The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-08-02
THE TRUTHFUL PRESS.
What the "CuItured, Eastern Papers
Say of w. j. Bryan.

What the "CuItured" Eastern Papers
Say of w. j. Bryan.
The following witty sound and IN
answerable arguments have appeared in
the eastern metropolitan press about W.
j. Bryan since his nomination, and the
Laborer gathers them together for the
amusement of its readers. Among other
things:
He is a travesty.
He is a popocrat.
He is an anarchist.
His record is blank.
He is a hard drinker.
He represents a craze.
Vain and yapid Bryan.
He has satanic candor.
He refused a free special car.
1t is a dangerous nomination.
His election means desolation.
He is ignorant and demagogue.
He is the blowhard of the Platte.
He represents downright rascality.
He is a voluble shrieker for silver.
He represents knavery and foolishness.
He is the pauper candidate of the west.
He has BANDS and Tillman's dema-
gogy.
He represents socialists an anarchists.
He represents reputation and rank
treason.
He stands for communism and lawless-
ness.
He owns the richest silver mine in
America.
form.
He. represents bigotry and fanaticism.
He is not Democrat, sir, not a Demo-
crat.
face.
He is as dangerous to the republic as
Herr Most.
He co-operates with the Tillmans and
Altgelds.
Democrats who indorse him sacrifice
their regulations.
His election means revolution, civil war
and mob reign.
| goes to church.
| Ragged and foul were the men who
nominated HIM
| His election endangers the life of the
republic itself.
His weapon is wind; his stock in trade,
! his mouth.
His election would be followed by
| carnival of plumber.
! He is on the payroll OF the Dig bonanza
] silver miners.
| He represents the calamityites of
Bloody gulch and Yazoo.
! He walked up to the ticket offlce ana
| bought ticket for Salem.
! He IS an emotional politician and
born ward meeting orator.
! He is the chief wind instrument OF the
sand hills and bad lands.
He stands for the notification or law
| fully contracted liabilities
His nomination is the first weakness
! the s1lVerlteS nave SnOWn
He had to hustle for money 10 pay MS
board at the Clifton house am ooo
| The silver kings have donated SoOVo'VVo
| to Bryan'S campaign tund. ,.s
He represents the financial 1mnordilS
of the southern confederacy
He left Chicago in the same SUI VI
clothes that he wore when he arrived
He dropped the o. off his name so
people would not think he was Irish.
He represents a premium on dishonesty
| and all forms of lawleSsness-
There is no article in the Popuiisd creed
to which BRYAN has not subscribed
! His nomination comes perilously near
taking the one fatal step from the sub
He rode out of Chicago in a coach after
he was nominated-just like common
pt He has not a fiber of presidential tim
Der in his whole mental and political COM
He is the star attraction Of Ponulist
p;cnics and the prize orator of Nebraska
! county fairs. e
It Cannot be otherwise than that if
BRYAN is elected the country would De
plunged into absolute financial ruin.
He is a corporation lawyer-assistant
state attorney for the Missouri racine IN
Nebraska and is on their payroll
Waites get control of this government
the railroads will be turned over 10
i strikers.
He represents the disappointed gray
backs Of the confederate army; the
moonshining lazzarroni of the southern
mountains; the whooping desperadoes ana
debt strikers of the west.
He represents the ignorance, i'm
morality, covetousnesS and dishonesty OF
the least enlightened elements of our
population.
He cannot carry his own state for there