The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1896-10-16
Editorial and Otherwise.


The undertaken urns money By urning peo-
pie.
Men are always charitablc--to their own
faults.
Even the poorest liyer does not like the
poorest liver.
The great artist Titan loved red hair-but
not in hash.
Tell the truth; especially when you know It
cannot hurt you.
Initiation is good for bicycle tire, but not
for railroad stock.
Vanity in n woman is rather attractive; in
man it is detestable.
Overconfdcnce is a bad thing, especially
when YOU have it III yourself.
I Despite its name the microphone was not in
vented by an lrishTnan.
All things NAV not come to him who waits,
but death certainly does.
Men of nerve and brain dress to suit them
selves, and not at the behest Of any set fash
ion.
trust, and vet nearly all kisses are given on
trust.
If n woman only knew her husband as well
before marriage as she does afterward, she
would marry some other fellow.
The girl who wishes she had been born a
boy, will never make good wife--she will
want to wear the trousers.
Honesty would not be such valuable trait
If it wasn't for its scarcity.
Troubles are like babies: they grow larger
by nursing.
Crater lake, in Oregon, is the deepest body
OF fresh water in America.
An educated man is one who hurls epithets
instead of brickbats.
When girl is in lovc she cares very little
about who IS running for president.
A man named Grow is running for office in
Philadelphia.
Kentucky intends to have good whiskcy and
free turnpikcs.
A sucker is born every minute; give the
babies chance.
Children cry for the moon when they grow
up they want the earth.
| 1t takes about four generations of riches to
produce a boy without frecklcs.
Kissing n fashionable Young lady on the
check is one way to remove paint.
1t is easy to bear the aches of another mans
corns.
Men always bow to fate, but not as matter
of courtesy.
just when man needs his nerve the most
he cannot find it.
1t is quite permissible to rob Peter to pay
Paul, if your name is Paul.
All the worlds stage, and all the men and
women want to ride on top.
We promise according to our hopes, and
perform according to our fear.
II you do not let yonr light shine. how many
people will have to stay in the dark2
Very many people have weak eyes from
lacking on the bright side of things.
Hon. Eugene Sykes, Of Aberdeen has been
elected president of the law class of the Uu-
versity of virginia.
As long as you hold enmity against fellow
creature don't insult the Lord BY asking Him
to forgive your trespasses.
The money in circulation in the United
States on October LIST, 1896, aggregates ST.
$780,, ,2S9, or $22.05 per capita.
The Chicago Dispatch rises to remark:
"Rowdyism at Yale shows that the asses are
arrayed against the Masses"
Chameleons always change their color on
the approach Of a storm and assume a neutral
hue, darker than their customary tint.
A man in Pennsylvania claims to haye killed
1000 snakes recently. lie does not state what
sort Of whiskey he has been drinking.
Colleges do not always turn out gentlemen,
or even men. 1t depends great deal on the
raw material
The French think that Cleveland refused a
third term. They are mistaken. lie simply
refused to quit fishing.
! Very few wives love their husbands well
enough moi to laugh when they see them Crap
pling with the toothachc.
An unbrcakabe carriage shaft has been in.
vented, having joint which permits it to fold
when the horse falls.
London is growing so rapidly and the popa.
lation is moving so far away from the old cen.
ters that the suburban theatre is becoming ar
institution Of importance.
"No wonder" says the New York journal
! "the corporations shudder and increase theil
campaign subscriptions when they think o.
the kind of an attorney general Mr.. Bryar
would select" "
Mckinley has received a live eagle from q,
admiring would-be constituent, presumabl,
as birthday present. 1t Is a peculiar ans
nevcr-iailing characteristic Of Mckinley tha
he will take anything he can get.
The school board In nm Iowa county ha,
passed a resolution To use corn for fuel. Il
that section corn is selling for 10 cents
bushel. This is cheapey Nan coal in ,ha
part Of the country.
A wealthy American, who makes 1.ondor
his home, writes State Treasurer Stephens, O
Missouri, saying: "Gold-bug as am, in III,
: end believe that the triumph Of the silvel
cause will be the best for America, and III,
selfshncss Of the capitalists in the East hni
brought IL upon themselves"
ADVERTISE.
A man may bet,
And a man may sweat;
And man may puff and blow;
But he can't get trade
By sitting in the shade,
Waiting for business to grow.