Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1896-12-10
Get out your sleigh.

Get out your sleigh.
Winter came with a swoop.
Steady company-A bicycle instruc-
tor.
The weather man was right for once.
Takes tumble to himself-the aero
bat.
The old maid has another month of
| leap year.
Some men with big heads are narrow
minded.
Snuffing candle don't cure cold in
| the head
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Neuralgia radically cures in l to days.
i Its action upon the system is remarkable
and mysterious. 1t removes at once the
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Age and little brothers are bound to
tell on girl.
The horse is not paradoxcial animal
and yet he can eat without bit in his
mouth
Hoax-"Yorr dog is fond of high living
isn't he?" Joax-"Yes; he's skye ter
rier.
The turkey breathes easier.
"Excuse me-, observed the man in spec
ta les, "but | am surgeon, and that is OF
| " lere the liver is" Never you MIND
wnere his liver is, retorted the other
"If it was in his big toe or his left ear De-
Wits Little Early Risers would reach il
| and shake it for him
REDIcB g. GRoHMANN.
Its all over-a woman's secret.
| Ante-Christnas lovers quarrels are
about due.
The trouble with the Horn of Plenty is
that it is too easily blown in.
Life is uncertain and the fellow who
goes to church fair must take his chan
CeS.
Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless, and
invariably reliable are the qualities of One
Minute Cough Cure. II never fails in colds
Group and lung troubles. Children like il
because is is pleasant 70 take and it helps
them. REDICK & GRoHMASN
"Never judge a girl by her letters,'
says the Philosopher "The girl who
is short will sometimes add the longest
postscript"
Christmas month.
Save your money for the present in the
future.
If you want to "kill her dead'' take
her sleighing.
Scaly ernptions on the head, chapped
hands and lips, cuts, bruises, scalds, burbs
are quickly cured by DeWitJ's Witch HaZ-
ell Salve. 1t is at present the article most
used for piles, and it always cures them.
REDICK d GRoHMAHN.
A local scientist had a theory that
dynamite was soluble, but that was eX-
ploded,
An easy going man sometimes bellies
himself VIII he's calling on his best
girl.
Out IN OnlO the euuCdllOldl SOlll pd'S IL
is being continued by thieves who break
into school houses and steal the dictiona-
ries.
The old waJ Of delivering messages by
post-buys cum pared Slth the modern tele
phone illustrates the old tedious method
of breaking cuds compared with almost
instantaneous care by their One Minute
Cough Cure. KkDIIK 81 GRoHMANN.
Those Kansas husbands who are de-
serting their wives are probably trying to
escape from that coercion and oppression
which Bryan and his corps of orators pra-
ted so much about.
One of the latest female fads is to wear
kittens in their hats. This may possibly
prove a comfort to their husbands, when
in the course of everts they are called up
on to contribute to the kitty"
There is considerable dispute among
eminent authorities as to the amount of
Grover Cleveland's wealth. In accord
ance with precedent the proper thing