The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1896-01-29
Pebbles.

GIRLPEKT says his house is Queen
Anne in front and Mary Ann at back.
TEACHER: "What was Joan of Arc
maid Off" Bright pupil: "Made of
dust"
The BEST COUGH CURE is Shiloh's
Cure. A neglected cough is dangerous.
Stop il at once with Shiloh's Cure. For
sale by w. E. Terrill & Co.. Montpelier.
VT.
KENTRY: Sis your fiat ireprooi?"
Towne: "You'd think so, if you'd
shivered there all winterl"
THERE is one variety of cake that the
small boy will not seize upon with
avdity, namely, the cake of soap.
CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED by
the use of Shilohs Cure. This great
cure is the only known remedy for that
terrible disease. For sale by W. E.
Terrill & Co., Montpelier, VT.
BOBBY: Papa, Jack Mason said
his father gave him fifty cents, an"
Papa: " Wel?" Bobby: "I'd like to
say the same of you
TOMMY: Paw, what does the paper
mean by practical Christianity" Paw:
"Practical Christianity is the kind that
does not interfere with mans bust
ness"
A BABY's LIFE SAVED" My baby
had Group, and was saved by Shiloh's
Cure" writes Mrs. j. b. Martin of
Huntsville, Ala. For sale by W. E.
Terrill & Co., Montpelier, Vt.
HE: Higbee would have run
through his fortune in year if it hadn't
been for his wife" She: "How did
she prevent it?" He: "She spent it
herself"
"YoU really love me, lieutenant?"
sob, my dear, if yon could but take
the temperature of my heart, you would
find it registering ninety degrees Fab
renheit."
NERVES ON EDGE.-"I was nervous,
tired, irritable and cross. Ksrl's Glover
Root Tea has made me well and happy"
Mrs. E. B. Worden. For sale by W. E.
Terrill & Co., Montpelier, Vt.
"Now, want the room painted a
very delicate color-a sort of pale,
grayish- pink, rose tint-in fact, maid
ems -blush color" eyes, miss; about
what age, miss?"
ANXIOUS MOTHER: "Has Mr.. Bash
full proposed yetp" Daughter: "Not
exactly; but last evening, when was
holding little Dick in my lap, Mr.. Bash,
ful went to the piano and sang Would
1 Were Boy Again."
PILLS Do NOT CURE.-Pills do not
cure constipation. They only aggra-
vate. Karl's Clover Root Tea gives
perfect regularity of the bowels. For
sale by W. E. Terrill & Co., Mont
pelier, VT.
OUR tiny morsel of humanity was in
tently watching the building of wall.
Presently she came running in, bub-
bling over with excitement, "Oh,
daddy, do tum and see re men buttering
re bricksl
HENDERSON has perpetrated what he
conceives to be the best bicycle joke on
record. He asks, " When is man like
certain South American republic?"
and the answer is, "When he's a
wheeler" Do you tumble?
A GREAT GERMANS PRESCRIPTION.
Diseased blood, constipation, and
kidney, liver and bowel troubles are
cured by Karl's Clover Root Tea. For
sale by w. E. Terrill & Co., Mont
pelier. Vt.
DON'T you think we lave had about
enough of big sleeves? There is actu-
ally Scriptural injunction against
them, and you can find it if you turn to
Ezekiel xiii: Is. ''Thus saith the Lord:
woe to women who sew pillows into all
arm. holes" Now, will you stop?
THAT'S too awfully mean for any
thing!" exclaimed Mrs. Homespun;
"there's that lamp chimney broke that 1
have had for more than a yearl l
never did see such luckl" And it was
only day or two ago that she was COM
planning because chimney that was
bought only the day before had burst
into atoms. Really, there is no suiting
some women.