New-York tribune., 1896-09-02
THE NAN or TIE nor sc.

From The Chicago Record -,
Th. various pccuarities OF that masculine ndi,
vduai who usually rrnis its ,, of the other sex
Thcy have summcrcd him ana WHIT nm; for, m,,
anv .xtra rroof of his obtusenesS oniy calls lo'th
H. remark. That's just like man. ,.
Vvith sorn. unsy mpathctic wives man Is Il ueSp1,;
~" H r,ov" Ills convenience regulates the hour
fnr Every meal: his preference marks thr oiolVe Vi
'' '1 ris oninons for he Is plainly creature -
Inc managed by i"minn" cunning dnu t 10 ~ ~ ~ ~
,,,,', e,hnissiy. ness. He iS the monarch OF inc
"uin,,n'.iir social and financial departments ana
Women are supposed to be his slaves to carry ou'
ms n, wipi hc has become all this and much more in
rare insianc"s II Is NTr,''.c h en- The man of the
hiS, n',. no; naturally depraved, lie has Sun
enough of The divine IT h' TO "iouo or and Messing
,hnut 10 a., " r. master? we could not exist we might
Irag wcary out our fsmainlms y,arSh hn n" Messed
live our happy hearty ,1,i nn,nte"p n,e"r '"'
ha as teT f1al's Ana aS VI Il is o"r*SS rray ccn
forfing 10 our selflove to note ihat ne Is 'p ~ h
mcrfrci II is worth the fun To see nm ,oSr ir, n's
,cmpcr on , Sm f"rert 10 repicnish the hrc in
i'D o ave its ifc 10 have him bring some arnisa
s,,n% sf"ry dozens Of times to have him lose M h's
ha goyc ncwspapcrs and sPPCrs aTo@' a anG md
non5r,t himself generally in the usual human
f"shiG" snJ when the hired girls fare and ave who
comes noby 10 the rescue. and handling inc "iS, nI
towels dcfy wipes all he dishes b from man Of s
house who compliments our cooking an tr.
to his sincerity by his own plump ana smiIins 'L
~ aranceo Who coniides in us All MS plt.s 'u
hon.s and fears which compliment we cum Wy
,aiirc him all about little d0mcstlc VliilS sHu
nrv. ore We going TO rim the children ciotnes
who roads the lines In our carcworn faces M
u.,rns M 10 be careful and not overwotk. W. VIZ,
r,rEs iok,s until the whole house rihss Nun
l,uehter and the children go TO Ded singing w.
H. ,sts on rigid obedience to every business IA" os
rd.r ,d Vet can relax into the most deilghtlu al OF
roNknr and tins back in his chair so graceiuy.
,bi readinC his evening paper. while the weight OF
rara uf,s nerchauce. from his weary prov, ana ';ls
rpa orance a. OF tho blue Havana nils the AR as u"
hasIs In the 1gas, light OF your presence: NnN,
- - ~ the house Of course. Ana even II any
~ ,,s stould possess "a man OF the mouse INA,
49, 40. cnrne IN this average OF pci1ecthess ara
,iicss hut ra her nclines toward the fsulty slne
10 ~ w., nninion OF the "honekeeper, just trF
a., an,',rrhirc for the good qualities underneath thc
f,,,i,s and some traits OF surprising worm VIII
s,,rrlv be found in even the most unsatisfactory
man Of the house
~ hone sor you will assist n poor man whose
ho,se and everything that was in IT, including me
tarnilv sol was burned up two months ago. last
~. march lnt to whom this appeal was addressed
viii. very uhilanthropic Is also very cautious. so
he asked: .,o. =, II, - j.,
Have YOU any papers OF cerliicdte 10 sho" thdt
YOU have lost anything by nrc
Il did have certihcnte sor, sienru pei mag
istrste to that effect. bui II was burned up sor. In
the house with me fnmiiy ana the reot OF me eI-
fec,s. ."-(Melbourne punch