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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
Tho Man Afraid of His Wife.

If there is u man on earth to be pitictl
1t IS he who is afraid of his wife There
Is something very sad, and ut tho same
time u trilic ludicrous about such ease.
10 sec man, who has always styled him
self the master, meckly following the adj
vice and Gbcying the dictum of ono Of The
So called weaker SEX must do the hearts
of some "new women M infinite deal OF
good.
l doubt II woman ever respects man
whom she can twist about her little finger
or one Of thoso men who arc subservirut
to her every beck and call, and who ac;s
afraid of her Neither on the other hand,
do most women like tho tyrannical de-
scription u! spnuses. y happy medium l.;
the approved style, but It's very hard to
find ono OF the sort. Men nowadays are
either too meek and mild, or else too ".
rannicnl to suit M up TO date woman.-
Philadelphia Times.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
SEEING PARIS.
Ono Method by Which 1t May BE Accom-
piShcd In II Week.

piishcd In Week.
\ Paris correspondent of tho Pitt sburg
Dispatch sayE tourist may sec Paris in
week, ana he submits the following itin-
Grary:
First Day.-Drivc to Drexcl's or Mon
ror's to get some money. Steal as many
American newspapers from the reading
rooms MS possible. Take lunch at n boule.
ward restaurant. Kick at the bill Take
cnb and visit Metre Dame, tho morgue,
the Sainie Cmlpcllo, tho pnlais dc justice
Rhd the Cluny museum. Wind up at that
big shop called the Bon Mnrchc, ana fin
ish tho afternoon looking around. tio to
bed Immediately after dinner.
Second Dny.-Gu to the Bon Marrhc and
stay till dark. OF course only tho ladies do
this IL will give IL chance for tho mon of
tho party To 90 down To Hcnry's Ameri-
can bar and stay till dark.
Third Day.-Gct up lato and take the la
dies Ia that big shop called the Louvre.
Tho men 90 TO reabuut heir steamer tick
OTIS and then make "a trip To the Care din
Nord to get some extra trunks ont OF bond
a II meet ut he Louvre; take lunch mt tho
cakcshop opposite, then 90 to The Louvre
again and stay ali day buying gloves. In
tho evening 20 10 tho Grand Opera, where
the whole party goes To Sleep from sheer
fatigue.
Fourth Day.-Scc about the wash Be-
gin packing tho gloves Start for Yer
s:illcs. Get back in timo To tako II drive
through the Bos dc Boulognc. AT night
the men VI the party go To tho Moulin
Ruirr
h'ii;h Day.-Thc men go out alone and
the women go out alone The latter buy
hats on the Rue Royu!c. Tho former 20
TO bank Tor some more money. In the
evening ride on the top of m omnibus
from Tho Madeleine to the linslille and
back
Sixth Day.-Evcrybody goes shopping.
In tho evening pack trunks
Seventh Day.-Einish shopping, engage
the omnibus To take us to the railway sta
ton, ami take nap in the afternoon. The
train for ilnvre is waiting, and SO goodby
To Paris
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
TALES OF TIE TINES.
Row tho aInjor and the Colonel swnppcd
LcEs. ~.

Major John ". Burst Of Chicago, who
was uunr,ermns,er general Of tho G. a. r.
under Commander in Chief I.awler last
year, is ono OF III, greatest practical jokers
i'm the country. and his mirthful propcnsl-
tics will rcrp out u, Lc least shadow of u
cbnuc, for fun. Colonel Jack Stephens,
also OF Chicago, Is not 50 much given that
way, ana very often cant sre any fun In
Bursts nonsense Both lost their right
legs ncnr tho hips during tho war, and
Willie Burst is about D feet inches In
height, stephens Is pretty closn to q foot
in his stockings.
I,urs; WAS ON tho G. \. r. national Den-
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
Tho Two NIntol,cn.

One day there was traveller in tho
woods in California in tho dry scason,
{fwhen the trade winds were blowing strong.
He had ridden long way, and he was tired
Sand hungry and dismounted from his
!1horso to smoke pipe. But when he felt
/ in his pocket no found but two matches.
He struck tho first, and it would not ignite.
Hero is u pretty state o. things" snid
,Sthe traveller. Dying for smoke. Only
s,one match left and that certain to miss
= fire. Was there ever creature SO unfortu-
4natep And yet" thought tho traveller,
Stsssupposc l light this match and smoke
my pipe and shake out the dottlo here in
the grass. The grass might catch on fire,
) for, 1t Is dry like finder, and while snatch
out the flames In front they might eya,io
and run behind mo and seize upon yon
bush of poison oak. Before I could reach
! 1t that would have blaZcd UP. Over the
bush l see pine tree hung with moss.
That, too, would ily in fro upon the in
slant to Its topmost Dough, and the flame
:of that long torch, how would tho trade
wind take and brandish that through tho
.inflainMablo forest? / hear this dell roar
in u moment with the joint voice Of wind
and fire. | zee myself gallop for my soul,
end the flying con!iagration CHASE and out
flank Inc through tho hills. l sec this
pleasant forest burn for days, and the cnt-
tie roasted, and the springs dried uD and
tho farmer ruined, ana his Children cast
upon the world What q world hangs llpon
this molnentl"
33ssgsWith that ho struck the match, and it
missed fro.
500 ~ Thank God, said tho traveller, and he
Srit his Pipe In his pocket. Tho Late II. L.
eStayerson In LonEmans Aiagazins.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03

Senator Stewalt's calamity wall to
the effect that the decentralization of
silver had resulted in u decline and fall
OF nlatrimony is punctured by Clerl, Bird
OF the marriage license bureau, who
shows that business in the counulJial
line is booming. The senator has got his
cart before his hose. II is matrimony
that is demonctizing the people. -Phil-
adelDhia Record.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
Told by Colonel winston.

Colonel Patrick Horny Winston, who
canc originally from North Carolina, was
appointed by President Harrison United
States attorney for tho new stntc of WASH
ington. Shortly after receiving his APP
pointmcnt u certain alleged lawyer of
Lewis county called on Colonel Winston ut
his Office in Spokane and asked to be chus.
eli ms deputy attorney.
sam, snid tho colonel In his most i'm
prcssivc manner, 'nuthing would please
mo better thnn to appoint You il circum-
stances would admit; but, say, Sam. there
ought to bo ono lawyer In this Office ut
least"
Colonel Winston told mo few days nyo
while passing through Chicago on his way
home, tho circumstances OF his first cusu
nj law. Ho snid:
81 Ind graduated in law nnd settlcd in
Virginia town to practice. My first case
wns tho defense Of II negro who Ind been
arrested for larceny. / not only conducted
the examination of tho wit ncsscs with con
sunmato skill, AS thought but made u
speech so full Of ununswGrablo logic and
sweeping eloquoncu that couldn't SEQ how
jury could possibly do otherwise ,han
discharge my client.
Tho jury retired about tho middle Of
tho day to consider the case, and l went
AS camo down toward tho courthouse
after dinner met mulntto fellow had
seen lettering about the court and asked
him If the jury had rendered IL verdict in
the case of Sam Beard, my client
Vans, sab, do jurys done como in,
sab, no replied.
What did thoy do?' inquired.
Tell your marStrr tho trilling scamD
replied, dat jury's dono Como DINNER
cratic
THAT settled It,. know that when q
jury had done gone dimmcruratic' In n
negro case In Virginia my client had got
tho full extent of the law, fuct that was
substantnted upon further Investigation
of the jury's verdict
~ tho time when Somo rcnl estate spec-
ulators were attempting Ia huom he town
of Anacortos, on Fidnlgo island, in Puget
sound, Colonel Winston was visiting tho
place, and an enthusiastic boomer was
showing him about tho city, and while
they were standing on the street that
frontcd tho harbor II small whale spoutcd n
little column of water u few hundred wards
away.
SEQ thatI' exclaimed the boomer.
Not many cities can have whales in view
from tho front streets. But Anacortcs
can"
Ycs, f" tho colonel replied, "you have
whales on tho front streets, sharks on the
back streets and suckers everywhere. -
| Chicago Times Herald
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
Maggie M.tchell's Idea.

Maggie Mitchell once told questioning
woman TINT she always wore divided
skirts, although Mt tho timo of this con
vcrSaiion the Mfmrcatcd garment was
scarcely known ou.E.dc the world Of tho
stage. Miss Mitchell said that almost nil
actresses wore this pctticoat because thcy
found that ii gave most freedom Of gait
ana grace to ones movements She also
snid that she had her skirts trimmed with
lace or embroidery, put on wrong side ont
aud that this was another mutton prevalent
in "thc profession Because you sec"
she cSplainyd, "in getting in or ont Of a
carriage or y street ear it is the undcrsidc
eS tho cdsing that shows and only that"
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
INTERNATIONAL VALUES.
No One Nation Cnn Maintain the Relative
Values of Two Metals.

NO ohc Shtlon Cnn Nnfntafn the Relative
Values of Two Metals.
Question Can tho United States
alone maintain bimetallism?
Answer. No.
Question Why not?
Answer. Because no QUO nation in
the world can fix and maintain interna-
tionnl values, and certainly mono can Fix
and indefinitely maintain tho relative
wines of any two metals. II wc put ar
bltrary relative values on gold and sill
yer, the one we valued below the price
fixed by supply and demand III the
world markets would seek other coun-
tries, where its values and purchasing
power would 10 greater, while The one
we valued above the market price would
remain with us and become the standard
of value by which we conduct our bust.
ness
Question. Are you in favor of the
independent FREQ coinage of silver by
the United States:
Answer. No; for the reason that
that would infallibly mean silver mcn-
oniGtallism
Qucstion-Why so?
Answer because gold is worth 30
times as nnch us silver in tho markets
OF the world today. III other words, an
ounce of gold is worth us mnch us 81
ounces CT silver, and tho United States
cannot change that relative valuation
ami permanently maintain such change
By simply passing 4 law that an ounce
OF gold shall he worth lG ounces of sill
Yer ana 10 more, and rs one can obtain
Ill any of the markets Of the world 10.
day more than 500 grains of standard
silver for % $40 grains of standard
gold our passing free coinage law that
any one from any part of the world who
brings 4l21a grains of standard silver
to our mint shall receive 81, which, by
law, shall pass current the same as s
containing % 10 grains of standard
gold, wouh instantly cause gold to DO
Withdrawn from circulation, and Il2%
grains of silver would thus become tho
standard by which the worth of our dol
lar would he measured =" Merchant"
IN Charlotte IN. c. Observer.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1896-01-03
Some Great Values Told OF!

There are many in the store which are not in print
Handy Volume Classics The pick Of the poets, the
covers Of English Silk Cloth silver stamped Donohue Hen
neberry Cos price, SOC; The price here that will ring
orders filled also.
Heavy TwllIed Scotch Crash for roller towels Twenty
seven pieces will go out flying at &C. a yard
Wneburg's Babeskin Soap sold by the maker at &c. is
marked here 1oc package Of two cakes This is don't
ask why price-lts come quickifyouwant-any price
Special drive in wide Unbleached Canton Flannel Ten
cases of l219c. quality at &C. a yard
Halr Brushes, II rows pure bse, olive wood backs
25c. II we said soc. we would say more than most.
Two cases Bingham, in lengths up to IS yards prnc-
pay Spring Colorngs, oc yard. This about 12Hc stuff
- Al the great poets fine cloth binding, gold embossed
Matt, Rettew & Clay,
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
Mississippians .Snuhbcd.

The Washington correspondent Of
the Commercial- Appeal, u"der date of
September %, among other things,
contains the following:
1.-The recent appointment Ct l.. &.
Anderson as district attorney for
Northern Mississippi is regarded here
as u tlagrant violation Of an agreement
entered into by President Cleveland
and the Mississippi congressional dele
gatiou. Under that agreement Seoa-
tor Walthall was allowed to select the
district attorney for the State and
Fuller Fox. ibe incumbent. was APP
pOipted. Fox was recently nominated
for congress, and consequently James
&c. Longstree, OF Grenada was selected
under Cleveland's agreement by the
delegation for the uneXpired term,
but Cleveland insisted upon appoint
ing Anderson OF kosci'sllo, an I'D dvorale
of The gold standard. who j. sa;'! here
to- have been recommended by Col.
Charles Hnwrie. assistant attorney
general at Washington aud Of late Il
member Of the National Democratic
committee for Mississippi, IN prejudice
OF Longstreet, who is ii presidential
elcc,or from the State-'t-iarge on the
BRYAN and Sewall ticket. Mr.. Alder
son was not un applicant for the place. y
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26

John A. Scott, division passenger
agent for the Illinois Central, is get
ting out $4,000 hand bills announcing
that William J. Bryan will be in Mem
phis on October 5. Mr.. Scott is also
figuring on tariff sheet extending
from Natchez to Paducah, and reach
ing Grenada on the main line south,
on which the round trip rate to Mem
phis for the occasion will be about
half Of one fare. He also wired w. J..
Murray, the agent at New Orleans, sug-
cestipg that he make q low rate from
as far south as McComb City, Miss.
All OF the other railroads are figuring
On doing the biggest business Of their
history on that occasion. - Memphis
numerical "A pteal, Sept. 16.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
GRENADA, MISS, SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 26, 1886
ILLINOIS FOR BRYAN
Congressman Alien Says the State Will
Give Him $4,000 Majority.

NASHVILLE Tenn. Sept. 22,-Con-
gressm, J ,hn Allen. Of Mississippi,
arrived IA he city this morning. Mr..
Allen was at the Democratic headquar-
ters for an hour, and quite large num-
ber OF visitors and local Democrats call
ed or him there. Mr.. Allen in speak
ing OF the outlook in Mississippi said
that at least 80 per cent of the votes of
that State we're for Bryan. He thought
this q very Conservative estimate. Mr..
Allen said he had just been on a trip
through Missouri, Illinois, Indiana
and Kentucky, and he belived he was
safe TO predict that they would all 90
for Bryan. Illinois by d majority Of at
least 5O.0O0.-Special to The Times
Democrat.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
Execution Sale.

T.. CAuN.
I. T. BAILEY,
BY virtue of an execution to me d.
rec,cd by W. G. Penn, J. p. Of Gre
NADIA county in above styled cause I
will. on tie lst Monday of October, A.
D.. 1896, within legal hours, at the
court house, in the city of Grenada,
Miss, sell to the highest bidder for
cash the undivided 10 interest Of said
z. Il. Bailey in 80 acres south end OF
southwest quarter of northeast quar-
ter, section %, township ~, range 1,
east; northwest quarter of southeast
quarter, and northwest quarter OF
southwest quarter, and west half OF
north east quarter, and east half OF
northwest quarter, and west half OF
southwest quarter of southeast quar-
ter and southeast quarter of south
west. quarter, less 30 acres, section
10, township y, range ), east,
lying in Grenada county. Miss. to sat
isfy a judgment for 1865 "a. interest
and costs, in favor of plaintiff VS.. de-
fcndent, rendered by W. G. Penn on
August 3lst, A. d., 1896.
W. +. MARTIN. Sheriff.
Sept. l2-3t.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26

\ tonic treatment is the best for
Coughs. Colds and LaGrippe. Groves
Tasteess Chill Tonic is guaranteed to
cure or money refunded.
M +. '96-4m
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
<on-t.c.',ltnt NUtire.


state o. Mississippi, Ch%norry sCourt
GrenHdA County.
No. l0l". TO ZAck Y. BAL Y. whose
y. O. address is Alma, Arkansas,
MN:. L1',N ). BAILEY,
FRANK BAILEY. Il H,.
You arc commanded toappear before
the Chancery Court Of Grenada Coun-
ty. said State, on the 3d Monday in
October. 1896, to defend the suit in
said Court. wherein Mrs. Lucy A..
Bailey is complainant. and wherein
YOU are Il defendant.
This September Sth. 1896.
/. c. PERRY. Chancerv Clerk.
r. HORTON, Attorney.
Grenada. Miss, Sept II, lSoG-4t.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26

Sold by druggists as follows:
VENO'S CURATIVE SYRUP is the best
and only scientific cure. 1t permanently
cures malaria (chills aud fever, and thor
oughly cures setarrh. constipation and
liver trouble. 1t strengthens the nerves,
clears the brain. invigOrates the stomach
and purifes the blood, leaving no H.! effects.
This medicine has for its body the famous
Llandrindod water, the great germ destroy
or and blood purifier, and when used with
VENOS ELECTRIC FLUID will cure the
worst and most desperate eases rhcun,a-
tism, paralysis, sciatcl. ncurale ia and all
aches and pains. No home should be with
out these medicines. They are sold at 800
each. twelve for s. 90. ASK your druggist to
get Neno's Curative Syrup and NenO's
Electric Fluid f'ryou.
SIR NJ. MACKENZlE'S CATARRIi CURE
relieves in minutes. IOcts. At drug stores.
For sale by d. o. SEMM ES, Grenada. Miss.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
Notice to Publishers.

We have for sale u secondhand,
quarter-medium job press (l0xl5) in
good condition. Will be sold at n bar
gain. Address THE SENTINEL,
Grenada, Miss.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
Young Men and Young Women
SCHOLARSHIP $50 THIS MONTH,

Wyatt's Business Colleges, at Jack
son and Meridian, are doing all they
can for Mississippians, and tuition will
only be $40 to those entering this
month. Don't miss this opportunity.
No better schools in the land for Book
keeping, Shorthand, etc. $40 96
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1896-09-26
ACpGat Explosion

Occurred at the Chicago
Store in this city Saturday.
The shock was felt for
miles around, and hundreds
of people hocked to the
store to witness the most
wonderful explo sion of
prices. To say the people
we're thunderstruck at the
low prices shown them on
their superior quality of
goods is a mild expression,
but the piles of goods car
ried away speak for them
selves. You will trade here
always if you trade here
once. This store is located
on main Street, North of
Newburger Cotton Co.,
this city.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17
Tho Pope.a Private Apartments.

To the pope's bedroom only his pri-
vate valet and his secretaries have ac-
cess. 1t is of small dimensions, and con-
tains only bed, in an alcove adorned
with graceful marble columns, writ
ing table, an armchair and kneeling
stool and one wardrobe.
Besides these, there is his private
study, in which the table and chair
stand upon little carpeted platform,
other tables being placed ON each side
upon the floor, together with an ex-
tremely uncomfortable but magnificent
straight backed armchair, which is one
of the gifts offered on the occasion of
the episcopal jubilee. There is, more
over, little room containing only an
old lounge and an old fashioned easy
chair with "wings, and nothing else.
It is here that the holy father retires
to take his AFTERNOON nap, and the ro-
bust nature of his nerves is proved by
the fact that he lies down with his eyes
facing the broad light of the window.
This private apartment occupies the
second floor, according to Italian reckon
ing, though we Americans should call it
the third. 1t is on level with Raphael S
loggie. The floor above it is inhabited
by Cardinal Rampolla, the secretary of
state. Marion Crawford in Century.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17
A Valuable Pre.erIptIon.

Edgar Morrison Of Worthington, Ind.
Sun, writes; "You have valuable
prescription in electric bitters, and l
can cheerfully recommend it for con-
stipation and sick headache, and as a
general system tonic system tonic 1t
has no equal" Mrs. Annie Stehle,
1926 Cottage Grove Ave, Chicago was
all run down could not eat nor digest
food, had q backache which never left
her and felt tired and weary, but six
bottles of electric bitters restored her
health and renewed her strength
Prices 80 cents and 81 at Eagle drug
store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17

Sir Herbert Maxwell, NJ. p, retells a
tale about the lord high commissioner
ship Of the general assembly of the
Church of Scotland. When Mr.. Disraeli
was forming his administration in 1874,
a certain noble earl, noted, in addition
to many estimable qualities, for his fe-
cundity of forcible expletive, expressed
a strong desire to become maHter of the
buckhounds. "Well, said Disraeli, 81
had myself thought of that post for your
lordship, but the truth is that her maj
esty is very particular about the Ian
guage used in the hunting field, so
have determined to submit your name
for her approval as lord high commits
sioner to the general assembly," And tc
that post he was appointed accordingly.
Westminster Gazette.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17
Mo Ideal Pnnncea.

James L. Francis, alderman, Chica-
go, says: 81 regard DR.. Kings Aew
discovery as an ideal panacea for colds
coughs and lung complaints, having
used it in my family for the last Eve
years to the exclusion of physicians
prescriptions and other preparations
Rev. John Burgus, Keokuk, Iowa,
writes: 81 have been a member OF
the Methodist Episcopal church for 81
years OF more, and have never found
anything so beneficial, or that gave
me such speedy relief as DR.. Kings
new discovery" Try this ideal cough
remedy now. Trial bottle free al
Eagle drug store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17

The Rev. Robert Mac Donald is one Of
Boston's clergymen who may be describ-
ed as sympathetic preachers. He has an
easy presence in the pulpit and a face
whose character denotes sympathy.
When in the mid& of a warm passage Of
his sermon, his words pour out in tor
rent and by the very impetuosity with
which he himself seems carried away he
holds his hearers and puts his thoughts
into the minds of those whom he has
brought into sympathy with him. -Bos-
iOn Traveller.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17
Feed The Nerves

Upon pure, rich blood aud you need
not fear nervous prostrarlon. Nerves
are weak when they are improperly
and lnsufllclently neurlsheS. Pure
blood is their proper food, and pure
blood comes by taking Hoods sarsapa-
rilla, which is the greatest and best
nerve tonic. 1t also builds up the
whole system.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17

There is talk of running an electric
freight railroad up Mount Popocata-
petl in Mexico $4,000 feet above the
sea, and into The crater as means Of
getting sulphur out to market.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17

Fruit will be even better in north
era New Mexican than last year. when
there was a large crop. The wool
crop is somewhat short, but even that
is better than was predicted some
weeks ago.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17
Tho Oldest Known.

A French medical paper prints what
is believed to be the Oldest known med
ical recipe. 1t is tonic for the hair, and
its date is 1000 b. @. 1t was prepared
for an Egyptian queen and required
dogs paws and asses hoofs to be boiled
with dates in oil.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17

Gold, silver, copper, iron, tin, lead,
mercury, sulphur, carbon, antimony,
bismuth and zinc were the only miner
ais known at the time of the discovery
of America.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1896-07-17
Complained to tho wrong Man.

The mendicant stood before the way
farer with outstrotched hand.
"Please, sir, he said, II have seen
better days"
"Well, that's no affair Of mine" said
the wayfarer. "Make your kick to the
weather man if you don't like this kind
Of a day. "-Chicago Post.