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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1896-06-21

F-aIconer. Mr. Mesher and Mr.. Falconer
and a either solo by Mr.. Cphus. Recalls
xere The order Of the evening
DR.. O. y. Harris expects 70 leave with
his family for San Francisco ii few
weeks 70 spend two or three months, Dur
Cooper Medical college. Mrs Harris viii
visit her mother Mrs. Hawlsy.
Mr.. W. = Griffin left on Wednesday
evening TO spend few months 81 Ann
Arbor Michigan
Before entering upon tho customary
summer vacation the book club VIII held
its annual meeting at the Hotel Monte
Cristo on Monday next At q special
meeting q few days ago the club outlined
q plan for the coming year.
Among the musical entertainments OF
the week was that given by the Y. p. 5.
C. e, OF the Christian church on Monday
evening There were selections by the
Banjo club. an instrumental number by
Mr.. Sherfey. recitation by Miss Beecnam
and a song by the Sherfey family.
Mrs. A J. Clark and her daughter Miss
Anna Clark have gone to San Francisco.
and will remain few months there and
IN other parts of California Meantime
Mr.. Frank Clark has Joined the bachel-
or's club al Burgers. He expects young
er brother here from the East shortly who
may decide TO locate in Everett
A pleasant musical programme was pre-
scented az the Y. 81. /. hall on Wednesday
evening. The mandolin club, The Lone
some Four" Messrs. Mesher, Cooley.
Bronson and Greene. and the Y. II. / Glee
club entertained the audience.
Mr.. Morris Bell has gone to Muskegon.
Mich. for couple OF months
Miss Anna Edythe Brown is visiting the
families OF Mr.. Owen and Mr.. kleber in
Olympia
Mr. H e Robbins and Miss Irene sum-
ner. OF Everett, we're married at Snoho-
mish on the 9Th inst, Rev. ". C. Merritt
officiating They were attended by Mr.
w. A. kinsely and Miss Woodland, Of
Everett.
Messrs. W E. TerriIl and James W. Yer
non have been elected delegates TO repre-
sent Trinity Parish at the diocesan coh-
yention in Tacoma on the 18th inst.
Mr. s. s. King has returned to Everett
for the summer.
Mr. and Mrs. J. n. Walker have taken
rooms at the Fairview.
Mrs. r. s. Barr visited friends IN Airing
ton last week.
Mr.. II. w. Holley left last week for a
trip east of the mountains. to visit the
Triune mine, in which he is interested and
which has been turning out some very
valuable ore lately.
Mr. T. II. Browneil viii deliver the ora
ton at Marysville on the Fourth.
Mr. James 4. Bell returned early In the
week from San Francisco.
The many friends of Mr.. Harry Holley.
formerly city engineer OF Everett, will be
glad TO learn that he has accepted fine
position as superintendent of mine in
the state OF Chihuahua. Mexico. operated
by syndicate of Pittsburg capitalists
Mr.. Leverich Duryee was expected home
from New York on Saturday to spend the
summer vacation.
A. CT
walton Army. have gone TO Oregon.
DIR. Buchanan has removed TO Everett
from Sprague.
Bishop Barker is to visit. Trinity church
on Sunday evening. July s. to administer
the rite OF confirmation.
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Pres. Club Reception.

One OF the pleasanse~t events Of the
season was the Informal reception held
by the Press Club IN its rooms In the
Chamber OF Commerce building Wednes-
day evening. About one hundred guests
were present and all expressed themselves
as more than delighted with the entertain
ment provided by the committee OF ladies
having the AFFAIR In charge. President T.
r. Bell made a few opening remarks, and
introduced Mr.. Robert C. Newell. who
gave a piano solo in his usual good style.
playing a brilliant Chopin waltz for an
ss7core Miss Ethel Stuart sang charm
M ballad most gracefully, responding 20
m encore. Mr. Ernest T.. Newell gave
great pleasure with his solos on the vlolon-
cello. and was given hearty applause NJ
the close Of each number. Bernice f.
Newell read an account OF her trip across
the Yakima valley IN a sandstorn. and
Mr. Earl Adams scored a great NIT In his
aarkey' songs with banjo accompaniment.
The guest Of honor. Lteut.-Com. A. V.
wadhams. OF the Moaterey. was then In
sroducod and charmed his listeners with
his remarks on Sense and Sentiment"
bringing IN a little nonsense by way OF
variety. ana ending with an intensely
thrilling story OF sailors experience IN
Yokohama. which he related IN manner
which filled The audience with enthusiasm
and brought forth rounds or applause.
Miss Bertha penfecost finished the pro-
eramue by singing Chaminade song very
tastefuity. ana the guests were served by
tho club with ices. cake and lemonade.
The room was beautifully decorated with
ivy and ferns, and quantities OF flowers
roses masses OF yellow broom. gorgeous
popples ana pinks In feathery masses N
white Many 81 the decorations were sent
for the occasion by r. r. Roberts. tho
superintendent Of Point Defiance park.
Amonw those present were; Judge and
Mva John Parker. Judge ard Mrs. James
Wickershsm. Mr.. ana Mrs. A. {. Young
I.ieut Com. wSdharns and Mrs Wal
hams. Prof n. s bingham and Mrs
bingham Rev. James Cheai and family.
Rev. J. = Alexander. Mr.. and Mrs G. w
SNYDER. Mr. and Mrs. =. F. Jacobs. Mr.
ana Mrs Thomas Summons. Mr.. and Mrs
Earl Adams. Mr and Mrs. orno Stroag.
Mrs g V 8 Rice Mrs Daley. Miss
DALEY. Miss Fuller. Mrs. r. e. Gear. Mrs.
Armstrong Mrs. $. G Slaughter. Miss
nnussla. Miss Rice. MISS Cole. Miss Van
serveer. Mrs. n g. Newell. Mr.. ". x.
Moore. Cci Joah. Judge McMurray. Mr..
A. ~ Brown. Mr.. Hughes. Mr.. Foots. %
Seattle ana others.
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Everett JNne sa-SpeciaF Summer
days and yachting 40 weN tozerhar. The
yaehtsnsen Ike EtrreFG hayhor tecesss..
they ara pretty sure e a favorable b-ezzs
on auF CAV % shs week. aas The v-Asrs
wlrxez5 craft aot tAe hfue waters & tee
sauna frequently On thsse heantiflj yune
says ~, a r. Whifusy's fine yacht. th@
StorrU kfng is o2t nearly every ssv Ar
e. Ferries Whsce Sazle1 Aas Yacht R~-.
aase tev sac &rSs tlaae thss season Ia Tsss4-
Say tsas. Nj strcw BTttge WG1 haze a
new gaeet 81 few aAFs, sn8 Nr Rcd
rey CbUteas new crsft s. rez.sfvta- sna
eHfshfn9 tons hRs. Certain ae~ksrs-s..t !
Boat Is sn Ece8 lrsnl fo~ rAe ssnsrne~ 81
EachsiHE Hal FefFtEe 8 vfrg fair deere
e Axssng5cn 6ere thfs season
An apDrec8akVe zHes~ana eag1ves a
ene eoncers ssssn 50 re- Csszsxressa ssse d
chGrce au Tuxsfey svanine unsse~ ths
ausnices es thH 4sties- AS sasssty. rsare
Ngre psaee ngnasees s. MISS s@arsant
ana Ms sryaK , voe&2 eaargests hy j -
seee. Sfs s J sce Ma ss4zsner saa
AIS &ak-c@r FFessat1ua hy afgsS
sssSeAsza, xec4l s0.sz - N-~H Eszns. Ars.
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The most important social event % the
week Eas the opening % The Country Cub
last night. when a reception was given 20
the Officers If the United States steamer
Monterey. An elegant dinner was served.
and dancing vas enjoyed. all members and
guests thoroughly enjoying the beauty OF
the surroundings, and the charm Of the
occasion. Members and their lady friends
we're invited the following gentlemen
COMPRISING the list. J. W. Anderson. r.
v. Anderson. J. 81. Ashton. Alexander
Daillie, Melbourne Bailey. John 8. Baker.
W. r. Best, r. r. Bradley. s. ID. Bridges,
Frederick A. Brown, George Browne,
George e. Brown. A. f. Bun. william "
RurrfH. William n. Bushnell, r. V. Cae-
sar. +. NJ Caldwell. L. u. Campbell, A
p. Case. r r. Case. Samuel Collyer. +.
r. Grove. Leslie coiiuu, Fl. ". Dewey, q.
w. Dickinson. f. r Ellis. o. q. Ellis. t.
W. Enos. Elmer J. Felt. p. J. Fransioii, T.
A. FranSioH G. W. Grig9s. Everett q.
GrfggS. III. g. Griggs. y. s. Grosscup, w.
r.. Hacker. r. s. Hail. A v. Hayden. w.
G. HeIiar. O. g Hicks, A. x Hiscock.
Robert s. Holt, Theodore Hosmer. @. p.
Hurley. Harry Hurley, s. NJ. Jackson,
James NJ. Keen. Thomas Kerr, r. p. Leh-
man, T. y. Lockwood. Walter Loveday.
T. b. Maeiean. l.. r.. Manning, A. W Mar
tin, c. p MaxterE0n. Samuel Medlicott,
Jess Merrill. G. 3. MilIiken, George Ladd,
Mum, Clinton MunSon, q A murray r.
d Nash. p. d Norton. Walter Cakes, J.
r. Ob@rteliffer. Y. T.. Parsons. Leroy
Pratt. A. q. Richard. Norton Ramsdei,
c. s. Reeves. Stuart Rice. q. @. Rove.
William r. Rust, Claude VI. Seeley. Frank
c. sharpe. ". G. sharpstein. p. J.. SIN
clair. Fred W. Snow. Otis sprague. Ralph
3. Stacy. J. Tenant Steeh. William a.
Sternberg, II. X. Stevens. a. NJ. Stewart,
r. T.. Stocking =. c. Sullivan. Chester
Thorne. A. ". Tidmarsh. Morgan T1lling-
hast. Philip Tiil!nghast. A. c. Tousey. @.
G. wagner. Hugh c. Wallace. Charles F..
Warner George W. White. Samuel Will
keson. ]. ". winslow. W. II. Woodruff.
tr.. james ellison, jr.. Seattle; Lynde Pal
mar. North Yakima: G. w. Richie, Spo-
kane. w. ID. Tyler. waila WaIla: Edmund
Seymour. New York. The officers OF the
club are: President. william V. Burrili:
vice president G.. Il. Hurley; secretary and
treasurer, Lester n. Lockwood; trustees.
william " Burrill. william f. Hacker.
Theodnre Hosrner. c. +. Hurley. c. 8.
MiIliken, George T.. Mum, Stuart Rice;
house committee. William V. Burrili. c.
b. Hurley, Stuart Rice.
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The Cinch club was entertained Friday
by Mrs. Thomas Riggs.
Mrs. Sarah K White VIII spend her sum-
mer vacation In California
Mr. A. e Bull and family have gone to
steilacoom for the summer.
Lieut. George OF the Monterey. and Mrs
George are at the Rochester.
Mrs ROYAL Sheldon LEFT yesterday for .
trip through Yellowstone park.
Mrs E. NJ Hunt and her mother. Mrs
Woods. 20 10 Alaska on the Queen to-day.
Mr. and Mrs Stephen Sears have re-
moved TO North . street. corner Of Fourth.
Mr.. and Mrs George Banks and Miss
Banks left for their home in Phlladeiphia
Thursday.
Miss Howell entertained at lunch yester-
day Miss Rice. Miss Lemon and Miss May
Van Dazen.
Mrs. J. ". slayden and daughter Sallie
left yesterday morning for their new home
ia SDokane.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. worden went 70
Seattle Tuesday 10 attsnd the funeral or
Dean Watson.
waila wana where she viii visit Miss
Margaret Tyler.
Lieut. Commander Nadhans gave an
informal tea Tuesday afternoon in honor
OF Mrs. Fl. E. Woods.
Mr.. and Mrs. Z S. Hall and a party Of
friends VIII 60 20 the man cottage ia
Paradise valley this week.
Mr.. and Mrs William V. Burrill and
Mrs. Bailey viii move to the Avery house
on North X and Fourth streets tomorrow.
Mrs. d. S. Pulford has sent out cards for
an at home Tuesday afternoon az her
charming country residence, De koyen
nall.
Mr.. A. T. Prichard is expected TO arrive
with his bride on Tuesday. They VIII be
at home in Clover Cot. Mrs. Hunts pretty
home
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. X. Stevens and Mr.. and
Mrs F. w Snow have taken Mrs Mann's
house at Steiacoom lake. and VIII spend
the summer there.
Mrs w II. cushman gave delightful
party last Saturday evening for Miss Saiile
sIayden and Master Edward Hunt, VINO
are about TO leave.
Mrs. L. ID. Campbell has issued cards
for large tea Tuesday afternoon IN honor
OF Miss Edith Thomas. and the hyeliest
kind Of surmtses are thereby aroused.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. b. Wright. who have
been visiting az the Sprague home for
some time. left yesterday for Ainsworth.
r.. c., taking with them Master John
Sprague and Master Robert Vanderbilt.
who viii spend the summer there.
Miss Ethelyn Mason gave dinner party
for her bridesmaids Friday evening. IL
was a sumptuous affair. and was nttlng
prelude 20 the elegant wedding Tor which
Invitations are out. which viii take place
next Tuesday evening at the home OF the
nride's father.
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Tacoma. June 1s.-specfsi-what with
ali the various commandments. the O. a.
X. encanpTeHt. the rose carnival. ard The
elegant weather the past week has been
one Of great excitement Commencement
~ the Anrie Wright seminary opened the
week. Mon1av evening being devoted 20 the
usual delightful bali given by Mrs Sarah
x White for the young ladies' very
pretty affair was tire event OF this year,
and the class day exercises held TUESDAY
On the beautiful terraced grounds % the
s>h0oi were most enjoyable. and well at
tended. The high school exercises, held
Friday eve-ssng FRI the opera house. were
OF the usual interest 70 parents and
friends ~ the schools. and every night
and every day has been crowded 20 the fun
with meetings % clubs. associations. COM
mittess, AMI what rot.
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Mrs. Charles Tucker gave 81 saioyahls
clnch marty Thursday afternoon NJ her
home On North Yakima avenue. Among
her guests were Mrs John a Parker.
Ma WRna Gtesn Mrs Thomas Riggs
Nfrp & w. GrigrS Mvs . r. Dsiprat.
Ms q 4 Brown Mrs. Jackson. Mrs A.
q. Foster. Mrs. ~ - Foster. Mrs.. c. .
vvaane~. Mrs fsalie Cu11orn. Mrs. 7 T.
Hopkins Mrs A y Eastman. Mrs. Horace
Rfchvnor.t Ms Weren't Browne. Mrs
y s H4ais Nrs J. W Tirkerter. Mrs J
= Seeeh Mrs q. IL Mil1iken Mrs. Percy
Dickinson. sfrs A. T. pritchsra. Mrs
HARRY WnrleF. MIRA caffweif. Ms. J p
Nsrtsnsaa. zfYs. John n scott. Mr~
George CsFcae. yr. Mra Evans. Miss
LAKE. az Seattle. snd others
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wasnesHsv Afternoon VAS a Fav tigns
AZ tfss rrnun8a - fhe Taeagss Tennis
ClaA when the ladies' hel3 sway ard ths
ssfts ~ the cifv EetAert3 En- thfir uast
frfeatmr vuusrnrr garments &c irirS q cun
81 tea. indulge On a ash - e9as sra wstrA
tAa sAfevfrs a. The smnafh courts Nrs
Nfstf.sarna bailey Ma Iarsss Ashtaa
Wra ~ v rsrsrTtlI. Miss Fsaksr. Mss 10
ssnssar Erexn SD Mss Leslie Cnf'ora
serves tss 11sre2ftn~ a match game wil
- serareas for sach NetnesfHy. se4 at4
,,,,rs snterest 70 tAsse afternoons
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Dobblns-EnnIss.

Aberdeen. June o.-Special-<Capt. d. w.
Dobbins and Miss Eva Enniss. both OF
this city. were married at the Congrega-
tional church Wednesday night, Rev.
George Lindsay tying the nuptial knot. A
reception was held at the residence OF Dir.
A. d. Wood Mr.. and Mrs. Dobbins left
Thursday morning for a three weeks
bridal tour on the Sound cities.
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ne sroassaost ccssest EfxE= ~ Troea
81 lass Nan88v sSenssE az the Srnas~ya ~As
a thraIstsr aFsrs as3 = large aas tas2t3ns.
ahgs company wt,nHsses IAs Fasr1 sTr7znrg-
Az sAazafas e3ass #rtsl a. ktERa - ssf
sens3amssm saa lave ta&m8 c@@Ts@ 81
fnstssseftar ~ fer sh& Aaruaf e. 1E8rN a
sar ss.s pass threa N~sEs- aaz TIE hsatsla
gaz Ea9 st&sa rzs-As.f sses1iszsn 4zls k<sE
Fae1Al. szsaxss d. A. x.@As.s 81 lie
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s SOCIETY IN TOWNS near By. 5
Nr@---------A

troop. anf C. a. Tear, Of Seattle. resulted
IN a victory for Troop p. The interest in
the manly art has Increased greatly dur
ing the past month. and there are now sew
erai expert swordsnen who are members
OF Tacomz's fine cavalry company.
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~ nnrrsil,. ninnnr

srrz ywgHlsrn v. Tavrs3 gave charming
s,-.ser -Y'ssaTssav az the CemnsrY Cub. iR
hsuar - Sst~ fSeoFEe Racks zv& Nsss
flaeks ~ FauafateA5s. T-se sfksr Esesss
p-sre. ars Royal Sasltos. NJ. Rams
kea. NJ Afaun.
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visiting Rev. ard Mrs Brookes O. Baker.
OF s.. PauTs church. returned home on
Tuesday last
Mr.. c. H Smith and Mr.. c. A Mac
Kerx;e, of Seattle, we're visitors hsre dur
Ing the week
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Mrs. yyadham-, Dinner PARTY.

A few friends eired with Mr.. and Mrs.
A. v. wadhams Friday afternoon az the
Country Club, II being the birthday OF the
hostess. A charming afternoon was spent
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A. eas xaas Lea ~ b2sck faie sE ssnes
tFsssssFss utfA gase sa8 p.Atseasaatefts.
7aey have fass arrives ss8 were talefsaz
- sell fss g2Ss. aas - sless tas-a cas- -
eSsss slaes - seg s<A } ; SlrAAsza. IS
6eSoa1 sNen2s
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cred his body.
"Iwas in a hor-
rible fix" he
says, and the
m ore tire at
uient | receiv-
ed. the worse |
seemed to get.
4 New York
specialist said
he could cure
me, but his
treatment did
me no Cd
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Every one should see the electric foun-
tain at Madrona park. Free every even
ing.
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whate yer. 1 was stiff and full of
pains, my left arm was useless so
that / was unable TO do even the
Ightest work. This was my condition
when began TO take 5. :. 6. and
few bottles convinced me that / was
being benefited. continued the
medicine, and one dozen bottles cured
me sound and well. Ny system was
under the effects of mercury. and /
would soon have been a complete
wreck but for =. :. s"
:. ;. s., guaranteed purely regetablel
is the only cure
for real blood dis - - "a
eases. The meT-
curiai treatment "a ~
of the doctors al - Hx
ways does more
harm than good. Beware of mercury
Books on the disease and its treat
rnent mailed free TO any address by
Swift Specific Co, Atlanta. Ga.
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Beware
OF Mercury!

Mr.. Henry Roth. of 1913 South 9th
Street, St. Louis, was given the usual
fnercurial treatment for contagious
blood poison. He was twice pronounc-
ed cured, but the disease returned each
time, he was seized with rheumatic
pains, and red Jumps and sores COW
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-22
WHAT STUMPED HIM.

He had spent long years in college, and ac-
quired all kinds Of knowledge,
From smoking cigarettes to reading Greek !;
And twas said by many that in Hebrew
Eskimo and Latin,
With the accent of native he could speak
He knew every modern science, and for
every new appliance
He was able some improvement to sug-
gest;
And from bending on hawser to criticisng
Chaucer,
Of all the greatest minds he was abreast
He was charmed with hydrostatics, and in
higher mathematics
Not single thing to stump him could he
find;
And to prove a lines direction, or bisect a
comic section,
Was but relaxation to his mind.
But he saw little maiden, after all this
store he'd laid in,
The most inviting problem he had met;
And he felt 1t was his mission to employ his
erudition
To solve this most perplexing question yet
So, without a bit of Sinking he has ever
since been working
On this problem with an ardor that ne'er
tires;
Yet with all his application, to his great
and deep vexation,
He cannot get the answer he desires.
-PearSons Weekly.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-22
JEHIAL SLABS PLEA FOR THANKS
GIVING.

OF course they's changes in the ways
An methods Of aour Twin
An long among the holidays
Some folks ogit Thanksgivin'.
We might of course, let some things go
An 'vaporate'' an die,
But what in sin I'd love tew know
Is the matter weth punkin pie?
1 amt agin' the trolley cars
Much less the Telephone,
They may or mayn't be folks in Mars
Ell they let me alone.
An they may string electric lights,
I haint no stock in gas,
The question thet my wrath eXcites
Is whars your cranberry sass?
I'm peaceful as a side-hill pillow,
An as tew Venzueeler
Just settle it, l don't keer how
Err let the British steal her,
But on American ideas
1 stick right tew my colors.
An jest you promptly answer, please,
What's crooked weth aour crullersG
An you may scoot aroun' on wheels
An telescope yer stummick,
An then walk crazy on yer heels
An give yer back a hummick.
That amt my biz, the country's free,
You won't ketch me a huffln',
But, Lordy, don't treat carelessly
good old oyster stuf1n.
Chew gum, smoke cigarettes, play ball
The fads of fashion boomers,
Wear Jenness Miller skirts an all
The fads of fashion boomers;
Read high eugene, Kneipps water cure.
Until yer reason wabbles,
But at Thanksgivin' time be sure
Tew roast the bird that gobbles.
What cruel things is said Of pie
Pernicious thoughts instillin'
The salty tear drops fill my eye,
When l think Of minoe pie film
The meat and apples, cloves and spice,
The light crust as q rider,
The sugar, citron, suet nice,
All drowned in good billed cider.
Then let the preacher hev his fling
At preachin an at eatin'
An when you've heered em preach an sin
An slide home after meetin'
Tew find the turkey smokin' hot,
You're thankful you are Twin
You'll smile an murmur like not
"'Thar's no day like Thanksgivin'."
"A T. Worden.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-22
PATS THANKSGIVING TURKEY.

Yez may sing wild yez illigant varses
Av the turkay thot's lively an browne
Shure, Biddy an Oh are continued
To sit wild another burd down.
The turkay OF name was created
Widout any wings fur a foight;
He was born in the say SO it's stated
Near the banks av the Georgie's deloight.
Smothered UP wild crame-gravey he's Iuvely
Wild praties arranged in foine stoile-
Thot's Thanksgiving taste sotisfoing
Thot make the hull fomily smoie.
The cod Bless the Maker of fishes!
Bates turkay thot's luvely an brown
Smithered up wild crane gravey in dishes,
A taste fur king to put down.
H. S. Keller.
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Ill Bred Children.

In wealthy town not far from Boston,
while the manners of the pupils in school
are said to be excellent. it is currently re-
ported that many of the pupils purposely
avoid bowling to their teachers on the street.
1t is alleged that the pupils pursue this un-
American and ill-bred custom the ground
that the teachers are socially their interiors.
What Is still more strange is the report that
the parents sustain their children in this soul
destroying snobbishness and anarchist-breed-
ing disregard of authority. Are these re-
ports true? If so. what is the remedy? Can
a teacher retain both his position and his
self-respect if he submits to such conduct? p
Frederic Allison Topper, Quincy Mass, in
Journal Of Education.
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Valuable Stamps.

New York Press.
When the receiving teller of the Bank of
British North America, in Toronto was ap-
pointed, he had to give a bond of 500 1t
was not easy to do. He did not like to go to
the surety company, and had no friend to help
him. He thought Of a few old stamps that
he had collected when boy. He had been
told that some Of them were valuable. They
had been lying in an old drawer for twenty
a catalogue to a wealthy philatelist, who
replied that he would pay $4,000 cash for
the lot Taking the letter to the bank he
offered It and the stamps as his bond. The
bank accepted and has had the collection
locked up in its vaults ever since. It's value
a week ago was estimated at $35, 900.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1896-11-22
On Four Legs.

young lady from the country wanted to
buy long fur boa. Not knowing what they
were called. she stepped into the Diapers,
and. walking up to a young man, she said ::
will you please tell me how the pussies
rum"
The young man, thinking it joke, said:
well, miss, as a rule they run on four
legs, but we have one here that has hurt one
leg, 80 it has to run on three; but what can
do for you?"
With her nose in the air. however, the boa
seeker very quickly walked out.