New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-01-17
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

Tho anr.al Tuskegee Negro Conference VIII con-
vcne at Tuskegee Ala. on Wednesday, Marcn T.
Good Grounds-Wat;s-The won't be any EURO.
mean war Those rulers are all related 10 one
Potts-That's the very reason | think there WI"
be war.-Nnd,anapois Journa.
rho women of the State OF Missouri are circulat.
ING , netit,bn 10 the Governor OF the State ask.
lng him to appoint only married men as resident
physicians Id the insane asylums of the state.
No Contact Probable.-Friend-Th was a presW ,
sharp editorial paragraph that you naa apoas
mn, he win come in ana try to thrash you?
Editor-Oh no: he won't come near ll ,S;omerviiis
owed me 500 now for eleven yeaFS'-''o'''e' '''''
Journal
zens held IN Baltimore on Tuesday evening "
was decided 70 secure the Helne memorial mohu-
rnent and present 1t 10 the city OF Baltimore IN
behalf OF the German American citizens.
Mrs. Mork (an oklahoma matronl-ri wonder
what y The mater win the ,b clofK me Akali Ike
began cailn you. an i han't been anywh 3ars
ns rFn: sncs Xxi d2n 5aF M but every
time he comes in the clock stops and throws up
It's hanls."-(Chiclgo Record
The Publishers Circular estimates that in
Great Britain the output OF books is as foiiows'
sermons one volume day: novels. five day
educational books. two day; art and science. TWO
eac. every week: histories or biographies, six
week and law every two weeks.
"can the next case" Numbered the rural jus
tice The next case" said the shivering bailin;
on Ser no honor That is a case replied the JUS
tice. sterny which demands private nyestigat!on;
holidays Clear the court"'-(Ailanta constitution
The Hudson Street Hospital Is the downtown
emergency branch of the NewYork Hospital In
1906 216is dressing cases attended TO- de-
crease of iS5 from the year before This falling on
may fairly be ascribed TO the enforcement OF the
excise law for il is the opinion OF H. a Knoll the
superintendent OF the Hudson Street Hospital that
over 80 per cent of the dressing cases In the dis
pensary are directly due to ntoxicants
4 Perplexlty OF Leap Year-"Tm going TO resign"
said the editor in charge OF the how-to-behavs
column of a periodical. ,ror,rsa Tho nronrietor.
These people are getting too abstrnse for me.
Here's young man who writes 10 inquire JUST
a lady who shows symptoms of proposing
ington Star
An American lady who recently visited Para.
Brazil was invited while there to dine at the house
of a wealthy merchant. Everything was very gor-
goous and lavish I'm South American style. but, on
lea wing she was amazed hear her hospitabe host
say to her: IF you have any washing send 1t here
II is the custom there. IT seems. for wealthy house,
holds to take in laundry work as an employment
for their large retn,e OF servants. 1T did' now
ever" said the relaor, give me turn al the eho
Of a formal dinner party 10 DE asked ior lily so'ea
linen"
His views.-"what do you think Of this popular
WHY to tell the truth. have not paid much at
tention to it. but personally may say
that any loan that can negotiate would be
REGARDED az popular DO you happen to have
W about you?'-tChcago Post.
Some little time ago a famous firm Of London
solicitors found it necessary. in case involving
large interests, to have some detective work or
difficult and delicate nature done in this city. and
instead of employing the regular agencies put 1t In
the hands OF American woman OF good social
standing in private life She undertook the task.
and has been so completely successful in the per-
Torrance OF 1t that the firm employing her has not
only thanked her. but sent her a check for hand
some sum. The employment OF women OF educa-
ton and position for delicate detective work has
become common In England but thus far few women
have been employed in this country. II they
go into the business, however. II Is pretty sate 10
say that they VIII succeed in 1t
A well-known bank cashier was talking the other
day about the possibilities of contagion In soiied
banknotes and took occasion 10 remark tnat
much cleaner lot OF paper money was now IN clIcus,
lat!on than formerly. The banks. he said, now SEND
their soled notes to the United States Treasury to
be destroyed soon az sufficient quantity &C:
cumulaes u, justify II. and new notes are issneu
possible. but advisable. owing the increased IA.
cites for printing banknotes. One never sees g
white and new. smp.y because the Bank OF Eng
land never lets note 10 out second ,ims' ~.
though the average life OF Bank OF EnsanSd hUis
Ia said 10 be five days the notes which ma their
way the colonies are kept in Circulation IoI
years and these found to be In an even wosSs
condition than our own OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES"
Record.