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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

ADMINISTRATORS Belt has almost com
pletely restored my health after suffering
for years from partial paralysis. John
CURRAN, 1419 Folsom street, San Fran
cisco.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

NERVOUS DEBILITY-"Your Belt has cured
me OF Nervous Debility in three months
after barrels of medicine had failed. "-WIL
LIAM DAWSON, 1922 Suffer street, San
Francisco.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07
Skating Continues to Occupy the
Attention of Most of the
Guests.
SHOOTING THE TOBoGGAN SLIDE
Overland Tourists Find Time to Test
the Quality of the Exhilarating
Exercise.
PALACE OF THE ICE KING,
BEGINNING TO FREEZE AGAIN.
TRUCKER, CAL, Jan. 6.

There are more visitors here to-day than
at any previous period of the carnival sea
son, and the town is busting with gayety
and sport. A big excursion party is COM
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

IMPOTENCY-"Publish to the world the fact
that am cured of nervousness, night losses,
imDotency and lame back by your Belt, and
am now able to do as much WORK as any
TWO menu. a. SNYDER, Occur d'Alen e.,
Idaho,
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07
san MATEO ter EPHONE LINE.

Wires to Be Strung From San Francisco
to PdEo tito.
REDWOOD CITY, CAL, Jan. 6.-The
Board Of Supervisors to-day granted Wal
ter F. Shelley, All electrical expert, per-
init to erect telephone wires along the
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

VARICOCELE-"You strong Belt has cured
me of Varicocele and weakness of % years
standing.'-L. L. JACCARD, Jeweler, San
Leandro, Cal
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

LAME BACK-"I would not take 800 for the
Belt got of you six weeks ago.'-CAPTAIN
HENRY BECK, 240 Montgomery street,
San Francisco.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

NERVOUS DEBHTTY-"In four months your,
wonderful Belt has cured me of Nervous
Debility."-L. C. MINYARD, Napa, Cal.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

NERVOUS DEBILI1Y-'sYour Belt has cured
me of Nervous Debility that was so bad I
could not walk. THOMAS RAY, Ameri-
can Exchange Hotel, San Francisco.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07
ASK YOURSELF.

Ask yourself the question, ais it not strong
proof?" 1t is, but it is not half as strong as
can be seen in DR.. Sandens Office. Letters from
prominent merchants, lawyers, and even doc
tors, who have acknowledged this wonderful
Belt more effective than medicine.
You have everything to gain by discarding
drugs and trying this Belt. three months
doctor bill viii buy the best Belt. Get the
book, ''Three Glasses of Men, free, with price
list and full information.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07
MONEY TO LOAN

and improvem ents, for repaym ent in a DEFINITE
NUN Der of monthly installments, 70 suit bor-
rover. Apply TO the CALICO RN1A GUARANTEE
INVESTMENT CO., 326 Montgomery St., S. +.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07
These Men Are Cured

And You Can Find Them All at
the Addresses Given, Glad to
Certify to the Power of DR..
Sanden'S Electric Belt.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1896-01-07

PROMPTLY. WITH
liberal advances upon
approved Real Estate
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
a 0IAv>y ne~a.~.s

4 Midway Depso0ae.
Great exposition" said the Shabby
Nan to the gentleman with the mid
eyeglasses
Yea"
BE . prime factor In the develop.
ment Of the South"
YES"
Attract foreign capital"
YES"
Great assistance in the work Of I'm.
migration"
YES"
MY friend" said the Shabby Man.
there only seems to be one word in
your vocabulary. but 1t is q word I like
extremely. And now I am going to put
1t to the test: have not eaten a mouth
full in three days. Could you lend me u
quarters"
Yes"
And the Shabby Man pocketed the
silver and was lost in the crewd.-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

1t al good form on the gown Of younI
girl; beautifully shiny ribbons and DEL
icats embroideries. An exceedingly
smart frock Of pearly white tafPeta II
made girlish and sweet by its accessories
Of broad pearl-white satin ribbon and
huge buttons set with pearls. The
skirt is immensely wide, haring GU. in
huge pleats Of gauffered taffeta, with q
graduated panel of white satin ribbon
directly down the center. The bodice
is as dainty as possible, made Of the
taffeta. pouehing well over the folded
belt Of white satin ribbon. Directly
down the center Of the front is a i've
inch satin ribbon in the form Of q box
pleat. and decorated with huge buttons
set with pearl. 1t is cut quite low.
sQuarely across from shoulder to
shoulder and banded with rib
bon. A soft frill Of chiffon covers the
pretty shoulders. The sleeves are
broad loops Of the ribbon knotted
through the center. With this trick are
worn long suede gloves of pearl white
and suede slippers to match. The
cloak to 60 with this pretty creation is
Of snowy-white elder down. very full
and quite long. with deep opera hood,
and all edged with the softest and fluf-
fest Of white Angora.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
lar yoke. The sleeves are modishly
draped to spread at the elbow, the lower

lar yoke. The sleeves are modishly
draped to spread at the elbow, the lower
arm being composed Of richly brocaded
velvet, black pattern upon ground
work Of dull blue. A sailor-shaped
cape collar Of the same is edged with
heavy black Thibet. The small wrists
are trimmed in the same way. The
cloak is made wonderfully warm and
cozy by a wadded lining of leaf-green
satin. A "grandmother's" mum of
Thibet accompanies the rig and lends
an air Of quaintness. A "Billy Cock
hat Of dark blue felt has its rolling brim
faced with dark blue velvet, and at its
side two stiff iridescent quilts, held by
q snug little choux of velvet.
Another fetching plaid cloak is in
shades Of brown and white in very large
unbroken checks. It is made in
Mother Hubbard fashion, with huge
sailor collar of golden-brown velvet
OVERLAPPING the round yoke. The collar
Is edged fatty with coarse yellow lace,
from under which falls white Angora
fur. A huge white felt hat, massed
with heavy plumes, the brim tied down
over the little ears in the Quaintest
manner by broad ties of gauffered silk,
makes the small wearer picture of
childish beauty. The pretty gray as
trakhan is the body of one of the pref
test cloaks of the season for small lad
dies. It is, as are all the smart coats,
cut abnormally short, so as to set out
like huge frin about the small legs.
There is an enveloping collar Of navy
blue velvet, edged with white Angora,
topped by an openwork band Of cut
steel.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
All the Same.

All tue same
Have you any flounces?" asked
Tony Pippin, with an distracted air,
as he inserted his legs under a table
In one Of those quick dispatch restau-
rants in Park Row.
The fluffy-haired waitress glanced
down at her plain black skirts. blushed
laboriously, and said:
What was that you wanted?'
"Flounces.''
How'll you have 'em-baked, boiled,
shirred Or bias?" the girl responded,
facetiously. She thought Mr.. Pippin
was given to repartee.
Il want them fried with bacon
Tony responded, with some severity.
will you take my order?'
Eyes, il you call for anything on the
bill. This amt no Chinese laundry"
Struck by a sudden fear. Mr.. Pippin
grabbed the thumb-painted menu, scan
ned the oyster list for a moment, and
then said meekly:
II made q mistake. It's scallops ]
want."-New York Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Of the red shades, and are smartly COM
bined with hunters green or peacock
blue velvet, rows Of tiny brass buttons
and black satin. A charming little
cloak for miss Of years is of the soft
est wool in blue and green plaid. made
to hang in full box plaits from circu-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Realistic nlustr.tioos.

She. the sweet girl graduate. was sit
ting by the seashore. unconscious Of all
this living world, totally absorbed in .
thrilling love story. It was an ele-
gantly bound and profusely Illustrated
volume.
He. the rising young artist, stole
softly up behind her, wholly unob-
served.
20. how aggravatingw she exclaimed:
the heroine just kissed by the hero.
and no illustration!- slight strug-
gle followed, and now the unadorned
fifty cent love series are quite good
enough for her.-Truth.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Music In tho Family

MUSIC IN mo Eomuy
"He1Sy," said old Mr.. 30 Iersock
solemnly. have you read this piece in
the paper?"
Il have not. father" answered Henry,
truthfully. {.
For he was an amateur musician.
"Oh, you never saw anybody who was
more So"
1T is a piece" pursued old Mr.. Bow
ersock, gloomily, "about q New Hamp-
shire man who played the VIOLIN"
"And what-what happened to him,
father?" faltered Henry.
He knew instinctively that It must
be something.
"The other day while playing on his
fiddle" said Mr.. Bowersock, sinking his
voice to hoarse whisper, "he suddenly
struck a loud discord and fell over
dead"
'Yes-es, father" stammered Henry.
taking his aching heart in his hand and
passing out under the silent stars with
it.-New York Recorder.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

A story is told Of a veteran professor
in a western college who rivals Sir
Isaac Newton in Observation-Disclosures.
that he walked under sprinkler on his
lawn without noticing 1t until he got
indoors, when he found that his hat
and coat were wet. and looked out In
surprise to see whether 1t were raining.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Frocks for the Dancing school

Now is the season Of delight for the
young dancing-school miss who is con-
sidered too young to come out" in So
ciety, but who may dance and flirt to
her hearts content under the chaperon-
age Of the dancing teacher. White
forms the foundation for many of the
dainty dancing gowns, and is really the
only appropriate thing for these young
buds to wear. though, no doubt, their
hearts ache for the more gorgeous array
Of their fully fledged sister, who has
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Words Of ExpeEienca
Have you written any Of your
speeches YETI" asked the old member
Of Congress Of the new one.
why, no." was the reply. II don't
know yet what topic may ind It de-
sirable to speak upon"
What topic! Why, man, you don't
need any topic. What you want to do
II 70 have something ready to ding into
the breech when your party calls on
you In an emergency to come forward
and kill time. Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Dishonest Politicians.

is 1t really true" said the boy, that
politicians are sometimes not strictly
honest?"
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum. sad
ly; Il am sorry to say that 1t is. Ihave
known politicians who got votes years
ago and have not paid for them yet."-
Washington Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

ing this combination. White has {
softening effect upon color in every
case. and is especially charming wheI
made up with pretty soft grays, brown:
or some Of the pretty mixed goods.
A fetching gown for semidress even
ing wear is made up of smoke-gray
crepon and pearly white velvet. The
flaring skirt is set full of panels Of
pearly white velvet, broad at foot and
tapering to the waist in a sharp point
The round bodice of crepon has panels
OF velvet from throat to waist, gradu-
attng like the skirt. Over the full
mandolin sleeves Of crepon are flaring
points Of velvet smartly stiffened. A
pretty gown Of black satin is made gay
with pipings of white satin and rows
OF tiny white pearl buttons. Another
pretty frock is Of tobacco brown taffeta,
with trimmings of white satin ribbon
edged with frills Of yellow Valen-
ciennes lace. The skirt has wonder
ful width, and II decorated by two
panels set in either side of the skirt,
edged with rows Of lace-edged ribbons.
The round bodice. and it seems -
though all bodices are round nowadays.
II composed Of alternate rows Of lace
edged ribbon and tobacco-brown velvet
ribbon. There are huge balloon sleeves.
deeply tucked across thf upper por-
tons and finished at theFwrist by lace
and ribbon.
A pretty black and white checked
gown Of softest taffeta has decorations
Of ivory white satin and black jet. The
godeted skirt is enormously full and
perfectly plain. It has seamless little
bodice Of the checked goods. with let
In yoke Of white satio edged about with
Jet. The lower part Of the full sleeves
are Of jet-covered satin.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
It's Against tho Law.

It's Against tho Law.
Mr.. Fort Greene-Where are you OF
to now?
Mr.. Cheatem-Tm going down to
business.
why, this is Sunday"
II know it."
And you're a broker!'
Eyes, sir"
well. don't you know there is a law
against shaving people on Sunday!'-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Lads seem made
especially designed
for wear by chill
dren, and they are
in strong favor this
season. The blue
and green plaids
are the most COM
monty seen this
season, and are
generally more be-
coming than those
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Providing for The Future.

Providing for The Future.
Mrs. De Brush-What a peculiar por.
there! What II Il made Of?
Attendant = made Of nne Jap
anese rice strung on strings. Only 81.
Mr.. Dc. Brush-Better buy that,
Louise; when the excheQuer gets low
we can make soup Of the portiere.-
Mercury.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Io0d for ThoughG
He pressed mad kiss upon her lipA
How can you?" she exclaimed.
"Ah, love is blind" he answered.
And, when. four hours later. he took
his departure. she was still thinking
Detroit Tribune.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

There goes a man who has q great
pull" said the drummer.
"Ahr answered the visitor to town
with heightened interest: lone Of your
local politicians. probably"
NO." the drummer replied, with .
drummer's rigid adherence to truth.
hes q barber."-New York Recorder.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Saying, 1.-The Lord is my high tow
err" was one of the ways David had of
assuring his soul that God was still
keeping watch.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

It is thinking he can do better for
himself than God will do for him that
makes the miser starve himself to get
gold.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Willing to Try.

Old Gent-So you want to marry my
daughter. Ell?
Prospective Suitor-Yes, sir.
Old Gent-Do you think that you can
keep her in the same shape that I
have?
Suitor-Well, from what have seen
Of 1t in her bathing suit, opera gown
and bycling boomers. admit it's
worth my while making the effort
New York World.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

The John A. Salzer Seed Co.. Ct Il
Crosse. Wis. have recently purchased
n complete catalogue trade Of the
Northrup. Braslan. Goodwin Co., Of
Minneapolis and Chicago. This gives
the SalzH Seed Co. the largest cata-
Jogue mail trade in the world and they
are In splendid shape to take care of
same. q they have recently completed
eheir mammoth new seed houses. The
1896 catalogue is just out and the
hrgest ever issued. Sent to any adj
dress for cents to cover postage.
A man may unlearn, but q woman
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

If the heart goes with the gift, it
may be small and homely in the eyes
of men, and yet it will be great in the
sight of God.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Health is good thing, but sickness
is better thing, when we can joyful
~ bear it in gentle submission to the
will of God.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

The Federation of Agricultural La
Dor of Denmark comprises thirty-two
branches.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

IF you hear q lion roar when You
are where you ought to be, go for
ward and Stay it. 1t will make good
bee hive.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
OUR WIT AND HUMOR.
SOME GOOD JoKELErs FOR OUR
LEAN READERS.

he Condition That C0afroated Yankee
Doodle-Pat's Ups and Downs-Thsy
Never Spsak-Against the Law-Sone
Sharp Points.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
a COmmotiOn.

There was considerable comm0ti0n
in the carpenter shop. Voices were be-
ing raised angrily.
You're screww
You're a bore!'
"AiIkt he plane!'
Think I'll reduce myself to your
level!'
well, act on the square them"
"Oh, 60 and read adze"
At that moment the hammer hit the
nail on the head, which so amused tho
foot rule that 1t doubled up.-New Yorf
Recorder. .
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

The man who robs bank would
never do it, if he stopped to ask God
for his daily bread before he picked up
his ''jimmy."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Hl0 Nerve
Tramp lady. do seek in0ain?
I'm hungry - . boar
LAdy-Why, sa1es aliv,! You here
asainf gave you food. I'd swear.
Tfamp-Bveor ut at IN. 1oe ! aeyoe
v1eh ovegy vord yoa Qoaks 1T TIT
- n1l 1en4 ysasse9 ~ a.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Gowns Of Combination Hue..

One sees remarkable number OF
costumes showing combinations of
white. Any and every color is put with
it and with an astonishingly good ef-
feet. Black and white has long been
in vogue, and is still so much in favor
that there are no end Of costumes show
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Nothing n prettier for . tailor-made
GOWN than . doeskin vest with daintily
specified buttons for trimming.
The most elegant wide skirts have
the folds falling In fittings M around
,and ne strapped ct the seams With vel
8 90 fraser skirts are ne
1D - above tho lewaR
W Narrow trsN -
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
FOR WOMAN ANDHOME
INTERESTING READING FOR
DANES AND DAMSElS.

Dresses for Little 0lrlh-Ff0clD for the
D.acisg School = Bright Hues for
Evening ,Gowns-Somo HINTS for the
Household.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

Employer-Now, young man. II You
want this situation. you must tell me-
something about yourself What -
your station In life?
Clerk generally get on At Twenty
third street, sir.-New York Recorder.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

slobbs-Jenkins told ne llis Be-
eonsreet vas IN old Aame e yourA
Hoob1oeAA - 1AADe3 1noom11oo1
W1y $50 sr - ~ !. !. - :;
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02
Pats Ups and Downs.

Nike-"Well. Pat, how Is tn world
treating you?
Pat-"Well, OF have my ups and
downs"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

by Blymer.
Einstein, Isaacs, Abrahams, Schaub,
4oos and Oppenheimer.
Yankee thought with pick and spade
To earn his daily sage.
Alas! that job was filed by Gil
.Ovanni Pietro Dago.
By shoveling ore upon the dump
He sought to keep his house. He
Discovered that that work was done
By Wycieh Szostakowsky.
"Humph! Some heiress must wed,
Aged and uncomely::"
That doubtful prize was carried OF
BY BERTHE Cum Nothing Cholmonde-
ley.
Yankee Doodle rode back home,
Cast down, to be farmer;
But all the farms were owned by Lud-
Wig Steiner and Yon Yarmer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

A man may unlearn, but woman
never.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1896-01-02

A N X E E Doodle
went to town
Upon his little
pony;
He tried to get an
omce, but
Twas got by
Mick Maloney.
Yankee Doodle en-
tered trade:
That was filed
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1896-01-13


Ohio, who during his term in that post
was one of the best known men in the
United States, is one of these In a GER
tain way, Mr.. Hoadly is not has been.
His law firm enjoys one of the largest
practices of any concern in New York
Mr.. Lauterbach, who is now so promi-
nent in New York city politics, is one
of his partners. Mr.. Hoadly was born
in New Haven and comes of what might
be termed 'foficial Stock since his IA
Their, when young man, served term
as mayor of New Haven, and then of
Cleveland, while his grandfather, who
was a captain in the Revolution, was
elected to the Connecticut legislature 26
times consecutiYely,. a record which has
not been broken or equaled, so far as I
know, in the land of steady habits. Mr..
Hoadly was a partner of Salmon P.
Chase in the law business at Cincinnati,
and also served on the bench in that
city. But from money point of view,
at least, he has scored his greatest sue
cess in New York.
Two of the other ex-governors now
living in New York are named Cham
berlain - Joshua L., ex-governor of
Maine, and Daniel H., ex-governor of
South Carolina. Joshua L. is an excel
/ lege president as well as an ex-governor.
For years he was the chief executive of
Bowdoin, and he served as professor of
mental and moral philosophy for num-
Der of years after 1874. He was an Off
Ger in the Federal army during the civil
war and served in % pitched battles, a
record that has been equaled by few. In
his early days he was licensed to preach,
and was government commissioner to
the Paris exposition.
Ex-Governor Lounsberry of Connecti-
cut, still resident of that state, is now
a bank president in New York, and al
though he is a has been so far as the en-
tire country is concerned, he is still an
important factor in the business life of
the metropolis of the Atlantic seaboard.
John S. Wise, sometimes called colonel
and sometimes ex-governor, who was
once much more prominent chan he is
now, is also living in New York at pres
ent. He was a soldier on the Confeder-
ate side, but he was neither colonel
nor captain nor was he ever govern
or. It was his father who was governor
Of Virginia. and who ordered the execu-
ton of John Brown. Like some of the
others mentioned in this article, al
though Mr.. Wise is less of public char
acter than in the past, he is making
more money during his apparent retire
ment than he ever was before.
NJ. L DEXTER.