The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1896-01-16

II am cured since taking Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, is what many thousands are saving
1t gives renewed vitality and vigor.
Are you going to the war. Darey?" ''No:
I'd like to, but haven't time to 90 to head
quarters and find out where It's going to be
fought. 1t wouldn't he any fun to buy Il
ticket to Venezuela, and discover that the
darn thing was to be fought at SouthaInn-
tom Harper's Bazaar.
man once had baby tiger in the house
for pet Very nice as long as the tiger
staid little. But the tiger got bigger and
bit the mans hand off A cough is a baby
tiger. Use Adamson's Botanic Cough Bal
sam.
Little Dot: ''Teacher says we needn't all
learn to write the same hand" Mamma:
THAT pleases You, doesn't iJ?" Little Dot;
"Why, no. It's just as hard to learn to write
one way as another. Now if she'd only tell
us we needn't all spell the same way, there'd
be some comfort in it." London Advertiser.
Use In Time.
Catarrh starts in the nasal passages, affect
ing eyes, ears and throat, and is in fact, the
great enemy of the mucous membrane.
Neglected colds in the head almost invari
ably precede catarrh, causing an excessive
flow of mucous, and if the mucous discharge
becomes interrupted the disagreeable re-
suits OF catarrh will follow, such as bad
breath, severe pain across forehead and
about the eyes, a roaring and buzzing sound
in the and oftentimes a very offensive
discharge. Eiy's Cream Balm is the ac-
knowle lodged cure for these troubles
The member for North South Blankshire-
"Gentlemen, ycu rwit me with having turn
ed my coat FEARS ago | supported this
measure. Then ! had a reason. But now,
gentlemen, have lost mg reason" And he
wondered at the deafening smile that per
vaded the meeting. Household Words.
Old People.
Old people who require medicine to reg1-
late the bowels and kidneys will find the
true remedy in Electric Bitters. This med
icine does not stimulate and contains no
whislley nor other intoXcant, but acts as d
tonic and Alternative 1t acts mildly on the
stomach and bowels, adding strength and
giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding
Nature in the performance of the functions,
Electric Bltters is an excellent appetizer
and aids digestion. Old People find it just
exactly what they need. Price fifty cents
per bolt e at A. A. Howes & Co.'S Drug
Store.
she-People say You are marrying me for
nv money.
He (hotly)-The miserable slanderers I'll
sue them in court of law. | won't stand
it. I'll horsewhip 'em. HI
She-But, my dear, all that will make
talk, and it will get into the newspapers be
sides.
He-I don't care. l won't be lied about
that way.
She-You needn't be, my darling. III
make over my share to my brothers and
sisters, and let everybody know it
| He m-er-n mind. Who cares
what people say? | don't.
Two Lives Saved.
Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction City, Ill,
was told by her doctors she had Consump-
ton and that there was no hope for her, but
two bottles of DR.. Kings New Discovery
completely cured her and she says it saved
her life. Mr.. Thos. Eggers, 139 Florida st.
San Francisco suffered from dreadful
cold approaching Consumption, tried with
out result everything else then bought one
bottle of Dr.. Kings New Discovery and in
two weeks was cured. He is naturally
thankful. 1t is silch results, II which these
are samples, that prove the wonderful etfica-
cv of this medicine in Coughs and Colds.
Free trial bottles at \. A. Howes x Co.'S
Drug Store. Regular sizes 5Oc. and S1.o0
Farmer Hayrix-My boy wants me 10 send
him to college but don't believe the results
Is with the money, do you?
Farmer KonshoCk - Gaas, My cousin
Jakes boy, he Went to college and growed
SIGH head of hair and SIGH a lot of muscle
that he's maxim $3.50 a week as the "WIld
Giant of Madagascar, and only has TO show
twict day.
Buckicn'S Arnea Saive.
THE BEST ALIVE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chllbalns,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction of
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by A. A. Howes & Co.
"Now, play the piano. Would you say
play it beautiful or play it beautifully?
"Neither." Chow would you fix it then
"I'd say you play beautiful piano. Chi
cago Record.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.