Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1896-08-01
THE CURSE OF HUMoR.
BIZ IAN MAoLAREN.

with whom layman feels at home, and
go whom he may even dare to express
his mind without offense. Many of his
profession will converse only on one
condition-that they state what they
believe to be true, and that the matter
be then considered as closed and if
upon this papal bull any mere laymnn
ventures to dissent, the good men
and often, as it appears, in proportion
TO their goodness-will arch their backs
and fluff very unpleasantly. One is
careful after n few scratches to avoid
every subject on which there can be
two opinions, and one makes every al
aowance for this supersensitiveness, If
b plant be reared under glass, it takes
I'll with brisk, healthy northwestern;
and If man lives constantly in a circle
of admiring (as well as charming)
young ladies, or with old ladies of the
male sex in the shape of ecclesiastical
Iaymen, he would be more than human
If he were not offended by the indie
pendence of men who are accustomed
TO think for themselves and will even
say what they think. My friend had
the singular advantage, from my out
side standpoint, of not having been iso-
lated among people of the religious pro-
fession from his youth, and of having
kept himself afterwards in touch with
the world. He had therefore no shock
fng point in the matter of opinion, and
would give candid hearing to any
heresy one might ventilate. 1t struck
me that he did not lose by this tolera-
tion and sympathy, for there are Mt
least six outsiders, simple pariahs of the
religious civilization, who worship at
st. Origens. Fletcher delighted to de-
fine himself as an evangelical high
broad churchman, which many pro-
nounced very unsatisfactory"
gesting a vagrant who travelled any
where so long as he found some good
thing, and who had no legal address
where a summons could be served upon
Kim. He threw himself into leach sub
iect he treated with such unguarded
enthusiasm that trembled in my dis
tant seat, and was quite prepared to
hear that conventional people called
Tim names, till he had acquired almost
the complete stock of religious abuse.
One day he waxed eloquent on foreign
missions, and went out of his way to
pay a tribute to Xavier. A year after
wards it was still limited that the rec
tor OF st. Origens was a Jesuit. He
must needs hold up the Salvation Army
TO admiration for their immense sac
Eifces, and was freely spoken of as
ranter for weeks at certain dinner
tables. When he declared that the Uni
tartan faith had produced some of the
finest ethical types in England, lady
called next day-who had long suspect
ed the fact, and only wished to have it
confirmed from his own lips-and asked
the rector whether he was indeed
Socinian.
'No, madam" he replied; although
you shrewdly suspect that 1 am not
an Anglican, it happens that 1 have
never quite seen my way to become
Sociniau. 1 am Swedenborgian, with
2eanings to Mohammedanism."
This was a very foolish speech in
deed, as 1 told Fletcher, and brought
Ats just punishment. One of that eX-
cellent woman's peculiarities was a
hopeless incapacity of giving an ac-
curate account of anything she had
either seen or heard, and the evening
of the same day she told Inc, between
the soup and the fish, that the truth
had come out at last about the rector
of st. 0rigens.
"I put it to him plainly, and he ad-
uitted that he was an atheist, but I
do not remember which denomination"
and he has hardly scraped off that label
to this day.
When he dropped in last evening and
I. L.
anticipated some new canard.
"Are you really an Irvingite?" be-
gan.
''No, no, it's nothing of that kind just
now. / am the victim of a. malignant
spirit which is going to ruin me-" and
then he denounced humor up hill and
down dale, declaring it to be an unmit-
agated curse, and affirming that he
would cheerfully barter any share he
had for the irrelevancy of that good
woman.
at is well enough for you to laugh,
but If you were in my shoes you would
take another view. Twice this week
have / disgraced myself before COM
panies of religious respectables, and l
do not see how can recover the scandal.
Last Monday, as l begged for deSails,
Z was SO foolish as to attend drawing
room in aid of the Door -to-Door Vista
tion society, and found myself with so
of the most solemn-loolsing people ever
gathered under one roof.
"You are Celt, so of course you will
not despise the idea of presentiments.
was haunted with a sense of calamity
all day, and it deepened in the room.
When the secretary, young man with
AN indescribable air of self-satisfaction
began to read extracts from the visitors
letters, / ought 20 have risen and left.
If had only had the courage to walk
out before that report "" And
Fletcher took a turn of regret on the
'hearth-rug.
"What was it? Oh, nothing remarka-