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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-01-09
IT'S sweet to love;
And it's just honey

/ ''Did you find that he was a relati0nY'
it"Oh, yes Enthusiastically" "How was
that?' 'He borrowed 81 from me al.
most before 1 had introduced myself.m
Chicago Record.
! Maud-What fool you were making
of yourself in initiating Charley Spoon
err. Ethel-Will you tell me how /
could initiate him in any other man
ner?-Boston Transcript.
Maude-You wouldn't know my beau
now if you met him. Nell-Why, has he
changed SO much as that? Maude-
That isn't it exactly. I've changed
him.-Philadelphia Record.
"a wood-sawing contest. for womenw
That seems UP to-date and quite pat.
The Saving" hear, was successful
But the ''say nothing" part, how was
that?
New York Recorder.
Poeticus-Have you read Shaks-
peare's Loves Labor Lostw CynicuS
No; but I've taken a girl to the the
alter, and had her talk to the man next
her all through the show.-New York
Herald.
doctor, want tooth pulled. I'm
great coward when it comes to endur-
ing pain, and yet I'm afraid of both
laughing gas and chloroform." 'You
might be happy with ether. Chicago
Tribune. i
Dealer-This violin, madam, is a
Stradivarius. 1t is nearly 200 years
l would take that? / can afford the
latest style, let me tell you-Philadel-
phia Record.
Oh, busy bee," exalted so, :
We'd work like you, we vow,
If we could loaf six months or so s.1
AS you are loafing now.
Washington Post.
May-They tell me your engagement
with Charley Gumpleigh is broken.
How did it happen? Garrett is no
great mystery. The fact is, he was too
fresh to keep; that's all-Boston Trans
script.
He (who has been trying to get rid Of
her maiden aunt for the last hour
Your aunt reminds me Of the DE
fender" She-Defender, why? He
Because she is single sticker.-Brook-
Ign Life.
Yeast-Men turn somersaults on
horseback; suppose before long we'n
see them doing it on the bicycle. Grim
sonbeak-Why, man alive! that was the
first thing / did on a wheel.-Yonkera
Statesman.
r
whist club-did you ask him to resignY'
NO; we didn't like to do that; but we
al resigned except BoreIy, and then
we all got together and formed q. new
club."-Harper's Bazaar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-01-09

You've seen them more than once or
twice,
These vagaries of fate.
The thinner Johnny thinks the ice,
The worse he wants to skate.
I'm love? l guess not!' How do!
you know?" ''They never sit silent for
a minutev'
He Ito elderly young lady, after al
long waltz)-You must nave been a.
splendid dancerLPunch.
Duzby What's: in that bottle poi
son? Dooby-I guess there must be;
there isn't any label on it.-Roxbury
Gazette.
Yeast--Do you give YOU dog any ex-r
ercise? Crimsonbeak-Oh, yes; he goes
for tramp nearly every day ,-Yonkers
Statesman. !
She-I wish you wouldn't SMOKE that
cigarette in my presence. Hc-Then
I'll throw it away. "Oh, l didn't mean
,that."-Life.
The safe flew open and there inside
A receipted gas bill lay.
The baffied burglar shook his head,
'I've come a little too late!' he said,
And he mournfully turned away.
Chicago Tribune.
She-I have heard that yoGsaid l was
fond of the sound Of my. own voice.
He-Well, you have yourself admitted
that you like music.-Philadelphi
Record.
She-I think will do the cooking my
self awhile Helm. That was what
you wanted me to take out more life in
surance for, was it?1,1ndianapolis Jour
nal.
Crimsonbeak-Are you going to the
masquerade? Yeast-Yes; expect to-
"How are you going?" "Going broke
'That'll be no disguise. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
h.
The herald., 1896-10-01
SACRED HEART CHURCH FAIR.
Its Success Assured-The Angel City
Quartet to Attend This Evening.

AS the Sacred Heart church fair pro-
crosses, interest in it seems to grow
more intense. This is not surprising
as those who visited it were so enthused
by the good time had that they induced
, their friends to participate in the amuse-
ment. Anyone visiting the hall in the
evenings can see merriment rife; hence
one visit sufficeth to insure visit every
evening. Last night every portion of
the city, even as far as Thirty second
street and Vernon, was well represent
ed. Pretty maidens in gorgeous attire
moved hither and thither wherever it
was possible to find space for motion.
indeed at times such space was at a
premium, so dense was the throng. The
spanish supper was capable of gratify-
ing the most epicurean taste Those
who partook of it expressed their great
delight and signified their intention of
partaking again this evening of the good
things prepared for them by Mrs. Sepul-
veda and her able and energetic assist
ant, Miss Salgada. All the booths did
rushing business and the success of
the fair is already an established fact.
This is gratifying to the people of the
East Side, Catholic and Catholic
alike. All have witnessed the improve
mentS made within a few years in the
Sacred Heart parish. No less than $40,-
900 have been expended on property and
improvements. All appreciate the fact
that such an expenditure has enhanced
the value of property, and hence the
numerous visitors to the hall where the
fair is being held. The reception COM
mittee, of which Mr.. Joseph Mesmer is
chairman, is to be congratulated on the
orderly manner in which the affair is
conducted. Not single occurrence has
in anywise marred the happiness Of
those who sought enjoyment at the
fair. The season is admirably adapted
to the consumption of ice cream and
lemonade. These booths are at all times
beseged, and their patrons receive the
consideration which the affable and
thoughtful ladies' in charge know so we'll
how to bestow. 1t is somewhat amusing
to see how intent the little girls are on
business. AS long as a name can be
placed in their books they are all busi-
ness. When business is done then the
real fun begins for them. They chatter
and move around and admire the new
accessories in the shape of dolls and
fancy articles to the various booths. The
candy booth they do not forget to pa
tronize, and with anxious expectancy
await their package.
This evening the Strallo quartet, or as
it is known here, the Angel City quartet
will be in attendance and will delight
the audience with music and song. The
quartet is composed of Messrs. Harry
Hartford, James Hartford, Haskell and
Kirby. To hear them is treat not soon
to be forgotten.
The herald., 1896-10-01
Los ANGELES ROAD CLUB
Formal Opening of the Club
House This Evening
GRAND ILLUMINATEDP PARADE
Over Seven Hundred Wheelmeen Will
Be in Line
The Most Imposing Display Ever Made
by the Cyclists of Southern Cali
fornia-The Line OF March.

The formal opening of the Los Angel
es Road club will take place tits evening
at it's clubhouse, No. 917 South Broad
way
Previous to the opening there will be
an Illuminated parade, which promises
to be one of the most imposing displays
ever made by wheelmen in Southern
California
There will be about 700 in line, in the
following divisions. under the command
of Mr.. J. E. Sullivan, aided by the cap
tains of the various clubs:
Division No. 1-Police squad.
Division No. 2-Los Angeles buglers.
Division No. S-Los Angeles Road
club.
Division No. 4-East Side club.
Division No. 5--South Side club.
Division No. 6-Crescent club
Division No. 7--Los Angeles Athletic
club.
Division No. s-Y. M. c. A. club.
Division No. e-Crown City club of
. Pasadena.
Division No, 1876 League.
Division No. 11--Citrus wheelmen.
Division No. 12-Unattached riders
The clubs will form on Broadway,
south of Ninth street, according to their
division. The parade will start at 8
" 3
down Broadway to Seventh street. down
Seventh to Main. north on Main to the
junction of Temple and Spring, south on
Spring to Seventh, west on Seventh to
Broadway, north on Broadway to First.
east on First to Spring, south on Spring
to Seventh, west on Seventh to Broad
way, thence to the clubhouse, where
they will be disbanded to attend the
musical and literary program which fol-
lows
The following is the program as ar
ranged for the event:
Opening, by Master of Ceremonies c.
e. Morris.
Speech, Judge Madison T. Owens.
X. c. march, l.. A. r. C. string orches-
ira.
Piano solo, ]. Stanton.
Address, Mr.. Louis f. Vetter
Guitar and harmonica duet, Messrs.
Mead and Bresee.
Vocal solo, The Old Has Been, Mr.. Fay
Stevenson.
Selection by Latenser Mandolin club.
Address, Mr.. ]. T. Drains.
Piano solo, Mr.. Gus Goldsmith.
Vocal solo, Mr.. oe Denote.
Banjo duet, Old Horse Dobson" and
''Side Kick
Mandolin duet, Nip and Tuck
Guitar and harmonica duet, Jones
and Deafty brothers.
Guitar solo, G. P. Jones.
During the evening refreshments will
be served.
The following will act on the reception
committee: Messrs. Arthur Stafford,
Chas Kirkpatrick, F. H. Lampe, Louis
Benjamin, G. E. Morris J. browns, B. A.
Benjamin, o. J. Brott
All unattached riders are invited to
participate.
The herald., 1896-10-01
HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE
The Question of Bimetallisn Being De-
bated by the Students


Up at the High school the students
have been debating the money question.
There are many staunch advocates of
silver coinage. In the debate yesterday
John Hanley, the 13-year-old son of
Supervisor Hanley, spoke eloquently
for silver coinage. He said:
My Fellow Students: The great topic
of thesday Is the monetary or financial
policy of our government, and which
Will serve its people the best, the gold
or single standard, or the free and un-
limited coinage of both gold and silver
at the ratio of 16 to 1, known as the
double standard. BY 16 to l mean that
l6 ounces of silver are at a par with 10
ounces of gold.
I am for the double standard because
1t was the financial policy of our fore
fathers and was recognized as such by
the civilized nations Of the earth until
1873, when John Sherman presented his
bill on regulation of coinage 1t is said
that 1t passed the house and the senate
and was signed by the president without
either or them knowing that they had
demonetized silver. Now, fellow stu
dents, you of the gold or single stand
ard believe or advocate the proposition
tEat the less money there is in the
country the more each individual has,
"hliS VIC VI tiic uOuDle STANDARD Del1eVe
ana advocate the proposition that the
more money in the country the greater
the opportunity to get some. The diff
ference between the two great parties
is that the Democratic party desires to
establish truly American system of
finance, that is, the free and unlimited
coinage of gold and silver at ratio of
1e to l, while the Republican party
claims that they will advocate the free
and unlimited coinage of gold and silver
II England will permit them to do so.
If we cannot establish this system
that the Democratic party desires to-
why not? When did we have the great
est per capita circulation in this coun-
try? What is it today? If silver will
reduce the workingman's wages and
gold is going to raise them, why is Mr..
Depew. president of the New York
Central, for gold? Is he going to pay
his men higher wages?
The herald., 1896-10-01
SHOULD DOCTORS ADVERTISE
A Discussion of the Question by
an Eminent Specialist
The Question That Has Long Agi.
tated the Medical Profession
of the World

Editor Herald: I have read with
much interest, the articles In your paper
bearing on the practice and malpractice
of medicine in Los Angeles and Southern
California, and your just discrimination
with reference to advertising doctors
course.
The discussion of the evil of medical
fakes touches incidentally upon adver-
tising doctors in general all of whom
are, by no means, frauds, just as all
doctors who do not advertise are far
from being, for that reason, above sus-
picion.
What constitutes improper advertis-
ing on the part of a physician, how he
should make himself known, and to
what extent, are questions that often
perplex medical men and medical bod
les, and concerning which the laity are
largely in the dark. 1t is however. held
that a physician should not, must not
advertise himself as ordinarily done and
understood, nor his skill nor cures 1t is
claimed that this law of the code of eth
les has been determined upon solely in
the interests of the public, to protect 1t
from imposition and charlatanism; for
there would be no limit to the claims of
unscrupulous men to draw business from
a purely commercial motive and the
public would in no way be able to tell
the chaff from the wheat the true from
the false.
This is the old-fogy professional view,
and no wonder it's practical application
in these days of progress bothers the
laity. A reputable dry goods merchant
may advertise his business, and is not
deferred nor censured because dishon-
est dealers advertise also. The upright
merchant knows that If his neighbors'
advertisements are lies. the public will
find 1T out soon enough, and to his ad-
a h pfb
Why may not the physician take this
view? He depends upon his profession
for living. The more paying patients
he has the better he can live, the more
useful citizen he can be. Then why
should he be ashamed to admit that he
wants to extend his practice? Do not
reputable physicians see that while they
absolutely refrain from advertising they
but play into the hands of quaolSs and
charlatans? These fellows would have
much less business if more of the de-
cent honorable practitioners would
make themselves more extensively
Many of the ablest physicians in the
country have shaken off the fetters of
the code and are advertising extensive
ly; others merely publish q card"
which amounts to nothing except to
excommunicate those who do it; and
they do not, so far as we are able to
judge, suffer in the esteem of their fell
low citizens, no matter what the old
fogies of the profession may think of
them.
But" the REGULARS" object, "a medi-
cal man can legitimately make himself
known by his pen, by his connection
with hospitals, schools and the like; such
connections are evidence of ability
| So! A medical man may advertise all
he pleases just so long as he does not
pay for it. No wonder the lay mind is
puzzled.
That we believe 1t proper and expedi-
ent for good doctors to advertise, the
columns of The Herald and the other
Los Angeles papers-indeed, all the pa
The herald., 1896-10-01
It Is VERY, VERY QUEER
Amalgamation OF Interest
for Mr.. SlausOn
He WAS FOR SANTA MONICA HARDOR
Vigorously Antagonized the Peo-
pies Port at San Pedro
AND YET OTIS IS FOR HIM
The RAIDER Republicans Also Go Over
to Slauson
The Democratic City Fusion Committee Is
Appointed
High School Scholars Have Started in to
Debate the Money Questfon-C. H.
Long, an Aldermanic Candi-
AND YET OTIS is FOR HIM
The RAIDER Republicans Also Go Over
TO SIauson
The Democratic City Fusion Committee Is
Appointed
High School Scholars Have Started in to
Debate the Money Question-C. H.
Long, an Aldermanic Candi-
date-Political News.

The advocates of Santa Monica har-
Dor (and they are few are very much
elated at the proposition to elect J. S.
slauson mayor of the city. The Los An
geles Times overflows at the idea and
advances Mr.. Slauson as the proper man
for the Republicans to nominate.
This position of the paper in the light
of facts is highly interesting and demon
strates that the paper and it's editor are
ever ready to bow down and worship at
the shrine of wealth and position.
No later than March last the Times
teemed with editorials denunciatory of
the course Of Mr.. Slauson who proceeded
to Washington and there labored dill
gently to prevail upon the congress Of
the United States to make an appropri-
alton for the Improvement of Santa Mon
lea harbor to the exclusion of San Pc
dro, the peoples harbor.
This course Mr.. Slauson as an indi-
vidual had right to pursue. But the
people of Los Angeles county almost
unanimously were of a different opin-
ion from Mr.. Slauson.
For months past the Times had de-
nounced every man of moderate means
or income who favored Santa Monica
harbor as "a tool of the railroad com
pany," as IAN enemy of the people" and
as 'unworthyQof trust or public conf
dence.'
Early and late has 1t abused, vilified
and lied about Mayor RAIDER and the
members of the city council who voted
for a resolution favoring any and all
harbor improvements of the Los Ange-
les county coast.
Now; Mr.. Slauson, and he is an hon.
orable gentleman, even if the Times did
subject him to brutal criticism in March
last, did more than dozen city councils
and any 500 citizens in helping Uncle
Coils at Washington in his efforts as to
Santa Monica harbor
This being the case he was on the
The herald., 1896-10-01
LARGER QUARTERS.
The City Board of Education Will Move
Into the Wilcox Block.

The city board of education will on
Monday next vacate it's present quarters
on the third floor of the city hall, and
remove to the Wilcox block at the south
east corner of Spring and Second streets,
secured. The board has secured five
rooms on the second floor, Nos. 234 to
242, inclusive, and these will be hand
somely fitted up. The phenomenal
growth of the schools, with the largely
increased business, render the change
necessary, as for some months the lin,
tied space in the city hall has been
wholly inadequate. The public library
will now have the entire top story of the
city hall, and even this is not enough
but will do until such time as the city
can erect library building. af.fl
Call tel. 243 for ambulance. Kregelo
The herald., 1896-10-01

Captain Cressey is still a candidate
for mayor, but as far as the result is
concerned he is like the man who fell
out of the balloon--he is not in it, In
fact. Captain Cressey's candidacy cuts
no ice one way or the other The same
applies to Prof. e. Storrs' ambition.
ton.
Tomorrow evening the Republicans
will hold their caucuscs, and then the
atmosphere will clear somewhat, and
possibly something can be outlined as
to results with q little accuracy
The herald., 1896-10-01

pers of Southern California--amply tes-
tify, and that 1t is advantageous tolboth
and suffering humanity the
extent and success of our practice fur
nish abundant evidence. Yours truly,
p. JANSS,
President English and German Expert
Specialists.
The herald., 1896-10-01
THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE WIG
WAN,

Tonight the Populists will again oc-
cupy the platform at the Union Silver
wigwam. The issues of the day and
their relation to good government, to
equality of opportunities, of privileges
and of legal rights, are to be presented
by Mrs. M. Maynard and Fl. c. Dillon.
Louis K. Webb will act as chairman.
The herald., 1896-10-01

Call tel 243 for ambulance. Kregelo
& Bresee. Sixth and Broadway.
The herald., 1896-10-01

All prices of wallpaper greatly reduced.
A. A. Eckstrom. 324 South Spring street.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1896-10-01

having an intrinsic value of only 51 or 53 cents. An attempt is to be made by legislation 10 interfere directly with the individual rights of citizens in the af- fairs of trade and business. The obliga- tion of contracts is to be ignored. and the country is to be reduced to the use of debased currency without regard to considerations of integrity or indi- vidual honor. Gen. Harrison, in his re- cent speech in this city. aptly said that the policy of the Bryanites proposes to "coerce integrity" And he went on 10 illustrate this remark by calling atten- tion to the fact that in the event of tn" triumph of this policy the managers of savings banks, building and loan as- sociations, life insurance companies. etc.. would be compelled, no matter how they might revolt from such a proceed ing. to liquidate the claims against them in appreciated currency, to the enor' nous joss and detriment of their credit OTIS.
 It is amazing that there should be. anywhere in this country, any class of people who are so far indifferent to the obligations of common honesty as to be willing to favor n policy which in it's practical application would not only re- suit in enormous material and financial disaster. but would stamp us as nation of oundrcls.-Leslie's Weekly.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1896-10-01
untruthfulness of the assertion so often

untruthfulness of the assertion so often made that the defection of "sound money" democrats in the cities is off, set by the gains for silver among re- publican farmers. The poll indicates that "sound money" is making pbe- nomenal gains among the very classes to which the ropocrats are making their strongest appeals.
 Notwithstanding occasional acct S. sions from populists, the free silver democrats show q total of 37 votes less than the democratic total of four years ago, indicating democratic loss of 16 per cent, which, if kept up all over the country, would mean overwhelming defeat. Out of the 1,267 farmers IS say they were democrats four years ago, but will vote the "sound money" demo- cratic ticket this year.
 The debtor farmers are not repudi- ationists. They propose to pay their debts in currency as sound and stable as the currency they borrowed. The fiat conspiracy cannot win with the aid of the farmers.-Chicago Times-Her. ald
The Coconino weekly sun., 1896-10-01
OkLAHOMA'S GROWTH.
Interesting Statistics from the Annual Re.
 port of Gov. Renfrow.

Interesting Statistics from the Annual Re.
 port of Gov. Renfrow.
 WASHINGTON, Sept 25.-Gov. Rem frow, of Oklah oma, has filed with the secretary of the interior his annual re- port for the year ended June 30, 1896. The report begins with the declaration that the development of the territory in the year past has been equal to, if not greater, than that of other por- tions of the United States. The acre. age of land in cultivation has steadily increased, and has very nearly reached the proper ratio of farm land to pasture. The prospect for crops is good and the ante bellum dec- laration, ''cotton is king" seems ap- plicable to Oklahoma. Oklahoma's population is shown to have increased from 212, ,625 in 1894 to 275,5S7 in 1896. The most populous county is Woods. with 20,s The various Indian reser- vations contain a population of 12,5Oo. The taxable property of the territory for 1896 was assessed at S24, s16, I'll, Lo- gan county leading, with an assessed valuation of g., 73O,5.2, and D county bringing up the rear with only Sl53, ,276.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1896-10-01
OBEYED THE COMMITTEE.
Chairman Faulkner Issues a Statement of
 Bryan's Attitude in 1899.

Chairman Faulkner Issues a Statement of
 Bryan's Attitude in 1892.
 WASHINGTON, Sept. 25.-Commeut having been made upon the fact that Mir. Bryan supported Gen. Weaver for the presidency in 1892, Senator Faulk- ner, after consultation with Senator German, gave out the following state ment on the subject:
 have submittee the inquiries concerning Mir Bryan's vote for Weaver in 1892 to Senator German. who was a member of the democratic campaign committee that year. He says that the national committee, of which MT. William F. Harrity was chairman. determined to request all the democrats in Nebraska and the states west thereof to unite with the Weaver people in carrying those states, so as to prevent Harrison from receiving theelectoral votes in Nebraska, Idaho, Montana, Wyo- ming. Oregon, Nevada and California, and as Q rule the democrats followed the request of the democratic national committed
 In addition to this. the New York World made an appeal for a special subscription to carry out the plan of campaign determined on by the democratic committee; therefore, what ever MT. Bryan or any other democrat did in the suppor. of Weaver was at the request of the national democratic committee.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1896-10-01
James F. Joy Dead.

DETROIT, Mich., Sept 25.-James F. Joy, the noted fnancier, politician and railroad man, is dead. In 1850 he or ganiz ed the c. B. X O railroad and for many years was the official head of the system. In 1867 he became president of the Michigan Central, and after ward was president of the Wabash. He was for time noted character in state and national politics, and in 1884 placed James G. Blaine in nomination before the republican national conven- tiou at Chicago