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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23

ni1en unb benz Serrain 10 gef9idt ange=
paBte Rriegfibrung Die an 3abl melt iiber@
lesenen 5panier in @eripirrung gebra9t,
l1nO ba Der erfte nn6 bDGite SbersemeraG,
9pmes, bur9 Wunben unb &rant6eit biel=
fa9 bebinbert purbe, trat Maceo INNER
mebr in ben 8prbergrunb.
Seine perIDnli@teit ipirb bon &ennern
unb 8etpunoerern berielben 10 ,gefdilOert:
Maceo perOuntte feline groBe poputdritdt
ni9t nur feiner betpunbernspertben Sapferz
felt unb strategic, ionbern audi Ieiner gro=
ZEN 9umanitdt unb ieiner &amerabf9aft=
lihfeit gegen feline 5olbaten. Stets DDran
rift er an beren Spite gum &f. Gr
mar 5 SUB 10 3oI bod, NAB INN Die G9uI=
tern At, UNI bic 8rut AZ 3ou, unb I'm bic
Saille MIR SO 3ou, 9Gnbe unb SiiBe tparen
tlein; fem @eipidt betrug 100 pfunb. Die
9autfarbe mar bellzo~lfoenfarbig. Muf benz
f9Dn propOrtionirten fraftbo1en &Drper fab
Elm i9Dner &opf nit bober Stirn, nit
bunflem grau gemti9ten 6aar, groBen leb=
baften Mugen, trdfti9em 8inn unb tiebens@
piirhisem Gefi9tsaus6rud, Der aber i'm
&f ben @baratter e9erner @ntI9lofenz
beit dnndbm.
Na9 benfelben S9ilberungen fii6rte
Maceo Elm eremplarif9es 2eben, mar mdBig
i'm bDbten 9rab uno troy bes langen mill
ben &riegslebens BON ben beiten l1mgangs~
former, Elm abgeIagter SeinO bes Slu3ens
unb iebsr Musf9peifung.
Sem Batter ftel in einem Der Sample bes
borigen Nufftanbes; AUDI mebrere Der 5abl@
REDEEM 8riiber Mntonio's famen I9on in ben
friiberen &dmpfen Inn. Gin anberer 8ruz
Der itarb als ipanii3er @efangeuer in Gelta
an Der Rorbfiiite Nfrifa5, mo- Spanien
me6rere G~trafpldBe but. Sin dnberer 8ruz
Der bra6te. es gum Snfurgenten= General
unb 1T tiir5li9 gefu1en. Sin anberer itarb
in San Domingo, giner lebt in 9onburas.
Wdbrenb in Wai6inetou getpi1enlofe
Oemdgogen i'm Senat bas falf6e 9erii9t,
baB 4ntonip Maceo bon Spaniern unter
porlamentdrsflagge gemprbet tporoen lei,
ipiitbigit eeeen Spunien ausbeuteten, itno
MaceOs Wuffengefd9rten auf's NeuBerfte
emp0rt iiber bieies @erii9t, ba es ben unberz
ID6nli9en tanbbaften &dmpen i'm fali3en
2i6te zines Mannes bar1teue, Der nit ben
5paniern au unterbaubeln ge1n9t babe.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23
GmaIamS aei6Mttelt.

@n9lanb 1T nieber etnmal Ddrdr e%rtrrert
porben, baB auf Grben nihts felt 1T, AUDI
ni6t 0Guier, tpel9e auf Sells gebaut iinb.
@s 1T BON einem @rbbeben gang gebDrig
oeI6iiftelt fporoen. @liidli9er Weile 1T
Der @9aoen nidt 9roB, nrb man TT mstit
nit benz @9reden bapon getommen.
l1nb eigentli9 fo1te @nglanb Ginger
maBen an berartige feline S9er3e Der Sea-
tur 9etp06nt Iein. 9enn na4 ben bon benz
@ele6rten @iGiam @bite Dorgenommenen
Ha9forf9uneen lit es felt Gbriiti geburt
BON nibt nenieer als 582 Grbbeben 6eimgez
Iu9t tpprben, iiber nel6e 8eri6te borliegen,
unb mabrI9einli4 bon nod piel mebr, 9snn
baDon e%ntfa1en aIein 234 auf biefes Sabr=
bunbert, 189 auf bic 3eit BON 1900 Bis 1900,
% auf bds apeite unb "a auf oas erfte balbe
SabrtauIenb, 10 baB ipObl dn3unebmen 1T,
baB aus benz eriten Sabrtaufenb ntht ale
@rbbeben in ben G6rontten Oeraei9net NOR
ben iin0.
'QGber fte itnb meiit BON feiner groBeren 8e=
beutung g~epefen, tpie bus bonn 16. DECEMBER
D. s. Sur Die bonn g.. 6ebruar unb 8. MGr3
1850 f9einen ernitli9er Natur getpe1 EN- gu
Iein, nenigitens menn man bic bamaligen
8erihte, namentli9 Die bes S9riftfeaers
6orace 8dlpole, lief,
Scenes Sabr beeann in @n9lanb nit elmer
gang auBergep0bnli4en !0ibe, Die 3abl
Der 9rabe ipirb 5par ni9t angegeben. aber
es beiBt, baB tein 2anb ie cine iol9e 6iBe
i'm Mittpinter erlebt babe. Nm 8. Sebruar
fam Der erite StoB, Der Die 9duier f6panfen
ma4te. a0ie @rbe mari lange @eaen, pie
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23

gu oermetben, mas ieinem Nd1fol9erS 9piez
rigteiten unb @erlegen6eiten bereiten t0nnte.
Glebelanb banbelt gang c~orrett, inbem er
ff9 bon ben Gubu librez8rileru ni9t buQ=
bofen lGBt. Sie nSribune" unb 8lGtter
ibres 59lages baben feline 8erantiportli9=
felt; ie me9r ie in Senfation MAIDEN, beFto
mebr 2eier finben iie. Die &egierung Der
Ser. Staaten bat dber cine f6tpere @erantz
portung, unb tein Mann fiblt bieie me6r
aIs Glepelanb.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23
Mie aroR lit Gmba2

gs 1T iebt gebrdu9li3, UNI Bel Nbbilz
bungen fremblGnbif9er Sbiere feline fall
f9en 8orfteGungen iiber lire @rDBe gu err
tpeden, entpeber Elm einbeimif9es 39ier me-
ben6ei ab3ubilben ober benz 8ilbe bas 9rD=
BenperbGltniB ~bin8u8ufiigen. Sn grebm's
8bierleben 3. g. Febt BEL jeber &bbiloung:
NatiirIi9e @rDbe, pber es beiBt ], J. !, J,
1/16 u. I. IN. Der natiirli9en 9r0Be. 8eim
@isbdr ftebt 3. 9. 1920 Der natiirli4en
@r0Be. ,...
So gebt es au9 bielen 2euten nit Der
A8oriteGuno ii6er- bic 9r0be BON 2dnbern,
bon Snieln, bon Seen. Spe5ten BET Snieln
MAIDEN ii9 biele faIi9e 8orftelungen, neil
Die Meiften BON uns nit benz 8egriffe Sniel
ben bes &leinen bertniipfen. unb bod giebt
es, CANA abgeie6en BON Nuitralien, Snieln,
Die piel grDBer itnb als bas 9euti9e 3ei9,
ipie 8. 9. 8orneo ober Mabagustar, bus ii9
iebt Die Sran3oien an3uglieOern iuden.
8prneo bat 736,329 9uabrattilpmeter
8obenftd9e unb Mabagastar 591 1854, tpGb=
reno bas 9euti9e &eih u 54O,599 umz
faBt.
Die SnIel @uba 1T bic grDBte ameriz
fanif9e SnieG, Die gerle Der Qntilen; tie
umfuBt 1883 9uubrattilometer, tit alio
10 groB nie Der @taat 9ennfplDanien
Q17,1OO) unb bat 1,631,687 @inpobntr,
alto 10 bteG tpie @6tcago. Die 2dnge Der
Smell betrdgt BON Sap Nntonio i'm 20eIfen
Bis mad Der 9untu be MaiIi i'm Sften $50
engli19e Meilen; Die ~burb56nittli9e 8retfe
Der Snfel lit 70 Meilen; ite lift alIo 10 brett
tpie Der Mt6iganiee uno b oppeIt 10 lang.
Der 5Gd6enraum bes Mi9iganiee betrdgt
58,143 Suabrdttilometer.
Nun tpirb pobG jeber be9reifen, pie i3tper
es Iein muB, cine 10 unge6euer lan9e &iifte,
Die liberties fart gegliebert unb an langen
@trefen fir gr0Bere SeeI9iffe unnabbar
1T, 3u oertbeibi9en unb bus 2anben BON
Slibufttern GIT per6iiten. @rt penn mar
iiber Die unge6eure 2dngenausbebnung Der
SnIel cine ri9ttge 8oritelung bat unb neib,
baB ft9 unbur6brin9li9e urpGlber unb urz
augGn9libe Mordit tie auf ibr befinben, pirf
man Die S9tpierigteitett begreifen, tpel9e id
Der 5panii9en Mrmee entge9enftellen.
Sel6it ipenrr es benz 9eneral WsDler 9ez
Iingen ipIte, ben &uftdnO i'm peitli4eu
S6eile Der SnIel, pel9er am bebOltertter
uno fuItiptrteiten lit, gu unterOriiden, Il
bGtte er bunit Der Gebplutton NOD LANCE
nibt ben @araus gema9t. Ser fiibne Sn=
furgentenfiibrer MaceO itanb nit feiner
2euten in Der Prpbin3 Pinur bel Gio, Inn be:
ftdnOig 9abuna gu bebroben; 8ome5 aber
Der Oberbefebls6uber, ftebt nit benz 9aupt:
Deere Der SSnfurgenten Ditli9 bon !9apanc
in elmer unnubbaren Poftion.
Die ttnbif9e 5reube, tpel9e bic Spanie1
iiber ben tobten Macep bdbet, pirb ibner
Der lebenbige @Ome5 fbon nod Dergdlen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23

Die Smporteure groBe @orrdtbe angelan@
melt unb ft9 Die Iebten Stunben bes Willor7
Sarifs gu 9lube gemu9t baben, tperben lie
Monate lang nenig importiren, Der gldns
5enben @infubr in ben eriten Monaten Der
Mc&inlep< Administration pirh cine iebr
magere Beriobe fplgen. 9erabe biefe bnr3
bic @eIebgebung perunluBten Slltben nnb
@bben bilben bas ft0renbe @lement I'M Sc
19Gftsleben.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23
GtabItrt fett 1851.
Henry S~ehoellkopf,
Wholesale G. Retail Grocer,
232 mnO 234 Oft 2tanOorp6-S traee,

KI
stpilhert Tranflina un6 Wtarfet=Str.,
Gbtcogo, SQsj
erbieIt Ioebe1 fir bic misunderstanding:
Q(edbtem &iibeGer NRano eI=Marsipan,
Qled1te Wiirnber1er Observation-Disclosures,
GIticn=, Wtafronen= Ino Uantaa=Nebfmdlen,
8rauni Gtu. &DnigIebfnd)et 9tmiS=G prfu9 erIe,
Ssriiner NnSltsritsi@s gief srmatIe, 5
SuSeI uoer Strnenbroo, Sdlaumfonfect,
Cobb rno siIberi6anm, @cihnadtSItdter,
gprtng erleSs TOrnteu, friId)e 9ttnIe, S
ManOeIt, Sttromat, ROttcr1ltS emf GaIen,
Trtid)e 6ctpiirse, W6ntltab pbnelt, NniS,
rSat,S1 l sesA5niamtsn sstroe. s Sisnsn,
9eutfdcS Siuctid ettttls, &trtbeeriaft,
Gin8 END dbfc oeutidle Irtdte Int 8IGierm,
Vetnite 0atiua=0bocoIaOe, &1f1u,
Med1tem Sauas, 8toffa> utto NtosSaffee,
0farrer &neipp'S MalSfaffec,
9leabten ruiIId)e't nns dtmeitidlet Sbee,
9Iedbtcm tin9ar. 6~oien=HaprtfG,
Sunportirte Billie (S d. 10 dtttte),
&aitb. SitdIttt9e, gScftpbGI. S6tnfett,
0er1nd d. erte G6miebriitc ger6ndl 2tate,
NmH. RaDtnr, ntartnirte1 Nal,
WtartntrfeS tsntard=Ss6rtn9 e NousSdrtt9e
Nortpe9iide Wnd1obtcS, LStoGHiG.
9ledbteS Mngoeb. SntetfrGut, 2tu= 0t4rfenr
0emtidle @ierfartofeIn, &itien, @riimfernp :
8raumidl. GerpeIatlunrit, SaIatni.
9ledDtettG ntttcntb. g dIiu eli erfdie &t6ttetfaie,
Ganetabert, Rpamefort, Nrpma8e De 9rie,
8atr. 0imburgers Samofaie, &oarmertaie,
QtppetitsSiIo, &ieIef Sprotten, Saroeuen,
GtrGfbmr9er MISREPRESENTATION, SItuctOI,
3led)ten &tebis's 0Ieii d1ertraft,
9eutldIe gpargeItL ft5. Gtbleh, SbatnptgncnS
Medtten Warijer ~sdnnpftabat bon Spbbe6,
9emtid)c 9pinnr6oer, Woufraber,
9oIsidMbe, &pISpamtufeln II. {. 10.
Henry SchOeIlkOpf.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23

@rober GGebelanb bat iebt in
Dem Gngldnbsr Sames 2Oiprp Wbittle einen
i'm 4agemetnen iebr giinitigen 8iograpben
gefunben. Sas 8u4 erf9eint in 2onbon.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23
oln5ei9en.

(NnbIem9rdber herIan8t.
~ Sn Wenona, Sill, limb iebt so an gebrauben; mir
bobe1 nhabn=go ntrofte unb CUTE arbeit; fem 2rus
bel; 9iftrtft=Preis ptrb be3abt; tpmmt io9letf,
23lpmDbam MeuDnu GoaI So. gDeuora. Sn.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1896-12-23
DETECTIVE.

Gin iDorfitnuiger, suberldIfeer Wtanu iuirb lit iebem
Ort oerlaHgt. &rbeitet urter Orore. &eine @rfabrun9
n6tbIg. abreifirt: American Detective Agency,
indianapolis, Indiana. 4uo6N1mD
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
Teaching the Boys to Swim.

was riding along mountain stream
in eastern Kentucky when / saw man
throw three boys, one after the other, into
the water from rather steep bank. The
little fellows swan to the other shore as
though they were adapted to the water by
nature
pretty good swimmers, I remarked
"Yaas; allus said a boy that couldn't
swim want no count" answered the
mountaineer. II jess throw my boys in
an make 'em swim soon's they git big
enough"
"But what if they can't swim QUIT" I
suggested "The bank is pretty high for
you to get to them in time I"
"Yaas, that's SO. But I've he'd nine,
an they all Earned all right 'oeptin two. !"
"What became Of themp"
sob, they never coined up arter I
throwed 'em in. Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
THE CARELESS PEDESTRIAN.
He Runs Into Scorcher and Admits This
He Was at Fault.

He Runs Into scorcher and Admits That
He Was at Fault.
Whore you runnin intop" roared the
man with thick neck and apparently
thick head, as he picked himself up from
the brick pavement, brushing his clothes
with one hand and holding his nose with
the other. care you cross eyed or crazy?
Don't you know enough to keep lookout
for bicycles when you're crossing the street?
couldn't sell that wheel to junk dealer
now. My face is stove in, couldn't give
my clothes to tramp and l might have
broken my neck against the curbstone.
"I'd bet on that neck of yours against
any curbstone in the city, coolly chuckled
the big man as he stood with his hands in
his pockets. "That was an awful punch
you gave it. Wheel does look little de-
moralized, doesn't itp Good thing that
suit Of clothes didn't cost over $40. You
came out of the collision in pretty good
shape after all I"
"Look here, mister, that kind Of talk
don't 60 with me- You mustn't get 1t into
your head that because you're big you can
60 around tripping up bicyclists and toss
ing the riders around on brick pavements.
You'll pay for that wheel, this suit Of
clothes and for getting my face put togeth-
er again.
"So?"
eyes, so, and don't let it wander out
side Of your memory. What excuse have
you for getting in my way like thats'
"None at all, my bull necked friend,
none at all. OF course you didn't ring any
bell, blow whistle, show light or make
any outcry, but I was too careless l should
have dashed across the street swinging a
lantern over my head, waited for police
man to come along and give me safe con-
duct or sat patiently down until the people
that ride wheels were through with the
streets. But I have lived here only since I
was born and have good deal to learn.
Now, just give me what is left of the
wheel and the clothes and I'll settle on the
| spot !"
"Whatp Give you my clothes here7 Do
you mean to insult me? What's your name
and number"
Here the endorsed wheelman made the
| mistake Of Selling his tormentor by the
collar. The big man took one hand out of
his pocket long enough to knock the thick
necked man from an eighth to quarter OF
block and then strobe up the middle OF
the street solemnly whistling "One More
River to Cross Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
Mariners and Travellers


Speak in high terms of the preventative
remedial properties of Hostetters Stom-
ach Bitters, medicine peculiarly adapted
to the wants of those called on to exper-
fence the vicissitudes of climate, the in
clemency Of the weather, the hardships of
sea-faring or out-of-door life, or the dan
gers of a malarial or otherwise pestilen-
tial atmosphere. A small quantity of
this agreeable tonic utilities impurities in
water, and fortifes the stomach against
the consequences Of an unhealthy or un-
accustomed diet. 1t also enables the con-
stitution to bear up unframed against
unhealthy climatic influences, and the sys-
tenn to sustain, unimpaired in health and
vigor, the fatigues of travelling. Emf.
grants, tourists, miners and others who
have thoroughly tested the efficacy of the
article, declare it to be sovereign pre-
sentative of health under conditions
most unfavorable.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
A Cheerful Liar Discounted.

We have all met people whose pride in
their own possessions Is SO great that they
can SEQ no charms in those of Others. A
young botanist was showing party Of
ladies and gentlemen through conserva-
tory, and explaining to them the proper
ties Of some Of the choicest plants. Among
the visitors was would be young looking,
middle aged lady who, at every descrip-
ton, volunteered the statement that the
plants and flowers she had at home were
quite equal to anything exhibited here or,
indeed, anywhere.
Just as they were passing giant cactus
she was heard to exclaim:
"Well, this Is nothing extraordinary. I
have cactus at home that is still larger. I
planted and reared it myself. !"
Reared 1t yourself" the professor gen.
tly observed Elbow REMARKABLY! This
specimen is So years old, and if yours is
still larger
+ The lady did not stay to hear any more,
but executed strategic movement to the
rear. Tilt Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
A WATSON, A WIG AND A WAC.
When They Came Together, There Wa
FINN In the Assembly Chamber

When They Came Together, There Was
Fun In the Assembly Chamber.
Mike Walsh was unique character we'll
known in New York about so years ago, a
man who began life as printer and turn
ed his attention to politics. He was de-
voted to practical jokes, and one day car
ried out an elaborate and premeditatcd
pleasantly in the assembly chamber at AL
bany.
Mr.. Watson, member from Albany,
had red hair, and very small amount of
it. He had been absent several days from
the assembly, but now he reappeared wear
ing huge black wig. He rose to read a
speech on some question before the house,
but before he had proceeded far Mike
Walsh sprang up and shouted, "Mr.
Speakerp'
The speaker quietly remarked that the
gentleman from Albany had the floor.
"Mr Speaker" cried Walsh, II rise to
point of order"
Then the speaker asked the gentleman
from Albany to be seated while the gentle
man from New York should state his point
of order.
"Mr. Speaker" said Walsh, IT should
like to know by what right ignorant and
stupid bores not members of this house,
dare get within the railing of this assem-
bly, and attempt to inflict upon us their
stupid speeches!"
BY this time most Of the members began
to see the drift Of the joke. The speaker,
trying to suppress smile, said gently:
"The chair Is of the opinion that the
member from Albany is member"
~ tell you," shouted the Joker, "that
Mr.. Watson is the member from Albany
Then, apparently with sudden thought
he left his place, walked up to Watson, and
STOPPING down looked at him searchingly
He threw up his hands in well simulated
amazement sit is" he shouted-"it l!
Watson" -Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
The New Breitman.


Hans Breitman choined der veelmen;
He rode In dot parade;
He vent so fast init both his legs
Some peoples got afraid.
"Crate Himmel, vat a scorcherl"
Dey yelled on effry street,
Und, bitten, how dey hoorayed ven
He steered him py his feetl
Hans Breitman choined der veelmen;
He didn't need no bell;
He had cake Of limberg cheese.
Vich answered chust as veil,
For ven he Wished to clear der way
He waved II at der crowd,
Und effrybody ruined like mad,
Dot cheese 1t WIS 70 loud!
Hans Breitman choined der veelmen; J.
He METER used no lamp:
He veeled around dose darkest nights
Und scorned dot fog so damp.
Dey knowed dot he vas coming,
No matter we're he goes,
For dey could BEE long ways of
Der Breitman's glowing nosel
Hans Breitman choined der veelmen;
It made him dreadful dry;
He looked at effry lager sign
Und heaved . heavy sigh,
Und den his deep philosopher
A splendid thought made clear
He took pump und filled his tires
Chock full Of foaming beerl
Hans Breitman choined der veelman;
He rode 20 full Of grace
Until be took header und
Vent skating on his face;
He smashed himself right through hia
veel,
4 dreadful sight to seei
His veel ia in der sickle shop.
Der Breitman, we're ia hef
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28


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Mr.. w. F. Benjamin, editor of the Spec
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they were sold here, stating if they were
not she would bring q quantity with her,
as she did not like to be without them."
The medicines referred to are Chamber
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The people have learned that they are
articles of great worth and merit, and nm
equaled by any other. They are for sale
here by every druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
Right This way for Denver.

The r. g. & 8. F. and D. & R. G. rail-
roads have been designated as the off,
cial route by the New Mexico militia
cavalry company and Santa Fe band to
the Mountain and Plain festival at Dem
YER, Colo, October 6, 2, and 8.
special train will be provided leaving
Santa Fe and run through to Denver
without transfer arriving at Denver, o.
tober 6. Fare for the round trip only
$1O.25. Ample arrangements will be
made to accommodate all who may desire
to attend these festivities. For full par
tioulars see posters or address the UNDER
signed. T.J. HELM,
General Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28

First voice-Why do little mannyman
bOOwoowoo?
Second voics-Ya-a-a-a-
First voice-Did his bessit have Massey
fallyfall an hurty paddles?
Second Observation-Disclosures
First voice-See dee dirty ponyhort!
Second voice-Oo-ah-h-y a-a-a-
First voice-Ess-s-s! Mama itteboy
VANITY dowockwock!
Second voice-Ya.a-a wah- ah-a-a-
No, gentle reader, this is not o frag-
ment from the description of Choctaw
ghost dance. 1t is just an ordinary con-
)versation between your wife and her in
telligent son.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
Your Loea! Ticket Agent

FESTIVAL OF MOUNTAIN AND
PLAIN.
The annual festival of Mountain
and Plain will take place ct Denver,
Colo, October 8, z, and 8, 1895. For
this occasion the Santa Fe Route will
place on sale tickets to Denver and
return at the exceedingly low rate Of
$1O.26
Dates of sale, October 8, 8, and z,
1906. Good for return passage until
October H., 1895. For particulars
call on or address the undersigned or
any agent of the Santa Fe Route.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. II.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1896-09-28
She Has Reformed.

He was deep in his paper and didn't
want to be interrupted, but of course she
didn't care anything about that
"Did you read about that young couple
that went through the marriage ceremony
just for joker" she asked.
"No," he replied. "What Of it?"
"Why, after it was all over they discov-
cred that it wasn't joke at ALL"
"Oh, every one who tackles the mar
riage question finds that out.
He wasn't interrupted again for full
hour. Chicago Post.