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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-01-18
the PEOPLE's PARTY.
REGULATIONS for the Union Of Reform
forces.

ST. Louis, Mo-, Jan. lz-At tho
mestinE OF tue national committee at
1T. Louis, the committee composed OF
lgnAtius Donnsliy, Con. Weaver anu
senator Butler, to which had been r..
erred tho matter OF representation,
reported u set Of resolutions, which
were unanimously adopted. Alter
citing the need Tor united action by
all reform forces the resolutions say.
"Ws invite organizations desiring
financial reform, Va. who are not yet
ready to become members OF our or
gguizatiou, to hold separate conven.
ZION Ia the same city Rnd OF the samu
time that W. shall IA upon, 30 that IN
honorable effort may be made by con.
terence and consultation, without any
sacrifice Of principle, To unite ali
friends OF financial reform In support
Of the same candidate for President
ana Vice Preeiient.
"Resoived, That In 40 great work
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-01-18

under Pollvaias, and also the dread fui
assassi alton Of Gen. Hsyte Vidal, n
Cuban general. His coming represents
the policy OF extermlnation and the
desperation OF SPIN. But 1t will in.
crease the Cuban army, as thousands
viii prefer death on Tue field to murder
In the darkness OF night.D
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-01-18

NEW YoRI<, JAu. i7.-Ex-Preslde o. Mt
Harrison announced to-nlgnt that he
and Mrs. Dlmmick are engsged TO be
married. The marriage will not take
place until after Lent. Gen. Harrison
will remain In town until Sunday, but
is not sure whether he will leave to 20
10 indianapolis or Washington.
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WANTED-AN AGENT

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sion made. experiences unnocessary. For
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WANTED.

LIVERY ONE TO Know THAT WE ARE
- buying aud selling more new and second.
.Anl FOODS thah any other house In the West
VI. Wobbor. 2Ji-2Ollll state street.
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FOR SALE

'JNES SHARES CLARK ELDREDaE a 90
a stock. W. J. MOORE boz 70.
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FURNITURE:
MUST BE SOLD.

A NICE Z ROOM BRICK on NINTH
n East, a modern room brick on EAst
Drive, and seven houses on tttth south, near
Main. Az these properties havs every Goa.
Ncnienco ana are In splendid condition They
can be had Tor lose than hhlf their value and
on easy tormt. Make nc On oder for them.
CHAt. .. hONHO,
Room ~ O'Meafn Bipct.
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4 Fss.gti as FsfiszA
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rontenta nrs hlWAys
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Hard -Nsp "a ~ minutes
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L. 80 for cleansing waste
pipef, disiuiectinEtints,
closets cleaning pAtuu.
bottles barrels washinf
trees, and kiilingins
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REMOVED.

II p. CLARK, TIE TAILOR. HAS RE.
II. moved 10 No, 1885, East second south.
Give MIN a call.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-01-18
TEETH MAKE FACES

Aud ,. u. Hcysor Dental pnrior.
makes the teeth the best for the lowest
prices. Remember. you are not get
ting u cheap set OF teeth for - cheap
price but "a high.class set OF teeth Tor "a
cheap price.
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FOR SALE.

typewriter bought sod. exchanged, cleaned
and repaired. II \. Winter. Constitution bldg.
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Authorities

REV. A. c. KENDRIcK. ID. D., IL. D.,
PROFESSOR or cRrEk, UNIVERSITY or ROCHESTER,,
is known throughout the length and breadth OF
the land as one Of the rovisers Of the New Tcsta-
ment. In writing for tho public no Is always
sincere, direct and forcible, and here Is what 10
saysi "liaving received from the use Of Warmers
safe Cure very marked benefits, can cordially
recommend Il TO othcfs.n
Birmingham state herald. (Birmingham, Ala.) 1895-1897, 1896-06-27
MEMS SUMMER HEADWEAR.

New shapes and colors celebrated Knox Hats Com
parson between this and other makes will readily show the
Knox's superiority in fnish style and wearing qualities
nv MEMS, BOYS and CHILDRENS STRAW
HATS showing long variety Of the and the
English and American manufacture fine Split Braids Mack
naws English Sennes French Manlas Palms and Panamas,
in shapes greatly reduced prices. Don't be slow
making your selection while the and
complete.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
XN-here Monroe Died.

President Monroe died in this city, in
the house still standing at 63 Prince
street. He had come north on visit to
his Youngest daughter, Mrs. Samuel
Gouverneur, and passed away while
there. The death of bis wife a few
months previous and some financial en-
barrassment and debt were probably III
a measure responsible for his loss Of
health.
1t was his intention when he came
north to sell his old home at Loudoun,
Va. rent a house near the Gouverneur
mansion and spend the remainder OF his
life there with his Oldest daughter,
Mrs. Hay.
His body was placed in the Marble
cemetery, Second street. near Second
avenue. but in 1858 it was removed TO
his native state, Virginia, and buried ID
Hollywood cemetery, in Richmond.
President Monroe married Elizabeth
Kortwright, a reigning belle OF New
York at the time of her marriage. Dur
ing his ministry to France she was in
strumental in accomplishing the release
of Mime. De la Fayette, who had been
some time a prisoner in the prison OF
La Force awaiting execution. AT that
time his daughter Eliza was a pupil
Of the celebrated Nine. Campau, with
Hortense Beauharnais, afterward queen
Of Holland. The former who married
Mr.. Hay, named her daughter after
Queen Hortense, and at the death Of the
queen it was found that her American
namesake had been remembered in her
will.-New York Recorder.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

The last thing we should desire to do
would be to criticise in an unfrlendly
manner the excellent Salvation Army.
We have always recognized its sincere
and useful work. But perhaps after so
many years a word might properly be
said as to their street parade, which Is
20 frequent as to compel great deal OF
attention-as in fact their object is. 1t
has not been generally understood that
they aimed at musical effect in their
bass drum solos with cornet obligatos
and occasional singing. The purpose
has been felt to be the attraction OF the
populace But from a recent number OF
The War Cry it would appear that they
think they are producing music. II this
ls their idea, then the Salvation Army
ought TO establish a school for the study
Of the cornet and for the voice, so that
the street corps should actually furnish
music instead Of discord. Music is a
gooduhing and doesn't ruin the flower
of our youth or even brush the bloom on
that flower. 1t would amaze the trou-
badours to find themselves called in evil
dence about a Salvation Army parade.
Be reasonable, brothers Of humanity,
and since you really think music is val
liable if consecrated to a holy cause,
give us a little Of it.-Springfeld Re-
publican.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

While at Balmoral the car on one
occasion is said to have appeared IN
highland dress, ont Of compliment to
Queen Victoria, but his suit did not i'm
itate him. The queens affection for all
things that SAVIOR of highland life is
we'll known, and her sons and grand
sons habitually don the kilt when on
Deeside. Perhaps, next to the Prince of
Wales, the most distinguished wearers
Of it are the Marquis of LOrne and the
little Prince Alexander. 1t is said that
The Duke of York, while in Moscow last
summer to attend the cars coronation,
appeared at a semiofIioial reception in
the costume of the highlanders and
thereby incurred imperial displeasure,
while the Muscovite journals spoke Of it
as IAN immodest and barbaric dress.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
No Mail For the Wattses.

A lantern jawed young man called at
the Montezuma Record postoffice and
asked:
Anything fer the Wattsos:"
"Noihing," replied the postmaster.
Anything fer Jane Watts?"
"No.
Anything fer Ace Watts?"
"No. "
Anything fer Bill WattsS"
"Nothingr'
Anything fer Tom Watts?"
II tell you nothingW
Anything fer fool Joe Watts?"
"No, nor Jim Watts nor any other
Watts, dead or living, unborn, native
OF foreign. civilized or uncivilized, saw
age or barbarous, male or female, white
or black, franchised or disfraRchised,
naturalized OF otherwise. No, there is
positively nothing for any of the
Wattses, either individually, severaily,
jointly, now and forever. one and in
separable. "
The boy looked up at the postmaster
in establishment and said;
"Please look if there is anything for
John Thomas Watts. Atlanta Con-
stitutiOn
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
AuB5ra and Hariburn, two Yorkshire

Au6nra and Harlburn, two Yorkshire
villages, once promised to develop into
seaport towns Of considerable impor-
lance; but, like the will of Canute, the
will of the Inhabitants of these villages
was ignored by the rising sea, and Au-
burn and Harlburn now exist in mere
names and sand banks
Dunwich, ON the coast Of Suffolk, is
gradually being swallowed up. Every
now and then the inhabitants move a
distance inland, rebuild their houses
and shops and'wait patiently and phil
osophically for the next notice to quit
from the sea. Many other seaside places
have suffered or are suffering similar
fate.
1t may be aruged, on the other hand,
that some seaside towns are gradually
becoming inland towns by the failure OF
the sea to "come up to the mark, " and
running out only to run in for shorter
distance. Winchelsea, Sandwich, Rye
and Southport are all suffering in this
way. Winchelsea and Rye were origi'
nally two of our cinque ports, but the
sea has left them standing high and
dry. Sandwich was once a highly I'M
portant seaport town. 1t now stands
two or three miles inland.
The sea is leaving Southport quite "
the lurch-so much so indeed that the
inhabitants have had to sink extensive
lakes down on the beach to keep the sea
from running off altogether and leaving
merely an ordinary inland town.
But the extension of our island III this
way is very much less than the en-
croachment of the sea at other points,
and while our land is certainly becom-
ing more extensive in ono direction 1t
Is contracting, and with much greater
rapidly, in some other. And the ulti'
mate effect may be that our mountain
peaks may form small islands, and even
tually be pointed out by posterity as
"the position in which Great Britain Is
reputed to have stood. London Tit
Bits
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

a man went running up Park avenue
toward the Grand Central station the
other afternoon. He carried a heavy
satchel, his umbrella was closed that it
might not impede him and the rain was
pouring on him with gleeful vigor. The
man stopped suddenly in his wild course
as he happened 20 look up and caught
sight Of the clock on the front of the
station.
"Confound it," he said, my watch
must be fast thought had only two
minutes in which TO catch that 3 o'clock
train, and here it is only 40"
Figuratively kicking himself, the
man walked into the Murray Hill hotel
cafe. Five minutes later he entered the
station and walked up TO the door out
side Of which he fondIy supposed his
train was waiting The door was
closed, his train was gone.
"Your internal clock is Slow" he
said to an attendant. 1--WE lost my
train.
SNNHo ~ AHo PiSCohS again. SN-N
the attendant indifferently.
"What do you mean by pigeons"
with plenty Of explosives.
"They sit on the hands Of the clock, "
answered Mr.. Depew' minion. when
ever the hands mark 2:45 or 9:l5 the
pigeons roost on 'em. Queer, isn't it,"
But the man who had lost his train
did not say whether or not he thought
it was queer. His rage had made him
SPECIFICS. He tramped out across For
ty-second street and looked at the clock.
1t was still 2:45. Two pigeons sat on
the minute hand billing and cooling.
well. gasped the man, "if | had a
gun l know where there will be some
potpie tonight" and he started off on
search for a gun store. New York
World.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
She Rules Europe.

Germany" says The st. James Ga
zette, 'has had five sovereigns since
Queen Victoria began to reign. She her
self will in future be recognized as the
aacestress Of one Of the most powerful
rulers. Her grandson wears the iron
crown Of Germany. Her granddaughter
is empress Of Russia Another grand
daughter is the crown princess OF Rou-
mania. Her second son rules over the
principally Of Sake Coburg. The hered-
itary princess Of Saxe-Meiningen is her
granddaughter. The heir to the throne
Of Greece is her descendant, the Grand
Duke Of Hesse her grandson. She has no
fewer than 81 descendants who one day
between them promise to be at the head
of more than half of Europe"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

Judge Randolph Of the Kansas dis
trict court was one Of the frontier judi
cial officers who believed in unfolding
the dignity of the bench, and, as well,
was tenacious Of his own personal honor.
A divorce suit in which a gray haired
veteran of the late war was plaintiff
came up before him while he was ON the
circuit out in a prairie county. The
rude courtroom was filled with specta-
tors, and the old man seemed unwilling
TO 60 on the stand in his own defense
Il am not going to grant divorces
without good reasons, announced the
court, and the plaintiff went to the
chair that served as a witness box.
Now, " said the attorney, tell US
just what your wife did to make you
leave her "
The witness looked appealingly at the
judge
Answer the question" was the or
der.
"Well, she called me names"
"That is not ground enough for a d.
yorce, said the court sternly.
And she neglected me.
as that all:"
"And she said that l was a coward
and sneak because l went to the war
and came back alive. She said that all
the brave and worthy men died in bat
tie, and only the traitors and towards
came home, and"-
THAT Will do, sir. The decree prayed
for in your petition Is granted, " broke
in the judge II want you to under
stand, sir, that this court went to that
war and spent four years there-and the
court came back too. Chicago Rec
ord
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

Citizens Of the efIete monarchics Of
Europe will take deal Of educating by
Mark Twain before they know an
American joke when they see one. The
Paris Herald, initiating the SILLY sea-
son" controversies of the English pa
pors, recently started a discussion on
the question, do Chicago ladies and
gentlemen use forks?" and about half
the idle Americans in Paris amused
themselves by sending The Herald guy
ing letters about Chicago manners. But
the Parisians took these illusions in the
most sober earnest, and consequently
their idea of the barbarity Of American
customs is more fixed than ever. \
Hayre manufacturer, for instance, writes
for information about establishing him
self in business i'll Chicago He says he
is the most extensive manufacturer Of
forks in France, and as he learns that
article has ouly lately been introduced
in Chicago he thinks ne could make
good thing by establishing a branch
house there.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
Beware
OF the Knife.

Mr.. Lincoln Nelson, of Marshheid' MO-
writes: "For six years / have been a
sufferer from a scrofulous affection OF
the glands of my neck, and all efforts
of physicians in Washington, d. e.
Springfield, ILL.,, and St. Louis failed to
reduce the enlargement. After SIX
months constant treatment here, my
physician urged me to submit to re-
moval of the gland. Atthis critical mo-
ment a friend recommended S.S.S.,
and laying aside a deep-rooted preJu-
dice against all patent medicines, ! be-
gan its use. Before l had used one bot
tie the enlargement began to disappear
and now it is entirely gone, though am
not through with my second bottle yet.
Had only used your SIS. long ago.
would have escaped years OF misery
and saved over $50.
This experience is like that Of all who
suffer with deep-seated blood troubles.
The doctors can do 10 good, and even
their resorts to the knife prove either
fruitless or fatal. S.S.S. is the only
real blood remedy; it gets at the root OF
the disease and forces 1t out perma-
nently. an,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

His firmly set lips and the square cut
Of his side whiskers showed at glance
that be was accustomed to surmount
obstacles instead Of yielding to them.
eve were a day late i'll getting that
piece of work out, he remarked TO the
suporintendent Of his business.
"Yes. twas one of those unfortunate
things that couldn't very well be avoid
ed. D."
"What was the natter
"You will remember that the order
reached Us on Friday morning. 1t was
a pretty big job Of work, and the fore
man hated like everything to begin it
on Friday. The men all looked kind of
GUM when we talked about taking 1t
up on that day, and, to tell you the
truth, didn't like to begin it on Fri
day myself. "
whats wrong with Friday
Nothing. Only you know the old
superstition about its being an unlucky
day. OF course, everybody feels little
ashamed Of 1t, but, just the same eV-
erybody recognizes it and is more or
less afraid of it.
"And you mean to tell me that this
superstition has saturated these shops
30 that we're liable to be delayed on
contract if Friday happens to interfere "
"Im afraid that is the case. "
"Well, III fix that. "
at will be hard to do. "
"No, it won't. 1t will be the easiest
thing imaginable. You notify the book
keeper and the cashier that hereafter,
instead of paying off on Saturday, all
employees will get their money on Fri
day. That'll arrange things so that in
stead of regarding Friday as unlucky
they'll spend the other six days wishing
for it to come around. detroit Free
Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

One Sunday, a. a certain Scottish
minister was returning homeward, he
was accosted by an old woman, who
said:
ooh, sir, we'll do like the day when
you preach. "
The minister was aware that he was
not very popular ANA answered;
my good woman, l am glad to hear
it. There are too few like you. And
why do You like it when preachG"
"Oh. sir, she replied, when you
preach always get good seatW-Lon-
don Tit. Bits.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
He pIdus, Ought tae BE Sick.

A passenger on board the Granton
snd Burnt island ferryboat was seen to
be in the th-oes Of seasickness. A sym.
pathizer, accosting him, remarked,
lyon don't appear to be accustomed to
the water
"Watterl I've been ont twal years,
but never was taen like this afore. l
maun hae ye tae ken that I'm captain
o. a canalboat that sails between Edin-
bro and Glasoa. So ye see dinna
ought tae be sac easy knockit owerr'-
Edinburgh Scotsman.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

As she walked past the large plate
glass windows of the -- club the other
afternoon every member in sight popped
up and watched her as she disappeared
around the corner
Then there was prolonged whistle
in various keys.
"Well, WE'LL"
CLOVIS that?"
"By George"
"She looked at you, Jack.
"No, | think she looked at Wilton. "
"Well, she's a beauty
Then one of the members rose and
seized his hat
"Whore you going, Marcus""
"Well, boys, she looked at me, and l
think she's an old acquaintance of mine
from San Francisco. "
There was a groan of derision, but
Marcus was gone.
He FASTENED around the corner and
saw the divinity walking ahead of him
down Broadway.
Ali She stopped to gaze into apicture
shop window.
He was beside her in an instant and
touched his hat.
Il beg your pardon" he said, "but
didn't know you in Frisco:"
The girl looked at him in cold disap-
prevail.
"You did not, she replied.
81 beg your pardon if | have offended
you, " said the gallant clubman.
"Oh, excuse youP' was her reply.
81 wagered s. with a friend that some
fool would come out of that club and
follow me the first time l went by it,
and I've won.
Then she took a car-alone. Polly
Pry in New York Recorder
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

A petty newspaper of the Midi, which
had long been at the point of death, has
Just found an ingenious means of clos.
ing its career brilliantly. Its last issue
contained the following notice: TAX
ing advantage of the national festivities
which will be occasioned by the arrival
Of the car, the illustrious friend OF
France, this journal will cease 70 be
published. PARIS Figaro
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
Rellet IN SIX Hours.

DISTRESSING kidney and Bladder diseases
relieved in six hours by the New Great
South American Kidney Cure" This new
rem sdy is a great surprise on account OF
It's exceeding promptuess 10 relieving
pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and
:, cry part Of the urinary passes in male
or female. IL relieves. IL relieves re-
tention of water and pain in passing II
almost Immediately. IL you want quicd
relief and cure this Is your remedy. Sok
by f. r. IRWIN, Druggist Woodstock
Va. nov. Tyr.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06

Peat enjoys certain antiseptic quail
ties. A dead body which was buried in
this substance for over 100 years was
found in a state Of good preservation.
Peat is used in the northern countries
Of Europe for surgical bandages, and
the favorable results obtained by Rus
,ian doctors have induced the French
war Office to utilize it in their hospi-
talR
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1896-11-06
Is England's Prosperity Nrenaced9

The chief obstacles TO the progress Of
education in England are party spirit
and religious intolerance. Proposals for
educational reform are discussed and
decided, not in philosophical spirit,
but with all the acrimony Of partisans.
Yet it is admitted that the case is a
very urgent one: that England is en-
gagged in "a struggle with her foreign
competitors not only for the supremacy
but even for The very existence of her
industries; that her workers are worse
instructed than their rivals and are on
thar account going TO the wall, and that
better education, both elementary and
technical, is vital to the continuance Of
her prosperity Il is the fact that in
both town and country elementary IL
struction is so backward that, even if
adequate technical schools were prOvid-
ed, the mass Of the people are untitled
10 take full advantage of them. Yet, not
withstanding all this. English statesmen
will postpone reform indefinitely if they
can see their way TO secure a party ad-
vantage thereby. The only hope is that
public opinion may appreciate before 1t
is too late the position Of education,
both elementary and technical, may be-
come agreed as to the direction in which
Development ought to take place and
may force parliament and the govern
ment to grapple with the difficulties
which have to be overcome. Right
Hon. Sir john Z. Gorst in North Amer
lean Review.