The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1896-01-04
SOME new bEhVES
SWEARING OFF ON NEW
YEARS DAY
<iist OfSunae sf the K~esUIutiOns Adopt
in Many Ways and OF Many People.

~Ao N'. i"NO SfHoE'''
New Year half the people in Christen-
dom resolve to profit by the experiences
of the year just gone. Virginians Y
only like other people, wen though
we may be in the slough of social des-
pond. Many good resolutions went into
effect last Wednesday. We We're not
able to get ali of them, but the gist Of
Il number are printed below:
Gene Valencour has determined to
turn over Il new leaf. He proposes to
let his Dad habits hobble away with
decrepit 1873: will go out of the bicy-
Gle business and become d bright ard
shining ornament to society,
AlphOnse Mousscau has sworn off on
bicycle Iliin-hams and likewise on bi-
cycle fim-.lamers, and he is having a
copy of this resolution engrossed for
the benefit of several employees of the
Easton mine.
Lew. Galloway has resolved to make
no more abstracts for English Lords
without cash on delivery, and to pro-
rect himself in the future, will provide
himself with a copy of Burke's peer
age.
DR. Le1toy Southmayd has resolved
TO discontinue his practice of occasion
ally swearing OF from indulgence in
Che seductive weed during the year as
It GEMS to have no appreciable effect
on the reductionot adipose tissue.
Fred Allen having reached the point
where he tips the beam at two hundred
and - pounds, has resolved to
nave his pedal extremities photograph
ed before it gets forever too late.
Count Thomasino Thextoa will not
lend twenty-seven dollars to anybody
this year; nor will he allow sny driv.
ing teams to be taken from his ranch,
unless immunity from h,acksm;tn's
liens be guaranteed.
Julian Knight, because OF the preva.
flsnee of war sentiment, has purchased
another gun, making three new ouee
this year; he has resolved to turn them
80 the use of increasing the ernolume1.s
of his Office as public administrator, il
case England backs down. .
2. H. Gohn has resolved to furnish
james Summers With several o. hi:
photographs, with moouligh: back
ground, in order that there may be NJ
more cases of mistaken identity.
Harry Warrington has. sVor1 o. OF
eastern manufacturers, who do not ap
~preciate the value OF a patent coup
ling.
Ira French has resolved not to jo;r
.he proposed Bachelors club. since /;
is proposed to prohibi. members from
taking the same lady to two dances il
succession.
Jim Powell has resolved to eschep
the delights OF Coxey for the COMING
year. For particulars enquire o
certain newly married men.
Fred Kraemer has resolved to cuiti
waite the marble heart when gentlemen
of Hebrew extraction approach him 0,
mining schemes,
jim Vanderbeck has resolved 20 4,
low his beard 10 grow aud trim it q L
Boulanger.
Jake Newman has resolved to tarr
without the confines Of Madiso.
County.
Prof. Hall has resolved That the mex
time he takes a troupe on the road,
send out an advance agent.
Gene Bake has decided that life
a delusion ann snare since his expert
ence in the Crescent saloon L. few day
ago.
Jim How has resolved TO naks tn
best of the social custom which come
with years having % days in Febrl
airy. Jim's innate modesty ia his onl
handicap, He advises those lads
who have designs on him so call earl
and avoid the squeeze.
w. w. CHEEKY, having boon presen
ed with u shaving outfit 10y a coter;
of soliciteous friends, w.lteconorni,e b
sha wing himself hereafter, The sav;n
therefrom will be expended IN the pI
chase OF A gattling gun with automat
electric attachment for use IN b
s%anctun; he presses the button, y
gun doea the rest. Eote.-The aooy
note was slipped IN or the boss witho,
his knOWiege or consent. while he VI
making up the forms We propose
apply for an injunction rastrsin:r