The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-04-22
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= The yolk Of an egg is said to be
a very good substitute for cream in
coffee, and will answer for three cups.
Scientists say now that hand
shaking conveys disease" "0fcourse;
that's the way the grip got started.
- Many a man breads throwing
away his life at once, who shrinks not
from throwing it away by piece-meal.
= Rev. Parsons-I hope there was
something about my sermon which In
terested you? Mr.. Knapp-Yes, sir;
it was long to be remembered.
Il doubt whether there is any
popular idea Of heaven now prevalent
among the people. I know scarcely
two persons that have the same com
ception of heaven.-Rey. B. Fay Mills.
-"How jaded your horse looks,
cabman !" remarked an old lady, as
she %disn1ounted from the cab.
not the bit unconfortably large for
his MOUTH" "It amt the big BIT in
his mouth, mum. It's the small bit
in his stomach"
= Patient (who has just had his
eyes operated upon)-Doctor, it seems
to me fifty dollars is a high pricestoz
charge for that job. It didn't take
you ten seconds. Eminent 0cnlist-
My dear friend, in learning to perform
this operation. in ten seconds Ihave
spoiled more than two bushels ofsanch
eyes as yours.
= Potatoes in New York State are
so cheap that farmers are throwing
them away. One nan. is burning them
in his stove and says they make a very
hot and steady fire. AT someauctions
of farm property held lately tubers
sold at two and one. half cents a bushel
and in many instances nc bids could
be secured.
= It will be an agreeable surprise
to persons subjectto attacksof bilious
collie to learn that promptrelief may
be had by taking Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy. In
many instances the attack may be-
prevented by taking this remedy as
soon as the first symptoms of the dis
ease appear. 25 aud so cent bottles
for sale by Hill Bros.
Forty years or more ago Isat IN
the Indiana legislature next to an old
fellow who always voted no on every
bill that was presented. One day
said to him: What's the matter with
your Can't you say aye !? Why you
havn't voted for anything sinceyou'y We
been in the house," well, said
ne, eff a good law passes all right.
You never hear anything from thai,
but if you pass a bad law, / want to-
be on the record right"
= Experiments in crossing rivers
have recently been made by the
Austrian cavalry with water-tights
haversacks filled with straw. Fonrof
these were formed into a sort OF raft
held together by three sabres on
these FIVE men got astride, the fore
most steering with a pole, and the
horses were led. swimming. 1t took
eight minutes to prepare. eight min
utes more to cross a river650 feetwide
ard twelve feet deep, and two minutes
to resaddle on the opposite b2nk.
One reason meu oyerestimate
thems,' es and underestimate their
neighby.1s is that they givethemselyesg
credit for all their good desires and
purposes. They know of the good
they ewish were done. and they take
to themselves credit for wishing it,
But they cannot see the desires and
purposes Of their neighbors; but only
their deeds, and hence this credit
fails. Judging themselves by their
desires and others by their deeds,
men think of themselves more highly
and Of their neighbors less highly than
they ought to think.
- A little romance Of the war was
appropriately rounded out at Harlem
Court House, KY, a fewdaysago. In
1862 a fine young fellow Of IL. named:
Jesse Baker, a Confederate, was
wounded in a .skirmish near that
place, and was left by his command eft
a mountain cabin owned by John Call
leen. a bushwacker, who was helping
the Yankees. John and his Wifeswere
absent, and only their 13syear.oldy
daughter, Mamie, was at home. She
cared for the wounded boy, nnrsed:
him through three months sickness
and fell in love with him during that
time. But Baker went away, forgot
Mamie, and at the close Of the war
married another girl. His wife died.
A little while ago he moved to Har-
lem County, where he discovered his
be~nefactress, Mamie, and found she
was a widow. A few DAYS ago they
were married. Times.
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