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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

The ARDMoRETTE win accept in
payment Of subscriptions 70 the week
ly, 100 cords OF stove wood, giving
one years subscription for . good
average two horse load OF sound wood.
Bring on your wood and get the best
paper I'm the Indian Territory.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12
We Sc. Al Of th. aun.

The inhabitants Of this earth neve'
get . glimpse Of but one side Of the
moon. but in the course Of a year every
portion Of the suns surface is turned to-
ward us. This is because the sun Is equa-
tor is almost coincident with the plane
of the ecliptic, the inclination being only
about seven degrees st. Louis Repub-
lie
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

The croupiers Of Monte Carlo have a
school Of gambling in which they learn
the ins and outs of the games, the meth
DDS Of defeating trickery, manual dex-
terity in clearing the boards and paying
the stakes, readiness in reckoning and in
dealing and shuffling the cards and SO
on Most Of them come from Alsace.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Plans and specifications for a school
house and auditorium at Chickasaw
Orphans Home and NJ. L, school
near Lebanon, l. T., can be seen at
W. r. SIMPSONS, Gainesville Tex.
Sealed bids accompanied by suitable
bonds will be received until March
18th 1895. reserve the right to re-
ject any, or all bids. Address sealed
bids to me at Lebanon /. t.
adj Wk-w IL w. s.. DERRICK
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

w r. Moore, the oil mill man,
came up today from Fort Worth
where he had been attending the
stockmen's convention. He reports
ii one of the biggest affairs ever
witnessed in the Panther city.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

An old negro named Nanny who had
taken day off, in order to attend that
most important function among Afro
Americans wedding-was asked how
she had enjoyed herself.
"Enj'y meseKl 1 didn't emily meself
no how, was her reply. 'Twan't no
weddin, dat ar. Twas jest a marryin-
Dere wasn't no cake nor ice cream nor
muffin else to eat wuff talkin about
'Twan't no weddin. Twas jest a mar
Vvin New York Sun.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Commencing Feb. 18th trains No.
ID and IA local freight trains) be-
tween Gainesville and Purcell will
carry coach for the accommada-
tton Of passengers and tickets will
be sold for passage between all sta
tions, Gainesville and Purcell inclu-
sive.~ Respectfully,
J. r MASON A Ranf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12
Assignment.

Yesterday A. x. Collins, a mer-
chant at Dexter, made an assign
ment of his stock of merchandise,
naming John King, our county tax
collector as assignee. So far as the
Register is able to ascertain the as
sets are S2,s64.34, and the liabilities
are So, ,321 1.52.-Gainesville Register.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

In the United States Court Ia the Indian
territory. Southern District.
Allie MAY Thomas. Plaintiff.
Alton Thomas. Defendant.
The defendant Alton Thomas ts warned 90
appear In this court In thirty DAYS and ans
wcr the complaint OF the plaintiff. Allie May
Thomas.
witness the Hon. Constantine b. KilEnre.
Judge Of said court. and the seal thereof. this
10 day of Feb. is96.
IsENLl JosEPH W. PHILLIPS. Clerk.
Thos- Norman. attorney. for plaintin.
4. n. Sitman. attorney. for nonresident.
fo-Im
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Venezuela means Little Venice. +"
The early explorers found the natives
living in houses placed ON piles in the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

The $40 tickets, issued by the W.
NJ. Nix Grocer Company, which,
when taken up entitle the purchasers
to have a photo enlarged free Of
cost, are going very rapidly among
the best people of the city. 1i-2t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Frederick the Great had shaE hat
ehet face, with cold, blueeyss that, as
one Of his contemporaries said, "gleam-
ed like refect6sE sSAight from a ny
onet " -.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Agent Mason has q lot of refused
shrubbery evergreen trees, etc which
can be bought at a bargain. The
stock can be seen at Mr.. Mason's
home. Iu-l-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

FoR RENT will rent one half OF
my store room to the right party
cheap.-T. II. Parker.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Full line Of silverwRro Just
nc Parker's jewelry store. Take a
peep in his show window.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

For SALE-At | lrgain, n course
In business college. IN you want N
business education this is your op-
20 ;anity. Apply at this ONCE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

In 1889 the first patent for water gas
was taken out in England by Cruick
ahankR
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

0gnu0c Organs. $500 upward. Want
Catalogue Free. Address
Daniel p. Beatty. W Washington. NJ.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

FOR SALE-Two desirable residence
lots In Ferndale addition. A big bar
gain for cash. Apply Mt this office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

FoR SALE-Two desirable residence
lots in Ferndale addition. A big
bargain for cash. Apply at this Of
ficc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Attend the meeting of the Allen G..
Thurman Democratic club to-
night. II you are a Democrat
and are not a member of the club
lose no time in becoming one.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12
SUMAfERs HARDY.

T. Y. Morgan has his own baking
powder and he will guarantee every
can to be as good as any on the mar
ket or money freely refunded, only
25 cents per can, try one can and you
will be convinced. ~ At
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

nnnRuc Pianos. Szz5. 90 upwards. Want
Catalogue free. Address
DAnielF. Beatty. Washington. NJ
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

All sizes Of Poultry netting cheap,
at j. b. Sprsgins * Co. elm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

A glance at Duston's show win
dows will give you an idea of the
character of styles to be found in
side. I2-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

BELTTPS ORGANS, sss: sRsards; .,,sl.:: w-i.:
or call, Daniel p. Beatty. WaahinEton. New
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12
They Acknowledge Psymsnt.


ARDMoRE, /. T., Dec. 10, 1895.
air. J. b. Harrell, Manager, Oklaho-
ma and Indian Territories.
Dear Sir-I am pleased to acknowl-
edge receipt OF check No. lO5s4, un-
der date OF December 3rd, for $500;
$500 having been advanced me just
as soon as proofs of death were re-
ceived at the home office.
Please convey to the officers of the
association my sincere thanks for
the payment Of this claim.
Your respectfully,
MARY z. STOWE.
IL the late Lucius Stowe had taken
an ordinary life policy, in an old
system company, and paid the same
amount in premiums as be paid the
Mutual Reserve, his heirs would on
~ have received s2312 instead of IS
600. Gain by being insured in Nut
ual Reserve, S26ss.
ARDMoRE, /. T., Feb. "a, '95.
j. b. Harrell, Manager, Oklahoma
and Indian Territories, Oklahoma
City, q. I.
Dear Sir-I am in receipt Of check
No.-Nationa Park bank, New
York, $1,000, full payment of policy
Is4143 on the life Of the late Judge
Henry Hardy. Please extend to the
officers OF the association our sincere
thanks for the payment of this claim
We are Yours sincerely,
MRS. NJ. a. HARDY.
&. HARDY.
SUMMERS HARDY.
II the late Judge Henry Hardy had
taken out an ordinary life policy in
an old system company and paid the
same amount in premiums as he paid
the Mutual Reserve, his heirs would
have only received S12ls. Gam by
insuring in the Mutual Reserve si7s2.
~.
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In 1884 q pair Of s Ioes made in as
land cost OcentA
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

First Baptist Church-BroAdway street.
Services every Sunday at IL 90 a. M, and $3.50
D. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday evenings
at O'Clock. Sunday School at $3.50 j. m
Choir practice Friday evenings at O'CLOCK
DIR. Young, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

Blank mortgages for sale at this
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

arm mn BEATTY'S Organs $500
MILL tllIllup. For particulars, cata,
&SSSyOS logue, address or call, Daniel
F. Beatty Washington, New Jersey.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-03-12

BEAYS PIANOS esisfs4Ss SS sSdFsss For
call. Daniel F. Beatty, Washington, New
Jersey.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

Owing to the Illness Of his regular office
boy, DR.. Joseph Marcus some weeks ago
Tommy was a jewel. and when Joe, Inc
FIRST incumbent, convalesccI, the doctor
was loath to let Tommy 20. But ,Ioe
wanted to come back to his soft berth and
pleaded with his. former employer. 4 wat
out OF. tho. dilemma seemed to present
itself. for the doctor said:
Joe. If you can put the other boy out,
you can get your job back
DO YOU mean that ! must lick him"
That's about the sizy Of IT."
IAN right"
When Or. Marcus returned to his office
that night H. met "a sight he never bar
gained tor. Tho glass in the door was
smashed to smttherecns. y marble clock
on the mantel was minus dial. glass or
hands. and a Handsome oiir" rLuir 20
posed on three less, tlt Joe was IN victor
ions. possession, nursing q swollen check
Tommy gone" lie said. with a Grin
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

A congressman is a public servant In the
full sense OF the word.
He is responsible to his constituents. to
his party. to himself-the honorable Of
flee is full of hard. thankless work, and
heavy responsibility.
Congressman William W. Grout is CRATE
full to the friend who directed him to
Paine,s celery compound, when prolonged
official work had well nigh exhausted his
health and strength. His letter reads:
Committee on Expenditures the War Dept.
House of Representatives. L. 3.
Washington, H.. c., Feb. IS. 1896.
] found relief in Painc's celery compound
for Insomnia. Its action on the circulation
and digestion was also beneficial. Very
truly yours. WILLIAM W. CIRCUIT.
There is something wrong when one feels
tired all the time 1t is contrary to every
condition OF good health.
There ought to be no necessity of drum
ming into the ears of tired men and wom-
en- who feel they are broken in health.
and are every day losing in weight and
strength. the urgent need of taking Palne's
celery compound, now tits spring, to re-
store their spent nerve force and purify
their blood.
Some of the earliest good results noticed
from taking Paine's celery compound dur
ing these spring days is a regularity of
the bowels, a better appetite, sound sleep,
and good digestion. \. healthy blood sup
ply is regulated by the nerves. and when
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

these vital tissues become fatigued and
badly nourished. the bad effect is seen in
failing digestion. distressing. ringing
sounds in the ears, dizzy spells, depres-
sion, neuralgia and lassitude. Spring days
afford everyone the opportunity for shak-
ing oft old weaknesses and persistent dis
orders.
Physicians of every school nave been
from the start urged to inquire into the
formula of Paine's celery compound, that
they might satisfy themselves of its Won
derful power of making the sick well. Pro-
fessor Edward T.. Phelps VI. D.. LII. D.,
as soon as he presented Paine's celery COM
pound to his fellow physicians, was always
anxious to have the invigorator tried in
cases that had resisted the usual methods
of treatment, that he might prove the
truth of every claim made for his newly
discovered formula for Paine's celery COM
pound. The great remedy always gave re-
lief. and in 90 cases out of 100 made peo-
plo well.
Paine's celery compound cannot be Judged
by the standard OF any ordinary med
icine. sarsnparilla or nerve tonic. It Is II
great modern, scientific discovery. singular
ly unlike any remedial agent that has ever
aimed to effect a similar purpose-to make
people well.
Paine's celery compound is the one real
spring remedy known to-day that never
fails to benefit. Get Paine's celery COM
pound. and only Paine's celery compound
II you wish to bo well.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

The pwecious nwoiect Of his soul.
or being dwess"d in fashion.
Bui when he'd earned a suit cntiah,
To his supwemc chagWiu.
Just then did Shuwt-thilcd coats go out.
And lung-tailed coats come in;
But nauGht could bweak his wlgid will,
Ana now, | way you, note,
That he gave up his CLAWS OF milk
Ana bought a long-tHilcl coat.
But then the fashion changed once NOAH.
And hwought Il SwieVOIs plight;
1t changed from twots"rs that are loose
To TROUSERS that are tight.
Ihcn his fodh CwHckahs he gave up,
II" Just w"cnOunccl their use:
And changed to iwOuSrrs that are tight,
From twouscrs that are loose.
And then the uHrwow tood style shoes
To hwoai-totl changed instead,
Then he procured Il bwoad-tocd pair,
N gave up. eating hwrdd.
Just then the bwoad-hwimmed style of Ia
To narwow hwims gave way
And So his twibulations gwcw,
lncweasiuE cytrwy day.
But he pwncuTed "a narwow bwim,
OF verwy stylish SGT:
But, hwHvo, hWave soul; he had to dwop
His pwcciOus c~iEHwc;'c.
But now when his whole suit confnhmed
To fashions wrEulItiOn.
For lack of cWacker-, milk and bWead,
lie perwished OF salvation.
Thus in his owah Of victowy,
He passed on 10 his west
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

icsty. which is to he set up in the Royal
exchange, London. Just one-third of that
enormous weight has disappeared under
the sculptor's chisel. and the work is now
so nearly complete that 1t is hoped the
figure may he placed on its pedestal ready
for unveiling on the queens birthday.
~ should think the tourists coming to
this place. would destroy this lovely park
Of yours, said the Northerner TO the
Floridian."
Well. they used to pick up the clean
ders and steal my c~ocoanuts. but put. up
that sign over there, ana since that time
they've respected my rights
The Northerner Wake over to the sign
and read as fnllows:
Please Do Not
~Irritate
The Hattlesnakcs.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

For a company dinner or luncheon new
talads are Indispensable. \ few recipes
may help the hostess out OF some culinary
dilemma.
To make a salad Of tuned cucumbcrs
cut the bitter point or n small piece from
the ends OF two medium sized cucumbers.
peel them ami cut them into halves length
wise. scfupc out the seeds and lay the
Cucumbets In ice water for an hour or
more.
Peel one tomato. cut, 1t in half and re-
move the seeds. chop the solid part with
half Il slice OF onion. ono stalk OF celery
and a sprig of parsley until all are fine.
and MS thom with u little mayonnaisc
dressing. Wipe the %oucumbor- with a soft
putting u little more dressing over the
TOP. Cover 4 small platter with lettug"
leaves and riarc the iilled cicumbets d.
them cut each piece in half.
To make stuncl beef salad boil red Bcr.
ruda bcviz % medium size until well
cooked ayd remove the skin while warm.
Cut on The end Of the beet and win a
t.ts. making a thick cup OF each beet, Let
them stand over night 10 Ntinesar. When
fine and mis- the celery with u niayonnaisc
dressing. Place the beet cups on lettuce
leave ana gu them with tho prepared
celery, hcagiuE them and cover with
dres ling. sprinkle "A little finely chopped
parsley over the dressing.
Walnuts. huttornuts or pecan nuts make
n delicious salad. Have half as many nut
meats bropcu into pieces as you have
crisp cut celery ana mix them with "A
~mayonnaise dressing. Serve on lettuce
leaves.
For n chestnut salad Use the large
French chcstnuts. Shell and hlanch the
nuts and boil them until tender in sailed
water. Tale out the nuts and cut them
in pieces. Cover with "a mayonnalsc dress-
Ing and place on dainty lettuce leaves to
serve. II u French dressing Is preferred
put 1t over the nuts while they are warm.
bu' serve the salad cold.
Another salad to serve with game is
MADE OF acid oranges, walnuts and water
cress. Peel the oranges and remove all
the white skin. Slice them very thin,
cutting down the sides instead of across
u Hat Dish and scatter walnut meats over
them. ON either side of the slices and
through tho center place row OF water
crcss. Make a dressing of two tablespoon
season with salt and cayenne pepper and
pour over the salad. Place the dish in
The refrigerator. SO That the salad may
be very cold when served.
Fruit, salads. as they arc called. are
very popular. and often are served for a
first course. Have dainty pretty glasses
and MI Thorn with chopped pineapple.
thinly sliced bananas. white CRANES cut in
halves and seeded. the pulp and the juice
OF the orange. and candled cherries. Cow
er with q dressing made of four table
spocnfuls Of powdered sugar. one gill of
sherry, one tablespoonful OF mHrarhino
and two OF champagne. Stir until the
sugar Is dissolved and then pour over the
fruit and let them stand tn u cold place
an hour before serving.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

Tho Wovorwcnd Awthir Murway Gwecn,
They say Is verwy clcyah; "
And sister Wuth could heah him pweach,
Fohcvah and fohcvah.
And went, down to hear him pweach.
With With and my Annette.
Upon the bwave. hewoic deaths
The ancient mawtahs met.
And as he wepwescnted them.
In all their acts and feachaws.
The ancient muwtahs. dontchcrkrow7
Were doocid clevah cweachaws.
But, nw dcah me. They don't compah
In twnc hewoic hwivewy.
To "A bwave hcwo fwicnd of mine,
Soung Montmowouct Avsrwy.
lie earned foah dollahs everwy week,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

I've a terrible cold in my head,
Ny arm is done up IN u sling,
] ought TO be there in my bed
But I'm writing a poem to spring.
It's windy aud rainy without.
'Thats q bill, ] can tell by tho rins)
I've q horrible feeling or doubt
That can't write a poem to spring.
There's not cen a bud on the trees.
Not even q bird there to sing,
My ink Is beginning to froezc-
oh, It's fun Writing poems TO sprins.
oh, I wish that "a prince Ia been horn,
or a duke, or an earl, or a king.
I'd laugh all you poets Ia Scuru.
And - all their poems TO spring.
Vogue.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

your hands on Uncle Johns clothes again"
Uncln John-"Yes. TIL dear little cher
ton tailor shops-'trousers creased while
you wait.'-lndianapolis Journal.
The Oldest physician in France, DR.. de
Bossy. of Havre, celebrated. the other day,
the lOath anniversary of his birth. Re
Gently he has been confined to his room for
father lived to be los years Old, and the
son says he expects to attain the same age.
He is wonderfully we'll preserved, and Is
an entertaining companion.
The recent incident in New York recalls
a story of a clergyman who was IN the
habit of quoting from various sermons,
without giving due credit TO the authors
and to such AN extent as to provoke the ire
of one of his parishioners. on Il certain
sunday a quotation was made by me pas
tor. The parishioner arose from his seat
and said, That's blair another qn9ttsiion
soon followed; "That,s FuiIsr;", SUI an an
accuser, as he arose from his pew cushion
for the third time. Put that man out
original" said his Gritic-"That's his own
Boston Transcript.
Making it pleasant for hint want to
git a white man arrested fer incendlarN;
trespass or somtin,' SAID the pertnrbed
colorod gentleman.
Man hired me toe ruk" leaves out his
yard. an when was most moo he say,
Nose, udl NbAll'lil I t' no mum WINK at
all IF YOU was dom il jrs fer fun, would
it, and | say, OATS So; wuk fer fun amt
ncbhah so trim as Wuk fer pay Den he
say, An right; ! dos not pay you an dat
VIII make II easier fer YOU, Always Ike to
help pore labriu' man along Now wouldn't
dat jar you2"-lndigndpnlis journal.
1T is strange that with all the iron you
have taken your teeth have not been af-
Il suppose it is because l always take
them out INSTRUMENTATION Times.
Cannot then my tears reach your
heart?' sobbed the Circassian princess.
Certainly not, answered the India rub
her man with visible asperity. d you
take me for an impost"r?''
The laughing hyena in the menaEerie in
troduced some octave coupler effects, hut
otherwise nothing came of it.-Detroit
Tribune.
81 suppose said the baseball umpire,
that the admonition to turn the other
cheek when one is smitten is necessary TO
some people,
Are there exceptions?'
Yes: I'm one. In my business the other
cheek gets tended 10 Just like the first
before YOU have time to think about turn
ing t.'-Washington star.
Eleven tons was the weight Of the solid
block of marble out of which MIR. Thorny-
croft has fashioned the statue of her ma
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

! WEAKLY nevnh saw n cawpse
So idshionahly IwesseI.
AlH irths above his wei lwessed clay
zen like the spwinEtimc wains;
My eyes had nevah vested on
such pwoppah dwessed wcmains.
me ancient m~awtahS-they were gwand
And glowious in their day:
But TINS bwaEe MontmOwenci was
As swedt and gwand as they.
Sam Walter Foss.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

doctor, will Mr.. Montgomery have a
slow convalescencc?'
Yes, nurse, / think so; you see he has
been very sick and there is "A serious COM
rlicatioh-he Is extremely wealthy. CHS
cage Record.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02
The Man and The Serpcrt.

a man, who had lived a beautiful purple
life, went 10 sleep under a TIRE" in the for
est. Joyc sent a huge serpent 10 destroy
him, The man awakened as the reptile
drew near.
what u horrid sight!' he said. 'Rut lot
US he thankful that the pink and green
elephant and the fcathered hippopota-
mus are not also in evidence"
And he took a d1sr of bromide and COM
mended himself again to sleep. while the
SERPENT withdrew In some confusion.
What this proves to a thlnking mind:
JOve himself couldn't get a position as
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

Harluppe-"Can't you assist me? We
were boys together
Wellorph-"So were thousands of other
who are of the same age as ourselves
I'm not running "A pension agency. Good
neutrality-suspicious..
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

Well, this makes me sIck!' said the bril-.
llant reporter; yet people say that Caesar
was a great man"
itor. ~
Why, he reported TO Rome his defeat of
fharhaces IN the words, 4 came, l saw, |
conquered Now that story was worth at
least an extra, TWO whole pages and a
Couble scare head."-Truth,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

Why" asked the youngest of the me-
ophytes. why should truth always rise
again when crushed to earth?"
because of its elasticity, of COURSE
answered the cornfed philosopher. Don't
yon know how easy il is to stretch the
truth indianapolis Journal.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

sunday school superintendent on his rcpu-
tatlon.-lH. w. Phillips. In Life.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-05-02

your hands on Uncle Johns clothes again"
Uncln John-"les. The dear little cher
tb reminds me of one OF these accommoda-
ton tailor shops-"trousers creased while
Won Embellishments journal.