New-York tribune., 1896-01-08
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

The cider mills Of Melrose. Conn, said to be the
largest in the country have used 5000 bushels Of
apples this season.
Inscrutable Mystery-"Mamma" asked the Little
gill peerng in between two uncut leaves Of the
magazine how did they ever get the printing IN
there?'-(Chicago Tribune.
This is how a Western editor does up his rival,
IAN empty cab drove up to the door OF The Blazer
shanty yesterday and the editor OF that scorbutis
organ Of infamy stepped out
l, IS not generally known that Mr.. Sala was The
author OK a quotation attributed 10 Dr Johnson.
made we're as follows: He had been contributes
TO The Cornhill Masazine ana WAS Soh,em. e
John Maxwell. a publisher, proposed thst ne oe.
come editor of a magazine which Mr Maxs
vel IN 9oQs:dd s, ei o This ms perodica gave tho
neme Temple Bar and from a rough sketch Of o.
Flect-st Percy Macquod drew an admirable abe
ons8ece As motto lmagpfd sds pa qHSSia;Ss SSasSa
we will take walk down Fes,-st To the best best
81 Said "' a Word about taking a walk down Feet-st;
but my innocent superchery was, fancy in ims
script
When new Car is crowned from ive 70 six hum
dred thousand OF his subjects from all parts OF the
Empire assemble at Moscow. deputations being
sent from AL the provinces. and representative
from every tribe within his immense domain; from
Siberia and Central Asia and from the Pachc 70
tho Arctic Sea Among them are Poles, FnlanderS
Laplanders Cossacks. Circassians. Georgians
Bashkns Turks. Tcherkesses Aoassans' IA"
mucks, Tartars. Karapapaks Daghistanis' Are
menans Kurds AID a multitude OF wandering peo.
pies In the heart of Asia, forming a concourss OF
more than fifty nations which recognize the rus
Of the great white Car throwned beside the NevA
and which bring him on his coronation their toHens
OF allegiance More than fifty languages and
twice that number OF dialects are spoken in RUSSIA
and the newly crowned ruler receives congra'wa'
tons in all OF them the representatives,. ACCORDING
70 usage, addressing him in tneir respective tr!oa
tongues The pageant is made gorgeous ana
spectacular possible, In order 10 impress up'n
the representatives OF their distant ana scate'sa
peoples a sense OF the grandeur and power OF tner
ruler and II is without doubt the most magnineea'
performance OF the kind now to be seen IN inc
world Ii costs on an average four or h'e nsl''o''
OF public money besides the private outlay Wh"n
may represent an equal amount. The new car
IS soon to be crowned, the ceremony taxing pacs
In the Cathedral OF the Assumption In the hre"'.t
according TO custom. and promises to be as eos'
and splendid as any which that venerable 'emp'
has ever witnessed. Il will be a great day io'
Holy Russia and IN its opinion we'll worth inc
outlay.
Domestic Economy whats this.' exclaimed nv
Young husband referring 10 the memorandum sne
had given him. "One dozen eggs a pound OF rarsinIs I
bottle Of lemon extract. can of condensed nl,.
dimes worth Of ground cinnamon, ani hali dolnas
worth of sugar. What DO YOU want OF al ue''
I've got dry loaf OF bakers bread" REPLIED 'ns M
Young Wife that I'm going to save 10y Welh'is "a "a
into a bread pudding. | never let anything s0 "
waste Henry."-(Chcago Tribune.
For several months the citizens OF Missou.
Nont have had their lives made miserable py
horde of yeping and swapping vasrant dogs ~
last II became n question whether the P''Po y
the dogs should the town, ana steps Were '" an
TO abate the nuisance in a oharacteris''aiH w."
way Th, Board Of Trade was appointed 0'"'
mittee on the subject The Mandolin Cluo gov
nm a p,ass-meeting The Shakespeare Reading Class
* circulating ant-dog petitions. The mutual pe"
eft societies have complained that they are o"''a
10 pay many sick benefits to members "No & nA
been bitten by dogs. The Thursday EVehlns 700 700
rer Club has resolved that the barking OF 'he uVs.
is most unmusca and even the local brancn Oh w
y A IL taking a hand In the fight Atosethe''
# looks as though the dogs OF Missoua Would nav
TO 30.
"you don't call upon Miss Smarte as much as ''s
NO Fact is have reasons for suspectinsgS sSt 'S be.
my company is not agreeable as IL m,s"' s,sv
me last time | was there / suppose dI Insr. s.
rather 9ng and when got up n 1S bSes sT You Would
stop for breakfast Somehow got an N lcea aot 70
pwnste any more time that house-'oos'''
Transcript.
Fifty years ago w s. NJ. Sorrel saw the p'c'",
of an unknown young woman, ana maze w" ~,
he would marry her or nobody. Years p'sse1 W." ~.
out his being able to discover the orislh"' ~
picture, but he kept his vow. HE went u ~ h,
Col and became wealthy and three years aso "
accidentally discovered that the LADY was -,
Acken of ST. Augustine. Fla. and that her huso'
was living. Soon afterward. however her nus sv
left her. and she got divorce from HI" 30,
days ago Almost Immediately afterward s"e
married to the man who has been LOVING n.' =.
these nfty year lie is seventy-e's"' -"
seventy-four.
1T is A curious thing how animals are, are "a NINA
by conditions which would thihk ~'tbb mo Zoo-
tcrial" said chief Keeper Nancy Oh ,tinat for
logical Garden. "Take IN AmeIleAn WI" into A
example Ii we put of theSe anin'',S ",.a rnn,-
large cage where II jump about ahn H H of heart
par,tive freedom II win sickeh ana u't "a n,f,s
disease whereas If We pen them UP IN ihhy win
cage where they hardly tern arounsn is hard
live and be healthy IL IS something 'na' annals
to account for Almost all the AMERICAN ns ." here
are hard TO keep. We can't keep mo- uith Inc
and we shall have to be very carIlSMne wv, IN fsu
mountain sheep that we eTpro5i M ia Record