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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

If your children are subject to Group
watch for the fret symptom of the dis
ease --hoarseness. If Cham barlain's Cough
Remedy is given as soon as the child be-
comes hoarse IL will prevent the attack.
Even after the croupy cough has appear
cd the attack can always be prevented by
giving this remedy. II Is alse invaluable
for colds and whooping cough. For sale
by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
whiskerless william.

lroT eitnec capulQaGoJ
Say. Billy boy, are you aware
That whiskers on the face
By all the rules Of politics
Arc needed in the racer
Are You aware that, whiskerless,
No man In recent years
Has got there where you want to get
Despite your doubts and fearsf
Read history, dear Bill, and see
That those who ran 1t bare
Have never been the men who got
Themselves elected there.
Look at the pictures Of the men
Who recently have run
Successful races, and you'll find
There's hair on every one.
From which 1t is but safe 10 say,
Dear william, that success
In presidential things Is not
Allowed the whiskerless.
Therefore il you would strike the gait
That's sure to win the race
There's nothing left you, william, but
To whiskerizo your face.
W. ]. Lambton in Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
Football Tactics.

The football hero stood behind the sofa
upon which sat the girl he loved.
But he had lost his nerve.
Three times the fatal question lowered
upon his lips, and three times he was
downed before he had gained five yards.
The beautiful girl slightly raised her
head.
Harold" she murmured, "hadn't you
better go around the end for tryp"
AS he acted upon the signal and tackled
her round the waist, it was clearly seen that
the score would be a tie.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS

Trains No. l and 2 carry Pullman pal.
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, FL Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
clining chair cars between Chicago and
81 Paso, vest of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverRing. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route
or the undersigned.
81. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
@. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Onice, First National Rank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
HOPELESS.

Wandering Willie-Don't be SO down in
de mout', Wraggie, it'll all come out in de
wash, dey say.
Wretched Wraggles-Ef it won't come
out till den, Willie, might swell suicide
to Onct,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
Notice..

NOt1ces
On October 20 the poll tax books for
school purposes will be turned over to a
Justice of the peace for collection, with
instructions to prosecute all parties, with
out exception, who at that time have
failed to pay said poll tax.
By order of the board of education.
CAMILo PADILLA, President.
H. s. LuTz, Clerk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
ALSO READ THIS.
HARD LUCK.

just my luckl cried the drummer.
There we're fourteen Boston girl in the
car.
Caught in blizzard again! he con-
tinued, donnings his ear tabs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
This Is Your Opportunity.

This Is Your Opportunity.
On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps
generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits Of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
56 Warren ST., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize his statement, ut is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used rs directed. -
Rev. Francis w. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price. so cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

Another supposition Altogether.
He-we will suppose, now, that have
kissed you
She--Impossible.
He-Then you destroy my line Of argu-
ment
She--Well, we will suppose that you are
going to kiss me- Now go on with your
argument
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
Jokes.

There isn't the slightest basis in fact
for the mother-in-la law joke"
obviously. II there were, it would be
no joke Detroit Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
If Troubled with Rheumatism Read
This.

If Troubled with Rheumatism Read
This.
Annapolis, Nd, April 16, 1891 have
used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheu-
matism and found it to be all that is
claimed for it. believe it to be the best
preparation for rheumatism and deep
seated muscular pains on the marke It and
cheerfully recommend it to the public.
JOHN G. BROOKS, dealer in boots, shoes,
etc., No. l8 Main st.
ALSO READ THIS.
Mechanicsville, st. Mary County, Md
I sold bottle of Ohamberlain's Pain
Balm to man who had been suffering
with rheumatism for several years. 1t
made him a we'll man. A. J. MoG1LL.
For. sale at so cents per bottle by all
druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
Her Revenge.

"Did Madge ever get even with Mr..
Simpkins for jilting herr"
II should say so She saw him cross
ing the street one day and ran into his new
duck suit with her wheel. Chicago Rec.
ord.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
Sensible.

First Chicago Man-What are your plans
for the future9
Second Chicago Mani think I will
stop getting married and settle down.
Truth,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

Mr.. York-Don't you have trouble in
keeping track of your city limitss
Miss Chicago-Yes but there is astrong
movement on foot to abolish them
altogether.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases of the scalp by
Danderine. II will cure you. Guaranteed.
For sale at Fischer's q Co.'S. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

NOT ENOUGH TO BURY.
That was a sad accident to Bungler.
An explosion blew him into atoms.
Yes, it affected ms very much.
Are you relative?
No. am an undertaken.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

BALD HEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery of modern
times. For sale at Fischer & Cos. Phar-
maOv.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

Drummer see that you have had
quite serious fire since l was here last.
Dinkeyville Merchant-Yes the opera
house burnt up, in spite of the fact that
a great many of our most prominent
citizens stood by an told how to put ont
the fire.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
A MODERN WORKER.
Your husband is building up an enor.
NOUS business, isn't hes
So hear.

Il acknowledged to be tho most thorough cure Tor
Nasal Catarr6, Cold in Head and Hay Fever OF oil
remedies It opens and cleanses the nasal passasess
tecie the membrane from colds restores the scnses
al taste and SMELL Price SOC. at Dfuggists Or BY mall
ELY BROTHERS. 80 Warren Strozks New York
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
SUN BEAMS.
A FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY,

Bighead-Men didn't commit suicide as
frequently in olden times as they do now.
Cynicus-No. The men who made
history relieved them of the necessity.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
You pay for
what you order

on Burlington Route dining
cars.
The man with q 81 appetite
pays 81 to satisfy It.
The man who wants a cup
Of coffee, an omelet and q cou.
pie of slices of toast pays for
that-and that only.
The pay.for-what-you-
der-way Is the only right way
to run a dining car. II Is In
operation all over the Bur-
lington system-Denver to
Omaha, Denver to Chicago.
Denver to Kansas City, Dem
yer to st. Louis.
=, General Agent, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

Photography is the art of taking like
ness and changing it into a satisfactory
picture.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
Your Local Ticket Agent

VIII tell you that when you are going east
there is no road better adapted to your wants
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17

Mexican Central Railway,
On account of the Pan.American Medi-
cal congress, will sell round trip tickets
to Mexico City, November 10 to 16, at a
rate OF $6O.3 Mexican money, final limit
returning December 81. For additional
information call on or write to
]. F. DoNoHos, Coml Agent,
FL Paso, Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-10-17
WABASH

than the -.
!: 60 :: ~
Free reclining chairs kMW bWRNH\l
onall trains. Excel OJ1 VNVNAlHUW\N
lent meal stations. MM
Dining cars for those MAA
who prefer them.)
Elegant drawing room
cars: Sleeping cars of the latest design. For
full information apply to your ticket agent,
or G. M. HAMPsON, Agent.
l0S5 18th Street, Denver.
J. s. CRANE, G. p. A.
G. RAMSEY, JR., Gen'l Mgr.S
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@. W. vALLnar. General Agent, Denver.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1896-06-26
ACT 90.
AN ACT

TO PROVIDE REVENUE FOR THE GOVERNMENT By
THE ASSESSMENT AND COLLECTION OF TAN on
INCOME.
Be enacted by the Legislature of the Republic of Haeoii
Section From and after the first day of July y D 1897
there shall be levied assessed collected paid annually upon
the gains profits and income derived by every person
siding in the Republic and by every person residing
Republic from all property owned and every business trade
profession, employment vocation in the Re
public, and by officer of the Republic
wherever residing, tax of per
derived provided that where the gains, profits
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such violation and the license any
or driver may, discretion of the Court be cancelled
LAWS REPEALED
section 1Ol The following laws hereby repealed
Sections to j. both inclusive of Chapter Penal
Code approved January 1860 Chapter Il Of the
Laws of 1s7O Chapter ) of The Laws 1876; Chapter
Of the Laws Of 1873; all relating to the sale of Ava
Sections % and % of Chapter Code
g 10 Il both inclusive Civil Code Chapter
Laws 1876; Chapter o 1892; Chapter
1890; all relating auctoneers and auction
licenses.
- the 1885 relating importation
sale of alcohol
Chapter - of the relating banking
Sections % and % Chapter the Penal Code,
Code relating
billiards and bowling alleys
Section II entitled,
AN Prohibit Gambling and Gaming
Sections 30 inclusive Chapter
Code; Sections inclusive Civil
Chapter IA of the Laws 1886 Chapter 20 of the
Provisional all relating
boats and boatmen
to %, inclusive OF Civil Code Act
approved %, 1868; Chapter 1874;
Chapter II of Chapter II
1882; Chapter the 1885, Sections
inclusive Chapter of Code relating
slaughter s. o beef.
Chapter of Laws 1880, relating o
pork.
Chapter the of 1888; Chapter tie
1890; both relating % commercial
Chapter of 1886 relating licenses
rying firearms
both inclusive Chapter the
Code; both inclusive Civil
approved January 1868; relating letting
of horses
Chapter of Laws relating livery stables
Sections - both inclusive, the Civil Code;
inclusive, Chapter
Chapter o. 1890; all relating
victualing houses.
Chapter 81 of the Laws of 1890 relating lodging and
houses.
u, inclusive Chapter of
Code; Chapter of 1892 relating
O goods, and merchandise.
Chapter of relating
sale inspection of milk
Chapter of the of 1874 Chapter % the
1890; both relating o cake peddling
Chapter of the of 1880 relating Importation
ands of poisonous drugs
both inclusive of Chapter 80 of the Penal
Code Sections 100, of Civil Code;
approved 1864 Chapter 10 of the Laws
OF 1870; all relating public shows.
Sections b. of Chapter of
Code Chapter all relating dance
houses.
Chapter Laws $780, Chapter Is of the Laws of
1890; both relating to the sale of salmon
Chapter - of the Laws O. 1878; Chapter O.
$780, Chapter the 1892 Chapter SO of the
1923; all relating the licensing of vehicles and
drivers
TIME OF TAKING EFFECT
shall thirty
days its publication.
Approved this 10Th day of June \. D. 1896
SANFORD B. DOLE
President the Republic of Hawaii.
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not have exceeded the -Four Thousand Dollars for
preceding twelve months only gains profits
income exceeds the of Thousand Dollars shall
liable tax, tax provided be
by the assessors being
for the Divisions of Republic ected
paid upon gains, profits year ending
the Both day June preceding levyng
sessine, collecting and paying
Section . There shall be levied assessed collected and
paid, except provided per
annually the profits actual operating
and business from all property owned and exey
business, trade employment the
Republic corporations doing profit
Republic OF Hawaii where
gained; provided, however, nothing contained
shall apply corporations companies associations
solely religious
purposes including beneficiary societies.
operating upon system pro
vidng payment accident other benefits
societies. associations and de
pendents insurance companies taxed
percentage of the premiums under the authority of any
stocks shares funds, personal
property. by any fducary
charitable religious educational scientific purposes
Sections estimating gains, profits income any
person corporation there shall be included all income de
upon other securities
except the Republic of Hawaii the principal
interest of which by the law of their issuance
enpt all taxation; profits realized within the year
including leaseholds
purchased within years previous the close of the
estimated; dividends upon the of
any corporations upon
bonds mortgages bearing
whether paid if good and colecabe less the
interest which has become due from said corpora
ton has paid by during year;
of all premiums bonds, coupons; the
all movable property less
pended in the purchase production of the and in
the of a
directly him his family oney and the value of all
personal property acquired Inheritance and all
gains profits derived what
profits ali corporations shall include
paid payable distributed distributabe
among shareholders any fund carried
any fund used for constructions, enlarge
of plant any other expenditure investment paid
the annual profits made acquired by said
poration.
In computing incomes, the actually in
Cured in carrying business trade profession
patton, managing any property, shall deducted and
all paid within the year by such person
corporation existing Indebtedness. And al Government
license paid within shall be deducted
gains profits the person who, the
corporation which, actually paid whether such
person corporation be tenant mortgagor also,
actually during incurred in
arising from fires storms shpwreck, and not compen
by otherwise and debts ascertaned
to be worthless
Provided that deduction shall be made for
paid buildings permanent improvements
made increase the value of property
Provided further where allowable herein only
ducton of thousand dollars shall be made from the ag
gregate all the members OF family composed
both parents and minor children nus
wife, guardians shall be allowed make
deduction in every except
comprised family, and have
in
not thousand dollars.
provided the salary
compensation paid person shall exceed the
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violation license any such licensed vehicle
driver may discretion of the Court be cancelled
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03

Or, Miles Nerve plassers sc, at an drussissa.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03
RAD FAITH

DR.. Fred Terrell claims to be the
chairman of the Republican county
committee; about all that is left Of
the aforesaid county committee is DR..
Fred Terrell. The DR.. is very af-
fable gentleman but has a very limit
ed acquaintance among Republicans:
he gracefully turned over the job of
selecting the Republican judges Of
election to Mr.. r. B.Johnson the chair
man of the Republican executive COM
mittee, which list was, out of
courtesy, and to avoid any conflict,
submitted to DR.. Terrell, and endors-
ed by him. But DR.. Terrell, either
on his own motion or at the instiga-
ton of others sent in the names of
other judges and clerks for some of
the precincts in the city, at the last
hour-thus giving Judge NOonan a
slap in the back. The whole conduct
of the campaign now closing, so far
as the Noonan campaign committee
is concerned. has been devoid of
method and lacking in political judg-
ment. Judge Noonans election de-
ponds upon the loyalty of the people.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
PICKED PINS.
The Missions are tied with the
Turner's for first place.

The Missions are tied with the
Turner's for first place.
The Ivys and Casinos were sched-
uled to bowl tonight, but the game
has been postponed on account OF
the election.
The next game is scheduled for
November 5 between the Hayseeds
and the Missions on the formers
alley at Sommers' garden.
The Hayseeds' friends would like
to see them pull together and take
at least one game from the MIS-
sions next Thursday.
The Turner's have been chslleng-
ed by the Missions and Casinos for
game with each for a purse after
the schedule is finished. Both
challenges have been accepted ana
the games will be played after the
Turner's return from their trip to
New Braunfels.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03
ROMANCE IN SICKLES' LIFE.
Accompanied BY His Daughter He

Accompanied BY His Daughter He
Hadn't Seen In Fifteen Years.
Miss Edna Sickles, the 21-year-old
daughter of Gen. Sickles, is a young
girl of Spanish type, Of beautiful face
and figure, brownish-black hair and
deep black eyes, fringed with long
eye-lashes. She is adored by every
one in the party Of the generals. She
worships her father, and she is 1.-THE
apple of his eye" She has only been
in America for a few weeks, and she
speaks English perfectly. She has
lived all her life in convent in Mad
rid, Spain, and the story of it is like
this:
When Gen. Sickles was United
States minister to Spain under Gen.
Grant he married a beautiful senori-
ia of excellent family. Two children
were born of the marriages. boy,
George Stanton Sickles, and Eda
SickleS. When Gen. SickleS was
ready to return to America his wife
preferred to remain, and her father, a
wealthy old Spanish nobleman, made
his will, providing that the boy and
girl should inherit all his riches pro-
vided they should remain in Spain
till they were of age, the boy to stay
with his mother and the girl to be
educated in a convent The daughter
became of age little more than a
month ago, and she and her brother
sailed at once for America. When
they got to New York they learned
that their father was out in the coun-
try making political speeches and
would be back the next day. They
were at the Grand Central station to
meet him. The meeting between the
old general and his daughter, whom
he had not seen since she was six
years old, was thus described in a
newspaper in New York:
"As Gen. Sickles alighted from the
train and walked down the platform
a young girl with beautiful face
and figure stepped forward and ex-
claimed in a sweet, well-modulated
voice: is this not Gen. Sickles? He
bowed and answered, 1T is There
upon, the young woman, looking him
straight in the eyes, exclaimed with
n merry laugh, which reyaled two
rows of perfect teeth, Don't you know
me? The general, again bowling, and
this time also smiling, said: Pardon,
but l must confess and also regret
that you have the advantage The
young girl, not bit embarrassed,
looked at the general affectionately
and replied:
"Look at me. Don't you know me?
Don't you know your daughter, Eda?
Then the general clasped her to his
breast"
A few days after this meeting Gen.
Sickles started out on his present tour
and his son and daughter went with
him. 1t is affecting to see with what
love and alteration the daughter looks
upon her father. She is always by his
side when he makes a speech. The
sight of the old veteran soldiers
crowding around to clasp the hand
of her father has moved her deeply,
and she says she loves the American
people. though she cannot understand
why they make such fuss over the
election of a president. She is as
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03

witty, as she is good looking, and
well educated. When Gen. Alger was
first introduced to her by her father
in Chicago he said:
''You are the prettiest girl have ev-
er SEEN"
She replied in broken English:
"You have seen very little, general"
She kisses her father each morning,
not only once, but she covers his face
with kisses. At every station through
Kansas boquets Of flowers were
passed up to the train, and those were
all gathered up by the newspaper men
and given to Miss Sickles. At one
station she was asleep when the train
stopped and the armful of boquets
were piled against her stateroom door.
When she opened the door the next
morning the flowers fell in over her
feet and she clapped her hands with
delight. Miss Sickles and her broth
er spent yesterday afternoon driving
about Kansas City.-Kansas City Star.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03
CLINTON. MISSOURI.

Mr.. A. L. Armstrong, an old drug
gist, and a prominent citizen of this
enterprising town, says: II sell some
forty different kinds of cough medi-
cines, but 1 have never in my expe,
rience sold so much of any one article
as l have of Billiards. Horehound Sy-
rup. All who use it say it is the
most perfect remedy for cough, cold
consumption, and all diseases Of the
throat and lungs, they have ever
tried" 1t is a specific for Group and
whooping cough. 1t will relieve a
cough in one minute. Contains no
opiates. Sold by Kalteyer & Son,
James Clavin, Kalteyer C Schuchard,
and A, DreiSS.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1896-11-03

missioner place fence across
the sidewalk on Eighteenth
street. Adopted.
BY Dreiss-That the ditch
commissioner report the cause of
the overflow of the Alamo ditch
on the property of john Stevens,
Sr. Adopted.
By Fahey-That two cross
walks be placed at the intersec-
ton of Dawson and Cherry
streets. Adopted.
By Fahey-That Hays street
be repaired between Walnut and
Austin. streets. Adopted.
BY Robards-That a hole on
Guilbeau street be drained and
filled. Adopted.
BY Devine-That the mayor
advertise for bids to grade and
macadamize Main avenue from
Macon street. to French Place
and thence to Craig street and
San Pedro avenue from Warren
street to WOodlawn avenue; and
whereas the city will not be like
ly to have sufficient funds on
hand to pay for said work that
the mayor notify each bidder that
the citizens on San Pedro avenue
have agreed to subscribe at least
81, 900 and on Main avenue at
least $4,000 to be deposited in
trust, and that the city will guar
antee at least $1,000, which will
pay about 80 per cent of the cost
of said work, and to give the city
six months time on the balance.
The resolution was adopted and
the council adjourned.