The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1896-11-20

WAYsIDE GLEANINGs.
The "mum" show opens tonight.
Next Thursday is Thanksgiving.
Tom and jerrys are getting ripe.
Don't forget the "'mum" show to-
night.
The hot cake and the ham gravy are
getting very popular.
A cold wave made its appearance
Wednesday morning.
Blessed are the meek. The rabbit
survives, but the wolf is gone
The Jeffrey drug store has been fixed
up and is again open for business.
HOyt Andrews is grooming a fine
string Of yellow chrysanthemums for
entry at the mum" show.
1t is said that Gov.elect Leedy and
the late Senator Plumb resembled each
other in marked degree.
Nowadays no one wastes money buy
ing locks for horse stables. It is the
coal box that is zealously guarded.
All four-footed beasts invariably en-
ploy the left hind leg in making the
first move toward starting
The thermometer got up to rs in the
shade Monday If that isn't pretty
good for winter weather, what is?
Fred Funston, son of ex-COngress-
man b. II. Funston of Kansas, is fight
ing for Cuba libre under Gomez.
According to population no town in
the state can show up such an array of
good-loOking and healthy children.
England can get tip on settling her
Turkey question by keeping an eye on
the actions of the American people
November &c.
Connubial felicity is not a guarantee
that either party to the same will get
up on cold morning and build the
fire without a fight.
A good many Goodland ladies will
have exhibits at the coming ''mum" show
which, it is said, will be one of the best
ever held in GoOdland.
The Ladies' Church circle served an
oyster an chicken supper at the Bourne
building Friday evening They we're
well patronized by local epieures,
Capt. Q. NJ. Cunningham of the state
soldiers home at Dodge City has re-
signed, owing to an unpleasantness
arising between him and the inmates
1t has all come out at last. Mark
Hanna is said to have "had one hand
on Mckinley and the other on the Al
mighty" The little contributions from
Wall street did the rest.
A we'll known specialist on ear di-
seases has made the announcement
that half the deafness prevalent at the
present time can be traced to the pFac-
tiee of boxing the ears of children.
Advance information shows the
Christmas card to be more costly than
ever before. This accounts for so many
young men breaking off with their
steadys. Economy is often imperative.
He has big deposit in the bank,
While his friends thei, funds have sank
And to tell the reason why will do no harm
For instead of growing grain
And taking chances on the rain,
He nprsed that little bunch of stock upon
his farm.
The weather cleared away warm Sat
urday morning. Any kind of warmth
beats buying heat from the eoaldealer,
which accounts for the blessings show
er upon the head of the weather clerk
that day,
The Goodland contingent at Colora-
do Springs is steadily growing in num-
bers, and all seem to be doing we'll II.
S. Peroiyal was last week installed in
in the Exchange bank Of that city as
bookkeeper.
Imp once meant a child. Shakes
peare, speaking of the children in the
tower, called them imps. Jeremy Tay-
lor, in one of his sermons, speaks of
1.-THE beautiful imps that sang hosannas
to the Savior in The temple"
Goodland has an attorney who has
the nerve to garnishee an election bet
in the hands Of a stakeholder. While
this action shows commemorate enter
prise, it seems a httls like taking an
undue advantage Of enthusiasm.
The alTest Of I've druggists of Colo
asso tps5nSs fer selling whisky IL
aE5giss less sig
slisileafb Is gOs - sll0H Jzsas there
e RsEs9Es= II that town who take less
asn twe pints Of whisky 81 drink.
The prospects for a favorable season
in 1897 could not be more promising,
bat. Just the same it should not 5e for
getten that stock ana not wheat is the
agency through which the future great
ness of Sherman county must come.
Hos are the mighty fallenl At one
tinaa in Goodlaud's history any old
greyhound could command the best