The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1896-04-29

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= 1t is a great thing to be a sue
cessful borrower, but q vastly greater
not to be obliged to borrow at all.
= In Hungary there are. thousands
Of villages and hundreds ofsmall towns
without q doctor within 1Oimiles.
- When we are alone we have our
thoughts; to watch in family, our tenn
pers in society, our tongues.
= If you want a man to think you
are smart you have only to make him
think you think he is smart.
- The best paid official in the.
British service is the lord l~ieutenanSSs
of Ireland, who receives s10O,0(t0a
year.
A salt vein, 300 feet thick, said
to be the richest in the world, has
been found under the. town Of Little
River, Kan.
= According to the beliefs Of the
Arizona Indians, the cliff dRellsrs
built along the'bluffs because they
feared another deluge.
= The cycles in use in the French
army are to be provided with an cleo
trio light, which can be turnedson and
of at will.
Ancient coins, many of which
antedate the Christian era, are made
in large quantities in London. and are
sold all over the world.
Sim afraid your young nlanbis
not economical" eyes, he is, papa
he asked me to 60 sleighriding tonight,
and he wants to borrow your cutter.
= Strange bed warmers are used by
Chillian women. In cold weather,
when in bed, they keep their feet
warm by placing them On adog.
He who tells a lie is not sensible
how great a task he undertakes; FOR
he must be forced to invent20 rnore
to maintain one.
A poet asks, "Whatis v. Irrl Ell
than a woman s love 2" VIZ infer tftat
he never picked up a newly coined
horseshoe fresh from the forge.
= tits said that it takes s2O,000,000
a year to keep the jaws Of the gum
chewers of this country Wagging but
they are bound to wag and must hare
the gum.
The Judge of all che earth will
do right. No human being will suffer
more than he deserves, orImore than
his own conscience will recognize as
just.
= The record of embezzlements in
the United States last year reveal
losses of only $40, 600, 900, compared
with s25. OOO'000in 1894, and $4,000,
600 in 1893.
= Two sections of thegreat Russian
railway across Siberia are in operation.
The aggregate length Of the two Is 79l
miles. The total length ofthe roads,
to be 1900 miles.
= When a snake sheds his skin the
skin Of the cyl comes off with the rest.
Translucent in most parts, the skin
over the snakes eye is perfectly
transparent.
= According to Gallon, the patterns
on the fnger-tips are not only un-;
chaugeable through life, butthechanee
of the fnger-prints of two persons
being alike is less than one in 64,000,-
600, 900.
= cts hotter than" hegaHt !
deacon, when the ministeri.. srruprsd
him with "S.h-h." But the deacon
wouldn' be b'ufed. rs hotterthan
yesterday" he added.
= 1t is surprising, wken We come
to think about it, how many laws
enacted for the public good are sun-
constitutional" while all the bad laws
seem to be without a flaw.
= An astronomer calculates thatifi
the diameter Of the sun is daily dimin-
ished by two feet, over 5000 years
must elapse ere the astronomical in.
struments now in use could detect the,
diminution.
-''That was a very fine speech
you made the other night" said one
man to another. ~ didn't makeit
the other night" replied the latter.
II delivered it the other night, but it
took me a month to make it"
The man who has learned how to
put himself to work and keep himself,
at it, has reached a condition of mas
terry that promises him success in al
most any situation. BE has then a!
possession infinitely better than the
gift of genius.
81 want to buy a makeup box.
said the young married man.
makeup box 2" echoed the CONNECTIONS.
er. eve don't keep theatrical sup
plies" II mean a box of candy TO:
take home to my wife; I promised to-
be home three hours ago."
The jury system Of Louisiana is
a little different from hat of other
States. In civil cases, 9 of the IL
jurors are all that is necessary to re1
turn a verdict, instead Of the whole.
number of ~. An effort is being
made to have the same rule applyto
criminal cases.
"A young attorney got a queer
letter the other day. It was from .
man in Florida, and requested him to.
look up tile whereabouts Of some.
friend supposed to be in that city.
The intelligent writer concluded his!
appeal with the request: nIf you;
don't get this letter, please let me
know"
1t will be an agreeable surprise
to persons subject to attacks of bilious
colo to learn that prompt relief may
be had by taking Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera anG Diarrhea Remedy. In,
many instances the attack may be
prevented by taking this remedy as
soon as the irst symptoms Of the dis
ease appear. 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by Hill Bros.