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InE DgsPlsrD Ricu.
RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED To DIS.
uKUNILED ASAHCHsTs.


a touching incident occurred In
New York last winter.
a little boy about 10 yoars old was
standing before nshor store on Br1Al
way, baTofOotel, peurlng through tn
window anu BhiyUr.ng with cold.
A lady riding up tho street ia q
buauti al carriage drawn by pair "
horse, observed tnu little iell0 " In hls
lnfl0fn condition, and Immediately
ordered tho driver 10 draw up aud stop
IN front Of the store. The lady, iisuly
dressed, alighini from her carriage,
went quietly 10 the boy and snll3
"My litllv icillw, why are y lo0k.
Ing ~ earnestly In that window"
~ was just asking Gli 10 give me a
pair Of shoes" was bis reply.
The LADY t00K him by the hand and
went Toto the store anu ASKED tue pro-
priulor II ho would allow olo VI us
clerks 10 20 aud uuy hvr half up8su
pairs ofsiUukiugs. rho proprietor o..
boulBd. Sno lnun nsGgd him II "a.
could give him a basin OF water Nuu 90
towel, aul hu replied "Cutlaiuly,D apu
quickly brought thom to her. she
took the little fellow b tho back part vi
tho store, anJ, removing her gloves,
kuult down. washed those little feet
aud dried tbem with tho towel.
By this umO the young man had Tu.
turnVu with tho stockings, Placing o.
pair upon his iucl, che purchased AMI
gave him pair OF shoes, ami tying up
tho femuiuipg palfs OF stockings she
gave them 10 MIN, and, patIing him
on the head, said' 81 nope, my little
fellow, that you now feel more c1u.
fJflanlu,"
A. sho iutnel to go the asionishcU
lad caught her hand, anu looking up iu
ntr face, with tears In bis eye, a.
swvrti her question with these wotJs'
"ATn you an Angrl2"
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W. 4. Mccormick, g. J. 5teedm,n,
G. X. Mccormick, II. 10. stoeiman ami
n. a. Mccormick tOiay incorporated
the Santa Anna Gold mining CON.
pauy. The capitol stock OF tho CON.
pauy IN Fixed OF $4,000, divided into
5000. shufcs " preferred or clnss a
stock anu 100000 snarss OF common OF
class H.
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A. q. BisUur,
Attorney General.

Mite. w. Il. Sharp,whj resides nj $50
south Sun0uI East street, aud who has
nvu children ailunlrr 10 years OF aye,
applied % Commlssi1nur OHddus thls
morning. Tor wslstauor, dnu repre-.
sUntOd inst her husband had leon out
OF tmpl ymBnt Tor a long time and
that week ago hu lot her TO seek
work. Since tnnt time uho has seen VI
head nothing from him. She 10 dosi.-
lutr, having no food In the hOuso T.
feed tnoss nve little mouths sno Will
be assisted.
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All petSona wing claims again }.
w. Benton n O.. will plsaso leave
statement ~ .frIuLt nj once with the
undersigned ~ 7O2 w. Eirsl South.
And all pguOns knowing themtolyu,
indebted 10 tho above nTni please call
aud sc'tle the sAmr,
Aud obllgr,
CHARLES SANsOM,
h.4UEuun.
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Chioago. Julv
wheat--July and aug bis sept, SIS.
toTn-july, 1Iis sept 3t's
Onts-JulY. u, sept, W.
fora-Iuly, 81. sept. ta.tA
Lard-luly, iiti. ropt, sI2ti.
Hiba-Juiy, $50. sept. N,igNt.
live Ut
IlaK--.
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JINsEN-July ~, 1884, the son ot @. ~. L.
and ililusrIina Jensen eyed year, nOnths
aud % days.
Funeral tomorrow July 2Jth. az tho parents
homo,No, ~ west Ntntu auuth street, Friends
Of tho family arc invited.
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ELDERS IN LOUISIANA,
HOW tuursrHUus rrirnds .Prntscist
tb,m IrHm n mub- Hospitality
gIluu rruuil.
MAGNOLIA PLANTATION,
fuIy 10th Ts.r


We have been In constant receipt OF
your valuable paper and have read win
interest many Of the items therein COM
uugIi among them ucinE ,Hg letters
received nom various missionary fields
The tact that We have read these letter.
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NiVoT, lead
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. 10 |7TTTTTI
Observer, Weather Burtau.

Today's temperature isshown In the
fac tlmilu Thermometer given below;
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LA
MECHE DOR
-PAR-
PIERRE SALES.
TROISlEME PARTIE
LES EMOTIONS DE NE FOTRMoNT
PIERRE SALES.

LES EMOTIONS DE NE FOTRMoNT
lie train s'etait arrete /: les trois
hommes etaient descendus. lis
6taient passes an mllien du fiot DIES
yoyagenrs ct arrives 4 Ia route,
s'etaient sGpards.
A ONE heures Claude await dome
10 signal, ct les deuS amis s'6talent
iatroduits dams Ia villa du notaire.
=. lie notalfe faillit s'Gtvanouir. II
chercha machinalement sill nayait
pas Inc arme aupres lie lni pour Sc
defcndre ; mais Claude dit !:
-Restez done sur votre f%auteull.
mon hon monsieur Tourmont. 1T
surtout ne criez pas, n'appelez pas.
Nous avons besoin de causer avec
vous : causons done tranGuillement.
lie notaire sc tourna vers Serge
qui, tres pale, mais lie visage rasolu,
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Balance Oh lslnd las renort---.-----S5sl9 q
Mar. Y. Cash reed from fer
ry note +. RarilleanN.--.- Ia ~
Ar. =. Cash reed from Jas.
i,carv L.irrnseS iSa6....--iA 1908 J0
Apr, q. Cash reed from jas.
lkeary tax iSa5---.----.- no "
AR y. Cash reed from JAS.
Beary fax 1893 3 90
Apr ~. Cash reed from fer
~ note Livandais Ledet-- % %
Arr. =. Cash reed from fer.
~ note +. Rairilleasx---- II -
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~
! Sc euait debout pres de la feuetre.
| ii balbutia
-To,s n'etes done plus en-
prison Monsieur i?
SERGE alIait ranondre. Claude lul
fiji stone de 81 taire IT dc fut Iui oui
repl,aua
La prison 2.... Non. non.
| Cest finl tout ca. II men est plus
cnrstion yous me permettez.
n~'est-ce pas d'aller pot,sser le verrou
de yo1rc porte. mo- cher monsieur Z
II ne faut ,pas uu'on puisse nous
| deranaer.
Lorsaue Claude Sc fut assure que
Ia serrure tenait bien. ii viat 5 asseoir
Oh face du notaire et dit
-ToI SERGE. yeille (, .Je ne pense
pas an'on yienne nous c1ercher lei
mais. uuanl or d Ii police a ses
trousses. II fault ttre prudent.
la police murmuia NJ. Four.
mont. don't Ia frayeur orandjssalt.
-nni rtpIinua moaestenent
Claude nous il o dc lui fausser
compaonie. Ncuillez nous cxcuser,
! MOI cher Monsieur. 81 nous ayons
cscaIade vos mu.ailies pour arriver
iusou,a vous. nous n~'ayions pas lie
chojx de Ia route 4 sulyre. Nous
ayons ca soin d,ailleurs. de ne mas
endommaqer yotre immeuble ct de ne
pas marchet sur les nlates-banaes de
yotre iardin
-Enfn one volle2.yous de moi >
Tine chose hen simnle de
Taroent ?
-Vous yenez me yoler ?
III 10 notaira s'enfonco dams con
fauteujI tandis one seroe faisait IN
oeste do colare
IN calma mon a.; d;+ rIa,do
| On calma 10 ton n,io Excnsoz nor,
ann mon cher Monsieur il q L.
systeme neryeux m neu surexcit4
Of 10 naryerai On son nom In rasto
Il 10 80; "a, a
oui s,est uasse dennis onelone ionrs
lie commencement ayant n1oiiy6 10 mi
| faira narvani, coo io,r,a,x - =
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Report Of A. j. Rraud Prrisli Treasurer IN
account with tile General Fnnd Of the Parish
OF Latonrche for the term beginning Mar. Bird,
AMI ending with May 9TH 1876.
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Making a Total as above oil $1,000 S43ti JS
Respectfully submitted,
Al. BRAUD,
Parish Treasurer.
And the same was ordered accepted and
spread on the minutes on motion of Mr..
Christen seconded by Mr.. Ledet.
The laid over report of the Commissioners
Of the End drainage distriat was taken up,
and 1t being the sense OF the jury that fur
Their consideration should be postponed ana
made the special consideration Of a special
meeting the same was again laid over.
Mr.. Morvant seconded by Mr.. Christen
moved that the Jury now adjourn to Friday
Il e 18th inst. for The purpose Of considering
the report Of Drainage commissioners of Dis
trlct No. : and such other business as might
be urgent.
THOS. ID. KENT President.
III. N. GOULON, Clerk.
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s. PRIME A NOSIEFTEIRN.

s9 IN 4 III II ~ ma N'
fla plupart dies grands l%ournanN
puhlient une EDITION HEB-
novApAIRE. destinee 4 tehir al
courant dies evenements de Ia semai-
ne ceux de leurs n%ationanN Gnl
yivent hors du PAYS; mais il n,eS's-
TAFT iusou'ici en- France aucune publl-
cation similaire.
- LIE Journal DIES Dfbdts. don't on
cennalt Ia vieille reputation ct Ia
transformation r6cente ST hardle,-
c'est ma~intenant lie senl journal QUO
tidien Gui paraisee deux fois, par
ionr-le journal tles DfhGts went de
eomblar eette lacune en- crtant u
EDITION HEBDoMADA1gE.
Nos lecteurs apprec'eront Ia
valeur de cette publication. en- sc
rapnelant que lie journal DIES Debdts
connie au nomhre de ses ~collahora-
teurs les hommes qul, dams le monde
dies lettres ct de Ii politique. occu-
pent lie premier rang en- France II
nous suf1Ka de citer les mons dc MN.
Leon Say, Alexandra Dumas. Lndo-
vic Halayv, Greard, Ernest Lavisse,
T. Rouse. y. Melchior de Nogie,
Meilbac. Brunetiere, de fAcademle
franchise: ?. ct 4. Ieroy-Beaulieu,
de Molinarl, Maspero, RardouS,
Routmy, Berger, CASTOR Paris,
Perrot, 4. Reyer, de l1nstltnt le
professor Grancher ct lie docteur
sDarembere, de lAcad6mie de Mede-
cine; Aynard, Charles-RouS, Francis
Charmes. Paul Deschanel. Dletz,
Heurteau. Charles Malo, f. Weyl,
Harry Ais, Chail!ey-Bert. Jules
Lemaitre. Arvede Barine, Bonyalot,
Chantavolne, Desiardlns, Faguet,
Fllon, Gebhart, a. Hallays, II. Hous-
save. A. Julien, A. Michel, Fl. de
Parville, Rafalovich, T. Rod, Guy
Tomel. etc.
L'ED1TIoN HEBDoMADAIRE On
journal des Dfbdts reprodnIt les
articles les plus mteressants parus
dams les daux editions du journal
ouotidien ellie dome ainsi, outre de
n~ombreuses atudes dart ct de littefa-
ture, lie tableau lie plus complet dies
evenements de la semaine. Ellie
.eorstitue done la meilleure dies
revues. Ellie est aussi Ia moins
chere, car ellie ne cohte que p
francs par a%joutons que son
formal commode (32 pages grand
in-4o par nnmero) permet de IL
c~onserver facilement en- volume.
Par suite dune convention inter
venue entire administration dr
Journal des Debdts ct celle de IL
SENTINELLE de Thibodanx. nous
avons obtenu que 0 lecteurs bGne
fcieraient dune reduction de &C
sous II l'abonnement 4 rEDITIo,
HEBDoMADAIRE du .JOuvnl a de.
Debdts. Il leur suIfira done dt
detacher lie bulletin ci-dessous ct q,
nous ladresser pour que l'abonne
ment ne leur codte que $40 au liet
de $500.
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Grand total for term------..
DISBURSEMENTS.

EaT. On hand tins daY.----. S313S .
Respectfully submitted
A. j. BRAED.
Parish Treasurer.
Report Of a. !. Braua. Parish Treasurer,
in account with the Drainage fund OF the Par
ISL Of I4n.nHrcke. Tor the term beginning
with March 3rd. and ending With May 9th.
1895 ~
Mar. ;. Bal. on hand per last report--siiSb 50
Apr. Z, Cash reed irem Jas.
nearv tax S95--.----..--- $50 GO
Apr. q. Cash reed from Jas.
Beary tax s93--..--.---. 3 co
May ,, Cash reed from
Bridge Observation-Disclosures 900 %
Total receipts for term.--....... 1883 90
Ia - -. 80 l.
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THAT DESIRABLE q OF ROUND
4 with Improvement thereon, known as
he.Aliain property corner Of Second and
81. Charles streets. one Of the largest. best
located and best drained lots of ground In
the suburbs of the town If Thibodaux. I'M
~proyefnents consist of a large and commo-
dlous residence, kitchen, stable, coal and
wood house and other out houses.
Fer Terms and particulars address Frank
Allan, care Denegre, Blair 4 Denegre, At
tofncys. New Orleans, La, or apply to
CLAY kNOBLOCH son,
Jah-lo-ab-lm TIibodaux, Louisiana
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II -
1onr committee have had under CONSIDERS
ton accounts submitted Nv the Supervisors
OF Election ana the Sheriff Of the parish for
fees ard ex penses Of the last election. aud
Your committee finding said accounts SO far
in excess OF the usual charges for same Id
the pasts respectfully resubmit the said ac-
counts to the jury as a Whole body, for any
action thereon as may be deemed advisable.
Respectfully submitted.
FRANK CHRISTEN,
EMILE LEDEi.
Committee on Claims.
And tie above was Oh motion III Mr.. Scaiiy
Seconded hy Af. Inups approved ana All M
precipitation Of >liais7i was ordered to pay
claims therein approved.
Aeas.-NeHt. altisten, GaHlt. Ledel,
Idnfs. >eails Tabor and Morvant.
Nays.-Sanr.
Or motion riatte amt seconded an appro-
prlati0n Ut 81 I'D nr a. much thereof MAS "
dered To pay claims If Nm. Cameron Sli95.
u. >caliv 500 and Water Works Of 1hibo-
aaux so ~ hy the following vote.
leas.-kent. Clll.ten Gauae. Ledet,
Toups. scaily. TABOR and Molvaut.
Fays.-Nnne.
Mr.. Tabor handed in tie report Of the Fl
nance Committee. as follows:
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Thihodanx. La, May eth, 1896.

Gent!tman:- The undersigned committee
take pleasure in reporting that after q care
tut examination OF the books and vouchers Of
the Treasurer they find his reports on the
General and Drainage Funds OF the Parish to
pr a faithful and correct statement OF both
OF said funds.
Iuur Committee regrets. however, to say
II al the avaitabln assets Of the parish real
Izab.e between this date and December next
are very small and will suffice to pay the
Parish expenses IL The strictest economy Is
irnctised. otherwise the parish will have to
resort TO credits.
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THE TOUCH.

HE touched her hand, and the fever left
her."
He touched her hand, as He only can,
With the wondrous skill of the Great Physi-
clan,
With the tender touch of the Son of man..
And the fever-pain in the throbbing temples
Died out with the flush on brow and cheek,
And the lips that had been so parched and
burning
Trembled with thanks that she could not
speak.
And the eyes where the fever light had faded
Looked up by her grateful tears made dim,
And she rose and miDistered in her house
hold,
She rose and ministered uuto Him.
"He touched her hand, ana the fever left
her."
o, blessed touch of the Man divine!
So beautiful then to arise and serve Him,
When the fever is gone from your life and
mine;
1t may be the fever of restless serving,
With heart all thirsty tor love and praise,
And eyes all aching and strained with yearn=
ing
Toward self-set goals in the future days.
Or 1t may be a fever of spirit anguish.
Some tempesto of sorrow that dies notdown ,
Till the cross at last is in lifted,
And the head stoops low for the thorny
crown.
Or it may be a fever of pain and anger,
When the wounded spirit is hard to bear
And only the Lord can draw forth the sor
rows
Left careiessly, cruelty ranking there.
Whatever the fever, His touch can heal it
Whatever the tempest. His voice can still
There is only joy as we seek His pleasure,
There is only rest as we choose His will.
And some day, after life's fitful fever,
1 think we shall say, in the home on high
"If the hands that He touched but did Hi
bidding,
How little 1t matters what else went by
All, Lord! o knowest us altogether,
Each hearts sore sickness, whatever 1t be
Touch Thou our hands Let the fever lea,
us,
And so shall we minister unto Thee!
London Christian
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tramp, trampl Until they meet mid
continent, having taken America for
God!
The thunder Of the bombardment is
already in the air, and when the last
bridge of opposition is taken, and the
last portcullis of satan is lifted, and the
last gun spiked, and the last tower dis
mantled, and the last charger of iniquity
shall have been hurled back upon it's
launches, what a time of rejoicing | We
will see it, not with these eyes, which
before that will be closed in blessed
sleep, but with strong and better vision,
when the Lord once in awhile gives us
a vacation among the ~doxologies to come
down and see the dear old land which
I pray may always be the lamb of the
text, mild and peaceful, i~noffensive, but,
in case foreign nations assail it, having
two horns Of army and navy strong
enough to hook them back and hook
them down and a voice louder than a
dragon, yea, louder than ten thousand
thunders, saying to the pillows of Ash
attic superstition and European AFRO
gance, "Thus far shalt thou go, and no
farther, and here shall thy proud waves
be StaidH'
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cred his body.
''Iwas in a hor-
rib1e fix" he
says, ''and the
more ire a t.
ment l receiv-
the worse I
seemed to get.
A New York
specialist said
he could cure
me, but his
treatment did
me no good
.r
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The following specimens of General
Putnam's English, said to be genuine,
show that education was not necessary
to success, honor and fame in those
days:
HEADQUARTERS, PHILADELPHIA, We IA of De-
cember, T76-A1 offsors and soldiers boath
Thoas that are Newly Unlisted in the contend
nal sarvis, Thoas of the FLEEING camp are re-
4uested to parad tomorrow morning at Q
o'clock at the markit to go on fitig to fortify
this city and SO on every morning tel farther
orders. ISRAEL PUTNAM.
Camp at Perspect Hill.
SIR-Pleas to deliver the Barron hearof .
Tons of Bread to some rod Islanders as they
came from roxbury yesterday and nothing to
eat. r PUTNAM.
Boston Journal.
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Beware
OF Mercury!

Mr.. Henry Roth, of 184s South 9th
Street, St. Louis. was given the usual
mercurial treatment for contagious
blood poison. He was twice pronounc-
ed cured, but the disease returned each
time, he was seized with rheumatic
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w h tie yer. l was stiff and full of
pains, my left arm was useless so
that l was unable to do even the
lightest work. This was my condition
when 1 began to take S, S. S., and a
few bottles convinced me that 1 was
being benefited. I continued the
medicine, and one dozen bottles cured
me sound and well. My system was
under the effects of mercury. and I
would soon have been a complete
wreck but for S. S. s."
s. S. s., guaranteed purely vegetablel
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Weapons of the Lord.

But now what are the weapons by
which, under our omnipotent leader,
the real obstacles in the way of our
country's evangelization, the 10, 900
mile Sevastopols, are to be leveled? The
first columbiad, with range enough to
sweep from eternity to eternity, is the
Bible, millions of its copies going out,
millions on millions-this, the monarch
of books, that has made all the differ
enc between China and the United
States. between Africa and America; a
book declaring in every style of phrase
ology that all nations are to be convert
ed. and does not that include u ma
ton? If the Apocalyptic angel is to fly
across the continents, will he not fly
across this continent? The worst insult
/ could offer you would be to doubt your
veracity, and shall we doubt Gods
promise? Then there are all the gospel
batteries, manned by 70, 900 pastors and
home missionaries, over the head of
each n of whom is the shield of di-
vine protection, and in the right hand
Of each the cleaning, two edged sword
Of the Infinite Spirit Hundreds of
thousands of private soldiers for Christ,
marching under the one starred, blood
striped flag of Emanuel They are
marching oni Episcopacy, with the SUI
blime roll of its liturgies; Methodism,
with it's battlecry of t'The sword of the
Lord and John Wesley" the Baptist
church, with its glorious navy sailing
up our Oregons and Sacramentos and
Mississippi, and Presbyterianism, NOV
ing on with the battlecry Of ''The
sword of the Lord and John Knox"
And then, after awhile will come the
great tides of revival, sweeping over
the land, the 500, 900 conversions in
1867 eclipsed by the salvation of mil
lions in a day, and the four American
armies Of the Lords host marching
toward each other, the eastern army
marching west, the western army march
ing east, the northern army marching
south, the southern army marching
north. Shoulder to shoulder! Tramp,
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George" said she, in a tone of bitter
rebuke, "as far as l can see, you are
going to the dogs"
You're never c~ontented, Mariap' re-
turned her erring husband. "You made
me give up horses, and here you are
complaining about dogs. Do 1 object to
your cats and your canaries 2 No, mad
am l would scorn to interfere with
your pets-and l beg of you to respect
my preference for nobler animals p'-
N. p. tribune.
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Nrpc rrr,cu ana ndVe hHu COCA heaItH
and been very strong
ever since-that was two years add a half ago..
: Agreat Family Doctor Book of 1000 pages,
mailed on receipt of 81 cents in stamps for
postage and wrapping only. . Address,
WORLDS DIsPENSARY MEDICAL AssocIA.
TON, No. Cog Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
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A subscriber writes us-"How can
you make out the nostrils-two for a
(s)cent,' to be the cheapest feature of
the face, when its neighbor just below is
less than one-third of a cAincapin2
Yours, QUIZ"
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every one of the painful irregularities
They fade tile face, waste the figure, ruin
the temper, wither you up, make you old
before your time.
Get well That's the way to look well,
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
you, with DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton.
1t regulates aud promotes all the proper
functions, improves digestion, enriches the
blood, dispels aches and pains, melancholy
and nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength. It's a
powerful general, as we'll as uterine, tonic
and n%ervine, imparting vigor and strength
to the entire system.
The Monitor-register., 1896-03-13

Can't be ~beat-wood carpet.
x**
Some folks jest keep complaints in store,
An never, never cease;
10 times OF peace they shout fur war;
In war they hollers 'Peace!'
Washington Times.
The Monitor-register., 1896-03-13

Ardent Lover-'If you could see my
heart, Belinda. you would know how
fondly''-
Up-to-d date Girl (producing eamera)-
Il intend to see it, Hiram. Sit still,
please. ~ Chicago Tribune.
The Monitor-register., 1896-03-13

Abrsham-"Vere vos You all dis dayP"
Ikey-"Fadder, / vos in de woods, an
| saw a nest full of young burts, an dey
did nothin' but sing 'Cheepl CheepP"
Abraham-"Mine gracious, key, get
all dem burts you can! I'll hang dem in
der front window and let dem holler
bout der goodsp'-Psts6urg Bulletin.
The Monitor-register., 1896-03-13

OF EfW (rE<k, 6nRaf0 Co.,
Me6., writes: II enjoy
good health thanks to
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription and Golden
Medical Discovery !
was under doctors care
for two years with womb
disease, and gradually
wasting in strength all
sthe time. was SO weak
THAT I could sit up in bed
only a few moments, for
two years. ] cofHihenced
taking DR.. Pierce's Fa-
yorite Prescription aud
his Golden Medical Dis
covery,' and by the time
1 had taken one-half doz~
en- bottles I was up and
; going wherever / pleased,
The Monitor-register., 1896-03-13
A LITTLE FUN.

The Mark Down. "Man," she bitterly
exclaimed, sis dominated by the almighty
dollar"
Sand woman" he rejoined with spirit,
"by the almighty 80 cents"
Ia the meanwhile, Destiny was
wondering which it would be.-Dstroit
Tribune.
The Monitor-register., 1896-03-13

Lady at the door-"I believe In nv
heart you are the same tramp that | gave
a large piece of pie to a few days ago."
Tramp-"No, ma'am; you're mistaken.
He's dead. "-K onkers Statesman.