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Evening journal., 1896-11-20
TWO WEDDINGS AT PREDICTION.

BRIDGETON. Nov 20.-Rev James
w. Martyr. OF Orangeville, Pa, and
Miss Adelia T. Davis. were welded at
the residence of the bride. on Broad
street. last evening, Rev Or. Edward
p. Shields, of Bristol. Pa, officiating,
assisted by Rev. William j. Bridges, Of
the West Presbyterian Church, of this
city.
The marriage of Clarence b. Plat
and Miss Fannie w. Wentzell. was SOL
emnized at the home of the brides par
ents, on Atlantic street, last evening.
over 100 guests were present. Rev
Heber H. Beadle officiated. The bride
was prettily attired in a costume Of
white silk. The wedding march was
played by Miss Carrie Krauter.
Evening journal., 1896-11-20

ENJOYABLE CHURCH SUPPER.
Tho Annie e. Taylor Circle, of Kings
Daughters gave very well attended
and enjoyable supper in Asbury NJ. r.
Church last night.
Evening journal., 1896-11-20
CUNNING WITH BRYAN.
Wilmington Man and Boy Ora
tor Become Fast Friends.
MARRIAGE OF DE-. GRIEvEs
FORMER WILMINGTONIAN TO
MARRY A BALTIMORE BELLE
NEXT WEEK RODGERS GARD
NER WEDDING OTHER TOPICS
or SOCIAL IMPORT.
or SOCIAL IMPORT-

All communications intended for inscr-
tion IN this column should be addressed 90
Society Editor. care Of the Evening jour
nal Communications should be written
one Side OF the panor only.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
kennebec.

The following real estate transfers
were made in Kennebec county during
the past week:
ALBIoN-John c. Chalmers to NJ. B. Grud-
zenskie, land, $3.50.
CLINToN-John c. Hall to J. M. VIM, land,
$50; Charles Wentworth to Francis p. and
Dolly Fnrber, land, 5000; James F. Conner to
George W. Furber, land, 81 and other valuable
consideration.
EAST VAssALBoRo-Hannah Priest to Will
liam II. Dow, land, $3.50.
MANCHESTER -Lndley ii. Hammond to Will
liam II. Breed, land, 81 and other considers
ton.
MOUNT VERNow-Lucy j. Gordon to Erwin
Gordon, land, on account of good will and
affection; Abbe p. Rundlett to Fred L. Hop
kins, land and buildings. $500.
OAKLAND-Ida L. Turner to William II. and
Myra c. Thomas, land, $500.
PIrTsToN--Edward Soper, Mary NJ. Lapham
and Il. Lord to Joshua, George, and Charles
H. Gray, land, $1,000.
READFIELD-L. H. Strout to E. j. Beal, land
at Kent's Hill, $1,000
ROME -Elbridge +. Foster to Amaziah Tracy
land, $400
VASSALBORO-Emlly w aldron to Charles w
Waldron, land, $500.
VrENNA-Osb-rt T.. Basford to Charles II
Judkins, land. 5000
WINTHRoP-Martin S. Bates to Katie L
Adams, land, 1925
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
For Weak Men With Nervous Debility This is
Certainly the Chance OF Lifetime

Weak men suffering from nervous de
billty, weakened powers aud exhausted
vigor, can now take new hope. Here J.
something which will powerfully interest
them 1t is fact that until now sufferers
have been declared from seeking cure
by the great specialists in these com
plants owing to the cost of travel to the
largs city and the high fees charged By
these eminent physicians.
Here, therefore, Is n chance for weak
men in our community which should n"t
b. lost Dr. Greene, of 81 Temple Place,
BosU III, Mass, who has the largest prac-
tice in the world and who is without
doubt the most successful specialist IL
curing this class of disea es offers to Civ,
free consultation by mail to all weakened,
vigorle-s and nerve exhausted men. Y"u
have the privilege of consulting Dr..
,1r enc by letter, describing your COM
plaiut aud be will, after carefully consid-
eriug your condition, send you letter
fully explaining ali your symptoms, tell
ing you everything about your complaint
so plainly that you will understa' Il
exactly what ails you. He will also give
y.u his advice, based upon his vast ex
perience and wonderful succe-s in treat
lug Gnu Cui Sti IL CancHi'o ~ JH7N W AAt'
t. dn e. get cared All this viii COS
you nothing an ,ou can thus have con
sultat,an Win the best known ohysician
ana tn1"ledged moss succ s7fu'
epeeiaiisu IN the world, without leaving
home and at no expense whatever. Tn
d ctnr is the discoverer of that greatest OF
medicines, DR.. Grrenes Neryura blnou
and nerve remedy, and he has discovered
many other most valuable special RENE
dies Write to him now, for this is tn.
chance of a lifetime to get cured which
you may never have again.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
9ailg AtaaeI,ee Soslsnai.

CAh0f ~ rHASSs. OBITUARY aorIoEs .v.,-
LOf'ohs W ENsPHc7, kTr., viii be charged !,
tAe rate Of ten cents per line. no eb.,,..
isss than seventy-Gve cents.
ALL tDVsaTisfso ANNOUNCEMENTS T.,
fAAfAiEM Ai'rs. whose Object Is the rsi,ipy a,
money VIA be charged At the rate Of g,tssn
cents 4 llne.
"OFAhTistHs NOTICE. new. form, will he a,.
oladed from our local columns, srceyi .nct :.
refer to advsftissrs occupying space in a.,
ADVERTISING coiumcs. and vii b. r1n uods, :.
sep~rate bend on one - the local pages.
Subscribers who faf TO receive the Io,s,,.
promptly win conferx favor BIZ no.Ifvln. a.
Office Immediately.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Two cases of diphtheria have occurred
in the family of Mr. and Mrs. Almon
Ellis and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Thomas
of Winslow, and both proved fatal. y
daughter of Mr. Ellis, aged about ten
gears died last Saturday. The child Of
Mr. Thomas died Wednesday, aged two
wears,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Ihe latest, newest and most elegant
line OF print, percale and muslin wrappers
ever shown by Russell & Weston. can
now be seen in their window. Also an
extensive display of fancy silks. for
waists.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Miss Bertha L. Randall, manager of
the Postal Telegraph office in this city. is
confined to her home with bad case of
mumps During her absence, Miss Flor
ence Lancaster Of Gardiner is managing
TIE Office
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS TODAY.

Phoenix Bicycle.
sst-Dog "Nico"
.-tg ea r--l.. J.. Hersey.
trd-A light wagon.
Toe 4Ust'ef' has a new ad.
Fretl ". ) Observation-Disclosures
RlhUua sale W. F staales & 90.
Proposals Tor subsistence supplies.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Mrs. h. A. Mackay, dressmaker. will
he ready to receive her old customers as
We'll as new, at 10 Melville street.
fnho0lQ.H
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
FOR SALE OR TO LET

Small advertisements not exceeding four
lines (thirty words coming under the head OF
WANTED, FoR SALE. TO LETT Lost, &c. will be
inserted two times for rs cents. three times TOR
rs cents and one week Tor so cents, ADVANCE
PAYMENT. In sending ~ mall remittance OF
postage stamps postal note should be made
with order, as the charges are too small to
open accounts TOR.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
FOR SALE

GROCERY BUSINESS-We establis he'd
that wi suit you. This is a good ope ng for
some one. Will give YOU d gOod trade. ID
dress II. II. In care of Bureigh and Flynt
Augusta, Maine. feh25d3wN
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Try can of Hopkins Steamed Hominy
lHulled Corn.) 1t is delicious Full ot'
4Vc ebl4mwedlsatS w4w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

The sterling piano, for which Melville
smith IS agent IS very highly spoken OF.
Mr.. HART, the orgsnist Of st. Marks
church gives it the very best kind of a
testimonial. See the adj on 9Th page.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
The White House Free.

The White House the historic home Of
me presidents, and the beautiful crounas
surrounding il, will be given IN rniniatpre
wlth eVtry copy IF The Boston Globe next
sunday. Every American knows and re-
veres this famous old mansion, aud il will
be so pictured on The Globe ar5 SIM
PIGMENT that any child may cut it our
put lt together and set it up as a herman.
ent ornament of the home.
The circulation of The Globe last SIM.
a"y' 2'4,lSO. WAS greater than ever tefors
IN lts history, aud twice as large as the
circulation Of any ether New England
he nns 1his means more than
!, ~ w readers The gain is so rand
that the demand often outruns tho snnni,.
II you want the hest paper and tho a..
arr supplement- order next Spnd,v,s
1looe OF your newsdealer today.
fed26hft
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
Republican Ward cauGGses.


The RI publicaus Of word are requested 10
meet az their ward room. on Thnrsday even
ing, FEB u, a, 30 O'Clock, for the purpose Of
nominating ward officers
Per order.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
FCa Sc. e.

Nun Dor oil Desirable 9eziderces Ia Az
so-rA Maine, varying il prices from $3.50 tc
~ 1905 slso several 10 to IL acre olsces In the
suburbr Of thie city; one two stors house and
lot IN lewiston Maine A numbeY OF fArms
u aennebe6 county varying ~ pric. from
1880 to s8oa1 do1ge, snd tsnefaent, 10 lot.
u W. Whitehouse. Attorney, AnansSs Ee
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Miss Elizabeth y. Crowen Of Smith
aela is passi-g few days with Mr.. and
Mrs j. r. Townsend.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

the steam boiler for tbawiug ont sewers
ana dTains was ont, Tuesday, for the first
tim4 this winter. being called to open up
some Of the passages choled by Monday s
thaw and subsequent freeze up.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

IAc Republicans Of ward are requested 20
meet AZ their ward room, on Thursday even
nominating ward officers.
Per order com ulittee,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
Local Notices.

MIR. JOHN j. TURNER will teach in
Augusta Mondays at MIR Smiths music
rooms, No. 80 Winthrop St. mav2nendtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

wARD2.

Republicans Of ward are requested In
meet at the Court House, Thursday. Feb. y.
o. f.3l j. " for the purpose Of nominating
Ward officers.
Per order
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

q 4. Staples is agent for a,ers..
haiiowell and Gardiner, for worr ~,
FAMOUS men and women of tho - :,
states which contains photogranhs -
many Who have made themselves g -
ny eheir own efforts. The work is nm ~
'''ieht one, The photographs being yory
COCA There are SEQ pages: ,ncb 80
ofeaa to Portrait each nnr.rait 80
accompanied by blosraphirnl sto,a,s
10 contains all the presidential nnes,hi,
'''e'' ana other prominent public men.
dit
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
| DC al Matters.

G, Il Wing is i'll at his home, the
result ota stroke OF apoplexy.
Miss Emily ". 3Iilliien Is RAISING n
few days with Mrs. Z. 4. Mason.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
COMMITTEE.
wARD6.

The Repub'ic3ns Of Ward are requested 10
meet at the Engine mouse, Cony street, Thurs
day afternoon. Feb. q. at 3 O'Clock for the
purpose Of nominating ward officers.
Per Order
(.nlt,.rr-rr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
Perhaps
not
Another
Chance
at
Ribbons
Like
These.

It Tie dl'y goods W0rld rjbboas
are cOnsidcred y00d pr0pertY, for
raIUcs are on the rise.
Whdt u difference here whcn
ire are sciiinD the HdjDes Baah-
rHpf !StOch of EiObonS az IL ana
IN many eases less than I-2 her
prices. Ne hare qHite 4 lorge
stock for you 10 setect from and
they must be soId.
Ia or basement IRE are setting
Fruit ydl'd ride iSheetiiiJ at S1-2
cts. LOcAr0od yugd ujde Sheet
ing 5 Zee. Iockrood 10 inch
Shceti3g o f-ft. EteOdnt ynrd
fide Sheoting for ohiy Sc: some
SdD a. - OStte| man fJSE tOtst ff'CUF.
Fine Zephyr Gi3lgh0Ds q f-fc JOr
the IOc qHatity. These are IN
Remnants. al pefJect and madn9
of Them haze 10 end ~ yard> a.
q piece. Remnants Of best whue
groumd Shifting Prints 3 Zee
per yard. Bcst Dork Dress
Prints l1-2c per yard. fyac
.stochiait Dress Shields. every
pair wo,ronted. sa5 price re-
duced 10 De.
Ne are jast prpari,g to talk
accoHnt If >toch ond mtU close
ma,,y small lots ana remnants at
,'idjcaioHs to,o prizes II soid with-
IN the ac-rt few days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
Co2sfTTTER.
WARD 3

The Republicans Of Ward are requested to
meet at inc Middle street schoD'hOuse Thurs
day evening, Feb. II, at 40 O'Clock for the
purpose Of nominating ward officers
Per Order
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Re it known to all persons in Augusta and
vicinity that @. n. Pope has yer. fine stock
of Organs and Pianos they can be seen at
on easy terms and at the owest Ii ing prices
Come one, come all and see the STOCK f r your
selves. My motto is small profits and quick
sales. Sheet music can be had at very low
prices. Open from A. NJ. to $50 P. NJ. sat
urday evening open until p. NJ. febl9dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

WARD

The Republicans Of Ward 3 are requested 10
meet al the Billiard schooihouse, Thursday
Feb z7to' at O'Clock ?. W. for the purposes
Of nomina ing ward officers.
Per order
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
IT'D Es1Ev.

House, No. eS Green st. New paper and
paint, furnace and Devine water SIS per
month. Apply to Horace North, IS Green St
feh8dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

1d papeta ~h0ie 500 e,ann. >, N3Rs ns >.
&""RsAs once. ofice 10 cents eef sao0ysh
iallHhit
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

A National Cash Register. One set Of
Traverse Runners. Geo. H. Phinnty.
feb1-dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26
Tso GsXs-
w A NTED

A middle ages woman with tn hest of ref
erences, would like place with elderly PEG
going ont of town Apply to Z. NJ. Giiddeu
- Green street. feb25dlW
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1896-02-26

Girls to work in the South Gardner Ken
ding Wo Factory. Apply to o. w. Rid
ley, uperintendent, SO tn Gardiner. teo252,
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14

| had closed the door behind him. Then
again, and in q moment, he was the
same Abraham Mailer as Of yOre and
staggered about the apartment as if
that, and every room about the man
sion, owned him as their lord and mas
ter.
And, seeing that Stanley was gazing
on him with Widely-distended eyes, the
peddler said, carelessly Eyes, it's me.
[ didn't for moment think that you
had forgotten me-
what would you?' sharply demand
ed Sydney.
Not much,' was the reply.
Il have kept all my engagements
with you."
''Who says you haven't?''
"What here be i'll common now be-
tween us?'
Something rather particular, per-
haps."
'Inlpossibler' exclaimed Stanley, yet
slightly starting.
Il have just one simple question to
ask you, Mr.. Stanley Claremont."
'And you have come hither only for
that?'
The peddler laughed and shrugged
his shoulders.
And. Immediately after, looking seri-
Gus, he asked, hot without anxiety, if
Stanley had seen his matchmaker late
~.
"Why that question:" wonderingly
demanded Stanley.
And Abraham did not answer but
was saying to himself: Il am here
first. then; that's. capital!'
''Will you explain what it's you
meap?' cried Stanley, impatiently.
Yes, l WILL" said Abraham, inso-
lently.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
4 TERRIBLE RIDE.
From the Times, Buffalo, N. Y.


Along one of the dismal roads IN
Western New York, a man and WHO
were driving as rapidly as the darkness
and Indictment weather would permit.
The rain beat down upon the RUBBER
covering and found its way into every
crack and opening. The occupants OF
the buggy were Dean Jones and nl1
wife, of Springyille, N. 7. Everybody
is familiar with the name he Is the
well-known starting judge, VINO mas pe.
come famous for his Impartial anu Lii
treatment of Jockeys at the post:
1t was about ten years ago WHel5
Mr.. and Mrs. Jones took that fateIu1
ride that came near costing her heF
life. Mrs Jones' clothes were thorough
ly soaked before town was reached9
There was no fire in their holel room
and she became chilled to the pone pc
fore the little blaze the attendant start.
ed warmed the atmosphere From tnaS
time on Mrs. Jones was an i'll woman
Her trouble-well, it was about every
thing with which human flesh can oc
afflicted She had a strange, queer
feeling in her head, that felt as II sew
eral shot were rolling around loose ON
her brain. Pen cannot describe the
torture she suffered. Local doctors t ~
her she had water on the brain. a
Times reporter called upon Mrs. jones'
who said:
ever since that terrible wetting
received; up to a year ago, | was an
invalid. had terrible neuralgia pains
in the head which often went to my
feet and limbs | was often in such
terrible state that / had to use crutch
to get around or else slide chair pc
fore me to move about the house. L
was very i'll for five years, in spells,
and never expected to get Well II was
a blood disease, [ guess. One OF the
doctors I consulted said / had clotteQ
blood in my head, and perhaps | did:
He could not cure me, neither couid
several other doctors I tried. | also
used many patent medicines, but they
did me no good. My complexion was
perfect white, and my ears 50 transpar-
ent you could look through them.
My blood was turning to water.
Look at me now; do | look s1ck?',
The reporter was forced to admit
that he had seldom seen a more per-
feet embodiment Of health.
With pardonab1e pride Mrs. Jones
said: 'Dr Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People did it. I can go anywhere
now while before I commenced using
DR.. Williams remedy I could not move
out Of the house. For three years,
would you believe it, / did not even go
to church. was not always confined
to my bed, but could not leave the
house. Wherever 1 go, people say:
Why, Mrs. Jones, how we'll you are
looking. How did it happen? and I
always tell them Pink Pills did IT.
have not had the slightest touch
Of my old illness for the last six
months, and feel as if I never had been
Ill in my life"
Mr Jones said: "You can readily
imagine how highly we regard the
remedy in this house, where we have
had a wife and mother restored to per-
feet health
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all dealers, or will be sent post paid
on receipt of price go cents a box, or
six boxes for $2.50-they are never sold
In bulk, or by the 1000 by addressing
DR.. Williams Medicine Company
Schenectady, N. Y.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
transporting Perishab1e Food.

In no more emphatic manner are
modern facilities of transportation en-
phasized than i'll the safety with which
perishable food is conveyed from a
great distance. In this particular Aus
tralia, South America and the United
States are no further removed from
Europe than single province form
erly was from the capital of the coun
try of which it formed part. Algeria
is now supplying Paris with came!
meat An extensive plant has been
created i'll that French colony for the
killing and fefrigerating of those ami
mails; and daily shipments are made to
Paris. The meat of the camel is de-
scribed as not unlike beef, with the
tenderness of veal The hump is the
choicest portion. Eggs that formerly
were gathered near the localities
where they were sold now come from
distant points. Four million daily are
received in London from foreign coun-
tries Most of them come from Rus
sia. They command in England twice
the price they bring in the home mar
ket. The export of eggs from Russia
in 1855 amounted to 30, 100000 and
increased in 1895 to 1,250,O0O,OOO.
These are official figures. The larger
proportion of this product goes TO
England In addition, great quaint
ties of dressed fowl are annually ex-
ported from Russia to all European
countries.-NeW York Sun.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
Contining If You Are Caught.

Isn't that sort of work very con-
fining?" asked the visitor who had
been permitted to go into the room
where the bank note engravers were
at work.
sometimes it is, ma'am," answered
the pale-faced artist whom she had
addressed. Il am personally acquaint-
ed with a man who did a job of this
kind once without orders, and he was
confined seven years for it, ma'am. =
Chicago Tribune.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14

The franchise of easy digestion-one Of
the most valuable in the gift of medical
scienco-oan be secured by any person wise
enough to use Hostetter's Stomach Bittsrs,
either to suppress growing dyspepsia, or to
uproot it at maturity. Bilious, rheumatic
and fever and ague sufferers, persons
troubled with nervousness, and the consti-
pated, should also secure the health fran
chise by the same means
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14

The Home Life Insurance company OF
New York issues the most attractive poll
cies of any old line company. The cash
value and loaning privileges each year are
plainly guaranteed in the policy. An ener-
getic, live man, well acquainted, is desired
as local agent. Special territory and
liberal contract will be given References
required. Address or call on Fred r.
Loomis, general manager, 3O6-9 Pioneer
Press building, st. Paul.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
Too Hasty.

"That woman over there looks as if
she were painted"
Sir, that is my wife"
81 had not finished my sentence. She
looks as if she were painted by RAJ
phael and had just stepped out of the
frame"-Pittsburg Catholic.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14

Wheeler-I understand that you said
1 was nothing but fiend in human
shape when l took notion to scorch
a little.
Walker-I believe l did; but since
you seem SO cut up about it, I'll take
the human shape" part of it out.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
Did She Make This Once

Wallace-For the life of me have
never been able to laugh at one Of
these mother-in-law jokes yet
Ferry-If you had a mother-in-law
worth $4,000, as mine is, you would
laugh at every joke she made.-Cincin'
natl Enquirer.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
sncinIism in Rrief.

A.-New, if / understand correctly,
the first principle of socialism is to di-
vide with your brother man.
B.-Then you don't understand 1t
correctly. The first principle of social
ism is to make your brother man di-
vide with you.-Birmingham Post.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
Something Nature Forgot to Do TO
err

eff he comes,'' she said to the ser
want, "show him right into the refrig-
orator. l know it is informal, but /
don't propose to be curling my hair
every fifteen minutes if l know my,
self "-DetrOit Tribune.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
(To Be ContInued.)
Not the Same Man.

Bloundell-Burdick seems to be a
changed man since he got his bicycle.
Benson-Yes, his nose points around
the corner instead of straight ahead,
as it used to, and they say he has ong
glass eye.-Cleveland Leader.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14
No; Abolish the Fools.

Jeems- "A mans fool to marry when
he can't afford it.
Deems Then your theory is to abol-
ish marriage altogether?-K Kansas City
World
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1896-07-14

FITS stopped free and permanently erred. No
fits after frs days OF Er. Kine'S Great Nerve
RestOrer. Free 50 II al bottl" and t. cat Marv-
elouScures. DIR. KLINE 93l ArchSt. Phi .ephia, Pa