The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1896-11-22

Is bfing dish and a few bottled ingre
a, dis, tempting meal can be compound
q edithout either meat, vegetables or the
a Invention of fuel
q Fcording to the new dispensation of
h cinistry, hostess can prepare her own
# d1er without rising from the table or
! flng her lly-White hands; neither will
u IRE be any guesswork, as everything
# Al be measured accurately. so that there
e III be no danger of too much or too lita
. seasoning or of over cooking.
: VThis laboratory kitchen is the happy in
{ Plratlon of chemist, NJ. Berthelot, of
s Paris. Should these things come to pass.
v doubtless they will remove many of the
Existing prejudices against the advanced
Swoman, who need no longer waste her
rhine in studying cook books, In the vain
d endeavor to emulate the prowess of hcr
! husDands mother, who is always held
up to her as a model Tender beefsteaks.
tempting pies, and delicious shortcalxes
will all be forthcoming without calls on
the baker. the butcher, or the grocer;
perchance marriage will again become
fashionable, as the duties of the wife and
mother will be greatly curtailed She will
be enabled to cook for large family. get
up state dinners, and be on hand at all
club meetings. Should cookery a la
Berthelot become a recognized success. all
women will rise up and call the inventor
blessed.
! 1t is truth. says the New orleans Pic
ayune, as old as creation that women
! kind are the victims of their environment.
1t Is only of late that it has occurred to
the more adventurous that they could
struggle, and, perhaps, conquer the I'M
happy conditions by which they were sur
rounded. This has given us the new
woman, the girl bachelor and the femi-
nine Mark Tapleys, who are bravely en-
deavoring to be as jolly as they can under
cred1table circumstances. If imam was
made to mourn as the melancholy song
says, he has generally delegated the big
gest part of the task to his sisters. 1t
seems to have been a foregone conclu-
sion with every one, that women enjoyed
being unhappy and so everything has
been done to facilitate the matter.
1t has always been esteemed genteel for
woman to be melancholy. A smile is
thought to be better form for her than
laugh, and even when the great heart
breaking tragedies OF life come, they fall
heaviest on her, for men may go out in
the sunshine, mingle with other people,
and forget for a time, at least, their
grief, while custom has prescribed that
women should shroud their faces in thick
wells, deck themselves in clothes whose
CONlluudl presence never lGlS lu6IH lOSG
sight of their loss, and makes them sit
behind closed shutters day after day,
eating their hearts out in unavailing
tears and sorrow.
Such environment is bodnd to have its
inevitable effect In shattered nerves and
broken health, and the dullest observer
knows that another woman has become
the victim of her surroundings. clever
and original California woman, who re-
Ii. Il no
on the feminine temperament, has just
been trying a novel experiment. She was
a woman who had had many great sor-
rows. For years she had worn black
gowns, and smiles had been strangers to
her. Her health was wreck. she was
the victim of insomnia, nervousness, dys-
pepsia and kindred ailments. She de-
termined to try a cure for unhappiness,
and to be cheerful and laugh whether
she was amused or not. She threw her
house open to the sun; she put on cheer
full gowns, and three times day, wheth-
er she felt like it or not, she laughed
heartily, uproariousiy. She trained her
self to a laugh at the slightest provoca-
ton, and when none presented itself she
would retire to her room, and there make
merry by herself.
1t is said that the cure has been a COM
plete success Health has followed in
the footsteps of merriment, and the
laughter, once such a hollow mockery,
has now attained the genuine ring of en-
joyment. More than that, her example
has been contagious, and her husband
and children and neighbors have been in
fected with mirth, and they are all now
healthy, happy and wise. 1t is to ne
hoped that the unhappiness cure may be-
come craze like the hot water fad, the
grape cure and the other long list OF
cures with which a nervous and dyspep-
tic people have amused themselves. lt
was never intended we should always
mourn over the inevitable griefs and dis
amendments of life. Calm succeeds the
severest storm, the day breaks fair and
beautiful on the darkest night smiles
should follow tears. Throw open the
windows Of your soul to Gods blessed
sunlight, and let laughter curve the lips
of pain, and the brightness return to tear
dlmmed eyes. Try the cure for unhappi-
ness and be happy.
Among the articles In the November
culver is one by Mary Spencer Warren
telling how the queen spends Sunday. In
former years 1t was customary for her
majesty to rise quite early on the Sunday
morning-as, IN fact, she did every day
In the week OF late years, however, she
seldom leaves her room much before ten,
at which hour BREAKFAST Is taken with any
members Of the royal family who may be
there, a cup of tea and little toast hav-
ing been previously conveyed to her maj
esty's bedside by one of the "dressers."
After breakfast the queen has turn
round the grounds in, her donkey car
rage the donkey being the one she bought
at Florence.
To preach before the queen is. Of course,
a greatly coveted honor, and etiquette
formal and prescribed has to be observed.
No personal reference to her majesty Is
permissible, a pure gospel discourse being
de rigueur, delivered as though her ma
jesty was not present Many have tried
to evade these rules. The queen likes and
anloYa q plain practlcal dlEcourse. Sc