New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1896-09-12
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Mrs Warren, who lives near Sharpstown Dell
read the prediction of the NewYork clergyman
that the world would md last week. and believed
IT, So she gave all her goods 70 her neighbors
donned white robe and waited for the end
When she found that IL didn't occur she asked Tor
the return of her property but her neighoors re-
fused to give it to her. and now she is going to
sue them
into the dining room he was saying Tell you. old
man she was Just dandy Every line perez Lee anda
"Of whom are you talking" asked Mrs Wick
wire.
"Oh thought it of those bicycle girls
you'd seen going along somewhere. "-(lndanapos
Journal
The plot of land at oxford which the Duke Of Nor.
folk has just purchased for fl3ooO the site for
Roman Catholic College, is about three In ex.
tent and Is within short distance Of Mansfield and
Manchester Colleges. The proposed college will b
In addition to- and quite distinct from the hall under
the auspices Of the Jesuit ,rder. which is about TO
be started by Father Clark in 81. CHESS. oxford.
The proposed college IS "A result OF the favorable
consideration given by the Pope TO the petition pre-
scented him in the spring OF last for permis-
sion for Catholic laymen attend the English uni
ersties
Suburban entering station in a hurry)-Was that
my train? ,
Ticket-Seller-It was only the bell announcing the
departure Of your train. II you hadnt stoppeh 10
ask the question | have no doubt you might have
caught it. Too bad. isn't it?-tBoston Transcript
A correspondent Of THE Springfield Republican"
says: I'm reading what various persons write about
their impressions Of Candidate Bryan who have
heard him speak am reminded OF story OF my
boyhood. noted speaker was stumping the coun-
try in the interest of political measure, ana
in one of his audiences sat man as deaf as post
ION he aLprv about TO close, the Ceal man
asked his seat mate who the speaker was. The man
tried three times to tell him, all 10 no purpose
when the deaf man at the top of his voice rep'e''
I can't understand darned word you or he say
but Great Jerichol don't he do 1t up smashih III.
meeting closed abruptly with cheers lot INC ue~'
man"
Senator Hill is reported TO be still meditatns
over the following words uttered at Ripley oy |S"'
di1ate Bryan
when you find a man who refuses 10 'e" w
what he is going to do. when you find man WV
will not take you into his confidence. tell MN ,a
no power on earth can get you 10 take n''h INV
your confidence"
He Is also reported TO be medtating on this tneme'
Does Bryan accuse OF playing coh"ue'''
game
Concusion-"Ahoy. there" called the master "
charon was paIpably confused as he warped h'
boat into the dock .so fac, isl
hey pardon lie Sdll. Uul ~
have felt the liberal movement In tneoIossy nan
forget some OF the landing places no" anu '
(Detroit Tribune.
TIE grape growers OF Northern ONO az IT ~.
with J big crop. The vines are oa0N :, %,
fruit which is selling a, five cents pa' s a., such
pounds In the vineyards There Is ho P nd ,hs
a price. for the basket costs 2's Genus a"'
,JcLipg ,s much more II is said that 10 'no
! cranes will be sent TO market, but INA. o.'
mainder of the crop will be sold 10 WINE "'
From an Eouine Point OF VIEW doh us,a ,hs
am really any cheaper than USED 70 oe' ever was
horse Il am worth just as niu. ,n au''-(Chicsgo
The bicycle has appreciated. that's "a"
Tribune
A CORRESPONDENT OF THE Hartford Times 'e
silver mine in Mexico the output OF VIM
$4,000 a month OF which $4,000 Is cea' .,r.s.
there is enough In sight TO keep up '''' o. Nv
FOR twenty years The adoption OF free 'o'"ae ,si.
the United States would give the owner "
mine fine market.
A queer parsonage. giving his r name smsrcan'
charles King presen'eu ni,is, , sf,,rnoon and as
editorial rooms late yesterday 49,, that ne pos
tonishei those present by telling mem .nel phys.
Clan The door would not believe me me-
statement and proceeded To MAKE Az ons on the
righr and one on the left side Of the BODY; SO 90
might be caused by transmit,anSSe Dohysician by
the man was told But he fooled the H., III % heat
stoppng TIE one and allowing the other, w says
and by making them beat aIttrnH'S' ,..san,ists OF
the Country and none Of them has been . aSs
explain the cause OF the phenomenon !"
American.
The little children OF native schoo III -, ,ns
have just sent s25 for the rebuilding Oh o rbs
churches In St Louis. wrecked by the ''0o"'
church had formerly helped the school
Needed It-"That young wldo" next ''''
bought bicycle ~
Isn't that trihe odd 49,. 4, Al she could
No; she says she had TO nave ~ s 80 So Rec.
carry flowers out TO the cemetery. -''"'"eO
ord.
Butte Mont Is said 10 he the hVeies' ' =, n,
town In America. The payroll aIproNl"'",' ,,,.
900 a month. The lowest wages are - aa IA ,on
, ulation.