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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

FEET VERSUS BRAINS.-I TREAT
your understanding-not your brains, but
your feet; it is as great a luxury to have
GOOD feet as to have clear head; corns,
improving nails and other diseases of the
feet skillfully treated at moderate
charges; have 800 references in Savan-
nah; leave orders at Wheeler's drug store,
or at my office, 2l5 Broug'hton ST. east.
Lem Davis, Surgeon Chiropodist.
FINNS AUCTION ROOM; YOU CAN
find Almost anything you want. l pay
spot cash for bicycles, or will buy any
kind of fixtures and merchandise.
IF YOU WANT GOOD MATERIAL
and work, order your Autographed and
printed stationery and blank books from
Morning News, Savannah. Ga.
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quarters for furniture that will give salts
faction, but not break you to own it.
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WANTED, BY INDUSTRIOUS LADY
with references, position as housekeeper
or companion. Address A., Morning News
office
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LOST AND FOUND.

LOST. LEMON AND WHITE ENG
lish setter dog, answers to the name of
King. Five dollars reward II returned to
A. l.. Well. No 113 Broughton street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

LARGE CIGAR FIRM WANTS A
salesman in every locality; 5000 per
month and expenses to beginners entire
ly new inducements to agent and dealers.
Address Box 1910. Chicago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

FOR SALE, FERTILIZER FOR
flowers; the best thing to use is dairy
compost promotes the growth and
causes them to bloom early; one dollar
load, delivered. Address Springfield
Dairy" city.
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sTRAYED.

TAKEN UP. ONE WHITE AND RED
COW, blaze face, crop In right ear, crop
and undercut In left. Connerat Wood
Yard.
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HELP INVERTEBRATES

WANTED, A GOOD COOK. WITHOUT
any incumbrance, to live on lot. 167 Jones
street.
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hall stands, china closets, elegant designs,
moderate prices. The Miller Company.
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S1X-HoRsE PORTABLE ENGINE ON
skid second hand and good; 1885, See
f. e. Timmons Savannah. or Lombard
Iron Works. Augusta, Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WANTED, A CoLORED GIRL ABOUT
16 years old, for house work. Apply, with
references, at AIS Bull street.
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WANTED, PHYSICIANS COOK, APP,
ply Immediately, q West Liberty, third
door east of Whitaker street, south side.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

FOR SALE, AT AUCTION, ON TUES
day, Sth inst, G parlor sets, elegant plush
bed lounge, fancy domestic sewing ma
chine, other machines; fancy chairs, etc.
c. II. Dorsett.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

MEN AND WOMEN OUT OF en-
ployment and willing to work can learn
of a permanent situation at good wages,
by writing at once to p. V. H.. Box 2S3,
Augusta Maine
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WANTED, LIVE PEOPLE IN EVERY
locality at $500 weekly salary and ex-
penses to take orders for Christmas goods.
Permanent employment IL right. Manu-
facturer. p. o. Bsx 530s. Boston, Mass.
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PERSONAL.

80 ->--->-->>-s-~----~
THE MILLER COMPANY'S HOLI-
day goods are attractive; ornamental and
not too expensive.
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FIRST-CLASS COOK WANTED. CALL
between 8 and II o'clock Monday at IN
ZONES street west, corner Barnard.
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WANTED, A COLORED COOK, ONE
that understands her business. Apply at
AIS East South Broad street.
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ROOMS WANTED.

WANTED, FURNISHED ROOM,
neat and comfortable; heat, light and
bath; centrally located. Address Bache-
lor, News Office.
WANTED, A FLAT OF THREE OR
four rooms. with modern conveniences,
furnished or unfurnlshedi must be good.
Address, Cushman. care News Office.
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STATES, STATES A LARGE LOT OF
second hand for SALE cheap. p. IL. Kier-
nan, 30la Whitaker street.
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WILL SELL MONDAY STAR OIL
heaters the best In the world: no smoke
and no smell, at $275; our stove, furniture,
house furnishing and fancy goods will be
sold at Strengthening prices. M. Nathan.
22 Congress street, between Jefferson and
Barnard streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

$425 FOR A HANDSOME STERLING
silver plated shaving cup, suitable for ell
craving any name or motto.
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WANTED, Statesmen TO SELL CT
gars to dealers; 500 monthly and expenses.
Experience unnecessary. Clinton Cigar
Company, Chicago.
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MEN ONLY; THE FACT is, WE ARE
overloaded with millinery. and here is a
chance to make your wife Christmas
present that will be acceptable to her and
not make a hole in your pocket. Prices no
object from now on; come and get the
goods Millinery Parlors, II York east.
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TRAVELLING SALESMEN--S5 TO $3.50
monthly and expenses. Rare inducements
make experience unnecessary. Enclose
stamp. Acme Cigar Company, Chicago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WANTED, A DOZEN BIG BOYS TO
distribute our hand bills. Apply 8 o'clock
Monday morning. c. Gray & Son.
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wANTED-MIsCELLANEOus

WANTED. a DUCK BOAT, GUN, ETC,
to hire or purchase. Address Boat, Morning
News.
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A RELIABLE PERSON WANTED IN
every town and city to distribute circulars
VIII A. Motion Company. Cleveland, o.
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REMEMBER, WE TAKE OLD TRUNKS
i'm exchange for new ones. Chatham
Trunk Factory. corner Abercorn and
Broughton-
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WANTED, ONE CARPENTER AND
two plasterers. Apply to VIM. Bouhan, 9
Huntingdon street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

THE CATHOLIC FAIR AT LIBRARY
hall opens tomorrow night. The supper
table, under the charge of Mrs. Craw-
ford and Mrs. Grady, is well furnished,
and these ladies will be pleased to see
all their friends in attendance.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

SEVERAL COMFORTABLE HOUSES
for rent. convenient to business and Gem
trail road. Apply A. s. Cohen. Bull
street. s.r
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TO RENT, BEAUTIFUL . ROOM
house, fronting park, $s5, PIG Drayton
street. Savannah Real Estate Exchange,
q Bay street. r4
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

GENTLEMEN, r U BALD? IF 50 GO
to Jones street. east and consult the
specialist there, and be convinced that
you can have as perfect a suit of hair as
you ever did. 1t costs nothing for con-
sultation,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

SIS TO $50 A MONTH SALARY AND
expenses paid statesmen for cigars. Perma-
nent position. Experience unnecessary.
Largest finest line. Elegant holiday Offer
ings. w. L. Kline Company, st. Louis,
Mo.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

RECEIVED A FINE LINE OF I'M
ported and domestic woolens for fall and
winter. Suits made to order from SIS;
pants from IS up. Call at A. Getz, The
Tailor, Jefferson and State streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WANTED, YOUNG MAN WITH
some experience in the drug business; must
come well recommended. Address Mer-
curry. News Office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WANTED, IMMEDIATELY, GOOD
waiter for restaurant; must be quick.
Address waiter" News office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

GOOD MEN SHAVER MKINLEY,
Bryan, Gladstone, Bismarck, will get their
Christmas shaving sets from the old bar
Der Is Broughton, shaving supply house
The place where the best and strongest
bearded men have their razors put in or
der. Mail orders for shaving sets, shaving
cups, shaving soap, strops, homes and
razors promptly filed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WANTED, BOYS AS NEWS AGENTS
en- railroad; must have SIS cash security,
and blue uniform. Address with stamp.
Union News Company, Waycross, Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

$3.50 A SUPERB SHAVING BRUSH,
Sterling silver, % Broughton, Shaving Sup
ply House.
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FOR RENT, HOUSE, 100 HENRY, ALL
conveniences; large yard. Apply go JEFF
ferson.
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AGENTS WANTED TO SELL, THE
''Nafew" check protector; price IS; big
profits; quick sales; exclusive territory
sample outfit furnished responsible parties
introducers of fresh novelties for agents;
catalogue mailed upon application Samuel
Nafew Company, Havemeyer Building
New York.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

WONDERFUL CURES DAILY.
Whatever your ailment send for pros
pectus. The Kneipp Water Cure corner
Flood and North Peters streets, New Or
leans, La.
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WANTED, THREE GOOD INSTALL
ment furniture canvassers. Apply at 10
clock this a. m. Enterprise Furniture
Company, East Broad and Wheaton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

FOR RENT, CONVENIENT FLAT
four rooms, connecting; suitable Ugh
housekeeping; all conveniences. 119 Yves
Gordon.
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WE DO NOT WANT BOYS OR LOAF
ers to write, but men of ability; $500 to
$500 per month; salary or commission
State and general managers. Racine Fire
Engine Company, Racine, Wis.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

AGENTS FOR OUR NEW MAGIC GAS
light burner; makes kerosene lamps give
brilliant gas light; no chimney; no wick;
no smoke; lightning seller; outfit free to
active workers; beware of imitators Ma
tional Brass Company, sole manufactu-
rers. Lock Box Nes 72l6. Rittsb.irg, Pa ~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

FOR RENT, EITHER IN FLATS OR
together, the two newly built houses, 1851
and ITO New Houston street, all modern
improvements. Apply 172 New Houston
street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

GENTLEMEN BOARDERs CAN SEA
cure nice south rooms at 2l2 Jones street
west. three doors from Barnard.
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FURNISHED ROOMS TO RENT, WITH
or without board in private family. APP
ply at 112 Liberty street, third door from
Barnard. ~. ss.,t
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-12-06

THE BLACK MARE BONITA WILL
be disposed of at Galina's wine room on
Monday evening next, the 7th. at O'Clock
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WANTED. TRAVELLING statesmen
for cigars; old reliable house; experience
unnecessary; extra inducements to Gus
toners; SIS to $50 per month and ex~
penses. Charles c. Bishop & Co., ST.
Louis.
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FOR RENT, NICELY FURNISHED
connecting rooms, or parlor fiat hot and
cold water on same floor, 3l7 Liberty
street.
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FOR Observation-Disclosures.

TO RENT, OFFICE ROOM AT 32h
Bull street Apply Leopold Adler, city.
FOR RENT, SECOND STORY OF THE
building occupied by the Southern Gro
Gerry Company, 30 Barnard street; conven-
lent for club rooms. job printing, storage,
etc. Apply on premises
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05
uNWASHEO MONARCHS.
Rings Who Were Decidedly Averse to I
I,se of Snan and Wnter

Rings Who Were Decidedly Aversc to the
Use of Soap and Water.
The late Dom Pedro of Brazil and the
late King Victor Emmanuel of Italy
were both lamentably avcrso to cleaning,
and apropros to the Italian monarch there
Is u very good story in existence.
On one occasion. while out shooting In
the Alps, the king and several of his com
panions sought shelter for the night in d
PEASANTS hut. The peasants perfume was
by no means savory, and although the
kings friends were not squeamish thcy
were obliged in sheer self defense to kcrI
their faces avcrted from their host: @NictuI
Emmanuel, whose huge, red swollen nose
was imperyious to bud smells, at length
noticed their behavior and in u low tone
asked them what was the matter.
"Nothing much. " was the answer, "only
this man smells like a wild beast in his
den.''
is that all'" laughed tho king. "So
should We II we didn't wash for week. g
Never to that extent, your majesty"
''rhat's what you think" retorted tin
king. WE'LL I'll make you u bet ON 1t.
ri try"
The king was as good as his word, and
he conscicntiously cntlcavored to win the
wager. But ut the end of the fourth day
the chief of his companions respectfully
laid his hand on the kings arm and re-
Marked with averted head:
Your majesty has indeed won the
wager, not at the end of the week, but IN
three days less"
Victor Emmanuel burst out laughing
and, according TO the statements of those
who had lost the wager, did not hurry to
part with the trophies of his victory.
With regard to Dom Pedro he was wont
to put on n clean skirt at the beginning OF
the week, on the first day of which hi,
double breasted black waistcoat would bt
opened up to the second button from til,
bottom. AS the week progressed SO did
the buttoning of the waistcoat ascend un
til by Saturday night the waistcoat wa,
buttoned tightly to the throat without any
vestlge of the shirt being visible
Two other potentates who We're also dis
unguished for their uncleanly habits wcr,
the late king of Portugal, whose appear
snce was greasy In the extreme, and ole
Khedive Ismail of Egypt, who was so per
'sonally untidy that ho was incapable ol
keeping decently groomed for five minute.
together. Nor can Queen Isabella OF SPAR
be said to he altogether Ell rcgalc with re
gard to personal cleanliness, for, like Don
Louis Of Portugal, she is olcomargarinoub
besides which her hands, and especial,
her finger nails, are lar from immaGulate
Chicago Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05

In order to impress upon YOU
mind the fact that the Seattle Brew
ing and Mailing Co.'S beers are
mild, light, bright and lively, we
below give the average per cent. o
alcohol in various liquors in conf
paris IN
Rainier Beer, 3.4; Olympic Beer
3.4; Ale, ia; Cider, SO; Ciaret
1873; Whisky, $40.
On sale at Criterion Saloon. 3
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05

"During the nineteenth century the ques-
tion of earthquakes has been the subject Of
much earnest investigation by scientific
men, and much hard study and research
have been given toward the solution of this
phenomenon" remarked Professor Fred G.
Plummer. "Prominent among these stu
dents are the names Of Falbs, Fuchs, Hol-
den, Dutton. Percy, Won Geldern-names
which are of themselves sufficient guaran
teeofthe thorou9hness of the investigation
'As the result of much of this research
II appears to be demonstrated that the
nearness and positions OF the sun and moon
have effects favorable to earthquake
much the same influence as these bodies
have upon terrestrial surface tides. The
conditions which are favorable to an ex.
tremely high tide at Puget sound are five
in number-viz; First, perihelion of the
earth; second, perigee OF the moon; third,
opposition (ful) of the moon; fourth, the
moon running high; fifth, the ocean winds.
For the purpose of a calculation aiming at
prediction this last. element is to be omit
ted. Condition No. occurs once IA year,
and conditions Nos. 2, 8 and 4 occur about
monthly.
snow, by reference to an almanac, 1t may
be seen that on the ed Of next December
all the conditions will occur together ex-
cepting No. /, which will be eight days late
but as this would hardly be appreciable,
they may be considered as occurring togeth'
er. 1t may be predicted with accuracy that
on or shortly after the 22d of next Decem'
ber We shall have an unusually high tide
and for the same reasons Qf the earth
quake theory is correct) the conditions will
be ripe for earthquakes. While it would
not be advisable for II scientist of reputa
tion to predict such an event, it may bt
said that the theory will be put to very
severe test next December, and its advo
Gates will have chance either to rejoice oi
mourn. The same conditions will not oc
cur together again for 1855 years. .'-Tacoms
I,edper
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05
BEATEN AT HIS OWN GAME.
A Youthful Auditor Tells n Story bigger
Than Uncle Bill Does.

A Youthful Auditor Tells n Story bigger
Than Uncle Bill Does.
1t was great fun for the boys In the vii
lage where Uncle Bill lived to get him start
ed telling some of his big stories. Appar-
emily there We're no bounds to his imagina-
tion and to the number of his tales. Most
of them were connected in some way with
the Hudson, as he had spent nearly his
whole life on the river.
Seated on stringpiece Of the wharf one
afternoon with number OF youngsters
around him he began by telling his audi
tnce what wonderful river the Hudson
was.
Boys" he said, II tell yer that ere Is a
mighty fine river. Yer kin go most any
where yer mind to on her. Yessir, yer kin
go to ther north pole an ter the south pole. Z"
The boys winked to one another, but did
not venture to make any remarks.
How about Captain Broat's sloop, Uncle
Billf" asked one of his auditors.
"Ah, murmured the old man, ''she was
dandy, she was. Why, I've seen that ere
slo'p, loaded with ore till her deck was flush
with ther wafer, 20 down through Haver-
straw bay under full sail when ther breeze
was so still that the other boats had two
reefs In their mans'ls an their jibs bobbed
We've gone slashin down Haverstraw bay
with ole Sary's bow under water more'n
half ther time AN didn't mind 1t at all
She was great slo'p, now, II yer wantei
know it,"
How did you like havin the West Point
fellers shoot holes through the mainsail.
Uncle Billi" asked an auditor.
81 didn't like 1t nohow. 'Tain't no usa
tryin ter fool with them fellers, they're tew
everlastin reckalous. One o. them shot,
purity near took of my whiskers."
"Myl Uncle Bill that was a narrer es
cape" remarked an impudent youngster
with wink at his grinning companions
"but it amt narthin to what | had one
when was fightin Injuns out west. On,
evenin jest about sunset ! was going HON,
to the camp when all of IA sudden an Injur
jumps from behind bush, and before
could do anything he put up his rifle ant
fired right at my head. | saw the bullet
comm an caught il between my teeth and
shook II ut him. The lnjun gave yel
and run rs hard as he could"
There was a howl from the other boys
but Uncle Bill, with "A look Of deep DISCUS
at being beaten at his own game, exclaime,
In tones of great disapproval;
"Ah, you shaller pill. what do yel
want ter lie to er poor ole man fury" Aut
he got M and walked slowly away.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05

WILL SHOOT MY SAHS.
A Couple OF G. u. Crack shots Get Into
Trouble.

a Couple OF G. q. Crack Shots Get Into
Trouble.
Members OF Company S, c. G.,
were at Kakaako Wednesday after.
noon practicing for their coming
match with Company 7. When
nearly through a covey of wha,
they thought to be mud hens" ap.
peared in the shallow beach water.
For a moment all was excitement.
Then shots rang out-and hen
keeled over. This was but the be-
ginning of storm. In two seconds
the beach was full Of duck men,
clamoring for damages all the way
from two bits to $40. The situa-
ton grew terrible. Finally the
guardsmen retreated in disorder.
On the way in they ran up with a
man carrying a dead duck. He
was bound for the Station house to
swear out a warrant for No. S, c.
G: After considerable persuasion
he acceded TO compromise. Capt.
Greene and Private Young will
shoot Mynahs next time.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05
ONE WHEELED PNEUMATIC suLkY
The Invention Of Californian Who Look
For Big Success with 1t.

The Invention Of Californian Who Looks
For Big Success with 1t.
Captain Alphonse b. Smith, a pioneer Of
San Diego, Cal. is the inventor Of one
wheeled sulky which apparently is sue
cess. Some years ago he conceived the
idea that the time of horse on the race
course could be materially reduced II, in
stead of the two. wheeled sulky, one
wheeled cart could be used, and he forth
with set to work to devise a vehicle which
would suit the purpose.
He feels confident that at last he has sue
ceeded in inventing something which fully
realizes his brightest hopes, and something
too, which is destined to come into very
general use throughout the world. The
axle of the cart is made in two pieces, and
Is so arranged that the wheel turns very
readily in any direction the horse can posi-
bly, pursue. Attached-to the shafts, neal
where they meet the axle, are stirrups, de
signed to steadythe rider in his position on
the cart Made fur ordinary road use, one
of the vehicles weighs 81 pounds, but when
designed for use on the race course the uni
cycle, as some have called it, may be con
structed so as to weigh only 32 pounds.
One was recently manufactured at San
Diego entirely of aluminium, the weight
being trife less than 80 pounds and tn,
vehicle being strong and handsome. Arthur
NJ. Plate is Captain Smiths partner In bust
ness. Mr.. Plate said:
captain Smith perfected the several pat
ents last June, and he and l are now pre-
pairing to introduce it to the public. No
1t isn't true that a balancing pole goes with
each cart. The driver isn't in bit of dan
ger of being tipped over The cart can't bt
overturned unless the horse falls, and tn,
motion isn't jerky.
1--WE feel confident that the one wheeled
cart will drive the two wheeled pneumatic
sulky from the track. Why? Well, becaus,
It minimizes friction and therefore admits
of greater speed. Theexperiments thus fa
made on race courses leave no room fo
doubt that the one wheeled cart is certain o.
popularity among turfmen." The inventor
Is sanguine that before another year hal
rolled away hundreds of his unicycles will
be in use in San Francisco and hundreds
more throughout the interior of California
especially in the mountainous DISTRICTS
| San Francisco Examiner.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1896-03-05

During the late war regiment OF yolun.
teers was posted along the front in heavy
timber As soon as the firing began IN
earnest, recruit llmped of To the rear, but
soon struck gait that would have made
Maud : tremhle for her record. lie was
halted in his flight, and when asked what
was the matter said, ~ just couldn't stand
out there in the open all by myself" He
was then asked why he did not get behind
tree He was puzzled u moment, and
then said, There ain't only enough tor tn.
s.assr.. sls San Eraas.sse Asgonaas