New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-01-23
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

We'll I'm dun.' said the tailor's bill, when It was
sent out for the third time.
The scoffer-watts-Do you really believe that
every sin Is followed by punishment?
steals a million dollars. don't lot OF people
have to ce?-undianapois
Journal.
Gadzooks-You don't mean to say that so homely
a girl as Miss PlaInface is able 10 get engagements
an artists model?
Zounds-Certanly; she poses for the designers
OF posters.
Absorbing Look at those two men: they have
been talking on that cold corner for an hour do You
no. | think they've both just learned TO ride
wheel"-tChicago Record
The presidents and professors OF about score
OF Western colleges have requested passes OF the
railroads running out OF Chicago on the ground
that they influence students 10 travel over GER
tain railroads in going 10 and from college. Thef
requests have been refused.
Change Of Base-"Roast? Yessir." said the
butcher. Here is one saved especially tor you;
But" said the man OF uncertain income 1 also
want TO settle my account. made raise yes
OH JIM put that, roast back and git one Of
them good ones out the ACCOMPLISHMENTS En-
qurer.
one OF the most famous OF the odtime pacKes
lines OF ships Is at present represented by
single ship the Great Admiral which, under conn
mand OF Captain Rowell recently arrived at bos-
ton In lS2 days from Manila with big cargo OF
hemp. She is the last OF the old ''Black Horse"
line which, when the firm of Baker Weld q CO
was in its prime, consisted Of twenty-eight YES
sells and went a long way toward laying the
foundations OF some of Boston's fortunes OF the
present time.
Sceptlcal-''Do you believe in second ssh'!' in-
mot fur this part O. the country" replied Der.
ringer Dan Yer wanter shoot the fust time 70
snii,nrs over the barrel, yer lrble notter slt
In
Star.
An Investigation OF the question Of school lunches
has been made in recently. and arrangements
have been made for the furnishing OF cheap lunches
In the high schools at cost OF nve ana ten ceh'S
A delicate point under consideration is how TO FUR
nish lunches to those children who unable TO pay
for them In serving lunches at the noon hour II -
found that there is a decided tendency to eat TOO
fast one visitor kept tally on the boys. and found
boy who broke record by getting away with three
sandwiches a piece of cake and cup OF chocoa's
in four minutes by the watch
An Opportunity, I.ost-"Well" said the s qon.
gentleman who had just made purchase az . St
don haberdasher's Il guess you may seha ''''
Good savens exclaimed the proprietor, r, a hss
the customer had gone Es an ,n Ss goods I'd
have awsked i'm ten shin' instead OF hve! -S|nS
cago Tribune
The Washington correspondent OF THE Atlanu
Journal tells a story Of a wel-known naval disn'
tary who has beautiful daughter. A certain
Young ensign with resources but his slenaes
salary fell In love with her and asked the old gentie'
man for her hand. The father at once taxed nun
with the fact that he had only his salary-hardiy
enough to keep him in white gloves and TO purhsn
his brass buttons. We'll Mr. Admiral what So~
say Is true But when you married you were o''s
a rnidshipman, with smaller salary fi'A"
mine How did you get along?" asked the ensign
who believed he had made the most diplomatic u
offences But not The crafty ola Sc" uos
Numbered forth: IL lived on my father-in-la" io'
the first ten years. bu, ri be ID II you are so'"s
to do it,
The old whipping pest still fourshes in the eouS s
jail down at Newcastle. Del, ana the car .ord-
II great moral influence in the community ne. .own
ing to a well-known Delawarean who was !" ov
yesterday that tobacco Is the onIy ariv
OF the .nveterate law-breakers, who are resat,"H
sentenced to the post. They claim ' tn hear
strengthens their nerves and enables tne'n '" Soma
the strokes OF the lash with greater fortituue;
time ago a coored man was sentenced 10 ~" ami
five lashes. He one OF the regut.an.'' His
having tobacco. was all OF q rem i,Ssd under
nerve Seemed completely gone lie wri.".Jr ,n AZ
TIE first fifteen strokes. and then yelleo: - .stin'
I.awds sake, Mister Sheriff gimme chaw ~ r.esuest
tobacco" The official paused granted the Win 4
and went on with his unpleasant TASK ASH, IA mot
piece OF the weed In his cheek. the cuiPr,s IN The
seem to mind the remaining ten stEo4y -
least.-lk'ha delpnla Recoro.