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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
ONE HONEST MAN

Dear Editor: Please inform your read.
ers that if written to confidentially, 1
will mail in sealed letter the plan
pursued by which l was permanently
restored to health and manly vigor, after
wears of suffering from Nervous Weak
ness, night losses and weak, shrunken
i nave no scheme to extort money from
anyone whomsoever. / was roDped and
swindled by the quacks until 1 nearly
lost faith in mankind, but thank heaven.
/ am now we'll vigorous and strong, and
anxious to make this certain means of
cure known to all.
Having nothing to sell OF send c. o. D.,
1 want no money. Address, James A
Harris, Box pa. Delray. Mich. B
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
auARRELED OVER BUc,NEss.

FRESNO, Cal, May 26.-John W.
Lambert shot and killed Alexander
Betheder. his business partner, at Fire
baugh yesterday. The partners disput-
ed over their business interests, the dis
agreement eliminating in the shooting.
Public sentiment is bitter against Lam
bert, whose disposition is quarrelsome
and domineering, while his victim was
quiet and popular
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
The Bow and Arrow Man.

w. NJ. Eddy, who acquired a good deal
of notoriety in this city couple of years
ago in connection with a skin game
known as the bow and arrow game, IS
again in the tolls. He was arrested last
evening by the police on a reGuisition
from Butte, where it is said he and
others successfully worked game
similar in every way to the bow and
arrow trick they attempted here, but
were prevented by the vigilance of the
police from carrying to a successful
termination.
Eddy will be held pending the arrival
of the Butte officials.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
st. Louis, Too.

ST. LOUIS, May 26.-Yesterday was
the warmest day of this already un-
precedented hot season. the western
bureau registering 81 degrees in the
shade. Thomas P. Noonan, brass
moulder, was overcome by heat and
sent to the city hospital. Three girls
employed in the laundry of Planters
hotel were FRUSTRATED, and 1T is feared
two of them will die.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

BOSTON, May 26.-The situation in
the wool market continues to be de-
+ pressed and 1T is practically impossi-
bic to tell what the market price really
is. The new clip is beginning to be
placed on the market The movement
in foreign woods has fallen off, al
though general asking prices are about
the same. Fleece and territory woods
have settled again and prices are nom
inal.
Territorial Woods. = Montana fine
medium and fine, 1O@1O1A; secured, BOO
81; Utah, Wyoming. etc, fine medium
and fine, SOIL; secured, 30Q3L
California Wools.-Northern spring,
1O@l2; secured price, 9O@31; middle
county spring, 1O@11; secured price. q
@29.
Australian Wools-Scoured basis
combing. superfine, 4S@50; combing,
good, 43Q4s; cornbing, average, 40Q4S.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
KANSAS CITY LIVE STOCK.

Kansas City, May 26.-Cattle-Re-
oeipts. $500; shipments, 1880. Cows,
steady; steers, weak, 10c. lower; bulls,
1852. 90; native cows, 1.60@3.50; stock
ers and feeders, 2.9e@3.S5.
Hogs-Receipts, $4,000; shipments,
500 Market sc. lower; bulk of sales,
3.e5d3. 10; heavies, 2.10G3.10; packers,
3.o0@s. 10; mixed. 3.Oc@3.15; Workers, sos
@3.l0; pigs, 2.S0@3.15.
Sheep-Reccipts, 4,5oo; shipments, 200.
Market, steady; lambs 3.50@4S5; NUT
tons. 2.65@3.25.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

New York, May 26.-The Evening Posts
London financial cablegram:
Business was barely resumed in the
The tone was good, however, especially
Tor English ralls and Argentines. The
mining settlements showed an increased
bull account in West Australias. Copper.
TO large purchases from India, hitherto
kept back. Americans were lifeless.
The Berlin market was steady.
The Paris bourSe opened weak but
closed lower The bourse is still mainly
affected by apprehenslons of a tax on
rentes. The decision is expected this
week
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
COLONEL PICKETr REMOVED.

Last week Col. H. L. Pickett removed
from this city To Salt Lake City, Utah.
Col. Pickett has been a resident of Sill
yer City for many years and was one
of the most prominent attorneys in
this part of the territory. In recent
years he made speciality of mining
litigation and was very successful in
the important cases which were in
trusted to him. He was one of our most
respected citizens and his loss to this
community will be severely felt.-Ex-
change.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

Young mothers dread the Summer
months on account of the great NOR
talfty among children caused by bowel
troubles. Perfect safety may be as
sured those who keep on hand De-
Wits Collie & Cholera. cure, and adj
minister it promptly. For cramps.
bilious collie, dysentery and diarrhoea,
it affords instant relief. For sale by
Nelden-Judson Drug Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

Did you ever think how readily the;
blood is poisoned by constipation? Bad
blood means bad health and prema-,
ture old age DeWitt's Little Early.
Risers, the famous little pills. over-i
come obstinate constipation. For sale;
by Nelden-Judson Drug Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
POOR Fool.

PALOUSE, Wash, May 26.-Albert
Tayes killed his wife and then commit
ted suicide at the farm of A. Torrey
about five miles south of here, last
night. Tayes killed his wife because
she would not live with him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

Eczema is a frightful affection, but
like all other skin diseases it can be
permanently cured by applications of
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve It never
fails to cure Piles. For sale by Nelden-
Judson Drug Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

Mrs. R. DeYoung, Middleburg, Ia,
writes: have used One Minute Cough
Cure for six years, both for myself
and children, and I consider it the
quickest acting and most satisfactory
Cough Cure I have ever used. For sale
by Nelden-Judson Drug Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
POLICE DoINGs.

w. NJ. Eddy, the Bow and Arrow
Man, Arrested.
Yesterday was rather quiet day in
the police court. Sam Egany, the
keeper of the Abbey saloon on State
street appeared to answer to the charge
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

AS Decoration day draws near the
interest in the bicycle road race to
Pennington becomes more interesting
Each day brings new entries and with
the work that the boys are doing we
will see one of the best contests ever
seen in this city. The prize list is very
attractive and valuable. The prizes
will be on exhibition in S. P. Teasdale's
window on Main street. Take the OBJ
servation train that leaves Hot Springs
depot at 10 a. m. and follow the riders
over the course and reaching Farm
ingiton in time to see the grand finish.
Fare round trip 60 cents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
A HOT WAVE.

California and Missouri the Chief
Complainants.
SAN FRANCISCO, May ga hot
wave which has swept over the entire
state has broken all previous May rec
ords in many localities. AT Los An
geIes yesterday the thermometer reach
ed maximum of 1872 degrees. In San
Francisco it was 81 degrees at O'Clock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
PRAYING rOR LENrEyCY.

LONDON, May ga dispatch to the
Times from Capetown says: Petitions
are being promoted in all the towns
of South Africa to the government of
the South African republic in favor of
leniency to the reform prisoners.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
Begin again

Some people have stopped
drinking tea-have given up
the effort to find pure and
drinkable tea.
1t is time to begin again.
There is a pure tea-Sch1L-
LlngS Best.
Money-back tea at your
grocer's.
Nothing but coffee in Sehi1zing's Best
coffee-same is true of .ScFiIltng's Best
baking powder, soda, spices, seasoning,
favoring extracts. Pure and money
backed.
ASehiz7ing q Company San Fyanciseo
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
Alleged RurrIarx.

NJ McCarty and Aaron Love were ar
rested yesterday afternoon on a charge
of burglarizing a small fruit stand on
Second South street between Third and
Fourth West on Monday night. They
will have hearing today before Justice
Wenger.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
WO0I. MARKET
is DEPRESSED
Impossible to Tell What the Real
Price Is.
NEW CLIP IN EVIDENCE
WALL STREET SPECULATION Is
PURELY PROFESSIONAL.

Bond Market Dull, But Firm in Tone
sterling Exchange steady
Money on Call Easy-Sugar and
Manhattan the Leaders in Irregu-
larity-MetaIs Quiet, But silver
shows a Slight Gain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
THE SuRY

Washington, May 26.-Today's state
ment Of the condition of the treasury
shows: Available cash balance, $751;
176, S64; gold reserve, Sill, 139, OBS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
WHOLESALE TRAGEDY.

Fort Branch, Indiana, the Scene of
the Crime.
vINCENNEs. Ind. May 2s-Fort
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
Cash ouotations were as FOLLOW
SAN FRANCISCO WHEAT.

On the produce exchange today the but
ter market was firm; creamery, 110i5;
dairy, 9ql2. EGGS, firm; fresh, 91s.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

she Gcnerati7o Organs, caused by over-exertion,
youthful indizcretions tho excessive use OF cobac
co, opium, or gtrnulants, which ultimately lead to,
Indrnity, Consumption and Insanity Put up in cons
vonicnt form to carry in the vest pocket Price 81
package, orsroreS. With every % order we give q
written guarantee to cure or ref1nd they
money. Sent By mail TO any address. Crcrinr free}
IN plain envelope. Address R0x Al GhEt4lUAasg Goa
Once for q s. A., S5e Dearborn St., CHICAGO, s
Or you can buy il OF druggist below:
Neiden- Judson Drug Co., 81 q LAKE CITY, UTAH.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
For Mentai Fntigue

Use Horsford's Acid Phosphate.
DR.. c. K. Cole, Helena, Montana,
says: II have used it for insomnia due
to mental fatigue from overwork, with
entire satisfaction
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
OMAHA LIVE STOCK.

orr ha, May 6.-Cattle-Receipt
1900 Market, steady to easier; native
beef steers. 3.50@400; western steers,
3.00T3.35; sows and heffers, 2.50@3 so;
Gamers, L7g62. %; stockers and feed
ets. lower. 300@3.75; calves, 3.50@4 so;
bulls and stays, l75G3,25.
Hogs-Receipts, $500. Market, shade
lower; heavy. 295@3.00: mixed, 5000
S.e5: light. 3.05@31O, bulk, 29O@3.05.
Sheep-Receipts. 600 Market, strong:
fair to choice natives, 3.00@3.75: fair to
choice westerns. 3.o0@3.50; common
and stock sheep, 2.5O@3.25; lambs, $50
M5.0o.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
TO THE MERcUR GOLD FIELDS
Decoration Day,

Decoration Day.
Only $3.50 for the round trip. Tickets
good returning until Sunday, the 31st.
Train leaves via Union Pacific at 7:4O
a. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
FOREIGN FINANCES

San Francisco, May 26.-Wheat-
Steadier; December, 1.0O9s
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27

Lead-steady; brokers' 800; exchange
3.0215 @305.
Silver-6SA
Tin-Bareiy steady straights 1850
1856; plates quiet.
Coffee-options opened weak with
prices 5@20 points lower, closed barely
steady at 5@25 points decline; sales
1920 bags. including May 1910, Sep
TENDER l0.60@10 So.
Spot coffee-Rio weak; No. Z. 13sl.
Mild dull Cordova 161a@1S
Sugar-Raw steady. Refined steady.
CHICAGO GENERAL MARKET.
The leading futures ranged as follows:
MHEAT-No. q
open li.gn. Low. Close
Sniy :. 81 $780, s ss5s S Sss ss>:o,s,s
Sept 1904 6O4 G69sloss4 a59S 6o4s@6ol4
-COAN-No. Z:
] open. Hlgn. Low. close.
May Us Us US l275s
July ..2saz zSsi 25ls 1878
Sept ..295s 293s@SO 2sss 2sss@2sA
OArs-No. :;
open Hlgn. Low. Close
OK Ok chs; e E E. e E:
NESS POKk-PeF barrel:
Open. Algn. / Low close
s sspt :. 7 IS 7 IS IS 49, 7 IS
LAkD-i.er 100 los:
Open. hlgn. Low. Close.
5 sspt sa5s s s.ass t tss a sss
SHORT kiBs-Per 100 ios.
Open. ! Algh Low Close
July :. $50 $50 8.72lz 8.Nla
Sept =. 5.9l12 '3.911s 5.S142 3.92la
Cash quotations were as follows:
Fiour-F'irn.
wheat-spring No. ?, 5s5s; No. spring,
56l2; No. red, 622s@6234.
Corn-No. 2, rs.
Oats-No. ., IS; No. white, 191s@19s4 !;
No white, 1S12@1Ss4.
Rye-No. ,, 3411.
Bariey-No; ?, nominal; No. B. 2I@SS; No.
1, +. o. b.. ISIS
Flax Seed-No. l. S.
Timothy-Prime seed so
Mess Pork--Per barrel, 6.97d7.00.
Ldrd-Per 100 pounds, 4.10QJ4. 10.
Short Ribs-Sides Qoose), 5.70G3. so.
Shoulders-Dry sailed (boxed), 4.0O14 Is.
Short Clear Sides-( Boxed, 3.S7lad4. 90.
Whisky-Distillers' finished goods per
gallon, 1.22.
Articles Reefs shipd
Flour, bbls ................l 100000 1000
Wheat, BUSH. 5000 1900
Corn, bush. j213 COO $1,000
Oats bush. 3S2. 600 1855 600
Rye, bush.... Observation-Disclosures. 1908 500
Barley, bush. ..........,.........I $4,000 1900
~, 81 :. - -
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MEN YORK GENERAL MARKETs.

New York, May Observation-Disclosures
Id. 400, exports $500 barrels; irregular,
nut STEADY on desirable grades, but
weak and heavy otherwise; winter low
grades l.S5@2.20; southern flour steady.
Wheat-Receipts 245.z00 exports IA
SEQ Spot No. hard 701. @7015 Options
opened steady. but soon weakened I'M
der Increased offerings of long wheat,
accompanies by big increase on pas
sage, favorable crop reports, big spring
wheat receipts and heavy worlds ship
nents; remained weak all day and
closed at Sol cent lower. No. 2 red
S61k OCT 3-16. closed 66lz; September
655kdS77s, closed &C.,
Wooi-Quiet.
Copper-Firrn; brokers' LIZ; ex-
change 11.5e.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-05-27
N7anho0d Restored,

NERVTTAS. Gha,
Wonderful RomanI
Remedy Is sold with 81
written EUnran-4
tee 60 euro all Eerv-i
GUS Diseases, such aal
W eek Hemory,Lo OF
Braln Power, Head
ache, Wakefulness, :
Lost Manhood, Eerv-
ouSncSs, Atrophy,;
Emissions, Varicccele.
Lassitude, all drains .
Ar.rI Les ~ nArwoV- ~
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24

What handsome or more useful pres
ent can you possibly give your hus-
band, wife, brother or sisters than a
Remington bicycle that have always
been safe investments and enjoy "A uni
versal reputation. II. Hackfeld a. Co.
are the agents.
Little Johnnie Larsen, who was run
over by truck on Friday. is gradual
~ recovering. Dr. Miner does not be-
lieve that he will be MANNED in any
way. The boy is now in the hospital
in care of his mother and trained
nurses,
There will be meeting of the
stockholders of the Chinese Hawaiian
News within the next day or so. 1t is
understood that some of the owners of
the paper desire to retire while there
are others on the outside who are
anxious to get in.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
FOR RENT.

4 delightful cottage home in nice
neighborhood. House is fitted with
electric light, contains three bed
rooms, parlor, sitting room, dining
room, pantry and bathroom, with
servants rooms and outhouses. Ar
tesian water supply. Large lot with
shade trees and shrubbery. Rent rea-
sonable. Inquire of Walter c. Weldon,
3l4 Fort Street.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
PORTUGUESE DAY.

The Portuguese throughout the
Islands have agreed in their societies
to use December LIST of each year as
holiday and celebration time. 1t
will be national occasion with them.
In order that all may take part, it IS
requested that employers of Portu-
guese allow their men December 1 TO
themselves. There will be an espee-
ially big time in Honolulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

At the adjourned annual meeting OF
the stockholders of the Koloa Sugar
Co., held this day, the following of
ficers were elected to serve during the
ensuing year:
Paul Isenberg, President.
w. f. A. Cropp, Vice President
j. +. Hackfeld, Treasurer.
T. w. Hebron, Secretary.
c. Bosse, Auditor.
+. w. HOBRON,
Secretary of the koloa Sugar Co.
Honolulu, November 18th, 1896.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
SERENADED.

The Royal Hawaiian band played at
WashingtonPlace, the city residence
of Liluokalani from to $3.50 this
morning. The lady enjoyed the con
cert from her Waikiki veranda. After
the serenade she thanked the band
boys for the call and the music.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
NOTICE.

The annual meeting of the Honolulu
ton will be held at Library Hall on
the evening of Friday, November 9th
at 1:3O o'clock for the election of Of
ficers and other important business.
H. A. PARMELEE,
Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
PIANO FORTE INSTRUCTION.

Miss Charlotte II. Parmelee is now
prepared to take limited number of
Piano Forte pupils.
Residence 22O Beretania street, OPP
posite Hotel gates.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
SITUATION WANTED.

A young married man of good adj
dress and four years residence in Ho-
nolulu, desires a position as clerk or
salesman in some prominent house;
has experience and can furnish I'M
questionable references; understands
bookkeeping and typewriting.
Address Ii, Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
ROOM AND BOARD.

Room and board with private family
on the beach at Waikilli will accom-
modate three persons.
Address p. O. Box 419.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
MEETING NOTICE.

\ regular meeting of Excelsior
Lodge, No. 1, |. o. o. F., will be held
this Tuesday evening at 1880 o'clock.
\ full attendance is desired as bust
ness of Importance, in regard to
Amended Bylaws, will come before
the meeting.
Per order of the n. &.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-11-24
NOTICE..

During my absence from the Ha-
vaiian Islands Mr.. L. r. Adams will
act for me in all matters of business
and receipt for all monies due me.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-03-01
WESTON.


Weston, W. Va, February 29.-The
members of the Epworth League gave a
"LOngfelloW' entertainment at the NJ.
2 Church Thursday night. The best
musical talent in the town took part
in the programme. The NJ Z. Church
orchestra furnished the instrumental
music which was from the latest selec-
tiOns.
Mr. and Mrs. Stokes Tunstill returned
from an extended trip through Ohio
Wednesday,
A. A. Winchester, the popular lum-
Der man, was here en- route for the
East Thursday
NJ. N. Outright, of Btckhannon was
here Thursday.
Engineer William Stalnaker had his
foot mashed very seriously Monday.
Mrs. \. b. Newton and children are
visiting friends in Sutton this week.
Maj. c. T. Anderson returned from
Baltimore Wednesday.
5. a. Steele, master mechanic of the
w. Va & p. r. R. shops here, has been
on the sick list this week.
Engine No had her cab burned off
at Pickens her lay over station Tuesday
night.
Mr.. II. St. Clair, of Clarksburg has ac-
cepted position with Mosely, the tail
or
Drs. Andrews and Rymer are work
ing together. They are nicely quarter
ed in their new Office over Waterman s
drug store. in the Edmiston block.
Doctor Warders Compressed Air
ont
quite popular. Among the little folks
that are sick and are improving are
Louis FOrnash, Dwight Huntington
and Master James Vassar.
Miss Maggie Mccain is quite i'll from
complication of heart and lung trou-
bic.
Mrs. Dan Webers condition. who has
been i'll, is slightly improved.
The Genial John DaviSSon. of Clarks-
| burg spent Sunday with our bows.
Much praise is given the pupils of our
public school in the surprise thew gave
the readers of the Democrat in its last
issue.
Commencing March LIST. the ladies
Of the ". E. Church will place on sale
every Saturday bread. cakes and pies.
This is for a good cause and should be
well patronized
Milton Johns one of Lewis counties
most prosperous citizens is seriously i'll
with pneumonia
The Ratchet was the most prominent
emblem worn here by our bows on
Washington's birthday
Attorneys Linn and Bennett have
been kept very busy the past week on
working on the National Exchange
Bank case.
Miss Mary Weaver is suffering with
erysipeas
JUNE Bare. Ralston & Cos popular
druggist is out again after week S
illness.
Complaint has been made to the
mayor that North Main street and
North Weston street is the scene every
night of conduct unbecoming TO Yves
ton boys fair name.
Mr.. Elias Fisher whose critical condi-
ton was noted in last Sundays Reg
lister is no better.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1896-03-01

"Ain't yez me pertickeler friend.
Casey. me boy2' Donovan. me good
man. an if OF was pertickeler Oh
wouldn't be Your friend Life.
Critcus-"I don't believe there's
much difference between genius and
insanity Struggling authOr-"Oh.
yes there is the lunatic is at least sure
of his board and clothes. London Tit
Bits.
Patient-Tfat sign Of yours is not
very. encouraging. Why
so? I guarantee to extract teeth with
out pain" Patient-"Yes: but I want
to get the pain extracted. I'd rather
keep the tooth. '-Philadelphia Record.
These Dear Girls-Flora-" CholIie
told me last night that he believed I
could break a mans heart with my
smile" Laura "Cholhe was just talk
ing a mans heart is not like a mir
ror. Cincinnati Enquirer.
You play beautifully" exclaimed the
lovely vision. The virtuoso rose from
the piano with q bow Thank YOU.
he murmured. You made me think of
such a number of things TO say" the
woman proceeded with undisguised rap
ture.-DeUOit Tribune.