The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1896-05-30
LIGHTS AND sIDELIGHTs.

Alas, she's sent me back my gifts,
Ny letters. and the ring:
But. woe IS me. she holds my heart,
And leaves me Borrowing.
The wise bicycle virgin not only keeps
her bicycle lamp well flied and trimmed.
but she carries a bell and refrains from
scorching.-New York Journal.
The doctor-You must be very careful
TO taxSt the medicine. Mrs Jones' Brown.
The patient-But am always careful 20
take my medicine.
The doctor-Yes. but this time you really
need lt.-Brooklyn Life
Il thought her father was so euraeed
over the elopement that ne would never
forgive them. and now he has given them
1 brand new bicycle Apiece"
OF different makes, mind you. Tn y
wi. be fighting Ike cats and dogs before i
week. indianapolis Journal
Mr. WiSgles-DiIn't I tell you not 10
tell Wasg.es that We were going to rnov =?
dIdn't want him 10 know it, and tod "
ne asked me when We were going to make
he change.
Mrs, Wiggles dndignantly)-I didn't Any
4 word 70 him about l.. didn't tell any
body but his w.fe.-somervii!e Journal.
Little Johnny opened his drum yestsr-
f4y TO md where the noise came from.
'Dii he find oIt?"
Yes. When mis- father came home the
noise came from little Johnny. Life.
1t mus: De awful to have 4 skeleton IN
your closet"
Ca. no; It Isn't awful until it CONS
out-"-Detrol: Tribune
VioIet-Mr. Flddieback has asked me 20
night.
also.
Yes, told him wouldn't go withou, a
IhaPeron. New York Herald.
sympathetic friend-Your lawyers
charge was very higa, I presume?
Conv!cted murderer-Yes. but the
lH1S"'s charge was what finished me-.
somerYIlle Journal
tory7"
Well h. was neat. respectable and In
llsIrioGs. he didn't swear. chew tobacco.
Use slang or smoke cigarettes. but ne nd
enc !',I PAD flu.t-so had to discharge him.
He played with dolls.''-chlcago Re-
Lite Miss Munat
5H@ sat on tuffet
-, And finished her biscuits and tea:
Ihen picked up spider
Fha' sat Iown beside her
And counted his an-tenr-ae.
|
DO you expect 10 suffer from hay re;.r
MS summer, Mrs. De Long?"
No; not unless my husban d's business
Detroit Free Press
a ctacon VIII pass around the plate and |
"t more buttons thaa dimes, but a ht,I-
"a man can mold gun and collect every
hhs man ms got. This goes to show
nat man will give more to save hl4
oily than TO save his soal.-St. Louis
iumcrigt.
John has broken the record" said ne
roud father.
Il expect 80" said his mother resigned
:. Hes broken the front gate. and three
aces IN the hedge. aud the cat = back.
no me croquet set. and his collar bone
nee he began 10 ride. and I'm prepared
'r anything. The Capital
e have your
Freddy-I have one. b.. my sister Stella
- two.
" ny. now IL that? Who are thny7'
he and my brother. "-Phlladelphia In.
Iirer.
mere something preying on me mind"
SAID cholly boy. with quiver!ng breath
ia Maud: You'd better try to find
Ana Feed II. or twill starve to death"
fhe caller-Your husband In We Ided 70 ,
; club. is he not?
mrs Brooks-Not much. He seems to a
perfectly devoted to it.-Puck. .
/,
ewelcr-The first time you brough. this | e
ten In here to be repaired It was In n | h
ID case. The second time II was In a u
yer case, and now it's In a brass case n
circumstances alter N
Ies.-New York World,