New-York tribune., 1896-03-30
THE TALK or TIE DAY.
The National Convention OF the womans cnnr
,ian Temperance Union will be held IN OIL 'h0u'' ~
Seutember or October.

,. >,,,,o,a, Convention OF the womar's Chris-
,,an Temperance Union will be held IN s''h !"
September or October
,so dictionaries always addicted to common.
nIace derivatlons insist that porternouse souass
ARE Ssr 30 oorter Was also sold Perhaps this is so but
the Listener would Ike to tnnx ina "a nbyr,se and
vented at ros'e from this humble but festive hos
tiery hsd made the triumphant tour essSl,sS this
ambrdre m IL, ancestry for the succulent and ,ioeraa
porterhouse steak and yet por'eHEhS House rolls Har.
xerd men 70 everywhere and Parkers and porters r
have been in the days OF their rsprsahod word "a
cIes considerably more than a nouse"o'u ""'N -
Harvard men-(Boston Transcript
The now Protestant Episcopal Diocese OF WASH
,ne,on. d. c. includes In ts territory the Dstrct VI
Columbia and the four counties OF the southern ues
~ Maryland-Prince Georges. ST. Mary's Char'es
and Calvert II was formerly part OF the Ma! !'A""
diocese and the division was made not only with tns
consent but with the recommendation OF the BISHOP
Of Maryland
Inst a Theory y--Perry Patettic-l wonder now tne
tackass came TO be called such fool! lie mas so'
more sense than horse ., ,,s tack.
Maywornh H. srst animal what learned TO work.
-(Cincinnati Enquirer.
The eight sisters and sisters-in-law OF con-
dsmned wife murderer In Cleveland have issued in'
vitations for leap year party next month TOT tns
purpose Of raising money with which 10 nsht toe .
new trial for him.
A Genuine Inspration."whe do you expect exp,,,at =
have another inspiration for poem MT La"s"iu'
said tsse ss aSm'r,oS one the prompt response
oh isn't that nice Would you mind telling M, ny
what the inspiration Is? hope f" Is po"'''"'
1t is. One Of the strongest have had for some
time IT'S an offer from an editor OF - per s'a"'"
-(Washlngton Star.
The new woman Is beginning to appear even 10
Aau of a
saws an English paper. acts as treasurer IN ne'
fathers district. keeps the books. pays the oi,
and stirs I'D delinquent debtors Her father ms
made $1,000 taes In six months. and the d's'ro'
trying It's bost TO have him removed.
Bacon-I see Burrows has got on to that new "" "
Of hand shaking with the hands elevated 10 t"e WV
Egbert~Yes WELL there's good feature sDS.'
it-it Keeps his hands further from your pockets
-(Yonkers Statesman.
According to Professor Alexander Hogs o'a's
Manager OF Public Schools IN Texas while the Sous.
has gained "a per cent In population m tne 'a. ~
twenty years. the Increase in the enrolment OF "
school attendance has been l3o per cent i" Wv
same period the value Of the school properly ne.
Increased from $lS 100000 to s5loooo an aoa'.'on ~
nearly s2.OOo,0OO per year. or all the peop'e ~ W
South white and black. one In nve IL IN a.'e"u""
at school during some part OF the year. ih's - ia
proportion in Saxony. which exceis all eoun's..' -
Europe. II IL estimated tnat Va VIZ ~'~~'N'
pended for education In the South In the last e's"
years. one-fourth has been for the coiored race. ~
this work OF education Florida is leading her s's'e
States having a school enrolment OF 6S per Nv y. ~
population as compared with an enrolment Oh =. ~
the other Southern States and giving her e"''''
eighteen more days schooling in the year.
Little e,rht-year-old Freddie was the prSmslsrS ss.rS
son of an artist He had been to church ,urnvnS anu
the minister dwell the advisability OF
his studio md found Freddie industrousiy IA
ars r,nr the brush over a canvas his father iS nnS
naa riw comnIeted and which was to be weoui"s
riff n one of his fathers friends. ~ a.,r~,s
""Whv Freddie what In the world are you u""hh's ".hh's
Trying TO improve the present. pop t"~' u.s.
--(Yonkers Statesman.
Some one in Washington is sending circu'a"
former slave-owners In the South. telling 'ne'
the Government 10 going to reimburse them ,o' E
s,nves set free BY Lincolns proclamation. a." 80
"a required h a small fee. which the writer .. "a
circular viii kindly receive and give to 'ns w.
Government.
Mizsle-How did you happen to Join the inosP'n'
ent Rifles? -
Fissie-To avoid Jury duty. ~
tsSs Se; %ss S.Ssu:s felt eepyea ns S
citiSen should shivk the demands % ses S~Ss
Cleveland Plain Deeles.