Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-11-26
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VIII WnlLe, Tue EmpOrla eulLor, says
that there is no beauty in woman's
leg.
Atchison people think Leedy will be
all right, since he has consulted Jim
Orr about patronage.
Leavenworth will soon forget the
election of 1890 They have mayor
to elect there next spring.
The editors of the Alma Enterprise
don't want the post-office. In the last
paper they announce that sits news
we're after"
The Atchison Champion discovers
that the Republicans made gains in
Osborn county, anyway. But the pop
ulists carried it just the same.
There is report that out of twenty
six men who wrote for the Kansas
blue-book to Topeka house twenty
five asked for the "blew book"
Fred Vandegrift gives it out cold
that it was lack of votes which de-
feated the Kansas Republicans. This
vindicates Simpson and Bristow.
Burglars broke into drug and jew
elry store the other night and got
away with $500 in cash and about one
thousand dollars worth of jewellery
and valuable papers at Florence.
The Ell Dorado Republican since the
election is shooting such articles as
1.-THE Buried Cities of Nineveh, Baby
Ion and Nlpur" into its readers as edi-
torial in a manner which is heroic.
There was some excuse for the defeat
of Slime in Wyandotte county. Null
berry Kelly kept him on the road in
specting coal oil, and he had no time
to make canvass The hardest-worl1-
ed men in Kansas are the coal oil dep.
uties.
Under one Encouragement of the con-
gressional districts, Cowley, Chautau-
qua, Greenwood, Butler, Harvey, Sedg-
wick and Sumner will form the Sew
enth congressional district 1t would
be the prettiest district in the stcte of
Kansas
Up at Newton the girls generally
celebrated the election of Mckinley on
the principle that times would have
been so hard had Bryan been elected
that their chances for marriage would
have been greatly reduced.
Nate Barnes is the only Kansan who
has called on Major Mckinley yet who
had the good sense also to call on Edi.
tor Frease of Canton and give him a
warm Kansas hand-shake. Asst result
Barnes got six OR eight lines
1t is told that in certain little town
in the vicinity of Larned a certain
minister preached a series of very rab-
id sermons against the sins of dancing.
Upon this the young men of the town
got upa big dance and offered him the
proceeds. Did he take the money!
The lady or the tiger.
Quails are said to be plentiful. We
hear sportsmen talking of the good
time they have killing and eating the
luscious birds. Now, we can't do any
thing in the killing line, but are will
ing to help with the eating, if some
oYer.laden hunter would only deposit
a portion of his burden at our corner.
Sixteen hundred sheep from Arizona
were unloaded at Alma Sunday morn
ing to be wintered on farm north of
town. They were in bad shape, more
than 100 having died ON the trip and
some others being unable to travel
with the drove were gobbled up by the
youngsters, and now every boy IN town
has little lamb"
Grover says for all to be thankful on
Nov. &c. At present our prospects for
getting an appetite for turkey are far
better than the prospest of getting a
turkey for our appetite. But we are
always hopeful We may yet happen
to have a dark night and be lucky
enough to find low roostlng turkey
on neighbours fence.
Leavenworth and ALchison papers
are working one r. X. Smith beyond
patience. When he is not leading the
german in Atchison he is dining in
Leavenworth, and the society reporters
keep hot trail on him. Some day the
people will rise up and kill him. 1t
will not be his fault, either. The
newspapers will be to blame. There are
many ways of spelling good men, and
the newspaper route is the short
est.
Cleanliness is next to godliness, and
if dirtyness is ungodly, and we believe
it is, Kansas man is getting fur
Their and further away from his Maker.
He boasts that he never takes bath
only when caught in a rain. He is so
indolent that he never removes his
shoes until worn out Small weeds