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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

Blodds-Here's a rather clever little
book, "Don'ts for Club Men" Slobbs-
1t isn't the don'ts that worry me; it's
the dues.-Philadelphia Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

Some women are bound to be slaves;
as soon as they lose one master they
hunt up another one.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28
CAN'T HELP TELLING.

No village so small.
No city so large.
From the Atlantic to the Pacific.
names known for all that is truthful,
all that is reliable, are attached to the
most thankful letters.
They come to Lydia E. Pinkham, and
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

A herring weighing six or seven ounces is
provided with about 30. 900 eggs.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

, flISstopped free and permanentlycured. No
tits after first days use of DIR. KLINRs GREAT
NERVE REsroRER. Free 81 trial title and treat
Use. Send to DR.. Kline. Ql Arch St. Phila. Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

use Pisos Cure for Consumption both II
my family and practice.-Dr. q. w. PATTER
son, lnkster, Mich. Nov. ), 1885,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

The first church on the site of st. Paul's
London was built in 6lO
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

tell the one story of physical salvation
gained through the aid of her Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
The horrors born of displacement
or liberation of the womb:
Backache, bearing-down, dizziness,
fear of coming calamity, distrust of
best friends.
All, all-sorrows and sufferings of
the past. The famed Vegetable
Compound" bearing the illustrious
name, Pinkham, has brought them out
of the valley of suffering to that Of
happiness and usefulness.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrupfor Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces intamma-
tion, alays pain; cures wind collie. 25c IL bottle.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

In face of this record it is neither
honest nor polite in you to insult the
intelligence of Democrats whose suf-
TRACES you ask by attributing to Demo-
cratic legislation and administration
the ills of which your own party was
chief author.
1t was not the Wilson law, but the
Republican crimes under Harrison,
that laid the foundations for present
distress and created conditions which
threaten the country with policies of
dishonor. New York World.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28
But this is not all.

Dut Urls is not all.
Mr.. Harrison was elected by mi
norlty vote, even as compared with
that of his Democratic opponent alone.
The majority of the popular vote was
heavily against him. No sooner was
he seated than your party set about
securing his reelection and preserv-
ing its control of the Senate in spite
OF anything the majority of the voters
might decree.
There were five Territories that
could be depended upon to elect Re-
publican Senators and give their cleo
toral votes TO Republican candidate.
BY dividing Dakota Republican Con.
gress made of these five sparsely pop
ulated Territories six new Republican
States, with twelve Senators, eight
members of Congress and twenty elec.
toral votes.
Not one of these States had pop
ulation fairly emitting it to admis.
sion. Not one of them would have
been admitted except in aid OF the
Republican conspiracy to re-elect Mr..
Harrison and to intrench the Republl-
can party in control of the Senate in
spite of the country's will. Inciden-
tally this political crime was expected
to render impossible the repeal of any
legislation the Congress that com
mitted it might enact. 1t was designed
to enable your party to fasten per-
manently on the country that system
of bounties and favoritism and ex-
travagance which made possible and
profitable the very wrongs and rob-
berries against which the free silver
craze is largely a misguided protest.
Mr.. Harrison and the Congress
elected with him reduced the revenues,
squandered the surplus, increased the
expenditures, swelled the pension list
until it cost moIe than any of the
great European war establishments
and inaugurated a system of general
prohigacy which has alarmed and an,
gered the country.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28

Sword fish as food is infinitely superior t
salmon.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1896-09-28
Ue.r1 Dieease relieved in 40 prinutes.

DIR. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives perfect
relief in all cases of Organic or Sympathetic
Heart Disease in 80 minutes, and speedily ef-
fects a cure. 1t Is a peerless remedy for Pal
pitation, Shortness of Breath, SmotherinR
Spells, Pain in left Side and all symptoms OF
a Diseased Heart. One dose convinces. II
your druggist hasn't it in stock. ask him to
procure 1t for you 1t will save your life.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

.-,s'rh. pouAtlon Of nnNlana to-day n
riom uucnyinbic." said a Chicago min-
lister In recent sermon. while pos
,ng ON one hand as the most civilized
nation In the world, on the other she
offers her eternal friendship to the most
barbaroua ruler In the modern world.
Proicssing TO be the friend OF the por-
secuted and the champion Of freedom.
rhc looks on the preparation OF unut-
tcrablc crimes against humanity and
allows months and years to pass With
out any decided Interference. Ireland
aud Armenia are the everlasting dis
grace of Great Britain. England Is to-
day the bulwark OF Ottoman misrulo In
Aria Minor. For half u century she
has allowed the determination OF the
Armcnians at the hands OF the Turk for
commercial purposes, aa well rs Tor POI
litlcal ioalouslcs While sending mis-
slonaricH TO convert the Mohnmmcdans
OF India. England sends soldiers to sup
port Islam In Turkey aud Armenia. Il
10 no longer the sword OF the Arabian
prophet that was broken by Charles
Martel II II the sword Of England that
propagatca and maintains the koran In
Asia Since 1861 the Armenlans. with
ouisiretchcd arms mangled and bleed
ms under the sullan'a hoo;s, have
prayed 10 Great Britain for help. hut
England. like the sultan. has only prom
lscd help reform. without keeping the
promise. WIN 1896 close with the sui
tau still ON HIS throne. England hold-
INK M his hand dripping with the blood
OF a nations lay the responsibility
for the ntrocioua murders and wholesale
massnorcs In Armenia at the door OF the
tory government Of England. Every
drop OF blood spilled In Armenia. every
child bayoneted. every maiden ravishod
by brutCs. brands her maIcsty's present
government with a disgrace which. In
the words OF Gladstone. viii be- indoi-
ible."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

nell. sho served under Gen. Burn
side for three years. and was color
bearer at Bull Run. but she 10 rs
sprightly aud CHEEKY ns a woman Of 30
She Joined n company known as the ear
blncorr. and was made its color nearer.
The colonel Of her regiment " author-
ity FOR the statement that she became
skillful shot and that no soldier In the
regiment cqualcd her at a slashing sh-
hcf stroke She marched beside her hus-
band In the ranks. asking no fayofH OF
consideration on account Of hes sex ana
always wearing the accoutrcmonis OF
soldier Here is a description Of her
written by y. 70 Jennings. the man who
proposed her Tor membership In the
Grand Army: Mrs. Browncll was tai,
rather dark and quite slender. showing
her Scotch ancestry In her face Hot
hair. which was straight. hung ilowing
TO o. little below her shoulders. and was
tied plainly back with a blue ribbon
Her uniform was q blue flannel blouse
and rather full skirt. falling almost TO
her ankles. She always wore her belt
and Haher and on the march wore boots.
when the First Rhode Island stood be-
fore Richmond on that awful July day
Kady was there with her colors. She
was located on slight commence. ano
the Dag aho % icalously guarded formed
definite rallying point for the men ~
the akirmiah dccpencd into a general
engagement Shells screamed through
the air like bowling hcnds. but kady
stood by her colors" After the war
Mrs. Browncll and her husband re-
turned 10 Rhode Island. lie went into
politics aud finally Grlitod to this ciiN'
where be was In the employ Of the Dc
pnrtmcnt Of public works. \ year ago'
he saya. be went out OF Office to make
room for a Tammany man. Mrs. brow
nclra application Tor tho position WaH
supported by letter from Gen. Burn
side. written In 1868. In which he said 2
Mira Brownoll was with my command
during the campaign In North Carolina,
aud by her service on the battlefield Of
Newborn and In the hospital located
there saved many officers and foldicrR
from death"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

\ circular on the prospects OF emil
grafton 10 the British colonies from
the British Emlgrants' Information or
fee states there Is mo opening for To-
Dor In Victoria or South Australia, and
that In New South wales only expert
enced miners and agrloullurlsts with
capital have any chance" In Queens
land the labor outlook Is improving
In western Australia says the clrcu-
lar. there Is a good demand for miners
at the coolgardio goldhelds; but the
cost OF living Is high, water Is very
scarce In summer and the heat very
great. 80 that no one Is advised TO SO
there unless he II strong and has some
money" The British program OF pub
llc works gives promise OF increased
employment for men In the building
trades. In Natal there Is demand for
brickiayers. carpenters and black
smiths. but the Office warns omlgrants
that there IN danger OF the labor mar
ket In the Transyaal becoming over
stocked"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

A professor was waiting for a train
at railway station and, having moth
ing better with which TO take mp his
mind. began chailing the half-wittod
fellow who did odd Jobs about the place.
Il say, Jamy,' said the professor In a
tone intended TO reach the ears OF the
bystandera, were you ever at college -
mo. sir" answered Jamy, but I've
been at school
Indeed said the witty professor.
And who had the honor to be your
Cchoolmaster?'
MASTER Black"
why" said the wit. he was my
schoolmaster, toO!'
DO tell me! exclaimed Jan.-. "Maa,
who'd "a thought old Black could have
turned out two like Scottish
Nights.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

be or not much worse he may allow
them ana not otherwise"
Before firearms drove out all other
weapons u was an object 10 eQuallzo tho
strength OF the company. "the shot tas
The mnsketeors came to be called sup
plementlng the pixies. All the combln-
atlons Of men for drilling which are
given by various author Illustrate
this. thus for the defense from horse
mon place the ranks Of pixies every
way. your shot next unto them your
hills Tor halbordsl and ensign In the
midst. the pixies ends couched down
tho better 10 resist the enemy"
All kinds Of lodges are taught thus.
N ln eight Of the enemy. which o.
superior IN numbers. the front rank a
pikcr hall spread out 70 as 10 admit
the men Of the second rank IN the open
spaces but n the enemy manifest
real intention Of attacking. and thore
be no place Of refuge near. the second
rank shall return to their places and
an shall sorrlo close together The shot
ahull be- placed In the voward and rear
Wsrl. 20 tina, they may aklrmish and
retire u.s. occasion soryeth."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13
on Mnlt,r, I.nrr.


''The pathwalc OF Martial Discipline
assn. by Thomas Styward. Is full ~
plates and ahounds In quaint remarks.
says the Gentloman's Magazine Giving
the duties OF provost marshal we
find: "llc shall. according 10 the lawcs.
punish an Offenders. without regard or
respect OF persons. and In the markoI-
place shall set up a pair OF gallows.
both for the terror OF tho wicked aud
for the execution upon them that offend
the llwcs That he shall set upon all
yictuals brought TO market a reasonable
price. that the seller and the buyer may
reasonably live by IT,"
In the Office OF coroncl Tor colonel. tho
tNo terms seem to have been introduced
at the samo time but the latter became
the fayoritel, after mentioning his
appointing OF as many captains as Is
nocdful, giving 800 men TO a company.
(which 10 convenient number" for
n the men are divided into smaller
companies too much money would be
spent on The officers. With regard TO
the lieutenant. he % 10 be "of great cN-
porIencea qualities and behaviour"
"rhe coronol ohall also examine ,h'
selections that the captains have made
OF an the officers throughout their CONE
panlcs and u they be such as ought 10
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13
wARron AND Prince FEED.
Wa. Not a. Great Poet a. tho Couri
Jester.

Jester.
Warton, Of course. is not man to be
dcsplsed. says Temple Bar. but his lau-
reateship is only an amusing opi-ode at
tho end OF his career His real work
was historical and critical. and had
nothing to do with the annual turning
out Of mechanical odcs. But there Is
some entertainment about Laureate
Warrior. TO begin with. warton had
been doing tn jobs Of the Office long
before he actually possessed It. When
George lis foolish son. the prince Of
Wales. died In 1851. Warrior broke out
into metrical cant about nations
tears, the fact being that the nation did
not shed. or affect 10 shed. the most per-
functory tear on this particular &C.
caslon. There was q rhymster who
knew far better what the natinu
thought.
Hero lies Prince Fred.
Who was alive and 60 dead;
Had Il been his father.
| had much rather;
Had II been his brother,
Sooner than any other;
Had II been his sister.
There's no one would have missed her
Had II been the whole generation,
Best Of all for the nation.
But since It's only Fred.
There's no more to be said.
The writer Of these lines never be-
came poet laureate
Warrior. however. did. and he Is ready
to AFFORD us another few minutes dl-
version. The "Rolllad' Is not much re-
memborod now and n hardly has much
claim on remembrance. But more than
100 years ago. when Whitehead died, Il
gained for itself very fair share Of
popularity. Its authors produced a
series OF mock odcs. supposed to be
written by possible candidates for the
laureotcship. They thus prcfaced their
work:
I'm order to administer strict and TIM
partial justice to the numerous candi-
dates for the vacant poet laureateship
many OF whom are Of illustrlous birth
and high character. notice IL hereby
given that the same form Will be at
tended to IN receiving the names Of the
said candidates. which IL invariably
observed In registering the court dane
ers. Each candidate IL cX-
pected to deliver probationary
birthday ode. with his name. and also
personally to appear on a future day to
rocito the same before such literary
judges as the lord chamberlain. In his
wisdom, may appoint"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13
PROOF AGAINST BULLETS.
several Voiloys Could Not KIN Prisoner
Condemned to Death

condemned To Deuth
Mexico dispatch TO the San Francis
co Examiner; The remarkable case
OF patient In the san Pablo
hospital Is attracting attention all
over the world. The man was
condemned to death some weeks
ago In tho state OF GuannJuato for steal
Ing n large can OF kerosene oil. why
so severe a penalty was imposed for 40
triiling an ofonse Is not stated, when
the day OF execution arrived he was
led out Into the suburbs and placed be-
fore brick wall. a squad OF state
troops was stationed few PAGES on.
At the word "Flrcw they poured a vol
Icy into the poor unfortunate. Then
two soldiers advanced until they were
standing just over his PROSTATE figure.
and In this position with their royolv-
ors they tried TO FIRE more bullets into
the mans brain. The soldiers returned
TO the garrison, leaving the body to be
called for by the prison wagon. When
they were well out OF sight the man
who had been shot struggled to his feet.
and. gaining strength from fear. fled.
lie turned MS face toward this city
and tramped on and on through his long
journey I'll he reached the capital. Here
he was admitted to the san Pablo hos
pital. where he finally told his story.
The narrative was corroborated by
three rifle bullets In his body and By
pistol bullet In the skull. II was fur
ther substnntlated by claim made by
the authorities OF Guanajuato to have
their ex-prisonor restored to them, that
they might make another effort TO vim
dlcate the dignity OF the law. The prIs-
oner himself pleads TO be kept In the
capital. He contends that his health
has been 80 impaired OF late that his
constitution would not support another
execution. lie urges. moreover. that
though he may be getting well again ln
Mexico city, az far as GuanaIuato IL
concerned he IL TO all intents and pur-
poses dead. The public appears to con
eur with the strange patient In hi.
Views.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Sir Robert Peel, brother Of the late
speaker OF the British house OF com.
mons, was noted for his sharp tongue. "
on one occasion an Irish member,
heated In debate, ahoutcd out that
~ he could pass the charter he
wouldn't care n Satan were klngw Sir
Robert bowed courteously and mildly
expressed his belief that when tho
honorable member should be under the
sovereign Of his choice he would enjoy
,ho ull confidence o. the crowa"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Chicago and New York capitalists
have organized a company with $1,000
900 capital for the purpose OF develop
Ing on very extensive scale large gold
mining properties. covering several
thousand acres In buckingham county.
Va. Investigations OF experts. Il IL
claimed. show that the average OF these
ores gives even a better percentage
OF gold than either the South African
or the Cripple Creek districts.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

An orchestra leader licked the mar.
quls OF ouccnaborry'a son the other day
and the crownlng humiliation Is that he
didn't do II according TO the rules 10
carefully devised by the young mans
father.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

4 rgher extraordinary tramp llmpel
into elective headquarters In the clty
hall, Chicago, last week. laid hls khan
sack o. the floor and applied for aid
He sal HIS name was Paul Protz and
that 1 had walked almost the entire
dlatanc from san Francisco. ana had
been ttcon weeks on the road. Hc
had hcn a seaman on German man
OF wm he was exhausted from hun
ger arl long exposure, He was taken
90 thecounty hospital.
a alglo firm OF taXldcrmlsts az Ban.
ror "A has received forty one carbon
beadlihls season.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Bunalo claims TO have Nlagarae
watcr-powcr exactly where II wants It
now, and invites unlimited lmmigra-
ton on the strength OF lie new busl-
ness boom. nuffalo surely would not
deceive the people aud obtain their
money on falls pretonsoa.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Now that Gen. Harrlson'a cngage-
mcnt has been Endorsed BY the membcra
OF the womcn'a clubs In 81. Louis the
general can 30 on hla way rejoicing
needless OF such little things aa prosl-
Dental nominations
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13


TN Russian army was strong m reg
ular infantry, but weak In well-dls-
clplln'd cavalry, although the latter L.
feet vas largely supplied by the Co.'S
sacks a peculiar body OF riders from
the N1lga and the Don, who paid ,no
rcnul OF their lands to the croaa b,
four vars military service ut their own
charss Then, as now. they fought
with larbarlo foroclty; they attacked
In opn formation, each man for him.
self, AID gave no quarter until the ear
onorot duoat for every live French.
man. they were known to ride hun
drcl allies In twenty-four hours. and
their ierylces In pursuing an enemy
were Invaluable, Life OF Napoleon
by PIT w. M. sloane, In the Century.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

a Jowish rabbi lecturlng from the
pulpit OF a Methodist church IL very
pleading spectacle. II Moses ana John
wealoy were living to-day there is no
reason for the belief that they would
not be friends.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Again comes the cheering announce
ment that the Keoly motor IL practic-
ally complete. All II needs now IL a
little more patience aud several more
dollafH.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

II war. pcatllencc. famine or some
thing OF the kind doesn't como along
TO check the growth Of the magnetic
healer he gives prom g OF oyerrunnlnE
the country.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

ARIoN CRAW-
ford writes an ar
ticle for the Cen
fury entitled "a
Ka1eId oscopc OF
Rome" for which
Andre Castaigne
furnishes a number
Of striking illustra-
tons It's the first
Of three papers on
Rome. st. Peters.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

when man starts In to drown his
troubles he generally acts as II no
thought they we're located In his atom-
ach.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

The English people are not as yet ac-
Quainted with the American nation:
and what little they know Is mostly
things that aren't 10.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Richmond. Ind. II boastIng because
Il has couple that have been married
over seyonty-hye years. That IL moth
ing at all. Chicago has people who have
been married half dozen times In half
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

a Buffalo woman snapped a loaded
pistol at her husband for a joke" Yet
Il Ia asserted that women have no sense
OF humor.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Asa matter Of courtesy to the protest
Ing nations Turkey has stopped killing
Armenlana and 10 now only starving
them 10 death.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

The difference between obatlnacy and
hrmncss Ia In the difference OF View
ing Il from the outside or tho inside.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

In the matter OF poets laureate the
century began with Pyo and seems
fatoi 10 end with a puddlnghend.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

The Ohio State Journal proposes to
turn Mary Elizabeth Lease loose In
Turkey" She would shake the Sultan
up.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

II Is not enough for an actor to act
well on the stage. lie must also re-
fraln from acting badly OF OF a.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

ROM the Now York
World The only
woman regularly
enlisted In the civil
war became on cin
ployo Of the city OF
New York last
week as attendant
Of one OF the cot
tngca 20 Central
park Her name Do
sirs Kady Brow
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13
A DAY-DREAM IN ROME
VISIONS COME TO THE TOURIST
IN THE SACRED CITY.

Marion Crawford Write, Of the Tascins-
tion 81 the Place. aud Of the Mem
ories That II Awskcns In the ina-
prsssinnabis Mind.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

Having married American girls, half
the dukes ana lords Of England would
naturally be on our side In ease OF war
with that country, Otherwise their
American faihers-in-law would he like.
~ 10 cut on their cash supplles.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13

with al this advertising, Paul
Kruger would draw well on tho stage
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1896-03-13
VETERANS CORNER.
SOME SHORT STORIES or IN
TEREsT TO OLD SOLDIERS.

afrt Ksdy BrownciI. the only HeEu'
larry Enlisted Woman During the tivii
War. Sow 10 the Employ ~ the city
Of New iork saved Many Ii,e.