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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
ARRIVES HONOLULU.
LEAVES HONOLULU.
Stnr. CLAUDINE
CAMERON, Commander,

Will leave Honolulu Tuesday at 5P. NJ,
touching at Kahului, Hama, Hamoa and
Kipahulu, Maui. Returning arrives ut
Honolulu Sunday mornings.
VIII call at Nun, Kaupo, ON second trip
of each month.
EHs-No Freight will be received after
p. NJ. on day of sailing.
This Company will reserves the right to
make changes in the time Of departure and
arrival of its steamers without notice and
IL will not be responsible for any conse-
quences arising therefrom.
Consignees must be at the Landings to
receive their Freight; this Company will
not hold itself responsible for freight after
it has been landed.
Live Stock only at owners risk.
This Company will not be responsible
for Money or Valuables of passengers
unless placed in the care Of Pursers.
Passengers are requested to purchase
tickets before embarking. Those failing to
do so will be subject to an additional
charge of twenty-five per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
PASSENGERS DEPARTED.

For Maui and Hawaii, per stmr Kinau, Apr
3-Yotcano: Mrs BurtOl, DIR Greene, Mrs
Greene, Il Give, L Warmer, b II Fell, A
n Fell, J ! Foster and DR. Bowker. Way
Ports:--J Bower, Miss Lyman, I Wolf, Mr.
Brown, J W Bergslrom, II 2 Baldwin, IL
Salzmann, DR. Fricdlaud " w Apana, Mrs
Ahrens aud family, W | Horner, Mrs IL Nc.
Corriston and Mrs Lucas.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
ARRIVALS.
THURSDAY, April 2.

THURSDAY, April 2.
Stmr Kauai, Bruhn, from Kauai.
SChr LuAa, from hawaii.
FRIDAY, April 3.
Stmr JONES Makcc, Peterson, from Kauai.
Stmr Kllauca Hou, Everett, from Ha-
wall.
Stmr Lkelike, Wcisbarth, from Hawaii.
Schr Kaukeaouli, from Hawaii.
Schr Transit, Jorgenson, from Sau Fran
CISCO
Stmr J A Cummns Nelson, from Oahu
ports
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
CARGOEs FROM ISLAND PORTS.

Elk stmr Kauai-7230 bags sugar.
TX stmr James Makee 26Sj bags sugar.
EX stmr Likclike-S6O0 bags sugar, and 4C
head cattle.
Elk scnr Lnka-l70O bags sugar.
Elk schr KauikcsOuli-2L60 bags sugar.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
PASsENGERS ARRIVED.

From Kauai, per stmr Kauai, Apr . Mrs
+ w Glade, child and servant, Miss Greene,
J K Farley, and deck.
From Huwaii, per stmr Likelike, Apr q
Mr. McKclvy, Mr. Estep, and deck.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03

VESSELS LEAVING TOMORROW.
Stmr Likelike, Weisbarth, for OlowaIu and
Paauhau.
Stmr Kilauea Hou, Everett, for Kukaiau,
Ookala and LaupahoehOe.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
DEPARTURES.

THURSDAY, April ..
Stmr Keauhou, Thompson, for Kilauea,
Kauai. -,
FRIDAY, April 6.
Stmr Knau, Clarke, for Maui and lla-
wsii.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1896-04-03
IMPORTS.

Coasters not included in this list.)
Ger biz Paul Isenbcrg, Wuhrmann, Liverpool
Schr VIM Bowden, Ficrcm, Newcastle.
Am bk llolliswOud, Knight, New York
Nor biz Marguerite, Waaler Newcastle
Am ship Henry Willard, n Y (Hilo.)
Mis- stg.r Morning Star Garland, South Seas.
Am blk Albert, Grifliths, :. Z.
Haw bl Andrew Weich, from :. +.
Bktne Skulit Robertson, Port Gamble.
Bk Il Rtbct, Morrison, : T.
SChr Tran ii, JOrgcusOu, 5 +.
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MARRIED.

1896, by Rev d r Birnie, @ V y Dove to
Florence Z Monsarrat, both of this city.
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LIST OF PATENTS.

, Granted to Southern States Inventors
,hls week. Reported by G.. A. Snow
y C". Solicitors Of American and For
elgn Patents Opp. Z. s. Patent Office
Washington. d. G.
NJ. A. Aeelastn, Norfolk, Va, E.ec-
tric Thermometer. j. v. Bohannan,
aaltimnre, Md lee shaving machine.
J. A. Bohon. Terra Alta, w. Va, Wa
ter carrier. C. H. Bucher, Stanton, Va.
Folding bed. w. C. Chisolm, Charles
ton, S, c., Transferring device for
knitting machines. j. Cooke, Grdens-
borough, Ala, Cotton chopper and
cnltivator. i. B. Dixon, Henderson,
hy.. Track instrument. II. Gallinow-
sky, Longbeach, Miss, Means for pro-
tectlng piles from aqueous insects. w.
Z. HALEY. Haley, Ark. Cattle guard.
W w. Handy, Baltimore, Nd, Elec-
fric governor for water wheels. w. "A.
Harris. Gr.enviile, s. g., Air bake
coupling, II. /. Holderness, Pine Bluff
Ark, Dust guard for car axle boxes.
+. M: Hunt. Round Oak, Ca, Single
tree hook. i. Jnhnsnn, Ruston, La,
Drag saw. w. A. johnston, Homer,
La, Spectacle case and holder for
pencils, pens. &c. j. Mallon, N. o.,
La, Sugar cane sling. G. T. MeCane,
Rockspring, KY. Fodder packer and
binder. W. NJ. Mehring, York Road,
nd, Cow mixer. W. J. 3cldue, Forth
Smith, Ark, Ticket book cover. j. L.
Pledgar. Pelham, Ala, Car coupling.
j. A. Powell, Ashland, kv., Combined
platform and gang plank. j. Reel,
French Camps, Miss, Clevis. j. j.
Ryan, Memphis, Tenn Shore anchor.
J. q. Summers. Charleston. w. Va,
Rotary water meter. j. A. H Umbach.
Savannah. Ga. Sash fastener. Fl. r.
Whitehead, Memphis, Tenn, Brick
machine. L. Wilspn, Louisville, Ky~
Elect in s.IeYaItr
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FiE1Y YEARS AGO.
1S46-No. 81 1896.
By s. r. GR1sAMoRE.

In 1848 the minds of the People o
the United States were not in:lamed
by political antagonisms, as they have
been the past sumner, but were deep
ly interested in the progress OF the
war waeed oy the Government of Mex
leo under The managen- ent Of the ia
nous Santa Anna, consequent upon
the mergem-ut Of Texas into the
Union ot states. The victories of Pa
lo Alto aud lsrSaca de l.. Palma Oh
May s aud 3. ls46. ahd the expulsion
Of the McA,ca" iurres west OF the Rio
Graut.e. had aroused the waili!se fe-
yer thru,,.,,u., HE United States.
Nece>satN n."Nrna-niS We're inilugu-
rate t.N t-. ,l; ltart authorities to
invade ArA:cs. ai,s, ,a'ininister To tiiat
roverHintn. u .t>>tlh tHai world teach
her ruleis to IT, ntnit cale.u, lii the
future ais,nt Ss'iaii'. h"st,s" tetces
into u t..tttnax s..cs nhl,.i .sley had
no coiitiai.
G.nrt., Wit field Scs,it. commander
in cttltt. Wac tsli.,s,cH Ia lead the IN
vadjug to,ces. at.!. rs early AS posi-
hle. effect ii ,an.!iug OF i.oaps at Vera
Cruz, tas i, t,;tse ot operations for the
organizarion Of an army to proceed to
the city ri MsAico, and plant the flag
of the Unite,! States in the Halls of
the Montezumas.
In the meantime Col. now General
Zachary Taylor crossed his little army
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ample-do, but if 4 person il robbinc
a BIRDS nest the voice adds greatly to
the terror Of the birds. 1t is related Of
a swallow that il had in some manner
broken its leg which was observed by
Il woman as the bird few about. She
Went out, called to it, anG spoke to it,
and after a while the bird came 80 near
as to he taken in the woman's hand.
who then put the leg in splints, setting
It properly and putting on soothing
ointment. The bird suon flew away
and was chlrping with the rest Of the
BIRDS ~ The air. its leg having been
relieved OF pain evidently by the ban
dages New York Sun.
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ANIMALS AND THE HUMAN
VOICE.

The human voice may or may not
be terrifying to wild animals. Two
Adirondack boy s once hid behind a
little bush on the banks of the West
Canada creek and yelled, screamed
and howled at big blue heron across
the stream, with no other result than
to make the bird stare about in curios-
lty. It was only when both boys
leaped to their feet, wildly waving
their arms aud did SOME high kicking
that the bird flew away.
Woodchucks. red squirrels, musk
rats, mink and various other of the
small animals seem to fear the human
form but not the voice. Foxes flee at a
lively gait when a man yeils, but
deers have been known To almost run
over men that were talking in loud
voices. Logging tea.nster in the
woods yell and swear at their horses
in voices audible Il mile away bnt
deer lie comfortably IN heir bed half
a mile distant. Bears do not usually
monkey around IN the vicinity of men
except during berry time, when they
are sometimes on Que side of the busi
while human berry pleke,s are on the
other side.
The human voice is very soothing
to wild birds Of various kinds, such as
robins. They will otten ceme very
close to person who talks L. them
and uarn t.lesr nea,.s fsoa si6t side
much as Gagged oi.s.s se.ssries u ex-
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a FUNNY MAN DISCOURAGED
Shortly after McKinley's election
two bakers Of the Crescent city named
Vath and Huber were in barber
shop and Vath declared that McKin-
ley, though elected, would never see
Washington. Vath offered to bet a
quarter that he was correct in this
statement, and Hnber took him up.
and when both bad given their money
to stakeholder Huber asked ssWhy
won't Mckinley see Washington ~
Vath replied: because Washington
is dead The fight began soon after.
The police inter.ered aud hauled
both befote Recorder FinDegan WHO.
unable to appreciate the hnmor af the
joke, fined each $50 or 5 days for
disturbing the peace.
Vath says there is poor encourage
nent for humor IN the South.
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sssE ace

r. siIE >TttuER LOUISIANA
/. : Donaldson vilie on sunday.
t.,s.., .,ns Thursday ii, s ne ock u. m,
passing M ,,ic"hvi.i- at Sis a. m. Thi.o.
drnx ~ ih:Ji, rantecti,g with Ii a ~
train: ARRIVES ~ i."ckr. 1T at 2 D. M
Es+e-- s".s,sntt II Aleu- tay "Wednesday
~ F,atnN. ~ : !. H.. passing Tl,il,nsialx at
!::hi u: ne. >s:a.'s.ntt,l- * i.sl: arrives III
Honai.'s .'.s !, ~ s:a y H.. H,akinv cl,.-,,
r"nneetinn VILE ,ht T. Il l.. 3.i5 tfa.a for
New ,,rittn~.
'in s-nf,,tdts, ~ KOS the rtrnI trip from
DuLa asftv Ii. .i iisis~.iaai. a,a. back
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-~-~7T7+-a-------S - . e--l-a----
FUNNY ADVERTISEMENTS.

Wanted, a room for two gentle
men about 80 feet long and 20 feet
broad"
For sale-a piano, the property Of a
musician with carved leg
"Mr. Brown, furrier. begs to an
nounce that he will M Ike up 60 xcs,
capes, etc, for ladies out Of their own
SKINS"
Bulldog. Tor sale; will eat anything;
very fond Of children"
"Wanted-an organist and boy to
blow the same,
Widow in comfortable circumstan-
ces wishes to marry two sons.n-Our
Dumb Animals.
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towards Monterey, a strongly fortified
city in the interior. Gen Taylor;s
army was composed of less than 7OO(
men, with Insufficient transportation
nevertheless he moved forward and on
September 10, 1916 lie bivouacked in
',ont Of the city, that was defended
by General Ampuaia aud 10000 sol
diels.
He Immediately began the attack
when after five days fighting the Mex
ican forces surrendered.
The fighting was terrific. bloody and
heroic on both sides.
The Mississippi and Tennessee
troops appear to have born the heav-
lest portion OF the struggle. Much OF
the fighting being in the streets, witt,
the Mexicans concealed in the houses
and forts. Was Of "a hand to hand nature,
but the impetuosity and reckless dar-
ing of the men under Taylor steadily
and surely drove their enemies before
them, until necessity compelled them
to raise the white flag of submission.
Colonel Jefferson DAVIS Of the first
Mississippi Infantry won imperishable
Iame IN t!lls victory. He Ied his
troops IN the thickest nf the fight, and
Wherever the light of his sword flashed
Ills men followed, sweeping every en-
emy before them.
Gen. Taylor, in his efficient report
OF the battle specially commended
Ueherals Harmer and Quitman, Brig
ade commanders in Buffers division.
~
Coionels Garland aud Wilson. com
manding Brigade in Twiggs division,
Colonies Mitchell, Wood and Davis,
commanding Ohio, Tennessee and
Mississippi regiments all of whom.
under his personal supervision, con-
Quoted their commands with cooluess
and gallantry against the enemy.
The terms of capitulation were gen.
eroes, such asa great soldier would
give IL il gallaut enemy, but there
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1896-11-28
THE BE8T
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isSIMMONs LIVER REGULATOR. Don't
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Be sure you get it. =
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"The codfish,' said the professor,
"lays considerably more than mil
lion eggs lit is mighty lucky for
the Goldfish that She doesn't have to
cackle over every egg SAID tue stu
dent, who came from a farm. India
napoiis Journal.
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A Special Case: Doctor-"You
must be very careful to take the med
icine, Mrs. Jones-Brown." The Pa
tient--"BEt an always careful to
take my medic he The Doctor
s4Yes, but this sin,e yon really need
it."-Bfonklyn Life.
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Doctor (getting inpatientl Whist
do you think yourself is the matter
with yon 7" Patient--.s .sIncurable bore
DOM" Doctor-"Yon told me ] think
that you contracted habit of talkinu
to yourselJ r. Patient-"Yes. Well n,
Doctor-''Well-." He got no tee
Galignani's Messenger.
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A ST.1|JJsTDT,E MAN

covers his steam npeiny ami drums with
.ar'y .tsb"st''r- Atynrsia Sectional Cover
invs. 1t pays far liz cost in less than a wear.
Iut IN u ! nsnp-on ECLIPSE to burn hagisse.
shnying, rice tiatl-, pea or buck wlle4t coal
write write + 7 rr!ce- an rooting bui ding and
llnlng paimrs .ti,,t cnYineera' supplies to
DAFfuON & SrDJvZ,
$40 Union street
sht 80. New Orleans
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When a father gives his son good
advice, he is sometimes more his
friend than when he gives him money.
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A stlngy man can get religion. but
he can't grow in grace and that way.
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That man is dying whose lite is not
greater to-day Than it was yesterday.
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II putting on a plug hat could add a
cnhit TO the stature, the world would
be full 1T giants.
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CA5Eo7IA
The fae- n
a;':|''' ! '''LW2zzzs0 4:;;.. ~
WISE WORDS.
5WISE'WORDS.

Doing good will be found more
profitable in the end than digging
gold.
No matter what kind of house
truth lives IN it is always built ON the
rock
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The man who has never been
ashamed of himself, is still stranger
to himself.
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No man can tell what man will do
IN a horse trade by the noise he makes
in church.
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9,ll.s.7.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-03

HIS FREE CoNFEssIoN.-Itb becomes
evident from the following story, which
halls from an English north country
town, that there are widely varying
ideas in existence as to what consti-
tutes voluntary testimony on any sub
ject.
"Did understand you to say that
this boy voluntarily confessed his share
in the mischief done to the school
house ?" asked the magistrate, address
ing the determined looking female
parent of small and dirty boy,
charged with being concerned in re-
cent raid upon an unpopular school
master.
ayes, sir, he did," the woman res
ponded. ~ just had to persuade him
little, and then he told me the whole
thing voluntarily" .
."How did you persuade him?''
queried his worship.
"Well, first I gave him good lick
ing" said the firm parent, "and then
put him to bed without supper, and l
took his clothes away, and told him
he'd stay in bed till he confessed what
he'd done, if twas the rest of his days,
and I should lick him again in the
morning. And in less than half an
hour he told me the whole story vol
UNFAIRLY"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-03
OF
BICYCLE
PERFECTION,

MONARCH Bicycles have, during the
VEl last two or three seasons, come to be
the King of Bicycles in every sense of the
word. 1t is the Lightest running, the
Prettiest and the most Durable. 1t makes
man or woman happy to know that he
or she owns the BEST Bicycle in the
world-the MONARCH. You see lots Of
bicycle dealers who say the wheel they
sell are far superior to the Monarch and
of course they may think so but it is not
that the MONARCH IS THE BEST b.
BYCLE on the market. 1t has been
thoroughly tested by the best riders of the
country. Catalogue for 2-cent stamp.
Prices of Monarch Bicycles range from
SS5 to Sl25. Ride Monarch and you'll
be happy.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-03
Aumpruas department.
CALLING THE DOCTOR OUT.

"Your story about calling for doc
tor in the circus" said retired show
man, "reminds me of the way / broke
up nuisance in a good-sized Penn
sylyania town. I was on the road
with u farce comedy company, and we
put in two weeks at the town in ques-
ton, there being big military en-
campment there and county fair to
boot. We drew good houses all
through the engagement, and were
booked for an early return. l don't
think we had been there more than
one night before the doctor nuisance
began. There would come hurried
messenger from the boxofice TO the
stage manager with a request that he
ask if DR.. Bolus, or whatever his
name happened to be, was in the
house, and if he was to send him to
the boxofice at once. Of course the
stage manager couldn't very well re-
fuse, and general attention was direct
ed to the medical man, much to his
satisfaction. We soon found out that
the doctors who were so much in de-
mand were very small medical fry,
and there wasn't a doubt that they
had themselves called for in order to
secure the consequent notoriety.
Well, we stood it for few nights, and
then an idea occurred to me. 1 took
a walk up the main street until came
to a certain sign hanging over stair
way. went up to the Office indica-
ted, and had brief conversation with
its inmate, ending by handing him
reserved seat tickets.
"That evening, Immediately after
the first act and before any messenger
from the boxoffice had chance to
arrive, 1 stepped out in front of the
curtain and held up my hand. Then
in my gravest tones I asked:
"'Is DR.. Chizziold in the house?'
"Immediately very tall colored
man, with a bushy white head, and
huge silver-mounted spectacles, arose
in the audience and said:
"'Heah is, sah.'
"Tne audience Uttered, but kept
my.gravity.
"'You are wanted at the boxofice,
doctor, in a case which requires your
immediate professional attention.
GAS the aged darky ducked to me
and hobbled from the room, the au.
dience broke into wild roar.
"Perhaps you will understand the
cause of their merriment when I add
that the old man was corn doctor
and probably the best known eccen-
trio character in town.
"Well, there was no more doctors
called for from that stage during our
engagement"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-03

R4- A student at one of the theolog
ical seminaries in New England hao
written with much care sermon, and
passed it to the professor for criticism
After two weeks be called on the pro-
fessor, and stated that he left his
manuscript with him and had called
for it, and would be glad of any sug,
gestions from him. 1t was returned
without any criticism or suggestion
The student, well pleased with bis
own production, was intent on having
the opinion of his teacher, and called
again and referring to the sermon
asked what hymns would be appro'
pirate in connection with it. The
professor replied, "The most appro'
pirate hymn I can think of is, Now
lay me down to Sleep"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-03
THE ELECTROPOISE. $40.

TN view Of the increased and growing
i demand for this remedial agent, the
Electropoise Co. have made arrange
ments with the manufacturers for re-
ductiOn in the cost of manufacture which
now enables it to sell the instrument for
$40 CASH. This arrangement, however,
will not extend beyond October lst, next,
under the present contract. Those who
are suffering with any kind Of disease,
and desire cure without medicine, should
take advantage of this reduction and Sc
cure an ELECTROPOISE at once. 1t
is simple and can be used without incon-
venience to the patient. A book givinS
full directions how to use it with each
instrument. Send in your orders at
once to w. NJ. PROPST, Agent,
Yorkville, S. G.
GS- Call at DR.. Kuykendal's Drug Store.
II. l.. McCants Testifies.
SMITHS TURNOUT, June 6, 1896.
w. NJ. PRoPsT, Agent, Yorkville, S. c. =
DEAR SIR-In reply to your inquiry,
will say that cannot give too much praise
for the ELECTRoPoIsE. I have tried it
for pleurisy, neuralgia, rheumatism and
restlessness at night. From II to O'Clock
every night had to rise and sit up. The
ELECTRoPoIsE has cured me and now
sleep well and feel better than have felt
for 30 years. Yours truly,
r. L. McCANTs.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1896-10-03

A USEFUL INsTITUTIoN.-'1 sup
pose," said the schoolteacher's ac'
quaintance, "that you are sorry to see
vacation coming to a close" "No,' y
was the reply 81 think it has lasted
long enough to serve its most impor,
tant purpose "You mean that the
pupils and instructors have had a
chance to recuperate." "No; that is
an unimportant incident. What
mean is that vacations give parents q
chance TO realize that their children
are not the angels they always as
sumo them to be when they get into
trouble at school,"