The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1896-11-19

Neglect of the hair often DESTROYS its
vitality and natural hue, and causes it to
1aii out. Before it is toe late, apply II all s
Hair Remover, a sure remedy.
Clara: 81 wonder how Edith came to mar
ry that horrid Mr.. Kreesus, after having
been waited upon by that charming Charley
Dudekins. Charley was so fond of music,
and Kreesus doesn't know enough about it
to turn over the leaves of music for one -
Aunt Susan: ''Perhaps not; but Mr.. Kree-
sus can turn over the leaves of his check
book beautifully" Boston Transcript.
His personality filled the place. Yet not
because he was fat man. 1t was his an
noyng cough. He cured it with Adamson' $
Botanic Cough Basam and sank into bappi-
ness and obscurty.
Owens: whats in a name. ANYHOW p,
Dunno: Not much in yours, old man -
what do you mean?" "Why, everything
you've got is in your wifes name, isn't it o.
! Brooklyn Life.
Don't daily with rheumatism. Purify
your blood and cure it at once by taking a
course of Hoods Sarsaparilla.
False. Miss Goldy de Rocks. 81 can
never marry a man who works for a liv-
ing!" D'Auber: "But | am an artist, dear
est" Miss Colby De Rocks: eyes, but
you sell you pictures" D'Auber: "You
wrong HE. L never SOlu a picture III
life" Puck.
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Catarrh is a local, not blood disease, caus-
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the nasal passages. Cold in the head if re-
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any injurious drug.
Minnie: "When that odious masher tried
to smile at me just looked daggers al him. y
Mamie: WAS it success" Minnie: 81
think so. | heard him whisper to the other
odious wretch who was with him that he
was stuck on that girls looks" Indian
apolis journal.
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"What will it COST asked young Cholly' g
father, "to give my boy an education? ''
"The Lord only knows" replied the pro-
1eSSOf, eyelng the youth thoughtfully, but
you can put him through college for about
$1,000" [Chicago Tribune.
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$50 you see, Miss Faith, none of the old
religions suit me. After examining them
all | am driven to agnosticism. II see
You choose agnosticism simply because you
don't know any BETTER Harlem Life
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Mrs. Digby has a husband that really
thinks something of her"
"Wha has he done?''
'Why, instead of betting to win a hat for
himself on the election, he bet new bonnet
for his wife.