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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19
THE FARMER SHOULD FIGHT.

Michael Hichs-Beach. the chancellor Of
the English eNche9uer. IN his defense OF
The British gold standard. day before yes
terday in the house Of commons. admitted
that the policy which made Great Br.taiS
he financial boss O the world forced The
farmer and producer 70 bear the blunt
OF the burden. lis admission wsa- Sc
far rs 70 recognize TIE facc that ths de-
probation OF productive and industrial
values 3 or was attributable directly %
the appreciation q sold through me de-
mo1el5zstioa OF silver
Notwithstanding the universally admit
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

That OF Rev. Dick Wake resigning az
president OF the State Temperance union
and then appearing before the Methodist
conference at AtchisOn with a proposition
in the shape of a resolution that each mem
Der Of the Methodist church in the state
be assessed > cents for the purpose Of
raising a fund for a state temperance lee
turer. and Richard would be himself again
when elected as lecturer. But Richards
scheme was referred 10 a committee. Con-
ference has adjourned Did Richard get
ferencehas adjourned. Did Richard get
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19
= STATE FISH HATCHERY.

Kansas has dsh Law, that : kind a
fish law For years the state fish ccumis
sio1ers have been Ettle more ;1za perfume
tory figure heads. doing Lt,le more han
drawing the nominal or insignificant Al
teVance called a salary. kz-Sas has
some splendid fish streams and a mar. at
hast. = the person OF OTIS Sz5drer s0r
1isa co1um-ss,oner who in understanding
the value Of good fishes = alive % The
Importance which they might lie made 70
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The Populists in the Third Kansas dis
trTct will nominate Banker Allen of Cha
mute for congress The Populist party
should set a Photograph taken every year
or soon 1t may not be able 10 recognize
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Sir Hicks-Beach says that the gold stan
dard in England has hurt no one but the
farmer. The English statesmen have a
tender regard for the farmer that actually
paralyzes the average American poljti-
cian
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

A Choctaw Indian is to be shot to death.
March y. Until that date he is given his
freedom. If he doesn't show up himself
AT the appointed time, he Will be killed
for H.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

There can be no longer any doubt of the
Rdaptabihty Of the Indian 10 higher civ
ilization. A Kiowa woman has been
granted 4 divorce from her husband az
Guthrie, Oklahoma.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

With the exception Of the tariff BIZ
metallism. Ingalls,, freight rates and irri-
cation. the greatest issue in Kansas this
year VIII he the government ownership
of railroads
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The ancient Ethopians, by some myster-
ious foresight must have seen the necess-
ity of building something England could
no steal. when they put up the pyramids.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

If Kentucky has no objection, Kansas has
a superabundance of material and will
gladly fill that vacant seat in the United
States senate.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

IF Sherman and Morgan continue to in
sert Details of Cuban atrocity in the Con-
Eressional Record. the Police Gazette
might as well cease publication.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

France now switches around and wants
to fight England. About the only fritnd
England has on earth is Fifth avenue,
New York city.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The description of a lemming invasion
in yesterdays Eagle ought to show the
Kansas farmers what a snap grasshop-
pers are.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The Topeka Capital should come off.
The people of Kansas are not going to the
window of a receiving teller for unbiased
editorial opinion.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Topeka can have state conventions too.
when she viii do like Hutchinson and
Wichita-offer 500 reward for. any case
Of indigestion in delegate.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

In due time Ingalls, will come out with
the government chemists report showing
that his boom is entirely free from alum
and amonia.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Wichita is all right 1t IS the best town
In Kansas and the best town in the south
west and everybody, even the railroads at
last, are recognizing the fact.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Mr.. Morgan is right. Foreign ministers
have no right 10 attack the United States
senate. That privilege belongs wholly
10 the American people when they are not
ferlinc Men
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The Englishmen who predict a panic for
America in case silver is restored are the
same men who predicted war if America
took Venezuela's part.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The English army that goes up the Nile
will not compare with the Democratic
army that viii go up Salt Creek.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The plot continues to thicken in the
Democratic camp, gold and silver refuse
to amalgamate.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

France, Germany, England, Italy and
Portugal are building up colonies which
will sooner or later revolt, as sure as the
sun continues to rise.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

not result in any one being SHOT, but 1t
did cause large number TO be half-shot.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Kentucky IS able TO furnish but one
senator. But she FURNISHED only one sec
rotary of the treasury and it is all the
country has been able to stand.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The Populists will refuse TO send PEI
fer back il they have the chance. PETER
fell down miserably when he did not re-
peal the constitution of the United States.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Cherokee Bills father was a white skin
ned negro; his mother half-breed Indian
What race was responsible for his vicious
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Spain will probably not declare war until
a lot of Yankee peddlers appear at BARGE
Iona and Bilboa, selling window-glass.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Kansas will have ninety delegates in the
national Pop convention. This is the
Kansas idea Nominate a ticket and
let the rest of the United States elect it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Tesla's injection Of chemicals into a
mans body by the X ray is frightfuL 1t
opens up another way for the violation OF
Prohibition.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The politicians are against ingalls,,
statesman out OF a job, who Is OUT for
Job. and viii be left out by a job.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

The fattering photographer viii find,
when the Roentgen process is fully de-
veloped, that beauty may be more than
skin deep.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

ter mature elaboration and is usually If
writing Il IS doubtful II Mckinley ever
made truly extemporaneous speech He
certainly never made a speech on anything
about which he was not thoroughly in
formed.
And he never makes a public utte-ance
until he IS sure that he knows what he
means and means what he says.
Once president he VIII proceed with
great caution and with few words. While
president every word he utters VIII be Of
fcially.
II is better 20 have president OF that
kind. II IS not stupidity. but caution.
There are TOO many politicians OF the
Carlisle type who talk free silver one de-
cade and gold recommendation the next
McKinley's great anxiety, when he
comes 10 the presidency. VIII be to give
the country an able administration and
prosperity. This is his ambition, and
bis sails are all SCI for this destination.
The charse that MS silence is stupidity
VIII not cause him 20 change his course
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Reverend Brown of San Francisco has
been acquitted and he VIII be great deal
more careful in the future.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19
SORE sLAPs AND SHORT SCRAPS.

does Governor Renfrow should resign. He
can get some glory In that way.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Answer to correspondent: What kind
of socks does eJrry Simpson wear? Nit
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

According to Jerry Simpson, Mrs. Lease
is a high-minded and refined lady, blast
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

We spoke of ex-Tiger Bill. 1t should have
been exit Tiger Bill.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19

Peace reigns in Kentucky; the legisla-
ture adjourned without firing gun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-19
A CUTE MOVE.

to the senate the name OF the new leu
tenant general at noon on tn 5th ofMarch.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
FAIRNONT.


Fairmcnt, w. Va, June 6.-There is
a strike among the mule drivers at
lMonongah for an increase of wages
from 81 80 to 81 80 per day.
DR.. MoreAouse, CT New York, and DR..
Woody, OF Mexico, conducted mission
ary meetins at the First Baptist Church
on Friday.
Thomas Marshall, d. D., of Chicago.
viii preach the baccalaureate sermon in
the Normal Auditorium Sunday
There is a deadlock in the city council
over the election of a Recorder to fill
she vacancy caused by the resignation
of ex-Recorder Abbott. T. A. Elem
ing and John Bebout are the candidates.
In the meantime G.. NJ. Alexander is
acting Recorder.
J. l.. George, who conducted the
Banner Bargain store in the Skinner
building. was forced TO make an as
Segment this week. n. c. Cochran is
made assignee.
The Republican County Committee
met this afternoon and fixed upon July
30th as the time and Fairmont the place
Scr holding the county convention. w.
f. Arnett was elected chairman and
Wilbur Brand secretary of the County
Committee
The Democrats hold their primary
election July 18th.
Miss Jennie Wilson, of Cumberland,
Md, is visiting relatives in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. n. c. Cochran went to
Pittsburg yesterday.
Alex Bebout has been quite sick for
several days.
Mr.. Larney Lloyd, of the firm of Nj
yum & Lloyd, is confined to his room
by sickness.
Miss Neeley. of West Union, arrived
to-day TO attend commencement.
Messrs. T. +. Hartley and C. z.
Mayors attended the meeting OF indie
pendent telephone companies of Ohio,
West Virginia and Pennsylvania, which
met in Pittsburg On Wednesday.
Mr.. Paul Shane, Of Wheeling, is Wis
iting relatives in town to-day.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
JAMES WHITCONTB RILEY tx
CpOIrryLI


IRA. is an exquisite BIT OF verse james
v-rIcomb Riley hes addressed 10 the
dv.ng composer OF Kathleen MayOurn-
cen" Herr il is:
Kathleen Nlav0urneen, the song is S1ilt
signing.
AS fresh and as clear as the trlA OF
tie bird.
In word weary hearts it is soboSaS ana
signing.
In pathos too sweet for the tendeIeS-
wOrd.
0. have We forgotten the one who nrSl
preached it?
And have we forgotten his rap'nrouS
SV?
or,. need 10 the master whose genius
teque3ched it;
O. why art thou s-,elc, thou voice VI
my heart?
Kathleen Mavourneen, thy lover sun
fingers,
The long night is wa0-ing-tne SUITS
pale and few.
Thy sad serenader, with trenui0US ms
ers, M.
Is bound with his tears as the uAy
with dew.
TIE Old hearsDrings Quaver' the Old
vOiS, is shaking,
IN sighs and IN soos means inc 9'''--
ing refrain, ,...
The old vision dims aod me Gu ne-'' y
is breaking .
Kathleen Mayourneen, inspire 10
lgain,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
IT HAD GOOD SOUND.

She was as good as she was beautiful
or she would never have left her luxur-
lous home on Picnic Heights for even an
hour 10 teach Christianity TO the great
unwashed Of the water front. bu, her
gentle little heart had swelled with the
great throbhing ambition 10 bring poor
los, lambs into the fold. where they
would become both Clearly and Soodly.
She sat in a dirty lictIe room with
bare walls and seated around her. on
rough benches, were a dozen grimy va
grants and half-lntoxicated seamen
She announced her intention of going
over the New Testament from begin
ming to end. reading little 20 them
every sunday and then discussing pas
Says that seemed in doubt. Not half
a dozen verses of Matthew had heer
read before half OF her class was asleep.
She read along:
And Abram bsgat Aminadab. and
Aminadab bogat Naasson and salmon
oegat BOaz and"
Say miss" remarked a big hobo.
waking with a start. Jest read that
again bout fish an booze. San Fran
cisco Post.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07

In Sicily il is devoutly believed thao q =
lcorpion inclosed in bottle or III ' soi..S
situation from which 1t cannot es0''p0
will sting itself 10 death. H.
The beaver hunters Of the carry u@S .
of This country believed that the sever
itv of the coming winter was lnoics'eeu
bv the thickness OF the beaver aD's'
In Holland and Belgium 20 Kill stoTA
is considered one of The greatest Ilis-O.
tunes that can happen 10 q man. III
fortune is certain TO follow him through
lie. -.
IN some Southern localities the co.or-
Cd people believe that il crow croaNs
an odd number Of times foul weather
Will follow; if even, the day Will De, NE
Many Of the East Indians. parich.ar-
II among the Hindo0s OF South lndla'
believe that Monkeys can SPEAK Out
wiz not Go so for fear they Will De put
10 work;
In the Ural mountains the peasantry
believe that if a WOLF sees man before
The man sees the wolf. the man WILL De
struck dumb and remain SO as long the
wolf lives.
In many countries there IS a supersti-
ion that when ants are unusually act
I've. running 10 and fro about their
nests. foul weather is sure 10 occur in
very short time.
Several ancient authors narra-e the
superstition common in both Greece and
Rome that the basilisk can throw its
poison to a considerable distance, and
thus slay its victim.
In England and Scotland milkmaidS
believe that IL they forget to wash their
hands after milking their COWS will so
dry. This superstition is diligently
fcs-ered by the owners of the cows.
There is a superstition among many
colCrcd people in the South that 10 meet
2 FROG is a lucky incident indicating
tina. the one thus favored is about to re-
ceive money from some unexpected
quarter.
In parts Of Austria and Italy there is
2 superstition that the human saliva is
a cure-i0r blindness. The idea probably
originated IN the miraculous healing Of
a blind man recorded in one Of the
gospels.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
MATERIAL FOR MAGAZINES.

The Amt.Ious Wife Of a Possible Flu
ture President Collects His Portraits.
From the Baltimore Herald.
well. what On eay,h are YOU dOing?"
Doing? Why, these are my hus-
bands pictures
u know they are. but Why such a COL
lection as thaJ?'
"Wen. you see. he is only an Alder
man now, but he hopes to be President
some day"
"And what tben?"
He viii de some day"
eyes"
"And one Of those magazine men win
come around and wan, some photo
graphs"
"Yes."
"And TT have them az ready"
"Why, how many have you got?'
"WeN. YOU see. I have been reading
those magazines ABOUT Lincoln ard Ma
poleon. and have made a little collec-
ton Of my own.
What are ,hey9'
well, here is where he was az is,
jus5 after recovering from a fall caused
by the breaking o. limb In his neigh-
boris cherry tree.
'Here he IS az n. putting on his
neclStie before g0ing to cast his frs,
vote.
This is one taken on the day after
he celebrated his forie,h birthday
That scratch you see on his face he re
ceived IN a fight With the chairman OF
the ward committee up a. Shea's.
"Here he is at 80. a trifel gray, you
see. but he was s,i'l quite active. He
had been defeated for the Assembly. in
d9cted for making fraudulent election
returns. and IN other WAYS shown him
self tower OF strength"
''Have you any mOre?"
"No; bur when he dies as en- EXPIRES
idsnE there VIII ever 50 many people
have portraits Of him that I never knew
were takeu nor he never knew he S3t
nor. It's tue pl0.C g~3Dh that makes
magazines and history these days. my
dear. That is the reason I am so saw
ing Of them"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07

Perhaps you would not think so,
hut a. very large proportion of diseases
in New York comes from carelessness
about catching cold" says DR.. Cyrus
Edison. 1T is such simple thing and
so common that very few people. un-
less il is a case Of pneumonia, pay any
attention to a colo. There are great
many cases of catarrh and consump-
tjon which have their origin in this ne
eject of the simplest precaution Of
every day life. The most sensible ad-
vice is. when you have one, get rid OF
n as soon as possible. BY all means do
not neglect it." DR.. Edison does not
tell YOU how to cure cold. but we will.
Take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. 1t
will relieve the lungs. aid expectora-
ton. open the secretions and soon eff
feet a permanent cure. % and so cent
hotties for sale by Charles r. Goethe,
will w. Irwin, John Klari. VIM. E.
Williams, C. Menkemeller, VIM. H.
Hague. H. c. Stewart, A. E. Scheele, J..
coleman. C. Schnepf, VIM. Menkemel-
Ter wheeling, w. Va: Bowie & Co..
bridgeport. B. F. Peabody & Son, Ben
wood.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
NOT A PRETTY POLL"
Profane and Family Diction in chica-


go.
Reuben Singer. in company with a
green parrot was locked up at the Cen
tral station to-day on a charge oil dis
orderly conduct The parrot resisted
arrest with all the power OF a rancous
and penetrating voice, but his EFFORTS
were Of no avail.
Singer is a bird peddler for large
sore. The parrot has a head the color
OF birthstone and his language SOUNDS
as though he had received his early
tr5ining in a sailors boarding house.
As Singer stood in front OF the Herald
building on Washington street this
morning. two ladies' passed by.
Pretty Poll" said one, as she put
her finger inside the cage.
IT amt pretty. and you know 1t, and
I don't want no damn cracker, either,
said the parrot. and he took a grip on
the lady's finger. After a struggle the
finger was disengaged, the ladies went
Indignantly on their way, and Singer
and his pr0fane bird were arrested
Chicago Journal
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
rrANs-oH1o DIVISION.

For Columbus. Chicago and the West
7.s5 a m. daily. and 3:45 p. m. daily.
Columbus, Cincinnati and ST. Louis, l0.5
, M. daily, and 1l:40 p. m, daily.
ST. Ciairsville ACCOMMODATION. lO;b a. m.
ond 3.1O D. M, except Sunday.
GAINESVILLE accommodation. $3.50 p. m'
daily. except Sunday.
1S;asyndusky mail, 1915 a. m, daily
ARRIVE
From Chicago. Ills a. m. and li:5s a. m
daily. c,,a,,...t a,d Corr-,.
- 8.sn a m. and $50 o. m. daily.
CT Clairsville accommodation, 1850 A. m
and $50 D. m. except Sunday.
az z,yaDasviIle accommodation. 1850 a, H.
daily, except Sunday: ~.
oahuuS"' CHAS. o. SCULL
General Passenger Agent:
1T. LANE. T. p. Agt.. Wheeling. W. Va
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
!, nor month s1.77s.ss; per day, $50;

tai per month. S1,779.66; per day, $50;
per year, s16016.94.
The entertainment at the bazaar last
night was unique and very pleasant.
A large crowd was in attendance and
everybody seemed to have real enjoy
ment. The ladies at the different tables
did all in their power to make the VS.
itors have a good time and spend their
money. and they did the latter sure, as
a good large sum was taken in by the
different Departments.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
THE ELKS' OUTING.

In looking over your card for future
enga gements during the rosy month OF
June, don't forget to jot down the date
of June 22d. What is it? The annual
outing of the Elks' lodge OF this city, at
Wheeling Park Casino. There may be-
others. but this will be the only time
YOU will be strictly in it. The most at
tractive programme of the season has
been arranged, which will be published
in due season. Don't forget the date.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
BOARDING HOUSE AFTERWARDS.

From the New York Weekly.
Mrs. Sumdiet-Hlve some more OF
the mackercl. Mr. Bo2vder?
Mr.. Boarder-No. thank YOU.
Have a piece Of the liver?"
No thank YOU
How strange YOU are. Why, I am
so cxTavSgeQt'y fond OF mackerel and
liver that l could cat them all the time.
Perhaps You are la,e this morning and
mus, hurry2"
Yes, 1 am little late. Good morn
ing"
Jane"
Jane-Yes. mum.
MIR. Bcarder has gors down town.
You can broil me that piece of tender
lOin now.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
TIE GENTLER SEX

From Harper's Bazar.
Fe.guson-We both met your beau
tiful frierd. Mrs. Beauchamp. Isn't she
handsome?
Miss Stac;ngle-Well, that depends,
You know. What color was her hair
when YOU met her?
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
BARNARD ECHOES.


From Puck.
Pruyn-Isuppose. as a matter Of fact,
a baby is really nothing but little ami
NAL?
Popper-Yes; the difficulty is TO tell
wha- kind.
Pruyn-What GO YOU mean?
Popper-I don't know what to call
him whcn he crows one minute and
bellows the next.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
HOW TO SLEEP WE'LL

Want Of sleep is engendered TO a great
extent by the Oyer-activity OF the
brain at GIT. Many people say that
night is their bes- time for work, and
thus spend the early part Of the day,
when the brain is freshest. in idleness,
and at night do their work. Working
the brain until just before retiring TO
bed is with many utterly fatal to a
thorough rest. The over-wrought and
tired brain can not thrOw off the
thoughts caused by the work. and on
LAYING down N bed they return with
what appears 70 be greater intensity,
and thus sleep is bsniSaed. Ii is very
good Plan 20 stop brain work at fixed
hour before retiring. and then to in
dUige in some recreation in the way OF
games or Ugh; reading. such as news
papers, periodicals. novels, etc.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
A RELIC.

From Truth.
Miss Passe-Yes, it was a birthday
present, and I value it very highly, for.
10 YOU know, siat cup is over 80 years
old.
Miss Pert-Dear me, Have you had
It as long as all that?
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
MINING STOCKS.
A CAREFUL BOY.

From Judge.
Say. Sister Blanehe?" a
What is it, WILLIE"
SIS it right to say burns is or burns
are"
"BurnS are, Willie"
Then. Sister Bianche?"
well. Willie?"
"NIr. Burns ars down in the parlor
waiting for YOU"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-07
PLEASANT FOR MAMMA.

From Texas Sitter.
Little Johnnie docking curiously at
the visitor)-Where did the chickens
bite you, Mr.. Billus? don't see any OF
the marks.
Visitor-Why, Johnnie, haven't
been bitten by any chicken.
Johnnie-Mamma didn't you tell
papa Mr.. Billus was dreadfully hen
pecked? Why, mamma, how funny
YOU look! Your face is all red.