Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1896-01-02

Washington Star
"And did he say he remembered me
when l was a glrlf" mo; he said he
Life.
| There Is n difference between n cold
and the grip. but you will not realize 1t
until you receive the doctors BILL
Truth.
He-Are you going to the opera?
She-No; L have such cold l can't
speak above whisper.-Yonkers
| Statesman.
| The same man does the kicking,
AS the seasons come and go;
| He grew profane at summer,
| And does the same towards snow.
~Washington Star.
She-Did Maude lose her heart when
you proposed to her? He-No, think
she must have lost her head; she said
no.-Buffalo Commercial.
At the Party.-He-DO you know, /
always feel like fool in a full-dress
suit. She-What pity you can't hide
your feelings little.-Truth.
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that the horse is rapidly passing. Nudge
l-Mebbe, but the SSes bet on don't
seem to pass anything very much.-In-
dianapolis Journal.
Ethel-Mamma. wish you'd go to
the other end of the store n minute.
don't want you to see that inkstand
that I'm going to buy you before Christ.
mas.-Harper's Bazaar.
We can stand the horseless carriage
Think it's just as fine as silk,
But we kick hard, harder, hardest.
When they mention cowless milk.
West Union Qowa) Gazette.
what! you refuse me Some, your
intimate friend. whom you once called
your second ego.' 'Ah, my dear boy,
know myself too well-you would
never return the money'ulLe Figaro.
Mr.. Goodheart-My income is 5000
year. Don't you think your daughter
could live on that? Mrs. Spendwell-
She probably could, with economy. but
how would you live?-New York Week
ly.
We stumble on the gifts we prize
All other things above,
For ever since the world began,
We've fallen into love.
! New York Recorder.
THE world owes me a living" he
said bitterly. ''Of course" replied the
other sarcastically. But don't seem
to get it," We'll, you never were much
good as collector. "-Chicago Evening
Post.
Mike" said Flooding Pete, ''if you
had twenty dollar bill, would you
blow it iny' Nope" said Meandering
Mike; Il couldn't blow it in. Havin'
twenty 'ud take me breath away
Washington Star.
Lover-I know as well as anybody
that she has no beauty or money or ac-
tomplishments or anything, but l love
her and Friend-And in any case
she will still he your better half.-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
Herzog-Janns says he is going to
become detective. Perksby-Oh, he's
too slight for detective. He is very
thin. you know. Herzog-Yes, but he
says he will make good shadow
Brooklyn Eagle.
Mrs. Highart (dreamily)-I wish to
select painting for the-the northwest
corner of my paIlor. Dealer (briskly)-
Yes. madame. James, show the lady
, Benars last marine, ''The Nor'wester.'
!, New York Weekly.
"Shall / sing Ben Bolt?" she asked
, him.
, 1t happened his name was Ben.
He never stopped to answer,
But bolted there and then.
: San Francisco Examiner.
; The doctor-Queer saying that, abou,
truth lying at the bottom Of well
The lawyer-You wouldn't think so II
you knew the amount of pumping VIC
lawyers sometimes have to do to get
Mt it.-Boston Traveller ~t~-'+e h'
.. The chaperon-The idea of your nj
.. lowing Mr.. Tucson to kiss you! Such
: proceedings are disgraceful, and goinl
on under my very nose. too! The daugh
ter-But l thought they went under
mine.-New York Ledger.
, Poor fellow" she said sympathetic
, ally. whats the matterT he asked
''rhe poor man was disappointed IL
, love-" she replied. ''Of course" he re
. turned. 1T never does come up to ex
pectations. Chicago Evening Post.
I saw you in my dream last night, oil,
friend;
knew l slept and.iikewise dreamed, 70
: when tHNt tn
We met you coldly passed me by an,
wide
Awake you would have boned me for
ten!
3 Millionaire-Well, my dear Baron
you seem to have an important com
munication to make. Baron--C ouncilo
F., am happy to tell you the gla,
news that it Is my intention to appoin
q you-my Observation-Disclosures Yves
, pen.
John" said the wife of the states
9 man, who is not in Washington today
y cts all the fault Of the newspapers
I "Whyy' "Ef they Ind done haifi n
r much talking about, yollgl, speeches a
they did about your whiskefs, the coun
q try would have thought 1t couldn't &c
along without you" Washington Star
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