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The San Francisco call., 1896-05-30
CHURCH NOTICES.


- HowARD-sT NJ. E. CHURCH BIZ
G-S tween Second and Third streets two
blocks from Palace Hotel-Rev w. w. Case, u. D..
pastor; Martin Schultz, musical director; w F.
Gibson, Sunday-scEool superintendent. Hours OF
public services A. ~ and 7:45 NJ. Sunday
school at 1890. Prayer meeting Wednesday even
ing. Epworth League 6:45 Sunday evening
Morning subject "In Remembrance of Me-" Even
Ing subject, "The Horrors of Week, and The End
OF the World" II is hoped that Mrs. Martin
Schultz will be present and sing solo in the even
ing. Telephone black 96l-
RS GRACE METHODIST EPISCOPAL
~ Church. cor. Twenty-tirst and Capp sts.-
Rev. M. F.. Colburn, pastor Preaching by the
pastor morning and evening. Boys Brigade Bible
class at 10 a. NJ, led by w. ID. Kingsbury. Preach
ing at II A. N. by the pastor; subj CT, Work Out
Your Own Salvation" Snnday-school at 2 p M
u w. Mark. superintendent. All are well
come Parents, come and bring the children
Class meeting at 6 80 p. NJ, led by Brother james
Benwick; praise service at 1880 p. NJ, led by
Brother Robert Husband. Preaching by the pastor
at z 40 P. NJ; subject, "The Little Bible or the
Greed OF the Three Parables-" Everybody well
come; seats free.
" SIMPSON MEMORIAL METHODIST
- Episcopal church, corner Hayes and Bu-
chanan streess-Rev John Stephens, pastor; resi-
dence 500 HaiRht street Preaching ct Ii A. NJ
ana , I;45 P. n. A. II A. NJ by the pastor; ubiect
Ing by r. A. Hmvln. Sunday-school at IL 80
p NJ, G. b.. Perkins superintendent: Epworth
10 all the services OF this church. seats free
Ushers IN, attendance. Prayer-meeting "Wednesday
evening at TAB o'clock.
R5 CALVARY CHURCH,
Ls~S corner OF Powell and Geary sts.-Rev. John
Hemphill DID,, pastor, will preach at II A. NJ and
7:s5 P n Topic Tor evening. "A Trumpet Call
10 Larger Life" Morning music: ,.re Deum"
wait' (Briggs), Miss Jeanette Wilcox Eyening
music: "Benedic Anima" DUDLEY Buck): offer.
tory, Hear Ny lrayer' (Southard), solos and
at the beginn .ng of the morning service. All are
cordially invited
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-30
SAN FRANCISCO "cALL..

BUSINESS OFFICE of the San Francisco CALL.
10 Market street, open until IL o'clock ever
night in the year.
BRANCH oFFICEs-53O Montgomery street
corner Clay open until $50 O'clock
339 Hayes street. open until $3.50 o'clock.
713 Larkin street, open until $50 o'clock
SW. corner Sixteenth and Mission street.. on..
until o'clock.
261S Mission street, open until O'Clock
116 Ninth street, open until $3.50 O'Clock.
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RS COFFEY'S COLLECTION CO., 235
SF-S Kearny St, elects bad tenants for $40; all
costs paid. Telephone Red 364.
ES BAD TENANTS ELECTED FOR S4;
@~S collections made, city country. Pacific
Collection Co, as Montgy ST., room 8. Tel. $3.50
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-30
AGENTS WANTED.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF GOOD HABITS
would like a room in private family; rent rea
soma bic; central; ST te terms R.. box 40, Call.
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-30

CTENOGRNPER, EXPERIENCED IN LEGAL
- and commercial work, desires position: per
manent or temporary; references. Address s. p,
bOx Call flee
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SITUATIONS wANrED-Continued.

CSTEADY YOUNG MARRIED MAN WISHES
- position porter or driver. Address s. E.,
box %. this Office.
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"KNOWLEDGE Is POWER"
Therefore consult the great clairvoyants,
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1928 MARKET ST.
Their readings astonsh the most skeptical. All
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They locate mines and buried treasures find lost
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Remember, there are but few mediums in the
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side OF the eminent professors in San Francisco.
Remember also that the professors perma-
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stay Hours 10 A. NJ. 10 p NJ. Sundays2 to 8 p N.
Letters containing stamps answered.
PROPS. EUGENE & VAN DE WE'RE,
l72S Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1896-05-30
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
NEW wEsTERN HoTEL.

ERN HOTEL
E ] Gavin, Los Angeles
a G Safe, Los Angeles
G ii Calwell, Tacoma
Il n Jones & W, Tacoma
s Young, Whatcom
81 Shawbut, Victoria
r Hunt, Victoria
II Lunt, Chicago
] II Rafferty,, Chicago
J Ellis Il W, San Andrees
II ] Howard, Cal
@ Z Voight, Stockton
] Rottger, Fresno
c Greenleaf, n Y
n HOTEL
S w Van Syckel. n Y
w S Barnett, Detroit
Mrs NJ Marks, Stockton
Miss Z Kenyon, Cal
l. NJ McElroy, Marshall
] Shilton, Red Bluff
Miss McSdams, Sacto
w G Douglass, Missouri
Mrs W w Co.iins, Napa
] A Scott, Chicago
J & Fitzhenry, Cal
j C Jones. Seattle
] Miller, New York
Miss Watts, Louisiana
HOTEL.
Mrs r IL Howe, n Y
w Rupp Jr, Nauvoo
J w Finch & w, n Y
&C Powning, Reno
f w Habard, Cal
G F Barden, Springfield
J w NVolfskill, Los Ang
w Wells Sr, q > n
A T Hosmer, Palo Alto
] B Allen, Seattle
P Blackmar, Chicago
G G Hunter, n Y
Miss TRlliaferro, s Rafael
p B Braser, Stockton
Mrs n Morse, Bosto
MrsM r W heelock, Boston
c E Buckleton, Oakland
HOUSE.
] B Winship. San Diego
T w Sargent, Salinas
f Z Newhall. Wash
Z p Cubberley, San Diego
w Crichten, Laurel
q Tesse, Laurel
II Jones, Santa Rosa
w b Wiley Blue Canyon
r Sanderson & W, Oaklnd
a T Sireau, Seattle
w f Hall, Fresno
w < Hughes & sn, Colo
T NJ Brown, Eurka
Mrs Dr Ottner, Eureka
Miss ) + King, Iowa
Miss A Allen. Iowa
C q Thurston, PetalumR
j F Richardson, Sacto
I w Bower, Idaho
+ NUNS, san l. Obispo
HOTEL.
c McLuth, \ Y
j A Gill, Sacramento
l. Moulton. Colusa.
DR. w Gibbons, Stockton
C A Judd, Los Angeles
a Cohn, Cal
c Bachelor, Oakland
w Morey, Sacramento
] Jones, Tacoma
Mrs S Black, New
] G Martin, Neb
Miss y Estera. San Jose
] Craddock, Marysville
J Gallagher, Fresno
1 B Calson, Tacoma
] Spinney, Fresno
II w Mack, st Louis
Miss Shepard, Gu icago
] w Curran, Portland
z Swafford & w.StHelena
f B Hornung, Marysville
D Milne & w, Pa
n Wines, Santa Barbara
L Wardle, New
Miss ] l. Plum. Aurora
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1896-01-24
NOTICE.

By order of the Board Of County
Commissioners of Elko County, State
of Nevada, made this 4th day of
March, 1855, notice Is hereby given
that all persons who are charges upon
the county must come to the County
Hospital, or all claims for their sup
rort will be disallowed by said Board
except in cases of extreme emergeD.
cy.
Attest:
WEBSTER PATTERSON,
Deputy County Clerk
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1896-01-24

We wish to notify the Justices OF
the Peace that they can procure at
this office, blank Summons, Aifida.
Wits and Undertakings on Attach.
ments, Writ of Attachme nts, Criminal
Complaints, Warrants, Commitments
on Sentence and Commitments to ap.
pear before the Grand Jury, good for
any county in the State.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1896-01-24
THE WEALTH OF NATIONS.

While America Is the Richest, France Is
Richer Per Capita.
The United States is the richest coun-
try in the world, according to M. G.
francois, the eminent French statisti-
"ian, who has been making a careful
>tudy of the wealth of nineteen of the
principal nations of the globe. 1t will
interest pcnnilcss people to know that
5lis calculator estimates the riches of
Ibis country at 813, ,O0O, ,000, 900 francs, or
;lloning francs to the dollar, nearly
100000, 1000, says the New York
World.
England is the next with 265, 200, ,OOO,-
coo francs and France the third in line,
being the possessor of 225, ,OOO, ZOO, 900.
Germany's fortune is considerably less
only 161 ZOO, ,0O0, 900; and the Russian
empire, though far more vast, is con-
siderably poorer, with but $4,000, ,O0O,-
900.
Three states possess more than 50,-
oo0,0OO,o0O and less than 100000, 900, 900
each. Austro-Hungary, $4,000, 900, 900;
Spain, 90, 900, 100000, and Italy, $4,000
100000. The fortunes of the eleven
other countries vary between 5000, ,o00,-
900 and 81 ZOO, 900, 900 francs.
The actual amount of money pos
sessed by the various nations bears but
a feeble proportion to the above figures
OF national wealth. The Bank of
France for example, is responsible for
only about $500. .OOO. 600 francs. or lit
tie less than per cent. of the total for
time of that country, while other coun-
tries have still less cash in their pocl<-
cts or strong boxes, for France has the
greatest per capita wealth of any coun-
try in the world.
A FEW days ago James r. Randall,
author of Maryland, My Maryland" !"
received a severe shock in Augusta,
Ga, in fall from an electric car. A
false step in getting off the car threw
him heavily to the ground upon his
face, and his lower lip was badly cut.
NINE. JUDITH GAUTrER, daughter of
the poet Theophile Gautier, and trans
lator of mary Japanese and other
oriental works, has written an AMMAN
ite play, "Princesse Victorieuse," for
Sarah Bernhardt, and a fvc-act Hindoo
drama for the Gymnase, called ZAP
sara" which means "The Nymph."
ROBERT GRANT, whom the bools-read~
ing public knows as q clever author,
but who is known in Boston as pro-
bate Judge as we'll, is a Woodworking
lawyer on the shady side of forty, but
apparently younger. His pen and his
bicycle consume almost equally his In
tervals of leisure.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1896-01-24
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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1896-01-24
WEEKLY IRDEPENDENT.

Published every Sunday and sent To any ad-
dress, (postsge paid), at the following rates.
payable in advance.
On eA.'....-... .-...s....-......-.. ...$4 w
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For any period under six months, fifty cents
per month.
Edtered 1t the Elko, Nevada, Postofice for
tran snission through the mails as sscond
class mail matter.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10

The schedule printed below is a
comprehensive guide to the best and
most desirable route to Atlanta from
the North and Northwest, Chicago,
Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Louisville,
st. Louis, Terre Haute and Evans
vile.
Palace day coaches and Pullman
sleeping cars are attached to all trains
shown in this schedule.
Extremely low rates have been
made to Atlanta and return, via the
Nashville, Chattanooga and st. Louis
Railway. All trains run solid be-
tween Nashville and Atlanta, except
train in last column. The train in
third column, which leaves Cincinnati
at 4:30 p. M, runs solid to Atlanta.
This is the route of the famous
Dixie Flyer" through "all the year
round" sleeping car line between
Nashville, Tenn, and Jacksonville,
Florida.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10

Denman Thompson, who declared
his permanent retirement from the
stage, is acting again in "Thc Old
Homestead" on a tour.
Clara Lane accidentally set fire to
her nightdress in the disrobing scene
of Ezra DiavoloDin Boston, and there
was almost panic.
Two American singers, Sybil San
derson and Marie Van Zaudt, are pro-
posed as the two sisters in Massenet's
new opera, "Cinderella."
Marion Manola- Mason has detir-
mined to remain indefinitely on the
variety stage, and husband j. b. Ma
son, follow her example.
John j. Burke late principle come
dian, with Aladdin starts out short
.ly with new farce-comedy, entitled
"William Smith, M. d.
Annie Yeamans, at present with
"The Great Diamond Robbery" will,
in connection with her daughter Jen-
ME, launch new play late next sea-
son.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10
A Miracle in Vermont.
THE WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE OF A
WELL-KN0WN CHELSEA MAN.

9tRfclxeM with an IncurabIe Disease
and yet Cured.
(From the Argus and Patriot, Montpelier, w
Eight years ago Geo. Hutchinson moved
from Bradford to Chelsea, VT, and bought
She sawmill at the latter place. He was
known as one of the strongest men in that
section. On Dec. 1902 while at work in
che mill, he was struck in the back by
flying board, which seriously injured him
and incapaoitated him for work of any
kind. As result of this, LocomotOr Ataxia
set in, (this is form of paralysis which
deprives the patient Of all use of his lower
imbs.) The Argus & Patriot interviewed
Mr.. Hutchinson to-day, aud his story is
here given in his own words.
j, -" Ny back ached continually and my legs
began TO grow numb and to be less and less
disable. BY the 18th of April | could do
absolutely nothing and was scarcely able to
stand. Ny physicians advised me to go 10
the Mary Fletcher Hospital at Burlington,
20 be treated, and took their advice When
left home my friends babe me goodbye,
never expecting TO see me alive again.
The physicians at the hospital told me that
my case was a serious one and was COM
pletely discouraged. l remained at the
hospital seven weeks and took the medicines
which the doctors gave me. / felt better at
the hospital and thought that was recover
ing, and went home to continue their treat.
ment, which did for two months, and also
had an electric battery under their advice.
The improvement, however, did not continue
and began to give up hope. August 1st,
1893, could not get out of my chair without
assistance, and if | got down upon the floor, I
could Dot get up alone. About this time /
CHANGED to read an account of the wonder
full curative powers of DIR. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People in cases similar to my
own. | did not have any faith in the Pills
but thought trial could do no harm, so /
bought some without telling anyone what
was going to do After had been taking
them some time found that, for the first time
in months / was able to walk down to the
post office, and my neighbors began to dis.
cuss the marked improvement in my health.
As continued the medicine continued to
improve, and soon recommended work
In the mill, at first very lightly, and in
creasing as ] was able and as gained in
health and spirits, and now for the past
three months ] have been working ten hours
per day almost as steadily as l ever did.
] feel well, eat well and sleep as we'll as 1
ever did and l have no pain anywhere"
The reporter talked with several other gen.
tlemen in regard to the case of Mr.. Hutchin-
ON, who stated that any statement he might
make would be entitled TO entire credence.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain all the
elements necessary to give new life and
richness to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. They are for sale by all druggists,
or may be had by mail from DIR. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y, for
<Oc. per boz. or boxes for $3.50.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10

it up and simply wrote; Resolved:
That I will be a bachelor all my life"
Then / shut the book and went to bed
and naturally dreamed of Maud. You
sec how far gone was.
The next morning we were all at
breakfast when some one introduced
the subject CO AMIauca,'s engagement.
"You are the only one to neglect to
congratulate me, Mr.. Butler" she said,
feigning offense.
But l do congratulate you, Miss
Maud" l said, sincerely, "and l hope
your engagement may lead to nothing
but happiness for you"
"Oh! it wilt" she said. eff you
knew Mr.. Simpson, you could not doubt
it. He is the kindest man. He is just
the man 1 should have picked of all the
men 1 know"
Indeed! / imagined that you did
choose him, in a way? In such a matter
one usually"
"Of course" she said, 81 chose him,
but still it lay with him, too, for with
out his consent"
His CONSENT" L cried.
"Why, yes" she said, 'he had to ac-
cept me before"
Accept you, Miss Maudt" I ex-
claimed. You certainly did not pro-
pose to him?" ..
Certainly, did," she said. "You
don't think could have got the posi-
ton"
1.-THE position!" said, amazed.
What position2"
"Why, as stenographer, of course.
What did you think had" and then
she must have seen through my stupid
blunder, for she blushed.
And as for me, there was no staying
at the same table with Gregory after
that so went up to my room and tore
up the only resolution had made'for
the New Year; and, to make a long
story short, we were married at Sutton
West, Maud and l, that summer, and
Gregory was my best man, which posi-
ton he filled very wel1, IN spite of
boil on his neck.
ELLIS PARKER BUTLKR.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10

II Is gruesome record which
home to US from India detailing the
plumber Of deaths in that country
from the bites of venomous snakes
furing the year 1894. The total as
fixed upon at Calcutta is 81, 531, and
while there is some reason to sup
pose that these figures are not abso-
tutely correct they are near enough
10 the truth to be regarded as
fairly reliable. A pestilence which
should carry off as many human be-
hngs in the course of a year would
attract the attention of the civilized
world, but this great mortality in
india continues year after year, and
only passing mention is evoked. The
troublc is that there seems to be no
entirely satisfactory means of check
ing the evil. The Offering of a reward
for every serpent killed has been
cried, but 1t was soon discovered that
Fhe willy Indian took to breeding
snakes for the sake of securing the
and so that practice is
going out of ogue.-ProFidence
Journal
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10
A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
BY ELISA ARMSTRONG.

Emily Marshmallow was spending
the holidays with her dearest friend
and on the first morning of the new
year they were discussing their faults
and turning over enough fresh leaves to
fill book. From this they fell upon
the faiiings OF their mutual friends.
''If 1 were as Jealous as JESSIE" OBJ
served the blonde Emily, 81 should turn
over newleaf in regard to that to-day
INSTEAD of that" returned the bru-
nette Lucy, "she has decided not to
taste candy for whole year."
1T always did ruin her complexion"
"Yes. Jealousy is so foolish, isn't it?
Charlie always says have none"
Nor I. Jack thinks it wonderful"
Just then the maid appeared, bearing
a box.
Miss Lucy, here Is box Of flowers
for"
"For mer'
For Miss Emily"
When it was opened, on top of the
roses was a card, bearing the name of
"Charles Brownsmith," and New
Years greeting"
"Oh, how lovely of him!"
"Who, Jack?"
mo; Charlie"
Every nice, indeed, to pay my guest
some attention. OF course, 1 don't care,
but think it unnecessary for him"
You surely are not jealous, dear?
For my part, think an engaged man
has a perfect right to send flowers to
any girl whom he admires."
Another knock and another box Of
flowers. This time the roses were for
Lucy, with the card of Jack Vanstyle,"
and BEST wishes for Happy New
Year"
"How kind of Jack! Do look, dear
Emily"
"Very nice. Of course, he only wished
to please me, but /"
'Why, you know, dear, you just said
you thought an engaged man had per
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10
The old year fades into the past

The old year fades into the past
With all it's joys and sorrows,
With all it's barren yesterdays
And all its bright to-morrows;
Some hearts regret it's hasty flight,
Some gladly speed the parting
Which banishes the sad old year,
So joyous at its starting.
We bid the dying year good-by
And turn, with hope reviving,
To greet the New Year coming in
With promises enlivenlng;
And as we lay aside the past
In giadness or in sorrow,
We reach out to the time to come
And of the future borrow.
What will.the New Year bring to US
Is veal or woe awaiting?
Will fortune smile in kindly way
Or will she need berating?
Could we but rend the veil of time
And see beyond the present,
What would our longing eyes behold.
A prospect dark or pleasant?
All, 1t were well would we but take
The days as they are given,
And make each one stepping stone
To raise US up to Heaven;
Instead we waste the precious hours
In blind and fruitless hoping,
The while we in an aimless way
For sordid gain are cropping.
The coming year Will surely bring
Us whatsoe'er we merit:
So If we fail to reap success
We've but to grin and bearit.
For what we sow that shall we reap,
Such is the law unbending
Which rules our lives from day-to day
Beginning unto ending.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10

feet right to send flowers to any girl
whom he admired"
Whom he admired, yes, but"
"Don't be jealous, dear; it is silly"
'SThen I'm not surprised that you
"You are horrid, Emily Marshmal-
low, and if / was not in my own house
l."
II shall not stay here to be insulted!"
"Please, MISS" said voice at the
door, II knocked, but you didn't hear.
The florists boy is downstairs, and he
says that by mistake he exchanged the
cards in those boxes of flowers he Just
sent"
'-Of course; knew that all the time"
$50 did I, dear. What funny joker
lucky we are not Jealous, like Jessiet-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10

of course her hunt laughed at her. so
did Gregory, too, for that matter, for
she had been quite society girl and
both predicted she would be picked up
and married off before she even got
place as stenographer. l thought so
myself.
remember it was the last day
of '93 that was sitting in theSsmolling-
room, and all the others were in the
next room (Which they called the
swarm room" because it wasn't quite
as cold as the others) when the next
mail came. Gregory brought me let
ter from the "boss, "and was reading
1t when l heard Maud say in her quiet
way: "Auntie, / may as well tell you,
am engaged"
Then heard Mrs. Gregory get up and
go over and kiss Maud, and as / don't
like to overhear conversations meant
for other ears went up to my room and
stocked up the fire
/ may as well own that was cut up
quite little, for l had begun to like
Maud little too well for my own COM
tcII anu, "illlc l. lldu nO Tctl nope OI
ever winning her, 1t was rather shock
to learn that she was actually engaged,
and that was to have no chance at ali.
Ipulled out my writing material with
a jerk. and answered the letter l had re-
ceived in pretty bad mood, and then
smoked pipefand read a bit, and be-
fore knew it it was late,
Gregory came in and sat on the bed
awhile and talked about a curling match
that was to come off the next day, and
then he incidentally remarked: "You
heard Maud say she was engaged at
last, didn't your" Eyes" 1 said, II did
boar something of the kind. Who's got
herr" Simpsons his name, said Greg
DRY; "rich old fellow, runs furni<ure
factory in Toronto"
"Oh!"I said.
Then Gregory left, and / pulled out
my note book. l took new leaf and
set about writing some resolutions for
o. | do it every year-and usually
keep them. This time 1 thought for
quite awhile before could think of any
needed and at length gave
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10
A New Application.

SCumso-The phrase "The
young" does not refer to peop
Fungle-I thought it did.
Cumso-No; it refers to 1
Year resolutions. Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1896-01-10
A Risk.

Witherby-I have invited Castleton
around to New Years dinner.
Mrs. Witherby-But he was here
Christmas to dinner.
Witherby-What of it? n
Mrs. Witherby--I am afraid he yf,1
recognize that turkey.-Life.