The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-07-15
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- Whosoeyer serves his country
we'll has no need of ancestors.
- It is claimed that fresh lettuce
eaten at night will cure insomnia.
- he that does not produce as
much as he consumes is a deadhead to
society.
- It is bad manners to be more
polite to your neighbor's wife nan to
| your WI
= Oranges and lemons will keep
we'll if hung in a wire net in a cool and
airy place.
= The greatest length Of England
and Scotland, north and south, is about
608 miles.
- Genuine prayer is the most up
lifting exercise in which one can pos
sibly engage.
= The boy bully Of school days is
about sure to turn out the bully boy
of the barroom.
= Selfconceit is the weakest and
%silliest thing Of which rational being
can be guilty.
= A little annoyance is often harder
to bear in the right spirit than a great
| trouble.
-"Men have sought to save their
country but who, before Jesus, sought
to save the world ?"
= Every time you consent to do
wrong you weaken your character and
corrupt your heart.
A trained mind, O firm will, a
good heart, a sound body-these lead
| to broad and certain success.
= It costs four times as much to
govern American cities as is spent for
the same purpose in Great Britain.
= When you feel inclined to falter
and stagger under your load look up
and take fresh courage.
= When you are tempted to fret
over the shortcomings Of other people,
stop and think of your own.
-"Every cloud has a silver lining"
| and many a man wishes his pocketbook
was a good-sized, healthy cloud.
A good deed is never lost he
who sows courtesy reaps friendship,
and he who plants kindness gathers
love.
Spain has authorized the issue
Of paper money to the amount Of $l2,
000. 900 to continue the Cuban war.
= It is in the counting hours that
the young woman finds that there is
something of the man about her"
- An ascertained fact about cam
paign lies cut out Of the whole cloth
is that the cloth is usually made up Of
yarns.
= Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
cures colds, Group and whooping cough.
1t is pleasant, safe and reliable. For
sale by Hill Bros.
= Virginia has just enacted a law
making it a misdemeanor to sellfintox-
icants to any student of an educational
| institution in that State.
= It is worth while to know when
preparing for the canning of fruit that
if the old rubber rings are put into
weak ammonia water they will regain
their elasticity.
-"Say, mister" said the little
Fresh Air child, as she watched the
cattle enjoying their cud, "do you have
to buy gum for all of them COWS to
chew 2"
= She-I wonder whore the Gus
tom of mother taking their daughters
to watering-places originated He
In the days of Abraham. Rebecca
got her husband at one
- It is very imprudent to give the
baby solid food until he has teeth to
chew it, for nature provides the teeth
as soon as the stomach is strong enough
to digest such food properly.
= Gussy-Why do you persistently
wear the hair Of some other woman on
your head? Beatr:ce-For the same
reason that you wear the SKIN OF an
other calf on your feet.
= Bicyclists in Germany use hand
| grenades or bombs to get rid of trou-
| blesome dogs. These bombs explode
with an extremely loud noise, and yet
are small and convenient to carry.
= France has a society whose object
is to check the decline in population.
1t proposes that a law be enacted ex-
empting from taxation all families
containing more than three children.
The first exports of cotton from
this country were in 17s5, in which
year one bag was sent fron Charleston
to Liverpool, while IL were sent from
Philadelphia and one from New York.
: Humility is g beautiful grace.
Never put yourself before other people.
Let them put you forward. Never,
never boast of what you have done o.
could do. Self-praise goes but a little
way.
- In at least one city in the United
States-Montpelier, Vt.-al locomotive
tire hangs in a church tower, and is
used as a fire alarm gong, giving a
very Cltdl Guo pCuS9ieeilS ooohu Will
struck by the striker.
do you think of the bicycle
craze ?" ''Great thing! I never took
so much exercise before in all my
life" ''Why, 1 didn't know that you
were riding" 'Im not, but I have
to cross the street once in a WHILE
- The Egyptians believed that the
soul lived only as long as the body
endured; hence their reason for m
balming the body to make it last as
long as possible. 1t is estimatedtha a
altogether there are 400, 000, 600 mum
mics in Egypt.
- Said little Fannie Chafic
"Mamma, this is the place where some
little girls were walking, and one Of
them fell down and hurt herself, and
they all laughed except me. "And
why didn' you laugh, Fannie ?" "Be.
cause I was the little girl that fell
down and hurt herself"
"What a delicate-looking girl
that little Miss. Pslim is II observed
the youth in the corduroy waistcoat.
"She NAV look feeble" said the young