Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1896-09-10

A man who left Abilene owing SEQ.
900 seven years ago has written back
for character.
The Atchison Patriot has taken an,
other one of its spells, and no issui
has appeared for three weeks,
A Butler county woman aimed the
hatchet at the head of the chicken and
cut off the end of her thumb.
Miss Jolly of Scranton doesn't think
it is altogether so; since she fell out OF
hammock and broke her arm.
An Atchison woman supports hel
husband by baking pies That's about
the sweetest profession we know of.
There is considerable of scandal
stirred up at Wellington where law
yer was seen with his type writer in
his arms.
1t is entirely too early to be pre-
dieting short crops when Miss Mabel
Corn of Smith county got married only
last week.
A man who advestised himself as
'the brainless wonder" attracted con-
siderable attention over in Horton the
other day.
In trying to arrive at the best sys-
tenn of coinage we trust the claims of
Miss Barndollar of Wellington will
not be forgotten.
Auditor Cole turned down the To-
peka people in their attempt to draw
$1l 900 from the state militia fund for
their fall festivities"
We observe that Mr.. Pistol of Cher,
okee county has become :he parent of
a boy By all means he ought to
name him Derringer.
Since it was reported that Jack the
Hugger," was haunting Ottawa,
large number of visiting girls have APP
peared in that town.
A Harvey county man made mis-
take and went into the wrong room,
where the hired girl was located. At
least that is what he says.
If lack of dogs was all that kept
DR.. Nansen from reaching the north
pole, what a successful trip many
Kansas man could have had.
Speaking of beating swords into
pruning hooks, the bar-room Of the
Columbia hotel at Delphos has been
turned into a harness shop.
1Noveline is the name of u Wellington
young woman who measures calico in
one of the stores and wouldn't read
one for the price of new bonnet
The Atchison street railway run job
lot trolley parties profita bly,. Anybody
may ride who has the price, and the
people of Atchison are great mixers.
An Atchison girl who wanted to be
dead certain that her guests would
come to the lawn party inclosed two
street car tickets with each invitation.
Atchison allows a man to run al
large who has the name of Bzodizza
Grahbla attached to him. Perhaps the
name alone is considered misfortune
enough.
Two Kansas City women fixed up a
bogus prescription for druggist and
while he was compromising it, robbed
the cash drawers Of it's contents, and
made thcr escape.
Prof. Haworth of the Kansas univer-
sity asks for reports from people who
have tried sub-irrlgation, and the first
man to respond ought to be Mr.. Ground
water of Chase county
The record of events in official cir
cles should not omit the marriage of
County Clerk Light of Logan county
to Miss Anna r, Filo of the United
States Office set in Colby.
When 2I-year-oid Peter Bilyne of
Cowley county sought bride, he
brushed aside all of the fluffy young
summer girls and mated up with Sc
date Miss Lizzie Perry, aged So
Riley county is kicking because Nh.
Coburn's census ncglccts to state that
thus far this year she has had eighty
seven marriages, while the same time
last year she had only iifty-siX.
One f. L. Dana of Colorado Springs
appeared in Lawrence the other day in
the role of II thief-talier. Some years
ago Colorado man Of that name made
his living by getting up deep water
conventions"
A tramp called at q house in Law
renee and asked for something to cat.
All he expected was cold hand out. "
The lady of the house was kind heart
ed and asked the tramp to take seat
on the porch, whilo she went in and
cooked supper for him. The tramp
was so surprised that he tainted dead