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New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
TO PLAY THE ASSOCIATION GAME.

The Now jersey Athletic Club has de-dcd 10 place
association football team in the field this fall.
The team will be made up principally Of those OF
the clubs cricketers who play the winter. .gamo in
an expert manner Among them several who
nave played the prominent teams OF England.
l. is intended 10 put strong team possible in
the feld The clubs association season viii be
opened Election Day. when tho team will meet
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
BIDS FOR BOSTON BONDS REJECTED.

Boston, Oct. Getty Treasurer Turner to-day
opened bids for the sl.COo.OoO city of Boston per
cent forty-year registered rapid-transit bonds
cured by a sinking fund. All the bids rejected
The highest OF five bids received 1Q5.c9 for the
whole.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
IN HONOR OF M'KINLEY AND HOBART

THE wHEEIMEN's LEAGUE TO PARADE To
NIGHT-sEvERAL THOUSAND CYCLISTS
TO BE IN LINE
Lively interest is felt in the bicycle parade to he
held tonight. under the auspices OF the Mckinley
and Hobart Wheelmen's League. The cyclists will
assemble at Fifty-ninthst. and the Boulevard. and
the start Will be made near as possible $50
r. m. The order Of the parade will he as follows:
Mounted police"
Grand n,arsbsI sI' y P',it' ~ oconneu
chef Of saff. 81 NJ Beldnr jr
+ SoSr Ma% M C. we.sman + sa%SaN Ands% Rradey FS'e
f''e, lanes Sf G9a"H sS asc s T%5 Smith,
Hsp1 E i sfAnf T. isns s"Hn aam M aap al fc" %a%
and Samuel Meter .,. ~,
Marshal f 0f%5S By:ig9 %sy?I mr. Aids
Mckinley ard Hobart wheel linens league state q
divided nS in AssSm'S
rSn Neh9 Wsemfn Rank ETsse ss. yTs LsSn S
bnTSr T"eT" whsomen Forana isi' whecmen '
Marshal Of second Division: F. NJ Fres'.hsr Brook'n
Marshal Of Third Division. John Il. Yates. Aids-reer
DScorated 'i Illuminated ana fancy % costumes
The grand marshal's headquarters Will he at the
Metropolitan Bicycle Academy. sixtieth-st. and
Boulevard. The marshals and their aids will
port at headquarters at : p. The First Division
will form In Eigh.h-ave.. from Fiftyninth-st Six
ty-irst-st.: the Second Division will form in Eighth
ave. from Siyty-iirst-s Ia Sixty -second-st.. the
Third Division will form in Eighih-ave.. from Sixty
second-st 10 Sixty-third-s;. The parade Will start
at $50 p m
All whees should be decorated with two lanterns.
The line OF march Will be as follows Up the
side OF the Boulevard TO one hundred -andtenth-st.
TO Seventh-ave.. 10 One-hundred and
81. Mount Morris-aNe.. TO -hundrei-and twen-
tieth-s. Fifth TO Fiftieth-st. TO Madison
ave. TO Twenty-sixth-st., to Fifh-avc.. to Wash
ington Square and dismiss.
All members of the League are requested 70 wear
white caps which be had at headquarters. 1t
Is expected that 1000 wheels will he in line.
Representatives of the following banks will be IN
line. headed by Duane Wyckoff. Of the Fourth Ma
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
PIANOS AND ORGANS.
HORSES AND CARRIAGES.

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HORSES BOARDED. Best feed and at
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and driving; references. II. cOENAP. Al
pine, y. j.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
TOWNS CHALLENGES GAUDAUR.

a team from the Cosmopolitans. OF New-York The
game will begin 1890 a. m
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
HELP WANTED.

Female.
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hoy OF 1--WE and a baby: no chamberwork
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man nurses 10 take care OF baby ana
young children: must be willing 10 travel;
references reQuired. Address koom svs'
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New-York tribune., 1896-10-30

TIE NATE OF THE FULLER INDICTED.
Boston, Oct. 29.-The United States Grand Jury
this afternoon reported Indictment against
Thomas \. Bran. mate of the bark Herbert Fuller,
for the murder on the high seas of Captain Nash
his wife and Second Mate Bramberg
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
REAL ESTATE WANTED.

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WILL buy acreage on Palisades also
land along Northern Railroad Of New
Jersey: principals only. WEATHERBY.
21l Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
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encna.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
sURURnAy REAL ESTATE,

AGENCY for Montclsir: real estate for
sale and rent all kinds. CLARENCE
B. TUBES. Beckman-st.. n. y; at D..
L. w. station In Mon,clair.
AT NONTCLAIR.--House for sale and IN
let; furnished Ard un,urn!shed. WA. III
TAYLOR. Montciair. n J.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30

ORIGINALITY OF DESIGN
ADDS. VALUE TO AN. OTHERWISE
COMPARATIVELY THRILLING GIFT.
WARES In STERLING SILVER
BOTH LARGE AND SMALL AND
OF. ;. UNCOMMON DESIGN ARE
CALLED TO YOUR ATTENTION
THE WALLACE COMPANY
SILVERSnITHS
FIFTH AVE. BET. 26 AND ~ SITS.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30

A NEW CYCLING ORGANIZATION.
An enthusiastic meeting Of prominent wheelmcn
was held at the Hotel Barthold Wednesday night
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30

Cyclists desiring 10 Join the League Of American
Wheelmen may obtain full printed information an'
membership blanks by sending names and ad
dresses 10 the Cycling Editor Tribune.
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30
BOARD WANTED.

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boARD wanted In private family by gen
Iiefnan and wife. comfortable and quiet
rome desired, west SIDE OF city preferred.
Aacress HOME. Tribune Office
New-York tribune., 1896-10-30

Charles Murphy. the wel-known professional
ylder of Brooklyn. remarked yesterday that he had
about made mp his mind to abandon the racing
nath Murphy is said to be worth $4,000 He may
enter the bicycle business but his friends laugh
hs talk of retiring, and say that he will be seen
m the racetrack as usual next spring
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
BLllGHTtED HOPES.
This Young Womnn's Efforts to Cap
ture Il Mans Heart Did Not Have
the Desired Result.


You have a careworh look which is
new to me-" remarked the girl with the
ostrich feather boa. Can it be that
you are helping to get a charitable en-
tertainment?" a1
mo, l am not replied the girl with
the lorgnette; Il have woes enough of
my own without that. I've been hav-
ing my photograph TAKEN
Il don't see anything awful in that,
save the fact that you have to pay the
photographer said the girl with the
ostrich feather boa. "All you have to
Go is to sit still for a moment and it
Il can manage the sitting still we'll
enough said the girl with the lorg-
nette. Il once stayed in the house
with a female suffragist until my own
voice sounded strange to me. l never
did like to be photographed, but, you
see, l promised Charley Toker ages
ago that | would send him a picture.
| heard ten days ago that he has made
quite a fortune in the far west, and
my conscience began to prick me re-
garding my broken promise 1t would
be so sad if he lost his faith in woman
just now: | really felt it my duty,
however unpleasant it might be, to
have that photograph taken at once"
quite right, too. But, after all, you
might as well have sent him copy of
the photograph you and [ had taken
together last summer. 1 shouldn't
have mindedsat all if you had
Thank you, dear but that one is
much better of you than of me: it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
JUSTICE GONE TO SLEEP.
How the LAW r Regarding Newspapers
is Adrnipistered IN Ca,

-
rs Administered in Germany.
me case of the editor of the Rhein-
lsche Aeltung, the organ of the social
Democratic party at Cologne, has all
ready been alluded to in the Mail and
Express cable dispatches This German
editor made grave charges of cruelty and
brutality against the governor of the FRO
vlncial house of correction and on legal
investigation the charges were, in fact,
sustained. 1t was proved that in this re-
lormatory barbarities and fortunes wor-
my OF the middle ages We're practiced
daily. Nevertheless the righteous and in
tellgent judge condemned the editor to
three months Imprisonment on the
ground that the publication was not
made in defense of public interests.
Speaking of the condition of this reform
atory, the Berlin Neueste Nachrichten
says; That people should be subjected
10 mediaeval tortures like the gag, with
accomplishments of atrocious cruelty: that
they should be put into straight waist
coats, mercilessly beaten until they
stream with blood and then left to their
tate till death releases them from their
misery; that they should be confined for
weeks together in black hole on meager
rationS of dry bread and condemned to
wear night and day the same garment
which letters their every movement that
scorging with an Indian rubber whip
or with the tow end of a rope dipped in
water should admittedly be a common
practice, may well explain the fact that
according to medical testimony a large
number of deaths should have been due
to tuberculosis, though consumptive per-
sons are ON principle not admitted But
how can such system conduce to the
correction of the unfortunate beings
for whom the state maintains this sort
of establishments?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
FOOD VALUE OF HONEY.

Probably most people consider honey as
the equal in value for food of any sweet
sauce-no better, no worse. All should
know that it possesses one great superb
ority-ease of digestion. The nectar of
flowers is almost wholly cane sugar. The
secretions added by the bees change this
to grape sugar and so prepare it that it is
almost ready for assimilation without any
effort on the part of the stomach; in fact,
Prof. A. J. Cook once styled honey "di-
gested nectar 1t will readily be seen
that honey is a very desirable food for
those with weakened digestive powers If
a person is very tired, too exhausted to
eat" it is astonishing how few tastes
of honey Will act almost like magic. AL
most no effort is required to make it
ready for assimilation. Persons suffering
from some forms of kidney trouble will
find that honey is much more beneficial
food for them than is cane sugar.
In eating comb honey many strive to
reject every particle of wax, fearing that.
as wax is indigestible, nightmare and
other troublesome consequences might
follow an indulgence in warm biscuit and
honey. 1t is true that bread is more cas-
lily digested than warm biscuit, as the
latter is inclined to pack in chewing
but it may surprise some TO know that
comb honey is really an aid to the diges-
ton of hot bread or biscuit
The philosophy of the matter is that the
flakes of wax prevent the packing"
while the honey readily dissolves out.
leaving passages for the gastric juice to
enter the mass of food. The flakes of
wax are indigestible. that is true, but
when warmed are perfectly smooth and
soft and will not injure the most delicate
membrane. in fact they act as gentle
Stimulant and are beneficial in some forms
of alimentary difficulties
The unpleasant symptoms from which
some suffer after eating honey may often
be removed by drinking little milk
Country Gentleman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
VALUE OLE CORN FODDER.

The Maine agricultural station finds
that of ten samples of timothy hay 81
per cent was found digestble, while Il
per cent of flint corn fodder was found
to be digestible: and that corn fodder
had quite as high co-efficients of digesti-
bility as corn silage The dent corn must
be cut immature in Maine, for the rea-
son that flint varieties have a larger
per cent of dry matter, but the excess
consists in acknowledgements matter The
drv matter of the corn contained rs per
cent more protein, 7.91 per cent more fl
bre. and $50, per cent less nitrogen free
extract. When in the siiking stage the
nitrogen extract of the flint corn made
AZ per cent of the plant, but this proper
ton increased to 73 per cent at .n1atur-
ity. The mature corn contained much
the larger proportion of the sugar starch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30

might have caused him to think that I
had developed a pair of cross-eyes in
his absence. No, as L say, | really felt
1t my duty to sit / lay awake for
two nights deciding whether it should
be full face, or three-quarter view"
And which did you decide on?"
That made no difference, dear; the
photographer merely glanced al me and
said, Profile
'Humph! He couldn't have been
more despotic had he been dress
maker"
No. 1 wanted to wear my new even
ing gown. but he decided on the old
silk waist 1 wore under my jacket. He
wouldn't let me have the negative L
wanted, either
Good gracious. You surely can't be
WELL dear Was there any one on
whom you wanted to make a good i'm
preston in the next room?"
Not a soul. The truth is that those
negatives showed me two wrinkles [
did no. know that 1 possessed, and
when the wrinkles begin to come it is
time to be amiable to everybody"
ii m. Perhaps you are quite right
But how did you like the photographs
when they were finished?"
Very we'll; they had yielding, ami
a BILE lock. calculated to produce a great
erect upon a man who had just made
a fortune
"Pshaw Any girl would look anna
Die at such a man, UNLESS
She was already engaged to one who
had made fortune some time ago; 1
know. We'll sent the photograph to
Charley, when finally got it, What do
you think he wrote me in repiy?''
is 1t possible that he didn't like it ?"
%, no; he liked it very much. Said
that his wife thought my style of hair
messing perfectly lovely, and
But L didn't know that he had a
Neither did T. said the girl with the
lorgnette. DO you think I'd have
.a axe all that trouble if I'd have known.
t?'-New York Journal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
LEADING BUSINESS FIRf1S OF SALT LAKE CITY.
SADDLES AND HARNESS.
LOUIS HOOK,
Manufactures and dealer. 9O4 State St.

LAWYERS.
RAY VAN coTT,
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BOOTH. LEE G. GRAY,
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"a South Main street
BATHS.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
The Good Qualities

Possessed by Hoods Sarsaparilla are almost
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
With Bad Drinking Water
Use HOrsford's Acid Phosnhuta.

DR.. NJ. L. Reed Ashton. S. D., saws:
Our drinking water in this country is
more or less alkaline and which is
counteracted by adding a little of the
Acid Phosphate
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30

Selling dates-From Ogden, Santa
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April 18th.
Special trains will be run from Og-
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and on the Utah & Nevada.
For time see posters.
D. E. hurley,
Gen'l Agent Pass. Dept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-30
2 Beautiful Face

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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-11-14
A Clinclier.

A clever young teacher OF q class OF
children, between the ages OF ton and
fourteen, varied the monotony OF their
studies by little talks on the best books
and their authors. Then, TO finish the
work OF the term, and find what the
children had really marked learned,
and inwardly digested" Of her subject
matter, she planned for certain day a
discussion by the class of whom they
considered the greater author, Scott
or Dickens. The children were ut first
little backward in expressing their
views. but gradually warmed to the
discussion. Dickens greatness grew
to colossal proportions, owing to the
quick.wittedness and appreciation OF
small admircr with ready tongue,
and consequently the stanchness OF
SCOTS adhercnts tcgan to waver, till,
in q burst of contagious enthusiasm,
one small maid sprang to the rescue.
"But, Miss Anthony, Dickens can't be,
for, don't you know, men always say,
Great scott" and never Great Dick
ensr "-llarper's Drawer.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-11-14
mn for NH.

There was doctor who was called
TO visit family living on the outskirts
Of his city. For some reason, which Is
unimportant to this tale, the doctor
took car instead Of driving. The
case kept him longer than ne antici-
pated, and when the call was finished
the man Of the house hitched up his
own horse and drove the doctor TO his
home again.
In due time the doctor sent his bill,
and in due time he sent second and q
third; since he had considered the cir
cumstances OF the family and charged
them accordingly, he began to feel an
noyed.
Finally he gave the bill to his col.
lector.
"Jim," said he, "here's bill for 81
against Mr.. - / wish you would
see II you can get anything on It"
The collector took the bill and the
next day he came back with II.
~ guess you'd better not press that
BILL" said the collector.
"Why not?"
swell, the old man, he says he's got
q little bill against you OF $3.50 for
horse hire. Budget
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-11-14
Arriving Mt n Conclusion.

Willie Slimson-Mamna, does Santa
Claus get in his sleigh on Christmas eve
and drive around to all the houses OF
the little boys and girls?
Mrs. Slimson-Yes, dear.
Willie-And does he stop ut each
chimney Us he goes along, and leave
Just the right things?
Mrs. Slimson-Yes, dear.
Willie-He must be pretty quick to
visit all the little boys and girls In one
night
Mrs. Slimson-He Is, dear.
Willie (thoughtfully)-l don't believe
he does II that way.
Mrs. Slimson-How do you think he
does Il?
Willie-I think he plans ahead and
does some Of the work beforehand.
Mrs. Slimson-Whnt makes you think
so?
Wnlie-well, I notice that he's got
all my presents put AWAY In one OF the
closets, already.-Tom Masson, in N. Y.
Truth.