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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

Tailor-Thought I'd met some
nervy people, but-Shoemaker-
What now? Tailor-I've had to press
these trousers four times, and they are
not paid for. Shoemaker-That's
nothing went to collect bill for a
pair of shoes yesterday, and the fellow
kicked me out with them
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

Look out for colds at this season.
Keep yourself well and strong by TAX
ing Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great
tonic and blood purifier.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18
WIT And HUMOR.

"All | demand for my client"
shouted the attorney, in the voice of
man who was paid for it, SIS justice y
81 am very sorry sorry ] can't accom-
modate YOU replied the Judge, "but
the law won't allow me to give him
more than fourteen years"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

''In heaven there is neither marriage
nor giving in marriage quoted Mr..
Skidds, rehectively. mo, nor in the
other place, either replied Miss
Flypp. That is something We must
attend TO while on the earth, or else
leave it forever undone."
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

The Eastern farmer may be sur
prised when he learns of the Western
farmer burning corn for fuel, but he
does the same when he feeds his corn
To stock, the animal consuming the
food to keep warm. 1t matters not
whether the corn is consumed in a
stove or by the animal, as it serves
the same purpose-that of creating
warmth. The better the shelter the
less corn To be used.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18
Harper's Magazine
IN 1896

BriselS, new novel by WILLIAM BLACK,
written with all the authors well-known
charm of manner will begin in the Decem-
her Number. 1895. and continue until Nav
a new novel by GEORGE L MAURIER, en-
titled The Tartan, will also begin during
tho wear. IL is not too much to say that no
novel has ever been awaited with such great
expectation rs the successor to Trilby.
The Personal Recollections of Joan of
Arc will continue and will relate the story
of the failure and martyrdom of the Maid
of Orleans. Other important fiction of the
wear will he novelette, by MARX TWAIN,
under the title, Tom Sawyer, Detective;
a numerous three-part tale called Two rtOr-
mons from nuddlety, by LANGDoN Ell
wYS MITCHELL; and short stories BY &C.
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

Some time ago an amorous young
man sent letter to a German lady,
and the postscript was added:
THAT my darling may make no
mistake, remember tlfat | will wear
light pair of trousers and a dark, cut
away coat. In my right hand | will
carry a small cane, and in my left a
cigar.-Iours ever, Adolphe.'
The father replied courteously, stat
ing that his daughter had given him
authority to represent her at the ap-
pointed place at the time agreed on.
His postscript was as follows.
dot mine son may make no mish-
makes, l will be dreshed in my shirt
sleeves: | will wear in mine right
hand Club in mine left hand | will
wear six-shooter. You will recognize
me by de way bats you on de head
goople times twice mid me Club. Wait
for me at de corner, as have some
dings importants to inform YOU nit
Your trent, Heinrich Muller.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18
January Farm Work.
The Breeding of Swine "Burn-
ing Corn for Fuel"

The breeds Of swine have been in
iured TO a certain degree by using
animals for breeding purposes that
were not fully matured. Experiments
made with matured sOws and young
sows show that the cost OF raising pigs
from matured sows is much less than
from the younger, while the losses of
pigs were much greater when the dams
were young 1t has been claimed that
liability to swine cholera and other
diseases is also caused by the use of
immature animals for breeding pur-
poses.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

a. NJ. Cleland, of Dayton, o., tells
a good story of gambler from that
city who has made large fortune
out of saloon and faro room. Last
winter he was in Florida with some
friends, and visited church where
few colored people were engaged in
worship. The roof leaked, and the
pastor prayed most fervently that the
Lord would provide way to repair
the roof Then collection was
started, the pastor saying that special
blessings would be asked for all con-
tributions. One good brother put in
a dime. "a dime from Brudder
Jones. De Lor' bress Brudder Jones'"
Then quarter was received. "Brud-
der johnson quatah. De Lo'd
bress Brudder Johnson" The collec-
tor reached the gambler, who had
made big winning the night before,
and flashing his roll, put a $50 bill in
the hat The almost breathless collec-
tor said: "Wha's de name, sab p
"Never mind the name. I'm a gam
bier from Ohio" The pastor rolled
his eyes up. and, raising his hands,
said in voice choking with emotion
Twenty dollars-gamblah from Ohio.
May de good Lo'd bress and rrospah
de noble gamblah from Ohio" The
gambler says he has prospered ever
since.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

Milk will absorb odors more freely
when cold than when warm, and for
that reason close attention to details
is as necessary in winter rs in sum-
mer.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

neh"rti'tr caIllc i no doubt cruel,
at the time Of operation. hut those
who favor il mhintain HAT cattle
which have b,,n drpriy,. their
horns eat together without ,i.i il.
Jury to one another. ant greater >'l..
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

The two girls were walking along
Woodward avenue talking about their
best young men, of course. At least,
one of them was.
Charley was up to see me last
night she said, with a twitter.
That's twice in week, isn't it y
inquired the other.
Yes and she blushed and gig
gled.
81 suppose he'll come three times in
the next week"
Il suppose So"
"And four times the next."
That's what brother SAYS"
'And five times the next ,"
That's what sister says
"And six times the next ?"
That's what Aunty says
"AnG seven times the next ?"
That's what papa says"
"And then what ~
"Then well get married that's
what everybody says"
"And then what -
"Then | won't see him any more of
an evening that's what mamma says"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1896-01-18

-css HARPER & BROTHERS,
p. o. Box $50, N. Y. City.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
Bells Wheels
Arrested as they. Landed. .
Are the Best.
618 9th st. N. w.

Philadelphia, Aug. 3.-Frcderick Ward
and Mrs. Sarah Jane Williams were ar.
rested yesterday as they came ashore from
the steamer Rhynland, which arrived from
Liverpool. The couple were arrested ON
the affidavit of British Consul Clipperton,
charged with larceny and having eloped
from Upton county of Bruins wick, Eng
land on the oath OF the woman's husband,
George Williams.
The evening times., 1896-08-03

Magdalene Diggs loves. The subtle pas
aion burns in her dusky bosom for winlam
The evening times., 1896-08-03
RUNNERS AT DETROIT.
Coming Meeting Promises to BE the
Best Given in the West.

Coming Meeting Promises to BE the
Best Given in the West.
Detroit, Aug 3.-The Detroit Jockey
Clubs running meeting will open here
Tuesday and &C atinue to August 22. The
international derby will be run on the
opening day, and many of the best three
year olds in the West are entered.
About 600 horses have arrived to take
part in the races, and the list comprises the
majority of the Western and Canadian sta
bles OF note. II. F. Dwyer's Lady 1nez viii
be starter in the derby and will probably
go to the post favorite.
Capt. James Il. Reese OF Memphis VIII be
presiding judge, and Col. Lew Tarleton will
be his associate. James F. Caldwell, the
veteran starter, will handle the flag.
William H. Martin OF Chicago and Col.
Mike Sweeney, the well known ring mana
ger, nave secured the betting privileges.
The coming meeting promises to be one
of the best given in the Westthis year.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
WILL EXPRESS NO OPINION
Cardinal Gibbons Refuses to Tai

Cardinal Gibbons Refuses to Talk
About Finances.
Canton, Ohio, Aug. ga letter was re-
ceived here yesterday in reply to an iu-
quiry from an admirer of Cardinal Glib
bons. The inquirer veutured to ask the
cardinal for his opinion on the currency
question. The reply is as follows:
Baltimore, Nd, July 80.
My dear sir: His eminence directs me
to say in reply to your letter of the goth
instant that, in view OF the diversity
of opinion held on the subject of the
currency l,y experts, men who have made
It life stndy, he would not venture to
express an opinion.
"Yoms very truly,
.WN. A. REARDoN."
The evening times., 1896-08-03
SHOT IN SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Georgia Men Have a Fatal Quarrel
About a Debt.

Savannah, Ga, Aug. 3.-A special to
the Morning News from Thomasville, Ga,
says john T. Rushin shot and killed James
F. Lilly In Sunday school at Metcalf, Ga,
yesterday.
Both men are prominent in county af-
fairs. 1t is thought RushiD was crazy.
He had fallen out with Lilly recently
about an account due by him 10 Lilly.
Both men were at sunda y-schooi in the
Baptist Church. Rushin drew his pistol
and dashed at Lilly, shooting him without
word passing.
Lilly fled to the door and Rhshin pur-
sued and shot him again, and then jumped
on him and cut his throat. Then Rushin
tried to suicide by taking lauda2un, but
yomited the dose, and is now entrenched
in his room with pistol, razor and poison,
vowing be will not be taken alive. .'9
The evening times., 1896-08-03

Royal Blue Line Engines.
Burn coke No smoke. No dust.
Prompt time Excellent Dining Cars.
1y23, 20 ,27 80, aug1 8 ,6.7,e.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
peath Instead of Marriage.

Pittsburg, Pa, Aug. 3.-Mrs. Eliza Rails
ton of No. o Shingles street, this city. who
owned property here and in Buffalo val
ued at $15O O,O00S died yesterday at Oil
City from injuriessreceived in falling from
the Allegheny Valley express Saturday
night en- route to Buffalo, NY. Mrs. Rals-
ton was on her way to meet her affianced.
a man named Mason of Buffalo, to whom
she was to be married at once, and the
couple were to takea wedding trip through
the lake region.
The evening times., 1896-08-03

( Carter and has famed during the passing
OF SIX weeks. On q river excursion they
piighted their troth, and William spent as
much as. $4 In buying ring to adorn the
thick engagement finger of his sweetheart's
left hand.
r Then his siRfatuation, waned, aud where
once the flames OF alteration leaped high
and strong in his heart for the Magdalene
there are now only ashy embers. He loved
another, Mary Ann Giddins, not as comely
as Magdalene, but he loved her. Such is the
perye rseness and fickleness Of mankind.
William never heard of that little verse
which it is we'll for all tardy SWANS to re-
member, Stating how necessary 1t is to
get rid OF the old love before you are on
with the new"
Fresh from the brickyards on Saturday
evening he met Magdalene, and by SUBJ
terfuge, got possession of the ring. Later
in the evening at neighbor's house. gath
cred around bucket OF beer, Mary Ann
deliberately exhibited the ring to the
party, among them poor Magdalene. At
the sight Of it She grabbed the bucket, and
without hesitation, flung the conetnts in
Mary's face.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
Elphonzo Youngs Co.
Only one quality of butter
here-only one price
.75c, Pound,

,2SC round.
and the butter is the finest
and most delicious Elgin
Creamery, for which others
get much more.
Controlling the output of
an Elgin Creamery enables
us to sell fresher butter,
and forless than others.
EIphonzo Youngs Co.
Wholesale and Retail Groeers.
418 9th St, bet. D. and e.
We eloes at sp. n, including Saturday.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
CANNOT Do WITHOUT CUBA
Spain's Existence Depends on
Possessing the Island.
PAYS THE TYRANTS BILLS

For Over a Century the Monarchy
of the People Who Are Now Fight
ing to Be Free-Story of al Escaped
Fugitive.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
MALACHI TOLD THE TRUTH
He Drinks Gin. Gets Drunk,
But Will Not Lie. -
MOSES BERRY's LUCKY EaT EeaY

His Record Was Not Produced in,
Court Against Him-Magdalene's
Love Was Cast Aside by Faithless
william Carter-Polceman Flynn's
Dignity Ruffled by Colored Youth.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
HE CURSED FLYNN.

Policeman Mike Flynn's dignity was vim
dicated when Judge Scott gave a colored
boy with the strange name of Mo!lie Harrs
fifteen days in the workhouse for cursing
Mike at the ball grounds.
.'Your name isn't Mo!lie, is it," asked
Mr.. Pugb.
Yes, sah,'' grinned the boy, not at all
worried over his situation; II wuz named
arter my de'd sister"
Mike related how Mollie commented on
his corpUlency, and made divers other re-
marks calculated to lower and degrade
in the eyes OF the public and the sight of
His Ma jesty Col William G. Moore, the
First, their faithful servant and protector,
Michael Joseph Flynn.
Judge Scott, realizing the gravity OF the
case, cleared his throat and declared he
would, in .furthering the aims and ends IL
justice, stretch out a protecting arm over
his beloved Michael Joseph Flynn, and
free him from the savage structures Oh
his avoirdupois made by the prisoner.
Therefore, he gave the Iatter fort
nights retirement in the workhouse. Exit
Micha ell Flynn, In triumph exit, Molle. with
his thumb TO his nose and the other fingers
in a state OF wiggle.
The evening times., 1896-08-03

LADI ES-W fthOut pretty teeth, sweet
breath, all your other charms and beauty
arc failures. Imperial Tooth POWDER
will beautify. Is cent1 All 0ruRgtsts.
The evening times., 1896-08-03
THE RIVALS BATTLE.

The table was turned over and the rivals
fought on the floor, through the door, into
the alley where William rescued his latest
charmer and helped her TO escape.
Magdalene used her young, healthy
lungs in denouncing the betrayers of her
love and faith. In doing this she had
to answer to a charge OF disorderly Con-
duct before Judge Scott.
Magdaiene is not a bad looking or ILL
hammered girl She was neatly dressed,
her collar, cuffs. and apron We're clean in
spite OF the night she had spent in a
cell, and she had made herself look as
presentabIe as possible. She frankly id
mitted being disorderly, but said she had
great cause for her action, and related
the story to his honor, who, listening
kindly, told her to go home and sin no
more.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-25
YES, +" STRICTLY IN |"
THE STARS NEWSBOYS WILL
HAVE a ZIG TIME.
Turkey and Pig Dinner-Then a Drive
With Mr.. Atherton-Foot Ball With
Z. c. Jones-To Make Music.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving day and
The Star newsboys will be strictly in
it," There is no paper issued and
they will devote the entire day to their
appetites and fancies.
They will live just like rich people
during the whole day. In the morn
ing they will all be up bright and
early. They will eat but very light
breakfast after which they will start
in to get up enormous appetites for
the turkey, roast pig, cranberry sauce,
cakes, soda water, ginger ale, lemon
ade and candies which come later in
the day.
At l o'clock they sit down to a
bountiful repast at Loves bakery. 1t
is their Thanksgiving dinner and is
furnished them by The Star. At 2:3,
o'clock the boys leave The Star office
for a drive about the city. Mr.. j. b
Atherton has placed one of the Tram
company's big four-horse buses al
their service.
The drive will wind up at the Ma
1 lxilli base ball grounds, where the boys
will be admitted to see the foot bal
game through the generosity of Mr.
p. c. Jones.
The ice company has gratuitousll
supplied them with all the ice neces
sary to keen the soda poD COOL
The boys are usually very quieS
but at the solicitation of the foot bal
managers have agreed to do som
roofing" Besides their natural faciI
tiles they will be supplied with til
horns in E major. Walter c. Weedol
furnishes these on behalf of Bruc
Waring G. Co. There will be music i
the air.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-25
Pure

Blood is essential TO perfect health. This
is scientific fact. Every organ, nerve
and muscle must be fed and nourished.
1t is the function OF the blood to furnish
this nourishment, and the quality Of
nourishment these organs receive depends
on the quality Of the blood. II the blood Is
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-25
Rich

Pure and full Of vitality it will properly
feed and support the whole mechanism
OF the body. II it is poor and thin
disease and suffering will be inevitable.
The great success OF Hoods Sarsaparilla
in curing stubborn cases of scrofula,
eczema, rheumatism, neuralgia and
many other similar troubles, is based
upon its power to enrich and purify the
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-25

We are spending more than
our profits on SchiIEng's Best
tea to get you to try it-just
to try it.
Your money back if you
don't like it.
At grocers' in packages.
A chilling & Company
san Francisco
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-25
Blood

This is also the reason for the great popu-
larity of Hoods Sarsaparilla as building
up medicine. By making pure, rich blood,
it gives vigor and vitality even in try
ing seasons, when, owing to impover-
ished blood, thousands are complaining OF
weakness and WEAKNESS, lack of energy
and ambition, and that tired feeling.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-25
BOYS STAR
SHIRT WAISTS.
We have just received big assortment of these
CELEBRATED WAISTS,

including great many of the dark patterns for which
mothers have been asking of late.
Remember these the best grade made by the Star
folks We retail them for 81 each There cheaper
grades made by the people, bearing the marks
Don't be misled We handle only the No. grades
Now is the time to make your selections before the
assortment is broken
Buy your boy half dozen for Christmas together with
IA suit of our popular Ready to- Wear Clothes.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1896-12-12
There Is Nothing So Good.

There is nothing just as good as
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs, and Colds, so
demand it and do not permit the
dealer to sell you some substitute.
He will not claim there is anything
better, but in order to make more
profit he may claim something else
to be just as good. You want DR..
Kings New Discovery because you
know it to be safe and reliable, and
guaranteed to do good or money re-
funded. For Coughs, Colds, Con-
sumption and for all affections of
Throat, Chest and Lungs, there is
nothing so good as is DR.. Kings
New Discovery. Trial bottle free
of J. F. Cook, Jr., Druggist.