Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1896-05-08
IN THE HEATER PIPE TERRORIZED BY DEER
THE RETIRED BURGLAR RELATES HIS
MOST SINGULAR EXPERIENCE.

tie hhu an bfs"ht Lay out oi Wsuuihs
Presents at His Mercy When He Made
an Unfortunate Stcp-In the End lie
Made "A Contribution 10 the Collection.
"In house that | was locking over
In town mp the state one night, said
the retired burglar, Il came across
something that 1 never struck but that
once in all my experience, strange as it
may seem, and that was lot Of we'd
ding presents, all just as they were ar
ranged for display. When | turned MY
lamp into the room, | wished | had
brought horse and wagon; there was
a good deal of il that wouldn't have
been Of any earthly use 10 me, but it
seemed pity TO leave any Of it behind.
But if | couldn't carry it all off, | could
have the fun OF picking, and | started
10 look the things over. They We're ar
ranged on tables and chairs and on the
floor around on three sides Of the room {;
on the side opposite 10 the side that
had come in at, and on the sides to the
right and left; running around those
three sides in n sort Of irregular order.
On the side where | was there were IA
few chairs. | thought I'd start in on
the left and work around TO the right,
and | started from the door and had
gone about three steps when | went
down through the floor, as il seemed to
me, but what | had really done was TO
step down through an open register.
suppose somebody must have dropped
something down through il and have
taken il out 10 get it and forgot TO put
it back.
There was wire screen under the
register over the pipe opening to keep
things from dropping down the pipe,
but it was very fine light wire, and it
didn t stop me at all; | inst slid down
into the pipe, pushing that along under
my feet When l dropped into the pipe,
| had been facing 10 the left; in some
way as l went down got skewed around
so that when got down as far as | did
20 | was facing 70 the front that is,
toward the center Of the room. The
pipe didn't 90 straight down, but with
a curve. | had thrown up my hands as
| went down, and ! suppose | might
have gone plumb TO the furnace if
hadnt clutched at the edge of the regis
Ter opening and hung ON. a minute be.
fore | was going 20 take my pick OF
roOmful; now where was |?
II had started across the room carry
ing my toolbag IN one hand and my
lamp in the other, The shock when
went down had shaken the bag out Of
my hand, but l had held Oh 10 my lamp,
though it was lying on its side now
with my fingers clutching through the
handle. The falling of the toolbag and
he striking of the lamp on the floor
md the scrapiug Of the wire gauze
down through the tin pipe must have
made all together good deal Of noise,
and | expected every minute to hear
somebody moving about up stairs and
coming down TO haul me out, but no.
body did come. and | set my lamp up
straight, and after I'd waited minute
or two more | started TO see if | could
haul myself out.
As | lay III the pipe my head was
below the level of the floor; 10y a great
effort l could raise myself so that the
upper half of my head was above the
opening, but no higher; there was no
room for play; when | got that high, l
found myself with my elbows close 10
NY body and fairly wedged into the
pipe; | couldn't get any higher.
- let myself down again, and after
awhile l pulled myself up again. and
held on by one hand and held up the
lamp and swung il round on the things
Then | let myself down again, and Won
dered what | was going 10 do. 1t WASH t
only uncomfortable there in the posi-
tiOn | was in, it was mighty hot and
unpleasant every way If Il let go, /
didn't know but that I'd slide down
against the furnace, and, of course, |
couldn't stand it for an indefinite length
Of time, and when a been III the pipe
| should imagine about two hours. |
made up nay mind that | wouldn't try
10 stand II any longer; I'd got TO come
out some time, and might just as we'll
come out then; III fact, better, for while
the chances of my getting away at all
were mighty small, they would be bet.
ter AT night than they would be in the
daytime.
$50 I made up my mind to kick ON
the pipe AND wake up the house and
have the thing settled. 80 ! kicked
once, twice, and then | kicked again
and 10y snakes! kicked the pipe open
at my feet. There Wa, joint there, and
I'd kicked it apart, and the sections l
was in sagged down with my weight,
and / slid out on the cellar floor. The
sagging down Of that part of the pipe
detached it from the part above and ii
fell on the cellar floor alongside of me.
That made noise enough TO wake every
body up there couldn't be any doubt
about that.
Il went out by the same cellar win
dow that | came in by. II was the first
aud only such lot of stuff that | ever
strnck, and | never got a thing out of
it; in fact | added something TO il my
seif--a SET Of tools and Il dark lantern. y
New York sun.
"The Pyramid limp"
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