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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-11-30

SALE.-At a bargain, the stock OF
pods. a portion of the fixtures and
ISIS of the news stand in the East Las
post ofIice building.
w. G. KoOGLER, assignee.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-11-30

II ENT.-Two nicely furnished rooms
| or without the privilege OF house.
keeping 70S Lincoln Ave. l4-6t
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1896-11-30

cash and Sis month for nine.
20 IOay ty six months, Will pay Tor an
elegant, four room house, having two clos.
cts, outhouses, with grounds; best OF loca-
tion. Residence lots on five years time.
253tf j. H. TEITLEBAUM.
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NyICELY furnished rooms for lighthouse !,
~ keeping, In desirable locality. Mrs.
Herzog's, Douglass ave.
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Glass Trust Meeting.

INDIANAPOLIS. Ind, November 80 -
The glass manufacturers association
met here to-day, forty-nine factories
through Indiana, Ohio and Pennsyl-
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BUSINESS POINTERS.

Macbeth Water cures stomach
troubles. 209tf
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RENT.-Thres furnished rooms for
hit housekeeping, apply to- Ben
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RENT.-A four room furnished cot
geon Zion hill "a 2piy to W. y. Critics.
r.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

an and collector. Have
w splendid territory now open for good
M h. The Singer Manfg. Co. W. q. Whftes-
90 ,r, manager, ONCE Bridge st. 1851
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

C'arr aE deIartu atI-. fIeah comes
aI= NaH-. whom lHa Ha-e love 10 al
Es# Ha#..W laN-t eHmH4aE- Beet you a
laN o.. awettes she isa't weoosnize
gu1.
oaaIIg-. sot much, daah boy; you have
N aIlggus tVerrlrl Why. how 10
y 10 Ir rgamrly = le4rv- E0u ana
IN 1 Is ensa7ra' 'as1 summer "a
C19lg fptgrouslyl-' We we're indeed.
n -- N.Ht t'la-"
Mz- slglus fHeIliy VERY w-I Your
companion. Is 81 witness 70 that a mission
II y14 DON'T marry ulp m once. I VIII sue
sou ION breach or promise. Mv father
has il=t failed ana has taken the poor-
debIarz cath. .'-Ju42-,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02
Booth Among Ills Company.

DoEahoe's MaEazlue: Mr. Booth ofte,
family, when he called the actors of Ms
company his chilircn. AMI drew th.rg
around hlm for an afternoon TO H. aeyGt. I
10 "reminiscences and story telling 90
course he always had the floor ou these o[.-
ca ions, for, ProFerbially vain though yva
were We had modesty or vision enough
10 know that M. Booths stories 49,
sur- 70 BE- worth more than ours,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

ArgOnaut: once, when one OF F'arragut's
Eunboats on the Mississippi was just going
into action, one of the POWDER monkeys
Wa noticed by an officer kn cling by one
OF tho guns saying his prayers. The officer
snerrinEiy asked him What he was doing.
and II he was afraid.
NO, | was praying" said he.
well, what were you praying f1r2"
"frayluE. said the lad that the rra-
my's baueis may b. distributed the s3us
Hay as the prize money IS, principally
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Two YorkshIrrmCn had beeH On a trip
70 Hlackpool and were q their NAY home,
carrying "a bottle half hilei wIth SEA water
WHY. what ave you there, EIl?' he
..WeU yer see." was the reply. my ouIi
woman hasuI seen 4 sea, SO l thought
.Hlit SAID the first. while yer were
doing il. why didn't yer take a fun bottle21t
'.%ot me- vas the answer; what should
1 ha'e done when the tide began arising
anl broke the b0ttlef'
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

GENE teries OF the United States will con-
tain gold 10 the value OF Sl5pWVuu. rerre-
sente4 by tooth Filings Every year the
Americans have $1,000 worth of the yel-
low metal pounded into cavities m their
teeth. All q this IS buried with them when
they Gle. some day, perhaps companies
viii be organized 10 mine the cemeteries
aud recover the gold stcreteg in the Jaws
OF dead ancestors,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

In The ssaly a priest Of the Greek church
died lately at the age of I'D years During
he last years Of his life his memory be-
cau.e much weakened. 80 often that ne
DIDN'T rene mber whether he had diued or
not and as "a consequence he sometimes
dined twice IN succession or didn't dine at
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

The Boss-''I'm AFRAID there's going 10 Be
a hight out In front, That fellows been
shaking his list and talking 10 the clerk
for ten minutes"
The Boy-"No, boss, there dn't going TO
be no trouble. That fellows a Professions
. pugilist. "-4onkera statesman
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Mrs Hoolihan-"Wan divorce WA he ro
good: / want two ay Thin 70
ing ats' +''-
Mr. H9olihanEsfhot 39ltfl ~, 4 siy divl % be
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02
Beecham's pillsare for bilious

i'N'~ ~'l3'Il , I''ii' OF = ~ D''iDH'
ness, bilious headache, dyspep-
sia, heartburn, torpid liver, diz-
ziness, sick headache, badtastc
in the mouth, coated tongue,
loss sofappetite, sallow etc,
when caused by constipation;
and constipation IS the most
frequent cause Of all Of them.
Go by the book. Pills Ioe and
a5s a box. Book free al your
truggist's or write B F. Allen Co,
sos Canal Street, New York.
Azaasl salss nara than s.9ee.0 90 beIs.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Judge I'm heaven there Is neither mar
ryins nor giving ia marriage quoted Mr.
SkIiIs YeIl-eGIy-ly-
80, ron ih the other place either" re-
Piled Miss Flypp. THAT is something We
must attend 10 While on earth, OF else leave
IL forever uui1ue.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Tom-'charlie Deadbroke married a very
rich woman. didn't heg" -
Allce-'l guess 20, ] heard he miuiste,
iuterpolate something in the service abou,
the h9ly bonds and mortgages u matTL
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Life; why do you men Ike the clubs
So weu3 Is il because they are So home
Lke|
II Is because they are net h9me-like."
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02
Boys Clothes.
Ages 4 TO IS Years.

s. fine All Wool Blue Chin 90 ~
Chilla Refer Coats. new MID
ulster Cullar-Reduoed to.,
81 81 All Wool Cheviot Of NJ
Suits, nicely made .JD
Reduced to........ ............r
81 ~ and S5.pt fine All Wool Scotch
Tweed. Worstcd and s0 NJ
Cashmere Suits-I2e- MID
- dNccl to.... ........ .,.....N
&C. $3.50. finest 2-piace suits 90 40
in all the very best fab SD.IO
rics-Reduced to........ .......
500, S.25 $50 finest all wool eaa
Knee Pants O,N
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Interstate bowling LsaEue.
Ms lgEk. Feh. I-TLe ElGaIg. D414k-
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02

Carroll Undertaking Co.. L. McGee
siEseL TslenhGue 2sl5.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02
SUNDAY TIPS

Books new ana Old bought. sold ana e1-
Changed. CLICKS new location. 10 Main.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1896-02-02
Mems Trousers.

g. m Al Wool Of 80
Cassimere Pants Mo
Reduced to ..................
s2OD All Wool Cheviot and OF no
Cashmere Pants ~ 10
Reduced TO ...................
oiS pairs finest Norsted Choviots and
Cashmere Trousers. left over from
suits. plain and fancy COQS
patterns. worth S and NL.JD
N-kequccd 10 ......,...,,...1
81 30 and 500 no.
odd Vests ,tOc
Reduced to ......................
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
Probably the Relic of Religious as
tom OF the Teutons.

Probably the Relic of Religious as
tom OF the Teutons.
The old Teutonic aud Saxon races in
central and northern Europe, before the
introduction and spread of Christianity,
had great veneration for trees. They
would never willingly damage them.
Under large trees, especially old oaks,
the great councils were held and judg-
ments given; and the graves Of people
were found in groves-they always be-
ing buried under the roots of a tree.
This was the result of the supersti-
ton that their gods lived in those trees.
In the linden tree Berchta dwelt, a be-
nign spirit who took charge of the ba-
bies and rocked their cradles when the
nurses fell asleep; in the oak, Donar,
the thunder god; in the willows, all
sorts of spirits; in the elder trees, the
dwarfs. Whenever the festivals of these
gods were celebrated their trees were
decorated with lights, wreaths and ques-
ten (tassels), and offerings were hung
in the branches, which, however, were
plundered again when the festival was
over, the gods being supposed only to
appropriate the best.-S. S. Times.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
YESTERDAYS COURTS.

In tn Thirfv-sevcn;h n;st-'t court
Yesterday Francisco Sanchez was
given five years in the penitentiary
for horse theft.
John Walker, colored, charged with
stealing a bicycle, was given two
years.
Brock Sheppard was given two
years on a charge of assault to MUIR
der Fred Mayes.
The Galveston, Harrisburg and San
Antonio railway company obtained a
verdict in the Forty-fifth District
court in a damage suit in which p. I.
and Maggie Masterson were the COM
plainants.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
Tho lord Of MIsrule..

Down to the reign of Henry VIII,
and occasionally since. lord of Mis-
rule" was appointed to direct the
amusements of the court during the
holidays. He presided over the fes-
tivities Of the season, prepared the
games, directed the sports and saw that
the court was kept properly amused
during Christmas week. The Office was
considered highly honorable, and the
lord of Misrule" was generally some
wealthy nobleman who was willing to
spend money lavishly in promoting the
festivities of the court. 1t is of record
that, during the reign of Elizabeth, Es-
sex, as lord of Misrule," spent in one
Christmas season 5000 of his own
money on the court games.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
NEWS OF THE COURTS.
Leonard Curry on Trial-Other Court
News

Leonard Curry on Trial-Other Court
News.
Leonard Curry is on trial in the
Thirty-seventh District court today.
He is charged with assault to MUIR
der and assault to rape. He is ac-
cused of beating up Mrs. Catherine
Mary Cotter, of PIG Pereida street,
on the night of December >. Curry's
wife and three children were present
Mt the trial.
In the Forty -fifth District court this
morning Judgment was rendered for
defendant in case of William +. o.
Cornell against ], Goldstone. appeal
from Justice court.
A case of Joseph Goldstone against
VIM. p. O'Connell, suit for damages,
is on trial by jury in this court.
+. f. Collins was fined $40 this
morning as defaulting juror.
New Suits Filled
Lone Star Brewing Co. VS.. Phillip
Arnold, note, $947.73.
NJ. Half & Bro. VS.. Max Bassist
note, $427.01.
]. ii. Prendergast VS.. l.. ID. Thomas
foreclosure of vendors lien on lot "a
original subdivision of city lot 115
range 4, district 1, on South Pine
street.
Court of Civil Appeals
Motions submitted-J. w. McInnes
VS.. N. r. Wallace, county judge, from
Atascosa. for rehearing; ]. N. Hall VS.
| Sam Johnson. from La Sale. to dis.
miss appeal: LOTHIAN Bros. Mfg. Co
OF al vs. Houston Waterworks Co.,
| from Harris. for rehearing.
Real Estate Transfers
Sallie f. r. and John G. French to
q. Stucke. lot Is. of survey 1856, on the
Chupederas creek. II miles east of
San Antonio, containing 104 10 acres;
/ $3.50.
Charles G. Kimble. ST.. and wife to
John Rakowitcz. east half of lots IL
13. of subdivision of survey 1876, on the
Chupederas creek; S1.575.
G.. A. Stieren and L. J. Hart to ID.
Sullivan, lot and north half of lot
and south half of lot 3, block 10. on
| the west side of Avenue G; S1,032.90.
r. r. Trueheart and wife to w. e.
Jackson. lot z. block 2. on the west
side of Bots Dare street; $3.50.
G. F. Russi and wife to It. G. Frost,
lot fronting on the west side of Main
avenue. between West Houston and
West Commerce streets; $500.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
GEORGEToWN BoOMLETs.
Cuban Enlistment Stops-Fire De-
stroys Barn.

Cuban Enlistment Stops-Ffre De
stroys Barn.
Georgetown, Tex, Dec. 22.-Special
H. G. Green, the gentleman, who
with a dozen other Cuban sympathiz-
ers were preparing to go to Cuba, re
ceived communication from Senior
Palma, of No 90 New street, New
York, stating at present Cuba was
more in need of guns, ammunition
medicine and bandages. Recruiting
has consequently been suspended here
but to show the interest taken, Mr..
Green received offers from Hillsboro,
Smithville, Austin TO enlist companies
Of over 80 men each. Also letters
from smaller towns from parties Of
various numbers desiring to enlist.
Fire destroyed the barn and con-
tents of John G. Penn, at IL o'clock
yesterday. The barn was located a
very short distance from the house,
but through the heroic efforts of the
fire department, the residence was I'M
scathed. Loss $1,000; insurance I'M
known.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
A Possibility.

Little Dinah-Oh, Miss Minnie! You
amt gwine to hang up a stockin' wild q
hole in it, is you?
Minnie-Yes, am. And I'm a-doin'
it a-purpose, too. Iwant Santa Claus to
see that don't want any little bits O.
things. Anything that'll stay in my
stocking II have to have some size to it.
Little Dinah-Well, eff you gwine to
do dat, Miss Minnie, won't you please,
ma am, femme hang one O. mine under
yours, SO IS can ketch de drippin's?-
Harper's Young People.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22

Ing uuTlUS IL Temporary dDStucc iioh
the chair of Mayor Elmendorf, said
this same request had been made by
Mr.. Collins six or eight years ago, but
it was not granted then and he did
not think it should be granted now.
He proposed that If Mr.. Collins want
ed the property in question that the
city sell ii to him at the regular price
Of property on Houston street in the
vicinity.
After some further discussion. on mo-
ton of Alderman Kerble action of the
ordinance was postponed till next
meeting and in the meantime the al
derman are to meet and make a per-
sonal inspection of the property.
An ordinance to correct an error in
tn acknowledgment of a deed made
many years ago to J. Y. Dashell was
PASSED under suspension of the
rules.
WILL NOT ISSUE WARRANTS.
Alderman Mackey worked the same
old chestnut, ION the poor laboring
man." and announced that he with
drew his resolution directing the issu-
ance of warrants to city employees. He
said the matter had been thoroughly
considered at a meeting Of all the
members of the council and II had
been unanimously agreed that while
all were anxious to do all they could
for the working people they were of
the opinion that the issue of warrants
would be to the injury rather than
benefit of city employees.
Alderman Meerscheidt offered res
RI n
tse for supply of plants for the
parks needed by the park commission
er. Adopted.
Alderman Hoefiing asked the mayor
what had become of the ordinance
agreed upon at a. meeting several
days ago which provided for indemni-
flying the city collector for making
ievies on personal property to collect
taxes.
The mayor said he had not had time
to submit the ordinance to the city
attorney and for this reason 1t was
not ready at that time.
Resolutions were introduced as fol-
lows:
By Mackey-That the street COM
missioner fix the iron Stats in Com
merce street bridge at Bieters lumber
ward. Adopted.
By Mackey-That holes on Com
merce street between Military and
Paschal plazas he filed. Adopted.
BY Mackey-That the mayor be di-
rected to take immediate action for
the new city charter to be presented
IN the next legislature and that each
alderman be REQUIRED to make in writ
ling srch suggestion as in his Judgment
| world he for the benefit Of the city
and present same at the next meeting
of the council.
The resolution evidently did not
| meet with the approval of the coun-
ell. for after several jocular remarks
about it, it was dropped without hav-
ing beensput to vote.
By Hoefling-That $50 be appropri-
ated to complete street work on Lava
ca street. Adopted.
By Fahey-That washout be filled
and trees cut on Palmetto street. be-
tween Carson and Mason streets.
Adopted.
Bv Fahey-That crosswalks be laid
Mt Devilbis alley on Austin street.
Adopted.
By Kerble-That crosswalk be laid
corner Pecos and Chavez streets.
Adopted.
The council then adjourned.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
The Yule Log.

The yule log in Eng land is a relic Of
Druidism; its name is believed to be a
corruption of the wheel log, wheel in
Druidical symbolism typifying the
march of the sun. The lighting of the
yule fire isreminiscent of the sacred fires
kindled by the Druids at midwinter in
the round towers which yet remain in
many parts of Great Britain, Ireland,
France and Spain.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22

THE old way Of delivering messages
nv most bovs compared with the mod
arn te,ephone. illustrates the old te-
lius methods If "hreaking" colds COM
,ared with their almost instantaneous
-ure nv One Minute Cough Cure. r.
peuss. Citv Drug store. LOG e. Com
nerce street
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
Born on Christmas Eve.

On the evening of December "a sew.
eral notable characters of history were
born, among them being Galba, John
of England, William Warburton, the
critic; George Crabbe, the poet, and
Eugene Scribe, the French dramatist
On the same day there died Vasco da
CANA, the great explorer; Nine. de
Genlis and Hugh Miller, the geologist.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22

The mistletoe, now favorite plant
for Christmas decoration, was to the
Druids a sacred emblem. 1t was gath
cred by them with very pompous cere-
monies and, when cut and taken to their
places of worship, was deemed to pos
sess many mystic qualities.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
APuzzle for Him.

Little Amy-Mamma, Santa Claus
generally comes down the chimney In
the fireplace, doesn't he?
MRS. Flatz-Yes, dearie.
Little Amy-Well, how do you sup
pose he'll manage when we've only got
steam radiators in the house Chicago
Record.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
FOR CHRISTMAS.

Buy your wife, your sweetheart and
your best girl beautiful Bottele of
Altar Of Roses for 81 at the New Gu
riosity Store, 504 e. Houston st. 1t
lasts you life time and is something
new. 22 1T
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22

Misses Floyd McElroy and Belle
Black left last evening for Atlanta
Ca, where they will spend the holi
days with relatives.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
CHICAGO MARKET.

Chicago, Dec. 22-Cattle: receipts
1000; market fairly active and
steady. Texas steers $4,000 10.
Sheep: receipts II, 900; market steady.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
Christmas Day in Armenia.

The Armenian church celebrates
Christmas on January 16.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22

The finest gentlemen's parlors in
the city Mt the Silver King. 4-29-tf.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22

70 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II II
falls to cure. 25c. l0-b-t5st.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
7 WILL SOON BEA
MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY new YEAR

You've all laid aside a GER
tain amount for presents.
That amount you are de-
termined should go as far
as possible. Have you
been to the
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-12-22
GENEROUS CITY DADS.

CONTINUED From First Page.l
, 1896-12-03
THE GIRL HERSELF.

Twas not her bonnet. ii j. true:
Twas not her bonnet nice and new
That fixed my idly rowing eve
That summer day a. she passed by.
l Cannot tell you how twas made:
4 can,int tell the ribbons shn .e,
Nor ; Ist the color Of the wreath
! only saw the face bcne..:
] Ioticcd not her dress the while.
If it were made in latest style,
With Grecian old and closest fit,
Or furbalows aloruing it.
1t may have been of ililnsy wear;
| 10 not know, ! do not care,
For all lIy thoughts that wandered vide
We're centered on the girl inside.
Oh, she was sweet from head to fect,
The prettiest girl upon the street,
Depending not on outward dress
To emphasize her lOv.lincss.
Though many another maiden owes
Her chief attraction to her clothes.
This ono, though well supplied with pelf,
Would have no rival to herself.
II you sho Id meet this maid by chance,
You'd give hur more than passing glance,
And note perhaps with some surprise
Her perfect mouth. her lovely eyes.
But, oh, | warn you not to let
Your heart escape t. bounds as vet,
She's spoken for-thc charming ELI.
I'm going to marry her myself!
-EuN: York Ledger.
, 1896-12-03
y CATECHISM.

WIT benz. ur.. rres to an So
.ar J.. Ellr.
while la3.u~ II % - % ErIc.rUlnoSs9
lar Zee t,.r.
And "'nt Iiak : B..,nu" with alarm,
lt.'I ss.n sT..l t~ur"Apding harm,
Vi 81 iUr s..m wilt to u mans arm?
The bicycle.
What makes Amanda save and zrrnpef
The bicycle.
Till she can buy tIu latest shape2
Tn" bicycle.
What makes Il joint lest days on daya,
TUrr"! aId returned il suaLry ways
OF hash, ris-o!cs and r. chuuffosf
The bicycle.
What plays the d.ucs with Yankee trate'
The biryclu.
What's now III" cIiy molten" made?
T5r bicycle.
What malsrs liz crr!lgr build r slack2
What ch"ar"ns cob and nag and hack,
While the tinIHCiur- Boom and crack2
The bicycle.
What turns the scholar 10 Il duuc.2
The bicycle.
He rides Oh" used to ,fH6y uuuul
Tn" bicycle.
Why nr" n"ur"Ilc novels shut,
And minor poets all urcut,
And everything neglected. but
The bicycle?
st. James Gazette.
, 1896-12-03

10 cure all old sores. to heal an in
dolent ulcer, or to speedily cure piles,
you need simply apply DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve according to directions.
Its magic-like action will surprise you.
Chas. N. Settele.
, 1896-12-03

Il hear you had a financial discus
sion with Deadwood Pete. Did you
find him open to conviction?" No,
bat when | left him the doctor had to
take IA stitches.in im."-Detroit Tri-
bune.
, 1896-12-03

20 have good sound health, one must
have pure, rich and abundant blood.
There is no shorter nor surer route
than by a course of DeWitt's Sarsapa-
rilla. Chas. N. Settele.
, 1896-12-03

The old lady was right when she
said the child might die if they waited
for the doctor. She saved the little
ones life with a few doses of One Min
Group before. Chas. N. Settele.
, 1896-12-03

Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless,
and invariably reliable, are the quail
ties Of One Minute Cough Cure. 1t new
er fails in colds, Group and lung trou-
bles. Children like it because it is
pleasant to take and it helps them.
Chas. N. Settele.
, 1896-12-03

Clothcspins boiled n few niinutes once
or twice ~ month and quickly dried be-
come more durable.
, 1896-12-03

Miss Alice Snyder has boor: appointed
assistant 10 Dr. Mosher, the new dean
Of the wcmon's department of the Uni
versity of Michigan.
, 1896-12-03

A daily paper for 80 cents per month
= pretty cheap reading.