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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

The only way to make sure that cats
will not get out of bags is not to put
cats in bags.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

Next to Boswell as an English biog-
rapher stands Lockhart, who wrote the
life of his father-in-law, Sir Walter Scott
Lockhart's own biography is now in pre-
paration by Andrew Lang, and it will no
doubt, be an interesting and valuable
work.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

The supplementary Blue Book on the
Venezuelan boundary dispute will be
decidedly ultramarine blue
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

McKinley's silence on the financial
question may be golden or just asinin-
ity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

Chamberlain finds the Transvaal
question to be a greater Boer every
day
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14
If It Rains Today

You will need an Umbrella; why not
come and get one now. for if it don't
rain today it may tomorrow, and
then you will need it just the same. We
can suit you, we know. Can sell you
one from 75c to $40.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14
| = Pain or Shine

goes just past
they just
as for unshfny We
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

somewhere. '-Yonkers Statesman.
An ass, by some means unknown to
the writer, having managed to get into
| a lions skin, ran around the neighbor-
! hood frightening the beasts into fits.
| When he brayed they said Jupiter
what magnificent bass voice he has!''
! and he was the pantata of that district
until he died of old age.
A good bluff well chuckd, is liable to
do considerable execution.-Life.
o, yes! she smiles at me,
And / smile back at her
Yet when upon the street
We meet
bitter thought will stir.
The fact is this: I'd WOO
Anew,
Another maid more dear,
If had all the rings
And things
l gave to her last year.
Detroit News.
'"Then you don't intend asking Marie
| to be your bridesmaid?'
"No-Jack used to be engaged to her,
and the dear boy is so minded"
| Chicago Record.
Girl-Did you enjoy yourself at the
party last night?
Another Girl fancy not. dOn seem
to have any head this morning.-Detroit
Tribune.
He assionately)-"There is nothing I
would not do for you. 1 will climb the
Matterhorn; L will face the tiger in the
| Jungle; Il She-'Say no more, George.
| Go face the tiger in the jungle for me,
| and when you get back I'll let you take
me to the opera."-Harper's Bazaar.
Took 1t for Granted-Homely Lady-"Oh,
1 guess you can fill the place. My hus-
band is an easy man to suit" New Cook
| docking at her)-"Yes, mum, can readily
| believe it," Homely Lady Ito HERSELF
| s'Strange, she should take that for grant
ed, but probably she knows superior
woman like myself wouldn't marry a
crank."-New York Weekly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

After all these years of experiment, the
German kaiser. wiser and older grown, ;"
has concluded that the best he can do is
to invite old Prince Bismarck to come
bsak But this wisdom is too late. The
man of blood and iron is growing feeble
in old age, and is not the master he was
when the young kaiser ordered him out.
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14
YOU'VE SEEN HIM.

The shiftless often criticise
The methods of the thrifty,
But stranger still the youth who shows
How much at twentyone he knows
More than the man of fifty.
Philadelphia Press.
An Observation-Disclosures
is rather gay for fellow learning to ride
a bicycle.
Dusnap-Well he feels that his fortune
is made He's invented pneumatic tire
that will hold arnica for beginners
Puck.
Master-Hew was this vase smashed.
Mary?
Mary-If you please sir, it tumbled
down and broke Itself
Master-Humph! The automatic brake
again. London Tid-Rifs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

Don't you know it is wrong to fish
here on private grounds?"
well sir, the line must be drawn
somewhere. "-Yonkers Statesman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

Girl-Did you enjoy yourself at the
party last night?
Another Girl fancy not. | don't seem
to have any head this morning.
Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14
If It Shines Today

You won't want to wear that o. ID hat.
The hat business is a hobby OF ours.
We make less on our hats thai any
thing else we have in the house. We
carry the celebrated stetson hat;.every-
body knows what that Island we are
sole agents for the Imperial W have
them at all prices, and the styles the
very latest in vogue, but should it rain
today it may shine tomorrow, so this is
the day to buy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

',Then you don't intend asking Marie
to be your bridesmaids"
"No-Jack used to be engaged to her,
and the dear boy is SO absent minded. :"
Chicago Record.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

Senator Morgan's new resolution is
practically a notice to the president that
he has sufficient time to ascertain the
facts and to make up his mind upon
subject of the gravest Importance This
is the true lingo attitude, but it is not to
be commended, for it assumes that the
executive is a mere automation whose
business is to record the DEGREES of con-
gress without regard to their merits
There is something more in the presi-
dental function than blind obedience to
the instructions of the senate or house,
or of both, as Mr.. Morgan will probably
discover II his new joint resolution is ap-
proved by both houses and sent to the
president as peremptory demand for
immediate action.-Baltimore Sun.
Two opposing delegations already have
been selected in Nebraska. A contesting
delegation Is looked for from Texas.
where the silver men have control of the
party machine. From present indications
the gold standard men are likely to take
an opposing delegation to the national
convention from Illinois. According to
custom in case of contests the delegates
from these three states, who number
ninety-four, will have nothing to say
about the temporary organization or
about their own right to seats in the con-
vention. With contests from these three
states the gold standard men are nearly
sure to control the convention at the start,
with the result that they can decide con-
tests to suit themselves thus securing
control of the permanent organization
Chicago Record 80
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

OFFICE, THE HERALD block, cor
ner West Temple and First South streets.
Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-14

R. c. Chambers. President.
A. w. McCune. vice-President.
Z. A. Mcdaniel, Manager.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Some women know the influence of
beauty uron men: men rarely admire
a beautiful invalid, but they do al
mire a v'oman in whom are blended
good features and perfect health. There
is no secfet about Il WOman'S beauty:
it all lies in the care she devOtes to
herself 10 removing all poisonous i'm
purities from her system II purify
ny, vitalizing and enriching her blood.
If the blood is impoverished and thin
there is q WORKOUT, tired, rundown, de-
bilitated feeling and appearance, fol-
lowed directly by dyspepsia, loss OF
appetite, Indigestion, nervous prostra-
ton. sick headache. belching of wind,
biliousness, heartburn, liver and kid
ney troubles. weak stomach, pains III
the back, failure of vital force. sleep
lessness and catarrh, which, if allowed
to continue, may develop into serious
and probably chronic illness. The
blood must be purified and strengthen
oil
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
YOUTH NO BARRIER.
r,o,tering French Opinion of Young
uon,s Ability in THIS Country.

Tte following from a Partisan in
.r,.rira is very Gathering to Tie ability
- vounc men IN this country:
1taliy country, where youth, far
e..r. bong a fault. is almost a privi-
... where they dc not wait until your
., i less clear ana your words less
.,d.ut. Until you have left along Your
=. ,ry routc all the Illusions OF youth.
mill your back is bent, to have conf
,1.nna in YOU. to trust heavy RESPONSE.
huitics to YOU!
No matter how high n is placed,
No receives young people everywhere
with favor: he permits them to speak,
before lie Judges them: he does not
,brov in their face that stupid judg-
,,ert which. in many countries. passes
for q sentence without appeal, and sets
tham aside as inexperienced young.
s,ers. The Americans have many good
reasons for making so much of youth.
,or one needs all its freshness, all its
fexjlility, all its vigor. to go ahead
in = country in which the race after
fortune has taken on q h~ead-turning
ralidity.
If a Young nan Of % has character.
good habits and intelligence, there is
nothing to prevent his being intrusted
with the greatest affairs and the heav-
lest RESPONSIBILITIES. That it is a wise
nclicv is well eXcmplitied.
And it is simply admirable. A nation
where a man of so al give proof Of
ability. without being paralyZed by
prpiudice Oh account Of his youth. has
already taken the lead over nations
where age. and the experience that is
REQUIRED at the expense of energy, are
diplomas of c%apability.
Grant. sherman and twenty other
generals at the outbreak Of the war Of
secession We're young men.
In Cambridge. Mass. in Mount An
burn Cemetery. Il can see the monu-
n,ent Of a Harvard student who was a
colonel at21 years OF age.
THIS appreciation Of youth is one Of
The secrets OF the great development Of
a country; the yOung Louis XIV, with
bis youthful followers, had the most
brilliant court in the world, and the
Young generals of Napoleon |. conduct
cd tie Old soldiers to yne most brilliant
victories. And we remember France in
1870. when she thought that only old
generals were wise.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
Nav BE Made at Home.

4 very pleasant perfume, which IS
also q preventive to moth, may be
made of the following ingredients:
Take of cloves, carraway seeds, nut
meg mace, cinnamon, and TonQuln
beans each one ounce, then add as
much Florentine orris-roOt as will equal
the other ingredients put together.
Grind the whole well to powder and
nut it in little bags among your clothes.
This will retain its freshness for a
long time and will daintily perfume
the clothes.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Belts and girdles are TO be worn with
every variety of feminine garment.
And every style and kind of materials
has been pressed into service-elastic,
silk. leather, lace, satin. MORE and
metal. both stiff and woven. The
leather belts appear in a diversity Of
styles, of which the very latest are the
..horned alligator" in dull and russell
browns and fancy dyes. White seal is
equally popular, and is much worn in
half mourning, with a fine cut steel
buckle as q clasp For full mourning
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
a Great Railway.

The Chicago, Milwaukee IL st. Paul
Railway Go. owns and operates 4, lb9 miles
OF road.
1t operates its own Sleeping Cars and
Dining Cars.
1t traverses the best portion of the
States of Illinois, Wisconsin,, Northern
Michigan, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota,
South and North Dakota.
Its Sleeping and Dining Car service is
frst-class in every respect.
1t run v~estibuled, steam heated and
electric lighted trains.
1t has the absolute block system.
1t uses all modern appliances for the
comfort and safety of its patrons.
Itstrain employees are civil and Obliging.
1t tries TO give each passenger ''value
received" for his money. and
Its General Passenger Agent asks every
man. woman and child to buy tickets over
the Chicago. Milwaukee & st. Paul Rail-
way for it is A Great Railway.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Switzerland. She paints beautifully,
models we'll, writes cleverly and is
singularly well fitted mentally and
physically to be the empress of Il sport
loving people. Archduchess Maria
ThereSe's two young daughters in
herit her love of outdoor exercise. EN-
press Elizabeth of Austria. once a per-
former of daring circus featS of eQueS-
trianism, has been compelled to cease
riding beca use of her health.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

' '"h' StuAueSIup AEclluucnpSS
Maria IhereSe OF Austria. con-
sort of the brother of the en-
peror, who is the next heir to the
throne. is a noted equestrian. Two
years ago she was losing the elegance
ana elasticity of her fine figure and she
began a course of calisthenics. She
0 o acquired a remarkable proficiency
with he Indian clubs and dumb bells.
1hls led her to other methods of de-
veloping the muscles, such as punch
ing the bag. wrestling and putting the
mme and the shot. Austrian Jour
nails and officials say that she has now
developed such an astonishing amount
OF strength that she is able to raise n
~full-grOwn man from the ground by one
hand, n to hold him aloft on her eX-
tended arm for several seconds. The
a~rchduchesS nee rode horseback from
Relchenau to Guns and back. a distance
of considerably more than 100 miles.
without stopping. \ court dignitary
ventured to demonstrate with the en-
peror about the matter. urging that the,
a~rchduchess was. by such imprudences.
endangerlng not only her health. but
also the succession to the crown. All,
it is easy to see that you are not a mar
ried man" was the reply of his ma ies-
ty. The a~rchduchesS is a bold noun
taineer, and unaided by professional
guides she has made some exceedingly
difficult ascentS in Austria and in
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

The man who is charitable to himself will
listen to the mute appeal for assistance made
by his stomach. or his liver. in the shape Of
divers dyspcptic qualns and uneasy seisa-
fiotis in the regions Of the glands that sccrete
his bile. HoStettcrS stomach Filters. my
dear sir. or n"dam-aS the elise may be-is
what you require. Hasten to use. if you are
troubled with heartburn. wind in the storl-
art,, or note that your skin or the whites of
your eyes are taking a sallOw hue.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
Gludness Comes

With a better understanding of the
w transient nature of the many phys
zeal ills which vanish before proper eff.
forts-gentle efforts-pleasant efforts
rightly directed. There is comfort in
the knowledge hat so many forms of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to a constipated condi-
ton of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That is why it is the only
remedy with millions of families, and is
everywhere esteemed 20 highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that it is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness, without facilitating the
organs on which it acts. 1t is therefore
all important. in order to get it's bene-
fetal effects, to note when you pnr"
chase, thatyou have the genuine article,
which is manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co. only, and sold by all rep
utable druggists.
If in the enjoyment Of good health,
and the system is regular, then jaxa-
tives or other remedies are not needed.
If afflicted with any actual disease, n
may be commended to the most skillful
physicians, but if in need of q laxative,
then one should have the best, and with
the well-informede verywhere. Syrupof
Figs stands highest and is most largely
used and gives most general satlsiactlon.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

show all the way around. while with
full effects they should circle the waist
and clasp conspicuously. The girl with
the slender. slender waist may be
adorned with the narrowest threads of
belts. An excellent width of belt for
a stout person is two and a half inches.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
Advance of Women Since

Advance of Women Since 1870.
Three thousand women writer's
against 159.
Two hundred and forty ONE law
yers against five.
Eleven thousand women sculptors
and painters against 4l2.
Three hundred and th~irty-seven WON
Ell dentists against twenty-four.
Eight hundred and lightweight WON
en- journalists against thirty-five.
Three thousand nine hundred and
ninety-nine actresses against 602.
One thousand two hundred and thir-
ty-tive ONE preachers against Six
t~y-seven.
SiXty-four thousand and fOrty-eight
secretaries and clerks against S.016.
Twenty-One thousand one hundred
and e~ighty-five shorthand writers
against seven.
In 1890 there were in the United
States 4,455 women doctors against 527
in 1870.
T%hirty-four thousand five hundred
and eighteen women musicians against
5.735.
One hundred and eighty women land
surveyors and engineers against none
at all.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

George $. King, the oldest living iron
master, is now st years of age. and is
hale and hearty. thoroughly enjoying
his home in JohnStOwn. Pa.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

RasSanO said it was Impossible to
paint the feet Of "A human being SO they
would look we'll in n picture.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a
family medicine with us since 1S65.--J. Il.
Madison. 24O9 42d ave, Chicago, III.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Buy 81 worth Dobblns Floating Borax Soap OF your
yrocer, send wrappers to DObbins soap Mfg. Co. Phil
adelphia. Pa. They will send yOn, free of charge. pos.
paid. a Worcester Pocket Dictionary. 29S pages, clc:h.
lnnnG; prOfusely illustrated Offer good I'll Aug | only
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

The richest a is the one who can
give away the most and regret it the
least.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

The Chancellor of the EXchcquer in
Great Britain has n salary Of $4,000.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
Japanese Umbrella Decorations.

a complete novelty, and II that will
give an air of brightness and elegance
to the hall or boudoir. is made simply
of a Japanese umbrella. three or four
yards of cheap satin ribbon, and a lit
tie ingenuity. Take a length Of firm,
thick string and tie the umbrella end
round at the degree Of openneSs you
wish it to remain. Now line the top
with a band of calico or strong brown
paper several times folded. catching
it at the ribs here and there to keep
it in place. Your ribbon must now be
arranged. a third of it to hide the string
already used, and the remainder to
hang the bibelot up by. The ends that
hang it should be disposed at equal
distances around the umbrella. Fill
your novelty with branches Of early
lilac or hawthorn, which will imbibe
sufficient moisture from a small tin
can placed in the base of the umbrella.
or even with fresh. young leaves, and
say whether you don't think it a dis
tinctly charming acquisition to your
freshly garnished home.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Pray that you may not enter into
temptation, and hen do your best to
keep out of it.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
%teething: gOttens the gums. renIceS Inflammation
allavs pain. cures wind rollc rs rants y bottle
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09
Probably a Mormon.

A burglar recently went through a
store at Garden City, Kan, and stole
100 thiu!bleS
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price 70 cents.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

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The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

the preference is for dull. grosgrain silk
belts finished with rich jet clasps. Pat
II leather belts are worn with trim
lifting costumes and clasped with plain
steel buckles. For white satin or leath-
cr belts the appropriate finish is found
in gold tiligree. in tinted miniatures or
mosaics. Rhinestone buckles are also
effective with white belts for very
dressy toilets.
With tight-titting bodices belts should
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-07-09

Eet short.
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yard
n shows
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Warren sheaf., 1896-11-19
Justice Of the Peace,
HUNTERS HIT BY THEIR GAME.
Lnatances Where Sportsmen Havo Received
Severe Blows from Birds.

AAAsssucos w mere opOrC0mo0 Hav0 Received
Severe Blows from Birds.
Game killed in full flight has mo,
mentum that carries it a long way some7
times. London Field relates several in
stances where the birds have hit the
sportsman. In one case George Mon
ners was shooting in the woods of Long
Island when grouse, driven by beaters,
came flying along fast and high up. He
. shot at it, and then, with the other
barrel, fired at another bird. Just as
he was about lowering his gun after
the second shot he received a blow on
the head that knocked him sense
; less. The grouse first hit had tumbleG
against his head.
That same afternoon a wheelmam
riding along near the line of hunters
admiring the scenery did not observe a
big black cock till it's feathers brushed
his head. The black cock had been
killed and had nearly hit him in falling
The Badminton volume on shooting
tells how the late Charles Leslie was
knocked out at the battery by grouse
he had shot. A strong hat probably
saved him from serious in jury.
American hunters have had similar
experience. man was riding along
in wagon some time ago, according
to Forest and Stream, when something
hit him on the head with enough force
to make him dizzy. An unwoundei1
partridge flying through the woods had,
hit him fair. Why the bird did not turn
aside II as much mystery as the fact
that partridges sometimes fly against
house sides and are killed in SO doing.