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New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
BALTIMORE OHIO.

CHICAGO. +. n. and l2.i5 night
riTTsnukG, 30. ex sun. sun IA night
WASHINGTON. BALTIMORE. SIS, 10 ,pininse sepninc xc
II 20 a. m DINING CARR. .. $50 dining San. iiN
-ar) O .. M L. IL night sunday ~ uGnns SsI 80,
a. N. ,bining Car, Dining Carr. Np'n'ns ~"
M. l2 Is night
NORFOLK il.30 a. m. dsyv. .,,
NEW ORLEANS Through sleeper p, m: dsiy'
All trains are Illuminated with Pintsch lhgnI, ,Nh q,
oG,ces; ia. Ii: cSi. as LAO E:ay .iyn: 81 ~ Sa
loot OF Liberty ST. G r. II. OF N. J. BssSsss
from hotel or resldence desttnatin~
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
TO PHILADELPHIA, BALTIMORE AND
WACuTNcTnN

-, r WASHINGTON
,oronnr ph,ladelrhia week days 40 500 Sis 900
oBunn, parlar Car.) $40 800 Dining cars 600 so
y nrDin,ns oarJ NJ. zoo 400 SEQ Dining Carl 8 90
,o Fsr Rstimor. and Washington week days. 4:so Sis
Carl 500 NJ 2:i5 night Sundays 80 loon 4, ~
1915 night 1879 " - -
Tickets and Pa,c,car ar seats can be procured foot ot
~ 9th Az. 81 Fast Ia,h St. Ia3 Fas, I2j,h ST. "a
West I2".l st PSI Columbus Az. New-York: 4 Court
s.. SEQ Fulton St Rrookivn ae Proadway Williams
burg The Newyork Transfer Company will call sor ana
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
WEST SHORE R.R.

Trains leave " 42d 81. station. " Y. fooNs and
Is m earlier from foot Franklin 81.
I;:sO A. NJ Daily Local 10 Buffalo. .
0,I5 A. NJ Daily for Albany. tuca syracuse isoenss
ter lnfYao Niagara Falls. Toledo. Cleveland Chicago
II 80 A. " Daily. except SUNDAY to ca,si Noun Noun
taius New Lakes Mohonk and Minnewasks.
Albany Utica. Saratoga. Caldwell Lake George Par'of
,'.rs To- Saratoga end New-raltz
O,on y n Daiiv Tor Albany Montreal I'tlca Syracuse
Rochestar Buffalo. Niagara Falls Toronto. Deuo's
Cleveland. Chicago and st. Lou ...
S.45 =. NJ Daily except sunday. for Utica. syracuse
Rochester and Buffalo. =, Ia,
S.i5 p M Daily FOR Albany Utica, Syracuse Rocnes.sst
buffalo Niagara Falls Toronto. Detroit. Cleveland '
cl,o and 81. Louis.
rim. tables at principal hotels and offices.
i'''e q y IANUIcRT General Passenger Agent
" Z Vanderbilt ave-. New fofk
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
Railroads.
pENNSYLVANIA


sOSeeo~.O
!9'' Erect Sss sopsmser e9a e. fSasand' lsOs S''''
'AST sSs 81 Il Rls'.sf
H. :y;3;a %Sns'I go Isdssspsli: ieS' ssS
9asviiIs '!.1e r. M St. Louis 3.+4 2. NJ. and 1oedc
200 :: u: cHIcAco AND ST. LOUIS EXPRESS
chicago Arrive Sfsinnsti cs5 T. H. % s., Io": "a "a
600 + N:'sss re Il kNxpRrssse.pns an. D.nn,
soG7HIEsrEsN asst ExPREss-s..p,ns esX ana
.S1Sn a%S + os ts' + M HFFss' s; s; Ss
~ pHciTIc H'Tf"'Rs 'RRs%pRrsspuiman Sleeping Car
to Pi,tsbars Connects for Chicago daily and Cleveland
'sa sn %SsSt;SEoyp tf;S' s,,p'1is SSp THE SOUTH.
s al - m I'd 1nx ns psr II A. NJ :o or
.@$:s ss p!s"s ss % S I a:s
sc%%HsS IH5 ST. Y !s's night g daily. Sleeper.
Ms%Dss ay T%%g rsDr. s n% M
@sT saS aassn SnsSS scS ss aay Sleeper s:ss::
CIIESAPEnKE & CHIC RAILWAY Fvc-e., $40 Pm
r Ola rTGs' Pn cs%snr' sns6.s ana nG Iors n1rs
Route; 8 A. NJ week days and with Through Sleeper.
Atlantic city. 100 p. NJ week days Through Bun..
For Cape May. 100 P. NJ week k-aau
q: Ise asS ;ssss: e ss
AsSu'y FarS SSa % sui, At '"''''''' for
go 1so $50 = 80 80 r"nns Limi:d,. 10 10 n,,-
sT nx cHr 10 !, ~ a,DS NJ & y GI" 40 40 Dni:s
l2l5 night; SUNDAYS. G,is $40. o 20 10 L,mitcd
10 IL A. NJ. Dining Carr 4. 80 Dining carr q n
night. '' '~'"
Ticket omc,s s'os. 4a3. ~ 1896 1925 Ill and n,
Broadway, Astor House and foot Desbrosses and
Corfland Streets Cour. street Fulton Stree, az
Broadway and Brooklyn Annex Station foot of Fulton
S T"ns H'9S cSgny sa" ~ Jersey | rG c re New
hoisls and residences through destination.
s. PREVOST 7 p wOop
General Manager General Pass'r Agent
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
ALL RAIL ROUTE,

- FOR LONG BRANCH. OCEAN GROVE &e
cor For Red Bank. Long Branch. Asbury Park oe.ss
grove. and points south 20 Pon, Pleasant. 40 a ~
iiSo A; n. 30 3:30 400 4:3o to Red Bankj %:G
81 p ei3 Sundays tstop q, Tnerisken for Asbury
PARK and Ocean Grove.l 100 A. NJ. 400 p NJ
Fer ,ak"yooi Toms River. Bsrnegat Park and Barns.
gai $50 $50 A. 81. I,30. 40 r ".
ror V,n"land and Rridgeton. 43o A. NJ. I:30 p NJ
for Monmouth Beach. Seabrigh,. ard Highlands rf
Sa'esnk 80 SO \. ". 70 4:tJ $50 6:f5 p n
Sundays. 900 4. " 49," -
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
CENTRAL RAILROAD Of new JERSEY
Anthracite coal used exclusively)
-Four tracks Automatic Block signals
on ard ft.r .;cpi % lSnG

-Four tracks Automatic Block Signals.
ON ard ftsr Sept 90 1896
Trains leave station foot Liberty
For Easion. Bethlehem Allentown. Mauch Chunk &C.
40 7:15. $40 ni45 TO Eastonl ,. NJ i:io Len I:t3
q 90 70 Easton) 5N t730 TO Allentown, r. ~ SundsyS
80 M Wiis., to Eastoni a NJ. loo $50 600 NJ
i:io i:3o. 4:i5 p. N SUNDAYS 40 4. NJ
For Readng NJ = 90 500 o:iO 1000 II 10 NJ i:iA
30 200. .:30 m. 5:A5 900 p ~. 1918 night sun.
days r 40 10, a. NJ 100 eco 30 600 n i2s might.
1;3o 40 500 5fI p NJ. '2:i5 night Sundays 4:s1
A NJ. 100: $40 600 NJ. 1913 might.
For Sunhirv. Lovieburg Wi1larn~port NJ An
SEQ o:,o ": ';'O ,so 900 p NJ sundays -
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
SANDY HOOK ROUTE.

FOR LONG BRANCH. OCEAN GROVE Ac
from Pier ~ r.. foot OF Rector ST.
ror A'Ian'ic Highlands Highland Beach Norma nd,s
Rumson Reach seabrght. Monmouth Reach. and Ions
brnnrh ~ 'o.i5 4. ". 3.45 p NJ SUNDAYS 9;3o A n
For E'beron. Asbury par, Ocean r-ove and no,r..
SOUTH 70 Point Pleasant. 3+5 p. Sunday. i.top n
ihsrlak'n Tor As'nry Park and OCEAN Grove) 40 n
For Iakewoo1 Toms Rver and Earnegat a.4i p
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
DEL, LACkAWANNA AND WESTERN Il. H.
ChriatOpher streets.
VESTIBULED TRAINS. PULLMAN BUFFET
CARS, PINTScH LIGHT,


Direct route to NIwARX. PIIoOMfItl.l MoNTCLAIR.
THE ORANGES, summit. Barnardsvle. BasknS
Ridge. Madison. MorristoNn. Passaic Paterson
LAKE HOPATCONI Hackettstown. SCIioofEY3
MOt'NTAIN. Washington. PHlII.iPSBt RG. EASTON,
WATER GAP. STROUDSBURG. Pocono Mounaina
SCRANTON. PITTSTON. WiLKESRAKRF. NANTI.
COKE. DANvILLE NORTH uMBERIAND Mont.
rose BINGHAMTON. OXFORD. NORWICH, Water.
VILE. UTICA. RICHFtELD SPRINGS Cortland,
SYRACUSE. OSWEGO ITHACA. OwEGo Ef.MIRA,
CORNING BATH DANSNILIE. BUFFALO and all
points WEST NORTHWEST AND SOUTHWEST
500 A. AUTHORIZATION NAIL Stops a principal
stations.
HAMTON. Utica. RiCHFiEiD SPRINGS SYRIA.
tI'SE and OSWEGo EXPRESS Pullman tsrlor
Cars. Connecting at Buffalo with trains for Chicago
and points west
100 p M.LeCafe Carr. SCRANTON. wII.KEsBARRH
and ELMIIA EXfkESS Pullman Parlor Cars.
400 p. M.-SCRANTON. WILK ESBARRE and PLYMs
OUTH EXPR SIS Pullman Itunet Parlor Car.
7:30 P N. (Day)-Bufalo Vestlbulej Limited Expreso
for SCRANTON. BINGHAMTON ELMIRA. BUv.
FAlO Pullman Buffet sleeping Car Connecting AZ
Buffalo with trains for Cnicago and points west.
0:3O y. NJ (Daly).-BUFFALO. SCRANTON. BINGHAM.
TON. ITHACA. UTICA. SYRACUSE and oSWEGO
EMPRESS. Pullman Buffet Sleepers
TICKETS AND PULLMAN ACCOMMODATIONS at
Henry Gaze Sons. Limited. liz Broadway y
Park Place 40 Broadway Tickets at ferry stations 9J
Broadway III &th-Gve. i2th-st: 80 West i25,hsI
Coiun,bus ave York 33s and '2G Fultonst. ana
i0G broadway. Brooklyn Timetables giving full infos'
WESTCOTT EMPRESS COMPANY will call for ane
check baggage from ,oiel or residence IN destination
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
LEHIGH HVALLEYRAIlROAD

STATIONS foot of COrtlandt nd De sts.
0;4O ~ VI. daily Sundays. 700 A. NJ for MAUCR
S.I3 4: VI. daily for ITHACA GENEVA RocHEs-
TER BUFFAfO NIAGARA FALLS. SUSPENSION
BRIDGE anu the Wes. and principal local points: dining.
car 70 suspension Bridge: Pullman Nestbue Sleeper 10
iI:60 A. ". daily. excep, Sunday. for MAucR
i3:OO noon daily excep, Sunday
"BLACK DIAnOND EXPRESS"
-rives Surao 10 r " Through Car Rochester, Pull
man Vestbued. Day Coaches and Parlor-Car Dining
Car ), rlice Meas la carte
l2:fO y. ". daily except Sunday. for Eas,on and ia-
termsdIa,s c,ntc
stopping only ar principal Intermediate stations Chair-
cars % Wl.esba.re.
:i::sO y VI. 'Sunlavs oniyD. for Mauch Chunk and
Hazeton. and al l1termeda,e stations.
4:1O y. VI daily except Sunday. for L. 4 g.. JUNO
TlON and principal irermelte s'a ms; Pullman brNee
";1S u. ", daily fr Easton and intermediate stations
char-oar Easton
G;IO r. VI. daily. for BUFFALO. NIAGARA FALLS
and AL points West. Pullman Sleeper ves,bulsd fraia
necions for reading and HARRISBURG.
D:OO u. VI. daily for ITHACA. GENEVA ROCHES-
TER BUFFALO NIAGARA FALLS. and all points
West ruiimal Sleeper to Chicago and Buffalo Chair.
II 100 +. VI. daily. e.cep, Sunday :or EAsroN and
Additional local trains daily. except Sunday for BOUND
BROOK and Int mediate points leave az follows: 20
A. NJ. 2:3o r. NJ: 4;ao p. NJ and $50 r. NJ.
Tickets and Pullman accommodate a., 235 2I3 elA
i27 Bowerv n. " SEQ Fulton ST. cour, ST.. 9S Broad
way and Brooklyn Annex. Brooklyn.
Ssw-York Transfer Company Will call check
from hots residence through to destination
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05
School Asensies.

4 MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
"A supplies Teachers Tutors, Goyerncsseb,
&c to colleges. schools aid Families. Apply
Mrs NJ j. YOuNG-FVLTON. * Union square
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05

IBID YEAR
(NOITNBIA GRAMMAR school.
y "a AND 20 EAST 5iST ST.
Prepares for all departments of leading colleges Pr-
mary Classes Gymnasium Special arrangements Tor boys
having college conditions.
u. H. CAMPBELL. \. NJ. Headmaster:
Best Entrance Examination prize was awarded 10 this
school by Columbia
New-York tribune., 1896-10-05

. COMMANDERS AND QUARTERMASTERS.
full and very satisfactory meeting of tho Com
manders and Quartermasters' Association of New
York City was held Sunday. September 81. So
much good has been accomplished by the associa-
ton thus far that it's members decided to make II
a permanent organization. The following officers
were elected for the coming year; President. Com
rnander Joseph Il. Lord Post No. 394; vice-presi-
dent Commander Charles Smith. Post No 339;
retary. Quartermaster Herman butcher. Post No.
30: treasurer. Commander Charles Forrest Post
No. u. This is the organization which has secured
frOm the city of money for the relief of in
nrm; destitute and aged ve'erans which me aTs
hands Of post quarterinasters Tor distribution A
Committee on the relief fund. composed of Presi-
,ointed to aided by another committee. OF which
pyery commander i'm the association Is member
Monthly meetings will be held hereafter Posts
are asked that they are represented by their
Commanders and Quartermasters.
THE SENIOR NETWORK POST
Department Commander Grahams decision as TO
the seniority Of posts gives to Phil Kearny Post
No 8 the right OF line in all general parades here
after The Department Commander in deciding
this vexed question In general orders said: Il de-
sre 10 call the attention Of comrades to the follow
ing section T. chapter 2. article Of the X. and r.
The rank OF posts shall be determined by the date
of the charter under which they are acting This
language is plain and concise that II leaves no
chance for any more doubt. kearny Post Of this
oity Will hereafter be the ranking post. This de-
fssre Rice POST No 50 and Koltes Post No 32 pretty
orsanixed In the Department OF New York. and
thougl O'Rorke Post OF Rochester obtained the
coveted NO L.. really belonged to KeaTny 10 pos,
Town The colonel belongs TO Joe spratt Post OF
thst city and has been prominent In 4rano A'"S
The herald., 1896-07-26
NEWS FROM ST. LOUIS
Tho People VIII Roll Up Large 1ajoritles
The Election Sure

The Election sure
The following telegraphic dispatch was
received last night from ST. Louis Its
contents are of such a character that 1t
may we'll find place in the report of the
Los Angeles ratification of the silver
standard bearers:
Very soon all will be for Bryan. Moran
of the Atlanta Constitution says the
same of the Georgia faction. Rev.
Alexander Kent of Washington City,
who made the best speech of the con-
vention, thinks that the ticket VIII be
elected by an overwhelming majority.
National Committeeman Thompson OF
Tacoma and Washington and Streeter
of Vermont think that this was the most
important convention since the war.
The undersigned agrees with them and
feels sure that the people of the middle
states will roll up such vast majorities
for Bryan that the slight differences OF
opinion among earnest, honest and
brave people will weigh as nothing
against the glorious results.
EDWARD L. HUTCHINSON.
The herald., 1896-07-26
Free Barbecue at Redondo

The citizens of Redondo, through the
columns of the press, have invited eV-
cry one to come to their pleasant resort
today, enjoy day of recreation on the
beach, and partake of a grand compli-
mentary barbecue. Provisions have been
made to entertain a large crowd. A
huge Mexican oven has been construct
ed on the beach, three fat beeves pre-
pared and every detail arranged to
make Redondo's free barbecue the
greatest event of the kind ever given
in Southern California. During the
day the Los Angeles military band will
give an open-air concert, which will add
much to the enjoyment of the occasion.
The town will be thrown open to vis-
itors, and all who come Will be treated
royally and given generous feed at the
ha rhpc1le
The herald., 1896-07-26
Y. M. c. A. NcWa Notes

The Ladies' Auxiliary is arranging
to refurnish the Y. NJ. c. A. parlors and
reading rooms of the building.
General Secretary Ball was made hap
py the last week by the advent of a
son in his home.
The association has received and
placed on file in the reading room full
reports of the great Endeavor conven-
tion recently held in Washington.
The afternoon meeting today will be
held in the First Congregational church,
corner of Sixth and Hill streets. in con-
junction with the Christian Endeavor
societies, the Y. w. G. A. and Epworth
leagues. Rev. Carlos Martyr will de-
liver the address and Mrs. Auer will
conduct the music. Her chorus will
sing several selections from the Holy
City
The herald., 1896-07-26
We Begin to Die

The moment we are born. 1t may not seem
So but it is so.
10 be successful in the fight against
death, who pounces upon us at every
turn, we should keep every organ of the
body in the most perfect working order.
This is particularly true of the Kidneys,
upon the health and activity of which the
purity of our blood and our freedom from
disease germs depends.
DIR. Hobbs Sparagus Kidney Pills prevent
Bright's disease, Kidney and Bladder trou-
BILE, and filter out of the blood every pois-
on and impurity, whether from inperfectly
digested food. Malaria, rheumatism or
other causes, The kindeys are the stand
ard bearers in the great struggle against
death, and DR.. Hobbs Sparagus Kidney
Pills their ablest ally.
The herald., 1896-07-26


benefit
MY troubles became
am ana hearty could
The herald., 1896-07-26
The Ratification Last Night Was a Triumph
for the Candidates
THE UTMOST ENTHUSIASM Shown ON EVERY SIDE

at best in an intermittent light, but a
very conservative estimate would be
$500 men in the ranks.
The herald., 1896-07-26
LOS ANGELES IS FOR bryan and SEVALL

]. r. Millard, ]. D. Carr, F. W. Higgins.
and Jose Engert as aides. The Vernon
band led the division, being followed by
silver clubs from the siixth, Seventh
Eighth and Ninth wards in the following
order:
Sixth ward.
Hayseed float, j. Z. Caldwell.
Colored Silver club
Seventh ward.
Eighth ward.
French Americans.
Ninth ward.
SIXTH DIVISION.
D. Botiller was the marshal of the
sixth division, his aides being w. r.
Lewis, F. A. Winchenk. Thomas Clifford,
D. A. Watson, f. c. Harmon, Thomas
Weiss, F. r. Martinez. Daniel Murphy,
c. A. G. Sanchez. Deeble and Berline's
band led the line. being followed by
platoons of horsemen from both the city
and the country. In both divisions were
typical banners which were cheered all
along the line of march.
The procession required nearly fifty
minutes to pass a given point.
The herald., 1896-07-26

Why not get the best costs less the end and you risks
Consultation Free and have Five Educated Specialists
These advantages ought appeal every chronic sufferer
The herald., 1896-07-26
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erDi aud scalp andC
o en- Spena orh M ChroncD Diseases
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08
Wouldn't Drink Punch.

We have advanced in one way, at any
rate. Nobody argues with or "chaffs'
the young man-and there are great
many OF him-who says:
mo thank you. never drink wine O,
spirits"
lconfess to feeling little glow ofpride
and appreciation rise within me when !
hear this, and l want to shake hands
with that young man. They tell me that
where six fellows cline up" at bar these
days it is no uncommon thing for three
OF them to take ginger ale or vichy, and
nobody says word either.
At reception not long ago a hand
some young man stood in the marble hall
and ladled out lemonade and claret punch
to contingent of pretty women who
appeared to dote upon him.
One of them said:
But, Mr.. Morris, amt you going to
have some punch"
"Ill drink lemonade"
"Oh, pshaw Drink glass OF claret
punch with me-"
Thank you, no."
She was the prettiest girl in the house
and the richest.
Her eyes flashed and she said coaxingly:
"As personal and especial favor to
me, please do. III give you every dance
you want if you WILL"
The young fellow Redeemed and then
turned pale.
Thank you very much" he said, "but
] couldn't do it,"
And then from all those other women
went up such round of applause that,
had he been an actor, he would have
started out Starring at once, while the
temptress swept into the next room in
blaze of Indignation Polly Pry in New
New York Recorder
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08
The Glory of Brass Buttons.

Little Ruth Cleveland has not the ex
allied idea of her fathers great office that
she will possess later in life.
Saturday, the weather being balmy and
spring-like, one of the policemen who
guard the private portion of the White
House grounds took his little daughter
with him to enjoy the pleasant surround
ings. The little girl is not quite six years
old. While the policeman was pointing
out the beauty of the grounds to his little
daughter, Ruth and Esther Cleveland.
under the escort oftheir respective nurses,
left the mansion for a run.
Ruth ran ahead of her nurse, and on
discovering girl of her own age sur
veyed her from head to foot. After look
ing the little girl over Ruth Strengthened
herself up and said:
MY papa is President; who is your
papa?"
The policeman's daughter replied: "My
papa is policeman"
Ruth glanced up at the burly form Or
namented with bright brass buttons,
and hanging her head in an abashed
manner, said: II wish my papa was a
policeman.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08
The Art of Conversation.

Cultivate conversation. 1t stands
among the richest of home talents, and
is one OF the requisites Of social popular
lty. Not that superficial chatter about
airy nothings is to be encouraged, but
the man who has something to say is the
man who controls attention and possesses
influence. Do not feel that because your
ideas are ordinary, and your language
plain and ungraceful, that it is your best
course to keep silence. Hold fast to your
courage If your opinions are honest
and your arguments genuine, you will be
listened to with respectful interest. A
lew setoacks must not dishearten you;
they should stimulate you to renewed
efforts. A strong opponent, steadfastly
met, will harden your mental muscle and
give you confidence. Keep up the fight,
and you will soon find yourself leader
in thought and influence.
The place to begin the cultivation of
ones talking powers is at home. Do
not sit at the table, like specter in self
satisfied gloom, or in grim silence hug
yourself in the cosiest corner ofthe library
fire. Shake off your selfish reserve, and
let your conversation enrich the lives of
those who are unfortunate enough to
have to live with you. Has there not
been some event of the dav that would
interest your family, or some idea that
the Others would enjoy? If not, then say
something commonplace, if that is the
best you can do. After that, BETTER ideas
Will come to you, or you will find that
some one else has a thought worthlisten-
ing to. When the ball is once started it
willroll of itself. You will be surprised to
ind how much is slowed away in the |
heads OF your son and daughter; or if
you are an older brother you will be
forced to confess that as far as brains are
concerned, the little fellows no longer
merit your disdain. When the bonds of
family sympathy and equality are once
established, when each learns tc be at
once generous talker and an unscl6sh
listener, then will be opened the fountain
OF greatest pleasure and deepest interest,
while, at the same time, it furnishes that
training which qualities the man to strike
out into broader world, and to push
his way to the fulfilment of his life's am
bitions.- Boston Budget.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08
Josh Billings ON IngersoIIism.

Josh Billings had gone so far as to in.
innate that he would not give dime to
know what Bob Ingersoll thinks of the
mistakes of Moses, but that he might be
induced to give as much as whole dol.
lar to know what Moses thinks of the
mistakes OF Bob Ingersoll, or words to
that effect" He gives us the following
paragraphs, which would be just as pun
gent if the orthography and syntax were
conformed to the standards:
"Did you ever hear ov man srenounc-
ing Christianity on his death-bed and
turning in6del2
Gamblers and free-t thinkers have not
faith enough in their profession to teach
it to their children.
mo atheist, with all his boosted bra
very, haz ever dared to advertise his I'M
belief on his tumestun.
''It is statistical fakt that the wicked
work harder to reach hell than the right
eous do to reach heaven
~ notiss one thing; when man gifts
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08
Arbitration.

nc cum and punched me on the nose. and h,
he punched me in the eve. N'
Ana either luvly horgan luk'd swollen and
awry; A"o
ana Marianne. she looked at me with q
disdainful air, wa"
anu sea, Where is yer SPIRIT, John? Ye're
not the man ye were"
Ihen my old friend cum back to me and
smiling, stretched his hand,
9e~ nc, never meant no harm, as of course
You'll understand.
ana on yer mind and in yer heart, IL any
doubt remain,
Let's go to Arbitrashun, John, and make all
straight again"
SEE 1, MY young friend, William, Sir. yer
words is kind an, true,
An arbitrashun's good for them whose noe.
Is not askew;
But hrst Il luks to Maranne) Well of this
chap be rid
And then for harbitrashun |" and-I went
for him, did.
Ihen OIL with coats, we laid m down. we
punched each other sore;
We punched each other all that dav iii u,e
~ could punch no more
Then we agreed to harb:trate he William
and me, John:
out thief had cum and stole our coats. and
Marianne was gone!
IA. q. b. in London Spectator.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08

HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills.
Biliousness, Indigestion, Headache.
A pleasant laxative. ALI Druggists.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1896-05-08

Cleaning steel knives with a potato
cut in two and dipped in brick dust.
In washing blankets to avoid hard
water and resinous soap; to wiring with
out twisting or not to wiring at ALL to
use water OF the same temperature
throughout, or to increase in heat during
changes, and not to rub soap on the
hannels, but to mix it with the water.
10 prevent layer cake from sticking,
greasing (for all but the most delicate
eakes) the pan with lard instead of but
ter.
!, or, after greasing with butter, sprink-
ling with -four.
Cotton seed oil for frying, instead of
'ard.-L Good Housekeeping.