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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
c<u eimer HobIe pcrirrt.

Gns1iiA Snb., 25. Suli. @ei1
atpei Sagen finb piele @rcurfionti ten In
Der in Der bteitgen Ndbe befinoli4en
@6mefelbDb[e perirrt. Ri benen.
melhe, ME man petb, bermibt iperoen,
eebDren Gbarles Strotber bon ct.
2ouis; Gb. 8. Grace bon porter
Gountp, Snb.; s. 4. Trancis @rnett,
patrit 8rpan unb @eorge Murpbp
BON Campbell Gountp, &p.
MuBer bieIen befinben '1i6, pie man
q(uubt, nod etpa Is Biz 20 Berionen
aus Der umoegenb in oer 90ble, in
tpel9e lie ii9 obne Tubrer tpagten. IS
mirb jebt na6 ibnen geiu4t.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
Yarbarijfc YcDamotuna

Seq Me It, 5la., 81. Suli. Qus
9apana miro gemelbet, bub &ios unb
Montaneo, bic beioen 2eute, mel9e
infolge Der @ntoedung bon Waffen in
einem 9auie in Der Can Rafael @traz
BE in 9apana perbaftet tpuroen, bon
bet ipanti@en poli5et in barbarif@er
Weiie ausgepeiti&t poroen ieien. Der
@ritgenannte 1purbe gefoltert. Cine
5rau, pel&e perbaftet tpuroe, 1T bret
Sage lang in cine 3eue eingeiperrt
porben, in tpel4er ii@ auber einem
@tu6le feline M0bel befanben.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
0rokcr ghrcioer=Strctf

Mem Oort, Is. Sult. Dim Mittz
mo@ erbielten $4,000 @odi&nei6er
8efebl gum Musfeben, Inn bobere 20bz
ne BON ben Tabritanten gu er3tpingen.
Ser @trettbefebl fam ben Tabrttanz
ten gang iiberra1@t, bu perbreitet NOR
ben mar, bab bic Tiibrer Der Mrbeiter
einen @treit fir unratbiam balten.
8is Mittag tparen bereits 1000 bte1ige
@hneiber ausge1tanben.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30

Der @ile &purben &er3en bei@afft I'M
10 notbbirftige 8eleu4tung berge<
fteut. Man pertagte 1i4 1@ltebli4
Bis gum folgenben Sage, be- bas BE-
gtaubigungscomite nod ni@t ferttg
gum 8ert4ten mar.
Mm ndf1ten @ormittag 10 ubr rief
Senator Butler BON Nortb Carolina,
Der tempordre @%oriibenbe Der Nattoz
nalen populiiten< &%onpention in ct.
2ouis, $780,, bic &onpention mieberum
CUR Srbnung.
Delegat CRAWFORD bon &anias TELL
te ben Mntrag, bab bic 9elegaten BET
@ilberz& onbention gu ben @alerten
auqelaFen tperben lonten, tpen1 lie ibre
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
1ampf NIT 81 paoid,cinlcrn.

Mf31anb, &p, 10. Suli. @us
SPITE Gountp mirb gemelbet, bab 3ttz
19en elmer Mn3abl bon @teuerbeamten
unter Dem 8efeble BON &ib Greer bon
TloDb Gountp unb Monbi4einlern am
Gltborn Greet Elm Rampf ftattgefunz
ben babe. Dret ber 8eamten unb
3tpei ber Monb14ein1er purben bur4
@9iKe %ertpunbet, iebo4 peib man
ni@t pte f4per.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30

lift 80nts feit auf bic Greunbidaft
bes beuti4en &aiiers adblen tann.
Dim 5. Nusuit' trifft. Der aaiier in
Wilbelmsbaben elm. 2lber bic 500
b~enaoqern" 1oq pabrenb oes 9erbites
unb m0sli4ernei1e AUDI i'm Winter in
0ienite bletben. Dieie neuerlide Or
bre ldbt barauf i9lieben, bab nod pstz
tere Retien pom &atier fir bieies Sabr
geplant iinb.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
. SatpNi blcibt rorl1mfa.

@om, %. Suli. @ie bic l1niteb
preb aus benz @atitan erfdbrt, mirb
Migr. @atoIi feline Tunttionen uls
apo{toli19er 9elegat in ben @eretnig>
ten @taaten big gum nd9iten pdpitliz
den Ron1iftorium meiterfiibren.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
Nam1rcrHcin i'm 0cfGn0niE-

Berlin, %. Suli. Ser gefaaene
Trbr. b. 9ammeritein fat betanntli@
feline @trafe i'm 3ellengefdngnib gu
Moabit angetreten. @r bat cine gez
tp0bnli&e 3ele, pie ite ale fino, inne;
biei e[be 1T inbeb renoptrt, unb ct iibt
in @in3elbaft. @eine piele 3eit flint
er nit ebr&i&er Mrbett, Der 9eriteQun9
BON @6neiberz 6lidarbetten aus.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30

Mbaei&en. triigen unb Scrip @impion
unteritibte ben Mntrag. @oglei4
erbpben ii9 aber laute protei tie unb
ber @oriibenber Butler ertlarte ben
Mntrag fir auber Sronung.
MGbenb bic &onpention auf irgeno
einen Romitez8ert@t martete, ipielte
bas Or9eter mebrere @tide. Dirie
1purbe nit unsebeurem Subel begribt.
Gin Stlaboma<D i@ter trug Johann
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
Marftberihtc.
GbteaAo.

Wintermei3en $50; @ommer<
tpei5en $685.; @ogeen 28-31; Ser
fe 1872; 9afer 1920; Corn rs
-27; aleie CTS; 3leeiamen 600
7.25; Simotbpiamen 2.40-2.85;
5la9s 7O-71; Simotbpbeu 6.5O-
HOO; prairiebeu 3.5O-8.00; 8ut<
ter, Creamery 10-15; Butter, Datrp
Gil; @tiere 3.50-4.50; &ibe Ito
400; @toders 3.2O-3.60; &dlber
3.OO-5.4O; @9meine 2.75-3.55;
@9afe 1.75-3.80; 2dmmer 800
GAO; 2ebenbe 9ibner 8-12; 9urfep
70; @nten SO; @dnie, per 9bb.
400; Mepfel per SAB 50-2.25; &arz
toHeln pet SAB 70-1.C0; 8obnen Is
"a; @ier 9-1O; Salg 2-3; Wbis<
tep 1.22; &die, Cream 81; &dte,
@dmei5er 10-11.
Wilwantst.
Wei5en 81 SO; @oggen 5o-32;
@erite 25-29; 9afer 1918: Corn
|26-27; Mebl, patent per TaB 3.45
$3.50; Simotbpiamen 2.30-3.90;
&leeiamen 6.75-7.5O; Tla4s IL
70; Simotbpbeu $50 pratz
riebeu 5.OO-9.50; Butter, CREAMERY
12-15; Butter, Dairb 8-13; RGie,
Cream IS; &G1e, @4mei5er 12--13;
RartoHeln 1875; @ter 80; So
pfen 5-8; @tiere 3.25-3.75; &iibe
1885; Stoders unb Tecbers
2.5O-3.6O; @9peine 2.90-3.25;
S9afe 2.50-3.25; 2dmmer 400
4.75.
Ct. &omiS.
@tiere 2.50-4.30; &ibe Its
-3.75; @toders unb Teebers ats
1865; S9meine 3.20-3.40; @4afe
3.O0-3.50; 2dmmer 3.50-5.75;
Wei3en $3.50; Corn 25; Rog9en %;
9afer 10; Tla4s IS.
&anfas GitN.
Wei3en 46-53; Corn 22-24; 9uz
fer 16-19; &ossen $685.; Gier 6
y; Stiere 2.45-4.1O;& iibe 1.5O-
$50; @toders unb Teebers 2.5O-
3.65; S9neine 100000; @9afe
2.50-3.65; Qdmmer 3.50-5.5O.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
Sat caS Mcaicrcn TAFT.

@erlin, %. Suli. prina 4lbre&t
BON Preuben fat es oHenbar 1att, ben
@esenten BON 8rauni&meig gu ipielen.
@r fat ben &aiier eriu@t, ii4 aus
1@liebli4 Der Sn1pettion bes erlten
iptomen gu birfen, oe1en
Sit na6 Berlin berle9t 1perben 1ou.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
9ic YVaoncr: Ncnipiclc.

mun&en, %. Suli. Die wagz
ner'1@en Teft1piele haben nit elmer
briuanten Muffibrung bon "&bstaz
qolo", unter Der 2eitung BON Sans
~>4"r. ihren 9(rfang genommen. Die
@tabt lit bon 8e1u9ern aus alien &C.
eenben Guropas angefiat, uno es ba@
Ben fi@ audi piele Mmeritaner eingez
funben.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30

lase nit @ra3te bin, unb rGpclone"
9abis, ber energt1@e Opponent 8rp<
ans itelte 5elbft Senator MQen Der
&onbention als %permanenten 8oriiz
benben BOT. Ser 2ebtere bielt cine
mebr als cine @tunbe in Mnfpru9
nebmenbe &ebe, bic @tb uno @etit
atbmete. Ser Musi@ub fir &egeln
BEL 9rGntte bic Nomtnattonsreben, bic
morgen erfolgen peroen, ouf 10 Mt<
nuten unb bic Reben 3ur l1nteritlbung
ber Nomtntrten auf 5 Minuten. Na9
muir iebr geringer Sppoiitton murbe
Elm NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. erncnnt, BET
nit benz glei@en &omite Der Silberz
partei tonfertren ion, unb um 10 ubr
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30

8et Ofbtoib ent9leiite Elm 3us
Der @isconiin Central 8abn auf Ell
ner Bride uber ben 6orz5luR. Sir
2otomotipe unb amet @epddpagen
itiir3ten in ben 6lub.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
M~rbr M

@eattIe. Ma1b., Is. Sult. 0er
aurort 6ot @prinos. NIT unaetahr
200 @%tnpo6ner, 1T in orober 9sfahr'
bur6 Walbfeuer 5er1t0rt gu tperoen'
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30

- Nabeau 1 Minion SUB 8aubol3
mirb tGQli6 in ben Dupenporter
SGaemiiblen geidnitten. N4e MIbz
len orbetten nit boiler Rraft.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
Wcucne Na6ri1tcn.

Gin @ejdtcmt M~c6etcAcr'S.
Glepelanb, g., 26. Sult. Sobn
@odfeQer bat Der Stabt @lepelanb
81, ZOO, 900 als Elm Gentennialz@ez
{9ent lberpieien..
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1896-07-30
pertasten ii@ bic populiiten Bis NOR

.Die Delegaten 5ur nationalen Gill
.ber=O Organization periammelten ii@
am Mtttpo& Mtttag in Der Muiitz
6aue. Die Contention purbe BON
8. s. Mott, @oriiber bes Nationalz
Mus19uTes, CUR Srbnung gerufen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
TOBACCO KILLS CHOLERA

s o! 'h1s Disease Can't Live Five
minutes III Smokers Mouth
defenders of tobacco SMOKING fo;, -
make use of the most powerful arou,
ments IN its favor. Hitherto tho ros+
that has been claimed in favor Of smol,-
ing was a certain subtle, beneficial Of
rect on the digestion and soothing Of
feet on the nerves. 'iiihs ell
IL mas been learned recently. from +b 20
report OF investigations of the effects Of
TOBACCO during the epidemic of cholera
at Hamburg, that cholera microbas
There were no living yo'b bsc 4f imo aftsr
tWenty-four hours in cigars made m
win water containing / 800, 600 choloTa
germs to the cubic inch. There We're no
traces OF microbes to be found in any Of
ne cigars manufactured at Hamburg in
the time of the epidemic. The microhes
ole IN a half to two hours exposure to
smoke of Brazil. Sumatra or Havana
tobacco. The smoke of any cigar kills
the microbes. Experiments show that
IN hve minutes after beginning to smoke
the microbes i'll the mouth are killed
Another fact established is that none of
the persons employed in the tobacco fac
torres at Hamburg contracted cholera
New York Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Lighted His Cigar with Ice.

Recently a prominent lawyer arrived
in Washington for a consultation regard
ing some patent cases. During the con-
versation match to light a cigar was
lacking, and the Washingtonian re-
marked that piece of ice would do just
as well. The lawyer laughed and was
incredulous and a wager was made. The
ashingtonian took a piece of clear ice
about an inch thick from the water
cooler, whitfield it into the shape Of a
disk, and with the palms of his hand
melted it's two sides convex, thus giving
the form of a double convex lens or burn
ing glass With it he focused the suns
rays on the end of his cigar and lastly
set it on fire.-Albany Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Sea Island Cotton in Florida.

The Tampa Times contends that ga
large section of the Florida orange belt
must find substitute for that fruit as
a main CROP and it urges the cultiva-
ton of other products. Of sea island
cotton it says: ''Unless the testimony of
the old settlers is to be wholly discred-
tied. time was, before the culture of
oranges took its place. when long staple
cotton was 2 profitable crop in this sec
ton of Florida. A good deal has been
raised this year in some adjacent coun-
ties. and the experience of its producers
should be carefully considered. If its
cultivation can be made protitab BILE, it
should be engaged in sufficiently to JUS
tify the erection Of gins and the estab-
lishment of regular houses to buy and
handle it.-Jacksonviile Citizen
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
MAILED FROM NATION
Mrs. Mary T.. Miller Recites Her Tale
of Woe, and Subsequent Rejoicing.
From the Journal Mattoon, n

of Woe, and Subsequent Rejoicing.
From the Journal Mattoon. III
Mrs. Mary e. Miller, of NATION, ILL.,,
where inquiry has developed that she is
lady we'll and favorably known in the
community in which she resides, sends
the following report of her sufferings
from infiammatory rheumatism, and sub
sequent cure by DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
when all other remedies had failed.
NATION, ILL.,, Aug. %, 1896.
My name is Mary E. Miller. | am A
years of age and resident of NATION,
Coles County, Ill. About two years ago
I was attacked with infiammatory rheu-
matism of severe type, and confined to
my bed for three months. Physicians.
of whom l had two, could not do me any
good, and l was getting worse instead of
better. It was then that determined to
try DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People, which | had seen advertised SO
widely, and to this end obtained supply.
In addition to the rheumatism | was SUI
fering greatly with nervous debility. but
after taking less than one box the nerv-
business began to abate, and presently
the rheumatic pains grew less. BY the
able to walk, which had not done since
l was first attacked, my appetite re-
turned, and l soon regained my health.
and am now as strong as ever l was. l
always keep Pink Pills by me and al
ways shall, for to them | owe my health,
under Providence, and | shall sound
their praises whenever and wherever l
can.
(Signed) "MARY e. MILLER.
Witness:
CYNTHIA FL. REYNOLDS.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain, in
condensed form, all the elements neces-
sary to give new life and richness to the
blood and restore shattered nerves. They
are an unfailing specific for such diseases
as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis st.
Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia. rheuma-
tism, nervous headache, the after effect
of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale
and sallow complexions all forms Of
weakness either in male or female. Pink
Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be
sent postpaid on receipt of price, 80 cents
a box, or six boxes for $3.50 (they are
never sold in bulk or by the 1907, by ad-
dressing DIR. Williams Medicine Com
pany, Schenectady, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

swer?'' was the drink-mixer's quick an
swer, and he laughed. Il guess | have
the ingredients and can make it if you
tell me how"
take high glass; the politician re-
piled, land half fill it with chopped ice.
Then put in stiff drink of gin, and fill
up with sarsaparilla and you have a kid
ney cocktail How did it get the name?
Oh. it is the invention Of newspaper
man, who introduced the simple mixture
at the military camp at Lewistown last
summer 1t soon became the rage with
the troopers and officers. '-Pittsburg
DiSDatch & zsfs
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
WOMEN AS PILE DRIVERS.
Do This Heavy Labor in Maypole
Fashion.

In Japan and China women drive piles
for houses and bridges Their method
is interesting. Attached to the hammer
block are twenty-seven ropes, carried up
to the top of the frame and down on
the outside, looking very much like the
old fashioned Maypole.
Twenty seven women hold the ends.
and with sing-song, all together, pull
down; up the rod, four feet, travels the
hammer; then, at a scream, all let go,
and down it comes on top of the pile,
The women are paid 20 cents in gold a
day. This Maypole driver is in general
use throughout Japan and China.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Relics of the Crusaders

Some surprising things were found i'll
the booty captured from the Dervishes
by the British at Dongola. Among them
were few coats of mail and helmets:
which evidently date from the days of
the Crusaders. A sword which was
found had an inscription in old french:
Another sword bore the motto, "Honi
soft qui NAL Y pense.' There were
also a number of double-barreled sporting
guns, and one rifle of immense caliber.
firing a 1-pound ball and requiring two
men to hold it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
n Kidney Cocktail.
\ kidney cocktail. please.

2 y
He was well-known politician
There was the faint trace of twinkle
at the corners of his eyes. as he ex.
pected the barkeeper to be surprised. He
thought it was new ono. when he gave
the order, and ne was right.
I'll be the goat What is the an
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
OSMAN PASTA IN THE KITCHEN.
The Hero of Plevna Now Employed to
Seal Up Abdul Hamid's Food.


During the turbulent times that have
come upon Turkey in recent months,
there have been many inquiries among
foreigners for Osman Pasha, the hero
would be his place in case of domestic or
foreign war? How were his talents be-
ing utilized to keep the shaky fabric
of Turkish empire together? These
questions were asked, but they were
asked in vain until three weeks ago a
German correspondent found that Abdul
Hamid had promoted this lion of the
field to his own palatial kitchen. Os-
man was, and is, the ''sealer of the i'm
perial food
When all the dishes have been pre-
pared for the Sultan, the hero of Plevna
proceeds to the Kitchen, the correspond
ent says, and seals them up, to prevent
any possibility of their being poisoned.
The seals are kept intact until the dishes
reach the table, where they are broken
under the Sultan's own eyes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Mind Reading,

You can read a happy mind in a happy
countenance without much penetration.
rms is the sort of countenance that the
quondam bilious sufferer or dyspeptic re-
ieved by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
wears. You will meet many such. The
great stomachic and Alternative also pro-
Tides happiness for the malarious, the rhetl-
matte, the weak, and those troubled with
inactiOn of the Kidneys and bladder
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your
Life Away.

If you want to quit tobacco using easily
and forever, regain lost manhood, be
made we'll, strong, magnetic, full of new
life and vigor, take No-To-Bac, the won
der-worker that makes weak men strong.
Many gain ten pounds in ten days. Over
100000 cured Buy No-To-Bac from your
own druggist, who will guarantee cure.
Booklet and sample free. Address Ster-
ling Remedy Co. Chicago or New York
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
HoW's This !

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
We. the undersigned, have known f: j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
out any obligation made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To
ledo, 0.
Walding Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Price, 75c. per bot
tie Sold by all Druggists Testimonials
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
TEA-TABLE SALAD.
Dispatcl

Now flies the leafiet hectic,
Now flies the old straw hat;
The pig is ap0plectic
And rolling in his fat;
And all the scene Suffices.
To chill the weary soul.
With reference to prices
Of kindling wood and coal.
Mother-in-L aw-"Don't you know that
cropping your hair SO tight as that Will
make it fall out?''
Son-in-Law-"Oh, yes; but that's the
way I prefer to lose it."-Judge.
Voice at the Telephone major, will
you please bring your family. and take
supper with us next Sunday!
Servant Girl replies back through
telephone) -''Master and mistress are not
in at present, but they can't come to sup
per, as it's my Sunday out. boston
Globe.
"Wheat's purity high said the post
master.
i've noticed it," replied Farmer Corn
tossel.
Its quite er s'rrise.'
mot ter me-
you mean ter say you thought twas
going up"
''Whut made ye?"
Star.
''Hello, Bluff1y, you didn't get around
last night to hear your wife's excellent
lecture on the faith cure" ''No, l was
laid up at home with the sick headache .
Detroit Free Press.
Clara-"Do you call Bertha beauty?'
Maudie-''To her face, yes. boston
Transcript.
She-.'f see they have now WON
ans Dictionary Do you suppose that
differs from any other?'' He-"Proba-
bly, has more words in it."-Yonkers
Statesman.
A PERIOD OF PEACE.
There is a man who sits forlorn;
He finds it, the seasons go,
Too late to NOW the lawn at morn,
Too early still to shovel snow.
Washington Star.
Mamma-"Oh, Billy! Don't you know
it is cowardly to strike your little broth
err
Billy Cndignantly)-"Im not acting
like coward. I'm pretending I'm his
papa, and I'm Furnishing m.'-Harper' S
Bazaar.
A Real Beneft-"A all, political
discussions are educational.' ''Yes, they
shut off such a lot of wrangling about
when Indian summer begins. "-Chicag go
Record.
Mrs. Farmer Jones-"Does tn new
hand know all about milkin', Silas?'
Farmer Jones-"Pretty much; he used
ter work in a pump factory. Judge.
ageman-"That walters hand always
reminds me of race horse shortly after
the beginning of a race"
Seeker-"And for what reason, pray?'
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS it's on the quarter
stretch Boston Courier.
Maud-"Are you never going to
marry?'
Miss -''Never, my dear! I'm
going to be an old maid all my life, and
am going to bring up my children the
same way."-Judge.
Teddy-"I tell you it's So
Nellie-''I say it is not.'
Teddy-"Well, mamma says it's so:
and if mamma says it's so, it's so even
if it isn't so."-Harper's Round Table.
WANTED MORE.
Mary had little lamb,
And twas SO very nice.
She passed her plate again
To get another slice.
Wife-"How are you pleased with our
new maid?''
Husband-"V much.'
Wife-'I thought so; [ have dis
charged her. "-Fliegende Blaetter.
OTHERS.
De song birds, dey hab lef' de Ian;
We doan' know whah dey's at;
But de eagle is a screamin' an
De turkeys gittin' fat.
''Your fashionable woman seldom has a
warm heart, take it" swell, it de-
ponds. If she has plump shoulders she
| doesn't mind much about her heart. DE
troit Tribune.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

The United States government re-
Gently took possession of the Santa Cruz
island in the Santa Barbara channel
and is now threatened with $4,000
damage suit to settle the question of pos,
session and title.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Poisonous Fungi.

Two young daughters of the Viennese
painter. Koch, who were staying at Aus
see, a fayorite summer resort, have both
died on the same day after an illness due
to their having eaten a dish of mush
rooms, which they found i'll the forest
and were assured by some one were gooo
to eat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

1t was stated at the st. Pancras
licensing court, England, that Mr..
Flick had paid S250,000 for public
house in Euston road, called the Duke of
Ora fton
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05
Ringing

hn.s:S - me ears, sometimes a roar;no
ouzzing sound, or snappinp IN :.
port of a pistol, are caused ~ .ne re-
aaas exceedingly disagreeable and yerr
common disease. Loss of smell ~ We, very
sns also results from catarrh. Hood,a
s9arsapariila, the great blood nur;f;an :. :
peculiarly successful remedy for 80: -
a,sease' which it cures by purifv;na , =.
blood. If you suffer from ell. the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

Nothing In bath or laundry so good as Borax. Dob
bins Floating Borax Soar needs but trial to prove
its value. Costs poorer floating soap. No one
has ever tried it without buying more Your grocer
IN
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

Oregon raises some monster mush-
rooms. A lot offered for sale in Port
inches across, and others. not expanded,
being as big as ordinary mush bowls.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

A new ostrich farm is about to be
established On the Lincoln park tract
in South Pasadena, CAL
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

When in the crowded thoroughfares of
city life you see young maidens with
cheeks fair as country roses, give them
credit for using Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

The silver quarter was authorized
by an act of Congress April 2, 1892, and
coinage was begun in 1916.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

Cyprus, which has been advocated
as n refuge for Armenians, is described
by officials as being really over-popula--
ed already.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or grippe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

Gov. Budd of California says he
thinks the fraudulent coyote scalp claims
will aggregate $4,000
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

The Duke of Cambridge, in virtue
of being a relative of the Queen, gets
$4,000 per annum, besides his salary of
mmander-n-c chief.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1896-11-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been
a God-send to me.-Wm. 3. Mcclellan,
Chester, Florida. Sept II. 1895.