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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
AUOMORE LIVERY STABLE.b%
SOUTH CADDO STREET.

Having overhauled my stable and
reftted it with new Emhree n
Mclean buggieS. carriages and phae-
tons. | am better than ever prepared
to give the public first class service
nice match teams for Surry or carriage
and gentle teams for ladies. Good
r0adSters and safe drivers for drum
merS. Good fishing outfits. Salts
faction guaranteed.
Second hand buggies for sale.
j. E. BOWLES Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

National Republican Convention,
St. Louis, Mo-, June 18th, 1895.
For the above accession the u. G..
A 8. r. R'y (Santa Fe Route) viii
sell round trip tickets for one fare
for the round trip. Tickets win be
on sale June 18th, i4th, and 18th
limited to return June 3Ist.
further information.
I.R. MASON, Agent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

For the Emancipation day cele-
bration the q. G. & s. F. R'y Co. will
sell round trip excursion tickets TO
all points on their line for one and
one third fare. Ticket on sale June
18th and 18th, limited to June 10th
for return.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Commencing Feb. 18th trains No.
l3 and IA local freight trains) be-
tween Gainesville and Purcell will
carry a coach for the accommada-
tton of passengers and tickets will
be sold for passage between all sta
tions, Gainesville and Purcell inclu-
sive. Respectfully,
i. r. MASON, Agent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

This is what the girls say when you
ask them to 60 out driving with you,
or to the picnics. They want you to
get new buggies and fine horses, and
you can alway find them at I. b.
Cathey's livery stable on West Main
street I'm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
DIssoIutIoa Notice.

TIE firm OF Wood & Davies, known
as the Ardmore Brick Works Com
pany, is this day dissolved by mutual
consent, ID Davies retiring and W.
r. Wood continuing the business as
heretofore, collecting all outstanding
dues and assuming all liabilities OF
the firm. w. r WooD.
ID. DAVIES.
MAY 23, '96. 24-lw
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

You who want typewriter letter
heads can find something at this Of
fee that will surely please you. Only
the best paper used.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

We learn from good authority that
at an early date Pauls Valley will
have q resident commissioner. The
slate as il now stands is to locate
Judge j. f. Thompson permanently
in Pauls Valley and to divide Judge
Curtis time between Purcell and
Center. This is all right. Judge
Thompson is an able man and the
people Of Pauls Valley would give him
warm reception. We are sorely
in need of a permanent commissioner,
as parties living out of town who
have business with the court never
know where to find him. We are in
the center of a very large district
and our officers often have TO 90 to
Purcell to the commissioner, incur
ring a heavy expense and taking up
valuable time. On the other hand,
Purcell's division is small, It being
on the line, and not having enough
business to occupy all of the judges
time, we can readily see where the
above change would be advantage
Gus to all concerned.-Pauls Valley
News.
FOR SALE, CHEAP.-One complete
set Of Chambers Encyclopedias, nine
volumes, bound in sheep, and almost
new. Apply at this office.
For SALE.-One full blood Jersey
! bull calf. Call on Il. II. Parker, the
/ ieweler, Main street.
] r. w. Choate, a prominent citizen
of Mannsville, is IN the city attend
ing district conference.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
NarnInG Order.

In the Indian Territory. Southern District.
r. ID. Gillenwater. Recr.. Plaintiff.
".
W. J. Miller. Defendant.
The defendant W. j. Miller. fa warned 20
appear IN this court In thirty days and
answer the complaint Of the plAintin. r ID
Giilenwatef. Recr.
witness the Honorable Arthur Walcott,
Commissioner OF said court. and the seal
thereof this sth day OF May. iGs-
laMALl Arthur Walcott. Z. 8. Com.
Robert r. Lee. attorney for plafntin.
Jessie Hill. attorney for non reaidenf.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Rev. J. E. Aubrey will occupy his
pulpit at the Cumberland Presby-
terian church, Sunday, at the usual
hours of worship, morning and even
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Receiver Moran Scott went TO
Dougherty today TO look after the
interests of his railroad at that place.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Did you know that the ARDMoREITE
is headquarters for fine job printing?
The best Of stock and unequaled
workmanship.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

See those beautiful rigs at the Ard
more Livery Stable, South Caddo
street 7tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Capt. r. A. Kelley who lives frsi
door south OF the court house Is Iylna
very IN. His condition is quite
critical.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

N. E. Martin, the well boring man,
is we regret to state very sick with
measles, near Lehigh in the Choctaw
raaffnu
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
PoIItIcaI ConNentIons.

For the following political cOnven-
tions, the Santa Fe will make round
trip rates of one fare from all of its
Texas and Indian Territory points.
National Prohibition convention,
Pittsburg, Pa, May 81, 1896; Nation
Mo, June 16, 1896; National Peoples
convention, St. Louis, Mo-, July p,
1896. For particulars as to limits
and time cards call upon any Santa
Fe agent or write to w. s. keenan,,
General Passenger Agent, Galveston.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
May %, '9e.

For SALE-Two desirable residence
lots in Ferndale addition. A big
bargain for cash. Apply at this Of
flee
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

See those beautiful rigs at the Ard
more Livery Stable, South Caddo
street. uI
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Good Roads convention and Bicycle
meeting, Galveston, Tex, June 9Th
to 18th.
For the above occasion the G.. q. n
$. +. Co. will sell excursion tic ~ cts
to all points on their line for the
very low rate of S5. Tickets on sale
June Sth only, limited to return June
l4th. This gives every one an OPP
portunity to make a nice visit to the
sea coast, and gives sufficient limit
so that all may enjoy the trip. Let
every one take advantage OF this
low rate to have a grand time.
Respectfully,
I.R. MASON, Agent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

500 pounds nice smoked hams at
cents per pound. viii Pyeatt. IA
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

n. F. Frazier, a successful business
man of FL Dorado, Kan, spent last
night with his old friend e. P. Van
Denberg, and went north today.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
Stoue a. MarnhaI.

Since the establishment of the U.
;. courts last September an immense
volume of work has been done.
Chief Marshal c. l.. Stowe, with only
sixteen deputies and five of them
are office mem has since last Sep
tember delivered fifty-seven convicts
to Leavenworth penitentiary; incar-
cerated seventy-two persons in the
L. s. jails in the territory; collect. I
over 81 200 in fines for misdemeanors
and captured thirty-seven fugitives
and delivered them to the officers of
other courts. When we take into
consideration the fact that four-fifths
of the work done by the territory
courts is civil business and the small
force of only eleven active deputies,
then glance over the above facts,
there is only one conclusion to ar
rive at-that Chief -1arshal Stowe
stands without a peer in bringing
criminals to justice. His deputies
are all men of brains, courageous
End untiring in their efforts to run
down criminals and bring fugitives
to justice. After September 1st the
territory courts will have full iuris-
diction, additional officers will be
put on, and il is safe to say that
crime and criminals will be as scarce
in the Indian Territory as in any oi
the eastern states.-Pauls Valley
4 News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
Four Inches of Hall at Ell Reno.

Ell RENO, OK, May 27.-El Reno
was visited tonight by the severest
hail and wind storm that it has ever
had. The wind blew a gale of forty
FIVE miles an hour and the hail fell
to a depth of four inches in less than
twenty minutes. Water poured out
of the clouds and was swept along
by the wind in great waves. The
destruction of glass is complete, even
the heaviest plate blowing in before
the falling ice. The loss on crops
will be something great, almost in
calcuable. Many small buildings
went down, but NJ one was injured, 4,
the people having sought refuge in
storm caves. The storm was very
threatening and storm caves were
crowded.
The finest rigs, best drivers to be
had in the city, at the Ardmore Liv-
cry Stable, South Caddo street. 7tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Best bicycle on earth sold on easy
payments at j. b. Spragins & Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

r. w. Choate, prominent citizen
of Mannsville, is IN the city attend
ing district conference.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

lots in Ferndale addition. A big bar
gain for cash. Apply at this office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

For SALE. full blood Jersey
bull calf. Call on Il. II. Parker, ths
ieweler, Main street.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Deputy ID. d. Flow came in yester-
day bringing with him j. j. Johnson,
arrested at Gale, on a grand jury
warrant charged with carrying a
pistol, in default of $50 fine and costs
he was given apartments in Hotel
de Uncle Sam.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
We Would
Not Take
Your Time,
If we did not have
SOmafhiuU nf interest

If We did not have
something of interest
for you. :: :: :: ::
Roses Of cashmere
have an exquisite OdOr
and is an excellent
toilet soap. In short
it is a 25c. soap. We
sell at pc. :: :: ::
Rice meal has a
delicate Odur as we'll
as the durability of
any 2jc. soap it iSa 25c
soap. We sell at 124c.
Pink Label, the peer
Of any l0c soap is only
DC a cake. :: :: :: ::
We have also an
elegant line of station
cry at the same prices.
25c boxes note paper 15c.
poe boxes note paper 1Oc.
pc tablet I;E..
ac tablet 10c.
lOc tablet s..
Will you look at them
as You pass by. If you
do You are sure TO buy
al. :: :: :: :: :: ::
Ross & Bonner.
MAIN STREET, +: ARDMORE, II.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29
At dc AaphaIt MInea.

Every Sunday refreshments will
be served. Go out on Sunday look
around, and when you want some
thing to eat or drink call on Speigle
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1896-05-29

Elegant -four bins at $3.50, usual
price is $500. Call and examine them
and / am sure you will buy one. w.
NJ. Nix Grocery Company. Spot
cash. "a II
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Testimony Of the Photograph.


ut is remarkable what an important
part the kodak plays in maratime
transactions, as we'll as others, these
days." observed Capt. Tanvcrs, an old
whaler. "You may not know it, but no
big ship ever leaves port now without
q kodak end a supply of Photographic.
materials. This is especially the case
with whaler sand other ships which
70 out on long cruises. The day Of.
listening to yarna of whalers has
passed. To-day the whaler must show
the photograph of everything.
AS q whale is worth from $1,000 to-
5000, and as it costs from $685. 900 toi
$4,000 to send out and maintain a.
whaler and her crew for her catch,
yarns, interesting as they may be, are;
not regarded by the men who furnish
the money for the enterprise as sufti-
cient remuneration. They want the
facts, or photo of them II they lost the
facts; nothing else will do. It won't
do any more for party to go on on q
loafing cruise and return In nine or
ten months, empty, after having eaten
up several carloads Of provisions and
run up the wages bill into the higher
thousands. Every place the ship
touches she has to be photographed,
and Photographic Transcript has to
be shown Of every important incident
Of the cruise. "-Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Chem BIZ Compari.on.

"It's NIL wrong" said the old man
from the country. "Young men nova
days spend too much money on the
young women in whose eyes they are
anxious to find favor. Courtship is
altogether too expensive"
ION the contrary" returned the man
Of the world, ''it's comparatively
cheap"
"Comparativelyw
Eyes. It's a lot cheaper and more
satisfactory than paying alimony.''-
Chicago Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
A Personal Inquiry.

my son." said the passenger In the
silk skull cap, putting his head out OF
the window as the train stopped at a
country station, "what Is that stufr
piled up in the long building over
there on the otEc: side Of the trackY'
'Srhat's corn" replied the boy with
the faded hair and jeans trousers.
who was lounging ON the depot plat
form. "Say. be you editin' some farm
ers' paper" Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20

Better spend a. few dollars no,o and eet
health, than see your family suffer for tho
want OF the money you will miss earning
during long sickness.
Sog,ca contains no mineral or othe, moi.
sonous Ingredients. It is endorsed 6v he
highest medical authorities Of the dan.
Sold by all druggists; $l.Oo per hottie; yix
your symptoms, write US. and same viii be
given You free by one Of our staff Of phy.
sieians..Kicka2oo Indian Medicine Co., New
Haven, Couu.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
MILLIONS orDoLLARs ANNUALLY:

MILLIONS oF'DoLLARs ANNUALLY:
And more could be made by the farmers
II they would plant Salzer's big crop
ping seeds, because Salxer's seeds
sprout. grow and produce, giving you
from to tons Of hay per acre, over 2Ou
bu. Of corn. 116 BIZ. Of barley, 1900 bu
Of potatoes, 200 bu. Silver Mine Oats
and the like per acre. These are pos.
five facts. all Of which can be substan-
tiated by oath. Now, the editor asks
why SOW poor seeds and get poor yields
when such big. bountiful yields are pos.
sible? Salzer catalogue tells you all
about It.
If yos VIII out this ost and send u
with 10 cents postage to the John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, you
will receive their mammoth catalogue
and 10 samples Of grain and grass seeds,
worth SO to anybody to get a start
from Catalogue alone, s cents post,
sSe. g.. W.n.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20

NOT only clt1'e& BY
poisonous secretions
the natural channels.
FIRST premonition Of
tro ubles, acts as .
tonic, and by it's
curative, blood pnri-
flying, cleansing.
an d invigorating
qualities will ward
of disease. and just
this 10 what every
man should bear in
mind, IL you have
such symptoms %
sleeplessness. loss Of
appetite, irritability,
coated tongue, bad
breath, blotched
skin, etc. Some in.
ternal poison is at
work;a breakdown
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20

Women az Haircut Experts.
Greer-There's one mystery that has
never as yet been solved.
FleenWhat IL it?
Green-Why is it that every woman
object. to the way that her husband
has had his hair cut?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Drowninr Hi. Troubl-

Jones-Poor Brown is in bad way,
I'm afraid.
Smith-Yes, fear so. Stomachic, is
It not?
Jones-what do you mean?
Smith-Why, when I Jaw him last
night he told me he was trying to
drown his trouble, and from the way
he went about 1t I thought It must
have been situated there.-.Ally Sloper.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Rer Onlx need.

"What can show you madam said
a shopkeeper In the leviathan draper's.
1.-The way out" was the reply. 1--WE
been trying to find 1t myself for the
last ten minutes. ALLY Sloper.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
A MOUNTAIN woo1xG.
1t May Have Lacked Romance, but
1t Was Successful.

1t May Have Lacked Romance, but
1t Was Successful.
"It was what was known as the flag
pond district in Cnicol county. Ten
ncssce." said a travelling man to Stan
writer, "wllen young man rode up in
front of the cabin where was stop
ping and spoke to q girl who was dip
ping water from spring:
'Howdy, Sa1:'
"tHowdy. Totn?'
"'Come, jump on the boss an go to
Erwin with me-
what fur
".rer git married.
"sBut 70 l,ain't done co'tet1 me yit.'
"'I know I hain't, Out I've been too
pestered with work. ! allus intended
ter marry yer, though
"'But hatn't got no clos remon-
strated the girl.
".Well, we'll jess ride on yon side
of Erwin to Sister Mays, IN the cove,
an I'll git yer a dress
"'Sho'ly, Tom:'
"'Sho'ly. SAL
".What kim of dress?
"'Best thar is in loves sto'.'
s'Not another word was said. Sal
dropped the bucket and jumped on the
horse, shouting to her mother:
"'Mam, ME an Tom Ia goin' ter git
married at Erwin. Well be by here
in the mornin'!
"The mother started as IL to call her
back, but the horse was galloping
down the lane, and she went and car
ricd in the bucket of water without
t."-Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Life IN the Backvood.-

The following is reported to have
been found on the wall Of a deserted
cabin in the heart Of Nebraska: ..Fore
miles frum naber; sixteen miles from
Q postofis; twenty-five miles frum q
ralsroad; forty-nine miles frum q
church; hundred and aety miles frum
timber; half q mile frum water; God
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
SYNONYM for Di.illusion,

Mrs. Peck--what do you sit there
reading for, when am trying to think
Of a word? Should I say ''disillusion-
ed or 'disillusionized?"
Mr.. n. Peck-I dunno. Just say
married" and let her so, at that.-Inr
dianapOlis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
He Was /. spook.

A simple young maiden Of Hook.
Saw q something who said with q
look
Half-playful, half-wan,
Don't you know me? Ga'on!
You will very soon-lm q spookv'
London Judy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
In the Honeymoon.

Young Wife-Say. Arthur. how do
you like your outlets cooked-dark-
brown or light?
He--Why, Emma, what a question!
You know you are blonde"-
gende BIatter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Perfumed Batter:

Perlumed Butter:
Perfumed butter Ia becoming very
fashionable at some American break
fast and tea tables in the large cast-
ern cities. The butter IL made into
pats anl stamped with a floral design,
and is then wrapped in thin cheese
cloth anil placed on bed Of roses.
violets or carnations arranged In a.
6at-bottomed dish. Over these is
placed layer Of flowers. so that the
butter patties are lmbedded in flow.
prs. They are then placed on: ice;.
where they are allowed to remain
for several hours. This butter is eat
eli with crisp Vienna rolls, accom-
panied only by q cup Of chocolate. Or
delicious Mocha. Fads and fadlcts-
what In the name of Caesar are we
coming to?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Vanity Taken Down.

Who was naughty, disdainful and
vain; ...J
He felt people feared him,
Till a coster girl jeered him.
Observing, eli! I'll have yer cane!"
London Judy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20

Alckap00 ln-
dian Sag va
the great blood
purifier. An
mfallible Gu 70
for Dyspepsia,
Gastritis, Nerv.
business, bilious
ness, Scrofula,
Bright's Dis
ease. Catarrh
and all Blood
Diseases, Gen.
oral Debility,
Chronic Diar.
rhoea and hum
dreds Of other
terrible infrm-
titles, resulting
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Not Up In French

Not Up In French.
''Isn't tllls line fncomplete?'' asked
the foreman OF the rural editor.
''Whut lfnc:"
',rhis-where It says: alexandra
Dunas ffls?,-
'rhe BILL" replied the editor. with
out looking up. PILLS the bill.' you
fool, you.-Auanta Constitution.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
HI. Regular TIP

Isn't this rather generous,~ said the
clergyman, looking ut the $40 gold
piece in his hand.
Its what always pay" loftily re-
piled the Sioux Falls man, who had
just been married.-Te1as Siftinga
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
6lSss our home! we're gone 10 Britain
Columbia to get . fresh start. :" Texas
Assistant Barslars.

Judge Prisoner. did you commit the
burglary alone, or with the help Of
others? VI. 5 IL.
Prisoner With the kind help Of the
Eighty-third regiment hand.
Judge-Whaty Explain yourself.
Prisoner-Well, you see, judge, the
band made a halt and all the people in
the house went to the front to listen
80 that worked quite undisturbed In
the back.-Fliegende Blaetter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20

Mother-What's that smacking noise
in the parlor?
Studious Boy (who goes to SCHOOL,
It's sister and her young man, ex.
changing microbes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
A Love of Canaer.

A Love OF CandOr
Impecunious Mani wish you would
be so kind rs to lend me s.. HI pay
you back in few days.
Candid Friend-If you had asked me
for the loan in q candid ind straigh-
forward manner would have lent you
the money, but asking me in the way
you did causes me to distrust you.
Impecunious Mani don't under
stand you.
Candid Friend-You asked me to be
SO kind as to lend you SIS.
Impecunious Man-Yes.
Candid Friend-If you had been can
did you would have said to me-. BE
30 stupid, be such an ignominious ass,
such hopeless idiot us to lend me
3d." and you might have got it.-Texas
Strings,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
Not Finical.

A coroner's Jury found, In the case
Of q man kicked to death by mule
that he suffered death BY being run
over by railroad train. The Jury
had no blanks about mule accidents
Los Angeles lCal.) express.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
(
NN/ re mn
ffHU'2;;,R.! $
G:.st = -. :: -
Hls Proper Place,

In m Irish court recently an old man
was called into the witness box. and
being old and just little blind. he
went too far, In more than one sense.
and, instead Of going up the stairs
that led to the box. mounted those
that led to the bench. Said the Judge,
good-humoredly:
rs 1t Judge you want to be, my
good man?"
"1Al. sure, your honor" was the re-
ply, "I'm an ould man now, and mebbe
It's oil I'm fit for
The judge (who shall be nameless.
for the bench must be supported. even
"a 1reland) had no reply ready.-Van-
ity Fair.
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His Wind WINS Good

They were looking over the prize
fighter and enumeratinS his good
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1896-03-20
"How is his wind:" asked the visitor

Excellent" replied his manager.
Gle can out-talk a phonograph."- Chi.
cagO Post,
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CHAPTER VIII.

William shall operate on me as soon as
ever he will"