Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-12-10
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Sampson of Salina Republican loves
Tom Reed because he is no hypocrite.
A soda fountain is running in Law
renee, which always was a trife slow.
Judge Carver is in favor of resub-
mission of the prohibitory amendment.
The Salina football eleven has fed
the Abilene football team to the pigs
again.
A girl in Leavenworth is named Miss
Cannie Salmon. She ought to be nice
enough to eat.
Chanute man who has to bring in
liindling wood is q candidate for the
marty's crown.
Governor and Mrs. Morrill, will take
a trip to Europe after he retires from
the governors Office.
The bear walk may satisfy the Law
renee girls, but the bear hug is what
goes in Leavenworth.
The Lacrosse lodge of Hons has sur
rendered its chattel and the members
will not affiliate elsewhere.
Topeka has a club whose members
write original poetry and the other
members are made to listen to it.
The first point has been scored
against the brutal foot ball. The Kan
sas University team is 81 900 in debt.
The lola company of the K. N. g., iS
becoming very proficient in drill and
will soon be able to give grand ball.
Galena is preparing to take in more
territory There is more town outside
of the present limits of Galena than
inside.
A Dodge City boy coughed up six
penny nail. He must have felt like a
Kansas Republican on the 4th of No
vomber.
An Arkansas City girl says tho
neighbor girls spoon with their fellows
in front of her house. She kicks be-
cause people thinks it is she and also
because it isn't.
Billy Edwards is SAID to have caught
the Topeka habit. which is almost al
ways fatal with secretaries Of state.
He will locate there.
A woman has been appointed mana
ger of the Lawrence telephone ex-
change. That shuts out all the chance
the poor men had to talk back.
Men are still allowed to climb poles
and repair wires at Lawrence, notwith-
standing the fact that woman is
manager of the telephone exchange.
If Major Mckinley needs any advice
on the cabinet question he can get it
from some good Kansas men by fur
nishing transportation to Canton and
return.
A coroner's jury in western Kansas
sat in a case where the dead man had
been killed in shooting scrape. Their
verdict was: "Died of shooting pains
in the stomach"
The old town clock in prominent
Kansas town has become such a COM
mon liar that it can't look an honest
man in the eye, and keeps its hands
before its face all the time.
The good Deacon Houston is at his
old habit of kicking. He ran for coun-
ty attorney in Anderson county and
was beaten, but declares that he was
counted out or something of that kind.
A man with a gun tried his nerve on
AL Glazier, the famous conductor, just
north Of Arkansas City the other even
ing, and Mr.. Glazier was forced to put
the man on the floor and take his iron
away from him.
A Jack the Hugger" has developed
in Atchison. He pretends that he can
not skate, and grabs girls on the ice,
under psetense of trying to hold him
self up. But before the girl gets away
she finds herself Rugged.
A Kansas man who has a boom for
United States senator is permitting his
friends to handle it for him, while he
makes arrangements to land buttered
side up among the insurance compan-
les. There is nothing like taking
everything in sight.
Anderson county populists know
what they voted for. Their county
central committee has asked Leedy to
appoint from among them warden of
the penitentiary, an adjutant general,
a member of the board of charities and
public works, a chaplain of the peni-
Tertiary and four or five guards.
Misfortunes and blessings never
come singly. On last November Sd,
a prominent young Kansas man was
defeated for the legislature and on the
18th his wife eloped with a young man
from Texas. In the evening a loud
noise at the barn caused him to go out
to investigate and while he was at the
harm his wife ran out to the road. got