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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
A Kick for Each Name.

Hang Theology" Rogers, the distin-
euished English philanthropist who
died recently at Il, got his nickname
from calling out Hang economies
Hang theology" at a school board
meeting where theoretical questions
hindered progress. His independent
and energetic character may be in
ferred from this story of his youthful
days: A new boy came to school dressed
In light blue jacket faced with velvet,
white trousers and waistcoat, and a
turned down collar and frills. Rogers
went up to him and asked him his
name. The boy replied: Il am Charles
stuart Vane, Viscount Seaman, and nv
father is the marquis of Londonderry -
Whereupon Rogers kicked him three
times, once for Vane. once for SEAMAN,
ind once for Londonderry.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
SAVED BY A GLOVE eUTTcr
Moments That Were Full of Peril and
Seemed Like Hours.

Moments That Were Full of Peril and
Seemed Like Hours.
How much may depend upon a glove
fastening wss Illustrated at one Of the
Monson slate quarries IN an adventure
which the person concerned would not
care to repeat, says the Lewiston Jour
nal. He was derrick man. who stood
on the brink of one of the great chasms
from which the slate rock is hoisted
His duty was to catch hold of the big
hook depending from the end of the
boom as it swung over the bank and
attach il to the crate to be sent back
into the pit Standing upon the very
edge he reached out TO catch the hook
which dangled near him. 1t was win
ter and he wore thick buckskin gloves.
The hook slipped from him as he Leaned
out, but caught into the fastening of
the glove. The swing of the great
boom took him off his feet in an in
slant and carried him out into the gid
dy space with his life depending on
the gloves holding fast. His whole
weight was hung on that button, and
there was clear 175 feet of space be-
tween him and the floor of rock be-
low. The moments that passed before
the boom could be swung back over the
bank seemed like hours to him. but
he got there at last, safe and sound.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Those Relations of Oun

A British gentleman who has recenl
ly died has said that "a mans mother
Il his misfortune, while his wife Is his
fault his cynical harshness loses
some OF It's unpleasantness when tbs
writer goes on TO explain that, Will.
ones friends are his choice. bis rela-
tIyes are thrust upon him, and no one
Is so angelic as not 10 confess that there
are occasionally cases where the tyr
amy OF kin Is most lamentable. The
scaPegrace cousin, the tedious aunt,
the g-uf uncle who delights in hurlili-
acng the family. even the drunken ia
Their or the hoyd.nish sister are too
well known 10 be denied.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Pats Keforr.

Pat has TUNED up again IN a coTlec-
ton OF anecdotes. Here is specimen
of his wit lately come to hand:
4 one-legged Yankee orator, who had
been very successfully chaSing an
freshman, was finally asked:
"Oi say, sor, how did yez lose your
Lego"
We'll" replied the Yankee, Il found,
when / came TO look up my ANCESTRY.
that / had a little Irish blood in NV
veins. and becoming convinced that it
had settled in my left leg. ha1 Il cut
Oft at once"
BE jabers!" cried Pat. 'Phot pity
It hodn't sheffield in your head!"-Har-
per's Young People.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Do You Know

That the Frisco Line (St. Louis and
San Francisco railway is positively
the only line running two daily through
passenger trains from Wichita to St.
Louis, without change, leaving Wich-
fta a 1926 p. m, and l0:40 p. m, arriv-
ing in st. Louis at $50 p. m, and 7:15
n m The equipment of these trains
is first class in every particular, con-
sisting of elegant reclining chair cars
(seats free) and Pullman Palace Draw
ing Room Sleepers.
If you are going beyond st. Louis re-
member that connection with all lines
for the east, northeast and southeast
Is made in the magnificent new Grand
Union station, st. Louis, the largest
and handsomest passenger station in
the world.
For sleeping car berths and all infor-
nation relative 10 rates, routes, etc,
call Santa F'e Route ticket office,
southwest corner Main and Douglas,
Or Douglas avenue station.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
EQUINE PATHFINDER.
Remarkable Instinct of Some Qusdrupes
as to the Way Home.

/ Remarkable Instinct of Some Qusdrupedi
| as to the Way Home.
Horses aud mules are known by al
! who have much experience with them
as famous pathfnders.
A good story of this power in the
| horse tribe is told of a mule by John T.
Campbell, of Rockland, Ind. In the
early days of prospecting in Oregon q
| PARTY was in the field, and had covered
a very circuitous course, which they de-
pended on civil engineer to enable
them to Tetract, should they see any
objects worthy of a revisit. Having de-
sided TO return to the home camp by the
must direct route, the engineer, afteT
calculating ATTITUDES and departures,
pointed out what he believed to be the
correct direction along which they must
proceed to reach the desired point
When night overlook them they found
that they were not at the home camp,
as they expected TO be, though the Ell
gineer assured them that they were not
far away from the desired point, al
though he was quite unable to say in
which direction it was best to turn.
At this stage of their wanderings the
driver of the team turned one of tho
mules loose, and at once, much to the
discontinue of the engineer and the
amusement of the rest of the party, il
set off in direction that brought then:
80 the home camp. Now, this mule
had never before been allowed to wan
der in this locality, for fear that it
would stray and become lost, nor had
it ever before been over the route BY
which they had reached the point where
the engineer was at fault TWAS after
dark; there was no one at the camp 10
make any noise that its sharp earq
might detect, and the way was entirely
unknown to it. How had il at once
taken the route that would lead to
camp?
A case allied to this happened to me
10 the Blue mountains of Jamaica,
where a pony that had never before
been in the parish, where | was lost
in tropical storm. took me back to the
point from which we fld started in the
morning, and that by a much nearer
TDuDe, al UlTeIF new 10 OOIn Oh US. w 1lio
l was s-saSe by the growth of the trees
that we were headed in the right gen.
eral direction, it was at any time i'm
possible for me to see more than 100
yaros ahead. An the time that | left
the main trail att got on what after
ward proved to bo much shorter cut,
it was impossible for me to see any,
thing In the binding fury of the cloud
burst. How the pony found its way
with so much satisfaction to itself
it never for an instant appeared to fai-
ter on its COURSE was unable TO de-
termine. 1t was more than once my
experience after that, when we had
any difference of opinion as to the ram
ified ways in those Jamaica hills. that
the pony's Judgment was the best to de-
pend upon, to find the place wh:re it
last had its fodder, although it vas at
times annoying when that plrce was
not where I wanted to go.-~Popular
Science News.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The attendaDce in the Scottish cui
rersities for the year 1s94-e5 is thu,
stated: Edinburgh, 1924; Glasgow
1908; Aberdeen, sl2.
There are two Chinese girls whs
are studying medicine at the Universe
" of Michigan. They will return ts
China as Christian medical mission.
aries.
A new porch is to be erected at one
OF the entrances to Hawarden church
by Mr.. Gladstone's son Henry. A
niche above the door viii DE kept empty
for one OF two figures
Forty girl students at the Stat.
normal school in Warrensburg. No.
have organized an athletic association
They are going to devote much atten.
ton 10 outdoor sports, and viii wear
bloomers and sweaters.
Presbyterian vigor in invective has
not degenerated in Scotland. A Glas-
gov minister, who opposed total alb
stiperce, was described lately in the
pulpit asa white-chokered blasphemer
engaged in raising sign post to hell. "
DR.. B. f. Fernow, chief of the di.
vision OF forestry in the department of
agriculture, has been appointed
special lecturer on forests and for
esrry in the school of economies, Do
htical science and history. in the Uni
versity OF Wisconsin. This course of
lectures will probably be the first one
or the kind to be given in school Of
this character.
A criminal suit against the Law
rector for neglecting to repair the chan
Gel OF the parish church, probably the
hrst suit of the kind brought in the
present century, was instituted recent,
~ by the church wsrdens of St. Peters
church, Derby, in the consistory court.
The gentleman, who draws the tithes
and enjoys the revenues of the church.
pleaded guilty and was condemned to
make the repairs.
The saloonkeepers of Flint, Mich
are considerably alarmed because the
prohibitionists of that place have de-
termined to set up a counter attraction
on Saturday afternoon when the farm
ers visit town. A church is TO be opened
end hot coffee furnished there free OF
charge. Smoking will be allowed, and
II is expected that the visitors will
have general good time-without any
OF the usual after effects.
The professors at the Berlin uni
versity do not take kindly to the con-
saS hf..A - l.
en- in allowing them to attend classes,
and 1t is reported that one, Prof
Schmidt. of the German literature de-
partment, has petitioned the minister
of public instructions to have his
classes exempt from women. Prof. Won
Preitschke. famous historian, is said
TO have actually escorted to the door of
his classroom daring woman who
came with the intention of joining
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
W ell a1d Truiy said.

Over the triple doorway Of the eathe-
5rai OF Milan there are three inScrip-
lions spanning the splendid arches.
oFer one = carved beautiful wreath Of
roses, and underneath = the legend
All that Ples-ses is but for q moment. -
oVe- another Is sculPtured cross I'D
these are TIE words UNDERNEATH. "4U
hat t7o10lss = but for a moment. 9"
LCt underneath The gnea; central en-
trance II The main aisle - the irserip-
dOn: That Only Is important which
. rternsL"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
THEATER EGGS,
Variety That Is Still Much In Demand in
Some Sections.

Some Sections.
The man with the fur-lined coa-
stopped before the principal grocery il
an interior town and casually inquil ed
How are eggs today"
well, they're little high" replied
the grocer.
Because OF big demand OF small
supply?" asked the man with the fur
lined coat.
Small supply" answered the grocer
THE hens seem to be taking things
easy in this vicinity just now"
The man with the fur-lined coal
nodded his head. as if he approved 81
the action of the hens, and then asked:
ANY bad ones?'
bad ones" exclaimed the grocer.
"Yes. ANY of the ancient, odorous va
riety that we all know so well?"
mo, sir, not in this shop" returned
the grocer, alphabetically.
'Sure?"
"Surei OF course I'm sure"
do you suppose there are any in
town." asked the man with the fur
lined coat, anxiously.
No, sir. We pride ourselves on our
fresh eggs up in this neck of the woods,
and it wouldn't be safe for anyone TO
keep bad ones"
I'm glad to hear it," said the man
with the fur-lined coat. with evident
relief. as he continued his stroll down
the street.
The grocer looked after him for a
minute, and then a great light sudden.
~ came upon him.
SAY" he yelled.
'Well?' came back the answer.
Did you mean eating eggs o. theater
eggs?"
''Theater eggs?" exclaimed the man
with the fur-lined coat, stopping short
in ms walk.
Yes. The farmers never bring IN
their theater eggs until the afternoon
before the show. / was thinking of
eating eggs all the time. but if it's
theater eggs you want. there1l be about
eight or ten crates of them on sale in
about an hour"
Then he went back into his store and
told his assistant that any jay actor
who tried TO pump him was bound 10
get the worst Of it every time.-Chicago
Post.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Didn't Need Him.

You talk mighty independent" ssio
the ward heller, with an ugly scowl
but let me tell you. boss, you'll never
run your little boom through my pre-
cinct unless 1 do the steerin'."
Il think I'll get along without you.
replied the candidate. IF / need 10
have any steering done, sir, there are
Tudders."
And he sternly bowed him out.-Chi-
cago Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14

A hairdrekser In Boston NUN b~red
among he- patrons many gentlemen %
the medical profession. One day when
operating upon one OF them he broke
forth IN great gles; Vat you dinlc,
sogtarP l haf been 20 dot hospItal,
und vie l valt to 20 up ind cut a mans
hair | sec marble bDsts OF de dogtaru.
Dere was DOCTOR Stores. md derr vas
DOCTOR PeegeIOw init de Wig dress
for bin dose dventy years. in rnzrple.
Dink OF doti Won OF nay Wigs In mar
ME-"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
cemetery:

Here Is an epitaph inscribed on 8
tombstone in a western New Yorh
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
His Birthday.

Dear John, here's a silver match
safe, and wish you many happy re-
turns"
Thank you, dear Sophia"
"Oh, yes, and mammals coming to-
CAV TO stay two months, and the soft
coars out, and the hard Goals out and
Hcre's the gas bill. "-Chicago Record.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
+. F. RLECELEY.
7. \ I A, Ma. Fac. Ry.
No. ia North Main ST, Wichita. Kan.

In the fail Of 1898 a son Of Mr T. \.
Mcfarland. a prominent merchant Of
Live oak. Suffer Co. Cal. was taken
with a very heavy cold. The pains ia
MS chest were 50 severe that he had
spaSms and was thUea tened with pncu-
mona. HIS father gave him several
large doses Of Chamberlain Cough
kennedy which broke NJ the cough ana
cured NM AR Mcfarland says when
ever MS children have Group he 5nvaris-
MY gives them Chamberlain'S Cough
Remedy and s. always cures .,hem. H.
considers i ;he best cough emily in
The market. For sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
ONE SUCH ENOUGH.

He (signiicantly)-I am my father.
only child, you know, Miss Blood.
She-Well. you can't blame him, Nh
Sappy.-Brooklyn Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14

-"Ah' that's q great strain!" ex.
claimed the tenor. who was exercising
his voice in his bedroom. "a great
strain it is, replied his roommate
ION those who have to listen to it,
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Probably Not - susy Say,
euntie. dear. you're an old maid, ar-nt
you?" Aunt Emma (hesitati:glyl-
Certainly, Susy; but 1t is not nice oi
you TO ask such a question" Susy-
Now, don't be vexed, auntie; ! know
II isn't your fault. "-Herriedener Lsub
frosch
- az" remarked Mrs. Hashcroft
at the breakfast table, that the coffee
crop o. Honduras has been seriously
reduced by two unusually dry seasons
That's odd" replied the Star Boarier;
81 never noticed a scarcity OF water 10
the coffee. "-Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
In Advance of the Times.-"Sir.-
began the high-browed man with ths
rolled manuscript, in me you behold
n man who il in advance OF the agc.S
YES" said the editor. You are SitD-
ated somewhere along about next sum
mer, 1 presume" Next eunmerf"
"Yes. ] notice that you left tie dos
open. journal.
-Determired.--"Jo John" said Nis
Blykins, what is that in your overooat
POckot?' It's tin horn, Maria
And what have YOU in your hand7'
"a red lantern. I have police whistle
in my vest pocket and red flag inside
my vest. / ID going to see IN ] can get
q grlpman to stop the cable car for me-
w Arlington Star.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
The Cure
Proof Positive.
Taking Thought of the Morrow

"I'd rather live rich and die poor
than live poor and die rich, remarked
the dissatisfied person.
well, nobody has denied YOU that
privilege" said the complacent man.
But what worries me-" moancd the
dissatisfied person, sis how am going
20 keep from both living and dying
Uoor"-To Date.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
One Who ApproHesi.

well. you may say what you please
about our cooking class, Harold. but
there is one man who knows how to
appreciate it,"
''Our family physician, I suppose;
hut he only looks at it from a profess
sional point of view.'-Chicsgo Even.
iup Post
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
How TO Cnre rheumatism.

Araga, Coos Co, Oregon. Nov. 10, 1898.
Il wish to inform you Of the great good
Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done my
wife. She has been troubled with rheu-
matism of the arms and hands for six
months, and has tried many remedies
prescribed for that complaint but found
10 relief until she used this Pain Balm
one bottle of which has completely
cured her. I take pleasure in recon-
n ending it for that trouble. Yours
truly. c. \. Bullord. so cent and Sl.OO
bottles for sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
A Question TnseftIed.

Farmers Wife - What does the
weather indications in the paper say?
Daughter-Clear and warm.
What does the Almanac say?"
Wind and storm"
''WelI, il do beat all how these scien.
lists diSagree"-N. Y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
The spltefuI Thing.

Mrs. Mann-It is so provoking, That
.irl discharged last week is going
about telling everybody what splen-
did woman | am.
Mr.. Mainland you find fault with
her for that?
Mrs. Mann-Of course I do. Don't
you see that the artful thing is trying
30 make people believe that sh- left OF
Der own accord boston Transcript
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
EOrRANRn.

Jeweler-You wish From George TO
Laura" engraved on the inside of the
ring? All right. Shall I-er-cut the
Laura" the same depth as the
GEORGE"
The Young Man (glaring at HIM
Yes, sir. can afford to buy new rings
when L need them, sir.-Chicago Trib.
une.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Light on the Mystery.

First Detective-Ah-ha, Now I I'M
derstand why the safe was not blown
open. The burglary was committed by
n woman.
Second Detective - How do you
know?
First Detective-Here's the hair-pin.
Puck
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
He Saw a CnoI Deed.

81 saw 4 cool deed this morning"
remarked Fangle at the supper table.
"What was it?" asked his wife, with
deep interest.
THE title to an ice house." replied the
wretch.-Bay City Chat.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
CRIPPLE CREEK.
THE GREAT GOLD FIELD or .TfFF,
NINETEENTH CENrrT-pv

NINETEENTH CENTURY
Is easily reached VIA. me Great Ms
souri, Pacific Railway. either via Pr
colo, Colorado Springs. or ha-h
colorado express leaves Wichita daily
~ S--e p III. arriving AZ Pueblo gr
colorado Springs for breakfast Grip
re Creek IS only few hours ride from
Sueolo or Colorado Springs
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14

The last remains Of Mary Jones
Lies buried underneath these stones.
Her name was Brown, the name OF Jones
Is used because il rhymes with stones.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
An Excellent Home Motto.

Woman Tin book store)-I want a
motto of some kind TO hang up in my
parlOr.
Clerk-Yes. madam. How does God
Bless Our Home" strike you?
Madam-Qld-fashioned, amt IT?
Clerk-It is a trife old-fashioned.
Well, there's Thrice is he armed that
hath his quarrel just. Bay City Chat.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
self-EVideuf-

''Mr. Moddlin," said that gentlernsn's
wife. in Mortified tone, you are
drunk"
"Guesh / musht be" sssented Mod
Gliu, cheerfully. cor else 1 wouldn't
(hic) let you shee me il this (hic) en-
un."-Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
a Picfure System.

"Old man higgins must be awfullY
fond of his wife / have often noticed
him taking her picture out of his pocket
and looking at it as he rides along in
the cars"
eyes, that's a system he has. 1t re-
minds him TO stop in and order thu
groceries, indianapolis Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
HOMESEEKERS EXCURSION.

The Rock Island Route will have on
sale February 11th and March 10th
HomeseekerS excursion tickets 10
points in Southern Missouri. Arkansas
Louisiana and Texas, Arizona, Okla
homa and Indian Territories al one
fare for the round trip plus $500 Tick
cts good fifteen days and final limit
for return thirty-one days from date of
sale. Hal 5. RAY.
City Ticket Agent.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Poor Girl

81 can overlook his past" sighed the
grieved and mortified young woman,
after a careful inspection of the ring
she had just received from her lover,
but / own / am bitterly disappointed
with his present"
The diamond was paste.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14

Mr. Whites dat so, you's on destaR
90 de Daily Blanketsheet?
Mr.. Black-'Deed | is, an a most
highly 'portant position Is got I mix
de paste, clean de spittons and sharper
de shears.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Would Both Stay at Home.

Father want my daughter to have
as good home after marriage as she
has now.
Suitor-She will have it il you don't
sell off any of your furniture.-Towu
Topics.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
The Fairy Tales of Science.

Uncle JOSH see where some OF
them fellers that makes wheels say
they have a bicycle plant that
Aunt Fanny-Land sakes! You don't
mean to say they've got to CROWN
EN- Puck.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Gueered Himself.

Dearest girl OF ALL was the way
the letter began. In these few words he
''queered" himself.
"Of ALL" she said softly to herself.
"Then there are others ?'-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
HOMESEEKERS' EXCURSIONS.
VA tn L

MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY.
on March 10th, April It'll and 21st and
May 9th. 1896. the Missouri Pacific Rail-
way company viii sell tickets for one
fare for The round trip. plus $20e, 10 all
points in Arkansas. Indian Territory.
Texas and Arizona east Of and including
Naricopa, and % Lake Charles. La.
Tickets VIII be limited 10 return 10 IF
teen days For further information
cal on OF address
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
She Would Omen It

The angel, bearing female shade.
paused at Heavens gate and knocked.
NO need of disturbing the inmates"
raid the shade, fumbling with her
Psyche twist; lust wait till 1 get
hair-pin Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
HRPniEn-

Young Mr.. Gilley (ardently)-What
shall I do to prove my love for you, my
dearest pet?
Miss Keedick-You don't need to do
q thing more than you do now. You for
pet that you travel on a trolley car
twice week TO see me.-Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
ATrife Clumsy at 1t.

81 hope. Johnnie" said the Sunday
school teacher 10 her new scholar, that
your parents are good Christians"
well, ma is" replied johnnie. IAN
pa used 10 he. but l guess he i little
out of practice now."-Bay City Chat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1896-03-14
Quite Otherwise.

Visitor-Wen, Emily, suppose your
sister Muriel is dressing up for the
party?
Emily-Dressing up! Oh, dear no.
It's to be a very stylish affair, you
know.-RaY City Chat