The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-06-21

when they get old? Who IS going 20 care
LOT them " they are cnu4lrs-t What is
d laat Keeps a woman young The COM
their pleasures and in their wei-being.
fh}slcallyf woman remains young long
q When she is mother. " would seem
as ~, when She let the milk OF human
hll4ness IN her heart 90 Out 10 the little
people who are flesh OF her flesh and bone
ttIiai youtl anu would never grow old
PROBABLY children may bring her trouble.
but when this trouble Is 20 bee talked
over With the man who Is the father Of
these children. when he sympathises with
the mother. helps the offender to reform
thtse Two peOple are going 20 be nearer
nearer by the hands of little children.
Sometimes ] think that women 90 not
understand the eNact meaning Oh the
word murder I wouldn't like TO be in
the boots Of some of them when the world
come 70 an end, and have 10 answer. for
the killing OF unborn children. Then IL is
vulgar. The old story of an American
family, consisting OF a man and wife and
one child, who lived In hotel, is to be de-
splsed by the woman who is az the head
Of happy home and the mother of six
boys ana girls who. by their love and
tenderness, keep her young forever.
wonder II the doctors VIII send out cir
n had a son who wished TO adopt a
profession, l should never make him
doctor.
The average physician may get his re-
ward In heaven, but he certainly doesn't
on earth. You or l tumble down the
steps and cut our heads. eat too much
anu nave dreadful PAIN work too HARD
and can't sleep; then we send for the doe
tor IN great hurry and expect him to
cure all the evils that the flesh is heir to.
When we are cured we are surprised at
MS daring TO send US a BILL and nine
times out Of ten we fight about paying IL.
We forget all about the night we had the
awful cramp and abe quickness WIKI
q E4l he IN in o..
ssh and JOY to come instead. All we
think about Is the idea Of that mas
charging so much, when he simply came
In, telt my pulse looked at my tongue
and wrote down a prescription" The
years OF study, the sympathetic manner.
the kindly words are all forgotten when
we no longer need them.
il had a son, 1 should make him a pol
ltician. II is the only profession If one
chooses to call it that where one gets
everything ana gives nothing. There is
not much difficulty in training the aver
age American to be a good liar He has
such vivid imagination. Without the
least trouble he can imagine himself on
the right side, and then he can speak in a
convincing way.
A politician requires but little training
and less knowledge. He needs a good
memory an ability TO know who to kick
and who to shake hands with, and a GER
tain genial air that he puts on just as he
does his frock coat. Grammer is a
something he need never trouble himself
uDvuts II - enough II ne KNOWS the slang
OF the day. OF course, II is better if he
can create some slang, and best of all If
he can say something that answers to
The public be id" The multitude
likes a bully. The average American
likes politician who can kick every
voter into satans dOminfons If
necessary, and why he likes this tyne /
cannot understand. Our earliest polit-
clans were gentlemen. Fancy Thomaa
JEFFERSON, Charles Carroll or John Ran
dolph discussing events with the average
politician of to-day AS this country
grows more magnificent, it seems to take
less stock in good morals. and honesty IS
out of the question. It's politicians have
no manners, but oh, with what ability
they can fiji their pocketsl Hence, that
imaginary son of mine should be a polit-
clan. ] should have no respect for him.
but their would be gold galore and the
entire family would have the kind of time
peculiar to the monkey and the parrot
Don't worry That chestnut which has
become classic will never be repeated
by Bah.