Delaware gazette and state journal., 1896-02-06

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wrong, to hear of the right, and that
he didn't wish to listen to romances,
nor did he desire to hear stories about
her friends. The trouble is that women
expect in clergyman the spiritual to
triumph so entirely over tho physical
that fall is impossibe. They forget
that Satan dared to tempt Christ Him
self. What will he dc with men who
are lighting to overcome him and yet
who are far, very far, from being i'm
maculate? The manifest of poets ex.
pressed in four lines what the average
woman expects from a clergyman;
Be a god and hold me
With a charm
BE a man and hold me
With thine arm.
1t is an impossibiliiy, and vet, and
yet, the world goes on and the story
is told, and the only sinner who really
makes his pCnitence worth anything 10
that one who fills his life with deeds
that speak of the goodness OF Heaven
and tell of the mercy of Christ. That
is enough about the play and what it
suggested.
TACT IN woMEN.
Speaking of women, heard clever
one give as her idea of the best method
OF holding man, this answer. mako
him a creature Of habit. Do YOU
know how much truth there is in that?
II you are in doubt about a man, try
it. Get him in tho habit OF sitting in
! certain chair, and no finds most
others uncomfortable get him in the
habit of seeing your face smiling at
him across the dinner table, and he is
rather upset when he il opposite
another woman. That woman who
| understood man who had loved many
women, that woman who was neither
young nor beautiful, Madame de Main
tenon, said of Louis the Fourteenth: !:
He is used to every chair in my room,
and IL their places were changed it
would annoy him. He is used 10 walk
ing certain distance every evening to
see me, and to go further or less would
be trouble to him. | know the things
that please him, the food he likes, |
know what annoys him, | know the
people who are pleasant and those who
are unpleasant to him, and | never
contradict him unless feel that he is
in remarkably good health and anxious
to impress upon me how much more he
knows than 1 do. Then | start little
discussion, but in it | never give a
hint of the great knowledge | possess.
permit him to come out conuueror,
and he forgives me and loves me all the
more because Of my seeming ignorance.
After man has passed 40, the woman
he loves is the woman he is used to. -
| wonder il this is true? / am tempted
to believe il.
MOST SIGNIFICANT WORDS
Did you ever realize the value
of magic words 49, words that will
bring you blessings or words that
will result in your suffering? Words
that you could utter to YOUR
friends, and words that said to
your enemies will bring all sorts OF
trouble upon them? OF course, tho
most important Of all words is "Abra.
cadabra. =" This, written on bit Of
parchment, and put in silk bag, worn
about the neck, will drive away all evil
spirits, and bring good health to you.
Could this have been the beginning Of
the scapular? People who were very
wealthy got precious stones or bits Of
gold, and had this mystic word written
upon each, and then tho precious bit
was covered with golden case, not
unlike locket, and swung on string
OF pearls, gold, ar Of diamonds, as
one desire or pursn permitted. By.
| the-by, this was the name Caligostro
/ gave to his favoritp horse. III YOU have
the chills land oh is there anything
/ worse than \ chill, unless it is the
i fever that comes after itsl then have
4 Abracalan' written uu YOUR parch.
ment and the chills viii disappear az
rapidly as your monthly allowance. 1t
appears, according to history, that
Il there ls certain amount Of sex IN
these words, for what cures "A bad
hpadache, fainting epci. 1r indiges-
ton IN man will do no good whatever
to a woman. For these INA man
should have, either on the parchment
IN his bag or on his shirt cuff. or. in
decd wherever it is most convenient,
the word Anamzaptae, whilp n
young woman with II leaning toward
headaches, and these other ills, re-
quires Anamzapta.
roR GENERAL USE AROUND rHE uorsr.
whom the kitchen la,ly is insuhordinntc
and the children all show symptoms of
getting the measles, tho word Apla'i
Is handy. 1t wouldn't be bad idea
for people who have discovered It's good
qualities to have it painted on stiff
cardboard in very large letters, frame
u, and permit it tu take the place III
Inc worsted motto which in mary
houses has formed tho chief decora.
timlg.
II to use the language 81 that im-
mortal Mr. Chimmie Fadlen, YOU'RE
chasin' yourself around the country,
and meet Q snake, You need not trouble
70 use his iavorte phrase, "T'ell, " hit
instead draw yourself up in the most
ulgnitled manner stare the serpent in
me eye and say, "Osya, ! do not
Kknow how to pronounce this word. and
beg that nobody will ask me If tho y
Is folt or hardi one If the charms
about the mystic words il that you can
pronounce them as you please, for il ii
doubtful it, west Of Calcutta. anybofiy
but few Oriental professors know inst
now they should be uttered | should
like you to fon that am giving van
much that is good ID Offering This
mystic sling, but il seemed 10 me that.
as words don amount to 40 very much.
there could be no harm in trying hem.
10 that they arc unlike patent nledi
elhes. Ii you have a ruby or a san.
ptlre, or even an emerald sufficiently
.tTHe - take il, got thu word
bedooh" engraved upon II, ani ali
tAe money You want will come TO you.
y 'oMEBoDY WOULD ONLY Prov rms
&9uld pawn mo entire furniture
anu belongings Of 'The Hut =, pei
a rHly and tn-ha,e 'ho diuky word put
on 4 But, alas although Nave
heard tn" tale tnd am repeatirr II. /
nave hr'7r oven met an Oriental
gentleman whu Hld struck it rirh, 50
70 say bN iat HE+tic word. Nhcn yau
nave an rnrE ui meet him, h#Fl the
word 'AIfHEa.tt II 49,. NJ,