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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
LAWRENCE HANLEY.
This Celebrated Actor VIII Appear Here
inaNew aud Clever Comedy.

The Richmond friends Of Lawrence
Haney, and they arc many. will be glad
10 welcome him at the Academy Of Music
on Thursday evening in his new play.
The Eighth Commandment" q comedy
OF Partisan life IN which We are shown
that one or TWO white lies do nor 20
amiss ii they bring JOY and happiness
10 many who are estranged ana few
who have but little money. The play
is taken from the prize story OF the New
York Herald. in which they offered $1,000
FOR the best short tale IN the Christmas
number of the Herald. IL Is original IN
its treatment and Plot. and VIII no doubt
create quite ar interest I'm Richmond.
Mr.. Haniey viii be- remembered FOR his
excellent work while a leading member
OF the great Booth and Barrett Company.
and later with his own beautiful play
called THE Players lie Is surrounded
with 4 fine company. among which is the
beautiful and excellent actress Mis-
Ellleauor Carey. one OF the best ana
representative actresses of New York
Mrs Frank 'Tannchill. considered the
greatest character actress in this country
and the pretty and we'll known Ida Bur
rOughs. VINO MAYS the juvenile part IN
the comedy. Among the men are Mcssrs
Coulter Brinker. harry Clifton. George
Gibson Frank Laucr. ana Joseph Hamii-
ton. Mr.. Tuthlll McHavormayre has done
everything towards making the play "a
success and Manager Isith feels assured
the Richmond theatre-gOers will be given
the success OF the season and enjoy "A
great treat I'm 1.-The Eighth Command
meutr Thursday night
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

Thousands of BDsnois Of oysters Being
sold at Kemnneratiye Prices.
HUNTSVILLE, VA, oct. l2.-Special.-
Notwithstanding continued cold and dis
agreeable weather, our farmers are SOW
inS wheat, harvesting corn and potatoes,
and rounding up the years work gem
orally. Farmers are sowing more wheat
than usual. and seem much more inclined
10 live within themselves than they have
formerly done.
The oyster industry seems TO be I'm
prosperous condition. Thousands of BUSH
els are now being shipped weekly from
tho Rarpahannock. and are bringing re-
muneratIve prices.
Politically the white people are mostly
Of one way OF thinking, and are going TO
vote for Bryan.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

The Sub-Commitiee Recommends That a
Charter BE Granted 1t.

A subcommittee, consisting of Messrs
Bloomberg chairman, burton, King, ana
Pollock, appointed by the Street Commit
tee. went out 10 Lee district yesterday
afternoon TO look into the practicablity
OF granting a franchise TO the Lee DIS
trict Street Railway Company 10 run a
line from Broad TO Main streets ana re-
turn. application having been made by
this company To the Council.
The subcommittee, after investigation,
decided to recommend 10 the Street Com
mittee that FRANCHISE be granted.
The proposed route is by way of ALI
son street, and Park avenu. and the new
railway Will be independent OF either OF
the Old companies
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
A Nidweek Cabinet Meeting.

WASHINGTON, oct. l3.-Presiisnt
Cleveland and MS official advisers were in
Cabinet session fer an hour and halt
to-day discussing topics TO be considered
in the annual reports OF the executive
Offices and in tho Presidents message.
All the Cabinet officers we're present ex-
ccpt Secretary Carlisle, who Is in the CITY,
but is busiy engaged in the preparation
Of some campaign speeches TO be 1ehvS
cred i'm Kentucky. Secretary Francis, OF
the Int r.or Department attended To-
day his first Cabinet meeting. and Was
warmly welcomed by his associates.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

The wednesday Club held SIS first reg
ular rehearsal for the season Of 1863
last night at the hall OF the Y. NJ. &. y.
building, Sixth and Main streets.
There were only about llO members
present, the weather being unfavorable
and the evening was spcnt In looking
over some o. gte new music selected.
The club starts out with excellent pros
poets. about twenty-five applications for
membership being presented Ut the first
mentlnE.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
Committee Meetings.

The following committees viii be held
in the city Hall this Afternoon
Committee Oh ORDINANCES, room -,
Il. NJ.
Committee on Health. room II. z T. NJ
Subcommittee on Grounds and Build
ings, appointed 10 inquire into the con-
dition Of the city Han. room 3. =. NJ.
Committee on Fire Alarm and Police
Telegraph, room II. $50 II. NJ.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
poo AND ROSY snow IS poPULAn.
he Little Dumb Actors Dr aw Goo
NrnMds al tNening Performance.

VTVW'If ~ y TTIITIN T II TUT 'HTTIVF'
AS an evidence OF the popularity OF
trained animal SHOWS IN Richmond the
Sipe Doeman. and Blake pony show was
greeted with another large and apprecia-
tive audience last evening.
Professor Il. j. Bake Is undOubted-
~ the world S most famous trainer OF
domestic animals and the entertainment
that he provides is without doubt the
lest and most satisfactory in tho his
tory Of dog and pony shows. The feats
performed by the little dumb actors are
surprising and amusing Ia the extreme.
ana clearly demonstrates that Professor
Blake Is equal 10 the occasion.
The privilege given the children to ride
the beautiful little ponies after each
performance is treat foi the little ones
seldom accorded by any other show. and
is greatly appreciated.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
MANY Marriage Licenses.

A nun Ter of licenses were issued yes
terday by MI Walter Christian. the eff
cient deputy clerk of the Hastings Court.
The applicants were as follows.
Mr.. Robert -. Cross. OF North Carolina,
and Miss Virginia l.. Hill, Of Louisville,
Ky.
Mr.. Gordon Wallace of Fredericksburg
and Miss Ellen Scott Clarke, OF Rich
mOnd.
Mr.. julius Frommelt. OF Germany. and
Miss Lou Evans. OF GOochland county.
Mr.. Roland Lee Hoffman, Bedford City,
and Miss Elizabeth Davies. OF Pcnnsyl-
wanna.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

,r,,., Celebrate Their Foriy-seoond Ami
yer arr.

The-o was large at'enoa"0o al
cfove-Avenuc Baptist church Monday
NIGHT the occasion being the observance
of the forty-seoond anniversary oil inc
establishment OF the Sunday school oi
that church.
A very interesting programme YVES ''"-
D.red by the school.
Mr. Flcmmiue Phillips. IN a brleI MS
tory az the school stated that u was
founded lu 1861 by himself. assisted BY TWO
ladies' la - church situated At the cor
lrf Of Taylor and Meadow streets, that
the church was used by the soldiers our
lng the war and that they destroyer
the records. Bible. and some OF the
. benches. and that after the war the
church was moved 10 the corner OF
Beach and MAN streets. and there re-
manned UntA the present house was
erccscd.
The venerable historian. an octogena-
rian, has been absent from his loved
school only one Sabbath during the last
-four years. and that absence was caused
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
AssIULTED BY HIGHUdIMEN.
4 Resident of Eoanoke Found tncon
scious in the Road.

scious in the Road.
ROANOKE, VA, oct. S.-Special-
Ben Attic. Il resident OF this city, was
assaulted by highwaymen this morning
just before daylight near Blue Ridge
church. I'VE miles east OF here, and left
unconscious in the road.
lie had recently move his family from
Franklin county 10 this city. and was re-
turning 10 the farm in sulky loaded
with provisions when the assault oc-
Cured lie was found soon after Day
ltght i'm AN unconscious condition by Ber-
~ Carter. Il farmer, and taken TO the
Iatter's house, where he lies IN critical
condition.
Officers are huntngs for his assailants'
but so far no traces or tnein or OF tiis
horse and vehicle have been discovered.
Fortunately Attic had no money on his
ueTsOn.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
stn,e Rnard of ,cricnltnre.

The State Board Of Agriculture net last
night In the Office Of Commissioner White
head. I'm the state Library building, pre-
paratory to the meeting which VIII take
place to-day Some routine business of
minor Importance was disposed OF. but
matters OF general interest Will be taken
uD to-day.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

OXFORD. y. C.. oct. Disqualification.
W. II. Kitchen. father OF the candidate
OF the Democratic party for Congress
from the Fifth district OF North Caro-
lima. addressed the people ;his afternoon.
A large amount Of tobacco is being sold
ar oxford this month, and IS bringing
good nlilul.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

Officer Forrest c. Bailey last night mr.
rested a negro named Charles Scott with
a two-gallon demijohn tull OF whisky.
believed 20 have been stolen from whole
sale houses on Cary street. The prisoner
was carried 20 the Second police station.
lie will have hearing before the Police
Court to-day. Scott claims TO be an en-
plOye of the T. &. Williams Company.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
NcGill Catholic Ininn.

quite n large number OF the members
OF the MCGul Catholic Union assembled
i'm their rooms Monday night to listen to
a paper read by Very Rev. Father Cutler
and How 10 Obtain It." The paper was
very instructive and highly appreciated
There will be no meeting Of this society
next MO1ay night.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
Refused the Ext addition of lyman.

PARIS. Oct. 13.-The Figaro says that
the Council OF State has decided 10 re-
fuse the extradition Of =. j. +. lyman
the alleged dynamite conspirator to Eng
land.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
Very Small Fire.

An alarm OF fire was turned in from
Box g yesterday evening, caused by q
blaze in a twO-story frame building at
No. qOi Catherine street The house was
occupied by colored people. and a child
PLAYING with the fire made blaze on the
floor. The damage was about $50.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
Walking il Better.

The ambulance was called at i:20 =. NJ
10 Brook avepue and Leigh streets yes
terday TO attend Frederick Spiers. VINO
was thrown and badly hurt while at
tempting TO ride a COW. He was taken to
his homs, on west Cary street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

by Illness. the effects OF which are still
apparent.
There was music. both vocal and instru-
mental, during the evening, and the So
ciai feature OF the occasion was greatly
enjoyed by the large number present.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
MEETING or rms. req.
Agent Taylor Make-an Interesting report
of the Months WORK.

The regular monthly meeting or the
s. l.. G. a. was held at their Office, olS
east Main street. last night.
Agent j.. g. Iaylors report was read
and approved. showing that ~ cases had
been Investigated, as follows.
cats destroyed ........-.. ......s'.''''''
Admonltions given drivers .....-........ Il
Horses and mules. unit FOR work uh-
hitched from wagons ana carts ana
sent 10 stable 10 pe fed and cared
Tor .........-+ s-.s...s.s+.sss'''' '''''' a.,
Dogs destroyed ........... .........'.'. -
Horses and mules destroyed ........... .
Drivers reported TO owner Tor unneces-
sary wlIpplng...... ..............'....:
Complaint made about horse ana
veterinarian called To attend him.. /
No causr for complaint ................ .
Admonitlon given two young men..... l
Cows destroyed ......... ..........-...'.
Teams overloaded ........... .......-.. :
Lame horses. not III TO work.....-.... .
Horse with sore back. not tit 10 work.
Horse cared for by agent .............. 1
IOttl ....s.sss.s sssssssss. 80 .. -.
Messrs. Charles Straus. Il. /. kediord'
and \. Y. Lawsha were elected new mem
bers Of the society.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14
The Horse show, New York, Nov. 9th to
18th.

The Old Dominion steamship Compa-
ny's personally conducted excursion to
New York TO the great Horse show will
leave Richmond Saturday, November eth.
Don't forget the date. and save UP your
money for the trip
t-c1e,,a and letter can be cured with
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

Commencing en- Sunday. October IS.
1906 the local excursion train between
Richmond and Petersburg viii be discon-
tinucQ.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

The Globe Shoe end Clothing Company
Will remain clen Until =. VI. during
Fair week 10 accommodate the out-Of-
town PEOPLE.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-10-14

Eczema and letter can be cured with
Dr. Lakew ODDS Specific.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
Coal From China.

China has thrown down the gauntle
to the big coal miners of this country
An American bark recently brought t,
the Pacific coast mixed sample cargo
of anthracite and manufactured coal
mined and made in the TOnQuin dis
trict. 1t is intended to push the Chi
nese fuel ut prices greatly below tbOse
which Pennsylvania and Welsh Goals
of the same character are now bring
ing. The manufactured coal is entirely
new to American markets. 1t is made
by the Chinese natives from coal dust
The dust is mixed with pitchy sub
stance and compressed into egg-shapec
humps. The infiammable cement aids
combustion. and the coal makes a very
hot and very clean fire. The imported
coal is said to be Of the finest quality
fully equal to the best American OF
british coal. while it can he sold profit
ably at a price much below the stand
ard rates. Pennsylvania and Welsh
anthracite for house use are now sell
ing on the Pacific coast at about $13
ton. The TOnQuin coal of the same
grade can be sold to give good re
turn at 50 ton. while Tonquin anthra-
cite steam coal can be quoted at least
81 . ton under the present price of
Welsh coal Of that grade.
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show that its outside was not vet hot,
and then with both hands coolly lifted
the cover off and threw it sizzling into
a vessel of water. AS he raised the lid
so that the audience could see it's
dOme-shaped recess. which had consti-
tuted the roof of the tiny reveratory
furnace. every eye was dazzled as by
the sun itself. and an involuntary ex-
clamatiOn of surprise and pain arose on
all sides. The lecturer had protected
his own eyes with colored glasses. for
it was necessary for him to look di-
rectly into the furnace Seeing that
everything was right, protecting his
hand against the radiant heat with a
wet towel. he grasped a small tOngS
and with it lifted the little crucible out
of its more than fiery bath and plung-
ed it into cold water. After the cruel
bic was cold he broke il, and button
Of iron of about the same diameter as
the crucibie and half an inch thick.
but covered with graphite scales. was
exposed to view. This contained the
diamonds. NJ. Moissan told his audi
ence ne did not wish them to think
that the South African diamond fields
had yet been supplanted. for the dia-
mOnds he had just made We're very
small-the largest being not over St
1OO0ths of an inch IN diameter-and.
therefore, of no commercial value as
gem. Rut NJ. Moissan is sang1line az
to the future development Of his pro
cess. To him the great consolation is
that he is producing actual diamonds.
His diamonds show the same differ
ence of crystalline structure seen in
diamonds found in different parts OF
the world. Some diamonds have small
black spots, which French jewelers. in
disgust call ''toads." MOissan is glad
when his diamonds are studded with
''toads," for he is reproducing nature
When ordinary diamonds burst. Their
owners are dismayed; when MOissan'e
diamonds burst he Is 0verjOyed, as he
is coming nearer one of natures great
secrets, which has defied the subtlest
alchemy Of ages.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
Making Diamonds.

1t has been said that the French pro
lessor, Moissan. is the antithesis of his
English fellow scientist. Prof. Dewar.
They work at opposite ends Of the
thermometer. While Dewar delves in
oearch of absolute zero. Moissan scars
after fabulous temperatures that baf-
- the Imagination. With a dynamo,
q couple of blocks Of Quicklime and a
pair of stout electrodes, he produces a
temperature of $500 degrees cent?
grade-a degree of heat which may.
perhaps, be eQualed in the bowels Of
the earth, but is never approached in
the arts. The idea Of making diamonds
seems to SAVIOR of the sensational, but
It becomes tame when compared with
the actual process as shown by NJ.
Noissan to the scientific societies of
New York recently. Some borinSs of
Swedish iron were placed in the little
carbon crucible and covered with sugar
charcoal-this being the purest form of
enrb0n attainable. When the hearth Of
IT, furnace had been sprinkled with
<naGnesia to prevent the formation OF
calcium carbide by the action of the
Hmo Of the furnace upon the carbon OF
- crucible the electrodes were ad-
1uBted, and the cover placed ON. There
Vas 1t first tremendous sputtering
- the heavy electric current caused
H. almost uncomfortable heat to surge
within the cavity, which was scarcely
logUe enough to hold an egg. but after
0While the combustion and incandes-
cenee Of volatized carbon and other
oGucts Of the furnace proceeded
0Don1lIy. The most intense heat that
pcoonce has yet been able to attain was
- genented. Yet, to the astonish-
- az IN present, In about fifteen
n1eB II. Molasan deliberately laid
Ana On the top Of the furnace to
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
n@asraIg
'ffHNY,sE'1
- ~


WELL" said the sarcastic man, as he
walked out Of the theater between
acts, I'm ever SO much obliged to that
girl who sits in front of me. l don't
KNOW but I'll tell her sO.''
You mean the one with the fright
fully big hat?'
Eyes"
81 don't see what you are obliged to
her for"
For not raising her parasol"-
Washington Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
Diplomacy.

His L ather-If you marry old Stubs
daughter you shan't have a cent Of
my money.
The SOn-But. father. if l don't mar.
~ her l can't get cent Of old Stubs
money.
His father with 4 grudge to satisfy
My own boy! Marry her. and render
that old skinflint penniless. Pittsburs
Chronicle Telegraph.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
A Heavy Dew.

"Old Murphy was killed last night
by a dewilrop"
Must have been heavy one:"
"Ab0ut four hundred TONS
''RatS"
''YOu see. he was standing under the
trestie, and a freight train ran off the
track and dropped ON him."
''But how about the dew
"Why, the train was due."-TeXas
Siftings.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
1t Would Look So.

''Tney have such queer notions il.
school now. The children are not
taught to spell at ALL
Gracious me! What a lot of type
writer's there will be a few years
Eencer' Journal.
His wife's millinery bill slipped froc,
his nerveless fingers
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
A Genuine Mark-Down.

Mrs. Shopper-Do you believe that
any of thse mark-downs are genuine?
Mrs. SeiZem-Some Of them are, I
know. My son got one of them.
Mrs. ShOppcr-What was it?
Mrs. Schema wife. He married a
girl in a combination store. She was
twenty-fOur-marked down from thir.
ty-nine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10

Canon Menagcr. cure of Tables, in
Brittany. is the senior priest in active
service IN France. He Is o. years old,
has been q priest for 20 years and has
been for So years in charge of his pres
ent parish. He attends to all his par
ochial duties and breaches often.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
Application of Invention.

The Honorable SQuashem-I move,
gemmen, dat de matter be laid on de
table.
Madison Monroe Jones the new
memberl. contidentially. as he looks
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ME, Mr.. SQuashem,
but don't think it is safe to lay moth
in on de table in dis yere assembly
Texas Siftings
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A Sensible Course.

Maiden-What can G woman do
when a man who has won her affec-
tons refuses to marry her?
Lawyer-Is he rich?
''No; hasn't cent"
"She can appoint a day Of general
Thanksgiving and invite both families
to participate. New York Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
4 Popular Nail.

Blackner-HOw did you tear your
cOat:-
Reddey-Caught il on nail in Wig
ley's store. l made him pay me SO
for the damage, though.
Rlaekner-That SO? Is the nail there
yet?-ROxbury Gazette.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10

Il was here in this town about lev
en- years ago, and you couldn't see Il
darned thing on account of the smoke.
It's different now. There amt hardly
any smoke"
mo; we have moke-consumcrs.
row."
Smoke consumers: Gosh! Are
there people here so hard up they have
to eat smOke"'-Cnicago Tribune.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO.

STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO.
LUCAS COUNTY. So.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that ne Is
Cheney & Co, doing business in the City
of Toledo. County and State aforesaid:
and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this Sth day Of December.
A d. 1856.
(Seal) A. ". GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Send for testi-
monials, free.
Sold by druggists. 15c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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His Saving Grace.

lam not without good points" said
the tramp.
What are they. I should like to
know" said the gruff citizen.
well, for instance" replied Mean
derlng Mickey, Il am the original piece
IF labor-saving mc chinery.' '-Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10

A good railway engine will travel
about 1000, 900 miles before it wears
out However, the life of an engine
depends as to its length upon tho
treatment it receives. With ordinary
service it ought to last for IL years.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10

A French passion play, called lie
Mystere de Jeanne dare" has been
gotten up by the parish priest of Meni
en- Xaintois, near Domremy. The ac-
tors and actresses are all peasants.
The play is praised by those who have
saon Il
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
He Didn't Pan Ont.

Lafayette SQueer-How did you like
the dog sold you. Bnbbles?
Bubbles-Like him? You told me he
was the greatest dog for pointers 1
ever saw. l lost a thousand in the
market yesterday. and that dog never
whiInpered.-BuffalO Times.
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consequences.

The consequences of your extrava-
sance." he solemnly exclaimed, 'bc up
on your own head"
They were. with the exception of
Thursday afternoons, when the cooE
wore them.-Chicago Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
AC0Hlll0HrY.

'Man," said the oracular man from
the East, man should be the mind of
the household, while woman should be
the heart
''Of course, said the vivacious lady
from Chicago. you still allow the wo-
man her immemorial privilege of a
change of mind as often as she de-
siresy"-Indianapolis Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-12-10
Always Busy ON Ills Head.

Paw" said the little boy, did you
know that the house fly lays more'n a
million cggsY'
Maybe she does. Will;e." answered
the bald-headed parent, but I'll be
eternally dinged If Can tell when she
axes the time."-Cincinnati Enquirer