The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-09-27


jolly Silver Dollar of the Dads" BY a
little maneuvering it can be sung to the
tune of Maryland, My Maryland"
Now, tell me. ancient neighbor,
While resting from your labor,
What money did we have when we were
ladies, were ladies?
Well, if 1 can remember,
Till long about November
Twas the jolly silver dollar of the dad
dies, of the daddies.
In the next verse the poet recalls Christ
mas day and the money in the little bank
There is no money now for the kids, be-
cause the mills are closed, and english
fad" and Here's hopin' we'll start the
mills wide open for the jolly silver dolly
of our dads
Ben Tillman has respects paid to him
in the following musical lay, which has
special music written for it, but can be
sung to Marching Through Georgia."
Farmer Ben Tillman has been fourishing
his pitchfork
All about the centers of iniquity and sin
To score the greedy millionaire and make
the hoggish rich.
Fork out to Farmer Ben Tillman.
Refrain:
Income-tax duckers
And all treasury suckers
And bond brass knockers are singing
small and thin,
Shaking in their slippers
AS Ben slips on his grippers-
His style is like Jack the Ripper's.
The remainder of the poetic layout tells
how Ben Tillman has damned his fork
into the rottenness of Wall street and set
all the millionaires rag-chewing for GER
tain.
A true-blue silver song in a silver pam
phlet runs:
We are all in a muddle
Like ducks in a puddle
Where financial learning makes burning
display.
We wabble and blunder
Like ducks lodging thunder
Can't tell what you mean by thing that
you say. 7t1
Chorus Ito the tune Of "Toiling On'O:
If we keep, if we keep,
Either way that we coupon for keeps.
or keep on the coup. we're gone
Either way that we coupon for keeps
The Financial Barber Shop" is describ-
ed to yankee Doodle"
Our Uncle Sam is getting shaved,
The barber chairs his harbor;
An awful skinning he has braved,
For Rothschild is his barber.
The last verse decides:
q
Old Rothschild's got his Doodle.
And Sam is in the soup to-day;
And that shows he's a noodle.
Tie other side has a turn about in
That's WHATS Worrying to the tune OF
won't Go Home Till Morning"
There's big fat man in the white house.
A big fat man in the white house;
But he won't stay there much longer
And that's what's worrying him.
He made a mash on Queen Lilly,
And acted Internally silly;
She smashed him fiat as a pancake,
And that's what's worrying him.
Wilson invented a regular John Bull
tariff that smashed American wages
And That's What's Worrying Me-"
Another gem Is thus adapted to the al.
After the Bali"
Growers days are passing-by the great
horn spoon,
He had his glory-he's been well fed;
W',v should we worry-we'll sing a song
He has three babies-theyll help him
along;
He's had picnic. now let him go.
What are his plans, boys, we may not
know;
ASK him the story-have you the gall?
Oh, he'll be neglected-after this fall
REFRAIN.
known,
After the jays are leaving, after the
snaps are gene,
Many a heart will be breaking-if you
could see them all
Many a guy TO be banished, after this
fall.
The most pathetic of the republican
songs is 1.-THE Grover Wear Down Be-
low" to the tune of THE Old Oaken
Bucket"
on. where is the diamond, the bright lit
tie sparkler,
I wore on my shirt front when wages
were high?
II Cleaned and 1t flashed in the bright
midday sunlight,
II dazzled the optics of all passersby.
It's gone to my uncle, my darling old
uncle,
Who swings the three balls on the cor
npr van know.