New-York tribune., 1896-09-30
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ION the rear OF "A special train)
with apologics to RuGyard Klpling.


ION the rear OF special train)
with apologies to RuGyard Klpl'ng
We have heard some silly speaking II yS' Plfds so,
An some spoke common-sense an svlis r s ~ ,hess
But Bill Bryan was the tamesi Of Si the lo'
We never got biz o sense are IrV'f by f, day
Tho b1o'' he caught his nomination with thrill
He found afterward he'd Iitte le. o r Ssyond n.
SO here's to yer billy Bryan from oeSo"" '''
Keep N5T't ON talking king sayln norhn an you'll wonder
rrdan@S wIcfv heard you once or twice. If you como
We'll ofrS rsat Sso You as they treated Brother sewa
down In Maine
An he even quotes the Scriptures IN his tax,
hsres none ;El 80 D@9 srr2in @s RfT ns 0
Hes A daisy he's a ducky. he's lAmb, ,o
Hes a candidate that doesn't give damn
For logic. argument or common ,,.o,d ,ha
So here's to yer Billy Bryan from oeyohu mo
You may moi know it, Billy, but you're talking
If vo want 10 be our President best go back
An learn that wind amt argument nor the work.
ingman fool -'ihdiahapo''' ''"
.Its no use"' said the pepper. gloomy ms
more piouant and penetrating am. the more III
sneezed at"
The Revolt in the Serago.-Pad, yet firm WIN YIN
the light Of the New Fra shining in the eyes. the
fourteenth wife of the Pacha OF Boomtarara S'00'
':G Il viii be your slave longer" she said i sha'
rha pa cha smiled Yusef" said he TO the func-
tionary with the snickersnee VIII yid.rs yUd nrs.I'
And thus was the new woman movement q"e
In Its nciplercy .-(lndianapoils 'ouih"'
Ar q potical meeting Of coored men IN bdl'i-
more the other evening one OF the speakers sau
"It don't make no difference what de h"o"eS "
made Of 1t may be made OF silver OF oi pap. "
II NAV be IN old ceuloid poker emp. but IL u nos
do promise oh de Gov ment redeem IL IN soiu IL
T. good II Il can stand up its aidge ana say 70
ia wboIe world 4 know dat my redeemer hVetn
and that there is a gold dollah in de Treasury 10
redeem me- then 1t is good doiah' ana we heednt
be afraid OF IT, Ahm for sound money-Ah ann
co,noral TO sodier)-why is the blade of the
sabre curved instead Of straight! <
Private-It is curved in order TO give more force
70 VCorpopaiMHumbug r The sabre is curved so as to
FIT the scabbard II II was ssn now Sou
get II into the crooAeu 'O'oo"u' ''0N"'N"'
(Fliegende Batter
n, - 19s employees In nineteen Illinois cities and
,ours canyassed by The Chicago Tribune" l0si7
declared themselves for Mckinley, ISL for Bryan.
and 2s4 are scattered between Palmer and Lever.ng
or are non n-committal The most significant show
ing Is made by the railway shops At Aurora, when
IS headquarters for the Chicago division o. the
Burlington road, 565 employees In the Burlington
shops voted for Mckinley. while only Il expressed
a preference for Bryan In the Burlington shops
at Galesburg AS men voted for Mckinley and y
for Bryan. OF the Burlington engineers y'5 arc
for Mckinley and 20 for Bryan; OF Burlington train.
men, t25 for Mckinley and % for Bryan; OF track.
men, l2J for Mckinley and % for Bryan.
good story Is told of Oliver T. Morton and Gen:
eral George A Sheridan The two orators travelled
together during campaign. and made speecnes
Jointly First Morton would speak and then ne
would be followed by Sheridan, who ras one or ,he
brightest and wittiest of orators. Sleridan hau
remarkable memory. and was very fond OF piac,
tical ioke Morton used TO write ms speeches., anu
trusted chiefly his notes. Durirg the campaish
he delivered the same speech sood many ,in,es,
and Sheridan had become so familiar Win IL 'na'
lie knew IL by heart. -,
one day when they came befort meeting. Sneri'
dan whose turn II to first address, the audience
got up and rccited Morton's speech word Tor WoIu.
TO the dismay OF the Governor When II was 'no
iatter's turn he did not know "hat 10 say anu Nv
had 10 plead illness. - oh-
IL was a long time before Norton forgave sne,s snet,
dan the trick and he had to make a solemn prohlso
not to repeat II before Morton would agree 10 con-
tinue their Joint tour-lBoson Journal