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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
Ireland to be Greed by the Dutch,
and They Had No Delegate.

Mr.. McKenna was aw are that gen.
tie feud had existed between Mr.. Doc
ley and Mr. Schwartzm eister. the Ger
man saloon-keeper down Archey road.
for some years. 1t was based upon
racial differences, but had been &C
cented when Mr.. SchwartZmeister put
In pool-table. OF course. there was
no outburst. When the two met on
the street Mr.. Dooley saluted his neigh
Dor cordially. in these terms: Good
nobben Hair Schwartzmeister. an vas
magst too yet. me brave buckor' To
which Mr.. Schwartzmeister invariably
retorted; "Pp chapers, Tooley, where
you haf been all der time, by chapers?
But this was mere etiquette. In the
publicity of their own taverns they en-
tertained no great regard for each
other, Mr.. Schwartzmester said a
friend OF his had been poisoned by Mr.,
Dooley's beer and Mr. Dooley con-
fessed that he would rather go to a
harness-shop for whisky than to Mr..
SchwartZmeister's Consequently. Mr..
McKenna was much amazed TO learn
that Mr. Schwartzmeister had been en-
tertained by the philosopher. and that
they had paraded Archey road arm-in-
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
ENCOURAGE THE BOYS.

One day visitor to the school found
Sydney Smith during play hours alb
sorbed in the study of Virgil, gave the
lad a shilling. and with 1t a few kind
words of sympathy and praise. Clever
boy, clever boy" exclaimed the strang
err, that is the way to conquer the
world" Such unlocked for encourage
ment broke like a CLEAN of sunshine
across the dreary and troubled life of
the neglected boy. and reused within a
capable heart the laudable ambition
for distinction. Sydney Smith never
forgot that man, and to the end of his
days paised his deed, The stranger
went his way, little dreaming of the
good his pleasant words had accom-
plshed. while the lad he had cheered
soon afterward rose to the proud posi-
ton of project of the school.
"The little Ills of life" says Thack-
cray, ARE the hardest to bear. What
would the possession of a hundred
thousand year, or fame or applause
avail to gentleman who was allowed
to enjoy them only with the condition
of wearing a shoe with a couple OF
nails inside 1t? All happiness would
disappear and plunge into that shoe
All life would rankle around those
nails"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30

with me and OF further investigation l
found that 1t was the case with all
others. We wished to get in society
and we had all made the break to-
gether. our society was founded on
a purely financial basis. Having about
the same incomes, we all had bitten az
the same bait.
In fact, on quiet questioning, l found
that the highest income among our
members was $500 and the lowest $500.
Practically we were plutocracy. This
view of the case was fully corroborated
shortly after by the fact that two OF
our members falling heir to large FOR
tunes abandoned the Idyllic association
one for Newport and the other Tor
Saratoga, and the places that knew
them once knew them no more forever.
Then another man got struck by
financial blizzard; his income was sud
denly cut down to a thousand a year,
and the air no longer agreeing with
his wife's lungs, he sold out cheaply.
But the places of these three men were
taken by others who were making
about $4,000 per annum. And so, after
a year, | saw that without fail IL
mans income went over $4,000 or under
$500 we lost him.
About this time wheat dropped ten
points and my cash balance appeared
in red ink at my bankers. | held on
for few months by my eyebrows, ana
when my wife was forced to trim over
her last summers hat. and make over
my trousers for the boys, we could no
longer hide our shame, and we moved
back to the city by night and took our
old quarters over the grocery This
happened ten years ago Last summer,
in disguise, / visited and found Area
dia still In a fiourishing condition. But
the minimum of income required now
| to hold out is $4,000 instead of $500, as
| formerly There is less discord than
at first, and ! am sure that the mental
| misery endured by the members is
much reduced For time adapts men
to environments.
Thus 1 see the infidel of Arcadia Is
no longer blatant, nor are the Baptsts
now severe The Methodists dance and
the Presbyterians play cards; the pork
packer wears his coat in the dining
hall: the Jewish family have their
geese killed away from home; and the
good people with German proclivlties
have their beer delivered by the gro
Ger in boxes, marked books, and they
drink 1t indoors instead of popping
corks on the veranda at the passer-by.
| The Law of Reversion to Type is do
ing its perfect work. As dozen va
rieties of pigeons put together In a
| loft will in few years all change 70
| a plain slaty-gray, with no distinguish
able difference between individuals, SO
| have the residents of Arcadia reverted
| to a type. And II there are no pro-
nounced virtues In Arcadia, neither are
| there fragrant faults. All voice the
same words when approached; all make
| the same movements under any certain
set of conditions: and very dun is the
| psychologist who cannot anticipate any
| and every opinion they may express.
The Earring pains of life are reduced
| to the minimum the problems are
| solved-all are content-'0r a smooth
| lawn with terra Gotta dogs gives q
| peace to the possessor that even rell-
! gion cannot lend
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
Davis Declaration Doomed.

Washington. Jan. 21.-The prediction
is freely made by members of the
House Committee on Foreign Affairs
that IL the proposed reaffirmation OF
the Monroe doctrine is adopted by the
Senate and sent over to the House
for action, IL will be allowed to rest
quietly in the committee files. A can
vass of more than a majority of both
Republican and Democratic members of
the committee failed to discover any
member who endorsed 1t. One of the
foremost authorities on diplomatic mat
ters in the House said he deemed II
very poor diplomacy to take any steps
tending to increase the tension between
this Government and Great Britain In
what practically amounted to a crisis.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
lNDlANSGR0WING U ely.
TROUBLE LOOKED FOR IN JACK
SONS HOLE SOON.
A Leader Among Them Named jack
son Wants Teter's Place, and is
Trying to Get Rid of Him.

Helena, Mont, Jan. 23.-Private ad
vices received here today by letter are
to the effect that the Indians In Jack
sons Hole are commencing to grow
restless, and trouble of a serious ma
ture is daily expected.
T. Z. Crawford, who commanded one
of the posses at Jackson's Hole last
year. is the recipient of news relative
to the situation there. The Bannock
Indians have been made to believe by
d man named Jackson, husband of a
half breed wife, that If Agent Teter
could be gotten out of the way, he
would succeed him. With this idea in
mind, they attacked Teter's house, at
tempting to carry him off bodily. They
failed to carry out their mission. The
letter goes on to state that the Indians
are well-armed, and that a general up
rising is looked for any day. The In
dian leaders are big Neck" Saga
vance," Big Horse" and Red Bear. y
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
THE KELLEY INSTITUTE,

A direct, authorized branch of the
parent house at Dwight, H., has
opened at 1855 w. Second North, Salt
Lake City, on the line of the street
railway running to Warm Springs.
For the treatment Of the liquor and
opium habits, with Lesley E. Kelley
Company's double chloride of golC
remedies.
The institute Is under the manage.
ment of DIR. ]. w. st. John, who has
been at work with and in the employ
of the Lesley E. Kelley Company fol
the past four years. The treatment
and management Of patients will bt
dentically the same as at Dwigh
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
For Holiday Dinners and Dances.

There is a preference this season for
giving dinners and small dances rather
than great balls during the holidays.
The small and early Cinderella dances
at Sherry's, ending at the stroke of II,
have a pretty cotillon beginning at 3,
and the leader is chosen from among
the most popular men in the society.
A dinner is given to ones most Intimate
friends at home entertainments, and
large circle culled from ones visiting
list is invited for dancing at a later
hour. The gowns for the girls who dine
and dance. from the latest debutante
up to those of the young matrons, are
this year more often of white satin
than of any other fabric, and are va
ried In many ways But they all have
one thing in common-the full fiaring
skirt. which barely touches the floor, If
IL does not escape 1t. Demi-trains are
rare, and full trains are worn only by
brides, not even by dowagers who keep
up with the times.
The skirt for this dancing gown is
that one of Paquin's which has proved
itself most popular for gowns of many
kinds, the nine-gored skirt with the
front breadth folded deeply at the top
in a wide box-pleat. and allowed TO
flare below. The other breadths are
| narrower, and are shaped at the tor
with reference to the individual wearer
| some being plainly fitted by darts OF
! the sides and pleated across the back
| others of very thin fabrics being gath
| cred and shirred in little clusters, while
| stiu others have small pleats on tht
| sides All are lined throughout, ant
are interlined around the foot from ter
to eighteen inches deep with any favor
lite stiff material, but none are stiffene6
up to the belt in the back. The rubbe'
strap inside just below the hips Is NJ
longer so much used. Instead shor
straps in a line are put tight or tei
inches above the foot to hold the side
and back in what appears TO be natura
folds. For some reason the balayeus
rufiie has almost entirely disappeared
/ and the foot of the skirt is finished a
plainly as possible with merely sean
joining the outer and inner sides togeth
err, or else 1t is narrowly faced with vel
veteen or with wool skirt braid, apple
in the old fashioned way. fat-not a
blnding.-Harper's Bazaar
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30

1t is possible to conceive of a banker
who, possessing large ability and great
influence. and observing that his coun-
try suffers because its finances are in
disorder. coming forward, impelled by
feelings of patriotism to offer, without
hope of money reward. his advice and
his assistance in the work of restoring
order and confidence. Such a man, per-
forming such a service, would deserve
and he would receive honor from his
countrymen The land is filled with
bankers, great and small, but where
among them appears figure of this
kind in the present crisis? Instead,
there looms up before a nation bewild-
cred and befooled by the public press
quite another figure. 1t is that of the
variety of banker who first procures
the rejection of one of the money met
ais; who then instructs the dull-witted
people that there can be no other sound
money than the remaining metal; who
then proceeds to corner the gold which
could not have been cornered had silver
been retained and who, finally, making
the Treasury IL the United States his
victim and The peace and honor of the
country his plaything, proceeds to
thimble-riT gi1g operations. With one
hand he Crcates panic; with the other
he despolis me wealth-producers of the
fruits of their toll. He intimidates the
newspapers; he COWS other bankers who
wish to be decent and honest; he DULLES
members of Congress so that they dare
not speak in defense of their constitu-
ents; he creates reign of terror in
which 1t is hardly safe for free Amer
lean citizen even to hint at the fact
that his policy is that of the brigand
and the thief. In truth, the perfor-
mances of Captain Kidd were the mere
| frolicsome gambols of an innocent child
compared with the plundering of this
| bandit who makes the prosperity OF a
| great nation his prey, and the Treasury
| of the richest country in the world a
mere conduit to turn into his pockets
| the gains filched from the possession OF
| honest observation-disclosures
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
AFRAID OF SWEEPSTAKES.
ARIZONA AND NEW MEXICO
HAVE NO HOPE.
The Decision Has Been Made that
No More Silver Senators Shall be
Added to Congress.

Chicago, Jan. 1S.-The Posts Wash
ington special says: Disappointment
awaits the people of New Mexico and
Arizona. They have been knocking for
admission into the Union for many
years, but the decree has gone forth
that their prayers be left unanswered
another two years. They can thank
Speaker Reed and his little combine
for this dose of disappointment brewed
for their consumption. The explana-
ton offered is that it is deemed of the
highest importance to check any fur
Their growth of silver strength in the
Senate, and the best way to do that is
to prevent any increase of representa-
ton from the mountain region. There
fore the House committee on Terri
tories will not report bills for the adj
mission of the Territories named until
too late for action by this Congress.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
AMERICA "ovERsET.

They have translated our National
hymn into French, and this is as near
as they can come to II;
oh, mon pays, je t'appartiens!
Doux pays de hberte,
Cest toll que je chante!
Terre GU sont morris mes aieux,
Terre qui fait rorgueil de celui qui la
parcourt,
De ohaque flame de la montague
Laisse s'envoler la liberte,
Translated back into English II be-
comes:
oh, my country! l belong to thee!
Sweet country of liberty,
1t is thee that ! sing.
Land where are dead my ancestors.
Land which makes the pride of him who
travels through it,
From each iank of the mountain
Let fly away liberty.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
UTAH AS A STATE.
One Line of Trade which Reaps a
Benefit.

The cl ange TO State te
necessary to have all Court seals, and
such notorial and cooperative seals as
have the word Territory in them
changed. Also many rubber stamps
have to be renewed and changed
A firm in Ogden, Utah, 8. j. Griffin,
does much Of this work, in fact most
of it, for, altho' in business but three
years he has by liberal use of print
ers ink, built up trace second to
none in the west in his line. Any one
having this sort of work to re done
will 10 well to send to the above ad-
dress where 1t will receive immme-
date attention. See his advertise
ment in another column.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
NEZ PIERCE,
POTLATCII,

PALOUSE.
These are the names of three great
agricultural and fruit growing dis
tricts In Idaho and Washington,
reached by the Northern Pacific rail-
road.
They each adjoin the other an
together form region hard to equal.
The Polouse region has been noted for
its Earyelous grain production. The
Potlatch country is analogous to the
Palouse.
The Nez Perez region lies south OF
the others and has until recently been
part OF great Indian reservation.
500, 900 acres of it have been thrown
open to settlement and. its.lands can
be bought upon cheap prices and
terms. Write to Charles S Fee, Gen.
eral Passenger Agent, N. p. Il. r.,
st. Paul. Minnesota, or F. ID. Gibbs,
General Agent, Spokane, for folder
and rates
Judge Baker, OF the United States
District court at Indianapolis, handed
down a decision on the National Lin.
seed OIL trust case in which the deet
OF trust to the National Linseed OF
company is upheld but the trust 1.
| held to be illegal, the company an II
only capable of holding property unit
suit Is filed by the proper persons TIL,
Attorney-General of Illinois has jus
filed this suit
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30

Don't forget the G.and Opera
House in Salt Lake City. The best
dramatic company in the West. All
of the players are derect from New
YORK City, Presenting high-class
modern plays in finished manner
Change Of bill each week. Prices 25c,
35c, and SOC.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30

A dispatch from Panama says: Gen.
Antonio Ezeta and his alleged fill
busters against San Salvador have
reached here on board the Barclay
Golden" The captain of the port, the
chief of police and other officials board
er her Immediately after she came to
anchor. Capt. Manson and Manuel Ca
sin, one of EZeta's friends, came ashore
with the officers. They stated that the
Barclay Golden's" papers were all
right and they did not anticipate any
trouble
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
AT THE NEW woMAN's CLUB.

1t was at a meeting OF the New Wo-
mans club. The president had just
arrived, breathless, twenty minutes af-
ter the appointed time for the meeting
to open. You must excuse me, ladies,
my clock Is ten minutes behind hand,
and took the wrong car and had to
walk six blocks" said the president,
tanning herself with the ireasurer's re-
port.
In the midst Of the murinur OF SYM
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
Discrimination Alleged.

Washington, Jan. 23.-Representative
Hermann of oregon today introduced
resolution reciting that unjust dis
elimination has been shown in the pro-
motion of certain army officers and
calling on the President for informa-
ton why Coils. Shafter and Merriam
have not been advanced in rank.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30

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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1896-01-30
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SALT LALE CITY, UTAH
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eueral Wholesale Ats.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-09-12

"wHOoPl wIOOPEEp'
did 50 tough looking man, about 40
years old, began to remove his coat and
asked:
mister, is your bar fighter"
Hes very savage" was the reply.
$50 am |, and I'll BIT you $40 l kin
lick your bar III five minits. "
You keep away from him or he'll
make strings of you. See how badly he
wants to get at you. "
Eyes, an l wanter git at him jist as
bad Wanter bet with me?'
"No, sir. Hore-what are you going
to do?'
"Goin to lick that b ar outer his butes
in far bout Everybody stand back
and here goes! Whoop! Whoopeer
The agent grabbed for him, but he
was too late. The bear seemed to be
aware of the mans intention and was
ON his hind feet to receive him. but
there was "a surprise party in store for
that animal. The man ran in on him
and gave him a blow which rolled him
over, and he got up to be kicked and
banged about until his courage suddenly
anu bIlb DOIt.
He received two or three good ones as
he went, and the man would have
climbed after him had he not been seized
and held. He had licked that bear in
just four minutes, and that without re-
ceiving scratch, and as he put on his
coat he looked around and said:
81 told you | could do it, an 1 hev.
I've fit all sorts Of bars from a black
cub to a full grown grizzly, an know
my gait. Say, if there are any other
bars along this railroad hankerin to
chaw some human critter up jist let me
know an I'll serve 'em out! Hump!
Why, l ortcr hev put on my overcoat an
mittens to tackle that varmint up therel
He wouldn't fight bunch of shingles
in dark night"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-09-12

Why suffer LONGER with liver and stomach
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