Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-11-12
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She sweetly bears the burdens
That'd kill man were they his;
Yet she fees quite all TO pieces
hnl. hnir not. o..h Of friz

Howso-I can do my best work when
1t is hot. Cumso-What great future
you have before you!-Lifc.
She-What do you think of those e.
gars bought for your birthday? He
l don't think--I try to forget them
London Pick-Me-Up.
Judge-What Is the charge against
this prisoner? Policeman-He stole a
Wheel your honor. Judge-What make I
/ Philadelphia North American.
She-Do you suppose his wife really
supports him? Hell judge so. He told
! me he didn't know what real happiness
meant until after he got married.
Puck.
Louisc-The bishop looked rather
cross, didn't he? Isabel-Well. no won.
der; every one of the bridesmaids had
on bigger sleeves than he had.-Tit-
Bits.
Hello, gloves" said Jack to Tommle
and Sammie. "Whatcher call us gloves
for" asked Tommie. Because you
are pair of kids" said Jack.-Harper's
Bazaar.
Winks-Do you believe in hypnotism?
Binks-Of course do. Don't you see
this necktle that the clerk induced my
wife TO buy the other day?-Somerville
Journal.
II tell you. these little vacation trips
do fellow an immense amount Of
good" $50 they do; feel braced up
enough to bluff every creditor / have"
Chicago Record.
First Bicyclist-Isn't the scenery
striking along the Bryn Mawr road?
Second Bicyclist-Yes; l have arnica
plasters on the places it struck me-
Philadelphia Press.
Il tell you," cried the author, I'm
going to rise in this world" The edi-
tor eyed him doubtfully for five seconds
and then asked: Balloon or elevatorY
Atlanta Constitution.
Miss Daisy Medders (coyly)-Do you
love me, Jason? Jason Huckleberry--
Course l love you! Do you s'pose I'd
have been actin the fool over you all
this time II didn't?-Truth.
Doesn't 1t strike yon that the tenn
perature OF this room Is rather highw
There isn't any doubt about it," re-
piled the frugal young man. every
ton Of coal costs $G.r-Washington Star.
There's the bicycle face, and the bicycle
back,
o1f
And the bicycle tongue, in the. middle
hung,
And the seorcher's bicycle nerve.
indianapolis Journal.
Bacon-Did you know there were
over 735,O13, 800 600 different whist
hands in pack Of cards? Egbert-Yes:
my wife tells me about each one nearly
every time we play.-Yonkers States
man.
"BilIer, you ought to be ashamed to
wear such good clothes when you owe
me so much money" mo; you ought to
be proud to lend money to man who
wears such good clothes. "-Chicago
Record.
"Country's gone to the dogs; no hope
for IT, TOO badf Just had an elee-
ton, haven't your Yes" well.
wasn't it fair onew "Oh. yes! But
1 was beat, sir-plum beat"-Atlanta
Constitution.
you don't make allowances for our
boy" said the fond mother. That
shows how little we are appreciated"
said her husband, as he finished draw
ing check. II don't do much else
Washington Star.
Sageman-That walters hand always
reminds me Of q race horse shortly af.
ter the beginning of race. Seeker
And for what reason, pray? Sageman
Because it's on the quarter stretch
Boston Courier.
There were couple Of fellows in the
hotel last night who shouldn't be per-
mitted to travel alone" what did
they do? Blow out the gas?" mo.
they blew out the safe door."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
She-Dear me. Why don't they teach
choruses to sing intelligibly? 1t Is SO
aggravating to be unable to distinguish
the words. He-You don't know your
luck. 1 have read the librettO.-Indian-
apolis Journal.
YES" said the tenderfoet, as he sail
ed rapidly through the air; II know l
am an ungraceful rider. But" and he
commenced disengaging himself from
the cacti, II don't need any points on
alighting."-Puck.
Summer Guest-The mosquitoes were
terribly bad last night. Look at my
face. Jersey Landlord (reassuringly)-
oh, there's no mosquitoes here, sir
none worth mentioning. Them's bugs.
New York Weekly.
Plugwinch 81 understand that
Lameduck has several manageable
daughters" Samjones-'U'm-he had
till lately" Plugwinch-"Oh! then they
are married" Samjones-"No; he fail
CO last year."-Puck.
''You are the sunshine OF my life," he
murmured. And at that instant her
father burst into the room with the re-
mark: young man, do you knew the
sun Will be up In few mlnutesY-
Philadelphia North American.
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