Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1896-07-15

feminine age corresponding to the bach
elor's 10th year that, like him. they
yearn for the joys Of domesticity. for the
quiet and peace of home. and they will
find themselves devoid of the charms
that win a husband. 1t is for the benefit
of such women that this new college
course Of coQuetry is proposed. 1t is
understood. of course. that this new
study is not to enter into the curriculum
of cO-educational nstitutiOns.-Philadel-
phia Times.
Its mighty queer said Uncle Josiah,
tibet women should set such store by
mems clothes that they has to carry their
copyin' Of 'em right into church" Land
sakesr' exclaimed Aunt Hannah: ''they
don't wear them bloomer things to
church do they, Josiah?' NO replied
Uncle Josiah, 'but they wear other
things. Here's long article about wom-
ems vested chOirs, an | s'pose the bloom
ers II follow the vests."-Chicago Post.
We still talk about laying up some
thing for a rainy day, and yet it is the
pleasant days that take the most money
out Of us.-BostOn Transcript.
4 capital story is told by a well-known
bishop concerning the squire of parish
of which he was formerly vicar.
This gentleman had a rooted objection
to his pew being invaded. and uaon one
occasion, at the conclusion of a service,
he came TO the vicar with a bitter com
plant against a stranger who. unlimited,
had ventured to intrude into the pew,
which was q large, old-fashioned, square
structure, capable of holding nine-they
two, the squire and the intruding visitor
being the only occupants.
Il would not" added the squire dis
turb divine service by putting him out
violently. The only thing / could do
with prOpriety was to sit on his hat
Philadelphia American.
Pop" said Willie, whats a gold
bug? THAT, my son. is what they
call the men who want gold money
And suppose sllverDug is a man who
wants silver money!" That's it exact
"" "Well, say, pop-Im only a little
teller, and I'm satisfied with being a
nickelbug. Gimme one, will you ?'-Har-
per's Bazaar.
At Newport and Saratoga this season
a fad in equipages imported from Paris
is to have everything white-snow white
harness glittering with silver. The Paris
correspondent of Vogue thus describes
the rig in which she saw the young
Duchess de Brissac driving in the Bots:
'She was driving a white lacquered
phaeton drawn by two superb chestnuts,
caparisoned with white and silver. She
herself was clad in white pique and wore
Il sailor hat Of white glaze encircled by
a broad white MORE ribbon, fastened
on the left side by a silver feur de lis
She locked a veritable dream of spring
and youth, and loveliness, and did ones
heart good to look at. and beside her. in
the phaeton, sat bolt upright 'Laver-
ack' pointer dog, which is supposed to
be almost unique in point of beauty and
value"
The teacher of large Sunday school
class of poor children was particularly
anxious that everyone of them should be
present at the last session before the
summer vacation. He especially urged
upon them to let nothing but actual ne
cessity keep them at home. The day
after the closing service he met one of
his scholars on the street and said stern
ly: by were you not at Sunday school
yesterday, Jennie?' After twisting III
her hands for some moments a obviously
clean apology for an apron Jennie an-
swered, with downcast eyes: Because
my hat was SO dirty, sir What of
thatT said the teacher, still more seri-
ously. Don't you know that God does
not care for outward appearances? He
looks to that which is of Infinitely more
Importance, Jennie-that which is with
III eS. sir, SAD the niue MAID SUP
missively. but" she added, feeling that
she had the right of the matter. after all,
1.-The lining wasn't an."-Youth's Com
panion.
The Boston Transcript says that
clergyman was recently the guest of a
friend who was a college president. On
Sunday morning he arose very early and
went out to take walk in the delightful
air. Not soul was stirring at first,
but as the clergyman's steps led him to-
ward the business portion of the VILLAGE