The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-06-10
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

All Sorts OF paragraphs.
= Truth loves to be looked in the
face.
"A sunbeam in the hca t is bound
to light the face.
: One who boasts Of his honesty
will bear watching.
Fine sense is not half 80 useful
as common sense.
= A covetous rich man may be said
to freeze before the FIRE.
= He that wants the earth will be
sure to get it when he dies.
"A boy all his life is the object Of
some ones suspicious.
There is nothing in mourning a
loss that cannot be restored.
= Fourteen veterans Of the war Of
1872 are living.
- Diligence is fair fortune, and
industry a good estate.
1t would be we'll if some dreams
were realities, and many more reaiities
dreams.
This year the Prince Of Wales
will have been Grand Master of the
English Free Masons for 81 years.
In New Mexico 6s per cent. Of
the population attend church while in
Wisconsin only 80 per cent. are church
goers.
Some one has said that the man
who has an itching for success must
constantly keep scratching. Laziness
is the only sure incubation against
the disease.
- Professor" said a graduate.
trying to be pathetic at parting,
am indebted to you for ALL know
"Pray do not mention such a trife,
was the reply.
"A mass Of cells weighing 800
pounds clogged the waterwheel which
runs the electric plant Of Riyerhead
l.. l., and the town was in darkness
for several hours.
- The late Sir Andrew CLARK, the
eminent English physician, said on
one occasion that7 out of 10 hospital
patients owed their i'll health to the
use of alcohol.
1t is said that a ma1 who wons
buy a paper because he can boron
one, has invented a machine by which
he can cook his dinner by the sInoke
of his neighbours chimney.
- Visitor: "Well, Freddy, how
many brothers have you Freddy
~ have one, but sister Sallie has
two" "Whyy how is that ? Who are
they?' me and my brother.
- Proud Pop Ito old bachelorfriepD
II tell you, Dawson, there's no baby
like my baby Dawson-"I'm glad
you've walked up to that fact. knew
mighty we'll there never was q baby
like the n you desired"
- Ethel Gotrox "Papa, you must
let me marry Jack. He says he posi-
lively cannot live without me another
day" Old Gotrox: "This is more
serious than I thought il was. I had
no idea be was so hard up as that.
One hundred tons Of cats tails
were recently sold at once for the
purpose Of o%rramenting ladies' appa-
rel. This means that, assuming an
average cat s tail to weigh two ounces.
no fewer than 1892, 600 pussies had
to be killed.
For several years the number Of
lost children reported to and by the
New York City police las remained
about $500 per annnm. THo-thirds
of them are boys, arr the largest
number are lost in the poorer quarters
of the East side. Very few New York
children are deserted.
The tallest man in Maine is w.
81. Kelley, Of Philips. he is six feet
ten inches tall, and Of symmetrical
build, weighing more than 200 pounds.
He rides a bicycle, which he had to-
have made expressly for his own use,
because of. the length Of his legs. He
is leader Of the local correct band.
-"I have here" said the agent a
little book that will show you how
be your own lawyer" aEfit Toules1
show me how to be somebody else''s
lawyer" said the man with the black
beard that was gray at the roots, 81
might buy it. But what is the use
fer aman to learn how torob hisself
- Mothers will find Chamberlains
Cough Remedy especially valuable for
Group and %whooping cough. It will
'give prompt relief and is safe and
pleasant. We have sold it for several
years and it has never failed to give
tie most perfect satisfaction. CIV.
Richards, Duquesne, Pa. Sold by
Hill Bros.
= The boy looked a good deal puz-
zled and was silent for such q long
time as to attract his mothers attention
"What are you thinking about? she
inquired. II want to ask a question,
only I can't get it so that it womb
sound mixed up" "W'hat is it2s
"Why when m elephant shakes his
trunk is he wagging his tail
"A little maid of z years attended
the wedding of an elder brother. The
Episcopal service, heard for the first
time, made a deep impression on Her
mind. A few days later she called TO-
see the bride, and found her sitting
on her husbands lap. Looking al
them wistfully few moments,
exclaimed, ooh, yes I see-to hay
and to hold"
- Mr.. James Perdue, IN oldssoldier
residing at Monroe, Mich, was severely
afflicted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He says:
SAT times my back would ache s
badly that I could hardly raise up.
If I had not gotten relief I would not
be here to write these few lines.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
me a great deal Of good and I.feelvaFgs
thankful for it," For sale by Hill
Bros.