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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-16
J. B. BRADY,

Dentist. Rooms in Kahn Block, over
Spitz' Jewelry Store. Office hours, 8 to
IL q. M; 2 to 5 P. m.
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THEAlbuquerque Citizen printed Judge
Brewers letter without word of COM
mani
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kRf- Entered as SecondClass matter at the
Santa Fe Post Office.
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
MAX FROST,
Attorney at Law, Santa Fe, New Mexico.

GEO. w. KNAEBEL,
Office in Griffin block. Collections and
searching titles speciality.
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A. B. RENEHAN,

Attorney at Law. Practices in all terri
torial courts. Commissioner court of
claims. Collections and title searching.
Office with 3. A. Fiske, Spiegelberg block
Santa Fe.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1896-01-18
Calif0rnIa Hummer

Commencing Oct. %. the Santa Fe
route will run daily new and strictly
first class limited train to Southern Cali
fornia. The time has been materially re-
duced-taking only two and one-half
days to Los Angeles and three days to
San Francisco. Equipment will consist
of supurb new vestibule Pullman palace
and compartment sleepers, chair car and
dining car through to Los Angeles with
out change. This will be the fastest and
most luxurious service via any line to
California. Every possible effort will be
made to insure ease and comfort TO our
numerous patrons.
Another daily train will carry through
palace sleeper and tourist sleeper to San
Francisco and Los Angeles, as Mt present.
For full particulars inquire of
z. r. MCCARTHY, Agent
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Eleci ric RIiters.

This remedy is becoming so well known
and 80 popular as to need no special mem
tion. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song OF praise. A purer
medicine does not exist and 1t 10 guaran.
teed to do all that IL claimed. Electric
Bltters will cure all diseases OF the liver
and kidneys, will remove pimples, boils.
salt rheum and other affections caused by
impure blood. Will drive malaria from
the system and prevent ss well as cure all
maiarial ievers. For cure Of headache,
constipation ana indigestion try Electric
Bitters-entire satisfaction guaranteed, or
money refunded. Price 60c. andlSl per
bottle ct Tsvis' drug store. Mo- D
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TWO LlYes Sawed.

8. Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction
City. ILL.,, was told by her doctors that she
had consumption, and that there was nc
hope for her, but two bottles of DIR. Kings
New Discovery completely cured her, and
she says 1t saved her life. Mr.. Thomas
Eggers, 1ss Florida street, San Francisco
suffered from dreadful cold, approach
ing consumption. He tried without re-
suit everything else, then bought one
bottle Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, and was cured in two
weeks. He is naturally thankful. 1t is
such results, of which these are samples,
that prove the wonderful efficacy of this
medicine in coughs and colds. Free trial
bottles at Tevis' drug store. Regular
sizes, fifty cents and $1.OO.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1896-01-18
Kentucky and Whiskey.

FROM the ST. Joseph news.
The astonishing, statement is made
and proven by statistics, that in the
state of Iowa there are more persons
and firms engaged in the liquor busi-
ness than are in that business IN Ken
lucky. The eternal and threadhare
joke about the Kentuckian and whis-
key has gone on until nearly every
body thinks the Kentuckians are the
hardest drinking people in the union,
Even the stage has helped on this ex-
preston. But il is false. There is
less whiskey made in Kentucky than ig
very many northern states and there i
certainly less of it drank in Kentucky
than in very many states. Few people
know it but it is nevertheless fact
that majority of the counties in Ken
.tucky are under the local option laws,
have not single grog shop in them,
Most people in the north would be
amazed To hear that there is any viii
lage in Kentucky where whisky could
not be bonght, and yet that is true oi
the majority of the towns and villages.
But the world will go on making jokes
about the kentuckian and the whiskey
bottle even when prohibition sentiment
has closed every salooh in the state.
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THE NEW COUPLE.

She was new and was constructed on the
latest modern plan,
But she lost her heart, II Ike others. and, Ol
course, twas lost to man;
SO at last the two were married, and they
started married life,
As they thought, equipped and ready, well
prepared for any strife.
She was posted on his business quite as
thoroughly as he;
She had strdied all the details, and, aSany
one could see,
She could run his shop or office; and ii
also seemed quite clear
She could act as his bookkeeper or could
serve as his cashier.
She could sell goods on commission, or
could buy on thirty days.
She was sharper than most merchants in
all proper business ways;
She could ''taken from his dictation, and
dictate to others, too;
There was nothing round the Office that
she really couldn't do.
SO they thought they were we'll armored
for life of great success.
But the outcome OF their trial was n
failure more or less;
They are doomed to boarding houses and
regretfully they roam,
For while they both can run the Office.
neither one can make a home.
st. Louis Dry Goods Reporter.
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Honey Moon Don'ts,

Dol It be afraid to eat in public; no
appetite denotes the silly bride.
Don't be argumentive and contra
diciory; there is nothing so CALLING.
Don't expect TO quarrel; the expecta-
tiou of it often leads TO the spat.
Don't worry if your husband is
absent few minutes; kidnapping men
is obsolete.
Dont cry when leaving home; peo-
pie will think you have made a bad
match.
Don't be dissatisfied with habltation
chosen; contentment is better than
riches.
Don't nag each other; nagging is the
most dangerous element in married life.
Don Don't-please--don't-display affec-
ton in public; sea sickness il less
nauseating.
Don't elongste any discussion; IN
any event, victory is not worth the
irritation it causes.
Don't remark defects In each other
never noticed before marriage; sslove
is blind"
Don't ifabrlcate IN regard to age; a
man or woman usually looks as old as
they are.
Don't sniff at each others newly
made relatives and friends; there is
good in Israel.
Don't have different tastes about
things; it is noble to make sacrifices
for peace.
Don't criticise the presents each
others relatives gave; be thankful they
sent anything.
Don't be gadder; If there is any
thing man hates it is a woman for
ever out Of doors.
Don't forget to acknowledge wedding
presents, even if six months after the
ceremony.
Don't be too independent, either of
you; what will it amount to hundred
years hence?
Don'tbe disagreeable either of you;
not even fire will break up home
quicker.
Don't have any secrets from each
other; honesty, candor and openness
triumph in the end.
Don't go to everybody for advice and
sympathy in perplexity; work ont your
own salvation.
Don't be surreptitious in anything;
deceit makes more marital quarrels
than anything else.
Don't forget to count fifty before
uttering a harsh, unkind or irrating
word in displeasure.
Don't say or do anything that could
possiblYgiye to either offense; be uni
formiy conslderate.
Don't be dictatorial in anything;
grown people never like to be treated
us little children.
Don't threaten to go home every time
the husband is remiss; you would
break his heart
Don't think because yon are married
either can be independent to appear
ance in matter of dress.
Don't object to the husbands club
make home SO fascinating that he will
sacrifice the club.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1896-01-18
Rams Horn Blasts.

1t is as wrong to think wrong as ii
/ is to do wrong.
The heather were not all born in a
heathen country.
Wisdom can live 'on what Afools
trampfe under foot
There are many beggars who do mol
beg for money.
The religion that has no joy in il
has no peace in it,
The real coward is the one who is
afraid 10 do right.
1t isn't the biggest horn that makes
the best music.
The man who never gives anything
away cheats himself.
The Christian who suffers most for
Christ is most like him.
When bad men are elected TO office
the devil rules the city.
1t is hard to please the man who
never knows what ne wants.
A big man can sometimes be bought
for a very small price.
Virtue keeps on paying dividends
when the bank breaks.
The more a Christian grows in grace
the less he thinks of himself
A thousand people want to live long
to where one wants to live well.
The recording angel never gets any
information from grayestone.
IL Is not hard to win heaven when
we are willing to give mp the world.
The Lord save us from adoring
brains and scofiing at purity of heart.
Every dollar given down here in the
name of Christ draws interest above.
The devil is generally the gamer
when a preacher gets any easy place.
A fool will be all his life in learning
what the wise can see at a glance.
Try to count your mercies and many
of your troubles will be wiped out.
If yon find life hard, remember that
you have only TO live in. it one day at
time.
The poorest man in tho world is the
one who wants to get rich by selling
whisky. =
The heaviest load any man can try
to carry is anxiety about Gods part
of the work.
The devil generally walks 10 church
with the member who does not pray
in secret.
No matter how dark it is, true faith
always has sweet song that it San
always sing.
If we do not learn from little trials,
the lesson may have TO be taught in
great ones.
How quick it uses up some profess
sors of religion to get a chance to
make money easy.
The man. who thinks money can
make him happy is travelling IN the
wrong direction.
The trouble is just this: There are
too many church members and not
enough Christians.
Before some preachers will aim a
dart at sin, they must know who is
hiding behind it.
How easy to be happy today, if we
would but trust God with the burdens
Of tomorrow.
The devil has fish on his hook
every time some one says: 81 can
drink or can let it alone"
Some people are willing to give the
devil any room in the house If he will
only pay good rent.
uhere wouldn't be so many people |
opposed to the Bible if it were not
opposed to so many vices.
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willing to furnish gold for amy legiti-
mate demand, but If you attempt to
draw upon the treasury gold after
today, as you are now doing. for hoard
ing or speculation, shall adopt an
effective remedy for the protection OF
the governments reserve. We have q
cash balance of over $3.50, 900, 900.
Not one OF you doubts for nroment
the purpose and ability of the govern
ment to maintain specie payments.
"But If you continue to withdraw
gold shall at once order that You be
paid 10 per cent in silver coin the first
day. The second day you will be paid
20 per cent in silver; the third day 30
per cent and so on until one-half will
be paid you in silver"
"But,p exclaimed the astonished
bankers, .ssthis Is in violation Of the
implied obligationthat The government
win pay in gold"
..Make no mistake about that, gen.
tlemen," replied Mr.. Manning. ..the
law says .Coin,' and the treasury will
exercise its andoubted prerogatiye.p
That ended the gold raiding. The
government won its point just as soon
as the secretary of the treasury showed
that he had backbone.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1896-01-18
urc Hrm1 JuHgIes OF
India.

From the New York Mercury.
The bluff old major from the Qneen s
army had listened attentively to the
campfire tales of his companions. He
put fresh charge of fragrant tobacco
in the veteran pipe that he had been
smoking and the three occupants OF
the compartment lapsed into expeetant
silence, waiting to hear from him.
s.The bravest man ever met was
not on the field of battle, he began.
"He was soldier, but 1 knew very
little about his military record, and
yet when | say he was the brayest man
ever knew ! think / know what am
talking about. We were campaigning
in Indie, and for months the command
had simply been idling time away. We
were all thoroughly tired of life OF
routine military inactivity and finally a
party of five of US secured two weeks
leave of absence, which we proposed to
spend in hunt for big game.
"One of our number was senior
regimental officer, who had bee
through ten years service in India. He
had been the guiding spirit of our ex-
pedition. Seated few feet away frcm
him and TO his left was a young junior
company officer, who had but recently
joined his command. We had been
eating fruit, which was OF kind that
bears very peculiar scent. 1t is ira
dition that this native fruit has strong
attraction for several varieties of vene-
nous reptiles, which are peculiar TO
that climate. /, at least, am Convinced
that there is something more than
tradition in it.
..As have said, we were talking OF
adventures, when, in a moment OF
silence, the bluff old regimental officer,
looking steadily at the young lieutenant
to his left, slowly said:
s.Do you think you could keep your
presence of mind under the most trying
circumstances, when your life depended
upon your GOODNESS and courageP
dead silence followed the colonel's
question, and the young officer, looking
quizzlcally at his interrogation, replied:
"Yes, l think could
"Then the time has come when you
must be put 10 the test. Move not a
muscle until | tell you. or you are a
dead man.
.sTheh the bronzed old warrior
slowly drew his pistol from his hostler,
aud. taking deliberate aim, he fired
shot at the very feet of the man to
whom he had addressed his ominous
question. For the space of second
we all sat like statues, then the colonel,
in tone of relief, exclaimed:
at is all right now. boys; ekilled
it.
I'VE were all on our feet I'M an
instant, eager TO know what danger
had threatened our comrade. AthIs
feet lay the coiling, squirming body of
a huge cobra, the most venemous
reptile that haunts the jungles of India
think the man who calmly faced that
danger was the bravest man [ ever
met, said the major, and no one dis
sented
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AUDITORS Report.

The report of State-Auditor Seibert
for the year ending December 81. 1895.
has been completed and sent to the
public printers 1t shows the state
finances TO be IN highly satisfactory
condiu0n. Balance, January 1895.
SII9. .I25.43: receipts in 1895. 81, ,SO5.-
S17 40; disbursements, S4-l9l ,6eS.77;
balance january 1886, $334. Ola. 10. or
the 81, I46. .473.5 SO appropriated from the
revenue fund for the general expenses
of the state in 1855 81 .6s7 .2z9.60 was
drawn IN 1895. leaving only Sl.06l. .lSO-SS
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BY Way of the Mississippi Gateway.

Passengers destined to Cincinnati, Leu
isville, Cleveland, Columbus, Pittsburg,
Philadelphia, New York, Boston and the
Atlantic Seaboard, from any of the West
ern states, can add greatly to the pleas
ures of the trip by going via the Missouri
Pacific Railway and st. Louis. This is a
very desirable route, and passengers thus
ticketed can save considerable time and
have at their disposal the finest of Pull
man aud Reclining Chair Car Service. All
agents OF connecting lines sell tickets via
the Missouri Pacific Railway and its great
Mississippi River Gateway and can hA-
nish full information. bearing outhp ~
cellent equipment of the sold RekiaRiel" I"
For maps, time tables, illustrated An9 de-
scriptive pamphlets, address ~ 't'.''fs,Ssn-
send, General Passenger ARent 81 llouis.
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Give me the liberty 70 knew, 10
think, to believe and to utter freely,
according to conscience, above all
other liberties. Milton.
Temperance puts coal on ihsnk
meal in the barrel, Eonr IN the
money in the purse, credit in q
country, contentment in the house,
clothes on the children, vigor in the
body, intelligence in the brain, and
spirit in the whole constitution, Poo
Richard.
No true and permanent fame can be
founded except in labors for the happi-
ness and good of mankind-Charles
Simmer.
Silence is the wit OF fools and one of
the virtues of the wise.-Bonnard.
[ Every duty we omit obscures some
truth we should have known.-Ru Ruskin.
Argument, as usually managed, IS
the worst sort of conversation; as 1t is
generally, in books, the worst sort of
reading. Swift.
live are ever in doubt what to do,
1t is good rule to ask ourselves what
we shall wish on the morrow that we
had done--- John Lubbock.
Believe me when / tell yon that
thrift of time viii repay you In after
life with usury Of profit beyond your
most sanguine dreams, and that the
waste of it will make you dwindle alike
in intellectual and moral statue be-
yond your darkest reckoning -Glad-
stone.
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Trains - 10l- and ia daily except Sunday.
All other trains daily.
Excursion, ,tickets sold TO Kansas City Satur-
d " evenings, Sunday mornings, and Sunday
evenings at one fare for the round trip. good
for return up to and including Monday morn
ing following.
Through tickets and checks 10 all points.
Round trip tourist tickets on sale to all tourist
points.
S.A. YERMILLION, Ticket Agent.
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ppraTnTNo pLnpRla App0INTMT

PRESIDING ELDERS APPOINTMENTS.
Malta Bend and Grand Pass, at Malta
Bend, January 1919.
Longwood and High Point, at High
Point, January 25-26.
Knob Nostsr and Dresden, at Zion Hill,
Feb Try 1-2.
4 hbus circuit at Columbus Feb
rs-ry S9.
Odessa and Marvin, at Odessa. Feb
ruary $40. Z
warrensburg station, February f5-l96
Montserrat circuit, at Mentserrat.
ruary 22-23.
Lamont station, February 1924.
Wellington circuit, at Wellington, cs6V
ruary % and March /.
Sweet Springs at Blackwater, March 7-s.
Herndon and Houstonia at Herndon,
March 14-15.
Elmwood and Bethel, at Bethel, March,
2l-22 p. m.
Corder and Blackburn at Corder, MercII
81 ID a. IN.
J. NJ. Boon, Presiding "a
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Bucklen's Amica SaIye.

The best salye in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores. ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
tion or money refunded, Price 25c. box.
For sale at Tevis's drug store. tt.
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In the Beginni1

OF a new year, when the 4|< eeeso a
of close confinement IL or|< &&'f Nous,
many find that their hsa2<1 141lns to
break down, that the Ie&<E >xposurs
threatens sickness. II II then - wsii as
at ali other times, and with people even
in good health, that the following facts
should be remembered, namely: that
Hoods Sarsaparilla leads everything In
the way OF medicines; that 1t accomplishes
the greatest cures in the world. has the
largest sale ia the world, and requires the
largest building in the world de72<e1
exclusively to the prepaEatiop q ~
propriety medicine. Does u4I [i1s4 4 :
clusively prove, il you are 4ic '|t<
Hoods sarsaparilla is the lz1td .eIut i1f
you 70 take?
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FIOrida and SOutIe1s( Z

If you have any intention 5f s
the Southeast this fall cr ~Io<} .
should advise yourself OF TIM ls1st I /
from the North and West. This is tho
Louisville & Nashville Railroad, which Is
running double daily trains from ST.
Loais, Evansville and Louisville, through
to Nashville, Chattanooga. Birmingham,
Atlanta, Montgomery. Pensacola, Mobile,
Jacksonville and all Florida points.
Pullman Sleeping Car service throug'.
Specially low rates made to Atlanta dur
ing the continuance of the Cotton States
Exposition, and tourist rates to all pointk
|fn Florida and Gulf Coast resorts dun
the season. For particulars as t9<
and through car service, write
Atmore, General Passenger Ags,
vile, Ky. =
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Indications Arc BRIGHT.

Wellington Qui Vive: The democrats
of the Fifth district want just such a
man to represent them in congress as
Judge Wm. Young, and from present
Indications they are going to get what
they want.
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Everv Line True

Wellington Qui Vive: The article
headed Two Cities" in last week s
Intelligencer, contained whole lot of
good sound common sense. Every line
of it is as true as gospel.
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is the Lawyer . Good citizen !

| From the Columbia Herild
The profession of the law has always
been looked on rs a learned position,
and its members have been foremost in
public affairs. In every community
the lawyer is leading citizen.
Two classes of lawyers exist. The
one holds to the belief that the prac-
tice of his profession means something
more than earning fee by doubtful
means. He settles more disputes out
side courts than he carries into them.
He holds himself in a measure respon-
sible to the public, and believes IN the
dignity of the law. He will not do
anything as lawyer that he would
scorn to do as man. The other class
are pettifoggers, blatherskites and
pestiferous scoundrels. They acquire
cheap reputation by their fiueney and
degrade their calling by fomenting
strife. They are often called 'spromi-
neRt" and sssuccessfnl,n y because of the
skill with which they defeat justice or
perpetrate iniquity under forms of law.
They stoop to anything to win a point,
fixing juries, bribing witnesses or
twisting the truth. These are danger
Gus in any town, however rich or pop
glar or conspicuous they may be.
The lawyers owe it to themselves and
their noble profession to seourge ont of
it the.scamps who bring it into disre-
pute Disbarment proceedings should
be more frequent, and the standing of
admission TO the bar should be raised.
The absurd prejudice existing against
lawyers who are employed to prosecute
criminals should cease. If this preju-
dice were based on fact, 1t would mean
that the bar is simply collection of
smart fellows whose only duty is to
secure the release of law w-breakers. But
it ought 10 be as much an obligation
upon lawyers to punish the guilty as to
defend the innocent. They are officers
of the courts equally with judge and
Jurors
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Where they should Go.

From the New york World.
Singers to Alto, Ga.
Bakers to Cakes, Pa.
Jewellers to Gem, Ind.
Smokers to Weed, Cal.
The sleepy to Gap, Pa.
The idle TO Rust, MINI.
Poets to Parnassus, Pa.
Deadheads to Gratis, o.
Printers to Agate, Col.
Cranks to Peculiar, Mo.
Actors to Star City, Ark.
Perfumers to Aroma, Ill.
Apiarlsts to Beeville, Ind.
Small men to Bigger, Ind.
Bankers to Deposit, N. Y.
Widowers to Widows, Ain.
Tramps to Grubtown, Pa.
Brokers;ta sfeakyille, New.
Hunter ~ Trail, Col.
Youn e Gangs, Va.
Huckstt '<ille, Ark.
Old ma liquity, ..
Lovers 7llle, Mich.
The etisl lldway, S. G.
Cobbleft Heel, N. c.
Theosol iystic, Conn.
Politics. 40pme, N. c.
Topers Station, Va.
Pbvsieiaf fortown, Ga.
Puzzle d Vaudeville, Ga.
Drumul' E Hest Town, Va.
Prohibif Drytown, Cal.
Druggizl anl Lake, Wis.
10 Trickum, Ky.
- Il. Il 10 Chewtown, Pa.
New M. les to Bliss, Mich.
Political 10 Stumtown, Pa.
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Ladies' Aid Society of the Christian
church is prepared to make comforts in
any quantity on short notice. l0-i2-tf
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lInme MnnevtnLnan.

have on hand some money I will loan
on good real eatate security.
2-s-tf H.C. WALLACE.