The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1896-10-02
Editorial and Otherwise

gO0N iOV sOHletDlhKs
Vice. President Stevenson is to make som
speeches for Bryan.
When man pays doctors bill, he wonder
il life is worth living.
The Texas cotton crop will fall below a mil
lion and half bales.
II You want to please your friend get throug
talking 80 he eau begin.
Sweden is to discard the Remington rifl
as the arm Of the troops.
It takes more to keep up appearance than
does to support family.
Love may be blind for a season, bnt inall,
opens its eyes very wide.
! The Countess Of Dunraven when at HON
sings in the village chuir.
Prudence and industry are the best safe
guards against hard times.
Stlfshness is self robbery, no matter whethe
it dwells in a hut or palace.
Some people are never happy unless they ar
talking about their neighbors.
| Poets take IN the beauties Of nature. Thei
wives usually take in washing.
The superior man wishes to be slow IN hi
words and earnest in his conduct.
One country, one government and one Dem
ocratic party is all we can afford.
Families with babies and families withon
babies are SO sorry for each other.
Before marriage a man swears to love
After marriage he loves to swear.
Prosperity doth best discover vice; but ad-
yersity doth best discover virtue.
There is mighty little waste about spring
chicken il woman is good conk.
A wedding ceremony is never success IN
less there is hitch in it somewhere.
When dnctor's disagree. they can alway.
Gnite in atributng it to heart failure.
Josh Billings saws when a man has tight
boots he torgets all his other tronbles.
William J. BRYAN will sneak in New Or
leans some time about the sth of October.
When n woman has n secret, nothing make.
her so mad as the discovery that no one want,
to know it.
Never marry a girl who thinks she may
learn to love you. A little learning Is a dan.
gcrous thing.
An insane man at Webster CITY, Iowa, sho,
two ladies because they wore big sleeves,
thinking they were birds.
The man who believes only half that he
hears generally gets along all right il he hap
pens to select the right half.
Governor McInurin SAYS John r. Lynch i,
not a legal registered voter and legally canno
vute in the November election.
Many a man who claims to be looking fo
work wouldn't recognize job il it stepped NJ
and tapped him on the shoulder.
When young man stops taking his girl Il
the theatre, and goes TO church instead, it,,
dollars to doughnuts they are engaged.
The Georgia State Supreme Court has de
| cidcd that the Separate coach" law applies
to street railways as well as railroads.
No matter how poor n man is, there ma,
have been a time when no rode in his owl
carriage--whie his mother pushed il along.
Less tobacco is consumed in Great Britain
in proportion to the inhabitants, than any 9th
er civilized country. The average is 20 ounces
per annum for each person.
State Secretary 7. l.. Willis, Of the Younl
Mems Christian Associations Of Mississippi
and Alabama, hns resigned to accept the sec
re.aryship Of the Omaha, Nebraska, associa
tiOu.
Hon. John Allen, Of the FIRST Mississipr
district has just returned frcm trip through
Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois and Missouri, an,
saws he Is confident all those States will 20 70
BRYAN.
An unknown artist emts the following tru
ism: "The newspaper editor WIN succeeds i
pleasing every body will not need wings in N,
next world. lie will be carried around by th
other angels and exhibited as curiosity"
The average citizen has no idea uf the mag
nitude of the work Of the Fish Commission
During the past year S,2o7 ,664,O 900 Young fs
have been "planted" in the rivers Of the Uni
ted States. They were white fish, shad an
cod fish,
A Western paper commenting nm the sclec
ton cf Eli Perkins asa Republican campaig
speaker, says: "An cminenily appropriate sc
lectiou--the would be biggest liar in tn
country as the champion Of the biggcs
thieves.
Ex-Governor Sims Of Mississippi, first as
sistsnt secretary Of the Interior Department
has announced his intention, though a gol
man, Of supporting Bryan aud Scwall and q
tho same time does not propose to resign hi
position unless compelled to.
Ferry, the garden seed man, has applied
the courts for an injunction 10 restrain Secre
tary Of Agriculture Morton from executing tn
law Of Congress directing free distribution I
seed, as Il will damage him 100000 aud Vi
sale Of 5,ooo,O packsges of seed taken froI
his firm. lie is sure 10 get left.
Chairman Faulkner figures Il out that N
Bryan will get 205 electoral votes witho,
counting New York, Ohio, New Jersey 4
Wisconsin, but which he puts in the donbsfi
column. lie says furthermore, that Mr. Drys
can lose The sixty votes of Indiana, lllinoi
Delaware, Iowa and Michigan, and still
elected By two votes.