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Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
Not in America.

Elwyn A. Barron, London correspond
ent of the Chicago Times Herald, writes
from that city that fashionable young
gentlemen of London are, without excep-
ton. the best-dressed men in the world.
Seen at dinner, reception or theater,
they present that faultless elegance of
toilet vulgarly described as well
groomed' Every article Of dress fits
symmetrically, and the whole is worn
with manner that only comes of the
habitual practice of getting into even
ing dress" There is no doubt that Mr..
Barron is right. Nowhere, in the world
can one see so many Well-groomed and
faultlessly-dressed men as in London,
whether it be in the evening, at theater
or other gatherings. or in the afternoon
on Regent, Piccadilly or Bond streets
But what most strikes the thoughtful
observer is how the London taiiors, who
garb their countrymen SO well. succeed
so i'll with the anglomaniacal American.
There are number of Americans who
have their clothes made in London, some
who go over there regularly and others
who send to have them made there, and
only about one in fifty of them is well
dressed. Some of them when they move
their heads in their coat collars look like
a turtle putting his head out of his she'll
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
HANDKERCHIEF Berries by Law.

Jersey Legislature which provides that
huckleberry piczers shall use their hands
only in gathering the fruit. Mr. Wildes
says the Italians and Hungarianss who
flock to the pine barrens of Burlington
and Ocean counties every July have in
clean the berries from bush in a few
minutes and take also the green berries
and leaves This Injuries the bushes,
and the resident pickers are seeking pro-
faction
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16

organs. and in the hearing of the little
fellow it was said that she had lost her
voice. That night, as he was being pre-
pared for bed, he took his place 1T his
mothers knee, and after dutifully repeat
ing the regulation
Now / lay me down to sleep
concluded his devotions with: And, 0
Lord, please help grandma to find her
voice again, cause if you don't she'll
blame me for Washington Star.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
HYnmnn,s Grent Charm.


Since the world began woman has
been accused of vanity, and while adj
hitting that she does possess her share
of the not exclusively feminine failing,
the impartial observer must acknowledge
that, as q rule, even the most beautiful
women are dissatisfied with their own
appearance. The statuesque woman.
"divinely tall, divinely fair" envies the
petite. fiuffy-haired blonde. while the
said blonde would give half her curls
for two inches of her Juno-iike sisters
height
But. after all blue eyes or brown eyes.
Grecian nose or pug nose, what does it
matter? The charm of woman lies not
in beauty, but in individuality: if she
could but he brought TO understood that
fact! IT isn't the details that count;
If is. rs Trihv says. ''the altogether =
her carriage, her manner, her voice, her
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
Caused a Smile.

Up in the northern section of the city
there is a certain household, the most
important member of which is a bright
little, fair-haired. 3-year-old chap, whose
artless but pointed utterances form the
subjects for many laughs and much
neighborhood gossip. A short time since
the grandmother of the family had a
severe attack of the grip. which resulted
in 4 complete prostration of the vocal
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
a RemarkabIe Feat.

The most extraordinary stenographic
feat we ever heard of was performed
last year by Mr.. Reed, an Englishman.
In the sittings of the opium commission
in India. he recorded accurately, and
afterward read over, the evidence of
two Brahmans, of whose language he
knew nothing and whom he had never
seen before He took down the sounds
as they came from their lips, represent
ing each sound by it's phonetic character.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
Deadly Lirnburger.

Fifteen or twenty boxes of limburgeerT
were put into the same Chicago cold
storage house with 200 boxes of cream
cry cheese. The evil communications OF
the limburger corrupted, the GOOD smeH
of the other cheese. whose owner has
now brought suit for damages wreaked
upon the reputation cf his innocent but
unfortunate property
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
Nothing Unusual.

An English phrenologist who has ex-
amined the head of Emperor William II.
says that there is nothing unusual about
it. 1T is" he says, "a medium head of
the military type, such as can be found
by the score in the army The bumps
of self-loye and combativeness are alb
normally developed. He will never let
himself be stopped by an obstacle. There
is no power on earth that could exercise
the least pressure upon him. His self
love is so great that it would not sur
prise me if he should proclaim himself
infallible. He would be perfectly sin
cere in so dOing'
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
Parisians Interested.

All Paris has been interested in the
disappearance of Mile. "Sarah Brown"
a Russian woman who had been the
model for some Of the most famous
painters and sculptors of the French cap
ital. The name she bore was supposed
TO hide a noble Russian patronvnlic
She was the original Of Lefebvre's Lady
God:ya and his ''Clcmence Isaure.'
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16
Trouble with Iron Window Frames

SnDt Frederick Easton of the state
capitol at Albany, n. Y, reports that
great trouble is experienced in that
building by the cracking of heavy plate
glass windows, seemingly caused by the
contraction Of the iron window frames,
although the glass is set in rubber.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16

Not to be Thought of-"Tonmy, Go
you ever play hookey?" Nom; cant.
WHY can't you?" Teacher boards at
our house. Chicago Record
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1896-03-16

Little Brother-''Do you know what
ostentation' means?'' Little Sister
The way other people show off."-Puck.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

TO the end of it. When the steers head
is in place, the stanchion closed by
means of the rope. D, and fastened by
the pin at x, put the rope, E, over his
neck back OF the ears, bringing the ring
down under his chin. Then take a.
Light of rope, poke it through the ring
and bring the loop up over the nose.
Let man pull on the other end of the
rope, and the steers head comes down
in the notch, C, so tight that he can
neither move nor bawl. B is small
block fastened to the bottom part OF
the stanchion by a staple; P is a tenn
porary bar set up while the steer is
being put in the stanchion. When the
horns are off, take the bar, Z, down,
and dishorned steers pass out into
another pen, and are thus kept sepa-
lated.-RuraI New Yorker.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
KINDNESS TO COWS.
Without 1t Success in the Dairy Is Almost
ImDOSsih1e. tsaEa:t

Without 1t Success in the Dairy Is Almost
Impossible.
The Ions domestication of the cow
and the large demand made upon her
have in some cases directed almost her
entire vitality into the production of
milk as if for her progeny. Cows Sc
lected especially for the dairy are Of
this kind, and they must have cul-
tivated along with this unselfsh CIV
ing OF themselves for others habit of
kindness amounting almost to love for
those for whom they live. This would
be directly expressed to their own Off
spring and would be reciprocated were
not the kindness of the COW by artificial
means directed into the channel of sup
porting the human mixer, instead of
her own progeny; hence, the best dairy
cows are IF a kindly disposition and ex-
press their kindness in their constant
effort to supply the demand made upon
them. This naturally expects and de-
serves recipocation on tho part of those
who are benefited by her unselfish life.
The dairyman who has this proper
love for his cows will think nothing too
much trouble that he can do for the:
comfort of his cows. And happily iii
this case, as in all others, it pays to be
kind, for cows have brains and kindly
emotions, if properly cultivated.
Herein may be found the apparent
hidden cause why one mixer can get
more milk and butter from the same
cow than others can, and that the one
who gets the most milk and butter is
not always the best mixer when judged
by his skill, but he is nevertheless the
best mixer for that cow, because she
likes him the best; his touch and man
her have in them a Kindness which puts
her in a humor to give him all her milk
and to give it in the best possible con,
dition,-Farm News. :"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS.
That's What 1t Costs Every Year to Keep
Our Roads in Repair.

That's What 1t Costs Every Year to Keep
Our Roads in Repair.
The total length Of the common roads
II, this country, good, bad and indiffer-
ent, is estimated by Gen. Stone, of the
road bureau Of the department Of ag-
riculture, at something over 100000
miles. The majority of these roads
lave been opened by common laborers,
hired by local supervisors, and no en-
gineering principles have been oh
served in their construction. AS Il
result, it costs more to keep them in
repair than if they were as many finely
macadamlzed roads.
Keeping these poor roads in repair
and opening new thoroughfares cost
Massachusetts in 1898, outside of cities,
$1,136,SA4, or 5000 per mile, and New
Jersey SITS, 407.s2, or $43.25 per mile
The total expenditure for roads in that
year amounted to about 100000. AS
a greater part of the enormous sum
was spent in repairing poorly-con-
structed roads, that would need ex-
actly the same attention next year, it
is not an exaggeration to say that most
of the money was wasted.
Fine roads can be constructed al;
the way from $500 to $500 per mile,
according to the nature of the country
through which they pass, the cost of
crushed stone and other engineering
problems. The cost of keeping these
roads in repair is infinitely smaller
than that required to repair the ordi-
nary dirt roads each winter and spring,
when great gulleys and ruts are washed
into them by the rains and floods. The
secret of the success Of the fine roads
in France is attributed to the prompt
and systematic repairs made at all sea.
sons of the observation-disclosures.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
A HOUSEWIVES TRIALS.
Mrs. Marshall Tells How She suf-
fered.
Had Several Attacks of Rheumatism
Doctors Failed to Relieve Her
How the Disease Was Con
uucred.
From TIL, Press, Appleton, uinn.

u
OF all the ordinary diseases to which hui
manity is heir, there is, perhaps, none more
general or moro painful than rheumatism.
The Press having learned that Mrs. Mary A.
Marshall, a well-known lady Of Appleton
Mimi, this city, had for some time past
been a sufferer from this complaint, and
that she had found a remedy which not only
gave almost immediate relief, but which
effected a complete cure, and believing that
the dissemination Of a few facts regarding
it would perhaps be of interest and benefit
to many Of our readers, interviewed the
lady upon the matter. The reporter found
Mrs. Marshall at her. pleasant home busily
engaged in performing Ter household du-
ties in manner which did not in the least
indicate rheumatism, and secured from her
the following statement: :r> !;
sit is about a year and d half ago thatI
first experienced these attacks of r1euma-
tisn. AS they became more frequent they
became more painful, and while used the
prescriptions of several doctors failed to
find relief. About:a year ago J. noticed in a
paper a testimonial as to the effectiveness OF
DR.. Williams Pink Pillsfor Pale People, and
was so impressed by the statements made
therein that determined to try them. My
husband accordingly sent for q supply Of
six boxes, and am free to say that beforeI
had used two boxes of the pills I became
aware Of a change for the better. continued
to improve until to-day, lam as free from. all
traces of rheumatism as was before these
attacks I can also truthfuly say thataside
from speedily and efectually curing the
rheumatism the pills haYe done me great
deal of good in generally renovating the
system, purifying Ghe blood and relieving
those numerous little ailments to which
women are most commonly, addicted"
MIR. Marshall was present during the in
terVieW and was sincere in his praise of
what the pills had done for his wife, believ-
ing them to have been the sole and direct
cause of her relief.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
are considered an unfailing specific for
such diseases as locomQtor ataxia, partial
paralysis, st. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neu-
ralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, the
after effects of la grippe, palpitation of the
tired feeling resulting from nervous pros
humors in the blood, such as scrofula,
specific for troubles peculiar to females,
forms of weakness. In men they effect a
tai worry, overworlk, or excuses of what
sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid
on receipt of price, 50 cents a box, or six
boxes for $3.50 (thcy are never sold in bulk
or by the 1907, by addressing Dr.. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
- TIE EVIL OF RESTRICTED L1cESsE.-O
Dor,% /o~- IL l.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
FIG. 1.-BADLY-sHAPED ROADWAY,

track, and concave roadbed. When
rain falls on such highway now can
it do otherwise than run along the
center of the road, washing away all
loose soil in it's course, until 1t finds
chance to escape into one of the side
bitches? Where such u road is upon
rising or falling ground, the washing
is especially severe, because of the
force of the water, which on steep hills
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
DlSHORNING STEERS.

How 1t Is Done and the Kind of StanchiOn
to Be Used. =. ::
It is plain stanchion, set in the
mouth of chute three feet wide, built
inside of a strong corral. The stanchlon
is built like any other, except the bar,
p, which is nailed across about 20 OR
"A inches from the ground. The one
half-inch rope, E., should be about IL
feet long, with a thrce-inch ring tie.1
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
Stop. Thief!

Stop small malady, which is stealing
your strength, before it outruns your power
to arrest it, and recover what it took from
you. The safest and promptestrecuper
OF waning vitality is Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which renews vigor, flesh and nerve
functions whose interruption interferes
with general health. Use the Btters for
dyspepsia, nlalarial, rheumatic and kidney
complaints and biliousness.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

The chameleon, which is said tofeed upon
nothing but, air, has of all animals the
MIN blest tongue - - = =. !.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

ASL1GHr CoLD, If NEGLECTED, OFTEN At
TACKs THE LUNGS. - BrO,Un'sxs Bto,,chia
1Foc1.es'' giye~iumediate and effectual relief
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

MAMMA" asked the little girl, peering
in between two uncut leaves Of the maya
zinc, show did they ever get the printing
in tIlere1,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

BEECHAM's. PILLS for constipation 1Oc and
and go by it. Annual sales 6,OOO, 900 boxes.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
TIE Nashville, Chattanooga g. st. Louis
Railway

TIE Nashville, Chattanooga g. st. Louis
Railway
Will on March 3rd sell one way homeseek-
ers: tickets to all points in the Southeast,
including Florida, at the lowest rate ever
known. On March 10th round trip tickets
to many points in the South, including
Georgia, can be purchased at one fare plus
$500; good for 30 days. For maps, folders
and all information write to or see Briard
F. Hill, N. P. A., 1928 Marquette Bldg, Chi
cago; r. G. Cowardin, W. P. A., 405 Ry
Exc. Bldg, St. Louis, or w. l.. Danley, G..
P. 4 T. a., Nashville, Tenn.
"YoU are the only doctor who advises me
to stay at home. All the others say ought
to go to a winter resort Il suppose they
have all the patients they want.'-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

10 TIE thinker, the most triAing cxterna
object often suggests ideas which extend
link after link, from earth to Heaven.-Bul
Wer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

FRS stopped free by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Motifs after first DAYS use,
Marvellous cures. Treatise and 81 trial bot.
tie free. Dr.. Kline, OBJ Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

''How DO you sell this music paper?
asked the customer at the stationery store
Pm not certain about it, said the ne,
clerk, 'but think we sell it by the choir.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

Mrs. MANnATTAN-ssW oh lection have
you to marrying Mr.. Severance?" Mrs.
Lal1eside-'A very serious one; He's pay.
ing big alinony already. Truth.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

.TEAcnER-.s'What' was Joan of Arc maid
of?n. Bright Pupil-'SMade OF dust.n- Bos.
ton Transcript.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
TWO OBJECT LESSONS.

why hain ana SNOW ln1& a Good Many
Highways.
The two cross sections Of country
roads shown herewith are in the nature
oil object lessons that tell their own
story. The first Gig. ~ is that of hun
dreds OF country highways-ditchesa at
the sides, high grass-grown edge o..
shoulder on either side of the wheel
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

Snow us the man who never makes mis-
take and we will show a man who never
makes any thing.-Wayland.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

P1so,s Cure for: Cons sumption has no ed uai,
as q Cough medicine: ~. NJ: ABBorr, 3s3
Seneca ST., Buffalo, n: ~, Mayo, 1894 ;:
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

FIG. 2.-pRoPERLY-s11APED ROADWAY.

often becomes perfect torrent, pour
Ing down the miGdle Of the highway
The proper form of a roadway is shown
in Fig. 2. The shoulders have been
moved and carried into the middle OF
the road, the whole surface being nice
ly rounded from one side to the other.
Lain falling upon such road will
run off at once into the bitches, leaving
the roadbed firm and dry. ~ Orange
Judd Farmer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
SILVER KING BARLEY. Ire Bu.

go SILVER KING FARLEY, re EU.
The barley wonder. Yields right
along on poor, good or Indifferent soils
so to 100 bus. per acre. That pays at
zoe. a bushel!
Salzer's mammoth catalogue is full
of good things. Silver Mine Oats yield
ed POI 1-3 bushels in 1895. It will do
better in 1896. Hurrah for Teosinte,
Sand Vetch, Spurry and Giant Glover
and lots and lots of grasses and clovers
they offer. IS packages earliest vege-
tables $1.OO.
If YOU WILL CUT THIS OUT AND SEND it
with 10c. postage to the John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, you will get
free ten grain and grass samples, in
GLIDING barley, etc, and their catalogue.
Catalogue alone sc. (K)
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

THERE, is no great achievement that is not
the result Of patient " orking and waiting. =
j., G. Holland. -, = -. -; - =,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

CONVERSATION is an art in which man
has all mankind for competitors. Elmer
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

Too much pruning is us bad as TOO
little. Both extremes should be avoided
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is q
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
to cure it you must take internal remedies
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack
medicine. 1t was prescribed by one Of the
best physicians in this country for years,
and is "a regular leg prescription: It is com,
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect COM
bination of the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

The EVIL OF RESTRICTED L1cESsE.-Old
Party SADLY My poor man, why do al
ways find you hanging around this saloon?"
Bibulous Bil-:I can't help mese!f, Mister
It's the only one in town. sA+Puck, ~. 3.G,ts
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

CALL the good things have been said"
Staylate murmured witha sigh; :
Mabel yawned and shook her head .
s'Well, suppose. you try good by"
- ~ Louisville Courier-J ournal
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

oman wants little here below''-
So runs the good cid song;
he but advertises, though,
He doesn't want that long.
Printers Ink.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1896-03-05

f1DllEH and WHISKY habits cured. Book SEN,
Vt HU Hn FREE. DR.. B. N. WOOLLEY, ATLANTA, GA.
a1-NAML THIS PAPER every tine 700 v..s s,>
The oasis., 1896-08-29
Bucklen's Arnica saIye.

THE AAsT sAbvH In the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, plcars, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Ohapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Chenoweth x Mix Y
The oasis., 1896-08-29
FRATERNAL SOCIETIES.
r<ozsIe- I-oeiRe, No. o.
 10. O. IF.

Officers: W. \. Cummings.N. G.; ". schoon- maker, " C.. John Dessart, T.; J. II. Mapes, Sec'y.
 Regular meetings every Thursday evening at 7:3i o'clock. w. N. CUMMINGS, N. G.
 J. II. MAPEs. eecy'