Tombstone epitaph., 1896-08-30
BISBEE NEWS.
BisrEs. August %, 1896.


 psnied by Antone Muheim.
 W. c. Land and Louis BodecS-r went out on ,he train this morning. Their visit was .hsrt aud sweet. Tae family of Mir. s. F Wyle came In on this evenings train and will take up their residence with us. Nre. c. D. Keller left this morning for short trip down the river for her health. A little iresh air aud A sigh, oi green fields are very welcome a, this season O the year.
 M,. P. J. Murphy has about rocov- cred from his accident some time since, and has con luded that all that is necessary for 6 complete recovery is g good vacation. He left ihis moIn- ing for the HuschucAs.
 It is with feelings of deep regret ths, we are forced to write of the de- cease of Frank Kuspp's little son. The young con had been quite low with , diptheria for q number of days past and, although the very best attention was given him. he was unable to pass through last night and died at about 10 30 p. m. The sympsthies of all are with the beresved parents in their loss.
 Don't forget the K. P. dance Friday evening. The boys are making great preparations and will surely have a i lovely time. The "uaiIorm Rank" are also putting in A great deal of time practicing and will give sn ex- hibi'ion sword drill during the course of the evening that bids fair to be an eye-opener. You may be assured that you'll miss a good time if you're not there.
 Who .ays Otto Geisenhoffer cant run7 Surely none who saw Otto catch the train yesterday morning can poe .ibly have any doubt as to his sprinting abilities. The train had fully 50 yards start Of him and was under fairly good hesdwsy, bu; the way he over look il and climbed on board made the by-standers think that the trsip was standing still. Talk sbou, sprint. ers-weIl back MT. Geisenhoier to win fat man. race any day in the week at any mark in the road.
 Since the editors Of the Bistee Orb have insisted that we run our Bisbes column according to their methods | and bowled us out 90 unmercifully, we think it 10 more 'hsn right that we should have our equal and just Givi- sion Of all spoils. For mere than 6 month now our mouth has been water ing over the numerous patches of fruits, cakes, pies. etc. whose receipt is weekly acknowledged in the columns of the Orb. This pulling racket seems 10 be one of their most | profitable methods and we see no reason why ~e also should not enjoy come of Its benefits.
 For these reason we have decided to s,srt a"beggipg S bureau" of our own. This will be conducted on the most approved methods and satisfaction is guaranteed 10 all donors. Donations Of anything in the way of estables, will be cheerfully accepted and their receipt acknowledged in the Bisbee column, together with appropriate items as, 10 the gentleman's high standing in tbs community, to the lady. reputation as Q worthy house. keeper, to the young lsdy's merits and eligibility; etc. etc, etc.
 Do not he bsck ward in donating fer for fear that the articles will not be &C., ceptable: anything at all will be cheerfully received and acknow- ledged for the first tims at least. If on trial any of your pastry pies. or anything of that class is found to resemble edible birds nests, we will frankly tell you so in private. and you can then take future donations to the Orb office. They receive anything and everything and manage to put hem all to uss. We nnderstsnd thai they keep their devil" in good bumo- by feeding him or the "indieest'ble ;" and We would like to help them ont with this class of contributions, Re- member, the sbove department will be opened on September let. come sarly and avoid .he rush