New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1896-12-09

lgreeatles sc IS tp we, most people
Hike q Be favored ,iifh ri
Atianta Const snsen i gee
ting Up another 81, ID The pole.
seems sthat he didn't cut lnough sce
Z on his last 81
3 Rams Horn low much ii would
short on. ling ysrs Il ould on
~ pray for whatwes are HING 10 work
for, for. y
Florida Union: You cannot makesbit-
ters out ofs adog' bark even ii hesfur-
nishes the whine also.
Boston Budget You can buy wearing
apparel for = song IoN adays, but, IN:
fortunatei q great many people cant
sing. .s3535
Atchinson Globe: One of the funniest
things in the world is to see a glrl, wear
ing boomers, cry like. a woman: ss.5s5
Adams freeman: The mqn possessed
ola watch i; continually finding ont
that he HASN'T time. &
Atkinson Globe: Virtue is its own
reward, but there's more money in the
saloon business. ss=55si
Rams Horn: When the devil knows.
that . man is kindersto his mule than he.
is to his wife, he likes TO hear him talk
in church,. ..s,sH So. sss .s3
. Yale Record: Il may not be. very.
wealthy, but 7 can afford my own car
riage and pair, .ssaid the fond father as.
he wheeled his twins along the the side
walk. IS:
West Union Gazette: When. times are
a bit hard Christmas usually comes a
few weeks ahead Of time.
Roxbury Gazette: .sWe'ye got to ad-
nit that the bicycle has come toEstay !;
that's certain!'' "Well, it depends on
whether you get it for cash Or on install
ments.
Roxbury Gazette .'Thc church clocks
around here don't strike the hour at the
same time, / notice. ''No; you see, no
two of the churches around here agree
en- a single point"
Atkinson Globe # sinners were not
occasionally found opt, other sinners
would not know how good they are.
Adams Freeman: The silyery moon
was well-named, considering that it.
makes it change in quarters.
Norristown Herald: "A Providence
woman, who had just died, left a fortune
OF $4,000 slowed awayin an old wire
hustle. This seems tobe large amount
of money for woman to leave behind.
Atchinson Globe just the time peo-4
pie stop telling q woman her chin is;pret-
ty, she begins to get two OF threeof
them ss>
West Union Gazette; a boy never
stops to think what possibilities are but,
toned beneath his ragged jacket until he
eats a few green apples. .. :.....
Yonkers Statesman: We have heard OF
men sowing wild oats, but woman s mis-
sion is to sew tares. rs; rs ' I .2s
Congressman McC leary has: announced
himself as candidate for secretary of
the treasury. The prairies appear to be
on fire for him Vi. es.. s .s.}s
What hurrah would go up all over
the state, fla few new faces were seen
holding down some Of the fat appointive
positions around the capitol. Anoka
Union. III: .e ss
Yes, Pease, weothink you have friends
enough to do considerable shollering., Il
According to the dispatches Maj Nc
sKinley enjoyed q buggy ride on Sunday
"a factzwhich the people Of the conn-
thy were waiting to hear with sbreathless
expectatlon. It is also said that the ma
jor wanted TO 90 to.church Sunday NOR
ming, but that lie didn't get around TO it;
all of winch is of intense interest 81 to
countless thousands. Again it is said
that number Of eoplc passing through
Canton on the Sabbath stopped off be-
tween trains to call on the next presi-
dent. f is to be hoped that the presii,
dent5 invited them toscall again, snotwitll-
standing the dispatches neglected to say
am thing ON this inrport ant point.
If all the trees in all the woods we're men
And E Zach and every blade Ct grass d pen
,tIf every leaf on every shrub and tree
Turned to q sheet Of fooIscap every ses
We're changed 70 sin and all earth'sl iv:
ing tribes