Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1896-01-23
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MRS, GRUMPY SAYS

That fashionable people may he sure
their evil deed will find them out.
That the act drop did not come down
soon enough on the Newport season.
That there Ia more cruelty 10 ami
mails In the country than In the cities,
That funeral eulogies over departed
sinners ought to be prohibited by law.
That the calcium light Is again turn
ed on the bad habits of good society,
That the affections Of women are
blnnted who only love horses and dogs.
That surgeons look upon the bicycle
IA n great help 60 their bank account.
That some missionary work In
chvr.' choirs Is suggested M likely to
do good
That some non as big M Goliath are
In their actions no larger than tho
ant.
That there seems To be an unusually
large number OF Macawbers In Wall
street
That the number of people In tho
fashionable procession who can't keep
step is sad
That stories about great people of
today are as silly rs those of Mother
Goose,
That the modern agnostc insists
upon proof that the moon IL made OF
green cheese.
That II Ia Il misfortune not TO know
whom TO keep silent when others want
to talk.
That artificial plants largely take
the place of natural ones In tho "house
beautiful"
That no woman over oonflded to her
maid who did not live to regret her
garrulity.
( That Ia Ii great compliment to
/ horses that people come 5000 miles to
admire them.
That some Of tho so-oalled Sunday
night concerts" are Disgrace to the
metropolis.
That silk and cloth merchants will
never consent to big sleeves going out
of fashion.
That impure drinking water ut sam-
mcr resorts liz accountable for much
typhoid fever.
/ That Chicago woman who enjoyed
Paris says she will never forget those
Parasites"
That there would be more money in
1 circulation II all women who 60 shop
ping bought.
That supposed harmless ilirtatlons
between married people frequently lead
to dangerous scandals.
That bargain counter and football
PUSHES are almost identical
That soon the simple, transformations
wedding Will be novelty by contrast.
Tint social distinction IL thought on
HANGED by having ones portrait
painted.
That II Is significant races ceased
when laws against gambling were en-
forced
That theater-goers protest against
81 for play not worth half the
money.
That French chefs snlff at the sav-
eral women who are teaching IA how
to cook
That the tribulations Of the socially
great are multiplying In every direc-
ton.
That one does not need to be an
acrobat to open his mouth and put his
foot In It.
That men who can, but do not. vote
ought TO be treated like the obstinate
canary.
That many agree with Charles Eliot
Norton on the woeful lack of courtesy
In public.
That there Ii a suggestive perfume
OF turkey and mince pie In the ma
tona atmosphere.
That fashionable churches are not
the ones where sinners are brought TO
repentance.
/ That a few more years Of football,
and those who come after us will be
drlyeling idiots.
That the modern cook confers
favor by coming home to prepare three
meals day.
That college students who don't go
IN for athletics" learn more than
hose who do.
I That the degree Of ID. d." to many
women Is not ecclesiastical, meaning
Dakota divorce.
That pet names are well enough
the family, but they look awful"
when printed.
That fashionable peoples indiffer-
ence TO Sunday Is more sadly pro-
nounced than ever.
That too many Episcopal vestries be-
lieye and act as II they owned the
rector. body and soul
That economy for Americans In
Europe depends upon the sacrifices
they are willing to make.
That some fashionable families only
have enough to eat when they have
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