Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1896-03-17

tous Reporters
Goes the best when it is tired-the
bicycle.
March is like Fitzsimmous, ITS blows
a.e haid.
These are pinching times, said the
snuffaker.
The hens will soon be warbling their
spring lays.
The latest fad in the far West for
girls is cameo carving.
Fishermen are getting tLeir gill nets
i'll shape for spring fishing.
blessed is lie who expecteth nothing
for he shall not be disappointed.
This is a bright st. Patrick s Day
will Shelah do as we'll tomorrow.
An energetic, thrifty newspaper is
the index to live, aggressive commu-
nifty.
One man may not be better than
another, but some are worse than others,
sure.
Truck is the leading conveyance
in the procession to journalistic bone
yard.
The police should keep their eye OIL
several suspicious looking characters in
town.
Complaints are made that flowers
are being stolen from graves ut the City
Cemetery.
j 3. Burch and Others have pur-
chased property from J. K. Pine, of the
First district.
Persons who fail TO receive the CAP
ITAI. regular, should notify Mr.. George
w. Jones, the news agent.
Gaining and losing in this world,
rising aud falling, enjoying and suffering
are but the incidents in life.
The tongue is at home when the
mouth is closed. There are times when
the tongue ought to he ut home.
One of the largest nuisances to the
editor of a paper is the tramp who makes
Il practice of begging exchanges.
1t is stated that the Rev. w. II.
Stricklin, of Baltimore, may come to
the First M. 4. Church, this city.
The Rev. DR.. w. l.. Mcdowell, of
the First NJ. e. Church, conducted the
memorial services at Conference yester-
day.
Ice two inches thick will bear up a
man; four inches thick, q horse and rider:
six inches thick, "a team and moderate
load.
-Oystermen have got plenty ol mar
ket for their oysters, but no weather to
work. They only got i'll one day last
week.
A canoe containing two parties from
West River capsized this afternoon in
the harbor, but were rescued Ly sumo
parties in a yawl boat.
Don't snarl at the small boy; you
were there yourself one day not so very
long ago, and was probably happier then
than now.
Don't forget that while you are talk
ing about yourself the other fellow is
thinking of himself and wondering When
you will let up aud give him chance.
While Dragging about your ancestors,
den t forget there's such a thiI g as re-
version of type. You may be degen-
crate and may antedate your antedators.
Whoever owns that dog with the
fog horn voice that runs around our
streets at night and sings bis little dit
ties, had better keep an eye on him or he
might get lost.
The Baltimore Conference of the
Methodist Episcopal Church will close
its sessions this evening and the an
nOuncement of the appointments will
be made tomorrow.
This paper depends upon the liberal
patronage of its advertisers for its sup
port and not upon political pap, and,
therefore, must insist upon prompt pay
ments of outstanding subscriptions and
job work.
The average blizzard is no respecter
of seasons or sections. 1t comes and
goes when it pleases, and that is why
the spring bonnet trade has been brought
to a standstill III Maryland, not tokpeak
of the spring poetry industry.
"A stuffed paddy was seen dangling
from the ewes of the corner of the old
City Hotel early this morning. which
attracted the attention of AL that passed
that way to st. Mary's Church. Later
in the day Mr.. Jerome TarletOn, keeper
Of the inn, had it removed.
Three Dollars per Room. Cheaper
than whitewash. One ordinary
room papered completed, ceiling,
walls and nine inch border for three
dollars. two rooms for Eve dollars.
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