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The herald., 1896-12-22

FOR SALE-A NICE ~ FEET HIGH
roll top desk, only $40; also fine AKA fiat
top desk. only $ll, cost $22. G. MOO; ;kE, bo7
S. Spring st. "a
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FOR SALE-A 27-FOOT SECTIONAL
wall case, with drawers and closet, suit
able for milliner or jeweler: also 3 and o.
foot showcases. Address s. s. b., Sub
station d.
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FOR RENT-SEE COTTLE & SON. 1906
w. Second St: new bargains; Tor rent
sale or exchange. u
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FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE-GOOD LOT NEAR NINTH
ST.. with small house, worth $500, can
sell for $500 5000 cash. SIS monthly.
5-room house. cost $780, can sell for 500,
$500 cash, long time.
broom house southwest, large lot can
sell for $3.50, 5000 and SIS monthly.
EDWARD FRASER,
% 216 S. Broadway.
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FOR RENT-'THE ST LAWRENCE;
furnished and unfurnished rooms. Cor.
Seventh and Main SITS. 22
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FINANCIAL

MONEY TO LOAN ON FURNITURE,
watches, diamonds. pianos, sealskins
and livestock; interest reasonable: pri-
vate office for ladies': business confiden-
tial. c. c. LAMB, 226 s. Spring. en-, room
81. 8.21-tf
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ANTEsD-GERMA AN OR SWEDE GIRL
for general hous eworll in small family
where nurse is Ike pit. Apply 1884 Bonsallo
ave 19-tf
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MEDIUMS

MRS. GOULD AMES. pALMIST AND
pychometrist, general knowledge; read
ings for those at distance from letters
in own handwriting; hours 1915. except
Sunday. 356 S. Broadway, rooms 1874,
johnson building. 1-20-97
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FOR RENT - NEWLY FURNISHED
INN. 337 S. Olive st. tf
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FOR SAEE-s250O WILL BUY THE BEST
paying drug store (for the money! in
the city; clean stock, fine fixtures. Ad-
dress for 5 days A. T., box 10 Herald. 90
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SCHOOL ELOCUTION AND DRAMATIC
Art-Mrs. Adeline Duval Mack, formerly
of New York and Washington, d. c:
Private lessons and classes. day and
evening; special training for theatrica!
profession. An amateur club ladies' and ,a1
with school. For particulars and terms
apply residence. The Clarendon. 40s S.
Hill st. Mrs. Macks services may be
engaged for recitals and readings. If
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW

LUCIEN EARLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW
Offices, Bullard building, entrance room
42U: telephone Black 1445 7-24-97
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FOR sALE-OLD PAPERS IN QUANTI-
ties to suit ct this office.
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HELP WANTED FEMALE

WANTED-DEI .AIMORTON DRESS CUT
ting system. he most perfect Ill use. In
srrlxtions free; lessons not limited. La
dies bring gooos. cut and make your dress
with us. Come and prove our work
Dire ssmaking solicited. prices reasonable;
satisfaction guaranteed. Agents wanted.
3l3I. s Spring st. 1851
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SOLID GOLD BABY RINGGS, SOC
TO 81: solid silver thimbles zoe:
souvenir spoons, 15c. w. j. GETZ. 1896 S.
Broadway.
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WOODBURY. BUSINESS COLLEIE IN
corporated), 226 S. Spring St, is the Oldest
and largest commercial school in South
ern California; the most beautiful coll
lege rooms and equipment TO. be found
in the. state: elevator for pupils use;
structors open the entire year: both day
and evening sessions: a practical Eng
and a course in shorthand and type
writing under an experienced stenog-
rapher. Write or call for. illustrated cata-
logue and full information. G.. A.
HoUGH. president N. G. FELKER,
vice-president.
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HELP WANTED-MALE
IMMEL BROS & CO.,

A strictly first-class, reliable agency.
All kinds of help promptly furnished.
Your orders solicited.
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Personal GENTLEMEN'S CLOTHES
cleaned, dyed and renovated by new
process which does not shrink or put the
clothes out of shape; all work guaranteed;
BOSTON STEAM DYE WORKS. 226
New High st. Telephone Main ASA. 2-'-9l
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MISS HANCOCK, FINEST VAPOR
baths in the city. 312 S. Hill St %
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FOR SALE-ANGORA GOATS. SEE
For Sale. Miscellaneous. %
FOR SALE-2 GOOD WORK HORSES,
1927 w. Ninth st. 90
FOR SAI4E-A GOOD COW $50. APPLY
10 f. Elmyra st. "a
PA1ENTS, COPYRIGHTS, ETC.
KNIGHT BROS PATENT SOLICI-
tega: free book on patents. 124 Byrne
DIS. s-U-s
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FOR Rents ROOMS COMPLETELY
furnished for housekeeping. $50 S. Flow
er st. -
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EDUCATIONAL

NOW is A VERY GOOD TINE TO EN-
ter upon course of study at the Los An
geles Business College, PIP w. Third st.
School in session the entire year; large
new, clean and delightful rooms: first
class elevator service: large corps of
teachers: intensely practical courses of
study. Branches taught: Bookkeeping,
arithmetic, grammar, correspondence.
spelling, penmanship, banking, business
practice. business forms, commercial law,
commercial geography, civics. shorthand
typewritng, telegraphy. assaying. Do
not delay, but begin at once if your are
ready. SO as to finish by the time business
revives. Call at the college, or write for
superb new catalogue giving full infor-
hation. 2-26-7
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FOR RENT FRONT ROOMS, 81 PER
week: sunny rooms. sl.25; also % cents
per night. 519 S. Spring st. l-12
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JULIA MANSFIELD, 419la S. MAIN ST.
rooms rs and 81 manicuring. %
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Office open from a. rp. to 1880 p. m.
except Sundays.
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SPECIAL NOTICES

IF YoU WANT A BUILDING LOT
within walking distance on Central ave;
electric car line. at reasonable price ana
upon easy terms. send for map ana price
for particulars on RICHARD ALT.
SCHUL. sole agent 40S S. Broadway. IT
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

The wild harangue of ex- Represent
alive Belford at Denver the other
night, threatening secession from the
Union if the West were not given free
coinage, will weaken rather than help
the cause of silver. However meri-
torious the demands of the friends of
the white metal, they will be dis
counted and deprecated by the con-
tinuance of such reckless and violent
tactics. The true friends of silver
should put quietus upon ssthe red
headed rooster of the Rockies"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
THE CASE OF Mr.. KNAPP.

It is stated now that the Turkish
Government, having accomplished all
that is wished in the case of the Rev.
Mr.. Knapp, by expelling him from
Asia Minor, is not disposed to press
the ridiculous charges made against
him, but is content to let the matter
drop where it is. 1t can afford to do
so. 1t has inscribed the word 'sexpel-
led"upon the passport of an American
citizen, without just cause, and it has
established a precedent under which
it can, if it chooses, deport every mis-
sionary from it's territory. That is to
say, it can do so, if our Government
submits to it's action in the case Of Mr..
Knapp without remonstrance.
1t is very possible that this dispatch
relating to Mr.. Knapp furnishes the
key to the recent visit to Washington
of the New York committee repre-
senting the Mission Board. IF this
matter was not the subject of the rep
reservations made to the president
and Mr.. Olney by that committee, it
might we'll have been, for the issue in
volved is one of the utmost import
ance. If Turkey has the right at any
moment to send any or all of our mis-
sionaries out of her territory, hence
forth any missionary operations in
Turkey must be subject to variable
and violent caprice. The colleges,
have beer erected at the cost of
American mission boards might as
well be confiscated off, hand, for they
are useless if the missionary teachers
and preachers in charge are liable to
be sent out of the country. journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
JUST FOR FUN.

Primus = What prompted you to
leave college? Secundus-The faculty
The dentist will make more money
per acher than any farmer in the land
The fashionable tailor has discover
ed that his customers dwell in the
land of promise.
Landlady-Do you like your steak
rare, Mr.. Boardlong? Mr.. B.-No rar-
er than it is, madam.
You may have been an Arctic ex-
plorer, said his satanic majesty, but
that cuts no ice with me.
Did the missionary bring tears to
the eyes of the natives? No, but he
made their mouths water.
What did the woman say when the
life saving crew pulled her out? She
said: Goodness! How do look?"
Doctor-My good woman, does your
son stutter all the time? Peasant-Not
all the time, sir-only when he at
tempts to talk.
WYNN LID ChdASOo WhOA I1O
illustrated the fact that the world wa s
round. How so? Suppose the egg had
been bad one?
Johnson-How are you getting along
with your bicycle riding? Jackson
First class can do everything ex-
cept chew gum.
Prof. to first arithmetic class-How
many in a family consisting of hus-
band, wife and child? Smart Boy
Two and one to carry.
Mrs. Blossom How do the signal
officers know what kind OF weather
we are going to have? Mr.. Blossom
wasn't aware that they did.
eyes," said the pastor, II regret to
say we are having trouble in our
church, "Ah?n inquired the broker;
s'heresy, choir or sexton?"
Alberta see that Miriam and Mr..
Bertwhistle's engagement is off. Ale
thea-Yes; he bought bicycle that
wasn't the same make as hers.
Mamma, I saw dog to-day that
had only three legs" Weren't you
awfully sorry for him?'' 'sNo'm; he
had one more leg than had!"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
A wonderful mechanical cont,

A wonderful mechanical contriv-
ance is announced from Switzerland
in the shape of watch that calls the
hours out in voice like that of a
human being. This mechanical curl
osity is the invention of one Casimir
Livan, who bases it's principles upon
his knowledge of the workings Of the
photograph. The case, instead of
of containing a striking apparatus, as
some of the late costly watches do,
is provided with Photographic cy-
Under, which is fitted with a sensitive
Photographic plate, which has re-
ceived the impression of human
voice before being inserted in the
watch.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

If small bottle of Shaker Digestive Cor
dial doessyou good, don't buy large one
prove all things; hold fast that which is
good" It's not good for everybody, only for
the thin, pale, sick. weak and weary. For
those who are starving for want of digested
food. For those who cannot get fat or strong :.
because their stomachs do not work, as they
ought to,
These are the people, millions OF them,
whom Shaker Digestive Cordial will cure
Food makes strength muscle, brain, blood,
energy-after it is digested. If not digested
it will do you good at all.
Shaker Digestive Cordial helps your stom-
ach to digest your food and cures indigestion
permanently, When you've tried small
bottle, you tell.
Sold by druggists. Trial bottle 10 cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

which his means afforded and the viii
lage store could furnish.
ssThere was nothing brief about the
remarks Of the minister. The service
usually took good two hours; we
always had a regular sermon. 1t gave
the minister a chance to expostllate
with the backsliders such as he never
had in church, for the most irrelig-
ious man in town would turn out for
a funeral.'
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
AFTER THE CORONATION.

The grand pageant Of the Russian
coronation has passed off without a
single inharmonious incident. The
nihilists have apparently abandoned
violent methods in favor of peaceful
agitation, and as far as known the
new car has been in more danger
from fatigue than anything else.
There is probably no other human
being on the face of the earth who
has in his power to make or mar the
happiness of SO many individuals as
Nicholas H. Victoria's empire is
greater and incomparably richer and
more enlightened, but she is merely
an ornamental figurehead, while the
car has been said to be the only free
man in his dominions. If this is no
longer true at the close of the reign
of Nicholas, he can be said to have
deserved we'll of humanity.
There have been but four cars
crowned during the present century.
The present car is %, and if spared
by the assassin has a long reign be-
fore him. The completion Of the trans
Siberian railway is likely to be as
memorable as the opening Of the Suez
canal and as helpful to the interests
of Russia as the latter was to those of
England The course of events in
Asia and eastern Europe will also in
all probability make the reign of Mich
olas lI.notable in the history not only
of Russia, but of the world.
Now that the show is over the young
czar can settle down to business. 1t
is safe to say that there is nota states
man in Europe that would not be glad
to employ any rays that would pierce
the secrets of the imperial Uranium.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
A WOman's Burdens

are lightened when she turns to the right
medicine. If her existence is made gloomy
by the chronic weaknesses, delicate derange-
ments, and painful disorders that af1ict her
sex, she will find relief and emancipation
from her troubles in DR.. Pierce's Favorite
prescription. If she's overworked. nervous.
or run down." she has new life and strength
after using this remarkable remedy. It's a
powerful, lnvigorating tonic and nervlne
which was discovered and used by an eminent
physician for many years, in all cases OF re
male complaints" and weaknesses. For young
girls Just entering into womanhood; for wom-
en- at the critical sschange of 1ife;'' in bearing
down s9psations, periodical pains, uicera-
ton, lnnammation, and every kindred all
ment' It effects perfect and permanent cures.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
THE ELDER Mr.. RUSH'S GREAT
DAY

He is an elderly gentleman of means.
He has standing high in the church
and has contributed to charities. In
the business world he has secured an
honored place for his firm.
Having resided in Chicago for SO
many years and having contributed
generously, although modestly, to its
upbuilding, it would seem that he
should have a reputation. And he
did have reputation. The compare
tive few who knew him held him in
great respect.
But he never really tasted the
sweets of popularity until his son
made touch down.
Never until his son became a public
character, with his picture in all sorts
of publications and the glory of his
deeds put in to display type, did the
father know what it was to hear peo-
pie whispering to one another: ''Do
you see that old gentleman? Well,
he's Mr.. Rush, father of the great half
back.o
Never before did ne have people
call him on the 'phone and say: Con-
CALCULATIONS Mr.. Rush. This has been
a great day.
If he happens in at the athletic club,
enthusiastic men, young and old, seize
him by the hand and tell him how he
ought to be envied, and want to know
if he had anything up on the game.
Greatness has been thrust upon him.
The name which lay hidden in the
directory for years has suddenly be-
come household word.
Al, Of a sudden the father finds him
self blinking in glare of reflected
glory.
His son has made a touchdown.
He doesn't know how or why the
touchdown was made, and secretly he
has no concern in the condition of his
sons game ankle, but he finds that
whereas he was nobody he is now the
father of half back.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

The stabbing of an enemy by pri
vate individual is too common at the
north, as well as the south, to attract
any particular attention from news
paper readers, but the ARRAY in which
the mayor of Hot Springs, Arkansas,
killed his man is significant enough to
be remembered.
We boast of our superior civilization
and of the spread of Christianity and
morality within our borders. Yet in
what town of the old world, having a
population of 10000 inhabitants, has
the chief official been known to cut
the throat of citizen on the street,
merely because of verbal alterca-
ton followed by a simple assault?
Evenin Italy or Spain public officials
do not use the knife in the settlement
of disputes.
The chief justice of Tennessee, who
shot a lawyer who criticised his judi
cial opinion has just been acquitted,
which fact was very likely remember
ed by Mayor Waters of Hot Springs,
when he carved up troublesome
drummer. When the pistol and the
knife are used by men high in Office
to express their resentment of de-
traction, critics had better take to the
woods.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
OLD FASHIONS IN FUNERALS.

IA ready made coffin is thing
said the Reminiscent Person, who is
not so very old either. II was brought
up in a small village in Vermont,
where a broadcloth coffin with silver
trimmings would have created as
much wonder as cable car. If such
a coffin had strayed into the neigh
borhood it would doubtless have been
placed upright in someone's best
ROOM and been used as a cabinet for
choice bits of china, it's funeral pur-
pose remaining undreamed of.
aEach farmer saved from his cut
ting Of timber few of the finest
boards. Especial attention was given
to the seasoning and finish, and they
were then stored away until the time
when they should be needed. There
was always rivalry among the neigh
bors as to who had the finest coffin
boards in his loft. They would no
more think of using these boards for
any other purpose than they would of
wearing the clothes which had been
put away in the cedar chest for them
to be- laid out in.
"Owing to the uncertainty as to the
time when they might be called for,
nothing more could be done toward
making the coffin than to have the
boards ready. Men were too thrifty
in those days to run any risk in max
ing up coffin and then having it a
misfit; and it was generally conceded
that mans last conversation with
the minister should not be accompa
MED by the unmistakable sound of
hammering from the barn, SO the cof-
fin making had to be left till all was
over. When my great uncle died, /
remember, father and my elder broth
ers stayed up all night making his
coffin.
"Wko did the laying out? Oh, there
was at least one woman in the village
who was first class at that sort of
thing generally tailoress or seam
stress-and was always on hand. She
UOOk AOl0 anu 0l0 0V0IYI0luS.
Made the shroud, gave advice about
the latest style of mourning, saw the
callers, if she was allowed to-gener
ally the family took mournful pleas
ure in performing that duty them
selves. This self-appointed under
taker never expected any remunera-
ton for her services, though she did
not object if after next shearing you
sent around enough wool for new
dress, provided you were perfectly
able to do so.
ssNo; the shroud wasn't of home
spun linen; that was one time when
a man was allowed to wear store
Clothes though all his life he had
worn homespun linsey woolsey shirts,
hove-woven natural gray trousers,
and cowhide boots made by the trav-
cling cobbler. He was buried in a
white shroud of the finest muslin
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
The Discovery Saved His Life

Mr.. G. Caillouette, druggist, Beaversville,
Ill, says: ITO DR.. Kings New Discovery I
my life. Was taken with La Grippe and
tried all the physicians for miles about but
of no avail and was given up and told 1 could
not live. Having DR.. Kings New Discovery
in my store sent for bottle and began its
use and from the first dose began to get bet
ter, and after using three bottles was up and
about again. 1t is worth it's weight in gold.
We won't keep store or house without it."
Get free trial at II. G. Pierce's drug store.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
Cure for Headache.

AS remedy for all forms of headache,
Electric Bitters has proved to be the very
best 1t effects a permanent cure and the
most dreaded habitua1 sick headaches yield
to It's influence. We urge all who afHict-
ed to procure bottle, and give this remedy
a fair trial. In cases of habitual constipation
Electric Bitters cures by giving the needed
tone to the bowels, and few cases long resist
the use of this medicine. Try it once. Large
bottles only fifty cents at H. c. Pierce's drug
store.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

Mrs. r. DeYoung, Middleburg, Ia, writes:
have used One Minute Cough Cure for six
years, both for myself and childred, and
consider it the quickest acting and most sat
isfactory cough cure l have ever used. Fl. O.
Pierce, Barton; ID. w. Hildreth Barton Land
ing: r. e. French. Glover.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

DO not do this. Do not be induced to buy
any other if you have made up your mind to
take Hoods Sarsapari1la. Remember that
Hoods Sarsaparilla cures when all Others
fail. Do not give up in dispair because other
medicines have failed to help you. Take
Hoods Sarsaparilla faithfully and you may
reasonably expect to be cured.
Hoods Pills are purely vegetable, carefully
prepared from the best Ingredients. csc.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

One swallow does not make spring, but one
swallow of One Minute Cough Cure brings
relief. n. G. Pierce, Barton; d. w. Hid
reth, Barton Landing, r. E. French, Glover.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

In the spring young mans fancy lightly
turns thoughts of-DeWitt's Little Early
Risers, for they always cleanse the liver, pu-
rify the blood, and invigorate the system. H.
G. Pierce, Barton; d. w. Hildreth, Barton
Landing; r. E. French. Glover.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

She-Are you sure that I am the first
woman you ever loved? He-I swear
it. She-Then you may go. After you
have obtained some experience, come
to me again.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

One minute is the standard time, and One
Minute Cough Cure is the standard prepare
ration for every form of cough or cold. 1t is
the oily harmless remedy that produces i'm
m ediate results H. G. Pierce, Barton; d.
w. Hildreth, Barton Landing, R. E. French,
Glover.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
n. @. PIER Q E.
Granite Monuments
a t
Reduced Prices.

The undersigned have stock about so
Head Stones of different styles and which they
reduced prices These be opposite
r. depot Hadwck Parties intending
will find to their advantage examine this before
purchasing.
ELardVv1c1x Granite CO.
HardyisA VT. April 6, 1896. oQ6
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08
Weak, Irritable, Tired
.sI Was No Good on Earth

DIR. Miles Nervine strengthens
the weak, builds up the broken
down constitution, and permanently
cures every kind Of nervous disease.
"AbOsst Osie gear ago ItCdS afflicted
eUitIs nervousness, sIeepLeSSseeSs,
Creeping SeslsGtiO1e ina 91ay legs,
Slight aD0lpitatiose of asU heart,
DsstsGctissO cOSsJ'ssscoss of the mind,
Serious Toss or I0pSc Of sBse1ss01-U.
TYeSOEsfed CsOsCse eCStEc care and
aC0rs.y. Il completely lost appetite
And felt nsy UitGlity sceGrissO OssCo
II sC0s sCeG2, irritable and tired,
My aceigTst eCas reduced to 100 J6s.o
En fact Z sCds ssO COCA, ora eGTtSeo
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

A friend brought
me DIR. Miles book,
New and Start
ling Facts" and
I finally decide
to try a bottle of
DIR. MILES Re-
orative Nervine.
Before I had taken
one bottle I could
sleep as well as a
10-yr.-old boy. My
appetite returned
crroa f1u inOroo cod
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1896-06-08

When N had taken The si5cfh bottle
My sCeight Increased to 1S6 6s.,
The sensation i9a mig legs SCGs gone;
My nerves Steadied completely;
N.Y. sssensOyy sCas fully restored.
My brain seemed cLeareFt Is00o eUeT.
II felt G6 good as asty man ora earth.
DR.. 1ZSIes' Restorative NerUisle as
A great medicine, N assure yOIG."
Augusta, Me. WALTER r. BURBANK.
DIR. Miles Nervine is sold on a positive
guarantee that the first bottle will benefit
All druggists sell it at 81, 6 bottles for 50, or
it will be sent, prepaid, on receipt OF price
by the DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkharts Ind.
DR.. Miles Nervine
Restores Health