The Meeker herald., 1896-10-24
GEORGE ASSERTS HIMSELF.
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Punish.

young ferguson, pauSipg III ii.s .Elpn
tient walk TO ard fro long anorgh Il
turn the gas tribe lower and resum-
] ing with brisk stnccato movement his
r,arch up ard down the Little raIlor
"all these years have danced attend
ance ut your elbow, and the end seems
as far off as ever!"
"The end of my elbow, George o. in,
quired the young woman, with grieved
surprise.
No! The end Of my dance! You
know what l mean. How long do you
think I'm going TO stand it to-.
Doesn't it make you awfully tired,
George ?" she asked, with tender, yearr-
ing sympathy in her voice.
Tired? It's driving me mad. l
didn't come here to be made fun OF
this time. Look here, Laura Kajones,
do you know how long we've been en-
gagged to be married?"
Years. 1 should say. Let me see
was it not"
Years? It's centuries! It's an eter-
nifty and half. When think OF it
and wonder how much longer"
Wasn't it some time during that hot
summer of"
"Yes." he broke in. "You remember
it on account of the hot weather, do
you? l was q clerk on sl5 q week.
thought it was big salary until the
ice cream season hit me. If was good
enough then"
II was so young, you know"
$50 was l, but I'm overcoming that
infrmity mighty fast, let me tell you!
And you yourself"
"Sir."
well, of course, you're as young es
ever. But that isn't the point. You've
put me off year after year because we
couldn't afford it. I'm getting $1,000 n
year now, with prospect of partner
ship after awhile, and it does seem to
me"
But think of what it costs for gas
and hired girls, George" she lnurmured.
Listen to me. I'm doing the preach
ing now. I've been thinking the mat
ter over and I'm going to say my say
You've had your freedom long enough.
The party of the second part has some
rights. He's going to assert them.
You needn't try to scare me Off with
that yawn, either. 1t isn't genuine.
know a spontaneous yawn when see
it, and that's a three-ply, cut and dried,
machine-made fraud. You ought to
bc ashamed to try to introduce yawn
like that into good society. It gives
itself away every time. Don't do it
again. dear. or I'll say something about
it. This is business. There's a nice
little housa douyp have ~, Nf;oh;r,nn
nvenue-it isn't i'm Michigan avenue
because it's not out in the road, it's
above the ground, and it's 20 feet back
from the sidewalk-and it can be had
for $40 month. Yes, I've been max.
ing inquiries about it. acknowledge
It, l have also been posting myself as
TO the price of furniture, the probable
quantity Of milk and eggs a family of
two persons will be likely to consume
in week, and the desirability of the
neighborhood from u social point of
view. There's no telling when l may
take notion to speak to the minister
Don't drive G desperate man. too far.
proud girl. / don't want to have to
hire couple of ruffions and Il cab and
abduct you. 1t would get into the pa.
pers and I'd have to dodge reporters for
the next six weeks. Morcoycr-'
George Ferguson, if you are going
to talk to me like that I'll simply
NO, you won't. Sit still If you
make any fuss I'll call your father.
I've got the floor. When / have finished
my talk you can agitate the atmosphere
and I'll listen. Don't you see this sort
of thing can't go on forever? It'll have
to stop some day. If should die of old
nsc while I'm waiting for you to marry
me you would never forgive yourself.
The engagement ring on that finger is
worn almost through. I'll have to buy
you another one If you don't look out.
Who ever heard of such thing as that :,
In all the history of long engagements
l don't believe there's case in which
a man has had to get n second engage
ment ring on account of the first one
wearing out. Are you trying to break
record? Great Scott! Sometimes
the idea occurs to me that you are only
trifiing with me-that you don't mean
to be my wife. and never did. Some
times. when I nm alone in my own room
and think of the possibility of such
thing, and the shadow of the wasted
years rises before me and turn to the
future and see nothing ahead of me but
the gloom and desolation of hopes un.
fulfilled. is it any wonder that walk
the floor in misery"
George, dear" said Laura, tearsMly,
and in a trembling voice, her hands
clasped together and her whole Aeirv
radiant with tenderness and compass
sion, lis it possible You, too, suffer from
corns?"-Chicago Tribune.
Density of Population In Two cities.
The density of population in this
London area WIS 3I3 persons to the
acre, against les persons to the acre
in the whole of Bcthnal Green. There
ore three wards in New York city more
densely populated. or them the Tenth