The San Francisco call., 1896-05-17

EASTERN OFFICE:
Rooms 81 and go, - Park Row, New York Cit,
DAVID NJ. FoLTZ, Special Agent
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SUNDAY ...........................MA MAY II, 1886
HE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
The outing season has come in.
The matrimonial season seems to be full
OF rich things
1t is about settled that Grover is too fat
for another race.
About this time half the sweet things in
life are in shirt waists.
The Easter bonnet has begun to look
enviously at the summer hat.
We might at least be given a respite
from the transfer nu sance on Sunday.
Some people exert themselves more to
have rest than they do at their WORK.
Why not get the merchants to run fes-
tival for us and make a wholesale thing
of it?
The Presidential campaign is like no
other, and in that respect it resem bles
them all.
Every time Congress gets ready TO turn
loose something else comes along for it to
take hold of.
Shakespeare remark about 1.-The sessions
of sweet silent thought" had no alluslon
to the Senate.
If the Populists are able to carry Texas,
as they say, they ought to carry it out of
reach Of another cyclone.
The amateur always has double pleas
ure in yachring-once when he starts and
once when he gets home again.
This is good day to try to think out
fitting name for the gorgeous festival that
is to come IN like a dream through the
Golden Gate.
During the whole OF the coming cam
paign you will get the fullest and fairest
reports of the proceedings of all the par
ties in THE CALL.
Since Massachusetts, presents Russell to
Democracy as a candidate with the assur-
be accepted. 1t would save labor.
The invention OF new guns has put
France and Germany to the expense OF
equipping their armies all over again and
the coming war must wait until the con-
tract is finished.
1t is said the Government O. Saxony
has realized during the past fourteen years
over $500 600 from fruit grown on trees
planted for shade along the public high
ways.
There is no doubt the money question is
the greatest issue in the campaign, but it
must be construed as including everything
from National finance to the wages of the
people.
AS it is claimed the delegates to the re-
cert Electrical Congress ana Exposition
in New York represented a capital of
$750000,0Q0 il appears that money makes
the motor go as well as the mare.
Those who think electricity is engaging
most OF the inventive genius of the world
at this time are mistaken. The records of
the Patent Office show that it is mainly
directed to improving the bicycle.
Cramp thinks the Oregon had better
stretch of water for a trial trip than East
ern built ships have, which is only another
way of saying the victory of California
shipbuilders is u matter OF course.
AS it is estimated by European experts
that the festivities at the corona ton of
the Czar will cost about $4,000 900 there
would seem to be a good chance for some
California festival promoter to undertake
the contract for hall the money and make
fortune out Of it.
Commissioner Roosevelt has again dis
tinguished himself as reformer in New
York by rebuking police inspector for
lodging complaint against policeman
for having his hands in his pants pocket
while on patrol.'' Roosevelt insisted he
should have said trousers pocket.
According to a Pennsylvania prophet
who claims to know, Mckinley will be
nominated at st. Louis, Cleveland at Chi
cago, the silver men will nominate Don
Cameron. and then State pride leads the
aforesaid Pennsylvania prophet to add
that Cameron will be elected; so there
you have it all.
Ohio has a man named Dingbatts Ter
wiliger, and what is more, she has a
woman who WAS willing to exchange her
name for it and it was the publication of
the marriage notice which first informed
the world of this new illustration of what
names Ohio men can bear without re-
naming singular.
Chief Justice BIeckley of Georgia, who
sometimes writes poetry, took occasion on
recent address to exalt the Atlanta Law
School ana said:
In legal education
We may utilize the lesson
OF common observation
That contraction is depression
And expansion elevation.
The merit OF this poetry is that it fits
the financial question about as we'll as it
did that of Jurisprudence, and the Chief
Justice bowled over two birds with one
rocky verse.