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The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03
Some Parkhurst Epigrams.

In giving emphasis to an article
addressed to young men, "The Young
Man Entering Life" in Ladies Home
Journal, Rev. Charles II. Parkhurst. d.
D., employs these bright bits of philoso.
ply:
Nobody ever drifts up stream. Run.
ming water never stops till it gets to the
bottom. unless something damsit. Like
wise a drifting boat never stops till it
reaches the sea, unless it founders, runs
aground or drops anchor. ***
We are all loaded with responsiveness
and harnessed up with gravitations.
Everything is magnetic needle, and every
thing else magnetic pole endlessly pluck
ing at that needle. Life without this
arrangement would be death, but life
with it is all the time on the edge of
disaster and continually getting over the
edge. n
There are a great many meaningless
men in the community, and what that
means is that while they have the intel
ligence to understand an idea, and the
heart to feel it, yet the idea never gets so
close to them as to have it's reality tre-
mendously experienced by them. We do
not win u strength and stability by
mastering ideas, but by being mastered
by them, held in their grip. n
OnQ nf tho v1nck a-no,;ro c-l IL.
astrous mistakes a young man ever makes
is in supposing that a decision, a resolu.
ton, contains in itself the means of work.
ing its W execution, and that something
beside power will suffice to overcome
power.
The art of living is not a matter OF
resolution, but it is a genius for playing
off successfully favorable energies against
those which are adverse, meeting energies
with energies, only energies that are q
little bigger.
One needs to be a great mar in order to
be able to become a great wreck. II
requires a great deal more counter energy
to recover a rowboat that is sliding down
the Niagara rapids than it does to recover
a co~ckleshell. y
To have a magnificent purpose, and to
be thoroughly welded to that purpose, is
three-quarters of salvation. 1t is sad to
reflect how much motiveless insipidity
there is around among us that is steadily
resolving itself into ethical rot for no
other reason than that it has never been
awakened into vigor and electrified into
effect by the touch of a supreme purpose.
n n Il
Any young man is not only unfortun-
ate, but in danger, who is not related to
some great overshadowing soul in some
thing the same way the original Apostles
were related to the Holy Spirit at Pente-
cost. n
The trouble with people, nine out of
ten of them, is that they stand on insula-
tors and watch the play of the lightning
through drawn shutters, and never stand
out and let the electric storm play in
their own bosoms. =
l am convinced that there is nowhere
nearly the amount of difference between
people in point of personal calibre that is
ordinarily supposed. 1t is not so much q
difference in personal capacities and
energies as it is a difference in the degree
in which those energies become packed
upon one another and reduced to
solidity. g
The point is not that he "a young man
has mastered the idea, but that the idea
has mastered him, and in that way
oounteracts the influences operating to
pull bin in other ways.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

During the winter of 1898. F. M.
Martin, of Long Reach, West Va, con-
tracted a severe cold which left him with
a cough. In speaking of how he cured it
be says: II used several kinds of cough
syrup but found no relief until I bought a
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
which relieved me almost instantly, and
in short time brought about a complete
cure. When troubled with a cough or
cold use this remedy and you will not
find it necessary to try several kinds be.
fore you get relief. 1t has been in the
market for over twenty years and
constantly grows in favor and popularity.
For sale at 25 and 30 cents per bottle by
George M. Andrews. Druggist.
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He Wasn't Speaking.

Small Man Tin a Pullman car, writing
letter to his wife)--It would afford you
some amusement, my dear, if you could
see the freckle faced, long, lean, gamble
shanked, knock kneed, sneaking, imper-
tinent, i'll bred, half baked specimen of
a backwoods gawky that is looking over
my shoulder as 1 write this
Large Man Con seat behind fiercely)-
You lie, you little scoun-
Small Man Cunning round)-Beg par
don, sir, are you speaking to me?
Large Man (confusedly)-Y-nol Mol
I didn't say anything. l wasn't speak
ing. IL
Small man resnmos his writing.
Large man goes to the last seat and re-
lieves his mind by saying something to
the flying landscape. Exchange.
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A False

La Grippe is ~confounded by many
persons with q severe attack of catarrh,
which in some respects resembles the
former. These individuals suffer severely
with pain about the forehead, eyes and
ears, with soreness in throat and stoppage
of the nasal passages, and in fact, are
incapacitated for work of any kind for
days at q time. These are catarrhal
sufferers. Ely's Cream Balm has been
used with the best results in such cases.
The remedy will give instant relief.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

A card on the outside of Office door
says: "Gone to lunch. Be back in ten
minutes" And, the man will be there on
time. That is, for some days, weeks or
even months, he will. Then he will be
at home occasionally for a day. He'll tell
you be had a headache-a tu-n of cholera
nferbus, or maybe he'll say he had a
lump in his stomach and felt too miserable
to move. The lump was probably two
or three ten minute lunches CONDENSED.
The man who tbolts'' his lunches will
find DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets the
best friend he ever met.
There is no case of biliousness. consti.
patton, indigestion, heartburn" or any
of the rest of the nightmare breeding
brood, that these little stPellets" will NOT
cure. They cure permanently. Send 81
cents in one-cent stamps to Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo.
N. Y, and receive DIR. Pierce's 1908 page
Common Sense Medical Adviser pro-
fusely illustrated.
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How He Was Cured.

A Lewiston man borrowed a neigh
boris battery for treatment Of his rheu-
matism. After he had been cured by APP
plication of the battery he discovered
that he had never turned on the current
once. He had simply taken hold of the
handles, and faith did the rest.-Au-
pusta (Me. \ journal.
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sHERIFF's SALE
IN oHANcERY OF NEW JERsI

IN CHANCERY OF NEW JERsI
Between
Edward b. Humphreys, Fla.
Complainant, for : Of
and Mortrad
VIM. b Meyers, and others, PreIes.
Defendants.
Dated March %, 1896. Returnabie ay
term, 1896.
NY virtue of the above stated writjFi
Il Fa,. to me dirt cited and delivei j
Will sell at public vendue, on
SATURDAY, APRIL %, I8ee
In front of the Court House, in the col
Salem, Nd, between the hours of IL / {
in the afternoon OF said day, to-wit, I
O'Clock, r. M, all the m~ortgaged preies
in said writ described to-wit:
All the following described farm, traDr
piece of land in h township of Uppero
WAYS Creek, in the county of Salem d
state OF New Jersey, n bounded asl.
lows: Adjoining the public road leag
from said farm to Wistar's grist mill d
also adjoins lands of JOB Bell and Jerefh
watson on the north, and the south brsh
of AlIoways Creek on the south, contaiR
1872 acres more or less.
Being the same premises conveyef
william b. Myers by Franci French1
wife and others, and to be sold by
OLIVER H. VIRGINS, Sher:
e. s. FoeG, Solicitor.
Dated salem, N. J.. March %, 1896. 3
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Thousands Of ladies suffer from sick
headache caused undoubtedly by dis
ordered liver or stomach. The best
remedy that can be obtained for this dis
tressing complaint is found in Hoods
Pills. These pills are so mild and gentle
in acting yet SO thorough that they give
perfect satisfaction. They cure sick
headache, jaundIce, sour stomach ard all
liver ills. They break up colds AID fevsrs
and prevent the grip.
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DR.. DAVID KENNEDY'S
REMEDY

saved my life, for I was in a miserable
condition up to the time l began to take
Tiny friends thought l would never be
better. 80
MY sister also has been very sick with
bladder trouble for over a year, so bad
that quantities Of blood would come from
her. She suffered at times most frightful
pain, and nothing seemed to help her
until she began the use of DR.. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. She Is now
using her third bottle, and is like a
different person.
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IVoRYSOAP
$4,000 PURE
Chapping is caused by the removal of oil which is necessary
to keep the skin supple. Those who suffer from this cause
should use only a mild pure soap like Ivory.
90 200 PURE
THE PIRATES DREAM.

"Quien var" cries the captain, with face
aghast,
As the palms sing low in the autumn blast
The song of the dead and crime stained past.
The Captain Nunez. haggard and Wild,
Starts from his seat like a frightened child.
" IT'S the ghost of the padre of Santa Fe
You robbed and killed on the fifth Of Mayl"
ssWhose face is that In the wine bowl red
That mods and beckons and shakes his headP"
Z" IT'S the merchant Gomez Of Albuquerque,
Whose heart Yves the sheath of the captains
dirk"
''What CLEANS SO white in the anyon Deep
Where the stream flows black and the walls are
steepY"
+" IT'S Sergeant Bias Of the guardia civil,
Who was shot in the back at Baraquil."
"And who are your cries the captain. pale,
And the answer comes through the moaning
gale,
al come to claim my load of SIM"
And Disblo gathered the captain in.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Doctor-"Now, Tommie, will you
promise me to take your medicine like a
man?" Tommie mo, sir; when a man
takes medicine he makes a face and
swears,"
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

There never was q party, faction, set
or cabal whatsoever in which the most
ignorant were not the most violent; for a
bee is not a buster animal than a block
head.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

The altar of roses is obtained by alb
stracting from rose leaves the volatile
oil they contain and c~ondensing it in
masses Of cotton batting.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

This Is to certify that on May 18th, I
walked to Melick's drug store on a pair of
crutches and bought a bottle of Chamber
lains's Pain Balm for infismmatory
rheumatism which had crippled me n
After using three bottles I am completely
cured. l can cheerfully recommend it,
Charles Ii. Wetzel, Sunbury, Pa.
Sworn and subscribed to before me on
August 10, 1894.-Walter Shipman, J. p.
For sale at 80 cents per bottle by George
M, Andrews, Druggist.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Fear is implanted in us as a preserva-
tive from evil, but its duty, like that of
other passions, is not to overbear reason,
but to assist it.-Johnson.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03
MONDAY. APRIL I3. I8ee-

MONDAY, APRIL l3, 1896,
Between the hours of IL and 5 o'clock in the
afternoon of said day, on The premises, all
that tract or piece of land in the borough of
joining other land of said John Wallace,
landso of l. Lewis Davenport and others,
containing one and a half acres, more OF
less, together with the buildings, machin-
cry and fixtures, the whole being the can.
ming factory and plant lately operated by
the said ohn Wallace.
The plant comprises a large packing and
processing and storage house. about 46xI4e
feet, one and W stories, fully equipped
with boilers, engine, shafting, watts, scalders,
filters and Gaping machinery and all appli-
ances for canning tomatoes, with capacity
of about $1,000 cans daily. A store house
adjoining, 15x70 feet, can-making shop, gas.
olene house, and office, all conveniently
arranged ana we'll located for business,
supplied with borough water and conve.
nient to supplies both of labor and material
and ready for late operation.
Also, at the same time n place will be
sold all the tools, stock and supplies of said
factory, comprising pals, trays, benches,
trucks, boxes, shocks. sheet tin. solder, etc.,
about 10000 tin cans, made in 1895; cap press,
top and bottom press, labelling machine,
dies, shears, rolls, floating and scanning ma
cry and stock of said canning factory.
The above offers a rare opportunity for
engaging in the tomato packing business,
being located in a thriving community,
convenient to transportation and being an
old-established factory.
Sale will at 2 o'clock, p. M,
when the factory will be offered, and imme-
diately thereafter the stock, tools and fix
lures above mentioned.
Further information on application to the
subscriber, YORKTOWN, N. j., or his attor-
ney, e. S. Fogg, Woodstown, N. IL:
Assignee of John Wallace.
W. A. Casper, Auctioneer.
Dated March IL, 1896. ala st
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

It will be an agreeable surprise to
persons subject to attacks of bilious collie
to learn that prompt relief may be had by
taking Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy. In many instances
the attack may be prevented by taking
this remedy as soon as the first symptoms
Of the disease appear. IS and 30 cent
bottles for sale by George M. Andrews.
Druggist.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

When Baby was sick, we gave her castorfa.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss. she chung to castoria-
When she had Children. she gavethem castoria,
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

In Japan paper coats, oiled and thus
made waterproof, have been in use for
at least ten centuries.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

money than he needs; the real rich man is
he who is satisfied with what he has.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03
FARMERS MUTUAL
Fire Insurance Company,
OF SALEM COUNTY.
Ohice-Head of Market ST., Salem.

THIS Old and Reliable Company, of 40 years
standing, continues to insure all kinds OF prop
erty not extra hazardous in towns or country, Tor any
length of time not exceeding Ave years, at as low
rates as will pay losses and expenses. IL insures
AGAINST fire and lightning, or danger by either; It's
losses are carefully adjusted and pad. It's 1unas on
hsrd are ample to meet all probable losses, being
iaroer than at any previous time OF its existence and
steadily increasing, while its reserve assets are OF
! character and amount to surely meet all losses how
ever extraordinary, and Cannot be frittered away by
unfortunate investments or defaulting othcers.
DIRECTOR:
Iohn S. Eiwel, {. ii. Sinnickson,
ri. Sinnickson, Richard Bassett,
fosenh Waddington, Barclay Griscom,
William B. Carpenter, e. W. Jasper
Woodruff Petit, JOSIAH 1isai'
Ouinton P. Harris, Charles Hires,
David F. Grier.
EXECUTIVE COMMUNICATIVE. b carpenter, fres-
ldent: Chas. W. Casper, Joseph Washington, DUN
ton P. Harris, Woodruff eettit, VINO meet weekly
on Seventh-day, at 3 O'Clock. =,
SECRETARY AND TRRAsuRRR.-Woodnut Petit, 70
whom application may be made in relatlont 10 any Dusl-
ness connected with the company, at the once o.
the company, No. 1873 Broadway, head OF Msrke.
s.resf pr at his residence, ESQ East Broadway
In addition to the above, the following persons
we're elected Agents and Surveyors:
George B. Grier, Woodstown.
Josiah Summerii, u. T. Neck.
r. M. Hitchner, Elmer.
Asa G.. Turner, Pennsgrove.
7. Forman Sinnickson, l.. Z. Neck -
Daniel D. Hitchner. Cohz,s umo- Soun'y'
John Hitchner, Alioway.
David D.. Griscom, Marlton. Burlington =
Zaccheus Sickler, Salem.
George R. Morrison, Salem
VILLAIN B. CARPENTER, President
Woodruff PETIT, Sec'y 4 Treas
xt-9A-tf
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SHERIFF'S sac.
IN CHANCERY OF NEW JeSEY.

LIN I'LL N OE w % lsOE =
Between
Thomas McAllister and
Michael Allen, Executors of Fl. Fa.
James McAllister, deceased, + sale of
COmplainantS, brtgaged
n 'emises.
Lippincott Coles, ct. ux.,
Defendants.
Returnable May term, 1896.
DY virtue of the above stated ut of Fl
ID Fa to me directed and delived l will
sell at public vendue, in front of 3 Hotel
of Samuel French, at Woodstow' Salem
county, New Jersey, on
MONDAY, APRIL 20. Ite.
Between the hours of u and 5 o'cl6 in the
afternoon of said day, to-wit, at 3 tlock in
the afternoon, the mortgaged prtises in
said writ mentioned, to-wit:
All the following described farmract or
piece of land, in the township of Pbgrove,
in the county of Salem, and Stabf New
Jersey, aud bounded as follows: Binning
at q stone in the middle of the puic road
leading to Paul Avis's grist mill aIthence
running by land of Samuel BON and
Aaron Edwards south 43 degrees vt, 400
chains to a stone by a walnut treehence
by Joseph nuell's land south AZ dcees As
minutes east, 9 chains to the mide of a
public road; thence along said ros south
az degrees 30 minutes west 1882 chas to d
stone: thence by Samuel DuellS laISOuth
AZ degrees east 10.l5 chains to a stonby the
I'll Il NsteAOSo Nv PN Nv
chains to a stone; by the same nort72 de-
gress Is minutes east, 4 40 chains tOstone
neal a gum tree; still by the samnorth
80 degrees east, 7 03 chains to a largstone
| corner to Bartholomew Coles ~landnence
| running thereby and by Robert McCbrie's
/ land north 43. degrees 20 minutes es 42.S0
chains to the middle OF the first me oned
public road; thence by Edward ines
woodland north 40 degrees west. 3. 69ains
to a stone; by the same north As degss so
minutes east. 1420 chains to a sweesum;
thence by land of Chalkley Coles anBar-
clay Edwards, north 4s degrees wt 9.27
chains to a stone; thence by Amose ter-
| son,s cumberland and John Grice's loDuth
43 degrees, As minutes west, 1914 chat TO a
stone in the o first mentioned; ence
| along said road north 50 degrees 10 mltes
west, 7.50 chains to the place OF beginig.
Containing one hundred and fifteeand
three-quarter acres of land, more or Il
Being the premises purchased by Ipin-
colt Coles of Ephraim s, Coles by deeGted
July 10Th, 1868.
OLIVER H. WRIGGINS, Shift.
e. S. FoGG, Solicitor.
Dated Salem. N. j., March Is, 1896.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

There are said to be Al Roman Catho-i
lie peers in the British house of lords.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Whoever lives lie does it with a sword
over his head.
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ASSIGNEE'S SALE
OF
CANNING FACTORY and STOCK

DY virtue of a deed of assignment for
ID benetitof creditors, made and executed
by John Wallace and duly delivered and
recorded, the subscriber, assignee under
said deed, will expose to sale at public ven-
dine. on
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Hoods Pills are especially prepared to
be taken with Hoods Sarsa parilla.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03
Relieved the Catarrh.

Pleasantville. N. J. Feb. 10, 1896.
Walter Hackney of this place makes the
following voluntary statement: 81 have
been taking Hoods Sarsaparilla for
catarrh, and have been greatly benefited
by its use."
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

A good horse is a prize. Get OF
Chas. H. Smith, April 9th, at French's
Hotel.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Pleasure becomes monotonous, but
happiness never.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Inexperience is even more c tstly than
experience.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

If fame is to come only after death, !
am in no hurry for it.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Love at first sight will not always sur.
vive a second look.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

H.a. D.rr- are easy to take, easy
HOODS Pills to operate. % cents.
The Monitor-register., 1896-04-03

Fl. Fa.
+ sale OF
brtgaged
'eniSeS.
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OBSTRUCTIVE FLAMES.
mar tho business Portion or W.,
'aina Beach. Fia. Burned.

ct fAI-M ETAcH. Fla. Jan. "a
obstructive fire here yesterday aft.r
noon destroyed over half the bus;,as
portion Of the town. The fire stare
~ l;so o'clock in Hewlc.t,> s,loan -. ~
leN,hurant building on Banvan street
.nu before u could be checked the en-.
,ire block. including the seminole
motel valued at $4,000. was burned
~ 'he excellent work of the fire az.
nr'fhent the fire was checked n, tbs
a.o"er building at four o o'clock. Sew.
erai persons were badly injured bv the
explosion Of dynamite TO save o,b.r
'uiinings. The loss is estimated !, |
, ,n TWO hundred and fifty thousand
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DR.. JAMESON SHOT.
me titiandcrs Rebel and Burn m. 90.
of Johann-sbnrc.

LoAD"N. Jan. s.Therc /, \ rurn.,,
anoat that Or. Jameson has been WA,
~ ms captors- and another that IN.
,itiandcrs ia Johannesburg h.ay. ,.i...,,
against The Bocr government as,5
given the city over to flames. Wa,
truth there II IN these stories. il L N
course. impossible to ascertain n,,;nr
20 the government monopoly Or tit
telegraph lines.
~ $50 o'clock last evening a rcare-
sentative II the United Press ca.le5 =,
the foreign Office To- confirm. II r,,s.;-
PIE the rumor Of the shooting Of DR.
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az there that they had received no In
formation further than already made
public No news had been received
from the Transvaal since Thursdav
night