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Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
EUokSER ALONE ~ WISCONSIN.
Palmer Arreadfa= Fua-raI and
Bragg Art-zdfaz TO Bzsfae~..

Palmer Arrezdfaz FuaeraI and
Bragg Att-zdfa= TO Bzsfae~.
CHICAGO, Oc-- -0.-i7e-srHl Si--r Bolivar
Buck1e- q Ksnrucky. candidate of the Ia
1c1al 1enoc-1-lc party fzr wee president
lsft tcr MlUGukse and the nor-h~sst "a
the Chicago 4 Northwestern rzI-ozE a.
p Il today. General B1ck1er vas accu--
panied hy Ms B-cklsr s15 Simon Bolivar
Brck-e- II Ellis 2 Usher secretary CT
ths 1a--c17- cAzp@ig7 committee aid ! =
Hogan C Ia Crosse Genera Palmer E11
Mrs Palmer did ncT make tAe trip across
" IsconsLz Wlfh ire DISTINGUISHED keCr-cky
uz--lor- Tssy we're left a. BloC-i-Etc1
AC16sy se-sr-oc1 % attend he funeral e
= Tear relative G General Palmer. Gs2e-al
Palmer VII leave Biooui1Elun uc1iE1f and
proceed direct - s. Faul where he VII
JON Ire SPECIAL train and resume TIE Journey
through the states q Minnesota z14 Icwa-
Another 1lsaPpci1--e1- ID regard t1 he
tip ar71Es " Niscc-sLz cane n ne t1rZ q
e telegram from Ge1e-zl Edward : ErRg-
the tzZ-us COMMANDER C the Lrou brigade
that b would De lzposEfhie Tor hin cEi1E
70 = pressing professional slEzgeus1t- e
soia General Palmer and General Ruck1sT
5efars ThE-sdzF.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
DEFEATS WYOMING SILVER nES.
Supreme Court Refuse~ 10 Have the
o@i-iaI Ballot ChanE-d-


CHEYENNE. Oct sc Special Telegrara }
The Euprsns court q wyuziag today DE-
Ci1ed adversely 20 the democrats state con-
miltse Il suit brought by il against Sec
rstE-y 0f State Blrdick n reference "a TIE
nomination for electors Il thts sla1s eerti-
fed by HIN 70 the county clerk As the CT
cisl nominees 0t the various parties. Il
vas alleged that two nouina-io1s made By
EaiG6ls-0t-ths-road popal-EtS we're irregular
because made By petition and should mt
have been certified bE the secretary Il
vas also charged thai the secrErzTT acted
E7EgulArly 4 the grouping of TIE name of
: demo poruliz- no1l1ee Win the middle
af-the-rozG pCrultstz instead Of with the
eeDOCrziz- The sui which vas II tie
nature af an application for a VIII q RAJ
1Guns % compel the secretary % correet
l1s alleged tTrsEuLa-1Llss- ERs dish lzsed tae
court hcldl1g E-zu-noUsiF that tas Eecre-
rarZ hae acted Il the mater II sccor52nce
viii law.
The cEcial ballot VII contain four slec-
ucrAl tickets a follows Republican three
popU--st. three prohibition. three zad 1eu-
ocranc. iva one q The p0Palisc electors
vas nOulaAtsd by TIE democratic state con-
mir1ee, bal he VII be grouped Ei-h the pop
lIlsI eIectGrE
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
BEFRrENDISG EDWARD J. IVORY
Irish HatiSaaI Alliance In New York
Takes the Matter in Hand

NEW YORK Oct =e.-TEe Irish National
alliance hzs called . sIIiaoes representa-
tivez n L5a5sa 20 see that ths best eoEassi
Is retained n order thai when the case c.
EdEz-d J Ivory q this ciry, arrested On
suspicion of connect11n Eilh an alleged Gyaa-
-llte Plot. Is called up again II the police
ccurt on Friday q 6szan6 be 1z5e for hzs
discharge Presi5snt Lyman has also Erlr-
Ten = s-Tong Letter 70 Secretary q state o.
ley 6e-aaGiag that his derartDe1t take ae-
Ilo1 E1E that Ivury be accorded AL The
rights q which An American citizen Is en-
t-led- The letter = said e be eouC5sG Il
vs-y str11g terms
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
MANITOBA SCHOOLS TORS Up AGAIN.
PrStestazrs object to Concessions
MADE 10 the Catholics

WINNIPEG. Ma Oct 2G-I- 5 learned
hat Inch has occurred = the eunfers1cs
fer the settlement q he pa-ocaiai school
z-esti1a nov u progress - Ottawa
Premier Lzurisr AID he dsl=gatss f-c-
Azaitoha -. agreed ID aIleE : half h5u
= daE u sa=E scE0cI for teaching q rEllgicn
by The Roman CErhoiscs. the belief beng
that this concession EcUl5 settle TIE dIa-
Guilty.
Il might have settled Z a. far as the
Rona1 Catholics were concerned, hGr Eheu
thA protestant lea5srs heard q Il they
raised = big roE. such = concession they
claim 70 be = violation O the nzII0,sl school
PRINCIPLES
So the Manitoba premier. NJ. GreeuEzy
had . Ui-h1raW from this Agreement and
now. as far as can be learned 70 ether
srhsle eza be devised a.5 the settlement
Is as lar 0H as ever
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
DEEP wATEa HARsoR COMMISSION.
FiTe Mea Appointed TO Choose n site
on the Pacinc CoasE-

WASHINGTON, Oct es-The river Eas
ha-bor BIZ passed A. the last session Of
congress contained a provision tEzt the loea-
ticr q Z deep Waler harbCr IN the state
q California SHOULD be determined By =
cczDzElun . De ccuPcsed q 4 naval 0a-
Ger 70 be detailed bg the secretary uf the
navy an aEicer q he enzEf ard ge0detic
survey 70 De Gstziled hy the suDerizts1 1ens
an1 three civG sEgl3eers 70 be aEp1in led
By the president Thls board las bee.
t1rned a. f1ilrWs- Dsla4led ~ tse secretary
q the navy Rear Adzlrzl Iohl G. Walker:
detailed BY the Euperi1ae1dent Ct TIE ecast
and Eeoceflc survey Assistant ARFus.ua p
RogerE- appSi-t=d hy IAe preEl4enr WliiAn
T. Bzrr g NsW Terk- GeorEe 9 Mzrrizul
q New Yark- Richard P Nargza q lll-
Uuls
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21

SAN BERNARDHSo eAl- Oct sa.-Eer-
man 2 SshnEzbe1 > sr0-hsr q R1a0lVh
Seh-au5e-t- he nzn EE0 threw the bonb
n Hzynzrket square Chicago. died here
yesterday Of eo1E1n-pfIan- Sch.Al5elt cane
70 Cal11rnIa AbGat f9arteen years ago and
took up hls Residences II D-s SaruE county.
He was 4 quiet. uazsEzning persan- and SO
far ca1 be learne1 EAs zeFsr krOEa
% talk A-arcAy.
LONDON Oct .9---Dr- william Campbell
president of Queens college. CaEhri1gs, IS
dead
EVANSVILLE nd Oct 3a-JOAa Il
AeNslly =1ee suc-enzs late ra.s Afternoon
He vas prorrtstlr cf ne Evansville Jour
zal zn1 an cid neExpzZsr nan.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
GOLD COMING TO PAY FOR WHEAT
Loa6oa Times. However. sees Indfca-
lions of HoarGinE-

LONDON. Oct e9.-Sz7Eel Mzz-EE-e 4
sens STATE tAa- roGzys large Ei-h1-zE Ezl
q gold "a 500 900 = American g8l5l & oE-
zg 20 the advE-ce II wheat mach Cf The
sixry-dzy exchange falling 5-s z1z ths rate
q sEeAzaEz n consequences, beng loEe--
NEW YORK. Oet- 2a-Tss tslI0Eizg e1-
gags1sas far nPo-t are reported Loeb
q Co. 3 600 900. Bank cf British N1rIh
America z5e0 ooa. Mailer. ScaaI 4 CO,
g. 600 Ei61er. Peabody &C. q Boston.
s-53 900: Lazz-d Frsres. 8 800 Bea- L Ven
Holman q Co. S5ea 9oo. TolsL s4525. o0o.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
CONDITIONS n COLORADO GOOD

Rio Grade EE-zfa=S SHOW . De-
erase. bzr Pro-14<< 20 Improve
nESFEz ESz e. -The aln1aI stnclE-
hol6ers zsetzE e IL Denver 4 Rso C-zn Sc
Railroad company vzs hsld ha-- csdzy.
about 50 pr eezt q fAe stock bei1E repre-
senled- TIE f-Ilowi1g Directors were
chosen George Coppei1- Richard =. Wlsuu-
TI--zn Nertens. Chzrles c. 5=aIz1. :
Edward SiunGns ard Arthur CoppelL Al
q New York City Ion1 L0E1e- W'elch q
Philazslphia. E1wz-d J JeGg-y z1c EGW1-d
o. WCicorl q Denver
G=1rEe C6FpeIl Chairman C he hoard C
directors. made a slzts-e-t . -5e eject
that though the earnings for the pass years
s5cE q fal.1zg a The eo1E.-11ns n Csls-a 20
are 5e1sr thz1 IL NEST sec-icns e t5s ccu.-
-T re Lea6vlle strike BE sa-1 haz
cz-lssL cGzEl6Er11le l1ss q rEvE--s . The
e-upa1y. The physical cccG1-izl c. TIE
rad Ne said Is better thz1 ever and rEo
short trazckes VII probably be tullt as
soon as The hla-cAl coldl-louE q th= cCE1-
~ VII Justify t-s invitation q lie -sces-
SHY rev czpl-a-
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
AGED SENATOR AGAIN ELECTED,
Vermont sends senator Merrill Rack
10 MashinErsa oaee More-

MONTPELIER VI. Oct e8--Jus-i1 :
Msrriu CT SrraHzrG Vas reelected Cai-sd
States senator from Vermont tbs altar
z0on- II LEs senate 10 other zan= EE
presented and Ssna-ar NORTH reserved the
entire thirty votes L uas Ec-se. NJ. Nor
rAl receiFe5 ~ votes and IL. He-bsrt p
Brigham q BakErsSeld 5GzocT11le c21El-
Gzre received seven zen n the 1ci1- zs-
ssn5ly ao2c-r5w zt1=rno1z, Senator Nsrriu
VII De formally sssc-ed-
The hGnGr pad 10 Senator MarTiu ~ hls
native state today : Al incident q zc-e
TAN usual Interest When. q the sth q
March next he IS formally la6acr=a t1t3
The O1ce which he has fled for tatrty
years he vii ennEence q term Vhsch Ida
iAlr % bea. al rscorzs of men o-rzhlp II
the nz-lonal senate. Mr.. Aorril : s5 years
3f age
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
SIR EDWARD CLARKE MEANS IT ALL.
Believes the Vea@za-Iaa COmmissisa
il Adverse 70 England

LoNDoS Oct. se.-sir Edward Clarke. Q
C. conservative, formerly solieilsr gsasTal
AID nezher Ct Pz-Iizzen- far Plyn5gtk- re-
ferng = TIE adverse cririr-sn Of his
recent sPeslA On tie TznEzEElAa question a.
TcrE II which lie sz5G that No hcneEt
an4 impartial Arbitrator CT commission
could decide n fzFG- Of Englzzz-s Gains
apon the FTi1enes. haz written q letter %
The Associated press Cn tie subject He
Savx. The speech was deliberately made IN
rns belief which stiI entertain that L WI
be e puhlta service, and was. Of course
-a5s after frll study 0f ali tns documents
5EcizIly published q the Szh.eeL7
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
MEET TO cHossE NEW BISHOP
House of Bksksps of PrOtestazf
EPI.eaRaI Chnreh in s~-sIoa-

NEW YORK Oct z<--The House Of BsEh-
cps OF the PrOtssts-.t EsiscOpaI Church q
America net today = tAs church nisEioa
house Bishop Doaae q sIbAnF s presiding
n the absence q Bzzhuu Eillizus of Can
necticut- NouinAtians were made for the
bishOprfc q Dz.--5 waacA was created
year ago TIE nouE1zE1aas viii be reported
EPo1 tomorrow ~ . >uEnltIzs 10 Wh0u
they we're referred RsE Dr. Samuel Hart
secretary q the HOUSE q Bishops sait Lhs
names q hose noml-azea would noI be given
o1t for pEblle4-inn- When bishop has
5esl elected hiz na3s Vii be made pUbl1c.
but 10 Esuuon viz - made Ct the names
q The unsuccessful cana1daaes.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21

81 FETERSBCRG- 0cL -n-rhs Grash-
damn has been suspended t7r having pub
Itshed dispatches which It's proprietor
Prince Msstchsrzky tslsg-zphed from Paris
a. the the cf the visir of the eEz- and
ezartna 10 Ire French capital, II the course
uf which the prince attacked President
Fzu-s a,d The z-my G. France.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
STRIKES our THE7 nEsoLUrTox.
srr-th % 20. - s..hnnI.-

Growth Of P7roc ltHI -cheols-
SPRINGFIELD, ~ % 1s--T.dzy's ses-
siou q the American Cr-saaaa Missionary
society ope7ed Win a s.zte-sr. from tie
Bead cf Church Exts-siza M GearSe VI
M1ckley q Kansas Ci-y Al address On
'-Chz-rh Erts1si0n- vzs dfstxsrsd By D. Q.
Smart q EA-sas Cz-F aepcrtz rsrs read
ron the Board q Segra ETs1gsIIza-ioa
and EGuca1iol by G c Srikh CT ohlo. The
Board q Ministerial EsAe ~ A NJ At
kirs0u q Wahash- Ind a1f TIE national
hlhle sc5ool Euperi1re1dsiu - 2 z Wsg-
EE7eT q Kansas CRY
TIE f1-Iozi-E c1scers zrrR eiectsd: P-ssi-
dent. n Il Davies. raIlzs. TEX vice qresi-
6sn-s. Z 7. Sweeney. Cd>1meus O. r T
Matthews Des M-i-sz- Ia Ind p. Z C5eIL
= LOUIS ccrrespc16szss secrRtz-y. Ben
ja-t1 L Smith Clzc5znzi- trezsu-pr. z
Tl1giey. Cincinnati; AzcEr L c FIJI
1ore. Cinci11a-L II vas 11rzEzf 70 bold the
rex zztiozal ro1Tszrisa a zndEAzGPoiiz Il
1857
Tie following rszolEaar trspzr-ed hE tie
eozzlt-ee q fursig- Pot14z1cn- created
very heated 5-s-rss5uz-
We look wi-h ala--z zri.. me E-oE1h af
1e pa-pceial sc1oois a. top tucrsasirS
21t-- 1-sE % GU sys-= r 111llc sr1uGl=
2-lc lalio1zl g-eaEnesE
Alr-eE-r- lizat -s>ss- rsslf se-kS 70 6s.Il-
Ez1E poiif1ral parties, sage IsE1slzrio Il
t-s 1W- interests zeclrts-large aprrur-iz-
-loEs Ron t1e 1atlo11l lEtls--r 1ar secla-
-la1 Fz-Poses- al9 Ehiez, u1ae- TIE coEr-
q dark--ss. does not Essitzrs 70 s--isz
down GcG,y uen Ez1 l1frsoss Eh5 dare C
Cppcse Lhsi- d-zbol1cal Schemes has ne
rieK q Ihs facr EhIea-- C0ntroats us. Ee
-sc0Ezs1G rhs c-frtvsri-1 Cf the American
sP--a- loyalty 20 the aag and love tu- or
Arue-1ezu --s---uticns-
Af1sr discussion. i tas decided by a
T0te q Isl 20 . . -ks the resolution
from lie rEuCrr
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
Rrrrirr. a Threatening Lerter.

Iic Armenian Pat--a-ra- i Is announced has
received = letter tram The Armenian rsvoiu-
tionzrv committee 5eEa1di,g s. SEQ AID
threatening I'm that unless The nC1sy Is
sent be VII meet tae ta1s q ether Ar
u,ezLazs VIA refused the demands o. ths
lonnlllee.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
xLArGHLx GETS a xEw TRIAL
OEe Of the LexssE EfctizEs VIII Have
Aa1rher Chamrr-


ALBANY. Ocs- @a.-The courJ C zppeals
hzs reversed -hs t-1gEslt CT .11TictL0n n
he case e Inspector Ntzhugh,, accused
q sK-oraaz. azc las ordered = new -ial
This WAS oze q the LeEsE cases.
NLliEz McLA1gallas G-i1EPector of the
police department Vas convicted before
Justice Barrett u the court of oyer szz
termine- Ct sx-8-EiCn q tie eo1platn1 G
Frederick H Sszg-xL Jr-, q builder tram
EaoE Il EEs alleged he teok Sse and guar
Eztse5 h11 urutec-4Cl t-u= tie building
laws The Go1TiGti1z E2s APPEALED CT the
ground that tie jury was prE1-41ced ard
thai i=2roper sVi1e1ce was a1m1-ted but
the appellate Division C he supreme court
decided u fAEor at ne P-uEecEtlus-
Al Eypezl - Ills coz-r rss-l-E u 4 rsv=--
sai anG a. orGsr t1r 1eU trial The cou-t
writes long opinion setting 1o-tA tha1 TIE
jury was II part biased and that improper
sg1cs1rE Ezz admitted
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21

EDLO2E1Q srhlATe, CUE. Oct 90
he IntsrEatlouAI typographical laiss b.
voting 1oZa . E0u11 ts the eject that
0nly printers. members q tAe 1z1en. Ehzu
5e Al4oNzd &c Wsrk tAe Enntyps n2chi1es
lzft tie natter 1f ne enE 10y z1e1t ~ IA
eh alsfs precseiy WherE II befsre The
Gall4l ssEz--l o. L-s -ypugrzpE.czl Ezloa.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21

CQNsTANTLNCFL-E- Oct l@---sLle.agec =
Transmission AZ lie zu1leacs Hh4eE the
RZssiaa ElhEzsEdz5- n 1s EsL101. had
Nit1 the EalsAa o. SATURDAY the latter sx-
pressed his 1rl ili=nt-a g carrying cur
he reforms decided uazu scr the better al
za--is-T1tlnr q ArZe2-z- n ze Nslleor
Nil leEFe thz city k11rflV Far Russia II
arlrr % make rsTzanaI reporr 70 tie
ezAr au ne sitzztlaz . z1A-Tz here
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21

AKRON. o. Czst =a--The largest ere thai
has visited Akr1n STAGE the SchEnacher
occurred here Al mldnlght Whsn rhs stone
ware works 81 " nIrE1zCre. EoninSor
4 Co Eere 11sfrugre The inas EL1 D.
80 iAia. And the insura1ae hzlf - Elch
Two E1nGred lea Arz LhnsNn cur & Ecrk
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21
Gar and Emperor Get Together.

wIESBADEN. Oct ea-Ths ear. Grand
Duke serE Is and the grand 5uks q Eezss
arrived here A. I o'cisek lhis af1erzoun aa6
Eers received a. the railroad s-ati1a by
Emperor WE-ian- Who Uure Russian E1l-
form Their uz!eStles drove 10 the castle
il a carriage GrzHu by four k1rsss- The
route thereto Was lined EltA troops, and lie
croAls prefeat accorded the EEsEIzz en-
Psr1r Al enthasl2Sric EelcoLe- Tne car
vi rsra-- - uarmsla5r thiz afts--oCz-
Omaha daily bee., 1896-10-21

ST PETERSBURG. Oct eg-At tie m
periSi ninz 2-21g pOo1= e g8lI And silver
az being euuFsrlra izta en-a- O. E1Iz
asol0 SOC nuEhles ~ be tlraea agf, g
a0a ai9 q silver all be struck 11 and BOO =
a98 n ssaal aaiz NJ se prepared toT e1r-
eli-fLE-
The morning times., 1896-03-15

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The morning times., 1896-03-15
Polite Policemen.

The Boston Herald tells of a brave police
man, who is especially attentive to the
wants of little women who want to cross
the street. 1t is seldom that kindness
makes an error, but in this case the police
mans good-natured helpfuness was mis-
taken.
The pleasant weather had brought out
a crowd of shoppers, and among them was
a pretty little woman, who seemed to be
in terror of moving across the street.
She stood on the corner and gazed at
the passing throng, unnlindful of the many
admiring glanceS cast at her. A car
passed the crossing. and was closely fol-
lowed by another. Then she ran into the
street, and the policeman saw her Just as
she left the sidewalk.
The second car was coming along under
right of way, when the officer raised his
hand and seized the little woman by the
arm. She was so slight that he almost
lifted her out OF the way of the car, and
dashed in front of a team ON the other
side, landing her safely on the opposite
side walk.
There, you're all right he said, as she
stepped up on the sidewalk and turned to
face him.
She shook out her skirts, Strengthened
her hat, and smiled sweetly at him as she
replied:
Yes, I'm all right; but ran out to take
that first ear. didn't want to come over
here. Now, will you please escort me
across?'
The morning times., 1896-03-15
m Uncle Sans got to buy them?"

Sure
AN Uncle Sans got to buy them?"
"Of course
That's what told Nance, back to
the farm, but she kinder laughed at the
idee that he'd buy from me''
Are you in that line of businessn''
''Not reg'lar, but I've got one o. the
finest guns you ever see, an seem as
how I was d little hard up just now L
figgered I'd let the government bid on
it,
rs it a magazine gun?" asked the police
man.
"A which?''
Il magazine gun. 1 mean, is it repeat
ing rifIe?''
Il reckon it is. Leastways, it'll repeat
jest as fast as a man kin load it. I've got
it with me-"
He reached ba ok into the wagon and pulled
out an old muzzle-loadlng rifle about six
feet long.
I'm afraid that won't do said the
policeman, with shake of his head.
won't do!'' exclaimed the old man.
''Why, that gun Will shoot as straight
as surveyors glass for 800 or 400 yards"
'But Uncle Sam wants guns that will
kill at one and two miles" explained the
policeman.
''Oh, he does!' said the old man sar-
castically. 81 reckon you don't know what
you're talIzin' about. amt got no cannon
to sell him. but I'll bet he'll be mighty glad
to get good rifle. an I'm goin' Up to the
government building to see."
The morning times., 1896-03-15

Miss Tcrry's w ards When Present ed
With Some, Diamonds.
Cincinnati C0mmerciai- Gazette
1t may be interesting 10 some to know
OF the deep affection a aniInutual admiration
which exists between Mr. Irving and Miss
Terry. a touching little proof OF this WAS
given yesterday, when the two great friends
wandered into very swell jewelers., and
were Immediately given the freedom of the
house by the polite proprietor. The house
is noted for its artistic stock. and Irving and
Terry paved over its Jewels and trinkets
for an hour OrmOre, chatting gayly the while.
Several hundred dollars worth OF hiioutcrie
was selected to be sent as gifts to English
friends. Suddenly a beautiful trinket
struck Sir Henry's eye, and he said to the
radiant Terry: My friehd you must have
it,"
"Ah, Henry" said size. you are so ex--
travagant" He urged. and she protested,
bur finally took the thing Us he bowed low
over her hand.
YOu sweet Henry, she said.
The morning times., 1896-03-15
OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE.
No Ordinary Business Matter Allowed
to Int erfere With Work In Hand.
A servant timidly opened the door

A servant timtdly opened the door and
coughed deferentially.
A letter from the Secretary of state
'Ihave no time forretty affairs; the mes
sen9er need not watt
The Western Senator laid the note on
the table and turned again to the task
that absorbed him, writes H. Pratt in
Truth. .so..-,, 3-
Yes" he mused, lit is a difficult sub
ject; subject requiring u most careful
thought. 1t would never do TO make a
mistake -
He took up a rcd-covered volume and
wearly turned the pages, then laid it
down with sigh.
No" he muttered, mo light for me
there. There seems to be no precedent.
l shall never solve the problem" and, with
a curse, he swept the book and the sheets
of paper off his desk, broke two chairs
by way of emphasis, and left the room in
n temper.
The morning times., 1896-03-15
Doesn.t Chanrpinn snffrnee.

a polished and chivalrdus gentleman
named b. H Boutwell,. resident ia Detroit,
Mich. writes to the Detroit Tribune as
follows:
Il would say that If l had a wife or
daughter who would advocate woman's
rights, or would go out among men cleo
tioneering tor public office. would trade
her off for a yellow dog. and then shoot
the dog"
What a disagreeable man he would be
to live with
The morning times., 1896-03-15
Case of Mista ken Identity.

When the surgeons knife and the pa
tient met there was wild scream of pain.
Then she clenched her teeth and settled
down TO stand it. She did suffer silently
for moment, but the pain became too
acute and she screamed again, then groaned.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, LordI"
My nameis Jones,'' corrected the doctor,
gravely.-San Francisco Post.
The morning times., 1896-03-15

THE FAT MAN AND THE BIG
FISH; or, THE BOAT THAT WAS
NOT BUILT FOR TWO"
The morning times., 1896-03-15

Again the servant entered and silently
picked up the debris. He sorted the papers
and letters, and giancing oyer them, found
an invitation 70. dinner from a Mrs. Hor
tense Weeds. Each of the remaining sheets
contained an address, OF which the follow
ing are examples:
Dear Mrs. Weeds
Dear Madam--''
MY Dear Madanf-'
My dear Fricnd-"
My dear Mrs. Hortense Weeds"
-t-u-
The morning times., 1896-03-15
READY FOR BUSINESS.
In Case of War He wanted to Secure

Customer,
Chicago Post.
He drove his team up TO the curb and
hailed the policeman on the beat.
Think were going TO have a war;
he asked. when the policeman had ap-
preached.
war with what?'' asked the police
man.
with England or Turkey or Canada
or Cuba or any other dodgasted coun-
try? T'aint the country I'm thinkin
about, but the war
"Oh. we may have to take q little
whack at England replied the police
man.
Looks pretty dern sure, does it?''
Pretty sure
That's what / thought" returned the
old man in the wagon, an ] amt over
Iookin' any chances this time. neither.
reckon that If we've got To fight we've
got TO have guns, haven't we?''
The morning times., 1896-03-15
There Are Others.

The Lady-Now, 1 hope you won't
spend this money for that vile liquor.
The Tramp-Wcn, man, TIL do me best;
but I'm not comysoor, an generally
has to drink it afore I can tell whether it
is good or bad Milwaukee Citizen.
The morning times., 1896-03-15
He Wns onalifind.

Head Of Flrm-Hava you had any ex-
perience in collecting?
Applicant should say I tad. 1 used
10 toe country miHistcr.-Jadge.
The morning times., 1896-03-15
SWEET HENRY IRVING.

Miss Tcrry's Words When Presented
With Some, Diamonds.
The Universalist. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1884-1897, 1896-05-02
FARM GARDEN AND DAIRY.
Instructive Reading for Agriculturists.
PREPARED EXPRESSLY FOR "THE UNIvERsALIsT"


to be exposed to the early chilling
winds OF the season after having been
closely housed during the winter, and
no one will deny that it is especially
disastrous to dairy cattle, for there will
be an immediate shrinking in their
milk.
An animal receives more nutrition
from given amount of grain which is
finely ground than il fed whole; but
there is one objection to the ground
feed, and that is that the mass may
solidify in the stomach and be hard for
the digestive juices to act upon. Mix it
with coarser food always, and nothing is
better than cut hay or straw.
In feeding the sheep have you run out
OF straw, hay, corn fodder and ensilageY
Let the lesson be to supplement these
things, another year, with cotton seed
meal linseed cake, dried grains, malt
sprouts. corn Or bran in small quantities,
Let the locality govern you in the
choice, but some such com bination will
be saving, and helpful to the stock.