New-York tribune., 1896-12-04
THE TALK or THE DAY.

| Vengeance Returned Traveller-I have often
thought Of that young Mr. Tease and how ne used
| she get even with him?
old Friend-I.ong ego She married hlm.-New-
| York Weekly.
| The big revival going on In Philadelphia
eliminated the other day in street parade OF 5000
| church workers. In way this suggests the re-
| lgious professions Of the Middle Ages In Europe
| The houses along the route OF the parade were
| decorated with flags and Chinese lanterns; red
| fire was burned and skyrockets were set on.
| while the parad.rs sang various Gospel hymns as
| they marched.
THE CAPTAIN GENERAL.
Who was It saw his duty plain
To make he Infant King OF Spain
Economizc throughout his reign?
Mr. Weyler.
who came with medals on his chest
And. told the public that he guessed
The fight would last two weeks. Mt best?
Mr. Weyler.
Who took no colds, though wont to tramp
In territory rather damp
But got a case OF writer's cramp?
Mr. Weyler.
Who hardly knows Just which to do;
Confront that rate Spanish
or hold the fort and see 1t through?
Mr. weyler.
who shows us by his record rough
That II is dangerous to blum
'Mong5t men who really have the stuffr'
Mr. Weyler
Washington Star.
by the will Of Jacob y. Jones. a wealthy iron mer-
chant OF Philadelphia. who died In 1885, 1t was di-
rected that his residuary should pass to the
corporation OF Haverford College, as a permanent
endowment fund. The provisions OF this will have
recxntly become operative by the death OF his
widow, who enjoyed n life income from the estate
The value OF the residuary estate Is about or
$4,000
In Kentucky.-Stranger-I understand that they
lynched "A man here yesterday. What had he done?
Why. sub, he come here to open a branch agency
for mineral water company! That's what he
done.-(Cleveand Leader.
The Marquise Arconat-visconu has presented to
the Coincide FRANCHISE curious drawing by the
pen OF George Sand. who believed herself to be an
artist. The drawing Is a portrait OF Thron. the
comedian. At the same time Jules Claretie re-
ceived FOR the foyer OF the Comede very inter-
esting portrait OF Mile Nathalie at the age Of eigh-
teen, by r.. Deveria
which will be one OF the most wonderful In the world.
wn iss s BY p Bense Fs s Sn
ssh Ky in wa eoa on sir hunnF DE was sne
millionaire OF London. Interested. and the organza-
llon Of O. the Vinegar Spring and Picking Company:
urer, is complete (Memphis commercial-Appeai.
Charles Grandson Hopkins. a wealthy Missouri
man who recently died. left will which alleged
wives or children will find 1t hard to break II Is
as follows: II do solem1ly declare that | am not
married: also. that have no children. | have no.
ticed however. the easncss with which sworn
testimony may be procured and produced In sup
port OF the claims OF such alleged persons l.
therefore, make express provisions In this. my last
will, follows:
II give and bequeath to such person persons
as shall be found proved and established. whether
before after the execution OF this wil the sum
Of 81 each"
Hints for Young Cyclists.-Don't try to catch the
handle-bar with your teeth.
Don't look around to see II the hind wheel Is fol-
lowing .
Don't be surprised II the front wheel shows dis
position to into a yard and lie down for rest.
Always fall on your right shoulder and do not let
When you lose pedal don't get OF and go back to
.ook for It, It's there on the machine sti!l and II
youll feel for Il long enough you'll find 1t again
Should you ind a runaway horse on your trail.
keep close to the curb until he has passed Then
make a squirt and seize him by the tall and put on
the brake. .
Never kill a. pedestrian when II can be avoided. but
when you do XIII % osmount and say you're sorry.
1.-The Hub