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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

II you're In doubt whether your trou-
BILE is Indigestion or Dyspepsia, Just
take few doses OF simmons Liver
1t will settle the whole Ques-
ton. II have tried Simmons Liver
for Dyspepsia and find II just
the thing to relieve me. A small dose
after meals is sure to prevent indiges-
tons. S. Perkins, Sharon, Ca 1t Is
the best medicine TO aid dIgestion."-J.
]. b. Black, Duncan, Arizona.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The man with weight on his leg
can't hope to win in the race. \ man
with a weight on his health can't eX-
pect to compete In life and business
with those who are not handicapped. II
his brain is heavy, and his blood slug
gish, because OF constipation. he will
not succeed in doing anything very
we'll Constipation is the cause Of nine
tenths OF all sickness. symptoms of 1t
are sallowness, listlessness. poor appe-
tite, bad taste in the mouth, dizziness,
biliousness, and lassitude. Constipa-
ton can be cured easily and certainly
by the use Of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets. They are not at all violent in their
action, and yet they are more certain
than many medicines which are so
strong that they put the system all out
of order. The great advantage Of the
Pleasant Pellets" is that they cure
permanently.
Send q one-cent stamps to cover cost
OF mailing only. and get his great book,
The People'c Common Sense Medical
absolutely free. Address
Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
tion. No 66s Main street. Buffalo. n. Y.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

There is one true specific for diseases
arising from impure blood and a debh-
itated nervous system. and that Is
Paine's celery compound, SO generally
prescribed by physicians. II is proba'
bly, the most remarkable remedy THAI
the scientific research of this country
has produced. Prof Edward +, Phelps,
NJ. n, ILL., n, OF Dartmouth College,
first prescribed what is now known the
world over as Paine's celery compound,
a positive cure for dyspepsia, bilious
ness, liver complaint. neuralgia. rheu-
matism. all nervous diseases and kidney
troubles, For the latter PGine's celery
compound has succeeded again and
again where everything else has failed.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
7--
HER PIES

Way back in the sweet, sweet long ago
When the world seemed just new
made,
And the hours swept by in gold bat
teau
Ger pleasures bright cascade
'Twes then In the childhood's realm
met
Dear Maud OF the dewy eyes,
And stood entranced as the def bru-
nette
Did fashion the wee dirt pies,
We're married now, and the self-same
hands
That nodded the pies Of clay
Have sometimes structured other
brands
OF pies in the modern way.
And. having sampled these pastry
plants,
My oath l can solemnly take
That between the two l would risk my
chance
With the kind that she used TO make.
Boston Courier.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
BUcKLEN's ARNIcA sALvE,

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores. ulcers, salt rheum. fever
sores, letter chapped hands, chilblains,
corns. and all skin eruptions, and pos
tive cure for piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction. or money refunded. Price, %
cents per box. For sale by Charles
Rogers. odd Fellows building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Excuse me-" Observed the man in
spectacles, but l am a surgeon. and
that is not where the liver Is" Never
you mind where his liver is" retorted
the other. IF 1t was in his big toe
or his left ear De Wits Little Early
Risers would reach 1t and shake it for
him. On that you can bet your gig
lamps" Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The old lady was right when she
said the child might die II they waited
for the doctor. She saved the little
ones life with few doses Of One Min
ute Cough Cure. She had used 1t for
Group before. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Absolutely pure, perfectly harmless,
and invariably reliable are the quail
ties Of One Minute Cough Cure. It new
er fails in colds, Group and lung trou-
bles. Children like it because it is
pleasant to take and it helps them.
Chas. Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Go 10 Elmore. sanborn's oftlce and see
machine. Take along some OF the twlnes
"as good "a Marshall's." In your pocket,
and test them. Then see how much moro
MarshalI's will stand. It's money In your
pocket and Dish in your net to md out.
their new and handsome twlne testing
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Most so-called salmon twinss" are coli
ored with acids, The acids rot the iibrs
and render the material useless In the
once OF Elmore, sanborn 6 Co, Is an OBJ
all fishermen. II Is the whole OF the
material used IN the manufacture OF Mar
shall's twtne-trom start to iinish, Go
there and examine the color right
through. You will see then why Mar
shAlrs is called tho best In the world.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Really, it does not matter much now
whether Cleveland recognizes Cuba on
not, as he will soon be in a position
where Cuba will hardly be able to rec
Ognize him.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Illinois has a new political organi-
Eation calling itself the Christian Cit
iEenship League. and II II carries out
all the reforms demanded by Its plat
form It will have to sweep the state
with new broom and mop up the spot
where Chicago was with hot water.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

According to the London correspond
ent Of the Chicago Inter-ocean II is
in England that ex-President
Harrison will be the next United States
to the country. but Amerl-
can news from that source is always
more amusing than instructive.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
FROM NOW UNTIL SPRING

overcoats and winter wraps will be in
fashion. They can be discarded, tempor-
arily while travelling In the steam-heated
trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee and 81.
Paul Railway. For solid comfort, for
speed and for safety, no other line can
compare with this great railway of the
West.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The old way Of delivering messages
by postboys compared with the modern
telephone, illustrates the old tedious
methods Of breaking" colds compared
with their almost instantaneous cure
by One Minute Cough Cure Chas. Rog-
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Among the concessions asked Of the
managers Of the Paris exposition is one
by an American who wishes to put
glass barrel ffey-two feet long and
twenty-seven feet high. with an Amer
ican bar inside Of it, and it would
seem to be a transparent money-mak-
ing scheme.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

II is a fixed and immutable law that
to have good sound health, one must
have pure. rich and abundant blood.
There is no shorter nor surer route
than by a course Of Dewitt's sarsapa-
rilla- Chas. Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Astoria wants free towage. Astoria
VIII have free towage if Mr.. Ham
mond can arrange it. With free port
at san Francisco. there is nothing else
for the business men at the mouth Of
the Columbia TO do but make free
norf here
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Our country beats the world talking
Of international arbitration and the
continuance Of peace, but we keep
right along improving our coast de-
fenses and enlarging our navy and no
body regards us US a nation Of dream
org
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Scaly eruptlons on the head, chapped
hands and lips. cuts, bruises, scalds,
burns are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is at present
the article most used for piles, and 1t
always cures them. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The gold-standard democratic papers
in the East are in queer state Of in
decision whether to set to work reor-
ganizing their own party or to pass
the time advising the republicans not
TO reform the tariff
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

II has been noted that Colorado gave
Bryan a larger plurality than he OBJ
tanned in the five Southern states OF
Georgia, Tennessee South Carolina
Florida and Louisiana; but the notice
is not to the credit OF Colorado.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

To cure all old sores, to heal an indo-
lent ulcer. or to speedily cure piles. you
need simply apply Dewiu's Witch Ha-
zel Salve according TO directions, Its
magic-like action will surprise you.
Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

There is a manifest tendency on the
part Of many Eastern people to crit
icize Bryan's book before he writes IT,,
and that can hardly be called judiclous
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Ohio statesmen evidently figure a
long way ahead, for some OF them are
said to be laying plans to defeat Sen
ator Sherman when he comes up for re-
election two years from now.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

\ woman will often so through a
trying ordeal without hlnchmg. but II
would not be safe to wager money that
she wouldn't faint away after the dan
ger MRs over
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The passage by the Georgia legisia-
ture OF an act maintaining the gold
standard in that state, is highly credit
able not only to Georgia, but the entire
Soufh
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
AN EN1aMAT1cAr BILL OF FARE

For a dinner. served on the Dining cars
Of the Chicago. Milwaukee aud st. Paul
Railway will be sent to any address on
receipt Of a two-oent postage stamp.
Apply to Geo. H. Heaftord. General Pas
senger Agent. Old Colony Building. Chi.
caRo, Illinois.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
FIRE ALARM BONES,

BOX S-Trullmgcr's MIL
BoN G--Astor and Seventh street,
BOX Ninth aud Duane.
BOX S-Commercial and Fifteenth.
BOX s--Clatsop Mn.
Box ls-Car stables,
Box li-McGregor's Mil
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
Tell the
ticket agent

to ticket you via the Bur
lington Route and he will
do so.
Tell him you want your
ticket TO read via Bill
lIngs. MONTY and the
New Short Line and II
will read that way.
Tell him you want II to
N read via st. Paul and the
llI Burlington Route and 1t
will read via st. Paul and
the Burlington Route.
The service over both
lines is as good as can be.
To Omaha, Kansas City,
st. Louis, and the South,
the time via Billings Is
several hours faster than
via st. Paul. To Chicago
II Is about the same.
A. C. SHELDON, G. A.,
Portland, Oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION,
DAILY.

All communications intended for publi-
cation should be directed to the editor.
Business communications OF all kinds
and remlttanees must be addressed TO
The Astorian.
The Astorian guarantees to It's sub
scribers the largest circulation OF any
newspaper published on the Columbia
liver.
Advertising rates can be had on sppli-
cation to the business manager.
The Weekly Astorian, the second oldest
weekly in the state OF oregon. has, next
to the Portland oregonian. the largest
weekly circulation in the state
Jno f. Handley 6 Co, are our Port
land agents. and copies OF The Astorian
can be had every morning at their stand.
ie4 Third street
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

DeWitts Sarsaparilla Is prepared for
cleansing the blood. It builds up and
strengthens constitutions impaired by
disease. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The coming session Of congress prom
lses to he dull, but We win have a lively
session Of the legislature to make up
for Il.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
TELL 1T OUT,

Don't alt down and walt for trade,
'Taint the way
Get a hustle, make her show,
Push your huslness-make her 40,
Don't sit down ind walt for trade,
'Taint the way,
'Talnt the way
II you've got something TO sell,
Tell II about.
let your nelghhors see you're "iy,"
Get up bargains" don't say die.
II you've anything 10 sell,
Tell it out,
Tell Il out,
Folks don't know you Il YOU don't
ADVERTISE
Keep things movln' every day,
Talk about Il; that's the way,
Folks won't know you II YOU don't
Advertise.
Advertise
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Cleveland's message in defense Of his
viii not be exactly a
charity, but all the same It will cover
a multitude Of sins.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

There is apparently only one way
to prevent Bryan from continuing his
tour Of agitation, and that is to en-
ploy Tom Watson TO head him off.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY,
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II 1t
fails to cure. 25c For sale by Chas,
Rogers, Druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
ROYAL Baking Powder
has been awarded highest
donors at every worlds fair
where exhibited.

The latest novelty In tricycies Is a
machine in which you do the riding
I'd another fellow works the pedals
Il is the boss.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The first big store that makes a con-
spicuous display Of Oregon novelties
and delicacies is going to make ten
strike.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

The more fanciful the collarette the
more definite its position in the world
Of fashion.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
\ TwIsTER

A twister IN twisting
May twist him twist
For In twir',ng a twist
Three twists make a twist:
But II one o' the twists
Untwists fror~ the twist
The twist untwisting
Untwists the twist.
That is, when IT'S twisted with any
other twlne than MARsHALL's.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

Pearls are the fad OF the hour, and
every debutante possesses at least one
string Of them.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05
CASTORTA,

The time when patience Is the great
est virtue is during the conyalescence
Of an invalid.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

@ 9s & gS ESUS si sO, & ySS oS also % 100 1s bray
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-12-05

'' eia@' .Itoap ,,1,N,,s IiIn AZ ~ ''' '''' '.,'' |
/ TINS bran, value tilO1 aud ipdll cases
: Hour value tan,Un, Also 1890 hbla
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1896-01-24

Sheridan post, No. IS, G. A. r., at
tended in a body, Mr.. Merritt having
been a member of both bodies. The
services at tho grave in Highland GENE
terry were conducted by Sheridan post.
DIR. Longeway, county health officer,
yesterday refused to permit the schools
i'll Sand Coulee to be rcopencd, there
still being few cases Of diphtheria
there. AT Belt there is no diphtheria
and the schools are again in session
There are now four cases Of ciphtheriain in
Great Falls. The two children Of Mr.
and Mrs. Julius Horst, residing Oh
Sixth street, between Second and Third
avenues north, who have been i'll with
diphtheria for several days, are improy-
ing. The little son of Attorney and
Mrs. M. M. Lyter Of sixth avenue
north, between Thirteenth and Four
teooth streets, is very low with diph-
liberia, but th- report of it's death circu-
lated sterday was false A child in
one of the bagnios on 'the row. has the
disease, but there il d guard at the
house. Quarantine is being strictly en-.
forced. None of the patients have been
attending school.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1896-01-24

jury returned special findings in reply to
each question. Attorneys for each side
claimed to be satisfied with the findings.
The case will be argued before Judge
Benton and he will apply the law to the
findings of fact, or may disregard or set
aside any or all of the jury's findings
4 gentleman who has Just returned
from "ieconsln states that Atty Len
non, formerly of Neihart, is practcing
law In that state and appears to be dor &
we'll and ls respected by the re Pile.
Lennon Was arrested in Great Falls {,
few years ago on charge of forgery,
and, af>er several legal battles, the case
Was dismlssed. Later Lennon went to
Butte, but became involved in heavy
uebt, and skipped out. lie has since
sent money to Butte. 10 pay his debts.
County Clerk Mcdonnell will receive
bids until 2 p. IN. of February 5, for re-
plauliing the wagon bridge across the
Missouri river at Cascade and APP
proaches thereto, sai1 planking to con
8ist Of one layer OF 3 inch by not less
than inches wide, by Is feet long, cot
tonwood or fir, to be we'll nailed with 30
penny wire nails, and laid over old
planks. ! nc length Of the bridge and
approaches is about 7J0 feet.
Yesterday about noon while hand car
clew were at work on the NeihaIt
branch near Allen junction, IN
engine and snow plow came uuddrnly in
WOW white the hand car rtond on the
track There was uo tlme to remove it
Hnt the engineer seeing that c0lljeion
was unavoidable let out tho steam and
struck the h8od car with such force that
il vas sent flying through the air in {
sho~ar of kinding wood ani wheels
while tho hand car crew walked sadly IN
tv town TO report The disaster.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1896-01-24

Company a. n. q. NJ, which has
not met for over three months, has de
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1896-01-24
ey e.!! y1z WEEK
saturday, Jan iS.


sfelatives IN Great Falls.
W Col, w. f. Sanders of Helena is in the
E#Scity on professional business.
S For the second timo the operation OF
Stracheo1Omy was yesterday performed on
ethel the / year old daughter of Mrs,
sEDaOn, proprietFUsH of the Bristol lodging |
sbonse The little girls physical condi~ |
gtion wac poor, aud her life is deepaired OF. |
s Mr.. bartlett. aged II years, died yes
terday al the residences OF his son lh-Ia",
Mr. Kneelapd, at l7O5 Seventh aye,ne
nortb Of senile dphlity. The funeral
Viii be held at 10 o'clock tomorrow
rnorninp from the First Methodist Epls- |
II EOpal church.
s92 Strain Bros. are making extensive im
urovemeuts in their clothing de artment
!. 0n the main floor, 1t is beng arranged
tor u much larger stock Of clothing "hi
gents furnishing gooda than the tirh
has ever before carried-in Tact the
purpose will be to have every ltno com
plete in this department. Large IN
voices Of these goods have just haen re
ceived, aud are now being opened
# Passeugers arriving on the last train
fron Neihart report a curious me{nofo-
logical phenameuon, They @ay that
when they left Neihart the temperature
was 30 degrees above zero ana strong
chinook was blowing. When they ar
rived at Monarch, distant Dr. the cro"
flies, about T. miles from Ncjhart, tho
tenn perRtuge wHs 6 degrees below zero
and had been 10 higher for eevera!
houre, and d very cold WIND WIS o~.
ing
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-02-06
Novel Corn Crib.

A novel portable corn crib is that in
troduced by w. j. Adam. of Joliet. ILL
nois. 1t would seem to commend itself
to the corn grower. The main points
claimed for it are extreme simplicity
and cheapness. 1t is made simply from
stats wired together Mt top, bottom and
center. 1t 10 shipped in rolls, 10 set up
round. and the points OF meeting
hooked together. and There you are,
all ready to shovel in the corn. The
purchaser can regulate tho size OF the
crib by the length Of tho original roll,
and its height Ivy the length of the
Stats 1t is easily transported to any
part of the field and can be rolled up
and packed away under shelter when
not in use.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-02-06
A whole Family Rescued,

North Huron. N. Y.-(Special) o. H.
Sum Of this city had nearly become q
physical wreck through excessive uss
OF tobacco. and his bro ther-in-law. SON.
in-law and !ather!I,-law were also in
Ill health from the same causA. The
four men all began taking No-To-Eac
at the same time. and though rcpi c.
senting great differences Of age AMI in
trinity. they have not only been ea.;icly
cured of the tobacco habit. but are now
In the best possible physical condition.
The Quartette are proud Of the result
and recommend No-T0-Bac with the
greatest enthusiasm. Hundreds Of to-
bacco users are following the example Of
the Sum family.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-02-06
lNClTANTS To SMILE,

1T is strange that Morgan, who is
absolutely rolling in wealth, should be
such a miserly skinhint." II suppose
he is the Golden Mean one so often
hears about"
Boarding house Keeper--I've brought
you your bill for the past month. Filthy
Oh. you had better keep it. | am
somewhat unsystematic in my habits.
and l might mislay it.
A publican has been fined for serv-
'rg drink to Il consta ble while on his
rounds. And yet the magistrates al
"asa hold that the public are bound to
assis. the police in the execution Of
their duty.
Il asked for proof spirits. but this
whisky you sent to me is diluted to a
very large extent" You are in error
sir What | sent was proof" "If so, 1t
aust be watcr-p proof"
He-Ive been engaged in desperate
Irritation, but I'm tired of it, and wish
he girl would drop II. She-Then
why don't you propose to her?
Young !insband-Didn't | telegraph
YOU not to bring your mother with you?
Foung Wife-Thats what she wants TO
sec you about. She read the dispatch.
Two mer are in love with the same
girl Good. Now, it seems strange that
they should quarrel with each other for
being of tie same mind. 1t is usually
difference of opinion that invites con-
fict.
The new pastor of country church
said to one of his deacons Il find that
Brother Iinkum has very liberal re-
ligious views" YES" replied the dea-
con. Brother Linkum is more liberal
IN his views than in bis contributions"
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-02-06
ONCE AN ILLINOIS SENATOR.
street-Car Conductor In Washington Had
Had u Remarkable Career

buu stemnrkADIr Career.
Washington Star: learned by acct
dent that one of the street car conduc-
tors In Washington was formerly
known to me az member of the state
senate of Illinois. hunted until /
found him and he begged SO hard not
to have the matter made known. as 1t
would injure him in his old home, that
l promised, and then he told me his ex-
periences, which could be made into
column or more of very interesting
reading. He came to Washington soon
after the Inauguration OF President
Cleveland in 1893. Supplied with strong
letters of Endorsement, he first applied
for consulate, believing that he would
enjoy foreign travel. Possessed OF a
little money and sangrine tempera-
ment, he stopped at a first-class hotel
and made himself popular, as he be-
lleved. with everyone supposed to have
political influence. 1t took several
months for him to realize that he was
not going to obtain consulate, and
then he concluded to accept position
in one Of the departments. The only
one obtainable was that of messenger.
But too many of his old friends visited
the department, and he resigned, OBJ
tanning position as street car conduc-
tor. 1t took several months to learn
how to save anything out of his small
wages. but now he has nearly enough
10 buy suit of clothes and return to
illinois, when he will resign his con-
ductorship and open law Office at his
old home. trying to tell no more to his
friends than that he has had position
in Washington without going into par
ticulars.