the blood,
cures Eruptions, Eczema, Serofula, and
all diseases arising from impure blood.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Isn't it funny, papa? said Willie, as
he played with the typewriter. When
use a pen, my writing is very different
from yours, but with this machine you
couldn't tell 'em apart.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
Airy Nothings.

Mrs Gossipy--I think young Mr.. Chat.
ter is delightful conyersationalist.
Mr.. Goaslpy Well, yes, He succeeds
pretty we'll for q man who never has any.
thing to nay. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Beverly says he won't dare call OIL
Miss Desmond during leap year.
Why won't her
Because she has pop-eyes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

II Is not a miracle. It won't cnre every
thing, but 1t will cure piles. That's what
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve will do, be-
cause 1t has done it in hundred of caaes.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

A little i'll, then little pill. The i'll is
gone the pill has won. DsWitt's Early
Risers the little pills that cure great ills.
Newtons drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
THAT LUMP In 8

THAT LUMP In .
III a MS sto m a C Il
which makes him If
ritable and misera-
BILE and unfit for bus.
mess or pleasure is
caused by indiges-
ton. Indigestion,
like charity, covers
a multitude of sins.
The trouble may be
in stomach, liver,
bowels. Wherever it
Is, it is caused by the
presence of poison
GUS, refuse matter
which Nature has
been unable to rid
herself of, unaided.
In such cases, wise
people send down a
little health officer,
personifed by one
Of DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets, to search
out the seat of
trouble and remove
A. IA
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Old Gray beard-It's pity to keep
such a pretty bird in cage.
Mrs. DeStyle--lsn't it shame? How
perfectly exquisitely lovely it would look
ON a hat!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Take dose of DeWitt's Little Early
Risers just for the good they will do YOU
These little pills are good for indigestion,
good for headache, good for liver com
plaint. good for constipation. They are
good. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

She-Do you think 1t would be I'M
maidenly fora girl to propose to man?
He-Certainly not, if she's rich enough
for two,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16
sUNBEAMs.

Johnnie Chaffie had been told to al
ways put his hand before his mouth when
he yawned. The other day he said:
Grandma, put your hand over my
mouth. I've got piece of cake IL one
hand and something else in the other.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Miss Antique can take care of my
self
Miss Caustique-I am glad, dear, for
no one else cares to.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

It's all the same, a slight cold, con
gested iungo or severe cough. One Min
ute Cough Cure banished them. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

She-And would you still wish to
marry me If had an artificial optic?
He--Yes, darling. With all thy false
eyed love thee still.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Skidds--Did she ssy II was 10 sudden
when you asked her to marry youf
Askin-Of course she didn't. She waa
i widow.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-04-16

Freddy Wyze-Say, pa, Aunt Phyllis is
new woman, isn't shes
Mr.. Wye Why do you ask that
Freddy?
Freddy Wyze---Cause when abe kissed
me some of the yarnish rubbed OF her
cheek on my coat.