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Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
NOTICE..

U. S. Land Office, St. Cloud, Mimi, Nov.
Con, plant has been entered at this
office by Burr f. Shute, against John s:
Anderson. for abandoning his homestead
the E1a of SEA, section 4, township 80,
range %, in Morrison county, Minnesota,
wifi view to :the cancellation of said
entry, the said parties are hereby sum;
RECEIVER, u. S. Land Office. St. Cloud {,
Mimi, on the 4th day of March. 1891. at 10
o'clock a. M, to respond and furnish tes-
timony concerning such alleged abandon
ment.
Further notice is hereby given that
hearing will be had at this office on the
18th day of March, 1897, at 10 o'clock q: M,
when the testimony taken as ordered
herein. will he examined and a decision
redered thereupon:
THEO. BRUENER,
Register.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
NEW JAPANESE RAILROADS.

Two Thousand Miles Contemplated-En-
gineers InvestiEati Our System.
TACOMA, WASH, Dec. 10. - Since
Tuesday, four prominent Japanese en-
gineers connected with the imperial
railway bureau have been investigating
railway matters in this city. They
are Messrs. Rinkaro Moura, K. Takber,
T. Yamaguohi and H. Iwaska, who
have been sent out as commission to
study American and European systems
of railroads, elevated street railways,
etc. Mr.. Yamaguohi said that it is in.
intended to build 1000 miles Of railway
in the Japanese empire, and IN ele-
waited street railway in Toxic. The
commission is en- route to San Fran
cisco, and goes thence to New York,
France and Germany.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
is SHORT 100000.
Treasurer Of q Boston Trust Comp
Defaulter.

Treasurer Of q Boston Trust Company =
Defaulter.
BOSTON, Dec. 19.-Frank @. sMile3,
for more than 20 years the trusted
treasurer of the Boston Safe Deposit
and Trust company, one Of the oldest
and most conservative of Boston's
banks, is q defaulter for at least 800, :
600. Officials say Miles has been treas
urer of the institution since it began
business In 1876, and during all the III
years had handled the funds Of the
company in the most conservative and
careful manner. not even a whisper
being heard as to his integrity until
now
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Died Full of Honors.

WHITE EARTH, Mimi, Dec. $40.
be-gwodanice, famous Chippewa
brave, is dead. In early days he be-
came noted in his tribe for his daring
and doughty proves on the warrath
against their then deadly enemies the
Sioux, and for his success in the chase
He was an oracle in the grand medicine
lodge, and had attained the coveted
degree Of the white dog in that sacred
Or1or
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
"Cooney the Fox Arrested.

ST. JOSEPH, NO., Dec. 21. John p
Kunze, the suspect in the famous DR..
Cronin murder case, who was known
as "Cooney the Fox" has been arrested
and taken to Leavenworth, Kan,
charged with obtaining money under
false pretenses. Kunze recently bought
the Hotel Imperial in that city for $50,
600, giving check for $500 on account
and pending settlement of the deal
borrowed considerable money and left
town without repaying it.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Children Cry fol
Pitchers casror's
I.aurier Upheld In Cornwall.

OTTAWA, Ont, Dec. Alan election
for seat in the dominion parliament
in Cornwall resulted in q victory fo1
Snetsinger, the government candidate,
by majority of over 500. Cornwall is
q strong Roman Catholic constitu ency.
and the recent settlement Of the Mani
toba school question was made tho
main issue of the campaign. At the
last election, in June, the conservatives
carried the county by over 300 m a.
iOrity.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
whole..le Chinese smu~~l,n~.

Wholesale Chinese Smuggling.
Ell PAso, Tex, Dec. 19.-During the
past few days Chinese by the wholesale
have been smuggling themselves across
the river several hundred miles below
Ell Paso and also across the Ae3ican
line in Arizona J. II. sBehan, Chinese
agent at this point. catches 9 bunch Of
the yellow kids every day trying to
pass through to New Orleans or San
Francisco.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
VIII Stop Retaining Pensions.

DIES MONIES, Dec. 2l.-Judge Wool
son of the federal court has postponed
action on the prosecution Of the Sol.
diers' Home trustees for withholding
pensions of inmates. The trustees
agree to cease holding out any part Of
the pensions and will amend the rules
to that effect at once. They will, how.
ever at once arrange to have congress
pass law making such collection of
pensions Oh the part of the home legal.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Will Hang the Same Day.

FRANKFORT, KY, Dec. 2l.-Sheriff
Plummer of Newport has been in con-
sultation with Governor Bradley. The
latter indicated that he would fix the
same day for the execution of both
Scott jackson and Alonzo Walling.
The final mandates of the court have
not yet reached the governor, but he is
already receiving letters by the hun
dreds pleading for mercy for Pearl
Bryan's murderers.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Wont Out For Business.

DIES MONIES, H., Dec. ia special
train Of three coaches containing over
100 Des Moines citizens was run to
Centerville and intermediate towns.
The state, county and city officials and
fully rs Of the prominent business men
of the city made up the crowd which
went visiting to make friends with
merchants and business men along tho
route of the Keokuk and Western.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Four Additional Battalions.

MADRID, Dec. l9.-Four additional
battalions of Spanish troops have EN-.
barked for the Philippine islands, and
Gen. Polavieja, the new captain gen.
eral of that colony has asked for rein
forcements of 10 additional battaliOns.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Eminent :Jurjst Dying.

Eminent Jurjst Dying.
LEXINGTON, Va, Dec. l9.-Hon. John
Randolph Tucker, the eminent jurist
and dean of the law school of Wash.
ington and Lee university. is critically
ill at his home here. He has been con-
fined to his bed for three weeks with
pleurisy. He is 78 years Of age.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Not Ready for Disarmament.

PARIS, Dec. 2l.-M. De Jeante, III
the chamber Of deputies, offered mo-
ton that the government summon an
international conference Of the powers,
with the view of a general disarma.
ment and demanded urgency for it..
The urgency motion was opposed by
the premier, M. Meline, and was de.
feated by vote Of 400 to IS.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25

Believed to Be Murder and Suicide.
ST. LOUIS, Dec, 19.-Anton Benning,
q huckster. found the dead body Of his
wife stretched upon cot in one room,
and in the front room the corpse Of his
stepbrother, Henry Kemmerling, both
shot through the left temples. 1t is be-
lieved that Kemmerling was in love
with the woman and killed her through
jealousy.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
Not Enough for Home Needs.

SYDNEY, N. s. W.. Dec. l9.-The
government statistician estimates that
the wheat yield for New South Wales
is z, ABE, 600 bushels, which is 1880, 900
bushels below tl>s local wants.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25
BUFFALO BILL.
A NOTED MANS OPINION ON A SUB
JECT OF VITAL IMPORTANCE.

tie speaks from experience. His life, his knowledge
of the Indians and his unimpeachable Integrity
lend weight to his statements.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1896-12-25

LINDBERGE. BLANCHARD & LINDBENGH,
Attorneys.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
Agents Wanted $40 9 tG ss;, $40
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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
RrOm the san Eranclseo AEgonaat.l

FrOm the San Francisco Argonaut)
In the heart OF the great desert OF the
Colorado--which the Southern Pacific
traverses-thers Il an oasis called Indio,
which. In our opinion. Is the aanitarium
OF the earth. We believe. from personal
investigation, that for certain individuals,
there Is no spot on this planet 50 favor
able"
@. T. Stewart. NJ D.. writes: The
purity Of the air. and the eternal sum
shine, fill one with wonder and delight
Nature has accomplished 30
much that there remains but little for
man to do. As TO its possibilities a. .
health reeort-here Is the most perfect
sunshine, with a temperature always
pleasant, a perfectly dry soil. for rain Il
an unknown factor; pure oxygen. dense
atmosphere and pure water. What more
can be desired7 II Is the place. above
all others, for lung troubles. and q para
disc for rheumatics. Considering tho
number Of sufferers who have been
cured. have no hesitancy IN recon-
mending this genial oasis as the haven
Of the afflicted"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
TELL IT OUT.

Don't sit down and wait for trade,
'Taint the way.
Get a hustle. make her show,
Push your business-make her so,
Don't sit down ind wait for trade,
'Taint the way.
'Taint the way.
II you've got something to sell.
Tell II about.
Let your neighbors see you're fly"
Get up bargains" don't say die.
II you've anything to sell.
Tell II out,
Tell II out,
Folks don't know you II you don't
Advertise.
Keep things movin' every day,
Talk about 1t; that's the way.
Folks won't know you II you don't
Advertise.
Advertise.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Scaly eruptions on the head, chapped
hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds,
burns are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is at present
the article most used for piles, and it
always cures them. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless,
and invariably reliable are the quail
ties of One Minute Cough Cure, 1t new
er fails In colds. Group and lung trou-
bles Children like it because 1t is
pleasant to take and it helps them,
Chas. Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Soothing, and not irritating. strength
enlng, and not weakening, small but
effective-such are the qualities of De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills. Chas, Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE,DAY
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II 1t
fails to cure. 25c, For sale by Chas,
Rogers, Druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

There are two reasonable things which
everybody should do; take good care
OF ones health: and II lost. regain II
quickly, and to this everybody will
agree. And there are a great multitude
OF people who are agreed that for both
purposes Simmons Liver Regulator is
the best helper, II am troubled with
torpid liver and nothing gives relief so
quick like Simmons Liver Regulator. -
II. r. Strange, Lake City Fla.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

The British ship Yallarol, 1899 tons.
Captain Brown. arrived in port Tues-
day night IS days from Valparaiso
She has $50 tons Of sand and stone bal
last The Yallaroi carries a crew OF
twenty-sevcn men and brought two
passengers to Astoria. She was sighted
of 'Tillamook Rock about week ago.
but was blown to the north during the
storm.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

1t is fixed and immutable law that
to have good sound health, one must
have pure, rich and abundant blood
There is no shorter nor surer route
than by a course of Dewitt's sarsapa-
rilla. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
NOTICE TO MARINERS.
Willamette River. Channel to Portland.
Oregon.

Notice Is hereby given that the swaI
Island Bar 1owerl, three-pile post-light
beacon. also the Swan Island bar up
peri singIe-piie post light beacon. wer,
carried away by the present freshet
and win be replaced as early as practi,
cable.
This notice affects the Lists OF Lights
and Fog Signals Pacific Coast, 1886
Page "a. No. 1857 and 1859. also the
List OF Beaoons and Buoys, Pacific
Coast. 1895. Page 50.
by order OF the Lighthouse Board.
JNo. p, MERRILL.
Commander U. 5. Navy.
Inspector 18th L. II. District
Office OF u. S. Lighthouse Inspector,
Portland. Oregon, II Nov, 1896.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

The interests OF labor and capital
are the same, and the men who marched
together and voted together are now
reaping the benefits together.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

1t has been judlcially decided in Mis-
souri, that the courts must recognize
n common law wldower the same as
a common law widow
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Business canot revive too quickly nor
spread itself too fast. Winter is coming
and there are lots OF good worklngmen
out Of employment,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

The gold-standard free-traders who
are asserting that the victory was not
for protection afford another illustra-
tion OF how easily some men can fool
themselves.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Lightning struck a football team as
1t was about to play a match at Liver
pool recently, killing one man and bad
ly inJuring two others.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
CASToREA.
TAs iao- n
alsnatnra II ~ NVN[-A evefy
Al (<<<z\GV [<<[C<Lz/ warpeS'

1t will not be charity but business
that win provide for the poor this win
ter, and work and wages will be bet
ter than free SOUP
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
ROYAL BAKING Powder
Highest of all In Ieavening
strength u. S. Government Report.

From the present outlook for the
mining industry it would seem that the
days of old, the days of gold, are about
to return again.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
Commodious and
Comfortable Cottages

have just been erected at Indio station.
that VIII be rented 10 applicants At rea-
sonable rates. They are furnished with
modern conveniences. supplied with pure
artesian water and 20 situated as TO give
occupants all the advantages to be do-
rived from more or less protracted
reaidencs IN this delightful climate
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

An Indian playing on the University
of Virginia football team is another
evidence Of advancing civilization.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Winter has already become frozen
fact in some parts Of the East in spite
of the almanac, and the people are get
ting out their skates.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
| INDIO
Absolutely
Dry and Pure Tropical
Climate
Pronounced by Physicians the
most Favorable in America
for sufferers from
Lung Diseases and
Rheumatism
Many Remarkable Cures
Lung Diseases and
Rheumatism
Many Remarkable Cures

The objections urged against Indio In
the past By the large numbers who
otherwise would have been glad TO take
advantage Of its beneficial climate, has
been a lack Of suitable accommodation
The Southern Pacific Company takes
pleasure IN announcing that several
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

The British ship PenthesIlea. which
was driven onto the sands during the
recent storm. Is still aground. An at
tempt was made to float her yesterday,
but II was Of no avail. The vessels
cargo will no doubt have TO be lighter
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

Parties desiring the best of Job printing
at the lowest prices should call at the
Astoria Job ofice before going else
where.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
THE ABOVE PICTURE DOES NOT
REPRESENT

A passenger train on the Chicago, MI
waukee and st. Paul Railway. No. ItS
tArins are vestibuled. heater by steam.
and lighted by electricity Each sleep
car berth has an electric reading lamp.
It's dining cars are the best In the world,
and It's coaches are palaces on wheels.
This great railway. connecting as II
does with all transcontinental lines at st.
Paul and Omaha, assures TO the tarvelinR
public the best service known. Tickets
via tho Chicago. Milwaukee and 81. Paul
Railway are on sale at all railroad ticket
Offices TO any point In the United States
or Canada. For maps. folders and other
information, address,
@. ]. EDDY, General Agent.
". W. CASEY, Portland, Or
Trav. Pass and Tkt. Agent,
Portland, Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
MARINE MATTERS.

~. p ~ Zb ~ ~. eh, DolOw zero. zero.
Moon. II, Flrnt ". ~, Full Moon.
The steamship Elder left up the river
yesterday morning
The steamer Augusta sailed yeBter-
day for Tlllhmook and Nehalem.
The bark Aureoula arrived late Tues
day night, She VIII load lumber.
The schooner Louis. lumber laden for
Melbourne. viii go to sea tomorrow
The British ship Peleus sailed yester-
day for Plymouth with i26.OeG bushels
Of wheat. valued at i02.5OO.
Tho tender Manzanita sailed yester-
day for Yaquina and Coos bays. where
she viii replace several buoys.
The pilot schooner San Jose arrived In
port yesterday for her months rest.
the Jessie taking her place outside.
The British ship Melhnope. which
sailed Tuesday for the United Kingdom.
carried sa,s52 bushels OF wheat. valued
at tG2. 800.
The columbinc did not leave out yes
terday. as was expected. but viii prob
ably sail today She goes TO Destruc-
ton Island
The steamer Harrison arrived from
NchGlem yesterday, Her cargo con
nIntnh nrIncInnIlv Of I1An rnnnn Of snlrn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

The steamer Harrison arrived from
Nchslem yesterday. Her cargo con
sisted principally Of 1890 cases Of sRlm-
on from the NehHlem Packing Co. for
NJ. ]. Kinney.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19
a Tw1sTER

A twister IN twisting
May twist him a twist.
For in twisting twist
Three twists make a twist:
But II one Of the twists
Untwists fror~ the twist.
The twist untwisting
Untwists the twist.
That is. when IT'S twisted with anw
other twine than MARsHALLfB.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-11-19

The pilot schooner San Jose arrived In
port yesterday for her months rest
the Jessie taking her place outside.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1896-12-25
The Governments Banking Business.

A great Chicago national bank
failed last Monday, owing its de-
pOsitors over $12 100000. A Federal
official, the Comptroller of the Cur
rency, has appointed receiver TO
take charge of the assets of the
bank, and distribute them in due
time among Its creditors.
Several times during the past
year, and once within the last
thirty days, the same Federal Off
cial has, by his deputies, examined
the affairs of this same bank and
virtually certified that its condi-
tion was sound. 1t is no fault of
his that the bank has since become
insolvent, but insolvent it is,never-
theless.
What has happened in the case
OF this particular bank may happen
any day with a dozen others of the
remaining 3,67S institutions over
which the Federal Government
exercises a paternal supervision,
and for whose solvency 1t periodic
ally vouches.
Is it not time for the Federal
Government to give up this sort OF
banking business, and turn it over
to the individual States ?-N. Y.
Sun.
What has become of that "Ad.
vance AGENT? If we had BIZ
metalism Uncle Sam would not
have to close its banking houses.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1896-12-25
Almond Albadien.
Tho most Elegant Toilet Article

The only preparation that re
moves all diseases OF the skin, pre-
venting tendency to wrinkles, or
ageing Of the skin, whitening or
drying up Of the flesh and skin. II
positively removes all blemishes,
Freckles, pimples, blackheads,
yellow or mudy skin, moth, red
nose, or any form of facial disflgure-
ments. BY using Almond Albadien
you can possess beautiful and
lovely complexion. This prepara-
tlon Is true remedy to cure. Itis
a face tonic, clenser, cleansing all
the impure matter from the pores
of the SHIN, leaving the skin smoth
and unblemished.. Those who hold
their face an object of care will do
well by calling at the City Drug
Store, Logan Ohio, and giving AL.
mond Albadien a trial. ~
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1896-12-25

Is the consumer to know what you
have. In this busy world Of ours
time is to precious and life to short
for US to go from store to store in
quest of something we cannot find.
The merchant who advertises his
business will get the trade Of the
busy, bustling housewife, and the
more impatient restless lord Of
creation, man, who In the hurly-
burly of every day life, has not the
time nor inclination to go iDquir-
ing where to get this or that but
grabs up paper sees in an "ad"
what he wants hurries to the store
makes his purchase and is gone.
A hint to the wise is sufficient.