St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1896-01-23


ardor should be chilled and dampened to such
an extent that the conventional annual
pass would not be forthcoming.
Second-For the purpose of maintaining and
carrying on said ice houses, including the
keeping Of the inmates thereof in manner
BETTING their station, and consistent with
their usual habits and modes of high living
the sum Of $500, 600 shall be appropriated.
Sec 2. That the sum of 100000 be appro-
prlated for the purpose of erecting and equip
ping in each Of said congressional districts
good and sufficient crematories for the pur-
pose of incarcerating therein said officials for
and during the term of office of said members
OF said legislature not taken up in the actual
session of said legislature. Said crematories
to be maintained at a temperature of not less
than $50 degrees Fahrenheit. during said
period of time last above set forth.
The object and intention Of said cremato-
r1es shall be to warm in a measure the
chilly and frigid attitude of said officials to-
ward said legislators during said period of
time last above set forth. thereby prevent
ing the generous and broadcast giving of
the marble heart to said members. and
10 melt away, dissolve and dissipate the
tnlck layers of ice which so quickly form
about the hearts and souls of said officials
after the adjournment of said legislature
Provided, however that in case the tempera-
ture or said 200 degrees should fail to ac-
complish said desired result then and in
that case it shall be in the power of the
commissioners of said institutions. whose du-
ties are hereinafter set forth, TO consign
said officials to that historic land; that land
where snow is never Shoveled; that land
where match factories are thicker than rail-
road lands; that land and undiscovered coun-
try from whose bourn no traveller returns;
until such time said officials shall be
warmed to such degree that the convention
al annual pass for the OF year shall be
forthcoming
second-For the purpose of maintaining
and carrying on said crematories, including
the keeping of the inmates thereof as above
set forth. and for the purpose of furnishing
transportation to said undiscovered country
in critical and chronic cases, the sum of
SlUU,U00 shall be appropriated.
Sec. 3. Immediately upon the conven-
ing OF said legislature said officials shall be
committed to said ice houses there to re-
main during said entire session. and imme-
diately upon the adjournment of said legis-
lature. said officials shall be transported to
and incarcerated in said crematories there
to remain for the balance of the term of
office of the then legislator said changes
IN the abode of said officials to be made also
IN case OF special sessions of said legis-
lature The object and intent of this bill
should not be construed to be a cruel and
relentless law, and while the change in tenn
perature may seem TO be sudden and alb
rupt 1t can be borne by said officials with
no discomfort as said change in temperature
Will IN no measure compare in Suddenness
ana aDruptness to the change of heart of said
omcials before and after the sessions of said
legislature.
Sec 4. commission consisting of the
members OF the said legislature from the re-
spectlVe congressional districts shall have
iuii charge and command and control of said
ice houses and crematories and it shall be
IN thelr power to regulate and maintain the
temperature thereof, or consign said officials
10 term of roasting in said undiscovered
country.
Sec .. This act shall take effect and be
IN force from and after its passage and the
gun
JOINT resolution, unanimously pass
ed, directed that the structure known
as Fort Karnival be- on and after Ian
80 leased to the fourth insane hospital
commission.
The privilege of the floor was grant
ed to Oar Reese, of the imperial court
OF ms majesty, Borealis, to present to
the Joint session the diplomatic CORE
spondence in the case of BoreaIis VS.
Clough, fully reported in the GIob e
OF yesterday. 1t so gravely affected
the house, that as token of respect,
resolution was adopted inviting the
governor to name committee of prom
1nent members of the w. C. T. u. to act
as ushers at last nights social session
The senatorial fight was close Every
one voted for 80. K. Kelly" except Dr..
Z1er, who is still voting for Washburn
and Eli Warner, who nominated C. f.
Staples. Mr. Jacobson, who was in the
chair, got one vote, Mr.. Kelly's, but
when the clerk announced the result
OF the ballot, 1T was discovered that
each of the three, Kelly, Staples and
Jacobson, had thirty-two votes In
this condition of affairs there was
nothing for Mr.. Jacobson to do but de-
clare Mr. Kelly elected, as Mr. Robil-
lard, who nominated o. K, P. H. K,
assured the convention that he would
melt before June anyway
John j. Boobar wanted to know whom
they would make governor, but his
cruel fling was unheeded. Henry Johns
congratulated himself on the election
because he had served ninety days
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stand it again. Mr.. Kelly retorted
that 1t was the nights rather than the
days that had worn Henry out, and it
was again apparent that the standard
of wit was well Haunted when the new
regime elected Patrick H., alias O. K
Kelly.
The senators present were:
Collester, Currier, Day, Durham, French.
Greer, Hanna Howard. Jones. Johnson, w.
E.: Larson Lloyd MlieP MeHale ozmun'
smith, sperry, Stebbins. stockton, Thompson
Thorpe Wing Yale and Young.
The members who answered the roll
call were:
Dare, De Laittre, Dressed. Ellington, Finney,
Foss, French. A. B.; Furlong, Geissler, Ger
ZACH, Gibbs. Grondahl. Hartshorn Hendricks,
P. H; Kelly, A B.; Kendall. Knutson,,
Leach, Lee Littleton, Lockwood, Mansfield,
Mathieson, Mellieke, NIaliette Nicholson,
ney. Nelson, Nieman, olds, c'Refly Park
er, Rice, Richardson Robbins. Sampson,
Sander Schroeder, sederberg, Sivright, Smith.
C. A. Smith, f. E.; Smith j: NJ; Soule,
Staples, Strang Sutton, Underleak Vigen,
Vogel, Warner Wright, Van Zant; Alstrom,
Barker. Bascom, Beekford, Boobar, Boxrud,
Dingman, Douglas Downs, jacobson, Juliar,
Robillard, Shell, zier.
OF the house officers the following
were present:
Clerks. J. Frank Dean, Robert peakin,
Bronson, Strain; sergeant-at-arms, j. NJ.
Bayer chaplain, Robert McCune.
When the state legislators assemble in So
ciaI session as they did last night at West
moreland hall. politics disappear. Sc do the
refreshments-as a rule but upon this occa-
sion they held their own with the solons.
They were visible when the last man left
that happened for time was not the essence
of the agreement which called these. gentle
men together. They gathered for the pur-
pose of having some fun, and not single
man looked at his watch from the time he
entered the hall.
Any member of the state legislature who
missed this session elected in vain. He
missed the opportunity of his life to see the
best side of his colleague from the adjoining
county for the best sides were all outside
last night The sunshine of wit-exuberant,
irresistible wit-illuminated the good nature
that goes with every makeup and the re-
suit was a right royal good time that VIII
cause every visitor to carry away delightful
"reminiscences of st. Paul.
The speeches were few but choice. For
maIity was not tolerated, but the closest at
tention greeted the remarks of the speakers;
Oar Reese, the temporary chairman, started
the hall by introducing Messrs. Tenny and
Wolf who with the banjo accompaniment,
sang a couple of popular ditties with great
success.
sneeches that has been heard upon any occa-
sion of the kind for a long time. It was
delivered by Rev. DR.. Forbes. OF Duluth, the
chaplain of the state senate Dr. torpes, IN
his inimitable unctuous style. spoke OF the
duty of the present generation to giorify Its