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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21
Australian Ballot

There was n large attendance n, the
Democratic meeting IN the court house
last evening 10 hear Hon. J.R. LCtchof
explain the Australian sysl m Of vot.
in many people from other towns In
the county were present. Nj. Lrtchet
explained thoroughly and satisfactorily
the method, illustrating ibis lecture
by having judges Of election appointed
aud n voter going through ihe nc, oil
voting.
Judge Al. NJ. Kellogg aud Colonel
G.sn spoke briefly ailor Mr. Lutchsr
nad concluded aud campaign songs
were rendered by the Free silver Glue
club
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21

Pain.'s celery compound purifier
and rslnfofces tho blood In o way tina
% other remedy has ever attained
There comes an immediate clearing OF
the Jaundiced, muddy complexion;
utuFsigic and "siukn headaches cthnu
~ M IT., and the formerly wTetchcd
sleeper ~ Yeti blessings OF sound,
restoring sltep. Given tho hearty APP
tc,ite, tho sound sleep and the Iufe
blood, all the other noediul ihings that
% g. male Whist We call perfect health
are sure 10 follow.
Low spiflts, constant bfoodlng over
fancled wrongs aud imaginary sights.
nslAncholia and ftetiuiuess are not
treated ne seriously a. they deserve.
rhey are evident taults Of the tired,
nervous system AMI are 10 BE- corrected
by putting nm ond 10 the neglsct'ul con.
diti0n Of those vital parts.
Dsn'l wait tor nervous prostfhiion.
when headaches continue and that
tired feeling keeps W, or pain IL felt
over the kidneys, arouse tho body from
IT. unhealthy condition, get rid Of not
only these symptoms, but Of the under.
Tying causes, by prompt recourse TO
PAint's celery compound. This great
nerve aud brain rcstoter will not leave
. vtsiige OF Kidney disease. nervous
nos, unhealthy stats OF the nvsr or
heart trouble.
lie way Of curing these alarming
complaints IL direct ana unfailing.
IL replaces unhsalthy tissues by new
and heslthy parts and olean,rs and
put fier tue blood un,l. tne tired body
regAips the elasticity aud high snifits
0 A. - "a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21
ON The EXCHANGE.
, oui,t Day IN Tho Salt Lake Stock
Market.
ANCHOR NINE tLosrs.
,..,ieo,,r. L,arad-Op'ario NH
NuIl Rupuipg-nine MAJ
Resins soen.

p,t uolden Gate stock seems To 20
Iii. on 'changs. After yssterdAy's
a,,,esden,.d run on the stock, u ""
.,Ivto b. expected inst similar
could DO made Today. However
lao share. went q, .o2, the same
a,u,, as made yesterday.
The Ask msde = drop from the "
AMI. of Yesterday TO VI today, with
no Isle ohronicleo.
the galona did not meet with much
,,ot The bids came slow ami the
,,cs asked gradually dropped from
rove the 81 mark to si.o7i with no
iaksts.
the Merour remained irm' aud
,hovs W we'll. The stock being
,estei 1t I0.O5, while 1895 was The
highest biz.
on,srio was not called. Mhmmolh
,,set was offered 81 sl.i5. A bid Of
sse7I was made for block Of fliy
'h,t,,. aud tho sale was oon,umaisd q.
,Sat f,ufe. None OF the Daly.Wost
changed hands. IL remained hfm at
ss75. 1915 was bid for twenty shares
mi inc uflce came not down.
Tnls closed! the sales on the lia1eu
stocks. A.,
,,iss today, when block " l,OOO
SHARES was sold nj cvi {. tbs hld'
SIng was trtk o. 30 stock. WIN
IL. an. dayga work ON the
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CLOSE CALI OF A DYING MAs.
NARRowLY ESCAPED MARRiAuE A.
TKK EtuiiIY YEARs.

NARROWLY ESCAPED MARRiAuE AZ.
TEK EtuuIY YEARs.
OH David Wnkeman, one Of the
Tlchttt citizens OF Bridgeport, Conn,
went through his long life OF eighty
yeats without being married, but hr
had narrow escape nj the last mo.
msul. The woman who would have
become tue vile Of tbs dying man II
Annie Bufdeit, VINO, for twenty-five
yeafs has been his houtekseper. bOmt
years ago child wus born 10 her. ana
sue ssw tue only chance OF getting
anything Tor herself anu child out Of
Tho fortune Waterman possessed was
by becoming his vile.
Late on Tuesday afternoon aho ap.
ptarsd al the Town cioIk's oiilcv aud
secured u marriage llcensr. she anu
the dying man wefe the principals
nam,d Ia the license. she hurried
home aud fouhd Waterman In n seml.
uucOntcioua state. She was about 20
hurry for clergyman or Justice VI the
peace 10 pet orm tbs ceremony when
some nf her friends TO whom she hai
eouhJei stopped her. Later ir.ond
" Mr.. WakomAn hearl OF tho eonlom.
plated marriage aud prevented It,
Bufial Express.
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4 $4,000 CONTRACT.
1h@ Nv sanai Tor I'll. .oia ,resL
Placer nine.

Ik- s,v sanai Tor til. .oia ,r.sh
Placer nine
Corey Brjf. OF Ogden have recently
fsosivsda contract amounting 10 shout
$4,000, from the Gold Creek Mining
COMPANY. Nevais concern. The
conIact calls Tor tho construction Of q
ditch about seven miles long, also y
dam - make reservoir on the placer
grounds Of the dold Mining company
which are located IT. at H1veniy.hve
miles north Of EXC. Work viii be
commenced immu iiAlely,
Itisexpocted that about MY teamr
will be- will be Put 10 work at once.
Three or sour carloads OF mach inrTy
hnd a number Of men and teams have
already been tbipp,d 20 ElAo. The
compaby expect to have tho work
Completed and the canal IA opefatio u
by spring.
II Ia pleasing TO note that q Utah
hfm has been honofed with n work Of
such Importance as this placer mine
canal pt0mhes g. be.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21

Mr.. Il. W. Center, OF this city and
associates are Interesting ihsmselvo'
In the Iroptttls-in CITY Cnek canyon.
They own the Free Bullion and BEL.
mont that lie adjacent to the Red Bird
mine which nrst attracted attention 10
The region n number Of years ago, aud
from which suvsfAl thousands la silver
and lead ore have been taken. The
surface showing Ia sali TO be renlafkA'
biz, ~ rich noa, eau DO picked up any
where, ald 20 strong " the faith OF the
gentlemen mentioned IN the BlaoA
Mountain property that they lhhyo
made considerAUle purchases and ate
localing all the claims possible In tho
Vicinity.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21
Bible Class Organization.

The class In Bible study was organ.
lied on Monday evening by Elder
willard Done at 23S w. Fint North
street with Al % eoufsging attendance.
tue public arc invited 10 be Ittteut
this evening at 1880 when BIO her
Done Will deliver tue intfOJuoiofy
ltotutu on the "Ofigin Of tho Bible. I"
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Asr. LOUIS sysDIcArE.
hsy Purchase the fameus iienrieitc
Ella m At Mereur for $4,000.

a 81. Lluis syndieais has been
negotiating with the principal ownsrO
u The Henrietta Tor a transfer Of the
complete control or the oompany. The
consldeTalion 10 about s25. 600. The
htnrella ~ ems OF MeIcuf's bonapzas
snd u located about | 400 Toe. east OF
lhu East GOLDEN Gate. II tho sale 10
tohhummaird, the new owners will
eou1iuur sinking the shaft. Already
much work has been dOne on the claim
anu well defined o3E'aol has been
9emonslrated. Thesnaft 10 now about
luo feet down, and the work will be
eoaunued until the body Of ore "a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21

IL 10 Iumote1 o. the exchange that
one OF tho mtmbets win be called 10
account on mAtlefs pertainiBg 10 the
market A rtpuliAttd sails II the
"bOuc OF cOniontiOn.b
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c.n,nr, Inearnora,.d.

Tbs Century GolJ Mining and MIL.
Ing company today Hlod articles Of
Incorporation with tho county clerk.
The principal place OF business IL In
this city; the capital st,ok Ia 5000
al q the uiiicefs are. Delaney Wilson,
prsHidon'; Samuel 5tillmAn, vice
PRECEDENT; rbomss Is. Busby, secretary (;
william II. Bowdea, TREASURED; aud
these genilt men with James Rossvest.
John Anguvo anu Fpnk Edison,
form the directorate. Tho mining
property b. loneing 10 the CORPORATION
u situated In Box Elder county.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21
VERY LIGHT VERDICT
Jury Brings IN Verde OIL Voluntary
NsnslaushttL
DEFENSE WANTS \ INV TRIAL


Atiiiq5 tbis m,tutpg tho iufy in the
ty.-.,-. ......-,-. -. -. 80. -,
N's,'e' niu'u'' o'so eH"'o INV No"'
ana announced that thuy hAd Ioun1
the defendant, Daniel Ksssief, guilty
of voluntary manslau bter. Upon
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''q''s' " wv We '"'' '"e I"'S W.
PO'''u suu ''V" lu'o' snu u"'''
seph'''olS 'nH' suou VS. NV 'e'u'o''
Mi. Taylor, Tot the defense, gave
notice OF q molten Tor n new trial on
tho gtourds that Tho ysfdioi vas eou.
- =. a.. ,.,..,., a.. a,,,.,..,. a,
uA'S " 'N' -" "'' WV '''"'"'' ."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21

la tho oase Of Granville Gillolt We
Thomas Il. Taylor appellant, Justice
Bartoh rendered IA opinion IN the
Supreme court today which Ttverees
the Judgment Of the trial court and
orders new trial In accordance win
the conclusions contained In tho
opinion.
Tue suit was brought by Gillette
against raylor, who signed ne surety
On = ptomitspty note dated April l,
1891. In the trial court the Ify r..
turned a verdict fnr Gillette IN the sum
OF si,7i9.01 against John W. Taylor
and Thomas l.. Taylor, the former Ne
principal and the latter ~ surety.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1896-10-21
uERLlN ]. STONE, GtnsaloGIsl,

nn established a Genealogical nureAu Al
Ogden. Utah. Has on hand hundreds Of zen.
for sHie o. reference. Has something rolAtinE
20 almost every American family, Makes 4
seSsslnIt,. ihoss ibtsss.ted shanlS el,,ns
pVHs -Ih him or visit his library,
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Commencing tom ROW night and
continuing lot the balsnce Of The week
We are 10 have tho original BOwery
play entitled On the BOwofy, win
Steve BfOdiu and large aud capable
supporting company. The play IL
Intended TO depict the class OF
people and their customs ~ seen upon
this great thOroughiafe, and many
" tho scenes uicd are reproductions OF
places on that street that viii appear
familiar 10 many who have visited ",
including Brooklyn bridge, from
which, during the course OF thu play,
Steve Brodie makes his iamoua leap.
The sale Of seats for this engage.
ment opened al the lheatsT box tineo
yo,tertay morning.
the LyoEuM
a bother packed house listened To
anu spplaujed tbs iunny Jokes OF the
end men, opJlyei tho singing Of toe
fT0cadgfo quaftoite, breathlessly
va chsd the sword Juggling AID
laughed nj tue antics nud clever iuul'
uling ncis OF the La R1se bfothefs, In
sohillinRt'a minstrel organization nj
tho Lyctum last evening. IL isa good
leff.fmhnce Ter the money, anu the
poop surm 10 appreciate Il. a mstlnte
vii DO given this afternoon al 3 .. NJ.
aud the enRas,msnt will oiote Win
tOlighPs IefioTmanct.
TABERNACLE.
Madame Lillian Noriiop, repre-.
fobt,d by Mr.. Lie Wilson, ner man
agor, has made arrangements whereby
tho Tabernacle has beeu engaged TOT
Christmas night, when this famous
singer will appear In concert, tssistod
W the Tabernacle choir. THIS viii
indeed 10 q treat fer the music.loviug
public Of Salt Lske ami vicinity, anu
no the LADY nppoafs nj u time when
| smussmtnt N rife che viii no doubt be
received with large Outpouting ol
the people on tho night OF her engage
| muut,
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reached, Charles h. Val, }. w. Hey.
wood sui Clafeuce DO Grow arc
among the fiicegs u the company.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09

condemned 90 lnac-1on and anxiety. but
as 1t was he read Mr.. Theodore Shells re-
ply cablegram with a frown which was
quite evanescent and felt mild satisfac-
ton in the respite In tho afternoon he
took out Miss Kildare to fish for tar1on.
By one of those singular chances which
occur every century or SO n tarpon they
did actually catch on that first day of fiss,
ing--a 30 pound monster, with g!ittering
silver scales On him as big As dollars. who
gave three hcuis' frantic Tight bcfc-c he
turned his belly 70 the skies and submitted
10 travelling backward III the boat
I'VE got him between u.s. said Miss
kildare. That's my first, and I've tried
for him times oaS Ct number
My first also, and I've tarpon fished
for weeks
We seem to bring one another luck
Its an undoubted fact, Elsie, We dc -
The deduction seemed TO give risc to
thoughts in each of them, and they let
thcir eyes rove vaguely over the gulf wa
tiers for tho next minutes without speak.
ing. while the beat rode gently over the
wind!css sweils which cid in through the
outlying keys. y porpoise surgcd past
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
To BE Continued
CO n Il use I t. stimony.

Charles Il. Hood, broker and man
ufacturer's agent, Columbus, Ohio,
certiiies that DIR. Kings New Dis
covery has no equal as cough rem
edy. j. ID. Brown, proprietor St.
James hotel, Fl. Wayne, Ind. testi-
fies that ne was cured of a cough of
two years standing. caused by la
grippe, by DR.. Kings New Discovery.
b. +. Merrill, Baldwinsvillc, Mass. .
says that he has used and recon-
mended it and never knew it TO fail
and would rather have it than any
doctor, because it always cures.
Mrs. Hemming, 222 East Twenty
fifth street, Chicago, always keeps it
at hand and has no fear OF Group, be-
cause it instantly relieves. Free
trial bottles at Hartz & Ullemeyer's
drug store.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
sTeveHsoN's MoDesTy.
The Novelfst'4 Opinion Of himself - Ex
pressed In His letter.


pressed In His Letters.
There is enc passage in Louis Steven
sons correspondence which it would
have been a thousand pities to miss. So
much nonsense has been written about
Stevenson's work, he was made the VIC
tim while he lived CT such an extrava-
CANT system of putting, that .hosc who
did not know him were alniost inevita-
bly, forced to associate him with his
fiatterers and to believe that he must
see himself with their eyes. 1t is clear
that he did not. His most exacting
critic can hardly have judged him more
sternly than he judged himself.
For the nonce my skill deserts me,
such as it is, or was. 1t was q very lit
tie dose of inspiration, and pretty lit
tie trick of STYLE, long lost, improved
by the most heroic industry. So far
have managed to please the journalists.
But am a fictitious article, and have
long known it. / am read by journal
lists, by my fellow novelists, and by
boys. With these, incipit ct explicit my
vogue. Good firing anyway, for it seems
to have sold the edition. do not
think 1t Is possible to have fewer illu
sions than I. / sometimes wish / had
more. They are amusing. But I cannot
take myself seriously as an artist. The
limitations are SO obvious.
1t is not often one finds a popular au-
thor writing III such a strain-an au.
thor, too, whom there seemed general
conspiracy among the reviewers to spoil
What a contrast it is to the following
extract from the touching epilogue add
ed to these letters by his editor and
friend:
"The fragment On which he wrought
during the last month of his life gives
to my mind, as it did to his own, for
the first time the full measure Of his
powers, and if in the literature of 70
nance there is to be found work more
mastery, Of more piercing human in.
sight or moro concentrated imaginative
vision and beauty, do not know it. -
Macmillan S Magazine.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
A CLEVER SCHEME.
But tie Boss Had Been Too Long In Brsi
ness to lie Fooled.

But tie Boss Had Been Too Long In Bush
ness to BE Fooled.
One day in Il Sixth avenue chophouse
a well dressed young man sitting at a
table not far from me finished his lunch
and asked for his check, bat as it was
brought to him he suddenly rose up and
hurried to the cashiers desk, which was
near the door, and said:
"Sir, have dropped $50 out of my
pocket i'll this place! Let no one 60 out
until 1 make a search p
where's your check?' he was asked.
"Here it is. had two twenties and
$40 bill"
"Will you pay this check of s1.5O?'
Il can't till find my roll.''
"Thomas. call in an officerr'
But what for?" asked the victim.
ITO arrest you if you don't pay!
That an old game-too ancient to
work here"
"But nave dropped S5Or'
"Guff! Will you pay?"
IN pay if can find my money.
know l had it when came in here"
Call the copper, Tomv'
IN to sec what was wanted. The cashier
was telling him that he had a deadbeat
to be cared for when a woman rose up
to leave, and the young mans $50 was
found on the floor, where it had been
covered by her skirts.
Didn't l tell you sol" he exclaimed
as he returned to the cashier to pay the
check. Mice sort of man, you are! I'll
sue you for damages before I'm through
with this!''
The cashier looked tired, but made
no reply. When the indignant young
man had departed, said:
Then he wasn't beat, after all?"
THE slickest kind he replied.
"But he los: his money, and it was
found
Don't You believe it! The woman
was his pal and gave it up only when
she saw that he would be arrested.
Your Uncle Hiram has been right here
for 20 years and knows the ropes Pr
New York Cor. Detroit Free Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
Lord Ellenborough's WIG.

Lady Ellenborougb, a renowned beau
~, on one occasion accompanied the
Judge on circuit, on the distinct under
standing that she should not incumber
the carriage with bandboxes-his alb
horrence. During the first days journey
Lord Peterborough, stretching his legs,
CHANGED to strike bis foot against some
thing under the seat. 1t was a bandbox.
Down went the window and out it flew.
The coachman, thinking the box had
fallen cut, at once pulled up, but his
master turiously roared out the order to
drive on. On reaching the next assize
town, Lord Elienborough proceeded to
equip himself for the bench. Now"
said he, where is my wig?" my
lord" replied tho attendant, sit was
thrown ont Of the carriage window. -
Temple Bar
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09

Then fGhc The cincl, from ms. sir.'
them, coughing as lie chased Il slloal O.
mulle., and overhead a a:rin- of purple
and yellow cranes screamed yICa-ilv as
they tapped home to the Everglades aitui
o DAYS hard fishing on p growing reef
They've all not IL make their living"
said Canbel
''Whot' asked the girl
Il was thinking of those animals in the
water and in the air and. By analogy. the
rest of the animal worl,i We all Of W.
prey on something else. down to the ass
who eats grass, or else we die 80
That's very sage remark. Pat Have
You been reading Schcpenhaucr lately, OF
Is your bank account unhealthy
Cambel laughed Was it Icssin.st.c:
I'm not given that way as a general thing
It's 50 much pleasantcr for oneself and c1
erybcdy else To lcok Mt matters from the
cheerful point Of view. But was think.
ing at the time that il Id been well of
and if other things had not happened as
they did my life would have been written
very differently"
You mean You might have been her
majcsty's ambassador To the court of Tim.
buktu?''
"Or something in that line. Possibly.
yes
Mabel" said the girl, lis free now"
Canbel nodded dreamily and once
more let his gaze roam out across the wa
tiers. The boat rode uncared for over the
gentle oily swells, and the sound of the
surf crumbling on the distant keys fell on
his ears and droncd to him lingering
tale of might have been. Mabel was free,
The woman who had once promised to be
hn x,,l,,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09

SYNOPSIS or PRECEDING CHAPTERS.
CHAP1 ER Amy Rivers. the
ward OF Theodore Shelf. a hypocrite,
Is engaged ~ Hamilton Fairfax.
1I-Shelf proposes a piratical scheme
To Patrick Cambel. Shelf being under
the malign influence of Mrs. Shelf.
III. ". V and NI-The scheme IL to
ship gold to New Orleans. overinsur-
ing il and wrecking it. Shelf and
Cambel employ Captain Owen Kettle
to command the steamer, the Port
Edes, and to carry out the plan.
Cambel ssils in the steamer. VII
AS TO the Port Edes, laden with the
boxes, leaves the dock q man on
shore declares that she is doomed.
VII-The crew attemp' to seize the
vessel N order to secure the gold.
IX-But Capt. Kettle subdues the
mutiny. X and XI-Cambel, who
has attached wires from his state
room. makes the electric connection
and causes an explosion. The ship
appears to be sinking. Kettle sends
Csmbel below with the ostensible
purpose OF seeing what is the trouble.
XIi-Cnmbel returns, and by his sp-
pcarance the men Judge that the ship
is sinking and take to the bouts.
This leaves only Kettle, Cambel and
one man on board. which has all
been planned. They steer for Flor
ida. Cambel, coming up from he
low, sees q small pleasure schooner
approaching with girl ut the tiller
Elsie Kildare, n sister Of the girl
who had refused him and made him
what he was. They are on the Flor
ida co; st. XlII-They take the Pert
EGe' into a bayou and are followed
by II sloop whose crew are engaged
in the Illicit work of hunting plumes
from the tropical birds Of the Ever
gladcs. III, plume hunters see the
Port Edes' name and from newspa-
pers know that she has gold on
board. XIV-Amy Rivers, in Lon
don. hearing Of the disaster to the
Poit Edes, attributes the explosion
to the anarchists. Fsirfax loses faith
in Amy's guardian, Shelf. XV-Two
Illicit "plume hunters"-Billy Mutt,
one-eyed man, and his partner,
Hank-go aboard the Port Edes.
Kettle discloses the swindle to them
and says he will take the steamer to
far-away port. repaint and sell her.
Mutt declares he will keep the gold
for him. A fight between the two
plume hunters ensues in which Hank
gouges out Nuts eye. and Mutt stabs
Hank, thus Kidding Kettle OF both.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
Pits
In 1905 Pitt ca

In 1905 Pitt ca" citing Of the
British militia col0ne.s TO consider his
additional force bill Some objected to
the clause which called them out under
all circumstances and argued that this
should not be Except in case Of actual
invasion" "Then," said Pitt, cit
would be too late" Presently they came
to another clause, when tho same OBJ
jectors insisted Oh the militia not being
liable to be sent out of the kingdom.
Except, suppose" said Pitt, with
cruel sarcasm, Gin case Of actual inva.
sion"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
An Acquired Habit.

You heard Mrs. De Voc recite The
Lost Child last night, didn't you:''
''Of course
Notice the queer way in which she
worked her chimp
Certainly; but you know the reason
of that:''
double hinge in her jaws?"
On. no! She worked in a chewing
gum factory for five years before her
marriage and had to sample every lot
turned cut. Detroit Free Pres.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
Realistic.

Enthusiastic Artist-Do you know I
painted picture of a lion SO naturally
that 1t had TO be placed behind bars?
Enthusiastic Author-That's nothing.
wrote novel so full of burning emo
tion that IL had to be printed cn asbestus
pages fer fear Of consuming them
London Tit Bits.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09
Rheumatism Cured In q Day

Mystic Cure" for rhematism and
neuralgia cures in l to days. Its
action upon the system is remarka-
bic and mysterious. It removes at
once the cause, and the disease
immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly relieves, as cents. Sold
BY Otto Grotjsn. druggist, Rock Is
land and Gust. Schlegel 4 Son, 22O
west Second street, Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1896-04-09

Dr.. Williams Indian Pile Ointment win cure
blind bleeding. liberated and itching piles II
absorbs the tnnors, Hlays the itching ct once,
acts as voultice. gives instant relief. Dr. VIII
iams' Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only FOL
piles and itching Of the private parts, and nothing
sise. Every box il guaranteed. Bold BY drug.
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Williams Manufacturing company. Proprietors
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