The Republican journal., 1896-04-09

The use of Halls Hair Remover promotes
the growth of the hair, and restores its nat
ural color and beauty, frees the scalp of
dandrutI, letter, and all impurities
Little 1nquisitve: "Say, pa, why do they
call money dough-" Wise Parent: ooh,
don't know; perhaps because it's always
kneaded-n-e-e-d-e-d,I mean. See F? I'll have
to tell that to your mother"
It's good thing to keep in the house
that Adamson's Botanic Cough Balsam. 1t
stops that dry, tickling feeling often expert
enced i'll the night and always cures the
cough or cold. Zoe. and Soc. per bottle
~ ain goin' in 50 terrible strong fob desc
new women idees,' said Uncle Eben, "but
kahn symperthze wifi a lot O able bodied
| citizens dat seems ter think er woman
mus MT do er mans work onless she's done
married de man" Washington Star.
THE BREATH of chronic catarrh patient
is often offensive that he becomes an OBJ
ject of disgust. After time liberation sets
in, the SpOngy bones are attacked and fire.
quently destroyed. A constant source of
discomfort is the dripping of the purulent
secretons into the throat sometimes pro-
ducing inveterate bronchitis, which has been
the exciting cause of pulmonary disease
( The brilliant results by its use for wears
past properly designate Ely's Cream Balm
as by far the best and only cure
There is hardly any use to try to do any
| thing in this world. In all probability lust
as soon as a fellow has learned to nicely
how to tuck away a young woman's big
| sleeves, there will be sudden change of
| fashion, and all fellows experience will go
for naught. Boston Transcript
Ola People.
| Old people who require medicine to regu-
late the bowels and kidneys will find the
| true remedy in Electric Bitters. This med
| itinp does St1m1llatp
whiskey nor other intoXicant, but acts a
| tonic and Alternative. 1t acts mildly on the
stomach and bowels, adding strength and
| giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding
| Nature in the performance of the functions
Electric Bitters is an excellent appetizer
and aids digestion. Old People find it Just
exactly what they need. Price fifty cents
per bottle at A. A. Howes & Co.'S Drug
Store.
A Beneficiary pointing to placard, ''Spec-
ial Favors for Germans'O: "Ish dot an au-
thentic statement" Fancy Goods Dealer
~ es, sir; it is ~ Wogglebaum: "Den lendt
me, tif tollers. l vos only two years from
Stuttgart" Puck.
Two Lives Saved.
Mrs. Phoebe Thomas of junction City, Ill,
| was told by her doctors she had Consump-
ton and that there was no hope for her, but
two bottles of DR.. Kings New Discovery
| completely cured her and she says it saved
her life. Mr.. Thos. Eggers, 139 Florida St.
San Francisco, suffered from a dreadful
cold, approaching Consumption, tried with
out result everything else then bought one
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery and in
two weeks was cured He is naturally
thankful. 1t is such results, of which these
are samples, that prove the wonderful effca-
cy of this medicine in Coughs and Colds.
Free trial bottles at A. A. Howes & Co.'S
Drug Store. Regular sizes SOC. and 500.
slow commissioners" eyes, nurse, think
so, you see he has been very sick and there
is serious complication-he is extremely
wealthy Chicago Post