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ne GOT THE "aUsE."
Not Many Hunters Would be willing to
Try This Weapon.

Not Many Hunters Would be willing to
Try This Weapon.
A story is told of sporting black
smith of Roxburgshire," who was
famed for his success in stalking wild
geese. One day Lord Wemyss went
to see the performance.
The smith produced an old rusty bell
muzzled gun, six feet long in thebar-
rel, into which he poured a handful Of
powder, ramming it down with thick
wad of brown paper, hitting it as hard
as if it were a red-hot nail. This done,
he dived into a promiscuOus heap of
ashes, fragments of old iron and heads
of nails, and, having dropped these in
upon the powder and rammed them in
with wad of brown paper, the smith
felt match for any flock of geese.
"Come on, my lord, ne then cried
"there's a flock of geese on the wiIds,
and I'll show you how I deals with
emp
Lord Wemyss took the higher ground
to watch the sequel, while the smith,
crawling within an easy distance of the
geese, composed himself for shot
when about 80 yards of.
After aiming for about ten minutes,
an enormous report resOunded through
the air, when "a volume ofdense smoke
arose simultaneously with the confused
geese, whose cacklings were of the
most terrific kind, while one OF two Of
the flock were left futtering on the
ground"
+ Fearing fatal consequences, and that
the gun had burst, Lord Wemyss has
tened to the spot The smith was in
sensible; but soon consciousness re-
turned, and, crawling up TO his gun
and cycling It with intense satisfaction,
he said:
oval, my lord, no doubt she's pratty
full of destruction to the fowl but she's
used me wal this time It mostly takes
20 minutes guide afore 1 comes to my
self after letting her off-but 1 always
gets my guse. Odds and Ends.
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YAs bATlsTs


The famous Aiastral, who lived ia the
Erst century. B. C.. speaks Of Roman
dentist. CaleeiiiHs, as in the habit Of
astening as we'll as extracting teeth. .
The ancient Greeks used false teeth
IF sycamore wood. fastened to the adj
Jaceht sound teeth by ligstures Of sil-
yer or gold in like manner to the bridge
work OF today.
BiIled teeth, crown and bridge works
fxnumed IN various parts of Italys
Greece and Egypt, with ancient ipstrrs-
menis, were shown in large numbers
at the Columbian exposition.
Under the Mosaic regime the law an
eye foF an eye. a tooth for tooth, was
gigidiy enforced. aud the lord high ez-
eeutioneF numbered the ferceps among
bis official instruments.
Women detectives or spoilers" with
ifeeayed teeth were several years ago
employed in New York to make eases
againsi tooth-drawing BARRIERS, who
were practising dentistry against the
law.
A. New York dentist who puts gold
Iiinges to the molars Of the -Four Hun
;lrsd, follows his wealthy clientele to
Newport during the season, where he
"Opens parlors and is prepared to fill or
s1tract teeth while his patrons wait.
Electricity in motor form has robbed
teeth filing Of much Of its former ter
r0r The work is done in one-fourth
the time. The mallet, driven at a high
rate OF speed, is comparatively painless.
when compared 10 the old hand or
loot tFeadle process.
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80 TRANsPoRTATLoN.


Cost Of the Service Of the East Elscal Ys1E-
HoEseiess Wagons and Tubes.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 3.-The annual
report Of Second Assistant Postmaster
General Charles ellison shows the an
uuai rate Of expenditure for all mail
transportation at the close OF the fiscal
year to have been S4s, 5sS, $50, OF which
81, g9s 067 was for inland mail and The
remainder for foreign service. For in
land mail the cost was an increase Of
81. $50, 500 for the year. The annual
travsL in star service alone was over
Is2, O0O, 900 miles
The report says that experiments
with horseless wagons to be tried this
winter will, it is hoped. prove success
full, and they are expected to be much
less expensive than horse wagons.
Concerning pneumatic tube service,
only one tube-st Philadelphia-noW
being In operation in the entire postal
service. the report says it expedites the
mail, makes closer connections both
ways and greatly reduces time, for
practically the same money. For es-
tablishing this service $50, 600 is asked
for and three tubes, one each in PhiIa-
delphia, New York and Boston are
expected to be contracted for. The
second assistant says at the large de-
pots small sub-post Offices should be
established in charge Of regular super
intendents with full post Office privi-
jeges except money orders and free de-
livery. Many applications have been
made for establishing mail service on
electric car lines, which cannot be al.
low ed, owing to lack of funds.
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A MINE HORROR.
Explosion of Gas in a Pennsylvania Shat
Results in Several Deaths.

Explosion of Gas In Pennsylvania Shaft
Results in Several Deaths.
WILKEsBARRE, Pa, Oct. 5O.-A terri
bic explosion of gas occurred in No.
mine of the Lehigh and Wilkesbarrs
Coal Co., South Wilkesbarre, between
one and three o'clock yesterday after
noon. Six men are known to be dead
and three injured. It's not yet known
how many men were in the mine at the
time of the explosion, but IL are re-
ported missing, and il is believed all
of these have perished. The cause of
the explosion will probably never e
known The mine was idle for the day.
Usually there are from 400 to 500 men
employed in the mine. Had they all
been at work when the explosion oc-
Cured the loss to life would have been
large.
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IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

Two Americans have been compile
mented by elections as honorary mem
bers of the great St. Cecilia academy at
Rome. The first was William Steinway.
Clarence Eddy, the Chicago organist,
was recognized a little while ago.
II like politics and political manage.
ment," is an explanation recently
youchsafed by Senator Quay. Man is
born into battlefield, you know, and
man that is a man is never so happy
as when he is fighting"
4 mustang is the fayorite horse Of
John Drew. he is an expert horseman,
and rarely lets pleasant day pass-nO
matter how pressing rehearsals and So
eial duties may be-without a gallop in
Central park.
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Drowned Her Child.

ROCHESTER,, Pa, Oct SO.-A woman
about IS years old and carrying an in-
FAINT in her arms was seen to climb
over the railing on the side Of the
bridge. Several men rushed after her.
but they were too late. There was a
splash in the rapidly moving water. 20
feet below, and the woman, with the
child clasped to her breast. sank be.
meath the surface. The woman 1oated
rapidly down the stream. The men
who had run to the bridge had secured
a long rake and awaiting their chance
were at length able TO draw her out OF
the water With it. The ehild's body
has not yet bsen recovered
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SALT FOR A DAY.

Some people live on the installment
plan.
Make the little sense you have COM
mon sense,
Half of your worry to-day is due to
your neglect yesterday.
II you insist upon having your rights
you will never be popular.
How tantalizing Heaven will be to
the women to see so much gold lying
around and no chance to spend it!
That which is called the sacred flame
Of love originates in many cases in lazi-
ness and agreeable place to loaf.
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oCToRER COINAGE.

Over Two Million Standard Silver Dollars
COined-NatiOnaI Bank Circulation.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 3.-The coinage
executed at the minis of the United
States during October was as follows:
Gold, s., 597, 500; silver, 50, s44, OO9; minor
coin, $50, 900. Of the silver coined 81
$50, 900 were standard silver dollars, On
which the seigniorage realized was
about 500, 600
The outstanding national bank cir
culation on November 1 was S254, $751;
657, an increase during the month Of
81, 345.627. The circulation based on
bonds is S21G.5lO.Ol4.
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LoW RATEs DENIED.

Western Association Roads Refuse to Fa-
vOr the W. c. 7. ..
CHICAGO, Nov. S.-The roads in the
Western Passenger association have
refused to make a rate of one fare for
the round trip for visitors to the Wom-
ems Christian Temperance union. which
is 10 be held in St Louis about the
middle of the present month. The
best rate that the roads will make is
one and One-third fare for the round
trip The roads Of the Central passen-
ger committee will make a rate of one
fare for the round trip from all points
in their territorF.
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ACCIDENT INSURANCE CASE.
A Peculiar Point to Be Tested in the Kan
sas City Courts.

a Peculiar Point to Be Tested in the Kan-
sas City Courts.
KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Nov. 3.-Attorney
L J. Ringolsky has been retained to
prosecute Fred Watt, the slayer OF
Morris Landa. Watt has engaged At
torney Ralph Latshaw to defend him.
There will be an interesting legal con-
troversy over $4,000 in accident insur.
anee which Mr.. Landa carried when
be was killed. The companies refuse
to pay the insurance because q
clause in the policy provided
that the company was not liable
in the event Of an injury perpetrated
by the willful act of the insured or
any other person. Attorney Ringolsky
will arsrUe that there is a great distiuc-
tion between injury and death in this
case; that if Mr.. Landa had been shot
and not killed he could not collect ac-
cident insurance, but death resulting
from the shooting, the insurance must
be paid.
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BALTIM0RE, Nd, Nov. 3.-The rumor
that Bishop Keane is to be made CO.
adiutor archbishop Of Baltimore, with
a right to succession, is being widely
circulated ia Catholic circles and is be-
lieved- by many. 1t is certain that
Cardinal Gibbons has practically taken
charge of the bishops future. While
he was rector Of the Catholic univer-
sity bishop Keane was looked upon as
the logical successor to Cardinal Glib
beus as archbishop Of Baltimore, but
within the last two years Immediately
preceding his removal sous opposition
&c this plan has developed.
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ABOUT ROYAL CROWNS.

William the Conqueror, before the
conquest Of England, wore only the cap
Of French DUE, but after that event
added a coronet with points,
The marquis crown bears four
strawberry leaves and four pearls. In
France the strawberry leaves are re-
placed by leaves Of parsley wrought in
gold.
The oldest crown preserved among
The royal regalia of Great Britain ls
that which was worn by Charles H.,
being made for him at his coronation
In 1860.
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ARKANSAS FARMER DUELlsTs.
They FAN Out Over Line Fence and Settle
It with Guns.

MENA, Ark, Nov 3.-Johu Middle
ton and James Irby lived 16 miles east
of here on adjoining farms A division
fence dispute arose. Last Saturday
Middleton was repairing the fence
when Irby came along with a gun.
Hot words followed. Middleton left
and went to the house, but soon ap-
peared with his gun, and on an invita-
ton by Middleton to come and ''shoot
it out like men," both men went to
shooting. Irby was hit and instantly
killed. Middleton gave himself up to
the sheriff.
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DEFY THE LAWS.
SerIOus Trouble Between Whites and Ne
erOes at GOldsbOFO, n. G.

SERIOUS Trouble Between Whites ana Nc
grOes at GOldsbOrO, N. C.
GoLDsBoRo, n. c., Nov, 3.-An incen-
diary speech made here by Frank
Baker, a colored republican of Dudley,
caused a clash between white and
colored citizens yesterday. A mob Of
over $50 negroes, armed with knives,
pistols and clubs, marched through the
city and defed the law. The sheriff
and city authorities, finding them
selves unable to cope with the mob,
called upon the Goldsboro rifles for as
sistance. This action had the effect of
guelling the disturbance, which for a
time looked as if a riot were imminent.
The negroes repaired to hall in their
locality and held a meeting The
militia is still at the armory, ready for
any emergency. The fire department
has also been ordered to be ready.
More trouble is expected.
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The JeweIed serpent,s Headdress.

In Italy the peasantry talk of the
'jeweled serpent" and the wonderful
crown or chaplet which he wears This
serpent, which the naturalists claim is
as mythical as the legendary hoop
snake, is held in great reverence by
the ignorant Italians, and many Curl
Gus stories are told about his crown.
The crown is believed to be separate
from the snakes head, and to lie COM
posed of natural jewels Of great occult
power. Occasionally jeweled serpent
lays his crown aside while foraging,
and if it is found and picked up by
some person at this time it will work
veal or woe, according to the time of
day. Insanity, the Italians claim, is
caused by people discovering and pick
ing up serpent crowns in the early
morning, before the dew is of the
grassl-St Louis Republic.
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HEROES LOSE THEIR LIVES.
Two Hen Killed and Others Hurt in Cole
liery Explosion.

Two Men Killed and Others Hurt in Cole
liery Explosion.
ASHLAND, Pa, Nov. 1.-Two persons
were instantly killed and four others
badly injured yesterday afternoon by
an explosion in Packer No. Scolliery.
The killed are: John Holleran, aged 50
years, and Joseph Fam, aged 40 years.
Thomas Walsh, John MeGraw, Nicho-
las Mack and John Korler were badly
injured, the former probably fatally.
The men were engaged in driving a
tunnel and had bored a hole in the
rock, which they charged with powder.
The fuse was attached and lighted by
Walsh, while the others ran to a place
of safety. After lighting the fuse,
Walsh started after his comrades, but
his clothing caught on a spike and held
him fast He cried for assistance and
the men promptly responded. They
had scarcely reached the spot before
the explosion occurred.
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The readers OF this papse vii Be pleassd
% learn that Tiers IS 81 least enc dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure &c
en- It's stages, aud tHst is Gatsfrh. Hal.is
Cassrrh Cure Is the Gully positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Eatsrrb
being q constitutional disease, requires q
constitutional treatment Hairs Catsrrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon tue blood and mucous surfaces Of The
Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith Ia its cura.
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars Tor sHy case tllst it fails 20 cure.
Send for kst of testimonials.
Address J. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, Q.
Sold By Druggists, 75o.
Halls Family Pills are the best
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nkaAEslE III Oct Sos Uncle BUY.
1e1 ~ las 4ez7
1ais house q year ago b rec oers, cIesi
last evening" sged q years. Iiefss
vas astscled Ia the night by four men.
who barned his feet aad hands. and
held nm on q rsd=hot coke ssoys until
he was forced 70 reveal the hiding
plsce Of s.. 200 ia cash Which tRe yil'
iains secured, leBgiBg the old man
bound bad gagged. eaasrens and
ethsF ailments followed the tsYsEe
trsatmeut. FAD death came 10 hls 70
les Tas psgileG who ssEaHlIgd Asg
Ag HsEss RssB EaSHe
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PEEeFEI3. Ills N0vs 3-At The
ssi5s sa-sscs IA zsiAes vest
os hers s 1se. yg3ie-i started Yesterday
aEteFaceB, destroyed a large corn crab
known as the Boggs elevator, tho
grocery store OF }. y. Good and the
lumber yard Of David Trip, intending
She Office. The elevator had a capaeIty
OF q. GO aud Wss partly oiled with
eegn. Goods stock was insured, but
the building vas not Tbs latter vas
he property Of James Nabb. The frs
Originated IA she cara eFie. sad L sap
zssed t. h8Fe hssB esassd ey 3 2ssss
ilfo; 8 asiigs fFassAS lgais
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A GOOD HAUL.
Sneak Thieves Get $4,000 Worth Of Jewel
~ at st, IOseph.

Sneak Thieves Get $4,000 Worth Of Jewell
~ at st. Joseph.
ST. JOSEPH, No, Nov, 8.-Sometime
during the parade here Saturday night
thieves entered the jewelry store Of A.
Wendover & Co. and stole about So, 600
worth Of diamonds and jewelry. The
proprietor and his assistants had been
watching the parade and talking with
some friends near the entrance of the
store. For a few minutes Mr.. Wend-
over was left alone and was accosted
by a stranger On some trivial matter.
and while thus engaged, it is supposed,
pals stole four trays Of diamonds and
other valuables.
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Lutheran League.

CHICAGO, Nov. 3.-The second annual
convention of the Lutheran League of
America will be held in this city No
vember II to 20. It was organized a
year ago at Pittsburgh and claims a
membership already of $4,000. There
are leagues in eight states. ANY sOei-
ETY. connected with "a Lutheran church
is eligible. Among the speakers who
have accepted invitations to be present
are Rev. a. C. Swinsou, of Kansas, and
S. B. Rarnitz. OF Iowa
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CIalmed He ~ IO4 60 O1d.

LEAvENWoRTH, Kan, Nov. 3.-Patsy
Hamilton, generally known as Kelley,
died at the county Jail of old age and
was buried at the expense of the
county. It is claimed that his age was
lO4 years. In 1871 he was sent to the
state asylum for the insane. In 1878
he was returned as an ineurable, since
which time lac has been an inmate OF
the county Jail.
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Left Destitntel

Not Of worldly goods, but of all earthly
comfort, is the poor wretch tOrmented by
malaria. The fell scOurge is, however, shorn
Of its thong in advance by Hostetter' Stom-
ach Bitters, its only surs preventive and
remedy. Dyspepsia, biiousness, cons6pG-
ton, rheumatism, nervousness and kidney
complaints are also among the bodily attic
tons which this benefcent medicine over
comes with certainty, Useis systematically
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sPAIN's ARMY IN oURA.

From March 8, 1895, to Month Ago 1885,
551 Men Had Been Sent.
HAVANA, Oct 80 The military
status in Cuba has undergone a COM
plete change within recent days by the
heavy augmentation of Spanish troops
and the opening of an aggressive fall
campaign. The Spanish forces arriv'
ing at Cuba from March 8, 1895, up to
one month ago, are placed at 165, 55l
men, distributed as follows: Forty one
generals, 62s chiefs, 5,s44 officials and
1853, 9S7 soldiers, including infantry,
cavalry. artillery and engineers.
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An ex-Confederate Diplomat Dead

LEADvILLE, Col, Nov. 3.-Henry s.
Stotesbury, who, during the civil war,
held q high position in the diplomatic
service of the confederate states, and
made several trips to England in an
endeavor 10 induce that government to
grant belligerent rights to the eonfed-
crate states. died here last night.
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AHsfsi blast

WuKEsaABEE, Pa, Noz. 3.-TWe men
we're killed sad ons fatally injured BY
q pFsmaturs explosion h the Rock
tunael Of The Wyoming Gosi Co Satus.
dsy night ghs hilled are Isnatips
Bgoyaissl saa August Bgogall Joe
Eas iallg lss
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A Tennessee 1Iurderer's Suicide

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Nov. 3-Pres
Bradford, who shot and killed Deputy
Sheriff Haley in Henry county Friday,
went 10 his father-in-law's house last
night, ate a hearty meal, and, walking
cut into the yard, shot himself dead.
he had been hiding since the morning
Of the shooting.
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HOLD UP A TRAIN.
Daring Robbers Stop q Katy Express, but
Get Little Booty.


Get Little Booty.
ARDMORE, ]. T., Nov. 3.-The Mis-
souri,, Kansas & Texas southbound
passenger train was held up by train
robbers and robbed about one mile
south Of Alvarado, Tex. at about 7:iG
last night. But little treasure was
secured. The robbery was a most
daring one. The bandits are sup
posed to be headed for the In
dian territory. Officers on the border
have been notified and are on the alert.
The sheriff at Cleburne, Tex, has been
asked to come and bring bloOdhOunds
to the scene Of the robbery, and to
take the trail of the gang Texas
officers will leave on special trains for
the scene
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SPECIAL TRAIN WRECKED.
John P. Irish's Tour Through Nebraska
MARRIED by-an Accident.

John P. Irisfl's Tour Through Nebraska
MARRIED by an Accident.
MALCOLM Neb., Nov. 3.-The special
train bearing John P Irish, who was
following the Bryan train in the inter
ests Of the gold standard democratic
ticket, collided with q freight train
east of Malcolm. The collision
smashed the engine of the Irish train
and completely demolished the ca
boose of the freight train. John M.
Tipling, Of Lincoln, commercial trav-
eler, was caught in the eaboose and
killed. The special was provided with
another engine and went on to York
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The PUBLIC DEBT.
ncle Sans Deficit for October Was Nearly
Eirht Millions.

Uncle Sans Deficit for October Was Nearly
Eight Millions.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 3.-The monthly
comparative statement of the receipts
and expenditures of. the United States
shows the total receipts for the month
of October to have been S96, 232, 1929, as
compared with S27, 1901, 74S for October,
1895. The disbursements during the
month aggregated s38, 97S, 277, showing
deficit for October of 1855. 45S, as
compared with the deficit of Sc, 6O1, 687
for October last year, The total deficit
since July /, 1896, is $32, $50, ST.
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SIX Hundred 1tsliaa Iauuieranis

NET Y3RE. Nov Ask hnudEeG
Tfsfinnz Esc,s5-l aszri-is $50 F-S17t.
day Tie Immigration authorities
learned that most Of the 6ep1ese aud
Sioiliar passengers we're bound south,
end i was said it vas their intention
to work il The Louisiana eanebrakss
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The Ladies'

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use Syrup Of Figs,
under all conditions, makes ittheir favOrite
remedy. To get the true and genuine
article, look for the name OF the California
Fig Syrup Company, printed near the bot
tom of the package. For sale by allrespOn-
sihle nrHPpists.
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Gold Wild In AnstnIia.

MELBOURNE, Nov. a-The gold yield
Of the colony Of Victoria for the first
thFee-quarters Of the present year
amounts to 5s6s572 ounees, an increase
Of 81, 600 ounces over the same period OF
1895.
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''DOROTHV says she was disappointed in
England "Why was thatl" Things didn't
look so English as she thought they would. "
Chicago Record.
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BEAUTIFUL heiress latter the ball)-
'tAaTy, go back to the hall and see if per
haps there are any more lieutenauts kneel-
ing about. "-FhegeRde Blaetter.
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GER little learnin' may be en- dani'us
ting" said Uncle Eben, "bUt / doan' be
Ieve DAT it's nigh ez danj'us ez no learnin'
tall. Washington Star.
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TEDDV-"I tell you it's So" Nellie-'T
say it is nOt.n Teddy-"WeI, mamma says
it's so; and If mamma says it's so, it's so
even if it isn't so "-Harper's Round Table.