New-York tribune., 1896-05-15
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

The L. A. ". Bulletin" says: 80 many pont,cl
and other buttons are now being worn that socsu
for the suppression CT button wearing Is being ~
gan,zed Each member will wear a suitably y
scribed button"
A Great Brain-Reed-You can make oil the fm
of Young Legate for his egotsm you wsnt to. but
tell you he has powerful ofain ram % sand al "a.
thinking he does about himself.-tCncinnsu 3D.
quirer.
At the recent celebration Of Jeffersons bdu0as u
Monticello. most of the visitors wore button n
which were the letters IN. A. ID. c.. THIS mNun@
one man who was present. and. turning 10 W
stander. he said Il suppose all these people "sa
here celebrating Jefferson's birthday are DemocfaA
and am somewhat puzzled to see so many Oh usu
wearing those buttons. What does 1t mean'
"'rbose letters stand for the National Assochum
Of Democratic Clubs and nearly all OF those preseu'
belong 10 that organization" replied the pys'an'e
"Ohv' said the spectator. as he prepared 70 wax
av,av 81 was laborng under the impression thS
the letters stood for Not a D. Chance
A Mans view.-"My dear. think you are z s'ias
too %TgbTis gSbT'lsulaF'
"fn 6ntt,ng wire screens over the doors and W..
dows so our flies cannot get out and associate WIZ.
the neighbors' fes"-(Chicago Record
Kansas clergyman said last Sunday that 'u'
cause OF 30 many men staying away from cnuea ~
was the presence in their system OF anue""|-
bacilli and he hoped that these oaciiIi "ou'u W.,
be discovered and eradicated by the he'p .. y" :.
raw Some OF the congregation thought tha' Wv
sermon proved their minister TO be a os eno.s-
man for a metropolitan pulpit, and were IN q na'.
OF excitement lest a report of It should resu' -
call TO Chicago or New-York. But rev WIZ ~ =.
tened to II declar,d with brutal frankness tna' 1''
preacher was an ecclesiastical ass
WHY He Wept.-.I hear that the only enHtIoS nfIoSS
Fizzles client showed before he went 10 ,ne kSa, h
was on parting with Fizzle am '0'' '
Yep lie said that II he only had change 20 n H.
Ffzzle for the way be managec M hslng hanged
wouldn't mind the mere incident VI 'eo
indianapolis Journal
In a. case that has come before II the oup s...
Court of Illinois has just decided that n.' "s,r
contracted by two persons one OF p''' - 80
were slaves. is null and void.
TO Know why the horseess carriages on, on socie,A
in that city are all provided WIN myed I IN prohS.
Guess THE Journal man never lNeH ~
ton State.-(Cleveand Plain Dealer
writer in The Chautauquan' says tina, .a.s ~.,s
"cracker' idioms Of the South are slmpH "a
English idioms. Fielding. for instsncs' ..rsu
makes very near approach to the This:
He allowed he'd do IT. in such passas., and
The audience allowed did your part 'us'.,,,shed
when Burke complains that England u " s,ase.
of It's forces he Is using almost the eSa'' 70
ology OF my cracker neighbor. VINO "'' am
borrow peck OF meal and politely hopes op.0As,lon. IA
not DISTINGUISHING myself for his 49, hstte.
III Is still occasionally heard, even aho"s ,a and
class Of rustics, In the pney woods oil 'arous or
Alabama In It's Shakespea rian sense OF dshs, or
wicked as The copperhead Is an IA .s,s morn,
Johnny is very H. that Is, naughty IVY that the
Ing am told by friend from keh.u'As among
same usage. though rare, Is not unN ,,sauns
the same class In that State To faVo, as eocd
TO resemble as He favors his father, ..s,ssra
English In the days OF Addison ana ut"
and Its derivative. ill-favored. Is sun '"' 49,.
One of the attendants at local l1tents abuS
duty II Is 70 u appy fien the causes the doctors
ANNOYANCE by reason Of his overanIv enour@
rarely ss he ia ps prOaues
IS to sVn use the knife other day ~ OS 'dT
arUse e Now aoctor he's had quite
remarked the attendant The ,Ssr u1eo' Remonstrana
wlss anu annyng any more the attendant % he sud
comply with the Doctors Eoi''M my God. dccsS
the ps'isn dying Hss DsSk IsasG n the ans q
sourse he he is you snosh ioC You'll ind he is nes'
-(Phladephia Record. wiu
,,,.,, ., stuttgart, Germany, ~.
csehra,e again this year the anniversa' III etc
Declaration OF Independence by oanque .S.stxeIt.
For the first time the club Will puphSn aiming
ung" In two editions. the hrs' Oh st,on of Inde.
the festival programme, the Dee'" ,,e second
pendence In English and German ,a,nlng the
es'aHs es a the e' participants and report
exercises. .,..,nAsr. ,
..x,.u. ;. p.,orm So" said the philo'00'"'
you want the price Of rseed the mendcsnt a.ys
Are YOU aware Of the fact tnat pe'pt 70 what they
eats rSey think too much hI,n anDr' FER one e. SS
,n,nI,D MsDoe .boui ,nsf ~ All wants Z ter 20 ~