The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1896-04-19
THE LADIES' SIDE.

Mrs Swayback Injecting Mrs. Kilduff
on the avenue)-You were out yesterday
| afternoon v hen / called.
| Mrs. Kilduff (sweetly)-Yes.
Mrs. Swayback-You are always out
| when / call. ..--
| Mrs Kilduff-Well that's the only way
can avoid being in, you know.-Judge.
Sleeve offenders are in different styles.
| One is leg of mutton shape of coarse
| white net with featherbone stitched in.
These sell at so cents the pair. Celluloid
| extenders cost So cents, and can be made
to stand out very well, or to droop by
fastening the lower part at the desired
| height on the lining.
| Miss Wurrill-Hattie Scorcher run on a
| tack yesterday.
Miss wiel-well, from what know of
her temper. suppose she kicked her
wheel then, didn't she?
Miss Wurrill-No; just blew 1t up
Judge.
A blue dimity with an indistinct pattern
| in white over it's ground, is made with a
square yoke of open work embroidery.
Over the shoulders are long, square epau-
lettes of embroidery. The sleeves are
full ending above the elbow with a full,
down-hanging ruffie of the dimity, a full
sleeve of fine white muslin ending in q
narrow turn-back cuff of the same, edg-
ing as the epaulettes, set in under the
ruffie at the elbow, gives the effect of q
guimpe worn with it. The belt, joining
the bodice and skirt is of the embroidery,
underneath which is worn a ribbon end
ing at the back in short bow.
Hell confess that do not comprehend
| you.
She (frigidly)-I thought I had made
myself perfectly plain.
He-Ah! But you couldn't do that.
Alice!
Reconciliation follows. - Philadelphia
Times.
Shell wish some photographs taken.
Photographer-Yes. madame. with or
without?
with or without yhat?"
THE bones. Life.
Peppermints.-Two cups of granulated
sugar. one-half cup water, one-quarter
teaspoonful cream of tartar. Boil eight
minutes. add six drops oil of peppermint
and beat until it graduates, drop from
pointed spoons on oiled paper. Make
checkermints, orange drops, etc, by add
ing different flavoring. Color with cochi-
neal coloring.
Auntie-You know why people go to
church. don't you. Oracle?
Gracie-Oh, yes! Because If they didn't,
what would people think of them PUCK.
Her name was Bessie Turner; she'd a
tendency to fat;
And nothing could offend her more than
any hint of that.
She had a lover who was quite addicted
to the fad
OF practicing abbreviation when a chance
he had. ,a
He entered unto her one day with light
and airy tread,
And with a jocund mien In tone of exul-
tation said:
20, Bessie t.! o, Bessie IT," and that
was all of it.
A rolling pin assisted the forthwithness
of his fit.
Richmond Dispatch.
Ribbons will be largely used in trim
ming summer gowns. Satin ribbons are
shown on many of the new silk waists.
Jeweled gimps are exceedingly pretty.
and as only very little is used on a
waist, do not add materially to the ex-
pense.
Coarse lace in yellow and ecru shades is
used on cloth, silk and thin goods. 1t
comes in a variety of patterns and quail
ity. The cheaper qualities trim wash
goods effectively.
did you hear about Samuels?" asked
Mrs. Greymare's husband.
mo; 1 didn't hear about Samuels," the
lady answered. when you have any
thing to tell. WHO don't you tell it?'
Yes, dear. Well, Samuels was going
home the other night, when a footpad
shot at him, and the ball hit a latchkey
in Samuels' vest pocket and his life was
saved So you see what good a latchkey
is"
'Indeedl II Samuels had been going
home at a reasonable hour he wouldn't
have met any footpad. Secondly, he car
rles $4,000 insurance, payable to his wife.
and If II had not been for that key she
would be a rich widow right now. So, IL
you are limiting around for a latchkey
you will have to bring home some better
story than that one That's all. I'm go
ing to bed now. and IL you want to read
you'll have to go to the kitchen. And
don't waste the coal. "-Cincinnau En-
| quirer.
Genesee. chocolate-Two cups confec-
| TONERS sugar, one-half cup milk. butter
| size of an egg. two squares Bakers choc-
olate one tablespoonful vanilla when
/ cooked, boil five minutes; beat FIVE min
utes.