davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
us. Land Office Valentine Nebr.,,

AUGUST Il 1886
Notice is hereby given that the follewing-nam-
ed settler has filed notice of her intention to
make final proof in support of her claim, and
that said proof will be made before Register
and Receiver at Valentine. Nebr., on Oct. :,
9th. 1896 viz:
Caroline P. Capwell, of Pullman, Neb.
II. E. Nc lO15S for the s1.neA g. s15nw14 sec %
TIP. % r 35 w.
her continuous residence upon and cultivation
of, said land,
Samuel S. Mclean, John L. Roseberry, James
Hartman, Christian Nelson all of Pullman, Nebr.
C. II. GLOVER Register.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
Notice.-Tipabey Culture.

September 9Th 1856 &
Complaint having been entered at this office
by Charles II. jacobson against Hugh II. Nc
Govern for failnre to comply with law as to
timber culture Entry No. S3Gi dated. June 18th
1890 upon the na of seA s. neAswA & seAne14
Sec &c, TIP. 29.R \. 81 in Cherry county Nebraska,
with a view of cancellation OF said entry, cOnteS-
tant alleging thahthe said Hugh H.. McIoyern
has failed to break or cause to be broker any
part of saidt tract and has wholly failetttO cult
vate or cause to be cultivated any part of said
tract since the date'si his SAID entry and has
wholly failed TO cure;hiS lacles to this date.
The said parties are hereby summoned to appear
at this office on the 10th day of October 1896 at
10 O'Clock a III. to respeHd aud uraish Testimony
said alleged failure.
G., X. GLOVER Register.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
FINAL PROOF NOTICES.

Parties having final proof notices in
these columns will receive a marked
copy of the paper which contains
first insertion Of same. 1t is the duty
of each claimant to examine their
notice carefully and should there he
any error the fact should be reported
to the land office and to this office at
once for correction.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

And TuE DEMOCRAT still pursues
the even tenor of its way, gaining
friends and subscribers but laying up
no spondulicks. IF Bryan is elected
and that great financial crash comes
on as predicted by Hanna ct al, this
paper won't lose much money. Now
is the time to renew.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

PRECINCT
!ooarseers of se sllways-R Hansen and j Ray
Felstable-R Towne
hStices NJ TIE P~eace-John Dnrn and j M
Cafi,n
EsSesSor--JotE Dunn.
VILLAGE
Hswh Board-g l. Sparks, president; C n Cor
nei.., treasdrer:yT c Horribly, clerk; ID 5 Ludwig
asa; j w BurieeFl
Marshal and. Water COmmisSioner-R Towne
school DistrpcS No + Wacott. president:
nv NicluolSoItSS treasurer: J C1'ettijOhn. Secre-
u.-y: j w Burfoigh. q p Crahb and } T Kelley.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

A joint resolution proposing to
amend section two (2) of article four
teen {14) of the Constitution of the
State of Nebraska, relative to donations
to works Of internal improvement and
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
All for q Diuae.

Send your name and address and a
silver dime, have your name inserted
in my select mailing lists, receive sam
Piles Of all leading Reform papers, and
get by return mail two Of the ables.
essays on the financial question in
print. Address 10 A. Parker, Publish
er, Louisville, Kentucky.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
US. Land Oaiee at Valentine. Neb.l
Sanf nth fsgG

DtDt liiH, ioJb. '
Notice is hereby giTeR that Peter Friedrich
Rabeler, of Leigh. Neb., has flied notice OF in
tentiOn to make final proof before Register and
Receiver at their office in Valentine Nebr., OF
Friday the 30th day OF OrtOber. 1896, on timber
culture application No 1903 for the SEA Sec. 30
TIP, t35n r 81 W
He names as witnesses: Peter Reimers,
Henry Schlueter, Peter Riege and; Henry PO-
rath all of Reige, Neb.
Testimony of claimant Peter Friedrich
Rabeer will be taken before the clerk vi the
District court at Schuyler, Nebr. on Saturday
Oct "a, 1886.
C.. Il. GLOVER, Register.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

A joint resolution proposing to amend
section six (8) of article one ~ of the
Constitution Of the State of Nebraska,
relating to trial by jury.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
Be i. resolved and enacted BY the Legislature

Be 1t resolved and enacted by the Les:slstuse
Of tn. State Of Nebraska:
Section /. Tat section SIX 60. article one
Cd of the Constitution OF the State OF Ne
braslta be amended TO resd as follows:
Section 6. Ihe right of trial by jury shall
remain inviolate. bat the !egis AZURE may pro
vide that in civ.i actions ive-sixths Of the jary
NAV render a verdi It. and the legislature may
also an. horize trial by. jury of a less number
than Twelve men, in courts inferior TO the ois'
trict court.
Approved March %. A d. 1906.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
NON-PARTISAN
BRYAN. CLUB.

Below will pa. fennd tho constitution
Of the Non, Partisan William j. Bryan
Club, which all, VINO believe In tho
principles there set forth are respect
fullS asked to sign. Your .~asnhsrsaip'
n,fbis, club need not inserfese with.
your connection with any oass euo"
of a like nature. Read the constitu-
ton and then sign the blaPS fOEh, at
the bottom and send to J.. g. Sparks'-
President. Robert Good, Vice Ereslc
dent or ID. II. Thurseen, Secretary. OF
the Club, at Valentine
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
Arr1vafsnd Departure OF Mails.

Mail east and west closes at SPIN.
Rosebud leaves at 500 a, m. daily except Sun.
day, and arrives at SO p. m.
Simeon, Kennedy, and Oasis leaves
at 90 a. m. Mondays Wednesdays and Fri
days, and arrives at TOO p. m. Tuesdays and
Saturdays.
Ft. Niebrarss leaves daily att :0o.a. m. and
500 p. M; arrives It $3.50 a. n. and 40 p. m.
Kewanee, and Sparks arrives Mondays
Wednesdays and Fridays at $50 4. m, and
leaves Tuesdays THURSDAYS and Saturdays at
80 a. m.
General deliye-yopen from go a. N. to ZOO
p. m. General daiper. open ON Sundays from
Sto 10 a. H. Lock boxes OpeDdaily BERN Is a.
m. to $50 p. IN.
III. E.HALEY, Postmaster.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
O. E.. S.

Northern Snar Chapter, No So, Order of the
Eastern StaE, meets on second and fourth Tues
day evenings Of each month A. Hornby'S hall.
Wy w Thompson MAGGIE WAIIC0TT
secretary fN Orthy Matron
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
Societies.
IMP. O, II. M.

Sitting BulsS rbe No. %. Improved Order of
EIaed Men, meets every second. and fourth Friday
. evening of .esch month at: Davenport,s Hail.
Visiting brethn eli are frateTna2ly invited to be
present at issic0uncilS of the tribe.
j ID Virgins, & OR Thompson, Sachem
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

Minnekadesa Lodge, No. 1872, A.. F. & A. NJ
meets in regIssgr communication Saturday even
ing en or before the full mech in each month.
80 members of tse order i'm good and regular stand
ling cordially end fraternafyisvited TO attend.
.tJ Il Keefey, w M
W. W. THssiPSON. Sec'Y.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
G.. A. r..

Col. Was6 Pest No. 20S Department of Ne
braska regular meeting I'd aliG nth Saturdays Of
each mouths . d. m. sharp. ComradS from
other Posts ere cordially invited to attend
j. w. TUCKEg, Commander.
JOHN 49uNN, adft.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

Valentine Glodee No. 2e5 !. q. D. F., meets
every TlIsrsSay evening: Visiting brothers cord
tally invited 80 attend our faeetlsgs.
-J.T. Kelley. NC.
WESLEY HoLsCLAw. Sec,Y.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
.D.DF III.

Valentine Lodge No. -...4Dsgree of Honor,
aholdSreguks- mtttingsiirst ana third Wednes-
day evenings of each month.
III Christensen Rec Mrs Il Robinson c of I'll
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
NJ. ". "A,

Valentine Camp No 175l Modern WOodmen of
Americas NESTS second and fourth wednesday
evenings lDf. each month at DGyeHpOrt'S Hall.
Visiting neisi4$hors cordially inNited to attend.
P.F. Sim.A Ven Counsel
j W spirk Gleek
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
ESfr6V Notice.

Taken up at my place on the head
of the Minnechaduza 4 miles north of
kilgore, II bull calf black and white
spotted, about two days old.
Gee. COLEMAN.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
SIGN THIS

To.the officers and members of the
Non = Partisan Willifsra J.. Bryan
Club, Valentine, Nebraska:
You are hereby authorized to. enToB
fix my name to the constitution of the
same. Respectfully.
Naii4
......--
rUat0tjce, Address
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

A joint resolution proposing tonmend
section one % of article six {6) of
the Constitution of the State of Nebras-
ka, relating to judicial power.
Be it resolved and enacted by the Legisla.
ture of the State of Nebraska:
Section /. That section one (D of article six
90 OF the Constitution of the Stale of Nebraska
be amended to read ~ follows:
Section /. The judicial power of this state
shall be vested in q supreme court, district
courts, unit courts justices of the
peace. police magistrates. and in such other
courts inferior to the supreme court as may
be created by law in which two-thirds Of
the member elected to each house
concur.
Approved March %. A. D. 1896.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
W, R., C.

Col. Weed ". r. C. No. ISo regular meeting
I'd and Il baturdayS Of each. kaanth'
AMANDA&UDWIG, Pres.
HELEN HsRNBY. See.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
K Of p

Cherry Lodge No 169 knights Of Pythiss meets
every Tuesdayerening at Dayenpo1t's Hall,
1T Keely &C
Jos PutmeciEk of Il and S
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
A. o. U. ".

Valentines odge, No. 70,A. @. U. W., meets
list and 5p- MOfrday in each month.
Carl Damas, Rec " HolSclaw w
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS CARDS.
7 C. DWYER.
Physician and Surgeon

e0Hlce at Z. r. Watsog's Drug Store. Pronpt
attention given to al professional calls. 3
VALENTINE,
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

Teachers Examination.
The regular monthly Teachers
Exasaination will be held the
third Saturday OF each month
at mYGffice in the Court House.
LILLIAN STONER,
Supt Of Schools.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
STATE

CONGRESSIONAL.
senator's WI v Alien, Madison; joan N
1nursts8, Oidalias
Observation-Disclosures District Jesse Il Strode,
l.ilcotn Se' Oiid, ID II Mercer. Omaha; fEir1,
Geo II Meiklejofra, Fnllertos; Fourth, 80 HG-
her. Esror;, Fifth, VIM T. andrews, Hastiu1s;
Sixth, u NJ Kerr, Broken Bow.
JUDICIAL
Supreme G-5urt-T l. Norval CfSef JxSsce
Harrison anE Polk associates. -
Fifteenth Judicial District Z KMtSaid,
OcSeiil; GNestover. Rushyille.
LEGISLATIVE
Representative Fiftyeecond District - Frank
Msothhntnor, kilgOre.
SepatoriF ourteenth District-HenrF & Stew
5lt, CTawStrd,
2 LAND OFFICE
ReEisN--CR Glovsr, Longtime; 4tceiver-J
A Fike. newport.
COUNT
Treas,zs Ell. .G,isP, Crabb.
Nerk geo. Elliott.
6nefib-- tEaoa otioiE
JudEc--.. "a: Maicoti.
CeunG Attorney C!arke
Counts superintendent. LNian StoneI
OndS .ldii
'JsToEGr. LEWIS
YAX viertel
Comt. ssionefS:.. ..............3M Durham.
tf.. Sullivan.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

March %, A. D.. 1895.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

..s.s-
rUst0fjce Address
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

Approved March %. A. D. 1895.
The Valentine Democrat. [volume] (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, 1896-09-24

ARTICIE I-NANf.
Section 1.-The name OF this organization as
be the w. J: Bryan Non-Pastisan Ffee sufer'
Club.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
The PuBIlc DEBT.
An Increase Of Nearly six Millions OF
Dollars la April.

An Increase Of Nearly six Millions OF
Dollars In April.
WASHINGTON, May a.-The monthly
statement Of the public debt issued by
the treasury department shows that
on April 30 the debt. less cash In the
treasury, was s9is.e go, an increase
for the month Of ss,e45,4l This isac.
counted for In part by a decrease of
81, ,55i ,0sT in the amount Of cash in the
treasury, and an increase of nearly So
900, 900 In the amount of bonds de-
liyered under the last sale. The debt
is rccapitulated as follows;
Interest bearing debt, ssis,Sie
Debt on which interest has ceased
since maturity, si,6si.7o0.
Debt bearing no interest, sa74, 4,ili,iOo.
Total, sl,2ls,g7s,3 $3.50.
This does not include $500, ,Sai, ei3 In
certificates and treasury notes, oiIsc,
by an equal amount OF cash In the
treasury. The cash In the treasury ia
classified as follows;
told. sl6s, ,4i6, ,i5p
Silver. salo,sse,ii6.
Paper, SOL ,77s,ois.
Bonds. dlsbursing officers balanccs,
etc. se7,ool.9al.
Total, ss6s, 5qa,5s
Against this there are demand liabil'
tiles outstanding amounting TO saps,
7os. 500, which leaves a cash balance OF
s21O, 600, 6do,
The American guide., 1896-05-09
An unIounded RuMOt.

There is no truth in the rumor in cir
culation among our readers that Ra'
leigh Springs water will not be fur
nishcd to colored people, ON the con
trary the Raleigh Company has several
customers among the colorcd people to
whom II supplies the water by the
month. Many Of our friends have been
directed TO use the water by their phv.
sicians, and we have yet TO hear sin
gle complaint by any one who has busi
ness relations with the gentlemen il
charge. On the other hand compliments
are the rule, and the wonderful water
is making many remarkable cures o
stomach and kidney troubles
The American guide., 1896-05-09
Y p. u. cr0anization,

The public is cordially invited TO at
tend the organization services Of the
Young Peoples Union Of the First Bap-
tist church, Sunday, May 10, $3.50 p M
We hope that not single person, who
desires to see progressive movements
spiritual, intellectual and moral-will
fail to become member of this union,
We earnestly solicit all the teachers
and professors. relative TO becoming
members. Come one, come all, and
identify yourselves in this grand effort
Fee, Doe. Children under 10, .5c.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
THE SHAH MURDERED.
Nasr Ed-Din, Shah of Persia, the
Victim of q Fanatic,
Fatally shot while nj Ills Devotions alta
Shrine In the Vicinity OF Ieheran--
His Successor Nou,afer
Ed-Dln.

WAsHISeToN, May e.-Shortly after
the receipt of the news of the assassin.
alton of the shah of Persia, Secretary
Olney sent cable message to Minis
ister Mcdonald, saying that the presi-
dent directed that sincere condolences
be rendered and adherence of the
crime expressed to the government Of
Persia, and the family Of the murdered
shah.
The shah was entering shrine near
Tcheran when his assassin drew pis-
tol and fired ct him, the bullet striking
near his heart. The wounded ruler
was at once conveyed to the palace,
where he died two hours later The
murderer, who was diguised as "A wom-
an was arrested, and proved to be u
religious fanatic, 1t is believed that
he had accomplices.
Nasr Ed-Din, the nssassiuatcd mon
arch, was born July II, 1891. lie was
the son and successor OF Mohammed,
and succeeded to the throne Septem-
ber TO- 1910. just after the commune
Of Paris, Nasr Ed-Diu made tour to
The American guide., 1896-05-09
Trcllcyized

The youngest son Of Charles Peyton
attempted to mount ear while in mo
tion on last sunday, near the corner of
High and soth street, and was instantly
killed. This should serve as a lesson to
other boys-not TO attempt the same
trick. Boys should be taught by Their
parents to keep oN the tracks, never at
tempt to mount car while in motion
and never attempt TO steal u ride By
needing these warnings the boys Will
be saved and many heart that is made
sad would remain in a state of hope and
expectancy for tie darling's future.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
Or, DlAz ARRIVES.
And Makes Charges Against Consult cen
erai Williams

TAMPA. Fla, May s.-Dr Albert o.
Diaz and family, and his brother, Al
frcdo V. Diaz, arrived Thursday from
Cuba, having been ordered To leave
the island within "a hours. DR.. biny
makes charges against Consul-Gcncral
Williams
lie says; "when arrested ! wns not
informed OF amy charges against me,
and Consul.Gcncrnl Williams would
not tell me with what crime was
charged.
"llc is In truth a Spanish spy, and
cross-cxamiped my wife TO find cut II
| had held communication with insur'
gents, and to learn II ] sympathized
with them
The American guide., 1896-05-09
GEORGE / IoNoMAN,

For Many Years Editor Of coimaa'~ Rural
World, Dead.
ST. LouIs, May 5,--Mr. George Long
man, who, for isyears, has been editor
of colman's Rural World, died Sunday
morning dt ten O'Clock In this city. lie
was well known among the livestock
breeders. horticultnrists and dairyinen
throughout the Mississippi valley. The
Immediate cause Of his death was
paralysis OF the brain.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
Three I,ospslur I,uy.,

NEVADA, Mo-, May 5,--Mrs. William
Lewis, wife of u section boss OF the
Missouri, Kansas a Texas railway at
Deeraeld. ten nilks west of this city,
gave birth, Thursday night, to triplets,
all boys. They weighed ~ birth Ella.
seven and eight p3unds
The American guide., 1896-05-09
Ninth S,resl Restaurant,

Henderson Howell, Of $40 West Ninth
street, serves meals all day and until II
o'clock at night. Meals ioc, ioe- Q0c
and ebc. Lunches served all day. When
you are ont on Ninth street, come and
see me. You will be treated right.
The American guide., 1896-05-09

hdr Nd DH Nhdh OF ftfM"'
Europe and the educational advsn'
tnges derived from his travels resulted
in the institution OF a more liberal adj
ministration of government on his re-
turn to Persia.
The now shah is Mouzafcr Ed-Din,
who was born March s5, 1854 His of
ficial title is Mira valcahd, or heir
presumptive. He has five sons, oil
whom the eldest is Mohammed All
Mira, and Ave daughters.
The assassination OF Nasr Ed-Dine
by fanatic becomes a greater source
Of regret from the fact that his ex-
tende travels hud taught him do
-.ligirvs tnlsr... : 49,, ,
; ing mos eastcrt poteutntes.
The records OF the state department
contain many communications attest
ing the shah's leanings toward liber'
atty and justice.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
Mnllnn.

An persons who are full members OF
the Institute Of Science and VI. arc
requested to meet ut the Presbyterian
church, Tuesday night at sp. m. Bus
mess of Importance will be transacted
aud all persons absent will he bound
by the actions of a quorum.
l.. j. RRoMN. EX.Pre sident.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
VOLUNTEERS START CLEAN.
Baiilngton Booth Turns over All Saliva
tion Army Property,

NEW York, May ., Brigndier Perry
announced to the salvationists aud
their friends last night that just be.
fore the departure of Commander
Rooth. Tucker for the west yesterday.
Commander Ballngton Booth forni-
ally transferred TO us all of the prop
erty OF the salvation army in the
United States The property In qucs-
,ion includes the splendid Fourteenth.
stcct headquarters aud all other
hnlldMpA"
The American guide., 1896-05-09
M'KiNLEY'S ILLINOIS.

The "ravoritc Son" who Opposed Him
showed Under by the Avalanche of Pop
uimrity which Neither the Advantage OF
Organization of tho Convention Nor Com
summats Gencraiship In Pulling the
Wires Could STAY.
The American guide., 1896-05-09
win supper, mcKlnley.

l'rw yoRK, May Dispatches re-
ceved in this city show that the A. =.
A. is satisfied that Mckinley Is ali
III ht, and the order will support him.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-08-29

The sense OF smell and taste appears
TO be well developed in the great ma
iority OF the fish species. Tobacco
thrown overheard from vessels is often
seized by mnckerel and halibut. but 10
Is Immediately rejected. Nearly all VA
rietics OF fish, and more especially the
ground swimmers" have choice OF
food. Halibut and cod are attracted
a great distance by certain kinds or
bait Herring, when fresh and In good
condition. are splendid bait for cod.
but are no use Whatever IL they have
become stale from long keeping. Cat
fish. buffalo and one or two varieties or
the bass will bite bacon when they Wit
pay no attention whatever TO the lus-
cious angleworm. The above and other
facts. which could easily be cited in
proof, have caused fishermen and SCI
entists 10 come 10 the conclusion that
the senses of smell aud taste arc re-
markably developed among the finny
tribe.-.Atlanta Constitution.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1896-08-29
PtTH AND POINT.

--Johnny-"Pa, what IN the differ
ence between a tonsorh artist and =
barber?r Mr.. Wiggles-"The tonsorin1
artist uses longer words. -Somcrvillo
Journal
--Laura--"Is II fact that your en-
Ra.yement with Willie is broken off?~
Flora--"Why, no; not broken of, exact
ly. u sort of tapered of, one might
ay."--Indihnapolis Journal.
"A Sad MistalSe.-"Pm in Deuce OF
a hole.- said Biggs. IL heard Miss
Anderson had gone TO Newport and I
sent my valet with my card 20 call upon
her last night, and. by Jove. she hadnt
left town!"--lIarper's Bazaar.
Helen-"oh, yes; he always Thoughts
the world OF me. Before we were mar
ried he used 10 say that he was willing
20 die for me-" Nellie-"But he didn't"
IIelen---"Of course not. He was SO
thoughtful, you know. He said that hc
did not dare TO do IL, lest should be un-
able 10 replace the loss. BOSTON Tran
script.
The Wisdom of Experience.--Aunt
Sabina-''Bcrthy, don't you have mona
OF these here fiirtatious young ielicrA
that propose as soon as they call half p
dozen times. They amt no kind of part
ners for life" Bertha--"But some OF
them are very nice, auntie." Aunt
Sabina-"Never mind that, Berthy-
I've lived long enough to know that tho
hollowest and windiest things is most
liable to pop"
Ills speech betrayed the fact that
he was from London, and he had cvi-
IDENTIFY not accustomed himself 10 tho
usagcs OF language either in his own
country or in this. lie was watching
two policemen get a man into position
for the patrol wagon, and man came
up TO him and inquired: What's tho
matter with that fellow? Is he over
heatcd?r mo, sir" was the reply:
Hi don't think 'e's hoyerheated; Ill
think 'e's ho,erdrinked." --Washingt
StDr