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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10
on THE TURF.
The Aqueduet Track VIII Close Monday
Good Raeing-other Events.

AQUEDUCT RACE TRACK, May .
Racing was continued here to-day under
the most favorable conditions. The
weather was delightful for racing pur-
poses. the attendance ran up into the
thousands, and the programme was one
OF the best OF the season. Ii was a good
day for favoritos. and second choices ana
the talent left for the city well pleased
with their days sport.
As the Jockey Club has refused the
Queens County Jockey Club 10 race oV
tho off days during the Wc8tche-ter Rat
ing Associations meeting at Morris Park.
tho present meeting here viii terminate
OH Monday next.
First race-one mile Scptour Oo9 Il.
Doggett. 10 p first, with chugnut Sec
ord and Beau Ideal third. Time, l,E.
Second racc-half milc-Riher Cos Dog
gctt, TO y first. with Fhaedra second
and Bird of Freedom third. Time. ,bl.
Third race-one mile-Charade Cl', Bal
lard. EVEN first, with Captain 7. second
and Buckeye third. Time. 1911.
Fourth race-one m.le--Katie ". ll0.
I.amlcy. 10 y nrst. with Mana IL. Sec
ond and Sparklcr third. Time, 20 IL.
Fifih race-eiX flriongs MS stuart
go Powers. % 10 d first, with Noliey
second and Merry Duke thlrd. Time.
lis Ia.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

Commander Grand camp OF Nhs"''"
c. W
signed 10 Evans's Brigade then IN uo'
don's Division and Jackson corps anu
vas severely wounded al Cola harDo
on he ID Of June. Relieved from no,u-
autv he was ordered 10 reoort 10 ,o'V-
mel Gorgas. chief of ordinance. WINE 10
mi, dsnartment. and az tinle "h'n
,norv inventions and eXpedisnts were
made and resOrted To 10 supply the he""'
OF the army, Colonel CapeIS "'iu"
model OF the first compressed paper ga
hot or shoe After the war he taush'
school and read law at Eatonton. va,
and was admitted TO the supreme Io"''
az ZONES county october. NbS, anu 70
The Supreme Court OF Georgia In lsn.
and to the Supreme Court OF the Cnlteu
states i'm 1913. lie was made Nice-prSsi-
dent of the Georgia state Agricultural
Societv In 1873 Devoted TO the building
mo of her waste places. he has given
hA tine, energy. ana talents Wlthou9
stint TO the service Of his country.
Besides his work on the life ana times
Of Mr. Memminger. Colonel Capers mas
contributed much 10 literature: his Work
az fiction. BELLEVUE" went through fonr
editions Ills articles have appeared OFTEN
I'm the magazines. and his se'entinc rec
lures before the medical students or At
lantA. years ago, proved much 70 ms
credit. Colonel Capers now divides MS
residence between Charleston. ). G, ana
Cnlhorh. Ga The natter place Is me
home Of his only daughter, Mrs. b. NJ
Harlan.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

Readen Williams. Il white former near
Nantua. Ala. was lynchcd while en- route
10 The iall at Eutaw. lie had been ar
rested FOR assaulting his daugh'cr.
Alice Rubber Mil at WoonsccAet. X.
l.. Is to be started up az once, giving
work To 1900 hands. IL IS expected ihAt
the rubber mill at Millville Will De start
Ell up this week. with 1900 hands Both
mills shut down January i3th. hy order
II the United states Rubber Company TO
which those two plants belong.
Frank Slayin. the pugtllst, has arrived
in New York from England. slaYin
comes 10 get on fight with Peter
Maher, and n h. f. successful with the
rrlshnan ne will 20 after tho present
Champion, "Bob" Fiizsimmous. Slasln
has been IN the saloon business IN ing
land for tho last year or SO. hutiit
that time Peter Jackson and jim Nah
whipped him. the former IN ten ana the
latter IN seven rounds.
The extensive cotton mills or samuel
Riddles Sons. at Glen Riddle. were Ne-
stroyed by fire. involving loss OF fls"
O0): insurance $4,000. Four hundred
hands were thrown out or employment
The plant viii bc rebuilt.
The new government cruiser Br'cNlyn
has left Cramps shipyard for her private
builders trial. Monday she VIII nave her
trial at sea or Delaware Canes.
Comptroller Eckels has called for rc-
port OF the condition ~ national banks
az tho close OF business THURSDAY Nay
eth.
Mike MeRac. the last OF the M'owtan
murdcrors. was hanged at ozarN' Aa'
tie made fun confession on ihe soar
told. saving he and Jim Summers hied
McSwean and wife. and that Nit'heh
Wooten. hanged two years ago, was IN
noccnt Summers was hanses' TX
months ago. ~.
Horny Bolien. ex-city treasurer OF
Omaha. Neb.. after a second trial. has
been convicted OF emoezzling the sum OF
slO5.sOo OF public funds o. he city ani
school board OF omaha. Punishment
may be from one 20 twenty-five years
and fine IN the amount or double TIE
amount OF The embe zElencnt.
McNitanvnle. Tenn. In Cumberland
,fountcins was visited by a fire. which
DESTROYED the spoke and handle factory
ov,ned nv T. r. Burroughs 4 Co. iost,
sl5 600. Insurance. 5000 The warehouse.
nn.d with finished goods. valued al SZc.-
Coz were saved.
The Mount Pleasant Field Band or Tor
tv.one pieces will leave Washington this
Afternoon Vim the Atlantic Coas,-l'ne'
for Savannah. ia. 10 furnish the ens'c
az the Interstate military esil 10 20
given IN that eisv fSem the Nth - ne
0th Of this month.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10
HAJOR-GENERaL BRANDER.
He VIII BE in Command of the Virginia
Veterans.


Major-General Thomas A. Brander Is
the commander OF the Virginia Division.
United Confederate Neter,,as. lie Is a
typical Virginia gentleman. and was born
and reared in tho Old Dominion. lie first
saw tho light IN Richmond and has re-
sided in thi. city all his life. lie IS now
&c years OF age. lie was engaged in mer-
camille pursuits until the secession OF
Virginia.
Young Brauder was private in the
famous II Company, First Virginia Regi-
neny which was ordered TO HaIpcr's
Ferry at the time OF the capture OF John
Browa, and was sent 70 Charleston at
the time Of his execution. lie entered
the Confederate army IN 1861 as a private
in Company h, and on April 2ist, Of
the same year. was promoted 20 the posi-
ton OF Second-lieutenant OF Company \,
Twentieth Regiment, Virginia Volunteers.
As second lieutenant Ia this company. he
participated IN the battle OF Rich Noun
tain. W. Va, and on his return he WAS
recommended by the Secretary OF War
for promotion, and made captain In the
Provisional Army OF Virginia for gallant
and efficient services.
RAISED A BATTElN.
In the latter part OF 1861 he assisted
IN raising and eqUippinc the Letcner Bat
terry Of six pieces OF lisht-@ruilery' ana
was commissioned nr.d junior lieutenant
by Governor Letcher. In TINS posiuoN nc
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10
GENER4L DILLTAM 4. sMOoT.
Commander OF the Grand Camp, U. c. V
OF Virginia.

General William a. Smoot, the Com
mander OF the Grand Camp, United
Confederate Veterans Of Virginia, wiz
be a conspicuous figure among the vete-
rams at the reunion. General smoot was
born I'm Alexandria. Va, August %, 1910,
and has resided there ever since. except
during tho war.
In June 1861. lie crossed over into Mary
land. going below the enemys line, re-
crossed into Virginia. and In August
1851 Joined the Alexandria Rifles, Com
pany 4, Seventeenth Virginia Infantry
at Manassas. lie served without pay un-
til the regiment was reorganlzed. near
Yorktown. on April IS. 1852, when Dr. W.
N. Lewis. surgeon Of tho Seventeenth
Virginia Infantry, advised him 10 50 into
the cavalry, which he did and joined
the Black Horse Troop. Company Il.
Fourth Virginia Cavalry, and was with
the regiment In the fights az Williams
burg. Va. and vicinity. Mr.. Smcot was
with the company on their celebrated
march around 3IcClellan's army and was
in several other encounters with that
magnificent band OF soldiers commanded
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

States Marshal. he was Jealous and ac-
tive. Previous . that he held high
position on the Jackson railroad, now
the Illinois Central, had been partner IN
the nrm OF Payne, Kennedy i Co, and
j. l.. & II. ~. Payne * Co, AID MAS with
the cotton king the late Colonel Ed.
Richardson. and tue great cotton iim OF
Richardson & May. lie was the promoter
OF and connected with many enterprises
for the good OF louisiana Ito was APP
pointed United States Marshal by fres!-
dont Cleveland, ana filled The office with
great satisfaction 10 The public ana credit
10 himself
Ills family were from LynchDurg, Va.
and moved to Kentucky, where ne was
born. at Greensboro, June !, lel, At
which place he studied law. he moved
West, and, after engaging in the Kansas
war. making a trip out on The plains on
foot, he returned and settled In Kansas
Clty, where he obtained license 10 prac-
tlce law. aud located In independence,
Mo, at 10 years OF age. lie raised
local company, OF which he was made
captain, Ia kansas cry. for home ser
vice ON the border between hLl0uu and
Kansas lie assisted Ia tic capture OF
Liberty Arsenal tn clay county and Ia
taking the arms south OF the Missouri
river
VARIED MILITARY CAREER.
lie dlsbanded the home company. and
on the approach OK tue Federal forces.
commanded by Captain Stanley 'aitfr-
wards General Stanley Joined an infantry
company as private. and was az the en-
gagomout at Dry Cree1, near Independ-
enoe. where the hrst gun was fired west
OF the Mississippi river. lie was naue cap
tain and aide-de-camp OF the staff OF
General ROGER w Hanson, alQ was AZ
times during the war on the stan ia pro-
NOTED ranks Of Generals N. JEFF
Thompson. Gideon J. Pillow. Thomas c.
REYNOLDS, If Missouri; John Il. McCown.
Milton A. Haynes. Lloyd Tilghman,
BushIod X. Johnson. Mansfield Lowell,
William H. jackson. Writ Adams, y. y.
Forrest. ana Stephen y. Lee.
lie served We'll in all arms II the SER
,icc. infantry, artillery. cavalry, and was
sUccessively aide-de-camp and assistant
acknowledgement OF brigade. corps. and
department, thus eminentiy fitting him
for The important position ne now holds
of adlutant-gencrai OF the United CON
federate Veterans. lie was prisoner OF
war three times. When captured ~ Fort
Donelson no was taken 10 Camp Morton.
AT indianapolis, Ind. he was az camp
Chase. al Columbus. o., ana on Johnson's
Island nearly q year Al Fort Donclsoa
no carried TO General Forrest then colo
neD the first order he ever received 10
move forward into regular hattie.
IN MANY BATTLES.
General Norman was the hero or some
thrilling ard romantic cp sofes' notably
az Fort Donelson. Coffeevlie, aud near
Sharon. Miss. His signature 10 Official
orders show the part no acted al Bel
mont Fort Donslson, Corinth. shsrmans
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

nv Contain Billy Payne ana afterwards
General ". II. Payne, then captain
Robert Randolph. and was with the
plack Horse while they were unaet
sfon~s. an JacAscn. From the fight at
Ranp9lr's Springs TO his going into camp
ar Tnpker nm he remained with the
ulaclk-uorse Troop until the close 81
nh. amr when he was paroled at WIN
chester May. 1865. and re;arned home
ia Alexandria, where he has since resih-
al 10 vas wounded several times IN
hattles and sSirlnishes. and on one occA-
sicn MS left TO the mercy OF the enemy.
Int they thinking his wounds mortal,
did not disturb him.
AFTER TIE WAR.
General Sm0Ot Joined Robert T.. Lee
carn 81 Confederate Veterans, upon It's
or,,onizarion. and was elected one of the
ACCOMPLISHMENTS and In April,
le<f H. WAS elected commander. since
bis connection with the camp. his good
,,orl, in it's behalf has been notable. and
he with the assistance OF tho other mem-
hers has been endeavorlns 10 keep up
its various good WORKS:
since the war General SmOot has been
one OF the leading citizens and business
men 81 Alexandria. lie has built NJ n
u,a ,-n.iicent coal and fe.tlizing-ma nu-
featuring business that gives employ
msnt TO hundreds OF hands and puts
large amount Of money in circulation. He
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

Meridian campaign. Holly Springs, Coffee
Vile. Franklin, Spring Hill, Columbia,
Canton, around Nicksburg, and IN many
other places. lie resigned from staff-duty
on account OF injuries TO his syesight,
and was placed in command OF Moor
mans Cavalry Battalion.
About tho close OF the war he married
Miss Helen Shacgelford. daughter OF
Chief-Justice Thomas Shackelford, OF
Canton, Miss. lie conceived the idea, and
organized Camp No. 3. the Veteran Con-
federate States Cavalry Association OF
New Orleans, La, OF which he was presi-
dent and commander, holding this posi-
ton for four years. and then declining
reelection. lie is also first vice-presldent
of the Louisiana Historical Society.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10
SrAJOR-0ENHRAL MoORMAN.
lie is Adjutant-GenerL and Chief of
STAFF, u. C.V

General George Norman, adJutant-
general and chief Of stan of the United
Confederate Veterans, with his perman-
emit headquarters IN New Orleans, Is one
of the best-knowh citizens Of Louisiana.
lie was long identified with the business
interests OF that city. His services given
gratis. as president Of the State lmmi-
grafton Association Of louisiana We're
conspicuously successful, and save him
strong hold upon public esteem IN Louis
lana.
General Norman Is well known in Mis-
sissippi. too. where he has, az Inherent
times, resided. Ills greatest prominence
came through his active and energetic
measures in favor Of attracting ana Sc
curing immigration to that state. IN ti in
important service he proved hiiilsT 49, 49,
zelous, and full OF resources 40
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

served on a general court-martal for
the Army OF Tennessee
After the war he returned 10 Little
Rock. where be engaged In mercantile
pursuits. aud Is now engaged IN banking
in January. 1856 he was elected major
general to command the Arkansas Di-
vision. United Confederate Veterans, and
still holds the position.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

over a year, and was finally paroled by
special order OF President Lincoln, but
remained a prisoner until the close OF the
war.
A VARIED CAREER
After hostilitios ceased. he practi0ed hts
profession as a civil engineer and aroh-
tect, and did much work. lie was city
engineer OF Bowling Green. Ky, OF the
public works OF Warren county. Ky. and
was state engineer for periods aggregat-
ing fifteen years He was councilman
and mayor OF his city and lieutenant
governor Of his Stafe-K entCcky-for
term3 aggregating eight years lie was a
journalist several years. and rendered
effective service for the Democratic party.
lie is 4 prominent Odd-FellOw, having
been Grand Master Of Kentucky. Grand
Representative to and officer Of the Sove-
reign Lodge OF the World for twenty
consecutive years. eliminating in Grand
Sire and Generaiissimo OF the order. He
recruited. OrganiZed. and equipped the
Patrlarchs Militant. ths semi-nilitary
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

corps OF the Odd-Fellows. 5000 strong.
ana commanded the boGy for nine years.
lie IA 1891 was made commander Of the
northern divisions Of the United COnfede-
rate Veterans. and compiled rosters OF
tho Confederate prison dead buried In
the Northern Statea. and raised funds
and erected monument oyer the 5000
Southern soldiers buried IN Chicago. he
Is a pronounced southerner ana typical
kentuckian, IS a large. determined man.
liberal IN bis views. possessing great en-
ergy. IL courteous ana soldierly In his
bearing. and refined threugh birth and
BY education.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

has always been foremost IN all public
movements. and no man Is more greaty
beloved and highly esteemed than Gene
raj William A. SmOot.
While General Smoot II at the head OF
the Grand Camp Of Virginia, he Is re-
taired as commander OF his own local
camp, L. u. Lee. No. ?. at Alexandria.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

served Tor some time, participating IN the
battles around Richmond until the bat
10 Of Chancellorsyille May. iSe2. when
~ was advanced 10 tho position OF cap
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1896-05-10

General Norman was the hero OF some
thrilling ard romantic cp' 7ofes notably
az Fort Donelson, CoffeeNlne, aud near
Sharon. Miss. His signature 10 Official
orders show the part no acted at Bel
mont Fort Donslson, Corinth. shsrnan's
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10
RAMS HORNS.

Tho greatest business for anyDccs
n Gods business.
We cannot have Gods favor anu tlie
pleasures Of sin both.
The rejection of Christ IS relusai ~
hear Gods best witness.
It is better to starve and De fisn''
than to feast and be wrong.
The man who is on the SIDE OIL lhe
saloon is not on the Lords side.
All of our future will depend upon
the stand we take today for Christ
The TOP of the tower of Babel was 10
nearer heaven than the top OF a pig
sty.
M other man can get so much out OF
this life as the one the Lord is lead
ing.
The man who hates his enemy, mos
no low in thinking that God loves
him.
The existence of the devil is never
doubted by those who are on the Aora
side.
There is no greater career posslois
than to do we'll whatever God gives u
!; to do.
Without the shedding Of blood, TN
| name of love could never have peel
I written.
!. The man who would be leader mus
be ready to start before the processlo
. Is formed.
: So far as this world is concerned,
little child is the biggest thing 10
n ever put in it.
y Commanding an army is sometime
: small business compared with noldln
81 the hand Of child.
Drive the devil out of the church
~ one door, and he will cover up q
cloven hoof and walk in at another.
II we have on the whole armor
God, we can count upon the Lord I
Il victory every time we go into battle.
al If preaching were only done when t
~ preacher felt like shouting, chur
tn doors would stay shut most Of
time.
- When the mountains are carried IL
. the midst Of the sea, the safe thing
Q. do Is to trust in God for the ground
~. step on.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10
BITS OF KNOWLEDGE

Betting pads are now maue lulu
socous stone.
In Hamburg the authorities tax .
dog according to its size.
The engine Of an express tram con
sumes twelve gallons OF water for each
mile travelled.
Tho diamonds in one symbol OF the
shah's rank is said to weigh almost
twenty pounds.
MANY kinds of beetles have two eyes
on each side Of the head-one SUPERIOR
and one inferior
Coal is dearer in South Africa than
In any other part of the world 1t !"
cheapest in China.
About 100000 trees are annual!
nlanted by Swedish school children
under the guidance of their teachers
In the public schools OF Germany lhe
bright pupils are separated from the
stupid ones. Medical men DO the sort-
ing.
A German statistician makes the as
:. sertion that there are in Bulgaria o'oo'
centerarians, or one to every l,ooo III
= habitants.
} The longest artificial water course II
the world is the Bengal canal IN lhuia
900 miles; the next is Erie. 1853. Fac
cost near $1O00O,OOO.
An umbrella covered with a trans
parent material has been invented
England, enabling the holder 70 st
where he is going when he holds
g before his face.
- In the manufacture OF knives u
division of labor has been carried
z such an extent that one knife Is h1
died by seventy different artisans 1ro
the moment the blade is forged until
instrument is finished and ready for I
market
In about twenty-five seconds or
w Of blood goes the round OF the Do'
In about every two minutes the emf
Tor. blood in the body makes the rou
est through the right side OF the hea
the lungs, to the left side OF the hes
through the arteries, the veins az
49, to the heart.
t. Mother-of pearl is the hard, sllVe
brilliant substance which forms
Il internal layers of several kinds
shells. The interior of our common
tie; shells is of this nature; the mott
of-pearl used in the arts is much n
AIRY variegated, with a play Of colors.
large shells of the Indian seas a
have this pearly substance OF sutflc
ID in thickness to be of use.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10

Through uay coacn-- each way co
rsan FOR. W .r:h and Msmphls.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10
RAMS HORNS.

M other man can get so much out ol
This life as the one the LORD is lead
ing. 81.
The man who hates his enemy, mus
no Joy in thinking that God loves
him.
The existence of the devil Is never
doubted by those who are on the l'oro
side.
There Is no greater career posaiDls
than to As well whatever Goo ~
Ia y. Sss 81 sss.s ss'ssss
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10
LABOR NOTES.

Every strike inaugurated in Germany
during the present year has proven a
failure, and the organizations have lost
$50, 900 marks.
The United Labor League OF Ale
xheny county Pa, has begun crusade
sgainst Sunday labor, and will MAKE
the Carnegie Steel Company the hrs
example. >. ~
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
eSSO,J uI-OCT. 1S-SOLOMON
THE WEALTHY AND WISE.
c,,, r.~t. s.Them that Honor Me J
Will Honor, and They That Desp'se
Me Shall BE Lightly Esteemed-flrs'
Samuel $3.50.

T would not De
worth while tC
spend much time
on a study Of Solo.
mons wealth anu
glory, except 1ol
some lessons MS
experience teaches
us about the use
an d a b u S e 0 !
rio h e s, and the
greatest lesson o.
all,-that the chie'
good of man can
not be found II
them. AS the chle
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1896-10-10
Xv.-. THAN Horse Race.

p,;nkers-Why is it,hat your friend
Winkers is always down at the heels
Does he lose his money on horse
n;nkers-He never bet on horse
r.ca Hc loses his money on sne nu'
man race.
.Eh? ~
He has nine children.
[sYnrk Wookly.
Evening star., 1896-11-14
HE WAS INCORRIGIBLE,
And Preferred Gond SNAKE
Troublesome Blocks of HOuaes

And Preferred n Good smoke to
Troublesome Blocks, of Houses.
From the Detroit Free Press "a
man of this city who, thoroughly loves
good cigar was induising in smoke
after dinner when a friend,,who is given
to moralizing touched hffp OH the arm and
said: .,r ~.
I'm sorry that you ib.sttll have that
habit ~
I'm not" was the ernphat.c reply. II
was examined for life insurance yesterday
and the doctor says MY health is first
rate. So there is no use IN telling me that
1t Is hurrying me into my grave for
the facts don't bear out the assertion"
BUT It's a very expensive habit"
ma the satisfaction.such as to make
me content to foot the bill"
how long have you been, smoking?'
FIFTEEN or twenty years
DO you realize that with the money you
nave spent in that wayi you might have
laid the foundation for b fortune? Why,
you might have been the owner of that
block OF houses over there"
nave heard that kind of an argument
before. and 1t does not impress me. If l
mad bought them with money saved in
That way I'd be miserable thinking of the
good times l might have had smoking II
l hadn't wasted my money on blocks of
houses"
Evening star., 1896-11-14
SHE HAD No ADVANTAGE.

Even if Her Husband Was News
paper Man He Was Not Approachable.
from the Chicago Post
The debating club was in trouble. 1t had
run across a problem that it could not
solve.
But suddenly there was rift in the
clouds The president had bright idea.
and they were scarce enough at that par
ticular time to be highly priced.
Il move" she said, that the question be
submitted to the treasurer to report upon
at the next meeting"
But why the treasurer" asked several
In unison
The president seemed surprised at the
question.
Her husband is a newspaper man." she
asserted. as If that settled the matter.
But even newspaper men don't know
everything" protested the treasurer being
reused to action by the certainty that
everything was going against her. Il ad-
NIT that there Is popular impression in
some quarters that they do. or at least
that they ought to. but 1t is erroneous, l
assure YOU.
''Of course not" admitted the president.
mo one ever accused newspaper men of
knowing everything. but some Of them
have facilities for finding out. and only last
week you told me that your husband had
charge of the query department, and an
swered questions that would make sta
tistcian's hair turn gray"
"Ye-es, but"
No butts about it," insisted the presi-