Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1896-11-12
r.4E CONTRACTING HOTEL ROOM.
How Its Use May Increase the Income Of
the seashore BontfAos.

How Its Use May Increase the Income Of
the seAshore BontfAce.
To All Wide Awake, Hustling Hotel Men
(Conhdential):
Are you goldbugsS Are you free silver
menS Do you wish 10 increase your income
at the seashore at the ratio Of 16 30 II
II 50, Try the contracting hotel room sys-
tenn Of the Neptune Novelty company,
after first taking the precaution TO rent an
extra large bank vault or 10 erect crema-
tory for cash. The contracting hotel room
is the eighth wonder of the world and fills
a long felt want Why do so many land
lords down by the murmuring sea have
such difficulty In keeping their hostelries
filed with guests Echo answers, "Be-
cause they are not up to date; because they
are not reaping the benefits of the con.
tracing room system" They have scores
of the old style rooms about as large as a
fair sized pigeonhole or an adult coffin;
rooms so narrow that guest cannot take
full breath without cracking the wall
paper; rooms so low ceilinged that guest
can lie in bed and give fair imitation of
the human fly; rOoms so short that bat
tering ram is the only thing that will open
the door when the folding bed is down.
What is the results A would be guest
comes along with all sorts of money in his
clothes and an intense yearning for a tenn.
porary home by the sounding sea in his
heart
"I've got just SO day for hotel room, Z"
he murmurs to the clerk. "What sort of a
run do 1 get for my money!"
The clerk says 'FRONT.'" with his usual
hat1uhtxY nj and ipc nr,a
of the front boys to show the stranger the
SO rooms
Dazzled by the arc light effulgence of the
clerks 600 candle power diamond ohe
would be guest is led away to be coflinel
or pigeonholed at SO per diem. After walk
ing half mile through halls as compli
Gated and hbyrinthine as hypothetical
question to poison expert at murder
trial, the even more naughty and more I'M
personal front boy points to what seems to
be a rather large crack in the hall wall and
says, "This style, S2."
"Huh! All get is a crawl, a squeeze
and a double up for my money, eh?" the
would be guest inquiries more in sorrow
than in anger
"What do you want fer S2-the Looey
Fourteen bridal chamber and the golden
banket hall?" the front boy murmurs with
Napoleonic scorn.
$50 get this entire letter box and have
| you bring me ice water on draft, all for
ST. do I?'' the would be guest continues.
"That's all right, but how do get into
the thing? Does pair Of shoe spoons or a
| big tin funnel go with every SO layout?'
The front boy, of course, again exercises
| his Napoleonic sccrn and the stranger
| wanders off with his 50 in his inside pocket.
| He doesn't stop single day He doesn't
| even buy sea serpent cocktail. The
| pigeonhole room has scared him and his SO
| bill away, never more to return.
"But what's paltry s2?" we hear some
one murmur. 1t isn't very much, to be
sure. 1t wouldn't buy very many state
| delegates this year, for prices are unusual
fully observed:
Little silver dollars,
Little bills of green,
Often keep q landlord
| From the soup tureen.
What's the matter with packing that 90
away in the safe every night? You can do
1t as easily as you can draw up the plans
and specifications Of a big monthly hotel
bill if you try the Neptune Novelty com.
pany's contracting room system.
| By the expenditure of few dollars ev-
cry seashore hotel can be supplied with our
patent electrical, telescopic rooms Hun
dreds of them are already in use and are
giving the very best of satisfaction. II
you wish to test the innovation and wear
ever larger diamonds than you do now,
drop us a line, and our agent will call and
fully explain the greatest hotel scheme Of
tho century.
Just imagine for moment, if you can
that your hotel has been equipped with oul
patent contracting rooms. You have al
ready looked upon one SO picture, as Ham.
let said to his erring mother, and now
oblige us by casting your optics upon an.
other of the same price.
The would be guest comes along with
the SO that rightfully belongs to you in his
Clothes He wants the same priced room
he was after before, and he is ALSO filled
with the same lofty purpose to procure
more of run for his money than two cart
wheels will ordinarily buy. Your snace is