The San Francisco call., 1896-04-03

On Inc hOeDISen ray mystery OalliOTIld
says to the world "Eurekar'
If the fight against the funding bill Is
well kept up it will come out on top.
After this bungling administration the
main issue before the people is to turn the
fools out.
When Vining doesn't get roast for his
street railroad mismanagement he calls it
cold day.
By and by Mr. Rainey will come to the
conclusion that the Junta is a fire and try
TO put it out.
Democracy will never be Strengthened
out until it is driven to good strong wall
and nailed there.
There is no more use to discuss fund
ing bill than to discuss a rattlesnake-the
thing is to kill it.
There is chance that the local Demo-
cratic campaign song may be something
like Lanigan's bawl.
Mr.. Depew will understand we expect
Francisco is a peach.
1t is even betting whether the Cuban
resolution or the Cuban revolution will
make the quicker finish.
The Dygart incident gives Cleveland
chance 10 write message on Cuban affairs
and say something strong.
The only policy on the funding scheme
that California needs is to enforce the law
and turn the defaulters out.
The next social volcano TO break loose in
something like war is just as liable to be
in Manitoba as anywhere else.
Germany was first on the trail of the
elusive Y ray, but California is the first to
track it to its lair and capture it.
Senator Chandler finds something to
scoid about even in his own State, so the
Senate needn't complain any more
1t is an easy prediction that the attend
ance on the Lanigan ball will be slim if it
Should happen to be a Rainey night.
1t would be better to have the business
OF the country set in motion by silver
crank than stopped by a goldbug plug.
By and by New Jersey farmers will lust
sit down and wait for ocean steamers to
come along and plow the soil for them.
Cleveland evidently regards his syndi-
cate bond deal as a sleight-of-hand per-
.formance, and objects to giving it away.
The proposed bridge across the bay is
one of the things that will have to be
talked over a long time before it is walked
over.
If Mr.. Vanderbilt will look closely he
will see that the only thing lacking to the
prosperity of this City is a competing rail-
road.
The only way to get the monopoly out of
the politics of the State is to make 1t take
its monopoly grasp off the industry Of the
State.
1t Will not be safe to declare that Harri-
son is permanently out of politics until
we see how he acts when the HONEYMOON
is over.
New Hampshire doesn't agree with Mas
sachusetts on the money question, but she
agrees with the country, for she stands for
bimetallism.
According to French reports, the Drei-
bund is willing that England should helm
Italy out, but is not willing that England
should stay in.
hn
dragged the appropriation from San
Pedro, and by and by that hand will get
hit with pile-driver.
Arizona is little bit happy wlth her
new Governor, but it goes without saying
she would rather be Stare and have a
chance to elect one for herself.
The Pacific roads debts will never be
settled until they are settled right. To re-
fund the debt would prolong the fight. but
the people will win in the end,
The Beers will help the British fight
the Matabeles, and the white conquest of
South Africa will go on as if those engaged
In it had never had a squabble.
Congressman Bowers resolution for the
expulsion of silver men from the House
was a very good illustration of the effect
iveness OF irony i'll contest with brass.
If the Vanderbilt and Depew combina-
tion expect US to believe they came here
solely for recreation they will have to stay
over until the festivals open and see the
whole show.
Europe has now nothing to do but sit
down and wait until Russia makes up her
mind whether she would rather have war
this year or go on and complete the Sibe-
rian railroad
1t has been demonstrated by Berkeley
scientists that cathode rays positively
electrlfy any solid upon which they i'm
pinge, and consequently the Republican
party being solid will be electrified by the
cathode rays OF politics this year, while
fabby Democracy will show up only as
blur on the background.