The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21
PITH AND POINT.

"What did tue doctor do for your
complaint" Told me the name OF
it."-Th-
Badger, are Jou a victim OF hab-
it2" ''Ies-of other peoples habits"
Chicago Record.
Teacher What was Joau of Arc
maid off" Bright Pupil-"MadS OF
dust. Boston Transcript
There is one variety of cake that tho
small boy will not seize on With avid.
ity, namely the cake OF soap. - Boston
Transcript
'Did you so to see the wa works?I
Yes perfect fraud! Just "a lot OF
girls sitting in row chewing gum.
Chicago Record.
This leap year h-,ngs. 'mong=, other thing
That nll u with dismny.
scurry FOR cng&-emcn: rings
On every bargain day.
Washington sSay.
"There's a woman disguised rs
man" "How do you know?" "Sho
grabbed NJ her coat.tails aud stepped
OF the car backward"
"What is The matter with Phillips
senior? He has been i'll ever since his
son went to college" "Remittens
fever, possibly. Detroit Free
Press.
pitcher, what made You move back
TO that lite town." II want to die
where my obituary notice will have
chance for respectable show -Chica.
so Record.
JIc& AMI Jill went up the hir.
With merry shou; and laughter:
Jack swept down and through tue town, y
And Jill ca q" scorchins after.
Chicago Post.
Lady at the Door believe in my
heart you are the same tramp gave It
large piece OF pie to few days ngo!'
Tramp No, marin GU re mistaken
He's dead"
Will some one tell "a Curious Real,
er" why the pictures of horac,ess car.
riages show that many OF these new
vehicles go with whip sockets? -Bos-
ton journal
Examiner-"What do Won know of
the life of Frederick the Great? Tell
me briefly rs possible" Student
Born, educated, caned, loved, mar
ried, died !"-LustiGc Blaetter.
81 don't object, Alice, - said the pa
tient father, ito your trying to make
yourself look like a man. Al! obiers
to IS the kind of man you succeed III
looking like. '-CincinuatI Enquirer.
3.cent fare, if one has to stand
is good, no matter whose pocket it hurts;
But we now cellars for / cen; ia.s
For the woman who sits and sTg-a Is her
skirts
-Ch,oa-o = corr
A newly married womau's dinner
table always looks pratt-, but it takes
an older houseleeper, with her best
wedding cliul smashed by time, IT,
get up dinner that tastes good. At.
Gibson GLOBE.
Hannah, said the mistress to her
new girl, you can take that brown
serge dr,s' of mine aud put it in
soak. - e. IL, fad Hannah
who's your fav'rice pawnoroher?"-
Detroit Free Press.
The heroine to-e her hair. "Ob.
that / should come To this." shs
moaned well, You didn't have to
pay TO come, Missed the villain, with
a meaning glance in the direction of
the audience. Detroit Tribune.
Il won Ter now warm the room Is"
said BiooJumper. Benny, 70 and
look at the Thermometer The little
boy consultation must have been
very unsatisfactory, for he SAID, pres.
emily. The thermometer isn't 60.
inc. "-Trut1.
II wish TO say, shouted the emf.
nent ceiian, Mr.. Barnes former,
That tue Heni who threw that chine
egg and knocked me breathless, H.
nothing bat q brute, with the instincts
o. ou assassin. ] am Injured 10 ordin.
.'ary expressions OF disapproyal, but
this IS mo-s than flesh and blood eau
bear. '--lnlianapolis journal.