New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

One OF the prominent citizens OF Lead. s. D.. is
Oscar Silver He owns a copper mine and manu-
features IRON He H. gold and believes the gold
ticket will win in South Dakota. He seems to have
done his best TO live down his name.
Strictly Misunderstanding Commercial Traveller
Miss Carrie. I've been around good DEAL ana
I'm good Judge OF girls I'm ready TO marry snc
settle down, and I've picked you out Tor "iie. DoO
Handsome Young Milliner-rt doesn't go, NJ.
Commercial TrayesEmA 5isn Miss s. Carrie arr e. WIZ
whoppinest lot you ever saw.-tCnicago tribune.
Beginning on November 8. the Evangelical minis
ters Of Philadelphia will unite in general even
gelcal movement large number OF revivals win
he held which will be conducted by well-known
evangests. .4
Yeast-I notice storrs calls his advertising man IN
a. crimsonbeak-wen. that's perfectly right ...
Rather big name for man VINO writes aoVef'
Wei he draws people, doesn't he?"-tYonkers
Statesman
The Episcopal diocese of Michigan has declared
women eligible to vote for vestrymen IN paris"
o,oc,icps TWENTY-FIVE other dioceses and -FOUR
missionary jurisdictions of the Episcopal Churc-
allow women to vote for vestrymen'
DoubtfuI-"shan say au revoir, and not good
by?' he whispered, soulfully q, check
ier h iorH Know She faered Your French Is
pretty rank, but then-"-(Detroit Tribune
The Massachusetts Young Mems Democratic o'uo
has issued campaign pamphlet ehtll'eu - 0o"
Debate Upon the Free Coinage OF silver De'
Hon G. F. Williams, NJ C.. OF the r"S
Congress, and c. F. Williams. Free-sii'er -
date for Governor" The editor says III HIS p
ace: uu,,
or 10 seldom that politician is such hsn''
hfs
great question, delivered in the space OIL iou' q,
wears furnish forth a complete Joint aeoa'e ~
themselves But by a rare combination OF c"eu
stances the leading supporter OF Bryan ~ W. 49,.
State has such a control OF the two looeS y, -
brain that one Of these can debate Win 'ne ''"N'
How He Won Hlm-"Tommy'| , SAID ~; Mrs To 1
~ her eldest hopeful pass the Rev. MI io's''
potato" u.. hs,wsen A thumb and
anper and before his mother could utter sSs and
remonsirance he had tossed It across ''e Jaw
squarely into the good man : lap
'sJudgment" cried Tommy. -
One strike" duoih the good man ,,s r,o,her
Tommy leave the taOle :,oT do not Judge him
harshy. See how beautifully ne P'' III
the pae o there isn't more earnest worker az
the big Sulday-school tnan thd'
Tommy'-(C cleveland Plain Deae''
.rha secret o, a bad complexion. says ~. Ia
o,on IN life and Health" lis pa" us :, the
We generally trace that TO a bad H'e.' go and
hest remedies for sluggish "Ne' re The
nleosant Dieting Is the secret OF u" - habits
host liver regulator for persons OF seo'' ,,s ar.
and those are the ones whose COMP, COMP hatsd II
-. 10 20 no found In apples. eaten o""'
,hov are not we'll dgested when eaten rS" ..hool
,ordsd the pupils at a well-known pod'","e ami
w., a.,one them WAS a country girl whose 80
lien uas the envy OF all her associates s,,
mo, she was n very light eater al he' " =,
49,, haa necullar custom OF taking P'"
miles 10 her room at night and ea'hs W." s,,lar
os sbe studied her lessons. This was "'
practice"
outclassedDid your new ravsNlIIns, s sSrs was
much attention on the cars rriaJ a noodle in
woman In the next seat WHY
bird cage."-(Chcago kccotu'
Az tho result of an election wager q "a ,, =, ard
lev Ohio. is going TO shave ms h."u e elected
walk mile without his hat u Nc go, carries
,us onnonent will silver his head II n''""
of the prize. :,
Governmental Injustice - dur Mr. Jayc "bu;
wan, an do want is for tn Govermn, ,e % do"
sood fer its notes the same as u n'a mar asked the
but 81. 1t do stand good 90" :"
On horn You remember that tne - he a pro-
rod contract signed an a lar1t the courts make
m" nav f. 'carse it had gone INTO tne last week
Innocent purchaser? An tn' r,, nv"
got a counterfeit hye-dollar p'''
We'll" said the POSTMASTER -, an innocent ~
IT'S jist the same thing az az ,he Govermints.
S Sn D notice, "s' they hey amt gon to pay H. ''
same "-(Cincinnati Enquirer 49,.
A Maine man who has studied chu' ',.S ,a,. is a
carefully thus defines them; "A ch"fvn ws can
Mace where we spend more money 'na" - nlease
AFFORD for things We DO not want IN o'ae' s.,n tho
neople whom we do not IKE anu -.
heathens. who are happier than We "''
~ am tired TO death" declared M ,nr, The Other
band as she reached home from 'o"'
e'sWhss the natter" asked her nuso Thsy have
Been having baby's portrait Maeo,,sy now you
way OF taxing tneH
know" ,...
How long were you at Il! ,r,,-R,ts.
.srhree hours and half. "-(Tit-D'''