Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1896-12-05

Excuse me-. observed the man IN
Spectaclcs. but i am a surgeon. and
that is not where the liver is
.-Never you mind where his liver is"
retorted the other. Elf it was in his
big toe or his left ear. De Wits Little
Early Risers would reach it and shake
it for him- On that you can bet your
gig-lamps- Jones & Gibson
An exchange says: ~ Young man
in Maine took his girl out for a ride
and she fell out while he drove mile
or two before he noticed that she was
missing" This may be so. but we
don't know, it sounds to us just like a
fish story. The world must be draw
ing to that period when she VIII pass
into whenceness and editors may be
approaching the time when they can
afford change of pants. but in our
opinion an occurrence like the above
referred to is as probable as either of
the last.
When most needed it is not unusual
for your family physician to be away
| from home. Such was the experience
of Mr.. J. Y. Schenck, editor of the
Caddo, Ind. Ter, Banner. when his
| little girl. two years of age was
threatened with a severe attack of
Group. He says: MY wife insisted
that / go for the doctor. but as our
family physician was out of town
purchased a bottle of Cilamberlain's
Cough Remedy, which relieved her
it in the future % and so cent bot
ties for sale by Jones & Gibson.
DR.. Adams has in his possession a
curiosity in the shape of a stock of
cabbage that was grown in L. c. Ber
rvs garden. There is nothing curious
in the fact that it is a cabbage stock.
or that it grew in Mr.. Berry's garden:
the curious part about it is, that in
stead of having only one head on it
like common, ordinary, everyday cab
bage. the stock has growing out of it
no less than twentY-eight smaller
stocks, each having small but sound
heads. This comes nearer being
freak than anything we have ever
seen in the cabbage line.-Case News.
Major c. t. Picton. is manager of
the State Hotel. at Denison, Texas.
which the travelling men say is one of
the best hotels in that section. In
speaking of Chamberlain'S Collie and
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy Major
Picton says: Il have used it myself
and in my family for several years.
and take pleasure in saying that /
consider it an infaIlible cure for diar-
rhoea and dysentery. | always rec
ommend it, and have frequently ad-
minisUered it to my guests in the
hotel. and in every case it has proven
itself worthy of unqualified endorse
ment. For sale by Jones s. Gibson.
At a recent prayer gathering at
which a prominent banker was pres
ent laughable incident took place.
The minister. turning to the gentle
man present, asked: stDear Brethren,
did any of you ever know or see per-
feet man?' The divine paused a mo-
ments, then repeated the question,
and receiving no answer, turned to
the females present and asked: Dear
sister. did any of you ever hear of a
perfect woman?" He repeated the
question a second time, when a tall.
thin, patient female arose and looked
the minister straight in the face. For
moment he was uncredulouS, but
recovering his sang frien. he asked:
Ibid you ever hear of a perfect
woman, siSter?" Hedid not wait long
for an answer. 81 did, but only one.
1t was my husbands first wife-"-EX.
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