The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1896-04-01
A WOULD BE FLIRT.

of woman really is in love with
her husband, she cannot expect to have
a very good time at dance.
So spoke the dearest little woman in
all the world late one evening on re-
turning from pleasant entertainment
given by one Of our neighbors, as she
sank YEARLY into one of the big sofa
cushions that adorned the couch Of our
room.
l knew by the curious way she had
acted during our short walk home that
something was troubling her pretty
head, so preserved a discreet silence
after the utterance of the above remark.
She gave me quick glance to notice
the effect of her words, and seeing me
busily engaged in removing a bunch Of
white carnations from the lapel Of my
dress coat she continued:
"She may enjoy herself after fashion,
but in order to thrill as she did as q
girl 1t is necessary to be interested more
or less in somebody else. ,"
Still I kept silent. and gathering
courage from pure lack Of opposition she
went on:
"If I were only able to f1irt, could
get along famously. 1 have often seen
other women add this variety to their
lives, and as far as l could ever find
out no harm resulted.
pray do not abstain from any such
enjoyment ON my account, /" l interposed.
"Don t fiatter yourself, my DEAR" she
said. 81 have the inner consciousness
that 1 have tried and failed-yes, failed
utterly"
"Tried what?'
"Tried to fiirt, you goose. l determin-
cd to try it just as an experiment. I'll
tell you all about it if you won't inter
rupt me and will be real good to me for
the rest of my life.
Eyes. l tried desperately to imagine
myself an i'll treated woman that l
hated you terribly, and finally to make
myself believe that such person ms
Godfrey Gordon never existed, but to
what an end just as fancied j was
succeeding, you would bob up serenely
into vision and there you would stay, no
matter how hard tried to forget yeus !"
OF late, after the many social func-
lions we had attended, l had noticed
disposition OH tho part of my wife to
answer only vaguely to my inquiries as
to whether she had enjoyed herself at
Mrs So-and-so's musicale, or Miss
Somebody's reception, but l never sup
posed for moment there was anything
serious on her mind, as the above some
what gloomy expression indicated. SO
turned all attention to hear what might
be called confession.
maybe you would not be averse to
being given an opportunity to use my
insurance money, or else judge i'll the
divorce court might be prevailed upon
to render his decision
But here my remarks were cut short
by demonstration that would hardly
look we'll in words--in fact, / should be
at loss how to express such mani
festation of feminine protestation.
When she had resumed state that
made intelligibility possible, she broke
forth:
Now, Godfrey, that is too unkind
for anything. When come to you to
tell you all, you stand there and make
fun of me- You had better be careful,
young man. 1t may be worse than you
suppose. You know what your favorite,
Congreve, says:
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell fury like woman scorned.
$50 keep real good till / have finished
lyon see, before | was married,
whenever l went to dance, there was
always some one-four or five i'll fact
whom thoroughly liked, and ON whom
/ could count to speak to me before the
evening was over and with whom l
could have q pleasant chat and dance.
So, no matter how distasteful my pres
emit partner might be, my anticipations
were pleasant enough to make up for
the present.
"There were certain men who per-
haps were not actually in love with me
(she said this with perfectly straight
facet, but who invariably felt disposed
to drift in my direction, so that l was
kept perpetually buoyed up while talk
ing with the stupid ones and absorbed
after they did speak to me by delightful
uncertainty as to what the future might
bring forth. That, of course, was before
I met you, dear.
"When go to dances now, seem to
lose remembrance of the fact that am
married, and with woman's vanity
begin to be painfully aware that the
very men who would have stood on
their heads had asked 1t in the past
could not count ON now to take the least
interest In me or to talk other than the
dreariest platitudes. They were painful
ly polite, would advance toward me
with few commonplace remarks, and
when they favored me at german with
some glittering trinket, for which l
used to be crazy, felt as though 1t was
an expression Of charity, portraying
that. having made my choice. must
abide by it and not expect any very great
exertion ON their part.
II drifted from bad to worse till l
reached a state Of desperation, and when
/ saw Mrs. Sweetly gazing fondly into
Dicky Robinson's eyes the other evening
4 said to myself, There is a woman who
really lives, and the reason she does is
because she forgets she is married.
"Then it was, Godfrey, dear, that !
tried to force myself to forget that you
had ever crossed my path--that Is, of
course, only when went to some social
gathering You know you are SO fond OF
your cigars
Next to do was to find some suitable
one on whom could bestow my affec-
tions. Finally thought l would try
Malcolm Wharton, whom knew to be
Of excellent family and who three years
ago would have given his head to have
stood No. in my eyes.
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