The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1896-08-08
NEWS And COMMENT.
Happenings Of the Week Hot in tbs
Dispatches.
SHORT, POINTED AND PETTY.

SHORT, POINTED AND PETTY.
Bryan Like LlncOln-WnI Stick Like
LeeeheS- WlII Vote For Bryan-Mys-
FERROUS Disappearance Dubois Not a
Republican-Parls to BE Destroyed--
Peculiar Horse Thief.
Bryan is like Lincoln In this: Lin.
coin split rails: Bryan split the Dem.
ocratic party.-Wichita Eagle.
If any one ever doubted that Ian,
guSge was given to conceal ones
thoughts, all he has to do is to read the
Pop speeches and be eOnvlnced.-Phil.
adelphia Press.
The Populists Of Latah county met in
convention at Moscow Tuesday and
adjourned to meet again September %.
This was done upon the advice of State
Chairman Ruick. 1t means fusion
with the DemOcrats.-Boise Democrat.
Suppose you coin billion dollars in
silver, what benefit will that be unless
you open the workshop, build the furn-
ace fires, and start the spindlesP Pro.
lection to American industries will do
that, but coming silver money won't.
A Bryan paper reports with evident
satisfaction that the ghost Of A. Lin
coin has come come out for the Boy
Orator. When it can demonstrate
that there is a ghost of show for
Bryan the campaign will become inter-
esting.-Detroit Free Press (Dem.)
Well and well againl Sewall, the
Vice Presidential nominee of the sill
Verites at Chicago, is not only a rich
man, but boot, monl lock the chicken
coop and bring the wOOdpiIe into the
parlor-Sewall, he is a bub bub bankerl
Louisville Courier-j Journal! DENY
"Henry"
eyes"
81 think Mr.. Bryan is right in one
"What is that, sire?"
thing"
HE says he will not accept second
term."-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Arecently converted free silver 16 to
organ jumped up to inquire: "Why
does not Mckinley denOunCe silverr"
For the very good reason that neither
Mckinley nor the party he represents
is the enemy Of silver. On the con-
trary, they are the best friends of sill
yer.
The Democrats of the country are
candid. ave are going to stick tOgeth-
er like leeches," they say, "and bleed
enough from the Republican party to
give US the election" 1t might be
proper to mention that sometimes you
can not always sometimes tell. The
indicator may be out of joint.-Oneida
Standard.
Some thirty years ago man named
Arthur Smith, Of Wichita, Kan, regis
tered vow that ne would never cast
another ballot for a presidential candi-
date, until man west Of the Mississlp-
ri was nominated. Mr., Smith is now
60 years old and says he has kept his
VOW and will cast his vote for Bryan
PocatellO Herald.
"Why" asks the Buffalo Express,
"woulin't it be good idea for Presi-
dent Cleveland to wear yellow jacket
ana peacock ASa5uSE6 WnSA h0 ASSSA'OS
Ii Hung Change" For the reason
that he hasn't any. The Chicago con.
yentIon Invested him of both, and
came very near getting his undershirt'
Kansas City Journal.
Down along the Nile River the croc,
odile is worshiped by the blacks ana
held sacred. Many a mother VIII
throw her baby to the monsters, think
ing she is doing right, and will gain
eternal life by it. Just now the Pop
ulist mother is preparing TO throw heE
| 6 year.old child to the Democratic croc
cdile.-Schuyler (Neb) Quill (Pop9
Paste this in your hat. Deer ano
antelope, may be lawfully Killed Dc
tween September, LIST and December
sIst. Quail-OctOber lst and Dec. LIST
Prairie chickens, sage hens, fool hens
grouse. pheasants and partridges MAJ
he killed between August LIST and Dec
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