The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-11-20
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only howl.
Men always bow to fate, but not As a matter
Of courtesy.
Mark Hanna spent 100000 in Nebraska, bu
It didn't work.
Major Mckinley will now have chance t.
get new lawn.
Soft soap is a very useful article, especially
in conversation.
At the last election many q voter got an \
for making an X.
Most people like to be called bad in laugh
ing sort Of q way.
What an awful change il must be for the ice
man when he dies.
Mrs. Lease should now give her tongue that
! much needed rest.
II is opportunity that makes some men ant
not their own merit.
The man who parts from the right is reason
ably sure to get lett.
When man begins to raise the devil he al
ways lowers himself.
Some people are better when they are sicl
than ut any other time.
The majority of people who want to be coax
ed, ought to be clubbed.
Where the wages of sin is death, there is ne
| striking for an increase.
The original Mckinley man is packing his
grip for a trip to Canton.
Kentucky whisky seems to have lost its de-
licious Democratic courage.
The Hawaiian government has granted full
pardon to Queen Liloukaiini.
The milk Of human kindness is not very
heay lily enamelcd with cream.
Sockless Jerry Simpson was elected to Con-
gress, after rest of two years.
Do good to all men. Some day they may
have a chance to do good to you.
A mans temper is very often dependent
upon the temperature around him.
A man in good spirits ought to be for a
long time a well-preserved person.
The talk of duel between Senator Black.
burn and Logan Carlisle is revived.
A dentist is a man who pulls peoples teeth.
A lawyer is one who pulls their legs.
II it wasn't for the fools in this world wise
men would have to work for living.
Morris Brown, of Columbus, Ohio, commit
ted suicide because Bryan was defeated.
A secret society has been formed in Canada
to work for that country's independence.
The Bank of Commerce of Buffalo suspended
business with deposits Of over s2,0Oo,Ooo.
II is far better to have one hand on post.
Office than both eyes on foreign mission.
A false balance is abomination to the Lord
but just weight is his delight.--Solomon.
The Judge on the bench is sometimes a
wickeder man than the prisoner in the dock.
The resources Of the Treasury are severely
taxed to meet the demand for paper currency
A Russian electrician has discovered q
means of telephoninG a long distance under
the sea.
The tendency Of our day to intense indlvid
ualism is weakening both in the church and IL
the State.
While criticising your neighbor's character
Il might be well to glance At the diagram he
has Of yours.
A woman never knows what an unprincipled
scoundrel she has married until her husband
runs Tor Office.
A female high kicker can make one hundred
times rs much money as tho best woman
| school teacher.
The Republicans will retire the greenback'
gradually and replensh the circulation BY the
coinage Of more silver.
General Weyler has just laid in bis w,n,.
supply Of pencils and paper. So look out fol
lot Of Spanish victories.
Be careful in your table talk. Do all youl
biting at the table in biting your food. Dom
be biting in your remarks.
In speaking tn men be brief; with women 81
into detail with humanity in general be d
rect, truthful and convincing.
A woman would never be successful in run
ming for office; she would have 10 stop too oftel
to see II her hat Was on straight.
In the Venezuelan matter, a treaty Of arbi
tration has been agreed upon between III,
United States and Great Britain.
Brcckinridge was defeated for reelection /,
Congress. The chances of Madeline collect
ing the amount Of that small judgment seen
more remote than ever.
| A man over In Alabama claimed to be a mn,
Of destiny, therefore could not be beaten
The returns brought him out 4l90 votes be
hind-so much for destiny.
The man who always helps himself befor,
no assists snybody else, may expect every
body else to take care of themselves befor,
they give him iii, when the time Of his nee,
comes.
The influence Of woman, either for good OF
evil, on the heart and mind Of man 10 omnipo
tent. Vain are the struggles to resist II. II
misfortunes, II tempers the energies; 10 pros
perity, adds grace to them.
Noble county, Indiana, claims as citizen
four unique characters. II has within its bor
ders the smasle,t married couple in the Unite,
States, and slso the largest and smallest mel
from . physical standpoint in Indiana; IN,
former weighs $50 pounds, the latter 10 but
feet 5 inches In height and weighs only q
pounds.