Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-06-21


.ts Given FIVE full packages OF
.,ns on Monday. il is difficult. on
,-.,-dav TO find four with which 10
(-..sr ones hair. Given a new switch
f,r one week il is braided and care
...r,- nut away. and after that it is
.,.--,r1 or tossed think mostly the
,...-- into the charming medley Of
,.-,sbas rouge. eyebrow pencils, soft
,...- RAGS. ola wells. love letters, pages
-lo calendar and worn out gloves,
.-.. Tend to make up the contents OF
.-.,- is known to wOmankind as the
.o1 drawer
THAT TOP DRAWER
The TOD drawer is the abiding Place
rbs mos. devilish imp in Satan's do
onions. One is never sure of what is
-s.rs Your finest lace handkerchiefs
.,Ds 20 YOU scented with tobacco, your
,-.ss- tulie wells deity rOuged, and
,7rr brushes marked over with black
.-4 red and white dust that might be
-lUler if it weren't so dirty. But,
-,-lking of boxes. l know a woman VINO
gr,a brought villaiuOus hats and paid
.r outrageous price for them because
.-s milrner sent them home in boxes
-tr- had roses printed upon them. And
rel they pretend to say that women,
mentally. are equal to men!
This is the time of year when the
marble brow Of the average woman
ets-s tears that are a tribute to the
heat and which mean that few loose
,-rIa-s on the forehead are absolutely
irpossible. Consequently. one Won
f--s whether il is better to yank all
o.s hair backward, or TO look like
convict and have a straight bang. a
1--e woman I know made up her mind
She would wear this deprayed couture
for the summer, and she went 10
barber that she might have her bang
cr- Scientifically He was an English
man and he had an inclination 10 cut
-.s-Iesslv and with scissors that had
sound suggestive OF the guillotine. And
rs -aIked. oh. how he talked.
HIS EXPERIENCE WITH 'EADS.
IT. said. 4 have only been in this
country a month. mum. consequently
ms, eyDerience with the 'eads of Ameri
can ladies' is limited The trouble,
mum. is as 'ow we're all living too Ugh,
and the air will not be as good as when
..a extreme of civilization had not
t..n reached. You see, mum, Ugh liv-
ir' causes the air 10 drop out. and in
vary little time. mum. learned men says
SIS 'Ow the teeth viii follow, likewise
the fchbrOws. and we will ave no
thing in that line to speak Of-'igh liy-
su and air do not work together"
This monolOgue was punctuated with
o swish of the scissors and a bang OF
The hair brush. but il must be said OF
this Englishman that. like most OF the
tradesmen among his people. he was
very polite and escorted the clipped one
10 the door and said Thank YOU in 4
way that made her conclude that she
would return and give him another
chance: But the English barber hit
the nail on the head. Civilization is
death 10 hair. Much eating and drink
Ing. not 10 mention much thinking and
ltIe sleeping. cause the hair 10 de-
part. and the awful front piece and the
undesirable switch come into view.
Where is the reformer who is going
20 start a society for suppressing
ultchOuli and musk? Why should in
nocent men and women be forced to
endure these sickening OdOrs (strong
enough 10 be called smellS) that are
sold under fancy names at very cheap
prices? Why should YOU or l, who
only like faint perfumes, have TO sit
next 10 a woman who by wave OF her
Fan. or the furry of her handkerchief,
forces me TO endure something that
absolutely makes me sick? There is
40 SPECIAL REFINEMENT
in the liking men have for plain eau de
cologne. but il is at least a clean taste.
I cannot understand why whole stage
load of people should be made the vic
tins Of some atrOciusly dressed woman
who confides 10 her companion that she
uses pints Of her favOrite extract every
week pouring them on her under
clothing until everything she wears Is
thoroughly impregnated with them.
CarbOHc acid would be a thousand
times better. AID benzine or yarnish
would De heavenly beside such dread
ful waves OF suffOCaiing stuff. A lit
ne biz OF perfume is delightful; a drop
O. two of verrain IN white hands sim
ply makes them more exquisite. Bags
of Orris or violet thrown among ones
linen causes &c TO be pleasant 10 wear.
hut never ap0OUnce their existence with
any intensity. But this business of
over-Derf'ming is the ay.uSe of a good
thing that becomes a 0lunder. and a
h.under becomes crime. and the prop
or pEce for criminals is the peniten-
rarv BY the bye if YOU happen to
wea your hair in that Japanese fashion
wuCu is known as the blouse roll. D."
yu want TO perfume it little bit, so
mat if the hair loosens it is like a
flower unfolding AT least. that is what
o French hair-dresser said.
I see that the French doctors have
issued d circular announcing that the
population of France is gradually grow
ing less and less. and asking that, for
The good of the nation, early marriages
0e encouraged. and the expected addi-
ton 20 the pOpulace be made welcome.
T, me there is something intensely vul-
gar ia the woman who
OBJECTS TO BEING \ MOTHER.
do not see how a man can love her
He may regard her as clever. he may
an6 she is a good money saver, but
Tia. he could love her or respect her
is q something that l cannot under
stand. What is going 10 become of all
llc women when they get Old? Who is
going 10 care for them il they are child
.sse What is it that keeps a woman
young? The cOmpaniOnship of child
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