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The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1896-04-30
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troe BY mail II you order trial. send 10c. In stampe
or pay postage. DIR. H.HGRIEN 6ONS, Atlantas6o
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1896-04-30
Daniel Boone's Monument.

The Kentucky Legislature has been
asked to appropriate 5000 for the con-
struction Of an iron cage over and
around the monument of Daniel Boone
and his wife near Carrollton, KY, In
order to preserve what Is left of the
monument from the ravages of the
relic hunters.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1896-04-30

Wisconsin is important in manufae-
turing. having 1896 hands and max
ing $24S, $40, l64 worth of product.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1896-04-30
Mrs. Dlmmick's Appearance.

Mrs. Dimmick is not a beautiful
woman in the ordinary sense. Her face
is fairly youthful, with the ebullience Of
good feeling. The eyes dance with en-
joyment as she talks, and the lips smile
frequently and almost girlishly. Her
eyes have prevailing tints of hazel. The
face is little careworn, but you re-
member that its owner has been tried
in the battle of life. The forehead is
crowned with an ample coronet of soft
brown hair; the nose is straight and deli
cate; the lips are trifle too thin perhaps,
but firm and cOntented in exnression
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1896-04-30

whelming that Barney Barnato and
the other agents of Rhodes were nearly
swept off their feet
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1896-04-30
The shanghai ROSTERS dull and

What makes his lordship feel so bad?
Alas! He has no Easter lay.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-04-23
CURRENT fXrEN~M Fund.
An13iinc1 MentS.

Felix Warren hereby annuuur : him
srita candidate for .he office of CIV
Marshal, subject to the action OF II"
Citizens convention.
{. w. iIadley hereby announce.
himself a candidate for City Marshal,
subject To the action of the nominating
convention.
lno I, isoos hereby announces INN
~rlf a candidate for City Mer-hui, sub
ject I" he action 81 the CitiHen'- con-
VeuttuH.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-04-23

and - " b. }ll. f.tNtlrt. Bnl' d GlB -llt ilit D
To- corner common 20 .lvp'~ .. a4d ..2 d .
.r- alG 81 thture Wrst T. njly-
thoatr uprtu r mile IT, riar,. 81 Nr--'l4. .
ming
> Ia ;... .tu.tt.. nI iHNing uut .rt ,~-
llI-Aln- election precincts uH lh'
. Sea p,fct lnJiuH Reservation lt SCI
Perez county. Idahc. II was ordered
tuat tine ~rnc I,. lVtG lnt uHt e-'au~
n~l,a a. follows.
!apuai Precinct. Comm. urjIs at ID
point on the south tAnh .t tUc l',car-
water river. where iac wet lin. Of the
Npl rer,c Ludiau l}o-crTanou inter
-ects Said river; thence ruuniua south
criN ON -ald reservation 'inr tnH point
where -aid reservation .luc Iuttr-cei-
tp line between tp'> 3. and "A, W b lnt
thence east un said IT, line to0 point
Wnerc said tp line iuter~..rf- raugr Iur
between ranges : and - " b. nj, thence
north on said range line ~tE miles 10 d
ppiut where said range !lic CROSSES IT,
.t mae between tips - and - north.
thence east T. miles to the Boise n,eri-
dan; thence north on said merriam TO
south bauk Of the Clearwater nNrt
thcuce down said river 10 plac" of he
ginning.
Nr< prrce Precinct e Commencing
"a, poitt on the south bank of the
Cloau.Watcr river, where the Boise me
! rldau crosses said river; thence north
: on said meridian to II lin" between TIPS
! - aud ~: thence 3 miles west on tp
line To see corner common to secs ;, /,
j 3; and -; thence south To County line;
L thence ea~tCriN on County liue To the
j Clearwater river; thenCc down the
t. Clearwater river to place of beginning.
{ II j. hereby ordered that the houu-
= daria- of Naha, Mason and Goldsmith
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-04-23


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Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-04-23

Wheels, eel~.-We have en-rou'c,
Il line OF bicyt lie, Medium and Hi"lt
Gradr-Srcoud to none--Will arrive
Oh Or about April 1t. We believe Ne
cali save you nloney-~ee them.
"THE CAsU HARDWARE STORE
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1896-04-23

a. L. SIDDhLf.
Jug AMI EK-OmSio Clerk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
THE SALT nERALI y HDN hsDAI 1896.

Utah viii send big delegation. At
each of these convention cities every
body will want to see the Utah head
quarters. from the position this state
has occupied in the past and because
it goes to the conventions prepared to
back its wishes in the matter of policy
with three electoral votes All this
assures Utah much prominence.
Would it not be good thing to have
small but complete exhibit of all the
states mineral products prepared
and sent to st. Louis along
with the delegation to the
Republican convention and placed
on exhibition in the Utah headquar-
ters? When the convention there adj
journs it could be sent to Chicago and
placed in the Utah headquarters there.
All this could be done without any
great expense and it would be in the
interest of the whole state, there be
ing nothing political in it. There
could be no better opportunity to give
the men who mold political opinion in
the country knowledge of Utahs re-
sources. And we believe it would aid
the silver cause as nothing else would.
The idea Should be given consideration
by the central committees of the two
parties.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
A MUNICIPAL COMPARISON.

Comparisons are odius, as all people
know without citing the authority of
Shakespeare and Johnson. But odious
as comparisons are, they are as handy
as a pocket in shirt.
When Mr. James Glendinning entered
upon the duties of the Office of mayor
of Salt Lake City he sent a very ad-
breathed the spirit of economy and re-
form, and this was welcomed by the
people, But we are constrained to think
that with that message economy and
reform in the city government breath
ed their last.
The administration that preceded the
present was far from popular at its
close. 1t had it's faults, some of them
grave, but it accomplished some re-
forms. it introduced some economies
into the administration OF municipal
affairs.
In comparing administrations it is
usual to take their heads for compari-
son. With no desire to injure anyone
and with every desire to be just, we
propose to take Mayor Glendinning and
ex-Mayor Baskin and compare their
administrations in one matter in which
all the responsibility rested upon them.
We recognize that the mayor of this
city is sometimes held responsible for
things he should not be. On him is
occasionally saddled blame that prop
erly belongs to the council. That is
not our purpose. But let us to the COM
parison.
The comparison will be between ex-
Mayor Baskin's handling of the may
or's contingent fund during the last
year Of his administration, and Mayor
Gle,-dinning's handling of it for the
first two months of his administra-
ton.
During the last year of ex-Mayor
Baskin's administration the total
amount of the contingent fund used
by him for all purposes was THREE
HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIvE DOL
LARS. To his successor he turned
over many thousand dollars as the
contingent fund. OF the money so
turned over by ex-Mayor Baskin,
Mayor Glendinning used during the
first two months of his administration
OVER THREE THOUSAND DOL
LARS.
The figures tell their own story bet
ter than anyone can tell it for them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25

Yesterday by actual count there
were 206 teams at work on the FIRE.
mont canal work of the Pioneer Elec-
trio Power company on the contract of
Corey Brothers & Co. The weather is
excellent for this work and teams are
coming in daily.
More difficulty is experienced in get
ting men for the canyon work. Man
ager George Thompson left yesterday
in search of men and will visit Logan,
Provo, Park City and other Utah towns
in search of men. Plenty of men
could be obtained by going outside of
Utah but it is hoped to avoid so do
ing if possible. Rhodes Brothers are
carrying advertisements of Men
wanted in all the principal Utah pa
pers and besides have started to dis
tribute posters expressing the same
want. About forty additional men were
put on yesterday. Ground has been
broken on the site for the dam.
The above item appeared in our Og-
den department yesterday and we call
attention to it today as a sign of the
awakening that is coming to Utah. If
we can get work to hunt men instead
of having men under the constant
necessity Of hunting work; and if this
thing can go on until there will be two
jobs of work hunting man instead of
six men hunting a job we shall see an
awakening of good times, an era of
prosperity for Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
RESTORATION OF CHURCH PROP
ERTY.

In our dispatches this morning will
be found the welcome news that the
joint resolution introduced some time
ago, we think by Senator Frank j.
Cannon. restoring the real estate prop
erty belonging to the Mormon church,
passed the senate; and there is no doubt
but the house will pass it and the
President sign it,
One by one the evidences of the old
fight that waged so fiercely in Utah a
few years ago are being wiped away,
and we trust that with those evidences
so passing away the bitterness charac-
teristic of the old conditions is going
with them, until at last in Utah as
elsewhere in our happy country, but
more abundantly, our citizens, if, as
elsewhere, they cannot all seemingly
worship at the same altar, they can at
least on the broad plane of common
citizenship meet without bitterness, and
in Christian liberation of their differ
ences. Such a time will come. and it
is at our threshold if not now here
And for it must we thank any prime
minister?
"No-let us own it-there is one above
who sways the harmonious mystery of
the world, even better than prime min
istersl 81. Who thro' plot and
counterplots- gain and loss-thro'
glory and disgrace-along the plains
where passionate discord rears e.er-
nal babel-still the holy stream of
human happiness glides onw
So may it be in our Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
LABOR AND LEGISLATION.

We give place in this issue to
communication from Mr.. John Stubbs,
on the subject of the eight hour law
recently passed by the state legislature
and now awaiting the action of the
governor.
We have no doubts as to the cor
rectness of the main contention of Mr..
est work out of each twenty-four,
constitutes a fair average days work,
and that life is cherries indeed when
there is no time for self Improvement
or social enjoyment; and surely in ex-
cessively laborrious, or dangerous oc-
equations eight hours toll is all that
ought to be expected of men. But
while the eight hour law is doubtless
a good thing, like many another good
thing, it is extremely difficult to get
it by merely legislative enactment.
True it is easy enough to do just what
our legislature has done, declare that
eight hours shall constitute a legal
days work. But does any body believe
a man can be prevented from working
ten hours or twelve, or sixteen hours if
he so desires? Ought he to be pre-
vented if that is his wish? Legislative
enactment is powerless here. Such
law is impracticable and therefore
useless. Even the labor question ought
to be dealt with on common sense prin-
ciples. Potent as some people may
think legislation to be, there are some
things it cannot do; and one of those
things that it can't do is to create that
exact status for manual laborers that
labor theorists and agita'tors demand
any more than it can do a way with
the anxiety and mental worry of the
business and professional men, or make
all men brave and all women fair.
Forces, liberties, rights against which
the power of the legislator is vain
enters into these things and laborers
as well as all others ought to recognize
these facts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
UTAH ASPHALT.

Out in the new state of Utah is
enough asphalt to supply this country
for the next three hundred years.
This is a fact probably not known
to one man in hundred thousand. 1t
was brought out in the debate in the
senate recently by Mr.. Vest in discuss
ing the resolution directing the secre-
tary of the interior to obey the law,
which requires the opening of the I'm
compahgre Indian reservation. =
In addition to the ordinary paving
asphalt there are great lodes of gill
sonite, which is the purest form of as
phalt known. 1t is the best insulator
for electric wires. it makes the best
medium for mixing paints, and it is
also the finest material for making var
nish. Even if Utah had no mines of
the precious metals, this great deposit
OF asphalt would make the state one
of the richest mineral sections of the
Union So says the Washington Post.
The above statement is no exaggera-
ton of the facts.
And why is Utah today not Develop
ing these, great deposits? Why is a
great source of wealth to the new state
being, seemingly, neglecte d T? Simply be-
cause Secretary of the Interior Hoke
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
JACOB WELLER.

Jacob Weller is dead. Jacob Weller
was one Of the pioneers of Utah, one
among the first, it is said, to enter this
valley in July, 1S47. He died yesterday
about nine o'clock, at the ripe old age
Of lightweight years.
One by one these men of that immor-
mortal band who entered this valley
in the year 1S47 are passing away; and
soon they will be counted as among a
generation that has gone. The children
now growing up in this state will hear
Of them with that intense interest and
sort of vague wonder that the men of
the present generation heard of the
Revolutionary Fathers, and they
will speculate as to what manner Of
men they were. Then the first
thing we know the present mid
dle-aged men who personally knew
these old pioneers will come to
be regarded as wonderfully favored,
and a sort of second-rate pioneers them
selves, catching by reflection, perhaps,
some of the glory that the first settlers
left behind them.
Men who come to Utah now
that the snakes are principally
killed and most of the bridges
built, will never, perhaps, be
able to appreciate how much we owe
to the men who blazed the way of civ
ilization into this once barren wilder
ness and laid the foundations of the
commonwealth OF Utah. And if we who
live so close to them cannot fully ap-
preciate their worth, much less will
generations that succeed us.
Pioneers are your worlds benefactors.
They contribute something to the sum
total of the worlds advancement To
civilization they give states and ma
tons which they have redeemed from
desert and wilderness. They make a
hundred million blades of grass grow
where none grew before; they fill the
solitary places with pleasant homes
and awake the slumbering echoes of
frontiers with the hum of industry, the
song of glad hearts and the laughter
of happy children. The men who do
this are benefactors of the race.
AS for this man Jacob Weiler-he
was such an one. Simple in his life
and habits and gentle and kindly as
woman, yet strong and brave and
true as such natures usually are And
so he lived, and loved, and worked;
and was loved and honored and now
his departure is mourned, though of
mourning there is little need, for OF
such is the kingdom of heaven Such
a man, leading such a life as that of
Jacob Weller, so honest, so full of good
works and ceaselesS toll, however hum
bic it may appear to the proud, has
not lived in vain. He belonged to a
type of men growing, alas, too scarce
among us-a TYPE that reminds us of
the early days of the Great Republic,
that comes to US with the breath of
old fashioned simplicity and honor
about it. We think it is Thomas Buch-
AMMAN Reid who thus describes them:
Simple their lives-yet theirs the race
When liberty sent forth her cry,
Who crowded Bunker's heights of red.
BY hope through years were led,
And witnessed Yorktown's sun
Set On a nations banner spread
A nations freedom wont
Peace to the ashes of Bishop Jacob
Weller, and comfort to the loved ones
he leaves on earth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25

Smith refuses to comply with law of
congress; nothing more, In this matter
he SETS his own sweet will above the
law. If it is asked why he does this
it is answered that he is protecting
the governments interest" A most
laudable ambition when coupled with
common sense and sound judgment.
The interests of the state are being
greatly injured by the refusal of Sec
rotary Smith to open the Uintah and
Uncompahgre reservations. They are
inviting fields for the homeseeker and
the capitalist, but the homeseeker and
capitalist are forbidden to enter upon
them An injury is being worked to
the Indian wards of the government.
as they cannot get their lands in sew
crafty and SO begin the work of assinii-
lating themselves to what is their in
evitable condition.
Having ignored the law, it is not to
be wondered at that Secretary Smith
should ignore his party in Utah. His
refusal to open the reservations is
working dead against the Democratic
party in this state. The people may
forget that it was a Democratic dele
gate who framed and secured the pas
sage of the law for the opening of the
Indian reservations to settlement, but
they will never forget that it was
Democratic secretary of the interior
who refused to bow obedience to that
law. BY his course in this matter Sec
rotary Smith is doing more to aid the
Republican party in Utah than the
party is doing to aid itself
We hope the Utah senators and rep
resentatives will never cease insisting
that the Uintah and Uncompahgre In
dian reservations shall be opened as
by law they. are directed to be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25

oh, young Lochinvar has come out of the
West,
OF all patent bicycles his was the best;
And save his revolver, arms had he none,
Except his two arms of skin, muscle and
His envious rivals would have to look far
To find bike-rider like young Lockinvar.
His steed had no brake, so he jumped
every stone;
He swan the Shark river, where ford
there was none;
But ere he alighte1 at Pere Shoddys gate,
The bride had consented, the gallant came
late;
For Count Sauer Kruat, with sinister
bar,
Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave Loeb
invar
But boldly he glared at the tall porter
swell,
All buckram and starch, as he answered
the bell;
Telegram? Answer" said turnkey. In
deedi
For whom?' For the daughter, you oaf,
can't you read?
Here's a tenner to quicken your steps,
ira. la. la
So trip up the dancers" said young Loeb
ilvaf
The laclsey flew up and the maiden
tripped down,
Arrayed for her fight in the last style of
gown,
So light to the cycle the fair one he
swung,
So light Ger his own bike his long legs
he flung.
Way down the Deal road, through the
dust seen afar;
Let them catch as catch cam said the
young Lochinvar.
When the flight was made known, how
her father did swear;
Count Sauer Kraut clutched at his
straw-colored hair.
Il can't have your daughter, the bridal
she fled,
But give me at least her large fortune in
stead
There are millionaires' daughters more
lovely by far,
Who have never gone off with young
Lochinvar."
There was mourning in haste by the
whole Shoddy clan,
Thomas, Richard and Henry all swore as
they ran;
On which road they should follow no two
could agree,
So the lost bride of Elberon ne'er did
they see.
"They follow, of course but they'll fol-
low affair."
For I've punctured their tires, said
young Lochinvar.
Town Topics.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25
TALES OF THE DAY.


The Rev. DR.. Richie of Edinburgh,
though a very clever man, has met with
his match When examining a student as
to the classes he had attended, he said {;
And you attended the class for mathe-
matics"'
Yes.
How many sides has a circle?'
"Two," said the student.
What are they?'
What a laugh in the class the student s
answer produced when he said; An in
side and an outside!'
But this was nothing compared with
what followed. The aoctor having said
to the student: And you attended the
moral philosophy class also?'
Yes
well, you would hear lectures on var1-
Gus subjects. Did you ever hear one on
cause and effect?''
Yes"
Does an effect ever so before a
cause?'
Yes"
''Give me an instance"
"a man wheeling barrow"
The doctor then sat down and proposed
no more questionable Waterbury,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25

In the debate on the bill TO abolish
capital punishment, Mr.. Condor, of
weber, declared that everybody in the
world believed Mrs. Maybrick inno-
cent. He viii have to admit that the
English home secretary doesn't.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25

A Republican paper says that Cover
nor Bradley deserves nothing but
praise for the way in which ne order
ed out the militia to protect the CAPT.
tol. The governor has an idea that he
deserves the presidency.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1896-03-25

If the rank of acknowledgement is
specially revived for General Miles it
will soon become as common as the
cross of the Legion OF Honor, which
dear old Mark Twain said few French
men escape.