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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-02-07

I Will Always Keep It In Ny House.
DIR. WARNER-Dear Sir: Twill cay
that White Wine Of Tar Syrupis one
Of the best remedies / have ever tried
for coughs and colds, and will there.
fore recommend 1t highly, and / will
always have it In my house % Z fami.
~ medicine.
REV. G. G. KATrsHoRN.
1898 Stanton, Iowa.
For sale by T. r. Shaw & Co.
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Buy a Farm.

II you want to buy a farm, a quart
er or whole section, talk with
G.. w. RYAN,
1882 First National Bank.
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Strayed.

Strayed.
One bay broncho horse, one bay
clyde. white legs and white face.
Finder please notify
N. YouMANs.
27-29 Toilette. N. D..
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Barn for Rent,

Barn for Rent.
A good barn. with hay loft, can be
rented for a short time or by the
year. Apply at this Office. tt
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-02-07
Threw Away ti,s Canes.

THEW Away k1l8 Canes.
Mr.. d. Wiley, ex-postmaster, Black
Creek, N. Y, was SO badly afflicted
with rheumatism that he was only
able to hobble around with canes, and
even then it caused him great pain.
After using Chamberlain's Pain Balm
he was so much improved that he
threw away his canes. He says this
ltniment did him more good than all
other medicines and treatment put
together. For sale at so cents per
bottle by T. r. Shaw s. Co. 27.3O
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The little daughter Of Mr.. Fred
Weber. Holland. Mass, had a very
bad cold and cough which he had not
been able to cure with any thing. I
gave him a Is cent bottle Of Chamber
latn's Cough Remedy, says w. p. Hol.
den, merchant and postmaster at
West Brimfie:d, and the next time l
saw him he said it worked like q
charm. This remedy Is intended es-
pecIally for acute throat and lung d.
seases such as colds, Group and whoOp-
ing cough, and It IL famous for it's
cures. There Is no danger in giving
1t to children for 1t contains nothing
injurious. For sale by T. b. Shaw &
Co. 27-3O
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fssef sSI ~ - l0o0y1 1lyS0y iSs isiis,
Da, g =. WARNxRDea Sir:
This 10 TO testify that I have used
nearly . bottle Of your White Wine Of
Tar Syrup, and I can safely aud con.
sclentiously recommend It to any Per.
con 40 the best medicine I have used
for throat and lung diseases, and IT it
cost o . bottle I would keep IL on
hand IL I vas able.
ELDER r. STEPHrNs,
1888 Elk Mills. Mo.
For sale BY T. r. Shaw B 20. 1888
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School Report.

Report Of Pembina grammar school
for the month of January. Not mis-
sing one day:
Thomas Middleton. Edith Ward
we'll, Eta Weideman: Robert Whit
son. Wendall Whitson. Winfield
Stearns, Ethel Smith, Fred Price. Al
bertine Branchaud, Mary Conmy,
Cora Felson, Allen Douglas, Katie
Hoffman, Lottie Hoffman, Francis
Horr, Leslie Kneeshaw, Violette KEEL
Ter, Guy Mckay, Stena Crimson, Neil
Anderson, Anne Conmy, John Eel
son, Mabel Fowler. Enrolment, IS;
average attendance, so.
Those averaging above 90 per cent.
In their studies:
Annie Conmy, Pearl Daniels, Katie
Hoffman, Eta Weideman, Mabel
Bride, John Conmy, Mary Conmy,
Neil Anderson, Guy Mckay.
Report of intermediate room, Penn
bina school, for the month of Janu-
airy. Not missing one day:
Grade Nv. Arthur Barron, Eddie
Dorner, Tobba Goodman, Maud Hoff-
man, Percy Kneeshaw, Charley Max.
son.
Grade III. Paul Backman, John
Dunn, Sydney Douglas, Harry Cor
man, Sylvester Gerardine, Frank
Middleton, Laureas johnson, Walter
Paterquine, Frank Wardwell, Mabel
Wardwell.
Those averaging 90 per cent in their
studies:
Grade Nv. Irene Aylen, 97s; Belle
Mckay. 963; Freda Arnason. OH; Do
nat Trudel, el3: May Hart, cot; Mary
Caron, 90.
Grade III. Bella Robbie, 81; Ella
Weidman, 81.
Enrolment, S.; average attendance
At; 81 averaged between 80 and 80
per cent In their studies.
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Local Wants.

DR.. Laurence Parker's herbs, Utter.
Inc tonic. magnetic oil, lung remedy.
medicated vegetable soap for sale at
T. r. Shaw b Co.'S These remedies
are the best aud have been proved Of
their value whilst the doctor was In
your town. They are all right.
Brown aud white bread, fresh every
day, at MRS. EwINo's.
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Children with pale, blush complex.
ions, indicating the absence of the re-
putsite red globules In the blood
should take DR.. Sawyer's Ukatine.
Sold by T. r. Shaw SEQ.
Dr.. A.P. Sawyer:-1have had Rheu-
matism since I was 20 years old, but
since using your Family Cure have
been free from 1t. 1t also cured my
husband of the same disease. Mrs.
Robt Connolly, Brooklyn. Iowa. Sold
by T. r. Shaw & Co.
Or. A. P. Sawyer:-Dear Sir: I have
been suffering with headache for q
long time. used your Family Cure
and now am entirely relieved. would
not do without your medicine. Mrs.
q. A. Miller, Mt. Norris, Ills. Sold
BY T. r. Shaw & Co.
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Buckwheat Cakesl
II. G. Feldman has the making Of
them, fresh and nice. lstf
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1923
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20
DIARY OF A NAN OF TASTE.
The Danger Of Affectation in
Youths Who Lack Experience.
Peril in Certain Faults-Thc Parasite Is q
Type of Club Mnn Well Worth Close
Study Making Religion
Mockcry.
COPYRIGHT. 1898.

Monday.-Nane has exquisite hands
They are very white and the fingers
taper delicately, like lily stems. He
never wearies of motioning with these
flowers of hands Of his. Poor, laugh
able, crude Huggard who has had the
misfortune to take Nane as his model
is forever initiating any such manual
gesture as strikes his fancy and. nat
urally, makes a guy of himself.
Most inexperienced young men are
foolishtafter this lf:.sliibn.' Some efe-
giant fellow, or otlies 'capTivates their
,,ntaught fancics, and they make them
SELVES the mirrors of his folly. Hug
gard wears very pointed shoes because
Nane affects them. He wears curly
bangs over his forehead because Vane
does. We're Nane to fall ill, am sure
Huggard would take to his bed
My heart bleeds for lIuggard. lie
is very tall and also thin. He has hay
colored hair. quite scant and dead,
and his walk is that lank, ostrich-like
strut habitual to boys who have been
brought up in the country. Hc got into
our stu purely DIS result VI iccl-
dent, but it is intensely ludicrous to
observe the airs he puts on and the
lofty condescension with which he
treats his erstwhile intimates. He is
at the club morning, noon and night,
a constancy which betrays his inexperi-
ence. Huggard is n terrible warning
to those young fellows who permit
themselves to be made the victims of
their own ineXperience.
l would not pay so much attention
to Huggard were it not for little in
cident which drew my particular at
tention to him. 1t happened one even
ing that we We're all discussing Stock,
whose verses aroused great interest
lately.
'Stock may write poetry" Alton
said, but if it really is poetry, why
I'm n poet, too"
"Then why don't you write verses
as well as he?" asked Jawkins.
That set the ball rolling, and we all
began to scribble lines in imitation of
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

MS HEAD Is ALWAYS sdisconcerting habit
AMONG THEsTARs. of looking al YOU
with far-away expression in his bue
eyes and saying: What's that?"
This is aggravating when you have
been trying to say something important.
Another defect in Alton is his laugh.
Now, men cannot be too careful as to
how they laugh. Atoms cachination
is high, continuous squeal with stac-
cato notifications. Very fewmen know
how to laugh, alas!
In spite of the fact that Alton laughs,
or rather squcals, occasionally he is,
as rule, tremendously solemn. have
seen the pyramids of Egypt. l have
ga2ed upon the ruins of the Acropolis.
I have beheld Niagara. Not one of
these is so tremendously solemn us Al
ton. You could actually cut his gray
ity with knife, and many time Vane
has put the table in roar by lnimick-
ing Atoms impressive "good morn
ing!" and wont you come in?" ,Vane
has hit upon a peculiar way of mock
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

Stocks, and read them to each other
with infinite merriment.
l should have forgotten this incident
completely if Huggard had not ap-
preached me few days later at the
club.
"Do you remember" he faltered, in
that unsteady speech Of his, "the verses
you wrote in imitation of Stocls's?"
| remember them.
Well" said Huggard, 81 repeated
them to some men here-er-aud they
thought er-ah-that | wrote them
er-and they complimented me-er-
and told Stock wrote them-er-"
In short, the poor, raw lad had ac-
tually stolen my credit and was beg
ging me not to betray him. | was
veXed, / admit, but / laughed and
assured HIM he needn't be afraid. Many
time those verses have been quoted
at the club and laughed at, and Hug
gard has been praised in my presence
for writing them. He reminds me OF
q sheep at such moments. | am sorry
for the poor fellow. He has parted
with his self-respect. However, he is
a warning to all snobbish young men,
and he will have his fall in due time.
Tuesday-Alton is a magnificent fell
low. His faults are magnificent faults.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

Talleyrand says the
faul t S Of our
friends are our own
stepping stones to
perfection, and Al
ton must, there
fore, be a sort of
! N o al staircase.
Alton is tall, hand
some, blue-e y G d
and fair. He is so
wrapped in Oceans
that Vane calls him
the astronomer, be-
cause his head is al
ways among the
stars. Alton has a
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

We will consider 1t a great favor If
subscribers Will report any failure
to get their Leader, or any careless
ness on the . art of the carrier.
Subscribers will please not pay
the carriers unless the carrier
punches his credit tag i'm subscrib-
er,s presence. ,-i.. ...
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

them completely at the mercy of any
caricaturist who comes along.
Wedncsday-The Praisegod Bare
bones of this world are one of its chief
calamities. a certain member of our
set is tremendously religious, and Nanc
alludes to him always as 1.-The bishop"
The bishop is perpetually praying all
over the place, like a peripatetic dox-
ology. Religion in his hands is club,
and whenever he sees u head he hits
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

r. l.. HOLLAND, Managing Editor of
the GAINESVILLE Times Recorder, has re-
signed his position and will resume
the study of law, which he left to take
up newspaper work temporarily.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20
Miller wltharaws from tho Ksce. "a

COLUMBUS. O.. Jan. 17.-E. j. Miller,
secretary of the state republican
league, announces his withdrawal from
the race for oil inspector in the Second
district. He does it in the interest of
Charles L. Kurtz whom Gov. Bush
nell desires to appoint
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

GENERAL HARRISON announces his
engagement to Mrs. Dimmics, but is
not so sure of the success of his presi-
Dental aspiratio
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

revenue. 1t is clear to me now that
Vane only cultivates Huggard for the
sake of using him. There are many men
who have this capacity for making
friends of those whom they propose to
use. You will often hear a man say
it is wise to be in the society of those
who are successful. Any man who is
a power is thus sought out and culti-
waited. In reality, however, this policy
is mistaken. The parasite may dis
guise himself as often as he pleascs, but
he is parasite still. The temptation
to be parasite is strong, at times.
admit, but to yield to it is fatal. know
of no man who has handled the parasite
better than dear old Plautus. aH
DO you know Plautus at all ?"I asked
Name, ina sarcastis tone. .r......
"rhc rhinoceros is indifferent to
wasps," he replied.
docs Plautus belong to the club? 2"
inquired Huggard.
''No, said Vane, but | wish he did.
He'd like to meet you, lluggard.
Then the pair of them went up to the
billiGrd-room, and rang for absinthe.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

The Senate Finance committee has
not yet acted upon the House tariff
bill, but expects to do SO at its next
meeting. The Republican managers
of the bill still hope to get it reported
to the Senate without amendment
but are not as confident of it as they
were.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20
ing Alton. He treats him with severe

ing Alton. He treats him with severe
respect.
Good morning!" Alton will say.
Good morning, sir" Vane will re-
ply, with an impenetrable solemnity of
countcnance.
Alton-IIow have you been?
Vane-Very well, sir; how are you,
sir?
Alton-Well, thank you. What is
new to-day?
Vane-Nothing that know of, sir.
Nane, during this dialogue has as
spmed heavy grandeur of expression
that is caricature of Atoms face,
and we who look on think Vane abb
surd; but then he makes Alton ridicu-
luous. The moral of Atoms PERSONAL
ity, is that men should beware of elc-
phantine dignity, because it places
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

Gen. Walker, commander-in-chief of
the G. A. r., was in Washington this
week for the purpose of comforting
with the members of the House and
Senate Pension committees on the pro-
posed pension legislation of the session
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

i t a resounding
thwack. He is al
ways approaching
me on the subject
of my soul. Not
to speak irrever-
emily, he has the
grace of God on
tap and sprays it
all around him like
n garden with a
W a t e rin e po t.
Every NJ o n d a Y
morning he asks
me if l went to
church yesterday.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

I have heard of lit RELIGION IN, HIS
tie, round fat, oily HANDS is CLUB.
men of God, but the bishop is whole
big, burly marching regiment of sal
walton. If there is anything OF which
man should beware it is making re.
ligion a moclleryS
After all, the faults of men are SC
interesting that cae may / urdon theiI
existence. Some faul5s an the result
OF crudity and ircxpcrienoe, like Hug.
CARDS; others spring from ones very
nobility of soul, like ATOMS, and still
others are due 10 earnest and sincere
conviction, like the bishops. The man
of taste will remember that to be with
out faults is to be without virtues
and act accordingly.
Thursday-lIuggard, of late, has
been treating me with a giraffe-like
loftiness that impcls lne TO kick him,
but L refrain and simply give him all
the rope he wants. Nane has been
borrowing money OF him lately, and
Huggard struts like q peacock on The
strength of it. Nothing is more cal
culated to earn Il man the contempt of
his fellow creatures than to turn the
attachment of Others into n source of
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

h Some interesting gossip relating to
the position Of the administration. to-
wards Cuba has followed the statement
ofa onalafriend off Mr. tGlevelaud's
that if. Spain sold Cuba to Engiana,
France or Germany, either of which
would gladly buy it, the administra-
tion would not regard it as violation
Of the Monroe Doctrine, and would
not protest. There is much specula-
tion as to what Congress would do un-
der such circumstances. There should
not be the slightest doubt of its action.
1t should. in tones that would be heard
around the world, forbid the consum-
nation of such deal, and it probab
would. ).
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1896-01-20

In other words, he talks too much and
thinks too little.
, 1896-05-20
THE ERECTION OF THE THEATRE
IN KINGSTON.
Jamaica Cleaner

Since the beginning Of the operations in
connection with he building OF the new
Theatre Royal the prog ess made IN the con-
Struction of he outer building has been very
considerable, and an ide. may now be form
sd of the charac er Of the whole. The side
walls were erected some time ago but now
the main wall facing the parade gardens has
been raisett, and In its formation. The solid
majestic appearance Of the exterior, together
with the characterization which has just been
indicated III the construction, an adequate
conception Of its appearance when finished
may now be gained. All the excavations ne
cessary for the solidity Of the building have
nearly been finished; most Of the brick work
has been finished; tho walls have be,-l prac-
ticaIly finished, and indeed the work on tive
exterior Of the building has been pushed for
ward with the utmost CELEBRITY. Delay has
been caused by the non-arrival of the iron
work for the interior, but The time has been
utilized in completing the work on the exte-
rior, with the view Of beginning the work If
building around the iron girders upon their
arrival. A portion of the cornice has been
finished and presents a very fine appearance.
The work is proceeding with despatch, and
SO far not The slightest hitch has been expert
enced in working from the plans prepared
by the City Council for the direction Of the
builders.
, 1896-05-20

amounting to SO. and in the tonnage there
was an increase of 81 ,567 tons. The
revenue for the year also exceeded that for
1892 by e3.30l, and on the transactions Of
the year there was d balance TO the credit Of
the colony Of G2.327. The planting of
cocoa. both in land formerly devoted 10 The
cultivation Of the sugar cane and IN land
hitherto uncultivated continues to increase
so far, is satisfactory. it is not Of such
amplitude as could be wished, and tie
quantity Of cocoa at present grown falls far
short Of the potentialitieS of the island as a
cocoa producing country. The year was
unmarked by any destructive atmospheric or
t%ellurlc disturbance Ibid.
, 1896-05-20
ST. LUCIA.

The annual report for 1893 dealing with
the condition Of this small member of the
Windward group of islands has been issued
by the Colonial Office. AS St. Lucia is little
heard of except Oh the occasion of the publica-
ton of these annual reports, it would seem
desirable to secure their issue in less than
fifteen months after the close of the period
dealt will. The report which the Admin
~istrator, Surgeon Lieutenant Colonel Goulds-
bury, G. G. NJ, has to make is in every way
favourable. The year under report was a
fairly prosperous one for the colony, the
crops having been good and the prices
obtained, especially for cocoa and %logwOod,
haviog been higher than the average for
several previous years, The value Of the
cocoa ard logwood exported during 1898
exceeded that Of the exports of these articles
IN 1892 by fl5.440 and f34,04l respec-
lively. Compared with the previous year,
there was an increase in 1898 III the number
OF vessels which entered tie port of CaStries
, 1896-05-20
(1hs West Indian 6 Commercial AdUsrtiser.)

The following are the indignant remarks
in the Dominican on the recent discussion i'll
"the House on the vote obtained for the
relief of the Colony of Dominica Mr..
Fison's speech was thoroughly practical and
to the point, and as a maiden speech, de-
livered on the spur of the moment, it most
favorably impressed the House" Mr..
Labouchere, who has hitherto been repre-
Sented as the friend Of Dominica and it's
people, opposed the vote for the grant in
aid of our finances with all the bitterness
he was capable of. He said our planters were
" wealthy save the mark idle, lazy"
And that he knew them he had spent
some time among them ;and they were lazy,
IoGfng, drunken planters." Mr.. Labouohere
has never been in Dominica, and his i'm
pressions, therefore, assuming that he really
had any, must have been got from planters
he has met i'll England. We protest, all We
are able, against such sweeping vilifcation
of an impoverished, a hard working, and a
deserving class Of men whose present i'll
fortunes are due III no small measure to
misgovernment by politicians belonging to
Mr.. Labouchere's party, and to the general
ruin in this part of the world caused by
admitting bounty-fed sugar into the home
markets on equal terms with colonial sugars
under the guise of the free trade" of
men of Mr.. Labouchere's kidney.
, 1896-05-20
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PrOklama.

n LIE og Enhver, som matte
80 have noget at fordre i Boet
erter afgangne K0bmand NIELS
EMANUEL FR0RUP af Chris
tiansted indkaldes herved med &
NIaaneders Varsel til for under
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13de Mai 1896.
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