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The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

1t is not surprising to learn that the un-
sanitary condition of the San Bruno road
district is due to the fact that the Southern
Pacific Company has built up an embank-
ment that interferes with the flow of the
tide and forms dumping ground for ref
use. In fact. wherever anything is wrong
in San Francisco it is nearly always found
that the monopoly is back of it.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13
VIEWS OF WESTERN EDITORS.
Nothing Superfuous.
Astoria News.
There are no strings on the new woman.
It's Ducks for Cleveland
Los Angeles Times.

11Ub IIILICos
If the President can bag ducks with the same
facility that he can plunge the country into
debt he is simply corker.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13
PARAGRAPHS ABOUT PEOPLE.

Prince Edward of York, being now year
and half old, lis to be reproduced in life-size
marble statue.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13
THE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.

Get your valentines ready.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

1t is worth noting that the burglars who
broke into the house of Governor Mat
thews OF Indiana stole the cold meat in
the pantry. but never thought it worth
while to take his Presidential boom.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

Mrs. Mckee will go to Indianapolis in short
time to superintend the refurnishing Of ex-
President Harrison's house.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

In these reviving times revival of the
festival OF st. Valentine would not be a
bad idea, and the date falls, moreover, at a
season propitious for San Francisco to have
frolic and invite the youth of the world
to come in and dance.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

1t appears that Mark Twain Samuel L.
Clemens) is the author of the personal Recol-
lections OF Joan of Arc" appearing in Harper's
Monthly. So says volume VI of the National
Cyclopedia of American Biography" just pub
lsshed
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

The New York Sun says the chief issue
In the coming campaign will be neither
the tariff nor the silver question. but de-
mand for a patriot President, and, OF
course, in that case the third-term move
ment might as well get out OF the race.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

There is chance to add fine adorn-
ment to the City in the new building to be
erected on the site of the old City Hall.
and thereis prospect moreover that the
chance viii not be lost, for we have good
architects and. some of the designs sub
mitted offer us building that we could be
proud of,
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

The fact that the League of American
Wheelmen increased in membership over
l3,oO0 last year shows how rapidly the use
OF the bicycle is growing and inclines
to the belief that the time is coming when
cycle tracks along the main streets of a
city will be as necessary as car tracks.
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

Kaiser Wilhelm was out OF Berlin and Pots
dam for 159 days last year. He devoted to
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

many years he was pastor OF the First Baptist
Church of Stockton. A few months ago he
on account of his health, resigned the pastor
ship.
MARE 1sLAND-J. T. B.. City. Edward A. Won
Schmidt, now of Mare Island, writes as follows
IN regard to the naming of that island
:, II was my pleasure to hear the late William T.
sherman. VINO was a pioneer and like the writer
MEMBER OF the Society of California Pioneers, saw
tnat Mare Island was named from the unusual fact
that band OF wild horses found there was led by
very large and handsome white mare instead of
Dy one or the other sex, as is usually the case.
ASSESSMENT WoRK-A. H. H., Empire mine.
Coulterville, Cal. The law requires the amount
OF assessment work to be performed yearly
upon each separate claim. If two men own
ADJOINING Claims and they should decide to
run tunnel from one claim To the other. and
In pursuance of such an agreement one should
perform Twice the amount of assessment work
on one claim alone, that would not protect the
adjoining one.
FoNTENoY-S., Santa Monica, CAL What is
known in history as the battle of Fontenoy was
fought near that village, in the province of
Aalnauit, Belgium, on the 18th of May, 1745.
Inc contendlng forces were the French, num-
pering about 10000, under command of
marshal SAKE, and the allies, in equal number,
commanded by the Duke of Cumberland. The
aiiles were English, Hanoverians and Dutch,
French after q loss of 5000 men. 1t is re-
ported THAI it was at this battle, as 1t was
In progress Louis XIV asked SAKE If the enemy
nad been repulscd, and that the Marshal made
reply. Not yet, my liege; the gIrish troops
remain"
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

Young Holman is beginning to reap Pader-
ewski-like crops of gold in Russia for his
pianoforte recitals. AT recent concert given
in st. Petersburg the young pianist gave the
net proceeds, amounting to the sum of $500,
The San Francisco call., 1896-02-13

MARE ISLAND. T. B., City. Edward A. Won
Schmidt, now of Mare Island, writes as follows
in regard to the naming OF that island:
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18

DEATH OF W. l.. curry.
He Was Once Owner and Editor OF
The Forrest City Times.

Mr.. Thos. f.. Curry received telt
gram yesterday evening AT $3.50, an.
nouncing the death of his brother.
VIM. Ii. Curry at Poplar Bluff, Mo. at
l2:lO p. m. Mr.. Oury some years ago
was editor anu proprietor of the But
Ter County Advocate, but sold the
plant some time ago and had been run.
ming job Office. Some wears ago he
lived ut Forrest City, Ark. and was
owner ana editor of thu Forrest CITY
Times. selling that Office to Thos. j
HICKS. lie WAS at one time member
OF The Arkansas Press Association.
lie was an Confederate soldier
having served through the war i'm com
pany X. Eleventh Mississippi Voluf,-
teers, Davis brigade, Eighth division.
\. l.. Hills corps, with three other
brothels-Thos f.. Geo. w. and T.
ii. Curry. Of Carrollton. Miss. two of
whom survive him. lie leaves sever
al children and "A wife. lie was buried
y'aterday mt Poplar Bluff, under the
auspices oi the \. Q. L. W.-srkansas
Democrat.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
Saturday, September 26, 1895

at pnhllc auction, between the legal hours for
JUDICIAL sales, al The wes' door of the Colrt
House. in the town of Forrest city. County
OF II Francis aud state of Arkansas proceed
TO sell the following real estate, belonging To
said estate, t0-wit:
Part ne II of sec 2jtfra containing lae
acres part NV II of sec p I >. containing
~ acres NV II of the sw IA of SEQ * + 4rS
containing 10 acres. -
said lands to be sold on a credit of tbreo
months. Purchaser will be required to rivn
note with approved security for the purchns Sc
money. ana lien will he retained on the hind
Tor the payment OF the purchase money
Given under my hand this l2th day of An.
gust. lS.G ' - a."
:. A. kNoLT0N,
as adminlsirater estate j :. EHoltcn Deed
%. = kilou~h, Atty.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
10 the Public.

At the earnest solicitation of numer-
Gus friends, and after our present
teachers had canvassed the town foi
their school. | concluded to open d Sc
lect school next Monday. But hftel
further investigation and consultation.
! have declined to do so. AS | fear, I'M
der existing circumstances. it might
antagoniZe the educational interests of
our town. This my friends, and citi.
zens of Forrest City know | would not
do. / hereby thank the many friends
who solicited me to teach.
Respect fully.
MATTE NOsLEY.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
SECRET SOCIETIES

Gen. Forrest Lodge. No. ~. knights Of
PNthtas. Meets every Monday night at Castle
Hall. Geo. 2 Taylor. e. e.: Sol Lewis. X of K
and ;. Visiting knights always welcomed. +.
Forrest City Lodge No 3s5 Knights and
Ladies OF Honor. Meets every 20 and 4th Fri
day night in each month. H. j, Williams
Protection; Mrs NJ. w. lard. SECRETARY.
ST Francis Lodge. No. 492. knights of lIonos
Meets every LIST and Sd Friday nights in each
month. J. I. Fundren. Dictator; Jno. L. Jones
Reporter.
Forrest City lodge. No IaS, +. & A NJ.
Meets every LIST ana I'd Tuesday night in each
month. II. L. Dooley, w. NJ; II. 7. Raford. secre.
tnry.
Forrest City Chapter. No. 60, Il. A. NJ. Meets
% Tuesday in each month. +. T.. TAYLOR
High Priest; B. H. shade. Secretary.
Anollo Commandery. No II. K.T. Meets
4th Wednesday night in each month. f. A.
McCnlloch, Il. C.; r.. Turey. Recorder
y. b. Forrest Encanpment Ex-Confeder-
aies: Meets Isl saturday in each month. j Is.
Sanders. Commander; T.. Landvoigr, Adju-
tant.
Nocdmen of the World. Camp 90. Geo. =.
FaUor, G. e.: Il X Shade Clerk Meets lst
Thursday night in each month
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
A Sad Suicide.

Gloom DER spread the city Monday
upon learning news OF the death of
Prof. Chas. Il. Scott. from IN overdose
Of Morphine taken during Il temporary
tit ot dependency. Charley was be-
loved ty large circle of fliends. and
though he had his faults, MAS ever a
kind and true friend and citizen. lie
has taught school In many of the dis
tricts OF the county at various TIMES
aud quite recently at New Castle, and
was universally beloved by his pupils.
In 1885 q he was associated with y. "B.
Fizer in the publication of the st.
Francis County News. and there learn
ed considerable of the mysteries of the
composing room. For several years he
has been the extra man" at THE
TINES office, and we are glad to say
he was always painstaking and relia'
BILE when thus employed. He was SO
years of age, unmarried. and a man of
above the average intelligence. His
family removed to Forrest CITY in 1888
from Danceyyille. Tenn. He WAS a
member of the Knights of Pythias,
and one of its most regular attendants.
He loved the order for its principles.
lie was buried Tuesday in the Forrest
City cemetery under the auspices of
the above order. Rev. +. +. Taylor
conducting the religious exercises in a
very impressive manner, THE TINES
force was greatly shocked and panied
at his untimely death, and extend to
the bereaved brothers and sisters their
sincere sympathy and coincidence in
this sad affliction.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
CHURCHES AND SABBATH SCHOOLS

Methodist Episcopal Church, south-ltev. f..
l.. Taylor pastor. Services every SUNDAY at
IL a. IN. ana ,:i5 p m. Prayer meeting every
Thursday night at ~ O'Clock. Sabbath school
every sunday morning ar 10 o'clock. 8. Il.
Mallory. superintendent. The pubic is,cor-
daily invited. Ladies Aid Society meets every
Tuesday afternoon ut 3 O'Clock at the parson-
aye. Epwnrth League meets every Tuesday
night ut 40 y. M. j. T.. Wynne. pres ident.
Presbyterian Church-Sabbnth school every
Sunday morning NJ 9:;I0w }. Matthews. Sup
erntendent. The public is cord tally invited.
Services every second and fourth Sunday in
each month.
BAPTIST Church--Ed, f. Bozeman. pastor
Services CUhtv sunday al IL q. IN. and 800 D. IN
prayer meeilRg every Wednesday, night al
500 O'Clock. Sabbath School every Sunday
morning at $40 O'Clock. J. u. sanders, s,lpt.
The public will be cordially welcomed,
Baptist Young Peoples Christian Union
meets every Monday night ut 100 o'clock. W
=. Sanders. president ?
Episcopal Church-Sabbath School every sun.
DAY morning at 8 30. Walter German, SUI
perintendent The public is cordially wei.
coneG, and earnestly invited to worship with
us. 81 !,
Catlo,ic Church Seri ice every last Sunday
In the month.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
Old PeOple.

Old people who require medicine to reg
ulate the bowels and Kidneys will find the
true remedy in Electric Bitters. This
medicine does not stimulate and contains
no whi>key nor other intoxicant. but acts
"a a tonic and Alternative. 1t acts mildly
OH the stomach and bowels. adding
strength and giving tone to the organs.
thereby aiding Nature in the performance
OF the functions. Electric Btters is an
excellent appetizer and aids digestion.
Old People find it just exactly what they
need. Price fifty cents and 81 90 per
bottle at j. III. Tipton's drugstore.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
Listen.

:; Thousands Of young and old people
drag through a miserable existence. hot
knowing what ails them. when they are
only run down and need something to as
si>t nature to perform its functions. For
this Browns iron Tonic stands preemi-
nently at the head of all remedies. Fry
it and you will be convinced. J. III. Upton
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
EuCklen'S ArniCa Salve.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores. letter. Chapped Hands.
Chilblains. corns. and all Skin Erup-
tons. and positively cures Piles. or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price % cents per box. For
sale by John II. Upton. druggists.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
he LaQIeS.

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use Syrup of Figs.
under all conditions. makes it their favor
lite remedy. To get the true and genuine
article. look Tor the name of the Calilor-
mia Fig Syrup Company, printed near the
bottom Of the package. For sale by all
responsible druggist.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
FORREST CITY pOsToFFICr

open from a, M 10 p. M. except Sunday
open Sunday from II a. m 10 H. IN. Mails close
nall an hour before train schedule except
night mail west and morning mail east which
close At y. M.
,,-Sfar. Route Mail FOR Cooper and Newcastle.
Ark.. departat PIP. on Tuesdays. THURSDAYS
22d Saturdays.
X. T. SCOTT, Postmaster.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
FRIDAY AFTERNOON. SEPTEMBER is, ,soc

NOTE.--The officers of retsocieiies. pas
tors of churches agents Of railroads, or Others
interested. arc, requested aud urged to keel
MS advised of any changes occurring, so thai
this celslnn may he reliable and oil value u
.bett. respective interests. This directory l.
corrected to date OF paper, and may be de
pended upon.-Eo..
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
iiotiCe to Committee.

The members of the Democratic Ex-
ecutiye Committee of s.. Francis coun-
ty are hereby notified to meet in my Of
flee at > o'clock y. nj. next Wednesday
September %, 1896, for the transaction
of important business.
GEORGE L. TAYLOR.
Chm Dem. Elk. Com.
Forrest City, Ark, Sept. II, 1896.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18

Everyone WHO feels run down. tired
out, full of malaria, or any blood
trouble. to call and get Bottle of
Browns Iron Tonic, the King of all
Vonics. j. III. Upton.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
STATE OFFICERS.
JUDGES OF SUPREME COURT.
JVDICIAL OFFICERS

Judge First judicial District. H. ". Huttor
Address Mariana. Ark
Prosecuting Attorney. .Jno. 7. Hick'
Address Searcy, Ark.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
Administrators Sale

NOTICE - HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN
~ pursuance OF an order of the Cross Coun.
~ Probate Court. made at the July term, Is9i.
thereof. the undersigned as adminjstrstor of
the estate OF j. ). knOlton, deceased, viii on
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
COUNTY OFFICERS.

st. Fratscis County Circuit Court meets on
the SECOND Monday IN March and September
OF each year, ana continues three weeks.
County Court meets on FirstNonday in Jan
uary. April. July and October of ench year.
All claims against the county must be filed OF
or before the first day OF each term.
Probate Court meets on Third Monday in
January, April. July and October of each year.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
MUNICIPAL OFFICERS.

T 7. TyHUE IT, u
Brady. j. +. Stone. ID ". Wilson,.
Board of Health--Dr. j. +. Stone, DIR. q. G.
White, T.. I. Gray, Ed. Landvoigt.
Council meets on First and Third Tuesday
nights in each month.
The Forrest City times., 1896-09-18
TOWNSHIP OFFICERS,

Magistrates MADISON Township.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14
No Flowers.

The provision of amusements for the
British privates, such as cricket and foot
ball, rarely enlisted the solicitude of the
officers, and the soldier, when off duty,
finding at hand no particular occupa t1on
which was harmless, was indirectly
driven to that which was vicious He
therefore frequently betook himself to
the "free and easy" entertainments of
robber publicans, whose gratis provision
Of stupid and coarse fun was recouped
by heavy expenditure in drink, or to
some even more disreputable resort. The
pleasure of gardening was cold shoul-
dered, for gardens are inevitably attend
ed with weeds. and weeds refuse to
grow symmetrically, so casual blade
of grass was expelled as an irregular in
truder.
In 1851 I furtively pottered with
few mignonette seeds along the outside
edging of my hut, and was Immediately
called to order by the quartermaster
generals department Illuminating
through my colonel. That fine old hero
Of Meanee and Inkertnsr Sir John
Pennefather, never relaxed his efforts to
preserve the parade plains in the Alder
shot camp in their spotless sand and
gravel dreariness, and when his success
sor, Sir James Scarlett, suffered somes
vagrant heather to obtrudesits pnsp7et
blossoms, poor Sir John fguratively
wept at the dissertation. '''The sight
quite pains me" he exclaimed in ptte-s
Ous tones and with averted eyes.@B1ack-
wood g Magazine.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

the words OF the Mediterranean siiI
captain, "Call upon thy God, if SO be
'nae Sod will. think upon us, that we
perlsn not. Oh, what news to tell
wnat news to relate to your old father
ano mother, what news to telegram
your friends ON the other side of the
mountains what news with which tc
tnrlil your loved ones in heaven It was
OF sucn news that man read in a noon.
day meeting in Philadelphia, He arosa arose
and unrolling manuscript read.
Wnere'er we meet. you always saw:
mhas uhe news? What's the news2
Fray What's the order of the dayp
What's the news2 What's the news2,,
On. have got good news to tell
MY Saviour hath done all THINGS we'll
And tr1umphed over death and he'll
that's the newsi That's the newsi
The Lamb was slain on Calvary
That's the newsI That's the newsi
To set a world of sinners free
That's the newsl That's the newsI
The Lord has pardoned all my sin
That's the newsl That's the newsl
feel the witness now Within
And since he took my sins away,
And taught me how to watch and pray,
I'm happy now from day to day
That's the newsi That's the newsi
And Christ the Lord can save you, too
That's the news That's the newsi
Your sinful heart he can renew
That's the newsl That's the newsl
This moment, if for sins you grieve,
This moment, If you do believe,
A full acquittal you'll receive
That's the newst That's the news!
And now, II any one should say,
whats the news? What's the news?"
Oh, tell him you've begun to pray
That's the newsl That's the newsi
That you have Joined the conquering band,
And now with Joy at Gods command
You're marching to the better land
That's the newsi That's the newsi
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14
OLE MAMMY's SURPRISE

Hepzerkiah +! Whar you bin
Bettah tell yo' nanny, chile.
CLOCKS a-gett1n' clus on ten.
fears to me yo's getting vile,
ahs 70 break yo' mammy's heart
stayin' out as late ez dis?
loan you dar ter tech dat tart
oone baked ct fo' de Miss.
" mar you bin now2 Tell me dat.
mag yo' nanny worry so;
10 is gettin' lazy, fat
An yo' moves mos awful slow
" nat yo' hidin' in yo' coat Z?
hettah show me mighty quick
FL yo's done stole Massa's shoat
Len III maxi yo' mighty sick.
oone tole yer millium times
Ets crime ter steal a pin,
Bettah read yo' Bible lines
Eff yo' specs mex worl' ter win.
Jes' yo' show ole nanny quick
What yo' bin done gone an TUX.
case yo' thinks yo's mighty slick.
ken see dat by yo' LUX.
Watermellium! Bress de Lawd!
hurry, honey! Get de knife!
Dat ware raised by KunneI Wa,d.
Gwine ter eat etG Bet yo' lite.
Oar, cts done wifi. Leabe us prav
Dat de good Lawd'll forgib:
Niggah's made of common clay
An er niggah's got ter lib.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

A tired stomach is very much like a
sprained ankle, If you suffer from any
OF the symptoms of dyspepsia, your
stomach is sired. 1t needsa crutch. We
must relieve it of all work for time, or
until it is restored to its natural strength
10 do this successfully, we must use a
food which is already digested outside of
the body, and which will aid the digestion
of other foods that may be taken with it.
Such product is the Shaker Digestive
Cordial.
The Shakers have utilized the digestive
principles present in plants for the manu-
facture of this article, and its success has
been TRULY phenomenal. You can try it
for the nominal sum Of 10 cents, as
sample bottles are sold by all druggists
at this price.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14
..Noth1u~ venture, nolning nave "

Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls,
Mon, recommended Ely's Cream Balm
to me. / can emphasize bis statement.
SIT is positive cure for catarrh If used
as directed Rev. Francis w. Pole,
Pastor Central Pres. Church, Helena,
Mont.
1t is the medicine above all others for
catarrh, and is worth its weight in gold.
/ can use Ely's Cream Balm with safety
it does all that is claimed for it.-B, w.
Sperry, Hartford, Conn.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

very cold but 1 did not take any cold, and
never had any after-pain or any other pain.
It was all due to God and DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorjte Prescription and Compound Extract
of Smart Weed. This is the eighth living
child and the largest of them all / suf-
fered everything that flesh could suffer with
the other babies. always had doctor
but this time my mother and my husband
were alone with me- My baby was only
seven days old when got up and dressed
and left my room and stayed up all day"
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

man with chllQ, so L
got two bottles last
September, and De-
cember I3th ! had a
twelve pound baby
girl. When I was
confined I zOas not
sick in any ray. I
did not suffer any
pain, and when the
child was born I walk
ed into another room
and went to bed. I
keep your Extract of
Smart Weed on hand
all the time. 1t was
very cold weather
n.4 1.r rDA<r1 -,1c
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

Patient-"pve horrid cold, doctor; it
seems to be mostly in my head. however" ]"
Doctor-'I am afraid you are not care
full enough of yourself. When you are
out in the open air these cold days you
should keep your mouth closed and
breathe through your nose"
Patient-"Keep my mouth closed,
doctor? Then wouldn't l talk through
my nose more than ."-Boston Tran
script.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

Revolutions are not made, they come.
A revolution is as natural growth as an
oak. 1t comes out of the past. Its founda-
tions are laid far back.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills,
Biliousness, Indigestion, Headache.
A pleasant laxative. All Druggists.
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14
~v WA %.
Blood Poison.

Contagious Blood Poison has been ap-
propriately called the curse of mankind.
1t is the one disease that physicians can
not cure; their mercurial aud potash
remedies only bottle up the poison in
the system, to surely break forth in
more virulent form, resulting in total
wreck of the system.
Mr.. Frank B. Martin, prominent
ieWe1er at o26 Pennsylvania Ave Wash
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14

LAXOL is the best medicine for
children. Doctors recommend it In place
of Castor OH,
The Monitor-register., 1896-02-14
A LITTLE FUN.

Speaking of Schomburgk, why not
draw the line at the SIX ?"-Minneapolis
Times.
x*x
Mrs. Cumso-'T can distinctly see the
man in the moon"
Mr.. Cumso-'I'll bet it's an English
man after the lunar gold deposits. .'-.Neso
York San.
x*x
Rattlesnake Dick-"How did the foot
ball game come out down to Deadwood 2'
Bronco Pete-'Tt wasn't played. They
settled it by arbitration. IN. 2. Herald.
**x
Bacon-''So your friend is engaged to
that Boston girl, after ALL"
Egbert-"Yes."
"How dfd he melt her ?"
"He didn't; he simply froze to her. -
YOnkers Statesman.
Nv
"This age demands men who have con-
victions, shouted the impassioned orator.
"Where shall we find them P''
"Tn the penitentary, replied a man in
the gallery.-M 7. San. ~
x*x
Wool-"I sent quarter yesterday to a
man who advertised to tell how to turn a
handspring"
Van PaIf gtNTolIo
Wool-"Told me to get off cable car
backward."-N. 2. World.
x*x
"'Be sure you're right, and then go
ahead might be a pretty good motto for
some folks" said Ambling Abe; "but
mines allus bin BE sure you're left,
and then go afoot.' '-Truth.
x*x
"Were there any new features in your
exhibition of impressiohist paintings ?"
"Yes; we hung half the pictures upside
down-and every one was delighted with
the effects. "-Chtcago Record.
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