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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

A canvas among the druggists OF
this place reveals the fact that Cham.
berlain's are the most popular propri.
etary medicines sold. Chamberlain
Cough remedy especially, is regarded
AS i'll the lead of all throat trouble
remedies, and as such, is freely pre-.
scribed by physicians. AS Group
medicine, it is also unexcelied, and
most families with young children
keep bottle always handy for in.
slant use. The editor of the Graphic
has repeatedly known Chamberlain
Cough Remedy to do the work after
all other medicines had failed.-The
Kimball, S. ID. GRAPHIC. For sale
at 20 and 80 cents per bottle ny Barr
Bros, druggists, Grantsville.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

er aud pupils on their good work, and
touched briefly on the duties of pa
rents and pupils, and showed in a
logical manner the result if such CO.
operation was neglected. After
which Mr.. }. l.. Elliott ventilated
his cloquence, endorsing what Mr..
Cooper had said, and giving some
wise ideas of his own, which was
right to the point. For the sake of
brevi,y we will say, many of the pa.
rents, whose regulations extend
throughout the length and breadth of
this county, united in pronounclng
this anniversary as especially signai.
lied for good work done throughout
the term and closing with an enter
tainment OF real briliiancy and solid
excellence.
The whn.e entertainment. though
only that of young amsteurs, was
marked by So much thoroughness and
finish that it would have taken rank
far above many program rendered
by professionals had it been brought
in competition. With few farewell
remarks from Miss Kenney, an entc
tainment that will he long remember.
ed was brought to close.
| Prnrc
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

When people are obliged to tax e
medicine they want that it shall give
quick relief and not add discomfort to
their..sufferings. Three reasons why
people who suffer with Constipation
and Billiousness should take Simmons
Liver Regulator: ut is Better than
Pills, it does not grippe, it gives quick
relief, and does not weaken, but
strengthens and refreshes me whole
system.-J. r. Inland, Monroe, Ia.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
pAW0RS Relief Cures Sick Headache,
Ut Neuralgia, Cramps, Cholera Morbus
DiarrhGa, &c. as cents for large bottle.

The outlook for activity in railroad
building in this State during the com.
ing summer is rather flattering. Sew.
eral new lines ere under contempls.
ton, and some short lines are to he
extended. Narrow gnges will be con.
verted to standard gagged roads. II
we would have one to come our way
IT may become necessary to throw
out the life line"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

The editor of a local newspaper is
the mosIthoroughly criticised individ-
ual of community. To escape crit
icism he would have to be mem.
her of all the churches and of none; a
prohibitionist and drunkard at one
time; married man and q single
man at once; genius and a fool; a
hypocrite, liar, back bitter, ras.
cal and the opposite of each.-Web-
ster Echo.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

81, ,CuNBEELAND, Mn, August Il 20. {
To lanes CioTA e 60.
Ge"Ht,nen:--I have examined your;Is ar
pies of Braddock's Pure Rro snd H,rl,v
Malt whi-kies, and according to INV Judy
nent they arc what they profess to be, the
pure article and Of best Of quality. Malt
extracts IN great variety o-e being nam
i~ctur and pui into market for medical
use particularly for dyspcplic complaints.
errors OF digestion and other wasting dis
eases where thc.Pcptonic powers are weak.
IN SUCH cases the combination Of maltpep
tones with alcohol often proves the best
and mort successful agent for cure, and in
an mat class OF cases your Barley Malt
will prose an effective agent. Tho intsiIi.
gent practitioner will find in your mann
lectures remedies for ch cases and ethsy
agents on which hc can roly.
Very truly yours,
&. IL. DIR, N. ID.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

j. Jerome Haddox, editor of the
Lincoln Citizen, after delivering him.
self of a long exhortation, opened the
doors Of the Populist Church, party
for the special benefit of Moses w.
Donnally, proprietor Of the Charles.
ton Gazette. Donnally has not yet
tallOn on the Citizens neck and wept.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

BY virtue Of = decree of the circuit court
of Calhoun county, rendered at the Fcbr,El-
~ term, OF 1896, in the chauccry cause ..
Want " Barr ag;dnts James VI Propst the
undersigned special commissioners for the
purpose will o.ier Tor sale, 1T public auction.
to tie highest and best bidder, ut the front
door Of the court huulc of said counth on
the 9Th day oC April, 1895, that being the
the first day Of the county cOnrt nfydid COIN
~, the curt,sry Of said defendant Prorst. i'm
two tracts of land situate on Pine creek. said
county, containing - acres ard % poles.
more or le.,- and lGi acres more or less. re-
s"crtlullv, 40 dcc"ccd ~ bee sold ~ the said
Fcbrmr. term, 1897, and for 70 better de-
N'rirtipn reference is here made to- the *
hihit filed in the said cause. Said curtc-cy
to be- sold for the least term Of years sufficient
a. pay the debt Of plaintiffs and costs
Terms of slIc:--Sutiicicnt c;l-h in hand To
pay the costs ofsuit and expenses of sale, and
for the residue on credit of g. - and Is
months, the purchaser giving his notes with
good personal security for the deferred in
stallmcnts, bearing interest from date.
". T.. SrTvENsoS, Special
REESE BLIZZARD. B Commissioners.
Bond given as required in decree in this
cause. Icste:
5i-iw. II. w. Hall, Clerk.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
Reduced Rates to Washington
Via. u. ~ o. II. II.

Washington is beyond a doubt the
most attractive City in this Country.
and is declared by many to be the
most beautiful City in the World.
The beginning ola new Congress and
recent political events will add add.
tional interest and make visit Mt
this time particularly enjoyable.
The Excursions Inaugurated by the
b. d o. Railroad make it possible
for every one, however limited the
Pocket-boOk, to spend Il short time at
the National Capital. The third ex.
cursiOn Of the series, via this popular
line, is announced for Thursday.
March 18th Pleasant side trims hive
also been arranged to points Of inter.
est IN and about the Capital.
We give below a list pr stations in
this vicinity showing the time OF trains
and rates # fare.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

At the above location, tcornor HarEe
street ana curt Square We have spsHss
= branch Of the celebrated Eraddoek Dis-
tillery, whose famous goods VIC ca. ~
~ from 81 to 81 rSr gallon.
No charge for jugs.
Our stock will include a Eroat variety Of
Puro Whistles,
Imported and Domestic BrAndiss,
Imported and Home NJ AIDE Wines
Fine Bottled Gssls.
All goods from the Di.Iillery guarantees
'trictiy pure.
ss7-No goods sold by tho drink.
ho trade Is solicited 10 in,pect eur sleek
and judge for theuselves.
Reference Ind and Bird National
bank", cumberland; lT Naioasl Eask.
,arke rssurg; Shenandoah Valley EniShGi
Bank, Winchester, Va.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Some merciless, cold-hearted, injudi-
cious wretch had the eGrontery to say
the other day that p. w. Morris
School Book Bill, that became a law
during the last session of the Legisla.
ture, had on "bloomers,"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

The Mckinley boom is surely on.
Several Of the Republican papers of
this State are trying to head off the
procession in the interest of Elkins,
but the lntelligencer seems to hold
the check rein.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Maj. III. G.. Flesher, Prosecuting
Attorney..of Mcdowell county, has
announced himself as candidate for
Judge of the 9th Judicial district
Boone Bloomer.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

This is great big broad country
filled with great big broad men of
great big broad intellects, an as soon
as fellow starts wrong or strays into
by and forbidden paths, he is sure to
be called TO an account.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
RJ'RIC.

Last .ea-on Ike L., Hall, druggist,
Of West Lebanon, Indiana, sold four
gross of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Dmrrhoea Remedy and SAYS ev-
cry bottle of it gave perfect satisfac-
ton. For sale by Barr Bros, drug
gIsts, Gruntsville.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
Not to be Trificd With.

| From Cincinnati Gazette.
Will people never learn that q
"cold" Is an accident to he dreaded,
and that when it occurs treatment
should be promptly applied? There
is no knowing where the trouble will
end; and while complete recovery is
the rule, the exceptions are terribly
frequent, and thousands upon thous
ands Of fatal illnesses occur every
year ushered in by little injudicious
exposure and seemingly trifling symp.
toms. Beyond this, there are to-day
countless invalids who can trace their
complaints to Colds" which at the
time of Occurrance gave no concern,
and were therefore neglected When
troubled with cold use Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. 1t is prompt
and effectual. % and so cent bot.
ties for sale by Barr Bros, druggists,
Grantsville.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

The Free Silver Republicans will
cut about the same figure in national
politics this year as the Gold Stand.
ard Democrats will. Not much will
be gained or lost.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

The Spaniards may cruelty murder
Cuban insurrectionists, but if they
get too gay with Uncle Sam's chill.
Ten they will get their jaws slapped.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
Meeting OF stockhoIders.

A Certificate Of Incorporation hav.
ing been OF the u day Of February,
1896, issued to the GAINESVILLE Oil and
Gas Company, therefore notice is
hereby given tina; the undersigned, a
majority of ;he corporation named in
such certificate, having appointed the
10th day Of March, 1896, rs the time.
and Blizzard d Sleveuson's Law OF.
flee, IN the town Of GranlsvilIe, Cal.
houn county, as the place for holding
n general meeting Of the Stockholders
If such corporation, to elect Board
Of Directors, make Bylaws and trans.
act any other business which may
lawfully be doue by said Stockhold.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Certain rights are guaranteed to
every citizen of the United States,
and no one, no matter how powerful,
has the right to gain say them.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
Str. w. A. Hilton
CrestOn and Parkeraburg Daily
Packet.
DOWN "TRIP.

Leaves Creston at6:00 o. ~; pass.
es Samoa at $50 q. IN Burning Sp'g
at 7:15 a. m. Palestine atS:15 y. M:
Elizabeth at S:45 a. M; Newark At
1000 q m; Leachtowu at 1880 q.
m. kanawha at 1913 q. m; arrive
at ParkersDurs ~ 1880 p m.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

A. +. Kenney secured n contract
with the School Book Commission for
n West Virginia geography.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

There are a great many possibilities.
1t is even possible to be mistaken
some times.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

The Populist Party expect to car
ry the cODBtry in the coming cam
paign. AT least some of them talk
30.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

No matter how cheap talk may ne,
it will be costly luxury to the peo-
pie for the next six months.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

They are not having much Of a
time in Kentucky trying to elect u.
s. Senator.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Leaves ParkcIsbure at $3.50 p. M .
passes Kanawha 900 p. M; Leach.
town at j:45 p. M Ncnaik az G.8O
p. M Elizabeth at 7:I5 p. IN Pal.
estine at SID p. IN Burning Sp.gs
$3.50 p. M; Sumoa~ 1890 p. M; ar.
rive at Creston at 1900 p. M.
a. b. HILTON, .........M Master.
Z. Z. BALL, .................... Clrek.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Wayne county's $4,000 Court
House was burned to the ground few
days ago. 1t was fully insured.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Ex-President Harrison will wed
before long.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

"Gold Bug" and Free Silver
Crank" are favorite expressions now
adays.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

We are real glad that the Glovers
Gap statesman has finally gotten an
office.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
q. 2. BBLL,
SURVEYOR or LA9BG,

GrmtsUHie. ". W.
a u work ortruslod ~ my care nj |
receive pr nlpt and careful attention.
All correspondence promptly ans.
wered. SOC COG
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
Notice! S25 ReMardu

Numbers of ends of SAW locs b...
necn seen Heating down the Lit,Io
Nanamha river marked II. h. which
Is tho brand Of Burns Bios. 4 U"T
man, "n saw logs We will riy. s25
Tor the arrest and CONVICTION of ,nx
persons WI n has sawed oil the end, of
such saw logs.
BURNs Bios.
o'"' 1900 56-yl
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

CorrespondIngly low rates from 9th.
or stations.
Tickets will be- good ten days. and
viii be valid for passage from Wash.
irgtou ~ Baltimore ut nny time with.
~ the life Of the ticket.
For Pullman Car accommodations
md othor information, address nearest
j. q o. Agent.
Don't forget the date, Thursday,
March 10Th.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

The rank and file will breath some
hot air ip the next few months.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Possibly we will have to rub out
and do the school book question over.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Lightning Hot Drops
What . FUNNY NameI
VEN True, but IL Kills Al Pain.
SoId EVeryN~hors. Every Day
Without Relief, There 10 No PAY
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

WfHcHE,TEE, NA.,::AugnsE1o, as.
H'ar Sirs:- have frequesIly used in
my practice hero your Addocks Pare
rye and Barley Malt whiskiss; I believe
hem to he pure and free from sInltora-
IONS ours truly,
Fl. T.. MCGUIRE, MD.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

Moundsville Is to have a daily pa
per.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
HE HAS THE TRADE.

1ne vigilance Oh the poilce SerVlce
is to be commended in keeping the
streets and sidewalks clear Of obstruc.
tons, although with some business
men it works great Inconvenience to
their interests. Take 1t in the case
of +. +. Terrell, of No. SO North SUIT
ter street, the proprietor of the Suffer
street hay and coal market, who was
fined yesterday for obstructing the
sidewalk. 1t is difficult matter for
Mr.. Ferrell TO keep within the pale of
the Law, for the reason that he receives
and reships hund. eds Of tons of hay,
grain, barley and coal each day to the
adjoining regions and to San Fran
cisco. 1t seems quite hardship to
fine man who is crowded to the
limits of the sidewalk through rush
of business; but, as in his case, it has
become regular thing, and hi, bust
ness has evidently outgrown his pres
entaccommodatjons, he should enlarge
his quartersOr suffer the consequences
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
MOUNTAIN STRTE
CNaLIla<,
PERKERssuRG. ". va.

Only business COLES in the state Givrs tho Com.
mercial, lgupanshir. Shortlisud and Tyrcvr.aaE
I0urse4. Nu Vacation. GraduutCf Sur,.-frful
BOARDING iu rluis f1nD pr wvk. tnt0l.s.ue scut
en- rcgucft. Addroes A.. q. SINE. PBkstuEar
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17

1t is great pleasure for us to hunt
up the whereabouts of former resi-
dents Of this county and post their
friends rs to what they are dong.
We take from Stockton, California,
paper the following mention Of F. 4.
Ferrel, better known as Frank, WHICH
will be of interest to his many friends
here:
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-03-17
Noticc OF judicial Sale.

. . = " ''INI VIZ VI
BY S. W. Cain, Deputy.
The Forrest City times., 1896-12-18
In NJ orlam.

Sallie (Whitaker1 lizard. daughter OF
Isaac and Juliet Whitaker, WAS born
at Somervile, Tenn. May g. 1886 She
united with the church in her sixteenth
year and MAS married to +. j. lizard
OF 81, Francis county, Arkansas. May
4, 1854. Her death occurred Deem
Der II, 1896.
Six children blessed her married life
two died in their infancY-the Others
are NJ. w. lizard, of Forrest City, Mrs.
w. 5, Hemenway, OF Wheatley. Mrs.
\. Il. Beauchamp, OF Riverside and DR..
John lizard, of Riverside.
To those who knew her intimately
her presence WAS perpetual benedic-
ton. Her cheerfulness, patience, and
winning grace of manner. made her
home delightful spot, not only to
husband and children, but to the pass
ing guest as we'll. Her consistent
Christian life, quiet. yet full of bright
ness, will ever be cherished memory
To those left behind. and no words OF
comfort can cheer them, us will this
memory. May they each one rejoice,
as did their dear one, in the full asSur-
ance of a blessed Immortality.
ASLEEP in Jesus Blessed sleep
From which none ever wake to week,
a calm and undsturbed repose
Unbroken by the last of foes "
+. c. 7,
The Forrest City times., 1896-12-18

What remains of the bodies in
tered in the old ST. Peters Come
terry, in Memphis, is now being dis
inferred and laid to their final rest
in Calvary Cemetery The man.
agement invites the relatives and
friends Of those who have so long
lam at rest to be present and SUI
perintend the handling of the re-
mains.
The Forrest City times., 1896-12-18
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured.

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. ass
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
tarrh is blood or constitutional DIS
and in order to cure you must TAX 81
nal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cur ia
ken internally. and acts directly ,,ie
blood and mucous surfaces. Ill
tarrh Cure is not quack med ~
was prescribed by one of the ben 81 :
clans in this Country for years - d
regular prescription. 1t is co,,eu VI
the best tonics known. combin u" 'he
best blood purifier, acting dir VI, '"e
mucous surfaces. The perfe "'"o',"'
ton of tie two ingredients isu pr"t"'
ces such wonderful results i"'ps Va
tarrh. Send for testimonla,e'
f. j. CHENEY Il Co ; Pr, Ao'euo' y.
Sold by Druggists. price
The Forrest City times., 1896-12-18

.a4 q .ot d iai6tsh laen ana
wonen have been holding a con-
ven.ion At Chiea 20. for Che purpose
of formulating plan for the re-
formation OF battles.
1t has given these people much
pain to observe that tho average
baby, if left to its natural courses,
will persist ia being natural. 1t
eries when hungry, sleepy or in
pain, pays no heed whatever to the
prophecies, and undeItakers to
boss the household from cellar to
garnet. These habits the wise pro-
lessor and his disciples of both
sexes propose TO cure, and not only
that, but they will attempt to edu-
cate the child of Il larger growth
on q higher plane than that of the
home or kindergarten.
Their idea is to do away with all
the little endearmcnts of word and
deed which mothers are won't 20
bestow upon their small offspring.
The little one must be addressed
in grammatical terms aad great
are must be exercised to develop
its reasoning faculties. 1t must no
more trust the parent with that
absolute faith which we know, and
which Christ held up to his follow
ors as an example for them in re-
ligion. "Of such," said he ais the
Kingdom of Heaven" But the
child that might serve to typiiy
existence in the regions of the
blessed is not up-to-date for the
purposes of earth, say these rcfor-
mers, and 1t must be educated out
OF its heavenly proclivities. Even
its manner OF locomotion is TO be
revolutionized. The uncertain
toddle which parents now regard
with tender delight is to be trans
formed into Delsartean move
mont. The dear little blunders of
speech lisped by baby lips arc to
be abolished. The child is to be
taught eco mpany manners" from
the cradle up. 1t is to have no
foolish playthings and to hear no
more fairy ftories or Mother Goose
rhymes. In fact, there are to be
no moro children, but only little
men and women.
lis good thing for the profess
ser and his associates that they
met north of Mason and Dixon
line. Had they promulgated their
hideous doctrine at any point in
the South the oldfashioned fathers
and mothers would have lynched
thcm.-Mempbis Scimitar.
The Forrest City times., 1896-12-18

A gay and charming young
widow asked us to announce that
fifty widowers were wanted in
Conway at. once. She says the
widows are now in the mood to
marry and railroad fare will be
furnished TO any eligible widower
who will visit tho town with mat
rimonial intention. Conway has
u number of good-looking and in
dustrIous widows.-Log Cabin.
Send along the railroad fare.
We have a surplus of widowers at
Forrest City, many of them good
catches, and on the sunny side Of
fifty.