The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-06-24
ALI Sorts OF Paragraphs.

- There is o street in Liverpool in
which nearly every house is occupied
by a dentist.
- Simon Tague, Of Charlottesville,
Ind, wants q divorce because his wife
ohews tobacco.
- Whenever God gives a cross to
bear, it is a prophecy that he will also
give us strength.
- The silk moth energies from its
cocoon in from fifteen to sixty days,
according to the temperature:
A police judge at Minneapolis,
Kan, has had only n case before
him in the four years be has held
Office.
- Archibald Hammer, Of Kenticut,
Ind, is the father of three boys whose
names are respectively, Trip, Tack and
Sledge.
= 1t is considered that Japanese
men are among the best needieworkers
in the world, their only equals being
the women Of Russia. -
"A seven-foot colored man is now
playing Uncle Tom in Southern Kan
sas. BE halls from California, and
has brothers as tall as he.
- Senator Wolcot, Of Colorado, is
ambidextrous. He can shave with a
razor in each hand, and write with
two pens at the same time.
- Schoolmaster "Maater Isaac.
what wrong did the brothers Of Joseph
commit when they sold their brother"
Isaac-"They sold him too cheap"
"What do you consider the great
est argument against marriage asked
the maiden of the confirmed bachelor.
"Bloomers," replied the bachelor.
- They rode together past a gall
lows. They c%onversed: "Where would
you be, Jim, if that galloWs had its
due?" "Riding alone" They parted.
"When or man declahs he doan'
regret muffin he ebber done," said
Uncle Eben, "he's either got er
1 aiisa|! good conscience sE none at
- Barber-''Don't you want some
tonic to make your hair stay in ?"s
N. Peck-"A-ah-I don't believe /
do. The easier it comes out the less
it hurts"
- The County Clerk at Fresno,
CAL, isin a quandary. A will written.
in Chinese has been filed with him for
record, and he doesn't know how to
copy it into his book.
Chicago is to have a needle fac-
tory, the first in the United States.
In it will be used machines made by q
Detroit man, each of which can turn
out $500 needles an hour.
At Yoka, Japan, the waters Of
two thermal springs rise within eight
feet of each other. When cooled, that
from either is good drinking water.
Mixed together they form an acid that
is rank poison.
"Where did Wilkins go for his
vacation ?" "Ee said he wanted to
find a place where there we're no
laxative women" well, l suppose
he is up in a balloon or has rented:a
secondhand lighthouse"
- The greatest tea-drinkers are
said to be the Australians, and after
them the English, who consume four
times as much tea as coffee, while the
people of the United States drink
eight times more coffee than tea.
-"Now, if I understand correctly,
the first principle Of Socialism is to
divide with your brother man. "Then
you don't understand it correctly.
The first principle Of Socialism is to
make your brother man divide with
you"
x rays are to be applied to prac-
tical agriculture. DR.. Graetz, of. Mu-
mich, has taken a picture Of a one-day-
old pig, showing its bony structure.
By continuing to make pictures Of the
pig, the action Of food on its growth
will be shown. r
"What is the origin Of motiesT
asked a celebrated preacher. Well,
there are many origins. A call to
come up and have a drink will bring
so men to their feet in a second, and
a spider down, a girls back is the
origin of some Of the liveliest motion
the world ever saw.
An overheard conversation be-
tween two small boys, brothers, aged
S and 8. The older: ''See how tall
am, Chauncey! See how much high
er my head goes up than yours "
eyes, Malcolm" said little 3-year old.
eyes, your head is higher than mine;"z.
then, with -adiant look Of equality,
"but my feet go down as far as yours,
Malcolm"
- The following is said to be an
effective means Of destroying che
Hessian fly on melon and cucumber
vines: One pound Of whale oil soap
dissolved in four gallons Of water by
boiling, Then apply the liquid with
a small straw broom by sprinkling
over the vines, then gently turn the
vines over 30 as to get liquid on the
underside Of the leaves.
- Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier
residing at Monroe, Mich, was severely
afflicted with rheumatism but received
prompt relief from pain by using
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He says:
SAT times my back would ache so
badly that I could hardly raise up.
If I had not gotten relief I would not
be here to write these few lines.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
me a great deal Of good and I feel very
thankful for it," For sale by Hill
Bros.
= When fowls lay eggs that have
shells deficient in thickness it shows
that there is lack Of lime in the feed.
Heavy foEls that do not ramble much
and are FED mainly on corn are most
liable to this difficulty. A supply of
lime in any form given at such times
will be greedily eaten. So will crush
ed egg-shells. 1t is a good plan to
crush and feed the shells of all eggs
used in the house. The hens will eat
them, but roosters will not. Unless
egg-shels are crushed before feeding
they may teach fowls the bad habit of