The Newtown bee., 1896-07-24
4. 6. BAKERS AD

1 UId you never think of Ii how much like l NI.rItut Rome IIAwlcyvilIe iS2 At least the l o5I saying That "itlI roads lead to ROme," is l cIuAIy applicable to HAWley vile. Julius ! tH'~uT los, ills life Ill conspiracy or TCvOlu | lIOu among q few Uld Roman "WheeI horses | -t tO speak rud our lust years faithful Oflirc 1 CHt met Il 9ILlhlr tragic tH q within 60 feet Oi l oui uUut nuur while striving 0 check or 1 stuilI.d revocation among the drive wheels Of ! }~ NtW EuBtAHd freight engine, and at the 1 ClU-t: ,i Lit lHl4UI revolutions That followed 1 i'll trun the whole nine lives Ot that devoted l BjtlNered up here anil there in pieces, every 1 ii cr dc;tH -ucld as JUl.us CiH5ar.-We use 1 this cXproa7 sion as comparative and not as a quotation Ot slang.
 l.0mc'7 populace were wont to feast their yes up0n lHu tragic and blood CurdIng acts | ot LnG arena, glHdiuLOrIal combats to the 1 death, amt the CI unching of mems bones by l hleII 7lar} @d and terOciOus wild beasts amid tHe uiuugNts of the brave and the fair.
 IIIWlry yNIIIt exhibits every now and then n EIHUIAtUTlNi combat tO the death between two monster engines, and the cruuchtng Of mems bones by LuU blood thirsty, untamed and neV- CT 9"jiateu car bumper. llhd some of the tragedies here enacted been suddenly sprung upon 3ln old Roman audience, S0 per cent Ot lH"s', NN"fonS Romans would nave been found under tho hay stacks and i'll the tall trees instead of applauding from the crimson CUshlUHCU boxes.
 ltutnv htd her great uquatic reservoirs and WItrrWAys hut she irtd nothing to compare with our great north frog ponds and polly wOE untChCrles, NhGre-uutil they arc drain ,d and AbOll5hcd-we can produce more mi
 houintic bToCIcs, tw ill pOllywugs and double
 yDitCQ CEES to the square foot than Rome
 could tO IhG yard ! hat we can beat old
 Rome on this point We are positive. (Only our extreme mOdtS1y checked us from add
 lUg that We cOulu almost do it on a cOmpCti-
 tI} @ display Of artistic Gurniture) but what if
 wo do OutnumDCr Rome ill some things and
 resemble her n others, we shall strive to do 70 no longer. uaWleyVille Is no imitatOr. N htt care We tor arenas and CollOseuInS, and 7CulplurUu walls anu chariOts of gold, and gales of bronze, and trlDuLe to Ctusar? We
 prefer our own romantic and rural simplicity,
 natures haudIwOlk K, to Roman grandeur. Our
 i'd ifs ik44 -lK7 hills and stately forests. G4 4Ound made hal
 lowed and dear by reCoucctlons Of the past
 und th0 prices Of the present. The same hills
 and the same forests under the same blue
 dome where our iUTctutherS fought and blod
 Tor lIccaolh, anu where the mocCaslned feet
 Q! our )redGcessors the noble f4d meu" tr0d
 here he shot down the bison and the bear
 and the glcam from his evening camp fires
 lutBCu the forest leaves and ululpuOu hlli
 NnU dale. W here he Campcd his tGcpees. kin
 Nlgu his fires and smoked his skins and yeni
 son ill the morning, sWHpDed Jack knives
 humble te-Neg during the matinee hours Ot i The, a afternoon while the gentle sUuaw dexter OusIy roasted Quahangs and chcStnuts and tortured the palG-taced captive to the beat of
 the tom tom in the central foreground, and black signal smokes pulled uCaY6nward on
 the iii, tunt luIJS, revealing the fortunes of the day HuU telling of the plans for the morrow. W Q know not what IIawIGyVillG's future may be, but " iihl past to look back upon What stimulating IOOd tor thought! What scenes ure these for the imaginative ana soaring mind to t" ell upon! How the dim outlines of the past loom mp and nAss before us m panoramic paniomlIne, while the central ngurCs UccOme-boCOme. We can see plainly that the subject is too exhaustive tor any thing short Ui u book. We started out to say something in regard tO furniture and carpets and mattinBs and rctrigcratOrs and baby car riagG9. but you can see for yourself there has not been ghost Of chance to get word in l edS0Wise; no more chance than there would 1 he to atteMpt an introduction of the NeneZu- 1 clHn boundary question at a sewing society. l SD we must refer you to the exhaustive ads l ut other furniture dealers to be found else where iu the columns Of this paper. Good l men all Of them and true but If they don't 1 keep VI hat yon want then you will have to | come 10 IawleyVille. While waiting for | trains don't forget to stroll into our waiting l ana reading room where you can sit in the l front windows Nud"seG the wheels go round"