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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-05-08
FOR RENT.

THE private residence of Mrs. F. S.
Pratt, situate at the corner Of Printers
Lane and Punchbowl street, contain
ing two bedrooms, parlor, also kitchen,
pantry and dining-room.
A cottage on adjoining premises,
newly finished, containing two rooms
with detached bath hous, etc. For
particulars apply at said premises.
42S5-1m
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UNIFORM RANK K. OF ?

Every member of P. H. Brooks Di-
vision, No. 1, is hereby ordered to ap-
pear in FULL DRESS uniform at the
Castle Hall of Oahu Lodge, on THIS,
FRIDAY, EVENING, at 7:30 o'clock,
for the purpose of initiation.
Per order G. J. MCCARTHY,
Captain Commanding.
4297-1t
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TO RENT.

NICELY furnished rooms, suitable for
gentleman or man and wife without
children; kitchen, bathroom and mod
ern improvements. 155 Fort street,
opposite Chinese Church.
4296-2t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-05-08
FOR RENT.

bedrooms with or with
out board. eft. A P.," this Office.
4293-1W
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-05-08
TO LET.
Fully Furnished for housekeeping

RESIDENCE ON the beach in Kapiola-
nj Park, Waikiki, within three min
utes' walk of the tram. Good sea-
bathing. Main house consists of two
bedrooms, parlor, dining-room, pam
try and kitchen. Cottage in yard con-
tains three bedrooms. Both houses
have bath and all modern conven-
fences. Servant quarters, carriage
house and stall for one horse. For
terms apply to A. GARTENBERG,
p. 0. Box 419. 4274-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-05-08
FOREIGN MAIL SERVICE.

Steamships will leave for and arrive
from San Francisco on the following
dates, till the close Of 1896:
Arrive at Honolulu Leave Honolulu for
from S. Francisco San Francisco or
or Vancouver. Vancouver:
1896 1896
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-05-08
House To Let or Lease.

room, kitchen, pantry, bathroom, and
one-room cottage in the yard, on Punch
bowl street, near the residence of J. Hop
per. Thoroughly repaired and painted.
go per month to responsible party only
Apply at the Office of
j. ALFRED MAGOON.
4253-tf
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WANTED.
WANTED.

A HALF-DOZEN gentlemen may OBJ
tain table board with private family
convenient to business center. "R. E
k this office. 4297-3t
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27

Have your carpets cleaned with Mil
slers Carpet renovatnr, by which process
your carpets are thoroughly cleaned from
all grease, dirts, and stains and brought
out as bright as new. Clean and kills
the moths for two years after. For sale
at w. G. Alvin, City Drug Store. This
is all done without removing carpets
from floor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27

Turing the coming summer shall
give private instruction to classes IS well
as TO individual scholars in the common
school branches and il my specislties-
Parents will confer q favor upon me By
communicating with me at an early date.
Respectfully
Thos. 81. Jappe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27
Auction Notice.

The Board Of Education Of the Inda.
pendent School District OF Winthrop,
will sell at public Auction to the highest
bidder for cash on Monday, May / 8th,
1896. at q o'clock F. M, Lots Nos a & 8
of Block No 5, together with a 2 story
Building thereon commonly known as
the old School property in the village OF
Winthrop Sibley Co. MINI.
Sale to take place on the premises of
Tered for sale.
N. a. Lilyquist,
Clerk.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27
Bids " nted.

The undersigned win receive sealed
bids for privileges on the race track
gronnas for the 4thof July until 6 o'clock
z. M of June 18th, 500. BY order of
the Board Of Directors. Said Directors
reserve the rights to reject any or all bids.
G. w. Heimann, Sec'y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27
Z ), i ! Z
561sa4a
Il. Bennett 10 weeks
John Z. Arnold, 4 doz. cuspidor
and repairs for court nous

u. Bennett 10 weeks 81 IS
John B. Arnold, doz. cuspidors
and repairs for court house
roof S. 60 90
John B Arnold, mains and sum
dries for court house 3. 8 3. 2 IS
Clement Halverson, expense bur
ying Orlo Billings, Of Linden Is rs
Dr. ] g Rothenburg, expense
coroner inquest, Orlo Bill
ings. J. 4. 5. &. 8 40
81 g Hays, publishing treasurer's
notice !. s. 3. J. i 8. so
Bingham Bros, Q ton stove coal 4 4 90
Bingham Bros, ton stove coal. z 90
Nagel g Doster. 6 cords ofaWood
for Sheriff. i. !. :. ID 10
Andrew Wolf. furnishing and
I planting 90 trees. ). s j 4. ]. ]. IA 90
Joseph Seifert, taking down 81
storm windows. 8. !. SO
Jacob Petry, carpenter work
court house, "a days. % SO
John Hirsch, material and paint
ing in court house. 7. - 90
ssTheo. Kobarsch. material and
work on scale for treasurer 80
Fairbanks, Morse 8 Co., stamps
and land measure % so
n ] Heinen, constable's fees,
German case. g. 245
Geo Jacobs, Justice fees, Bennett
case. I. . !. ]. Q Is
The commissioners talked ssMetzen
bridge" for while and on motion adj
journed to 9 o'clock, Wednesday.
The Board met pursuant to adjourn
ment at 8 O'Clock. All present.
On motion the Board continued to
audit and allow bills as follows:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27

Mems Summer SUITS at $40 ahd $22 for
the next four weeks commencing April
18th. III. Z. Rarnme.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-05-27

WANTED, 10 MEX
IA To solicit orders for hardy nursery stock
so ornamental trees aud shrubs; both city
and country work. Big pay steady
28 work good territory near home.
I..s q. Ar 81 To-, ST. r u1, MINI.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

the long run dependent upon a sound
mind in sound body. The man who is
too busy with his business to spare a mo-
ment 70 look after his Nealth, will eventu.
ally lose both health and business. man
may be in too big hurry The man who
would be permanently successful should
take time to eat, time to digest his food,
time to sleep and time to look after the
most precious endowment-h health.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is
the best-known medicine for the over
worked man or woman. 1t keeps the sys-
tenn toned up. 1t makes the digestion per-
feet the appetite keen, and the bowels reg
ular. 1t makes blood-pure, rich, life
giving blood-and lots of it. 1t builds flesh
and muscle. 1t invigorates the nerves.
Thousands have testified to the benefits
derived from its use. Druggists sell it.
II have used quite number of bottles of your
medicines and have received great deal of
benefit from them" writes Urban Howell, Esq,
of Tallnanville, Wayne Co., Pa. +" In 1880 took
six bottles of Golden Medical Discovery, and it
cured me of the saltrheum so that it did not
break out again"
"The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser" is we'll named book. 1t is all
that its title implies. 1t has proved a
daily help in over million families.
The book contains 1908 pages-over goo
illustrations. $4,000 copies Of this book
have been sold at $I.5o each. Now an edi.
ton, in heavy paper covers, is to be gi0en
az0aY to whoever will send FL cents in one.
cent stamps to pay the cost of mailing only.
Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, buffalo, N. Y. A copy in fine
cloth binding may be had for 10 cents extra.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

In recent letter to the manufacturers
Mr.. W. F. Benjamin, editor of the Spec
tator, RuShford, N. Y, says: ut may be
pleasure TO you to know the high es-
TEEN in which Chamberlain's medicines
are held by the people of your own state
where they must be best known. An aunt
of mine, who resides at Dexter, Iowa, was
about to visit me few years since, and
before leaving home wrote me, asking if
they were sold here, stating if they were
not she would bring quantity with her,
as she did not like to be without them"
The medicines referred to are Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, famous for its
cures of colds and Group; Chamberlain's
Pain Balm for rheumatism, lame back,
pains in the side and chest, and Chamber
lain's Colo, Cholera and Diarrahoea
Remedy for bowel complaints. These
medicines have been in constant use in
Iowa for almost quarter of century.
The people have learned that they are
articles of great worth and merit, and un-
equaled by any other. They are for sale
here by every druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
SHE READ THE PAPERS.
But He Thought She Got Things Badly
Mixed Now and Then.

But He Thought She Got Things Badly
Mixed Now and Then.
"But," said he, continuing the argu-
ment, "why should you women have
voter What do you know Of the questions
of the day."
"If I mistake not, our knowledge of the
questions Of the day is not at all inferior
to that of the men, sir, she replied testify
"Indeed, said he, II doubt if you can
name one of the issues of the day-even
one"
Ills not the Venezuelan question onep"
"Um-well-we'l IL call it one"
She gave triumphant little smile.
eve will call it one," said he, "but
what do you know of the Venezuelan ques-
ton, pray?"
"Know of it9 Don't I know that it was
due Toto that contemplate DR.. Jameson's
riding across the boundary, and''-.
He laughed an ironical laugh.
"Where did you ever read that" said he.
"Why, in The Amazons Era" she an
swered hotly.
"Humph! I was under the impression
that DR.. Jameson was connected with
some South African affair, but OF course
the men don t know" said he sarcastically
NO. you men think no one ever reads
paper but yourselves. How could 1t have
been in Africa when General Weyler took
him prisoner?''
Indeed! IL had an idea that General
Weyler was connected with the affairs in
Cuba" said he again sarcastically.
She gave hysterical little laugh.
"Oh, you DEAR stupid old man, and
where is Cuba, but in Venezuelan" said
she with an air Of triumph.
He made no reply. Things were now SO
hopelessly mixed that he left the scene In
disgust and fastened to find relaxation
in long midday snooze. New York Sun
aAv World
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
He Came to Time.

Last week during court in Summer
Vile murder case came up for trial. The
defendant claimed his rights under the
law, and full panel Of 4s men was sum-
moned from which to get jury. Slowly
and one by one the solicitor put the usual
Questions as to their competency to try the
case at issue. Finally long, lank juror
stood up in answer to his name and an
swered the questions all right until he
stumbled upon this one:
care you conscientiously opposed to
capital punishment"
The juror didn't understand, and the
question was repeated. Finally, after
much hesitation, he seemed to grasp the
idea and replied:
ooh, I believe in hanging 'em when
they need it!'
The court and the spectators smiled,
while the defense sang out, "Object!'-
Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
A Difficult Feat.
Right This way for Denver.

The r. G. & 8. F. and D. & r. g. rail-
roads have been designated as the off,
cial route by the New Mexico militia
cavalry company and Santa Fe band to
the Mountain and Plain festival at Dem
YER, Colo, October &, z, and 8.
A special train will be provided leaving
Santa Fe and run through to Denver
without transfer arriving at Denver, 90.
tober 6. Fare for the round trip only
$10.25. Ample arrangements will be
made to accommodate all who may desire
TO attend these festivities. For full par
ticulars see posters or address the under
signed. TIL. HELM,
General Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Left In Darkness.

"Do your really and truly love me?" he
inquired.
eyes, yes" she cooed as she Struggled
into his arms. "You are the light Of my
life"
Just then her father appeared. There
was scuffle and her light was put out
New York Sunday World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Nothing wrecks the Constitution

Nothing Wrecks the Constitution
More effectually than fever and ague.
That nerve destroying malady, when once
it takes firm root, subverts every funo-
ton, exhausts the physical energies, i'm
poverishes the blood and clouds the men
tai faculties. No effectual resistance can
be offered to its destructive career by the
use of the pernicious drug quinine. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters will, however, be
found all sufficient either for it's eradica-
tion or prevention. Those conditions of
the system, such as bilious, constipated
habit, or lack of vitality, which are fa-
vorable to the contraction of the disease,
are speedily reformed by this pure and
efficient Alternative and invigorant, which
not only regulates the system, but gives
healthful impulse to the various organs,
whose activity is the best guaranty of
health. Thoroughness of action is the
chief characteristic of this leading speci-
fic and preventive, which is eminently
adapted for family use.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

We must economize, he said peremp-
torlly. I'm SO glad! his wife exclaimed.
You take the announcement more good
naturally than usual. Yes it's pleasant to
hear you use the plural number. Or
dinarly when there is any ecouomizing
needed you expect me to do it all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
sent it to His Mother in Germany.

Sent It to His Mother In Germany.
Mr.. Jacob Esbensen, who is in the en-
ploy of the Chicago Lumber Co., at Des
Moines, Iowa, says: ~ have just sent
some medicine back to my mother in
the old country, that ! know from per-
sonal use to be the best medicine in the
world for rheumatism, having used IL in
my family for several years. II is called
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. II always
does the work." so cent bottles for sale
by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

Don't trifle away time when you have
cholera morbus or diarrhea. Fight
them in the beginning with DeWitt's
Collie & Cholera Cure. You don't have to
wait for results they are instantaneous
and it leaves the bowels in healthy condi-
ton. Fischer q Co.'S. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Crescendo.

"Descarte,' said the girl graduate,
reading from a pink essay with blue bows
at the corners, "was great, Bacon greater,
while Hegel"-
She paused that the crescendo Of her
rhetoric might be the more marked.
"-literally ripped the cover off the ball :"
Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Pride Of Ancestry.

Mrs Blevens-Though the Newrides
cannot get into society their grandchildren
will be able to.
Mrs. Bostick-Yes, and how terrible 1t
viii be for their grandchildren not to have
had grandparents. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
SWEET BY COMPARISON.

Waterloo was pretty rought on you,
wasn't it, Napoleon?
thought so at the time, but it was
sweet in comparison to the naming of
that Mckinley chap after me. If they
called Hanna the Napoleon I'd feel
different. Nobody owns Hanna and Hanna
owns everything.
So saying the great Bonaparte fell in
the soup.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Her Plan.

"What's this I hear you're going to do,
Jenniep" said an Aberdeen lass to another
young woman.
"Well, Maggie, lass, I'm just going to
marry that farm over there and live with
the little chap on it.'-London Tit Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

The whole system is drained and UNDER
mined by indolent ulcers and open sores.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals
them. It is the best pile cure known.
Fischer d Co.'S. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood from impurities and
disease. 1t does this and more. It builds
up and strengthens constitutions impair.
ed by disease. It recommends itself
Fischer g. Cos. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Midsummer Madness

"Can you tell me why the head Of
Charles was like the coupon Of q railway
ticket"
Dunno, I'm sure"
"'Cause twas no good when detached. I"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
MYSTERY.

The chief of police shook his head
gloomily.
No tidings, he muttered.
The detectives prepared for another
long hunt.
These mysterious disappearances are
the most battling things we deal with
continued the chief.
What disappearance are you talking OF!
asked the magistrate.
The disappearance of the tariff quest
ion. A broken hearted gentleman comes
in every day to makes inquiries. His
name is Mckinley.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Her Pet Name.

Judge-What is your manner
Young Wife Carolina Augusta Emma.
Judge-And how are you generally call
edS
Young Wife (bashfully) - Ny sweet
duckyi-Tit-B Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
A Fresh Air Fiend.

II believe" said the manly youth, "that
your bicycle tires need more air."
"Oh, dearP' cried the sweet, young
thing "And just to think I left 1t out
doors all night last night New York
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
TIE SECRET.

My dear, said the billionaire's wife, tell
me really why you fought the income tax.
You could afford to pay it out of your
$1O,OOO,OOO a yenr.
True, my love, replied the Millionaire,
but II the people ever found out what my
income really IL they might want to know
how on earth can make ii.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Republican Territorial Convention
Las Vegas, N. NJ, September rs,
1RO6

For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to Las
Vegas and return at one and one-third
fare for the round trip on the certificate
plan, providing there are fifty or more in
attendance. For particulars call on
agents of the Santa Fe Route.
H. s. LuTz, agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
SWELL ENOUGH

Do you think you can get into the 400?
Those billionarires are very exclusive.
Oh, we'll get in. The whole family's
out for Mckinley because it's so high
toned and we've sent $4,000 to plutcratic
campaign committe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
Only Last but One.

Fond Mother Ethel, you must be care
full hear that you were the last person
on the piazza last night.
Ethel Indignantly Nothing Of the
sort. Mr.. Hugger staid and smoked a cigar
after went to bed.-New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
FESTIVAL OF MOUNTAIN AND
PLAIN.

PLAIN.
The annual festival Of Mountain
and Plain will take place at Denver,
Colo, October 6, z, and 8, 1895. For
this occasion the Santa Fe Route will
place on sale tickets to Denver and
return at the exceedingly low rate Of
$1O.25
Dates of sale, October s, 6, and Z,
1896. Good for return passage until
October IL, 1896. For particulars
call on or address the undersigned or
any agent of the Santa Fe Route.
II. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
GREATER THAN ANY.

Ny papa, said the senator's son, proud
ly, helps make the laws.
My papa, retorted the federal judges
son, unmakes the laws and nobody helps
him, either.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
No New Tangles For Her.

"Aunt Hedsy, won't you come to Miss
1nnett's pink teaa"
"Law, child, I've tried those fancy
kinds, but like green tea best. Brook
lyn Life ma.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

"No," she explained, II didn' I get much
sleep last night. My husband was terribly
nervous and had me up every few minutes,
insisting that there was a woman in the
house. Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

| Poison ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds,
burns, are quickly cured by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure.
Fischer & Co.'S. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

1t doesn't matter much whether sick
headache, biliouness, indigestion and con-
stipation are caused by neglect or by un-
avoidable circumstances; DeWitt's Little
Early Risers will speedy cure them all.
Fischer & Co.'S. drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

Are you baldi Is your clothing con-
stantly covered with Individuality
animal matter falling from diseaed
scalpi Does your head itchi Is 1t in
tested with sores and scahs? Is your
hair growing thinner year by year, Is
IL dry and brittlsi II 80, you have
parasitic disease Of the scalp, which you
are neglecting at great risk. Danderine
will cure You quickly and permanently.
Money refunded in case Of failure. For
sale at Fischer 4 Co.'S. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness aud other diseases of the scalp by
Danderne. 1t will cure you. Guaranteed.
For sale at Fischers & Co.'S. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

BALD BEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery of modern
times. For sale at Fischer & Co.'S. Phar-
macy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19
sUNBEAMs.
LONELY. COLD AND sII

LONELY, COLD AND SILENT.
Did yoy hear of the blunder made by
Shat celebrated Arctic explorer?
No. What was it?
He ran across Grover Cleveland fishing
and thought he had discover the north
pole.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

If dull, spiritless ana stupid; if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if your ap.
petite iscapricious and uncertain. You
need sarsaparilla. For best results
take De Wits. II recommends itself
Fischer's & Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-19

"Boys will be boys" but you oan't af
ford to lose any of them. Be ready for
the green apple season by having De-
Wits Collie & Cholera Cure in the house.
Fischer & Co.'S. drug store.