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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

\ watch is merely an appendage to
a woman, while it becomes a uecessi
ty to man.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

The foolish practice of the ostrich,
which hides its head and imagines its
body invisible, has a parallel in the
man who eats cloves and supposes
the world will not notice that he Is
full of whisky.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

Organic weakness OF loss Of power IN
either sex, however induced, speedily
and permanently cured Enclose 10
cents in stamps fof book OF palticn
lur7, mailed in plain envelope sealed.
Worlds Dispensary Medical AssociH
ton, Buffalo, NY
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

O. .l.t5-l.ai-i'5 - and Siii' 10. 's'
is uaeqaal'o. ior E..rnr isli"r, -"
iti...un, S.-,la Head, Sor' >iriles. tt.if
Hands, it,him. Ill. l.ur:is. IN. i...,'.
Chronic Sore I.vcs aii,i t'tafiuated T., TO.
OF sale 10y ,..s:,g-;=l~ 81 - eviltj - b.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

English SPAWN Liniment removes
All Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
Spavins, Culbs, Splints, Sweeney
Ring Bone, Stiles, Sprains, all Swol
len Throats. Coughs, etc. Save $50
by the use of one bottle. Warranted
the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold 10y i. c. Bueretatte,
Druggist, Manitowoc, Wis
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

When man Inale, up his mind that
he is indispensable to his employer 1t
is about time to discharge him.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

Local Anaasthtiics used for
paln'sts -XtTHc'InU nf teeth b.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

FUrfutthcr salormatiuu apply 10
c. Z. CANRIEHT. A gent
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

7ar Mrnamiuee unI Naruul", Iursday.
s4IurIay and sunday ~ p. N.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1896-07-30

For Gre n Ray city, Thursday and Sunday at
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
Wirth'S Circus.

Much to the qualification OF the
small boy and older folks as we'll
this we'll known aggregation will
open their tent tonight at the
corner of Beretania and Fort
streets.
The troupe has exhibited at Hilo,
Waikiki, Kahului and Pala
since the last performance here
and in each place their success was
a repetition of the honors won IN
Honolulu.
The management promises sew
eral important changes OF bill tor
this farewell engagement, so that
the public will have an opportunity
of witnessing the riders and aero
bats in their best feats. To accom-
modate the ladies and children
grand matinee will be given on
Saturday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
Bluegate Keepers Little Trick

BluegatS heepST LlIl1S AAASA'
J. L. Osmer,, present keeper OF
the famous Bluegate, on Merchant
street, and former turnkey at the
police station, was arrested yester-
day afternoon for gross cheat, at
the instigation of J. Young,'a Chi
nese store-keeper on King street,
near Punchbowl, whose name has
undergone a gradual transforma-
ton from Chinese into English.
1t seems, according to the story OF
Young, that Osmer played him an
ungentlemanly trick. Walking
into his store one day he ordered
articles which the Chinaman val
ued at 1855. He said the Gov
eminent was indebted to him to
the extent of $1,000 and that the
amount was due. Young was
anxious to be in favor with a man
who had so much coming to him,
so he trusted Osmer for the
goods. Later the Chinaman
found the story OF Osme1
was merely the fabrication
of a fertile brain. Young did not
have to ponder long over plan tc
get even with Osmer. He immedi-
ately proceeded to the station house
and swore to a complaint against
the man charging him as above.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
IN THE BEGINNING

IN IHh bEGINN11SO
Of the new year, when the winter sea-
son of close confinement is only half
gone, many find that their health be-
gins to break down, that the least ex-
posure threatens sickness. 1t is then,
as we'll as at all other times, and with
people even in good health, that the
following facts should be remembered,
namely: That Hoods Sarsaparilla
leads everything in the way of medi-
cines; that it accomplishes the great
est cures in the world, and requires the
largest building in the world devoted
exclusively to the preparation Of the
proprietary medicine. Does not this
conclusively prove, If you are sick, that
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the medicine for
you to take?
HoBRoN DRUG Co., wholesale agents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
AUTONOMY'S RIDER.

He Denies Statements Published.
Says Autonomy is All Right.
Claude Burlinghame, the jockey
who rode in the races here last
summer, is in San Francisco. In
a letter to the ADVERTISER, he de-
MES the statement in the Examiner
to the effect that his horse had
been pulled. Amorino came in
fourth with the best horses in Cali
fornia. Burlinghame has leased
Amorino for year, and will take
the animal on the Montana circuit.
He states that Amorino can win
from any horses in the same class
where the track is not muddy.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
" Word to the Wise"
Agents, Honolulu, II. !

" OId W lIlS w ASS'
Mr.. EDITOR:-Amid the think
ing and planning for the better
ment of those who specially need
uplifting, 1 find at the police sta
ton room for improvement. Each
Lords day afternoon the trans
gressors of the law of both sexes,
whom l there meet, have free and
equal use of the premises. The
cells of both are in proximity.
Allow me to suggest through your
paper that the females be allotted
a department of the place where
they may have 70 communication
whatever with prisoners of the
other sex; certainly Hawaiian
females need such restrictions
This, if carried out, would help
them to realize that it is a serious
thing to sin against God, and
against the laws of the land. ga
word to the wise is sufficient.
PUA mi OLA.
Honolulu, January 20, 1896:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
Circus tonight.

Many merchants are well aware
that their customers are their pest
friends and take pleasure IN supplying
Them with the best goods obtaln aoIe.
AS an instance we mention Ferry q
Cameron, prominent druggists OF
Flushing, Michigan: They say: I'VE
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to our
customers, as it is the best cough
medicine we have ever sold, and al
ways gives satisfaction" For sale at
d and so cents per bottle by all drug
gists and dealers. BENSON SMITH q
Co. agents for II. L.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
THE EARTHLY PARADISE.

For the Advertiser and Gazette.1
Behind a fair wind blowing,
Below an azure main,
With white foam f1ecked and braide,
And hollows purple shaded,
In long waves gently flowing,
Meath skies without a stain,
Save for horizons glowing
With CLEANS Of silver rain,
Afar pale blue blooming,
Above the ocean bed,
'Yond grey ridge and green hollow
The eyes expectant follow,
And see fair islands looming
'Gainst skies of gold and red,
And sunset rays illuming
The crown of Diamond Head.
A land of sweet reposes
Where soft empurpled glooms
Enfold the mountain ranges,
And winter never changes
The blush of blowing roses
Or green of ferny plumes,
Where summer never closes,
Or wan frosts smite the blooms.
In deep and shady valleys
We roam with lazy feet,
Where silky floss of MOSES
The shining rocks embosses,
In dimly lighted alleys
Where brooklets' pulses beat,
And wandering zephyr dallies
To kiss the blossoms sweet.
Through dewy copse and cover
The tropic bird takes flight;
The long reeds idly waver,
By banks where runlets quaver;
Bright insects skim and hover,
On jewelled wings of light,
And the mynah calls his lover
To bowers Of beauty bright.
The rivers sweetly singing
Ger messy lodges leap,
With showers of liquid kisses
For blooms in green abysses;
And tangled festoons swinging
Adown the rugged steep,
'Bove woods with music ringing,
Where winds are laid asleep.
CHARLES H. EWART.
Dalbeattie,. Scotland, October, 1895.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-01-22
Benefit Of Latest Styles.

An office which is supplied with the new styles of
type as they are introduced-seected with Judgment
invests in new appliances and machinery for the rapid
production of work. and employing only the best OF work
men, must necessarily produce better and finer work. and
type are do duty from years end to the other
Every printer knows that it is impossible to do thoroughly
good work cheaply while common work can be turned
out at almost less than the of paper for good one.
without consideration of the value of the time of first
class workman. We have suited you in the past try us
now.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
After Fifty Years.

Welcome always as one OF the stan
dard's most valued exchanges Is 'he
Buffalo Express which in its EDITION Oh
last Thursday morning celebrated us
Artieth birthday. With the phenome-
nal growth of the city Of Bunalo' the
Express has faithfully kept pace. IL
is a sterling newspaper, alert In deal-
ing with the news and Independent IN
its republicanism.
The unique feature of the anniversary
number of the Express, which started
ont as a whig organ, is the complete
reprint Of its first edition, the issue OF
January Is. 1876. Curiously enough
the editorial comment discusses as
1.-The one question" the probabilities
Of q war with England. The local re-
porter is hardly in evidence in the EX-
press of 1876. The news from the legis-
nature at Albany is three days old. The
latest from Washington is five days
old. The Albany news had much 70
| do with the granting of franchises to
plank-road companies; in the congress
| sional news John quincy Adams
mentioned.
The advertising columns of the mrs
edition OF the Express are instructive
They announce a line of coaches foi
| Detroit via Cleveland and Toledo
Through in three days, with GOO
roads" The railroad time cards an
nounce zone daily train for Albany.
Think of It! Wells & Co. advertis
that an express messenger Will leaV
Buffalo on Saturday of each week 70
Cleveland and other points west. Thi
was. in part. the humble beginning G
Wells. Fargo & Co. Henry Wells, b
the way, one of the pioneers of the es
press business, became wealthy bu
= died poor. The news items in the E>
press include the statement that "dui
: ing the last year over 10000 tons
iron from Pennsylvania were brougi
5 TO the city of New York"
D In many ways the anniversary ed
a ton of the Buffalo Express is ente
d tanning; one marvels at the chang
d which the half century has wrought I
4 exemplfed by the quaint columns
II the first number of Buffalos excellei
e newspaper.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21

chief function was in the worlds cur
rencv. he will discover that by wrong
silver was bereft OF tia'
function; he will wonder that thus
nut out Of its sovereign province 'he
decline In the relative value OF silver
has not been even greater than the
quotations show II to be; he Will IN
ouire what the effect on the relative
purchasing power of gold might oe
twenty odd years hence were some
new contrivance of the chemists 10
take its place as final redemption money
and gold be no more a legal TENDER
nossibly he might be disposed to see
what result would follow were silver
at a ratio reasonably close to sixteen
10 one, to be restored to the service
which is performed during ages In the
marts of the world and with success IN
this county until the time when the
senator-elect from Ohio was twenty-s'
years old.
The depths of Mr.. Forakers oime,'
allistic convictions will soon be tested
He will not sit in the senate uh'i
March of next year. but that is no
SO very far in the future and the sii
yer question will be kept wide awak
till then. Indeed. our belief is that IN
cause of silvers restoration will nav
so strengthened by that time that
will be easy for the senator py III
vote, to assert his approval OF IN
proposition that silver be restored
its full legal tender function in Tn
finance of the United States.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
4 New Version.

A revised statement of the Monroe
doctr,ne is given in the resolution whlch
Mr. Davis offered yesterday in the SEN
ate The resolution is not construed 10
enlarge the scope of the original an
nouncement, as President Monroe mace
II. but to recite, as a sort OF appeiiuiN'
the meaning of the doctrine as present.
dav Americans interpret 1t. the oiu
world gets notice in this resolution
mat the list of items is long which pire
people of the United States construe "
be covered by the doctrine.
II cannot be said that the Davis res
olution puts the case in terse Enghsh-
the resolution is not a shining success
In its composition. Then, too there /
oues tion whether the times call lor
bill of particulars in recital OF the thihs'
which European powers shall not uh
dertalxe to do in this country. Iu'
pithy paragraphs in the original Mon
roe message are a clear definition o
| this country's views. revised version
~ the text is not needed, and there
no reason why the doctrine shoulu
rewritten or, for that matter re
| affirmed.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
TUESDAY, JANUARY 81, 1896.
Nillino to Talk Now.

like many another deposed COM
nander. Campos takes 1t out in Talk
ing: in the end he'll probably write
book His campaign proved to be a
miserable failure, and ne lays inc
blame for that result on everybody
who has had anything to do with tne
war except Campos He wants the
world TO know that he did not resign
but that he was retired.
The conditions under which the re-
,srement of General Campos was
hrouobt about are not a matter or
,,,rcb interest to the outside world.
Manifestly there were chickering's III
Havana over his method of campaign
ing: the demonstrations of a few weeks
AFRO in his honor were planned with the
idea of bringing the discordant eie-
,nents into harmony. Evidently unat
failed and now the disgruntled COM
nander laws the blame on his critics.
He infers that he has not been cruel
enough to suit strong faction among
the Spaniards.
The wall of defeated soldier must
always be taken with liberal allowance
Yet II is to be hoped that there is truth
in the charge that Campos brings ana
that the Spaniards "conspired behind
his back" We wish the same expert
ence for his successor. and doubtless
he will get 1t. That event will be just
so much to the advantage of the rebels
whom every American citizen ought to
wish well.
II Madrid's intention is to begin red
handed warfare in Cuba, Mr.. Sherman
NAV possibly feel moved to discuss In
his senate committee the claims OF the
insurgents on the United States, II they
have any. Thus far the senator ha'
not permitted himself to be bothered
very much over the revolution On tn
island.
Before President Cleveland sent I
congress his message about Venezuels
inner circles at Washington had hear
the rumor of the proposed sale or Cub
10 Great Britain. That rumor has no
spread over the land, and IL is III
basis for a mass of talk concernin
war preparations. this talk doubtle;
having no firmer foundation than Id
rumor In any event, the right cour'
for this country is the recognition
the Cubans.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
THE MERRY MEN.

Sunday morning.-Aunt Dorothy-How
MANY commandments are there, johnnie!
Johnnie, (glibly)-Ten. Aunt Dorothy-
And now, suppose you were TO preak one
of them? Johnnie (tentatively)-Then
there'd be nine.-Truth.
One thing ecessary.-Tenreck-Ih
fellow Gayboy has no conscience. he Is
quite capable of trying to kiss your wire.
Henpeck-Then he must make up IN
courage what he lacks in conscience
Brooklyn Life.
Slishted.-"He seems to feel hurt about
something" HE is" WHATS the mat
ter?" Hes the only man in his ward
who hasn't been asked his opinion about
the Monroe doctrine"-Chicago Post.
The Lost Coin.-Scrupulous Valet ION
finding a five franc piece in the pocket OF
his masters new waistcoaO-lts a
thousand pities for the waistcoat, put
| there's nothing else for it, 1 must make
/ a hole large enough for the money &c
| slip through.-La Libre Parole.
| degrees of Misfortune.-First Barn
stormer-I was hit with a brick. Seconc
| Barnstormer-You're lucky. 1 was hi
| with an egg.-Puck.
He Was Broken In.-Miss Coldeal.-I'
ii not a fact, Mr.. Chumpleigh. that yo'
can see better without your monocl'
than with it? Cholly Chumpleigh proud
| ly)-No, not now. I've worn IL over
year.-Brooklyn Life.
No wonder.-The Phrenologist-fou
bump of self-esteem is enormously devel
oped. The Patient-Do you blame II
The other day my wife sent me dow
town with a piece of goods to match an
she says that 1 did II better than sh
could have done II herself.-Puck.
Against His Prejudices.-Haverly.-
What was all that disturbance at oil
Martiars golden wedding? Austen
was caused by Colorado man who ha
come under the impression that 1t was
2 silver one.-Brooklyn Life.
1 His Luck.LI don't see how you ca
smile after such a narrow escape, all ba
tered up as you are! Clubberly-Smil
4 Why, 1 can taught Just think, my whe
e wasn't touched!-Puck.
A Simple Diagnosis.-Prof. Schuslich
I don't know what's the matter with m
b doctor, I'm perpetually limping to-da
A Is At locomotor ataxy, wonder? Doctor
n Why, professor, you are walking WI
= one foot on the curbstone and the 9th
in the gutter.-Lustige Blaetter.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
Nhat He Said.

II believe also in bimetallism," said
senator-elect Foraker when he was ad-
dressing the Ohio legislature in ac-
acknowledgement OF the honor it had
bestowed; Mr.. Foraker added that, in
his opinion the decentralization OF sill
yer was wrong. Foraker is right as far
as he goes. but he does not go very
far.
In truth. silver's sincere advocates
have learned TO be shy of the men who
profess 10 be bimetallists. That Is a
long word. II means too much TO lend
itself 10 easy definition. 1t has served
in its time TO cover a multitude OF
sins: IL is a pretty handy term for
hypocrites who want TO straddle the
silver question. Senator Hill announced
himself a bimetallist. when the extra
session of 1898 was in its most inter
esting stage. and he followed this dec
laration with a mass Of talk tha'
smothered his meaning. in a speecl
10 which no man TO this day has eve
been able to make out head or tail
Voorhees, is a bimetallist. or he was un
iii ne thought it would be good thin
10 pass up into the free coinage class
He talks a good deal and thinks some
lie kept his place on the fence unit
his opportunity to do anything Of az
count for silver was gone. Still. in tn
senate he counts one-and that's some
thing.
Now, If only Mr.. Foraker will 8
farther and come out into the clea
light. When he gets settled in Washing
ton. he can sit at the feet Of certai
senators who have been called lun'
tics, and he can learn cardinal trutl
respecting the currency question TIT
hitherto have had no lodging place
his brain-we say this not in derog'
ton Of the new senator's ment
achievements respecting the currenc
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
State Saloons.

South Cardinals experiment in the
LIQUOR business has excited no end of
criticism and ridicule but IL seems TO
stick and in a pecuniary sense II GER
tainly pays. 1t seems that the total
assets OF the state involved in the bust
ness amounts to $2s4,000. on which
there are liabilities OF about $4,000 out
standing Up TO date the profit is set
down at $1,000 Last August the sales
were 1000: in September. S90,5OO; in
October. slll.OOo. We can hardly ac-
count for this rapid increase except on
the theory that the South Carolina
mind is looking with more and more
favor upon the enterprise. and the
South Carolina thirst is steadily in
creasing. This year the South Carolina
authorities expect 10 make a net
profit OF $500. 900. or more than one
/ hundred per cent. on the whole invest
| ment.
Among the advantages South Caro-
\ lima claims for her system. X should
not be forgotten that she buys and re
tails only first-class GOods-she doe
. not Keen two or three different bottle
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-01-21
THE CHILLY MUSE.

=. 4. nice TO read of ingle-nooks where
cracking fires leap high
60 hear them rhyme of twinklins
stars that light a frosty sky
Ia, sxcept you're made of leather, JOY Is
dealt in paltry sums.
,.o,,'ye GOT TO mind the weather when
the
Comes.
~. M use singing cheer-em-ups ana
scraping on the string
Ard drawing fancy pictures OF the haPps
,-,,o folk of dropping feather the ms
taken minstrel strums,
Tor vou've got to mind the weather ""e''
for 49, Cold
the Wave
Comes.
m, po-eas does the singing and the fros'
Is on the pane; -. al.
IT,. hard 10 keep your spirits where the
tossing trees complain.
g g., misery together we must scratch io'
] comfort crumbs, -. ,,-ho,
For you've got 20 mind the weather "ne'
the U.,.e
Comes.
Washington Star.
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THE TRAMP.

Lat me stand o moment, person, IN your
study warm and bright,
IAke the moth your CHEEKY nrelisht DECK
ons from the dreary night
Sit DOWN. No. I'd rather stand mere
it's all the same 70 You.
I've no risht to take the time, sir' Vi
man that's good and true
r.vs not come to you for succor; I've no
beegar'e tale to tell
I but ift my eyes q moment from the
dreary path to he'll.
TIL not shock you with the story Oh my
my life. It's failure stands
written deeply on my face and faiters
from my trembling hands
I've no errand here Tonight ST. OUT 10
thank you for the warm
words of sympathy you uttered last
night at the church. The storm
Drove me freezing to the portal. where L
| crouched within the arch,
| Thinking bitterly the sexton wouio sooh
| find me out. and march
Me away to let the ladies sweep their
| silks adown the aisle
| On their fowery road to heaven there
no room for one so vile
As I am Excuse me, parson. You don't
l know the mad ming hate
or a wretch that. spurned, forsakeh'
fights alone against his fate.
Soon a strong hand struck my shoulder
IT will CO." muttered. yes.
Come right in" a kind voice answered
You are freezing cold. / guess
You'd be warmer down the aisle SIR
near this register" And there
I. bewildered found myself beneatn tne
gaslights cheerful glare
In that church of Christine nrst uhe
since my life was turned tonight,
: When my wife-my only hope on earth-
was buried from my sight.
Oh, the singing, Would TO God that
sound forevermore might roll
| Through my sorrow-haunted memory
Jesus Lover of My Soul.
Little wonder that the rich and poor
= who thronged that holy place
!. | Listened. breathless, to the sermon d
- with glowing words and face
yo, described the home celestial wher'
no seraph cares to know
Who has worn the silken garment or tn
sackcloth here below.
could see white hand becKon even III
II toward that home.
could hear a gracious whisper " MAJ
Is soever WILL may come
Good night. parson. you may never Sc
IN nv wretched face again,
But / thank you from my lonely hear
on. never mind the rain.
I'm used TO that. Go home with YOU! vi
no, l would not dare
nd Cast my shadow DER your hearthston
But II you would pray one prayer
nv | That the small white hand that DecKoi
me will never weary grow
Is / may meet you yet above the Storm
., Duluth Herald.