The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1896-11-01
JOKES AMOUR TIE WHEEL.

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JOKES ABoUr TIE WHEEL.
COMPLIED FROM VARIOUS NEWSPAPERS.
from current Literature
Hoax-I hear that sIgggs has sold his bicycle
and bought a horse:
Joax-Ses; a foolish change.
J~oax-From wheel to whoa.
"Myl' said the visitor. who called in 1909;
Yes; ,nS,sS'" ss;$ his fond mothsF; "hoi.
Tho new woman is no longer fat,Cued. she
now becomes bicycle tired.
She-Oh. Jack! Do you know. Mr.. Gibon
pnnctuated his tire yesterday
He-Sou mean punctured, my dear.
She-Well, any way. he came to q full stop.
That's q curious typographical error" said
M nrIste r1T Tbe Viking az hse .'!le Oh 'h's new BOOK Is
Vel; WY noti asked Partridge. what
"Why. hiking. oughtn't III"
az second The motion" said the man on the
rear of the tandem.
Jnpi,ss-Whet Is the charge against the pri.-
Yer Honor. the earth accuses the sun Of
scorching: he's an old offender"
Hazlet-Hello, Wheeler, You're quite prodi-
gal or exercise since you got thSt wheel.
Wheeler-Yes. I'm out for the fatted calf.
Proficient Bicyolist-well. old chap. how are
Commencing Bicyclist-Thank you, not badly;
but i find can get OF better.
why. Mr.. Portly. you are all done mp. what's
the matter
But you don't ride a Wheel"
No, but the other fellow doos."
s~corcher-Thirty dollars, Ell That's nothing.
! had q bicycle snit that cost 81 900.
Tandrm-Who took your measured
Scorcher-A Jury.
"St. Peter. what allied that crowd that came
up to the gates and went away just now ~
OF they were crauks, and wouldn't como In
because we didn't have asphalt pavements."
The question Of the propriety ofriding a wheel
until the Pope issues q bicyclical on the subject.
Dealer-Irl sell you that wheel for $50. It
weighs twenty-five pounds.
Rube Scudder from Cearfoss Crossroads)-
WHY, my boy. Alb bought one for twenty.nv
t'other dav that weighed ninety pounds. You
can't soak me. by gum.
Protessor,,Now. sprocxets, give me some ac-
sprockets-He was a NEUROLOGICAL god with .
bicycle stoop. and invented the ball bearing.
"Idon't want the wheel. It's too heavy"
lighter"
Tho Profes.or-This little incident forcibly
reminds me of tho fable of Ixion and his wheel,
Bodkins. 's7-'scuse me. cir. but what kind of
wheel did the gentleman rider
II really think that the bike was tho cause
Of MscNao d marrying Miss smither'."
Mot at ali. Yon see. they were thrown so
much in each others society"
Mr.. Hiland-The bicycle is being very widely
adopted by the military authorities OF tho diff
ferent nations.
Mrs. Hiland-I suppose that in actual warfare
running over them.
First wheelman IN beginner)-Stranee how n
fellow will run into things when he fret begins
10 ride.
get my wheel.
When Mrs. Tom Scorch asked her husband
what kind OF meat he would have for dinner,
that enthusiastic wheelman replied: Guess
we'd better have a little bicycle meet" And
they did.
He-what is the name Of your wheel7
She-Do you mean The namet tho maker Rivea
It or the names papa called it when he fell over
it in the hall night before lastG
is displacing the horse!"
1t is. indeed. Yesterday I found a piece of
rubber tire In my sausage"
Count that day lost whose low descending sun
Hath not beheld at least q ten-mile run.
I'm tired. give me Air!' r~sped the bicycle as
It fell on Its side.
Hedges-sapp is continually falling on his
wheel.
Rose-What can you expect from q fellow who
isn't well balanced
Helen-Whatm makes you think that Eve rode
q bicycle in the Garden of Eden?
Larkins-Merely inference. The Bible says
she was the FIRST woman to fall.