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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

The quality never varies in the
I. 3: cigars. Sold by Morkassel &
Void.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

Arrive cR0oKsToN THE SCHEDULE: Leave
7:1o a. m. To and From ST. Paul 6:54 D. IN
6:54 p. IN. To and From Winnipeg $40 a. m
Trains leavingCrook- ston daily has Pullm an
Vestibued Sleeping Car. and Dining Cars
attached.
orinform alton. time cards, maps and tickets
call on or write Ticket Agent. N. p. CrOokston,
Miln.. or
CHAS. $. FEE. Gen. Pass. Ag't,
st. Paul. MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

The Magnet never looses it's popu-
larity among smokers. For sale by
MOrkassel & Void.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

If you think OF getting bicycle
this spring, go and have a talk with
FARRELL; he sells several different
kinds. "Also has Wheels
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30
FARMERS, LOOK HERE! T!

FARMEKS, LUUK HERE !
In order to give Farmers chance
to get cheap Feed, we will for short
time sell bran and shorts at the fol-
lowing low prices:
Bran.......... 5000 per ton.
ShOrtS....... $500 !" {"
We will pay the highest market
price for Wood.
Rock Salt for Sailing beef and pork
for sale.
WARREN MANUFACTURING Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30
PROPOSALS FOR DlTCHlNG

Bids will be received at the Office
OF the Secretary Of State, i'll ST. Paul,
Minnesota. up to Saturday, August
LIST. 10 O'Clock a. M, in accordance
with an act Of the legislature Of
1898. for labor and material neces-
sary in cutting the Morken ditch in
Clay county, and the Warren or We
ga ditch in Marshall county, in ac-
cordslnce with plans and specified
tions on file in the office of the Secre-
tary OF State. ALBERT BERG,
Sec'y Red River Valley Drainage
Commission.
Dated July 20, 1896.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

Take your girl to ride on bicycle
and spend your money for Cuban
Blossom cigars.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

Poison Ivy, insects bites, bruises,
scalds, burns, are quickly cured by
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, the
great pile cure. Chapin's Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

Don't tritle away time when you
have cholera morbus or diarrheu.
Fight them in the beginning with
DeWitu's Coli: & Cholera Cure. You
don't have to wait for results, they
are instantaneous, and it leaves the
bowels i'll healthy condition. Cha
pins Drugstore.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

Va ~ OAAO FAsOSO '4AO1 " tVu
can get a loan on yOnl'
farm without delay.
Bring your repair work to NJ. L.
Larson's new tin shop.
The whole system is drained and
undermined by indolent ulcers and
open sores. DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve speedily heals them. It IS the
best pile cure known. Chapin's Drug
store.
Statesmen Wanted.
Highest commissions. Complete line
Of Minnesota grown nursery stock,
seeds. etc. Your choice OF territory.
Three plans OF work. Pay weekly.
Write at once, stating age.
THE JEWELL NURSERY co.,
Lake City, Mimi.
Many a days work is lost by sick
headache, caused by indigestion and
stomach troubles. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are the most effectual
pill for overcoming such difficulties.
Chapin's Drugstore.
"Boys will be boys" but you can't
afford to lose any Of them. Be ready
for the green apple season by having
DeWitt's Collie & Cholera Cure in the
house. Chapin's Drugstore.
Morkassel & Void report an in
creasing business on the popular
Y. B. cigars.
Have you seen the latest in dress
goods-at Taralseth's.
The celebrated Drew & Selby La
dies fine shoe. in Dongola and Ok
ford tie, for sale by the Peoples
Trading Company. A large invoice
just received.
The quality never varies in the
I. 3. cigars. Sold by Morkassel &
Void.
If you think OF getting bicycle
this spring, go and have a talk with
FARRELL; he sells several different
kinds. "Also has wheels. y
The Magnet never looses it's popu-
larity among smokers. For sale by
Morkassel & Void.
.s - -
Take your girl to ride on bicycle
and spend your money for Cuban
Blossom cigars.
DR.. Frank Rose, dentist, will be in
Warren from the 18th to the 22ud,
inclusive, of each month, prepared
to do all manner of dental work.
Fine gold crown and bridge work
speciality. Office at Windsor hotel.
Don't waste your money smoking
poor cigars when you can buy Y. Bs.
at ten cents of Morkassel & Void.
The Scandal Hotel recently enlarged
and furnished, Is a good, clean and
comfortable place to stop at when you
90 to Crookston.
CHARLES wEsTERBERd,
Proprietor.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

First publication July 9, 1861
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-07-30

DR.. Frank Rose, dentist, will be in
Warren from the 18th to the 22ud,
inclusive, Of each month, prepared
to do all manner of dental work.
Fine gold crown and bridge work q
speciality. Office at Windsor hotel.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
A SMOOTH ARTIST
And How He Worked the
Natives for Their Dough.


Did you buy belt2 And # YOU did
dent you feel like a iOol2
A little fellow With heavenly blue
eyes, ehrysanthemum hair, and =
tongue loose At both ends and lubh-
Gated IN the middle was here yesterday
and some people who will read these
lines are sadder and wiser now, but
the little man is safe far away and as
happy 40 . dead pig In the sunshine.
This is how Il happened;
The little man was selling electric
belts, and he sOld them TO, just like
they wers not cakes, At dollar apiece
when they were not worth 2S cents
/ IN m a commercial standpoint or . con-
tinenial darn Tor medicinal use. Bal
that didn't seem 10 bother the bold
bad beardless bamboo1leF . little bit
and he RAPED q rich harvest OF sheck'
lee, carrying OF probably 100 dollars
fof an hours chin music, most Of the
money coming from the pockets o.
poor men who cannot afford the loss.
Shortly after l2 o',lock the younl
man drove In a buggy TO the vacant
lot where the Spell hotel was recently
burned, and thither he was followeC
by what afer~ards proved q larg'
drove Of gloIiously gullable white an'
black American citizens who ought 4
have known better than TO buck agAins
the game Of a rAnk.s,ranger who WASH
out for his health. After a elib an'
yoluable haFfangue on the curAtiv
powers of electric belts he bagan sell
ing HE s,ua. Soon he returned thei
money to those who had bought
They swallowej 'he bait. Then th
suaye young sharper set HE hooks 70
dsh sure enough and began sellin
|, telts right aud left. lie fOndled 70
Of greenbacks, dug his digits inf
ehinking coin aud led the crowd TO b
lieye that he hal come 10 town to sta
! several days and was liable 10 giv
away dead loads Of cash to adveIti'
the belt. lie didn't say this direc'l
but inlimated Il strongly enough
, give things the aspect Of big sPecull
ton. lie marked the packages var
ously anu wrapped the long eres
around many Of the dollaFs hken q
pitching them eli with other mons
!. into a hat. Visions Of 5. 10, IS a.
Z ma, BE- IS TO ! flashed through q
! minds Of she crowd and they dug dee
4 er into their jeans and bough, mo
a telts. Finally. when he had raked
e the last possible dollar, and sccuN
far more than any ofdinrry mort
I could have hoped 10 get bv holding
:, each man In the crowd seperaiely vi
= a shotgun, the blonde haired YOU
: : man with the soh voice and serapl
smile held up the hat full of eood
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

received here last mig =, The poliOs
from Greencastle, Ind. 80 arrest Beoss
jackson, 4 student at ,Cfusdioai college
In this city. on the charge Of murdsrins
Pearl Bryan. JacknDn was located
without difficulty. he dsnied his guilt,
but admitted that he knew Pearl Bryan
He was committed without bail
The story Il that she was The woman
murdered at Fort Thomas. Ky. and
that her clothing has bean identified b.
her parents.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
AccIdentalIy shOt Doc sIster.

A little 6.yesr old Bohemian girl was
accidentally sho. Wednesday night by
her swear old brother At the home Of
their father, Joe Friedel, on JEFF Rob
erl's place. The weapon was . shot
gun loaded with birlshol aud pebbles,
and the charge took effect in the child's
right shoulder, breast and back, in
aicting perhaps fatal wound. Dr.
Founiain saws tome OF the shot pene,
traled the lungs. Tie shove some o.
the pehbles which had been prob q
ont of the ch ld's body and some ol
them were larger than buckshot.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
1HE 1Rurn nuRr LIE.
wiIilam y. AssaiE Ordered - Lsav'
the Isiaad ef oubA.

winlam y. NsssiE Ordered 70 Leave
the IsiAsd ef oabA
WASHINGTON. Feb. civilian y.
Manrag. the American nswspaper cor.
respondent In Cuba. who has bssn or.
dared BY the Spanish authorities "a
leave the islAnd. wrote . letter "a
The Evening Star here some days agc
In which be said he had been informed
that he was blaoklisted ., the palace ai
Havana and any more sido trips would
b the cause Of hls being invited X
leave. Il has been known here that hi
vigorous letters have proven Objsction
able 70 Spanish auth0ritisA
Thomas Estrada Palma representa-
tive here Of the cubana. says the actiou
Of the authorities In MAnniK' case Wa
undoubtedly. inspired By their anger -
him Cor writing trus and unbiased ~
porta Of the conditions Of Affairs Il
Cuha
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
Geo. w. NorrelI.

We learn with no small degree q re-
gret that Mr.. Geo. W. NOrrell and fam.
lily will move to Houston sometime be-
fore the fret Of March. Mr.. NOrrell
has been elected secretary and ireasur-
er Of the Houston Drug company by
the directors and has accepted the Po-
sition, which IL one Of great tFusi and
pecuniary advantage, and one which
be is in every.way qualified to oil. Mr.
Nouell has been in business In Bryan
nineteen years, and he says leaving hi'
old home and friends is the hardest
thing he ever tried to do in his life
He ami his charming family will Il
greatly missed in social circles, anC
the good wishes OF Bryan will follos
after them.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
A s,una Liver Mahsl = Wen Nan.

Are you billions, constipaied or lrou.
bled With jaundice, sick headache, bad
taste IN the mouth, foul hreaih, coated
tongue. dyspepsia, indigestion, hot, dry
skip. uain in hack aud between the
shoullers. chills and fever, etc. IL you
have any Of these symptoms, your
liver /. out Of order, and your blood is
Slowly being poisoned, because your
liver does not act properly. llERniSE
vii cure any disorder Of the liver,
s,omach OF bowels. Il has no equal a.
a liver medicine. Price 70 cents. Free
ttiai bottles at Geo. W. Norfelps drue
srore' ianl0 d&wiy
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
Hslrs to sso.OooOoa

LTrTIK Rock. Feb. al aud +. Ma.
vrA, businessmen Of this city, and their
Estsra. MssdAmes Ellen ThronbeFg and
b Cohn and Miss Ida Navra. think
they are among the heirs Of David sey.
mour Strauss. The fortune consists u
es0. .OO0. 900. now In the Bank Of Eng
land. II they suspsed In recovering the
estate there viii b. over $1,000
apiece for them. after paying all cost
and Attorney feeA
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

GRAND SALINE, Tex. Feb "A
tramp giving his name as Horton came
TO town stripped Of his hat. coat and
shoes and his head beaten into jelly.
He and q negromAn oAmped near town.
and when he was asleep the negro beat
him MP and TOOK his clothes.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

FoRT WORTH. Tex, Feb. 6-Plnk
Berry. a negro. PLEADED guilty In the
Seventeenth district court Of burglAriz.
ing the house Of Mr.. Col ins In the
south Side He received a sentences Of
two years in she pinitcnaary.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

LONDON, Feb. 6.-Advioes reooived
here from BlAntyrA. under the date Of
Jan. 25. say that the Bikhs have gained
two brilliant victories over the slave.
traders In British Central Africa TIE
Arabs were totally routed. Fourteen
chiefs have been captured and the road
into tho interior cleared
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
Fousd mlm 0unty.

GRKKNvIIIE. Tex. Feb. 6-In the
case Of John Gregory. charged with the
murder Of John Rjwsey near this plaOe
last April. the jury found the defendant
guilty Of murder in the second degree
and assessed his punishment a. Is years
In the penitentiAry.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

BLUE RkPIDs. KAn. Feb. &c. D.
Stocks, president aud founder Of the
Blue Rapids State bank. = large land
owner and an extensive stock raiser. Il
dead. He was the father Of Hon. Fred
A. Stocks. chief olerk In sss u==...od
States treasury department under Pred
dent Harrison.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
KUKLUx IN KENTUCKY.
Thsy Haae . Mas. bat cus HIN DouH
Jasi In Time.

Ihog Mann Anns but tut MN DSNa
Jast In Time.
LEXINGTON. KY. Feb. e.-Kuklux are
oAasing great excitement In Wayne
county. Thsro has bean . great deal Of
barn burning In that county recently,
and . few nights ago . mob took Jim
FroEsll from his home and ssssed
him 10 . trss In IN sGort 70 make him
tel who burned Bonnie Bates barn q
few weeks ago. The mob cut him down
In tizns 10 save his life. Il is not known
what he told thsm. Froxsn hes sworn
ous warrants Cor G. J. Markum, W
X. and Edward Jones. Robert Chris
man. HAFtwsli Bpann and jane
Wright. charging them with boinl
msmbors Of the mob. frOxsll's neigh
Dor, james Martin. is In jail. oharget
with burning Bates barn.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
A Nossa PA,slsiaa DEAD

HousroN. Feb. 6-Dr. =. Center.
bruck d.ed here from dropsy. He WA
educated At MArburR. Germany. moved
to New Orleans In 1857 aud practicod
there till the close Of the war. when he
was appointed army surgeon By Maxi.
sufiitau
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

CINCINNATI. Feb. 0--rhe 5000 In
money and diamonds supposed 10 hav'
been stolen from MrA George V. New
berry AZ tho BevAn. Barber welding a
BarbeFton. was found In . dresser IN
Mr.. Newberry'a room.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

CANTON. Tex. Feb. 6-At . party
I've miles east Of hero . difficulty 90.
CURED between Win Ccnpton and
Henry Hammock. during which Ham.
mock was shot three times. frcm the
effects Of which he died. Compton sur.
rnndnrnd
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
CHEAP CORN MADE INTO WHISKY

Another fmmenae WaFeheuss - Ne haii'
% store Away Spirits.
PEORIA, lila. Feb. 6.-Ths American
Spirits Manufacturing company has an
immense bonded warehouse In this
city. The company has Just secured 9
permit TO erect another large frame
i.story building. Il is oOnjoO.uFsd thai
because corn is 90 cheap they are golne
10 mAnufActure ali the spirits they car
store away. Tho company also oontsm
plates building an immense brick unioE
bonded warehouse here II the law VII
permit.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
Teur nura.r.r, E.esp. JsIl.

BuKIE. La. Feb. IA jail delivery
was effected here in which four prison
ers charged with murder escaped, two
John Jones and Henry Simmons-had
been convicted. sentenced 20 b hanged
and the dats Of execution, Feb IA, axsd
by the governor.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
Iad,aaa n.ah As.lraA

CoNNORsvIIlE. Feb. 6-The Cit.
Eens bank. owned by ex.United States
senator Huston. assigned yesterday.
The statement % she public states that
all deposits will be paid in full in three
snonAha
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

PERCY, his. Feb 0-JAmes snod.
grass and Rachel Howis were married
here Mr.. snodgrAss had been . wid'
over lees than . month and has beer
married four timeG The wedding ha'
caused cutie . sensation h.re.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

HoUsroS. Feb. 6--Joe schulor. aged
40. q German woodohopper working
two miles from Houston. was shocked
in the head BY thieves and fatally in
jured. The crime was committed Tor
The purpose o. robbery.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

AUSTIN, Feb 6-suit has been hled
here by the attorney general against the
Waters. Pierce ol company and its Tex
~ agents. The basis Of the suit is that
this company is violating the anti.trusa
laws Of Texas.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

souru BRNp. Ind, Feb G-WiliAm
Wood, son Of Rev. d. A. Wood Of
Greenoastle, Ind, was arrested horo on
the strength Of a telegram, alleging he
might b. an accomplioe in the murder
Of the young woman at Fort Thomas.
Il is alleged tina. Wood put the unfOrtu.
nate gisl ON the train at Greencassle
and was tho last person in that place
seen with her woh and tho otiioers
left for Cincinnati.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

LONDON, Feb 6.--Mis, Clara Barton,
president Of tho American Red Cross
society. and her party left London yoa'
teriay on their way 10 Armenia for the
distribution Of the relief fund In her
hands.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

TYLER. Tx. Feb. 6-JOhn MccullAF
was arrested. charged with forgery.
His bond " a placed At $500. which he
made. McCullAr was for . long tima
superintendent Of the county farm
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
aANpIrs N TnE NATIoM
rso Daring Hsldups and one Man MuF
dsFsd by Three rAisvsa.

asrsd ~ Three rAlsvs%
EuFAuIA, !. T.. Feb. 6.-Two men
were robbed 10 miles west Of EufAnla-
ono Of go and the other Of te6 The
holdupa were separate. one Of the vio-
tins being . physician and the other,
one Smith, who resisted. and was killed
on tho spOA A party Of government
surveyors was also held mp and about
eiO0 in cash taken from them . few
days before. The band is composed Of
two whitsmen and one negro. all sup
possd 10 b msmbsrs Of The old Chris.
tian gang. They have the country wesi
of here terroEined.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

You can save money u you have
house 10 rent by giving Dick Jonss 4
Co. your agency. They have Gppli.
cations for houses every day. n
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

and aked .
toand Wha|
they we're
him Il wa
kspft n
and pulled
victims tod
amid sheje|
panions. 4
hotel and n
beiore u
arrested y
and was fe|
ihe reports
the back a
lie SAID ne
sorts o. ha1
II hassery !
IL would
tive upon
um 1A
got burnt \
only Wiah /
such shaF|
| they VIII r.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07
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The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

sssta Jseksea uadsF Arrest.
CNcINNArI. Feb. "a telegram waa
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1896-02-07

sam p. +
drug b
Geo. W. N
Mr.. E.yJS
one Of hoH
state RENAL.
doadepaFi1
whOhave q
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starts cut Y
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Mr. SAM
drug busina
nizci Mon,
reliable anl
men IN Br'
leland bw|
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-01
RUIN
AM MISERY
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE YOUNG
MEN OF THE DAY?

Cigarette smoking is one of the evils
which is fast increasing among the young
men of the period. 1t is an age of nervous
ness nervous excitement, nervous weak
ness and debility is the growing nalady of
the day. Minds are over burdened i'll
school, the pleasures of social life follow
business worry intemperance, sexual ex-
cesses or abuses over excite the already
enfeebled nerves and result in exhausting
diseases or drains upon the nervous system.
It's drag and a handicap to every
young man to be sufferer from nervous
debility or weakness, low spirits, irritable
temper, impaired memory loss of will
power, and the thousand and one derange-
ments of mind and body that result from
pernicious habits often contracted through
ignorance of natures laws. The wreck of
constitution, weakened vitality and manly
power, following such habits would be a
sorry ending to life in this splendid age of
learning and labor. 1t will fast become an
age of unsettled brains and shattered nerves
unless our young men kNoz0 Themselves
To reach, reclaim and restore such
unfortunates to health and happiness, is
the aim Of the publishers of book of
1000 pages, profusely illustrated, written in
plain language, on the nature, symptoms
and durability, by home treatment, of such
diseases. This book will be sent FREE on
receipt of twenty-one (2I) cents in stamps,
for postage and wrapping only. Address,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
No. 663 Main Street. Buffalo, N. Y.
For more than quarter of century
| physicians connected with this widely
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Sufferers from premature old age, or loss
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-08-01
PFUNzHEIMER's PHILOSOPHY.
Tho Sage Lets Fall a Few Remarks
Loaded Down With Wisdom.

Tho Sage Lets Fall a Few Remarks
Loaded Down With Wisdom.
Eternal vigilance is der way not to got
run ofer by a safety.
Self conceit is blessing py disguise in,
for dot is vot makes us send der fool killer
nexd door ven he comes to see us, ain'd it?
Ven you see married mans wearing dot
suit vot he bought long time ago alretty
yust make ub your mind Ply swell things
elder dare is new baby py his house in or
his wife has bought bisoocle.
Ven you read Ply dem NEWSPAPERS dot 8
mans he is a shvindler, und t'ief, und a
harumscarums, und a lot of things yust
like dot, it is pfennigs to pretzels dot man
vos candidates for some politics jobs al
retty once
1t is short lane vot doan'd got no BIZ
soocle riders on him desc days
Ven dares a veel dares a way.
If some peoples doan'd had no neighbors
liflng py dem next door, dcy doan'd meier
clean house in her spring times, chenille
Annie, ain'd it?
Honesty is der best politics-nid.
Ven mans is running a race for an Of
flee, he chenerally is satisfied if he gets a
blaze, ain'd ita
Abouid der worse bisoocle face to be seed
desc days is dot vich your leedle boy wares
ven you told him he can'd hat no veel yust
yet.
Sometimes dot ostrich dakes his head by
dot sand ouid yust long enough to laf at
dem udder ostrich vot hat his head in al
retty yet
I hat nodded dot der difference between
leedle boy und big mans is dot each
thinks de udder is hating all der fun.
| IF der mountain doan'd come py Mo
| manned volts der matter init going Ply der
seashores.
1t is long head vot doan'd got turned
| py purity vomans.
| Men vot dey are always anxious to die
| for dare country chenerally lif Ply a ripe old
age, ain'd it.
Truth is stranger den flctions und dot il
w so many PEOPLES doan'd speak to him
as dey pass Ply.
Shakespeare say dot Elm touch of nature
makes dot whole world kin, but it is differ
emit ven somepody else vos touching you
ain'd itS
1t is wise child vot knows his own fad
der on bisoocle.
Der mans vot he boasts Of his leedle fleets
doan' need to say vot small head he hal
alretty.
If We could see ourselfs yust like udders
see us, all dem looking glass mirrors voult
be smashed py simthereens in, doan'd itG
To err is human, und to blame it OF
SOMEBODY'S else, dot is human Likewise, too
alretty.
Fiery mans hat his price, but NIT SOM
mems 1t is bargain day all der vile, ferstay
Dot veelmans he doan'd like tax on hi
bisoocle, und he doan'd like tacks unde
his bisoocle, und dare you are, ain'd it?
Eferyt'ing comes py him vot he waits
ocept ven you wait for a big fishes to bite
New York World.