The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1896-10-01

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All unmolestcd through the world
lie walks erect and free:
1hese words upon his coat he wears:
Its hot enough for me-
ATLANTA Constitution.
Il suppose you have music at the
hotel: No, but we have a band"
Harper's Bazaar.
Dr. Jalap-Let me see your tongue.
please. Patient-Oh. doctor. no n
can tell how bad | feel.-Boston Tran
script.
Nov. Johnnie. 90 and wash your
face. Auntie will call this afternoon"
But what if she doesn't CALI Brook
lyn Life.
Darling. you are the apple of my
eye Il don't see how that can be.
"A moment ago you said | was Il peach"
New York Evening World.
Hicks-My baby actually cried for
the moon last evening. Wicks-
That's nothing. One of those days she'll
be wanting The earrh.-Boston Tran.
script.
Ethel-Did you buy that second
hand bicycle Of Il friend? George
Well, always considered him a friend
till he sold me the bike. "-L.eslie's
Weekly.
Miss Gowanus-l envy the way you
can talk TO Mr.. CaustiQue: he never
sits on any of your remarks. Miss
f.atl,,r =, No.. ,AJ. .;,l,a =.
ed.-Judge.
why have Ashley and Miss Gush-
ington broken off," lie thought to
compliment her by saying that she
reminded him of his mother."-Cleve-
land Leader.
Little Elsie-Ain't those COWS small,
ma? Ma-Tes. dear. Elsie-I guess
them's the Kind that they gets con
densed milk from, amt they:-Phila-
delphia Record.
Does your literary club di>band in
the summer. Miss Rose" Move
can, waste any time; and this year
1t is just lovcly-We are learning to
tell fortunes with cards."-Puck.
Jack is so hashful that when he
proposed to me the other night | had
to assist him" What did you say?"
"Whenever he hesitated | would call
out Play ball "-ChicagO Record.
Miss Frostiqne-I always have had
a dread that | should be married for
my money. Miss CONSEQUENTLY,
dear, l should think that would be
a matter of hope, 0 dread.-Truth.
There was a young lady Of Crewe,
Who wanted to catch the POP;
Said the porter: Don't hurry,
Or scurry, or furry:
It's a minute or 2222"
Boston Courier.
Henry Peck-Does your wife scold
you for coming home late? Crabbe-
Not a bit Of it. Henry Peck-How do
you manage it? Crabbe-I don't have
any wife.-Philadelphia North Amer
lean.
"Above ALL said the throat special
list, 'the lady must talk as little as pos
sible." Doe" eagerly asked Mrs.
Greymair's husband, sis there any hope
Of it becoming chronic?'-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
"This blackberry pie isn't nearly as
good as those mother used to make"
NO; / told your mother this morning
when she made it that you would be
sure to find fault with i~t."-Chicago
Record.
.Teacher-TOmmy, when was Rome
built? Tommy-In the night. Teach
er-How came you TO make such a
mistake? Tommy-You said yester-
day Rome wasn't built in a day
Brooklyn Life.
Il can't see what possessed her to
fall in love with him. He can't dance,
he can't sing. he isn't handsome,
he" why. don't you know? He
made a century run with Il pedal
indianapolis Journal.
Buffalo buyer ito shoe dealer)-Why
did YOU warrant those patent feathers
to last. when one has cracked already?
Dealer-My dear sir, how can we be
sure there is no infringement on the
natent?-Buffalo Times.
He was once called to push the old swing
with a will
For the girl he had chosen to WOO;
But now he's expected to push her up hill!
In a cycle constructed for two.
Washington Star.
"Pape, what is a broker!" "A man,
my son, whose chief effort In life is to
rodroo bic cr,ctomars ia that financial
condition expressed by the significant
term of broke For this reason, a
nv, he is called a broker. '-Washington
Times.
81 wouldn't be so ~donwncast," said
the lady whose great heart went out
in sympathy for Dismal Dawson.
'Iiow can a guy help bein' downcast,'