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THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 40. 1906.
The morning times., 1896-09-20

MANY WHO HAVE VISITED THE Of
FiCES OF DOCTORS MCCOY AND COW
| DEN DURING THE PAST FEW MONTHS
HAVE FELT THEY COULD NOT AZ
FORD THE MONEY NECESSARY FOR
THE TREATMENT. MANY Lso HAVE
BEEN KEPT AWAY BECA Us Z OF THE
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE THAT DOC
TOR McCOY'S FEES ARE uIGII-NECES-
SAHILY MADE so BY THE GREAT
DEMANDS UPON Ills TIsfEAND SKILL
WHEN DOCTOR MCCOY ESTABLISHED
NATIoNA L PRACTICE IN WASHING
TON 1T WAS HIS PLAN TO GIVE
EVERYBODY AN OPPORTUNITY TO
OBTAIN THE BENEFITS OF HIS TREAT
MENT- IT Is STILL DOCTOR MoCOl'S
PURPOSE TO DO THIS. AND WHILE He
DOES NOT PROPOSE To REDUCE HIS
FEE. HE WILL FOR THE TINE BEING
ABOLISH 1T ALTOGETHER AND GIVE
DURING THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER
His SERVICES FREE. CHARGING ONLY
FOR THE MEDICINES, MAKING A
UNIFORM RATE OF So A MONTH. THIS
RATE WILL ONLY BE GIVEN DURING
SEPTEMBER, AND WILL APPLY TO
OLD AND NEW PATIENTS ALIKE, AND
WILL BE MAINTAINED Until y CURE
Is EFFECTED: THAT Is,
ALL NEW PATIENTS WHO APPLY
BEFORE OCTOBER /. AND ALL
PATIENTS NOW UNDER TREAT
MEST WHO RENEW BEFORE
OCTOBER 1. WILL. BE TREATED
UNTIL CURED Al THE USIFORI
RATE OF So A MONTH.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
DESCRIBED BY SYMPTOMS.

Hosts efPeop'e s11ieg from the ,U5oas ma
EgnoHt PoiS0Rs in Their Jiood, .rlicb produce
or result from cotarTh. Mpny other persons
sg5s' from nervous diseases, I;ser diseases.
kidHey diseases and skin d;yeoses, as the re-
s'tt Of irritating c,gstel Pois5oas Il. the blood.
A r"yoTiiy Of S,ch sufferers d. not haye a
dcf1,ite understanding 0, the mature Of their
AFFECTION. The. foi'o,ring symptoms hare been
arranged by Doctor NJ COY to enable sufferers
10 Understand just lrldt Il IS H1t ais them.
Although tcrit'eH and copyrighted By him.
they hare bee" e1teasireiy copied by other
concerns lritioH his authority. IT, proper
course Of those afflicted is hiS: X, Cd t.ess
symptoms earetaily oreF; mark dipss that Gp-
ply 10 go''r case, and bring tiS 'rif yOu 10
Doctors Mccoy and CorrdeIl
The morning times., 1896-09-20
SECOND DIVISION
LEEKE WON THE CAMERA.
Captain of The six Club secures the
L. A. w. Prize

Capt. \. w Le"kc. Of the SIX Club, is
the happy Uo~s,->>ur ur a new 'aiI era.
He is very proud OF il since il shows
tia, ne was the winner in a tyHir>- which
hiss extended all over the United states
lie Won and will he busy these b-autiful
September da v Ia King snap shots at
everything in SIGHT.
Tue first Of Apni The rffiCial> of the
League OF American Wh"eiIuen offered
prize for the largest nCr Der IL
new members. open to members Of divisions
having less than 200 members. The
prize was a camera. The contest was to
close September =. Last week Capt.
Lc,'kc Received the handsome camera and
the l. \ W Bulletin contains the anupunCe-
inent that he Won by sending in siXty-ei -ht
new names. He Is receiving the cunrratu-
lationS Of friends on all sides
The morning times., 1896-09-20
DURYEE IS THE CHAMPION
Young WaShingt0nian King Of
CrOQuet Players.
FIRST DIVISION CONCLUDES
Exciting Play Marked the Closing
OF the First, Week of the IOurna-
Hent-Games In the Second Di vision
to Commence TOmOrrow-Stundin
of the CONTESTANTS.

The games in the first division II the
croquet Tournament. which has been IN
progress at the Ninth and Twelfth street
grounds during the week. were ended
yesterday Sacsett Duryee. the sixteen-
year-cld Washington boy winning the
championship. losing but one game Of the
eight played
The Tournament will he continued this
week, when the gaines in The second iii
vision will be finished. There will also
be several games pla yed by the con
testants in the third division.
Only eight games were played yesterday,
Duryee, OF this city, winning hands
down, from Mr. b. A. Bean. also Il Wash
ingtonian. and Jacobus, from strong, both
OF whom are ex-cbampiUus, Duryee has
three shut-Ou To his credit, Harris,
Greenway, and Bean being the recipients OF
the goose eggs
SECOND DIVISION GAMES.
The other games yesterday were those
III the second division. five Of the six
beng pla yed on the Twelfth street grounds
They were Buckley VS.. Catiin; Hall vs..
Chase; Hall VS.. Col enIan, Bryant VS.
Catiin; Bryant vs.. Hall
The game between Coleman and Johns
was played on the Ninth street court. Up
to the present time Mr.. Chaitont, Of VII
minrton. has the best OF the argument in
the second division, but Bryant, WHO'S play
!nS championship croquet. las chance 81
winning by defeating thc tnrc,. pia gers with
whom he is yet scheduled His chances
are No. |, and by wInninl: viii show that
he Is one III the best. II not the cha pion In
tins division, in this community.
The pla yIuG yesterday was closely
watched by "a good sized crowd. many II
those III attendanc,, bein. Indies who have
taken Il great interest in the sport
1hednnuUnc.mpn nat yuLn. DUrye,. had
won the championship was received with
great applause and Mr.. Bryant, IN behalf
OF the acquaintance Of the Young play yer.
presented him with "a silver medal.
The standing IT the clOss. OF play yes
tcriay, the first division having finished
up entirely, l. as follows
The morning times., 1896-09-20

\ general meeting Of delegates from vari-
Gus ciuhs of the city has been called for
Tuesday evening al the Columbia Athletic
Club. in circular letter which has teen
sent out, each club is asked 10 send two
Delegates. The object Of the meeting is
to make arrangements for the proposed
barbecue.
The object is a good one. II will DO the
the riders good to get together and have a
good time. No persons on earth have any
better richtto havea good time than wheel
men. But one thing should be avoided.
Do not try to run league politics into this
gathering. II has been stated that this
is the object OF the meeting. Mr.. John
Woerner, who suggested the idea of the
barbecue, and 10 whom all the credit
is due, had no such intention when he made
II. If it is 10 be a jolly gathering OF
wheclmen intent on having good time, it
will be a glorious success. Otherwise it
will not
The morning times., 1896-09-20
DISEASE OF The EARS.

Deafness and ear troubles result
from tatarrh passing along the Eu-
stac.lian tube that leads from the
til rusit 10 the ear.
is your hearing falling
DO your ears dI>C large.
'DUyOuT ears itch and burn
a re tie ears dry and sCdiy:
Have You pain behind the cars
rs there Il tirobUiDg III the ears?'
us there buzZIng sound heard?"
DO You have ringing III tie cars?
Are there cracking sounds Lcardr'
rs your LeariDs lad cloudy days.
DO you have ca TaClIc OCC-iS:sDdllyH'
Ale there sounds ike sJeaTn esrsping7"
DO your ears hurt wien you blow your
pose?'
DO You constantly Lear noises ID the
ears
DO you lear better some days than
otEers?'
DO the Doises In your ears keep you
awake
When You blow your nose do the ean
crack
Is your hearing worse when you have q
cold?''
rs there roaring like a waterfall in the
head?
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Anateu Records Broken.

Thomas L. Burke of the Athletic Club
yesterday made new worlds record in
The 600 yards run at The kniC Ike rbocker
a. {. games at Columbia Oval, New York.
covering the distance in one m mute and
eleven seconds Hat. from scratch The
best previous record for the distance was
III 20 minutes held by Lou Meyers OF
the old Manhattan A c. and william Il.
Downs, made in May, l sci.
In throwing the discus Richard Sheldon
OF Yale won. with Il throw Of III feet &
inches, beating the worlds record. which
was 1O1 feet inches, made by Young of
East Boston 4 Association.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Burden Dia InOnd Robbery Seuucl

Newport, K. l.. Sept. I9.-PapeIs were
served upon \. l. Townsend Burden and
his wife, Evelyn Burden. in an action of
assumpsit yesterday. placing damages at
S30,Ou0, the papers Icing returnabIe al
the coming session of the court here Mrs.
Bridget boyle is the Plaintiff ard IL is
charged that promises have not teen kept
What the promises were is rot given out
but it is assumed by some that it is in
connection with the Burden diamond roi,
berry in New York
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Missiuna Going to India

New York. Sept. 19.-SiX missionaries
sailed this morning on tie American liner
New York for Madras. India. The part
was headed by Miss Mary Hin of Chicago,
who viii assume the assistant secretary
ship OF the Young Women's Christian As
oc.ation at that place. Between now and
November nine other persons interested
in the religious welfare of the people of
India Will Join, in Madras. the party ttai
L I'M left tNlnN
The morning times., 1896-09-20

Earned runs Cleveland, :. Two-hase hits
Me keaD, Tebeau =. Miller Smith. Home
run-Ioung. l,.er & hiIus
stolen base-Blake. First tasc on balls
orr Etrct. I. off Holiday. 2. Hit by pitched
Bali-TebcJu. Left On tdNeS-Clcyciand, :,
Cincinnati, .. Struck Uut-McAlecr =. Ziru-
mer. burkett. Ehret = Irwin .. Miller.
Passed balls-Gray, 2; thinner. l. Wild
garnc-2 hours. UInpirc--Mr Sheridan.
The morning times., 1896-09-20

Earned runs-St. Louis, =; Chicago, 4.
Two-base hrs-Donohur, M,Cormack.
lbree.base hiis-Iurner. Everett. Home
run-Lanse. Stul en- has cs-Dowd. 3:
Douglass, Dahlen,2; Lange, Ryan. First
base on balis-ofI triges, A: off Breiten-
stein, .. lit by Observation-Disclosures Struck
out-By Briggs, b, 10y BreteHstein, g. I'm
pire-MI. Laliy. Time OF game hours
and 40 minutes
The morning times., 1896-09-20

Earned runS-BaItimorc, .: Philadelph;a.
|. First base by errorS-PhiiadeIphia l
Left on Observation-Disclosures, Is PhiladeIphia
Struck out-By Nops, =; by Wheeler.
Two base hitS-NIcrtrS and Brodie. Stolen
bases-Quinn, Doyle, =: and Robinson DOu-
Bile piay-Mertes and Lajo ie. Hit by
pltcher-By Wheeler, =. Wild pitch
Wheeler, !. UmpireS-McSsrs. CarSey and
Clark. Time OF game-l hour and 80
minutes.
The morning times., 1896-09-20

TAFT, candidate for Congress, in the First
district, on the Republican ticket, has
withdra wn from the race. He finds it
impossible to serve. as family matters and
personal interests demand his time The
campaign committee selected W. b. Shat
tuck to succeed Mr. Taft
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Missing Cashier a Dcfaultcr.

san Francisco, Sept. 10. I, is reported
this morning tina Langhoine Heath. cash
Ter Of the Liverpool, London and Globe
Insurance Company OF this city, who has
been missing for three weeks, is II de-
raulter to the extent of 100000. His
hooks are being examined by experts.
The agent here refuses to say anything
about the matter
The morning times., 1896-09-20
DISEASE OF THE STOMACH.

THIS condition may result frGm sew
erul causes, but the usual cause Ia
Cuturrh, the mucus dropping down
INFO the throat and being swallowed
is there oausea?'
Are YOU C,Stive"
rs there vorniting?'
DO you beich up gas
Have you wHterbrdsii,
Are you light headed"
is your tongue CU1tcn"
DO YOU ha '.k and spit?
lis there pain after eating
Are you nervous and weak
DO y,,u have sick headaches
DO you bluat up after eating
lis there disgust for hTca kIdSt?
Have yOu distress al or eating"
lis your tiirts at Til!C0 with shine"
DO yuuat times has diaTrhteaH'
lis there rush OF blood o the hcaGH
when youget up Suddenlyaic yuudiZZy:
when tUma CHI is empt yduyoufecllaiDtr'
lis there constant sensation i'll the stOIn-
ach:''
DO yuu feel as II you had lead in stom-
ach?''
DO you bclch UP material that burns
thruat?'
Vino, stomach is full do you feel op.
pressed?''
The morning times., 1896-09-20
PLAYED IN THE RAIN.
baltimore Defeats Philadelphia I'm
an Cnintt.reStiny I,nnte.1

baltimore, Md. Sept. ~ The champions
anu PhiiadeipfiaS crossed bats for the
tenth tine this season tuGay'aud the for
Iler were easy winners IL an unintcrcst-
ing contest.
liriIiapiy's catch Of Kclley's hit to the
left ilelu wall was The oily noteworthy
feature and caused applause 10y the 1908
spectators.
Heavy showers HeccsSitat.d several in
tCrnlin>luns in the game. which was finally
called at the end If .Ec fiftl inning L.
L.lIsn Il DIR EInSS II.n .-...,.-
The morning times., 1896-09-20
New Running Record

New York, Sept. Ia.-Thonas E Burke
OF the Boston A. A. established new
worlds record for the 60O-yaIds run at
the games Of the Knickcripcker Athlcti.
Club this evening al Columbia Oval He
covered The distance In Iii fiat, teatinS
Lon Meyers tof the old Manhattan A. c, j
record of 1:112-5
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Ball Players mt the Theater.

The members Of the Washington and New
York baseball teams will occupy private
boxes at the BiJou Theater Tuesday night
upon invitation of Manas ger WtitcselI, to
witness the performance of the Barlow
rninstrels and the exhibition of the vitascope,
which, was so successfully SHOWN at Roster
* Balls during the past summer
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Boston.

EafDed runs-BoStOn.2; Brooklyn, TWO
base ,iiit-JoneS. stolen base Hamilton.
struck out-By Payne, l; by Nichols. 2;
fifsI base on balls-Off Payne. l; Off
Nichols l. Left on baSes-Boston, /: Brook
lyn. 3. Double plays-Long and TIC ker.
Hit by pitcHer-McGann Passed ban -
Bergen. Cmpirc-liornung Time of game
Il hour and s minutes
The morning times., 1896-09-20
No Game at PitIShurp.

Pi,tsburc, Pa, Sept. 10 The two ga MES
Of baseball scheduled for this afternoon
between Louisville and Pi,tSburg have
been postponed on account Of wet grounds
The Louisville club plays at Cincinnati
tomorrow and will return to Pittsburg
Gn Monday and play off the postponed
games.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
BOSTON WON FROM BRoOkLYS.
Rain Stopped the Game at End of
tine Sixth Inning

Brooklyn, n. Y. Sept. 19.-Rain stopped
today's game at the end Of the sixth inning
The Bostons made all of their hits in the
second, Willie the home players got two
III the second and two in the third innings
Tue Bostuns went out IN order i'll the last
four innings. The score:
The morning times., 1896-09-20

The Century Club is TO make it's first
run TO Baltimore today. The start was
10 be made at y O'Clock. About twenty
members are expected to take part. The
club also expects to be in the century
run of the Century Cycling Club OF Mary
land. on October IL. The only thing
bothering them now is the fact that they
will have TO GO to Baltimore on u Saturday
night. and sorne of their nru cannot get
off
The morning times., 1896-09-20

is the voice husky"
DO you spit up slIInc??"
DO you ache Il II over"
DO you SnOrc al night"
DO you blow out scabs,"
rs the nose stopped up"
docs your nose discharge"
Does Jhc nose bleed easily"
is this worse toward night"
docs the nos. Itch nd bdrn?"
Is uvFe pam across TIE eyes"
lis there UIckiils IN tie turuat?"
rs your sense OF smell leaving"
is there pain ia front OF the hedd?"
DO you hGw K ~ clear ti... throat"
is the throat dry IN the morning."
a re YOU losing your sense or taste"
DO you sleep with the mouth OPEN"
DOCS your hose stop up toward night p"
The morning times., 1896-09-20

The Affairs have made all their arrange
ments for the road races Thursday after
noon. The races will begin at O'Clock.
A banquet will be held after the event
at the residence of Mr.. Charles Jones.
26OS street
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Their Boat Upset .

Halifax. n. s.. Sept 10 William s W ain
aged sixty-five, ana Thenias Crowell. aged
thirt three years, were drowned in At
wood Brock, harrington. yesterday by the
upsctting 81 their boat.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Bishop Marty Dead.

St Cloud. MINI. Sept. 1S.-Right. Rev.
Bishop Martin Marty, OF The diocese OF st.
Cloud, died this morning. Although in
delicate health for some time his death
was very sudden.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
BIcyc,e-Hors., R,c. post,s,ned

Rochester, n. Y. Sept. 13.-Tfn rae,
t-ctwesn W. W. Ha;nihon, the bicyClfs,
and the great PAGER, Joe PatcIcn, for
$1,000. has been postponed until next
Tuesday on account OF rain.
The morning times., 1896-09-20

Earned runs-Washn.ton q, New York |.
FRS, base by crrorS-WashiIgton1 Lett on
Observation-Disclosures .. Ne = York 6. First
base on balls-Off Mercer = Struck out
hi.s-Ab bey ., Farrell. Brown. Sacrifice
Observation-Disclosures. Stolen base-Brown.
Wild pitch-Clarke.i Umpire-Mr. Lynch.
Time OF game hour.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
GAME WAS a FARCE.
Cit.vcla nd an Easy Winner In the
.sar sss First Fight for Place.

Cleveland, Sept. 19.-Tbe game between
the Spiders and Reds today was "a farce
Ehret was hit hard and after nine runs
had been made Off him in the sixth inning
bug Holiday was called in to pitch.
EwinS's men could do nothing with
Young. The game was called at the end
OF the seventh inning. Attendance 700.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
WON by a HOME run.
Lange's Four Bagger Landed Chi
cago Ahead of St LOUIS

st. Louis, Sept l9--The game to-day was
a jdwiBg ms jciI betwe cen all the pla ycrs and
Umpire Lally and lines We're plentiful.
Chicago Won on Lansc's home run hit At
tendance, 1.50O. Score.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
DISEASE OF BRONCHIAL TUBES.

This condition often results from
Catarrtl extending. from the head and
throat, and, II left unchecked, eX-
tends down the windpipe into the
bronchial tubes, and in time attac ks
the lungs
Have you coUgh:'
Are YOU losing fieSh"'
DO YOU cough at night"
Have you pain in Slde?
DO You take cold easily
rs Your appetite variable?
Have you stitches in side
DO You cough until you gag:
DO you raise IrUthy uiaterIIl"'
DO you CouAa Oh going to bed?''
DO you cough III the morning.
Are YOU low spirited Il { tlmcs?
do You spit up yellow mdttcrH'
lis your cough short ard hacking?
''I.o you spit up little CheNSy Jumps
Have You Il disgust for FATTY IOOds:''
lis there Il ticking tehlnd the paiater"
DO you feel YOU are growing weaker"
is there Il burning pam III the throat"
Have You pain lchind the breast bUne?''
DO yuuCouSh worse night mi morning."
DO you have 70 sit up at night 20 get
BREATH?
The morning times., 1896-09-20
Sewan to Meet bryan.

Bath, Me-. Sept. 19.-Mr. Arthur Sewall
will 30 TO Boston next week to meet Mr..
Bryan and accompany him to Bath.
The morning times., 1896-09-20

Cessfully illleI "SCrappy shoes, was
| gwen a most hearty ovation. His friends
| tried TO outdo the Joyceites, aud the Ip-
| plause given was evidence that the Wash
Ilgton lans are satisfied with the youth
1ul Senator. He went out at iirst on
Gleasou's assist. e'Erien and Brown fol
lowed ia rapid fashion.
THIRD WAS BOTTLES.
Mercer. and Abbey singled in the third,
but no runs We're srored-
IN the fuurth Farrell hie for a double and
was seut home Oh a similar hit by Brown,
Can't. Tom then gave an exhibition OF
uuse running He stole third while Clarke
held the bah, aud when he threw al To
'Scrappy'' it got away from the Giants
mana ger captain. ana Brown sprnted home
ike. a -year-oid gets away from a
starting machine. He won the plate, and
he gracefully dorred his cap in recognition
Of heapplause.
When the senators went to bat IN the
fifth 1t seemed though the clio uds would
burst, but the elements were stayed by th,
terrific hitting or the Senators. Abbey
shot Il double past Davis while the latter
stood III SILENCE lie Moutreviile sent one
TO Scrappy that fairly siienced tie wind.
setback got III the game with a single, and
Farrell kept up the fireworks. Dad $
smile was unbroken aud Sunlth forced the
Duke AT second. O'Bren was like a China
man on the reCeut visit OF LII Hung Chang.
lie kept blazing away at the ball and
foul followed foul. He made two misses.
hut when the ball came along to his
suiting il went asailiug toward the bleach
ers. Herman had fixed himself to catch
the ball but the gale blew its hardest
and Nike could not reach it and tie
sphere landed over the fence O'Breu
followed Smith in Indian fashion across
the plate on a home run. Brown was at
the bat when it began TO blow terrifically
and il became darker. Lynch waited a
reasonable time and theu called 'gaiDe.
The crowd rose as il generally does in the
seventh and gave vent TO its feelings.
''Scrappy" Joyce's team had been defeated,
and those who h d been loyal to the caplain
of the Giants, when he did honest battle
for the Senators, Cheered the vlctors.
The same teams pla y on Monda Y and thc
ladies will he admitted free. The Senators
are now only a few points behind Brooklyn.
and they will begin the concluding week of
the season with much confidence If they
play the same ball that they did yester-
day they will win another wellearned
victory.
The following score viii ten the story OF
.
The morning times., 1896-09-20

IVNttTUUy IttNUItH.
Washington, 5. New York, l.
Cleveland, Fl; Cincinnati, =.
BOstol, 3; Brook yn, /.
Baltimore, Z; Philadelphia. ..
The morning times., 1896-09-20
So A MONTH
Doctor rIcCoy Valves All
Personal Fees During
September.

For This Month. but Only for This
Month. He VIII Allow All TO Place
Themselves Under Treatment at
the Nominal Rate of S3 a Month
Until Cured.
The morning times., 1896-09-20
DISEASE OF HEAD AND THROAT

The head and throat become dis
Sod from neglected colds, cuus-
ing Catarrh, when the condition of
the blood predi>poses to this court
The morning times., 1896-09-20

: Ny Friend From India
The morning times., 1896-09-20
WON IN ONE GREAT IhA|AG
GOOD WORK WITH THE STICK

EN-Senatorial Manager-Captain and
His Successor on the Home Team
Given OvatiOns When They Went
tothe fsat-State smen Play Fast Hall
Behind MERGERS superb Pitching.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-02-28
A Nook in be'woods.

While still not far in the woods, we
came to a dear, hospital nook under n
protecting bank, where tinkling
spring, descending 10 meet n quiet
stream, kept the mosses green, though
it was so near frosty December. AS
we listened to the gentle music of the
spring - ''tinkie, tinkle" = the same
notes came repeated from distance to
us. We had to think twice before we
decided that what we heard was the
sound of sheep-bells in pasture some
fields away. Then we said that, for
those who listen well, the various
voices in nature-both living and un-
conscious voices-have much that is in
common; and my sweet child-comrade
told me how she had once heard spar
row singing like running brook as he
rerched on "A willow branch close byl-
Edith NJ. Thomas, in st. Nicholas.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1896-02-28
Folly of ola GaIlants.

One OF the unhappy conditions OF this
,.fe is the danger that threatens men
who have long passed the merida IA
If life and are nalf way down the de-
clIne-the danger that they will be-
come victims of the hideous delusion
that they are objects of interest and
affection by very young women. Old
men who are otherwise too rational
10 be locked up in lunatic asylum
sometimes become d source of distress
and shame to their families by their
insane pursuit of follies that are par
donable only in the youth of 20. Such
d deluson is often the distinct evidence
Of senility---of thai gradual decay Of
the intellect which relieves old age
of much of it's sorrow and of all of its
dignity. 1t is unfortunate that old
baaux, senile "mashers," cannot be
made 10 understand that the one at
traction they possess for giddy maidcns
is money. 1t would save them from
much trouble and publicity if they
could be made to know that they must
pay to their last dollar for the pleasing
delusion that they are as attractive to
Young women as they were in their
pos. One of the kindnesses nature
has done to such old men is to MAKE
them Indifferent to the opinions of man
kind, and as insens:ble to ridicule as
other lunatics in the clutches of delu-
sions.-Chicago Chl cnicle.