Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1896-05-14
Wit and w isdom

tVft Soi1hSt - ~ iHz.
One swallow does not make Spring,
but one of Ore Minute Cough Cure
brings relief. J. I. Bennett.
He hath a poor spirit who IS no.
planted above petty wrongs -Eelthan
Make it a point TO see that your
blood is purified. enriched and vital
lied at this season with Hoods sar-
saparilla
..Some people have to stay poor be-
cause they viii not believe it is bless
ed to give.
Damonia is no quack medicine. 1t
has done and is doing for the sick
what no mans made remedy ever
did, can or will Call at j. i. BEN
nett's.
Well-arranged time is the surest
mark OF a well-arranged mind.-Ros-
seau.
When the doctor fails to relieve or
cure and hope is gone, use Damocia,
a God-made cure for all ills. It's a
cure-all. Learn Of it by calling at j.
L. Benefits.
The generous heart should scorn a
pleasure which gives others pain
Thomson.
Nearly all women have good hair,
though many are gray and few are
bald Halls Hair Remover restores
the natural color and thickens the
growth of the hair.
you can't measure mans relig-
ion by the length of his face on Sun
day
Eczema is frightful afiliction, but
like all other skin diseases it can be
permantly cured by applications of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t new
fails to cure Piles. j. 7. Bennett.
The self-made man is the only one
satisfied with his job.
In the spring young mans fancy
lightly turns to thoughts Of DeWitts
Little Early Risers, for they always
cleanse the liver purify the blood
and invigorate the system j. I.
Bennett
Many Of our cares are but a morbid
way Of looking at our privileges
Scott
One minute is the Standard time
and One Minute Cough Cure is the
standard preparation for every form
Of cough or cold. 1t is the only harm
less remedy that produces immediate
results. J. L. Bennett.
Confidence in conversation. has
greater share thar wit. -Raehefou-
cauld.
Mrs X. DeYoung. Middleburg, Ia,
writes have used the One Minute
Cough Cure for six years, both for my
self and my children and | consider it
the quickest acting and most satisfact
Cough cure | have ever used. j. L
Bennett.
ITO kick the bucket is said to have
originated in the time of Queen Eliza
beth. when a shoemaker named Haw-
kins committed suicide under peculiar
circumstances placing bucket on a
table in order to raise himself high
enough to reach rafter above then
kicking away the bucket ON which he
stood.
Did you ever think how easily the
blood is poisoned BY constipation
Bad blood means bad hea IA and pre-
mature old age. DeWitt's Little Ear
" Risers, the famous little pills, over
come ultimate constipation. j. T.
Bennett
''As dead as door nail" at first
seemed utterly senseless, but becomes
lively and picturesque when we re-
ember that knockers were once uni |
versallv used Beneath the knocker
in order to prevent dislguring the door
n large nail or bolt was driven. An
impatient caller waiting for The door
to be opened, would frequently use
the knocker with great force. and the
Responsiveness of the nail gave rise |!
to this expression.
\. l.. Wooster, prominent citizen of |
Osseo. Mich. after suffering exeruci- |
atingly from piles Ter twenty Years, |
cured in a short time ~ using De- I
Witt, Witch Hazel Salve, nm absolute
cure for all skin diseases, More ofthis
preparation is used than Nh others /
combined. j T. Bennett
Whom the gods love die Young"
is an adage which has come down to
MS from the stoics, who believed that |
years invariably meant
increase Of sorrow and misery There |
is a story told Of n mother in Athens |
who, having rendered the gods some
service, was assured that any c ition |
she offered would be heard aud an
swered, She prayed for her three
sons the best gifts the gods coul be-
stow; the next morning they were all
found dead,
First Few Doses Helped