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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago. Dec. 3.-Cattle-Receipts, 1900
head; market firm: common to extra
steers. $350a5.60; stockers and feeders.
s.. .soa4.IO; cows and bulls. s1.5Oa39o; calves.
$S5Oa56C Texans, $2.65a3.i0. liogs-Re-
ceipts $1,000 head: market firm and &c.
higher: heavy packing and shipping lots,
So 20a3.50: common to choice mixed. 3.23a
$50; choice assorted, S3 iOa3.50: light. $3.3oa
$50: pigs, So S0a3 So Sheep-Receipts, H.
900 head: market steady; inferior to choice.
s2a37O: lambs. $3.25a5.10.
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INSURANCE MEN ARRESTED.
Officers Of the WissihickOn Are
Charged with Conspiracy.

Philadelphia, Dec. 3.-E. Y. Landis
president; f. d. Egbert, vice presi-
dent; X. X. S. Allebach, secretary;
John NJ. Harley, treasurer. and Alex
T. Cathcart, director of the Wissa-
hickOn Mutual Fire Insurance COM
pany, who were arrested on a warrant
issued by Chief Clerk Evans, Of the
state insurance department., one the
charge of conspiracy and perjury In
securing u charter for the company.
were arraigned this afternoon.
Allebach was held in $l,5OO bail for
court. Egbert's case was continued
for n week and the others were dis
charged
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General Strike Declared.

Hamburg, Dec. 3.-The striking dock la
borers he'd several meetings this after
noon to discuss the matter Of the refusal
of the employers to submit the DISPUTE TO
a board of arbitration. and IL was decided
to ask the strikers committee to declare
a general strike.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE PRICES
Scranton Board Of Trade Exchange
Cuotatious..AIl Quotation Based
Cn Par of 100.

Name. Bid. Asked
Dime Dep. & Dis. Bank ....... 14j ...
Scranton Lace Curtain Co. .... ... 0
National Boring < Drilling Co ... 30
First National Bank ........ $50 90.
Scranton Jar & Stopper Co. =. -. Is
Elmhurst Boulevard Co. ..... -. 100
Scranton Savings Bank ...... 200 80.
Bonita Plate Glass Co ......... -. 10
Scranton Packing Co. ......... e. IS
Lackawanna Iron & Steel Co. ... 150
Third National Bank ........ 80 90.
Throop Novelty Mfg. Co. 80. -. %
Scranton Traction Co. ....... Is 20
Scranton Axle Works ....... %. @
Lacks Trust & Safe Dep. Co. las -.
Economy Steam Heat
Power Co .................... 10
Weston Mill Co. ................ ... 250
BONDS.
Scranton Pass. Railway. first
mortgage due 1915 ......... Ito ...
Peoples Street Railway. FIRST
mortgage due 1918 ........... ITO -.
Scranton & Pittston Trac. Co. ...
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04
CHIROPODIST AND MANICURE.

CORNS, BUNiONS AND INGROW!NG
u nails cured without the least pain or
drawing blood Consultation and advice given
free. 4. NJ. HETSLL. Chiropodst $50 Lack.
awanna avenue Ladies attended at their
residence II desir d. Charges moderate.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04

but the alderman failed to believe the
story, and said 1t was more probable
that he bought 1t to doctor" his wife.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04
CHARTER APPLICATION.

NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR INCOR.
~ poration In the Court Of Common Pleas
for the county Of Lackawanna, No. x27, jan
uary term. 1897.
Notice Is hereby given that an application
thereof, on the 10th day Of Decem Der, A, b.
1895. at 10 o'clock q. m, under the Corpora
tion Act OF one thousand eight hundred and
sevcnty-four. and the supplements thereto.
be called ''rhe Saint Stanislxus ( congregation
Of the Polish Roman Catholic Church. Of
Scranton. Pa" the character and object Of
which Is the support OF public worship &C.
usages Of the Roman Catholic Church, and for
these pur Doses 10 have, possess and enjoy all
the rights benefits and privileges conferred
by tho said Act Of Assembly and its supple.
ments
The proposed charter Is now on file In the
Prothonotsry's Office.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04

EOR RENT-HALF OF DOUBLE HOUSE;
i modern improvements: rent reasonable;
corner OF Pine III d Blskely streets, Dunmore.
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METHODIST INSTITUTION.
Annual Meeting ofthe Board Of Edu
cation at New York.

New York, Dec. 3.-The annual meet
ing of the board of education of the
Methodist Episcopal church was held
yesterday at its office on Fifth avenue.
This board Is the central educational
agency of the Methodist church.
The report of the corresponding sec
retary showed successful year in
nearly all of the varied departments
of the boards work. Its income for the
year was SS6,442.
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Oil aIkct.

Oil City, Pa, Dec. 3.-Option oil mar
ket closed at $l.041a bid; credit balances.
~
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CITY SCAVENGER.

A B. BRIGGS CLEANS PRIvY VAULTS
"A. and cess pools; no odOr; improved
pumps used. A. BRIGGS, Proprietor.
Leave orders l100 North Main avenue, or
Erckes' drug store. corner Adams and Mul.
berry. Telephone 45S6.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04
REPORT OF CHIEF
FACTORY INSPECTOR
Mr.. CampbeIl's Annual Statement to
Governor Hastings.
GOOD SHOWING FOR PAST YEAR

The Manufacturers Have Willingly
Complied with the Law and Pros.
ecutiOns Have Not Been Necessary.
Recommends That the Semi. Mon.
thly Pay Law BE Amended..Othcr
Suggestions Made.
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CLAIRVOYANr.

MADAME DELEON FENTON READS
IN1 yonr life. lOz6 West Lackawanna ave-
nue., Hyde Park, for few days only.
MRS. DIR. STANLEY-ACKNOw
WI by the press and public to be one Of the
greatest writing mediums and clairvoya ants in
the world, Is making tour through the Uni
tod States aud will be here for ~ days only ct
2l6 Lackawanna avenue. Scranton. Paflor
upstairs. Ladies' only, Price, Soc and 81.
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FOR RENT.

E,OR REST-HOUSE AND ACRES OF
L land in Chinchilla. krown as the Hoover
property. Inquire ut 800 North Main avenue
city.
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CONNOLLY & WALLACE.
ONE CEN 7.
a WORD.

WANTS OF ALL KINDS COST THAT
WHEN PAID FOR IN Ap-
WHEN A BOOK ACCOUNT
Is MADE NO CHARGE WILL BE LESS
THAN rs CENTS. THIS RULE Ar.
PLIES TO SMALL WANT ADS. EN-.
CEPT LOCAL SITUATIONS. WHICH
ARE INSERTED FREE.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1896-12-04

CITUATION WANTED - GOOD LAUN-
- dress would like one or two family wash
ings and ironings at home and 20 out one or
Park, Scranton.
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WANTED.

SECOND-HAND FURNACE TO HEAT A
- hotel. Call or address ANTHRACITE
HOTEL, Ill Wyoming avenue.
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SITUATIONS WANTED.

C1TUAT1ON WANTED-BY A YOUNG
= man as mineral or beer bother; under.
stands soda fountains IN drug stores. Address
E. A. NJ, Tribune Office.
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WANTED - WASHING, IRONING OR
w scrubbing by the day. Call at 2lS LIN.
den street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23

street. ;7 "a! II \; S " 1'a'" ~
No. 1o25 A!cCol,och street.
4 No, l063 NrColloch street. RI
I No. GO Seventeenth street.
:; No. 20 SixtHenth street. a.
I No. co ortl,ttfront street.
Z Nos. 49, and i5i National Road.
Six-roomcQ house Peninsula
Nos. 422 and .tSS2h Market street.
ing.e rH IL 4, So -
7 Lot on South Front street.
lots NloAiechen.
4 lots Elm Grove.
Lot Woodsdale.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23

My little boy, when two years Of age,
was taken very Ill with blood fluX. I
was advised to use Chamberlain's Collie.
Cholera and, Diarrhoca Remedy, and
luckily procured part of n bottle.
carefully read the directions and gave
1t accordingly. He was very low. but
slowly and surely he began to improve,
gradually recovered, and Is now as
stout and strong as ever. feel sure it
saved his life. 1 never can praise the
Remedy half Its worth. I am sorry
everyone In the world does not know
how good lis. as l do.-SIrs. Lima S.
Hinton. Grahumsville. Marion County.
E,InrIIa q. ~ ~ r..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23

With nervousness. take Hostetter's Stom-
nch Bitters. which invigorate and tram
quillizes the nervous system. The basis
OF recovery is n reform in errors of digcs-
ton. The epigastric nerve and brain are
united In the closest bond OF sympathy,
so that dyspeptic symptoms in the gastric
region are always accompanied by hurtful
reflex nervous action. Both are remedIed
by the Bitters. which also cures malaria,
bliousncSs, rheumatism and kidney
trouble. T.#s.s G..F 49, -a- ~ 1--.-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23
.RrAnl ESTATE.
5F70E RElI7,.

-. WI \
No, 10 Foufa IN street !. /. 4, -
No. 80, Main stteet, 3 rooms, will Ia :
pancred yapstSbetl gases furnished
No. So NtaiiEs Scst ! rooms. i2wliiiSSsSa
z papercd I'M Shoth gases furnished
i-rpomed hoo on Alley IL rear it' ;oi y y
No. 100 lslftvrrth, street. ......,..!,, IA 4,
No, l0tes ChnpIton street. rooms I, X X Z
No. ~ Market ktrcet, rooms 49,, TX
No. s15 Alley IL. X
No. Isl Allcy-if. I. :, !, n.
Two rooms on, 4 Hey In rear OF No. Is w
Thirteenth street,. t.....,, ..,...... 4 M
No 1ii9 Warren street, I. 4, ,..,,,,,.. \ y,
No, ge0i Market street. . roonls,,,..
No. 2iD2 Main street X
No! silS 'Ainih S,rcet. ..,..,,. ,..,,, ~
No. 2G02 Main street, ). rooins.,.,, * I!
No. 23Od jacob street, rooms. !. \ * Z
Stable rear ,ol German Bank. ...,,,,i, NJ
Residence Wbddsdnlc ..S......,,,, n 81 /.
Residence Pleasant Valley. ....,,,,,, a
Resldgncc, Pleasant Valley. ~ * 4
No. 1872 Main street. store room, II *
rooms Pleasant Valley, *
!.roomed house. Crescent Place. ....,,, a
No, So Maih Street, saloon, ,.......,.E.
No, 3ssI Chnfline street, ? rooms. 49,, 60,
NO. S52i Chapiinc street, . rooms....., 4 "a
$2 q FOR SALE NJ
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23
JAMES A. HENRY.
Real Estate Agent, Collector, Notary puh.
lie and Pension Attorney. No. ldl: Mar.
. ket street,iT saiS
FOB SALE.

House. Q rooms, and s-roorned houss /,
rem; Eoff street, Fifth ward; terms easy;
House, Il rooms, wide center halls, mod.
ern convcnlcnces and large lot. No. sT9
.Chnpllne street: cheap and terms EASY
House. 5 rooms, Eighteenth ST.: Sl,IA
House. 5 rooms, bath. hot and cold
water, both gases, and in rear doubls
house. 4 rooms each. Market street, b..
tween Seventh and Eighth: n bargain at
$3.50 viii buy two lots fronting on Charles
and High streets. -
$3.50 will buy nice lot fronting on Lind
street; one-third cash, balance on easy
terms.
500 will hny good two.roomcd house.
fronting. on Chupllne street, near Tenth.
500 will buy house OF rooms on CHERRY
street: 500 cash, balance in rent.
SIS will buy house OF 9 rooms on Wilson
street. Centre Wheeling; 500 cash. balance
In rent. rtE
$500 will buy house OF rooms on
Charles street; one-half cash. balance ca
easy terms 7i alg- TElll = : II
Lots on Lind street. Cherry stree. and
McColloch, street at from SO to 500 each
on easy terms.
Money to loan on city real estate.
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n < ~ lI, n n. M,4GG 81 $1,000 81
You will see by the above statement,
how the city! was made to lose this
amount. Had they@made the proper.
entry of SsiI 32, the amount OF the
voucher before talteratInn,i instead OF
K the $Gl1 92 entry as above, then the
freight bills paid 3by the city and the
casat paid IL. FloerahcIm would have
sbalnced the coal bill and the city would
have lost nothing. 4; ", Z,
Z We would call your attention again to.
check No. 2aI2, nynble 10 cash amount-,
Ing to. $40 5S,endorsed by j. a. Holiday
s Son. his check was to pay c. 4. /
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23
Wheeling } Business . College,
WHEELING. VIVA.

Is tho best school to attend II you want
women, for It Is The only school lin ,thc
city TINT drills Its students thoroughly in
C0MaIERCIhIS LAW. BUSINESS, COR
KESPoNDENCE, PESMANSIiIP, HUsI-
Ness ETHICS ETC., ms well every
thing fhnti SHORT and PRACTICAL in
housekeeping and Arithmetic. These sub
Jrcts nrc taught EXACTLY AS 'PIshC-
TlCIsD In our; bcs; and most succrssful
business houses.
+ Hundreds OF its 'stuocnts scRcl, year
,c1empliry the methods taught in this
school In business houses In thlS and
other cities In good positions sccnrcti
by tho management OF the school, md
through It's reputation for thorough
practical work. 5s,5tseG q e II AZ &. i'9il3
This school mt all times gives Its Stu-
dents the latest aud most practical work
That can he obtained from tho counting.
room. Its teachers know what business
Is md how to tcnch u. - A. nnll Z.
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TH+..El|=:...Gl.iAS::,5.BOl'.All.lR,D...
Investigating Committee Reports
totlie City Council. y
which win he Collected rrop, the
Person or Persons i,s.pon,ibie = Las,
\ Stshts Meeting OF Council variou.
Items OF Itouiine Iin.iue. .Tfan.acte,l.
city Clerk. Monthly Report Council
4 Committees Report.

Council met in resuisr session last
night. Mr.. p. +. Farrell presided In the
first branch and Mr.. a.. r. Campbell was
in the second branch chair.
The members present were as follows:
First branch--Britt, Butts, DAVIDSON.
Ebellng, Farrell, Haller. Kalbltzer, Rob-
.insnn, wicker; total, 0. y
Second branch-Baird, Bender, Bod
ley Campbell, Fair, Hahne, John Hess,
Lindsay.i Retzer, Taylor. Utermohlen,
Waterhouse, Wells, Wendell; total, 15.
The absentees were:
First branch--Irwin, McRelvey, Men
kemeller, Otto. PAUL, Richards; total, 6.
Second branch-Arndt, Britt, Elliott,
Frew. Hamilton, Herman Hess, Loos,
Potter, Stathers, Uselton, Williams,
Wills, Maxwell: total, 10. 4
) City Clerk Dannenberg s monthly re-
port OF expenditures and balances was as
follows: S8 h
Depart- Appropria- Expendi- Bal
inents. tions. lures. nneCs,
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Mr. Fair moved that the resolutions,
so far MS they referred to Mr.. Robinson,
be referred back without action. The
chair, however. ruled that the preceding
resolutions be first acted upon. The res
olution to engage additional counsel was
thcreupon taken up and adopted. The
second resolution was also passed by
council. The resolution providing for
the payment to George w. Robinson OF
$500 for services was then taken up Mr..
Fair moved that 1t be referred to the
committee, for the reason that ne he I'M
derstood 1t. Robinson was TO have re-
crived but IS a day for his services. DIR.
Taylor, OF the committee, explained that
there was such nm arrangement whcnit
was believed the work OF Investigation
would BE- finished IN thirty days, but
since nearly q year had. been taken up
In the work, the committee had recon-
mcnded the payment OF 5000 for Robin
sons services. Tho Fair motion was
adopted and IN itemIzcd statement will
be had. II
p The second branch adjourned at 9.10 n.
m. after recommending sewers, electric
lights and other minor improvements to
the several city boards.
The report OF the gas board Investigate
Ing committee was presented to the fret
branch and the first two resolutions
were passed. On tho third resolution
the action Of the SECOND branch was con-;
Cured In. II z. & :. = n 4 e.
\, At o:eo council adjourned, 3 \
:, =, n, - y, "a. n y,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23

~ ''>ia 3"
As Mr.. Lynch advanced to address
the audience, the audience arose to
their feet and made the valley ring
with cheers. and 1t was several mo-
ments before the distinguished gentle
man could proceed.
He began by saying he was glad to
he with the people Of Wheeling, and
able to celebrate the thIrty-third an
nlversary OF the Emancipation OF his
race on the soil of the state In which
John Brown had sacrificed his life, NJ
n pioneer OF the question OF the abol-
ishInentfO slavery.
He then branched out and compared
the condition OF the colored race to-
day with what st was previous to the
signing OF the Emancipation Procla-
nation and also spoke OF the condition
of the colorcd people In the south. In
this %cUnhs1tiGa".:hc speaker said the
conditions were greatly improved. ex-
ccpting In regard to elections In which
the negro has no justice nt, all. He Is
EintImidated the polls and has no
show whatever In casting his vote ac-.
cordlng to the dictates of his own, judg-
4 ment.Ft1n connection with the treat
4 ment$of the colorcd people by the
whites, he said 1t had been fully DEM
2onstrated that the better class OF the
white citizens. the educated class. were
7 in sympathy with the black man.. aud
would do all In their power to advance
: their interests II Is only the lo>ycr
classes OF whites who have ever said II
dIsc0uraging word OF; ever tried to ypu.
down an honest, hard working negro.
7, HE'S q gain.t coloniiatioi,.js,5
For $tf,ls reason Senator Lynch gex-
pressed himself against negros lcav.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23

We find they have charged the city in
the year 1894, three times for one freight
bill Of S52 36. making an overcharge of
$1Oi72, giving the trustees credit for
that amount too much. and under the
mode of doing business in this Office ut
that time. would admit Of that amount
being taken out OF the cash drawer and
therefore make n loss to the city Of
<10I-TD .ssTs I5'.-E E-..t 80 ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1896-09-23

iioW - - o iioobD iihyE bilN DoNE.
1895. issi s5t ~ "a -
Feb Is, by 1,75O.5i tons
Il, !, {, coal 4 4 s sl.2;:..: se,ls7 50
=, 4 s, coal q IS sl.:5:::: 7as &C
, 4. . :, coal 4 IL {, sl.sl; .;i Luis s5
freight MS per
voucher 247 .?
freight us per
80 voucher $500. Col 10
June =. To cash paid Hem Asttl1 y
ry Floersheim. 3,52I &c "A
The morning times., 1896-04-12

o baleful pie, for which there's no fit name.
To cultures bowers you shall not repair;
Virgil and veal win be a pleasure rare;
Ltvy with liver, Socrates with soup,
Should lift the pupil to Olympus fair,
And high whereon the meads the glad gods
group
Just assponge cake and prunes should make
his spirits droop.
Philosophy ls very crisp and dry,
And metaphysics Is blooming snare,
From differential calculus all fly
As from brindled tiger in his lair,
But when those studies with a potted
hare
Digested are, 'tis quite another thing.
The schoolboy plods along with conscience
Through Homer while he eats the turkey
wing
And with the pork chops fame makes the
blue welkin ring.
When fish and Greek will thus assimilate,
che school bell and the dinner bell are
And education will associate
Itself with beef and spurn the mystic
bun,
That like the cheese cake when they day
is done
Creates dyspepsia with an iron hand
Until the boy the baker shop will shun,
And shout in JOY the gods may unde rstand
''Catullus and clam broth, oh combination
grand"'
The boy, when grown. upon the bill OF fare
VIII read the Greek hcXameter divine
TheocrituS will lend a classic air
Unto the blue fish from Nantucket's brine,
And that qua int poet of the farm Sabine
Quintus HoratiuS Flaccus, B. C. g.
Along the vegetable list will shine,
And make the hungry scholars soul elate
" lille playfully he throws his radishes at
fate.
Long live Atlas aud the frying pan,
Long live the spelling book and coffee
pot,
To foster, from Beersheba unto Dan
Brains for Bostonian, Hindoo, Hottentot.
The morning times., 1896-04-12
"Foul Out"

was crossed. and the train came to a stop
in the Albsany station
Don't We get out here?" she asked.
.'No, we DON'T he answered. I'VE have
to cross the river first
II thought We had crossed It,
Il wish you would let me do the think
ing and not make silly fool of yourself,
as you have been doing all day"
But all the people are getting Out" she
continued.
Don't stop them. 1 tell you we have to
cross the river before we are in Albany.
There.
Now we are going again." she said, as
the train started.
''Of course we are, and we will be over
the river i'll a minute. l guess i know what
l am doing"
Several minutes passed and the train in
creased its speed. The woman looked more
anxious, and then the conductor entered TO
collect the tickets.
.'You should have changed at Albany. he
said to the man who knew it all. You Will
have to pay your fare to Utica and then
take a train to Schnectady.
The fares were paid without question, and
hubby dropped behind his paper without n
word. His wife was equally silent, but the
expression that settled on her face was an
ominous one.
The morning times., 1896-04-12
CORES PIcKPoCKET STORY.
Showing How strong In Death the
Ruling Passion Is.

Preaching at Westminster Abbey few
days ago on moral freedom. which he de-
fined as ''thc power, external and internal,
to be what one ought, and the influence OF
circumstance and beredity, Canon Gore told
striking story, which he said had come
to his ears within the past few days.
A hardened professional pickpocket fc-nd
himself within sight of death, and for the
first time in his life had leisure to think
During a somewhat protracted illness the
reality of the love OF God was yividly borne
in upon him, and he became, in the deepest
sense, converted from darkness to light.
He had received the Sacrament and was
in articulo. mortis, when the priest, who
was reading the commeBdatory prayer by
his bedside, heard a hoarse whisper in his
ear, Look out for your watch.'
As the cIerg yman Used his head the man
lay dead, with the, watch in his hand.
The will,,' said Canon Gore, '.was not
strong enough to resist the habtual In
stinctive motions of the body, yet was
strong enough. to protest against its own
act with the voice"
The morning times., 1896-04-12
THE ACADEMIC KITCHEN.
Art of Cooking VIII Soon Be Unt-
versally Taught.
{ Written for The Times.

NeFShtty lauknt'
Written for The TimeS.)
Mrs. Richards has been disooursing upon
the Old but ever timely subject OF school
luncheons, and predicts that perfectly APP
pointed kitchens will soon be included in the
plans OF every school builuing.-Morning &
paper.
All hail, all hail, most dear klnd-heartcd
dame,
You're now the object of the schoolboy's
love;
He loves me tender halo of your name
For placing lobster salad far above
The Soggy sandwich, and the broiied wood
dove
Above the saline pickle which no more
Shall fit his rubber stomach like Il glove.
He's like a dreamer on q Sunlit shore,
VINO sees his ship come in laden with gold
galore.
Now when he wrcsties with arithnet ic
He'll dream about the pleasant time of
noon
And OF the rosy posy Nile green brick
OF smooth ice cream flanked by a silver
spoon,
'Tw," nrd with him cen as the lush
raccoon
Blend. a...l .,ae son of Afric's burning sand,
And Joyful he will bc from hat to shoon
To know that LearniuS's Kitchens close
at hand,
To breathe the incense rare of skeu Sa-
marcand-
Begone, begone, grim doughnut Of il-famei
A way, away from here 10 other where.
The morning times., 1896-04-12
Zeke Wns All Right

had met the governor OF Tennessee, and
had u long and interesting ia TX with him and
was rather boaSting ofthe tactic the noun
taineer's wife .as we sat chatting during the
absence other husband. whenshe asked:
rs he a taller man than my Zeke?'
No, don't think So
Does he weigh more?'
Not al much.'
Did he ever tackle bar with a clubo''
Il don't know. but should say not. Per-
hdps be never saw wild bear In his life
Ever lick critter iu rough-and-tumble
fout?''
Il can't say as tosthat though he doesn's
look to be fighter. ~
stranger" she went on, as she ceased her
knitting for moment kin that guy nor OF
Tennessee bust a ssquirrels head in the
.taIiest tree i'll this sfiit with bullet:,,,
Probably not, n3a'hm.''
Would he dare taokle a wild cat which
had got among the Chickens
Il can't say ss
kin he git on TO the bar back OF a
buckin' mule and stick right thar i'll the
horn blows fur dinner nd the mewi hain't
got no buck left?"
Il can't tell you about these things OF