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Justice Beatty and all OF the other Just
ices cOncurred
COLLISION ON THE BAY.
The Queen of the Pacific Runs Into the
British ship Strathdon.


SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 25.-The
steamship Queen collided with the Brit
ish ship Strathdon in the bay this morn
ing, and it seemed almost miraculous
that the steamship was saved from de-
struction and its passengers from a
watery grave
The Queen entered the harbor about
9 o'clock, having sailed from Portland
Sunday. A heavy fog was hanging over
the bay at the time, and it was almost
impossible for the pilot to see a yard
ahead of him. She was going under a
slow bell, and no danger was appre-
hended until she was off Lombard
street wharf. Then suddenly came the
sound of a fog bell on another vessel
almost directly ahead. Captain Green,
who was on the bridge, ordered the
helm about, expecting to pass the bell
on the port side.
AS the vessel swung around her star
board side crashed directly into the
British ship Strathdon, which was an
chored in the stream head out to sea.
The ships bowsplit caught the Queens
upper deck just back of the bridge and
swept il clear away.
Ventilators, boat skids and stanchions
were cut down as if SO many pins. The
glass dome over the social hall was torn
from its fastenings and fell crashing to
the floor below, covering the furniture
and carpet with broken glass.
The upper deck for about thirty feet
was torn and broken into kindling wood,
and the upper hurricane deck was cut
completely in twain. Several of the
cabins. were wrenched apart and glass
and debris scattered among the berths.
Three of the boats hanging in the
davits We're ground to bits and hurled
into the sea. Another was driven aft
against the bulwarks and dashed into
a mass of wood and zinc.
This morning it was almost impossi-
BILE to fix the extent of the Queens in
juries. A low estimate, however, places
the damage at about $4,000.
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BALLINGToN BOOTH.
May Start What VIII be known as
the ssAmerican Army.''

NEW YORK, Feb. 25.-Ballington
Booth and his wife did not appear at
headquarters to-day. All that was
known as to the intentions of Balling-
ton Booth had been conveyed to Staff
Captain Caygill in a. note stating that
he would return to headquarters on
Saturday, either to make a stand or
to turn over the property of the Sal
vation Army to his successor" 1t was
understood that by ito make a. stand"
Ballington Booth meant he would try
to hold the headquarters and other
property of the American organization
of the Salvationists against the Brit
ish commissioners.
Commenting upon the note which he
lad received, Mr.. CaygiIl said: "If
the commander decides to make a
stand, he will not be followed by one
tenth of the officers of the army" Cap
tain Caygill said further: There is one
man in New York who offered the com
mander 81 100000 on his note of hand
if on Saturday next he decides to de-
clare independence and start what viii
be known as the American army"
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TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE KILLED.

LONDON, Feb. 25.-The Times" will
tomorrow publish a dispatch from
Shanghai saying that the Ahnui troops
9 Kiang Yin ninety five miles from
Shanghai. mutinied recently. The mag
azine was blown up. Two hundred per-
sons We're killed and many woundeds
The troops killed a Captain and impris.
oned a General, who is now awaiting
death. The foreign instructors at XII
ang Yin are safely protected by the
Human troops.
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AT THE BAY DISTRICT TRACK.
One Race Ordered Run Over on Ac-
count of the Short Course.


SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 25.-Weather
fine and track fast. Six furlongs, SELL
ing, Tim Murphy won, Boreas second,
Claquer third. Time-1:14.
One and one-sixteenth miles, selling,
inside course, Little Cripple won, Ouch
ess of Milpitas second, Unity third.
Time-1 :4SS4. The course was discov-
cred to be f1fty-five yards short, and or
dered run over after the last race. Red
Root won, Duchess of Milpitas second,
Billy McCloskey third. Time-1 :5214.
Six furlongs, selling. Red Will won,
Gold Bug second, Roadrunner third.
Time-1: :14s
Seven furlongs, handicap, Bellicoso
won, Sam Leake se ond, Rey del Ban
didos third. Time-1:26.
About six furlongs, selling, Major
Cook won, Babe Murphy second, Lee
vena c. third. Time-111$4.
Six furlongs, selling, Repeater won,
Pecksniff second, Seaside third. Time
1:151A
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KILLED his WIFE.
Deed of a Man Crazed With Drink and
Insane Through jealousy.


SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 25.-Crazed
by drink and insane through jealousy,
Nicholas Claussen, a San Francisco
baker, fired three shots at his wife this
evening, all of which took effect, result
ing in her death a few minutes after
the tragedy.
The couple had been living unhappily
together for some time, and after a
sharp quarrel this afternoon, Mrs.
Claussen left her home and took refuge
with a neighbor. Claussen followed
her, revolver in hand, and threatened
her life if she did not Immediately re-
turn home. He was dissuaded from his
purpose, and pocketing his weapon he
started to leave the neighbors house.
Suddenly changing his mind, he drew
his weapon, and before he could be re-
strained he fired three bullets into his
wife, two of which lodged in the region
of his heart. She expired almost in
stantly.
Claussen was arrested and is now in
the city prison.
Mrs. Claussen's body was removed to
the morgue, and her three little children
are being looked after by neighbors.
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A church DESTROYED by Fire.

RICHMOND Va~). Feb. 25.-The
Grace-street Baptist Church, built
about two years ago at a cost of $50, 600.
was destroyed by fire to-day. The
Richmond Female Seminary was also
damaged about $1,000. Insurance,
So. 600 on the church.
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Gold Reserve.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 25.-The treas
ury gold reserve stood at the close of
business to-day at S123, ,113, 97S The
Withdrawals for the day were $780,
400. Bonds to the amount of $70,-
$500 of the new issue have been de-
livered, of which SO, ,4f3, $50 were cou-
pons- and $27, ,237 400 registered.
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An Indian Chief Burned to Death.

SAN DIEGO, Feb. 25.-Chief Gill,
who for number of years has been
at the head of small band of Indians
living in the Mission Valley, was
burned to death this afternoon by a
brush fire. Assisted by his son. the
old man was engaged in clearing some
land and buring the brush as they
removed it, when in some manner he
became surrounded by the flames, and,
being old and feeble, he had not the
strength to escape. His body was al
most burned to a cinder. Coroner John
son had considerable difficulty in induc-
ing Gill's subjects to part with their
chiefs remains, but he finally secured
the body and brought it to the city
morgue.
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PRIMARY ELECTION Law.
The Let Declared to be Unconstitutional
by the Supreme Court.
Unanimous Opinion of the justices to
be Special Legislation.

The Decision of the Superior Court of
Los Angeles Upheld-No Question
But That the Act is Local and
Special, since 1t Was to Apply to
and Take Effect in Two Counties,
Los Angeles and san Francisco.
The record-union., 1896-02-26

Is the handsomest
young mems dress
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fine, stylish and come
in tan and black. See
window.
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John A. Sutter rye whisky, 81 bottle.
2. K. Bloch & Co. sole controllers.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
sILvERlTES WALK OUT.
A ftcr Their Pro-. ,srara Agaiust IN
Finanolal Plank They Flo out,

.
After Their pr" Prs. a. Hcard Against tho
Financial Plank rhcy Flo out
ST. Louis, June 1e.-The silver men,
10 tho nptubet, Of ~; wrlted out ~ the
c6hvchtioh alter their protest Oh the
financial plank had been read TO the
meeting. sonatora Teller and Cannon
shcok ,.a..es With Chairman Tnurston
and Mr. Foraker and babe them good.by
and turned toward the steps leading
down to the right hand center aisle.
Meantime men, women and children
from the pit u the last tiers ct the
galleries had climbed upon their chairs.
As Teller Srd Cannon stepped ittc the
c.si6 dozen silver colleagues rose and
followed them. On each side OF this
aisle the delegates were facing 1t,
all standing on their chairs. AS tho
ale Of stern faced men marched
along the long pathway to the door d
great yell went MP before which every
other outbrcak Oh tho ddy paled into
silence. 1t was o shout In which ad'
miration, defiance, derision and rage
were Joined. The band In the highest
gallery broke into the tumult, but Its
brazen clangor made no impression on
tho -ocal storm anu was drowned in it
Tho following delegates were those
who walked out, The entire delega'
tions of Colorado and Idaho, 8 from
Utah, Pettigrew from South Dakota,
Hartman from Montana, Cleveland
aud Strother from Nevada The Gtsh
men were Cannon, Kearns and Allen.
None OF the delegates from the terri.
tories went out.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
DETROIT TRIsUNE BOLTS.

RepudIates the Republican National Plat
form rs "Damnabiy Unpatriotic and I'M
Republican"
DETROIT, Mich, juno 1a-The Trib-
une, one of the oldest daily hewspa-
pers In the west, and tho leading re.
publican paper Of Michigan since the
birth OF the party, will unequivocally
repudiate yesterdays action Of the re-
publican national convention in de-
claring absolutely for tho gold stand
ard rs against bimetallism. The
Tribune will say that while the party's
candidate Ia all right, "the platform
on tho only important issue
before the country Is damnably
unpatriotic and un-republican."
II will say: mo ones republicanism
can DO impugncd II he continues to
stand SOU arely on the national and
state platforms Of the past, and II he
repudiates utterly tho false and un-
American illumination Of St Louis
conspiracy" and advises active CAM
paigning against gold monometalli,m
congressional candidates"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
IN CONTEMPT,
Napoleon Hold Royalty and Crowns That
wero Inhcritcd.

NAPOLEON Hold Royalty and Crowns That
wero Inherited.
The great Napolcon's character was
hstrange mixture Of eager desire to en-.
10y the honors and glitters OF royalty
and OF contempt for those he foahd
upon thrones. II was us II he thought
crown the thing most of NIL to be
desired in the world, but had no re.
spect for kings who had not them.
selves won their crowns lie laughed
ut all attempts to provo that his own
blood was derived from royalty, and
said that his nobility did not 60 back
any farther than his receipt of his cor
porars commission.
II Is told that Bonaparte presided
pne day in the French senate, and,
taking out his pocket handkerchief,
Recidsntly dropped sevoral letters on
the floor. Senators scrambled to be
the first to pick up the letters, which
were all finally gathered up and re.
turned to the emperor in bunch.
"oh, never mind" said he, "they are
Of no consequences ut all; simply some
letters from Alexander and Frederick,
who tease me almost to death with
their troublesome correspondence"
! Alexander was the emperor OF Rus.
sia, and Frederick tho king of Prussia.
sand, by the way" Napoleon went
on, alexander, see, writes o better
hand than Frederick. But" (scarching
his pockets for another letter. Fran.
els, here, writes worse than either Of
them"
Francis was the emperor OF Austriu
who, by the way, judging from the
samples Of Donaparto's handwriting
that remain, certainly did not write a
worse hand than the great emperor OF
the French. And, ut any rate, Alex
ander, Frederick and Francis calling
to their aid one George of England,
were eventually able to write the
doom of this severe critic Of their cor.
respondencc. -Cincinnnti Enquirer.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

In Maine recently persistent SOW
ing machine drummer tackled house
In which lived an old bachelor who
hadn'ta sewing machine. The agent was
persistent and the bachelor obdurate
until the latter said no positively
wouldn't buy q machine unless wom'
an to run IL was also provided.
Then the agent hunted around and
in six weeks had found an elderly but
excellent maiden lady who had been
waiting for some good man to speak
out TO her and actually succeeded In
getting her married to the bachelor.
Then he made the sale Of machine.
The bachelor thought he was lucky. II
had been clever he would have taken
q woman who already had machine
and saved commissions New Orleans
Picnyune.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
TELLER's FINANCIAL PLANK.

The Colorado Senator Offers . Substitute
for the 0oid Plank, but lt Il Defeated.
ST. LOUIS, June 1o.-After tho read.
ing OF the majority report Of the COM
mittee on resolutions Senator Teller
offered the following substitute for
the financial plank:
We, the undersigned members OF the COM
mittce on resolutions, being unable to agree
with that portion OF the majority report which
treats OF the subjects OF free coinage and
finance, respectfully submit the following
paragraph rs . substitute therefor:
The republican party favors the use OF both
gold and silver rs equal standard money and
pledges its power to secure tho FREQ, unre-
stricted and independent coinage Of gold and
silver at our mints OF the ratio Of sixteen parts
Of silver TO one OF gold.
This was defeated.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
THE "wHlrE TERROR"
Dreaded Russian Secret Poiics-The stor
OF Its Organization.

Dreaded Russian Secret Police-The story
OF Its Organization.
Tho third section, whose chief IL
spoken Of In q whisper rs tho White
Terror. Is made up OF tho dreaded
secret police. Tho organization OF this
force Is n well-guarded mystery and
therein lies 1t vast power. II Is Under
The Immediate control Of tho minister
pf the interior and its one particular
business is to ferret out enemies Of the
szar and Of tbs imperial government
Much has been written about the
third section, but no complete story Of
its organization has ever been told.
Even tho cleverest and most-relicd'on
detectives in It's employ do not know
the real facts OF the matter. Ameri.
cans who have lived in the principal
Russian cities and who have written
about 1t have only been able to obtain
The barest skeleton of It's formation,
but that Is rs much rs my one knows
Secrecy and mystery from Its founda.
ton. How many mon compose the
force is unknown. They may number
5000 and possibly $4,000 Tho section
includes mon placed in every walk Of
life, from the humblest to the most
powerful, the artisan and the diplomat,
the high army officer and the common
soldier, the laborer and the society
man, the merchant and the thief In
every big city the world over are mon
Of the third section. They IRE In New
York, Chicago. Boston, Philadelphia
and ill large towns OF this country.
They swarm in London, Paris, Berlin,
Vienna, Constnntinople and the great
capitals of Europe. The cities Of Asia
are full Of them.
Those in the Roman cities have no
regular hours Tor reporting for duty,
as in the case with members OF the de-
tcctive forco in the ordinary city.
They are on duty all the time. Few
Of tho agents know ono another.
This is regarded us great advantage.
An agent would be in the company Of
nine other agents and not ono In the
group OF ten would know that he was
In the presence OF fellow.officcrs
Their superiors confer with them in
secret aud they never meet at one
place. 1t Is IN everyday occurrence
for an agent to turn in report accus'
ing another agent of suspicious con-
duct The latter is simply following
up some case and the other, not know.
ing him to DO secret officer, makes
his report. So elaborate, complete and
extensive is this organized spy system
that little goes on chat does not reach
the ears of some Official -Washington
Post
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

DENVER, Col, juno lathe follow
ing telegram from Gov. McIntire, OF
Colorado, was sent to Senator Teller ut
81 Louis soon after news was recei' ed
of his having walked out Of the con-
vention:
A national salute. with eight guns TO follow.
being fred ut the state capital In honor OF
yourself and the other Colorado delegates for
your brave and patriotic stand and loyalty TO
tho people you represent We are proud Of
the delegation. and delighted.
Statutes were also fred In Pueblo,
Leadville and Aspen.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

DALLAS, Tex, June 1o.-Charles
Simon, 10 years old, was yesterday
drowned in tho Trinity river,at point
o short distance above the Dallas
brewery. He was q member Of = fish
ing party and went into the river to
battle. He was unable to swim,
slipped under the water and sank.
His body was recovered an hour later.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
A Family of Seven Drowned.

BAKER CRY, Ore, June IA dam
ut the head Of Goodrich creek burst
Tuesday night and Clark French, his
wife and five children vera drowned.
Some of the bodies were found several
miles from the scene Of the fatality
and out of the course Of the stream
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

Doubly essential Is II that Jon should be
provided with some reliable family mcdi.
elmo. Hostetter's Stomach Bittcrs 10 tho
best Of It's class. remcdying thoroughly as II
does such common ailments as indignation,
constipation and biliousncss, and aifording
bafa and speedy help In mnlarial cases,
rheumatism and inactivity Of the Kidneys.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
F,v, v.r. KILLED.

UTICA. N. Y, June lo-The boiler
Of the steamer Titus Shard exploded
~ the canal at Little Fal'L Five per-
IONS were killed. but the names OF only
'wo eau DO learned .. the bodies eFy
tAaly napglea
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
To CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS & the EAST
Via Burlington Route.

Tho travelling public IL sure 20 lind the
best fast vesiibuicd Trains from tho MIS-
souri, River to thc East via tho 'isurlington
Route" Elaborate Compartment sieepsrs
(sanie rate az standard siospersl; frooChair
Cars OF luxurious pattern to 10. Louisi
Standard siccpcrs. ircc Chair Cars and
Dining tnrs to Chicago.
Ask Ticket Agent for tioiets VI, vEsrI.
BULED ELI Co Chicago. aud vim tho vESe
TIBULED LIMITED g. st. LopiJ.
L, w. wANELEY, Gen. Pa's. Agi.
Bt. Louis, Mo-
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
VENEZUELA AGGRESSIVE.
Troops Entsr the Disputed Territory-Bris-
Ish surveyors Molested.

ish surveyors Moiested.
LONDON, June I9.-In the house OF
commons to-day the secretary of state
for the colonies, Joseph Chamberlain,
confirmed the report that Venezuelan
troops had entered the territory In dis
pute between Venezuela and British
Guiana aud had interfered with party
of British surveyors who had asked for
the support of the colonial authorities.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
Grand Ezcursion TO Buffalo July Sth and

The National Educational Association VIII
hold It's next annual meeting In Buffalo, and
The Michigan Central, "The Niagara Falls
Route" has made rate Of one fare for the
round trip plus s2.0o, association member
ship fee. Send stamp for "Notes for Teach
tive 70 Buffalo and Niagara Falls, and 10
cents for Summer Note Bookn fully de-
scriptive and profusely illustrated OF the
Summer Resorts Of the North and East
City Ticket Once llp Adams Street. o. w.
RUeeLEs, Geu1 Pass'r T. Tk't Agt
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

Near Fort Robinson, Eeb., Private
]. B. Nellis, Of the KlHth cavalry, was
drowned while .leasaspg Big osyalEY
hRTal u win
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

CHARITY ever finds In the net reward, and
needs no trumpet In tho rcceiyer.-Bcau'
mont and Fletcher.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

Frs stopped FREQ and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use OF DR.. klinc's
Great Ncrvo Restorer. Free s2 trial bottle
" treatise. DIR. KLINE. 033 Arch st. Phila Pa.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27
THE PLATFORM.

Financial Plank.
ST. LouIa lima 1a-The finance
..a.a
Pions AZ ING Pia''oFa ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
by tho committee on resolutions was
adopted by the convention by vote OF
ataL .ves IN itOi< nnvs. the balance
a-t e. -. ,ot.
oeinB euoP'eu W Wv" WV" 'N'S'
The platform Is rs foliows'
Tho republicans Of tho United States. as
sembled BY their Representatives In national
convention, appealing for tho popular and his
turicai Justification OF their claims 10 tho
matches achievements OF 30 years OF repub-
lican rule. earnestly and confidently address
themselves 70 the awakened intelligence, ex-
perience and conscience OF their countrymen
in the following declaration Of facts and prin-
ciples: For tho nrst time since the civil war
tho American people have witnessed the ca
lsmieous consequences Of full and unrestricted
democratic control Of the government II has
been record OF unparalleled incapacity, dis
honor and disaster. In administrative man
nEcmcnt Il has sacrificed Indispensable revo-
nue.. entailed IN unccasing deficit, ckcd out
ordinary current expenses with borrowed
money, piled up tho public debt by
t.ds, 100000 In time OF peace, forced
On adverse balance OF trade, kept n perpetual
menace hanging over the redemption rum.
pawncd American credit to alien syndicates anu
reversed nll tho measures aud results OF sue
scssful republican rule In the broad enect OF
Its policy It has prccipitated panic biighted
Industry and hade with prolonged aepression'
closed factories, reduced work and wages
halted enterprise ana srlppIca nmer.ean pro.
sue.,oh "n,.o s. a., ErSsv nnnsiSara-
.oI 'ae nmioan .N ,,,.,,o ,,.orss, AZ.
ZION OF puui.v su'ess anu puo ..,, ~ 1870,
HluIus tiiHt tuc EosSEuhcus ohea w sSsseSe
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

PAIsEnooD Is susceptible Of an infnity OF
com binations, but truth has only one modo
OF being.-Rousscau.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

AFTER six years suffering, I was cured by
Ave-, Allegheny, Pa, March ~, VI.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

The Missouri Epworth league con.
ference in session ut Mexico, selected
Carrollton Us the next place OF meet.
Ing.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

Observation-Disclosures is your busi.
ness, may I askf' Boorise Sss..sncer-"|
am q gentleman, sir. That's my business"
Dyere"Ah! You have failed, see."-
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

A MAN intimately acquainted with tho
nature OF things has seldom occasions 10 ba
nstonished.- Home.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

ToMMY-"Psw,. what Is limited com.
panyr Mr.. tigg-"Two Is tho limit;
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

THOSE there are whose hearts have look
southwark, and arc open to the whole noon
Of nuturc. Bailey.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

TiHrnr nre follics rs catching Us conta-
giou5 disorders. ---RochcfoucGuld.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

o, FRIEND, q. long "a study and practice
humility, know where Iam.-Cleobulus.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

JoyEs-"Good morning, Benson. How do
you find busincssi'. Benson-"By iudicious
advertising. "-Harlcm Lifo.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

GaHyor misiprtune sssus p b India'
pea.ahls q SIC deyelopneal el lnlelllssaes
lpngU AAa ylElnei~g e1gpA
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1896-06-27

"EF scme mcn," said Uncle Ehcn, "could
think cz fas' oz dey kin talk dcy' hab 'st0n-
ished dc wOrl long bc:o' dis timc."-Wash-
inyton Star.