New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-07-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


Two babies in English. Ind. have recently oeeA
christened Abraham Lincoln Ulysses Grant VIII.
lam Mckinley, and Thomas Jefferson Andrew Jack
son James Monroe William Jennings Bryan.
Police Captain to lieutenanD-We can congratu.
late ourselves having closed up every
When 90 you , tnRa mo
Gazette.
Buffalo Jones. Of Oklahoma says that no 10 60
Ing 10 yoke a pair OF bufaloes TO accompany Bryan
about the country and head the big PROFESSIONS
Wild asses OF the desert would be more appropriate.
Sanctum Mysteries.-Humorst Wife-What n
the world are you sending al n these fo1
Humorst~Yes, my dear. bu. the editor who sc.
lecs the mater Io nd tnhs all he new q
him.-(NewYork Weekly.
THE Law Times" OF London, calls attention to
the fact that the Prvy Council. Of which the Cab
met Is merely a committee unknown to the law.
has entirely ceased to hold meetings for purposes OK
dellberation and has become a body OF merely
ceremonial nature So completely. however. have
the functions OF the two bodies been dissociatcd
that whereas the Privy Council cannot meet ex'
cept under the presidency of the sovereign the SOW
eregn cannot constitutionally preside at meeting
Of the Cabinet.
A POPULIST SONG.
Oh, We are rollickIng. frolicking Pops!
We can talk. II We wish. I'LL the universe sto0A
Our finances short and our whiskers arc lons'
And that's why
For various changes. both startling and now
We want a whole lot.
Though don't know just what;
Most any Old thing $50 It's differenD Will do
serenely we're looking ahead to the day
When almonds won't cost near as much as oaied
And blue glngham shirt. when we've counted our
-<oV
And that's why
We're here TO apply
For share OF the spells which we reckon ON
And we don't have to wait
For for debate
Most any old cause $50 It's difereno will do
-(Washngton star.
Young woman in a Maine town. who recently
played cards for three hours one evening. died the
next day. and local clergyman took the incident
as a text for sermon In which he declared that her
| death was a judgment sent by God 10 indicate HIS
| condemnation of card-playing. But the next weeks
| man dropped dead while carrying food to starving
| family, and his sudden death declared to be an
evidence that God approved Of his errand OF mercy
| and therefore took him home.
In Essex they sell land; and no doubt simpiiciss..
usually on the side OF the buyers -, Sacn h was ay
| when says THE Essex County Chronicle" mo
chased some real estate whether he would IKE 2
| free conveyance No. said the new proprietor
The Washington Post" tells story Of young
| man in Washington who came TO this city the o'h
| day not because he wanted 10 see NewYork, OF PC
cause he had any business here but because ne mao
q pass Of the railroads and didn't mean " .'
| a thing like that escape him. He came back yes
terday Everybody asked him what he had ses"'
| over In town. He hadn't seen anything.
well. didn't you so anywhere" asked somebody
finally.
| Not on your life." said the boy. Dye think :
was going TO pay 81 a day for a room and not use "
| ali the time"
II Might Work-Hc-If the women had a vo'el
every time they tried TO hold rally In iawG
their candidate some one would get up m,V M
opening with free ice cream soda ana work do
the meeting You don't think IL "ou'" "'
you? 49,. men
Shelf might. 1t TO work among the .n mr~
when the hated opposition has a saloon ope"''s'
with free lunch tindianapolis Journal
Miss Clara Howard Il working her way throus"
the University of California by selling newspape.
| II believe In work." she says IL think tna' o."
| woman does not need 10 allow any pecuniary Oh.
| stacles to interfere with IL. She can always ' =,
an intellectual object through manual iaoor =.
| a means 10 an end, and. besides. IT Is cohu".' -.
clearness OF thought. I believe also IN s'"p" ,s.
| physical wants for the sake OF inteiiec'"s s,,.
| ton. and tho demands Of tho unders'A. ~. IN.
tute tho highest imperative" She says ina, e''e
| tends to become philosopher; but sno "o''s
| to be a pretty good one already.
| The following arecdote OF which INC me round
General Dragomiroff Is the hero Is so - tho later
Ssnoets 81 The Coronation festivities a, nm an his
| In returning thanks for toast French Envoy.
honor by General de bosae nns another for II We
don't. who the dsvn In Europe wii'-p''0'''
ciety.