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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
HE HAD ENOUGH.

Truth.
Mr.. Hustle (of Chlcago)-You are going
TO be married. hear.
Mr.. Moveslow-Yes.
Mr.. Hustle-well, why don't you hurry
up about it2
Mr.. Moveslow-I haven't enough money
TO get married on.
Mr.. Hustle-How much have you got?
Mr.. Moveslow-only a hundred dollars
Mr.. Hustle-only a hundred dollarsY
Why. I've known men out West TO get
married a dozen times on that amount
Truth
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----------------------
The u. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior to ali Others.
AN uNsEIFIsH ENTERPRISE.

Washington Star,
Look here" said the benevolent-look-
ing man. "You have asked me for work
every time passed this corner for the
last three weeks"
Have ~" was the surprised inquiry
Eyes, you have, and l have given you
money once or twice. Now, what would
you do IL l offered you work."
what would l do? I'D take your
name an address an den ef found any
body dat wanted work I'd SEN i'm 'roun'
ter yer. I'm er philanthropist an run
er free employment agency, see? don't
get a cent fur me time-only jes' what
comes in accidental-like, from folks like
you"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

]. W. Pierce, Republic. Iowa. says II
have used One Minute Cough Cure In
my family and for myself. with results
40 entirely satisfactory that can hardly
find words TO express myself as 20 its
merits. ] will never fail TO recommend
Il 10 others, on every occasion that
presents itself" Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
A GOOD WORD.

Mr.. j. ]. Keil, Sharpsburg. Pa:
Dear Sir; am glad to say good
word for Krause's Headache Capsules.
After suffering for over three years with
acute neuralgia and its consequent in
somnia (which seemed to battle the ef-
forts of some of our best physicians)
you suggested this remedy which gave
me almost instant relief, Words fail
to express the praise should like to be-
stow on Krause's Headache Capsules.
Gratefully yours,
MRS. Z. r. HOLMES,
Montrose, Pa.
For sale by chas. Rogers, Astoria, Or,
sole agent,
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rOn nrrEs rnrr-

HOsbdi3' gn2otte
paebam -The audience al ns Chespgile
theater was so big last night mat they
had 10 put the orchestra under 'ty stage.
Aaslam-I don't blame them I uOn-
oar they don't put II .hHi Whm the
audience In small. too.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

All the patent medicines advertised in
this paper, together with the choicest
perfumery, and toilet articles etc, can
be bought at the lowest prices at ]. w.
Conn's drug store, opposite Occidental
Hotel Astoria.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoFia.
ONE EXCEPTION

Il did want 10 keep something 70 re-
member him by. 20 ! returned all his
presents but one Was that right7'
Certainly. my dear. What did you
keep"
The ring"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Give me a liver regulator and I can
regulate the world" said a genius. The
druggist handel him bottle OF De Wits
Little Early Risers. the famous little
pills. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Quick in effect. heals and leaves no
scar. Burning. scaly skin eruptions
quickly cured by De Wits Witch Hazel
SHive. Applied 10 burns scalds and old
sores, II is magical In effect. Always
cures plies. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Mrs. l. r. Patton. Rockford. H..
writes: From personal experience / can
recommend Dewltts sarsapariiia. cure
for impure blood and general debility" I"
Chas. Rogers. Druggist
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Ceremonies are different In every coun-
try, but true politeness is everywhere the
same-Goldsmith.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Contains no Ammonia or Aium.

Extended empire. like expanded gold
exchanges solid strength for feeble splen.
dor.-Johnson.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
AN IMPoRrANT PoINr.

Life.
Now. Freddie, the moment you're
naughty Louise will put you to bed"
Say, ma, which OF us r. to decide n
I'm naughty"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

SHILoH'S CURE is sold on a guaran-
tee. IT cures incipient consumption. 1t
is the best Cough Cure. Only one cent a
dose Is cents, 80 cents, and sl.e0, For sale
by J. w. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Though plunged in ills and exercised in
care, yet never let the noble mind de-
spair.-Phillips.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Heroism. the divine relation which IN
all times unites a great man 70 other
men.--Carlyie.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

A high liver with torpid liver VIII not
be a long liver. Correct the liver with
De Wits Little Early Risers. little pills
that cure dyspepsia and constipation.
Chas. Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

No eyil propensity OF the human heart
is so powerful that II may not be sub
dued by iscipline.-Seneca.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
SHIPPING
Marine Matters, Here, There ard
Everywhere.
NOTICE TO MARINERS.
Willamette River. Channel 10 Portland,
OFeffon

WHIamoIto HIVor. GhanheI 10 F0FIIAHu'
oregon.
Notice IL hereby given that the swan
Island Bar single pile post light beacon
upper and Postoiiice Bar single pile post
light beacon 0ower). both OF which were
recently carried away. have BEEN replaced
In :helr old positions in the willamette
river.
ny order OF the lighthouse board.
o. w. FARENHOLT.
Commander u. y. Navy.
Inspector 18th l.. II. District.
once OF u. 3. Lighthouse Inspector.
Portland. Or, February II. 1896.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

The human heart is like heaven: the
more angels the more room.-Fredriks
Bremen.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

II not only Is so. but It must he so.
One Minute Cough Cure acts quickly. and
that's what makes It So Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Solitude is as needful TO the imagina-
ton as society is wholesome for the
character.-Lowell.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16
MENU FOR MONDAY.


BE not made a beggar by banqueting
upon borrowing when thou hast nothing
in they w-Ecclesiasticus.
Breakfast
wheatena. Cream.
Poached Eggs, with Spanish Sauce.
Savory Mince OF Beef
Homlny FritterS.
Coffee.
Luncheon.
Salt Mackerel. Cream Gravy
Beers Tongue. with Rice Milanaise.
Compete OF Peaches.
Dinner
Oysters.
Puree OF Lentlls.
Broiled Herrings. Cream Sauce.
Roast Turkey. Chestnut Dressing.
Mutton. Heated In Curry Sauce.
Caulinower. with Melted Butter
Celery Mayonnaise.
Baroness Pudding. Wine Sauce.
Coffee
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

The greatest glory Of a free-born peo-
pie is to transmit that freedom to the!i
children.-Havard.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

Exhaustive analysis fails to reveal any
adulterhtion In DR.. Prices Baking Pow.
der
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

KARLS CLOVER ROOT will purify
your blood, clear your complexion. regu-
late your Bowels, and make your head
clear as bell. 25 cts, 50 cts. and S,e0
Sold by ]. w. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1896-02-16

In San Francisco from China and japan
in few days. was to be put on Hunters
point drydock this trip to undergo ex-
tensive repairs and overhauling. The
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23

convention to be held here today; Rev.
A. W. Kingsley, Clinton T. Sherman,
Mrs. 8. w. Church, Frankie. Thurston,
Mrs. III. W. Church, Mrs. Nathaniel Glad
ding, Miss Jean Innis.
The annual clambake OF the b. b. Club,
which has been usually held at Pierce's
grove earlier in the month, was given at
the Orleans factory grounds in Rehoboth
today.
A session of the Probate Court was held
yesterday forenoon. Judge Hezekiah
W. Church presided. The petition of
Eliza beth A. Connery, widow of John
Connery, to have her dover released, was
allowed. The petition for the appoint
ment OF Eleanor X. Luther as custodian
of the property of Hezekiah J. Pitman,
deceased, wac granted.
Ground has been broken at the Trinity
Church for the erection OF a new parish
house. Mr.. Logan has the contract.
Babbitt Post, No. 15, g. A. r., held its
annual clam mbake today at Church's grove
at Pappoosesquaw.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23

No. %, q. A. r., last evening, much
routine business was transacted and So
cial hour enjoved.
Reliance Lodge, No. "a. I. o. o. f.,
held its regular meeting last evening and
performed considerable business. This
lodge has In preparation the "living
whist" and 50 children are being trained
to present the same, which will be done
In a short time In the Town Hall
Yesterday afternoon the w. Z. T. u.
held a meeting at the residence Of Mrs.
Nathan Streeter, Mauran avenue. A res
olution was passed thanking Mrs. Ellen
Munroe for the beautiful drinking foun-
tain erected by her at Watchemoket
square, apd the society also voted to pay
for the ice used in the fountain.
Monday evening a complimentary re-
ception and entertainment was given
Manager Rosch and the Watchemoket
Baseball Club by Mr.. and Mrs. John
Connell at their residence on Purchase
street. Games were played and there
were vocal and instrumental selections by
MIR. and Mrs. O'ConnelI ana Misses Lar
ney, Trainor and Barney, also recitations
by Mr.. Stevens and Mr. Harrington. Re-
frehments were served later in the even
ing. The Watchemokets have played II
games this season and have lost but two.
Next Saturday they are to play the Riv-
ersites on the Orphsnage grounds.
Tomorrow there will be an all-oay boli-
ness meeting at Gospel Hall, Leslie block.
Rev. George w. Anderson OF Providence
will be present and preach.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
BRISTOL.
Town Council Meets and Canvasses Voting
List for the Town Meeting.

At its meeting yesterday the Town
Council canvassed the taxpayers list for
the special town meeting on Saturday
next.
Mr.. George III. Peck appeared relative
to cohcreting the sidewalk at the corner
of High and Franklin streets. The matter
was referred to the next meeting for final
consideration.
The committee OF the naval reserve
torpedo company have selected the fol-
lowing mem bers as a rifle team to shoot
for the Boylsn trophy at the State range
on Tuesday, Sept. %: Lieutenant Will
lam Fred Williams, Gunner's Mate Burt
X. Dun bar, Musician James Nj. Nilburn,
Jr., GYnner's Mate Edward p. Gladding.
seaman Thomas Ashton, substitutes,
bostswain's mate Asa Hathaway, sea-
man John X. Dunbar.
The steam yacht Chinook owned by
DR.. Dame, was hauled out yesterday
afternoon at Saunders q Vests railway
TO be laid up for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aimee Blais, who were
united In marriage at 81. Marys' Catholic
Inurcn were Efehtly bufPTlseu Asl .eyeu-
ing when large number Of their friends
made them a visit at the home OF the
brides parents on Thames street. A
very pleasant time was enjoyed and when
about retiring the happy couple were
presented with purse containing a snug
sum OF money made up by their friends.
They left for a two weeks tour to
Quebec, Canada, where their honeymoon
will be spent.
At the meeting OF Mount Hope. Chapter
OF the Epworth League last evening the
following we're elected delegates to tbs
seventh annual convention of the first
general district OF the Epworth League, to
be held at Providence: Rev. A. w.
kingsley, Mrs. Emma Carey, Mrs. Anna
Church, Mrs. q. W. Simmons, Miss Hat
tie Peck ham, Mrs II. W. Church, Mrs.
Lawrence Potter, MRS. VIM. n. Maxneld,
Mrs. Abby Paine, Frank q. Thurston.
The following delegates will attend the
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
A WRECK AvERTED.
Narrow Escape From a Smashup Near
Arlington Last Night.

The passenger train due in Cranston at
7:25 p. m. had narrow escape from be-
ing wrecked at Arlington last night. A
freight train that should have been side
tracked at Crsnston to allow the psssen-
ger train clear track stopped the pas
senger train at Arlington.
The freight squeezed itself on a siding
near the Nsrragansett Brewery and then
signalled the accommodation train that
the track was clear. The delayed train
was soon un1er headwsy and when the
engine had nearly reached the junction
OF the siding and the main track a cho-
rus went up from the crew Of the freight
to stop. The engineer reversed the en-
gine and stopped in time to allow a de-
tached freight car to run from the side
track on TO the main track. The spring
switch prevented the dersilment Of the
car.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
SWITCH MISPLACED.
Train Crashed Through Round
House at Plainville.
Locomotive Buried Several Feet in
Sand--No One Injured.

ATTLEBoRo, Mass, Sept. 23.-Train
No 732 on the Consolidated road, from
Aytleboro to Boston, while passing
through Plainvile this morning, owing
to a misplaced switch, went on to side
track and into the round house ana
through q trick walt on the other side,
the locomotive being buried several feet
IN the sand. No serious damage was
done the passengers in the two coaches,
but they were considerably shaken up.
The locomotive was somewhat damaged
and engineer &. ii. Bullock and the fire.
man had a narrow escape.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23

A long season Of hot weather has used
up the strength and pulled down tho
flesh of many people. Their stomachs
have become week and fiaccid.
This is noticed especially in the case Of
children whose digestions seem TO be par
alyzed by the first cold wave. But it is
also true of grown people, who are sur
prised that the cool days of approaching
fall make them feel worse, instead of
better. They have increased appetites
perhaps, but their enervated digestive
organs are unable TO properly assimilate
their food.
The time Ia coming for cold nights and
mornings and warm moons. The clothing
that is needed for the proper protection
of the vital organs in the early morning
becomes burdensome In the middle of the
day. 1t is the season of drafts and sud-
den changes, which find the system but
poorly prepared to stand such strains.
Many deaths will result In this season,
but NIC tibtl thCSl Will Dc III llC BtncTdi
loss of public health until the people in
the community have been enabled TO ad-
just themselves TO the new climatic con-
ditions.
All doctors agree that great care Is
needed both in food and clothing. Un-
necessary exposure should be avoided, and
especially should the stomach be given
every possible assistance in its important
functions. II the stomach is toned up
and invigorated, if the liver and Kidneys
are kept in good working order, the
whole machinery of life is given strength
and renewed energy. The stomach is the
power producer of the human body, and
90 per cent. of all sickness comes from its
failure to do its proper work.
Physicians, chemists and practical
druggists who have administered and in
vestigated Puritana, the prize-formula of
DIR. Dixi Crosby of Dartmouth College,
have publicly and privately stated that it
Is the one safe and effective stomach rem
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
A BOSTON LAWYER.
What Mr.. John p. wyman Says O
Puritana.

What Mr.. John p. Wyman Says OF
Puritana.
The duties of his law practice make
Mr.. John p. wyman an exceedingly busy
man, and yet, when asked by an ac-
qualntance what he knew about PuritaLa,
he took time briefly to recount his ex-'
perience. Mr.. Wyman writes:
81 have long been subject to severe
headaches and to other symptoms which
seemed to indicate nervous affection Of
the stomach. Some weeks ago it occurred
TO me that there might be virtue In
Puritana, which l was informed was the
formula of Prof. Dixi Crosby of Darth-
mouth College. AS 1t gave evidence Of
being thoroughly good preparation, and
as there was a chance that it might bring
/ me the relief which earnestly desired,
tried it to the extent of several bottles
"I am not enough of medical man
technically TO diagnose my own case, OF
absolutely TO measure the benefit derived
from the use of Puritana, but / know, as
fact, that after had been using Pr4i-
tana, had a better appetite, better
nights sleep, and, practically, freedom
from headaches, which had previously
caused me much suffering.
"The result is that feel sure the credit
can fairly be given to Puritana, and,
while am not licensed TO prescribe any
medicine, am willing, on the basis of my
own experience, to express the opinion
that Puritana is an important remedy for
troubles of the stomach and nerves"
(Signed) JOHN p. wYMAN.
Boston, Mass, 80 Court Street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
CRANSTON.
An Italian Cutting Affray Occupies At
teniion OF the Court.

An Italian Cutting Affray Occupies At
teniion OF the Court.
L hornton bloods occupied the atten-
ton of the court at Gran ston this morn
ing. An Italian named Munda brought
suit against one Demaca for assault and
bait sry with intent to kill. Mupds swore
that while in friendly game OF cards In
one of the dives OF Thornton Demaca COM
menced 70 fight with him, and that De-
maca pulled a knife and cut him in the
neck.
Demaca and several witnesses swore
that when Munda was stabbed the defend
ant was being pinned to the floor by two
friends OF Munda.
The broken English and the confused
testimony kept the case pending. The
testimony seemeo to snow that Munda
and his friends were anxious TO get
Demaca into trouble. Several witnesses
testified that the long cash on Munds's
heck was out by an Italian named
Angelo. The judge decided tnat Demaoa
Is probably guilty and he was put under
$1,000 bail to appear IN court.
Officer Benjamin Allen OF Pswtuxet ap-
peared against william Smith for revel-
ing. Smith was fined 90 and costs.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
A UNANIMOUS VOTE.
Fred Carleton Of Ausiih Elected Grand
Sire of Sovereign Grand Lodge.

DALLAS. Tex. Sept. o. The work trans
acted at yesterdays session OF the Sow
ereign Grand Lodge. l. O. o. +. bids
fair to be OF moro interest to the gen.
ersl public than any other during the
week, IL btiug national election day and
the friends OF the candidates put In the
earlier part OF the day bustling for the
interests Of their respective men. In the
contest for the grand secreiaryship Of
the order Hon. Theodore Ross, present i'm
cum bent, was defeated 10y Hon. Frank
Grant Of Kentucky. The election of
officers for the ensuing two years was
taken up next. fred Carleton Of Austin,
tex, wss elected to the Office of grand
sire by the unanimous vote OF the con-
vention. For grand treasurer Hon. Rich
ard Muckle of Philsdelphis was chosen
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
EAST PROVIDENCE.
Haven Chapter Represented-To Talk on
Free Silver.

Free Silver.
The Epworth League convention
opened at Bristol this morning and the
Haven Chapter Of East Providence is rep
resented by Mrs. Charles {. Phillips, Mrs.
DIR. George +. Allison, Mrs. William W.
Munroe, Miss Lillian Oldham, Warren
4. Chace, Charles l.. Hazard.
Inc free silver campaign is to be opened
in this town on Monday evening at the
town hall, when Rev. +. L. Tower, pas
tor OF the Pearl Street Baptist Church,
Providence, and John Byrne Of this town,
will make addresses. I he free silver craze
has not developed to any great extent in
this town. On the contrary many promi-
nent Democrats have declared their in
tention OF voting for Mckinley and III o
osrt. here are many people residing here
who work at the jewelry and mschinist
business In the city who have heen out Of
work for long time and they are heart
lily sick of such management as has con-
trolled the country for tho last four years,
and will use their votes TO place the coun-
try back to its former condition OF pros
perity.
This morning both are companies OF
this town left on a special train for Bos-
ton to attend the muster. Both carried
full ranks and left full OF hope. The
Watchemokets wore their regular uni
forms OF red shirts and black pants and
the Narrsgansetts OF Riverside we're gor-
eeously arrsyed in red shirts, white duck
pants and white neckties.
. At the regular meeting Of Bucklin Post
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1896-09-23
WARREN.
Liquor Dealers Association Trans
acts Business.
Joshua Bowers Recovering-Interestl sting
Notes About Town.

Mr.. George W. Halght mas nearly COM
pleted a substantial and handsome resi-
dence on the lot north of his laundry
property on south Water street, and with
his family has moved into the upper
tenement. He Is identifying the
grounds, which extend to the water
front, and from the towers, which COM
msnd the river end bay, one OF the finest
views in this section is to he obtained.
William Murphy Of Darlington has
started to build a cottage residence on
the land he recently purchased on Sowan
set avenue.
brancn of the State League of Rhode
island, met at Goff's Hotel last evening.
Routine business was transacted and sew
eral new mem pers were voted IN.
The date for the opening of the evening
schools has not as yet been assigned by
the school committee
Should the Herreshoffs of Bristol secure
the contract to build the three or four
new government torpedo boats, and
upon good q uthority it is said they will,
the large iron castings and the bronze
work will be made here by the Warren
Foundry and Machine Company.
Felix Erochu, pupil OF the grammar
school. who fractured his collar bone by
falling from tree In the Liberty street
school yard, Is rapidly recovering from
his injuries.
Miss Fanny Nichols OF Nantucket, Is
visiting her sister, Mrs. w. j. Reynolds,
mother of Mrs. Chappell, wife Of agent Z.
p. Chsppelle of the Foundry and Ma
chine CsAepsny at that gentleman's resi-
dence on South Main street
: Two of our local physicians are arrang-
ing to join party that leave here next
Monday for a hunting tour in the State
OF Maine.
received painful injury TO his foot by
driving q ladder spike through 1t, while
engaged in adjusting some overhead ma.
chiney in the Cutler factory last week il
recovering nicely.
The young mems Mckinley and Ho-
bart Cadets made a street parade last
evening. accompanied with a snare and
bass drum.
Marion L. Burke, the Market street
grocer, has purchased a fine young iron
gray mare for driving purposes.
+. The train from Providence which
arrived here at a:50 p. m. yesterday,
struck three dogs that were playing on
the track near the Market street crossing.
Two OF them were killed. being terribly
mutilated. The other escaped death. but
was cut and bruised. Those killed be-
longed to James +. Wylie and Isaac Gar
con.
Superintendent Fred R.Simmons Of the
Cutler Manufacturing Company has re-
turned from three weeks bridal tour
which was spent in New York state.
The Swansea Brass Band Is to hold its
annual clam bake at Abrahams Rock
Grove tomorrow. A ball will be given
in the evening at the Town Hall The
band will give a concert in the heafrernoon.
Miss Mary j. Hanrahan, daughter OF
Lawrence and Bridget Hsnrahan died at
her home of consumption yesterday after
noon after a long illness. Funeral SER
vices will be held in st. Marys' Catholic
Church tomorrow morning at $3.50
o'clock.