New-York tribune., 1896-05-27


A firm IN this city has had the poor taste 10 put
on the market paper napkins In the form OF Amer.
csn fags. But Il VIII probably sell few OF them
for the purpose indicated
Frst in Peacc.-"DId you find the bicycle useful
Yes Indeed: we dashed up to the enemy, and
then xe stacked arms and shook hands Every
man on both sides rode the same make OF wheel -
Chicago Record.
The steamer Joseph l.. Colby ha. been chartered
10 tow three coal-laden barges from Philadelphia 10
Montreal This Is thought TO be one Of the largest
runs on record for steamer TO tow earges' NE
distance being about loo miles.
Road Rammers.-whceler-T idea Of taxing
BICYCLES as vehicles is Simply ou'.'sr,us rs, w.
'Walker-ft amt the wheels that DO the Damage;
II is the fellows who fall off-,lndianapohs Journal
George Waugh Arnold is the author OF an inter-
es,,ng and valuable handbook on Honduras shlch
f. intended 10 impart Information about the pnysL
cal characterist.cs the industries government and
,ransnortation facilities OF that country He draws
q glowing picture OF the opportunities for making
money by the raising OF coffee. tobacco eotton.
sugar fruits rubber. etc. and describes fne enma's
"a salubrious and the scenery as beautiful
Pastoral Poetry -she-I do SO love p~'''s'
pYWeSsYou do, Then I've got something ! mos
mv.elf that viii just suit you. IL aint nnishea~
but here Is the FRS verse st. e.,ds
The farmer gazed upon his neias
His chickens. hogs and neners, ,s,,,
He smiled a smile OF sweet coh'en., t, p.cs,s.
And the wind blew through his r'ne'"
NaICht answered but echo. He was alone'-ec~
cnnau Enquir,r.
..rhe Methodist Times" OF London says w
learn on high authority that. when 'he hs' =. '.'
members OF the Royal Commission on Liquor irs-'
was being prepared. It was proposed oy 'ne w.
ernmrnt 70 have not only the Bishop OF Lon00n'
hu, Cardinal Vaughan and the Bishop Of Chester Oh
n On hearing this TWO Methodist members 0i Is'
lament intmated 10 Her Majesty sa"' .. :,
they would move the addition OF toe f''SU'.
the Wesleyan Conference Ministers Nel. :. -.
Ned at the prospect OF having Dr. "a.'. g..
Commission that they promptly droppeS Wv
dlnal and the second Bishop
Miss Newwoman-I don't ask special xop r;;in for in.
Mr. Jones wha, do ask is that ,ssy ysv, as you
would another man Instead OF taking ns,sa.ssa snd
and treating me Ike thing 20 .,,l5s oe vow 10 70
Lack. ca SHY Treat me like gcol ie'yT "a osao
Mr.. Jones (quickly)-Why certang, '"
Lend me slo-will you?-tHarpers Da"''
The titles OF the pictures in the exfiol'iOa 49,.
societe Nationals des Beiux Arts III iN r..vh
been translated into what Is supposeu " " av,r
and ,ha result Is very funny. Bellsnsers
chandes de Pots Is translated as .y.uus
women" and "Jeunc File en- biane '. T. uu
Girl in Wight" ia Pensee qui h,e', ,..,rnusur
dered The Taught Awehenng' anu ' ..,..r. Bsis.
du Tir' Tho Conqueror OF "ui's"oo mans les
nenso' becomes Young Batting ".rh - A cys.
porcs aux Huitres" appears as In the ,s "a. 50.
,ars". ga pudeur'' as The Madenhooa -, p.ools
,.u. =. al sun: Noel das Nieux as Wv, AZ 4
Chrlstmas"; Portrait Cycliste' as ,S". Gre
cycles": a poor "Gamin" as b'aa !. rendered
nnscue" as shadow" "Trcotsuse ~. r,us.
.,rrsss,rs Maiden" and "En Automne ~. i. ira,
"Avr,r' 1peInture fresque reconsutss. 1,resA
aIton dos primltifs) h TRANSLATED .vr.a,,ou).
paintings reconstructed as the p''"'' ,A
Neutrality-suspicious. 90 80.
Been in the Army ! take ssoan-Never M.Nev in my Ire
Complacent one-armed ma"
Machinery. mayoeg'
wreck
Never was In a wreck .,.
Five minutes silence. ., NECESSARY to an'pu'A'~
Blood poisoning made u n''s'S
maybe
Ever fight duelT'
E.y Ssasy s. s:s
lost my my arm arm Well. will tell {Sr questions
ton VIZ II YOU will ask no iut'"'
The assent was readily s,. Sd fyetnb fwtbsnv.r Times
". n,o4.o, ,bs British Consul at 'sss'i 81. asy
,,". ,ho, many visitors to Egypt V's'' nrouess
80, oIsa ,hs result being that money r.., 10 .
into the country. and employment IA o,nsrwiss
| numerou, class OF the population A,seonans.
would remain idle. Hote-keepe's. arivsrs
cude. shonkeepers. stable owners ,,ur,st sss'
n,us,cors etc. all look forward 10 IN, .na should
son as a means Of acquiring P'e" 90 hinder the
any unforeseen circumstances occur r,. the re-
u.u,l influx of travellers-as. Tor ,vsls from
con, ,mnosition OF quarantine on u,,,. short Of
Esvn,--it ,s looked upon as somethins ..l.uu ard
a,sas,er hv the inhabitants OF -hlcA the
Iora As q, instance OF the ene' -. nrogres1
80, .,,,,a, a, tourists has had upon Wv ,senty
i' 80 ,sn oonn,rv Il nay be mentioned 'l's' notei
Oh 'ne oo"',s. 80, axisted only one decen. =. rod
ysrus.isr whereas now there are AT ,... , beside
ho,a,s ,r the city two being hrs'o o. the -
several boarding-houses anu '0''
commodat.on OF pilgrims sn.
Miss Alice Fleming. Heims,ah Speaking ONE, oa S
handles notions Is at the i'a are many more wvsa wsrsa
business. sne ssia; .r than ever before, AZ goods
on on 'ne tr,tv To-" ~ them carry ign. rerfumerie
and toilet articles patent msh shs nre{erence, pus
and lines OF ladies' wear harss aTsere IL a woman ~
few carry ,'n heavier soGSSso through Illinois lor Of
has peeh rtarsst Of a grocery rn sells shoel
onis. woman handles w,runks and II 10 ~.
CARVING several heavy sampp,e pp,ne that Is not rsr
dcult to find IN s'sp some part Of the sSrC.ferred
Is a wearing life but !: grsmii'Sa eli Say selling Soo'S
| washington star.