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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

Of Dc Kalb, Ill, doubled the capacity for
producing their lines over 1893 which gave
them an output of % miles per day. The
demand for their goods has been SO great
the past season. that in order to be able to
supply their trade, they have been com.
PEELED this year to double the capacity Of
1884, which now gives them an output Of 70
miles per day.
This in itself speaks well for their prod
net and merits the attention and inspection
OF readers and all that are in need Of smooth
wire fencing Of any kind. twill be to your
interest to write for their catalogue, which
describes iu detail their goods, comprising
tho largest and most complete lines OF
smooth wire fencing now produced By any
one plant in the country.
See their I'D. elsewhere In this paper.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

Total. :6s.sH l5:.:ss
In one establishment located near
the mouth of the Potomac l 900 gallons
of oysters are shipped daily. As many
as 200 schooners, vessels and dredging
boats are anchored around the place,
unloading their cargoea. The oysters
are shipped in bulk to every state IN
the union. bringing up in Texas in TIN
cans, packed q - end eaWduae. u -
been nnid BY aome descriptive writer
with MD imagina&isa. that 4 49,
oyster eoa1A talk Il would tell = hso1t
brcahima 49, e 1oedahip and su1R.
ing On ths past Of thsoyster-dseaG
who must work IL Whistler olnqat 49,
trough At 49,, ondaran3 great pft-
walton, that these tooths0me morsels
NAV grace the board of wealth and
prosperity. Stories are told. too. OF
college bred youths who were kidnapped
and made to serve the needs OF cap
tain, short Of dredging hands 1t
would seem like q wholesome course
of discipline for these ornamental es-
trays who were most likely more
sensitive to rough handling than
the placid oyster for whom they
went longing. That the oyster does
feel is know to those accustomed to
handling them They can also hear.
and favorite story of the oyster-shop
il that told of the barrel of oysters
that were heard to rustic. A fish story
had Just been related, and on its con-
ciusion this singular rustling sound
was heard coming from tho oysters.
The lid of the barrel was lifted, and
every oyster was found with shell
wide open. gaping. The dealer declar-
ed it to - On unhsard Of inetooee of
oestaie in1el1igenee. and the stosys
teller spo1sdnly impssesed, but e ~
fact HI1I1De oyster yasIns 1or air. III.
h auf1 l1oet61 b5llooo e1oarsntto14s
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

'.MADAM." said the new boardcr, tone Of
your family came very near dying last
night" sslndeed. l was not aware that
anyone was Ill. Who was it1'' tsThe man
in the room next to minc who played the
cornet till three q m. He stopped just in
time to save his life. "-Detroit Free Press
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

ocean steamships are like promissory
notes." said Hicks. "You don't begin to
worry over 'em until they're three days
overdue." -Harper's Bazar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

Tue War I.-Wheeler-"And don't
you think the bicycle will ever be used in
warfarel" Walkcr-'sNo, Idoubt if it ever
will get further than its present status, as q
mere instrument for assault and battery"
Indianapolis Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

GAnzooKs-"Old man Krankus says b
has conscientious scruples against goins tc
Europe" Zourds-'Why. how's that!"
Gadzooks-"Well, you SEQ, he Is proht.
bitionist, and II he went to Europe he would
be described as o saloon passenger on the
Vessel."1N. Y. Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

sTHAr's the fellow Pm Laying ,or," re-
marked the hen as her owner came around
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22
SHE REFUSED HIS GIFT.

And = Tragedy II Awaiting Him When He
Comes Back from Europe.
The young man might have become
the husband Of the girl. only one night
when they were at little party she
drank cocktail that was playfuily
offered to her. He felt it his duty TO
reprimand her mildly. She resented
his interference and the engagement
was broken OF.
He sought forgetfulness In travel,
while she, with w0man's enterprise, be-
came engaged to another young man.
A wedding invitation was sent to the
traveller as q peace offering. and ne he
had recovered from his first grief he
sent congratulations and also wrote to
one of his friends and directed him to
purchase some suitable wedding gift
and send it to the happy pair IN his (the
rejected one's) name.
Now, this frieAd, not being acquainted
with NhescircumstanSes un@er which
the first engagement had been termin.
ated, and knowing that the bride and
groom had liberal notions as to the sort
Of entertainment to be provided for
callers, bought handsome sideboard.
with all sorts of bottles and glasses and
mixed drink appliances, and sent the
rlittering barroom array to the brides
house.
Imagine. II you can. the fury Of the
bride. -
Asshe explained to one Of her friends:
.sHe might a. well have told me to 60
ahead and drink myself to death.
Perhaps the traveller doesn't know
that his wedding present has been sent
back and is in storage, awaiting hia
arrival in Chicago Chicago Record
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

A CHILD being asked: ''What ID the plural
Of forRct-me-notl" answered: "EoFgetus-
not "-Household Words.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

MIsBRs mistake gold for good. whereas Il
Is only means Of obtaining Rochefou
cauld.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

OBsr1vAcY and contradiction arc like .
paper kite; they are only kept up 50 long -
you Gull against theM.-AnOn.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

ssDs man dat amt got nufan' ter do, 81 said
Uncle Eben, ss'cepin' ter kill time, gin'raly
needs mo- help dan de boss oh . fact'ry.".
WASHINGTON Star
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

IL tie South Sea.-ssSurely you remember
Mr.. Twnddles who preached the Gospel to
your tribe ten years agoi" 'Oh, yes! ! re-
member him very wei he was delicious.
Life
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

1.-THE rivaD-.sShe can't help it herself -
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

ExvY makes y see what viii serve to 40
cuse others, and not perceive what may
Justify thcm.-Bishop Wilson.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

Coon humor is the very mir Of . good
mind, the sign Of . large and generous soul,
and the peculiar soil in which virtue pros
pers.-GOodmaD.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

"AH," exclaimed the cannibal chief,
smacking his lips, sswhat kind Of minister
was that we had for dinner!" "Your ex.
cellency." replied his companion, II should
say he was prime minister.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

II the conceit was taken out Of some peo
pie there wouldn't be enough Of 'eM left {
hang clothes on.-Tcxas Siffings.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

"BROwN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs" arc the
simplest, quickest and most effectual remedy
for Bronchitis, Asthma and Throat Diseases.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

BEAUTY Is the first present nature gives
20 women and the first 1t takes away
Mere,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

Sore Eyes Cured.
Jackson's Indian Eye Salve never fails to
do this; sc at all drug stores.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

PIso's CURE cured me Of . Throat and
CADY, Huntington, Ind, Nov. IL, 1898.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

While few grown people are superior
to feeling actual delight in imparting
q startling piece of news, they often
fail to appreciate what genuine sem
nationalist the average child Is Did
mothers recognize the love OF causing
q commotion which exists even in
modest child, they would curb the
tendency, instead of fostering it.
as they too often do When
your child falls and hurts himself,
do not exclaim aloud and rush Wild
ly to his help You can see at glance
that he is not seriously hurt, and even
if he were injured, your excitement
would harm rather than help him. 10
to him at once, by all means, but be
calm and sensible. If treated thus
whenever he is hurt, child soon learns
to receive the blows and knocks incl
dent to childhood in quiet, manly
way. He loves to make an impression,
and if he knows he can produce the de-
sired result by lusty screams. he will
certainly give vent to them.
To the average child grief itself is
greatly mitigated it he may awaken
interest or excitement by telling his
friends Of it Said mother to her
five-year-old boy: my son, the baby Is
quite i'll. Go across the street and ask
the doctor to come over and zee her.
The child sprang to his feet and rushed
down stairs. What was his mothers
dismay to hear him yell. ~ he tore
across tho street: doctor. doctorI
Come quick to my house! Ny baby
sister Is awfully i'll and mamma
wants You this instant!' A moment
later he entered his mothers room
with . smile of ecstatic joy upon his
countenance. and with the proud an
nouncement: 1.-THE doctor will be
right over tell you. l scared him
wellv' There was no anxiety in his
mind with regard to his sisters well
fare. Not that q child OF that age
could have been expected to share his
mothers anxiety. But his sympathy
was altogether drowned in the Joy Of
having produced . sensation. While
such occurrences may DO amusing. do
they not suggest . spirit Of self-coa-
sciousness that should b promptly
suppressed?-Harper's Bazar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

THERE are probably as good fish in theseA
a. ever were lied about-Yonkers States.
mi
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

zone Of the things that irritate me. |"
said Mr.. Chimney. ''is to have the man
vvhom nit down next to In . street car
persist in sitting slewed round 50 that
he takes up moro room than belongs IA
him and deprives me Of some that be-
longs to me. One OF the things that re-
ioices me il the expression on the face
If the man who has been occupying
three-Afths Of . cross seat on the ele-
vated. and who looks mp but fails 70
move when somebody comes along look
ing for . seat. when the big man sita
down beside him, and calmly. iEreeist-
lilly. and conclusivoly, crowds him
over 70 whess -. belaegs.rN.-x. Sun. I
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

TIE Public Awards the Palm to Hale's
Honey Of Horehound and Tar for coughs.
Pixe's Toothache Drops Cure inone minute.
SPIRITUAL force is stronger than material;
thoughts rule the wOrld.-EmerSOR.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1896-02-22

When the beating. humping sensa'
ton begins in the head take equal
quantities Of pure cayenne pepper and
Hour; mix them up with water to form
. smooth paste thick enough to spread
like . salve Put This upon :
piece Of soft paper and apply it
10 the back Of the neck just
below the edge Of the hair. In warm
weather it Is best to wash the neck
with = cloth wet with sosp and water.
q the oily Precipitation may interfere
with the aetion Of the plaster. One
great advantage Of cayenne pepper
plaster over mustard il that while the
latter frequently blisters the latter
nsver doe %. no matter how strong II
Il applied. In tho use Of mustard. Il
The skin l. broken all treatment nus1
cease until It heals; bat witd pspp1s
when the plaster leses it, a6sct a,
other may bsppplied without. uspleaa'
ant eonaeqdeneea 49, Cthednbata :. -
II 49, - -.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07
SILVER CLUB.
An Address Was Delivered by
Prof. Dobbyn and Others.

The Stevens County Silver club
held a meeting last Saturday evening
at the court house and addresses
were delivered by Prof. Dobbyn and
G., A. Westphall to very small audi
ence, Mr.. Dobbyn is rated among
our leading orators, but despite his
stirring eloquence and his artistic
postures, he is found wanting to a
large degree in the knack of vote get
ting. Instead of holding his audience
and interesting them. he disgusts
them with his uncalled for abuse on
his opponents and more than half
leave before he has finished speaking.
He made no argument, brought out
no points, nor neither did he attempt
to. His sole object appeared to be to
heap abuse upon the heads of the OPP
posing party, and in fact on every
body who were SO unfortunate as not
to be burdened with his own individ-
ual way of thinking. He started in
with TRADE on the Republicans. the
Rothschilds, the Morgans, the Rock
fellers, and others and finally wound
up with a few curses on the news
papers. If Mr.Dobbyn is so ignorant
of the advance of civilization as to
conscientiously think that that is the
way to secure votes, he will find out
some day-in about four weeks that
even he is not to old to learn.
Mr.. Westphall opened the ceremon-
les with an address, which did not
amount to much, as he is neither a
speech maker nor plain talker, and
failed to make an impression. He
claimed to not be posted on the finan-
cial question, and before he got
through talking his audience found
out that he was not very we'll posted
on anything else.
The club took up collection to
defray the expenses of a noted speaker
to be here near the middle of next
month.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07
CUPID'S DARTS.
Two Of Morris Most Promi-
nent Young Men Secure
Life Partners.
Two Other Unions Occurred
the Latter Part Of Last
Month.

While it has not been definitely de-
cided that marriage might be fad
yet one would begin to think some
thing of the sort had taken place late
" by the numerous tying of knots.
Two of Morris most promising young
men have recently been pierced
through the heart by Cupid's darts,
and consequently have sprung sur
prise on their many friends by com
plying to Cupid's demands. The
first of these to take place was that
of j. w. G. Curtiss and Miss Eliza
beth SCHNEIDER, at the residence of
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Ct. Wolff last Sunday
evening, Rev. A. H. Tebbets perform
ing the solemn rite. The groom is SO
we'll known in this city and county
that it is hardly worth while to say
anything, as everybody who knows
him have nothing but words of praise
and well wishes for him. Heis gen
tleman highly respected by all, hon
est, industrious and faithful to his
duties. The bride Miss SCHNEIDER,
formerly of st. Cloud, but who has
been resident of Morris since early
last spring employed in the establish
ment of Wells Bros. & Hanson as
dressmaker, has made friends with all
her acquaintance, who are untiring
in their expressions of love and friend
ship for her. To know her is to love
her, and Mr.. Curtiss is to be congrat-
alated on his good fortune in securing
so amiable life partner.
Following in the wake of the above
wedding, Monday morning occurred
the wedding of F. A. Mullen of this
city and Miss Mary Regan of Wa
dena, at the residence of brides par
ents. The groom has been resident
of Morris since September, 1895, being
employed in the clothing department
of Olsen, Gutter, Healy Co. Since his
residence here he has made many
warm and fast friends who are wait
ing his return with his amiable better
half to shower congratulations on the
happy couple. Miss Regan is an ac-
complished and estimable young lady
highly respected by all her acquaint-
ances. The happy twain are expected
in Morris this week, where they will
be at home to their many friends.
A quiet and pleasant matrimonial
contract was solemnized in the town
of Donnelly on Sept. %, at the home
OF the brides parents, by Rev. T. q.
Archer, of Herman, between Avery P.
Harrington Of Sphinx comfy, South
Dakota and Miss Daisey M. Schofeld.
Both parties are highly respected by
their many friends in the their re-
spectiVe communities.
On Sept. 24th, Judge Darling per-
formed the marriage ceremonies on
Jorgen Rasmussen and Mrs. Lena
Galde, two prominent people of Stew
ems county. The TRIBUNE extends
hearty congratulations to all.
Z
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

The Ladies Aid Society of the Con-
gregational church purpose opening
lunch room during court week, be-
ginning Tuesday noon Oct, 20. The
place will be announced next week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07
Epworth League.

One of the most unique and anus
ing entertainments Of the season will
be given at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. A. johnson by the 3. L. of
the NJ. 3. church this evening. The
entertainment is somthing new and
will afford no end of amusement.
There will also be an excellent mu-
steal program rendered and will be
participated in by the best musical
talent in the city, All are cordially
invited to attend.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Through the watchfulness of the
board of health there has been no
spreading of diptheria outside of
Mr.. ZahPs family, and the East side
school was opened last Monday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Call at VIM. Wunsch's Harness
shop, Pacific ave, End door from E. T.
Jones Hardware store, for anything
in the line of Harnesses, Blankets
Robes, etc.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

"A. Hancock, proprietor of the
Red Front Grocery store, sold his
stock to Olsen, Gutter, Healy Co. and
accepted the position of clerk in that
establishment.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

S. Y. Gordon, editor of the Browns
Valley Tribune, stopped in town Mon
day on his way to Litchfeld. Speak
ing Of the political situation Mr..
Gorden said that his county was
solid for sound money and the entire
Republican ticket.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

The smiling face of John Crandall
is noticed back in his old position at
the Great Northern depot.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

A complete stock of refrigerators-
ice cream freezers, water coolers and
water filters kept constantly on hand
at E. J, Jones'.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

E. J. Jones has just added a com
plete stock furniture to his hardware
and any one wishing anything in that
line would do we'll to examine his
stock before purchasing elsewhere.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Mrs. Kate Whitney was examined
in probate court yesterday and
adjudged insane and committed to
the asylum at Fergus Falls. She was
accompanied by G. E, Camp and Mrs.
x. st. Pierre to Fergus Falls.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Harmony Lodge No.23O, I. 0. 6, F.,
of Herman, give their annual ball on
Friday evening, Oct, Is. Quite a
number of Morris Odd Fellows will be
in attendance.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

| have new lot of holdings whisl.
| am framing pictures with at ree-,
duced rates. E. F. Hill
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Farmers should bear in mind that
3. ]. Jones is the place to buy their
machine oil.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Miss Name Moriarity returned
Monday from an extended visit with
relatives and friends in ST. Paul.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Go to S. Stewart for your fence
posts and fence wire. Glidden paint
ed only d cents per pound.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

DR.. j. P. Caldwell, Of Pennington,
ore the leading Republicans Of the
state, was in town last week. He
claims that there is not the least
doubt but what the whole Republi-
can state ticket will be elected.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

DIR. Harris has decided to not make
any more business trips out of town,
and can be found at his office any
day during the month. If.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Rocky Mountain Tea never fails to
cure constipation or sick headache.
Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

We have $500 to loan on good A
Mol real estate security. Apply to
SPooNER & SHELLEY.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Mr.. and Mrs. G. Knowlton, of Gin
ton, we're visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
J. A. Campbell last week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Have just received over 1000 pat
terms Of the latest novelties, I'M
gents clothing. Pants to ORDER
$3.50 and up. Suits to order, $I2.5FR
and up. We guarantee to please YOU
or no sale. A. l.. STENGEK.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07
CA5To1IA
The fac n
'' =; 'IMzZzzzs~ =. =

Paints, oils and varnishes, aEWsFx
fresh and new and complete stGek
at E. j. Jones'.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

w. E. Whitney and family have re-
moved to st. Paul, much to the regret
of their many Morris friends,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

George Fossdyke of Fort Benton
Mont, is visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
j. J. McCanney of this city.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

We have $4,000 on hand we desire
to loan on improved farms. Land
must be well located and applicants
prompt pay. No long winded apr
plications, no yexatious delay. lie
titleperfect money ready to deliver
JUDsoN & SPuHR.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

You can find the finest movements
and one Of the incest line Of Gold
watches in the Northwest at H. B.
Lund's.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

If you want to get up early, drink
Rocky Mountain Tea on retiring.
Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Dwight's -four gains friends every
day. Strictly on it's Merits.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

z P. H. CAVITY was doing business il
Breckenridge on Saturday last.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Senator E. j. Jones, who was chair
man of the Legislative convention held
at Graceville the 10th of last August.
yesterday appointed the following
legislative committee: S. W. Fras-
Ter, chairman, of Traverse; j. D. Gil
lespie of Stevens; L. j. Erickson Of
Big Stone; Ole A. Pikop and j. A.
Stoneberg of Grant.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. H. Simons OF
Fargo were visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
L. G, Spooner last week on their way
east.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Senator E. T. Young of Appleton
was in town last Friday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07
DR.. Niven, Oct. IL, Island 10.


MeAyeal the Matchmaker.
H. 2. Luno' practical matchmaker
wi -
4p.i; - So.
= 'on'
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Mrs. H. L. Stevens left for Chicago
last Saturday on business and will
visit with relatives and friends before
she returns.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

Sheriff A. E. Randall, Attorney E,
w. Morrell, F. L. Cliff and P. Clarke,
all prominent men of Ortonville, were
in town last week on business.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

George Mcpherson came up from
Minneapolis Saturday and is visiting
here this week with his numerous
friends.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1896-10-07

! E, j. Jones went to Wheaton on
business last Monday.