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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21
whoro Dld You Got Til. corso.

hal the Ladies ALL ) ocioty Of ou, Caur,h
out for tea, forty oithem, and all pronounced
the German Coffoehcrry equal 70 Rio,
salzer's catalogue tolls you all about il, -
package Eariicj. vegetable SEEDS S1O1 pos,
paid.
IL YOU WILL CUT THIS OUT AND sExD with
l5c. stamps to john \. SAFER Seel Co.. La
Crosse, Wis, you will get ;reo package OF
above great colrec seed an our rs page cat
aoFHe. Catalogue a'5na o.. "a. O.
1t Il terrible thing to SEQ one working
who never smiles.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

by local rp.icntions, as they cannot reach tho
diseased portion of the ear i here ia on, NV
way q curo deafness, and that ia 10y con,titu-
honat remedies. Dcufucas is caused by "a in
nnned condition OF tho mucous linlnrs of flo
Eusiacatau TUBE. When this tube cets in
l"n2j you have Tumblirg sound or INNER
Fect hearin:; and wacn it is entirely closed
in2tion can DO taken ont ana thi, tuLe re-
storeb TO ~ normal condition, herring will 10
mestrpypd Forever. Nine cBscs out OF ten arc
.AuScI by cnterrh, which is nothing but an in
u3neo co1di tion ~ tho mucous surfaces,
We VIII give Ono hundred Dollars for any
rN,e OF IlrAtncs' lcGuSed by Catarrhl that cam
not be cured by Hans CatIrrh Cure. send FOR
circulars, free.
u Sold hy Druggists, 7Ic.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21
W0MAN'S WORLD.
PLEASANT LITERATURE FOR
FEMININE READERS.
TO nEArr1Fv LIE c-r-

Minneapolis, Mimi, mrs W -a.au,s
Improvement League whose object is
the identifying and improving of the
city. The school children have been
enlisted in its interest. their Office
being to plant flowers and 70 exter-
inmate the upsightly thistle. New
York World.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

It is merely development OF the
feminine fad for expansion that has
run the saa@-oI- crinolined sleeves
aud skirts, cheek plumpers aud hip
pads, bust forms and bodice filings,
false calves aud ''improvei" insteps,
aud has now reached the crown j. my:
lady's heat with rouRdinS-out eff
rTctt t |1-s+ ff7FeFs4jse2-a -proportiouate IL.
creas, in big hats.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21
BLACK BoRDERED VISITING CARDS

Concerning colors, writes Jeanette
IL. Walwortb, l am delighted to be
able to assert, on the authority OF one
who knows, that black .bordered visit
ing cards arc pronounced barbarous.
l hope the sentence will soon be passed
upon black bordored stationery also.
New York Mail and Express.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Ducks are easily hptchel, AMI /
properly managed arc more easily
raised than chickens or turkeys. Prob.
ably the worst thug for ducklings is
what they usually receive at first, nm
limited range and water to swim in
The little things are in measure
nude and should be kept in pens with
dry soiIS, or with floors or stone pave
mehts that can be washed Gown daily.
No kin Of poultry will succee on
bare boards. All the water that they
need is best furnished 10y Jurying an
old pot in the ground aad laying a
round piece of board on TOP of the
water, with room for the ducks to
stick their heads in aud fish out the
corn that is put in the water. This
amnses them an does NJ harm, while
If allowed to so off to ponds or streams.
they are very liable t. fall prey to
vermin in some shape, or to get their
bodies wet and chilled from remaining
too long in the water. Their pens
must DE kept clean if they are ex-
Pcctcl to thrive. American Aorical.
tur;st.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

To cleanse tho system in a gentle AMI truly
beneficial manner, when tho srring,imo
con'cg, usr tho true and perfect rcnolv.
syrup o. Figs. Ono bottle will answer for ali
me family, ana costs oaly - cent; tho largo
Sic -. Buy The Genuine. Manufactured bv
the California Fig Syrup Company only, and
for sale by al .lru.,-'s!s.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

No mans creed is complete which does not
feclarc belief in himself.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

hi"dcrcnrTs il 4 simple Eemcdr, But
~ tnSes out carns, and what n nSl!ation Il,
- -H'lAcs walking plc 1surG IL. at dru .zists
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Mothers Wh' Uar Par 49, Ginger Tonic
Insist that il heno rs moro than other ugdi.
ciEcS for every form %. distress.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Politics IS the science Of the attainable.-
Prince Bismarck.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

\ lie that is half truth is ever the blnckest
of lies Tennyson.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

,i aus '"buic' are sold by druggist or by man
{ .,in i ,"m""ny. 80. 10 spruce ~, New York
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Many woud-be statesman was intended
by the Creator for splendid laborer.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Tho total mileage Of electric roads In Great
Britain does not much exceed forty
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

DIR. Kilmcr's SWAMI ROOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation iree
Laboratory BInShamton, n. Y.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

but seldom hurt
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

fA Ea1gEEE Morphine Habit Cured In IN
5EFEiasb5 - 80 Lnys. No pay tin cured
~ ~ sFa DR.. EHSEN5 Le6anon ohio.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

FITS stopped FREQ by BIN. K1tyt,s c,r,D
EEHVE itEsTouER No fits q fter first d,Niausa
-NarEciuO. cures. Treatise and go IN tTfoi LOT
Tie free. DR.. Kline, ~ Arch ST., Phiin.. Pa:
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Hi.ndoo temples in Coylon are now lighted
Nv clectIicltv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

could not get along without Piso's euro
Tor consumption. IL always curcS-Nrs y
=. MoULToN Nccdh2m, Mass, oct -, ~.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Courage rises with occfsl1n.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

There arc 1850 patented knitting ma.
chimes.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

Great petroleum fields are reported to have
been discovered in Austrc- Hungary.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21
Ec.t OF Az

u 1t l. terrible thing to SEQ one working
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

BRoNCHTTIS. sudden changes or tho weather
cause Bronchial Troubles "T,O,ru,s BJoJirbi1i
l'0chto' viii give effective relief
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1896-04-21

~ sold hy DRUGGISTS, 1Jc.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

A French engineer has thought it
worth while to calculate the waste en-
ergy of the great avalanche of Gemmi,
in the Alps, which fell last September.
He makes it 4, 400, 000,0 900 metre tons,
or, roughly, three times the same
number of foot tons; that is to say,
the energy needed to lift some 13, ,0O0,-
100000 tons foot high. The fall
lasted minute and in that time de-
veloped about million horse-powers.
II the energy could have been turned
into electric current it would have
fed 10000 sixteen-candle-power incan-
descent lamps five hours day during
whole year. Chicago Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Again they are talking of extracting
gold from sea water. The Electrical
World describes Il method suggested
by the London Electrician, as follows:
1t consists in using plates of iron as
anodes and plates of amalgamated
copper or zinc as cathodes, which in
some cases may be arranged to hold a
certain quantity of mercury; these
plates form, in conjunction with the
sea water, an electric battery, or may
be connected to dynamo; the gold,
it is claimed. will be deposited on the
copper cathode or on the mercury, it
being supposed to be in combination
with iodin; the chief point is to have
the greatest possible volume of sea
water pass between the plates.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
A Tramp's Awful Experience.

"Awful experiences? Yes," said
the tramp, us he sat at a Holland
street kitchen table on Thursday fore
noon and cut into the second piece OF
custard pie.
al was sleeping soundly in box
car out in Iowa one night last summer,
and the wind was blowing like thunder
across the plains Suddenly that car
got loose the brakes broke or
suthiu' and it began to crawl along out
OF the siding aud onto the main track.
1t was nuts tor me. thought the
wind wouldn't blow me far and SO l
kept on. L stood in the door and saw
the houses'and fences go by faster and
faster, till all of sudden L realized
that l was going too fast to get off,
and no way of stopping it. Half an
hour after we-the car and l-dashed
through little station aud had Just
time to see the telegraph operator run
ont and look after us and then run
back to telegraph down the line to
clear the track. We were going more
than mile minute, and my hair was
standing on end. Forty miles down
the line we went through another sta
tion, and on siding L caught sight of
an engine with steam up, and man
with rope on the cowcatcher That
engine chased us twenty miles down
the track. The man with the rope
threw it around the brake wheel on
top Of our Car and gradually stopped
it, while all the time the wind was
blowing n gale.
"We had just got headed back toward
the depot when an exp, ess train
showed up where we should have met
it kerchunk-that's good pie" and he
took another piece. Lewiston (Me.)
JOurnal
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

The Pennsylvania road is adopting
n new system of electric signals. It
consists long metal arms extending
from the roof of the train-shed to
within few feet of the top of the
cars, ono being directly over each
track. A lantern with n red slide is
attached to the end of the arm. When
the train is ready to start the gate.
man closes the gate and pushes "A but
ton, which causes the red slide to fall,
showing n white light.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

According to the Atlanta Constitu.
tion "the South has more than held
her own. She has had fewer failures,
with smaller liabilities than any other
section. Our farmers have diversified
their crops, and they have solved the
problem of living at home. They no
longer depend upon the packing
houses and granaries of the west. Our
mills and factories are rapidly multi.
plying and paying splendid divi-
donds."
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

John George, a resident of the val
ley, captured an immense golden eagle
in II steel trap at Lookout Mountain
last week. The bird measures over
eight feet from tip to tip, has beau
tiful head of deep, gold color, and
powerful claws four inches long. The
bird is being artistically mounted by
David Bryant. The golden eagle has
become n very rare bird, and is ex-
ceedingly hard to capture, as they are
vigilant and timid, and make their
home about the most inaccessible
peaks and crags. Roslyn Wash.
Sentinel.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
Towed by Whales.

A Monterey (Cal.) dispatch to the
San Francisco Examiner says:
Though it is nearly week since
Captain Pedro caught his twain OF
whales COW and calf, he calls them
Monterey has not exhausted the sub.
iect. From Del Monte to Pacific Grove
one hears of little else. Captain Pedro
knows all about whales, for he has
handled harpoon for thirty -one
years.
Last Monday school of dozen or
more whales came into the bay, blow
ing and spout'ng at different points.
The sight made Pedro ambitious to
give his green crew a chance to try
their hands and he ordered otit one OF
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

the two boats with which the
newly established whaling station is
equipped.
After considerable trouble the Cap
tain rounded up an infant whale--a
sen calf
The momentum of the boat was
checked, there was an instant's pause,
then plash and the harpoon struck
home. Captain Pedro anticipated
little resistance. The whale was too
young to make much of a fight, and he
felt sure OF an easy victory. He failed,
however. to figure on the COW, which
was lurking near her offspring.
Like q flash she was off to the rescue
and before the skipper could prevent
she had entangled her fukes in the
rope attached to the harpoon. Straight
for the open sea, at a speed of fifteen
miles an hour, the pair of whales
headed and the Pacific still tormented
by the storm of the previous days,
was rough and choppy-making the
situation us n whole, a trying one for
a crew of green whalers. One OF them
implored the Captain to cut the rope,
but old Pedro, without deigning to
reply, watched from his vantage point
in the bow of the boat for the newt
able slackening of the line that he
knew must come.
And come it did after the boat had
been hauled for two miles and was
abreast of the lighthouse on the point
AS cautiously as an angler would
handle trout the slack was taken in
and they were soon close upon the ex-
hausted pair, when two shots from the
bombgun placed cow and calf out of
misery.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
His First Fighting Pig.

was sent to little outwork on the
borders of Gorakhpur, as lonelya spot
as there is in India, and it was there
that first encountered the fighting
wild boar of the country. In my first
attempt to tackle him my career was
nearly ended in an ignominlous mau-
ner, and l was only saved by the cool
ness and courage OF native attend
ant. WI en- word was brought to me
one evening that boar had passed
through the factory grounds, had
not hog spear in my possession, my
only weapons of offense and defense
being an old cavalry sword aud the
much priced revolver. Nothing
daunted, l determined to como to
close quarters with that pig, 50 l sad
died one of the horses and followed
quickly in pursuit, the sword dangling
by my side, and revolver in hand.
When l got on terms with the boar,
he took refuge in n largo piece of
scrub Jungle. Bursting with excite
ment, dismounted, and crept in after
him on my hands and knees. There he
stood, lookingat me with those wicked
eyes that hog hunter learns to love
SO well so, resting the revolver on my
naked sword, l took deliberate aim
and shot piggy somewhere about the
shoulder.
Then, for the first time, heard tho
sharp, loud snort of defiance, and be-
fore [ could fire II second time l was
on my back with the pig standing
over me. Fortunately, one of the vii
layers, fine, stalwart Raiput, armed
with big Dative spear, had crept in
at my heels, and before the boar could
follow up his advantage he was pinned
by the spear in time to allow me to
regain my feet. The native and 1
then finished him off between us in tho
open. Since then / have had L. nv n
good gallop after pigs, but l neve4
again got 50 completely mixed up in
q rough and tumble encounter. My
wide white trousers saved me, the pig
ripping them from top to bottom, and
it was fortunate for me that | had not
time to get into tight fitting riding
gear before leaving the bungalow. -
Gentleman's Magazine.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
MAKING RAINBOwS.

"The heart could have no rainbows had tn
syes no tears"
Making rainbowsl
Smiles through tears,
Light through darkness,
Hopes through fears.
Making rain5ows!
Ease through pain;
Peace through suffering,
Hope again.
Making rainbows!
JOY through grief,
Rest through trouble,
Sweet relief.
Making rainbows!
While you may.
In the storm-cloudS
Der life's way.
Making rainbows!
Hearts are sad,
Share your gladness,
Make them glad!
Making rainbows!
Blissful art,
Healing every
Broken heart.
Making rainbows
One by one,
Till tho Master
Says "Well done"
Making rainbows!
Mid carth's sighs;
Making rainbows
For the sllics
H. E, Banning, in Folk Lore.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Thomas Carlyle, demanded more
than half century ago: "Why is
there not moiesty's library in every
county town? There is maicsty's
jail and gallows in every one" Tho
American majesty is the people, and
Carlyle's reproachful question mod
ernized and localized demands: "Why
is there not peoples library in every
town?"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

DIR. Cyrus Edson's new treatment
for consumption has not had SO SEN
sational a reception as has been ac.
corded many scientific discoveries in
recent times, but the results already
achieved are generally regarded, Pub
lie Opinion reports, as establishing u
strong presumption in favor of the
truth of DIR. Edson's theories.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Should clergymen advertise, and
how?" was the subject of n recent
symposium in the Chicago Times
Herald. Present interest in the sub
ject was aroused by the action of the
pastor of Chicago Baptist church,
who took what seemed to many the
bold step of advertising his churc h
Gervices by posters. Yet the clergy
men invited to give their views on the
matter could, on sober reflection, find
little to say in condemnation. A few,
especially among the Episcopal and
Presbyterian denominations, thought
it a lowering of the dignity of the
church. But the majority of the
others could see no material differ.
ence, in point of ethics or dignity, be-
tween advertising in the news.
papers, to which common prac-
tice no one objects, and nd
vertising by posters. Ia fact, as many
pointed out, the poster might be
more effective in attracting the atten-
ton of just the people whom the
church should most desire to reach.
There was a consensus of opinion,
however, that the posters should not
ape theatrical advertising or be sem
sational in form or substance, though
one clergyman had no objection to
colored posters. To his mind red
poster was no more wicked than
black one, and he saw no good reason
why the devil should have the most
attractive poster. 1t was brought out
in the discussion that church poster
Advertising, though novel in Chicago,
IS common enough in London.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Hungary, which, by chronological
rules ought to be in the rearguard of
human progress, continually sets the
rest of the continent examples in civ
ilization. Its Liberal ministry has
now addressed decree to the Uni.
versities of Buda-Pesth and Klausen-
burg, ordaining that hereafter won en-
shall be admitted to academic studies
and be allowed to fit themselves for
the professions of teachcrsin in secondary
female schools, physicians for women
and children and dispensing drug.
gists.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
Origin of Iiagpipes.

Those who imagine that the "skirl"
of the bagpipe was first heard on Gal.
edonia's shores will find their belief
disturbed by the fact that the instru-
ment was known in Babylon. The
Assyrians took it to India, while it
was played in the tomple service of
Jerusalem. In England it was used
soon after the Roman conquest.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Travelling churches are to be es-
tablished on the Trans-Siberian rail
way, which passes through many des-
ert tracks, where neither village nor
church can be met with for miles.
Cars fitted up for divine service will
be attached to the trains for the bene-
fit of the officials.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
WAR OF THE FUTURE.

''Lieutenantl"
eyes, sir %
"Have you n platoon of scientists
ready for active eervice?"
"Yes, sir"
"Deploy them in front of the forti-
tication opposite our right wing with
instructions to turn on the cathode
rays and find out how large force the
enemy has behind those walls. Chi
cago Post.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Boston is planning for its southern
railroads a new union station, to be
the biggest in the world; but the
golden dome of the State house will
still be the hub of the universe, an
nounces the New York Recorder.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Postmaster Dayton, OF New York
city, says that one-cent postage will
not come, and ought not, until the
postal service supports itself. At
present the postal deficit is about
$40, 900, 900 year, while the English
post Office pays profit of $1O,OOO,-
600.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
DOMESTIC ECONOMY.

"This year, my dear, you must cur.
tail your expenses. | do not see more
than eight thousand dollars coming in
the next twelve months"
"Oh, don't worry, you considernte
darling will skimp on dress and
we'll still have three thousand dollars
TO live on. Judge.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Fuddy-.''5o Gaddy is dead?"
Duddy-"Yes, poor fellow, lie has
gone to his reward ut last"
Fuddy-"Strange how fellows i'll
luck will follow him sometimes. -
Boston Transcript.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
TIE PROBABLE REASON.

Dolly Swilt-"l Just met Miss Thir-
tysmith, and she told me, as proof of
her popularity, that two men called
on her ut the same time last night"
Sally Gay-"fhat may have been
the reason, or it may have been be-
cause they were afraid to so alone. -
Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Doctor-'I don't think that boil on
your nose is very serious matter, but
you had better keep your eye on it."
Patient (nervously) Great Scottl
doctor, that'll make me squint. Min
neapolis Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Actress taking the leading character
in tragedy)-,"Whcre can my mother
be?"
Voice From the Gallery -",She is sit
tingin the Konigsplat, selling apples" +"
-Fliegende Blaetter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
BOTH HAVE A CHANGE.

Sho-'It is all SO nice,fo you to go
down to the club to break the mono
tony and all that sort of thing, but
where do | come IMP"
He-"You get your share in getting
rid of me for while. "-Cincinnat
Enquirer.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
: A RARELY AccoMr1IsuEp woMAN.

"Miss Cayenne is n very bright
young woman" he remarked, admir-
ingly.
'Does she say clever things?"
"Better than that. She sees the
point when somebody else says them" 3"
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

visitor--"How do you come to havo
go many Chinese fgures?"
Hostess-"Oh, at the time of my
wedding there was sale of them, and
these are all wedding presents. "-Bos-
ton Transcript
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
RESEMBLANCE.

"That poem of yours" remarked
the flippant person, reminds me of
'Spencer's Faery Qdeen.'"
"But," said the aspiring writer,
"you told me yesterday that you had
never read the "Faary Queen"
eyes. That's why your poem re-
minds me of it. ."-Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

"Stammoring is an awful afllction,"
remarked the young woman.
"Still il has its advantages" re-
marked the young man. "Fellow
doesn't need mole than two or three
ideas TO keep him in convorsatiol
whole evening. Amusing journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15
ADAPTkBILIIY.

Inspector of Prisons-"In provid-
ing you with work your former occu-
patton shall be taken into account.
What were you?"
Convict. "Au anarchist"
Inspector-"Um, um. We can put
him to road blasting. ."-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Victim-"You say you supply bal
looms to guests on the top floor in case
OF fire? Are they already lilled?"
Chicago Hotel Clerk -"Oh, no.
Just wait until the fire has made pro-
gress enough and YOU eau fill your
balloon with hot air. "-Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-06-15

Sir William Vernon Harcourt thinks
that Englands foreign relations were
never in so threatening n condition
since the memory of living man.