Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-05-07
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UNCOMFORTABLE
WI" III S S spring have now returned
nv ne Gays or rapture, when
we sEed our winter underwear.
Ana put 1t on again. -puck
New York Editor-"See hero, ao,,+
you know that executions by electricity
are the law now?'
New Man-"Certainly.'
men SIR. what do you mean by using
this old-time, chestnutty, mouldy onotn7
ton, Give rogue rome enonph and
he Will hang himself?' What do Won
mean, sir? We are not living in the mid
die ages
What substitute would you suggest?'
say Let a rogue go on shocking
society ana ne will get shocked him
missionaries in different places and
ages have pridcd themselves on many
different things. One of the queerest
perhaps, is the aristocracy according to
cheeses, which. according to the Neue
Zurlcner Zeltung. prevails among the
patricians of Iermatt. The aristocracy
of families is valued by the number and
age Of cheeses they possess. There are
families who possess cheeses made at the
time of the French revolution When IA
child is born cheese is manufactured.
which is then called b the name of the
child. 1t is partly eaten when its name
SAKE Sets married. each wedding guest
tasting portion. The cheese is then
put away again and finally cut into and
whose name it bears. When n young
man woos Il maiden, he begs to be al
lowed to dine with her family on Sun
day. His offer being accepted, the low
ers wait anxiously to see whether the
girls father will cause the cheese to be
.,.,t AL. A L.
meal. if all goes well, the master of
the house solemnly fctches the cheese
bearing the would-be brides name. sets
to the. young couple. When they have
eaten IT, they are performed PAIR. Inc
others at the taoie partase OF me cheese
hna ufllln 10 'i,e eterHaI ltlehHsillp OF tue
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at the palais Royal-.Tack (who has
just treated his friend to the dinner of
the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES good dinner
for 21ofrancs. eh?" His F'riend-"First-
rate. Let's have another lid Bits.
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.rrh;s hoo1, y, .,m,s +b.t wo have
iHIs oooM w ~. Tan,nS n,,h,;shar
thnn~h+ fr,,r
'' ..Is 4h' th;,r ,,ronr with 49,, IN
,,;ns, 'n ~ aa;t ,'s WINS
'"No rs good thing. But I'm
little bit scared about putting it on the
.yNbr3.
.1N ~ .ho s+,+o,,an+ rono,to dlv
, mans :; h;sor +han tba k;nr If
t tat cnn "s1 70 the ,ttent;nn of the En-
n nero he'll have MS mo for lese meieste,
s,rc ''-Washington Star.
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80 aia,;s4r,to .1s Tho
NO ~ n,,a,,n CONSTR hieS,' Consto bic
Pi!SUtiNt 49, !, i.,s,, ~ ~, nol;.o
!a. w, ' AKA ON sneakin' terms With
none a. yer,''-Fun.
'''''>
Nv, hovs were seated on the bleachers
W. e nus WAITING for thc baseball
that afternoon wa,s.ns lo a,e emo the 30.
ttoit ret ! ' ~" h,ooa ho;l wi indirna-
makes me p a W. W. saa a' Wv
tlon, sac, tto u' bow w down ter money. We
w. w. 49, ~. W. NV hora IN Snnstroke avenue
NATTER slt GU, neie IA Nv, n"i' ~ ,r;oa ,nxm-
while dem teiiers dat mas ue price i"A"
riatGs ia Eass s', ,'sa ar l;cl;n,. was tbe
ne re am Nv " 1;... ); hos rottnr
response. Iese uia ,1 ~ 81 solnnr
he ar"M 1a ,rns Some d;fference made.
.sssen wy ,,,an+ ta,. ,ro FER do hall game.
Spo,seit s tni,s " 90, 90 man we're workin fur
dat yrr hcalth's failed all of Il sudden
an, We teel iise !e q 'e''ei s'e 'o>'0'
an 80 nonle. m, -, b.ftor 500 mo
aiis .h 'e aff an ~, a. train
sranemo,ner "1. on ~ w d;fferance Snosen'
- oo ot, -, NJ IN hnss look notion ter
90 ter dc ball game nisseli VA. N.Y. T'ta,,
Do yes tnk yea gu any p'ea ,au f' vr'v va
de game, 1t dey WASH no Piuoc ~.
both ter sit in but right terSeader IN ac
grandstand! You're nke a., ALL dt t.; rcs an :"
dem ana :;, 4sr sn sGI +; ~ s''' ~ "
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Boastful Young American 20 . so"Gss
on earth. was born there"
|. Severe Old Briton--"l don't see h? NV
that fact supports Your ASSERTION " Us