New-York tribune., 1896-11-02
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Mr. Bryan has had long Innings. He mas made
| more than five hundred speeches during the cam.
pagn: but the voters will hwe the last word to
| morrow.
| A Martyr 10 the Cause.--"Yor teacher tells you
were no, at school yesterday. Sow. young man. you
| know what You are going 10 ge. m
| Bob tfirmly)-I do. pop: AM am Wiling 70 %
licked any day for circus parade Ike ;hat-tLise.
| Ii IL estimated that during le last week at least
200 speakers have been making speeches 10 twelve
Western States.
Mixed.-"George. have you AMI Jimmie been fight
well. Jim hi, me-"
| IL ddn's nuiher. He nit me first"
No such thing. He hlt m, before hi!iei HIN"
Hes H,s,i isns Wdn n, yo1 ma ys,, ss ,sor'' mamma
NO I dlini~you dodesd."-tceyelani ?aa
| Dealer
| Washington Pollen OF Bartholomew County. nd.
| IL e!ghty-four years Old. He voted for William Henry
Harrison and ne Il the father OF Twenty-Five thl.
dren HI. living descendants include five sons. eight
| sons-ln-aw seventeen grandsons and seven srand-
sons-in-law d total OF thr;y-eight. Of whom thirty
| five Will vote for Mckinley
No. many years ago according 10 tm annals OF
the India Office q Queens Messenger. OF some otner
| Inferior Official. robbed though no ln)ureS IN
| any way Oh his road 10 Cabul and the c-T,sn 0ov-
eminent. OK course. wrote 70 complain OF N no @ reply
received for months hut AT last me fms wron: IN
The matter YOU mention has been tnooushH IN IN
ve-iigated. and not on nave tne roDnas I jr.r
been plt 10 deati. Dut
| as wcli az their fathers ana granffathrs noPs
this will give satisfaction 10 Her Majesty ne ueeh
| --tSan Francisco ArSondnt
one OF the bright remarks made aurhe tns
! phenomenal campaign was one mad tAe o'"er
day bv a Little tot less than four anda half years
| old living In Central New-York She mad small
cavity in her TOOTH and her mother so& her 10 tns
dsntist 10 have il filled The little thhs got into the
| chair and the dentist began his woT. Inc moinef:
who was standing by watching the Geration' asked
| him what he going to use FOR hHhs. lie repnea'
silver" With this the !i,te girl fraightened ner-
| s.li nm and throwing aside the operators hAho'
said with great earnestness; ! Ill ho' nave my
| tooth fed with silver | am for MKinley This Is
not A, all bad for little girl OF fousnd half years.
| Ills Poitcs-Mr. Meekton had sa, through the
| political discussion without sayir word;
| Don't you take any Interest IN fhs e'mpa's"'
dot 't,t's COURSE don't anyihln else at home
| What's the opinion there? -, ~ ,,h0.-
in-Isw wants the free and unniti eonas, oi nw n,
,hing % axcan hmetaism with an International agree
'"e.ii sAnd what position do you 'ake' ~. v,,,o.
| doc; ;rine "-(WashIngion Star
A commercial traveller is thus quoted IN i"e
Washington Times: II McKinlS is elected tne'e
| Will not be enough trains for week afterwaru 70
| take the drunmers out OF Ne~forS ''!' ."
armIv ar. they convinced that tr commercial sal
| that they are lying around Ne'-1ork 'o-"as ~
th,ck as flies in summer waiting s,ly the announce
! ment OF the peoples choice. forthey noh ""
| that business will revive until all possio"'y u
Bryan's election is And If ie IL defeated 'ne'
predict the biggest November trde that the oo""'
| try has had in many years
Appreciated Its rsefuness,-'irst st9deni-l"
college library is a great institution ism II ,..
Second student-what in the world were you doing
| there? ~, . ,,, . a, aid ,ewspaper
,o settle a dispute about the fotbal game OF w.
| (Puck
A Boston business man, who las been III Inieas"
says: IN a Wabash-sve. carone day hea'o
smart Aleck sort Of young maj try TO guy the eo"
ductor asserting that he supposed all emp'os.s
the line had to pretend TO be fr Mckinney 10 heep
their places. At this. the ccductor h"sneu W.
saving: Young man. | want you 10 understand
that this company has never oven any intinIauo"
TO its employees the subjed OF politics Wv.
ME your fare. | have no tmeto taik poiues' d"
gruf old gentleman who had heard the converse
ton turned to the young man. saying IL you fA'
pect TO make votes for Bryan that way you al"
much mistaken"
A certain rector in sufol viilse. who was was
disked In the parish. had a cuiate Who was, very
popular and who on LEAVING was ind wrath cf
the rector and meeting with old ady one day; xc,;
he said: Il am surprised, Mrs bom, anaI awnv. NV
sir'" said the old lady. III you'd ba a-goins Ia
have subscribed double. ."-(Tit-Bts.
Hiram" said Mrs Hayseed. warrngly "theres
Jest half enough kindlin' split fer thdire. nd youe
better go ter work on the woodpe. std OF se'"o
thar with yer newspaper ef you wat 10 new any
supper tonight
The Populist farmer lifted his ees re'uctanty
from the report OF his favorite Preldentia' 'anu
dates last speech. ''Marar" saId,e. Impressive,
ly I'm enjoyin the contemplation ogreat hane's
nroblems md I don't want interruption. jest
h-aaL each niece of kindlin In half nd therein o.
nlentv md don't bother me NOR, dye hear!
The instruction Of a Prince.--"N come now 70
Privy Councillor Goethe. with ne ttie Oh t
OF nigh orders OF knighthood by bth entitled vuSs
raised to the nobility-alo know as poe"
-(Fllegende Batter
The Illinois Central Railroad has ecided TO ano~
~, omnloyes TO buy the stock OF the Dad at par ana
nav for II on monthly instalments so Interest -
4 ner cent Is allowed partial payments NUM-
her Of the employees are avalng tsmselves OF '"'
privilege of becoming stockhoders
You are getting well past forty why do'' ''-
get married. m .,.rlv wife. ands
Young girl would be foolish: but at want WV
ish wife,'-(Flegende Batter.
7, 1. announced that the Tennessee Centennial . -.
nostIon. which will be opened at Melville On ~.
1897. will cost about oOoo0o All te money "s'
sary has been subscribed
ClaraI wonder how Edith cam 10 marry ya,tsd
horrid Mr., Kreesus after havtY pee" charley
unon by that charming Charley Duekms. know
was so fond Of music, ana kreess ~. ~ az music
enough about 1t to turn over the s"'
~ Aunt susan-Perhaps not; but Kfes'Sss ssnst SssaT
turn over the leaves OF MS checkOS~
fully.-(Boston Transcript