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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
Via the Union Pacific System

baggage is checked through from
Portland to its destination. The
specialties of the Union Pacific are
uneXcelled track and equipment
union depots, fast time, through cars
steam heat, Pintsch hight and court
eous treatment to passengers. Fol
rates and information, apply to
BOISE g. BARKER, Agents,
15-l2d-4w Salem, Oregon
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

IT is HERE.-Oregon's boast is hay
ing the choicest fruits and vegetables
in the world. The season for them is
now here, and the place to find them
is at Sonneman's, 124 State street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
Notice.

The undersigned wishes to inform
his friends that.he has definitely de-
clded not to leave Salem.
Very Respectfully.
EMIL l.. WINKLE.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
The ONLY Chair Car LING

to the east is the Union Pacitic
Eastern cities are reached via this
line with fewer changes OF cars than
via other lines. Rates always the
lowest. Tickets to or from points IN
the United States, Canada, or Europe
for sale by
BOISE & BARKER, Agents,
l5-l5d-4w Salem, oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

A smooth newspaper man went to
Stayton and inviegled them into a
write-up and said write up never ap-
peared, but the smoothey got his pay
in advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

GETTING BETTER.-The man who
was hurt by a falling rocket in the
parade Friday evening, is improving.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
A Republican for Bryan.

A lifelong Republican and wealthy
man and one OF the most noted at
torneys in the state of Iowa writes to
his brother In Salem, In these words:
81 have not time to write much this
morning but can do no better service
to myself, my friends and to my coun-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
Little Giants

Are our school shoes. Wear like iron.
solid as rock, nicely finished, up to
date styles. Try them for your child;
for Little Giants.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

Judge Crowell speaks at the ne : Dai"' =
citv hall on October q, ,I;Sy az ,;Sv and = 40
Iivy TnSge ' C'rowell is an old soldier aH' =
excellent speaker
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
Our Ladies' and Mems Shoes

Are equally as good. New styles.
Good values. We give the best In the
market for your money. This Is what
causes such an increase in our shoe
sales. Try us for shoes. We can
please you.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
Rally at Dallas.

The common American people .
pect to hold a Bryan rally Y az sd2srncf DsIISs
on Saturday, October 81; la LA are 10 be
Pennoyer and Elder BarKiey, de !. aiO IN s. stOrs
the speakers. A rich treas esiSd i tocOme, o.
for ali. Every one is inylseu 1.se ! 'US M
Sneaking & at Up. m. and 7;SO p "'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

Poultry Hens &C; Spring chickens, &C IT..
Veal--Dressed, 3H
Hogs. Dressed, 2H(@3H.
Live Cattle. 1900.
Sheep. Live, I.25.
Wool. Best, I21Sc :
Hops. Best, 4@5c.
Eggs. Cash. ISc.
Butter. . Best dairy, rs c; fancy creamery
2oc.
Cheese .I2Xc.
Farm Smoked Meats = Baco1 4, 61sc; hams
&C; shoulders, SCI
Potatoes. 3oc per bu
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

TlllamOOk cheese-BransOn s 90.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

CASToRIA.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
For Men and Boys

Underwear, hats, gloves, clothing
mackintoshes, overcoats, shirts, col
lars and cuffs. Always go tC
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27

SILVER.
New York, Oct II. Silver, 64Hc; lea'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1896-10-27
Willis Bros. q Co.

The Cash Dry Goods, Clothing ant
Shoe House.
Buy "Iron Clad. Hose for Boys.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
SPRGlHL NOTICES.

Advertisements for these columns
viii be taken until 1890 y. M. for
the evening and until = n. IN. for the
morning and sunday editions.
Advertisers, by requesting n num-
bcrcd check, cnn have M
dressed to n numbered letter In care
of The Zee. Answers so addressed
will he delivered upon presentation
of the check only. Rates, 1 Lie n
word first Insertion; 1c n word
thereafter. Nothing taken for less
than 25c for first Insertion. These
advertisements must be run c%opsecu-
tiNcIy.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
Daughters of Pocshontns.

Last Friday evening a merry company II
the members and friendg Of Alfaretta coun-
ell No. 8. Degree OF Poeshontas. gathered
at the home Of Miss Alice Gillian and passed
a very pleasant evening. Nine games of
high i've were played. which resulted In
the queens prize, a beautiful hand-wrought
drape, being awarded TO Mrs. T. c. Andes-
son. The kings prize. a pretty handker-
chief case, was wen by w. H. Blake. ana
Mrs. NJ. A.. JeferIs and A. T. Darby carried
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

A. G. Albright OF Hastings organized a
council in Kearney Saturday, March 20, with
200 members. This is the largest f%raternal
lodge in the city, and the only order of any
kind to start with so large a charter menu
berehip. The order IL a home institution,
the principal place Of business being in
Hastings, and has all the desirable features
Of other similar fraternal insurance socie-
ties. Women are permitted to join and
hold Office on an equality with the men, the
same as in church organizations. 1t Is COM
paratively a new order, but II 1t grows all
over the state as 1t has in Kearney, 1t will
soon equal in membership any of the older
orders.
The officers elected were: DR.. M. A..
Hoover, w. c.; Mrs. Il. N. Porterfeld. V.
w. C.; C. A. Prescott, s.; II. G. Burnett.
T.; Miss Amanda Wolfe, w. p; G. c. Davis,
C. p; II. #. Carson. c.. e.; w. l.. Hand,
Rev. II. w. Trueblood and Robert Haines.
Fathers Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, respect
lively. The membership includes lawyers,
doctors, merchants, ministers and city and
county officials.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
Modern woodmen of America.

A new lodge of the Royal Neighbors was in
stituted last night in Annex hall in the Con-
tinental block, but the details were received
too late for these columns, and will con-
sequently have to lay over until next Srn-
day. A meeting of the new lodge was held
earlier in the week, but the institution was
then but partially completed. The charter
list contains over sixty names.
This column has stated that the convention
of the grand body of the Royal Neighbors
will convene in Des Moines on the first
Tuesday of this month. This was
a mistake. The convention date is
the second Tuesday in May. The supreme
board of managers, however, meets in Fulton.
H.. on April IA to prepare for the session.
Reports OF the officers will be examined and
other preliminary work for the session trans
acted.
The f~oresters of Omaha lodge No. 12O are
preparing to give a ball IN Myrtle hall on
next Wednesday evening. The affairo is
promised to be a great success, as large
numbers Of woodmen have signified their in
tention of being in attendance with friends.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

statesmen Make 5000 A SELLING
our machines for cooling refrigerators. Guar
anteed 10 per cent cheaper than Ice. Produce a
dry cold that keeps perishable articles indef-
nitely;. Write FOR terms. Artlc Refrlgerating
Co., Cincinnati, o. B-S5l-5s
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

YOUNG MEN WHO WISHING To TAKE CIVIL
Service examinations. which occur soon in
Omaha; for railway mail clerk. and other posit-
Ions, write for valuable information dree).
u. $. Bureau of Information, Cincinnati. o.
R-AS-5-s
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
Growth OF the Modern woodmen.

SPRINGFIELD. H., April AT a meet
Ing OF the board Of directors Of the Modern
Weodmen Of America. Head Clerk Harris re-
ported that during the month OF March
nlnety-nlhe new camps had been chartered
and 5000 new members secured.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

MAN WANTED-LIBERAL COMPENSATION;
experience or not. Stock guaranteed to grow.
Address with stamp. Brown Bros. Co., Nursery
men, Chicago. B-SO2- Mo-
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED. statesmen FOR CALIFORNIA
wines; 500 per month and expenses: chance
for advance; commission IL preferred; no ex-
perience required. Address. enclosing . stamps,
w. A. Vandercook Co., San Francisco, Cal.
n-c5o =
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WE DESIRE TO NEGOTIATE WITH TRAVEL
ing and local statesmen to sell our line of fine
case goods, 'Old Bookle.' Oscar Pepper"
etc. also our line of fine Kentucky whistles
and wines in barrels; commission or salary
and expenses. IL preferred; references required.
ID. II. Foushee & Co., Lexington, Ky.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

ons Minute Cough Cure is a popular rene
d. for Group. Safe for children and adults
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

- DISTRIBUTORS
~eycrywhtre; $50 per l,000: enclose icts. North
western Distributing Bureau, Chicago.
B-SlT-5-s
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
WANTED.

WANTED. SITUATION by GUM LADY
stonographer. thoroughly competent; can give
best Of reference. Addicss N 8. Bee
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

SEQ TO $3.50 A AND EXPENSES PAID
salesman for cigars; experience unnecessary
standard goods; Little Clerk cigar machine free
TO each customer. Bishop & Kline, st. Louis,
Mo. B-M7S5 M1s
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED, GENTLEMEN WHO can ORGAN
lie lodges for beneficiary order requiring no
dnuble-headers Address r $40, 269 Dearborn St,
Chicago. B-S33 50
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
Order of the World.

Last Friday evening Myrtle lodge. No.
399, Order Of the World, gave a grand COM
pIimentary entertainment at the new
quarters, Order Of the World hail, in the
Patterson building, Progressive high five,
vocal and instrumental music and dancing
was the order of the evening. Short ad-
dresses were made by President Cady and
District Manager |. G.. BaTight. Miss NJ. A.
De Wis rendered one OF her delightful vocal
solos in charming style. At the conclusion
of the entertainment the following winners
we're announced: Ladies first prize, Mrs. A.
RoEenzwelg; gentlemen's first plize, j. G..
Gorden; ladies' booty prize, Miss Jerman:
gontlemen's' BOBBY prize. Bert Reeves. Re-
freshments we're served by a committee Of
the women members. w H.. Smith was
chalrman nf the nnLnria .nnent q mmiiteh-
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED. statesmen TO OUR
'No-Scale' Boiler compound; enclose stamp
for reply. Central Commercial Co., 1874 Ran
doph St, Chicago. B-S34 5.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED. FOR BRANCH OFFICE
In each state; salary and expenses. Household
Specially Co, Manchester, Ill. B-S505 5"
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

Statesmen TO ELL CIGARS;
500 to $50 monthly; salary and expenses: ex-
perience unnecessary; write for particulars.
Superior Cigar Co., Chicago. B-S29 s.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

The German members OF The order have
started a new Official organ. printed in tina
German language. The paper IL Issued from
Manning. la.
New lodges are beng Instituted at fire.
quent intervals. Another is to be organ zed
az Arlington tomorrow night. Sovereign
Clerk Dickens reports that the order IL in
iUe condition In every way.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

STENoGRAPHERS. BOOKKEEPE1RS, SALES
men, drugsists, t%eoeher!, desiring positions in
ness Bureau, j. w. Hadnall, ptoprietJ u, Dallas,
Texas. B-SJi 80
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

Statesmen, MINERALIZED RUBBER HOSE.
betting, etc, is better and cheaper than vul-
canlzed: agents appointed on uncovered ground.
B-M7i6 As.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

SA LISMEN-S5 A DAY: NO CANVASSING; NO
deliveries; no collections: samples free; side
linz or exclusive. Mfrs, S9il Market ST.. Phila-
delphia. B.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

R~EGIsTERnD DRUGGIST. : YEARS EX-
pcricnce, wants position; country. preterred;
references. Address N IL. Bee. A-Msl1 o
AN EXPERIENCED DRUG CLERK WANTS a
situation at low wages. Enquire 1878 Farnan'
A-Sgl 3
SITUATION BY YOUNG MAN THE Of
flee or wholesale house preferred. Address
N %. Bee, A-Mgli s.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

SALESMAN TIC DRUG TRADE. SID IN
or otherwise, J. w. knight, 2l7-225 State st.
Racine, Wis. B.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED, RELIABLE PERSON TO DISTRIB-
ute our circular, How to Cure Rupture" Send
reference and stamp II convenient. Surehold
Truss Co.. N. Windham, Maine. B-S31 80
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
HELP.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. FLOWER GAR
dener; one who speaks German. Apply u. Haas,
1913 Vinton street. B-M399
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED. SAMPLES DISTRIBUTED EVERY
where by either men or women; big money to
hustlers: position permanent: enclose stamp.
Swiss Herb Tea Co., Chicago B-SS2 30
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED AND SALES
men; salary and expeuscs: $50 to $3.50 per
month; answer at once. Valley Cigar Co.. st.
Louis. B-S35 Z.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
HELP wANTED-FEMALE.

wANTED-A Girl O GENERAL HOUSE
work in small family. one who can sleep at
home preferred; reference required. Apply at
1923 South alth st. C-S06-5'
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

OFFICE MANAGER; MUST HAVE 5000; SAL
AIRY, 81. 200; good chance for right person. Ad-
dress, Manager. 200 Monon blk, Chicago.
B.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED-A GOOD CooK-wAsHER AND
ironer: reference required. Apply 332, South
sTth 81. C-S27-5-.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
FOR ii

FOX I-tIOtS
HOUSES IN l. ART or THE CITY. THE
o, +. Davis Company, 1905 Farnan. p-6s5
HOUSES DENAWA & CO.. los n. 18TH ST.
D-s9G
hopERN HOUSES. C. srAER. SIS N.y.LIFE,
FOR IliNr-ElCE q FRONT. S-RooM
brick house, with All mldern improvements and
In hrsl class condition. inquire 81 premises.
sil9 Ialf-HGward street. D-2l0
HOUSES WALLACE, BROWN BLK. lG 4 Doug.
HOUSES FoR RENT. LARGE LIST. FROM
$500 up, hcCaSue Investment Co.. 1906 badge.
D--699
FOR Rem -nRIcK RESIDENCE LOCATED
at tie southwest, corner Eth and Douglas SITS,
formerly the residence 4 the late HcEry Hunlt.
Especially suitable FOR office Of pa,sirinns or
dentists. Apply TO the superintendent OF The
Bee building. room los. Zee bldg. -22
IonERN 5-RooM COTTAGE: ALSO GROOM
cottage. with barn. L. S. Skinner. agent. 3l9
y. Y. I. bldg. n-s.s
FOR sNT-A MobEitN House, ALI.
convenience. furnished OF unfaEniahel s5S
lark ave. p-59s
CHOICE HOUSES AND COTTAGES FoR RENT
sl. Ger eity, IS 10 $50. kidsli,y. l.O2 Fainam ~.
D-sGs
LARGE LAST. '. 0. wEAD. 10 q Do,:aI.As.
D-Tu As9
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

% SALE
S-room dwg,. bath. part cash. 1900.
S-room dwg., 90 II. lot. east front. 81. 600.
7-raom dwg.. hath; take clear lot and cash
81. 600.
Wanted
Modern dwg., desirable. for 50. 900 cash.
Good residence lot for cash.
G. q residence lot for land.
Residence for land and cash.
Residence for clear lots a=d cash.
] have cash customers for desirable residences.
$1,000 to s3.tO0.
A. r. Connect, rooms so2-sO5 N. Y. Life bldg,
RE-s70-5s
TWO NEW COTTAGES, COR. 18th AM SAIL
Ter SITS; cellar. cistern. city water. 81 2O.n0:
long time. Apply isls Fafnam. RESI- )
FOR SALE-
Desirable 5-Toom cottage, near car line; nae
yard: price 81. 200.Cl.
66xiS2 feet, Goth and Cass; price, s3.G5lOl.
p-acre tract. "a miles SO. Omaha. S9b.0) east
POTTER q GEORGE COMPANY.
96th and Farnar1 ste.
RE-Msy0
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

FOR NORTHUMBERLAND TEN ROOM
summer cottage, bath room, with hot and cold
water; stable for ten horses; I've acres en-.
closed; one half mile from Elkhorn station.
A. J. Poppleton. Sli, First Natl Bank bldg.
Omaha. D-Ts-7-
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
FOR nENT-sroREs AND OFFICES.

STORE, 4l SOUTH 18TH, NEAR HOWARD:
heart OF commission district; first floor and
basement. Room 3l4, First National Bank
building. MO
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED. AGENTS TO SELL SASH LOCKS
and door holders. Sample sash lock free by
mail for &c stamp. Best sellers ever in
vented. Best weights; $1,000 a day. Write
quick. Brohard & Co.. Box II, Philadelphia.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05
FOR ~RENT-HOUsEs.
CContnued.)

FOR RENT. HOUSE OF TEN ROOMS; O
ern conveniences; very handy to business.
Inquire at 900 5. 18th st. D.. T. Mount.
D-MT4Q
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

WANTED. Statesmen TO SELL sTAPLE
goods at home or travel. Liberal salary or
good commission. We send samples on APP
pllcation; give exclusive territory. Address p.
o. Box 1,1O3, New York City. B.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

A MAN IN EVERY COUNTY TO REPRE-
sont us. Big money to the right man. From
$15 to $50 a week guaranteed. Address Alumi-
mum Sign and Novelty Co., Columbus, o.
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

sIth st. C-S27-5-.
WANTED-GltL FOR GENERAL HOUSE
work. 2G0j Popplcton ave. C-S77
LADIES TO WRITE FOR Us AT HOME; NO
eanvRssing; enclose stamp for reply. Silver
Ferr Co., Aurora. Indiana, C--S55 81.
WANTED, INTELLIGENT WOMAN EEDlN
10 earn income and ambiticus; must be healthy
tioa; state age and business experience. Adj
dress y y, Bee. C--MS9T 7
Omaha daily bee., 1896-04-05

AGENTS MAKE MONEY AND PLENTY OF
it selling our aluminium novelties. Illustrated
catalogue, price lists. free: ten cents brings a
sample. Novelty Introduction Co, 300 State ST..
Chicago. j
The daily morning journal and courier., 1896-11-14
THE PnOprE,S PARTY.

Major Mckinley has surprised some people who thought they knew him. He surprised them by saying ''gold" when they had become sure that he wouldn't say it. He surprised them by not wildly talking tariff in his admira- ble and judicious front-porch speeches He has surprised them since the elec- ton by giving evidence that he realizes what has taken place, and also realizes what his duty is. He has a great op- portunity before him and the indica- tions are that he will deal with it nobly The Kansas City Star puts the situa- ton well when it says that If MT. Me- Kinley really desires to manifest the gratitude to the sound money Demo- crats to which he has given expression he will conduct his administration in conformity with those policies which are favored by the liberal and progress sive clements of both parties. He will lay the foundation for an organization broad enough to take in all good citi- zens, all of the friends of upright gov ernment.
 The saddened Popocrats are talking about a Peoples party for 1900. A Peoples party went to the polls last week Tuesday and did its duty thor oy1ph1v 6anantlv and in ordar The president will have it in his power to do much to keep that Peoples party together and growing. It was the Peo- pie against the Populists and Popo- crats last week. If it is going to be the same in 1900 the Peoples party must be strengthened ali it can be. We have no doubt that MT. Mckinley will do his part in strengthening it.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1896-11-14
AN AID TO REALITY.

Anything that will add to the beauty and attractiveness of Woman is boon. Not that she is not beautiful enough and attractive enough already. She is. She is so beautiful and attractive now that she can't be resisted, even when she is riding bicycle. But she wants to be more beautiful and attractive than she is, and the man who would put a straw in the way of her becoming so is only fit to be beneath her notice. One, or two, of the chief beauties of Woman is, or are, small feet. The small feet are what make the Chinese women so much more beautiful than the women of this country. When the great Lii Hung Chang was here he only looked at the faces of the women he saw and was thus enabled to keep him. self from becoming too homesick. He couldn't trust himself to look at their feet. When he comes again he can safely look at their feet, if they are as ready to take advantage of aids to beauty as we think they are The size of the feet of the women of this country can, 1t appears, be safely and painlessly reduced. The great discovery was made by accident, as many great dis coveries are. And it was made by a man, as many great discoveries also are. Mr. A. l.. Soper, of Northport, Long Island, is the man who made the find. MT. Soper pickles cucumbers for living and to help others live. While on a nocturnal tour of inspection in his establishment for pickling cucum- bers MT. soper fell into pickling tank about ten feet deep and spent the night there, being unable to arouse anyone to come to his rescue There was brine in the tank to the depth of a foot or more, the effect of which on MT. Soper's feet was very decided. They were beautifully pickIed and so much re- duced in size that his customary shoes
 won't stay on.
 We do not need to tell Woman what to do. She knows. It will not be long before cucumber brine will be in de- | mand and women's pickled feet will be as numerous as are pigs pickled feet and much more attractive, except for eating.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1896-11-14
OWED.
FLORET1E.

He-So Bellum has failed? She-Yes; but they only owe us a call, so, thank goodness, we won't lose by it.--London Figaro.
 Uncle Simon, why does all the world love a lover?" Because they know he will be spending money as long as he can raise cent "-Chicago Record.
 Mabel-Mr. Jones, do you ever sing "After the Ball?" Jones-No; ain't able-as rule. Generally have to go straight to bed.-Illustrated Bits.
 A Crusty Opinion. .-''Uncle Theophilus what is a grass widow?" "Well, she's widow whose husband didn't have to die to get rid of her."-Detroit Free Press.
 Bambury--I hear that Stimton is dead. Did he leave his wife much? Mispah--I suppose so. He always left her as much as he could while ne was alive.-Boston Transcript.
 "Grandpap, what makes your nose so red? Did the witches pinch it when you were a. little baby?" 'No, sis; but --er--the spirits have since. ."--New York Recorder.
 She-Once you vowed that I was the sunshine of your life Now you stay out night after night. He-Er-Why- don't expect sunshine after dark Indianapolis Journal
 One Matron-Since I have been mar ried I have taught my husband good taste. Another-Really? It is suod thing for you that you did not teach him before you were married Tit Bits.
 Papa, did you ever fly or sit up in tree and sing?" Certainly, not You must have been dreaming, my boy" "No, I haven't; but I heard MT Shipley tell Mrs. Shipley that you were bird when you got out. ."-London Figaro.
 ''Do I love George?" unused Clara softly, "or is it simply a sisters affec- tion that I feel for - Just tben Rob- by burst noisily into the room and in terrupted her meditations. Get cut of here, you little brat!" she shouted, and seizing him by the arm, she shot him through the door. "Ah, no,' said signed, as she resumed her Interrupted trair of thought; my love for George is not sisters love, It is something sweeter, purer, higher and holisr."- Londor Figaro.
 An editor was one day confronted by a gentleman, who exclaimed: Tn your raper you report that I am dead!" You may rely" said the editor. son the truth of everything you read in OUT journal" But his visitor was not om- forted by this assurance, and asked that a contradiction should be publish ed ill the next issue To this the editor firmly declined to assent, but, being pressed to make some amends. ile lnal- ly offered to insert the gentleman S name in the following days list of births.-Tid Bits.