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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
MINOR NEWS ITEMS.
FOR tho Week Ending Aug.


The bank ut National City, CAL.
closed it's doors with liabilities OF $780,
600.
The state bank Of Peru, ILL.,, closed
it's doors with liabilities Of about $780,
900.
Spain charges the United States with
violations OF the neutrality law ana
claims damages.
During the week ended on the 10TH
there were 551 deaths from sunstrolSe
in New York city.
The British parliament, after listen
ing to a speech from the queen, ad-
journed sine die.
Henry A. Casperfeld, dealer in dia-
monds and iewelry in New York city,
failed for 100000.
The Washington populists in conven-
ton at Ellensburg nominated John G.
Rogers for governor.
In a quarrel at Little Sandy, KY,
two Harrison brothers and two Whit
brothers were killed.
The total number of deaths from
cholera in Egypt since the outbreak
of the scourge is 14,755.
Sir John Millais, president of the
Royal academy, died in London, aged
81 years. He was famous as painter.
According to reports of township as
SCISSORS Kansas has population of
1896 a gain over last year of 1925.
Estimates place the Kansas corn
crop this season at 300,000,000 bushels,
the greatest crop in the states history.
The democrats of the Seventh In
diana district nominated Charles NJ.
Cooper, of indianapolis, for congress.
While bathing in Dog river near
Mobile, Ala, Viola French, Margaret
Curry and Arthur Walker were
drowned.
A sea turtle weighing 1900 pounds
was captured at Cape Cod by the crew
of the mackerel fishing schooner Min
nehaha, of Swampscott.
Alois Dinkleman, aged so, shot and
killed his wife in New York, and then
committed suicide. He was demented
over the loss of property.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thaddeus X. Martin,
aged so and As years respectively, we're
killed by the cars in the suburbs Of
Brooklyn while walking on the track.
The following congressional nomina-
lions were made: Michigan, Fourth dis
trict, E. L. Hamilton (rep.). Missouri,
Sixth district, David De Almond
(dem.). Kansas, First district, Rev. FL.
E. Ballou (pop.); Fourth, John Madden
(pop.).
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

EUROPEAN mail lines are slow to
adopt American institutions and Amer.
lean ways of expediting business. They
have, however, finally awakened to
the fact that European mail destined
for America can be made to reach its
destination much quicker when treat.
ed on European steamers as mail is
treated on American railway cars. As
a result American merchants and man.
ufacturers, bankers and other business
people will hereafter receive their Eu-
ropean mail much more promptly than
heretofore.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

AN agricultural journal reports that
much damage has been committed by
crows in turnip fields in the north of
England. Many of these birds were
shot, and, although examination of the
contents of their stomachs show that
they feed very largely upon noxious in
sects and other pests, the balance of
usefulness is decidedly against them.
In searching for wireworms they pull
up the young turnips, probably finding
q worm at the root of one out of $50 or
200 pulled up This is somewhat ex-
pensive for the farmer, who would
rather the crow fed on turnips thao
wireworms
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

IT is a mistake to believe that be-
cause the Rothschilds are the richest
people in the world they continually
revel in the finest and most elaborate
Of clothes, and that on small as we'll
as on great occasions the women are
covered with diamonds and Jewels.
Nine. James de Rothscbild last summer
in Chantilly wore very simple gown
OF black crepon, very simply made, and
had on no jewels whatever but beauti-
full pearls in her ears. Mile. Jeanne
was gowned in plain tailor-made
beige cloth dress, simply trimmed with
GALLONS of a darker color.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
HIGH DEATH RATE.

In Now York 651 Persons Died from
Sunstroke.
New York, Aug. 17.-In the week
ended at noon Saturday there died in
this city 1910 persons, which makes a
death rate of 1855 for the week. Moth
ing like it was ever known before IN
New York. The death rate of the pre-
vious week was 21.76, which is about
normal. The difference is in the main
due to the direct effect of the heat.
There we're 651 deaths from sunstroke
in the week. Leaving these out, the
death rate would have been 5000.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

The value of walking is not properly
appreciated in this rushing age, when
everybody requires to 60 as fast a.
wheels can possibly carry them. The
consequence is that those who invaria-
bly, 60 by train or other vehicle fall
into bad health, and they fail to realize
that nothing tends more to produce
good health than regular walking ex-
ercise. This applies to men and wom-
en- alike. Walking is perfect exercise,
using every member, muscle and nerve
in some way. By it, too, the lungs are
strengthened, the blood purified, the
chest widened, and the figure improved.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

. ST. PETERSBURG had 1875 arrests for
drunkenness in one week recently and
1000 arrests the week before. The per.
sons arrested are locked up until they
are sober again and are then sent home
without further punishment unless
they have disturbed the peace. Drunk
enness is rapidly increasing, and the
government thinks of trying the sys-
tenn of fines and short imprisonments
that has proved no deterrent of drink
in other countries.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

The most celebrated woman in Japan
to-day is Nine. Oyama, chief lady in
waiting to the empress. She instructs
the ladies eff the court in European
etiquette, of which she knows moro
than many noted Europeans She is
very beautiful, brilliant intellectually.
and skilled linguist. She was more
carefully educated in this country, and
soon after her graduation from COL
lege she became engaged to Oyama, the
distinguished Japanese field marshal.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

THROUGHOUT Germany and Holland
whenever girls can be employed to ad.
vantage they are taken in preference
to yoang men. At Munich the clerks
and bookkeepers in banks are nearly
all young girls. At the railway sta
tions many who attend the windows
for the sale of tickets are girls, and the
cashiers in all the cafes and restaurants
are of the same sex. They are gener.
ally very expert at figures and mental
arithmetic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
SHE is ELIGIBLE.


Attorney-General of Illinois Renders an
Opinion of Importance to Women.
Springfield, ILL.,, Aug. 15.-Attorucy-
General Moloney, replying to the query:
''Can women be legally appointed town.
ship treasurer" Friday. rendered the
opinion that she can. He holds the law
provides that: mo person can be de-
barred from any occupation, profession
or employment, except military, on &C.
count of SEX" A township treasurer
is appointive and women can hold the
office, if properly qualified. This is q
new ruling and of Importance through
out the state.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Put to Death.

Nogales, 4. T., Aug. 15.-Three of
the Yaqui Indian prisoners who were
captured after the battle here on the
18th inst. were quietly taken out of
town yesterday afternoon by squad
of Mexican soldiers and shot to death.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

A SOLOMON has risen in Judgment in
Germany who declares that hotel pro-
prietors are responsible for valuables
stolen from their dodgers rooms, in
spite of the placards posted in the
rooms disowning responsibility. Es-
pecially in the case of foreigners who
can not read German the proprietor
must take pains to specially inform
them that he limits his liability.
The decision was given in Berlin
court
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Enormous Damage to Crops,

Atlantic, Ia, Aug. 17.-Another severe
storm has visited this section CT the
country. West of here, at Underwood,
high water delayed trains; north, at
Brayton and Extra, there is enormous
damage to crops; east, at Anita, Turkey
creek overlooked and half the city is
under water. At Dexter the wind blew
down small buildings.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

FOREIGN medical students in France
have had their position defined by the
minister of public instruction. They
are divided into two classes those wish
ing to practice in France must produce
q French diploma of bachelor Of arts
or some equivalent diploma; others
will be allowed to complete their
studies, but their diplomas will not
give them the right to practice in
France
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
New Government Map.

Washington, Aug. 17.-The big gen.
erai maps of the United States issued by
the general land Office for this year
have just been issued. The feature is
the division of the country into sections
marking the various cessions and pur-
chases from other governments.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
CHICAGO IL Chosen.

New York, Aug. 15.-At midnight it
was announced that Chicago had been
chosen as the headquarters of the dem
ocratic national committee in Difference
to the wishes of Mr.. Bryan. 1t was an
nounced, also, that Senator German had
been offered and had declined the chair
manship of the campaign committee.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

The consumption of horse and mule
meat in France continues to increase
and there are now 203 "hippophagic
butcheries" in the republic. The Lon
don Chronicles Paris correspondent
says that donkey meat is sold as veal
in some third--ate restaurants, and
that the southern stew known as
boeuf en- daube is made with horse
meat so skillfully disguised that it can
not be detected.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
More Bloodshed in Cleveland.

Cleveland, o., Aug. 15.-One of the
most dastardly attempts at premed-
itated murder ever laid at the door Of
organized labor took place here last
night, it being the outcome Of the
great Brown strike that has been
going on in this city for the past three
months. Four men were shot by the
union strikers, two fatally. The police
made several arrests among the
strikers.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20

TIE proposition to incorporate in
court practice of the different German
states paragraph making the condi-
tional pardon of law-breakers depend
upon theiremigrating, which was dis
cussed in the German lawyers con.
gress, is being favorably received in
imperial and legal circles, and a COM
mittee of experts, headed by Prof. Won
Cuny, is now drafting a government
bill on the subject.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Made q quick Trip.

New York, Aug. 15.-The American
line steamer St. Paul, Capt. Jameson,
arrived from Southampton Friday
morning after another record-breaking
passage of six days and thirty-one min.
utes. This beats her own former best
record by five hours and one minute,a and
that of her sister ship, the St. Louis, by
one hour and fifty-three minutes.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Cyclone In Alaba ma.

Mobile, Ala, Aug. 17.-News has been
received here of a cyclone in Perry
county, in which trees were hurled
through the air and houses were
wrecked. Twelve negroes and three
white men, names unknown, are known
to be among the killed, and many others
were injured.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Big Loss to Illinois.

Champaign, ILL.,, Aug. 17.-During o
terrific electric storm early Sunday
morning lightning struck the chemical
labora tory building, one of the six main
buildings of the University of Illinois,
end caused loss to the state of 10000.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
HOT SHOT FOR TURKS.

Release of Six Naturalized Americans
Demanded.
Constantinople, Aug. 15.-The United
States minister, Alexander w. Terrell,
has demanded the immediate release
of six Armenians, naturalized Ameri-
cans, who are imprisoned at Aleppo.
In so doing Mr.. Terrell intimated that
any further Imprisonment of American
citizens would not be tolerated.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
f,old Ilemocrata of Wiscons1n.

Milwaukee, Aug. lathe sound
money! democrats, of Wisconsin, who
favor a second national convention. will
assemble in state convention in this
city on Wednesday, August 26, at IL
o'clock noon
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Crlpple Creek Gold OUTPUT.

Denver, COL, Aug. 15.-According to
data collected by Secretary Parsons, Of
the Colorado Mining exchange, the gold
production of Cripple Creek in the first
six months Of this year was $7,256, 900.
He estimates the total production of
1896 will be $15,OO0,OOo. The camp pro-
duced in 1895 $9.199.317.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Destructive Fire at Rockford.

Rockford, ILL.,, Aug. 17.-One of tho
most disastrous fires this city has had
for a long time broke out ut an early
hour Sunday morning and resulted in
the complete destruction of the block
of five stores owned by Gilbert Wood
ruff and occupied by L. Goldman with o
big department store. Loss, 100000.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Homo from Europe

Washington, Aug. 17-Mrs. John A.
Logan is again at home after long trip
abroad. Last fall Mrs. Logan took to
Europe on an extended trip party ct
several young ladies and acted as their
chaperon throughout the tour.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
A Great Race.

Cleveland, O., Aug. 14.-Thirteen Sec
onds ahead of the Say When, the En-
quirer crossed the finish line just before
shutdown yesterday, in the Cleveland
regatta, the winner of the greatest
steam yacht race sailed in recent years
on the great lakes. The distance was
30 miles and the winning time was 1
hour, 1891 minutes.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Big Failures in Chicago.

Chicago, Aug 17.-George Oberne &
Company, leather merchants, failed for
S125,OOo, Henry w. Hiscock G. Company,
wool dealers, failed for SIZE, 900 and the
Consolidated Iron G. Steel company
failed for $125, 900.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Robbed q Bank

Salt Lake City, Aug. 14.-A special to
the Herald says: At3:3o yesterday aft
ernoon three masked men armed to the
teeth entered the Bank of Montpelier.
at Montpelier, Idaho, and covering
Cashier Gray and his two assistants
with revolvers emptied the safe of about
10000 and escaped.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Will Meet August 26.

Des Moines,' Ia, Aug. 14.-Th- pro-
visional state committee of the Iowa
Sound money" democracy met here
Thursday and called state convention
of the national democratic party for
August 26 in this city. ;.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Counterfeit Silver Dollarr.

Washington, Aug. 15.-The secret
service bureau of the treasury depart
ment has been requested to look into
report of extensive counterfeiting of
United States silver dollars in one OF
the Central American states.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Under the Hammer

New York, Aug. 1.-THE New York
Times was sold Thursday under order
of court. The property was bid In by
the reorganization committee, headed
by Senator Trask, for $13s,O00. Under
the new corporation Adolph Ochs, of the
Chattanooga Times, will become the
publisher and general manager.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Ten Families Made Homeless.

Green Bay, Wis.,, Aug. 1.-THE plant
of the Green Bay Planning Mill company
was burned Sunday, causing loss of
100000. The flames spread to houses
adjoining, and the families are home
less.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Killed In q Wreck.

Otis, Ind, Aug. 14.-In a wreck on
the Lake Shore road near here, Engineer
James Griffin and Fireman Michael
Roach, both Of Elkhart, Ind, wers
killed, .-4
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Robert !. PAGES in 2:O3.

Fort Wayne, Ind, Aug. 15.-Robert
j. paced an exhibition mile here Friday
afternoon in 2:o3, breaking the track
record of 2:03A made by himself two
wears ago.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
The Rails Spread.

Pueblo, COL, Aug. 17.-Spreading
rails caused by the intense heat wrecked
a train on the Denver & Rio Grande
railroad eight miles west of this city,
and Charles Vanport, engineer, and w.
F.. Keppert, fireman, were killed.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
#utthiuptu11 $dranfe
II. HAwLEY, Publisher.
WORTHlNGTON. MINI.

The German government has render
ed the importation of Russian products
impossible by vexatious fees and dues
besides the regular tariff. Russia
threatens reprisals.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1896-08-20
Three Persons Drowned.

Mobile, Ala, Aug. 17.-While bathing
in Dog river, near this city, Viola
French, Margaret Curry and Arthur
Talker were drowned.
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
FOR RENT.

No. 1907 Sth avenue $25.
No. $40 18th street, 6-rooms, bath and SER
wants room; $40.
No. 1926 3rd avenue, 5-rooms and servants
rooms; $3.50.
No. 1903 5th avenue, 5-rooms and garden;
$3.50.
FOR SALE.
$3.50, lot on 18th street, between 9th and
10th avenues, 109x200.
5000, acres on Tuscaloosa pike beauty
A house and lot, 4th avenue. between nth
and 18th streets; small cash payment,
balance monthly.
A nice little farm on pike, close in, and
short distance from electric car; about 40
acres: nice house and surroundings; bar
gain can be had for cash.
40 to go acres on Tuscaloosa pike, just
west of Cleveland; electric car line graded
In 'front.' suitable for sub-dividing; nothing
near its equal in all respects offered on the
market. Will sell cheap for cash; fronts
pike 1860 feet.
40 acres just beyond Jonesville, on pike,
with spendid spring on it; will sell cheap.
20 acres on pike close to Elyton; under
good fence; well, barn and small dwelling;
splendid place for dairy; nothing like 1t on
the market; will sell for small amount
down, balance easy, or very cheap for all
cash.
L. G. PETTYJOHN,t
1S261s Third avenue.
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03

The ladies of the Central
Presbyterian Church will give
a moonlight trolley picnic Fri
day evening, July 3, for the
benefit of their church, leav-
ing I'd avenue and 10Th street
at 8 p. m. for West End, then
to East Lake, where they will
have supper. Tickets for sale
at Smith & Montgomery's and
John 3. Roden's.
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
National Educational Association, Buffalo, NJ
Y, Iulv TO IL. 1896,

On account of the above plentioned
convention the Louisville and Nashville
Railroad company will sell round trip
tickets to Buffalo and return at one fare
for the round trip, plus 81 membership
fee. The rate. including the 81 men
toned, will be as follows From Bir-
mingham, $3.50; from Montgomery, $2S;
from Selma, $28; from Mobile, $31.50;
from Decatur, $3.50; from Anniston
$3.50; from Florence, $262O; from Hunts
vile, $685.
Tickets will be on sale July 8. and 5,
good to return until July IL, 1896. An ex-
tension of time until September 1, 1896,
can be had by depositng tickets with
joint agent at Buffalo on or before July
TO- 1896.
For further information call on or adj
dress r. f. BEASLEY,
Passenger Agent, Birmingham. Ala.
6-21-tl-7-5
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
CHEAP COLUMN
Free TO Those Wanting Situations.

The State Herald, always friendly to the
needy, will publish free of charge in its
Want Columns advertisements for situa-
lions wanted Of twenty-five words or less
three times.
The charge for other Wants is
l Cent Per Word Each Insertion
almost nominal; and If you want anything
an adj i'm the State Herald Cheap Column
will bring it.. Especially is such the case in
ROOMS FOR RENT.
BOARDING.
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
SPECIAL NOTICES
BUSINESS CHANCES.
PERSONALS
STOLEN, STRAYED.
LOST, FOUNG.
SITUATIONS WANTED.
WANTED TO TRADE.
BIDS AND PROPOSALS.
PROFESSIONAL.
BARGAINS.
PARTNERS WANTED.
WANTED TO RENT.
WANTED BIDS.
WANTED TO BUY.
WANTED 10 SELL.
INFORMATION WANTED.
HELP WANTED,
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03

Andalusia, Covington county, Monday,
July 20, at 10 a. m.
Searight, Crenshaw county, Monday,
July 20, at 1880 p. m.
Hons. R. H. Clarke and o. L. Gray will
address the people on the issues of the
day at
brownsville, Clarke county, Saturday,
July 4.
Hon. Thomas L. Bulger, together with
Senator James l.. Pugh, will address the
people on, the issues of The day at
Camp Hill, Tallapoosa county, Satur-
Goodwater, coosa county, Monday.
Randolph, Bibb county. Wednesday,
July Is.
Gen. E. w. Pettus and Hon. John o.
Turner, democratic nominee for super
intendent of education will speak at
Eden, ST. Clair county, Thursday, Jul
ly 9.
Lincoln, Talladega county, Friday, July
10.
Hefin, Cleburne county, Saturday,
July II.
Brownsville, Blount county, Tuesday,
July IA.
Blount Springs. Blount county,
Wednesday, July 10.
Cullman, Cullman county, Thursday,
July Is.
Danville Morgan county, Friday, July
IL.
Hartselle, Morgan county, Saturday,
July Is. JOHN B. KNOX,
Chairman.
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
EAST LAKE.
Boating, bathing and fishing
at East Lake. 4-2S-H

Weber, the clarionet king,
and his matchless brass and
reed band and orchestra will
delight the public at East Lake
every Sunday. Prof. Weber
will play one or more of his
enhancing solos in conjunc-
ton with band and orchestra.
Turn out and hear Weber.
Concert begins at 8 o'clock.
4-22-tf
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
wasbineton win Have Three to Beat.

Washington Will Have Three to Beat.
GAINESVILLE, Tenn, July 2.-Wesley
Gaines Of Nashville was yesterday NOM
mated at the convention of free silver
men of the Sixth Congressional district
to oppose j. e. Washington, the pres
emit democratic congressman, who is a
gold man. &C. Boyd, colored republic
an, has already begun his canvass and
the populists will undoubtedly have a
candidate making four men in the field.
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
FOR SALE.


$550-Nice lot on 23rd street, between LIST and
End avenue. Snap.
$2600-Beautiful cottage home on 22nd street,
near First Baptist church.
$150O-$3OO cash. will buy fine corner lot with
broom cottage, South Highlands, lotn
street.
$25 each-$5 cash and S. a month, two good
50-foot lots near Phillips addition, be-
tween Avondale and Woodlawn.
$3000-S-room 2-story house on 9Th avenue,
near 22nd street.
$SO0-$1O0 cash, balance easy terms, 50x140,
with 4-room house, well, ETC., End avenue,
between Sth and 9th streets.
S7000-Business property; snap; 2-story
brick; fine location; good rents. Let me
show you.
poor farm; under cultivation.
$500 acres, with house and well, near
Woodlawn on macademiZed road.
SS50-$100 cash, balance SIS month; beauti-
full 5-room cottage home on car line, at
West End.
$1OOO-Extra nice cottage at Woodlawn; 500
''' 8. e. THOMPSON. 215 21st Street.
Telephone "a
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-07-03
BUY CORONA COAL.
John K. Warren, Manager.
Telephone 1920.

We heard a prominent man
say to another: eff you miss
buying one of those $1,000,
$1,000 or $3.50 suits for $5. 80
that Louis Saks is selling you
miss half your life."