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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26
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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26

land of 1T0ab. bu- no man kn1weth Of
[ his ssoulcare." Fellow down Holy
world and thar ~esurrectior dav is ONLY
OMEGA of the Holy Sa0ulcare and resur-
~s,-son and the bur;a' is ALWAYS pre-
served lows ana Christians alike
s,oul9 therefore resDecr the Drsce-
5s0.s and 5ie,,ov- PAGAN craooa+i,o
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INGEtoOLL y VIEWS
LooouesS AEnosuc lhsers0H JOINS III
that idea. And YET. as we KNOW ne we
2t the seru-ture OF his brother IN the cly
burial fashion. and ihereat IS repor.e'
90 have made remarkable eJ'celal.2-
that mieht be- called prayer oeSIE-
ming; oh God. II there be . Goa.
Is1" ln days ago Quie.IE ,roI-
ling down ti..n ay'1ue.on"l-c1 ne re-
sides Every pedestrian saiuJes MN
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26
LOOKING FOR GOMEZ.

In Guanajay you can imagine your
self in a city that is rightfully owned
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26
1lIDWINTER OPERA.

Then, of course. society has an opera
house. and it's managers have society
by the throat IMP that it repeats stale
operas with O. careless orchestra and q
chorus of 8nc euts. But the social fac
lions take fun i'm crying up or crying
down their partisan prima donna The
New York exclusive nuisance. of con
vers2tiCu and receptions i'm boxes con-
tinues New York society initiates the
well known rUdeness of London society.
when ] 80 20 the opera I want % lis
ten to tle music not to chatter" re-
marked club5iSJ TO me lately. and So
when opera is ON at Philadelphia. BOs
ton or Baltimore, go thither to listen. "
The boxes of our Metropolitan Opera
House are cha,ter-boNes.
A. Oakley HALL
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-01-26

land of Moab, bu, no man knoweth Of
his ssDulclre." Follow down Holy
world and that resurrection day is only
OMEGA Of the Holy Ss0Ulchre and resur-
rec-on and the buyia, is always pre-
served jews ana Christians alike
should. therefore. respect the prsce-
dents. and disavow Pagan cremation.
Let those who b Sieve that death is an
eternal sle-p burn the body. but not
those WHO believe in the Hereafter. or
who give realism as well as poetry to
the p1r3s "ald this corruption shall
pun on interruption" There is no Ger
ruDtiOl attending q cremation.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25

sufficient TO accommodate the boys that
have been occupying poruoh OF 'nc
work-shop. In the absence OF other mouse
,oon,. and "A building OF equai SIZE wiz
he wanted before the expiration OF an
ofhcr year. Since the foundation oil the
school, 81 boys have been received ana
1si discharged. Reports from the boys
returned TO their homes show that % 10
70 per cent are nvas, an orderly me-
Rad all these boys been lett TO grow w
i'm vice the probability Is that the State
would have had about so additional law
brealers 10 swell the amount OF her
criminal expenses.
REFORMATORY FOR FEMALES
In the North and West The Naiue o,
these reformatory institutions is so wen
understood that appropriations TOT 'he"
establishment and maintenance are nv
ishlv bestowed and universally resar"cu
as "a measure Of the greatest eO'hoi"y'
The state Of Pennsylvania alone eNpcnu-
ed $4,000 In buildings az TWO ioc"ll''eS
within her borders before '"eS
ready for business.
=, g. tbc design OF the association 10
have also reformatory for females
which ia a pressing need I'm our state
but for this there must necessarily DC
entirely separate buildings ana sio""aS'
which will. of course, require large III
crease of income.
Tine Laurel Industrial School in CON
Quoted on what Is known as the fanny
or cottage system. with rev uhihno'-
tant variations made necessary by CIR
cuustances. Under this system schools
arc divided into families Of nifty or less
children. each family forming a sepa-
rate community.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
THE LAUREL EXPLORATORY.


in this school the number Of families is
three. The larger ana older in family
one. the smaller boys in family three,
and the intermediate boys in age ana
size are found in family two. Each fam
lily has its family father and assistants
nlling the place of parents ana elder
brothers as near as may be.
Each family has separate assembly or
sitting-room, dormitory, playground law
atory. and general appointments.
All meet in the dining-room, but sit
in families. They are classed
or graded in school under the
instruction OF four teachers In
higher, intermediate. and primary
grades. Studies are about the same as
in public schools.
In industrial matters the boys are de-
tailed in forces. each force being In care
of a teacher or officer. The domestic
work of the institution. the barn and
dairy work, and care Of stock, Is only
part of the work done by the boys.
There is shoe-shop force. tailor
SIN Cd force. carpenter force painter
force and general repair force. There
are also for wage-earners force or
fortv-fve boys working in tho collar
shop.
Several OF the boys have gone away
from the school fair mechanics. and are
row in good positions, working at trades
and Industries learned at the Reforma-
tory.
There are six hours for work, four
hours for school, five hours for meals.
play and movements. and nine hours for
sleep. The whole programme proves
that the institution Is rightly named an
Industrial school
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
HAyEAB BUTTON WHINE?
rOKEEP UP WIN THE PROCEsSioH
YOUnUsT POSSESS a HUTTON
Ruttons Comic. Sentimental ana roi''''"''
The Bu,.on Question Affects inc MI"
.A,.o the eddy Girl. the sap-he"u'

M. s,..,r,ts,n is responsible not ohiy
~ IA. p,nnering idiots tnat 30 aiou"N
ar,,,,u Tor sometnirg-anyth '"e'
haven't uot-wttn p!I-nIorhs anu Cal -
.ntves are looking Tor the fresioeh' WV
81 troops 10 me Windy Iity " p'N
,..ct the uroperty OF American cl'i%o''s
while a soGry Governor huu'eu' pu'
IA also responsible for the itii'ei'h' i""''
maj stop you Gil the street anu s0i'
Nluccs you that you need q pu9'0'i :"
order to Keep up with the pTocess'oA.
no matter what your political ihcnila-
lion may DC, or wnctner you veal P'es
coats or trousers. It's all the saiic' ~
mas buttons Tor all ages, sexes coio'''
and previous conditions. lie mas pu'
ions that smack OF the past ages anu
buttons that peep into the twentieth ecu
tury: comic buttons, serious buttons Pc
utical buttons. II you arc blatant
demagogue you can be suited, IL you are
an offensive partizan you can Dc aSSo'n-
modated, no matter what may Dc your
hobby or your political iaNoii'e' ''cio
are buttons 10 suit YOU. -...,o,,
10 SUPPRESS THE BUTTON.
The 81, oon-kecpcrs aie ois"hI|ihs So
ciety Tor the suppression o. the Du-''".
Tbeir business has gone down 'steen per
cent since the button craze ONeipo"oi0u
MS NON a friend meets you ana says
Have d button with me. ana 'he
drinks are given the go-by'
"yNeu. I don't mind II l do; have an
other with me-" and then 1t goes on,
while the grinning idiot with the board
of buttons pins hundred-or 50 on the
front o. your manly person until you re-
eenble Constantine, the tattooed man.
and Won find when the little sceance Is
over that you haven't cash enough on
band 10 20 into a neighbori1g cafe TO
drown your sorroWs.
Hence the uprising among the saloon
Keepers.
so. also. is II with tho young lady or
vour FIRST choice. Now she passes Nv
the ice-cream parlors without sirsle
sigh or yearning glance; neither does she
cal your attention TO the tempting onih-
ole that hangs over the cOnfectioner's
door. announcing the fact that ctndy
in that establishment is fresh every houI,
and the price is only 20 cents per box.
These things have no charm for her
now. She wants a Button, and she gets
II.
Even the nail the farmer used to use
In order to hold his gslluses in place.
has been discarded, and he actually uses
q button. lie comes 10 town with load
OF potatoes and pumpkins and carries
back a load OF buttons. His wife ana
their seventeen little chicken-chasers and
turkey-tenders are decorated with but
tons.
He pins on 10 the bosom OF his wife's
Jersey a button with the side-splitting
Inscription. Don't pull my leg" and
then he borrows that seventy-hye cents
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25

threadbare coat. Just under the Bryan
button Is another. II looks IKE
gents" furnishing-store sigma hah'-
some linen shirt is pictured thereon ano
this inscription accompanies IL: heep
your shirt on" This creature mas ih-
plicitly obeyed the instructions written on
his button. lie has kept II on III tact,
so long that the chances are that shouid
he attempt TO take II of II wouId come
in sections.
Two giddy girls are coming down me
street. They are keeping up with the
procession. for their mouths are iui oi
gum and their jackets fuli OF buttons
Kiss me, quick" beams from one but-
ton, and from the personal appearances
OF the creature one would think that she
didn't need to display a sign, but tina.
any young man would walk over ue"u
bodies 20 kiss those rosy lips. Inc otnsi
girl wears button with the hlns'e
word. Rats" displayed thereon inoy
are both light-hearted ana gay an" ~ .
dollars TO buttons that the hrst ieiiow
who insulted them would get inc "oiS'
of it,
BUSINESS MANS FAVORlTE.
A party OF men are standing on the
corner discussing the situation. They
Of affairs and families. They are serious
in their conversation and earnest in ex-
preston. On the lapel OF their coats
are pinned little gold bugs" This pic
ture speaks for itself. Men OF AFFAIRS
are not Identifying themselves with niin-
fam political schemes. but are found on
the side of honesty, fairness, and integ-
rity.
There goes a fellow across the street
with tin pail and lunch-basket. lie
is going home from work and seems hap
py that in these times that try mems
souls. he is fortunate in having job.
What political emblem has he on his coat
front? Why, the same little gold bug
that adorned the coats or the business
men. This workingman knows where
his interests lie; he knows that his bread
is buttered on the SIDE OF sound money
and that his wife and children are fed
and clothed on that side, and he sees no
reason TO vote for the upsettng OF all
financial conditions TO give place to a
wildcat scheme that is being boosted for
ward by the silver mine owners trust.
THOSE WHO FAVOR BRYAN.
The lOud-mOuthed heeiers and the Of
fice-seekers who are on the anxious bench
are profusely decorated with Bryan but
tons; those calm. Thoughtful men who
earn living by the sweat Of their brow
wear sold bugs or Mckinley buttons.
The boys. God bless them, for they'll
be voters in the years to come. are not
particular as 10 the button they wear.
Any old thing suits them. Lend me
a dollar" "Bryan-nit." my mothers
pet" Il have troubles OF my own. %
you're a beaut.' and scores Of similar
devices are in circulation. and the boys
possess them 10 their hearts content.
If you haven't a button. go down the
street and hunt up the gawky individual
with a wart on his nose and red hair.
who dispenses buttons TO the masses.
and get a dozen or two. Get your best
girl one, and be sure it's sentimental
something like the following: kiss me.
quick" do you love me-" HAS father
paid the rent" Put your socks In soak. -
and so on.
Don't let this campaign 20 into history
without taking YOU along with q score
or more OF buttons
The buttons the thing.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
A Bridegroom ~ Scyentv.Four

one OF the most interesting personalities
IN the Northwest IS the Rev Henry n
Nhipple Bishop Of Minnesota. who vas
married last Thursday TO Mrs Evanceline
simpson at 81. bartolomow's church. AL
though scventy-four years old. he is a.
active and as enthusiastic as a man of
forty. liz was appointed bishop IN Is59
On horseback he rode from 5000 TO 4 600
miles year on his missionary visits
among the Sioux Indians.
When tho Sioux Indians rose I'm 1862
Bishop Whirplc interceded IN their behalf
with President Lincoln.
In lass ne preached the sermon at the
opening OF the Pan-Anglican Council in
Westmns ter Abbey.
His wife is about thirty~hve years old
Her first husband. Michael Simpson was
a millionaire cotton manufacturer in Mas
sachusCtts.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
AN ABUSIVE SILVERlTE,
grPROMIsFs LAWLEssNEss At THE
POLLS ON ELECTION DAP,
And Requests That the Fact &c Pubiishs'
His Discourtesy to Messrs Cox ana
Waters-soine of His Utterances.

LOUISA c. H., Va, Oct. 2i.-Speciai.-
Nessrs. Z. +. Cox. OF Richmond ana
Thomas l.. Waters. Of Alexandra. spoke
here last night to d fair-sized audience
in the county courtroom, and with one
exception. they were accorded respect
full attention.
After interrupting Mr.. Cox several
times, DR.. Barrett announced that ne
was going TO make 4 reply. This was
agreed TO.
a, soon as Mr.. Cox closed. DR.. Bar
ret come forward and refused 10 take
the stand. saying: we doht staho
upon the same platform.
He stamped his foot and cried:
my foot is upon my native heath'
and my name Is McGregor.
He then proceeded to accord the visit
ing gentlemen the utmost ana most
fragrant discourtesy. consisting al apuse'
and language such as has probably never
been heard IN Virginia upon any simiiar
occasion. DR.. Barrett was extremely
and bitterly violent in his Vtupefauoh
of the gold advocates.
Here are. to use his own expression
some of the things OF which he made
clean breast: Referring TO the crime
Of iS,3." he said the bill was passed by
a drunken Congress and signed by
drunken President. who Afterwards wept
over his shame" lie said that his peo'
pie could live independently OF all other
nations, close the ports entirely, ana
that his people could not be bought by
the gold Of the banker. the broker. and
the candle-stick maker, that the gold
lender Of the country was porter
house steak-eater.'
As for statistics. Or. Barrett disposed
OF them by saying that they came from
"a rotten government and were neccS-
sarily rotten
Notwithstanding that Nessrs. waters
and Cox were introduced as being from
Alexandra ard Richmond. Or. Barrett
insisted that they were foreigners, paid
emissaries. sent here TO teach our peo-
pie politics, religion, and other heresies.'
lie then turned his attention to your
correspondent whom he asked II he
was reportins for the Richmond Times.
Upon receiving an affirmative reply. lie
said.
put this down. that II any one comes
TO Louisa TO keep a tally az the polls or
10 watch our people, he will be- treated
with q coat OF tar and feathers"
Or. Barrett. IN making his address. had
his back turned 10 the audience the
entire time. and confined himself to
making his little speech TO the gentlemen
upon the platform.
80 exceedingly abusive were his words
and discourteOus was his treatment OF
the visitors that his only supporter
in his onslaught was an employe OF a
loo Al newspaper.
Messrs. Waters and Cox replied 10 him
In 4 calm, deliberate. and cool manner.
and at the close OF Mr.. cox's remarks a
prominent silver Democrat arose and pro-
posed three cheers for Cox which were
heartily given by the audience. II WAS
indisputably evident that the crowd. ir-
respective OF party, were not with Or.
Barrett in his treatment OF the visitors.
The doctor IL man OF between sixty
and seventy years OF age with gray
beard and hair, a Virginian born aud
bred. and his conduct was cause OF
surprise and regret TO his friends mere.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
Old Woman Chained IN a Wall

WlLLiAMSFcRr. PA. Oct. 24.-The
small frame house of Martin Morse. at
canton was discovered on fire Thurs
day. The doors were fastened. and upon
breaking them down tho nelghbors found
Mrs. Leroy, aged nirety years. alone ana
chained 10 the walls. The chains were
broken and the frantic woman carried
from the building as the roof fell IN. Mrs.
Leroy made her home with her daughter
and son-in-law, both OF whom were away
from tho house when the fire occurred.
The man was working ia the Held near
by. and later the vito returned from
neiehbors house after the building had
been consumed. Mr.. and Mrs. Morse.
whose reputation is good. say that the
old lady is childish. and TO keep her out
OF mischief they chained her when they
went away from home. The fire began
on the top floor and Mrs. Leroy was
chained dowr stairs.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
LAUREL INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL
Their New Building Turned Over To
the Directors.
DOING A USEFUL AND NOBLE WORK.
Origin and Growth OF the ihs'''"''o"'
something About the System In "hicn
Ills Contradictions to nave
n Reformatory for Females
The new building of the Laurel indus

The new building OF the Laurei ihous-
trial School was turned over to inc III
rcctors ON wednesday afternoon last;
the building is substantial orieN
structure. IN tho prevailing scnooi s 49,,
size lM by 46 feet, two stories anu o'a
ment. with slate roof. oo,-
The north half Of the basement Co ',
tsins the general kitchen, WIN us '"isS'
large boiler. caIdrons. sink. t"o'es' 49,. -
necessary for the work OF inc n's..,u
ton. There are large pan'iS' w
dumb-waiters for lifting 1000 TO 'io ivy
r,n,,o-roon, above: = large milk room
va closet officers dining-room. apart
vents for cook and baker. and trah-
verse hallway. In the south half OF inc
basement is the boys lavatory ana olose',
dressing and bathrooms itot anu oo'O
water is provided in each room.
The first floor is equally divided by
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25
THE ROxBORO RIOT.
Two Arrest. Msde-G lthrio Has Sothir


to ~ny-Durhatn Notes
DURHAM, y. G.. Oct. 2i.-Special.-A
telegram from Roxboro says IN reference
TO the trouble there on Thursday:
Two OF the negroes who we're fore
most in the riot have been arrested and
VIII be given Il hearing to-day iSltIrIlyJ
az y. NJ. The white M,l vino We're
wounded are improving. IL is thought
the trouble is over, and that the Russell
ties viii not make another attempt 10
break up speakns.'
$. +. Satternela, the man CHARGED with
melting the riot, Mas clerk OF the last
legislature and stands indicted on
charge OF falsifyins the records. a jury
found him guilty and he appealed 10 tie
Supreme Court which has not yet hand
ed down its decision
Major ". 4. Guthrie. Populist nominee
for Governor, came home yesterday from
Washington city. j saw him This morn
Ing but he had nothing 10 give out for
publication, Though u was evident he felt
most acutcly the knitting by sir. Aver.
chairman OF the Executive Committee.
During the conversation nc remarked
that tho Populists said they wanted a
man who would stand on the platform.
have stood there squarcly, and 1 can 80
ont Of this campaign without any re-
brcts.'
Durham people are very naturally proud
that her graded school took the FIRST pre-
MUM in educational exhibits az the State
Fair this week
The Populist Senatorial Committee will
meet in HiilsbOrO ou Monday and name
"A candidate 10 supply the vacdncy occa-
stoned by the doclirat.on OF j.. 9. Man
gum. Tho County Committee has rccom-
uendcd G.. Nickers. late Popul-t menu
Der Of the legislature from TINS county. .
IT. w Blair. Of New Hampshire, spoke
I'm the court-house here last night IN he
interest of McI<inlcy. The audience was
largely composed of negroes.
Tobacco receipts for the week nave peen
lieif hut as Yesterday was a strpoing
''soason." larger quantities are looked Tor
next week
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25

DENVER, COL. Oct. 24.-General
Wheaton and officers OF the United States
army In this city have for several weeks
been handsomely entertaining two Ger
mans OF distinguished appearance. who
gave the names OF Baron Won Livetzow
and Baron Won Sack itzlan, and said
they were officers OF the German army.
They represented that they were making
"A tour around the world without money
and In the guise OF tramps TO win
wager Among the entertainments pro-
Vided for tho strangers was ball gwen
IN their honor az Fort Logan. Suspicion
being finally aroused. a telegram N'S
sent 10 the German Embassy al Wa<i
ington. which was answered. saying thae
nothing was known there Of the Two mn
who had represented that on theh "
rival In this country they had presen.oo
DOR
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25

Alan Dale's remedy for the theatre
nat curse: let the managers make a
small Wen. about a foot deep. a foot
and a half long. and Il foot wide, be-
meath every other seat. This wnl could
be bounded I'm zinc. covered with warm,
comfortable felt Into II woman could
drop her hat as easily and as harmless
~ as into hat-boX at home. And then
a carpetcd I'D would obliteratc all evil
dences OF the crime. In London hats
are simply forbidden. II you don't like
the rule you can co home"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-25

he gave her week before last, ana goes
out and SETS EN- up to buttons with the
hhed man.
It's heads / win. tails YOU lose. every
time. The button man mas the call.
STUDY CHARACTER or THE BUTTON
Notice the people you meet; look for
their buttons. You can read their char
acter by the inscriptions ON the buttons.
Here comes sap-healcd youth. lie
thinks he is some shucks. because he
lcers at every young lady be visits and
believes she falls IN love with him on
sight. See this fellows buttons: The
first one is q campaign button. 0f course
IL portrays Bryan on its lrOltispicce, be-
cause tho we.rer hasn't brains enough
ia his noodle 10 know what it means
20 support the siver-vOiced candidate
from the wild and woolly West. lie will
continue to receive his four dollars per
week for services rendered hohiud the
counter and IS perfectly satisfied 10 earn
enough 10 supply himself with cigarettes
and buttons. But what has De fastened
TO the other lapel OF his coat?. Girl
wantedw OF course he wants girl.
and some poor girl will run against a
snag some day and. instead OF doing bet
ter. will have a poor worthless man on
her hands then II will be hard to find
anything to put buttons on for the cheap