The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-05-19

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DAVID NJ. FoLTZ, Special Agent
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TUESDAY ......MAY 10, 1885
THE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
The Democratic bird this year is bat.
Charity in Kansas has to hustle to keep
up with the cyclones.
Chicago keeps right along saying moth
ing about her convention.
Until the coronation festivities are over
the Gar will be famous man.
Russian coronation seems to have as
many side shows to it as worlds exposi-
ton.
Before this thing is over st. Louis will be
disputing Boston's claim to be the hub OF
the universe.
The Chicago convention will care little
who bolts SO long as it can get nominee
who will stick.
The Democratic tariff has turned the
American market into regular swiQ tub
for the British hog.
The festival movement is getting along
lively enough to jog eyerybody's mind a
little and set it thinking.
II dark horses have any show at st.
Louis, it might be good thing to make
ticket of Lincoln and Grant.
San Francisco should do her share in
making the Monterey celebration worthy
of the name of State festival.
The more we read of Eastern weather
the more we are pleased that the wino
over there blows the other way.
The pipes McNab has been laying for
Democratic harmony may be pretty good
bag pipes, but they are out OF tune.
The talk of an early adjournment of
Congress seems to have no other effect
than that of proloneing the session.
Ii the Kansas prophet who predicted
six cyclones this year had the thing to do
over again he would make it dozen.
While the Senate keeps Congress to-
Is
some good work for the Nicaragua canal.
Cleveland seems determined to make
funeral procession out OF Democracy this
year if he has TO ride in the hearse him
self.
Europe has already begun to declare
itself against the st. Louis nominee, and
all America will have TO rally 20 his sup
port.
Every Republican club in the State
should get ready to make big showing at
the ratification of the st. Louis nomina-
tons.
Carlisles letters follow one another
thick and FAST but they will never know
how numerous they are. They don't
count.
It will cost the Russians about as much
to crown the Car as it will cost us to elect
a President, and they won't have half as
much fun.
II is pity we cannot annihilate time
as well as the Democrats and have an ad-
ministration of prosperity without wait
ing so long.
There is no longer a Democratic party.
It's place has been taken by Cleveland
gang on the inside and host of kickers
on the outside.
II General Weyler ever treats an Ameri-
can tilibuster as pirate it viii be time for
US to treat him as bandit and hunt him
out of this hemisphere.
The wind in California drives malaria
away from our homes, but over in the
Mississippi Valley it blows the homes
away from the malaria.
England and Germany make up to one
another for their quarrels over Africa by
heartily agreeing that American markets
should be open to both of them.
The gold stringency has undoubtedly
developed the mining industry, but un-
fortunately it has run enterprise into the
ground in more ways than that.
There will be no objection from anv
quarter in this country if the immigration
restriction bill should be rushed through
Congress in Speaker Reeds most vigorous
style.
until the debts OF the Pacific roads have
been paid or the mortgage foreclosed we
shall never be safe from the funding
scheme. 1t is one of the weeds that never
die until dragged out by the roots.
The goldbug Democrats consider the
silver Democrats as cattle affected with
tuberculosis and propose TO slaughter them
at Chicago, but instances have been known
in this world where the cattle killed the
butchers.
The Lehigh Valley Railroad Company,
which has just attained its fiftieth year,
was organized to construct what was in
tended to be strictly local road, but self
preservation compelled it to extend its
lines from time to time until now it con-
trolls 2490 miles of track. That is the way
things grow in this country when enter
prising men have charge OF them.