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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
A BOSTON ROMANCE.
Love Tried to Find Way, but Learning
Blocked Proceedings.

Love tried TO flnu a way, Dut LcafHi"h
Blocked Proceedings.
"Permit me to say, Miss How james,
resumed the young man, breaking the 81
ience that had brooded for some moments
in tho severely classical drawing room
where the two were sitting, THAT | am
deeply in earnest. This matter involves
my whole future, if not yours. 1t great
souled man may demand great things be-
cause he is worthy of them
Aristotle, murmured the young wom-
an abstractedly
"A common man may aspire TO what Is
beautiful and soul satisfying because 1t
meets a recognized want in his nature.
just as the monad is the beginning of ey-
erything'-
''Pythagoras, she interposed, becoming
interested. "Ah, yes; you are right. /
was about to say that the currents of mu-
tual affection in human beings may take
their rise from sources so remote that as
they approach each other along the track
Of the languid years.
Hawthorne"
TRUE, " responded the young man, up
Oh whose brow faint indications of tempo
rary intellectual confusion were beginning
to manifest themselves, land yet when
Spurzheim says there is nothing in nature
that can be ascribed to any vice in its con
stitution''-
81 beg pardon, Mr. Ticklowell, but was
1t not Spinoza who said that? The prime
val thought of this life
"Zoroaster, INTERCEPTED Mr.. Ticklowell
In faint voice.
Yes, but the theory is the property Of
the ages, and when Tacitus made the re-
mark, Whom the gods love die young ~
Pardon me, but was it not Menander?"
A shade of annoyance passed across the
face of Miss Howjames.
II think you are right" she said, yet
the observation has sometimes been ascrib
cd to Empedocles'
And that cmboldens me to suggest
that one can always appeal to the good
sense of men, which may he said to be
fairly divided among all classes"
II did not think" she replied some
what coldly, ''you were an admirer of
Descartes'
''Why notg" he answered warmly.
Because 1t Is an established principle
| that man, being the servant and interpre-
| ter of nature can do and understand only
| SO much as he has observed in fact and in
thought
IT know that was Lord Bacon's postu-
| late, but what of the divine gift of mag
| ination?'
Imagination is merely a form of
| thought. All thought is produced by
means of images of things which penetrate
tho brain through the medium Of the
senses"
Every true. That was the theory of
| Thucydides, was it mott"
"No," softly answered the young wont
an. 81 think it occurs in the writings of
Lucretius."
Once again silence brooded over the
apartments silence SO dense that the
portrait of Ibsen hanging over the mantel
| piece could almost be heard breathing.
miss Howjames," said young Mr.. Tick
lowell In vague, uncertain way, 81 came
here this evening with distinct purpose
of asking you some question, but the in
teresting discussion we have had has driven
it entirely out Of my mind. am
surprised at the lateness of the hour.
Permit me to wish you good evening. -
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
"A Disastrous Failure.

Financial commissions which disturb
the equilibrium of the business world are
productive or far less mischief than the
failure of the kidneys to perform the Of
flee assigned to them by nature. When
these organs become inactive the circula-
tion acquires impurities which bring on
dropsy, diabetes, Bright's disease, gravel,
catarrh of the bladder and other maladles.
To impart to the kidneys and bladder
healthful impetus, very different from the
excitement produced by an unmedicated
alcoholic stimulant, use Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, the finest diuretic in ex-
istence. This excellent remedy for in
activity of the kidneys is also of the
greatest service in malarial, dyspeptic,
bilious and rheumatic troubles, and has
received the unqualified sanction of en-
inent physicians. The nervous, the ell
derby and infirm and convalesoents de-
rive unspeakable benefit from its use.
Use it with persistence and at fixed in
tervals, and anticipate with confidence
the happiest results.
Nilsson: Haven't you gone to house.
keeping yet?
Newly Married Man: No; we're watt
ing to save up enough to live in keeping
with the style of the wedding presents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
A Hard Task.

A cyclist was in village hostelry not
many miles from Brighton, Dragging
about his abilities as rider to such an ex-
tent that the publican ventured to make a
bet with him.
II say, mister, said the man, "I'll bet
you half crown that you can't ride up
and down this road till tho church clock
strikes A."
''Done!'' shouted the cyclist, and the
next minute he was speeding up and down
the road.
After about three.quarters of an hour S
hard riding up and down the cyclist asked
one of the bystanders If the church clock
had yet struck 4.
"Struck ~ No fear" was the blunt
reply, COS our church clock never
strikes. '-London Sketch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

of things shows itself in many ways,
At first, perhaps little heaviness in the
stomach, a little sourness, windy belchings
and heartburn. Headaches begin to come
pretty soon after that, and biliousness and
foul taste in the mouth in the morning.
Chronic constipation is almost inevitable,
and it is probably the most serious trouble
that ever takes hold of man. Its seeming
simplicity is the thing that makes it most
dangerous, because it leads to neglect.
Constipation means that the body is hold
ing poisonous, impure matter that should
be gotten rid Of The poison is being re-
absorbed into the blood and the whole body
is being filled with it. Impurity in the
blood may lead to almost any disease.
There is no telling what may come of it.
Constipation is the start of it all. And yet
people are careless about it. 1t is the most
serious thing i'll, the world, and the easiest
to cure if you go about it right DR., Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets cure constipation. Cure
it positively certainly, infallibly. Cure it
so it stays cured. Cure it so you can stop
taking medicine.
SAnd that is something that no otkes
remedy in the world will do.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
REV ARD

Whereas, Frank Reitz was recently
foully and brutally murdered near CALI
mas Springs, in the county of San Miguel,
by unknown parties, who are fugitives
from justice;
Now, therefore, for the purpose of pro-
curing the arrest of the perpetrators of
this crime, I, VT. Thornton, governor
of the territory of New Mexico, by virtue
Of, the authority in me vested, do hereby
offer a reward of five hundred dollars
($50O) for the arrest and conviction of
the murderers of Reitz, such reward to be
payable out Of any money in the terri
torial treasury appropriated for the pay
ment CT rewards for the forty.seventh (47)
fiscal year.
Done at the executive Office, this the
14th day of May, A. d. 1896.
Witness my hand and the great seal of.the
territory of New Mexico.
SEAL w. T. THORNTON,
Governor Of the Territory Of N. M.
BY the governor:
LoRION MILLER,
Secretary Of New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

If girl can't break an apple she'll die
an old maid.
Every time star falls there's q death
somewhere.
If you see load of empty barrels it's
going to rain.
Cobwebs in a house may be considered
a sign that there is no kissing there.
If it doesn't clear up at IL or 8 it won't
clear up all day.
If the water bois away on the stove
it's sign that it's going to rain.
If her petticoat hangs below her dress
it's sign that her father loves her best.
Put on something new on New Years
day and you'l have plenty all through
the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
A Charitable Voter.

II am certain, said the election man
ager, THAT you voted in another ward
early this morningf"
"How como you to think SO, colonol?''
"Because saw you'll"
"You's sho' or dat?"
"Quite sure"
swell, colonel, ter tell lie truth did
vote in do fust wa'd, but only done it
out er charity"
"Out of charity"
eyes, sub. You see, hit wuz dis way,
colonel: DO man what keep do polls had
done bin dar sence daylight, en- business
wuz so slow, en- he look so lonesome dat l
des give him one vote ter start de ball
a-rollin, da' S all !"-Chicago Times Herald
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
Notice for Publication.
Small Holding Claim No. 348.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
May 6, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named claimant has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in sup
port of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the register and receiver,
at Santa Fo N. NJ, on June 10, 1896, viz:
John B. Lamy, of Santa Fe, N. NJ, for the
lot In sections 2S and 33, tip. 16 n, r. 8 @.
He names the following Witnesses to
prove his actual continuous, adverse pos
session of the tract for twenty years next
preceding the survey of the township, viz:
Nazario Gonzales, Francisco Bustamante,
Antonio Ortiz y Salazar, German Pine, of
Sapta Fe. JAMES d. WnIKEa,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

The following incident, told by a
teacher, is quite true: My attention was
called to wee small hoy, whose shrill
voice piped out above the rest At first |
was inclined to reprove him for disturb
ing me, but on looking at the tiny face
saw the child was really in trouble.
called him to me, and asked him what
was the matter. At first he would not
tell me, but finally he said: Please,
ma'am, can't sit down. This morning
got my trousers on wrong side afore,
and I'm most uncomf'ble. l want to go
home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Mr.. d. P. Davis, prominent livery
man and merchant of Goshen, Va, has
this to say on the subject of rheumatism:
81 take pleasure in recommending Cham
berlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism, as
know from personal experience that it
will do all that is claimed for it. A year
ago this spring my brother was laid up
in bed with infammatory rheumatism and
suffered intensely. The first application
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm eased the
pain and the use of one bottle completely
cur ID him. For sale by Ireland's phar-
macy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
Reduced Rates.

The Rio Grande 4 Santa Fe and Dem
YER 4 Rio Grande railroads announce
the following reduction in the first class
limited rates from Santa Fe to take effect
at once: Denver, SIC 80; Colorado Springs,
$14.66; Pueblo, $l8.l6; Cripple Greek,
1855.
Tickets sold at above rates are good to
start only on date of sale and will be
limited strictly to continuous passage
May l, 1896.
T. J. HsIM,
Genl. Agt., Santa Fe, N. NJ
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Mr.. J. W. Brown, editor of the Mineral
Age" Warrior, Ala, says: "After trial
Of Simmons Liver Regulator find IL an
excellent remedy for expslling malaria
from the system; and, as remedy for
disease in incipient states il can not be
excelled, and NO family should be witout
t." This lie strong Endorsement for
Simmons Liver Regulator, but none too
much 80.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
For your Protection. Catanh "Cures" OF

For your Protection. Catarrh Cures" OF
TONES for Catarrh in liquid form to be taken
internally, usually contain either Mercury or
Iodide Of Potassa, or both, which are injur-
ious if too long taken. Catarrh is local, not
a blood disease, caused by sudden change TO
cold or damp weather. 1t starts in the nasal
passages, affecting eyes, ears and throat.
Gold in the head causes excessive flow OF
mucous, and, if repeatedly neglected, the re-
suits of catarrh will follow; severe pain in
the head, a roaring sound in the ears, bad
breath, and oftentimes All offensive dis
charge. Theremedy should be quick to allay
inflammation and heal the membrane. Ely's
Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for
these troubles and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, 80 cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
Secretary Of New Mexico.

Young mothers dread the summer
months on account of the great mortality
among children, caused by bowel trou-
bles. Perfect safety may be assured
those who keep on hand DeWitt's Colo
4 Cholera cure and administer it prompt
ly. For cramps, bilious, colo, dyssntery
and diarrhna. It affords inst ant relief.
Newton'e drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Proposals for military supplies at road
stations.-Ofice of the Chief Quartermas.
ter. Denver, Colorado, April 18, 1896.
Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will be re-
ceived at this office until ii a. m. on May
Is, 1896, and then opened in the presence
of attending bidders, for furnishing Fuel,
Forage and Water, at Road Stations III
the Department of the Colorado during
the fiscal year commencing July l, 1896.
Blank forms for proposals and instruc-
tions to bidders will be furnished on ap-
plication to this Office, or to any Post
Quartermaster in the Department. The
government reserves the right to reject
any or all bids or any part thereof. b.
B. ATWOOD, Major and Chief q. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Beginning May IL, 1896, the Kuykendall
Transfer company will operate a stage
line between Monument, Colo, and Levin
City, Torrington, Manitou Park, North
Cripple Greek and West Greek, towns
com posing the West Creek mining dis
trict; two trips are made daily, which in
sures good connection with our trains in
either direction; rates of fare via the
Santa Fe Route, $3.50. For particulars
call on agents, A., T. & s. F. Ry.
H. 8. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
Gro. T. NrcnoLsoN, @. P. A.
Chicago, I'll.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
He Got 1t.

"Ma'am," said Mosely Wraggs, who
stood at the kitchen door, dripping with
rain, "I'm not arskin ye fur anything TO
eat this time but
"Well, what do you want?" sharply de.
manded the woman of the house.
"Would ye mind givin an old veteran
all reler?"-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
When He Forgets.

"Why is it, - the Cumminsvillo sage in
CURED, with tho air of one pleased with
the sound of his own voice, "why is it
that the man of 40 or thereabout can re-
alizo so well how old he is when he is talk
ing to youth of IS, but seems to forget
all about it when he meets girl Of that
Rge?"-.Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
Advantages Of Matrimony.

Mr. Wallace-It seems to me that If ever
bachelor realizes his unhappy lot it must
be when he Is in bed sick.
Mrs. Wallace-Yes; there is great diff.
erence between hired nurse and wife.
II he goes to throwing the medicine bot.
ties aud things at the nurse when she hap
pens to hurt his rheumatism, she will
leave. --Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
Faithful to His Trust.

"Don't let the grass grow under your
feet, my boy, y said the man Of business
handing him an important message.
The messenger boy thought he under
stood. He fingered SO long on the way
that he killed the grass. Chicago Trib-
un0
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

For every quarter in a mans pocket
there are dozen uses; and to use each one
in such way as to derive the greatest be-
nefitls question every one must solve
for himself. We believe, however, that
no better use could be made of one of
these quarters than to exchange itfor a
bottle of Chamberlain's Colo, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy,a medicine that
every family should be provided with.
For sale by Ireland's pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Your verses are very good, Miss, said
the editor, in his klndliest manner, but
we cannot possibly use them. Our columns
are too crowded.
Can't you leave out some of that stuff
you publish under the head Of Wanted!
suggested the poetess. tits very uninter-
estirg.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
How to Treat q Wife.
(Frorp pooifiC Hoo1fh IOurpal \

From Pacific Health Journal.
First. get wife; second, be patient
You may have great trials and perplex-
tiles in your business, but do not there
fore, carry to your home cloudy or con-
tracted brow. Your wife may have trials,
which, though of less magnitude, may be
hard for her to bear. kind word, a ten
der look, will do wonders in chasing
from her brow all clouds of gloom.-To
this we would add always keep bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house. It is the best and is sure to be
needed sooner or later. Your wife will
then know that you really care for her and
wish to protect her health. For sale
by Ireland's pharmacy.
To lead child is to command an army,
comes not from Solomon but from the
Rams Horn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

A. l.. Wooster, prominent citizen of
Osseo, Mich, after suffering excruciating-
ly from piles for twenty years, was cured
in short time by using DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, an absolute cure for all
skin diseases. More Of this preparation
ia used than all others combined. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Eczema is frightful affiiction, but like
all other skin diseases II can be perma.
nently cured BY applications Of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel 6alve. II mover fails to cure
Piles. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Don't fool away your money buying
worthless remedies, which are warranted
TO cure every disease. Remember that
DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is blood purifier
and blood maker. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
To Give Him q Res

Wfe-Well, doctor, how is it with my
husband?
Doctor-Fair to middling, so to speak.
He wants rest above all things. have
written out prescription for an opiate.
Wife-And when must give him the
medicine?
Doctor-Him? The opiate is for you,
madam Louisville Home and Farm.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Did YOU ever think how readily the
blood is poisoned by constipation? Bad
blood means bad health and premature
old age. DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills, overcome obsti-
nate constipation. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla oleanses the
blood, increases the appetite and tones up
the system. 1t has benefited many peo-
pie who have suffered from blood dis
orders. 1t will help you. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

In the spring a young mans fancy
lightly turns to thoughts of-DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, for they always cleanse
the liver, purity the blood and invigorate
the system. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

In sundayl school-Teacher: When
Lot found his tRi'e was turned into pill.
lar of salt, what did he do?
Butchers sen; Why, miss, 1 kinder
guess he got hitn a fresh one,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
In New York.

"Hello Jones! How did you get here9'
"Walked."
"Walked9 From Buffalo, What on
earth did you do that for"
"Oh, we ,rought the baby! He's teeth.
Ing. ".-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Mrs. R. DeYcung, Middeburg, Ia,
writes. have used One Minute Cough
Cure for six years, both for myself and
children, and consider it the quickest
acting and most satisfactory cough cure
have ever used Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Ny opinion Of smart woman, said
Bill Nye, is female who at housekeeping
time can spread newspapers on the pantry
shelves, yet not stop to read every story
and poem in them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
OutlOne.

Anything new at the scances'
eyes; Rabelais was there, swearing hor.
ribly because his laurel wreath had been
stolen by Thomas Hardy. Chicago REQ
ord
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

II Is peculiar fact that tramps and
others who have no money with which to
pay doctors bills never have appendicitis
-Atchison Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

One Minute is the standard time, and
One Minute Cough Cure is the standard
preparation for every form of cough or
cold. 1t is the only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16
The Way to Learn.

The beggar had sign up, "Deaf and
Dumb" and the passing philanthropist
stopped in front Of him.
'I'd like to give this man SOM ing"
he said to his companion, 'but how a
to know he is deaf and dumb?''
"Read the sign, sir,'' whispered the
beggar cautiously. London Tit Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

First Doctor: Good photograph, isn't
it! Second Doctor: Fairly good. Flat
tiers the left lung little, think.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

Tommy. you didn't come to school,
yesterday afternoon. Nom; there wuz
a circus in town, an paw and NAV, an
Aunt Caddie, an Uncle Tom, an Cousin
Bob all wanted to take me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-05-16

One swallow does not make Spring, but
one swallow of One Minute Cough Cure
brings relief Newton's drug store.