Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-06-04
AS on his daily trip he went
The sun exclaimed, II vow
There's no denying that l am

AS on his daily trip he went
The sun exclaimed, Il vow
There's no denying that l am
The champion scorcher now"
washington Star,
Teacher-"Tommy, are you chewing
gum?" Tommy-"No, ma'am." Teach
er-"What are you doing, then?" Tom
my" Swallerin' it"-,Judge.
Flpley-"l'm going to have high
old time this summer" Small--"Ahw
Flipley--"You bet! I'm going to the
mountains" Philadelphia North Amer
lean.
"Gcorgew Yes, dcarv' "Why don't
you buy me one of those Havana wrap
pers that you were talking to Mr..
Smyth about last night?"--Chicago
Record.
The lnquisitive One--"Did you study
your art here, or abroad?" The Poster
Designer--"Art? wouldn't dare study
it. | might spoil my style. "Indianap-
oils Journal
Il wish Prof. Langley would hurry
and get his flying machine perfected"
"WhyT II want to visit some of my
castles in the air."--Pittsburg Chron-
irle-Telegrph. Ill
did you feel nervous aud trembly
when Bikeleigh proposedy' mo; I
didn't dare to-" Didn't dare top
mo; you see, we were riding Il tandem
NJ the time."-Truth.
sometimes" said Uncle Fben,
w lie fnI al
what he really wants is fob yer ter
guess his opinion an tell It ter i'm
Washington Star.
First Night--"was The new play a
success Z" parquet--"Well, I don't
know; but one outraged man in the
audience called the author ont."-rhila-
delpha North American.
He married her because her neck
With rapture wild did set him,
And yet there were some folks who said
She broke it for to get5hin.
New York Herald.
IN be awful glad when am old
enough to do as rease," said Willy.
"Oh certainly" sad his father. And
about as soon as gou get to that age,
you'll get marred. Cincinnati En-
quirer.
McDcrmott--Oi can't wurruk to-
day" Dang soss-"Why not?" Nc
Dermott- "oEspnrained me ankle Wis
terday." Gnr Boss umph! That's
very Ky excuse" Philadelphia
North Anyf IN.
..Yof dad has to work fur a liviA'''
.flu the boy on the coalhouse. '"rhat
amt so"' replied the boy IN the back
yard adjoining. "All he has to do lis
TO set on a bench and mend shoes"--
Chicago Tribune.
reddie Thoughtless-"I cuwn't talk
when I'm dawncing, don't y know;
I'm SO short winded." Miss Wander
whack-"rhere! The music is begin
ming! This is your waltz, Teddie."--
Kansas City Star.
He had just arrived in New York.
"Can you direct me to a good hotel?'
he inquired of Il policeman. .GeFt."
was the reply (which do you want:
to drink or place to sleepY'
Star.
4 suppose you know all about the
financial question:" said the intimate
friend. Il don't say that know m
about it, replied the candidate "But
/ Know enough not to talk about it,
Washington Star.
Miss BnEbrey-- How did you enjoy
-FOUR trip to Europe, Mr.. Googooly?
ioogooly -Splendidly, thank you. Miss
by the way, did your
kno Wedge Of French bother you any?
rsRoxbury Gazette.
Nhite--O Oh, yes. my boy; my play
went of sDlendidly. The shouts of "Au-
'hor, author" at the end of the first act
we're simply deafening. Wright-What
'oolshness! They surely didn't expect
III the authors of your piece to come
nut on the one little stage, did they? p
indianapolis Journal.
Wnght--Thought you were~out star
ing. Didn't | hear you say something
asst season about starting ont and hay-
ng the whole stage to yourself for once
u your life? De Hamne-Well. / not
My had the whole stage to myself. but -
'ne iast town tackled had the
'Goie house for my own.--Indianapolis
ournal.
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