The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-04-15
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on his shop door: "Gone to yet mafs
ried; back in half an hour.
Noe Coes. $50 sbe c.sts1onM
foreyerP" eyes. at least. she ss;d.
abe would marry ma when I waaz afio
to sunnort q Wife,
= a e,eat aiebt IF locusfs ealsn.
lated to have coyeredsabout 1000
SQUARE miles. lately passed across ths
Red Sea from, the Afr;cantoSt the Ara
bian shore.
The following ID said IL be anon
Mar sonc in a Western c;tv aRees
steal VIXEN TIM bnnsrv yS;slu yhsn
I'm drW. ereenbaets When TmIard IN
heaven when die.
von,on a.rastod IS pas; ! d.
burb for illegally setting off fresWoE
said in court that she was merely adj
bratino the anniyersary of her. 81
band's'death.
III lead;na bss;s;.nao a 4,
LII .. a ,n;.aJ q ) 81
; ia tb ale sti 1o0 v n ~ tonic q IN
be discovered whereby men Will grow
old slowly that the average Of human
life will be 200 years.
-Tha area Of Chicago. including
all the suburban towns and o~utlyine|
country that have been gathered into
the citv limits is2189 snnara miIeA
al,erkins, why does Lent last
doys o,' pnRecamsa 4 takes mas5
rzcmon tbot ions ~ Dada wbst { IND
of Easter honnats sbey want u
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9iiss Ansssk 70
Eve ns'a aesile - soSs
3l mns5 sng coa1nas,
k9o"c Iuiss fneSee nos
WI. o,n ll' one Was palteu WaFn:
IAuam
Iheastreng man so6Ded: Ihen9E1a
you spurn mes ne faltered am noe
~disheariened LIS darkest5qstbeicrs
the dawn. Sne lung ,open-fhesnqET
tiers and gazei forth. bellege you're
right, she murraursd. eys
notlced particularly pefcre.
Many people iron towels andgu
them away before theysare dry. lhasg
Is an error, q sometlmes ieaas ~
results not expected. !ns taIsS daI1r
condition there 3lssa mold which or1na
on them called oIdlum, 2 yarletysniS
which causes numerous kinadiseages
salesman Tin jewelry stare}.
ssThere is.a young d yin The front
part Of the store who wants to see
ring exactly like the one she has On.
She says she thinks: of having two
Just alike, just for un. JeWeier
Don't waste time onsher tnatsrIpgs
she has on is an engagement RIG ands
she wants to hndsort what I cost her
lover:
Arabs in the desert hayeons
tracted a strange prejudice against
running water, and they wiz only
drink what they find in some stagnant
pool. So much has this become
matter Of habit with them that while!
the most poisonous.iookIng water,
agrees with them admirably, pure RUIZ
ming water Wlliimakes 'isrn violently
sick.
"A couple from the humble wsiks
Of life came. before q jnstice of the
peace to be married, when, the cese
mony being over, the bride began ts5
weepcopiously. What 1.-THE matter
asked the husband. never Told
you that | don't know how to coek
sobbed the bride. Don't fret I'll
not have anything for you teaceok.
I'm a poet.n
Mr.. Higgins and Miss Dimplas
had been discussing marriage in an
impersonal manner, when the young
lady announced her preference n tnlgS
way Inc man marry must pea
handsome, talented, amiapie, courage
Gus, and without fault OF any klpas
whatever. This us very sudden
replied Mr. Hugglns, thoroughly
appreciate the honor you confer upon
me, but you will giye5mea Week.
consider, | suppose
The Rev. Samuel e.. Pearson, Of
Portland, Me-, was Ii witness iIa d.
vorce case, the other day. Mr.
Pearson" asked the judge. were
you on this bench in my place, and
acquainted with all the circumstances
of this case, would you grant this dis:
vorce 2" ttMest certainly, your
honor" replied the minister. sBnr
how do you reconcile this statement
with the injunction, What God has
Joined together let no man put asun.
der sYour honor, am satisfied
that the Lord never joined this ouple,
replied the clergyman.
Har; Das tbe preat, Hinaoo 81
who lived in the frst half ~ IA cep.
tnry Is the onlv wonder.uerIes ~!
modern times who has ever a]jiowsd
himself t, be buried in the ground for
months. In the year I839Hari told
S Ten gn en ni'nm NAV dor 1870 e
able 70 die and rema;n deaS for msntbs|
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