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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02
4 ST. PAUL
NIINN.)
(MINN.)

Wdzjeczni St. Paulanie
skladaia serdeczne dzlek'
Wielebnym Ksie&om Dobro-
dziejom "a wziecie udzlalu "
40 godzinnem nabo&nhstwie
W para6i sw. Wojciecha,
kt6rej proboszczem jest Wei
Is. D. Maier.
Nastepui Ksie1a byli obecnl
r.. Sroka z Duluth. f.. Pa
cholsk, 2 WinonY, e. Gu
z,wski z St. Paul, Ks. Ja&.
dzewski z Minneapolis, KS
Woitowlcz re Silver Lake
e.. Belzowski z Alberty, Ks.
ToIpa re Sturgeon Lake.
Do 6wietej spowiedzi PREY
s api}o 964 osob.
Kazania prawdziwie piekne
g}osil,: K. Guzowski, r..
Woitow,cz, KS. Pacbolskl i
e.. Sroka.
Spiew choralnY prowadzilY
wielebue SiostrY szkolne, a
b,} prawdziwie pieknY; PREY
nowyca orgsnach. podnosi]
umysly i dusze pobo3n7ch do
Boga.
0 stroju o}taray, a szcze'
g6lniej wielkiego oltarza, jua
mic ME movie, DO pod tym
wzgledem zawsze i wszedzie
SiostrY celuja.
Najpieknieisza zas re
wszystkiego wvdala sic pro
cesya ma zakonczenie.
Przesz}o sto szkolnYch
dzleci, t. ]. ch1opc6w, W
kom1ach, i dzlewczat, W bell,
ze swiecami goreiaceml w
rekach, poprzedza|o Pana
Jezusa, i kaptanow,
Bgl to widok wspaniafy,
urocZVsty, a zarszem rozrzew-
uiaiacy;-a wida6 to by}o pc
twarsach wszystkich ludzi
sp'ewajacych pjesh ,,Twoja
Geese Chwala".
Niechaj&e prawdziwie bedzie
Bpgu naszemu C1esc Chwa}a
20 te }aski, kt6re 2lal podczas
tego aabo3ehstwa ma nasza
para6a. O6y zlaf te }aski
takae ma caly nasz nar6d
polski i pobuazii go do
jednoicl " wierze | do tem
goretsze1 m,}osoi siebie i
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02

EbIizniego;- . tak1e BY
blogoslawil i naszei kochanel.
Uni Polskisj, "a ktorej
pomy6lnost nie jeduo SERGE
zanosiio modify pred Iron
Jego.
d en- para an
ia wyra3nem zezwolenlem
|Proboszcza).
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02

1- 1la.s- 1. q
zviasku. =. :
Jest tn mas dosyt " st.
Paul, " Minneapolis, " Dulu-.
Gle. we Winonie.
Mech tel Pan Wsarus 0
tenn cos lepiej napisze, DO ia
tam TAX dobrze ME potrafe
wy}ozy6-ale mi sic cos zdaie,
zebY to dobrze byfo, body do
mas ME ,mieli przystepu take
obe3yswiatY. iak np.sten co to
u sw. Kszmierza za}ozy}
grupe, potem ia okrad} j
ucieki.
Najwa&niejsza wiadomosc
Jest ia, 1e tn niektorzy ludzie
pocichu soble szeptaj4 do
ucha, jake nasz ksiadz czegos
sic strasznie martwi, re wsZyst.
ko co zrobi. albo sprawl do
kosciola, to zaraz> to kryty
kula, jak mp. sprawl orgary
bardzo piekne, to iacys tam
zwiaskowcy bardzo sic small
i jedn, do drug,ch mowili, ze
stare organy by}y dobre i
lepsze jak move, i to donlos}o
sic do ksiedsa, to tel po'
bobno5 chce paraf2 opusci6, a
dy}oby to zle, DO wszystko
co tn many, to on tn zrebif.
ia tam temu ME wierze-
ale gdyby to b7}a prawda to
" tenn mlaibY najwieksza
wine Zwiazek,-bo i to trzeba
wiedzie6, De JUL dawniej bylo
osmiu zwiazkowc6w co sic
zawzieli ma ksiedza, abY go
wygryzt, jak to o tenn
Wl;arus kiedys pisat.
Rszu jednego, zawofa|i
ksiedza ma swoj mitvng tam
powstali ma niego jak ma
ch}opaka-i ani jednego ME
bylo, ably sic "a ksiedzem ujal.
ia ia to patrzaiem i a3 mi
sic SERGE ~krajalo.
Otto i tax zbieralo sic iedno
do drugiego, co tel ME dziwo
ia, re sic ksledZu ma Zal
zhiera "a ten porzadek i prace,
iaka tn zrobi}.
ia to ieszcze ME wierze,
ale TAX gadaia - a ksiadz
proboszcz zleby zrobl}, zeby
zwa2at ma Zwiazkowcow - bo
mas tn jest wiecej, nii Zwiae-
kowc6w, a pomiedzy zwiaz
kowcami prawie pofowa jest
"a ksledzem.
P0rQf0nin
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02
MAST AGENCI:

Upowaznieni So do Kolektowa
g1s abonamentu W1ARUsA nastepu-
jaey nasi agenci mie]scowi:
ASHTON, Nebr: Michaf Mendyk.
FAY CITY:p. Alex. N iedziel-
s i.
Br. Szram, 1928 Michigan i've.
KANTICOKE, PAR. Jabfonski.
WEST BAY CITY:
Antoni Fiechowiak.
BALTIMORE: FIR. Ziarnowski
1925 Shakespeare Str.
STEVENS POINT, Wis: Teo6l
DerG0wski.
HURLEY, BES-
sEMER. - Hipolit Pawlicki.
3SADORE: Jak6b Rosinski.
solicit:
Hr. kozfowski 1906 Scott str
EsRMONT: Kahn. Buszkiewicz.
MANISTEE:Andrze Sciba 1928 str
PITTSBURG, Pa: = Michalsk
Jozef 1906 - 1903 Carson Str
rITLUTH: Jan Munko,
u Lake Str. n.
Teofl Rock.
gTEPHEN, MINI. =
J. F. Kamrowski.
.1LNO: JuliuszZ acz' K.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02
II.
u ST. PAUL
(MINN.)

torowi. De czasem cos napisze
do WorusG, q to 1eby tel
ludzie ME z%apomnieli 0 St.
Paul ME mvsleli, De sic
boje tych krzYkaczy naszYch
/ ME pisze, albo lie tel i ale
ma 60 pisa6.
PisaG byiobY zawsze co,
tylko be c2low,ek troche
spracowany, to sic i ME chce.
Ale ia raza to juz cos i
napisze.
Najprz6d byfo tn u mas
csterdziesto : godzinne nabo-
zenstwo. a .odby}o sic bardzo
pieknie, i ksie1y by}o dosyc, i
wszyscy, ktorzy chciefi. mogli
przystapic do spowiedzi i
wybra6 sobie ksjedza jakiego
kto chcia}.
Do spowiedai przystapiio i
nasze towarzYstwo sw. J6zefa.
to Jest grupa Zwiazkowa - =
p~rzystaplli i tsey cz}onkowie
co cat7 rok do kosciola ME
zajrza, a i tacy co to No
obcnodach ma kosci6} ma
wiare bija, jak to jul rae
opisalem.
Bardzo oni sic ma to g2ie-
wall i PROFESSIONAL, ale COZ =
tego, kiedY to prawda,-tak
samo jak i to prawda, re
teraz rano przystepowali do
stotu Pahskiego, a potem ca}g
dzieh DUO z Mich, to Jest
m}odycb, siedzia1o ca}y dzieh
W salonach i pilo, jak to tam
ind ktos W2;1rasoWi dOni0sf.
Oni wszystko tylko dfa Okla
robia.
Druga wiadomo3c Jest ia,
4e grupa u s". Kazmierza
lakes ME bardzo dobrze stoi,
i ME maja gdzie i "a co mi
tyngow odbywat.-Ot61 naszs
grupa sw., Jozef1 wyznaczyfa
pocithu Rozetale i Matza, ably
,ch nam6wjG, by sic przy}a-
czyli do sw. Wo]ciecha, to
beda mieli hale "a darmo,
jak i oni, DO nasz ksiadz dale,
wszystkim darmo hale.
Chca sic oni zemscic ma
ksiedzu cd sw. Kazimlerza, De
i'm bali ME chce da6, i tax ;u3
ma}a parafe chca jeszcse
zmniejszy6.
ia tego ME moge pojac, ]ak
to jest, lie lyle zaw2ietosci jest
W naszych tutaj zwiazkowcach,
ale to tylko W niekt6rych, DO
wieksza po}owa 10 So dobrzy,
ale sic boja przew6dc6w.
Pomiedzy nam' teraz bardzo
gdy wyczytali "
g~azetach, 2e RAD centralnY "
Chicago caiy zwiazek zain
korporowa4 jako lo2e mason.
sk,e. Jezeli to prawds, to sic
lie dzieje w Zniazku, shyba
must bye prawda, kiedY Zgoda
ma tax wielki zarzut ME odpo-
wiads HE zaprzecza.
ia ma moi rozu,n, tobym
wystapil re zwiezku, DO ma
COZ mas maJa nazywac maso.
nami?
Jabym zrobi} tak-to jest
iak zrobili " Milwaukee, Q
wtedy i inne towarzystwa
przy}aczylyby sic do mas j
bylibYsmy sami ola siebie i
ohvlibvSmv ale beg mason
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02
Z Prus Polskich

Z Prus Polskich
q BRODNICKIEGO. Dnia
marca umarl pa zapalenie
pluc s. p. ks. Angustyn Ko-
proboszcz W KrusgY-
" dekanacie brodnickim.
Nieboszczyk urodqif sic "a
r. 1888 " powiecie
swieckim.
z WABRZEZK lEGO. Ro-
botnik Obodzioski z folwarku
spad} z drzewa i tax
sic potluk}, De wkr6tce ducha
wyziopal. PozostawIl wdowe
i kilkoro sierot.
CHEfMzA. w Wypczu
okradll z}odzieje na~uczyciela
Miczykowskiego ma jake 400
mr., ME zostawia)ec 6iadu pc
z ~CHOJNICKIEGO. W
Dabrow,e, pod Wielem, roz-
walil sic kamien sr6townika
" biegu i zabi} ma miejscu
robotnika, rzadzce zas rani}
smiertelnie DR.. Lukowicz z
Cho]uic pospieszy} 2 pomoca
lekarska ma miejsce wypadku.
IZBA R skazafa do
z6rce szosowego Engla z
Przodkowa W Kartuzkiem ma
6 miesiecY wiezienia i 200
uir., kary "a oszustwo.
z TCZEWSKIEGO. W
Rokitkach przyaresztowano
tamtejszego nauczyciela B.,
jake podejrsanego 0 podpale-
nie szkofy, zw}aszcza De 500
mr., powierzonych mu picnic
dry gminnych, PREY po1arze
zglne}o.
CHOJNICE. Sad przysie.
glych skaza} doz6rce wiezien'
nego Brauna z Tucholi IA
rok w~iezieuia I'd sprzeniewie
rzenie urzedowych pieniedzY.
PUCK. I dniem l kwietnia
rozpocznie sic komunikacya
wodna z Gdanskiem. Statek
Puck" bedzie odchodzit ztad
zwykle W poniedziafek rano,
a z Gdanska co czwartek
pred poiudniem. - Budowa
zatwierdzonej jul linii kolejo'
wei Puck Reds, ku og6lnemu
zadowoleniu, rozpocznie sic
1uz W tym roku.
w WYSINIE, " Ko5cier.
skiem, za~wiazafa sic sp6ika
po4yczkowa W nieograniczona
poreka. Do zarzadu nale1a:
ks. prob. Wiercihski, w{asci-
ciele DyonizY Bafachowski,
August Chajewskj, kupiec
J6zef Smucz3hski l w%lasciciel
Antoni Tocha: DAi oimy sic
tYlko, 4e organem spolki ma
bye niemiecki ,.Landwirth.
schaf,liches Genossenschcfts-
blatt", wychodzacy al gdzies
tam W N.uBid, W prowincyi
nadrenskiej!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02

2 TCZEWSKIEGO. W
Rokitkach przYareszt0wano
tamtejszego nauczyciela B.,
jake podejrsanego 0 podpale-
nie szkoiy, zwlaszcza De 500
mr., powierzonych mu picnic
dry gminnych, PREY po4arze
zglne}o.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1896-04-02

CHEhMNO. tutejszYm
gimnszyum odbyf sic 8 marca.
pod przewodnictwem radzcy
snkolnego DR.. Krussego .
Gdsnska egzamin ablturyeGcki.
Wszyscy l8 prymanerow zdalo
egzamin i to: PIP. Jutkowski,
M'eczkowski, Sawickl, Biatk,
Siudzihs6i, Sobjecki, Gro
chocki, Roiynski, sucharski,
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
President Krueers Wife.

I have seen Tanta Sanna on several
occasions and have noticed her one style.
She always dresses in black, and the cut
of her gown would certainly not be all
advertisement to west end dressmaker.
Comfort, not elegance, is her maxim.
Plain though Mrs. Kruger is in the mat
ter of dress, she has her little vanity.
She positively refuses to see a visitor
who may happen to call before she has
"tidied up" The tidying up takes place
in the afternoon and consists OF putting
on her best black gown with trimmings.
Mrs. Kruger is famous for her coffee,
with which visitors are always regaled
when they 20 to the presidential resi-
dence in Pretoria. Mrs. Kruger thinks
she makes the best coffee of any good
"huisvrouw" in Pretoria, and she
boasts that she can make tin Of con-
densed milk go farther than any one
else. Mrs. Kruger, while thinking her
mann the greatest statesman the
world has seen, takes no sort of interest
in politics. She, believe, does not
know what the franchise means, but
anything her husband tells her in con-
nection with political matters she un-
hesitatingly accepts. In conversation she
always addresses her mann" as Dom,
and he in turn calls her Tanta. They
are happy couple, although her hus-
bands sleeplessness and devotion to the
oEo;,.o of ctoto in tho ,nidnjOht hOurS
distress her considerably. y.-Empire.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
Boles In the Sails For Speed.

The statement of an Italian sea cap
tain that he had proved by experience
that ship goes faster when her sails
are perforated with a number Of holes
than when they are quite sound. was at
first looked upon as too ridiculous for
consideration. Unbclievers, however,
now find that the Italian has gone a
long way toward proving his case. His
theory is that the force of the wind can
not fairly take effect on an inflated sail,
because of the cushion of immovable air
that fills up the hollow. Toprevent this
cushion collecting, he bored number
of holes in the sail, which let part OF
the wind blew right through it and al
lowed the remainder to strike against
the canvas and exercise its full effect.
Several trials have been made, and it
looks as if this is another Of those para.
doxical truths which appear SO impossi-
BILE on the surface. The experiments were
made in all weathers. In light wind
boat with ordinary sails made knots,
while with the perforated sails she COW
cred 81 knots; in n fresh breeze she
did knots with ordinary sails and 81
knots with the improved sails; IN. a
strong wind she did and 10 knots re-
spectively. If this augmented speed
were sustained throughout long voyage
it would increase the value Of the ship
one-ffth, as she would make the same
trip in four weeks that she did before in
five weeks.-BOston Transcript.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
A Wide Awake Watchman.

The directors of an Australian bank
had engaged the services of a watchman,
who came we'll recommended, but did
not seem overexperienced. The chair
man, therefore, sent for him to post
him up" bit and began:
James, this is your first job Of this
kind. isn't it?''
eyes, sir.
Your duty must be to exercise vigi-
lance"
Eyes, sir"
"Be careful how strangers approach
you"
II will, sir"
"No stranger must be allowed to
enter the bank at night under any pre-
text whatever.
"No, sir.
"And our manageable is a good
man, honest, reliable and trustworthy
but it will be your duty to keep an eye
on him."
but it will be hard to watch two
men and the bank at the same time"
1.-TWO men-how?"
"Why, sir, it was only yesterday that
the manager called me in for talk,
and he said you were one Of the best
men in the city, but it would be just as
we'll to keep both eyes on you and let
the directors know if you hung about
after hours. "-London Answers
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
Anecdotes of Bulow.

Social rank did not count in Bulow g
estimate of values He broke up all au-
dience of titled personages assembled to
enjoy one Of his rehearsals BY causing
the bassoon players to perform their
parts alone until the listeners all LETT
in disgust. Now" said he cheerfully
when the last Of his noble hearers had
departed, well go to work. F" He kick
ed the name board of a certain piano of
the stage because it degraded the artist
into an advertisement. In the presence
of an enthusiastic audience he once no
ticed two laurel wreaths on the piano
He picked them up, looked at them
and then kicked them under the instru-
ment He did this because he resented
the idea that musicians should be treat
ed differently from other men. He
wished music to be manly calling
He would not have it degraded into
matter Of patronage. "Go, take that
laurel wreath to Herr Franz Lachner
(his predecessor in Munich), who is on
the pension list!' he exclaimed to an
usher. II am not superannuated. -
Bernard Boekelman in Century.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
Eve PoulticeS,

Do not poultice an eye under any cir
cumstances whatever. Binding wet
application over an eye for several hours
must damage that eye, the assertions OF
those protesting to have personal expert
ence in this to the contrary notwith-
standing. The failure to aggravate an
existing trouble by binding moist ap-
plication over an infamed eye, which
application is supposed to remain tor an
entire night, can only be explained by
the supposition that a guardian angel
has watched over that misguided case
and has displaced the poultice before it
had got in it's fine work. All oculists
condemn the poultice absolutely in ev-
cry shape and in every form. Tea leaves.
bread and milk, raw oysters, scraped
beef, scraped raw turnip or raw potato
and the medley of disgusting domestic
remedies popularly recommended are,
one and all, capable of producing ire
mediable damage to the integrity of the
tissues Of the visual organ.-New York
Ledger.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
An Eccentric Pianist.

After an interval Of ii years London
has again heard the pianist D'Albert,
whose nationality is so great puzzle.
He has a French name and was born in
Scotland. His mother was English and
his father, a we'll known dancing mas.
ter, was the son of a captain of French
artillery and Of German mother, whose
ancestors were Russian! Though edu-
Gated i'll England, he adopted Germany
as his country, and wrote savage re-
marks about the British barbarians. I"
At his reappearance in London there
was little or no applause" when he
first came on the stage, but matters
mcnded gradually, and his greatest sue
cess was won with LISTS Don Juan"
fantasia, to the great disgust of the crit.
les. who cannot understand why edu-
Gated audiences the world over, and
great pianists likewise, should be SO
fond Of Liszt. One Of the critics says
that save for a full grown mustache
D'Albert is much the same boyish figure
which he presented in 1882. New York
Post
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29

50 years. This is Tue without con,
sidering the fact thatin 1884 jackson
received plurality of the popular
and electoral vote, while Adams was
chosen by the House, and in lS46
1ilden was elected, but counted out.
Aid the terms of these two, and 1t
would give the final IN" the approval
of the people for GA out OF lo7 years
No man whose name ended with
an sn" was beaten before the people
bv one who had different final let
,er except in 1896, when Adams re-
ceived more electoral votes than
q ,rrison. On the other hand the
final ssn" triumphed with Washington
in 17s9 and 1892. Jefferson in 1900
and 1904. Madison in 1908, jackson
in 1924 and 1882, Buchanan in 1856,
Lincoln in 1860, and Harrison IN
1883. In 1924, as alreody stated
Jackson received plurality OF the
popular and electoral vote in 1876
Tilden was really elected. In 1886,
1910 and 1864 the names OF both
candidates ended with IN" while in
1916, 1920, 1874, 1s4s, 1852, 1868,
1872, 1880 and 1884 each candidate
had different final letter.
Mr.. Bryan has the lucky letter at
the end of his name, and the super
stitious may trust to it as much as
they please. The Times Union al
ludes to these facts only as interest
ing condolences. It believes that
MIR. Bryan will be the next President
of the United States, but it trusts in
the voters-not in the stars.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29

When wear begins to exceed repair
in your body you are going to fall
sick. The signs of it are: loss Of
flesh, paleness, weakness, nervous
ness, etc. The repair neededis is food
You think you eat enough, and yet
you feel that you wear out more tis-
sue, energy, nerve-force, than your
food makes for you. The difficulty
is that you do not digest enough
And this is 80 serious it is worth sit
ting down seriously to think about.
If you can't digest what you eat,
take a few doses of Shakers Digest
tive Cordial. The effect of it will be
to increase your flesh and make you
feel stronger. You won't fall sick.
Proof that it is in contol of your, re-
pair apparatus. It's easy enough to
test this for yourself. Take few
bottles of Shaker Digestive Cordial.
Sold by druggists at 10 cents to
$1.00 per bottle.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29

See here said the policeman
to the drunken man, who had been
holding upa lamp post for some time,
"why don't you go home9" 'Thanksh'
Thanksh!" murmured the jag, effu-
sively. "Swat I'll do. Been thinkin'
fer a hour where I wanted to 60.
The greatest potato eaters are the
people of Germany and Belgium.
Their consumption of this vegetable
averages 100 pounds per annum for
each person.
The telephone line stretched re-
Gently from New York to Chicago is
as long as twice the longest line
known. Nearly 100000 tons OF cop
per wire were used in laying it.
The art of dentistry was introduced
into New York by John Greenwood
in l7SS. He said to have made the
first artificial theeth ever manufact-
u:ed in this country.
The Bible is the only book ever
written that points out sure way to
become rich.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
Just Holding the Lines.

A father and his little son were
riding along a familiar road with .
gentle horse. To crafty the child
the father placed the reins in his
hands, but at the same time, unseen,
retained his hold on them. As they
rode on they saw approaching them
at terrific speed a runaway team.
The danger was great and iminent,
but the father guided his horse 30
that collision was avoided and the
danger escaped. When all was over
the little son looked up to his father
and, WITH choked utterance, said:
l though I was driving, but I wasn't,
was I papa?' So often does q child
of God, when some peril has been
escaped or some deliverance has been
voucbsafed in ways unforeseen and
unthought Of, have occasion to say:
"Father 1 thought I was driving, but
1 wasn't" 1t is blessed to feel that
the reins are in the hands of One
mightier than we are.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
BALD HEADS CLOTHED.
After Ono Application q Fine Growth OF
Hair Appeared on the Shiniest Pate.

After Ono Application q Fine Growth OF
Hair Appeared on the Shiniest Pate.
As sample Of commercial enterprise
the scheme of vender of preparation
for strengthening the hair, who has been
touring the northern part OF South Da'
kota for some time past, stands alone
The merits Of the doctors preparation
do not enter into the story, although
the doctor himself does not seem to
have placed much confidence in~them.
A few days before his appearance In
each town u stranger with an exceed
ingly bald and shining Uranium invari-
ably made his appearance, engaged
rooms and took immediate steps to i'll
gratiate himself with as many Of the
residents as possible. He always pro-
fessed to be in the place on important
business, and without spending much
money contrived to make himself an
object Of general interest in the little
community. Before long the 6tctor
would show up, bring his wagon to
stand on prominent corner. gather a
crowd and proceed to extol tho many
virtues Of his famous preparation. Pur.
chasers were never turned away, but
the sale of the medicine was not the
Doctor principal object Just when the
crowd was greatest the baldheaded
stranger would stroll idly up. attracted.
of course. simply by the doctors ora
tory, and push himself into as promi-
nent place as possible.
"There's fit subject for all expert
mcnt," the doctor would exclaim as
soon as he noticed the new arrival
MAY 1 try my patent hair renewer on
you? II shan't cost you cent sim
ply want to show these people that it
will do all claim.
The stranger never made the least
objection to this proposition. A liberal
dose of the mixture was applied to his
head, and the doctor drove on, after as
suring his hearers that another chance
would be given them within the next
few weeks to invest in his wonderful
remedy. Not long after delicate new
growth Of hair would begin 70 appear
OH the strangers crown, and by the
time the doctor made his second visit to
the city no finer head would be seen Oh
the streets. In no case is the doctor re-
corded as having failed to rake in lib
eral supply of shekels on his second trip.
4 round price was charged for the re-
newer, but what baldheaded man would
fail to invest in so valuable a remedy
for his complaint? Then the doctor and
the strange visitor would disappear,
never to be seen more in that locality.
Now the doctor has completed his
round up Of the South Dakota villages,
BE will not reappear among them again
for a long time. He makes no secret OF
the fact that the men upon whom his
renewer worked such remarkable cures
were in his employ or that their heads
were cleanly shaved before the drug
was applied to them. Then it was nec-
essary only to withhold the razor, and
q fine growth of hair was not long IN
making it's appearance. Sioux City
Dispatch in Chicago Chronicle.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1896-07-29
No More Midnight Falls.

She watch him put the package
away carefully, and, womanlike she
was curious.
"What is its" she asked.
"Phosporus," he replied.
"What do you intend to do with
it," she persisted.
"Last night" he explained with de-
liberation, in the tone of a man who
felt he had a grievance, Il came home
late"
Gas usual"
He paid no attention to the insin'
uation, but continued his explanation.
You may recall" he said, that 1
fell over two chairs and doll car
riage and stepped on wooden ball
that threw me on the back Of my
neck
Il recall it, she admitted. 1T
walked up all the neighbors as we'll
as myself"
"What of it,"
Nothing. Oh, nothing at all, he
replied sarcastically. 1T was small
matter, but it annoyed me, and [
made up my mind thatif you couldn't
teach the children to put things
away where they belong would at
least make arrangement so that
would know where they are when [
come home after lodge meeting to-
night. This phosphorus
"Pooh!" she retorted contemptu-
ously, YOU'D have stepped on an
electric light if it had been in 20 r
way last night"