The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1896-07-25

The soprano threw the basxo
In the choir a loving glance.
She was such pretty lass-o
And they only met by chants.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Florence-"What is the first .h,n-
you have to learn in golf?" Marion'
what TO wear."-Puck.
She-"Did you see the Latin ou.rts-
while in Paris?" He-"No: but I 90,
several lead francs passed on me-.
Truth
Ignorance, bliss; knowledge, blister
-She-"When you married me Won
said you were well off" He-.T was:
but did not know It"-vanlty.
None Too Cordlal.-The Hostess-.1
suppose there is no use Of asking Won
to stay to dinner?' The Caller-"Not
In that way."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Poetry Fed-She (sentimentally)-
what poetry there is In frew He (sad-
ly)-"Yes; a great deal Of my pretty
poetry has gone there" Harper's Ba-
Ear
Just the Same Thing.-"Say, loan me
$40 for about a week. Cant; have
MT got but five." 'Thatn do-led me
the five for two weeks~- Chicago Rec
ord.
The difference between somnambu.
list and a messenger boy is triHing:
One walks in his sleep, and the other
sleeps in his walk" Philadelphia
Press.
AS the hurricane swept the deck and
upset a few yachtsmen 1t breezIly re-
marked: Il guess / can turn an &C.
caslonal summer-'salt myself. Rich
mond Gazette.
Wizway-"What is meant by pass
ing regard?" Juzby-"The regard In
which you're held by people who bow
to you but don't stop to speak "-RoI-
bury Gazette.
She-"We've been married four
months, dear, and haven't given you
a chance to try my cooking yet" He
why, love, you're not getting tired OF
me already. are youT-Yonkers States
man.
Really Unjust-'1 have done moth
ing but blush all day." complained the
rose. "and still that idiot of poet goes
on talking of the modest violet, as II
there were not others. "-Cincinnat En-
quirer.
Mulman-"i often hear people speak
about brain work being so awfully
hard; II doesn't appear to me So" Cut
ter-"Of course not; TO men of your
calber brayin' work is easy."-Boston
Courier
Mama-"Russell, stop teasing your
brother; I'm tired of hearing him cry
Russell-"It won't make any difference
If | do stop, eos if l don't tease him
he'll tease me and make me cry."-Har-
per's Bazaar.
How large were the diamonds?
asked the press agent pausing in the
writing of the account for publication.
About as large as chestnuts,' con-
fessed the actress. unwittingly.-Min-
neapolis Times.
Game warden-Look here. Don't
you know that you cant shoot deer
just now! Proud amateur sportsman
Cant | pointing 10 fine dead buck.
Look at that and see whether l cant
Boston Courier.
Winterbloom-Don't you think $40
Is rather high for tailor-made gown
Won Blumer tells me his wife PAID
only $50. Mrs. Wintsrbloom-True,
my dear. but she got hers before
got mine.-Harlem Life.
Teacher-Can any little boy tell me
which is the longest day in the Year,
Billy-Some fellows say the day De
fore Christmas is, and some say the
day before the Fourth Of July.-Har-
per's Round Table.
q don't believe you know who
an" said Mrs. Gayleigh to Tommy
NO, ma'am," said Tommy, Il don
know who you are, but know VINO
you was. heard mamma telling Aun'
susan. '-Harper's Bazaar.
Nhf Eultu. there thdt io'~'y
cort you had last summer. the Count
de LuSk. selling ribbons at the furtner
counterr $50 it is. Don't let us rec
ognize him, dear. He will prefer TO re-
main incognito. Port Jervis Gazet'e'
"Sing;" said the specially artist 10
the manager, Il can sing to beat the
band" However. on his appearance
that afternoon It was noticeable tna'
the orchestra. as usual, had the Deter
OF the contest.-Indlanapolis JournS-
Mrs. Al am surprised that your
husband earns so little II he works 40
hard as you say. What does he do'
Mrs. B.-The last thing he did was
to calculate how many times ciocA
licked in the course OF 1000 years
Philadelphia Inquirer
What Is all that row in the dining
roomf" asked the dime museum man
ager. with some irritation. III 90 oo
The glass eater. sor." said the Iuiu
chleftain. He says tn cook give nlu
cracked toombler, an he cut MS toons
on lt'-New York Press.
My dear" he said to his lady love,
I've been busy all day-not manus'
iaoor' you know, but brain "osA'
which is the hardest kind" Yes ID.