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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03
WIT OF THE HOUR.

why doyou laugh at his stale jokes p
III l did not laugh he would think ]
did not understand the jokes, and would
try to explain them."--Truth.
Does young White know much
about politics?" Eyes, think he doos
He has had several chances to run for
Office and didn't do it."-Washingtsu
Star.
Then why did you marry his grace %
She sighed YEARLY. 20, why" she re-
Joined, docs a woman buy anything
she doesn't want? / don't know
Detroit Free Press.
"Was it whisky that brought you
here?" asked the prison visitor. 81
think, lady, from the way the copper
smelled," answered Dismal Dawson.
that it was gin."-Indianapolis Jour
nal
"Why do you rob?" "For my chill
dren," faltered the culprit. They did
not understand him then. They did
not understand him until 450 years
later, when his descendants were going
In the best society on the strength of
MS police record.-Detroit Tribune.
1T seems to me-" said the world
weary man, as he laid down the comic
journal, that the summer girl is over
done 81 suppose she is by this time,"
replied his companion in ennui; "she
looked half cooked when last saw her
On a bicycle. Washington Star.
She-"You may say what you will, I
think you will find that women are less
wicked than men. expect that Heaven
viii be inhabited principally by
women" He-"very likely. The men,
OF course, will generally be found in the
smoking-room below."-Boston Trans
cript.
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Though. of the Wrong Machine.

Inability to recall names causes EN-.
barrassment sometimes. There is a
Boston society woman who cannot re-
memeber names, neither can her daugh-
ter. One day, according to the re-
later of the story, they met a Mrs
Howe, and afterwards said to eacn
other: "Now, we shall be continually
seeing her. SO do let us try to recall her
name" II know what we can do re-
marked the daughter. ''Howe invented
the sewing machine, didn't he? Well.
just think of machines and we'll be sure
to get her name" The two ladies went
to five O'Clock few days afterward.
and Mrs. Howe was there. Up saileo
the mother with her sweetest smile AMI
exclaimed: MY dear Mrs. Singer. how
delighted l am to see you again." Soon
afterward the daughter appeared and
with equal charm of manner exclaimed.
MY dear Mrs. Wilcox, how are YOU y
Boston Home Journal
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HERE AND THERE.

The best way to avoid the nuisance
of flies while milking is to have the
cows in darkened stable or house.
Cultivation is to n considera BILE
extent the equivalent of manure. II
introduces air into the soil, and thus
makes what fertility it has available.
The forestry division of the aeri.
cultural department has decided that
bleeding the pine tree for pitch or
turpentlne does not lnjnre the timber.
"A COW that will make 40J pounds of
butter in year, makes it at less cost
per pound than that made by 300 pound
cows. or 2o0-pound cows, or any that
make less amonnt
1t is well enough to have the
ground ready and carefully selected
seed on hand, for after awhile there
win be rain. and then the farmer can
sow his fall grain with hope of seeing
it again in due season.
The New Englanders are believers
in darls-shelled eggs. and believe that
they are richer and better. The mid
die and the southern states are impair.
tial to white-shelied egg. The west
does not care what the color may be,
so long as the eggs are fresh.
I'm buying grain this fall for seed
It would be well to look out for seeds
OF something not wanted. There is Q
great deal of johnson grass dissemi-
mated by being mixed with other seeds.
The time of the year to commence
killing Johnson grass has come. Up
to this time in the summer months all
your attempts to kill it have been re
warded by rapid growth, but now the
summer growth is about over, and
the sap has, or will soon descend to
the roots, and the work of killing
grass is TN easy matter as soon as you
can run the plow deep enough
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"sEPTEMBER WOODWORKING"
Most Poetical Festival in the Little
Japanese Island of BIiyajima.

Most Poetical Festival in the Little
| Japanese Island of Miyajima.
| gThey were such kindly village and
| hsherfolk that we soon grew attached
to our neighbors and one old sendo, or
boatman, and his sons were our daily
companions. They knew where to take
as in the morning to see best the beauti-
full tangled and rocky shores, sculling
the fiat-bottomed sampan into caves
and tunnels, and under arched rocks
taat framed charming pictures; and
we never tired floating about the CO.
sossal tori, the spell of which was
stronger each day. The Miyajima ur.
ehins made water carnivals about us,
diving and splashing tirelessly for the
smallest coins, our sampan surrounded
by these lively little brown frogs with
bright, happy faces. On the night of
the great September moon-viewing-
the sendo took us far down the shore
at sunset, letting us see two of the ten
forts of the islands defenses, their
portfolios and easements masked in
foliage, and looking innocently down
hpon the narrow, tide-swept strait that
commands one entrance to Uiina. In.
coming junks seemed to reef their sails
purposely for us, fishermen cast and
drew their nets, and all of picturesque
water-life showed until dusk.
: There was only a little time of dark.
ening grayness and real night before
pale effulgence showed behind the
heights, and O'Chiku San rose. tangled
herself in u pinetree's branches. scared
clear for awhile as she turned the whole
bay. the temple, and the tori to silver,
and then, like true Japanese moon,
barred herself across with narrow
cloud-bands. There were quite groups
and solitary souls muttering under the
breath on the hill beside the Taiko's
hall, and looked down upon the temple.
which seemed to be truly floating on
full-fowing silver sea; every court was
shining space, and no sound was heard
save the distant hand-strokes of those
praying before the shrines.
From this vision of enchantment we
went by shadowy streets to our maple.
leaf home, where the witchery of moon
light filed the little glen with more of
fairy-iand than ever. At our doorway
little altar table had been placed, and
two plates of the rice-dumplipgs
symbolic of abundance and prosperity.
and vase of Lespedeza and the early
autumn weeds" illuminated by the
flame of a tiny wick laid over the edge
of saucer of oil, were set in silent
offerings to O'Chiku San. A deer stood
back in the shadows, gazing with shin
ing eyes at this eloquent Offering, but
nothing disturbed the homely altar
until dawn showed the saucer burned
dry OF its oil, and the greatest moon.
festival of the year was over.-Elizs
Ruhamah Scidmore, in Century.
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10 take advantage of the lowest rate eve.
made to st. Paul and Minneapolis, on the
occasion OF the Thirtieth Annual Encamp-
ment OF the g. A. R., the first week In Sep
tember. Only one cent per mile for the
round trip Is the rate made, fought fer and
established by the Chicago Great Western
Railway Maple Leaf Route) for the sboys
In blue" and their friends, while the tickets
are good for return at any time within thir-
~ days. This Is your opportunity to visit
the "Twin Cities" and the Great N orthwest
The Chicago Great Western offers every
luxury on the journey-C Comprehensive
ers, Free Chair Cars, Dining Cars on the
and remember the road that deserves Your
patronage is the Chicago Great Western.
Full information as to rates, sleeping car
reservations, special trains, etc, viii be fur
uishe1 by 4. II. LORD, General Passenger
and Ticket Agent, Chicago, LII.
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FUTURE OF THE HOG.
The Day of Mountains of Lard ia Prsc.
tically Past.

/ ~ ~ -HouHtdfhS OF Lard PrQc-
| tically Past.
What will be the future of the hog?
what will his numbers be? What will
his price be? What will his individu.
atty be?
Inc present low prices for hog pro-
ducts stimulate inquiry and prophecy
as TO when he shall be better price.
VIII we ever see him sell at seven cents
d pound againr With prophetic
spirit we say no. The day of his high
value has passed and is history.
| flfty years ago we raised cotton in
tue southern states and sold it for so
cents pound. The producers made
| money. They bought their provisions
elsewhere. Cotton decreased in value
to S5 cents pound, but still thew grew
II at good profit and bought their
mesh food of the corn-growing states.
but cotton came down to Is cents a
pound, and still they produced it.
But necessity is the mother of inven.
''oh' and about this time the cry went
up nat shall we do to be sayed?-
Ihey began to see and realize that
they could not produce their chief
product SO cheaply and buy one of the
great necessities of life abroad Can
we raise corn and hogs here at homep
experiment set in along that line and
resulted favorably. Cotton came on
down to ten cents a pound, experi.
menting became general, and II was
demonstrated that the sunny south
was self-sustaining and no longer de.
pended on her northern neighbo-s for
her meat product. Cotton came ON
gown TO hye cents pound and even
lower. and the people of the south
turned their attention toward stool,
raising and grain raising, and as a re.
suit the south is developing into a
wonderful country, and is destined IN
rival what we call the great corn.
growing states in the number of boos
and bushels of corn. And instead Of
the once valuable buyer and consumer
that she was she has become almost
self-sustaining, and very soon will be
throwing her product ON the markets
OF the world cheaper than her north.
err and sister states can possibly do
And this is not all. Word comes from
oregon, Utah, Idaho, Montana. WASH
ington and California that they can
raise hogs, and even shipments have
come through Chicago from Oregon.
And who dare say that the GREAT
west will not become a raiser of
swine as well as cattle? "Wellr, Won
exciaim, they will turn their atten-
ton to something else, as in the case
OF cotton" Never. Those people will
always produce their meat. finding out
how easily and cheaply they can do SO.
What, then, will make the hog worth
seven cents pound again? Only the
failure of the corn and wheat and rye
crop and the widespread fatality To
his hogship from cholera.
And again, the future hog must be .
bacon hog instead of the lard hog that
is to-day. The fat must be eradicated |
and bred out of him for him to be the
hog that will be called for and de. |
in the near future. Nav.
maintain and here predict that there
will be 81 on the 100 pounds difference
% price in ten years between the ba-
,on grade that is to come and the fat.
lilly one of to-day Bruce Burger. in
Drover's Journal
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DIshorored pr.fta

when the stomach dishonors the drafts
made upon it by the rest of the system, II 4
necessarily because its fund of strcncth is
very low. Toned with Hostetter's Stomach
Bitrers, 1t soon begins to paw out viror in
me shape OF pure, rich blood, Containing
tne elements OF muscle, bone and brain. AS
sequence OF the new vigor afforded the
stomach, the bowels perform their functions
regularly, and the liver works like clock
WORN. Malaria has no effect upon system
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When travelling,

Whether on pleasure bent, or business, take
on every trip bottle of Syrup of Figs, as it
acts most pleasantly and effectually on the
kidneys, liver, and bowels, preventing fe-
vers, headaches, and otter forms OF sick
ness. For sale in 80 cent and 81 bottles by
all leading druggists. Manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Company only.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03
Lauderinc Bir Sleeve.

Ii your laundress does not iron the
Aleeves OF your shirt waist to suit you,
suggest that she can improve them
by placing the iron on the inside, and
ironing them altogether in that way.
You will be surprised at the difference
IN appearance of two sleeves ironed one
from the inside and the other from the
outside.-N. Y. Journal
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

WHAT do you wear such Hitting clothe,
Iori' asked the bright young man in the
natty summer suit OF the elderly person in
hand,me-downs. 'To carry my money In, .
was the reply OF the elderly person, and the
young man began to talk in another Dire.
ton. Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

de labor dat some er desc yer politicians
puts inter schemes ter git somefin' fol
nufii1',"n remarked Uncle Eben, treminds
me er de man dat put in all is spare time
dollar bill dat wouldn't pass when he cot ti !.
done. Washington Star.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

The street car gave a sudden ,urch n
rounding curve, and the charminc vouro
giri VINO was ciingingt to a strap nearly sal
down In the lap of the man who was sitting
IN the corner, ~ beg pardon, sir,n she ex.
claimed, hastily. mot at all, miss" he re-
Piled, encouragingly. ssTry it again. l don't
mind 1t at all."-Texas Sitter
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loco. Wilcox.

OLD BnAMnLE-"Want to marry nv
daughter, do yous Let me say, sir, that
you are not exactly the sort of man / s';ould
IKE Tor son-in-law." Young Gentleman
"Well, you are not the sort of n mnn I
should like for father-in-law; but. then.
you know, we needn't be chummy unless
we want to. "-Household Words.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

SHUr HIM UP.-Cad latter trying various
tion)-.Can you oblige with the timesi,
Young Lady-sI really don't know.n Cad
"But, wenlly, just saw you looking az
your watch Young Lady-"Yes. / was
E i9oaiing 70 seq Il II was there. n-Worid'e
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

"lr's cold day when 1 get left.n re-
marked the putative 100-pound chunk OF
Ice, as it vanished into thiee-inch wet apot
on the back stoop.-Detroit Tribune.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

He WAS DEMEyrEp.-"Do Won ride
wheell'' asked the eldest OF the doctors on
the insanity commission. "Yep. !" answerod
the subject. "What makea' 81 neve,
noticed" The verdict was unanimous-
acknowledgements Reporter.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

Too Much TO ExPEcr.-Du,ane- aDidr,,
lend You $50 about six months AGO. Cas-
weil.' Gaswell-"Well, If you can't re-
member thing like that, you can scarcely
expect me to Jog your memory. PITTS
burgh chronicle-Telegraph.
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JAaLErs-"Who inven ed work, Billrr
haglets-.l doan' know, but he a~.ht TO
stayed and finished ikn-Truth.
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WHEN a painter claims to use nothing Int
hrst-class material, and yet mixes his paints
with I've and water, water lyer heis.-Texas
Sitter.
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COULD not get along without Piso's Cure
Tor Consumption. Railways cures.-MRs. e.
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ACCORDING to the way some folks talk
the only people who have ever been goo(
are dead -Ram's Horn.
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A FAIR lady becomes still fairer BY ussu,
Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, so centa
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1896-10-03

Too MANY men praise their wives most
after they bury them.-Ram's Horn.
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Halls Catarrh Cure
Is Constitutional Cure. Price 75c.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-10-06

eleepers Burton, Kan, to Pueblo. Den
yer, Ell Paso, Lon Angeles. San Diego and
San Francisco Connects at Burton,
Kan. with A. T. & S. T. for points in
Colorado. Wyoming. Utah. Nevada, Ida
no, Montana, Oregon, Washington, New
and Old Mexico. Arizona and Califor-
MIA.
No. log. ST. Louis limited-Has re-
clining chair cars Cseats free) and Pull
man buffet drawing room sleepers to ST.
Louis. Reclining chair cars (seats free)
and Pullman Palace Sleeper Monett 70
Dallas. Tex. via Paris. Connects at
Monet with No. for points in Arkansas
and Texas. Connects at Monet with
No. S which connects at St Louis Union
Station with all lines for the east, north
and southeast.
Through tickets on sale to all points.
For further Information call on or
address W. w. TAGG,
City Ticket Agent.
Or. ". ToRREY. Depot Agent.
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MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY CO.

MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY co.
Time Card. Effective June g. 1896.
LeAve-East Bound.
Train No 10, Kansas and Ne
braska Limited" for Fort Scott
r ana 81 81 fo Wsn:.: CIV and 81 p H.
Louis Express. ................... $40 D. m.
Leave for South and West.
Train No. S, for Clearwater. Con-
way Springs. Anthony, Kiowa,
Kingman. Norwich. Oxford.
Bell Belle f No az snd W SDr CONWAY 7 " M
Springs ana Anthony. $40 p. m.
Leave FOR North and West.
Train No Q. Kansas and Ne
braska Limited" for Hutchin-
son, Pueblo. Colorado Springs
r ann S Ne tss ie1c.nt Sunday Old p M
for Mount Hope and Hutch,n-
SON ..................... 7:eo a. m
Arrive at wichita from the East.
Train No. Q. kansas and Ne
braska Limited" from Fort
Scott and ST. Louis; .12:55 p. m.
Train No. 8, from Kansas City
and St Louis ITO a. m.
Arrive at Wichita from South and West.
Train No s. from Kiowa, An
thony. Conway Springs and D.
NJ and A. points; .:.......: SOS p. m.
Train No. 45s. from Anthony and
Conway Springs. 1855 A. m
Arrive at wichita from North and West
Train No 10. from Denver, Col
orado Springs. Pueblo end
Train No. 49, from Hutchinson
and Mt. Hope. $50 D. m
dress City Ticket Office, Mo. Pac. Ry., IA
n. Main St. Wichita, Kan.
r. E. BLECKLEY. P. and T. A.
Depot corner Wichita and 2nd St.
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PITH AND POINT.

Two Phases-"Pop, what in iner
tia?" "Well, if I have it, it is purs
laziness, but if your mother has it, il
is nervous prostmtion. "-Chicago REQ
ord.
do you do much climbing, Har
old?" asked the newly arrived guest
''Wsll, in a way I do" said Harold. "Pa
climb all over papa."-Harper's Round
Table.
First Student-"What makes yos
look SO melancholy Second Student
II have been fooled. / asked my fa
Their to send me 60 marks to pay my
tailor, and a few days later I received
Intercepted tailor's bill" File
gende Blaetter.
-Lucy-"Clara's honeymoon wa
completely spoiled Alice-''How?'
Lucy-"The papers containing the &C
count of the wedding did not reach
her."--Breoklyn Life.
There are three things yet to be
discovered, perpetual motion, flying
machine which will fly and woman
who does not face to the rear when get.
ting off street earn. Y. Commercial
Advertiser.
ct love the very ground beneath
your feet" he cried, passionately. AL
phonse" She was ,transfgured, but
she didn't say word about the ground
beneath her feet being mortgaged foI
more than it was worth.-DetroitT rib
une.
Occasionally Happens. - Smith
ST read an interview with you in ont
of the papers" Robinson-"Yes.
never was more surprised in my life
Smith-"Didn't you talk to the reporter
at ALP" Robinson-'I did, and be mus,
have put down exactly what said
Brooklyn Life.
IT guess" said the rural housewife
Jas she thought over the duties of fall
cleaning, shat we will 60 to bed with
the chickens" ''Well," exclaimed the
lcolorcd man of all work in an audible
iundertone, 81 doan' objeck ter putin
locks an burglar alarms on the her
house. Eb'ry puhfession hab difficult
tics that must be overcome. But wher
III comes ter sleepin' wifi de chickens ]
mustsay dat white folks is sut'ny gettiu
suspicious. "-Wsshington Star.
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CONNECTIONS.

No. l0l. Kansas mail-Has reclining
chair cars Cseats free end Pullman
drawing room sleeper 10 Wichita and
Burton. Kan Connects at Wichita.
Kan. with A T. & :. +. for points in
Cherokee strip and Oklahoma Con
meets az Burton. Kan. with A =. *
:. F. for points in Kansas
No. l0e. St Louis Tnail-Hss reclining
chair cars (seats free 10 81. Louis ana
Pullman drawing-room sleeper 10 Mo-
nett. Connects a. Pierce City. Mo. with
No. aa5 for points in Indian Territory via
Neosho. at Monetr with No ;. the Tex
as limited (VeS-ibu,ed) which has r.
Ginning chair cars (sests freel. PriIrlan
drawing ryoorp sleepers 20 Galveston VIA
paris and Dallas. has dining car Tai
h,ns 70 Dallas: connects al Monet with
No. . which connects at Union Station.
81. Louis. with az lines for the east,
north and southeast
No. los. Colorado ard California lin
;ted-Has reclining chair cars seats
free 20 Burton and A1thoay. Kan.
Pullman buffet drawing room s,eeFsrs
20 Burton. Kan Through Pullman
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Hostetter McGinnis-What "a ths
reason mothers who go TO the Watering
places are always accompanied by theiI
daughters?
Mr.. Manhattan Besch-Thst's an ole
custom. 1t goes back to the time wher
Rebecca captured her husband, Jacob
at the web. Ever since women havs
been going TO wstering places 20 catch
husbands.-Texes Sitter
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A True Forecast

What do you take me for?" ex
claimed Miss Trotter. when Mr.. Spudd,
suggested something which failed {.
meet her appreciation.
For better or for worse" replied tn,
young man.
And he did take her that way, slou'
three months later. with her pares "
consent-Detroit Free Press.
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VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY.

You want an established medium; you
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Weekly get four times as much live
news for soc as they get from the other
weeklies for 500 and s1.5e This IS tbs
time when price and quantity tell You
get all you can and pay as little rs you
can. Therefore the Weekly Eagle IL
the paper for the advertiser and reader
alike.
Rates made known on application.
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ooh. you may rail at woman all 20,
WISH" she exclaimed. angrily, but yoy
know very well man could not get alons
without her"
Il believe yeu are more or less RICH
about that, Hannah" he returned
Man must have something to laugh a,
or he would become altogether teo mo
rose "-Chicago Post.