New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-06-18
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

In this suburban paradise It doesn't take sevea
DAYS 10 make weak painted Byers. a. 10
wres,led with hts lawn-mower.
Clear Case"Do you ride Wheel" asked 1s,.so ~
eldes, OF the doctors on me INSANITY 0oh'n'S'0'
yep" answered the subject
What make"
The verdict was unanimous -dementia. -tchc!S
natl Enquirer
In Canada no campaign buttons ribbons or badges
can be worn between nomination and polling cay
The carrying OF hags as a party badge Is as 'os'
hidden. The penalty is fine OF 500, or three
months in prison. or both.
A druggist OF Wnnlnac. Ind, received anots ,si
order the other day from President C!eyelsna o'
three boxes OF hshhoOks tor Oass-hshlhg IN the
Vim the order j. letter from the President stauhs
RAJ The last hooks ordered had been received any
ssa by ms the third order si1s ,ssss
thar the druggist has receives IRON, Sae "a pha.
and he IS proud OF MS ao"''s " p'N
depha Press.
\ curious Illustration Of the red-tape He'noas VI
The British Pos;oiiice Department comes from Nor
,olk A let,er-carrler, with long country rouha'
rec.n,lv nurchasea A tricycle.. which enabled nm
90, over his district with greater ease 10 hi"se-
and A more convenient prompiness TO 'he Puo''' :.
Some way or other the Department became ss@'
NJ this fact. and sent down an oftcia! eensus "
him for hav.nS dared to buy his maehhe "''A'''
having received permission from headquarters"
The Waning Honeymoon He-Why, We" s"
cricket In the house! isn II ehe.l.u him taking
about the furniture. How distinct" ~ Wv
Cheap. cheap 49,, S,,. =, . visit 10
her sister whose husband was gettlhs q. a.rhsns
wh!le her own dear new hubby g9t nu. ~ jour.
her discomfort was eXeusaoie'-''''"'Af
nal.
The Naples papers OF June say tha' p'' .,
zm left the city on that day by 'he A'S0.1' ..,,
panied by an Interpreter. for AbyssinlA he . -.
there by the Government in order 10 hes'
liberation of the Italian prisoners sti!i reh'A'n :,
The mower OF Menelek His mission there wiz
greatly helped by the letter which the POPE se".
the ETHIOPIAN Emperor through Mons'sh0' -,
carlo who will negotiate on his OWN a0' .s that
Menelek The latter has already ah'ou"N ,,,A
he will send to Celia, where Dr. Ns'a]S' =, con.
after having called at Massowah, an eseo.' !" rr.
duct the Doctor 10 the inland residences " Wv
peror.
Ma,hematcs.-If this Misther Hanna J fe's poIsa
the greet man he promises now sa h,hiss NAMED
sfther him as is named afther most eee1nI aisn
'Ol see no rayson fur it. replied m a',nnrslly qusS
esd ,sr p tSs s Is They kin name al Iae
babies Mark an all the girl.oao'e'
there y'are."-(washinston Star.
An Indiana paper says that one OF ~" battle
men I'm the State is Allison Dewitt, ~ IN
Ground an old bachelor who has A'su ,ov an
little cabin for nearly half century a" issths
octogenarian, enfeebled by disease anu ~. ,ls own
door over one year ago he began u'ss ~ his
grave which advanced slowly pe'a'' sar,h he
feebleness and after reaching the re'" Ing brick
spent several weeks in walling w I,ysnsport
and mortar Then he contracted with W. sun' sp.
Arm, for a suitable monument, bearihs "'' week
taph and this stone placed u P,,d on the
ago He prescribed what shouid w :, Latter must
tombstone. STIMULATING that no .~rs COPY is as
be used save In the word God
follows: s,a
"a bachelor lies beneath 'hs
who disobeyed the laws u
advice to others thus give ,-st"
don't live batch as did INV -
She Had Him There Petite Pus Siretn to tn. D''f
the pr9yerb ma ,an am; 70 the Lord r,vsrbs
Mrs Sharpley-You are low"
sect ps,,.-yes ma AM wun brought up % t.saals
Mrs sharpley-Then. perhaps '
with the n q:d SAY oS saw maam?" vo0aAouss
Mrs Sharpley-The one behshu '''
door Sr; \. w,s sors-,cleveand Pain Dealer
In writing to a friend about the re''" 'ers. three
Bishop futile, OF st. Louis sala' ,,.s ant.
American characteristics stand sp'e"u''. .mous the
"Firsi-There Is no whimpe''"e' II They are
poor people who have lost the'E an ling. IN .
pluclily turning to do the next ~
wonderful spirit OF CHEEKY selt-re1a"0' hand and
"second-An are opening near, 80"
purses ana sympathy 10 afford re"e'' authorities
..rhira-Au fall in with the police ana au law I
IN nreseryo perfect order and oDeu'e"
am deeply proud OF the American peo' -.
doctor in the Pennsylvania Hospital sa as ejacu.
study Of the different expressions Oh Pnai,es who
lated by the people of various navvoVnnds dresser
come to the hospital have thelr americans re;
or their bones set. Almost lnvaIao' NE length ahs
ileye their feelings by profanity inc mans status
quality OF the oaths varying WIN s tne 70
''Ow!' or 'Ouch' but even MID. 70 swear when
leans feel that they are Continual strns ~
words that sound like Ma ma . precincts .!
Middle Alley and vicinity sway she eens performed
and sound like .Oyer-oyeroyer" comes s,s prepsra'
lips Chinaman has much TO SAY SAY pain grows III
tense under the doctors manipulation dslphp
says nothing. but looks great ass'@